CS CASE OPENING/GAMING WITH KILLDOZER THEN RANDOM GAMES JOIN JOIN JOIN

Joe_Bartolozzi

04-06-2026 · 4h 27m

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[00:01:30] I

[00:01:53] Oh my god

[00:02:30] Oh my god, I hate eating on stream, but I was late. Oh my god

[00:02:42] Everybody bloody good. How's everybody doing on this fan fucking tastic Monday everybody? How's y'all's Easter?

[00:02:51] If you celebrate I

[00:02:55] Watched a screen seven last night

[00:03:00] It was a fun watch. It was a fun watch. I was heavily disappointed. I'm not going to spoil it, but I

[00:03:09] was promised Matthew Perry or not Matthew Perry. Oh my God, Rhett Matthew Perry. Who am I thinking of?

[00:03:20] Bro, what is his name? Matthew Lillard. Both Matthews. Rhett Matthew Perry. Matthew Lillard. I was

[00:03:27] I was promised Matthew Lillard

[00:03:29] And I'm not gonna spoil it, but you know he's in the movie, but

[00:03:34] It was lame. I don't know if I'm rating like scream one like a nine

[00:03:42] Scream seven was like a six six and a half

[00:03:46] It wasn't bad like I I didn't regret watching it, but I wouldn't watch it again

[00:03:52] Like I would rewatch stream one. I would not rewatch stream seven

[00:03:57] even knowing because like part of the appeal of the screen movies is

[00:04:02] Not knowing who the killer is

[00:04:04] And I don't know man. It was just lame

[00:04:09] And I also feel like very obvious, right? Anybody see the movie?

[00:04:15] I I got one of them

[00:04:18] I'm spoiling

[00:04:20] I'm spoiling. I'm spoiling

[00:04:22] I don't give a fuck spoiler alert for screen seven

[00:04:25] There's multiple killers as there is in every film. Okay as there is in every film who gives a shit

[00:04:32] I'm not gonna say who they are, but very obvious

[00:04:37] Like if you've seen the other ones, okay, one of them. I didn't know but I was like act as weird, right?

[00:04:44] The other one

[00:04:46] Come on

[00:04:48] Come on. Are you fucking kidding me? Watch it. Let me know if you knew who the killers were very parent very obvious

[00:04:54] Anyways chat. We're live today. I would say we're live early. I basically just go live at 3 30 now

[00:05:01] Because we usually just stream longer

[00:05:03] So I feel like this is just kind of like the time I go live now instead of 4 30. So anyways

[00:05:10] We're live now

[00:05:12] We're going to it's a shorter stream today because I'm filming a gaming video after stream

[00:05:17] I

[00:05:18] Can't say what it is. I

[00:05:21] I don't know if I'm supposed to say at all, but I don't give a fuck. I'm streaming

[00:05:25] I'm filming a Minecraft video with Jude low and

[00:05:29] Greninja and

[00:05:31] It's going to be pretty hectic

[00:05:34] But I think it'll be fun. It can't be streamed because that fucks it up

[00:05:40] So I'm gonna be recording it, but it'll be on the gaming channel when it drops. I'll let you guys know when I can anyways

[00:05:45] We're going to be doing CS today, at least for part of a stream, obviously.

[00:05:50] We're going to be starting with CS in like three minutes.

[00:05:52] I'm going to hop on call with Killdozer.

[00:05:54] Y'all know Killdozer was in the SMP.

[00:05:58] He's big on YouTube, does a lot of those, you know, eating only blue foods for seven days or some shit.

[00:06:06] Also, big into CS.

[00:06:07] I'm pretty sure Killdozer's inventory is like hundreds of thousands of dollars or some shit.

[00:06:13] He has a knife that's like 70 grand. I don't know if you sold it, but

[00:06:18] We're gonna be opening cases. Yes as well as playing the game

[00:06:23] We have a few things on deck. I believe we have

[00:06:28] 20 clutch cases 20 fever cases 20 fracture cases 20 recoil cases 20 revolution cases 20 snake bite cases

[00:06:35] five spectrum twos five dreams and nightmares in three dead terminals

[00:06:39] So, this is all of what Killdozer wanted to open. I did not pick these. I'm gonna hop on call with him.

[00:06:49] He has the exact same thing. You know, the same exact like lineup. I think it's 120 or 130 cases total.

[00:06:58] And so we're gonna open those together, see what we both get, and then probably play the game.

[00:07:05] Maybe open some of the cases while we're playing the game as well. I don't really know.

[00:07:08] I'm going to kind of ask him what he wants to do.

[00:07:10] He's the expert of the sorts.

[00:07:12] But we're going to be starting with CS.

[00:07:15] After that, we're probably going to play either Retro Rewind

[00:07:19] or some sort of short horror game.

[00:07:22] And then I get a dip by like 7.30.

[00:07:24] This is going to be like a four hour stream tops

[00:07:27] because I got to go film that Minecraft video.

[00:07:29] But tomorrow I'm not live posting on the main end

[00:07:32] gaming today, main gaming philosophy tomorrow.

[00:07:34] Wednesday, we're going to be doing three things.

[00:07:37] We're going to be off Rip Wednesday.

[00:07:40] I'm doing, at the start of stream,

[00:07:42] I'm practicing chess with Gotham Chess.

[00:07:46] I have a chess tournament Friday.

[00:07:48] I haven't played chess in five years.

[00:07:50] I'm probably like 300 elo.

[00:07:53] I'm horseshit terrible.

[00:07:55] So we're going to be practicing with Gotham Chess Wednesday

[00:07:59] into a new horror game, The Floor Above,

[00:08:03] as well as Content King.

[00:08:04] So it'll be a longer stream Wednesday.

[00:08:06] Thursday, I'm not live.

[00:08:08] We're kind of back into the regular schedule.

[00:08:09] Friday, we're starting with the chess tournament at four.

[00:08:12] I'll probably be live at like 3.30

[00:08:14] just so we could like play a game or two to practice before.

[00:08:16] I'm pretty sure it's rapid chess,

[00:08:17] so it's only five minutes per player.

[00:08:20] And there's like eight people.

[00:08:21] It's 100K turning.

[00:08:22] I'm saying this right now.

[00:08:23] If I win, I'm donating half of the earnings

[00:08:25] because if I somehow fucking miraculously win that,

[00:08:29] I'm not just gonna keep that money.

[00:08:30] That's like greedy streamer shit.

[00:08:34] I will keep some of it,

[00:08:35] But I'll donate half of it.

[00:08:38] But yeah, we're going to do the chess tournament on Friday.

[00:08:42] Then we'll do tier lists maybe after.

[00:08:45] It really depends how long we are in the turn.

[00:08:47] If we win the tourney, I'll be streaming

[00:08:49] chess for like four hours.

[00:08:51] If we lose early on, I'll probably just

[00:08:53] rip into the tier lists that Becca made

[00:08:55] in some of my other chatters.

[00:08:58] And maybe some reacts.

[00:08:59] I don't really know.

[00:09:01] Saturday, we're doing an early CS stream

[00:09:03] with JoJo into random games, maybe some reacts as well.

[00:09:07] It's going to be a mixture just because we're not really

[00:09:08] doing reacts, or we didn't really do reacts yesterday.

[00:09:12] And we're not really doing reacts Friday.

[00:09:15] So maybe tierless Friday, but we'll probably

[00:09:17] do CS with JoJo, a little bit of reacts, maybe some gaming.

[00:09:20] Sunday's going to be a full react day.

[00:09:21] Monday is the 988 charity stream.

[00:09:23] I'm going to be donating just a lump sum to that,

[00:09:25] because I don't know if I'm going

[00:09:26] to be doing it self-to-five link or just dropping

[00:09:28] 988's hotline website as well as their donation link.

[00:09:31] so I might not be able to track donors.

[00:09:35] But we're going to be doing a gaming challenge for them.

[00:09:38] And then we'll go from there.

[00:09:40] We have a bunch of new games dropping.

[00:09:43] We might be doing something game of thrones related.

[00:09:46] I'm not sure.

[00:09:48] 420 stream on 420 opening mystery boxes.

[00:09:51] We have a GeoGuessor tournament, the 24th.

[00:09:53] Outside of that, just grinding out horror games continuing

[00:09:55] or starting content king continuing it,

[00:09:58] playing a bit more retro rewind some other shit,

[00:10:01] and maybe some other attorneys in the future as well.

[00:10:04] But yeah, Desi had catched for the sub king.

[00:10:06] Howdy, Chucky, Krusty for the sub,

[00:10:08] Glimmon Atlas for the sub cap and the take of the three.

[00:10:10] Emile Luku, Noah E.K. and John for the sub,

[00:10:13] Roussus for the three.

[00:10:14] You can see that Joe, you can see the moon right now

[00:10:15] on NASA's live stream, really.

[00:10:17] Lil and Cellar for the sub,

[00:10:17] Rikki and D-Cole for the sub,

[00:10:18] Ray, take of the three.

[00:10:20] I was thinking of Dead by Daylight,

[00:10:21] Tournament creators, I'd love to have you and coach.

[00:10:23] I have coached and Fox,

[00:10:23] I'm interested in figuring out some stuff.

[00:10:25] I'm probably out of that, if I'm being real.

[00:10:27] I'm not huge into Dead by Daylight.

[00:10:31] Maybe if I could talk to Chris about it, you can shoot me some of the details over but

[00:10:36] I'm like not experienced into dead by daylight at all

[00:10:40] Zen carnage and rather for the sub the last thing of the three

[00:10:44] Literally look at the uptime bread take of the three go to New Jersey over the summer any fun recommendations

[00:10:49] Going to the shore AC's a fucking culture shock

[00:10:53] Pretty interesting a lot of people think it's gonna be like glim and glam and it's you know pretty shitty

[00:10:58] But there's casinos, feel like gambling outside of that you got to be 21 in the States, but I don't know go to a bar

[00:11:10] Hanging out. What else is fun in New Jersey six flags?

[00:11:14] Go to six flags great adventure the best six flags in the States in my opinion

[00:11:20] Tricked and Logan for the sub page DR Jordy undead TG or TJ and driven for the sub driver the sub Jays

[00:11:26] Thank you for the 3. Thank you for what you do. I'm also butt ass naked watching this. Don't tell me that Jose

[00:11:29] Thank you for the 3. You should give the epic music goal a try. Rick and Svali. Thank you for the sub Maxter

[00:11:34] GL 99 bread for the sub and then three out of the sub

[00:11:37] Tenor one brother bell more few solo Akari

[00:11:41] Just Becca E and star for the sub

[00:11:44] Foxen for the sub gave an it think of the three desi one catch King hot and tricks of the sub cap

[00:11:48] I think of the three Glenn Emil and Atlas to the sub chat. I got a call kill those are

[00:11:52] If you send bits right now, I may not be able to read them, just letting you know, so we could probably pin don't send bits right now.

[00:11:59] Right, think of the three whole point of the dead by daylight tournament is the people that don't know what they're doing,

[00:12:02] so you'd fit right in most of the people that haven't even downloaded the game. When is it?

[00:12:05] Can't think of the sub, it's the three, two, one, sub. The problem is, I've been doing so many streamer tournaments and streamer collabs,

[00:12:12] and I love doing them, but like, I need time for solo content.

[00:12:17] Like I think JC might be trying to do another tournament this Sunday

[00:12:21] I might actually just have to not do it like because I'm in a chess tournament now

[00:12:25] I'm collabing with killdozer today. Like I need I need to make my own shit. I

[00:12:31] Need to do my own shit. So I

[00:12:35] For JC's journey I'd probably make an exception to move shit around and then just do reacts on like Saturday

[00:12:41] But like I need to be able to play like other games, you know

[00:12:44] Like I haven't gotten in like a lot of like solo shit

[00:12:47] Clover Lee thank you for the hundred and fifty fucking subs

[00:12:52] Thank them if you get a sub and thank you for the hundred and fifty gift is cleverly

[00:12:55] You did not need to do that

[00:12:56] But I appreciate the fucking subs brother Royce rem in 420 for the sub tool for the sub right thank you for the three

[00:13:00] King and desi for the sub clover thank you for the hundred fifty gift is ray

[00:13:03] I'm sorry. I got a tap and a kill-doser though

[00:13:05] I can't keep talking about that by daylight right now

[00:13:06] But I appreciate the invite please tell coach hard to tell me more in the info or one of my mods and shoot me over

[00:13:11] of dates and other shit and I'll check it out.

[00:13:13] But I can't confirm whether or not I'll be in it or not.

[00:13:15] But listen, we do need to get some other solo content in.

[00:13:19] That's why I was yapping about the schedule,

[00:13:21] trying to figure out when we're gonna fucking play,

[00:13:23] you know, Content King, fucking Retro Rewind.

[00:13:25] We gotta get some horror games in.

[00:13:26] So that's why Wednesday, after Gotham Chess,

[00:13:29] I'm just ripping solo content.

[00:13:33] Same with next week, I think.

[00:13:35] Like next, next Monday is obviously the charity stream.

[00:13:38] But then next Wednesday, next Friday, next Saturday,

[00:13:41] I feel like I've gotta do solo shit.

[00:13:44] So I think it's fine just because it's like,

[00:13:46] you know, we could do one week collab,

[00:13:47] one week regular, one week collab.

[00:13:49] If JC does do a rainbow tourney someday,

[00:13:51] I'll be in it because I do love rainbow,

[00:13:53] but I'm probably just gonna have to straight up

[00:13:58] do reacts after CS with JoJo then.

[00:14:00] I'll figure it out.

[00:14:02] Jay with the sub blue for the sub.

[00:14:03] Poff, thank you for the 10 gift,

[00:14:04] it's Leo in triple with the sub.

[00:14:05] Jay with the sub diamond,

[00:14:06] 160 in back, thank you for the sub.

[00:14:07] Kloverly, thank you for the 150 gift, it's again.

[00:14:09] Chat, I'm calling Killdozer.

[00:14:13] Thank you for the subs, brother.

[00:14:16] I love Killdozer.

[00:14:17] I was just talking about how attractive he was the other day.

[00:14:21] If you've got a kid till I get it, I also understand.

[00:14:23] Dude, no, I'm down to play early with you,

[00:14:25] but I might only be able to play for like an hour

[00:14:26] and a half with you, Joe, though.

[00:14:28] You know what I mean?

[00:14:29] Oh, hello.

[00:14:31] Oh, hello.

[00:14:32] Hey, Joe, how's it going?

[00:14:34] Hey, how's it going, brother?

[00:14:37] Hey, are you going to twitchcon next year?

[00:14:40] I am. I am. Are you?

[00:14:43] I am. I'm not going to be.

[00:14:45] I was in Japan this last year, so I didn't get to go.

[00:14:47] I remember I asked you.

[00:14:49] And you flaked on you flaked on twitchcon like a child.

[00:14:52] Hold on. Hold on.

[00:14:55] No, I didn't flake.

[00:14:56] Actually, I was planning on going to Japan long before that.

[00:15:00] But this year I will be there and boy, am I excited.

[00:15:05] Can I do a side?

[00:15:06] I'm excited as well.

[00:15:07] Can I do a side ramble they changed the day to that fucking convention every fucking year and they're pushing it later and later

[00:15:14] And it low key is PMOing

[00:15:18] Pissing me off killed us. It's in October every year

[00:15:21] It's in no it's like late November this year and it was September in 2024. It was October in

[00:15:28] 2025 and it's like I think it's like after Thanksgiving this year or some shit look up look up

[00:15:35] Oh, then maybe I won't be there.

[00:15:37] TwitchCon 2026 standee day.

[00:15:43] I mean, November 13th and 15th.

[00:15:46] Wait, what is this?

[00:15:47] Oh, wait, no.

[00:15:48] November 13th.

[00:15:49] Oh, November.

[00:15:51] Oh, that's a whole month later.

[00:15:54] Yeah.

[00:15:55] OK.

[00:15:56] Do you live in Cali?

[00:15:58] I live 10 minutes from the convention center.

[00:16:01] Oh, right.

[00:16:01] You can just drive right over there.

[00:16:03] I can drive right over.

[00:16:05] Yes.

[00:16:05] You're anonymous.

[00:16:06] They give you 10 gift-ins, bro.

[00:16:07] Hey, if you guys want a party at my house after,

[00:16:13] we'll throw a big Twitch party, and we'll

[00:16:15] invite all the Twitch streamers over.

[00:16:17] I'm dead.

[00:16:17] And we'll have a big party.

[00:16:18] Yeah, we can all.

[00:16:19] First day we were there this past year, I blacked out.

[00:16:25] We went to, you know, Happy does.

[00:16:29] Yeah, yeah, that place sucks.

[00:16:30] I hate that place.

[00:16:31] I love that bar.

[00:16:32] Why do you hate that bar?

[00:16:33] That's like my favorite part of when I'm there.

[00:16:35] I don't like it.

[00:16:36] I don't like it.

[00:16:37] It's not grimy enough.

[00:16:38] Let me explain.

[00:16:39] OK, no, I do love a dive bar.

[00:16:42] It's a very hip California bar chat.

[00:16:44] They have pickleball.

[00:16:46] They have karaoke.

[00:16:47] They have arcade machines.

[00:16:49] They have cornhole.

[00:16:50] They have an outside seated section on a turf.

[00:16:52] I mean, what else do you need?

[00:16:55] Graffiti on the walls?

[00:16:57] Funny story, I was in the 25 stops.

[00:17:02] with some of my buddies.

[00:17:03] We went to visit my buddy in college.

[00:17:05] Indoor bar, they had a cornhole inside the bar.

[00:17:09] This was just after we had Kansas City barbecue.

[00:17:14] I was farting like crazy.

[00:17:16] It smelled so bad.

[00:17:18] And so we're in there playing cornhole.

[00:17:20] And there's some random dude next to us

[00:17:22] and I'm farting whole time.

[00:17:23] You're just-

[00:17:24] You're just cropping.

[00:17:25] That's the biggest while you're staying in there.

[00:17:26] I mean, I have no choice.

[00:17:27] It's bad.

[00:17:28] And so the guy finally,

[00:17:30] but me and my buddy were both playing,

[00:17:32] I'm six five, he's six six, we're huge.

[00:17:35] And this little guy next to us, he goes,

[00:17:38] hey, one of you guys has to stop fucking.

[00:17:41] And he goes, it's him, it's him.

[00:17:45] Which he was, it was me.

[00:17:47] So every time I play Cornhole, I think of that.

[00:17:50] I think of that.

[00:17:51] I'll call you farted and made it smell so bad

[00:17:53] that somebody said something to you.

[00:17:56] You know how bad it had to smell for a stranger?

[00:17:58] I don't know what he's saying.

[00:18:00] I know, that's what we always talk about.

[00:18:02] It was bad.

[00:18:03] No, he was definitely, he could have pushed me in the face

[00:18:06] and I would have just said, all right, fair.

[00:18:08] Cause it was bad.

[00:18:09] Wow.

[00:18:10] You ever been in a fight, Joe?

[00:18:12] No.

[00:18:14] Have you?

[00:18:14] Have you ever been close?

[00:18:15] I, in like high school, yeah, I've like choked somebody out

[00:18:18] but never been in like a street fight.

[00:18:23] Yeah.

[00:18:23] Have you?

[00:18:25] No, no, I don't think I would fight anybody.

[00:18:26] I don't think anybody would fight you.

[00:18:29] I think you're a pacifist

[00:18:30] but I also think like you're just terrifying.

[00:18:33] Yeah, you know what though?

[00:18:34] You get those guys that think they're tough

[00:18:36] and also you get the, the fighters,

[00:18:39] fighters, they can beat me, you know?

[00:18:42] Well, yeah.

[00:18:43] I mean, you're not going to know if a guy,

[00:18:45] well, unless you just step up to like, you know,

[00:18:47] some sort of known UFC fighter,

[00:18:49] you're not going to actually like see him.

[00:18:52] Right.

[00:18:53] Or you're not going to know

[00:18:54] whether or not he's like a UFC fighter.

[00:18:55] He's just going to be a random guy on the streets.

[00:18:58] But when we were at a happy does, I feel like this is a problem with the fetch God because I don't get to see a lot of the streamers.

[00:19:05] So like it's my first time seeing them in a while. So I get real excited and I'm like, oh, that's all my shots.

[00:19:10] So everybody starts buying shots for each other. And they have like Margarita towers there and happy does.

[00:19:16] So I'm already like hammered and then like a group of my friends show up after they land on like a late night flight.

[00:19:22] And in my head, I'm like, oh, yeah, they're probably as drunk as me. They're like dead sober.

[00:19:26] So I just start drinking with them and then I woke up in bed at like 11 a.m. and

[00:19:35] I

[00:19:36] Apparently like smoked a whole joint and we like well

[00:19:40] And shit and I don't really remember that

[00:19:43] but

[00:19:44] Yeah, no, that was the most hungover I've ever been I was like holding back vomiting at breakfast at like 2 p.m

[00:19:50] I was wearing sunglasses inside. I felt like such a loser

[00:19:53] I'm going to give you a big tip here.

[00:19:56] This is what I used to get really, really bad migraines.

[00:20:02] The only fix I've ever had for it, and I've done, I don't get hangovers really, like once

[00:20:06] out of 10 times, I'll get a hangover.

[00:20:09] Well, your body is like a temple.

[00:20:11] Yeah, yes, exactly.

[00:20:14] If you go in the shower and you sit on the ground of the shower and let the hot

[00:20:18] water hit your head for like an hour, oh my God, it makes a world of a difference

[00:20:23] It's a huge life hack.

[00:20:24] The next day.

[00:20:26] The next day, yes, the next day in the morning,

[00:20:28] you wake up, get in the shower,

[00:20:30] put your phone in a plastic bag,

[00:20:32] and you can watch a YouTube video

[00:20:34] in the shower with your phone on,

[00:20:36] or you can just close your eyes,

[00:20:38] let the hot water run on your head,

[00:20:39] and I promise you, it makes such a difference.

[00:20:41] I was at an Airbnb play, you know what DeathCup is?

[00:20:47] I know what, DeathCup?

[00:20:48] No, you're talking about...

[00:20:50] It's different names.

[00:20:51] You might call it something different

[00:20:52] where you have like a cup in the middle.

[00:20:54] Rage cage, yeah, there's like 40 names for it.

[00:20:56] But I played that with my friends in an Airbnb one time

[00:21:01] and my friend would clear a bong between every game

[00:21:03] and he kept losing.

[00:21:04] And he got so drunk that it ended up with him

[00:21:07] naked in the shower, just laying on,

[00:21:12] like sitting in the shower bathtub,

[00:21:15] just throwing up while the shower was like sprang on it.

[00:21:20] So I don't know about it.

[00:21:21] though. Yeah, but I don't think that like cleared his hangout or anything. I feel like

[00:21:27] it might have made it worse if I'm being honest. Yeah, maybe it did actually.

[00:21:32] Well, anyways, when we do, when everyone comes to the

[00:21:39] thing, I'll see if I can pass it by my wife. We're going to have a baby by then.

[00:21:44] Maybe I'll ditch the baby somewhere and we can have everybody. Yeah, just

[00:21:48] You have a big after party there somewhere else. Yeah, because I am in a new I'm in a new house moving into a new house

[00:21:55] This this month and so it's gonna have a lot more space kind of big backyard area

[00:22:00] So we're gonna be like a closet for the baby to like sit in while everybody's like partying, you know

[00:22:08] You know what I'm thinking about

[00:22:10] You know what I think I'm gonna commission my father my father's give with his hands he does

[00:22:14] of, uh, uh, aren't working and all that stuff.

[00:22:18] And he is big into fabrication.

[00:22:20] I'm thinking about making a crib, but making it into an air fryer basket.

[00:22:27] Well, well, making a frame around it, then painting it.

[00:22:30] And then my mom's good at making it look like there's a big air fryer

[00:22:34] basket, the crib.

[00:22:35] Yeah.

[00:22:36] Yeah.

[00:22:36] You got it in, in the closet.

[00:22:39] Yeah.

[00:22:39] In the pond would be like you're about to like air fry your baby.

[00:22:42] Yeah.

[00:22:43] Yeah.

[00:22:43] Hey Joe, I got a question for you. Were you ever known as the blank guy? You were the beanie guy, right?

[00:22:49] I was the beanie guy, the Hills guy, the tiktok guy, Hills guy, what is the Hills guy?

[00:22:54] There's a meme of me. Look up Joe Bartolozzi in the Hills. There's a meme of me with like an AI smile from like six years ago before I even did social media, I think.

[00:23:08] From like six years ago before I even did social media, I think oh quite

[00:23:16] He's listening to the video

[00:23:20] Defcon mark

[00:23:23] witnesses

[00:23:24] Yes, yes, that is that's the mean it's probably the most the most the mean I'm most known for

[00:23:32] That or the green? What does any of this mean?

[00:23:34] What does that mean?

[00:23:36] Well, it's just that I, it's in the Hills fucking dudes.

[00:23:40] I don't know.

[00:23:42] It's location and activity.

[00:23:46] All right, there you go.

[00:23:48] All right, so you've been the beanie guy, you've been the Hills guy and the tiktok guy.

[00:23:52] Anything else?

[00:23:55] I don't think so.

[00:23:58] The Saints, yeah, I was a part of the Saints.

[00:24:01] like a dead mean that that mean never really took off. Saints like a win the

[00:24:07] same. Oh, it's me.

[00:24:12] One, right.

[00:24:13] We need that number.

[00:24:15] Yeah, me, Ray William Johnson and fucking. Oh my God, what's his name?

[00:24:22] Oh, shit. What's his name? The third guy.

[00:24:26] I'm literally picturing his face. I don't know Sterling.

[00:24:28] out of case sterling. Yeah, but I'm out of that that tech talk space now. All right. Nice. Yeah. Oh,

[00:24:34] the labubu guy as well. Yeah. No, I definitely have a lot of them. Oh, yeah. Labubu guy. Yeah.

[00:24:39] Yeah. But that wasn't even me. That was juicy Jacob. He just sounds like me. Yeah. Or I sound

[00:24:45] like him rather. How about you? You're the air fryer guy. Air fryer, air fryer guy.

[00:24:53] Do you know about when I used to open up counter strike cases?

[00:24:56] I thought you still reporting I read 40 go. Oh, no, no, no, no, you know how I you know how I used to do it now

[00:25:04] Oh my god, I gotta find this video

[00:25:07] what

[00:25:10] Oh

[00:25:13] In my room for I'm not gonna be able to read bit though right now guys. I'm huge life hack for anybody get a standing desk

[00:25:20] It's kind of a big expense

[00:25:22] If you work from home, get a standing desk.

[00:25:24] I took a desk, normal desk, and I put it on two boxes

[00:25:28] and made a standing desk.

[00:25:30] Oh, my desk is a kitchen countertop

[00:25:32] that has two metal pegs drilled into it

[00:25:35] and then two IKEA drawers holding it up.

[00:25:38] There you go.

[00:25:39] So you already know.

[00:25:40] And then you get a, you buy a, you buy a,

[00:25:44] a bamboo plow.

[00:25:45] A treadmill.

[00:25:46] I used to walk like seven, seven miles a day

[00:25:50] while I was working from home.

[00:25:52] I would lose so much weight doing that, but I used to open up cases with my Johnson while on the treadmill doing a 360

[00:26:02] You want to see a video I can show you the video

[00:26:06] You don't actually see it right

[00:26:08] You don't see it. No, there's been a couple scares, but you actually don't ever see it. Okay. Yeah

[00:26:14] I got to find the video though because not looking back on it. It was honestly impressive

[00:26:19] I would suspend the mouse in mid-air

[00:26:23] and I would pull my pants down

[00:26:25] or I would just use the people of my Chinese.

[00:26:27] While you're alive, you just pop back at me.

[00:26:31] The camera is just getting my upper body

[00:26:34] and I would on the treadmill while running

[00:26:38] at four miles an hour,

[00:26:40] I would do the 360 on the treadmill

[00:26:44] and knock it with my Johnson when it came back around.

[00:26:47] Oh, you would like slap shot it.

[00:26:49] Yep. Yep.

[00:26:51] I got to find the video.

[00:26:52] I don't know if I can find it.

[00:26:53] Did you ever hit anything nuts?

[00:26:55] Doing that?

[00:26:57] No, the Johnson case is burn notoriously pretty bad,

[00:27:00] but 360, I did a 360,

[00:27:07] Bravo case and I got, yeah, I got a couple of good things.

[00:27:11] Here's a, yeah, 661, 720 Johnson.

[00:27:16] I did 720 Johnson.

[00:27:19] You get 720 double 360.

[00:27:21] 1080 Johnson.

[00:27:22] I got 1080 Johnson on here.

[00:27:25] 360 treadmill Johnson.

[00:27:26] Where's the video, man?

[00:27:28] I got a foot.

[00:27:30] How many years ago was this?

[00:27:33] This might have been three years ago now.

[00:27:35] Wow.

[00:27:36] 23.

[00:27:37] Here it is.

[00:27:37] 360 treadmill Johnson.

[00:27:39] You want to watch the video?

[00:27:40] Yeah.

[00:27:42] All right, I just linked it to you.

[00:27:44] Oh, God.

[00:27:45] I'll start at the same time if you want to start

[00:27:47] together the six six yeah I I'm ready three two starting the six six one three

[00:27:55] sixty treadmill jumps how expensive of a case is that do I do it and no look

[00:27:59] under bucks stop typing all wings who's typing out wings ban them anybody you

[00:28:04] see type of wings ban them for ten minutes now sweating profusely in this

[00:28:08] cuz I've been sprinting on the treadmill I get unbelievable if I thought you

[00:28:11] would sprint in just stream the whole time and I don't come back up for like

[00:28:14] 10 seconds call somebody all right I might be knocked out there's a decent

[00:28:18] chance I get knocked out if I hit my head this case is worth a hundred dollars

[00:28:21] three sixty three mil john fuck me and see your butt ass naked in this five four

[00:28:27] three two one

[00:28:31] I don't know if I can do that again

[00:28:43] Yeah, it was like a last ditch, last ditch lean. I tip. I think I hit it with tip.

[00:28:49] Yeah, let's give him a move.

[00:28:53] So today, how do you want to do this?

[00:28:57] Well, I guess we have a couple of ways we can do it.

[00:29:00] Because we got a lot of case openings.

[00:29:02] Yeah, I've done a case opening.

[00:29:05] No, I know, but are you familiar with...

[00:29:08] Well, yeah, I guess that's really all there is to it.

[00:29:12] I, yeah, you right click the case, click open, I mean, what else is there to know?

[00:29:19] Hey, not on thinking about it.

