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I'm not sure if you can hear me, but I can hear you.
Hello, everybody, bloody good.
How's everybody doing on this fantastic fucking Friday chat?
It is a goddamn charity stream today.
Cancer in the chat. We're doing a charity stream for fuck cancer
If you don't know we have worked with
Fuck cancer. Sorry. Hi to burp
Let me restart there. We have
Worked with f cancer multiple times in the past one of the best charities. I've worked with they have a whole campaign
That they're doing this month
To raise money for obviously the charity f cancer
We're trying to raise, you know, I have the charity go at 6k today
As a rule generally, I really want it to be a goal of mine to at least raise half a million dollars this year
cumulatively through my own donations as well as chats
So every charity stream that we do
That I host myself
I try to match dough knows and we're going to be matching chats dough knows up to $10,000 today total
So if we raise 5k, I will match that will raise 10 if we raise six
I'll match it when we raise 12 if you raise 10 we raise 20 so
Well, that's how it's going to work.
I will try to read all the donos that I get for F-cancer.
But if I don't read your message, I'm sorry.
We're probably going to get a lot of donos.
I do want to have content rolling in as well today.
So I'm going to be reading donos every time I pause.
But if I don't read your message alongside it,
I do apologize.
So I'm saying that now, just to get that out of the way.
If you don't know F cancer, they're all-star takeover this March.
So they have a bunch of streamers doing their own individual charities.
F cancer, generally, you can look at the charity page.
It's pinned right now, or you could just do
Exhibition Point F cancer and chat.
They focus on prevention, early detection,
supporting those affected by cancer.
Basically, they're a charity that just helps people that are currently dealing with cancer.
They help in terms of advocacy for cancer prevention,
Because obviously a lot of cancers may be genetic, but a lot of it is also environmental factors and people's diets and exercise and million other things
So they do a lot of work on that end. They're great people at the charity. I've talked to them before
And they asked me to do something this March for them, and I immediately was like, oh, yeah, this would be awesome
So we're going to be doing a charity
Full stream today for them specifically. We do have a few don't know goals if we hit them
Where the fuck?
Hold up technical difficulties
Okay
They do have a few or we have a few goals extra YouTube video for the week for a thousand bucks
I'll probably apply to next week because it's basically the end of this week
All twerk for a thousand five hundred dollars
maybe pop an edible for 4k and
Chat video idea for 5k total now side thing F cancer did send me a
a bottle of bourbon that they made alongside of Penelope. Hold up.
Hold up.
Responding to the manager.
He said he tried to call me. What's the problem?
Gotta explain now. Okay. Anyways, we might do a little bit of the Penalty Bourbon that they
did a collab with as well. So that would be cool. Yeah. Also, somebody did somebody said who
Who said Chuck Norris died?
Chuck Norris did die, written the chat for that.
I think it was last night.
I saw it this morning.
I don't know if he,
oh my God, bro, no fucking way.
Hold up, chat, you gotta give me a minute.
I gotta make a phone call.
Oh, my lord.
Small technical difficulties, chat.
Sorry, you gotta chop something from a video real quick.
Oh
Tell me to calm down
Tell me to calm down tell me to calm down. Oh
I'm gonna fucking I'm gonna fucking freak out. Is everything okay. Yeah, everything's fine. I appreciate you being curious chat
Everything's fine. It's some bullshit ad stuff. I just got a chop something real quick
Hold up
Sorry about this chat. Sorry. I know I was in the middle of my fucking intro for this
Oh my god
Where is it?
Hold up.
Damn it!
Fuck!
Oh my god, bro.
Why am I doing this right now, dude?
My god, bro, why am I doing this right now, dude? No, I'm gonna stop. I'm gonna go in a brand ran again
I'm gonna go in a brand ran again. I'm gonna go in a brand ran again. Oh my god
Hold up
Bro, where is it
Okay, hold up, I'm locked in.
Boom.
Dude, I literally I literally am going to freak out right now. I'm going to freak out right now. Holy shit, dude. Oh
My god, I wanted to start my streaming that I get a fucking call
So I got some bullshit. Oh
What is happening bullshit with an ad chat can't tell you about it it's contractual. Oh my god
Oh my god. No, this is, this is, oh. Boom. To boom. Oh, I, oh, oh, oh. Oh, I'm mad. Oh,
I'm mad. Hold up.
Okay. I fixed it. We're locked in. Holy cortisol. Holy cortisol spike. Holy cortisol spike.
Sorry, it's just like I want to do a charity stream, you know, and I'm hyped to do this
charity stream.
I'm not going to let it ruin the vibe.
Okay, I'm not going to let it ruin the vibe.
I'm going to unlock.
I just want you to know the reason I just had a high quarters all crash out right there
is because I'm trying to do something good.
You know, I'm trying to do a charity stream.
Not gonna call, not gonna fucking chop some bullshit.
Fuck that, right?
Who gives a shit about some stupid brand shit?
Fucking problems right now.
I'm trying to do a fuck cancer charity stream.
W fuck cancer.
Wait, that might come off wrong.
F cancer in the chat, we're locked in.
W F cancer charity, let's fucking go.
I'm locked back in.
Oh my God.
Anyways, we're raising money for F cancer.
It's a full react day today.
I'm matching chat's doughnose up to $10,000 total, right?
So we're trying to raise like 6k total right now.
I'll match that.
We raised 12, we raised 10.
I matched that.
We raised 20, blah, blah, blah.
We have a bunch of doughnose goals.
As I said, we'll fucking do an extra YouTube video
at $1,000.
We will twerk for F cancer at 1,500.
Edible at 4k, chat video ID at 5k, boom.
I'll try to read every doughnose they come in.
If I don't read your message alongside it,
I do apologize, but I'm gonna try
and get through all of them.
Also PSA, if you were going to send bits today
You were gonna buy bits you were gonna send something like that. Please instead
Exhibition point f cancer it's pinned in chat donate to the charity instead. It works just like a bit don't know wood
If you have a sub I understand it's different people want to keep their substreaks sub badges. I understand that okay
But I'm saying in general please if you were gonna gift subs today
If you were gonna fucking send other shit, just please donate to the charity instead
Cam for the three cage for the sub labyrinth taking for the five gift aids run for the sub labyrinth
for the sub labyrinth side for the sub Andrew for the five gifts tired of charging for the sub please shot instead of subs
In set you individual sub I get it instead of gifted subs
Please just send the money to the charity F over the sub tired for the sub anonymous. Thank you for the sex
Sorry to anybody is chat who anybody a chat with us to deal with cancer. Thank you for the sex, bro
It's thank you for the three crater entire for the two subs are the sub dominant
Thank you for the one nap cancer next a person for the sub Joey for the 10 nap cancer my girlfriend broke up with me
And you helped me get my mind clean. Thank you for helping you help me more now
You've helped me more than you know
Love you man. Stay safe. Thank you. Go sleep for the sub banana. Thank you for the ten
I hope you're right, bro. Thank you for the 10 f cancer
Thanks a lot for influencing me to change my views to be a better person getting me into philosophy
Thank you shadow and time for the sub Jordan. Thank you for the 20 to f cancer and Jack
Darth and Andrew take it with a five gift is Darth for the 20 to f cancer
Ethel and staying for the sub next to the sub. Please don't give subs today Jack send the money to f cancer instead
I don't want the subs today. Please send the money to f cancer instead
Elijah thank you for the fucking hundred to f cancer
Love your streams been watching this 2023 started watching the shoes about four months ago found out my mom might have breast cancer
Well, I hope she doesn't and I hope that
You know, she's able to find out soon from the doctors whatever scans they have to do to determine that
I'm sorry that your mom's going through the worry of that right now as well as you and your other family members
Thank you for the hundred though to f cancer
Late to the sub James the 10 to have cancer ever for the sub Denver for the 10th and for the one
Andrew and Jennifer take it with the 10 abs cancer Andrew for the five gift is great for the sub works on a three
Joe take it with the four Logan for the 10 to have cancer winner thinking of the five
Jbury for the sub James thinking of the 10 80s for the 15 Batman thinking of the two watcher thinking for the subs live and count for the
sub
Barry thinking of the 10 Melania thinking of the 10 blue for the sub banks thinking of the five
Nar and Gritz, thank you for the eight.
Phoenix and Zazel for the subs, Zarr.
Eric and Peck, thank you for the two.
Jackson for the subs, Zixie, thank you for the 25.
Daft Cancer, thank you for the 10.
Anonymous for the two.
Anonymous for the 10.
Jayden for the 10.
Anonymous for the 25.
Jack and Zarcher for the two subs, Alex.
Canadian Mateo for the sub, Rosalina for the 10.
RK for the five.
That, thank you for the 10.
Two F Cancer, never donated, but I figure I was going to do it.
Best to do it for a good cause.
Love to be here. Thank you.
Zarr, the subs, Justin, thank you for the one.
Labyrinth, thank you for the five.
Jonah for the 25.
gets her as well, sell that KR and go see for the sub.
Jackson, Mason for the sub.
Zixie, thank you for the 25 and Chip, thank you for the 10.
All right.
Tell me to lower my cortisol.
Oh my God. Oh my God. They want me to replace every single thing.
I hate brands. I hate brands. I hate brands. I hate brands. I hate brands. I hate brands. I hate every brand, right?
Huh. Fucking hell. Outside of the ones that I work with.
God damn, dude. It's just like the fucking... It's just like corporate bullshit.
It's like a little, you need this disclaimer so you have the fuck... Bro, who gives a shit, dude? Oh my God.
God what we're gonna have to run this fire we're gonna have to run this by our team for the 15th time because that
Actually, you know, that's a claim around the bottom of it. Oh my god. Oh
My god. Oh
My god, no, it's not a bad dragon ad
Boy, I wish
Boy, I wish I got sponsored by bad dragon
That'd be a fucking sponsor
That'd be a fucking sponsor. What's that? They make dragon dildos
They sponsor very random creators very funny company
60 thinking for the 25 death cancer, sorry
Let's lock back in landed thinking for the 10 anonymous for the 10 Jason for the 10 Aaron for the 125
Tanner thinking for the 10 K thinking the 10 Jacob thinking for the four digit thinking for the sub
Wait, why did I say that so nonchalantly?
Aaron, for the $125 donor to F cancer, what the fuck?
Sorry, I was not locked in.
Thank you for the $125 to fucking F cancer, man.
What the hell?
Carson for the 25, my name is Death Date
was 12 years ago, rip of the chat.
From pancreatic cancer.
I feel like this is a good thing to donate to.
Thank you, Andrew for the 25, Nick, thank you for the five.
Kenan, thank you for the 10, F cancer.
Anonymous for the one, BPAT, thank you for the 10.
Okay, for the sub 5 star thank you for the 10 big thank you for the 10 kids with the 10 tossing thank you for the 7 Abigail
Thank you for the 3 bricks. Thank you for the 10 TV for the sub later for the 10 and Aaron
Thank you for the 125 to f cancer again chat. We are already at 844 dollars and 44 cents
W fucking us far anyways
Here's the schedule f cancer charity stream slash reacts today. I'm not live tomorrow
Sunday bro be bro against Ron into a rainbow challenge Monday random games horror games
maybe horsey game again. Tuesday reacts into the Dollar Shave Club slash Call of Duty Endowment
charity challenge. That's why I'm throwing a beard side note. I'm only gonna do this real
crack. Exhibition point DSC if you want to check it out. You get the razor at target.
They're going to be matching doughnose as well on Tuesday for Call of Duty Endowment,
which helps veterans. This is their new razor. You get new Call of Duty content inside.
$4 shape club W called duty endowment. It's going to be a fun collab charity stream challenge then
$4 shape club called duty endowment. I'm gonna be playing with a bunch of warzone sweats
Some pretty cool guys octane aiden iceman
And it'll be fun and we're gonna be shaving for every challenge that we get done. It'll be really cool
So we're doing that as well. Anyways
Check that out. You could get it at target right now if you want or online
Out after this stream on a brand for maybe two hours straight. Let's just keep that in mind
I'm gonna try and get this at cortisol. Let's lower it just know just know that a
Relationship might have been tarnished right in the making right now might have been tarnished fully
I'm not like wow. I mean
Just utter insanity dude. Holy fuck
It's for the sub-chunk over the sub-crazy thinking for the Senate
How many of the 25 ghosts do you think of at the time to have cancer?
Venetist, thank you for the 250 to have cancer.
Dub in the fucking chat.
Bit battling stage four cancer.
I have two more months of treatment to go.
Well, I hope it goes well and I hope the treatment isn't too, uh, like taxing on your body, especially an F cancer in the chat, bro.
I hope the rest of the two months of treatment goes fucking great.
Your content has helped me through the days in chemo.
Well, I'm glad to be able to help through the chemotherapy, bro.
Keep fucking pushing strong.
F cancer in the chat.
Next, thank you for the 10.
Thank you for the 250, Vensys.
The fuck?
Can you read my book now?
Trait for the sub, oh, and for the 10.
This one's for Chuck Norris.
Mom, thank you for the 25.
Currently, Cancer Free, keep being you.
Blake, thank you for the five.
All my grandparents died from cancer the last five years.
I'm sorry to hear that.
Angel, thank you for the 100.
Mike, for the sub-scene, thank you for the 10.
Ashley, for the one digits, thank you for the 25.
Patrick, thank you for the 100, F Cancer.
23, and my dad died a year ago from blood cancer.
F Cancer in the chat as well.
Thank you for what you're doing.
Well, glad to meet my help.
But I'm sorry for the loss of your father, man.
in the chat. Black for the sub eight and for the 20. Crass, thank you for the 25. Anonymous for the
one. Not anonymous for the one again. Finn, thank you for the one. Mohamed, thank you for the five.
Or not Mohamed. Mahampth, thank you for the five. Sorry. I have a family member with cancer
currently. Do you have any tips on streaming? Is it all right if you give me tips? Tady and
Payton for the sub kid and Tady for the sub. Hold up, let me read these down as.
Bellard, thank you for the 10 o'clock and Payton for the sub break, thank you for the
five. Ellen, thank you for the 200 Af cancer as well. I'm going to say how much you
helped me in Calus Others and Af cancer. Perception, thank you for the 50 to Af cancer.
are much of the sub fiber thing of the top for the hundred to have cancer.
Tating of the sub is for the sub mutated thinking of the 50 it's in
Chuckles of the sub honey thinking of the 25 Peyton and pickles thinking of the
sub robotic and Peyton of the sub.
I
There's so many brand related things that I'm contractually not allowed to rant about
But like while I'm this dude like the shit that I I I would have fucking crash out so 2k don't know
Clover Lee for the two thousand dollars to f cancer. Oh my god
Thank you for the fucking 2k dude. Oh my god. What the fuck?
How are we already at four grand?
Bro because y'all be dropping like hundred bombs 25 bombs. Oh my god
Bro, thank you for everybody that's supporting dude. The fucking donors are flooding. I'm sorry. I'm not able to read every message right now
Bro fucking
Clover leave for the 2k to f cancer found out my grandma's breast cancer in both breasts
Well, I hope that they're able to fucking do what they can
I don't know if she has to get breast removal or if it's chemotherapy or what the treatments may be but
I hope they're able to fucking do whatever they can clover and thank you for the fucking $2,000 to f cancer brother
That is actually insane
Thank you so much from me and have cancer obviously
Rio thinking of it a 47 54 John for the 50
Can you wish my girlfriend a good day?
She had to put her dog down. I'm sorry to hear that. I hope you're all right
Jay thinking for the 10 tape for the 25 king for the summer for the five literally for the five paint for the subs
Melly thinking for the five definitely for the 25 biblical for the subject taking to the 10
It's they give the 25 dead thinking for the hundred and 25 crystal thinking for the 25 mom fought leukemia for 13 years
She passed away at the age of 40 ripping the chat. I'm sorry for your loss
Davis think of it as 25 jack think of the 10 drew and also over the sub axle thinking for the five camp thinking for the 15
Zixie thinking for the 100 penguin for the sub Caleb thinking for the one gun
Do you think of the 10 Jackson thinking for the 10 crystal thinking for the 25 again?
Okay, for the subbellar thinking for the tentating for the sub Abby thinking for the 150 Ellen thinking for the 200
Death cancer perception thinking for the 50 vibrant thinking for the 100
Muncher thinking for the sub unit for the 50 it's for the sub chuckles thinking for the 10 crazy thinking for the 10
How do you think of it this money five again dude cleverly thinking for the 2k again?
Baki thinking of the 10 potassium for the 7gm thinking for the 3 and Tony over the 10
Ah and Jackson thinking of the 10 as well Brunty thinking of the 10 count for the one chat if I don't read the message
I apologize. Thank you to everybody. That's donating though. I have to fucking twerk real quick
It's been a while, hey, we're in shorts today.
I
Gotta get uh, I gotta get some more dude. What's like another twerk move I could put in the bag
I can't waltz work anymore at this setup because I was just fucking I would hit the desk. I
Used to be able to waltz work. It's not possible anymore a one leg
Dude, I feel like I got I feel like I could jiggle it a little bit now. Is that I think I gotta I think I gotta buy like booty shorts
Oh my god, Mott's time out the person that said I'm soaking
What the fuck what the fuck Junkos watching
Did you miss me twerking junko yo, you know he had a tap into that shit mother fucker said Joe's working right now
I'm now fully cleared and I would love to say thank you for spreading awareness
Well, W chatter and f cancer and I'm glad that you're clear
But now OB for the sub anonymous they give it the same cane think of the one down even it's an awesome to see you
That's if it's a blocky. They give it the same GNM thing of the three bad me up to the 210
Thank you for the 50
Hey, they give it the 10 over the cent core thing of the five anyways chat
We're gonna do an extra YouTube video do we want it on the main or the gaining?
I'll probably post it next week just because we're basically at the end of this week
Main word. I will do an extra main video next week. Um, I don't know a day
Maybe like Thursday. It'll probably be like Wednesday Thursday next week
Like middle of the week. I'll do like a double main double main gaming day. Um,
Dude, see I kind of expected us to hit the edible like I don't know like three hours in the stream
We're already at it
So also a matching dough knows up to 10k chat. So right now. We're at ten thousand ninety one dollars at the end of stream
I'll match whatever we hit and then I'll post it on my story. So you could see
But right now we're like ten thousand two hundred technically
Cuz we're at five thousand one hundred sixteen
Also, you guys have chat video idea what video idea do you guys want me to do?
I still have the Etsy review that we have to do first in the tier list, but it could be a food review. It could be a blog video
What's that a shit?
I'll let you guys ramble and then I'll do a poll of like five
Okay, I'm not doing salvia on stream. That is a pass
I'm not doing salvia in general
I think that would be dude salvia on stream would actually be like about be like actually hell like I'm not I'm not even
Exaggerating that would be torture. That'd be horrible
That would be so bad VIP meetup
VIP meetup what are we going to do what are we going to do Ben and Jerry's a Ben and Jerry's
review? That's like really hard. Aren't there like 100 flavors? How many, how many Ben
and Jerry's flavors are there? 100. Where am I going to have 100 flavors of Ben and Jerry's?
