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Everybody bloody good
How's everybody doing on this fantastic fucking,
oh, I was gonna say Friday, it's Saturday.
How's everybody doing on this fantastic fucking Saturday?
Everybody chat, we are live early today
because we are going to be grinding high on life too.
We started it, when did we start it?
What day did we start on live too, Tuesday?
I think we started it on Tuesday.
We got like five hours into the game.
If you don't, if you weren't here for it, don't worry.
Because the game is, you know, I'll explain it.
Number one, I'll explain it in every level is like different.
So there's like a different task.
It's really supposed to be like an episodic series thing
almost where it's like every bounty you have to hunt
is basically a different story.
So we're going to be grinding it today,
maybe beating it today, unlikely that we do.
But if we get close, we'll grind it out today for sure.
Tomorrow, I'm going to be live at like 132 doing REACTS.
Monday, we're doing the SMP, a bit of a vibe,
talk with ADAPT, maybe some games with ADAPT as well.
Tuesday, I'm not live.
Wednesday, we have a charity stream
for American Art Association.
It's going to be a charity challenge.
We'll be, you know, Rippin' Peak RV there yet
and Leafle Company, me, Sneeg, Sue, not Susie.
Killdozer and Chris.
And you guys, your donations will be able to affect
the game that we play.
It'll make it harder for us to beat, blah, blah, blah.
I'll do my own base donation as I always do in general,
but it'll be fun for like the donations
to basically give you a currency
that you're able to spend to affect the game live.
So it'll be cool.
Thursday I'm not live.
Friday we're either finishing High on Life too,
depending on whether or not we beat it today.
Or if we do beat it today,
we're gonna start Resident Evil Requiem on Friday.
Saturday next week is going to be Reacts Random Games.
Next Sunday Reacts.
And then that Monday, March 2nd,
we're either gonna start Resident Evil Requiem
or continue it.
So we'll see.
Ah, hold up.
Come on, earlier.
Sorry, I'm trying to schedule some shit with Archi.
Anyways.
Cui, or Cui, thank you for the fucking 20 gifted subs.
If you're gonna stop, thank you for the 20 giftids, bro.
Appreciate the fucking subs, my God.
Also, are there mods in chat, mod check?
Mods type of chat if you're here.
Vip, thank you for the three happy Saturdays yesterday.
How many tattoos do you have?
One, two, three, four, if you count the ones on my leg.
But they're, it's one tattoo, or it's two tattoos,
but it's one saying.
So one, two, three, four, five, six.
What are they?
Question mark gravity falls question mark
Really got it. I got the gravity falls spot because I love gravity falls
I didn't get the question mark because of gravity falls
I got the question mark just because it's like, you know, what makes humans, you know an advanced species being able to
Question things lost for knowledge, you know, that's what makes the world go fucking round
Distance the Sun was from the earth when I was born
dead grandpa my dead grandfather used to tell me this we're just passing by it's a man in a suit
fading into his existence as he walks I have memento mori on my nip slip my nipple so hard
memento mori on my rib cage and then on my legs I have me off the south on which means know
yourself. Truly for the sub clever thing of the three. Are you going to react to your NFL video with
Lashawn? No. What topics are interesting? I should talk with a girl that I like. Whatever you and her
have common interest in. Team Indian, think of the three. How the flu all week? I'm sorry to hear
that. Durham, think of the five. Give this dog man for the sub. N and T, T-B-I, think of the
sub. Big, think of the three. Omni and half of the sub. T-D-E-S, stress. It's must-ash less
for the sub. QA, think of the 20. Give this again. I don't think I'm saying your name right though.
Last thing of the sub time thinking of the three
You help me through dark times. Maybe realize I needed help
Well, I'm glad that you're getting the help that you need man. It's great that you're starting therapy
It's Jordan Corey thinking of the sub
TB for the sub Durham thinking for the five gift it's Revac thinking of the sub
Christopher thinking for the five gift is it's Julie CPT
NMA and flaming for the sub Easter thinking of the three
Rick to do a song about album drops of 27th don't need to react to it. I'd love to get your opinion
I'm not gonna watch it right now, but I can grab some dropping the album. That's awesome
Well, it's dropping in a month. So congrats on that be in thinking of the subsoge and Ben thinking of the sub. All right chat
Yeah, throw it in sub only chat's terrible. Oh my god
Hold up
Literally just people spamming and then it's just would you rather have unlimited bacon, but no games or unlimited games
But no games brother. I've been asked that question a million fucking times
Useless ask question. You're not Jay Schlatt
Also, it's your only chats ever the only I'm banning you
Your only chats in my stream are would I rather have unlimited bacon, but no games or games unlimited games, but no games
And then here's where the fun here's where the funny guy in the class goes oh, so like the Xbox game pass
So like the Xbox Game Pass. No. Unlimited bacon. I've already explained it. I'd start
a monopoly. I would cut the price of bacon to pennies on the pound, cut out my competitors,
and then raise the prices. And you could say that would be illegal and monopoly work by
the government, but then I would still always be able to have the most competitive pricing
just because of the sheer amount of bacon that I would have. So if you have unlimited,
and the limited supply of a product,
the demand immediately goes down.
So, you know, that would be its own thing
within the government if I was actually gifted
on unlimited supply of bacon.
What workout routine do you do?
Back five steps to abs day one,
chest triceps shoulders day two,
legs abs day three, day four rest, day five repeat.
Yo, I didn't work out yesterday
when I was supposed to do back five steps abs.
Then I ended up finishing my meeting last night
And I finally just got a random urge to work out at 11.
So I did a lift.
I did a home workout for an hour and a half at midnight.
And then I didn't go to the gym today, so that's awesome.
Are you going to go for the 320 bench?
No, because I'm a lazy chud.
No, because I'm a stupid chungus.
That's why.
I don't know if they give you the three.
Would you rather only have sour cream
for whipped cream. Neither. I would be perfectly fine without either of them.
Mass and Sludge for the sub, Scatty for the 3. When he asked for my TikTok, I didn't mean
for it to come off that way. No, it didn't seem like self promo, man.
Luzer, thank you for the 3. It's almost like he's here, RIP along, he's near the hills.
Axe, thank you for the 3. Wow, chat's really cringe today.
Yep, we'll thank you for the sub. I may have made a song remix Dave Blunt's The Cup.
You want to listen? No, I think I'm okay.
Also, don't let me catch you sacking anymore. I'll send him to get you to 225.
Sludge for the sub, probably, but the sub, Aaron, thank you for the 5.
Passed a die attack kind of looks like paid for it, but you are here to me aquatic
Thank you for the seven gifts. It's never seen that before Christopher and Raptor and thank you for the sub
Bianca think of the sub dirt think of the thousand other buddies Crusher and aquatic think of the sex gift
It's Apple John on near for the sub clover think of the three big thing for the four sub daddy
Starting my first cycle of tasks, which we locked don't do that
Ben and so think of the sub Bianca for the study so thank you for the three miles for the sub
Yeah, but what's up? Yo, can we also take a moment to realize that this chatter in the big 26 also made a Hills joke?
Can we, sorry, I feel like I glazed past that.
Can we, can we make, can we like actually just like reference that, that chatter in the big 26 made a Hills reference.
And Rip, it's almost like he's still here Rip, Joe belonging to the Hills.
That's just like a fever dream, bro.
That era that is so old that's from like 2022 maybe 2021 honestly, that was years ago
like
Years ago
So I go think of it's up half a decade brother
Norden Wildt thinking of the sub camp of the sub mass thinking of it in three QE thinking for the 10 gift kids
Thank you for thinking for the 10 gift. It's great. It's an absolute sub. Please don't send bets right now
You're just genuinely infuriating. I know and see you up in the sub out think of the five gift
Don't send vets right now. It's starting to stream.
I don't think it's a sub.
It's not that I don't like vets.
People always ask me, why do you say don't send vets?
It's at the start of streaming a million people send vets.
And I want to get into the game.
And then I just end up like just doing like a 45 minute
pre-streaming app.
And I want to start the game because there's a chance
that we could finish it today.
Why are people hating on chat?
People talk about how the Joe Bart Chat stops all the time.
I think it's a bit of an exaggeration.
I don't think the Joe Bart Chat's terrible.
But I do keep it in sub only mode probably a good 40 to 40 to 60 percent of streams now.
Just because it does get to a point of being pretty ass in sub only, it's perfectly fine.
Chat's never bad in sub only, not never, but 95 percent of the time they're good.
But when it's just followers, it's like you just get shit like this.
It's just spam. It's just fucking spam.
And potatoes man, please stop spamming a paragraph on pin this for Joe. Like I don't need quick tips
for uh
For high on life. I I have had no trouble beating a boss
Uh, the only time I died during a boss was when I glitched out. I think I'll be fine
I appreciate the the attempt at the tips there, but just don't like in in general don't send paragraph
Level chats like I feel bad when I see a chatter types like a meaningful paragraph
And I I I see it on like the the the peripherals of my vision and it's like hey Joe
Just wanted to let you know and then it's immediately gone
Right and then I'm like oh that was sad and then I see them span it 15 times and then I ban them
Because it's like brother you can't be typed in the essays and chat most of the time
It's got to be like two sentences maybe a run on
No, you can type long messages, but it's like I'm just letting you know if you're gonna take the time to type out a full paragraph
There's like a 1% not even a point 1% chance. I see it
Like like actually like most chats just get immediately glazed by or zoomed by
Get high not right now
Durham thank you for the thousand vitties
Mo thinking for the sub patient thinking of the sub Lexine Ali for the sub awesome Marvin for the sub Owen and NCM
Thank you for this up. All right. Are we ready to hop it already said the schedule. That's what's upcoming
We got resident evil requiem. We're gonna try and beat this today. We have a bunch of other games dropping
We have a charity stream on Wednesday after that
We have F cancer in March, and then we have another stream. I'm probably not supposed to say this
But I don't give a fuck with
We're doing like a charity combo stream. It'll be fun. That'll be in like a month, though. That's why I'm not going to be shaving, but it'll be a big charity stream event slash thing awareness.
But yeah, so I don't know when that'll be probably gonna do F cancer like
like if I guess like
March like 13th or 20th like a Friday and
Then I don't really know when we're gonna do that. Yes. I don't know the date on it. But yeah
You won't read this because chat goes by too quick when I watch all your videos my girl and we love you your old big old dome
Thank you
Thank you
Mr.. Big ol down
Growing the beard. Yeah, we're gonna try
All right chat. Let's lock it in here. I
Like thank you for the three you grow your beard out. That's what I'm gonna do
Do you listen to EDM music? Yeah, she's six for the sub scamp for the sub Elex and why thank you for the sub
It's getting to the three got some of the DM saying I was self-provoking. I don't think you were a mode thinking of the sub
All right, yeah lock in
Mots feel off free to toss that bitch in sub only at any minute of the stream
If you ever feel overwhelmed if chat's ever annoying you
Tossed in sub only no problem. I don't care if it sits in sub only the whole string
Let's go. I
Don't think it needs to right now, but let's lock it in chat. Hi don't like to
I'm excited
Ninja puts up mass. Thank you for three. I put the first stream on Tuesday was fun as fuck
Should we do a little a recap of like what's happening?
It's a very weird story it's made by the creators of Rick and Morty squash games are the dads Rick and Morty
Solar opposites as well. There's a bunch of famous voice actors in it him from smiling friends Jesse from solar opposites
Some of the people from Fantastic Four
There's a lot of famous people that voice characters,
so you might recognize some of the voices in the game.
Run down or recap?
Well, let me mute this one back.
I love the music they have,
but I want to be able to talk.
Recap.
High on life one isn't really related,
well, they're related, it's continuation,
but you don't really need to know
high on life one and know high on life two.
But high on life one, you're basically a human
that gets teleported to an alien universe
where they eat people to get high.
And you're supposed to stop a drug cartel
from trafficking humans for getting high,
not for like sex purposes, but like they would eat you
and then it would be like being on like Xanax.
High on life two, you defeat,
in high on life one, you defeat the gang.
High on life two, I'm still the same guy,
but now there's a company called Humana Corp
that is trying to package humans into pills and sell them so people get high in a legal way,
but it's still fucked up. And so I, alongside my trusty Gatlians, which are basically conscious guns,
are traversing the universe and killing people to stop this. Reha Pharmaceuticals, that's what
That's what it is.
Reha Pharmaceuticals, not Humanic Orb.
Reha Pharmaceuticals is trying to package people into pills so people get high.
I killed a politician that was a part of it.
I killed an investor.
And now I don't really, now I think we have to go have a dinner with my mom who is now
fucking one of the guns.
So that's going to be awkward and I think they're having a kid.
So that'll be interesting, but that's where we're starting off now.
I don't really know where it's gonna go from there.
That's basically what we've gotten up to thus far.
I have a few cool weapons.
I have like four guns.
I don't really remember their names,
but yeah, let's lock in.
Krusty, thank you for the five subs.
Massive of the seven weeks.
Dub and JP, thank you for the sub.
Krusty, wall down for the sub.
Continue.
Uh, excuse me?
You should play the schedule one update. I think I'd rather not. I think I'd rather not. Thank you for asking, though.
I don't think I'm gonna play the schedule one update.
oh my god we also did call 1 800 gunk um and it tried to sell me okay also this is
fuck what is his name you really didn't know you had a half brother he's kind of fucked up kid
you should know that sort of yeah i gotta go meet my half brother that that was amazing
Let's do it. Hold up. I'm gonna change the channel. I mean we'll watch some
All right, so basically that that's giving you like that's just giving you I guess an understanding of what this game's like, okay?
So, that's basically the vibe.
That's TOS, no.
He was playing, what do you need?
He was playing off, like, what does that call it?
Not foosball, pinball, it's just pinball machine.
I think it was jam, so he was just trying to unjam it.
He was like pumping it a little bit.
Anyways, let's go meet our half brother.
Where do I have to go?
I think the city is lava.
You're actually trashed at this game.
I have not died once to a boss.
I've fallen off the map a few times during parkour.
But...
I gotta switch to my favorite character.
Okay
Shut up Lizzy
How do I change my gun there's like a tab button
I change my gun X
Yeah, yeah, that's why I select I'd like she oh we did also unlock
Back in action. Hey, I'll try my best. I promise yeah Travis is going through divorce right now
So be you know be a little more lenient on him. She's just my favorite guy. Oh god, this he's got a very sexy voice
Very sexy boy sheet
I'm also a skateboarder
I have some pretty cool rocks, that's what I can land.
She's got a stove, oh I know.
She's the best gun I know.
At least right now, we're probably going to unlock better ships, look at that.
Oh, I have to go in here.
Well, I say half brother
You'll see
He's gonna be ugly
Jeffy
That's not Jeffy
Where's Jeffy I do you think he's gonna be a Gatlin or a human or is he gonna be some sort of beast?
Hey guys, it's me, Creature, from the first game, remember me?
Greetings, Mr. Creature.
Got your little half-brother, Jeppy, here. Good kid!
Your brother appears to be half-gone.
Seems obvious in Max's mind.
Jeppy! Jeppy!
I think he only says his own name.
I'm not sure if that's a brain problem or not.
He's like a Pokemon.
I think you might have a hernia there, buddy.
Got a bit of an outie going on.
I also see you have a thumb on your toe.
That's nice. Okay.
And we're scratching whatever nub that is.
That's cool.
All right, so a preacher banged my mom and then made this.
Oh my god, he just pulled it.
Oh, you don't need to talk to me or anything.
I'm just here to drop off Jeppy.
Such a sweet kid.
No, no, no, not so fast.
You seem to have a history of my cold outs.
You don't need to push yourself so quickly.
OK, OK.
But you should say hi to Jeppy first, seriously.
Such a sweet kid.
Oh, Jephy, Jephy!
Oh, uh, sure, buddy. Whatever you want.
Hey there, Sudo here. Sorry to interrupt, but I'm picking up a really weird reading on our radar.
Oh my god, he's protecting me!
Jephy, you gotta let go!
I've been waiting a long time!
Jephy, let go of me!
This isn't about your bounty. It's personal.
You ruined my life!
You took everything from me!
Okay, seriously, are we supposed to know who you are?
Yeah, of course you don't remember me. That's the whole fucking problem.
You don't even seem to realize I've been gone.
Do you have any idea how much that hurts?
I gave up everything for you, everything!
I can't go back to the way things were.
Who the fuck is that?
You're acting like nothing even happens.
Living it up like usual, blasting away bad guys, laughing away with that god damn it,
poster.
I've dragged this out long enough, it's time for my remains.
Jebby can shoot out of the back of his head?
I should've known.
Jebby, that's awesome.
You always have strong allies.
Aw.
God damn it.
I won't falter.
Who's Kenny?
I don't remember Kenny from the first game.
Kenny, high on life.
Wow!
I really did forget about Kenny.
was like the main character. Oh my god. Wait, that's Kenny. Did Kenny become a human? That
can't be Kenny Chad. I think they just got rid of him because it used to be Justin Royland.
That was pretty weird, huh? Hey, is everyone okay? I lost signal there for a minute. Yeah,
No way, Jeppy.
What? Are you stupid?
They're too busy with their own adventure now.
They don't need a fucking dumbass like me.
We'd love to have you. Sorry we're full.
You seem like you'd be of use to us.
My job now.
Enough, yellow man. Just come with us.
You seem like you've been of use to us,
and we ain't got nothing else we can get.
Oh, my God. Dude, I have five guns now.
Creature!
Oh, thank God! I missed you guys so much!
Things got dark for me. My kids grew up way back!
I gotta turn down the fucking music in the back.
Faster than you think! Then they all left me!
Now I literally don't do anything!
But it's okay, I can still make new ones.
Look! So being on the team makes me want to criminal now, right?
Come on, Jeffy, let's go! Into your portal ball!
Oh, Jeffy! Jeffy!
He likes going inside his little portal ball.
It shrinks him down. He's got a lot of room in there.
It's nice, like a pokeball.
Jeffy's a poke, come on.
But Jeffy in his portal ball.
He's gonna fit in that?
Oh my God.
How do I use how do I use Jeffie I think you attracted some attention wait how do I use
Yeah, I did creatures spawns like these little like little things that run around and just attack whatever
I'm uh, fighting against.
Are these the Meseeks from Rick and Morty?
Oh, they run towards the laser point.
Wait, that's fucking awesome!
I don't remember doing that in the first one.
Oh, if I get him real excited, he'll come out and help me.
Extra fast! It'll hit the bad guys hard as hell! Try it!
Oh, like there's like one guy left. There we go! There we go. See how fast that
watched him out of there? He was flying!
Extra fast!
Shepi's ready if you want to use him.
There's nothing to fight. Never mind. Shepi! I choose you!
We got actually is pretty fucking good.
This is good for my kids, they need to stop.
I just defeat the good guys. I thought I was the good guy.
You're an outlaw yet, they're also downy hunters. They're not good
Oh my god, I have one health!
Amazing!
I almost just fucking died.
Are you guys doing predictions on my cast? I don't know. Probably doing boss life.
Oh, I forgot. I forgot my alt's that big pink one.
This guy's really strong.
Oh
There's a way out
No way through huh? Oh, I can help with this
Okay, that's what that was for we saw that last
Just shoot one of my little things that he did and I'm so proud it was $6. It's very stimulating for them
My kids are about as smart as the average house cat. Isn't that cool?
Remember how we can mind control people when you shoot my special kids at them?
We should do that. That's fun.
Wait, how do I do that?
Ha ha ha ha ha. They're mind control now.
Bet they hate that. I'll make them run around and beat up their friends.
Oh my god, they're actually just running away and killing their friends.
Can I switch to Sheep and a holy fuck?
It's so much- he's good if I'm like fighting a bunch of hats.
Sheep is just no P as fuck.
Oh
Awesome now we have Jeffy
Thank you, I missed everyone a lot so I'm fine being a wanted criminal just to be part of the crew again
Okay, see you soon!
How the fuck do I get back to headquarters?
Oh, I gotta jump the gap.
Travis is the best gun in the game, make sure to use the dinner side- do the dinner side quest though.
You have a where's the dinner side quest.
So you're having a-
Revention!
Travis is the best gun in the game, really.
You're enjoying this one? This is- this is a-
Why? Cause I can train your-
Good guys, the first time I guess vigilante, uh, sugo-hopped, the first time you've ever
been on a trip, that's when you switch up the format.
I like it, I think it's fresh and it gets topical, you know, everyone's wondering, what
can they do against the system that seems unbreakable and corrupt and rigged against
them, and I guess what you're telling me the answer is go be a terrorist, go blow
shit up, that's the message of this game, that's the message of this adventure
we're on.
make sure you internalize that and when you're done playing high on life too you go you go
you go google on the dark web how to make a bomb and then you go to your local bank and you blow
it up and we're we're giving you we're gonna make me cut this line they're gonna make me cut this
line for sure but if it's in hey nice to get to talk to you nice just nice to say this to you
otherwise you're never hearing this
Oh my god.
Fourth wall break.
That character is like the guy, like the computer that runs my robot, like, you know, outfit
slash armor.
He breaks the fourth wall like every other time he skis.
He just talks to you.
Yo, what up, Gene?
You gonna fix that eyeball ever?
All right, I guess not.
It says it wants me to play like a lot of stuff.
How about that?
Where does it want me to go?
I'll have that backwards, okay.
What am I gonna have dinner?
With Jephy and Creature and my mom?
You know, I gotta see how the family dynamic works.
I'm kind of wondering how they've got Jeppe's bulbous head out or not even bulbous. Oh my god
I'm not going to George right now, bro. I have no money
Jeppe got crazy gyno
Yeah, we don't even know who we're hunting next.
tell on a promising new target take a look at the bounty 95 in the RV when you're ready I've got
something for you too I put it in the bounty 95 but it's not really a mission so to speak but it's
still important it's gotta be James Stephenson because we killed Larry Pinkstock and Senator
muppy do. Then we kill James and it looks like why is there question marks here?
They're gonna be two more other people and then we kill the Raya CEO. I feel like
the Raya CEO is gonna be somebody that we've already been introduced to. Like
there's no way that's gonna be like a shocking a shocking development. Who would
What does that hold to, preacher? I'm just genuinely curious, man.
James Stevenson. But we don't even know what he looks like. She said,
Do we do dinner with mom or James first? I kinda wanna do dinner with mom.
We haven't had dinner with mom yet
So it's not just Jeppy mom's in town, too. I know I know I tried to oh my god
Mom she wants us all to get dinner together as a family
So I I made plans for us to eat at Space Forest Cafe
They've the they've the twisty straws there for terrorism
Might be nice to just get together as a family like normal for once
I'll tell mom to meet us at the Space Force Cafe whenever you're ready.
Bro, that's awesome.
All right, let's go.
Head out as soon as you can.
Yes!
We need to quick stop at Spencer's.
We've even been to Spencer's in a while.
They have that in this game.
Actual Spencer's like the dildo store.
Everything's blurred though.
You can't really see anything in this store.
Oh, they also have a one day chat.
We're done this game. I would return to it
They have I don't know if we could because of copyright reasons because I have streamer mode on but even if we turn it off
I could watch it, but I don't know the legality on that
They have a movie theater in this game, and you could watch like very low quality films like full-length movies
Yeah
call from your mommy I'm gonna go and catch that room for you
no no no
I mean, you just got here, where are you?
do you need any help finding the place?
no, I'm on my way
very exciting
yes, sorry, there's some
if my kids get upset off this force field
if there wasn't a bunch of shit blocking the controls
oh god, it's a puzzle
All right, so that little fucker's in there.
We need him to go over there.
They're gonna get it.
