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it's noon brother what do you wake up in an edible
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make shunkey are those real channel points
I sort of got bro can you read even at the end of stream
not at the start row oh my god yeah at the bro at Mitch
talking, I'll do it if you redeem it like three hours in. If you do it, if you're
redeem it like three hours in, I'll do it. But I'm not doing it right now. Anyways,
everybody, let it do. How is everybody doing on this fantastic fucking Sunday, everybody
chat? We are live early today because my ass will cup late and I didn't want to work out
before a stream. I've been a bit of a lazy
child. So I said, I'm not just go
live for the charity stream we're
doing today. Mots can be pinned the
link. Activision point PC RF chat is
the charity stream day. I'm going to be
matching chats. Donos up to 10,000 to
dollars. If we raise five grand on
match for five K we raise six. I'm
at six. If we raise eight. If we raise
10, I'm at 10. If we raise 10, if we
rate 10,000 in one, I'd probably match
10,000 in one. If we raise 15, I'm
I'm matching 10.
Can I have a limit on the off-chance that we somehow
exceed that by a very large amount,
and then I'm kind of stuck in a situation being like,
ah, you know, somehow, you know,
fucking case it comes in or some shit again.
You know, that's why I always say matching up to,
matching up to anyways.
We're doing a PCRF charity stream today, chat.
It's going to be a full react day as well.
If you've been here for, if you haven't been here for other charity streams, if you
have been, you already know how it works.
If you haven't been, this is basically a regular charity stream.
The one after this, that we're doing for HAs, going to be a bit weird.
It's like a group charity with crowd of controls, going to be a whole gamer challenge.
That will need to do explanation for.
But that'll be in like three weeks, three and a half weeks, that'll be end of February.
Today we're doing PCRF, Palestine Children's really fun.
a charity stream that is dedicated to providing humanitarian aid to children and needing families
in the Middle East. Gaza and Palestinian people obviously are, you know, the central focus of
PCRF, at least what I were doing to charity stream as well. But they do help people all over the
Middle East in general too. It's not just in Gaza specifically, but they do do a lot in Gaza
as well with, you know, getting people out of, you know, danger to go get surgeries, providing
food, providing financial assistance for families and need.
Video of what you stop, you can look into the charity in the about section and also their
charity link on just PCRF.
But, uh, click the, um, don't know or not, don't know, and click the pinned comment in chat
right now if you want to donate, I'll be matching genos up to $10,000.
The end of stream.
So whatever we raise at the end of stream right now, I have to go out 5k, but whatever
we raise, I'll read these donors in a minute, I'm seeing people already donated.
Thank you, by the way, right now I have the donor go out 5k, whatever we raise, when I
end stream, I'll fucking, because I'm gonna take 20 minutes, I'll donate it and then I'll
post it on my story, you'll see whatever we raise total.
So whatever we raise at the end of stream, just double that in your brain, that's what
we raised because all post day after stream ends. Anyways, I'm going to be reading the
don't know this little PSA. If you plan on sending bits today and you already have
preloaded on your account, whatever that's fine. But if you were going to buy bits or anything
today, please just send the money to the charity comes in as a regular dono. I'll read it.
I'll try to read as many messages as I can. But if they're flooding in, I might only be able
to get your name in the dono, not specifically the message that you put alongside of it.
Are we good there?
I think I got the speel out of the way.
I think we got the speel out of the way.
Let me just read some doughnuts now.
I'm not anist for the 25 to PCRF average for the sub-sake year,
thank you for the 25.
But busy with protests in college,
I'm glad I'm able to tune in for a bit.
For the charity show, keep doing things, man.
Thank you.
And I hope you're doing well, Xavier.
Thank you for the fucking doughnut.
Leave a thing of the sub-casper of the five,
which I could give board.
Bro, I appreciate and so does PCRF any amount of money
that you're willing to give and able to give.
You know, I you don't have to I one of the biggest things people do is they're always like oh, I wish I could give more and you know
Obviously, you know, I'm not going to be upset with you for saying that
But I think a lot of times people apologize do donating your charities awesome
Mother, it's a fucking penny or a million dollars, right?
There's no
Well, you don't have to apologize or feel bad, right?
I'd appreciate any amount
Sapphire thinking for the 25 to PCRF pick for something not in this for the 150 to PCR
I've stayed here with the subabby figure for the one.
Hope it helps a little, at least, thank you.
And W, taking the five,
Gibb, that's critical in law for the sub.
Casper and Emily, you're taking the 10,
so if you're for the one 50 and anonymous for the 25,
Saber of the 25, inhuman taking over the 10,
Gifties, J, for the sub Oreo, taking for the five.
Subfaked in the fucking five, did you know?
Dude, do you know how to do a 120 to zero combo on Gilgamesh?
No.
FL, thank you for the fucking $200 donor to PCRF at L-V-M-I.
Thank you for doing this.
Share it to sure you won't be able to catch it.
This is all the work on a glad I got the chance to donate.
I hope you have a good work day and thank you for the fucking $200
donate of PCLRF.
ESE, thank you for the 10.
I'm going to watch for 7 months on YouTube and appreciate the content.
Thank you.
It's lucky for the sub-ghost for the sub-red center of the 100 level you do though.
Joe, thank you.
Thank you for the sub-avery for the four pigs.
Thank you for the three.
CBC dance for the sub-tief of the sub-hack thank you for the sub-tastic of the
pressure of $200 to PCLRF, setting an agent for the sub-move-thips.
Move from the beddies, TTV for the sub-tastic of the three.
David and you dogs of the sub one, Kelly,
uh, ojory and red Ryan, uh,
aren't up with the sub,
Sean, take you from the sub.
Jay, didn't thank you for the 50 to
PCR.
I've loved to see big screener,
so stay charity.
That's where it could cause us.
Thank you.
Hey, you did took it from the sub bar
code, thank you for the 50 to PCR.
I've said anything to the kids.
Spider, the sub bar just thank you for the
sub anonymous, the 10, OCO chip even
the sub tech.
Thank you for the 10, sir.
Freedom, thank you for the 10,
community to the next share to
share to share them of the 27th.
Can't really work the data around
you, man.
I'm sorry, I'm going to kind of
to pick that date among what, you know,
kill those earned sneak and the guys
that I'm doing it with are able to do.
I'll be really brief.
Hey, thank you.
And I'm just thinking of this 10 May,
thinking of this 25 tray taken for the five gift.
It's a car shop for the self bail for the self
Matty thinking of the 10, RH taking for the two.
Lily for the 10 big, taking for the three,
or for the five two, thinking for the self first,
don't know, W, Batty RH taking for the three,
but it's struggling with health recently,
broke my minus case.
I'm sorry to hear that.
The recovery is well-prepared,
thinking of the self-out thinking for the six.
What if that's an iron lung, have a teenager,
to him, breezy to the sub-grace of the three-parking,
think of it as 10, think of it in the awesome charity,
so thank you for the fucking donations.
CJ, thank you for the 100 to PCRF said all love.
That was the fastest I've ever thought.
Run down to the videos we have today.
Also, we're already at $935.
Oh, not really many milestones today.
We have extra YouTube video and vlogs segment
of choice and sampling.
Now, I'm streaming the charity shirt today,
reacts probably gonna be a five hour stream tomorrow. I'm gonna be live at like 330. We're gonna do the SP for a bit and then a fortnight
Then I'm gone Tuesday on Wednesday for a fortnight turning and then the fifth to the ninth I'm gone from stream
I'll be post on the YouTube right at it, but I'm going to be vlogging
If we hit that don't know goal, I will let you guys choose a segment that I already know app chosen
Whether it be a full video or just like an added on segment. So
So one of them right now is like Super Bowl, like based vlog around the tournament and all
the other shit.
The other one I'm going to be doing is like bar hop and stand friend and then I'm going
to be like ranking them based off like vibes and drinks and stuff like that.
And then another one is just going to be kind of a big lump of other shit.
And you guys could choose what we're going to do.
So that's explaining that anyways.
Lindsey thank you for the 50 to PCRF on my back after just strawberry color thinking for the 10
and it's a good thing you start up some of the things
uh... whatever you're younger how did you get over on the thirty seven pound six
but one
i mean i don't really know i wouldn't i wouldn't say i had anorexia as a disorder but
it got to a point where i was not eating i was like i'm not malmerished in the
sense of like i was starving but i had
like bone problems with growth i wasn't eating nearly enough i was probably
around 6,430 pounds. So around the same of what you are. I don't know it was a gradual
process. I got really into weight lifting because I wanted to be like David Wade. I really
thought I had a little a little bro crush on David Wade. Thought he was very he had the body
that I wanted. And so I was like really into lifting and then I slowly slowly started eating more.
You
Hello, hello.
Oh my god, it's only in one year now.
Oh, how do I kick that?
What the fuck just happened?
How about now?
Is it better now?
No, it's still pinging different.
Is it fixed now?
You're what the fuck?
Hello?
It's quiet now.
right now.
Hello.
Hello.
Hello.
Hello.
Hello.
What the fuck?
Does it sound the same that it did before it just cut out?
What was the last thing you guys heard me say?
It just randomly fucking stopped working.
The best part of streaming, yeah.
Fucking technical difficulties.
I'm just talking.
You guys are saying, lag.
I'm like, it's not fucking lagging.
I just start yelling at you, like, I can't hear you.
What was the last thing you heard me say?
Oh my boy crush on David Wade.
Yeah, well then I was basically saying that I got really
obsessed with calorie counting and all this other stuff.
I don't know.
It's different with everybody.
Katie, thinking to 30 to PCR, I've got to be thinking
to the five for all for the seven.
You don't think of it in the 10 to PCR after I think of it
in the 10.
Chicken, think of it in the 10.
Honey, for the 10.
Library, thinking of it in the 10.
20, thinking of the five.
Give this out of sin, think of it in the 100.
And to PCR, think of it using plethora for good say.
I'd brought for me.
Thank you.
Even think of it in the 10.
But ain't I thinking of the five.
If they give it to twenty five piece around bars,
they give it to ten mono, they give it to ten fin,
they give it to ten, Joey, you think of the five,
tell me, they give it to the five,
RJ for the sound, I'm not gonna be able to read these
donors right now, chat.
I'm gonna be able to read your name,
but not the message right now, I'm sorry.
Silence, thank you for the five, Lindsey,
they give it to fifty color,
they give it to twice for the one anonymous,
for the fifty to piece here,
I've seen, they give it to one anonymous,
for the fifty again to piece here, I've been hell.
Hell, you're savior for the fucking thousand dollar
donor to piece here, oh my God.
Thank you for the fucking thousand dollar don't know how your savior says thanks for everything
You do for your fans and people need thank you for the fucking thousand dollars yourself man what the fuck
And I appreciate the compliment as well
Chair take it for the one orc for the sub link if the three Nancy for the 200 to PCRF talk take it to the side hold up. I'm getting every
Get every eat it all the app
Holy fucking okay. Oh my god
Brian for the 25th, then take you to the one next to you.
Nancy, you say, and thank you for the 200, and a PCRF.
And dude, hail your savior for the $1,000,
don't know, man.
Where'd it thrept?
Bro, we're already at $3,104.
Send take you to the one.
Real quick, before we get into that ship,
we're gonna do another extra YouTube video
that's upcoming me.
But what was I gonna say?
Before I ask about the vlog segment is my mic actually the same as it was before is it good now because I had a fucking re input all the filters
So
I think it's good
What is message Brady?
Because my that ass is terrible attacks
Tech not text tech
My mic just randomly stopped working, added the source back after removing, let me know and bought it sounds normal slash tracks all of those things.
Bro, because it's some fucking tech shit I don't get, bro. There's like five different audio tracks.
Yo, my editor's job makes no sense to me.
There's some other truckers will be like, dude, you're audio tracks on the wrong one and like,
what the hell are you talking about?
Audio tracks on the wrong one.
Can you hear me?
Yep.
Okay.
Well, then it works.
And they're like, no, then I can't change it.
Somebody would be in the screen on actually losing that voice to refund that.
Put me all the thinking for the 25 Avery Ticket for the one new for the Samsung Ticket
for the 5th.
Sanket Balance for the 7th on the 6th on the 6th on the 7th on the 7th on the 7th
on the 7th on the 3th.
Then thinking for the 1st on the 6th on the 6th on the 7th on the 7th on the 7th on the
50 to PCRF had Brian taken with his 25 talk for the sub-nancy,
taking the 200 again chat.
Before we happen to the videos real quick,
what do you guys want me to vlog?
Either as a whole video or a segment in the vlogs while I'm gone
at 5th to the 9th.
Charity shooting today tomorrow,
Minecraft S&P at 330 in the Fortnite.
Choose them, not live one day's attorney,
and then the fifth of the night, I'm vlogging, gambling, smoking, crack, okay, the zoo already
did that, the gym, a little gym segment, all right, we're gonna throw this, it wouldn't be
a whole gym vlog though, if I did gym it would be a segment, alpha-trass, yeah it is gonna be
San Fran vlog chat, so it could be like Alcatraz. I might do that anyway though. Jim
Super Bowl we're already doing one centrally around that and then the fortnight turning
Swim to Alcatraz, okay
Pure 39 what the fuck is pure 39 a
shopping center in San Fran
I'm going to say that again, we're just nose here 39.
Is it like a mall hold up on getting hold up?
All right.
Crops taken for the summer.
Evel and taking for the 10.
Happy birthday.
Autumn taking for the 25.
The living for the five.
I've taken for the 10.
Not a mistake even the 10 Whisperer take it been a 55 55 to PCR out couple for the subtrary thinking of the bucket 25 or Charles not Charlie
Actually thinking of the 150
Chris they give it a hundred oh Alan thinking of the five
Guac they give it a ten other Sam think of the five new thing give it a sub put about thinking of the 25 every taking with the one second
Alex from the side may think even the three
James taking with the 25 to ball and our J for the sub
That's why thank you for the 25th,
I thank you for the 10,
chat, what other vlog ideas?
Escape room, that would be boring as fuck.
Jim, Alcatraz.
Alcatraz would be like slash golden gate bridge.
Hot tub string, can't do that.
Chatness would be wall on this is six flags.
I don't even know if there's a six flags there
and it's also the winter.
Rage round, they do have a rage room. The problem is if I able to record what like
Do I have to pay for a recording or will they just fucking like send me that out of that work?
They do have a rage room.
The pen?
That's dude.
This dude is literally shaking more than a massage gun.
I'm just staring at my straight ass, alright what else what else what else what else what
I'm gonna remake the poll which if you're a gym vlog segment, gym segment this would probably
segment so not the whole video. Go something. I don't think I'll be able to set that up.
Shooting range casino.
Other casinos even in San Fran.
There's ones near that near it.
Oh, no, they're scocinos.
Another's not.
Are there cacinos in San Fran?
No, there's not.
A zoo, diamond gym, paintballing.
Chats, what is something that's centrally cool around San Fran?
Is what I'm saying?
You guys are just giving like saying ghost swimming like that's
Like the person those like pure 39 like that's something there you know what I mean?
I can do Chinatown and San Francisco get drunk in Chinatown
That could be cool
bowling segment
I feel like that could be ripped into the gym. I do a bowling. Go to a gay bar, buddy.
I've been to a million gay bars. I'm probably going to be pulling up to one anyway for
the bar review. See, I want to make at least three different videos. One of them is going
to be around the Fortnite tournament and the Super Bowl. The other one is going to be literally
me just getting drunk like I'm just going to go to a bar hop I'd probably 12 to a
gay bar or multiple San Fran probably gay bars everywhere so I'll probably pull up
to a bunch so that doesn't need to be its own thing it's just gonna be like I'm
going to bars get my hair's way too long nude beach that's I don't okay we're
gonna go give me one more chat let's give one strip club okay that's age
restricted chat that's not nope not gonna do that nope not gonna go there
also can't really record in a strip club twin peaks okay rob a store NBA bang
bus arcade jack 10brook. I'm pretty sure jack 10brook's L.A. based to vlog
idea of jack 10brook. Just meet jack 10brook. Sea lions. You see why where do you
find sea lions? Are they just like out there? Like how common are sea lions
in in in in county.
They're just chilling there. All right, well, vote on this chat.
Vote on that. Vote on that. I kind of want to write down a few of these.
Okay, why are people voting fucking sea lions? Are you are you fucking are you serious?
see this see the sea lions okay now it's alcatraz gym and sea lions are getting
the most okay yep people really want to see the sea lions all right what am I
gonna do dude I'm gonna go to the fucking I'm just gonna go to a peer and just go
it's gonna be a 30-second segment what if I were you trying to put in Rush one
you feed them can you pay to feed them actually
they'll eat you yeah I'm letting you know right now a sea lion is not eating me
steal a sea lion try and put him in a bag
bring him home
take one home I'm putting sure a sea lion weighs I don't know probably upwards of like 400 pounds
Maybe, yeah, but males, California sea lions weigh 400 and 9 out of 3 pounds.
Just put it into your bag, man. Just put it into your bag.
Me trying to weigh it at the fucking at the airport, baggage, check or whatever.
I think it depends to sea lions. What types of sea lions they got there?
there. These ones are cute. These are the ones they got there. No way this
way is up to 900 pounds. I would say this guy looks like he weighs about 220, but
he's a bit lardish. An elephant lion. Now bro this isn't like I figured
it like a sea world, right? Like I can just like dead ass CDs on the pier. Can
you see, see, lions in San Fran. Oh, yeah. Oh, and it's at the, the pure,
ninety, ninety, pure, not 39 or whatever. Wait, so I'll write that down. I still
much do Alcatraz anyway. Hold up. So let me write this down. Alcatraz, pure,
39 and C lines. What do I do if there's no C lines when I pull up?
To go in the water and walk for them.
You just wait. You sit there and wait.
Close up a chair.
Dress up as one.
Oh my god, I could get like a C line outfit and bring it there.
there. Best time to see them is August to May. They breed in June and July.
Oh my god! Wait, there could be this many?
I thought it would be like three.
There could be like hundreds of them.
Do they're like filling the docs?
People are supposed to be able to block here.
That's funny.
All right.
I'm not going to take it with a 10 LM and let me think of it.
I'm going to start to track it off with a 7Z killer.
100, selling honor of the top of the three, son of the six,
on for the five cent.
Give it three, I really think it would attend happy birthday,
Jenna, thank you for the three champion of the sub,
as he would take it for the three state of the five bars
for the 25, six, thank you for the sub.
We'll be even for the 10 count.
Thank you for the 50, exit straw.
Have taken for the sub, hell, your savior,
thank you for the 25 gifted.
I'm sending it safe in the sub,
scoop in the sub, Johnny, thank you for the 70.
To PC R after as well,
Oriol for the sub outs, thank you for the three.
Cho, thank you for the one sheep,
for the sub, rack, thank you for the three.
Sabre across and the summary, thank you for the 1000,
He's not thinking for the one chase taking to the 10 May for the 3GP even the 25 jib ball on our tape with the sub-sort
Thank you for the 25
Everyone taking it to the 10 out of the 25 crap the sub-doubt for the sub-gas taken for the 3
3K taking for the 25 anonymous taking for the 10 sorry I'm not going to be able to read the messages with some of your guys
They don't know chat like do appreciate the bonus and some of the fly one of you have to read them
Let's get into it chat rundown of the videos, but we're already at 3,000 matters for $41 which I'll match right now for just like 4K
So we're at 8K total, but I'll do that at the end of the stream
or right one stream ends, rather.
Jalen, doff the sub-gosh, take it to the three.
All right, done you fucking charity stream thus far.
Anyways, run down to the video chat.
When you're too junk to realize you crashed into a cop,
how steam became the only good monopoly in existence.
I'm gonna be glazing during this video.
Casually explain the global military superpowers.
Mortician answers burial questions from Twitter.
Why birth rates get worse every decade
and parallel worlds are real here's why.
bit of an interesting line up today. I'm very excited.
Too long for the sub-party, taking for the five gift, it's many of the 10,
Katrina for the thousand, but he's the birthday gift of the 10 to PCRF.
It's not that I birthday Katrina, but thank you.
All right.
When you're too drunk to realize, I don't know why, where you got that info.
You only have taken me to sub-dia.
Reacts, charity, shoot today. Tomorrow, 330, Minecraft, Fortnite.
Maybe our creators or more of the rivals.
Tuesday not long, Wednesday, four-night tournament, fifth to the night, gone, blog, in which
I'll do the sea lion shit and a bunch of other vlogs.
Then we're back to the tenth.
Creature Kenshin comes out that day, a bunch of other games, four games that actually
they never knew.
Then we have a react day, re-animal drops, high on wife drops, poppy playtime, five drops.
Dead and rising an evil drop, so many games coming out.
I'm sorry for the stuff, Yoni, I think you said.
Not my rivals, all right, chat. Instead of doing reacts, how about we play Marvel
rivals for nine hours? Let's start the tune, Q.
Fuck, no. All right.
When you're too drunk to realize you crash into a cop.
Lock in.
Bro, I never understand though, like, they have to be black out drunk in these body
can videos when they're driving the wrong way down a fucking highway.
You know, or they like, straight up run into a tough, unpol.
Like, I'm not advocating for drunk driving at all, drunk driving kills people and the people
driving themselves, right?
There's a level of drunk driving that is so,
it's like, you're so incoherent,
how did you possibly think you were okay to drive?
I'm not trying to have sympathy at all,
in a sense of like, drunk driving,
but like, legal limits point of view.
There's people that have three drinks and go,
I'm good to drive, you're not.
You're probably at like a point point one.
You're not good to drive, you might think you are.
But then there's guys that are blown,
like point two eight.
Like you're almost like alcohol poisoning.
And you're operating a vehicle going 75 miles an hour.
It's ignorance, I don't know, dude.
I wonder what percentage of high level DUI arrests like this
are people that physically black out and then wake up in jail?
Like talk about hangover movie level
fucking anxiety, too. You wake up and you're like, where am I? And they go, you just try to drive home.
This surge has just spotted a car driving the wrong way. And it's deputy's moving to stop it before anyone gets back to my fear.
Yeah, but I mean, y'all not through an edible right now, chat. Maybe at the near the latter half of the stream.
And not as far as the 10 beef of the sub burger, do you think of the send brother,
to take him to the Senate, Anthony and Kay, take him to the sub, walk, take him to the
rabies for the sub to structure and take him to the Senate, Zoe and off to the sub, you
only have to take him to the sub. Anyways, somebody said that's my fear. I don't really
have a fear of that, right? Like blacking out, it's terrifying, right? Like when you wake
up from it. But, but you already dropped for you to black out and then drive, you probably
already are a drunk driver. Does that make sense? Why, you don't black out and then go,
I should probably get my car. Like, like, because you're still, you're still like,
able to go, I don't know, right? Maybe that's probably not a good idea.
We'll be their own squad cars. So we'll end up taking the damage from this driver's one.
I see where you're trying to say, well, now that it's not a routine, right? Because you could
black out and do really stupid shit right there's black review that black out and get
strip but naked and run around town right like they don't do that regularly but I'm
saying like a lot of people that get DUIs and this is not the first time they've
drunk driven I'll start the year
The project is real, the murder situation.
Around 236 AM on Thursday, January 1, 2020, 6.
Oh my god, it's New Year's Day.
So this is after the New Year's Eve party.
230 in the morning.
The Walkie County Sheriff Sergeant broadcast over the patrol channel.
About a Mercedes-Benz heading northbound in the southbound lanes on I-43, Neuro Walkie
Do you remember anything when you're drunk?
No, you're brain actually switches off and you're like there's like a demon that that like rises
My one's name is Eduardo
Wait, anyways, what were they saying? There's somebody driving the wrong direction?
You're a walkie county
Heading northbound in the southbound lanes up ice. Yeah, he's driving on the wrong way
He merged onto a fucking highway in the opposite direction
43, Neuro Walkie County.
Wow.
Does he have his four ways on?
Oh, so you think he knows he's in the wrong thing?
Yeah. If I was, if I, I'm not, I would never do this.
If I was drunk driving, and I merged onto the highway,
the highway going the wrong direction. I would reverse my car, park it on the side, and abandon it.
I would put a t-shirt in the corner and go, I just am a crash, right? It broke down. And just
walk home. You got it. You got to give it a rest. If you're driving a wrong direction down the
fucking highway bro. That is you're gonna instantly die if you hit someone.
Would you like Uber? Well yeah, normally if I know if I'm if I'm getting drunk I'm
uvering. Oh my god, I have a fucking Uber story side class side note. What I was hanging out
with Frankie here, even all over the place. I ordered an Uber XL. Okay, I ordered an Uber XL.
And it is a fucking yellow van that is on the fucking in it, because it says their car,
they have to put in their car, and it's this big ass yellow van. I go, dude, we got a fucking big
car. It's gonna be awesome. It's a fucking rental like, like, baggage delivery van or whatever.
We reopen it up. There's only three seats in the back and then the one in the front. I go, we have six
people. We have six people and he goes and I go, are there seats in the back? He goes, no, no seats.
I go, okay. Get in the fucking car, right? Because I'm not waiting another 15 minutes for a
fucking Uber. So I get in, right, we lap up totally illegal, right, for him to take us as
a ride, like he should get fired for that. Actually, he's taking Uber XL orders to make
more money when his car isn't in Uber XL. I'm not trying to be a caring here, but like
we had two people locked up on each other in a fucking, in somebody else's car. Did
you're boredom? I gave him a 3 star. I feel so mean. I can't give him a 1. I didn't die.