[00:29:22] Why don't you give one a try?

[00:29:24] Just a Johnson.

[00:29:25] No, I think I'll pass.

[00:29:27] All right.

[00:29:29] You're lost.

[00:29:32] Anyways, yeah, we can open a couple now.

[00:29:37] I mean, we could screen share if you want to, but.

[00:29:40] I feel like yeah, I'm down to just say like what we get open the same cases

[00:29:46] Yeah, and then just be like I got this and if you got something crazy, I'll pee

[00:29:49] I'll have your I'll pull up your twin. I mean it's I mean it's always gonna be blues. Let's be honest here

[00:29:56] Killers are I had a pretty good first case opening

[00:29:59] Well, I heard you got somebody told me you got back to back. I got back to back and presses one

[00:30:07] $400

[00:30:10] Empresses.

[00:30:11] No.

[00:30:12] Empress.

[00:30:13] Empress.

[00:30:14] Yeah, but it's plural.

[00:30:15] Empresses.

[00:30:16] Empressi.

[00:30:17] Empress.

[00:30:18] Empresses.

[00:30:19] Empresses.

[00:30:20] Not impresses.

[00:30:21] Empresses.

[00:30:22] That's what I'm saying.

[00:30:23] Yeah.

[00:30:24] Yeah.

[00:30:25] I think you said impresses the first time.

[00:30:28] Okay.

[00:30:29] So what do you want to?

[00:30:30] Okay.

[00:30:31] Well.

[00:30:32] I don't know what are you writing on?

[00:30:34] You want to see my knife real quick?

[00:30:36] Yeah.

[00:30:37] What do you have?

[00:30:38] The one knife.

[00:30:39] I'll put up a scream on the side.

[00:30:41] Hold on.

[00:30:41] We'll see.

[00:30:42] You're going to maw.

[00:30:43] You're going to knife maw me here.

[00:30:44] Oh my god.

[00:30:50] All right.

[00:30:50] Why are you laughing?

[00:30:52] That was the worst knife in the game.

[00:30:54] That's worse than the Navajo knife.

[00:30:55] I think that's the worst knife you can get is the falchion knife.

[00:30:58] It's the most disgusting knife I've ever seen.

[00:31:00] Brightwater is okay, Pat.

[00:31:02] I'm not a big fan of the brightwater.

[00:31:07] Oh, slingshots are good.

[00:31:08] Oh my god.

[00:31:08] What are they 0.68 where they hover the eye?

[00:31:14] Hover the eye.

[00:31:16] Point 66.

[00:31:17] Damn, I'm fucking good, by the way.

[00:31:18] I'm actually so six.

[00:31:20] I was point six six nine.

[00:31:21] So you're close. Yeah.

[00:31:23] Wow, those are really trashed, but those are good gloves.

[00:31:26] The slingshots are really good gloves.

[00:31:28] I don't really like these.

[00:31:29] These are ugly.

[00:31:30] They're field tested.

[00:31:32] Smoke out.

[00:31:34] Smokeouts are OK.

[00:31:35] And then I have this light.

[00:31:36] This is my best I

[00:31:39] Point oh oh eight float

[00:31:42] That's a beauty right there. Now the only issue with do you like crafts?

[00:31:47] What does that mean?

[00:31:50] Yeah, you put stickers on on the gun

[00:31:53] I've never put a sticker on a gun now. Why okay?

[00:31:57] Well, I'm just saying the thing with the Empress is the Empress is really hard to make a craft with because it has like a

[00:32:02] Yeah. So like, like, for example, if you look at that P 90 asimov, that one's really easy to craft stickers all over it. Yeah, you could put stickers all over it, but the Empress, there's like a girl on it and her hair. So you don't want to put it where the girl is. You don't really want to put it where, you know, it's like, yeah, it'll make it look worse.

[00:32:20] It's not a, it's not a good skin to craft with. But if you don't care about crafts, then it's fine.

[00:32:27] Okay, yeah, so it's just it's just it just depends what you like what cases like what order should we do these like worst-to-best?

[00:32:36] Well first of all, let's think about this. What do you want? Do you you don't you don't really care?

[00:32:41] Do you I want knives and

[00:32:46] You want

[00:32:50] Well, what are the best knives

[00:32:52] The best knife is the one I have I don't want to be okay. Well

[00:32:57] I'm probably not going to get that.

[00:32:58] Yeah, I'm not going to see mine.

[00:33:00] Have you seen mine?

[00:33:00] Yes, I've seen.

[00:33:01] Yes, I've seen your $70,000 night.

[00:33:04] This is this is this is Counter Strike history.

[00:33:06] You know that, right?

[00:33:07] I saw. Yes, it's a blue gem.

[00:33:13] Yeah, so well, well, the thing is, is clutch case, glove case,

[00:33:20] fever case, I'm fine with the glove to.

[00:33:23] OK, recoil revolution and snake bite

[00:33:26] our gloves as well. So most of these are going to be gloves. I think we just

[00:33:30] knocked some of the gloves out of the way. So what do you want to start with?

[00:33:34] No, let's just do the recoils.

[00:33:39] All right. You want to do one together one together? Sure. Why not? Or we can

[00:33:46] just open them, whatever. I'm down. Have you ever done a console opening?

[00:33:50] No, what is that? You know how to open the console?

[00:33:56] Oh, like the dead terminal thing?

[00:33:59] I got gloves.

[00:34:00] No, you didn't.

[00:34:01] No, I'm just kidding.

[00:34:02] I'm just kidding.

[00:34:03] Uh, yeah.

[00:34:04] No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

[00:34:06] You should start with the recoils.

[00:34:09] Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[00:34:10] Alright.

[00:34:12] I was just saying, bro, we just started.

[00:34:14] Um, you don't know how to open the console.

[00:34:17] The console command.

[00:34:18] Yeah, what about a console command?

[00:34:20] What do you mean?

[00:34:21] Do you know how to open up the console?

[00:34:23] On.

[00:34:24] I think I was told how to do it and I did it once and I changed something, but I don't know what I just got a pen

[00:34:33] Well, it's just a way that you can

[00:34:36] It's just a way that you can kind of

[00:34:39] Tease the audience you can kind of make it so it's like two case openings

[00:34:44] So you put that so you see the gold

[00:34:46] Oh

[00:34:50] What do you I mean, I'm new to this

[00:34:58] You're right, you're right, right, okay when you open it. Oh cover it with a terminal to edge it. Oh

[00:35:06] The console not the terminal

[00:35:09] Terminal is yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes to edge it. I don't want to get that edge is me as well

[00:35:14] All right, that's fine. I'm just saying you can if you want to edge your cases

[00:35:18] What sometimes they'll do is I'll open up a case

[00:35:21] I'll get a gold and I'll console it and then I'll I'll hold the console away

[00:35:27] My chat will see it. I'll close my eyes and then I'll tell my chat to give me a rating of the knife

[00:35:34] Why don't I like seven seven? Oh if it's a knife

[00:35:39] Yeah, I'm not gonna do it. We're just covering the entire fucking screen when you open the case

[00:35:44] No, no, I mean what you can do is you can open up a case and you can know what it is from the sound of it

[00:35:51] Did you know that?

[00:35:52] No, oh, I'm opening up some clutch cases now by the way

[00:35:57] So if you go in an order, I'm just opening all the recoils right now. Okay, so I'm closing my eyes right now

[00:36:02] If I hear I'm gonna hear and that means I'm gonna turn your stream on. Let me hear

[00:36:07] That's bad never mind. I didn't close my eyes. I know what it is

[00:36:12] Okay, I'm gonna open another one

[00:36:14] Okay, so look I'll close my eyes and I'll be able to do it.

[00:36:18] Okay, I'll close my eyes as well, I'll be able to tell you what you got.

[00:36:26] That's bad.

[00:36:27] That's blue.

[00:36:28] Yeah, that's a blue.

[00:36:29] Yeah, you can tell there's like a little extra noise.

[00:36:34] The knife is true.

[00:36:35] It's got a big audio cue.

[00:36:36] Yeah, it's got a blue.

[00:36:37] Yeah, it's got a big audio cue.

[00:36:38] It's a lot different.

[00:36:39] audio cue. Yeah it's got a blue. Yeah it's got a big audio cue. The better the gun it

[00:36:45] adds a little little spice to the sound. You'll know. You'll know. You'll know. You'll definitely

[00:36:49] know. The issue is red and gold sound pretty similar. Red and gold sound quite a lot. Red

[00:36:56] still good. Are you going to play in your CS career where it's like if you open a

[00:37:02] fucking red that's just lame. Like are you only going further. No. No. Quite the

[00:37:07] opposite. It used to be that way. It used to be that way ever since the trade up came out.

[00:37:15] Oh, Reds are almost the next best thing. Reds are the next best thing.

[00:37:19] You could even argue that Reds are better than getting a gold at this point in time.

[00:37:24] Because you can control what Reds you put in.

[00:37:28] Because you can control, yes, exactly. So look at the recoil case. You see that

[00:37:33] off in there the chromatic aberration disgust just a disgusting skin nobody wants that you want that

[00:37:44] you don't want that do you now it it kind of looks like it could be like a purple

[00:37:49] yeah exactly so so essentially it's now that dog shit skin that you got you go well i can

[00:37:58] I can turn that into a glove, a pair of gloves now.

[00:38:01] And not just that.

[00:38:03] Here's the other thing that's cool about it.

[00:38:05] Is, do you know how trade-ups work?

[00:38:08] Yes.

[00:38:09] But you know the math of how they work?

[00:38:11] Well, I know that like if you put better quality items

[00:38:15] in the trade-up, it'll likely be a better quality item.

[00:38:18] And if you put certain, you could put like,

[00:38:21] I've seen XQC put like one red

[00:38:25] that gives him a percentage chance

[00:38:26] getting something that's better for the specific case.

[00:38:30] Because if you put different reds from different cases,

[00:38:32] it changes what knife you'll get.

[00:38:34] Yep, yep, yep.

[00:38:35] So if we take five reds, if we take one from the recoil case

[00:38:39] and four from the fracture case,

[00:38:41] that means we have a 80% chance of getting a knife

[00:38:46] and a 20% chance of getting a pair of gloves.

[00:38:50] So it's kind of like, it's kind of like,

[00:38:55] You know, the more expensive cases,

[00:38:59] like those Empresses you got,

[00:39:01] those are great skins, but you can't trade those up.

[00:39:04] Well, you could actually.

[00:39:05] Well, yeah, but isn't it illogical to trade up

[00:39:07] like a $400 skin to potentially get like a $300 knife?

[00:39:12] Well, that's high-risk or high reward

[00:39:16] going for the butterfly knives.

[00:39:18] Cause that's what, that's what that's,

[00:39:20] that AK that you got has a butterfly knife in it

[00:39:23] that you can get from it.

[00:39:24] so that's why that's why those ones are worth a lot more money

[00:39:29] so i don't like love cases first

[00:39:33] uh... yeah we can do that first job

[00:39:35] i got through all my uh... rebel or not well you're already through okay i have a

[00:39:39] lot more to do i have a lot more to do

[00:39:43] all right you have a lot of ones

[00:39:46] now i am anti quick open

[00:39:48] totally anti

[00:39:49] you have a p-test that

[00:39:52] imagine i got a knife right there

[00:39:54] Don't ever do it. It's never worth doing it. It's worth it. See now

[00:39:58] I would have said I would have said congratulations. You broke open. There's no knives and revolution cases

[00:40:05] Yes, so I could get a pair of gloves

[00:40:08] Yeah, but you said knife. Okay. Well, that's what I

[00:40:11] You know, that was doesn't that was doesn't misspeak miss type blowcase

[00:40:16] Fuck. Okay. I'm done crack opening

[00:40:19] But what do you mean you want to do a 1v1? What does that mean?

[00:40:21] 1v1 aim battle you versus me in this game.

[00:40:25] Oh yeah hell yeah.

[00:40:26] Thank you baby.

[00:40:28] Fuck no you have like how much how many hours do you have in this game?

[00:40:33] 6900.

[00:40:34] Yeah it's not like how many days.

[00:40:37] Well a lot of them were opening cases.

[00:40:39] Yes but you spent like a year of your life on this game.

[00:40:43] Over that.

[00:40:44] Is that what that equates to?

[00:40:45] I don't know.

[00:40:46] That's like that that's a lot.

[00:40:48] Yeah it is a lot.

[00:40:49] That's 290 days.

[00:40:50] 90 days what am I yeah, but my skill has gone way down

[00:40:55] You're washed it's cuz you're old

[00:41:00] No, I'm not old 27 not that old you're out of your prime, but you're 20 you're 24 25. Yeah, I'm still what do you think you're gonna get married?

[00:41:10] Like my chatters, I don't know

[00:41:15] Okay, I guess if I had a guess if I'd a guess probably like three years

[00:41:20] I just got a pain okay cool nice dude well he's well worn that's crazy good

[00:41:29] it's not you see now you're high-key now you're hyping me up and I haven't gotten

[00:41:34] anything quick open fuck stop don't do the quick opens are so bad it's never

[00:41:43] where I'll piss me off so much okay see I'm gonna this is gonna upset you but

[00:41:47] But right when I hit open the key, the game knows what I got.

[00:41:53] It's just showing me the real, just to give me some fun, you know?

[00:41:58] Yeah, yeah.

[00:41:59] It's like going to the casino and spending a slot machine and you see those people tapping

[00:42:02] the screen.

[00:42:03] Those people are gambling addicts, right?

[00:42:05] That's the whole point of what we're doing.

[00:42:06] They think that what they do is changing, you know, whether or not you open the case

[00:42:09] with your dick or not, isn't going to change what you get.

[00:42:14] Well, you open the case with your dick or not, that's going to change.

[00:42:20] Uh, well, there's some theories on that.

[00:42:23] Sure, you know.

[00:42:26] It could be, it could be, um, something else.

[00:42:30] It could potentially-

[00:42:31] Do a Johnson pack.

[00:42:32] I'm not gonna do a Johnson pack.

[00:42:34] This is why, do you know the butterfly effect, Joe?

[00:42:36] Are you familiar with the butterfly effect?

[00:42:38] Yes, I know what the butterfly effect is.

[00:42:42] I think that that's something that is worth taking into account.

[00:42:45] How does the butterfly effect have anything to do with CSGO and opening cases?

[00:42:53] Because if you can, I don't know how to explain it to you, but I am under the assumption

[00:43:07] Um, any, any, any way you do something.

[00:43:16] Well, I think the cases, I don't think they're guaranteed to be a certain thing.

[00:43:21] You think that it's random.

[00:43:23] I think that, listen, I feel like when you get the case, the game

[00:43:28] automatically assigns a specific skin that's in it and you just can't see.

[00:43:34] Incorrect.

[00:43:35] Incorrect.

[00:43:35] How do you know that?

[00:43:36] because there's times where I've opened up a case it has showed me what I'm gonna

[00:43:42] get and it said steam error and then I go to open the case again and it's

[00:43:47] something different so you think it's randomly spinning the odds every time

[00:43:52] yes yes yes but that's still that doesn't change whether or not you're

[00:44:00] gonna get a specific item depending on how you open it what you think Val

[00:44:06] is making it so quick opens have worse odds I didn't say that I think quick

[00:44:11] opens are just lame as fuck yeah totally lame I've never do a quick open seriously

[00:44:20] don't do quick opens it's just not fun for anybody nobody likes it only reason

[00:44:25] to quick opens is if is it you is it you want to speed up the case opening

[00:44:30] process so are you are you trying to get out of here quicker I'm not trying

[00:44:34] to get out of here. I just love that seems like to me. That's disrespectful. Well, how

[00:44:39] many cases that it's not disrespectful? How many cases have you opened? Come into my game.

[00:44:45] Oh, now you say your game before the one be one. Yeah, I'm sorry. Okay. I have about eight

[00:44:54] more. I have about eight more. I have about eight more revolutions. Have you done all

[00:45:01] of your what was the one that we did I've done all the I've done all the

[00:45:05] recoils yeah let me just hey you only bought 10 you only bought 10 fracture

[00:45:09] keys how do you see what are you broke I see on your screen there's a lot of

[00:45:16] means okay yeah I'll buy 10 more fuck nope can't do that can't do that you

[00:45:21] can't you can't buy 10 more you can only buy you already have keys I have

[00:45:26] So I'll use 10 and then I'll buy 10 more. Yeah, okay

[00:45:39] Let's do the 1v1 right now on value fine you're losing now

[00:45:45] Invite for aura. Can I have my hands are cold though? Can I open a case mid 1v1?

[00:45:50] I

[00:45:52] Sure if you feel that confident

[00:45:55] Bar you gonna like run in the enshoot me when I do that

[00:45:58] No, you're probably gonna have to open up you're probably gonna have to download this map

[00:46:02] Yeah, I think it's gonna download automatically for you. It's a workshop. I think it'll it'll pop up on my screen

[00:46:09] Hey, you played I

[00:46:13] Think I just D seed

[00:46:16] Well, you know what does this not work

[00:46:19] Now my screen just like froze

[00:46:25] He is 21 K. Elo you're fucked. Yeah, but he's washed chat

[00:46:29] It's true. I am washed

[00:46:32] But I still should be

[00:46:34] Way better than you. I don't think this is gonna work. I don't think this is how you do a 1v1 server

[00:46:39] I don't think it's gonna work

[00:46:41] I'm like perpetually joining your lobby. It says are you any yeah, I don't think it I

[00:46:46] I'm in the lobby right now. I'll leave. Hold on.

[00:46:52] I'm going to close my game and relaunch it.

[00:46:56] That's not going to do anything.

[00:46:58] Well, I'm like stuck in adjoining lobby screen.

[00:47:00] Oh, okay. All right. Fair enough.

[00:47:06] And what if now me closing the game and relaunching it resets my luck?

[00:47:11] Oh, I think only wingman inferno works.

[00:47:15] I can't do a what there's no way to do a 1v1 map. I

[00:47:20] Did a 1v1 map with like Ron

[00:47:25] And what what map was it you set it up chat. Do we know how it worked? I

[00:47:30] Have a workshop map that I should be able to use

[00:47:33] It says just download a map from workshop and it works

[00:47:36] Yeah, I have that's what I have but it didn't work. You just made you

[00:47:40] Alright join me join me join me

[00:47:42] I'm in yeah, I'm gonna do it again. See if it works. Oh

[00:47:51] Yep, it's making me download it. Okay, there you go download it. What do we play? Oh

[00:47:58] I

[00:47:59] Think it goes to eight

[00:48:02] Does it matter what side I choose?

[00:48:05] Next easy why

[00:48:08] Why are there bots in this game because I'm on use

[00:48:13] I'm gonna kick the box

[00:48:16] Dude, I'm clicking heads right now you join T side Joe I said CT

[00:48:24] Are you also able to use an egg on that side?

[00:48:28] Yep, yep

[00:48:30] What's what's your fascination with this side? Is there something better about this side? Nope? Absolutely nothing

[00:48:38] Are you so sure about that?

[00:48:40] Fuck my hands are not working right now, okay hold on okay, why do I have an m4 a release

[00:48:50] Okay, so it's gonna and warm up

[00:48:55] Damn it

[00:48:58] Look on the ground so you're it's gonna spawn you with it with either the AK or the m4 are we playing now and

[00:49:06] Well, if you want to just get used to the

[00:49:10] the 1v1 stuff you want to get used to that how it works it's gonna spawn you

[00:49:13] with a gun and you can look at the ground pick up the AK yeah what if I

[00:49:19] deagle you for aura

[00:49:22] hey you could yeah you could if you want to

[00:49:28] You have a whole call tag when you get a kill.

[00:49:32] Call tag?

[00:49:34] Not a call tag, a little music celebration.

[00:49:41] Yeah.

[00:49:42] Alright, let me know when you want to start.

[00:49:43] You want to warm up?

[00:49:44] I thought, are you, are you needing on me?

[00:49:48] Like, are you not trying?

[00:49:51] I'm not trying though.

[00:49:53] Okay, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.

[00:49:55] Start now, start now, start now, start now.

[00:49:57] I was letting you roll off.

[00:49:58] Okay, start now, start now.

[00:50:00] Okay, all my hands are cold.

[00:50:01] Let me put them under my legs for a second.

[00:50:04] Let's open up a quick...

[00:50:05] You know what?

[00:50:05] That's a round one.

[00:50:06] That's a round one.

[00:50:06] Let's open up a couple of cakes.

[00:50:08] Let me just finish these three revolutions off real quick.

[00:50:17] Where do you put your hands when they're cold?

[00:50:18] Do you put them in your crotch?

[00:50:19] Or do you, uh...

[00:50:20] I guess you don't have the stomach fat.

[00:50:22] I like, sometimes I'll put them underneath my stomach.

[00:50:25] I'm like

[00:50:27] Over stomach fat either. No, I do I do have a lot

[00:50:32] Just got a serpent strike that means I went

[00:50:37] Like you're opening fevers now, huh

[00:50:40] Structure well, I don't know because originally I thought we were opening cases together

[00:50:44] And then you kind of just randomly started opening other cases that I wasn't opening and so I was like, oh, yeah

[00:50:51] Okay, I'm ready to play ready to play all right, so we starting

[00:50:55] Yeah, I'll restart it. Ready? It's going to go on the restart.

[00:51:00] Move my microphone. Super intense.

[00:51:04] Brothers, get that thing out. Okay.

[00:51:06] I'm going to restart it again because you're... No. Ready? Go.

[00:51:17] Oh my god, you're playing so scary, aren't you?

[00:51:22] Yo, helmet!

[00:51:23] How do you are you like a tap-fire or spray a little bit of both

[00:51:32] Yeah, I'm gonna get what is this go to it goes to eight

[00:51:38] Joe is it come on man. Stop. You can't be disappointed in me like that. You're right. Sorry

[00:51:48] He's got a shot!

[00:51:58] Good lord!

[00:52:03] He's online!

[00:52:05] Oh, he got me low!

[00:52:14] Oh, if only I had a deagle.

[00:52:20] Fuck!

[00:52:21] Oh, you had me low.

[00:52:24] You had me low, boss.

[00:52:25] Yep, that'd be combat score in game.

[00:52:29] Why are you busting out the deagle?

[00:52:34] Don't bust out the deagle.

[00:52:35] You're never gonna kill me with that thing.

[00:52:38] Okay, see, you can't say that because then I'm gonna drop it.

[00:52:42] No, you're just not going to.

[00:52:44] Okay, so what you're doing right now is called being a bitch.

[00:52:49] Stop peeking like that.

[00:52:50] That's how you're supposed to peek now?

[00:52:53] Isn't that like the ideal?

[00:52:57] Yeah, but you're trying to just throwing it up to chance.

[00:53:04] How am I throwing it up to chance?

[00:53:05] I feel like I'm slain peeking.

[00:53:06] I'll see you later.

[00:53:09] Come on, Joseph.

[00:53:13] You can't, you can't be bragging about a game you're beating me in that you have 290 days

[00:53:20] of playing.

[00:53:21] Yeah, you're right.

[00:53:22] I'm sorry.

[00:53:23] I'm sure if we played Fall Guys, you'd beat me.

[00:53:33] You're such a f***.

[00:53:35] If we bro'd, we'd bro'd.

[00:53:36] You would lose in those games.

[00:53:38] I truly don't think, what other games are you good at?

[00:53:43] legends I'm phenomenal my god you fucking care um pick a game I guarantee I

[00:53:50] think you had it I mean this is a fucking smoke show call of duty isn't even

[00:53:55] close here's what I'll say is there is no call duty sure no problem

[00:54:00] model for two 10 prestige legit fifth grade by the way all right now I'm

[00:54:06] I'm tapped in, hold up, don't shoot me.

[00:54:08] All right, I'm right here.

[00:54:09] 10th proceeds legit in sixth grade.

[00:54:10] Come on.

[00:54:21] See, like, you're being a little baby with these peeps.

[00:54:26] Bro, because you're deagaling me.

[00:54:29] OK, I'll take the AKM.

[00:54:30] You know how the adeagle works, right?

[00:54:37] What do you mean?

[00:54:40] The recoil?

[00:54:44] What about the recoil?

[00:54:45] Do you know how long you have to wait between...

[00:54:48] Oh!

[00:54:49] You know how long you have to wait between shots for your recoil to work its way back?

[00:54:55] No.

[00:54:58] Okay, so

[00:55:02] Wait, I'm kind of I'm kind of I'm kind of coming back now

[00:55:09] That little flick you just had

[00:55:16] Yeah, you're playing great

[00:55:25] You know how to spray

[00:55:27] Little bet where you like came

[00:55:32] I'm sure you know how to spray, but you know the spray

[00:55:36] 47 it's like a backwards seven

[00:55:42] What hey did you you played in what's his name's tournament jinxies tournament you guys did you guys win?

[00:55:49] No, my team. Okay here is a little dude come come to the middle come okay come to the middle come to the middle

[00:55:56] I'll show you

[00:55:57] See how when I spray this wall look look where the bullets go. They go the same place every time

[00:56:06] So you want to what the fuck you want to go like this

[00:56:16] Yeah, well, okay, well that's not very accurate is it your first five can pretty much be like that see that

[00:56:25] I'm just down to your first five against this war right here. Let's see how close that type they are. Oh

[00:56:30] Like how I would normally do it. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, okay. I'll do it right here

[00:56:37] Okay, that's pretty good for one two three four and the fifth was a

[00:56:42] Yeah, you want to just do I mean as long as you get them in that area. It's good enough for life

[00:56:47] No, my looks a little bit better than yours like a non-pro. Okay. Okay, let's do that

[00:56:55] Oh, yeah, but no pretty much any game we play against each other.

[00:57:07] I'm assuming I would win it.

[00:57:09] You're crazy.

[00:57:11] You're not beating me.

[00:57:12] What game do you think you beat me in?

[00:57:13] I'm beating you in...

[00:57:14] Besides, uh, Fall Guys.

[00:57:15] I'm beating you in...

[00:57:16] I'm beating you in...

[00:57:17] I'm beating you in...

[00:57:18] I'm beating you in Val.

[00:57:19] Okay, okay, hold the fuck on.

[00:57:23] How would you if I'd beating you in this game? How would you beat me in cod?

[00:57:28] Because cod is way more fast movement and you can like it's entirely different

[00:57:34] Like I'm beating you in any other shooter

[00:57:38] What does that mean overwatch mobile rival nope yep

[00:57:44] World's best Reaper

[00:57:47] All right, well then I

[00:57:51] Guess this is just a fluke then

[00:57:53] this is a fluke. This doesn't mean anything on how good you would be in other games.

[00:58:00] That's not necessarily true. That's not true at all, actually.

[00:58:09] How? Quite the opposite. Okay, so...

[00:58:11] It's certainly true because I can tell you from first-hand experience that I had two

[00:58:14] Rainbow Pros on my team in Valorant, and they went fucking 3 and 12, respectively.

[00:58:18] You're talking about Rainbow. You're talking about Rainbow.

[00:58:21] Rainbow is a game where you can be a toddler and as long as you know what crack in the wood to shoot through you can win the game

[00:58:29] That game sucks balls

[00:58:32] Do you enjoy that game honestly? I think it's fun

[00:58:36] I don't know I can't stand the game. I probably have like 10 hours in rainbow. Oh

[00:58:42] Great shot

[00:58:44] All right, well you want to open some more cases I mean we can play a game of CS if you want

[00:58:57] Yeah, okay, sure because this has been a total

[00:59:01] No, it's good to see your skill. I mean you're not terrible. Okay. Well, see

[00:59:06] not terrible. Yeah, sure, sure. Good, because I will say this, my, my counter strike, oh,

[00:59:14] I've checked my phone, my wife's telling me. Joe, someone wants to come look at a dresser

[00:59:24] that I'm selling at my house at four or five o'clock. Is that okay? What do you say? Someone

[00:59:30] wants to, we're selling a dresser at my house in like an hour and a half. And someone,

[00:59:35] Someone's coming to look at it in about an hour and out about no no no no no three hours from now. Oh, yeah, dude

[00:59:42] I I'm I'm fine if we just like rip these cases play like two games. All right. Thanks, Joey

[00:59:47] Yeah, no problem

[00:59:51] Yeah, I don't know why I'm asking you

[00:59:57] I mean to be I don't mean to be rude or anything, uh, you're actually pretty good at that kind of strike

[01:00:02] I just think I'm I think I can you were just saying you were just saying I was terrible. Oh

[01:00:10] No, what I meant to what I know I didn't say that you said it was

[01:00:15] Indicative that you would beat me in any other game. I did that's me talking about my own skills

[01:00:21] It's not talking about yours. Yes, but you're not beating me in any other game

[01:00:24] Which has or what do you want to play a game right now? Or do you want to do I feel like you should open like

[01:00:30] 30 more cases

[01:00:32] Okay, sure. Which ones do you want to?

[01:00:35] All the ones with the fractures and then the feeder.

[01:00:37] Fractures, okay, yeah. Let's do that.

[01:00:41] I got a question for you, Joe. I was thinking about this the other day.

[01:00:45] Do you know how much influence you have on society? Do you understand?

[01:00:54] In, like, what degree?

[01:00:56] in in in in I guess any degree yeah I mean like I mean sometimes it's hard to

[01:01:12] grasp but like yeah there's a lot of people that watch me right because you're

[01:01:19] like because you can say whatever you want and most people will agree with

[01:01:24] it. I don't know about that. I think people with my takes because I think I have pretty

[01:01:31] good takes. I don't think people agree with my takes because I'm saying it. Here's a question

[01:01:36] I have. Have you ever tried to push a narrative upon your community? Like my chats, my test

[01:01:45] subjects and I just try to spew just shit that's entirely false. Not necessarily. Not

[01:01:51] necessarily. No, right. I mean, like, have you ever tried to maybe change their opinion

[01:01:58] or educate them on something that you found was important? Oh, yeah. Okay, like what?

[01:02:05] I do that. I don't know, like certain philosophical takes or other random things, like not really

[01:02:11] changing their opinion, but also defending mine in that I'm like, I don't think you're

[01:02:18] Wrong, but I don't I think my you know opinion has more valid

[01:02:26] Sure

[01:02:28] Sure, how about you? Well, I guess I guess what I'm trying to say is

[01:02:33] Like like for instance

[01:02:36] What I don't realize sometimes is so many people have told me

[01:02:40] Hey, I tried this ice cream that you ate in this video

[01:02:44] And it's like wow I just influenced so many people to go and buy this ice

[01:02:48] I mean that's like the whole part of you know advertisements like you get paid to do I'll see your your little

[01:02:58] doc

[01:03:00] something doc

[01:03:02] Doc doc what's like that ad you do? Oh, it's like that zock doc. Yeah, there's probably people that genuinely use that

[01:03:09] I guess I'm asking is anything you've specifically went out of your way because I only do that

[01:03:23] because you get paid right?

