Joe_Bartolozzi
Repping the Eagles in this tournament! #R2EZ @nfl @Verizon @hyperx #ad
02-05-2026 · 0h 33m
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Hello? You're muted.
Oh, there's no audio when we're full face cam.
That's it. Can you hear me now?
Yes. We're just going to be rocking this window the whole stream.
Hello? Is the audio bad?
Is it too loud? I can turn it down.
Turn it down. You're balding.
Okay. I need this guy.
We're trying to get into the custom lobby.
A little technical error here.
I think watching it, you see, I put it in there, but I didn't really put it in there.
Okay.
Yes, we're in! It works! There we go.
I don't know. I know we're in the same block. That's all that matters.
Yo, look at Vinnie Hacker.
So we're good, Chad. Here's how this is going to work.
Audio's kind of wonky.
Key. It's very laggy. Oh, brother. What do you mean by laggy? Oh, we're at 3k. I'm dropping
52% of my frames.
The streams dropping frames like crazy, so it's probably on their end it's going like
Let me go let that guy now. I'll be back
All right, so news, news chat, if you could fucking hear, if you could hear me, it's
Just because we have like 30 people downloading the map at the same time, the frames will
be up in a minute here, okay?
Chat ETA on the frames going up, chat do you think the frames are going to be up soon?
I don't know.
Do we like the face cam?
No, no cursing today.
Do we like the face cam?
Walk in.
I'm locked, chat.
I'm pretty sure that run predictions.
We're not even in Lobby yet.
Joe's tough.
I appreciate it.
Chad, what do we think we're gonna do today?
24 quires.
I'm betting that I get 10th.
10th place.
That's what we're banking.
Move your can.
How bad is it lagging?
Mine's pretty bad.
I'm looking at 60% drop frames right now.
Oh, wow, they're like really, my chat's just responding to what I've been saying.
Oh, wow.
Mods, pin something that says don't sub
because I'm not gonna be able to read any of them.
It freezes every 12 seconds.
This is gonna be tough, okay?
They're working on fixing it.
It's a bit, there's a bit of mayhem here.
The production will be around in a minute to enter you.
So you're gonna turn around and wait to hear it.
Do you know if they're going to, like every street was dropped at 60% now?
Yeah, they're going to fix it.
Oh my god, we're already doing what I get top 10.
Mods, run the predictions whenever you see this.
Cancel the predictions run again for like three minutes because we're probably not going to start until they get the lag issue fixed
so
Who else is in the tourney a lot of people me
Perch JD Cypher pk Vinnie Joe. Well first next door
Five different NFL players both the boats as sisters
Then carefully there's a bunch of people. Let's just rattling off the dome
You can check out the NFL Race to the End Zone on YouTube.
Their channel should be streaming it,
and they'll probably do a whole overview
of everybody that's in it.
But yeah, it's probably gonna be a three hour stream.
If I had to guess, we're going to be doing the mics behind.
Chad, I can't help that.
Like it's not, Chad, it's not my PC, my phone.
It's that we're like 50 people in a room
with computers all streaming at the same time.
I'm assuming they didn't predict the amount of like bandwidth
or like upload speed at the time.
So, I mean, I'm streaming at 5,000 kilobits,
dropping like 62%.
It'll probably fix itself at some point.
When that'll be, I have no idea.
They said they are gonna fix it though.
Yo, thank you everybody that saw us.
I can't read them.
I don't have my alert box up.
I have no idea who's subbing.
If you sub, thank you, but I'm sorry.
I can't see them.
Oh, so chat's behind.
So I feel like I'm reading chat
in like a 10-minute delay, like poker stream right now.
MMG is there, right?
Yeah, I have no idea where.
I'm next to Vinnie and Joao, and Courage.ad,
Chris next door.
They're all like in my line.
There's a bunch of people over there.
At first I thought it was me and I was like, no, and then I looked over and it was everybody.
So that's what it comes in for that slide.
I think it's also something you can stream in at 6-bit.
So if you're like, you're the reason.
You're the reason you're the reason you're the reason.
I'm sorry.
Wag is inevitable.
It is.
I miss Picklewreck.
I'm sorry.
You'll see him in a week.
