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I'm going to be back.
What day is it?
Tuesday everybody, how's everybody doing? We're playing high on life today. Sorry. I'm late. I
Had to shave my face and my armpits in which I cut my armpit while shaving and
Now it's bleeding so that's upsetting but we're here now
I also to upload some videos, but we're doing high on life to all stream today
Today, chat, High on Life 2 just dropped like three days ago.
We're going to be playing it today.
I've heard good things about the game,
good things about the story.
I have heard that there's some glitches and softlocks.
And I am kind of worried that we're
going to encounter one of them.
Because if you remember last High on Life,
I literally couldn't finish the game
because right before the final level, I got softlocked.
So we ended up watching the end so I know what happened.
And I kind of forget the story.
I don't know if this is a continuation of the first one,
so I'm hoping to do a recap if it is.
But we're going to be playing High on Life 2 today,
not finishing it, because the game is very long.
But we're going to play it again on Saturday.
Maybe finish it Saturday, if not,
we'll finish it next week before we start Resident Evil.
Here is the schedule.
High on Life 2 today.
Tomorrow, I'm going to be live on 3.30 or 4.
We're going to be doing all of Poppy Playtime Chapter 5.
Thursday, I'm not live.
Friday, we're doing an early React Day at 2 to 6,
because I've been meeting afterwards.
I'm going to be live early, but we're so going to be streaming Saturday. We're going to do Highland life at 2 Sundays reacts at 2 Monday
We're doing the SMP and also like a yap session slash gaming with adapt
Tuesday next week. I'm not live next Wednesday. We're doing the AHA charity stream gaming event
We're going to be doing a bunch of gaming challenges where you guys can donate to American Heart Association and affect the game in peak
Lethal company and
Are we there yet? It's going to be me kill those or sneak and Kosher Chris
We're going to be doing that next Wednesday charity stream then then after that
We're doing one in March for F cancer. That'll probably be around mid-March
Next Thursday, I'm not live next Friday's resident evil drop next Saturday's reacts will go from there
We ordered all the Etsy products, but those don't come in for like another month
So we'll do that then all the vlogs are being worked on currently by Aiden. They'll be done
in some amount of time. I don't know when. Anyways, did you play with JX yesterday? What, that
turning now? I got off stream and then I ended up having to get a few things done. And then I
doomed Q'd Marvel Rivals for a little bit. Almost died in one now, so we're on the climb to GM.
We might play Marvel Rivals at some point this week as well. I don't know. Anyways,
That's the schedule. I don't know when we're gonna finish high on life actually
We might have to do like a seven-hour high on life stream
Saturday and play it for like five and a half hours straight today
We're only playing more or not Marvel rivals. We're only playing high on life through today. How long is the game?
Does anybody know
There's probably a full-game playthrough, but the people that do full-game playthroughs beat the game in like five hours
Because they don't fucking stop and look at anything. Oh my god a
Walkthroughs 13 hours that means it's gonna take me like 15 16 hours. Oh
God
This might be like a four-stream game
I'm looking at the fucking play through right now. Oh my god.
It's GG's and then we have and then we have Resident Evil which is probably gonna be like 20 hours.
Fuck man, what are we gonna play it?
I know we're playing it today and we're playing it on Saturday, but I wanted to finish it before Resident Evil on Friday.
I want to finish it before
resident evil on Friday. Should
we wait to start resident evil
until we finish high on life?
Then we might have to finish
high on life next Friday and
then start resident evil on
on Monday. Not next week, Monday the second. I don't know. We'll figure that out. We're
going to chat. We're going to roll with the punches. Okay. Why don't we hop into the game
and stop fucking yapping? And maybe we'll get far enough to where we can finish it
Saturday. I'm down to grind it today, but not like eight hours. But I do want to
beat it in like three streams tops a thank you for the sub Brad thank you for
the sub case of the sub can't thank you for the three don't say bits right now I'm
sorry I'm gonna read the bits that had been set but please don't say that's
right now my name is Tesla watch your streams you're one of my favorite
streamers about a week ago about a hoodie into your merch store did it get
any deals on the tracking for I don't know if I could do so thank you so
much I mean you're gonna get an order number if you ordered a hoodie I
didn't even know hoodies are still available on my merch store you
bought a hoodie a week ago
It might be a pre-order unless they have stuff in stock I
Don't know when you would get a tracking number
You should have gotten one with your order if you have your order number
That's how you would get your tracking number if you don't know your order number then I'm assuming you don't have an order
Because once you order it should immediately give you an order number gee take of the three I know you said not to send
Love you so much. Thank you team to marsh a bowl short fire
Skits case of the sub Scotty and it's for the sub it's for the sub real thing of the five ten
But I'm thinking for the sub real thing for the five hug Puma. I'm a thin sell V-lay a meth humble R6
I throw re sickle RJ Mott cold thing of the sub. Yeah for a yeti a beat you with the a
Breezy and XT thinking of the sub fire thinking of the sub GQ thinking of the sub
Okay, thank you for the sub chat. Let's lock in high on life to no fucking yapping today
We have a game to grind
Okay
lock in
Wait, they did send me a care package. Should I show that?
This is not sponsored, but I don't like did send me like a cool
Fuck I don't know where it is wait. Let me go look for it coming out 30 seconds
You can't hear it. It's like a
cool TV thing. They sent me some
rollerskate wheels. That's a
What is this?
Oh, they sent me a tech deck, which is pretty cool.
I have to put it together, though.
And then a bunch of other badges in a beanie that says Humazoid.
Or no, you man's a brow.
A fingerboard?
Yeah, it's not a tech deck, but it's like, I call it a tech deck, because that's,
you know, basically what it is.
Wait, why am I playing in my controller?
We can play this game, KVM.
What the hell am I doing?
Samurai, Mr. Pickle, Chase, Peace.
Kicks, Jadon, Samurai, Cobb, thank you for the sub.
SWS, Chase, thank you for the sub.
Goku, Colb, Chase, Chase, thank you for the sub.
Real thank you for the thousand buddies fire.
Pokey, thank you for the sub.
Hey, thank you for the sub.
Chat, lock in, we are starting the fucking game.
Let's go!
Let's go!
I'm assuming there's gonna be a lot of skating.
Is this game related to drugs?
Why? Because it's the word high.
Do we play high on life high?
Maybe later.
Nope, not betting XQC in the 250K tournament thing, chat.
Nope.
Noob.
Noob.
Noob.
Noob.
Noob.
Noob.
Noob.
Noob.
Noob.
Noob.
Noob.
Noob.
Noob.
Noob.
Noob.
Noob.
Noob.
Noob.
Noob.
I
Check FBS I put it I already checked all the settings. All right now I didn't change the breath wait that resolution is wrong
Hold on
Should I make it fullscreen? No, fullscreen fucks everything.
But if I make it windowed it auto defaults to that.
Ah, that's fine.
Lock in! New game.
Wait, render scale?
What does that mean?
Ah fuck, what was it on?
What was it on?
Put it on a hundred?
Okay, I gotta turn the music down, I like the music, I gotta turn it down now, holy fuck.
It's too loud, it's too loud, it's too loud.
How do I make it be windowed fullscreen in 248 times like 1920 or whatever it is, 256.
can I not do that stop pausing it you haven't even started the game you dumb
fuck change the window node yeah I could make a full screen but I don't want to do
that I wanted this 256 514 40 hold on
That's why I don't want to full screen.
Nope, nope, nope, nope, nope, nope, nope, nope, nope, nope, nope.
It's fucking my shit up.
Oh, God.
Window.
Bang.
I'm alive.
Is it good?
We got boom and we gain capture.
Now that looks good.
It doesn't look good. Are we ready to start?
Alright, let's rip it. New game, walking! High on life too!
I better laugh. This better be a funny game. I have high hopes.
Don't let me down, new game.
Fuck, oh wait, alright, anti-climactic.
New game, starting now!
Fuck, um, new game, starting now!
I played on normal, not playing Hunter mode, chat.
Normal is the way that you play games.
The way that it's meant to be played.
Ooh, that's building a lot of shaders.
Do we have to wait for that number
on the bottom to get to zero.
So what do you guys want to talk about?
I thought it was just going to immediately throw me into the game.
Now we're just sitting here.
Anyways, everybody maybe go grab a cup of tea or something.
We got 7,000 shaders left.
Yeah. Oh, oh, we're at 5,000 now. We're getting close.
Edible? No. I think we're okay. Blinker checkpoint.
No. Kboobin 200 for thinking of the sub.
Riden and Lull for thinking of the sub. Six for the sub.
Simp for thinking of the three.
Check by unbanned.
Ooh. Ooh.
No. Asked you about to check your unbanned right when I'm starting a game.
Drive to the sub-destro thinking of the three.
Everybody wants you to get high.
WALK IT!
Am I?
Fuck that.
Fuck that.
Should I run towards-
You should be coming up on your target, Kohlgeiger.
He's a giant monster, fuck up the city.
Can't miss him.
Oh, my superhero?
Jeed's telling me I gotta go stop this monster, fuck it up the city.
I'm gonna go tour the danger.
Oh yeah, we see him.
Yeah, alright.
Wait, am I the same character from the first game?
Because these are the guns for if you don't know high on life. It's this weird alien world where the guns speak and
You use them to light they have their own abilities using fight crime. Okay. I'm the same guy
All right, let's do this today. We've got with us the famous body hunters who took down the evil G3 drug cartel
Hi everybody just go ahead and sit down. I'll sit down in a minute
I gotta say hi to the audience. Hi mom. Hi dad. It's an honor to be on tonight with Jimmy Fallon or oh Jimmy time with Jimmy
Jimmy. Hey, looks like we've got a jokester. Somebody forget how to sit on a chair. Okay, finally. There we go. The G3 killer everyone.
We love you G3 killer. We love you G3 killer. Can I get an autograph?
Uh, we're kind of in a hurry. Just wanted to save your life.
Yeah there's a bit of a monster behind you.
Picture of your face, please never get to see you under your helmet fine fine, but this one
I'm drawing a picture of my face
Thank you. Thank you make it look just like you just draw whatever we got to go. Oh
No, oh
Apply skin tone
Oh, this is uncanny.
Is that really what you look like?
Shut the fuck up, you gimme Crayola Crayons!
How am I supposed to accurately detect how I walk?
Chats aside a bull cut, I'm gonna get myself a great one.
I didn't draw a nose yet, asshole.
Chat, does this look like me?
Oh, wow.
Oh, thank you so much!
No part of this forever!
Me next, me next!
So, you've beaten so many characters
and saved so many lives,
but what's your favorite part
of being a famous bounty hunter?
The fame helping the galaxy or the killing.
And these are the three guns that have varying personalities.
Still thinking, huh?
Do you like the fame, the killing, or helping the galaxy?
I'm going to go with the killing.
I'd say the killing, probably, yeah.
Oh, my.
Well, leave with the bloodthirsty old knifey,
the talking knife, to say something like that.
I'm always saying adorable stuff, yeah.
Hey, come here, get close, and let me stab you.
Well, moving on, I've got another big question for you.
Tell me, is it nice having so many adoring fans?
Shit!
You can't just throw me into the middle of a boss battle after I'm getting interviewed by Jimmy Cowan!
Oh my god, I'm barely damaging it!
I don't remember how the guns were made.
It'll be really good for us.
It's like, uh, just a funny game show, yeah.
What?
He jumped back.
Yeah.
I don't know.
That's right look if you don't want to do it. We don't have to do it
Am I playing white bow now
Oh my god, I must have felt
Oh my god, I forgot about oh shit
Okay, I love that. This is like an interactive tutorial.
What is actually happening? It's teaching me how to play the game, but also telling me, like, what the last game was about and everything else.
Your next gig is for, uh, an energy drink. Bounty juice. Really cool stuff.
Gamer stops. Code Joe Bart. Wait, no. Not Code Joe Bart. Code Bart.
They're putting me on a can and everything.
Hey, hey, hey.
I gotta pay for these new legs somehow.
Look, they just needed a stand.
They look a little too long.
You look like somebody that was like five, six.
That got a leg lengthening surgery, and now you're six, too.
It'll be easy-peasy.
In and out.
Action.
All right.
What do you need from old Gus?
Yes, baby.
Come on.
Just give it a go.
Go ahead.
Blast the front up.
Easy-peasy.
What is that?
That's a perfect one.
Now go ahead and suck in the product.
I'm gonna kill him too, I'm just gonna kill him.
Shit!
No, no, no, no, that's perfect, amazing.
Oh, he looks like he's pooping.
Hey, times almost up.
It's the final week of dating with the stars and we're all waiting to hear your decision.
Which of these lucky hotties will get your rose?
The tension is palpable.
Who will it be?
Who will it be?
I'm either fucking
The fortune or Danny Graves I think I'm getting with the
Congratulations, Blengus. You may kiss the bounty hunter
Lean in very hot now. Let's get you two into that fuck you think when they're fucking he holds on
And we'll film that real quick. I'm sorry, you know, I love bounty. I really do
Little Blue Angels!
Lizzie, I just think your father and I would feel more comfortable with you not running around in an eco-terrorist cell
blowing up buildings or whatever you do.
We only blow up bad buildings on...
So you're... I'm actually married to that thing?
Oh my god!
I thought that was a part of a show!
Oh my... that's my wife now for the rest of the fucking game?
And it's for a good cause!
You never understand them!
Honey, you'll thank us when you're older and able to get a good job
Stop watching at me, eat your food
Yeah?
And what do you know, dad?
You're just up in your own world while mom goes to the movies with Let's Do It
Let's Do It is just a good friend
Let's do it!
You told your mom?
Alright!
Let's do it!
Let's do it!
Oh, sick!
Let's do it!
Honey, I'm so sorry I was going to tell you
Yeah. I was gonna tell you not to come by.
Thanks for bringing by my old CDs.
Oh, so my mom was...
My mom was cheating on my dad with a robot gun.
Yeah, I... something to have...
...an alien?
Oh, gosh.
Things are getting a little more serious with the bleeding stars.
Who is your corny ass guy?
I promise we'll reach out if we need any help.
See you around, I guess.
I mean, look, I still see you around, but you get it, right?
You're pushing up with me!
You're not breaking up with us, are you?
You've been kind of, I don't know, distantly, like you're just coming through the motions.
This could be you one day, you know.
Sure.
Today I might be the bounty.
But the laws are being lied.
Oh, shut up!
I'm not killing, aren't ya?
For my bounty?
Yeah.
For the bounty!
Quarter killed!
So, you finally found me.
Go ahead.
Make it quick.
Don't feel bad.
I'm a human dealing.
I knew it would come to this one day.
Five years trafficking humans on the black market is a good run.
But when you think about it, I'm not as bad as like Jeffree Epstein or whatever.
I might be a trapeker, but it was not for sex stuff.
So don't think of me as a...
Hush out!
That's what I'm saying!
The Pope!
I knew I couldn't run forever.
And your fault for being a wanted criminal.
Fuck you.
Go ahead and kill me.
And for what?
So I sold some humans?
You're just fucking drugs anyway.
Get used to it, fucker.
Come on.
Kill me.
Pretend to be a big shot.
Lie to yourself a little longer.
used to it, fucker. Come on, kill me. Pretend to be a big shot. Light yourself a little longer.
I'm sorry, mate. Gotta kill ya. Whoa, what are you? Aw. Wait, it's kind of disgusting and cute at
the same time. It looks like a little gerbil and like hunchback of Notre Dame had a baby.
Oh my god.
Now I'm just killing people that are already suffering.
Whoa.
I think we got the Tuck Loading.
Really let him have it.
Oh, I was like gonna have it all right.
Oh, we're not hurting him.
I got my Jart Shot.
It'll be right through this summer!
You didn't know what you were getting into when you messed with us, Crowe Geiger!
Eat shit!
Fuck yeah, we did it!
What did you do?
That was my son!
He's normally a very calm boy!
He was still giving a bad reaction to some medicine!
Okay, that is not what the intel said.
What else is there to say I mean you've done it all same humanity traveled the galaxy dated
Blengus I guess the only question I have left is what's next?
Probably doing some space heroin maybe you know oh wow this is the couch from the first
game this is the house from the first game Gene used to sit here but he had no legs
Now he's letting me out to, he's leaving me out to dry.
I got poop in the microwave.
I think I've hit rock bottom.
Gene's room.
What the fuck does that say?
Live, love, clock.
Put subtitles on?
Should we throw subtitles on?
Where do I do that?
Would that be accessibility?
Subtitles enabled.
Can you proof read my essay? Nope.
Oh, this is a sad room.
Kayak trip, silly mom, the last probe,
clenching for survival. Oh, God.
My lava lamp! Wait, I gotta make the same colors mine.
Oh, chat, this is exactly like my room.
This is fucking awesome. I don't know what I'm supposed to do.
do though. Can I go outside?
I can.
Hey kid, it's me, Gene. We've had a few too many quiet nights and it's getting cramped
in this glorified tour bus. What do you say we all go out for dinner tonight?
space apple bees
OOOOOOOOOOOH
I PROUCE KISSIN' THE OOOH
I PROUCE KISSIN' THE OOOH
Retreat my guns, why are they so far away?
Hey, fuckface, get over here, sorry
Fuck yeah, Norpy's here
That's me, Norpy, I love you
Grow on streamer mode
Is there a streamer mode?
as a human should be smoked as a total new drug
Wow, these are the bosses that I killed from the last game
Oh
Where's our last gun?
Gapius are rebuilding the new Gatlas.
What's up, bud?
Come pick me up!
You've been asked both species to cover from the ship.
Oh, look at you.
You couldn't stay away from good ol' Gus, could you?
Man, you have cold in here.
I'll be telling you back.
Hey, snap this piece of real paper.
I'll fart no way in with a human.
Oh, man, thanks for bringing me out.
Gus was just about to let loose a big one.
I could feel it.
Where was I leaving it?
Oh
Thanks for that. Whoo. That was a stinky one right there. I feel bad for sweetie stuck in there with what I just did
Gotta be uncomfortable. Oh my god, dude. We he just ripped ass and covered it and then I put her back in there earlier, right?
Did you happen to have the news on head back to the house exhibit?
You are I want to see this we're gonna have to call a rain check on dinner. Why live in a museum?
There's no easy way to say this kid, but I think your sister Lizzie's in serious trouble
What really the bounty forums are going nuts
No, that rebel outfit Lizzie rolls with the bleeding stars looks like they got into some sort of trouble in
Shit. Yep. Now. There's a bounty on her head a
A bounty for what looks like I got to kill my sister. All right, let's get it going
A huge
Yeah
She's gonna have a lot of bounty hunters gunning for her. We gotta do something like big time
Dust off the bounty 5 000 and select your sister's bounty. We need to intercept this thing
I know your sister's in trouble, but i'll be honest
I was craving some action
We've been like retired. What's under my bed?
How do I check under my bed?
How do I crouch? I can't control or see. I don't think I can check under my bed.
I just gotta go to the bounty 500 portal.
So I'm gonna intercept all the bounty hunters trying to kill my sister and then savor. That's how this game's starting.
Wow, yeah, these are all the other people.
Oh, wait, no, these are random people. I don't think I killed any of these. Oh, this was at the start the pleating
Yeah, Majbrub and Kaggle ripped in come on kid. What are there? No time to waste shut up?
