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Sorry, I am live early today. I have a meeting after stream and I didn't want to miss stream
So I wanted to be able to go live for at least three and a half hours. So
We're live early today and it is a motherfucking react day. We got a W lineup
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Chat, run down to the videos that we have today.
Starting out, this one you've probably seen clips all over Tech Talk of.
Disturbing Fraternity Hazing Exposed by cops.
I don't know what frat this is or where this is,
but it's basically them like walking in while the pledges are getting hazed and
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Inside South Africa's Taxi Mafia, and this is what happens when you die
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Yeah, I do have a higher influx of European viewers in the summer actually
Because in the summer I tend to go live in the summer run on weekends because people from Europe
It's averagely like six to eight hours ahead of me in Eastern Standard.
So right now, if you're in Europe, what time is it for you?
Like eight?
So this is like prime when they would want to watch.
But normally I'm going live at like 4 30 on a weekday.
So that's I'm starting streaming at 10 30 for them, which some people
that stay up late is awesome.
But if I'm streaming like six hours, you know, they're not making it
to like a 4 a.m. stream for them.
Yeah, like 9 30, 7 8, 17 8, 15.
Wow, is there actually a lot of European viewers?
Is my whole chat Europe right now?
Let's do a poll.
Hold up.
What consonants are you in?
North America, South America, Europe, I'm not putting Antarctica
because you guys are going to put that.
I know you guys are going to put that.
Asia, Africa, OK.
What continent?
Somebody said New York.
That's OK, buddy.
But what are you?
Oh, yeah, I have way more European viewers
than normal right now.
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I always feel bad.
I said this before.
I don't know if I said it on stream,
but I was talking to small fries about it.
I can't remember if it was live or not.
I think it was.
I feel bad for UK streamers
and European streamers in general.
Cause the majority, I feel bad for English speaking
European streamers because English speaking European streamers
have to stream on an American time schedule.
Almost always.
Australia, it's different because it's so off
that it's like almost back to normal
when they could stream to like appeal to,
what about Australia?
Wait, what time is it in Australia?
Right now it's 6 a.m.
That's not bad.
Being an Australian streamer,
appealing to an American audience is awesome
because that means you could go live
at like 10 a.m. your time
and your prime time streaming for your audience.
Like, you work a 9 to 5 as an Australian streamer,
because you could go live at like 11 and it's night time for your US audience.
So that's sick. Europe, it sucks.
Like, when we did that Rocket League tournament,
Ginge, it was like 3 a.m. for Ginge, and he's just on.
Like, SmallFries has to stream at like,
I think he goes live at like 10 p.m. or something, and he stays live to like 4.
Like, you're just working the night shift.
Hyper fixating on the UK. Well, it's just because there's a lot of popular UK streamers
It's the same thing with like I don't even know if only pixel lives in Germany anymore, but only pixel has like a very large
You know English-based audience
as a German streamer, so
I mean it really varies. It's about the reason I say English speaking is because the majority of English speaking streamers
Have a majority US audience
most of the time, not always, but I don't know.
I would just hate to have to go live at like 12
as like prime time, unless you're literally K-So,
in which case he chooses to go live at midnight.
Like I would, I finished pop,
when I, the day I played Poppy Playtime,
which was not yesterday, two days ago,
I finished stream and I'm like,
Oh, I kind of want to, uh, you know, tap into like, what case I was doing and he went live at like 11 for me, bro was playing poppy play time till like four in the morning.
Like that shit is, I just couldn't do that because it's like the whole day.
You're like, I got to stream in eight hours.
I got to stream at midnight.
I'm assuming I always wonder if he has like that night schedule.
Like bro like crit like so many streamers have ex-qc schedule like I know a lot of people were like flaming him for being late
But like dude the amount of people that go live at like midnight and stream at four
Or they go live at like a and stream at like four in the morning
Go to bed at like 9 a.m. And then wake up at like 6 p.m.
And then fucking go live like that shit's terrible
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All right, disturbing fraternity hazing exposed by cops.
Does anyone want to be forced to hang out with us?
Anyone?
Why are we hitting a T-pose back there?
I feel like this is very uncanny.
This feels like an AI back rooms video.
Like they're all just like standing in a wet basement shirtless.
Anyone want to be forced to hang out with us?
pitch black with a speaker.
Can somebody explain this video?
Fraternities, I'm assuming in the whole world,
but this is U.S. fraternity at least.
I only know about U.S. frats.
U.S. frats, frats are for men, sororities are for women.
Frats haze their pledges.
Pledges are people that have dedicated their choice to the frat,
but they're no longer a member,
they're not a member of the frat yet, right?
So if you pledge to a frat, you're like teak,
you're basically saying,
I am choosing to be a part of this frat I wanna join.
And then you're going through like a hazing process
because you're rushing this frat.
And it's basically where the people that are older
in the frat that are initiated members
and have been past the initiation of the hazing
are now doing that on you.
Sometimes it's very simple things, like, you know, making fun of you, bullying, effectively.
Sometimes it's like bullying you.
Sometimes it's making you drink a lot.
Sometimes it's making you do drugs.
Sometimes it's making you strip naked and walk in a circle while you hold the guy's
dick in front of you and walk in a circle. There have been people that have died from
hazing. And so the US has a much more strict rule set for frats. Frats have gotten kicked
off campuses for doing crazy things where they've, you know, killed people within their
frat. There was a recent case, I think it was in Pennsylvania, where they made a
guy drink like a fifth of vodka or something and he was unconscious on the couch for like hours
they nobody helped him uh and then he died uh so
yeah uh it could get pretty bad most frats are not taking it to that extent uh like
I don't want to I don't want you to think that the average fraternity is doing that to its uh pledges
But this is one where they're probably right now they just see I don't know what they're doing
They look wet and shirtless. I don't know what was next. I don't know what they were doing
Were you in a frat? I was never in a frat. I have gone to frat parties
But I never joined one
Did you ever want to join one? How now?
Because of this
Because it's like you're pay you pay to be in a frat
and they bully you before you're their friends.
So my perspective, what the f*** do I just want?
There is valid things.
Like, frats do a lot of charitable stuff as well.
Like, there's a lot of good fraternities.
Like, I'm not knocking on the entirety of a frat as a whole, right?
Like, fraternities can do a lot of good.
They can breed a lot of connections for people within college
for when they're out of college.
They do provide some sort of benefit, right?
But they also have a lot of downsides.
Police and firefighters responded to the alpha delta five fraternity house after a fire alarm went off.
Fire alarm went off. They didn't call and say that it wasn't an emergency. So this is just like a coincidence that they're going to stumble in here.
So, they are all thinking, do not go in the basement.
Do not go in the basement.
Guaranteed right now.
This guy with the backwards hat is like, how do we keep them out of opening the
basement door what does every frat look like this
what are you actually why every frat house feels like a house that was built in
the 60s and has like clearly repainted walls but like so much repainting that
it feels like it's just like dripping off.
It's like a level of moisture.
It always feels wet.
Hey, guys, the **** going on here?
Is the frat house where all of them live?
No, not every member of a frat lives in a frat house.
But a lot of them do.
What's going on?
While downstairs checking the fire alarm,
officers stumble upon a fraternity hazing situation.
Dude, imagine being a firefighter in full gear, thinking that a house is on fire and you stumble downstairs to like 30 half-naked men in a basement.
I would be befuddled.
Yeah, I'll definitely need 1-3-3 here.
Alright, who's in charge?
They have a fraternity president. I feel like it's him
It's not for him to go it's gotta be him
Looks like we have quite a bit of hazing
What level is hazing illegal as a whole I don't actually know what I'm gonna Google that is hazing illegal
Hazing's illegal in 44 states.
Wow.
But I know Frat still ha- but it's like what constitutes this hazing.
That's what's like very confusing to me.
Somebody said, can you say no to hazing? Yes, you could say no to hazing.
hazing yeah no shit you can say no to hazing but it's like a level of peer
pressure and then you're also just not gonna be in the frat you don't get hazed
we'll just kick you out so it's like a social pressure so I'm asking you there
a hierarchy yeah you have a frat president you the leader good who's in
I don't see a point in why he wouldn't just tell them because frat presidents are put it's public info. Like, even if they were like, I don't know who's in charge here, like at some point they'd be like, this is the, this is the president of this frat.
even if they were like I don't know who's in charge here like at some point
they'd be like this is the this is the president of this frat okay well we did
find someone who's in charge because this is ridiculous hey this stops here
guys oh my god they're blindfolded this is a police department and they're
covered in like mud what the fuck the stops here who's in charge I just the
problem with that I've always had is like if you were haze say because when you
get haze they can be like really fucking mean to you why would I want to then be
that guy's friend you know cuz once you're past the hazing and the
initiation. Now you're part of the frat. So like now you're boys. And so I'm supposed to be like,
dude, you didn't make me like, do all that for like, like what the fuck. But it's like a constant.
It's like the it's like, uh, not yet an initiation, but it's a they did it to me. So now I have to
do it to them. You know what I mean? Not a tradition, because when you say tradition,
It makes it sound good.
What would that be called?
Like, is there a word for that where it's like, they bullied me.
It's like a cycle, not a tradition,
because tradition makes it seem like there's like culture apart of it.
It's not even a rite of passage.
It's it's rite of passage is even I feel like that's making it seem better.
Because it's like they're bullying me.
They're hazing me.
So now I have to do it to the people that are behind me.
How about we stop the fucking weirdest thing
is you can get hazed by a frat member that's younger than you.
The majority of people that are hazed are like freshmen
or sophomores that are joining a frat
and they're getting hazed by juniors or seniors.
But you could be a junior rushing a frat late
and get hazed by a kid that's two years younger than you.
I feel like I would be like, dude, what are you talking,
like imagine you're 21
and there's a 19 year old that's trying to haze you.
I'd be like, brother,
Like you, you're telling me what to do.
We stopped.
Like you're, like you can't even drink legally.
Start cleaning this up.
Everyone, take their blindfolds off.
Dude, I just had a flashback memory.
Sorry, I'm gonna pause this a bunch.
I went to a frat party in Philly one time
when I was a sophomore and I was in 21.
And we were it was like two frats. There was two frat parties. We went to both and
The second one it was packed in this outside area and it was so loud and
The cops showed up and I was I was in the I
Was in the back. I'm not advocating for this by the way
I was in the backyard with a few of my friends and a few people that we had met and
And a cop walks out onto the porch, which is like it's like this balcony. That's above everything and he goes
We and he starts screaming some shit. I just hopped the fence. I
Darted I darted everybody just everybody just I saw like four people hop the fence and then it was like a wave dude
Everybody's ran. I just got out of there
I mean, I just like it ran out of that shit. Then we walked back. I ordered Taco Bell
And then I passed out
I'm ready to give it all to uh, I
Was bad too. There would be some there's a few frat parties. I've gone to the last rep party. I went to was my junior year
I didn't go to any my senior year. I
Went to a frat party my junior year and this guy recognized me and he was on like three different drugs at once
And he was like handing me these open drinks and I just took them and in hindsight
I was like wow that was like so stupid
Because he could have put anything in there anybody could put anything in there
It was like an open beer that they'd be like dude Javar yours beer. I'd be like oh, thanks, man
Fucking just drink that shit. Thank you. Just drugged me never got drugged at a frat party though
But then I did get drugged at barstool and Philly so commands to
to clear the room and get out of here.
Fuck that place, never go there.
No one's moving.
Really, they're taking us pretty serious.
Yeah, I guess.
You in charge?
You said no one thought I was in charge?
No one asked for a house tag?
Where's he at?
Oh my God, is that it?
Dude, he can't even fucking speak.
No one asked for a house tag?
Where's he at?
Something.
Working at a cell.
House dad on it. That's cool. So, uh, so obviously yeah, definitely figure out why you wouldn't let me pass you. Initially, what's crazy is this cops probably only like 3 years younger than this dude.
I would probably be calling your house dad or whoever to get him here since ultimately
he's probably in charge right unless someone else is in charge.
You don't have your frat leader's number?
Yeah, she has got out of the fire on the guy set up and just from it's manual
Goes off. So it's this one. This one the hallway here
Yeah, like the cops can't just walk out. There's 40 naked guys in the basement
They're supposed to be like, all right. Well, there's no fire. I
Don't think it was down here. I can tell you
it's confusing.
Yeah.
I don't know if it's supposed to stay.
Probably.
You guys have to do this too.
Sounds like you're smoking cigarettes.
Sounds like you're just screaming.
Like you're just losing your voice.
I don't know.
I mean,
sorry, you guys didn't know.
There was 15,
20 people down in your basement.
No.
It's not that dumb.
And I'm getting a little frustrated.
Dude, it's like this weird awkward silence because nobody knows what to do next.
And no one's telling me who's in charge of what's going on.
I mean, can we get the fucking half naked guys that are covered in mud and piss with
blindfolds on to walk out?
Like they're just standing there while everybody talks.
I'd be like, hey, can we like go upstairs?
We're outside.
Like why are we just like sitting here having a chat somebody who's even flexed do they won't listen if a cop tells
I don't care if you're rushing a dude the frat can't be mad at you if a cop tells you to leave
That's the line man. I understand. It's like you got a listen to like your your frat leader
But I'm like dude if a cops tell me to fuck off like you leave
I'm not in charge
I mean, we asked you to call your house dad and you said, I don't have any sort of
I mean, he's your house dad.
How do you know how to do that?
Okay.
What are you doing here?
He's a limit.
He goes upstairs.
Oh, so you do live here?
No, I don't live here.
He lives here.
He lives here not on that here
He's your buddy here saying different
This is an Iowa frat
You think this is Iowa state
stuff. I need to start talking now. It's one o'clock. Yeah, that's right. I need to talk to people.
Can you call someone? Oh my god, it's one in the morning, dude. Can I call someone? Yeah,
I'm not calling someone. I have no contact with someone. You're not being very helpful.
Nobody in here has any way to contact. Sorry, out of curiosity, I want to know a day of the
the week it was. It's November 15th of 2024. It's a Friday. I was going to say if this
was on like a Tuesday. The guy that's charged this house. Why? I don't know. Just be more
crazy if you were just like, I feel like being hazed at 1am on like a Tuesday would
be a lot crazier than like, you know, the weekend.
This is all going in the apartment, so we're only making this situation.
The frat's cooked! I'm walking out if I'm one of the kids getting haste right now.
Why the hell am I doing this? This frat's not even going to be a thing in six months.
I'll see you over at the next frat. I'm going to walk over and see if they'll let me join.
No concept.
Okay, we need to find somebody that does.
no one does. It's a house there.
Does anybody in my chat that's in a frat
or was in a frat?
I'm taking it out of stuff only. Don't lie.
Because I know I have viewers that are in frats.
I have like, uh, who's in, uh, not scatty.
Oh my God.
Why am I blanking on his username?
Who's the chatter that comes in here all the time and tells me how he gambles a lot and he's drunk and he's in a frat.
He's here all the time. Libby. Libby is one of my Australian mods.
Tentacos. Yeah, there we go. Tentacos. I imagine this was Tentacos. That's Tentacos.
Not me me. Okay, so 8% 71 people are saying they've been on a frat
It did you guys have hazing like this?
Like I've heard crazy stories the craziest story I ever heard was one of my friend's dad's because
hazing is still bad in a lot of frats, but
It was worse like jet like on average. It was worse. You know years ago like your parents frats were crazy
I remember one of my teachers that was in a frat said he had a steel shit
He had to go steal signs from a bar and so he would walk in just stand on a step stool take a fucking poster and just run
Which is just committing like petty theft
And then there was another one where this is the craziest shit
Whether or not this is a fake story. I don't know they would stand around they would stand in a circle and there'd be an Oreo
in the middle. And they would all have to, you know, choke the chicken and whoever, you
know, went last how to eat it, soggy biscuit. That's a line. That's a hard line, right?
Like how good can the frat be that you're like I'm willing to do this for you know it
would be crazy to imagine you're the guy that's just like you're in the circle and everybody
else is just you know ripping it and you're just standing there just staring you're just
like, but you have to, man, you're like, no, I'll be the last.
All you're all supposed to have contact with him.
I feel like that.
Yeah, you assert dominance.
You'll be like, I'll be, I'll be the last one.
What's his name?
Eric.
Eric, you know, take one for the team.
They start crying.
That'd be nuts.
That's just fucking crazy. I'm like, I understand there's a level and we were just watching a video about how like people in a higher position of power
Then you telling you to do something so many people just do it, especially if the people around them are doing it
but I'm like I
This didn't this is hazing but like I get the kids going
Yeah, I'll stand shirtless covered in mud in a basement with my with a blindfold on right like they're not hurting me
But it's still fucked right but the second they're like alright
You guys got to walk in a circle and grab each other's dicks. I'm like
No
No
Couple different code violation
So what's going on here?
Sororities would do crazy shit too. I heard I heard about one called cocker blow
Or blow or blow
One was cocaine the other one was something else
No, no, you're just walking the door so you can't see what's here.
There's nobody living here.
Just hanging out.
Frats notoriously are talked about in the hazing sense the most, but sororities also haze their members.
No, you can tell me.
No, you can tell me.
I don't know.
You got a university of Iowa?
Yeah.
You do?
What's your major?
Business.
Business? What's your name?
What?
For all our seniors.
Jose.
Jose?
What was that? What was that? What should I say?
What?
What? Who? Who I'm talking to?
I don't want to tell you that.
I don't want to tell you that.
Okay. How old are you?
Twenty-one.
He's actively drinking alcohol.
Oh my God, he's drinking a Bush Peach.
Alright.
What is he?
Yeah, you got an ID or anything?
Oh my God, why is he vaping right now, brother?
Just hand the ID.
I think it's fake.
Huh?
I think it's fake.
You think it's fake?
You think it's fake or you know it's fake?
It's different.
It's different.
Is he trolling the cop right now?
I think this guy's rage baiting a police officer.
Campus 142.
I think it's fake.
I would check it if I were you.
One by jail, number at aisle when you're ready.
Mr. Farnowski.
I go by was
How did they clear all the guy up no
Does anyone in here that needs that both tension?
Does anyone here that is against their will?
Is there anyone here who is not participating in this I a leader
Is there anyone with any sort of physical injury?
Oh my god, you're one of the leaders, bro.
That's a crazy tactic I didn't even think about.
You're one of the leaders in the basement,
actively hazing the guys, and then you hear the cops
and you take your shirt off, cover yourself in water
and mud, and put a blindfold on.
Just stand there.
Just act like you're a part of it.
Holy shit.
No.
I almost said it.
Huh?
It's almost as if it was a little bad.
Oh, yeah.
I guess I'm going to put the gas on.
What's all over you guys?
It's just water.
Just water?
What's on that dude's tie?
I'm not sure.
It's so hard.
I swear to God, if I hear piss or cum,
I'm going to freak out.
It's arena.
It was all like this.
Nope.
You're going to stand right over there.
What?
As I'm telling you to.
It's my house.
It's your house.
You're responsible for everything that happened today.
So, okay.
Check in right there.
You know what's nuts is this is where they hold the parties too.
And I mean, not to guarantee it this frat house, but most frat houses hold parties
and basements that are like this dirty.
Get up against the wall.
Come over here.
I never had the only house, the only flat parties I had fun at were the ones in the spring that were outside.