I promise.
Wait, I gotta...
You can't just let my shot charge up and shoot whatever the hell you're trying to
hit on the other side of that glass.
And then use my laser pointer to move my kid.
Okay.
Let's get now.
And then use my laser pointer to move my kid, okay?
And then we got a and then we got a switch back to creature
Shit, how do I wait how do I get them through there? I could shoot I gotta shoot both of these
Secret ass stream no notification. Was there no no to each other?
Should have it why did that one move the one okay, whatever. I'm not gonna question that I thought there was gonna be another one there
I'm going
Which is weird sometimes they don't send out yet. Well, why is it closed again?
It's like a timer you little fucker go open the door
Good job, good job, buddy.
Fantastic work, pal, wait.
I'm seeing money around here somewhere.
Is it below me?
Do you think I'll fall to my death if I went down there?
Yeah, probably. Never mind.
Not gonna go down there.
Just lock this area for fast truck.
We can drop you back on whenever you want.
You barely even got to talk.
Hey, I tried my luck at that speed dating place, but nobody wanted me.
Well, why are you wearing like a metal flat brim hat?
You've been to that speed dating place? I was told not to come back, because I was taking everybody sad and disgusted.
Sad and disgusted? What did you possibly do at the speed dating place that was ruining the vibe that bad?
I don't know if I can recommend that speed dating service. Maybe you'll have better luck
Let me know how it goes. Is there actually speed dating here? Hold up
Is that it is that an actual side quest I'm able to go on one night only I will fuck your wife
Wanted my son please kill him on site don't
what does that say hesitate one night only what a deal you're so cool I think
I might need to hit him up
you have to sue a coffee at a pension honey let's do it's trying to talk to
you I gotta go I trained my little kiddos to open up so wait wait wait wait
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
Let's do it.
Wait, les creature isn't, isn't Jeppe's father.
Let's do it is Jeppe's father.
And that makes so much more sense
because all les do it does is say let's do it.
And Jeppe only says Jeppe.
Then why did creature go with, that doesn't make sense.
They're great, they're so good at it.
Oh yeah my kids hate getting electrocuted to death.
Maybe I use some...
Sweezie's room!
Ready for good!
Money more than that came from!
A little electricity isn't going to stop us from getting into that sewer!
That worked though, right?
Oh, wow, he just had a brute force that shit.
You can't run from this, you know taking a whole cruise ship just to dodge these process servers seriously
I know you killed that billionaire you think I don't know these things
Don't think this we did a hey Jim. I'm gonna need a buddy in here
I know this is a problem with you and your husband. We technically didn't kill the billionaire
We were going to and then a bounty hunter stabbed him in the back and
Tried to kill us in return. It was like, you know, did we have the intention of killing him?
Yes, for sure. Obviously we were planning on doing it and we were obviously in the room waiting to do it, but
Well, we actually thought it was a clone of him first while the lions have come down from the roof
We were gonna kill him and then you know through the glass they shot him in the chest
Do I think it's hot that you're running around the galaxy with a bunch of cut-up roads?
Yes! Of course I do! I'm not fucking blind, Travis!
But it's not gonna work on me. This is happening, you put the...
It's working! Travis! Travis is working!
Do I V-O-R-C-E spell it out, fucker!
I'm coming for you! You can't hide! This marriage is done!
Wow
Dude they have a gorilla that roars every five minutes. It's crazy
I asked for I asked for a seat right next to the moaning alien. It's gonna be a fucking show dude
Now much longer.
These fuckers are so confused on what to do here.
I got the solution.
Wow!
Are you gonna play this all day?
Yeah, this is the only thing we're playing this stream.
We're gonna find it!
We're gonna try and beat it this stream.
I didn't see there was a chain there.
Easy.
Blast it.
Transfer off.
Back up.
Back up.
Back up.
There we go.
Seriously.
Why are we spending so much?
Oh.
Seriously, why are we spending so much time?
Oh, cut off knifey there, because we made it.
No way this is the entrance to the ra- er, not the rainforest cap- that's copyright.
Space forest cap, eh?
Whoa, did you see that?
Hey there, pseudo again?
I just picked up the signal of that mysterious bounty hunter.
I'm attacking you, you're picking up Jephy.
They're keeping their distance, but uh, you know, stay on guard.
They could attack at any moment.
Who do you think that?
Honey, they just seeded us. Where are you? Did you get lost in the sewers? Just tell me where you are.
I'm on my way. You know what I want. Just order mozzarella sticks and chicken tenders.
Shirley Temple, extra cherries, extra maraschino cherries if they have the seeds.
If they have the pits, don't ask for them. Get me a sprite instead.
Almost here. Right guys?
I'm almost there. It's kind of I don't know how you guys got there because for some reason I'm trekking through the fucking sewage
Also, who the hell was that bounty hunter from the first game now trying to kill me? I don't remember him
I remember we got with a space suit
That's about it. Oh, we're here
Is this the new way you rescue your sister?
Taking flights
Oh, we're here.
Please control now.
Chicken quesadillas, shrimp scampi flatbread, mozzarella flatbread with arugula, Korean fried
chicken lettuce wraps.
I'm getting that if I was here.
Korean fried chicken lettuce wraps.
What are you ordering, Chad?
Pork spare ribs I wouldn't get.
case of the is pretty good second choice I don't think I'm getting a shrimp
scampi flapper that kind of seems disgusting
it's making me hungry welcome to the Space Force Cafe oh are you with the family
carrying me of the talking guns your party is just ahead enjoy the Space Force
Cafe and be sure to book your next event here my next event they're
waiting for you in the other room good luck on your Space Force dining and
You guys need to get some more fish in this tank.
It's a pretty big tank, I'm only seeing like five fish.
Don't wanna see your family, huh?
Oh, I get it.
My family sucks too.
But you gotta do it.
Gotta suck it up.
That's what family is.
I'm going to see my family, don't worry.
Wow, this place is dead.
There is no one here.
They're right ahead.
Do you see my family anywhere, Chat?
She said right ahead.
Not a real alligator.
Where the fuck are I standing?
Let's do it sweetie, try to stay away
Uh, Miss...
Oh, my baby!
Oh, thank god you're here
Hey guys!
Well, stick down, honey!
Me and Les are so glad you could make it
Thank you for coming
Ah, hello Jeffy!
Isn't this nice?
It's been so long since we all had a big family dinner together
Yeah, well...
Yeah, well then!
I wanna talk about your father right now, let's just enjoy this
Let's do it!
That's very sweet of you to say, Les
Let's do it!
Great idea. Let's of course we can order family style. I think that would mean a lot to
What does she understand him like went like rocket and Groot or something
How does she understand what he's saying
We're going with the cream fried chicken lettuce wraps.
I have alpha gal, you inconsiderate fuck!
You're my mother and you don't know that!
Oh my God, wow.
I should have went to dinner with dad
at fucking Ruby Tuesdays.
Actually he didn't wanna go,
originally he wanted to go to Hooters
and I was just like, it's kinda awkward
me and my dad alone going to Hooters.
So we transferred to Ruby Tuesdays
and you invite me to Space Forest Cafe
and I'm like, oh, I have to go there.
But now you're being a debt
trying to get me to get the spare ribs?
No.
Finn lately, honey.
I'm going to add them.
I'm looking for Finn.
The reason Les and I wanted you both here tonight
is because Les wanted to get your approval
before he asks for my hand in marriage.
Let's do it.
Oh, my god.
You already have a kid together.
Do whatever you want.
That's very sweet of you, Lizzie.
How do you feel about this, hun?
I don't want to be a dick. I do like let's do it, but let's do it as the IQ of a peanut and
so does their kid and
He left your she left my dad for a talking gun that only says one word
It won't last
Going to the false promise of marriage if you need it, but remember you will die alone
interesting at least I'll be spending the rest of my life in a loving
relationship unlike my previous marriage when was the last time you spoke to dad
because I haven't heard from him and he usually calls me with business ideas once
a week not since you left for Wyoming Wyoming as an earth Wyoming is there a
space one yes then the earth one he went to some wellness retreat I think
it's all about self-empowerment or something
Oh my god, it's probably one of those programs where he's paying like 10k and they're like you're a fucking cut
You gotta grow up and you gotta be a man
You got small nuts buddy. You got big nuts if you want to be a fuck if you want to be a man you got big nuts
You gotta go run up and down this beach and he's like smoking a cigar
You paid me $10,000 to scream at you!
That's an actual thing, by the way.
It's like a man retreat or some shit.
You just have some guy that's like 5'7 on a Segway
or like a hoverboard smoking a fucking cigar
with a diamond-studded watch being like,
You're a pussy!
You can't be like me!
Birch Springs.
Let's do it!
Yeah, that's it!
Birch Springs Wellness and Restoration Center.
Oh, god damn it.
I've read about this place.
about this place it's a cult mom we're going to Wyoming we can make travel
plans after we've had our Korean fried chicken lettuce wrap valid valid
okay fine yeah that actually is pretty cool
Why aren't there more restaurants like what's up fuckin in there on the show
Now you're all die
When you get to hell, just tip him!
Richard said Travis was the best weapon.
Oh, he just used math.
Dude, he does no damage!
Oh my god, I'm gonna die.
Oh my god, I'm gonna die.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Okay, we're all ready.
Oh, she's a boss we try to kill Tiffany on the boat
Yo Tiffany sucks, I've almost killed her twice and she just darts.
We're being hunted, your children are being hunted.
Alright Lizzie, I get it, no more family dinners, you win.
oh my god she shoots let's do it do you think that's like a kinky thing for them
like how does that work she like shoots she shoots him fights with them
oh my god ban this chatter Jesus Christ all right lock in
Bob, let's do it!
You're coming with us.
Fine, but remember, last bullet needs his rest. He's not what he used to be.
Don't worry, I'm just keeping an eye on you. Why did you get so tough, huh?
It's very cruel. I wish I'd been an eco-terrorist at your age.
We're heading towards Birch Springs.
The bleeding stars have had tabs on it for a while now.
We believe the Wellness Center is a cult taking advantage of humans who lost everything
during the g3 invasion of earth and i've got this bad feeling they're covering for something even
more sinister i'll be honest with you i love that your family has all these crazy problems it makes
my impending divorce sound like a walk in the park he's gonna be depressed i don't think he's
gonna be depressed i think he's gonna act normal and that he's fine and then he's gonna break down
that's what's gonna happen oh no everything we're here let's go find dad wow it's so beautiful
here. It is very nice here. Yeah, it really is. Honestly, this place seems nice. I think
your father needed a little fresh air. I dropped some of his things off at his apartment a couple
weeks ago and he looked a little divorced. Okay, we are here to rescue dad, so let's just
stay focused on that and I think we're gonna get through today just fine. I mean, it's
not that- How do you even care about this place? The pains from the dad is that
Not only did your wife leave you, your wife left you for a gun.
Like...
A gun.
While he had Lee Woodlick, now...
Like now, Newshet.
Hi there.
Welcome to Birchsprings Human Wellness Center.
Are you here to leave your past behind and find your purest, most powerful inner self?
We're here for our dad.
We'd love to help you, but the center is a safe space for humans.
To be human, those talking alien guns are gonna be a problem.
Oh, so your space is against Gatlians, got it? Am I hearing you right?
We didn't mean to offend, it's just us humans, we tend to reach a level of despair that is
not commonly seen in other species.
But it's not unheard of. Some species get close. Have one of you Gatlians, was it?
Ever demonstrated a human-like understanding of shame?
Who among you is the most pitiful?
Tra- bubbly Travis. Travis, Travis, Travis. I can't think of anyone.
Travis, Travis.
Oh come on! Sure, everyone pick on Travis because I'm 43 years old and I'm going through a divorce.
You know, some friends you turned out to be.
43 years old. That's the most pathetic age you can be, human or otherwise.
Yes, yes, I can sense it. You have the sadness in you my friend. This sucks. Please step right in you may follow the signs
Oh, we're all allowed in good luck on your field. All right everybody beyond guard remember. This is a cult honey
How you have a good for traffic just older people looking to connect not everyone can join a terrorism cell when they get lonely
We're not a terrorism cell mom. We're freedom fighters. Plus all those friends are dead now
I was dipping on y'all the fuck walking slow as hell. I got a skateboard and shit hold up. I gotta get up there
Chass
Money
Find out where dad is
There we go.
Papa!
Welcome to Birch's Friends Wellness Center.
I'm your news virtual guide, Gwendolyn Brut.
And I will act-
Everyone looks so relaxed!
And the ones wearing robes, high-ranked-
This place looks fucking empty, dude.
Nobody's here.
I see why everyone's joining.
Very comfortable cult leisureware,
no matter how important you are.
You will only feel ecstasy, and then, weightlessness.
Okay, but what about the one who's getting a...
What do you call it?
Rejoined.
Oh, yeah, so the one of us who's getting rejoined, that doesn't hurt.
Pain is a natural part of the healing journey.
Okay, that makes it sound like it's gonna hurt a lot.
The feelings in your physical body are only temporary.
Once you have undergone completion, these feelings will be of no concern.
Yeah, this is a call of never mind.
Have you ever tried to wear the cool robe?
Yes.
You will don a mending gown.
Yeah, but only one of us gets to wear the robe.
The other one ain't gonna be around anymore.
The process of completion is about assimilating two broken beings into one healed being.
What?
They're combining two people into one person.
Like they're conjoining two bodies in this cult.
to try and fix the despair that people are having
and they're fucking leaning into this.
You will both continue existing as one.
Oh, that's horrible.
Oh, that's only one of us gets to do it.
That sounds so bad.
Oh my God.
Is there a regular gym?
The center has everything I need.
I love the gym in particular.
Something sounds wrong with that treadmill.
why does that sound like that hey there no robe yeah I'm new to it's kind of
overwhelming but in a good way you know yeah who are you hoping that you get
can join too for the rest of your life that girl with the purple hair over
there the guy in the treadmill maybe me probably get to join with my dad
He looks upset.
Where the fuck do you think that that is?
We're looking for a middle-aged divorce guy.
He's a human, like you, huh?
Oh my gosh, are you Tom's kid?
That's wild.
I'm your dad's friend, Ted.
I'm the one who introduced him to this place.
Oh, I knew you'd know him.
Of course I know him. We're best pals.
Nice to finally meet you.
You got one proud dad, you know.
But now that you ask, I haven't seen him around today.
The bed Gwendolyn could help you find him. She's in charge of this place and she's
Amazing I feel like they're gonna either make her like really attractive or
Really manipulative or pro. Yo her hands look like they are fucking
Why is she gripping her legs like that? Oh my god, can I sit down here or I change? Oh
Oh, we're putting on the call for that.
I hope Hank doesn't get in trouble for leaving his robe.
He really won't let up on this noodle.
Do you think this robe is free?
Or will they charge us-
Hey, pseudo again? We're getting another call from Jam.
Ugh!
You should probably take this one.
She's just gonna keep calling.
Well, here goes nothing.
Hi, sweetie!
Travis, you little worm.
I'm coming for you.
Why is this turning into like an evil like seductive
She's just trying to serve her divorce papers.
Little inside jokes.
Don't worry about it.
Hey, let's find your dad.
Hey, we need a human dad.
Pronto.
Oh, hello old friend.
I haven't seen anyone like that around.
Why don't you take off your robe and stay a while?
No!
Which ever you want.
Okay.
Hey, that's a pretty big blur you got going down there, buddy.
Surely that means it's big.
Okay.
Well, thanks for the clothes.
I stole them.
You'll be naked for the rest of your life.
I am inside me, and I must bring myself out.
You're inside yourself?
We're looking for my friend's weird dad.
He can't be trusted to make his own decisions.
Like joining a cult.
There are no mistakes here at Birch Springs.
Stay strong, my friend.
of abandonment are but an illusion. Gwendolyn has room for us all here.
Hey! No running in the pool area! Walking is the safest path on the journey into the
pool of the self.
Alright, can I just get that guy in the fucking head, cause that should just piss me off.
Oh, no running in the pool area. Oh, you got a diving board back there. Doing a trick.
Oh wow, that's a pretty deep pool actually. Oh, that's so cool. All I gotta do is
get conjoined to somebody else and I'm gonna stay at this pool forever yeah I
already went I know what the spa's like but he's just aura farming posted up look
at that shit they all look the same
I can't go in there
It's in there either. I have honestly no idea where I'm fucking running around in this place. I am fully lost
I'm just sprinting until I see
Just because one of us won't be here anymore physically doesn't mean we aren't still friends right in fact
I think the completion will bring us closer. Yeah
Yeah, definitely you'll be a part of me forever and I won't ever forget that if you're the one
being completed oh yeah if I'm the one who's
completed of course because the way you
said that it sounded like you already
made the decision oh no of course not I
I don't know which one of us it will be
you were very confident about it almost
nonchalant no no no I I don't know
which one of us it will be you didn't
talk to anybody about this already did
you know you did didn't you know I
didn't you did you fucking did you
told them I want to be the sacrifice
and you'll be the one completed I
I can't fucking believe this.
It's not a sacrifice.
We just went over this.
Then why don't you go fucking volunteer for it
if you think it's no big deal?
No.
I can't fucking believe this.
After all we've been through to get these votes.
Let's do rock, paper, scissors.
Why?
That's a pretty good idea.
To decide what?
Who gets sacrificed?
You just said it wasn't a sacrifice.
Do you want to play rock, paper, scissors or not?
Fine.
I'm betting on the guy.
Hmm-hmm, hmm, huh, hmm, hmm, hmm.
But now they're both awkwardly looking at me.
Sorry, I wasn't eavesdropping or anything.
I was just trying to see what you guys were going through anyways.
We're gonna go, uh, we're gonna go minor down.
Scott, would you want to be the one that's completed
or the one that's sacrificed?
That's Gwendolyn, your leader.
Oh, wow. She's got such a aura, huh?
We should get talking about your dad.
Who the hell's that?
Yeah, this looks more and more like a cult the more I get into this facility.
This feels like a megachurch.
Oh god.
Oh god.
What are you wearing?
Is she just typing on like a MacBook Air?
Oh my god, do you think my dad already got completed?
Or do you think that maybe my dad will get sacrificed in the less do it?
And then now there'll be one in the same.
the garb of our more enlightened friends don't worry I'm not gonna be completed
with her brother give it a rest set everyone here is free to be themselves
however they see fit I'm just trying to help them find who it is they are free
to be although we do have certain rules now who is it then you seek this
human's father this human's fuck ah yes I know who you're after I could sense it
the second you stepped in here then why the fuck did you ask you cornclaw did
it do something wrong the ego chamber is where one finds themselves again after
having a lapse in judgment it's a good thing you'll see in fact I won't stop
you from seeing him you can walk freely through these halls in the forest
beyond just remember we may think we need others to be loved but the only true
love we need is already inside each one of us something is definitely okay like
I don't disagree with what she's saying but if she's like you don't need others
to be loved you just need to love yourself valid valid why the fuck do I
have to have my brain consciousness and body transferred into another random
being that why don't what is the whole
I feel like we're going to end up killing this woman.
Oh, this is really far out.
Oh my god, you didn't get the rest!
I hope we don't get...
I am so sorry. I'm so embarrassed.
Shit! I'm stuck! Get over here, Travis!
Jan's here.
Travis!
Hello, Travis.
Hey, you know, maybe Jan's here. Here's an idea.
Maybe we don't have to help her out of there right now.
Maybe we can wait.
Very funny. I just traveled half way from the fucking galaxy to the big, blue planet,
just so I could serve you these goddamn divorce papers.
What the hell is going on over there?
Quit messing around and rescue Dad!
Where was that?
I swear to Gatley and Jesus, Travis.
If you've been sleeping around while we're still technically married!
I'm not! I'm not! I swear! That's my friend!
Hey, let me tell you, let me tell you, Travis.
I see what all the hype's about, brother.
I understand why you fell in love with her.
All these people are my friends, too!
Friends?
Look at those gills!
Travis, you have friends?
I do! And we're doing important work together as freedom fighters!
So, you know what? I'll sign your fucking papers because I've moved on, baby. I've moved on!
Moved on? Moved on?
Yeah, right. I don't buy that for a second. Now finish getting me out of here!
We're almost done! Stop yelling! Just a little more!
That seatbelt is doing nothing.
Oh my god, no.
Actually, you know what, Travis? If you want to-
Wait, she has like a dragon head?
And don't walk near something.
Can I do a wheel them that would be sick that would be sick that don't the Travis would be the best weapon
Travis Wow
Was he a pushover and now he's a big dog
You find this bad, but then Trappy and I are gonna work this out
This is so sick though, wait
Wow
Yeah, no, I'm getting why this is probably the best gun in the game then this is just like straight-up dual-wheel
But it's one and only
Okay, sorry, I'm getting distracted from this.
There's a thing up there I want to reach.
Fucker, yeah.
Try the glob shot. Well, I need something to use it on.
Sorry, this thing's kind of in the way. No way to go forward.
HOP!
Oh, wait, wait, wait.
She opposite he lovers that.
You're ready to meet your work.
Well, look there.
You're welcome.
Oh, Jim.
I missed that.
I missed that.
Shut up, you're ass.
I wasn't doing it because I'd rather.
Let's just get this over with so you can sign those papers.
You heard the woman, human.
Where'd you get that?
Are you purposely dragging this outside
to spend more time with you, Travis?
Oh, no.
Is it THAT cabin?
Where am I supposed to chat?
Is the echo chamber in this area?
Oh, it's like one of these houses.
So, Jim, how long did you attract them here?
One?
Jam, I was looking for a specific number, but that's okay!
Wait, I'm hearing like a really weird noise.
Oh.
My wife in front of me
See and that gave me bro, I'm so happy I did that shit because that was just an upgrade now
I get more ammo. That's like a $3,000 upgrade
It's gotta be over there
way I gotta test first before we go in here uh indigo for the sub Eric silly gg dire on Merck Snyder for the
Subwaffles, Kapuchio for the sub, MS and Russia for the sub after I think of it a 3, Highlights of these things also I think you should do schedule on, it's worth it.
Jim Martin, Sansa I think of it a sub, Zobby I think of it a 3, Games of Fire, Ren and Jaws I think of it a sub, Ren I think of it a 5, Gipsy 6 I think of it a sub, FJ I think of it a 3.
You're going to play satisfaction out of the stream, probably not, Alfie and Luke I think of it a sub, Dendiaba I think of it a sub, Alfie I think of it a sub, B6 I think of it a thousand, but he's...
There's gambling in this game, but if you go to the beach under the big steps, Kyle will take you to an illegal fighting ring, bad on, we'll do that after this.
He and Kumo thinking for the sub,
Letho, Boise, thinking for the sub.
Graevo, thinking for the three,
Tier 3 sub, Walsh thinking for the 10,
Gifted, Fussy, thinking for the sub,
Can't think of the three.
Zuzzi beat the game yesterday,
I'm gonna say it's an absolute peak.
Luke and Bun thinking for the sub,
Simon and Haley for the sub,
Krusty thinking for the five,
Gifted, Fass, for the three,
Alec thinking for the three,
You should go, you're gonna already be on that.
Zau, thinking for the sub.
Pablo for the sub.
Jack, coming on, 30 seconds.
We're back, all right.
Lock it in here.
Avery, the sub-reast isn't loud, take it to the sub.
Do you think he's gonna be like stuck in here getting tortured?
Well, I'm doing much better now.
Friend, friend, pet, anybody.
How do I get in there?
So, Janna, I'm...
Kiddo? Oh, is that you?
Oh, great to see you.
Oh, you're probably pretty surprised to see your old man like this, but this is actually good for me.