That's a 1 star, right? If I die, that'd be a 1. So I gave him a 3. And I said, I
gave him a 3. And then the thingy, I was like bad dry. I like you. There was really
categories like a 5. Give him a 3. In a bad tip. I still tip them though. I'm so bad,
right? You drive as far. Anyways. Um. Then on the way, then on the way back,
one of our friends shows up and I'm drunk right and I'm trying to do the math
there what dude she goes can I get in y'all's Uber I go I'm like oh yeah
we only have five people we had six so now we have seven so I order a new
for XL we get into the Ever XL and this guy goes
and I go what any goes seven and I go oh and then I get out and cancel the
are given $5 for the canceled fee. So then we get an order to over access. Pain in the
ask, dude, I hate overing. Hate overing. I was in mad at the guy that told us to get
the fuck out because we ordered a number of axioms out of me at seven people. But at the same
time, I was like, wow, you're totally different than the other guy I was just driving with.
I was like, you actually have a new Rex L and me having seven people in one person laptop,
you're talking to me to get the fuck out, but when I get in that yellow guy's, you're not
yellow guy, the yellow van, the yellow van that guy had four people, four first and
re-6 people he goes, oh just get in.
Not yellow guy chat, you know I'm that yellow man, I said it in the beginning, shut up.
The magical thinking of the 10 heart with the sub-dinner of the 25th and back for the sub- Orion
thinking of the 5, fire, alien, ashore for the sub-project factor and thinking of the sub-me
for the sub-dark thinking of the 1, K-N-th and even the sub-ridden thinking of the 10-word
can you take it for the 10 as well lock-in.
I look at the stock-in.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
27 team.
There was a dark bonnet in the salt boat.
There's no point.
There's more to the boat.
Happy to hear.
You know, right now in New York City,
at this time, there was a bunch of people with planet fitness.
That's covered in their unfucking poop.
Just sitting in their own feces.
So they could get a canny-all on the news.
As several deputies respond to the call, one of them who's closer to all the people at
time square are covering their own poop?
Yeah, how do you know that?
Dude, they're standing there for like 20 hours.
They're covering their fucking piss shit.
Some of them are really drunk, they're vomiting everywhere.
But the area ends up finding the driver.
But not...
Dude, the fucking the New York ball drop is such like a trend now to do.
Nobody actually, people go to the New York balldrop so they get on TV, right?
It's not like, oh, this is romantic.
Oswearing our planet, fitness hats with foam fingers and a piss-filled diaper, kissing
each other.
Like, no, it's just like, so they can look back at that and be like, we were at the
balldrop in 2026.
The way anyone expected.
Why playing a fitness, they sponsored every year.
I don't know.
They don't know why, but they do.
Probably for like New Year's resolutions.
They always have to wear those hats and agree to be filmed.
Like they know the people that make out on New Year's day know they're being filmed.
Like, or they know they're gonna be filmed before it even happens.
Oh
What
Why did he not break
Oh my god, he's fucking airbag just exploded.
He just hit me.
I'm good.
He's taking us in a thread the needle there and just like drive past the car.
I'm good.
I'm fine, I'm checking Johnny.
Are you okay?
Is the man's in the car?
Two men out of ten minutes and a couple together.
James got some breathing.
Wow, there's a lot of fucking airbags on this car.
Are like modern cars this equipped now?
No.
That's not the fucking wheel bag.
All right, just be mental on the right for the jacket.
Oh, John's got to be the headmothers club.
Come here.
Put that on, okay.
Here.
Where are those cars gone? Are they coming on fucking be back up?
You have a license, honey. You have a license.
Is that correct?
Is that correct?
Okay.
Clearly 23 year old Zachariah seems to have no idea what he's done to the deputy squad car.
And before the night is over, it won't be the only one.
Yes, they're like a feasible way you get out of this.
I don't know how to drive, I don't have, sorry, no, I'm not drunk, I've just never driven a car before.
Damn it, James!
Damage is.
Damn it.
It's like that.
Can I call my dad?
No, yeah.
Okay.
2017, I have Wayne 1 post.
Two lemon rich drinks.
No, no, no.
No, no, no, no.
I gotta stay here possessed.
Yeah, that's definitely the move.
The demons.
They're inside of me.
Bring me to a tell-of-fantlist. Now, do you know or what? I, do you know you're
more rocky? What's that? Do you know what's it going on? I, I live. Okay, you're
gonna say you're definitely wrong side of the field, right? Freeway, yeah. I know
that I'm on the field with something. Did you know how like where he was
going to get home or do you think he was just like driving? Because it kind of seems like
he doesn't really know where he even is.
Come on, let's get you a bag of swath.
Okay.
He's smoking cuck.
No, this is where he plays brain damage.
This is where chat.
This is where you pivot, this is where you pivot, and you start acting like you're losing
motor function.
Okay.
He will actually put in the general go-to, not just in front of you, but in front of you.
the general go to not usually chosen by men,
at least in seeing many of these body candidates
is faking a seizure or something of those.
So I'm not sure if you can see that.
Sorry, I leave it.
He just tries to run across the highway.
All right, yeah, I need to save the keys.
Nice.
Okay.
Okay.
I'll use that.
What?
I'll use that.
What?
What is this?
I'm going to use the hammer here real quick.
Thanks a car.
Here's a car.
Here's a car.
All right, I'm going to have it.
All right.
All ready to turn on.
I'm good.
All right.
I'm going to go in.
I'll go in.
I'll go in.
I'll go in.
Why did the cops face him head on now?
Like, I shouldn't even angled his car to where they would have ripped the tail of a car and said,
hey, like, do you got almost fucking, like, like, just hit right, not re-arranging.
What does it call?
Head on collision.
Oh my god, I'm stuttering.
With Zach finally secured in the squad car, the deputy started assessing the damage
and searching his vehicle, leaving him alone as he ends up ruining yet another squad.
You know these guys are rippins in right now, the New Year's Day, they can't get drunk on
the job, nicotine's ride.
I feel like so many guys in like the fight like so many firefighters police officers
like EMTs brothers fucking they're just fucking high on like nicotine like stimulated not to the
point where they're like not coherent like if anything they're like more away but like
I did so many of those guys who had fucking weapons ends with Zach finally oh my god all that
cured in the squad car.
The Japanese start assessing the damage and searching is vehicle, leaving him alone as he ends up ruining yet another squad.
Hey there, two to first.
She's trying to like, rip the glass off.
Come on, come on.
Tap it.
Oh God.
The direction's on her change of things.
The subject's not the modern situation.
The part from finding his phone and wallet,
deputies find a small amount of marijuana often called
shake that was scattered all over the car.
You fucking, often called shake,
a small amount of marijuana.
So it's just, it was just the fucking crumbs that fell off,
uh, or fell off his tray when he was trying to like roll a blind.
It was just a reminence of a bud on the ground.
No, no, no.
It was a cloud.
It was so full.
It's not shut up.
It's not here.
It's everywhere.
It's everywhere.
There's a guy in my gym that smokes his joint in his car.
every time before he goes to the left and whenever I see him at
wreaks and I you know I'm like I'm not gonna knock on him but like I go
cut, best we work out all agree right but like aren't you not all his
course running like you can't smoke a joint in a running car like I feel like
That's different than like standing outside of the gym and hitting your car or smoking like he's like hot boxing a
An on car you do this. I don't hop-ups. I don't hop-ups. I have hop-ups, but it just stays in your car for so long
But I don't drive high
Like if I'm gonna eat an edible and go to the gym. I'm either getting dropped off or I'm uvering and I've worked out high
Why?
Why does the car being on matter?
Well, I don't think you're allowed to smoke.
I don't know.
Doesn't it matter because it's whether or not it's moving?
Chey-hotbox a car legally.
Look.
It's not legal to hotbox a car even if states with recreational cannabis legal
consuming marijuana and vehicles prohibited.
Interesting.
With a cigarette.
What about Hobboxing a car with a 5% nicknate that I got from the local 711?
Well, it's my cam on this line.
It's nothing we don't know where you got on.
Right, so he's not the victim.
It's not very, it's just smashed, it's just a lot of jumps and stuff.
That's me a lot of work, it's that downfall front fender, that cork indicator in the side.
It's smashed.
I don't even know what you can do about it, I mean, kind of unavoidable in your part.
All right, all of a sudden, I'm fine.
Oh, good.
Yeah, of you.
All of a sudden, stop.
It's you who put those in.
It's you who put them in.
We thought that we didn't stop.
See, see those in the VGA, see that again.
But I mean, it's under 10 in this.
I don't think we need to go there.
Oh, they were so get it, a turperner.
What do you mean go get an interpreter?
He speaks English.
Oh, I don't think we need to go get an interpreter.
What somebody that understands drunk?
What do you mean?
What you're gonna pick up your friend?
That's hammered to be like,
tell me what this guy's saying.
And he's in the back.
Oh, you saying that he didn't take you,
we're gonna hit him, he thought he was just driving back home.
The weird thing about marijuana is aren't they not able to test like I got I'm not
hired all right now I got high last night if you were to test me for weed it would be in my
system. Cap, I'm not high right now. I'm saying weed stays here system. I mean obviously
like hair tests and stuff, it's like months, but I'm saying they I'm pretty sure when they
test to see if you were high while you're driving, they're checking like 24 hours behind.
How long do they test if you were high driving?
Yeah. Active THC is detectable 12 to 24 hours after use. See, I feel like they need to get a better.
The most common test for a DUI high is a blood test and it detects weed from 12 to 24 hours after use.
Well, is it that dumb in that like, I'm not high at all anymore.
But even eight hours from now, I would still technically test positive for weed.
So how do they determine if you're high while you're driving?
Because anybody could be like, yeah dude, I got high 20 hours ago.
People keep talking to the bosses, I'll clean up with them.
Because they have shake in the bottom of your core.
A common term for peace.
Very nice, very nice.
I don't want to be in until we, to be in a craft report.
John Chris, where am I going to drive?
Yeah, I do.
He actually almost hit me first.
How about I run for enough, man?
I'll get ready to exit the Highland, and he can't fly around my spot.
So, I try to get in the spot.
I'm not eating edible right now, chat.
Fuck.
Here I'll think of the one brain and wife that's not nice taking it in three.
He's getting taken with the three.
He's taking it from the five.
Whack, taking it from the sub-G, WD, Deterra, taking it from the sub.
I'm not going to be taking it from the 10 to 10 if he's here up.
We're going to take it from the 25.
I'm seeing a thing of it, there's one, he's three.
Cambridge, take it for the 50.
To PC or F-T, take it for the raid,
Toster and Walsh, and then the sub.
Runally, take it for the 7 to PC or F-Skettie,
take it for the 3.
Skettie, take it for the 100 to PC or F-Skettie.
I've said bits of that mess just way too long.
I'm not really reading Bith right now.
Skettie, I'm sorry.
Y'all, people less fortunate in ourselves,
especially one of the main reasons
we can such a support of you, truly great.
I know you don't believe a God,
but I truly believe he uses you to blast the world.
Thank you, Skettie.
I appreciate that, man.
It's a very nice message.
Katrina's taking me to the thousands of videos.
You search for the sub SD and hack for the sub damage.
Take you to the 10 to PCR app heart for the sub dinner.
Take you to the 25 fire.
Take you to the sub right.
Take you to the five.
Ellie and Ash are for the sub sting and doctor for the sub prods.
Take you to the sub dark.
Take you to the one right.
Take you to the van.
Fill up in that.
Take you to the sub number.
Take you to the sub locker.
Take you to the Sun.
Take you to the three.
Take you to the one.
Lock in chat.
We are at 4,284 dollars total.
To PCR off right now.
matching that we're 8,5, 100, something but then he can help me. Yo, stop with the channel
player admissions. No, no more right now.
Locked into the video. Shout out as a first video today. We got so many we got to watch
for out Dr. Think of the five.
Can you belt him? I don't think I have to agree with him.
They're meant.
Help!
I mean, get out of seat now.
That's your book.
Oh, I need to see the doctor.
Are you good or no?
Are we good or no?
As Zach is brought in for questioning,
deputies already know he's heavily intoxicated.
But when they try to get answers about how things spiral
to this point, his ax-priority still
and finishing his nap and throwing up.
All right, how do you handle the cup and throw it up?
Oh, that means he's so, dude,
I'm surprised he was even able to drive that car, Chad.
Like if he's so drunk that he can't even answer
their questions and he's just like trying to fall asleep,
he is at a level of light, but he's black out drunk.
There's no way he's gonna remember this.
Drugs, wait, you're fine, fine.
It was.
What happened?
What happened?
What happened to that bus?
I feel like I got a scan there, shit, bro.
Where you coming from, right?
What was that?
I'm curious, just give me a minute.
I'm good, bro.
I'm good, bro.
I'm good, bro.
Where you coming from?
I'm going to do field tonight testing it says that you're why you scared I don't want to show him throwing up on stream if he's gonna throw up
Okay, the drows
Are you gonna talk to me at all?
Yes, where were you coming from tonight?
What's in the wristband from?
So he is manually breathing. I have been there.
Yo, that is, that is 0.25 and above.
That motherfucker, that motherfucker is so drunk.
I hear him like, he's manually breathing, blinking.
Yo, he's taking control of his autonomy right now.
This is insane. Alex, they give me the five subs.
They're telling him to take me to the two games,
but he's picked the opposite side,
they give me the five.
Walk in chat, that and fill out for the sub.
I'm sorry I'm not reading a lot of the messages with donors right now, there's just so many coming in and we have so many videos that we need to watch that if I'm reading all the messages we're only going to be able to get like two three videos in today so I'm trying to fucking lock in I'm sorry.
So, Joe, you're racist against Jewish people. You're a fucking idiot. You're a fucking idiot.
You're asking me about that in coordinates with Palestine Children's Relief on, yeah, I'm against Israel.
I think the Israeli state is, uh, committing genocide against the people of Gaza.
Uh, and also very, very sketchy shit in general. I'm not to say that the US doesn't do that either,
But yeah, no, but it's not racism against Jewish people or people of Jewish ethnicity.
I have nothing wrong with people that are Jewish. I have a problem with the Israeli state and what they're doing against people of Gaza.
PCRF though is also not just about helping people of Gaza. It's just helping
meeting families in the Middle East in general as well. And other places too, right?
But it could be like Syria, Lebanon, Gaza. It's PCR and they do hyper focus on specific
like areas within the Middle East, but it's not just Gaza itself. But yeah, no, I'm not
racist against Jewish people. Makes sense of just trying to get people standpoints.
Yeah, no, you're good, bro, but I'm not racist against Jewish people.
I'm a very small percentage Jewish, but my, like, grandparents are pretty Jewish.
So, I'm also a part of the, I guess, bloodline of ethnically Jewish people.
So, I don't know why I would be against them.
I think it's very, very stupid when people say it's racist against Jewish people to be against Israel,
but because being against Israel doesn't mean you're against Judaism or Jewish ethnic people,
it's saying that you don't stand with what they're doing to Gaza in people of Palestine.
Oh, did it not mean, yep, my bad idea there, brother.
I told him this, click.
I was trying to refresh chat.
I, on bad view, took that one chat, or my apologies.
Anyways, what's locking?
Spacey, thank you for the 200 to PCRF.
Alex, thank you for the five gift that's gonna earn $100 for this up.
Thank you for the sum of your mom for the sum of those.
Oh, I'm thank you for the 25 to PCRF as well.
And PR, thank you for the five gift that's put chat.
I'm sorry I'm not reading the messages with the donors,
but I'm going to try and get every donor, like mess,
or trying to get every red don't know possible,
but I might not be able to read the messages with them.
I period and thank you for this up.
You have to listen.
Lock back in.
Test now, are you good?
You're good.
See you.
Are you able to help out of the truck for me?
I don't want to take it up.
I really need a lock in.
I need a Joe just calling you now.
I sorry, why, brother, what's up?
I'm gonna start catching my plan.
I want to definitely do this video.
I want to get through this video.
All right.
I was calling him.
He's saying I was calling to say
how do you black history, mom?
How do you black history, mom?
Joe Joe was calling me to say happy black excuse me month, if he in my stream, there's no
lag. I really got so random. Yeah, happy black history month as well.
Turn, come on up.
There you go.
Easy.
Go back to your lab and get black history money.
I'm not laughing at black history money.
I just thought it was kind of not what I expected Jojo to say where he would call me to say happy black history money.
Like I feel like normally that would be like you would say happy black history money to somebody that's black.
That black car right over there, okay?
What happened to me?
You're black. I'm not. I was 0.1% Nigerian when I took my ancestry test but then they ended up updating it
I'm no longer 0.1% Nigerian
Can you somewhere you're coming from
I'm shouldn't be up to drink tonight
A lot
That much is a lot. Yeah, throw it in sub only. I know let's take it for the 20 death leave them sub X
If you think of a five-minute tell it,
think of a two-k-minute test
or think of a seven-block area
I'm thinking of a seven-block area.
All right.
Yo, Nutella, I appreciate the Beneesville.
You keep sending Paragot.
I'm sorry, I'm not able to read them right now.
Oh, skirt thinking for the one happy birthday.
It's not my birthday.
skirt thinking for the shoes, too.
Lock in, lock in, Mitchell,
think of a seven-block in, lock in, lock in, lock in.
What is it?
We need to pay wristband from the wristband.
They got from the arm.
Oh my god, is he have a nightclub wristband still on?
Um 12, um
Where were you, where were you driving tonight? Where were you headed to?
Okay, if you can't remember, 12. Okay, where were you going?
Strucob, um, which stuff club?
Third true, third straight, third straight.
Are you willing to do some tests?
It's not to make sense if you okay to drive?
No. No.
Hey yo, young dead ass.
I at least respect that
and this that's a being like,
yeah, why are we even trying man?
You know like, you know like,
you really about to try and make me walk the line
and say about ABC's backwards,
but he just threw up on himself in the car.
You know he's drunk.
Turn him to your arm.
Turn him to your back.
Turn him to your back.
Turn him to your right.
And secondly, you're reclucing him to your right.
60.
Do you have anything on you that I need?
No problem.
No problem.
No problem.
He's just a bazooka.
You're gonna think I need to know about consignal bazooka
or something like that?
Little bow.
Bazooka.
Did he say a bazooka?
And I'm a sharing that.
Where would this man have a rocket launcher on his body?
You're gonna think I need to know about consignal bazooka
or something like that?
Little bow.
Bazooka's.
Bazooka's.
But.
Yeah, sorry, man.
I just keystered a fucking RBG missile.
Yeah, you get that out of me.
It is pocket.
No, back there.
No, what?
No weapons?
No.
Well, I've got some big leak too in my back pocket.
I guess I'll just come back and snatch something out.
All right, I did.
I'm fine.
I'm fine.
Just no help, but put them on the bench.
All right, now, and then we'll start the paperwork.
Ultimately, Zachariah was charged with felony, second-degree recklessly in dangering safety,
misdemeanor, operating while intoxicated, second-of-fence. He also received over $800 in traffic
citations. Ultimately, he was released on a $7,500 cash bond with conditions to maintain absolute
sobriety and to be monitored by portable breathalyzers. When they say absolute sobriety, does that mean
that randomly he could just be tested to see if he's drunk, so he's not allowed to get drunk.
for like a year. Her sum shit. Absolute subriding means he can't get drunk. Even if he's
not driving. Damn. I mean that's better than going to prison. But second offense crazy.
Oh, that was the second time. I think it was the second degree.
Kyle and pneumatic for the sub not for the subterstander can't for the subterstander can't
for the while I ordered the subano to take it for the five gift. They're tamer to take it
to 10, to PCRF, hand-taken with the subject, take it to the 50th of PCRF, save me taking
the fast, but he should not take it to the 3-dimensional for the subject, take it for the 1 in
Cairo, take it to the subject, and check. Next video, lock in, we are $4,600 to $3, the PCRF,
double the fucking chance. Matching that, we're at $9,200.
Operation all of the stuff, Cairo and I'm on it for the stuff.
How Steam became the only good monopoly in existence chat.
I would get ready for some fucking hardcore glazing vage-o-bart.
Right now I'm Picasso, but I am holding a fucking paintbrush and I'm dipping it into some
fucking honey butter and lathering it all over Gabe Newell.
Okay, because Gabe N is probably the fucking most coded guy in the world,
IML in terms of creating probably the coolest platform for video game searching and usage
of all time.
It shouldn't exist.
Okay.
Here we have it for a second.
It seems shouldn't exist, brother.
Alone?
Whoa.
Alone.
The fact that they have, I said that backwards.
The fact that they have their summer sales in shit alone where stuff is 85% off.
I mean, you can literally, I know people that only buy games during those sales.
They spend like $300 in one sitting and then they just have games for the next two years.
Definitely got it exist.
They use it like several times a week to buy and play games.
Yeah, because everything's off of.
When they have those sales when they have those Christmas and summer sales and like those random weeks or whatever
Dude at everything's averagely probably like 35% off, but you could find I remember I bought I've been playing it yet
But I want to play it on string. I got God of war for five dollars
I know that's an old game normally. It's like 40 60 bucks or some shit
I got what got it like that as an example. It's like no, there's just a toss in the shit
I know that's in collaboration with the devs
I just think that Steam as a platform has so many fucking games and it's so easy for indie devs to like
Get their game on there and it makes my life easier to find games the only thing that I can play in about Steam
Is that finding games of you don't know what you're looking for is hard like I wish they had a more netflix
asks scrolling feature where you could, you know, look through categories and they do, but
they always just show you the same eight games. Does that make sense? Like, if I go, if I'm
on like steam and I'm like, I want to play a horror game and I go on the horror category,
they're going to show me the top 30 horror games. Or they're going to show me ones that are
brand new that have like shit ratings. Like, that's the only thing that's hard is there's so
many games on steam that it's hard to find hyper specific things that you're looking for.
I thought of that. Everything's awesome.
They're telling me to take it for the four or say,
take it for the Ray Mara,
over the sub-flow, take it for the 10 new telomdh,
take it for the sun, me and take it for the 15,
screw, take it for the two, nice, take it for the sub.
I'm not having a good experience almost every time,
but it definitely shouldn't exist.
I mean, if I told you that they would...
And new telom, you know, new telom, man,
you've spent like 20 bucks and in paragraphs,
and I keep telling you, I can't read them right now, man, I'm sorry.
You're saying the profit said, help your brother,
where he's the oppressor or the oppressed.
I'd thank you for the messages, man, but I can't read them right now.
Bush, thank you for the sub-eaten, thank you for the 50 to PCRF.
Let's lock in chats.
Let's lock in. Let's lock in.
The tech company.
Lock in, type lock in.
It's every time.
But it definitely shouldn't exist.
I mean, if I told you that there was a tech company that was founded in the 90s,
that controlled 70% of its market and that had basically zero meaningful competition.
And the...
Try metal!
Thank you for the 20 gifted thumbs!
Thank them if you got to stop thank you for the 20 gifted. I need to lock in. I appreciate the subs
I'm not going to read donuts till we're done this video
Or I'm gonna try thank you for the fucking 20 gifted. I keep pausing way too much if you want to donate
Exhalation with PCR up I'll read them after I've done this video lock in the CEO owns a fleet of yaks
So big that he needs smaller support yachts for the main one
You'd probably start thinking about GAT and not video games and yet this more or less
prefer if you describe as well. The company responsible for steam. It's basically impossible to name another
tech company from that era that has a reputation that's half as good as well. And he-
Bro, it's so good. So good. Like, imagine, chat. Imagine right now. You hear E.A. Entertainment's just
bought steam. I would drop to my knees. I would drop to my fucking knees. I would
crop. I would scream right to the head and his man. That would be the worst thing
like dude. If somebody was, if somebody, if somebody, even if it was like
Microsoft just bought steam, I'd be pissed. I'd be fucking pissed. Like I, you
have, oh my god, because you know they were just ruining it. They were ruining it.
In just a quick google search will show you
It's going to console steam going to console dude steam going to console I'd be fine with
I think steam is a platform it being an off-like an off-manopily
I know steam itself is like a billion you know multi-billion dollar company
But steam itself being off these like trillion dollar monopolies that own the gaming space
Just makes it even better right even though Gabe is you know a fucking billionaire himself is a really rich guy
It's like he runs the company in a non-BA way, you know?
A little bit of admiration and good reviews for Gabe Newell, the founder.
In a way that very few people seem to talk about, say, Zuckerberg or Bezos.
Valve and Steam have won at the game of capitalism, and they've effectively monopolized
an entire business.
And yet, they are at the same time, loaded as one of the best examples of a consumer-friendly
product.
And it makes no sense at first glance.
So how do they do it?
How does Steam be capitalism without getting greedy?
Well actually, because they are monopoly in the PC space.
Like chat, all of the games, if you're a PC person, all of the games you own, what percentage
of them were bought on Steam, 95%.
I, the only, the only platforms I'm buying games that are on Steam is like Ubisoft, and
EA, if I need to, like, but even then,
Most games you could just buy on Steam. Like almost every game you own you can buy on Steam.
Epic games Epic games yeah Epic games but they're I mean Epic games are like free
So I'm saying non-white but Epic games are actually roughly three you know
I'm saying games that you're spending money on operation is without a doubt one of the most important
companies and all of technology. It was only a day to you guys.