15 million reward
Every second we waste is another second gene put a sock in it. I'm thinking
leader of the bleeding stars Ruthless Gloop on Eco Terrorists.
Good. Just hop to the portal. That's as close as I can get you.
What if I fake kill her?
Except the bounty. In reality,
I send her to an island in, you know,
like right out of Argentina. And then that's where she lives out her days.
what do we want all right let's see someone in the circuit akkadia zoom got it
the last thing you want to do in this situation is fight another bounty hunter
i think that's the first thing i'm going to do find a way inside the circuit
what do you protest this thing keeps humans in captivity you know they're a sentient species
right unlike what Big Pharma would have to do.
Oh, that's no good.
We're actually here to save a human.
We support the cause, huh?
Hey, are you human?
You are.
Oh my god.
Unless you really do get it.
Yep, that's us.
Hey, yep, it's me.
Ha, no time for autographs.
I'll see ya.
What do you think you're doing, Ash?
Sorry, altitude in sight.
You were closer to the day, you were security concerned.
You gotta switch to Sweezy for this.
Human, alien, human.
Humans are aliens too!
Humans are aliens too!
No, you wait! Fuck!
You can't stop us!
Hey, come on!
It was that simple?
I just- I-
I'm coming for you, bleeding star, Lizzie!
Oh shit!
Oh, they're like, blowing up the fucking zing!
Oh, we died!
The signal says Lizzie's near there!
Quick, make sure she didn't get blown up!
already on it oh fuck they killed a guy so there's the whole group of there's the
whole group of terrorists here
kill them no problem how's the audio by the way two louders ago why are they
trying to kill me for all they know I'm on there hey
How do I get up there?
We're just here to make sure what that says.
We need to know what I care about.
Don't attack me!
I will put you down.
I'll shock you.
I'm sucking you.
I'm sucking you.
Come on, bud.
Now you're dead.
You got a deal?
Use my dip.
Just like a lawyer.
Here's the first fight.
If you stand between us, I'll nail this.
I'll kill you.
I'm gonna kill you.
I'm sorry.
Stop shooting at us.
The Professor, kill him! We don't need him!
I'm gonna die!
You've got the bad idea on your part!
The Professor tries to hack into your life!
Hey, we're still alive!
By the way, out of the log-lob-exhibit...
Maybe there's our log-lob around there you could use.
Bingo! Good fight!
I'll
Jump
Hey, there's no here your personal onboard bounty hunting operating system good question
It seems that luck blocks gain mass when under great temporal stress time bubble makes them bigger
Yep, and their epidermal layer is highly elastic which means
to get out of here oh shit yeah what if I blow him up I can't that's an animal in
an exhibit dude Ali and Zeus must be so fire hold you to aim and then release
shots of fire
At what?
Wait, what am I trying to fucking do?
I gotta get to the birdies in it. Yeah, I gotta get to the aidery.
What if I just run by them? Do you think I would still need to fight them?
Oh wow, they're back!
Oh wait, no, that's a terrorist! Sorry.
I tried to kill the kid.
Your caliber to show up.
See there kiddo.
This is one of the most dangerous dogs you can ever live.
Soot down the entire D3 Cartel.
You don't have to get it out.
All of the golden rule.
Never kill another bounty hunter.
I did not follow that fucking rule.
You're not gonna kill me with your use.
Oh, my son and I are definitely getting a piece of the act.
I have the voice of the beast!
Some people say it's irresponsible of me to bring my very young child to the army, honey-missions.
It feels kind of messed up that we're hunting your own sister. She's being attacked by other bounty hunters.
How are we gonna get through this without breaking the bounty hunter code?
Climbubble.
definitely not the move definitely not the move definitely not the move oh we're
gonna go up okay
I'm getting the movement again I'm understanding.
Is she okay?
We're getting a lot of heat on this room.
Not to be rude.
I need them to be in danger.
I'll ask them to get over to the infirmary.
That's what...
Lizzie!
They're both there.
You?
Oh, great.
Now you suddenly decide to help.
What?
Hey, guys!
What up?
Getting lost, I can handle this myself.
Whoa, what's with the attitude?
Sorry, she's into a lot.
Do you even know what I've been up to all these years?
Well, you've been partying and going on talk shows.
I've been trying to save humanity.
Are you trying to say me going on Jimmy Fallon is not worth my time are you saying?
Oh, you're doing more. Oh, oh better stuff for the environment and you're helping humanity
I'm making people laugh with Jimmy Fallon while we watch funny tiktoks from three years ago, okay?
He interviews me and acts interested in things that obviously he's not interested in
What do we miss?
There she is. We've got her cornered
Please tell me I get to kill the kid. Please tell me I get to kill that kid. Oh my god
This game is absolute cinema if I get a shoot the father and then his stupid son right in front of right in front of him
Absolute accuracy right now, people.
Hold up, hold up, hold up.
Easy.
Game of Shrek pull shot.
Oh, is that like a, is that like a safe bubble for me?
Okay, I'm getting fun and murder right now, Lizzie. Do you want to help me out here?
There's a lot going on.
Oh wait, she actually is kind of helping.
Sorry, what was that? Couldn't hear you at all!
I'm a damn good fighter!
There. I think that's all of them.
What do you want? There. You saved me. You can leave now.
Where did he wait?
Is that a reptile hitting a fucking free, uh, disposable...
I saw what you did, hero.
Killing your own kind.
You broke the bounty hunter code.
Oh, fuck-o! Gonna have your own bounty now. Worth twice as much as that terrorist Lizzie.
Here, coach, a big deal. Do you realize how hugely fucked you are?
Time to die, Jader! What a lucky day for Ripticals!
Hehehehehehehehe!
Well, he's actually kind of a badass hero. He's a bad bounty hunter. He's got like a blade on his tail.
Is that a dodo bird?
Can I take that?
Oh my god, dude!
Oh, that is like three to shit!
I'm Mark Sibler, the youngest ever CTO of Skateboard City.
Here is the official, Skateboard City Skateboard Product.
I'm not moving my camera so he can give me a 30 second tutorial on how to fucking ride a skateboard.
Sorry.
Okay, wait, this is kinda sick.
Wait, I'm actually so fast with this.
So the first thing you're gonna wanna do is mount your skateboard.
To do that, you're gonna hold forward and press the spring button.
Maybe that means pushing in the left joystick or maybe-
YOOOOOO!
See here at Skateboard City, you defy the weight of the skater.
Yeah, he's actually not keeping it.
Yeah, but you can be very thrilling on one of our official Skateboard City Skateboard product.
You're mostly gonna be moving the camera around with either the right joystick or your mouse.
I can't know which one of these you're using.
I can't know everything. Oh my god, it's right. No, it's because then maybe I could have saved my dad
Why don't I kill the reptiles?
Who is that so fast trader?
He's alive, how do you have another statement?
Taking you in back
Oh
You have any idea how
Yeah, this is how they do it, this is how they want to get us.
Do that, James.
Oh, well, I just, we were good.
Dude, this game does far as fucking awesome.
Shit.
Oh, dude, I should be stabbing him right now.
Ow.
There we go.
Wait a minute.
Oh!
He's not gonna regrow his head, right?
Probably not.
Well, he won that one pretty easily.
Nice. You're out of there. That's good.
I've got a lucky list. There's a shitload of bounty hunters still on the pale.
Follow the markers. Keep shooting.
They're in the shit with her now. Why could it not?
So, so who-
HELLO! Does this make an outlaw?
Yup.
The bounty just came in. 30 million pesos.
Toys as big as Lizzie's. Welcome to the other side of the-
How much is 30 million pesos?
1.7 million dollars.
So her bounty was like, 7, her, no, her bounty was like 800k.
Oh kid this ain't gonna be pretty 30 million. I know it's not the point, but it's kind of nice to know we work that much
Maybe 670 million chaff pesos are not worth more than us dollars
Are you gonna make this easy video? Yeah, it'll probably be a multi-part series whatever like
I
Why do I need this like break out that's probably why
I'd like captured this one I kind of feel bad
Oh wow
Do these boys have?
I'll tell it to some of you.
You know, I'm just skateboarding out of here, fuck that.
Why am I fighting them?
This summer season, make sure to visit our brand new, human exhibit, one of the Galaxies.
So, one of the cutest.
So, I'll go!
You alright?
Hey there, uh, you know, here?
Uh, got some, um, bad news, maybe.
I think your suit just kinda sorta got disconnected and banned from the bounty network.
Yeah, I can't lie, I looked pretty bad, so the suit is now in your exact location after every other bounty hunter in the area.
I'm trying to stop it, but, uh, well, to be honest, we'll probably dictate some actions that most have freed you in place now.
Oh, god, I just can't do it.
Okay, yeah. Oh, okay, that was tricky, but you should be mobile again.
I had to go against my progress there.
W-W-W-A-I? W-R-O-L-O-C?
I just hope-
Oh no, no, no, no, no, no, the suit is treating me like a virus.
It's taking control. You're a danger. I think I can hold ropes together
at least until you make sure Lizzie's safe. Just hurry!
Alright, but now they all know where I am.
Look! What are those gross life blocks being?
The lawnmower. The lawnmower is an exhibit. Telescope and a basketball.
You looking for that terrorist check with the eye patch and the cape?
Yeah, Lizzie. Did you see her?
Yeah, right through there. She just fought her way through the whole batch.
She's not really looking bounty hunters.
Thank you!
I'm just chilling. My name's Griffin by the way. You can pet me if you want. No
pressure. It's all one love right here. Can I pet you? Oh shit. Oh you're a human
under there. Oh I'm seeing it now. My bad. I didn't realize. What's good dude?
This is so weird. Are you a prisoner? So uh are you being a prisoner? Oh yeah I
I guess so but honestly it's chill man they feed me like six times a day all
sorts of nice people come by to pet me honestly it's way better than what I had
going on back at earth I didn't even I couldn't even get touched on her
it really doesn't bother you being stuck in a zoo
nah this is a tight set of trust me they take good care of us in here
this is a good thing dude what do you think they're feeding them
What would like to have check I'd be careful if I were you
What would like an alien species think humans would eat much needed much help if you ask me
Bro probably like peanut butter and jelly and grilled cheese
I think grilled cheese and PDNJ and then like burgers. Yeah burgers
There's a burger
Hey, Gryffindor, you're gonna follow us in a block for a second.
Sure.
Just walk away.
Just walk away.
You have a thing.
Is he flirting with me?
Please let him, my man.
Hey, you, uh, you're trying to save Lizzie, right?
That's right.
Yeah.
You don't do something.
We're in over our head.
We discovered there's something big underground
yeah can you hurry the fuck up they're shooting me defeat the enemies yeah
like that's gonna be a fucking problem
What's wrong with it?
I'm not going down without a fight.
Hello?
Hello?
Oh god, wow, they actually do a lot of damage.
Hold up.
Hold up, hold up, hold up.
I don't care what you're doing.
High ground.
Low ground.
Dude, there's so many enemies.
There's people.
Enough for hostile signals coming your way.
We can turn the time!
Fuck, I can't get up there.
Lazy, we're coming for ya!
Yo, we could probably run and protect him,
if not, I die.
I'm back.
I don't think I will, though.
At least this early end.
Usually, it's like bosses are hard.
Easy.
I do love to move it.
This gun sucks.
I'm still putting up with this signal somewhere.
I used to look up to you, you know. We all did.
Yeah, well now you're gonna be looking down, brother, because you're gonna be in heaven staring at my big ass.
See ya!
Let's kick it over.
I don't know if he's dead, so I just hit him a bunch of times.
You used to be the best sound hunter ever. Now you're killing your own time.
Shame.
not more more of them keep fighting
we're taking oh I fucking hate fight me big guys
I gotta remember to use my views because they're OVS fuck
easy, fly, jump hit, shotgun right to the fucking base, chat to the dome
oh my god they're flying
I'm dying, I'm dying
this guy's really big
why is that guy so big and he doesn't shit what a damage
he's my ult
is that him? I gotta run
I think we're going to skedaddle and hold this till I'm stored out.
Dude, what are those little like vials I pick up on the ground chat?
Are those power packs?
I think that disk is OP.
Army Mike would pick take it with the sub jazzy x pig asu mason j trap knock north that the subs have taken the five
Zephyr the five get it's real and rock thank you for the sub three think of it the three ah
Should we get a secret ending nose then I think of it the sub ride thinking of the five key
Thank you for the sub lucent I think of it the sub weirdo desktop. Thank you for the three
So I think of the something to give the three towards the thank you for the sub lock-in chat
Oh they give me shield
Find a way into the building.
I'm gonna jump on this guy's mushroom head.
It's okay.
Thanks for the boost.
Stop, stop right there, please.
It's my last day on the job.
I'm retiring tomorrow after 60 years.
What do you think?
Don't kill me, don't kill me.
That's gonna die.
kill me don't kill me that's gonna depend on whether or not you let it pass I
I can't do that I've always taken this job very seriously I'm not gonna throw it
all the way in one night God he's really old how do you want to handle this I
could just time work fast you just stay right there little guy oh wow he's
walk in the way. I don't want to kill the old man chat. I'm gonna leave him. He's such
He's such a sweet old man.
Father, you're making this real hard to keep you alive here, pal.
Oh, he's alive!
Okay, go.
Oh, man.
He's still alive.
Please.
Put me out of my misery.
Put you out of your misery, buddy. I already left.
Oh, my God.
Maybe we'll see him later,
and he's like all beat up.
Oh, I used my head shoot
to get a super suit
to gain revenge on you.
Where am I going?
What's that for?
Use the key card to access the fat milk.
Jesus Christ!
Lizzie!
Greetings, potential investor.
We here at Rhea Pharmaceuticals are always forging new paths forward to disrupt the medical space.
humans approach our latest innovation, and you have the incredible opportunity to get in on the ground for it.
Oh my god, an investment opportunity? How does humans approach work?
Well, it all starts with humans. The recently discovered livestock-like species.
LIVESTOCK?!
That's a bit disrespectful, no?
are humans conscious they're f**king debating that
over here
Lizzie what's going on are you okay?
yeah chill out I'm fine but humanity isn't
take a look for yourself your gun looks nuts
little cigarette is that humanity's not alright
I mean, this is just a laugh.
For everyone in the galaxy. Oh, it's a drug the human
Real pharmaceuticals owns the zoo, but it's just a front. I knew they were up to something bad
This is helping us
They're eating us. No, they're not eating us. They're like snorting you like code. This is on the up and up
What are they doing?
So they're like draining our life essence and putting it into like a
They're saying they're farming!
Wow so they can get high they're they're farming they're like making humans
fucking killing them this is putting them in tasks
are you racist it's actually not racist it's speciesist let's keep moving
they're not against like white people or black people or Asian people they
I just want to kill humans survive the onslaught
Only I can hit him at the skateboard. I know that wait, look I can run into
I'm so good at this fucking game sorry was the sorry for your an enemy I saw some guy
run through here. I'm gonna chase them. Where are you going, buddy? See ya. I think that's
all of them.
Regroup with Glossy, I'm right next to him. This is bleeding star Lizzie, reporting heavy
losses on all sides. I don't know who's left and I can't-
Yo, Leafs fan, thank you for the raid. W raid in the chat, bro. Appreciate the fucking
T-Cowbell and Perf is sub-chicken for the sub, Pickle thinking for the 5.
Mid by user, Lesduon and every platform I'm strapping, they drop the second one, I'm about to play.
It is mad fun right now.
I count A4 with the sub to sub, T-Bum thinking for the 5 gifids.
Jasmine with the sub, Pink and Michael thinking for the sub, Trap and Jay thinking for the sub, A3 and A5 thinking for the sub.
I also like how they throw you right into it.
Because the first one, they deduce so much explanation so you understand the universe.
The party's over, fuckheads!
A terrorist trader, two for one!
I'll take you to your booth in my seat!
How is he alive?
How the hell does he fall down?
How is he alive?
Oh, we kill him instant.
Cause he doesn't really have anywhere to go.
Oh
He might not even support that
Yo this guy's got crazy fucking movement. Am I able to wall-ride like that?
Yeah, back me!
By the back end here?
You're just trying to stop some scientists from killing people, right?
Is that just-
Are you just trying to save-
Point RT! Rectacle! I like you!
I don't want to have to cut your head off again!
Dude, I actually hope I don't have to kill a guy.
I am the bad guy here.
Okay, sorry, sorry, sorry guys. Time out, time out guys.
Attention all potential investors. Due to a maximum threat level security breach, we have initiated code, a huge explosion. The entire graph will self-destruct shortly.
Shit. We need to move! Let's get out of here! Follow me this way.
I feel like I should follow Rectical.
Why am I following Lizzie? I don't want to say you-
It's the suit! It's still acting up! You might have to ditch it, but then you'd have to ditch me with it.
Oh God. Don't worry about that, Lader. Hold on, let me fix this.
You're not gonna have to ditch the suit?
Fuck! You have to go around. Let's rendezvous on the outside.
Oh, we gotta ask them.
Let me see them and look it out of line, okay? I'm sorry. I'm so sorry.
Self-destruct mode is called initiative.
I should tell you the truth.
I actually do know what a skateboard is.
I don't know why I pretend I didn't do that.
What is that?
I do that sometimes.
Yeah, I play the biker.
I don't know what it comes from.
I'm working it out with my kids.
It's a box, and so just that.
There's a-
That's what he is, know what a skateboard was?
This is a slow rail ride.
Yeah, it's actually pretty helpful.
I'd love to be more open to my emotions
like you and Rizzy.
I love you, man.
I don't think Lizzie handles her emotions very well.
So that means you can't get bad at it.
Very well.
And I don't want to scape away.
I'm not allowed to bring that up against me in arguments, OK?
That's the point of the story.
Don't sledge.
Beautiful.
OK.
Sorry.
The last thing I said felt a little emotional.
I'm sorry.
I'm working on my-
We're getting out of here!
Oh my god, Riptical!
Dude, I'm not your therapist.
I don't care that you lied about not knowing what a skateboard is. It's okay.
That's like not that big of a deal.
It's weird.
Not really a big deal.
I love humans! Sorry again for trying to kill you! Good luck!
They come find me at the beach after this.
Ooh, are we gonna bring a bar to arena together? Maybe a coconut?
Reptical is cold-blooded, so he doesn't need a sucky.
I think I just crossed every limit by knowledge.
Hey, hey there. Sudo here. I'm sorry, I can't hold it off anymore.
I'm being overridden by the Belly Network.
I'm so sorry.
Dude, it shows my drawing of my face.
Did I get you out of that thing?
You got this, Dorothy?
Yeah, Gene, I'm on it.
Stay with me.
Listen up.
We are all criminals now.
Welcome to the revolution.
What was in them?
That was kind of cringe.
Welcome to the revolution?
That was the intro to the game.
Oh
Somebody redeem flex so I think it is great
Remember to five love locks is they give you money collectibles updates
You can see where they are near on the radar on the bottom log locks is Abraham and I'm for the sub neck and I count they give the sub
You can see where they are on the radar on the bottom
bottom. The suit shut down so we had to swap it. Do not worry, I personally handled your
wardrobe change and I'm a robot so I can't get sexually aroused by anything so it's
totally fine. We put you on an old combat suit and you're coming here from an abandoned
house. Am I in a do-or-fand? It's as nice as you're all running out of suit. Don't
stay there definitely over now. That suit was compromised anyway. We had to ditch
But we salvaged what we could.