Is this an NFL or a Fortnite event?
Both, brother.
Keep this colorful mic I'm using.
Do a little ASMR segment.
While we're just waiting for the lag to be fixed, I just want to say I appreciate everybody that's sticking through.
You're probably hearing every other word that I'm saying right now, but I just got to say,
it's an honor to be able to do this stream.
Represent the Philadelphia Eagles here.
Holy lag.
Okay, well it's an honor to represent the Philadelphia Eagles for this fortnight event.
And I think I'm gonna show out I'm gonna put out pause for LaShawn McCoy pause
He's not here, but he was the guy that handed me this jersey one of the best running backs
If not the best running back in Eagles history potentially alongside some of the greats, you know one of the greats and
I think I'm gonna do pretty well right now. Tell courage. We said hi. Yep. I'll get right on that
I'll get right on that. I'll tell courage. You said hi specifically
So, I don't know, are we still dropping frames? It's looking like it. It's looking like we're dropping about 30 frames a second here.
So I think you're probably seeing every other word that I say. I don't really know what this stream's looking like, but is this going to be in the VOD?
Yeah, corruption, it will be in the VOD, brother. I don't know what it will look like in the VOD.
Do you know what PK means, player killer? I didn't know that's after PK's name meant player killer.
I'm doing a little bit of ASMR for my chat right now, sorry.
Anyways, so, you know, we're just gonna be chilling until they decide to stop the frame
jumping or the frame dropping.
It's buffering like crazy, probably.
Little crunchy audio.
Alright.
We'll set her back down here, chat.
Anyways, as you can see, we're rocking the default skin.
I got the floppy guy on the backpack.
Can I peep that?
Can I show that?
we got fist stick janky on the backpack we're waiting we got two rounds chat if
I'm wrong I'm wrong but I think we got two rounds a reload one round of blitz
two to three rounds on a custom Verizon NFL mat and one round of regular zero
build battle royale 24 players you get placements you get placement points
kill points for elimination points one point for elimination 16th to the 24th
gets zero points for placement I don't know what like 12th to 15th is I think
it's like one or two and then it goes up and up and more and more yeah W eagles
in the chat I hope that the oh is the no it's still dropping
So, here's a highlight.
Oh, I'm just closing for the camera.
You're just looking back.
Yeah.
Oh, that's fine.
Keep the gun in your box.
Put the gun back.
Put the gun in the box.
Hey, it's Joe, right?
I'm sorry.
My chat literally goes, posting my job right now.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
Hey, it's Joe, right?
My chat literally goes,
I'm listening to Joe Black in a plastic bag.
I gotta go say hi.
Oh yeah, that's hi.
It's lagging like crazy.
So I just probably think it may have been a new to them.
I assume that's it.
What up, chat?
What up, chat? Is your stream lagging as well?
Are you even saying that?
Yeah, I am.
Are you from there?
I'm from Jersey, but Jersey doesn't have a team, so you're either like Giants or...
Hey, great to see you, man. You guys got a big one.
I'm sure you guys are. I appreciate it.
I appreciate it.
Yeah, most people don't like fashion, so...
Yeah, that makes sense.
Who made the skidding machine? Good to meet you.
Good luck to you.
Good to meet you.
Do you guys play?
Oh, no.
I think I'll do better than a lot of people here, but...
Yeah, I'm gonna miss him.
Yeah, I think the strategy is don't bite it in at all in five to six minutes and then actually in your skin. I didn't know they'd put you in the game.
Yeah, looks just like me.
I don't know if they heard that, but I don't believe it. Hey, let's get a meat to go. Take care.
You too.
WMNG chat.
Lower can.
I had to reload my game so I can't stay there and my game still works.
I don't think we're starting anytime soon, so...
Joe, you're cutting out.
Oh, hold up.
Is that better?
Oh
Well, it's lagging. Oh my god, you guys bro chat you guys are saying w eagles right now. I said that like
Oh my god five minutes ago
There's there's no way
Wow. Oh wait, no, we're not that far behind. We're not that far behind. Okay, you guys
are just seeing that I met MMG. All right. Okay, so we're about three minutes behind,
maybe two minutes, per chance.
I don't really know, can't tell track and time.