I could buy as many as I could find, maybe.
Ben and Jerry's review, hold up, keep typing shit
outside of Ben and Jerry's,
because I'm gonna pull like the most sad five.
Okay, twerk tutorial isn't really a video idea.
Day in the life,
chat on a streamer.
This is it.
What do you mean theme park blog?
Ramen
Cooking stream bro. I just that's like in the logistics of doing a cooking stream. It's just like I don't know if it's possible
Jim vlog
New little Jim blog
Ben and Jerry's review Jim blog
Gambling stream? I can't do that. I could do a gambling vlog, but I already kind of had that planned.
I could do a gambling vlog where I go to Atlantic City and gamble at every casino to see which casino's best.
I did want to do that. I would probably do it in like a day.
I would struggle like 9 a.m. and gamble for like 12 hours.
Gambling vlog.
Camping vlog?
Okay, so Ben and Jerry's is a stream and then Jim vlog gambling vlog
What's like another stream one just that variety in the options here?
Bro camping where the fuck am I gonna go camping?
Hiking I've done hiking videos
Rust
I'm not playing that's your idea play rust
Skydiving
McChunky you spamming it doesn't make it more
said
You hit 200 K. Don't know what the fuck you talked about
What
What do you mean 200 K of this year? Oh, we hit 200 K on Tiltify
Wait, that's awesome through the through the charities or the charity streams
See if thieves
They preview case everything just dead ghost hunting vlog
Well, what's a stream a stream we have two YouTube videos in one stream right now
I want to do a poll so you guys have options to choose from oh
Oh, I did say a fishing vlog, but you guys, why don't you guys vote instead of the fishing
vlog?
I don't even remember.
DerekFDB for the fucking $1,000 don't know, as well as SZPnack literally back-to-back
you fucking demons in a good way.
Derek FDB thank you for the fucking thousand dollar don't know and SCP back. Thank you for the fucking thousand to f cancer
You fucking goats. Thank you for the fucking donos guys. Oh my god
Derek said f cancer SC just drops a thousand no message. You're a fucking goat, bro
Thank you guys for the fucking. Thank you guys for the fucking donos genuinely
Derek and SC bro popping out like every fucking stream dude genuinely. Thank you for the fucking donos guys
External for the sub-urion for the two, cold for the 10, D-man for the sub, Dizzy and Akko for the sub-green, take over the 10,
Swift for the 3, Nosey for the sub-2, take over the 4, Shaye for the 3, Madeline for the 1, Liam for the 10,
Mercy and Alex for the sub, don't take over the 5, Zotac for the 25, Klan for the sub,
Alex and Begg for the sub-Katrina, I blame, Angel for the 1, Will for the 10, your buddy for the 3,
Dead for the 100, or 200, Dead Slug for the 200, West for the 10, Jake for the 100,
Greater thing of the thousand buddies Sarah think of it on 25 still for the sub John think of it as 10 JP for the 10
immature for the subs him thinking of the 10 potassium for the 8 marmin thinking for the for the 10 Katrina for the
Sub smelly for the one hanging for the 10 Batman with the sub
Batman for the two a length a given the 15 over the 10 kept them for the 10 can't think of it as Emily for the
5 general thing of the sub
I was touching over the 5 when they give it a 10 kick for the 5 serve for the sub right
Thank you for the 100 star for the 20 year thing of the 25 Mexican for the sub scar
Thank you for the 5 Lily
I'm thinking for the 10, Sonic for the 10,
Akila thinking for the three, Kisha for the sub,
I'm thinking for the 12,
Vapriar for the three,
Javier for the thank you for the two,
Thomas thinking for the 50,
Demand for the sub, Colt thinking for the 10,
Rudy for the sub, chat,
I'm sorry I'm not gonna be able to read the messages
with them, but genuinely guys,
thank you for the fucking donors,
we are at $7,635, I'll be matching that
at the end of stream.
So currently right now we are at $15,270.
Storytelling stream.
I do that like every stream
Who spicy food like a spicy mukbang?
That could be a stream like a spicy ramen mukbang or just a spicy mukbang
What else and it could stale so you just do spicy or shit
One more and then we'll do the poll toilet review
Toilet review
Do the one chip again, I'm actually never doing that again
I'm so serious like it like the after the second time I did it and I was curled over the toilet
Literally feeling it go through my fucking intestines. I went I have free will
I'm willingly putting myself through this and every time the video just gets age-restricted
And I make no money
So so I literally it's like an hour long stream segment for like two days of pain and then the video just gets age restricted
So it's just like because the entire time I'm just cursing and fucking freaking out gagging. It's horrible
It's not there's literally it's not fun
Salty as chip okay, I could just do like random food challenges
Like I would have to like accrue food challenges that I could do. Yeah, I could be like saltiest chip
Other shit like a gauntlet
Like a food challenge food challenge gauntlet
That sounds really bad though all right vote on the poll this is for the video idea or stream idea
Bro like why are we like why do we vote for the least entertaining shit every time like do you guys actually no
I'm serious like this is not clickbait like you guys enjoy watching me. Just go
For like 30 minutes
There's no way that's fun, there's no way that's fun. We love to see you suffer. Okay
See now like what is whatever what is this sadistic shit? I
Got to write that down
Food challenge gauntlet. I'm not doing the one chip
What would I even do in a food challenge gauntlet saltiest chip spicy bulldock ramen for sure
something gross
I'm not doing oh my god
God, what's it called?
What's that sir-strumming?
I would have to do that.
But I can't throw up on stream.
God, that would be really bad.
Spicy pickle, is that a thing?
Is that like a challenge?
I can't do food challenges, eat bugs, I already did that.
It, surprisingly I've done a lot of food challenges.
I've already eaten bugs.
I've eaten a tarantula, I've eaten a million things.
So it couldn't be that.
Eat a burger.
Okay, that would kill me.
Being boozled.
Okay, that is a pretty weak, we could scale.
That's actually not bad.
You do beat, we go up and up.
So you start with like just weak shit
and get like better and better, Vegemite.
Yeah.
We go like Vegemite being boozled
into like saltiest chip, bulldoch ramen,
sir-stromming, maybe even like toxic waste,
something sour.
What's like the sourest thing?
Sour candy.
Like just a really sour candy, horse penis.
Okay.
Sardines.
I think I could eat a sardine.
Oh, what are the, yeah, the sour balls.
What are those black sour balls?
Those are like the sourest candy.
Aren't they like Finnish or something?
I'm pretty sure it's like a European thing.
What are those called?
Are they just literally just like black sour balls?
They're not called black death.
They're called black death
Where do you even buy some of this shit like probably Amazon
Testicle
Okay, bro like
Does it actually?
Okay, bro. Does it I can't eat testicles wait. I can't eat testicles
I get an opt out of that. I get an opt out of that. I can't eat a testicle
because it has alpha gal clutch thank you tick that bit me thank you tick that
bit me I already ate octopus out of a can that shit was gross actually it was not
that bad I had to throw out my toothbrush though because it made my
toothbrush smell like octopus and taste like octopus for like a month and I it
got to a point where I was like why am I even using this chicken hearts
Okay, that's one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, I feel like I would want like 10.
What's like an easy challenge?
We have a lot of bad ones.
Chicken hearts are strutting bullbop ramen.
Those are like horrible.
What's like an easy one?
Don't put any email only.
I'm not eating that. I'm not eating that inch of these crab bro. Now you're just saying now you're just saying foods a
a
Sunfish where are you even getting that snails I eat snails brother ain't bad
Like an easy semi-grossed semen bro
That would I feel like I'm not eating a century. Oh wait. No, I would eat a century egg
What was the thing that I wouldn't eat I this isn't even a food challenge. It's just disgusting
What's the thing they eat it in like the Philippines or Indonesia and it's like a, it's like a, like a chicken fetus.
Balut, I couldn't do that. See like sir strumming, it'll be funny for me to open the can and gag and then maybe try to taste it and it just, it's just actually repulsive.
Whereas like, I'm not eating that.
That's like I wouldn't even be able to like
Like try to eat that like that would be immediate like I would bomb it so fast
also
Is it bad if I film this and don't stream it because I probably will throw up
Like I
I don't it's throwing up stos for the people that don't know I can't I don't think there's a world where I try to
eat sir stromming and I don't vomit it's like aged fish you have to stream it
okay well then it is it then is it fair if I like bitch out like if I crack open
sir stromming and gag I'm not trying it
The Pepsi hot sauce this is a food challenge that I have to do
Okay sure Pepsi hot sauce that'll round it out
Dude that video is just gonna get age restricted. Oh my god, and that that like that's like tip-toeing to you ass
It's fine. That's fine. That's fine. Okay, that that's the challenges
I don't know when we're gonna do that because I have to get through the Etsy review in the to your less first
But I'll start trying to figure out where I buy those items
Anyways, chat here's the schedule. We got to get into it now reacts today into
One that's just a full react day today tomorrow not live
Sunday Brovy bro the run at three into rainbow with J. C. Ron and a bunch of other streamers for like an hour and a half
Monday horror games random games may do more horsey game
Tuesday we have the dollar shaped club called duty endowment charity challenge
But before then we're gonna do another react day then I'm gone the 25th to the 30th
If I'm gone for like six days, I'll be posting on YouTube every day that I'm gone as well as the extra YouTube video next week too for the charity stream
I'm gonna be filming content, but I won't be live
And then we'll be back running out stream doing the Etsy review once the products are in
The tier list probably another CS go case opening. There's a few more games that are dropping as well
We also have a 988 charity stream April 13th, and then the 420 weed review bunch of shit
So we got a lot of stuff upcoming
All right, we need to lock in. I'm definitely not going to be able to get through all the videos
I'm gonna cut one before I even show you guys the videos
Because we're 42 minutes into stream. I haven't even started to fucking react yet
We'll save that one. Okay, the rest will do today
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Run down in the videos real quick. I'll pop the edible will lock in
First we're actually normally we end on a chilling scares video
We're actually gonna be starting with a chilling scares video today
Killers who didn't realize they were being recorded, kind of half body cam, you know, ring doorbell, shit.
What it's like to be a black-parked surgeon? I went completely screenless for a week.
Lego collectors are getting worse and the hunt among the green short horror film. This short horror film,
I am hype as fuck for, it's Clay Nation.
And if you remember they had one of the best short horror films
I've ever seen
a kid with a camera.
If you remember this.
Didn't sleep a good on the other side of Canaan's Bay.
You haven't been resting at all lately.
Really fucking creepy.
Really fucking creepy.
So watch that. Get ready.
They made another one. I think it came out, yeah, like four days ago, three days ago.
Alright. How many milligrams is the edible? It's gonna be like ten.
I did take a bite out of it. It's like a little Pac-Man.
I took a bite out of it on stream. I don't remember when but this is the rest. It's probably like eight milligrams actually
This might be
Like like I might be pretty high
I'm trying to convince Squeaks to be in my GeoGuesserts with Rivals event.
I will get on my knees and beg you, Squeaks.
No, I'm not going to do that.
If Ludwig says yes, will you say yes?
And this is where I go to Ludwig and I say Squeak said yes,
will you say yes?
Fuck, he said no.
That's a get chat, that is the move.
Have you ever done that?
You need like five people to play a video game
and you go to your friend and you say,
hey, if everybody else plays, will you?
And they go, yeah.
And so you just go to everybody else and say,
Dude, they already said they're down.
It's the method.
If you need three people to do something, right?
So like, I need them to play.
They go, okay, yeah, I'll play it for everybody else's place.
And then I literally go to everybody else,
and I go, bro, everybody already said they would play.
Everybody already said they would play.
Now you have to.
And then they go, fine.
I hate that friend.
Bro, that's the best friend.
What do you mean?
That's the guy that gets shit done.
What are you talking about?
That is the guy that gets video games and stuff planned.
That's the guy that gets fun shit.
Oh, can you delete the F cancer command real quick?
It's broken.
What?
Is it broken, Chunky?
It doesn't work?
Oh, I only can trigger it.
Hold up.
Sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry.
I have it on just the owner.
Right, I updated it.
But chat, we're at $7,865 total.
I'm matching that.
We're at $15,600?
Something like that.
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Also quick W Jericho for being the best fucking editor in the world, dude
This motherfucker every time something goes wrong immediately goes no problem man. I'll fix it great fucking guy
I love my editing team. I think they're the best fucking people Aiden Jericho fucking
Phil Kangrower Evan bro got great guys great guys great guys and Brady obviously Bob guy
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Alright, let's go.
Also, a lot of people don't know, I have like 4 editors.
Every time somebody mentions an editor in a YouTube video, they always mention Brady,
But he doesn't edit for me.
Newsflash, shocker.
Brady used to edit for me, like, two years ago.
Brady just runs my VOD channel now.
And it's technically an editor.
He edits the VOD channel.
But, like, all of my main and gaming videos and philosophy
are not edited by Brady.
They're edited mainly by Jericho Aiden and Evan
or Kangaroo, sometimes Phil.
But Phil falls around like a full-time job.
I'll be taking this up, neck and may for this up.
You couldn't tie your shoes without Brady.
You're right, you're right.
Brady is, you know, not trying to be
a little sentimental here.
Brady is one of the best things that's happened to me
in terms of the Twitch space.
Brady is my high-vives, right?
Brady emailed me for a job years ago and then slowly just became the guy that I
Freak out on when I don't know what's happening
And I go Brady. I have a problem. Can you fix it and he goes? Yeah
And he goes yeah, he goes I'm high right now, but I'll do it
And he goes yeah, I'm high right now, but no, I'll get it done
And I go thanks man
All right first video today
First video he's like Lester. Yeah, he's like Laura accurate Lester. Well not looks like he doesn't look like Lester
But yeah, you bring him up and it'll be like yeah now I could solve that
Killers you didn't realize they were being recorded. Let's walk in for an hour in a stream also W charity shouldn't last far
I'm gonna be so high
I'm just letting you know. Carols who didn't realize they were being recorded.
On the morning of June 11, 2021, CCTV cameras across Wembley, London captured a woman walking around with a large blue suitcase. On the surface...
She isn't given in the fucking in the suitcase, doesn't she?
Wasn't there a guy that recently did that that was on a podcast?
He was like an ex-con that was on Joe Rogan and then he like
sliced somebody's body parts up and like transported them out in like different suitcases or some shit.
bro why is that like the go-to method of removing a body like cutting it up and
putting in an in a suitcase the footage is completely ordinary however this
footage was I don't know I mean I'm saying that like I would have a better
plan on removing a body and become key evidence in one of the most brutal
crimes and Wembley's recent I still have to take dude I had this I I had
this argument with my friend not an argument it was more of a debate like
If you killed somebody, how would you hide the body?
Bro, this is literally how I would do it.
You kill somebody, right?
I'm dissolving their flesh in acid, right?
And then, no, listen, you dissolve their flesh in acid,
and then you grind their bones up into a concrete mixture
and just lay a new driveway.
This isn't breaking bad. I'm not saying it's breaking bad. You're acting like I'm copying
breaking bad. I'm saying the bone part is you just cremate them. Great job, Zod. Where
are you getting a cremation machine, bud? Where are you getting a cremation machine,
bud? Where are you getting one of those?
The incident took place the evening of June 11 when the Metropolitan Police received a
call from a man in distress.
He was a temporary resident at a house on Chaplin Road and according to him, the owner
of the house- Sorry I gotta rewind.
When the Met Brutal Crimes in Wembley's recent history, the incident took place the evening
of June 11 when the Metropolitan Police received a call from a man in distress.
She was a temporary resident at a house on Chaplin Road, and according to him, the owner
of the house, a 67-year-old woman who went by Deborah was missing.
Her phone and glasses, the two things she always kept on her were also still in the house,
but what made her absence most concerning was the fact that Deborah had a history of
severe mental health struggles.
She was diagnosed with schizophrenia and at one point believed that Prince Charles,
along with the country's prime minister were communicating with her through YouTube
Debra also had no family in the country she could have gone to either
the only people who knew her were those who attended the same church as she did
and speaking with people from the church gave investigators their first lead
one of Debra's friends, 37-year-old Gemma Mitchell told officers that Debra had been depressed
and that she went to stay with friends close to the ocean
unfortunately this lead turned out to be a dead end as none of the c-
When somebody is Schizophrenia, like they're saying she is Schizophrenia and she felt that she was communicating with King Charles through YouTube.
Is she actively on meds while she's having those interactions?
Like is that, is that on meds or off meds?
Because I'm assuming with, I'm not an expert on Schizophrenia and I know some people in my chat have Schizophrenia.
So I'm assuming that has to be off meds.
There's no way that's just like, if that's on meds, what would off meds be like?
CCTV cameras around her home captured her leaving that morning.
Investigators also didn't find any records ever using a taxi service or public transport.
After two more weeks of fruitless searching, investigators had nearly run out of all potential
leads. They needed a breakthrough, or the case risk going unsolved forever.
Fortunately, the search finally reached its end on June 27,
but in the way investigators feared most.
I think I'm right.
Hi, I just found a body.
Oh, go ahead, call a watch emergency.
I just found a body.
What, okay, a body, is it, are they breathing?
Let's give a little bit more fucking info here, eh?
So calm, too.
No, their dad, they look like they've possibly been there
like a few days or something.
A hiker discovered the remains of them.
Bro, what?
I- I'm more shocked about that call.
Like, I understand her remains were found in- in- in the mountain, and that itself is crazy, but, like,
you're a hiker that stumbles upon a dead body, and you're like,
not just found a dead body.
That looks like they've been here for a few days.
You know, I can't really tell.
The skin's quite purple.
Bruh, on a wooden path next to Bennett Road in Solemn-
I'd be freaking the fuck out!
I'd be like, that's a dead body.
Then, over 200 miles from her home in Wembley,
The worst part about this discovery, Halver, was the condition investigators found her in.
This wasn't a case of going for a hike-
Could be in shock, or yeah, you know, you're trying to be calm.
I mean, that is the best thing to do is be calm when you're calling a dispatcher.
And having an accident.
Instead, someone had surgically decapitated her head,
which was later discovered about 30 feet away from the rest of her body.
I don't know how she's staying calm chat. I understand she's in shock now. I'm really
I'm really sure her body she was decapitated. Her head was 30 feet away from her body.
Autopsy results also showed signs of blunt force trauma to the head. With that the case
shifted from a missing person's search to a homicide investigation. However finding the
culprit was going to be easier said than done. Largely because Debra never gave anyone a
reason to take her life.
Despite her mental health struggles everyone who knew her described her as extremely kind
and compassionate.
She was even letting the temporary resident who filed the missing person report live with
her for free since he couldn't afford to pay rent.
But while investigating those closest to her investigators noticed something suspicious
about Gemma.
CCTV cameras captured Gemma walking toward Debra's home with a blue suitcase on the
morning of June 11 the same day she went missing at around 6.30 a.m.