Because those were chill because there was space.
They would sometimes have like a really gross pool.
That was ice cold and muddy and there would be no one would swim in it, but there would
be like five people that would be peer pressured into jumping into the pool.
That was kind of okay.
But the winter parties where they would throw them in the basement, I would be more hype
for the pregame, postgame than the actual frat party.
You're gonna send in here, send everybody over here.
Oh, they were like slapping him in the chest.
Do you see that?
No, I can't take these to ask some questions about what's going on in their arms on their arms, so are you responsible for the house?
No.
Okay, who's the house dad?
I just told you you were except and some that will call them.
Go there.
What?
What's his name?
There.
I told you.
Why are you asking me?
Because it sounds like you're responsible for the house.
No, no.
Sounds like you have something, some idea of what's going on.
No.
Yeah, I'm very forthcoming with everything.
How much you asked the house that you need 30 years to return to hold up? Yeah, we'll call your police
Stay right there
You guys know a design yes, sir, so go down
Step back, I don't know you do this is back up proper. Can we turn there are no lights in the fucking house
What are we doing? What are we doing? Why are we walking around? Why are we? I just realized this
Why are we walking around with flashlights? Is the power out?
What the fuck? Do they walk in the whole house just dark?
Dude they were definitely playing like crazy frog on that shit
Full blast
Just anyone want to be forced coming on let's go
Any
You gotta see it from our perspective what the f*** did I just walk into?
Celebration, you know what? Celebration of what?
That's life!
Okay, sweet.
Yo, that's making it sound so much more like a call. Oh my god!
A celebration of life? They were blindfolded wet in a dark basement.
What are we doing? Celebration of life?
Dude, what's nuts is they're pro- I never- I didn't even think about this, the- the guys
that are getting hazed are probably like really drunk.
There would be ones where it's not like a case race, but they would be- they would
segment you into groups too and you would have to fit- it depends on the frat, they
do different shit, because they just come up with whatever they want to fucking do.
I'm just telling you stories about what I've heard, where it's like- because
I have friends that have been in frats too.
They would give you, I don't know if this counts as hazing
because they could say maybe it's partying,
but they would all give you like the pledges,
they'd split you in groups of five,
give you 24 rack of beer, two bottles of wine
and a fifth of whiskey and go, you gotta finish this
by the end of the night.
And so it was like, all right, you know, oh my God.
He is like bite marks on his arm.
Okay, he took, the reason I told you guys is that,
we're here for public safety.
That's 100% hazing?
No, I know it's hazing, but I'm saying it's like,
obviously hazing is illegal in 44 states.
I'm saying what they count as hazing
is like a weird gray area.
Yeah, just point, what's on your arms?
Where are you guys going now?
They kind of look like they're covered in oil.
I don't remember the taste of it.
What is that?
What is that?
What is that dried stuff on his fucking neck?
That looks like blood, is it, it's shining your life?
Is it blood?
That's what I'm asking.
Want to taste it?
No.
Okay.
You see why we're here while we're asking questions. I don't know get the wrong guy
I mean, bro, we're not getting kudos points right now for not in the long with this
The guys those guys questions many told him all I'll start heading out what's up? I was gonna ask those two guys questions
But then they all started falling out
No
I stopped them
Did you pull you guys out no, they I want to go talk to those guys and then they start coming out
This is some Epstein shit now, I don't want to sit now
I would not compare it to that dude at you. Yeah, I don't know if you've looked at the Epstein files, man
they are this is frat hazing Epstein was like eating babies and
and sex trafficking people man this was like this is not even close to the level of stuff they did
and i'm not saying this isn't bad by saying that right because like the fc should
is the worst of the worst that it it is right or it has ever been well you're in charge
I'm going to say you're not in charge.
OK, you president?
Yes.
It's simple take.
The officers finally speak to the fraternity president.
I'm going to tell you first and foremost,
I'm a little frustrated, but we're going to get through it, OK?
What's going on tonight?
It's their lead up to initiation.
OK, what's the deal with what are we
doing in the basement. It's basically a ritual where they're blindfolded and get
messed with. Okay, so the entire time that we've been here, which has now been, I
think, 15, 20 minutes, we've been demanding to speak to somebody in charge.
Why would you want to be in a frat? I mean, I don't, from the perspective of
somebody that's in a frat, and from talking to people that have been in
I get the level of I get there being some level of them being fucked with that they that they deem worth it like one of my friends was a roachman and every time there was a blunt he had to eat it so if they finish the blunt he would just they would hand it to him and he had to chew it and eat it and from his perspective it's like okay I have to do that that's gross but then once he's past it
And he probably, he said he swallowed like 20 or 30, like not over a day, but like over the course of whatever you had to do it.
And when you go to these frat parties, these guys, like, I don't want to say it's like power tripping, but like, they have power, right?
When you go to these frat parties, because when you're in college, the majority of people that go to these parties aren't 21, right?
Right because people once
The reason I didn't go to frat parties my senior year is because I was 21. I
Could go to a bar
Why do I want to go to a dirty basement?
Right, I would rather just go to a bar or club. I have to pay to go
Yeah, but you have to pay to go to a frat too. So it's like these guys are basically
Getting money and I mean obviously the money is going to the frat
But they're like Dormin and they have you know
They're cooler because they're the frat parties and then those frat leaders also have nights where it's parties with other sororities
So it's like not only is there a power incentive for them to join they also deem it as like a
Cool thing to do right because there's parties they have where a bunch of people go
Oh and
There's nights where like frats do nights with sororities and like sorority
Has like a date night with like a frat and they party together
And then obviously those guys want to get laid or they want to do other shit
So it's like they're seeing it as like well long term. I'm getting some benefit out of it
Where?
Nobody knows you barely in the house. Nobody knows who's in charge like
Here's the deal
We haven't two European for this Europeans are different in that
Europeans get drunk in in a field when they're like 12 like
The shit I've heard from some of my chatters that live in like the UK
It's like they they've done there's like they do crazy shit in Europe
But they do crazy shit in Europe and it's it's like thinned over a 10-year period
whereas like in the US a lot of guys do not
nothing until like right before college, like senior year, then they start drinking and then
they just go fucking crazy.
Paising event, right?
We're going to do a report because we have responded to a fire alarm, which we were trying
to get people to evacuate because of the fire alarm, but from my understanding, you
guys refuse to evacuate from a fire alarm after an officer is ordering everybody to vacate
the premise.
And on top of that, we find this hazing event, we want to speak to somebody.
Nobody knows anything.
Nobody knows anyone.
Nobody knows what's going on.
This is going in a report.
The University of Iowa is going to see this.
And with the stuff going around across the country, students dying from hazing.
That was the guy I was talking about.
Events, I'm not saying it's to that level.
I'm not saying any, but the university has a very, very strict policy on hazing.
Wasn't this kid permanently disabled?
I think this is the most recent one out of all of them they've showed.
If I can't talk to people and if people aren't going to cooperate with me, that's
they're right, they don't have to speak to me. However, that means only my observations are going
to go into this report. And I'm telling you right now it's going to look worse than if people can
kind of explain to us what's going on, right? Because then I can at least put your guys'
side of the story in it as well. So I guess I want to know what we got going on. Like,
you're saying it's a ritual prior to initiation? Yes. Okay.
I guess I'm asking for some cooperation and some coordination with your people here.
I will say, you know, I don't want to give, I don't want to, it's to his credit.
He's acting a lot.
I, like, I get why this guy's the president off of the surface level conversation he's
having with the police, like he's being a lot more professional than the guy that
was hitting his vape and going, I think this idea is fake.
This is just like, tell your people, like, hey, if that's what people need to do,
Politely tell us that right so I guess I'm looking for you to kind of be a leader here and help us out a little bit and start
Trying to keep everybody in line. Okay. Okay. Let's go back
I just
the supervisor of the house president says he is not welcome here then I'm going to escort him off
property. I think if he refuses that he's going to hear the rest. We'll walk him out. Okay. Who? Who?
The guy with the Iowa shirt? I would take care of that because the longer he stays here,
I mean he's getting close to being arrested. Oh the guy, yeah the guy that was sitting this way.
The next day police pay a visit to Joseph's apartment after he was very
uncooperative the day before. After 10 minutes of talking he again proved to be
uncooperative and difficult to deal with.
So you interjecting yourself into that conversation, what good because they don't need to talk at the college.
How do we want to hear you deciding who they need to talk to and my buddies and my friends?
The police are doing an investigation about life.
They were trying to figure out what's going on.
What was going on? What had occurred?
So, they were doing an investigation that you don't...
I don't know, man. Like, why?
Like, it's just making it worse to just...
Because they already saw what, like, just explained it, right?
Just be like, hey, they had a stand in a room
and we would cover them with, like, ketchup and mayo and shit.
Because that might have been what it was.
Look like he had mustard on his tie. They might just be dousing them with water and shit and that might not I don't know the
Legality on that right? I don't know. I don't think it was come. Nick chunky. I think that would be I think that'd be crazy
So why are you getting who the police can talk to me can't talk to you just talking about he's not to talk to me
That's it. So you're interfering with the police officers?
Not at all. Not at all.
He never said, oh, if you don't get away, you're getting arrested.
He never said that once.
He did tell you he'd set the water.
He just didn't walk away.
And then he said it again, I said, I walked away.
You know what you're doing.
OK.
So he asked me.
I don't want to wait to end this conversation right now.
Please.
OK.
I would like that word here.
And if there's anything, actually, I won't need you to call me again.
But it's been a pleasure.
Thanks, fellas.
What are you going to catch your name?
I don't know.
So this is the time for us to open it.
Travis?
One tiny piece, I'll take you.
Would you say your name was?
Joseph.
All right, Joseph.
All right, so unfortunately for you, at this point, you're being placed under arrest.
Before we put your hands behind your backs.
Joseph was arrested for interference with official acts in connection with the hazing incident.
Those charges would be dropped a year later.
Yeah, I didn't think they really had much to stand on there.
The Delta V fraternity was suspended through 2029 for hazing.
See, I actually have a genuine question here.
When this frat gets suspended for four years,
when it can get redone, how does a frat,
how do they start it again?
Cause generally speaking, if a frat gets banned,
all their members have to disband the frat.
So then when it's 2029 and the frat becomes a thing again,
how do they get new members and a new president
and all that?
Like I'm assuming it's just like, oh, starting a new frat.
Like it's like new members entirely have to be like,
this is what we're going to do.
And then it's like, you know, you get a new wave of people.
I would assume.
But like most frats have been going on for years, right?
Where it's like a cycle of new and old people.
Is it illegal to hasten?
44 out of 50 states, yeah.
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Next video.
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Isaac for the three.
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It's been in Isaac for the sub-advocacy.
I think of the sub.
Here's the schedule.
Reacts today.
Tomorrow we're doing higher life two at like 1.30 or 2pm EST.
Sunday we're going to be doing racks of one or 2pm EST.
Monday is going to be the S&P random ship with adaptive games with the death Tuesday. I'm not live once they were going to be doing the HH
Heritage stream we're going to be playing peak lethal company and RV there yet me sneak killdozer and Chris trying to raise money for American Heart
Association you guys are going to be able to affect the game we play through the donations
I'll do my own base donation myself blah blah blah Thursday
I'm not lying Friday is going to be either finishing high on life to our starting resident evil resident evil requiem
Saturday next week is going to be
Reacts and maybe the S&P or random games Sunday is going to be reacts and next Monday or not next Monday next next Monday
We're going to do resident evil requiem whether we continue it or start it
Ready to give the three sent you a bomb to talk to the aliens if you have a video
So if you have any of such I'm getting such I'm talking about some of these a lot skips I play
It's my schedule if you know the schedule walk-in chat
Why aren't it actors ugly anymore? Somebody reading screen refund that shit?
Why aren't actor okay? Actually don't refund it
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Those message are fake. I'm incredibly sorry to be my brother share a computer only found out he did that because he's using my card on his math
I'm so sorry. I love the respect you as much that was bad behavior modern for the sub. Yo, not a savage brother
I have no idea what you're talking about man
Literally no idea what you're talking about
What messages those messages are completely fake and I'm incredibly sorry
I mean my brother share a computer and only found he did that because he used my card
on his behalf I'm deeply sorry oh
You're the chatter I knew that shit, bro. I'm banning you man. Sorry. I don't give a fuck
I like you're your brother man. You're not welcome on my chat anymore. I knew that shit was fake
You're the chatter, I, you're the, I, I see, and I know people set out as rude.
You literally faked your, you faked being your mom and told me you killed yourself.
That's fucking weird as shit.
I, you're banned.
Sorry, man.
I, that, I'm not set, now, it's gotta be, it's set in precedent, man.
Like, you do that in my chat, I don't care if your brother did it, I don't care if anybody did it.
Somebody types on your account and says that you killed yourself, and you did that for attention, you're banned.
Your man, I wish you the best man. You need to get mental health help
I don't know if that was your brother or you but you can't really convince me
That was your brother when you literally pretended to be your own mother
Coming to tell me that you killed yourself and I literally spent five minutes talking about how sad that was and
You did that bro. What a lame-ass thing to do bro. Oh my god
Yo, I thanks for the bits man. I can't have you in my chat
Bro snitched on himself. Well, he did that because if he came back talking to my chat, I would have been like, oh, you're alive.
He said, hello, Jar Bartolozzi. This is Lyndon. This accounts user's mother.
He recently took his life and wanted to let you know he truly loved you and that for a while you heal this heart.
Now that he's gone, it's hard to move on. Thanks for helping my boy. It's okay. We understand the situation, but it's true.
It's true. After I was talking about how people fake being suicidal for attention in my chats because they know that I'm a suicide prevention advocate, and then they said he did want help.
He didn't know how and kept saying that it's not working. In my opinion, I feel like he was lost.
Lame. Bye.
You're brought out. If that was your brother, your brother sucks ass. I'm letting you know.
Don't fake being suicidal, that's fucking weird.
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Brother.
And I know, yo, I don't want to say like chat, I literally said this when I got this don't know.
I still treated it as if it was real.
I will always treat a suicidal chatter as if they're serious.
But, then this is a big but.
if I had a guess, 40% of them are faking it.
And it's for attention.
People are chronically online.
They lie about themselves.
They lie about other people.
For attention, for clout, for fame, I don't know what.
And I hate doing this as like some conspiracy theory
because I'm not some psychopath that's like,
oh, everybody lies on social media.
Fake news, fake news, fake news.
No, but like the amount of actually fake news shit
that people do is insane.
Like, it's, I'm sorry, it's sad, but it's true.
Like the amount of people, like 10 people come in my chat
and they say they're suicidal,
like seven of them are being honest
and three of them are lying for attention.
And it's like, man, like on side note,
if that was you pretending to be,
I'd see, I don't wanna say,
yo, I know that wasn't your brother, bro.
I know that wasn't your brother
because you literally had, you have come into my chat
multiple times asking for advice about being suicidal.
Couple of years ago, my sister drowned
and it really impacted my family.
See, now, like, I don't wanna question that
because I'm not gonna sit at your line,
but it's like, now all your chats are starting
to seem a little fucking weird, man.
Like, what are we, are we making stuff?
I don't understand.
I was in stream talking about my mental health family,
to whatever family never passing favorite person to buy last year and I can't take being alone
not even 98 will help so multiple days in a row weeks apart
your brother was typing on your account acting suicidal you're saying you were and then your
brother for some reason knowing you were suicidal played a fucked up joke on you
or on me on your account pretending to be your mother acting like you killed yourself
No, man, I whether your brothers needs help whether you need help man
You can't be in my chat anymore brother
Not only is this like bordering like weird parasocial levels of feeding for attention. This is like
insane
Like faking being suicidal
And maybe you are suicidal man, I'm not saying you're faking being suicidal
suicidal, faking being your mother and saying you killed yourself to me is nuts.
And then coming into my chat and saying it was fake, I'm not, I'm not going to sit here.
Yo, I don't want to say I'm not mad at you because I think I am mad at you, but I wish
you the best man.
You clearly need help.
Whether you're not, you're actually suicidal.
You need help.
You are not mentally okay if you're trying to tell people you're suicidal and pretending
to be other people saying you killed yourself.
That's crazy.
Please get help.
Go to a psychiatrist ASAP seriously.
And I'm not like I'm not making fun of you.
I'm being honest man.
You need help.
That is not beyond like I'm obviously I talk about like suicide prevention and how I know
people in my life that have killed themselves.
I have a mod that's killed themselves.
I have people in my community that have killed themselves.
I have people in my community that have died of cancer,
that have died of this, died of that.
It's so sad, right?
If you're ever going through something, genuinely get help.
I don't want to take, like,
and that's why I hate talking about this
because I feel like it takes away
from the people that are actually suicidal, right?
In the same sense of people that make shit up
about other people and it draws away
from the people that are actually dealing with stuff
or people that are actually suicidal
and then the people that are faking it draw away
people that are actually suicidal, I'm still going to take every person that's suicidal seriously,
or saying that they're suicidal seriously, right?
But it is annoying
the amount of people that fake it.
Get help if you need it.
And even if you are not suicidal, man, this level of like chat,
like what you're doing is like, there's something wrong, man.
Please get help.
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Probably like fucking mud. Oh dreams. Thank you for the three needs tension because he doesn't get any from those closer
Then I get it like going to these extremes is not okay. I yeah
I get that man, and that's why I'm saying you might be dealing with something else like but that's not the
Like that's not a positive level of attention
Right like if you know if you're going through something in your life and you're not suicidal
But you're like lonely and your means of getting attention is like faking killing yourself to a streamer is like nuts
Like that's a nut. That's not like oh, you're not suicidal so it's fine
No, like that's another thing that needs to be addressed man Nick think of the three instantly put himself in the same shit
Categories low cover vengeance to inch no beyond that
Beyond that
Vengeance was a bad chatter low cover was a bad chatter two inch. Don't talk about it
But, like, I would rather deal with Lil' Cobra pissing me off than somebody faking killing
himself for attention.
Lil' Cobra just was a bad chatter.
He had bad takes, he rage baited me constantly, and not even for content, just to be an
asshole.
Like, he was just a dickhead.
Right?
He might be a great chatter now, I don't know.
Whether or not we would have him back in chat, I don't even know what he's doing
of his life but for that vengeance I don't really remember I think vengeance was the guy that was
like he's called me a spineless like pussy libtard or something like that isn't that what he said
vengeance was like just a dickhead too and he made like nine different accounts to come in my
stream and like talk shit um but for this that's like I don't know man I just can't I just can't
The war's crazy. Well, yeah, now we're you know, Zod isn't here right now probably
But Zod really wants me to do a bracket side note of the worst chatters I've ever had
And he made the bracket and one day I would go through it
I don't know when he made a bracket of like 32 of the worst twitch chatters
obviously beyond like worst twitch chatters in like an extended sense of
You know
Like they've had multiple chats like obviously the worst chatters of them all are the people that are just spamming slurs and like doing shit
Like they're not in contention now because it's like they're not really a chatter
They're just like they seem like a bot that just types like racial slurs and like homophobic stuff like that's a fun thing
Do it right now not right now. I he would want to be here for it
I have the stock market lottery made a very large sum of money and mid eight figures at 19 wondering if you had any advice on what I should do in my situation
Brother, I legally can't give you financial advice. I'm sorry CJ thinking before but congrats on that. So if the other people like that
I think you're being genuine bro. You don't have to thank me for anything. I'm just like I
Don't know it's just it's more and more man. It's more and more the more I've grown the more
The people have gotten nuts
The people that are crazy that talk shit that say crazy stuff like I don't know man. It's just
Oh, and that's why like I said I was taking a step back
That's why they take like average Lee two days off a week now. It's because like I just can't right?