A battle net, yeah, battle net. But even then, rarely battle net. Wow. Look at Gabe Newell,
Hubba Hubba. Gabe Newell in my Tarantum. He left Microsoft in 1996 to pursue a dream project,
creating their very own video game from scratch. Their Diddy project was Half Life,
and it was so successful that it still is today considered one of the greatest video games of all
time and since then they've released a lot of bangers, half-life, team-fortress, and countestrike
are all still incredibly popular series and have millions of players every day collectively.
But, after release, I'm going to have to take that their counter strike numbers are inflated though.
I'm sorry, Dave. I'm sorry, Dave. I don't think counter strikes averaging
1.5 million players to currently all the time. I refuse to believe that. I refuse to believe
I love Steam, I love Steam, I love Al, I have Al's headset, I love the games, I have nothing wrong with
CS but there's no way, 1.3 million concurrently all the time, it's got to be a lot of four
in players, you know like Russian, European, Counter-Strike players.
Things several extremely popular games themselves, they noticed a few issues with the games industry.
If you're a little older, you might remember a time when Pir and the PC game was comically
easy literally within a few days you can get free software and bypass the most security
measures with like a few seconds of doing. And we saw the first wave of companies getting
you. Yeah, I remember I used to think I was piloting games and I was just installing malware.
Really desperate to put the lid on piracy. When Doom 2 was leaked weeks before its official release,
their developer responded by banning any pre-loan reviews or external testing for their next game,
quick. The then vice president of Lockton even announced that no copy of our games would leave the building.
Except that game ended up also being leaked three days before it's release. Some cave literally
just broke into their network and downloaded the game in front of them. And bro, you know what it is.
Oh my god, I feel like this is what he's gonna end up saying. Piring was such a problem, but steam
made it so much easier for you to obtain the games that you wanted to play. Steam. Okay, in the
You remember how annoying it was when wow you guys aren't going to roll it to this
Some of you might
Does anybody remember before Spotify where you set the buy songs individually and it would be like $2 a song and you had to buy them on iTunes
And how really annoying that was and how like fucking super sucked and
Then Spotify came out and it was like awesome and it was just like a subscription service
A lot of people would say that's how gaming was before Xbox game pass
I'm gonna tell those people to shut the fuck up because I think that
I'm gonna relate that and not in the subscription sense, but in the terms of like wow, this is so much better
Like buying games used to suck until steam came around at least on PC
It consoles differ you just go to a game stop and buy a fucking CD desk and then just fucking input it, but
There was so young that the company didn't even bother pressing charges
This, this delivers, there wasn't all funny games.
The lack of security also made games way more prone
to hacking and cheating, and it was super difficult
by game developers to have a clean method
to offer security and performance backers
over the lifespan of the game.
And this is where Steam Kidman,
you see, gave you all a pretty famous take on piracy.
What's about stake on piracy?
So we don't really worry about piracy.
There's misconceptions in the story
about what piracy is,
that they don't want to pay any money
they want to get your contact. But when you look at the fact that these people have $2,000
PCs, clearly they're willing to spend money. Everybody in the United States knows that
Russians are pirates. And when the reality is, is that the pirates in Russia, we're actually
doing a much better job than the games companies themselves, and it's soon...
Why me, he'd easy to get the fucking game!
This is a product became available at the same time that was available in Australia at the UK
United States and it was localized in Russia all of some of our piracy problems in Russia disappeared piracy is the result of bad
Service the whole idea. Yeah
I mean that's why piracy is on the rise right now with streaming services in TV like when Netflix came around
I feel like piracy numbers had to have
Plummitted to like near zero
What the early Netflix you remember the arrow where everything was on that flexious awesome
It's easy to use the quality the product was amazing everybody was like all right
Yeah, I'll pay like $16 $20 a month to own a fucking Netflix subscription
So I got to have unlimited access to fucking up with the office parks and bracket all these other shows on the watch and said
I have a good a fucking red box and rent something or use Comcast whatever some shit service
That was existing before it right then now all these fucking streaming services
segment themselves into a million different ways and they don't really offer that much so people
just pirate shit. The way they're getting around that now is by trying to offer better and
better stuff like paramount which I don't own but I'm going to give props to. Had a pretty
good idea to just buy the UFC rights for streaming. Like that motivates people to no longer
pirate UFC fights because you could just own paramount and you get UFC fights and movies
and shows, right?
And I'm not trying to give a dub to paramount because it's like, you know, that company
has its own fucking problems.
But it's like when you loop in those deals, people are like, oh, maybe I shouldn't pirate
that anymore.
I'll just pay for it.
Because the pirating does suck.
Right?
Pirating isn't like usually a one to one rip.
it's always going to be annoying to do, especially for livestock.
Downing and taking for the 25-large of taking for the 3-loving Z.
I'm taking for the $7.10.
I'm taking for the $35.
I don't take if it's time to give the $35.
I'll take it for the sub.
Chase, I'm taking for the $10.
I'm taking for the $5.
For us, or for us, for the $50.
I'm taking for the $5.
I'm going to $25.
I'm taking for the $150.
To piece here up as well, I'll be taking for the $3.
I'm taking for the sub.
Peaks and extra for the sub Cameron and Kell of the sub Maguire and Roach, even the sub
bus.
So I'm taking for the sub.
because 20 gifted sets that have been paid
given the 20 as well to PCRF worth $499 to $99 total
to PCRF right now, Jacob, what does that?
The Einstein was the fixed part of the service problem
to combine Paris's protection, software updates
and itchy technology all into one platform.
That was at least as easy to use as the power offense.
The scope of the project expanded over time to not just-
Yeah, chocolate and stuff only were a chat is so bad.
Unlike just like Turtle Banning people myself,
I don't know how many mods are banning people, but holy shit.
All right.
Thank you to Valve's games,
but other people's games and social and community features as well.
And well, they kind of nailed it.
Since launching in the 2003 Steam has accumulated
over 100,000 games and now has over 40 million daily
concurrent users.
I think it'd be as wild.
40 million concurrent users.
I mean, Steam really is the reason that I love PC because I was a console kid.
And I like playing games on KBM and having like higher hurts rate, you know, like I want
to be able to play at a higher FPS and refresh rate, like it's fun to do that.
But it's also just like Steam has so many games that are made for PC and easy to find.
Stretch to call Valve a game developer, like you might have in the 19's.
Today there were retail business that occasionally developed games on the side.
But still, even despite that, the world has changed a lot since 2003, and Valve has followed
such a drastically different path than the rest of the tech world.
We can compare it with, say, Microsoft, which recently announced that it was increasing
prices of its Xbox game past subscription service by 50 to 100% depending on where you are
in the world, or even Nintendo, which is selling it.
It's easy to 100% how much does Xbox Game Pass cost now?
$22.99 pounds per month.
What does that like $30?
$30 a month?
$360 a year.
$160 a year for Xbox Game Pass.
That's horrible.
It's crazy, Joe.
Bro, that's the price of fucking
$8.16, 20, for 32.
That's the price of like five
60 dollar games almost like and the majority of the games on Xbox Game Pass are not that
hype.
The world or even Nintendo which is selling 18 to 90 dollar games meanwhile Steam on
the other hand has no subscription services it has a weirdly generous return policy
and several extremely generous say.
I'd be returning games and so often on fucking Steam dude.
If I play, yo, motherfuckers that can plead a game and return it, you guys are assholes.
But if I play a game for like 30 minutes and that's it's trash, refund, refund, refund.
I like some of them I want, if I, it's really more to, I'll refund the game if I think it was a bad game.
If I think I made a bad purchase, but the game's good, I don't refund it.
I play to skate from Duckoff for 20 minutes, I bought the game, I didn't refund it.
because I was actually did I hold up. Now I got a fact right myself.
I didn't refund it.
Because I didn't think the game was bad, it just wasn't for me.
But then if I'm playing some fuck ass game, that's $20.
And as the worst reviews and it crashes, refund.
Well that's clearly not the established meta in gaming today.
Oh my god, dispatch.
You won't find any reviews like this if you look up their competitors.
There's people don't like wax poetic about the epic game store or about EA origin and there are a few really good reasons why Valve behaves the way they do and seemingly nobody else does honestly
We can't talk about this story without acknowledging the elephant in the room every time
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So Valve is a weird company, but not just from the outside
Well, basically every major tech company from there he decided to become publicly listed on the stock market on Sonicet investment
Oh my god, that's the other thing bro
If steam if steam got publicly traded, I
100% would invest into that bitch, but
But now ruin the company
Without ruin the company for sure because then you're doing things for investors rather than making a good
It's always about like profit and margins and like what were the returns versus
actually creating something that's like good for the people because a lot of the time
like having the right move as a business isn't going to be the thing that immediately
gives you profit.
Probably.
Valve has had a really quite different approach.
They remain completely private since being founded and as a result it can be hard to find out
pretty much anything about how the company works but some people have done their best to
dig deep into the game going public and I'm going to throw up if they go public or not.
Now, valued over around $7 billion.
Remains private to maintain control of avoid public financial disclosure and prioritize
long-term objectives over shareholder demands.
That's what I love.
Get some information.
The biggest advantage, first of all, is how they're set goals, a company like Matt has,
of course.
meaning you can own part of the company. If a company you could own part of a private
company but you have to know the right people to be able to buy part of a private company.
But like when I buy, if you buy, like Microsoft goes public, you buy stock, you own part
of Microsoft. You own a very, very, very small part of Microsoft. But like you have a share
in the company, that might give you dividends to incentivize reinvestment or continue holding,
like there's a lot of stuff that goes into stocks.
The occasion is every quarter.
They have to announce and subsequently beat Iran's estimates.
The share price has to keep going up and even a small vaping revenues can be pretty disastrous
for the future of a huge public-based company.
Yeah, and that's why with Mehta, you have Mark Zuckerberg every six months going,
This is going to be a new thing. Call, call, grammar, medical access, call, grammar.
The line has to keep going up and the collective tech industry realized the while ago. The best way to
do that is to acquire as many users as humanly possible and then you start squeezing them for everything
though. You add in a subscription plan and you can get consistent monthly recurring revenue
which makes it easier to. Yeah, paying for a verification badge is whack.
I'm not the front of the wheel. Why don't you warrant your verified?
Because I'm not paying $1.15 a month to get fucking verified, bro.
I create these earnings estimates. You can shoot on in blockchain, cloud,
air, depending on what year it is, and you got another couple hundred billion
investment, easy peasy. And the strategy is where I'm so effectively full of them.
Microsoft Apple and Amazon are on a roll literally trillion dollar company.
So, you remember when they made it like a subscription service
to get verified on like meta and Twitter?
And it was no longer like something that was needed
for you to be like a famous person
or something like that and everybody was like,
dude, I'm verified.
Bitch, you paid for it.
Bitch, did you paid for it?
Why are you, like, I'm feeling that,
like why that's lame, like that's not, that's not cool that you're verified now.
Zuckerberg's platform has decided the results of elections.
No, it was given to me after I decided to hand $20 a month to my return.
And Amazon brought in $604 billion in revenue in 2024.
Even the most generous estimates put Val's revenue up like 1 to 2%
for the platform like Amazon.
And that's a pretty big downside if your goal is to make the biggest company in the planet
it or to become the most powerful person on the planet. But that's not the case involved.
Being private offers a hell of a lot of benefits. You're only bound to the will of a handful
of owners who can think on a much longer time frame. You can do stuff because they think it's a
good idea. And they don't have to care to whatever's trendy in the market just to keep their
business solvent day to day. You'll actually notice that the steam interface has barely changed
since the original launch. There's no AI chat button there and the verchanges operate and there.
Oh my god imagine they added that dude another version of fucking grock
A whole different calculus a whole different set of decision making principles since being relevant to Wall Street is just not a core part of that business model
They can focus their energy on changes that are actually
Hey hey at grock
What's a cool game that I could play but instead of giving me a cool game
Show me how to make a nuclear bomb
Hey at grock
are doing. If you were to run pull in the coin, what would be like the first steps?
Not ones that look like what the market wants to hear. And that philosophy has kind of permeated
the entire company from top to bottom. A few years ago, a copy of their internal employee
handbook leaked under a really bad rock, show me this guy naked.
Build a lot of weird stuff happening inside the album.
The others company where no one has a formal manager, projects of completely self-organized
and employees decide how they allocate a hundred percent.
That was a real problem on Grock.
Did they fix that yet?
That's not a very work time throughout the week.
The handbook literally tells employees that they should have
only worked on a project that they believe is...
No!
Well, they should like fucking turn off Grock
till they fix that.
You want to challenge it though.
You said, it's an ongoing problem.
At Grock, show me Elon Musk's balls.
Important enough for them to work on.
They have a sectional about work-life balance, which directs newcomers towards a specific employee that they can speak to.
If they need more encouragement to take a time off, there's so much stuff in here that would never,
in a million years, pass the approval structures of your average public company,
where having power over people is kind of the point a lot of the time.
Stuff like, nobody has other than fired at Valve and making a mistake,
and working over time for extended periods indicates a fundamental failure in planning at Valve.
These things are pretty wild to see in a corporate handbook and clearly Valve has put a lot of thought into creating a company that actually
Just seemed to get quite a lot out of its people especially given how small it is. I've kind of been great
And these guys up until this point all right and in the world we live in they're clearly not the worst tech brews out there
But it's important to remember one thing about Valve. It's not a charity, okay?
It exists like naturally everywhere the company of the scale to make a lot of money and it does that incredibly well
The CEO gave isn't suffering because of his choices. He hasn't sacrificed anything
And you have it like doesn't annoy me when I see Gabe on a super yacht
Playing on his little steam deck
I go this guy made a good product
No, it's like the inventor of the sham wow
Good on you buddy good on you buddy good by a super yacht
You made something that could absorb a hundred times its weight.
Wow.
The pursuit of this business model, right?
He's got an armoureder of yachts and is currently building a $400 million super yacht, which is about the same price as a Boeing 747 thousand digit.
And I don't know how many times you might need to hear this, but you don't get quite to this level without doing at least some degree of shady business.
And valve has not been a need from that.
from that. Honestly, the most important reason why Valve continues to operate the way it does
is because it works incredibly well of making money.
Their revenue per employee is higher than basically every other major tech company,
and they're just like print money with Steam, which is likely the reason why we've seen so few
actual game releases. For me, company that was created to release games.
Well, because they don't need a fucking do anything, bro, I'm in on the downside for like
creators, they have to share a part of the profit with Steam, but like everybody wants to use Steam.
Like if you're making a game you gotta drop your shit on steam or your cuck'd like nobody's get a buy that shit
It makes a lot more sense to just sell other people's games and benefit from the upside
I've been a successful hit and take a little to new risk if a huge project flop some of the platform even once you're away
Oh, yo, dude don't make fun of fucking what was the name of this game?
I didn't add for it
the
greatest team of all time starting a blanking of all
concord could just give them all time for
got about uh... yeah
lots of that for
even once you're aware of that
didn't add for concord
game got deleted week later
i was like whoa
my uh... my supposed
still supposed to post a video about it
main factors behind valve success
they should go down
a unique corporate structure that could lead a share,
focus on consumer experience and strong hiring.
It can be a little bit...
Mine time, I didn't add for mine time. That's still game now.
Great game, by the way.
It's difficult to understand why they haven't been de-fruined yet,
especially given that the competition,
collectively, has access to trillions of dollars.
Now, part of it is just like the PC market has grown year on year.
It's so unbelievably cheap and easy to access the PC game in work.
I didn't know just like it. Yeah, no, I do love slick eight.
I was actually very upset at the like failure of slick eight.
I was really upset about it. You know like I didn't add for slick eight.
Two, but like I genuinely did love slick eight.
One, I wanted it to succeed.
And there's I think a multitude of reasons it didn't, but I genuinely
Do believe slick eight was a good game.
Now, I think it needed it needed a lot of changes to make it more user-free.
to make it more user-friendly, make it appealing to new players because that game's skill-sealing
is so high that you could just fucking get so good and just pub-stop anybody that's new.
Right?
And then it's not fun to play if there's other people that are as good as you, because
you're portalling all over the place.
It had like this weird like raid shadow legends problem of like turbo-swept, just like
curb stomping new players into oblivion and them not wanting to continue to play and I think the game
looks a little man but like I don't know I think the premise of splitting the idea was awesome
but it's just it didn't have there I'm there's a million problems in but I still I just love
slick April I think it's such a good idea for a game and I just don't think it was fleshed out how it needed to be
the other ones I was talking about yeah I did add for them but like I was like genuinely a fan
like, I would place my game in my all-time. It's like a one.
Well, especially compared to 2003, and Valve has been rewarded handsomely for that.
And while they've been able to achieve this level of growth without actually like seriously
mistreating their consumers or their employees, they've not necessarily been as nice to
everyone else involved in the game development process.
Out of the groan, the press, what I was going to say, I think they take two
large of a cut from devs. I share that they've put on game developers and game
publishers, especially the smaller ones, has been getting a little bit out of hand.
So Steam takes their 30% cut of all sales through the platform, which is ludicrously high.
So the context of the website like eBay takes about 12 to 15% while other game sale platforms
take even less.
Epic Games takes nothing on the first million dollars in sales, and even the famous
e-general Microsoft only takes 12% sales on its store.
And in a fairer world, game developers could take advantage of lower fees on other platforms,
to offer that a price list to customers.
The five was a game developer that needed to make $7 per copy sold in order to ever
cook my initial costs.
Then I could charge $10 on Steam as a
man.
Damn, bro, so Steam's really getting a share of that money in every fucking purchase.
Like not just games like I'm thinking Marvel rivals.
I buy a $30 skin bundle.
Steam's getting $9 from that.
And a mum, since they take 30%, like just for doing nothing, for doing that, for just existing.
And I could charge, say, $7 on Epic, since the first million dollars in sales has zero
fees.
Customers would get cheap games, the devs would get the same amount of money, it's one
of the clearest win wins ever.
Except that all this is well aware of this, on force of developers to agree to what's
known as a most favored nation clause in its agreements.
In NFN, a most favored nation called, basically means that a developer can't sell their
games of Sanctuary cheaper elsewhere if it's also listed on Steam.
It means that even if it was...
Oh, they want to list on Steam, they can't make it $25 on Steam and $15 on Microsoft.
Like if they're going to release their game, their game has to be around the same exact
price.
Like they could do 25 in 20.
Platform cuts the fees that they take.
The developers aren't allowed to pass on the savings from that deal to the end consumer.
If the game is $10 on Steam, it has to be about $10 everywhere else.
And very few games can survive without being on Steam, given that they have all of the
customers.
It's a pro.
No, now I actually feel so bad for some of those $5 games we've been playing.
Yes, teams taking a dollar and a half from those motherfuckers.
$5 game.
Hey.
Fork it over, fork it over, bitch, give me the dollar and two quarters.
Create a setup where Steam looks like the best deal, in part because it literally pressures
developers and publishers to not offer a better deal elsewhere.
And while most competitive platforms actually offer pretty generous deals to smaller developers,
Steam does the opposite, games that sell millions and millions of copies and they're
perceiving a better split.
This isn't because Adam or Activision meet the money, but it's because Valve understands
as a company that the big developers are the ones you have, the true bargaining power.
The ones who can have significant impact if they try to leave.
Damn, so like if you're if you're Marvel rivals, sorry, I can't bring them Marvel rivals.
If you're Marvel rivals, you're probably getting a 20% split, not 30.
Top 100 games, 91% of total annual revenue.
By offering them these generous deals, they encourage them to stay on steam from day one.
Indie developers, who sell 50, 100, or even 10,000 copies of a game, don't have a fraction
of the bargain.
Get to work, so blame on them, but they're still probably getting 30% in power.
And so there's no need to offer them a better deal.
I mean, this is like clearly pretty anti-competitive if you have.
What are the top 100 games on steam?
Top 100 games account for 91% a revenue?
That's fucking nuts.
Top 100 sellers are top 100 played because there's a two different things. Oh, arc Raiders.
Yeah
Arc Raiders. Oh my god. How many dude arc Raiders had who've made so much money?
Top 100 games on steam right now. This actually isn't shocking to me looking at these
stats, well let me show you guys. Counter strike 2, no shit,
arc-rater, steam-back, that's just, you know, people buying the platform itself.
I wouldn't, like, that's not a game, but I get it being there. Half-sort is for, oh, it's new.
But it's half-sort out now, should I give you another try one day?
The other video is your velocity is at the library, such a great search. Marvel rivals,
no rush for the weekend, fall out 76. Can people have been recommending I do want to try that game?
Oh, I know that's new, fall up for, do you think the fallouts are poppin' right now
because of the show?
Because these games are old, man.
Oh, and they're 75% off.
Why are they 75?
Why is red dead $15?
See what I mean?
Like I'm not trying to like, broke back to the glaze bro.
Is there a steam sale going on right now?
I've had a bad arc with schedule 1.
I love that game and now I don't.
Why?
I think they made the worst choices possible.
They killed their fucking game.
It popped off for three months.
They could have made that game pop for like a year.
And then their updates were got off all the beta's reporting.
glitched and the updates they added weren't monumental enough to wrote back new
players into playing the game again. Like they needed to do big and better
shit and they could of, but it stayed like some small group of like one or two
guys. Ask me, but from the marketing and PR sense, it's actually genius. Steam
always ends up having the best price possible on its platforms. The customers always
get what looks like. It's one dev. Yeah, well, he should have gotten a group of
fucking nine people like I'm not that's still indie right I'm not saying like oh you
should have gone like big and crazy but like and I know you wanted like creative
direction to be able to do it himself but it's like you can't keep a game hype
by adding the cartel like you just fucking shoot him in a face like you
you don't you don't get what I'm saying unless you play schedule one the cartel
Well, update was the most nothing update ever.
It didn't even make me get more fun.
It just made it a more annoying,
cause randomly your dealers would get robbed.
And all you had to do was give them a galac with a clip
and then they now just defend themselves.
Like a reasonable deal.
And Valve doesn't bear any responsibility.
I think game ends up being more expensive
than the public expected.
The blame falls squarely on the developers.
Meanwhile, other platform.
It wasn't a devs' decision.
It was the community vote.
OK, well, the community's stupid for voting for that.
And I was a part of the community.
And I think I might have voted for it.
But I didn't, I, you know what I mean?
Like it.
Holmes can't easily compete on price
and have to compete on other things.
I think I've voted trams.
Which is why you see exclusive releases
as a method of competition.
But people hate having to download a whole separate app to play a one game, because it's annoying and it feels anti-competitive.
It feels like the wrong way to compete in this space.
And by the way, I'm not like pretending that the Epic Games still is like some prior of the gaming industry, okay?
They would definitely be doing the same shit if they could, right?
They're just annoyed that they can't.
They're actually really annoyed that they can't, because the CEO of Epic Games has been on this war path for many years now.
And the reality is, their appetite is not the best,
not just because of these,
and you can bet the practices that they subject to,
but also because the Epic game still is not very good.
And many of these alternatives are just not very good
to use the Kendi buggy and...
Yeah, I'm only using knots.
I'm only not using steam if I know the exact game
that I need a valmode and it's not on steam.
Like, that's the only time
I'm ever using battle mat or epic, is if I have to.
And I'm specifically searching the game
that I have to download.
Likey, well, steam ultimately at the end of the day
provides a very functional service.
The point that I'm actually making here
is that steam has monopoly power in this market.
And they're using this power to do
what all private monopolies always end up doing.
Restricting consumer choice and restricting competition.
Until recently, Apple did a very similar thing.
They'd take 30% of all in our purchases
that were done on Apple devices.
Apps were literally not even allowed to tell you.
That's why cameo is the worst app ever.
I'm sorry, bro.
I worked with them before and they constantly hit my line trying to get me to do cameo
and you know, I'm gonna really sour some fucking opinions on there and there.
But I gotta say cameo sucks because of that.
I, why would I want to do cameo and charge another fucker that watches me 50 dollars
for me to say happy birthday to them to get 20 bucks in return.
You just cameo's gonna take fucking 30, 20 or 30 percent, apples gonna take 20 or 30 percent.
So if they order on their phone and not the web,
you get less than half the money the person
input for you to say something.
Like at that point, I'd have another fucker cash at me.
And I'd tell him happy birthday.
You know, like why would I use cameo?
Like it's just, there's just no point.
That's why people on cameo charge so much money
is because they want to make money on it.
So, some kids would take mushrooms.
And that's how kids would take mushrooms.
You stupid fuck, I'm banning you.
if this end of thinking to the 10th,
somebody that's never any thinking of the parade lock-in.
He says, now, Apple, there's just taken 30% of the money,
and that you can sign up through Google Chrome, or whatever.
Billionaires, charging tons,
yell, Mr. Wonderful ain't so a Mr. Wonderful,
motherfucker, you're on Tamio.
We're doing $1,000, Tamio's, bro.
I thought you're worth like $900 million.
Why am I paying you a stack to tell me happy birthday?
for a discount. Apple wasn't taking this 30% fee because they were provided.
I still got to do a cameo video one day. I think that'd be fun. I don't know who I would order a cameo from though.
I want to think of it as a 3J for this.
I think some amazing extra service when you bought your Fortnite V-box. They didn't because much like steam.
They have completely unreliable.
Now I gotta see who's on cameo. Oh my god. See we're getting soft topic right now. I'm sorry.
