RANDOM GAMES INTO VALORANT TOURNAMENT JOIN JOIN JOIN

Joe_Bartolozzi

04-04-2026 · 5h 38m

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[00:01:27] Wednesday, what the fuck are you talking about?

[00:01:32] It's a rerun.

[00:01:57] Oh, everybody bloody good. How's everybody doing on this fantastic fucking Saturday, everybody?

[00:02:11] We are live early today because we have a few things that we are doing prior to a Valorant

[00:02:15] tournament that Jinxie is hosting. So, chat. We're going to be doing a few things. Actually,

[00:02:22] We have to pull first because Mr. Beast just dropped the 50 streamers video.

[00:02:27] Do we want to watch it?

[00:02:29] Here was the original plan.

[00:02:30] We were going to run Retro Rewind for like an hour and a half.

[00:02:33] Then we were going to run Content King for like an hour and a half.

[00:02:37] Then we were going to hop into the Valorant tournament until obviously we either win or

[00:02:42] lose.

[00:02:43] Tomorrow regardless is going to be the Etsy review into the Minecraft ARG Wi-Fi's

[00:02:50] video.

[00:02:51] We're going to be doing the FD review into that Monday CS with killdozer at 330 opening cases playing CS random games shorter stream

[00:02:59] Because I'm filming Minecraft video after Tuesday. I'm not live Wednesday is going to be horror games

[00:03:04] Thursday random games Friday chess

[00:03:06] Tournament into random shit next Saturday early CS stream with Jojo and then random games after that react day that next Sunday

[00:03:14] April 13th. We have a 988 charity stream for suicide prevention slash their crisis line in general

[00:03:20] But Mr. Beast just dropped the 50 streamers fight for a million dollars for their fan or fans one of their fans

[00:03:30] So do we want to watch that and then rip? Okay, so here's the options

[00:03:37] We either do retro we run retro rewind

[00:03:41] retro rewind that's hard to say

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[00:03:46] content King in devalorant or

[00:03:50] We do the MrBeast video into Retro Rewind into Valorant and then we'll rip Content King on Wednesday

[00:03:59] after Before Above, which is a different horror game that's dropping that day.

[00:04:04] So, which do we want to do?

[00:04:07] Everybody, okay 63% are voting in MrBeast video. I'm not opposed to that as well,

[00:04:12] just so we have more time playing Retro Rewind until we also start another Sim game at the

[00:04:17] same time so I'm fine with that normally I wouldn't and I would just wait till

[00:04:23] tomorrow but tomorrow we're not even really doing reacts I mean half of the

[00:04:27] stream is gonna be reacts but it's to a gaming video so I'm fine with doing the

[00:04:33] mr. Beast today retro rewind Valorant tomorrow Etsy review and the Wi-Fi's

[00:04:40] video and then Wednesday we'll just do content King as well as horror games thoughts

[00:04:47] and then maybe more retro rewind like Friday or Saturday I think that works I

[00:04:52] do want to do content King I know a lot of streamers have been playing it I know

[00:04:56] it's fine but I know people are gonna bitch at me to watch this so we'll watch

[00:04:59] this day amazing a native of the sub I'm thinking the five gets his look for

[00:05:03] the three thanks for being so entertaining thank you for watching I'm

[00:05:05] being a native of the sub cave of the sub Nate Arboth aiden Oxy see and

[00:05:09] Crow, take it for the sub Josh for the three.

[00:05:11] Somebody at lunch school today said,

[00:05:12] why do you watch me as a liberal?

[00:05:13] And maybe laughs how much people care about that.

[00:05:18] Somebody in your lunch today said,

[00:05:19] why do you watch Joe?

[00:05:20] He's a liberal.

[00:05:23] Wow.

[00:05:25] Poseidon Steph, Luca and C-Show,

[00:05:27] with the sub Ron, A-Flow, with the sub Finn,

[00:05:28] take it for the three.

[00:05:29] Can you say goodnight to my cat Kenny?

[00:05:30] Good night.

[00:05:31] X-Nap and hi for the sub Tosher for the three.

[00:05:33] Thank you for helping the mental health feed

[00:05:35] struggle a lot myself.

[00:05:36] Most people don't understand so I don't know.

[00:05:37] Thank you.

[00:05:38] I'm glad I'm able to help and I hope you're all right.

[00:05:39] And Aiden, an amazing but subbriot,

[00:05:41] Santa for the sub, DRV, top and high for the sub.

[00:05:44] It's pronounced weefies, oh, I thought it was Wi-Fi's.

[00:05:46] My bad, hold on.

[00:05:57] Acquiring a caffeinated beverage.

[00:06:00] A.J. and Gayes, thank you for the sub,

[00:06:02] or Gayest, thank you for the sub.

[00:06:04] Jake, thank you for the five,

[00:06:05] hope you're doing good today, love of the stream.

[00:06:06] Thank you, and I'm ready to thank you for the five

[00:06:07] gifts, all right.

[00:06:08] chat, uh, outside of that, what else do we have planned?

[00:06:11] I just said the schedule.

[00:06:12] I actually made a schedule for viewing on it.

[00:06:13] Want to know it.

[00:06:14] So we'll do the Mr.

[00:06:15] Beast video right now into retro reliant until the val tourney starts.

[00:06:18] Maybe we'll actually hop off retro early so I can practice a little bit before

[00:06:22] the draft.

[00:06:22] The tournament starts at 530, but the draft's at five.

[00:06:26] Um, so in like three hours tomorrow or not tomorrow outside of the schedule

[00:06:33] that I just said for 20, we're doing a weed mystery box review.

[00:06:36] And then the 24th we have a Geo guess our tournament

[00:06:42] Wait hold up

[00:06:49] All right, let's lock in somebody were being headset that a little early for

[00:06:55] Hold up that was loud

[00:06:57] All right, let's tap in chat 50 streamers for a million but wait

[00:07:02] 50 streamers fight for a million dollars I'm in this video chat I'm not in this

[00:07:11] video I am not in this video really nope not in this bed wait look I'm right

[00:07:22] there at stake wait let me try to name as many of them as I can locked in wait

[00:07:32] ask their names on there never mind as their names on their their names are on

[00:07:37] their chests okay well that would be cheating I'm gonna I think I could

[00:07:42] still name like half of them I know there's a lot of Spanish streamers here

[00:07:46] that I wouldn't be able to name though I thought of like Ibai right there

[00:07:52] Why the fuck is Dan clant are you dead ass mr. Beast now that should just piss me off

[00:08:00] Why is Dan Clancy in the fuck is Dan Clancy one of the 50 streamers?

[00:08:07] Why do I see his ass in the back there?

[00:08:10] Bro, it's not a streamer

[00:08:12] Bro is not a streamer. Yo, where's clad? Yeah, where's clavicular?

[00:08:16] And is speed a contestant or a host?

[00:08:46] We're really clout farming right now. They have the follower account of everybody under them Jesus Christ

[00:08:51] Do you think they show most followed social media? Oh?

[00:08:55] Definitely Marlin seven point seven million Marlin does not have seven million followers on tWitch. Is that cumulative?

[00:09:02] on all

[00:09:05] Alliance

[00:09:07] Strategy

[00:09:16] I'm not even doing a cube.

[00:09:17] Dan Clancy just aura farming in the back

[00:09:19] because nobody's going to team up with the CEO of Twitch.

[00:09:25] Just saying, if you want me to, I'll do it.

[00:09:26] I really don't want to.

[00:09:27] We're literally just posting up with Neon.

[00:09:30] That's an interesting duo of people.

[00:09:36] I'm not even doing a cube, but I'm going to go crazy.

[00:09:37] These streamers, all they know how to do is go either lazy.

[00:09:40] I do feel like the IQ's a little lower to me.

[00:09:42] Woo!

[00:09:43] It's dropped a lot.

[00:09:44] I'm serious how you're going to switch it up.

[00:09:46] Let us up.

[00:09:47] Kill someone, stop being scared.

[00:09:49] No way, I'm going to clip on them.

[00:09:51] The music is trash.

[00:09:52] Oh my god, was that Fortnite?

[00:09:54] Do they have to play Fortnite while they're in this box?

[00:09:59] They're making a game card.

[00:10:00] But it hasn't happened yet, so they don't know.

[00:10:02] All right, it's time for the-

[00:10:04] They would have million for one of their fans, right?

[00:10:07] Yo, I would so put that shit on a game of marbles,

[00:10:10] bro.

[00:10:11] Oh my god.

[00:10:13] That would be the craziest game of, if I was in this and I won,

[00:10:17] I would put that on a singular game of marbles on stream.

[00:10:21] Just go live and be like, all right, everybody hop in.

[00:10:24] We're gonna choose like a 12 minute course.

[00:10:26] Only one person makes it to the end.

[00:10:29] First challenge, what is it?

[00:10:30] Oh, you can't choose?

[00:10:32] Well, I would randomly,

[00:10:35] what are their names?

[00:10:37] On this wall, is it?

[00:10:39] Dan Clancy.

[00:10:40] Wait, Connery's pants is in this?

[00:10:42] I didn't see, oh my God,

[00:10:43] I don't know who I want to win.

[00:10:47] You're voting to a limited default?

[00:10:48] No, I think maybe you'll throw a ball in it.

[00:10:50] Oh, back up behind the purple line.

[00:10:53] Oh, oh, oh, oh my God.

[00:10:55] Wait, this is a little RNG now.

[00:10:57] If they're throwing a ball at the,

[00:10:59] at the profile picture that they want out,

[00:11:02] isn't being higher up kind of a skill advantage?

[00:11:07] Like being XGC is the worst.

[00:11:10] Because you're dead middle bottom. Oh, it's paintball. Yeah. Well, I'm saying like with the just any arc

[00:11:17] I feel like being like a daft is probably the best because your top left

[00:11:25] Bro, what the entire time yo, I don't know you think that me do you think he tells them to uh

[00:11:32] Like act like they're freaking out

[00:11:36] Because they're all like

[00:11:38] What's gonna happen? I feel like I'm gonna be standing there like somebody explain the rules.

[00:11:56] Is it aura to remove yourself from the game?

[00:12:03] Shoot your own profile picture.

[00:12:08] Oh my god!

[00:12:10] Dan Clancy is 100.

[00:12:12] Actually, I'm getting Tifu out.

[00:12:14] Holy fuck. Holy fuck.

[00:12:16] I'm targeting Tifu.

[00:12:18] Tifu is good at everything.

[00:12:20] This is like prime time.

[00:12:22] He's either winning...

[00:12:24] If you don't get him out right now, he's winning.

[00:12:26] Holy shit. I've never seen any...

[00:12:28] I've never seen Tifu be bad at anything.

[00:12:30] Actually, Tifu's good at...

[00:12:32] Tifu's like a fucking star class surfer.

[00:12:36] top like N.A. in any game he plays.

[00:12:40] It's cooked.

[00:12:41] Rekai?

[00:12:42] I don't think Rekai's big, a big threat.

[00:12:45] Step over the line if you want to shoot first.

[00:12:49] Oh, all right, sketched it.

[00:12:50] Come on up.

[00:12:51] Who do I shoot first?

[00:12:53] No, you shoot that way.

[00:12:54] Sketch.

[00:12:55] Which of the streamers would you like to eliminate?

[00:12:59] Wait, he missed.

[00:13:00] He missed.

[00:13:01] He missed.

[00:13:01] I'm a nice guy.

[00:13:02] Who's next?

[00:13:04] He was aiming for Lacy.

[00:13:06] Ha ha ha ha ha!

[00:13:08] I'm gonna die!

[00:13:10] Who's next?

[00:13:11] Yeah, give me a shot!

[00:13:12] Ludwig!

[00:13:13] Let's see who Ludwig shoots!

[00:13:16] I'm sorry!

[00:13:18] Oh!

[00:13:20] Winger not a streamer!

[00:13:22] Yeah.

[00:13:23] Yo, on God, bro. Get his ass out of here.

[00:13:28] Is he hold- Is that a camera?

[00:13:29] Is he just holding like a fucking trot,

[00:13:31] Not a tripod, like a selfie stick with nothing on it.

[00:13:35] That's the CEO of Twitch.

[00:13:36] You're about to get-

[00:13:37] Oh no, those are cameras.

[00:13:38] You're banned, bro.

[00:13:39] Hey, hey, I'll take-

[00:13:40] Courage JD, bro.

[00:13:42] They're really about to play Fortnite.

[00:13:44] Bro, they got all the Fortnite players here.

[00:13:47] How bad?

[00:13:48] Who wants to shoot next?

[00:13:49] Excuse me, excuse me.

[00:13:50] Come on, man.

[00:13:51] Let's go.

[00:13:53] Oh!

[00:13:55] Where'd you get me?

[00:13:56] Danced, man!

[00:13:56] What were you aiming for?

[00:13:57] Budwig, of course.

[00:13:58] Damn, no!

[00:13:59] Budwig!

[00:14:00] Dan, Dan, Dan, Dan, Dan, Dan.

[00:14:01] Something real quick. Yeah, you're gonna miss old man

[00:14:09] My god, he did miss

[00:14:15] You would have died first in fortnight oh on god brah I'm seeing new people every time fucking Tyler ones in this

[00:14:21] I'm probably in Tyler one out pretty early to render live

[00:14:24] This is like the easiest time to get out one person that might just actually skilled if everyone

[00:14:35] And the brutality continued

[00:14:43] And the streamers spot right back

[00:14:45] And just like that, the least like streamers are starting to reveal themselves.

[00:14:56] Three people are on the chopping block, who's next?

[00:14:58] I think we shoot whoever shoots us.

[00:15:00] It looks like people are aiming at whoever aimed for them.

[00:15:03] I have no battle with anybody, kind of.

[00:15:05] I'll shoot zone, I'll shoot zone.

[00:15:06] All right, here we go.

[00:15:08] Whoa!

[00:15:09] Oh my God!

[00:15:10] I don't want to take anyone out, is that okay?

[00:15:12] That's fine, yeah.

[00:15:14] Oh, that's fucking lame shit.

[00:15:16] Bro, I'm shooting her fucking profile picture

[00:15:17] right after that.

[00:15:18] Oh my God.

[00:15:20] Oh my God.

[00:15:22] If I, yo, anybody does that shit?

[00:15:24] Yo, have you ever watched a MrBeast video?

[00:15:27] Being the upstanding nice person gets you out.

[00:15:31] That's lame.

[00:15:32] Bro, did it in the MrBeast show?

[00:15:34] Somebody do that?

[00:15:35] They like kick the ball to the side

[00:15:36] and they're like, I'm not gonna play this game.

[00:15:38] Second fucking later, they're out.

[00:15:41] Second later, they're out.

[00:15:42] You gotta target someone.

[00:15:44] You gotta target somebody.

[00:15:46] Wait, it hit Orgy!

[00:15:48] It's like floater shit.

[00:15:49] Wait, no way.

[00:15:51] How did it not break?

[00:16:02] It bounced off the fucking ground?

[00:16:21] I don't see that.

[00:16:23] I respect that.

[00:16:24] I respect that.

[00:16:24] Self?

[00:16:25] You know, that's cool.

[00:16:27] That playing the route where I'm not going to shoot anybody

[00:16:29] is not as cool as you're shooting yourself.

[00:16:31] You're a hero, boy!

[00:16:33] You're a hero!

[00:16:34] You're a hero!

[00:16:35] They even started targeting people that already had points.

[00:16:38] I had to play a save.

[00:16:39] I can't make enemies out here.

[00:16:40] In order to decrease the likelihood of themselves

[00:16:43] getting eliminated.

[00:16:44] Next shot!

[00:16:45] Oh!

[00:16:47] But not everybody has a-

[00:16:48] He's too good at everything.

[00:16:49] You gotta get Tifu out. I don't know what we're fucking doing here

[00:16:53] Unless you're getting an alliance with him and you're floating to the end. I'm treating this like it's big brother

[00:16:57] You know you got a fucking team up with some people. Who's the ideal teammates?

[00:17:03] God damn

[00:17:05] XQC and

[00:17:07] Actually, she's gonna make an enemy

[00:17:10] Tyler won Nick a 30 and fucking Tifu

[00:17:14] That's the dream squad

[00:17:17] Everybody has sketch hell no

[00:17:19] The perfect day.

[00:17:20] Sketch is getting out early on.

[00:17:22] Hey, you wanna miss?

[00:17:25] Oh yeah, I'll give it a s.

[00:17:27] You missed!

[00:17:28] What did I miss?

[00:17:29] Yeah, you did!

[00:17:30] Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!

[00:17:30] I didn't know I missed!

[00:17:31] Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!

[00:17:33] Oh!

[00:17:34] Who's that?

[00:17:37] I didn't know I missed!

[00:17:38] Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!

[00:17:40] Oh!

[00:17:41] Excuse me!

[00:17:43] Oh!

[00:17:44] Excuse me!

[00:17:45] You can't love anyone, I'm gonna get her money!

[00:17:47] Hey!

[00:17:48] Hey, I'm really gonna get you out!

[00:17:49] And thanks to XQC's outbursts, the 5 most targeted streamers finally revealed themselves.

[00:17:56] I'm not gonna lie, I feel like there probably was a moment where streamers dead-ass beefed in this and they just had to chop it.

[00:18:03] Like, I could still see XQC like sneak-dissing DDG and then this turning into like an hour-long fucking just like,

[00:18:10] streaming match and they just chop it.

[00:18:19] Wait, it's all five? I thought it was only one person. Wait, Marlon shooting himself was so stupid then.

[00:18:29] Wow, Arke got out off rip.

[00:18:41] Uh, yo, that, see, that's what you need though.

[00:18:44] I got a flash drive with more money than your entire squad has net worth-wise.

[00:18:49] I'm the Lamborghini!

[00:18:54] Are you guys ready for the second game?

[00:18:56] Here we go!

[00:18:57] Alright boys, lock him!

[00:18:58] Change the floor!

[00:19:02] Bro, are they playing fucking Crossy Road?

[00:19:04] Bring out the Lamborghini!

[00:19:15] One of you is gonna win the Lamborghini, bro.

[00:19:18] You got to bring you got to wheel out some like you got to wheel out like a viewer's car

[00:19:25] What 200,000 mile 2005 Honda Accord

[00:19:32] Like one of you will win this afford focus be like

[00:19:42] Okay, I thought they were gonna win it for themselves. I was gonna say bro

[00:19:48] This next game is optional. Whoever volunteers to play this game will be blindfolded while they hold their hand on this lamp,

[00:19:56] and takes it up closest to 10 minutes, will win it, and literally go live in this cube and give it away to one of your viewers.

[00:20:02] Everyone else who places their hand on and loses the challenge will be eliminated.

[00:20:08] I'm not playing that shit, bro. What?

[00:20:10] I'm playing video!

[00:20:12] Would y'all- Okay, if I was in this, would you want me to play that?

[00:20:17] No, I would rather bro because if I give a fucking Lambo to one of my viewers

[00:20:22] You're just gonna have to sell it

[00:20:24] Because whoever gets it bro, you're not gonna have enough money

[00:20:27] You're not gonna have enough money for it because you're gonna have to pay you're gonna have to pay such a high price for the insurance for that car and

[00:20:34] You're gonna be getting that you're gonna have to pay gift tax for you just get it. You're gonna sell the car

[00:20:39] You're gonna sell the car slide the lambda that's what I'm saying

[00:20:41] I'm not I'm passing on the Lambo. I rather give because if I give a million dollars to a viewer like that's way better

[00:20:48] You want to compete for this lamp? I'm rich though

[00:20:51] Well, I'm realistically the viewer that I give the car to would not have enough money to afford the taxes on this

[00:20:59] Or just to upkeep the car step inside the circle in the next should have had iron mouse compete

[00:21:05] Oh, what the fucking iPad touches the car

[00:21:08] Two minutes. That's good deal. How would she compete in this?

[00:21:12] Bro, you get an easy stream. I'm afraid, I'm afraid.

[00:21:15] I will step in. I'm going to get sketched. 48 seconds.

[00:21:18] I'm thinking about the clip. Alright, if only sketch is in it, I'm going, I'm going in.

[00:21:24] And sketch, I think that's also the mindset is like who steps into the ring?

[00:21:29] Pips, get in there. 33 seconds.

[00:21:32] Oh!

[00:21:34] 10!

[00:21:35] All of this 10-10 is to be 3 minutes.

[00:21:37] I don't know.

[00:21:38] Just who wins?

[00:21:39] Five, four, three, two, one.

[00:21:45] That's very much.

[00:21:46] Nightmare blunt rotation.

[00:21:48] Only four people entered the circle.

[00:21:50] Let's see who wins the limbo.

[00:21:52] I'm going to start the timer at 3.

[00:21:54] Fully opposite personalities in this ring right now.

[00:21:57] Super smart Alex Botez, sketch, neon.

[00:22:01] and I don't know the other guy.

[00:22:03] Three, two, one, the rest is on you.

[00:22:06] It's gonna be the longest 10 minutes for them.

[00:22:08] Everyone is locked in on this game.

[00:22:10] They are focused.

[00:22:11] Damn, look at Sketch's chain, bro.

[00:22:14] Holy fuck.

[00:22:16] Yo, how much is that?

[00:22:20] Oh my God.

[00:22:24] That's gotta be like $200,000.

[00:22:26] It's locked in on this game.

[00:22:28] They are focused.

[00:22:29] Bro, did Sketch make that much money?

[00:22:31] I dude, I how do I don't know sketch it's so weird like you know how I was mentioning

[00:22:36] You know agent those those pocket watching streams where he like does like a deep dive of like viewer or not viewer

[00:22:43] Creator analytics and tries to guess how much money they make I feel like it's really easy to do with like youtubers and

[00:22:50] a little harder for twitch streamers like I want to do one pocket watching the pocket watcher where I pocket watch agent but

[00:22:56] But somebody like sketch it's like so hard because I feel like a lot of the money sketch

[00:23:01] makes is like TV shit.

[00:23:04] Like sketch is like a known guy that does beyond influencer stuff.

[00:23:11] You know what I mean?

[00:23:12] Like sketch will just be make an appearance for like Verizon in like some random draft

[00:23:20] kings.

[00:23:21] I do draft kings ads.

[00:23:22] I'm saying like he does like bigger shit though.

[00:23:24] I'm playing but just like the paintball game chaos like NFL stuff prize picks like hold but like in-person prize picks shit

[00:23:31] I was about to take I just have no idea how much you

[00:23:37] Like I can guess how much like jinxy or dapps or like Jason the ween makes but like I can't literally no idea

[00:23:45] Like sketch can make like 200k a year or fucking five million a year, and I have no idea

[00:23:51] 20 random numbers.

[00:23:54] See ya!

[00:23:55] 9.

[00:23:55] 7.37, y'all.

[00:23:58] 2 minutes.

[00:23:59] 2 minutes.

[00:24:00] 5 minutes.

[00:24:01] 5 minutes.

[00:24:02] 20 seconds.

[00:24:03] 7 minutes.

[00:24:04] Wait, what are- wait.

[00:24:05] Oh, they have to pull their hand out as close to 10 minutes as possible.

[00:24:08] 20 minutes.

[00:24:09] 6 minutes.

[00:24:10] 6 minutes, y'all.

[00:24:11] Time is ticking.

[00:24:12] 1.

[00:24:13] It's literally gonna give away this Lamborghini and the next 10 minutes, 3 of them,

[00:24:16] are about to go home.

[00:24:17] Oh my gosh, can't you stress this out?

[00:24:19] Three of them are about to go home.

[00:24:20] Oh my God, Sketch is stressing.

[00:24:22] Come on, Sketch!

[00:24:24] I'm pulling out at probably what I think nine minutes would be.

[00:24:28] And I would click with my tongue.

[00:24:30] I would go.

[00:24:37] I feel like that's pretty on par with a second.

[00:24:42] Because if you count in your head one, two,

[00:24:45] they're screaming shit at you

[00:24:47] and it's gonna distract you.

[00:24:49] You've done out and forget.

[00:24:51] I don't think I'm zoning out.

[00:24:53] Oh!

[00:24:54] All right, we have our first person to take the...

[00:24:59] Six...

[00:25:00] Six minutes.

[00:25:01] Yo, we were going one, two, three, four, five, six, seven.

[00:25:07] Hand off.

[00:25:08] Am I clear?

[00:25:09] It's been, like, five minutes.

[00:25:11] No way.

[00:25:12] I lost.

[00:25:13] Yeah.

[00:25:14] How?

[00:25:15] Because when other streamers are sabotaging you,

[00:25:17] You it's almost impossible to focus

[00:25:25] They didn't realize at the time that the last two players had a different strategy

[00:25:33] They had allies who were tracking the time under block cameras the entire game

[00:25:38] You started right on time?

[00:25:40] What? Yo, wait, no.

[00:25:43] Okay, wait, that's a little, that, no.

[00:25:45] I don't think that's cheating because it wasn't said that you couldn't do that.

[00:25:49] But Alex's sister being in the game and also on the same channel.

[00:25:56] And it's like, I'm going to tell you when it's nine minutes and 58 seconds.

[00:26:00] Disgo d'avent, je vais dire, je vais dire que moi y'a amine, okay?

[00:26:04] I'll take Hawaii. Okay, they're both cheating.

[00:26:07] She's got somebody in here.

[00:26:08] Alright, then it's not- Is it really cheating if they're all cheating?

[00:26:11] It's like if you're an IFBB bodybuilder and everybody's on steroids, it's technically fair game.

[00:26:18] That's not cheating anymore.

[00:26:19] No, dead ass.

[00:26:20] If everyone's- If everyone's cheating, it's not cheating.

[00:26:25] He's got somebody. It's good strategy.

[00:26:27] Yeah.

[00:26:27] That is the lamest way to lose a game.

[00:26:29] I-

[00:26:29] Yo, I agree. I agree. I agree.

[00:26:32] I mean, I'm going over there and I'm sabotaging all of them.

[00:26:35] Get in there, I won't cheat.

[00:26:37] This is gonna come down to literal milliseconds.

[00:26:39] Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.

[00:26:41] Wait, she not Cheenie though?

[00:26:42] This is Claude Connelly.

[00:26:43] Yeah, it's Claude Connelly.

[00:26:44] Pure out.

[00:26:44] 9.13, 9.36, 9.37, 9.30.

[00:26:50] Bro, but you gotta like mimic Andrea's voice.

[00:26:55] Jason can't, bro, she's not gonna listen to you.

[00:27:00] You have to like try and talk like Andrea.

[00:27:04] 9.37.

[00:27:07] 9... 9.50.

[00:27:09] I can't do that.

[00:27:12] I would go grab another woman.

[00:27:14] Deadass!

[00:27:15] I would go grab another woman. Like, I would grab Emily in the back, and I would go, go sound like Andrea, and tell her the wrong time to take her hand off.

[00:27:28] She speaks French. It's cucked.

[00:27:32] It's cucked. It's cucked.

[00:27:33] Okay, she's speaking this is literally like hi IQ. She's speaking in a different language. We're giving call outs

[00:27:51] Yo, oh my god throwing ghost comms ghost comms

[00:28:03] I feel so bad for like sketch and and neon for counting and losing

[00:28:33] because that's what I would have done.

[00:28:35] I would have gotten so mad.

[00:28:39] Like, you know what?

[00:28:41] If I got out at like 8 minutes and 30 seconds

[00:28:44] and I was like, oh wait, you guys are just waiting for a call out.

[00:28:48] I would like to say that I'm disemployed.

[00:28:51] I think I have brain damage.

[00:28:53] How is I so bad?

[00:28:54] You should have made a friend.

[00:28:55] Bro, I tried!

[00:28:56] I didn't know I could cheat.

[00:28:57] Bro, I love cheating.

[00:28:58] You three have done 11.8.

[00:29:00] I'm actually good at friends.

[00:29:02] I'm actually gonna take it home, Andrea!

[00:29:04] First streamer, Rebu1,

[00:29:06] and he's about to give one of you this land bubble.

[00:29:08] Right on the chats, guys.

[00:29:10] Wow.

[00:29:11] Wow.

[00:29:13] Mr. Zou N F 168, you're gonna love a drink.

[00:29:17] Pickin' my friend out from chat.

[00:29:22] Oh, wait, oh wait, sorry, everybody type one

[00:29:25] if you want a Lamborghini.

[00:29:26] Oh, wait, oh sorry, I think General Zodd,

[00:29:29] I think General Zodd said it first.

[00:29:32] One of my mods.

[00:29:35] Oh, just call me Foo.

[00:29:36] It's just walls of text from VIPs and mods.

[00:29:41] And even though I just gave away a Lamborghini, whoever only 3, oh first encounter BRJ5?

[00:29:54] One of these streamers will be winning $1 million to give away on their live stream to

[00:30:01] viewers like you.

[00:30:02] And if you aren't already subscribed, we're super close to hitting half a million subscribers.

[00:30:08] I think my viewers would be happy to know that I didn't fight for them today.

[00:30:12] Jimmy said the next game is going to be brutal.

[00:30:14] Alright, it's time for the next challenge.

[00:30:17] Change the floor!

[00:30:19] You'll decide if you want to play a video game, or a-

[00:30:23] HELL NO!

[00:30:26] Hell no!

[00:30:27] That is yo, actually, that is the la- I would always pick a sport.

[00:30:33] I'm picking a sport 100% of the fucking time.

[00:30:35] You're in a room of gamers.

[00:30:37] Why would you ever, why would you ever, I was just talking about like an event that I would love to hold,

[00:30:43] um, like IRL, where you have like an Olympic level like gauntlet of sports, but like you mix it with drinking.

[00:30:50] So it'd be like the backyard beer games is what I would call it.

[00:30:54] And I was like, the only problem is most streamers are horribly unathletic.

[00:30:59] You're a fake gamer. I don't give a fuck.

[00:31:01] I would kill most of these people in an athletic competition.

[00:31:05] I'm losing to like half of them in video games.

[00:31:08] Sports game, 10 people from each side.

[00:31:10] Tee-foo, nope.

[00:31:12] If I'm looking around the room

[00:31:14] and I'm seeing people that have actually built their platform

[00:31:17] off of being good at video games,

[00:31:18] I'm never picking video games.

[00:31:20] And we'll move on.

[00:31:21] Meeting over half of you will be eliminated.

[00:31:23] Oh, yeah.

[00:31:24] Prove me as a...

[00:31:25] Wait, what did he say?

[00:31:26] Do you want to play a video game

[00:31:29] or a sports game?

[00:31:30] Ten people from each side will move on, meaning over half of you will be eliminated.

[00:31:36] Rubius, if you step in this video game, alright, it's...

[00:31:38] I'm not going there.

[00:31:40] Okay, sports?

[00:31:41] Before we're belating your athletic ability?

[00:31:43] I'm just not a gamer.

[00:31:44] I'm a lot of...

[00:31:45] I'm standing in the sports.

[00:31:47] I'm standing in the sports circle.

[00:31:50] Gamers over here.

[00:31:51] You guys don't want to try the sports?

[00:31:52] I know my strengths.

[00:31:53] And the...

[00:31:53] Picking sports and praying it's not basketball?

[00:31:55] Yeah, that would piss me off.

[00:31:56] I stand in there. It's like all right free throw contest and I'll just walk out of a circle myself

[00:32:03] I'll just leave the box. It's not bad. I think I'm a top-ten gamer

[00:32:16] Tyler one picking gaming is the worst fucking thing ever dude

[00:32:20] Tyler one is like a goaded gamer sure

[00:32:23] you're not playing league or wow or like one of the games that he means wasn't

[00:32:29] he D1 in fucking football like pick pick sports why would you not pick sports

[00:32:35] you're in a room full of unathletic people

[00:32:38] Here we go!

[00:32:39] You need to do your last!

[00:32:41] Okay!

[00:32:42] We're gonna kick things off by playing the sports games first!

[00:32:45] So are you ready?

[00:32:47] It's gonna be soccer bro it's always soccer it's always soccer

[00:32:51] It because that's like this he he does videos for the world and it's the sport that everybody knows

[00:33:05] It's not a pre-watch it's every video they have a sport at soccer it's every video

[00:33:11] And it's what everybody knows how to play you just kick a ball

[00:33:14] He's what he's it what do you think he's gonna unveil it and it's gonna be cricket

[00:33:17] You think he's gonna unveil it's gonna be cricket

[00:33:19] We're going to be playing fucking squash today. We're going to be playing fucking pickleball.

[00:33:36] I was expecting like an actual... I was a little worried. I was a little worried for them if it was going to be like a real professional goalie.

[00:33:49] If you don't score, you miss or he stops the ball,

[00:33:51] you are eliminated.

[00:33:52] Give your guys a second to strategize.

[00:33:54] Well, while they were strategizing, this happened.

[00:33:57] Wait!

[00:33:58] Loewe, you left!

[00:34:00] Loewe!

[00:34:02] Loewe!

[00:34:04] Loewe!

[00:34:06] What?

[00:34:07] You left the queue.

[00:34:09] The only rule is don't leave the queue.

[00:34:11] I didn't even get to stop your go.

[00:34:13] Hey, we have our first up 10 eliminations.

[00:34:16] What is wrong with you?

[00:34:18] I got excited! I wanted to say-

[00:34:20] Crashing out, crashing out, crashing out, crying, getting on my knees, begging Mr.D's for another attempt.

[00:34:25] High to speed is my favorite streamer!

[00:34:28] That is a-

[00:34:29] I'll say flip a coin ten times in a row if it lands on heads every time I'm back in.

[00:34:32] Crazy way to get out.

[00:34:33] Is there anyone who wants to shoot first?

[00:34:35] Like a one in fucking a million.

[00:34:38] I'm going, I'm going, I'm going.

[00:34:39] You know I'm gonna save it, right?

[00:34:40] Nah, I don't think so.

[00:34:41] You don't think so? You wanna bet?

[00:34:42] Maybe, maybe.

[00:34:43] Going first is actually a good play here

[00:34:47] because actually I think going second

[00:34:50] similar to a presentation where you want to get the vibe

[00:34:52] but they're not ready, right?

[00:34:55] So they're going to be a little easier.

[00:34:56] If you're like the last guy to go, speed's warmed up.

[00:34:59] You don't want to be first

[00:35:00] because you don't know how he's going to try

[00:35:01] and block the ball, but second's definitely best.

[00:35:08] Right at him.

[00:35:13] That was impressive.

[00:35:14] Hey, that's how you do it!

[00:35:15] Don't, silly.

[00:35:16] Who wants to go second?

[00:35:18] You want to shoot?

[00:35:19] I got you nervous, man.

[00:35:20] No, man.

[00:35:21] I'm not stressing it.

[00:35:21] I will score.

[00:35:22] I'm stopping the score, baby.

[00:35:23] You're missing, bro.

[00:35:24] You're out.

[00:35:25] You're out of the video, bro.

[00:35:32] Get it out!

[00:35:33] Speed is too good.

[00:35:34] Fully does the song.

[00:35:34] They love song.

[00:35:35] Bye-bye!

[00:35:37] The door is that way.

[00:35:38] Thank you for the invitation.

[00:35:39] It was crazy.

[00:35:40] No problem.

[00:35:40] Thank you.

[00:35:41] Anyone want to put their f-

[00:35:42] You think it will be easier on some people?

[00:35:44] They're in their own hands.

[00:35:46] Hide, hide, hide, hide, hide, hide, hide, hide, hide, hide, hide.

[00:35:48] No, we all can hide back here!

[00:35:50] We all can hide!

[00:35:51] No, no, no, no, no, no, no!

[00:35:52] They see us, they see us!

[00:35:53] Hey!

[00:35:54] And you can't hide behind the briefcase!

[00:35:56] They say we can't hide.

[00:35:56] I'm last, that bitch!

[00:35:58] This is a joke!

[00:35:58] Since no one wants to go,

[00:36:00] I'm gonna draw the name out,

[00:36:01] the person who's going is on-

[00:36:04] Wait, why do they not wanna go?

[00:36:06] Because if everybody else gets out,

[00:36:07] you automatically are in.

[00:36:09] Like, if ten people don't make a goal, you just go, like, you just get a buy.

[00:36:15] Dria Botez.

[00:36:16] I've never kicked a soccer ball in my life.

[00:36:18] This is my-

[00:36:19] What?!

[00:36:21] What?!

[00:36:25] Never?

[00:36:26] Never kicked a soccer ball in your life.

[00:36:30] Isn't Andrea the same age as me?

[00:36:31] She's like 23 or some shit.

[00:36:34] How have you never kicked a soccer ball?

[00:36:36] Just chunking it straight in the middle.

[00:36:45] Alright, what if it like, hit off the wall and then bounce back in?