The same cameras captured Gemma walking back at this time with two suitcases she was also struggling more to roll the suit
Yeah walking backwards
Like I understand in in a killer's mind. It's like hey, this makes me look less suspicious because it's a suitcase
But if I'm watching somebody walk backwards with two suitcases because it's too heavy. I'm gonna go. What the fuck do you have in there?
That's more suspicious
Like I actually think you walking backwards with two suitcases in broad day like like this is worse than if you just had like a weirdly
Shapen trash bag with a dead body in it like over your shoulder
Cases she was also struggling more to roll the suitcases suggesting that unlike before they were not walking backwards
Well, I can't tell it's in fucking 120p side note. Why is every CCTV in 120p? Why is that?
I understand it's like cheaper less energy. I feel like a 1080p security camera even like a
480p security camera that can't I understand it's cheap ready
But I'm saying like how much more expensive is a 40 of like a 120p camera to like a 720p
I feel like it's it's got to be like tens of dollars man
I have a less storage. Yeah, okay, so they're saving the footage
This made Gemma the primary suspect in Debra's story.
4K footage is expensive?
Well, I'm not trying to say you get 4K footage, Brady.
It's murder, prompting investigators to look into her more closely, which turned out to be the right move.
On the 26th of June, CCTV cameras captured her struggling to load the same blue suitcases into the back of a rental car.
She then drove to the same road where Debra's remains were found a day later.
This was enough evidence for the police to obtain a warrant and arrest Gemma on July 6th.
Oh my god, is this them arresting her?
Or is this just another fucking-
Police!
Hello there.
Hello.
Good.
I was doing something.
Was he just banging the door down with like a battering ram and then just had a casual
conversation with her when she opened the door?
Police!
Hello there.
Hello.
Hello.
Oh, hello, sorry, I don't think you're here
Bro Brady why did your account just actually say spam detected if you continue escalated action will be taken
Brady just dishing out threats and chat it's a bug
Jemma didn't even try to plead her innocence and went with the officers without any resistance.
But like, why did she kill this woman?
Almost as if she was already expecting them to some extent.
She also remained silent at the station answering every question with a...
And then she just dumped the body in a hiking trail?
Hold no comment.
But now that she was under arrest, authorities were able to search her home.
it wasn't long before everything became clear. You see, Gemma lived with her mother in their
home on Bronzebury Park. The house was worth over 4 million pounds, but it was in rough shape.
So, they hired a contractor and paid him over 230,000 pounds for the renovations. Unfortunately,
the contractor ran away with the money leaving Gemma and her mother with an incomplete home
and no money to fix it. That's where Deborah stepped in. She knew Gemma from church and
considered her a friend. So, after learning about her struggle, Deborah offered to pay over
200,000 pounds for the renovations.
However, in early 2021, it never was admitted to a mental facility where she received treatment
for schizophrenia.
This treatment seemed to be very effective, as she was now thinking a lot more clearly.
It also resulted in-
Oh my god, and then went, yeah, I'm not gonna pay for this.
... reconsidering her offer to Gemma and withdrawing it completely by early June.
She instead told Gemma to sell the house and use the money to live a good life.
Phone records revealed a message she sent to Gemma.
Yeah, like even if it needs 230k worth of work,
like you could still sell that house for like 2 million pounds plus, right?
Like that's enough for retirement money for you.
Like I mean not retirement necessarily because you're going to need to buy another place to live,
but like that's enough seed money to basically work for five more years and then retire.
You know, that's 5,337,000 dollars.
Well, that's if you bought if you sold at full price.
On June 8, reading
Until you sold house, I won't want you to come to me or my house. I'm stressed to the core.
However, Gemma did not take this kindly.
And on the 11th of June, she went to Debra's home with the intention of ending her life.
After committing the crime, she stuffed Debra's remains in the suitcase and brought it back home, which is why-
And what is this solving?
She's actually like- this is like weirdly malicious. Like beyond just like, uh, oh you fucked me out of money.
I'm get she's getting nothing out of this like she's not getting money. She's not getting anything
It's like this lady that had schizophrenia and only agreed to it because she was in a bad mental state
Gets help and then goes okay. Maybe it's not a great idea to give you a quarter million fucking dollars
And so you just get angry and kill her like I looked much heavier on the way back people are crazy
I know dude, but it's just like I
I can't get in that mindset. You know what I mean? Like, do you ever try to put yourself in the shoes of like people, you know, you do it every day, you know, oh, what's it like to be a boss driver? What's it like to be like somebody like this?
But it's like, I can't get in the logical mental state of this. Like, if she was doing it, I'm not saying it's right to kill somebody in any extent.
But say she killed this woman, which removes a lien on her house, so then she has, you know, she has the ability to sell it.
Then I'd go, okay, she's doing this for some sort of financial personal gain.
Like, she actually gets nothing out of killing this woman.
Like, it is actually purely malicious.
There's no gain.
There's nothing.
It's just like, I'm doing this so you're not here anymore.
Before disposing of her remains in Seoul come two weeks later her true motive also came to light when investigators discovered a forged will in Jemma's home
Okay, never mind in her and her mother as the sole beneficiaries of Debra's entire estate
All of this was more than enough evidence to convict Jemma
She stood trial on October 2022 and was sentenced to life in prison with a minimum of 34 years behind bars
Like her being money hungry doesn't make it better, but I it makes it at the lines connect, you know, it goes, okay, I understand why why you were in this position and why you did this, not saying it's right, because it's not, but it's like, I get that, you know, like, I don't want to say I get that because that makes it sound like I agree with it.
I don't agree with it. It's like
You doing it for money is like I understand why human would try to do that
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Replace to the sub on July 7th, 2021.
The 23 year old Chandler Halterson went to the local sheriff's office
and filed a missing person report for his parents.
50 year old Bart and 53 year old Krista.
According to Chandler, the two had gone to their family cabin in White
Lake on July 2nd to spend the weekend.
The last contact he had with them was a message from Krista,
writing. It was Wednesday now and the two had still not returned. Their phones were also
going straight to voicemail leaving Chandler with no way to determine their current whereabouts.
Now the simplest explanation was that they simply decided to extend their stay and that
they weren't able to inform Chandler because of the bad cell signal in the cabin which
which was a known issue. However, this was completely out of character for them. Bart
was extremely punctual and responsible, and Krista was on the verge of losing her job
if she didn't return soon. Chandler was understandably worried about the safety of his parents. To
make matters more complicated, they didn't go to the cabin on their own. Instead, they
were apparently picked up by friends that Chandler didn't know about. Officers quickly
began looking for the couple while Chandler reached out to local media, hoping so-
Oh my God, sorry, side note.
Was that one news lady's mom ever found?
Savannah Guthrie, question mark, question mark.
Savannah Guthrie of NBC Today,
somebody like kidnapped her mom
and is like holding her for ransom.
They still haven't found her.
She was kidnapped January 31st
And they wanted a million dollars Nancy got three 84 years old
They still don't know
Missing for two months Wow
Someone with information on Barton Krista might come forward the most obvious place to look for sorry
I just saw the news anchor and then it made me think of it
Then was the cabin. Biden when officers arrived at the location that they were surprised to see it
completely empty. They had to break open the front door only to find zero signs of recent-
You think she's dead? I don't know, man. All I know about that story specifically
is that Savannah Guthrie, if you look up Savannah Guthrie, you know- if you live in the United
States, you know Savannah Guthrie. Like everybody's seen Savannah Guthrie. She's a famous news anchor,
like if you've seen the news you've seen Savannah got three right in my opinion
I'm Aussie just like oh I that's fine I'm saying Savannah got three second nope
you don't know this woman chat you know this one she's in like so many shows she
does the news she'll do like different NBC today segments wow okay y'all don't
No Savannah Guthrie. Okay. How's how's this? Do you know? Do you know Al Roker?
Wow
You guys don't know like famous newsmen like weathermen news anchors
Al Roker is like one of the most famous fucking news anchors in the US
You're high. Well, I didn't eat an edible. I'm not high yet. I'm serious. Anyways, back to what I was saying
Wow, that's actually shocking. You guys don't know Savannah Guthrie
I would assume that was the motive is like because she's a newsman with news ladies, so it'd be a big deal, but like
All I know about it is that they kidnapped the mom
They were asking for evidence of her being alive and then they sent like her glasses for some shit
I was like that's what show. She's alive. I'm like, that's very
Suspicious and like you can have an 84 year old woman and there are blood droplets found
I'm like I wouldn't be surprised if she did
I don't want to say that because like I truly hope she's alive
But I'm like you kidnap an 84 year old person, bro
Like they might die from the stress of that, you know what I mean?
I kind of heart attack stroke like they're not getting medical up
Apparently she has she has like a bunch of medical prescriptions and they weren't getting them for her
So I'm like that's also just not like if they're keeping her in like a fucking basement or some shit
your pacemakers off like I that's just I don't know I feel so bad for her too and
you know fucking stress of that my god anyways back to this
the plug for them was the cabin by the when officers arrived at the location
that they were surprised to see it completely empty they had to break
open the front door only to find zero signs of recent activity it seems like
Barton Krista never made it to the cabin you know that was the case
Why did Chris to tell Chandler that they made it safely intertext somebody else texted in the meantime
Chandler turned to the neighbors to check if any of their doorbell cameras captured anything about Barton Krista
But that didn't prove very useful either
Without any other leads investigators went back to the Halderson home to look for any clues
They also brought Chandler in for questioning since he was the last person who saw the couple though until now it Chandler
Appeared to be a perfect son despite living with his parents. Oh my god
Did he kill his fucking parents?
Parents, Chandler was doing very well for himself.
He had already gained valuable work experience in several different fields at just 23 years old and it even received a job offer from SpaceX.
Unfortunately, before he could accept the offer, he accidentally fell down the stairs.
This resulted in him sustaining severe nerve damage in the legs, forcing him to reject the SpaceX offer and focus on recovery.
He had also been very cooperative with the police up until this point.
But as it turned out, the concern to look on his face was nothing but a complete lie.
His behavior started becoming suspicious as soon as he was brightened for questioning.
Not realizing he was being recorded at Chandler was seen in the interrogation room putting
his head up against the wall.
Almost as if he was trying to listen in on what the detectives knew, likely so he
could adjust his story accordingly.
The investigator searching his home also discovered some rather concerning-
You didn't think about there being cameras in a fucking interrogation room?
evidence. This included things like missing floor tiles and cabinets from the kitchen, a broken glass pane from the fireplace, and most
concerningly, splatters of recently cleaned blood all throughout the house.
However, Chandler seemed to have an excuse for everything.
He blamed the missing tiles and cabinets on renovations and claimed the fireplace glass broke while playing with one of his dogs using a tennis ball.
As for the blood, it-
Yeah, I mean that's not itself that suspicious that he killed somebody in a struggle.
Chandler-
The blood is sketchy, though.
Claim that it came from Chris to having excessive nosebleeds
and from Bart getting a deep cut on his leg while doing some repair work at home.
By the investigators were starting to notice some inconsistencies in his statements.
For instance, at one point during the interview,
Chandler claimed that he couldn't drive because of his leg injuries.
By the not long after, he mentioned driving to multiple places
to celebrate the 4th of July holiday.
However, despite their suspicion,
investigators had no proof of any foul play from Chandler.
That is, until they received a call from a woman named Cress.
She was a family acquaintance of Chandler's girlfriend Catherine,
and the two had actually gone to her place for dinner on the 4th of July.
According to Cress, Chandler visited her farm in Cunditch Grove on July 3rd, asking to use her pool.
She said yes, and went on with her day.
Bired when she came back to check on him an hour later, he wasn't in the pool.
Instead, his car was backed up to a wooded area next to the farm, and its trunk was open.
Investigators rushed to the location she-
Oh my god, he was dumping the fucking bodies.
I did.
And not far into the wooded area, they found the dismembered remains of Bart Holdersen,
wrapped in a tarp and hidden under some foliage.
Around the same time, a different group of investigators discovered Dormin-
Oh, that's like another level of fucking crazy, dude.
Like, I don't- I don't like comparing, like, heinous crimes,
but like killing a random person versus murdering your parents.
Like, holy shit, Dexter? Dude, no.
Well, number one, that's a fictitious serial killer.
But like, murdering your own parents, cutting them up, and then like dismembering them?
Like, that's like, like, looking at that.
Like, you're like, looking at your own f- like, that's fucking wild.
Well, camera footage that showed the Holderson home in plain view.
Taking a life in something dismemberment just feels like a whole another level.
No. Taking a life is, yeah, crazy.
dismemberment crazy dismembering your fucking parents dude the people that brought you into the world that you've grown up with
According to this footage Barton christen never stuck like how do you fuck dude not it's not even in humane
It's not even humane or animalistic
It's like it's beyond that you know like animalist murderer is like an insane animalistic thing
Cutting up your parents is like, sadistically like serial killer psychopathing.
Like that's so nuts.
That's a foot outside.
Yeah, barbaric.
On the morning of July 2nd, in other words, the story of the mystery friends picking them up was a complete lie.
By when confronted with this evidence, Chandler stopped talking and asked for a lawyer.
You know what happened.
When I was going to tell you what happened, you know what happened.
happened. You were there when it happened. We're not BS in you. Okay, it may happen.
We know more than you think we know. There's people that have told us things. We have evidence
with proof. More has happened. Okay. So your parents never made it to the cabinet.
I think you know that, okay?
So you're asking for an attorney,
we're not asking you more questions.
Stand by the stand, stand by the stand,
I'm talking to this commentator.
Chris says remains.
How do you, like, you know,
when they go, I want an attorney,
like, how actually does an attorney defend you in this?
Just fleeing insanity?
Like, you have to hard pivot that story.
Like, innocence is, like, doable.
Like even in the OJ case, you could plead innocence, right?
Like they did, right?
And you got acquitted.
But with this, it's like, dude, you dumped the bodies.
Like, you had the bodies.
We're later discovered in an area near the Wisconsin
River as well.
Fortunately, investigators were able to.
Imagine being that lawyer.
Bro, there's lawyers that pull some crazy shit, though.
It's wild how like the difference,
I've said it before, it's wild the difference
between like a bad lawyer and a good lawyer.
Like, but you can literally get, if you have money,
I mean, that's why you see like,
you know, somebody said J.O.Ma.
I mean, that's like, you know,
like a meme on social media as well.
But like, yeah, I know he is a good lawyer.
But like, yeah, if you have money
and you pay like a shitty lawyer,
you can literally serve 30 years versus going free.
Same case, same evidence,
just one guy knows how to defend you better.
Find enough evidence to piece together
exactly what happened.
What do you think about AI lawyers?
Is that becoming a thing?
Are AI lawyers like popular now?
In between Chandler and his-
Outdoor boys?
Dude, imagine, sorry, side note.
You know how Luke from the Outdoor Boys
used to be a DUI lawyer?
The fucking dude, the crazy feeling that would be.
Being a guy that Luke defended,
just seeing him like now this 20 million follower,
camping YouTuber,
you're like, that guy got me out of getting arrested.
parents and why. They found Bart and Krista's phones inside the house wrapped in aluminum
foil to block signals confirming they never left the home. Shell casings found in the basement
also confirmed that he more than likely shot his parents before dismembering it and disposing
of their remains. CCTV footage from a nearby supermarket caught him buying the tarp he
used to transport Bart. However, the worst of what he did was revealed when investigators
found tiny bone fragments in his fireplace. You see, at around 3 AM the night of,
Chandler's doorbell camera captured a strange light coming from the halter since home.
It got extremely bright before going out.
Put- Oh my god, did he try to burn their bodies in the fireplace?
Simply, this bright light his neighbor's camera captured came from Chandler trying to
cremate his parents.
But the fire likely got out of hand and shattered the glass pane, resulting in him
abandoning the idea.
As for why he committed such a horrific crime, that had to do with his successful
career.
As it turned out, almost all of it was a lie.
He never graduated, never did any jobs he claimed to have done, and thus the offer from
SpaceX was a lie as well.
Bart apparently-
Wow!
Just like full fabricating every aspect of your life, like a fake it till you make it?
Apparently found out about it, and instead of facing the consequences of his years-long
lie, Chandler decided that it was a better idea to take his parents' lives instead.
He stood trial in January 2022 and was sentenced to life in prison without the possibility
of parole. On the night of December, instead of just dealing with his dad being like, you're
a fucking bum ass loser that lied about graduating college and job offers just so you could do
nothing. Like the next train of thought is like, I'm just gonna kill my parents.
28 2016, a home security camera mounted outside a garage in Albuquerque, New Mexico, captured.
He was a bum? Well, he didn't do anything. Yeah, he was a bum. What do you mean?
He didn't fucking graduate, he lied about every job offer he ever had and didn't get a job and then his dad found out and instead of dealing with his dad being mad at him, he fucking killed him.
That's like beyond bum.
A seemingly bizarre scenario.
It showed a hooded figure walk out of the darkness, gently tip over a trash can and then disappear-
Sorry, what?
It showed a hooded figure walk out of the darkness, gently tip over a trash can and then disappear into the darkness once again.
Not long after the resident of the home noticed the trash can and came to pick it back up before walking back inside
The camera then captured the light from the garage door getting dimmer as it closed
But before it closed all the way the door seemed to open again with a flashing light illuminating the driveway
This looks quite random at first glance. Oh
No, he tips over the trash can knowing you're gonna come get it
You walk out of the garage try to get it up and then right before the garage closes when you're already inside
He puts his hand under so it scans it and reopens now you're in the house
That's fucking terrifying
However, what happened in this footage served as the start to a brutally violent crime that happened in the same house
The story began earlier that night when 54 year old Don Fluid dropped off his daughter Sienna at his now ex-wife
Christine's house see you lose me bro. You lose me. You lose me. I'm so bad at this train things, bro
Don's ex-wife, Sierra's cousin, uh, lost me.
Brutally violent crime that happened in the same house.
The story began earlier that night when 54-year-old Don Fluid dropped off his daughter, Sienna,
at his now ex-wife, Christine's house.
The next-
Okay. Don dropped his daughter off at his mom's house.
Next day, Sienna called Don's office asking if he'd come to work that day.
Apparently, he called Sienna every night to say good night,
a night, but he didn't call the night before, which worried her. And something was definitely
not right. Don had never missed work without a prior notice before. His phone was also ringing
but he wasn't picking up, which was very out of character for him. Many considered him
the most upstanding person they knew, and it wasn't like him, the ghost others out
of nowhere, saw what two of his coworkers decided to check up on him at his house
that afternoon. However, when they reached the front door, it swung open. It was
already unlocked. I very side note story but I do love friends and like co-workers that do that
where it's like this is abnormal I haven't heard from them in two days I'm gonna check up on them.
I even heard the story about that one guy have you heard the story about the one guy that
ordered at a pizza place every year or every Friday for like three years or something and then
And then he missed like one Friday and the minimum wage co-worker went, where is he calls the cops turns out he just had a heart attack and they saved his life or some shit like what the fuck are you like fell I don't know if he had a heart attack something happened to where like he would have died and the random minimum wage co-worker was like that guy shows up every every Friday for fucking three five years like this is weird
They called out Don's name, but when they heard no response, they decided to go inside.