[01:03:24] Well, yeah.

[01:03:25] Oh, you're saying there's something that I've like promoted just because I like it.

[01:03:28] Yeah, I guess so.

[01:03:30] I guess so.

[01:03:31] Yeah.

[01:03:32] I mean, product wise, like ice and liquid gas I love.

[01:03:36] but outside of those I mean like liquid death is good you think that's okay I

[01:03:49] had one but I have one of them one time and it wasn't it wasn't the best I

[01:03:53] think it was like a mango one but I haven't tried very many of them

[01:03:59] hold on I gotta respond to my girlfriend real quick I might go silent for

[01:04:04] like 20 seconds. No problem. Hold on. Yeah, we're gonna play

[01:04:10] a game. Play a game.

[01:04:23] Labor liquid death sucked in my opinion. I don't know. I haven't

[01:04:26] tried enough. I'll try more. I'll definitely try some more.

[01:04:29] But the ice is, yeah, I mean, the ice is hands down one of the best drinks around I mean, it's got super carbonation. It's got

[01:04:40] Oh my God, exactly. Exactly. What's your favorite ice flavor?

[01:04:45] You know what? I like the one that's like a triple berry. I think it's like there's like a raspberry on it or

[01:04:54] or uh but you know what though i will say this the straight up lemonade is hard to beat straight

[01:05:00] up lemonade is very good have you had cherry limeade uh you don't like that one i think i'm not

[01:05:08] a limeade guy dude cherry limeade to me tastes just like a surely temple and i love surely temples

[01:05:17] really okay wow okay yeah yeah I'm not a big I'm not a big big line guy but I can

[01:05:27] understand that for sure we used to I used to in college I used to make things

[01:05:31] called Mike's pops you're called my pops and I used to get those big pack of

[01:05:36] those ice drinks 32 ounce cups big plastic cups and for freedoms vodka get

[01:05:43] that handle a four freedoms vodka for $8 from the Ralph to the Westworld.

[01:05:47] $8?

[01:05:48] It's yep.

[01:05:49] That is cheap as fuck.

[01:05:51] And I was the bartender.

[01:05:52] You have all the players over and you have to fill the cup with mostly ice because it

[01:05:59] doesn't taste good if you don't have ice with the ice.

[01:06:04] So you do big cup of ice.

[01:06:06] You do half flavored ice drink.

[01:06:11] three pumps of for free and vodka then fill up the rest with the ice drinks. Oh my goodness. It's like

[01:06:18] It's like drinking. It's like it's like it's very very potent and it gets you drunk very very quickly

[01:06:26] That's like I feel like what you're describing is like

[01:06:30] What jungle juice in college? Yes. Yes. I'm a mask the disgusting

[01:06:36] I'm talking to you, but I feel like the what you described is better than jungle juice.

[01:06:43] It is.

[01:06:44] Because you don't.

[01:06:45] Mixing random like grain alcohol, that's like $4 and fuck it.

[01:06:52] Yeah, but I feel like it's better than jungle juice.

[01:06:54] It is.

[01:06:55] Because you don't.

[01:06:56] Mixing random like grain alcohol, that's like $4 and fuck it.

[01:07:01] Yeah.

[01:07:02] alcohol that's like $4 and fucking just like Hawaiian punch and other

[01:07:09] exactly super sweet things that we can't taste it it's the Mio that they

[01:07:14] think that's what that's really does it did you ever do a board before no what

[01:07:20] is that oh I feel like see you might be a little too on for a board blackout

[01:07:26] rage gallon no no but do you know that is I can maybe take a gallon of water

[01:07:35] empty it like a third of it fill the third with vodka and then like an entire

[01:07:41] thing of fucking me out and then you just drink it and they'll give names like

[01:07:49] I feel like the issue there would be drinking a whole gallon drinking it

[01:07:54] Well, you don't just shug it like if that's your drink for the day is like basically like

[01:08:00] You know a fifth of fucking vodka or like half of that and then

[01:08:06] Water jugs, but like cops you turn events will throw them out because they're just like people die

[01:08:13] Yeah, I can believe it. I thought that was called Jesus juice

[01:08:18] Why can I not play the bomb fucking listen out? Holy shit

[01:08:24] Backside, backside, backside!

[01:08:26] Stand backside!

[01:08:27] Oh, whoa, whoa, whoa!

[01:08:30] Backside, backside, backside!

[01:08:31] Frontside, frontside, frontside!

[01:08:32] Frontside, show!

[01:08:36] Oh, you guys are so fucking sweet!

[01:08:40] I'm still the one, my ass!

[01:08:42] Joe, you're good!

[01:08:43] Dang!

[01:08:44] No, turn around.

[01:08:46] Your mic, like, peaks and cuts out,

[01:08:48] and it's the funniest ever.

[01:08:50] Sorry.

[01:08:51] Oh, my audio's messed up.

[01:08:53] What's wrong with my audio guy? Gameplay is echoing. Oh, I know why. I know why. I know exactly why.

[01:09:00] There we go. That's better now. Oh, these guys are faded in our lobby.

[01:09:03] Oh, what's up with the same as it was?

[01:09:09] As it was.

[01:09:11] I got a really cool AK.

[01:09:14] This is an AK that I opened doing a Johnson.

[01:09:18] Pretty rough Molly by me there.

[01:09:20] Just burn my trine's chow.

[01:09:22] One in your body, 20 in the boat.

[01:09:24] That's it, Bob.

[01:09:25] Holding, holding.

[01:09:32] Okay, ramp, ramp.

[01:09:36] Fuck, GCT.

[01:09:39] What is that crosshair, Judy?

[01:09:42] There's an AK down your feet, Judy.

[01:09:44] AK down your feet.

[01:09:45] Am I getting something wrong?

[01:09:47] I don't know it's not that good though quick change

[01:10:01] Joe take a look at the knife

[01:10:07] You know what this knife is are you holding it? Yeah

[01:10:12] That is a blue that's not a blue gem, but that's uh, is that a belly?

[01:10:17] No, it's a Huntsman, it's K-Sword and Pattern 190, aka DPH, you know what the DPH stands for.

[01:10:32] Dick Pattern Huntsman, it's the famous Onepexel, Dick Putt and Huntsman, yeah looks like a

[01:10:39] finis

[01:10:44] Hey guys, let's work up that walk please

[01:10:50] I am Bravo's dad. I'm gonna be

[01:10:55] Planting on Bravo. Oh my god, I'm so nervous

[01:11:02] Guys, he's in the bomb

[01:11:06] That's my bad guys I shouldn't have planted

[01:11:09] he's diffusing the bomb I see it's planted for you

[01:11:14] oh that's dry

[01:11:17] hey you know what that's a clean round though

[01:11:20] don't forget we got to open these cases man

[01:11:23] it's hard to open cases mid game

[01:11:26] I can't case everything round

[01:11:29] that's why I try to find myself a little nook

[01:11:32] mid round

[01:11:34] shoot your mid pound open case

[01:11:37] well sometimes I mean usually when the when the round is either well one or

[01:11:44] well lost

[01:11:47] oh like you know it's a 1v5 yeah I mean there's no point in playing anymore but

[01:11:53] you know what really is

[01:11:57] I don't know you're gonna swing me like that I thought they were all on the other side

[01:12:11] how do we even know what cases I'm opening I'm kind of just like randomly opening cases

[01:12:17] are you opening specific ones right now I'm opening snakebites

[01:12:24] i'm opening snakebites still

[01:12:28] snakebites is where i got both of my gloves

[01:12:34] guys dead as fuck

[01:12:39] i'm just getting straight blues man

[01:12:40] i might be able to do a trade-up after this

[01:12:45] i think i have enough red

[01:12:50] See the knife I have?

[01:12:52] What knife?

[01:12:53] No way you're or a farming in-game right now.

[01:12:55] It's a big pattern husband.

[01:12:59] Can I have it?

[01:13:01] Uh, I don't have this game, please.

[01:13:06] And that's a game joke.

[01:13:07] Those aren't accepted anymore.

[01:13:10] You're losing social credit for that.

[01:13:13] How much social credit is lost from that?

[01:13:15] Not much.

[01:13:17] But, uh, some at least.

[01:13:20] You look just like your operator. No I don't.

[01:13:28] Rator's much black. What the hell?

[01:13:33] But yeah, you gotta take a look at this AK Joe after I uh...

[01:13:37] Fuck! Where was he? Where was he? Got him?

[01:13:42] see you're so good oh my god why should you try there all right i'm opening a

[01:13:55] case ready okay you get all to you like it i just got a purple i got a blue i

[01:14:03] don't like saying that guns name i got it again

[01:14:06] Okay, you set it for me.

[01:14:08] Oh, come on.

[01:14:11] Oh, I just quick-opened an MP9 paint, bro.

[01:14:17] Oh, good.

[01:14:18] Oh, food chain.

[01:14:19] All right, so you can trade that up.

[01:14:20] That's really good.

[01:14:21] You can trade that up into a red.

[01:14:22] Good trade.

[01:14:23] Oh, see, that's a little sad, though,

[01:14:25] because I didn't get to see it roll into the pink.

[01:14:28] That is ridiculous.

[01:14:29] What does your name mean, bro?

[01:14:30] The brightness of a quick open.

[01:14:32] That's what I'm trying to dissuade you from doing it,

[01:14:34] Joe.

[01:14:35] I'm hitting

[01:14:38] Love how that hits you fucking

[01:14:41] There's a guy in he's in window and he has a gun in a k I think

[01:14:48] Hey guys, let's work up catwalk

[01:14:51] No, I'm here right now. I tried to push him, but he ended up pushing me out. I kind of go nice

[01:15:00] Nice huge let's go. Let's go. Hey

[01:15:03] I

[01:15:05] Guys dad he's a cease

[01:15:07] That's guys on alpha

[01:15:09] Go pee go pee go pee

[01:15:13] Right you're holding my you're holding my

[01:15:24] So I get really intense with counter strike Joe it's like mute you in game, so I don't hear two of you

[01:15:30] I'll just stop talking in game. No, I don't want you to stop talking in game

[01:15:36] There's a way that I know you in game

[01:15:39] Okay, hold tab right-click on volmar and hit now. That's not how you do it. I don't know how to do it actually

[01:15:48] Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, no, that's not how you do it. I don't know how to do it from being honest

[01:15:52] You've been playing CS.

[01:15:56] Well, I've changed the game.

[01:15:57] I've never-

[01:15:57] 1,000 hours.

[01:15:59] And you don't have to get a player.

[01:16:01] You've never muted somebody.

[01:16:03] In the 290 days of playtime.

[01:16:07] If you mute somebody, you are essentially saying

[01:16:11] communication is extremely important in this game.

[01:16:15] And I would never cut off communications.

[01:16:17] guys I'm out a you guys come up there for

[01:16:26] I'm on my way oh I'm down to you I think he's in I think he's in Palace

[01:16:33] Yeah, while you clocked this I'm gonna pull gloves

[01:16:50] I heard you die

[01:17:03] Oh, come on!

[01:17:07] Gotta shoot, Judy, gotta shoot.

[01:17:08] Oh, sure, Brett, he knows where I am.

[01:17:10] You know, for me, I'm sorry about this joke.

[01:17:12] For me, Counter-Strike is really hard for me

[01:17:15] to not care about.

[01:17:18] Like, it doesn't matter.

[01:17:19] This game has no bearing on anything,

[01:17:23] but I can't get myself to not try.

[01:17:26] It's just, I don't know what it is.

[01:17:27] I just, I get a gumball.

[01:17:28] You just won every game.

[01:17:30] Yeah.

[01:17:31] I don't need to.

[01:17:32] I bought frags but I'm 6 and 4 because I have less damage.

[01:17:37] It's because of your damage, yeah.

[01:17:39] I'm a damage shud so I'm aware of the risk I'm taking.

[01:17:43] It used to be because of points. They used to give you points for...

[01:17:48] I don't even know what for, assists and planning the bomb used to get you points.

[01:17:53] And I think they've done away with that and now it's just damage that matters where you are.

[01:17:58] all right Joe you run out I'm gonna go to smoke go out go out go go up blue go

[01:18:04] up blue I don't know where the fuck they are

[01:18:19] help green green you gotta go why are those three people on B I think they're

[01:18:28] stream sniping us I just passed two pinks back to back

[01:18:34] I gotta lock in I'm just I got it I gotta you gotta relax I can make you

[01:18:40] Sweet you need to open the case

[01:18:43] Yo, I'm gonna get these three dead terminals that terminals suck. Oh, do you want to go for those?

[01:18:49] Well, I thought they were I thought they were terrible. Don't you have to buy the skin that it shows you?

[01:18:54] Yeah, it's a little bit of a scam. It's a little bit of a scam

[01:19:00] Yeah, I don't know if this is gonna be the future of Counter-Strike God, I hope God, but I think it might be I

[01:19:06] I think it might be the way that they start to do things.

[01:19:11] What happens is you get five choices, five attempts and you have to buy the skin at the

[01:19:18] end.

[01:19:19] I've seen people get shown knives and they have to spend a thousand dollars to get the

[01:19:24] knives.

[01:19:25] Yeah.

[01:19:26] I got a pair of gloves and I spent four hundred twenty bucks on it.

[01:19:30] Was that worth it or is it like out of hand or something?

[01:19:33] No.

[01:19:34] No, it wasn't worth it at all.

[01:19:35] sell for less than that so I'm so fucked guys they're holding pinch angles are

[01:19:50] you mocking me no I've just never heard that they were both they were both

[01:19:56] holding a pinch yeah I just never heard pinch angles it's a good good term

[01:20:02] though that's what it is because if I peek one of them the other one has a

[01:20:08] line of sight on me yep that's called a crossfire or a pinch or a pinch angle

[01:20:15] yeah I'm gonna start using that no you won't pinch angle yeah I will why not

[01:20:21] it's good it's good word I can't afford that I'm a broke I'm a broke fuck

[01:20:29] right now i have no money what's the most amount of money you've spent on in in a game

[01:20:35] i'm assuming counter strike is probably number one counter strikes already number one even just

[01:20:40] from the one case everything because i probably spent like how is he already dude they're they're

[01:20:45] they're flanking you guys on b in tube how is he already there dude he just full sprinted off

[01:20:55] rep into our spawn and immediately yeah yeah they just don't care they're just

[01:21:01] styling on us I like to play this game with style and flair and I think we're

[01:21:06] not playing like that right now because I'm not pk with teammates and that's

[01:21:11] really where the that's where the game really shines is when you all five are

[01:21:15] working together with style and flair you're throwing flashbang you're

[01:21:17] throwing smokes here yeah let me just got it all yeah you have like a flow

[01:21:23] Here's what we're gonna do. Okay. I want everybody to buy a smoke and a flashbang

[01:21:30] And here's what we're gonna do okay, everybody come with me to a

[01:21:34] Come with me today flashbang a gun or a flashbang gun. Yep. Bye everything

[01:21:41] All right now walk walk walk walk walk walk walk walk walk walk

[01:21:44] Okay, we're gonna wait out this smoke

[01:21:46] She don't jump bro. I fucking had to jump because uh I'm some

[01:21:57] Beautiful beautiful run run run run run full speed go

[01:22:02] I'm only I can't see anything

[01:22:06] I'm blind again. I'm blind again. I'm smoking upstairs

[01:22:16] I'm blind.

[01:22:18] Oh, no, there's a ghost out.

[01:22:20] Just go to the whole site.

[01:22:22] I'm going to get them.

[01:22:24] Oh!

[01:22:26] Now that's what I'm talking about right there.

[01:22:28] That's what I call style and flair.

[01:22:30] That's a good way to play.

[01:22:32] Nice ride on the half.

[01:22:34] Now what we want to do, guys.

[01:22:36] Here you go. I'll give you an AK there, I see.

[01:22:38] I want everybody to come B.

[01:22:40] I want everybody to go B.

[01:22:42] We're going to walk B.

[01:22:44] some fake shit on a guy's all walk walk in the apps don't once you get up there Joe walk

[01:22:50] What if I just peek all right don't listen to you?

[01:22:53] Once you guys get closer to apps say green delta green Delta and I'll throw my smokes and I'll fake a and you guys

[01:23:00] Explode out B. I want you to throw flashbang somebody look back hang back and throw flashbangs over blue

[01:23:06] That's gonna be you you're gonna you're gonna hook flashbangs over the site over the site the rest of guys get green Delta

[01:23:12] going, execute, they already know where they are

[01:23:15] they were holding it, they were holding it!

[01:23:17] he's sitting on van, there's three of them on B

[01:23:20] yeah maybe they are stream snapping us

[01:23:28] they're fucking stream snapping

[01:23:34] I'm still explaining it, this guy goes great nothing

[01:23:37] I

[01:23:45] Got a field tested food chain

[01:23:50] Cases if I don't get one red out of this

[01:23:58] What's the best thing you've gotten yet best thing I got was that that pink

[01:24:02] You've gotten one thing. I feel like I've opened more of my cases than you though.

[01:24:07] Uh, you.

[01:24:09] You might have. Yeah, you might have opened a couple more than me.

[01:24:12] I mean, I'll speed it up a little bit.

[01:24:14] Three around.

[01:24:16] I'll speed it up a little bit.

[01:24:18] You have an hour on CT's side and this is where I shine.

[01:24:21] CT's side is usually a little easier.

[01:24:25] It's pretty difficult though when you're in a five stack because, um, you know,

[01:24:30] Oh, they're fucking me just so they're full pushing the BBV

[01:24:40] We got this blue

[01:24:43] Fuck her down. Okay down blue

[01:24:46] Somebody said holy hair. They're making fun of me

[01:24:54] Nice job Judy fuck me. I'm not even watching

[01:25:00] Oh

[01:25:03] Now oh man like never plays this game, right?

[01:25:11] Well what he does is I think he he does

[01:25:17] He um

[01:25:21] Yeah

[01:25:22] He'll watch him he'll watch the pro the pro. He'll cook Jesus fucking Christ

[01:25:27] He'll commentate the pro-

[01:25:29] What is going on? What just happened?

[01:25:33] What the hell? I've never seen that happen before.

[01:25:35] I don't know. I don't know.

[01:25:37] Throwing a donkey in it, Adam.

[01:25:39] Come on. He's low. He's super low.

[01:25:41] Come on, Ben.

[01:25:45] Nice job, Judy.

[01:25:47] Top mid.

[01:25:51] Yes!

[01:25:53] This last guy could be anywhere.

[01:25:57] I just knifed him. Oh my God

[01:26:02] That's a stat track on on your

[01:26:06] Shitty knife that track on the Falcon knife

[01:26:13] Trade you want to trade I'll give you I'll give you a stiletto

[01:26:16] Marble fade. I don't want a pity hand out because you think my knife sucks Joe

[01:26:21] I'll give you a stiletto marble fade you give me that knife and then I'll give it away

[01:26:25] That's how badly I don't I it's a terrible night. Yeah, but now I have a stat track one kill on it

[01:26:31] Hey, you know what though you you unboxed that yeah, I did unbox it

[01:26:38] Yeah, yeah, I'm sorry. No, no, please do not I would actually really upset if you got rid of it

[01:26:43] That's the night you should have forever. You were just trying to say you wanted to give it to me a chat

[01:26:48] Well, that's cuz I thought I was just an arbitrary knife

[01:26:50] I thought well I thought maybe you bought it or was given somebody gave it to you or something

[01:26:59] I don't know but it's good to hear that you how did you open that what did you um what case was

[01:27:05] it wasn't the falchion case was it? I can't imagine what case did I open for this? it's probably

[01:27:10] uh what could it have been I'm thinking about it what could it have been it could have been

[01:27:16] in the uh, riptide? Maybe, I don't think there's riptides in it.

[01:27:19] There's a Chroma. Chroma 2.

[01:27:23] Damn it, it's not.

[01:27:24] I didn't, I didn't, I never, I've ever pulled a knife from dreams and nightmares.

[01:27:28] That is really unlucky. Chroma has some really good knives in it.

[01:27:31] Getting a falcon is, yeah, yikes.

[01:27:36] You haven't opened up the uh, the, the fever cases yet, have you?

[01:27:40] I've opened maybe five of them.

[01:27:43] Oh, okay.

[01:27:45] My buddy here get a head-tap.

[01:27:53] What did you say in terms of enjoyment of the game of Counter Strike?

[01:27:57] What would you say it is out of 10 for you?

[01:27:59] He's in jungle. Rotating is in your game.

[01:28:02] Joe, you gotta rotate, man.

[01:28:04] Oh my god, I'm rotating, I'm rotating, I'm rotating, I'm rotating.

[01:28:08] What was your question? Sorry.

[01:28:10] enjoy that kind of strike enjoyment one god I'm just in this guy's running

[01:28:15] around with a P90 like an absolute chud this guy's a thousand kills on a

[01:28:20] on his a day yeah definitely all in fucking death man

[01:28:24] bro this fucking game sucks strafing mac 10 dinking pink

[01:28:37] bro I have yes I got a little pink doctor a new 007 oh my god it's James

[01:28:44] on holy shit

[01:28:50] has he pulled anything yeah baby pulled about five knives already chat so did

[01:28:55] you like twitched on when you went Joe is it a lot of fun convention itself is

[01:29:01] like corporate bullshit if I'm being honest outside of like my events but

[01:29:06] the like convention aspect itself is like

[01:29:10] they're coming out a yeah there's there's one above

[01:29:20] one right about you Judy hops

[01:29:24] no way we're quiet so I got it I have another question for you who out of all

[01:29:35] All the streamers and YouTubers that you've met, who do you think you were the most starstruck by?

[01:29:41] I guess starstruck maybe not as a ball, but like, you know, like, wow, I can't believe I'm...

[01:29:46] By attractiveness or like, oh my god, me either.

[01:29:50] Well yeah, sure, let's do both. Yeah, let's do both.

[01:29:54] Um...

[01:29:57] I think a lot of my chatters would assume I would say Mr. Beast, but Mr. Beast was just like, a regular-ass guy.

[01:30:02] meeting Ludwig was like on camera just like Ludwig well cuz I used to watch

[01:30:08] him all the time and he also just doesn't really seem like a real person yeah

[01:30:13] that's that's good point when you meet Ludwig you're like wait I you're at

[01:30:18] you're not like Ludwig the youtuber like you're a human like is he a tall

[01:30:25] guy no he's very short really that's all is he I don't know he I'm like

[01:30:31] six one he probably looked to me about like five nine oh yeah maybe five maybe

[01:30:39] five maybe five ten out to like five eight five ten yeah look because you know

[01:30:46] what no it's probably above average if I'm being honest he he's I think he's

[01:30:52] one of those guys that I mean he's kind of like you where just does a bunch of

[01:31:01] shit like he's got the gaming channel he's got the and he's what he's in

[01:31:06] china now so he's doing a lot yeah he does a lot it's a very commendable the

[01:31:18] amount of effort that he puts in I don't know anybody else that I've been

[01:31:22] Starstruck

[01:31:26] I'm trying to think

[01:31:28] What about most attractive?

[01:31:32] Well, I was just telling my shadows talking to my friend the other day about how like uncanny

[01:31:36] I mean, I'm not trying to glaze here man, but like you are uncannily attracted. All right. All right. Go you haven't met me

[01:31:45] I was watching your movie theater video and

[01:31:48] And my god, bro, you have a perfect beard.

[01:31:51] You're tan.

[01:31:51] You're tall.

[01:31:52] OK, all right, all right, all right, all right.

[01:31:54] Why don't you have the bleached white abs, if you do?

[01:31:58] That's why Andy the most.

[01:32:02] That's why Andy the most, for sure.

[01:32:03] I get flares like that, because every time they

[01:32:06] face me, they're gone.

[01:32:07] Wait, have you ever thought about being in one of those

[01:32:09] Calvin Klein things?

[01:32:11] No, I don't think I'd be a Calvin Klein guy.

[01:32:13] Now, let me ask you a question here.

[01:32:15] Do you think there's stuff in the underwear

[01:32:17] those Calvin Klein ads because I don't think I've ever seen somebody with a fucking soft

[01:32:21] ball-sized ball because that shit really pisses me off.

[01:32:24] I have a buddy from college that had a weirdly... it was almost like elephantitis.

[01:32:29] Fucking grapefruit size testicles like what the fuck?

[01:32:33] I mean, I mean, you decide if it's the testicles or if it's the the six-dubb

[01:32:38] penis.

[01:32:39] It's not... no, it's not me.

[01:32:41] I mean, if you're talking about what's the size...

[01:32:45] I think it's the balls being compressed by-

[01:32:47] What are you looking at, Joseph?

[01:32:49] I'll stop one now.

[01:32:51] Shut up!

[01:32:53] There's one peeking there!

[01:32:55] There's one peeking there!

[01:32:57] And then he moved.

[01:32:59] Time for our clip, Ainsam Wolfer.

[01:33:05] What are we talking about? Like the dude from-

[01:33:07] The dude from, um,

[01:33:09] uh,

[01:33:11] The Bear, the chef's show.

[01:33:13] He did a Calvin Klein ad, you know, I mean, like, your nuts aren't that big, though.

[01:33:18] Like, your nuts are not that big.

[01:33:20] If your nuts were that big, you would have trouble walking.

[01:33:23] I mean, I think that was...

[01:33:25] Uh, yeah, I guess so.

[01:33:29] When you... the underwear that you wear, what kind do you wear? Do you wear the briefs?

[01:33:33] I wear the boxer briefs. I wear the mixture.

[01:33:36] I don't like boxers. I think it makes your nuts saggy, and I think briefs throw up your ass.

[01:33:41] I wear the in between wait boxer briefs are the ones that are

[01:33:46] Those are the ones that are like cloth or like cloth then like I mean there's different types like you could buy cloth

[01:33:52] You could buy also like a

[01:33:57] So I wear I wear the boxers the ones that are like a tablecloth

[01:34:03] Guys let's let's jerk out ready come here come here come here

[01:34:07] Follow me follow me follow me in the way isn't apps apps

[01:34:11] I'm dropping it.

[01:34:12] Whoa, go out, Green, go out.

[01:34:16] Died immediately.

[01:34:18] You just baited my-

[01:34:19] Supplements!

[01:34:23] The videos I got you!

[01:34:30] Stick it!

[01:34:32] Stick it!

[01:34:34] Oh my god.

[01:34:35] Okay.

[01:34:36] Oh!

[01:34:37] You can do it!

[01:34:38] You want it for sure?

[01:34:43] Did he have to use the card?

[01:34:45] It's the last second, he goes no chip.

[01:34:48] I accidentally left away and I thought I had off the keyboard.

[01:34:52] I already had it, he goes no chip.

[01:34:58] Wait, what underwear do you wear?

[01:35:01] I wear Chonies.

[01:35:03] where they're just like, you know, it's like,

[01:35:05] it's like the, the, the, the, the,

[01:35:08] the plaid tablecloth type, type boxers.

[01:35:11] You just wear straight boxers like you're free ball

[01:35:14] and you're free ball.

[01:35:15] Yeah.

[01:35:16] You might as well, you might as well not even pass

[01:35:18] if I'm being honest.

[01:35:20] No, no, no.

[01:35:21] See, that's where you're wrong.

[01:35:23] No, because it's point one.

[01:35:23] Now, when I was a young boy.

[01:35:25] What added protection are you getting from straight boxers?

[01:35:29] Yo, I'm saying this also, bro,

[01:35:30] You're not going to be sagging down to your knees by the time you're 60, buddy.

[01:35:34] If you're not wearing fucking anything that's keeping them up.

[01:35:39] Okay, and there's no issues.

[01:35:41] Balls are going to be floating in a bathtub.

[01:35:44] I like the aesthetic of a sagging pair.

[01:35:47] Oh, USB Cortex!

[01:35:49] That's going to be field tested point 19.

[01:35:53] Oh, men wear!

[01:35:55] Alright, uh, good game, guys.

[01:35:58] I get a weekly drop from this Joe

[01:36:01] You do how do you even check weekly drops? I've never gotten a case from anything after the game after the game

[01:36:07] It'll uh, it'll you'll get a drop at the end. It'll show you your bar filling up

[01:36:13] Yep

[01:36:16] Click up top click rank up

[01:36:20] Wait, rank up rank up rank up rank up rank up rank up rank up

[01:36:23] Okay, so you're not so you're not there yet. Oh, I got a drink of nightmares. Oh

[01:36:26] Oh

[01:36:28] Another free dreams and nightmares. I'm gonna pay 250 for the key. All right. I'm gonna. Oh, yeah, but I'm gonna open it right now because

[01:36:35] That means it's the one I just got. I don't know which one I just got this is the one. I just got yeah

[01:36:40] It's lucky always open your drops never sell them

[01:36:44] Come on baby

[01:36:46] I'm gonna run to the bathroom real quick

[01:36:50] J from the sub LV thinking of the five gift aids

[01:36:52] Funky drip, think of the sub, big thing, think of the sub, Hershey for the sub, Garner and David for the sub, free, think of the five.

[01:36:57] Boozy, Aaron, Noah, Toe, J4, free, Kree, and Bax, think of the five, gift is Mr. Think of the three.

[01:37:03] Cureth, Solar for the sub, unhappy and mad, think of the sub, the shallow. Rowan, think of the three.

[01:37:07] Mr. Daedius, think of the sub, Exxon, Kyle, think of the sub, Zop, think of the three. Nek and Tech, think of the sub.

[01:37:11] Mbmz, Deon, gosh, and Durth, think of the sub, Sloppy, Twitch, Mast, Bad, Viper, and Joe, think of the three.

[01:37:17] PRM and ass. Hey Ajax and see I think of it the sub chat. Sorry. I'm not talking to you guys much

[01:37:22] Slash not reading bit don't know I'm able to read the name, but I can't read the message right now great

[01:37:26] Thank you to the thousand buddies appreciate the fucking bitties, bro. My friend almost took their life. I wish them the best man

[01:37:31] I hope they're okay

[01:37:33] Said some of the things how life is beautiful shed for a way truly needs a lot what I say

[01:37:36] Thank you. Well, I'm glad I'm able to help me and two sides ever the answer and I hope your friends

[01:37:39] Okay, dude. Yo, count me down 30 seconds gun. Think of it the sub. Um, I don't think my wife would appreciate it

[01:37:45] I told you how much I spent on the wedding ring, but it wasn't a crazy amount of money.

[01:37:51] It really wasn't.