Hey there, Sudo here. They copied my data over to this brand new suit.
So don't worry, I'll still be here to help. Forever.
I probably don't need to tell you this, but we're all wanted criminals now.
Topping about the charts.
We're all over the news.
I don't exactly think Alex is most beloved hero anymore.
Except me. Everyone still loves me.
Knifey forever. Fuck yeah.
Who cares about any of that?
This isn't about popularity. It's about doing the right fucking thing.
We need to deal with Rhea Farma before they hurt more humans,
and you weren't gonna be able to do it as a bounty hunter.
Now that we need your help, we've been doing just fine without you.
True, true. Yeah, but also we...
I saved her life.
Where is she?
And she's being a dick.
Dear, leading star headquarters, if it feels a little quiet,
that's just because most of our crew got wiped out after your unnecessary intervention.
Lizzie! What Lizzie means to say is she's grateful for your help and would welcome your further assistance in stopping Rhea Farmer.
Look, there is no sugarcoating it. The situation is bad. There is a big court hearing coming up and Rhea Farmer's trying to get a law passed that will let them legally turn as many humans into pills as they want, like we're cattle or something.
We're already compiling a list of BIP targets to take down if you'd allow us to employ your unique skill set.
Damn! This is crazy!
Wait, can I go into a mirror? I want to see what my outfit looks like.
I don't like being around people that hate feeling alone. I don't know man I think that's something for therapy. That's a very complex problem to unpack.
I actually don't think of it as something that's why I think of it as a threat.
Okay, ass. Where do I upgrade my shit?
I'm still getting stuff ready for our next moves.
Check back with me later.
The G3...
Okay, ass.
Where do I upgrade my shit?
Oh, damn, looks like we can't use the ballgun
without the little blue guys that operated.
There's three of them, right?
I bet they're all running around somewhere out on the road.
And we'll probably find them as we go around doing stuff.
So just keep your eyes peeled.
I'm sure they'll turn up.
Wait, what?
I'm sure they'll turn up somewhere.
And don't start thinking this is your fault, either.
Like you were negligent or something.
You definitely shouldn't feel bad
about these little ball guys being lost out in the world hungry with nowhere to
call home dying of thirst you shouldn't feel bad about that at all wait I killed
my pet like I was like I was neglecting my pets oh that's a real nice
aquarium maybe we can do a lot with that maybe we can fill it up yeah let's
try filling it up somehow with with like fish or something I don't know I
don't just just I don't know how to do it I don't know what I don't know what
the mechanic is but I don't care I don't care actually it's cool aquarium
Dude, the voice actor's laughing all day in the line.
Wait, so eventually I could fill up the aquarium at the head base with like collectibles?
Oh, wow, a slide? Dude, what a sick headquarters for a terrorist.
Oh, here's my gun.
It's got a crazy number of criminals now.
And we should lean into it. Do more crimes.
I feel like that's kind of what we already heard.
How do I get in there?
Oh, I gotta go all the way to the fuck over there?
I thought I had to go down, not up.
Yeah, that's our transport. The bleeding star's been repurposing consumer RVs like this to stay under the radar.
It's how we move, how we hit back, so get familiar.
Pretty nice digs, eh?
I sold this RV from Tweek. Remember him? My first space boyfriend?
Well, I've had a lot more of those now, and I took all of their RVs. But this is the only one we have left.
Why does Nike just get in the fucking heat? Why does he just get in the dirty dishes?
They're just like living in the gruel.
How lag? Was it lagging?
I love how the wedding spin is all pills.
Oh man, now I'm falling to space. Jesus Christ.
Welcome to Circular Acadia, kids.
They got official ring planet, so I've got a halo thing on it.
Get your little one thing criminal asses to Mr. Keeps, but it's gonna take me a bit to sink your
Chio locational data into the scanner in your outlaw.
Dude, this is fucking awesome.
I've never been one of those sightseeing maps of the city, finding it yourself.
Anyway, thanks for the change from the last time you saw him.
I heard the place isn't even called Mr. Keeps anymore.
Get a map from the forest booth.
Oh my god, I love this skateboarding around too.
He's rippin' some sick tricks while I'm traveling.
How long is he playing this shit in the whole stream, buddy?
If you don't like it, fuck off.
Looks like that little kiosk over there might have a map we can use to navigate Circuit Arcadia.
Okay, can I get down? Thank you.
Hey there, welcome to Circuit Arcadia.
Home of rea-pharmaceuticals. How can I help you?
We need a map.
A map? Why? We can help you with that.
Go ahead and take one. They're free.
Enjoy beautiful Circuit Arcadia.
Perfect! We got a map! Now go ahead and open it up.
Hey, use that map to see if you can't find what Mr. Keeps' new shop is.
But it's on there somewhere.
Open the map.
Everything's in an alien language.
It's way more fun to be a badass one at home.
It's so fun when they raise our bounty.
I get the appeal.
I can't believe we were killing all those criminals for years.
I really miss read that one huh?
Why do all the guns like being like like bad people?
Just living for the fucking thrill of it
All right, I'm gonna be able to buy stuff
Yeah, I'm seeing these blue things on my map somebody said this was a lug lock
Oh, where?
Up there?
Like that one?
Like how would I even get up there?
Let's buy some bounty juice, please, dip shit!
Let's do that when we need it!
Wait, feed the Gatlians with bounty juice to quickly refill their trick holes.
you're in combat oh so if I need to spam all I used you wait what's Spencer's
immediately guarding to the back section welcome to Spencer's gifts my name is
Spencer and these are my gifts mr. Keep
Down okay corporate is writing my ass about using my old name my name is Spencer now
This is Spencer's gifts
Sometimes you have to sell your name and likeness to Spencer's gifts if you want to keep selling other shit
Oh trust me
I love for you to sell some of your shit especially since you're full of it you old man
And uh, we're just here to buy a Demo Jump unit.
Oh yeah, we got a good one for ya, but good luck buying it.
He considers it a sentimental item.
It's from my personal collection.
You sure you don't want an avenge seven-fold t-shirt
or some penis-shaped candy?
That stuff is way better, trust me.
You're not grabbing for a fashion rat party,
you friggin' dumbass.
You're looking for a damn upgrade.
I want money, dad!
Money to my food, dad!
You have to sell something of fucking value, dawg!
But I love all my stuff.
OK.
Maybe we can all just calm down and figure something out?
No, that's it.
I've had it.
I'm flipping, getting the hell out of here
and setting up my own store.
Hey, you want something for your suit?
Come see me, the next store for my December
I mean, while I'm here I feel like I should buy something from Spectrum.
Well, uh, it's nice to see you all again.
He's not gonna sell it to you, huh?
I guess we're gonna have to figure something else out.
Yeah, just head on back to quarters for now, and make sure nobody-
He spots you.
Remember, you're a wanted criminal.
Out of curiosity, chat, I'm sorry.
Oh
That's not
Wow, that's not even what streamer mode is it's just it's just
Hundred thousand dollars for a bill though
Our hundred thousand credits
Yeah, no wonder you ain't making any sales here, man. Your prices are terrible. What the fuck?
Overpriced shit get to a call
Who the hell is Sniper?
Am I able to hit him from that far away?
Watch that Sniper!
We're gonna pick out that Sniper!
Wait, how many of us are ready to go?
Oh, they just help cats? Oh, and they just re-feel shield.
I should just go fight them. Yo, where are those lug locks, is that? How the fuck do I find them?
Oh, this is it.
That's a log lock.
Okay, that gives me money.
I need $200.
$200 is down to my pink build-up from center.
Let's fucking go!
Dude, I hate how long it will take to come fight!
I'm gonna die!
Oh my god, I'm gonna die!
I won't die! Never mind, I'll take that back, I'm sorry!
Oh my god that guy's huge.
How is he not yet?
There we go.
Wait, I think I saw another lug lock over here.
here. Chad, have you ever peed one like me now?
Uh, Job just showed up at quarters. No idea how he found the place.
Great, a hole in our security. He set up shop and says he's well, uh,
selling that upgrade you were looking for. For a price.
Yeah, just come back to a call station before anyone spots you.
We can stick you up from there in the RV.
Alright, it's 200 E's. What do I actually buy with that shit?
Oh, how does adventure feel in so far?
Better or worse than the time you fought in G3?
Personally, I'm going to have to grasp
it to feel a little nicer than that.
Can I fast travel?
I'm around at least, right?
That's not just me, huh?
I'm not just imagining it.
Upgrade your skateboard.
You think that's the best thing to upgrade?
No!
I love this shit!
I feel like the best thing to upgrade would probably be like a gun.
I
Raisin I am Saxon thinking for the raid cat and white TV give it some crew
kebab and raisin for the sub
We're looking for him. Make sure to grab that from him.
Where is Jorba?
Up here he is.
Hello and welcome in Jorbs!
I'm Jorba, you already knew that, didn't you, you little paypid?
And yeah, I found your little hideout, I'm a hacker!
Get with the times, you can find anything online!
But don't worry, I scuz the trail clean so nobody else is gonna find this place, trust me.
Now you owe me big time, you're desperate!
That's the best kind of customer.
Now I can tell you cheap quality shit directly from inside your criminal HQ.
No paper trail, no questions asked.
None of that Spencer's GIFs LLC corporate bureaucracy bullshit.
Am I great? Have you guys ever seen the show?
Oh my god.
It's not from Rick and Morty.
I think it has to be this character.
Oh my god.
What is it on Hulu? It's an original Hulu show and they're aliens.
Don't just take your time, they're not gonna rush you.
That's Jesse from Solar Opposites.
Oh, it's only a hundred.
That's just a fuck.
Congratulations, you got a double jump unit. It's like you can jump, but twice.
They're supposed to be impressed.
Piss off!
Looks like you're ready for rush.
Oh, this is really how you get good up today.
Check in with Lizzie. We've got an update.
This is just a collectible.
Oh my God, 1500?
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
Oh my god 1500.
Piercer relax and reduces charge up for Sweezy's piercing shot.
The spring that yanks trash crystals into place increases Sweezy's reload speed.
This really hurts her, but she knows it's important for the mission.
Oh that's sad.
Well well well, it isn't by me today.
Yeah I bet we're gonna find some fish to put in here. I don't know what else to put this thing in here.
Why else would there be an aquarium in the game if we can't put fish in it?
Health tank upgrades gotta be good, shield tank upgrade.
Chumps up, gusses, slug shots through controlled fragmented chambers increases gusses' poise while firing.
That's good.
I think these are better. I like using guss in battle more than cc.
You're good, Craig!
I think I just like shotguns in these types of movement games too.
What did he say about the fucking fish? How do I get fish in the tank?
in the tank?
Alright, here's the deal. You're one of us now. Welcome to the Bleeding Stars. Our biggest
threat now is Rea Pharmaceuticals. We already saw their handiwork in the lab under the zoo.
If we don't stop them, they'll legalize humans as a drug and turn us into cattle
to be farmed into pills.
She's right. It's a lot to take in, I know, but we have a plan to stop them.
Our main target-
What did that one chatter say?
Everybody's adding them.
Oh god.
I love that we're doing boss hunting.
I'll be off doing smaller missions, but you should handle the big targets.
I hate to admit it, but you're better at killing than the rest of us combined.
Thank you.
Now that you're one of us, put that trigger finger to good use and fuck off Big Pharma.
Yeah, right now the billionaire's summing up for his own future.
I know, I know, I'm really good at games.
Send your schedule for an appearance at a big political convention off-world.
If you want a full briefing before you dive in, I Jerry Rigdon old bounty 95 into the obvious yum-yum.
It's off the grid and it'll keep our targets in order for us.
You got this. Go make things right.
All right, so I get to choose who I want to kill first.
And now back to the end credits and SNL, the show.
The show that's just no comedy and only credits.
Thank you. Thank you so much.
What a lovely show. So fun having everyone on the stage.
Somebody said this game's ass.
Chad, how are you fucking up the game?
I'm thinking this game's awesome this far.
It's not for everybody, bro, but I think this is hilarious.
And the combat's fun.
I think you just jump the RV. I mean there's nothing I can really buy
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For that one stupid chatter that was like this game sucks,
You don't understand the amount of fucking stuff they put into this goddamn game.
The amount of people that don't eat it, that will probably run commercials for like 15 minutes.
Like, you can just sit and just do random shit in this game.
Like, there's just so much- like, obviously there's, you know, something that you're following.
But like, they just have so much like side stuff that's just like, oh, intergalactic table.
And just like, voice lines that are just getting spammed and you can just skip, but it's just like, they're funny.
We're here to target some shoes, Ron.
Oh, I gotta talk to Dean.
All right, here you go.
I jail-broke the YamYam's GPS to run an older version of the bounty hunting's network software.
It's entirely untraceable and runs like shit.
Welcome to the bounty 95.
Take a look at your new targets.
English.
It is your responsibility to practice safe driving rules.
Do not drive like a jerk.
Place this device somewhere that will keep...
All right.
All right, who do we want to kill first?
Larry Pinkstock or Muppiedoo?
Larry Pinkstock or Muppiedoo?
I'm not going to lie, Muppiedoo looks really easy to kill.
Larry kind of looks like he would be more of a challenge.
Four eyes, a bit of a wider frame.
Muppiedew kind of looks like a chud.
Gigachad sub three.
Gigachad sub three.
Let's kill Muppiedew first.
That's Senator Muppiedew, a politician in Big Pharma's pocket.
He'll do whatever they say.
Sign any bill or push for any legislation that helps them dehumanize us.
What the fuck is that?
You don't really need to hard sell killing a politician.
We're on board.
He's about to make an appearance at Polycon on ConCon.
The convention planet. There'll be a big crowd. The perfect opportunity to kill him.
We'll just need to fix the RV up a bit first.
You should be all set. Head out whenever you're ready.
What the hell was that?
What was that stuff?
It was like quarters and I was clicking it.
It wasn't doing anything.
Oh, quarters is my place, so I can just fast-travel over there.
Oh, my God.
I love Gus. Gus is such a guy.
me please. How did I lose my skateboard?
He keeps trying to get one of us to find him an ass cushion and we are not indulging him.
There's one up there. I'm just trying to grab these little collectibles as we go.
I gotta steal a catalytic converter.
This is surely not that hard.
Are you sure this isn't the right time?
What's going on, Dean?
That's not it either!
That's it. That's what we need.
Hey, I saw that.
No, you didn't.
The clock's all ripped off.
Shit.
Security.
Thanks, man.
I guess we'll stay in touch.
I can't believe we used to be sleeping.
Oh, my God.
What's going on with student comparts?
I used to do it all the time.
There's a bunch of these little like things in here, with the inside.
I don't think so.
Sorry.
What is that?
All right, I'll leave.
Hey, my disc is just to go what you wanted.
Okay, go to one.
I think you got it, Mom.
Any of that.
Okay.
I think you got it, Mom.
Amen.
OK.
You got the cattle and the converter.
We can finally make the warp to Con Con.
Yeah, good work.
We'll swing down and grab you in the RV, OK?
Shit.
Let's fucking go.
Oh, he's right here.
I thought I had to go back to the fast travel point.
It says there's one right above me, but I don't see it.
You know what I'm talking about on the minimap chat?
I don't think I need that much currency right now though.
Let's hop in.
It is nice to get upgrades.
Too late.
Next stop, Concon.
The convention convention.
Wabra Jean's third eye, it's been like that.
It's a little droopy.
It might be a form of like alien erectile dysfunction.
I don't really know.
But it's like dead and it's just hanging there.
I told him last time to just cut it off,
but he didn't do like that.
Watch out!
I said it would look better if you just cut it off.
I
No!
Awww.
Hi, who are you?
I'm nobody. Stay out of my way or I'll kill you.
Must be one of those psycho freaks here from Murnaquah.
Just ignore him and focus on what he might be doing.
I'm a driver, um, all day.
Why are they in traffic? Just drive lower.
Oh my god, wait, they're actually just all getting blown up.
I'll jump it out of that van far.
There we go.
How do you start to give me an intro?
Eight thousand, no time.
Oh wait, these people are so easy to kill.
No, we got a spot right here. You should probably make it there. Don't worry. I'll clear it out real quick
Wow dude, I am locked to the fucking game.
Dude, I love the movement. I love the fucking skateboard movement.
Find a parking spot.
Chat, let me know if you see a spot. Who right here works?
I'm seeing Fred a bit here.
Here comes Bradley.
Oh, they're trying to hold the spot!
You think you know what the fucking spot oh you can't reserve a spot like that buddy
Where is another spot
Why did we why did we throw it into some old
Your nose, what are they typing chat do you think about what have lazy a kid or thinking to the separate thing
I
Wasn't seeing shot. What were they what were they spanning about?
Nothing's gonna just being ass. Yeah, I'm screwing up
but I'm just seeing some people get banned.
Tank thingy with some cater for the sound.
Whatever.
How much of the energy do you grab for all of this?
There's another spot.
Where are you?
I was pulling in, you slugger!
This party's on its own, fuck off!
Take that spot and I'll run your ass over.
Oh my god, it tells me where the spot is.
I'm a fucking idiot.
I told the kids this morning to stay here.
Steer me? Steer me?
Oh, a deb's detected. Why? I called dibs.
Come on, come on, hit it.
The spot's clear.
I'm shoving it real quick before I go into danger.
It's a fusion!
It's a complete fusion!
I'm trying to get in, let's bring up the line!
Gino, cool down in a minute.
I know.
In the meantime, can you just find another spot?
I'll find you another spot.
You can get in now!
I can't leave, Tony!
Finally!
I'm going to be fucking dead!
Woo!
Oh, watch out!
Get the heck out of here!
I've got the money!
Oh, it's a handicapped spot.
She has the fucking life!
Here we go!
I'm going to get away.
Get away!
No!
We're going safe!
Okay, okay, you know what?
We'll just circle around and deal with parking ourselves.
You guys go on ahead.
No problem at all!
Looks like we can use that wreckage to get out of here.
You're not going any further!
Congratulations.
I can climb this?
Oh, I can't.
Oh, it's called Con Con because it's just a bunch of convention.
It's the convention convention.
It all makes sense now.
I was joking, please.
Uh-huh.
Oh, hey there. First time at Con Con.
Oh, man. Sorry, the train was out. I don't know what happened there.
It definitely wasn't my fault. Don't listen to anyone who says it was my fault. It was nothing to do with it.
Now, big dog, you alright?
How do we change the subject? They answer some of your questions.
You crashed the tram, right?
You're the one who crashed the tram, right?
You were clearly the driver!
Come on, don't say that. No, I wasn't.
Why are you saying that? Why are you saying I'm the driver?
Just because I'm wearing a little outfit that looks like I'm a driver tram.
But that's not why I'm wearing this.
I wear this to model train con.
It's not happening this year, but it's just wearing memory of last year's con.
So you don't fuck you. Fuck you. Lay off, okay?
Mind your own business. It doesn't concern you.
So what if I had a little drink before getting in the driver's seat?