Who's on cameo, categories, actors, and the James Puckley from the Inbetweeners?
Kevin O'Leary is charting a thousand five hundred dollars.
Why would I get a cameo from fucking Kevin O'Leary?
Who charges them most?
Can I sort that?
Who do you think charges them most?
There's got to be like a max amount of money.
Ian Somerolder does videos.
Howdy.
Ian Somerolder here.
So if you are seeing this, you have unfortunately stumbled onto the land mine that is
my cameo camp.
And I dig it.
I dig this incredible platform for giving us the ability to connect to each and
several holder here's $250. You're so Chad White tell me that I'm a 7-3. Tell me
that I'm a 7-3 and I need start logging tell me that I'm a 7-3.
Philadelphia Eagles.
Laney. Laney. I'm doing a Fortnite tournament with Lushon.
That'd be hilarious if I ordered a cameo from Lushon.
Laming with soap is your boy Lashana milk.
Tell me that we're going to do good in our Fortnite tournament.
Levels of control over the mobile out market, and we can get away with it.
I'm going to get rolls, by the way.
We're going to get fucking rolled.
Chuck, I haven't mentioned that for a night tournament much.
Yo, we're fucked.
It's me in Lashana, Cypher P.K.
Isn't it?
Symphony's in it.
Yo, you're going to watch me die for four hours.
that's going to be the fucking stream did. I'm going to get mob every round we're going to
have fucked. It's cooked. It was a major legal issue until earlier this year when a log
standing lawsuit forced Apple to let developers off the alternate payment methods with lower fees.
And in my opinion, this is basically identical to what steam does in gaming. Except they were smart
enough to realize that they needed to keep the biggest publishers on side and they couldn't push it
too far. Instead of trying to get 30% out of literally everyone like Apple did, they needed
an explicit point to offer more generous deals to the bigger clients.
And again, I'm here to remind you, steam is actually a pretty good service, right?
Mostly just works, but that doesn't mean it's not also holding an unfair market position.
And it's no surprise that Valve are actually currently facing a class action lawsuit
from a group of developers who are led to exactly this.
And they brought receipts and economists quoted in the lawsuit,
even estimated that in a properly competitive environment, steam wouldn't take more than like 17-18%
the sale. I the way that I'm per I think 30s crazy the way that I'm
proceeding in his 20 bro because that's like a base management fee for like
most individuals in a social space and so I think a company charging 20%
for them to be the forefront pusher of your game makes sense. I don't think 20s
bad. I think 30 is like fucking nuts like you're almost taking a third of their
revenue.
Also, I was supposed to have 30%.
This is literally billions of dollars that would end up back in the hands of developers.
It's not like Trump changed, and I think we let Valve and Steam offer a lot of this behavior
because they're often seen as like a neutral middleman.
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And we have some fucking respect in the Joe Bart Chat, okay?
I'm letting you off the hook because you're not some fucking Randow, but oh my god!
You're sitting in the corner now.
You only exist to make a process of gaming smooth it, and they do that, but they do a lot
more too.
When I began looking into the ball, there's a curve.
Oh, game dual, so good at league.
process. What game is this? It's a gaming smoothing. And they do. What game is that? That's
Dota. Either. But they do a lot more too. When I began looking into vial, there's a company
I was so pretty Dota. Pretty found out that they have some pretty important issues that they
get to solve. Despite the fact that they give employees, tons of freedom to decide what they work
on. Their staff rarely stay as lifelong vial employees. One analyst even said that
I've not met anybody who had a career there.
They last long enough to make money,
but the developers that I've known there
have left for greener pastions
because the company doesn't publish games.
But you'll notice that Valve hasn't actually
completely given up on games,
and the ones they've decided to keep tell us
a lot about Valve's thinking.
Once upon a time, they were really...
Gambling, gambling, gambling, gambling, gambling, gambling, gambling, gambling!
CS cases.
Gambling, gambling!
Be best known for single player experiences, games where you pay once, and you had all of the content.
However, this is the release of Team Fortress 2, an online multiplayer shooter.
They realized you didn't need to make new games to make money.
You needed to make more money from the games you'd already create, and thus was born the micro-transaction.
Instead of concepting, researching and developing a whole new game, why not just sell cheap items that add on to an existing game?
But the real genius wasn't selling cheap collectibles on that in people by item, it was like in people's game.
I get really frustrated when I see clips of streamers, like acting overly excited when they pack, like a mid-player in FIFA now.
Like I used to love FIFA unboxing videos and now I get like actually really annoyed like
You just I because they have thousands of dollars of credits. I know they're gonna pack they know they're gonna pack this guy
They pack like an 85 overall and they go
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
Like bro.
You packed like a regular ass player, like you didn't pack like Ronaldinho.
Okay, you packed like a normal guy.
Jim's Jim doesn't do that bro.
Jim's going to have like a regular reaction.
He's also a soccer fan or football fan, so I get him getting hyped about players that
enjoys, but like, bro, it'll be the motherfuckers that like you tech talk clips, not streamers.
I'm both orphaned, in 2010, Valve launched their supply crate, an NGMI and 1440C, which
allowed you to receive a random NGM cosmetic item, except to receive the item to unlock the
crate. You have to purchase a key with real money. Basically, you paid a small amount of money
for the chance to receive an item that was worth potentially hundreds or thousands of dollars,
all potentially, and I am worth nothing. This is the infamous loot.
No, I'm not the old Guadalajara!
It's a huge box.
And Shock Horror, it turns out people, especially kids, quite like gambling.
Valve developed item marketplaces and whole in-game economies around these items,
wherein people would sell them for real money, use them to loan a liss-it-money, or just do
some old school DJ and gambling. The only box mechanic has been so successful that it's
present in basically every actively maintained volatile while they were the first.
And it's like worse, do they do the odds on that gambling?
So he has cases is like worse than a lot to see in how gambling.
Like the odds of actually like turning a profit is so bad.
So it's like it's just fun.
It's like a more fun slot machine to use this mechanism.
They definitely popularized it by creating marketplaces that integrate it smoothly.
the in-game value of items with actual dollar volume and let people swap them easily for cash.
And Valve makes a killing from this. One count strike tracker estimated that Valve have made
a billion dollars just in 2023 from selling loot boxes in the count strike games. There are so
many testimonies of former players of these games where they're detailed getting addicted to gambling
as kids, especially in a game like count strike. And Valve hired leading economists to
I'm alive every game economy.
Well, I used to watch like 100k subscriber YouTube channels pour their net
words into CS unboxings when I was like 12 like literally just pouring money into
CS crashing out on screen and that was like a raw crash out.
Now a lot of that shit feels fake because it's like they're trying to write it off
and they're making their money back through the video, bro.
I would be watching a video with like 10K views of some guy just burn fucking 2 grand on cases
and lose his mind.
And they have a really intimate understanding of this stuff.
They just have zero incentive to change things.
The vast majority of people who play these games won't spend their penny.
Except the percentage that are susceptible to gambling addiction will spend all of their
money on it.
And the world of mobile game, which relies on a very similar model, about 50% of the revenue
comes from just 0.1% of the user base.
We don't have numbers to valve.
Class Royale.
I would argue that like class Royale
and class of plans make 30% of the app's towards revenue.
Like, surely, bro.
Maybe like, what are other mobile games
that just make money?
Now, I think if it's time gift,
it's Batman, Method for the Subject,
they give it to the 35th of the piece here.
I've eaten, void for the sub,
Nick Rally, Nova, and Sussi,
some of the subbo, they give it to the 10th time
over the sub one off of the three.
Kiske taught me to sub-send and pick up the 10 Brady, pick up the 3.
But I don't imagine it's...
Roblox?
You have a Roblox is also a PC game, it's like a mixture.
A mile off from this.
When gambling regulators have tried to shut down these systems,
Valve responds not by removing them from the game,
but by trying to tweak them and design alternative.
More like, pick up the 10 gifted subs.
Pick up if you've got something you would attend gifted subs.
They have systems that keep as much of the gambling field as legally possible.
Valve has created what Janice Varifakis, one of their former economists, would call a digital
thief dem. It markets itself as a neutral middleman, but it actually has a however lot of
power for deciding what happens on its territory. Developers depend completely on them,
and they have an unfathomable amount of consumer data and complete dominance of their market.
And anyone that uses steam to sell games is under a lot of pressure to remain on Valve's good side.
they're more like medieval loads than they are medieval marketplace operators.
And currently, they've been pretty nice with that power, especially to the people at the end of the chain,
the consumers. But they're in the new obligation to keep that up.
And I say, honestly, I mean, it's fucked to say, but that's what they're going to care about.
Because if they piss off the devs, the devs just have to deal with it.
Like the consumers getting annoyed is a bigger problem than the devs getting annoyed.
Because if the consumers love steam, then the devs are basically forced to stay on steam,
regardless of them being, you know, fisted, financially by steam. For a back-and-sevel only,
I did. And just start banning people, mods, you start banning people,
but I want to see 500. We could have a quota, did, like police officers,
but I just start banning motherfuckers, actually.
They're good to believe that Valve will keep being quite as nice.
If their margins ever get hit, or if they have a change of leadership,
We need to create a more robust system by making sure there's actual competition in this space.
And if it's still not clear why competition is so important, you can just replace Steam with any other company that has this much control over
a digital marketplace, whether it's Apple or Amazon, and it might become a bit more obvious as to...
I'm talking about the Chindle Paper White!
But either problems could emerge in time. All in all, things could be a lot worse, and my experience and those people's experience this Steam has been pretty good.
But good enough is not good enough, okay?
The standard that steam has set for users should be the norm.
It shouldn't be an exception.
And in fact, it's very much the exception that proves they're rule.
The steam's level of quality should be the bear minimum that we tolerate.
And I don't think that's too much to ask.
Yeah, I agree.
I mean, I think it's fucked or taken 30 percent,
but I still do love the consumer part of steam as a whole.
Dave Albogos, public say a prize, actually.
That fucking that literally sums up that video. All right, chat where 5,156 dollars a piece of your app.
I'm matching that for a 10,400, basically.
Don't think of this up and in Yarno of the sub-weil and incident of the sub-defeated video,
three life of the sub-fun thing of the sub-weil thing of the sub-defeated video.
And to 10 gifted chat lock-in.
Oh my god. Next video.
Casually, it's plain. This just dropped.
What was the last time a fucking casually explained video fucking popped off? I have no idea
They got to watch this guy years man, does he still make videos? He does not often know
casually explained the global military super powers
I feel like I could rattle him off
US
China
Russia
India
North Korea is not a military superpower. North Korea has nuclear bombs, but does that make
them a superpower?
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Well we all know there's nothing we can do to improve our lives.
Actually, you can't really stop that much money.
And it's best left to whoever's in the White House.
It's also the case that the people I know Israel for the United States.
Well, the Tahoe Art Institutional Hierarchies have more than just the clamoring citizens to answer
too.
As I got to rewind, sorry I was downed out.
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What we all know, there's nothing we can do to improve our own lives, and it's best
left to whoever's in the White House.
It's also the case that the people of the Tahoe Art Institutional Hierarchies have more than
just the clamoring citizens to answer too, as they have real issues on the global stage
they have to make worse.
I mean, you know, to actually understand the largest scale objectives of a nation, we have
to zoom out and view every country like we're playing civilization, and we're in charge
of large-scale decision making for the country's resources and political interests, rather
than viewing the world as a citizen from there.
McChunky, I really want chat to not be dog shit, and so I keep throwing it in a sub-only
can you not be part of the problem as a mod.
Let's lock in.
Let's lock in.
Let's type locked in, or chat's probably going to sit and e-mode only this whole video.
Show that a sub-moo-ha!
Or not moo-ha, moo-ha-mad.
Thank you for the fucking 500 to PCRF.
But a huge fan of yours that haven't been able to watch the lines up,
let's say thank you for speaking up about Palestine.
We'll thank you for the fucking 500 to PCRF.
I appreciate that.
She'll insert with a sublocal and puck for the sub-steak,
even the sub-slum, thank you for the 100 to PCRF as well.
WSLM for the 100 move on it.
They're not move on it.
I keep saying move on it, like move on mad bro.
Oh my god, that's some stunner shit.
Move on it.
Thank you for the 500 to PCRF.
That country.
A good example of this is an economic...
Erick, thank you for the five gift it's locked in.
If I don't read down those for like an hour, I apologize.
Lock it, lock it!
I'm looking for politics.
Everyone says that America is from that.
The decision making for the country's resources and political interests,
rather than viewing the world as a citizen from that country.
A good example of this is an economic policy.
Everyone says that America is the most powerful country in history.
country and history as they have the best technology and other richest civilization
of all time.
Then immediately everyone in the comments, but we're the richest civilization by GDP.
We're not the richest civilization by individual.
I feel like that's such a gross inaccuracy.
People always go to the US as the richest country in the world.
Yeah, but the majority of that wealth is held by the people that are at the top.
The average income of somebody in the United States, we're not even like top 10.
Like, actually, I'm going to walk that up.
Highest country, or what would I look up?
Richest countries by average income.
I feel like it's all Nordic countries.
Luxiburg, Switzerland, Iceland, Ireland.
Average annual wages in the U.S. 20,000, 2024, 2024 average annual wages 80,000 in the U.S.
That is just not true.
Maybe household income.
The average American makes like 40 grand less by medium.
What am I looking at?
I feel like this is more accurate.
Monica's the highest.
Monica, Bormuda, with Kenstein, Norway,
Switzerland, Luxembourg, US, Iceland, Ireland,
Iowa, Man, Qatar.
What's the wellest?
Barun D, 260 dollars.
I didn't even label on that.
It says, well, I'm American and I'm not
I'm sure that's correct, but observe how zoomed out I am on the map.
I can't see you at all, meaning you are trifling statistic to me.
Similarly, what's clear both in real life and in video games is that the most significant
threat to your empire is other nations enact military force towards you while you're
just trying to get your supply chain together to make lightballs.
For this reason, I want to look at the most powerful nations on Earth in terms of military
might, which means looking at all seven nuclear powers in the world that's starting with
the weakest and moving up to this track.
Who's winning the poll?
Oh, she's in pain.
August.
To breakfast, I'm not going to be mentioning any countries in Africa or South America.
This is because they don't have any nukes, meaning they don't matter or exist, so we
could just delete those.
This is how they do it in the Pentagon, by the way.
First we have our honorable mentions, which are countries that have no nuclear weapons,
but are still extremely formidable.
You're on.
Iran currently does not possess any nuclear weapons, but recently was enriching uranium
to levels above 60% in a facility, 90%.
How do we know if a country doesn't have nuclear weapons?
Is that like, are we able to know that?
Like, could it a country have nuclear weapons and hide it?
Even if you are spying on these countries, I'm not saying Iran has nuclear weapons.
But I'm saying like, countries could just have nuclear weapons and just not say it.
But I think it's better to say it, because that's the idea of usually a shared destruction.
is then you ensure your nation's survival from imminent threat because you could just
threaten nuclear war back at some of them.
Itters under a mountain.
This was a bit suspicious and of course alarming to America's Department of Defense.
Because as the name implies, what America is defending itself from is another country
possessing an object that its current arsenal couldn't destroy.
Thankfully, there's not yet such a thing.
Just so you know, I wrote that description before they rebranded to the Department of
War, which lets me honest, if you thought America was ever defending itself from anything,
My god in that jackass right now. That's just fucking peculiar. He's like a social media influencer
Who's the head of the Department of War right now and he just posts some fucking Instagram reels all the time?
I'm like dude go do something
You go fucking do something
P-hegsap go fuck it do something grow. He's an influencer. He posts more than I do
Technology they would need is an iron dome that shoots down Boeing 767's Saudi Arabia unrelated Saudi Arabia
He also has no nuclear weapons, but is still top 10 globally in terms of defense spending.
And as a fairly defense spending, but I feel like Saudi Arabia is also just so like even
if they're not the top in military power, they have just raw power from well.
Like the amount of money that the Saudi families have is more than like billionaires
combined.
Like the Saudi families are like so fucking rich.
strong diplomatic relationship with the United States and Bill Burr.
Yeah, they're not directly powerful through military superpowers, that's superpowers, military
power, but they have oil and money which is basically like in the same sense valuable for
making world decisions.
To explain the political attitude of Saudi Arabia and the United Arab Emirates, you have
to know if famous, and they have power in terms of like cutting off oil, who they send that
to how they're involved with certain countries, right, like, so they still wager their, they still
have power alongside them. From the ruler of Dubai, which was my grandfather wrote a camel,
my father wrote a camel, I drive him or say these, my son drives a land rover, his son will drive
a land rover, but his son will ride a camel. This statement might sound like he's humbly stating
from short sleep to short sleeves and three generations, but he's really saying, yeah, I'm just
build different, which pissed off his kids in the house of sod, and now they all get showfired
and solid gold phantoms.
Never the last.
Wow.
Both phantoms.
Never the last they've recognized they can't just print money from selling oil forever, and
their current grand strategies to transition their economy from a gas station to the hub
center connecting Africa to Eurasia and become the economic center of the Middle East,
plus after hyping up their plans to build 170 kilometer long city that is-
Yeah, didn't they just give that up?
I feel like Saudi Arabia starts so many like trillion dollar projects that they just
fucking shit out for six months and then go, ah, never mind.
Like, they'll just do the work of 24 satin on it and they go, ah, never mind.
taller than the Empire State building.
It was getting me excited for someone to actually do something cool that really
stupid for once.
They shockingly pause construction and were then like, maybe we can turn it into an AI data
center instead.
That's what they really did.
Ah.
Quickly, I'm pretty sure if you said to the Crown Prince, here's my idea for a new super project,
then slit him a photo of a gaming PC he'd write you a blank check.
Onto the real list.
Coming in at number 7 as the weakest nuclear superpower is Israel.
This is the...
Stoppin' in bullshit videos.
Mick Chunky, please just pin the charity.
I...
We don't stop pinnin' like hills videos and shit.
They have stated that while they have no nuclear weapons, if they were to come under a
mortal threat, they would be forced to use them.
After turning the Gaza Strip into the Gaza Strip to all previous civilization, their
current geopolitical objectives are to deal with international social outrage of their
use of brutal force over a weaker territory by using their enormous political and
media influence to convince radicalized Americans that they don't have enormous political
and media.
the Nell Pop-Tast. So Mr. Benjamin Netanyahu, what is your favorite hamburger?
Influence, which is going about as well as you could.
Shard for the pressing questions here. What is your favorite fast food place?
Oh, wow, a bit of a hamburger, chained.
Expect.
So that's your favorite, like, it's like, you know, like, why are we, what are these questions, man?
Number six, North Korea. North Korea is estimated.
North Korea's the number six military superpower.
I feel like that's just because they constantly threaten nuclear war.
Like there's no way.
There's no way North Korea's the sixth strongest nation militarily.
To have about 50 nuclear warheads, although they're far more powerful and effective than
any other nation's nuclear warheads, because Kim Jong-un personally guides each of their
targets always knows where they'll land and never makes a strategic mistake.
The current geopolitical objective.
Yeah, the shit, the shit that was really funny was when they launched that, you see
when they launched that military boat, it sunk in front of Kim Jong-un.
It's not funny because he probably killed people after that.
But what boat was that?
North Korean boat sinking?
Yeah, it was like some big boat that they spent millions of dollars on launching and then
it just sunk right when they put it in the water.
that was just a wasted project.
Yeah, nuclear warship, swept into the water,
a bowerman on shore,
hull damage and compromise the boat is all, wow.
Doctors at home are to continue launching
ballistic missile tests over South Korea
in order to further refine their capacity
for strategic inaccuracy.
Meanwhile, LeBron, the soldiers
they sent to the Chris region to help
all are just a deporn, a justed deporn,
did all the North Koreans they sent over.
uh... to russia and it's a fight in the Ukraine war
oh my god they got herbo immediately addicted uh...
entertainment and corn
but she wouldn't stop peacefully goning to dancing girls after seen the internet for the first time
and have been sent home
likely undermining North Korea's credibility from the inside out with their tales from the free world
number five in the world up because they don't have internet
well they've internet access but we watch out one video where it would they actually had
had somebody with a North 3 in phone and dude, it's like all monitored.
It randomly takes pictures of your phone.
You can't access the majority of things.
You can't download VPNs.
Only approved apps and things are even downloadable on your phone.
You constantly have to get it refreshed.
Like if you're on Wi-Fi or a phone in North Korea,
that's it's about as useful as like a leapfrog tablet in 2010.
So when they went over to Russia and they had basically
I'm honored to be in the Internet access.
They ship their pants.
For Pakistan and India.
Well, even bigger in population than China, with 1.45 billion people, India doesn't
yet have anywhere near the wealth more industry.
Pakistan is much smaller in terms of population with about 250 million people, and even
with half the GDP per capita at $1,500 US dollars, it's still more than enough to secure
strong borders around India as both countries have about 200 nuclear weapons.
Pakistan has significant trade in alignment with China, which allows China to strengthen
in their access to continentalasia and into the Middle East, whereas India is more
in line with the West securing maritime trade and allowing the to bring you to
your dash anywhere in the world.
Now we get to the top three, which are considered the real major superpowers in the world
and a major jump up and power level from everyone else.
Russia.
Russia is by far the weakest of-
It's gonna be Russia China U.S. Russia's weaker right now because they're going through
all their gold reserves.
Is it Russia just like burning cash fighting Ukraine right now and like what I think the
person that runs the central bank in Russia went out again the only woman or person in general
that is able to speak out against Vladimir Putin is the leader of the central bank because
they have to be like outwardly honest about how their country is doing at least two Putin
and she went out and was like yeah we're doing like really fucking bad and then now she's not
not a lot to speak about anymore, but before then, yeah, she was like, we're not doing so
off. I got a Google that. Leader of the Central Bank, Russia, Elavira, Naviolina, Elavira,
is one of the only people that can like talk about brushing economics freely said that they're doing really bad
basically paraphrasing right now and then now no longer talks about it I think so yeah
I'm assuming that's why they're probably number three and not number two of the three global superpowers
And frankly, I always wonder what's gonna happen when Putin dies.
Putin's in his 70s now, who's gonna take care, who's gonna, or not take care,
who's gonna take care of the country?
And then are they gonna be like him or, and I, like, North Korea,
it's just gonna be another Kim Jong-un, right?
Like, when Kim Jong-un dies, it's just gonna be another guy that's brainwashed
into fucking thinking that they have to keep their country away from everybody else
because they need to maintain power for the Kim family.
But Russia, it's like, I mean, there's a chant like in Russia, like, when
Vladimir Putin dies, like there could be somebody that takes power, that isn't like him.
Then Western analysts were surprised when Russia invaded Ukraine and it went so poorly.
Tim can't die. Tim can't die, Tim doesn't poop and Tim's father made a hammer there.
For them, it's greatest strength is it's enormous abundance of natural resources and
shared land mass. I mean, they have access to the Arctic Ocean, the Black Sea and the Metaturini,
and land trading routes to China, Europe hypothetically, and the Baltics.
Well, obviously a shadow of the Soviet Union, a lot of analysts are downgrading Russia's super
power status even further, as their military capacity seemed much weaker than previously thought,
and Western sanctions mean their extremely reliant and arguably at the mercy of China as a primary
trade partner. Well, Russia isn't overwhelming in terms of strategic military power.
They're...
Take this with a grain of salt from 23 on Twitter, I think China, in the way that they're going,
is probably going to be making more money and more powerful than the U.S. at some point.
China prints money.
They fucking sell everything to everyone, and it's like not even close.
Like they fucking purposefully artificially devalue their own dollar, and then their
government just has so much money to spend on anything.
Are basically unconquerable because they have 6,000 nuclear weapons, which is more than
America. And so it's kind of like fighting a vault or who might just get
Pisture winning at it any moment self-destruct at the moment their
grand strategies are unclear as a lot of you're down for the five
subs. I appreciate it. Jack for the subject I'll take a bit of
three God would take it for the five my friends theory was that Russia's
testing websites to some you couldn't set up using your full
power what's your thoughts on that. No, I think they just want you
correct. I think Russia's worried that you crane being a part of
Western influence would cause a potential disaster for Russia being a
super power in the future, so they're trying to put a stop to that and Ukraine as a whole now.
I mean, it's obviously much deeper than that in general, and like Ukraine and Russia have been
at heads with one another for a long time, but yeah, like Putin's worried that Russia's not going
to get bitched around, and he doesn't want that to happen. God, I'm taking it to the five.
Grimm, take it to the ten. Fry that and miss her for the submarine. He's taking it to the 25
and now serve for the son of Amping of the 25th of the piece you're up to, I'll take it
to the five, get this lock in.
Of Western politicians of it, you're trying to get away from NATO.
Yeah, I mean, that's what most people understand it, but it's not just that.
Soon Putin dreams of either taking the son, lock in.
Re-expanding their land empire towards the former borders of the Soviet Union, which is
plausible, but it's definitely unachievable in practice.
Meanwhile, Putin says that pretty much all of Russia's military actions are not for conquest,
but preemptive self-defense from the expansion of NATO.
For people who are not aware what NATO is, if you ask a Westerner, we would say it's
the political and military alliance form between the United States and Western Europe after
World War II.
It was then extended to more Eastern countries over time, is they wanted trade relationships
with the West and security guarantees for themselves after the collapse of the Soviet Union
and the formation of a still threatening modern Russia to their east.