[00:36:59] Let's go man!

[00:37:06] Oh my god!

[00:37:13] Okay, see that was a bad kick, but like, you could tell agents kicked a soccer ball.

[00:37:29] Bro, DDG's kick was...

[00:37:31] ...sus-

[00:37:32] GAH!

[00:37:34] What the fuck was that?

[00:37:43] Bro, we're just... I mean...

[00:37:46] I mean, we're not even on goal.

[00:37:59] side if I'm kicking that ball if this is my left foot because I'm left-footed

[00:38:05] I'm kicking the ball right here full fucking power full fucking power bang

[00:38:11] it's hitting like the top the top mid left and I'm fucking I'm drilling that

[00:38:17] ball we only need one more elimination nick a 30 who's one of the most oh my god oh my god

[00:38:38] Nick, you have this.

[00:38:40] Popular Fortnite streamers, I believe in you.

[00:38:43] In the world.

[00:38:44] Okay, okay.

[00:38:45] Wait, why did, why did Nick A-30 not pick video games?

[00:38:52] Nick A-30 only plays fucking shooter games.

[00:38:58] Why did he pick soccer?

[00:39:00] He's not shooting video games.

[00:39:02] He's in shape.

[00:39:03] I think in his mind he was probably going, I probably would lose to like, Turner.

[00:39:08] It was gonna be like a push-up contest or something. I'm on God. No, that would be fire push-up contests

[00:39:14] Or just like a race or something

[00:39:18] I was ready to be athletic, you know, okay, not a soccer though or football

[00:39:22] If he misses, that's it! They all move on!

[00:39:33] Are you dead ass? Bro, he didn't even go for it. Wait, why am I upset? I want an AK-30 to pass the row.

[00:39:39] He did like a little hop skip and a jump.

[00:39:41] This could be the last elimination.

[00:40:02] Ray is from Taiwan, right?

[00:40:10] I don't know what the main sport is because it's like I honestly think a lot of the Spanish streamers would do very well, right?

[00:40:26] Like if you're a South American streamer, you're probably going to be better at soccer realistically than the average.

[00:40:36] better at soccer, realistically than the average American.

[00:40:42] This is all of it, move on.

[00:40:46] That's racist.

[00:40:46] It's not racist.

[00:40:47] It's the average sport that people played.

[00:40:49] It's the same logic as saying the average Americans

[00:40:52] probably gonna be better at football,

[00:40:54] American football, than a fucking European.

[00:40:57] Like, you know how to play the game.

[00:40:59] Move on.

[00:41:02] The average Indian person's probably gonna be better

[00:41:05] at cricket than the average person from fucking Wyoming.

[00:41:09] Right?

[00:41:10] It's like the odds that you've played the game is higher.

[00:41:13] That's not racism.

[00:41:15] That's just actual, statistical, realistic odds

[00:41:19] that you know how the game works.

[00:41:23] Hit it right down.

[00:41:23] Jesus.

[00:41:25] Oh!

[00:41:26] Oh!

[00:41:26] I mean, I mean, don't do me this!

[00:41:28] Are you sad or happy, ladies and gentlemen?

[00:41:30] I'm so sad!

[00:41:31] I know!

[00:41:32] Sorry, bro.

[00:41:33] I hope y'all lose the last round.

[00:41:34] No, I'm only my new boss!

[00:41:36] He's always last round.

[00:41:38] No, wait!

[00:41:42] Thank you both, thank you y'all.

[00:41:44] Take care, Ray.

[00:41:45] Congratulations, U10, our move-in is on!

[00:41:48] It's time to eliminate 60% of these people.

[00:41:52] What video game do you think we're about to play?

[00:41:54] Fortnite, because I saw it in the beginning.

[00:41:57] Oh my god, Hockey League!

[00:41:59] Pac-Man!

[00:42:00] Hockey League.

[00:42:01] Did any of you say...

[00:42:02] The fairest game is not Fortnite.

[00:42:07] Bro, what would be like the fairest game for all,

[00:42:11] because half of the streamers here were Fortnite pros

[00:42:17] or players.

[00:42:18] Lacey got big in Fortnite.

[00:42:21] Pthu and Mith got big in Fortnite.

[00:42:24] They already, I feel like they already have a pass.

[00:42:27] No way.

[00:42:28] Yo, actually.

[00:42:30] Fall guys.

[00:42:31] They're playing Fortnite.

[00:42:33] I was a Fortnite-

[00:42:34] Yo, Nick A-30 just fucking actually had a dopamine injection right into his brain.

[00:42:41] That shit-

[00:42:42] Well, that shit just pissed him off.

[00:42:44] Really? You think I can do it?

[00:42:45] We're gonna be doing-

[00:42:47] Fortnite?

[00:42:48] A battle royale.

[00:42:50] Bring in all the computers!

[00:42:52] We're gonna be doing a battle royale.

[00:42:55] We're gonna be playing the stumble guys.

[00:42:57] We're gonna be playing stumble guys.

[00:42:58] And you guys are going to be using the new Mr. Beast skin on your all brand new Lenovo gaming laptops powered by an Intel Core CPU.

[00:43:10] It's time for the video game challenge!

[00:43:12] Bro, they're actually doing a LAN.

[00:43:14] College!

[00:43:16] You know, Connor eats pants Fortnite Fridays, I believe.

[00:43:20] We chose this game because Fortnite made streaming what it is today and launched-

[00:43:25] Yeah, yeah, I'll agree, I'll agree.

[00:43:27] agree multiple of your career retweet retweet so you're gonna play until 12 of

[00:43:33] you are eliminated everyone understand yo i'm dropping so late i'm drop you

[00:43:40] already know bro teeth move is hot dropping into haunting people i that

[00:43:47] would be the fucking scariest moment of your life bro

[00:43:51] you drop into a four-night lobby t-foo's just fucking we're sprinting

[00:43:55] around the map killing people.

[00:43:57] You get bush camping, dude.

[00:43:59] No weapons.

[00:44:00] Start the map!

[00:44:01] Dropping tilted.

[00:44:02] Here we go!

[00:44:03] 490 hands by streamers dropping into the map.

[00:44:06] I'll drop an owl, I'll drop an owl!

[00:44:09] Yo, I don't know where I'm dropping on this map.

[00:44:12] Wow, Connor eats pants ballsy play here.

[00:44:16] Dead center.

[00:44:18] I'm probably gonna drop, like, down here, bro.

[00:44:21] And then kinda just hover.

[00:44:23] An owl!

[00:44:24] If this map has planes, I'm just flying a plane around.

[00:44:27] Instantly, all the best players teamed up, including TeeFoo,

[00:44:30] a legendary player that's one of the best in the world.

[00:44:33] And their first objective was to get-

[00:44:35] NOOOOOO!

[00:44:37] Yo, that is the worst vibe ever.

[00:44:40] Wait, TeeFoo's teaming up with other Fortnite players

[00:44:44] and just- and just wife- just squadwiping people.

[00:44:47] And they play.

[00:44:48] We're taking planes, guys?

[00:44:51] I feel so safe up here, bro.

[00:44:52] Eee-heee!

[00:44:54] Bro, we're making it out.

[00:44:55] I'm gonna get that top ten.

[00:44:56] Bro...

[00:44:57] Who else is in the squad?

[00:44:59] If it's actually fucking Tifu, Lacy, and Mith...

[00:45:03] That is so lame.

[00:45:07] I would be so upset.

[00:45:09] But on the underside of the map, another group was formed.

[00:45:12] Is that you from the... Oh yes.

[00:45:13] I'm scared.

[00:45:15] Oh my god, I'm team killing.

[00:45:16] Oh my god, I'm team killing.

[00:45:18] Holy shit.

[00:45:19] One per... Say...

[00:45:20] Okay, there's like one person

[00:45:22] that needs to be eliminated left

[00:45:23] and I see Kifu's plane just fucking

[00:45:26] na na na, na na na, just coming towards me.

[00:45:29] I'm just killing my teammate.

[00:45:31] What the fuck?

[00:45:32] Hi, I'm going skydiving.

[00:45:34] But some players had a different strategy.

[00:45:36] I'm gonna hide the whole game.

[00:45:39] I'm scared.

[00:45:40] Bro Connor, you are not covered in that bush.

[00:45:42] The whole game.

[00:45:44] I'm scared.

[00:45:45] We're looking for y'all.

[00:45:46] Your guys' strategy is to sit in the plane,

[00:45:48] not go fight them, man to man, mono to mono.

[00:45:51] No, we will.

[00:45:51] Yo, this shows how big Mr. V's audience is because he has to fucking explain what Fortnite

[00:46:17] is like that is that's like an instance of a game where it's like why are you why are you

[00:46:25] everyone knows fortnite that'd be like me explaining what minecraft is

[00:46:42] okay and because the storm is closing in players started running into each other

[00:46:47] Oh my god.

[00:46:56] Yo, there's a bot lobby, holy shit, maybe I should maybe, maybe playing Fortnite would

[00:47:02] be better, bruh.

[00:47:03] Holy fuck, crouch-walking around a circle, just fucking, just literally barrel-stuffing

[00:47:10] people.

[00:47:11] The circle continues to get smaller, leaving only 9 eliminations to go, and while some players

[00:47:25] are successful at avoiding combat, others are not so lucky.

[00:47:29] Oh, you got a RIFT TO GO!

[00:47:38] Now, hitting a RIFT to go in this lobby would be so bad.

[00:47:41] Cause it's half-bots, you hit a RIFT to go, you know what Tether's doing?

[00:47:48] Dead. Before you even hit the ground.

[00:47:59] Flying in a plane, a quickly closing storm.

[00:48:02] I mean that is a strategy.

[00:48:03] Makes it difficult not only for the less experienced players,

[00:48:06] but it causes even the best players to make mistakes.

[00:48:09] Don't throw nades! Don't throw nades!

[00:48:11] Walk on the plane!

[00:48:16] No way Lazy got beamed, bro!

[00:48:18] Oh my god!

[00:48:22] Watch your left!

[00:48:23] Lazy got out in Fortnite Zero Build against streamers that don't play Fortnite.

[00:48:29] They're gonna be one more!

[00:48:31] Guys, only one more player needs to be eliminated!

[00:48:34] Remember, one of a million dollars is on the line!

[00:48:43] Whoa!

[00:48:45] It was K-Boo!

[00:48:46] Bro, why did they do that?

[00:48:49] Like, I think this strategy, if you're bad, is flying to play in the whole game.

[00:48:55] Tifu could have just ran around and killed fucking ten people

[00:49:10] I don't think that's scripted bro, I think they actually just lost

[00:49:13] I should have put him in Arc Raiders. That would have been a super role for Foreman's dude.

[00:49:27] Would have fucking solo wiped the entire lobby. Isn't it like, okay, I'm gonna actually say

[00:49:33] this, this might be stupid. I know there's no ranks, like, or like no definitive rank

[00:49:36] system in like Arc, but isn't Tifu usually like, said to be like one of the best Arc

[00:49:42] Readers players have you ever watched his clips whole fucking whole safe pocket

[00:49:49] snap hook

[00:49:50] midair one tap somebody

[00:49:53] Turn pivot one tap another and then turn look uphill and fucking like to like literally just laser a guy down squad white

[00:50:02] squad white

[00:50:04] Dora, Libidator comrades

[00:50:06] See if there's tweet.

[00:50:26] His eject out of the plane wasn't bound.

[00:50:31] Bro.

[00:50:35] He was just stuck in the plane bro because he was flying the plane the whole game and then as he needed to leave he couldn't

[00:50:53] I thought I will get a

[00:50:57] Intense I'm here

[00:50:59] We're kind of taking a nap, bro

[00:51:05] Yo, Hamptor, thank you for the 10 gifted subs.

[00:51:10] Thank you for the 10 gifted Boston game creators,

[00:51:12] Kahlri, and paying for the sub, Brookie, for the three.

[00:51:14] You guys have the Limbelist, Quadruple, and you can see

[00:51:16] they got shot and killed in Maryland.

[00:51:17] He's a professional coronal player.

[00:51:18] No, but I've seen that.

[00:51:20] Arizona and Compton sub games for the sub,

[00:51:22] Grant, thank you for the three, over the five.

[00:51:23] Ruzzi and Indy, Karns, Line, Ohio.

[00:51:25] Good luck.

[00:51:26] Grant and Brookie for the sub,

[00:51:28] Salti, GJ, for the sub, Tart, thank you for the three.

[00:51:31] You're lucky you're hitting the post.

[00:51:32] Twice, Bees, Malash, thank you for the raid.

[00:51:35] Red JT Leo, Rat Hammer, Kota, Rx, and Chen for the sub, CJ for the 3.

[00:51:41] Have you ever watched Game of Thrones? I have not, but I at some point do want to.

[00:51:45] J-Dog and T for the sub, Alec and Kappa for the sub, CJ for the sub, Sheriff for the fatt, up to the thousand biddies.

[00:51:50] Watch her for the YouTube. First time on stream, love you, Jeff.

[00:51:52] Thank you. Not in Kappa for the sub, Pocket, one thing for the sub, Han, think of the 3.

[00:51:56] Were you in it? No. Young for the sub, Arcade for the 3.

[00:51:58] I have no idea. Petros, think of the 3. Really like your stream.

[00:52:01] Thank you, Kylo and BT for the sub.

[00:52:02] Fussing Francisco for the sub X and life of the sub Apollo think of it a three

[00:52:05] I have not seen it. No Adrian and ham thing of the sub daddy. No less

[00:52:08] Thank you for the sub strike of the sub Harry the three. Hello, Jacob. Not thinking of the seven try to give it a three

[00:52:13] I'm not in the long ten times. I'm ready to give it a five gift. It's a Jake think of it a three

[00:52:17] I have a val tournament later. I'm not in the bong brother. What they'll think of it a sub

[00:52:23] Your captain for the val turning is he make it right now

[00:52:27] Point it last week. We gotta make it work today

[00:52:32] We gotta make it work!

[00:52:36] Alright! Whatever we gotta do, bro!

[00:52:40] Dude, you type fast, hi guys.

[00:52:47] Type fast. Okay, hi guys.

[00:52:49] Give me another status support at 3pm. I'm gonna watch the video.

[00:52:53] Another status support at 3pm. Love you.

[00:52:57] He's fucking grinding. God bless his soul.

[00:53:01] Jack tournament days high-vives is like a workhorse.

[00:53:04] Yo, hey, he's grinding over.

[00:53:06] What's the problem?

[00:53:07] Are people not able to make it?

[00:53:09] Bro, we got another video to watch, man.

[00:53:12] Since the Mr. Beast video kind of blue-balled us a little bit.

[00:53:18] Oh my God, is the ending bad?

[00:53:20] Stop.

[00:53:21] I need the 20 of you to split up into teams of four,

[00:53:26] two of which will be eliminated.

[00:53:29] Okay, so we can make it.

[00:53:31] Atoya, come on, team.

[00:53:33] Somos 20, 5 equipos de cuadro.

[00:53:35] The entire team is going to be eliminated.

[00:53:37] You don't know what skills we need.

[00:53:38] If we have somebody that's smart,

[00:53:39] we have somebody that's fit.

[00:53:40] I'm dynamic.

[00:53:41] We got to get our squads.

[00:53:42] Prince of Olney, chat spoils, man.

[00:53:44] We need one of our team to go to your team,

[00:53:46] because we are 5-1.

[00:53:47] Keep some Spanish speakers at it.

[00:53:48] Or my Mexico viewership's going to plummet up.

[00:53:50] Yeah, yeah, I'm sorry.

[00:53:51] Thank you, ever, team.

[00:53:52] The all-arounders, baby.

[00:53:54] Now that all five teams have been selected,

[00:53:57] This is my favorite game of the video.

[00:53:59] Change the floor.

[00:54:03] Bring out the podiums.

[00:54:07] Everyone please stand on top of your boxes.

[00:54:10] Wait, what?

[00:54:11] You guys will be going first.

[00:54:12] Go up the shaves.

[00:54:14] In this next game, these shaves

[00:54:17] will appear randomly on the floor

[00:54:19] and you now have 10 seconds to remember where they are.

[00:54:22] Carre, Los Angeles, Triomphe,

[00:54:24] and Starris for everyone.

[00:54:25] Okay.

[00:54:26] All right, they're gonna spin the wheel.

[00:54:28] All right, let's see what it lands on.

[00:54:30] Their state is...

[00:54:32] Square! Go, go, go!

[00:54:33] So because they got square,

[00:54:35] they now have to go where they think the square was

[00:54:38] and fit inside as a team.

[00:54:40] What do you think?

[00:54:41] We're not confident.

[00:54:42] We're running together.

[00:54:45] Well, they have to get it exactly where it was.

[00:54:48] Run, wheel!

[00:54:49] I feel like their entire shoe has to be in it you see him get on his tippy toes

[00:55:03] there they get one point and the two teams with the least amount of points

[00:55:10] are eliminated. Are you four ready? Yes. Reveal the pattern! The number to beat is one. Can they beat it?

[00:55:17] We just gotta be cooped up together. We gotta be like, bro, you just gotta have, yo, Rekai is

[00:55:22] actually not paying attention. Um, anyways, you need, you need each of your, this is,

[00:55:29] this team's getting out, by the way. Uh, this team's surely getting out. Uh, you need one person

[00:55:37] It's a have a specific shape and they just have to remember remember your shape

[00:55:42] Oh, you need somebody to remember to the

[00:55:48] Star

[00:55:50] I think I just start. I'm not gonna lie. This is the hardest shape. This is something that's in it right here

[00:55:54] This is in here. This is right here. No way. Oh, I don't think that's it

[00:55:58] Wait, you think we should scoot over any? I don't think that's it guys. I think I did but that's the hardest

[00:56:03] Tell me when you're ready

[00:56:06] You want me to reveal it? Yeah

[00:56:12] Oh hell no, yeah, they got like everybody

[00:56:26] They can't just stand on their tippy toes

[00:56:28] like none of their shoe was touching outside of a circle

[00:56:33] hey but we got more than them

[00:56:35] you didn't get more than them

[00:56:36] shut your mouth

[00:56:37] but Jason two teens are going home

[00:56:39] it's okay let's just let's just hope for the best

[00:56:42] close it is nobody no one gets one

[00:56:44] no one gets one we're safe

[00:56:46] alright

[00:56:47] reveal the shapes

[00:56:49] not only is it difficult to remember the location of these shapes

[00:56:52] star star star

[00:56:54] with a million dollars on the line

[00:56:56] Swerve! Swerve!

[00:56:57] Your competitors will do anything for you all.

[00:57:00] Oh, diamond, diamond, diamond!

[00:57:02] I wait, that's the fucking God Squad, dude.

[00:57:06] Tyler won, O'Neil, Nick and Miff.

[00:57:09] Diamond!

[00:57:10] Diamond!

[00:57:11] Oh, diamond.

[00:57:12] Oh, my game.

[00:57:13] That left foot's off, but move your feet back this way!

[00:57:16] What?

[00:57:17] How do you feel?

[00:57:17] Do you guys feel good?

[00:57:19] Yeah, I feel good.

[00:57:20] I feel good.

[00:57:20] You all better feel it?

[00:57:21] Yes, please.

[00:57:22] Okay!

[00:57:23] From the other side!

[00:57:24] 2 points.

[00:57:34] It would be mad fun even if an entire team is just standing on like a blank spot and

[00:57:37] they're like fucking 5 feet away from the diamond.

[00:57:41] If you're so young we're confident reveal it.

[00:57:43] Score more than 2 you are guaranteed.

[00:57:45] Reveal the shades.

[00:57:46] That's pretty hard.

[00:57:47] He got squarish.

[00:57:48] He got squarish.

[00:57:49] He got squarish.

[00:57:50] Yes.

[00:57:51] Go, go, go, go.

[00:57:52] I am in the middle. I am in the middle. I am in the middle. I am in the middle.

[00:57:59] Who picked this spot?

[00:58:00] Tarno. Tarno.

[00:58:01] So if you're not in, it's Tarno's fault.

[00:58:03] Absolutely.

[00:58:04] Do you want me to reveal it?

[00:58:05] Yes.

[00:58:06] Yeah.

[00:58:07] Let's go.

[00:58:08] Reveal it.

[00:58:09] It's a wrong one.

[00:58:10] Oh!

[00:58:11] Oh!

[00:58:12] Two points.

[00:58:13] Two of you are out.

[00:58:14] Bro, like, I, yo, that's crazy that counts as out though. Like, this should count as

[00:58:20] out but like your entire shoe has to be in it. So it's also it's also just

[00:58:25] beneficial to be a smaller person or I'm in the middle. I am in the middle. I am in the middle.

[00:58:31] My toes are in the middle. My toes are in the middle. The other one got us to where we need to be.

[00:58:44] They're all locked in.

[00:58:45] What is that?

[00:58:47] Is that ski mask the slump god?

[00:58:49] He's not...

[00:58:51] Isn't he a rapper?

[00:58:55] Does he stream?

[00:58:59] Is there a shade?

[00:59:01] Trial!

[00:59:03] Okay, right here. This is the middle.

[00:59:05] This is the middle.

[00:59:07] How confident are you that you're in it?

[00:59:09] I'm not confident. This is gross.

[00:59:11] You got it? How are you not confident?

[00:59:13] So Wendy you memorized the triangle for the team. Do you think you're about to win?

[00:59:28] Yo, I want somebody to be like way off

[00:59:36] Okay, well then what the fuck happens cuz cuz there's only one team with one

[00:59:43] So every team's for two points by yours

[00:59:49] What does that mean?

[00:59:51] It means you're done.

[00:59:56] So like we're the only team that moves on or...

[00:59:59] Can you translate to French? You're eliminated for them.

[01:00:03] We're eliminated, guys.

[01:00:04] Guys, you're too tight, guys. Look at your serial.

[01:00:07] Can you translate to German?

[01:00:09] Thank you for everything, man.

[01:00:10] It's coming out.

[01:00:11] Yeah, look at his tight suit.

[01:00:13] Yeah, he at least won a Lambo.

[01:00:15] No problem.

[01:00:16] Thanks for coming out, boys.

[01:00:17] Sorry I didn't work out.

[01:00:18] It's in.

[01:00:19] That's a trip.

[01:00:20] Now we're going to run it back for a tiebreaker.

[01:00:22] Switch the lights back.

[01:00:23] The game continues.

[01:00:24] Well, deal the floor.

[01:00:30] Start, start, start.

[01:00:31] Right here.

[01:00:32] That's what's definite.

[01:00:33] Oh, they're taking longer.

[01:00:35] You can put your feet like parallel.

[01:00:36] They don't have the strength.

[01:00:37] Oh, you're rear-justy constantly.

[01:00:40] Reveal him.

[01:00:42] That's all four. Holy fuck.

[01:00:45] It's all four!

[01:00:49] Now that they have a perfect score, the team going home is probably one of you three.

[01:00:54] Oh yeah.

[01:00:56] Reveal the saves.

[01:00:58] Circle. Circle, circle, circle. Here, right here.

[01:01:01] Are you sure this is the center point?

[01:01:02] I am in the middle! I am in the middle! I am in the middle!

[01:01:04] Father would never lead your strength.

[01:01:06] Oh my god.

[01:01:07] Alright, let's see if they're in.

[01:01:10] Oh

[01:01:21] They need another team to score zero, but I said this was the God squad to now they're throwing

[01:01:31] Yo, that is true like you could get lucky if it's like six feet in front of you on the other side

[01:01:36] Go over here. What is this?

[01:01:38] All you have to do now is score one point.

[01:01:40] Reveal the shapes!

[01:01:41] ...

[01:01:43] Circle, circle, circle!

[01:01:44] Right, right, right. This way, this way, right.

[01:01:46] This way, this way, this way.

[01:01:47] Right, right, right. It's here, it's here.

[01:01:49] Like this, like this. Like this, like this, like this.

[01:01:51] One point, please. One point.

[01:01:53] One point!

[01:01:54] Two points!

[01:01:55] One point!

[01:01:56] Aah!

[01:01:59] There's only one team that still has to go.

[01:02:01] They just have to score one point.

[01:02:03] Just need one, just need one.

[01:02:04] Reveal the shapes!

[01:02:07] Give them circle

[01:02:19] Dude, I just feel like while this is happening Rekai has like just like elevator music playing in his head

[01:02:36] What is this? What is this?

[01:02:37] You're gonna touch my H?

[01:02:39] Hey! My line!

[01:02:40] That's on you!

[01:02:41] Star was right there!

[01:02:42] My line!

[01:02:43] I haven't even revealed it!

[01:02:45] Revealed it, please!

[01:02:46] Reveal it!

[01:02:47] Come on, it's a ball, it's a ball, it's a ball!

[01:02:52] Oh, my God, I'm...

[01:02:53] This is out of the star!

[01:02:56] Two of you are in, and none of Tyler's team was in.

[01:02:59] You win, and they're gone.

[01:03:01] Damn!

[01:03:02] Oh, that pissed me off. Oh, that pissed me off, dude. I get eliminated out of a million dollars where Kai starts going

[01:03:22] And the losers please support

[01:03:32] Oh

[01:03:42] Immediately reaching for it's any

[01:03:53] We're gonna have a slumber party

[01:03:55] Create in the beds, the next game won't be in the morning.

[01:03:58] It was the last few of us, I'll watch out for it.

[01:04:01] No, because you said you were gonna eliminate me three different times.

[01:04:04] I was totally low-key getting out right then, it's kind of fire,

[01:04:06] because you don't have to sleep in a warehouse.

[01:04:10] All in.

[01:04:11] All my teammates, all gone.

[01:04:13] All my auntie, but...

[01:04:14] Imagine you guys stay here the rest of the night,

[01:04:16] and then in the morning, you just immediately get out.

[01:04:19] It's like, okay, I just slept here for no reason.

[01:04:21] I need a couple Tik Tok scores before bed,

[01:04:24] And it's kinda AC down a little bit too.

[01:04:26] I try and get...

[01:04:26] Yeah, now having my phone here

[01:04:27] would probably piss me off.

[01:04:29] Close!

[01:04:32] Tent the play, Rikai tempted.

[01:04:33] Rikai, don't do it, yo.

[01:04:35] You came this far.

[01:04:36] Don't do it.

[01:04:37] Don't do it, stop.

[01:04:38] You think that's funny?

[01:04:39] You're gonna be like,

[01:04:40] we wrote a clip, bro,

[01:04:41] and Rikai just read a lot.

[01:04:42] Ha, ha, ha, ha.

[01:04:43] 12 of us left.

[01:04:44] The ads are gone.

[01:04:45] That's the up to the ends, yo.

[01:04:47] Good morning, everybody!

[01:04:49] Good morning!

[01:04:50] Let's go!

[01:04:51] You guys wanna get more people out,

[01:04:53] or just hang out?

[01:04:54] Yo, I'm so pushing a motherfucker over the line, dude, oh, what do you guys like streamers you have lives you have to get back

[01:05:07] Yes, bump into Rekai

[01:05:10] I'm over yo Rekai's small enough that I think I could actually just bear hug him

[01:05:16] and walk him out of

[01:05:18] Walk him out of the circle

[01:05:20] Why can't you just, did you sit there?

[01:05:23] Just unable to move.

[01:05:25] You just toss him out.

[01:05:26] He's got my phone.

[01:05:27] All right. Change the floor.

[01:05:29] Oh.

[01:05:30] What is this?

[01:05:31] Last one to leave a circle.

[01:05:32] I know Lamborghini.

[01:05:33] No.

[01:05:34] Chandler, come on in.

[01:05:35] Last to touch Chandler?

[01:05:36] Chandler, please put on this blindfold.

[01:05:38] What?

[01:05:39] Oh.

[01:05:40] Madge, bring it on out.

[01:05:42] What?

[01:05:44] Dodgeball.

[01:05:45] Dodgeball.

[01:05:46] Chandler's going to throw it at him.

[01:05:47] Oh.

[01:05:48] Hit all the rules.

[01:05:49] We have Chandler blindfolded. We have dodgeballs, and there's-

[01:05:52] Bro just target the women.

[01:05:56] One more of them. Oh my god.

[01:05:57] Pissing piece.

[01:05:58] What?

[01:05:58] We're just gonna kill all the girls.

[01:06:00] What else?

[01:06:03] What skates?

[01:06:04] I don't want to sk-

[01:06:05] Oh my god, they're gonna wear chicken shoes,

[01:06:06] and Chandler's gonna throw dodgeballs at them.

[01:06:09] I love this.

[01:06:10] Hey, you guys are gonna have spreeky chickens on your feet,

[01:06:13] and cowbells around your neck.

[01:06:16] And the first four of you that Chandler hits

[01:06:18] will be eliminated.

[01:06:20] Oh, my God!

[01:06:20] I'm just not going to move.

[01:06:22] Oh, my God.

[01:06:23] Oh, my God.

[01:06:24] Oh, my God.

[01:06:25] Like, I'm going to stand in the corner

[01:06:27] and just make a shitload of noise at the start

[01:06:29] and then just not move in the corner.

[01:06:30] Yo, that's insane.

[01:06:33] We got designer shoes for each of you and our cowbell.

[01:06:36] This is a crazy game.

[01:06:37] If this is how I go out, it's going to be a sad day.

[01:06:40] Oh, my God.

[01:06:40] I'm scared.

[01:06:41] If you're going to go out like this, bro,

[01:06:43] there's no worse way to go out.

[01:06:44] No worse way to go out.

[01:06:45] This is the worst.

[01:06:46] You're not going to stand inside.

[01:06:48] Okay, the plan is to stay in the corners.

[01:06:51] I'll play these games before.

[01:06:52] Chandler!

[01:06:53] Or-

[01:06:54] In the corner and like sit on the ground.

[01:06:56] Are you ready?

[01:06:57] I'm ready.

[01:06:57] First floor hit, we'll be eliminated.

[01:07:00] Chandler, have that!

[01:07:13] Oh!

[01:07:14] Oh! He one shot it!

[01:07:16] What happened?

[01:07:18] What do you like to get?

[01:07:20] I didn't get something I was good at anymore.

[01:07:23] I feel like I'm going insane here on these chicks.

[01:07:33] This is crazy.

[01:07:34] It was so loud a second ago.

[01:07:36] No one is making a sound.

[01:07:38] It is dead quiet in the room.

[01:07:40] Nobody's moving, huh?

[01:07:42] Yo, that's such a good strategy to lay right next to him.

[01:07:50] Holy shit.

[01:07:51] But if you make any noise you're out.

[01:07:54] So loud a second ago.

[01:07:55] No one is making a sound.

[01:07:57] It is dead quiet in the room.

[01:08:00] Nobody's moving, huh?

[01:08:04] You guys can tell on each other, bro.

[01:08:06] Tell me where they are.

[01:08:08] Yo, I'm right like crazy.

[01:08:11] Watch your left, watch your left, and then I'm just sprinting.

[01:08:15] Just making the chicken noise.

[01:08:18] Tell me where they are.

[01:08:23] Dude, I know where he's moving.

[01:08:24] Oh.

[01:08:27] That was a good shot, like, bro, I heard the chicken.

[01:08:30] I mean, if you start throwing, is anyone in this corner?

[01:08:36] Dang.

[01:08:37] I swear I heard someone.

[01:08:41] I

[01:08:48] Because if you hit one person everybody starts running

[01:08:54] There's people in this corner

[01:09:00] Wait if it rolls and hits them that doesn't count it's like dodge ball if it like hits it if it hits a wall

[01:09:04] It's a dead ball

[01:09:11] Yo, actually, kind of, yo, if Rikai ran behind them a bunch, that would be really smart.

[01:09:24] Oh, no!

[01:09:26] No!

[01:09:28] I'm so sorry.

[01:09:30] That's two of the four eliminations.

[01:09:32] Is there anybody laying down?

[01:09:34] Call them out.

[01:09:36] I'm so sorry.

[01:09:38] That's two of the four eliminations.

[01:09:40] Is there anybody laying down?

[01:09:42] Call them out.

[01:09:44] I'm so sorry.

[01:09:46] I'm so sorry.

[01:09:48] I'm so sorry.

[01:09:50] I'm so sorry.

[01:09:52] I'm out.

[01:09:54] I'm out.

[01:09:56] I'm out.

[01:09:58] I'm out.

[01:10:00] Wendy, no.

[01:10:02] That's three eliminations, Wendy.

[01:10:04] Chandler, you're a monster.

[01:10:06] Hey, y'all are gonna stop running around.

[01:10:08] Yo, now, Wendy and Chris all just got out.

[01:10:10] Next person.

[01:10:12] Why are they all clumped up?

[01:10:14] It's the last one out.

[01:10:16] Chandler, it's on you.

[01:10:18] Dude, I would just stay alone.

[01:10:20] I

[01:10:27] Just start chucking balls random places if I'm Chandler, I just hear somebody right here

[01:10:35] When I hear you right here

[01:10:43] You're just running around he's got a chase he's on the hunt

[01:10:50] Oh, this is intense.

[01:10:57] You're right there.

[01:11:04] He's dialing in.

[01:11:13] That is actually crazy, or Kai clutched that.

[01:11:38] You're a demon.

[01:11:39] You're a man.

[01:11:40] Damn.

[01:11:42] What happened?

[01:11:43] I got a leg.

[01:11:44] Oh, no!

[01:11:45] No!

[01:11:46] Hey, Ram!

[01:11:47] Brickhide baited you!

[01:11:48] The problem was, he grabbed me.

[01:11:52] I do whatever it takes to win.

[01:11:53] Any means possible.

[01:11:54] And what's that?

[01:11:55] Yeah, and then I pick his ass up,

[01:11:57] and I throw him out of the cube.

[01:11:59] We have our finalists!

[01:12:01] Yeah!

[01:12:03] It's almost time to get the $1,000,000.

[01:12:05] How are we still here?

[01:12:06] I don't know.

[01:12:07] I don't know what's happening.

[01:12:08] Bro and yo you don't even need one person I go I literally go up to like your age, and I go

[01:12:14] Let's go pick up Rekai you grab his arms all grab his legs, and we just throw him out of the cube

[01:12:24] Let's see if you can break the street only is leaf five hours

[01:12:29] If I get the money I will obviously give it to my community

[01:12:38] Before we play the next game, it's time to announce that Peaceful has just collaborated with the...

[01:12:43] Go give us a chance.

[01:12:45] To be in the top eight of all these huge traders.

[01:12:48] At the top.

[01:12:49] Don't like you, because your reputation is like, yeah, now we're not doing all this.

[01:12:52] I'm not the most hated person, bro.

[01:12:54] If I have a chance, I'm getting it now.

[01:12:56] He needs to leave.

[01:12:57] Can I have the remaining streamers over here?

[01:13:00] Change the floor.

[01:13:02] Oh my God.

[01:13:03] Now the remaining streamers over here.

[01:13:05] Change the floor.

[01:13:07] Oh, my God.

[01:13:08] I'm playing Oskac.

[01:13:09] Stand on one of these dots.

[01:13:10] The order does not matter, just stand on one.

[01:13:12] I'm gonna let you pick the next game.

[01:13:14] Cut the lights.

[01:13:16] I'm kinda nervous.

[01:13:17] Okay, you can open your eyes.

[01:13:20] What the heck?

[01:13:21] What's going on?

[01:13:22] You all will decide what this game is.

[01:13:25] What?

[01:13:26] Since you all are creators yourselves,

[01:13:28] Shopify wanted to give you guys all the toys

[01:13:30] and games you need to create...

[01:13:33] Damn bro, I might be picking spike ball.

[01:13:35] Your own 1v1 challenges.

[01:13:37] But no matter what, four people must be eliminated.

[01:13:40] OK, OK, OK.

[01:13:41] So which games will you choose?

[01:13:43] Basketball?

[01:13:44] No, no, no, no, no.

[01:13:45] Basketball?

[01:13:46] No.

[01:13:47] Game ball or this?

[01:13:48] I don't play sports.

[01:13:49] You've got plenty of choices because Shopify

[01:13:51] hooked you guys up with time.

[01:13:52] Bro, what the fuck is Movie Geek?

[01:13:54] Are we playing a goddamn board game?

[01:13:56] I'm picking Monopoly.

[01:13:58] One's a different item, isn't it?

[01:13:59] Make this a nine day video.

[01:14:01] I want to give a massive shout out to Shopify

[01:14:03] for empowering entrepreneurs to grow their businesses.

[01:14:05] A huge reason I'm even able to sell these.

[01:14:08] They're about to land on a game

[01:14:10] and you're about to land on your dreams.

[01:14:11] To turn the gather around me.