You've seen parking, Conn?
This shit's a war zone!
You want me to do this sober?
It's not my fault I crashed!
So fucker, cut me off, I swear!
Ah, sorry, sorry, sorry.
Heh heh.
Oh, heh heh, you got me all round up.
Why don't we just start it up and talk about this, okay?
Enjoy, Conn, Conn!
I'm not gonna ask, bro, how many Conn there are.
That's where Senator Muppetoo will be.
What?
He's in the pocket of a big farmer.
He'll say whatever you pay him to say.
Legalized humans.
Take him out.
Oh, and be careful.
We're picking up that guy on our radar.
The one who was following with you?
Someone's turned on his because no one
had a common purpose.
Your eyes peeled.
Oh, the other care risk that was there.
Maybe I should stop calling myself a care risk.
Oh, we made it.
Attention, body contact.
Senator Marvin, you will be leaving his place in Sharpec.
Please, let's follow each now.
Sorry.
Shit, it's almost starting.
Find a way in.
I wasn't trying to counter anything.
I'm just, you know, trying to enjoy the convention.
You mind if I come in?
Sorry, Polycon.
I'd say it.
Could you tell us how to get into Polycon?
I'm sorry, we're at capacity.
Can't let you in unless you're working the event,
in which case I'd tell you to go through the maintenance
area below the entrance.
Sounds like sneaking into that maintenance area
will lead us straight into Polycon.
Sorry, the service elevator is broken.
I said the elevator is broken, you'll have to wait.
Uh, we're actually repairmen sent here to fix the elevator.
What? Really? Why didn't you say sooner?
Get in there. I've been waiting all day for you.
Fuckin' kill this guy the first second I have.
Hold up. I'm spotting a collectible.
In the other wall, I can't grab it.
Good luck. You've got no idea what's wrong with it.
Holy shit! Are you guys okay?
Cut it out! You're gonna break it even more.
Holy shit! Are you guys okay?
I think so.
I didn't finish giving you the instructions yet.
I'm gonna lose my job.
Okay, let's see. We'll try a system reboot.
Go push the up button down and hold it down until I tell you to stop and whatever you do
Don't jump or shoot anything. This thing's barely holding on but that's a red
You see the button does this down look down at the up button
The down and push it down. That's great. Now keep it held down. Trust me. It just needs a few seconds
Great! Now I need you to keep it held down, and press the down button as well with your other hand.
Gotta press them both at the same time.
That's impossible.
What's wrong? You can't press both buttons at once?
Oh my God! Is it because you're holding that stupid docking dot?
They watch it! They never put us down unless they absolutely have five!
Then we're gonna have to get into the electrical panel.
Do you got any tools to pry it open?
I got a gun? Oh, a knife.
Yeah! I'm gonna help folks!
Nice one! Okay, now do you see the button in there?
I need you to press it once, then count.
Okay, perfect!
One, two, three...
Oh, sorry. I'll just let you stand 20 seconds.
I can hear you! You're sadly boy, you said it!
Oh, my God, you didn't say 20 seconds!
Let's try that again, and be extra, sir, and you'll count it to 20 this time!
One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight.
Stop the tracking at nine, ten, eleven, twelve, thirteen, fourteen.
15
NICEEEE
I got this cannon as a bonus
Oh, shit, oh
Oh my god
The smith will make his workers at the bottom of the shaft
I thought I was counting too slow
It's not our fault
You ruined me
Nobody will ever hire me again
Final call of H
Big body. Up here?
courtesy of our mystery friend
I'm sure.
You. In the rough kids.
This is my kill. Keep your distance or else.
Ugh.
Oh, he's also going to kill Mopi-do?
Mopi just let him.
Fuck.
Uh...
Oh shit
Wait, I need another one
I
Shot how do I get both of these
But I just found something in the con con blueprints.
Looks like this building's been outdated for some sort of state-of-the-art lethal security system.
Watch your step and don't shoot!
Ewww! Do not take the shot!
I repeat, do not take the shot!
We've got a security system that'll take you out!
Oh, damn! Got it!
Now make it work!
This is their purpose!
It is crucial!
We can transition humans from sanctioned species to protect any way they have a safety.
How do I get up there?
How?
Yeah, where's all this goo coming from?
Oh, this is a job of God for sure.
all of this human drug trafficking behind us and do it the right way!
It's a perfectly legal, easy to access medicinal talent.
Offline to freedom!
Dude, stop enabling and disabling sub-mode, please.
Now twice!
And get right to where the hero has to go!
Oh my God, you're right fucking there.
The hero of Chief Farmer!
The hero of the murder of fucking you!
Oh my god, how do I get up there?
Nothing
Do the deal
Now what the fuck does that do?
I need the other one still.
Shouldn't I grab this fucker to get the other one?
Yup, I'm a genius.
Give me some stupid portal puzzle, you think I can't figure that out?
Richard Bang! There we go!
Can I shoot him now?
Senator Muppeteer!
Nobody told me he had a shrink ray!
Am I gonna fucking fight this guy now?
Oh my God, why did you meddle in my affairs?
I've never once watched an assassination.
You marred my perfect vessel.
We're trying to kill Buffy, you fool!
Yo, I am actually already about to die.
You were working the same job.
I sleep.
I'm a popular target.
But I'll do my best.
And I don't allow interference.
What the fuck?
You're good.
I'll give you that.
But you mustn't forget that I'm the one in control here.
Oh
Predictions I win this no problem first try
No
We'll see about that!
Hey, Mal!
It looks like we're kicking your ass!
You're in for a world of hurt now!
What the fuck is that?!
Oh my god!
The ground is lost, you did it!
Ow!
Oh, he's dead.
I eat weaklings like you for breakfast, like Jackie!
Where are you about to eat shit if you can't eat shit?
Not to be gone!
Damn it! Busted by an amateur.
So, this is how things end for me.
Life support systems failing.
Blood reserves cut off.
Kinetological functionality, locking up.
Duets, kill me.
Look, dude, I think we're on the same side here.
We both want Muffy to dead.
Were you trying to save humans, dude?
I'm just a...
My name is Jesus, and this was just another job for me.
The client was just another politician
who wanted the competition out of the picture.
I know nothing of this human nonsense all right chief here's the deal you're worried about your perfect record right
We can use the extra help you want me
To join me well we're literally we're literally recruiting the Avengers
Still trying to restore it but no no look at me look at the state I'm in
And I'll know the rights. I've never failed the mission before and I'm not gonna fail one now
I'll do whatever it takes.
Carve me out of here with your knife.
What?
Really?
You want us to carve you up?
Yes.
The rest of my body is already dead.
Only my head matters now.
I'll explain more as you go.
Really?
You're absolutely sore.
I'm sure you cut his head off.
No take-backs now.
Let's do this.
All right.
This is an intense procedure.
Let me explain this very carefully.
You'll need to sever my anterior cephalic nerve
and then quickly curb the bleeding with a damp cloth.
I don't have a damp cloth.
Make a superficial incision south of my dark stomach.
Ah, let's just go for it.
And tie off a retinous cord.
Oh, you didn't even wait for me to finish explaining.
Oh, you're actually doing everything correctly.
I'm a natural.
This is what I was born to do.
Oh, keep going.
This body has become
I'm surprised to say you really seem to know what you're doing. That's right. I know everything there is to know about
Separate my head from my torso
And I will myself become the deadliest of weapons
Wait, is he going to stop a weapon that I get to use?
Oh my god, hell.
No fucking way we just kill the guy and unlock him as a weapon.
Wow, you really just did all of that without any instructions at all.
I kinda can't believe it.
Alright then.
Looks like the security system is sheltered out, but fear not.
I'm certain we can lower the barrier with an electrical overcharge.
You'll find that my spike ability may be able to help with that.
First finding an electrical power source and use my spinal connection to the fuse
box.
Go ahead, try it.
Gonna enjoy this
Damn, dude, he's got a burst fire weapon wait, this is actually nuts
This is the only weapon that I'm now using what are you waiting for
Oh my god, dude, this is literally an ADS no recoil gun. This is a laser cannon with a red dot
This is fucking sick
I didn't think this was so complicated hopefully you don't take as long to find the amplifiers
No, no you get ahead of yourself. We need to accumulate some sound
Wow
Oh
Oh, fuck, I gotta reload.
Oh, we make a fucking great team sheet.
I did not think I would be imperative to use a weapon.
Ah, we go.
Where am I supposed to go?
Oh.
We're now under emergency security lockdown.
We're now flavoring content that hookah, murder con, and rail con to be on high alert.
But no security come first.
Now back for a quick death.
Wait, but I can't reach that one.
Oh, they're coming!
Good boy!
Wow, so it's like a triple kill.
I just wait for the energy drink.
Fuck.
Good guy's merciless.
Bring it on!
I don't have the following trail but there's no money, can I actually get?
Oh, I'm not able to get over there.
I think we'll find I can be of some use here with the right toe hitch my spike technique to create a very good
But let me be clear my spike zip line is not a toy
Oh my god, it's a zip line hate to say it but you're gonna have to cross the murder
There's a murder convention
Why would there ever be a murder convention?
Oh, gosh, I have to sign up.
Very funny.
Like I don't hear that all the time.
Oh, we have 8 AM murder, not AM murder. That's AM murder, 11 AM murder.
I'm just gonna need you to leave and sign this waiver.
How long we gonna need to read through that? I'm just sign it.
This is all that stands between me and a beautiful heavenly blubbub.
You know, this is actually really nice. Very loud.
I might need the eyes very loud.
Brutus Von Muir is back. You know Brutus, right?
Brutus Von Muir is back. You know Brutus, right?
Brutus Von Muir is back. He always wins.
There's a winner, by the way. That's how this works.
It's whoever can beat last year's high school...
The last year's high score was a murder convention dinner
on the top of the B server.
Is this like a gladiator arena?
Ladies and gentlemen, a new contestant has entered the murder cubs.
Ah, yeah! Yeah! Let's go!
Oh, I can't wait! Oh, I can't wait!
I'm gonna see if he has a million fences.
Oh, God.
We've been here for so long.
Oh, you get points.
Wait, I gotta move my camera.
Marudis isn't first.
Oh, well, take it to three.
You're going down to the pencil off.
I'm going to ask if you're all right.
I'm doing good.
Thank you for asking.
Larry can tell you this stuff.
All right, walk in.
Go get killed now, bro.
Whoa!
Oh, you were just sexy.
I thought it was you, you shoddy ass.
What you know right now, Brutus is not one.
Anyway, points are doubled.
Yeah, I think it's like getting into him.
Yes! Yes!
I heard it.
Amaya, have mercy!
Oh, yes!
This is great!
I'm gonna murder your children!
That's what I live for!
He's moving up that floor!
Dude, people are fucking ranking up
bastard out of here.
I'm gonna be talking to everyone about Scythe!
Oh, yes!
I
Oh
I am way behind
Why am I so far behind
I'm not letting a little person's family stop him from racking up a clue!
I'm running alright, follow this excitement, let's go to the end!
This one goes out to all of you members!
Stealing kill, third party!
I'm running, I'm settling for a study 3 and 44.
Double your ears, ignore the music, excitement is the world.
While they can't get out of the way, everybody believe!
For this body, I'll rock it all!
That guy just came in with a fucking fist. Where's Brutus?
Wait, I'm actually coming back.
Why did we need to go through Murdercon again?
Oh
We are ranking up
Do come at me, hit the magic shield!
No, it's time to break out of this special game!
Oh, please look to the special gas!
Hurry!
He's burning!
He's burning!
Save him!
Go on to the rainy chat for murder!
Come on!
Shoot him!
Fuck!
Leave me alone!
Kill!
Oh, please!
Kill!
Oh, he's pyramid head!
You're shooting him in the head!
I guess it's for words and just-
Why does he be here again?
Take it off them now!
Oh shit!
Why you block up my pretty stickers triangle heads?
You fake fruitists!
What are you doing?
This is what I was trying for!
Ow!
Ow!
Ow!
Ow, that actually really fucked me up!
Oh, I've never felt so alive my time!
Plenty more!
You stupid bitch!
Please handle that!
Die, then!
He's just above the center ground!
What?
Where the hell are you?
Don't shoot head!
Don't shoot head!
I'll knock you down!
Can you fucking do that?
Putting them in the tank?
I can't believe I'm saying this.
I think what it feels like
is gonna take me
to the top!
Let's hear some noise!
Good. You're alive.
That wasn't so bad, was it?
Oh, fresh air!
She's close to human con now.
She's got a couple more cons to get there,
and you'll have Muffy in your side.
A couple more?
Oh, my God!
What is it, Chief?
We're found a pocket spot.
Holy shit.
Okay.
Okay.
Isn't this easy?
Hi-hi!
Look, you son of a bitch!
Sorry, I got one more.
Hurry up, you little...
No, you don't
Half-bite get a quick trip on it
The fuck are they there for
I didn't know where I was supposed to go
I
I need this to turn.
Are you enjoying the game so far? I think it's fun as hell.
Turn the game volume down to your mic volume up.
Chat, is the game volume fine? I asked about two hours ago and everybody said it was fine.
Me seeks thank you for the free, put a button on the top,
although you keep shooting with the species, it doesn't bunch of damage.
Anything, if it's somewhere in Sapple, don't give it a sound.
Chat, where should I fucking shoot this?
Shoot this. I didn't put the other way.
Maybe I should have started over here.
Oh, I'm literally dead. Okay.
Oh shit! Get away from me!
It's the Zenitha. He's getting away.
When am I able to fucking fight?
It seems to me like in the adequate number of junctions, if there is some low functioning combat environment in the map, I have to be good enough.
This sounds like a job for a lug blob. Is there anything they can't do?
Sheep can use lug lobs as junctions to complete his puzzles.
Wow!
How do I get over there off my game crash?
Well, that's what people are talking about in the reviews.
I'm kind of surprised it crashed two hours in.
That's a good point for me to go take a piss.
All right, coming down 30 seconds, then we'll hop back in.
you
you
you
you
Oh, hold up.
Hold up, hold up, wait let me play this actually.
you
Hold up
Okay
Walk in chat. I hope it's saved
Where it crashed
Or at least like right next to it because that's gonna suck if it like resets us
Also, oh my god, every editor fucking messaged me a video.
Give me another minute! Sorry!
Okay, also hold up, I got a message from my manager.
Okay. Jesus Christ, chat. I am so fucking sorry.
Okay. Let me send this to my editor and then we can fucking begin. One for a VR day of
Games
Okay
Okay, oh my god
I'm getting over stimulated. I'm getting over stimulated. I'm getting over stimulated. I'm getting over fucking stimulated dude Jesus Christ
Okay
Whatever let's run it the game crashes. I'm gonna freak out
Oscar thank you for the sub xy thank you for the sub xy for the sub quanta give it a three mile
I'll take a bit of three. I had a question DMT trip
I saw you in the fourth dimension. That's awesome rocket and rally think of it the same year for the sub. Okay
Okay, I just feel bad when I have to pause midstream to do this shit
But it's like if I don't respond then they don't get back to me for another 24 hours
And then they respond on stream and then now I'm behind because we're not on schedule to post when we need to post shit
So then I just have to reply
Eat an animal that might actually help or make it worse. I don't know either way
Okay. Let's tap in. Holy fuck. Okay. Exit out of that. Launch on life. There we go.
If it didn't save, where it fucking crashed, I swear I'm going to freak the fuck out.
Daniels for the sub Oscar for the sub somebody or de-invadeable
Wait, can I see if this shit we get okay after we killed the Mopey guy
I'll fucking drink a tea or tea drink. I just want to I want to get there. I want to get back to that
I want to get back to that first
Can it capture the fucking game
Continue. Maybe it'll capture it when we load it. I swear if it resets me. It's compiling
20,000 shaders
It's
All right, we're back where we just were thank fuck hold up now. I got to figure out why this isn't working
does it look normal
we're literally right where we are
okay
thanks fuck it looks good alright
now how the fuck do I get over there
oh
I am not moving, I am merely question-opening.
Attention human-con attendees, we apologize for the inconvenience, but the convention
is temporarily closed.
We also have to cancel the Tom Holland Mutant Reach.
NOOOOOO!
NOOOOOO!
Come holiday's the best winter band!
Hmm...
Interesting.
I love when they give me the reminders like that.
He said you're terrorists, you're making me mistyld.
You'll need to utilize both electric junctions and those disgusting rune ones to over the
spell.
Oh fuck, hold on one more time please.
You fuckers ready for sweetie?
Wait, I fucked this up.
Ah, maybe I did it.
No. No.
Wait, Gus is in the house.
Yep, Gus, don't need you right now, big dog sign.
We officially closed?
Just plundin', killin' me.
6-7!
Step right in the park, sweet innocent human!
6-7!
You just don't understand what makes humans so great, right?
I'll get spotted.
Time to finish our mission.
Senator Muppeteer!
Who are you? Why are you trying to kill me?
I'm just a fight-killer.
But no, that was my design of the human's personal.
I don't like to let you joke about that, Johnny.
I'm just getting on to the place.
Blast off. Just follow that coffee truck.
I shot that guy.
He's using his bodyguard.
Yeah, hopefully he runs on a second floor out of his standing pack.
Yeah, does he have an infinite number of bodyguards?
He looks like a health bar for his standing pack.
Oh
He is really weak like he's got hard to kill once he doesn't have his
You
This is close range this
Oh, he's already half out. Oh
My god
Oh, he's like that
Oh, is this very happy already that's it. I can't beat you this way. I swear
I'm going to do what I'm best at ruining things from the inside
You're calling my bottle
Bad news! I am detecting a very hostile tiny life form inside of our suit with us.
Oh, yep, he's got me! Okay, yeah, now he's putting me in some form of a Shibari rope bondage situation.
Okay, now he's gagging me a-
Oof, oof, oof, oof, oof, oof, oof, oof!
I got you now!
Oh, nice man you got here.
Surrender now, or I'll kill your little digital helper.
What's going on?
Is he in your suit?
How are you supposed to fight him like that?
He's forced to change his battle spirit.
You're gonna have to take him here.
I'm gonna do it.
Go into your suit and finish my mission for me.
For us.
How long is this again in my suit?
Control yourself.
What's gone into you?
Oh no, Muppy do went into your inventory, follow him quick!
Aw man, he messed things up pretty bad already.
I can't navigate the bendings of normal anymore.
I can be the stamina of the inventory.
Hey, here, use me.
It's pseudo time.
I can be a weapon too.
Punch out, pseudo.
Let's fuck shit up.
Come on, he's in the inventory.
He's getting his nasty hands all over all that precious stuff.
You got a squish him or something.
Ah, there he is.
Stop him!
Ah!
You'll never get me.
Oh, he's hiding over there.
Do you see him?
Am I being helpful?
Oh, go there!
Come on, Sprit, just click down a light and press it.
Just smush that...
He's over there, behind, behind, behind...
Where, where you're looking at?
Ow, leave me alone!
Get him out of there!
Come on, Sprit, just...
Oh, he's over there now!
Go on, Grimdor!
You seem to see where I'm saving you.
He's over there!
Ow!
Ah, goddammit!
Ow!
Get this senator off of me!
Ow, this is humiliating.
Ow!
Ow, stop it!