It was every day?
Okay, that makes it even more crazy.
Like just a full regular.
Missed one day, you're like, what the fuck?
Everything in the house looked very normal.
That is, until one of the co-workers went to the garage.
There she spotted a dark red streak on the wall behind the parked truck.
She stepped closer to take a better look, only to come across what she was dragging
the most.
She called 911 and first responders rushed to the scene.
Sadly, it was already too late for Don.
He had several cuts on his body, a deep cut on his neck, and signs of blunt force trauma
to his face.
By the time his coworkers found him, he had already been dead for several hours.
The Albuquerque police immediately launched a murder investigation, however, the only
clue they had was this home security footage.
I mean, whoever knocked over the trash cans the person that did it.
It wasn't clear enough to make out the suspect's face, but the footage did
suggest the intruder knew Don's habits quite well.
He knew his daily routine, and more importantly, he knew Don wouldn't be able to ignore the trash can if we're-
Yeah, to know the guy that well.
It's somebody that's very close with him.
Because most people in the middle of the night that see a knocked over trash can are going,
I'll get it tomorrow.
Like, you have to know that he's compulsive enough to, like, need to fix that.
We're lying on the ground.
It's gotta be his ex-wife.
It's got I I feel like it's like a self report giving him the chance to sneak into the garage while Don picked it back up
This wasn't a random burglar so she could get like custody of the kid or some shit
I don't know or a serial killer who just saw an opportunity. It was likely someone close to Don
Unfortunately figuring out who this person was turned out to be near impossible
The first suspect police questioned was Terry Lee White Christians now husband
Given Don's history of an intense custody battle against Christine and Terry in the past
Investigators began to look for any lingering resentment that could have boiled over into violence
However, when questioned that Terry was able to provide alibis for that night that come self report
I'm not trying to make this into a joke. That was like actually just terminology. No, I'm not trying to make like an among us joke
I know this is a serious video. That's like actually the terminology that just popped into my head the self report
That's what it is like you fucking kill somebody you call and you go
But that's what this guy did he fucking self reported on his parents
completely checked out and he was the one that chopped him up.
The next two potential suspects were Don's brother Dennis, who didn't have the best relationship.
Yeah, you were shot the fuck up.
Elicit every time I try to make a joke, I laugh.
It was Don and the landlord, Benny Ruiz.
But while neither had a strong alibi, there was also no evidence linking the two to the crime
scene. With that, the investigation was back at square one. It wasn't until March 31, 2017.
Menendez brothers did the same thing
Yeah, but different conversation
The Menendez brothers went through like years of like sexual abuse did like
That's like now we now you're getting into like this one guy being a bomb and just killing his parents versus like them being like
basically like molested
from a young age and then
Killing their parents killer was identified it turns out if the person who led detectives to the truth was none other than Don himself
Not saying that they should have killed their parents, but it's like there's more more like whoa
You know versus it just being like flat-out murder
You see despite likely getting ambushed by the killer at the details matter in that sense not go down easy
He fought back and ended up scratching the attacker
This allowed investigators to find foreign DNA under his fingernails and match it against the samples police had taken from the suspects
More than three months after the crime Don's killer was finally identified as 51 year old Terry Lee
White. After clocking in at work as a commercial truck driver, Terry went to Don-
It was the ex-wife's husband? Do you think she knew?
Don's place and carried out a plan he had likely been thinking over for a very long time,
with the home security footage of him sneaking in Don's driveway, showing how premeditated this
whole thing- That's so fucked. That's so fucked. Like, I know, I know, like, okay,
there's a custody battle and everything, but it's like, dude, this is like the daughter you're fighting
for's biological father that you like beat to death in his own house.
He was. After a brief manhunt, Terry was arrested on April 3rd, 2017 in Arizona,
about 200 miles from Albuquerque. He stood trial in June 2018 for his crime and was sentenced
to life in prison without the possibility of parole. What about the wife?
What about the wife there's no way he was just like I'm just gonna do this not tell her she was innocent so he just didn't tell her I
Don't know bro. You're telling me you're telling me you're married to somebody
They're gone in the exact hours that this person dies
And you don't go, did you kill my ex-husband?
I feel like that'd be like somewhat trying to connect the dots.
Search it.
I don't know, that's just upsetting it just ends on like that.
That's like literally like a fucking cliffhanger.
Bro, why do people always use two cases for bodies?
That's exactly what I was saying, Ruby Possum.
Like when I found there's zero chance people
would just ignore random speakers and they don't know why.
That's exactly what I'm saying really possum. Why are people putting dead bodies in two cases? Why is that? That's like constantly what people do
And then they just like throw it into like off the fucking off the
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What it's like to be a black market surgeon?
It's on the bandage.
You tie the final knot on the bandage.
How do you even become a black market surgeon?
Sorry, before we even fucking get into this.
What is a black market surgeon?
Just a guy that performs sketchy surgeries
for hush money, for cash?
Like a fucking mafia member gets shot
and you fix them up and you get paid?
Like, I guess, but.
Andage.
fucking where do you where do you get into that business? The golden retriever wags his tail and
you can't help but smile. You hand Mrs. Higgins the leash. She thanks you for staying late,
hands you a check and leads the dog out into the rainy night. You lock the front door and you
flip the sign to closed. It's been a long shift. 12 hours on your feet. A fist slams
against the glass. You look up. A man stands at your door. He's soaked, shivering, wild-eyed.
He isn't holding a leash. He's holding a friend. The friend is sl-
Are like veterinarians commonly black market surgeons.
Hooked over his shoulder. Is that like a whole different ball game to do surgery on a human
versus like a fucking turtle or a horse?
One arm dangling limp, the other pressing a red towel against his stomach.
The towel is soaked through.
You can see it dripping onto the sidewalk, mixing with the rain.
You wave them away, and you point to the hospital down the street.
It's only four blocks away.
They have real doctors there.
You're just a veterinarian.
They have real equipment and real medicine.
The man shakes his head.
He pulls a pistol from his jacket and he taps it against the glass.
You unlock the door.
They stumble inside and suddenly your quiet clinic is in chaos.
Mud on the tile, water pulling by the door, and blood.
Blood on your clean floor, leaving a trail from the entrance to the exam table.
What are you doing the next day?
This is not how you become a black market servant.
perform this surgery now the entire waiting room in the vet's office is soaked in human blood
like your co-worker shows up the next day and they're like what happened what happened
I'm sorry I had to do an emergency surgery on uh three different sharks that showed up
gunman kicks the door shot while you help hoist the injured man onto the table it's a bullet wound
You tell him you fix broken paws, you give rabies shots, you remove ticks and trim tails
and tell old ladies their cats need to lose weight, you know?
I don't know bro, I think if you're a high tech vet that's doing surgery on like random animals,
I low key feel like you're at least qualified to save a guy that got shot in the chest.
Like, you might not, he might bleed to death, but I would take, like if I got shot and the
best guy in the room's a vet that performs surgery on like, I don't know, horses.
This feels like a Rick and Morty segment.
I'm trusting them to do surgery on me.
Do this.
In the chess question mark?
Yeah, just not where your heart is.
You've never done this.
The gunman doesn't care.
fix him. That's all he says. But you understand everything those words mean. Fix different
more pressure. Yeah, bro, it's more pressure. Even if you're a fucking regular surgeon, you
have a random guy pointing a gun to your head saying, save this guy's life. I feel like
that's more stressful than even a regular surgeon, Tim, or join it. You look at the
the wound. Then you look at your cabinets. You don't have human medicine. You don't have
the right tools. You don't have training for this. But you have to try. You grab a tranquilizer
meant for horses. It's strong enough to drop a thousand pound animal in 30 seconds. You
do the math in your head, calculating the dose for a man. You pray you don't stop
a free watch bro it's fucking whore, ketamine is horse tranquilizer.
It's heart.
You pray you got the numbers right.
You inject the line.
The man groans.
His eyes roll back.
His body goes slack against the table.
He's dead.
He's under.
You have made him.
He's dead.
You've killed him.
You gave him too much.
Give you 20 minutes before he starts to wake up.
You work fast.
You clean the wound.
You find the damage and you stitch him up with heavy blue nylon, the same you use on great
Danes and German shepherds.
It will leave a jagged scar.
But he is alive.
The gunman watches the whole time.
He doesn't see it.
Daisy is a crazy scar on her head.
Under fucking, yeah, they don't care about not leaving a scar on a dog.
But Daisy is a crazy dude.
She had a tumor on her head when she was like a puppy.
We need to get it removed, bro.
They just like pinched her face.
Like if you look at Daisy's face straight on,
it's like kind of like this, like pinched to the side
on one eye because they just removed the tumor,
just grabbed the skin went, cleaned it up.
He doesn't move.
He just watches.
When you tie the final knot, he steps forward.
He reaches, gives him, gives him how much money?
How much money?
$10,000.
into his jacket and pulls out a thick envelope, then tosses it onto the patient's chest.
Keep your mouth shut, he says.
Buy yourself something nice.
He carries the man out the back door.
You don't help them.
You just stand there, handshaking, watching them disappear into the alley behind your
clinic.
The door swings shut.
You're alone.
Bro, the biggest problem is now the entire facility is covered in human blood.
You pick up the envelope, you open it, you count the bills inside. $5,000.
Fucking wipe your ass with five grand. You're a veterinarian that's held at gunpoint to save a
Fucking dies life and they give you five grand
What are we on fucking family feud? I'm snitching. I'm snitching for five grand
I would say says the millionaire Ryan. You're snitching for five grand. Let's be real brother
You're a vet that just performed a surgery on a guy that was definitely involved in an illegal crime
You're an accomplice to a crime now by the way and all they're giving you is hush money is five thousand dollars
I'm expecting I would say minimum 20
Minimum 20 20k you just saved the guy's life that was definitely in a shooting like
Cash you don't know what to do
This isn't a crime. It definitely is it's not a crime to save the guy's life. It's a crime for him to not report it
He's withholding information from police by willingly saving a for sure criminals life because they didn't go to a hospital, meaning he definitely did something illegal.
And you're not saying anything.
Part of you wants to call 100% crime.
Police tell them everything.
Show them the blood on your floor and the money in your hands.
I'm not going to show them the money.
Dude, they just held me at gunpoint, maybe saved this guy's life and then left.
Fucking crazy.
Let them handle it from here, but the clinic hasn't been doing well lately.
The bills are-
Nah, honestly, I probably wouldn't report it.
I'd be way too scared.
I'd be way too scared, because they come back and kill your ass.
Piling up.
But I would be like, only $5k.
The rent is late.
trying to save for your daughter's college fund and every month you fall a little further behind
and these guys don't look like they for witness protection brother that sucks witness protection
you're acting like that's like oh dude it's just witness protection brother you're changing your
name witness protection is you and your family get given a new identity and move to another
state or country where they now have to live out their life as different people. That sucks.
Get a face. You saw the gunman's eyes, cold and calculating. The kind of eyes that remember
everything. It's always a boring ass spot too. Yeah, you know where you're moving? Guthrie, Texas.
That's where you're moving. Six man football team.
100 people in the town. You're the town veterinarian and doctor now.
Porting them could lead to problems. The kind of problems that don't get solved by calling 911.
You mop the blood off the floor. You throw away the racks. You hide the money in the back of
your filing cabinet behind the tax returns nobody ever looks at. Bro, and we're talking about
Getting your kid through college bro wipe your ass with 5k getting your fucking daughter through college. Are you serious?
Average college tuition is what like fucking 30 grand a year 25 grand a year. Oh
Father, this is gonna help me get what are you gonna start a fucking Roth IRA, buddy?
We're gonna start we're gonna start a retirement. We're gonna put it in a trust fund
Was your is your kid six months old?
Get your kid through college that money's not fucking compounding the shit that that's doing actually nothing
You tell yourself it's a one-time thing three nights later three nights later
It's a guy just swiss cheese just fucking 30 bullets in his chest save him save him
Phone rings bring him back
It's two in the morning you're half asleep on the couch the tea how they get his phone number
Vee playing some old movie you've seen a hundred times. It's a number you don't recognize. You answer it.
The vet who works late. I heard you do good work. You don't say anything. You barely breathe.
A friend of mine needs help. Same situation as before. Double the pay. You should hang up. You
Quadruple 40k should call the cops right now
Tell them about the phone call. Tell them about the money hidden in your cabinet
But you think about your daughter again
You think about the tuition bill sitting on your kitchen counter the one with the red bro. Oh my god pay now rent
Do late you're you getting paid chump change at the vet's office? You're a doctor
You're a doctor
You mean 20k? Chat him high? Stop trying to get me to do math. Pay now your rent late five months?
You're a fucking veterinarian. You went to college for like what 12 years?
Pass due stamp in the corner.
You give them the address.
The second patient is a woman. She's hurt badly. You clean the wound. You stitch her up.
47 stitches in a neat, careful line.
When you're done, her partner hands you an envelope.
You don't count it until they leave.
Okay, and we're also trusting that this isn't dirty money
that would throw up a red flag in a system
if you were ever to cash it.
And, and, because now he has to wander this money.
This is not laundered money.
He has to wander this money.
So now he's going in a breaking bout.
Like now he has to like buy a car wash or some shit.
Like, how is he gonna get this money into like legal,
spendable money?
And what's stopping them from just shooting in the head
when he's done the surgery?
All right, they're stitched up.
Thanks, here's your 20 grand.
Just kidding, jackass, bang.
Right to the fucking dome.
Thanks for the fix.
$10,000.
You start-
Launder it at the casino,
that actually is a strategy.
Keeping the back door unlocked
on Tuesdays and Thursdays.
Words spreads.
You don't know how, and you don't ask, but it does.
A man with a shattered kneecap shows up on a Tuesday.
You set the bone with a splint meant for Bernie's
mountain dogs, wrapping it tight,
telling him to stay off it for six weeks.
A woman with burns on her palms comes on a Thursday.
She says she grabs something hot.
You don't ask what, you just wrap her hands in gauze
and give her anti-bi...
And how much money is she giving you, dude?
Fuckin' $30.
She burned her hand.
I mean, what did she do that she couldn't go to the hospital?
She burned her hand.
On a Thursday, she's coming into that.
Audix meant for chickens.
They all pay cash.
They all leave through the back door.
They all know better than to ask your name
and you know better than to ask theirs.
But isn't it a little stupid
that he's doing the surgeries at the vet?
This is all hypothetical.
Sorry, I'm bringing myself back to reality.
This is not a real person.
This is a stick figure that has a fake daughter
and is trying to get her to attend a fake university.
This is purely hypothetical.
None of this is real.
I, why am I getting so, I'm saying,
why is he doing the surgery at the vet's office?
Like, I feel like you should like get a warehouse,
you know?
But here's the, this is a real story.
I, this could be like a real,
I'm not saying this isn't like based off real information.
Thank you.
Here's the thing that lets you sleep at night.
Most of them aren't criminals.
Yes, every now and then you're dealing with someone dangerous.
Someone-
Oh, they got insurance.
That's worse, bro.
I feel like I'd rather, bro,
because then you're getting into like this legal bind
where now they're gonna snitch on you, you know?
If you're a veterinarian doing surgeries
people without insurance say you fuck up they're gonna snitch on you for doing a
surgery illegally but it's probably it's actually better to do the surgeries for
the criminals and the gang members and the mafia guys because if one of their
guys dies it's like ma shit tough shit you get a mech slide you know like
versus this lady you give her burn cream and it makes her grow like fucking
footwork and then she crashes out and says I went to the veterinarian for
fucking out. Whose eyes are too cold. And he gave me chicken medicine.
Whose hands are too steady. Whose wounds tell stories you don't want to hear.
But mostly, mostly you're helping people who just can't afford a hospital.
A construction worker who fell off a ladder and doesn't have insurance.
A mother who burned herself cooking dinner and can't miss work for a doctor's visit.
Regular people with okay that is not burning yourself cooking dinner, dude
What did she fucking throw a frozen turkey in a deep fryer and stand a foot away from it?
Like have her body is singed a mother who burned herself cooking dinner and can't miss work for a doctor's visit
Put a little bit too much oil on the pot
Regular people with regular problems and no way to pay for regular solutions
You're doing good work. At least that's what you tell yourself
You buy new equipment for the clinic, sharper tools, stronger lights.
You tell your ex-wife the clinic is finally turning a corner.
She doesn't ask questions.
She just nods and says she's happy for you.
You put a deposit down on your daughter's first semester.
Three months pass.
Bro, is she going to fucking like Harvard with no scholarship?
like fucking put a down payment brother you're doing illegal surgeries or put a
down payment on the fucking first semester or where we get a mortgage to
pay for the college you've made more money than the last two years combined
the filing cabinet and then it all and then it all settles in when when he
hears that she's managed that she's majoring in communications
You're going to do a $50,000 a year college that major in general business.
It is stuffed with envelopes now.
You had to start a second hiding spot behind the water heater.
You start to feel good at this philosophy.
That's too far.
That's not funny.
Not proud exactly, but capable needed like you finally found the thing you were meant
to do.
That's the first mistake.
It's a Thursday.
You finish with a patient around 2am.
Dislocated shoulder.
Easy job.
Pop it back in.
Rapid tight.
Hand.
Dislocated shoulder.
I saw somebody do that shit themselves on storage wars.
You ain't need to go to no black market veterinarian.
Get some duct tape.
Fucking be like, come push this.
Then the painkillers and collect the cash.
You walk them to the back door.
You watch them disappear into the night, and you lock up behind them.
You grab your keys.
You head out to the back lot where your car is parked.
You notice the black van too late, it's parked in the corner of the lot.
The side doors slide open.
Two men step out, big, silent, moving with the kind of purpose that tells you they've
done this before.
One of them puts a bag over your head.
goes dark. They shove you into the band. After a short drive, they pull you out. You hear
a door open. It smells like a real hospital. They walk you down a hallway. They push you
forward and you stumble into a chair. Someone cuts the zip ties. Your hands are free, but
you don't move. The bag comes off.
just somebody splayed out on the table with like genital herpes.
Fix this fix this. Oh, it's actually a lifelong kid. Well,
it's actually a lifelong thing. I mean, you're in a room with
glass walls beyond the glass. You see medical equipment that
looks more expensive than your entire clinic, an operating
table in the center with a body on it. A man in a suit
stands in front of you. You're the vet, he says. He turns and
points. That man needs help. You look at the person on the
table. You recognize him. Everyone in this city would.
He's the man who owns the ports. He's the man who owns the
police. The man who owns everything that moves through
this city after dark. The crime Lord. He seems very sick.
Wait, this is like your Super Bowl, bro.
This is your Super Bowl.
You save his ass, bro.
Now they're set.
Now you're, bro, now you got a fuck.
Now you're like the right hand man, bro.
You got, you be making a million dollars a year.
You shake your head.
You tell them you-
What?
I'd be like, okay, yeah, I'll do the surgery.
Can't do this.
You explain that you fixed dogs, cats,
the occasional-
Wait, what's wrong with them?
Wound from someone who can't go to a hospital.