That's why chats and sub only all the time. It's not just the spam
It's like subs are more likely to be parasocial
But subs are also more likely to not be weird because they pay to subscribe to me
So they'll be normal right so that's why like it sits chat my chat sits in sub only so much now
It's just and it's not like me trying to farm money like I'm being honest. I my YouTube revenue is
Incomparable like I I don't I don't do twitch for the money
I do twitch to make content for YouTube, but like yeah
And sub only is really just like I don't even run minerals sub only is just theirs for like a commerce at
Some think of the three. I want to apologize on behalf of all the shitheaders and people that are trying to get attention to ridiculous ways.
Nobody talks about the way that stuff get avenue to most people you're just streaming them watch them with their day your own personal with your own life.
I'm sorry. People don't take that into consideration. You're good.
Zach, thank you for the thousand days Christmas 2019.
My dad had a massive heart attack. We all just awesome.
Luckily, I appreciate everything you have to give for us, especially you're coming up a donation stream. Thank you.
Thank you.
Well, I'm glad that your dad's okay.
And I'm sorry that he had to go through that.
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Pretty, they give it a five.
Push me to start therapy.
Going for a year now, it's actually working.
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I hope you're doing all right.
Please don't send bets right now.
TB, they give it a three.
But watch this, it's 2023.
I already read that.
I already read that.
They give it a sub.
Unmated for the thousand buddies.
My grandpa passed away Saturday.
I'm sorry for your loss. I hope you're all right now. Thank you the three now trying to promo. I'd like 30 subscribers
I'd love for you to check out my YouTube channel now, man. I'm sorry that thank you for the sub
Showed on stream because I'm asking for free viewers. I want to know your opinion. I
Okay, I'm down to do a day where I go over chat channels and give my opinion on their content
But I'm going to be
Brutally honest, right like a lot of the time when people want me to check out their channel
They go like they kind of want free. I'm not saying you want promo because it seems like you don't you just want like constructive criticism
Which is like perfectly fine, but and I'm not I'm not gonna ban you you're not so problem
but
I'm down to like do that one day
The problem is so many people are so like cop like they would be upset because I would look at their content
And then it would be annoyed when I'm like, hey, man
You post videos in 480p and it's just like no face cam for tonight gameplay of you playing a custom Simpsons map
Like this is ass.
Like this is bad content.
I don't know how you could see this as like good, right?
Like, and then they would be upset, right?
Spicy and Jeff for the sub, beefing for the sub.
I mean, I'm being honest.
The majority of people that sell promo in my chat
make Fortnite content.
And I don't know why.
Semi for the sub.
I don't think the majority of you make Fortnite content.
I think people that self promo do Fortnite, always.
Always.
I don't know why.
Recording on a TV?
Yo, actually sometimes like literally
like iPhone recording their TV of them playing.
It's just crazy.
Tommy is sending for the sub.
Y'all check my fortnight clips.
You want me to peep your fortnight clips Cheeto?
Do you have fortnight clips?
Oh my God, no you don't.
Cheeto has one hour and 46 minutes stream.
I wonder if they're done close.
Oh you speed run Minecraft.
Oh God.
Like, Fred, should I try to do preemptive?
Do y'all remember when I tried to speedrun Minecraft
and I couldn't and I literally never even beat the game?
Like, I speedran Minecraft for like,
I think it was like a month and I couldn't even win.
Like, I couldn't beat Minecraft because you suck.
Fuck you.
Sucker thing that it's house of enemies.
What's the next philosophy video?
Probably at the end of stream.
I don't know if this really counts as philosophy
but we'll probably definitely do one on Sunday.
Semi and Tommy for the sub spicy Jeff for the sub spicy for the sub we got a lock-in
Chat so I blocked in next video praying for the sub
Joe missed my bets like 10 minutes ago I
Called that shit out what I happen cuz there's no fucking chances mom donated bits of the job art right after her son killed himself
I knew the second you read it
I don't want to say that either a thin because I mean looking back at it. I could say I thought it was fake
but I
In the moment, I'm never gonna say that you know what I mean in the moment
I'm gonna treat it like it's real
But I was like your your son dies and the first thing you do is come into Job art stream and let him know
Like out of everything out of every single thing you would do as a mother
You you go into the job art stream and tell him I
Also wanted to be critical like at the time I was like
Like, you're the mom and you knew that he was a fan of me and coming to me for help,
but you didn't help him yourself.
Like, it was just like a weird situation.
Rosa, thank you for this.
XT and Harry for the sub.
Brandon, spice you to the sub.
All right.
Yeah, lock in.
Yeah, who goes on their son's twitch account?
That's what I'm saying.
Well, no, there has been, there was a time, see, that's different one in the case
of suicide.
I had a chatter that had terminal cancer and they died.
And it was very sad and they were watching my stream on hospice for I think two months.
And after they died, their dad, Schmegma, their dad came into my, I think it was their dad
or their mom, came into my chat and let me know.
And that was entirely different because like he was a long term fan of mine.
He had been watching me throughout hospice and keeping me updated on it.
And then the dad, I think it was the dad.
came in and was like, hey, you know, my son passed. I'm just letting you know. And it was really sad.
And I've had other instances like that. I think that's a totally different situation though,
where it's like, I've had a few chatters that have been on hospice and I've gotten emails from
their parents being like, hey, you know, my daughter or son really loved your content.
And I want to let you know that you got them through, you know, the last bits.
I've also made some videos for chatters on hospice, you know, because I think a lot of I think a lot of people that are on hospice that are my viewers that like my content resonate a little bit with the philosophy.
And I'm glad I'm able to help in that sense, you know, like I'm glad I'm able to do some sense some sort of good in like, hey, wow, like my ramblings are not only relatable, but like somewhat consoling to people that are going through shit.
that are going through shit, like especially
tournament oil, now she's the thing
of the four top of the three.
Do you think you could do a charity
trip for narcolepsy moms going through it?
I mean, a lot of the content.
And 100% for the sub-gen, for the sub-res area,
I think of the sub.
Well, this one I have is AHA, and the next one
I have set up is F cancer.
I'm not opposed to it.
I just have to look into it on Tiltify.
I don't really know what charity
stream I'm doing next, though, after,
because I already have two lined up.
Actually, three, because the one
that I'm doing with the non-shaving thing
It's going to be, I'll tell you that in like a week.
I have another charity stream lined up.
Why aren't actors ugly anymore?
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Why aren't actors ugly anymore?
We came, we saw, we kicked it down.
Bill Murray was 33 when he shot Ghostbusters.
Right, boys.
And I gotta say, Bill Murray
is an unconventionally attractive man.
Before we get into why aren't actors ugly anymore,
I'm gonna give you a bit of Bill Murray glaze here.
I don't think Bill Murray's ugly.
I think Bill Murray is a Blackpill 4, right?
Sub-5.
But I think the way he puts himself on is like an 8.
You know who's really attractive?
And I always glaze this guy.
From the fallout show,
Walton Goggins.
I think Walton Goggins is one of the few men
that can rock the horrible hairline.
And he is also, I think Walton Goggins is like a nine.
Like Walton Goggins is a very attractive man,
but he's unconventionally attractive.
He has a very bad hairline.
And he doesn't really,
I think it's like his facial symmetry is very nice.
He's a good bone structure.
Now I'm blazing.
Anyways.
In the 70s and 80s, this is what actors in their 30s and 40s looked like.
But something has changed since then because actors had a facial surgery and Botox.
Large scale facial surgery from the Hollywood's greatest to try and keep themselves looking
the same that they did in their 20s to where when they're like 50 they start looking
like dolls.
And it's scary.
Like I love a man in Hollywood that owns the wrinkles, you know, like owns the wrinkles.
There's a lot of older women in Hollywood that do it.
And I think a lot of women in Hollywood don't go overboard.
I think a lot of women in Hollywood get like base Botox to kind of like get rid of like
the crow's feet.
But like, I'm never going to judge what people want to do with their, with their
face.
And this is kind of me.
sounding like I'm judging, but like Ryan Gosling does a lot.
He has a lot of, I don't know if this image is edited,
but like his face is more puffy from what he's done.
You know, like I still think he looks great,
but it's like there becomes a point where it's like,
okay, you look like a 50 year old
that's making themselves try to look 30
versus like, I think you can look great as an aging man
or woman, right?
Who's like an older actor that doesn't do Botox
or like facial surgery stuff?
Maybe like Ashton Kutcher.
Maybe like Ashton Kutcher, I don't know.
Like he's also not that old.
Jack Black.
Jack Black was never, I'm more talking about like guys
that were considerable heartthrobs, you know?
Like people that were like, you know,
praised for their attractiveness.
Whereas like Jack Black, I think he's obviously
great looking man, stunning.
Stunning, has cheetah eyes.
But, you know, he was never praised for his attractiveness.
He was praised for his acting abilities, his singing,
How like cool he was William Defoe. Yeah
William Defoe does it well too. Yeah, like I think he looks good. I
Know he's old, but he looks like it's like I fuck with that
You know like dude it was that was like the uncanny shit was that Duncan commercial
Can we watch that real quick and then we'll get back into it like I know they CGI de-aged everybody
But it was fucking creepy
Dunkin Super Bowl commercial 2026 I hated it before the movie. I
Think this has copyrighted music, so we're gonna we're gonna we're gonna just scroll through
But like they made all of them. Oh my god, like Joey. Why what is his name? Not Joey Triviani?
Well, that's it. That's what he plays but I always forget his actors name
Dude, that's creepy. No, the worst one is Jennifer Aniston
they make Jennifer Aniston look scary when she shows up, bro. Like she looks like a doll the way they CGI her face.
Oh my god.
It's just I think that's why that's one of the reasons why actors aren't ugly anymore, but like
It's also just this obsession with looks on social media
Especially short form media now, or I think a lot of people that get opportunities
It's like the foot in the door is no longer the acting ability. It's the look
I think you I think Hollywood is so much more now about like we want a guy that's gonna look good, right?
But it gets unrealistic
You know what I mean?
Like now we have like Timothy Chalamet,
I'm not saying he has this,
but like Timothy Chalamet did Marty Supreme,
I think he did a great job, you know, blah, blah, blah,
the promotion was awesome, right?
But like you could have like Timothy Chalamet
playing a regular New York taxi driver,
totally unrealistic, totally unrealistic.
Let's get a guy that actually looks like a fucking
New York city taxi driver, okay?
Let's get a regular guy off the street
and fucking cast him.
Why are we trying to make people,
why are we fitting these like 10 out of 10 actors
in terms of attractiveness, to like, just like an average role.
We're like, yeah, this guy's definitely gonna just be flipping birds.
No.
Today, you don't look like this anymore.
I lost my hair!
They look like this.
Or like this.
Actors today-
Yeah, 35?
What the fuck?
Today, you need to have great hair, perfect skin,
and be in full all of shape.
They don't look like regular people anymore.
They look like supermodels.
This isn't every single act.
No, they look like super models.
And then there's like this weird diverging role, right?
It's like older movies from like 2010 and before.
You had people that were really attracted.
You had the average looking guy or woman.
And then you have like people that get cast
in ugly roles, right?
Like they did it a lot in Disney.
They did it a lot in Nickelodeon.
They do it a lot in like comedy movies.
Where like they literally cast somebody
to be the ugly guy.
Now it's like really attracted people, average extras,
and then ugly people as roles.
I always wonder that too.
I'm like, that sucks to be cast as like the fat guy in a role.
I always wonder if that upsets them, you know?
Cause there's so many movies where it's like,
they literally cast you as the ugly fat guy.
But that's your role.
Like you're not a main character.
You're just like a side scene for five minutes where it's like,
oh, look how ugly and fat this guy is.
And then they move on.
Actor, but it's clear there's been an overall change in how
A.L.I.S. performers look.
And it's also how they're shown to the camera, like in low
lighting and with more vibrant colors.
They're surrounded by other people, another natural set rather
than a green screen.
Everything's under control, situation normal.
You're probably going to say this is because of a wider
trend of movies looking bland and flat nowadays and things
like bad lights and dull colors and the Netflix-y look make basically everything in modern movies
of us. And also, we can't ignore cosmetic surgery. But if you look at movies from before
the millennia, it's hard to deny that the actors look more like regular people.
Keep it still back there, lady. Or else we're gonna have to shoot you.
I feel like maybe do you think that it's also just the lack of average-looking people
getting into acting because all the people that I know now in social media and just also my life
that get into acting are like eight out of ten or higher. I think like so many people that love
theater and want to get into acting are like shunned at a young age because they don't fit like
this beauty standard even if the skills are there. Okay so the word ugly is a bit harsh and
and I'm not trying to object to-
Yeah, no. I don't think ugly. It's like-
That-
People in Hollywood don't look real.
Like-
Am I crazy to say there's an uncanny level of attractiveness?
Where somebody is so good-looking that it's actually a turn-off.
Like, you don't look real. It's that good.
And it's like, okay, no. Like, you look like a doll.
Like, actually like a doll.
Like, they've sculpted you.
If I owe body shame anyone, most people who are cast in movies aren't unpleasant to look
at.
I just mean that they have bodies and faces that appear to keep you belong to a normal
person without the aid of personal trainers, dieticians and plastic surgeons.
They look like normal everyday people you could see walking down the street.
Bruce Willis, Bill Murray and Jack Nicholson aren't bad looking guys, but they have
a sort of every man appeal that we just don't see in today's-
Yeah, you would walk past them on the street and not bat an eye stars on the television. And I love that
Because I think that brings you into the movie, you know when it's just like
A regular handyman that becomes this agent or something and he's like a 10 out of 10
I'm like, bro the the average roofer
That I hire to do a job is not going to look like fucking brad pit
Right? He's gonna be a big gut blue collar man
that's gonna fucking staple some paddings to my roof.
You know?
He's gonna look like an everyday guy
I walk past on the street.
Big part of this is that today,
people just generally look younger.
Physical, for you, A.
I think people look younger.
I think people get work to look younger.
And I also think the average person today
is better looking too.
Can I say that?
I think like every generation looks better
than the generation before it.
Maybe that's also a fashion thing.
Like if I look back at like pictures of 30 year olds
in the 1950s, they look weird to me
because they're wearing like fucking clothing
that isn't in style anymore.
Isn't that the point of evolution?
Yeah, like natural selection in two degree.
But I also think people are better at holding themselves
and like, you know, making themselves look the best
that their potential enables them to.
26.
There's a great Vsauce video from a few years ago that goes into this in more detail.
Essentially the-
We watched that.
This- that was a really good video, too.
What- that people look older.
In more detail.
Essentially the clothes and overall style has changed and combined with better medical
care, nutrition and less smoking, people are healthier and better looking.
There's some sort of smoke on eyes, but...
Four.
Healthier is a debatable, debatable question.
So here's a few age comparisons that highlight this in action.
Gene Hackman is 44 here.
Actors in their mid-40s today look like this.
And that's nuts man.
Like I know for a fact in my mid-40s I'm not gonna look like that.
I'm gonna look so much worse.
Like it is unreal dude.
He looks 32.
How old would you say genuinely genuinely speaking chat? How would you say Chris Evans looks there?
34 tops
Mid mid young thirties all like this
39
There's quite a big difference. Just a little slap. Sylvester Stallone was 30 when he first shot Rockets
The comparable answer today would be Timothy Chalamet at 29
They play very different types of characters if you want to be fair
Let's compare two all-american action stars
Raphic Dickade
Glenn Powell, 35 in Twisters
and Bruce Willis, 33 in Die Hard
Bro, Glenn Powell will still play the young love interest in like a 2026 rom-com
They were not casting 35 year olds to do that
20 years ago
Brogel Pattinson was 35 when he played Batman
and Michael Keaton was only 2 years old
Bruce Wayne
Are you sure?
visible lines around his mouth, his hair is receded a bit, and he has a subtle 5 o'clock
shadow that doesn't feel purposeful. But Pattinson, even though dressed up to look
sleep deprived and occlusive, has a chiseled jaw and perfect skin. Overall, he looks a
lot younger. But there's something more played than actors simply looking older
in the pubs.
Do you think it's the makeup too? They still were doing crazy makeup in the 90s, like
If that's not, that can't be what it is. They're not making them look younger in the film.
It's the kind of faces that have changed too.
Weird Al Yankovic is unplanned.
It's the Everyman.
Receiving curly hair or imperfect skin.
And it's because of these distinct features that characters had a stronger sense of personality
just by looking at them.
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And now, I think that it's ugly people
trying to get into acting
and then they never make it because they look bad.
But they don't look bad.
It's like there's so many roles in acting
that need to be filled, right?
There's so many people going into acting.
It's like this bottleneck effect
where there's like, you know, 10 roles
but 100 people applying.
But even then, it's not like, oh, it's because they don't fit the bill, like, there's so many average people that need to get cast for roles, but it's just like they're picking, like, 10s now for fucking main characters.
Back to ugly actors and asphetic personalities.
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In the opening of Once Upon a Time in the West, we meet three characters who don't survive the end of the scene.
But they all have an interesting look.
Al Mulloch has long hair blowing across his face and vibrant blue eyes.
Jack Elam has a long eyebrows and beard that goes down his neck,
and then Woody Strode looks completely different, with a square jaw and a piercing look.
From their faces alone, we can get a level of understanding to their character.
It's hard to put into words, but we get a feeling that this guy
is going to behave differently to this guy, and then compare them to the station manager.
We can understand the dynamic just from the way they look.
You can say this is down to great casting and to some extent it is, but ultimately it's
just these guys' faces that carry the entire 15 minute opening.
It's the same with the heads of the five families and the godfather.
Sure, they all look like mob bosses, but they have small differences in their appearance.
Wow, I love I love like the
YouTuber
Breakdowns that these guys are not the the cinephile
Breakdowns that these youtubers do like I love these analyst movies
I never think cuz you know it's like such subconscious shit that you don't even think about till they bring it up
Where it's like wow the mob bosses really are very similar
But like the mustache and the slick back hair is different a cinophile. That's somebody that loves movies
Like a movie obsessed person
It's the same with the heads of the five families and the godfather sure they all look like mob bosses
But they have small differences in their appearance
How they style their hair the type of suit they wear and how fat they are all goes a long way to tell us about their character
He had all the judges and politicians in his pocket
And this isn't just limited to side characters, even the leads in the past had a more interesting
look.
They didn't all look like supermodels.
This is people like Sissy Space, Leslie Nielsen and Sher.
They simultaneously look like a normal person, but also have a unique look.
Kurt Russell and a skate from New York was big, but in Sherless scenes his abs have
little definition.
Bruce Willis was handsome, but his receding hairline and modest muscles retain a sort
of every man look, and compare how Hugh Jackman looked in the first X-Men film in 2000, The
Deadpool Wolf.
Yeah, he looks better!
How does Hugh Jackman in his 20s look more average than now?