Ah! Ow!
Ah! Alright, fine.
Fine! I'm done here anyway.
I'll mess up the stuff that really matters.
Oh no, he went into the system tab.
That's the worst place you could go!
We have to stop-
The feng shui in here is terrible!
Oh, hey, what are you doing?
Dude, oh my god, he like, don't make the stand.
Gotta find a new spot.
You're not gonna believe what I'm about to do is again, yep that's right he's in the settings, he's in the menus, he's doing his favorite thing in the world, fuck that guy.
There!
Oh my god he's in the system setting.
You can't catch me moron!
Ow!
Oh, gosh.
I just wanna talk about what you've been ever doing.
It feels great.
I hope you don't mind.
Yeah, so the only problem is, I don't know what to talk about with him.
You got anything?
That's not something we've ever had anything to talk about with him.
Arthur!
No!
Let's see how you like this.
This is how you do it.
Oh, what's this?
This is something I've been thinking about.
Oh, shit, he's going into the file.
And Scott, dammit, we gotta stop him.
Oh man, not this fucking with your sliders!
One of those is a hydrogen supply!
If you don't stop him, he'll kill us both!
And I don't want to die!
How do I stop him?
Fucker!
I'm doing my hard work!
Let's stop him!
Fucker!
Fucker!
Fucker!
Let's slide this all the way over.
Oh, you bet.
I'll turn on my CPI.
I think I can stop them.
You gotta get them off these sliders first.
I'm not getting them off.
Oh my God.
This is impossible.
Okay, he's almost off.
Just making a few adjustments.
I think I've got a plan.
Just get him out of here.
All right, all right, all right.
We got him.
Oh my God, you fucking bitch.
You know how much of that cook-to-push?
No.
You know how much of that took to push?
Let me just scooch this over here.
Get him out of here! Do it! Now!
I'm trying, brother!
Leave it be!
Stupid human! Hit him!
You think anyone will even remember you kind of thing?
No! No! No!
What's this?
Oh my god, no! No! No!
No.
If you want me, you're going to have to reset everything.
No.
You're no human.
Oh, god.
Oh, no.
This is bad.
This is really bad.
The only way to get to him now is to do a full factory reset.
Why, then?
I don't know what's going to happen if we reset everything.
Wow.
Well, what the hell?
Oh, what's wrong?
Maybe that's, can I disable courage in your settings menu?
What are you scared to press it?
FUUCK YOU!
Oh my Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa-
Bible Adventures!
Noah's Ark, Baby Moses, David and Goliath.
Help Noah round up the animals and carry them onto the Ark and stock up on the food.
for our research.
It's me, Sudo. Hello? Can you hear me?
Hello?
You're alive? I thought I was just waiting to notice.
Hello!
What am I trying to do?
Hello?
Hello?
I don't know if you can hear me, but I'm trying to fix this.
I was able to redirect the reset into this, this whole game that comes preloaded onto the Bounty Suit systems.
I have no idea why they preloaded the game about the Earth's Bible, but whatever, we can't ask those questions right now.
Shit.
Sorry, I've almost got it worked out. Just, just sit tight.
Brother, I am just...
Oh, they got it! I made it in time!
You don't have to start over! My love for you was so strong I was able to recover the data!
No! How did you survive that?
We can handle it from here.
You naive little human, you'll never stop re-aparmaceuticals!
Ah, this is perfect!
Now destroy your tiny little brain from the inside out!
Oh shit, you found the self-destruct button?
We gotta get him out of here, whatever it takes!
Is he in my eyeball?
I've got many great ideas!
Timon, I know exactly what to do!
Stab me directly into your face!
Uh, I don't know!
Alright, Naifee, I'm gonna help pull up the visual aid and you stab!
Oh hey, how's that sound? Let's do this!
What?!
This really is the best day of my life!
Oh my god!
You want a piece of me?! You want a piece of me?!
Oh, you're just scabbing your face! Don't let him dodge!
You humans only use 10% of your brain, right?
Really, hope that doesn't...
You're just scabbing everything you do, you fucking...
Right here, thank you, scab him, right here!
Oh, my god, yeah, perfect shot!
Am I missing?
Oh, yeah, I'd love to see a senator bleed like that.
He's gotta be dead
I also think I gave myself a lobotomy
The senator has been going with the human the fading class they need immediate medical assistance
Shit. We're on our way. Gene, step on it.
Are you kidding me? I just-
That's missing our location to you now.
How did you even part?
Thank you.
No, thank you. I feel that you lot may have-
How do you even get to meet Tom Holland?
I think I'm already getting my sense of purpose.
Just keep them conscious so we get there, okay?
Stay with me, human. I haven't properly thanked you yet for helping me finish my mission.
For showing me that I don't have to work alone for-
Hey! Hey! Wake up! Wake up!
Oh my god, did I actually die?
So, and cross that bounty off the board.
How many bounties do you think we have to do?
Cross Senator Murphy off the board.
Oh.
Nicely done.
Oh, well now, no, I circled him, so now it kind of seems like we have a...
Okay.
We'll continue our coverage tonight with tragic victory from Khan Khan, where Senator Muppey-Doo has been assassinated.
The killing has sent shockwaves through the political world and beyond, with immediate repercussions already being felt across multiple sectors.
Experts believe Senator Muppey-Doo was targeted after he publicly backed re-ephomaceuticals in their conduct and pushed to legalize humans.
Oh sorry.
After an initial failed assassination attempt, the assassins continued undeterred in the pursuit
of the senator, ultimately compromising him to a permanent end.
The party suddenly reached a full list of casual enjoyed details surrounding the attack,
but I witnessed a weapon brought chaos and panic in the moments following the assassination.
Wait, will it actually play fucking movies if I turn strength mode off?
I mean, on high alert and officials are urging citizens to avoid it.
Oh, I got to do weed.
Yeah, I'll not.
Area has investigated.
Assassinating the politician.
Well, do you have a middle name because they're going to want that when they
write about you in the history books.
Assassins always go by three names.
I'm realizing I never even asked you first name.
Jeez, that's crazy.
Best if I follow you out at this point.
Thank you for helping me eliminate my target.
It does not go without notice that you did some considerable cost to your own business.
Yeah, no worries.
Alright, I'm gonna go buy some shit.
I'm going to shop at Durf.
Well, well, well, if it isn't my V's favorite customer.
What should we buy then?
Oh look, a TV remote.
Maybe now you can buy me stop whining of your back you better buy something
Yo, I feel like we upgrade I feel like we upgrade she throw I was originally gonna upgrade goss in our house
Shreve she increased
But, uh, stopping power or faster ability charge.
I don't like his ability that much compared to Goss's,
but I feel like we bought-
I think we bought something.
Are we done here?
All right, how much money do I have now?
2K? I can buy one more thing.
Where was that health back?
I think the health upgrade's probably pretty good.
I'm wasting your money on my crap sucker!
Okay, what is this chatter talking about?
Try the TV thing? Yeah, we gotta turn streamer mode off.
Do you think it actually just lets me play like TV shows?
Yo editor cut this out if this becomes a YouTube video.
How do I use this?
You want another remote control?
You just weren't happy with me being in control of what we watch on the TV.
I get it. Fine. Why let Jean have anything?
How do I use this?
It's nice to see people being a family.
How do I use the remote?
This isn't copyrighted at all.
You probably should have.
Where?
How do I use it?
Who, Chip?
What can you kill, Muppie-Doug?
Hey, kid.
I'm finally starting to feel alive again.
I think we're on the right track, kid.
We were always meant to be criminals.
We're starting to feel alive again!
I think we're on the right track here.
We're on the couch.
We were always meant to be criminals.
Are you bored and lonely?
Looking for some fun?
I don't even think this is the sooner though.
I'm craving for that icky sticky legend.
What are you waiting for?
Pick up the phone and call 1-800-HOT-GUNK.
I'll have to save my sight and picture it.
And THICC. Choose the gun.
So if you need to serve that dirty squirt, pick up the phone now.
Wow, that's a lot of guns.
Too much gun tissue.
Hey, I was watching that!
Oh, you.
Were you planning on calling hot guns?
Wait, now I'm actually going to try, I'm not going to call 1-800-HOTS.
There's only few channels.
Stay tuned after the feature for upcoming titles from Astron 6.
What are we waiting for?
Raven banner I
Don't think this is streamer mode. I think that was just a joke
It's probably like copyrighted music or maybe they actually
Well, I'm actually just watching a TV show in a game right now
Earth, the legacy of the Hell Wars, where man-time fought the armies of Hell and Hell
won.
Every passing hour, another nation crumbles into technological might of this unholy menace.
And their monstrous leader, Count Dracula, as the oceans fill with the blood of billions
desperate to bravely hold their ground, and finally refusing to band in all of them.
They have an over an hour moody?
Wait, they have over hour long moody's in this?
I'm gonna sit there for hours if we don't go do something else.
I would literally watch that for like three hours.
1,800 hot guns.
A billionaire playboy who's bankrolling
re-at pharmaceuticals as their prime investor.
So if we get rid of them, we really hurt the wallet?
Exactly.
Oh, shit, I'm gonna interrupt them.
They're gonna stop them out, right?
But they'll definitely knock them on their ass.
Hold on.
Yo, carry on like 30 seconds.
Capitalist OK and Leonard himself.
If you're feeling lonely, and you need a lot of gum, make sure you eat a lot of gum.
If you're feeling lonely and you need a lot of gum, make sure you call 1-800-HOT-CAM.
Now we're gonna do High on my Thigh. Incredible. Cinema.
I gotta queue and upload real quick. Sorry.
Sorry.
It'll be trippy.
Do they actually have hour-long movies?
I did see a clip.
Okay, this is the only thing that I've not pre-watched, but I know.
Hail your savior, thank you for the fucking 50 subs, by the way.
Holy shit.
Thank them if you got a sub, thank you for the 50 fucking gifteens, dude.
Oh my god.
Thank you for the fucking 50 subs.
You did not need to do that.
I appreciate the fucking gifteens.
W fucking chatter hail your favorite. Thank you, bro. I was gonna say the one thing that I know
That there is a movie theater somewhere where they actually do just play like literal
I don't think they're new films I think they're like old like you know
Black and white movies that might not be copyrighted for them to use anymore
but they play like flat-out full movements somewhere if it's on streamer mode
and they have that I would be down to like one day to just like rum into the
game and like fuck it off but at that point I could probably just put it on
anyway alright you don't walk back in
it's getting to the three think it's getting to the 4.5 trillion subs me
out for the sub MC for the sub Jeff for the sub Desher up at the board come
You're a mess, thank you for the free time to grind boys, and hell you're saving everything for the 50 gifted.
I could kill Larry Pinkstock, the billionaire of Pinkstock Industries, funding the radio farm.
But, you should be all set. Head out whenever you're ready.
Wait!
Speaking of...
Now we gotta go see... the theater.
And we are at your destination. Good luck out there, kiddo.
Thanks for flying, GMA. This isn't your destination, FYI. You'll need to take the monorail from
the city to the harbor. I'll upload your scanner. You're not a user of GPS, right?
It's not easy.
Anyway, have fun.
Or uh, kill a billion man.
Or both. Okay. Bye.
Manboard?
Spooky.
Are they two movies?
Are these copyrighted movies?
Take your seat.
Oh my god, what is this oh, oh, it's spooky how did we I don't I feel like we haven't seen
a movie together in years it's been a while it's so nice to get back together I hope this
movie is as good as demon wind was oh
oh rich there's no one else in the theater it's just us oh I'd stream on
mode on I was like why is it black trying to hear the movie though Rich there
there's just music playing over titles I think I fucked it okay so they are
copyrighted you've accurately said but it's on the screen this moment
we even come back without streamer mode on it's my birthday today happy birthday
out. Uh, but I want you to board five years of joy every minute. Thank you. First, thank you for the sub.
It's real quick. I'm gonna take it.
Perhaps we should see another one sometime.
See wherever you'd like.
Okay, it does show.
Yeah, don't include this in the fucking...
Oh my god, what is this?
Video.
Oh, it's spooky.
Wait, that's actually awesome.
I've watched streamers watch the whole movie, so I don't know.
Man, how about a look that up?
Like is that an actual movie?
Man Borg.
It's an actual 2011 movie.
Half man, half cyborg, hero, seeks the source of his mysterious origins while fighting
to protect Earth from an infernal tyrant leading a legion of Nazi vampires, held that
on destroying humanity.
The budget was $1000 Canadian dollars and it's an hour and 15 minutes long.
Wow.
Yeah, it's like a 2D movie.
It's definitely copyrighted.
I don't know.
Look into that because we could come back to the...
He could come back to the movie theater another day.
The movie theater's just open all the time.
I'm down to like watch this late at night one night,
agent and stuff, and I'm gonna continue here.
A movie theater?
You know, I've never seen one of your human movies.
Oh wait, there's also a bunch of currency in there.
Let me go grab that in the movie theater.
I don't know if I can buy one of the upgrades.
Oh, I'd love it if more of you.
What?
Wait, hotgunk actually is a number.
You're not lose control now.
See dude, the effort they put into this game is sick.
Fall in.
Headin' your way!
I'm going to have to recall the number.
Welcome to the wild.
It's all live, all male action live.
We're all waiting just for you.
We've got it all right here.
Right here, you have a scrap hold of your rock hard muscle and enjoy the most erotic
fantasies ever.
You get all the deep, penetrating fun you can handle and so much more.
So, it's done.
You're experienced and with that, your credit card, that is.
That's fucking hilarious.
several in Daxshire to the south
1-800 hot gun because of the real life
Sure, we're rallying against an evil pharmaceutical company
Is that right?
I must say they're a worthy target
I look them up, they're rare pharmaceuticals
They're evil, they're hate killable
I feel I'm gonna enjoy the partnership very much
I don't know what to do.
Laying it from the subs.
Call 1-800.
And there's probably so many other shows on that TV.
Every time we play this game, we gotta go back to the TV.
Chat, we might have to move.
Because this game is so long, are we down to move?
Like right now, here's the schedule.
High on life today, poppy playtime tomorrow, Thursday and
Saturday we're gonna do high on life too again react Sunday SMP and shoot with
adapt Monday Tuesday I'm not live Wednesday's the charity stream Thursday
of off Friday resident evil drops are we down to just make that a react day
finish high on life next Saturday and then do next Sunday or that Sunday
after March 1st reacts and then start resident evil that Monday after just
I don't want to be playing them at the same time
Manboards not available for public domain people may be getting away with it since it's a small movie, but it's definitely copyrighted
Okay, we probably won't watch it
Oh, it's a gun that I don't have yet.
function over the sound dude then we're gonna have like fucking six weapons at the same time
Target billionaire Larry pink stock he's on board the big cruise ship in the bay you can't measure
Yeah, pretty simple. You'll just need to find a way on board and try to keep a low profile. Okay
Okay?
Keep a low profile while I'm carrying a gun.
Don't get too high, you're gonna need to think in like 30 minutes.
I'm sipping on it, don't worry.
Remember, Craig doesn't want any interruptions while we're working on it.
I like it, boys.
Hold it.
Miss Harper is Buttons Glutton's turf while our leader Craig's in town.
Nobody comes through without our permission.
Wait a minute.
Where do I know you from?
Yeah, now that you mention it, they do look familiar.
Maybe you got a different outfit on or something, but I swear.
Oh, god damn it. They're bounty hunters. Just play it cool.
Are you on the news or something?
Falk off, let us through. You didn't even mistake in. Nope, we're nobodies.
Hello?
Oh, no, no, sorry. We just a bunch of nobodies. You've definitely never heard of us.
There's nobodies.
Really? I don't know. I really feel like one of them.
I
Said it was just it. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. It was too easy. It was too easy to shoot them
I'll count the data.
Wait!
We probably don't want to get on the radar of that boss.
Look at Lord the Beast!
Quick button!
I've heard some storms coming.
Where is he?
He's here!
It's me, Rattacle!
I'm staying in the area.
Come find my skate shop by the beach.
I'm gonna hook you up.
Whoa, was that the lizard guy?
Should we trust him?
He seems genuine to me.
Let's see what he wants.
Yo!
Oh shit!
What's up dude?
Glad you made it out of there alive.
Thanks for coming by.
Check out the merch.
All totally legal.
Oh, different fucking boards dude.
I could buy my own custom board.
Barney Sizzler.
Rep to a real one.
Who is Barney Sizzler?
That was a thousand dollars.
I'm gonna get my money.
Seriously? So sorry about attacking you before. No hard feelings? I'm a changed man. I want to do whatever I can to help.
Let's see how you can help me for this.
I was the best skater of all time.
Here, take this as a gesture of goodwill.
I can see he's making good use of this.
Thank you.
Sorry I shot you.
Now that that's dealt with, you're gonna need a ticket to get onto that ship.
I hacked into their passenger logs. Looks like not everyone's boarded yet. Got any leads, Gene?
My informant network is pointing us towards some local beach bar. Pink bellies.
Some guy blabbing about having an extra ticket.
That sounds promising. All right, head to Pink Bellies right away. Good luck.
Roger that.
Dude, wait, there's upgrades for all of my stuff.
Orange trucks, ripped tape, standard grip material.
Actually, I think it's just so you can customize it forward.
Keep on dashing, dude!
We'll go back to them. I don't really have a lot of money right now.
I'm not gonna buy anyway.
I'm going the long fucking way. Wait, I'm not.
And to Pink Belly's bar and grove, this map is fucking huge.
They've closed the path to Pink Belly's. Looks like a simple power panel.
Perhaps there's something we could use to unlock it.
You fuckers ready for Sweezy?
He's like a real weird.
We need another lug blob for that door.
Yeah, I know we need another lug blob. I'm trying to blow this guy up so I can get out of here.
There you are, you little lug blob bastard. Let's get this thing on that power pan.
Oh god, Chat, there's going to be puzzles. Somebody said I'm going to need a flue gun.
There we go. These lug blots aren't so bad for an amazing one.
Hey, fellas, that's kind of uncanny.
I'm trying to head with Wolfie through.
God, I can't wait to kill this guy.
So annoying.
I was trying to shoot that civilian.
All right, you're at Pink Bellies.
Our intel says that the ticket holder is a Gatlingan.
That should make him easy to spot.
Another one, Bart, keep him coming.
Keep him coming.
Mind if we take a seat here?
Yeah, be my guest.
I could use the company, OK?
My wife just pitched me over an argument
And I've got to go on a very expensive weekend cruise all by myself.
I've got with him.
That's our guy.
Man, he's got his pants on.
Just a bloody up to him and keep him happy.
Hey, you got some gadlians just like me.
Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
This is a small world.
My name's Travis.
Nice to meet you.
So what's your deal?
What do you want your extra ticket we're just out of town I'm gonna say who cares
let's party oh now we're talking my language I like you guys I'll tell you
why you want to be my drinking buddy tonight I'm not gonna sulk all night
just because Jan's night here just my wife by the way
Ah, fuck!
Ah-ha!
Ah-ha!
Ah-ha!
Ah, not really a loner.
God, I love her so much.
I love her so much.
I hate when we fight like this.
Joe, what do you mean you aren't staying up all night for puppy playtime five?
Does it drop at midnight?
Forget about her alcohol.
Help.