[01:37:56] Because at the time, I didn't really have a lot of money.

[01:38:00] The range, I would say around $10,000.

[01:38:05] I would say around $10,000.

[01:38:09] But here the thing is, I don't think that, I don't think that, I don't think that,

[01:38:14] I don't think that they should be that much money.

[01:38:18] I don't think that the amount of money it costs

[01:38:31] is like buying a Gucci bag.

[01:38:38] Like the actual product is not that much money,

[01:38:40] but the branding of it.

[01:38:42] But a wedding ring is just a wedding ring.

[01:38:44] There's no brand.

[01:38:46] So it's just gonna be more expensive.

[01:38:49] Swag seven, baby.

[01:38:51] I'm back.

[01:38:52] It's just all 0.16, oh, 0.60.

[01:38:55] Yo, what cases are you opening now?

[01:38:57] Hey, welcome back, Joe.

[01:38:58] I'm opening up some clutch cases.

[01:39:02] We're almost done.

[01:39:03] Did you want to queue up another game?

[01:39:04] I'm down to queue another game.

[01:39:05] Do you do trade-ups in like one stream

[01:39:09] or do you just do them at the end of your case?

[01:39:11] I usually do them at the end, yeah.

[01:39:14] just spanned through them, so you can have a knife or anything.

[01:39:20] What are you like, all the time?

[01:39:23] Oh, are you kidding?

[01:39:24] Are you fucking kidding?

[01:39:26] Isn't that crazy to think?

[01:39:28] I have traded up to,

[01:39:30] arguably,

[01:39:31] the best thing you can possibly get

[01:39:34] and I'm still losing money.

[01:39:36] You're down?

[01:39:37] Oh, I'm down like 60k.

[01:39:41] Bro, I thought you were like one of the only guys

[01:39:44] Hold in the flag. I thought you were like one of the people are still up. No, yes

[01:39:49] No, absolutely, I believe that you're down

[01:39:53] Yeah, believe it you're you got to be up

[01:39:57] No

[01:39:58] You got those two emphasis those are

[01:40:01] That one case bro that case everything I did kill those are the end I opened like eight hundred dollars

[01:40:07] What were those cases that I was opening they were like fifteen dollars a case

[01:40:10] What breakouts I think they were open I think I opened like 50 breakouts they're

[01:40:16] like oh I got nothing I got nothing and so even though I got good shit at the

[01:40:24] start I was like me losing on the breakouts was like the worst oh my

[01:40:32] goodness I can't believe that oh yeah the um oh the breakouts are so bad if

[01:40:38] If you don't get it, if you don't, well, you know what though, the reds are expensive,

[01:40:42] but man, they really put everybody loves the butterfly knives.

[01:40:48] And so you really got to get a butterfly knife for it to be worth it.

[01:40:50] So you know, but breakouts are guaranteed a butterfly knife.

[01:40:54] If you get a gold, that's why people like that's why the butterfly knife.

[01:40:58] The only thing is, you know, but if you want to get risky, then you go for the spectrums.

[01:41:03] The spectrums have a butterfly in them.

[01:41:06] And then also the Dreams of Nightmares have a butterfly in them as well.

[01:41:10] So you know, it just depends on how risky you want to go.

[01:41:14] But I think this is going to be a gold right here.

[01:41:15] I think I'm going to get one right now.

[01:41:16] I had to change track.

[01:41:17] Can you see my screen?

[01:41:18] I don't know if the game captures where I'm going to go.

[01:41:21] Oh.

[01:41:22] Okay.

[01:41:23] I'm going to queue up another game.

[01:41:24] That was a good game.

[01:41:25] I feel like it was glitching.

[01:41:26] What the fuck?

[01:41:27] No?

[01:41:28] I don't know.

[01:41:32] Is it glitching black chat?

[01:41:34] I

[01:41:37] Changed my loadout real quick Joe. What color do you like it's like glitching?

[01:41:42] Hold up. Why is this not working? What color do I like?

[01:41:48] Yep, it like won't show my screen. What the fuck?

[01:41:54] Do you a computer capture a game captures yes, I do

[01:41:59] Game capture

[01:42:01] But it's just not showing the game. I think I do game cap. I do not go. No, I do not I do not I do monitor capture

[01:42:09] You do full screen. Wait, what the fuck? I

[01:42:13] I do both I guess

[01:42:16] Oh only black screens when I open the key, I think that's fine

[01:42:21] Like a second wait, what were you saying? That's my favorite color your favorite your favorite

[01:42:25] Well, you know, I'm gonna make a load out here. I got a lot of skin so I can kind of choose the color scheme

[01:42:31] I like a forest green. Okay. All right. Let me see what I got

[01:42:37] Or something like how much is your inventory worth?

[01:42:43] The inventory is worth about

[01:42:46] Probably about 120 K

[01:42:50] Come on take this knife off. Are you ever gonna sell are you ever gonna sell shit in your inventory?

[01:42:57] You're here in the great question

[01:42:59] $20,000 it's a wonderful question. I don't know if I will I

[01:43:03] Mean if I need to I probably will I'm assuming at some point in your life

[01:43:07] You would stop playing CS and go I should probably sell this

[01:43:14] Yeah, well if you need to go to college you're gonna you're gonna build down your CS account

[01:43:20] Yeah, I mean what I mean it's a hundred. It's a hard 20k. I mean

[01:43:24] Okay, yes, but you really think like 40 years from now see ass is still a big game

[01:43:35] That last age old question isn't it I mean if you extrapolate

[01:43:40] Where it is now

[01:43:42] Yes, I think it'll look entirely different like I don't I don't even know like

[01:43:47] That's what they would have said ten years ago. Yeah, and it does. I mean yes, it's a different game

[01:43:51] How the game it's like it's obviously reskinned just graphics wise, but I'm saying like how skins work and shit like I mean when you think about it

[01:44:02] Guns are basically just NFTs in game

[01:44:05] so

[01:44:06] It's like you don't know how the market's gonna change like they could just do other some some other random shit

[01:44:11] That's just like tanks your inventory is price

[01:44:14] Correct, and they've done that that's what happened. I lost thirty thousand dollars when they had the tree

[01:44:21] yeah so but yeah that's a totally real thing that can happen yeah I mean that's

[01:44:31] something to consider but I've been in this game for a long time now and getting

[01:44:38] rid of those skins is I don't know if I'm ready to do that pink I don't know

[01:44:43] if I'm ready for it pull the trigger on that it's gonna be tough it's gonna

[01:44:49] be tough do you think that you're going to be playing video games when you're

[01:44:54] like 40 yeah I had this discussion the other day as well so I'm going to have a

[01:45:04] child soon I'm assuming I'm gonna have less time but then I also think about

[01:45:11] it and go well how much attention is the kid really need if he's a little

[01:45:15] toddler running around doing stuff I mean come on he's just gonna be in the

[01:45:20] little crib next to me and I could just do it and he's crying so yeah and so I

[01:45:26] think that once oh match except gold maybe my first ever would be ah damn it

[01:45:34] I'm thinking once it gets to the age where it's a break it was a boy I think

[01:45:40] I would have a total different look at this.

[01:45:42] Why?

[01:45:44] Because a boy I'm going to have him play rugby.

[01:45:46] I'm going to have him play football.

[01:45:47] I'm going to have him play baseball, basketball.

[01:45:49] I mean, I'm probably, you know, if, if, if.

[01:45:53] And what if you're, what if you're, okay.

[01:45:57] And she's a tiny, tiny.

[01:45:59] She's five foot.

[01:45:59] So you're saying your kid pops out.

[01:46:01] He's like five, five.

[01:46:02] You throw him into wrestling.

[01:46:03] Could be a little, a shifty little fullback

[01:46:06] or could be, you know, could be a big monster.

[01:46:13] Okay, what if your kid's like,

[01:46:15] like how tall is your wife?

[01:46:18] She's five foot.

[01:46:19] Okay, your kid pops out, he's 4'11".

[01:46:22] Well, it's a girl.

[01:46:23] So that's why I'm saying,

[01:46:24] I don't have to worry about it too much.

[01:46:26] You have a guy.

[01:46:27] Because girl's kinda, girls at the,

[01:46:29] what if your girl is like six, two,

[01:46:33] you put her in like basketball?

[01:46:34] See that's where I'm that's that's where I think

[01:46:44] Especially their woman get them to just start playing golf at the age of like

[01:46:54] Your kids starts if your kids five years old and especially in the women's league if you're if your kids five you gonna play golf brother

[01:47:00] They're gonna be a monster. Yeah. Yeah

[01:47:04] The hack you don't pick it up at that age

[01:47:09] No, no I

[01:47:11] Easiest is the easiest sport to switch to yes, we're playing college

[01:47:18] Rowing yeah in in college, you know title nine

[01:47:23] What is that you know are you familiar with title nine?

[01:47:27] So title nine it's

[01:47:29] Essentially, what it means is, and they told us, they told us this in college when we were there, that a lot of people don't know this, but for every male scholarship that a Division I college gives out, they must also give out a female scholarship.

[01:47:49] So if you have 500 male scholarship players, you have to have 500 females. So the UCLA women's

[01:47:57] Rowling team has a hundred and twenty girls on scholarship because that's how they that's how they compare with the

[01:48:08] This is why it's an absolute hack

[01:48:11] because a lot of people are just on the Rowling team for shits and gigs and

[01:48:16] they get there and

[01:48:18] And they, hold on, I gotta clutch this up.

[01:48:22] I got it, don't worry.

[01:48:23] Wait, are you, are you saying, hold on, I'll wait, I'll wait, I'll wait.

[01:48:26] Are you saying there's women in UCLA that have a rolling scholarship that don't even

[01:48:38] run?

[01:48:40] They will join the team, they'll get there, and then they will medically retire as soon

[01:48:46] as they get there.

[01:48:47] But why are they going to medically retire because they have to because title nine requires you to give out x amount of scholarships

[01:48:56] But how are you know nine choosing what women to give this scholarship to like are they even row it are they even like rowing

[01:49:04] Are they no it's real roads. They give me a real road

[01:49:07] But they're saying oh, you're not going to play

[01:49:11] You're not good enough to play but you're still going to be or not play

[01:49:14] Take the bomb, take the bomb.

[01:49:16] Um, well, most of them go with the intention of rowing, but there is a small amount of people

[01:49:22] that will, um, as soon as they get there, they will medically retire, which means they do not have to participate anymore.

[01:49:29] And then they'll just go there for school.

[01:49:32] Going down, going up, uh, tunnel, tunnel.

[01:49:35] One top. Yo, I just realized I'm almost all the way through all my cases and I've gotten fucking nothing.

[01:49:43] I got such as the way of life they're leaving they're leaving

[01:49:50] Surely I could do a red trade

[01:49:54] It's ill right now

[01:49:58] Where'd you get what you get no I got nothing. Oh, I

[01:50:01] Got a song for God. I can see it on the screen as well

[01:50:05] Yeah, so so if you want your kid to go if you want your female daughter

[01:50:09] to go I guess well you know if you want to go to college for free yes

[01:50:18] pink Joe beautiful if you want them to go to college for free your best chance

[01:50:27] is by having them do rolling if you have a kid I think it does depend on if

[01:50:36] They're a man or a woman, but if you have a man child and you want them to go pro in a sport

[01:50:40] I think from a young age. Oh, please don't swag it. Don't push that

[01:50:46] Not a lot of money here, but I think you put them in bowling run out run out fast for you

[01:50:52] But what did you say? I think if you have a male in bowling at the age of like a six

[01:50:57] they're gonna be bowling average 270 by the time they're 13 like

[01:51:01] like, surely. Like they're just gonna be cracked at both. It's just the same.

[01:51:06] That's a ridiculous comment.

[01:51:07] Or chess. No, chess is really off-do banking that your kid's not an idiot.

[01:51:14] I do believe though the best sport to put your kid in at a young age is golf.

[01:51:19] Because even if they don't go pro, they could be good enough to enter like tournaments and have it as a side hustle.

[01:51:25] To them! To them!

[01:51:26] Oh, nice job.

[01:51:27] Nice try yeah, but the thing is golf is golf takes a long time and it's it's very expensive as a sport

[01:51:35] It's a rich person sport

[01:51:37] But it also has the highest payout. It's the best sport to go prowling golf is the best

[01:51:43] Also, leave one of the hardest works to go

[01:51:47] It is one of the hardest sports to go pro bro. You just got a fucking red

[01:51:51] Yeah, baby. That's right, baby

[01:51:53] Let me follow you up.

[01:51:58] Please do, please do.

[01:52:00] It's expensive, it's time consuming, and you know what, most of all, Joe?

[01:52:04] It's fucking boring.

[01:52:06] I love golf.

[01:52:07] Don't get me wrong, I love playing golf.

[01:52:08] Golf's only fun if you're tracking.

[01:52:10] But imagine watching your daughter pinky dink the ball around five yards, five yards,

[01:52:15] ten yards.

[01:52:16] You have to go and match it.

[01:52:17] Oh my God.

[01:52:18] The watch has got to be gruely.

[01:52:19] You have to watch a full 18 hole.

[01:52:22] Like every week.

[01:52:23] at this whole game you have to peek with me you just haven't been peeking with me

[01:52:31] you know like you that's fine that's fine I'll aim around you you can you can

[01:52:38] peek though it's okay I'm skilled enough to be able to peek around you okay

[01:52:42] there's don't be scared I want you to take these fights full on full bore okay

[01:52:47] I'll do it. God, I

[01:52:48] I scum there, Mike, Mike. God, I suck.

[01:52:50] And I've got nothing today.

[01:52:54] Sorry. I throw more cases and then I have

[01:52:57] the stupid terminals that killed those are made to death.

[01:53:01] Yeah, you know, that's why I originally I was going to say five,

[01:53:04] but then I said, no, I can't do five.

[01:53:06] That's like, I feel like I'm just scamming you by telling you to get five.

[01:53:09] So I said three and I even regretted saying three.

[01:53:12] You should have said, but they dropped in price.

[01:53:14] The only reason why I said three is because they dropped in price.

[01:53:16] They used to be like, yeah, you know why they dropped in price because you have to fucking buy the skin that you unlock

[01:53:22] Yeah, yeah, I only have one more case

[01:53:28] You only have one more. All right, well, I mean you could do one or two things

[01:53:33] Yeah, you you could you could have your mouse slip and accidentally get a couple more

[01:53:40] You know or you could just say I'm good for the day. It's up to you

[01:53:46] I don't even think you can do straight up for for red. I don't think I think I have I have some shitty

[01:53:56] What are you doing? Are you just clicking skins? Yeah, I want to go long. Oh my god. What did I just watch?

[01:54:04] I don't think I've ever seen anyone do that before and you're gonna watch me do it again. It's purpose

[01:54:09] No, no, no, please don't please don't

[01:54:14] I'm doing Joseph. Oh my goodness

[01:54:17] This guy is just clicking any all 10 skins randomly not even looking at the float of them and just trading them up. Yep

[01:54:25] Joe, oh my god, I can't believe you're doing that. That was a good skin brown right there

[01:54:31] but I

[01:54:33] I can't believe this all right so I get go got your back got your back

[01:54:40] other thing wait that really upsets you that much you check the float of that

[01:54:47] does oh I can't trade you another red interesting but see I would trade that

[01:54:57] That red, that red.

[01:54:59] And I would trade that low impress.

[01:55:03] See, now we're in a bit of a pickle here, Killdozer.

[01:55:05] I think I might need a rejuice on scams after this game.

[01:55:09] But, Chucho, you're alive.

[01:55:11] Oh, my god.

[01:55:13] Sorry, guys, I was only in cases.

[01:55:18] Didn't really realize we were in match right now.

[01:55:22] Oh, I got him.

[01:55:23] Move on the round.

[01:55:24] Look at that, Yuto.

[01:55:26] Look at the combo there, huh, guys?

[01:55:27] I just got a free skin or a free gun.

[01:55:31] It's called a skin round.

[01:55:32] Donkey Nade, he all.

[01:55:33] Calc the Reds before trade up.

[01:55:35] What, how much they're worth?

[01:55:37] Okay.

[01:55:37] Sorry, Joe.

[01:55:38] I was, I was clutching cause you rave kit.

[01:55:40] You have to look at the, look at the, the where not necessarily the float.

[01:55:45] Yeah.

[01:55:45] Look at the where I'm going to tell you, I'm going to tell you what I'm

[01:55:49] going to say because I'm going to trade up to a shitty knife at the end of it.

[01:55:53] Nope.

[01:55:54] And then at some point I, okay, but I still have

[01:55:56] Like if I have well worn fucking tanks I should still trade them off

[01:56:01] Yes, yes, but if you if you okay. Yes, but if you combine a

[01:56:07] Well-worn with a factory new

[01:56:10] You are losing a lot of value on that factory new skin is worth like up to

[01:56:16] almost a 20 bucks

[01:56:18] But it's worth a lot more than the well worn skin and so if you combine let's just say you put five well warrens in

[01:56:25] 3 factory news and 2 minwares. You'll probably end up getting a field-tested skin.

[01:56:31] Alright, alright, hold on, I'm gonna let you clutch here. Playing well. There you go.

[01:56:40] Oh, good try, Joe. This job, good try.

[01:56:49] Job of this first

[01:56:53] Anyways, you want to put the well-worn battle scarred and field tested skins together

[01:56:58] You want to trade those up together the min-ware and factory news you want to put those together?

[01:57:04] Because it'll end up making your final end result

[01:57:09] Lower

[01:57:10] So basically all I'm saying is you're like wasting

[01:57:17] Essentially yes, well isn't that what CS cases are in general?

[01:57:19] well it's it's um yes but you're but you're giving yourself a lower chance

[01:57:27] by doing so swinging that makes sense all right you guys hang out hang out

[01:57:38] Okay, fake site, go site, go site, go site.

[01:57:44] Don't push up yet, don't push up yet.

[01:57:51] How did he head- oh, we had an AWP.

[01:57:53] I'm teleporting.

[01:57:54] I was just saying that made no fucking sense.

[01:57:57] Oh, I love being able to just run around and spray.

[01:57:59] Yo, kill, take it with a three, tip it with a three, XT, Edderson, Maya, and Monkey,

[01:58:03] take it with a sub.

[01:58:05] Slow juice Gabe Weezer thinking of the three you do in a chest right? Yes

[01:58:10] When they're practicing Fridays in the tournament. I'll tell you schedule after those are safe for the sub

[01:58:14] Anyways, I'm just looking out for your best interest Joe, but you I mean you could do it however you want, but it's typically

[01:58:21] Typically you want to get the low float skin the low float skins together when you do trade-ups

[01:58:26] You don't really make a difference because if you end up because it's like I said we talked about the butterfly effect earlier

[01:58:32] didn't wait. If one well worn skin can end up becoming a factory new skin if you play

[01:58:40] your cards right. But you don't stack it where you'd throw a well worn in with a bunch of

[01:58:45] fact news or you could do that. You could do that. Um, but essentially as you take

[01:58:51] your well warrants, turn them into field tested, then you turn your field tested

[01:58:55] pink purples, how are you trying to test it by combining them with field tested

[01:59:00] It's a whole uh, Benny said you're so bad at CS. Yep. And you're sitting in your little cock chair watching me. So how's that?

[01:59:07] Window, window, window, window, window.

[01:59:09] You gotta control that spray there, Swaggett. You gotta...

[01:59:15] Easy. Clean them up. CT and window.

[01:59:20] Both there, both there.

[01:59:22] I'm going top.

[01:59:24] I'm going top.

[01:59:26] I'm going top.

[01:59:28] Both there both there

[01:59:30] Nice try our teammates suck, huh? I mean, I'm not doing the hottest either you're kind of carry

[01:59:37] Yeah, well, it's just a comp game. We really cares I

[01:59:42] Thought you said you never want to lose the s-game it doesn't matter you take these seriously now

[01:59:46] It seems like no, I know it doesn't matter, but I still try regardless. Yeah, you should try

[01:59:52] Exactly exactly, but it still doesn't it doesn't change the fact that it doesn't really matter

[01:59:55] We time out the guy spamming for me to do Barry Barry

[02:00:03] So question I have for you Joe what's something that you want to use your platform to

[02:00:09] Really really tell people about and make them make them know that this is what I believe this is what I I

[02:00:16] Think

[02:00:18] or suicide prevention specifically that's what I do a lot of charity streams about and the such

[02:00:24] and I got in there

[02:00:28] outside of that I'm out um

[02:00:33] I was talking about that for yourself don't just fucking believe like what I'm like I'm not giving

[02:00:37] a shit what you believe it's just like don't believe what your parents immediately fucking tell

[02:00:41] you like look into shit yourself if you see something on social media don't immediately

[02:00:44] just fucking like a sheep just follow it like you can disagree I say this to my

[02:00:48] audience to like feel for to disagree with me like right right I think a lot

[02:00:52] of people people do just like drive the the creators like mindset wave but you

[02:00:59] don't need to like I fuck with the facts and my chat agrees with me on a lot of

[02:01:02] things that they don't need to right here's the thing is misinformation is

[02:01:08] is a necessary part of society.

[02:01:10] Why?

[02:01:11] Because if there was not misinformation,

[02:01:15] then everyone would just believe everything that they've read.

[02:01:20] So it's very important that we have people

[02:01:22] that spread misinformation.

[02:01:25] Yeah, but there's a level of misinformation.

[02:01:28] I think we're at a point now in social media

[02:01:31] where the level of misinformation is too extreme.

[02:01:33] I do agree with you, because then,

[02:01:35] If there was too little misinformation,

[02:01:38] people would be not skeptical at all.

[02:01:40] But I think part of the problem is like,

[02:01:42] there's so much misinformation

[02:01:44] and people still aren't skeptical at all.

[02:01:47] They will see a person that they've never seen before

[02:01:49] pop up on their 4U page say something confidently

[02:01:52] and just go, yep, I believe that.

[02:01:54] And now I'm gonna tell nine people

[02:01:56] that this is what's happening.

[02:01:58] A good example of this is there is a baseball

[02:02:01] Twitter account that only posts fake news.

[02:02:03] There's so many Twitter accounts that just post fake news.

[02:02:06] Yeah, right, right.

[02:02:07] That's what...

[02:02:09] Great shot, swag it, get out of the window.

[02:02:12] Fuck.

[02:02:14] Dude, I hate when people just...

[02:02:15] Yeah, we're just lying on the floor.

[02:02:16] ...hard of having one off.

[02:02:17] Yeah, people just said them.

[02:02:20] Yeah, misinformation is a necessary function of society.

[02:02:26] But what's also necessary is to be able to filter misinformation.

[02:02:31] I got a new combo on CT side.

[02:02:35] How many more cases?

[02:02:39] Unless we knew for certain that anything somebody said is true.

[02:02:43] We have to have people that are saying the wrong thing.

[02:02:49] Or else you're just going to believe everything you hear.

[02:02:53] It would be nice to believe everything you hear.

[02:02:57] see is a long the long the long I'm locked in I'm locked in I'm locked in I need

[02:03:05] help guys I'm coming I purple girl in a life I'm dead damn it

[02:03:14] don't worry but you know I don't think I've ever spread misinformation show have

[02:03:17] you now you could have been oh what you clutch up here you ever said

[02:03:24] Something that was that was totally wrong and then went back and said I'm sorry. I apologize. That was wrong

[02:03:29] Yeah, I can't think of something specifically

[02:03:32] But there's definitely been times where I've said something that I I truly believe is fact and I just turned out to be like absolutely

[02:03:37] Like fucking piss wrong like and then I feel bad, but at the same time. I'm like, wow

[02:03:46] Wow, it's like a lying without knowing you were lying. Yeah, I didn't mean to do I just bought 30 drinks at nightmares

[02:03:54] My goodness, are you serious? Yeah, yeah, but not on dreams and night bears

[02:04:14] That's the main issue with this game is you gotta buy the keys to

[02:04:24] 5555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555

[02:04:26] What's open one pretty bad?

[02:04:28] And watch now I'm gonna get a knife because you told me you told me I shouldn't have gotten

[02:04:33] Wait, did you already open the spectrum twos? Yeah, I already opened everything but the terminals

[02:04:38] Oh, let's do it. Well, hold on the run. They we're in the middle of a game here after this game

[02:04:42] We do the terminals

[02:04:44] All right, sure. Cause I feel like don't you know, you gotta see my think about the terminal offers in middle middle

[02:04:50] Not really. I mean, it's like

[02:04:52] We're going up tabloid.

[02:04:57] I think I chunked one.

[02:05:02] Ahhhh!

[02:05:03] One on me and one on my dead body.

[02:05:07] Dang it, he's long.

[02:05:10] Oh no, they're a case!

[02:05:18] I'm gonna open my spectrums. Why not? You got the best thing today. That's far. Yeah,

[02:05:32] that's true. I did. That's true. Dude, I just want to open a knife in game. That would

[02:05:38] be like so much war for me be like a full regen would you say that you've ever

[02:05:52] had a dream collab job oh yeah I have a dream collab can you guess I have one

[02:06:07] I think maybe everybody should have what?

[02:06:12] Fall guys the Pokemon is that yours?

[02:06:15] No, all guys with Pokemon is not mine

[02:06:18] Well, that would be fun. It's not a dream collab. All right, and I think yours is going to be

[02:06:24] You would never guess it

[02:06:27] Mail or female mail not a streamer

[02:06:33] Okay

[02:06:35] Is it a is it a is it a why I think I'll give you a famous person questions. It is a famous person. Yes

[02:06:42] Is it a youtuber? No

[02:06:46] Is an actor

[02:06:48] No, but they do appear on TV shows

[02:06:54] Is it a singer songwriter? Nope

[02:06:58] Is it a

[02:07:00] athlete

[02:07:01] No

[02:07:02] Okay, you've gotten more like that. What is now now?

[02:07:05] well

[02:07:07] Okay, not a singer not a is it a is it a political figure?

[02:07:15] Is it with a political figure is it a is it a

[02:07:21] Someone who's really smart love love Joe Biden simulator

[02:07:25] Is it someone who's really smart? I would say he's smart, but I don't think he's known for being

[02:07:32] And I'm running out of options here, so it's someone who's like not a singer not an actor not a

[02:07:43] Job Joe

[02:07:47] Is anybody I've mentioned it to my chat, but it's recently become a dream collab

[02:07:53] Famous like that Tyson, but it's not anymore. Oh

[02:07:57] That would be a cool one. That would be cool, but he would just talk all the time. So I

[02:08:02] I feel like they have to be alive now yeah, yeah, well, yeah, but I'm saying like maybe you

[02:08:11] It's not pokey main, huh?

[02:08:16] No, it's not pokey main.

[02:08:18] Why do you think it's pokey main?

[02:08:20] I don't know.

[02:08:21] I just thought everybody was probably had I've probably been in a stream with.

[02:08:28] Have you really?

[02:08:29] I would assume so.

[02:08:31] Yeah, what did you do with her?

[02:08:32] I don't know, probably like a twitch rival to that or something.

[02:08:34] I don't think I've ever been in call with her.

[02:08:36] Oh, that's so cool.

[02:08:41] I've tried her cookies.

[02:08:42] Have you tried the Mina cookies?

[02:08:44] No, I've not.

[02:08:45] Oh, they're bad.

[02:08:46] They're bad.

[02:08:47] They're really bad.

[02:08:48] But I think they're the Costco rip.

[02:08:49] Oh, sorry.

[02:08:51] You OK.

[02:08:53] Is this part?

[02:08:53] Is this someone who appears on TV?

[02:08:56] Yes.

[02:08:57] Movies.

[02:08:58] No.

[02:09:00] Oh, you said not actor, sorry.

[02:09:02] Uh, appears on TV, not political.

[02:09:05] What does that tell you?

[02:09:06] So, a game show host.

[02:09:08] No.

[02:09:10] Holy shit, I can't even think of what else there is.

[02:09:14] Not an athlete, huh?

[02:09:17] Okay.

[02:09:18] Game show content.

[02:09:19] They're, they're on, like, a discovery, a discovery channel ask.

[02:09:25] Zach Baggins.

[02:09:27] No.

[02:09:28] My name is Zach Baggins, and I never believed in ghosts until I encountered one.

[02:09:33] Now that would be a fire to light.

[02:09:34] I used to watch that show when I was a kid.

[02:09:36] Ah, shit.

[02:09:38] One still dead.

[02:09:39] Ah, you wanted to just tell you?

[02:09:43] No.

[02:09:44] Uh, Car Guy.

[02:09:46] No.

[02:09:47] Oh my god, somebody in my chat just said it.

[02:09:51] Is it, is it, is it, is it maybe somebody that deals with wildlife?

[02:09:58] Yes.

[02:09:59] Oh!

[02:10:00] Fair girls?

[02:10:01] No.

[02:10:02] Fair girls is a fake.

[02:10:06] Okay, then I'm gonna go with John Taffer.

[02:10:11] Nope.

[02:10:12] Guy Fieri.

[02:10:13] No, Guy Fieri is not a wildlife guy.

[02:10:18] Oh

[02:10:27] He's on a Discovery Channel show about fishing

[02:10:39] Help me out Joe

[02:10:41] Buddy I'm dead

[02:10:43] I'm red monsters. Yes, Jeremy Wade

[02:10:47] Wow

[02:10:51] No, not noodling if me and Jeremy Wade could go to like the Amazon River and like try and hunt for some

[02:10:59] Wow

[02:11:00] That would be wow green collab. That would be so cool. Yeah, that would be pretty crazy

[02:11:06] That would be crazy. Yeah, is yours actually the main fall guys

[02:11:10] Yeah, I'd like that a lot. I think that'd be really cool. It's just something I've always wanted to do

[02:11:15] Not necessarily like uh, I think I would just kind of be like an I made a moment, I guess full circle

[02:11:24] Why why would you ever be in a scenario where you'd be playing ball guys with toky name?

[02:11:28] I feel like yours is a lot more realistic than mine. No, what Joe?

[02:11:31] Why would I ever getting 70 year old Jeremy Wade to go to the Amazon with me and hunt for a fish?

[02:11:37] But yeah

[02:11:41] What the fuck?

[02:11:42] Yours is a lot more far-fetched. I'll say that

[02:11:46] Yeah, I mean because he's not even in the streaming space let alone like I mean maybe YouTube

[02:11:52] Yeah, Jeremy's caught every fish though. Yeah, but he could do another series

[02:11:55] Dude imagine Jeremy Wade with Kai Sinat in the middle boy the Amazon

[02:12:02] Imagine him with what is that guy's name Ray Kai or Rekai?

[02:12:06] Rekai?

