PRACTICING FOR CHESS TOURNEY + HORROR GAMES AND CONTENT KING JOIN JOIN JOIN

Joe_Bartolozzi

04-08-2026 · 5h 59m

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[00:01:30] ZWZ for the five, when the fuck did that happen?

[00:01:55] The hell

[00:02:06] Joe we all cried in the corner rocking back and forth without you 67

[00:02:10] Thank you the three are you saying because I wasn't live I was live for a week straight took a day off

[00:02:15] I'm off tomorrow as well. Anyway

[00:02:17] Oh, everybody have a lot of good.

[00:02:23] How's everybody doing on this fantastic bucking?

[00:02:27] What day is it?

[00:02:28] Wednesday.

[00:02:29] How's everybody doing on this fantastic Wednesday chat?

[00:02:32] We are live early today because we're doing a few things.

[00:02:36] Number one, we are going to be practicing for the chess

[00:02:40] tournament on Friday.

[00:02:42] If you don't know, I'm a part of the chess tournament

[00:02:44] on Friday.

[00:02:45] I believe it's me, Oney, Texel, Agent, Emily,

[00:02:49] Plackboy, Max, Ron,

[00:02:53] Jinxie, me.

[00:02:58] Did I say anybody's name twice?

[00:03:00] I don't know.

[00:03:01] Anyways, I'm in a tournament.

[00:03:03] It's an eight man tourney of like, oh, Stake.

[00:03:06] I think I said my name twice.

[00:03:08] Stake is in it as well.

[00:03:10] I said my name twice, yeah.

[00:03:12] But there's a bunch of streamers in it.

[00:03:14] It's Friday at four, I suck at chess.

[00:03:17] I think everybody else also sucks at chess, that's in it.

[00:03:20] But I'm probably one of the worst players.

[00:03:23] So for the first like hour and a half of stream,

[00:03:25] I'm gonna be practicing chess.

[00:03:26] I'm gonna be hopping on a call with Levy

[00:03:28] or AKA Gotham Chess.

[00:03:31] Many of you may know Gotham Chess.

[00:03:33] We're going to be playing chess.

[00:03:35] I don't really know what he has planned.

[00:03:37] I don't know if he's gonna be like one V1ing me

[00:03:39] and teaching me moves or like watching my games

[00:03:43] and telling you what to do, but hopefully he makes me not suck

[00:03:48] because I am fucking terrible.

[00:03:51] So that's gonna be the first like hour-ish,

[00:03:54] hour and a half of stream, grinding chess, practicing chess.

[00:03:57] After that, we're gonna be playing a game

[00:03:59] called The Floor Above, which is a horror game,

[00:04:02] probably like two hours long,

[00:04:04] and then we're gonna rip content king

[00:04:05] for the rest of stream.

[00:04:06] Tomorrow, I'm not live.

[00:04:08] Friday's the chess tournament.

[00:04:09] After the chess tournament,

[00:04:10] We're either A, doing Reacts, or B,

[00:04:12] like Retro, Rewind, and other random shit.

[00:04:15] Saturday I'm doing CS with JoJo at noon,

[00:04:18] so an earlier stream, into either random tier lists,

[00:04:22] Reacts, or some other shit.

[00:04:24] Sunday's a full React day.

[00:04:25] Monday's the 988 charity awareness stream.

[00:04:29] More of an awareness stream versus a charity stream,

[00:04:33] but I'll still be doing a big don't know,

[00:04:34] and I'll link their page if you wanna donate,

[00:04:37] but it's not a tiltified charity stream,

[00:04:38] if that makes sense.

[00:04:39] So 98 stream Monday, Tuesday I'm not live next Wednesday,

[00:04:43] horror games, random games, next Thursday

[00:04:45] I'm not live next Friday.

[00:04:47] Reacts in random shit and then we'll go from there.

[00:04:49] If you have any videos you want us to give you

[00:04:50] to play, we can get such a gift to send.

[00:04:52] Geogester tournament, the 24th and 420 on 420

[00:04:56] and then we're probably gonna do another charity stream

[00:04:57] like May 5th ish, May 4th, not sure.

[00:05:01] So like early May, but yeah,

[00:05:03] let me read donuts real quick and then we'll hop in.

[00:05:07] Oh, excuse me, did take it in a tray.

[00:05:09] Thank you for always being a bright spot for me.

[00:05:11] I've gone through some mental health issues.

[00:05:12] You pushed me to get the help I needed.

[00:05:13] Thank you.

[00:05:14] And I hope you're all right.

[00:05:15] I'm sorry, I've been going through some shit.

[00:05:17] Claw brood, guard TWS and say,

[00:05:19] think of the sub, Mr. Five.

[00:05:20] Kill those or wet T-shirt contest, bro.

[00:05:23] What?

[00:05:24] Potato, I say, get dropped with a sub,

[00:05:25] six, seven, think of the three,

[00:05:26] miss my bits Monday, brother.

[00:05:27] You gotta tell me day off.

[00:05:28] Unbreakable with the sub, chef, think of the three.

[00:05:30] Can you tell me what you said?

[00:05:32] Chef, think of the three.

[00:05:33] I'm not looking up your user right now.

[00:05:35] I asked you, what time did you play chess?

[00:05:37] You need to start a tournament.

[00:05:37] You said you'll never play, would you like some tips?

[00:05:40] No, because I'm gonna be getting tips from Gotham Chess.

[00:05:43] And I hate to be that guy.

[00:05:44] I would presume that Gotham Chess

[00:05:47] is probably better than you.

[00:05:50] And also a better teacher.

[00:05:52] That's not a diss.

[00:05:54] I'm just saying, I'm gonna hop on call

[00:05:55] with Gotham in like 10 minutes.

[00:05:58] And I would assume he's probably gonna

[00:06:00] be able to teach me more, potentially.

[00:06:03] Major Kai and Walker for the sub,

[00:06:04] S.T. Cacti and Benny for the sub,

[00:06:06] for the sub Mia, thank you for the 3, or Maya. It's my birthday today, happy birthday. Devour,

[00:06:11] Digital and B2 for the sub, steady for the 3, you're gonna Jester Max, dead and wrong for the sub.

[00:06:16] Yeah, it's Doodle for the sub, Trickles about for the sub, Mist and creation for the sub,

[00:06:20] Runaway and Nels, thank you for the subs, also the sub. LILK, skunk, Dr. Team and the last

[00:06:25] for the sub, Mark, thank you for the 1,000, but he's watching the Trace in the background

[00:06:28] to join the Continental Medical School. See your charity events, advocacy for mental health,

[00:06:31] really, it's part of me to be a better person. Why, good luck to you in medical school

[00:06:35] and thinking for the fucking nice message.

[00:06:36] Sixth half of the think of the three.

[00:06:38] Joe, you aware that the listings that you may sign

[00:06:40] your hairline?

[00:06:40] Yeah.

[00:06:41] Luck thing of the sub, chef thing of the three.

[00:06:43] People don't tell me that all the time.

[00:06:44] MP thing of the three.

[00:06:46] You're my favorite streamer.

[00:06:47] Thank you, chef thing of the three.

[00:06:48] True with love at once, but I don't think

[00:06:49] I can teach you as good as any.

[00:06:50] He told me how to play too.

[00:06:51] Really?

[00:06:53] You're gonna be mad good if you drew with him.

[00:06:54] Yo.

[00:06:56] Chat, before we even hop in,

[00:06:59] you guys are gonna be upset with me.

[00:07:01] I am for the sub, MP thing of the three.

[00:07:03] You make my day.

[00:07:04] Thank you.

[00:07:05] SCPINAC, thank you for the 50 fucking gifted.

[00:07:08] 10 out of the sub-JZ, thank you for the 3,

[00:07:09] appreciate the bitties.

[00:07:10] SCPINAC, thank you for the 50 sub-Shelis,

[00:07:12] thank you for the 1000 bitties,

[00:07:13] and 10 out of the, how much you helped me love you, bro.

[00:07:14] Thank you for the fucking 1000 bitties,

[00:07:16] thank you for the nice message.

[00:07:17] SCPINAC, thank you for the 50 fucking gifted,

[00:07:19] thank you for the 1000 bitties, and 10 out of the 50

[00:07:21] gifted, it's chat.

[00:07:22] Last night, I pulled this shit.

[00:07:25] You're gonna be annoyed.

[00:07:26] I did, I opened cases off stream on CS.

[00:07:31] I was playing CS last night, I was really high.

[00:07:35] Um, and my friend was like you should open some cases. So I bought like 50 Prisma twos

[00:07:47] Fact now point oh oh nine float thousand dollar knife

[00:07:54] $1,000 knife pull that

[00:07:57] Look at that shit

[00:07:59] I sold my gloves, by the way.

[00:08:01] Tell Kale, those are ideas.

[00:08:03] Yo, I'm literally in call.

[00:08:06] I tell my friend, I'm like, I'll eat another edible

[00:08:09] if I pull a knife right now.

[00:08:10] And we're just talking, and I kind of turn away,

[00:08:12] and I look back, and I see the gold in the corner of my eye.

[00:08:15] I just start screaming.

[00:08:18] I just start screaming.

[00:08:19] I sold my, what's the other knife I had?

[00:08:25] Chat, what's the other knife I had?

[00:08:27] I sold that shit.

[00:08:28] That and the Moto Gloves.

[00:08:30] Bro, because they're ugly ass knives.

[00:08:32] And now I'm gonna sell this fucking other bowie knife

[00:08:35] that I traded up with on Kildose

[00:08:36] or once I'm able to.

[00:08:38] That was your first knife?

[00:08:39] I don't give a fuck, chat.

[00:08:40] That knife was ugly as hell.

[00:08:42] A Falcon Doppler?

[00:08:43] I don't even think it was a Doppler.

[00:08:45] Gotham's calling, hold up.

[00:08:46] I'm flexing on my chat real quick on this knife I pulled.

[00:08:49] Yo, is this not crazy though?

[00:08:51] Look at the float.

[00:08:53] FACNewPool.009?

[00:08:56] I was looking on like skin monkey and a few other websites. This is like the lowest float I've seen and I think the patterns pretty cool or pretty cool

[00:09:06] pattern one one sixteen a

[00:09:09] lot of blue in it

[00:09:12] Almost level ten finally able to play premier almost. All right. Anyways

[00:09:17] We're not playing CS right now. I'll play CS on Saturday though

[00:09:21] Big take of the three are worth giving you money. I'm actively making bro. You don't need to give me bitties

[00:09:26] I appreciate it though

[00:09:28] Excuse me

[00:09:29] He tried to protect you take before I live almost threw up. Oh my god

[00:09:33] Encourager thinking of the sub Zorro and major thinking of the five gift. It's flanked and max for the sub job

[00:09:37] Thank you for the three

[00:09:38] Fuck you and your shitty bull cut you fat shud. Thank you James

[00:09:41] Thank you for the three says you missed my bitties Ryan and lights you for the subject are for the three

[00:09:44] How's Eugene Blumkin? Okay, we don't need to ask how Eugene Blumkin's doing all the time you can see him in the corner

[00:09:49] Okay, he's fine. He's standing there his monocles happy

[00:09:53] Daisy may or may not have had tried to eat him the other day, but I I told her no

[00:10:00] So I think I might need to push him further back in the pack. So if she ever sneaks into this room

[00:10:07] She doesn't eat him

[00:10:09] But she is very infatuated. Is that the right word with Eugene Blumkin?

[00:10:16] Put the rodent on the lamp. I fear that would burn him

[00:10:19] Chow was thinking of the thousands but he's already with that. Okay, I like to the fat for the sub I see y'all and red for the sub James

[00:10:24] I missed your bitties brother where?

[00:10:29] Let me look and

[00:10:32] Then let's call Gotham play God of War Ragnarok

[00:10:36] Am I ever gonna play it probably not any time in the in the soon future a lot of people want me to play life is strange

[00:10:42] I still need to do that. I still need to do God of War. I still need to do Call of the Lamb

[00:10:46] problem those games are like nine years old I'm not in a rush to play them and I

[00:10:50] have a million other games that are dropping that I've been playing and I

[00:10:53] have so many games downloaded as you could see like I haven't played any of

[00:10:57] these I haven't played like any of these so we need to get though and these are

[00:11:01] all itch games haven't played those either so like we have so many games to

[00:11:04] play that it's not really like a rush to play those you know at some point

[00:11:09] Well, I yeah probably during like a dud space in gaming though

[00:11:15] T and Logan for the sub train chaotic for the sub but yeah, as I said

[00:11:19] practicing chess with Gotham today

[00:11:21] Before above after that content King after that so three games today tomorrow not live Friday chess tournament probably reacts or random shit after

[00:11:30] Saturday early CS with Jojo same thing random shit after Sunday reacts

[00:11:34] Monday 988 charity stream Tuesday not live once it's gonna be random horror games more content King

[00:11:39] Retro rewind shit like that next Thursday not live next Friday reacts

[00:11:44] And that's Saturday random games will go from there key and logo the sub probably gonna do a lot of solo gaming next week

[00:11:50] We've been doing a lot of tournament shit a lot of collab stuff. So we're gonna a lot of solo shit in next week. Hold up

[00:11:56] Somebody said Gotham called your fucking liar

[00:12:00] You're a fucking liar because he did not call me

[00:12:03] Oh, he just messaged me though, wow, that's really coincidental, hold up.

[00:12:18] My discord is glitching out, but what the flip?

[00:12:22] And I'm adding this game, hold up, and shabam, boom, boom, boom, one minute, oh my god,

[00:12:30] I'm making the Gotham chest wait for me.

[00:12:33] This is crazy.

[00:12:34] Is that aura or is that aura or no?

[00:12:40] I just spilled.

[00:12:40] I just wanted to be known.

[00:12:41] I just spilled fucking gamer stuff on my pants.

[00:12:44] I did not piss myself.

[00:12:45] I will stand up and see right there.

[00:12:47] Did not pee myself.

[00:12:47] I just spilled on my pants.

[00:12:49] So if you see me stand up and there's a stain,

[00:12:51] I did not pee myself.

[00:12:52] You saw it right there, clip it.

[00:12:53] Anyways, I did not pee myself.

[00:12:58] What was I going to say?

[00:13:00] Hold up

[00:13:05] Okay

[00:13:12] Piss boy stop calling me piss boy dick curious think of the three months

[00:13:15] Please pin don't turn bets right now because I'm not gonna be able to read bets during this even side that's today

[00:13:19] Six haven't taken it three what betties brother snipe rose the unit now. We'll think of the subcurious think of the three

[00:13:24] You should play resident evil for now. Do you have an invitation?

[00:13:26] Alright, you know, lock in. James, thank you for the three. Are you playing in the chess room? Yes. That's why I just explained. Let's lock in. Please just let this right now. Alright, he said just boot it up ready when you are.

[00:13:43] Do you think he's going to make fun of me if I'm bad? No, he's going to be super nice. He's going to go, you have to buy chess premium.

[00:13:51] You have to watch this preview.

[00:13:57] Big thank you to the 3, bro.

[00:13:58] 6-7, thank you to the 10k biddies!

[00:14:01] Bobby, thank you to the 3, give me PCL, set up at the back of the subway, meet my girlfriend,

[00:14:04] get hired in the office all the time, you just started tapping into the streams.

[00:14:06] Well, I'm hoping that you enjoy the streams.

[00:14:08] And you're saying, are you getting hired work at Subway?

[00:14:11] I'm confused.

[00:14:12] Anyways, 6-7, thank you to the 10k biddies.

[00:14:13] I gotta hop in, I'm not gonna be able to read bits right now, so if you send

[00:14:16] bits, sorry, I'm probably not gonna be able to read them.

[00:14:18] Okay, what's up in oh my god, this is like a dream come true

[00:14:38] is it I mean I've heard of you for like okay now that sounded no that sounded rude I have

[00:14:48] senior content prior, I played chess in like 2021 for like five days and I was really bad

[00:14:57] and I watched one of your videos and then I still sucked. So I think that's definitive proof that

[00:15:03] maybe either A, you're a bad teacher or B, I'm just bad at chess, but I, you know, I think I'm

[00:15:08] good at everything I play. So or both, both are also possible, potentially, potentially,

[00:15:14] But nice to meet you. Yeah, nice to meet you too. You know, I was um

[00:15:19] I got my start during covet and I was thinking like didn't you also I swear

[00:15:23] I mean maybe maybe not and I don't want you to feel insulted by that

[00:15:26] But I remember like the first two three months of the pandemic just like watching all your videos

[00:15:30] But did you were you creating content before then?

[00:15:34] um

[00:15:36] No, well, I okay. I started tiktok in like

[00:15:41] like, December of 2019, January of 2020.

[00:15:45] And I started YouTube in like August of 2020.

[00:15:52] But I didn't really have an audience on YouTube or Twitch

[00:15:54] until like mid 2021, maybe later,

[00:15:57] but TikTok grew faster.

[00:15:59] So were you saying, like, when you say you watch my content,

[00:16:01] I'm assuming you need TikTok.

[00:16:02] Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[00:16:03] Yeah, TikTok.

[00:16:04] It was, I remember those days, I was getting a lot of the,

[00:16:07] I was getting a lot of you

[00:16:08] and I was getting a lot of like this guy, Brian Ju,

[00:16:11] who just did like literally anything

[00:16:13] is shockingly uncomplicated, this Asian dude,

[00:16:17] and like a couple of other things.

[00:16:19] But yeah, it was Brian Zhu, ex-U,

[00:16:22] and he would be like, I don't know,

[00:16:25] he'd be like, chess is shockingly uncomplicated.

[00:16:27] Oh, I've seen this guy, yeah.

[00:16:29] Yep, yep, yep, yep, yep.

[00:16:31] He and I became friends,

[00:16:32] because he actually lived in New York for a couple of years,

[00:16:34] but maybe after this, you and I will be,

[00:16:36] I don't know, it depends how you do in the tournament,

[00:16:38] I guess, that will be.

[00:16:39] I mean, you wait, so you're insinuating that if I perform poorly in the tournament, I am not your friend.

[00:16:48] I mean, I feel like maybe you won't talk to me.

[00:16:50] There's a lot of pressure here on me to coach you and you if I get first round.

[00:16:56] Yeah, I mean, it depends.

[00:16:58] Now, do you know I was told that the, I mean, do you know a lot about the tournament or?

[00:17:04] Yeah.

[00:17:05] Yeah.

[00:17:06] So it's five minutes blitz, right?

[00:17:11] Yes.

[00:17:12] And every time you make a move, you get five seconds extra time.

[00:17:15] It's actually nice because you get added time.

[00:17:18] I think so, yes.

[00:17:19] But that's different from regular blitz.

[00:17:22] Yes, because in 5 plus 0, you just have five minutes.

[00:17:25] You'll run out of time very fast.

[00:17:27] OK.

[00:17:29] And before we even get in, what do you think my skill level is?

[00:17:34] Like, where would you say, if you had a gas,

[00:17:36] you know, you seeing my content, you know, just overall, you know, personality based.

[00:17:41] Do you think I am in the middle of the pack in this eight man tourney?

[00:17:46] Am I, you know, bottom top, you know, what are we feeling here?

[00:17:52] So considering about two hours ago, you wrote to me in all caps, I'm terrible.

[00:17:58] I will start with this piece of information.

[00:18:00] I mean, that's neither here nor there.

[00:18:03] I did.

[00:18:04] I don't know where did you where did you deduce that like did you try to play more games or where did you write me that?

[00:18:10] Why did you let me tell you a lot yesterday?

[00:18:13] I watched like one of your okay, but like two days ago

[00:18:16] I watched one of your videos played a bunch of games at the gym lost every single one of them and then

[00:18:21] Yesterday, I played. Oh, I don't know. I probably played like 20 games and I think I've won like I

[00:18:28] Played a lot of I was like every blitz game. I played almost, but I played a lot of rapid 10 minutes

[00:18:33] And I would win but I haven't checkmated anybody like once because whenever I'm doing really well

[00:18:40] They just quit like they just I'm

[00:18:43] and

[00:18:44] So I feel like my my early game might be okay, but I have no idea how to like

[00:18:52] win

[00:18:55] That yeah that that one that one is definitely an important skill to develop to play because you know

[00:19:01] I doubt anybody in the tournament is gonna surrender. I doubt anybody's gonna resign

[00:19:06] What would just want like try to beat like a stalemate or draw and just kind of move around the board a bunch

[00:19:11] yes, yes

[00:19:13] because

[00:19:14] All the coaches will say don't surrender because stalemate like the inability to checkmate at this level is so rampant that even if you have no pieces

[00:19:23] They might lose. Oh my god. Yeah, correct. Yeah, you can also run their clock out

[00:19:27] Which is a totally it feels a bit shitty to win that way

[00:19:30] But like a strategy though for this tournament like me just making really rapid quick moves and just banking that they run out of time

[00:19:36] And I win yes because

[00:19:39] Even though you have like the five seconds bonus time the truth is if someone has like seven seconds on their clock

[00:19:44] You know, you're just not fast enough to like think of a move

[00:19:48] Drag them out to the move and then you know and reset every single time. I don't I don't want that to be your strategy

[00:19:55] I'm just saying like don't surrender, you know, just play fast if you're losing and then never give up never back down

[00:20:02] Yes, you asked me like to judge you based on the other players in the field. I so this this is a very strange

[00:20:09] Yes, I haven't but just like what I know about you because you said like personality

[00:20:14] So I was like I think I think so far, you know when I collaborated with Jinx a few times

[00:20:19] Everybody pulled up to my live stream and went it's hopeless. It's never good

[00:20:22] I don't know why they're so mean.

[00:20:23] Your viewers have been telling me like,

[00:20:26] oh, he's really smart.

[00:20:27] And also they said you were dead,

[00:20:28] which I know is a meme.

[00:20:30] But no, wait, wait, wait, no,

[00:20:32] because I would rather have the idea

[00:20:35] of like Jinxie's audience just being like,

[00:20:37] he's terrible, bought, bar set real low.

[00:20:41] And then anything above that is just,

[00:20:44] wow, this guy's a super genius.

[00:20:45] Whereas like now I'm just gonna throw.

[00:20:48] Wait, well, you've had people coming into your chat

[00:20:51] saying that I'm a super genius.

[00:20:53] Not those exact words, but like, oh, this should be interesting.

[00:20:56] Joe is really smart.

[00:20:57] He's going to be a good student.

[00:20:59] And last be major, by the way.

[00:21:02] OK.

[00:21:03] It's usually what they would say.

[00:21:05] I'm one of the only people in the tournament

[00:21:08] with a college degree.

[00:21:10] So maybe that says anything at all whatsoever.

[00:21:13] Probably not.

[00:21:15] Where'd you go to college?

[00:21:17] who

[00:21:18] uh...

[00:21:19] a whatever you say mine is worse

[00:21:21] minors

[00:21:22] what did you go to like a community college

[00:21:25] i went on that can be i mean uh... you know but i want to i want to

[00:21:29] i want to see the university like the new york city universities i want to a

[00:21:33] place called beru college

[00:21:35] is that bad

[00:21:36] like i've never heard of that

[00:21:39] i always thought it was pretty terrible i mean it's kind of like where you

[00:21:42] go if you get rejected by every good college

[00:21:44] And recently I've seen memes on Instagram like,

[00:21:47] you graduate from Baruch and then you enter

[00:21:49] a magical anime door and it's a McDonald's

[00:21:51] because that's where you work.

[00:21:53] So it's been tough, been tough,

[00:21:56] but luckily I don't use my college degree.

[00:21:58] Hmm, nah, I would say I probably really don't either.

[00:22:01] So, I guess we're on the same boat.

[00:22:05] Well, I do have a philosophy channel,

[00:22:06] but that's a side thing.

[00:22:10] Before we get into, so I have a couple of questions

[00:22:13] I wanna ask that'll kind of guide today's

[00:22:14] lesson. The tournament is in two days. So how much time do you have today? And then how

[00:22:20] much time do you have between today and the tournament?

[00:22:23] Today, I could probably rip it for like an hour and a half. And then tomorrow I'm not

[00:22:31] streaming, but I'll probably practice.

[00:22:33] Okay.

[00:22:34] Okay.

[00:22:35] And then Friday's tourney day.

[00:22:39] That's enough time for me to be like, all right, here's how we should like start

[00:22:42] the game and then here's how we you know should like practice checkmating because

[00:22:49] we need you know you need to know how to end the game basically yeah and also just

[00:22:54] not lose yes yes and like the best strategies not to lose the game I can

[00:23:02] also write this out for you you don't have to like take notes or anything

[00:23:04] we're gonna kind of speedrun chess improvement out here okay so first

[00:23:10] First things first, you have to go to chess.com, slash play, slash online.

[00:23:17] Chess.com, slash play, slash online.

[00:23:21] Yeah.

[00:23:22] Oh, I was.

[00:23:23] Okay.

[00:23:24] And are you inviting me?

[00:23:25] And I'm going to, yes, I'm going to invite you to a classroom with me.

[00:23:30] Wait, my elo in Blitz is, see, is this good?

[00:23:34] 110.

[00:23:37] That is 10 points above the minimum ELO.

[00:23:43] So lowest, wait, so 100 is the worst rank I could be.

[00:23:47] I mean, what is the rate, brother?

[00:23:52] I would say the average blitz rating in this tournament is like 200.

[00:23:56] So you're fine.

[00:23:57] No, but I'm below everybody.

[00:23:59] Yeah, but you just told me expectation should be low.

[00:24:03] Expectation should be low.

[00:24:04] I want you to think about it.

[00:24:05] If you're like 400 or anything, anything outside of that,

[00:24:07] it'll be better.

[00:24:08] Do you know how much game right now?

[00:24:12] Oh, because you accepted my invitation.

[00:24:14] This is our classroom.

[00:24:15] This is not a game.

[00:24:15] This is where we're going to learn some stuff.

[00:24:17] Oh.

[00:24:17] It's like the dojo.

[00:24:19] OK.

[00:24:20] So there's a just for me.

[00:24:22] No, no, no, don't worry about that.

[00:24:23] I'll control the movements.

[00:24:28] So do you know this guy, Onapixel, whatever?

[00:24:32] I don't know.

[00:24:33] I know Onapixel.

[00:24:35] I would say he's probably pretty good.

[00:24:39] I don't know anything about him, but he's German and Germans are really good at chess

[00:24:43] and they kind of have like, they got that analytical mind.

[00:24:47] So I'm 20% German on 23 and me, so that's good news.

[00:24:52] That actually is very solid news.

[00:24:53] That means today's lesson will go well because if you were, you know, and you're what the

[00:24:57] rest is Italian or Italian, English, a bit of French.

[00:25:02] There you go, there you go.

[00:25:05] French people are probably pretty good at chess, eh?

[00:25:09] Yeah, there's a couple of legends there from the past as well.

[00:25:15] Here's what we're going to do.

[00:25:17] I want to look at some of the games that you played, but first things first.

[00:25:21] Oh no.

[00:25:22] But you can look at my game history?

[00:25:25] Yeah, yeah, no, it's all there.

[00:25:28] But we have to learn from our mistakes.

[00:25:32] So in chess, here's the thing, you're going to fuck up, you're going to lose a lot.

[00:25:36] Like you're going to lose 50% to 60% of the time when you start.

[00:25:39] And that's not something that happens in any other hobby that you do because it's golf.

[00:25:45] Or maybe, I don't know, maybe I've never played golf, but really bad at golf.

[00:25:50] Yeah, I'm not sure.

[00:25:53] I never make analogies to golf because I've never played.

[00:25:55] I want to learn, but I can imagine.

[00:25:56] Yeah, golf probably has a pretty tough learning curve as well.

[00:26:01] Before we do that though, let's just understand what is a checkmate, right?

[00:26:09] I want you to break this down into three different things.

[00:26:12] A checkmate is their king can't move.

[00:26:14] Yes.

[00:26:15] And they can't get rid of a piece that would make it so their king can move.

[00:26:19] Beautiful.

[00:26:20] The only thing is, you're not going to explain this in words during the tournament, you're

[00:26:25] going to have to find checkmate.

[00:26:27] So the first type of checkmate that you have

[00:26:29] is what I call a lone piece checkmate.

[00:26:32] So in my book for beginners,

[00:26:34] I have like three categories of checkmates.

[00:26:36] And the first one is like, you have one piece,

[00:26:39] like just one piece, it's the queen.

[00:26:42] In this case, go deliver a checkmate.

[00:26:44] Am I ever gonna be in a scenario though

[00:26:45] where it's like this and that?

[00:26:47] Or I'll just have, even if there's like other pawns

[00:26:50] on the board, only have one piece

[00:26:51] that could put them in checkmate.

[00:26:53] Yes, and it's important, we learn this

[00:26:55] as few pieces on the board as possible because most of your games are going to be a lot more pieces.

[00:27:01] So you need to see through the chaos. So it's white to move. You can make moves now. I enabled it.

[00:27:08] So play a move with the queen. And where would I want to put, where would I put the piece?

[00:27:15] That's exactly what I'm asking you. So white to move, checkmate in one, this is the puzzle.

[00:27:19] You play a move. And it's the move. I checkmate it in one. And so this is winnable right now.

[00:27:24] Yes, and my king runs out of legal moves, and you know that like kings can't be next to each other. Ah, nice

[00:27:31] Very nice

[00:27:32] So use you see here that my my king cannot go to any of these two squares, right?

[00:27:39] Because your queen would get it. I'm gonna be real. I was gonna put it like oh, I can't show you

[00:27:44] Now you're gonna put a few squares lower. I was gonna put it at sex originally, but I was like, oh that he just moved over

[00:27:49] Yep, that's very good. Now let's practice board vision. So instead of making a move,

[00:27:56] instead of making a move, can you find the three other checks? Checks, not checkmate.

[00:28:03] Queen attack on the king. You just, you told me one. F6, F8. I highlighted them in red.

[00:28:08] Do you see it? Yes. Now highlight the other two. Nice. That's one. Nice spot. And go back.