Let's have a good time.
Hey, hey.
Did you hear me?
What?
What?
I said, I said, what should...
You don't know.
Alcohol.
That ain't a police service to us.
That's more like it.
Let's get fucking out of here.
fucking wild tonight so we're manipulating this guy into giving me a ticket so I can go kill this dude
fuck yeah just you and me baby a bunch of party animals no wife in sight who gets a shit about my
beautiful sexy wife I sure don't
Oh
He's like blackout drunk. Oh
I need his happy meter up
get a high score oh shit wait hey do you know something you're good
hey listen to me look at me I'm just telling you very very good what you do
you're natural I gotta say I can't look at you we just matter now we're
dancing together see I don't need you dude wait no this is actually getting
kind of hard fuck oh no he's not
complimenting me anymore why is he so
quiet hey you know oh well I like you
to dance with a complete wow this is
like more accurate drunk guy being
sassy
we got a winning game of darts
Dude, my vision is fucked.
Throw a dart, be so good at darts.
Hey, do you have any snacks?
Oh, shit.
How do I aim?
Trap isn't easy.
Number one dart player's ever.
Suck our shit.
We didn't know you'd be like this.
Thank you for-
Thank you!
Aw, shit, 30.
Hit a person.
No.
GEEE!
Aw shit, 30.
Hit a person? No.
We only have to get to 200.
BOO! You suck! Get better!
Okay, I'm sure you're gonna get the next one.
Me?
Oh god, I only need 10 more.
How do I get a 10?
down there oh wait can we just wait wait darts I thought you need the exact score
oh we are getting fucking hammer all right gotta cut you two off you've had
enough you're making a we are not making a scene you stupid tear bear
oh shit hey hey hey get my good side make me look really hot I want you to
draw me extra extra hey how's it looking are you making me extra hot hey
what if I was a secret agent make me a secret agent
ooh ooh should we send this to Jan after you're done she might want to see it
Oh, God, I wish he was here.
You take it too long. Come on, finish up. Show me. I want to see.
Oh, fuck yeah! I'm ready to dooo!
Wait, what are we doing? I have a good hand.
Now you, now you!
Stop! I've never...
It's fine. Trust me. It's fine.
You gotta do it. Keep him happy.
It's fine. I think it's just coke.
Oh my God! It's cocaine?
Come on, what is it? 1999?
Yeah, what are you doing? Everyone's getting to me.
Fine, and fuck you! You're straight!
Come on. No, not. I'm gay.
And that is how you snapper-knack clean. One break.
I'm writing that down. I'm holding on to that.
to that. It's too easy killing people. I feel like it should be harder. No man, don't say that.
What you do is so cool. It's really cool man. Sometimes, kind of wonder if that one broke.
Wow they're having a bro to bro right now. I think we might all be. Oh we're guessing
second you guys are so cool I feel like we really connected here you know I feel
like man this is crazy but what if oh man I can't even say it this is crazy
this is crazy this is crazy what if okay I have this extra ticket right
because Jan's being such a bitch a bitch sorry she's not a bitch she's not a bitch
she's not here and you are so like what if we went on this cruise together oh my
god right and then I just give me a chance to get you would love that really
oh my god oh my god I'm so happy this is gonna be so much fun we're gonna
to have. So much. We're gonna black out on the beach. But I'm not even gonna hang out
with him. I'm gonna kill somebody on the roof. My readings indicate that Travis is waiting
for you on the pink line panacea. Good. You're all set to board the ship. Head on over to
the docks. Once you're inside, just find a way to get along with pink stuff and then
No, I'm in.
Do you think I'm gonna end up telling that guy that I'm here to kill that dude?
Oh, fuck. I can't swim.
Wait, what?
I can take that.
No! No, no, no, no, no!
What the fuck am I supposed to do?
I don't know while we're here.
Where am I supposed to go?
I was just down here.
I don't think I can meet that right- okay well- I'm sitting up, I'm sitting up and I'm locked
Where the fuck am I?
I think it gave it to me.
Ticket booth?
I don't know if he gave me the ticket.
That's it. Thanks a lot.
Not so fast, assholes.
We know who you are.
Traitor!
Buddy.
All the buttons, buttons, are proud bounty hunters,
and we can't let you leave alive.
Get him, boys!
So you're the outlaw of turrets on the road.
Come on, let's just get it.
Oh, fuck.
Traps, did you break the bounty hunter's code like that?
You're trash. Outlaw, crap.
Over all I get a claw. Just say I'm gonna change you dude.
Just be glad you're dealing with us and not drag himself.
But they look at it. You're not even worth a man of our lives.
You're not even a prop. You're talking while you're dead.
Fightin'! He's fighting! We can take the measles!
We're the biggest, baddest, baddest, baddest, baddest, baddest, baddest!
You're putting up a fight, that's for sure!
Maybe we will have to call Craig after all!
Where is this guy?
Can I kill them?
I just have to keep driving straight.
Yeah, that thing's going to be like a bomb.
Oh fuck, I almost fell into the water.
Oh, I can get that back at him
I'm gonna have to fight
Okay
Sorry, sorry, I'm murdering 70 real quick.
You're kidding me.
These are so many of them out of me.
Fuck!
Am I able to take them out of the sky?
I think they're above me just anyone understand a lot of this game yeah the
plot of this game is like very straightforward I have no idea what's
happening we are fighting for human rights the truckie you're just not
paying attention man. I know it's like all over the place human-wise but we're
fighting for human rights because there is Raya pharmacy, Raya farm corp is
killing humans and snorting them and putting them into pills so you could
take them as drugs to get high. They say that humans aren't consciousness we
say that we are so now I'm fighting with a like human rights group and we're
killing everybody. We're killing people that are trying to kill humans. The people I'm
killing right now are bounty hunters that are trying to kill me for my bounty.
That's it. The guy we're killing right now is a billionaire that's funding the
farm corp that's killing humans to get high.
You can write down that recap though, but yeah, we're also aliens and these people that
I'm using are human or not humans are aliens but also done
Oh, we're like almost there
Oh
Whoa
Yeah, I really think
Okay, Charlie. Don't let this end stronger than the others in the night.
Alright guys, enough celebrating. Let's get on the ship.
Wait, I'm gonna get up there to understand.
I say let him call me mid-beat boss. I want to stab him too.
Sorry, Nightby. You need to stay under the radar here.
Don't piss off their boss and frag, okay?
Okay.
OOOOOOOH!
We got a new board.
But yeah, basically first game we were fighting a gang that was eating people to get high.
Now they're not allowed to do that anymore, we killed them.
But now my sister was fighting for human rights against an organization that was crushing
humans up at the pills to get high.
can you explain that again are you trawling or do you actually need me to explain it first
game you're a human you worked into this alien world you meet these things called gatlians
which are aliens and guns at the same time we use them to fight people that are trying
to kill humans. Game ends, you beat the final boss, you kill the gang leader. Flash forward,
we're now the same guy, and I'm fighting alongside my sister and a few other reddolls that are
trying to stop Raiacorp from selling humans. Sim and Malias for the sub-king, thank you
for the great beer and Mario for the sub-kin and Nick at Niko, thank you for the sub.
That's the guy we're trying to kill.
Oh my god.
Oh, there you are, my player!
Yeah, my number one!
Yeah, me and this party animal went WILD last night, yes, sir, oh my god, I am still recovering.
Oh, they're with you?
Yeah, yeah, my plus one.
Great, you've signed up for the VIP murder mystery party experience and, oh, the spice
up your marriage package.
Really?
This weirdo is your wife?
Uh, yeah, definitely, definitely for sure.
We're married and we're gonna have to fight.
You...humophobic?
Are you a humophob?
No, I just heard human brains are way smaller than ours.
Isn't that kinda like being married to a dog?
Hey, look buddy, don't believe everything you hear on the news.
Just let my beautiful wife through.
Fine, fine, just gotta make sure they're not bringing any weapons on board first.
Please step onto the weapon detector here.
That's no idea.
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
They got tattoos!
They drew on it.
Oh, hold on. That's a lot of weapons.
And a knife? What are you trying to pull here?
We're more than just weapons.
Oh, no, no, no, no, no! Sorry, they're just like me. Sorry about that. Aliens that look just like weapons.
Sorry, you've got a ticket. They don't. I can only let you and your human through.
Gonna have to confiscate the others for the remainder of the trip.
Shit. Sorry, guys.
Oh, this is bad. How the hell are you gonna kill Pinkstock on arm?
It's okay. Just put us in the bin. We'll figure it out.
Bin. Now. Let's move this along.
This'll only be for a bit.
We'll see you soon!
Bye-bye!
I'll miss you.
Don't cry for me.
We're gonna put them through the fucking scanner.
Alright, looks good.
We'll hold on to these until the end of the week.
Oh my god, that's their cell phone.
Seriously?
Let's keep the party going!
Yeah!
Hey, you're gonna have to carry me.
The battery's dead on this thing.
Oh my god, is he gonna be like my new gun?
No!
Hell.
Travis!
Hell yeah!
Travis locked and loaded, baby!
At least you're on the gun. You're good to proceed. Enjoy your stay with a pink line tennis. Yeah, baby
Let's do this. Just you and me against the world forget about my own what I'm gonna use to make y'all somebody ever and never think about my old life ever again
Search to the ship for my friends where the fuck am I gonna find that?
Oh, look at it, the finery boutique.
You know, we need to find some fancy suits for the murder mystery party.
Trust me, it's a priority.
And then, we'll find your friends.
Alright, so we gotta get all jazzed up.
We gotta look, we gotta dress the nines for this party that we're going to.
This guy looks like he knows what he's talking about.
Search the suit shop.
How do I talk to you?
Any other fans, billionaires?
And welcome to the pink stock primary boutique. My name is Thurston Goodwell the pre-eminent
Satorial expert on circuit Arcadia
We're going to pink stocks murder mystery party tonight, and we need to look good
So what do you got for a god? I'm gonna kill him out of murder mystery party mystery party
Oh, we've got a couple of VIPs here. I can certainly help with that
But first I need to assess your fashion auras
Tell me what do you want your new look to say about you?
I bang a lot I'm rich. I'm beautiful. My marriage is totally fine
Take all the time you need. It's an important question. It is an important question
I bang a lot. I'm rich my marriage to the fun are beautiful. Probably a bang a lot. I
I wanted to say, I have a lot of sex, maybe too much either.
People need to be able to know that from just a glance.
It's important.
I see.
Okay.
Next question.
Do you feel secure and confident in yourself as a person?
Absolutely not.
I'm a fucking mess.
Oh, I'd see what you're saying.
I'm a fucking mess, aren't I?
Everyone can tell, can't they?
Okay.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
Jesus Christ. Oh, just pull yourself together, Travis.
Thank you for being honest with me. Okay. Last question.
Have you ever let down someone you love?
Huh? Uh, is that really relevant?
It is. Answer. Have you ever let down someone you love?
Yo, his mustache is his nose hairs that are growing out of his nose so long
not sure that he's shaping them into a moustache that is fucking gross i'm
working at his face right now not a chance no definitely not this is a hard
one and i miss you no no no i never i miss you so much i'll do whatever it
I need to be there for you. I need to be there for myself. I'll go to therapy like a ass. I'll do anything jazz.
Shush. You're okay, baby. You're okay. Everything's okay.
Thank you, Thurston. I'll be better. I'll be better.
Yes, you will be. And I've got just a suit for both of you to fix all your problems.
What the fuck is that?
Oh, look at them. They're perfect. Oh, we're gonna look so good.
good you'll be icons we're gonna look straight out of the 1800s 10,000
pesos worth it charge it to my room these are on me pal you got it good
luck at the murder mystery party thanks thirsting baby you're the best all right
now maybe we can find the others oh man we are gonna look so good finding your
friends that's right I didn't forget I know it's important to you that we
find them I am not an asshole why is this guy mean oh I have an idea have
Have we checked the museum?
That's where I would be if I were them.
And I'm not just saying that because I wanna see the museum, but hey, two birds, one stone.
Maybe this is the last air int.
I kinda wanna see what's up with the situation there.
Hey there, welcome to the Pink Lion, Tennessee.
Can I buy you a drink?
What?
Oh, what?
What?
Buy us a drink?
Well, it's not free.
It's not an open bar.
I'll have to pay for it out of my pocket.
Oh, well, uh, then, I don't know, why'd you fuckin' offer?
Look, just think on it a bit.
I'll be here.
He's gonna pay for a drink for us, there's the museum.
We have to go...
I don't wanna go, I don't wanna go there.
We gotta go downstairs.
Larry Pinkstock has his own museum.
Hey! I'm Larry Pinkstock, large talking head statue.
Oh my god, they have a fedora exhibit!
Go to the fedora! Go to the fedora!
Here's incredible true pink stock stories straight from a billionaire horse's mouth.
Go ahead, don't be shy.
This is the tick for one of my last organic bio weapons.
That's right, we braved them with big ticks.
It's important to the research.
Now, you might notice that this one isn't circumcised.
How about you give it a try yourself?
Go ahead and use those buttons to control my circumcision laser.
It's fun.
Hey, hey!
Perfect!
Perfect!
Let's use this laser to bust open the case with the fedora.
That could work!
Oh my god.
I don't- I'm assuming the teps around here.
I think I just chopped the penis off.
Wow!
What a great museum!
What are you doing with that laser?
Nothing.
I don't...
How do you perform a circumcision, Azon?
It's easy not to burn anything. We don't want to get in trouble.
Keep on lasering, don't mind me. I'm just enjoying the museum.
Please only use the Circumcision Laser for synthetic purposes.
Careful! We've got to get that fedora!
What fedora?
Oooooohhhhhh!!!
Careful, careful, just make it to the fedor.
That laser is getting a little close, don't you think?
Holy shit.
Just gotta get to that fedora exhibit.
Damn it!
Damn it!
Now that I look this good Travis can find anything Travis. I'm not gonna lie. You are a sub three
But now I think I think he just had me to maybe a sub five
Hey, it sounds like you're talking about your knife friend. What was his name?
Nifo? Yep, that was definitely about Nike.
Perfect! Let's just hop up to the Lito Deck and grab them, see?
The problem's solved.
Where is he?
Retrieved Nike?
Oh, sorry for the trouble.
A lot of the situation was all momentarily.
Hey, back up! This is team territory!
Hey, hey, we're cool. We support the cause, okay?
But then, Nike's a friend of ours.
Is that so? Well, how about this?
You've proved to us that you're cool and we'll talk.
You skate?
You better believe we skate.
Then let's see it.
We rearrange the skateboarding letters to say something nasty.
You hop on your board and collect them all, and we'll go from there.
You're wrong.
Bats, you think I can't skate?
Oh, I think what?
Where do you think I can get a single left?
Easy.
What is it gonna what is it gonna spell?
Donuts
What a fucking legend we were wrong about you come come over here let's talk
Nobody will mess with us teens ever again.
Yo, you're a fucking loser, bro.
Holy shit.
You got a dick thrown out of your head, pal.
This is a nightmare.
We better get out of your scams, Chris.
But there's one last thing we want you to do for us
before we give you your knife back.
Just do it.
They've got me over a barrel here.
That's right.
You got to do what we say.
See, that was...
I'll be proud of here.
Why?
We want you to launch it overboard for us.
Why?
For the downhill.
Yeah, but we're the ones doing it, not you.
You wouldn't get it.
Just do it and end this nightmare.
All right, OK, well, if we're doing this, I can help.
I can do a cool trick with my trick
called the juggles and lug blobs.
Pop some right up into the air.
Yeah, it's great.
Jan never appreciating it.
Go ahead.
I'll show you.
Oh, he's just a water gun.
Oh, uh, you don't want to kill these people, OK?
I hope that's cool.
Oh, shoot it again.
You can keep juggling it, fuck!
Hell yeah!
Oh, that is actually pretty fuckin' what the fuck is that?
All right, come over here. Let's talk.
You really proved yourself today? We watched you out there?
Stating and spelling? Don't answer.
That was so sick and funny! It got us thinking.
Even really old people like you can be teemed.
We're not so different after all.
I don't think this human is actually that much older than you.
Exactly! We're not so different after all.
So here, take your friend back.
Oh, thanks.
Stop it!
No shooting, Mark!
Rescue me for our scary teenagers.
How exciting!
Whew!
It's over.
I'm just glad this was all subtle without anyone getting hurt.
I threw a fucking lug blob overboard.
They're fucked up Tony real good.
Uh...
Get it? You?
You're a straighter out of all the huge bounties I've ever tried to hear!
Attack buttons!
Oh man, you pissed off the buttons button?
And you have a bounty on your head?
Oh great, they're fucked up.
Oh, I'm sorry.
Step away from me.
Leave them feet on the great button, if you can.
And end with me in trouble.
Oh, okay.
Hey, hey, I know these people.
I'm just a stand loser whose wife is probably about to deploy.
What's that for the boys?
Hitting me! Hitting me! Please! Hitting me!
Oh, does he just beam?
Oh, he looks real angry looking at me.
What is this?
Where did you get that ball?
Dude, I did not have the weapons for this fucking fight.
Yeah, are you gonna help me kill them or...
Ditches!
Why?
You saved us! Thank you!
Yep, we sure did. Now I'll be saved the day again!
You were so sick out there!
Yeah, I know I was. Yeah, obviously.
Me too, right?
Yeah, yeah. Everyone was sick.
But let's uh...
Let's keep this entire thing a secret, okay?
That way I get to keep my job and none of you get kicked off the ship.
I don't give a shit.
Fine by us. Godspeed.
Alright.
Team party is over.
Let's get you all back to your parents.
Fuck you, Hitler!
That's really his name. That's his name.
God damn it.
Hey, what do you say we head back to the HV?
He's just in his hip.
Please, teens, I respectfully request your respect.
Never!
You're a bastard.
What the hell just happened to Nify?
Yeah.
Why don't you go die of old age?
I'm only 31.
Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
Nify's not in my head anymore.
What the hell's that about?
I'm just saying.
Maybe 31 is the right term.
I'm just saying.
Oh, there he is.
Oh, you're coming from the Lito Deck?
I heard there was a disturbance.
You don't happen to know anything about that now, do you?
Do we know what that is?
Not at all.
Not at all.
How did you scan you?
Don't worry.
It's just protocol.
Oh my god, a VIP guest?
My apologies for suspecting a guest of your stature of any wrongdoing.
I am at your beck and call.
Here's the key to your VIP suit.
You know, you should really head to your room and rest up for the party.
You'll need to be in tip-top shape.
Mr. Pinkstock won't accept anything less.
You got it, my dude.
Thanks.
Oh, it's my pleasure.
Good luck tonight.
Wow, like Chick-fil-A, dude.
Hey, I guess let's just check in our suit.
Well, let's talk to you tonight.
It's almost party time.
These stupid fucks remind me of my ex-wife.
Attention NSE guests, all VIP level guests invited to Eric Kingstock's murder mystery party should return to your cabins and prepare.
Do I get a VIP or cabins?
Oh god, damn it, we're out of time. What are we gonna do?
Hey, tough luck. Let's just call it for today and hit up the party without your buddies. We could look for them some more in the morning.
We don't have much of a choice.
Yeah, we kind of have to.
Whoa!