[01:14:12] Rubius, who are you going against?

[01:14:14] He might. All right.

[01:14:15] Basketball, but all the way through.

[01:14:16] First to make?

[01:14:17] Yeah, first to make.

[01:14:18] What do you guys want to do?

[01:14:19] One, two, seven.

[01:14:20] Every child has one point.

[01:14:21] Jenna calls fouls, channelers, decisions are final.

[01:14:23] She wants to do the same thing as them.

[01:14:25] She's going to shoot tomorrow when.

[01:14:26] Me and Scare are doing Connect 4.

[01:14:28] Let's start the game.

[01:14:29] They have been decided.

[01:14:30] That would be really funny if it was like me and whatever we're just gonna throw hands

[01:14:40] Fuck the Shopify games, we're just gonna fist fight

[01:14:44] Eliminated let's see who it is

[01:14:47] fucking passes out first loses

[01:14:54] They had boxing gloves. Yeah, but they were like comically large

[01:14:57] I played this game the way you win is to get four in a row. It's really that simple

[01:15:03] She loses this game

[01:15:04] She's out after all this time and it all comes down to where does she slide that little blue circle your heart is raising

[01:15:13] So much right bro there. Oh, there's not four right there

[01:15:22] She almost had it but he blocked her

[01:15:27] Let me tap in real quick

[01:15:36] She can't I think I think ski I think ski mask wins this because she would have to place one here to either connect four or four

[01:15:44] But she's only getting three

[01:15:46] So if she goes there that doesn't really help her at all

[01:15:57] She's just lost.

[01:16:03] You did it!

[01:16:04] Oh!

[01:16:05] I did it!

[01:16:15] I thought she had it!

[01:16:17] Winner, winner!

[01:16:19] You have a chance!

[01:16:20] Sorry, I am so sorry.

[01:16:22] You're gonna make me cry.

[01:16:23] It's okay!

[01:16:24] It's fine!

[01:16:25] It's fine!

[01:16:27] It was an experience!

[01:16:29] Love you, Mario.

[01:16:30] Walk, walk, walk, walk, walk, walk!

[01:16:32] Yeah!

[01:16:33] Yo, no!

[01:16:38] Wait, no, Rekai's kind of funny in this video though.

[01:16:41] Rekai's kind of funny in this video though.

[01:16:43] He's like getting people out and down.

[01:16:45] He just doesn't give a fuck.

[01:16:47] What's that?

[01:16:48] Seven remains.

[01:16:49] Let's do the basketball game.

[01:16:51] The first one to make a shot from this slide.

[01:16:53] And that goal will move on.

[01:16:55] Good luck.

[01:16:57] Rage!

[01:16:58] Come on!

[01:16:59] For shot, bro.

[01:17:00] Are you touched?

[01:17:01] Ah!

[01:17:02] Oh!

[01:17:03] I can never play basketball before.

[01:17:05] Is that first night in your life?

[01:17:08] 1980.

[01:17:09] Oh, that was upside.

[01:17:11] Oh!

[01:17:12] Rage!

[01:17:13] Oh!

[01:17:14] Oh!

[01:17:15] Oh!

[01:17:16] Oh!

[01:17:17] Oh!

[01:17:18] I thought that was backward.

[01:17:19] That was good.

[01:17:20] You saw me on the gym, so you have to get us to some room.

[01:17:23] With Rage getting closer.

[01:17:25] could have turned to a different strategy

[01:17:27] oh you want my good luck?

[01:17:29] oh oh oh what all right if this works

[01:17:34] no do i wash this head

[01:17:40] oh that works oh now he's doing it oh okay

[01:17:46] doesn't jimmy hate getting like physically touched

[01:17:51] like that that oh okay it was like genuine awkward mess

[01:18:09] wait but he gets one he gets a redemption no but Greg gets a redemption

[01:18:21] I'm gonna kiss his hand from now on!

[01:18:25] Rage went first, but Rage just made it.

[01:18:29] Thank you. Thank you, Jimmy. What an experience.

[01:18:31] Thanks for coming out.

[01:18:32] Next.

[01:18:33] Rules first to make it. Yeah, but if you did...

[01:18:35] Okay, same you and you are 1v1ing,

[01:18:37] and you go first to make it,

[01:18:38] and I go first and I make it first try,

[01:18:40] you should get a redemption.

[01:18:41] Now, Rubius vs. Evi,

[01:18:43] one-handed shots only.

[01:18:47] Oh my god!

[01:18:48] That should have worked as well as it did.

[01:18:50] It is not easy rage went first so the other doesn't get a redemption. You're an idiot. Are it like yo, do you not know how redemption works?

[01:18:59] Rage going first would mean that he doesn't get a redemption if the other guy made it

[01:19:06] If you if you and somebody are 1v1ing, let's use pong as an example and I

[01:19:12] Willing pong you get a redemption no matter what but in it okay

[01:19:16] I mean you are just fucking 1v1ing and we're playing horse or some shit and I fucking shoot it

[01:19:22] I make it you get a go right? I know it's not horse, but it's like first make it. It's like you had an uneven amount of shots

[01:19:29] Somebody or deem scream. I'm losing my voice. You gotta refund that. I'm sorry

[01:19:32] Callie and Josh for the sub light and chips of the sub Mexican for the sub scanning for the three got me gravity outside

[01:19:36] I'm touching anyway

[01:19:37] I'm trying to make it first across the line

[01:19:38] I would pick his little time bring it with me Texas J

[01:19:41] Thank you for the sub BB for the sub motivation thinking for the three

[01:19:43] Well, bread a kind of scooby-doo animals do you know I go to the dispensary. There's no specific brand

[01:19:47] Eric and Dersi thinking for the 70 and the thing of the sub I'm sorry for the sub counter for the three

[01:19:51] We do in retro rewind. Yeah, right when this games over or this video Evan for the sub can't take it to three

[01:19:55] Yes, Petro for the sub Luke and H. They give it a sub black and Diego for the sub

[01:19:59] Brie and the Luke over the sub Demi's they give it a three her to release the text and spread the alpha gal

[01:20:03] Yes, can't think of it a three

[01:20:04] How many job options take the screw the light bulb answer none

[01:20:07] They all got high and forgot fill for the sub hamster. They give it a 10 gifted worst joke of the day

[01:20:10] Congratulations Truff Edo to make a basket from this far away. Jesus Christ

[01:20:35] He got a redemption

[01:20:37] I'll wait now what did Jenny hit that

[01:20:46] No redemption I'm calling that shit. I'm being like no

[01:20:51] Give me the ball. What the fuck? Yo, I'm not trying to get mad about that. I'm like, that's two shots to one going first

[01:20:57] Just means you win

[01:21:00] It's not sure

[01:21:02] What do you want to say to the Spanish community watching?

[01:21:05] Leave a like on this video and leave a comment on the Spanish-speaking community.

[01:21:10] Bye guys, GG soldier!

[01:21:12] Bye bye, E-Bot!

[01:21:13] It is time for the most intense game!

[01:21:15] This is an even matchup, I feel like.

[01:21:17] Do you think you're gonna squash him?

[01:21:18] Yes, obviously.

[01:21:20] One on one basketball.

[01:21:22] First to score seven points wins!

[01:21:24] Oh my god, did Jixi say he got blue ball because the video just ends after this and we don't know who wins?

[01:21:29] Is there like a part two?

[01:21:30] and moves on to the top four.

[01:21:39] No, he's pushing.

[01:21:40] Not pushing.

[01:21:41] He's winning.

[01:21:41] Oh, my.

[01:21:46] Oh, my God.

[01:21:47] Oh, my God.

[01:21:49] OK, OK, OK, OK, OK.

[01:21:54] 2-0 to Rekha.

[01:21:55] All is a 2-1.

[01:21:56] 2-1.

[01:21:58] Oh, oh, oh.

[01:22:00] Oh, oh, oh, the rules didn't say there was not a balance.

[01:22:09] Is Jason better or worse than he thought?

[01:22:11] Worse than I thought.

[01:22:12] It really is your time for Jason.

[01:22:14] Yo, I'm so bad at basketball in this scenario.

[01:22:16] I'm just playing rough and then I'm just fucking dunking the ball every play.

[01:22:20] He's going to start scoring.

[01:22:22] That rim is not ten feet.

[01:22:24] Oh, yeah!

[01:22:26] Four, two.

[01:22:28] is struggling. Rekai was doing everything he could to stop Jason from scoring, which

[01:22:33] meant fouling Jason every time. As his football was up, but for every shot Jason made, Rekai

[01:22:40] had an answer. Oh my god. Oh no. Oh no. They both wanted to win so badly that they were

[01:22:50] They're literally wrestling on the floor.

[01:22:56] You can't bar me, you can't score.

[01:22:58] Sentinel, you're finished.

[01:23:00] Six-three!

[01:23:01] If your Kai scores one more point,

[01:23:03] they'll move on and Jason will be eliminated.

[01:23:17] GG's!

[01:23:18] Oh, what the hell?

[01:23:20] Let's go.

[01:23:21] She's dead.

[01:23:23] Bro, that was intense.

[01:23:25] Bro, get out.

[01:23:26] Wait, so who's top fours?

[01:23:28] Rekai, Eurasia, Rubius, and Schemast.

[01:23:30] Oh, my God.

[01:23:31] Can I say how that humbles got for me?

[01:23:33] Oh!

[01:23:35] I don't even know what that means.

[01:23:37] And now it is time for the final game

[01:23:40] that we're not playing right now.

[01:23:42] We're actually playing it 24 hours after this video goes

[01:23:46] out on a live stream on the Mr. Beast channel.

[01:23:49] What?

[01:23:51] This is 50 of the biggest streamers in the world.

[01:23:54] Oh, my god.

[01:23:55] So why would we not live stream the final game?

[01:23:58] And on that live stream, you guys in the chat

[01:24:00] will decide what they play.

[01:24:01] The advantage is that they have a huge impact

[01:24:05] on who wins a million dollars for their fans.

[01:24:07] This could be the biggest channel ever.

[01:24:08] And during this live stream, a random viewer in chat

[01:24:11] will win $1,000 every single minute.

[01:24:15] Sunday at noon Eastern time, I'll see you.

[01:24:17] Fuck, I'm doing my Etsy review then.

[01:24:20] I'm not watching it then.

[01:24:22] Sorry, I got blue balled, I'll watch the recap, buddy.

[01:24:26] I'm not watching it then, I got my Etsy review.

[01:24:29] I'm not moving that shit, because if I watch that,

[01:24:33] then I'd be Etsy review, then we have to move

[01:24:34] the fucking Wii fees video and people are gonna get pissed.

[01:24:38] Oh my God, McClellan pick,

[01:24:40] thank you for the sub, White and Jeff for the sub,

[01:24:42] Croma and Josh for the sub,

[01:24:42] I'm not going to be able to

[01:24:44] get the next in Cali up.

[01:24:46] Think of the sub.

[01:24:47] It's getting to the three.

[01:24:48] All right.

[01:24:49] Yeah, I got a pitch real quick

[01:24:50] that we're going to hop into

[01:24:51] a rest or rewind to this

[01:24:53] Valetorny coming out 30 seconds.

[01:24:54] We can do a poll and I can do

[01:24:55] that.

[01:24:56] Why you fees video a different

[01:24:57] day, but I have to do the

[01:24:58] actually review tomorrow.

[01:24:59] And I don't know if I'm

[01:25:00] allowed to watch party yet.

[01:25:02] I assume maybe I don't know.

[01:25:03] I assume maybe? I don't know.

[01:25:08] Count me down.

[01:25:33] you

[01:26:33] All right, but yeah, it's at noon EST.

[01:26:55] I didn't even really plan on being live then.

[01:27:00] What should we do?

[01:27:01] Hmm, mods aren't gone, mods aren't gone, they're just not listening, and that loser.

[01:27:18] Move the Etsy review.

[01:27:20] No, I have literally 30 Etsy products that we have to review tomorrow.

[01:27:26] I'm doing that.

[01:27:27] Actually, I'm not even getting peer pressure by my chat.

[01:27:30] We'll react to the fucking Mr. B's shit.

[01:27:32] Oh no, they're gay.

[01:27:33] Okay?

[01:27:34] No, we're not pulling.

[01:27:35] This is what we're gonna do.

[01:27:36] We're gonna keep the same fucking schedule.

[01:27:38] I'm not doing this shit again, okay?

[01:27:40] If you want me to go watch it yourself, okay?

[01:27:43] Fuck that shit.

[01:27:44] I'm not doing that again.

[01:27:45] Because I'm not even gonna be live at noon.

[01:27:47] I'm not going live at 11.30

[01:27:48] so I can fucking watch the Mr. B's livestream

[01:27:50] to see who fucking wins.

[01:27:51] I'll just watch the recap.

[01:27:53] This is what we're gonna do.

[01:27:54] I'll watch the recap maybe tomorrow.

[01:27:56] We're still going live at like one

[01:27:59] And I'm doing the Etsy review.

[01:28:01] Afterwards, we're gonna watch the Wii-Fee's Minecraft ARG horror video

[01:28:04] because I've been recommended to watch that a thousand times.

[01:28:06] We might watch the Mr. Beast recap, but I'm not watching it live tomorrow.

[01:28:09] It'll be live. You can watch it yourself.

[01:28:11] Tomorrow, that's what we're doing.

[01:28:13] Monday, CS with Killdozer opening case is random,

[01:28:17] CS stream slash random games at like 3.30 as well.

[01:28:19] And it's a shorter stream

[01:28:20] because I'm filming a Minecraft video after.

[01:28:23] Tuesday not live.

[01:28:23] Wednesday is gonna be horror as well as Content King.

[01:28:26] Thursday, not live.

[01:28:27] Friday next week.

[01:28:29] chess tournament at Fort ESD into tierless other random shit.

[01:28:34] Next Saturday, see us with JoJo early at noon into React's

[01:28:38] random shit.

[01:28:39] We have React's the next day after that, April 13th.

[01:28:41] We have a 988 charity stream, 20th mystery lead box review,

[01:28:46] 24th GEOGASTER tournament.

[01:28:48] And then May 5th, we're probably

[01:28:50] going to do another charity stream.

[01:28:51] Briar, think of it as two subs, mean think of it as three.

[01:28:53] Funnily, my dog died last night.

[01:28:55] I'm sorry to hear that.

[01:28:56] Rip Titan in the chat.

[01:28:58] Wish you the best. I'm sorry your dog passed can't think of the three. It's fine. Definitely didn't take me three minutes

[01:29:02] Couple of that joke. I'll definitely go shove a Pringle skin up

[01:29:04] I asked also jokes aside once the next game with the guys day

[01:29:08] I

[01:29:10] Don't know

[01:29:13] Maybe the week after I'm not sure

[01:29:15] Lazy and we foe thing of the sub can't pick for the sub

[01:29:18] Mick chip crumb over the sub life and sub Josh and Calio think of the sub J. Blum a for the sub as well

[01:29:24] Play a game. That's exactly what we're about to do brother

[01:29:28] That's exactly what we're about to do

[01:29:37] Changing the video info sorry retro video. All right, we're gonna rip

[01:29:44] We're gonna rip a retro video store simulator for like

[01:29:49] Probably hour and a half hour and 45 and then we have to draft for this Val attorney

[01:29:54] Let me launch it will rip content King on Wednesday. We were going to do it today, but we ended up watching that mr

[01:30:01] Beast video

[01:30:01] So I still just want to do retro because we already started that game

[01:30:05] Rather than start a new game and then leave this one fire thing of the two subs real the sub alley thing of the two subs

[01:30:11] All right lock it

[01:30:15] Retro rewind chat if you don't know this it's a sin game

[01:30:18] Bart Bart's busters like blockbusters. I own my own video store

[01:30:22] We sell pornography, such as the firefighter in the Android and bad uncle under arrest.

[01:30:31] We have to return all these. We sell more than that, but everybody rents them out, voice crack.

[01:30:35] We also have drama, sci-fi, more drama, horror. We're finally selling action movies.

[01:30:40] What else? We have snacks. We're working on other upgrades. We can eventually get an employee and other shit.

[01:30:45] I didn't know this actually shows the prices.

[01:30:48] Old movies are cheaper than regular movies and regular are cheaper than new.

[01:30:53] Adult movies are six bucks. I didn't know that. That's actually even better.

[01:30:57] So we should constantly sell those. I need to re-stack our snack supply.

[01:31:05] More dino gummies.

[01:31:07] What's the ideal movie snack for y'all?

[01:31:10] How to movie theater or just watching a movie in general?

[01:31:13] for me sour patch kids are probably number one if we're going can be

[01:31:25] KitKat no any chocolate melts I'm not really a bot I'm not really bothered that

[01:31:30] I do love popcorn or maybe like a soft pretzel M&Ms if they're peanut M&Ms

[01:31:38] actually that's not thinking of the thousand bees why do you call a dog with

[01:31:42] There's no legs and no arms. It doesn't matter. What do you call it? It ain't coming.

[01:31:48] Oh wait, thank you for the five gifts. It's an ant. Thank you for the sub.

[01:31:50] Hey, this is one reason why we're never doing that comedy night game that streamers play, because what the fuck was that joke?

[01:31:59] Holy, alright.

[01:32:00] If you don't know retro video rewind movie store simulator, I sell movies. I stock movies.

[01:32:06] There's a weird movie dealer. We have a calendar where like certain movies are worth more blah blah blah.

[01:32:11] It'll make sense when you fucking see it in action.

[01:32:15] These are the movie rentals I gotta return real quick though.

[01:32:17] We gotta restock them for the next day.

[01:32:20] We have a lot on the show.

[01:32:21] We're really expanding our business thus far.

[01:32:25] And I do terrible jokes.

[01:32:26] Well, the one reason I don't wanna do that

[01:32:28] stand-up comedy game anyway

[01:32:29] is just because I know people would,

[01:32:31] oh, see, here we have another adult movie,

[01:32:33] my sweet and tasty bubblegum.

[01:32:35] Oh, please fix my, please fix my leaky godfather.

[01:32:39] Another great selection.

[01:32:41] Let's go return knees, dramas, ear, drama, drama, drama, drama, drama, drama, drama, adult, adult, and sci-fi.

[01:32:50] But yeah, when are you doing another un-ban request stream? Probably not for a while. I only do those like once every other month now, once every month and a half.

[01:32:59] I usually just go through most of the bans now. Also, the majority of bans are just like instant bans now.

[01:33:05] When you have more people in your stream the average person getting banned is just getting banned for a slur spam

[01:33:09] And they're also like really cringe in there on banner class, and they're like

[01:33:13] My dog typed on my keyboard. I didn't need to spam a slur on your chat

[01:33:18] Please have bad me

[01:33:21] Or other shit or they just make an alt account and then fucking spam to get on band in here like literally yesterday

[01:33:28] Like the one kid that had his brother come in a chat and say that he killed himself or some shit as like a fucking

[01:33:34] means of attention that shit was crazy actually crazy comes back in my chat

[01:33:39] could I get on band now no can I get on band I really want to type in chat it's

[01:33:46] not that big of a deal brother type in chat what happened in he typed in chat

[01:33:51] and he was acting like he was a family member saying that he died and loved my

[01:33:58] content and that he was like the mom or something and then comes in like

[01:34:02] three weeks later and he's like I'm actually not dead by the way my brother

[01:34:05] said that the instant banned him and now like every other week he makes a new

[01:34:09] account goes can you please don't ban me get the fuck out of here dude no no no

[01:34:17] can you please don't be on me I really want to type in chat so parasocial I

[01:34:22] mean like I hate overusing that word because I think parasociality does

[01:34:26] get overused but like my god fake killing yourself in a joe bark chat

[01:34:31] Sorry, I'm having a call.

[01:34:33] Oh, Dr. on Moonbase42, yeah, I'll reserve that.

[01:34:39] Wasn't he typing on your account?

[01:34:44] I don't know, bro.

[01:34:46] Because all my channel points are on the first account.

[01:34:49] Every chatter.

[01:34:50] All my channel points.

[01:34:52] Like, oh, is there any way to, like, transfer?

[01:34:57] Yo, yesterday somebody said they needed to account.

[01:34:59] They were like, can you transfer my Bart bucks?

[01:35:02] They knew the exact amount too.

[01:35:04] They were like, I have 25.2k Bart bucks.

[01:35:07] Brother, I can't help you.

[01:35:09] Hit up Dan Clancy, man.

[01:35:10] Bart bucks ain't getting transferred for ya.

[01:35:16] What kind of pizza did the Twin Towers order?

[01:35:18] A plain pizza.

[01:35:21] Yo, let's stop with the one-liner jokes.

[01:35:23] They're not funny.

[01:35:25] Here's another.

[01:35:26] I don't wanna read it.

[01:35:26] Not as I think of the five.

[01:35:28] What starts with a J and N's and I, Joe Bartolozzi.

[01:35:31] It's not even a joke.

[01:35:32] It's getting to the three.

[01:35:33] Pro tip, next, or just at six hours on another tattoo.

[01:35:36] Next time you get to work out, put her to your body

[01:35:38] the day before, it's a deep tissue massage.

[01:35:39] Look, you felt amazing, cupping it with a thumb.

[01:35:41] Yeah, I don't think that's an accurate tip there.

[01:35:45] I think that's just you.

[01:35:46] Hold up, I gotta hand out more flyers.

[01:35:49] You gotta get more costumers.

[01:35:52] Come to my newbie store.

[01:35:54] Come to my newbie store, you don't love it.

[01:35:57] I was just heading there. Oh my god, really?

[01:36:00] Come on, let me show her.

[01:36:02] Hmph.

[01:36:09] Oh, Dr. Moon Day 42, you just caught. Here it is.

[01:36:13] There you go, there you go. Fudge bar?

[01:36:18] Fudge bar at 9.50 in the morning, eh?

[01:36:21] Maybe get a better diet.

[01:36:24] Heart disease doesn't just run in the family. It's also a, you know, health habit thing.

[01:36:33] Jesus. Fudge Barton, 9am. Yeah, I'll reserve that. Firefighter in the android.

[01:36:43] It's a big seller there. I'm actually pretty sure there's like eight men in that one.

[01:36:49] pretty wild seen about nine times oh Chan thank you for the five gift it's

[01:37:01] appreciated you smoke weed and now that's the devil's lettuce it rots your

[01:37:07] mind oh shoot I'm just going to spend my spare change at the arcade oh well

[01:37:14] well looks like you're not gonna be able to spend your spare change at the

[01:37:17] I'm not judging. I'm not judging.

[01:37:19] Let me get more movies up here.

[01:37:21] There's another one. Step heart.

[01:37:23] Adult movies are like our bestseller.

[01:37:25] There's another one. Who ordered the hot roof?

[01:37:27] I don't know.

[01:37:29] I don't know.

[01:37:31] I don't know.

[01:37:33] I don't know.

[01:37:35] I don't know.

[01:37:37] I don't know.

[01:37:39] I don't know.

[01:37:41] I don't know.

[01:37:43] I don't know.

[01:37:45] Oh, there's another one who ordered the hot rooster that one there's a hole in the KFC bucket

[01:37:55] Kind of like that one pumpkin video

[01:38:02] Horror movie I need to get another shelf of the horror movies

[01:38:09] Can I reserve an adult movie you're not an NPC in this game show now

[01:38:15] I don't think that like I you know I'm not saying I wish I could have experienced this

[01:38:24] but during the older times where you had to go like by like you know kinky corn

[01:38:31] videos because it was like all on tape oh shoot I was gonna use my spirit

[01:38:36] change of the arcade from out here like 80 years old no you're not gonna be

[01:38:39] two dollars. Anyways, have fun watching that fucking movie. I was also saying when you

[01:38:46] had to like rent that shit, was there any way that it wasn't cripplingly awkward to

[01:38:53] walk up and be like, yeah, I'll have where's my hot rooster. I'm gonna rent this one out.

[01:39:02] like you had to look like such a fucking weirdo dude like there's no way you walk

[01:39:09] up and I mean they had actually like full source for it but like yeah bro and

[01:39:13] like the crazy sections they probably had oh sorry yeah I'm here to rent G

[01:39:21] is tastic another late fee ah I know I returned my last rental late but the

[01:39:30] Movie was so good. I just couldn't stop watching it. You understand, right? Yeah, that's why you pay for it again

[01:39:36] You more careful next time. Yep. There we go. I

[01:39:39] Love when they always go you just lost a customer

[01:39:42] Hope sad a calling. There you are

[01:39:49] Grandma section was voted what?

[01:39:56] What

[01:39:58] Big day at a grandma's section. If you think that was like a whole whole area.

[01:40:08] Action sci-fi action sci-fi another adult another horse static haunting here we go

[01:40:15] nobody learned a sloshy today. Order us some.

[01:40:21] That was really weird kind of smoke it into existence there

[01:40:30] Have a little premonition he was gonna order one

[01:40:33] Dude, I still didn't made money back on that slushy machine

[01:40:36] I mean, I'm hoping that the other stuff's more expensive because like I paid like a hundred dollars for that

[01:40:41] And I've only sold like 20 slushies a

[01:40:44] horror movie recommendation

[01:40:47] Oh

[01:40:49] My god, red chimps use hasn't been sold today. That's my favorite. We've had that since the store's opening. Oh

[01:40:57] My god the rainbow one you dirty dog

[01:41:01] This is the best you could get look at that that actually looks so good

[01:41:07] Like I'm not trying to say that

[01:41:09] The fucking video game slushies making me want one, but that actually looks awesome

[01:41:13] But y'all remember fanboy and chum chum

[01:41:16] Oh, when I would watch them have those slushies I'd be like that shit looks amazing.

[01:41:23] I wish I could have one of those.

[01:41:25] I also side note, talking about old cartoons.

[01:41:29] One of my favorite cartoons when I was a kid was Johnny Test.

[01:41:32] And I actually was scrolling on TikTok and it was like a full episode of Johnny Test on TikTok.

[01:41:38] And it was like counting the whip cracks and sound effects.

[01:41:42] And the show's unwatchable.

[01:41:44] Like looking back at it, I liked it because it was like brain rot for kids, but like Johnny test now

[01:41:52] Is actually one of the worst cartoons I've ever seen and I'm not I'm not lying

[01:41:59] What hold up? I know no I used I literally up until like two days ago. I was like, oh, yeah, that's it's peak

[01:42:05] No

[01:42:06] Johnny test whip crack

[01:42:10] Here it is

[01:42:14] In one episode 190 whip cracks.

[01:42:38] And that's just whip cracks, not the other random sound effects that they're adding.

[01:42:43] What the fuck like every other half-sentence they're just like adding another sound effect new release movie

[01:42:52] Buddy right there you see scroll right in you go. Oh my god. That's a new movie. Oh my god

[01:43:01] I'll give this a shot. Thank you

[01:43:04] NPC

[01:43:06] Sanjay and Craig that was a good one. I didn't watch much of that

[01:43:09] I was in an avid Sanjay and Craig fan, but I did see an episode or two my Sam Darcy. Thank you

[01:43:20] I don't know what did I watch the most I watched a lot of Johnny Tass growing up

[01:43:26] Movie wise when I was a kid

[01:43:29] I was born in 2002. I know some of you are gonna call me on but

[01:43:34] I used to watch my mom used to like take me to work and

[01:43:38] And I would watch shows or not shows. I would watch movies on this like

[01:43:44] It was it literally was like a mini laptop

[01:43:47] But it was just like a CD player or like a disc player

[01:43:50] And I only had like the third part to the Caribbean movie

[01:43:54] So I would just watch that over and over again a

[01:43:57] Lime smoothie. Well, there's that lemon

[01:44:01] That's definitely in lime, that's bright green, neon green, I had that too, yeah and

[01:44:12] you have like it was like the little like shitty computer like school computer headsets

[01:44:18] and I'll just watch that, so nostalgic looking back at it, like I'll just be laying on the

[01:44:23] ground in like the middle of a hallway just fucking watching Pirates of the Caribbean

[01:44:30] some other random movies but outside of that I watched dude I love I used to go

[01:44:35] to my grandparents and I would watch Jim Carrey's The Mask on like one of these

[01:44:40] old VHS tapes Jim Carrey's The Mask oh great movie oh my god who the fuck

[01:44:49] broke the static haunting I only have six other copies

[01:44:54] fucking kidding me the mask is beef the max is a real really good movie

[01:45:02] massive very good movie I don't know they're all older movies that I watched

[01:45:06] like I love the thing which is from like 1980 but I didn't watch that until

[01:45:10] like three years ago you know so now when I was a short day what days it

[01:45:18] Tomorrow the tape man comes. Ace Ventura was also good.

[01:45:25] Actually no!

[01:45:27] Ace Ventura, one of the Ace Ventura's good.

[01:45:32] Is it like one of the plot twists in Ace Ventura?

[01:45:35] Like the entire lead up to the movie

[01:45:37] is that like the woman's trans.

[01:45:40] And like that's the plot twist.

[01:45:42] Yeah, that that looking back at it like that's dog ass

[01:45:50] For real yeah, like the entire movie it leads up it leads up to like the final moment. It's like oh, they're trans

[01:45:58] Like like that's like not who the fuck cares, you know

[01:46:04] The Truman show to the shows guys. I watched that for the first time like

[01:46:08] recently though. I've never seen the

[01:46:11] treatment show when I was younger. I don't

[01:46:14] know any other older movies that I've

[01:46:16] watched when I was a kid. I'm trying to

[01:46:18] think. White chicks. Bro, did you ever

[01:46:25] watch like... when you were a kid, did you

[01:46:28] ever watch like adult cartoons or movies

[01:46:33] and they would make... like it was

[01:46:35] still entertaining but they would make

[01:46:36] jokes that didn't make any sense at

[01:46:38] the time and then you rewatch it when you're older and you're like oh my god I

[01:46:41] actually understand that. I can't give you an actual example but like if you

[01:46:49] ever rewatch like an adult cartoon or something that you watch when you're a

[01:46:52] kid you'll like rewatch it now and you'll be like wait that actually is funny

[01:46:57] as hell and like in the moment it just flew right over your head. Yeah even

[01:47:03] like Family Guy references. Family Guy, Futurama, South Park, Rick and Morty.

[01:47:14] ROOOOO! That old ass woman! That old ass woman! I knew she was gonna do some

[01:47:23] fuck shit. She comes in, she rents the adult movie, and she breaks the

[01:47:27] firefighter in the android. You gotta be fucking kidding me. And I only have

[01:47:31] like 10 adult movies that I sell. Bro. I swear if she comes in today I'm gonna

[01:47:39] crash out on her. That actually pisses me off because I don't have that big of a

[01:47:46] selection. Hi uh, do you have the appliance through space? Oh yeah buddy I

[01:47:54] have the appliance through space no problem. We got to check this real quick

[01:47:59] I don't know if we want to buy anything new

[01:48:04] Wait, is it a horror day coming up Friday 50% horror movie rental

[01:48:29] It's a very big, expensive purchase, chat, but we need it.

[01:48:35] At some point we're going to need more space.

[01:48:38] We're going to do here, move that back, and then I think I should move the sci-fi.

[01:48:44] Look, we're going to do this.

[01:48:49] Ah!

[01:48:51] I'm going to move these sci-fi videos over.

[01:48:59] Yeah, if they give it a sub, Spicy Pickle, I'd appreciate it.

[01:49:04] If they give it a 10 gift, it's Spicy Pickle 187 W F***ing Chatter, if they give it a

[01:49:08] 10 subs.

[01:49:09] I'm going to move these over here, and then, look, look, look, look.

[01:49:15] This will stay drama, because we have so many dramas,

[01:49:21] but then I'll stock up some other horror movies

[01:49:23] on the side here.

[01:49:26] Or should I just sell this?

[01:49:34] And just get another big shelf.

[01:49:36] We should just transition to having all big,

[01:49:39] but then that's all of our money, bro.

[01:49:43] Oh.

[01:49:45] It's a needed investment. It's a needed investment. Wait, then I want to do that.

[01:49:56] Adult movies can still stay here because I don't have that many of them. I want to just buy a few horror movies.

[01:50:04] I think I might have that one the big toe knocking at midnight. Oh, yeah

[01:50:17] The egg under the pad

[01:50:21] Dude that'll probably sell for nothing no captain only motion wait that's kind of valid

[01:50:29] Do I buy no captain only motion?

[01:50:34] You need more adult movies?

[01:50:36] I know the problem is I can only buy adult movies from the black market salesman that's

[01:50:40] out back at night on Tuesdays and Thursdays.

[01:50:44] So I will, but they get rented out so fast and then people break them.

[01:50:50] So it just takes time.

[01:50:52] Alright, let's open up.

[01:51:02] What horror movies did you grow up watching?

[01:51:03] None, actually.

[01:51:05] You guys taught me into the horror genre.

[01:51:08] Being totally real.

[01:51:09] I used to be like Killdozer where like I hated every genre of horror.

[01:51:13] When chat started making me play horror games, um, they're not making me, but like

[01:51:17] heavily requesting them, like back when I started streaming, I used to be like scared

[01:51:21] shitless about me and then uh wait did they reserve it yeah um wait I don't know if they

[01:51:28] reserved it or if they wanted the color violet either way it'll be fine anyways um yeah I never

[01:51:35] used to watch horror movies I used to be so scared of them and eventually I ended up

[01:51:42] like playing a lot of horror games and then I watched like slashers I was like oh these aren't

[01:51:46] scary and now I just watch horror movies no problem like they don't they don't worry me

[01:51:50] anymore or like make me like I'll still get scared from a horror movie but it's

[01:51:54] like a fun scary not something where I'm like oh terrified like to put it in

[01:51:58] perspective when I was a kid and my friends would invite me to go to like

[01:52:03] some like haunted house or something on Halloween I would always make up an

[01:52:07] excuse I would never I wouldn't say like oh I'm too scared to go I would

[01:52:11] just say I didn't want to or not didn't want to I would just be like oh

[01:52:17] But now I have something.

[01:52:19] Oh, no, sorry, I can't.

[01:52:21] And then I just wanna go.

[01:52:24] I was also like extremely introverted.

[01:52:27] And so I was just like so scared of doing anything.

[01:52:31] I remember we had a school trip

[01:52:33] and it was like a sleepover at some museum

[01:52:35] and I like made up an excuse not to go.

[01:52:38] Just so I could like hang out with my mom.

[01:52:45] I don't regret it in hindsight,

[01:52:47] But it's like, I'm happy I'm a little like ambivert now.

[01:52:51] You know what I mean?

[01:52:52] I think I have like a social battery like everybody,

[01:52:54] but I do like doing things.

[01:53:00] How old were you?

[01:53:02] Oh, I'm maybe 10, 11.

[01:53:08] But I never even went to like haunted houses

[01:53:10] in like high school.

[01:53:11] Velociribake on a sundae, there you go.

[01:53:15] Yeah, we need to get a lot of money today

[01:53:16] We could buy all the stuff that that black market guy has

[01:53:24] What is an ambervert somebody that is both introverted and extroverted?

[01:53:31] Depending on situation or

[01:53:33] social battery

[01:53:35] Little metron. Most people are amberverts

[01:53:38] Like you might be more of an introvert than an extrovert, but you're still probably extroverted in certain situations or vice versa

[01:53:46] Do bring in no fucking customers. It's because it's rainy, man. I

[01:53:53] Need more people to show up at the store. Come on

[01:53:58] I love movies all drop in

[01:54:06] She looks grumpy

[01:54:10] Yeah, probably could have protected that hate movies to the fuck hates movies

[01:54:14] Lane Shudd. Lane Shudd.

[01:54:18] Oh, she already has a movie in her hand.

[01:54:22] Who hates movies? I know people that don't like

[01:54:26] movies, but they like TV shows. I don't dislike that.

[01:54:30] I think it's more common to dislike TV

[01:54:34] shows, but like movies.

[01:54:38] So TV shows could be a drag

[01:54:42] to commit time to play apex legends I think I'd rather eat fucking horse poop

[01:54:51] no

[01:54:54] Oh, late fee, buddy.

[01:55:04] Go ahead.

[01:55:05] Charge me your two dollar late fee.

[01:55:07] I can return a thousand, but he's like, do you think I care?

[01:55:09] I'm rich.

[01:55:18] Fucking jerk off.

[01:55:19] You're rich.

[01:55:20] You're rich.

[01:55:21] Hey.

[01:55:22] Rich, why are you writing a movie, you fucking chud?

[01:55:26] Why are you writing a movie, you fucking loser?

[01:55:29] Why do you buy it?

[01:55:31] Wait, what are you talking about?

[01:55:33] Action movies, she wants explosions.