[00:28:15] This one's a little tougher how do I go the last one left arrow

[00:28:21] Okay, and then show you the other one that could put in in chat. Yes. I just want to practice your board vision

[00:28:30] Okay, dude, you might be the best player in the tournament

[00:28:35] Like I'm not even joking dude like good. Yeah, that's like really good board vision. You found that really fast

[00:28:42] Damn you must have been a good college student

[00:28:44] I graduated magna cum laude.

[00:28:49] Oh, that's high.

[00:28:50] I was not that we need to get into our lore,

[00:28:54] but yeah, the first few years of college I was cooking,

[00:28:55] I thought I was gonna be like an investment banker

[00:28:57] or something, then I started teaching chess.

[00:28:59] That's how I got started.

[00:29:00] So I taught chess for like five years,

[00:29:02] and then COVID happened.

[00:29:03] And then I was like, okay, I'm gonna do this online thing.

[00:29:06] Yeah, and the rest is history.

[00:29:09] I'm gonna change the board a little bit.

[00:29:11] So that was a solo mate.

[00:29:12] As you said, it's very rare that

[00:29:15] I would be in this exact situation.

[00:29:17] Yeah, so what's much more likely is something like,

[00:29:22] let me give me a sec, something like this.

[00:29:27] Okay, did it change for you?

[00:29:30] So what I do to put him in mate right now?

[00:29:34] Yes, and the reason this is not solo

[00:29:36] is because one of your pieces

[00:29:37] is gonna have a little bit of help, gonna be protected.

[00:29:40] Like you can get very close to an enemy piece, but as long as you're protected a king will not be able to take you

[00:29:48] Okay, so all friend my gut is telling me to move night to f7

[00:29:55] And that would put them in check, but then they could just move

[00:29:59] King to g8

[00:30:01] So what you just did that process of like this is my idea, but I see it's refuted

[00:30:06] That's what chess is like 99% of the time. This is a very simple example, but yeah

[00:30:11] So you eliminated that it's the night check and you keep thinking you're like all right. That's that's wrong

[00:30:17] So I keep thinking oh then if I move here

[00:30:22] He could still just move here

[00:30:25] Correct. So that's bad. Yep

[00:30:28] And obviously we want to do this like you have to visualize this because in the game once you make the move like that's it

[00:30:33] It's yeah, so I can't reset. Yes

[00:30:36] Hmm. Oh, I didn't mean to do that

[00:30:39] Well, it's kind of on the right path

[00:30:41] That's oh wait

[00:30:44] No, no, no this

[00:30:46] Yes, he takes if he takes I capture with the king and if he moves left Queen captures if he moves forward Queen captures

[00:30:55] Yes

[00:30:57] Yes, exactly. It's so hard to see this when I'm like I feel like it's so much simpler when I'm like not on the clock

[00:31:04] If I have like two minutes left and I'm panicking I feel like I'm just gonna make a move

[00:31:10] Like how do you that's yes, how do you prevent doing like how do I think fast in that situation just like there's no practice like you'll just

[00:31:18] Yeah, that's I mean definitely get a panic you just make it back. No, but but but that's the thing like I am I

[00:31:25] Think two three weeks ago. I saw the first

[00:31:29] Game that Jinxie ever played against Ronaldo and everybody was going to cover this game

[00:31:33] And it was like, I mean, it was really bad.

[00:31:35] But after like five lessons with Jynxxy,

[00:31:37] like due to seeing like absurd shit on the board.

[00:31:42] And like he played a game against XQC the other day,

[00:31:44] XQC's 900.

[00:31:45] And it was like the best game I've ever seen

[00:31:47] a 300 rated player play.

[00:31:49] The Jynxxy's rapid is like 350.

[00:31:51] So it just takes practice, just takes practice.

[00:31:53] But you'll see, I mean, Chess is one of these things

[00:31:55] like you learn by getting punched in the face

[00:31:58] over and over and over.

[00:31:59] And then that's-

[00:32:00] Just losing perpetually a million times.

[00:32:02] and then eventually you get good.

[00:32:05] Yes, so this thing that you just, like we just did,

[00:32:08] this is like, you see the queen is doing the mate,

[00:32:10] but the knight is protecting the queen.

[00:32:14] So then-

[00:32:15] I think the problem in my head is I'm so instilled like,

[00:32:18] oh, I don't wanna put my queen in a vulnerable spot.

[00:32:22] So like, I initially didn't wanna put my queen to the pond

[00:32:25] cause I'm like, oh, he could take the queen.

[00:32:28] Yeah, and that's that interaction of pieces,

[00:32:31] Like the king sees my queen, but wait a minute,

[00:32:34] my queen is protected.

[00:32:36] And that means that the king can take a piece protected.

[00:32:41] Yeah, I mean, I don't always want to say that

[00:32:42] cause think about it.

[00:32:43] Like if you, I'm going to give you an example

[00:32:46] just like to illustrate my point.

[00:32:50] Look here, I just set this up.

[00:32:52] So look, if you did this here, that's wrong.

[00:32:57] Cause even though you're protecting your queen,

[00:32:59] you would lose it for a pawn.

[00:33:01] So it's not that simple.

[00:33:03] Like, if it's protected, sure, but that doesn't mean,

[00:33:07] you know, like, okay, my queen's protected

[00:33:10] so I can go take the pawn.

[00:33:11] No, you have to be like, oh, he's gonna take me

[00:33:14] and my queen's worth nine and the pawn's worth one.

[00:33:16] You know how much the pieces are worth or no?

[00:33:19] I know queen's worth more than a rook,

[00:33:23] rook more than, is it knight and bishop the same?

[00:33:27] Yes, so pawn is 1, knight and bishop you can simplify as 3, rook is 5, and then queen is

[00:33:36] 9.

[00:33:37] So, okay, obviously like, yeah, we're going to try to protect our queen, yeah.

[00:33:41] And this would be, yeah, this would be a, you know, this would be a checkmate.

[00:33:44] Then there's, there's the technique that you need to win later in the game.

[00:33:48] So it often happens, something like this, I'm going to put the king here, something

[00:33:55] like this.

[00:33:56] taught this to Jinxia, but this is a slightly different example. So you have this position

[00:34:02] in the endgame. This is horrible news if I have this. But that's just because you don't

[00:34:09] know the technique to win this position, but it's very easy. But it's actually even easier

[00:34:14] than you think. Don't mind moving pawn up to get another queen. Okay, so very good.

[00:34:18] You started your move. Am I moving queen to G3 and trying to push the queen? No,

[00:34:22] So yes, you're you're getting a little ahead here like if you just check me with the queen it'll never work

[00:34:28] So you're never gonna word exactly. So yeah, you can go ahead. So promote a promote the queen

[00:34:35] Yes, you you spot it like if you're late game, this is gonna happen. You're gonna be late game

[00:34:38] You're gonna have 30 seconds of the clock

[00:34:42] And

[00:34:44] God

[00:34:45] And you know you're gonna have to win you're gonna be like how do I win this position?

[00:34:47] Okay, like, you know, like the Terminator, I'm gonna move around and you're gonna go get your second Queen.

[00:34:55] Yep.

[00:34:57] And I can't cross.

[00:35:01] Oh, you can't get over it. Yeah, you can't come to the line.

[00:35:04] Yeah, you can't come to my line of sight.

[00:35:06] Dude, they just told me that Jinxie got banned on your street.

[00:35:10] It was Jinxie's type thing in my chat.

[00:35:13] Somebody said Jinxie.

[00:35:14] My chat saying Jinxie was walking.

[00:35:15] Amen, amen.

[00:35:17] I mean, he's my, he's the first time he said,

[00:35:19] I'm watching you and then got banned.

[00:35:22] He's my, you know, he's, he's my guy.

[00:35:24] If you guys make it to the finals together,

[00:35:26] it's going to be like, I'll be a proud coach,

[00:35:29] but I'm going to have to maybe root for him, you know?

[00:35:31] Cause I just met you, but make me proud.

[00:35:36] You know, make me proud.

[00:35:37] All right, make the queen though.

[00:35:38] Make the queen.

[00:35:41] Okay.

[00:35:41] So now just try and mate you, like checkmate you?

[00:35:45] Yes, yes.

[00:35:47] This is something called ladder checkmate.

[00:35:49] So your queens will alternate the row that they control.

[00:35:52] So right now they're super far apart, right?

[00:35:54] Yeah.

[00:35:55] So if I go here, actually, it's funny.

[00:35:57] You have checkmate in one here, but it's a little too complicated.

[00:36:00] So your queen on the sixth rank

[00:36:03] controls the whole sixth rank.

[00:36:04] I can't go there.

[00:36:05] So move the other queen safely to the fifth rank,

[00:36:08] like across.

[00:36:08] So it controls the whole, yeah.

[00:36:11] And now like a ladder, alternate your feet.

[00:36:19] Nice, I go here, you see?

[00:36:21] So this is the easiest way to win an end game.

[00:36:25] You just get two queens

[00:36:26] and I can't even get close to the queens.

[00:36:28] But now, I just have to.

[00:36:31] Yes, because your queens defend each other.

[00:36:32] Yeah.

[00:36:33] Yes, very good.

[00:36:35] So this is like, if you're late game,

[00:36:36] make two queens alternate how they stand and then boom boom boom boom is the easiest one

[00:36:41] uh...

[00:36:42] where it gets a little bit goofy and i and again this is just important cuz like i

[00:36:45] want you to be able to win the game

[00:36:48] just not against jnc

[00:36:49] uh... you know let let him

[00:36:51] let him with that one but

[00:36:53] but okay so we have this position so with rooks latter made is the same but a

[00:36:57] little different because

[00:36:59] you notice how i can

[00:37:01] yes

[00:37:02] exactly like and and i'm threatening to capture your work so

[00:37:06] checkmate me with the ladder here.

[00:37:08] You're gonna have to organize yourself a little far away

[00:37:11] and then alternate the ranks.

[00:37:15] Wait, but I wanna move my rook away or no?

[00:37:20] Because if I moved my rook down here,

[00:37:21] you could just take it.

[00:37:23] Correct, that's what I just said, yep, exactly.

[00:37:25] So you're saying go like this or something?

[00:37:28] Yeah, or I mean, it doesn't matter,

[00:37:30] like as long as you're far away, exactly.

[00:37:32] Okay, I go here.

[00:37:36] No, that was bad nice back. No, no, that was good. That was good any move here is good. You have to root can't live laps

[00:37:43] So now you have to move up. Yes. Yes, I'm gonna go here. I'm gonna go to C7. Oh

[00:37:52] Yes, I kind of stopped you you dead

[00:37:54] What do I do there?

[00:38:02] Nice. Okay. You're trying to get a little bit more space. See, the problem is I'm going to go here. Now what?

[00:38:14] Oh, Jesus. Hmm. See, now we're in a bit of a pickle.

[00:38:20] if I go. Yeah, yeah, yes, and no, take me. I can't go there. Okay, you can't go there,

[00:38:28] but you know you need to get to the set, but you got to get to the corner. I got to get

[00:38:32] you to the top row. I got to get you row eight. Yeah, so you have one controlling the six.

[00:38:36] So what should you do with your other one? Control. Well, normally you would want to

[00:38:43] control the seven, but if I move, what if I move here? Is that bad? Yeah, it's

[00:38:47] It's not bad, but we have the same situation because you're not actually going to get to

[00:38:51] the seventh.

[00:38:52] Yeah.

[00:38:53] Because I'm going to keep stopped.

[00:38:54] So you've got to get that rook to the seventh, but you can't go like immediately.

[00:38:58] So what should you do?

[00:39:04] Because you can't take it.

[00:39:07] Oh, whoops, our board jumped a little bit.

[00:39:12] Is your white rook on A5?

[00:39:15] My white rook is on A6.

[00:39:17] A6. Okay. Yes. That move is okay, but on the next move, exactly. I'll show you just so you understand. Look.

[00:39:28] What about this move? Rook f5.

[00:39:33] Yeah. Oh my gosh.

[00:39:35] So yeah, I'm looking to like one sided on like how you're going to move around that specific rook, but now you can't move down at all.

[00:39:44] So then I can just pinch you up.

[00:39:46] Yeah, and you see how far we are?

[00:39:47] Your rook can travel the whole board.

[00:39:49] My king can only go a step at a time.

[00:39:52] So I'm going to go here.

[00:39:54] I don't have enough space now.

[00:39:55] And you can just win the game pretty easily.

[00:39:58] Yeah, perfect.

[00:40:00] Now this is like, again, you're going to get a position.

[00:40:05] You have a rook, or you have a queen, and you have pawns.

[00:40:08] Obviously, if you have pawns, you should promote to a queen.

[00:40:13] And then the easiest thing to do

[00:40:15] to win with Queens. But how do you even get here, right? Like, how are we going to get

[00:40:18] like this deep in the game? How am I going to get rid of all of their pieces so both

[00:40:22] of my rucks are still here? Exactly. I'm going to now go to the very beginning because

[00:40:28] I want to, I want to teach you just a couple of things to avoid. A couple of things. Number

[00:40:35] one, do you know the fastest way to lose a game of chess?

[00:40:41] Is it like a form of form move that you can?

[00:40:44] Yes, there's actually.

[00:40:46] I was actually a two move checkmate.

[00:40:47] Wait, no, it would be like I would expose my queen.

[00:40:51] So four move checkmate is the fastest way to win with white.

[00:40:57] OK.

[00:40:58] Two move checkmate is the fastest way to lose with white.

[00:41:02] I will show you.

[00:41:04] Not so you play this, but just so you understand.

[00:41:06] I avoid it.

[00:41:08] Oh, wait.

[00:41:09] Let me make the moves because if you make them,

[00:41:11] Sometimes it does stuff online. Yeah. So okay first move would be like with your f-pond. You see I played pond 2f 3. Yes

[00:41:18] Yeah, I like why would I ever want to do that that you wouldn't that's a matter. No, I'm not yeah, exactly

[00:41:24] I'm just teaching you the dangers of weakening your king early. Look so you move your ponds like this

[00:41:31] The game is over white wins

[00:41:34] Black wins black wins black wins

[00:41:36] So what this shows you is if you leave your king in the middle

[00:41:41] middle and you push random ass pawns you could actually lose on black's second

[00:41:46] turn so we can't play like this now with white the fastest way to win is to get

[00:41:54] your queen and bishop out and hit this pawn on f7 why because if you notice

[00:42:01] it's the only pawn that's protected by only the king so the king is the only

[00:42:06] defender and just like I just hack it would you attack it with would you go

[00:42:12] queen to h5 and then Bishop to c4 yes that is exactly what you would do so

[00:42:23] play so well good good good good vision all right go ahead so you play it I'm

[00:42:27] not saying you should do this by the way but this is cheese it could work for a

[00:42:31] little bit so the most common response is this but I feel like then it's kind of

[00:42:37] crazy for me to just immediately go like that like do you think there's people

[00:42:43] that were correct for this because I'm putting my queen in it like because then

[00:42:46] they could just put pawn forward right they could put their pawn to g6 so that's

[00:42:53] the most common trap of the scholars made because if they do this what do you

[00:43:00] do with your queen? Yeah, and what are you attacking? Their king. And what else does

[00:43:11] your queen see? I said, yes, the king. Yes. Yep. The rock. So you shred of win a rook

[00:43:18] like you win a rook in a bond on the third move of the game. Yeah, I go here. And you

[00:43:24] just take my rookie of a six point advantage. Okay, I'm so serious. This happened to

[00:43:28] I mean, like four times yesterday.

[00:43:29] Yeah, I know, I know.

[00:43:32] Because they didn't make me,

[00:43:33] but then they just started taking all my pieces

[00:43:35] and I was like, oh, I just lost.

[00:43:36] Yes, so that's the thing.

[00:43:38] Can I just take Knight next?

[00:43:40] Well, yeah, I mean, I'm assuming they would protect it,

[00:43:42] but your queen would then take this,

[00:43:44] and I mean, you're screwed, you lost like everything.

[00:43:46] So, okay.

[00:43:48] So, you just said a lot of correct things.

[00:43:50] Now we need to take everything you said

[00:43:52] and then we have to like learn what to do

[00:43:55] and what not to do.

[00:43:56] So this is why I don't recommend to bring the queen out because if they're not stupid,

[00:44:02] if they've seen this before, it's not going to work.

[00:44:06] So I'm going to now flip the board.

[00:44:08] But you've seen it before than what's their play.

[00:44:09] Yeah, so I'm going to show you what to do from black's perspective.

[00:44:13] Okay.

[00:44:14] Because you need to defend against this first.

[00:44:16] First of all, first of all, if you want, you don't have to play mirror on the first

[00:44:21] move.

[00:44:22] this move, this is called the French defense, this blocks this bishop forever.

[00:44:29] So it's blocked, it can't even get to that pawn.

[00:44:32] And then you can do something like this, and you're safe.

[00:44:38] And you're going to be completely fine.

[00:44:40] But this, if you go for this, because most beginners do this, first things first, how

[00:44:44] do you protect this pawn?

[00:44:45] How do I protect this pawn?

[00:44:46] Yeah, I know, I know, but no, no, no, so we're going to stop doing that.

[00:44:48] We're going to start, now we're going to learn what we need to do in the beginning

[00:44:50] of the game.

[00:44:52] So, in the beginning of the game, I need you to follow a formula, all right?

[00:44:59] At least one pawn in this center in the first two moves, so I just said in the first two

[00:45:09] moves.

[00:45:10] So what does that mean?

[00:45:11] That means you can prepare to push the pawn there.

[00:45:14] And then put pawn to d5.

[00:45:16] Yeah, because you support your pawn.

[00:45:18] And then that on there, I'm assuming I would put knight to B, or not to E, knight to C6.

[00:45:26] Yeah, knight to C6, knight to F, exactly. Your knight should go to the middle.

[00:45:31] Most beginners play, look, they play E4 and then boom. So now that job is done.

[00:45:37] And now you need to get your knights out and you need to get your bishops out. Why?

[00:45:42] Because if you don't, your game is going to be shit.

[00:45:45] I think that's just the- I mean-

[00:45:47] And then I'm just gonna be stuck in the back line and they're just gonna pick away at everything.

[00:45:50] Yeah, the good- the thing in chess is like you shouldn't

[00:45:54] try to reinvent something that's worked for like thousands of years generally.

[00:45:57] So I saw you had a couple games you're pushing your pawns.

[00:46:00] It's fine as a beginner if you play whatever you want,

[00:46:04] but the problem is then you're gonna lose a bunch of pieces because you're just like, you're moving them and-

[00:46:07] So, first things first, this position.

[00:46:10] Your opponent does this garbage.

[00:46:12] What's the actual threat of this move?

[00:46:14] They want to go here with the bishop and then mate you with the actual threat is to take your pawn.

[00:46:18] So you showed me how to protect that pawn.

[00:46:21] You went here, right? Pawn to d6.

[00:46:23] Can you defend that pawn and get a piece out at the same time, like a knight?

[00:46:28] What do you mean defend that pawn and get a piece out at the same time?

[00:46:31] Like that? Wait.

[00:46:33] So you're saying that's not the right move.

[00:46:36] I'm saying it's, that's one of the moves, but I, okay, bishop actually works.

[00:46:39] Yes, bishop is good.

[00:46:40] But do you see the problem with this move?

[00:46:43] Like your bishop is kind of like blocked on both sides, right?

[00:46:45] Yeah.

[00:46:46] Think of the bishop as a, I don't know, as a sniper.

[00:46:49] I don't know if you play like 4-9 or whatever.

[00:46:50] I mean, you need vision, and your bishop is just blocked.

[00:46:53] It's staring into two pawns.

[00:46:55] A much better square for the bishop, in general,

[00:46:58] is this, because your bishop sees across the board.

[00:47:02] Like it's actually targeting the opponent.

[00:47:04] So yeah, but now that queen could still just

[00:47:07] take a pawn on it.

[00:47:08] Exactly.

[00:47:09] So how about this?

[00:47:11] How about this move?

[00:47:12] And that protects Pawn.

[00:47:14] Yes, and that's how your piece is interact.

[00:47:15] Your knight now sees the Pawn.

[00:47:17] OK.

[00:47:18] And the queen sees the Pawn.

[00:47:19] The queen's obviously not going to take the Pawn.

[00:47:21] So when the bishop comes here, White's next move

[00:47:26] is going to be queen takes Pawn.

[00:47:27] It's going to be the type of checkmate that I showed you.

[00:47:29] Wait, if bishop goes there, would I do this?

[00:47:34] Perfect example of piece interactions.

[00:47:36] When you push your Pawn there,

[00:47:38] You have to ask, how many of my opponent's pieces?

[00:47:40] The bishop takes it and then it could take my knight, Max.

[00:47:42] No, no, no, you're skipping a step. You're skipping a step.

[00:47:44] The first thing you need to do is,

[00:47:47] how many of your opponent's pieces see your pawn right now?

[00:47:50] Which one?

[00:47:52] The one that you just pushed.

[00:47:54] Ah, two. Fuck.

[00:47:55] And how many of yours see the pawn?

[00:47:58] None.

[00:48:00] That's actually not true. One does.

[00:48:05] My queen.

[00:48:07] Now obviously you're not going to get in a battle with a pawn and a bishop if you have a queen so counting

[00:48:13] Super important you're gonna make a lot less blunders if you're like wait a minute

[00:48:16] My opponent sees that two times because you're right. They just go here now

[00:48:20] Then you were like well, then he's gonna take my night actually no, he's just gonna meet you

[00:48:23] That's still the threat. This is defended. Oh wait, I would still just lose that fast. Oh

[00:48:29] You would defend the checkmate, but now I'm gonna ask you a question

[00:48:33] How do you protect checkmate like your opponent wants to play queen takes pawn so make a move that protects that pawn

[00:48:39] With another piece make a move so that the piece you move sees the pawn every piece has eyes

[00:48:46] Yeah, that works the night sees you played the more complicated move

[00:48:50] Played way. You play the way we're gonna take night pawn takes queen

[00:48:55] Correct and so you're gonna do this a lot as a beginner

[00:48:59] You're gonna be like, I'm gonna move there

[00:49:01] because if he takes me, I take back, idiot.

[00:49:03] But let's pretend I'm not stupid.

[00:49:06] Well, trading a queen for a knight is bad, yes.

[00:49:08] So the knight move is good.

[00:49:10] Can you defend this with another piece?

[00:49:21] I mean, I could do like this.

[00:49:24] That's a, yep, that's a very common response here.

[00:49:27] So what happens if I take?

[00:49:30] Then I'm screwed, cause I can't do anything.

[00:49:35] But can you take with the pawn?

[00:49:37] No, cause then I'm in checkmate.

[00:49:39] But I could go in.

[00:49:40] You're in checkmate, you're in checkmate, you're pinned.

[00:49:42] So your king, you cannot make,

[00:49:44] you cannot play pawn takes bishop

[00:49:46] because you're not allowed to give away your king.

[00:49:48] Side note, I think that's bullshit.

[00:49:49] I think in chess, if you blunder your king,

[00:49:51] like they should take it and that should end the game.

[00:49:53] But you're not allowed to put your own king in danger.

[00:49:56] Do you know what this is called?

[00:49:58] Queen, pawn, king.

[00:49:59] The fact that you can't move your pawn,

[00:50:01] have you ever heard of that word?

[00:50:02] No.

[00:50:04] Okay, so your pawn is pinned to your king.

[00:50:08] Like, this queen is pinning the pawn to the king.

[00:50:13] My pawn is holding the king's pocket and he can't move.

[00:50:17] Yeah, exactly.

[00:50:18] Now, there's another pin going on here.

[00:50:21] So the queen is also technically pinning this pawn

[00:50:26] to this Rook.

[00:50:27] What that means is if this pawn were to capture,

[00:50:29] you would take the Rook for free.

[00:50:31] But that would at least be a legal move.

[00:50:33] Does that make sense?

[00:50:34] I could move the pawn,

[00:50:35] but you're not even allowed to do that.

[00:50:37] So this is a good move if you were not pinned.

[00:50:41] So I'm gonna show you.

[00:50:42] You can defend it with a Queen.

[00:50:43] Your Queen now sees that.

[00:50:45] Yeah, but then I'm trading.

[00:50:50] Not quite.

[00:50:50] Because if I have that Queen out

[00:50:53] and then their Queen takes my pawn,

[00:50:54] I take their queen, Bishop takes my queen, or reverse.

[00:50:59] Yeah, but count it, actually count it.

[00:51:01] So, look, queen takes.

[00:51:03] I get more than they do.

[00:51:05] Yeah, go ahead, play through the sequence.

[00:51:07] Yep, and then I take this,

[00:51:10] and what's the final count?

[00:51:11] Who got what?

[00:51:12] I'm up one.

[00:51:13] You're up two.

[00:51:15] I'm up two.

[00:51:16] So, you got a Bishop for a pawn.

[00:51:18] Bishop for a pawn.

[00:51:19] Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[00:51:20] Yes, exactly.

[00:51:21] So, this is a bad deal for me.

[00:51:23] Whatever. This is a bad deal for white. So

[00:51:26] exactly queen here and

[00:51:28] If there's ever two defenders and two attackers the attackers cannot break through

[00:51:34] if

[00:51:36] They are the same value

[00:51:38] Remember what I taught you so if let's say this is not polling about fucking fortnight porn where Bob here

[00:51:44] Gotham Chas is teaching I

[00:51:46] Bishop I

[00:51:47] Already just I just showed you that this kind of concept like defending with the queen is a bad idea against the

[00:51:53] It's not gonna work because you would never take the night if it gets there. So

[00:51:59] Exactly look you might get scholars made it some people will try to do this to you

[00:52:04] But in the beginning we got to go on night Bishop

[00:52:09] Castle our King and we have to

[00:52:13] Monitor if the opponent is doing anything stupid and with all that in mind now

[00:52:19] Let's look at some of the games you played without this information

[00:52:23] Have you like are you gonna randomly pick or do you know like do you have

[00:52:29] I'm just gonna like pull up like 10 of the recent games, but you have to do this. That's the thing. You have to do

[00:52:40] The thing is if you only analyze games you win

[00:52:44] You'll never get better. You have to analyze. Yeah, I gotta look at the low lights

[00:52:47] But I got a lot of low lights in this game. I'm gonna be honest up until like

[00:52:51] like even a thousand and you're right now like 140 like the games will even the games

[00:52:58] you win relative to like me or somebody stronger it's it's bad but it's life like that's the

[00:53:05] thing people prefer to look at bad chess yeah you know because they see themselves in it

[00:53:11] so oh my god I remember playing the chosen boy okay I don't even remember how to say

[00:53:18] Okay, let's take a look. So you moved in the center. I like this

[00:53:23] He immediately responded with the pawn you can capture it you can like it in general

[00:53:29] I would be like you you can you went here. So you got a night out. I like that. It's also protecting. I like that

[00:53:35] He went here. It's fantastic game so far as excellent like there's nothing to be ashamed of here

[00:53:39] You got your bishop out now. I need you to get your other night your bishop

[00:53:43] And you have to choose which way you want to castle your king. You know how to castle, right?

[00:53:46] Yeah, you just slide the king on top of the rock. Yes, two squares. Yeah, exactly. I couldn't castle laugh

[00:53:53] I would have to castle right. Yes, you would you would need to move your queen up to do that

[00:53:57] That would be castling alongside. Okay, so your opponent as you play you also

[00:54:01] Should be asking yourself like is my opponent doing a real opening or is he playing something stupid?

[00:54:05] This is something stupid. This is kind of weird my recommendation in the beginning if you can trade

[00:54:11] a pawn in the center if you can capture just do it because it's gonna make your

[00:54:16] life a lot easier a lot of beginners put their pawns here and completely forget

[00:54:20] about them so if you go here and here this is much more simple now look you can

[00:54:28] even like attack the king on the other side it's not winning or anything but

[00:54:32] now you went here you protected your center I don't hate this move and now

[00:54:37] things get a little weird because here we need like we still need to get our

[00:54:40] bishops in our nights out. Okay, we're moving upon over there. Your opponent is

[00:54:44] playing some Swiss cheese. I don't know what on earth this is. And this isn't a bad, but

[00:54:53] this is an advanced concept. I'm still gonna tell you about it anyway, just so

[00:54:56] you understand. You see how your position is like a web. It's very locked. Yeah, that's

[00:55:02] bad. So it's not that it's bad, but it's gonna make your life a lot more

[00:55:06] complicated because when a position is locked like this it's so hard to move

[00:55:11] your pieces around but after this trade take take take take now things open up

[00:55:16] a little bit okay so he goes back now here I would ask you okay get the

[00:55:23] Bishop out castle you can't go to battle with just a couple of pieces but now

[00:55:28] we're gonna start learning some stuff on the next move I want you to attack

[00:55:36] one of my ponds. I want you to make a move. I don't want you to take a point.

[00:55:43] So this move, the bishop looks at this pawn. Oh, but then the other

[00:55:49] bishop could take my bishop. Exactly, exactly. So you play a little too fast.

[00:55:53] You spotted that move, but yeah, that wasn't the best move. So threaten

[00:55:58] upon you can actually capture. And not get captured back. Correct. An

[00:56:04] An unprotected pond an unprotected pond a

[00:56:21] Well, this one is C6 is

[00:56:25] unprotected

[00:56:26] Very good. How would I how would I get there?