And this new guy?
Just me and you, Travis.
And Nicy.
That's a top-end model.
Oh, one bed.
Sorry.
That was supposed to be for me and Jan.
But, um, I guess we can share it.
That's not too weird.
You should get some rest.
Nah.
We can build a little pillow wall.
You don't really take up that much space, man.
It's no big deal.
Well, so, uh, best friend, Nap Time?
Nap Time?
Ah, you know what? You're pretty cool.
I was feeling a little bummed when my wife canceled on me,
but it turned out to be a blessing in disguise because I met you.
Thanks for spending so much time with me all day.
I know you're worried about your friends,
so it means a lot to me that you gave me all that attention,
and we will find your friends, and we'll find them after the party.
I promise. I just had a lot on my mind, you know with Jan and all
I'm falling asleep wall. I just hope it's not over between. Oh my god. No, what I really love her
You know, she's the most beautiful Gatling in the world
I swear if you saw her you'd be so jealous. How the hell did a guy like me ever end up with her?
I'm so lucky
I can't read this one.
YouTube's down, really?
Miss Ja- uh, Ja- I mean, I don't have anything against it, especially since almost everyone in space is at least a little gay.
And I'm usually kind of regressive in that way, but still, it's just not for me.
I mean, I did get really good at blowjobs, though.
Really good.
Oh my god! It's almost time for the murder mystery party already.
I've been talking all evening!
Hey, you are such a good listener.
How did I have the hell you slept through that?
Hurry, hurry.
We can't be late for the party.
Let's get dressed in our new suits.
All right, hold on.
I gotta finish real quick, chat.
No, I'm gonna stop.
Count me down, 30 seconds.
All right.
I'm going to be the talk of the party Oh wait, I got to dress up as well.
Oh, you look great! Seriously, wow! Alright, I'm good, let's go!
Haha, I was just coming to wake you. The other VIP guests have already gathered for the murder mystery party. You mustn't be late, Mr. Pinkstock won't stand for it. Please, head to the grand hall. Lead the way!
Oh man, I wish we had the others. This is going to be tough without them.
and why don't you say...
Well, I got 90, that's all we need.
Yo, stop doing that.
Throw an email only if people are gonna do that.
Super thank you for this up.
Yo, editor blur chat when chat's doing this.
I'll just fucking age restrict the entire video.
Stick, you look great.
Rrrrrrrr!
Yaya yaya yaya!
Haman ahaman ahaman ah!
Woo!
Ah!
See, they agree.
You'll be a big hit at the party.
Maybe you'll even get a compliment
from Mr. Pinkstock himself.
Have you heard about his recent donations to re-pharmaceuticals?
Oh, I have!
I think it planned to legalize humans.
Oh, really?
That means Mr. Pinkstock is directly helping with that.
Wow!
He's truly such a generous man.
I used to smoke some humans a bit myself back before they became a sanctioned species.
So I'm grateful that Mr. Pinkstock is helping get humans back onto the market.
Safely, I might add.
Obviously, the chief regained of the whole human situation very poorly.
That won't happen with Rhea Farmer, I can tell.
What was that?
Alright, we're almost there.
Just a little bit more.
Bro, why did they got him walking like a dog?
Can I ride that?
Pause.
They gave him like, hands for a fee.
Okay, just continue through these doors, please.
Enjoy the party.
Oh, I will.
Oh good, the party hasn't started yet.
I blew all my savings on the VIP ticket,
so let's get our money's worth.
Shmoos a little, Rebels with the Richies.
I mean, this could be huge for us.
Oh, I thought he was just rich.
He blew all of his money on these tickets.
Well, what, Shmoos?
Well, hello there, kind sir.
I see you are a distinguished fine gentleman, potentially in the military.
Very many medals I might have. What have you been up to?
Look, and I am soldier.
Oh, pink stocks. Oh, why, everyone?
We need to keep our guard up and our wits about us.
Okay.
There's like only like five...
Oh, hey there, sweetie.
I can tell you're no one of Larry's typical friends.
And that's a good thing.
Not sure how you got mixed in all this.
That is a huge birthday cake. Is it his birthday or is it just for the party? Yo, you look
poor. I mean, talk about bad RNG, brother. You are horrible. You look like the guy for
Monster's Inc. after he put his mouth in that sucking machine.
I'll have you know, my father, the king of Pontarion,
could have you executed for speaking to me out of turn.
Be gone while I still have my patience.
That's Pim!
Oh my God, this game is fucking peak.
They got Pim from fucking smiling friends.
Who are you?
Seems Larry's just looking anyone into these affairs
these days, isn't he?
Oh, it's starting already.
Bet you it's like a raisin.
And I swear to God I'll tell you first!
How much were these tickets?
murdering Mr. E Gallant's. So without any further ado...
Mr. E Gallant?
Huh. I thought he was gonna suddenly appear or something.
If you've had the honor of attending a previous Gallant, you may think you know how that's gonna progress tonight.
But you are wrong.
You're all in for a delicious treat.
Oh my god, is he gonna come out of the cake like a stripper?
Oh no, that would be too obvious. This guy's a genius. He's buying fucking us right now.
Trust nothing. Question everything. The stakes are higher than they've ever been before.
Also, because everything you are about to experience is 100% real.
That's right, but the first time ever, this won't simply be a game.
No, no, no, no, no, no. Not a game at all.
For tonight, you will be solving my actual murder.
Wait, he's already dead?
Put me down stop stop stop stop stop you're gonna you're gonna you're gonna
Wait what?
I
I... I think he's really dead.
Oh, shit. You're locked in.
Hey, everyone! It's me again, Larry Big Stone.
Where's that voice coming from? I thought he was dead.
If you're hearing this pre-recorded message, that means I'm now actually dead.
And the murder mystery has begun.
How far has he gone?
Okay, I've got no clue.
Who took him from the beside?
Here's the twist.
One of you is the killer.
Who killed me?
You can't leave until someone figures it out!
It was a gun!
Yes, we all heard it.
What? Me? No!
No! Someone picked me up! Someone used me!
Back me up here, buddy! I'm not the murderer!
I'm the murder weapon!
Seems to me like you're trying to pin it on one of us.
Why don't we all calm down a bit?
Investigate, interrogate, do whatever it takes to find my true killer.
When you're ready to solve the case,
Step up here and press the big red button!
Oh my god, I actually have to be certain.
One chance?
I'll just go hit the button and say it was the gun. All in agreement?
Wait!
Hold on a minute. Let's give the kind of chance to defend himself.
We're still not even sure if this is real or not.
Yeah, yeah, pick me up. I'll prove it wasn't me.
Whatever, just make it quick.
I've got room service waiting for me back in my suite.
Dude, dude.
He's dad in front of us and she doesn't give a fuck.
It's gonna be messy boobs.
Alright, alright.
If we want to clear my name, we're gonna have to solve this mystery for real.
Whoever was holding me knew what they were doing.
They definitely had firearms experience.
And I think I smelled some perfume.
Something... rosy.
We can work with that.
Let's start with those leads and look for anyone with the motive.
I've just activated detective mode.
This way you can keep track of all the clues we find during our investigation.
Certainly, it's certainly one and a half hours.
I put together a helpful note pad for you to scribble on, because you can use it.
Oh wow, dude, this is awesome. We're actually playing like clue right now.
I thought this was just gonna be like straight up.
This game is taking so many turns.
Did that the first one, did it?
To track all the guest's motives and all the clues and who you think did it or couldn't have done it or anything like that.
Have fun.
I'll let you handle it all yourself, but if you even need my help, if you want me to keep tracking things automatically, you can turn that on and I'll do it for you, so you let me know, I'm here to help.
Nah, I wanna do it myself.
Hey, kid, do you mind if we ask you a few questions about the murder?
Kid? Kid, you must address me as your highness Richard 12th v. 8th, should you wish to first...
Why do you blink? Why do you not blink and sing?
That's Richard 12th v. 8th!
Why do your eyes blink like you're gonna yell again?
It's a weak prince, don't piss him off.
Uh, sorry, your highness won't happen again, so, um, what do you think about the admiral?
I gotta move, I gotta move my camera somewhere else. I don't know where to put my camera.
We're gonna be down here for right now.
So many things on screen.
Take it out of the email.
What do you think about the admiral? What do you think about the old woman?
What do you think about the big lady? Can I sniff your hand?
Do you mind if I sniff your hand?
Um, why?
It's for the investigation. It's important.
Be quick about it then.
Ah, nothing. No scent at all. He's not wearing any perfume.
Interesting. Maybe it wasn't him?
Okay, I'm only gonna mark things down that are right.
So, what do you think about the admiral?
Admiral Sessions?
Papa says the military is a tool for brutes,
but a necessary one.
That man exists to serve people like me.
And for that, I must applaud him.
Otherwise, I try not to think about him.
You've experienced with firearms.
But do you have any experience with firearms?
Do I have experience with firearms?
Like, you mean guns?
No. No, not at all.
Those things simply don't interest me.
Why is he shaking?
I feel like he's hiding something.
Yeah, he is acting fucking weird.
What do you think about the big lady?
Obi-Oberon?
A beautiful voice, ten out of ten body,
extremely sexy.
I desire her greatly.
Papa says he may be able to arrange something.
Oh, really?
Whatever that means.
What do you think about the old woman?
Eveline Moss? Very sexy. One of the most beautiful angels my knights have beheld. So hot.
You think Eveline Moss is hot, okay? I'm gonna get an OB over on, to a degree, right?
But, uh, Eveline Moss, brother, I mean, she looks horrible. Horrible.
Are we wrapping this up now?
Yeah. Uh, he has nothing. Maybe the gun, I would say, was weird.
Good evening. Mind if we ask you some questions about the murder?
Really, rather you didn't. But if you insist.
That's better line Moss of Moss Cosmetics. She runs in some very wealthy circles, so, uh, tread carefully.
So, what do you want to know?
Look at her cake? I'll look at her cake after this.
Do you have experience with firearms?
Do you have any experience with firearms?
No, I wouldn't even be able to fire off a gun without the recoil snapping my vertebrae
I've got very brittle bones. You see it's a mark of the wealthy elite
Interesting if she's telling the truth. I'm living her
Well, why would I so should I just exit the conversation?
I sniff your hand pardon me ma'am, but do you mind if I sniff your hand real quick?
Why the hell would I let you do that?
I assure you it's for the investigation ma'am nothing sexual well that only makes it sound more sexual please ma'am for the investigation fine
She is wearing perfume, but it's a fruity scent not the same one I smelt on whoever held me. Let's note that down
Well, are you satisfied?
Okay, well, I don't think I should note that down because there's nothing right now.
Okay, should I ask all of them everything?
What do you think about the Admiral?
Ugly, brutish, military man.
Doesn't belong here in the upper echelons of wealth and taste.
Neither do you, for that matter.
What do you think about the Prince?
a disgrace to the twelfth royal family name.
But it's not his fault the poor child is fiercely imbred.
What do you think about the big lady?
New money.
And her talent as an opera singer is a dime a dozen.
I despise when Larry opens the doors to celebrities.
She has no understanding of the world or the circles
she's running in now.
If she didn't have that voice of hers,
she wouldn't even be here.
So we're done here.
good. Well, I think it's one key aspect outside of the voice as well. You're not mentioning
but we will move on from there. So she doesn't like Pym or Richard or the Admiral.
Oh, wait, I gotta look at her vibe. Sorry, chat. We're trying to see why Pym's all about that.
Chad I'm not gonna you know, I'm not gonna lie that was actually just like mind if we ask you a few questions about the murder
No point seeing as you clearly get it a
Sure thing soldier. Oh, that's Admiral Clark sessions of the embellion army
He's a tough customer with a history of violence. How can I help you with?
Let me smell you. Sorry awkward question, but do you mind if I sniff your hand? What?
Why it's for the case. It'll only be a moment if it'll get you leave me alone
And fine
That's that's the rosy perfume I smelled earlier. It's faint, but it's there. That's this about nothing classified ignore us
It's fair that one away
It's faint so that doesn't that doesn't guarantee it
Okay brother
That's filled and
Then they had perfume, but it was a wrong one. So I'm not gonna so you're in the military
You have experience with firearms, right?
Of course I do!
I'm sure you know more about guns than you could ever dream, and you ARE a gun.
Hmm, so he knows how to use a gun.
What does the fuck you mean, like they want to pin it on somebody else?
She has that.
She has that, she doesn't have experience with guns.
Let me ask you something.
What do you think about the prince?
Richard 12th, the eighth?
Ah, he's a brat.
Spoiled rotten.
You know, just between you and me,
I heard Pinkstock's got the whole royal family
in this pocket somehow.
He's running the show like a shadow king.
I must have a shirt on him.
That's pretty interesting.
What do you think about the old woman?
That'll line Moss.
She's old money, and she won't let you forget it,
You heard of Moss Cosmetics? That's her family.
Mean, mean people.
He doesn't like any of them.
What do you think about the big lady?
Oh, I'll be over on. Have some respect, soldier.
That's a world-class opera singer right there.
She's too nice for her own good.
She won't make it long in these circles.
Okay, this is really weird.
So, there's a reason that Edeline would pin it on Admiral.
There's a reason that Admiral would try and pin it on Richard and Edeline.
He wouldn't pin it on Obi.
Good luck with the investigation.
But he also does have this.
And he doesn't like...
Okay, this is going to look really weird.
But I'm going to draw...
He doesn't like Zoom and Zoom.
She doesn't like...
...Hands.
Sorry.
Hi there. Mind if we ask you some questions about the murder?
Oh, be my guest. The name's Oberon. Let me know how can I help.
Wow! That's Opera Megastar Obi-Oberon! I'm jealous! See if you can get an autograph for me.
Gene, shut the fuck up!
We have a friend Gene, we have a friend named Gene you might like. No!
Weird question, but do you mind if I sniff your hand real quick?
quick oh sure thanks it'll only be a moment that's it that's the rosy scent
they smelled oh that's my perfume is there something wrong sorry not
authorized to speak about case details ma'am get lost oh okay then so overruns
wearing the white perfume yeah the guy pops her
I hate to ask this, but do you have any experience with firearms?
I'm sorry, I never held a gun in my life.
I mean, they could be lying.
Why, can you explain why you and animal sessions are wearing the same rosy perfume?
No, I don't know what you're talking about.
Maybe he likes to wear perfume?
Hmm.
Okay, they're fucking.
What do you think of the admiral over there?
I mean, such as?
Kind of a stick in the mud, don't you think?
You know, now that I think about it,
I actually heard that things that have had some dirt on him
used him to control the emblem military.
Clear old plan is for him to set up factories on,
or dump waste.
I don't think I mean I was very happy about the arrangement.
I think it's her.
What do you think about the prince?
Richard 12, the AVE? Scary family.
I think that kid has a little crush on me.
Which would be cute if I hadn't heard if he was a bit of a psychopath.
What do you think about the old woman over there?
Elie Moss. She's a bit harsh, not very welcoming, as I'm sure you've noticed.
Between you and me, I'm through it in you today, so having money thing, and she doesn't seem to think I belong in the same circles.
Uh, apparently we know this guy Gene who's pretty into you. You down?
What?
I don't know him. You're ruining this for me. Stop. I'm all attacks. I got this.
You think you're pretty hot?
Yeah, I've never actually met the guy, but he's got a great voice.
He's got two eyes and one that's dead as well, it's a third eye that's sagging.
I'll keep these clues on that table over there, you know for if you want to review them later
That table has
Yeah, better take a look at what we've got the tension slip. Yeah for some private school. Oh, it's for Richard 12
Looks like Richard brought a gun to class and fired it out of students
Oh my gosh, should I walk around and see if there's other clues?
That's a very crazy fired-a-gun at a suit, yeah.
Welcome back. Please, let us entertain your further questions.
Tell us about the detention slip. Why is there a pistain on the corpse?
So, do you want to tell us about this detention slip last?
Okay, so I brought a gun onto the Academy campus.
Who hasn't done that at this point?
He does know how to do that.
It might as well just be legal
if they're not at least going to stop all these school shootings.
I didn't want to hurt anybody.
I just wanted to show it off.
I was reprimanded accordingly
and I paid the price for it already.
But yes, if you're prying, I can handle a gun.
You got me.
Interesting.
that was something that he was lying about they don't have the same perfume why
would I why would I ask good you're finished sorry to bother you but we have
to ask you some more questions so why is there a piss stain on the corpse you
Tell me why is there piss on the corks in stain form?
Excuse me. How gay mention urine in front of me. I'm a lady
I won't even handle my own urine without servants to help but I don't have to hear about somebody else
What are the servants doing to handle? Okay? I trust that's everything then
Oh, no divorce papers. Oh good. Good. It's not mine. Wait, wait, wait. Look at this. It says Adeline and Pinkstock used to be married.
I think that's a milk carton. Yeah, and it looks old. It's got two missing children on it. Oh, doesn't that girl kind of look like Obi-Wan?
what all right let's just get it over with we found your old divorce papers so
you used to be married to Larry Pinkstock interesting yes of course that's
no secret we had a passionate it can't be her though she can't shoot a gun and
she doesn't know I found memory of mine he took a sizable chunk of my family
Oh, the Overexistrange daughter, they're both panked.
Brother, my fucking...
My facecam has been fucked up.
Well, I mean, I suppose that would be better for him, I guess, because he wouldn't be dead.
I've never forgiven him for taking so much from me. That heartless bastard.
He deserved what he got as far as I'm concerned.
Do you think that's a motive?
Yeah.
Will you be leaving me alone now?
Yeah, I'm gonna leave, thanks. Somebody sent a chat from the cave.
Hey there, I got an incoming phone call from someone named, uh, Jim.
Oh my god, it's Ken! Oh, don't answer! Do not answer!
Today, Travis! Is that you? Where the hell are you? You better not be on that cloud!
Oh, baby! I can't talk right now. I'm, uh...
Fuck that fucks sake. What is it now?
I'm being accused of murder.
Very funny. Grow up. You know, I was calling to give you one last chance, but that's it.
You want to play games? You'll be here for my divorce lawyer!
No, no, no! No, baby, wait!
She hung up. Sorry about that. Good luck with your marriage. Oh God. God. All right. Let's just solve this mystery keep my mind
off it
He's a discharge papers from your army. It belongs to Admiral Sessions. Oh, it says he lost his hands on the ward
That's interesting
He has two wooden hands so he couldn't have shot the gun because those hands are fake
So it's not the animal I
I don't think it should be Adeline.
What was that?
Medical paperwork?
It's about Adeline Moss.
Since her bones are, uh, really weak.
That's right.
Is that useful? Does that help us with anything?
Okay, so it's not Adeline, and it's not Admiral Sessions.
It's 100% of the overall.
I don't even need to ask the fuckin' Admiral about it.
And would you mind if I asked you a few more questions?
Sure thing.
Wouldn't you say they're missing kid on this milk carton?
on this milk carton looks a bit like you.
Oh, I suppose it does.
But I think it's just a coincidence.
Sorry.
Do you have any idea why there's a piss stain on the corpse?
Sorry.
No, I didn't even notice.
That's pretty funny.
Is that all?
Yes, that's all.
Let me ask you that.
What is it now, soldier?
So, uh, we read your military service record.