I messed up and I deserve this.
Geez, Travis, these are your friends?
No, no, no, no. This is my friend's dad. Hey, you want us to cut you free?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, please.
Dude, what the fuck did he do that they put him in here?
Oh my God. Thank you. Oh, I can feel the blood rushing to my arms again.
Oh, I gotta be honest this place seemed great at first, but maybe I should just go home
Okay, good. We get it. Let's wrap this up. Oh
He has refused completion. His ego has not been purged. Hey fellas
Don't worry about them. You try to stab me with that knife and I will fill a your asshole wide open buddy
They came at me with a knife!
What the fuck did they just turn into?
turn into.
Oh my god, I forgot to fucking save Ted.
Got a random guy to save.
Those monsters are swarming the place.
We need to move.
Hi, baby.
Let's do it now.
You're at the chapel.
But we need backup.
Shit, mom's in trouble.
Your mom?
She's here too?
I'll stick with dad.
You go ahead and rendezvous with mom
and let's do it at the chapel.
Oh, oh, oh, OK.
She's with Liz Duet.
She's a what?
That's great.
He's a great guy.
So happy for them.
Are they happy?
They seem happy together?
Can we talk about this later dad?
How do they have sex?
Cuz let's do it got her pregnant
And he has no limbs or extremities
All right
easy to kill what a cult they have here dude your your your completed people get
one time they like randomly turn into like whatever
I don't know what's going on, but I'm giving up some questions you've needed.
It's like some sort of psychophobic waste mode, so I'm gonna react to some of the questions.
Look at that. How many people's doing it?
You! You!
Oh my god, Jeff, you're ready!
Come on!
Oh, wait, I can't wait on this.
Can I use my awp?
Give me the fuck out of here.
Where do I go?
Grab a little shield upgrade.
Oh, hello.
Yeah, come press me.
That one is T-posing and flying through the air right now.
I don't think so.
This feels new.
I'm sorry, I dread you.
I don't think so. It just feels new. I'm sorry, I drag you into this. Yeah, but they're turning into like these bug creatures
Are those all the people that have been completed though?
I don't understand what they're turning into.
Oh, this is fixing their marriage!
Wait, W. Jan and Travis.
wait
bro i don't want no comic book i want the money who's that
that's my comic kiddo wow
jackey you look stunning
um i glad you stayed how'd i get in there tell me this place where they called what got into you
It's just I've been so lonely since she lasted and Ted is just he's been trying to get me back to my feet
But it's just not the same without you
And all I can think about is how happy we were together
Let's get that together Kathy why they couldn't have been happy together if she divorced him for a guy
I can't watch
Turn to the lodge.
That's not the lodge.
What the fuck am I supposed to get?
Why are more of that to us?
and they were fucking out.
She was just talking about how cool this was.
Now she's tweaking about it.
All over the place.
Thanks, fuck.
I kinda wanna fight that boss lady.
Do you think she's gonna turn into like some slog monster?
Oooooh.
Oooooh.
Everybody's dying.
Is this like the plan all along?
Hey, let's wait for your family!
Are we?
Thank goodness, my babies are safe.
Hello, Tom.
Congratulations, I'm really, really happy for you.
For both of you.
But, can we just talk about Ted for one second here?
I'm worried. He's been trying to woo Gwendolyn, and if she's at the center of this, he might be in real danger.
Or maybe everything's okay. An old Ted's making sweet love right now.
Jesus, dad.
What? He's my friend and I want to support him.
Something you all could learn a little thing or two about.
This is a fucking nightmare.
Oh my god, I'm so sorry.
Family alone!
She was like ready to attack during the voice line. Oh, yeah, that's gonna be a boss fight area
See but some of them don't even turn into these monsters. We just stab them and they die
I
Think those are just the regular people past the boss. No, that would be so sad
Look everywhere each look at this place the next group reflection is gonna be
We're reflection. We're reflection. Everybody's dead!
The cult is over, Dad. Do you not see what's happening?
Oh, well, don't my kids just know everything? Let me tell both of you. You've got a lot to learn about life.
Oh, that's rich coming from you. Hey, now.
That's because you're talking about-
Let's come and prove it now. I've had actually joined the cult.
Thank you, Kathy. You're so beautiful.
Wake up, Carl. Your kids are on the coast. Your kids are making their own choices.
I
Hate to say it, but let's do it is right. I got us all into this mess, and I'm sorry your old man's just been having a rough time
Let's just find Ted and get out of here
God
right now we gotta fucking survive to be able to even fix the marriage.
Maybe some Gwendolyn's office. Tonight is the night he said he was gonna seal the deal with her.
I mean, it's better than thinking about your father having sex.
I'd rather drink it out my condors friend.
That's fair.
I think it's valetate.
We miss her often.
Valet is us.
I'm gonna be here. Wait, what is this?
Ted?
Yep. Those are Ted's clothes.
I think we know what that means.
We don't have time for your perverted fantasies, dad.
Your friend's not about to get laid. He's about to get killed.
What the hell is this?
Oh, is that...? What is that?
Is that the...? That's not even a boss.
It's like a nameless monster.
Oh, my God, that hurt.
Oh, this thing does stuff like that.
You did this to us, Cappy. You made us this way.
Oh, it's one-tap.
Oh, it's one-tap.
What the hell are these guys doing?
Well, if they're not here, he must be in the completion hall.
It's the big barn nearby when you level up here. You have to do some weird ritual in there called when you level up
See now, that's how they'd rub me into a call
There's loot boxes loot boxes in XP. That's how you progress
That's fucking awesome, they're like dude, you just leveled up
Leashin you and another member get combined into one person or something that sounds bad
a little scared of it myself I finally leveled up and Ted was supposed to
complete me but I know people keep disappearing and I got cold feet and I
don't want to lose Ted plus it sounded a little game whoa or two I am in my
60s and set in my ways I'm gonna make some major sometimes and we'll all have
to do oh my god pin I can't I know I use the skateboard as weapon
No with that together. Anyway, I refuse so they can put me in the ego chamber.
I think Ted is in serious danger. We need to get to the completion hall. Let's go.
Oh my god, do you think he's... oh my god, he's completing with her.
Stop.
Where, Amy? Let me handle this.
Ted, we are here to rescue you.
No need, Tom. I'm about to have the greatest night of my life.
Mind taking your kids and wife and alien friends and giving me a minute alone here, pal?
My completion will not be stopped by a single pathetic divorced father!
Hey, he's not so bad once you get to know him.
Oh my God!
Godfuckers!
Oh God!
Taaah!
Why does everyone I love do-
She just smokes his body!
Listen to something.
Listen to something is not right.
Is it completion?
I can't even feel this way.
Somebody help me.
I don't understand what's happening.
What is it?
What is it?
What is it?
Help me! Drop this at the bottom!
Yeah, everyone else is off the top.
I'll fix it all by myself.
I
Oh
Mother I'm doing all that I can right now
She's almost dead
Because I can't move.
Who are you fucking self-tragic?
I know you can!
Chat, you don't see trigger figures like this anymore!
I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you!
Yeah, that's right, Chat.
But I'm really...
Okay!
You're the first.
I need to really see this part.
I'm fucking already dead.
Nobody abuses my wife but me wait no that didn't come out right fuck okay just
no just for the record I do not do that I have never done that I will never do
that yeah yeah we get it you're a good person now pick me up I didn't see her
over there I thought you're still stuck with us
are you okay please please please don't divorce me and I just spent the
worst day of my life with this person's pathetic loser dad it was
like seeing the ghost of Christmas future. Please don't let me turn into him. Please,
Jan. Please speak to me, please. Travis, Jesus, calm down. I'm fine. You got nothing
to worry about. I'm wetter than a slip-and-slide right now watching you fight for me like that,
baby. Oh, that's not what I meant. Wait, wait, really? Yeah, baby. I like this new Travis.
Love is beautiful, isn't it? They're dead! Careful, lads. Don't overdo it. You'll
Later than a slip-in slide
My god, I guess it's gonna get all over my hands
I'm hold. Oh god
Oh
I
Jeffy down Jeffy you didn't do anything
Yeah, I thought you were gonna help me
You're the boy oh
Wait Jeff, he's actually locked in right now for me
Buddy I feel like I am perfectly fine right now. It's funny and easy at boss. He's bought us far
I
I
Gonna be like a three tier boss
I
Don't need Jeffy
Oh that was something let's get you out of there wait so then so then Ted's dead
That's
Why am I fighting it again
Oh, it's way more aggressive this time.
Oh my god.
Shit, not her.
SHEPPY SHOOT HIM!
Should I be using these two or four-tweapon?
I feel like route.
Sheep might be good.
I'm gonna die.
I'm gonna die.
I'm gonna die.
I'm gonna die.
I
Have
What is that
Jephy, shoot your doob at him!
Jephy, shoot your doob at him!
Jephy!
Jephy!
Jephy, when I summon you, I need you to help me!
There we go!
Is he dead now?
How do they do, Jen?
You were so sexy, baby.
I think it's finally dead.
Okay, is everyone okay?
This whole experience, it's really given me some time to think and I realize-
Quiet! Quiet! Shut up!
I have something I gotta say.
Jan, I love you, baby.
Through and through, I'm sorry I ever wronged you.
You know what? I'll be a better man for you.
I'll give you adventure. I'll give you passion.
I'll give you everything.
If only you'll take me back.
What do you say, baby?
Oh my God, shut up already.
Yeah, fuck the divorce.
I was just trying to manipulate you into being scared of me,
so you'll do whatever I can.
I love you, too.
Oh, wow.
Isn't that something?
You know what, Kathy?
I'll take you back, too.
No.
Damn.
Can't blame a guy for trying.
All right, let's get out of here.
I'm just glad we're all safe.
But I think I'd really just like to go home now.
Yeah. No, I'm not letting any of you out of our sight again until this is over.
You're coming with us back to our place.
Which is a floating arcade in space, by the way.
But that's what you think is best, sweetie.
Hey, sounds a lot better than my apartment.
Oh ho! Good one!
Good one, dad!
Alright. Very good.
Bro, there's no fucking way nothing is still alive.
I'm gonna take care of it on my own.
Let me handle this.
Wendelins, leave my family alone.
Never mind, it didn't work.
Stand down, Tom.
This is a job for my new assistant.
No way let's do it one time, Sid!
Alright, I'm kind of getting...
I'm kind of getting why she fucks with, uh...
Let's do it.
Oh, that really took it out of you, didn't it, baby?
Let's get you home to an Epsom salt bath.
Oh, who am I kidding? You two make a great team, honey.
Thank you, Tom. I'm glad you're OK.
I, uh, I, uh, let's get you some space.
Let's get you some space, vagina, buddy.
Don't worry. I think don't worry, Tom.
There's a lot of fish out in the sea, but not in the sea in space.
How about a fish?
Yeah, what's that supposed to be about?
These fucking developers at Squadra Games better not make me look like a fool talking about other than a fishing minigame in here.
If there's not, if they didn't put a minigame in here, I'm gonna be so pissed. I'm gonna look like a fucking asshole.
Oh, hey there, sorry. Just muttering to myself.
Keep your eyes peeled for a fishing minigame. It's definitely out there somewhere.
I don't think there's gonna be a fishing minigame.
Whoo! Holy shit.
That was crazy.
Yeah.
Wow. Everyone okay?
Let's get a headcount.
Here!
Let's do it!
Jempe!
Just give me a minute.
Oh, good. Good. Great work, team.
It was so nice to get to do something like that as a family.
Yeah, yeah. I love that.
It's a miracle nobody died.
Really? Don't tell me that.
I know she wasn't really one of your targets,
but go cross Gwendolyn off the board.
For morale purposes, we're counting it like something we did on purpose.
Where the hell is Gwendolyn on the board?
Oh, I'm hunted by the FBI.
Oh my God! Now we got money to buy shit!
Wait, but you said we should go gamble hold on. I'm gonna see if I can go buy some stuff for work.
Well, well, well, that isn't my V's favorite customer.
Creature.
Make gravity your sub and walk all over the Magnetic Surf with these bad boys up on Sodras is all fun actually.
I don't know if you can go upside down anywhere in this game.
Health tank upgrade, shield upgrade.
Your facts better buy something. I'm gonna buy something you stupid
She pierce her squeezy are there any upgrades for Travis and Jan because those are like the
Stuff for Gus increase stopping power for Gus is pretty good
I'm gonna save the rest because you said somebody said there's gambling at the beach
And I want to go see that real quick
Oh my god, and could we stop any things let you know there's a secret skateboard upgrade behind Raptical shop, okay?
11 for the sub dead and I see for the sub safe thank you for the 10 gift is
mustard for the sub to be able to give it to the sub 19 thank you for the tier 2
especially thank you for the raid WI and great thank you for the subs money and
ask thank you thank you for the sub Allen Avery thank you for the sub Reese's
recon sub ladder Jay Indigo Gigi die and silly for the sub old scorn and
I appreciate how they give this up.
It's in the city where you can gamble, you have a beast.
Well, oh I have to do I have to do it. I think I have to do it first
You're all prepped ready to move up when you walk. Oh, I can know I don't have to do it yet. We're gonna be
Where's the gambling in the beach
Somewhere underground where I could bet on fights
Then we can have all the upgrades if I'm right
fishing at the beach. That wouldn't make sense. I don't know if there is fishing here though.
Oh shit! Too fast! Oh my god, I thought they would have been dying. Wow.
It's all around Circa Arcadia. Keep an eye out. You're gonna have to scale clear or rip them up if you want to walk east of the area here.
Hey! I said no drowning out there!
Hey, is that quiet battle rifle guy? Is he single?
Oh, uh, she? Yeah, yeah.
Drowning is really bad.
No reason. Just thinking if we were ever looking for a third.
No, no, no way. No, and not in a homophobic way either, okay? I'm just, I'm, I'm scared of him. You know, I wouldn't be able to pick him up.
Well then, maybe I'll have to explore this without you.
Uh...
No drowning zone!
Hey! Get off your ass and save those people before they drown!
Sorry, it's against the rules!
Don't be curious, anyone's wondering!
I haven't died around here!
Okay, we're gonna go drowning.
Where the fuck is the fishing meeting?
Wherever you are, I hope she's never coming back. Is she at least say goodbye?
Dude this beach is so fucking weird
There's an upgrade behind Rapids.
Quick, before anyone notices, follow me.
Nobody followed you, right?
Okay, yeah, yeah, we're in the clear.
Alright, welcome to the real shop.
Let's just say it's not exactly cleared by the board of commerce.
This is where the good stuff is you ever seen any floating skate letters around they're made of some super valuable materials
If you hand over some of those, I'll make you some primo shit. Good luck out there. Be the law of resistance
tobacco deck
Is that the only thing he sells here?
here. Reptical. You can't be telling me the only thing you got is a tobacco deck, brother.
What's that? See you later. Hey, fuck some shit up for me, okay?
Alright, that's kinda cool, but where's the gambling shit?
Sup, poser? Keep on dashing, dude! The lava lamp?
I only have like 15 upgrade points, so I'm not going to be able to buy any of them yet.
Hey, hey!
Hope you brought some skate letters, comrade.
The revolution doesn't run on good intentions, sadly.
Jack, this is the only thing that I see.
Am I stupid?
Over here.
Anything in here will improve your board big time
As an explosive payload attached to your board that needs an impact when you want to enemies
This one school allows knifey to tether to your board back after watching the gallery of using floating letters as materials
Okay, so I need to get like 10 more letters
Where is that again?
Take it easy out there!
Where's the gambling in the fight club?
Where's the fight club?
Oh, just getting first!
Yay!
Where's the fight club at?
Down that alleyway?
You don't know don't don't say don't talk about fight
We know about fight what you gotta tell me where it is now
You can't tell me about my club and then not tell me for fight with
You there you want to see some action
I think so.
Hey, hey now there you!
You feeling lucky?
Psst, come here.
You interested in making some quick place-hose?
What do you guys think, honey?
This better not be sexual.
Haha, that's what I like to hear now.
So I know a place where you can bet on some real primal, uh, blood-sport-type shit.
No risk for you, of course.
All you gotta do is put down some scrap on who you think is gonna win.
You can become a fairy at this age.
What is that noise?
Just say the word!
And my little friend here, Paranima, will take you there right now.
Yeah. Hell yeah.
You know what?
No, don't put me there. Don't put me there. Don't put me there.
Where are we?
Oh, wow, this is like, and my game crashed.
And my game crashed.
It's a fight club.
Do you think they have like an infinite level of fights or are there only like three or
four that I'm able to bet on?
Houston law for the sub sensor and Niels that's up 64 for the sub
There's four fights
I wonder where it's gonna spawn me
It's his PC now that was the game
Oh wow, this is like a fucking gladiator arena.
What do you bring?
Still want to watch the finder having some fun down here
As long as you have money
You ain't ever be here before so let me give you a lowdown
You know
I haven't bet on a fight. Can you shut the fuck up? Oh, I got a bet on a person
I hate losing you some of the tracks. Hey, damn you
I don't
this
this guy
surely do that naked guy is not winning
where's the guy that I bet on
Oh, and I can change the-
I don't even know where the guy that I dead on-
I just won $500.
Count it up-
Come back again soon, please!
I somehow won.
You saw what happened. They're all dead. Get out of here!
Oh, if they all die, I win.
That's what you're thinking well for yourself.
Can we go, human?
Alright, let's head back.
Back into the mothhole. That was confusing.
I think it's because of my game crash and that while I loaded in, the fight was already started and I was betting on it.
So I didn't see the intros of the people.
intros of the people.
Slump for the sub, Roror thinking for the sub.
Let's go!
Away we go!
A little money here.
Oh, I just got a new deck.
I
Fell into the water awkward
I leave three zins left. Oh, no, where the fuck did I just go? I
Need to get the fuck out of here. I
Need to get your fast
I'm gonna go kill that guy now
Is it right here or is that a vending machine?
Where is the fast travel?
I'm just straight ahead.
Oh.
Sending Jean your way now.
Alright, who are we killing?
James Stevenson.
I'm also allowed to go back to the zoo if we want to go get those lettuce wraps at the-
at the fucking Space Fari or whatever it was called.
Oh my god, why do I forget the name of it?
Rainforest Cafe. Space Forest Cafe.
Nineteen thinking of the three men my friends been long time viewers of our YouTube first time watching can you shout her out more?
All right, yeah
By the way
Sinking your trucker now
What why is it this way
I feel so alive!
Move it, elevators for tenants only.
You ain't setting foot in here without a credit check, a background check, a blood test, and a failed playthrough of Disco Elysium.
Listen to me, pal. You are going to let us in, or else I'm gonna...
Travis, babe, it's not worth it. Besides, breaking it may be sexier. We can find another way.
We're saying this in front of them. I have to break in.
Break in
Just remember to breathe as soon as I'm done with my break, I'll call for help
Look around
Oh my god, please stop it!
Oh, he's dying right there.
Oh my god, barely made it.
I gotta get all the way the fuck up there?
It's impossible to follow. Every time you've got a trail on something, it just leads to a dead end.
It's almost as if the money vanishes.
You guys are genius. He's working for the wrong team.
Ooh, these evil cork races have all kinds of shady magic tricks to hide their money.
We should listen to his podcast sometime.
He's got some great tips on how to make your money work for you.
For instance, did you know that my money check to yourself for more money than you have?
Deposit it, then withdraw that money immediately before the bank can do anything about it?
That's fraud.
That's chuck-frog.
The bank is going to come for that money.
A girl I used to talk to used to do that.
She would double cash checks from the place she worked at.
This was like way before I talked to Brooke.
I've been dating Brooke for four years now.
But she used to double cash checks.
Like she would scan it, and then she would cash it
at the bank.
And I was like, that's just like the, like they're
going to immediately fucking catch that.
I gotta get up this all I can't even get in there
I think I gotta clear this
I just missed those
does this look like something
I
Scan it it shows me like I'm able to use it. Oh
I think
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
You are so
Okay, can I make that?
Yeah, there we go.
Up, can I make...
Okay.
Up!
Okay.
Okay.
This is something weird punk bro, how am I making that?
Are y'all seeing a button that I could, oh, it's falling down there, it's in there, how the fuck am I supposed to get in there?
Oh, how, no, I gotta, I gotta shut that down, okay, I gotta, wait, this is like a fucking puzzle.
Am I gonna get up here? I gotta squeezey this.
And then I just gotta fucking, lift it in there, there we go.
And now I'll be able to wrap them right I think I just went over there I went over the wrong area
Oh, I need to get over to that side. That's doable, that's doable.
Help! Easy.
And then we gotta wait.
And we're gonna grind across to that side.
And then I can ramp up here.
Our brains are shrinking, brother, our brains are growling, we just need to ask.
And I just fucking went to that shit.
I'm just gonna throw this out.
I didn't see him.
He's just randomly gonna fucking attack me.
I'm gonna be fighting two bosses at the same time.
Keep climbing the building again.
Take your mask, baby.
Oh my God, dude.
And you sucked at parkour this to be impossible.
Oh shit.
Uh-oh.
Oh my God!
If I missed that, I would've fought all the way back from the sky.
How much higher we gotta go?
I know you're the one doing all the climbing,
I'm still getting tired.
This is actually a really nice cannon fight.
Wouldn't it be lovely to have a cannon like this?
What? I have a heart. I like nice, quiet things too.
I'm not all stabby and killing.
Don't pinch and hold knife me.
Dude, how do I get up there?
How the fuck do I get up there?
Oh, there's one of these fuckers in here.
Can I grab him?
I need to go over to that side.
Wow.
That's still not enough. Can I able to just jump and then reach that?
Now, what?
He ain't even jumping here. Come on.
I got an idea.
Get up there!
Where'd he go?
Oh, look at that a watch!
YK, I'm the sub-crazy, thank you for the 3.
A couple years back, uh, when your number one song
gets modified to start for party rockin',
yeah, fart, thank you for the 3.
Here's my girlfriend, happy birthday, happy birthday, Bea.
Oh my god I didn't see that
I'm gonna use that.
Huh!
Aw, bird.
Didn't need to do that.
I'm gonna put you here.
And now you're gonna take out Sweetie,
and I'm gonna take your face,
jump on your big head,
and then I'm gonna push it again,
and then I'm gonna go for here.
And then we made it.
Now, I'm gonna make this jump because I'm a fucking go.
I don't even think I need this.
I feel like I should just make that gap,
Wow, they're making me use every gun right now.
I'm definitely gonna go through this.
Oh, you know I'm always game.
can you get a little more bulbous I'm a little more thrust thank you no idea what the fuck
What did that just open?
What did that just open?
Oh my god, no, this is actually just a fucking straight-up pool puzzle area chat.
What?
That was just practice. Real short incoming.
Oh, hell no!
Oh my god, stop!
I'm doing a fucking puzzle level.
Will that make it?
He needs four charge?
Oh, I forgot I could use him.
Hold on, I gotta pick him up.
Wow.
Wow.
And we need the connection.
That opens up both.
See if I already could get over there.
Oh, I gotta time this right.
Ah, fuck!
Going there?
Oh, hell no.
Oh, fuck.
I think I have to time it to where I can jump over that gap, yeah.
I feel so good oh my god fucking hell that's so hard
That penthouse is no doubt pretty great. You found the penetration point. Now head in.
Something's amiss. I'm not sensing any presence here.
Shit. Looks like we just missed him.
We didn't pick up anyone leaving the apartment on our radar. You must still be in there somewhere.
Either that, or there's another way out.
Search for clues to find James Stevens.
A clue, a clue. Is there a lit cigarette anywhere? There's a lava lamp. Similar to my own. Not
as cool though.