[00:56:29] It's exactly right. So that's everything you just said is correct. You don't actually I could attack it

[00:56:34] I can move pawn to d5, but then right, but I think you understand like exactly pawns don't attack pawns because the pawn can just take upon

[00:56:44] But there is a move on the board right now that would be I'll show it to you. It's this

[00:56:51] Now wait, what did you just move? Can you? Oh? Yeah, sure. I'll refresh actually

[00:56:58] Yeah, let me refresh sometimes sometimes the board

[00:57:02] lags

[00:57:03] Did it happen did it I'm still looking at the same board

[00:57:07] The Bishop is on f4. Yeah now Bishop's on f4 what you just moved Bishop to e5

[00:57:13] Yes, Bishop and then you can take g7

[00:57:18] Yes, now see I look so I look so much at the middle

[00:57:23] Yeah, I gotta start your pieces

[00:57:25] Exit no, it's not even like middle. It's like

[00:57:27] Every one of your pieces sees certain squares and if you move them slightly they will see

[00:57:34] like dude you spotted this really fast oh my bishop goes out boom that's a good move it's

[00:57:39] just that yeah I'm protecting because it's so close for the record the move I'm telling

[00:57:43] you about it's not it doesn't win the game I will protect it how can black stop this

[00:57:49] attack. How can I make sure that they move their best shop to aft sex. Perfect. And also this I

[00:57:58] can move the knight out. Don't forget my knight can also jump from the back and the only reason

[00:58:05] this is possible is how many of my pieces are protecting my knight? Uh two. Three. Which who are

[00:58:16] the three. Well, you have a pawn and a bishop, and then, well, your queen in the

[00:58:22] bag. Yes. Yes. I actually predicted you would say to, and then you spotted that the

[00:58:27] queen actually guards the bishop, which guards this. That's great. That's excellent

[00:58:31] piece vision. So, yes. So, okay, I can like go bulldoze it and trade it, but

[00:58:36] it's just a fair trade. So, I mean, this is how we have to start thinking

[00:58:39] about things. As long as you are making moves that are not mistakes, you're

[00:58:44] you're not giving away pieces, you're gonna gain rating.

[00:58:46] So you go here.

[00:58:47] That move is not a mistake.

[00:58:49] It's not a mistake.

[00:58:50] This is what I actually did.

[00:58:52] Yes, that move was fine.

[00:58:54] It was fine.

[00:58:54] So he took, I need you to take back.

[00:58:57] And now we're gonna learn how the board opens

[00:59:00] and how pieces see each other.

[00:59:02] When this move happens, Pawn takes back the knight.

[00:59:06] Which two pieces see each other now?

[00:59:09] Bishop C is pawn.

[00:59:12] Yeah, but the bishops saw that square previously too.

[00:59:16] Now, oh, queens to each other.

[00:59:19] Yes, now that's not the worst thing in the world,

[00:59:21] but let's not forget, you're gonna have a position

[00:59:23] where this queen will suddenly be

[00:59:25] just not protected by anything,

[00:59:27] and that's how the board changes.

[00:59:29] So he goes here, that move is fine.

[00:59:32] Okay, I don't know what the idea of this move is,

[00:59:34] but as long as you're not playing like a mistake,

[00:59:36] I don't really care, you know?

[00:59:38] He goes here.

[00:59:38] Okay, in the moment I saw the queen

[00:59:40] and I went, I need to move that out of the way.

[00:59:44] Yeah, that's fine.

[00:59:45] That's fine.

[00:59:46] That's fine.

[00:59:47] Like again, you're not winning or losing

[00:59:48] because of this.

[00:59:49] Maybe you're playing a little slowly.

[00:59:49] Okay, so here's the first mistake.

[00:59:51] So you play the knight here and I get it.

[00:59:53] You target both pawns.

[00:59:54] Yeah.

[00:59:55] But that knight can it be captured?

[00:59:59] Exactly.

[00:59:59] He can play queen takes knight.

[01:00:01] Yeah.

[01:00:01] And he did.

[01:00:02] And then you were like, oh shit.

[01:00:04] Yeah, and then panic mode.

[01:00:07] And I went, oh geez, oh my God.

[01:00:10] And this is yeah, this is how it goes, you know, and by the way, this move looks like checkmate. Straight up looks like you don't have a move, you know, but you blocked, you found a nice move.

[01:00:21] And now he found a nice move to he brought in his night. Now, dude, he's threatening. He's threatening three checkmates at the same time.

[01:00:30] Yeah, so if it's if it's black spot, which moves are checkmate actually you stop one of them so this is one of the checkmates Queen here.

[01:00:37] queen here. So you target his queen. He actually has mate here. He doesn't have to move his

[01:00:42] queen. Can you find it? If he moves there, yeah, it's mate. And a game like this, the

[01:00:57] lesson there is you didn't play opening principles because we didn't have this lesson

[01:01:03] And because of that you set yourself up for a really strange position your king was in the center, which is bad and then

[01:01:09] You actually played completely fine

[01:01:11] But then sometimes when it all comes together like you hang a knight

[01:01:15] That's what that's called you hang it you give it away and you hang this and your king is in the middle

[01:01:19] Well, then you know that's not gonna exactly if your king was like if you didn't lose your bishop

[01:01:25] Maybe this could have still been a game

[01:01:26] But then you lost your bishop and it was directly in front of your king and that's sometimes what happened

[01:01:30] So the lesson here is don't put pieces if they can be taken,

[01:01:34] but that's a skill you have to practice, you know?

[01:01:38] And like this is something we need to improve every time.

[01:01:41] Okay, so look, here's a guy who tried to scholars you.

[01:01:44] And I think this goes really bad.

[01:01:49] Yeah, it goes, no, you won this game, you won this game.

[01:01:53] I won this game.

[01:01:55] Yeah, you won this game.

[01:01:55] That's a shock.

[01:01:56] So you did what you just told me in the lesson.

[01:02:00] You did this move.

[01:02:01] You blocked.

[01:02:02] But he's the best move again there?

[01:02:06] Instead of doing that.

[01:02:07] Yeah, I will show you, I will show you,

[01:02:08] because it's actually slightly different.

[01:02:09] But first let's count.

[01:02:11] How many times does he hit this on?

[01:02:14] Three.

[01:02:15] Yeah, three.

[01:02:16] And so you would lose that trade.

[01:02:17] You would lose boom, boom, boom.

[01:02:18] So we're not gonna do that anymore.

[01:02:20] Now this one's different.

[01:02:22] This one's different.

[01:02:23] Because the previous one, it was from here.

[01:02:25] It's a different angle.

[01:02:28] So if he attacks with Queen, you can protect with Queen.

[01:02:32] And then you can develop your knight, kick his Queen out.

[01:02:36] You got to still stick to the principles, play in the center, bishops.

[01:02:40] In general, you should be like, you know, have I gotten all my pieces out?

[01:02:43] And if not, that's generally the right thing to do.

[01:02:46] So in this game, you went D5.

[01:02:47] He shot his pants.

[01:02:48] He got scared.

[01:02:49] He went here.

[01:02:50] He didn't even take your pawn.

[01:02:51] He went here.

[01:02:52] Dude, this is excellent.

[01:02:53] Position is fantastic.

[01:02:54] position now at this point I like the move you played you kind of stopped this night right that's

[01:03:00] what you didn't want him to go there I didn't want him to go there because then he would have been

[01:03:04] able to take and I couldn't have done anything so you actually played a fantastic move even though

[01:03:11] your logic is technically wrong technically wrong if he took what would you do we'll just take

[01:03:19] with my king yes because neither his queen nor his bishop actually are helping the night they're

[01:03:23] both wants so yeah but then you know talk with what if you took that pawn with bishop oh then I

[01:03:28] would take the king queen yes that's what I mean yeah you're very you if chess was this easy that

[01:03:34] they could just bulldoze like idiots and just like then nobody would play it but it just doesn't

[01:03:39] work if you play well then you know everything's gonna be fine now look you got your bishop out

[01:03:45] this was fantastic you should get your other night out you're playing this game like a

[01:03:49] 1000 level player

[01:03:50] That move is terrible. You just take it take take okay. He didn't even take it. You took a screen

[01:03:55] Dude this game you played like a like a 2,000 level player. Yeah, but I'm played like a hundred Evo chud

[01:04:03] I understand but you got to start somewhere. I mean if every game you play like that now

[01:04:07] You just have to recreate exactly how you played you didn't like okay. Let's see. Let's see. Do you want with white?

[01:04:12] Okay pawns in the middle. I don't like this double pawn thing. I'd rather we we move our knight or bishop or

[01:04:17] But fine, okay?

[01:04:21] So as you can tell from my tone of voice.

[01:04:23] We're creating a line of pawns right now.

[01:04:24] Yes, so now you know two knights

[01:04:29] and push two pawns in the center if you can.

[01:04:32] So two knights, like two pawns if you can,

[01:04:34] then the bishops, then castle.

[01:04:35] Every game needs a little structure.

[01:04:37] So this game is already weird

[01:04:39] because look, his bishop can come take your pawn.

[01:04:41] He didn't.

[01:04:43] Okay, you don't like queens staring at each other.

[01:04:46] You don't like this.

[01:04:47] I hate it because I feel like also,

[01:04:50] I don't like Queen staring at each other

[01:04:52] because in this elo they'll just take my Queen and lose it.

[01:04:56] And I'd rather have my Queen

[01:04:57] than neither of us have a Queen.

[01:04:59] Okay, then yes, then you need to be very careful

[01:05:03] when the center begins opening up.

[01:05:04] Here's the thing though.

[01:05:06] Here's the thing.

[01:05:09] In chess you can't just be like,

[01:05:11] oh, I don't want a Queen trade.

[01:05:14] So I'm gonna lose another pawn.

[01:05:15] Like no, you should probably just take the pawn.

[01:05:17] Material is, well what, and then you ended up,

[01:05:20] and then he spotted this.

[01:05:21] He didn't hit it anyway.

[01:05:22] Okay, what is this called?

[01:05:23] Do you remember?

[01:05:28] Pinching?

[01:05:29] Yeah, pin.

[01:05:30] But maybe pinching for long.

[01:05:32] Yes, how do you protect the knight?

[01:05:34] Easy question.

[01:05:36] That.

[01:05:37] Yeah, dude, you see like we're 30 minutes

[01:05:40] into a chest lesson, you're playing a much more

[01:05:42] natural move because your brain's like,

[01:05:43] I haven't moved my bishop.

[01:05:44] In the game, you defend it with the king.

[01:05:45] No!

[01:05:46] No!

[01:05:50] So in the game, you're like, I gotta use my king.

[01:05:52] But now you know, like just from 30 minutes,

[01:05:53] you're like, wait a minute,

[01:05:54] I should not be using my king.

[01:05:55] He should not be holding the position together.

[01:05:57] His ass needs to be over here.

[01:06:00] He needs to be out of the fucking way.

[01:06:02] So, yes, Bishop there would have definitely been better.

[01:06:05] Is the move King d2 losing?

[01:06:06] No, so let's go.

[01:06:08] Now, he gave the Bishop for the knight.

[01:06:11] Okay, you took.

[01:06:13] The only reason your king is not terrible here is because he doesn't have a queen.

[01:06:19] If you had a queen, it would be much more dangerous for your king.

[01:06:23] You have a free thing you can take here.

[01:06:25] Oh, we got to be spotting these types of things.

[01:06:27] You haven't gotten your bishop out, but do you have something free you can capture?

[01:06:31] My knight can take pawn at e5.

[01:06:33] Yeah, about 8 times out of 10 at your level so far.

[01:06:37] If it's free, it's free.

[01:06:38] There's no trap.

[01:06:39] Like, you should probably just take it.

[01:06:40] Not planning a move where they're baiting my my piece out

[01:06:44] No two times out of ten there will be a punishment like for your move like you're gonna I don't know

[01:06:49] Yo start banning the family now, but more times than not okay. You played pawn. He went here. You went here

[01:06:56] Technically that's you could argue. It's also free

[01:06:59] But you know look this is would have been one of these moments where he can then take this because your bishop used to protect it

[01:07:05] But okay the game is good. This is so far. This is a good game

[01:07:08] I would not think that move is terrible. What can you do after that move?

[01:07:13] What can I do after what move?

[01:07:15] The move g5 do you see the move that you just played pawn g5?

[01:07:18] He moved pawn to g5. I could take with my knight and

[01:07:26] I could move my pawn h4 up or no no no no I mean my dish up from C

[01:07:32] Yes, yeah, and then you attack his knight. It's just a free pawn and that's what you did

[01:07:36] That's what you did. He went here. Okay, you can take his knighted to trade if you want. I like that move

[01:07:42] Rook with the rook. I mean, this is a great game. You said like all these games are so bad

[01:07:46] Wait, why did the board just jump that was very strange. What move do you see right now? I moved my bitch up and now I'm not seeing anything

[01:07:53] Okay, so King moves. You see that? Yes

[01:07:56] Okay, now you went here

[01:07:59] On a six you took his pawn and then oh

[01:08:03] Oh, why do we go back with the rook?

[01:08:08] Why'd I go back?

[01:08:10] Yes, wait, can you go one move back to where we were?

[01:08:14] Yes, you took his pawn on B7.

[01:08:17] You see, you just took his pawn.

[01:08:20] I moved my rook back because I didn't want his rook to take mine.

[01:08:25] And my bishop was protecting it.

[01:08:28] Yes, but you lost you lost the rook to his pawn.

[01:08:33] Yeah, on on b3 he can take like this. Yeah, I didn't really keep that

[01:08:40] Yes, so here's what we're gonna learn if your rook is in his territory like on move 20. So you just took

[01:08:47] What would you offer down there?

[01:08:50] Yeah, so I would have reinforced my rook with my other rook. How do you do that?

[01:08:55] I would slide my rook from e1 to be one. Yeah, so play it

[01:09:02] So you get the feel. Make the move actually. Yeah. There you go. Now you're protecting your

[01:09:11] rook. Yeah, and then you would replace it with another rook that's like also in his territory

[01:09:17] and doing some good stuff. But you also, you can move your rook. For example, how can you

[01:09:22] threaten one of his pieces with your rook? And I mean, threaten capture on the next move,

[01:09:28] Not this one. Yeah, the night is free. There you go. Excellent. Like some people are like, oh my roots over there

[01:09:35] It's gonna get taken. Okay, so why lose it? Don't lose it. Yeah. Yeah

[01:09:39] Now are you gonna win his night at this level maybe at 700? No, he's gonna move it or defend it. Yeah, but yeah

[01:09:47] I mean, okay, and well, what is the logical move for him to be move Bishop back to

[01:09:53] D7. Excellent question. Why is that a good move? Can't you just take the bishop with the rook?

[01:10:01] No, because it's knight defense. Excellent. You just set up a tactical situation. So in chess,

[01:10:12] we do these things called puzzles. We do these things called tactics. As you get stronger at

[01:10:17] chess, you have to be really good at these because it's pattern recognition. I feel like

[01:10:22] you're going to solve it as I'm explaining it, but you have one to two move combos, which

[01:10:27] forcefully win material or get checkmate. So you just told me his bishop is protected by

[01:10:35] his knight. Yeah, you do the rest. What do you mean like play out this scenario to try

[01:10:43] and check? Look around, look at all your pieces and be like, oh, his bishop is being

[01:10:48] protected by his knight so what should I do here I want to take his bishop but

[01:10:52] it's protected by the knight so I should

[01:10:58] about it yes yes because now you remove you this is called removing the guard you

[01:11:05] remove the guard from his bishop and then I take boom free that there you go

[01:11:12] what you just did is that that's a tactic like if you were solving puzzles

[01:11:16] on chess.com you would get this position and then you would go wait I can take his

[01:11:21] knight he takes back because it's check then I take his bishop nice so I'm gonna

[01:11:28] teach you what I just did what you did here but the general terms of this so in

[01:11:34] chess the most forcing move a move that absolutely requires a response from

[01:11:39] the opponent is what? A check, right? Yes. Because if you play this on push, that doesn't

[01:11:47] do shit. I can play anything I want. I can move my rook, my bishop, my knight. But if

[01:11:50] you take my knight, I have to defend against the check. I cannot move any other piece.

[01:11:55] And in this case, I would need to respond. That does not mean every check is good. It

[01:11:59] just simply means it's the most forcing move. And then after that, the most forcing

[01:12:03] move is a capture. Why? Because a capture is like, oh, shit, he took something from me,

[01:12:10] right? So I have to take back, right? Like I have to respond to it. He took material

[01:12:17] from me. Rook takes knight as a bad move because it would be taken by the bishop. And then

[01:12:22] the next most forcing move is exactly what you just did here when you moved your rook

[01:12:25] to c7. This is called an attack. So the third tier is like you attack one of my

[01:12:30] pieces, I have to respond to it, right? Well, they have to make the decision on whether or not they

[01:12:34] threaten me in a bigger way. Like, I say, say I threatened them like this, and they were able to

[01:12:40] put me in check. They don't need to immediately respond to this Rook. They could just put me in

[01:12:45] a situation where I have to respond to something else. Correct. That is something I call danger

[01:12:50] levels on my channel. Why couldn't they do this? So that is a check, but wouldn't that be a

[01:12:55] mistake? Yeah, I would just take it. Yes. But in theory, yes, and allow me to edit this

[01:13:00] this position slightly, just like, again, as a coach,

[01:13:03] I come up with these situations all the time.

[01:13:06] So I'm editing the board to remove the pawn

[01:13:09] in the middle completely.

[01:13:10] You see it?

[01:13:11] Yeah.

[01:13:12] So let's say white just played rook c7, attacking the knight.

[01:13:17] Black has a check here now as a result of the pawn being

[01:13:20] gone that actually counters in a really nasty way.

[01:13:24] And this is chess at the 1,000 plus level.

[01:13:26] Can you see it?

[01:13:27] I'll flip it so you look at it from Black's perspective.

[01:13:30] I'd like to move and land a nasty check.

[01:13:34] Black can land a check on me.

[01:13:39] Pretend you're black now.

[01:13:41] Okay, I'm black now.

[01:13:45] Well a check would be like this.

[01:13:47] Yeah, but then what would white do?

[01:13:50] Yeah, so we don't want that.

[01:13:53] Remember, I just removed the pawn.

[01:13:56] So when I say I remove a pawn.

[01:14:00] Well, that's where the pawn was.

[01:14:02] But keep, so I want you to think about it like this.

[01:14:03] A pawn controls a square diagonally.

[01:14:06] Yeah.

[01:14:08] Okay.

[01:14:09] Cause you see this?

[01:14:10] The pawn used to cover that square.

[01:14:12] It would have taken the knight.

[01:14:13] What do you attack on this square?

[01:14:16] What do I attack on this square?

[01:14:20] The king.

[01:14:20] What do you mean?

[01:14:21] And?

[01:14:22] And?

[01:14:23] And the rook is lost.

[01:14:25] This is called a fork.

[01:14:27] You are forking the king and the rook.

[01:14:30] Focus when you attack two pieces so much info to like put in practice in like no time like dude

[01:14:37] I'm gonna be I'm gonna be honest

[01:14:40] You are getting this much faster than like almost anybody I have ever thought in fact maybe not

[01:14:48] But putting it in play like if I were to play a game

[01:14:51] I would still make mistakes even knowing what you just thought yeah, of course, but you get better every game

[01:14:57] Like even my chat is mind-blown. They're like I've taught a lot of people in my day

[01:15:01] And you're asking me questions like well, can he move the bishop like you're seeing stuff? Yeah, dude, of course

[01:15:05] So you have the opposite so I teach people they get hype they go play they lose it happens

[01:15:11] You're the opposite you're like, oh, I like yeah, I'm gonna go play and I'm gonna lose

[01:15:15] But like you're understanding shit already. Yeah, which is already a huge

[01:15:19] It's a huge plus. Yeah

[01:15:22] You know

[01:15:23] Even if you don't win the tournament because it's so soon. You're still you clearly

[01:15:27] It clearly know what you're doing

[01:15:30] We can keep going like we will take a look at a couple more games because I'm not disappointed

[01:15:35] All right, here's the game you got hit with this shit. You got hit with this garbage. Oh my god

[01:15:40] No, wait, is this where I failed to I think he takes my yeah

[01:15:43] Yep, he took everything he took everything. Yeah, and I just I wanted to resign immediately after this happened

[01:15:50] All right, so defend it. Let's go live practice. Life practice. I got boom

[01:15:58] I

[01:15:59] Don't mind that move but I wanted you to defend with the night first. Oh go like

[01:16:10] No, you're skipping a step

[01:16:14] It is it is a little hard this is the first thing you have to solve

[01:16:20] No, there we go. There we go. Oh see this is so hard to think like I'm you have to run like nine possibilities in your head at once of like what are they going to do.

[01:16:38] Yeah, but the night you're going to get it. You're going to get it. All right. Now I go here and now you can play with the queen if you want you can also start with the queen. It's fine but

[01:16:47] So you go there, how do I respond?

[01:16:50] Now I go here.

[01:16:51] Queen is good.

[01:16:52] Another, here's the way you tie all this logic together.

[01:16:57] In the game, you play pawn to G6, hook your pawn,

[01:17:00] he took your rook.

[01:17:01] So your knight move enables the move, pawn to G6.

[01:17:08] You see how it enables it?

[01:17:09] Cause your pawn is now protected by the knight.

[01:17:11] He can't take it.

[01:17:12] Yeah, you're not gonna get check weighted, right?

[01:17:14] So, you get what I'm saying here?

[01:17:18] Yes.

[01:17:20] Yes.

[01:17:21] Now, you might still find a way to lose.

[01:17:23] He might go here.

[01:17:23] What's the threat?

[01:17:28] He puts me in check and takes that pawn still

[01:17:32] and then I lose.

[01:17:34] Right?

[01:17:35] Yes, exactly.

[01:17:36] So block his attack.

[01:17:37] And don't block his attack with the center pawn.

[01:17:40] You've tried that, it doesn't work.

[01:17:42] Block the queen's vision of your pawn.

[01:17:44] but with anything like I could do that yes because isn't it defended by the

[01:17:50] queen yeah yeah yeah they talk yeah I could retake easy peasy that's it and

[01:17:56] now your bishop can go here to g7 so like look he'll go here you can come here

[01:18:01] and then you castle on the next move he castles you castle the board is being

[01:18:07] weird it like randomly backs up a mover too so I'm not sure if we have for

[01:18:10] the same frozen for me right now what is the last move that black played I I just

[01:18:17] moved my night oh okay you just moved your night okay yeah and then I can like

[01:18:23] move my bishop here for example I move my bishop she's seven and then castle

[01:18:29] and then castle and then I am not any of this oh that is yeah I blame chose

[01:18:36] like I'm, I'm refreshing. I think we just have so many boards here that it might be

[01:18:41] overloading. If you, if I were to practice tomorrow and play a bunch of games, like

[01:18:49] Doom Q, you think I would get good enough to like win a couple tomorrow? I think if

[01:18:57] after every game, here's what I'm banking on is I'm trying and I'm gonna

[01:19:02] like practice a little bit and even though I have less experience than like

[01:19:05] say like JXC or like you're saying ONA would probably be pretty good. You know,

[01:19:10] Platinum Axe, he's gonna suck. He's horrible at video games. He's not gonna practice. He's gonna

[01:19:16] hop on and not even know what the pieces do. So like I'm getting one win tomorrow or not tomorrow,

[01:19:22] Friday no matter what. Like that's what I'm banking on that.

[01:19:28] I think you should shoot for more. To answer your question, yeah I think that's the way to go

[01:19:33] but uh... i'm gonna ask them to give you a diamond

[01:19:36] uh... on chest of calm and after every game you can click game review and it's

[01:19:40] gonna tell you what you did good and bad like it'll show you that you can click

[01:19:43] and be like oh

[01:19:45] you know and if you play like ten fifteen games that i'm also going to do this

[01:19:48] for uh... for jimsy you guys are going to be my protege is

[01:19:50] i'll look at your games and i'm gonna record a video to remind you i'm not

[01:19:54] going to like

[01:19:55] put it on youtube i'll just send you the video to be like

[01:19:57] you know you're doing this or this like well and you're doing this you're

[01:20:00] still doing this shit all the time stop wondering

[01:20:03] So the strategy is just gonna be like,

[01:20:06] don't lose three pieces

[01:20:10] and capitalize on your opponent's mistakes.

[01:20:12] And one thing I would drill

[01:20:14] until the tournament is puzzles.

[01:20:17] So you could do unlimited puzzles on chels.com

[01:20:19] and that's gonna help you spot checkmates.

[01:20:21] What puzzles should I do?

[01:20:22] Is it just like entirely randomized or?

[01:20:24] It's random, yeah.

[01:20:25] So you're gonna get some checkmates,

[01:20:26] you're gonna have to spot made in one.

[01:20:27] So you're gonna have to be sharp at like,

[01:20:28] wait a minute, Mike, can I attack the king?

[01:20:31] In a puzzle, you do what I taught you

[01:20:32] with forcing moves, checks, captures, threats,

[01:20:36] and generally checks and captures will lead you

[01:20:38] to winning a queen, a fork, a pin, that type of stuff.

[01:20:44] So that's how you have to practice.

[01:20:46] Like, it's like you said, you're gonna lose like half the time

[01:20:50] but you're gonna take your licks and-

[01:20:54] 50-50 win, get better.

[01:20:55] Yes, you're gonna stop losing so fast in the opening.

[01:20:58] Yeah, you're gonna, you know, start picking up some more points.

[01:21:03] If you want, we can quickly go through your, like, other games just to be like, what is

[01:21:07] actually the big problem?

[01:21:08] Why are you actually losing?

[01:21:10] Yeah.

[01:21:11] But I'm telling you right now, you seem to be in good shape, and you seem like you're

[01:21:14] not saying I'm terrible, so we're getting a good shape for a 100-ela player or...

[01:21:27] Yeah.

[01:21:28] So there is something on chest.com called elo hell, and I will explain it to you. Yeah, there's crazy smurf at my ranks

[01:21:34] So I just can't it's not even yet. So it's not even smurfing. It's just like

[01:21:38] People are way better at chess than they used to be. Yeah, so 10 years ago in 800 was

[01:21:44] awful can now and yeah now in 800 is like really good. They actually are not bad at all

[01:21:50] So, you know, they play in the opening and whatever. So I'm looking at these games that you're playing and like

[01:21:56] I mean, it's crazy.

[01:21:57] You guys are like 150.

[01:21:59] That's unbelievable.

[01:22:00] Lowest rank in the game.

[01:22:01] And they're still not just randomly moving pieces around

[01:22:04] the board.

[01:22:05] Dude, I've watched Jinx.

[01:22:06] He played people who are 120.

[01:22:08] And I straight up thought they were cheating, which is insane

[01:22:10] because they're 120.

[01:22:12] Like, how can you cheat at 120?

[01:22:14] But you think they're just ranked bad, like they should

[01:22:15] be higher?

[01:22:16] Or you're saying that that's just like the standard now

[01:22:19] in chess?

[01:22:20] Yeah.

[01:22:20] I know.

[01:22:21] I think like because you win and lose half the time,

[01:22:23] it's hard to climb over one another.

[01:22:25] You know, you win a game, you lose a game, you make a game, you lose a game.

[01:22:27] Especially if you're both progressing at the same time.

[01:22:29] Correct. Correct. And like, okay, he just got to 200.

[01:22:32] He got out of the, you know, like the pit, like Bane, you know, Batman.

[01:22:36] He got out of the pit and then he went straight back down. He was like 200 again.

[01:22:40] I was like, no, but you escape. That's what you do.

[01:22:43] And get to 200, 300, etc.

[01:22:46] Anyway, I guess you, you got to go or you have like maybe 10 more minutes.

[01:22:51] If you have to go to another game, I got like 10, 15.

[01:22:54] Okay, just quickly, I don't want to, okay, you want this game.

[01:22:59] Oh, this is the 10 minute one. I like playing 10 minute way more.

[01:23:03] Yeah, 10 minute is good. I have time to think.

[01:23:06] So, we're going to stop doing this, right? This is where cured of this stuff.

[01:23:10] The what? Thrown out four pawns.

[01:23:13] Yes, because in the beginning, remember, I taught you in the beginning,

[01:23:16] chopping the center is the easiest so that your pawns don't get.

[01:23:20] You think I should throw like one pawn out and then nice.

[01:23:24] Yeah, Knight, Bishop, Castle. If you can safely put the second pawn out, like it's a fair trade, then you should do it.

[01:23:34] Otherwise, stop. Yeah, I noticed like you have this leftover habit from moving this B-Pawn. Don't move the B-Pawn.

[01:23:41] It's a pawn that doesn't need to move in the beginning. So, okay, in this game, like, he lost his pawn and resigned. He just resigned. Sick, that's awesome.

[01:23:51] Okay, that's stupid. Why did he reside? Look, you're pinning him. How does he protect the night?

[01:24:03] I'm pinning him. How does he protect the night? Yeah, should he or how does he exactly?

[01:24:11] By moving the bish up to e7. D7, right? This.

[01:24:18] Oh, you're saying protect the pawn or protect the pawn. Sorry. I was saying I guess our boards are just doing some because every now and then the somebody

[01:24:27] Which we are you see it see a totally different position than me. All right, whatever you want to name moves easy peasy. All right

[01:24:36] Game five and I'm gonna talk to Chesley. I love player

[01:24:40] Dude 300 is

[01:24:42] It's not bad

[01:24:43] Like we are living in a crazy time now. Okay hundreds the new 2000

[01:24:48] Honestly, it's not even wrong.

[01:24:51] So he went here on the second move.

[01:24:53] What can you do?

[01:24:56] I would move my knight to f-sex.

[01:25:01] No you would take the pawn for free.

[01:25:04] Oh.

[01:25:05] Yeah.

[01:25:06] So, when you move your pawn out like this and you see it keeps happening with white

[01:25:10] and black, if you can take, just take.

[01:25:13] Just take in the center.

[01:25:15] It makes things a lot easier.

[01:25:16] Because you you move your night, but you have to understand you took this territory on the first move

[01:25:22] So he cannot put the second part in the center and then you let him go. Yeah, so like what and then you let him do it

[01:25:29] So but then you took then you took good then you took it on the next move and then you protected

[01:25:36] Did it freeze? Yeah

[01:25:38] So what do you see right now? I see him with the pot with both pawns. I haven't put my night out yet

[01:25:44] Yo, chest.com, man, what, like sometimes the server overloads, maybe I have too many games.

[01:25:52] This is crazy.

[01:25:53] Okay, I'm going to refresh one more time.

[01:25:55] This is ridiculous.

[01:25:56] I have to make the moves really, really slowly.