[02:12:08] That would be horrible. I think Rekai would die

[02:12:12] All right, well do you have any anybody that you you you dislike anybody that you're like I would never want to work with

[02:12:23] With that streaming space or just in jail yeah sure why not I mean I I would never

[02:12:32] God I mean I don't know about never I don't like I think let's open a terminal real quick

[02:12:38] All right, hold up. I got it. I'm opening one dream tonight. There's no more

[02:12:43] I wouldn't stream with clad like I don't think oh you don't like that. There's sir. No, I

[02:12:49] Mean, I think there's certain takes he has that I'm like wow that's kind of crazy

[02:12:54] I agree with him there where it's like he talks about like anti-vaxxers and shit, but like I

[02:12:59] Don't know the the idea of me streaming with clad is probably in no go

[02:13:06] Yeah, he seems like he seems like pretty boring. I

[02:13:12] Mean a lot of the a lot of the jokes are centralized around like

[02:13:16] Maxing

[02:13:17] Yeah, right just for maxing

[02:13:20] alone maxing

[02:13:23] Looks maxing

[02:13:24] It seems like not much is focused around happiness seems like he doesn't really care about

[02:13:30] happiness and over all life.

[02:13:31] The clip of him get on overwatch for like a minute and then get off and he's like this

[02:13:36] is like gesture shit.

[02:13:37] I can't play.

[02:13:38] I can't play.

[02:13:39] I can't.

[02:13:40] He played a video game for like actually 45 seconds.

[02:13:46] He ties and he just gets off.

[02:13:49] Like, why can't you just play like?

[02:13:52] Oh man.

[02:13:53] I'm the guy.

[02:13:54] Every game out of every game he would play because he never streamed.

[02:13:59] stream's video game. T-streams overwatch. Like, why overwatch?

[02:14:07] Yes, or shit. I open up all my my my my my my terminals. I got nothing.

[02:14:14] You already unsealed them. I'm unsealing one. I'm going to

[02:14:17] accept the final offer for four cents. I am going to pull the

[02:14:20] trigger on the four cents game. So I should just decline the

[02:14:24] offer until I get something that's like you get something that

[02:14:27] you want red or yeah I don't know about a field tested urban sovereign I mean if

[02:14:37] you really need one of those for a trade-up then yeah go for it these are

[02:14:40] terrible how much were these like $12 it's just like opening a case it's the

[02:14:47] same thing every time you click decline it's another case roll yeah but I just

[02:14:51] got I just got a bunch of blue. Yeah, it's like opening a case.

[02:14:59] Yeah, opening a case, but I have to also pay for the item. What

[02:15:03] is the fucking appeal?

[02:15:07] Look at that, Joe. Holy shit.

[02:15:11] Oh, baby. Oh, fuck, I gotta wait, hold on.

[02:15:15] Can you see what I just got?

[02:15:18] No, what did you get?

[02:15:19] Oh, we're at $215.

[02:15:23] I got to buy.

[02:15:23] So we got the same skin.

[02:15:25] You got the same gun as me.

[02:15:27] Yeah, but mine's worth 130.

[02:15:30] Is yours men wear?

[02:15:32] Yeah.

[02:15:35] Yours is the same.

[02:15:35] Oh my god, this is an active scam, real time.

[02:15:39] Yours is the same wear as mine, but it's fucking $85 cheaper.

[02:15:44] No, it's not the same.

[02:15:45] Yours is a 0.084.

[02:15:47] Mine is a 0.113, but it's technically yours is better.

[02:15:52] Yeah, technically yours is more, more valuable by maybe like real, real selling value, five dollars.

[02:15:59] But they have calculated it as an extra, what, 70, 80 bucks?

[02:16:04] Oh my God, we both open this at the same exact time.

[02:16:06] What are the odds of that happening, Joe?

[02:16:08] It's almost like we're meant to get a Glock 18.

[02:16:11] Minware, fully tuned.

[02:16:14] I'm putting 130 bucks in real quick.

[02:16:16] you I don't know I didn't buy my oh you passed on it yeah why am I buying a

[02:16:23] 200 fucking dollars skin so I could trade it up why would I just buy a

[02:16:28] different one that's cheaper on the steam marketplace oh my god Joe why

[02:16:33] would I buy what do you mean what is happening right now why would it

[02:16:38] house is yours you unboxed it yeah I have to pay for it it's like it's like

[02:16:45] But you could buy one off the market, but that wouldn't be yours.

[02:16:48] It's like I'm spinning an offer to be like, hey, you want to buy this for 250 bucks?

[02:16:52] No.

[02:16:53] Pitching.

[02:16:54] Oh.

[02:16:55] No process.

[02:16:56] It's only loss.

[02:16:57] It's bitch.

[02:16:58] Like, is there any world where you're getting a deal on these skins?

[02:17:05] Like, would that have been more on the-

[02:17:06] Look at this, Joe.

[02:17:07] Look at my screen.

[02:17:08] Hold on.

[02:17:09] Hold on.

[02:17:10] Look at that combo.

[02:17:11] Oh, that's hot.

[02:17:12] Look at that.

[02:17:13] Oh, look at that combo. Oh, that's so cool. Oh, man.

[02:17:22] So I have bought mine. Now you're making me think. No, no, no, no, no, no. Let's look, look, look, look. You and I are a lot different. I might my entire inventory is unboxed and traded up. So I don't buy skin. I only use the skins that I unbox.

[02:17:37] So this is a new skin, I've never got this skin before.

[02:17:40] No, no, no, that's unboxed, I unboxed it.

[02:17:42] You didn't, you didn't really unbox it.

[02:17:45] All right, you don't need to get in the semantics here.

[02:17:47] I did unbox it, it's unboxed.

[02:17:48] All right, let's unbox it.

[02:17:50] You unboxed it, but it's a fact

[02:17:52] that you got the same thing.

[02:17:53] Yeah, you bought it in-game

[02:17:54] and gave the money to Valve instead of a random guy.

[02:17:56] Yes, yes, yes.

[02:17:58] This, that skin was only available to me.

[02:18:01] It's like buying a valorant skin.

[02:18:05] No, actually not being close.

[02:18:06] Exactly like buying Valorant skin.

[02:18:09] I don't know how buying Valorant skin works, is that?

[02:18:11] No, no it's not, no it's not.

[02:18:13] Because each, okay, listen, no it's not.

[02:18:18] When you buy a skin and,

[02:18:21] God, look at that!

[02:18:22] Statrack P250, kintsuki, feel tested though.

[02:18:27] I think I already have one of these.

[02:18:29] I don't think it's Statrack.

[02:18:31] When you buy a skin in Valorant,

[02:18:34] You're buying the same skin everybody else gets.

[02:18:37] The skin that I have, Joe, the skin that I just bought

[02:18:41] is a 0.113045909 Min-Ware skin that nobody else on the planet has.

[02:18:48] This is a unique skin given just to me, that I personally

[02:18:52] check the button to get.

[02:18:56] It's unboxed and then purchased.

[02:19:00] But it's purchased it's not purchased from an individual so in no time was this skin ever

[02:19:06] I am the original owner. Yes. It still feels worse than if you pulled it

[02:19:13] It's still yes, absolutely. Yes, there's no doubt about that. Yes

[02:19:17] Yes, it does and that's and that in and that's how Counter-Strike's going and that's sad

[02:19:21] No, this is like the worst case opening I've ever had so you know, you know how you make it better

[02:19:29] I just pass the red again

[02:19:33] I'll say exactly, you know how to make it better. I'll say exactly how you make it better

[02:19:37] Yeah, take it out of some all get more

[02:19:40] Just get more keep buying cases. I just put another hundred bucks in

[02:19:45] Well, I have 10 more games to do. I'm going another another 20 fevers

[02:19:49] Oh my god, it's making me re-verify my method.

[02:19:54] My heart is going so fast.

[02:19:56] This is how you know this is how you know this is just absolute fucking horse shit right now, chat.

[02:20:01] We're in the gutter.

[02:20:03] Sending money on fire with Killdozer.

[02:20:06] That's going to be the title of this YouTube video.

[02:20:09] Not me, not mine.

[02:20:11] Directly in front of my eyes.

[02:20:13] You said money on fire.

[02:20:14] You said money on fire.

[02:20:15] Yeah, I did.

[02:20:16] You lost money.

[02:20:17] Yeah, I did.

[02:20:18] How much is that that Glock worth even how much that Glock is worth men wear men wear Glock Glock

[02:20:26] What is it full full tune is it fucked up to say I hope you overpaid

[02:20:31] 200 bucks. I didn't overpay it looks like it is worth about 200 bucks. So you made money

[02:20:37] Okay, so it's kind of interesting in my situation because I will like it like we've discussed before I probably will never sell these

[02:20:44] Maybe a long way down the line. I'll sell them

[02:20:48] But this is a play skin of mine now

[02:20:50] So now if I ever want to play with a pink loadout on my T side

[02:20:53] I can because I have a pink glock now and that might sound fucking stupid

[02:21:00] But it's just like people that click Pokemon cards

[02:21:05] How do you collect Joe, what do you collect? Is there anything you collect?

[02:21:10] I've been buying gold on whatnot

[02:21:14] In silver coins

[02:21:17] Alright, but that's more of an investment than a collection

[02:21:20] Well, you would say that your fiasse is an investment. I would say it's a collection and an investment

[02:21:27] Okay, oh, okay, it's a collection through

[02:21:31] Nice nice job Joe. That's a really good one to the dreams and Amherst pinks are worth a lot. I

[02:21:37] Would say it's worth. Yeah. Yeah, they're good for free. It's

[02:21:41] No, I just worth a lot of money on the market, too

[02:21:47] The counter strike skin market has outperformed the s2500 so say what you want about that

[02:21:53] Yes, but who's actually put on life savings in the fucking sea

[02:21:57] I don't know

[02:22:02] People do that

[02:22:03] Who could it be?

[02:22:06] Did you see you know Caleb?

[02:22:08] No, no, this is not my life's sake.

[02:22:09] There's a lot of money though.

[02:22:10] You know Caleb Hammer?

[02:22:11] Did you see his uh?

[02:22:12] No, it's Caleb Hammer.

[02:22:13] Right?

[02:22:14] Caleb Hammer.

[02:22:15] Right, Caleb hammer. Caleb hammer. He's like the Pudgy glasses guy that does

[02:22:20] Oh

[02:22:22] Did you see him with the one with the guy that was oh you got to watch the one oh my god, Joe

[02:22:28] What you gotta watch this on screen thing in the CS cases. Yeah, did you see that one now?

[02:22:33] What oh Joe that's a great look at that great little YouTube video react for you wonderful

[02:22:39] Wonderful one. It's not the video. Oh, it'd be amazing react video. It'd be amazing

[02:22:44] Especially now that you have

[02:22:46] Especially now that you have knowledge about how about how counter strike skins work. Absolutely

[02:22:52] Yeah, it's

[02:22:55] Investing all of his money into Seattle

[02:22:58] This guy is broke as a joke. He's in debt

[02:23:01] And he has like a hundred thousand dollars in counter strike skins and he won't sell them. He's a streamer

[02:23:08] No, because he thinks that I

[02:23:11] Guess so I don't really know but he thinks that

[02:23:14] Um, he thinks that the lawsuit is going to happen because, uh, somebody's to invest, not me, somebody's

[02:23:24] suing Valve for case openings. And he thinks that once that happens, he's going to make a bunch of

[02:23:31] money. The market's going to go fucking sky high and he's going to make a whole bunch of money,

[02:23:34] which he might, he might, there's a good chance he does. But that's like all of his eggs are

[02:23:39] in one. And the guy's also just a fucking nut. He doesn't talk to his mom or his brother.

[02:23:42] It's just you gotta watch it Joe. It's crazy. You gotta watch it.

[02:23:47] I'm opening it. And Caleb Hammer is that dick. The guy's so mean.

[02:23:51] Oh, he is really mean, but they, you know, they, they're agreeing to go on the show.

[02:23:54] This guy does it. This guy does it.

[02:23:56] And they're agreeing to go on the show knowing that this guy's just gonna scream at him.

[02:24:00] Yeah, and that they're gonna make a thumbnail of him like crying.

[02:24:06] This jackass blew all of his money on CS cases.

[02:24:09] You know, normally I think he's like kind of mean to the normal person, but that's kind of his style this guy

[02:24:14] He's a huge asshole too, but but the guy the guy deserves it. It really does

[02:24:21] He's got like a wife he impregnated his wife and like doesn't see the kid or so

[02:24:27] You're saying he's a bum that's in debt. He's a deadbeat father that just puts all this money in to see

[02:24:39] Yeah, this sounds like reality TV. I just bought 40 feeders and then I'm done

[02:24:44] Okay, fair enough. All right, I'll get another 20 after

[02:24:52] God the keys are so expensive man the keys is what really gets you

[02:24:57] The keys are what gets you why you know what it used to be 20?

[02:25:00] Yeah, it used to be cases used to be three cents three cents

[02:25:06] 3 cents. Cases used to be 3 cents. Like any case. Used to be the cheap. Any cases. Used

[02:25:14] to be 3 cents. And now they're $10. I mean, on the low end, they're $2.50. Keys are always

[02:25:23] $2.50. Keys are always $2.50. And, uh, yeah, it's, uh, no, it's ridiculous. But I mean,

[02:25:30] That's just a blind man. Capitalist economy.

[02:25:36] I just never understand, bro, the fucking case openings where people are buying

[02:25:39] like $300 cases, ripping it and just losing, you know, $298 every case.

[02:25:47] Because well,

[02:25:48] pulling blues.

[02:25:49] Yeah.

[02:25:49] Well, the case is the most expensive case is a hundred bucks.

[02:25:52] I think it's actually gonna how much of like early, like old cobblestones.

[02:25:58] Oh,

[02:26:00] Is it that a case?

[02:26:02] Aren't those like $10,000 or like some absurd thing?

[02:26:04] How do I forget about this?

[02:26:06] Okay, another little piece of Counter Strike history for you, Joe.

[02:26:11] I opened back-to-back golds.

[02:26:14] You know what that means?

[02:26:15] Yeah, two golds in a row.

[02:26:18] That's like a one in...

[02:26:19] Isn't that like a one in $10,000 or something?

[02:26:22] $160,000.

[02:26:24] And this is something I've been chasing for a long time.

[02:26:27] Yeah. For long time.

[02:26:29] Long time.

[02:26:30] and I finally got it, which is great.

[02:26:33] But I made a promise to my chat

[02:26:35] that if I ever opened back-to-back golds

[02:26:38] that I would buy a cobblestone package.

[02:26:42] What is that?

[02:26:44] That is the package, souvenir package that gets dropped

[02:26:51] when a competitive team plays on cobblestone,

[02:26:53] which happened a long time ago.

[02:26:54] They don't drop anymore, so they're rare.

[02:26:57] You get a dragon lore out of it, you get a dragon lore out of it, one in 1400 odds I think to get the dragon lore, and those cases cause-

[02:27:08] Dragon lore is like a million dollar skin, right?

[02:27:10] Dragon lores can be like a factory new souvenir, dragon lore can be hundreds of thousands, like for the best one probably.

[02:27:22] I had to buy one, and I had to open it, and it cost me $1300.

[02:27:27] What'd you get?

[02:27:28] I got a sawed off rust coat that was worth about $2.

[02:27:32] So, you've been $1,300 and lost $1,298.

[02:27:43] Yes, I did.

[02:27:44] So, when you start throwing the money out.

[02:27:46] It was a lot of fun.

[02:27:48] We had a lot of fun doing it.

[02:27:50] And it was, you know, part of Counter Strike history and it's definitely not something I regret.

[02:27:56] Do I wish I got some nerve force did the golds that you pulled kind of pay for it in like no they were really bad golds

[02:28:07] You'll test it print stream what's that that's a good test to deagle print stream. It's worth like 50

[02:28:23] This is real sad this is this is like a janky opening

[02:28:26] Uh, you might be able to do a trade up here pretty soon though Joe, for a uh, for a red.

[02:28:32] You have what it takes for a red?

[02:28:35] Potentially.

[02:28:36] I don't know man, I kinda need some purples here, I feel like I've just gotten Statrack

[02:28:41] Blue, Blue, Blue, Statrack Blue.

[02:28:43] Yep, that's the way it goes for purples too.

[02:28:46] Buy through that and then buy a knife.

[02:28:49] Oh, you motherfucker!

[02:28:51] Oh, you got bait on the red, that's too bad.

[02:28:56] Red red one past guys red one past got baited on it. That's okay Joe. It's good

[02:29:02] That's okay

[02:29:05] My goodness

[02:29:07] What is this?

[02:29:11] That's just great. Oh my god

[02:29:14] Loads and try I tried teaching about floats and trade up. He didn't listen doesn't care

[02:29:18] Well, I'll start caring after I do my first trade up

[02:29:21] I

[02:29:24] Trade up for an eye. I mean listen you don't really have to care if you don't really care about the skins that much

[02:29:28] It really doesn't matter. Well, I mean at the end of the day, you're maybe stated a couple bucks. Yeah

[02:29:34] Passing pinks. Yeah, I'm passing everything good

[02:29:38] But but but Joe as you said, it's not even worth mentioning because the skin is already, you know

[02:29:44] You know, I just bought 40 blue cases from the Steam Marketplace.

[02:29:52] That's why these fevers are going for like 92 cents or whatever they're fucking getting

[02:29:56] sold for.

[02:29:57] They're dog shit.

[02:29:59] Bad.

[02:30:00] Bad cases.

[02:30:01] Yeah, they're bad.

[02:30:02] Yeah, they are bad.

[02:30:03] You're right about that.

[02:30:04] Why are they so bad?

[02:30:06] Um, because the odds of getting a blue is like 85% or something.

[02:30:12] You know that's 15% yo you want to hear a fun fact well it's not really fun it's

[02:30:19] kind of grim the bug population in a lot of US states since the 90s has

[02:30:28] decreased 86% in some places but I don't see bugs anymore why do you think

[02:30:34] that is a variety of reasons pesticide usage frequent storms

[02:30:40] Rapid like climate fluctuation where it's cold hot cold hot cold hot

[02:30:45] You said in cities in in

[02:30:48] I mean it depends on the area like some areas it might have not decreased very much

[02:30:53] That's like mainly wildlife, but in a lot of like in New Jersey specifically. It's like a dude

[02:30:58] I just I just I passed the same ride like five fucking times

[02:31:02] Doesn't matter

[02:31:05] It's predetermined. Yeah, that's why I'm gonna get it. Okay, so I go up and

[02:31:09] is that essentially it no no don't are you really he'd seen that you are is

[02:31:18] that a bad thing or a good thing the bugs that pretty ecosystem I think deep

[02:31:25] bugs we things that eat bugs things eat so what what what has gone what quality

[02:31:32] has gone down because of this it's harder for farmers to like beat their

[02:31:36] There's less bees, they're harder to like pollinate plants, so then like farmers' yields

[02:31:43] are worse because their monetary input has to be higher.

[02:31:48] I mean even just outside of bees, like there's other animals.

[02:31:52] Is that like, you have a favorite animal?

[02:31:57] That's a good question.

[02:32:00] I'm a big fan of Tappy Barra's.

[02:32:02] Okay.

[02:32:03] just as like, you know, a side-feet animal, but, um, what else?

[02:32:10] I saw a pretty good-

[02:32:11] My favorite is, uh-

[02:32:11] I saw a sea lion when I was in Boston, that made me like-

[02:32:14] Oh!

[02:32:15] Yeah, sea lions are cool.

[02:32:17] I caught a- I caught a seal once.

[02:32:19] I'm a fisherman, and I caught one.

[02:32:21] I had to cut the line.

[02:32:22] No, they had a tuna.

[02:32:23] Thought I had a fucking tuna out there in the middle of the ocean.

[02:32:25] And it was a sea lion.

[02:32:27] And it goes,

[02:32:27] OOF!

[02:32:28] It comes to the surface,

[02:32:30] and just starts screaming,

[02:32:31] and I'm like, telling my buddy,

[02:32:32] It's like, oh, I got a fucking bloop in.

[02:32:35] The thing was strong, man.

[02:32:37] Comes to the top.

[02:32:38] BOOM BOOM BOOM.

[02:32:40] Had to cut the line.

[02:32:41] Oh, I was so sad.

[02:32:43] But those fucking guys just take all your weight.

[02:32:46] Wow, Warren.

[02:32:49] All right.

[02:32:50] That's worth celebrating.

[02:32:54] Really?

[02:32:55] And wow, Warren's playing?

[02:32:56] Oh, Jessica said Jeff, let me see.

[02:32:59] OK.

[02:33:01] Yeah, this is not going well.

[02:33:02] I would have thought we would get a gold by now, Joe, but, uh, man, oh well.

[02:33:07] Such is the way of life.

[02:33:08] I'm just gonna see if I can do a trade-up after this and, oh, pass for that again.

[02:33:12] My favorite is an owl, by the way.

[02:33:14] Uh, what type of owl?

[02:33:15] Like a barn owl?

[02:33:16] I love owl.

[02:33:17] Yeah, I like the barn owls.

[02:33:18] I like the great horned owls.

[02:33:20] Those are really cool.

[02:33:22] Last case!

[02:33:24] I like owls.

[02:33:25] They're awesome.

[02:33:27] They're really cool.

[02:33:29] My God.

[02:33:31] They're really cool, man.

[02:33:31] I just get shit skins that many times.

[02:33:34] They were really swell.

[02:33:36] So what do you got planned for this week, Joe?

[02:33:38] You got some more games to play?

[02:33:40] I got a chess tournament.

[02:33:41] You got some more?

[02:33:42] I'm probably going to play a random game for a little bit.

[02:33:44] I got to film a Minecraft video later.

[02:33:47] Got a few things coming up.

[02:33:49] Have you played Scritchy Scratchy?

[02:33:51] No, but I have that on my wish list.

[02:33:53] I've heard it's a good game.

[02:33:54] Yeah, I've played it for a day.

[02:33:56] It's a little bit repetitive, as you can maybe imagine.

[02:34:00] Yeah, you just kind of scratched it all up.

[02:34:01] It's it's a little game a little game. Yeah.

[02:34:05] Hmm. A lot of stat tracks to trade up here to a purple. Love that.

[02:34:10] This is this is this is pretty lame. Just opening cases. I mean, I mean, like, yeah, it's great fun.

[02:34:16] But I mean, oh, it's just such a waste of money. And honestly, a waste of time.

[02:34:23] We probably just wasted our time today.

[02:34:25] Oh my god. I got one fucking paint away. I'm one fucking paint.

[02:34:29] I'm one fucking take away.

[02:34:32] You can just buy one off the market.

[02:34:36] Yeah, but then if I get something.

[02:34:38] Well, if I'm going to do that, if I know if I was doing a red trade

[02:34:42] up, I would trade these up.

[02:34:45] If you were doing a red trade up.

[02:34:47] OK, hold on a second.

[02:34:49] The bullet Queen's good to go.

[02:34:51] Oh, you can't read the bullet Queen.

[02:34:53] The hyper beast is also good to go.

[02:34:55] Both of those are good to go.

[02:34:56] Kind of that's my skin now.

[02:34:57] I use the hyper beast.

[02:34:58] Well, well, yeah, but you think it's worth you think it's

[02:35:06] Hey Joe, I'm just gonna say you could hit something fucking crazy right here

[02:35:09] But if you do it, I think you should console open it

[02:35:13] I'm not console opening it if I do it. I'll close really okay. That's kind of a matter right now

[02:35:20] You're gonna close your eyes, okay bro am I really gonna trade up my I use this glock skin and this hyperbies

[02:35:25] So let me tell you this, if you do it...

[02:35:29] Field tested, field tested, well worn and in-ware.

[02:35:32] That's fine. That's totally fine. That's totally fine.

[02:35:35] That's totally fine.

[02:35:37] Let me tell you something here. If you do this, this gives you...

[02:35:43] Now, this is an interesting way to think about it.

[02:35:46] If you charades up, this now gives you a reason to come back to case-opening,

[02:35:51] because now you don't have a Glock, now you don't have an AK, now you don't have a M4.

[02:35:54] So you're going to have to come back and get more skins.

[02:35:57] So that's kind of another way to think about it.

[02:36:00] A good way to think about it as well is it's going to give you a new knife, and that's really cool.

[02:36:05] Or would it give you gloves? Because I don't know.

[02:36:07] Nope. There's no glove cases on these.

[02:36:09] Okay. Okay, I'm going to do this that I'm off.

[02:36:12] You can get a butterfly knife.

[02:36:16] Which would be really good.

[02:36:17] Bro, but this is like how much money am I putting into this trade-up?

[02:36:21] Because that's like a hundred million dollar M-Press skin.

[02:36:23] This is like a $500 right up. You're putting a lot of money into this straight up. Yeah, you're putting a lot of money out of this

[02:36:31] But you know, it's a good way to make your money back

[02:36:34] So if you want to close your eyes, I can you know, maybe bro, but I love that hyper beast scan

[02:36:42] Okay, then well, you know I buy a red I would buy a red

[02:36:47] You could buy yeah, you know, you could do you could buy a red you could buy a like a

[02:36:51] like, uh, uh, AK legion of a new bus by that one. That's going to be, that's going to be

[02:36:57] Legion of a new bus. Yeah, that'll get it. So from the fracture case, it's worth like

[02:37:01] probably 50, 60 bucks. Uh, it's kind of just like a fillage where, uh, field test is fine.

[02:37:08] A minware. Yeah. 57 bucks. That's fine. That's perfect. Yep. That'll work. Okay.

[02:37:16] Well this instantly just like going to my inventory. Yeah. Yeah. It'll go in your

[02:37:20] you can use it right away.

[02:37:24] Oh, I could buy one pink too

[02:37:25] and then just trade up to a red.

[02:37:29] You could do that as well.

[02:37:30] Yes, you could do that as well.

[02:37:31] Ah, should I just do that instead?

[02:37:33] What pink would I buy?

[02:37:35] The pink you would buy, you can buy like a,

[02:37:39] just buy like,

[02:37:42] honestly, you can get like a sawed off kiss love.

[02:37:46] or

[02:37:49] Yeah, just like I mean really anything doesn't matter. I'll buy a field tested keselob. It's only five bucks

[02:37:55] Yeah, there you go. That'll work. Yeah

[02:37:58] That'll work now. We're now we're now we're doing deals now. We're cooking

[02:38:04] Boy, this is exciting. This is really exciting. Does this not get your your your blood boiling doesn't get you going at all

[02:38:11] This is flowing. Oh wait. I don't want to see that. Okay. Yeah, those are all

[02:38:16] Not the table. Okay. Yep. Good. Good. Okay. All right. Now you're hoping for something from the fever case, but you probably will well actually

[02:38:29] Oh, that's the worst thing you could have gotten oh

[02:38:32] My god, you had a 5% chance of getting that that's the worst thing but it's fine

[02:38:36] But it's actually fine because you're just using that as a filler in the trade-up

[02:38:40] Yeah, but now I am so not

[02:38:42] I get a pair of gloves.

[02:38:45] Oh, shit, this turned into what I hear.

[02:38:46] It's a 100% chance that I get gloves.

[02:38:50] There is a 20% chance you get gloves.

[02:38:51] But it should be fine because you just, theoretically,

[02:38:55] you just use your 20%.

[02:38:57] I'm going to close my eyes.

[02:38:58] You tell me if it's a glove or a knife.

[02:38:59] And then you hit the low roll.

[02:39:01] So this should be a high roll.

[02:39:02] So OK.

[02:39:03] OK, ready?

[02:39:03] So how do you want me to react?

[02:39:05] You want to judge?

[02:39:07] Well, are you going to react?

[02:39:09] OK, just react how you want to react.

[02:39:12] I'm going to close my eyes.

[02:39:13] OK, all right, sure.

[02:39:17] Don't open until I say so.

[02:39:21] All right.

[02:39:23] OK, that's a bad reaction.

[02:39:25] You know, it's OK, so.

[02:39:27] Is it gloves?

[02:39:28] So no, it's not gloves.

[02:39:31] It's a knife.

[02:39:32] It is a knife.

[02:39:33] It's a really big knife, arguably the biggest knife

[02:39:37] in the game.

[02:39:37] Is it a belly knife?

[02:39:39] Yep.

[02:39:40] Is it a bad belly knife?

[02:39:42] No, it's actually one of the better ones you can get,

[02:39:45] but it's kind of middle of the road.

[02:39:47] It looks like it's maybe 0.25.

[02:39:50] Looks like it's maybe field tested.

[02:39:56] She's a beauty.

[02:39:57] Congrats, Joe.

[02:39:59] What's the float on her?

[02:40:05] 0.32.

[02:40:06] Even worse than I thought.

[02:40:07] It's all right, though.

[02:40:08] It's not bad.

[02:40:09] This is $100.

[02:40:11] This is 98 dollars, but but but but kill-dozer, but like I'm so no the kill-dozer

[02:40:17] I just I just put like I

[02:40:20] Just put like four hundred dollars in skins. You have a new knife now. You have a new addition to your collection

[02:40:26] Which is really cool shit. It sucks. It sucks though. It sucks really cool. No, it's not cool

[02:40:33] It's not cool

[02:40:34] It's green and fucking piss yellow and add some random ass design on it. I

[02:40:43] Will say it could be better. Yeah

[02:40:49] It's it's a cool knife nonetheless, I mean I think

[02:40:57] Like that was like a hundred thirty dollars skinned into it

[02:41:00] All right, I'll do I'll do one then I'll do one and maybe it'll maybe it's maybe it'll be worse

[02:41:04] Yeah, and you're gonna get some fucking crazy ass shit like that. No, no, no, no, no, no, I wouldn't say that

[02:41:12] No, because I don't even think I have no because I don't have the I don't have the skins that you have

[02:41:19] I don't have the I don't have I

[02:41:23] Don't have the expensive skins that you had you had expensive skins

[02:41:26] I don't have those I have some middle of the road skins

[02:41:28] which by the way, this is why I like opening the trade up now.

[02:41:32] Okay, so it kind of varies because these are like, like, if you look at like this skin right here, right, this

[02:41:40] Deagle print stream, this could get you like a Ruby knife. You can get a Ruby knife off of this,

[02:41:47] but you could also get like some, it kind of depends, like a skeleton Ruby would be like,

[02:41:53] like, I don't know, a couple of thousand, um, but, uh, but, but there's also a higher chance

[02:42:00] that you get something really bad.

[02:42:02] So why am I doing these?

[02:42:03] Hold on.

[02:42:04] I should be able to do a red trade up.

[02:42:06] Maybe let me see.

[02:42:07] I got this.

[02:42:08] I got this.