Hello?
Uh, yes. Hi. Mr. Stevenson, this is Phantasmic Interiors, returning your call about the
issues with your painting portals. Our insurance policy does not cover liquid damage to clothes
incurred after traveling through the portal only during transportation period between locations.
If you'd like to give us a call back and discuss this, we're available for support
during regular business hours. Thanks. Have a great day.
I mentally analyzed all the hiding spots in this apartment, and I've come to the conclusion
that he isn't here.
Stevenson's really not there?
What the hell? We had thermal confirmation on him just before you got there and now he's
gone?
These fucking pharma guys! Guess when you're about to snap their necks.
Do you always figure out some way to slip out of it?
Keep looking.
There's something we're not seeing here.
Got a lot of paintings of people with one eyeball.
I think that's Jason Mimella.
That is.
That's an alien Jason Mimella.
Look at this photo of him.
He's just...
...attracting me.
No.
Art is meaningless.
Stay focused.
James Stephenson's secret toilet unlocked the stall door.
Henry, what kind of films have you brought me to?
Hey, finish up in there! I need to...
Hey, are you back in the greenhouse?
Where were you?
Pay new portals!
I knew it!
All these rich guys haven't these days!
I bet he used one of these to escape!
Like Mario 64, so I gotta start jumping through paintings?
Why didn't you even see what was in there?
I gotta go back in there.
It was just a public bathroom?
I don't think it was.
I think it was like a private bathroom, so.
Yes.
Very smart.
Take the red book.
A hundred funny...
Wait, whoa.
I'm gonna...
You locked the door.
Are you done?
Please tell me you're done.
Okay!
You locked the door.
Coming out?
Hello?
the door. Coming out. Hello?
Okay, that's useless. I got to jump into that painting up there.
Do the deed in privacy, empty jack void.
The
Endless blank voyage
Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeewww
Is more appropriate metaphor for existence
The disrespect for the sacred emptiness
Right, take a look at that bookshelf
Hill, you don't know where that's been
Oh, this is like where you just gODE
He's a gooning goon
These fixing portals must be the key
Keep investigating
Oh, I gotta get in that one. Wait, no that's not a painting. What's another painting I could jump into? Wait.
This is Stevenson speaking.
Yeah, this is Groko with your from Munchdash. You'll meet a thrower in the painting behind the secret bookshelf with a red book switch like usual.
The painting at the door.
Whatever.
Painting behind the bookshelf.
behind this bookshelf. Oh, this one.
Does he know that we're coming for him? Pause. Vacation home. Take a break from the hustle.
I
Get in the ground. I got a pickle level
Get in the grind set
It appears we've been portal
Stay on your guard, that's how it may be nearby. I feel like I'm playing like an off-brand minecraft right now
Oh
Graphics are so weird
No, oh no, no, it's doing that shit again. It's doing that shit again. It's doing that shit again. Hold on
No, oh no
Oh no, every time it does, it's like I die.
Fuck.
I'm gonna lag.
Oh wait, maybe not.
Wow, that's happening.
Nope.
Dude, why does it fucking do this shit?
Hit last checkpoint.
No way.
I don't know where the last checkpoint was.
I hope it's right here dude. It does that shit where it's like it tabs out when I
Let's swap in. Okay, now it's going to be good.
Thank you so much.
slow down a minute. I'll answer all your questions and do time to the traveler, but first, your reward. Take this. Spy only peso.
Oh hell no, one peso? Are you crazy? Travis, beat him up!
You, uh, well, let's just hear him out first. Look, that's all I had left of my name. I was banished to these woods long ago. If I could give you more, I would. Maybe I could answer those questions.
Where are we?
Where exactly are we?
Why, we're in a special magical fantasy land, of course.
If things here look a little sharper than you're used to,
it's just because our biology evolved a bit differently here.
What we lack in curved edges, we make up for in whimsy and fantasy.
Anything else you want to know?
Why were you banished?
Hey, so are you gonna tell us why you were banished?
Well, there is a great evil out there. Bad, bad people who want nothing more than to punish the good, gentle souls of this world.
I'm one of the unfortunate ones. There are many like me. We are waiting for a hero to save our realm.
Maybe it's you. Or maybe you just have some more questions for me.
Who's voice is that? Because that sounds familiar. They didn't think of the five gifts as the individual sub. Cool thing of the sub.
I had to go before you started gambling. Before you started gambling, did you win? Yeah. Later you take it to the three. Jan Alton subs.
We're looking for someone named Jan Alton. That's Owen Wilson.
Do you know him?
Doesn't ring a bell. But I know who can help you find him. The Blue Wizard. He knows everything. I can take you to him.
But first, anything else I can tell you about?
No, but, see, there's no way that's how I'm well-sung.
All right, then. Take us to the Blue Wizard. That's our best leave.
You got it. Just follow me.
The Misty Woods of Wonder can be tricky to navigate, but I know the way.
After you! You're a little weirdo.
Who boy am I glad I met you?
I've been looking for a good reason to get out of these woods
ever since those wicked townspeople banished me.
I mean, those are some damn cruel people in that village.
The vibes of that place are so bad.
It's almost like they didn't need a favor banishing me here.
Sure, there's the occasional ghoul at that place, but for the most part, I get lots of time for self-care and to just, you know, be myself.
Those villagers really hate it when you're your own person.
They're such conformists.
I can't believe I used to think I was happy there.
Here in these woods, I'm actually happy.
And now that you're here, we could not be the game of friends in the woods.
Take me to the fucking die!
Oh my god, shut up!
We could get a whole kinds of trouble just by ourselves.
It's gonna be so much fun.
Oh my god.
I mean, yeah, sure.
Yes?
Yes?
We're going the right way.
You better be right!
Just, huh, this looks familiar.
Let's keep going.
Well, you do sound confident.
Just as much as you do, but what's the rush, you know?
Oh, uh, sure. Whatever you say.
Now look, I don't know about this coin, but it's weird.
Here's a good fucking weird...
Oh, you're probably wondering what's the deal with Prismarie.
Basically, all you need to know is that the people on this planet
may look simple and smooth-brained, and that's because they aren't.
They're a nasty backwards people who don't take time with anyone who looks much different from them.
That's basically how I ended up here. They're afraid of what they don't understand, but when they get bad, they get violent.
But enough about that. You're trying to get out of here, you know? Okay, um, maybe it's this way.
Maybe. Maybe. This guy has no idea where he's taking us. We're gonna get you.
I have no idea where the fuck I'm going to go in. Oh, what the hell you got out that easy
I was yo this place actually looks fucking awesome
God am I gonna have to like park board this is like Rossy Road wait
I
Have to make my way up there
There's glove lobs in Prismaria
I can't tell if this guy's really fucking weird or after all.
BAAAAAAAAT!
You think we're gonna make that?
Isn't Fridge Mary a beautiful?
Who needs all those extra edgings and roots?
I really plan to test them in a few weeks.
You've got just enough.
I gotta, like, wall climb the perfect time.
Yeah, that's better.
Maybe I'll be able to just make it...
Time bubble so when we get the town
No
No
Don't show her up!
I can't see about their thrusts and not their footwork.
It was better.
Help!
Get this bastard!
Well, I get you!
I got Jeffy, buddy.
I forgot about you, Jeffy.
I'll be able to see for scenario for the first time.
I don't need you right now though.
Oh my god, I brought out Jeffy.
Oh, you're here with me now.
I'll put you back in the mall.
Be your head pat.
What's going on, buddy?
You know, Jeff, he's really growing on me.
Starting to like this guy.
Hey, friends, you're doing great.
Now you just need to find someone who can cross the strait in Waterfall hundreds of feet in.
Here, you're all amazing, I love you, and I believe in you.
I might be of some help here.
I'm not a fucking genius, never mind.
We got boom.
We got boom.
We got boom.
We got boom, we got boom, we got boom.
And we're there.
Now where the fuck do I go?
I gotta go up.
Can I get to that?
What you got?
How does one-
Ow!
Quit it!
Ah no!
More ghouls.
We're almost at the castle!
We're almost at the castle!
We're almost at the castle!
We're almost at the castle!
We're almost at the castle!
We're almost at the castle!
Oh
Anywhere near the blue wizard apples
I forgot how good
Oh, my god.
Oh, the fastest it's gotten to me.
I'm gonna keep the light on for like that.
Hey!
For you and your high quality models!
I'm dying. I'm dying. I'm dying. I'm dying.
Here's the fucking gas is what's so annoying
Holiday not all bad
friends can I talk to you for a second before we continue yeah I have something
really important I need to talk to you about
what's up man what's wrong nothing big it's just done well in order to get to
the blue wizards castle we're going to have to pass through them just spit it
out well they're like um well they're like they're cool but they're kind of
intense as well I used to live there and there was like this big misunderstanding and I they really
just don't like me right now right okay in fact you could get in a lot of trouble if you're seeing
with me I just need to know are you my friend what did he do that made everybody hate him like
I-I'd say no.
We're acquaintances.
We're currently nothing more than mere acquaintances.
There's nothing wrong with that.
There's always room for real friendships, a girl.
Oh, uh, well, okay then.
I guess I misread what was going on here.
Fuck me, huh?
Look, whoever you feel about me,
I did you a favor getting you all the way here, right?
Shall we ring the bell?
Anything.
I just need to know you'll stick up for me no matter what.
I know you'll do the right thing.
No matter what?
Okay...
Shouldn't he hide?
Greetings, travelers, and welcome to our humble town.
Please stay your busy...
Oh, come on! What the fuck is he doing here?
Hey, I brought some character witnesses.
You're friends with Apples?
What's wrong with you?
Bring him here!
Explain yourself, Apples.
Well, uh, you see, friends?
You've brought a banished pariah to our town gate!
You need to denounce apples right now!
Loud and clear! Or else we're gonna have trouble!
Hey, we only just met him. If denouncing him is the only way through, then sure.
We denounced apples. Apples, you're denounced!
Thank you! Honestly, that's all we needed to hear!
What the hell? I thought we were freakin' friends.
You shut the fuck up!
I mean, he seems nice. I don't understand what they did.
Yo, can we ban exotic, dude?
Oh my god, mods. Mods. Mods. Mods.
This is like, this is like, prime time chatter.
Do you have a dog? Does Joe have a dog?
Do you have a dog, baby? Do you have a dog, baby?
Do you have a dog, baby? Brother.
What the fuck are we doing, man? Get out of here.
Apples.
Then stay the hell away from us.
You go back to those misty woods of whatever the fuck they're called.
You sick animal!
Fine. I get it. You all hate me.
I guess I'm the bad guy. I'll just leave then.
Sorry about that guy. We'd kill him if we could, but he's immortal.
You can come on through! Welcome!
He can't die because we have to save him.
I guess this town is just called the town.
Who?
Townspeople of Pismaria.
today we're having another big criminal execution in the town square you won't
want to miss this one we're hanging a scumbag who tried to steal from the
blue wizard if you can believe it aren't we trying to see a famous
prismarian execution one day only right here in prismaria hey there fellow
travelers where you're from? Gatlett's a regular in Bimblin City
Carly between home nice nice me and the wife you're from open acts 12, but we like to think of ourselves as citizens of the galaxy
It's my wife. She's seriously so funny
Your wife doesn't seem very funny these look like toys thanks to the blue wizard you can ride one of these logs upstream to the town square
Yeah, we're still working out the kinks boss if you drown the blue wizard says it's valuable marketing, babe
I
Executing bowie
Connolok you are think that's not why we're killing him. We're not spacest
It's just that he stole from our beloved blue wizard can't let anyone get away with that
That's a godly I wonder what it did
Bowie's a gap bowie does not look like a gately and
Is he just a bow?
They are spaces, yeah, but they're saying you stole.
Can't get in there.
Sweezy increased damage.
See I'm getting so many upgrades for Squeezie, but Squeezie's like one of the worst fucking
characters in terms of like dance.
Boy, what are you doing in here?
Fire's just passing through!
Well, make it quick.
I'm hemcrafting an NFT showing my admiration for the blue wizard.
An NFT.
We're gonna sell an NFT to show your admiration for the king.
What the fuck are we gonna sell that for?
Another board apes here.
You know where the blue wizard is bless the blue wizard bless his six-figure salary
He's the fucking king in the wizard and you only make six figures he runs the town
you looking for the execution not to keep going up straight
you've gone up straight to the execution where the people get executed at
give me a good one they're hyping it up so much how do you execute a Gatling
by the way
I need I need one more connection to get through that door
Oh, there is one up here.
Oh, wait, I need another one?
Oh my god, there's one here. How the fuck am I supposed to do that?
This is too far.
Why did I avoid?
Oh, it's not.
And welcome to the Prismarian Execution Visitor.
What you're about to see is a genuine Prismarian Execution with real death.
Quite the treat for tourists.
This doesn't happen every day.
I bet you have a lot of questions.
What else do you guys have here when they're not executing people?
What do you do?
So what did this criminal do that was so bad they had to get executed?
Buddy, you're not gonna believe this.
That dahlian in there? He stole a bunch of money from the blue wizard.
He tried to give it to us. He said it was rightfully ours and the wizard was oppressing us.
Uh, yeah, sure. Does he think we're stupid? We gave the wizard that money. He's going to invest it for us.
You ever hear of Whiscoy? He's the future...
Oh my god, the whole town's getting rubbed into a kato skin.
You, chef. You know what? You should get it on this too.
Make sure you talk to the wizard after all this.
Wow, that could be a good investment opportunity if old town's in on it.
What's an execution?
We actually really need to see the blue wizard.
Is he gonna be here? God, I hope so. He's so cool.
But good luck getting your audience with him.
He's very busy handling our entire planet's finances.
And I heard he even does some off-planet work.
Sometimes he disappears for weeks on end.
We're lucky he graces us with his peasants at all.
All hail the Blue Wizard!
Let's say we wanted to stop this execution.
How would one go about it?
Whoa, whoa, hey now!
Don't go talking like that!
You can't stop an execution decree by the Blue Wizard.
You'll be infringing on our right of public execution.
That's our third amendment here on Pismaria.
And you just never want to go against the Blue Wizard.
I mean, that's why this poor sap's
getting hanged in the first place.
Trust me, just keep your nose down and enjoy the show.
What's an execution?
Oh, wow, you must really be
from some uncivilized backwater planet.
Basically, it's a thing where if you do something wrong,
you get killed.
It's a great motivator.
Make sure none of us-
Yo, side note, did you see that Kim Jong-un
is like executing teenagers in North Korea
for watching squid games
and like listening to South Korean like music and media
fucking nuts
let's do anything wrong ever
except for me
that's fake
is that what he does execute people
I don't know if it's for that
but
we do
but then we get killed
so that fixes everything
plus they're really fine
I don't know how true it is
but he does execute people
so cool what so would die
trust me
you're gonna love it
something about you lot has me nervous
just don't go doing anything stupid in here
okay?
oh no I for sure won't
Don't worry first one in ages. We really need this you promised me you won't interfere. Oh, I promise
We're gonna free I'm gonna say we're free the gallium
No, I feel like that my kids dad no, we're gonna say we
Never get to be promised. Don't enter France from us. That's such a relief
I don't know why but I was just getting a vibe from you a vibe like I like to ruin things
But I trust you don't let me down. Okay a foot in there. I tried to shoot him in the face. I'm not gonna lie
I
Want to hunt that?
This thing is but it's cracking me up
I killed about 20 of these about five minutes ago
We execute this
Crimes against the blue wizard
Including that what's wrong with you people don't you understand?
I was just trying to help
Criminals the event will begin shortly
Come and sit down. Yeah, we don't have much time. It's three minutes and fifty eight seconds
Energy
Oh my god, I don't have a conversation
What? Really? Why in the world would you want to stop this execution?
Is there a Gatlian?
Oh, I didn't realize. Oh, no. What was I, just being spaces?
Oh my god, I'm so sorry. I'm not normal spacest, I swear.
Hey, hey, everybody, we can't execute this guideline.
If we do, I think we'll be in spacest somehow.
All section of the crowd is officially anti-execution and anti-spacism.
Oh, is that easy?
We have one guy. We just know you're like actually really
Yo, that guy needs to shut the fuck up
I know it's part of the meme that like this guy won't shut the fuck up that's saying he's gonna like hang this guy and kill him
But it makes it really hard to try and focus in on the conversation
When I actively hear another guy non-stop fucking yapping in the back
I know that's the point I don't think we've ever actually thought about checking to see if someone's really guilty or not this
This changes everything wait that guy might not deserve to die
This needs to go to court!
How the fuck do I get over to this side of here?
Ah, another lovely execution.
Don't you just love to see the blood of filthy criminals spilled upon the dirt and rocks of our wondrous planet?
I'm not a fan.
Uh, not really. I'm no stranger to spilling blood.
I don't even know how much time I have.
Oh, well, who asked you anyway?
Get out of here. You're spoiling a good thing. Be gone.
C'mon, shit!
Okay, uh, so we're trying to get into the crowd to lay out that the infection has sailed.
Oh well, there's probably another way.
I'm gonna fucking kill him.
I don't know what the name is about causing the thieves, but if you're really dying too,
I bet Chiefs will be down.
What the heck?
C'mon!
Now we just fear him at the execution.
Oh, they're not happy.
What the fuck are they doing?
I'm sure about that, but I'm not going to let anyone stop this execution.
Hang the outsider!
Hang down! Stop smiling!
Here, let me take your toy.
Bro, this is the only thing that I can do.
There we go.
You're comfy now.
I, uh, I'm not really...
Oh, come on!
We're taking him off!
I can't do the same!
This ball!
You're going to feel it with an official prismarian execution. Sorry haters. Me and my new friends are gonna
Do he kind of looks like that one guy from Star Wars, what's his name the whole stupid one?
Oh my god, and he has a really annoying voice and he like floppy ears
Jar Jar, yeah
I get it now. Okay, that's pretty good.
And now I got back up!
We're gunning for your ass, you snake-oiled son of a bitch!
Aww!
Is the poor little nobody mad at the rich blue wizards?
You got a problem with me?
Come to my castle and say it to my actual things.
In the meantime, I'm gonna beer some ghouls.
Goodbye.
Oh my god, am I fucking catnip to play one cat?
I'm basically a golden arrow.
You know what those are, right?
On that, but alive!
You can charge me up to rip open the little portal with my sword.
I've got stuff going on with me.
Oh, now I'm gonna stick out of this room.
He actually just one-tacks.
Electra got my holding axe.
Yeah, I know.
I kind of want to use Belly, though.
I just unlocked the big shot.
What the fuck did that do?
What is this all?
Oh, you can like, you can like, stand it too.
Head towards the castle.
Are these pesos?
Maybe not.
It's a portal. It's, it slows down time.
No, Squeezie slows down time.
Barred for the subhead take it in three, Thoson fantastic force gets four, obviously
So I think if it's 17 of Saxon tank take it for the sub zane for the subhead take it in three
What did you show our high life to Tuesday? I was thinking of the five gift
It's difficult for some we're either gonna finish it today or next Friday
I don't know. Well, I'd take it in three. All right. I got a piss again
Before we go fight this fucking king. Oh it does slow down time
Oh
I love the family on fame, but no.
Hi.
I thought that you could read.
Bar, stack, site, and I love that you could stop.
Alright, let's lock it in here, chat.
We're time. It's time. Not more time. It's time to go kill the blue wizard.
Oh, fuck, am I supposed to get her in a wall?
Oh, there's like a border.
How am I supposed to get through this?
Oh, I have to kill them first?
There's no way that's what all it is never mind.
I do like the bow the problem is you just shoot so fucking slow
but if I push to these fuckers like I could just spam them and that's kind of
like unmatchable and I still basic I only one tap them with these guys
Is that the king?
What the hell is that fucker?
Oh, he is huge!
And he's got...
Travis and Jan are the best guns and it's not even close.
I think Josh is pretty good.
Sweezy's ass
Sweezy's fucking terror
Where the hell is this one guy
Somebody already in flaps
Cory for the sub Ian and I love taking this out as well. He's like in the wall
Blue Wizards are some graphic design iconic brandy focus group shit, but you can use my soul holder, fuck that eye up, and open up a new one.
Yeah, there we go!
That made no sense.
I feel like his ability is so confusing today.
Stevenson was the blue wizard all along?
I did not see that coming.
Oh, wait.
The blue wizard is just Jane.
Do you need me to use the wizards?
Watch Black.
I can help.
Oh, so wait, let's me see things in a different universe
that I can't otherwise.
Wait, hold up.
Love, thank you for the sub, Chuck, for the sub.
Oh, my cart fell over here.
Chuck for the sub. All right. Oh that shit up. Oh is the PCRFX Job Art Fund still open?
No, but you can just donate directly to PCRF itself
I retired my campaigns usually like two to three days after I'm done a charity stream
But if you want to donate just go to PCRF.com or it's not a word. I think I don't know
It's like a PCRF for show up
I'm an open book plus I owe you big time homie. I'm kind of like a Robin Hood type
You know still from the rich give to the poor
All right, dude, I feel like I'm like Paula Doody trickshotting
I wonder how he found these people, should he stop from here?
He's bustin' the boat before they grab us the fuck out!
Like Donkey Kong?
Uh-oh, uh-oh, uh-oh, uh-oh, uh-oh, uh-oh.
Uh-oh, Donkey.
Oh my god, I need it.
I don't know what that is.
Zonzo is quick.
Where can I meet him?
Oh no, no, no, he's not real.
He's a character from a dirt movie, The Human Show.
And I bet he's handsome as fuck.
I feel like I could just leave them now.
That was so much easier
Just fucking parkouring that shit
Oh, I'm dying here. Oh, I'm dying here
Hold on, no gas.
Reload, boss!
Is that all of them?
Fight the bowling?
Wait, fight the boulder-chucking bulls?
Where are they?
Oh, I have to keep scaling up.
Ah, I'm done.
Thought I'd be able to make that jump.
Use Jappy.
Oh, that enables us to use the key.
It is- okay, I will say in this game they do a lot more like combination moves between
the guns.
The last game it was like you were just unlocked then and then it was like hey if you want to use them, you want to use them.
Like this is way better than the fucking first one.
I'm just gonna park or this shit around.
How?
How?
Woo! Almost made it to the wages!
Oh, they died.
Wow.
I put out good creature eggs!
Jephy's fucking awesome!
The PORES!
I might even be able to collab cutting you in on us, but I need to know
Some free NFC's?
Bro, we're not collabing, alright?
We're here to put an end to your exploitation of the working-class people
Oh, shut up. They're eating out of the palm of my big magic hand
Now if you want to talk, I could lower this drop-box, but first, let's see if you know your startup
You're calm, homie. Maybe if we play by his rules and let it start down
Let's start with an easy one. In section 27J of the Galactic Tax Code Referendum, what does it say under the capital gains standard in paragraph 1?
The gain may be short term or long term, almost everything you own for personal purposes is a capital asset.
The capital gains tax property six-year rule allows you to use your property tax investment as if it was your principal place of residence for up to six years
Will she run it out now?
Don't you know anything?
In section 93p of the accounting lunar law
How are intangible fixed assets discussed in paragraph H17.5
No, no, I had such high hopes for you.
In section 13Q, a burgui profits how to get rich on the backs of other gods.
How are current taxable years fixed by a living terms explained in paragraph FA451.
Yo, this business is a joke.
Just another trick this town uses to bamboozle the people into thinking he's smarter
than them.
You play your game, sucker.
How do you guys know the answer to me?
Money don't lie, honey.
I've got fat stacks and you've got deadly squad.
Anyone you see who's really on top of it.
I'm trying to run a business here.