[01:25:59] Or we just have to like screen share next time.

[01:26:02] Okay.

[01:26:03] So I'm going to jump to the fourth move.

[01:26:06] You just brought your bish about.

[01:26:08] Yes.

[01:26:09] Okay, perfect.

[01:26:10] He took.

[01:26:12] You took.

[01:26:13] He moved here with the bishop.

[01:26:15] Wow, I just showed this to you.

[01:26:18] It's kind of funny.

[01:26:19] So now we learned from our lesson,

[01:26:21] your bishop can take his bishop.

[01:26:23] That would be a fair trade.

[01:26:24] Fine.

[01:26:25] What else can your bishop take?

[01:26:28] That pawn.

[01:26:30] Yes.

[01:26:31] Do you recognize that position from like 20 minutes ago?

[01:26:34] I said the bishop can attack the pawn,

[01:26:36] but it was for white and it was in the corner?

[01:26:38] Yeah.

[01:26:39] Like this?

[01:26:41] Okay, so I would take that

[01:26:42] And then, but I didn't, what did I end up actually doing?

[01:26:46] And by the way, so you understand what's happening here?

[01:26:48] You're trapping his rook, right?

[01:26:50] Yeah, I'm trapping his rook

[01:26:52] and I could just take that next turn.

[01:26:54] Correct, exactly.

[01:26:55] That might be something.

[01:26:56] Yes, now in the game, we're gonna back up to the move,

[01:27:00] right? You took his bishop.

[01:27:01] Yeah. You see that, right?

[01:27:02] Yeah.

[01:27:04] I don't even care, fine.

[01:27:06] At this point, so your next four moves are gross

[01:27:11] Gross and scare me and that was before we did this lesson. Yeah, so your your next move here was punted b6

[01:27:18] That move neither develops your night or doesn't get your bishop out

[01:27:26] Doesn't get you closer to castling he got his bishop out

[01:27:29] Good, and you went here that does not get you closer to anything and all of a sudden

[01:27:34] He's infiltrating with his knight and Bishop and what is he what is his next move?

[01:27:38] Like what's his knight trying to do next put me in check and fork your king and rook, right?

[01:27:45] Yeah

[01:27:46] Yeah, that's

[01:27:48] brutal. He's he's he's entering now

[01:27:50] You did what a beginner does a lot and you should not feel stupid about this

[01:27:54] This is what a lot of beginners you go the hell is this knight doing I'm gonna attack it

[01:27:59] And then he said well, I'm gonna do the shit. I wanted to do because that was my whole plan, right?

[01:28:04] Yeah, so how do you stop?

[01:28:07] His night I went back so his night is on b5 now. That's he that's the movie just made how would I stop?

[01:28:13] Yes, how do you control that square? You're controlling it with the queen, but that's not enough

[01:28:18] How do I control the square that he wants to be on? Yes

[01:28:25] Your queen is covering it and nice that's these are the moves I need you to be making yes

[01:28:31] I that's the way I need you to start thinking not well. I'm just not there

[01:28:34] I'm not looking enough at what their plan is. I'm looking at what I can do like I was thinking

[01:28:40] Oh, I just that's threatening. I need to get rid of that versus like oh

[01:28:43] He's actually gonna put me in check next turn if you make the connection of

[01:28:48] What do they want? What can they take like if I move this piece? What can he do? You'll go to 500 basically

[01:28:55] Immediately, there's another move here. I'm gonna back up. I hope you can you know, you see the position if I backed up

[01:29:00] Knight to d5. You see this move? Oh and that also could potentially take the

[01:29:06] bishop. Correct. That's the best move but this is you know this is the stuff

[01:29:11] we have to learn. You got into this much trouble because you played three random

[01:29:15] pawn moves. You didn't have to do any of that, right? You could have and then he

[01:29:19] checked your king so I jumped to move 10. You move your king, he took your

[01:29:24] rook, you move your knight. So the next thing he did you learn about pin

[01:29:28] This is called a discovery, like peekaboo.

[01:29:31] He took your pawn and now you see his queen attacks your king.

[01:29:35] Yeah.

[01:29:36] Yeah, like this is, and now you run and he plays an even better move.

[01:29:40] This is a really nice move by him.

[01:29:42] Check and you're mated.

[01:29:45] Your king is check mated.

[01:29:46] The only move you have is to lose your queen.

[01:29:48] So this guy is playing unbelievable.

[01:29:52] Like he is playing really well.

[01:29:54] We're always in this dialogue too much. It's not I mean he's not that good. I mean

[01:29:58] 302 is like it's it's actually disgusting. He's 300 now

[01:30:02] He can take your night, but and then he promoted a queen

[01:30:05] No, he didn't I don't know why he didn't make a new queen

[01:30:07] He has nothing yet, and then I just started moving pawns up. I don't even know

[01:30:12] Yeah, no, I mean dude this guy played like I mean easily seven eight hundred

[01:30:18] so

[01:30:19] He didn't cheat it just like some people pop off every now and then they have a really good game

[01:30:23] So, I want to go back to the 7th move, because you got in trouble from here, knowing what

[01:30:31] you know now, staying principled in the beginning, play 5 new moves.

[01:30:37] Go to a completely different position here.

[01:30:39] Like just play from this specific point here.

[01:30:43] Correct.

[01:30:44] And follow what I told you.

[01:30:45] I haven't gotten all my pieces out and I haven't castled my king.

[01:30:48] So what should I be doing here?

[01:30:51] What do you mean?

[01:30:53] watch an ideal yes you're playing black I'm saying these are the things that

[01:30:56] should be going through your head oh god like gut move okay that move is great

[01:31:05] that move is good so by the way you also attack my pawn yes so let's say I

[01:31:10] defended with the bishop did you move it yes did it not register no sick love

[01:31:18] that okay I will refresh one more time incredible it's just too many people are

[01:31:24] using trust.com because we're so popular so yeah and we just got everybody on the

[01:31:27] game yeah actually oh that's cool my classroom just isn't even loading anymore

[01:31:34] that's nice will it load no all right well that's a very oh it loaded

[01:31:44] Incredible. All right. I made a move with the bishop. Now. What would I do?

[01:31:49] Yeah, finish up your development. That's how we have to be thinking finish our development. I

[01:31:57] Mean, I have developed night to G for is that stupid?

[01:32:01] That's not a bad move, but you're not finishing your development. I need to get my queen out

[01:32:05] So I could not clean my dish up. Yes

[01:32:09] That's a good move that but do you notice how you're making it a little spicy for yourself like the pawns are now interacting right yeah the pawns are interacting so maybe only go one up yeah that might be actually a bit better might be a little more safe yes so can I could I head back yeah we're not it's not a live game yeah yeah okay I castle long side did it register yes okay thank God so now choose this one

[01:32:38] Now choose a safe space for the bishop.

[01:32:45] Completely fine. Out, in the open, just because you don't know exactly what it's doing yet

[01:32:50] doesn't mean it's a big deal. I get my knight out and you.

[01:32:56] This is how chess should look. So now you are graduating from like 100 to 3, 4, 5, 6, 100

[01:33:02] and then from here as you get stronger you learn more and more.

[01:33:06] For instance, here's a piece of information you never knew that now you know

[01:33:10] Have you noticed that your kings castle to opposite opposite direction as me? Yes

[01:33:16] What do you think that means if we've castled to opposite sides like does anything come to mind?

[01:33:24] Bishops matter a lot. I don't know. Okay. That's fine. I mean why?

[01:33:29] Yes diagonal

[01:33:31] Essentially since we've castled on opposite sides you can attack me and I can attack you

[01:33:37] freely because

[01:33:39] normal chess games

[01:33:40] We castle same side, so it's very normal that

[01:33:44] What is the odd that the wait is there's just like a random chance of Pete's pieces lining up and

[01:33:50] In that way like no, so you're saying like if you you chose to castle

[01:33:56] long or short. Correct. I'm going to jump back to the eighth move. Did it go back to the eighth move?

[01:34:02] Yeah, I see. Yes. So if we both castled short side, look I'm playing a move, white moves the night,

[01:34:08] black moves the bishop, short side, short side. Very different situation. You will not touch the

[01:34:15] pawns in front of your king here because if you do, your whole row is open. Right? Yeah.

[01:34:21] So you just leave that for like you would just let that do nothing. Yes. Yes, but in the situation we were in I

[01:34:28] Would I move those pawns up or no?

[01:34:30] Correct because you would you know your rooks would be open

[01:34:33] You know your roots see the whole board they open up a lot for the attack

[01:34:35] So if you castle same side you leave the pieces there and then you try to use your knights bishops try to you know

[01:34:42] Trade a pawn make a trade open up the position. You're gonna find

[01:34:46] for like the first, I mean, I don't know if you're going to play chess after this tournament.

[01:34:51] I would hope so, but you're going to find that up the rating ladder.

[01:34:53] You're going to be like, what the hell am I doing?

[01:34:55] Because you're going to be moving pieces and they're just going to hang a bishop.

[01:34:58] They're going to lose a queen.

[01:34:59] And the less that you do that, the more organized you play,

[01:35:03] the more rating points you're going to have.

[01:35:05] You're saying I should, like in this position, I should or she shouldn't go for trades.

[01:35:09] Like right now I'm assuming I should position myself where I'm able to take something that can't be taken back.

[01:35:15] So the arrow that you just drew so like like you drew this arrow this move on to e5

[01:35:21] Yeah, completely reasonable move because if I take what would you play?

[01:35:27] Yeah, and if I take

[01:35:30] By the way our queens are you know, so maybe I take a great out each other doesn't matter if it's a fair trade

[01:35:36] It's completely fine. You choose which work you take. Yeah, that was good

[01:35:39] The protocol right now is yeah, but I feel like even when I lose like I know I won that interaction technically

[01:35:46] But in my head I'm going I just lost like three pieces that are useful to me

[01:35:51] No, no, no because you have two knights two rooks and six ponds

[01:35:55] And if you take your opponent's ponds in the long run, what are you gonna do?

[01:35:58] You're gonna promote a new Queens. Yeah, so

[01:36:02] You know then your opponent is gonna play a move like this and you're gonna be like oh

[01:36:05] He's attacking my night. Wait a minute idiot boom. I took his bishop

[01:36:09] And then, now I'm going to set a trap for you. Your opponent plays Knight here. What is the opponent attacking?

[01:36:17] My Rook.

[01:36:19] And?

[01:36:22] My Pawn?

[01:36:25] And the other Pawn. The Pawn that he actually got there in the game, remember? It's a C7.

[01:36:30] So you would get this Pawn and then you would get my Rook next.

[01:36:32] If you let him, if you let him, yes, but you would get some moves. So Black to move.

[01:36:36] Let's see if you fall into a very common beginner trap, or if you defend against it.

[01:36:41] Oh god.

[01:36:42] No pressure.

[01:36:47] Because if you take, I would take.

[01:36:49] But then now you can take that.

[01:36:51] You're right.

[01:36:52] Yes, yes, yes, yes.

[01:36:53] You forgot your rug.

[01:36:54] Yeah.

[01:36:55] So then, go back.

[01:36:56] Go back.

[01:37:02] Good.

[01:37:03] Yes.

[01:37:04] Now, here is something that might happen in the game.

[01:37:10] I'm gonna tell you, I'm gonna just make this mistake, so I'm gonna back up.

[01:37:16] So his knight goes there, it attacks the rook in the center and the pawn.

[01:37:19] And a lot of noobs here, they go, oh he's attacking my rook, I'm gonna attack his knight,

[01:37:24] just like you did.

[01:37:27] And then, he's gonna take the pawn and you get forked, he attacks both your

[01:37:32] rooks now.

[01:37:33] Counter is your Rook move with the Night Fork, this happens a lot, people forget that, you know, the Night Fork moves the piece that I'm trying to attack.

[01:37:43] Correct, here's another example of this, I backed up a couple moves, I'm just gonna play random stuff, are you seeing the moves?

[01:37:50] Nope.

[01:37:53] Really?

[01:37:54] Oh my god.

[01:37:57] What is...

[01:37:58] Okay, well, you're a very calm person. I feel like I'd be crashing out if it

[01:38:04] Lad that many times, you know the slack messages to the to the team members are gonna be are not gonna be very nice

[01:38:10] No, I mean, I don't know why this happening today. Never very very formal, but stern message. Yes

[01:38:16] To whom it may concern so somebody just wrote it's not worth teaching this idiot

[01:38:20] Is that like is that one of your chat members or oh likely? But I I

[01:38:25] I would assume so. That's probably something my chatters would say.

[01:38:30] Because there's streamers with an audience that insult them constantly,

[01:38:34] but then there's some that are like, oh, there's dudes like that.

[01:38:37] So which one do you have?

[01:38:38] It's like a love-hate relationship.

[01:38:40] So here's the thing. If there's calm waters, they're attacking me, you know?

[01:38:46] But if somebody's attacking me, they'll attack them.

[01:38:49] So like if there's nobody to dislike, they'll dislike me,

[01:38:55] But if there's someone that's say pressing me,

[01:39:00] then they'll go against them.

[01:39:03] You know, that's like a sibling type thing

[01:39:07] where they're not in a parasocial way,

[01:39:10] but like, you know, they don't talk with me

[01:39:12] until something happens where it's like,

[01:39:14] okay, this person's trying to press Joe,

[01:39:16] they can't do that, only we can do that.

[01:39:19] And then now they get angry.

[01:39:21] And in your whole concentration career,

[01:39:23] you haven't done anything that gives them a reason to hate you

[01:39:27] or cancel you.

[01:39:28] And you've been a good guy.

[01:39:30] Well, yeah, I mean, it's the same thing

[01:39:33] with Jinxies chatters.

[01:39:35] You know, like, it's fun for, well, have you ever,

[01:39:38] you know who Lose is, too?

[01:39:41] LosePlyos, Stevie?

[01:39:42] Oh, yeah.

[01:39:44] Yeah, like all, it's like a meme for Twitch chats

[01:39:47] to like hate a lot.

[01:39:49] You have like a wholesome community.

[01:39:53] No, I was gonna say I have a community similar to yours. Oh, so they tell you're like you're like terrible at chess

[01:39:59] Yeah, I like I'm live streaming. I lose to someone and then they're like you're old you're washed up your hairline's receding, etc

[01:40:07] And what do you say back? I

[01:40:10] Tell them they can live five lifetimes and combine their chest level and they wouldn't even be close to where I have to go

[01:40:15] Yes, that's a good diss in response. See there's two paths

[01:40:17] You either either do something like that where you kind of like hard-pressed them

[01:40:21] But I've learned that that or okay, there's actually three avenues you hard-pressed them you crash out in which case that motivates them more or

[01:40:30] You chud out and you get really upset you act like they really hurt your feelings and

[01:40:36] Then everybody attacks them they go you took it too far you took it too far I

[01:40:41] I

[01:40:43] Think that I think I shut out about like 1% and I think

[01:40:46] It's probably 50-50 between crash out and but see now man somebody says something and you start ranting

[01:40:53] It's like oh you fell for the rage bait like I'm sorry. I don't have time for all you know

[01:40:58] I don't know what you are but like I'm 24

[01:41:01] Okay, you have time

[01:41:03] Well, here's the thing is I I don't I don't think I fall for okay. I definitely fall for the rage man

[01:41:08] I can't say that it's more like I don't see the majority of chats that I get

[01:41:12] But if I see a chat that really annoys me. I can't just ignore it

[01:41:16] You know, like, even if no one else saw it, I got it.

[01:41:21] I got to say something.

[01:41:22] Like, there's certain chats that just get under your skin.

[01:41:26] And then especially if I'm already upset,

[01:41:28] like, I wouldn't be surprised if during this chess

[01:41:30] tournament Friday, I'd blunder crazy and lose around.

[01:41:35] Like, even say I lose the first game,

[01:41:37] my chat will press me.

[01:41:39] Like, I obviously am assuming it'll

[01:41:41] be emote only during the tourney,

[01:41:42] so like, chatters can't help streamers.

[01:41:45] But after the game, like post commentary,

[01:41:49] they're just going to be like, you're fucking terrible.

[01:41:52] Why do you even play this game?

[01:41:54] You're bad.

[01:41:56] And then I'll definitely, I'll lean into it heavily.

[01:41:58] And then they'll hurt my mental, which

[01:42:01] will then hurt my chess game.

[01:42:04] Yeah, I mean, maybe you can turn the shadow, I don't know.

[01:42:06] I can't do that.

[01:42:07] I can't do that.

[01:42:08] OK.

[01:42:09] I can't do that.

[01:42:10] Because I'm morbidly curious of what they're

[01:42:13] going to say.

[01:42:15] because it's also- because of the average.

[01:42:16] It's like a father that really lives vicariously

[01:42:21] through his kids.

[01:42:23] I'm the kid and I want them to approve of me.

[01:42:28] So if I do well, it'll be like dub spam

[01:42:31] and they'll say I'm the greatest ever.

[01:42:33] But then if I blunder it, it'll hard pivot

[01:42:36] to I'm the worst that's ever been alive.

[01:42:39] I've never been good at chess.

[01:42:41] I will never be good at chess

[01:42:43] and I'll be stuck in 100 Eva for the rest of my life.

[01:42:47] Well, as a person who only got to coach you

[01:42:50] for like an hour and 30 minutes today,

[01:42:51] I can guarantee you that within a week or two

[01:42:54] you'll be 200 minimum.

[01:42:55] So if you play pretty consistently.

[01:42:58] Yes.

[01:43:00] Yeah.

[01:43:01] No, the goal should be your,

[01:43:02] I mean, you look like you go to the gym.

[01:43:04] I feel like your bench or your deadlift

[01:43:06] and your chest rating should be the same.

[01:43:08] You look like you deadlift like 400 pounds, 500 pounds.

[01:43:11] I don't max out.

[01:43:12] Okay, see, but now you're limiting,

[01:43:13] Now you're throttling my chest rating.

[01:43:15] You're saying my chest should be,

[01:43:18] That should be your first goal.

[01:43:18] So my chatters are saying so 10.

[01:43:20] Now I don't deadlift 10 pounds.

[01:43:22] Anyways, yeah, oh, to like reach my maxes,

[01:43:27] I'm mainly more of a bodybuilder than a power lifter.

[01:43:30] Do I think I could probably lift 350 off the ground?

[01:43:33] For sure.

[01:43:34] But you know, I might be tomato face the whole time,

[01:43:38] you know?

[01:43:39] You'll be tomato face playing chest too.

[01:43:41] It has that effect.

[01:43:42] I think I'm also gonna get out of this tournament and my brains just get a feel fried

[01:43:47] Like I won't be able to think is it true that some in like some pro chess turnies

[01:43:53] Chess players will burn like thousands of calories in a day. Just like sitting thinking

[01:43:59] So I saw that article and my first in I was like this sounds like complete fucking bullshit

[01:44:05] But then when I when I brought that up to my audience

[01:44:08] They were like well

[01:44:09] That's cuz you're not a serious player and I was like that's pretty fucked up

[01:44:12] I actually think it's less that um, you know, you're thinking and you're processing. I think you're stressed

[01:44:17] I think it's like preparing for a final exam to that level and because of that you're so stressed

[01:44:23] You eat less you don't have an appetite, you know

[01:44:25] You don't drink enough and you burn that way that way and calories that way which I think is fucked up in in like pro play

[01:44:32] Like I know you've done like

[01:44:35] You're you're a professional chess player and yes, I was now. Yeah, well now you're a content creator

[01:44:40] But I'm saying you like do you not compete anymore?

[01:44:45] Not anywhere near the level that I once did but yeah, but during tourney days

[01:44:50] Like is every tournament the same like how much time do you have on the clock?

[01:44:54] I've never really watched like, you know a hikaru

[01:44:58] Match or anything like is it an hour or because I'm a longer you can you can do both

[01:45:05] The eSports stuff is like 10 minutes per player

[01:45:07] So a game is like the ten minute games you play but the elite tournaments. Yeah a game can take seven hours

[01:45:14] Seven hours do you get like bathroom breaks and stuff or is that on the you know

[01:45:18] You go to the view go to the bathroom based on the clock

[01:45:21] Like you might burn five minutes of your clock time. Yeah, yeah, I've seen some aura edits of my

[01:45:26] Magnus Carlson showing up like 15 minutes late to game

[01:45:31] Yeah, yeah, like he'll be at us at a blitz tournament. So he only gets three minutes and he'll show up two and a half

[01:45:36] minutes late he finds a way to do it in every tournament he claims it's not

[01:45:40] deliberate he just claims it doesn't budget his time well but every time he

[01:45:44] doesn't yeah that's I feel like that it is that also a hedge on like oh if I

[01:45:50] lost it's because I showed up late I honestly just think he just shows up

[01:45:55] late yeah it's just yeah I think he should just and he wins most of the

[01:46:01] games but but how like when you're playing I just wish I could see like how

[01:46:07] a high elo players brain functions like when you're looking at a chessboard are

[01:46:11] you playing like 15 moves ahead on both sides in your brain before you make a

[01:46:17] move like no so here's what I'll tell you as you get stronger at chess it's

[01:46:23] not that you've played 15 moves ahead I just immediately know what is the best

[01:46:28] moving a position. What now seen every board? No possibility or but I've seen a

[01:46:33] lot I've seen a lot of patterns so not every board but it's almost like an AI

[01:46:38] like I my brain is trained on I don't know tens of thousands of random

[01:46:42] positions that I've seen so I'm like oh if the pawns are a certain way I need to

[01:46:46] do this if the knight and the bishop are a certain way I need to do this in

[01:46:50] most positions I can tell you what the best move or plan is but there are

[01:46:55] also millions of positions where I cannot do that,

[01:46:57] because chest is so vast,

[01:46:58] and so those are the positions where I would struggle.

[01:47:01] But look, the position that's still on the screen here,

[01:47:05] this is a very famous trap.

[01:47:06] I've seen it happen a million times.

[01:47:07] So yeah, I mean, I would just say,

[01:47:11] I immediately know what not to do,

[01:47:12] whereas if you would look at a chessboard,

[01:47:14] you'd be like, what the fuck,

[01:47:15] there's like 30, 40 things I can do here,

[01:47:16] but I would just be like,

[01:47:17] there's like three.

[01:47:18] There's like three.

[01:47:19] But you're saying through thousands of repetitions,

[01:47:22] it's just like, oh, I've seen this a million times.

[01:47:25] Yeah, but I'm assuming late game is when you got to think way more.

[01:47:30] Yeah, mid game, mid game, like 10, 15 moves out of the opening.

[01:47:33] Yeah. Wow.

[01:47:36] Well, thank you for teaching me.

[01:47:37] I might go play a game and then I got to hop on a horror game.

[01:47:40] But I really appreciate you taking the time to give me lessons.

[01:47:43] I feel like that makes me a lot more confident

[01:47:45] that I'm not just going to get, you know, 10, zeroed in the tourney

[01:47:49] or zero, 10, just lose a million games in a row.

[01:47:52] Yeah, you want to you want to play one game where you explain your thought process to me?

[01:47:56] Yeah, or if you what I what I screen share

[01:48:00] No, no, I'll just challenge you on chest.com. Oh, okay. Yeah, we have to do that

[01:48:04] I don't know if you have to if you have to play have to play I'm I'm a good but

[01:48:08] No, I'm gonna do one game and then I but then I got a dip

[01:48:12] Okay, but you're gonna put like wait wait wait. You're gonna like teach me play me

[01:48:16] You're not like are you gonna try and beat me?

[01:48:18] both it's up to you oh god how much that wants me to play you beat me in like

[01:48:25] five no no no I mean if you play principle that will take at least like

[01:48:29] 15 believe it or not just don't lose your pieces the chat is they're asking

[01:48:35] me to do it blindfolded so I'm gonna play with without actually seeing the

[01:48:38] pieces how are you gonna drive through what do you mean like I just won't see

[01:48:42] the ball to visualize it in my head the chat really gets a kick when I

[01:48:45] When I do that you're gonna play me blindfolded. Yeah, you want white or black? Oh

[01:48:52] What's better it be honest like what what would be what would you give increased my chances? I would say white

[01:48:59] Okay, I'll start with white

[01:49:01] Okay, I'm gonna send you a challenge boom. It's rated if you win you gonna know how are you gonna know?

[01:49:09] What

[01:49:10] How are you gonna know like where my pieces are

[01:49:13] in my head

[01:49:15] But am I gonna have to announce or you have like audio? No, that are saying like night to eat. No, I will just see

[01:49:22] peace highlights I

[01:49:24] try to

[01:49:26] Challenge you me your your settings might be

[01:49:30] My privacy settings

[01:49:34] Maybe yeah, you might or they can start a game for us

[01:49:40] Who's that?

[01:49:42] The overlords of the website. Oh god

[01:49:46] Are they here?

[01:49:48] They like to sometimes they're camping. Oh, they're there there. There's their the literal chess account. Are they gonna show us into the game?

[01:49:56] Yeah, they're gonna automatically do it. They told me how to do this a long time ago, but I'm terrible and I completely forgot so you're gonna have white

[01:50:02] I'm gonna play black. You can also double-check. I'm gonna set my board to to blindfold board. So I'm not gonna have any pieces

[01:50:08] Oh, wait, I thought you were actually going to put on a blindfold.

[01:50:15] Oh, we yeah, that that is actually how it would work.

[01:50:18] Yes, if I was blindfolded, then you would tell me the move.

[01:50:21] And I can still visualize it in my head.

[01:50:23] Yeah, wait, but if you're a blindfold board, what does it do?

[01:50:26] It just says like, yeah, it just shows the highlights.

[01:50:29] Your your piece gets highlighted that you moved.

[01:50:32] So you you won't even be able to remember like you're going to have

[01:50:34] to remember where my pieces are.

[01:50:36] Yes, and okay, that sounds impressive, but one game is not that crazy.

[01:50:40] Do you know what the world record is for blindfolded chess games at the same time?

[01:50:44] I saw a clip of somebody play like 10 people in a row blindfolded.

[01:50:49] So yes, oh, you have to go to chess.com slash play slash online.

[01:50:53] That's where they can.

[01:50:56] Chess that you or at the top left, you can click play and then play online.

[01:50:59] I am on.

[01:51:01] All right, we're ready.

[01:51:02] So yeah, 10, right?

[01:51:04] You you think that's crazy like 10 games blindfolded at once that sounds insane right is the world record like 25 or something

[01:51:09] It's 60 bro

[01:51:11] 60 at once or they won all 60 not I don't think he won all 60, but he like yeah, he finished all 60 by the way

[01:51:17] We're playing you you have white

[01:51:21] Fantastic move

[01:51:25] No, it's a good move no I want to see I want to see you take the center I want to see you you know

[01:51:31] All right, I'm gonna play a little keiji

[01:51:34] I'm doing what I taught you so you know in the beginning okay um what are you

[01:51:47] supposed to do in the beginning you tell me what are you supposed to do in the

[01:51:53] beginning of a chest game put a pawn out in the middle yeah or two knights

[01:51:58] bishops see you moved your bishop first night should go first but that's

[01:52:02] It's part of my strategy to throw you off.

[01:52:06] Yes, I got my knight out. See, I'm following the principles that I'm...

[01:52:10] That you're instilling.

[01:52:12] Yeah.

[01:52:14] Ha.

[01:52:16] And your bishop blocks your pawn. So you're a d-pwn.

[01:52:22] I'm not worried about that though.

[01:52:24] No problem.

[01:52:26] The scariest thing in chess is playing somebody with a lot more experience.

[01:52:31] Yeah, well, you're also looking at a blindfold board.

[01:52:34] What if I just start making my moves so rapidly that you can't keep track of them?

[01:52:38] Yeah, well, you could try.

[01:52:41] Anything gonna happen?

[01:52:44] Two pawns in the center, just like I taught.

[01:52:54] Okay.

[01:52:55] This is a little concerning for me.

[01:53:00] Hmm.

[01:53:09] Move this one. I'm cooking. I'm cooking like crazy. I'm envisioning the board. I'm like Thanos right now with a time stone.

[01:53:17] I've seen every possibility that you're gonna make.

[01:53:21] What am I gonna do now? Tell me my move.

[01:53:23] I have no idea.

[01:53:25] You can guess. What would be a principled move here for Black?

[01:53:33] I don't know. You take something that I can't take.

[01:53:37] It can take your pawn in the center, but it's protected. I'm going to go here.

[01:53:40] Interesting move. Interesting move.

[01:53:43] Thank you.

[01:53:44] Not good enough, though.

[01:53:48] Look at this. I mean, fantastic play so far.

[01:53:51] Okay.

[01:53:53] Now what?

[01:53:55] What am I trying to do?

[01:53:59] I'm trying to take my money.

[01:54:00] Yeah, good.

[01:54:02] Well spotted.

[01:54:07] So I go, hiya!

[01:54:10] Nice.

[01:54:12] Good move.

[01:54:13] Can't take it back.

[01:54:15] That's correct.

[01:54:16] I can see that.

[01:54:16] I can't see anything, but I can see it.

[01:54:18] I did see it.

[01:54:19] I got a great move coming up right now.

[01:54:22] All right, you're going to have to show me.

[01:54:23] I'm going to bring my bishop back.

[01:54:25] Okay, I don't like that. The move's no longer cooking.

[01:54:32] Um, let me take here.

[01:54:43] That is a fantastic move. Tell me about that move. Why'd you go there?

[01:54:47] So I can take your pawn because then you would have to take me with your knight and

[01:54:50] then I can take you with my knight and you can't take it back.

[01:54:52] All right, prove it.

[01:54:57] Uh, no, because you have a queen.

[01:54:59] That doesn't mean the plan is bad, it's just a trade.

[01:55:03] It's working, it's working, it's working.

[01:55:05] It's not working.

[01:55:08] It's so cooked.

[01:55:11] Yes, okay.

[01:55:17] I don't know. I don't know.

[01:55:23] Interesting move. Interesting

[01:55:27] move. How do I reply? How do I

[01:55:30] respond? I don't know.