[01:55:36] Perfect.

[01:55:38] Dynamite on top of the world.

[01:55:45] What's the valve turning?

[01:55:46] Drafts in an hour and a half, starts in two hours.

[01:55:50] Which basically means it'll start in three hours,

[01:55:52] because somebody will be away.

[01:55:54] Multiple people will be away.

[01:55:57] Most likely.

[01:55:59] Get more action films?

[01:56:00] I do need to get more action films.

[01:56:05] You are right on that.

[01:56:06] I wish I could buy like a bundle though of action movies.

[01:56:10] Hey.

[01:56:12] Excuse me, don't you see I'm helping somebody?

[01:56:16] Two adult movies?

[01:56:17] My God.

[01:56:19] Big purchase, eh?

[01:56:21] The appliance through space. Yep, right here. There you go.

[01:56:25] We closed so early on weekdays, though. That's what's sucky.

[01:56:29] Like we closed in three minutes.

[01:56:32] Weekends are the best because we stay up until midnight and then I just churn money, dude.

[01:56:38] Saturdays are the big day here.

[01:56:44] Oh, reserve. The fuck's gonna come in.

[01:56:48] Uh, give me a fucking minute. Don't you see I'm doing a job?

[01:56:54] Sci-fi, sci-fi, sci-fi, action.

[01:56:57] Adult! Sci-fi.

[01:57:00] Uh, drama. Action. Sci-fi.

[01:57:04] I wish you would auto-sort them in my hands.

[01:57:06] Whoa, sick fucking mohawk. Sick fucking mohawk.

[01:57:10] These liberty spikes? Badass.

[01:57:13] How customer service what are you talking about? I'm literally perfectly helping all my customers

[01:57:20] I'm a one-man show at barks busters

[01:57:28] Oh shit oh

[01:57:32] Dude wait the black market guys is knocked on the door

[01:57:36] After close I'll go see him. I'll be as a lot of adult films for me

[01:57:40] Maybe another copy of that firefighter movie that got fucking burned.

[01:57:47] Dude, who's returning movies this late at night, what the fuck?

[01:57:56] Four...

[01:57:58] Sci-Fi.

[01:58:00] Two more customers, uh, four more customers and then we're closed.

[01:58:06] Wait, what day is it where I'm still open and it's past 10 p.m. Why am I still open?

[01:58:17] Isn't it a Thursday?

[01:58:20] Is it Thursday through Sunday or something? Because some days it closes early

[01:58:26] Yeah, people are still walking in what the fuck

[01:58:29] Okay. That's odd. You think I could get any more customers? Probably not. That is a kid

[01:58:43] in a trench coat. That is two kids in a trench coat. There's no way this is a real person.

[01:58:48] Why are your knees protruding so much? What the fuck? Oh, he's going to ask for a recommendation.

[01:58:58] Do you have any adult films?

[01:59:00] Ooh.

[01:59:02] Life's too stressful right now.

[01:59:03] Oh my god, dude.

[01:59:04] Get that kid out of my chat.

[01:59:06] Yo, Donna Finn.

[01:59:08] Now you just stopped banning chat?

[01:59:10] Yo, why are you spamming in Twitch streamers chats,

[01:59:13] brother?

[01:59:13] What are we doing?

[01:59:14] What are we doing?

[01:59:15] You think somebody's going to read your message?

[01:59:17] You think any type of paragraph

[01:59:18] you're going to get out?

[01:59:20] Is somebody's going to respond to you?

[01:59:22] You're just going to get banned, buddy, every time.

[01:59:28] I need a bad movie to zone out to stop thinking about work. What do you recommend a bad movie?

[01:59:36] Let's give them a bad sci-fi oh the elephant computer virus you look like a doctor

[01:59:48] Eight eight bucks we almost have five hundred dollars. Yeah, we need like 300 bucks today more maybe

[01:59:55] Fire all right get the fuck out of here

[01:59:59] We're gonna close

[02:00:00] Let me go out back

[02:00:02] Shady thank you for the fray. You help me so much last year. I free that's in my family rip of the chat

[02:00:08] I'm sorry to hear that brother. I was a really bad state

[02:00:11] And every time you'd go live or upload maybe feel better. Well, I'm glad I'm able to help though

[02:00:14] I hope you're all right. Yeah, but I'm thinking of the sub YZ with the sub eagles brand at Benny and Bobby with the sub

[02:00:19] John even a fray

[02:00:21] One animal. It's a shit too now. That's a joke. What's mission think of it a five by dad hates me for getting dreads without a skit set

[02:00:27] What should I do literally no idea man? I can't really help you with that. I'm sorry

[02:00:31] It's thank you for the seven. What are your top movies a beautiful mind?

[02:00:33] I feel like is up your alley horror movies are tough space and Josh for the subs I for the subs spicy

[02:00:39] Thank you for the 10 gift is again. I said this the other day

[02:00:43] So basically everything right I'll say give it a three

[02:00:45] It's me taking the three days to confuse definitely tops here movie Venice

[02:00:47] especially for the subways.

[02:00:48] He may be thinking for the 7, 9, 7, and 3.

[02:00:50] Why is it that you're going to feel so bad

[02:00:51] and play Pokemon because you can't catch them?

[02:00:53] I'm just done reading these jokes.

[02:00:55] So I was thinking of the 3.

[02:00:57] Been watching your content for a while now.

[02:00:58] You always pay my day thinking for being so funny

[02:01:00] and amazing.

[02:01:01] Thank you.

[02:01:02] That's why I'm thinking of the 7, 9, and 10, and 3.

[02:01:03] You're going to host a knockout city revival tourney.

[02:01:05] Game doesn't exist anymore.

[02:01:06] That's what I'm thinking of the 3.

[02:01:07] Happy St. Patrick's Day.

[02:01:08] You missed it by about two weeks, brother.

[02:01:09] Fact is the PRC thinking of the subgen

[02:01:11] and thinking of the 5 gifts is BK for the subgen

[02:01:12] and thinking of the 3.

[02:01:13] He's gonna play the whole GTA 5 story mode.

[02:01:15] Yes, I am, but prior to GTA 6, not for a while.

[02:01:18] Keep it for the sub-sporty, for the sub-sporty.

[02:01:19] If you have any of these, you can watch games,

[02:01:20] you have to play any of the succession,

[02:01:21] suggestion tab, game suggestion tab.

[02:01:23] It's not that much of a thing,

[02:01:23] it's just the watch and the games that I play.

[02:01:25] Frosty thinking of the two-sub-john,

[02:01:26] he's thinking of the three. All right.

[02:01:28] Lock in.

[02:01:29] Top five movies. No order.

[02:01:32] As I said the other day,

[02:01:36] super bad.

[02:01:38] The thing.

[02:01:40] Everything, everywhere, all at once.

[02:01:42] Shutter Island.

[02:01:44] I don't know if Sinners is top five, it's top ten.

[02:01:47] What else did I say?

[02:01:49] There's another movie that I said.

[02:01:51] Long walk.

[02:01:53] All right, let's go fucking talk to the movie dealer.

[02:01:56] Da-da-da.

[02:01:57] As always, I've got some really goodies.

[02:02:00] The Blaze guitar rider.

[02:02:04] Ooh, stiff inmate.

[02:02:06] Please fix my leaky fast food. That's a good prequel. Yeah, toss it in sub only and ban that kid. Jesus Christ. Oh my God.

[02:02:18] The lawyer's face racer and performative alien invasion. Actually, don't throw it in sub only. Just start banning people. Just ban them. Just get them out of chat. I don't care. I don't care. They can't type anymore. Just get them out of here.

[02:02:35] Came for the sub I

[02:02:38] Should turn on that fucking setting that says that band people can't watch my stream

[02:02:43] That's a thing

[02:02:44] Normally band people can watch and they just can't type but you can take on a setting that makes us a bit of people can't watch I

[02:02:55] Wonder how many band viewers are tapped in right now probably a lot

[02:03:00] Out of the people in chat

[02:03:01] There's probably 200 people that are banned that are watching to the take of the five

[02:03:05] Um, movie called, uh,

[02:03:08] The movie called What's the Matter Daddy? No, I've never heard of that. No, what's the matter daddy? I've never heard of it

[02:03:15] Fucking jackass. No clue if it's been said you're gonna tune into the Mr. Beast

[02:03:20] NOOOOOOO

[02:03:22] NOOOOOOO

[02:03:24] NOOOOO

[02:03:26] NOOOOO

[02:03:28] NOOOOO

[02:03:30] NOOOOO

[02:03:32] NOOOOOO

[02:03:34] into the Mr. Beast livestream to see who wins it. I'll watch a recap tomorrow.

[02:03:40] I'm doing the Etsy review tomorrow at one. If the Mr. Beast event's still going on, tough shit.

[02:03:46] You gotta pick what you want to watch live. If it's not me, that's fine. You can tap into the VOD.

[02:03:52] I'm not changing the schedule because it fucks my whole week schedule if I have to move

[02:03:56] shit around so I watch the Mr. Beast stream tomorrow. Carter for the sub. I'm doing

[02:04:01] The Etsy review and we're watching the we fees video tomorrow Monday CS at 330 with killdozer opening cases playing CS random games Minecraft video

[02:04:08] I'm filming after that shorter stream Tuesday. I'm not live once it's going to be a horror games and content King

[02:04:12] Thursday, I'm not live Friday is a chest tournament at four into random tier lists or reacts Saturday early CS stream with Jojo

[02:04:19] As well as random games, baby reacts that next Sunday is going to be reacts April 13th. We have a 988 charity stream charity challenge

[02:04:25] We're going to be playing a bunch of video games

[02:04:27] Then we have 420 on 420 and the 24th we have a geogaster tournament.

[02:04:32] New events coming up.

[02:04:32] Activation point schedule.

[02:04:33] Surreal and JDR for the subcarta for the sub.

[02:04:35] If you have any videos you want to watch or games you want me to play,

[02:04:37] videos you want me to tap, games you want me to tap.

[02:04:39] Lock it in.

[02:04:43] All right.

[02:04:46] 420 Jonco Street?

[02:04:47] No, I'm not doing it with Jonco.

[02:04:49] We're doing a weed mystery box.

[02:04:57] I think if oh my god be just unlocked staff one wait, that's huge. I could buy a staff member now mods ban rumby

[02:05:05] Any spammer ban them. No don't time them out some Russian

[02:05:09] Ban them ban them right now

[02:05:13] Regularly time them out for the rest of this stream any spammer

[02:05:18] fucking order 66 execute execute mods

[02:05:24] Blow them up in Minecraft

[02:05:27] Anyways, no, I think 420 would be fun with Junko, but I think you'd get way too high.

[02:05:38] I think I'll get way too high.

[02:05:40] I think JT would get like paranoid high.

[02:05:42] Grow your team!

[02:05:45] Use the staff book to hire and manage your employees.

[02:05:47] Do applicants for different gateways appear every day?

[02:05:50] Jesus Christ.

[02:05:52] $3 a day?

[02:05:54] Huh. Strong immune system. Motherfuckers we taking sick days. Check out average return

[02:06:08] station average. Check out average return station fast. That's what I want.

[02:06:17] Annie walks quick. I'm hiring him. I'm hiring him because all I want him on is

[02:06:29] return station. I could check people out. I could check people out quick. If he can

[02:06:34] return the movies for me, what are you gonna discuss? Fuck it. Yeah, your V-nax

[02:06:39] on backwards nerd. Holy shit. Wow he is a fucking fast walker. He looks like he's

[02:06:47] speed walking around. You gonna start doing your work? Oh my god wait let's

[02:06:51] watch him.

[02:07:03] Fuck.

[02:07:09] Why is he just watching me like that?

[02:07:14] Oh, wait, wait, wait, wait!

[02:07:20] I think it's just Friday the 13th.

[02:07:23] Should I walk up to him?

[02:07:24] He doesn't have any weapons.

[02:07:26] Should I hand him a flier?

[02:07:31] Stop that!

[02:07:32] Ooh, yeah, ban that guy.

[02:07:35] There we go.

[02:07:37] W mods.

[02:07:38] love my mods for just banning those fucking kids. Jesus Christ.

[02:07:44] Any idea what the tournament is? Any idea what the tournament is? Any idea what the tournament is? Any idea what the tournament is?

[02:07:50] Oh my god, dude. It's literally like, I feel like those people, you know, you know why I love that we just ban them too?

[02:07:56] Is because those, those are the kids. Those are the kids in chat, okay?

[02:08:02] And I'm not going to sit here and say you can't watch me because obviously it's like, you know, if you're not breaking TLS,

[02:08:07] you can tune into the JoBart stream.

[02:08:09] But the people that go into Twitch chats in Turbo Spam are like 5th graders.

[02:08:14] Like actually leave my stream, get the fuck out of here.

[02:08:18] Not only are you annoying, you just shouldn't be watching me.

[02:08:22] And I'm sorry if that upsets you, get the fuck out of here.

[02:08:26] I'm serious.

[02:08:27] I don't want you to watch me.

[02:08:32] Holy hell.

[02:08:34] Like it's just the most annoying thing.

[02:08:36] Yo, come back in like five years, big dog. Jesus.

[02:08:39] Right, thank you for the three.

[02:08:40] I want to try Weeb for the first time on 420.

[02:08:42] What animal should I start with?

[02:08:44] Prep, thank you for the sub, Obese for the sub.

[02:08:45] Conn and Sue, thank you for the sub, Jarod, thank you for the sub.

[02:08:47] Just ask, like, a bud tender at a fucking dispensary.

[02:08:51] And just, like, start well.

[02:08:52] Maybe try with, like, five.

[02:08:54] Wait an hour, see what you feel.

[02:08:55] Nothing, try another five.

[02:08:57] Big thank you for the three.

[02:08:58] Why were you not in the new Mr. Bees video?

[02:08:59] Don't know.

[02:09:00] Prep, thank you for the sub, Johnny for the three.

[02:09:02] Let's show you're going to be here.

[02:09:03] I went to the zoo the other day, but the only ad...

[02:09:05] There was only one animal, it was a shit zoo.

[02:09:07] That doesn't make fucking sense!

[02:09:09] Stop telling jokes in bits.

[02:09:12] I'm done reading them, I'm done reading them,

[02:09:14] I'm done reading them, that doesn't make any sense.

[02:09:17] I went to the zoo the other day,

[02:09:19] but there was only one animal, it was a shit zoo.

[02:09:21] What the fuck does that mean?

[02:09:23] How is that a joke?

[02:09:25] Oh, it was a shit zoo.

[02:09:27] Oh my God.

[02:09:28] I'm gonna fuck it freak out or roping up

[02:09:41] bro I didn't buy oh my god I didn't buy

[02:09:49] anything I need to buy more fucking

[02:09:51] movies bro but I have like no money

[02:09:54] right now power man and cake

[02:09:57] Obviously, we're buying that, jeez.

[02:10:01] The magic gang assault.

[02:10:04] And then we're gonna buy random movies.

[02:10:12] Big money, big money, big money, big money.

[02:10:13] Ooh, all action.

[02:10:15] Oh!

[02:10:16] That's what we needed.

[02:10:17] Did they take 10 random action movies?

[02:10:22] Wait, that's perfect.

[02:10:23] Now we're filling our shelves.

[02:10:25] Yo, Dan, where did that guy go?

[02:10:27] You just gonna take a shit what the fuck happened?

[02:10:29] What what what happened to my employee? Did you just go take a dump?

[02:10:34] He's just like left

[02:10:38] The hag living on Mars

[02:10:41] When did I ever reserve that for someone happy holidays? Yeah, thank you for the fucking

[02:10:47] Thousand I appreciate it Johnny. Thank you. That's right. All right. Yo get back. Yo can this guy get the hell out of the windows

[02:10:54] He's gonna watch us the whole day

[02:10:57] Oh my god, wait, he reserves movies for people.

[02:11:02] Wait, this makes my job so much easier, bro.

[02:11:06] Yo, this is where I just start going handed out flyers.

[02:11:10] We're gonna start making so much money so fast.

[02:11:13] I gotta pay him so much money every day, but I don't even care.

[02:11:17] Come to the movie store, come to the movie store.

[02:11:22] I had no idea you were selling movies at this establishment.

[02:11:26] Oh, movies?

[02:11:31] What's that?

[02:11:36] $9, peanut cash here.

[02:11:38] I can crank that out faster than any buy.

[02:11:42] New movie genre next level.

[02:11:44] This is huge news chat.

[02:11:46] You have a bad movie I can rent tonight.

[02:11:48] Yes, move.

[02:11:52] Bang.

[02:11:57] $6.

[02:11:59] Swightening the queen they call me.

[02:12:01] I'm lightning the queen on the keys, brother.

[02:12:05] Next!

[02:12:07] I see you got three movies there, man.

[02:12:09] One, two, three.

[02:12:11] Money.

[02:12:12] 50 cents.

[02:12:13] Leave.

[02:12:15] Next.

[02:12:19] What did he just do there?

[02:12:22] I think one of I think there's a movie that all my weight now now I'm not gonna know what's

[02:12:32] Now is that customer gonna pay me for that that's a $25 movie that's a $25 movie that's fucking broken

[02:12:42] And I'm making like no money for sale fuck you my agony my money

[02:12:46] Holy...

[02:12:50] Hand out more, hand out more.

[02:12:53] You gonna come in the store and buy some shit?

[02:12:59] Oh my god, I need more flyers.

[02:13:02] More flyers, more flyers.

[02:13:04] More flyers, more flyers.

[02:13:06] So many potential customers.

[02:13:10] Right here, she isn't moving in her hand, never mind.

[02:13:13] Run here potential customer

[02:13:19] I'm running late maybe walk a little faster than dork. Do you have any new movies to recommend?

[02:13:27] We're losing so many copies of the color viola though

[02:13:32] Wait now we're actually churning money more than ever because I could just turbo hand out flyers while he does work

[02:13:37] Do you think it's worth having him as an employee though?

[02:13:42] I spend $53 every day in the 90s.

[02:13:46] What is that in today's money?

[02:13:49] I feel like that's pretty good working at a movie store.

[02:13:52] 53 bucks in the 90s is good money.

[02:13:55] Not now, now you'd be like homeless.

[02:13:58] It's not 500.

[02:14:00] Right now.

[02:14:01] Yeah, you are yeah, you are

[02:14:12] Oh

[02:14:13] No, you're not. Sorry. I missed it. I mistook you for somebody else give her the vegetal

[02:14:20] physics Jesus order a smoothie. I'm calling it right now watch

[02:14:24] Hmm

[02:14:41] You said smoothie, okay, yeah, you know what I meant swashy

[02:14:48] Just gonna ask if you guys are up. Yes

[02:14:50] Yes!

[02:14:51] It's a stroll by, holy shit, you jump scared me.

[02:14:55] The big toe knocking at midnight.

[02:14:57] Ooh!

[02:14:58] Ooh!

[02:14:59] Ooh!

[02:15:00] Ooh!

[02:15:01] Ooh!

[02:15:02] Ooh!

[02:15:03] Ooh!

[02:15:04] Ooh!

[02:15:05] Ooh!

[02:15:06] Ooh!

[02:15:07] It's starting to get annoyed, it's starting to get annoyed by that noise.

[02:15:12] Ooh!

[02:15:13] Alright, let's make a different, let's go, okay I'll check it out.

[02:15:19] See, that's at least a little different.

[02:15:23] Bro, look how many customers we have.

[02:15:27] Oh my god. No, this is actually so worth it just because I can start handing out flyers

[02:15:32] way more than normal. Like normally I would hand out like three flyers a day.

[02:15:36] This guy does his job perfectly. And he puts them all in the right section too.

[02:15:41] The last movie I read it was pretty bad. I'm sure nobody was waiting for it.

[02:15:46] So there's no need to charge me a late fee wrong you pecked it

[02:15:51] Your selection buddy, and you're gonna get 60 pennies

[02:16:01] There's your change 61

[02:16:12] There's your change I've got dude the lines wrap around the door. I need to hurry up

[02:16:16] Martian, yep, yep, yep, yep, reserve, reserve, reserve, we gotta be quick, oh my god look at this line, oh my god look at this line.

[02:16:22] All right, speed standard bar, fastest fingers in the northeast. Hurry up!

[02:16:35] Hurry up!

[02:16:36] Oh my god one movie you're wasting my time buy slushy oh my god imagine if I

[02:16:47] call it again now all right this guy buys a slushy

[02:16:57] I just got lucky all right this guy buys a slushy

[02:17:06] Alright, then the woman buys this Lushie.

[02:17:18] Yo, I'm like not trying to...

[02:17:22] I'm not even gonna say it. I'm not even gonna say it. I'm not even gonna say it.

[02:17:26] Do you have a sad drama movie? Yes.

[02:17:32] Okay, I guess I'll just go fuck myself. I mean don't you see them standing here?

[02:17:37] The explosive family tree it's so sad

[02:17:40] It's not even a jiggle physics, bro

[02:17:42] There's like obvious like pepperoni nipples that they're giving them like I don't understand

[02:17:47] Why why is that like a why is that a part of the game mechanic?

[02:17:50] What do you need question mark where bro look at the character look at the character look at the care

[02:18:04] just look at the character

[02:18:09] Yeah, you're telling me you don't see it. You're telling me you don't see it. You know actually it looks like guy now

[02:18:15] It's on every character.

[02:18:22] First of you're just a perv, I'm not a fucking perv dude, I'm literally looking, I'm engaging

[02:18:29] with a hundred characters in every single one of them has it.

[02:18:37] WOWW!

[02:18:44] You can't prove that I broke my last rental, I won't pay, yes you will.

[02:18:48] I won't pay but I'm never coming back, don't care, you basically just made me all the money that you would give me in your entire life

[02:18:52] because you just had to pay me $20 for a broken fucking movie. Get the hell outta here!

[02:18:57] We need so much money, more money today that this dude. This is a prime employee.

[02:19:04] Wait what?

[02:19:06] 10 work faster 10% of resign

[02:19:12] Bro, hold up

[02:19:16] What is 10% of resign like they'll quit after a certain amount of time

[02:19:23] But what are you getting a slushie at at this hour?

[02:19:28] He quits faster. Why is he quitting? I'm paying him well

[02:19:30] Hell, I'd give this guy a raise.

[02:19:36] Look at him, he's just at the ready.

[02:19:39] All right, let's close down.

[02:19:44] Could I look at him?

[02:19:49] Favorite movie, The Plant Dropout.

[02:19:54] But how do you see what his status effect is at?

[02:19:57] I don't need him to work faster, though.

[02:19:59] I feel like he's working out like a perfect speed.

[02:20:02] How many can hire one employee now?

[02:20:05] These guys suck comparatively.

[02:20:08] All right, well, let's just close the doors.

[02:20:10] I'll go buy shit tomorrow.

[02:20:15] Yeah, $242 still.

[02:20:19] And we're fucking gaining at me so fast.

[02:20:22] Well, times valeturny, five in an hour.

[02:20:27] Do we do one?

[02:20:28] I think we do one or two more days and then we practice a little before the draft thoughts

[02:20:35] Like even if it's just like aiming aiming bullshit

[02:20:42] I think I'm second draft Dean so I'm second worst captain on the books

[02:20:48] But in reality chat, you know I'm cracked so

[02:20:51] You know I actually won D1 Kingsman off-stream and I beat him. That's real knowledge. That's real facts

[02:20:57] You've checked spot. What do you want Kingsman off stream? I'd be an invalid not Marvel. I was oh

[02:21:06] They're just waiting for me to open up. I gotta buy more stuff. We're gonna buy some films. Oh

[02:21:17] Wait a new horror movie release do you buy ten?

[02:21:23] 10? God damn, who would buy this many? Why could he buy 30? I'm gonna buy 10. We're gonna

[02:21:33] buy 10 and we get the stand-up copy. Oh, hold up. Wait, how many more days of the

[02:21:45] I feel like that looks awesome, right and then we can just stock it all right there.

[02:21:58] Is Muda in the tourney?

[02:21:59] Yeah, he's the last captain, so he's the best captain.

[02:22:04] Line the shelves with him.

[02:22:07] These will sell.

[02:22:08] I feel like horror movies sell the best.

[02:22:14] Is it possible to reserve a deranged killer and his dynamite?

[02:22:17] Yes.

[02:22:20] Right?

[02:22:20] Yeah.

[02:22:22] OK, wait, what's up with that?

[02:22:24] We'll do this day, then we'll practice.

[02:22:28] Tape dealers on Tuesday face Saturday.

[02:22:32] Robotics convention on Monday, so that's coming up.

[02:22:35] What happens at the end of the month?

[02:22:37] Does it just go to the next season?

[02:22:39] Fall in the winter?

[02:22:41] Do you think you can start selling like Christmas movies?

[02:22:44] Holiday films?

[02:22:46] That was pretty sick.

[02:22:48] Whoa!

[02:22:50] Whoa!

[02:22:52] Mm, wow.

[02:22:55] Sounded like fucking Minecraft villagers, dude.

[02:23:00] Ron and the Triniot.

[02:23:01] Ah!

[02:23:02] Ah!

[02:23:02] Wow.

[02:23:03] Wow.

[02:23:04] Oh, you just called.

[02:23:07] Ooh.

[02:23:08] Like, oh.

[02:23:09] Okay, you don't need to go woo.

[02:23:10] You already knew you were getting the movie.

[02:23:12] I told you I was reserving it.

[02:23:13] Why are you saying woo?

[02:23:24] What the fuck was that?

[02:23:25] Oh, I needed to rewind.

[02:23:26] It was a late game.

[02:23:30] This guy's a little speed demon on the returns.

[02:23:34] I love it.

[02:23:35] I love it.

[02:23:36] What do you need I reserve the color violet you did a wonderful watch I might add

[02:23:55] Ron's funniest out using different captain now we won't be on my team I

[02:23:59] Was I was talking to my friend the other day

[02:24:01] And he was like asking who was in the tournament. I saw I was like telling I was telling him all the names

[02:24:07] There is a potential doom squad that could be drafted of

[02:24:12] people that just would not click well

[02:24:17] Because there Jinxy Jinxy has a mixture of wholesome streamers like Saikunow and

[02:24:25] very like toxic

[02:24:27] like

[02:24:29] shit talking streamers

[02:24:31] And if they're on the same team, I just feel like that's like a disaster.

[02:24:38] Foxy like you?

[02:24:40] No, like more than me.

[02:24:44] That guy's very short.

[02:24:46] Not judging.

[02:24:49] Just, I was just noticing.

[02:24:55] I think I should get another snack thing.

[02:24:58] Thoughts?

[02:24:58] I get because there's like eight different stacks and I only can pick four. I think I should get another snack shelf and put it on the side

[02:25:06] I think I'd make more money. Oh, maybe with lots of famous quotes

[02:25:10] Yep, yep, yep, yep

[02:25:13] Bad uncle arrest. Oh

[02:25:15] See that's an accurate. Oh

[02:25:19] The only time you should be making that noise

[02:25:23] I'm checking out a customer don't hanging

[02:25:26] 375. There we go. Goldblast Melody right here. There you are. Very happy I could see.

[02:25:36] Dude, why are people spamming my name?

[02:25:56] I just won't talk the rest of the day.

[02:26:13] I'm going to treat it like this is my actual nine to five.

[02:26:18] Find everything you need.

[02:26:21] Next.

[02:26:23] Next.

[02:26:25] Next!

[02:26:28] Oh, I gotta go hand out flyers.

[02:26:32] From the Barks Busters, where we have ball busting movies.

[02:26:37] Barks Busters.

[02:26:44] Oh, sorry, sir.

[02:26:46] How was your day?

[02:26:47] Oh, Blue Raspberry Slushie coming right up.

[02:26:53] There you are.

[02:26:55] fresh just like our movies find everything you need man glad to hear it

[02:27:08] thank you hello all right I'm done I'm done doing the hag living on Mars I don't

[02:27:21] I got every fucking request to reserve that movie in my life, but you know fair game, I guess

[02:27:27] Yo rapido buddy, what are we fucking doing dickhead?

[02:27:32] You see how many movies we got a return here jackass

[02:27:35] 6 p.m. We need people to rent him out what happened you're fast as hell now you suck

[02:27:42] Quick returns quick returns

[02:27:44] I'm not going to fire him yet, it's a second day on the job.

[02:27:55] You know maybe you tried to impress me the first day and now he's sucking on purpose.

[02:27:58] He's trying to see how much he could slack off, he's testing me.

[02:28:02] He's trying to see if I'll cage to him.

[02:28:07] This is a classic alpha male maneuver.

[02:28:10] The color violet here

[02:28:15] That was the wrong movie sorry

[02:28:19] Fire him how do I not fire him, but I make sure he knows I'm the one in charge Wow

[02:28:25] I pee on his collar

[02:28:35] Oh my god

[02:28:39] Yo, Lizzie, taking the five subs.

[02:28:45] One thing of the sub, hit me for the sub, Lizzie for the sub, D4LVPOPPY, Clutch, Axo, JR,

[02:28:51] MC for the sub.

[02:28:52] Yeah, ban this kid.

[02:28:53] I'm sorry, boss.

[02:28:54] You just made your account, you're spamming the same thing.

[02:28:56] I didn't read the message, but you're just spamming the same thing.

[02:28:59] MC Frankie goes late for the sub, right?

[02:29:00] Take it to 3.

[02:29:01] Don't stream ban, they will just go to the YouTube comments if we don't want

[02:29:04] them.

[02:29:05] Okay, for the sub.

[02:29:06] No, they're just gonna make another account.

[02:29:07] Cheat for the sub.

[02:29:08] I'm sorry, I don't...

[02:29:09] If your messages wholesome sad or anything of the sort if you spam, it's a ban if you spam

[02:29:15] It's a ban. That's just the rule

[02:29:17] Okay, I understand some people have sad messages happy messages

[02:29:21] Happy messages things they want to share with the chat maybe with me, but if you span your band

[02:29:27] I don't care what it is. That's the rule. Okay, if you span, it's a band you accept the chat rules

[02:29:35] There's another one. What the fuck

[02:29:39] I mean, I'm just talking to a wall road taking into three

[02:29:46] Here from the thousand buddies clutch for the sub Mike and Ali for the sub sx. Thank you for some

[02:29:53] Anyways I

[02:29:57] Feel bad because some people type some nice messaging chat or something sad and then I ban them

[02:30:02] I feel like an ass, but they made their account ten minutes ago, and they're just spamming nine paragraphs of the same thing

[02:30:07] And so it's just like I have to ban you because if I don't and I allow that then that becomes the entire chat

[02:30:15] Right, it's like you have to kick those people out because if you let that shit slide

[02:30:20] That is what people deem as the normal and then they just copy copy and paste their message because they wanted to be seen

[02:30:27] You see it in big streamers chats. It's annoying as fuck

[02:30:30] That's why half my streams are sub only and that's why I ban so many fucking people because I'm not dealing with that shit

[02:30:36] I don't care. However big my audience becomes. I'm not dealing with that bullshit ass chat

[02:30:41] Okay, I'm not dealing with people that are just spamming because they need me to see their message

[02:30:47] Get the fuck out

[02:30:52] That's just how it's gonna be and I'm not like for the chat the chatters that I've just recently been

[02:30:57] I'm not like saying. Oh, I don't care about what you have to say

[02:31:00] It's more so. Hey man, you can't just front all your shit and just be like

[02:31:04] I'm just gonna copy and paste this, because my message matters more.

[02:31:10] I'm not saying it doesn't, but it's like, you can't just put that in your own mind and then be like,

[02:31:15] oh, if he bans me, I'm the asshole, right?

[02:31:21] You're paying the fee.

[02:31:23] I

[02:31:32] Spam band forever. Yep

[02:31:38] Light spam maybe not my mods will sometimes time people out

[02:31:42] I am way less lenient about that shit if you get Joe Bart

[02:31:46] If Joe Bart sees your spam, you're banned.

[02:31:50] If my mods see your spam, you might get a timeout.

[02:31:54] Maybe a ban. Depends on the mods. Some people are nicer than others.

[02:31:58] I had a family emergency. We lost our goldfish.

[02:32:02] Don't really think that's a big deal, buddy. Sorry, it's a fucking goldfish.

[02:32:11] Throw it in Subolny. I see people testing it.

[02:32:16] I'm sorry. Just real quick.

[02:32:26] Can we ban those people that were just spamming? Just to like, test it to see if they wouldn't get banned or not, because they're fucking toddlers and idiots.

[02:32:36] Keep hitting sub only for a while.

[02:32:38] Here goes the loan for the sub one thing of the thousand of these benefits that's going to graduate next month. That's awesome

[02:32:47] Congratulations black and eat off of the sub alley of the sub

[02:32:51] God damn. All right. I'm done talking about shitty Chad is sometimes let's lock back in

[02:32:57] Jesus it's just so fucking annoying man

[02:32:59] You tell people not to do shit too, and then they just do it anyway

[02:33:02] And it's like I know those are the younger viewers too, bro

[02:33:04] because it's like infantile fucking brain chemistry, bro.

[02:33:08] Like, oh my god, like low IQ, what are we fucking doing, bro?

[02:33:13] You're just trying to piss me off.

[02:33:15] It's annoying.

[02:33:16] And you know you're being annoying.

[02:33:17] And they're getting me a map.

[02:33:20] And so it's like they're winning in the end, I guess.

[02:33:22] But it's like, oh.

[02:33:27] It's like Jinx's viewers.

[02:33:28] Jinx's chat is so big that it's impossible to not

[02:33:31] have a shitty chat.

[02:33:33] genuinely

[02:33:36] If you get that big you have to have yet you would have to sit in Subtle

[02:33:42] Romance movies

[02:33:46] If it gets that big you just have a shitty chat no matter what am I able to buy like a fucking expansion?

[02:33:51] television

[02:34:02] should I buy that

[02:34:10] What do you mean on the wall?

[02:34:21] Yeah I have a TV, but why is it giving me an option to buy another one?

[02:34:27] Oh, in the office?

[02:34:31] Oh, store expansion.

[02:34:33] Holy fuck.

[02:34:35] It's $1,000 for the first expansion.

[02:34:41] Geez. Yeah, but we do scale money pretty quickly.

[02:34:53] I'm going to have to throw it here.

[02:35:06] That works actually works fucking perfectly

[02:35:14] All right, uh, we need to buy

[02:35:19] Are these it's last day, okay, so we'll sell that sign after today

[02:35:25] We're just gonna set this up for the next day

[02:35:27] Just so we have all the romance movies ready the floating magician in love Teddy bears romantic story

[02:35:33] guitar and love our lovely lord the enchanter in autumn can the stuff to a

[02:35:39] feel me pause all I need is my teacher kiss my organ in the sky till doll do us

[02:35:45] part kissing my clown under the moon why are these all have to do like kissing

[02:35:50] God or a clown or a puppet or some other shit what the fuck just kissing

[02:35:59] things. Very random. I will buy just more romance movies, though. Elf Warzone, definitely

[02:36:09] need to buy that as well. That's got to be a steal for sure. What is that TV for? Should

[02:36:15] I buy the TV? I don't know if that'll make me money, but it says it's equipment and

[02:36:22] I have one can I move that now I'm buying one

[02:36:33] what does this do

[02:36:37] It just plays movies.

[02:36:53] Does that do anything for me?

[02:37:03] Oh

[02:37:15] You can't put tapes in

[02:37:24] There's only two fucking channels, I'm selling this

[02:37:28] We just lost a hundred dollars. We just burned a hundred dollars. We just fucking set a hundred dollars on fire

[02:37:33] That was a waste. That was an absolute waste. Oh my god. I can't believe that

[02:37:39] look up

[02:37:41] The slow he is

[02:37:43] He's a sweet old time

[02:37:47] All right, well, we're gonna save real quick

[02:37:50] Okay

[02:37:53] Return

[02:37:55] W rewind segment now

[02:37:59] Chats should we practice for Valorant?

[02:38:03] Or should we do one more day on rewind do a poll either way? I got a piss first

[02:38:07] F

[02:38:08] Uh, Gubalaja Sawyer. It's for the sub DH and hive of the sub DB think of the three. Are you drafting? Yes

[02:38:15] Your favorite thing of the sub it's try and come think of the sub that Michael the subject you go and lump the sub

[02:38:20] Are you dropping for content or to win both?

[02:38:22] I'm gonna draft people that I think I could fucking mend well with as well as people that I

[02:38:28] think are good

[02:38:30] One thing even a thousand bitties

[02:38:35] His jinx he practiced bro jinx he's playing chess again, dude. I didn't practice for this tournament at all

[02:38:43] I

[02:38:45] Don't know the last time I played chess

[02:38:48] I'm not even logged in oh my god

[02:38:58] Oh no he's practicing it is not the

[02:39:04] water guy was this like a war you think

[02:39:10] I could get a ranked game in if we

[02:39:14] We draft in 45 minutes.