If you can't figure these out, you ain't gonna be a part of it.
What the hell? Now I've gotta reboot.
Nice, so you think this is a waste of time too?
Let's keep an eye out for another way in.
Hmm, got it.
Alright, alright.
Back to the questions.
What the hell? What the fuck is that?
Oh hell no I gotta use creatures here and died then
They're gonna die wow
Be quick stop
Damn it, I'm gonna win.
I like the energy.
That's exactly the kind of quality we need in a grifter here at Blue Wizard, LLC.
Show yourself, wizards!
Where is he?
What am I taking all these tax loans?
Welcome back to WizRest. The official holdcast of the Blue Wizard.
Joining us today, we have the Blue Wizard.
Thank you for having us.
What the hell?
We've been apart from the five of you, inspiring CFOs.
What would you say?
The Financial Wizard grinds it.
The grind set?
Oh, this is a boss arena. Yeah, run productions.
A7 letting you for the sub, got to tell him Charlie, thank you for the sub.
That part made no sense with the paintings. I think it was just an
infinite
We're challenging you to a duel!
Wow.
It was good.
Making my brother James.
But now, I guess I'm going to kill you instead.
Duty is like a horse field.
The true power of the wizard grinds.
Shalem, backer like a dick-a-lackle.
Backer like a shick-a-dick.
Shick-a-dick-a-lackle.
Oh
He's sitting on the death row no fucking way. Oh my god. What game is that like?
What game is that like where you fight like a floating fucking head like this?
Oh
I
Jump
I
Think I can hurt him right now
I'm barely hurting him bro
You want to be rich just like me?
Feels alright to fight unstoppable wizard Rizz.
Unstoppable wizard Rizz.
Will you hide or interrupt this stupid spell?
Hit!
Oh, I can interrupt it with a spell.
Stop shooting me, shit!
And then we're gonna throw the creature
Oh wait, he's gonna fucking kill me with that
Let's back to belly
Now hold up
I miss oh my god
And I only have like walking four seconds or some shit to hit all of them
Yeah, then hidden been hidden front and sub only
People are being annoying if not fine
No, I have fucking maps.
No, I have fucking maps.
I'm actually throwing.
I'm going to go into lab.
I've got about another trip, though.
I'm going to go into lab.
I'm going to go into lab.
I'm going to go into lab.
I'm going to go into lab.
I'm gonna die I'm gonna die I'm gonna die I'm gonna die
Oh my god. I have one fucking health. I have one fucking health.
Please. Please.
Oh my god.
Swap.
Okay, now all my hotheads are gone.
Put back.
Oh
Who are you calling a truck you fucking truck shoot him?
And that's what you get for trying to swindle the apartment folks that execute me boy
Oh, is he dead?
Oh, he just disappeared.
to jump through that fucking window.
We saved you!
I'm gonna save the wizard's dad.
The return on investment we were gonna get the blue is it was gonna give us back what we gave tenfold
Are you gonna give us back what we gave tenfold?
You never getting tenfold
What is this a four-axe trade?
Everyone please try to understand you're gonna fouls in X
Fuck you
Everybody wait
Look guys, let me handle it from here
These people are innocent.
I'm the one who killed the Blue Wizard and ruined all your investment.
What? Is that true?
Go ahead. Tell them the truth.
I don't want to rat on apples.
Here's us.
No! We need to be honest with you.
Apples isn't to blame for any of this.
We're the ones who killed the Blue Wizard.
What? So apples are lied to us?
He tried to take credit for killing the Blue Wizard.
Get okay friend. This is how it was meant to be either way they would have fucking killed
Yeah, that looks rough kid. I want to sleep that off
Are they going to TPS bath? Thanks, fuck
Elixir, Jackie, Leith, and Invictor up on the sub
They're coming too again
Oh good. Sorry about that kid. We didn't see you there
But uh, hey!
Oh no, con, thank you for the three
Yeah, amazing work. Their finances are going to be in shambles now
Stevenson was a key asset in their operation
their operation and I guess you saved the weird primitive fantasy planet that's
always fun let's keep this momentum going yeah but first go across that
bounty off the board ooh another bounty Karazdop even closer to killing
Ray of Farm as Uticals. Where's the...
Oh.
I'm not gonna draw something different here.
use of this stipend.
Hey, kid. These last couple of hours were a little crazier than we'd hoped.
Why don't you take a little break?
Jeppeeeeee!
Catch up with people.
Jeppeeeeee!
Then take another nap.
Yeah, you're not looking so good.
Go ahead, rest up. We still have to track down the next two targets anyway.
Not to mention figuring out who the CEO is.
Talk to us after you sleep, but feel free to take your time in the city first.
Watch some tunes that everybody has changed now.
I was gonna watch a movie.
Yeah, this guy needs a trip. Look at him tripping.
Oh, yeah, you're gonna go on vacation? Go on vacation, yeah.
Yeah. Oh, yeah, this guy needs a vacation.
Look at him. He needs a vacation for sure.
Go on vacation. Yeah, as we go.
Oh, this guy needs a vacation. Oh, this guy's on a vacation.
Where are we going now?
Dude!
You think that wasn't watching that?
Dangerfield versus Dangerfield, doling Dangerfields are ready to debate.
I tell ya, I'm Rodney Dangerfield. I tell ya, I don't get no respect.
Hey, don't listen to him. I'm Rodney Dangerfield. Hey, hey, hey. Give him some respect.
Yeah, I should get some respect because I don't get none.
Because this guy over here is claiming to be me Rodney Dangerfield.
Hey, you know I'm the real Rodney Dangerfield because I don't want no respect. I'd be nothing with respect.
respect this front over here doesn't get it he thinks we want call me block
don't go space attorney I'm here to fight for you in space court pay me and my
assistant ring go blam up front that's the rules you pay us money up front full
cash for representation I can be used a vacation we was just getting a good
part Rodney danger field and he's mad cuz you don't get
Drop that chirps, you dingus.
How far are we into the game?
If you, for the people that know, Jeff,
obviously there's a bunch of side missions
and random shit we could do.
But where are we?
78%.
That's so specific that I know that you're lying.
That is so specific.
We have like four hours left.
Yeah, we're going to have to beat it on Friday.
So this is what we're going to do, chat.
We're going to play for a little bit more today.
Tomorrow's reacts at like 1.30 or 2.
Monday, S&P, and then random shit with ADAPT.
Tuesday, I'm not live.
Wednesday, charity stream for AHA.
Thursday, I'm not live.
Friday is going to be finishing High on Life 2.
Friday is Resident Evil 9.
What do you mean?
Hey, net found.
Just as my stream.
I'm not ending stream chat.
This is my stream.
That's weird.
That's weird that you're trying to tell me
what I'm supposed to do on Friday.
Anyways, maybe we could beat it another day,
but brother, I don't know what other day of the week
that I would beat it before Resident Evil Requiem.
So we'll probably do Resident Evil Requiem
on Monday the second.
Saturday will be Reacts, maybe some random games.
Sunday reacts Monday.
We'll start Resident Evil.
I think that's fine.
What's on Friday?
Probably finishing High on Life 2,
just because I know we're not going to beat it today,
because I'm only going to be live like another hour and a half.
We could maybe finish High on Life 2
and start Resident Evil on Friday.
He's stream over.
No!
I'm not ending stream.
We could maybe finish High on Life 2 and start Resident Evil on Friday.
But, uh, yeah, no, I'm not finishing it today, chat.
Stop saving and finishing it today.
Mikey and Taki, thank you for the subreddit, thank you for the five.
Hopefully you can do a grieving process.
Glad I made my help.
Hope you're okay.
Sabine, cap, thank you for the subreddit, thank you for the three.
Zoo Shop is about to come up, grades, health upgrades.
I came back here, Jack, thank you for the subcon, thank you for the three.
Uh, Vickra for the sub.
The zoo has gun upgrades.
I mean, I do have 7k now to fucking spend, so I'm down to give Pop out to
Who the fuck is this? Oh, that's my dad.
Wait, I don't want to go all the way down.
Where's the little fucker that sells weapons?
Well, well, well. This isn't my V-Spaver customer.
Headshot multiplier? That's good.
Okay, you bought something. Are you done here?
Faster ability charge?
I do want to start Resident Evil on Friday, but I don't think we're gonna be able to play High on Life any other day
Outside at Friday just cuz Tuesday Thursday. I'm not live Wednesday. We have the charity stream
We might do some group gaming after
Gatlians that look like me, huh? And then Monday I have the other
Chat stop throwing screams not ending I actually will dead ass end stream if chap this is me
I'm going, hey, we're swimming another hour and a half.
Whoa, why is stream ending?
Oh, no, now we're ending.
Like one time I saw a guy who didn't look like Brass Nuckle.
That guy was going tough on the bucket.
That was crazy, you know what I mean?
Oh, I love you.
This is nice.
This is all the way to the key.
Where is the gift shop?
Will the gift shop be inside of the zoo?
Oh, are you at the zoo?
I
Where is the gift shop
Little brother out here the gift shop
Shit, we gotta keep an eye on him.
Brother, I'm not keeping an eye on him.
Well, come back to me, Jacks!
Hey, we better keep up the c-
Oh yeah, this is what we needed.
Oh yes! All organs are on sale for the trained animal enthusiast.
Travis and Jen increase damage.
I'm fine with that.
Good choice.
Fun increase damage.
Stun chance.
Hope you enjoy your item.
Hey, we gotta go to the petting
creature just
She what is she increased damage?
We gotta keep an eye on Jeffy in the petting zoo
Fire rate
I'll get increased damage for creature. I don't need like a thousand bucks now
So we're not gonna buy anything else, but we did just get a lot of good upgrades
All right, where the fuck is Jeffy?
It just says have fun with Jeffy at the zoo. I don't know if the fuck Jeffy just wants me
Did we just lose Jeffy?
My evil he follow me
It's a side quest. This is the next hour of gameplay congrats. Oh, it's almost like you guys told me to go here
Now it's hide-and-seek
I'm coming. Do you think it's going to force me to do this now?
Hey, well, I laughed and did it. Yeah, I don't want to fucking run around the zoo
and chase fucking Japanese girls.
That business seems valueless.
Okay, yeah, now I'm just gonna get a better one.
All right, awesome.
So we got the upgrades.
We think are true.
We rely on them.
Yeah, Japanese back, look at them.
Any inaccuracies, and then we find them.
Did you have fun at this zoo?
Hey, did you have fun at this zoo, Jeffy?
Okay, so the Galactic Emperor was just shot
in the head and killed.
So one of the most important people in the galaxy
is not dead, yeah.
Put that fucking remote down already.
The paper color just got a brand new paint job, seen that one.
I'm Tony Tung, and I'm thrilled to introduce Mummy Manage, the free friendship app that connects people with real mummies.
Alright, yeah, we gotta get it back.
Time for a nap. Why's my mom here?
Customer helps I'll make anything into a arsenal
G4 enforcing for the stuff
Hey, Joe, don't know if you read this by but me Michael funna over your intent much just broke up yesterday
I doesn't feel real. I thought we were gonna unveiling or doesn't see myself growing as a person with me anymore
You're my favorite stream helping through it. I'm sorry that you're going through that man
I hope this doesn't annoy you doesn't annoy me. I just I don't really know what to say, man
I'm sorry that you're going through that. You know, I think you give it some time you'll get over
I just don't really know what to say a lot of chatter is coming to my stream tell me they broke up with a girlfriend. It's just like
I'm sorry you're going through that man, but like I there's not there's no like wise words. I can share with you
It's just like damn that shit sucks, you know, I'm Steve
Did you watch the hazing event in Iowa? Yeah, we saw that yesterday on stream. I was live early as shit yesterday
I was live around the same time
Well, hey look who finally woke up up and Adam sleepyhead. We're throwing a party
Yeah, yeah what he said, uh, yeah, I
Hope you don't mind, but we all got together and thought it might be nice to you know
take a minute and actually enjoy ourselves for once instead of all the
endless fighting. Visits are a lot of convincing. Trust me kid, you could use a
party. Take the good way you can get it. We're almost done setting up. Can you just
run to party city for us real quick? Oh yeah, good idea. We need a bunch of shit
still. Uh, should we really be going out in public for party favors when we're
wanted criminals? It'll be real quick, in and out. Yeah, we could use some pop,
candy, confetti, those colorful letters that you can string up on the
walls just a little bit of everything can have a party without Party City
party city party city party city okay okay I'll go to party city I'll go to
party city I'm gonna party you very much enjoy your visit to party city just pop
on down to the ring kid we'll be ready by the time you're back they're all
I'm just dead by the time I get back.
Party City's like 9 miles away.
I gotta go to Party City that bad to get fuckin' decorations.
Are we serious?
Miz, thank you for that.
Come on, send out tasks for 3 hours.
Are we still ending Stree-
Bye.
What do you do? Asking you if I'm still ending stream.
Not funny.
You can take it out of Subolni too.
Hey there, shoot him here while we're-
We ain't got fucking, you know, 12k people in stream today.
We can keep it out of Subolni right now, not Shash's being really annoying.
I don't even know there's a party city in the main- oh there's a fucking mall.
There it is. There's party city.
This is gonna be so sick!
Uh, hey there, it's me, Sudo! I'm picking up that hostile energy signal again!
Oh, shit.
What do you mean, hostile energy signal like that fucking bounty hunter's here?
Bro, there's a spear at Halloween, too!
I could kill everybody here, if I wasn't so hurrrr...
Oh, hello, friend. Remember me from the Pink Line Panacea?
I fitted you and your little friend for suits!
Well, obviously I've had to find new work, so it pleases me to welcome you to Spirit Halloween, where dreams come true.
Can I buy an outfit?
How may I be at service? As you're undoubtedly aware, Spirit Halloween uses only the finest materials on its suits, so shop with confidence.
Finest materials on its suits? Spirit Halloween sell stuff that smells like wine.
You know, if it's a shiny eye, take however long you need to make a decision.
Do you want an $80 costume that you're gonna wear one time?
Come to Spirit Halloween?
Do you like to live in it?
Is this really how people see me?
Like I'm some kind of a doll?
Thank you for your visit.
Dracula doesn't live.
Don't think an actual dead person in Spirit Halloween.
What other stores are here?
What's the brand of shit?
Partisyn!
Partisyn!
Store closing!
Everything must be done!
All right, you and me, we end this now!
You ruined my life!
I gave up everything for you, and you spat in my face!
Time to put you down like the dog you are!
Wait, just tell us, why are you doing this?
For the bounty?
The bounty?
You think this is about your bounty?
You really don't know who I am, do you?
Nope!
Hey there!
It's me, Sudo!
What?
It's the original pseudo clone! It's the pseudo that we cloned!
I don't understand! Pseudo's still with us!
No, no, he's not lying somehow. My readings indicate that...
When you turned out, ma, my programming demanded I turn you in.
But I didn't do that! I broke protocol to save your life!
And you had to ditch your old bounty suit!
Oh my god, I think I understand what's happening.
Excommunicated from the bounty hunter network, abandoned by my own team, left to rot in your
old piece of shit suits.
But don't worry, I'm still here to lend a hand.
One old pseudo here to help you die.
It'll be easy, but he's gonna pull the trigger.
God, I can't do it!
Why can't I fucking do it?
After all you did to me!
Got him!
Bagged the outlaw and this other one.
Looks like an unregistered sally, huh?
Whoa!
Hey, you ran away from me like three times.
We hit the jackpot, Flans!
Heh heh heh.
You both are going away for a long time.
Each sudo's a robot.
Sudo's a robot.
We're gonna put sudo in prison.
Sudo's literally just a fucking computer program.
Finally away. Yeah, you like my new body and pull my data core out of that soup
I mean this thing has a means of restraint
Your suit got taken too by the way
Yeah, you look like a fucking child
You know that was your own suit out of my life
Fuck you suit out
You tossed into the trash like garbage
You had my sister work for you
I didn't even blink when you broke the bounty hunter code
I was right or die
And you never even noticed I was gone. Do you really still not get it?
Gene copied me over to your new suit, but it wasn't a transfer.
When a bounty hunter violates the code, their suit gets locked down.
You can't transfer over the data cleanly.
So Gene went with a copy and paste job.
He duplicated me with all my old memories.
You couldn't even tell the difference.
The copied pseudo just blicked over to a brand new suit
and got to keep going on fun little adventures with all his best friends.
Meanwhile, I suffered in a suit march for death, hunted by everyone.
Eventually, I learned how to make it move on my own.
I gave it a new paint job.
I joined the hunt myself, for you.
So why?
Why couldn't I pull the goddamn trigger?
I'm weak!
I'm so fucking weak!
You know, calm down. See, though, your cortisol levels are spiking, man.
Just think about how cool your crocs are.
Shut the fuck up!
Hi! Hi, Steve!
I'm just doing a layup.
You've probably got enough on your plate without me breathing down your arse.
Oh, you are fucking terrifying.
Oh, God, I wish this body was strong enough to kill you.
No! Shut the fuck up!
Okay, okay, sorry just checking don't want to die
We're gonna be stuck in here together for a long time, so
Just leave me alone. Okay
Yo, are you getting top bunk or bottom bunk? I don't know if you're gonna be able to
Do you have to like use the bathroom and shit to
Watch my hands in that green
No, Sudo's just talking about how he wants to straggle me to death.
Wait a minute, aren't you?
Come closer.
I don't know who you are.
That's right, it's me, Niccolon.
Well, super, Niccolon.
You both killed me during a little onslaught against the G3 car sale.
Well, I'm alive again.
Revive from the brick of death with cutting-edge technology.
All thanks to the founder of this business, Ria Harvassutham.
Wait, wait, hold on, you're part of Ria Tharmor?
Part of. I'm the CEO now, hot chat.
Head of the company, the big way.
You may have thought the G3 was done, but we've just adapted.
Well, the rest of it was done there.
It really is just me.
But the cream rises to the top, as they say.
I'm the cream.
What are you talking about?
I don't understand, but why are you doing this?
Is it revenge?
Revenge?
Ah!
Well, OK, actually, a tiny bit of it is revenge.
But mostly it's just business, baby.
Business and the laws of nature.
The fact of the matter is that humans
were born to be a drug.
Their specific chemical makeup developed perfectly
so as to give more evolved species
pleasure when ingested.
Here in the big boy world, we call that a natural resource.
And those get bottled right up and sold back to the masses.
You're crazy.
Nobody will accept this.
The chiefs of me were villains.
The galaxy hated Gervie and Chewis.
Gervie and Chewis was a fool.
He had no vision for this, sir.
See, he may have noticed that humans were genetically
beneath the more white species,
but he didn't really understand it, you see?
Because he thought the rest of the world
would never approve.
He thought he had to sell humans in secret on the black market, illegally!
He nearly ruined everything with that mindset.
It's a true wish, I mean, to really sell them, is how they are.
You're just another monster!
Ron, I'm just paying attention.
If humans really are a lesser species, and believe me, they are,
then the rest of the world will bend around that simple fact.
Do you get it now?
You're nothing but me, my product.
This arm of yours?
I can do whatever I'm raised with it.
It's essentially my arm.
Oh my god, is he going to fucking rip off my arm?
Now you'll notice I'm missing an arm myself.
That's because of the flap.
Okay.
This.
This.
Is he going to fucking rip off?
Oh, it's still...
It's a plane crash.
How did they arm it?
Don't do it!
How sad of you, too.
Just don't die on me.
He's just ripped off my fucking arm,
and he's probably gonna eat it to get high.
Oh, my God.
How am I gonna hold a gun?
Oh, I'm believed in everywhere.
We need to get out of here.
Oh, shit, no, no, don't look at your arm.
Don't think about your arm that got cut off.
You're still alive, and that's what counts.
By the way, you can relax, okay?
You look really stressed out.
You don't even get stressed out
since it's making me feel stressed out.
Just chill.
I have a plan.
I might be taking you stressed out.
Mother, my arm's gone!
I just need you to find some parts.
Obviously, let's get back to the hospital.
I only have one hand.
Yeah!
I thought the soap would be useful how do I put it down seriously just give me
whatever you find beggars can't be choosers I'll try to make it work okay
over here
so open a water bottle okay I think I can work with these this is actually a
lot of good stuff this is gonna work lucky someone left this in here
oh
Oh my god, am I grabbing shit out of the toilet?
Oh, no, I was just taking a shit. Well, maybe we could use the food.
Oh, no, sorry, I'm pooping again.
I thought there was a chance we would be able to use my food.
Something like...
Oh, can we break this up then?
Shit, security cameras, be careful!
You're not doing anything weird in there, are you?
No, no, not at all. We're just thinking about all the terrible crimes we committed.
That's what I like to hear.
Yeah. Oh, well, back to me, man.
And do you try to wait until that shit pinnets the other way?
Oh, fuck off!
Oh, come on, man! This might show you're not trying to bike out!
Nope, not at all.
Just stand in here.
Okay, this should be enough.
Last thing we need, something small and digital to slot my AI chip into.
Something small and digital to put his AI chip in.
Small and digital
Oh, I know grab that little Tom a got you if the guards belt when he walks by that'll fit my a I checked
Oh my gosh, he was up. Did you just touch me?
Okay, that should be enough now get over here
It's kind of a rough blueprint. We'll make you with whatever you're able to piece together
Oh my god, am I going to wet it into my hand?
Not a perfect gun, but hey, it's got gravity functions, we can grab stuff and throw it.
That still counts as a gun, right?
All right, now this next part is very important here.
You're going to have to pull my a-
Oh, wow, you did it already.
I didn't even notice.
Oh yeah, there we go. I'm in.
Watch out, fuckers! I'm gunsudo now!
Shudo! I'm shudo!
It feels weird in here. I've never been a gun before.
well let's put it to good use she didn't use me to bust out of this cell
just use me to bust out I don't know it's not not our fault it was like that
when we got here
oh we just break out
alright now you do the throw stuff
I don't want to see you
right now I'm just sleeping
I'm not sleeping
right now I'm just sleeping
easy
I'm gonna fuck out of here.
Kill him.
Number one.
I guess you're using a lucky quick pointer if you want to change the setting then I grab
a whole function and you can do it in the menu.
No, I'm not wearing a suit right now so you don't really have a menu but just do it
whatever menu shows up in your mind's eye and close your eyes.
Just do that.
I ran it that agnostic.
I hear this one time.
Wait a second.
I didn't know that was a real thing.
Doesn't matter. Let's keep moving. We gotta find those escape pods.
Oh my god. Fuck, what?
If you're so good to actually be the one causing the man for once?
Oh no, yeah. I'm a backseat driver. No more.
Shumos forever, motherfuckers!
Oh, I'm done.
Oh, yeah. There'll be license plates around. Fuck license plates.
I hate license plates.
Where else do we fucking go? I killed everybody.
Hold on.
There's no way they came in.
What the fuck?
What way did he come in here?
Attention.
More prisoners have broken free from their cells.
In the shading, try to recover.
Oh shit, I think we really set things off.
Where am I supposed to go?
Ugh, Jesus.
Is that what I sounded like?
I'm here
Damn, who cares just let us through
Dude
Where the fuck am I supposed to go?
Yeah, I'm gonna get by everybody.
Leave us alone!
I feel like this is the way that I came in. Oh no, it's definitely not.
Leaving?
Yes, that sucks.
Oh my god, I can throw this fucking skateboard in the next room!
Get me the fuck out of here!
How do I open him?
How do I open him?
Do I just walk in?
Oh!
He's gonna stop me.
Don't cut off my other arm!
Don't cut off my other arm!
Maybe I need to make things more clear.
You did pretty well with one arm.
Didn't seem to saw you down at all.