[01:55:33] Because you're going to just take

[01:55:35] that night.

[01:55:37] Wow.

[01:55:40] A bit of a pickle here, right?

[01:55:44] He's going to take that, didn't you just say I was going to take your night?

[01:55:50] Yeah, you're going to take my night, but I don't know what I could have done to stop

[01:55:52] that.

[01:55:53] I'm not going to lie.

[01:55:54] You could have brought it back to the center, like where it was.

[01:55:56] Yeah, but you could have just taken my bishop and I couldn't have done anything about the

[01:55:59] oh no.

[01:56:00] You're queen!

[01:56:01] You're queen!

[01:56:02] You're queen was pretending.

[01:56:03] Can I take it back?

[01:56:04] Can I take it back?

[01:56:05] Can I take it back?

[01:56:06] All right, I'm going to make a random move and then put your queen back and

[01:56:09] then, so I'm going to go here and then put your queen back to where it was.

[01:56:13] And then I'm gonna go here and now you make it through

[01:56:16] Yeah, but you're so white now you take it then I take your queen. Yes very good. All right number take backs

[01:56:22] I can't even see the ball. Um, you know

[01:56:25] All right, uh, I go

[01:56:28] Hmm

[01:56:29] I'm gonna go here

[01:56:39] Why would you do that I

[01:56:41] I don't even know yeah okay um well what could I do that doesn't suck

[01:57:03] that move is safe that move is fine remember you haven't gotten your dark

[01:57:08] squared bishop out yet and it's struggling because you blocked it with

[01:57:11] your light squared bishop so next game that you play don't block your deep on

[01:57:16] with your bishop that's the lesson here because it's gonna be a little hard for

[01:57:19] you you know what I'm saying and if not then it's okay you don't have to get

[01:57:25] what I'm saying because I'm trying to win this game anyway so you know you

[01:57:28] see my threat? Yeah, you're threatening me. Um, pretty big

[01:57:36] threat here. What's a safe maneuver for me?

[01:57:53] Nice. Safe move. Very nice move.

[01:57:57] Yeah, but now you can take my pawn.

[01:58:00] Which pawn?

[01:58:03] On E4?

[01:58:06] No.

[01:58:08] I can't take any pawn.

[01:58:11] He brings the rook out.

[01:58:14] Risky rook maneuver, right?

[01:58:18] So I hit him with?

[01:58:20] where? Um, boom. Did you notice I was trying to take your Bishop? Or did you just get lucky?

[01:58:36] Uh, well, I tried to move that out of the way because my bishop was doing nothing there. And,

[01:58:40] uh, but did you notice I was my rook boosting my queen? Yeah, well, you're trying to cook

[01:58:45] something up in the middle row here. Uh-oh. Yes. So my rook and queen together they make what's

[01:58:50] called a battery like a jet pack. So my queen was protected. So I was trying to yeah take your

[01:58:55] bishop but you didn't let me. I was messed up. Next time let me take it. So hard.

[01:59:02] I mean dude you're playing fantastic. Like I would have thought I was playing a 1,000 rated

[01:59:06] player if I didn't know you were. If 278 wasn't on the screen. Yes that's the move. That's

[01:59:12] to move. I'm confident with that move right there.

[01:59:14] All right, how about this? Oh, the problem is the position's even, and you're always

[01:59:23] going to feel threatened when we play. Did you notice I was threatening to take your

[01:59:40] bishop with my pawn. You were threatening to take my bishop with you. Yes. And that's

[01:59:46] why you played the move that you just played, right? Yeah. Because if I take the bishop,

[01:59:51] you take my queen. Yeah. But the move that you just played, is it safe? No. It was a

[02:00:03] good idea but many things going on at once it's impossible to track yes yes yes I know I know

[02:00:12] I retreat so I have an acronym for a certain situations and chess and it's keep it simple

[02:00:20] stupid kiss your bishop is hanging just move it okay I'm gonna take your rook

[02:00:25] King takes. Okay. Uh, it's getting, it's getting a little fuzzy. You might be in luck. I'm

[02:00:37] going to go here though. Bad play, bad play. You sure? No. Not entirely. Yes, Captain, my

[02:00:53] opponent is also blindfolded.

[02:01:06] Yeah, but there's a bigger problem.

[02:01:10] There's a there's a I'm dealing with a few problems right now. You're gonna put in check and

[02:01:14] Then I really can't do a lot about that

[02:01:17] So the most logical move obviously

[02:01:20] It's a move here.

[02:01:26] Unfortunately, my queen and my knight, this is how we started the day. We can end the day. It's a beautiful circle.

[02:01:32] What, where, do my queen and my knight both see?

[02:01:38] The pawn.

[02:01:39] Near your king. Yes. It's the checkmate that I taught you but in reverse. Queen takes pawn protected by the knight. You see it?

[02:01:47] Yeah.

[02:01:48] I thought you said you saw it oh I thought you were talking about the other pawn. Oh, yeah, there was two, but it yet. No, you're not an idiot. You're not an idiot.

[02:01:59] What? Wait, can we can I can you play that back? Yeah, I mean you can use game review or you can click. Yeah. Wait, no, actually I could just visualize this because there's one move you to clean there.

[02:02:14] there. Yeah, and then I couldn't take it back. So why did I move that Queen? What either way?

[02:02:22] I was worried about the pawn at d2. Yes. Yes, it would have probably been better to play

[02:02:29] Queen e3. So the directly challenging the Queen in the middle. You saw your Queen, you

[02:02:37] saw the pawn, but you missed that pawn in front of your King. Because if I moved Queen

[02:02:40] E3 that would have protected either night play you would have had and then yes, we would have had to attack mine

[02:02:47] Yeah, the fact that you can even visualize this without backing up is already very very good

[02:02:52] So this game should not discourage you you played very well like

[02:02:57] Yeah, you were also blindfolded that so

[02:03:00] Yeah, but I can play five blindfolded at the same time so this you know

[02:03:04] It's not this was not you think you could play like oh, you know what would be a good video

[02:03:10] You play five like 200 elo streamers. I mean you might have already done this you do you play five 200 elo streamers while I'm cold it

[02:03:19] so

[02:03:20] Three or four years ago. I played Ludwig and his two friends and they were like 1200 but a

[02:03:26] Funny experiment would be me against the entire tournament field

[02:03:33] That actually could be because the thing is you know like moved 10 15 on eight boards

[02:03:38] I'm gonna forget some shit, you know, I probably will blunder my queen. So yeah, maybe chess.com can set that up

[02:03:44] But no man, I mean come on. I've been doing this like 25 years. I better be good at it

[02:03:49] Otherwise what the hell am I wasting my time? Five years. You're 30. Yeah, I started when I was five

[02:03:54] Yeah, I've been playing chess longer than you've been alive

[02:03:59] That's wild

[02:04:01] Yeah, oh

[02:04:03] My god

[02:04:04] Yeah, I wouldn't recommend it. I would not recommend playing chess from childhood, but too late

[02:04:10] Well now you got like crazy skill. I

[02:04:13] Do but if COVID never happened, I don't think that many people should have put it into a fortnight builds. I

[02:04:20] Mean there's got yeah, there's got to be a way to do something with chess in fortnight

[02:04:24] But they're all they've also you know, they partner with celebrities and stuff like that. Anyway, I don't want to keep you any longer

[02:04:29] That was that was fun, man. Yeah, it's fun. Thank you for coaching me. I I hope I

[02:04:34] put some of your teachings to practice in the turning.

[02:04:39] Yeah, we'll be in touch whether you like it or not.

[02:04:42] I'm gonna look at some of the games you play

[02:04:44] before the tournament.

[02:04:45] I'll send you some feedback.

[02:04:46] I think you're gonna be in good shape, dude.

[02:04:47] I would argue you're already like a top three.

[02:04:49] You're definitely a top half out of eight.

[02:04:51] So lock in, get some good sleep the day before,

[02:04:57] and I'll send you some feedback on the games you play.

[02:05:01] All right, thank you.

[02:05:02] I appreciate it.

[02:05:03] Have a good stream in. Yep you too. Peace. Bye

[02:05:07] Yo, W. Levy, bro. Oh my god

[02:05:11] I feel like I absorbed. I was like a sponge right there chat just absorbing knowledge

[02:05:17] But I still kind of threw but I was also playing a 2000 plus elo player. So

[02:05:25] Goated thank you Levy again. My shout out a Gotham chest specifically that was super fun

[02:05:30] Now chat we're gonna be playing a horror game called the floor above in content king

[02:05:37] Hope I'm hoping during the tourney I do better because that was that was awesome

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[02:06:11] I'm sorry that you're gonna go through that. That's horrible

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[02:06:23] Think of it a sub Andrew and Zach and my thing of the sub Wow chat. That was an awesome chess lesson like I

[02:06:31] I don't it's gonna be hard to obviously apply all of that stuff together

[02:06:36] like mid game

[02:06:38] But it's definitely a lot to work on

[02:06:42] Over time and then I'll just get better

[02:06:44] humor and down for the sub and think of the sub

[02:06:48] This act for the sub I'm gonna go pee real quick and we'll hop into the game

[02:06:51] chat we're not reacting now stop fucking chat I'm learning I'm learning from I'm

[02:07:00] learning from Levy how to get good at chess in the entire time my mods are

[02:07:04] running coin flips and fucking what type of rule 34 porn is better than others

[02:07:09] for LR take it in a 3 yeah the Mac bank robbery video we're gonna watch maybe on

[02:07:14] Friday or Sunday one of the two after the chess journey today obviously

[02:07:19] We're doing the floor above and content King tomorrow. I'm off Fridays the chest turning into either reacts or random games

[02:07:26] Saturday, I'm doing an early CS with Jojo into reacts for random games

[02:07:29] I and we'll watch the bank Robbie video one of those days if not Sunday because Sunday's before react a 98 a charity stream

[02:07:34] slash awareness stream Monday

[02:07:37] Tuesday, I'm not live Wednesday is gonna be

[02:07:41] Horror games random games next Thursday not live next Friday reacts next Saturday random games from there one king and la la for the

[02:07:45] I'm not going to unbox it right now, but the weed mystery box is in for 420.

[02:07:52] Well, it's not really a box. It came in this big box and I was like, oh, it's probably going to be a box within a box.

[02:08:00] It was just a fat ass box with a bunch of, it was like this big.

[02:08:03] And it just had a bunch of packs of weed in it with a backpack. It reeks of weed.

[02:08:10] There is so much, so much weed, like, so we're going to unbox the backpack.

[02:08:21] Just a bunch of different types.

[02:08:25] What is this?

[02:08:26] Oh, these are comies.

[02:08:28] I don't know how we're going to do all of those.

[02:08:33] You're doing all of that?

[02:08:34] Well, okay.

[02:08:35] Here's the problem.

[02:08:36] I thought that the weed mystery box would come with a lot of glassware and some weed and it turns out it was just all weed.

[02:08:42] So, it's thank you for the thousands of people you did great. I feel like if you grind out after the cesser, you'll be insane.

[02:08:47] Actually, think of the three-circle metal, all this used stuff, see, but my brother in the war, Ukraine, best friends dying from cancer.

[02:08:52] You helped a lot from suicide. Well, I'm glad I'm able to help.

[02:08:54] I'm sorry that your friends dying of cancer and your brothers in the war in Ukraine. That's horrible.

[02:08:58] I have cancer in the chat and I wish your brother the best. Alpha for the seven. Yo, count me down 30 seconds.

[02:09:03] I got a Fnass.

[02:10:33] Yo, what the fuck are we spamming in chat, dude?

[02:10:46] Oh my god.

[02:10:49] Stop.

[02:10:51] Sim and banana for the sub.

[02:10:53] Okay.

[02:10:54] Now, Chunky's throwing cheeks.

[02:10:58] Chunky's not throwing cheeks, bro.

[02:11:02] the fuck are we talking about okay chat here is dude I was in the co-shard

[02:11:09] stream yesterday so I'm a chunky there it was like a wild goose sighting dude

[02:11:13] that shit was crazy chunky my mom you're here filled with some slug thing of

[02:11:22] the two gift heads my mom yeah my mom all right chat you guys are stressing

[02:11:31] out fucking Eugene Blumkin. Can we calm down?

[02:11:36] Okay, chats. It is now time for a horror game, specifically a

[02:11:40] horror anomaly game, specifically a claustrophobic

[02:11:43] horror anomaly game called The Floor Above. I'm probably gonna

[02:11:48] hate it. It's a claustrophobic anomaly horror game where you

[02:11:52] can only turn blank and decide is it real or not. Survive

[02:11:56] five endings in Uncovered Mike's story.

[02:12:02] Let's go.

[02:12:03] I'm still in bumper for this up.

[02:12:04] Can't wait for your react to do me candy video.

[02:12:06] Yeah, we're probably gonna watch that either Friday, Saturday, or Sunday too.

[02:12:09] The reason I don't know is just because we have turnip play and collab,

[02:12:11] so I don't know what we're doing.

[02:12:12] It really depends how long the chess tournament is tomorrow

[02:12:15] and how far I get on what we're doing after.

[02:12:18] Which they give it a three.

[02:12:20] You may be happy I'm tripping watching you.

[02:12:22] Have you ever done Astor to DMT?

[02:12:23] No.

[02:12:24] I've done mushrooms like 10 times.

[02:12:26] But I have never done acid or DMT.

[02:12:29] Would I? DMT no. I don't know if I could handle that.

[02:12:33] And I don't think you should do drugs anyway, chat. Drugs are bad for you.

[02:12:37] I would probably do like a quarter tab of acid, maybe a half. Something small just to see.

[02:12:43] Same for the sub grand, take it for the five. T-Rex, take it for the seven. It's a mega. Take it for the 1,050.

[02:12:47] That's more bits for my king. Appreciate it. I haven't done mushrooms though in like a year and a half.

[02:12:51] Last time I did it, I took penis envy. I was tripping watching a salmon egg documentary. It was horrible

[02:12:56] It was a mixture of horrible and great, but I I don't know

[02:13:00] It kind of turned me off mushrooms for a while. It was just I don't know you took penis penis envy

[02:13:08] The Freudian the envy of a penis the Freudian thing

[02:13:15] For the Freudian what is penis and the penis and the death

[02:13:21] It's a Sigmund Freud concept that women envy men for having a penis.

[02:13:29] I don't know why penis envy mushrooms are named that, but they are.

[02:13:33] They're like the strongest mushrooms.

[02:13:34] They're fucking horrible.

[02:13:36] I hated it.

[02:13:37] I would never take them again.

[02:13:40] One of my friends had a different perspective, but I would never take that shit.

[02:13:45] Also mushroom chocobars are horrible.

[02:13:48] Mushroom chocobars suck.

[02:13:50] Oh my God, stringent 10 for the sub, young for the sub.

[02:13:54] 6, 7 of the 3, what do you make more from?

[02:13:55] Bits or subs?

[02:13:56] Subs.

[02:13:57] Jesse and, oh, you're saying, I make more money on Twitch on subs.

[02:14:02] But per sub versus bits, bits.

[02:14:05] Ted, Stren and Con for the sub, quietest for the sub.

[02:14:07] But it's better to sub than give bets, objectively.

[02:14:12] For you as a viewer.

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[02:14:18] Send us many times your content,

[02:14:19] I'm not as in comfort for me when I multi visceral organ transplant watch you every day. I'm in a hospital nurse.

[02:14:22] What's that recognizes you? You're the goat. Well, I hope that you're able to recover from that.

[02:14:29] I'm assuming you already got the transplant.

[02:14:33] I watch you in the hospital.

[02:14:34] Even nurse recognizes you bought the carpet.

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[02:14:39] That's right. You should do an ice tier list based on what ice is better to eat.

[02:14:42] Like you've diced crushed ice, ice from different restaurants and fast food places.

[02:14:46] Chick-fil-A ice is the best.

[02:14:48] I could do that. There's a few tier lists I want to do and I don't know if Becca's in chat, but I'm sorry Becca

[02:14:53] I know you made a lot of tier lists. I just don't know if they'd be great to do on stream

[02:14:59] Like content wise I think what I wanted to do was oh my god, there was a few things I wanted to do

[02:15:06] I would do ice cube tier list

[02:15:09] We can do tier list on Friday potentially. What were other tier lists I wanted to do? Oh

[02:15:14] my god, there's one where it was like oh

[02:15:16] Oh call of duties. What are other like cool tier lists we can just do on stream

[02:15:22] without me having to physically review something in person? Like so not foods

[02:15:26] unless it's like a fast food place. Maybe fast food places. Bad haircuts.

[02:15:35] Maybe haircuts. Childhood memories. Okay something that would just be on

[02:15:42] tier list. Can't tell you a thing, thank you to the three. Hungry and X for the sub,

[02:15:46] Bree and Max thank you to the sub. Chain to the sub. Slow, thank you to the three.

[02:15:50] Can't wait for you to play content game. Well, we're going to do the sore game first.

[02:15:54] All right, mods. Pin don't send bits right now because we're not a hop into the sore game.

[02:15:57] We really got to lock in because this game is going to potentially take like two hours.

[02:16:01] And then we got to rip content game. All right, you lock in.

[02:16:03] P-man for the sub. Fast food chicken nuggets. Would have to rate them and eat them IRL. That's what I was saying, not like that.

[02:16:14] If you're held at gunpoint set in front of the table to find the whole menu of Waffle House, the whole menu of Arby's, the whole menu of Waffle House.

[02:16:19] Lock in. Lock in. Lock in. A-coo for the sub. Why would anybody choose Arby's? Waffle House's menu is fire.

[02:16:27] I don't think there's anything that I would dislike outside of maybe like oh

[02:16:32] My god, what's that like weird meat called? I can't eat it would kill me

[02:16:35] But like I'm assuming this hypothetical it wouldn't kill me scrapple that shit's gross

[02:16:41] Scrapple's gross. It's like that meat pat that meat patty

[02:16:45] Scrapple and I'm not a big fan of grits either

[02:16:50] Not a bad. It's a texture thing for me. It's not even a taste. I'm a big texture guy

[02:16:56] It's tastes funky. I can't like the worst food to me

[02:17:00] Texture-wise is spaghetti squash. It's horrid

[02:17:03] It's like slimy and crunchy and soft at the same time and it's not a good vibe

[02:17:09] Like I if I'm like for example if I'm eating ice cream. I want an ice cream. That's all soft all hard

[02:17:15] Right, maybe like I could do like an ice cream with like cookie dough or fudge like even like chocolate chips

[02:17:22] Maybe but I don't want like like a graham cracker crush in my fucking ice cream. I

[02:17:30] Don't like that. I don't like a pretzel in an ice cream. I don't want that either

[02:17:36] 67th. Thank you for the three. Okay. Yeah, please don't tell that's right. Oh

[02:17:40] Would you eat the whole menu of Arby's of Brooke was held a company? Yeah, I ain't go for the subject of the three

[02:17:44] Gotta translate April 1st one year anniversary being in the hospital. I'm so any but just happy to be alive

[02:17:49] Oh haven't gotten it yet

[02:17:51] Well, I hope you're able to get it soon a coupe this up. Um, all right, you're locked in locked in locked in

[02:18:00] Turn FPS off unlimited why is it on unlimited?

[02:18:04] graphics up bang

[02:18:08] Bang

[02:18:10] Boom audio master volume the same, okay

[02:18:16] The floor above

[02:18:18] very similar vibe to the platform in I guess premise where I like sift through

[02:18:25] floors but it seems like I'm strapped into this chair don't really know what

[02:18:27] this is going to be like but let's lock in the floor above it's an anomaly game

[02:18:34] I don't know how it's gonna work

[02:18:37] Mike are you here am I Mike oh god then we still have a chance to escape

[02:18:46] Oh, that's loud.

[02:18:47] Listen carefully.

[02:18:53] Listening carefully. Brother, I feel like I could be in another room and I'd still hear ya. Jesus.

[02:19:02] Mike?

[02:19:06] Mike?

[02:19:08] Yeah, I hear you. Oh, I'm not awake. I'm unconscious.

[02:19:13] Hold up.

[02:19:16] What the fuck is that? Oh it's not a person. That's definitely gonna end up being a person

[02:19:25] in that anomaly right there. Why do they just have clothing there on strapped to a chair?

[02:19:29] Oh god. Look how red my wrists are.

[02:19:34] Hey. Hello. Can you hear me? Do you remember who you are?

[02:19:42] Nope.

[02:19:43] Yeah, let's go straight to the point

[02:19:47] Let me out of here!

[02:19:49] All you have to do is press the right buttons

[02:19:52] Remember this, if the woman walks out normal

[02:19:56] Press the red one

[02:19:58] If it looks normal

[02:20:00] Press the green one

[02:20:02] Got it?

[02:20:03] Yeah

[02:20:04] And go ahead

[02:20:05] Begin

[02:20:06] Walk

[02:20:07] Left shift to view buttons

[02:20:10] Yo, is this like a normal room off Rett?

[02:20:16] Am I able to like zoom?

[02:20:19] I don't know man, like what counts as normal?

[02:20:21] I get knocked out, strapped to this chair, dude on the intercom goes, red's bad, red

[02:20:28] means abnormal, green means good.

[02:20:30] What the fuck was that?

[02:20:33] Oh, it's my squeaky chair.

[02:20:36] Yo, can we get some WD-40 on this?

[02:20:39] a bit of a problem is that doll sitting there normal god you have to remember

[02:20:46] all this shit this is fucking so much knocked over chair kid on a kid on the

[02:20:50] kid in the dining room fucked up TV kid smiling on a painting a little rolly

[02:20:57] chair there I think we're good

[02:21:00] What the fuck?

[02:21:02] Wow.

[02:21:03] Looks like the TV disappeared from the wall.

[02:21:07] That's way too obvious.

[02:21:10] Let's make sure the room isn't trying to fool you.

[02:21:14] We need room directly where the TV used to be.

[02:21:18] Then close your eyes.

[02:21:20] How do I close my eyes?

[02:21:22] The TV is back when you opened them.

[02:21:24] That means the room is normal.

[02:21:26] That means the red button is normal and you should press the green button.

[02:21:31] If not, press the red one.

[02:21:35] Okay, so an anomaly doesn't mean that I should press the red button unless it doesn't stay.

[02:21:46] Okay, so when you press the green button, you don't see any hallucinations in the room.

[02:21:51] You saw hallucinations but it disappeared and the room looked normal.

[02:21:54] The room looks different than usual. You saw the hallucination that didn't disappear

[02:21:58] The room may play with your imagination and not everything you see is dangerous close your eyes to check hallucinations

[02:22:04] Some will disappear others will remain

[02:22:07] Some anomalies may not disappear immediately. So after closing your eyes, you should wait a moment to make sure the anomaly has truly disappeared

[02:22:15] 67 inches for the

[02:22:17] 200 fucking sucks

[02:22:19] Thank you for the fucking 200 gifted 67 inches underscore thank them if you got a sub thank you for the 200 gifted

[02:22:25] was he thank you for the 367 for the 3g of the 3 ankle for the sub

[02:22:29] 67 inches thank you for the fucking 200 subs dub in the goddamn chat

[02:22:35] If you're one of the 200 people that got a sub for 67 inches thank them if you got a sub thank you for the fucking 200

[02:22:40] gifted chat lock in

[02:22:43] Some anomalies may not disappear immediately so after closing your eyes you should wait a moment to make sure the anomaly has truly disappeared

[02:22:49] So, if I close my eyes and they start shifting into the floor, that means it's safe.

[02:22:55] To escape the room, you need to press the correct button nine times in a row.

[02:23:02] The counter of correct answers is above the door. Good luck.

[02:23:07] Okay, we understand how this works. 67, thank you for the three.

[02:23:12] Let's lock in, chat. Let's lock in. 67, thank you for the fucking 200 subs.

[02:23:15] I genuinely appreciate that. Please do not gift any more. That is a lot of money.

[02:23:19] Thank you for the fucking 200 subs. Chat? Let's lock it in. Thank you for the giftids.

[02:23:31] Was that bag? Was that bag normally there?

[02:23:36] Sitting in the chair? I feel like I'm gonna get jump-scared this shit in this game, dude.

[02:23:41] I can't fucking move at all. I'm at zero. Wait, I thought I fucking passed.

[02:23:45] Well if I just start spam blinking, isn't that tech?

[02:23:50] I have to get 9 in a row though.

[02:23:52] This room looks normal to me.

[02:23:54] It's a green button.

[02:23:55] If I see this motherfucker peeking at me through here, do I just die if I fail?

[02:24:00] Alright, one done.

[02:24:02] If you're unsure about something around you, just close your eyes.

[02:24:07] We'll give you answers.

[02:24:09] Don't.

[02:24:10] Don't.

[02:24:11] Don't keep them closed too long.

[02:24:14] It's red.

[02:24:21] Kid never looks at you.

[02:24:22] Too easy.

[02:24:23] I'm fucking go to.

[02:24:24] It seems like everything's fine in this room.

[02:24:26] You're a liar.

[02:24:27] But better double check.

[02:24:28] As long as you're in the chair, always double check.

[02:24:36] It's gone?

[02:24:37] What does it mean as long as you're in the chair, always double check?

[02:24:41] I swear to god I'm not tweaking. Oh my god

[02:24:50] I'm hearing shit

[02:24:55] It's there

[02:25:01] Yeah, this room's fucked right

[02:25:06] And he keeps crawling around like that look at him

[02:25:11] AHHHHHHHHH!

[02:25:16] What does that mean? Is that an anomaly? Bro, you hurt me.

[02:25:20] Ohhhh...

[02:25:23] But he's gone now.

[02:25:25] No, he's not.

[02:25:28] But fuck this place.

[02:25:30] Fuck this place. They got a fucking spider.

[02:25:33] They got a spider that won't leave.

[02:25:35] That's an anomaly, Jack.

[02:25:37] There we go. Oh, a kitty!

[02:25:38] Kitty.

[02:25:39] Who are we got here?

[02:25:41] Morty the cat oh my god

[02:25:55] Rooms with Morty are safe, but you still have to press the red button

[02:26:05] Hmm I

[02:26:07] I have to press the red button? So is it just a 3D?

[02:26:11] Wait, Morty's the go. What if I blink on it?

[02:26:16] Aw, is your little kitty. Is your little kitty, Morty? Can you come out of the condo and bounce?

[02:26:22] Morty?

[02:26:29] Morty, why are you looking at me like that?

[02:26:32] Ready?

[02:26:34] Oh my god, get me out of here.

[02:26:41] Oh my god, get me out of here.

[02:26:46] Oh hello.

[02:26:52] Hi.

[02:26:54] Hi.

[02:26:56] She's getting closer and closer.

[02:27:01] Bye. Bye. She's getting closer to me.

[02:27:05] Holy shit. Can I have a normal room?

[02:27:09] Can I have a normal room?

[02:27:11] One normal room, please?

[02:27:16] Oh. Can I get Morty again?

[02:27:20] Morty was chill.

[02:27:24] Okay. Wait.

[02:27:26] That's not normal.

[02:27:28] Is it normal to TV pants to something else?

[02:27:31] I feel like there's normally wood on the ground there, right?

[02:27:38] I'm going to double check.

[02:27:44] Blinking too much is bad, they said, though, so unless I think I see something I shouldn't

[02:27:49] span blank.

[02:27:50] See, that's not normal, but I think this room's safe.

[02:27:56] I may have just pressed the red button.

[02:27:58] Don't tell me I just cooked myself.

[02:28:00] Oh, we're sound- we're sound- we're sound- got it.

[02:28:03] Mike, you know what's strange.

[02:28:06] What?

[02:28:07] I don't remember how you got here.

[02:28:10] But what's even stranger?

[02:28:13] I don't remember how I got here.

[02:28:16] I... got here.

[02:28:20] What do you mean you don't remember how you got here?

[02:28:23] You're the guy giving me advice on how the fuck to get out of here.

[02:28:25] How do you know how to get out of here if you don't even know how you're here?

[02:28:29] Does it make any damn sense this room looks normal right or am I crazy?

[02:28:45] There's a picture of Modi in the Kona

[02:28:52] Those boxes I feel like are normally there now

[02:28:55] No, chairs knocked over, box in the corner, tissue box, regular painting of a chair.

[02:29:08] The painting of the doll, that looks normal.

[02:29:12] There's a little Frankenstein in the middle, in the corner.

[02:29:17] I don't know that chair painting is always there though.

[02:29:19] I think this is safe.

[02:29:21] 777777

[02:29:37] Hey, what the fuck?

[02:29:39] What the fuck?

[02:29:40] I'll see you on the camera

[02:29:41] Yeah, I got reset Jackass, cause I fucking lost

[02:29:45] I was fucking in the chair

[02:29:47] What do you mean why is it in my chair? I'm in the chair

[02:29:49] What are you talking about? Why is it like this here?

[02:29:55] Well, this room's safe.

[02:29:56] First room's always safe, Chad. It's pretty neat.

[02:30:00] Well, suddenly...

[02:30:10] OHHHHHHH!

[02:30:16] It's safe.

[02:30:19] There we go. Bad aura from this room. Bad aura. They're playing an ominous noise. There's

[02:30:33] a lit cigarette in the corner. Is there always a lit cigarette in the corner that

[02:30:37] needs somebody's fear? That painting's fucked up. Red. That was in Frankenstein. That was

[02:30:48] to do with one eye it was Mike Wazowski hey yeah did you hear that too nope what

[02:30:56] you rip out oh that's why you're so calm okay see why are you trying to scare

[02:31:01] me I heard that

[02:31:08] get me out of here get me out of here get me out of here it's safe it's safe

[02:31:13] get me out of here okay that was like a clown laughing I don't deal well with

[02:31:20] clowns that pitch is gonna show back up again I already know it oh my god my god

[02:31:33] I'm so quiet.

[02:31:35] I'd rather than play ominous music.

[02:31:43] What the fuck is that?

[02:31:45] What the fuck is that?

[02:31:48] I hope it disappears, that means it's safe.

[02:31:51] Goaded.

[02:31:54] Goaded, goaded, goaded.