[02:39:19] If we won quick.

[02:39:22] Okay, I'll do like a death match.

[02:39:27] X bit for the sub.

[02:39:28] Well, for the sub, that's over the three.

[02:39:30] Did he watch the Artemis launch?

[02:39:31] Yes, my cousin engineered the big orange bit

[02:39:34] on the space shuttle.

[02:39:35] That's awesome.

[02:39:36] Came out of the chore for the sub.

[02:39:39] I feel like we could get a ranked game in.

[02:39:42] I'm in bronze right now.

[02:39:45] I peaked flat, but I played, it's because I haven't played in like five episodes.

[02:39:49] Wait, why am I getting spam friend requests?

[02:39:53] I thought I had friend requests off.

[02:40:03] We're queuing a ranked game.

[02:40:09] Chat we get a ranked game in.

[02:40:11] We get a ranked game, right?

[02:40:16] Surely.

[02:40:17] Dude, how long could a Val game go?

[02:40:24] More than 30 minutes?

[02:40:26] Probably not.

[02:40:27] Juan is extra for the sub, Brad for the sub.

[02:40:30] Dream of the sub and Drake for the sub.

[02:40:33] 16 OT it's dude it's 457 it's 11 to 12 I'm sweating bullets jinks he's going

[02:40:44] where's Joe I'm like

[02:40:51] where's Joe you got it you gotta believe me you gotta believe me I'm trying I don't

[02:41:00] I don't know if I want to play, I don't know if I want to play Raise on this map.

[02:41:05] Who should I play today? I think I'm a raised sky today.

[02:41:09] Raised sky. I would play like Raina, I'd play Clove.

[02:41:15] I don't really want to play Clove though. I play Breach. I love Breach.

[02:41:22] I don't really play him often though. We have Smokes. I don't know what he does.

[02:41:27] who is that actually I'll just play I'll just play signal yeah you just play

[02:41:34] sample you fucking child

[02:41:41] hey ho it's not in it I have no idea am I open like oh thank fuck I'm not open

[02:41:51] like how's it going team

[02:41:57] What'd you say?

[02:41:59] I said how's it going?

[02:42:01] Oh, it's going pretty well.

[02:42:04] That's awesome.

[02:42:05] Glad to hear.

[02:42:08] You have a very soothing voice.

[02:42:11] God, I'm so awkward.

[02:42:12] Oh my god.

[02:42:13] I just can't hear me.

[02:42:14] I'm like, I'm right before it cuts.

[02:42:16] Oh.

[02:42:25] Are you doing reaction bits later?

[02:42:26] Hell no.

[02:42:27] This Valorant tournament's gonna take like fucking four hours.

[02:42:31] I gotta change my DPI.

[02:42:34] I think that's good.

[02:42:44] When am I gonna practice for chess?

[02:42:46] That's the big thing.

[02:42:47] You sound like Joe.

[02:42:48] Oh, God, this fucking guy.

[02:42:52] Oh my God.

[02:42:53] It's literally like every game, bro.

[02:42:54] I'm gonna get out of this fucking elo.

[02:42:56] I'm gonna get in like, I'm gonna get in like on Keyloh.

[02:43:00] Whenever I play a game where I'm low elo,

[02:43:02] everybody knows who I am.

[02:43:04] That just shows my chat sucks if I do anything else.

[02:43:09] You guys, when you guys say I'm ass,

[02:43:11] you guys are as ass as me.

[02:43:13] Because every fucking, every, every low elo lobby I'm in,

[02:43:16] somebody goes, are you Joe?

[02:43:19] I think I know you.

[02:43:20] Oh wow.

[02:43:27] Oh, wow.

[02:43:34] Ah ha ha.

[02:43:40] Ah!

[02:43:42] No, no, no, no!

[02:43:48] out of charge is one enemy remaining I don't want to peek that I don't need to

[02:43:57] play defensively Joe I'm gonna wide peek I'm gonna wide swing

[02:44:04] He's dead.

[02:44:11] I barely got him, he got him, that was such a cooler ghost.

[02:44:20] Alright so now this is a bye round so I'm going to be an absolute shut and go specter

[02:44:25] full shield and I'm rushing A. We also have your 9 and 22 with Kingsman, yeah I was also

[02:44:31] high out of my mind there and now I'm fully locked chat you don't understand

[02:44:36] gorilla thinking of five gifted WB you and an ox for the subred to the sub

[02:44:41] somebody banned marshmallow

[02:44:46] well let me get a head tap with this real quick

[02:44:51] spike down beam light assist slight work

[02:45:01] Swinging. Swinging.

[02:45:11] Even trade. Even trade. Even trade. It was R by. I found that one by. Oh my god.

[02:45:20] God wolf spiders is so ass bro. Oh my god. Bro wolf spiders so ass.

[02:45:27] Sorry, that's not a nice strat. That's fucking terrible

[02:45:33] So I just are being like really sad and savvy didn't hang on to that guess never gonna get out of this rank

[02:45:40] My friends make funny green bronze

[02:45:44] Such a loser

[02:45:48] Kind of implying that they're also losers

[02:45:50] Oh no I'm not going to do it yet, Chad, it's 1-1.

[02:45:55] I'm going to P-Fest and if I get head tapped I'll do it.

[02:46:00] Marry for sub.

[02:46:03] Otherwise I'm going to get fully ego'd, watch.

[02:46:08] Keep going, keep going.

[02:46:14] I'm going to keep-

[02:46:19] Need for

[02:46:23] Offer time robot out swing don't know what that is what is that shit?

[02:46:36] Spike down beat

[02:46:42] My god

[02:46:48] I knew he was gonna be there, too.

[02:46:50] All right, fine.

[02:46:53] I'm so bad.

[02:46:56] Great, the plan is never mind, just keep going.

[02:46:59] We're gonna start doing it.

[02:47:00] We're gonna start doing it.

[02:47:01] You gotta do slight remarks.

[02:47:03] I'll start weeping in five rounds if we keep losing.

[02:47:06] Let's just go A.

[02:47:06] Let's go A.

[02:47:07] Let's go A.

[02:47:09] Okay, okay.

[02:47:12] I believe you.

[02:47:13] I believe you.

[02:47:17] True it, thank you for the thousand five-inch buddies,

[02:47:19] watch me play value eight eggs with your hands.

[02:47:21] Yeah, that was a bad day.

[02:47:22] Zombie, thank you for the three-inch buddies.

[02:47:24] You're here for the short night,

[02:47:24] now you're gonna do great.

[02:47:25] Thank you, I appreciate that.

[02:47:27] I don't even know what the fuck I just bought.

[02:47:30] Are you playing in tourney?

[02:47:31] Yeah, in like 30 minutes.

[02:47:35] Bad news.

[02:47:38] It's might be hard right here.

[02:47:39] Get over, you're dead.

[02:47:45] I'm going around the shower.

[02:47:47] And these guys a smoke and stuff we got it

[02:48:02] I'm one

[02:48:17] What the fuck is that?

[02:48:30] He's still there.

[02:48:32] I'm going for it.

[02:48:36] 30 seconds left.

[02:48:38] Got a little life on the edge.

[02:48:42] Wait for their rotate.

[02:48:44] They're gonna rotate chat.

[02:48:45] Trust.

[02:48:47] Get out of here!

[02:48:57] Damn it!

[02:49:05] Grilla and Apollo think of this stuff.

[02:49:08] Chat, this is bad. I needed to fucking 13-0 them for us to finish this before the draft.

[02:49:13] Oh no!

[02:49:15] I'm selling.

[02:49:17] Oh my god, Hyped the Nightmare is fucking one and three

[02:49:26] Geez geez the chat is the bandit a good weapon

[02:49:35] Quick thanks back

[02:49:39] Ned why is it six hundred hours? J taking the stock

[02:49:42] I need you to throw a nade at the entrance to get all the trips.

[02:49:52] Sir, yes sir.

[02:49:55] Spikers don't.

[02:49:57] Throw it now, throw it now, throw it now.

[02:49:59] Ready!

[02:50:01] Enemy spotted speed.

[02:50:05] Yo, what did he want me to throw that at?

[02:50:08] I literally have no idea.

[02:50:11] Like what was he what was he trying to tell me to throw that out?

[02:50:33] Last player standing

[02:50:35] Dude what the fuck man? Oh my god, and I get so used to see a scene where you fucking drag where you drag

[02:50:41] I just have to tap I just have to tap a fire. I just have to tap fire chat. That's what this game is

[02:50:47] They all this game is is

[02:50:51] I'm doing I'm doing the fucking and that doesn't work you can't do that

[02:50:58] I gotta go I gotta tap straight

[02:51:00] or even but there's no counter-straping in this game

[02:51:07] you just full stop you can you just aren't very good at it

[02:51:13] okay Brady okay Brady

[02:51:18] okay Brady

[02:51:21] alright this guy knows everything about the game

[02:51:25] Just in case of a flank, we push forward, what is that, what is that, what is that, what is that?

[02:51:37] You have to stop and learn something to all of us are, it would likely be useful.

[02:51:45] Oh rain it, rain a shower, rain a shower.

[02:51:50] Oh, I'm ready for this great job team

[02:52:00] Wonderful work God, maybe we'll be able to get out of wrong

[02:52:05] Also, whenever ready those I got my dreams somebody just shoot my dreams it's silver elo

[02:52:12] Oh my god, I'm making you do have a silver call tag by my right

[02:52:18] Wow

[02:52:20] That'd be crazy good.

[02:52:26] If only.

[02:52:27] Pull ahead and it's over one.

[02:52:30] My god.

[02:52:31] That'd be like a legacy.

[02:52:33] One of them instant moved up.

[02:52:38] Okay.

[02:52:39] Get that.

[02:52:40] Literally knew he was going to do that too.

[02:52:46] My god.

[02:52:47] My god.

[02:52:48] I need my team moving out, moving out, moving out.

[02:52:56] Pork, pork.

[02:52:59] Hello.

[02:53:18] One enemy remaining.

[02:53:20] Grenade!

[02:53:26] Bring them down.

[02:53:42] Joker, thank you for the five gift hits.

[02:53:44] Rose for the sub.

[02:53:46] Oh my god dude this guy's here just stroked for the vibes dude almost pop crack

[02:53:50] I'll carry myself out of this ranked earth rival

[02:53:53] Eughhh chat do you see the charm?

[02:53:55] Do you see the charm? Episode 6

[02:53:58] Episode 6, Platinum

[02:54:01] Platinum

[02:54:03] That's a Bob Gold

[02:54:05] Yo Sheriff

[02:54:07] I'm not going Sheriff I have fucking money

[02:54:11] Y'all carried? I did not get carried to plat I solo queued on stream

[02:54:15] Keep the VODs. Keep the VODs, Decad.

[02:54:18] I'm slinging.

[02:54:28] Little alt point.

[02:54:45] What is that?

[02:54:54] No elbow elbow I know exactly

[02:55:04] Oh my god

[02:55:06] Oh my god, I'll just go fist myself. Oh my god, I'll just go fist myself literally

[02:55:17] Yo, hello?

[02:55:18] It's a pick-up on the first, uh, the first call.

[02:55:31] I'm totally ready I'm totally locked I am in the discord server yes yep see in

[02:55:56] 20 minutes. Okay, we need to win this game. It's three to five. I got to come plant to my team.

[02:56:08] I'm out of here!

[02:56:10] I'm still walking on.

[02:56:12] I'm still walking on.

[02:56:14] Totally walking on.

[02:56:18] Planning.

[02:56:26] Mom, buddy, that shit, I wrap around.

[02:56:28] You don't know what that just did.

[02:56:30] I

[02:56:35] Like what the fuck is the end of the fuck is

[02:56:41] How you can't get shoulders no control in the recoil it's tap tap tap tap tap

[02:56:45] I'm gonna tell myself that the fucking at every time

[02:56:53] I'm gonna task

[02:57:00] Four monks of a sub GD and rose from the sub tap tap like this

[02:57:06] I'm used to see ass I always drag

[02:57:10] Tap double fire double fire every time

[02:57:19] I'm ready. I'm not playing phantom you nerd

[02:58:00] Scypher is the biggest loser chud character in the entire game bro.

[02:58:17] Wires really that's right minus I can in rainbow brother. Nice

[02:58:25] Raina unknown oh

[02:58:28] She's garden worst whatever. Hey, I'll do you one better right now buddy. I'm in bronze right right now

[02:58:34] Nice

[02:58:39] And they get the plan off my team so good

[02:58:47] safe for my team don't you play captain yes because I'm ass at rainbow

[02:58:54] wolf spiders ready to get that made from I love wolf spiders well that's the

[02:59:04] full story through and through there we go very interesting

[02:59:13] This one begins. Tap fire, tap fire, tap fire, tap fire, tap fire, tap fire, tap fire, tap fire, tap fire, tap fire.

[02:59:21] They seem slumbering.

[02:59:24] That's a spike down.

[02:59:30] This is slumbering.

[02:59:31] It's over. You're dead.

[02:59:33] Slumbering out.

[02:59:34] Oh, look at it.

[02:59:36] Look at it. Ready? Watch this.

[02:59:43] This game is actually fucking ass. I have an RPG the size of my fucking

[02:59:51] Alright, turn on the CT still. I'm holding that shit. I'm holding that shit like this.

[02:59:56] I fucking shoot it within five feet of your body to draw a line.

[03:00:02] You'll be blown into smithereens. Red Miss. Red Miss.

[03:00:07] And you don't want to not look forward to playing. Who's the fuck that has that one ability that just got a full shoot?

[03:00:13] I

[03:00:29] Get the fuck out of here, dude

[03:00:37] Why am I carrying the spike thank you I'm an entry duelist

[03:00:41] I will die with the bomb

[03:00:46] I'm going it outlaw they never peeked this though, but this time they will watch

[03:00:58] Yes, I forgot this robot somewhere

[03:01:11] Ah

[03:01:28] Got you on time buddy your month

[03:01:34] One enemy remain

[03:01:41] I

[03:01:43] Swing it

[03:01:45] Nice round

[03:01:49] Success, I may we may have predicted that this was gonna happen now

[03:01:59] We may have predicted this I

[03:02:01] Said we really can't go OT here. This would be really bad

[03:02:07] Should I when should I break it to the team when it's like 8-8?

[03:02:11] I'd go, hey guys. Bad news. So, I may have to leave in like 10 minutes or something, so.

[03:02:25] We should have played Deathmatch.

[03:02:28] What, it's 12-12? You know, see, I go, so.

[03:02:34] About playing this whole round-out and everything.

[03:02:41] There.

[03:02:43] Shadows.

[03:02:45] Bro, what?

[03:02:47] Bro, what?

[03:02:49] Cut!

[03:02:51] I'm behind the box!

[03:02:53] I'm behind the box!

[03:02:55] I got needy in the drop though.

[03:02:57] I'm dead. Count it.

[03:02:59] Bam!

[03:03:01] Oh my god.

[03:03:03] Crack.

[03:03:07] Enemy remaining, Crack.

[03:03:09] bike down a player standing die

[03:03:20] okay I only have like 78 carnage left probably doesn't know die

[03:03:30] yo cloak thank you for the fucking raid well where are you streaming that'd

[03:03:35] What do you quote?

[03:03:36] Ah, shout out quote.

[03:03:37] What's up, Ralph?

[03:03:40] I'm definitely gonna marshal here.

[03:03:43] Like a loser.

[03:03:45] Like a loser, I marshal this corner.

[03:03:50] Saved from the fun number?

[03:03:51] Well, it's the fun number for their team right now.

[03:03:54] Okay.

[03:03:55] Interesting.

[03:03:56] Why are we why are we rotating B bro they smoked a

[03:04:26] I think I'm getting the A. Yeah, I'd say so.

[03:04:42] I'm running!

[03:04:44] Don't worry team, I'm on my way!

[03:04:52] I'm running don't worry team on my way

[03:05:05] I

[03:05:14] Who could

[03:05:19] No

[03:05:23] Fire fire fire I got lucky there and it

[03:05:27] And we save the Marshall Jack we save the Marshall and we peak B long

[03:05:37] This is the strategy of a century. I hit him in the toe nude masters stood no chance to my toe shot

[03:05:45] Hang up the sniper

[03:05:48] Worse problems by the way for you for giving Glock and off of the side

[03:05:57] I could go here real rescue they know I'm here

[03:06:27] 8-7.

[03:06:28] 15 minutes.

[03:06:29] 15 minutes.

[03:06:30] I feel the strain.

[03:06:31] Lock it up.

[03:06:32] Yo, let's cut the bi-phase down, eh?

[03:06:33] Let's cut the bi-phase down.

[03:06:34] Maybe speed this up a little bit.

[03:06:35] Yo, let's go.

[03:06:36] Let's go.

[03:06:37] Let's go.

[03:06:38] Yeah, let's cut the by-phase down it

[03:06:51] Maybe speed this up a little bit

[03:06:57] Yo, I haven't even talked to you guys about who I think we should draft

[03:07:01] So oh

[03:07:03] We might be kind of on the fly just picking a team

[03:08:08] two in you all

[03:08:29] was that not on their head we get an instant replay of that shot was that not on their

[03:08:36] head dude that wasn't even a two tap chat I literally two taps and then just

[03:08:40] got head tapped I surrounded by me 88 we won't lose 10 10 I'll let him know 10

[03:08:48] 10 I'll go so I have to go I have to leave

[03:08:58] and not be able to stay around for this round maybe lose I'll just cue an FF

[03:09:05] Jyx is in a game too? Oh, awesome.

[03:09:12] Bro. They instantly die and I have a fucking outlaw.

[03:09:22] I'm gonna get- I'm gonna get ac-

[03:09:29] I'm gonna get FUCKED when I peek this.

[03:09:36] My team's got a bobbin bag. Nevermind.

[03:09:56] I'm not gonna do that during the tourney chat, trust.

[03:10:00] No, actually, I'm so serious not actually so serious chat. I would not do that. No during the tournament. I'm not doing that. I

[03:10:07] Wouldn't peak that

[03:10:09] I'm so serious. I would not be that bro watch. Okay. I'm gonna play like this. This is a turning round

[03:10:14] Imagine this is my five stack versus their five stack. This is what I'm doing

[03:10:18] I don't know what's up.

[03:10:25] Placing swarm grenades.

[03:10:28] Placing swarm grenades.

[03:10:30] Coming up on.

[03:10:33] You got them, buddy!

[03:10:36] Boom!

[03:10:38] Rename!

[03:10:40] That's a lot of me just off that a lot of me just off that

[03:11:00] That was a bronze all five ever seen one

[03:11:12] hundred Phoenix hundred Phoenix

[03:11:17] I think they're still one in hookah. Yeah, well your killjoy you could hold it.

[03:11:32] Watch his limp body get thrown right now. Planting on.

[03:11:40] Planted

[03:11:55] One enemy remaining

[03:12:00] Oh short short you all you all

[03:12:10] Nice.

[03:12:12] I diffuse things in my sleep.

[03:12:17] Thrift piece.

[03:12:22] All I need is spare parts.

[03:12:26] Yo, yo, yo, that, that's like we're in bronze.

[03:12:30] They see I don't eat that and they're like, I'm just going to hold this angle.

[03:12:33] They're definitely going to swig me.

[03:12:35] They're going to swig me for sure.

[03:12:37] I need you source who's going

[03:12:43] Shot a right in the temple

[03:12:49] It's nine nine this is bad

[03:12:52] This is not ideal be ten minutes, but I think somebody else will be late chat is Jinxie mid game

[03:12:59] All right, let's speed this round up. I'm peeking showers

[03:13:07] Oh, he's in swift play.

[03:13:21] Foucault, one set of steps.

[03:13:23] Fuck.

[03:13:24] Alright, we'll just win these next four rounds.

[03:14:03] Bad

[03:14:06] How is Asian bad girl 23 and 11 right now bro, but she tried to fake the plan

[03:14:13] TP, but wait, I think they're planning. Wow. I think they're just planning

[03:14:20] You hear that loud ass noise TP

[03:14:24] I'll go be don't worry

[03:14:28] We just gotta win the next three rounds know something

[03:14:33] They're all A.

[03:14:40] KJ they're going A. KJ hold A until they actively plant.

[03:15:23] I

[03:15:27] One enemy remaining don't interrupt my work where is brown

[03:15:36] Where's the guy on the other team?

[03:15:47] Let me buy somebody

[03:15:49] Beyond Reclass?

[03:15:56] Yeah, well, I'll be Max Kratz.

[03:16:00] Let me buy it.

[03:16:04] Okay, or not, and we don't understand how Eco works in this game.

[03:16:07] Raise you sound familiar?

[03:16:09] I'm a quadruple cop.

[03:16:12] I

[03:16:21] Doesn't that's actually wild that's actually wild that's actually wild how bad this fucking all is

[03:16:29] I mean like you're giving me you're going. Oh, hey, it's just a rocket launcher. I don't think I've had I think I've hit one all

[03:16:35] 144

[03:16:37] So what I blew off his leg, but he lived I fucking blew his leg clean off, but he's like

[03:16:47] And he's still lying

[03:16:50] They got him on life support. They brought him back. Don't worry sage fucking sage. I

[03:16:57] Shield bubble on him

[03:17:01] How they're going out

[03:17:33] Oh my God!

[03:17:38] God, you're such a dork.

[03:17:42] You could've ran, Wolf Spiders!

[03:17:44] You could've ran!

[03:17:46] You could've ran!

[03:17:47] They had a plan!

[03:17:48] Oh my God, it's 11-10.

[03:17:50] This is doom.

[03:17:51] This is doom and gloom right now.

[03:17:55] This is so bad.

[03:17:56] I'm hopping.

[03:17:57] I'm hopping.

[03:17:58] If it's 11-11, I'm gonna fucking throw up.

[03:18:07] Bro, make it 12-10, we just win, dude, please.

[03:18:10] We pull by.

[03:18:11] We need to double off right now.

[03:18:14] This might be bad play.

[03:18:16] I'm not gonna buy off.

[03:18:18] I heard one sand.

[03:18:24] I know exactly where you are well no point in fucking slow-walking

[03:18:34] I don't know what to do with him.

[03:18:41] Spike down A.

[03:18:46] Last player standing.

[03:18:55] Grenade!

[03:18:57] Sackle out.

[03:18:59] Spike planted.

[03:19:04] Fucking trash this game is so fucking trash this game is so fucking trash this game is so fucking trash this game is so fucking trash

[03:19:08] Why is it 1111? Why is it 1111? Why is it 1111?

[03:19:17] So if it goes 1212 I'm gonna freak out

[03:19:21] There's got to be going full OCE dude. I'd rather lose at this point if we lose this net

[03:19:33] I'm out of here fucking corn ball character dude

[03:19:45] They're not a or they're not be

[03:19:51] Let's run out of a okay, maybe they're gonna be now because it's up and killed on the link. I'm gonna hop a ray I

[03:19:58] Feel like they're gonna go

[03:20:00] Okay, no, they're gonna be well

[03:20:26] One is too good

[03:21:00] There we go. There we go. One more round. Both we lose this round.

[03:21:03] We lose this round.

[03:21:04] If we lose this round, we literally said it was going to go 12-12.

[03:21:07] It's going to be a fucking triple O.T. dude.

[03:21:09] Two brain dead teams fighting each other.

[03:21:11] We got Neon that's 9 and 22, brother. Holy.

[03:21:17] Wait, I'm going to drop this here and I'll buy an op for myself.

[03:21:21] And I'm going to peek.

[03:21:24] Uh, no, not that young.

[03:21:30] Okay, okay, didn't need it request and I just sold my off for no fucking reason. Well

[03:21:39] What's just

[03:21:44] Brain dead team by me by me by me by me. I sell my off. Hello, you didn't request

[03:22:00] Oh, it's going to see. Oh, it's going to see. I got to get to get to see.

[03:22:10] Unless they win. They could win.

[03:22:16] And they suck. And they suck. And we're in F***ing O2.

[03:22:21] Okay.

[03:22:23] Over time.

[03:22:30] hold up God I hope you just either win or lose both rounds off rep I'm calling

[03:22:39] Jinxie

[03:22:50] so Jinxie can you hear me? I'm doing great just letting you know I'm ready but

[03:22:57] you know maybe could we like push back like two minutes because I'm in a O2

[03:23:00] T right now it's 12 12 okay okay thank you thank you bye thank fuck

[03:23:30] NOOOOOO!

[03:23:32] Ow!

[03:23:33] Oh my god, I pulled out the boom bot as Reina decides to sling me.

[03:23:39] Pulling a Tyler Ninja Blevins, I'm getting stream sniped.

[03:23:49] Oh my god, my spot throw has half trigger discipline.

[03:23:53] Half trigger discipline.

[03:23:54] Half trigger newbie.

[03:23:56] Half trigger newbie, you let them walk there, buddy.

[03:23:58] I mean come on have you never seen it's tinny gameplay

[03:24:18] Thirty seconds left we're squinting with a katana. Why did they add that into the game?

[03:24:24] That always been an item

[03:24:26] Gd

[03:24:28] Pinging for them because they don't know where TPS probably.

[03:24:34] It's in the Oni Bumble.

[03:24:37] Oni Pixel.

[03:24:39] GG and Ticep on the sub.

[03:24:49] We're losing this game.

[03:24:54] Now we're on defense, bro.

[03:24:59] Matching sides.

[03:25:00] Presentation is for amateurs, let's go.

[03:25:05] Does anybody need a buy?

[03:25:07] Yo, actually fully given up, bro.

[03:25:11] 5000 creds.

[03:25:12] Five dot, I think he's insinuating that he's not useful to the team and us having

[03:25:17] a gun that we would desire is better than him having a gun.

[03:25:21] Yes.

[03:25:22] Wow, Omen just said yes.

[03:25:25] Did he meaningfully voice on that?

[03:25:28] Oh, we pushed this.

[03:25:49] Bro made noise.

[03:26:20] One enemy remaining.

[03:26:22] Three for me!

[03:26:23] Let's make it!

[03:26:24] Ah!

[03:26:25] Oh, shit!

[03:26:26] I'm just fighting!

[03:26:27] Ah!

[03:26:28] Ah!

[03:26:29] Ah!

[03:26:30] Ah!

[03:26:31] Ah!

[03:26:32] Ah!

[03:26:33] Ah!

[03:26:34] Ah!

[03:26:35] Ah!

[03:26:36] Ah!

[03:26:37] Ah!

[03:26:38] Ah!

[03:26:39] Ah!

[03:26:40] Ah!

[03:26:41] Ah!

[03:26:42] Ah!

[03:26:43] Ah!

[03:26:44] Ah!

[03:26:45] Ah!

[03:26:46] Ah!

[03:26:47] I planted god damn it if we get 1v3

[03:27:08] You hole

[03:27:47] So I'm in bronze too, bro. This is like actually disgrace right now. Yo, 99 combat score iron,

[03:28:01] bro. This is unreal, bro. And I have no and before people shit on me, look, haven't played,

[03:28:08] didn't play, didn't play, didn't play, didn't play, didn't play, didn't play, didn't play, I

[03:28:14] I did play I got ranked gold apparently and then didn't play I got played that one

[03:28:18] I played that one up and then I played okay, but

[03:28:24] Up there's flat and there's gold and there's black okay Jesus Christ dude fuck

[03:28:34] All right, I gotta join this discord that's day for the sub reg even for the three

[03:28:39] I'm going to go back and play.

[03:28:46] So, we're going to help you.

[03:28:49] Yo, am I last captain?

[03:28:52] Uh, three, six, seven, yes.

[03:28:55] Wow, Joe. Wow, Joe.

[03:28:57] I was mid ranked in.

[03:28:59] Okay. So, guys, we need to know what's the right.

[03:29:02] Right now.

[03:29:04] Or peak.

[03:29:06] You guys know there's a long rank one right now last call by the way.

[03:29:09] Muda, you win traded, right?

[03:29:11] Muda win traded by the way.

[03:29:12] Just so you guys know.

[03:29:13] Okay, so basically, we as a choir, we as a committee have to be unbiased, remember,

[03:29:19] this is unbiased.

[03:29:20] We need to come together as a group and decide who is the most skilled and least

[03:29:26] skilled in this group in order that way the draft can be there for all.

[03:29:29] They said literally lost the Stokey.

[03:29:31] How is Stokey?

[03:29:32] Okay, we're going to turn it so I should be the first captain.

[03:29:34] So Muda is gonna have the last pick because Muda is right.

[03:29:37] I think he gets first pick Muda gets last pick.

[03:29:41] I was worse than this thing, bro.

[03:29:46] I'm worse than him.

[03:29:48] I feel like NCS agents are slightly better than me.

[03:29:52] NCS, like slightly.

[03:29:53] For the best players, the best players is Muda, then Ron, and then me.

[03:29:58] I think in this call.

[03:29:59] Wait, so, this motherfucker's trying to hustle again.

[03:30:02] I think Jason gets sucked into a lot.

[03:30:04] I think Jason gets sucked into a lot.

[03:30:05] Yeah, Jason's bad at me.

[03:30:06] No, no.

[03:30:08] And Jason, you're, you know, you have like, no.

[03:30:12] Jason's saying he's worse than Ron.

[03:30:14] Ron's saying he's worse than Jason.

[03:30:16] I picked a Senate 3.

[03:30:17] OK, OK, OK.

[03:30:18] But I hit a mortal before Senate was a thing.

[03:30:20] You're immortal?

[03:30:21] No, but I hit it before.

[03:30:22] I said I said I should not be a right person.

[03:30:24] But I never hit a mortal.

[03:30:25] Yeah, OK.

[03:30:26] No matter what.

[03:30:27] Wait, tell me about that.

[03:30:28] But I know it was in battle.

[03:30:30] I told you.

[03:30:31] My skills yes, well, I'm pretty fucking crack but because I come from CS right so it goes one yeah, but weren't you third pick in the CS

[03:30:41] O'Neill is like a pro case opener

[03:30:49] Yes, yes, what's your skills brown bus like what do you in terms of what in Valor like or CS or how?

[03:30:57] Yeah

[03:31:01] I'm not. No, no, no, no, no,

[03:31:05] Lacey, don't do that. Wait,

[03:31:07] raise your hand if you're unranked.

[03:31:09] I'm level five. You didn't tell me Lacey's never had a rank.

[03:31:11] You mean to tell me that? I'm on level five.

[03:31:13] I'm level five. Oh, no, you're unranked.

[03:31:15] This guy, I'm unranked, yes.

[03:31:18] Yo, I feel like I know.

[03:31:19] Have you ever had a rank in this game?

[03:31:23] Age is the power. There's no fucking cases, bro.

[03:31:25] He doesn't play the game. Yeah, fuck.

[03:31:28] Raise your hand.

[03:31:30] Raise your hand if you've ever been ranked in battle.

[03:31:35] I've been ranked.

[03:31:36] That leaves literally me and Lacey, okay, so.

[03:31:39] No, Lacey got placed higher, I think.

[03:31:41] Wait, yeah, wait.

[03:31:42] I don't have a five.

[03:31:44] No, wait, I swear we played ranked before.

[03:31:46] I don't think we have.

[03:31:49] So it looks like me and Lacey

[03:31:50] are probably the worst players, bro,

[03:31:51] because we're not ranked.

[03:31:52] It's not how that works, bro.

[03:31:53] That's not how that works, game.

[03:31:55] That's not how it works.

[03:31:56] We just need to pick, look, we just need to pick.

[03:31:58] No, fuck that, I don't want to pick.

[03:31:59] No, I'm last pick!

[03:32:01] Fuck no.

[03:32:02] No, what are you doing?

[03:32:04] He's the first picker in the whole

[03:32:04] I'm getting back to back picks.

[03:32:05] You get the eighth and I pick.

[03:32:06] Also, the first picker

[03:32:07] is taking his act.

[03:32:09] It's predicted that you're probably

[03:32:10] gonna go like 30 and three in these games.

[03:32:13] Yeah, most likely.

[03:32:14] Most likely.

[03:32:14] Mood up LL.

[03:32:15] He's got like four weights tied to your end.

[03:32:19] Mood up, Mood up should have his first round pick,

[03:32:21] Rob de Hembrough.

[03:32:22] He did actually start the same round.

[03:32:23] He just doesn't.

[03:32:24] Oh, I mean not.

[03:32:25] Yeah.

[03:32:26] Oh, I know.

[03:32:27] You got two second round picks.

[03:32:29] One second we all pick and mooder gets the rest you know what I mean?

[03:32:59] good job. Okay, uh, all right.

[03:33:05] So, okay, me and Lacey haven't

[03:33:07] been ranked. Look, I'm not

[03:33:08] really good on mouse. I'm good

[03:33:09] on controller. This is a mouse

[03:33:10] game. I'm not good at valing.

[03:33:12] You could plug in a controller.

[03:33:14] I'm not gonna do that. Lacey,

[03:33:16] I'll give you the courtesy of

[03:33:17] first pick. If I get a second

[03:33:23] What? You're gonna give Lacey

[03:33:24] first. Why are you giving

[03:33:25] Lacey a pick? No, no,

[03:33:26] you're better. Definitely better

[03:33:27] I'm so shit, I never even played that game before, I'm so shit.

[03:33:31] No, I'm just gonna, please, please.

[03:33:33] Bro, bro, Lacey is a try hard game, baby.

[03:33:37] Now, aside from that video, I mean, I don't know what happened.

[03:33:40] I'll be honest, I didn't want to bring it up, but it's fine.

[03:33:44] Point is, he's really good at Mousin' Keys.

[03:33:45] So if this is your first time really doing,

[03:33:47] you don't play Mousin' Keys, you're giving me a win.

[03:33:49] Jixi, you need respect, Jixi, you need respect.

[03:33:50] Thank you, all right?

[03:33:52] I'll take second, I'll take second.

[03:33:53] Second, please.

[03:33:53] I'm taking, I'm taking, I'm taking, I'm taking.

[03:33:56] I think A.G.A. is way worse than Lacey. He's naturally just a shittier.

[03:34:08] Can I air eight picks and you give me your thoughts?

[03:34:12] Yeah. Joe, you give me your power rankings and now, yeah.

[03:34:46] Listen to me, listen to me, Joe, Joe.

[03:34:49] Everyone type in Jason Wayne versus

[03:34:50] Stavro-Ronato Valorant-Rovey 1 and see how Ron fries me.

[03:34:53] Just watch.

[03:34:54] It's really good.

[03:34:55] I did play Ron in C-acid of Rovey Brown, he was very good.

[03:34:59] Yes.

[03:35:00] That's old Ron, Ron, Ron.

[03:35:02] This was three days ago.

[03:35:04] This was three weeks ago.

[03:35:06] I don't even think it's like logically in my brain.

[03:35:12] I don't think it's fair for like,

[03:35:14] Ron to get a pick and then Muda gets a pick like right after like I actually I'm not even trolling when I say this

[03:35:21] I think we should just pick everyone and then Muda gets the last four since he's literally

[03:35:55] They let the official battle it so you're cooked Mudo. That's what we're doing, bro. You're not getting picks, bro

[03:36:01] Yeah, how is that there?

[03:36:04] That is very horrible. I'm gonna get that word

[03:36:08] About it. Thanks. Go listen. I genuinely think question. Is it is there money in this? Yeah, so I'm gonna get always

[03:36:15] Wait, how many dollars how many dollars? Uh, probably like

[03:36:19] 250 to each winner 250 subs

[03:36:22] I think we just burn your team to the floor brown because you're like it's an

[03:36:34] idea not even how much better is mooder than brawn

[03:36:40] I

[03:36:47] Want to run two months ago and the school is 10 to seven

[03:36:55] Yo, one D1 is different then you have abilities and you're also playing

[03:37:10] What agent do you mean?

[03:37:13] Bro, I mean Viper.

[03:37:16] Oh, yeah, I'm sorry.

[03:37:17] Last.

[03:37:17] No, he doesn't have one.

[03:37:18] He doesn't have one.

[03:37:19] He doesn't have one.

[03:37:20] He's gambling.

[03:37:21] No, he does have one thing.

[03:37:23] Oh, he's on teleports.

[03:37:24] He goes to Neon and he goes...

[03:37:27] And then he just fucking shit on you.

[03:37:28] It's the cringiest playstyle ever.

[03:37:30] Bro, don't let him draft anybody.

[03:37:32] Fuck his team.

[03:37:33] Bro, bro, bro.