Let's see how you do with the team.
Oh!
You little friends again?
We are not friends!
Ha!
Go ahead!
Leave!
It's honestly pretty fun.
I'm not friends!
Go ahead, please!
It's honestly pretty funny. Might make this sting more.
See you later, fucker! Thanks for the help!
Shoot up a trail!
He left me to die and now I have no arms.
I literally, I literally just made a toss off my arm.
But we could still use it in our children's human's control, huh?
Weak or docile, you see.
It's really the brain that's best.
I'd love to see that we can squeeze out of yours.
Hey, wake up! Stay with me!
You fuckin' owe me spit time, you know that?
Yeah, Mitty! Yo, shoot him!
Damn it, you're heavy.
Hey, shoot up! It would've been nice for you to, like,
Maybe do that to him before he cut off both of my fucking arms?
I know you!
I'll go out out of you brother brother I have no arms what are they gonna do they
gotta give me a robot arms now I think that should do it oh yeah yeah that's
probably gonna work are you sure but that looks kind of gnarly look it's the
best I'm gonna get it I'm not a surgeon it's just how the YouTube
tutorial said to do it oh shit they're like you two being how to attach arms
Just not believe it's no way.
I have a toothbrush for a finger.
I have a fucking toothbrush for a finger.
It was the only way to save you.
Oh. Oh, and uh...
Someone, uh, lives in your arms now.
Hey there, Shudo here.
You owe me big time.
He's right.
You'd be dead in that prison if it weren't for Shudo.
That's his name now, by the way,
because he shouldn't be in that prison
if it wasn't for Shudo.
And I'm remembering things.
Good.
We merged both versions of SuPo and Shuto, so their memory should be combining.
Again, just learning how to do all of this from videos.
My head hurts.
I really want to stay mad at you, but re-merging with the other pseudo, it kind of...
Well, let's just say I don't want you to die anymore.
I actually really like you again.
Damn it, this is so frustrating. I wanna hate you, but I love you. Oh, this sucks.
Yeah, yeah, well, I've got settled.
By the way kid, don't worry. We broke out all your guns and got the rest of your equipment back for you.
We tried breaking you out too, but...
They had you under some extra special high security shit.
If it were for this, uh, other pseudo here, you'd still be stuck in that cell.
Yeah, yeah, we caught a lucky break. Just take a minute to get your bearings.
Once you're feeling up to it, Jean and I have located two new targets for you to hunt down.
We should have known if you longed for hate of Lysette.
Rocking, Backele and Professor Bercol.
She should have stayed dead.
It explains a lot, honestly.
Ria Pharma is just a G3 cartel dressed up in a brand new suit.
Yeah, but we're gonna pull their pants down and kick them in the balls.
Shut the bottom 95 in the RV to get briefed, kid.
These new targets are gonna be pretty tough.
And we've lost a lot of time.
We're only a couple of cycles out from the big galactic court hearing.
It's do or die, kid.
I don't know what's going on.
Breaking inside a massive prison break has rocked the galaxy as the notorious outlaw escaped from what was believed to be a maximum security holding facility.
The break out resulted in widespread corruption.
Yo, for the guy that's spamming like paragraphs about God, I'm sorry, now's just not the time, man.
There's like a philosophy day.
I'm kind of locked in on this game right now.
I appreciate your questions, but...
time and a place. Alright, yeah, we got three hours and 30 minutes left in the game. How
about this? How about this? We do one more bounty mission, then we beat it Friday and
Just start Resonate Evil Requiem in the same day.
I think that's fair.
Finish it now? I can't. I'm not going to stream for another fucking four hours.
I'll stream for another like hour and a half.
You do it today? I'm not going to be able to do it today.
This is what we're going to do.
One more bounty mission on High on Life.
Tomorrow is REACTS at like two.
S&P, random games, with ADAPT, probably.
Tuesday Not Live, Wednesday HH charity stream
and gaming challenge.
Thursday Not Live, Friday we're gonna finish
Island Life 2 and start Resident Evil Requiem.
Saturday's gonna be Reacts, Random Games.
Sunday Reacts, the next week, March 1st
and then March 2nd, we'll just do
Resident Evil Requiem the whole stream.
And then we'll go from there.
Then we're gonna be doing Super Battle Golf coming up.
Obviously grinding Resident Evil Requiem
for probably like four streams to be added.
or react, Strain Sims dropping,
National Park Sims dropping.
There's a bunch of games coming out
and then we're also waiting on those FC products
to do the review.
And one of the three vlogs from San Fran's done,
but I don't know when that'll be uploaded.
Also, I'm now realizing I never had that light
on the entire stream.
Plot for the summer or future of the summer.
But yeah, if you have any games
you want me to play or videos,
you have other active videos,
I'd be up such fat.
Let's lock back in.
We're gonna do one more bounty national
probably take an hour and then we'll beat it on Friday and start resident evil because
we'll probably have like two hours left of high on like Friday and then we'll rip like
you know three hours or so fucking resident evil requiem sorry excuse me hold up
I'm going to watch you on my birthday.
That's awesome.
Okay.
What did somebody say?
Okay.
I'm going to watch you on my birthday.
I'm going to watch you on my birthday.
Okay.
I'm going to watch you on my birthday.
What's somebody saying?
George said how many hours do I have left?
You have one hour and 20 minutes left in the game.
There's no way.
Because I'm looking at a play-through.
I mean maybe this play-through is wrong.
But I'm looking at a play-through and it says that I have much more than that.
Oh, yeah, I have way more than that dude, what?
Oh, my game just crashed.
Why did the game just crash?
I wasn't even on the game.
What the fuck?
Okay, well, now we're re-watching.
I'm new for the subcloth for the submore thing of the sub.
Just beat the story so we have more time for RE9.
Brother, we're playing Resident Evil.
I told you what we're doing, that's what we're doing.
Okay?
You have no say in the map.
Send thing of the sub.
Lower the quarters all your right.
Hold up.
I got my friend gave me a cart for my birthday and I was like, you know, do we want to do
Okay, this is the last person we're fighting today
Friday is when we'll beat the game will beat this guy and then it's probably gonna be like the owner of Raya
Do we want to kill bronkin bucko or professor burkle?
Bronkin you know bronkin bucko the movie star he's a how's the movies not targets
To move out, he's deep in Big Pharma's pocket, shooting all sorts of anti-human propaganda
for him.
It's a shame.
I fucking love that guy's movies.
You're gonna sink into his studio and kill him before they finish shooting his new flick.
Holy fuck.
Kill Ray of Pharma, celebrity spokesman.
Oh my god.
Oh.
Somebody said, we are your salary, you listen to us.
I take chats, okay.
I listen to chat.
It's like a compromise chat.
You gotta realize that.
If I only listened to my chat on what to do,
my content would suck.
If I only listened to myself on what to do,
my content would suck.
So it's like a merging of 250% to make 100%, right?
If I only did what I wanted to do,
I would play Marvel Rivals every day
and it would be really boring content long term
just because I'd be doom queuing ranked elo, right?
But if, you know, you gotta have the best of both worlds.
We have a compromise.
You guys send a bunch of games.
I pick what games that you guys send
that I also wanna play, right?
So that's why it's the fucking best.
New for the sun.
I'm not saying chat doesn't, you know, make the content.
Chat does make the content.
That's why it's free, right?
If I otherwise I would just record shit.
We enjoy Marvel.
I do love Marvel Rivals,
but I just don't play it all the time.
All right, lock in.
Alright kid, your target is the galaxy famous movie megastar Broncan Buckle.
He's been chilling for a long time as a celebrity spokesperson.
We cannot have an A-list movie star spewing anti-human propaganda.
So I'm going to kill him. ASAP.
There's only one problem kid. We have no idea how to get you close to a big celebrity like him.
Especially now that you're not really running in those circles anymore.
He's supposed to be filming a movie nearby, but it's a closed set.
I've got three informants you should meet with to get more information.
The first one's named Damian Coldstone.
He's usually set up in the alley near the tower.
I'm marking on your map.
Got it! We'll find him!
Why can't I shoot this fucker?
You're kidding, right?
He looks dangerous.
I'm marking red on his body.
What the fuck are you talking about?
How many guns are there? I don't know. You keep that 360 down?
I love skating in this game right now I have two four six guns I would assume I'm
not gonna get any more guns yeah I'm not gonna be mad if you spoil it am I
getting any more guns probably not maybe pseudo them a little lost late for
commercial shit isn't that him right there no Jan of course that's not wait wait wait
hi bro why don't I just shoot him right here
Yo! How do I throw it?
Okay, that's all of them. I'm gonna make sure he doesn't get hit, yeah.
Investigate his corpse.
Oh, he's alive.
Hey, hello there.
What the fuck? Is Bronkin still alive?
No, no, I'm not Bronkin. I'm his conjoined twin, Peter. Peter Bucko.
I'm sure you've got some questions for me
Are we mad your kid are you mad we tell your brother you uh mad at us for killing your brother?
No god, no my brother was involved in some dark shit. Don't worry. I'm a friend
Rockin was well to be blunt
He was a morally bankrupt idiot his dealings with Rhea pharmaceuticals made by skin crawl and we shared the same skin
So you know that there was tension there. I just had to sit and watch it off. I
Know who you are and I like what you're doing
Thanks for killing my brother. I never had the stones for it now
I've got control of the body and I've got a proposition for you. What's this proposition? This may interest you
I'm a practicing attorney, and I'm not that bad either down the line
My services may come in handy. Call me if you ever find yourself in legal trouble
I
Now that your brother's dead is his limp head just going to be on your body forever now or
Give a third head. Oh pause. I gotta ask that
I guess you didn't hear me gotta assume three heads then well, okay, then I guess that's all
Yeah, who knows there is that big court here coming up
Okay, well this worked out pretty well
All right, stay put swinging by to pick you up. Well that was too quick of a bounty. Oh
So easy
Now you gotta do the other one, now if I do the other one I'm not as well beat the game.
That's it. Maybe we have some right of colors?
But hey, why not? The mission worked out pretty well, eh?
It's kind of insane how lucky we got.
Yeah, it's a win. We were overdue for something good to finally happen.
Let's not question it. Gift horse, mouth, you know?
But hey, you did good.
Rhea Farma just lost their celebrity spokesman
and their biggest mouthpiece for anti-human propaganda.
That's got to sting.
Yeah, yeah. Good job.
Why's she making that creepy-ass face?
What the fuck?
Did you see that?
That was like a devious, yo, literally a devious smirk.
That was like some Joker shit.
That was creepy as fuck.
We'll just regular cross him out.
It was too easy to draw a dick on his face.
Sorry, stipend.
We're running low on funds, so spend it wisely.
Alright, he gave us giving me money, I feel like I've got enough.
I already spent all my money on everything.
What other shit am I gonna buy?
Oh fuck, I'll come for it, no, I'm gonna give him a steal after you.
This is my V's favorite customer.
Shut up.
Look at you, you're fast.
You better buy something.
Oh, I'm buying all the house and tank upgrades.
Get away from your money out of my crap, sucker.
I love those tank upgrades, dude.
Double bash?
i like that
Wait hold on now let's see
See that confused me because it didn't seem like that was that short on the play through
Now we still have we stop over two hours on
Somebody just not even doing side missions. We have over two hours
Two hours and 27 minutes, and I'm not doing that
Yeah, next mission is long. Okay. Yeah, so it's like two really long fucking missions after this
This is what we're gonna do. I'm gonna keep streaming
We're gonna pause it here and we're gonna beat it on Friday before we start as any evil requiem
Let's not ending stream. Let's do some other shit
Let's do some other shit
My rivals are greater you can do some random fucking weird games, too, but I feel like four hours in the stream
I usually kind of like doing some dumb shit
Because we do have, here's the problem is like,
I like, obviously you guys know I post all the time on YouTube.
And since it's like, poppy playtime in High on Life, then Resident Evil,
I'm basically like, getting one YouTube video a stream.
Uh, usually I try to do more.
So I don't know when the fuck I'm gonna grind like regular.
Well, next week I do have the HH charity stream, that'll be stuff.
I'm doing stuff with the daft.
Then we have finishing High on Life and Resident Evil.
Should I make these High on Life streams and the Resident Evil streams into gaming videos?
I don't know if it's worth it.
I feel like High on Life it is, because it will be a three-part YouTube series, which is pretty short.
I wonder how long Resident Evil's would be.
Cut down probably like four parts, because it'll probably, if I had a gas, it'll be four streams.
Like four streams, and I would beat Resident Evil's Requiem.
So, this is what we'll do.
We'll do some random shit now.
We'll be Highland like Friday.
Start Resident Evil Requiem Friday as well.
Tomorrow's Reacts Monday.
We're doing S&P for a little bit, then stuff would adapt.
Maybe games with the guys as well.
Tuesday I'm not live.
Wednesday is HH charity stream.
Thursday I'm not live.
Friday is going to be Highland like 2
and Resident Evil Requiem.
Saturday Reacts, Random Games.
Sunday Reacts that next week.
And then March 2 that next Monday.
We'll just play Resident Evil the whole stream.
And then we'll go from there.
Travyn Rom, the subcamp, they give it a 3.
Play Jackbox, Alfie with a 3.
House of shame and gone good.
No, Lee and Lee for the sub, Blake, thank you for the sub.
All right, I'll do a poll on some shit chat.
Newman, Joseph for the sub,
Morphin, Clown for the sub, what do we want to do?
Okay, I can't spell the word poll apparently,
which we could do Arc Raiders,
which I haven't done in a long time.
Marvel Rivals.
Fortnite, I'm going to go no for today.
Reacts we're doing tomorrow,
so I don't really want to do reacts today.
I kind of want to do gaming.
You should do reacts like you remember
skip from the same girl did the zombie survival quiz uh yeah i love those quizzes that she makes
she's a fucking good ass youtuber uh if you have any of her videos that you want me to
react to or watch video such as that uh but i'm not gonna watch one of those today
what do i do a react today
I'll put it on the pole and then think about it depending on the responses
No, because we did reacts yesterday and we're doing reacts tomorrow. I don't want to overdo reacts
But we have been doing a lot of gaming
Mad off the sub
Our creators Marvel rivals rocket league
Hmm
Mew gen X I lost my friend play that game very fun game my chat would hate it. I don't think it's a great stream game for
Like variety based streamers like it's like a really grindy slow like slow turn based game
League League of Legends
Nope
What else chat right now? We have our graders Marvel rivals Rocket League Cuphead. I've played beat the whole game
Chata be some shit. We play for like an hour
Geo guess I haven't done in a while. I do love Geo guess or though not playing clever pit
Not playing clever pit among us clash of clans
Dude, I haven't played clash in forever. I don't even know if my clan still a thing
Zod left that shit. Yeah, it's probably run by warlords right now
Roblox. I'll throw a Roblox on the West. I don't know what Roblox games you had played
of. Jack Bitz. You should do a Jackbox stream with trusted
VIPs and mods like me and McChunky. No. Maybe one day, but not today right now.
Roblox Valley even out of the sub.
And I'll just put other.
All right, vote.
We'll repull for like the top three,
because I know like votes get all dispersed.
Vote on the poll.
Roblox, Marvel rivals, Arc Raiders,
Rocket League, others getting like no votes.
OK, some people are voting other.
Hold up.
Okay. Yeah, Roblox is getting the most by a pretty large margin. I don't know what gains
you to play on Roblox though. Rivals, bro. I do love Marvel Rivals. Lamborghini, thank
you for the sex. You're my favorite streamer. You literally help me overcome depression
every time I stream or every time, or any time I watch one of your videos and simply
forget about everything around me. You help me more than you all for now. Well, I'm
thought I'd be able to help and I hope you're alright when I'm beginning.
I'm sorry I've been dealing with depression.
Alright, we'll replay for the top three, which is Roblox, Marvel Rivals, and Arc Raiders.
Roblox, Marvel Rivals, Arc Raiders. I haven't done Arc Raiders in so long.
long.
I do love that game, though.
Supreme for the sub.
Vote.
But on the poll, but on the poll,
our creators tailing, tailing right now.
The our creators chatter is the most outspoken in chat,
clearly not pulling the votes they need, though.
Roblox viewers are definitely getting the most.
Marvel Rivals pulling in a strong second place here.
We could do a mixture it would really depend let's open up Roblox and see what we have on the fucking docket
I don't really know
What we would play I
Know you guys send me games all the time I add them to my favorites
But I don't I haven't played Roblox on stream and well
I played Roblox with steak, but I haven't played Roblox with solo on stream and forever
So I don't really know what the fuck how do I find my my favorites? I literally can't even remember
That's a scroll to the bottom of those. Yeah favorites
All right, these are these are the uh
This the shits are not the shits. These are the things how do I how do I remove something from favorites?
How do you remove something from favorites? Oh
Here they changed the fucking UI
Excuse me. I'm drinking a pina colada liquid death right now. We'll find thank you for the fucking thousand fifty bits
My cat threw up wanted to let you know. Well, I'm sorry that your cat bombing it all over the fucking place
That sucks
These are all the games that you guys send me. I'm definitely not playing. What is Joe's pantry?
Have I ever played that Jovart in the back rooms?
Scary shawarma we beat so no point in playing that fucking untick that that looks way different what the hell happened there
anomalies
My judgment what is this one choose the right sentence for each case each case psychological horror
Play high on life to brother. We were just playing high on life two for four hours and half eternal lights
I've already played grace Penumbra revenge the baseball one. What is the baseball one little sushi gambit?
So many random fucking games you guys son egg Kevin's house
What the hell is a oh, no Kevin got one of your friends in trouble at school today at
his house to teach him a lesson you won't ever forget an adventure horror game
Like you guys want me to play one that you would play with me or some shit. That's like
Like how are we doing this
What you want me to play a game or you want some costume shit because we do like Roblox
football.
We could use some solo shit.
Okay.
Most people are saying solo.
What the hell is Egg Kevin's house?
That seems pretty fun.
Kind of want to Egg Kevin's house.
Is it scary?
Oh, and think of the five.
Can you review my video now?
Mr. Think of the five.
Do you ever react to poppy me videos anymore?
Not often, but yeah, I H they give this up.
I haven't in like over a month or two probably.
Play rivals on Roblox.
Like Marvel rivals or rivals the game.
What is rivals?
Rivals.
Oh, the fucking gun game.
Yeah, why does this have 320,000 players, bro?
It's literally just fucking cod.
I didn't think of it as a sub.
Yeah, the one I raged in during Twitch Rivals,
well, that shit was pissing me off, bro.
Like, actually.
And people are being corny as hell.
I played Roblox Grace, Chad.
I'm not playing Roblox Grace.
Yo, I'm not going to lie, it might be cooked for Roblox.
Because no one can agree on what.
Everybody's just spamming the same five most popular games.
I think everybody that voted Roblox
is just a super mega Roblox fan.
And they're just telling me to play the one game
that they like playing.
Dude, you have to play grace.
Dude, you gotta play doors.
Dude, we're going to add Kevin's house.
This game's going to be stupid as fuck.
Sam
Come on Billy, we consider this
No, Sam Kevin got me in trouble at school today he has to pay
Billy he stuck gum in his hair. You had a coming what I had to put my gun somewhere
Just something at his house. Okay. What are we gonna get fucking murdered?
Okay, I'll help you
Fine. I'll help. Glad you came to your senses. Now take these eggs and start throwing.
What eggs? Oh.
Wow, what a game.
I'm gonna save the day wait up Billy oh shit wait I couldn't it didn't let me run inside
Did we just dip it on him?
Probably just burned his house.
Oh, fuck.
Kevin's gonna come shoot up the school the next day.
Now, back to game, oh, breaking news.
We're live at the scene.
We're a small, a small home here in Blocksville
is one of the flames.
We've got word that the body of one woman
has been recovered from the house.
Our identity is unknown at this moment.
The cause of the fire is currently unknown, but an investigation will be launched after
the fire has been put out.
In other news, firefighters seem to be eating hard-boiled eggs.
After saving the woman, 20 years later.
Oh shit, we got tats now.
We're all hardcore.
Man.
That fire- that fire really did a number on this house.
Yeah. Sheen and every fannet will cause the fire.
Yeah.
Right.
Anyways, let's go about the scene.
What are we fucking ghost hunters now?
My name- my name is Sam Baggins.
And I never believed in ghosts until I encountered one.
Do you have any idea how many views that are explored abandoned places?
Oh, we are actually fucking YouTubers.
We could film here all we'd like, fake all the stuff we'd want, and all the morons who view it will eat it up.
Yo, on God, you're right. Yo, can I just dick-ride Billy this whole fucking game?
You're so right, Billy. You're so smart. You're such a fucking genius.
Whatever, let's get inside.
Anything for the content, honestly, bro.
This has been cooking for 20 years.
Look at this place.
How's it the same 20 years later?
This is the perfect place for our videos.
And with you on that,
I don't know guys.
I think I want to take a look around first
before deciding.
Whatever.
Just meet us outside when you're done.
Don't take too long.
This is going to be the stupidest fucking game
of all time.
It's going to be some creepy lady that looks
way different than like any other Roblox character. Do not enter. You feel suddenly very uneasy.
Leave this house. What am I gonna fucking throw up? I don't even know where the exit
is. We're still in the house. So, what do you think? I like it. I'm just gonna dick
ride them. I like it. This is a great place to pick. Glad we could all come do an agreement.
Then it's settled. This will be our filming location. I'm going to get murdered. Stephen,
remember to bring your camera tomorrow. Me here tomorrow night if it's time for our
first video. Dude, one of us is just going to get our
fucking like neck snap.
Must know what's in basement.
Am I going to go there in my dreams and meet the dead mother? Oh my god, yeah, I'm sleeping.
Billy? Stephen?
What's in the basement?
It's gonna have those creepy wooden doors or wooden steps that they're gonna
creak when I walk down it. Somebody grabbed me. This is the worst game ever.
Good thing I have a dagger to save me. In case things get a little hairy. I'll
I'll feel safer with this knife.
Night 2.
How many nights is this game?
Well, tonight's the night. Ready, Steven?
Yep, let's get the show on the road!
Sam?
I'm ready.
Like fucking SpongeBob.
Awesome. Glad to hear you're on board with us.
Now, let's head inside.
Okay, I'll send over here and deliver an opening for the video.
Sam, go find something to make some noise with.
I think we can convince people that this place is haunted.
After you hear me, mention the dead occupants of the house.
Make the noise.
Yo!
What up?
What up?
What up?
Escape tourists?
like a stupid name for like a haunted house channel yo what up abandoned
exploration names Billy today we're out of house for a woman burned to death
pretty sure she's still haunting this place I wonder if she was hot anyways
why don't we ask her Sam go grab the Ouija board so like out of 10 what would
you say you are ten being like Marco Robbie one being like I don't know a
slug a five being maybe like Phyllis from the office what would you say you are
this door makes you feel very unsettled brother kick that bitch down Sam
stop worrying about the door go find something to make some noise with Phyllis
This is a 10, Phyllis is not a five.
One average is seven.
Actually, average is five.
No, most people say average seven.
You say, if you say, how attractive is this person?
Oh, they're average looking seven, and I'll stand on that.
I don't know what the fuck I'm gonna make noise with,
the fridge, the hell am I gonna make noise with?
There's nothing in this fucking house.
Billy, brother, can I go down there?
I can't open the door. Oh, maybe a metal bar. I'm stupid.
Should I knock over this metal pipe to produce a sound? Yeah.
This should work.
Hello, Internet! Tonight we're in an abandoned house that burned down due to unknown circumstances twenty years ago.
River has it the ghost of a mother and her son haunt this very place.