[02:31:56] Wait, would he have killed me there if I didn't fucking...

[02:31:59] Are we fighting peekaboo?

[02:32:03] Oh, now.

[02:32:17] Holy shit.

[02:32:21] Bro! Fuck off!

[02:32:33] There's something in the corner.

[02:32:46] And it didn't disappear.

[02:32:51] You see that?

[02:32:52] It's a little red-eyed fuck.

[02:32:54] Where am I?

[02:32:55] You want to know what scared me the most in this place?

[02:33:02] I thought I had to get to 9.

[02:33:05] Aren't I only on 7?

[02:33:08] The eyes of the mirror.

[02:33:10] What mirror?

[02:33:11] Soon. You'll see it too.

[02:33:14] Dude.

[02:33:15] What is with this guy?

[02:33:18] Just being ominous as shit all the time.

[02:33:20] Literally just trying to be fucking mysterious for what?

[02:33:25] It depends.

[02:33:26] What do you mean depends?

[02:33:27] They said it was nine and you escaped.

[02:33:33] This room seems mad normal to me.

[02:33:37] Paintings normal, boxes look normal.

[02:33:42] Oh, but the exit's wrong.

[02:33:45] It says exit and that's the anomaly.

[02:33:50] Oh my God.

[02:33:51] Dude, that's why I was like, I have to be right

[02:33:53] because I know I wasn't on that.

[02:33:57] Wow! I-

[02:34:03] I'm okay. I'm okay. I'm okay. I'll go to the next room. I'll see you.

[02:34:07] No! No!

[02:34:10] I

[02:34:25] Always gets green on first

[02:34:29] First is always green the 3d keep it

[02:34:37] No, I'm not jackass I'm on the fucking first

[02:34:40] Yo, this guy sucks. Can I get a new IGL? Can I get a new fucking call-out guy in my head?

[02:34:47] What is happening? He's giving the worst fucking plays ever.

[02:34:50] Jeff is in the sixth.

[02:34:51] Jeff is in- Who's Jeff? Who's Jeff?

[02:34:55] Why isn't Jeff speaking up?

[02:34:57] No!

[02:35:03] What?!

[02:35:04] Who is that guy? Is that Jeff?

[02:35:06] I did that dude's like morphing through all the buildings

[02:35:10] safe. What is that noise?

[02:35:21] I think this room's fine now, now.

[02:35:43] Close the eyes one time for the vibes.

[02:35:46] Rest of it looks safe.

[02:35:48] This is a green light

[02:35:52] Back to three

[02:35:55] Yep called it

[02:35:58] Some of those they're different. Yeah, I hope you'll figure out which

[02:36:05] Worst call of all time actually filling black space actually filling black spaces isn't even ghost comes

[02:36:09] This is just like empty empty spam dude clear comps clear comps clear comps

[02:36:13] some of those they're gonna look weird oh really I haven't figured that one out

[02:36:20] yet some of these room of like fucking ghost creatures that are just running at

[02:36:24] me what's that why is there an ominous noise something gonna attack me

[02:36:31] There are comms, there are comms, what's normal?

[02:36:41] See, I'm not confident about that, I'm not confident about that green shack, when we're

[02:36:47] back up here, I'm such a jackass.

[02:36:49] Hey, we're all rooting for you, hey we're all rooting for you, back at this comment,

[02:36:56] oh did I just like shut him up by clicking the button, I didn't know I could do that,

[02:37:00] I could turn him off? That's awesome.

[02:37:04] We're still here. Wait, so not every first one safe.

[02:37:09] You have what this one is.

[02:37:13] Fourth time's a charm chat, that's what they always say.

[02:37:17] Fifth time's a charm chat, that's what they always say.

[02:37:19] Sometimes you might see it.

[02:37:21] I

[02:37:38] So funny till you throw her dumb ass into a wood chipper

[02:37:45] No, you won't Mike wait I'm Mike

[02:37:47] I'm doing this for the first time.

[02:37:50] Oh really? I have no idea.

[02:37:51] I don't know if we can make it.

[02:37:55] What's that guy's name again?

[02:38:03] We got a chat. We're going to play real slow on this one.

[02:38:07] We just got to, we got to full clear every room.

[02:38:10] What?

[02:38:17] There was nothing there, why did it play that noise?

[02:38:30] Mike, if you will see the tall woman, don't upset her.

[02:38:36] She doesn't like when things don't go her way.

[02:38:41] Eddie, a little more, a little more,

[02:38:43] a little more than that, a little more than that.

[02:38:45] Don't upset her, what upset her?

[02:38:51] What upset the tall woman?

[02:38:53] And is the tall woman the one that was playing peek-a-boo?

[02:38:55] Red Rain.

[02:38:57] That's probably the tall woman.

[02:39:01] I mean, is she really that tall?

[02:39:02] She's like 5'10", that's about,

[02:39:03] I mean, I would say that's tall,

[02:39:04] that's like above average height for a woman,

[02:39:05] But, I mean, you know, when you say,

[02:39:07] when you have to put tall in front of something,

[02:39:09] it's usually like assuming that they're like,

[02:39:11] well above average.

[02:39:16] I'll see you later.

[02:39:24] I'll see you later.

[02:39:26] Yeah, yeah.

[02:39:29] Oh, she's still here.

[02:39:33] She's still here.

[02:39:35] Let's leave.

[02:39:36] I don't even want to turn around.

[02:39:40] Is she gonna be in every room now?

[02:39:42] Just like pastoring me?

[02:39:45] The tall woman.

[02:39:46] Who the hell out of here?

[02:39:48] You know, I go to the tall man.

[02:39:50] What?

[02:39:51] What?

[02:39:52] What?

[02:39:53] What?

[02:39:54] What?

[02:39:55] What?

[02:39:56] What?

[02:39:57] What?

[02:39:58] What?

[02:39:59] What?

[02:40:00] What?

[02:40:01] What?

[02:40:02] What?

[02:40:03] What?

[02:40:04] Hello?

[02:40:11] She's tall. She's tall. Do you want me to? Oh, sorry, I'll take it's for me.

[02:40:19] Yeah, what's up? I'm fine.

[02:40:26] What would a sign be?

[02:40:28] What would a sign be?

[02:40:30] in the chair. Give me a sign. Like hand you a sign.

[02:40:49] I think I was a spam dial. I don't know. That might have been a butt dial or something.

[02:40:52] Why are you holding it to your heart? I'm gonna leave now. But it was nice meeting you.

[02:40:57] I'm sorry if I upset you earlier when you were bashing your head against the wall, I don't know if that was...

[02:41:01] Sorry, that scared the fuck out of me.

[02:41:02] I was going to hurt you.

[02:41:04] At least.

[02:41:07] Not physically.

[02:41:09] Perfect.

[02:41:15] Get the fuck out of here, there's somebody in that goddamn closet!

[02:41:18] Who's in that fucking closet?

[02:41:25] It's not only your fault that you're here,

[02:41:27] In every way, it's my too.

[02:41:31] In every way, if I'm being honest.

[02:41:38] What's that?

[02:41:42] What's that noise?

[02:41:52] What is that fucking noise?

[02:41:57] Does that count as an anomaly?

[02:42:00] If it's only auditorial?

[02:42:03] The rest of the room looks normal.

[02:42:08] It's green.

[02:42:11] It's safe.

[02:42:12] Window?

[02:42:13] You blink four times?

[02:42:14] I don't think blinking matters

[02:42:16] if it's just a little blank.

[02:42:18] As long as things aren't getting too scary, you know?

[02:42:23] Normal room thus far.

[02:42:26] Where are you?

[02:42:29] Morty?

[02:42:30] Where are you?

[02:42:32] Morty?

[02:42:33] Morty?

[02:42:34] Meow again.

[02:42:35] Meow.

[02:42:36] Oh!

[02:42:37] Meow.

[02:42:38] Meow.

[02:42:39] Meow.

[02:42:40] That's not a Gary.

[02:42:41] Morty, can you help me out here, buddy?

[02:42:43] I have to press red on you, man.

[02:42:46] I'm sorry, but I know this room is safe.

[02:42:49] Can you help me out of here, buddy?

[02:42:53] I have to press red on you, man.

[02:42:54] I'm sorry, but I know this room's safe.

[02:42:57] But it's so peaceful with Morty here.

[02:43:00] What if I blink on him again?

[02:43:01] He's posted up.

[02:43:04] Give him a ride.

[02:43:05] Is there a way that I can take Morty out of here with me?

[02:43:08] Who's standing in front of me?

[02:43:16] Is that somebody's hand?

[02:43:17] or what is that?

[02:43:24] What are you, what are we waving?

[02:43:26] That looks like a horse penis or something, oh, it's a hand.

[02:43:30] Okay.

[02:43:32] You're going the wrong way, I'm going up

[02:43:33] if you're meeting me up there.

[02:43:36] I'll see you in the next level, creepy guy.

[02:43:40] I feel like I've seen him in other video games too.

[02:43:42] I don't know if that's like a re-skin

[02:43:43] or they continue through that.

[02:43:44] I don't know who the de-

[02:43:45] Casper?

[02:43:51] A little risky to put a bed sheet on your head nowadays, but...

[02:44:00] What?

[02:44:06] I'm gonna leave before that thing starts attacking me.

[02:44:13] What?

[02:44:15] why did it why did it get all cinematic on me can I stand up wait my chains are

[02:44:23] free god you know how bad that has to hurt 74 hydrogen peroxide on that fun

[02:44:33] YouTube prank oh did he have duct tape over his mouth I was wondering why he

[02:44:39] wasn't talking what if Mike has like an aura to his voice oh do I feel like

[02:44:44] scan this room? How the fuck did I get out of here? Right. Dick? Dick head? Oh my god.

[02:44:58] Wait, is there anything? Oh, I thought it was Frankenstein. It's just a man. It looked like

[02:45:06] Frankenstein earlier. Anything in the kitchen back here? Is this risky for me to like

[02:45:11] Look at all this.

[02:45:14] So dark in this side of the room.

[02:45:16] My God.

[02:45:18] Where's the cat at?

[02:45:20] Morty, I hear you.

[02:45:21] Where are you?

[02:45:22] Oh, is there something outside?

[02:45:28] Oh.

[02:45:31] What?

[02:45:31] Morty, Morty, Morty, don't fucking leave me

[02:45:34] as this creepy woman.

[02:45:35] I would've felt so much safer if the cat was with me.

[02:45:37] Who the hell was that?

[02:45:41] What is she holding?

[02:45:46] Mike just break the window.

[02:45:50] What if I don't and I go chill with Morty for a little bit longer.

[02:45:54] Call John tomorrow 2pm.

[02:45:57] Oh wait, should I have remembered that number?

[02:46:01] Hey buddy, you must be hungry.

[02:46:04] Let's see if we can find you something to eat.

[02:46:07] Bitch, I already saw the fuckin' cat food every year.

[02:46:11] I gotta feed Morty before I leave.

[02:46:14] That's just rude of me if I don't.

[02:46:16] Do I need a bowl or can I just like pour it out onto the floor or something?

[02:46:22] Uh, I need a bowl.

[02:46:24] Anybody know where a cat bowl is? I could call this number too.

[02:46:29] Oh, there's a lot of shit that I could do right now.

[02:46:34] The phone- the phone says, don't break the window.

[02:46:37] Don't be a fool, Mike. What were you hoping to do? Order a pizza? It's time for you to

[02:46:48] go through the door.

[02:46:49] Wait, I can go through the door? We're hungry too. Okay, so they eat me if I walk through

[02:46:56] the door, so the door's out of the play. I think I feed the cat and then break the

[02:47:02] the window. Thoughts? Probably the best maneuver possible. I mean, if I just pour the food on

[02:47:11] the floor of the cattle, eat it, right? Yeah, feed Morty, and then we dip. Oh, maybe I could

[02:47:17] use this kid's head as a bowl. Sorry, I instigated too much. I instigated too much. Now the

[02:47:27] kids gone where did the kid go where did the kid go my god okay where is the

[02:47:33] ball at there's a dog I don't see anything strange about this dog just a

[02:47:38] completely normal cheerful perfectly real dog what is it because it's AI like

[02:47:45] why did it just tell me that where's the fucking cat bowl oh right here

[02:47:54] Morty

[02:48:00] Morty come get your food

[02:48:04] You was a good kitty

[02:48:06] Who's a good kitty? All right chat. So let's walk through the door and get eaten now. I'm gonna break the window

[02:48:12] I don't know if I trust this lady though

[02:48:16] She could be evil, but I'm going to trust her

[02:48:24] It's not a window anymore

[02:48:34] It's not a window anymore, it's not a window anymore

[02:48:40] What am I supposed to do?

[02:48:42] What am I supposed to do?

[02:48:44] And what the fuck?

[02:48:46] And what is this random picture of an AI kid?

[02:48:48] Like why is that there?

[02:48:50] The TV? Oh my god you think the TV is the window?

[02:48:53] Is the window the window to the other world?

[02:48:57] Yeah.

[02:48:59] Welcome to the Cassandra show.

[02:49:04] And today we have with us Mr. Duck, Ricky Raccoon.

[02:49:10] Ricky Raccoon!

[02:49:12] Bobble Bunny!

[02:49:13] Nobody likes Bobble Bunny.

[02:49:18] Cassandra.

[02:49:21] And what will you do, Mike?

[02:49:24] What am I saving one of them?

[02:49:25] Saving her?

[02:49:27] You'd better think about how to save yourself.

[02:49:30] Yeah, of course, Mr. Doc's the one that wants to kill me.

[02:49:34] Is he gonna headbutt this guy?

[02:49:36] Oh my God!

[02:49:38] How can I save myself for being eaten if I walk through this door I die?

[02:49:54] What do I do?

[02:49:55] Alright that's what they said on the phone.

[02:49:59] And I can't call anybody else.

[02:50:02] So I'm just screwed.

[02:50:06] because I fed the cat, the cat will save me.

[02:50:10] Get back in the chair.

[02:50:11] I don't think I can get back in the chair.

[02:50:13] I think I just need to leave.

[02:50:17] But I'm gonna die if I leave.

[02:50:20] That's not Morty.

[02:50:21] What cat is that?

[02:50:22] I can press the fire escape alarm.

[02:50:24] That's not doing much.

[02:50:26] Break the window.

[02:50:26] It's not a fucking window anymore, jackass.

[02:50:30] Come on, it's band three AM.

[02:50:36] Or do you think I just keep hitting it?

[02:50:39] This can't be right.

[02:50:49] I mean, we're tripping out of a way out of chat.

[02:50:51] It's like a prison escape.

[02:50:52] I have a metal spoon, and I'm digging concrete.

[02:50:57] We're going to walk out of the door.

[02:50:59] All right, chat, prepare to be eaten alive.

[02:51:01] This is going to be great.

[02:51:03] What if I just leave, and then it's all

[02:51:04] sunshine and rainbows?

[02:51:06] Maybe it was all a bait.

[02:51:08] What the hell?

[02:51:09] Morty!

[02:51:11] Oh my god, wait, what did he say about the window?

[02:51:13] What did he say about the window?

[02:51:14] What did he say about the window?

[02:51:15] Or not the window, the mirror.

[02:51:17] Oh, he said something about a mirror.

[02:51:19] The dude on the fucking intercom that was IGL-ing me?

[02:51:22] What did he say?

[02:51:26] He said, don't blink?

[02:51:27] There's eyes in the mirror.

[02:51:29] So break the mirror.

[02:51:30] But Morty...

[02:51:32] How is...

[02:51:34] How's Morty over there and over here? That's a fake Morty. I'm gonna hit it with a hammer

[02:51:40] I'm gonna kill this cat, Chad. I'd close your eyes if I were you.

[02:51:45] What the fuck?

[02:51:49] There's eyes in this, so I shouldn't- I should break that.

[02:51:56] God, I look like such a loser.

[02:51:59] What the fuck? Why are my eyes so big?

[02:52:02] I look uncanny. I must add like imagine if this guy was in the corner of your room. That'd be fucking terrifying

[02:52:12] Jake chillin all Jake Jill and all but he looks like a like one of those squeeze things

[02:52:17] Like one of those little alien characters from a five below where you squeeze in their eyes pop out of their head

[02:52:32] What is this?

[02:52:35] Oh, it's a twitch stream.

[02:52:38] Oh my god, am I now the guy that's coming to him?

[02:52:45] I get in the chair and I help him get out.

[02:52:49] No way.

[02:52:51] And I give him my tips and tricks. Jeff the dog.

[02:52:55] No way it's over from this, right?

[02:53:02] Oh God, it's me.

[02:53:07] That guy looks nothing like me.

[02:53:11] Oh my God.

[02:53:15] And then do I just spawn back here?

[02:53:17] Episode 104 completed.

[02:53:20] Wait, so I'm not done.

[02:53:24] Do I play, I continue, right?

[02:53:30] One of four, but how, what other endings would I have gotten?

[02:53:35] Mike, there's a door somewhere here.

[02:53:41] Find it.

[02:53:42] I'll be waiting for you on the other side.

[02:53:49] And the chatter's spanning.

[02:53:51] Hey, wake up.

[02:53:53] Do you hear me?

[02:53:54] Oh, that guy's sound is different.

[02:53:56] Why is that door open?

[02:53:57] Hey, room and shuttle.

[02:53:59] We're ready to go, ready.

[02:54:00] It's like you want to stay here forever.

[02:54:03] Press the button.

[02:54:04] I'll guide you from there.

[02:54:05] Why is there a guy hanging in the corner?

[02:54:08] Together.

[02:54:09] That's what matters most.

[02:54:16] What the fuck is happening?

[02:54:19] Who is that guy?

[02:54:21] Is this a different?

[02:54:24] She was just looking at me.

[02:54:30] What, what?

[02:54:36] Okay, that's, this can't be normal.

[02:54:40] I, that literally can't be normal.

[02:54:43] Uh.

[02:54:46] Have you seen the tall woman already?

[02:54:47] No, who the fuck is this guy in the- is he just a part of the game now?

[02:54:51] Didn't she look kind of...abandoned to you?

[02:54:55] Yeah, I guess.

[02:54:58] That door's open. What is happening with him?

[02:55:01] I'm- okay, wait.

[02:55:03] Why is Green an axe now?

[02:55:07] I'm very confused.

[02:55:13] Wait. Why is Green axe in Check His Rad?

[02:55:17] No, no, no. Get me out of here. Get me out of here. Get me out of here. Get me out of here.

[02:55:22] Which one? It's the opposite now? But I haven't gotten one right.

[02:55:28] There's some of us here.

[02:55:30] Yeah.

[02:55:31] And I don't mean in your room.

[02:55:35] Oh, you mean in yours?

[02:55:38] So, if... okay, this room... well, I have no idea what I'm looking for right now.

[02:55:46] Wait, now it's normal again.

[02:55:56] This room's normal.

[02:55:57] Now it's not, because that thing's flashing red.

[02:56:01] Dude, I am, this is so, okay.

[02:56:05] So the new norm is these things on the ground and this guy hanging in front of me.

[02:56:10] That's normal.

[02:56:13] What the fuck?

[02:56:35] This is normal.

[02:56:38] That guy just moves normally.

[02:56:40] Okay, now we're cutting.

[02:56:43] This guy, it's fine wherever he is.

[02:56:45] You think it's easy to get out of here alone?

[02:56:47] Hey buddy, I'm, I have a way harder job than you did, buddy.

[02:56:51] I played you the first time and your job was a lot easier.

[02:56:53] I just couldn't do it.

[02:56:55] I can see it in the room right now.

[02:56:58] She's looking at me!

[02:57:01] She's looking at me!

[02:57:10] Oh my god, this one's normal as well, this one's normal as well.

[02:57:23] She's going crazy bro, I'm not, because every time I turn at her, she turns away, see?

[02:57:28] It's normal, she looks at me.

[02:57:33] It's me!

[02:57:37] Why aren't his eyes bulging out there?

[02:57:39] Hey.

[02:57:40] Hey.

[02:57:41] Are you real?

[02:57:42] Are you real?

[02:57:43] Wait.

[02:57:44] Wait.

[02:57:45] Please.

[02:57:46] Don't leave.

[02:57:47] Look.

[02:57:48] I'm just sitting.

[02:57:49] I'm not coming closer.

[02:57:50] You're safe.

[02:57:51] Listen.

[02:57:52] Listen carefully.

[02:57:53] I'm stuck here.

[02:57:54] I'm not getting out.

[02:57:55] That's for sure.

[02:57:56] My chair betrayed me.

[02:57:58] But you still have a chance and I'll help you.

[02:58:02] That's my mission now.

[02:58:03] To help people like you.

[02:58:06] Hey.

[02:58:07] Wait.

[02:58:08] Wait, where are you going?

[02:58:10] I'm helping you.

[02:58:11] Stay with me just a little longer, please.

[02:58:14] Wait, did that sound like me?

[02:58:21] What is happening?

[02:58:26] He's gone.

[02:58:28] OK, that was really weird.

[02:58:30] That was really weird.

[02:58:32] That was really weird.

[02:58:33] That was really weird.

[02:58:34] And that upset me.

[02:58:35] But it's OK.

[02:58:37] That's fine. Everything else looks fairly normal to me.

[02:58:42] Hanging guy just chilling in the corner. Another deal.

[02:58:45] We're good. Green.

[02:58:48] Green for go. Green for go next.

[02:58:51] One, three.

[02:58:53] What will you do when you get out of the chair?

[02:58:56] I don't know. Probably go play some more tonight, though.

[02:58:59] Won't you?

[02:59:00] Maybe feed the cat again.

[02:59:01] Where's the Mort level, eh?

[02:59:03] Fed Morty.

[02:59:04] But he didn't come back for me, eh?

[02:59:06] I tried helping him out, but I guess that shows.

[02:59:26] We're gonna go next on that one. I don't like that lady.

[02:59:29] That lady's very mean and tends to attack me most times.

[02:59:34] What was that, what was that?

[02:59:37] Marty!

[02:59:39] Marty!

[02:59:42] What?

[02:59:46] Where?

[03:00:04] That thing doesn't disappear.

[03:00:09] Ah!

[03:00:11] No I just put the red button!

[03:00:14] I'm a jackass!

[03:00:15] Aaaaaaah!

[03:00:18] I literally broke. He just had it four times in a row and I just panicked and pressed red.

[03:00:22] Oh my god. Green button if he doesn't disappear. Green button if he doesn't disappear.

[03:00:26] And then he didn't disappear and I pressed the red button.

[03:00:29] Oh!

[03:00:32] Well, speed bump?

[03:00:34] I

[03:00:45] That has to be some sort of crime

[03:00:51] Don't worry Chappell see is this Morty normal

[03:01:04] That Morty... That Morty is normal Morty. That's something Morty would do.

[03:01:15] Okay? Normal Morty.

[03:01:18] I have been thinking here. What if a chair isn't a punishment? What if it's a door?

[03:01:24] And we just don't know how to open it.

[03:01:26] Double Morty? I don't know.

[03:01:31] Double more double more level. Maybe we just got lucky morning. I know

[03:01:37] don't fall

[03:01:39] Stop looking at me

[03:01:42] Morning. Oh

[03:01:44] Okay, he's safe

[03:01:46] Morning. I have to press right on you man. You already know that sorry

[03:01:50] I'll see you later bud

[03:01:53] You'd be safe now, right

[03:01:55] One time, in one of the rooms, I saw a woman in white.

[03:02:00] She was just sitting on the table.

[03:02:03] Can you believe that?

[03:02:05] As if she lived here.

[03:02:07] I left that room as fast as I could.

[03:02:12] Is that like foreshadowing?

[03:02:14] Like, I'm gonna see that at some point.

[03:02:16] I hate how they're opening the door.

[03:02:18] The door.

[03:02:21] This room's normal, right?

[03:02:23] picture on the floor? There's no picture on the floor.

[03:02:30] God, I hate that.

[03:02:35] Windows normal. Windows should be open on this one. We have to

[03:02:38] like remember the changes. This room is safe.

[03:02:48] Easy.

[03:02:53] I don't know. This one's giving bad vibes.

[03:03:01] Kind of looks a little too clean as well. I'm sorry.

[03:03:12] What do I do in that situation? There was a hand.

[03:03:23] 3, 2, 1.

[03:03:27] Broxel.

[03:03:31] No, I still won. Easy.

[03:03:35] He didn't get me for shit, jackass.

[03:03:39] Thought he was really gonna fold my...

[03:03:47] That guy be movin' around too much.

[03:03:51] She's staring at me. I think everything else is safe. I'm hearing a whistling sound from

[03:03:59] outside. Sound comms aren't anomalies. This one's safe.

[03:04:16] That's so disheartening. That's so disheartening. We were so close.

[03:04:20] I once heard that wherever you are, within three meters.

[03:04:25] Yeah, let me shut you off right there, pal.

[03:04:27] We're at level zero.

[03:04:28] I don't think I'm gonna hear your yapping, bud.

[03:04:30] All right, now you can talk to me.

[03:04:32] You're not the first here, that's for sure.

[03:04:34] Oh yeah?

[03:04:41] Why's she standing crotch out like that?

[03:04:44] Hi.

[03:04:46] Morty!

[03:04:47] Attack her!

[03:04:48] Attack her!

[03:04:49] He's a hacker, Morty!

[03:04:51] Here!

[03:04:57] Wow, Morty actually coming up clutched his...

[03:05:05] Why is Morty in like all of these levels though?

[03:05:10] He's making like a Death Star appearance.

[03:05:12] Now he's just a regular, he's a regular guy.

[03:05:16] What was that?

[03:05:18] People of the Ragnophobia would probably fucking despise this game, like every other anomaly

[03:05:32] is a spider of some sort.

[03:05:37] Weird movement from over here.

[03:05:38] We get another Morty level another freebie not another fake Morty now I

[03:05:52] Think this room stays

[03:05:55] Yeah

[03:06:02] We're in five we're getting close

[03:06:08] I think this one's also safe. He is moving abnormally close to me. Can you move cam now?

[03:06:28] Where the fuck am I going to move cam, you idiot?

[03:06:31] and save. I should have double-checked more. Watch it, I'm gonna go back to zero.

[03:06:36] Oh my god!

[03:06:51] What?! Dude, he's literally bumping around the whole fucking yard, bro!

[03:06:56] We're speedrunning.

[03:07:02] We're speedrunning back.

[03:07:03] It's because I didn't blink.

[03:07:05] Bro, but I thought him just moving it all like that would be weird because he's like

[03:07:08] normally just there.

[03:07:09] What was the room say?

[03:07:14] Okay, I think I was wrong.

[03:07:21] I wish I had- Oh my God!

[03:07:24] Lock in!

[03:07:25] Lock in!

[03:07:26] We're gonna be on this game forever.

[03:07:27] They have a beer with you sometime.

[03:07:30] And talk about all this madness.

[03:07:33] I really do, but you understand.

[03:07:45] Say it.

[03:07:49] I'm certain.

[03:07:53] You need easy anomalies.

[03:07:56] What do you like to see?

[03:08:04] Another one.

[03:08:05] Another one.

[03:08:07] She normally doesn't have that cup of juice on the table with her, does she?

[03:08:11] Does she always have that juice?

[03:08:15] Morty!

[03:08:16] That's a fake Morty.

[03:08:19] It's green on a big party.

[03:08:29] Hey listen, my announcer, my announcer helped me a lot, but I'm worried.

[03:08:41] Ohhhh!

[03:08:45] Morty coming in clutch again!

[03:08:50] Alright, wrong form, wrong form.

[03:08:55] Okay, so do I!

[03:09:04] Jack, ice field, bang!

[03:09:07] Right there.

[03:09:08] Right there, look at her!

[03:09:10] You thought you got me on that one. See ya! See ya!

[03:09:15] Halfway there. Halfway there. Walk in.

[03:09:25] Hold pause.

[03:09:27] You pressed the wrong button, and now, I'm closer.

[03:09:55] Nice prank there, Mike.

[03:09:57] Nice prank there, other me.

[03:10:00] I think this room's safe, right?

[03:10:04] Wait.

[03:10:07] Scanning.

[03:10:08] Ah.

[03:10:14] We're good.

[03:10:16] Number six!

[03:10:18] Number six!

[03:10:21] Yes!

[03:10:23] Boom.

[03:10:24] See, that doesn't count as an anomaly though.

[03:10:52] That counts as a hallucination.

[03:10:58] We're technically still in the green.

[03:11:02] Was that supposed to be Mike on the intercom?

[03:11:04] I think Mike on the intercom just died.

[03:11:06] I think I'm just running here with no support right now.

[03:11:09] We're in a 1v5 situation.

[03:11:13] We're going green.

[03:11:16] We're going green.

[03:11:19] Number seven? Yep, called it.

[03:11:21] Easy. Let's lock it in here, chat. Two more.

[03:11:26] Two more and then we got to do it all over again twice. That's probably harder

[03:11:31] rules.

[03:11:39] Nothing. Nothing. Nothing. Room scanning. Safe safe safe safe safe safe safe safe.

[03:11:50] Recap, please. I'm stuck in this chair and I have to find anomalies. After I find all

[03:11:57] nine I get a leave and I have to voice-com to another me that takes my place. We're

[03:12:01] like perpetually cloning ourselves and stuck here and we have to find our way

[03:12:04] out. But every time I get back in the chair as somebody knew there's new

[03:12:09] rules, new things added. I think this room's also safe. There's no rain.

[03:12:20] So you're saying this is red.

[03:12:32] There's rain.

[03:12:35] rain. If you guys are wrong, I swear to fuck, I'm not listening to chat ever again. Oh my

[03:12:58] Oh my god, you guys are goaded.

[03:13:00] You guys are fucking goaded.

[03:13:02] Please, please be a Morty level.

[03:13:08] Okay, I am on the trigger once she picks up her head.

[03:13:11] Maybe she'll disappear.

[03:13:13] She can't find her head.

[03:13:15] She'll laugh!

[03:13:16] Oh wait, no, you can't hear me.

[03:13:19] Oh, that's kinda hurt.