But this, this is.
Hold on.
Sorry.
All right.
It's different.
This is beyond you.
The man in the suit doesn't blink.
Oh, what was it?
I was going to make a joke and I didn't like, I thought of a, like
a medical problem in my head, but I didn't want to say the
joke because I didn't know what the medical problem was. Like
you've heard the word but you don't know what it is. And I
was like, No, I'm not going to make that joke.
You've kept people alive in the last three months, he says.
You did that with horse pills and fishing wire in a clinic
meant for
It's not lupus.
It wasn't lupus.
It's not why you're trying to guess the fucking
the disease that I was going to make a joke, bro.
I'm not. It was not lupus.
Rules, he steps closer.
This is just one more mammal.
You tell him it's different.
You tell him this man needs a real hospital.
Hemorrhoids I have those.
He is severe hemorrhoids.
He isn't pooped in weeks. He's been as constipated as Elvis was two weeks before he died.
Real surgery. Some you need to save him.
Someone who went to medical school and did a residency and knows what they're doing.
Hospitals ask questions, he says. They file reports. They call authorities. We don't like questions.
A guard steps forward, you didn't even notice him before, he was just a part of the background.
But now he's front and center, and his hand rests on the gun at his hip.
I like how this guy tells stories, makes me feel like I'm really immersed into the story.
Mammals are mammals, now begin.
You scrub your hands, a woman in scrubs appears beside you.
You step into the glass room, the crime lord lies on the table.
You check his vitals on the monitor.
You've seen this before in dogs who got hit by cars and cats who fell from windows.
bleeding. You look through the glass at the suit. You tell him
you need to operate now. No more waiting. Get me a pool noodle.
And if you just start to ask me for random items that are like
totally fucking useless to the situation. Give me a kiddie
pool, a pool noodle and a water gun. He nods that the woman
hands you the tools. Your hand hovers over the crime. Give me
some hummus. What? Lord stomach and you hesitate. This man has ruined the lives. You've heard
the stories. Everyone else has three Cuban chains. The businesses he's burned, the families
he's destroyed, the people who crossed him and simply vanished like they never existed
at all. You could let him die right here. Just hesitate a little too long. Call it's
I feel like if he died, though, they'd kill you.
Location.
Nobody could prove otherwise.
But then you think about your daughter.
Oh.
Yo, yo, bro, can we stop with this bullshit?
Then you think about your daughter.
She needs to go to college.
Wants to dorm $35,000 a year.
You're never going to be able to afford that.
She has dreams of becoming a Hollywood actor.
She can't even sing, let alone do an emotional scene.
She's never going to make it.
You contemplate whether or not you want to just give her the tough news now or send
her through, you know, have her complete the degree work, try to become an actor and
fail just to start working part time at a Starbucks.
Her smile, her laugh, the way she hugs you
when you pick her up on weekends,
squeezing tight like she never wants to let go.
You begin.
The next two hours disappear.
You work fast.
Then you think about your son,
how he thinks he's gonna get rich quick on meme coins.
He tried to quote unquote buy the dip on Chiba Inu.
He lost the family's fortune.
Faster than you've ever worked before.
He's got this great new idea for this new coin that just came out this year called Trump coin backed by backed by the president himself
Surely this doesn't get rug pulled
The woman assists you. She's good. She anticipates your moves before you make them handing you tools before you ask
Adjusting the lights when you need to see better
You wonder how many times she's done this you wonder if she chose this life
or if it chose her another hour passes your back aches your legs are numb so what are
we an interstellar dude we get into the fucking purpose of this shit if this life
choose her what am I John Wick what the fuck what drips down your face stinging
your eyes my hands are steady now steadier than they've ever been you
You start to stitch him up.
You tie the final knot.
The crime lord is alive.
You stand there for a long moment.
You don't feel proud.
You don't feel relieved.
You don't feel much of anything at all.
Just empty, hollow, like you left something of yourself.
Bro, that would feel like a ranked win.
Like I know, I know we're getting like you're trying to root me into like the mindset
of like, oh, this is a crime boss.
But like in the moment, bro, you saved some guy's life when you're only like you're a veterinarian
You've never done fucking internal bleeding surgery
That's gonna feel like you just got a fucking promo game
Into a rank that you've never been able to achieve before you just got on hard stuck and now you're leaping to new bounds in life
On that operating table the suit enters the room
Better than I expected you pull off your gloves. You drop them in the bin
you tell him you're finished you ask for a ride home you want to see your
daughter you want to sleep in your own bed you want to forget this night ever
happened the shoot doesn't move soon they have another surgery but this time
they have your daughter at gunpoint you already put a down payment on the
four-year anniversary who takes these backsies the money is already locked in
and you don't want to take her place going to college for a communications degree.
So you might as well do the surgery to save her life.
He says, he presses a button on the wall.
The glass walls turn white.
It's already paid for.
Anymore.
You spin around.
The door is sealed.
You push against it.
Nothing.
You pound your fist against the glass.
Nothing.
You turn around slowly, your heart pounding in your chest.
The crime lord's eyes are open.
He looks at you the way a cat looks at a mouse.
He smiles.
You save my life, he whispers.
His voice is weak.
You nod.
You tell him you did what they...
Another rough day.
It's a dog pun.
He just starts getting into on-liners.
Asked. Now you need to-
I'm- I feel like I'm kinda like Leon from Resident Evil now.
Maybe I should- Maybe I should pick up this badass personality.
Leaf. You have a family.
A daughter who needs her father.
A life that's waiting for you outside of these walls.
He shakes his head.
A gift like yours, he says.
Wasted on house pets?
He points to the corner of the room.
You look. There's a bed.
neatly made a small desk with a lamp a stack of medical textbooks thick and heavy
I've been looking for someone like you. He says calm under pressure
Asks no questions works with what they have
You tell him no your voice cracks
You tell him you have a life out there a practice a daughter a daughter
We're remembering from the 150th time we have a kid, we have a kid that we have to provide
for monetarily.
Who needs her father at her graduation, at her wedding, at all the moments that matter.
She'll be taken care of, he says.
Best schools, nice home.
She'll have everything she needs.
She won't even notice you're gone.
You move toward the door, you press your hands against the glass, it's cold against your
palms, nobody comes.
Oh, I thought they were gonna keep him in a cage like a hamster.
There uh, that's his bed for when he's tired and he just wants to sleep there.
I think they're gonna let him leave, he just needs to take the job.
This is like uh, you know maybe an all nighter he sleeps there.
The suit's voice fills the room.
Get some rest.
You start early tomorrow.
You look at the bed and you come.
You look at the locked door.
You look at the man you just saved on the table.
You think about that first night, the gunman at your window, the pistol tapping against the
glass, the cash on the table.
You thought you were making a choice.
You thought you were in control.
You were wrong.
You spent your whole life saving animals.
Now you've become one.
But it's like to be undercover in the KKK.
Brother Watts?
What are the other videos?
So you put on the cape.
Your peripheral vision is very lackluster.
You're starting to question why they would even wear these stupid fucking uniforms.
I
Watch it
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What it's like to be in every yakuza rank what it's like to be in a Roman
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He went from like ranking to like
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W Chatter, Dallin Knee Smith, thank you for the 25 giftids.
Bro, Jinxie's doing another Valorant E Day.
I'm gonna fix my camera really quick and hide in the corner.
Opening 200 CS cases? Bro, this motherfucker spends 2K a day on cases.
Holy shit. Open cases with Jinxie. No. No.
I am a, okay, being real, I'm a gambling addict.
I love gambling.
Not to the point where I'm going super often,
but like, I love gambling.
Like, gambling's like one of my favorite things to do.
I'm serious.
Like if I was listening to like top five things to do
in life, gambling would probably be like in the five.
It's so fun, right?
It's so bad for you and it's financially irresponsible.
It can be fun.
It's sometimes it's a hobby, you know, blah, blah, blah.
I'm saying like I'm not saying like sports betting. I'm not sports betting is fun. Not addicted to it do it casually
I'm talking like
Spanish 21, you know, I'm playing cards
That is addicting poker
Fun a little bit different not as addicted poker. I am addicted to blackjack
Spanish 21 and roulette
Slots? I like slots, but that's basically what CSGO cases are. They're slots. It's a slot machine.
It's literally a slot machine with a payout of a cool gun that you could use in a video game.
It's an NFT, effectively. Anyways, Joko said he's addicted to poker. I don't know. I've gone
through like poker phases but I don't really get like that into poker but like I've never played
craps I I've never played craps because I'm too nervous to play crafts at a casino because whenever
you're at a casino the craft table is always full of like 45 year old men that are like really
loudly exclaiming like what they want and having conversations that are like you know
heard six groups over and so you're like I don't really want to butt in on this and be like
So how do I play?
Because craps, you have like a betting line.
Like I would have to watch a YouTube tutorial
about how to play craps.
If I was going to go play, craps is dice.
And it's not regular dice where you're just like playing
like four, five, six or some shit.
Like you're rolling dice and they correspond to a betting
line on a board.
I know it's really fun.
I just don't know how to play.
All right.
What are we doing?
Are we watching this video or the next one?
Boba, thank you for the two.
Horny, thank you, thank you for the 100 to F cancer.
I don't know why you put that.
Is that your actual Twitch username?
HornyTickleMuffin.
That can't be a fucking real username.
That's your real username, bro.
Oh my God.
Dude, you're subbed to me for like a year.
HornyTickleMuffin.
What made you what like what what like went into your brain when you were making that username
The KKK video one. All right, we'll cut another video put it in the other day
For another day not the other day Jesus
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Josh will to
WID for the sub CSC you thank you for the three W bits. They are the account
I'm going to go find out my uncle at late stage,
diagnosed with cancer skin tuber located on his brain.
He's not expected to make it past two months.
So sorry to hear that, man.
If this experimental medicine works,
we're trying to go through this together
and thank you so much for your help.
My sister and I both watch you
and we love your content, your message.
Your streams are plenty of help, Joe.
Thank you.
Well, I'm glad I'm able to help,
but I'm sorry that your guys are going through that.
You are your family, you know,
specifically as well as your uncle.
If this Experimental Medicine works, if the Experimental Medicine works, he will make
it past two months, or if it works.
I hope that it works.
I have cancer in the chat, that's terrible.
Shattered for some.
Incredible thank you for the fucking 50, happy to donate to the great cause being
a lymphoma survivor myself.
Love the streams also, have you ever, would you consider playing the Detroit Become
Human?
That va, that va's like lost.
The Detroit Become Human is like a sub niche series
that I played that nobody can find the va for.
Unless Brady did find it.
This was like a problem a while ago.
There's just clips now.
Yeah, there's like random clips
of me playing Detroit Become Human,
but it got lost in the metaverse.
I
Hear Daisy barking and
Brooke Brooke texts me and goes does Daisy need to be fed I went I go. Yeah, I told you you had a feeder at five
Daisy's having a fucking fit she's just sitting there. She's I do she's like a
Probably like top fucking hungry
Theater twice a day she you see once a day some dogs eat three times a day
We did feed her three times a day, and then she got a little fat
So that's here twice
morning and night
Anyways, all right, let's talk about this next video
Zeke Walter and David of the sub dustin LP for the subcretive will thank you for the 50
Dude, I'm at the point of being high right now, or I feel like me like I need to squint to pay attention
like this, like I'm frowning.
I already have those lines.
You all have these lines on your head yet?
It's bad.
The amount I go like this, like they just stay.
Perm-ud.
And then even here, like I have to, not yet.
Yeah, you're not supposed to do that.
That's bad.
Doing that a bunch?
I do that shit all the time though.
Be playing video games.
Or like this.
I'm locked.
Matthew for the subject for the sub.
What it's like to be undercover?
KKK.
Next video dude.
This one's gonna be fucking whack.
Two men broke into your house last night to end you.
You did what you have to do.
Now you're sitting at a table across from the man who sent them and he's asking
if you want more coffee.
But that's the middle one.
Why?
Why is it, why is it, what the fuck does that have to do with relevancy?
I know this is like the middle of the story, this is like a sneak peek.
He's asking you if you want more coffee. Hmm.
Do I say yes to that? I don't really, how's that, how's that related?
What the fuck are we talking about?
Of the story.
Let's go back to the beginning.
You get the assignment on a Tuesday.
Your supervisor slides a folder across the desk and says just three words.
We need you inside.
We watched an actual video of a guy that did go undercover in the KKK.
But now this dude's posing this hypothetical to me as like what I would do.
The folder is a name and a photograph.
The man in the photo looks like someone's grandfather.
Your supervisor tells you this man is the leader of his local Ku Klux Klan.
Your job is to become his friend.
What your supervisor doesn't tell you.
Wow.
Wow.
And then you have to like put on the dude, you literally have to be like,
all right, now I have to be like a raging racist.
Like I have to literally you have to go meet this guy, shoot shit with him
and then be like, yeah.
So and then just start spewing hate to be like for him to be like, you know, you're pretty cool.
What he can't tell you is that I've said not hard, not hard, been in a valid match.
Not hard. Have you ever played a League of Legends game, buddy?
That this case is going to force you to make a decision about an innocent woman that has no good
answer. A decision that will keep you up for years after it's over. But that comes later. First,
how long would you have to fake being racist for? I don't know, probably some time seeing that you
would be joining the Ku Klux Klan. You're gonna be wearing the uniform, you know, probably doing
some crazy shit. Probably more than a day. You have to become someone else entirely.
You move to the man's town six weeks before you even try to meet him.
You rent a small place, you get-
I knew somebody was gonna make that joke.
Bro said, faking, question mark?
A job at the hardwa-
Well, that wouldn't be hard for me at all.
Our store on Maine, you wave at-
Yop the fuck up.
...fabers, you learn which diner has the best biscuits,
and you go there every morning at 6.12 until the waitress pours your coffee before you sit down.
You become a regular.
A man with a pickup truck and a burz literally a sleeper agent, grudge about the federal government.
That's your cover.
A man who hates the system.
You don't rant.
You let it slip out in pieces.
A comment about taxes.
A shake of the head when the news comes on.
Fake work history.
Fake ex-wife and Tallahassee.
You build a backstory so- Wow, Tallahassee, yep, there's a peck.
that no one- Yeah my wife's down in Tallahassee.
One should suspect anything.
The problem is, should.
Because on day nine, a man in a great truck
parks across the street from your house for 40 minutes.
He doesn't get out, he doesn't check at phone,
he just sits there with the engine running
looking at your front door.
Could be nothing, could be a guy waiting on a friend.
You write down his plate number anyway.
The first contact with the target happens at a cookout three weeks later.
Someone introduces you.
It starts at a cookout three weeks later.
You bought, you brought baby back ribs.
You spent nine hours perfecting the recipe and you kind of think they're a little undercooked.
They don't fall off the bone like they should.
You're a little nervous whether or not Randy's going to like the baby back ribs
you brought.
This is a pinnacle part of you getting entered into the KKK, and everybody knows you gotta have good ribs.
To the man from the photograph. His name.
So we're using characters now? Yeah.
Dale. He shakes your hand and asks where you're from. You answer.
He talks about his tomato garden for 10 straight minutes.
Soil mix.
Your trick is soaking the baby back ribs in a sort of salt water solution to help loosen up the meat before you actually cook it.
Your problem is how the heat's been rough this year. You nod. You don't know anything about tomato gardens, but your grandma loved gardening.
You tell him you actually love to garden as well.
Your grandma actually gave you the baby back ribbed recipe that-
Using whatever
It's a fucking YouTube commenter. Why does he always fucking pause the video and say stupid shit? That doesn't have anything to do with it
You can remember you're connecting with him relating to him major progress
Then you do it. You slip in some comments to let him know you're an ally
Comments that make him understand you're on the same side
like what? you know they're just saying a slur or some shit like what is he doing?
so black people right? he smiles but that's all for now. a week later dale invites you
to a meeting. like how what are you slipping in? yeah like I feel like we're implying that
it's like okay you're just being really racist around this guy so he likes you.
It's a back room behind a machine shop, 12 men, folding chairs, fluorescent light, buzzing
overhead.
The room smells like motor oil and cigarettes.
You notice two men in the corner immediately, they're not talking to anyone, they're not
eating, they're watching.
You notice the kiddie pool in the middle of the room, filled with mud and some type
of oil.
This is a mud-rassling tourney.
going to need to prove yourself to see whether or not you're going to be able to join boys.
Them has his chair angled so his back isn't against the wall.
It's against the door.
Nobody sits like that by accident.
The other strange thing about this room is how normal it feels.
The people there.
They're your neighbors.
Your mechanic.
The type of guy who may have patched your roof last spring.
They laugh the same way.
How normal it feels.
I feel like there's one distinct thing that I would be noticing
Standing in a room full of like ragingly racist white men
Like there's gonna be a vibe. You know, well, it feels totally normal. What?
You know, like what's the normal like what am I sitting am I sitting in like like a small town mechanic shop right now?
Just like listening to them like talk like I don't understand
Jim they give it a 50
All the school trip to New Orleans kids don't even try but F cancer will take it with a 50 bro Felix or flesh
They give us up. Well, we will leave for the
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I love that I could donate W. Lily and take it with a fucking big thousand. It's a thousand dollar donor
Thank you for the thousand dollar down a one penny off, but I think that's for the memes
JK thank you for the three happy thank you for the hundred dollars to F cancer spends over the substand
Thank you for the six cents for the 15 a manual off of the five what and why don't think of the summer
We're our sish. Thank you for the fucking 250. This has got to go with 250 more thinking for the 500 total
Actually, isn't it 750 total?
750 total I think sacred thing of the 50 Kai thank you for the subject and thank you for the 50
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W chat Elena think of the ten car for the sub
They complain about gas prices
You sit you listen you keep your answer short nod at the right moments
Let the silence do the work the talk starts harmless
The economy, crimes from the local paper, the usual how things used to be, then it
shifts. They slowly stop holding back. The language gets uglier and by the end
they're saying things that twist your stomach and they're saying them like
they're talking about the weather. You drive home, park in your driveway, you
know there's a problem already. Those two men who watched you the entire night
never blinked. Do they already know you're undercover? No, they can't. It's not
possible. You realize you're just being... Maybe they have some sort of medical
condition that makes them not blink that way. Were they looking at you or were you
just imagining it? Paranoid. One thing you don't know what you should do. Did
they slip you meth in that cereal bowl they gave you while you were there? Why
Whatever we even eating cereal to begin with, it was 5pm and we were all just sitting in a warehouse, just not gonna make sense.
Hold up.
It's for sure.
Next cereal soup or...
You start thinking about that.
You fall asleep in your car that night.
The next night you wake up and they're already knocking at the window.
You ended up realizing that you wasted valuable time thinking about a stupid
hypothetical. What the fuck am I doing right now? I'm way too high.
It's Thursday, you have to walk back into that room.
You're actually starting sides fucking hypotheticals for no reason.
Yeah, I handler once a report every 72 hours.
You drive 12 miles to a payphone near a closed shop
and make the call fast. Never the same phone twice.