This is of course my western bias speaking because you asked Putin what NATO is, he would
say, more gore, at any rate, it's...
Seems unlikely any further land conquest is going to occur after Ukraine, because what was supposed
to be a quick little pro gamer move that everyone was going to ignore ended up looking
like this on the live conflict map in January 2023, and this is what it looks like three
years later, so you can make up your own mind with that means.
Number two, China.
China's biggest strength is fearing their country from what was essentially a laws
up Beijing.
And very in present society getting conquered by the Japanese during one of their many angry
phases in the 1930s into the largest industrial economy in the world and second largest
GDP in quite literally 40 years.
They have a population of 1.4 billion and a GDP per capita of 13,000 US dollars, which
is absolutely absurd given its size and where they started.
A common sense about you'll hear online is that China actually only has a population of
800 million.
But then you ask for evidence and they're like, well, some Japanese scientists measured
their annual solid consumption, and it was lower than expected, which is complete.
Their annual salt consumption, wait, there's people that think China's lying about how
many people live in their country. Why would they inflate their numbers by 500 million people?
I feel like you couldn't lie about that. There's no way. I could see a country with 1 billion
people saying they have 1.2. But there's no way you could be like, yeah, we have 1.3 billion
people and they're they're shoot they're overshooting by half of
alien nonsense because my grandma's Japanese and if you said yeah
Chinese salt consumption is about two thirds of what we expected
what do you make it at she would have said
make a lot of sense of Jamie
Chinese don't know how to cook a property nevertheless would
make China frightening is because of their export of
wow I mean they have a massive industrial capacity they've
civilized numbers of tanks and warships to the US albeit smaller ones
and their Air Force and overall system technology are far worse, but in terms of shipbuilding,
China has a gross tonnage capacity of over 230 times the US and produced over...
You can lie easily now? Yeah, but I mean, dude, lying about five hundred million people's
cut hard. Yeah, we do have the same amount of stuff as them.
Outside of nuclear weapons. Building China an aircraft.
China has a gross tonnage capacity of over 230 times the US and produced over a thousand
commercial ships last year, and America made about eight.
Not thousand, the number eight.
In a case you think that isn't a problem,
it's Chinese commercial shipyards that also make the destroyers.
Currently China's next big move is most likely
the annexation, aka reunification with Taiwan.
Because to be frank, it's literally right there.
And when China was, but like, why?
What is with like this still needed idea of countries
and conquest?
Like, the world's been discovered.
Why not just try to make the current country better than try to acquire more land in space like when we're like we need to acquire greenland?
Why?
That's making your life harder.
I know China and Taiwan have had strains for years, and it's a very long historical conflict.
But I'm saying like with the US,
all we have 70 problems, why are we trying to get more problems?
I know it's oil. U.S. is also a war based economy. So it's something you
went greenland for oil. You want money from that. You want to have more of a military
holding there. Joe do research. Yeah, it's a lot of strategic shit chat and it's
also like an ego thing like if we acquire greenland, that would work great for
Trump. But like I'm saying from the average person's perspective, like if you
just threw a random guy in power, they do pretty bad. But I don't think they
go we need to start taking land they go why don't we solve
product problems that we have here why don't we want to be fix the
problems that are going on here right rather than acquire more of them
it's like hey can we buy the really good computer chips from you
America was like listen to the experts I'm not an expert man I'm just
asking the questions that don't make sense to me well obviously not that
wouldn't benefit us at all. But like imagine the Vancouver Island was its own country and
had the best oil reserves in the world and America was like, hey, can I pass them? And Vancouver
Island was like, no, we use Chinese well-head, so we only sell them the good stuff, but you
can have the shitty oil we sell to everyone else. If that happened, I can assure you that
I would be getting bombarded with freedom and democracy against my will, well within 24 hours.
So while I'm rooting for Taiwan, if you add on the fact that there are American military
bases in Japan and South Korea, and they have access to bases in the Philippines,
China's only way of securing clear access to the Pacific Ocean is Taiwan.
Meaning it's not looking so great for the little guy right now.
Yeah, but Taiwan, I know it's not like in great people say the rising tensions in shape,
but doesn't Taiwan make like so much of like hardware for computing today,
which doesn't seem like that big of a deal with war, but it's like Taiwan's such a valuable
country for tech and CPS CPU usage, which is like, yes, seven you can doctors like
we, you need that. And so other countries, one at one, not even just the US. Other
countries wouldn't want China to have hold of that. Number one, the West. But it's
also why China wants it. And partners, you already knew we were number one because I
don't want to become the 51st state. The Western Alliance of NATO and its homies
post World War II is essentially whatever one watching this video will have grown
up in experience and is likely currently living within.
Our greatest strength is by far our enormous wealth and prosperity, gain from free trading
cooperation.
This came about because Post-World War II, once everyone basically agreed to get along with
each other instead of making world wars in every two-day-day tradition, is allowed the proliferation
of the American Global Banking System called the Eurodollar, which was kind of like a banking
telecom network throughout the world, allowing the proliferation and trade of the US dollar
and Europe, Japan, and then basically everywhere else.
This is the West perception as a liberal rules-based democracy centered around free and fair trade.
Everyone trusted the currency and began using it and saving it to use it.
That's part of the fear that if our dollar crashes, like the world economy fucking plummets.
Because everything's not like we're not based on the gold standard anymore.
We're just kind of artificially believing this value of the dollar is the value that we say it is.
Versus us actually having something tangible that it could be tied to.
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Later as a reserve resulting when people go called the U.S. dollar reserve currency system.
Even today, 58% of all global reserves are in dollars,
50% of all trade is done in US dollars,
and 90% of all foreign exchanges in dollars as well,
which allows immense privilege in terms of global influence.
You can sort of think of it
like how the global language of business is English.
Europeans speak to Europeans in English,
except talent, educated Chinese students learning English,
and if you want to have a successful international career,
you essentially must learn English.
That means for people born into it,
you don't have to do any work,
and you get all the rewards.
If your hopes and dreams are to be successful in music,
film, tech, finance, business, a professional political streaming.
You have access to the largest markets right away.
When you're thinking of your dream career,
the first step for nearly all Westerners is thinking,
what if I fail and people make fun of me?
But for everyone else, the first thing they have to do
is learn a completely different language to fluency.
No way, my chat was spamming the fucking pen by nap,
bullpen, and that guy's at the fucking front of the fucking video.
Do is learn a completely different language to fluency
and then move to a different country.
This is essentially the same privileges
the U.S. dollar and that has a last video.
So that had nothing to do with this.
The global monopoly on banking and trade, meaning the currency that you create is the currency
everyone uses, not just your citizens.
So you can pull the levers and not just national, but global monetary and fiscal policy in
your favor if you hypothetically had any idea what those levers did.
With that said, currently the geopolitical brand strategy of the West is incomplete
to correct, because prior to Trump 2.0, both the Democrat and Republican plan was essentially
to maintain the pre-existing Western rules base order in conjunction with its allies in
Europe and Asia.
With only pocketed military intervention, as fires needed putting out, or perhaps slightly
imaginary threats emerged.
Even now, it's still not clear what the new hard-right grand vision is or if there even
is one.
But if you read some of the partially human thinkers that seem to be whispering in Trump
sear, and you're really interpreted generously, it would seem the basic premises we have
to stop languishing and twiddling our thumbs as China becomes a threat to our position as
little superpower. We need domestic industrial capacity to come back because we have no way to build
our critical industry technology and volume and they decouple their economy from us. America
shouldn't use our resources to be the protect written literally of Europe. They have the
resources now to do with themselves. And America will establish political security over
Central America, locking down a soft border for the entire Northern continent, while using
bases on green land to secure the Arctic shipping lanes, which are now open nearly
year-round since polar ice is retreated in the last 50 years.
Oh my god.
Fosh this! Fosh this!
Not because of climate change though, that doesn't exist.
On paper, it's not like there's so-so we're hard pivoting from the protection of
NATO. I know that I know a lot of this with like how we're trying to de-escalate spending
for then and we're trying to get them to cut- some part of their own GDP for their own spending
in Europe, and a lot of countries within Europe wanted to do that themselves just so they
don't have to be relying on the U.S. So now we're trying to move that chokehold to South America.
So then we have the same influence that we had 30 years ago on Europe just in a different
space.
Is there anything that unusual about the plan? It just represents a particular form of
extremely hawkish foreign policy. The problem really is the not on paper part, which is
using forceful executive powers to manipulate your allies while demolishing any preexisting
trust and goodwill. Then circumventing all Democratic political channels to achieve it as fast as
humanly possible, causing massive social upheaval in your own country in the world,
and all of this is while defying the entire fundamental basis of the Western alliance in the first.
And like, when's it get better? Like, that's what, like, pro-mothers or
like, like, I know people say, are we great yet? But I'm like, what's the final plan? You know what I mean?
Like, when people are seeing this, like, there's some people that don't have a problem with it,
But I'm like, yo, what are we waiting for?
What, what are we waiting for?
When's the, the great again happening?
Everything's more expensive.
Inflation still higher.
Job markets are still bad.
The housing market still expensive this fuck.
Gold skyrocketed 300% because people are worthy of economy.
He's got a fucking crash.
We're in an AI bubble.
Ice is just killing people.
What's gonna, what are we fucking raining for?
When, like that, no, I literally asked myself that every day.
I'm like, what's the, where's the goal?
Right?
Because like, I can get the idea of like,
shitting that before it gets better,
there are acidity things that are bad
before you get too big long-term goal.
But like, what's the goal?
I've really been moving the goal post all the time.
Like, what are we talking about Greenland now?
We, we can't have the guy event as Leila.
So now we're controlling Venezuela for some time, I just like, what's happened?
First place, which is ironically destroying the social cohesion and resulting trade and finance
empire that made America great post-World War II.
From everything I've looked at, pretty much everyone seems to either think that America
is trying to intentionally disconnect and isolate itself from Europe and its allies in an
act of ultra-nationalist self-suicide, combined with an economic Cold War with China,
Whether they're finally using strong armed tactics to concentrate executive power and accelerate
decision-making, allowing them to bring back real military strength, security, national identity
and industrial power to a stagnating western empire.
Frankly, I don't think anyone has any idea because everyone I read on the topic just
keeps getting every prediction wrong, and if I were playing your boy Donald in a grand strategy
game, I'd be very confused and all I do is keep a very wide birth to protect.
Yeah, like you'd say, he has moved stat changes.
Like his moves, yeah, it changes.
Like if Trump was like a magic to gathering card,
his description would change every fucking turn.
It's like, oh no, he doesn't do that anymore.
Now he's gonna do this.
Like it's unpredictable.
Like it's just a guy that's like wakes up
and he's like, yes, what's gonna,
this is what we're gonna do now.
My light bulb.
But the good news is that at the very least,
if you can get past the line, the corruption and rape island,
the characters this season.
Now Trump's going still gonna be up sometime now.
That definitely wasn't like a rug pool,
like, you know, started by a small group of people and investors.
That may have also been involved in the government.
Trump coins going to come on the rise again, chat.
You just got to give it time.
It's like Dosecoin has been the best for it and I've ever seen.
Unlike politics of back in my day, which was mostly about either having a
elite level charisma, which is being born into the ruling class,
winning on being relatable or hot, and then having absolutely no idea
what you're doing.
Some people are like, yeah, but Jamie, this isn't game of thrones.
this is the real world it could end with you dying in a nuclear war which always
makes me think man I'm down now unlike NATO what shouldn't be collapsing is your
access to an allied network as is an ad well that was a fun video
yeah for the link below
you casually explain bro full blown recession the gold cash got bro the gold
and crashed opera, we have no nuclear weapons
and we'll use it for the after.
What is gold at now?
Oh my god, wait, it's town heat percent today.
Holy shit.
It's town heat percent.
In the last six months, bro, it six months ago,
actually let's go a year.
A year ago, today, gold was at $2,057 for gold futures.
for gold futures. It peaked at 5,340, that was yesterday. Today it's at 4,745.
Yo, I really wanted to buy gold at the start of last year. I remember that. I said that chat,
and I'm pissed, I didn't. I don't know, I think silver's up. There's a bunch of, oh,
Silver's down 26% today. Yo, there was some shud that bought, there was some shud that
bought gold two days ago. I feel so bad for that guy. Oh my god, there's some guy that
bought gold at our bought silver at 113 for silver futures. Now it's at 78. Merges a loss of
fourth of it. Oh my god. Wow. Joe's over the sub-slight he created with the sub-duty
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We'll see you in a day, brother.
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Oscar, thank you for some grace, thank you to 10.
Everyone deserves a bright future.
Thank you, Oscar, for some anonymous from the 10 to PCRF.
I've been, and it's for the sense of our best to give this up as well.
Chat, lock in, lock in, mortician answers burial questions from Twitter.
Love these videos, dude.
Hi, my name is button. He didn't talk like that.
We've seen this guy before.
Mortician's freaked me out a little bit.
I'm sorry.
I don't be rude to this guy.
I love this guy.
You know, I've seen his videos before.
It's just like, you know, it's like such casual talk about like, yes, so I remove the organs.
I remove their organs that I pump that I've drained or blood.
I'm Victor M. Swinney, licensed funeral director. Victor, Victor is such a cool name for mortician.
And where are you trench coat in the dark while it's raining? My name is Victor.
I will procure that dead body if you need me to. No problem.
Dowland, they give it a 10 gifted subs, bro. I'll take the book. I've got a
subject of the 10 gifteds. And I'm here today to answer questions from Twitter.
This is very ill support.
Easy 1b21. Why are the different shapes of caskets? Typically in the
We got motherfuckers with wide bodies, you got motherfuckers with skinny bodies,
you might need a buy an extra large casket for a motherfucker. You may know he got wide
shoulders, you know. You might need extra tall casket, somebody got a wide body, not this way,
but this way, you know. It's a burial support. I was thinking about that. They've got to
I cost them eight caskets where they all the same size.
When I saw my grandpa's caskey, it looked kind of normal.
He kind of looked shrunk.
I don't know if the blood draining did anything,
but like, I don't know the way they had that motherfucker
when I was looking at him, I was like,
you look at your like about like five, nine.
You look at about like six, one when he was not dead.
He looked tiny.
And they always, they always make you like this.
state is more
whatever you see a dead body it's going like this
and it states when we're talking about a receptacle to bury a dead
body
i appreciate that chat
i'm good right now
i mean you know you have you have more than
classes that ups and downs
Is it fucked out on laughing?
No, I'm making jokes about it.
I'm not making fun of my dead grandpa,
but I mean, that's what it is.
It's body, you know?
Are you going to laugh at it?
Are you dead?
But...
I guess.
How do we talk about a casket?
A casket is rectangular.
Oftentimes in other parts of the world,
you're going to see what's called a coffin.
So a coffin is what we might call
anthropoinshape, narrower at the top where the head is.
I still can't get over the fact that in parts of Hong Kong you rent a burial site and then they
exume your body after like six months and then burn you. I'm like what's the point? Get buried.
This is wider at the shoulders than narrow down at the feet. Other countries around the world tend to use
coffins and we use the term. What if I'm built thick? Even colloquially here in the United States.
So when you hear someone talk about grandmas in the coffin, odds are good. She's in a rectangular
Cast it.
Lamiya 233 can you spread ashes anywhere or are there legal restrictions on that?
This is such a good question and it's one I'm asked all the time.
Typically a state does not really have a vested interest on what you do with human-traumaturates.
So you could scatter them essentially anywhere you like.
In my state, a family has a visitation.
I'm just in a middle of a fight, middle of a Super Bowl.
Wow!
Yeah!
Right, where a person is scattered.
Could somebody everybody's not, oh, is it snowing?
So if you scatter grandma in the bed of her garden, you end up with visitation rights to that flower bed in perpetuity.
You can also do other things that's committed to me.
Wait, what? If I've spread ashes somewhere, I get to go there forever.
you can have them made into jewelry, you can buy a small, keepsake earns.
I've heard that you can press them into records.
There are all sorts of things that you can do with
committed remains because they are simply pulvering.
Not funny, Joe. Everybody dies, man.
You can't joke about it at all. You're always going to be upset about it.
Friesd, bone dust. Comedy is mixed with
morning, brother. Come on.
And their inert carbons. Everything that is organic in them
is gone. It's not going to feed a tree as people commonly like to think, but you can do with them
mostly whatever you wish. Here's a question from Plucky Dutley. Our funeral pires in
Viking funerals I think anymore. There is one place, Creststone in Colorado that does allow a
funeral pire. So that does exist, but you have to... I would love to get back here, bro.
It's not really like your body on pire. Live in a very specific locale. A funeral pire, as we're
thinking of it here is usually a large pile of wood or other flammable material that a body is set on top of.
And then the whole thing is set a light. As far as Viking funerals, this is kind of a misnomer.
You're probably thinking, yeah, really, really float you out on a ship.
I was putting your loved one in a boat with their hands on the pommel of their sword and pushing them out into the light.
Have we seen this? I think I might have seen this on a cliff on TikTok.
Mortician answers, no, we watched a different one.
We watched him talk about dead bodies.
This is funeral questions, this one he talks about dead bodies.
Yeah, we haven't seen that one, holy old video, that was a year ago.
I watched that shitty hero co.
Oh my god, Tom Floss.
Those are underneath their.
Oh my god, Tom Floss.
I feel like I watched his mother fucker like last month.
Oh my god, you were tennis fuck, well, it was in the summer.
I don't look like a ghoul.
It's shooting flaming arrows at it
until it goes up in flames.
Viking funerals actually weren't like that.
They were buried with their sword in boats
and all sorts of brave goods,
but the boat was dragged on land and buried intact.
Here's a question from Signature.
Why do people take photos of the dead
in a casket of funerals and post-Sman social media?
Please stop doing that.
Yeah, that should have weird.
See, there should not face books.
You can picture it with that body, bro.
Like, yeah, what are we doing?
I feel like, and it's also like,
you're not living in the fucking funeral, bro.
Like, you're there to mourn.
Why are you pushing the shit on face book?
What could the dead body?
People do that, not often,
but yeah, there's people that fucking do that.
Interesting thing, in most places,
the right to take a picture of the deceased falls to the family.
So they can either allow it or disallow it. But I agree.
Yeah, you're the direct family member who gives a shit, right?
Like it's up to you. It's your, you know, family's funeral.
You get a decide. But like I do think that's odd to be like walking past the,
the funeral on the lawn or the casket in the line. And you're just like,
Red, post that to the story.
Don't put it on social media.
That's something that should be kept just for your own personal use.
Next up, we have a question from Stan Kohlwills, who gets to the side who gets invited
to my funeral?
The short answer is your family.
They can decide who will come and likewise who is not allowed there.
In fact, you do not need an invitation to attend a funeral.
You can just show up.
Fuderal crashing is a thing.
There was a gal that I used to...
Damn bro, that's fucked up.
Coup, you're crashing a wedding.
Crashing a wedding's one thing.
You pulled up to a funeral and being like,
here's a great man.
Can I talk?
Can I give a speech?
Did you idea? Yeah funeral crash and then I'll back at one of the funeral homes I worked with the first name was bunny and bunny would come to every funeral
Regardless of denomination and location at I am certain she didn't know that many people she came for those sweet sweet scallop potatoes and him
Our next question she came for the food. I thought I could see people that just go to funerals because they they like like watching that
for some reason, you know, like the spiritual process of like people mourning,
like there could be somebody that like enjoys that.
Question is from Nick Bowls. How come cemeteries never run out of space?
Sometimes cemeteries been asking that shit, bro.
Been asking that. When's it acceptable to dig up a mother fucker from the 1600s? Never?
I'm just at some point, we're gonna run out of space.
They're doing it in China already, in Hong Kong, they dig out motherfuckers and they burn
them, right, or then they put you in a box.
Like, at some point we're gonna run out of land, you know, bunch of dead bodies, you start
stacking them on top of each other, I mean, that's what they have, what do they call
Chris?
They've crept now, we're you're in a drawer, you're buried, but you're in a drawer.
I could see like at some point there literally being just a building full of dead bodies.
Do you run out of space in larger metropolitan areas?
Sometimes it's the case where families will actually bury their loved ones on top of existing graves.
In certain other countries and in other parts of the world, what?
Ding graves. In certain the case. Sometimes,
in certain areas, do you run out of space in larger metropolitan areas?
Sometimes it's the case where families will actually bury their loved ones on top of existing graves.
and certain other countries and other parts of their double stacking a tomb.
So the world you actually just rent a grave space. So for instance,
in Germany your grave space is not your moms or dads forever, but for a period of years,
after which your rent expires they dig up the dead and they put the elsewhere in a common
And they're usually, here's a,
why are we red and a grade then?
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From Dr. Bumphorfire, what is SkyBuryl?
SkyBuryl is a practice that takes place in a type-et, or in a poll.
Where bodies are actually left out and hacked apart
for condors and volatures to eat. The way that they render a human body to just bones is
by letting animals do the work. We have a... I kind of fuck with that. I kind of fuck with that.
I've always said, I don't think I want them to hack me to pieces. I think you just chuck my ass in the
ocean. Not all for peer, you know, drive out 10 miles throwing my dead body in the water.
Don't mind dead body in the water, time my ankle to a center block and an official evening.
Question here from T-School. Do funeral homes have busy times of the year or is it just dead
all year? Fall and spring are going to be the busier times of year. Fall because the weather
change has something to do with there being more deaths and spring is usually a busier,
especially where I'm from where it's cold. We have a normal workload and more people die
in the spring and the fall, and then all sorts of burials that we had to delay over winter.
That in stretch of winter into spring, when everything starts to melt, the ground is simply too
soggy to even set foot in the cemetery, let alone bring the whole line of cars in a casket.
From...
Falling spring at a busier time, fall because the weather changes something to do with
there being more gas. Spring is usually busier, especially when I'm from because where it's cold,
we have to be all the burials we have to lay over the winter. From Kai Schwab. Why are funeral homes?
All his family owned. Interestingly enough, more and more, we're seeing funeral homes get
bought up by corporate entities. So it could be that you're on God. I'm here in this mother
fucker's telling Rumble. Listen, we're seeing funeral homes get bought up by corporate and
I'm feeling his stomach grumble when he, no, it's not mine. So it could be that your local
funeral home, despite being called the Smith family funeral home, is actually owned by a larger
conglomerate, who might operate five sick. Somebody get this guy a cliff bar. Sorry. Family funeral home
is actually owned by a larger conglomerate, who might operate five, six, ten funeral homes in your
area. I think you'll always find that the business where you know the owner and they live in your
locality and they shop at your stores are generally going to be more caring and more transparent
than the ones that are there simply to turn a profit.
I mean, they're all there to turn a profit,
but yeah, you're more open to people
that are localized versus like,
imagine like Amazon had a funeral home.
You're like, okay, well, I don't really want to do that.
You know, you'd rather go with somebody that's like,
vocal and actually get a care.
But at the same time, I think it'd be a cool rule
to have all more tations have to walk around like grim reapers.
Like they should have an aura that surrounds them and like a song that plays on like an
organ.
When I walked through, that's the guy that bleeds out the dead bodies.
From Harvey 180, so I'm completing my organ donation form.
You can literally donate everything including skin, bones and tendons.
So how the funeral's work, because there will be nothing to put in the box, most, or you
put Google EIs on my lids, you know, no, they're not taking my eyes, what did they take?
I think I have pretty good skin.
I've tattoos though.
Companies, those procureers, they don't take everything.
They'll take the femur, they'll take some.
They're not taking my lawns.
One of the muscle, they might even skin the whole thing, so it looks like one big nasty roast beef.
But then they also will...
What?
Take everything.
They'll take the femur, they'll take some of the muscle.
They might even skin the whole thing, so it looks like one big nasty roast beef.
But then they also will provide us with a large wooden dowel that's the exact shape of the femur.
So we can kind of rebuild the shape of the leg from any belt.
talk. You'll scan my entire body to your children about death. Would love de-gloving,
accurately. To hear from parents who have tackled this tough topic,
probably my best piece of advice for parents here.
It's a stomach, bro, oh my god, or dog, or dog, I'm here in its stomach.
Up to hear from parents who have tackled this tough topic,
probably my best piece of advice for parents when they talk to kids about death
is don't say it's like grandpa fell asleep. I think little kids can conflate the two.
I would say be honest with children about death.
Tell the reality that someone is nope.
You have one that when the family dog dies,
he just ran away, he's going somewhere else to play with other dogs.
Your grandpa shot him in the head.
Hold on, good living.
Kids typically, I think, have a better handle on death.
And really, especially elementary school
in children, I think they have a
want to be involved when they come to a funeral.
There are so many times where I see families come,
and they...
Brother, they didn't get that shit, though.
They all understand that shit.
That's why it's like, because they're not actually
mourning, brother, because they don't understand it.
If you're like six, and in somebody dies,
did you ever go to a funeral when you were like seven years old?
Brother, none of that shit makes sense.
None of that shit makes sense.
I remember I went to a funeral when I was probably
Seven years old, I was just a six or seven, but probably six or seven. And it was like my great aunt. And I was just like, I want to go home.
I remember that. Obviously I wasn't that close to them, but I remember not understanding the gravity of it and being like this is boring.
Why am I here?