[03:13:21] Some of the chubb-

[03:13:21] Oh my god, am I gonna die?

[03:13:25] Oh, thank fuck.

[03:13:29] Wow, I thought that was gonna kill me.

[03:13:31] Wait, why is there Santa Claus?

[03:13:45] You don't think I should just break out of that chair?

[03:13:47] Just brute force it?

[03:13:49] i think the scars are showing that i tried

[03:13:59] i'm immediately going to stand up

[03:14:01] that ladies dancing outside don't like that

[03:14:05] but you make me smile

[03:14:07] and for some reason

[03:14:09] you also make me want to dance

[03:14:15] what is she doing out here

[03:14:18] Yo lady, what's going on?

[03:14:20] Is she gone insane?

[03:14:22] Oh, she's starting to look crazy now.

[03:14:24] Wait, I can't move.

[03:14:37] Jesus.

[03:14:38] Do you want to dance with me, Mike?

[03:14:45] Son of a...

[03:14:47] So annoying. So annoying. So annoying. She's just gonna giggle the whole time.

[03:14:58] Yo, what is this kid doing, bro? Turn the channel off. She's gonna get all grumpy.

[03:15:05] Hey, big dog, you need some help? Is this my family? Oh my god, is that Michael V. Jordan?

[03:15:16] Or Will Smith.

[03:15:18] It's like a mixture of the two.

[03:15:24] What?!

[03:15:25] Oh my god!

[03:15:26] We're a part of that show!

[03:15:32] Oh shit.

[03:15:33] Purple.

[03:15:34] That means I'm the raccoon.

[03:15:40] Yo, could she shut the fuck up?

[03:15:44] Who's this?

[03:15:45] You two look familiar. I'll be watching you.

[03:15:49] Is that King Wolves and someone else?

[03:15:52] That's not Kase out of chat. That's King Wolves and someone else.

[03:15:58] Who is Red Hair?

[03:16:00] That's not Kase out of chat. Kase isn't we're a headband.

[03:16:03] That's 100% King Wolves.

[03:16:09] Hi Mike.

[03:16:11] Yo!

[03:16:12] Sorry.

[03:16:13] What?

[03:16:14] Sorry, this has passed down to you.

[03:16:17] I know.

[03:16:19] I know you were afraid your whole life would be coming like me.

[03:16:23] Is this my dad?

[03:16:24] I know that you chose to become a scientist to cure yourself.

[03:16:30] I know all of that.

[03:16:32] And I also know that instead, you decided to run away.

[03:16:38] You pathetic little coward.

[03:16:41] Alright, Matthew McConaughey.

[03:16:42] I'm hoping someone else could save you.

[03:16:45] Huh?

[03:16:46] Or maybe just to steal someone else's body.

[03:16:49] Is that what it was, Mike?

[03:16:52] Oh my God, am I evil?

[03:16:55] You know, you know I have everything worked.

[03:16:59] I'm not jealous.

[03:17:00] Tell them that I'm not.

[03:17:04] Tell them that I'm not.

[03:17:07] I'm sad.

[03:17:08] Fuck off.

[03:17:09] Just.

[03:17:10] A wheelchair. Wait, what? So my part is like some sick experiment to try and like take somebody

[03:17:20] else's body? Oh my god and I'm paralyzed. Wait, that's what the wheelchair was. This is getting

[03:17:27] I'm mad weird. Tell me it's a safe room.

[03:17:29] No, no, no, no, no. Oh, shit.

[03:17:35] Where is... chair?

[03:17:40] What does this mean? Do I need to find the chair?

[03:17:49] Marty! Don't be evil, Marty.

[03:17:52] Hey.

[03:17:55] Who are you?

[03:17:55] Do you have a name tag?

[03:17:58] Morty.

[03:18:00] Morty.

[03:18:02] What?

[03:18:04] So that one I get stuck there?

[03:18:07] Bro, I'm so confused.

[03:18:10] Alright, run it back. We got a first try next one.

[03:18:17] Spawn me back in. Spawn me back in.

[03:18:20] Put me in there.

[03:18:22] Mike, you need to get out.

[03:18:24] Stop feeding the room

[03:18:28] It's getting stronger every time. Yeah, it gets harder every time to the

[03:18:33] Rules you made for it. Oh

[03:18:36] Wait, so it's starting to bend the rules fully. That's why I keep learning about evil Morty

[03:18:43] Evil Morty regular Morty. Oh god, this room's gonna be fucked. Oh

[03:18:49] God doors wide open

[03:18:55] There's a wide open and I can't move at all. There's gonna be somebody behind me

[03:19:00] You're so you're making so much wider compared to the game chat. Is it good?

[03:19:03] I don't think it's bad most of the time the game's not like loud at all

[03:19:13] Yeah, what is that a gate to hell just walk through the corridor and this what is that I'm just

[03:19:24] I will help you.

[03:19:28] Obviously like a fat blob resident evil creature on the other side of that. Can you see that?

[03:19:34] Oh my god, he's still there.

[03:19:38] He's getting closer.

[03:19:40] Is that...

[03:19:42] I mean, I assume that's normal.

[03:19:45] Why would they give me an anomaly first game, right?

[03:19:48] All right.

[03:19:51] Ah.

[03:19:54] Oh, zero.

[03:19:57] Okay.

[03:19:58] All right, all right.

[03:19:59] We're bragging about how bad I'm doing now, I guess.

[03:20:02] Okay, there's a little demon hand

[03:20:03] that's gonna give me a little sign.

[03:20:05] Are they gonna show eight, both fingers?

[03:20:14] Yeah, like his big ass is getting real close.

[03:20:18] I...

[03:20:20] do not...

[03:20:22] dismit.

[03:20:27] I...

[03:20:29] smile.

[03:20:31] A spider that had my head?

[03:20:34] Show me one.

[03:20:35] Show me one!

[03:20:36] There we go!

[03:20:37] How you show me eight big doggies without both hands?

[03:20:40] All right thunder and lightning is red

[03:20:49] Fat blob guy moves towards me at a slow pace

[03:20:55] I really do want to see him. I don't want to wait for him. I feel like I'm on a

[03:21:02] A shot clock, maybe?

[03:21:04] Like I die if I can't decide in that time frame.

[03:21:07] This one's safe.

[03:21:11] The deer wasn't facing you.

[03:21:13] Now trust me, you show me a big tail.

[03:21:22] Deer wasn't facing you.

[03:21:29] A distinguished gentleman, we're back at one.

[03:21:32] Yeah, what's going on hey hey feels like hell huh yep I would say this is pretty

[03:21:43] close to what I would assume that was like trade places with you listen there

[03:21:49] are rules just three of them first the watcher is terrifying but not dangerous

[03:21:57] He's not from around here, he just watches. It helps him.

[03:22:03] Okay.

[03:22:04] Second rule, we, our other versions, are dangerous.

[03:22:10] Okay.

[03:22:11] If you see yourself in the room, get out.

[03:22:14] Fast.

[03:22:15] Okay.

[03:22:16] Most of us lose our minds while still sitting in the chair.

[03:22:19] Third rule, Morty is a friend.

[03:22:22] Yeah, I already knew that.

[03:22:24] So kind. He's the only reason I'm still holding on.

[03:22:30] He hasn't come to me in so long. I miss him so much.

[03:22:38] Yeah, good luck out there.

[03:22:41] Okay, so if I see myself immediately leave, like don't even blink?

[03:22:46] I suppose. How can you wait?

[03:22:49] To get out of here you'll need five correct answers.

[03:22:54] Wait, isn't that cock chair normally sitting? Or now?

[03:23:04] What the fuck is that?

[03:23:08] Oh my god, she just ate a piece of my head?

[03:23:24] Like to okay

[03:23:33] Not seeing any of myself he's casually watching

[03:23:42] This is a normal room

[03:23:48] But why was it the deer facing me he's getting a lot closer

[03:23:54] Uh, I need to make a decision. This is safe.

[03:24:01] Give me a three, give me a three, give me a three, give me a three, give me a three.

[03:24:05] Not a zero.

[03:24:10] Well that means this one's safe.

[03:24:16] Try Caleb next time. What is Caleb? One.

[03:24:20] Fire's getting sucked into the fire.

[03:24:26] That's abnormal.

[03:24:30] Chill. Easy.

[03:24:35] He shouldn't have died like that.

[03:24:38] Cass.

[03:24:40] He was getting blind.

[03:24:42] He was hard of hearing all Cass.

[03:24:45] Was it always on the floor?

[03:24:47] Oh! It's falling towards me! I was like, why are we playing this epic music?

[03:25:00] It's my own mind! The deer's not looking at me. Doesn't the deer normally look at me?

[03:25:16] It's like side-eyeing me.

[03:25:20] Red Room.

[03:25:24] Red Room, Red Room. He normally looks at me like that.

[03:25:28] Oh, shit. Wait. Did I just fuck up?

[03:25:32] See, he normally looks at me like that. Oh, there we go, four.

[03:25:36] Oh, my God. We're like so close.

[03:25:40] If he's a spider creature, if he's a spider creature disappeared, why is the deer looking

[03:25:51] that way?

[03:25:52] Is that normal?

[03:25:53] Is that normal?

[03:25:54] That's not normal, but oh, he was looking.

[03:26:01] I feel like he just moves around.

[03:26:03] I can't really tell what the deer creature does.

[03:26:07] Holy shit, dude. You just fucking get the hell out of my hand. That's five

[03:26:22] I'm blind

[03:26:33] Was she wrapping her hands around my head

[03:26:37] Hershey

[03:26:42] He's not looking at me. Oh God, we're so close. We're so close

[03:26:48] Is this safe or not? I can't tell what the deer had. The deer has really thrown me off

[03:26:56] Dude do I get ready letter green letter green he's almost here

[03:27:07] That's an instant rat.

[03:27:11] That's an instant rat.

[03:27:12] How the hell do I get out of here?

[03:27:13] That's an instant rat, right?

[03:27:14] Damn it.

[03:27:15] Curse this.

[03:27:16] Instant rat.

[03:27:17] You're back damn bastard!

[03:27:18] See?

[03:27:19] Stop!

[03:27:20] Stop!

[03:27:21] Fuck you!

[03:27:22] I was told by the other guy to leave your ass.

[03:27:25] Don't tell me zero.

[03:27:27] Why?

[03:27:30] Paul Morty.

[03:27:33] Where?

[03:27:35] Where?

[03:27:37] Morty!

[03:27:41] Ohhhh!

[03:27:44] My good Morty!

[03:27:49] That's bad Morty!

[03:27:59] What was that noise?

[03:28:05] RrR RrrrRRRRR

[03:28:11] Hey, It's me, Mike!

[03:28:15] Nooo

[03:28:18] You want me to keep my eyes closed?

[03:28:20] Ahhhh

[03:28:25] Paws, putty, what?!

[03:28:26] I was going to press green on this one.

[03:28:45] Big Lardo's getting close, got to make a decision.

[03:28:47] Confident that he throws up a two here.

[03:28:53] three. That's calculated that. Wait, close that. Close that noise. Close that noise.

[03:29:07] Yeah, couch is moving closer.

[03:29:16] Four.

[03:29:17] Do you ever notice how the chair gets a little more comfortable over time?

[03:29:23] Yeah, it's a vibe, it's a nice chair.

[03:29:25] Yeah, Mike, I know you didn't.

[03:29:27] Smells a little like Asda.

[03:29:35] Here, looks at me, good news.

[03:29:38] Ooh.

[03:29:40] Hi.

[03:29:43] I'm okay. I'm okay. No, don't go back to your chair.

[03:29:46] FUUUUUUUUUACK!

[03:29:49] You've heard stories about a go-

[03:29:56] Ohhh.

[03:29:57] This woman appearing in the room.

[03:30:00] Nonsense, right?

[03:30:02] Ghost on-

[03:30:05] I'mma cut you off right there, bro. That kid looks about five four hundred and eighty pounds right now.

[03:30:10] That's a big one. Don't even need it.

[03:30:12] Yep, show me it.

[03:30:13] There we go.

[03:30:14] There we go. I need to get back to 9%, I need it 5%.

[03:30:20] Hi!

[03:30:22] Easy, too.

[03:30:24] I don't think I need 9 on this one.

[03:30:26] I do mean they can move too fast, though.

[03:30:28] Normally, is there a painting normally there?

[03:30:30] I don't remember now.

[03:30:34] I feel like the painting's not normally there.

[03:30:40] No, the painting's not normally there, right?

[03:30:42] I only need five on this one way that makes me feel so much better

[03:30:51] Shit safe certain of it

[03:30:55] What do you mean you need five you had five before maybe six because it doesn't make nine total

[03:30:59] We're gonna have four I don't think I ever had five

[03:31:19] One more that fire is hotter than normal maybe

[03:31:25] See that's what I don't know. I feel like that fire is overflowing.

[03:31:32] The fire is bigger than normal.

[03:31:35] Yes, the building is starting to burn.

[03:31:39] I am actually cooking straight gas right now.

[03:31:43] Five.

[03:31:45] Ahhhh.

[03:31:46] Close your eyes.

[03:31:47] I am not understanding how I failed right there what should I just

[03:32:10] I'm listening to that dude in the chair. I was told never to interact with a motherfucker

[03:32:26] I'm sure that looks like me.

[03:32:28] What makes you think I'm even talking to you?

[03:32:31] We're not having a conversation.

[03:32:34] Maybe I'm just a recording.

[03:32:38] Maybe I don't exist.

[03:32:41] I'm certain this room's safe.

[03:32:44] Certain.

[03:32:46] I

[03:32:52] Just heard some weird shit. I think I'm dead wrong. It's gonna be back to zero. Oh

[03:32:56] My god, it's gonna be back to zero. Don't show me a zero. Don't show me a zero. Oh my god, great. Thanks, fuck

[03:33:03] Why is this impossible?

[03:33:16] He's getting close real quick seems safe green we just got to make a decision man. I'm not gonna find anything

[03:33:32] Show me five. Show me five. Show me five or four four four four not zero not zero not zero

[03:33:46] That fat guy's not in there.

[03:34:01] Oh, no, yes.

[03:34:15] Safe.

[03:34:18] Safe.

[03:34:19] I gotta make the play.

[03:34:20] I gotta make the play.

[03:34:22] Tell me.

[03:34:23] Tell me.

[03:34:24] Show me five.

[03:34:25] Show me five.

[03:34:27] Show me five.

[03:34:28] Ooh, what now what?

[03:34:32] Now what?

[03:34:33] Bro, do I actually have, what?

[03:34:36] The battle.

[03:34:39] The battle of two cats.

[03:34:41] Good morning, Wyn!

[03:34:46] Fight his ankles!

[03:34:49] This shows me I've suppressed two different things at the same time right now.

[03:34:54] One of them has to die.

[03:34:57] Evil morning wins I press green.

[03:35:01] Good morning wins I press red.

[03:35:04] What?!

[03:35:07] One of them has to win.

[03:35:37] if that was the wrong place

[03:36:07] Aw, yeah, teach him a lesson.

[03:36:10] Yeah, teach him a lesson.

[03:36:11] You know, fuck with you.

[03:36:13] All right, Brad.

[03:36:18] Wait, okay, I pressed red here,

[03:36:21] but now this should be six.

[03:36:23] Why do I just keep getting five?

[03:36:26] What?

[03:36:29] Bro.

[03:36:32] What?

[03:36:32] I know it's Morty again.

[03:36:34] What are you looking at me like that fuck what's he doing there big dog

[03:36:51] Right again

[03:36:54] Dingle for the

[03:36:56] 67 subs thank him if you've got a seven thank you for the 67 fucking gift is

[03:37:01] High ball grid ram and a for the sub rent and spoke for the sub band and I am the sub six

[03:37:05] I take it a three looking at punch for the sub I and I aren't thinking for the five gifts case X

[03:37:09] 67 think of it at 300 buddies was taken out of three and Dingell think of it the 67 fucking gift is

[03:37:15] Bro, this has to be getting me through the room now, right? Why do I just keep getting shown fine?

[03:37:21] You know, is anybody understanding what's happening right now?

[03:37:27] You know what you have to close your eyes when you see those things

[03:37:31] Because there's a good chance you've already gone mad and nothing's really in the-

[03:37:47] It's gonna show me a zero.

[03:37:51] Yo, explain what the fuck is happening. I was just on five four times in a fucking row.

[03:37:57] chat yeah it's nine but he only shows me five I'm now back at fucking zero are

[03:38:03] we serious

[03:38:09] and now there's a rock concert

[03:38:20] that was a sick song now editor might need to believe that that may have been

[03:38:25] full copy right I think I think a pitch black room is probably a bad flight

[03:38:55] Dude, this game is actually starting to piss me off if I fucking don't pass this.

[03:39:02] Do I have to get to nine or six?

[03:39:05] What am I getting to?

[03:39:07] Just the fucking demon.

[03:39:09] I wonder why the door is so well-lit.

[03:39:11] I never wonder why the door is so well-lit.

[03:39:14] Ahhhh!

[03:39:16] It's nothing.

[03:39:18] They want us to have a cool night.

[03:39:21] It makes us...

[03:39:23] Ahhhh!

[03:39:24] It's a party.

[03:39:25] Is she gonna want to be back there?

[03:39:27] Ahhhh!

[03:39:27] Woooah!

[03:39:35] Mike is dead!

[03:39:38] I can die?

[03:39:41] Mike, you need to get out.

[03:39:43] Yeah!

[03:39:44] What?

[03:39:45] Uh, hi.

[03:39:46] Does this thing work?

[03:39:47] What the fuck just happened?

[03:39:48] Why are you introducing yourself again, Mike?

[03:39:49] I already know how the game works, pal.

[03:39:50] What the fuck?

[03:39:51] Show me a one.

[03:39:52] A zero.

[03:39:53] Okay.

[03:39:54] That's fair.

[03:39:55] Let's get green again.

[03:39:56] Okay.

[03:39:57] Okay.

[03:39:58] Okay.

[03:39:59] Okay.

[03:40:00] Okay.

[03:40:01] Okay.

[03:40:02] Okay.

[03:40:03] Okay.

[03:40:04] Okay.

[03:40:05] Okay.

[03:40:06] That's fair. Let's get green again.

[03:40:11] Oh my god.

[03:40:14] I'll put the zero down.

[03:40:18] Is she still running me? Is she still running me? Is she still running me?

[03:40:24] Oh, what the?

[03:40:26] Oh, I heard that fucking couch move closer.

[03:40:31] Alright, now it's starting to repeat. I've been failing so many times.

[03:40:36] One.

[03:40:43] Fire's getting sucked in.

[03:40:46] Blinking does nothing. Now we're at two.

[03:40:49] Chat, I've literally memorized all of this.

[03:40:52] Watch.

[03:40:54] Watch me cook.

[03:40:56] Okay? Not so bad.

[03:40:58] Never.

[03:41:00] Anger.

[03:41:01] The spider.

[03:41:03] You hear me?

[03:41:05] for three

[03:41:13] Yeah, we saw spider with some other some other Mike space

[03:41:17] Okay, you already just said never anger the spider. Why are you shaking? Yeah?

[03:41:24] Why you look at that way?

[03:41:26] This one's normal, it's green, it's green, it's green, it's green, yeah, Mike on the intercoms

[03:41:40] needs to shut the fuck up and let me walk in.

[03:41:42] Do you really think we're actually talking to each other?

[03:41:46] No.

[03:41:47] No, Mike, that's not how it works.

[03:41:50] The room, listens to what I say, and then passes on to you, whatever it wants.

[03:41:58] And if it doesn't left me...

[03:42:04] Yeah, the room shut your ass up real quick, eh, buddy?

[03:42:09] Why's there poop coming out of the walls?

[03:42:15] Green for good.

[03:42:17] I'm getting so fucking physically angry at this right now, chat.

[03:42:39] Oh my god, it's red.

[03:42:41] Oh my god, it's red.

[03:42:42] Oh my god, it's red.

[03:42:43] Show me a zero.

[03:42:44] Show me a fucking fat zero, gun.

[03:42:46] There we go.

[03:42:48] Oh, sorry.

[03:42:50] Brad, Brad, Brad.

[03:42:52] Yo, I literally mute the intercoms.

[03:42:54] How do I death in V.C. right now, because this is crazy.

[03:42:56] Yo, Mike, stop chirping!

[03:42:58] Mike!

[03:43:00] There's something you should know about Morty.

[03:43:02] Yeah, what about Morty?

[03:43:04] He's not our friend.

[03:43:06] Okay, Morty's not our friend.

[03:43:08] Not what the other guy said.

[03:43:10] I'm gonna full stand on business.

[03:43:12] That Morty's my fucking boy.

[03:43:14] I'm alright. I'm alright, fake mic. I'm the real mic. Show me 3. Show me 3. There we go.

[03:43:30] That makes me happy.

[03:43:32] normal normal normal normal green please please please no bullshit please no

[03:43:54] bullshit please no bullshit give me an easy anomaly easy anomaly don't show me

[03:43:58] Okay, okay, okay, okay, you can work with that.

[03:44:03] What?

[03:44:06] I think it might disappear.

[03:44:08] She disappears.

[03:44:13] I got that one wrong last time.

[03:44:18] Screen.

[03:44:22] We're at five.

[03:44:25] We're at five, this is big.

[03:44:27] This is big.

[03:44:29] Do I win at six?

[03:44:39] Don't listen to the dark spider

[03:44:43] Show me sex show me sex

[03:44:48] How do I win how do I win I'm at sex

[03:44:55] How do I win do I have to get to nine?

[03:44:58] And just remember?

[03:45:00] 9...8...7...6...

[03:45:10] Oh my God!

[03:45:12] Bro, do I hit red or do I wait?

[03:45:15] It's not disappearing, I hit red.

[03:45:17] 5...

[03:45:28] Yo, you're joking, right? This is a hallucination? Somebody tell me I blanked. Yo, if it says

[03:45:55] Mike is it? Yo, yo, Morty! Morty's getting loose! Morty's getting loose! Morty!

[03:46:00] My fucking guy! My fucking guy! Morty cut me loose, dude. If I had a resa-

[03:46:05] I would have actually crashed out. I would have said this game is dogshit.

[03:46:10] How am I supposed to know I'm blanking these knockout away?

[03:46:15] Oh my god, Morty, you're a savior.

[03:46:18] Oh, come on. Am I still in the chair?

[03:46:25] Okay, am I done? How many fingers is that?

[03:46:32] Am I safe? Oh, do I go through there?

[03:46:38] Yo, screw that stupid kid.

[03:46:41] Like, something's not right with me.

[03:46:44] Oh, your tummy hurts? Oh, you want me to hit you in the head with a hammer? Maybe that'll make it better.

[03:46:50] Idiot. Break the window.

[03:46:55] All right, so window break is not an option, maybe we ring the phone.

[03:47:13] From another night.

[03:47:14] You may leave a request for anything you might need, but do what we can.

[03:47:18] Our feelings toward you haven't changed, my name.

[03:47:22] But after everything that happened, we think you might need a little more space.

[03:47:30] After everything that happened, I need a little more space.

[03:47:33] So maybe that wasn't mine.

[03:47:34] Okay, let me go interact with Kitty real quick.

[03:47:36] Thank you for saving my life, Lody.

[03:47:38] I very much appreciate you.

[03:47:40] Why am I picking it up?

[03:47:42] Okay, this is getting weird.

[03:47:44] I don't know what I'd do without you yeah maybe Morty is like an AI CIA plan and

[03:47:55] he's here to make me think that he's helping me but in reality he's the

[03:47:59] reason I'm stuck here that'd be a crazy twist yo what's here what's this I've

[03:48:06] I've got a bad feeling about this.

[03:48:10] OOF!

[03:48:16] What the fuck?

[03:48:20] Yo!

[03:48:24] Yo, do I leave through the door or do I walk down this creepy path?

[03:48:29] I'm gonna walk down the creepy path.

[03:48:31] This can't be good.

[03:48:37] What the hell?

[03:48:42] Okay, so I'm infinitely stuck here.

[03:48:45] And let's go through the door.

[03:48:48] Open.

[03:48:49] Yes.

[03:48:52] Hey buddy, what happened?

[03:48:54] Morty says don't enter.

[03:48:55] Morty says no good.

[03:48:58] Oh shit.

[03:49:00] No, no, no, no.

[03:49:05] Am I stuck in a meat trap?

[03:49:06] What is this?

[03:49:07] Somebody's intestines?

[03:49:09] Morty, take me.

[03:49:11] Morty, you could've put like a door stop in the door or something.

[03:49:14] I mean, aren't you like a super genius that's like...

[03:49:21] Oh my God, is this how many meaties have been in this?

[03:49:29] Again.

[03:49:30] Got that YouTube YouTube thumbnail face

[03:49:36] There should be the end of episode three we have one more oh my god, it's gonna be impossible

[03:49:45] Dude am I just back in the apartment again

[03:49:49] It's evil Morty

[03:49:53] You've been after it the entire time haven't you I already know what's going to happen to me. Oh, I'm gonna die

[03:49:59] That is a malnourished cat. I could strangle that man.

[03:50:03] May I speak with him?

[03:50:04] Who's him?

[03:50:05] Who's him?

[03:50:11] After that, may I speak to him?

[03:50:14] What?

[03:50:15] Bro, this next one's gonna be so hard.

[03:50:21] This next one's gonna be actually fucking impossible.

[03:50:24] The room has almost won.

[03:50:26] Yeah, I mean I'm winning but apparently I'm losing.

[03:50:30] Morty's losing his strength.

[03:50:33] What do you mean Morty's losing his strength?

[03:50:38] Goodbye.

[03:50:39] Yo, maybe I'm in a coma.

[03:50:41] How much treatment about that's how this game ends.

[03:50:44] Every horror game, I'm in a coma.

[03:50:46] I'm in a coma and I'm hearing my family talk to me from the other side.

[03:50:52] All right, there's like octopus tentacles on the fucking ceiling now

[03:50:58] What's that all about

[03:51:01] You need to get to level 67 to survive

[03:51:07] There are many anomalies

[03:51:17] Oh my god, really

[03:51:22] Hey, don't you think that's a little cheap? I thought that was the norm.

[03:51:28] Hey, don't you think that's a little cheap? I kind of thought that that was like the normal doll figure.

[03:51:35] Didn't really know that was an anomaly. That was to kill me.

[03:51:38] But, you know, okay, I guess that's fair.

[03:51:42] Is that thing going to kill me again or...?

[03:51:54] Oh, like, I can't look at it too long, or it kills me.

[03:52:08] What the fuck?

[03:52:09] How am I supposed to know what's normal or not?

[03:52:12] I mean, like the room's pitch black.

[03:52:16] Mike, we always remember everything when we stand in front of the mirror.

[03:52:24] I don't know why, but no one does.

[03:52:28] In that moment, you feel that you will die.

[03:52:33] Whoa.

[03:52:34] I'm getting real grim.

[03:52:38] Yo, there's not even an anomaly counter.

[03:52:43] I'm very confused.

[03:52:46] I think I might only just have to press green.

[03:52:49] I'm not sure.

[03:52:49] I'm not seeing anything different.

[03:52:52] I'm hearing something, though.

[03:52:56] Mike's not talking to me this time.

[03:53:04] I've seen things like these before, but they were more restrained, maybe they didn't seem

[03:53:28] See chat is there a counter y'all are peeping anywhere or

[03:53:39] Is this room looks normal too

[03:53:43] Like I'm not knowing am I looking for something

[03:53:58] I'll see you later now. Hey, hey, before you finish wrapping me up and kill me, I'm getting a little nauseous from that. That was disgusting.

[03:54:06] We fight so desperately to escape. I never start to think that we're already part of this damn thing.

[03:54:17] And what is that character? Is that like just some random thing they added? Like, I don't understand. Is that part of the fucking story?

[03:54:23] Yeah, he's just like a jester that just randomly shows up every 15 levels.

[03:54:41] Hey, check. There's no level counter.

[03:54:49] How do I know what I'm at?

[03:55:23] What the fuck?!

[03:55:32] Oh no, I'm now just gonna reset.

[03:55:36] Oh god. How I hate them. And they do that at the same time.

[03:55:43] You just lose your mind and mess with it. No more problems.

[03:55:47] I've seen them anyways. Other mikes, they're happy there.

[03:55:55] Happy here?

[03:56:00] No way any of them are happy here. Maybe with Morty, but, you know, he's a busy man.

[03:56:08] You're not going to see him very often.

[03:56:11] see like is there a is there a level counter is there a level counter

[03:56:20] oh my god and it's safe because it disappeared again dude I can't with these I really can't

[03:56:32] with these I really I really fucking can't like I am I am I at in my am I stride is

[03:56:38] Is this a part of the story or am I striving towards a specific amount succeeded?

[03:56:42] Am I just supposed to guess what I'm at?

[03:56:45] Where's the demon fingers fucking pointing to how many I have?

[03:56:50] What?

[03:56:51] Oh my god.

[03:56:52] Yeah, what are you gonna do?

[03:56:53] This is some BDSM shit.

[03:56:55] I fucking hate that guy.

[03:57:03] Randomly shows up crawling at me on his hands and knees.

[03:57:08] Come on have you ever thought that there's actually no speaker in the room?

[03:57:13] Yeah, I'm just hearing you in my head.

[03:57:15] It's so stupid.

[03:57:17] You're in the whole powerful room that can be everything.

[03:57:21] You let you forgot something as simple as a way to communicate.

[03:57:25] So dumb.

[03:57:33] I'm here and shit. I'm here and shit.

[03:57:36] I'm freaking out a little bit, but I don't understand.

[03:57:42] I might green.

[03:57:43] I maybe shouldn't have gone green.

[03:57:49] There's a speaker there now.

[03:57:51] Hey, that's weird.

[03:57:53] That's weird.

[03:57:58] A Morty!

[03:58:00] Attack!

[03:58:02] I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know.

[03:58:08] He's already just died. He's already just died.

[03:58:12] You probably thought I'd come and tell you how to escape from here.