[02:42:10] I got this.

[02:42:11] These are gloves.

[02:42:12] Oh, you have a hundred fucking reds in your inventory.

[02:42:17] Oh, I think I'll use that.

[02:42:19] Maybe I'll be able to trade up.

[02:42:21] I don't want to use that though.

[02:42:22] I need to get one more. I need to get one more red.

[02:42:24] So let me let me do pinks real quick.

[02:42:27] I should be able to do a little thing.

[02:42:29] Just so you know, my chat's talking about how attractive you are right now.

[02:42:34] Well, you know what, Joe, I'm married.

[02:42:36] You tell him that.

[02:42:38] Well, there you go.

[02:42:40] You know, in another world, I could see you four years younger

[02:42:44] going on Love Island.

[02:42:49] This new bombshell just dropped.

[02:42:51] I don't I got to be honest.

[02:42:53] I'm not a fan of interacting with women.

[02:42:56] I think it's scary.

[02:42:58] No, I just think like the whole the whole dating thing.

[02:43:01] I'm so happy I have a wife because I would not be able to go do it again.

[02:43:05] It's just so intimidating, you know.

[02:43:08] All right, I'm going to use this right here. Boom.

[02:43:10] That's.

[02:43:13] Not great.

[02:43:14] That's a glove case.

[02:43:15] So that's going to be that's going to be tough.

[02:43:17] All right. So.

[02:43:19] now we have a fuck. Can you close your eyes for this and I tell you if it's good? I can. I have a

[02:43:26] 40% chance here of getting a knife. 60% of gloves and the chance of the gloves being bad is really

[02:43:35] hot. Okay. Is really, really hot. So we're I guess we're hoping it's not. Yeah. All right. And I'm

[02:43:43] and you know what Joe throw time six since you didn't want to do it earlier. I'm going to do

[02:43:47] Do a Johnson.

[02:43:48] Go do it with the old Johnson.

[02:43:50] You're going to do it with the old Johnson.

[02:43:51] I think I told my wife I wouldn't be doing any more once

[02:43:54] we had her first kid.

[02:43:56] She's not born yet, so I'm off the hook on that.

[02:43:59] Here we go.

[02:44:00] I'm going to go eyes closed here.

[02:44:02] Yep.

[02:44:07] And here we go.

[02:44:08] Three, two, one.

[02:44:11] Okay, I, the quality look doesn't look bad to me.

[02:44:21] It shouldn't be bad, it shouldn't be bad, it shouldn't be anywhere, it should be,

[02:44:25] do you want me to tell you like, if it's gloves or knives?

[02:44:28] I think it's for gloves.

[02:44:30] It's a knife.

[02:44:31] It is.

[02:44:32] All right.

[02:44:33] I'm going to guess it's probably a survival knife.

[02:44:37] No.

[02:44:38] Okay, good.

[02:44:39] Okay, good. I didn't want it to be that. Is it a Navajo?

[02:44:42] Nope.

[02:44:44] Yes, yes.

[02:44:48] Could it potentially be an Ursus Knight?

[02:44:52] Nope.

[02:44:54] Oh my God, don't tell me it's a skeleton.

[02:44:58] It is.

[02:44:58] Oh, it is.

[02:45:00] Oh my God, Joe, I feel so bad for you right now

[02:45:02] because I'm hitting the jackpot and you're getting fucked.

[02:45:05] This is a very beautiful knife.

[02:45:08] Is it? Is it a-

[02:45:09] If I would say it looks like it looks like field tested to me.

[02:45:14] OK, so that's not a Doppler.

[02:45:15] It's not a it's not a Tigertooth.

[02:45:17] It might be.

[02:45:21] Is it a is it a DDPAT?

[02:45:24] No.

[02:45:26] Is it a is it a colorful skin?

[02:45:29] No.

[02:45:31] Oh, it's a rust coat.

[02:45:32] No, no solid color, though.

[02:45:35] Oh.

[02:45:39] Urban Mast. Nope. Wow, you just know every stem. Okay, then it can't be a boreal forest, not a tiger tooth.

[02:45:54] Let me think here. Let me think. It's not a Doppler, huh?

[02:46:00] Which it was but it's not is it is it a night? No, not night. Sorry

[02:46:08] What the fuck is that one called oh

[02:46:12] It's a blue steel. Oh, you just have your eyes. I did wait check the right the float it looks like it's potentially like a point 17

[02:46:23] I want to say

[02:46:25] This field tested it's a point 28. Okay, so it's even higher than I thought

[02:46:30] You know what Joe that's nice knife right there. That's a nice nice little you know

[02:46:33] You know, it's not much of a fan on the finger. I would bet that's my chat saying like to 240

[02:46:41] 240 bucks so on that trade up. I think I probably broke you and

[02:46:46] This is what's how much did I lose?

[02:46:49] You probably lost

[02:46:52] 200 bucks probably

[02:46:55] Yep

[02:46:58] Cool, but I hope you had a good day. I did if this was very fun

[02:47:03] Yeah, we got to play CS or you know at some point we got to do a bro v. Bros.

[02:47:07] See how good you actually are at games that aren't CS

[02:47:11] Yeah, I've never done one of those before so what do you do?

[02:47:13] You just play as many games you would choose like three games

[02:47:16] I choose three games

[02:47:17] We'd play each other and then have one neutral game and it's like first two four wins

[02:47:22] wins you know you win a game so you can do like if it was Geo guys

[02:47:25] Oh, I see. Okay. I did those CS you can do 1v1

[02:47:29] Usually you do 1v1 you wouldn't like play a game of CS

[02:47:35] But yeah

[02:47:36] Something I would pick Counter-Strike right well league is like boring

[02:47:40] League you could do a 1v1 though, but league is yeah, it would be a quick

[02:47:44] Most people don't pick league just because it's like all right. We're just gonna both you champs and run at each other in mid

[02:47:49] It's gonna be a fucking three minute 1v1

[02:47:52] Yeah. Yeah, I don't know. I think about it. Yeah, just let me know. So, um, but I'm going

[02:48:02] to be, I still don't know if, um, peekaboo has responded to me about the tournament later,

[02:48:07] but, um,

[02:48:08] Oh, either way, like, you know, you can draft somebody else. I get you a different teammate.

[02:48:11] Yeah. Yeah. Are you in the Minecraft speedruns?

[02:48:14] Uh, no, I tried before, but I'm very bad at them.

[02:48:18] Okay. So I would instantly win.

[02:48:19] Okay, so you know how to speed run Minecraft. Yeah, I do I do I do I do

[02:48:25] So I would just win that right I'm assuming

[02:48:28] Yeah, I mean not necessarily but likely yes. Well, can you get a sub 20?

[02:48:34] No

[02:48:36] Thanks, it would be in the moment though. You would have one chance. Yeah, no, I fail a lot

[02:48:41] I feel so I yeah, there I think there would be a chance I'd win but very very minimally

[02:48:46] All right, well, I'll figure it out and then I guess we'll schedule that some other time.

[02:48:51] Oh, yeah.

[02:48:52] Oh, what do you think about this, Joe?

[02:48:56] How are your capabilities of cooking in your setup?

[02:49:00] Very bad.

[02:49:01] I bought a hot plate, but I wanted to do a cooking stream.

[02:49:03] This room has no ventilation, so I think it would fill with smoke.

[02:49:08] Hey, no problem at all.

[02:49:10] Do you know what is smokeless?

[02:49:11] Can you take a guess?

[02:49:12] Boiling items.

[02:49:13] No.

[02:49:14] Air fryers.

[02:49:15] I'm going to be a new set up here.

[02:49:20] I'm moving out moving houses.

[02:49:21] Fire cuckoo.

[02:49:23] Listen, if you want to do appetizer on trade dessert and we want to let the chat decide

[02:49:29] who's looks the best.

[02:49:30] Now, I'm a little bit worried about that though, because I feel like you're going

[02:49:33] to get a bulk of the people voting for you.

[02:49:36] Yeah, but like, I mean, here's the problem is like, because taste is a lot of it.

[02:49:42] Like it's not just presentation, if we're just showing chat.

[02:49:45] I'll be honest with you are

[02:49:48] Oh, what how good it tastes, but yeah, I'll be honest if you act if you need like a non-biased third-party

[02:49:54] What about our wives your girlfriend my wife my wife would fucking trash me if it was bad

[02:50:00] She would tell you like how they see how picky is your wife?

[02:50:04] Very extremely picky. Okay. Yeah, we would just have to we would have to both she has the same ingredients

[02:50:11] We could do, well we could do iron chef if you want.

[02:50:16] We could do like,

[02:50:17] Oh, like we get a basket of five things.

[02:50:20] Yeah. We could do that.

[02:50:21] We could do that. Yeah.

[02:50:23] Or we could just do, you know, we both make like a chicken parm or,

[02:50:27] you know, a couple of options, couple ideas.

[02:50:29] Yeah. Okay.

[02:50:31] Yeah.

[02:50:32] And then, you know, it doesn't have to be just being used while

[02:50:35] we can do more people in that too.

[02:50:36] two like a like a three or a four man air fryer cook off.

[02:50:41] Yeah, but it has to be air fryer has to be air fryer.

[02:50:45] How are you going to like differentiate yourself? Like if

[02:50:48] we have five items put in front of you, you think you're going

[02:50:50] to make something that that's that different from me?

[02:50:53] Yes. I have a double basket. Do you have a double basket

[02:50:56] air fryer?

[02:50:57] I have the same air fryer you do.

[02:50:59] No, the ninja one.

[02:51:02] Nice. My man.

[02:51:03] Yeah, yeah, and I could even be I could even be willing to buy another one. No, we don't need to do that

[02:51:11] If you want to we can also throw another device in I have a waffle maker. I have a

[02:51:16] Creamy and you creamy

[02:51:18] We could do that. Yeah, we could do we could do like we both air fryers required, but we both get one other item. That's like

[02:51:26] optional wild card

[02:51:28] Good idea.

[02:51:29] Wildcard, you could get like a creamy.

[02:51:31] I use like a blender, you know, or like some random thing.

[02:51:37] All right, we'll figure it out.

[02:51:38] And we'll do that, I guess, or it'll be a whole lot of fun.

[02:51:43] Well, what was fun for you, bro?

[02:51:45] Spend less money than this.

[02:51:46] Oh, yeah.

[02:51:49] Now, I kind of bought an air fryer

[02:51:51] with the price of that trade-up.

[02:51:52] Now that I'm thinking about it.

[02:51:53] Yeah, you could have.

[02:51:55] But air fryer is cheap nowadays, so.

[02:51:56] Yeah, that's valid.

[02:51:59] All right, Joe, you're the man.

[02:52:01] Yeah.

[02:52:01] Keep those abs nice and white.

[02:52:03] Thank you.

[02:52:03] And tell your girlfriend I said, hello.

[02:52:07] Not in that way.

[02:52:08] I meant like, yeah, you know, I just said that.

[02:52:10] I know you didn't mean it like that.

[02:52:12] Yeah.

[02:52:13] And I guess I'll see you later.

[02:52:16] Yeah, I'll catch you, bro.

[02:52:18] All right.

[02:52:19] Dude, I love Kildozer.

[02:52:21] He is so funny.

[02:52:22] TTV and Elias, thank you for the sub.

[02:52:24] Jocelyn, Pseudo, Scarlet, Carlos, Jen, John,

[02:52:27] taking the three, Big West in, and Beaver, Mu,

[02:52:31] Newtel, taking the sub, BigTank, taking the five,

[02:52:33] or not five, the five, which biddies,

[02:52:34] Armani, and Felipe, taking the subs,

[02:52:36] Alpha, the three, Sparkle, taking the three,

[02:52:37] Soft, and Ben, for the sub, Plump, Tye, Unicorn,

[02:52:40] I got, and someone, taking the three,

[02:52:42] Raptor, and Corn, for the sub, X, Flush, Mega, Donk,

[02:52:45] Head, K1, taking the two subs,

[02:52:47] Luck, for the three, Monkey, for the sub,

[02:52:49] Timer, for the three, Kale, taking the three,

[02:52:50] I'm sorry if I missed any other down,

[02:52:51] is TTB, taking the sub.

[02:52:52] We got about another hour and 10-ish minutes.

[02:52:55] Do you want to do some gaming?

[02:52:59] I'm going to pee real quick, but then we could do some gaming.

[02:53:02] It is a shorter stream today, Chad.

[02:53:03] It's going to be like a four-hour,

[02:53:05] because I have to film a Minecraft video after this.

[02:53:08] So we could play like retro, rewind if we want.

[02:53:11] Let me go piss real quick, and then we'll

[02:53:12] talk about the schedule and what we could play.

[02:53:14] I got to pee really bad.

[02:53:16] Coming down.

[02:54:52] Okay, so, Jack, here's the schedule.

[02:55:17] That was fun with Kildozer.

[02:55:18] I'm sad we didn't hit anything,

[02:55:19] but I hope you guys had fun watching.

[02:55:21] I'm sorry I wasn't talking to you guys,

[02:55:22] Me and Kildos over just yapping to each other the entire time, but here's what we're going to do tomorrow

[02:55:28] I'm not live

[02:55:30] Wednesday, we're practicing chess for the chest turning with Gotham at like 3 30 for like an hour hour and a half

[02:55:36] Then we're going to do

[02:55:37] Probably contact King and a horror game the floor above is dropping

[02:55:41] Thursday, I'm not live Friday's the chest tournament. Maybe tier list or reacts after Saturday

[02:55:46] CS with JoJo for a little bit early in the day and then

[02:55:49] And we'll probably, like either probably reacts after Sunday

[02:55:54] might be reacts in a rainbow tourney depending on whether or not

[02:55:56] he does the tournament then Monday is going to be a 988

[02:55:59] charity stream.

[02:56:00] We're going to be doing like a gaming support challenge.

[02:56:02] I'm going to be playing like Marvel Rivals,

[02:56:04] Arc Raiders, just trying to support in-game as well as,

[02:56:09] you know, I'll do a donation slash like 988.

[02:56:11] Talk about mental health a bunch.

[02:56:13] Next Tuesday, I'm not live.

[02:56:14] Next Wednesday, horror random games,

[02:56:16] then we'll go from there.

[02:56:16] We're probably going to do a lot of solo content next week

[02:56:18] because I know we're just ripping collabs.

[02:56:20] You know, we just did Killdozer.

[02:56:21] I'm playing with Gotham on Wednesday.

[02:56:23] We have a chess tournament Friday.

[02:56:24] We might be doing something Sunday.

[02:56:25] I'm sorry I've been doing so many collabs lately

[02:56:27] for the people that don't like it.

[02:56:28] I just think it's very fun.

[02:56:29] It also is really cool to be able to collab with creators

[02:56:32] that are in the same space as me.

[02:56:34] But I know I do need to catch up on solo content.

[02:56:37] We have about an hour and like 15 right now.

[02:56:39] What do we wanna do?

[02:56:41] We could either A,

[02:56:42] because we're gonna rip Content King Wednesday.

[02:56:45] We could start Content King today.

[02:56:48] We could continue retro rewind and start content king on Wednesday.

[02:56:55] We could rip like two short itch horror games.

[02:56:59] Or just do like a regular horror game.

[02:57:06] We could do one called them tail the road to her.

[02:57:10] I think it's, I think it's like an hour, hour and a half.

[02:57:14] Dems, tail, road to her. Let me check a play through.

[02:57:19] Yeah, it's like an hour. That could be a good one.

[02:57:22] It's like a fears to fathom escorer game.

[02:57:27] Witch, vote on the poll.

[02:57:30] We can repoll top two if they're very close.

[02:57:32] Doc, think of the sub.

[02:57:34] Uh, 69th of the sub, off of the sub. Scarlet, take it to the 10 gifted.

[02:57:37] T2B, Tuto, and Elias, take it to the sub. Scarlet and Carlos, set the sub.

[02:57:41] Vote on the poll. Vote on the poll.

[02:57:44] People are voting content King retro rewind and tales the road to her

[02:57:55] Very close here

[02:57:57] Tales road to her pulling ahead out of retro rewind

[02:58:01] We could pull between the two and we could just run retro soon. We've been running a lot of retro

[02:58:06] I'm not in a rush to continue more retro necessarily. We haven't even started posting the YouTube videos of that

[02:58:11] But we'll do content King

[02:58:14] or them's tail rode to her, which is like a horror game like Fear's the Fathom.

[02:58:22] Like a story horror. It's like an hour.

[02:58:25] Which, Content King is like that sim game where you have to be a streamer.

[02:58:30] We'll rip Content King Wednesday either way.

[02:58:32] So I'm not in like a rush to run that if we don't play it today.

[02:58:35] For the people that don't vote for it, we'll still...

[02:58:37] Like, if you want me to play Content King today, it's not like,

[02:58:39] oh, we're not playing it ever. We'll play it Wednesday.

[02:58:42] We're probably going to do the practice with Gotham Chess Wednesday.

[02:58:44] We'll do the floor above, and then we'll just rip Content King for, you know, the rest of the stream.

[02:58:52] Yeah, I saw the picture on the chess tourney. It's not my face.

[02:58:57] They announced the tourney, and I think they thought that guy was me,

[02:59:02] unless they were doing it for the memes, but it's not.

[02:59:06] It is you. No, it's not. It's just a random, it's a random other guy that's like, does content.

[02:59:12] Dark thing of the five spent some my birthday money to give you bets out of the question

[02:59:15] What's the facts you have at your PC exclamation like Spax Joey thinking of the five happy birthday by the way

[02:59:19] W. Pest night city and dock thing of the sun 69 for the sub off the sub

[02:59:26] Horsey game now we're not running horsey game again right now big thing of the five all right people voted them sales roger all right

[02:59:32] lock it in

[02:59:36] Lock it in

[02:59:38] I buried my pat chicken today. Rip pebble. Rip pebble, bro. Sorry for your loss. Handleaf of the sub.

[02:59:45] I didn't know people have pat chickens.

[02:59:50] It's pretty sick, though. Respect it.

[03:00:01] Whole fucking intro for that game. Jesus Christ. What the hell was that about?

[03:00:05] Oh my god. They let me change my graphic settings. This is awesome.

[03:00:15] texture, full language, English. I'm gonna turn VHS off because I think it just makes the the fucking game so much more grainy.

[03:00:26] And I'm not really a fan of that.

[03:00:29] Okay, are we ready? Then tail, then tail the road to her.

[03:00:35] Part 1. Part 2 is locked. Oh, it's probably not out yet. Probably episodic.

[03:00:42] I just need to get it off my chest before I convince myself it never happened.

[03:00:47] I'm Emily, 26, and I own a tiny coffee shop downtown.

[03:00:53] I've been running it for a few years now.

[03:00:56] I love old records, small town road trips, and binge watching true crime shows

[03:01:01] when I should probably be sleeping about two years ago I had some free time one

[03:01:06] day so I decided to drive out to visit an old friend in the town next over and

[03:01:10] the next town over I can't read the drive was quiet almost too quiet and my

[03:01:17] mind just started drifting I kept thinking about my shop and random

[03:01:21] stuff that don't really matter yo I'm saying right now chat I feel like I'm

[03:01:25] perfectly envisioning this Emily character am I crushing this voice or

[03:01:28] Locked back in.

[03:01:30] Lamborghini, thank you for the 10 gift, did you fucking goat?

[03:01:32] Tail up to the sub please, it's for the sub J, thank you for the 3.

[03:01:35] Lamborghini, thank you for the 10 sub, shout out to Crossingus.

[03:01:37] Let me re-read this line.

[03:01:40] I kept thinking about my shop and random stuff that didn't really matter.

[03:01:45] I remember feeling more tired than I expected to be.

[03:01:49] She veers off into the road and hits a tree, dies, game over.

[03:01:55] Fuck ass song is playing right now

[03:02:03] What language is that

[03:02:06] Gas is getting low, but this road has to lead to a station eventually

[03:02:12] How low how low are you? Yeah, turn that shit off

[03:02:15] How low are y'all letting your gas tank go?

[03:02:19] I'll let it go to a little bit below quarter tank then I'm refilling

[03:02:23] I'll never let that shit hit E. People let it hit E or...

[03:02:31] No, no, no, no! This can't be happening out here.

[03:02:36] Okay, maybe there's a gas can in the trunk. How would you not know? How about I forget it?

[03:02:42] How about I get out of the fucking car?

[03:02:44] 11.15pm? Dude, you know how scary this would be even if there was nobody out here? You're

[03:02:53] on like a random road in the middle of like a wooded area and you have to get out of your

[03:02:59] car, bro. That would be actually fucking terrifying. Fantastic. Trunks jammed. Why am I like this?

[03:03:06] I guess I walked up a bit. What did that say?

[03:03:09] I walked up a bit.

[03:03:12] Walk up a bit?

[03:03:14] So what?

[03:03:18] Toggle phone flashlight. Like any phone flashlight has this level of fucking shine.

[03:03:23] Oh my god, that's my own car. Stop.

[03:03:26] We left the headlights on. The battery's gonna burn out cause the car's not running.

[03:03:30] It's fucked. GG's.

[03:03:32] I'm gonna run back to the car. Already pre-planning how this is gonna go.

[03:03:36] I'm dying out here

[03:03:39] Oh

[03:03:42] What and this motherfucker drives by me hello

[03:03:51] It's not moving

[03:03:54] But then it helped me

[03:03:56] To be fair, I see somebody pulled over the side of the road in the middle of the night

[03:03:59] I am not helping them. Is that fucked up? I

[03:04:03] I feel like that's like a number one way to get like even traffic that person just turned around. Oh

[03:04:10] There's a place up there

[03:04:12] Bro, that's a number one lady

[03:04:15] Come on. Oh, well finally I can see a gas station ahead. Please be open. I

[03:04:24] Do the same that's what I'm saying

[03:04:26] Oh, you drive in the middle of the night. So it's just some it's some lady pulled over. She's like my car wrote down

[03:04:30] Tough shit call AAA. I would I would call them for her or go get something

[03:04:40] You got a problem

[03:04:44] What are you fucking squinting at me for

[03:04:50] Oh, he's wearing a hoodie to run me over right now, that's what I thought

[03:04:54] What?

[03:04:55] Mm-hmm.

[03:04:57] Talk to Cashier.

[03:04:58] Really ought to write that in the notes, huh?

[03:05:00] Uh, drive a fucking 10-second memory?

[03:05:02] Yo, turn your brightness down.

[03:05:04] Blue light's getting in your brain, buddy.

[03:05:06] Uh, sorry this is crazy, but are you Lil Key Boy?

[03:05:11] Who the fuck is Lil Key Boy?

[03:05:14] Yo, that's me.

[03:05:16] Wow.

[03:05:17] I really didn't expect this today.

[03:05:18] Oh, is he famous?

[03:05:19] I just want to say, hey, I love your music.

[03:05:23] Ha! Thank you.

[03:05:28] I want to take up your time. Just wanted to say hi. Have a good day. W-fan interaction.

[03:05:34] This music definitely sucks.

[03:05:37] 6-7?

[03:05:40] Always open probably 6-7.

[03:05:44] Classic. Classic.

[03:05:46] Should we buy a bottle of olive oil and Don Julio? Get this party started. Jesus.

[03:05:52] Oh, I should probably talk to this guy and say I need gas.

[03:05:57] Hmm, you look like you've been running from something.

[03:06:02] Just had a walk.

[03:06:04] Walk?

[03:06:05] Out here? Middle of the highway?

[03:06:08] Car ran out of gas, it's down the road.

[03:06:11] Huh?

[03:06:14] Funny place to run out, isn't it? No house for miles.

[03:06:18] Yeah, lucky me.

[03:06:20] Most folks don't come in on foot this late. I didn't really have a choice.

[03:06:27] You alone? Why would you ask that very weird fuck?

[03:06:32] Why would she say yes?

[03:06:35] I'm lying! I'm being like, no, my husband walked the other way.

[03:06:40] He is an Ivan Apple, Ivan Apple air tag chopped up my ass so if you kidnap me, they'll be able to track you.

[03:06:47] Thought so

[03:06:50] Looked like you'd be alone a witty such as pretty as yourself

[03:06:54] How you how you alone at this type of night? Sorry, I just

[03:06:58] drank small talk

[03:07:00] Hey, guys

[03:07:02] So, what are you doing exactly? I need a fuel can just enough to move on or just sick just enough to get moving again

[03:07:12] People usually don't walk in you know, and that's something's really wrong

[03:07:15] You're right. I ran out of gas. Yeah, I could see that. Alright, so can we get rid of this fucking back from fourth year?

[03:07:25] I'll give you five dollars and you fill up a fucking Jerry Canyon dick.

[03:07:29] This will get you a few bios if you cause really what he's saying is.

[03:07:33] Now that we're 18 for 18 fuckin' 75, what the hell?

[03:07:40] Is this post-Iran war?

[03:07:41] What the hell is happening?

[03:07:42] Well, Alex, that's his gas.

[03:07:44] We're out to build a client tonight.

[03:07:47] Yeah.

[03:07:48] Don't take too long walking back.

[03:07:50] But I want you to get lost out there.

[03:07:54] Thanks.

[03:07:55] Did he give me the fuckin' Jerry?

[03:07:58] Oh.

[03:07:59] Oh, little Key Boy's gone.

[03:08:01] What's wrong with him?

[03:08:03] Or do you think he's some serial killer or something?

[03:08:16] Bro, he's literally wrapping his head around his body.

[03:08:19] He's like an owl.

[03:08:21] Hundred and fucking eighty degree turn.

[03:08:24] Literally.

[03:08:25] He's still watching me turn on the flashlight.

[03:08:27] Bro, my car is so far away.

[03:08:29] I guarantee you he moved it.

[03:08:30] Bro, put that shit in neutral and push it down the street.

[03:08:33] It's quite a night's mess with your head.

[03:08:35] Feels like I'm being followed or something.

[03:08:37] Yeah, probably by the creepy hooded man in the middle of the night, Jesus.

[03:08:42] What do you ask the cashier to like walk with you?

[03:08:46] Like I know obviously walking alone with like a man you don't know in general is probably

[03:08:49] pretty fucking scary, but I'd rather walk with that six-seven cashier guy than like

[03:08:55] be fully alone.

[03:08:57] I swear to God, I will douse you with this gasoline.

[03:09:02] I will douse you with this gasoline and light you on fucking fire if you step an inch closer

[03:09:06] to my body.

[03:09:07] I don't care what you are.

[03:09:10] Postum, person, anything.

[03:09:13] Oh God, hurry up.

[03:09:17] We're going to be in the back of the car.

[03:09:20] Finally.

[03:09:21] Now let's get this over with.

[03:09:24] That's taken way too long.

[03:09:33] Somebody's gonna walk behind me.

[03:09:35] I'm gonna hear footsteps.

[03:09:38] I hear noise to the right.

[03:09:40] Sound cue, sound cue.

[03:09:43] Oh no, oh no, oh no.

[03:09:48] Ah!

[03:09:49] I knew it.

[03:09:50] Oh, wow.

[03:09:52] I was like actually preparing myself for that

[03:09:54] and that still scared the shit out of me.

[03:09:58] Okay.

[03:10:00] Hey there.

[03:10:02] Didn't you want to walk?

[03:10:03] Oh, didn't want you walking all the way along.

[03:10:05] Mind if I help?

[03:10:07] Hey, buddy, thanks for walking up to me

[03:10:09] while I'm already filling the gas can.

[03:10:11] Kind of late for you to walk with me, don't you think?

[03:10:14] Would you run down the street once I made it here?

[03:10:17] Didn't want you walking all the way along.

[03:10:18] I'm already here.

[03:10:20] What?

[03:10:21] No, I'm flying really.

[03:10:23] Oh, come on. It's a long walk back to your car.

[03:10:27] That cannon looks heavy for somebody all alone.

[03:10:30] I said I'm fine. I can handle it.

[03:10:33] Sure, sure, but, you know, accidents happen, slips, spills.

[03:10:38] Be terrible if you hurt yourself out here.

[03:10:41] I can manage, seriously. You don't have to. Bro, tell them to fuck off.

[03:10:46] That's where you take out- that's why women should carry fucking bear mace in their purses, bro.

[03:10:51] This is where you hit that quick draw, right to the eyes.

[03:10:56] Quick draw right to the eyes, bro spray his ass.

[03:10:58] I can get the fuck out of here dude.

[03:11:00] Hell no.

[03:11:01] Because you can't press him because then he could just hurt you

[03:11:04] because you're alone in the middle of the night.

[03:11:05] I mean like, if she doesn't have weaponry on him,

[03:11:07] she's fucked.

[03:11:08] Or on her she's fucked.

[03:11:12] You're so careful but still,

[03:11:14] it's easier with two hands don't you think?

[03:11:17] No, I said don't help.

[03:11:19] All right, all right.

[03:11:20] I won't touch it, but hey, if you drop anything or the car won't start, I'm here.

[03:11:25] I can fix it.

[03:11:27] I said I'm okay. Please just leave.

[03:11:29] I know it's just

[03:11:31] strange to see someone out here all alone. Most people

[03:11:34] would have panicked or called for help.

[03:11:36] You're brave, I suppose.

[03:11:39] Brave?

[03:11:40] I'm not.

[03:11:41] Just trying to get back on the road. Please go.

[03:11:44] Very well.

[03:11:45] I won't bother you any longer.

[03:11:47] Just stay safe, all right?

[03:11:49] Thank you, please.

[03:11:50] All right, so this story's gonna go one of two ways.

[03:11:53] Either A, he's the psychopath that's gonna kill me,

[03:11:56] or B, he's the savior

[03:11:58] and it's just like misinterpreted

[03:11:59] as this guy's a weirdo.

[03:12:03] Looking back, the whole thing made my skin crawl.

[03:12:06] There's something deeply off about a grown man

[03:12:07] offering to help a lone girl

[03:12:09] stranded on the middle of the road at night.

[03:12:12] The second my car finally turned over, I didn't even think.

[03:12:15] I locked the doors and took off.

[03:12:17] I figured if I could just get to Rachel's place

[03:12:19] faster I'd be somewhere safe some of our flights and people and then I hit a

[03:12:26] fucking deer

[03:12:29] shit and then I run in I ran into a 10-point buck fuck

[03:12:36] turn that shitty ass music off row is that is that little key boy are we

[03:12:41] thrumbling little key boys music in the middle of this game right now like

[03:12:44] That was just like a random fucking cameo that shit made no sense I

[03:12:49] Said what's you saying? I

[03:12:53] Said what you saying girl what you been? I said what you been doing on this night? I met you at the library

[03:13:01] But I didn't know what you were reading so I

[03:13:05] But that was the car behind me. I'm sorry. I'm singing along a little keyboard

[03:13:10] See, following me just step on the gas!