[03:37:34] I think the fairest thing is, okay, fuck Snake Snake,

[03:37:36] but I should be able to pick at least people, bro.

[03:37:38] That's so unfair.

[03:37:39] I should know well there is like nine people in front of me, bro

[03:37:43] I get I get the crumbs of the crumbs already. No, you don't okay. Wait. How about this?

[03:37:49] We go we go us seven get

[03:37:54] First pick second pick and then you get two second picks

[03:37:58] Wait, hold on Jeezy now. That's in your chat

[03:38:02] Yo, I'm being me gang. I said nigga by accident

[03:38:05] I'm a mortal.

[03:38:08] Me too.

[03:38:09] Me too.

[03:38:10] Please.

[03:38:11] What?

[03:38:12] All right.

[03:38:13] All right.

[03:38:14] So guys, let's just get the draft going.

[03:38:16] Muda, I think you're going to have to be.

[03:38:18] No, it's not fair.

[03:38:19] It's not fair.

[03:38:20] It's not fair.

[03:38:21] It's not fair.

[03:38:22] It's not fair.

[03:38:23] No, but do you think that's right?

[03:38:24] That's one I said.

[03:38:25] One in two reasons.

[03:38:26] How do I say it?

[03:38:27] How do I say it?

[03:38:28] Not make sense.

[03:38:29] I, OK, first of all, Mr. Philosopher, you're getting picks in my scenario.

[03:38:31] You just get two second picks.

[03:39:03] Make me bitchy, didn't you not host a rock-n-roll tournament and didn't you have the best of the best players in that tournament?

[03:39:09] You are so right.

[03:39:11] But there's a big drop off from you.

[03:39:13] It's no sound, it's like weird.

[03:39:15] How is his face 70% of his face?

[03:39:18] Muda, I think the...

[03:39:20] Oh Muda, Valorant said it works bro.

[03:39:23] So you are not getting a pick.

[03:39:27] Muda, you are getting these last four players. It's luck. Are we ready to draft?

[03:39:32] The next

[03:39:34] List of the players because I don't even know I've mine do we have a group of doc that everybody

[03:39:38] I need that I need that

[03:39:41] I have a better idea. Why don't I get first pick but then everyone else gets to pick after

[03:39:48] I don't at all

[03:39:50] You are getting the problems of this scenario. So I might as well just get up take my fucking pants

[03:39:54] Oh, it's damning tell lords

[03:39:56] Well, how else am I supposed to do anything?

[03:39:58] How was the assignment fair mood of your radiant carry the team bro, okay, okay, bro

[03:40:13] Okay, so basically I don't even know half of the people like

[03:40:20] It's like kind of like a slot machine bro, how do I tell you I've got a check

[03:40:24] You know that you know that this is this is good line up

[03:40:32] I just I just see like eight rainbow players that I recognize

[03:40:42] So the draft order is gonna be simple it is Jinxie then Lacey then I'm 100 ping by the legend

[03:40:50] Jinxie then Lacey then

[03:40:52] agents and then Jinxie, Lacey, Agent and then Voss, O'Neil, and then... no no sorry

[03:41:04] Joe Bart and then Joe Bart. What? Wait wait what's the order? Wait can you read

[03:41:07] because he's... Jinxie, Lacey, Agent Joe right? Voss? Jinxie, Lacey, Agent Joe, O'Neil.

[03:41:18] Oh my fucking god my airwan has been at the door for 30 minutes.

[03:41:24] Wait, wait, he just yelled at my ear and then.

[03:41:28] Then, then dude, are you retarded or are you retarded?

[03:41:36] Are you retarded?

[03:41:37] You don't speak English.

[03:41:38] Are you retarded, bro?

[03:41:40] I don't understand that.

[03:41:42] Hey, you're gonna get combat in June.

[03:41:45] So we got JC with the perspective.

[03:41:47] They see with the second pick and then after that we have

[03:41:53] Joe or agent

[03:41:57] I would give all give agent the pickover me okay, so JC

[03:42:02] Lacey agent then Joe then only pixel yep, and then all we have left is Ron Jason

[03:42:09] You know bro, then it would be oh week. Oh, dude. That would be Jason then Ron then you that in that order in that exact

[03:42:15] order, okay, okay

[03:42:17] I don't know like I don't know Alicia, Danny, there I'll tell you I'll tell you a little bit about everyone.

[03:42:32] Now here you go dude.

[03:42:33] Joe, I'll tell you.

[03:42:34] That's not ego.

[03:42:35] I didn't know.

[03:42:36] No, Joe, I got ego.

[03:42:37] I got ego.

[03:42:38] Teeper was in this.

[03:42:39] Teeper was in this.

[03:42:40] Teeper was in this.

[03:42:41] Teeper was in this.

[03:42:42] Teeper was in this.

[03:42:43] Yes, Teeper was in this.

[03:42:44] You dead as you dead as to have Jason picking before me. You dead as have that

[03:42:52] It's bro, yeah, also with Tim I will say with like somebody like Timmy in the tournament

[03:42:57] I think Muda should get pics because like you're saying bro. It's so unfair

[03:43:02] You're gonna pick like Timmy first Jinxie and then that's already like somewhat

[03:43:07] in like a team based out

[03:43:09] I

[03:43:11] Don't think I'm simple. Yes. I'm good. Yeah, Joe. You're right. Joe. You're right

[03:43:16] All right, you get to pick bro. Stop crying. I get you trying to be fair. Okay. Are we ready y'all are we guys know?

[03:43:23] julli

[03:43:25] intense track music

[03:43:28] Wait, hold up. Can I do we have like a minute to pick?

[03:43:30] I can't take this. I can't take

[03:43:36] this. I can't take this. I can't

[03:43:38] take this. I can't take this.

[03:43:40] You can ask me about the

[03:43:41] players. Okay. Are you guys

[03:43:43] better? Alright. Wait. Who

[03:43:45] should I pick first? Hold up.

[03:43:48] Hold on. You're on the clock.

[03:43:50] Let me take it. Let me let me

[03:43:52] take this on a 22 a day on a

[03:43:54] yard for one day. You know,

[03:43:56] you know, he's like 40, right?

[03:43:58] the first pick in the 2026

[03:44:03] I am going to be selecting it's

[03:44:08] Timmy. Wow.

[03:44:11] I'm trying to win. I'm trying to win.

[03:44:14] Actual, actual cheese.

[03:44:17] Let me see.

[03:44:20] Yeah. Um, wait, I have time at

[03:44:23] the clock here. Yeah.

[03:44:25] Okay, so just ask up we know all these people. Yeah, but you're not lie to me

[03:44:32] Or ask Muda or ask Muda. I'm not gonna lie. I got you. We're fair tournament host

[03:44:38] We think you're chat

[03:44:39] Fair tournament host Ron. You're gonna choose for you. Mm-hmm. Okay. You should watch you get sketch. Oh, yeah, I

[03:44:48] That's not a bad

[03:44:50] I don't know if you're wrong, but that's actually good.

[03:44:52] Yo, I'm drafting Tifu first, if he's up.

[03:44:55] Question.

[03:44:56] Trick is a professional geometry dash player.

[03:44:58] I don't know if he's good.

[03:45:00] Just for the loss.

[03:45:01] I see it.

[03:45:02] I think he's bad.

[03:45:03] I think he's bad.

[03:45:04] I think someone said he's new.

[03:45:05] I don't know if my chat's trolling me or not.

[03:45:07] Pro geometry dash player.

[03:45:09] Take your time, Litz.

[03:45:10] Take your time, bro.

[03:45:11] I'll just, OK.

[03:45:13] What is Guapo skill level in Valorant?

[03:45:15] I'll get you just.

[03:45:18] Are you asking us?

[03:45:49] Who is your pick agent? Who is your pick?

[03:45:51] He ran over us.

[03:45:53] Hold on, hold on. I'm mulling it over. I'm mulling it over.

[03:45:56] Bro, that's a good shot.

[03:45:58] Agent, do you want to pick for you, agent?

[03:46:00] What'd you say?

[03:46:02] Agent, agent, if you want to pick, bro, K-Son.

[03:46:04] K-Son's pretty good, bro.

[03:46:06] K-Son was cracked.

[03:46:08] Wait, really? What about K-Son?

[03:46:10] K-Son downloaded the game 20 minutes ago.

[03:46:14] He's never played that.

[03:46:16] the game. But it's like it's

[03:46:22] experience on game. So that's

[03:46:25] not a horrible first overall

[03:46:29] that you try to set me up man.

[03:46:33] I don't do that bro. Come on.

[03:46:36] I know I'm not getting the NBA

[03:46:38] drafts down for me. Wait. Okay.

[03:46:43] There's a name in that list though that I feel like you're going to pick for some reason I don't know

[03:46:48] Okay!

[03:46:49] Okay!

[03:46:50] Yeah!

[03:46:51] Hold on hold on! What's that? What's that?

[03:46:56] Okay Asian!

[03:46:58] Who is your draft bro?

[03:46:59] Yeah, thing to a shot

[03:47:00] Talk to me bro

[03:47:01] Well uh, Joe at the end of the day man all good things take time and with my first pick in the draft

[03:47:08] I'm going to be taking Kai Day

[03:47:10] Okay, okay, okay, yo, okay, Joe honest

[03:47:16] question is did Tifu ever ranked play

[03:47:20] Val? Okay, Tifu and Joe. Okay, Joe, I'm

[03:47:25] being honest on my mother's life. Tifu

[03:47:27] said the last time he played battle it

[03:47:29] was four years ago so I would not go

[03:47:31] with Tifu first round. But he is Tifu.

[03:47:33] He's good at everything. I just I just

[03:47:36] played. I was just blazing out Tifu's

[03:47:37] good at everything. He's good at

[03:47:39] I

[03:47:42] 30 minutes ago, we won't have a little bit he was out front everyone. I'm not even joking. He's playing jet main jet

[03:47:49] You're not lying

[03:47:53] No, he said he had a prior obligation. He can't be until now only just made that all up

[03:48:00] Only what the fuck I did play with him. What do you mean?

[03:48:03] You play with the actual

[03:48:07] Chat I'm going squishy or T foo

[03:48:10] Cuz squishy was face it ranked ten and he asked

[03:48:13] I'm not I don't I don't know how good sat-map is one of those people like people just gonna pop it out

[03:48:18] Ron Ron you are so fucking ugly bro. I'm off it a lot

[03:48:21] You literally have a nose longer than my tail. I feel like I might throw if I do this

[03:48:27] But I was just saying how much of a gamer T foo is

[03:48:33] I'm gonna go squishy

[03:48:42] Well, I know squishy was face at rank 10 and he was best player on CS so I just think

[03:48:48] I'll pick my boy

[03:48:56] Oh brother.

[03:48:59] What is that?

[03:49:03] I have nobody.

[03:49:06] We've had four picks out.

[03:49:08] Yeah, but these are like the greatest picks.

[03:49:11] Yo, what's next?

[03:49:13] I picked the set up.

[03:49:15] All right, I

[03:49:17] Browse where it gets tough, bro. I got I got I gotta pick I want to pick Lydia. I want to believe. Oh my god. Yeah

[03:49:25] Wait, what is her rank?

[03:49:30] Wait, it's Lydia the hundred thieves player. I'm getting first-round it, bro. Like oh

[03:49:36] My god

[03:49:39] Wait, okay, Ron Dale dingo

[03:49:45] What is that?

[03:49:47] She plays bro!

[03:49:49] Bro, why did you?

[03:49:51] Bro, she's a pro player and you're saying Muda shouldn't have any picks?

[03:49:55] No, just like, uh,

[03:49:57] She's like, I have my two fanos.

[03:49:59] I have my two fanos.

[03:50:01] She's like, uh, WSL.

[03:50:03] Like, WESL.

[03:50:05] W-E-Sport.

[03:50:07] I, brother, you're just using acronyms though.

[03:50:09] I don't know.

[03:50:11] What is that?

[03:50:13] The female pro. She's a female pro.

[03:50:15] Like female pro-deacon batter.

[03:50:17] If you were in my position,

[03:50:19] if you were in my position,

[03:50:21] who would you pick right now?

[03:50:23] If I'm you, I'm Pickett,

[03:50:25] or I'm just curious, I'm just curious.

[03:50:27] If I'm you, I'm Pickett Kingsman.

[03:50:31] I know sleepers.

[03:50:32] Could play for the vibes, lowkey.

[03:50:34] Play for the vibes!

[03:50:37] Yo, come on, come on, come on, come on, bro.

[03:50:39] I'm not gonna lie, bro.

[03:50:41] I think he's good, bro. I don't think he's that bad and he's a good friend. I'm gonna pick YBG

[03:50:53] Sleeper pick second and B

[03:51:04] Bro go

[03:51:11] I

[03:51:13] Think it's a geometry that's pro player. He's new to battle it. I think let me make sure let me like triple check

[03:51:19] Is it me sure yes, or is it trick trick GMD geometry that's geometry that's no, it's no I tech mail Twitter real quick

[03:51:27] He said

[03:51:29] All right, Mooda's first pick is

[03:51:32] Cho-cho-cho-cho-cho-cho, and it was a thought of this

[03:51:34] And he put some time to this is very important now. There's some of my siege friends up there

[03:51:37] You can ask me about them like a lot of these people place each. Okay, uh

[03:51:42] It's waiting here. No

[03:51:49] One

[03:51:51] Everyone had time. Yeah, but you were a person radiant, bro. Everyone had time. Let me let me let me show I think I'm gonna go with

[03:52:05] Whoa, oh my god, whoa, okay

[03:52:07] We got a problem.

[03:52:09] Trick has peaked that immortal.

[03:52:13] Is that good?

[03:52:14] Is that insane?

[03:52:15] Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.

[03:52:16] It might not be first round pick, but it is very good, yes.

[03:52:19] OK, but would that change the order of the draft?

[03:52:21] Is all that matters?

[03:52:21] Would that change the order of the draft?

[03:52:23] No.

[03:52:23] I don't think so.

[03:52:24] OK.

[03:52:25] Trick me or no, is it trick me or no?

[03:52:26] No, Trick, no, no.

[03:52:28] No, Zoink would not lie.

[03:52:29] Trick peaked that immortal.

[03:52:30] He's just sending it to me right now.

[03:52:31] I heard Kason.

[03:52:32] It's pretty good.

[03:52:34] OK.

[03:52:35] Trick is really good.

[03:52:36] The game 20 minutes ago. Are you sure trick is actually a mortal?

[03:52:41] They're saying he peaked the mortal and he's ascending three right now. It's what's next time

[03:52:46] Okay, let me talk to my child. Give me 30 seconds

[03:52:50] It's something about his nose, bro, it's just like

[03:52:55] He's inside the camera. Yo, I'm locked in on a good trick trick trick trick trick trick

[03:53:00] All right, who's my second pick yo chat fucking focus. Here's the list. All right, BRB

[03:53:10] Oh my god, this is like a super boy who didn't do the pick Trek

[03:53:13] Yo, AJ. Yo, what kind of company Atlanta, bro?

[03:53:17] Just pick a day, bro. I'm serious. I want to do a party. We'll you know, that's an empty

[03:53:22] That isn't empty fucking courtesy, bro. AJ is not hanging out with your dumb ass. I know, bro

[03:53:28] I mean you just don't come game.

[03:53:35] Hey yo.

[03:53:36] Just text me.

[03:53:37] I'm actually.

[03:53:38] I'll call you.

[03:53:41] Yo Joe.

[03:53:43] Yo Joe.

[03:53:45] Guys every time I call you off stream you're drunk.

[03:53:48] You called me one time off stream and it was.

[03:53:51] Texted you.

[03:53:52] And I was not.

[03:53:53] It was not.

[03:54:24] I'm gonna trick I'm gonna trick I'm gonna show you guys yeah, I like trick I'll take trick I'll take

[03:54:35] We know you pick trick we can see all the board

[03:54:38] You're mood up if it is am be okay. No, no, sorry. If somebody hit

[03:54:43] Radiance over three years ago and they're immortal now how like how much of a drop-off is that that's not a big

[03:54:48] That's like saying that's like saying

[03:54:50] What?

[03:54:51] Somebody a champion?

[03:54:52] So you don't have a diamond now?

[03:54:54] No, no, no, no, no, no, no.

[03:54:56] That's a Russell Westbrook.

[03:54:57] That's like saying someone beat Diamond back then before champ was a thing and then is now

[03:55:04] Emeralds.

[03:55:05] Okay, I'm gonna get Ambi.

[03:55:06] I'm gonna get Ambi.

[03:55:07] I'm gonna get Ambi.

[03:55:08] I'm gonna get Ambi.

[03:55:09] I'm gonna get Ambi.

[03:55:10] He has, he has Timmy and Ambi, yo, like.

[03:55:15] Dinksee, I will say.

[03:55:16] He's shit, though.

[03:55:17] We haven't heard from Ambi.

[03:55:18] We haven't heard from Ambi, so you have to call him.

[03:55:19] It's like pretty good. Okay. Are you three? Wait hold up. Yeah. Wait. Oh my god. You're right

[03:55:27] Oh my god. Wait, who did you wait? Who are you texting?

[03:55:33] See if they're they're available. Ambi Ambi. I just got to make sure maybe don't draft for a sec. Let me see. Yeah

[03:55:39] Oh, he's a pro see he's fucking good at ballerin. He was able last week, but he was I don't know about this week

[03:55:46] I might have to do another pick.

[03:55:49] I can get, I can get, wait, if he's not there, I can get trainwrecks.

[03:55:56] Okay, okay, yeah, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, okay.

[03:56:02] What's about Andy?

[03:56:03] If he doesn't reply.

[03:56:04] This is something serious.

[03:56:06] TrainwrecksTV?

[03:56:07] Are we gonna have TrainwrecksTV in this journey?

[03:56:11] Wait, what about Mr. Savage, bro?

[03:56:15] Mr. Savage

[03:56:32] Yo, actually bro, I'm I yo I was thinking the

[03:56:35] No, he's not.

[03:56:37] And then he defends.

[03:56:39] Not too much.

[03:56:41] Never seen a draft this long.

[03:56:43] Lacey, why's he saying that, bro?

[03:56:45] We might have to skip Jinxie and go Lacey next.

[03:56:47] No, that's right. He's defends too.

[03:56:49] So he's not coming back for minutes.

[03:56:51] Wait, did Jason say what happened this morning or no?

[03:56:53] Yeah, I did.

[03:56:55] Can I say anything or no?

[03:56:57] I know Jason hid Darla's car.

[03:56:59] Because his car...

[03:57:01] I looked at his recent Spotify songs

[03:57:03] I knew how long he was driving.

[03:57:04] I was like, hey!

[03:57:07] Hey!

[03:57:08] Hey!

[03:57:09] Hey, Chad, hey.

[03:57:10] Chad, this morning, Jason hit Darla's parked car, bro.

[03:57:13] You know why?

[03:57:14] Because that was angry.

[03:57:15] That's the second part.

[03:57:16] I was angry at the moon.

[03:57:17] That was the second part.

[03:57:18] You were so angry.

[03:57:19] You were very wondering how he would hit cars with your fucking eyes at his butt.

[03:57:24] Chad, who should we, I think ideal to is Tifu.

[03:57:30] Ah, Cloak saying Raw Dog Mood is very good.

[03:57:33] I have not heard of him, but I will take that.

[03:57:36] I know High Vives is good, but that would probably be like a third pick.

[03:57:38] Kingsman's probably a third pick.

[03:57:40] Mr. Savage could be like a second pick, honestly.

[03:57:44] Royal Pink was good at R6, but controller player.

[03:57:47] Do we know if Skite's controller?

[03:57:48] I don't remember.

[03:57:49] Skite and Stompin.

[03:57:50] I met both of them, but I can't remember if they're controller.

[03:57:54] Is Stompin keyboard?

[03:57:55] just if they're a KBM main player they're just gonna be better. They're both KBM? Is Sky a KBM?

[03:58:16] Well it doesn't matter because my next pick is Mr. Savage! Mr. Savage!

[03:58:20] I

[03:58:22] Wait so can Andy not play he cannot play

[03:58:27] Yo, I don't think he's answering you bro

[03:58:35] All right, all right, who's up next Lacey it is Lacey Lacey Lacey lock-in Lacey

[03:58:41] Yeah, I can't get up. I can't get him. He's not answering deaf and he's that way. She's just too rich

[03:58:46] Well, it's a problem. You have too much money, bro. You got lucky lock-in expect

[03:58:50] I

[03:59:02] I'm gonna get raw dog on a team

[03:59:09] Rising girls

[03:59:15] Joe Bar you're on the clock

[03:59:20] I'm gonna be deaf in first second Joe. You're on the clock James. All right

[03:59:23] I don't know if I want Tee-foo or stompin both not valorant players both good KBM players

[03:59:33] Tee-foo better gamer stompin maybe better in the category, but Tee-foo

[03:59:41] Kingsman has insane aim. I played with Kings in the other night. I think he's an ideal third pick out of this squad pool

[03:59:46] he had hopped on very recently I'm I'm down for a stomping and then hopefully

[03:59:55] maybe we get lucky and get to you around three okay the joke you'll hit pick

[04:00:02] second round is stomping oh

[04:00:16] I'm gonna pick a Terran, Terran is mine, he's mine, he's mine, he's mine, he's mine, he's mine, he's mine

[04:00:19] Alright, who, who?

[04:00:22] Who are you dropping?

[04:00:22] Joe said Stompin'

[04:00:24] It's the wait, actually Stompin' a KDm player?

[04:00:27] Uh, yes, it's totally gone

[04:00:29] Sure!

[04:00:30] Okay, uh, that is a dream block rotation

[04:00:33] Oh my god, look at that to you

[04:00:35] Wow, alright, next up, One One, that is like a dream block rotation

[04:00:39] Alright One One, can I take Sketch?

[04:00:43] Yeah, wait, is Sketch even like playing?

[04:00:45] I'm gonna call him.

[04:00:47] Oh, he's going. Okay, okay.

[04:00:49] I'm gonna cheat for us.

[04:00:53] Oh, I heard K-Song or Sketch is a good pick, bro.

[04:00:57] I'm good, bro.

[04:00:59] Is it my pick yet?

[04:01:01] No.

[04:01:03] No, no, no. No, I'm gonna shut up.

[04:01:05] Yeah, I'm gonna shut the fuck up.

[04:01:07] Ew, oh my God.

[04:01:09] I'm not even kidding.

[04:01:11] He looks so strong.

[04:01:13] No, you're actually on my dick.

[04:01:17] All right, on it, on it.

[04:01:18] I'm good, bro.

[04:01:19] Here's K-Son, KDM.

[04:01:20] I know I know.

[04:01:21] Not a bad shout, Oni.

[04:01:23] Not a bad shout.

[04:01:24] Wait, who do you pick?

[04:01:25] I got it.

[04:01:26] What?

[04:01:27] Richie, bro, Richie.

[04:01:28] Oh.

[04:01:29] Chad, who, who, who?

[04:01:30] Love you.

[04:01:31] Was it my turn?

[04:01:32] Not a bad shout at all.

[04:01:33] Hey, thank you.

[04:01:34] Cheers, my friends.

[04:01:35] Cheers, my friends.

[04:01:36] Yes, Jason.

[04:01:37] This is your pick.

[04:01:38] Okay, wait.

[04:01:39] Tarek's not playing, right?

[04:01:41] No.

[04:01:42] No, we're like 20 fix it. What are you talking about?

[04:01:46] I don't know. I don't know.

[04:01:48] Why is it that?

[04:01:50] Okay.

[04:01:52] I'm thinking right now.

[04:01:54] I'm thinking really hard.

[04:01:56] Why are you pecking?

[04:01:58] Why are you pecking?

[04:02:00] Why are you pecking?

[04:02:02] Why are you pecking?

[04:02:04] Why are you pecking?

[04:02:06] Why are you pecking?

[04:02:08] I am gonna go

[04:02:10] with the biggest tea food.

[04:02:13] I'm gonna go with tea food here.

[04:02:14] Oh my God.

[04:02:15] Apparently, Peter Bot wants to play, is that true?

[04:02:18] Oh yeah, I'll pick him, I'll pick him, I'll pick him.

[04:02:19] No, no, he's a fucking croak.

[04:02:21] I don't want Peter Bot to change my pick, I want to change my pick.

[04:02:23] I'm next, this is like what?

[04:02:25] I'm next.

[04:02:25] But how good is Peter Bot?

[04:02:28] Well, based on that one, he's got to be crammed.

[04:02:30] He's got to be crammed, he's got to be crammed, he's got to be crammed.

[04:02:34] My team?

[04:02:34] Okay.

[04:02:36] Now, next up, Ron Dale Dingle.

[04:02:38] Do we need a substitute? I forget someone. Wait, what did Chris next door say, agent?

[04:02:44] Nah, Traffin Peterbott. I got a player ready, bro. His name is Laze. I got a player ready.

[04:02:49] Let's get it, bro. Get Laze, Laze. Get Laze right here.

[04:02:52] Joker, thank you for the 10. Get this little sub. Like, Ork, Balls, and Mac. ST, Lava,

[04:02:57] Chela, Chela. No, no, no. It's too much. It's too much. Too much. Too much. Too much.

[04:03:02] Bro

[04:03:06] So no so we can't have them we don't need something to do fuck no fuck no

[04:03:12] Wait why are the people spinning question what happened? Oh, he's diamond

[04:03:17] So I'm done is way too good. We will rank his mazes run. We're like a diamond. They're saying yeah

[04:03:25] He literally said he's I'm snitching. He's immortal. He's not immortal

[04:03:30] I don't want to make a pick and then we get a substitute Chris might be down Chris. Yeah,

[04:03:38] not Chris. I'm not going to pick Chris. Anyway, so yeah, we could. Well, I have a feeling

[04:03:45] I'm just saying if Chris is in the draft, I think I know whose team he's going to end

[04:03:50] up on. I agree with that mood. I might as well draft him down. Yeah. I don't want

[04:03:55] I

[04:03:59] Chris like Chris next door. Yeah, yeah, you just slot him in on Moodus team

[04:04:07] Jason's team is actually stacked this is like

[04:04:11] You literally hit a parked car twice I met you how is that for I get him to I made yeah, I can never fail

[04:04:18] Yo, I saw you met Aldo. That's even bigger

[04:04:25] go. Uh, okay, Lisa. So we have to figure it out for us. I'm saying is it

[04:04:31] late? Oh, we can just get in late. So I can pay like better than these people.

[04:04:37] I mean, I don't know. This is pretty decent. He's good, bro. He is good.

[04:04:41] I'm not gonna lie, but I'm saying so can I pick them or is this going to be

[04:04:43] like how we gonna stop me if I'm gonna stop me. I'm gonna stop a high tier

[04:04:48] players mid draft. I agree. That's that's that's that's that's that's

[04:04:52] That's a really good shout. I think that's a pretty fair shout. Yeah

[04:05:08] That's like how you would ruin the draft

[04:05:13] Text me all for two weeks, so I don't know I need to know so so do I make a pic or we getting a substitute

[04:05:22] Why don't we just get why don't we just get a shitter attack on on the end bro like it's I just get a variety creator

[04:05:27] Just get Chris just get Chris just act

[04:05:33] Crispy the call to the campaign on veteran

[04:05:41] So we're not getting a fill I can get I can get I can get a fill we need one

[04:05:45] Um, I just we need to get so much cod campaign, which we need to fill the more

[04:05:51] this goes on, it's gonna be harder and harder to get a fill.

[04:05:53] That's what I'm saying.

[04:05:54] Yeah.

[04:05:55] Okay.

[04:05:56] Okay.

[04:05:57] I can get Sunny.

[04:05:58] She's like gold, I think.

[04:05:59] That's fine.

[04:06:00] Yeah, gold.

[04:06:01] That's fine.

[04:06:02] Nice.

[04:06:03] So now Sunny's gonna be on the list.

[04:06:05] Wait, nevermind.

[04:06:06] Nevermind.

[04:06:07] Chadda, anybody want to play?

[04:06:08] I'm being stupid.

[04:06:09] What?

[04:06:10] Hold on.

[04:06:11] Hold on.

[04:06:12] I got a diamond camera man bro. Let me call you banana and shy for the sub zero to tier three Andrew

[04:06:39] Love of the subchow and Steve think of the sub myth Jasper don't think of it at three

[04:06:43] Thank you

[04:06:43] Rita Grinch River

[04:06:44] Make it easier when I deal with stuff to go through thank you once again W fucking chat thank you for the five Reggie think of the five

[04:06:49] You smile. Thank you Z Robbie for the sub 33 inch room for the sub French and Glock for giving him arm in V tape TV monk

[04:06:55] Apollo for the sub to think of the 15 or to bitties again

[04:06:58] Banana thinking of the sub

[04:07:03] Let's keep it as easy as possible Muda you go

[04:07:05] I mean we're talking unfair by the way before we didn't say that bro. Jinxie has me mr.

[04:07:10] Sam it but I know I think it's gonna be that's what I'm saying this every TV here is unironically

[04:07:15] stacked yeah yeah yeah let's see y'all look at that let me see that well you ate

[04:07:21] it I like it down on a dog right now. Kite yeah Kite was like a mortal it's pretty good

[04:07:27] like everybody's pretty good yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah

[04:08:04] So, you have two geometry dash players on the team.

[04:08:08] No, you're a pick-up, no, you're a pick-up.

[04:08:11] You're already picked.

[04:08:12] But once you pick, it's done.

[04:08:14] But once you say an aim, it's done.

[04:08:16] All right, yo, guys, I'm not even kidding.

[04:08:18] I think so, it's bronze.

[04:08:19] I'm not kidding.

[04:08:20] I'm not.

[04:08:21] You told me.

[04:08:22] Anybody can laugh.

[04:08:23] So, who does the action have done now?

[04:08:26] All right.

[04:08:27] For my next pick.

[04:08:28] Oh.

[04:08:29] Hey, hi, guys.

[04:08:30] What's your rank on, what's your rank on Battle and Hive, Mike?

[04:08:32] Oh, I think like bronze two or something

[04:08:37] Shit, I'm down

[04:08:39] If you want to win

[04:08:43] Watchport in this event

[04:08:47] I'm literally gonna get a cup chair, bro

[04:08:54] Yo, you're just so fucking sweet

[04:08:56] Peck Moodle. Moodle, your third pick should be Youssef.

[04:09:01] Ron, you're fat. Ron, you're fat.

[04:09:03] You literally could put on glasses on your face.

[04:09:05] You look like what they sell in Halloween stores with the glasses with the nose catch.

[04:09:08] Shut the fuck up.

[04:09:10] Please.

[04:09:12] Holy shit.

[04:09:14] Wait, Ron, do you have the pretzels?

[04:09:16] No, I threw them away, bro. I'm fucking tired.

[04:09:18] Why did you eat them all?

[04:09:20] No, one of my viewers has said in my PO box that he said chocolate with the pretzels.

[04:09:24] At least for the that's even worse. You should not eat that don't eat anything. I know I got it. I have my screens

[04:09:32] Bro, I can't wait to eat the chocolate covered pretzels. Oh god

[04:09:39] Chat who do we pick who do we pick for a third? I'm fine with case in Kingsman Skype

[04:09:46] What is that, what's that doing up there?

[04:09:53] Dude Muda bro, dude you might get first rounded dude.

[04:09:56] Alright, with my next pick in the draft is Sikuno.

[04:10:00] Holy stacker bro.

[04:10:01] My next pick is, ay I'm here to win y'all, here to win.

[04:10:04] This is getting like intense man, it's gonna be stacked.

[04:10:08] Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, this is all unfair bro.

[04:10:11] This is what it comes down to in the last round of draft, like anybody can draft

[04:10:14] in the first round and just pick the best people.

[04:10:16] When you get into the deep rounds, this is where the real drafting skill comes out.

[04:10:20] This is where the real drafting skill comes out.

[04:10:22] Chad, who are you?

[04:10:23] Macy, eat your up, bro.

[04:10:25] With my next pick in the draft, I would like to choose all the way from Staten Island, Silky-Dilky-Woo.

[04:10:32] Silky-Dilky-Woo, welcome to Team Red Arranger's Name. Let's do it. Come on!

[04:10:35] And burn that team to the ground. Burn that team to the ground.

[04:10:39] You got Silky, and it's not even the last round.

[04:10:42] Are you picked Silky, Lacey?

[04:10:44] I think Silky played Valorant.

[04:10:46] No, I think Silky told me he actually played him.

[04:10:48] Silky played his Valorant Marvel rivals.

[04:10:50] He's good.

[04:10:51] Wait, that's not a horrible pick.

[04:10:53] Oh, god.

[04:10:54] Yo, how about a pick?

[04:10:56] No, not yet, not yet.

[04:10:58] Agent, you are on the board.

[04:11:00] Agent, you are on the board.

[04:11:01] What do you want?

[04:11:02] What do you feel, Agent?

[04:11:03] Listen.

[04:11:04] Take your time.

[04:11:06] Kat, my team just looks like a well-oiled machine.

[04:11:09] My team looks so good.

[04:11:10] Yeah, no team, Cam, dude.

[04:11:12] You got red lines like it's FIFA, bro.

[04:11:14] I got fucking yellow lines, green lines.

[04:11:18] Yeah, I know what you're saying.

[04:11:19] Boink is level seven, bro.

[04:11:22] Like, that is so unfair, bro.

[04:11:24] Yeah, I know what you're saying.

[04:11:25] Really nice.

[04:11:26] Yeah.

[04:11:27] What's your rank?

[04:11:28] He's bronze.

[04:11:29] He's bronze.

[04:11:34] Bro, my entire chat told me to pick Zoink.

[04:11:36] They said that he was ascendance.

[04:11:38] He's fucking level seven.

[04:11:41] Well, maybe you shouldn't listen to your chat.

[04:11:44] Yeah, you didn't even think you just yo, what's king's king's his rank Kingsman

[04:11:52] I played with him like two days

[04:12:02] Yeah, like disgusting at marble rivals

[04:12:04] but I don't know about battle.

[04:12:09] Ho, ho, ho!

[04:12:10] I mean, he's like number one in all enough character.

[04:12:12] Yo, yo, Agent, it's been about a minute, 30.

[04:12:19] What's that? What's that joke?

[04:12:20] It's been about a minute, 30.

[04:12:22] Oh, yeah, keep it count!

[04:12:23] Yeah.

[04:12:24] Guys, we gotta play.

[04:12:28] Level 6 Magic, you know.

[04:12:32] I'm a gamer you know the map

[04:12:42] Yes. Yeah. I bet you're on the

[04:12:45] team. Congratulations. Thoughts

[04:12:48] on soil. That's a player. Thoughts

[04:12:50] on soil. I feel like you might

[04:12:52] have snuck under the radar here.

[04:12:54] Joe Bart third pick already locked

[04:12:58] it in. This is going to be a

[04:13:01] a winner loss segment here, Kingsman.

[04:13:06] Holy vibes, holy vibe stack, holy vibes.

[04:13:10] Joe Bar, squishy, stoppin' Kingsman.

[04:13:14] One, you're on the clock.

[04:13:16] I'll pick my big boys all, bro.

[04:13:18] It's all off and suckin'.

[04:13:20] Okay, okay.

[04:13:24] One has the will, okay, Jason.

[04:13:28] Okay, I'm gonna be thinking for a little bit here.

[04:13:31] That's OK.

[04:13:32] Yeah, a little bit under a minute.

[04:13:34] But not five minutes.

[04:13:36] Joe, Joe, the timekeeper.

[04:13:38] I am the timekeeper, bro.

[04:13:39] I'm making sure this shit shuds along.

[04:13:41] We've got a star's attorney at 7.30.

[04:13:44] Guys, I never even took time.

[04:13:47] It was just, I needed a help.

[04:13:49] Yo, Jogo, real quick.

[04:13:50] We playing all first game same time, right?

[04:13:52] So every game is at the same time,

[04:13:55] also same with semis.

[04:13:56] All the games are.

[04:13:57] Oh, hell yeah.

[04:13:58] All right, that was definitely.

[04:14:00] Yeah.

[04:14:01] It's gonna fly.

[04:14:02] Yeah.

[04:14:02] OK, I'm not going to be a time key.

[04:14:05] Hey, Muda, how long does a game of Valorant take?

[04:14:07] Like, realistically, a close game?

[04:14:08] 40 to 45.

[04:14:10] 30, 30, 30, 40.

[04:14:10] So just V01 every round.

[04:14:12] Done.

[04:14:12] Simple.

[04:14:13] Oh, jeez.