Never the same route home. You become paranoid about being paranoid
If you're too careful they notice if you're not careful enough you miss something or worse you get caught
And getting caught here isn't an arrest. It's much worse
So you adjust you forget a weekly meeting once so you seem normal you make yourself imperfect on purpose
next Thursday you go back the two watchers are completely different this
time friendly laughing one of them pass your shorter when you walk in like you've
wow missing a meeting's low-key tech dude I don't even think about that you
showing up to the KKK meeting every time they're like this guy's a little too
racist he meant he doesn't miss a single meeting on each other for years
That's suspicious.
That scares you more than the sta-
Even for them, the fucking KKK members are starting to question this guy's loyalty because he's too loyal.
Three weeks in, Dale invites you to his house for dinner. His wife makes pot roast. His granddaughter sits on his lap and shows you a drawing she made at school. Dale looks at you and says,
GM racist in a plat racist lobby. Wow.
You're good people. I'm glad you moved here. And you feel it a real warmth in your chest for half a second
You forget what this man is. You forget why you're sitting at his table
You just feel like someone's friend you drive home and sit in your driveway for 20 minutes with the engine running
That's the moment you realize this job doesn't just ask you to pretend to be someone else
It asks you to become someone else and the longer you stay the harder it gets to remember
Which one is real?
The next day Dale pulls you aside after the meeting
Burzakton like the racist is creeping inside of him. What the fuck is he talking about?
You starting to actually kind of like the meetings what?
The whole time I'm gonna be sitting there, brother talking about like whack-ass shit. You gonna be you're telling me you get used to it
I feel like at some point you're gonna be like
Tune it out more than anything puts a hand on your shoulder and says next week
We need to talk to you about something you smile and say sure that
Sentence means one of two things
They trust you enough to go deeper or they think there's something off about you next week
You pull into the machine shop lot something is already wrong
Dale, the two watchers, a fourth man you've never seen before who has built like a refrigerator
and hasn't smiled once since you walked in.
The door closes behind you.
You hear the lock turn.
Then there's an oven in the corner and a bowl of baby back ribs raw.
Just sitting there.
They love your ribs.
They think you're a narc not because of anything else other than the fact that they think you
didn't make those ribs.
You gotta lay it all on the line today.
The big man steps forward.
Lore Chat, you see how I looped it back from the beginning?
Motherfuckers think I'm too high.
I'm on another plane right now.
I made that joke 20 minutes ago and I just circled back to it.
I've created my own sub-plot within this video.
Take your shirt off.
Your stomach drops.
What?
Shirt off.
Your stomach drops.
You're wearing a wire.
You have exactly one second to keep your face steady.
You laugh and say, excuse me?
We check everyone who comes in
through a conversation like this, Dale says.
His voice is flat.
His eyes are not.
You go into the bathroom.
They give you one minute.
You say you have the shits,
but really you're about to shove a microphone up your ass.
You're friendly.
Your brain is running at a thousand miles an hour.
The wire runs along the inside lining of your jacket.
The transmitter is sewn into the collar.
One device, one place to find it.
You pull your shirt over your head.
This is the story from,
Wait, so that really makes me think the veterinarian story was a real one that we watched because this is the story from the Fern guy.
You handed to the refrigerator. He was just much more detailed.
He hands his hands across every seat. He checks the collar. He checks everything. Then he hands it back.
Jacket too, he says. You take it off. He turns the jacket inside out.
He starts smelling it. Right by the armpit holes.
Really confuses you. His fingers move across the lining toward the collar.
You watch his hands. You cannot look away.
You just stared his fingers moving one inch at a time toward the sewn
transmitter. And you think that this is it.
They caught you. His fingers stop half an inch short.
He hands it back. He's clean, he says.
Dale nods, and now, apparently, they trust you.
Dale sits down.
The four men lean in.
And that's when he says her name.
A civil rights attorney in Atlanta.
He describes how she's been helping send their friends to jail.
He describes what needs to happen to make her stop.
He's saying she needs to disappear.
You sit in that chair absorbing a murder plot against an innocent person and you
You sit in the chair thinking, does he mean some sort of magic trick?
What does he mean the word disappear?
You nod slowly.
But even after the check, the two-
The FBI never told you that these guys kill people.
Watchers in the corner still haven't relaxed.
Their eyes move to you every few minutes.
Alright, I'm done.
I gotta stop.
They ran the test.
You passed the test.
But they still don't believe you.
You wonder if it was something you said.
Or maybe they could sense your nervousness during the wire check.
Either way, you need to be even more careful now.
You drive to the pay phone.
You're two miles out when you see headlights behind you.
You don't speed up.
You make a right turn.
The headlights turn right.
You make a left.
Then another right.
Then a left again.
The headlights stay exactly four car lengths back through every single turn.
Then they pull off suddenly onto a side road and the headlights disappear.
At the time you think you lost them.
You make your call to your handler and you drive home.
Then a stone's throw away from your- Bro can't he just dip?
Like they have the mic of them plotting like cause they didn't find the mic.
So couldn't he have just gone back to the FBI be like boom we have the evidence
that they're planning and plotting to kill somebody.
I don't need to keep putting on this facade.
Front door, you see it.
Like why is he continuing to go with it?
A car parked tight against the wall
of an abandoned house on the left side of your street,
hidden from every direction except yours.
From that exact position,
your front door is completely visible.
That's when you understand.
The tail wasn't trying to follow you.
They wanted to see you leave.
While you were gone, someone else moved into position.
You act like you went to bed, but you don't sleep.
You lie there with your hand three inches
from a silenced pistol on the nightstand.
Every sound the house makes sets your nerves on edge.
At 2 a.m., you hear it.
The back door, someone picking the lock,
taking their time, trying to be quiet.
I'm lighting 10 rounds through the fucking wall
with a 12 gauge.
It is going to literally be a smoothie mist
on the fucking, well, I'm not gonna let him get,
what the hell were you talking about, bro?
Oh, you're sitting there, just waiting in your bedroom.
You hear them trying to break in, bro, go kill them.
All right, then the softest creek
of a hinge you've ever heard.
You roll off the bed onto the floor,
pistol in hand.
You press your back against the wall
beside the bedroom door and you wait.
You left $200 in cash on the kitchen table,
visible from the doorway.
They walked right past it.
You hear one set of footsteps moving toward the bed.
Oh, did you test if they're a robber?
Then they stopped, dead stop, right outside your door.
That's when you realize it.
The picture of you and your sister on the wall,
it's at your graduation.
You were in full federal gear.
What a fucking dork. I mean, that's just not there's I feel like this isn't a part of the story
There's no way they're looking at it
You just have that hung up in your house when you're in all your undercover you just have you in FBI uniform being like
Right now
They know
You come through the bedroom door fast and low the man spins around they pass your kitchen
You have freshly cooked, now I'm not gonna make the joke.
It's one of the two that I was done, watchers.
He gets one hand up before you close the distance,
and then it's a draw in the dark.
You take a hit to the ribs that would have dropped
a smaller man.
You hear him call for help.
Another set of footsteps starts moving up the stairs fast.
You end it with a pistol, one shot suppressed.
In a dark house on a quiet street at 2 a.m.,
it sounds like a book dropped on a hardwood floor.
Then another one, the second man is down.
You stand in your own hallway and the house is quiet again.
Your hands are shaking and you can't make them stop.
Then you get to work.
You spend the next three hours
cleaning up a situation that cannot exist.
Two men who were never here.
at 5 a.m. you sit at your kitchen table and you think what he call for backup at this point bro
Like when if he knows that like why why is he just like solo riding this shit?
Like actually just John wicking it like he's the he's just not getting help
Well, I like why?
About what comes next they sent two men to confirm their suspicion and neither of them is coming back with an answer
When two men don't report back, the people who sent them draw their own conclusions.
You talk to your handler.
He wants you to stay under cover.
At least for the next meeting.
You tell him you need backup.
Close.
He says it's already in mode.
What did he unmask the men and see them?
You have exactly 14 hours before that meeting.
And you have to walk in there like nothing happened.
It's time.
machine shop. You walk in and Dale looks at you for exactly one second longer than usual.
You seen the rest of the guys? He asks. Like who? You say. He shrugs. Two guys who were supposed
to check in with me this morning. They said they wanted to look into something. I haven't heard
from them. You lean against the wall and cross your arms. People flake, you say. Dale watches
your face. Five full seconds. Then he nods slowly and moves on. That's when it happens.
The refrigerator locks the door. Dale asks you to sit down. You ask him what this is
all about, but he cuts you off and tells you to sit down again. You sit. Dale pulls a chair
across the floor and sits two feet in front of you. Close enough that you can smell
the cigarette smoked on his collar.
I'm going to ask you something, he says, and I need you to look me in the eye when you
answer.
Why didn't you even go to this meeting, though, because they sent him to kill him.
Like, you're just going to end up dying either way, you look him in the eye.
Did you have anything to do with my guys going this way?
No, you say.
No hesitation.
No bling.
You say it the way a man says something that's obviously true.
Well stares at you for a long time.
You can hear the fluorescent light buzzing.
You can hear your own pulse.
Then he leans back.
All right, he says.
Then we move forward.
You want some coffee?
Then he asks the refrigerator to go look for them.
In the meantime, he moves forward.
Wow, the coffee part makes so much more sense now.
Word with the plan.
He slides a photograph across the table.
It's the attorney.
Take an outside her office.
Time stamped, two days ago.
Friday night, Dale says.
Her husband leaves for a conference.
She'll be alone.
He looks at you.
You're driving.
And there it is.
The decision from the beginning.
The one with no good answer.
If you say no, every ounce of your trust you've built collapses.
Dale connects the-
Bro, you could just say yes, and then they fucking fold on and then.
Like he doesn't have to actually go kill this woman.
thoughts, the missing men, your hesitation, you don't make it out of this room. If you
say yes, you become part of a murder plot against an innocent woman. And even if the FBI
steps in to stop it, you have to ride with these men toward her house, knowing that if
anything goes wrong, if the timing is off by 30 seconds, she dies. You think about
your sister, if the FBI could also contact the woman. We know, you know, FBI could
say, hey, you know, there's two guys going to come kill you tonight, maybe go sit in this
locked room here, we're going to give you a bulletproof vest. They're going to try and
kill you and we're going to intercept them. Think about the photo on the wall that you
should have taken. Or they just move her and then she's just not there. You know,
they give them bad intelligence. Thinking down months ago, you think about how far
inside this thing you've gone and whether the person sitting in this chair is even
you anymore. You nod. I'm driving, you say.
Friday comes fast. You spend the day before going over the route with your handler. There
are four intercept points, agents at every one, snipers on two rooftops, and a helicopter
staged 11 minutes away. They tell you the window is tight, but manageable. Manageable.
the word they use. You ask what happens if something goes wrong, your handler pauses one
second too long before he says it won't. Friday night, 947 p.m. You're behind the wheel of
a stolen sedan. Dale is in the passenger seat. The refrigerator is in the back with
a bag you haven't looked inside. Nobody talks for the first two miles. The only sound
is the engine in the road and they'll be suppressing the urge to make a baby back ribs joke right now
me actually suppressing the urge when he said that sorry i'm locked into the story but like
every chance i get it's just like a worm entering my brain to be like he opens the bag he forgot
the guns in his sleep he swapped him out with the baby back ribs thinking he'd be hungry later
Cracking his knuckles one at a time.
You pass the first intercept point.
Nothing happens.
You check the mirror.
No lights.
No movement.
Just a dark road behind you.
You pass the second intercept point.
Still nothing.
Bro, they don't have like a geotracker on your fucking car?
Like how are they not intercepting?
Pest gets tight.
You start doing math in your head.
Four miles to her house.
Two intercept points left.
If they don't move at the third one, that leaves one chance before you pull into her
driveway.
Three miles out.
Dale opens the glove box and pulls out a pair of latex gloves.
He puts them on slowly.
One finger at a time.
He doesn't look at you.
Two miles out.
He puts petroleum jelly on one of the fingertips.
The refrigerator unzips the bag.
You are driving toward this woman's house and you are thinking about every single thing
that has to go to a refrigerator just took out a thing of hummus.
You write in the next 90 seconds,
or you're thinking this isn't about this woman after all.
Her to survive this night, it's about you, one mile out.
Then the road lights up,
blue and red from every direction,
helicopters, loudspeakers, Dale looks at you.
He doesn't say a word,
he doesn't have to,
his eyes say everything. You don't look back. Three months later, I felt like they
would have pulled out a gun and just shot it. Dale gets 40 years. The rest of them get between 15 and
25. The attorney never knows how close it actually got. You go home, you're real home. You sit on
your couch and stare at the wall and you wait for it to feel like a win. It doesn't. Because
Because for three days you were willing to drive and you passed two intercept points
where nothing happened and you didn't pull over.
You didn't stop the car.
Yeah, but they got the job done.
You kept going.
You'll never know for certain whether you said yes to protect the mission or because
saying no might have meant dying.
You tell yourself it was the mission.
You tell yourself that every night.
Wow, that was a good video.
This guy makes great fucking content dude, holy shit.
The wealth explainer.
Alright, I gotta pass, let me hop into the next video.
Here you go, me down.
Sorry, yo, I actually test like that whole time once it. Yes, this is where I go back to squeaks. I got me and you have to
All right, sorry.
Quick comments break.
Yep, that's exactly what it was.
What was the song name?
Ocean of Jazz.
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We got two more, two long ones.
I went completely screenless for a week by CodeKai
and then that short horror film,
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Alright.
I would completely streamless
On January 19th my YouTube channel got hacked my man could never do this by the way. Oh my god
What percent of your day awake? Do you think you spend looking at a screen?
An unfathomable amount of time for me because like my job is streaming but I
Don't know if I've on the lake say 16 hours in a day. I think I'm looking at a screen for 10 of them
Maybe 12
Like and even when I'm not like a dude
I'm just on the phone off the phone on the phone off the phone on the phone like most of my dad
Like the majority like there's been times bro
If I if I didn't go to the gym
There if I didn't go to the gym
There's probably been like two weeks fans where I could actually just never
go outside
Like in the winter, like I just never go outside
just
What it would impact my day is what I'm saying like unless I needed to go something like I have to go get groceries or something
Andrews make it very clear to me that rule number one is don't click the links people send you in emails
So naturally I clicked on the link someone send me in an email
I immediately got hijacked and I could only watch in horror as my YouTube channel of two years
study stream crypto rushes to my audience of queer internet junkie college students which like
good one man they're gonna love this shit what's worse is that wait Elon Musk is giving me three
bitcoin for every one bitcoin i buy wait for every bitcoin i said Elon muskies you give me four back
within the same hour a completely separate bot flooded the comment section of my recent video
they were advertising like a fake book that led to a completely the comment section of my recent
video they were advertising like this video reminded me of Dave Rumsfield's book not in a motivation
away more like oh that explains a lot kind of way kind of upsetting someone mentioned this concept
in a private group a while ago instead of i if you get it don't talk about it later later i realized
they were referencing Dave Rumsfield's book a book that led to a completely separate scam so i went
in my youtube studio to wait that's so funny he's caught oh wait that's right i don't have
Remember because I got hacked and because my job isn't real it's in the fucking computer. I can't do anything. I'm powerless
I can only watch obviously I got my channel back yay hello, but there's a lousy side effect of all this
Which is that I wanted to throw my phone into the ocean
But I won't actually do that because they're like krill in the ocean and like what if I hit one of them?
So I'm gonna do the next best thing which is I'm gonna go completely screenless for a week because
Everything about the internet is bro. That is impossible
That is this is gonna be the craziest like
Like, first world country nepotism shit you're ever going to hear out of my mouth.
I don't know what I would do.
I don't know what I would do.
If I couldn't watch TV, I couldn't go on my computer, I couldn't go on my phone, I
can't look at a screen, read books, goon to the mind.
Holy shit. Yeah, sir, sir read magazines, man. Huh? I feel like I'd be teleported back to like bro. I
know you're all gonna say this is on I remember being like seven in 2009 taking a shit and reading
Reading the newspaper, bro.
Reading the newspaper.
Looking at the cartoons on the newspaper, like, what?
Looking at the pattern, bro.
Looking at the pattern on the fucking shower curtain and trying to imagine things.
Bring back childhood imagination, bro.
Bring back childhood imagination.
My ass did nothing.
I yo, I will say I would like to feel that board feeling are you I know a lot of y'all watch me when you're bored
I am never bored, bro. I'm always doing something
So maybe that would be the upside is like I would get to see that or feel that you know
But like after like an hour, I'd be like, all right. I'm done
Kissing me
board on breed's creativity bro yeah but still
Dude, going streamless for a week is so crazy
the day before my screen break, I got a couple things ready
I printed out several maps of Vancouver bus lines because I don't want to get lost
I printed out a contact sheet, a phone numbers and
You can't even use a GPS, it's cucked
You can't use GPS, it's cucked
I want to be able to live to even think about that as back to life
I don't know road names
I don't know anything, I just know where stuff is.
I don't know how to get there without the GPS.
Use a map, yeah, handwritten map, you drive it into a lake.
I need, including but not limited to Cody, Sarah,
Vancouver taxis, flare airlines, and Papa Johns.
I also went downtown, I went into the biggest Best Buy
in the world apparently, and I bought an $80 phone
that I'm gonna be using for texting and calling
because that seems like the smart thing to do.
And already I know, so we're not fully screenless.
We're like high-tech screenless.
I still have views like a flip phone.
Some of you are going to be anal about this.
There's a screen on the phone that you're using.
You're technically-
Hey, that's not what I sound like.
It was just a question.
It was just a question, Kai.
Huh.
That's all it was.
We already lost a child.
Well, you know what?
Actually, there's also a screen on the oven.
There's a screen on the camera.
The shower curtains are technically screened.
If we're living in a simulation, does that mean I have to kill myself?
Actually, don't answer that question.
The fuck was I- Oh, right.
My phone.
We're setting up my phone.
Great.
How do you do this?
Oh, no.
Oh my god
I'm gonna button. I don't think you should be able to use that high tech of a phone guy
I think you have to be using a rotary phone
You have to make calls on pay phones, right? Let's live life like we're in the fucking like 1930s
1940s, you know, you know you put a quarter in load it up
You get put on with a real person that's moving
phone lines
Well, now I can't take it out.
I'm more impressed.
Get a pager.
I'd love to get a pager, bro.
Have somebody page me.
You're on?
Hey, Roger, how's it going?
Yep, nope, don't mind me.
I'm just going to just drive to work right now.
Oh, I'll catch you later.
Hold on, I got another page.
Hey, how's it going?
Oh, my god.
What's a nice sound?
Well, no, doesn't somebody paging you
means they want to call you and then you call. I don't know how to pay your works. I just see I
remember dude I even still have a guy in my gym that has one of those. So badass. He's like a cool
guy that won't get with the times but it's like he has like one of those earphones that's like a
phone. It's like one in in your ear. What is that called? That's not a pager.
It's like an earpiece, but like an old one.
Earpiece, old earpiece.
This.
The motor roll-up, bro.