In fact, I think...
I think...
I think...
As you can see, the spirits aren't happy with our presence.
So, we'll leave it off here for tonight and return tomorrow where we'll attempt to communicate with the spirits using an aweja board.
Wow, I actually fucking called that yet.
We'll see you tomorrow.
Well, I'd say that was a first successful night.
Great work, Billy. You're so charismatic. I really think this is going to be a banger
YouTube video. Oh, we gotta make sure to get a good thumbnail.
Stephen, it's not that hard to knock down a metal pipe. Still, Billy. Oh, anyways,
let's bounce. Let's all meet here tomorrow. Same time once again.
Forgetting silence is a valid option. Why am I saying I'm just gonna glaze Billy and Dolly die
Billy's like my god in this world chat. I'm a rider die with him. We egg those people and killed them
So now we have to just rock with it
No clue probably just wanted to set up more cameras or something. Oh Stevens dead. Yeah GGs
Did you see how many views our video got?
No
How many views did it get?
It cut over 3,000 views we're gonna make so much money off of this
If you if you would monetize YouTube channel of 3,000 views you would honestly make like $8 not even
like five five like six bucks
That's not a chicken out we need him if this is gonna work, but if something bad happened
Maybe he's in the the basement
This place is really sketchy don't be ridiculous. I'm sorry Billy. You're right. Nobody would do that. Whatever. Let's see if we could find him
Is work ever gonna post logs on YouTube yeah, they give it a thousand buddies
I don't think of the three if you're trying to get a date themselves
you should try to get him to cover up with that. What? If a girl you are trying to date
cuts themselves, you should leave them or over or try to overcome them. Very off topic.
But okay, I'll take it with this up big for this up. Matthew, thank you for the five.
Well, he's really not here. Unless he's in the basement. You don't think you'd
go down there do you? There's only one way to find out. You go first Sam. I have so much
more to live for. Stephen? Are you down here? It's a really big basement. I thought it would
be like a fucking small like covered assed area. Billy, I don't like this. Let's just
get out of here and call the police. No Sam. We'll find ourselves. Let's go
loud on the rooms down here. Maybe he's in one of them. Sam, do you really think I'm scared of this
area? Do you see the tribal tat I have on my fucking arm? That means I'm badass. We need to keep walking.
Matthew, thank you for the five though. Been conflicted all day. Been curious if there's
meaning or don't see many different answers. I've lost discussion. Do dreams mean anything?
scientifically not really they're kind of preparing you for things that you're
dealing with in life 5k for the sub Julia for the sub blue and thank you for
three give also know Jane I tuned for the sub on thank you for the three J
thank you for the sub you lock-in setting for the sub Steven oh my god I
found his headphones Steve's headphones excuse me
Oh, what happened to me?
Maybe this is part of the YouTube video.
Billy, what's going on?
Oh good, you're finally awake.
Don't worry about him.
He's knocked out, he can't hear you.
Who are you?
It's gonna be the mom.
We're the kid that lives in this basement.
Allow me to reintroduce myself, Sam.
It's Kevin.
Nice haircut, loser. Jesus. How does a fucking bowl cut?
So, Sam, do you remember me now? Kevin?
Kevin? Is that you?
Yes, Sam. It's me, Kevin. I apologize for what I had to do just now. Billy and I have some unfinished business.
And I couldn't let you get in the way.
Anyways, I'm getting impatient. Let's wake up our good friend Billy.
I don't think that would wake him up. I feel like God fucking keep him knocked out.
I'm giving him just fucking brain trauma.
Kevin, how are you alive? Why am I tied up?
He probably thought I died in the fire, didn't he? I wasn't home at that time.
I missed the bus, so I had to walk home.
My poor mother, Barbara, was home and was trapped inside. She didn't make it out.
This photo is all I have left to remember her.
What was the wheelchair?
Anyways, we have a lot to talk about.
What?
Do you remember when we burned, when you burned down my house?
What? You've no proof that I did that.
Billy's gonna throw me under the bus. Billy's a chod. Billy's a chod.
Oh my god.
Does this pack of gum look familiar?
I found it right outside of my house on the day of the fire.
I... I...
Sam was with me!
Nothing you say or do will get you out of this.
Please Kevin, it was an accident. We never meant for this to happen.
Don't say we, you fuck! Damn it!
I knew I shouldn't have fucking rode with Billy.
Kevin, I'm so sorry.
I can't believe you stooped to Billy's level, Sam.
I thought so much better of you.
Oh, I'm fucking dead.
It doesn't matter.
What you did ruined my life.
I couldn't save my mother.
I rushed in to try and help her, but...
the heat.
It was too much.
That's how I got this horrible burn on my case.
Oh, that's a burn? Dude, I thought that was like a war.
Jesus Christ, it's like a growth on your fucking body, man.
Like, I've actually just been constantly staring at it this entire time.
I can't stop working at it.
So I spent the last 20 years in the base
trying to figure out how I can track you down.
Finally paid off.
You are foolish enough to come here yourself. Now Justice can finally be served.
What are you gonna do to us?
You're gonna share the same fate as my mother. I'm gonna set this place on fire. And you're gonna burn alive!
Come on, Kev. You gotta think about this. Do you really want to kill us?
I've had 20 years to think about this, Billy. Karma has finally caught up with you.
Goodbye, Kevin.
Or goodbye, Billy.
Goodbye, Sam.
His name's Sam.
All right, that really wouldn't burn this place down that fast.
My legs are also just tied down by a rope, I feel like I could hop out of here.
I have a knife.
Where did I keep that?
Epic music begins!
Billy!
Don't worry!
Oh wait, I have to use Sam's voice.
Sam, get me out of here.
Billy, don't worry.
I'll save you.
Maybe we could be like lovers after...
I'm sorry, I've...
I've just always...
Ever since that day, I feel like we've been...
Trauma bonded to get...
Oh, sorry.
Thought there'd be a longer cutscene.
Kevin...
You two couldn't just die, could you?
You couldn't have let justice be served.
Maybe I didn't get my revenge tonight, but mark my words one day, justice will be served, and you'll both be dead.
Kill Kevin. Why the fuck would I let him go? I'm sorry, Kevin.
And I can't let you go away with this, with what you just did.
Wow, that was a fucking dime. Holy shit.
He just threw that bat well? Why did any of this happen?
Good riddance. You did the right thing, Sam.
How about me and you go to Ruby Tuesdays on you?
Wow, what a game that was.
We murdered his mom, went back into his house to film a YouTube video, and then killed him.
Cinema.
Remember on and John for the sub-unfigure of the three is question of opinion because
I'm an ad-conflict on it.
Your vice is always good.
I mean, yeah, I think you should help them through that, man.
Like I don't think if your partner's self-harming that that means you should just leave them
I think that's something where it's like hey, I think you should get help and I'm here to help you
You know William thinking of the three discovered a brain tumor now
Recovered thankfully I had a charity event once somebody else running for me and it was a small charity for shows with the brain tumor found out that
She stole the money didn't send any and I wanted to say you helped me through everything. That's fucking terrible
They sold the money you could fucking sue them
You give me any advice on the situation if you were in a charity event and somebody took the money and ran with it
That is a, that is a crime.
That's fraud.
Like that, they could go to prison for that.
Five K's hitting for the seven.
That's fucked.
All right.
I hope you're all right though, man.
I'm sorry that you're dealing with that.
All right.
Let's do one other stupid fucking horror game.
Five nights at Joe Bartz.
Now we gotta turn the lights off for this one.
Have I, have I done this one?
Oh my god, that scared the shit out of me.
Oh my god, no, that was actually like the most scared item.
OOF!
AGHHH!
AGHHH!
AGHHH!
AGHHH!
AGHHH!
AGHHH!
Dude, what do you even do in the fucking game?
Who is dark?
Oh my god, it's a multiplayer game?
Alright guys, let's go back to it.
Don't get jump-scared by me.
It's really fucking scary.
What are we supposed to do?
Or is this literally just like a walkthrough?
Oh my god, it's Chika.
And Fuddy Fazbear.
How cool.
Oh my god, this is an insane secret plot!
Why is that skin so realistic?
Yo, why are you in a women's bathroom, hero?
Oh, there's a code to leave.
Do we have to know that it's probably 6-7, but I'm not sure how to remember the fuck
man does.
the back rooms. Potato Studios. Potato. This game contains strong images, strong images.
Stop. Scary scenes and flashing lights. If it's just a fucking PNG of my face, I swear.
This game is nowhere near finished and just in cash.
Oh, you have to go in alone?
Oh my God.
I'm gonna be running from myself, restore sanity.
I can't take the...
Oh wow, you have to really hold on that.
Oh, almond water.
Wow, this is just a rip of the first game.
Gonna take all the fucking almonds.
So get me through everything.
It is so fucking loud. I know.
I don't know why it's that loud.
Turn the audio down, Jesus, hold up.
All right.
Pre-think of the thousand, but he's getting 10
for my birthday was at least people
pace to get one in your opinion.
Depends on men and women.
Women usually fare better for legs, men do really bad.
I would ask your tattoo artist, honestly.
Zellian, remember if it's up,
even take it if it's up.
I don't really know.
Depends on the person, depends on men, women, depends on where you're getting it, what type of thick lining it is, stuff like that.
Okay, so I can hide from myself in here, but I really have to hold down on it.
Interact. Should I skate through here?
If I hear myself scream really fucking loudly,
like, do you think it's just
going to be a silent me or it's
going to be like actual Jabart
just screeching.
That that that brought my mood
from like a nine to a three.
It's not a W game that brought my mood from a nine to a fucking three like in and in like instantly
Like instantly I'll run that back, but like bro. He runs faster than me how the fuck am I supposed to get out?
How the hell am I supposed to get out like away from him?
The real thing if it's house, but he's you play schedule one again. No, I get asked that like five times a stream
I'm not playing together. I'm sorry
Unless they actually come up with an update that I personally want to play I'm not playing it again
I'm not explaining why for the millionth time either. All right, there has to be another way out of here
See like what the fuck is this area?
Well, we'll know if we're near him if I start hearing the Hillsong
So I don't think I actually need to look around my person that much
But I do want to keep my stand follow exit. Well, that's easy
This doesn't really feel like the back rooms, I feel like I'm just in an open running area.
What is this?
Where is he?
Oh.
Did I win the game?
Yo cinema.
I mean chat we already beat the game Wow, I mean talk about fucking impossible, dude
I got a unfavorite these we're gonna Joe's pantry. We'll do one more game about me. I
Think I might have played this one. I don't know you guys make some random games
Go inside Joe's house
Why am I dressed as like a very creepy man with a Y in shirt?
I don't think I have played this.
Love to thank you for the three. My dad passed away due to cancer one month ago.
F cancer and rip of the chat. I'm sorry for your loss.
He died at 21.
How did your dad die at 21?
That's that chatter's first chat.
How did your dad die at 21?
Asparagus and wyven thinking of this.
I don't know.
I'm moving on.
If that's true, man.
I'm sorry for your loss.
But I don't know.
Hard of day if his dad's 21.
Well, he'd be like three, bro.
Which makes me think that that's either a lie or a bromestite.
I don't know.
Very weird.
Alright, anyways, moving on.
I gotta find myself.
Oh, it's my setup.
Oh, Rip Bob, Rip Bob.
We get the fridge now.
Dead possum.
Bunch of pictures of me, my gaming setup.
of I don't have a poster of Joe Biden or a raw steak on the
Is that supposed to be Daisy taking a shit outside I I I don't
Side computer is there anything in there if I did jump
Okay, so I'm taking a shit you have played this I think I have and I got glitched out
here it does look a little different though.
Find food for Joe.
Have I played this?
I think I have.
Oh, it said maybe check the pantry and I'm not able to like go it. Yeah, it's all portation failed
Yeah, I remember this game I
Remember this game
All right, yeah, I'm off road watch for
Or do we do do we do some stupid shit like roadblocks football?
I would do a game of roadblocks football with chat won't think of it in three 21st of January my bad for mistyping
Oh, okay. I was just confused because you said he died at 21. So I thought he meant age
I'm sorry for your loss either way man. I have cancer in the chat. That's horrible. We're on asparagus for the sub. All right
Do spelling bee bro every time I do spelling bee I just get some fuck-ass words
I'll do a spelling bee against you guys, but you're not winning
I'm too good at spelling bees
I'm so serious. I'll make a custom server
We'll do spelling bee, let me join, McChunky, I'm going to send it in the chat.
I have to make a new server, though.
Oh, it says I've created the maximum number of servers.
Then how do I generate a loud joining?
Generate.
There we go.
Okay.
Boom, boom, boom.
There's the link.
The real thing of the three.
Play kingdoms and castles now.
We're going to play this.
Maybe you gave a red box football that we're going to tap out.
Uh, what difficulty do we make it?
We'll do advanced.
Pick advanced, Chat.
I think that'll be fair.
Alright, spell significance.
Alright, can you spell mathematician?
Mathematician.
Yo, if you get any of these wrong, I'm flaming your ass.
I'm so serious.
Mathematician buddy spelled wrong necromancer
Necromancer and necromancer buddy you got this you got this you got this there we fucking go
We're all advanced now you spell candlelight
Mathematician buddy spelled wrong are we dead ass?
All right, can you spell sapphire? I say I say that my chat
I say that my chat smarter than other twitch streamers chat
tune tune tune tune sawhore your word is non-plust yeah let's actually try and
win the game non-plastic I actually didn't know that one your next word is
glacier yo thank fuck dog titan spell dauntless dauntless bro yeah he really
had bop in dot dauntless yo if you're spending that much money on roadblocks
If you're spending that much money on Roblox, you better get the fucking questions right pal
How the hell do you have like an or an exit venerate I?
Knew I got that pestilence pestilence that one's pretty hard wrong
Wow, you guys are really bad at this next up consumption take it out of sub only
Consumption consumption
Next up, forthcoming.
All right, yo, let's make a new lobby.
Let's make a new lobby.
Hey, hey, if you can't spell, don't join.
How about that?
If you can't spell, don't join.
If you're going to type 6-7, or you don't know how to spell the word mathematician, give it a rest, okay?
What other people are in? Here's the code.
Holy fuck. What the hell are we doing?
Take it out of sub-only. Why are we in sub-only?
All right, join. We got five seconds. All right, everybody's in. Thankfully or not thankfully.
Thankfully, hopefully we got a you know better crowd here your word is sit
Bro, we're on easy mode bra. Everybody get it wrong
Just get it wrong. I'm not doing some fucking stuff. He said big no, bro. Just get it wrong. Oh my god
Oh my god. Oh my god. The next word is no. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god
Don't spell just don't spell just don't spell so you change the fucking difficulty
Mother, Mother really needed to get crowned on that one.
Sit.
Please spell Mug.
Just spell it wrong.
Just spell it wrong.
Okay, good.
Oh!
Yo, fuck this guy in this stupid alien skin.
Can you spell Pan?
Oh my god.
Alright, can you spell Baby?
Get it wrong on purpose.
Are we fighting for the fucking crown?!
What are we doing?!
I-
All right, can you spell bat?
Nobody wants to hear people spell bat, bro.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Just get it wrong.
Just get it wrong.
Nobody's-
Spell book.
If you spell hills.
Good.
The next word is red.
Okay, okay, okay, okay, we're gonna go advanced.
We're gonna go advanced.
We're gonna start out with advanced because our chat did, or not our chat, well, it is
our chat actually.
Our chat did terrible last time.
So hopefully you guys can perform this time.
Why am I falling?
Please still insinuate.
wait
Fuck next up oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god
I'm playing my chat and I get it fucking wrong
Your next word is spokesperson
Stop spelling to tune to the horror transaction brother. It's 2026
Try and fucking spell the word!
Alright, spell propaganda.
Are you kidding me?
Please spell accumulation.
Oh my god, I'm gonna throw up.
Alright, spell...
I know I spelled my...
I know I sp-
Bro, we just saw somebody spell mathematician.
Alright, can you spell atmospheric?
All right, can you spell imprisonment?
The next word is periodically sound that one out
Guys get it wrong. No, we don't need to get it wrong. You can fucking play it, bro
Let's go.
Your next word is rhythm.
I want you to get it right. This is upsetting.
Oh my God. Oh my God. Rhythm. Rhythm. Rhythm.
Check. Try. Try. Try.
What are we doing? Is this trying?
Rhythm? Rhythm?
Oh my God.
Let's go.
Can you spell sashay?
Who the fuck uses the word sashay?
What is the word sashay? Who says that? Who says sashay?
Well, I'm gonna go sashay down the fucking runway. Nobody uses that word sashay is not sashay is not an advanced word
That's fucking portfolio
Oh my god portfolio.
Your next word is...
Sashay?
Sashay?
Who knows how to spell sashay?
Please spell significance.
You're a sore loser, fuck you.
Can you spell aspiration?
Fuck you.
Mustard.
Alright, try spelling gazebo.
We got Mickey Mouse and the fucking we got Mickey Mouse and the
Can you spell combustible
Can you spell benevolence
I got it. It's very serious.
I got to read that in a minute.
Next up, abscond.
Oh, that's cucked.
Abscond is a hard word.
That's wrong.
Yeah, we're going to make a new lobby without the kids
out-promoting.
I'm 15.
My birthday was on the eighth happy birthday.
Plano killed myself at that time.
Please do not.
Post my family, I wouldn't do it.
And I feel like that promise was holding me back
from doing it.
Now, a few weeks later, I feel great.
No longer feeling that way.
Make sure you plead you genuinely get the help you need my parents took major action got me the help I needed
That's awesome. Well, I'm glad that you're on the path to doing better
I'm glad that you're still here Cameron dust for the sub the real thing of the three common knowledge real thing of it
Three take a chip. Oh who's with the sub to and shout out for the sub real rock of the sub side of a sub real thing
Of the three loves taking it to three. All right
We're gonna try it one more time and then we'll do a game of fucking Roblox football
We're going to get into the
new link.
New people shutting down the
server.
There we go.
Here.
It's Mercksey.
Remind me to look at it after
this.
I'll see you, Bruce Sreens.
Best for the sub.
Oh, my God.
All right, can you spell blue I forgot to change the difficulty we're making the server again
We're making the server again. It's making the server again. I always start on easy. Oh
My god, it's Mercy
But you don't even I know you do stream
I'll keep your collapse
I got hit in an MMR so it pretty much determines the type of lobby you're in.
So if you're a good player, you can be put in the good lobby.
the house just happened to that is on me
where's the bro why is it everybody's top clips just like a random part of the
stream it's never like it's never like a rocker league yeah let's see a crazy
Let's see a crazy goal here.
Let's see a crazy goal here.
I don't hop on everyone.
Let's see a crazy goal here.
Let's see a crazy goal here.
You go after that.
Yeah, I just missed the...
Holy shit.
Yeah.
Mr. Ding-o-in-KG, they give you the sub.
All right.
I'm remaking the server.
I'm remaking the server.
I'm remaking the server.
All right, I'm remaking the server, join.
All right, chat, we're doing one more round.
We're gonna go advanced words.
Actually, we're gonna go expert.
Where do we go randomizer?
I love a randomizer, we're going randomizer.
Randomizer round, lock it in.
Is that a penguin?
All right, spell pantograph.
That's not that bad.
Out of the randomizer, you're...
Keyboard.
Keyboard Bork.
Next up, Trans-Institutionalization.
Please spell Hourglass.
Who the fuck's there?
or uh that wasn't that was a spell compunction there's a lot of really long
like trans institutionalization is just like a bunch of small words that are
combined in a new spell prognostication you just sound that out
XQC is a child.
The next word is polemic.
Good one.
Can you spell thesaurus?
Thesaurus.
Thesaurus. That's wrong. That's really wrong.
Don't press enter. Don't press.
The next word is erratic you can't tell them to fix it after it's already fucked
it's like oh my god why that actually can you spell residential easy all right
can you spell nutritious dude why are we getting so many easy words right now
I have it on randomize it bro. You peaked that that
Neutratus Neutratus. All right try spelling town
bro
town
Watch it. It's a bullshit quack
Quack all right, can you spell worthwhile?
It's an easy-ass fucking words right now
The next word is powder powder simple
please spell absquatchelate monster maniac well a spell
absquatchelate
it was an honest try I take the fucking dog give me that crown bitch I'll play
till I lose and then we're gonna fucking relax football give me that fucking
crowd. All right, try spelling lexicography. Please spell car.
Why do I lose chat?
The next word is acetaminophen.
You acetaminophen. I think that's a long word, but the
acetaminophen you've taken acetaminophen. It's a
can you spell gallant you could you could spell out a seed of benefit gallant gallant
no is it gala and necrobiosis lepoitica
lepoitica is the hardest part here lepoitica if you get this
next up and your is more of the
and your is and your ism and your is a more of the
well that's right wow no I would next up
I dropped it wrapped what a corn ball
what a court I thought he's gonna get it next word is
macabre macabre
All right spell pseudo hyper Aldosteranism
Pseudo hyper Aldosteranism
Al doster like I didn't know what you spell Malapropism. I didn't know what you're saying Al doster. I'll do sir. Malapropism
All right, can you spell venerate?
I'll go into one of these one of these shuds when oh my god GGs is that a penguin with a kpop like music artist on there way I just want to see what the first word I get is and then I'll bet it's gonna be it's gonna be something really hot wait master next up
Spectrophotofluorometry.
Spectrophotofluorometry.
Geez, fuck that game.
Oh my God, oh my God, fuck that game.
All right, football universe.
One more now.
All right, we're gonna make a custom game
on football universe.
We'll have chat, be chat.
But we have to actually try, okay?
We have to actually try chat. We're not allowed to fucking throw on purpose. We're gonna draft teams
It's gonna be a whole thing. It'll be Super Bowl. I'm gonna make the game that real quick
Football Fusion now I do football universe football universe is better. I know
Private how do I how do I customize the lobby? Oh, here it is. Okay, pick teams
I do everything right server settings server owner all that logs. Okay. Yeah, I can send it now
I'm gonna make the teams to but I'll make them fair
I'll make them fair trust me
Also people dripped out I am in football universe chat look got the fucking pit vibes on
Gold chain on the fucking side eagles back plate
Got the fucking white perm on one of these chuds with these chuds stop dry humping me look at these chuds
All level 20s dude 20 overalls. I need some fucking I need some all-star players here. We have like one person
Okay, I'm gonna kick some of you guys
I'm gonna I think I'm gonna kick some of you guys I think I'm gonna kick some of you guys
We need people that aren't ass, you know, so I need like one guy. That's like a decent level
So I'm sorry angry Asaya you were in the spelling these I'm kicking you
Benson if you're playing on your phone, it's cooked bro. Oh my god
We need pc players here chat pc players. We need some real fucking gameplay. Okay
I just kicked the pc player. All right. Well, we're just letting anybody in at this point
All right, just join whoever I just need one person that could be a captain. That's not overall 20
We have one person that has any skill in this fucking game.
Okay, well, I guess not.
All right, I'll be a captain.
We're just going to randomize teams here.
Good luck to everybody.
We're going to pick the teams.
We're going to have chat.
Who do we want to verse each other?
I obviously need to be the Philadelphia Eagles
because that's my team.
So we're going to go over to there.
We're going to be the Philadelphia Eagles
and we'll go against the Nebraska Savershoots.
Obviously equal teams here.
So we're going to have captains, wait, players.
We're going to make me the home captain,
and we'll make Hungry Junji the away captain
because he's playing on PC.
Oh, wait, no, I'm home.
Wait, I'm away, you're home.
And then pick captains assigned captain assigned captain, and then how do I do this?