You kind of shuffle the kids off somewhere else and say that death is for adults, but really death affects every single one of us
Here's a question from cruel girls. No true. I just think it's like I think kids don't understand it as much like
I mean at what age are you able to understand death in a real way like like a
six year olds not understanding death like that like maybe they understand the concept of
somebody being dead and not coming back. But I think like yeah, maybe what I was like there's
a funeral out of go to when I was like 10 or 11. Like I think like when I was like 11,
I probably get the idea fully of like, oh, that's just very sad. Like the morning process.
See, too. What is a green burial? So there are a lot of things on the green spectrum that we can
into his funerals, it could be something like we bury the body without a casket and
without a vault straight in the ground.
It could cover something like having, we call, restimation or decomposition instead of
cremation.
It could be something like using, we figured it out, Chad, it's the chair, it's not
him.
When he leads back, it grumbles.
He's on a bad state, he's chair.
A wooden casket instead of metal, or even using what they call eco involving fluids.
So, involving fluids made out of methyl alcohols instead of carcinogens like from no
vibe.
Alright, here's a really good question from Caterade.
He is too cold to go for a walk, so I went to the Mazelium as one does.
Why anyone would want to spend eternity in a safe deposit box is beyond me.
One distinction to make Mazelium generally refers to a war.
Why is your ass giving up fuck?
Why would anybody want to spend eternity here?
They're not there.
It's where they want their dead body to be.
building that houses full caskets above the ground. Another thing that looks similar to a
mausoleum is what we might call a column barion. These are chat. I'm drinking the fucking drink.
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Doug. They're typically stand alone structures above the ground that have shelves or what we
jog it. I'm not going to try it. I'll do a big mouthful though.
They call it an economic deck. Typically stand alone structures above the ground that have
shelves or what we call niches to place urns.
So, mausoleums are for caskets and column baria are for urns.
Oftentimes when I talk to families that have intubates rather than barials in the ground,
usually the primary concern is water.
If you're a long body of water, like a lake or a river, maybe spending eternity in a wet
cooler is worse than spending it in a safety deposit box.
Next way of a cliff.
You never understand when they put like, it's like a tomb cover on your tomb, right?
To prevent like worms and leakage in shit, and I'm like, why does that matter?
Like you're going to be buried here forever, right?
You're going to rot, the worms are going to eat you, and you're going to be a skeleton.
your tombs going to break and crack, you've said this before. I know, but it's like why does
it matter if the worms eat you in a year or 10 years? You're dead.
Question from Brain Rott Betty had to break up a fight at the funeral home today. Why all
swinging on each other? I have had to break up a couple of fights at funerals or go into
dad mode and scold some people. It's a highly emotional situation. Sometimes there are a lot of
of unresolved issues between the deceased and their family,
or maybe other members of the family,
talk about inheritance.
I have fake ass motherfuckers coming into the funeral,
just to fucking be there to show face
because they just want money from the will
and rather than actually getting a shit
about the person that died.
I could see that.
I could see full on fist fights starting in a funeral.
So easily, just because it's like, dude, you know,
people are gonna come out of the fucking works
that you haven't heard of in years, man.
Those things can be a mess.
Our next question is from Bob White.
Our funeral expenses tax deductible.
The short answer to that is no.
Here's a question from SJ Dr.owski.
Why are Irish Wakes always so loud and poppin?
It's actually one of those things
that led me into funeral service in a way.
I'm from an Irish family, and we're very proud of it.
Yeah, I mean, it really depends on the type of funeral,
like some people perceive,
It's like some cultures, some people perceive death as something to be like sad and
morning up and some perceive it as like a celebration of life.
But when my grandma's twinny died, my cousins smuggled in a whole bunch of coolers of
booze into the funeral home and all the older ones proceeded to get absolutely wild.
But seeing people have fun at a funeral and kind of embrace life at a funeral was one of
those things where I saw it as a young man and realized that a funeral doesn't have to be
entirely downward. From I think that you want a mixture, right? I think the
proceedings at a funeral itself will people where people are like sharing their,
you know, thoughts on the person's life is inherently a sad time. But I think
having a mix of mourning, understanding the death, and not moving on, but like
Like having that time to be like, this is like a sentimental special thing where we're like,
we're all, you know, talking about this person that's died.
And then the aftermath, not being just gloom and doom and being like, all right, let's
have a good time, have some games, talk and have some drinks, share some stories about the
person, and you know, enjoy it.
Right.
And you're going to go between like laughing, crying, laughing, crying.
It's a mixture.
Right.
Like, like, that's just how it is.
Our friend, G.B.
So really, there are professional mourners,
people getting hired to cry at funerals,
that does exist in some cultures,
and it does exist right here in the United States.
That's very weird.
What?
You could pay to have somebody come to your funeral
and cry, like fake cry.
Stay tuned to some places.
Some, that's very sad.
Cultures put a premium on outward expressions showing how much we love the dead.
In Ireland, for instance, they have what are called keeners.
So it's a particular type of musical, a wilting whale.
I don't know if I'd want to hire professional mourners from my own feudal.
I would kind of like the idea that people can show their emotions.
I think that is a very good thing.
And maybe it's the case that having those professional mourners kind of move those sorts
of emotions forward.
Here's a question from Pam.
Yeah, but I'm gonna be like, I don't even know that guy. That's John. We just paid him a grand a fucking show up and cry
Who is he doesn't even know him?
He doesn't even know the guy. What? I mean, I would get mad. That's how I get in the fist
But I tell that dick out of the league. I'd be like, what do you mean? You don't know what you fucking all sad about ass?
Why is it like if they if it's not my funeral?
I'm not, you know, I'm not gonna fuck it's anything.
They wanted that funeral guy to be there.
You know, you can have the fucking fake funeral guy
to be there.
But stream and bombing a thing.
Please make it stop.
I kind of agree with you.
It is wild.
For those of you that don't know what extreme and bombing is.
Typically, that's referring to preparing the body
in a life-like vignette.
So if he's a boxer, you've had the gentleman
propped up in the corner of a boxing ring.
Or if your cousin is a gamer, we have her in a gamer chair
holding an Xbox controller.
If someone asked me, I...
Show, they fucking...
They...they...they...
They buy died and they put my body in the game.
You know, bro.
I'm just...I'm just like...
Mid-com.
I could do it.
It's been taken off a lot of ingenuity.
I kind of agreed.
Make it stop.
Here's a question from PowerSlave.
Why?
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I think the primary reason is oftentimes they're very old establishment, so they've been
in a community for a very long time.
You might hear the term funeral parlor.
When funerals moved out of a person's home held in their parlor, and into somebody's business
or everybody could gather and pay their respects.
So when you have the pre-requisite of being a parlor,
you do tend to have 19th century accouturements
like big drapes and over-stuff chairs.
And maybe some of those haunted mansion
ask things that you might think are creepy.
Here's a question from Powell.
Do more dishes need to take
in mental health and stability examination
to get their certificate?
And do you have free access to therapy?
We do not have to take on mental health and stability exam.
Do you think something like that would actually be helpful in the future for people in my position?
I also do not have free access to therapy.
When you work around a great deal of death, you learn to kind of handle death.
And I say handle it because I've never really backed up.
I mean, I'm also going to say that I think being a mortician would probably be less traumatic
than being like an EMT or a paramedic.
Like, just having to deal with dead bodies doesn't seem as bad to me as watching people
die.
Like watching the light leave somebody's eyes that you're trying to say, seems a lot worse
on the mental than being like, here's an old person that had a heart attack.
Diving.
Oh, quote.
Being that it's good.
They think a more, a martitian's more immune to stuff than an EMT.
I think they're immune to both different things, and it's not a immunity, it's just numbness.
Those are the paramedics and EMTs I know talking about how like when they see people die
it doesn't bother them.
But I think it would be different just looking at that body's comparability to mortition.
I would say mortition would probably fare worse.
In an EMT's position, then an EMT would fare in a mortition's position.
Not to compare the two, but it's like one scene dead people and watching people die versus
one just dealing with that.
It's so ever present in my daily life.
It's a part of life that I'm really comfortable with.
So in the same way, you probably don't see O-B-Norsons going through existential crises
and babies.
What about having to prepare a young child's body that would be so sad?
Yeah, what about being a paramedic and watching a kid get to capitate it in a car crash?
Like you could have both scenarios be equally bad, like, okay, what the fuck, Joe?
I'm not, I'm not, that's graphic.
I know, graphic.
that's what paramedics deal with.
Like if you know a paramedic,
they, that's not too far.
I'm not making a joke.
I'm making a fucking statement
that like that job's hard, man.
People don't talk about that.
Gordon, I'm not going through existential crises
when somebody dies.
One in, one out, and I'm just here
to help serve you guys.
Low, Joseph O.
Why do people plan funerals for someone dies?
Hashtag, grandma still kicking.
I would say we're seeing more and more people
pre-planned their funerals.
simply for the reason that people want things done, the way that they want it, the
best thing a person could probably do, sort of talking to your local funeral home
and doing formal planning, would be to write down what you want, at least the basics,
whether it's cremation or burial or maybe a mix between the two, write that down somewhere.
Yeah, usually in your twenties, what you should write it down, but in your twenties,
you're usually going to make some sort of rough rudimentary will of like assets and then also
wishes and make sure your loved ones have it. From Carly Star 82, why are
funerals so expensive? Feels like a scan. Usually when we're planning a funeral
there may be three subsections that a family has to pay for it. The first one is
professional services. That would include things like setting up the funeral and
going to it and bringing a body from the place of death. Maybe involving the
body or taking the body to the crematory. Another subsection would be
merchandise, things like a casket or an urn, maybe a burial vault, and then yeah, I
feel like some of those costs so much money. And I know brother, they got any
profiting off of it. I mean, that's what a funeral home is. Like a funeral home is a
business, right? They have profit margins. How much is an urn? I feel like they
very widely, 75 to $350, not that bad. How much is a casket?
$2 to $5,000. See, I mean, you know, put me in a cardboard box. Five grand, five grand for a
fucking casket. The third section are what we call cash-advanced items. So things like
your grave digger, your funeral lunch, flowers, newspaper obituary, all the other odds and
ends that are tangentially related to the funeral will get conglomerated into one big bill.
So usually when a family receives, let's say a $10,000 funeral bill, it will include
part that goes to the funeral home, but a lot of it's going to be paid out to everybody else
that participates to make the thing possible. Our next question is from SOS Fitness.
Do phenolomes charge extra for plus-sized coffins?
Yes.
Answer is yes.
Being that there are more materials that go into a plus-sized
or what we call an oversized casket or coffin,
means the price goes up.
Here's a question from...
Ah, that's not how it works, but it's shoes.
Mr. Vector.
So why is it doing the same thing with caskets?
Interesting, interesting.
No, it's because usually I think it's because
The majority of dead bodies will fit in a casket.
Unless you need a plus-size casket.
Whereas like shoes, everybody is a different shoe size.
But, like, if my shoe size is like 11 and a half,
your shoe size is 5.
Me and you are still gonna fit in the same fucking coffin.
But now you have a guy that's 6, 6 and 400 and 30 pounds.
Back to I need to go in a special coffin.
Tyronee 1 is wearing black to funeral still thing,
or can I wear any neutral cover?
You can wear any color you want.
I've had families where they want the funeral to be more of a celebration.
I've had families come wearing all Hawaiian shirts or all sports jerseys or everybody wears purple
because that's grandest favorite color.
Next up, we have a question from Sobru Otik.
How to write a ulyji?
I'm not good at words.
I actually had to give the ulyji at my best friend's funeral when he took his own life.
And that's an extremely challenging thing.
My goal with that was to talk about my friend's life.
but then talk about kind of those universal values that we all share.
So things like unconditional love.
And yeah, you kind of want to relate back to the people that you're speaking, right?
Like, when I spoke about grandpa's funeral, like, I'm not going to bring up my
philosophical views, right? I'm not going to air out on stage that I don't think he's
in an afterlife. But what I said was a long lines of like praising him as a father figure
in my life, and then relating back to the fact that his memory will live on within us,
and I'll remember him in my own life until the day that I die, and then it's my time
to be remembered, right? So it's like I'm still sharing my view, but something that's
relatable to everyone regardless of what specific beliefs they have. Then that is just
praising that person's life and you know,
showing that you, you know, are remembering them.
What he taught me about patients.
Those are all universal, I think we got teaching
as a big thing, like a last and even learned.
And all understand.
And those are really, really good topics for you, Eugene.
Here's a question from Return of the Goth.
Is it a Southern thing to pull over
out of respect for the dead for a funeral procession?
Or do you all who are elsewhere to do it, too?
It is always confused and irritated me.
They're dead.
I don't know them.
I'm on my lunch break, move it.
It really depends on what you should pull over
for a funeral proceeding of people.
Does that make sense?
Like, if I'm gonna stop light
and they all got their flashing lights on
and I could tell they're all apart of the same party,
I'm gonna wait for them.
That's just respect.
It doesn't matter if you don't know them
because you're going to be in a similar situation
as then, you're gonna want them to wait for you.
like I don't care, like all weight back five minutes.
Where you live in the country,
where I grew up in the state of Michigan,
it was very customary when you saw a hersco buy.
You pull over and let them through.
Where I live now, that's not usually the case.
In fact, I've been in trouble often enough
for driving the hers down the very middle of the road
on the dotted yellow line to get people to pull over.
Only because I have a place to go to.
And typically, it's a little more time sensitive
than your lunch break.
Maybe instead of being irritated,
you could think of it as a gift you could give
to the family of your time, it's usually only a little bit.
I think it's a societal respect, you know, even if you don't know, it's the same
thing you're basically saying I'm sorry for your loss silently by just having the common
courtesy to fucking move out of the way, you know, like this, they're all dealing with
somebody that died.
You don't know them, but like you're basically being like, oh, sorry, you know, let me
move out of the way.
make your day worse. Why would you have a luncheon for a funeral
anyway? Pash tag doesn't make any sense. There is something really nice
about getting together after the fact when the work is done to just sit
and relax and fill our bellies. I think inside all of us there is
the certain caveman aspect. We bury our dead and we put them away
for a time and then we also gather together and eat and drink and make
merin. I found that having that opportunity to gather and to eat and
to drink and to share is really, really valuable.
Yeah, bro.
It's like the time you're gonna spend with everybody else, you know?
I think that's like having the lunch in,
having the stuff that's not sad after the sad funeral is nice
because then you're able to share the time
with the person that brought all of you together
or might even be the person that's the reason
that you're alive.
Right?
Like that's one of the points that I made
like in a ULG, like if you're a descendant
of somebody that died,
one of the biggest things that you could always say
that people just relate to is like, hey man,
like I wouldn't even be speaking at your funeral
if you didn't exist.
Like, obviously my grandfather's not directly the reason
that I'm alive.
Right, comparable to my father and my mother.
But like, if he didn't exist, I wouldn't exist.
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We've two more, one long, one, one regular length one.
let's go. Why the birth rate gets worse every decade?
Oh hey, uh, do you want a baby? Oh no.
Uh, well, I guess you're not the only one.
I do not desire to bear choke. Dude, it's like a pride.
I know we talk about the birth rate, like getting lower in a lot of countries,
but it's getting to a point where like some countries are actually like their
like their coverments going, please, please fuck, half kids, half kids.
This is going to be a problem. We're going to need, we're going to need kids
in or everybody, like we're going to have an aging older class and it's going to be a serious problem.
Yeah, like a lot of East Asian countries like South Korea, China after they had the one kid
policy for a while. I think Japan has a big problem right now with an aging population
nobody's having kids. People look, there's a million reasons. I'm curious what
reason he's going to give and like how it's gotten worse over the years. I think
it's always low income, stressful life, the existence of birth control now
and shit. Like people used to fuck and not want tab kids, but they just did. Now people don't
want to have kids and it's easier to just not have kids. Right? Like it used to be, there's a lot
of accidents and oopsies back in the day. I don't think it's abortions. It's more, abortions are
an accounting for the fact of a lower birth rate. It's more the fact that like condoms, contraceptives
and the things that people use to not have kids are easier and more effective now than ever.
Right.
The abuse just acts sex and then just hope that you didn't get pregnant.
I don't want to have kids.
Parenting sucks, Bob.
And they're Americans under age 25.
The Burner to Burstich Charles placed on a women rather than men very, very often.
I've planned to have children.
Then a decade ago, and it's half of what was in the 1950s.
Actually, if you still don't understand mother fuckers that are just still,
with like, at birth control,
a general's different than like people just
rip in it, bro.
Like, actually, like I know so many
builders are ripping it.
They're like, yeah, man, I'm just going to
chance it.
I'm like, whoa.
Like the birth rate will turn your
mic volume up.
I think my mic volume's fine,
chat.
Why are people spanning?
My mic's been fine this entire
time.
Uh, nothing's changed.
The mic is all right.
We've been using the same mic
volume for the last two
hours, it's kind of low. Did it somehow get lower between now and five minutes ago?
Am I getting trolled or what's happening? Because it's the same exact audio that it was previously.
I'll turn it up literally a fraction, but I think it's fine. Zachary Olivia, Max,
and serve with a sub, not a bunch of it is you, not a bunch of five gift heads.
It's down every decade and it seems like every new generation of adults is having less kids than the last one.
But to watch, well, let's take a look at...
Tom Lotzof Keeds.
Last name's German, I think. Tom is a father in the 1950s and coming out of a war, Tom and his wife were...
Oh my god, it's too loud. Okay, we're gonna turn it down and we're gonna fucking...
It's not all me
Fucking hell dude
Tom is a father in the 1950s and coming out of a war
Thomas wife for thrill to start a family and I mean why wouldn't they after all times were tough for Tom
Yeah, Tom was tough and they're fucking happy to be alive so they want to settle down and have kids
You know like baby boomer generation
It's fully understandable why people were just fucking like crazy having kids good, you know like they're there
It was also after the war in easier time to raise kids.
I feel like now it's what, like a quarter million to bring a kid to high school.
Like, it's not cheap to add a kid.
The family haven't been raised during the worst economic department.
How many kids do you want to?
Any max three, brother.
Max three, mother fuckers being like, I would have six kids.
You're insane.
Russian and history, and being drafted to service country in the Second World War, Tom
craved some normal scene in his life.
You know, a time where they don't have to ration food to cut on spending or worry about
the threat of a warhead being dropped in their backyard, but they can thank their lucky
stars because thankfully, post war impact the best economic boom the world has seen at
the time.
look what they had to work with, given the record low unemployment rates, stable job markets,
and rising wages that kept up with the cost of inflation, Tom and his wife's desire for a
growing domestic family life could not be any higher.
Unfortunately, not everyone shared such a desire. Let's meet George. George, as no kids.
And I think that one might be French George isn't interesting fellow.
Oh, I mean, nothing's wrong with him in particular, but no matter how hard he tries.
George is 25 and has $300,000 in student loan debt.
No girlfriend in the only dates he ever gets are on Tinder.
George plays video games because there's nothing that he can afford to do in his free time,
so he never goes out and he where he never meets anybody.
George gets in a relationship at a much older age.
Then the average person got married at the time previously in the 1940s, right?
Instead of having kids at 24, he's having kids at 30, so he only has two instead of five.
He can't seem to must rub the desire to want to have kids.
He doesn't find anything wrong with them. It's just that any time he looks at a child,
it doesn't stir or any poll or urge to have one himself. However, George is recently married.
And of course, him is new wife spoke at length about what they want their future family life to look like.
Admittedly, his wife is more or less indifferent about kids herself.
However, she still wants George Twilley's considerate before making a fun...
That's a problem in relationships, bro.
That nobody talks about, not that ain't a first date question.
But like, if one of you wants to have kids and one of you does it,
That's like, that's a relationship ending problem, like, how would you do in that situation?
Because that's like, all right, either one of you just gets convinced to do one or the other,
or you just have to fucking leave each other.
Oh, a position against it.
She doesn't want to disappoint her and not rule anything out.
So he promises he'll at least look into it.
Speaking of looking into things, before having their first child, Tom and his wife looked
into buying a home.
During the 50s and 60s, veterans of the war were given acts.
I just wouldn't like, if I was a woman, I would want to have kids, but yo, I'm happy
I'm a guy and don't have to give her, oh my god.
I'd be of like being pregnant sounds fucking like genuinely horrible like every part of it
like no part of it literally not of it's good, none of it's good like what I've done
it twice yeah God bless that sounds fucking horrible.
How do you be pretty and then give birth then squeeze a infant that is the size of an NFL
football out of your vagina pass this to the GI bill which was a law passed
providing financial and social benefits to all soldiers returning.
Ah!
Ah!
Sorry, huh?
Oh my god.
I need to get that to do this.
It's like, oh my god.
Oh.
Oh, the low mortgage rates and the easier access to affordable home loans, meaning easier
for the couple to buy a decent sized home, which, of course, makes it more suitable and
comfortable for future family growth.
And luckily, a brand new house in America.
Yeah, it's easier to want to have kids if you have a house to a versus like an apartment.
only cost around two to three times the average year of salary. Tom, that's not
true. That's like the average home today costing like a 110 to 130k. Wow.
There's a proud employee yet, it's local. How much is the average home cost now?
I would guess like
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410,800 dollars
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Factory, earning an average wage of around $40,000 in today's money, which is more than enough to not only support him in his wife, but current and future kiddos down the line.
As a matter of fact, if the couple were to have birth to child in the year 1960, on average the cost of child care and education would have only been about $3,971 until the age of 17.
and the cost of raising a child as a whole with only been about 25,000 dollars back then,
which would be about $225,000.
Well, that's like the same price now, right?
Turns out it's 75, okay?
Today, Tom didn't notice at the time, but he and other adult parents would be the pioneers
of something called the baby for the problem is everything else is just also as expensive.
Now to 18 through college, it's more cost of raising, bro, cost of raising a
a child in 2025 today till 18. 320K, not including college.
A phenomenon where the birth rate across the globe saw exponential growth from 1946 to 1964.
On average, in the late 60s in America, the number of childbirths per woman was about 3.6
kids.
What's Denali, this boom coincided with-
Yeah, well, people jack rabbit and the fucking 1800s bro.
Number of children per woman in the 1800s was 7 as an average.
Or woman was about 3.6 kids.
What's Denali, this boom coincided very well with the marriage.
It was very common for a young woman to be married anywhere from the age of 20 to 24
years old.
To the 1930s, 54% of young American women were married by that point, which jumped to 72%
by 1960.
And England and Wales, it doubled from 26% to 58% around that same timeframe.
Meaning it's more accurate to believe that the rise of childbirth per family was also caused
by the rise of marriages overall.
necessarily people who are already married now deciding to have more kids.
Now let's see what George is up to. Last we left him.
Who's still on edge? Decided it's so separate. I think it's an advance in
like technology and then also lifespan too because like 60 years ago the average person
was getting married at 20 having kids and being done having kids by like 26.
Now I feel like there's a range of people that get married and have kids at like 20 and then there's people that get married and have kids at 35
So it's like
Everybody's family is so different now. Like if you went back to your grandparents your grandparents parents were like all probably around like the same age
Right as when they had kids. Now it's like some people's that some people are 18 and they're that 60
Some people are 18 in their dad's fucking 36 and so it's like what the fuck's happening.
I mean, whether or not having a child who's truly for him, George and his new wife
recently moved to a one bedroom apartment in New York City.
Unfortunately, it was a challenge she'd get even back, as finding even a sub-par decent
apartment in a major city for less than $5,000 a month was next to impossible.
The couple didn't like the idea of renting long-term, especially for an apartment that
can only fit two people comfortably. But the average classical home in the 2020s is about
five to six times the average yearly salary, whereas Tom only purchased his for two to three times
his yearly income. The couple barely have enough space as it is. He can't imagine raising a child
with such limited breathing room. You see George moved to New York for a career opportunity,
working. And there's also massive need to have kids for the purpose of working
for you. Like, if you were having kids in like the 1800s, 1900s, you'd be like having
kids so they could fucking work on the farm with you and like survive. But you needed
more hands to do shit. And I think you see that in a lot of like omnisch or like men and
night families now where they have so many kids and they all work together.
As an entry-level data analyst, making an average wage of $66,000 in here, I'm
Unfortunately, this income is not enough to support both him and his wife financially.
So she also works a career as a social worker, providing the same average wage as him.
What they didn't know was, if they so happened to have had a kid in 2013, the average
child care and education alone until that child turns 17 would have been about $44,000.
But the total cost for raising a child in the 2020s would be roughly about $320,000.
But we don't need to tell him that yet as a recently married couple
They're one of the few amongst their respective circles to be married or even showing interest in that idea
In 2024 only a dude. I I'm curious the amount of people in our generation that never get married
Like what percentage of a population do you think that'll be like at including
There are excluding people with failed marriages like what percentage of people have never get married
What percent of people in the 1940s never got married?
Less than 10 percent.
What percent of people in today won't get married?
Are they able to predict that?
31% of U.S. adults are currently not married.
The share of never married adults recorded a record high of 35% in 2018.
35% of people 25 to 50 weren't married in 2018.
I feel like that numbers not that high, though, no?
25 to 50?
I wonder what the number is like, 35 to 50?
I think that's when people start getting worried when you hit 35 and you're not married
because it's like a fuck, you know, the fish or the pool of fish is starting to send, you know,
like the amount of people that aren't taken.
But I think 25, like what I would say it's probably normal for people to be married at like 28.