Yo, one of y'all's dads had this shit in 2010.
One of y'all's dad's had this shit in 2010, bro.
This is like aura, like, actually,
this was like modern tech, bro.
If somebody had this, you're like,
this guy's making money.
That's a status symbol.
That guy's so on the go.
His time's so valuable he has to make calls
without holding something.
He needs his hands.
you
you
you
you
you
I feel like in the U.S. today, you would be walked out like you're a murderer.
I
Excuse me, sir
Yo, dude be like I what the fuck are you asking me dude?
Look it up, bro. What yo, I feel like that would be like terrifying
For the average person, bro, that should just be confident self filming yourself walking
up to people and asking them for directions and just recording their reaction and watch
80% of them like take a step back like you're going to murder them or that Andy, they like
grab their purse, I'm sorry, anxiety of what I might be missing on my phone just made
me a nervous wreck white woman chihuahua style and also when I got home it was
already 6 p.m. because I spent so much time just it's not that funny I think
that's hilarious brown lost his fuck that was kind of horrible but also kind of
excellent oh my god
hello oh Sarah hello something something tomorrow what tomorrow get a package
with you tomorrow market sure bye bye as I was saying just like looking around
and seeing everybody like in their phones like if I had a phone I'd be doing the same thing
but it seems strangely dystopian when I don't have a phone for the day it's like man we're
just animals but we love these boxes it's bro actually like you you spend the majority of
your like the average person's gonna spend the majority of their life looking at a screen that
isn't real life like if you got a bunch of cattle addicted to triangles just like shiny triangles
for the cows to stay. That's Italy. What? It's Italy because it's like the pizza.
And the cows are the people. They take the train and they go, you know, like in the past before
they had phones they'd like sit on the train with their pizza. Okay, in this video there's a rat.
They're trying to fish the rat out. The rat is winning. They lost the rat. I don't know where
the rat is anymore. Oh my god, getting somebody to explain, checkbox. You have nothing else to
deal can you scroll on your 40 page with your earphones in and explain to me what you're seeing
all right so i got a big chungus meme big chungus meme uh ASMR video oh ander dingus at it
what an edit a new one yeah oh this one's really good is anymore i'm gonna like that okay there's
The big frog or lock tends to struggle during the feeding time. Okay, this one's Clara. It's cool
It's like the best way and they have like they like drew on it with like my parents. I've seen this. Yeah, okay
Are you gonna do it next time you get it for this one?
What's the next idea?
So day three we're just kind of loitering in front of a wah-wah
Kind of been kicking a rock. So all the time I've been walking around here
It's about it
I'm not I'm not allowed to order it like one of the touch screens
So I kind of just like walk up to somebody and ask them to do it for me
You remember that call I took yesterday are you paying attention? I was like so I Carly
And you're paying attention to me, you're paying attention to me, that was Sarah inviting me and Cody to go to Granville Island, which if you don't know what Granville Island is, like it's like a Vancouver place thing.
So Cody and I got ready, we took a little car trip, we spent the day just eating clam chowder and cannellés, which are the best dessert, and if you disagree with me I will kill you.
Clam chowder.
When we got back I did some doodling because that's a thing that people-
Oh it's your super day, oh we have a lovely clam chowder.
I
Can do that I lied down and I just started thinking for like two hours straight after you left
I had a non-descript existential meltdown like I poured myself a cup of sparkling water
I feel like I'd start getting into free styling and then just watched it slam poetry go flat
I'd like a flash ego death
I have like a flash ego death. Like gaining consciousness.
sparkling water and then just watched it go flat. I had like a flash ego death.
It was like a family guy cutscene. And then I went for a run and I was back to normal.
Oh my god. I feel better.
This is kind of interesting to me that you can take away my phone and without even two days passing
I'll become like a toddler that's reckoning with recursive thought for the first time.
Is it cramped in here? Is it just my skin?
Day two, day two done.
Banana for size.
What?
Banana for scale.
That's how big the date for reference is.
You can use this to see how big day two is.
What?
Oh!
Oh!
How are you using the banana for reference?
I really have any plans on day three,
so I spent a lot of it reading.
I'm currently working through the Dawn of Everything.
I really liked it so far.
This is my favorite page.
And then while I was, you know, I actually do think
this would be a method to make you love reading.
Like, if you were unable to look at a screen, you would start what?
Even the people that hate reading would start like reading start.
Start like reading, starting to like reading.
Reading, actually, I came to and I forgot how to speak.
Uh-oh, I just passed out.
Realization. Wait, I have a Google home.
I can listen to music, which like, thank fuck, because I didn't realize
the first two days, how much I started flirting with my Amazon Alexa.
I think we're in a fucking pretty steady relationship now.
music for granted. I ran a 10k yesterday with nothing but the sounds of Vancouver
traffic to pacify me which like those two things like that's totally an oxymoron.
Now some of you if you're observing you might be thinking oh wait don't you
have vinyls that sit on your bookshelf? Why don't you think I have a record
player? Anyway with this newfound power of mine I did some dishes and I did a
workout with Cody. This is me telling the camera that this is the end of day
three for my editing in case I get confused. This is where day three ends
And we're day four starts
I think if I had music I'd be in a lot better shape
Like if I could like work out and just like somehow play like like maybe an iPod like an old iPod touch wouldn't count
And I could just change songs like
You're so fucking stupid you're so stupid
You know that?
I'm back to book maxing
Oh
So I got busy getting my brain absolutely shredded with anthropology, you know things of that nature
When I got too cold to be outside I went back in I made dinner for Cody and Sarah who came over to do some studying
Here's a picture of it on my evil phone. Also since we're halfway through the challenge
I made this pie chart to show you what I've what's been going on
This is just like a rough estimate the big thing
I want you to take away from this is just like being present in the moment go up the white woman
Piss poop we have to have a piss poop line
Damn, I do probably shit like two hours a day a rough estimate the big thing
I want you to take away from this is just like being present in the moment go up the white woman Chihuahua anxiety go down
Not two hours maybe an hour. I
Think I'm probably taking a shit an hour a day
Okay, half hour poop in the morning, 15 minute poop after breakfast, probably 30 minute poop
after stream, maybe a sneaky 3 AM shit, 4 AM.
I did actually spend some time that day trying to catch like a wafer.
Especially if I ate a lot of spicy food.
In my mouth.
Yeah, you know, like a dog.
No, like, okay.
So I will eat, listen, I get up, I eat a case of blueberries almost every day.
It's like $7 for a case of blueberries, this is way too money, I love blueberries.
I'm gonna spend the money on the fucking blueberries, I get the big ones.
Anyways, I eat those with my breakfast, or I take a shit, wake up, eat those with my
breakfast, take another shit.
By the time I'm done streaming, my shit's purple.
So I know that in that like, you know, 12 hour timeframe, like I have digested
My breakfast fully because I eat so much fruit in the morning that like I will actually have like a purple shit
They're like almost purple
Not purple, but like I you see the or like like I a lot of a lot of raspberries
Not a raspberries blackberries
You need to go to the doctor. I don't need to go to the doctor. I do have a weird pain under my left armpit
I don't think it's my lymph node. I think it's a tendon
I'm not getting into me trying to self-diagnose problems I have.
I wasn't quite able to do it and I think that probably like makes me like less of a man or
something.
Soon after this Cody was telling me about like the Winter Olympic uniforms so he did the
virtuous thing and he put them into like a can of document and printed them out.
Is this worth like the money that it costs for paper and ink?
Is this worth the trees you killed?
Isn't it worth being...
Do you think after you finish a week without, you know,
mostly all screens, a screen would hurt your eyes
the first time you look at it?
A murder.
What?
You look like a cat with, do you know who I'm talking about?
Like a ba-ba.
There's this girl.
Maybe a little bit.
Don't get a cat and turns out like they had like
tooth cancer and you had it.
What are we talking about?
You look like a ba-ba with a cat.
As these images were being printed,
I couldn't help but feel a little bit guilty.
Are the Olympic uniforms and Bob all the two things that I need to be most urgently informed about right now?
It's almost a tantamount to like losing the challenge because part of the appeal of this whole screenless thing is I don't have to hear about the
enormity of culture all the time exclude Bob all from that sentiment. He's pretty much guiltless
I don't think he did anything wrong. I think I'd start reading the newspaper again. I think I'd start reading the newspaper
That would be that would change, you know instead of me because you can't watch TV
To get your news
The Mongolia team and their cashmine sweaters. Why are they still handsome? Here's Brazil. Okay, cool
Fuck this one's where do you even get a newspaper? Any can be gas station convenience store get a daily news
Katie
That's Bob. Oh, I'm just a little disappointed that I needed to be in the loop so bad that I got these pictures printed
photos printed
On day five, some of my friends were performing an opera, so I got Cody to print out some tickets
for me.
Cody is essentially just my internet at this point.
I got them some flowers, it was a jolly good show, here are some pictures from my evil
phone.
At this point in the video, like, anxiety levels have gone down.
I've discovered- You would start to appreciate, like, other arts in certain things.
Like other forms of entertainment that you normally would have access to, but would
never do.
Possum, thank you for the 30, Jeff, thank you for the 30,
Nick for the sub, John, thank you for the 25 to have cancer,
Matthias, thank you for the 10, or Mathis, thank you for the 10,
critical, Omar Rupert for the sub, one for the sub,
critical for the three, Eminus for the sub,
Charles R for the sub, Gooseley, thank you for the three,
the real that, and Leisure for the sub, Dylan for the sub,
Cole, thank you for the 10, Jojo Elijah, K-Dog,
Hartwell, thank you for the 100 again, and for the sub.
For other things to worry about, like, I don't know, dinner.
Everyone lean forward and your chair is giving me a little drum roll today. We're hanging out with tech choice
She lives a little out of the way like an hour and a half away
So it took me three hours to get there
I didn't really think about this before I made plans with her
But like what do you do with a tech youtuber when you can't your screen list?
Well, the answer is probably simpler than you think because when I walked in the first thing
I saw were boxing gloves and mitts now. I have no idea how to box
I have never put these gloves on before but I mean it sounded like fun
And what else would you do with a 5 foot 5 tech mogul on a Tuesday?
The thing is we can't really watch any tutorials on how to do this properly because I'm a problem
And you might think that fucking around with boxing with no experience would be like speedrunning an injury and you're right
If you did if you had no boxing training would you get better at boxing by just punching shit
yeah it would take forever but like if you'd never got training bro you would at some point
pick up techniques unless you're fucking idiot right like you wouldn't you there's techniques I know
there's techniques but I'm saying you would probably pick up some form of like form like the more
like throwing a ball like if you've never thrown a ball before you start throwing a ball more you
gotta get better at throwing a fucking ball like not in terms of like large-scale fighting tech
I'm saying like you would just get better at punching stuff you'd end up creating your own
Hmm, Jevart style.
Most girls are in a very gear most girls.
Kick him in the balls, punch him in the Adam's apple.
Whabam!
After that, Joyce gave me a little house tour which included her sleeping setup.
And also I was finally able to see the infamous tech Joyce Honda in person.
What the hell is happening here?
Your car is like an ice cream machine at McDonald's.
What the hell is going on?
Holy shit, you're on the screen.
I can give you a little rundown.
Joe just gave me a little rundown of what went on in the latest video and I'm like a pioneer of small creators
So you should go watch it after that we kind of ran out of things to do
Besides dude if somebody was explaining like actual mechanical shit to me it like of them modding their car and me just going
I'm not gonna remember any of it
Not gonna remember any of it
Like unless I'm like turbo interested in it if you could tell me like you could be a rundown of how an engine works
Four hours later if you're like repeating back to me. I'd be like
Like, uh...
As far as food goes, breakfast is done.
Oh my god, I would start trying to learn how to play the guitar.
Yo, there's actually a million things you could fucking do.
you can become an interesting person you become an interesting person and then
not just rage bait people online be like the least satisfying meal what it kind
of feels like I haven't done much since going screenless like it's done a lot
for me but I feel like I want to do something like crazy I want to do
something radical once I can keep all this yeah sorry would there happen to
be room for two travelers tonight I think he's going somewhere yeah one night
I almost ate the mic I thought it was an apple slice all right thank you I'm going
to Victoria which Victoria the province in Australia or the one that makes
sense going to the island you're coming with me tonight yeah I got school
tomorrow.
This is like your fourth time in a year going to the island.
Isn't Victoria Island the part of Canada that has a bit of the United States in it where
the average people that live in that province have to literally drive through Canada and
and then back into the United States to go to school.
I think that's that island.
Because like part of it, or it's somewhere near there,
there's some part near like Washington,
where it's like, this part's in the US,
this is in Canada, and it's like,
there's no way to get over to the mainland
where the school is.
So if like you're the small,
One of the small families that live there,
you have to like drive out of the US to go to school.
We've done well in Australia though.
For the finale of this video,
where it's Roberts, oh, it's in Minnesota?
Port Roberts.
Port Roberts.
Yeah.
And then this is the line, there's like, how many people even live here?
There's two different ones?
I don't know.
I've just, no, I've heard that story.
All right, lock back in.
Start thinking of the five, two, ten, three, four, four months ago.
My dad got diagnosed with skin cancer and he was stressed with other stuff and he took
his life.
I'm so sorry for your loss.
My girlfriend broke up with me for not being emotionally stable.
I'm sorry if I'm being a downer.
You're not being a downer.
How to get it off my chest, that's fine.
I'm sorry you're going through that though.
I'm sorry for the loss of your father. That's horrible.
I hope you're all right. Anonymous thank you for the 25 to F cancer Daniel for the sub big for the sub. Possibly thank you for the 20
17 and NJ for the sub Jax for the sub Arshen. Thank you for the three Jeff. Thank you for the three possum
Thank you for the 30. Yeah, I'm sorry. I'm not able to read most of the dough knows right now chat. I apologize
I'm gonna be going to another city. I can read the names, but I'm not I'm not really reading the messages
completely unarmed of any meaningful technology coming along with me is Danny
he had a couple days off work I feel bad I'll read some more plus I'm thinking of
the 20 what I went over to my wife can't be would still use our phones Jeff
thinking of the three of 100 people are very with the concrete students because
it rains the bodies with resurface really take Brooke to the hills cringe
math is thinking of the 10 really have for the rest of the stream have you
tried sheets no I love family members I've lost the cancer I've
I'm sorry for your loss, man.
Cool, thank you for the 10.
Lost a lot of odds with my baby cousin.
He has cancer.
Oh, that's fucking terrible.
Oh, he had cancer, but luckily beat it.
Okay, well, that's great.
All right, let's thank you for this,
I didn't attract Norris to that chat.
How did he die?
I saw he died, but didn't say how.
Heart attack no hot sudden hospitalization
Medical emergency use 86 I mean he was old but that's still sad like an abrupt
I'm not going to fucking hold my piss sorry. I'm a slug and water. I dry mouth. Yeah,
Help me down.
I'll read your bits, bro, but I can't refund bits. Please don't send me bits if you need me to read the message.
I think it should be a blanketed rule on my stream. I've said it before I understand a lot of people want me to read their bits
And that's why you send them
But if the pinnacle of whether or not you feel like it's worth sending them is if I read them or not, please do not send this
I'm sorry. You weren't here for the part of stream or parts of stream
I said I wasn't reading a lot of them and it is also a charity stream today
But yeah, I'm sorry. I'm not I didn't read your bets bro. These bits were preloaded donated to the charity
I want her to appreciate
Say I appreciate this charity my cat died from cancer. I'm sorry to hear that watch you every day with my new cat helps me through top days
Well, I'm glad I'm able to help but I'm sorry for the loss of your cat man
And I'm sorry. I can't refund your bets, but I
Cannot I cannot do that
that. Please don't send bets if you need them refunded. Zidn'tore, thank you for the sub.
Liz and alert for the sub over the sub. None of us have a 25. Snarf, thank you for the
five. I'm sorry chat. I know it's just usually like during charity streams. I don't
read a lot of the messages because we get so many donations and messages that it's
like all I could do is read the name because if I spend time reading the
messages, we would be on the second video of the react day, right? Like I
It would, the first two hours of stream would just be reading messages, and then every 10 minutes, I would pause to read another 15 messages.
So it's like, I try to kind of balance that line between doing the charity stream and also making content, because it's not really a great charity stream if all I'm doing is just reading messages versus like providing some sort of content in between.
You know what I mean?
House for the sub, Zaden for the sub. So I'm sorry, it's just, that's why.
Yo, that first scroll though, I'm fucking like doom scrolling social media when you get
back after the seven-day break probably feel like fucking cocaine dude wow not
doing anything the dopamine you'd get would just fucking watch in TV bro you
get kid watching coca-mallon the time we arrived at the hostel it was already
dark out and I was starting to feel a little nervous about opening my phone
again at midnight luckily I had a British cynic with me to make it all go
down easier close trains might be dead and that's possible one or two you're
no fucking help this point it was 7 p.m. and we had a couple hours to kill so
we went to play some ping-pong
Let's get it.
Let's get it.
Let's get it.
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
You get that?
You're saying for the sake of saying it?
This one's for all of our families.
This one's for all of your families.
This one's for all of our homes.
So as you know, we're tied.
Six dollars, and we have one more.
You know what?
We're tied.
What?
We're tied.
We're tied.
That's very strange.
What?
This is your mom.
I'm tapping through the ping-pong tourney to the legislative assembly of British Columbia
because that's in Victoria apparently and also what better place to finish a Kodakai
video than in Parliament.
Make a wish?
Is that vandalism?
Damn, when was the last time you all made a wish in a fountain?
Years.
Years there are no other mainly because I don't have coins
I mean, I'm never carrying coins
Yesterday, I would wish in a well
More often if I just had I don't have like pennies or quarters on me coins in here
I'm the feeling that if I get change tip cup
Change tip cup
Quarters sometimes keep in case I got a vital tip cup
I'm not I'm not keeping change
I'm not holding up a line either
Right. I I don't like
When old it's old people. I'm gonna say it. It's old people when old people go
I'll hold on I have I have 1833 exactly
And then they whip out a coin pouch and I'm standing there
Waiting
As they scrounge through their coin bag because they want to get in the fucking bill bill back brother
brother
It wasn't we weren't supposed to be
Act them like you need to go places. Hmm interesting everybody goes Lee Lee Lee Lee
Now was it my fault for waking up late not planning and preparing things I needed to do so
I wouldn't be late for stream. Where's the old lady's fault for holding me up in line for two minutes. I
I think it's a vent problem. Don't worry.
Okay.
Okay, here's the best way that I can describe it. Everything up until this point, it's felt like I've been, like, 12 years old.
years old. Because the last time that I haven't had screens for this long was probably when
I was like 12 years old. I don't know how to describe it, but it's like, it's like a nostalgic
gleam to it. Like everything's been-
Wait, that's literally what I was saying though. Back when I was like 8 or 9 dude,
and I'm just sitting there just fucking scaring at like papers. Maybe you play
video games here or there, but like the majority of your day, you're not really looking
at a screen.