[03:13:15] How long is this fucking highway?

[03:13:18] Oh my god, he's gonna like me for speed fucking.

[03:13:21] He's gonna hit my car and just spit out.

[03:13:26] He put spikes out. I can't turn around.

[03:13:31] It stopped. Why didn't it stop?

[03:13:34] Okay, don't panic. Just keep driving.

[03:13:37] What is that above me? Is that like textures not loading? I should get to Rachel's house.

[03:13:43] I got to Maple Hill around 6.33 a.m.

[03:13:46] Why did I have to press C? Oh, I didn't look, I didn't turn around.

[03:13:50] Should I have turned around?

[03:13:52] A dry town with empty streets and scattered dust.

[03:13:55] After driving alone since midnight, the stillness hit harder than I expected.

[03:13:58] Rachel's place was the first familiar thing I'd seen in hours.

[03:14:02] Even if it looked as worn out as the rest of the town.

[03:14:07] Little Key Boy changing genres this time.

[03:14:11] There's something about G-Girl.

[03:14:15] It's fucking Ice JJ Fish.

[03:14:19] Little Key Boy. You think that's actually a real artist? Hold up.

[03:14:22] Oh god, I can't stop the game. Wait, hold up. We're just going to break, so it doesn't do anything.

[03:14:26] Uh-oh, I think I just closed the fucking game.

[03:14:29] You think Little Key Boy's a real artist? Backcheck.

[03:14:35] Didn't mean to play that my bad

[03:14:42] Well keyboard is oh my god

[03:15:04] It's the dev. You think the dev's also a little keyboard?

[03:15:10] What is Brog's collecting, Infinity Stones? He's fucking making music.

[03:15:14] This is Maple Hill, Dusty Kriot dead like always. Somehow feels smarter than I

[03:15:19] remembered.

[03:15:19] No way he's pursuing music and video game dev at the same time.

[03:15:23] Mumblewrap, no, it's more similar to Yeet.

[03:15:27] I just don't like Yeet's style of music. This should be the left

[03:15:31] This should be the left she mentioned looks normal enough. What the fuck does that mean? Oh, I gotta turn left. Uh-oh

[03:15:42] It should be the left she mentioned we're still again, we're still giving directions by hand

[03:15:46] Give her the address. What year is this?

[03:15:51] Actually this I had an iPhone

[03:15:55] Wait, there's a second left

[03:15:57] She definitely didn't mean this

[03:15:59] Why am I panicking, bro? I'm in a neighborhood and it's daytime.

[03:16:02] Am I gonna get kidnapped right now? Like, what the fuck?

[03:16:06] I'm gonna show up to the wrong house.

[03:16:09] If Grove Street had a knock-off twin, this would be the place.

[03:16:14] I only know Grove Street from Waka Flocka.

[03:16:17] Grooooove Street!

[03:16:22] Waka! Oh, Waka! Waka! Waka!

[03:16:26] Anyways...

[03:16:29] She's probably asleep. I'm not knocking at this hour. Wait, this is the same exact fucking area

[03:16:34] Wait, I'm not knocking at this hour. We get ass. I'm fucking knocking at this hour. Are you curious?

[03:16:39] I can't what I'm gonna. I'm gonna break into the back

[03:16:43] That's so creepy why would a friend do that?

[03:16:48] Looking back the whole thing still makes my skin crawl

[03:16:51] Let me run upstairs the key real quick and I'll get my bags. I could go through the back

[03:16:55] Wait, am I not supposed to be going through the back right now?

[03:17:00] Oh, I'm not.

[03:17:02] Wait, I love that bird noise.

[03:17:04] Peat that.

[03:17:05] Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.

[03:17:13] I love most bird noises.

[03:17:17] Even a woodpepper just fucking bashing his head against the wall.

[03:17:20] How do I get into the fucking house?

[03:17:24] Am I a jackass?

[03:17:29] Oh, oh my God, I'm a fucking idiot.

[03:17:34] This is not her house.

[03:17:36] This is like most certainly not her house.

[03:17:41] Swing feet to the corner, take a pass real quick.

[03:17:45] What did I say?

[03:17:45] I said I needed to pee and then set my...

[03:17:49] Yo, this house isn't shambles, bro, are we serious?

[03:17:52] There's a whole fucking turkey in the fridge.

[03:17:54] Oh she's gonna be dead.

[03:17:57] Oh f**k no.

[03:18:04] Oh my god!

[03:18:14] You showed the hell out of me!

[03:18:17] I should be the one to tell you that.

[03:18:18] You were standing right behind the door.

[03:18:21] I wasn't standing, I was literally brushing my teeth.

[03:18:24] Why are you here? Who brushes their teeth with a fucking door shut?

[03:18:27] Why are you here so early?

[03:18:29] I drifted the night. I got here a few minutes ago, didn't want to wake you.

[03:18:32] So you decided to give me a jump scare?

[03:18:35] Hey, I was just trying to pee after a six-hour drive.

[03:18:39] Gotta do the bottle method.

[03:18:40] Oh wait, she's a woman.

[03:18:43] Gotta do the funnel into the bottle method.

[03:18:46] How do women truckers pee on the road?

[03:18:48] You ever see the I've mentioned this before you ever see the videos of like truckers out of stop out of stop sign

[03:18:57] Or not a stop sign out like a rest stop

[03:19:00] Like outside of a gas station they get out of their car and just with two fucking full jugs of yellow liquid

[03:19:07] It's piss and they just dump it straight on the crown get back in and then fucking leave

[03:19:12] Pop a squat that can't be efficient though. There's got to be like a a method

[03:19:18] Yeah, and I'm lucky I didn't punch you out of pure panic.

[03:19:23] Anyways, I'm exhausted. I'm gonna go crash.

[03:19:26] What? Which room am I using again?

[03:19:28] Your room's just to the left of this bathroom. First door on the right after the stairs.

[03:19:32] Thanks. Now let me use the toilet first. I need a piece of ad.

[03:19:36] Uh, am I not gonna ask Rachel why she has her fridge open and shit scattered all over the board?

[03:19:40] A fucking whole turkey just fucking rotting in the fridge?

[03:19:43] We're not asking that?

[03:19:44] My second-fast ass friend that brushes her teeth with the door closed?

[03:19:47] I fell asleep really early or I fell asleep early. I fell asleep really hard at Rachel's house because the six-hour drive

[03:19:57] They're completely exhausted me when I woke up around 5 p.m. It was already getting dark outside, and I was confused about how long

[03:20:04] I've been out. That's the worst take it a nap during the day

[03:20:10] Who does that who does that?

[03:20:17] What are you doing in my room?

[03:20:21] I was about to wake you up.

[03:20:24] You scared me. I thought I was still dreaming.

[03:20:27] You've been sleeping so long.

[03:20:29] I was starting to think the six-hour drive knocked you out permanently.

[03:20:33] And that drive is exhausting.

[03:20:35] I'd rather remember putting my bag down.

[03:20:37] Exactly. You passed out the second you hit the bed.

[03:20:40] What time is it?

[03:20:42] The evening. Like on a sunset evening.

[03:20:45] Oh, Rachel's the type of person to say half-past three.

[03:20:48] Or some shit.

[03:20:49] I fucking hate people that do that.

[03:20:51] 445, 445, 445!

[03:20:54] Quarter-tail sex.

[03:20:56] Ugh, you're not fancy.

[03:21:00] Ugh, I bet you eat fucking peas with a fork.

[03:21:05] Oh yeah, that checks out.

[03:21:07] Oh, that's a distance of Emily.

[03:21:08] Oh yeah, that checks out.

[03:21:10] Come on, sleepy.

[03:21:11] I promise I take you to my favorite burger place.

[03:21:13] There's a place in Vegas called... there's a burger in Vegas called something

[03:21:21] burger but it's not at the burger it's to the bar but there's a burger joint

[03:21:25] behind the bar that you have to go get a burger at. I get some awake now, get

[03:21:32] changed before you fall back and sleep.

[03:21:35] Here we're going to my favorite burger place. Mickey D's. They just have this new... Why

[03:21:44] are we driving three miles an hour? I mean... Oh, should I talk to her? You know, we're

[03:21:49] going to the Big Arch. Seems fitting to get to Big Arch Burger, don't you think? I gotta

[03:21:55] tell you something, I'm still kind of shaking. I'm scared, what's wrong? I was stalked

[03:22:00] by a total creep on the way to you. My car ran out of gas on some dead road,

[03:22:05] how to walk up the gas station and I'm assuming he followed me from there.

[03:22:07] Oh my god! Did he say something? What happened?

[03:22:12] Started out okay, I guess. Kinda normal.

[03:22:15] He pulled up slowly and asked if he could help with anything but his eyes, Rachel.

[03:22:18] Let's say he wasn't exactly charming. He was a three on a BP scale.

[03:22:22] He was a sub-three-subhuman. I would say he had a negative careful till receding chin. Really bad.

[03:22:32] Uh, bad upper maxilla, uh, eyebrows were drooping to say the least, it kind of looked like he was melting.

[03:22:40] Look, you're here with me. That's all that matters. I got you, okay? I'll protect you at all cost.

[03:22:47] Okay, well she doesn't know how to speak. Thanks, Rach.

[03:22:50] Okay, this is that burger joint I told you about. We need comfort food for this story.

[03:22:55] Yeah, right. Next time, just call, or at least text, but I'll make you halfway.

[03:22:59] How's Eugene Blumkin doing? Oh, I'm glad you asked.

[03:23:09] Perfectly fine.

[03:23:12] Spiffy, as usual.

[03:23:22] Locked back in.

[03:23:24] Blumkin? Yes, that's his last name.

[03:23:26] Nothing to do with the urban dictionary definition, just a total coincidence, to say the least.

[03:23:33] What's a Blumkin?

[03:23:37] When you get a blowjob, where you're taking a shit.

[03:23:40] Alright, let's enter the burger joint.

[03:23:44] Eugene's familiar with those as well.

[03:23:48] I'm sorry.

[03:23:50] That's...walk back in!

[03:23:53] Walk back in!

[03:23:54] Stop talking about the taxidermy mouse in the back!

[03:24:02] You know they charbed Royal Alderburgers here.

[03:24:07] So the gas station.

[03:24:08] You said there was a guy?

[03:24:09] Oh my god, was that him in the back?

[03:24:13] He's here.

[03:24:14] He's here.

[03:24:16] When I left, he pulled out right...

[03:24:20] He pulled out right after me.

[03:24:22] He drove slowly, like, really slow.

[03:24:24] Saved behind the whole time.

[03:24:26] Huh? How long?

[03:24:28] A couple blocks?

[03:24:30] Maybe more.

[03:24:32] He kept honking, not angrily, just trying to get me to walk.

[03:24:35] It's creepy as hell.

[03:24:37] At some point he finally sped off,

[03:24:39] but it felt like he didn't feel like he gave up.

[03:24:41] Finally sped off, but it felt like he didn't feel like he gave up.

[03:24:44] I felt like he decided to stop.

[03:24:46] Emily, you should have called.

[03:24:48] I know.

[03:24:49] Hey, I really need the toilet.

[03:24:51] If they call our number, can you grab the food?

[03:24:54] Sure, sure.

[03:24:55] Go.

[03:24:56] Thanks.

[03:24:56] I'll be back.

[03:24:58] I really needed pee.

[03:25:01] Nice joke.

[03:25:02] Jack, my Brooke video.

[03:25:04] Only saw him get it.

[03:25:05] Those who know.

[03:25:07] Those who know.

[03:25:09] Mr. Incredible face.

[03:25:13] Oh my God, if he comes into women's,

[03:25:15] why is the women's bathroom pitch fucking black?

[03:25:18] Holy shit, it is so dark.

[03:25:23] If he stops me in the bathroom,

[03:25:25] whee!

[03:25:26] Whoa!

[03:25:27] Ah!

[03:25:27] There, there, there.

[03:25:28] Oh my God, it's so dark I didn't even see you.

[03:25:32] Ah, whoa!

[03:25:34] Oh my God, he scared me.

[03:25:36] He scared me too, I didn't expect anybody in here.

[03:25:38] I literally just told you I was going to take a piss

[03:25:42] I thought I was alone seen here. I was just checking on you. You're in there forever. Maybe wasn't a passive the shit

[03:25:50] Come on, let's eat before the burgers get cold. Yeah, am I able to make jokes about period shit?

[03:25:55] So it's not not allowed to the guy genuine question, but I've heard they're bad

[03:26:01] There's a period shit

[03:26:03] We ate and came back from the burger place slept around 8 or 9 p.m.

[03:26:11] But I woke up around 12.

[03:26:14] Well, am I just sleeping 80% of these days?

[03:26:16] I woke up around 12 a.m. because of car pull in and the engine was way too loud for this

[03:26:21] hour.

[03:26:22] Nobody came here.

[03:26:23] Nobody comes here at this hour.

[03:26:24] I got up and checked from the window to see who it was.

[03:26:27] It's gonna be him.

[03:26:34] No way. That's the same blacks to the hand-backed feet bones.

[03:26:37] What is he doing here?

[03:26:39] I need Rachel. I can't stay here by myself.

[03:26:42] Rachel!

[03:26:44] He's gonna already be a dime. Oh my god, I'm freaking the fuck out!

[03:26:46] Rachel, wake up! Rachel!

[03:26:49] Oh my god, is she dead? Rachel, wake up.

[03:26:52] Come on, Rachel, please.

[03:27:00] What do I do? What do I do? What do I do? What do I do?

[03:27:06] What do I do?

[03:27:08] Fuck it.

[03:27:10] I'm charging his ass.

[03:27:14] I should go back and hide in my room instead. Okay.

[03:27:17] Well, trust the game. Trust the game. Trust the game. Trust the game.

[03:27:21] What if he's in here? I can't move!

[03:27:23] Pipe!

[03:27:26] What the fuck?!

[03:27:36] He's gonna kill her ass!

[03:27:39] He's gonna kill her ass!

[03:27:41] She's fine. She's fine. There's a nightmare.

[03:28:11] I can't fucking do anything.

[03:28:24] AHHHHHH!

[03:28:26] UUUUUGHHH!

[03:28:28] WHAT?

[03:28:29] Oh my God, I fainted in the bathroom.

[03:28:31] I fainted in the bathroom at the burger place.

[03:28:35] It was all a dream.

[03:28:36] It was all a dream.

[03:28:37] Holy fuck.

[03:28:38] It was all a dream. Holy fuck.

[03:28:43] Oh my god.

[03:28:46] Okay, sorry that big arch got to me.

[03:28:49] Where am I?

[03:28:51] You okay? You kind of passed out.

[03:28:53] Rachel, you were here?

[03:28:56] Yeah, I was just waiting to make sure you didn't get hurt.

[03:28:59] I thought I was being followed.

[03:29:01] Look at me. You're safe. Okay, you're here.

[03:29:03] Thanks, I felt a little dizzy. Where am I?

[03:29:05] Come on, let's see you something. You need to sit down. Thanks, Rach. Where am I?

[03:29:13] Still in the fucking restaurant? Bro, that weird fuck is still there. I'm gonna go press him.

[03:29:21] Hey! What's your fucking problem, man? Eyes fucking forward? Look at me when I'm speaking to you.

[03:29:29] And eyes on my eyes. Not anywhere else.

[03:29:38] Why is there a dog on the French rise?

[03:29:43] You okay? You scared me there.

[03:29:45] Yeah, I'm fine. Probably just a little blood sugar or something.

[03:29:48] You're out longer than you think. That's not nothing.

[03:29:51] I know, we've just been tired lately.

[03:29:54] Right, we've been sleeping like 12 hours.

[03:29:56] Ty doesn't usually drop make you drop like that didn't for me either until it did

[03:29:59] It's not comforting

[03:30:01] I'm not trying to scare you. I just know the signs when I see them

[03:30:05] Keep waking up to the middle of the night and there's again

[03:30:08] Yeah, I had one while I passed out the creep I told you about and I'm not seeing him in the store

[03:30:13] One who's been following you. Yeah, I was sure he was in your house. I couldn't move couldn't scream

[03:30:20] It's okay. You're here. You're safe. I'm not letting anything happen to you

[03:30:24] Thanks, Rachel

[03:30:26] Don't disappear on me again, okay?

[03:30:28] Even for a minute. I couldn't handle that.

[03:30:31] I won't. I promise.

[03:30:33] Good. Eat the burgers before they get cold. I don't want you skipping meals on my watch.

[03:30:37] Yo!

[03:30:38] Fucking production? She's drugging me and she's with that guy.

[03:30:45] I woke up around 12.30 a.m. and the same shit's gonna happen. He's gonna get in the fucking house.

[03:30:49] Because I was really thirsty and still have to sleep.

[03:30:51] So I went downstairs to get some water.

[03:30:54] Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah, this is totally not gonna be fucking absolutely horrible.

[03:31:05] And why is she waiting for me to come downstairs? This is so fucking disturbing.

[03:31:10] She just does a knife in front of her. Is she asleep?

[03:31:13] Mitchell? What are you doing?

[03:31:17] It's nothing. Go back upstairs.

[03:31:20] Don't lie to me. He said you've quit drugs. Quit drugs. Oh, she's just doing drugs. Okay, well, that's fine.

[03:31:30] I'm fine. I'm saying, I thought she was going to kill me. It's better that she's taking ecstasy or something than murdering me.

[03:31:39] I'm saying one of the two, you know? Don't start that. You don't get it.

[03:31:46] Then help me understand, Rachel, you told me you're a queen.

[03:31:50] You think it's that easy?

[03:31:52] You could have told me.

[03:31:54] What for?

[03:31:55] See, you'd look at me with those judging eyes.

[03:31:57] I just wanted my friend back.

[03:32:00] She's not coming back.

[03:32:01] What are you on bath salts?

[03:32:02] What are you, what are you, Smeagol?

[03:32:03] Are you turning to the dark side right now?

[03:32:04] What?

[03:32:05] Well, she's not coming back.

[03:32:06] Like, see, like, you're, like, she's taken over a cop.

[03:32:07] I'm not going to be a cop.

[03:32:08] I'm not going to be a cop.

[03:32:09] I'm not going to be a cop.

[03:32:10] I'm not going to be a cop.

[03:32:11] I'm not going to be a cop.

[03:32:12] I'm not going to be a cop.

[03:32:13] I'm not going to be a cop.

[03:32:14] what you're what she's taken over her consciousness. I couldn't sleep that

[03:32:19] night. I just kept worrying about Rachel and her drug problem. I'm not, this is not a

[03:32:24] laughing matter. It's not a laughing matter. It's her, her saying she's not

[03:32:30] coming back. It's like the craziest thing ever. And I couldn't get out of my

[03:32:35] head. After tossing and turning for a while, I finally got up, decided to

[03:32:39] Go check on her.

[03:32:40] Bro, and then she just fucking stabs me.

[03:32:42] Then like a drug craze.

[03:32:44] That'd be a wild end to this.

[03:32:47] Bro, she can, I swear to God, if she's like OD,

[03:32:49] oh my God, she's not in her room.

[03:32:52] Maybe she went downstairs.

[03:32:53] I hate this.

[03:32:54] I fucking hate this.

[03:32:57] She's gonna be dead, bro.

[03:33:01] Not here either.

[03:33:02] Maybe she went to the garage.

[03:33:04] Yeah, surely.

[03:33:05] Oh my god I have to go out back through the kitchen this is fucking stupid.

[03:33:18] Rachel!

[03:33:19] If you jump scare me I swear to god I'm going to punch you straight.

[03:33:28] Rachel?

[03:33:29] Rachel, what are you doing out here?

[03:33:39] Couldn't sleep.

[03:33:41] The noise won't stop.

[03:33:43] What noise?

[03:33:45] It's quiet.

[03:33:47] What's that in your hand?

[03:33:49] Is that a knife?

[03:33:51] I was going to make it stop.

[03:33:53] For good.

[03:33:55] Now she's going to kill herself.

[03:33:57] Rachel, please put the knife down. You can talk, okay?

[03:34:00] I tried, Emily. I really tried. Then I saw you and it started again.

[03:34:06] Why? What started again? Rachel, you're scaring me. You always say that. You're scaring me. Like,

[03:34:12] I'm the problem. I didn't need... Well, you brush your teeth with the door closed.

[03:34:18] You're also like chopping up drugs with a chef knife. I mean, this is... We're just going

[03:34:22] I'm going down a bad, bad hole right now.

[03:34:25] You never meant it.

[03:34:26] You show up, act like you care,

[03:34:28] and it gets louder every time!

[03:34:31] Powder? Rachel, I don't hear anything.

[03:34:33] Because it doesn't talk to you like it talks to you.

[03:34:37] Losing it.

[03:34:38] Losing it.

[03:34:39] Okay, she's hallucinating.

[03:34:42] All night, every night.

[03:34:44] Until I can't think.

[03:34:46] Until I can't breathe.

[03:34:48] Rachel, stop, please, you need help.

[03:34:50] I needed peace, but you wouldn't let me have it.

[03:34:55] If I can't make it stop, maybe I can stop you.

[03:34:59] Am I going to run for my life now?

[03:35:01] Okay.

[03:35:02] Okay.

[03:35:03] Okay.

[03:35:04] Well, sorry, Rachel, you're getting...

[03:35:07] What?

[03:35:08] What?

[03:35:09] What?

[03:35:10] What?

[03:35:11] What?

[03:35:12] What?

[03:35:13] What?

[03:35:14] What?

[03:35:15] What?

[03:35:16] What?

[03:35:17] What?

[03:35:18] What?

[03:35:19] She just took the knife out of my hand!

[03:35:24] What?

[03:35:49] Eugene Blumpkin.

[03:36:01] Wow that was...

[03:38:19] What the fuck?

[03:38:32] AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

[03:38:35] Bro, she's like high on bath salts.

[03:38:40] I feel like I should be able to just fucking...

[03:38:42] Where am I?

[03:38:45] Where am I running?

[03:38:48] Oh, she collapsed, and the drugs wore off.

[03:38:56] Okay.

[03:38:57] Alright, now start kicking her.

[03:39:00] Rachel, she didn't just collapse randomly.

[03:39:04] She fell while trying to hurt me.

[03:39:06] One minute she was completely out of control,

[03:39:08] saying that things didn't make sense.

[03:39:11] And the next she was on the floor.

[03:39:13] I called for help and rushed her to the hospital.

[03:39:15] Foxxers later said it was a drug overdose

[03:39:18] It told me your suicidal episode wasn't actually from depression

[03:39:21] But from the drugs messing with her head so badly that she wasn't herself

[03:39:26] Basically her mind redirected the danger away from herself and towards me

[03:39:30] She's fatal now and in an addiction recovery program

[03:39:34] Even now it's so crazy to think about the whole thing. I wasn't really close to Rachel

[03:39:40] And I know some of what she went through growing up

[03:39:43] So, I guess life never showed her much mercy.

[03:39:47] Press B to continue.

[03:39:49] Wow, that was a great first episode.

[03:39:52] Yo, that really gave me flashbacks to when I was a kid and I had a babysitter that did

[03:39:58] drugs.

[03:39:59] She got fired after I ratted.

[03:40:04] I had a slew, because I came from a diverse family, so I had a slew of babysitters.

[03:40:09] And some were really good and some were really bad.

[03:40:11] I had one that forced me pasta and because I didn't want to eat it.

[03:40:15] And then I threw up and then I had like a fear of pasta for like 10 years.

[03:40:21] Like I didn't eat pasta until I was like 16.

[03:40:27] And then I also had a babysitter that was good and then she had a drug problem.

[03:40:32] And I remember I was, I was probably like seven years old.

[03:40:38] And she had a baby send me for like eight hours.

[03:40:41] And I think she was like stealing pills from her mom or something and I don't even remember how old she was at the time, but I was like seven

[03:40:49] And she was babysitting me and I'm like poking her

[03:40:53] This is like fucked up, but like I this is traumatic for me as well. Okay, so I'm gonna tell the fucking story

[03:41:00] I was poking her and she wouldn't get up and I'd be like I'm hungry, you know, like where's dinner, you know, like

[03:41:07] Hey, you're a baby sitting me now poker and bro debt gone literally like

[03:41:13] Like fucking like just out of it, bro

[03:41:16] And it was like an hour and I was just watching her. I was like this is so weird

[03:41:21] Cuz I didn't know what drugs were at the time and I was like she is so tired

[03:41:28] It was definitely the same but I was like but I was like wow she is so tired. That's why I kept telling myself

[03:41:33] I was like she she won't get up. That's weird

[03:41:37] And then I didn't even tell my mom she was on drugs because I didn't know but my mom was like how was she I

[03:41:44] Was like I remember literally going like she was so tired

[03:41:53] My mom's like what do you mean? I'm like she's so tired like she just I couldn't wake her up

[03:41:57] And so my mom put two and do together and she was like oh she was on drugs

[03:42:00] fire. I had one, I had one babysitter that had this sick ass

[03:42:06] trunk in her, in her car and I'll chill in there. I remember I'd

[03:42:11] post up. She'd pop the trunk. I'd tell her blast the music.

[03:42:14] She was a big fan of Adele, base babysitter I ever had. She's

[03:42:18] big fan of Adele. She'd make me watch the music videos of

[03:42:20] Adele. And I was like, why am I watching this shit? But

[03:42:23] uh, she would blast Adele and I'd be chilling in the in

[03:42:25] the fucking trunk. I'd be like posted up. It'd be a

[03:42:27] spring day. She'd catch tadpoles with me. She

[03:42:36] catch tadpoles with me. I also have like so many

[03:42:39] crushes on all my babysitters. Oh my god. Oh my god.

[03:42:45] Side note. Side note. I remember like half of my

[03:42:48] babysitters. I was like, bro. Maybe there's a chance.

[03:42:52] maybe there's a chance one day fuck never never admiring 65 year old Lynn

[03:43:02] they were not 65 year old women what the fuck you talk about your babysitters

[03:43:07] are 65 was your grandma watching you bro no I'd be like eight or nine maybe like

[03:43:14] ten years old I like when did y'all stop having babysitters I don't know

[03:43:21] Probably like 12. I didn't have babysitters anymore. I'm just kind of like chill.

[03:43:25] Like if it was like, oh, my mom's gonna be gone for days, I would go stay with my grandparents.

[03:43:31] But if it was like, oh, you're gone for like six hours, I'd be chillin' alone.

[03:43:35] Play video games. I'll just play Call of Duty Ghost for six hours straight, screaming.

[03:43:40] On TV volume.

[03:43:42] I'll just be like, this game fucking sucks.

[03:43:45] Fucking throw my remote.

[03:43:47] I have the worst Honey Badger build. I'd be watching those Ali-A videos.

[03:43:50] I'd be like, why am I not getting kills?

[03:43:53] I was trash at the game.

[03:43:54] I'd be watching it.

[03:43:55] I'd be like, oh, it's because the gun.

[03:43:57] The gun classes change my shit.

[03:44:01] That was fire though.

[03:44:02] Anyways, is there any other game

[03:44:07] that I could play that's like short?

[03:44:13] Content King or horsey game?

[03:44:15] Well, here's the thing.

[03:44:16] Well, we don't have time for either of those right now.

[03:44:20] Watch Jack, where'd he watch Jack?

[03:44:23] All guys.

[03:44:26] All guys.

[03:44:31] New.

[03:44:33] Chess?

[03:44:34] Oh, we can play chess?

[03:44:35] Yo, actually, that's perfect.

[03:44:38] Let's play chess.

[03:44:39] Cause I only have like 20 minutes,

[03:44:41] that I have to go because I have to go film a vid.

[03:44:44] For Minecraft, for a YouTube video.

[03:44:47] Only in comedy for the sub,

[03:44:48] Michael and Jackson for the sub.

[03:44:50] Keto, thank you for the 5K bitties.

[03:44:52] Been watching this 2022, don't usually chat.

[03:44:54] I have to say this, I left school 17 to work

[03:44:55] and I don't regret it, I'm in a better place now.

[03:44:57] Been to places that I've ever thought I'd go

[03:44:59] and helped my mom a lot, used 5B to file it.

[03:45:00] I love it, stay kind.

[03:45:01] Much love, brother, used AI since English

[03:45:03] is my first language.

[03:45:04] Well, thank you for the fucking 5K bitties

[03:45:06] and I'm glad I'm able to help

[03:45:08] and I wish you the best in your endeavors.

[03:45:10] Slimey, in case you're thinking

[03:45:11] about the sub, pull over for the 5K bitties.

[03:45:13] Why do Eugene's toes look like that?

[03:45:14] I have no idea.

[03:45:15] Zambia, Ellen, Marv for the sub,

[03:45:16] One, two, three, Jill.

[03:45:18] Equal concern for the sub motivation.

[03:45:19] Think of the three.

[03:45:20] Are your edibles gummy or like actual cookies?

[03:45:22] Gummies.

[03:45:22] Be on, think of the five.

[03:45:24] You should run back up at no.

[03:45:25] Do the berserk, no, then adding, think of the sub.

[03:45:27] I haven't done a gamer challenge in a while.

[03:45:29] I could for that, but I wouldn't just like replay

[03:45:31] Cuphead.

[03:45:32] Never think of the three.

[03:45:33] Leman Aqua, think of the sub.

[03:45:34] I'm just for the sub.

[03:45:34] Martha, think of the three.

[03:45:35] My dad came into suicide back in October,

[03:45:37] ripping the chat.

[03:45:39] Think of the toll on my mental health.

[03:45:40] You've been so helpful.

[03:45:41] Your advocate for preventing suicide

[03:45:43] was the only thing motivating to get help

[03:45:45] and see a therapist.

[03:45:46] I wanted to thank you so much for being amazing.

[03:45:48] I'll be donating during the 988 stream.

[03:45:49] Well thank you for the three

[03:45:50] and I'm sorry for the loss of your father, truly.

[03:45:52] That is so sad.

[03:45:55] And thank you for the nice message, bro.

[03:45:56] I hope you and your family are okay.

[03:45:58] And I'm sorry that you had to go through that.

[03:46:00] I'm just thank you for the sub.

[03:46:02] Tayson boys for the sub map for the thousand buddies.

[03:46:04] Have you seen the boys?

[03:46:05] No.

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[03:46:07] I'm on a car ride, R for the seven.

[03:46:09] On a car ride of your content,

[03:46:10] make sure my donors went through.

[03:46:11] Thank you.

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[03:46:18] I've been dieting officially 20 pounds down.

[03:46:20] Dub, doctor, thank you for the 3, you're the goat's calling it for the 3.