25 not being married. I don't think it's absurd. I would say like 80% of 25 year old probably aren't married.
more about 40 stuff I'm gonna go I'm gonna look that up sorry what per cent of people in their
mid 20s aren't married 41% oh 41% are not in a committed relationship between 18 and 29 right now
Now, only about 5 to 10 percent of people are married by the age of 25, yeah.
I feel like it spikes in your late 20s or late 30s.
Sounds about right?
That's what I'm saying.
And with the rate for men under 30 being higher than women,
so more women are in a significant relationship,
18 to 29 than men.
That doesn't make any sense.
Aren't there more women in the world,
or are those women just dating older men?
because there's more women than men how are more women in a committed
relationship than men
it has to be dating older men
like people that are in their old older 20s dating men in the early 30s
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Reasons, though, getting married isn't as socially demanding as it used to be.
You can never get married, and still live a fulfilling life.
Some of their friends still have the desire, though, just not right away.
Some people want to travel, focus on stabilizing careers, enjoy a few more years being
alone in your own space.
Yeah, bro.
I think it really is.
It's a mixture of things too, like, just even if you have that financial capability.
you're living in 2025, you can travel them see the world.
Like in the 1950s, you already did everything you could do.
Mine as well, start having kids.
They speak for tying the nuts.
All things that would be more complicated while married,
much less having kids.
Let's speak in a complicated, let's speak.
I didn't.
I even asked some kids.
You said, why are we saying, why is this purring?
Why are we always, I know we're trying to go with like realism here.
Why are we giving the last name as some kids? Is that this guy's last name?
His name's Tyreech Simmons. Also W.Y.
Tyreech Simmons. Why are we making why is every why he has kids but why is everybody's last name as in the kids?
It's like an weird not gonna lie. I put he how my god as some kids
Wow that one went right over my head
I've been as some kids. You say they're getting weird now. Oh my god, and then is it gonna be in 2020?
I've been as no kids.
As no kids.
I've been as some kids. It's a father of three in the 1970s.
Himminous wife Marley happened married for well over.
Wait, so hasn't even changing it? Was it Ivan as a lot of kids?
Oh, a George as no kids.
Wow, he already did it. Okay.
Well, I think I've been missing half of the jokes in this video thus far.
Nice to know, nobody explained that to me, but...
Decade now.
And they've never been happier.
However, with being parents of three, this couple was a peculiar case.
As the average birth rate these past two decades has decreased from 3.6 kids per woman to only two kids.
Which is the replacement level to make sure the world population stays the same.
But by the 70s, the world was experiencing something called
called the baby bust, which is the significant decline of burst out of current following
the post-World War II baby room.
You see, the difference between the average couple and the 50s and the average couple in the
70s is that the people of the 70s had less optimism for the future than they did back then.
The energy crisis and stack-flation was heavy on people's minds.
Imagine being in a time period where we just see the exact same, yet the cost of everything
else kept rising.
Imagine, people were less confident and therefore less willing to have the larger families
they did back in the 50s.
I've been married his wife Marlene when they were both in their early 20s.
As expected around this time, they came into marriage with having children in mind.
However, that has not always been the case.
You see, while they were still young and loved and dating, I've been in Marlene had,
let's just say, a couple close calls, but thankfully, by 1960.
What do you mean couple close calls?
Like they got somebody like they almost had a pregnancy scare.
The births can.
The births that AIDS.
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Troll pill was approved and commercially.
Yeah, a pregnancy scare.
Not AIDS.
In 60, the birth control pill was approved and commercially available.
Before the FDA approved the contraceptive pill,
There were no available methods that were as effective as women desired, or just didn't work at all.
Sure, obviously there are condoms, but those are male controls and unfortunately,
dependent on if the guy was willing to wear one or not. The birth control...
What guy is not willing to wear a condom, bro? That's weird.
That's weird. Like, if you, what, you'd be like, yo, put a condom on. No.
No.
Don't get it, and you're not having sex.
I mean, what you want to fuck?
No.
Hell was the first of its content.
A technological advancement that was female controlled, simple to use, highly effective,
and most importantly, gave women more confidence and control over their bodies, and the
timeline of when they want to have kids.
This, of course, lets a fewer unintended pregnancies, more soldering condoms alone.
This also gave women the confidence to delay having their first child for later life, for
the preference of pursuing careers and higher education.
And let's not forget that Rovy Wade was also passed in 1973, legalizing abortion
if previous methods of prevention didn't work.
Therefore, this gave couples more options to choose than ever before.
Couples could remain sexually active and planned went to half-kids and how many.
And as you can imagine, this was a time where a lot of people's economic futures were
in jeopardy.
So, Ivan and Marlene, like most couples, chose to have fewer kids.
And speaking of economic future in jeopardy, let's catch up with George to see.
I don't know, man. I just think like you always go in with a mindset of like, none, two, or like, four, I think it's even numbers.
One, two, I feel like having one kid is nice economically, but it sucks for like socialization.
three's fire. I think mother fuckers be new in three when they get to the same
sex and then they they're shooting for for a third for the opposite. You have
guy guy you go again to get a girl you have Gargirl you go again to get a guy
and then you have families where it's just like four girls or four guys and you
look at that and you go, I know what happened.
I know what happened.
We were good, we were good, we were good for the old two and then ended up getting four.
How his journey is coming along.
If there's one thing that's seven years in a 2010's having common, it's
that's my family. That's that's most people's families. Most people's families, it's like
there's nobody's upset about having three kids. It's like, hey, we're gonna go until we get
a guy in a girl.
Financial strife.
And then there's like those new stories of like families with just like eight guys.
Eight, eight guys, five girls.
Or you're like the youngest guy.
Somebody said I have five sisters.
Yeah. Let's keep in mind that this young youngest child
Dude, five sisters.
This is five years after Pandemic occurred.
And uncertainty about the future has only increased since then.
Funny enough, the pandemic caused a worse global recession since World War Two.
Unfortunately, millions of people lost their jobs.
This caused lots of couples who originally wanted children to postpone, or even flot out
cancelled their plans to ever have kids, because they had no idea when, or if, their income
would ever recover.
A study conducted in Japan on Mayer's Women's A-18 to 50, who literally intended to
have kids before the pandemic, found that 20% of them postponed bearing a child.
Even after society recovered, inflation and housing costs soared.
much killing overall purchasing power.
That fact doesn't help someone like George, though, with how expensive things are nowadays,
what would adding a kid to the mix?
Oh, looks like he found the birth control pills.
Of course, before getting married, the couple have been dating for several years, and
like most couples, they've had their fair share of pregnancy scares.
But in today's age, if you're able to catch it in time, there's nothing a good trip
to the pharmacy won't fix, actually a pregnancy prevention has never been more prevalence
and history. As of 2023, IUDs, for example, became one of the most widely used form of reversible
contraceptive in the United States. The availability of the sectemies are common permanent
way for male birth control and are usually reversible with a high-successory if the reversals
perform within 10 years. Heck, there even talks and experimentation with a male birth control
pill as well. I don't know, I think you've full commit. If you get a vasectomy,
me, bro, you'd be full commitment of a sack of me.
That's like, I feel like guys are having the sack of me's in their mid-late thirties.
However, was the overturning of me?
I remember when it was a big social deal that retin link got the sack of me's.
That's like, they got them together.
They were like, two breads, they're just like, and it's about that time, we get that, uh,
we, we, they did, yeah, and that's, I'm thinking a history wrong.
in a rat and the link get the sanctities. Yes. They both got the sanctities together in 2017.
They visited the same doctor for the procedure and provided moral support for each other. I
remember they did like challenges and shit. They both got the sanctities at the same time.
Together, we'll probably not in the same room, but like same day, Roe V Wade as recently as
It takes like 15 minutes or some shit. I'm pretty sure it's like a short ass surgery.
It's 22. Many states in America have restricted access to safe abortion care, resulting in an average
birth rate increase of 2.3% in said states. Although the national fertility rate still remains low,
which one can make the assumption that amongst this uncertainty adults are more careful and fearful
now more than ever. I wonder how this change affects Georgia's thought process on when he
you would have to kid himself.
Well, while he figures that out,
let's put our hands together for it.
It really is, it's like, it's not even just,
I've always said I support abortion, right?
And there's, you know, a million reasons why,
but I think if you want to get to like,
the economic relationship sense of abortion,
it's like, it all the other methods of not having a kid fail
and you end up finding out your pregnant, like, three weeks after.
You're getting the decision of basically staying where you are
in your life and settling down for the rest of your life or having an abortion because not only is it a financial
limiter, but also a social and lifelong limiter of the capability of being able to pursue your dreams in life.
Well, a lot of people say in allerborgen's chat, I think you might be in the trunk, but you might be in the mong.
I don't know if you thought I agreed with you.
I'm not saying, obviously you could have your own beliefs, religious, whatever.
But I think there are a very arguable 10 to 15 different reasons
unlike why abortion should be legal.
And I'm not even just talking about in the sense of like rape and incest,
but also just like for the life of the mother.
If it's not in the third trimester, if it's early on,
on caught early on if it's a needed thing for the other reasons that I just stated, right?
Like, if you're a woman and you're 24, right, and you get pregnant, and three weeks
in, you realize you're pregnant, four weeks in, you realize you're pregnant, and you're
just starting out in your career, you're thinking of switching jobs, moving cities, and
being able to do all this.
And now you're getting hit with the position of either I'm going to lock in what I'm doing
right now for the rest of my life, for having you kid.
A lot of them are going to choose to not have that kid.
You can say, I don't really care.
I have a job with the stuff instead of thinking
of the rate versus thinking of the 1000 buddies.
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Joe, thank you for this set. Jim, as how are you? I am 23. Most of the people saying this
are 13. Yeah, and men. Plus kids, we are 10 men. These namesples to me, something. Jim
as less kids and his watt all of them, but most of the people that are saying out right
right now are like 15 years old and a guy.
I feel that's me, our new parents in the 1980s.
And like most parents, they've had a thrilling time racing there to kids so far.
However, times of...
I think it's the idea that it's the idea of approach choice, right?
I'm not saying you need a supportive portion, but to say,
I think it's like that conversation should only be restricted to women.
Right, in that sense.
Like, obviously, I'm sharing my opinion,
but that's why I'm like approach choice,
you know, figured out if you would have the fucking one in that sense.
Because it's like...
You always say yes, it's the woman's body woman's choice, but also in the sense of like, hey, if you're talking about abortion as a guy from a guy's standpoint
And you're like, well, they should never do that. Then people could obviously tell you, okay, well, if you're a guy and you believe that you should just never have sex unless you're a muster wanting to have a kid
Which is not what you're gonna do, right? Because every guy that says that also wants to fuck
Sometimes they don't want to wear a condom, and then but they don't want to have a kid
Right, and they know they don't want to have a kid right because so it's like I know people to and a lot of people that would be like I'm against abortion
If you got a girl pregnant you would want her to have an abortion
I'm not saying you should do that. It's the woman's choice. She could have paired the kid. She could have a kid if she's gonna have a kid
You got to be there for the kid, but
But right a lot of people have this opinion for others, but not in themselves
He even, thank you for this app.
I'm not saying that of everybody as well, but, you know, I think it's a complex conversation
that needs to be had, and there's a million different, you know, things you could talk
about in reasons you could give for one side or the other, I'm not religious at all.
I think a lot of people that are against abortion are, and I think a lot of the arguments
are out there are not scientific or philosophical, but rather religious, and so that already
is like, I kind of tune that out.
I don't believe in God so it's compared to the previous at-sense decades as unlike the past
Jim and does not
Shaining you or angry at you if you do. I'm just I think this is like you know, I'm gonna share my take here
Steve didn't decide to get married or half kids until they're late 20s
The reason being is that it's taking a human life take-in
I would not say that it's a human life for a variety of reasons
I would say that if it does not have a functioning heart and or brain it could not be considered a human
and you can say that it could become a human, which is what they told me in Catholics
for in theology, was that it was like to be playing an apple seed, the only thing that
could come of it is an apple tree, but it's not trees still an apple seeding, it's a combination
of the sperm in the egg and in that sense, you know, you jerk it off in the jagulating
into tissues, also extremely immoral, right, in the same sense, because you're taking something
that could potentially be life, because all the sperm could become is a combination of an
to a child, right? But I'm also going off like the government's rules of like what is considered
a human legally of like whether or not something's alive or dead, and people that are
brain dead are not considered alive in the government's eyes, and therefore something without
a brain could not be considered alive. So I think that's the train of thought that I'm going down.
I know a lot of people don't write in your own different reasons, but that's like my response
to somebody saying it's murder, right?
At the A.E. saw the increasing trend of women pursuing higher education and entering the
workforce more than ever before, delay marriage and child bearing for a little bit later
on in life.
This isn't the 50s or the 60s where the cultural expectation of the West or that women
are meant to be financially dependent on their husbands.
At this time, remember, next time you spill your seed to donate two dogs to your local
church.
Now more common for women to seek their own financial dependence, separate from a partner,
and desire pursuing a job they're passionate in as well.
Like that's what I'm saying.
Like it's a moral, that says that in the Bible.
That was just a Bible reference.
So donate two turtle dogs if you spoil your seed.
It's not a joke.
I'm not trying to be funny.
I'm more so saying it in the sense that the conversation that you're going to have
of like, okay, well, that's murder.
I would say in the same sense of like, we'll be on the thing that could come to
human is if it's an egg, you could say you jerking off as effectively killing the
sensuality of having a child.
I'm not trying to be funny.
Send you our thinking for the free.
Love every state's taking you here in life, we have no problem with the death penalty.
Yeah, as well, so many people, so many people, no problem with the death penalty, no problem
with deportations of legal immigrants killing them or other shit.
It's just like, it's contradictory.
uh... jett had taken to the south of the south meaning to need to
the south in and it's a big of the rate
i don't agree with the death penalty not because i don't think that it's
extremely the moral or anything i don't agree with the death penalty because i
think it's financially
irresponsible for the death penalty to exist and i think death is an easier way out
than life in prison
i think that's its own conversation itself i think the death penalty isn't
an extent something as i think it's necessarily moral
more so the idea that it literally costs more money in as much a much more
more complicated process to kill a human, then just keep them in prison.
Stop being an idiot, you're smarter than this.
Brother, I mean, I've thought this way for a while.
You could be mad at me, but you know, you're going to be mad at me.
First of all, let's just say respectful at this point.
I mean, I don't think I've been rooted all.
The common I need about the two turtle dogs may have come off as, you know, a bit of a
but it does say that, right?
Like, I'm just saying,
it does say that.
Sign for the sub-strawberry,
because that'll go out of thinking of the prey.
Love your videos to make me happy,
take you, send your off to the sub.
Let's lock in, chat.
Let's lock in.
Let's move on back into the video here.
Let's career it growth.
This meant that the opportunity cause
for a woman to get married
and have a kid young was much higher in the 80s than it was for her mother or I'm not going to watch you anymore.
Oh, like, bro, I'm not being an ass.
Like, I think I'm like very averagely sharing my opinion here.
Like, I'm not going to watch you.
Okay, bro, like I'm, you just lost a follower.
Okay.
I like that, it's just bro, because all I'm not like, aggressively being like, you're a monster, you know, like, I'm literally saying, hey, this is why a abortion makes sense and then you're like, you're a murderer, Joe.
Okay, Brad.
Like, psych of this up.
Moving many to the latest milestones until they feel comfortable enough in their career aspirations to do so.
As a result, the number of safe child-bearing years decrease, lowering the total number of children
per family as a whole. As a matter of fact, the average amount of children per family in the 80s were roughly
1.9 kits, even lower than the replacement level. I got a rewind, bro. I don't even remember what
I'll tell you, saying.
You said a toy for a woman, sure to abort to pursue a career.
No, I do not.
I said that might be a reason why she would want to.
I didn't say she should do that.
It's her choice.
You know, see, I'd be a pro choice.
I said there's a million reasons why somebody would want to have an abortion,
I think that rates, whether or not they had that kid
for in-sashual processes, whether it was something
that they were ready for a kid emotionally,
fiscally, financially, mentally, you know, whatever
that may be.
Let's move on.
If you want to disagree with me, that's fine.
But don't make up shit that I said.
It's already taken to the parade.
Gags, I think, at the start.
The fact that many kid can pregnant
on the field, you see your birth, it takes okay,
it's just one of the times the kid is insane to me,
and makes sense.
The fact that this is the legal and state of the South
Academy, that's for thinking of the South site,
thinking of the South, strawberry and gacks,
I think of the South.
Look, two kids just a decade earlier.
All this to say, motherhood and marriage
was no longer seen as-
And then also it's just like, I don't know,
it's just, I get mad at the contradictions
right from a lot of guys that'll be like,
abortions murder, they don't want to have an abortion,
but they also don't want to pay child support
or be involved in the child's life
that they would then have.
And I'm not saying that of everybody, but like the amount of men that'll be like abortions murder,
but then also not want to take care of the child, or fiscally, you know, financially support that child is insane.
Like...
That's the only socially acceptable.
Like, I'm not mad at the belief that you have, but like, brother, you can't have to, like,
they're literally just fucking exact opposite opinions from one another.
The entity taking this up.
Have four-a-woman to take.
As a side note, it is kind of funny to know that there are genuine studies I show a loose connection between women getting more educated and just not wanting kids.
New kids weren't the only change Jim and testing made to their lives.
Haven't been born and raised in rural America.
I mean, that's one of the points I was making.
You're a young woman.
You have so much of your life and things that you want to do.
Like, your life is no longer as a woman just being told to you that you're a child there, right, in a home care.
Like, there's so much more women can do.
And I'm not trying to do this as like some sort of like,
who male savior like Glaze. I'm just saying like if you were one of them that's how you would proceed it for the birth of their first child's
They decided they wanted it not always right there are women that are pro life. I'm just saying like that's why women don't want to have kids as much now
And that's why women a lot of the time to support abortion more than men taste of the city life
and clearly there weren't the only ones the 1980s so I massive shift of
of migration to urban areas and not only America, but all across the world.
The problem with this though is that city life means smaller living spaces, higher costs
for like everything, including housing and childcare, and overall less time for larger families
as the opportunities found in a city can consume more time.
In other words, if gymnasts wife's super-lead wanted to have a bigger family, a big
coniscrut themselves over, speaking of screwing himself over financially, Georgia still
What odds with his decision of whether or not it makes sense for him his wife to have a child?
He wanted to be better to rip the bandit off early and got a married slash high kids younger,
however they were both pursuing careers heavily at the time.
So a young parenthood would have halted their ambitions for sharing, especially for his wife
who decided to go for her PhD program.
Which, of course, unlike the past, not only is it a social norm for women to pursue higher education,
it's almost an expectation to just survive financially.
In the 2020s, the average age for women to get married in America is 28 years old and
30 for men.
The reason why that's such a big deal for birth rate is because in many cultures, most
births occur within the context of the marriage.
So the later people decide to tie the knot, the less fertile child bearing years they have
to be able to birth.
Yeah, because most women are probably going to stop having kids around 35.
With multiple kids, and a couple of times the knot when they were both 29.
Oh, looks like he's getting a call for his mom.
Ever since moving halfway across the country to live in New York, George and his wife's
respective families have been reaching out to them more often, which lies another problem
with raised in children in the 2020s, which is typically found primarily in the western
world.
For centuries of human, we saw you check your phone, I found right there, I was refreshing
chat.
time, raising a child, almost a blanking a chat.
The most literally took a village.
It wasn't just the mom and dad, but grandparents, great grandparents, neighbors, close
family friends, aunts, uncles, cousins, trusted school teachers, church groups, especially
during a time where villages and farm life were where people primarily lived.
Mothers and fathers of new babies have a reassurance to know that they had a wealth of support
backing them every step of the way.
Not just unfortunately, not the case for the modern divided world we live in today.
With urbanization and the ability to connect with anyone anywhere in the world, thanks
to technology, it became more common for parents to be to choose to live far away from
any support system they may have had access to previously.
Unfortunately, grandma is an extortion anymore to take the kids 21 and have a date night
or provide emotional supports.
Making it more difficult to justify having larger families in today's age.
As now, the usual expectation is that racing child is a two-person job, or some cases, even
one.
Let's move on.
Let's get into like single parenting, and yeah, the rise of divorce from the 90s.
We'll not have more kids.
You could probably guess what this section's going to be about.
We'll not have more kids as a father in the 90s.
To a handsome son and a beautiful daughter that he adores with all his heart.
However, even Will can admit it was not an easy role to get to this point in their relationship.
Unlike the other examples in the previous decades, Will is a single father, recently divorced
from his previous wife for five years.
And unfortunately for the rest of society, Will was not uncommon in his situation.
As divorce rates of married couples began to rise in spite of the 1980s, with a record
I have 22.6 divorces per 1,000 married women in 1981 in comparison.
Wow!
What's the divorce rate now?
Isn't it like one in three?
It's pretty sure like one in three families are divorced.
How many families are divorced in the US percent?
percentage. 50 percent? No! 41 percent of all first marriages end in divorce in 50 percent
of all marriages will end in divorce or separation. Holy fuck man. That can't be right. 50 percent.
I mean that's why I always say don't write about your parents divorce on your college paper
because nobody gives a shit.
Coming from a divorce.
Family coming from a divorce family.
It's because it doesn't make you,
not that nobody cares.
I'm saying it, I'm just being blunt in the sense of like,
it doesn't, it's not something that's appealing
on a college level.
Like I thought about writing about like growing up
with like a single mom, like, it doesn't matter, right?
It's so common, it doesn't differentiate you
from the other applicants.
And in 1960, they were only 9.2 divorces per 1,000 women, although the divorce rate.
And not that I want to make, I feel like I said that too bluntly, not that I don't take
it sad if you get divorced.
I'm sorry for anybody that has divorced parents or reasonably divorced parents.
This is coming from somebody with the birth parents.
I didn't mean for it.
I feel like I came off as like, I don't know if he cares.
I'm saying the college applicants don't care.
not college applicants, cap of the college, applicant, readers down here.
In the 90s, did decline in the level off, it was not by that much, and divorce was starting
to become a norm in society.
As we'll see in the case of will not have no kids, divorce is a common cause for people
to not have more kids.
As the emotional exhaustion of finding a new partner to commit your life too, and the fear
of instability of the future tends to deter people from adding more kids to the next,
even if they did remarry later on.
There is a fear of repeating old mistake so to speak, and in the 90s, single parent households
became more visible.
The average child rate per family in the 1990s was roughly 1.87 kids, slightly down from the
1.9 last decade and the 3.6 of the 1950s.
And if you thought divorce was unstable in the 90s, imagine that coupled with early 1990s
recession.
In the early 90s, post-class savings alone crashes and the Persian Gulf Crisis unemployment
reached an all-time high of 7.8% by mid 1992.
As usual, layoffs were everywhere, wages stayed the same,
and tons of homeowners lost equity in their homes,
which, of course, affects future family planning.
Do you think you'd be having more kids
when the job market is as such a little point?
Yeah, I didn't think so.
George didn't think so either.
With him and his wife's combined income,
they would be considered middle-class earners in America.
The problem, however, when you compare the purchasing power
of a middle-class household in the 90s versus a middle-class household in the 2020s
is that the price of many consumer goods the past three decades has nearly doubled.
$20.95 had the equivalent purchasing power of $38.41 and 2022.
So although we are objectively making more money these days, our money has not.
$20.995 of the equivalent purchasing power of $38.20.22.
Wait, Jack, can I have a take and I want to hear your opinion on it?
Let's ruffle some more feathers.
I think that a job should offer you a equal rate of pay increase
to at least match the rise of inflation every year.
Like if inflation's at 3% per year for the devaluation of dollar,
your wage pay should match that to where you're still.
Because I think part of the problem is people get raises,
But when you get a raise, your raise is still not enough to fix the amount that you're now losing off of the devaluation of your own dollar.
Like if you're gonna give a raise, that raise should at least be equal to or above whatever that mathematically works out to for how many more thousands of dollars or hundreds of dollars that you're owed.
22. 22. So although we, because it's like, brother, like, mother fuckers be offering, and I understand
this like minimum wage job work, too. But like, mother fuckers will be getting like a quarter
of fucking hour raise per year. I'm like, that's dog shit. That is horrible. Like, what are
we doing? Or objectively making more money these days. Our money has not kept up with inflation
at all. George feels a special path for parents who have additional expenses just for their
children outside of face-to-face necessities, especially if you're one of that
razor-taxist. Oh, it depends if you jump tax brackets, but yeah, you would get
tax more, but you would also have more of a take-home. You'd more more money for
the government, too. It would just be hard to get business to see even do that
because it would never be required. That's like canceling out inflation to pay
matches and inflation is not really inflation or a tweaking. Well, you would have
the cut, no, because there would still be a, it would still, it wouldn't be
matched, right? Inflation would still exist because you would have to pay people
more money but then with the like the problem is inflation goes up and so the cost of goods
go up but your rage stays the same and when your rage goes up your rage doesn't actually
match what the inflation rate is. So you're getting paid like 1.5% more but money's devalued
more than you're getting paid. A single parent with a co-parent that isn't helping out as much
as you like them to. As of today approximately 40% of all marriages ended divorce.
While lessen the highs of the 80s and 90s, all that means is that there are still
an influx of people who will be deterred from having more kids in the future, or
ever having kids at all.
Maybe if this gentleman has something to say about that, let's introduce ourselves to
James.
James as one keyed.
I wonder how many kids he has.
James has one kid.