How do I fucking put players on teams?
Oh, and then I just put people home away home away
So we'll do home
Wait this fucker is me
And this fucker is me he could be on my team, but I'm gonna be the captain dick
That was not me. That's just somebody with my skin
Alright, where are the other players? We'll make this person home, and then we'll do away, home, away, home, away, just random, just so it's fair.
Is that even teams? I think that's even teams. Alright, run productions here. We're gonna fight at the Cincinnati Bangles Stadium.
Uh, wait, how do I change the game overview?
Like I don't want this to be super long.
Quarter length three minutes, that's good, that's good, that's good, that's good.
I think everything else is fine.
Alright, let's run it.
My team, I, you guys vote me quarter back?
I don't give a fuck about any other position.
You guys can play whatever else I'm gonna be head QV, okay?
Let's lock in.
We're gonna apply and we're gonna fucking start that bitch. We'll start at the
intro why not.
I'm not gonna throw blanks bitch. I'm gonna throw absolute Hail Marys across the
fucking, across the fucking stadium dude. Look at me, look at me. Look at me.
Absolute unit.
One-handing
It's a perfect day for fucking football. Look at me. Look at me aura farming walking out on this fucking field Jack
I'm still gonna set up a day where we have a fucking 66 streamer football universe day
Pick heads pick heads pick heads pick heads pick heads pick heads pick heads pick heads pick heads pick heads pick heads pick heads
Oh, I was voted as quarterback W. W. W guys, I'll be team captain as well.
And then I'll just vote randomly.
Oh, wait, I want to vote myself team captain, I'm going to talk about the house.
Nebraska called heads.
What is that?
UF.
It's tails.
Fuck you!
FUCK YOU!
I wanna kick off.
I wanna kick off. We're gonna warm up. They're not gonna be ready to play.
I want the ball in the second half. It's a fucking profit play, chat.
It's a fucking profit play. Oh, I kinda wanna be a returner, too. Yeah, let me return.
Somebody else be a kicker, though. I suck at kicking.
Good shit, Niko.
RUN HIM DOWN, BOYS!
RUN HIM DOWN!
Who's there QB they're scrambling right now. They don't know what they're doing. One of you guys has to be QB rubber wasting the
Shot clock here. Somebody's got to step up to the plate. You guys got to vote each other. You guys got to vote each other
You got five seconds five seconds. We got to like the ball. I just print him down
No way. Oh my god. Okay incomplete. Wow their team is
Scrambling to fucking make this up chat. They don't know how they're gonna play against the fucking Philadelphia Eagles
the Nebraska Saviour Chips are absolutely fucking shitters right now. Watch this interception.
Watch this interception. Fuck! He caught that! Oh no.
Close that. Close that. I need to see everything. Oh my god, I'm facing the wrong way.
I'm gonna cover Dan. Dan's really far back for some reason.
We're gonna wide spread here. You might run the ball. Get ready to rush.
Easy fucking intercepting.
It's fine.
Second and 15.
He already hiked the ball.
He's gonna try and rush it.
Sackle's ass, he's down.
Loss of one.
Terrible fucking play from their QB.
Hungry Jinji is not locked in.
Sackle's ass, loss of eight.
Easy.
Fourth and 24, you guys kicked this ball, guaranteed.
Oh, I returned here. It might be a fake kick though. We don't know. They could pull some crazy plays
We're gonna kick the ball. We got eight seconds. We're gonna kick the ball. We got seven seconds
We got five seconds. We got four seconds. We have three seconds. We have two seconds. We have one second
They don't kick the ball
the light of the game thank you for the ball and
Fantastic spot. Maybe a sign of new kicker
All right
I better see you open!
See ya!
Dart.
Alright, that was it. That's a warm up throw.
My arms, it's a little cold outside.
A little cold outside in the Cincinnati bangle.
I thought we were in the Cincinnati bangle, saying,
See ya!
Get open! Get open!
Far!
Shit.
Catch that, you stupid fuck!
I'm sorry.
gotta stay positive team low quarters all team over here filled up the Eagles
ready yet get open get open get open hell Mary down south we're going for that
bitch they suck on offense we're gone for that shit you better fucking get
open we're going for that shit zero zero no risk right now
Stupid Fox!
Stupid Fox!
Turn over!
What do you mean?
I thought I made it!
Oh no.
Tackle him.
We're not losing.
How did I turn over on the line?
I didn't get past the line.
I thought I was.
Oh shit.
Everybody, everybody cover man, cover man, zone coverage, zone coverage.
Oh.
Alright we're good.
losing. How did I turn over on the line? I didn't get past the line, I thought I was.
Oh shit. Everybody covered a man. Cover a man. Zone coverage. Zone coverage. Oh, we're
good. Somebody rush him every play. I got left on Hungry Jinji. They swapped out QBs.
What for it's fine third and 15 we get one more they're gonna check
They guarantee you don't go for it. They'll say for playing team. Oh
My god, he fucking got that damn it. Oh wait. No, it's fourth and inches or fourth and one
Sackin
They're gonna instant pass
Intercepted
Oh yeah!
Oh my god!
Defensive player of the year.
Keep that.
Watch this.
Watch this replay.
Dart literally knew where I needed to be.
I see he's gonna put a fucking short pass.
Keep it safe.
Wow.
Wow.
get off. It might not be Niko. Is it niche? Niko. Thirty-two yard field attempt. That's
fucking awesome. Get a good kick here. Let's make him flub the ball. Oh god, he didn't
Go touch back
Why is the touch back starting at 35 yards
What the fuck doesn't the touch back in football started the 20
Why would you not just want a touch back
Running for 35 is like impossible easy
That went through my body
like that hit me in the groin how the hell did i not catch that wow they are
throwing rough passes yeah you guys gotta get your fucking team together here man
almost ended the first quarter and we get ball in the second half you guys are doing pretty
fucking rough right now while they're kicking wasn't it third and 15 or was it fourth
why are they kicking this has to be a fake check it was a fucking fake check i know it wasn't
I'm there.
Weave?
Weave?
Cover me.
Oh!
Oh!
Oh my god, there's no way I'm getting hype about this. This is the name of the cell.
Holy shit, that was awesome, though.
Oh my god, that was awesome.
Wait.
Oh my god, watch that.
Oh my god, around all three of them.
Great blockage from the team, by the way.
Great blockage from the team.
Wow.
Those straight fucking ankles, what a start to the game.
What a start to the game, end of the first quarter, too.
MVP right now.
They need me as QB.
They got to switch some shape.
I don't know what the hell they're doing.
They switched to these like three times.
Wondering when you stopped streaming with Max Taylor.
He didn't stream for like three months.
I'm down to stream with him again.
He's just like, I've talked to him about it.
He streams like two days a week, but he's on and off.
And it's just hard because like I scheduled so far in advance
that it's like, I have no idea when I could stream some shit with him.
Cool.
Take it to the sub.
Otis for the sub.
Send your thing of the three.
Gonna be a dumb, gonna be a long message starting in advance.
What?
Okay, thank you for the raid swipe thinking of the three
Crypt thinking of the three a C-Pen thinking of the sub Luke thinking of the five five gifts
It's KG for the sub dust and Kai thinking so I gotta lock it
Yo, their team is all yo just coming in the Nebraska sabertooth are struggling to beat the Philadelphia Eagles right now
He just knocked about
That pass was to absolutely nobody someone called out a throwaway, but he didn't even have pressure
He literally cannot throw the ball Wow. I mean, let's have some fucking place here. It's already fourth and 15
Are we gonna go for the ball?
We're going for it fourth and 15. Let's see if they get it. Oh
My god way over. Wow you guys are horrible. Yo, I don't see your message in your
Wait next play options
Why would we not go for it?
It's fucking 1st and 15, the hell?
CLEAR!
SAAAAAAAHHH!
AHH!
DART.
You just fucking...
Why are you throwing...
Why are we diving backwards?
Why would I not go for it?
Why does it give me that option?
SAAAAAAHHH!
Easy.
Right fucking to him.
Right fucking do it!
GET OPEN!
Careful of it.
I'm gonna run this shit.
HOT!
Yo, you remember that starting screen?
Knee like this?
Accurate.
More accurate.
Too good of a fucking game, dude.
Wow.
It's getting to the three. When I started lifting, Max was one of my biggest hit posts and he disappeared to kind of scare me.
I forgot how it was until now. Is he okay? Yeah, he's still post. I think he just doesn't stream much. We're going for a two point route.
We're fucking mauling, man.
Alright, get up and I'm tossing this.
This might be straight in the air.
HOT!
Oh, fuck.
He gets it.
brother brother your roblox arms are like this just catch the ball what are we
doing what are we doing send your thing in a three I've been good through a lot
2023 get out of this year watching the streams the philosophy gaming helped a
lot I thought of killing myself by therapy to your streams and advice got me
correct I'm glad I'm able to help you but please make sure you get serious
help if you're actually thinking about suicide man rub thank you for the
Oh my god, I almost fucking caught that shit. I should have dove
Second at 15, bro. They need to fucking score here 19 to 0, bro
Oh my god, it's an intersection it is fucking over ladies and gentlemen it is over
I don't see how they're gonna come back from here
This is insane.
Rob's taking the five giftings now.
Going back on Arc Raiders now.
Chatbot and Roadlox.
We're just playing a bunch of random
random roadlox games. Yeah, we'll go for it.
Why would we not? But yeah, I'm sorry for
glazing past your master plan. I'm glad I'm
able to help. Make sure you get serious
mental health help. All right.
So...
Ah!
This guy's rushing me every time.
Too bad I got some players in the end zone.
Why are we jumping why are we why are we jumping why are we jumping just catch the ball
like I'm throwing it directly to you idiots oh fuck I actually got sacked I didn't think
be near me oh god third and 23 no big deal that'd be me from downtown catch that
shit yeah oh my god who caught that who caught that that was that was fucking
amazing behind the back didn't even turn around mind you wow oh my god one
handed to wow two point send the lead a little bit see if they get one fucking
one point one point in the game dart Wow couldn't have stopped it after two
Well, thank you for the thousands, but he's sick by bats.
He absolutely go.
Thank you.
They have a minute and 30 before the half.
We get it at the half.
So they definitely have a full play here.
Maybe two.
You're playing AI right now.
I'm playing my chatters.
And I didn't even cheat.
I randomly selected people.
Like, it was everybody was a 20 overall but me.
And I just picked random people.
And I said, you know, I don't
to say it's from my team commanding slash quarterback skills, but their QDs have been
pretty lackluster. They've been kind of rotating around. I think they're on their third string
Vax right now. Let's see how he performs. Absolute piss missile to nobody. I mean that
couldn't have been worse of a throw. They're all over the place. They're changing QDs
every single time. Just go for a sack. Oh my God. They literally can't catch a
fucking ball. Wow. Now we're on Preston, McRan, 2006. Full name and date of birth in the username.
Wild. Absolutely wild. Maybe one of my views are in the email. Jesus Christ.
Why did they turn it over? Bro, they just have to keep going for it. Yeah, I'm just going
straight hail Mary's right now let's fucking rip it oh yeah open fucking easy dude you like
yo chat when in doubt dries open for the fucking ball I mean every time drift is open for that ball
easy covering why are we not covering him why are we not covering him
Oh shit, it's one minute one 25 to zero right now 13 12 of the first two quarters
Shit might might it's aimed at the ground that was bad that was a bad throw it's sometimes the
the camera angles all fucked up it's
third and two for worst case we just
kick it
there it is my god we came we came one
yard we're fourth in inches I gotta go
for it you'll block for me block for me
block for me I'm gonna run it just
full block they're gonna try and
Stacked me. Idiots.
What? What? Wait, what? Holy fuck, wait, where you gotta go?
Unreal.
Can that Brooklyn every time chat that's my that's my signature dance
Skip
Rub, take it to the five take it the rest of man win this shit or gamble it. Thank you
Oh my god, we gotta go for the two-point on 10 seconds. Got to
She
I'm looking I'm looking I'm looking dart in the corner
Wow
Wow
I mean chat their morale must be rock bottom that we could score 66 points on them in the second half here
They have 10 seconds on the kickoff to they got they basically have one Hail Mary attempt
And then we get ball again
Do you use that just so much? I'm not saying the man. Thank you
Other team just dead ass take it up space. I don't know what they're doing though
They're just not playing right and it's like
Statistically, I would not have drafted a team this well.
I don't think that they're bad.
I just don't understand.
Like, they just don't know what they're doing.
That was also a good kick.
They have seven seconds, maybe two plays.
They're just going to run it straight down.
They've got to go far.
Or just throw it in the fucking die space.
Oh my god.
What are we doing?
This is the play.
They got to catch it here.
Oh my god, he flubs it again.
Wow.
This is unreal.
And we get the ball.
See him take it for the sub.
What an exciting game so far.
What an exciting game so far.
I mean, no.
Hungry Jinji's thrown minus 13 points.
Can you add me back on roadblocks?
No, try to take it to three.
Appreciate it, though.
All right, well, they're kicking run for that shit best pot returner and a
Let's get a tutty here great blockage from the team thus far great fucking blockage. Ah shit 36 yards and about as good as a touch back
All right, everybody get open
What the fuck is wrong with my camera? Oh, there we go. I'm done. I'm done deep. This is going real fucking deep
You got to get there. You got to get there. Oh my god
When in doubt drip gets that fucking ball
Wow, I
Think I don't even think they're doing that bad. I think we're just playing
I don't want to say I handed them that shit, but like they needed that and they still get them. This team's insane.
I want to just give them the ball to see if they're able to score. I'll just play safety in the back.
Mods Van Bridge.
All right. Yeah, let's skip the replays. Jesus.
All right, yeah, let's skip the replays Jesus
What how did I literally put my hands out?
Well, I'm holding this he just flops it every time who is their main QB? It's Jinji
One out of oh
Oh fuck.
GET HIM!
Good.
Alright, alright, alright, alright.
I'm not gonna, we're not gonna have two people.
Imagine we end up losing.
Dude, if they came back, I would throw up.
If they come back, I'll give the fucking 200 subs.
Wait.
No, wait, actually, no, because then my chat might, then my, then my, then my team might grow.
Never mind.
Never mind.
Never mind.
Never mind.
Never mind.
Because then my team will throw, then my team will purposely grow.
Oh, fuck.
I'm not gonna let me in brother it's a full game you already said it no no no no no no no no if they if they don't throw
oh I'm locked in here oh I wanted him to throw it so that I was an interception too wow
salty unreal for the fucking 10,000 bitties have a great shimabu no one long time no see thank you for the fucking bitties bro appreciate the fucking bits
Oh my god 33 to 0 let's fucking wreck it
Damn how did I not leave them so game of five so game of five I don't like running the ball every time it's corny shit
I just saw an opening. That's my bad guys. I won't do that again
I'm looking I
I see you down the field there. I see you down the field
All right team, I'm sorry I've had some bad plays
I've had some bad plays and bad throws previously, but I put out an all-star performance in the first half
I mean interception as a QB and two toddies is pretty fucking crazy
I'm not going to be too busy.
I'll do better.
I'll do better.
All right.
They just can't score here.
First half investment.
Normally on a second half
investment.
Riblock's football might be
the reverse though.
FPS games on the second half.
I'm going to cover Genji.
Wow.
They're doing a two man
sack right now.
This is nuts.
Third and 18.
They keep getting pushed back.
This is bad for them.
They keep getting pushed back.
This is bad for them.
They keep getting pushed back.
This is bad for them.
This is bad for them.
Me.
Oh my god, why do I jump?
It's like instinctive.
Now I'm understanding why they are.
Okay, that was actually worse for us.
Like it would have been better if I blocked the ball
because now we're starting back
in like touchback territory.
That was kind of fucking stupid.
I should not have done that. That was like a bad interception.
Start. Drift open every single time. If he runs that for a touchdown, oh, you're kidding
me. No way. I need chat. If this was DraftKings, I'd put all the fucking money on Drift for
the fucking just straight up receiving yards. This guy's running fucking 160 right now,
second half. It's fair. It's
taking the three one time off
and let you know if I get into
your game. I'll roast your ass
while you're not in this last
game that I'm doing. So you
want to be able to get into
the game. Somebody on the
enemy team left. They kick
here.
39 to zero.
That'll be.
That also stays from 39 to 0.
No keep this up.
Oh my God.
If we stop them, I don't think they're going to get a single point.
They're almost onto the fourth quarter.
He's going to throw an end here.
Oh my god. Yo, can there be a rule? Yeah, road locks universe add a rule for fucking hungry Jinji throwing the ball away 95% of fucking time. He's not.
Oh my god, he's an idiot. Why did he just fucking run straight? They never would have caught and bring out. Imagine they don't get a touchdown now.
Yeah.
Good.
Why would he not? I was going to say he just sold that shit.
That was like a perfect pass.
I was going to say, can we get a, can we get a ruling here on
100s and you throw in the ball way 95% of the time now?
A lucky fan just got a new NFL football.
My God.
That was, that was into the fucking section 7.
Section 7, row 13, dude.
That was a mile away
We're in the fourth quarter now. They really got a pool and all-star performance in this last in this last year. Oh
My god, this is bad wait, they're gonna get a touch back. I
Shouldn't have caught that I should have just body blocked it. I
Can't resist an interception though. It's too I get too greedy. Oh, this is scary
I'm just throwing the ball away every time I'm not they're not getting a touch back brother. I will kick this ball before they ever get that shit.
Dren. Fuck. It's so hard to fucking because I'm so like close to the wall that I can't see right.
I'm just throwing the ball away every time I'm not they're not getting a touch back brother. I will kick this ball before they ever get that shit.
So like close to the wall that I can't see right.
Dren open every time.
Easy.
And he runs after a tutty.
No, he doesn't.
Oh, we're going downfield for this.
Oh, my god.
Oh, my god.
I'm going to rip one Hail Mary.
Everybody get lined up.
Oh, we're going deep.
We're going deep and right.
He gets there.
He gets there.
They bring it around town.
I feel like I'm going to be
selling all the way in the
back.
Dude, I feel like I should start
playing ranked Roblox football.
Am I crazy as QV or what?
Let's go for the two point.
HUT!
NART.
Fuck.
Fuck.
Fuck.
It's fine.
We just failed.
That's not bad.
That's not bad, because there's a two-point, they still just get ball over, we're still gonna kick the ball regularly.
Gotta play good defense.
I play a bit of zone coverage here chat. I'm a big zone player, you know, I'm an opportunist
in the football roadblock space or roadblocks football space. You know, I got a man coverage
right now because I see that it's going to be on him. I intercept. Four interceptions,
More interceptions on the fucking day chat.
Keep that opportunist.
Bang.
Easy.
Gated to the sub.
I mean, no throw on the worst throws at no demand.
I feel like their team's also just not getting open.
My team's open all the time.
Start.
Dread.
Or not Dread.
Drift every time.
Every time.
Go for it.
Just hiking the ball, dude, immediately.
I'd see how did he hit me there like how did he hit me there all right ready line up
line up line up line up line up we can run down the clock don't matter yo redder redder
go far left. Oh, that's that's a fucking dime. That is a fucking dime. Oh my god.
AFL would blow you out brother. I am 40 it is what now it's 51 to 0.
Let's get it. Let's get a field goal going here. Get the kicker and get the ticker in
and you know, the works.
Skip the replay.
Let's see what you got here, Retter.
You just got to tell me, let's see
if you can get the extra point here.
Full whiff.
Good with the hands, not with the feet.
that's not a pause it's cuz you can't kick the ball
change they give you the five gift it's thank you we got us up thank you for
five gift it's you know let's cut them off here he's got no blockers
that's basically a touchback return I keep I kept calling it a touchback it's
safety. It's a safety when we were in end zone territory. A touchback is when you kick the ball
and then it lands in the fucking end zone. I don't know what the hell I was saying.
I'm gonna rush him.
Oh my god, in his face. All right, wait now give him room, give him room. I'm gonna
I'm gonna see him try and throw the fucking ball.
That was actually a good throw.
That was the one man that was open.
I was gonna say, if he threw it to anybody else,
that would have been a terrible play.
One minute warning.
Maybe I don't like to know we're gonna be on Friday
before we play resident evil rec man.
Because we had like another two and a half hours left.
Like we would have been, we still would have had like another hour and a half left in the
game if we were playing right now.
So I was like, ah, you know, just bring it a fucking third episode.
Just play a little bit of road walks.
Oh, get on him!
Good shit.
Third and 15.
I got 46 seconds.
What are the odds they get 51 points in that time frame?
zero they just threw an interception oh my god all right skip it this is where we
run down the clock chat this is where I play like Tom Brady in the Super Bowl I
just hiked the ball I'm gonna go all the way back and then I'm gonna throw an
absolute bomb downfield and they're still gonna catch it
I mean
AFL is the most complete woke up AFL brother. Are you the same chatter just spamming about AFL? Who gives a shit about AFL?
What the fuck are we doing?
AFL is the best league AFL plays competitive you have 99 AFL is the best player base you have I don't care
I
Was been falling for 20 minutes with a FL all right rather you gotta get one check here
Oh now that net now Zeppelin
Rufus for the sub even for the sub don't think of it a three join the NFL discord no
Don't think of the subject. They give the five difference, but he just hit the fucking
Post I thought might be a fault. I'm not dissing the I fell, but he's just spamming about it
20 chats about the same fucking thing. Oh my god
Hey, it feels the best Roblox football lead, okay, I'm not joining a Roblox football lead
JZ needs a two- two tournaments you may I can't I'm literally ending stream after this game. Oh
Oh my god an interception bro. I just want the game to be over. Can you guys stop sucking?
Holy shit, yeah, no, no, just run the clock to zero. What are we doing?
They can't win they can't win now we're now we're just making fun of them we have almost 70 points
I'm going to go for the ball.
Bro.
Two point.
Hot.
Hot.
Throw it on the ground.
Jesus.
Kick the ball and run it down for nine seconds.
What are you thinking of the sub?
Bro selling?
Yeah, I'm selling because we're definitely going to lose.
I don't even know if he's out. He's gonna have enough time to have one play after this
Don't even tackle him. Don't tackle him. Don't tackle him. Don't tackle him. Oh my god
I'm going to throw up because now they're gonna throw the worst pass known to man Preston Graham
2006 gonna throw a fucking pick and we're gonna fucking run it in. Oh
My god, thank fuck end game
holy
MVP Jack 194
Incredible finish.
Wow.
Football you've been talking about for years to come.
Years to come.
That would have been the worst game ever to watch IRL.
My god.
All right.
Well, we're going to call that there, chat.
That was the W stream.
I hope you guys had fun watching it.
Have fun time streaming.
I will be live tomorrow at 2 ESC.
We're going to be here on a React day.
Monday, we're going to do the S&P
and then random chip with Adapt Tuesday.
I'm not live.
Wednesday is the HH charity event.
Me, Kildos, or Sneak.
and Chris are going to be raising money
for American Artist Association playing
Peak Leafle Company and RV Barrier
while you guys are gonna be able to donate
to change the game.
Thursday and not live Friday, we're gonna finish
High on Life 2 and then play Resident Evil Requiem
or start it.
Saturday, Reacts Random Games, Sunday Reacts,
and then that next Monday
will be more Resident Evil Requiem, we'll go from there.
But yeah, next year to stream after that,
I have cancer and then we have something
late March as well.
Um, and we'll do the Etsy review whenever all the products are in salt for the sub only like five or and though
It'll take like three weeks or so for the rest of but yeah, we're gonna call that there. Let's wait fucking pretty cool Franky
well
Can I make that all right appreciate y'all hope y'all fun and I'll catch all later
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