[03:46:22] Alright, for the 5, have you had the new liquid death energy drinks?

[03:46:25] I've not.

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[03:46:29] Yeah, chat, here's the schedule.

[03:46:30] We're gonna run chess right now,

[03:46:32] and you're probably gonna watch the worst chess plays of all time.

[03:46:34] Tomorrow, I'm not live.

[03:46:36] I'll be posting the main gaming philosophy.

[03:46:37] Wednesday, we are practicing chess for the tournament on Friday

[03:46:40] with Gotham chess for like an hour and a half.

[03:46:42] Then we're going to run the floor above or some other horror game, maybe two horror games,

[03:46:46] and then we're going to rip content king the rest of the stream.

[03:46:48] Thursday I'm not live.

[03:46:50] Friday is the chess tournament.

[03:46:52] We're also going to be our chess tournament at like four.

[03:46:55] We're probably going to rip Reacts or Tierless after.

[03:46:57] Saturday I have CS early with JoJo.

[03:46:59] Maybe Reacts or random shit after that.

[03:47:01] Sundays probably Reacts.

[03:47:02] Maybe a rainbow tournament with JXC.

[03:47:05] And then next week we're going to be ripping solo content.

[03:47:07] 988 charity stream on Monday.

[03:47:08] Trying to raise a good bit of money for them.

[03:47:10] Also just raise awareness mainly.

[03:47:12] It's more of awareness slash charity stream for 988,

[03:47:16] but we're doing a gamer challenge for them.

[03:47:17] I'll be doing a big donut as well.

[03:47:20] Next Tuesday, I'm not live.

[03:47:21] Next Wednesday is going to be horror random games.

[03:47:22] We'll rip more content king retro rewind.

[03:47:24] Thursday not live.

[03:47:24] Friday is going to be reacts next Saturday.

[03:47:26] Random games, probably retro content king bunch of shit.

[03:47:29] You should go along with the ask

[03:47:31] why he walked out of the square in the Mr. Beast video.

[03:47:32] No.

[03:47:33] Bark think of the three sitting left from Iceland.

[03:47:34] Thank you.

[03:47:36] I hope living in Iceland's chill seems awesome.

[03:47:38] Missionary for the sub.

[03:47:40] I'm gonna log in

[03:47:46] Hold up

[03:47:51] I don't remember my chess login

[03:47:55] Chat the Minecraft video I'm filming I think it'll be great content

[03:47:58] But I'm probably gonna be so ass because I'm playing with good minecrafters

[03:48:03] And they're like, you know, you will teach you I'm like buddy

[03:48:07] I don't think you I don't think you understand how stupid I could be

[03:48:16] You know, I think I'm a gamer but to the effect of being able to just like you know, pick shit up like that

[03:48:29] What are you doing for 420 I bought three weed mystery boxes after them I have no idea

[03:48:35] It's probably gonna take like an hour and a half two hours to go through the meat weed mystery boxes

[03:48:39] And we'll probably just gap and shit, but like after the weed mystery boxings. I am genuinely

[03:48:46] no clue

[03:48:49] Wow, I just have a sudden urge to take a fat shit. Oh my god, you know when that hits you out of nowhere. Oh

[03:48:56] Wow

[03:48:57] That was risky

[03:49:00] Okay chat guess what you know, I am in chess

[03:49:05] bad let me let me just let me just answer for you 259 I've played chess in like

[03:49:16] five years Dominic for three I just know what the the the I know what the pieces

[03:49:21] do and some starts run a prediction of whether or not I win this game as an

[03:49:27] outsider what are your opinions on intelligence what does that mean what's

[03:49:31] 988 I'm curious you're highly from the thousand these suicide slot suicide prevention

[03:49:36] slash crisis line

[03:49:38] 988 mainly used for like suicide prevention, but also people dealing with drug abuse

[03:49:44] Feeling lonely you can tax call chatter all the time

[03:49:46] I'll do a bunch of shots for them on Monday as well

[03:49:48] But 98 in the US is suicide prevention slash crisis line. I got the three what game

[03:49:54] What would you play a game if I made one depends the game can't really give you a definitive yes for that all right?

[03:50:01] Chat yo, how do I how do I turn that shit off? Let's not start doing that. Hey

[03:50:07] Let's not start doing that. Hey, thanks

[03:50:09] Thanks, let's stop. Let's maybe I'll accept it. Maybe I'll accept my friend request

[03:50:17] How do I turn that off?

[03:50:25] Oh, maybe I can add them all hi hi I'm David choose me and I'll help you learn chess

[03:50:31] What the fuck

[03:50:41] Okay

[03:50:47] Okay, I had to change my privacy settings so you guys don't span it friend request me okay play online

[03:50:54] We're gonna do ten minute rapid the tournament is five minute rapid

[03:50:59] Or actually it's Blitz chess for the tournament. It's five minutes, but I feel like practice for 10 minutes is better

[03:51:05] Right, I think of the five. You're my favorite streamer. Thank you

[03:51:10] It's thank you for the three you should get a puff count. No, I

[03:51:13] Have a volcano, but I'm gonna hit this shit out of the mystery box. It's all point

[03:51:18] All right, let's lock in

[03:51:21] Chat trust me I'm in the stone division, but I could cook see they're starting

[03:51:26] They're starting with a stupid strategy here because I'm just going to match them

[03:51:30] And they think they're going to be able to do that. I will match them, you know

[03:51:33] They this is the opening that they believe they could get from Gotham chess

[03:51:51] It's not over it's not over it's not over bro literally bro. They just had first move

[03:51:55] Oh, relax, relax, relax, relax, relax.

[03:51:59] I'm cooking.

[03:52:02] Just give me a minute to cook.

[03:52:04] Give me a minute to cook.

[03:52:05] This guy can't do anything.

[03:52:06] He's gonna take that pawn.

[03:52:12] He's gonna take that pawn.

[03:52:14] He's gonna take that pawn.

[03:52:15] Wait, let me cook, let me cook, let me cook.

[03:52:17] He's gonna take that pawn.

[03:52:18] I can't do anything about that.

[03:52:21] Cause I can only go here or here.

[03:52:25] Bro, I'm yo chat. It's a warm up. It's a warm up. Okay

[03:52:30] I think next solid move we go here to here

[03:52:34] I take that he might take it, but I don't know we'll figure it out

[03:52:38] We're gonna figure it out. Is it my move? Oh

[03:52:42] What did he do?

[03:52:45] It's my move

[03:52:50] What the fuck

[03:52:56] He took my night they didn't or he moved his

[03:53:03] So this gives me that option and also peel back a little bit things get a little hairy you can slide this big dog

[03:53:10] I'm not worried. I'm not worried. I'm serious. I'm not worried. Like you have no idea how

[03:53:29] locked in I am right now. Okay, he castles. We take that. He has to move big dog there.

[03:53:38] moves it. Okay. I'm going to slide him. This this can't take anything. He could only move

[03:53:48] there. Oh my god. You can move there. I can move here. I feel like this is a smart play.

[03:53:58] and then maybe and then maybe go boom now he has to take or back up because

[03:54:09] then I could take he's moving him up but he can't know he could grab here that

[03:54:14] does nothing though if he grabs there

[03:54:22] nothing takes me okay he could take me if I take this

[03:54:28] How could I ensure that he can't do that?

[03:54:33] I don't know if I can.

[03:54:36] I could go here, but then he's going to take this pawn, but I could take his pawn and I'm

[03:54:44] still safe, and then I could take that how he moves.

[03:54:48] Why would he move?

[03:54:51] Why would he do that?

[03:54:55] I'm so confused.

[03:54:57] That's okay.

[03:54:58] Was that a good play?

[03:54:59] I don't understand.

[03:55:00] Oh my God, I'm such a dumb ass.

[03:55:03] No!

[03:55:03] Oh!

[03:55:26] Interesting, very interesting.

[03:55:33] I want to I want to hit some like you got to hit some crazy shit, right? You got a like plan moves

[03:55:42] I'm gonna move him up here

[03:55:44] Chat, it's a warm-up game. It's not gonna be a great one

[03:55:47] Trust me. I

[03:55:49] Haven't gotten my lesson yet either bro. Killdozer. Thank you for the fucking raid W. Killdozer. I appreciate the fucking raid

[03:55:57] He can't take that this is safe and this is safe

[03:56:00] And I my king's kind of just fucking out and about though. I gotta I gotta maybe slide him over a little bit

[03:56:08] I could take here

[03:56:12] If I take here this isn't even takeable

[03:56:17] Why would he do that

[03:56:19] He's a free bishop.

[03:56:27] Okay, he could go there, no he could go here, he could go there.

[03:56:32] I could slide this guy over.

[03:56:36] That puts him in check but he takes me.

[03:56:38] I could slide this over here, still safe, but I could get him unless he moves, which

[03:56:44] I'm assuming he will.

[03:56:46] Okay, didn't really expect that.

[03:56:49] Um, that was kind of out of the blue.

[03:56:51] Uh, I didn't really see that move.

[03:56:54] Um, so I think the best thing here is just move a little bit up.

[03:57:00] He can't really take anything there.

[03:57:03] I could slide this big guy over.

[03:57:07] Oh, I'm a jackass.

[03:57:08] Uh, I'm a jackass.

[03:57:10] I could have taken him there and then he just, I didn't mean to move back there.

[03:57:13] Fuck!

[03:57:14] That was a misclick.

[03:57:15] No, can I undo?

[03:57:17] Can I undo?

[03:57:18] I'm still winning. I'm still winning. I'm not worried. I'm still winning. I am still winning this game.

[03:57:22] Chat, trust me. We go here.

[03:57:28] I'm still winning. I'm confident.

[03:57:33] I'm confident. This is so fucking painful to watch. Shut the fuck up.

[03:57:36] Oh my god. He's just taking my pieces left and right. What do I do?

[03:57:41] If I go here bait that he could take what I could take but then he's gonna take again

[03:58:00] God I'm so horseshit at this game. It's unreal. I'm so fucking bad

[03:58:07] Next best thing slide over here

[03:58:11] Take one of these bad boys.

[03:58:14] Okay, he matches.

[03:58:17] So I move him here.

[03:58:24] Oh, he takes that piece.

[03:58:28] Oh my God, why can't I just take him?

[03:58:33] He takes that piece. Oh my god. Why can't I just take him? Oh my god because that puts me in check

[03:58:45] But I can put him in check and he can't move. Oh my god, he can fuck

[03:58:51] It's not GGs chat. It's not GGs. It's not GGs. Okay. Well, I really can't do I really can't do very much right now

[03:59:15] Wow, let's just move

[03:59:18] Move the pawn, eh?

[03:59:21] Chat, I got optimism.

[03:59:23] I got optimism here.

[03:59:24] I'm bored?

[03:59:25] Okay, well fuck out of the stream then, dick.

[03:59:27] We're gonna take that.

[03:59:30] Dude, it's still so winnable.

[03:59:34] I mean, chat, you don't understand how winnable this is.

[03:59:38] If I move that up, he takes.

[03:59:42] If I move there, he takes.

[03:59:46] God, this is such dork shit!

[03:59:48] Fuck!

[03:59:55] Trust.

[03:59:59] Hmm.

[04:00:00] Interesting maneuver there, buddy.

[04:00:06] Take it.

[04:00:09] He won't.

[04:00:10] That'd be really stupid if he took that.

[04:00:13] Hmm looks like he's going for a queen.

[04:00:20] I'll have to do something about it.

[04:00:23] He moved the king forward.

[04:00:25] King versus king attack!

[04:00:29] Okay see this is a real problem.

[04:00:40] Because he's going to turn that into a queen, and I can't really, oh no, he can't, wait no, I just keep doing this, because if he keeps moving that down, yeah, move it down, move it down jackass, fucking idiot, make it a queen, make it a queen.

[04:01:00] If he makes it a queen, I just take it, fuck.

[04:01:06] See he's gonna bait that to get a clean because he wants me to take

[04:01:11] But should I?

[04:01:13] No, I

[04:01:16] Do the craziest maneuver ever and I slide closer to him

[04:01:23] Take the Rook why like I like this

[04:01:29] Bro, I feel like I'm still fine

[04:01:36] I could move here.

[04:01:49] But then he's just going to put me in check.

[04:01:54] So I move here.

[04:01:58] But then if I take, he'll take me.

[04:02:01] If he takes me, I take him.

[04:02:06] I did not expect that.

[04:02:10] Well played, good sir, well played.

[04:02:18] I'm so fucked.

[04:02:20] And he is six minutes.

[04:02:21] What is he doing?

[04:02:24] I attack the rook.

[04:02:28] The rook moves.

[04:02:31] Oh God.

[04:02:43] Is this a give up angle?

[04:02:47] Why is he moving that up?

[04:02:50] What is happening right now?

[04:02:58] Attack the knight?

[04:02:59] I can't, you ass.

[04:03:00] I can't move forward. I can only, I only can go angles with pawns.

[04:03:05] You want me to just start running at the fucking,

[04:03:07] you want me to run at the fucking king?

[04:03:09] Or I could move down and then move up. That's a play.

[04:03:15] You put me in check. You want me to take, but I refuse.

[04:03:20] I move closer.

[04:03:26] The bishop. Yeah. Well,

[04:03:27] I can't take that because then a pawn will take me and then I literally only

[04:03:30] I have pawns on the board.

[04:03:45] It's not ideal.

[04:03:47] It's actually the opposite of ideal.

[04:03:50] I think I'll just start spam making moves

[04:03:53] and then he gives up.

[04:03:54] Just resign.

[04:03:55] This might be a resign.

[04:03:56] Wait, hold on.

[04:03:57] I'll call, draw.

[04:03:58] I'll offer, draw.

[04:04:00] He accepts. Okay. He declined it. Interesting. I was really, I was really expecting him to accept that

[04:04:07] You know, I think we're basically at a stalemate right now if I had a guess. You have Fox man take him in 32 month. I

[04:04:16] Got fully ego'd

[04:04:21] I'm in a full losing position right now

[04:04:23] I have actually nothing I could do but I'm also fully confident that in the five minutes

[04:04:28] He can't check Nate me because if he moves that down here, I just move up. He needs to get oh

[04:04:35] Wait wait if I move up then he gets me there so I have to move I don't want to put him in a corner though

[04:04:41] Because that'll block me

[04:04:45] But if he goes here and I go I could go there there's no way that I could pinch him wait I

[04:04:53] I need him to be like in this angle.

[04:05:01] I really don't understand what I should do right now.

[04:05:03] There's like not much I could do.

[04:05:10] Rook to F8.

[04:05:14] That was A3.

[04:05:15] Rook to F8.

[04:05:17] What the fuck are you talking about?

[04:05:19] Rook?

[04:05:19] You mean this guy?

[04:05:20] This isn't a rook.

[04:05:21] What is this?

[04:05:22] Oh, you just fucking took it.

[04:05:23] What a jackass.

[04:05:25] What a fucking jackass.

[04:05:29] All right, now you gotta move one of your two fucking pins, buddy.

[04:05:31] Vergentation!

[04:05:34] Move him.

[04:05:35] He's gonna put me in check.

[04:05:37] He's gonna move this guy down.

[04:05:39] He's gonna move this guy down.

[04:05:40] Oh.

[04:05:41] Hmm.

[04:05:43] Well played.

[04:05:52] Kings on the offensive. 52 seconds. Kings on the offensive. I'm fucked. No, not. Trust

[04:06:15] There's maneuverability here.

[04:06:18] I have 43 seconds of play.

[04:06:20] 43 seconds of play.

[04:06:23] Keep up me in check.

[04:06:24] I'm going forward.

[04:06:29] John, he has four minutes.

[04:06:31] Chad, how do I maneuver a win in four minutes?

[04:06:46] Just the king

[04:06:50] God damn it. Oh my god, this is so stupid

[04:06:54] New match one more one more one more one more one more one more one more god. I have 224 elo. I suck

[04:07:04] Off butter chicken is this guy's is this guy's call tag give you some fucking info on him

[04:07:15] He's gonna put that there, so then he takes, I take, boom, he gets two pieces.

[04:07:19] What a fucking jerk-off.

[04:07:20] What a jerk-off.

[04:07:21] You know what I say to that?

[04:07:24] Bang.

[04:07:25] That's how I answer.

[04:07:28] Kings out in the open, no problem.

[04:07:31] Hmm.

[04:07:32] Hmm.

[04:07:33] Interesting play.

[04:07:35] I'll match you, so then I can take.

[04:07:38] If I take that, nobody can take me.

[04:07:40] No, he can.

[04:07:44] Hmm, so I should move my pawn up.

[04:07:48] Should move my pawn up here.

[04:07:51] Take it.

[04:07:56] Terrible play by him.

[04:07:57] He takes it.

[04:07:58] Ooh, he moves it back.

[04:07:59] Ooh, wasted play, buddy.

[04:08:00] Ah!

[04:08:01] No!

[04:08:02] Oh my God!

[04:08:03] Oh my God!

[04:08:04] Oh my God!

[04:08:05] This game is so ass.

[04:08:06] This game is so ass.

[04:08:07] Who came up with this, bro?

[04:08:08] Somebody evil motherfucker.

[04:08:09] Ah!

[04:08:10] I literally had the fucking line up dude that was a good play that was a good play I had there and now it's fucking literally just full pinched because I like where am I going to move this guy why did I do that and I move him back we need him there we need him there we're castling the rook

[04:08:35] For castling our king boom chat that is the money line startup. You've never seen it before

[04:08:58] He takes I take I take you can't take me

[04:09:01] no line of sight, no line of sight. So he's fucked. Because I could take this with no repercussions.

[04:09:10] He has to move back or he takes my pawn and I take him anyway. Chat, this is how you learn

[04:09:16] chess. You fail before you succeed. Didn't really expect that. And I hit the craziest

[04:09:28] maneuver of all time. Shadoom. So now they have to waste that on my pawn. And does that

[04:09:39] open the doors for me? It does not. That did almost nothing. That was a wasted move. Okay.

[04:09:47] Why would he do that? I take that. He can't take me. Does that open up anything for

[04:09:56] No.

[04:10:04] Chat, I really can't take your advice right now because during the tournament, I'm not going to be able to take chat's advice.

[04:10:08] Okay, so he wants to move that, but that's also fucking stupid because now I just get this for free.

[04:10:13] And I put him in check.

[04:10:21] So he has to move him.

[04:10:23] Okay, he moves that.

[04:10:24] But now I just take this.

[04:10:28] Key castles.

[04:10:31] I kind of want to get my bishops out, but these are my bishops. These are my bishops, right?

[04:10:37] Is there anything that I could do right now that would not have anybody percussion? No.

[04:10:43] All right, so we're gonna move him out. Actually,

[04:10:47] yeah.

[04:10:48] Now we're gonna move you up.

[04:10:51] Okay.

[04:10:54] I still take but I can't take anything there because he'll just pin me so he can just sit

[04:11:06] there for a minute.

[04:11:09] My king is perfectly protected.

[04:11:11] Checkmate in three.

[04:11:13] On May or then?

[04:11:20] looking for that but I mean like oh he wants me to take he wants me to take

[04:11:25] that and then he wants my his rock to take me so instead I do this now he has

[04:11:33] to move he has to either take and lose and he gets nothing or he just moves

[04:11:38] this back he might move over here again that really does nothing I feel like I

[04:11:45] got a plan better the problem is I play so like reactively and obviously

[04:11:50] You have to react to what they do, but like I don't really know how I should be setting up

[04:11:55] Like anything that's like what I need to ask off them

[04:12:00] All right

[04:12:01] So he still just has to now he's pinned so he has to take this in which case I take that so he just loses a big piece

[04:12:08] And I lose points because he either takes it with that or I take it with this either way he loses that piece

[04:12:13] Unless he takes it. No, you can't even take it with that

[04:12:15] You move that down though. It does nothing

[04:12:17] This guy's fucking sweating.

[04:12:22] Threaten is clean.

[04:12:26] I could threaten his queen, move my rook out.

[04:12:30] He moves it back. I could.

[04:12:34] But I'll lose him. But it's a fair trade.

[04:12:38] The whole probably just move his queen either direction.

[04:12:42] I can move them out but that does nothing. I kind of want to have them in line of sight and then

[04:12:53] see they're planning for that. That's no bueno because I was going to say I can move that out there

[04:13:01] and then take this or take that piece and then you would be pinched somewhat. Actually he would

[04:13:07] I would have fully been picked so I would have to check me.

[04:13:09] Oh my God.

[04:13:10] If I moved them there, he would,

[04:13:12] I would just have to have taken that

[04:13:14] and then he would have been stuck.

[04:13:15] I think.

[04:13:22] Well, I don't wanna lose him.

[04:13:24] So I feel like I should move him.

[04:13:27] So anything I could do, I could take him

[04:13:31] but then the pawn will take me.

[04:13:33] So that's fucking useless.

[04:13:43] So I feel like I need to move the knight back, kind of open the board up, that's bad.

[04:13:49] Clean H5, clean to H5 over here.

[04:13:58] What would that have done?

[04:14:00] Oh meant that I could have taken it if he took me

[04:14:05] That's true

[04:14:12] I'll lose the fucking pawn. I don't give a shit

[04:14:16] And this jackass if he fucking takes it, I just take it back and he can't fucking kill me

[04:14:20] That was a that was a horrible move because if he takes that I take this nothing blocks me and he just loses a bishop

[04:14:27] Either way he was and he has to move his bishop back

[04:14:30] Unless you put something there where it threatens me

[04:14:39] Okay

[04:14:47] See I just don't like there's so many fucking pieces dude, there's so many fucking pieces man

[04:14:53] Like I am just actually

[04:14:56] befuddled at what I need to fucking do right now

[04:15:00] I would love to take that and then him to take me and me to take his queen,

[04:15:06] but there's no world where I'm going to be able to do that.

[04:15:09] Develop your other pieces, you're right.

[04:15:12] I just have so many things sitting back doing nothing,

[04:15:15] like actually doing nothing, like bums.

[04:15:21] I move him up, gives me some maneuverability around the map.

[04:15:27] He takes that, that's no problem.

[04:15:30] And I have a good blocker. I kind of want to get this bit this big guy out now, but he could take it

[04:15:41] Huh

[04:15:45] Well if he takes there he has nothing challenging him, but I could just take it first and then he'll take me

[04:15:55] Hmm on the C7

[04:16:00] Beautiful. He has to. Oh, see, that's bad. Oh, but I can put him in check. I put him

[04:16:14] in check, but I'll still just take it.

[04:16:17] In the last, but now he's going to take, but my plan is I take here he takes with the queen I take with the bishop, or he takes here I just take with the queen, and he just loses a bishop or not a bishop.

[04:16:39] Look

[04:16:44] Okay, he moves over that doesn't really open the doors for me

[04:16:55] But I could go here

[04:17:00] But he could take that that was a wasted move yep

[04:17:03] God I suck fucking donkey dick in this game, dude. I'm so fucking bad at chess

[04:17:08] it's actually unfathomable. Like I don't know how I could be this bad at chess,

[04:17:13] it's fucking unreal. You can take my ruck right now too. You can get better?

[04:17:27] Yeah, before Friday you think?

[04:17:32] Because I'm about to just lose two chess fucking matches in a row. I'm up

[04:17:36] four but I think that's just because he had a horrible start. And now I'm choking.

[04:17:47] I can move him there and then take out, I think it's a good move to move that there

[04:17:56] and then take out that and that and he has to, it forces his hand in some way just

[04:18:02] to gather pieces. Clean to H five. People keep saying clean to H five. Okay. You know, they

[04:18:12] should have a confirm button for maneuvers, because that just cost me so much. That was

[04:18:21] waste. I wanted to go here. Yeah, I'm not going to reach out anymore. I should have

[04:18:29] stuck with what the fuck I wanted to do. And then I would have been fine.

[04:18:34] Instead of a jackass and I listened to my chat.

[04:18:39] Like an idiot.

[04:18:41] That does nothing.

[04:18:59] He kind of forces me to take that now.

[04:19:09] Queen to e6.

[04:19:12] That would, oh that would.

[04:19:18] Put some in check, he has to move.

[04:19:21] And then I could take a piece.

[04:19:23] But I'm just like risking my queen so much right now.

[04:19:28] I can put him in check again, but then I'm getting my piece taken, or I take his, he

[04:19:40] takes mine, maybe? No, because then he'll get his taken, so he can't do anything right

[04:19:45] now. And I could take that piece for free.

[04:19:58] Oh, it's me, what did he do?

[04:20:28] Dude, I just like, I have no idea, I'm so bad, I'm so bad at chess, I'm so bad at chess.

[04:20:40] It's just like there's too many things to keep track of at once, what he just loses,

[04:20:47] right?

[04:20:48] No.

[04:20:49] Because then he'll just take it.

[04:20:53] So there's no point to move up there.

[04:20:56] But I could do this.

[04:21:02] Replay.

[04:21:03] Put him in check.

[04:21:04] Take his queen.

[04:21:05] He puts me in check.

[04:21:18] I can reverse put him in check.

[04:21:20] Then he can't get out of it.

[04:21:23] If he doesn't move, and I move this guy up here,

[04:21:26] he can't leave.

[04:21:28] What?

[04:21:30] How does he win?

[04:21:33] Oh.

[04:21:36] Didn't think about that?

[04:21:39] Hmm.

[04:21:48] Jesus Christ!

[04:21:59] Let's get him up and move an A.

[04:22:18] Don't read your chat, you're cheating

[04:22:20] Buddy during the tournament chat will be email only. Don't you worry? I

[04:22:25] Mean I could double move him up and then he blocks it doesn't matter

[04:22:31] But he could just move them up there to block and then sacrifice him

[04:22:34] And then his fucking queen will come into play at some fucking point or he just does that shit

[04:22:38] It's just really fucking mind fucks me just mind fucks the shit out of me like absolutely no clue

[04:22:45] What do I fucking answer there? How do I what do I do?

[04:22:48] like you take that rock he takes it back I go up you just blundered yeah it's

[04:23:07] over dude I don't know how to fucking play chess he checkmates you you think

[04:23:12] if he just moves down he checks me or checkmates me I think he does he just

[04:23:16] moves his queen. I think I did just throw. So we're in copper, you ever in the

[04:23:21] lowest rank? Yeah, keep in mind I've never really played chess in the last five

[04:23:25] years. Chad only really know what the fucking pieces do buddy. You're throwing.

[04:23:30] Yeah, meanwhile half the people that are typing you're throwing actually have

[04:23:34] never played chess day in their life. They don't know what the pieces do. They

[04:23:37] don't know anything. Why is he just running down the clock? Is he just run

[04:23:41] down the clock so he could just fucking do this at the end? Like am I

[04:23:45] Am I just getting fasted?

[04:23:47] Am I gonna sit here for a minute?

[04:23:48] Okay, don't know why he did that.

[04:23:51] Why did he do that?

[04:23:57] Can you just beat me right here?

[04:24:00] Move your pawn this one up.

[04:24:08] So then I can move if he puts down.

[04:24:12] This guy's an idiot.

[04:24:13] chat we are in 230 60 wall right now. He puts me in check. That's no way no. I think I lose

[04:24:25] because he goes down there. I can't move. What can I do? Oh, I could block. You can take.

[04:24:38] only has a minute though. If I just make fast moves, the problem is to when we

[04:24:44] actually play, when we actually play, yeah, I could take that with Pawn, when we

[04:24:50] actually play the turny, it's five minute rounds. So it's gonna be actually like

[04:24:55] way shorter than this. I think I win if he doesn't fucking make a move.

[04:25:04] I could go down there, but then he might just move up.

[04:25:12] I think Rook's actually in a great spot right now.

[04:25:14] If I go down here, doesn't he have to move?

[04:25:19] Where is he going to move?

[04:25:20] He can move forward.

[04:25:21] Yeah.

[04:25:24] Take it or move back.

[04:25:27] You can move this way.

[04:25:29] Put him in check again.

[04:25:31] He takes it.

[04:25:33] He takes it, okay, I'm throwing.

[04:25:40] I'm really throwing.

[04:25:42] Put him in check. He has 19 seconds.

[04:25:50] And we put him in check again.

[04:25:54] He has to move.

[04:26:00] Take this piece.

[04:26:03] 8 seconds buddy. 8 seconds still GG's. 8 seconds still GG's. Oh my god. It's winnable. It's still winnable. I'm gonna put him in check here.

[04:26:17] 4 seconds. He takes. I'm gonna give a fuck. Oh my god. I'm not gonna lose the game. He has a second. I win.

[04:26:26] Yeah. Wow. What a sad win. He ran out of time. He sure ran out of time. I would not have checked

[04:26:39] made it his ass. He probably would have won in the end chat. Well, chat, I'm going to

[04:26:43] get, I'm going to go film a video. Hope you all have fun watching. I don't have time

[04:26:45] streaming. I will not be live tomorrow. I will be live Wednesday. We're going to

[04:26:48] be practicing chess with Gotham at 330 and then we're going to be doing the floor

[04:26:51] above horror game, maybe another horror game that we're going to do content King

[04:26:54] Thursday and not live Fridays.

[04:26:55] The Chess tournament of 4 EST.

[04:26:56] Maybe Tierless or Reacts after a CS with JoJo Saturday

[04:26:58] earlier like noon.

[04:26:59] Random shit maybe Reacts after a Sunday is going to be Reacts.

[04:27:02] Maybe a rainbow tournament.

[04:27:03] Monday is going to be the 980 charity stream raising money

[04:27:05] for 980 as well as just raising awareness

[04:27:07] for suicide prevention slash their crisis line.

[04:27:09] Tuesday and not live next week.

[04:27:10] Next Wednesday is going to be random games,

[04:27:11] random horror games, more content,

[04:27:12] King Retro video store, Rewind shit like that.

[04:27:16] And then we'll go from there.

[04:27:17] So from the sub TTV, Mike, WD and Lima

[04:27:19] thinking of the Tier 2.

[04:27:20] Bust, Chef thinking of the Tier 2, Dredd

[04:27:22] and AC thinking of the sub.

[04:27:23] I'm going to dip the unpost.

[04:27:24] I'm the main in the game here right when I am.

[04:27:25] Appreciate y'all chat.

[04:27:26] I have to dip.

[04:27:27] Who do we want to raid?

[04:27:35] Cochard.

[04:27:36] He's playing Geo, I guess, sir.

[04:27:40] All right.

[04:27:41] Appreciate y'all.

[04:27:42] Hope you had fun.

[04:27:42] And I'll catch y'all later.

[04:27:44] We're going to raid in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1.

[04:27:46] See you on Wednesday.

[04:27:48] Peace.