So what is the effect of this?
What is the-
Fucking ripped six back, looks like he's on steroids.
The effect of seeing these regular looking people on screen, and how does seeing interest
in faces work to make a movie better?
Let's take a look at a few examples.
What have you done to it?
What have you done to its eyes?
This is Mia Farrow in Rosemary's Bay.
I'm Rosemary Woodhouse.
As the film progresses, she cuts her head shorter and begins to look paler and thinner.
Visually, we understand the transformation the character has undergone.
I'm not changing. I just want to go to Dr Hill and get a second opinion.
Would this work if she was played by someone like Margot Robbie?
I don't think so.
It's Mia Farrow's unique look that helps make the character feel like an actual person that could exist somewhere.
somewhere, which makes us empathize with her more.
Well, because the average person that's watching a movie that wants to relate to the main character
isn't going to- like, I get you casting fucking Chris Evans and Hemsworth for Thor and Captain
America.
They're fucking superheroes.
They're not supposed to be everyday people.
Thor is a god, right?
But like when you have a regular taxi driver playing a role in a movie,
you want that guy to be relatable,
and the average person watching the movie isn't going to relate to a guy that's a 10.
And Malcolm MacBow and a Clockwork Orange
In Star Wars, Luke and his family look like fairly ordinary people,
whereas Grand Moff Tarkin and the Imperial officers have a much more austere look to them.
Fear will keep the local systems in line.
In the 20th century, the pool of actors to choose from
seems to have been much more aesthetically varied than it is today.
There was actors with big noses,
I got it, go ahead.
big foreheads
he can improve it to the whole world
heavy said eyes
can you hold him?
and receding hairlines
if you and me together that'd be tops
we subconsciously infer things about people's personality based on their features
which in turn helps them create a richer character without much heavy lifting
mentally, you picture my doll
in Taxidra
I think they do so like there's still TV show. I think movies
It's it's gone away, but TV shows they still have it always sunny in Philadelphia
Isn't even filmed in Philly, but it still gives that Philly vibe
They look like regular ass white people that live in Philly their Danny DeVito is like the
Danny DeVito like sometimes they make him seem like a goblin, bro
He'll be naked crawling out of a fucking couch covered in oil like I know that's part of the comedy, but it's like
they're not like imagine if
Always sunny and Philly was just like
Margot Robbie
Brad Pitt as the old guy and then
You know Olivia Rodrigo you'd be like okay. Well these aren't regular fucking Philly actors
There's movie there shows where they actually make fun of that like I love LA
They make fun of LA culture. They look like LA people. They might live in LA, but like they cast people that like hit this
LA role and it makes fun of that. So I like I I love that show
I don't watch it all the time. I'll watch it with Brooke when she's watching you put it's a good fucking show
But the nearest buddies look like real capturers you can actually find in but even back then they had people that that didn't
It's so weird because I think on average movies in general do cast higher
attractive roles but like dude the cast of friends all attractive all of them
maybe Ross is like unconventionally attractive but like Phoebe, Phoebe,
Monica and Rachel are all 9s, 10s, like very pretty. Joey Tribbiani attractive guy
Chandler attractive guy like Ross I would say maybe unconventionally
attractive, but he also was signed for that role. It makes sense, right? Like Ross is still
a good looking dude. It's like all of them were 10s, almost. Chandler? I think Chandler
was a good looking guy. Obviously he was dealing with like, you know, problems where he was
fluctuating in weight and like he looked different depending on the scene, but I think
overall he still looked good.
New York. This guy completely bald on top of a flow at the back. This guy with
scruffy beard and round glasses, and even De Niro himself with his 5 o'clock shadow
and redness around his eyes. If he got into a cab and this was a driver, you wouldn't
think twice. All of the lactons look like they actually belong in the setting, rather
than just walking out of a dressing room. And this is environmental immersion.
In 1976, after Sylvester Stallone went 15 rounds in Rocky, his face was soaking wet.
hair sticking to his head and he's covered in blood with his face fully contorted with bruises.
But in 2015, after Michael B. Jordan fought in craigs, he's just got a subtle sheen of sweat
and a small- Yeah, bro, they make him look too good. I'm like, this is, bro, Pete Patty Pimbley
in that UFC fight where he didn't get knocked out, but he got his head fucked up so bad
that he literally looked like a pumpkin, his face swelling so much. Like, get the hell out
out of here I'm supposed to watch Creed and be like oh dude his face is a
little scuffed and he's getting killed this fight but it'll be all right bruise
around one eye like I need to see one eye swallowing like that would put you on
the floor bro your face would be so fucked if you got knocked like that
it's me at the end of spider-man Toby McGuire suit is ripped to hell revealing
his bruise dirty and sweaty face and that's one thing I'll say about Spider-Man
I always people get upset with me. I think
The first Spider-Man is the worst Spider-Man. I
Think that Tom Holland Spider-Man is better than Toby McGuire's but I think Toby McGuire fits the Spider-Man look
The best out of any of them. I
Love Tom Holland the most. I actually think Andrew Garfield second
Toby McGuire third off of acting but
But when you think of like every day New Yorker kind of a nerd, you know, a dweeb getting
these powers and then becoming a superhero, I'm not thinking of Tom Holland and I'm not
thinking of Andrew Garfield.
I'm thinking of Toby, Toby McChud, you know, Chud McGuire, you know, that's the guy,
that's the guy that fits the bill.
you know, looks like an everyday dude, gets powers, becomes some superhero God, has that
really cringy scene where they slick his hair back when he's Venom and he's like, I hate
that scene by the way, that's the worst, like that, whenever I see that scene, it's
right below the happy birthday song in Breaking Bad.
This chaotic tear across his mask, but for Tom Holland he's got a couple of cuts that
seem very intentionally placed and his suit isn't ripped at all.
His mask hasn't been torn open, but just neatly taken off.
After Clint Eastwood walked 70 miles in the desert his face is completely scarred and burned.
We can barely recognise him, but today there aren't many examples of actors looking scarred
like this.
It seems like everyone has to look perfect all the time, as if somewhere along the
Almost every actor has taken that movie was so fucking bad. That movie was so fucking bad
Jurassic world loves carlich-o-hanson my god this movie was terrible every every
Every scene she's like well I'm a co-op expert. That's why they hired me. I'm a co-op expert
What the fuck do you have to do? I'm a co-op expert. Okay, so we're bringing you to go extract dinosaur blood
You worked in the military and like covert shit. How what the hell does that have to do with going going to stab at t-rex?
Okay, you have no you're still transferred. That's like you being a pro in rocket league and being like I'm a rocket league pro
I mean and we're in fucking Vietnam and
We're in Vietnam, you know
We're we're we're loading a artillery and you're like don't worry. I was SSL
That means about jack shit to me
Heh, what the fuck does that have to do with this?
All the time. This is if somewhere along the way almost every actor has taken the substance
and transformed into a kind of picture-perfect version of themselves.
Not a single wrinkle, not a hair out of place, and completely smooth skin.
The best we'll get is maybe a small smear of dirt or a tiny...
The worst, the worst that I despise is movie scenes where they're like so fucked.
They've been surviving in the wilderness.
They, you know, fighting limb to limb to survive, and then you see their teeth, pearly white.
They've been in the jungle for six months, and they fuck up their face, and they make them look, you know, all messed up, and then they're like,
and you see the glare off their teeth. I'm like, yo, it's not like why we can't, we can't tint their teeth yellow to make this look more real.
come. And they look great, but when everyone looks perfect, things start to get a bit stale.
Well, you know, that seems different because that's just Vin Diesel, right? That's Dom Toretto.
Vin Diesel after plunging a burning car into dirty water. Dirty water. Dirty water. It's Dom Toretto.
And they look great. Dom Toretto is fucking a badass. But when everyone looks perfect,
things start to get a bit stale. And sure, this isn't every single actor working today.
you can still find distinct looking people, but it seems like it is the majority of them.
In an article from 22- That's what I was saying.
21, Raquel S. Benedict likens our body to become an investment in which we have to
maximise our value through looking goods. We're reduced to a collection of features
like perfect skin or a strong jawline. The body is not- Oh my god, what is that thing called,
where it's supposed to give you a better jaw, but it's just like chew gum. I never understand
that shit. Jaws are size, I think is the name of the product.
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Features like perfect skin or a strong jawline.
The body is no longer the vehicle
through which we experience joy and pleasure,
but a status symbol that needs to be constantly
presentable to the world.
Put your greasy tits away, you preening slut.
For actors, this is taken to the extreme,
especially for women.
They can never age or show any imperfection.
They need to be a bankable star
and a big part of this is looking good on camera.
Pretty girls should always smile.
Let's take hairlines as an example.
Sure, Andrew Garfield probably got a hair transplant
because he thought it would improve his appearance
but also because it's better to have a smaller forehead
as a leading man.
And with modern technology, if you can fix this,
why wouldn't you?
It started.
This just wasn't the case in the past.
Hence a wider spectrum of hairlines
and a bigger aesthetic variety.
I wouldn't touch one hair on his god damn right.
But today, this is becoming increasingly noticeable,
and more and more people are-
But it's when they're playing a role,
I think you want a smaller forehead
when the main character is 40 or below.
But if you're a main character in your fifties as a guy,
having a perfect hairline is almost off-putting,
because the average man in his fifties
is going to either be bald or have a receding hairline,
like without a doubt.
Comment on it, and here are a few things they've said.
I miss actors having normal teeth,
and then a picture of Tom Cruise from the outside.
It's so annoying and just plain boring
that everyone has the same teeth, the same body.
I miss people looking...
Okay, well, the Barbie movie is a bad example
because Margot Robbie is supposed to look uncannily perfect.
Like, I was gonna mention the Barbie movie
where she's supposed to walk perfect, right?
Different and interested.
Restroom and make sure my hair is perfect.
I watched Invasion of the Body Snatches last night
and it stood out to me that while Sutherland is hot,
he's also clearly in his 40s.
Like if Hollywood wanted to make a movie
of a 40-something A-list to play
in a middle-aged health inspector,
who would they cast?
Ryan Reynolds, Chris Evans.
I got this.
We no longer have leading men
who are good looking and charismatic,
but also don't look like they wake up
at 5 a.m. to hit the gym.
On Twitter, someone was talking about the 1974 movie Taken of Pelham 1.2, they said it's weirdly
invigorating to watch a movie where every actor has an incredible face and they all look normal,
like no veneers inside. Old actors have more grace than current ones. We can't have a truly
accurate cast for the Beatles because they just don't make a weird crusty looking young men
actors like that anymore. I miss casting movies that weren't all A-listers or trying to be,
Sometimes just having normal ass people in your movie me. I have been complaining about the fact that
Oh, wow, this guy plays the serial killer and dexter. Anyways, sorry. I don't even know this guy's name, but I just recognize the face um
Oh my god, what was I gonna say that just fucking distract the shit out of me
Uh, I I've been I've been ranting about how I don't like
like that the new actors like Gen Z actors,
it's like there's like five of them.
There's like, there's like five of them.
Whenever you see a big new movie coming out,
it's never like a random actor playing the main role.
It's always somebody that's like super famous.
And I think it's this idea too from Hollywood
that like what gets ticket sales is mainstream actors.
And it's true to a degree that like,
if you see a movie that's coming out
and it has a famous actor in it,
you're more likely to go see it.
You know, like if Jacob Lorde, yeah, is in a movie,
you're gonna be like, well, I kinda wanna go see that.
But if Jacob Lorde's not in the film,
and it's just like some random guy
that isn't that super attractive or a woman
for that matter, it's like, you know, it's the same thing.
I'm gonna look up like famous Gen Z actors.
They have like a list.
Yeah, Finn Wolfard, Zachary Gordon, Jared Gilman, I don't know who any of these fucking people
are.
What is this?
Do the ass list.
Gen Z actors.
Wow.
It's literally just listing all of them.
Okay.
Well, that's not helpful.
I'm more so mean like the level of popular actors is like, it's a smaller pool now.
Makes it feel more realistic to which someone replies, convinces will be the downfall
of the Odyssey.
Which brings us on to perhaps a good label to put on this kind of perfect looking A-List
that we see today.
iPhone face.
It's hard to define, but I think it's basically this kind of pristine look that most actors
seem to have.
It's why some people look out of place in period pieces, because they've got a modern
haircut while they're teeth are too white.
They're striving for a kind of look that didn't really exist before the 21st century.
And this speaks to a kind of asphetic that many modern movies have.
They're perfectly lit.
They're set perfectly designed.
actors in perfectly clean clothes. But this kind of perfection just makes it all look boring.
It's the messiness of a norm.
And it doesn't bring the immersion's not there. Like I want to see some shit where, you know,
their couch is fucked up. Like you're supposed to be this like struggling artist in this
film and you're playing like somebody that's broke. Meanwhile, yeah, your apartment's
small, but you have like a brand new couch and your carpets perfectly clean and
in your you've no crumbs on the floor. There's no like weird marks on the walls.
You know, like every regular room for somebody you're gonna have like a
scratch or a hole in the wall. Like it why don't they have that?
Kitchen. Method acting? Well not even method acting for the actor. I'm more
saying like the sets just suck. Or the dirt kicked up from horses. The
color of the set and the white lip. We're losing a sense of personality not only in
how actors look but in how films in general look. Digital cinematography has given everything
the same kind of a Netflix-y feel. Look, this isn't every movie and it's not every actor.
If you look for it you can find interest in looking for them if you're so fucking
stupid. Oh my god, now I'm gonna get so mad at them. Dude, every time he shows
that Jurassic Park movie. If you don't know there's like this thing, they're
going okay so in the Jurassic Park movie dinosaur the new one dinosaurs exist
but they only can live at the equator and you're not allowed to go to the
equator this stupid fucking family is driving a boat through the equator and
they get capsized by a dinosaur shocker they all freak out the boyfriend's a
dick blah blah blah they end up getting picked up by Scarlett Johansson and
her crew, which is trying to extract dinosaur blood like cure cancer.
That's a plot, right?
Like trying to like cure cancer, extend people's lifetimes, it's
going to like make people immortal or some shit, right?
And you're just sitting here like, oh, okay.
They don't even explain why.
And they get on this boat, they end up getting separated.
And the family is like struggling to survive in this area.
And they're like, none of them die, by the way, spoiler, which is like so
stupid because you know this is like a family five that has no survival experts or expertise
and they just get lucky at every corner it's just like full plot armor and while they're all
like struggling for their life and like running from these crazy dinosaurs one of their like their
daughter like befriends this tiny dinosaur and I'm like dude she would be terrified of that
that motherfucker. Their boat got capsized by a dinosaur. She's never seen dinosaurs in
real life like this. They land on this island, they're getting chased by dinosaurs, and she
sees this baby dinosaur that's like cute or whatever, and she's like, aw, I'm like, oh
hell no, she would not like walk up to that thing. Dude, everybody would be traumatic.
I would be like, I would be scared to walk up to anything that was moving.
People in modern movies, but this whole change in how actors and by extension
movies in general look is a natural result of an industry that's afraid to take risks.
Movies need to make money, so they minimise anything that could theoretically make the film
less successful, but in the process, remove what makes it special. Both films and actors
aren't ugly anymore. They're not dirty anymore or bruised anymore. No one looks normal, and
everyone looks perfect. And this is a problem.
It's really easy.
No, Huey Halloween is a bottom three film.
I love Adam Sandler.
I think that when he plays that role, where he does that like, I don't know, I'm, I'm,
I just have to soup in a bowl.
I'm like, shut up.
Shut up.
That's like so fun.
It's so annoying and it's like, it's like, not, it's like,
he's not playing the role well.
It's like, he has like five characters
and one of them is like a quirky, weird guy that he plays.
And he does the same thing in Water Boy.
And it's like, oh, oh my God.
And he's, oh, no, it's just, dude, it's so,
I can't get over it.
And I, there's Adam Sandler movies that I love.
I just think that those movies are unbearable.
Actually no, Jack and Jill's worse than Hugh the Halloween.
Jack and Jill was the worst movie that he's ever made.
Can we watch the trailer for Jack and Jill real quick?
You know it's so weird too, Adam Sandler always has like, a fucking 10 out of 10 wife.
and his wife will be in the movie, who is also very pretty.
But it's never his wife.
Like, Adam Sandler...
There's like five movies where Adam Sandler's wife's in the film,
playing somebody else's wife.
I'm like, why are you two not just a husband and wife in this film?
Why does it have to be Sofia Vergara?
I just don't understand.
Keeping it. When it's your sister.
How we doin'?
Your twin sister.
Are you going bald?
Huh, no, no, no, you're getting fat up in your head doesn't realize it needs to cover more face. Okay
From the producers of just go with it and grown ups
Since you are so alike, we had nothing alike. I promise you
She isn't subtle. Joe. This is Otto. Nice to meet you. Nice to meet you. He's homeless, right?
Are you whispering with him?
Dude, there's this one tech talk where uh,
It's this guy and it's like POV you the apocalypse just hit and you're stuck with the most unbearable guy of all time
And he's like don't worry man
I have a collection of DVDs that'll get us through the apocalypse and he just shows like all the Medea films and
like Adam Sandler movies
He's like oh, don't worry. I have all the Medea films on DVD and you're like, oh no kill me
I
Don't know I don't know about the media films man
I think that I like the Dia there's maybe like one media film to that
I would be like okay. I'll watch this but you can't say their peak films
You can't say their peak films like if you're if you chat if you're stuck in the apocalypse
That's probably the worst movie to watch like Medea goes to prison
Like, oh my god, that would be, I also think if you're in the apocalypse, the only movies
that I think are like reasonable to watch are apocalypse films.
Like imagine it's the fallout and you're just like putting on super bad.
Like the entire time you're gonna be like, wait, well the world's gone, so.
I feel like if I was in the apocalypse, I would only watch like Oppenheimer, fuck.
What's that other movie where they spray their face with silver paint and they say they're
going to Valhalla?
Chad, I know you got this.
Mad Max.
Yeah, I would watch Mad Max, Oppenheimer, just like apocalypse movies.
That would be the only thing I would be able to do.
Death Race, some shit like that.
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took my card off so he can't send bits and horrible chats. I don't think I should endure
the punishment for his actions. I get that man, but it's more so that it's just like
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oh I didn't even fucking read the video title awkward
all right chimpanzees have entered the stone age rise of the planet of the
it's coming through.
Made a...
That chimpanzee just made a stone tool.
And that one's hunting with a spear.
If this looks like the stone age to you...
It looks like they're bashing shit with rocks, brother.
I don't know about these chimps.
I've seen orangutans use spears to fend off otters
because they have a feud.
I don't know if you knew that or not.
They hate each other.
Otters and I think it's otters and orangutans do not like each other at all
and orangutans know how to like build stuff they can like use modern like if
you give an orangutan like a hammer and a saw whole like figure out how to make
shit you're not wrong they've with it is that AI no way they made that
If it made that, that's impressive! That's like an old school like obsidian spearhead, almost. That has to be AI.
They've wielded stone tools for thousands of years and some are virtually identical to those crafted by our own ancestors.
So are they truly in the Stone Age or just standing on the edge? Let's find out.