Anyways, Jack, just some stories while we're here.
San Frant love the weather, love the weather, gotta say.
Very much enjoy it.
We got some good vlogs cooking up as well.
I know I'm not gonna be live for like
the next five days after this, but let me tell ya,
we had a whole toilet clogged to buckle,
put my foot in the toilet, it was a whole ordeal.
I ended up not getting it unplugged, but...
No, I think he was upset with me, because it's only like five letters, and I forgot it three times.
I know it. Well, I can't say it out loud. I know what it starts with.
I do, too.
I can't really mouth the letter.
I keep trying to find these so complicated.
Oh, no, you don't need a bill.
Isn't that all of them? I feel like people are getting debating.
The list is only known.
The horizon acts only known.
Okay, I'm going to get that.
If you don't do this, they're working it really bad.
Yeah, we're good for 30 minutes.
You're out of time.
Can you jump on it for me?
Can you take a photo?
Yeah.
You're kind of,
you know,
you know,
you know,
you know,
you know,
you know,
you know,
you know,
The reason the stream was lagging this whole time is because I was in queue, I was overloading
the servers, it's fully my fault.
Yeah, sorry for the lag, sorry for the lag here.
You know, I think part of the problem as well is, you know, I'm streaming here at 6k bitrate,
You know, chud stuff.
We got Courage JD, K-Axtreme, 12K on YouTube.
Woof, woof.
Those numbers are unheard of on Twitch.
I'm an 8K Andy.
How many viewers are here?
I can't even see.
I have no idea how many people are in chat.
We get a five minute delay.
Okay, you guys are responding to stuff I said five minutes ago.
All right, I'll check up on you guys in about five minutes.
I don't want to say I expected there to be lag, but I was like, you didn't do any, like,
Chests
They did say that we would get fit for doing.
I'm sorry, but...
That's true.
I think a better thing of teaming up would be like if I see one of the women, if we teamed
up against like Burge, we're feeding, we're feeding, and he's still just going to kill
her.
Don't kill.
Don't kill somebody that you see that, so the problem is I'm going to know who's who,
I'm just a default skin, these are bird.
I don't think you're going to be able to do that in like, what?
I'm dropping all the weapons when I see you and run straight at you.
I don't know what to do with this weapon, but it's gonna change every time, you never know.
If I see a guy drop his weapon, it's probably gonna take that time.
He's just sort of running it, but I got the nub shots equipped.
Good luck.
Good luck.
Good luck.
Dude, it's like every second I drop 40 frames, so that means it's 20 FPS.
but it's running 20 at 60 so you're seeing like it's probably just like
buffering every every other second
the same who was that ain't nobody have an idea what's going on
let me pull my own stream
Wow, it's behind bro. I'm watching my own stream from three minutes ago.
It's like something like, well it depends on that.
You should have a speed.
You should have a lower production.
Oh.
What's up, Captain?
What's up, Captain?
Bro, you know, I didn't know what you were saying.
You feel like this, you've got to have like,
I think we're all playing on one round.
Like 1,850 rounds.
We're going to call this 30-day program.
Can you confirm we're going to call our students?
And if they can't fix it, yeah.
Alright, so we got an update from a courage JD chat
There's a chance that we divert you guys to the mainstream on the NFL's channel on YouTube
And they'll just cut to each of us playing so you'll be able to see different perspectives
It'd be like you're watching like a main channel like the commentary. You'll see all them
They'll cut to us. Maybe our mics cams, but
But it's looking like the speed of the internet here is not capable of running 24 people's
things.
So we might diver, I'll still be playing chat, but we might, might be moving to the YouTube
for this stream.
That would be better if we did that.
And then I don't even have to comment on it.
Then I'm just going to do it.
Just say whatever.
Say that you don't want to suffer.
I think that's the only way out.
I think that's the only way to do it.
I mean, they do see all our field meetings.
Switch between the tech guys and then after.
We all get spinach out.
Or maybe I have like a four.
Okay, so he agrees.
Magic job.
Especially when being in contact with tax models.
Yes.
Are you feeling, are you feeling, are you feeling if uh, we're going to have to...
What?
All right, so the PC has four upload, four upload chat.
We need about 50 at least.