And him and his wife, this...
That's if we never talked about it, that's where I got it.
This one keyed.
I don't even like, oh, he is one kid.
I wonder how many kids he has, James has one kid.
And him and his wife decided that by design.
At first, it was because of personal preference.
Although James's wife Carla lost five,
this is like this is the chat generation and mine, 2002.
Being a mother, it finds it fulfilling.
The physical, emotional, and mental toll of pregnancy
isn't something she would be excited to go through a second time.
However, she was open to the idea for a little bit,
but then in the earth.
percent we, yes we. The majority of my chatters were probably born between 1999 and 2008.
Early 2000s, the dot-com bust occurred. As usual with all the other economic crises in years past,
millions of people lost their jobs or savings. This one in particular was pretty harsh because
since his primarily hurt the tech market, it's targeted college-educated workers no-most.
Which happens to be the same group of people most likely to start having?
Yeah, some other fucker just said 2017 and chat and I swear to God, yeah, this is a troll.
See, this is a fucking goblin.
Most of the 2021, anyone?
Yeah, you're fucking four years old.
Okay.
Families later in life.
And let's not forget the O.A. crisis I've been in.
Same deal, but now unemployment hit 10% in the United States.
And the number of people aged 25 to 34 living with parents grows from 11%
in 2000 to 22% in 2010.
Oh, so high now.
I feel like average of it's very normal
with your parents to your like in your mid-20s,
like even like late 20s for some people.
How up to day, how many,
or how old do people live with their parents?
Over half of 18 to 24 year olds of other parents
and 19% of 25 to 34 year olds.
I feel like dude, 19 to 34,
that's what you used to be like zero in the 50s.
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I think of the subject, I think of the subject.
Again, chat, we are at $7,000 for PCRF,
matching that 14K right now, Doug.
The 2008 recession was the final nail in the coffin
for a lot of families, including James and Carla,
experiencing two historic economic...
My brother's 21 and he has no girl friend.
and last time he tried he got rejected.
You know why are you flaming your big bro and chat?
Let me tell you my brother is a bomb.
Down turns with Findus in decade
discouraged a lot of couples from becoming parents
or desiring more children.
Having a child was seen less as an emotional need
and more of a financial risk.
As a matter of fact, there was a historic drop
in for children's grade after 2008.
Actually in the U.S. there was more than 3.4 million fewer babies that were born between
2008 and 2015 and what were on the topic of the 2010s?
This was a decade where everything changed for society.
The average birth rate per family and the 2000s and the 2010s were roughly 1.87 kids.
By this point, it's become the expectation for women to pursue careers after college.
However, a woman's career entry often overlaps with their most fertile years between
825-35.
Which, unfortunately, in a lot of cases, means that women are often forced to choose between
being a mother or having a successful career, or delay having a child until they feel like
they need it.
On top of the fact that a lot of jobs discriminate against new mothers in a workplace with
a bias against hiring mothers, because they assume they are less committed or less available
for more demanding roles, and the fear of taking too long to break between jobs just to
raise a newborn, more and more women find it difficult to justify motherhood.
But everyone has a biological clock, and the longer some awaits, the less likely and less
safest for them to bear a child.
The 2010s also saw the rise of social media and access to technology on a greater scale
than ever before.
And it will make that gain more mainstream recognition throughout both the 2000s and...
I, you know, I was just going to, I was going to ignore that.
Most of the chat that I do miss, but I look over a chat and I see, I saw you look at chat,
that was kind of cute.
Brother.
Brother.
The 2010s was the child-free movement.
Where adults are open and proud of their conscious choice to not have kids, even if they have
the ability to.
This made it more comfortable for people who sequely have no desire to have children.
feels societal pressure too to not feel like they're alone and they're believed and it does suck
to you're machin' to just end in that bloodline bro. I feel like I'm like genetically required to have a kid, you know?
Like I would want to have a kid one day anyway, but I feel like I'm also like, I don't know, you know?
Like I'm alive because for, you know, a fucking billion years, not billion years, but billion years
just have a long since the early multi-cellular life started, you know, they haven't died.
They keep fucking, you know, and those little marnits that were in the ground when the dinosaurs,
you know, were alive were just humped at each other.
And now that's been going on generation after generation, now I'm here.
Now I feel the last part of Losey.
Explain, like I'm saying, every generation before me,
obviously had a kid, and that's why I'm a lie.
So I feel like to pay respect, I have to have a kid.
Feel like you're in the mind room.
That's not the reason I wanna have a kid, by the way.
I'm saying that is part of the mindset there.
Obviously, I think it would be nice to be able to like
raise the kid to be themselves and like foster, you know, their capability to succeed and
be creative and let a life because I think the idea being able to live while confusing
is also a beautiful, but it's like also, I'm like a video game character that's like
the chosen one, you know.
What do you think about process and that you'll be judged by everyone else, namely your
parents, but so the online visibility of the movement confirms your intelligence at
The Dermany.
Let it roll!
The reasons and makes more people feel confident in their decision.
It is really annoying though to know that there's a stigma around people choosing to go
a child free and speaking of stigma, that brings us back to the 2020s.
As we saw throughout the previous decades, there's way more than one reason as to
why some of which choose not to have a kid, and why it seems every generation is chasing
I'm just gonna do it, hold on.
Sobs are out here.
He's playing on his act.
He plays, he plays rocket league on an Xbox.
Sun.
Are we, bro, what?
Oh my God, that's part of the reason he sucks.
Why does he do that?
Why is he not playing on a computer or duty?
Can I fucking what 240 Hertz?
360's.
It's like an epic musical Xbox Spotify.
Should I send him a song suggestion?
Tell him to throw on this.
What team, what how epic this is with Jinxie playing?
Yo, let me DJ that motherfucker stream bro, look at that.
That was perfect timing to mid crash out. What does he forget out of this?
He's listening to funk music right now. All right, let's finish this video.
Tomorrow's family is in the last one. But I think the thing that sucks most of all is when so nice
Why you don't want kids apparently just telling them you simply don't want to isn't enough as it becoming a parent is your sole purpose for being on his earth
And you have to justify your choice as to why you don't want to be one funny enough almost every reason we've discussed so far
or had a tie in with something financial, you know, with something tangible.
But there are intental reasons and beliefs people hold
that have transpired throughout every decade.
But you know, I also think it's like this imminent fear
that like, if you all have kids,
where you're gonna die alone and sad,
like, I'm not trying, I'm not saying that's the case.
I think that's a fear in my mind of like,
your kids are the ones that go to your funeral, bro.
Like, your kids are the ones that are like,
have in other kids and then you got like a family, you know, like you're the
lack, if you would say you're not in kids, I respect it, right? But it's like
that's a scary thing to be like, I'm the last in line, you know, like say
you're an only child and you're not, I'm not having kids. You're saying I'm
the last guy, you know, I'm cutting it off here, right? I'm parents
died. Nobody left. Parents died. Nobody left. That's just you.
Particularly, the 2020s by far.
Conflict after conflict, war after war, the psychic turned the news and there's a new
once in a lifetime kind of cosmic event affecting the generation.
There are people who are generally turned off by the world and for good reason, disillusioned
by all the evil, despair, and suffering taking place that they can't morally justify bringing
a child into this world knowing how bad it is and know hope for it to get better soon.
So, uh, passed down in Toronto.
Some people just come from screwed up families, and they're self-aware enough to know that
they can't guarantee that they won't pass down those generational curses.
Also, maybe it has nothing to do with morality at all.
Maybe people simply just don't want the additional stress and effort building a family
from scratch can bring.
There are some people that look at other people's babies and see nothing but joy and love.
And you're into having one of their own.
Others look at that same baby and see nothing but added stress and responsibility.
have no. And say how the fuck you raise a child, bro, like that's the hardest thing to do in
life. Like you're literally not, it's not like you're just keeping them alive, bro, like you're
molding somebody in a way to be able to like live. Oh, desire to birth one. And both people are
completely normal in their thought process. It's just unfortunate when you have family members.
We'll select your parents or grandparents who are expecting a grandchild or great grandchild
and you have that peer pressure and fear of disappointing them.
But hey, it's better to not be apparent at all
than to be a reluctant parent
that takes out all their frustration on their kids.
Kid, like if you know you're going to be a shitty ass father,
don't have a kid.
It might even be like, if you're like, I want to have a kid,
but I know I'm going to be a horrible dad.
Don't have a kid.
Speaking of, I think it's time we're checking on George.
Some things tell me he's finally made up his mind.
Now George, here's what the audience has to wait for.
After doing your consideration, do we?
Honestly, I didn't expect my child to learn a lot of things by himself.
Hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm, just put him in a room.
Hold figure it out.
Do you want to have kids?
Now I get what you're saying, I get what you're saying, but it's like for the first
like four years of your kids life you basically have to teach them everything, you know,
everything, every part of their ass, every part of their life, oh f*** no.
Wow, I really did like that video, don't you f***ing tie-reaks Simmons?
The apex of love should have been said, I go and of course I've been said to Lulu because
I've been on this thinking for the 125 dollar doughnut at PCRRF King for the sub-Johnathan
for the 3th, GM Robleses vs. Platinum on my dog's life.
What?
What do you mean worse?
Oh, like they're not as good.
I don't know.
I think like Platinum most video games is full of a lot of weirdly ranked people in vastly
different scale sets.
Is that actually, is that an agreeable take?
I think it depends on the rank, but I think every video game has a rank where you have
a lot of players that have potential that is six to seven,
not trying to make a joke, six to seven divisions above
where they are now and people that should be there,
like an average player, and then people that are much worse
but got boosted.
So when you're in a platinum lobby,
you have games where your teammates feel like you're playing
with people that are GM because they should be, right?
And then you have people that are,
that you're playing with better like,
really made in like this is okay this is real flat right now not to say that I've
everybody and it's not an excuse for why you're that rank you should be able to
fucking you know pick up your route straps to get out of flat during flat but I
mean it is part of the problem of like a mid to heat tight to your rank like
wherever the average rank is like say the average rank is gold to I think if you
You have a platform, like say it's gold one,
gold two, gold three, gold four, and then like
platform, right?
I think if the average rank is gold two,
platforms the hell queue.
Where you have people that are definitely better
than that, but they're somehow stuck there.
And then you have people that are like way worse.
That shouldn't be there anymore.
And so it's just like doom, killing, ranked games of like
people that suck, and then amazing God squad teams.
Like, whenever I'm in Platinum video game,
I think you have games,
you rarely have like a double OT close game.
If you're solo-tuning in Platinum,
you're either rolling them or they're rolling you.
And it's like almost always one of the other.
And then you'll have games where it's like in-between,
but I feel like those are the games that are fun.
You know, it's not fun to just pop stop in my opinion.
I think it's fun to be able to actually like play, you know?
I want to win the game, obviously.
But I think a game to me is one where my heart's pounding
and I'm fucking like TPing to sight
and trying to get it like close to where we're going to tea
versus it being something where it's like,
you know, you're in a valiant lobby and you fucking 13-4.
You know?
Like that's not fun.
It what's fun is like you win like 13-10.
Like that's like who knows a close game, but it's good.
I gotta figure it for something,
I'm gonna say give one to 25.
I love it's key for the sub.
Abbey, figure it for the 45, the PCRF.
Jonathan, figure it for the three.
Jim, I got a Jeff going one and five
with a big U.V. won't switch
and one eights, fighter and fixer or penny parkers.
Caesar and Bojack, figure it for the sub, serve the sub.
I'm gonna have to take though, as well.
Also, Abbey, figure it for the 45, and the PCRF.
I'm gonna have to take that.
What was I gonna say?
Sorry, the TH, C drink, sent me.
Um, wow, Spider-Man's, that's what it was.
If I'm in a lobby, you know, take it out of the sub-only as well.
I reen sub-only now.
Then I put it in sub-only.
I'm gonna have to take that.
If I'm in a lobby with a Spider-Man Insta-Lock,
that I'm gonna have a bad time.
Most of the time, maybe it's because of the rank that I'm in,
but I think that if I get into a lobby,
And it is, wow, it's like we let the flood dates out.
We're free!
I'm gonna have to take though that if you're in a lobby
and you got like an InstaLock Spider-Man
or what's like another Ask character in like Marvel Levels
that asks, but like they're either really good
or really bad.
Wolverine.
Like if you have an InstaLock Wolverine or Spider-Man,
they're either really good or really fucking bad
and there's no in-between.
Or, yeah, you can, I mean blackware
people joke about, but I was going to say, uh, Scarlet Litch, Scarlet Litch, you're going
to, you're going to, you're going to Scarlet Litch lock. Very, they're really fucking bad
or really good. And like, I usually lean towards really bad because I think they don't know
how to play anybody but Wanda. Because you just hold left click.
Haseo and Choc and I for the double Oreo for the sub. All right. Anyways.
Do we want to watch this video or one that was serious video? I feel like that I don't really
think that was a philosophy video, but it ended up kind of being one like that would maybe go on the
philosophy channel for the birthright one. Do we want to watch the parallel worlds video or something
last serious? So I feel like this might be pretty serious. Jonathan, thank you for the three of
They're definitely taking people to do it.
People need to know to switch and viewer that high of a rank in what's your peak rank, GM.
But I got to grind this even.
Yeah, I'm going to test real quick that we're going to happen to another video.
Do a pole real quick.
You
You
What won the poll?
Oh, less years.
Where, HV, thank you for the sub.
Yeah, we usually do like one, one semi-serious season.
My serious serious react a stream
Serious meaning we're chat crashes out on each other. We'll watch serious videos all the time. All right, we'll be this one
Hold up, I have a bugger
No
Once scheduled one never today's reacts chat. Here's the schedule today's reacts. We got one more react. We're gonna do tomorrow
So I'm going to be live at like 330 we're going to do minecraft of fortnight practice
in for the tournament.
Tuesday I'm not live.
Wednesday we're going to be doing the fortnight journey and then the fifth to the
ninth.
So this Thursday through next Monday I'm not live.
I will be doing two vlogs.
One of which I'll do the two to three.
One of which I'll be doing at least a segment of one of your guys' ideas.
The peer 39 go to see the sea lions.
I could have alpha trasm, go get bread, do a bar hopping,
seeing much other stuff.
But I'll be making YouTube videos,
but I will not be live.
I'll be posting on the YouTube every day
that I'm gone now outside of maybe Tuesday.
Having taken $35 on on on on on on on on a weekends,
taking $10 close, taking $5 each week
for the subs use, taking the sub as well.
That's your chain.
If you haven't, if you're with a lot of skins,
I didn't play video, so much I've been obsessed with.
When we're back, we're grinding out
to see a new game drops.
Gonna be doing the Etsy review things
to do in much other shit too.
What else?
AJ, we have another charity stream late February, and then we're doing one in March for
FK.
Chat, my mic is fine.
My mic is fine.
My mic is fine.
My mic is fine.
I don't know why we're saying mic hello.
My is fine.
Are we trolling?
Why do people keep saying mic's fine every time I walk back?
I don't, I like I'm just not.
All right.
one more video of the day. What do we want to watch? We have any short horror videos
do you? I kind of want to lock into like a fucking scary bed. But not one that's
like a chilling scares. I don't want to watch Mr. Nightmare. Short horror films.
Potentially. Potentially. AC and official comes up with the worst horror films ever, so we're not gonna watch theirs.
Oh, showing scares. No.
Ehh, no.
I'm down to watch like random ass sure horror films though.
Baby, I think this one I think this one's good
These are just some random ones you guys have requested
Well, do you like to or three because they're like nine minutes
Animated ones the animated ones the problem is brother so hit or mess
Is the issue
Okay, ooh, this one looks good too, fuck.
The claimant and the convenience store will watch both of these, now they're not watching
Bob and me today.
All right, lock in, so just take him to the sub, double short horror film time, I don't
watch this in a while.
The convenience store.
I don't like it. I don't like it there all the while.
Yeah, I know mom, but I need the money. We need it.
Look, you don't have to worry it's dead here.
It's not right. It's not safe.
The security cam is everywhere.
I don't trust check out the security cam.
Security cam doesn't mean you're safe,
it just means that they're going to catch the guy who fucking kills you.
I can't believe it can't see that worry me.
Look, mom, it's late. I need to study.
Go to bed, please.
Okay.
Let's get some drops of the pan.
Mom?
Mm.
Mm.
Mm.
Mm.
Mm.
Mm.
Mm.
Mm.
Mm.
Was this fucking five minutes at Freddy's?
He's 6 cameras, eh.
Eh, eh, eh, eh, eh.
It's the same fucking front.
Why do we have 6 cameras?
It all six of them are pointing at the same thing.
I'm not six canors, six monitors.
So she did ask where she's in the middle of nowhere.
I'm going to be here.
My pleasure to ask on outside.
If you thought you heard some shippling, you just like lock the door.
It's like you, Tommy.
Hey, Cura.
You know, you really shouldn't be here on your own.
One more person tells me that I need to leave a square.
Look, I'll take the fuck to that side.
Even the dead cannot escape climate change.
Look, I'll take a straight-up.
Promise.
Come on, what do your parents do if they can turn down a doctor anyway?
It depends on the doctor.
Go ahead and get out.
Well, you promised to call me if the bus doesn't show.
It'll show.
That.
Thanks, Tommy.
Wow, what a boring ass job. Oh my god dude, being alone at a corner store in the middle
of nowhere, just fucking re-stocking shit and then doing fuck all. I would literally bring
my gaming PC into the back and just fucking doom cue. Oh my god. If this is like a family
run restaurant or not restaurant, family run convenience store, I feel like I would literally
just like do nothing, just do nothing.
Bro, I'm peeping who it is on the camera first.
I mean the doors open, Brahms is thinking it's the wind.
I don't think I'm immediately going to like, ah, there's something a foot here.
Hello.
Hello.
I yo got that fucking empty hello call out.
Like I'm not gonna shit on it because I know a lot of people would probably be doing that
shit be like hello who's there.
But like you ain't got any B plan if they respond.
You know there's like that empty hello.
If you heard a mother fucker go
In the shadows you fucking freak out
I'm getting in my car and dipping bro. That's your just turns on by itself.
Hey Tommy, it's Kira here.
Alright, Kira.
This place is really starting to freak me out. The doorbell keeps going nuts.
I just... I need to get out of here.
That was unexpected.
Kira called for me so soon.
What the hell?
Uh, hold on, some things wrong.
Why would you hang up?
Somebody's in the store, bro.
What?
I'd be like, nah.
I'm a state you stay on the phone.
I don't know where I am.
Oh my god.
I'm constantly at the face.
I was like, oh my god.
What are you gonna tell him, where you gonna tell him, where you gonna tell him, where's the ghost?
Er... er's a ghost!
Yeah, you've lied about an intruder.
I like to catch light, I like to just fly.
The doors are pulled, not a push.
Come in!
Hello?
Don't come in!
I don't know man, I mean like if I didn't see a physical creature, would I be scared?
I would definitely be concerned, but I wouldn't be like there's something in there.
Like if the force pulled the backpack off my body, I don't think I would run into the room
that she's in, I think I would have darted out the door.
Chatter Freddy?
Oh, I'm sure no Freddy, I'm so awesome.
I got a Chatter Freddy.
Oh, that's fine.
Put the fuck with that thing.
There's a lot of people on the roof.
You can see me.
They are cool.
They are of a style of...
...want to make a stop on the roof.
We will be back soon.
We will be back soon.
We will be back soon.
I'll be back soon.
There's no way I can get out of here.
I am going to get out of here.
Just go.
Here you are.
Come out here.
Tony.
I'll have hell know it, Minnex.
Tommy, I'm coming out.
Tommy?
What the hell?
Weave! Weave!
No, sir chance Tommy's dead steal his car
Get the fuck out now. It's gonna be in the back seat
It gets in the bar
Tommy
Oh, you can't see it.
All right, that last scare was pretty laughter.
I always say though, I feel like at that point you got to do some shit that's going
to throw the ghost off, starting to sing a peanut butter jelly time, peanut butter jelly,
peanut butter jelly, peanut butter jelly, peanut butter jelly, peanut butter jelly, like
you're going to kill you then, you just start breaking out and song and dance.
All right, Odie for the sub-biscing of the Thai sub, Colin Vibes, CJV, Agent 670 for the
I got your little 510 Calant thinking of the sub-hardy thinking of the 10, all right, yeah, lock-in, that's not even the sub, the clayman.
What do you think this one's going to be about?
Accepting it producer of Texas chainsaw masquer.
Interesting.
Crypt TV. Is this going to get me a copyright strike?
Ready.
You cut this from the vibe.
Oh my god, are the clay figures that he makes gonna come to life.
That's fucking creepy.
What was he making?
I
Like how a fucking what is he gonna open its eyes like it's a fucking bolder a clay, bro
Like I don't understand what's gonna happen here
It just ends, let's play a bit.
Also, why is he making that?
Like, is somebody commissioning that creepy ass fucking head that he's doing?
Like, he would buy that.
Maybe it's Pinotio. That looks nothing like Pinotio.
What's more like Richard Nixon?
Well, like a random die.
A passion project. You think his passion project was making that fucking clay nation then you're
Placing
Rest sleeping with a shoes on. Workups. Workups.
Full clothes. Just on the bed.
Yes, sleeping in jeans.
In a long day to make that 3D clay head.
I like that he's using an actual flashlight.
I hate when like modern horror they're like oh and they act like the flashlight doesn't
like have the worst radius ever.
Right, it'll light up the whole room.
I'm like, dude, your phone flashlight
is fucking doing a horrible job.
Compared to an actual industrial flashlight.
Like one of those hand, not one of those,
one of the big ones.
You know what I'm talking about?
Like you hold it like this,
and then it's a box.
Those are the best flashlights, dude.
Like the ones the police use?
No, not one of the, I mean those, yeah, but I mean not, not like that.
Those are just like better lights in general. I'm talking about like one of the ease.
Yeah, these were OP. Man hunt.
Yeah.
Had one of these?
Well, like you had the sun in your hand.
Two heavy doubles as a weapon.
I hope it's like the clay figure came to life and it's like a man that looks like
The clay figure that's kind of creepy versus interesting a really bad CGI of like a clay man with thighs
Like that'll suck
It's gone
that
that ain't sounding like
that ain't sounding like a human
that hell was that
You're my butt would be lunch-flight and lazy during this.
I'm going to turn the flash light off, turn it back on now.
I think I'll last second we can see this motherfucker.
What?
What?
What?
What's that bloody Kruger?
Is he there?
There he is.
Oh my god!
Wow, that went from being pretty good to really bad.
Wow, that's just like AI is fucking garbage.
Oh my god, was that CGI or was that AI?
It says they visual and practical effects.
I mean, the blood on them was practical effects,
but I don't know if that encompasses the Clay Nation guy.
Dude, I was just hoping it was gonna,
you're telling me they couldn't get a guy
that just kind of looked like that.
If that would have been cool, they'd be talked to, instead of growling like a goblin.
Like, why do you growl?
These are claymation human.
Anyways, I don't know.
Well, that was fun.
W fucking charity stream.
We were able to raise $7,295.
I'll match that for $7,300.
So what I've raised, 14,600.
I'll do that right when I end stream and then I'll post it.
so you can see, but yeah, that was a fucking awesome charity stream.
Dowling, thinking of the fuck it's 25 subs.
They've got to something even to 25 gifted.
It's going to go to a great cause chat genuinely.
We work PCRF a while ago, probably a year and a half ago or so.
So I'm glad to be able to do a charity stream for them again.
They do a lot of great work.
You can check them out as well.
If you're watching the bot, I'll probably have Brady like the, you know, PCR
or you can just look up these air off in general.
Pastline shelves are really fun.
Check it out, G-Money with the sub anonymous.
Think of it as 25.
J-S-P-S for the sub, I'm on P-V-R for the sub,
Lane and Matthias, a Braiden CJ with the sub.
Yeah, we're gonna call that there.
Chot, I'm gonna post it in the main,
and gaming right when I end.
We might double post gaming today for the extra video.
L-V-Live tomorrow at 330 EST for somebody S&P
and practicing Fortnite for the tournament,
as well as some maybe random games and shit.
Then I'm gone, Tuesday.
We'll be back Wednesday for the Fortnite tournament and then I'm gone to fifth to the ninth
vlogging post of YouTube while I'm gone but I will not be live.
So we have one more stream that I'm gone for a day, back to a day and gone for five days.
And we'll be back running out stream basically all February, but you're new game drops
and other shit coming out too.
So yeah, I think it'll be fun.
But go on, see you in two videos outside of that chat.
I'm lucky to send you off from the sub.
We're going to call that fair.
I'm probably going to space the gaming videos out by like an hour, but I'll post them today.
or I might post one tonight.
Actually, no, it's only five, 30.
I'll post both tonight, but over maybe an hour or two.
Just so I don't back to backspam them.
But who do we want to raid?
Who do we want to raid?
Who do we want to raid?
You know, Ron raided me the other day.
Actually, we should raid Ron.
I normally read smaller streamers,
but Ron raided me twice.
So I want to raid Ron.
I'm related Ron.
But yeah, Kate, thank you for the 10th.
I appreciate it.
But yeah, we're going to call her there chat.
Appreciate y'all of Y'all fun.
And I'll catch y'all a,
a,
tomorrow.
To be the DSTB there to be spare.
I'll touch that chat to be sure him.
And I'll see y'all later.
We're going to write a pop.