Let's find out. I'm gonna be going to the rainforest today to go interact with some of these monkeys
Or chimpanzees apes rather
Because monkeys and apes are different things. Anyways, he walks in he's like I think I've spotted one
For decades researchers thought tool uses what separated us from the other animals what made us human that was until a
Revolutionary primatologist conducted a study in the 1960s
Jane Goodall ventured into the remote Gombay Stream National Park in Tanzania.
One day she witnessed chimpanzees at a termite's-
Why do I know that name?
Did Jane Goodall recently die?
Oh my god, she recently died in October at 91, right?
Mound repeatedly poked stalks of grass into the holes.
The termites would bite into the grass defensively, allowing the chimp to pull them out and eat
them.
Astonished at her discovery, Goodall told paleoanthropologist Louis Leakey who wrote,
Now we must redefine tool, redefine man, or accept chimpanzees as human.
Okay, I don't know what acceptor name is human, but I do think they're a lot more intelligent
than we give them.
And I have the take that if crows or ravens had opposable thumbs and they weren't
in bird form, they would be on the progress to be as smart as us.
They understand water displacement.
They can hold generational grudges against people.
Like if you upset a pack of crows,
their kids will hate you.
Like they are so smart,
it's just they're incapable of making tools.
Like they can't use the intelligence that they have
to the greatest extent.
Like, I think one of the, like not only are our brains big enough, uh, to,
our brains big enough, we have the most neuro connections, like brain density,
blah, blah, blah. We're able to fucking understand things. You know,
we walk on two feet. We're able to, you know, live in most climates,
we're warm-blooded animals.
There's a million things that enable us to evolve in a way that we've done.
But I think like us being able to manipulate objects around us is the
biggest thing.
Tools are evolutionary game changers.
They unlock resources that would otherwise be impossible to reach.
In the case of termite fishing, the stick directly aids chimpanzees in acquiring this
food source.
But this is far from their only tool.
Further research has found that chimpanzees actually use over 20 different tools.
One of the most important is their use of stone tools.
Stone hammers are used to smash open hard nuts against anvil stones.
This lets them consume abundant calories they otherwise would have no chance of
eating.
A recent paper looked closely at this behavior and found something fascinating.
Using stone tools to open nuts is not present in every population.
Chimps in seasonal resource scarce environments exploit nuts more often.
But the study all-
Wow.
Do you think- I know this would be immoral.
Do you think if we put a group of- this is more like purely hypothetical.
If you put a group- because I know environmental stress causes faster evolution and development.
Could you put chimpanzees and other apes on like a level of environmental stress that didn't kill them, but it forced them to, I guess, use the environment around them and evolve in a way that, you know, they could survive?
Would they progress rapidly to where we are?
Like if they had to adapt to their environment, would they?
Some wouldn't, like other animals would be incapable, they would just die, but I think like a lot of apes, like great apes specifically have the brain capacity to do so.
It's just if there's no need for change, then they won't.
Like we, that's like the theory of like humans as well as like that we were kind of forced out of the jungle with like our common ancestors.
And then over time we had to adapt in a way that enabled us to get calories in an easier way
And we started cooking our food and you know how to interconnected I guess hunter gatherer society that then started to do
Farming and all this other shit where it's like we needed to and now we progress for like I guess the lust for knowledge
Which some animals show as well
But I wonder if apes would do that quicker if we like put them in a situation where they had to
So look closer at the hammers and anvils themselves
They found that they differ regionally and choose a certain hammer stone size depending
on the hardness of the nut.
The so-called anvils that they smash the nuts against are usually just large flat stones
that happen to be near the nut trees.
These anvils are fairly distinct archaeologically, and researchers have found evidence that their
use goes back at least 4,300 years.
Meaning that this behavior likely extends far into prehistory.
What is also interesting to note is that some populations do not smash nuts at all.
In some chimpanzee populations are more technologically advanced than others.
Another important tool that chimpanzees use are spears.
Yeah, that's right.
They make their own spears by taking out-
Yo, look at his butt hole, brah!
Holy shit!
I mean, that is- I'm sorry, that is prolapsing, dawg.
That is li- is that a nut sack?
That's his butt?
Bro, that's fucking gross.
That is actually-
A sturdy stick and biting the tip of-
That is like hanging out, bruh.
That's like worse than a bonobo.
Form a sharp end.
They use these weapons-
Oh my God!
Yo!
I actually can't stop working at it.
Sorry, I was gonna say something else.
I got so distracted.
They use these weapons to stab into the burrows of bush babies, which are some of
the cutest animals on the planet.
They jam the stick into the burrow, killing the animal, and then they use the stick
to get the animal out.
These spirits seem to be used exclusively for hunting animals that they physically cannot
get to.
They have never been witness using them against one another.
However, chimpanzees have been documented using sticks and branches to hit each other.
They even throw rocks during aggressive encounters.
It seems that they have already had their 2001 space Odyssey moment.
So chimpanzees use rocks to crack open nuts, they fish for termites, and they
They even stab- I mean, in the same sense though, there's other animals that use tools,
like otters have like a lucky rock that they keep to crack open like clams and other things.
Pray with spears.
So have they truly entered the Stone Age?
Well, they are far from the only animals to use tools.
orangutans use sticks to fish for insects and honey.
You may have even seen this image of an orangutan spear fishing.
While it is true that this orangutan was imitating some fisherman he was watching, he
was unsuccessful and pretty much just splashed a stick at the water so it's not impressive
as it might seem.
Apparently after this shot he ended up stealing a fish that was already hooked by a fisherman,
so I guess that's a win.
But plenty of other primates like kapuchin monkeys use stones on a daily basis to
open shellfish.
Even otters use stones to open shellfish.
fish with sticks and octopuses use shells for protection. Tool use is not exclusive to
Octopus is confused the shit out of me though. Don't they have like multiple brains?
Yeah, they have nine brains doesn't make any sense
They've not they have one large central brain and eight mini ganglia
One at each arm that allows the in the limbs to operate independently
So, like, they control each of their limbs from, like, a non-central nerve.
It, like, they're, our brain controls both of our limbs.
I imagine if we had our brain and then our arms and our legs had brains.
Like, that's weird.
I always wonder what that looks like.
Like, I would pay an exorbitant amount of money.
Is that a right word?
Exorbitant.
Exorbitant, yeah, exorbitant, yeah, big word of the day, chat.
That's one of those words where I use the word
and I don't know what it means, but I know that I used it right.
I would use an exorbitant amount of money to feel
what it's like to be in another animal's consciousness.
Like, living like an octopus is like.
And I wouldn't pick like a dog.
I would pick something that's like so fucking different,
like a pistol shrimp.
What is it like to be a pistol shrimp?
Can't they see like a million collars?
Is that a mantic shrimp?
No primates.
So then what set our ancestors apart?
Well, our ancestors took stone tools to another level by modifying them.
By smashing stones together, they broke off sharp stone edges which could cut.
This opened up all kinds of new resources for our ancestors.
Just as the termite sticks or spears allowed chimpanzees to excre-
They knew even like earlier humans had the capability of using their mouth as a third arm to where when they would shave leather
They would hold like they would have the sharp stone and they would pull it and then grip it with their teeth and shave it
You could see it through the markings on their their skeleton
Back calories out of that nuts environment sharp stone tools allowed our ancestors to do the same on
The savannahs where we evolved carnivores are constantly killing prey and leaving their carcasses with plenty of meat and bone
marrow left over. A study looking at zebras killed by lions found that on average, 33
pounds or 15 kilograms of meat was left over. That is roughly 20,000 calories in meat alone,
not to mention the marrow. This would have met the daily requirements of about 27 early
hominins. But to harvest this meat, our ancestors needed the sharp edges of stone
to cut through tendons, scrape off meat.
Yo, imagine being an early human that just slayed an elephant with your pack, bruh.
That would be like, like the bigot, yo, this, a Super Bowl win, beyond that.
You just won the World Cup, bruh, that'd be aura.
You're literally, you would, you would five, you and five people just fucking killed an elephant.
You're like, yo, we're set.
Like we're actually, we're chilling for like another month.
I've thought about that and I know this is such a fucking first world thing to say like
Not only are we privileged to be in like modern society like
Bro people in old eight like we got you can die of old age
People back then like every other animal and even some humans in like certain countries
literally die
from the inability to get food
dude, but not like starting to death.
They usually get so weak that something else kills them.
Like the majority of humans have died a gruesome death.
Like not laying in a hospital bed or like having a heart attack or just dying.
Like most humans are like slowly withering away and then getting fucking eaten.
and break into the brains and marrow. This was one of humanity's biggest breakthroughs and it's not far off of what chimpanzees are currently doing in Africa.
The earliest modified stone tools are 3.3 million years old. We don't know who was making them. It was most...
most on tools are 3.3 million years old we don't know what you think clav would
say about this so your bone structures pretty subpar who was making them it was
most likely our ancestors or close relatives but who knows it could have
even been the ancestors of chimpanzees. What we do know is that stone tool use
wouldn't catch on until around 2.4 million years ago, when hominids started
selecting stone that could hold a sharp edge, and then they learned how to produce
efficient tools. Here's an example of the kinds of tools that our ancestors were
using well over 2 million years ago. It's really just a sharp flake of stone,
but it's an incredibly useful tool for cutting through flesh and also
pounding through bones and other objects. Though it's extremely simple,
it was an evolutionary game changer for our ancestors.
Many paleoanthropologists would argue that the intentional development of a cutting edge
has to be the lower-
I don't- like I would never want to do this because I- there's no need to.
But people talk about like buck fever when they're hunting and they like kill a deer and
they start like shaking. I'm like dude I feel like that's like- yeah maybe even with like archery.
Yeah I get it. I think like when you have a gun and you just shoot an animal
I'm not judging hunting like I would love to go hunting one day, right? I've never been hunting. I've gone fishing. I've done a bunch of I've never gone hunting I
Get the buck fever with the bow, but with a gun
I'm like you didn't really like do much to kill the thing
You know you just sat in a you sat in a tree for six hours, and then you shot it
like I feel like the adrenaline rush from running
Running with like rudimentary clothing, holding a spear with like five people and you're trying to fucking corner an animal.
Like that's like actively would kill you in a 1v1, but you're with four other people and one of you might die.
Like all of you might die. You know, you and four people are trying to fucking kill this whatever animal you're trying to kill at the time.
Whether it be in sub-Saharan Africa or Europe or wherever it was at the time and you're trying to fucking corner this thing
And it's ready to kill you. You know, I'm not talking about the air
I'm talking about like a scarier animal and you're just slow picking it away with like a stick or like a
makeshift spear. Oh my god
We're bound to the Stone Age
Otherwise, Otters and Capuchins are also in the Stone Age. Yeah, try to kill a fucking mammoth
chimpanzees have never been documented in the wild creating a sharp stone tool
but they are limited for a number of reasons first of all fine grained stones
that create sharp edges when broken such as flint are not common in the modern
range of chimpanzee cool cool I'm not judging people that hunt with guns I'm
saying it's not like when people are like hunting with guns I'm like you're
not getting back to like your ancestry bro like somebody with like a
modern longbow I'd be like okay yeah you're like getting back to like the
human roots right but if you shoot something with a fucking modern rifle
I'm like that's a one-tap right that's like you're it's a it's basically like
putting on cheat codes you know and seeds most of the time it is thick jungle
and the stones they have access to are basically useless for cutting our
ancestors on the other hand lived across open rocky savannas that
often had sources of quality stone. But just because chimpanzees then have access to the
writer, that's why I love side note. That's why I love the show alone on Netflix, because
they only have like a very basic bow, and they get like five arrows or some shit. And
then like other stuff they have to set up traps. But I watched one where a guy killed
a moose. He clipped it, he went and it hit him in an artery, but the moose still
lives for a while so it ran away and then he's like filming himself and he's shaking and he's
just watching it for like four hours and then finally it drops and he filmed it and he was like
oh it just died and then he went and then he uh ran towards it i was like that's nuts we evolved
bro we didn't evolve from the time of bows to now we just technologically evolved right like
physically we haven't those for cutting like if you're trying to get back to like the roots of
hunting. It's not with a it's not with a gun. Our ancestors on the other hand lived across open
rocky savannas that often had sources of quality stone. I don't believe in evolution.
I respect your belief. I think that's a pretty rough take. But just because chimpanzees don't
have access to the right raw materials, really rough take in my opinion. For napping stone,
doesn't mean they lack the intelligence to understand it. So researchers had a bold idea.
What if we simply taught a chimpanzee how to flint nap?
Meet Kanzi, a language co-
Competent Bonobo, who was taught to flint nap in the early nineteen-
Wow, y'all did him dirty with that first picture. He looks so much better there. My god.
A language competent Bonobo, who was taught to flint nap in the early nineteen nineties.
But nobos are a closely related cousin of jimpanzees, often seen as more socially intelligent.
Kanzi was especially intelligent, he even learned how to play Minecraft, but it was this video
of him flintnapping that honestly blew my mind.
They first focused on showing him how to knock off flakes through percussion, which is
what I'm doing here.
He literally hit one rock against another rock in order to knock off a stone flake.
So now let's watch some incredible close-up footage of Kanzi napping.
Oh, look there what Kanzi made.
That's really perfect.
Oh, look at that one.
Oh, thank you.
They would really cut things good.
Kanzi was able to knock off flakes consistently, and after a while, he even came up with
his own methods of foot napping.
Instead of using the hammer stone in his hand, he started throwing it at the core.
This may have helped him overcome challenges unique to the hands of chimpanzees, or to
protect his fingers.
But how fascinating is it that he invented a new flint napping technique?
After two years of practice, researchers decided it was finally time to put his skills to
the test.
They gave him an unmodified core of flint and a hammer stone.
Nearby was a clear box with fruit inside.
was held shudged by a thick nylon cord. In order to get to his reward, he would have
to hit off a large sharp flake to cut through the cord. During the trial, knocking out flakes
was not a problem for the train bonobo. However, some of these flakes are too small, so he
would try again. He would select the largest flakes and assess their sharpness by looking
at the edge and testing it on his tongue. Eventually he knocked off a large flake
was able to cut open the box. This process was repeated 11 times, producing an abundance of
data and artifacts. Now here's where it gets really interesting. When researchers analyzed the
Benobo made artifacts, they found something remarkable. Many of them were virtually indistinguishable
from the tools that our ancestors made 2 million years ago. The flakes had striking platforms,
bulbs of percussion, and sharp usable edges. The ones he decided to use were the largest
and sharpest tools. His method of assessing the sharpness with his tongue may have been the same
way our ancestors assessed sharpness, but there were differences too. Our ancestors usually
knocked off flakes at around 80 degrees to consistently produce long flakes.
Conzie's flakes averaged nearly 90 degrees, essentially right angles.
This is the maximum angle at which these materials will fracture at all.
This tells us that Kanzi did not have quite as complex an understanding of
flint napping as her ancestors did two million years ago. This may also be due
to chimpanzee hands not being as dexterous as ours. Our lineage has been napping
stone for well over-
What does a shaved chimp look like?
huge nuts Wow I can't show that image I mean dude has a bowling ball for a nutsack Wow
I'm not going to show that, he kind of just looks like an old man, if I scroll chat the
rest of the image is just straight ballsack.
Over two million years, modern human hands are quite literally evolved to napstone.
It was only in the past 5,000 years or so that most of us stopped.
Conzie's flint napping was impressive, but it was notably worse than say, homo erectus.
Either way, it gives us a window into what the earliest sharp stone tools would have
looked like.
Our minds were already capable of understanding how to create sharp stone edges, and our dexterous
hands came later.
In another study conducted 14 years later, Conzie had clearly become more adept at
making and using stone tools.
Kanzi and another bonobo used stone to break into logs and dig, both getting reward if
successful.
Kanzi used flakes like a drill, rotating them to bore deeper into the log.
He used larger flakes as wedges to pry into the logs and even used them to chop.
In another part of the experiment, he used flakes as shovels to dig into tough sediment
to retrieve food.
It's interesting to note that Kanzi was far more successful than the other less
trained bonobo indicating that his training really did pay off and allowed him to access these resources
conzi lived on i wish they would test to see if he would pass it on to a future generation because
that's that's one of the biggest things that we've done as a species that has enabled us to
progress is our capability to pass down knowledge because then you're giving your that's why like
humanity as a whole is supposed to get better and better through each generation because the
the starting point of lack of knowledge, rather,
is supposed to be earlier and earlier.
You're supposed to be where your parents were at at 25
when you're 20.
And then they're supposed to be where you're at right now
when they're like 18.
And then you're supposed to get smarter and smarter.
That's why it's like, fucking juniors in high school,
seniors in high school, learn calculus.
Calculus was not something that the average person that
17 new 50 years ago.
On for about a decade doing all kinds of fun scientific studies before sadly passing away
in large of 2025.
These studies show that with human interaction or training, bonobos and chimpanzees can
produce intentional stone tools, leaving wear patterns comparable to early human artifacts.
Such tool production and utilization competencies are extremely similar to the competencies
of early humans such as homo habilis and homo erectus.
A 2021 study on untrained chimpanzees showed that they did not spontaneously create or use
sharp flake stone tools, even when provided with materials, suggesting extensive social
learning or training is necessary for this behavior.
We know that chimpanzees have to learn how to process nuts with stones and anvils from
their relatives who teach them the technique.
It's a cultural innovation.
In order for wild chimpanzees to start flaking their own stone tools, they would
have to have quality stone available to them, and importantly, a reason to create sharp
tools. Without direct human intervention, this seems unlikely. But funny enough, kabooching
monkeys in Brazil are accidentally achieving what we consider a human milestone. They use
stone hammers to open fruits and nuts, but also for a far stranger reason. They smash
rocks together to create dust which they then lick up. Scientists really have-
Oh my god, to get salt intake?
No idea why they do this.
Maybe it's to help them get some minerals into their diet.
Regardless of why they do it.
Minerals?
They happen to create stone flakes
that are virtually identical to early human tools in Africa.
These stone flakes have been found in Brazil
in layers dating back over 50,000 years ago.
At first it was thought that humans were in the region-
Yeah, like iron.
In tens of thousands of years before we thought-
other minerals would you get from a rock?
But it now seems it was actually capuchin monkeys leaving a seemingly human signature.
So ironically, capuchin monkeys have unintentionally entered the Stone Age before our closest relatives.
How would they know?
Well it's not that they would know, it's that like if they licked up like rock thus
one time they probably felt better, like it's like if you lick a salt rock you're
like oh that tastes good, like your body still knows what's good and what's bad.
That's why poop, that's why poop's disgusting to you.
Cause we know poop isn't, poop is deadly for us, right?
Potentially harming bacteria and it's a biohazard.
But poop smells like shit.
Well, poop is shit, but poop smells bad
because you're genetically not meant to have that.
But for other animals that like poop,
poop probably smells fucking great, you know?
Like if you're like a dung beetle,
You probably smell shit and you fucking start getting, you know, you know, all jazzed up.
So Archimpanzees in the Stone Age, kind of, but not really.
They've been hunting with spears and cracking nuts with stone hammers for thousands of years.
And Kanzi proved that Bonobos can flint nap when taught.
Yet wild individuals have-
My dog eats their poop, there are dogs that do that.
I've never made a cut-
You should try and stop your dog from doing that.
tool on their own, at least as far as we know. Not because they lack the cognitive capacity,
but because they lack the necessity. The story of our own species likely mirrors this pattern.