Did you really lose your hands in the war?
How did you...
Oh, yes.
I lost both hands in combat at the Siege of Lender's Palm.
Got wooden replacement hands now.
It's a great shame of mine, but you can cross me off your little suspect list.
Can't even grip a gun anymore.
I don't know if that was a no.
I don't know if that was a no.
Oh.
I feel like she's jealous of the leaves.
How can I help?
No.
Good luck with the case.
Okay, what the fuck?
He was no jealous of the leaves.
More questions?
What's up with this trophy for a shooting competition?
Tell me!
Huh?
No clue.
Not my.
Got anything more important to ask me about?
Glad I could be of some help.
On the table.
Where?
Some dumb class photo?
I don't know.
What is this?
Oh, it's for Obi-Wan's School of Music.
I didn't know she taught kids.
Gross.
It's her.
It's 100% her.
More questions?
Like it can't be her.
Hey, look what we found.
A class photo from your old music school.
What's the deal here?
Oh, great kids.
I really love teaching them.
I've still been doing it.
If Larry hadn't bought the school, then shut it down.
He needed to make room for it near.
What did he call it?
Blood Boy Bank?
I never really forgave him for it, if I'm being honest.
Did that be emotive?
Yeah.
I'll be here if you have any more questions.
It's her.
I do, there's no world where it's not her.
Like, I'm confident to lock that in.
This is what we've learned so far.
Anything coming together yet?
Somebody pissed on the corpse.
Yeah, it looks just like the milk carton.
Yeah, these are all our clues. Are we still missing something?
No, and I'm certain that I'm ready to pick.
All right, are you absolutely certain you know who the killer was because if you press this there's no going back
Got it. Yeah, make sure you found every clue and talk to everybody. I believe in you
A newspaper clipping. Oh, this is juicy
It says some alien rights activists were accusing Larry pink stock of trafficking orphans. Jesus Christ. What a monster
It's her she was an orphan. She went to a music school. He shot down the music school. It's her
I'm ready. All right, then I guess let's do this good luck
All right, everyone listen up. We know who the killer is
There's ought to be good
Bowsing and I'm moving my camera back
I have the final verdict. I know who the murderer is. I bet you didn't solve shit.
I don't know!
Uh...
I don't know, actually.
Oh, honey, then why did you accuse me?
You nearly gave me a heart attack!
I'm sorry, it was just a gut feeling, I guess, and I just went with it.
I just rolled with it, and I fucked up. I fucked up.
Damn, I was really hoping it was her.
So this was a waste of everyone's time, correct?
Oh, sorry. You had the right person, but you got all the details wrong.
What the hell is that, Larry's voice?
Is this another pre-recorded message? He's dead.
That's right. I was killed by Obi-Oberong.
Oh, that's right.
Oh, I thought it was the gun.
Me, too.
I'm delighted to see you suffer, Oberong. But why did you do it?
She did it because when she was a young little orphan, I sold her and her brother to...
I knew that!
Oh, I didn't ask her.
alive or at least a version of me is. The pink stock you saw die really did die and it really
was me. More specifically it was my clone. That's the truth. I wasn't sure which of you
would kill me tonight but I knew one of you would. Even that famous outlaw is here tonight
after my head. I saw everything coming. That's why I clone myself. I'm a...
I'm the Outlaw.
Oh my god, we didn't even have to kill her.
Oh shit, I only have this one weapon.
It appears I shouldn't have been attacked by a knife.
WHOA!
Oh, I did it!
I need to get past this!
Hey!
We need to get out of here!
You know, all I can do is get me a piece of shit ready for anyone to fucking ask.
Yes!
Yes!
I am not a fool!
I'm strong!
I got to be honest, you and I make a great team and you really do.
We really do.
We really do.
The slide!
The slide!
Let's escape from the slide!
I don't want to die!
Where the fuck is the slide?
the whole game back together our targets dead
now you just need to get out of the line
you just gotta have my little one fighting
cause they want me to tell them about the photos
I don't think it can melt things
oh shit man this is wild
wait a second
oh my god I can use the fucking flaming turtles to kill them
What the fuck did he got?
Oh my god, how many of you think I'm gonna need to kill?
YouTube, down I go!
I
Like all of you
I
Tiffany's here
That's Tiffany
I can't move. I can't move. I can't move.
Crack that thing with everyone in the game.
Fuck.
But with me, it's this.
I can't fucking move.
Look out, look out, look out, look out.
Listen, I'm the strongest one in the game.
I'm like watching out.
So I'm the one he loves.
The most.
Dude, I can only move while I'm shooting.
What the fuck just happened?
No, I don't think I'm stunned. It's like the full speed stop working.
Looks like he hit me in it. I gotta die.
Alright, this doesn't count.
Electricity for the stuff.
I'll see an insect put up a better fight than you.
I might actually have to restart the game if it's glitched.
Alright, run for my shit.
There we go.
Now we're back.
That's not gonna fight her or his friends.
Hey, stop fucking out there!
You're getting it, you got it!
Ha ha ha!
You never!
Why is it doing that?!
FUUUUUUCK!
What buttons come on dude the shotguns just
You'll never withstand the awesome mind of the future Mrs. Tiffany
I'm killing it right now
Seriously fuck you guys
You're running?
The next buddy he goes through, he goes through a window instead of a door and jammed the penthouse
You're havin' ideas.
Let's get to the control room.
Reset the nav systems.
Let's save the ship.
Or at least, steal them to the coast before everything
sinks to the bottom of the drink.
How the hell am I supposed to get up there?
I don't know what I'm trying to say, but hey, look.
Oh, hello there, buddy.
Hey there, Daddy.
Oh, keep it up, keep it up, keep it fresh.
Keep an eye in the sky.
Maybe here it goes. It's the rooty-boop-doop-boop-doop-doop-doop-doop-doop-doop-doop-doop-doop-doop-doop-doop-doop-doop-doop-doop.
Do you think you can pop that? Hey, there you crazy cat.
Why don't you rock yourself over here and pop that cute little pushy on my library keys?
Rooty-boop-doop-doop-doop-doop-doop.
What do you mean, slavish, on the piano?
Oh
It's like a little roller coaster ride, eh?
Roll boat sinking now? That's awesome.
Okay, the drop room should be right around here.
Yesi! Stay away! It's too dangerous, girl!
Watch that, Yesi! Those animals are stressing you out!
We shut the fuck up, you shit!
Yeah, like, I don't know why people are telling me you're good job,
what am I supposed to say about that?
Oh no!
Oh no!
Dude, you're down.
Come on, what are you doing?
We're gonna stink!
You die!
In many times, you have a new violent bluff chance in the controller.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, whatever kid, shouldn't you be getting to safety?
All right, well that's great.
I'll see you never.
Oh, why am I saving the slot?
Oh, cool.
Yeah, yeah.
Yeah
Wait bubble cooler for Sweezy a bunch of internal fans out clear exhaustion so Sweezy's time bubble would be used more
Yeah, cool. Yeah, let's just take a minute to find some swag in the middle of a sinking ship
Oh, this is gonna be a bad boss. Yeah, run of protection. This could be a bad boss fight. Can't think of the three.
Watch your first playthrough in Highlight 1. Try to watch it. Don't know where to find it anywhere. I have no idea, man.
Electric vissar for the sub-bound. Dylan and Johnny for the sub.
I thought it was going to be Craig CR AIG
Okay, his big moves do actually do a lot of damage, I think.
I
Oh, I can fucking reflect. I can reflect.
Oh, shit.
Up. Up. Up. Up. Up.
What do you think he's gonna get me to stop the creepy boy?
He named that thing creepy boy.
I wonder if I can hit him off for now.
I
No, go back up, okay? You're too close!
Oh, wait, they can't see.
Yes, sir, no, no, go! Back it up! Come on now! Back that ass up from the boat, Cassie!
Beep-ee-boy, no!
Oh my God, my poor little beep-ee-boy! You sick fucks killed Beep-ee-boy!
There's no going back from this!
We didn't do shit!
Shit!
I'm gonna fucking kill you, asshole!
Shit!
I'm gonna say, oh my god, I think they died!
Oh my god, wait that I'm gonna get some of this!
You asshole!
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait!
Stink!
You're a fat chop!
You know what all worked out!
Nothing, bro!
What that happens to most of my fault?
Not dancing, not pee-pee-boing!
And sure can't die my bitch!
Yo, I'm gonna die!
You shit-blooders!
Who drank so much of his own pee-pee!
Shit-blooders!
This is very... this is a very confusing scene. Did the dragon just die?
I'll get down.
You still in the 1800s, right?
They're waking up.
Oh, thank god. Welcome back, kid. I long got a little out of hand.
Yeah, no shit. We just barely got you out of the water before you drown.
Hey, at least Pinkstock's dead.
It's not like they're the ones who actually killed him.
But it's true.
Losing their primary bankroller is a huge bloateria pharma.
Good work.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
You guys are murderers?
Did I just join up with terrorists?
We don't like that word.
Relax. We don't like these terrorist terminology.
You're one of us.
We're free to try to ditch and go it alone.
But with that big bounty on your head, you're safer sticking with us.
Okay. Okay, no no no no. I think I can work with this.
This is how I win Jan back. Full hero mode. She will not be able to resist me.
I like your thinking Travis.
Whatever you say. Welcome to the team. Now go cross that bounty off the board.
Cross this one off.
I think we'd want me to draw like a funny symbol.
Wait, so I'm doing a bunch of side gigs?
Does the RV do a store against some shit out there?
Shut back, Choraxy-Degas!
Oh wait, I do gotta go shop. I have 4K crabs.
Well, well, well, that isn't my V's favorite customer.
Headshot multipliers. Pretty cool.
I'm not gonna lie.
For rotating dial clock that rounds onto pain reception to the brain on impact, maximizing headshot pain.
Okay, I'm wasting all of our money.
Cortex cooler for sheep.
I don't really think we need that.
easy also just sucks shield tank okay do we want to go to sleep upstairs or explore
I don't want to go and squire real quick.
Oh wow, I can go look at a lot.
We haven't really gone to that town, we've been to that city though.
check out the lizard we can go buy a skateboard from him now
I'm not gonna go watch a full-length movie
Go to charity. You ready or what?
Wow, you're a better kisser than I expected. Thanks for stopping by.
Oh, another kiss? I guess there's nothing wrong with that.
Alright, bye now.
Have a warm water.
You really love your kisses, huh?
That's probably enough have a good day. I take all have one
Okay, four is a good stopping point
I don't know if you need any more kisses than that
And you have your fire. Oh, all right. That's it. I'm calling the police. No, no, no
I'm just trying to run a kissing booth here, and they won't leave me alone
Thank you. Thank you
I hope you're happy. No, that's not a okay
Don't even try it. Have a good day.
Okay, everyone.
Running a kissing zoo doesn't want to make money. Shocking.
Yeah, we gotta get down to the beach...
and make board shops and pisspots.
Self-poser?
Yeah, what do you got for me, Rathaus?
I respect you, and I do not dig your poser.
Anyway, have a look around. Let me know if you need anything to help you get back to fashion.
Oh, he's got a card.
Ye-ho! Welcome, welcome. Check it out, huh? Everything here's-
Wow, looks like I'm an asshole.
Oh, sorry I was, uh, sorry I was looking at your, uh, your radical Rex machine.
Is this a minigame in a game?
Oh my god, this is endless content.
Radical Rex. It's his own game.
Ah.
It's a long intro for a game.
When does the...
When does the game start?
When does the when does the game start?
Hey the side characters are leaving the ceiling it's starting soon. Oh
There it is. Oh, wow, that's a
Still still not the game. Okay. Well, okay inputs. Oh my god
I'm playing an actual. Okay. I'm playing an arcade game
Let's go one player. I don't really see how two players would even
would even work in this game. Yeah, let's select that. This is a real game. It's a rage
game. I'm just skipping. What the fuck am I supposed to do? Where's my skateboard? This
game fucking sucks I'm sorry rep to go you know that games ask bro should I
hated that keep on fashion dude yeah keep on fucking fashion and that game
was horrible bro I even understand what the fuck was happening down here
oh my god chat keep the fucking skills I'm literally a god at skate dude you think
I can't fucking hit some tricks and mess
all right get me out of here shred some arm you know some cattle shit I don't
know how to get out of here I do love the movement in this game
Feel good, simple loon.
We've turned to back on the entire bounty hunter network.
Let's just save him.
Maybe after tough, but I'm switching back.
Get out of the alley.
I feel like I'm like a bat.
Hey, hey, somebody raised me.
Well, well, well.
So we've got a challenger.
I bet you think you can beat the great Slugstar
and Junior.
Well, you can't, you slow piece of shit.
Water race anyway?
Yes.
Let's fucking go.
How we doing this?
I don't know, let's race one, let's see race three.
You don't stand a chance!
Oh, you can win in three different races.
Collect 25 rings.
Yeah, I knew I lost that you run that back you run that back you run that back I
Didn't know I need to keep going away
I won't know. I won't know.
That's what I'm talking about. Right there.
Hop!
Go!
Oh my god, this is so stupid.
Hey!
Oh my god, I'm gonna fall into fucking water because I don't know where I'm going.
I just threw up.
I just threw up.
I got it.
are you out of your mind?
I'm not trying to laugh.
Oh my, I'm supposed to shoot those.
Oh my god, I was just rising up thinking he's annoying.
Dude, I literally forgot to warn. I'm an idiot.
We ran for the whole fucking other thing. I got gold anyway.
Wait, don't you guys just get a seed?
That wasn't very good. Completely mediocre racing on your part. Barely even worth talking about.
You're feeling up to a race?
All right, let's see what you got.
I am so fucking done right now if I can see any in the stupid slot gives me
I'm going to turn the fuck out.
Damn it!
Last time I tried this, literally people.
Last time I tried this, man.
800 credits?
Dude, how are you supposed to do this in 15 seconds?
Like, actually.
I got a piece of you. I'll not do nothing.
Fine. Walk away then.
Oh, I will.
You better come back and race me again soon.
I want to feel the joy of winning again.
to that fast travel, so I can get him.
Right up here.
Alright, once more later, I'll be getting back to the main side.
I'm not here with you!
Come on, come on, come on! Listen to mine!
Eyes open! Two of these boots!
You got something planned?
I'm detecting a network-connected water poster in the area.
Good guys use them as an alert system if a wanted criminal is nearby.
So, be careful.
Yeah, cool.
Let me actually see how far we are into this game.
33% I'm a third of the way yet probably to take three screens
I don't know what I'm doing here.
I'm seventy three now.
I'm on my way actually to the
check and then we'll sleep.
I on life to fall.
The problem is it's going to be different.
Every time.
for every for every person's play through because there's so much side stuff yo Vinnie
Yeah, Vinnie hacker for the fucking 50 subs, bro. You did not need to give me 50 subs man. Yeah, I love you, bro
Thank you for the 50 fucking gift. It's gonna be Vinnie mom. Shut up Vinnie
Yeah, I don't know it's like every playthrough is different
Like the guy that I'm looking at now
He's like halfway through the game here.
Let's sleep and just stay.
I don't know.
I think this is a good point that we're at right now though.
W fucking Vinny though.
He's in the fifties up already.
Should I hold a game tonight?
Um, let's go upstairs.
What the fuck do I get upstairs again?
I'm telling you there's gotta be some fishing in this game and if there's not
And if there's not, then fuck me.
The developers didn't tell me everything that's in the game.
So I don't know, maybe there's a fishing minigame,
maybe there isn't, and it doesn't matter.
I just think there's an aquarium here,
and we should fill it somehow.
All right.
There's not going to be a fishing minigame.
I'm low-ranked.
Like the course, you can make it repeat.
Change your mind, have no fear.
There's even a button to make it clear.
And when you're ready, just press go.
Put it on the floor.
Poor rank, are you in rivals right now?
Diamond two.
Almost done in one
What are you
I'm on ranks, I don't know that house. Yeah, thanks teeny-deen. That's really helpful, man
Let's go see what the next quest is then we'll determine
One more to be shot off, man.
Mom called.
I need to go pick Jeffy up from the Monorail station.
Who's Jeffy?
Jesus, you didn't even tell Jean about Jeffy?
Wait.
I don't know who the fuck Jeffy is.
You know about Jeffy, right?
Who's Jeffy?
Oh my god.
You really were off in your own little world, weren't you?
Well, Mom and let's do it got a little serious.
Stop.
Stop.
Go to the Monorail station, OK?
Stop.
It's about time you met your half-brother.
You heard that, lady?
But before you get going, George
says he's got a new upgrade for you in stock in a dash unit that's one of the
best ones no offense but you'll need all the help you can get
yeah but make it quick you really don't have enough money I guess I'll lend you
some more okay I'm not gonna have I'm sorry I was only 240 off brother
actually now it's only 35 off it's only 800 for the unit that's like not a lot
hello welcome to George's got a new update for you
fast quickly we'll never
good you're all set then we should head out don't keep jeffy waiting he's your
half brother should be fine for you to pop down to the ring for a bit well we
prep your next missions just be careful remember you've got a bounty on
your head. I kind of want to go see Jeffy. I feel like we should do that next
stream now. Loan for this up.
I think we do that. We start with that Saturday.
All right. Yeah, that's what we're gonna do. Hold on. Let me see.
I'm just double-checking that it's safe dude. I have a pimple right here and I'm gonna pop that shit so fucking bad.
Okay, yeah, yeah, yeah, we're exactly over there. Alright, put the meme in there.
Alright, so chat. That's what we're gonna do.
Tomorrow I'm doing Poppy Playtime Chapter 5. That'll be the whole stream.
We'll be live like four
Then we'll beat the game Thursday. I'm not live Friday is an early react day two
We're gonna be live like two to six doing reacts got to be the after Saturday
More high on life too. We'll start where we just were we'll go to that fucking dinner with Jappy or whatever
And then we'll continue playing the game. Maybe need it Saturday probably end up gonna end up beating it next week though
Sunday live at two doing reacts Monday
We're doing the S&P and chip with adapt Tuesday
I'm not live next Wednesday is the HH charity stream gaining
challenge next Thursday.
I'm not live next Friday.
We are either doing the new resident evil or high on life
probably and then React Saturday slash gaming maybe
React Sunday and then we'll do resident evil that next Monday.
But yeah, W stream I posted in the philosophy today,
but I'm not posting today and tomorrow
on the main or the gaming.
But I will be posting Thursday through Thursday,
Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Monday, Tuesday, next week.
Normally I don't post Wednesdays Thursdays this week. I'm not posting today or tomorrow because I have like scheduled posts for Thursday
Lazy think of it the 10 gifts. It's well. Don't think of it. It's not thank them
If you got something with the 10 get this thank Vinnie the fucking 50 subs as well. I cannot refresh which for some reason
Let's try and reload it
Who do we want to raid?
I'm applying some shit
Who's live that I haven't rated in a while oh my god legion was in the fortnight event with us
we're ready by Danny a heavy snipe bro they're just gonna need to W stream chat appreciate y'all
and I'll catch y'all later go out to YouTube videos and I'll see y'all soon while YouTube's
down go out to YouTube videos when it's back up and I'll see you guys tomorrow for EST for
for Poppy Playtime Chapter 5, peace.