Oh, he's not happy.
Because I feel like his community was probably like a fight for him to win.
Mine knows I'm going to get smoked.
You know, if I'm like, hey, Chad, you're going to go watch it on the NFL channel, don't
just go.
Okay.
a bit of a truce, a truce to a battle, and then I pull out my pocket gun and just spray
you in the face.
That is on like, there's genuinely a chance we just don't see each other at all.
Oh, in the uh, you know in the horizon mode we'll respond at, at some point I would see it.
There's like a small chance I would see it.
I would say there's a pretty big chance I don't see you in like slits at all.
Dude, if we turn off, if we all turn off our streams, I'm gonna be so...
I'm gonna be...
No!
No!
Slam, I helped slam the table.
Bang!
That was challenge.
Can't help.
Some commentators, I'm picking up in there, Mike.
It's not that bad for us.
Yeah, but it's more so chat.
It's like 64% dropped frames.
Like, we're gonna have to probably cut to the main feed
and just not stream it if they can't fix it.
Like, there's no way.
The PCs we're running right now are running for upload speed and we're all using the same like routers.
So it's just not going to be possible.
You guys are getting the bad news four minutes ago.
for upload speed check you will even even if we cut and you can't watch my
straight POV you'll still be able to see me on the main can right and I'll
probably I'll probably be maybe I'll be able to record it or something but you'll
be able to still see it it'll just be on that I ain't watching that okay well
Bunny, you don't want to see the highlight reels of Joe Bard getting some crazy kills.
Streaming secret.
Oh my God, everybody else ends their stream and I just keep streaming.
Do we do that?
All right, so I've come up with a masterful plan.
Everybody else comes to their stream, I don't.
I don't, I keep streaming and everybody goes, oh wait,
the frames aren't dropping anymore.
passing. We all hear yapping. Let's do like a play by play interview with each.
We don't have any pee. I think snugdown is probably going to be pretty bad.
Oh, you got a still space. Here, streamers just get up out of the chair.
There.
Joe Super Bowl production. Let's see.
They're seeing the four upload.
That's for me.
Change this phrase.
Chad, if I win, if I win, I get an interview.
What should I say in said interview?
Drop bits on your stream, it will work better.
Oh, you're saying if they don't, if they cut their streams, keep spreading.
Interesting, interesting.
My chatters are rioting right now.
They're very unhappy.
The Joe Bartz string can't be cut. I'll take the lag.
Hashtag we want Joe.
Record so you can make it a VOD.
Yeah, the problem is this isn't my computer.
So, are you trying to measure my forehead with your fingers?
I got a pretty big forehead too.
Check that out. You should go out in that.
We'll pull it back. You should right then. No.
No, I'm talking about right there. Oh, that's the pike up. Yeah.
I used to rock a spike. I used to rock a smooch.
Yeah, but now you just got like, you just got the
what is it, not surfer hair, it's the mob hair.
But it's a good mob. Thank you.
If only I could drink an undisclosed, non-branded energy drink right now.
Or some sort of stimming.
They said they had soda.
Not really caffeinated.
I need something that's like 200 milligrams.
I'm not a big free worker.
Nope.
Nope.
I drink coffee in the morning, and then I go to the gym.
So it's caffeine, but it's not like 280 milligrams.
You don't even mix it into like a drink.
That's nuts.
some of the singers are just like, leaving us.
I'm just sitting in frame.
I feel bad.
I'm like doubling my chat right now.
I have to sign up for the walkthrough.
Oh, are you still there?
Yeah press any T.
there we go.
So we got an update cat yeah
We don't know what's working, but we have to wait half of the people saw it.
Yeah, excuse me.
We have a minute.
Huh?
Sorry, I saw it earlier.
But some people...
It's my chat's rioting, right?
I'm seeing my chat with them.
This guy's got 12 frames, and his chat is more with the mic.
All right.
Here's what I'm thinking.
Here's what they did.
Cypress works now.
He should turn his phone off for a second.
Lowest bit rate is 4k and he's a total of two lowest volume and he's not dropping his notes.
But I don't think it's that low. That's what worked for two and a half minutes.
But I don't, I'm not doing anything.
I'm not.
I'm, yeah.
Yeah.