We exploited carcasses with sharp stone tools to get access to an entirely new food source.
During severe droughts or food scarcity, tool use in apes a much better chance at surviving.
Okay, that is a terrifying image. This feedback loop favored an increasing
reliance on tools and fundamentally shaped what we became. Tool use likely became non-
non-negotiable for our survival.
chimpanzees do not face these same circumstances, they simply need a reason, and let's hope
they never get one.
Well that was a fun one, I still can't believe these videos of chimpanzee-
I am not worried about chimpanzees, authorizing and taking over the world.
chimpanzees flint napping.
I legitimately know humans who are worse at flint napping.
What topic should I cover next?
comment down below, hit that like button.
Dude, I loved that video.
That was fucking awesome.
is going to devolve when they learn about taxes.
Yeah, what level of consciousness
do we start taking their income?
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I also need a bone marrow transplant to survive.
I was wondering if you could do a charity stream
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and others with this cancer.
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I mean, I do a lot of broad cancer charity streams in general,
like I'm doing F cancer in March.
But I have done, like, leukemia charities in the past.
I've done breast cancer charities.
I've done, I think, prostate cancer charities as well.
So I'm down.
I would just have to look for what charity.
But I'm sorry you're dealing with that.
And I wish you the best on your treatment.
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But it's thirty one minutes so then we wouldn't have time to watch the other one. We're gonna watch that one Sunday. We're gonna watch that one Sunday. We're gonna watch that one Sunday.
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15 year old hops on steroids and lies about it?
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15 year old hops up steroids and lies about it.
Bro, you remember when you watched that debate on uh, stream?
I chose nuts
Those were fun streams though watching those debates. Oh my god
Those how well what when were those debates? That was over a year ago
But by how much
When was the Biden Trump debate that was in like that was June of 24, so that was almost two years ago
Wow
And on his life at one of his rallies Greg Dew said uploads a Natty on a lot on who St.
Farhad deemed it impossible for him to be natural but which when singular blood test convinced
him of the impossible.
And 13 year old Eric English posts a picture on Instagram looking like this.
And just a little over one year later this is what he looks like.
The kid is on steroids.
Here's the problem is
steroids is easy to spot with older people like if I jumped on gear you would know like I would immediately gain a
absurd amount of weight
but
When you're like 13 to 16 you could gain like 30 pounds in a year
pretty quickly like
Like, I, when I was a freshman, I started the year at like 125, 130, ended the year at
like 165.
Like you can gain weight quick.
He benches 405.
Okay, he's on steroids.
Never mind.
Well, let's be real here.
Never mind.
Okay, anyone with two brain cells to ru-
Thank you, Sketty, for the, uh, accurate info input.
Together saw this coming from a mile away.
The kid practically got groomed by the industry into becoming a little sarm goblin.
Well, it's also just like the problem of fitness influencers
in general is the bigger you are, the better you do.
And so there's like a financial incentive
to just get on gear because your posts are gonna do better.
You're gonna have, you're gonna get more likes.
You're gonna have more sponsors, right?
Like if you're trying to get, you know,
all these energy drink companies and, you know,
Jim, Jim Shark, Young LA, all these clothing brands,
they want, what is gear?
Gear is like an all-encompassing term for like SARMs,
Tren, just any steroid in general that would be illegal
in an attested bodybuilding competition.
HGH, HGH, is HGH gear?
No.
I don't know if you're allowed to do HGH
in an open or a attested bodybuilding league though.
But HGH, you could buy at GNC.
I don't know, I don't know the rules on that, but nobody would really say you're on gear
if you're on HGH.
Somebody's saying you're on gear if you're on like, psalms, or more.
Between Larry Wheels asking Eric when he plans on hopping on steroids as if that's a normal
question to ask a 14-year-old.
I do become enhanced at 17.
You got something that you're willing to do in the future?
Oh yeah.
Yeah?
Whatever it takes?
Whatever it takes.
That's the mindset I had.
Young LA just jumping at the opportunity to sponsor them and provide them with
a direct-
1.5 million followers network of other teenagers on steroids and then this
monstrosity right here this bloated watery juiced up 19 year old mess most
likely directly influencing air you know who's the worst right now Andre
Smayev Andre Smayev is okay he's not a teenager so I know this is on the
topic of like teens doing steroids. Andres Mayev is taking so many fucking, if you're
not in an influencer space, you are in the fitness space, you wouldn't know who Smyev is.
This guy's 27. This guy is three years older than me.
Look at him.
Like, the amount of gear this guy is on is- and look at his fucking hand.
Oh my god, I gotta mute that.
Look at his fucking biceps dude.
I mean he looks 45.
Like it's unreal that the amount of muscle that guy's gained in like 5 years.
Eric to hop on gear, it becomes very clear that he stood absolutely no chance from the
beginning.
Absolutely one shot of by the shittiness industry. Let's recap everything from the start
I actually remember every coming across my Instagram feed about two years ago as a 13 year old kid getting into fitness
He blew up pretty much the problem too is people are gonna fucking shit on you like I don't think it's just the fitness
Influencers that are around him that might have been influencing him to get on gear
But it's also just like if you're gonna openly post your gym progress on Instagram
The amount of chuds that are gonna fucking shit on you is insane
The the amount of people that are gonna be like
You're fucking it's like not even the blackpill community
It's just a bunch of like gin heads that are just dickheads
Because they want to pull other people down to make themselves seem like bigger and their own mind
So if you're like, hey, I'm just starting to work out. They're gonna be like, yeah, buddy
You have no potential I could tell by your I could tell by your structure
You're not gonna be able to put on muscle
Overnight because why does ferrids make you look older you lose your hair you get acne
You're just gonna age age a bit more often that you see a little kid hitting lat spreads and stomach vacuums and credit where credits do
Okay, the kid looked amazing for a 13 year old. Yeah, he's got a lot of muscle
Please don't clip that off context. Okay. I promise. I'm not an age of nipstein flight logs
But it's true. All right. Look at his physique. All right. Look at the biceps. Look at the serratus
Look at the the vacuum pose. I mean keep in mind this kid is 13 years old
But yeah, I would have killed to look like this at 13
I mean come on 1.7 million likes is not million likes and so as expected all he
looks starved he was doing a vacuum which is when you like suck in I can't
Oh my god, that just made me cramp. Oh. Oh. Oh. Fuck. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Hold up.
I can't even do a vacuum like that. That hurt.
Minus aura. Out of my prime.
The usual suspect. Get a bit old? No, just don't do fucking vacuums.
I was supposed to go to the gym today and I did it though.
I think I am starting to get smaller.
I don't have the abs like clav.
It's me flocking to sponsor this kid, the main one being young LA and it makes sense
from a business perspective.
I worked with young LA for like four months.
I don't think they really got many returns on my code though so.
Right.
I didn't really, didn't really continue from there.
A lot of eyes on it.
Whether it's okay from an ethical standpoint though, we'll get into later.
But so he gets sponsored by Young LA fairly early on on the 23rd of November 2023.
This post by RisingLifters reads,
This is crazy.
13 year old Eric English has become the youngest every Young LA athlete.
See, here's the thing though, is like Young LA isn't...
Young LA has a weird, most, most energy drink brands,
like a real mind or young LA or like any of those companies, they're not guaranteed giving you a salary like some of it might just flat out be like an affiliate code.
But the affiliate code is only given to a set amount of people. Does that make sense? We're like young LA does have people on salary.
Like some of their bit. What is young LA? I thought young LA was close. It is young LA is a fitness brand like Jim shark.
Um
I'm just talking about like a broad fitness sponsors in general like just because you as a you have a code doesn't mean that you didn't get paid
It doesn't mean that you're getting paid monthly
A lot of the time it does. I'm assuming for somebody at his size
Uh in terms of followers. He was probably getting like, you know, maybe like 5k a month or something like that
Uh on top of whatever like affiliate code they were giving him
This documenting is incredible.
Maybe more actually, he was getting a million likes a post, he was probably getting paid
more.
Double fitness journey.
It's amazing for 13.
The other problem is like when you're that young in this space, you're just gonna get
con, bro.
They're gonna lobe all the fuck out of you.
If you don't have a management agency and this 13-year-old is negotiating with a company,
they're just gonna pay him shit.
He's masked over 800,000 followers on Instagram attracting the big...
I'm not saying Young LA is.
I don't think they would.
Youngly when I worked with them was a pretty decent company.
But I don't know what type of deal he would have gotten.
I think it's brands in the industry.
Now due to the sponsorship, he of course immediate.
How does somebody that young get Royds?
That guy right behind him?
Any gym influencer?
If you were like really into lifting and you're like,
like when I was 15 going to the gym,
I could have just asked around
and somebody would have gotten me Royds at some point.
Because you gotta keep in mind these kids aren't going to play in a fitness, right?
Like they're not working out at some fucking chain gym.
They're working out at like, uh, not a 24 hour.
They're working out at like 6am to like 8pm gym, just full of like neat heads.
Like some, half the guys are on relays.
He starts collabing with big Reuter up names in the industry, like Eric Janiky for example, from HDLT Supplement.
supplement.
He's now fully entered the fitness industrial complex and there's no way back for him.
June 6th, 2024, a video of him posing gets 271,000 likes.
One day later, June 7th, 2024, he already starts making steroid jokes.
August 15th, 2024, he goes to a Young LA event and gets to meet some incredible influences.
Like self-proclaimed steroid gambling and drug addict Togi, 10 days later, he posts
a video of him posing alongside Noelle Dysel, and you can tell that Eric is slowly but
surely packing on size. Very, very impressive for a 14 year old. September 18th, 2024,
Eric Ipirsiv started a pretty significant bulk and is looking a lot fluffier. He's now wanting
to put on as much size as possible. October, he still doesn't look like he's on steroids
though. Like the problem with telling, like if this kid's on steroids is really just
like what he's lifting. Like you, I know I was like, Oh, when he's on, when he's
Benching four or five. I'm like this kids on roids just because he looks like the person that has a build that he could bench me like
225 if he was really lifting like there were guys in my high school that were sophomores bench in 500, but they were also
320 pound linebackers, right like they were six four and three
330, you know, this kid looks five seven
like five if you're like five seven and you're benching four or five you're like
one of the strongest people in your age range ever.
We're 12th, 2024.
Eragosity, look how big you are.
Ken gets to meet influencers like Larry Wiehl,
infamous fake Natty Tristan Lee, and Nick the mutant Walker.
Dude, I remember being so jealous of Tristan,
because I think Tristan Lee is around my age.
I remember being so jealous of Tristan Lee
when I was younger.
Yeah, Tristan Lee's my age.
I remember being so jealous of him
and I was like, it's because he's short.
That's why he looks so good.
That's why he uses six pack.
Who's trustin' me? Some fitness influencer.
Second of January 2025, his infamous collab with Larry Wiehls will circle back to this in a bit.
So at this point, start of 2025, this is what Eric now looks like.
Very impressive physique. He actually has a good amount of muscle on his frame.
He also still appears to be natural here. His progress up until this point seems to be indicative of a young kid that has just recently started puberty and has a passion for working out.
working out. But only six months later, his common section on Instagram would blow up with
people spamming needle emojis and accusing him of being on steroids. And once you see
his eight month transformation, it all starts to make sense why.
Six months? I mean, come on. It looks like-
I don't know, bro. There were guys in my high school that were that big. There were-
Like don't I I mean some of my chatters. I know the transformations nuts, but like he's not shredded like that
Like this guy this guy probably is like
1918% body fat like
That's not that unreasonable
You're going through puberty
You're lifting all the time and he's probably eating a shitload and he's hanging out with influencers
And he has a reason to just constantly left. I don't want to be like playing devil's advocate here
But I used to watch do sets Natty or not videos
I used to watch like all the shit about David Lane and like a lot of those guys
Yeah, we're on fucking Roy's boy some of the time it would just be like yeah, he's on Roy's look at him
I'm like you can't just say look at him. He's on Roy's like
Yeah, a big thing that they that that people point towards steroids is like your shoulders
Because your shoulders gain a lot of muscles when you're on stare steroids because there's some like receptors there
Some shit. I don't have a science about it. His shoulders aren't that big
Like the guy on the left ate the guy on the right
You know how people usually tell you to trust the process when it comes to working out?
This kid has skipped the process entirely. This is an insane six-month transformation
I mean Eric practically had the entire fitness industry shock and understandably so right one moment
He looks like a freshman six months later. He looks like he's repeating senior year for the fifth time
I mean
He must have somehow been able to get his hands on who St.
The four hats, elusive broomstick and ladder workout routine, that's the only way it can
make sense of this insane transformation genuinely.
This is uh...
Shout out to this girl by the way, let me just make sure my ass cheeks are front and
second.
Hahahaha.
Better while I take a picture with a 15 year old.
Who is this girl?
What a surprise.
An entire page full of gym cell gooner bait.
If you actively consume this type of content, you're what's wrong with the fitness industry,
okay?
Just fully contributing towards the degeneration of this industry.
Some of you need to be ashamed of yourselves, okay?
Genuinely, do better.
One million likes on this reel.
The top comment has over 120,000 likes.
I miss-
It's a couple chapters.
Cut's going to be crazy.
A couple of chapters.
Look, let's click on a random post, right?
This one's from April-
Yo, somebody said song name on God, though.
Side note, that's facts.
gym influencer somehow has like the most niche funk fucking edit music bro like
you're just me like it'll be like a random it like video of them doing curls
and it'll just be this flying and you're like
you're like what's wrong is that just a couple of chapters look let's click on a
random post, right? This one's from April 2025. And this is what he looks like. And then let's
just scroll up a couple of times. This is four months. Wait, how much does he weigh?
What's your name?
Later.
Two twenty five at five eleven.
Yeah.
And it's like it's not like a fat two twenty five.
Like the guys in my high school that were benching 405 when they were like sophomores were like six to three forty.
This is four months later, a completely different person.
Look at the top comment, every single time he posts
he grows twice in size, 20,000 likes.
And of course his strength just
inexplicably skyrockets as well.
Here he says that he could bench 315 pounds for multiple
reps only a week after benching for the first time.
Yeah, I mean, this kid's 15 and he's three inches
3 inches shorter than me, but 40 pounds heavier.
And that's 140 kilograms, right?
All right, now I'm starting to see the steroids.
Totally normal.
And then of course, only two months later.
Holy shit!
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
So, putting four plates on each side.
My God!
He's hitting 405 pounds on the bench press.
That's a hundred.
Bro.
180 kilograms.
Oh my god, I mean come on to put that into perspective. It can take natural lifters with decent genetics and dedicated bench programming up to a deck
Yeah, like if I okay right now
I don't I like half-assed my life thing if I really just locked in at the gym
Really only spent every day working out right now. My max is probably around 270
I think in six months. I could bench 270 to
maybe 340 but I'm also 24 like that that's a crazy increase.
Cade to hit four plates on the bench. 340 I think if I dude if 340 is crazy
skinny I know that I'm very self-absorbed in a sense but hear me
out. If I dropped everything that I was doing, and I just worked
out all the time, and I only cared about working out and
weightlifting and powerlifting, I think I could I think I could
bench 340 in six months. Do it then? No, because I would have
to spend fucking three hours a day at the gym. And I would
have to focus on everything that I do. I would also bulk
like crazy. That's how I would do it. I would gain
30 pounds and then I would put 60 on on the bench
That's what I do I bear I barely benched three fifth I barely hit three 15 skinny you work out all the time I
Feel like you're like a meat head I
Think that I bro
I'm not trying to sit here and be like if I locked in I could bench a lot
When I was when I was a sophomore, I could squat 315 astagrass for 10 reps and I and I was 165
Like I think if I actually fucking
Like just locked in I could be I could be like three three twenty
Press so maybe not 340
I think it'd be 320 in six months, but I would gain 25 pounds
I'd be like 205 and never be able to and Eric does that at age 15 after only two months of benching, right?
That's it as that's not that hard. I'm not saying it's that hard. I'm not bragging. See here's that one check
That's not that hard. I'm actually 16 and I fucking squat 485
Meanwhile, you hit a fucking 30 degree squat and then fucking just stand back up the industry's leading
Authority on that ear knots. I feel like I've seen more than enough to pass a verdict. I have reviewed the evidence
I've consulted the comments heaviest you've ever been 185
Right now probably like 178
Section I have stared at pictures. This is making me want to lock in
This right this bit chat doubting me right now is actually like pissing me off
Chat locked in chat. No, I'm so dead ass. I like I would so now I really want to but I get up too late
I play video games till 3am and then I fucking wake up at like 10.30
I'll be sure it was 13 year old for much longer than I'm comfortable admitting.
I mean seriously I was doing research for this video and writing this script in a coffee shop.
I would love to be 200 pounds but like a good two actually no like 195 not in the twos.
I would love to be like a 190 to 195 just in shape though.
There were people sitting behind-
Let me train y'all to get a U-2-25.
Brother, I would have to gain 45 pounds.
I would be fat.
If I gained 45 pounds in six months, I would look horrible.
Do you know how weird I felt?
It took me like 10 minutes to realize working on this video in public wasn't my brightest
idea and packed my bags to go home.
Anywho-
Hop on gear.
Now you're talking.
Nope.
Don't do that.
Don't do steroids.
I'm digressing.
By the power vested in me by absolutely no one, I officially rule this game.
Now as I said at the start of the video, the writing was already on the walls years ago.
Of course, any teenager that suddenly finds social media fame for their physique is going
to be at an increased risk of hopping on PEDs due to industry pressure.
We've seen this happen countless of times, but what sealed the deal for me, what made
me confident that it was only going to be a matter of time before Eric would start
sipping on the forbidden Capri Sun was at Young Allay sponsorship.
And this speaks to a much bigger problem within the industry, especially regarding
Young Allay.
The young LA more so I feel like than most of their competitors seem to be really focused
on capturing as much of that teenage lifter market share as possible.
And there's inherently nothing wrong with that, right?
There's nothing wrong with catering towards this age group.
Teenage lifters.
Well, yeah, teenage lifters is going to be the highest growing market and it's your
biggest competitor is Jim Shark.
I mean, Jim Shark did this years ago, though, like for those of you that remember
young LA 10 years ago, I don't know if it was a thing, but like when I was 15,
My version of young LA was Gymshark. Gymshark was the gym brand.
Especially, that was what everybody wanted to wear.
It was like they had the coolest stringers and like pants, shorts.
Online makeup are a really big part of this industry.
A lot of people, including myself, got into lifting as teenagers.
No, the problem lies when you then seed all responsibility in favor of increasing numbers
and virality as much as possible, which has led young LA to repeatedly sponsor
some of the most egregious teenage PD cases in the industry.
For example, do you guys remember this kid, Logan Dishman, that 17-year-old young LA athlete
who claimed he was Natty while benching nearly a thousand pounds, but then exposed them
to the world?
I mean, okay, I'm not trying to, you know, I'm not trying to rule check you right
now, but butts off the bench here pal.
The a thousand pound, butts off the bench here pal, that's not a real 900 pound
But then exposed himself if I put my butt off the bench
I can now when he got hospitalized for using a dirty steroid needle
Oh my god, his heart stopped beating while in the ER causing him to go on life support
Well, he's still sponsored by young LA they didn't issue a single statement
Didn't disavow the abuse of PDs amongst minors instead they kept him on and continued inviting him to their events
They made it very clear that the only thing they care about is how many eyeballs these kids can bring to their brand
which is already bad enough on its own.