[04:14:14] Yeah, just like CS.

[04:14:14] It'll fly.

[04:14:15] It'll fly.

[04:14:16] Yeah, it'll fly.

[04:14:16] I think these will actually be longer games than CS.

[04:14:20] CS is way faster, guys.

[04:14:21] Not a bad challenge.

[04:14:23] Nervous.

[04:14:24] OK, who's on the clock?

[04:14:26] I just thought I'm going to get fucking mad.

[04:14:27] Jason is broke.

[04:14:28] Come on, Jason.

[04:14:29] Come on, Jason.

[04:14:30] I'm gonna pick it for like a

[04:14:34] is Poppy cracks. How good is

[04:14:37] Poppy 30 more seconds 30

[04:14:39] bro I think there is Jason

[04:14:41] two sketch bro. Arkey wins

[04:14:43] every tournament. So I don't

[04:14:45] hold on. I don't know if it's

[04:14:47] like his vibe or something.

[04:14:49] Arkey will get us through your

[04:14:51] team. All right. With I got

[04:14:55] to pick. I'm gonna go with

[04:14:58] Jason's calming right now looking them up. They're fucking immortal too

[04:15:13] I'm seeing a pro Valorant player you who are send it T foo who's probably the best gamer that he's seen

[04:15:23] It's it's calling a spade a spade dude who's good at life, bro

[04:15:28] He's good like wake

[04:15:31] T threw us to drink like four or five coronas before we start. Yes, bro

[04:15:38] All right now next on the list we have Ron Bale

[04:15:41] Dangle Ron take a job. Oh, it's not calling me that man. I just love saying it. I love saying it. Okay

[04:15:49] I'm pretty sure it's a sleeper pick poppy I'm pretty sure is really good from what I'm being told

[04:15:57] What is that your final pick hold on run even pick yet. Just say what is this?

[04:16:02] What is this dealer? No deal ass shit. You just selected

[04:16:08] All I said is I heard she's really good

[04:16:13] Poppy is a seat she's a siege champion, but she's not good at valor now

[04:16:17] She said I asked she said I just gotta be fair. She said she's unranked. She's not a rank

[04:16:27] I'm not kidding, yo, but if he doesn't if he doesn't

[04:16:33] pop it doesn't you're definitely picking Joe you have this but I'll be honest with you

[04:16:39] hold on hold on hold on I don't want fucking arkey bro or sketch or case on or use it.

[04:16:48] I'm not gonna say this my boy Skype he's a top tier seed player you know about yeah

[04:16:55] I don't know the timekeeper saying

[04:17:01] It's all time

[04:17:12] Moodus chats right now just chirping up how you sips probably the best player in a

[04:17:16] I'm pretty sure you said streams as a peanut now. I'm not kidding. I checked in with him like three days ago

[04:17:26] Yeah

[04:17:27] You said a headlight from use of would demote me use if use if he's a B2 burn out

[04:17:33] No, he streams as a peanut. I'm not kidding. Let me see if he's doing it right now. Yeah

[04:17:39] Yo, Joe hit the time thing bro, you'll hit the time thing again

[04:17:42] I'm on the timer, bro. He's got like 30 seconds and he's deaf and what am I gonna do?

[04:17:46] Holy fuck, it's lost, lost it.

[04:17:50] Oh, bro, I think I have a system on my shoulders.

[04:17:53] Should I be worried?

[04:17:54] Yes.

[04:17:55] You need me to pop it?

[04:17:56] Bro, there's something like bold up here.

[04:17:59] Yo, what's good?

[04:18:00] Yo, time's up, man.

[04:18:01] We need to pack.

[04:18:02] Let's see who's who can see.

[04:18:05] So, players are left.

[04:18:07] Danny, Quezon, Pillay, Royal Penguin, Sketch, Pillay,

[04:18:12] Sky, Yousif, Arky, and Alicia.

[04:18:17] Now I'm not gonna lie, I'm telling you Alicia on Rainbow Six Siege is actually pretty good

[04:18:22] on Rainbow Six Siege also.

[04:18:26] Respectfully, I don't know.

[04:18:31] Yamuda is building the fucking Nightmare Block rotation right now.

[04:18:36] How much prep time you need?

[04:18:37] Negative it's your game bro, pick somebody!

[04:18:39] You literally deafen and talk to a shot like it's like you guys just you sit there gap in your

[04:18:49] Now guys here is your chance skype is not playing but don't worry. He's a level zero so we can just find another level zero

[04:18:56] Okay, that's cool

[04:18:59] I know what rank is our key. What rank is our key Joe? Oh, you're gonna. Oh, that's what I'm

[04:19:04] Now we're asking questions. We're deaf in the whole time. What are we talking about?

[04:19:07] Is in a car yeah, I think I think I think I think I think I think you like you like you like

[04:19:13] I'm at pilot

[04:19:15] I'm not, I'm not, can I say something to you real quick?

[04:19:19] Yeah, go bro, go

[04:19:20] Uh, pilot is on, uh, he's in Hawaii playing on a laptop, he said to tell him after you

[04:19:26] draft him

[04:19:27] Yo, everyone else left in this pic does not want to get drafted by Muda

[04:20:03] losing the Jinxie tournament, I'm going to take the title.

[04:20:06] I'm going to take the title for winning Jinxie tournament.

[04:20:08] All right, my next pick is Alicia.

[04:20:10] Alicia, Alicia.

[04:20:11] No fucking bitch.

[04:20:14] I was looking.

[04:20:17] All right, all right, all right.

[04:20:18] I don't want to have an orc-y chat.

[04:20:20] I don't know.

[04:20:21] Next up, we got Lacey.

[04:20:23] Skydisk playing, so everybody on that.

[04:20:28] My Alicia.

[04:20:29] What the fuck was that noise?

[04:20:32] Oh my god, my team looks so good.

[04:20:34] My team is so calm.

[04:20:35] Wait, so who's going to be the last pick?

[04:20:38] K-Sign could be Sleeper, bro.

[04:20:39] He plays CS.

[04:20:40] I think last pick is probably you, or he's sketch.

[04:20:45] He's sketch.

[04:20:48] Yes.

[04:20:48] After seeing what's sketch, it's

[04:20:50] Jigsie on a fucking Rockville tournament.

[04:20:53] I don't think I'll.

[04:20:54] I don't think I'll.

[04:20:55] Yeah.

[04:20:55] Also, wait, didn't sketch play the CS tournament?

[04:20:58] I think he went 3 and 30.

[04:20:59] I'm not kidding.

[04:20:59] I think he was on Squishy's team, though.

[04:21:01] So yeah, but I think he went like three and 30.

[04:21:08] I'm pretty sure.

[04:21:09] It was something insane.

[04:21:10] What was it you had most of Katie?

[04:21:13] Oh, 2 and 21.

[04:21:14] That's not the one I'm talking about.

[04:21:16] OK, can we change the title for my butt itching, bro?

[04:21:18] Can we just make it Val attorney time?

[04:21:20] Can you see?

[04:21:22] Wait, yep, one sec, guys.

[04:21:25] Oh, I don't know.

[04:21:26] The timekeeper saying that your time's up, Lacey.

[04:21:29] What game does Royal Penguin come from?

[04:21:31] He's a siege controller player, by the way, so what does that mean?

[04:21:46] But Kason's pretty solid SCS.

[04:21:50] Yo, Lacey.

[04:21:51] The clock's ticking.

[04:21:52] Yo, Gritzy, JC, what's Royal Penguin's experience?

[04:21:55] He is a R6 champion.

[04:21:58] Let me actually ask.

[04:21:59] in the group chat. He's an R6 champ. I think he's okay. I think he's pretty good. I think

[04:22:07] he's pretty good. I actually should have picked him. He was warming up yesterday. Like

[04:22:16] he's taking it. What's blue mean? I want them. Give me, give me, give me, case on.

[04:22:23] Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, motherfucker, man. Yo, all right. It's on the table

[04:22:32] Yeah, yeah

[04:22:33] All right, you welcome to the team on there. You with us now bro. Congratulations. I want to pick Tarky damn it

[04:22:39] Hey, we're like when it flat Lacey flat black

[04:22:43] Well, it's a little too late for that. Yeah

[04:22:46] Plot on controller or KDM. I don't think it matters. I think we know what skites in the tourney, right?

[04:22:53] Yes

[04:23:01] He downloaded Valorant this yes

[04:23:05] He's in my chat and said send me home. What does that mean?

[04:23:08] He wants to play with stoppin cuz he loves I do have IRL 10 with Skype though

[04:23:12] So I this is what I'm saying. I'm building a team with like green lines between your team is actually gonna 99

[04:23:19] I think I'm gonna draft Skype

[04:23:22] Okay, yeah, okay, okay, okay now

[04:23:26] Ony pixel

[04:23:28] It's your draft bro

[04:23:30] Well, I know that's a great act. That is yeah, that's probably the best pick there. Okay, Jason

[04:23:37] We're coming down to the final four here. Who wait, which was Danny?

[04:23:41] That's a final way. Oh

[04:23:43] Finally finally finally she's catching you sir. So wait

[04:23:47] see

[04:23:49] Hey, hey, I'm not using sketch. So I just want to let you know I will be picking

[04:24:00] You

[04:24:02] I will be picking Danny. I don't know. He's

[04:24:07] Yeah, the sketch on Mooda's team

[04:24:12] So Mooda, let me break down your team. Hey, Mooda, you have trick good you have

[04:24:19] was good you have to lap who's playing on a lap car and then you have sketch if you deserve the money

[04:24:26] that ass wait there's money wait there's money yeah five five brand brand wait we each get a

[04:24:34] thousand dollars beer we need to get two hundred subs at the beach wait which Danny is it we wish

[04:24:40] Danny is it I've talked to them about making the lobby guys it's B01 if we can do B03 finals

[04:24:47] I

[04:24:50] Say you do be a one every game but finals and we just play at the same time. Yeah

[04:24:55] I don't know. I just went off Twitter

[04:25:00] Dude, I love my team

[04:25:08] I love our team me squishy stop in Kingsman skite stop in sky are like same country

[04:25:16] the same team, a green line between them. Squishy cracked at CS, also pro and fucking

[04:25:23] Rocket League just coded gamer. Kingsman, top 500 in every game that he fucking touches,

[04:25:29] and then Joe Bart. Vibes. You know. And then there's me.

[04:25:39] I got a fish real quick.

[04:25:44] You know, count me down 30 seconds.

[04:26:09] I'm going to give it to you.

[04:26:19] Wait, how are we, how are we to determine what team plays each other?

[04:26:24] I was that we're going to spin a bracket.

[04:26:25] Oh, we're going to spin a bracket.

[04:26:26] I'm sure Mr. right now.

[04:26:27] I have the bracket.

[04:26:28] Thank you.

[04:26:29] I'm sure everybody watch high five.

[04:26:30] My teammates are alive.

[04:26:31] Love when you take control.

[04:26:32] High five.

[04:26:33] Love when you take control.

[04:26:34] Ew.

[04:26:35] I

[04:26:40] Jason you've been trading for the match or what?

[04:26:45] Literally ignored all the group chat with our trainer

[04:26:49] I've been trapped

[04:27:05] ready to get ready to get ready

[04:27:10] to wait wait is it one number seven or seven and then plus one

[04:27:14] seven four five six six

[04:27:21] number seven

[04:27:25] yes our six

[04:27:28] honestly that's perfect

[04:27:32] Alright we play Ron's team, which I think isn't great

[04:27:35] Hey Muda!

[04:27:37] That's winnable, that's actually winnable

[04:27:39] Why the long nose?

[04:27:41] Joe you're fucked up bro, that is winnable

[04:27:43] I don't think, I'm not saying, I'm not saying I'm guaranteed we're gonna win

[04:27:46] But I just did not want to play Jinx's team

[04:27:48] Yo good luck everybody, good luck bro

[04:27:52] Good luck guys, good luck

[04:27:55] How are we uh, how are we even joining these lobby, huh?

[04:27:57] Well

[04:27:59] I think I drafted the best team genuinely

[04:28:10] I'm good bro. I'm good

[04:28:29] I wish there was a world where Jynxie was able to list players' ranks and then also who they

[04:28:59] play because I I didn't know like if I'm drafting players that only play DPS or

[04:29:05] are like only playing you know like I say you're saying like role roles and stuff

[04:29:10] yeah just cuz it's like I'm assuming we're gonna be probably pretty stacked

[04:29:14] on dual list but yeah I've been requested but let me see but what is your name

[04:29:20] Yeah, got it. Yeah, got it.

[04:29:23] Wait, we're looking for assets.

[04:29:25] I got it.

[04:29:28] Wait, remove your invite.

[04:29:32] I find both y'all to my party, I think.

[04:29:35] If you join, then it'll drag me.

[04:29:38] Everybody here, you're doing it.

[04:29:40] All right, so who the fuck are we joining?

[04:29:43] We're gonna add one of you guys.

[04:29:45] We're playing Ron's team first.

[04:29:48] How good is Ron's team that's a free pack Ron's team is let me check

[04:29:58] I think it's oh and it's right here Ron

[04:30:03] Young base go YBG lays poppy and Danny. I don't know who Danny or poppy are but I know ways and YBG are good

[04:30:12] I

[04:30:16] Give my drill I sent it to you this way. I'm in your game Kingsman

[04:30:22] You're not on my team. Oh

[04:30:24] Well, I'm in your game though, right? Yeah, no, I was just in skites up now. Wait

[04:30:34] You can add me squishy

[04:30:43] Wait so who do you oh god you guys are level three level one stop and have a whole team like ever played out

[04:30:52] Like is that crazy

[04:30:55] Like cuz I just got it on PC

[04:30:58] These guys just got yeah, wait are all y'all like brand new like I I played on console on brand new up PC like

[04:31:05] Wait, you guys don't know how to play like the characters

[04:31:08] I've only played one character was jet

[04:31:30] Okay, we have a chance

[04:31:32] Who plays Raina?

[04:31:33] I bought that bitch.

[04:31:36] I basically only play Raina.

[04:31:37] I'm not going to lie to you.

[04:31:38] When I play back in the day, I'm going to go all out.

[04:31:39] Wait, when you play customs, do you get every character?

[04:31:42] Or do you have to buy them?

[04:31:43] OK, we have three people who have at least played the game.

[04:31:46] If you hit agents in the top left,

[04:31:47] it'll tell you which ones you have.

[04:31:49] So the problem is, I could play an initiator like Sky,

[04:31:55] but we need somebody to play Smokes.

[04:31:57] I

[04:31:59] You know how to play smokes

[04:32:02] I

[04:32:03] Worryed about this shit. I'm not gonna laugh. No, it's folks are easy this game, bro

[04:32:06] Like what's your game?

[04:32:08] It's fine

[04:32:09] Kind of like what a plate right? Oh, if you know if you don't even have to play like omen if you knew how to play like brim sound

[04:32:15] Yeah, yeah, he just has a ball. We warm up or no are we just going right into I have no idea I

[04:32:21] I would say go to the training ground right now learn how to play learn how to use an agent

[04:32:28] that's probably the the ideal damn I drafted I drafted all dual lists I can play smokes

[04:32:38] if needed but I think I'd be best on Rainer probably no I would want you on Rainer because

[04:32:41] you're you're all you were like a weren't you like the highest rank and face it on

[04:32:44] CS yes yes you just click heads literally that's how I got into playing like CS running

[04:32:50] around to people I mean I don't do all the life you guys a good cross the question

[04:32:57] surely like you understand that but if I try I gotta play retake all that's it's

[04:33:00] all the same as each early right yeah yeah like Kingsman yeah you know how to

[04:33:05] play smokes my ultimate is ready aired

[04:33:12] fairly what wait which op has smoked uh there's a lot of them that have smokes

[04:33:19] brimstone uh you I mean jet has like a pseudo smoke but that doesn't really

[04:33:25] count uh who else I have some of the new rock I don't know for I gotta know

[04:33:33] astra you next what is Phoenix do you could do clove clove has smokes and you

[04:33:41] get an extra life on your alt.

[04:33:45] Like you come back after you die.

[04:33:48] So it's like Phoenixes, but you don't spawn it and then run out.

[04:33:51] Like you die, and then you could just res yourself.

[04:33:55] And you could smoke while your dead is closed.

[04:33:58] I might not have them unlocked though, right?

[04:33:59] Like you have to buy them, I think.

[04:34:01] Yeah, I don't know if they have them.

[04:34:03] I think I'm just going to play Jet.

[04:34:05] That's fun.

[04:34:06] That's fine.

[04:34:06] Yeah, you play Jet.

[04:34:08] Also, if like you're able to just like if we have to like run across an area you just

[04:34:15] Could work

[04:34:21] Probably the ideal against people that are you know knowing how to play the game

[04:34:28] I don't know who makes the match

[04:34:31] Oh, yeah, we didn't get this far bro. Holy shit also like

[04:34:38] for the siege players

[04:34:40] neither of you guys said you played this?

[04:34:42] I played it a couple times

[04:34:44] I played it a couple times

[04:34:46] when you spray in this game

[04:34:48] your bullets go above your crop there

[04:34:50] it doesn't follow your crop there

[04:34:52] you got one top

[04:34:54] you can spray but your crop is going to be at

[04:34:56] 30th level

[04:34:58] it feels weird at first

[04:35:00] oh yeah

[04:35:02] the shit is weird

[04:35:04] we might be close

[04:35:06] You gotta go in the store.

[04:35:06] I would just burst.

[04:35:07] I would just burst my quality.

[04:35:09] It's literally, it comes down to it at the end of the day,

[04:35:12] this is a fucking gun game.

[04:35:13] Even if you don't know how to use your abilities,

[04:35:15] if you just fucking click their head, we win.

[04:35:17] Like...

[04:35:19] True.

[04:35:20] So...

[04:35:20] We just gotta play good.

[04:35:21] Burst and fast are kinda connected.

[04:35:23] Low key.

[04:35:24] The problem is if we go against a team

[04:35:26] that has like a viper, bro.

[04:35:28] And then we're just like running onto the site.

[04:35:30] I mean, playing the double radiant teams

[04:35:32] is kinda tough,

[04:35:33] because they're gonna have crazy setups.

[04:35:35] Wait, there's two there's teams that have double radiance

[04:35:48] The rest of the rest of the bad I'm saying having two really good players might be enough and they could descend in like the

[04:36:01] Now you know what you gotta be a stop and I'm not gonna lie

[04:36:05] He's not been winning tournaments since birth

[04:36:14] Well, that's part of why I drafted y'all because I knew you're a good at games

[04:36:17] So I was like damn because I almost picked seafood to but my channel is like tea who hasn't played the game in forever

[04:36:24] If we're saying I thought that's that's stop a bit of it and see for this

[04:36:28] We cooked you a TDM match. Let's do it. Let's go. Let's go. Let's go. Let's go. Let's go. Let's go

[04:36:35] We're going to disperse this like looking at where's a hive mind

[04:36:41] Yo

[04:36:42] Put it on like the lowest set server for like Europe, you know the lowest ping east in it

[04:36:49] Yeah, something. I think it's like Virginia. I don't know Virginia. Yeah, it shows if you hover it Joe

[04:36:55] Am I am I team captain?

[04:36:58] Actually, I think it's you stop actually. Yeah, you're captain

[04:37:01] I don't know how to do this shit. I made Joe the host.

[04:37:06] You ever change server?

[04:37:11] I don't know.

[04:37:16] I changed it but it works. I'm not going to lie.

[04:37:18] Actually I think you just ping it. See Joe above your name?

[04:37:21] It's like a little ping bar.

[04:37:22] Yeah ping. What do you want me to click?

[04:37:25] I normally queue Virginia.

[04:37:28] Yeah just do Virginia because his is the last one.

[04:37:30] 100 ping he's playing from Europe, right?

[04:37:37] Okay, there's a lot of there's a lot of you people

[04:37:48] Go to a custom and then on the left side, I'll say party code press party go the other party code

[04:37:52] So what does it say we're in queue?

[04:37:54] Take us out of Q. I

[04:37:56] I guess I did I guess

[04:37:58] But we have to go to a plane, but I don't know who's sending us

[04:38:02] Like is there a code being made or we sending it to another team? Yeah, I don't know how they'll custom work

[04:38:08] Go to a custom as the game mode that on the side also party

[04:38:18] I'm just gonna send it in here

[04:38:21] Ron oh

[04:38:23] How do we determine what map we're playing?

[04:38:26] Yeah, I have no idea.

[04:38:28] I didn't say anything about that.

[04:38:30] Yeah, we did.

[04:38:30] Is there comp maps?

[04:38:31] Is there like a category of comp maps?

[04:38:34] There was maps that are in rotation for comp,

[04:38:37] but we could just do like a.

[04:38:39] You should only play those, no?

[04:38:41] Yeah, but I'm saying you have to pick one.

[04:38:43] It's not like random.

[04:38:44] Like I have to select a map.

[04:38:48] Normally we just do bands, but I have no idea.

[04:38:50] We could do a band on just different maps.

[04:38:52] I'm fine with that.

[04:38:54] Yeah, maybe you and Ron.

[04:38:56] I don't know about that.

[04:38:57] Like, we're like, well, so yeah, like,

[04:39:00] we're just hopping Ron's call real quick.

[04:39:03] Yeah, yeah.

[04:39:03] He has to go there.

[04:39:06] Yo, Ron.

[04:39:07] It's some Joe D'Arnaud.

[04:39:09] In the general, I sent the party code if you want to join.

[04:39:18] Also, do you want to like, we don't have any rule

[04:39:21] on how we're doing map.

[04:39:22] So do you want to like agree on a map

[04:39:24] pretty want to do bands.

[04:39:26] Uh, it's up to you.

[04:39:27] What are you feeling?

[04:39:29] I would have bands if you have a specific map

[04:39:31] that you want to pick with.

[04:39:34] Like, we could do either.

[04:39:35] I don't really care.

[04:39:37] OK.

[04:39:38] Hold on.

[04:39:39] Let me chip into the custom code.

[04:39:41] Yeah, I don't know where my teammate is.

[04:39:44] I don't know where Danny is.

[04:39:45] Also, I'm sorry we're playing on Virginia servers.

[04:39:49] Stompin's in Europe, and he has 100 ping on Virginia.

[04:39:52] Yeah, but we have to.

[04:39:53] He's also in Europe. Yeah, so we have to go to Virginia

[04:39:56] All right, fine. Whatever you say

[04:39:58] Wait, how do I put it in a party?

[04:40:02] Yeah, my in your game. Yo, everyone put in that code. Yeah, you gotta go to general wait

[04:40:08] I'm 70

[04:40:10] Show the code

[04:40:14] Wait, I'm 70

[04:40:18] Do you want to do bands for maps or do you want to just pick one? Oh

[04:40:21] We should probably try a matter daddy

[04:40:26] The vibes are good

[04:40:28] Wait, how do we wait? Where's our fifth row before we even decide to like where's our true true true?

[04:40:33] That's a you problem, buddy

[04:40:36] What?

[04:40:38] No, I

[04:40:39] Cannot be complaining about 70 pig when we have someone with a hundred and forty-four and 80 to buddy

[04:40:45] Am I an E-Rub? Who is that?

[04:40:47] I think that was Kingsman you're talking in-game right now around. Oh

[04:40:56] Don't know if you need that or not

[04:40:58] Okay, I'm on

[04:41:01] This game

[04:41:03] Okay, wait, so Danny's not live right now Joe

[04:41:07] Danny's dead as I love

[04:41:12] Hmm, I don't know I don't know what to do. We don't have an Archey is no lot Archey is also not live

[04:41:17] I'm thinking

[04:41:22] But this dude ladies just texted me saying I tripped on my Wi-Fi wire it's coming back now

[04:41:27] Yo, I be jeep. Yo, Jixi

[04:41:30] How's it going jigsail dango? Yo, um

[04:41:34] R5 teammates not on

[04:41:40] Danny

[04:41:42] Who the fuck is LF kitten that's me that looking for you can I love you can

[04:41:50] know I mean chat is he on it says he was last live six hours ago yo poppy what

[04:42:03] Time is in England it is 11 p.m. It's 11 p.m. Yeah, it's cooked bro

[04:42:13] Well, that's kind of that's easy that's easy

[04:42:19] You gotta you gotta draft somebody that's ass

[04:42:33] I have someone already bro, and he's one of my mods and he is beyond garbage

[04:42:38] I'm talking like it is the worst player that I've ever

[04:42:41] alright I swear on head and on anything I swear he is actually

[04:42:47] On my mother's like is Marlin free?

[04:42:49] Oh, not a bad show not a bad show. Marlin is gonna be the greatest player ever. Come on Marlin. Have you seen his fucking face?

[04:42:55] I would like you to get Marlin. I think he's doing something.

[04:42:58] I think it'd be kind of wholesome if you got one of your viewers. I'm just saying it'd be kind of wholesome.

[04:43:03] Let me work this out. Give me a minute. Can we start game one once you figure it out?

[04:43:06] Yes, okay, try spilling run with your both your hands of your ankles. Can you do it?

[04:43:14] Okay, no troll Joe, I'm not kidding. I'm not lying. I have a viewer. His name is Nemo

[04:43:21] I played I swear to God. I have five second my mods. He is the worst player I've ever encountered

[04:43:29] I swear if we play and he's like ten in two

[04:43:40] There's actually not even a job dead ass we played my rank so whatever my rank is

[04:43:46] Unless you want you could choose someone if you want for me. I don't care. I'm not caring

[04:43:51] As long as as long as they're like bronze for last Nemo, Nemo, what ring are you bro?

[04:43:59] What rank is Nemo?

[04:44:03] He's silver one.

[04:44:05] Okay that's fine.

[04:44:09] I mean.

[04:44:10] What is silver one highest?

[04:44:11] I think it's like the lowest.

[04:44:16] I don't know.

[04:44:18] You tell me.

[04:44:19] I won't choose him.

[04:44:20] It's the lowest.

[04:44:21] That's fine.

[04:44:22] Yeah you can pick him.

[04:44:23] Nemo are you on bro?

[04:44:24] Bro we're about to put fucking Nemo dude this is-

[04:44:28] Yo for the dorks in my chat saying Jinxie leaked the code, we're not even in his lobby, though.

[04:44:33] I have no idea what the fuck you're talking about.

[04:44:37] Outlaw, bro, I'm sending you a Discord invite, send it to Nemo, bro.

[04:44:42] Guys, uh, if my power flickers again, I'm just gonna say, that's not good.

[04:44:48] Don't unplug it.

[04:44:50] No, no, I'm saying this as well, Ron. If motherfucker DCs all take a time out, but if they don't return, it's an FF.

[04:44:57] Okay, I can't know because if because if it does happen again that I can get on drawing set up

[04:45:01] But Nemo, though, you have a rule bro. You're not allowed to speak when you're in the discord, bro

[04:45:05] You can do this. Okay, Ron. Do you?

[04:45:07] run

[04:45:08] He's just not it. No, he's a nerd, bro. I'm better. Okay, Ron. Do you want to ban maps or do you want to agree on one?

[04:45:16] Okay, let me go through the map pool real quick. Read me the maps a

[04:45:19] Biss assent bind breeze corrode fracture Hayden icebox. What is first in sunset?

[04:45:26] What's your favorite map? I'm not really caring what we play as long as it's like if you throw out a map

[04:45:32] I'll just I think I think the funnest map is either a scent

[04:45:37] In my opinion ice box I

[04:45:41] Would do a set Haven or ice box

[04:45:46] So chat what do we think a set okay, which one would you ban a set Haven or ice box? I?

[04:45:53] Probably ban a scent

[04:45:56] Okay, so I probably ban Haven so we would probably play ice box. I

[04:46:02] kind of want to play Haven

[04:46:04] Shout what do you think Haven Haven would become Haven would be

[04:46:08] Both some pretty cheeky maps Haven's way probably more calm. Yeah

[04:46:14] Iceboxes kind of

[04:46:16] Alright, we could do I'm down for Haven if my team's down. Okay?

[04:46:21] Let me go keep my

[04:46:23] I

[04:46:25] Know me and Ron agreed to do Haven does that sit right with y'all or wait wait wait?

[04:46:31] I totally know that map a B and C map. Oh

[04:46:35] Fuck no brown. Are you good for you? It was a haven ice box or a scent

[04:46:45] This map a set is I don't know if you could see it you're gonna have to Google it

[04:46:50] It has a big open middle area. The reason I said Haven if you want my strategy here is because we don't really have a great

[04:46:57] Smokes player and there's three sites

[04:47:01] And fucking run one

[04:47:04] That's yeah, we're playing a two-site map. We need

[04:47:11] Haven we could just hold we could hold regularly

[04:47:15] Yeah, I actually like that strat. No, you're way

[04:47:20] All right, there are a lot of Danny can't play on their team. So Ron is getting one of his mods. That's silver

[04:47:26] Thank you called me mo

[04:47:30] Thank you

[04:47:34] Talking to their team, I'm not that I'm not I'm my confidence rose a little bit

[04:47:39] How's my aim? How's my aim is my aim locked or what? I don't know if your aim's a lot. Are you asking your chat?

[04:47:45] I'm asking you I'm asking you wanna come see me. I haven't seen your aim

[04:47:48] Did you try the hard bots yet or no? I don't know how to do it. How do I do it?

[04:48:01] Yo, I'm hedging a lot of bets that you guys are gonna pop off right now because I picked

[04:48:06] Stompin I picked you I think second

[04:48:09] Yeah, the second you pick me in Europe wait am I muted? Yeah, do you live in Europe?

[04:48:18] Uh like part-time yeah

[04:48:21] Oh by the way never like spray you guys want a two tap like this just shoot twice

[04:48:27] Yeah, shoot twice when they're fucking disappearing on my screen. Why'd you tell me to put this on?

[04:48:32] Because it's good. You're gonna have to flick them. Yeah, there's no reacting to that

[04:48:37] What do you mean?

[04:48:39] Wait, I did it?

[04:48:41] I got two to score.

[04:48:43] I didn't hit one.

[04:48:45] Also, let me say that.

[04:48:47] When we queue, when we ready up in queue,

[04:48:49] hover, don't immediately lock

[04:48:51] an agent. Like, we have to have some,

[04:48:53] like, we can't just go four dualists in a fucking initiator.

[04:48:55] Right? Like, we need something.

[04:48:57] Even if we had two initiators and

[04:48:59] fucking three dualists, that's better

[04:49:01] than, like, no smokes and just

[04:49:03] only people that frag.

[04:49:05] Yeah, I think we should have someone playing like brim or something. We got to be

[04:49:08] like, I play a breach or a sky. I'm not thinking I'm playing bro. Why is Ron face

[04:49:14] under me? Yo, it's a fair game. They have one on a hundred pink. We're not playing

[04:49:27] central. Stomping and Poppy literally are cannot play the game. Won't be able

[04:49:33] play yeah we're playing we're playing virgin like we have even paying if you

[04:49:39] look at our teams the only person that has good pain is me and I'm our worst

[04:49:43] player probably yeah by the way guys you're not he just lied so hard bro I'm

[04:49:49] saying like bro it's not the worst thing if I put it on if I put it on

[04:49:55] Texas oh hell no yeah 150 and 130 bro like stop it's my second pick he's playing 160 things

[04:50:10] Bro

[04:50:12] It is 89 stop it is 113 poppies 102 you have 70

[04:50:18] 76 and then 3592 I don't think that's that bad. What if we did this?

[04:50:25] I

[04:50:32] Did I would do like oh god no dude that's still 160

[04:50:41] How was that bad

[04:50:43] I

[04:50:54] What's your f.o.b. Yeah, I think it's change up

[04:51:00] You can't change up over you

[04:51:04] Should I have network buffering on maximum does anyone

[04:51:13] That's just fucking spamming paragraphs

[04:51:25] Yes, I think we should a DQ run bro

[04:51:29] Why?

[04:51:32] China he's China

[04:51:35] China rig the tournament

[04:51:37] What do you think, bro?

[04:51:41] So how is this unfair to have Virginia?

[04:51:44] So I'm not saying it's unfair.

[04:51:46] I'm just saying central is more even across the whole board.

[04:51:52] That's all I'm saying.

[04:51:53] Like, if you look at it from an actual perspective, like change it to central right now, I'll

[04:51:57] tell you the matchups.

[04:51:58] Bro, that takes stomping out from even playing.

[04:52:01] 160.

[04:52:02] But Poppy too.

[04:52:03] Poppy's at 110.

[04:52:04] Copy hovers 112 and 102 regardless.

[04:52:08] Stop is at 140 on fucking Virginia and 160 on Illinois.

[04:52:14] 160 is unplayable.

[04:52:15] Yeah, but then, but then, but then KC is unplayable.

[04:52:17] But then can't you say, but then can't you say

[04:52:19] it's unfair that you guys have three players under 25

[04:52:24] when you change it to your service?

[04:52:25] Bro, but the difference between fucking like 12 ping

[04:52:28] and 60 ping is not as bad as like 70 and 150.

[04:52:33] But we it's also fair though because we both have two EU players like ah because when you're already at a hundred. What is the biggest difference?

[04:52:42] Lowkey north Virginia is pretty I think all of our pigs are pretty bad on central so I think north Virginia is probably the best player

[04:52:49] Yes, I

[04:52:52] Mean I'm down for whatever. I just I know that Valorant is very weird with pink. Is it not I swear it is

[04:52:57] Yeah, I think it is players paying drops by like seven if I go central and mine spikes by 22

[04:53:05] Yeah, but we're still not in game. Isn't it different getting my trip? It is different when you get in game. It's a little different. Yeah, I

[04:53:13] Mean brah. I'm down to do whatever. I don't really care

[04:53:15] I'm not I just don't want if you lose on Virginia for you to say it was a pain death

[04:53:19] Well, there's definitely will be a pain death for sure. Yeah

[04:53:22] There's the ping dip like that's not out of the question. Yeah, that's not out of the question

[04:53:26] I'm not gonna say it's gonna make or break it, but it's either definitely is a thousand percent of it

[04:53:31] Who the fuck is cause milk? No idea. I'll do Georgia. I would do Georgia

[04:53:38] Georgia hi-fives is Georgia good. I

[04:53:43] Don't think George is bad. Yeah, George is not a bad show

[04:53:46] I don't think it's that bad.

[04:53:48] I'm down for the score.

[04:53:49] I think we had a cocoa to our school.

[04:53:51] I didn't even know a cocoa went to our school.

[04:53:53] Central Georgia makes your ping better and my ping slightly worse.

[04:53:57] That's not what it is.

[04:53:59] 117 to 113.

[04:54:01] That's what I'm saying.

[04:54:02] If we're good for Georgia, I'm going to start the game.

[04:54:05] Yeah.

[04:54:06] Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[04:54:07] We got it ready up.

[04:54:08] Let's start the job.

[04:54:09] All right, let's go.

[04:54:10] All right, we're doing Georgia.

[04:54:11] It doesn't really change our ping at all.

[04:54:13] Actually, it makes Stompens better.

[04:54:15] That

[04:54:17] Let's do it. I have to leave this

[04:54:20] Yeah, you guys

[04:54:23] Where we leave though

[04:54:26] Top right and leave match. I didn't realize how to do it either

[04:54:30] Leave match. Okay, cool. Leave match. I'm not sure that bet

[04:54:33] My it's a right. Yeah. We're good

[04:54:36] Holy shit. I'm scared chat. Oh my god. I'm actually shitting my pants. I'm actually in my pants boys

[04:54:41] I'm not gonna let's go

[04:54:43] I've never played a tournament on a different game

[04:54:49] Just got it. Yeah, I'm starting ready

[04:54:56] I'm gonna play I'm gonna play right

[04:55:00] Y'all gonna be playing right up in the bottom. Yeah, that's fine. You know how it works

[04:55:05] Okay, hold on. Hold on. What are you guys saying? I have six characters

[04:55:09] What about what characters you have?

[04:55:11] Wait if I click on them does the auto awesome. Oh my god. You auto locked yet

[04:55:26] We need at least two initiators or a smoke and an initiator

[04:55:34] Phoenix you can't go Phoenix sova

[04:55:37] Sage and brimstone

[04:55:39] I would love you on brimstone or sage and you can just wall you can like wall mid

[04:55:44] And so we just don't even have a smoke and so you could just self heal

[04:55:52] This works

[04:55:57] Our game lags can we reset I think they fucked up there

[04:56:01] No, no, no, no, no

[04:56:09] Holy crossover

[04:56:39] Fucking joke offs, bro. Oh, yeah, I'm level one cheeks. Yeah, my god. I got a little

[04:56:45] fucking lobby, dude

[04:56:48] What happened? No, but my chance because the auto picture and now they know our pics, bro. This is

[04:57:03] Shit stuff, bro actually

[04:57:05] We lost. We actually lost.