What's the cod beer shaving stream Tuesday call it the endowments slash
dollarship club charity challenge
life is different for this past week no no you know what
Can you find out who your loved ones in Paris?
I don't know. Should I just do it? Should I just get it over with?
I'm gonna start the screen recording.
Okay, so this is what I missed.
The first Jesus Christ, bro. No, that would stress me out.
Oh my God, that would stress me out. Holy fuck, dude.
When I see somebody, when I see somebody with like 83,000 notifications...
On open.
What did you miss?
I'm not talking about like spam, right? Like obviously I don't see the majority of the comments or fucking mentions or whatever, but I'm saying like just letting it sit on like 85,000 emails. I'm like, bro.
Yes? Was it a big week?
I missed, I missed a lot.
You had a heart attack. He's not like Google email.
I spent $70,000.
I think you might get overloaded. I think this might kill you.
I didn't miss a lot.
wait that actually be equally as upsetting you got bro you got off your phone
for a week you come back you have like one text message it's automated from
like sheen letting you know about like a flash sale nobody else message do you
course you did holy fuck you didn't miss anything I'm very happy you came to
this realization in real time that's fantastic I missed nothing you miss
Nothing. Nothing happy.
What now?
Flash of clans. Your base was raided.
All goblins. They somehow got a two star.
Our lights and glow. What do we do now?
We go to sleep.
I'll use the phone for a little bit. I'm gonna get rid of this fuck-ass brick.
I hate it. I'm done with it.
And then I'm gonna get back to you and that's gonna happen right
Right now quirky transition. Okay, so this was filmed like two weeks ago. I've been editing I've been going about my life
I've been using this evil thing
My life is largely the same after doing this
But I think the one thing that has changed is that I I'm maneuvering my life now with the knowledge that my attention is a
Very valuable thing. There are a lot of things that you could give your attention to there are a lot of things
There it is. Oh, I get I don't I don't have a problem with screens
I get annoyed with short form media and like my kids I I don't post on short form media anymore
But I still consume it too much like I'm trying to get out of that because it's like dude
I'll want to watch a YouTube video or a TV show or a movie and I'll get a third of the way through
And I'll just be like I'll sit on tech talk for like a minute
And then I just do scroll for like two hours and then I go to bed
You know like and then it takes me so much longer to consume like actual good media and like
like, you know, movies or even like reading or something like that, but I want to do like
philosophy and it's just like, I feel like, dude, I'm not going to remember any of that.
But I'll remember like a good movie or something else.
Like that's going to live in your mind longer than like some stupid fucking funny video.
Don't forget you're a warrior of Shamu.
Wow, that's a pocket pic chat.
Don't forget to share me with the things that you pay attention to.
Thanks again to Cyberghost VPN as well for sponsoring this video.
If you want to-
That was a good view, man.
I really did enjoy that.
Mike Ecstasy.
Yeah, what do you think Mike Ecstasy's up to, fucking caving spill?
Wow, now we're just bringing up fucking ball knowledge in the Joe Barth stream.
I do love Code Ky, bro.
That's a good vid, though.
Josh, we'll take you to three.
Not like other shoes don't push buddy even run ads. Thank you. Parker thinking of the two run and ten for the sun
Aren't you thinking of the 75?
to f cancer
How to make it around 200 up fuck cancer from the UK. Thank you
Zden house for the subalert and toward thinking about chat. We are 11,555 dollars and 94 cents total
What's I gonna say I'm matching that for 10 case we're at 21,555
Yeah, all right now. We have a short horror video that we're about to watch
Play nation similar to another horror video from the same person you watched months ago, but
I'm sorry, King duck rate of choice, I'm not raiding yet, we have another video, I was
responding a lot, my bad.
Anyways, chat, we got another video we're watching, F Cancer Charity's shooting today
Obviously, tomorrow, I'm not live.
Sunday, we have a Brovy Bro with Ron into,
that'll be at three ESC, into Rainbow of the Jynxie
and a bunch of other streamers.
Monday, random games, horror games,
maybe more horsey game.
And Tuesday, we're gonna probably do reacts
from like four to eight, and then eight to 10,
we're doing the Call of Duty Endowment charity stream
with Dollar Shave Club, the challenge.
And then I'm going to 25th to the 30th,
back the 31st and we'll be grinding out stream while I'm gone,
puts on the YouTube every day on the main of the gaming and also
double upload probably next Wednesday. And then I'll be
filming content as well. I'm not just doing nothing. Then when
we get back, I got to start planning that challenge that you
guys said I should do the food gauntlet for the charity. We
have the Etsy stream probably April 5, 988 charity stream the
13th. And then a bunch of other random fucking horror
games and shit we're going to do. What's the IRLJC? No idea.
Murrow thinking of the five because I'm also hosting a
GeoGuessRetournament so we weren't going to, we can't do it
when we were originally going to. Honestly, thank you for the
efforts for suicide prevention in 2019. My favorite
streamer Attica passed away from suicide. Ever since I've
become a huge suicide advocate, thank you for what you do.
Well, I'm glad that, you know, I'm able to like do
stuff for a good cause. And I'm sorry that one of your
favorite streamers passed. I know who Attica is, but I'm
I'm sorry for, you know, you going through that as a viewer.
Obviously that is very sad.
Big advocate?
Yeah, advocate for suicide prevention.
Sorry, I'm high if I misspoke.
Makes the thing of the four.
Hidden for the 25.
That thing of the five get hits.
I'm not passed away from cancer last year
right in the chat.
Sorry for your loss as well.
Hidden, think of it as 25.
Love that you're great.
Thank you.
I appreciate that, Hidden.
All right, chats.
I actually have to pass again
because I don't want to have to pee midway through this video.
I'm sorry.
Chat, I've drank this whole bottle of water,
an energy drink, and a protein shake before a stream.
And then another bottle of water.
My bad.
All right, small bladder.
I do have a small bladder.
Dude, I used to have a pee problem when I was a kid.
I've said this, dude, it got to a point
where I was like forced to like hold my pee.
And I remember being at a Dave and Buster's one time
and I had a pee so bad
that when I was finally able to go pee,
I couldn't, my bladder was so full that I couldn't piss.
And I got nervous.
Have you ever had that?
We have to be so bad that when you're finally able to pee,
you've been holding your pee so long
that you can't like condense your bladder.
Horrible, horrible.
All right, I gotta piss real quick.
Not the vibe of song, sorry.
Nope.
Hmm, this one.
Oh
Arrow jump name of the song aero jump slow aero arrow fire song, right?
All right
It is time for
what's it called? A horror video. Short horror video specifically. Give me a minute. Not
not even hold up.
Okay, lock in.
The hunt among the green.
A short horror film.
Lock in. It's probably going to be really creepy.
Nice bowl cut. Fuck you.
God, thank you for the five gifts.
Toby for the 330 to F cancer.
Let's go.
The hot among the green.
Get ready to quest with Pippin and friends on the awesome
adventures of Pippin fun possum coming up soon.
But first it's time for another twinkling tale on Star
O'clock stories only on tiny toe TV.
Dude the horror genre where it starts out like a childhood TV show or movie or
game and then it just slowly gets more demented and like glitchy. Scary. Not
scary. Okay we are 15 seconds through the video. Maybe let's have the attention
span of something better than that of a peanut.
That's like a man of the adventure.
That's the name of the video.
Once Upon a Star.
Already immediate vibe of me being like eight years old watching Curse of the Cowardly Dog
at night.
That was actually like a horror show for me.
I couldn't read the Goosebumps novels, they were too scary.
Curse of Cowardly Dog, I'd be like,
what was he so fucking afraid of?
I also must be fucking scared.
There lived a girl named Brooke.
She was eight years old.
There lived a girl named Brooke.
She was eight years old and a proud member
of the Green Girl Guild.
As a matter of fact, she had the most badges out of-
Is it technically child labor
Do that kids have to sell Girl Scout cookies and don't get anything in return?
Or is it not because they get like prizes?
They get like prizes.
You get like stuff if you get a certain amount of cookies.
All of her peers.
It's volunteer work.
It's incentivized volunteer work.
Is it not?
And ward them all on her great-
Chad, I'm not getting on some pedestal and saying like, oh, this is immoral. I'm just asking.
Green sash.
One day, the guild leaders gave the girls a challenge.
A scavenger hunt for a special new badge.
Brooke wanted ever so much to be the first to earn it.
So she began collecting.
Something soft.
Something sharp.
That shit is not sharp, but that is a dull rock.
Something light.
The soul of a chicken.
That's gonna be on the last.
That's where it gets really demented.
What?
What?
Something dark.
Something shiny.
Something dark.
Something shiny.
Something dark.
I
Is a mirror shiny
No
like it has to be like reflectively shining a mirror is is like more than shiny it's reflective
what's the definition of shiny shiny death it's going to say to have shine reflects light
on the account of being very clean or polished so mirror would be shiny is a mirror her
considered shiny
Yes
Bro, that's not like nature though. You just picked up a glass mirror
Suddenly a nasty little what's a mirror dumbass? I don't actually fucking know
Bubbin swooped out of the forest and stole away with Brooks bag
Brooke went after it
Uh-uh
After a long trek, Brooke found her bag with nothing inside.
She got fucking robbed.
Worse, she found she couldn't recognize a thing in sight.
She got amnesia.
was lost. I guess I should... stay put? Brooke determined. Someone will look for me.
Stay put? Yo, what? Is that actually what you're supposed to do when you get lost like that?
Of course, you walk like a hundred feet into the fucking woods. I'm just walking
straight back the other way.
And so she waited and waited, and soon as she got starved to death.
But no one showed up.
That was when Brooke found something.
Don't trust it, somebody in a fortnight, what the fuck?
Gee, my apartment- Is that a possum?
Apologies for frightening you. It took Brooke a moment, but she soon realized who it was
Your Pippin Von Possum from TV
But
What are you doing here?
I'm taking a breath. That's a motherfucker in a Pippin Von costume. Whatever the fuck his name is mask
Make for my usual adventure in this here forest
Oh, trust him.
Oh, welcome retreat for a plucky possum like me.
What about you?
What are you doing here?
I'm lost.
I can't find my way back to camp.
You, with such an impressive plethora of badges, lost?
That's a death.
Color me surprised.
Well, lucky for you, Camp's precisely in the direction I'm currently headed.
Really?
Really?
You're welcome to tag along.
Bro, she's dying.
Does she not have a bad bird?
She's a girl scout.
Don't she got bad, like, bird?
She's just gonna follow this motherfucker?
He's gonna kill her ass.
It's a deal.
Perfect.
Come along then. So the two of them continued on into the wood.
Do you think it's actually like a real like fucking anthropomorphic, sorry, do you think
a real anthropomorphic possum? Or is it a human in a possum costume?
Did I use the word anthropomorphic right?
I did. That was the big word for the day.
It's a human in a possum costume? So easy to run away from then.
Oh, never mind. That's a missing dead kid.
Until, suddenly, they stopped.
Are we close? My legs feel all mushy.
Crippin ponded about. Hmm.
It appears I don't know my way as well as I thought.
Silly me. What?
You don't, but that was when they heard...
clinking nearby.
Brother!
Bish!
They inspected its source and found Billy in the...
What's happening?
What's happening?
Okay, so I'm sorry, what's happening?
What's actually happening?
I'm starting to think, I thought this was going the route of like a creep in a fucking
possum costume.
Okay, so this is a real, this is a real, like, these are anthropomorphic possums.
And this is a talking soda bottle.
Glass!
You're here too?
Ooh!
What?!
You're here?
We're lost!
We can't find our way to the Green Girl Guild Camp!
Explain, Pippin.
Perhaps you could aid her expedition.
Assh-
What is that?!
Somebody hiding there?
You're a sugar I can!
What is that?
Hosted the bubbly bottle bloke.
But...
Are you really sure you know the way to...
Do a Desmo.drinks refresh you in a blink!
Errr...
A poop bucket?
Yeah?
Well, there's your answer, clever green girl!
Ahaha!
Oh my god, it's somebody saying her name. Oh my god, it's somebody saying her name, bro.
I don't recognize that voice. Let's zip along then. Wouldn't want to get mixed up in any trouble.
and so the three of them continued on what bro this kid is okay now I'm
starting to get a little fucking frustrated she's named Brooke and she's
hearing somebody scream out her name and she doesn't call back into the wood
She's hallucinating. How's she tripping, bro? What do they drug her?
bro the skin real creepy
until suddenly, they stopped again, it's so late
We must be near.
The directions must have leaked out my noggin.
Silly me.
What?
Yo, I'm going dude!
Hey, three times in a row pal?
Hey buddy, how many times are we getting fucking lost out here, right?
We're just walkin' at this fuckin' point.
What do you- oh, the directions are-
Are we inhaling some fuckin' poisonous gas that's making us all just randomly lose our minds?
What do you mean? We've been walkin' for four hours.
No!
At last, Brooke started to panic.
You're expecting her to defend herself.
I'm not expecting her to defend herself.
I was just saying, during- no, during this, yeah, I know she's scared,
She's just going to rely on them.
I'm saying when the woman was calling out her name,
you literally would just go, oh, wait, that's
the people that were looking for me.
You have to know where we are.
It's not her fault.
I'm not blaming her.
Chat, I'm not blaming her.
I'm just upset she didn't go.
I'm here.
I should be upset about that.
You have to.
Oh, no, no.
Someone has to be looking for me! I can't be here forever! I can't!
It's a fake story, bro. I know it's a fake story. I'm just tweaking.
Someone has to be looking for me! I can't be here forever! I can't!
Oh, for a stupid patch!
Where are you going?
There's no need to fetch. We'll find a way.
No, we won't!
But maybe she is just trippin.
Ate a mushroom, she got hungry, cuz like they're not chasing after her.
She just kinda wanders off and they just don't care.
Then...
brought the gown...
to song.
But then...
A light blinked on.
Brooke recognized it.
This is going downhill fast.
Instantly.
Oh my god.
Can you join Jude?
Oh no.
Nipper.
Oh wait for-
What?
But I never see-
She left that at the camp.
Here again.
Don't be funny, Brooke. I've always been there for you. Jenny Joy Beat. Why have you been away so long? The other green girls have missed you oh so much.
We're lost!
Explain the others. Oh how so crushing.
Oh no, she's definitely tripping because that thing was a doll in the beginning. Now it's talking.
There's no joy in being lost, especially to how I like this. You must be so tired. Can
you help us get out of here? Pleased to the girl. Oh, could you please? Jenny Joy smiled
As bright as can be
Of course
I'll take you back to where you belong
Can you do a shorter?
What
I'll light the way
Being very vague not gonna take you back to the camp. We're gonna take you back to where you belong. What the fuck does that mean?
vague as hell
What?
Is she like seeing these stars float in her eyes in real time?
Is she like passing out?
Bro, what?
And so they all follow Jetty Joy.
And so they all follow Jenny Joy.
So now...
Get to do it.
Oh, she's so dead, bro.
What?
No, I don't even think that's schizophrenia chat.
I don't understand what is happening right now.
I don't understand what is happening right now.
She's meeting all these weird fictitious characters
that are actually there,
and they're just like leading her to her death.
Do not hate the static noise, it makes it so much scarier.
Oh my god, stop!
could have popped up on that screen right there and I would have fucking freaked out it was too
too much long of a pause.
What are they burning a dead body, bro?
There you go.
oh my god are they eating a human right now they're cannibals stop wait
they're gonna cook her oh my god that's a human hand in a pot they're gonna eat
Wow. Nah, that's fucking scary.
Where's the possum, so it's not really cannibalism?
Yeah
Was that so the bottle real I feel like that's so the bottle wouldn't eat a person
Chopper at all
Dude, it's too long of a way.
It's too long of a way.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Bro.
Like you're just choked.
Do your hands and your legs are tied together?
What the fuck are you gonna do?
What is that?
Oh my god, the shard of glass.
The mirror, holy fuck.
This is actually some survivalist shit.
I'm gonna see again out of that.
It's pitch black, but he just got a dart into the woods.
It's behind the- OOOH!
NOOOOOOOOOO!
Oh my god, wait, no, that's so fucking creepy.
No, it's a real person, bro.
Stop. Oh my god, that's so fucking creepy.
Wait, so they're not possums. They are cannibals.
They're cannibals.
Where are you going?
That's her, I know, but if she's not actually a cartoon fucking character, then neither are
they.
Bro, it was the bucket!
It was the bucket.
I was like, what is in that bucket?
It had to be something weird.
Well, you won't answer. We'll lead you back.
Where are you going?
We'll go the way back home.
You could still get that badge.
You're going the wrong way.
We'll go to the front.
We'll take you home.
Just stop running.
Come on, bro.
No need to despair.
I could use the number three to find a way down.
You should get yourself lost again.
Everyone else is going to be worried sick if you keep this going.
We just want to take you away from all the fucking books you've got on your phone.
We'll take you there.
There's nothing to fear.
We'll always find our way and your stash.
We can take you to it. Just let us know where you are.
The power is the cause of this shit.
Or they're gonna be in the cave.
I know you've got to get out of the way.
It's so hard, bro.
It's so deep.
It's so cold.
Come on out, bro.
We'll show you the way.
What's behind her?
I'm gonna...
Run, run, run.
Run.
Get this off.
Hugs!
So you got crushed by a fucking rock slide?
Is that how that ended?
What do you mean?
What the fuck just happened?
That's alive.
We've got something in noises.
I must have forgotten my way, too.
Silly me.
Is he dead?
Oh my god, she's gone.
Oh my god, they're looking for her.
Did she even talk?
Eventually, Brooke heard something new.
Her guild leaders.
Oh my god, her mouth is covered. No, this is actually horrible.
Brooke tried with all her might to go back out to them.
But her voice was...
lost.
No fucking way!
shy the mirror the mirror the mirror the reflective mirror
no way her ass is talked proud you're kidding me right
What is she not what I called her?
It's not going to be.
was it was it a woman?
wow
what the fuck what the fuck
where's the fucking skidback what
I can't tell is that a man I can't tell the possum
I gotta read the comments.
They used live footage for the mirror reflections of the Starks, juxtaposed, uh, just the position
really adds more to the horror element.
When they were chasing Burke near the end, the possum shouted that scavenger hunt won't
complete itself.
When she never told them she was on a scavenger hunt, just that she was lost.
They've been watching the scout group since they arrived.
Bro, so it wasn't the scout leader
that was looking for them in the end.
Yeah, cannibals, bro.
So there were people.
They weren't possums.
That was a good video.
That was fucking creepy.
Jesus.
All right
Part two that video just came out. So I don't know if there's gonna be a part to a deck for the sub
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But I think it's a good time to call it now
I also have to deal with that fucking sponsor bullshit at the end of stream
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So we're gonna do that now
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Sorry, I'm ending stream, I feel bad.
King duck, is that redeemed?
Refunded if it was redeemed, I'm just writing right now.
That was redeemed like three hours ago.
We're rating small fries.
All right, appreciate y'all, it'll be all fun
and I'll catch y'all later.
We're going to rain in five, four, three, two, one.
See you guys on Sunday.
Peace!