But then they take someone like Eric English, a young, impressionable 14-year-old,
and they fly him out to those same events so he can intermingle with those older teenagers
who are openly abusing performance enhancing drugs, teenagers who Young LA are directly enabling.
Do we really think these dudes are not going to rub off on a 14-year-old?
And yet this guy, Logan Dishman, does not even appear to be the main influence
in Eric's decision to hop on PEDs.
No, that honor belongs to another teenager, also sponsored by Young LA,
Also seemingly introduced to Eric through a young LA event, who also appears to be throwing everything but the kitchen sink at himself when it comes to PEDs.
Meet Gentile Lifts. Probably the most obnoxious fitness influencer you'll see in a very long time.
He got his break on the internet by injecting himself with copious amounts of steroids and creating what can only be described as some kind of weird niche fetish content.
No, I'm not joking. Okay, how else are you gonna describe this?
Where is back exercise?
He's gonna make you squeal like a pig!
Tra-
WAAAH!
Hahahaha!
What the fuck?
He's gonna make you squeal like a pig!
Tra-
WAAAH!
Hahahaha!
Wait, boy! Don't be a little pig!
Let's go hit some heavy hammer curls!
WAAAH!
70 pounds, she couldn't make it to rounds!
I bent over like she was last night!
She was the opposite of tight!
The 115 flew faster than her cream!
Back exercise that will make you scream like a monkey!
Make sure to get your potassium in!
Yeah, seems like a normal well-adjusted film.
Why, why are people like different?
Like, it has to be like ragebait content.
You think surely nobody actually watches this shit right? Like it has to be contained to some weird fringe subgroup of gym cells
Nope
164,000 likes the irreparable damage shizy has done to fitness industry truly needs to be studied
Starting out the video wearing a mask just read in the face flaxing screaming into my
Just a regular healthy 07 kid.
So we first see Eric and Gentile meeting up way before he made his insane transformation
and before he even started bulking for the first time.
This video right here is from August 2024.
As expected, they met up at a young LA gym as you can see in the background.
They seemingly didn't collab again until right around Eric made his suspicious transformation.
But ever since that transformation it's as if every other real this guy posts includes
Eric in some way shape or form.
They've gotten very chummy with each other.
So right as Eric makes a highly suspicious transformation, he starts hanging out with
a teenager that very obviously abuses PEDs.
It's not very difficult to see what most likely happened here.
Watch the book!
Get his massive!
Make-
Well the scariest part is like, this is gonna fuck up their hormones, like if they ever
get off gear, and they've been on gear since they were like 15, they're gonna
have to be on basically hormone replacement therapy for the rest of their life.
Like, they're not-
Yeah, you're not you're not gonna naturally create testosterone as a male if you're on steroids like say 14 to 28
And he gets off when he's like 29 like he's gonna be on test
Not like steroid test, but he's gonna be on test for the rest of his life.
Just why why would you want to look like this?
I know you're skinny, of course
Yeah, unless you're skinny because your mind your mind and your body are a temple
Dad Eric is bulking with the intention to cut but this guy Gentile has looked like this for years just
grotesque and that steroid moon face is not doing Eric any favor even though
he's a handsome young man all that water weight and redness has him looking like
okay I'm not gonna say that that's mean fucking I'm gonna say looking like John
Pork
The bulk is real he went from hello, my name is Eric English to I'm Eric give me another burger
Over a hundred pounds to his bench in just four months
Okay, a hundred pounds to a bench in four months is not because of the bulk POV you showed your boy
100 pounds in the bench in four months and that's starting at 305 to 405 and y'all are saying I'm correct
Well, he's also on steroids, but I'm saying I would go from like 270 to 3
340 which would be a 70 increase to bowl this being obvious code for you showed your boy how to run a cycle
Okay, this is this guy's entire thing Gentiles entire brand is just rage baiting everybody by consistently claiming he's
What's your, what's your, what's your tech talk?
Scottie lefts probably that's Scottie lefts, Sketty lefts.
Dre lifts weights is your name Dre?
was King Moggher.
Oh yeah, this is Sketty.
Low Kenyuan Lee, a smooth three seconds away
from blasting gear, getting famous
and claiming Natty slash vegan.
And this is just another instance of that, passing off Eric's obvious PED use as quote
unquote just a bulk.
Take a look at this comment I found in a Reddit thread about Gentile Lyfts.
I can directly verify these claims myself, so do take them with a pinch of salt.
But nonetheless I figured they were worth mentioning.
This commenter basically wrote that Gentile got exposed with some other guys including
Logan Dishman for being in a quote unquote We Are Kids and Take PEDs group.
He then also claims that there was early footage of Gentile in 2023 that was the leaked where
he said that he had been on a cycle for a while and that he was going to claim Natty
for jokes and sponsors.
I gotta say it does all sound very in character for these two meatheads.
These are the influences in Eric's life.
This is why I say that it should have come to no surprise to anyone that was
paying attention that Eric would eventually hop on PEDs. This is what young LA's prom-
But I just don't understand the reason to lie about being on steroids, because the majority
of these brands will still sponsor you if you're on steroids, they don't care, right?
Like if you're a gym influencer and you're on roids, like, you are s- that doesn't
mean you're not gonna get sponsored by fucking protein companies and shit like that, they
don't give a fuck, right? Because they still sponsor open bodybuilders, they- they-
They sponsor IFBB pros.
And IFBB pros are all on Royds.
It's just, it maybe they don't talk about it,
but it's like, he's a child.
Yeah, but I'm saying the guys that are like 1920.
Why are they saying they're, why are they,
it has to be just for clicks.
I'm not talking about Eric right now.
I'm talking about these guys that are like 1920, 25.
Like why are they saying they're not on Royds?
Just say you're on Royds, who cares?
Right?
Like Noel, Dysel, I followed him.
Or Diesel, how do you say his name?
He's on Royds.
He says he's on Royds.
Right and which I respect like if you if you're a jet I don't care if your gym fluents are on Royds
Just say you're on steroids, right in this case
I don't think this kid should be taking steroids because he's fucking 15 and it's gonna ruin his body
But okay, it should speak to how cook this industry is and then you get worried man
Like dude like then you get into the fear that these guys will die when they're like 30 can't even expect the like the amount
Of gym influencers that have heart attacks when they're young bare minimum level of responsibility from one of the largest brands in the space
You know, it's not like we're asking them to build schools in Africa or send humanitarian aid to war zones
Just maybe don't enable steroid use amongst minors
You know, maybe don't sponsor and promote 17 year olds that take steroids lie about it and then get hospitalized due to them
Maybe don't introduce impressionable 14 year olds to a climate riddled with PED corrupting the youth
Just to sell a couple of extra t-shirts. It's truly an interesting business model
I gotta say the devil's advocate response here is they're gonna do it either way because they look up to these guys
Even if you're not even if you're not putting them on in a physical sense where like Eric's gonna meet the trendwinds
He's still gonna watch them and so they're still just gonna take the steroids, but hey Batman merch for everyone
I get to feel like Bruce Wayne on my demon winter arc
fueled by weird cuck fantasies and to be truthful as much as I like to point a finger at young LA
They are simply balls on the boat with them. Yeah, cuz they're also the young
The symptom of a much broader problem. The reason why they enable this stuff is because there's no downside for them in doing so.
Because teenage PED use as a whole-
And I don't think for the people that he's like, oh no, I was on the boat with them. Noel doesn't promote steroid usage too, Eric.
I guarantee you he doesn't. Because he openly says on his videos, like, I'm on steroids, that doesn't mean you should take them.
Well, it's just become way too normalized in this industry.
It's why Larry Wheels asks a 14 year old if he has any plans of hopping on steroids in the future,
as if that's normal thing to do, and why he receives almost no backlash for doing so.
I do become enhanced at 17.
He got something that you're willing to do in the future?
Well, yeah.
Yeah? Whatever it takes?
Whatever it takes.
Whatever it takes. That's the mindset I had.
That's the mindset I had.
Larry Wheels is so dumb, bro.
Like, I genuinely think he's like a good, well-meaning guy,
but he just doesn't think stuff through.
Yeah, I don't think he, well, I don't think Larry Wheels bent bad when he said that, but it's like, from the outside perspective, it's like, you're kind of like low-key convincing this kid to take steroids.
But from Larry's perspective, he's just like, oh well, I was on steroids when I was 17.
This particular case to be exceptionally unfortunate because he truly didn't have to hop on PDs.
There's a reason why Eric managed to grow his following to over 1.5 million followers without ever touching a needle.
The kid was genuinely unique in that he started lifting and documenting his journey at such a young age,
and that you could see him not only grow up but develop himself as a natural lifster from scratch.
Now he's just become another fake natty.
This is a great comment right here.
What would little you think about you hopping on steroids?
And Eric replies with,
Speak not of ignorance.
This guy comments a needle emoji.
Eric replies with,
Insecurity.
So much potential.
Yet in the end, he just became another gaslighting fake natty to add to the pile.
Since I know you'll be watching this video-
Yeah, cause it's always like they'd ever just take a steroid test to be like, I'm not on roids.
They're always just like, nah, I'm not on roids.
Like you could just like prove that.
Take a drug test.
Right.
But for the sound, that was a good video.
I have no hate towards that kid.
It's just like, don't you know, like if he is on steroids,
which most people's signs are pointing towards, yes, it's
like, it's more so the worry of like, hey, man,
that's like really bad for you.
Like that could kill you.
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This is what happens when you die.
Walk in.
So here's a question that literally every single one of
us will eventually have an answer to.
What really happens to your body when you die?
And I'm not talking,
I don't think everybody will have an answer to that.
Yeah, he's not talking about religiously or
philosophically, but even on a just a base biological sense,
you're not going to know what happens to your body when you
die. That's if you die in a peaceful way in a hospital bed
on hospice. If you get hit by a car and your body gets
eviscerated, you're not going to know. You're just gonna it's
going to be lights out, right? Like if you get crushed,
like, for, for example, the people that died on that
submarine, what was the name of that submarine? It was like
two summers ago.
They went down there. We're gonna go see the Titanic ocean gate the people that died on that ocean gate submarine
Don't even know that well
I don't want to say they don't know that they're dead if there's an afterlife
They know that they're dead, but they don't even know that they died or they even know that they were gonna die
Right like they got the brain needs like a certain amount of milliseconds to process pain
They died so fast that it was like dead
They didn't feel anything, they were alive and then immediately died.
But not died like their heart stopped, like their body was separated into red mist.
Thinking about the philosophical or spiritual aspect, though we will touch on some fascinating
near-death experiences later.
I'm talking about the actual anatomical and physiological cascade of events that
occurs in your body during the process of dying.
The craziest thing that I have heard,
I don't know if it's true of every individual
that's like slowly dying,
but when you die of old age,
one of the things that they say is,
you know, a sign for if you're dealing
with somebody that's old is if they start talking
to you about memories they've never brought up before.
Like my grandpa before he died started talking
about one of his childhood dogs to my family.
And it was like a memory he's never brought up before.
It was a memory he said he'd never remembered
until like recently, like he hadn't mentioned it,
thought about it in 30, 40 years, you know?
You start reaching back to like childhood memories
when you're like 80, you're dying.
Like that means you're close.
And he died like a week later, like,
and then it's just like very weird,
like you get in this like trance like state,
you know, when they say,
when you die, your like brainstem stays alive
for like five or 10 minutes or something,
you relive your life.
That's why like your life flashes before your eyes.
I don't know if that's fully true of everybody,
but we'll see.
In the hours after death,
because your body doesn't just turn off
like flipping a light switch.
There's a whole sequence of events that happens,
some of which are extremely fascinating.
So today we're gonna cover these events,
talk about what we do know, what we don't know,
and as I already hinted,
touch on some of the unexplainable events that begin.
It's going to be a departed one.
So let's jump into this anatomical and physiological
awesomeness.
God, I feel like I'm watching a video for school.
So let's start with what happens in the moments leading up
to death.
Now, obviously, death can occur in many different ways.
Cardiac arrest, trauma, illness, cancer.
But regardless of the exact cause,
I think the best way to die is I'm 85.
I'm walking, you know, out of the bathroom,
and we just got done, a nice family dinner,
everybody left, and I just go,
and I die.
No, I don't wanna die in my sleep.
I wanna know I'm going, right?
I wanna consciously be like, this is it, right?
Dying in my sleep sucks.
I think dying in my sleep would be fire.
If you told me, you're gonna die tonight.
Like in your sleep, you're gonna die tonight
because that would be able to like come to terms with it.
I think I need that five minute gap to be like,
fuck it's over, you know, like I'm dying.
Does that make sense?
I don't want my family to worry.
No, I'm not saying like I walk out to a family barbecue
and just fucking collapse.
I'm saying family barbecue,
everybody goes home and then I die.
And it was like, oh, that was nice, you know.
nice last day, you know, fucking chill and then you go out in
style. I think hospice is a pretty bad way to go. I mean, they
do have you hyped up on drugs. But at that point, you don't
even really know you're dying. Like when you're on hospice,
they're like filling you with morphine and shit, you're just
like unconscious. There's a common pathway the body
follows. One certain critical system want to die in a field
watching the clouds. That's a very specific summer Russian.
My philosophy professor from Korea told me when he is
dying, he's going to walk into the woods and lay by a tree.
And he was dead serious.
He said, I'm going to die in the woods.
And he was dead serious.
He was like, I'm going to die in the woods
and the animals are going to eat me.
Some begin to fail.
And so let's use, I was like, respect it.
This cardiac arrest is a primary example
since it's one of the most studied scenarios.
When your heart stops beating,
blood is no longer being pumped throughout your body.
Remember, blood is delivering oxygen and nutrients to all of your cells, particularly
to that very demanding organ sitting inside your skull, the human brain.
Within about 15 to 20 seconds of your heart stopping, you lose consciousness.
This happens because your brain, which makes up only about 2% of your body weight, but uses
roughly 20% of your oxygen supply, is immediately starved of that oxygenated blood.
The neurons in your cerebral cortex, the outer portion of the brain responsible for
consciousness, thought, and awareness starts to shut down almost immediately.
But here's where things get interesting.
Even though you're unconscious and your heart has stopped, your brain does not instantly
die.
In fact, research shows that measurable brain activity can persist for a short period of
time after the heart stops beating.
Several studies have documented, bro, but like, you know how shitty that will be
if like those, like, is it going to be a cool memory and like something that's
nice?
because like what are the odds that like you have a heart attack, you're dying, your brain,
your brain starts with oxygen and your brain's still functioning and showing like your, your
conscious memories. Uh, and it's just like dog shit, you know, like fucking weird, weird memories
you're like, why am I thinking about, and then you die. Like I think back to like, you know,
fucking people always joke will be like, when I die, I'll see this. It'll be like,
like OG Minecraft, season three, Fortnite.
Like what if I die and I'm like
going back to my Concord sponsor, right?
And I'm like 85 and I'm like,
fuck, wow, I forgot about that game.
And then I die.
Organized, I like-
And I'm not joking.
Like I know that was a joke to use like Concord
as an example, but I'm saying like,
what if it's just like some stupid fucking memory?
Like I'm just like remembering me
at like some random diner.
I'm like, why do I care about this?
activity in the brain for minutes following cardiac arrest. In some cases, EEG recordings have
shown brain waves continuing for up to 10 minutes, although this activity rapidly becomes weaker and
more disorganized over time. A 2023 study published in the Proceedings of the National
Academy of Sciences observed a brief surge of gamma wave activity at the moment of death
in a small number of patients after life support was withdrawn. Gamma waves are often
associated with processes like memory retrieval, information integration, and conscious awareness.
However, it's important to note, seeing gamma activity does not necessarily mean a person is
consciously experiencing these events. I just don't want it to be a scared death, you know?
Like, I think having a good emotion at the moment of your death is great, you know?
Like, if I'm going to go out, or not if, when I go out, it would be awesome to be able to
be happy in those last moments, you know, or just like not
upset, like that would suck if you're like dying, and you're
consciously aware that you're basically dead, and you're like
freaking out about it in your own brain. Like that would don't
suck, because then it's like, Oh, fuck, I'm dying, I'm dying,
and then the lights go out. Like, obviously, you're not
gonna look back on it and be like, Oh, that sucks, because
you'll be fucking dead. But like, it would be nice to go
out with a bang than a fizzle simply shows that certain
neural networks can that's one thing this is random side
conversation. I and I know I joked about this where my friend
was like, talking about how if there was like a terrorist on a
plane, he would be like, I'm dying about it. And he was like,
I'm gonna run at them. And I think that carries through with
anything where it's like, you know, on movies, there's like
somebody's pointed a gun to your head, and you're like
begging for your life. And then they still shoot you. Like
what a shitty way to die. Like, I feel like it's better
to be like, fuck you and like attack. And then you die that way versus being like, you
know, bet like, just like fleeting for your life and then getting shot. Like that would
suck. Become briefly active during the dying process. But how is it possible for brain
activity to continue at all after the heart stops? Well, one reason is that neurons don't
run out of energy instantaneously. What would you say is the worst death like
an awful scenario. Being in a coma that you're consciously aware of. And then dying. Like
that's really fun. I think that's like, well, like obviously you could say like being burned
alive, right? Yeah, drowning. But I'm talking about like a conscious awareness of like, you're
a coma and you can't move but you're still aware and it's like a prolonged coma.
Continuously, while neurons do not store energy in large reserves,
hearing your family pull the plug on you, you wouldn't, that would never happen.
They do contain very small, rapidly turning over amounts of ATP that are
drowning supposed to be very peaceful. I think that's freezing to death, not drowning.
They're already in use at the moment circulation stops.
Neurons also contain a small amount of phosphocreatine,
which can briefly buffer ATP levels
for a few seconds when energy demand suddenly spikes.
In addition, neurons can temporarily rely
on anaerobic energy pathways,
such as glycolysis, that do not require oxygen.
Also, supporting cells in the brain called astrocytes
store small amounts of glycogen,
which can be broken down into lactate
and shuttled into neurons as an emergency fuel source
when blood flow is lost.
However, all of these backup systems
are extremely limited.
Without oxygenated blood, mitochondrial ATP production
rapidly collapses.
Ion gradients across neuronal membranes
fail, and normal electrical signals
break down within minutes, which is why
prolonged cardiac arrest leads to irreversible brain injury
and death if blood flow and oxygen is not quickly restored.
But these short-lived energy buffers
may help explain why organized brain activity can briefly
persist after the heart stops.
And they may also contribute to some of the vivid experiences people report during near death states, which again, we'll talk about in more detail later on.
Now, while your brain is going through this process, the rest of your body cells...
Why is there bodies in the background? This is a set. This is like a classroom.
As you can see, there's chairs.
Also beginning to die, but at different rates.
Your brain cells are kind of the divas of the human body.
Neurons begin to suffer irreversible injury within about four to six minutes without oxygen.
but other cells are more resilient.
This is because many of these cells have larger glyphs.
I find, I just find like neuro connections fascinating.