[04:57:07] Joe, perhaps a chill pill?

[04:57:09] Bro, it's not a chill pill because Ron's pitching about server ping for fucking 10 minutes.

[04:57:13] I finally put it on Georgia for him and he goes,

[04:57:15] restart my friend. I mis-collect. I mis-collect.

[04:57:17] Hey, mom, what are you fucking butterfingers doing?

[04:57:19] You eat a bag of Doritos while you're fucking playing, pal?

[04:57:22] Just fucking lock the character.

[04:57:24] It's okay, John. It's okay.

[04:57:26] I'm playing, but what's going on?

[04:57:28] I left the game.

[04:57:30] Oh yeah, bounce. We out. We out. We out.

[04:57:32] Yo, leave the game. I'm going to restart.

[04:57:34] Yeah, yes, sir

[04:57:41] You know our pisses out you're saying oh, I miss clicked bro

[04:57:52] You still soft he's still awesome pie thing he's for lots of pie thing. He's for lots of pie thing fucking old

[04:57:57] You guys remember what I said? AD, AD, two tap. It's like the only way you're going to kill people.

[04:58:03] You have great aim and you're going to roll these guys.

[04:58:06] I'm going to be honest. I don't know if their 100 ping is teleporting like me, but this shit is bad.

[04:58:12] It might just be your internet, bro, because I'm not...

[04:58:14] Am I in the game again? Am I in the game again?

[04:58:16] I'm going to auto-pick Sage again.

[04:58:18] I mean, uh...

[04:58:20] Rim is not bad, by the way.

[04:58:21] Let me know if you guys want to go that up.

[04:58:22] I have the guy with the luscious hair, Sage.

[04:58:28] Do you guys want Jett, Sova, or Sage?

[04:58:30] No, just kill it.

[04:58:31] Wait, wait, wait, wait, how do we go back?

[04:58:33] We have it up to the left.

[04:58:34] Do you have Psyper on more?

[04:58:35] Dude, no, bro, no.

[04:58:36] No, no, that's way too much skills.

[04:58:38] He doesn't know anything about it.

[04:58:39] No, but Sage is an easy resin wall if you want to go that.

[04:58:43] Yeah, yeah.

[04:58:43] But if you think you're going to get kills on Jett,

[04:58:46] that's not like.

[04:58:47] I don't think he doesn't know what to do.

[04:58:49] I'm going to go for all.

[04:58:50] Listen, though.

[04:58:50] Let me talk yeah, watch this listen. You just press fucking your all-button. Yeah

[04:59:00] She's a wall. Okay, we can use that we can use that

[04:59:05] I

[04:59:05] Feel bad I crashed out on Ron's team, but that should piss me off. I joined he goes. Oh, I miss click on this clip

[04:59:10] Bro, come on. I mean we're playing at like a company any valor again. You double click a character. You lock it in

[04:59:16] valid I

[04:59:18] I got I got our walls boys. I got our walls and this guy used a wall like if you take attack for example

[04:59:23] Like you use the wall like the main choke so they can't get in for

[04:59:26] So they have this bro, and it's just lame cuz it's like yeah, they see our pics and then go. Oh, no, we got a reset

[04:59:36] Yo, we load in and they ask for restart again. I'm actually just fucking playing

[04:59:41] Yeah, okay, there's no way to do it again. There's no way there's no way

[04:59:45] Although I'm not loaded in yet in zero seconds. There goes

[04:59:48] Yeah. We're defense. Cypher, Phoenix, Neon, Brimstone, and Sova. Their Neon's gonna be their best player.

[04:59:56] Okay, so their Brimstone is also level 3, so maybe it's like we're both there.

[05:00:01] And Poppy also has the worst tanks. On their...

[05:00:05] Yo, Joe, are we good to play this one or not?

[05:00:07] I don't play it on one.

[05:00:08] Yo, buddy, hear me?

[05:00:10] Yeah, I can hear you. Are we good to play this one or not, Joe?

[05:00:13] What's good, brother?

[05:00:14] I'm down to play. Yo, I'm gonna say, I'm sorry for crashing out on you guys.

[05:00:17] It's just like, I mean, come on, you know, you double click a character and walk it in.

[05:00:20] I think it's pretty fucking straight forward.

[05:00:22] It's pretty straight fucking forward, you know?

[05:00:24] Especially on my, yeah.

[05:00:26] Stop it, I'm with you.

[05:00:27] You're just waiting for me to speak.

[05:00:29] I'm watching the, uh, sewer.

[05:00:31] Yo, why are we four stacking A?

[05:00:34] So, tell me what, I'll go with you.

[05:00:36] I'll go with you.

[05:00:38] We, there's three sites.

[05:00:40] We have a site. We have a site.

[05:00:42] We have a site. We have a site.

[05:00:44] They shouldn't be able to win.

[05:01:46] Vandals good you usually want to have like a full shield ish this round

[05:02:01] I'm watching

[05:02:16] I

[05:02:46] You're so much time. I want to make sure

[05:02:52] Rolled mid Sage can just wall mid off every round and then we

[05:02:59] I just don't have that yet though, I don't have that the wall

[05:03:02] Yeah, I'm gonna buy it out. I bought it. Yeah, you usually you want to you want to buy abilities like that most rounds every game

[05:03:16] I'm not gonna die, I thought I was gonna jump spot long, I don't know where you want to

[05:03:22] go.

[05:03:23] We're only three here though, it's not maybe, I don't know, I think we're gonna do it.

[05:03:28] They peek C.

[05:03:29] They're peeking.

[05:03:30] Yeah, I can see.

[05:03:31] They're trying to C, they're trying to C yeah.

[05:03:33] Yeah, they're trying to help.

[05:03:35] Oh, they're L.C.

[05:03:36] Okay, that's fine.

[05:03:37] Come C, T-Sport guys?

[05:03:38] Come C.

[05:03:39] other lc

[05:03:45] come see t-smoke guys? come see t-smoke

[05:03:46] i can flash a lot of them

[05:03:47] i can wall the right, i'm gonna wall the left

[05:03:49] i'm gonna wall the left here

[05:03:50] i'm gonna wall the left here

[05:03:51] wall the left

[05:03:52] molly did it

[05:03:53] i planted

[05:03:58] i'm gonna flash out, i'm gonna flash out

[05:03:59] reloading

[05:04:00] one other

[05:04:02] her smoke's dropping

[05:04:04] hold on, hold on, hold on

[05:04:05] i'm trying to get top

[05:04:06] i'm trying, i'm trying

[05:04:07] They can double up at them, see.

[05:04:11] You know what would be good at this problem?

[05:04:12] Maybe if they see you?

[05:04:14] Yeah, and then like what you can do is just jiggle...

[05:04:16] You can just jiggle here for long and whenever you see them just smoke it.

[05:04:19] Literally just throw it all down the ground at 52300.

[05:04:22] I am fucking full saving because I'm part of the team.

[05:04:25] I'm buying... I'm buying...

[05:04:26] You two are the only Light Armor in August.

[05:04:28] I could buy for a nice one. I'll buy, I'll buy, I'll buy some like half.

[05:04:31] Yeah, if you can, I can pull a blind axe around.

[05:04:33] Just make sure you can pull a blind axe around.

[05:04:35] Have like, four... like, four thousand extra.

[05:04:37] come on

[05:04:39] you just got a wrestler are you getting aggressive off spawner now

[05:04:41] no no no

[05:04:43] we're shooting for me

[05:04:45] two c long

[05:04:47] two c long

[05:04:49] they're coming in on us

[05:04:51] yeah they're co-pushing I think

[05:04:53] yeah three c long

[05:04:55] oh they're all on us

[05:04:57] try this

[05:05:01] I got stunned

[05:05:03] funny I'm not sure

[05:05:05] I

[05:05:08] Have a fucking classic

[05:05:23] You're aiming too low yo, thanks for the advice yo do this stop typing in my chat, please stop typing my chat, please stop typing my chat, please

[05:05:31] Thank you

[05:05:35] Buy a gun I 2000 credit you dork

[05:06:05] I'm gonna go through uh

[05:06:07] I'm gonna go

[05:06:09] I'm gonna go

[05:06:11] But they might just

[05:06:13] I want to ult out on C

[05:06:15] Can you insta smoke this?

[05:06:17] Oh yeah

[05:06:19] Do it like, you have to be next to it

[05:06:21] No, you can make it right here

[05:06:23] I'm gonna flash

[05:06:25] I did

[05:06:27] I will ult

[05:06:29] I'm gonna ult out C

[05:06:31] I'm gonna ult out C

[05:06:33] come see I think they're brushing it yeah

[05:06:42] on that side they're going to rush I'm one all the way back but the king

[05:06:47] they rotated they rotated they rotated you died no I

[05:06:54] Oh my god, I'm so hurt there.

[05:06:56] I just watched the lurk.

[05:06:58] They're there, they're there.

[05:07:02] Yeah, they're there, they're there.

[05:07:04] I see him, he's on.

[05:07:06] I'm flanking right now, flanking right now.

[05:07:08] Okay.

[05:07:10] He's on his feet.

[05:07:12] I said he's in far corner on right.

[05:07:16] I can wall the right here.

[05:07:18] I'm gonna wall the right, I'm gonna wall the right.

[05:07:20] You can walk up.

[05:07:22] I

[05:07:29] What the hell is that oh

[05:07:34] Sorry, I think I think it's gonna be like

[05:07:40] Everybody's figuring out the

[05:07:46] I'm gonna close off see you again

[05:07:48] Yeah, put it in some on me for this game

[05:07:59] Wrong that was actually sober bro is one second about

[05:08:05] Guy they got is by the guy that's flashing me every round bro

[05:08:14] Not see garage

[05:08:18] Any B? Nobody on B?

[05:08:20] I got nobody C, I got nobody C right now

[05:08:22] They're slow B

[05:08:24] Man, man, man, go on B

[05:08:26] FDB rushing B

[05:08:27] I'm gonna B, I'm gonna B

[05:08:29] There's no B somewhere

[05:08:34] I'm dogging

[05:08:36] Flash it

[05:08:38] One in far right cubby

[05:08:43] I'm on site

[05:08:44] Let's see you on my dead body

[05:08:46] Nice.

[05:08:48] Flash him.

[05:08:50] I'm gonna copy.

[05:08:52] I'm gonna copy.

[05:08:54] Nice. Let's go!

[05:08:56] In the third one.

[05:08:58] He's holding me.

[05:09:00] He's live parking.

[05:09:02] Left, left, left, left!

[05:09:04] Oh shit.

[05:09:06] Oh good.

[05:09:08] I have to half it right?

[05:09:10] No.

[05:09:12] You all came out the smoke, you went into the smoke.

[05:09:14] Joseph Bartolosy!

[05:09:18] Oh, he's behind us!

[05:09:19] Fuck you!

[05:09:20] Fuck you!

[05:09:22] That's their silver player, did they have that by the way?

[05:09:24] Yo, how did I mute them?

[05:09:26] How did I mute them?

[05:09:27] Just timing you guys.

[05:09:28] Wait, their silver player's fat and chopped?

[05:09:31] That's the guy that rocked.

[05:09:33] Silver player is subbed in.

[05:09:34] The guy he subbed in, yeah.

[05:09:35] Wait, is your silver player your top frag, Ron?

[05:09:38] What was that, Jeff?

[05:09:39] I think so.

[05:09:40] Yo, is your silver player your top frag? We had this conversation prior to playing.

[05:09:44] Silver? Never come that he was silver, brother.

[05:09:47] He did come that he was silver. He said he was silver one.

[05:09:50] No, no, no. We confirmed that he was dead.

[05:09:59] I got rid of my wall.

[05:10:00] Nice, you're picked.

[05:10:01] Nice job, nice job.

[05:10:02] Nice job.

[05:10:02] Smoke's here.

[05:10:06] Can they play out right there?

[05:10:08] No, I spoke to them.

[05:10:09] They could rotate, they could rotate.

[05:10:11] Alright, careful, be alert.

[05:10:13] More backpacks.

[05:10:15] What dude?

[05:10:17] Holding angle.

[05:10:21] Yo, can somebody check that?

[05:10:23] Cause if he's actually not silver, I will actually ditch at them.

[05:10:26] How are you A?

[05:10:27] Somebody check it out.

[05:10:29] They might go all the way to A.

[05:10:33] Careful, they could have your angle.

[05:10:35] Could be looking at you.

[05:10:37] Right here to the store. Yeah. Oh my god, and BNB and BNB

[05:10:44] He's back. We suck. We suck

[05:10:48] And you're right. He was your right game

[05:11:01] He's all thank you

[05:11:07] Yeah stop the sling in the back

[05:11:20] One enemy remaining

[05:11:22] He was short, short, short, he was short

[05:11:24] You got it?

[05:11:26] How many are half, how many are half through the...

[05:11:30] Yo if he's actually not silver I'm ending the game

[05:11:32] It's Poppy for ATOM!

[05:11:35] If he's not silver, I'm ending the game.

[05:11:38] I'm dead to you.

[05:11:39] I'm only going to end this game.

[05:11:42] Bro, shut the fuck up.

[05:11:44] It's a fucking game!

[05:11:49] Like, I'm actually, bro, I'm like, about to just stop.

[05:11:52] He perfectly needs to be out here in the corner.

[05:11:54] Yo, I'm silver.

[05:11:54] I'm actually silver.

[05:11:56] I'm silver, too.

[05:11:57] I'm getting aggro.

[05:11:57] I'm getting aggro, man.

[05:11:58] You have a challenge on one time.

[05:12:01] OK, you want to challenge together?

[05:12:02] Yeah, let's talk.

[05:12:02] Everybody talk.

[05:12:03] Everybody talk.

[05:12:03] Get in the fucking face now.

[05:12:35] I

[05:12:39] Out of the out of the out of the

[05:12:46] For what

[05:12:57] We could try something together man, yeah

[05:13:05] Let's push on me to fight. Let's fight Graf, let's fight Graf.

[05:13:07] But then Hive I said, just get him bro!

[05:13:10] But I'm not like, I'm not like, into ascending or anything.

[05:13:13] Who is the guy that just got drafted?

[05:13:17] Me?

[05:13:17] Find the guy that just got drafted.

[05:13:19] Who's the guy that just got drafted?

[05:13:20] Bro, what? Who's fucking Nemo from Ron's chat?

[05:13:24] Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[05:13:25] Just looked at, just looked at.

[05:13:30] I'm not a, I'm here.

[05:13:33] Going left side? Going left side there?

[05:14:05] I

[05:14:29] Know that's not their silver player that's

[05:14:35] I just thought you were the fucking silver player that Ron said drafted from his team

[05:14:39] Okay, no, it's lucky guys

[05:14:43] Jesus Christ, and then they just fucking run my entire time like they're never serious in their entire fucking life

[05:14:53] For that

[05:14:58] You guys are pushing up and dying intense

[05:15:01] You guys got this game is so slow pace

[05:15:05] sit back and do nothing

[05:15:07] like you're just rushing and dying

[05:15:16] fighting the spark

[05:15:22] last player standing

[05:15:24] I'm out of this.

[05:15:31] Make sure to follow my pack in. They'll lead us right to the enemy.

[05:15:36] Okay. Hold at angle. This game is all about angle. It's like as slow as rain.

[05:15:41] Like a liar, they have too many people that know how to use it so well. You get fucked.

[05:15:44] You said say it.

[05:15:45] Yeah, I know. They're definitely using you till like very heavily. But I'm saying like we're holding like here.

[05:15:50] Like why are we holding here and here? Like we got it. Like we're on defense.

[05:15:54] Yeah, I'm gonna hold here. I'll play slow. I can I can ult out and then I'll walk because I think they're rushing a every time

[05:15:59] Cuz they keep getting a pick I

[05:16:02] Got see you like tomorrow's people maybe are they starting to you that don't see yeah, they're coming to you now

[05:16:12] He's wall begging me through walls. I'm so dead my boys

[05:16:16] I didn't see it I didn't see it I think I'm gonna mess up I'm gonna mess up there so

[05:16:23] I didn't see it

[05:16:24] I didn't know of all the Raitas at all

[05:16:27] Spike planted

[05:16:28] Back out

[05:16:30] Come on in

[05:16:31] Oh I'm blinded

[05:16:32] Oh I'm second to my life

[05:16:34] Cypher's on your street

[05:16:35] I'm back and you're on far land

[05:16:36] Who did you smoke?

[05:16:37] I'm flashing out

[05:16:38] I'm on your street

[05:16:39] He's far right he's far right yeah

[05:16:42] I'm on your street

[05:16:43] I'm on your street

[05:16:44] I'm on your street

[05:16:45] All right, yeah

[05:17:03] Oh good run, I think I get that yeah, you got it. I think you do really gotta

[05:17:09] Dude if we could get four eight, I genuinely think we could fuck

[05:17:15] Oh, what are they throwing our sights though that shit is

[05:17:23] Though an advanced UAV online

[05:17:26] Sova's basically just a sova is what Ron playing because he's fucking terrible. He's just fucking doing scans for

[05:17:32] He's making he's making so they know where you are you guys got that on attack if you guys got that on attack

[05:17:39] This is the place we don't have scans that's the character that

[05:17:45] fully by fully by fully by so I said oh they're pushing see that was you see

[05:17:51] your hard rush hard rush hard again they're tracking they're tracking again

[05:17:56] tracking class

[05:17:59] this is two feet from a mile away from your heart they're gonna fend well flashing out

[05:18:06] I broke their cypher chip so they think I'm flank right now they're gonna push

[05:18:11] back let me go back they're rotating

[05:18:14] I thought, oh, where you going?

[05:18:18] I'm just running, I'm going to run away

[05:18:27] Are they faking?

[05:18:28] They're there, they're there, they're there

[05:18:29] Okay

[05:18:29] Do you have a planning?

[05:18:31] I'm planning

[05:18:31] I'm gonna get them, I'm gonna get them

[05:18:32] Squishy, I'm gonna shoot, you can peek, maybe

[05:18:34] Can you peek now?

[05:18:35] I'm molded

[05:18:37] It's like...

[05:18:41] Careful

[05:18:42] I missed

[05:18:43] He's under, he's under, he's under

[05:18:44] I'm short, I'm short.

[05:18:46] One enemy remaining.

[05:18:48] Or less.

[05:18:56] Flash!

[05:19:00] That's for the vibes!

[05:19:02] Yo, that's actually dork shit talking mid-round, you chuck a fuck up.

[05:19:05] Okay, my bad. I didn't know it was a rule. I didn't know it was a rule.

[05:19:08] My bad, good job by the rosy.

[05:19:10] Okay, well, from now on I won't do it. Thank you, job by the rosy.

[05:19:13] Yeah

[05:19:16] Who the fuck is that guy

[05:19:19] I'm too cursed so good. Okay, it's not your first time

[05:19:25] What's around what's around just go away just go away stop if you buy two smokes can you smoke like here and

[05:19:34] Are you bum-rushing or are we slow-walking I'm gonna get the contact on that. Just slow-watch the place here. All right, let's slow-walk

[05:19:43] I pinged on this tower and then this CT in town.

[05:19:56] Right now?

[05:19:57] Yeah, yeah, just do it.

[05:19:58] Oh, you want to sprint?

[05:19:59] Yeah, just do it now.

[05:20:00] One short.

[05:20:01] I'm flashing the left here.

[05:20:02] Sprint, do you want a Sprint?

[05:20:03] Yeah, just do it now.

[05:20:04] Got a Sprint.

[05:20:04] One short.

[05:20:05] One short.

[05:20:06] I'm walking.

[05:20:06] I'm blushing the left here.

[05:20:13] I'm all right out, good one.

[05:20:15] Behind me.

[05:20:17] Fight down, A.

[05:20:29] Dude, they just have super player, bro.

[05:20:31] It's half a super player bro. It's off 20

[05:20:34] Super stop of doom, bro. Shoulda planted the whole team in there again

[05:20:44] They in the rotate it

[05:20:47] You want to rush be guys

[05:20:49] Jesus

[05:20:59] But if you wall we can't run through it yeah, I'll wall the right wall the right you can just play

[05:21:19] You can plant, you can plant.

[05:21:21] I'm planting, I'm planting, I'm planting.

[05:21:27] They're all there, Prima.

[05:21:31] They're decreasing.

[05:21:39] Yeah.

[05:21:41] I'm fucking trapped!

[05:21:49] I

[05:21:53] Sane bro, what over til it's over guys

[05:21:57] Yeah, the vibes are very low right now

[05:22:03] They are low could begin our asses

[05:22:05] Fuck. That's okay.

[05:22:13] Just shot him in. Just shot him in.

[05:22:15] Yeah, fuck it.

[05:22:17] Fuck down, bitch.

[05:22:19] Take off that.

[05:22:21] Give me more, mate. More on the right.

[05:22:23] I'm on the right. I'm on the right.

[05:22:25] I'm on the right.

[05:22:26] I'm on the right. I'm on the right.

[05:22:30] I'm on the right. You're lovin' me.

[05:22:32] I'm on the right. I'm on the right.

[05:22:34] Oh

[05:22:51] Yeah, these guys are winning the tournament I

[05:22:55] Don't know about winning the tournament

[05:22:58] I didn't know who the teams were

[05:23:00] I played against him and I saw people run it was like it's in here and I'm like oh Jesus Christ

[05:23:04] This is like way smarter than to see a attorney. I

[05:23:07] Will say this I do think the flaw of the draft here is that like people are being added

[05:23:11] I don't I people are getting added and I don't know how I don't know the rank of anybody

[05:23:16] Ask me ask me if you if you know how good they are. I'm like bro

[05:23:19] I I'm just getting info off of like I just see names

[05:23:23] I see

[05:23:25] Like ladies the mortally added these late and that was like third rounders

[05:23:44] I want to do this I first month ago

[05:23:53] Max let's do

[05:24:15] The garage, right? Yeah

[05:24:53] You have four bullets.

[05:25:04] Nice shot.

[05:25:11] I'm my one, bro. I'm my one, bro. I'm my one, bro.

[05:25:23] I see you buddy, you're there.

[05:25:25] I'm sorry, you get the keys to eat.

[05:25:29] Heal 6 this round, Squishy.

[05:25:31] Let's just bait, let's just bait.

[05:25:34] Do you want to just slow walk? Like, don't even walk, just wait?

[05:25:37] I think we just bait them, just wait for them to swing this door.

[05:25:40] They're gonna swing, they're gonna swing, I think.

[05:25:42] Alright, I'm gonna sit like...

[05:25:44] See, I'm just gonna not peek it at all.

[05:25:50] Yeah, hold it, hold it.

[05:25:53] I

[05:26:03] Have one all point I get my all I can fucking go for

[05:26:13] Moving in moving in

[05:26:23] He's one. Yo, shoot!

[05:26:28] Anybody wanna roll mid with me?

[05:26:31] Can you resp?

[05:26:32] Yeah, I'm coming for you.

[05:26:33] Come back if you can.

[05:26:34] I'm in a good spot.

[05:26:35] Yeah, I'll try to res him.

[05:26:39] He's a wall though. I'm gonna get fried.

[05:26:41] Oh my god. Please pick it.

[05:26:46] Behind, behind.

[05:26:47] What the fuck happened?

[05:26:49] Holy shit.

[05:26:53] fuck them later

[05:27:00] Defenders win

[05:27:02] Hey GG guys

[05:27:04] GG guys

[05:27:05] It's not a fester 3 right?

[05:27:07] No

[05:27:08] I hope you get to watch that

[05:27:10] We're out

[05:27:11] Wow

[05:27:13] Unlucky man

[05:27:14] Their team was good

[05:27:15] I'm about to go jump into their call

[05:27:17] Alright

[05:27:18] Alright guys

[05:27:19] My discord is fucking lagged out

[05:27:21] out the hell it was it was fun guys this one yeah I'm like yeah sorry we didn't do it

[05:27:27] no dude not your photo no it's alright it's alright

[05:27:34] yo gg's Ron hey hey gg's man gg's gg's bro good game Joe great game great game

[05:27:44] hope you win it all brother thank you bro thank you you know sorry I was on a bit of a deck man

[05:27:50] And I just think it's like, you know, common knowledge not to like talk in that one.

[05:27:55] I agree that.

[05:27:56] Oh, yeah.

[05:27:57] Well, yeah.

[05:27:57] And you're trying to listen to comms and you go, yeah.

[05:28:02] And you just have to get noises.

[05:28:03] Well, I apologize that I said I was going to do it moving forward, Joe.

[05:28:07] There's like, and then, and then when we start the game, bro, like Ron and I

[05:28:10] know like Ron picked a team that's just like trolling and shit.

[05:28:13] And it's like fun to just like rage bait, but it's like, bro,

[05:28:15] there's a level of rage baiting and then just being an asshole where it's

[05:28:18] like, bro, I'm going.

[05:28:20] Did you draft a silver teamie and we're just going he's a send it one. He's a send it one. It's like

[05:28:28] Well, I'm confused. What are you what are you saying that we were saying that was bad the whole time

[05:28:33] I was saying then we most why did he kept talking?

[05:28:36] No, because I didn't have the right mind if you go to my vodos talking in game chat and not party chat

[05:28:41] I was talking the whole time and they told me midway that I was talking game chat

[05:28:45] But I literally, when I did fix it, I said, and I quote, I said,

[05:28:50] Laze is the fatten chop, right?

[05:28:51] No offense, that's his name.

[05:28:53] I said that he was ascendant, borderline diamond,

[05:28:56] because he's a Senate 1-0 or something.

[05:28:58] I'm not, I'm not pressed about that.

[05:28:59] I was just saying what I asked, YBG did unmute and why.

[05:29:05] No, no, I said, you said their top frag is a silver.

[05:29:09] Laze was the top frag.

[05:29:10] We've been said he was ascending.

[05:29:12] Yeah, okay, but I didn't know who it was.

[05:29:14] So I asked and I just got aired and then other people broke.

[05:29:17] Yeah.

[05:29:17] And then my whole chat just saying just you suck a dick.

[05:29:19] I'm a sore loser.

[05:29:20] I am a sore loser.

[05:29:21] No, no, you're not a sore loser.

[05:29:22] I am a sore loser.

[05:29:23] No, no, no, no.

[05:29:23] I am a sore loser.

[05:29:25] But Joe, we got white looking at Chad.

[05:29:28] If I look at Chad, it's like, if I look at Chad, bro,

[05:29:31] I'm going to see my social security number, bro.

[05:29:32] It's like, yeah.

[05:29:34] All right, bro.

[05:29:35] Well, you know, I'm not trying to be turbo negative.

[05:29:37] Good luck to you and your team, bro.

[05:29:38] I'm dipping, dude.

[05:29:39] Thank you.

[05:29:40] I'm in my stream.

[05:29:41] Are you playing at that rate?

[05:29:43] No, he ain't gettin' that fuckin' raid.

[05:29:47] All right, I'm on next stream.

[05:29:49] I'ma know what his fuck.

[05:29:50] I don't know who he raid, but I'm done.

[05:29:54] That shit just pissed me off.

[05:29:55] I have a whole community that just wants me dead.

[05:29:59] Like, what did we play?

[05:30:00] That was so wrong.

[05:30:01] I'm so confused.

[05:30:02] Everything was like...

[05:30:06] Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[05:30:07] I mean, yeah.

[05:30:09] Bro, they're acting like I'm like over exaggerating.

[05:30:11] Like, see, they're just the stupid shit, bro.

[05:30:13] Like, I don't know, like, I'm gonna just stop doing these fucking turnings, bro, because it's like, some second, like, like, I get mad and motherfuckers like, oh, what's the problem?

[05:30:20] What's the problem? Why are you so fucking pressed? It's like, goddamn, bro. Jesus Christ. Like, what am I exaggerating?

[05:30:28] What am I exaggerating? It's, I was annoyed when they unmuted while it's mid-round.

[05:30:34] That stickhead shit doesn't matter if it's a rule, kind of common sense.

[05:30:37] sense. Outside of that, I'm just going, hey, like, is your top

[05:30:40] frag, like, actually silver? And they go, no, he's ascending.

[05:30:44] Clearly, I'm misinterpreting that your top frag is Nemo, right?

[05:30:50] So you go, oh, that's, that's Laze. Just say that. What?

[05:30:55] Like, I, like, obviously, when I ask that question, I go, oh,

[05:30:57] your top frag is not silver. You know what I'm asking, right?

[05:31:02] Like, that's all it is. That's all I'm saying. Hey,

[05:31:04] You're top frag silver. No, he's descendant. Oh

[05:31:07] Maybe with more than a very surface level interpretation

[05:31:11] You're going oh, he's talking about Nemo Nemo's not our top right

[05:31:15] I didn't know because everybody's usernames fat and chopped

[05:31:19] fucking

[05:31:21] Muncher 45 like we just have random ass usernames. So I don't know who anyone is

[05:31:27] So I'm just going hey like, you know, it ain't that deep. It's not that deep, bro

[05:31:32] This is the thing. I've been a sore loser since I was five. I would cry

[05:31:38] Why are you a tomato bitch? Shut the fuck up? You know life loser. You know life loser shut up shut up

[05:31:47] Here's the thing. I would cry when I was five when I would lose uno

[05:31:51] I would cry when I'd lose a game of memory. I'm a sore loser. I hate losing it pisses me off

[05:31:58] I have a high cortisol spike when I'm losing

[05:32:03] Vibes are real low. So some other shit that pisses me off

[05:32:08] Immediately gets me going. That's how it works. Like that's all it is

[05:32:11] I'm not mad at Ron in the sense of like they wiped us. I was just like, bro

[05:32:17] We're losing we're getting pub stomped. I ask a question and now we're just rage baiting like oh

[05:32:22] Like just fucking answer my question. That's all I was saying. Obviously you didn't have a game chat working

[05:32:27] That's fine. I'm not mad at Ron bro. I'm not mad at YBG, but it's just like bro

[05:32:31] There's a level of like you could tell I'm pissed off just answer my question like

[05:32:36] Just answer my question right like it's isn't really worth the clip to just be annoying like I guess it is but

[05:32:43] Skeddy thinking of the three

[05:32:46] Say the same thing you did gasoline just rage made it

[05:32:48] but that's what I'm saying like I understand I rage me people people rage bait me and that's a big part of the content like when

[05:32:53] We hop in a call and motherfuckers tell me the moon landing is fake.

[05:32:56] Obviously they're rage baiting me.

[05:32:58] It is content to rage bait Job art.

[05:33:00] That is the goal of a lot of these group calls is to rage bait me.

[05:33:04] But it's like, bro, I'm asking a real ass question and I'm just getting

[05:33:08] wrong answers five times in a row.

[05:33:11] It's just annoying.

[05:33:12] We would have lost either way.

[05:33:13] I get that.

[05:33:14] I drafted a bad team.

[05:33:16] I also didn't do great myself.

[05:33:17] I didn't know that Skype and fucking stompin were level three.

[05:33:23] and stomp into my second pick and he's a hundred and fucking twelve thing.

[05:33:26] You know, I drafted bad. I thought I drafted great. I was confident as hell. I lock in.

[05:33:31] Everybody goes, oh, I just downloaded the game. Oh, well, I guess I'll go fist myself.

[05:33:35] The only thing I ask is future attorneys have time played in game and rank.

[05:33:42] Time played in game and rank because otherwise I'm going, oh, they've probably played Valorant.

[05:33:49] Nope. Never. Never played that. What? So my second pick has never played the game. And

[05:33:56] motherfuckers are going, hey Joe, T-Fu's, I was about to draft T-Fu's second pick.

[05:34:01] And motherfuckers are going, oh, T-Fu hasn't played. T-Fu hasn't played in years. Pick stomping.

[05:34:07] What? What?

[05:34:13] And then motherfuckers getting at me and you're like, oh, your team's ass. I'm literally,

[05:34:17] Bro just up next time. I'm not even looking at my chat. I'm gonna just draft the team. I want to draft

[05:34:20] That's what I'm gonna do right for the stuff. I love stondin. I love to play it's not to play

[05:34:25] I love stondin. I love Skype, but it's like goddamn bro. I didn't know they never played

[05:34:31] never played

[05:34:34] Like and then a bro, and then we were just getting walked

[05:34:38] Oh, oh

[05:34:40] So, I just got upset, bro. That's all it is. I'm not mad at YBG, bro. I think he's a fucking funny guy.

[05:34:47] Obviously, he was trying to rage-bait me, but it's like, I'm not pissed at him.

[05:34:50] It's just, in the moment when we're in a game, I'm gonna get mad as fuck.

[05:34:54] And it's like, if I have a dead-ass question, just answer it! Just answer the question!

[05:34:58] That's all I'm saying. That's all I'm saying. I'm not mad at him.

[05:35:02] I don't try to start streamer beefs. I'm not gonna be pissed at motherfuckers.

[05:35:05] I also get mad in the moment, and then I'm not gonna really care fucking 10 minutes for now.

[05:35:08] for now, all you denedible get high and I'm not gonna give a shit.

[05:35:10] But in the moment, I am a sore fucking loser, dude.

[05:35:13] I hate losing. I hate losing.

[05:35:16] Losing to me is the worst thing ever.

[05:35:18] Genuinely. It could be a board game, there could be no money on the line.

[05:35:22] No money on the line. I don't care, I'm gonna play that bitch like it's my Super Bowl.

[05:35:26] And the second it's 8-2, tomato face.

[05:35:29] Oh.

[05:35:42] I feel bad that I yelled at YBG.

[05:35:44] I feel bad that I hopped in the call off rip.

[05:35:48] I think the vibes were just bad.

[05:35:49] When I launched in and they were like, we got to restart.

[05:35:52] I was like, oh.

[05:35:54] And then I get in and I was just a dick

[05:35:55] and I feel like an ass.

[05:35:56] But it's like, you know, then they rage bait me.

[05:35:59] Maybe it's deserved.

[05:36:00] That's all right.

[05:36:01] Whatever.

[05:36:03] Ryan for the sub.

[05:36:03] Good luck to them.

[05:36:04] I hope they win.

[05:36:05] Aiden, Ryan, Jay, Revenant, Hanky, and Walter for the sub.

[05:36:08] I'm ending stream now.

[05:36:08] I'm getting the fuck out of here.

[05:36:10] I'll post on the main in the gaming.

[05:36:11] I'll be live tomorrow.

[05:36:13] Like what?

[05:36:14] One EST.

[05:36:15] We're going to be doing.

[05:36:15] I'm not watching that, Mr. B. Shit.

[05:36:17] We'll do a recap of that.

[05:36:19] I'll do React.

[05:36:20] Or we're going to do the EST review

[05:36:21] and do the Wii-Fees React.

[05:36:24] Monday, CS, a case where nobody can CS with Killdozer,

[05:36:28] random shit after MC Vid later.

[05:36:30] So I'll be shorter streamed Tuesday, not live.

[05:36:32] Wednesday, Horror Games, also Content King.

[05:36:34] Thursday, not live.

[05:36:35] Friday, Chess Tournament, which I'm probably

[05:36:38] going to suck dick at.

[05:36:40] Into tierless Saturday, early CS with JoJo and Reacts.

[05:36:45] Maybe tierless shit.

[05:36:46] And then we have a 988 Suicide Hotline slash Crisis

[05:36:50] Line charity stream of the 13th.

[05:36:53] And then we're going to do another charity stream.

[05:36:55] I don't know what for yet, but probably like May 5th or so.

[05:37:00] But yeah, let's call that there.

[05:37:03] Who do we want to raid?

[05:37:05] I don't know who we should raid.

[05:37:19] Kingsman?

[05:37:19] I don't know if Kingsman is still streaming.

[05:37:22] their

[05:37:34] season

[05:37:37] Where's young bass gal?

[05:37:40] Oh, ma squeezey, ma squeezeyelly

[05:37:42] Squishy girl

[05:37:45] Joooo groleg

[05:37:47] JOOO! JOOO! JOOO!

[05:37:48] Oh, RAID ME!

[05:37:50] Sorry I'm sorry

[05:37:52] Oh, RAID me!

[05:37:54] JOO! Oh, I'm sorry

[05:37:56] JOOO, I'm sorry

[05:37:57] Fuck me

[05:38:03] Alright, we'll Vadim

[05:38:05] them. We'll write them. Why is he cheering all happy and shit? All right, chat. We're

[05:38:10] going to call that there. Good luck to them as attorney, though. But I will catch you

[05:38:15] all tomorrow. One EST at the review. Peace.