Like there's a part of my,
there's like electrical impulses in my brain
that can formulate a visual image
of a memory I had 15 years ago in my mind.
Like I'm literally seeing myself
use a green stretch band in preschool, in my brain.
Like how the fuck is it holding that information
for that period of time?
I understand like, yeah, the electrical connections
and the neuro connectivity in your brain
and how brain memories are processed and stored.
But like where is that memory getting stored
for that period of time?
And then what's even weirder
is that you have a level of memory recall
that you can't control and memory recall that you can, right?
If somebody were to ask you, do you remember this?
And you were like, oh, yeah, and you could go through the memory
and you could visualize it in your brain,
and maybe it's like you in preschool going down a slide
or something, you'd be like, the slide was yellow,
I remember this, blah, blah, blah.
But then there's memories that you don't recall,
you can't recall until something triggers a connection
that's like a broken bridge that's restored, right?
Like, you hear a song that you haven't heard in 10 years,
and then randomly that sparks a memory of something that you haven't thought of in a decade.
And would, and otherwise, would seemingly be lost forever, right?
Like, if, if, say, Sam, like, you know, just going through my day and I hear a song like,
wow, that brings back a memory I haven't thought of in 10 years.
If I hadn't heard that song, would that memory be lost in the cosmos of my brain forever?
Or would it still stay there in some sub-unit of my brain? Like where is that?
Ecogen reserves lower overall energy demands and a greater ability to rely on anaerobic
metabolism when oxygen is no longer available. Skin cells, for example, can survive for several
hours after death. And believe it or not, some cells in the body can remain metabolically
active for days. In fact, studies have shown that gene activity in certain cells such as
certain white blood cells and muscle satellite cells can still be detected up to about 96
hours after death. But just like the neurons, these cells eventually reach a point where
they can no longer generate enough ATP to maintain normal function. Ion pumps begin
to fail, calcium floods into the cell, destructive enzymes are released, and the cell essentially
begins to digest itself from the inside, a process known as a tolysis.
During this dying process, there are also physical signs that medical providers look
for.
The skin may become pale or take on a bluish tint, especially in the extremities due to
the lack of oxygenated blood, and this is called cyanosis.
Breathing patterns may also change dramatically, and in some cases providers observe a pattern
called chain stokes respirations where breathing becomes irregular with periods of
dude it's like the death gurgle is what they call it I heard it before bro it's
fucking scary we're like when somebody's on hospice and they're dying they they
start breathing it's not like it's like sleep apnea but I don't know it's like
even more prolonged like it's like the death rattle and there when they inhale
It kind of sounds like there's fluid and they only breathe like three times a minute like right now. You're probably breathing like
Constantly you're just like inhale exhale inhale exhale, but when you're dying
You slowly breathe less and less to where like you literally might go like
That's what it sounds like and
Then you won't breathe for 30 seconds a minute two minutes
And so it's like, if you're somebody that's watching somebody on hospice, you're supposed
to wait like a long time and then you call somebody to come proclaim them as dead, because
like you might actually think somebody's dead because they're not breathing, but they're
still alive.
Rapid breathing followed by periods of no breathing at all.
Body temperature begins to drop, though interestingly not breathing manually.
Okay.
Sorry.
can be a brief spike in temperature shortly before death. The pupils of the eyes become
fixed and dilated because the muscles controlling them are no longer receiving signals from the
brain. And in many cases there's a release of urine and stool as the sphincter muscles relax.
Not the most distinguished aspect of death, but it's the reality of the physiological process.
Now earlier I mentioned that phospho creatine can help buffer ATP supply when a neuron is
start for oxygen during the process of dying. And we do know that creatine
supplementation can increase your stores of phosphoric creatine. Now I'm not
suggesting that we supplement with creatine to possibly increase neural
activity for a few more seconds during the dying process because there are
plenty of other reasons and benefits to supplement with creatine while you're
still alive. And that's why I want to take a second to say thank you to the
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Oh, oh
Oh, and they're eating a whole block. I'm like, yeah, you're gonna have kidney stones like here
You're gonna go into like kidney failure if you eat them like that
That like you're supposed to eat like two for a serving and they're just like munching on them like they're gushers
Yeah, happens after we die. Okay, so let's say someone has been declared dead the hardest stop
The person is no longer breathing and there's no brain activity
What happens to the body in the hours immediately following death? Well first up is something called. Yeah, should I hop back on creatine, bro?
Now I really want to get into lifting more bro
of, um, Algor Mortis, which is just a fancy Latin term for the
you're not right. You're not right now. I've been on creatine
in two years. Cooling of the body. Your body normally maintains
the temperature of around. Well, my grandma was dying in her
home. I went over to her and sat beside her often went into
shock because she was breathing so irregularly sometimes once a
minute. That's what I'm saying. I can't understand how
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energy, but it's also like, literally, like your organs are
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98.6 degrees Fahrenheit or 37 degrees Celsius
due to ongoing metabolic processes.
But once these processes stop,
Your body begins to equilibrate with the ambient temperature around it.
Early on, the body is estimated to cool at roughly 1 to 1.5 degrees Fahrenheit per hour.
Though this rate is not constant, it can vary widely based on factors like the person's
body composition, what they're wearing, air movement, and the surrounding environmental
temperature.
This is actually one of the methods forensic scientists use to help estimate time of
death.
But it's considered an approximate tool rather than a precise measurement because
of all of these variables.
And next is liver mortis, also called levidity.
Remember, your heart is no longer pumping blood through your vessels.
So gravity takes over and blood begins to pool in the lowest parts of the body.
If someone dies lying on their back, you'll see a purple to reddish discoloration on the
back of the body, the buttocks, and the backs of the legs where the blood is starting
to settle.
This process typically begins within about 20 minutes to a few hours after death
and gradually becomes fixed over time.
See bro, this is like more and more why I'm like,
yo, why do they gotta drain my ass
by just throwing me in the woods?
Throw me in the woods.
Like my Korean philosophy professor said,
let him eat me.
Often by about eight to 12 hours,
feed the fucking, feed the animals or the wilderness
depending on conditions.
Fixed means that if you press on the skin,
the discoloration won't blanch
and it will no longer shift to a new location
if the body is repositioned.
Oh, so there's no like if you go like this
It wouldn't like refill it'll just stay the same. Yeah, you're poking a dead body
This phenomenon is also used in forensic investigations
what's uncanny if you've never been to a like a wake or an open casket funeral is
Every person you've ever touched is
Warm even if they're cold. It's like oh, it's cuz my hands are cold
Like if you touch like somebody's forearm, you're like, oh, they're warm.
When you touch a dead body, it's room temp.
And it's like, it feels not like a mannequin, but it feels off, like really off.
And obviously you would think that, but you don't recognize it until you're actually like,
oh, and you touch the hand of a dead person.
It's like, yeah, they feel really dead, even if they make them look alive.
Because if a body shows levidity in areas that don't match how the body was found,
it suggests that the body was moved after death. Then we have probably the most
well-known postmortem change, rigor mortis, the stiffening of the body. This
happens because of what's going on at the cellular level inside the muscles.
Remember how the cells lose their ability to produce ATP after death?
Well, ATP is actually required for muscle relaxation, not just for
contraction. When a muscle contracts, little protein filaments called
acting and myosin bind together. Wait, so when you die you could tighten up like that?
Like just naturally? Unbind them and relax the muscle? You need ATP. But after death,
there's no ATP being produced. So initially for the first few hours, I'm not trying to,
I'm not making this whole conversation. But isn't that why some people tried to say that
the, when Charlie Kirk got assassinated, he was just dead immediately and not like,
when they were saying like oh we might be able to save him because he immediately went into like this
fixated state hours after death. Muscles are actually relaxed because there's still some residual ATP
present. That was a reflex. This phase is actually called primary flacidity but as that ATP gets
rid of one of this takes hours then what the hell happened with him? He used up the actin and
myosin filaments become watched together and the muscles become rigid. Hands folders due to brain
damage oh yeah because people in x games do that right like when you see a guy go
for a skate trick and he like falls on his head it's showing severe brain damage
because they'll go like their arms will go like straight up we're not straight up
like in rather rigor mortis typically begins in the smaller muscles of the
face. Maximum rigidity at about 12 to 24 hours after death, depending on conditions.
Then interestingly, rigor mortis reverses. After roughly 24 to 48 hours, ongoing autolisys
and bacterial decomposition causes muscle proteins, including actin and myosin, to break down,
which causes the protein bonds to dissolve
and the muscles begin to relax.
This phase is referred to as secondary acidity.
And there are obviously,
I don't want to say I don't give a fuck about any of this,
but I don't care about any of this shit
outside of what I'm consciously gonna say.
Okay, when I'm dead, my body will turn purple
and I'm gonna shit myself.
Awesome, I'm dead.
Why do I need to know that, right?
Like, I'm gonna put, okay, I'm dead,
I poop my pants and fucking piss myself
and my blood starts fucking pooling at wherever gravity,
if I die standing up, it's gonna pull my feet
and I die laying down, it's gonna pull my fucking back.
Awesome, right?
I'm dead, I don't care.
I'm dead, I don't care because I don't exist, right?
So whatever happens if I fucking my meat sack
is up to the fishes.
they could fucking eat me for all I care.
Other changes.
Oh, how embarrassing.
I pooped myself.
I have bigger problems.
I'm dead.
I have bigger problems.
I'm dead now, right?
Actually, I have no problems anymore
because I can't have a problem.
It is happening as well.
The corneas of the eyes become cloudy
within a couple of hours after death
because this, yo, that's what dead fish look like.
Cells that normally pump fluid out of the corneum
stop functioning, leading to dehydration and swelling.
And if the eyes are open,
this clouding can happen even faster due to evaporation.
The skin also begins to take on a marbled appearance
known as marbling,
which occurs as red blood cells break down
and bacteria spread along the superficial blood vessels
during early decomposition,
creating a blanching, oh my God!
Purple-ish pattern beneath the skin.
And even the, how do they fix that?
For, if you're like a mortician,
Do they drain all that out?
Like how are they fixing your fucking, your skin?
You know, makeup?
Well, and they put you in clothes.
Normally, normally at a funeral,
you only really see the face and the hands.
Maybe the forearms, everything else is covered up
because they close the top part of it.
What, no, actually they do have that open
but you're wearing shoes and everything.
Oh, it may not be.
Dressing a dead body must be really weird.
Focus on the outside.
Decomposition is already beginning at the cellular level within minutes of death.
As cells undergo autolysis and start to break down from the inside.
The more dramatic visible signs of decomp...
So they'll see your penis.
Yes, they'll see your penis.
Unless you get cremated.
Actually, even then, they're probably stripping you naked before they put you in the cremation.
So yes.
Bro said bet position. However, like you're excited. I don't want that. Why do you care?
Why do you care? You know what I mean? Like, oh my God, they're gonna see your dick when
you're dead. Bro, you're they're gonna see your dick when you're dead. Okay, awesome.
Right? Who cares? Take longer to develop. But also there's the specter because it's
Small.
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.
Yo, ideally you're going to be like 85, yo.
At that point, yeah, at that point,
they're not really caring, right?
You're not even caring at that point.
It lives inside you, especially in your gut,
like in the intestines.
And this bacteria will start to break down tissues
and produce gases as a byproduct.
This process, known as pugification,
sets the stage for bloating and other visible changes
that typically develop over the next one to several days.
Again, depending on environmental factors.
They won't know I'm a grower.
Ha ha ha ha ha.
You leave a note, you're like, yeah, please don't judge.
But now let's shift gears and talk about something
that's absolutely fascinating.
And frankly, still pretty mysterious
from a scientific standpoint.
near death experiences or NDE's near death experiences near death experiences.
We had a watch in when I was a senior in college.
Actually I was a junior.
I took senior Sam my junior year was really weird cause they only offered it
every two years and I had to take a junior year because then if I did it,
I would have had to be a fifth year.
Anyways, see junior year, I'm taking senior Sam.
We had to watch this, uh, documentary one class about NDE's NDE's and
And then also we watched a documentary about people side note. I'll get back to the end ease
We watched a documentary about people that were
able to recall a previous life that they had had this was really on on
Not unrefutable unexplainable from me
And I don't want to say it made me kind of lean towards like some level of spiritualism
But it was weird where there were instances you could look them up
We're like a five-year-old would be like I my name was blank and blank and I died in a plane crash in
You know Vietnam or Japan and
He would recall like very specific things that would be on
You know feedable to him and they would fact check this shit and it would show up
And as they age they would forget it and they wouldn't even be able to recall it themselves
Like they interviewed this one like 15 year old kid
And they're like do you remember any of this and he was like no
But when he was like five years old he used to like avidly talk about like this past life
He had lived part of me is like, ah, it's fake, but I don't really know about that
NDE's are weird because like near-death experiences
People try to use as a means to prove their religion. The problem is
NDE's have proved every religion and every single thing, right?
NDE's have proved Christianity Islam atheism Buddhism Hinduism everything because NDE's are near death experiences
You're not dead, right? So it's not you can't use an NDE as proof for anything
Christianity's true though. I'm not saying Christianity is not true. I'm not saying any religion is not true
I'm saying NDE's aren't usable for any belief set atheism or not, right?
Like I'm not gonna use an NDE to be like well some guys said he saw nothing
because a near-death experience, you're not actually dead,
your heart just stopped, and your brain is like tripping out.
Are often life-changing, profound psychological events
that occur when someone is close to death
or in situations where death seems imminent.
These can occur during cardiac arrest,
severe trauma, under anesthesia,
or even in situations where someone thinks
they're about to die,
but are not actually in any physical danger.
And here's the thing that makes NDEs so interesting.
While they are not identical, many near-death experiences
share many recurring themes across different cultures,
ages, and backgrounds.
People from completely different parts of the world,
different religions, and different time periods
often describe experiences with overlapping features.
And even though the exact details can vary,
it's this pattern of shared themes
that has researchers so intrigued.
Research by Dr. Bruce Grayson and others
has identified several core features
of near-death experiences.
Not everyone experiences all of these features,
but one of the most frequently reported features
is an out-of-body experience.
People describe a sensation of separating
from their physical body
and viewing it from an outside perspective,
often from above.
Some people report perceptions
that later appear to match specific events
that occurred during their resuscitation.
Am I insane?
I feel like there was an experiment they tried to do
where they held like a, oh my God,
maybe this is literally just like fiction.
I feel like there was an experiment where somebody with an NDE,
like every time there was like somebody that was dying,
they would have like a number or something
that was like pointed towards the ceiling
that they couldn't see,
but they would ask you if you knew the number.
Yeah, they would put like a post-it note above you
in some way.
NDE, experiment, experiment above you.
above you
I don't even know what I would look up to find this this is like the way that I'm describing this is fucking
There's like a note on a table. I don't know. It was the Milgram experiment. Let me look that up
It's not the Milgram experiment the Milgram experiment was the OB not obesity
Obeying experiment.
Patient. And as you can imagine, the timing and mechanisms behind what's causing these perceptions remains an area of active scientific debate.
Dr. Sam Perine's Aware Study found that about 40% of cardiac arrest...
I'm on five grams of mushrooms right now. You look like an apple. What type of apple?
Okay, tell me I'm a honeycresp.
I'll put them on a granny smith.
Or like a Macintosh, that would be the worst.
Survivors who were successfully resuscitated reported some form of recalled experience during
their cardiac arrest.
40% of cardiac arrest survivors were successfully resuscitated reported.
Some of them were recalled experiencing their own cardiac arrest.
Yeah, because they're still somewhat conscious, although many of these experiences were fragmented
or nonspecific, and only a small number involved
in structured awareness.
It's also important to note that clinically dead
in this context, refers to the absence
of a detectable pulse, not necessarily confirmed absence
of all brain activity.
Around 30% of people who have NDE's also report
moving through some kind of tunnel or dark space.
This is often described as moving toward a light,
sometimes rapid.
And guess what that light is
when you're squeezing out of the hole when you're born.
That's proof of reincarnation there, brother.
What's the light?
You're in a fucking womb.
Your consciousness is being inserted into another person.
I'm not saying I believe in reincarnation,
but that does make sense.
The sensation of flying.
The light is often described as brilliant, warm, loving,
and unlike any earthly light.
And many people describe it, OK, maybe it's not.
It's having maybe it's not the hospital lights.
Presence or personality.
Plus, in positive NDEs, about 80% of people
report an overwhelming sense of peace, contentment,
and unconditional love, with many saying
they didn't want to return to their physical body.
But there are a small percentage of NDEs
that can be distressing instead of positive.
But many people also report encountering other beings,
often deceased loved ones, and the identities
of these beings frequently aligns
with a person's cultural and religious background.
Some people experience a rapid replay
of significant life events, often from multiple perspectives, and some describe reaching a
boundary that they understand they cannot cross if they want to return back to life.
So what is actually happening during these experiences?
Well, as we've learned today, we know the brain doesn't instantly shut down.
We know brain activity can briefly persist, and in rare cases, show transient surges
after cardiac arrest, though this activity typically declines rapidly.
We know certain neurochemicals are released, and much of this could possibly explain what
is happening during near-death experiences.
But we don't know how to fully explain detailed, coherent experiences or precisely when they
occur, especially during periods when brain activity is expected to be severely impaired.
We don't know how some people report perceptions that later appear accurate during periods
of presumed unconsciousness, particularly given the limitations of EEG and other
monitoring methods.
Oh, but you just can't take any of that shit for fucking facts is the problem like I want to be like
Oh, wow the overwhelming sense of love and they're being a better thing after I'd be like oh, that's sick, but it's like
They're not dead and we don't know why these because anybody that and nobody's actually died and come back
Like you could say you've been like oh declare dead, but that's because your heart stopped you could say like
Oh, I died I died and came back experiences show recurring themes across many cultures and time periods
So yes, physiologically, we do know quite a bit about what happens as a person dies.
The heart stops, consciousness fades within seconds, brain cells begin dying within minutes,
and the body- Jesus did, chat.
You know, I'm saying like you're on the hospital bed and you're declared brain dead and then
come back.
I'm not talking about the crucifixion of Jesus.
I'm saying the experience of somebody, you know what I mean.
undergoes predictable changes over the following hours. But what happens to
consciousness, to that sense of view, remains a very interesting question. And
whether near-death experiences represent consciousness beyond the brain in this
life, or whether they reflect the brain's final neurological activity,
these experiences continue to challenge what we think we know about what
happens after we die. And maybe that's okay. Maybe some questions are meant
to keep us wondering. Or at least keep us wondering and tell that moment when each of us finds
out for ourselves.
Yep, that's true. Unless you get hit by a car. Or get shot or something like that. There's
a few things where it's like, you know, that's not a guarantee. But that was a good video.
Got a little boring in the middle when he was talking about the blood pooling
I was like, I'm not really tapped into that.
But yeah, Chad, I got to call it out there.
Me seeks thank you for the five K-Bities.
High on life update, it's kind of big.
I know you're playing it tomorrow.
Uh, what do you mean high on life has an update?
It's kind of big.
What update?
Van, thank you for the three.
How many tattoos do you have?
I don't know.
What are you day if you feel comfortable talking about them?
I have to leave.
I have a meeting, Chad.
You can ask me about them tomorrow.
I'll thank you for the five.
You got me through the work, brother.
Thank you.
I'm glad to be able to help.
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