[03:58:15] Yeah.

[03:58:16] I'm sorry, Mike.

[03:58:18] No one knows.

[03:58:20] None of us.

[03:58:22] I've seen everyone's memories.

[03:58:24] We've got no idea how to get out of here.

[03:58:27] Oh, this is like the final boss and everything else out of here.

[03:58:30] It was a bad option.

[03:58:41] No!

[03:58:52] Dude, I don't understand how I'm ever going to escape.

[03:58:57] If I can't walk through the door and I can't go through there because of all the large monsters

[03:59:00] waiting for me, even if he's not, I just end up falling back into the room.

[03:59:04] I can't break out of the window.

[03:59:09] I'm gonna leave.

[03:59:12] Okay, who has that big of hands?

[03:59:19] Yeah, are we good in there, other Mike?

[03:59:28] Oh god, here we go.

[03:59:31] The demon's talking again.

[03:59:32] Yeah, I can hear you.

[03:59:35] Yep.

[03:59:36] What do you need to say?

[03:59:38] Yep, you're talking through the loudspeaker.

[03:59:41] Oh, I'm gonna die.

[03:59:44] Oh my god, you're like Venom?

[03:59:49] What?

[03:59:51] Inside me.

[03:59:53] Well, he actually sounded just like Venom too.

[03:59:55] This would be awesome if this ends with me being a half-sindie-half-human.

[03:59:59] As long as he doesn't eat my organs.

[04:00:02] I'm gonna go in there.

[04:00:07] Inside me. Whoa.

[04:00:10] I'm real freaky at the end of the game here.

[04:00:12] Chat, would you go through this with the possibility of dying if winning meant you actually got

[04:00:22] Venom symbiote powers?

[04:00:24] That would be kind of weird.

[04:00:28] Kind of risky though.

[04:00:29] Yeah, I don't know.

[04:00:31] I think I'd probably die like round one.

[04:00:34] Oh wait, no blue.

[04:00:37] Aw, Blue probably would have been an anomaly now.

[04:00:48] Oh, hey.

[04:00:49] No!

[04:00:49] AHHHHHHH!

[04:00:52] AHHHHHHH!

[04:00:53] AHHHHHHH!

[04:00:54] Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god.

[04:00:59] Okay, see, why is she like, choking on my flesh?

[04:01:02] Did you know that the room edits what we say into a microphone changes anything that threatens it?

[04:01:12] It doesn't want us to help each other.

[04:01:15] But right now, it's barely changing my words.

[04:01:21] And that's a bad sound for us.

[04:01:26] Hmm, meaning nothing can save me.

[04:01:32] I feel like most of the rooms have been cleaned.

[04:01:46] Oh my God I hear Morty.

[04:01:48] That's definitely an evil Morty meow.

[04:01:51] I recognize an evil Morty meow now.

[04:01:54] I don't even know where he is.

[04:01:55] I just heard a meow. Where is he?

[04:01:58] Morty, show yourself.

[04:02:02] Oh hell no, that's Evil Morty for sure.

[04:02:06] Yes!

[04:02:11] Evil Morty's always just posted up,

[04:02:13] chilling nonchalant shit.

[04:02:19] Good Morty's always posted up,

[04:02:20] Evil Morty's always just like peeling around a coo,

[04:02:23] ooohhhhhh.

[04:02:28] I just got sucked into the back rooms?

[04:02:47] What is that?

[04:02:51] Oh, it's Venom.

[04:02:56] Dude, Venom being inside me really isn't that bad when you think about it.

[04:03:09] What the fuck?

[04:03:11] It just puts me back?

[04:03:16] Wait, that chair's still there.

[04:03:22] That's not a pause, Jack. Venom's inside you, like, okay, not like that.

[04:03:30] Mike.

[04:03:32] Yeah, what just happened?

[04:03:34] I don't want to die, Mike.

[04:03:36] Oh, my God, are you coming to me for fucking emotional pleasure?

[04:03:39] Right now you're sitting in a room chilling, dude. I'm the one strapped to a chair right now and whatever the fuck that is.

[04:03:44] I'm scared.

[04:03:46] Sorry I suddenly fell apart like this, Mike.

[04:03:51] It's alright buddy.

[04:03:55] Aw, now we're getting all emotional together.

[04:03:57] I don't want to die either.

[04:03:58] Imagine talking to a clone of yourself,

[04:04:00] saying you don't want to die.

[04:04:02] Wait, that would be a really emotional conversation, actually.

[04:04:07] I'll tell him to fucking get it together, though.

[04:04:09] We gotta get out of here together.

[04:04:11] Mike and Mike.

[04:04:13] Uh...

[04:04:21] Cool! Cool cool cool cool cool cool cool!

[04:04:27] Well you have fun doing that and I'll be up here.

[04:04:42] It's blocked by some spiritual barrier.

[04:04:46] I'm not seeing any anomalies here, but I also don't think what I click right now matters.

[04:05:02] YEEEAAAAAAAHHHHH!

[04:05:04] AHHHHHHHHH!

[04:05:06] You fucker.

[04:05:17] Dude, let me leave, please. How do I actually get the fuck out of here, like, finally?

[04:05:32] I feel such hunger.

[04:05:37] Maybe eat something?

[04:05:38] Maybe not in my body.

[04:05:43] Dude, they're making me out to be like some resident evil doctor.

[04:05:47] I can feel it.

[04:05:49] Oh shit, maybe she's half symbiote.

[04:05:53] Oh, she's eating herself.

[04:05:55] I will break free.

[04:05:59] Ah, that's a hunger.

[04:06:03] I can't control it, Mike.

[04:06:06] Let's help me undo all of this.

[04:06:15] She's in here, stop it.

[04:06:20] Oh, she's just in there.

[04:06:21] Mike, it feels like there was nothing inside me.

[04:06:29] Mike, we had so much fun together, didn't we?

[04:06:36] I'm sorry.

[04:06:39] You saved my life.

[04:06:44] It was so much fun.

[04:06:51] Are she just died?

[04:06:56] Wait, is she, like, gone?

[04:06:58] Like, she could be in the next levels?

[04:07:01] No fucking way!

[04:07:05] Yo, I literally hate that character, whatever, I don't know why they added that fucker here.

[04:07:29] This is normal.

[04:07:30] Yeah, I hated that doll creature, I don't know what she's talking about, we had so

[04:07:34] much fun you get her Mike right yeah no kind of happy you're just you know a

[04:07:40] skull now sitting there yo is that is that like blob creature gonna start

[04:07:44] speaking to me you're that hanging guy go oh my god

[04:07:52] I

[04:07:58] Speak of the devil I

[04:08:11] Yo, you just tried to attack Morty fucking evil bitch

[04:08:22] That lamp's never on. Why's that lamp on? Is that lamp always on? I don't know. This room feels a lot

[04:08:39] lighter than it normally did. Dude, what was that? Was that the guy that keeps jump-scaring

[04:08:49] me? I'm good. I'm good. I'm good. I'm good. That's it. No, thanks, pal. Thanks, pal.

[04:09:04] I'll see you later.

[04:09:15] That shit was Morse code.

[04:09:16] Oh, you wanted me to write it down in binary?

[04:09:18] Wait, I can't move. Wait, I can't move.

[04:09:20] Wait, I can't move. I can't look behind me.

[04:09:22] Why can't I look behind me?

[04:09:25] Yo, where's the big guy?

[04:09:29] Oh, it's Venom.

[04:09:31] He's just giving me a little sensual touch.

[04:09:36] Hey, you wanna let go though?

[04:09:41] Alright, just me and him.

[04:09:43] Alright, it's getting a little, uh, getting a little grapey.

[04:09:46] You know, maybe... let me go now.

[04:09:49] Let me go.

[04:09:51] Okay.

[04:09:53] Okay, maybe...

[04:09:55] Oh, uh... oh, you motherfucker!

[04:09:59] No more of them should eat me!

[04:10:01] Oh my god! Oh my god! Oh my god!

[04:10:03] How do I get out? How do I get out? How do I get out? How do I get out? How do I get out? How do I get out?

[04:10:28] I can't go anything.

[04:10:30] He's holding me down.

[04:10:32] AHHHH!

[04:10:34] Oh wait, SHE is holding me down.

[04:10:43] What's your fucking problem, ass? Why'd you do that?

[04:10:47] Yeah, I probably wouldn't have either.

[04:11:12] die instead. It's a long game, it is a long game.

[04:11:30] Yo, he's breathing like he's so much closer.

[04:11:36] I feel like I need to let that blob creature just take me.

[04:11:42] Let's give it a rest, you know, we're at end game right now.

[04:11:56] We're still trying to pull these fucking tricks.

[04:11:59] and he got a foot fetus, just say so.

[04:12:04] Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.

[04:12:07] Ha, ha, ha, ha.

[04:12:08] Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.

[04:12:14] Hanging guy, oh he's gone.

[04:12:16] No, he's not.

[04:12:17] He's right there.

[04:12:20] Bro, what?

[04:12:21] Oh my God, the cat.

[04:12:22] I don't Meteranave.

[04:12:24] No.

[04:12:26] Oh wait.

[04:12:27] Has he protected it?

[04:12:28] The tall woman's good!

[04:12:30] Wait, the tall woman's good!

[04:12:32] The tall woman's just protected Morty!

[04:12:34] What?!

[04:12:44] What?!

[04:12:52] Are you giving me Morty?

[04:12:54] Or...

[04:12:56] That was so sweet. Maybe I misjudged you.

[04:13:03] I sure we still have to be an axe, right? I mean, the window shattered.

[04:13:22] Mike, it seems the room has run out of patience.

[04:13:27] The tall woman has sealed her own fate.

[04:13:31] And the fate of everyone who hasn't fully chosen the room's side.

[04:13:35] Room's side, bro? What is it where we are?

[04:13:37] I can hardly get in.

[04:13:38] I feel my life slipping away.

[04:13:40] Fast.

[04:13:44] Mike, if we're meant to be devoured by a room here,

[04:13:50] I'm not gonna make it.

[04:13:52] Choke on us.

[04:13:59] What the fuck does that mean?

[04:14:01] Choke on us?

[04:14:03] Like I'm gonna have the room fucking...

[04:14:05] I'm not gonna make it hard for it to eat me.

[04:14:07] Pause.

[04:14:14] You're gonna make the room choke on us.

[04:14:16] How am I gonna do that?

[04:14:20] I'm a normal man.

[04:14:33] Wait.

[04:14:44] I can't put-

[04:14:45] Oh, he's gonna eat me.

[04:14:57] Might as well go for five.

[04:15:03] Use the other hand.

[04:15:06] Wait, what?

[04:15:15] That was the guy that helped me in the beginning.

[04:15:22] Am I dead?

[04:15:27] No.

[04:15:30] Oh my god, I didn't even click on these things.

[04:15:32] Morty just let it work what he just sat on me while I died I around you and

[04:15:39] start eating me cats eat the runners

[04:15:45] I don't really just like the tall woman

[04:16:02] I

[04:16:07] So

[04:16:12] That is so fucking creepy

[04:16:32] Oh, just kill me, dude.

[04:16:42] Oh, just kill me, dude, at this point.

[04:16:45] I mean, he's gonna fucking choke the shit out of you.

[04:16:47] He's gonna be standing right next to me.

[04:16:50] He's gonna grab my hand.

[04:17:00] I know it.

[04:17:01] He's gonna be in my face. He's gonna be inside of me on this next one. Oh, no

[04:17:16] Right when I try to leave I know it

[04:17:20] Bursey

[04:17:22] Where is he? Where is he? Where is he? They skip one to beat you. They skip one. Where is he? Where is he? Where is he?

[04:17:28] Where's he? Where's he? Where's he? Where's he? Where's he? Where's he? Where's he? Where's he?

[04:17:31] I knew it!

[04:17:33] Oh, you fuck!

[04:17:35] Now you're not going anywhere.

[04:17:40] Make it real awkward I lean in to kiss myself.

[04:17:47] Yeah, that'll probably kill me.

[04:17:49] You need to chop off my end.

[04:17:51] If he hits, if he kills Mori, I swear to God.

[04:18:01] You'd better not kill Mori!

[04:18:09] No!

[04:18:11] Am I out?

[04:18:17] Confused the game hit both at the same time yo, aren't you not supposed to pull a wound like you do get stabbed

[04:18:30] You have to pull out the knife out like I

[04:18:36] Don't even know if you'd be able to move his fingers dude

[04:18:47] Hey, Mike.

[04:18:52] Alternate realities?

[04:18:54] Oh my god, I'm a scientist that was doing experiments so I wouldn't be paralyzed.

[04:18:59] Mike!

[04:19:02] Uh, yeah, sure. Hi.

[04:19:06] Johnny, come out the water.

[04:19:11] What's going on in my house!?

[04:19:13] There's a drug addict in my house!

[04:19:17] This is the same guy who's in drugs business.

[04:19:20] PULTUS GUN!

[04:19:22] PULTUS GUN!

[04:19:24] PULTUS GUN!

[04:19:25] PULTUS GUN!

[04:19:26] PULTUS GUN!

[04:19:27] There you go.

[04:19:40] Oh God...

[04:19:43] I remember.

[04:19:53] What, won't share with her class?

[04:19:55] It was always an anomaly.

[04:19:58] There was always something that shouldn't have been here.

[04:20:04] And it is me.

[04:20:10] Me.

[04:20:22] What is this jail name?

[04:20:24] We can ice skate. I'm back at my house. No way.

[04:20:39] Oh no, it wasn't a dream, holy shit.

[04:20:59] Oh, I saw the knife wound in my hand.

[04:21:06] See you later, Mike.

[04:21:07] Hmm.

[04:21:08] Wholesome.

[04:21:09] What a game.

[04:21:10] Michael will return in future games of the series, so they're going to continue this.

[04:21:19] So he was a scientist that put himself in alternate dimensions, but he couldn't get

[04:21:24] what he wanted out of it.

[04:21:25] I mean, it was a cool story, but a bit of a confusing story.

[04:21:28] That was a fun fucking game, though.

[04:21:31] Eight out of ten.

[04:21:32] Eight out of ten.

[04:21:33] Maybe 7.8.

[04:21:34] What?

[04:21:35] And Morty's my actual cat. No fucking way. Transcends reality.

[04:21:48] What a game. Continue next day.

[04:21:59] Oh.

[04:22:01] No.

[04:22:03] No.

[04:22:05] New, new, new, new, not going to continue that.

[04:22:11] Well, that was really fun.

[04:22:14] Now it's time for some content king per chance.

[04:22:18] I have to get a piss real quick though.

[04:22:21] The four above, that was a fun game.

[04:22:24] That was like a two hour game.

[04:22:26] All right, I'm going to go piss real quick

[04:22:27] and we're going to hop into content king.

[04:22:29] You know, count me down.

[04:22:31] Cloud take into three.

[04:22:31] If you've got anybody at my wedding,

[04:22:33] it's September, one of the odds you come zero,

[04:22:34] brother, I'm sorry. I'm glad you want me to come to your

[04:22:37] wedding, but I don't know you man. And also, I feel like if I

[04:22:42] went to a wedding, I the entire the entire wedding should be

[04:22:45] about you and your, you know, potential, you're not potential

[04:22:48] to be spouse, not like me in any way. And I think I may take

[04:22:54] away from the special night slash day that that is but I

[04:22:58] wish you the best congratulations on getting

[04:23:00] married. J.K. Rice and Pearly for the sub. Vaughn, O1 and Young for the sub. Thaugh, spicy lethal key and Hannah, Wise, Misu, Jeev the sub, Lunar for the three.

[04:23:10] Dingle, thinking of the gift, it's again Lunar thinking of the three. Ridd, O, and Six thinking of the three. Sure, if that was rude. It's not like, oh, I wouldn't want to go to a wedding. It's just like, I don't know you slash

[04:23:22] what I was saying previously, I guess. But congratulations. Alright, I got to piss real quick. Then we'll hop into Content King.

[04:24:30] so

[04:24:40] so

[04:24:50] the clip of Jinxie getting banned in my chat is fucking hilarious hold up I gotta pull that shit up

[04:25:00] where is it?

[04:25:05] slightly different example

[04:25:13] something like this

[04:25:15] I talked about this to Jinxie but this is a slightly different example

[04:25:18] I'm watching you so you have this position in the end.

[04:25:28] No, I got mad.

[04:25:30] This is horrible news.

[04:25:32] I got mad!

[04:25:34] No!

[04:25:36] You don't know the technique to win this.

[04:25:38] No, I got mad!

[04:25:40] I got mad!

[04:25:42] I got mad!

[04:25:44] I got mad!

[04:25:46] I got mad!

[04:25:48] I got mad!

[04:25:50] I got mad!

[04:25:52] I got mad!

[04:25:54] I got mad!

[04:25:56] case CS case return minus 14k. Yeah, I sent Jinxie that talent knife. I got at like two I am

[04:26:04] Come for that, bro. He learned it god. I love CS dude. Oh my god

[04:26:09] Yondred frosty the sub young thinking of the 2k buddies my grandfather was diagnosed with terminal leukemia yesterday

[04:26:14] I have cancer in the chat

[04:26:16] I'm gonna let you know before I joined the Marines we used to watch your videos all the time really appreciate you and the

[04:26:20] Bond you contributed

[04:26:22] With me and my grandfather. Well, I'm glad I you know

[04:26:24] you know, was able to do that in some way, but I'm sorry that your grandfather got

[04:26:30] diagnosed with terminal leukemia. Truly that is terrible. I'm sorry, your

[04:26:34] grandfather specifically, but as well as you and your family are gone through

[04:26:37] that. I hope the rest of the time that you're able to spend with him is good.

[04:26:43] You're finding infinite for the sub. Frosty pearly, Snipe pearly and JK for

[04:26:49] sub. All right. Okay, chat. So here's the schedule. We're about to play content king right now.

[04:26:58] GPS, they give it the five gifts for the rest of stream. We're probably gonna play like an hour

[04:27:01] and a half. Um, tomorrow, I'm not live. Friday, chess journey at four EST, probably live at like

[04:27:09] 330 might practice a little bit before the journey. Um, after the chess journey, we're

[04:27:17] either gonna run random games like retro rewind or reacts or something. I'm not sure.

[04:27:21] Saturday, CS with JoJo, maybe tierless with JoJo, I might ask him to if he wants to,

[04:27:27] just random tierless, maybe reacts or gaming, I will see. Sunday, full react day, Monday,

[04:27:33] full gaming day, 988, awareness slash charity stream, gonna be doing a support challenge,

[04:27:38] playing a bunch of games like Arc Raiders, Valorant, fucking Marvel Rivals, CS, we're gonna do a

[04:27:44] support challenge where I have to be like more focused on utile slash support support characters versus getting kills

[04:27:52] Tuesday not live next week next Wednesday

[04:27:57] Horror games content King maybe rush or rewind Thursday not live Friday

[04:28:02] Is going to be react a slash random shit next Saturday random games will go from there 20th for 20 stream obviously

[04:28:08] 24th to your rivals to a trials event

[04:28:10] And then we have another charity stream probably like May 5th

[04:28:15] Next break though outside of just like days off that I have

[04:28:19] Next like break time is the fifth or not the fifth the sixth actually not the sixth the seven for the 11th

[04:28:26] I'll be filming a video with Jack Benderock

[04:28:29] Maybe videos plural, but I won't be live can't say what specifically

[04:28:35] But yeah, I also think I almost have every

[04:28:38] Twitch Rivals team set in place. Not fully, but I'm fairly sure. I'm gonna say are those

[04:28:47] teams good? Should I leak the teams for Twitch Rivals? Yes. Me and Chris, Sina,

[04:28:59] Jason the Wean, JoJo the MoFo, and potentially Dmace. Jinxie and Onaypixel

[04:29:04] potentially the bow test sisters but if one of them can't make it they're

[04:29:08] probably gonna get a sub. Lacey and Ron, Ludwig and Feinberg, Pezzi and

[04:29:13] Elastif Droid both the pretty cool guys Devin and Frankie, Sneeg and Zusey,

[04:29:18] Yugi and Archie. Potentially small fries and sprig agent and we don't know his

[04:29:22] teammate yet. Point crow we don't know his teammate yet and scatcher we don't

[04:29:25] know his teammate yet. I'll take it for the sub, I'll take it for the three.

[04:29:33] I appreciate the honesty so my favorite streamer. Thank you. It's going for the sub and I'm sorry

[04:29:37] Pookie think of the subject you think of the five a think of the five gives it's infinite in your friend for the sub

[04:29:41] All right content King time chat. Are you gonna play canita pet? Probably not Joshua of the three don't see parasol

[04:29:47] You're the best streamer. You're funny relatable past month one of the hardest months of my life struggling with depression many years being

[04:29:52] able to go home and rocks and watch your vods has genuinely made my life better and you're part of the reason

[04:29:56] I'm still here. Well, I'm glad I'm able to help

[04:29:58] But if you're going through something make sure you get the help you need

[04:30:00] I don't want you know my videos to be something that like obviously I want to be able to have like you to be able to lean on my

[04:30:06] Content in a way that's like making you feel better

[04:30:09] But if you're genuinely go through going through something make sure you also get the help that you need

[04:30:13] And I wish you the best and I'm sorry that it's been a rough month for you

[04:30:17] Me or thank you for the six you seem like a fart porn type of guy. What is fart porn?

[04:30:23] It's like watching farts

[04:30:25] Why am I turning my lights off? It's not a horror game. Okay

[04:30:28] content king let's run it music's going down for sure

[04:30:49] just a vibe though okay King and Bob for the summer you're taking the sex content

[04:31:03] King a video game about being a streamer okay Jaffas I'm fucking speaking a video

[04:31:11] game about being a streamer somebody just said what would you rather have

[04:31:18] One million for cases or 20k for personal use?

[04:31:22] One million for cases because I'm definitely getting 20k of goods outside of that.

[04:31:26] Hardcore difficulty? Hell no.

[04:31:30] We're gonna play the regular game, I've never played. Kingston and Sam are thinking stuff.

[04:31:33] Hardcore makes it your view count constantly decreases?

[04:31:38] We're gonna go normal.

[04:31:41] Who's super? Who's super game?

[04:31:48] Very loud epic music right now!

[04:31:56] Did he climb up a little further on the mountain, Ed?

[04:32:10] This moment is incredible, but I wish my stream could see it.

[04:32:17] Yo, I be thinking like that all the time.

[04:32:21] This moment is amazing.

[04:32:22] But I wish our stream could see it.

[04:32:25] Yo!

[04:32:26] This moment is crazy, but I wish my stream could see it.

[04:32:33] What if you could capture every moment live on stream without having your hands

[04:32:38] Inside, Introducing the Sky Synapse Live Streaming Drone by me.

[04:32:44] Kind of Synapse, with motion detection technology, face recognition, built-in Wi-Fi,

[04:32:50] 6G router, capable of streaming 4K, 60fps with negative latency.

[04:32:55] With the Sky Synapse Live Streaming Drone, every moment is an opportunity.

[04:32:59] Every moment is an opportunity.

[04:33:01] Every moment is an opportunity.

[04:33:04] So that's the premise of this game is an up-and-coming streamer using this I gotta turn the audio down. Holy fuck

[04:33:12] Yo also gotta say I I actually relate to that and it makes me realize like I'm too online

[04:33:24] 504,000 viewers playboy math case so

[04:33:31] Just in the pain

[04:33:34] Today think about a chapter next massive streamer could blow up using this

[04:33:55] But I'm pausing so I can turn down the audio now, but there's been multiple times I'm having like a good-ass

[04:34:01] conversation and I'm like damn chat would love this and then I go oh god that's too online it's too

[04:34:10] much all right walking so this is constantly streaming me god I have zero viewers right now

[04:34:20] can we even get a nightbot yikes you're now live welcome to your life as a streamer a dead one

[04:34:28] Currently it's your mission to gain beers and climb the ranks of the streamer world go find some content

[04:34:37] Let's go start harassing people at a Walmart, that's the that's the number one go to you right now

[04:34:43] How do I guess I'm a alpha? Oh god talking to a chat. That's not there

[04:34:51] Chat should I listen to my mom or should I tell her to fuck off?

[04:34:54] Oh King Comrade donated a dollar I have one viewer oh my god done leave my room

[04:35:03] see what your mom wants downstairs what a task yeah what up mom why is there a

[04:35:09] $10,000 charge on my credit card oh my god did you buy a drone it's a

[04:35:15] streaming Joan from Kaisen at he's telling me how to be a good streamer the

[04:35:19] I'm the next person that's going to blow up.

[04:35:22] You don't understand.

[04:35:25] Jack, should I throw an egg at my mom's head?

[04:35:28] It's for streaming.

[04:35:29] I told you already, I'm going to be a streamer.

[04:35:33] Kaden, you know I don't understand

[04:35:35] whenever you talk about the streaming thing.

[04:35:39] Have you started your college applications yet?

[04:35:43] Rough.

[04:35:45] You need a streamer university?

[04:35:46] Yeah.

[04:35:47] yes get off my day about it

[04:35:51] just making sure you don't want to miss the deadline

[04:35:54] which schools have you applied to

[04:35:57] uh... harvard

[04:35:58] why do you care so hard work you went to college and you don't make shit

[04:36:02] stand by times your salary

[04:36:04] and

[04:36:06] white

[04:36:08] thank kappen mom

[04:36:09] everything we have is to the dad's money

[04:36:12] if you want so broke

[04:36:13] Maybe he would've stayed when I was born.

[04:36:18] Wait, so he's paying for everything,

[04:36:20] but he like divorce, what is he just paying child for?

[04:36:22] Hayden, Robert, Bradley, this is quite enough.

[04:36:25] I think you should apologize.

[04:36:27] Apologizing is a chud thing to do on stream.

[04:36:29] Gotta double down.

[04:36:30] Fuck that.

[04:36:31] And now I feel like me doesn't apologize to no one.

[04:36:35] You just gained viewers.

[04:36:36] Your doll allowed choices through the game,

[04:36:37] sometimes rewards you with viewers

[04:36:38] or punishes you with a loss.

[04:36:40] Choose carefully.

[04:36:41] Is that drone recording us to turn it off to get a blood business mom. I'm trying to become a big stream

[04:36:50] Nope, this is my life now. I'm a stream everything. They fit a make documentaries about me on God

[04:36:55] What are you getting your gamer subs? Oh cup? I have no idea a person think of it

[04:37:00] Thousand buddies help us in here the best streamer keep it a great work. Thank you

[04:37:02] Ray think of it free talking about that daylight tournament reach out to your mouth and said

[04:37:05] None of them got back to me, so I wanted to make sure you got it

[04:37:07] I did not, exotic thing of the sub.

[04:37:09] But again, Ray, I personally,

[04:37:12] I don't think I'm gonna be able to do it.

[04:37:15] I am sorry, but I don't think I'm going to be

[04:37:17] in the DVD tournament.

[04:37:19] All right.

[04:37:24] I don't know if they,

[04:37:25] I don't know what mod you reached out to.

[04:37:26] Oh, Flynn donated a dollar.

[04:37:28] Zee, do you do something already?

[04:37:29] Okay.

[04:37:30] All right, Chad, should I put my hand on top of the stove

[04:37:32] and turn the stove on?

[04:37:34] Oh, cooking stream, cooking stream,

[04:37:35] Not a good few years, not a good few years.

[04:37:37] Oh my God, eat something raw, eat something gross.

[04:37:40] Tell social media where you're gonna cook.

[04:37:42] Oh.

[04:37:45] We better cook some filet mignon.

[04:37:47] I don't know how to spell it, Loll.

[04:37:50] Who needs to know how to spell when you can just stream?

[04:37:54] Yeah, we better microwave this shit.

[04:37:56] Turn that shit on high with the plastic on

[04:37:58] for five minutes.

[04:38:00] Yeah.

[04:38:02] Whoa.

[04:38:04] Look at that.

[04:38:07] Ooh.

[04:38:08] One viewer.

[04:38:09] There we go.

[04:38:10] Find content around the house.

[04:38:12] What else?

[04:38:13] What else?

[04:38:14] Shot.

[04:38:14] I'm going to talk to mom.

[04:38:15] I'm paying the bills.

[04:38:17] Mom's paying the bills.

[04:38:19] Cringe of dull shit, right?

[04:38:21] Good thing streamers don't have to pay bills.

[04:38:23] Stream to Paul versus Paul Blake versus KYS Boxing event.

[04:38:27] That's copyrighted.

[04:38:29] But I'm small enough with a streamer

[04:38:30] that I don't think it'll matter.

[04:38:32] Yo, Sky Synapse.

[04:38:33] Make sure you get my reaction and shit.

[04:38:39] No way. Oh my God, another viewer dude. We're farming.

[04:38:43] We're farming. Holy shit. I got five views already.

[04:38:47] I can't go there yet. Shit. Let me hop on the skateboard.

[04:38:49] Yeah, click this shit.

[04:38:50] Yeah, click that shit. Keep running inside. That's our core, right?

[04:38:55] Right, chat? Sorry.

[04:38:57] Oh, desktop stream. That's lame.

[04:38:59] Meta right now is IRLing.

[04:39:01] Totally.

[04:39:01] What else can I do around the house? Literally fucking nothing. Oh my god. Little

[04:39:07] lame-ass house. Oh my god, drink the water with a fork. Oh my god, dude, tick

[04:39:11] tock live stream idea. Holy fuck. Holy fuck. I gotta tell social media what I'm

[04:39:16] gonna do. We're gonna drink this whole fish tank with a fork while it'll take

[04:39:20] like 12 hours. Oh my god, I'm farming content and I'm probably getting

[04:39:27] disease while we're at it. Anonymous for the dollar. That concept was

[04:39:30] So 2020, bro, it's time for me to eat that motherfucking fish.

[04:39:32] Yo, you got it.

[04:39:34] Eat the fish.

[04:39:40] That's disgusting.

[04:39:42] No, that's gotta be TOS.

[04:39:44] Oh my God, I gained two beers.

[04:39:46] You gain two beers, certain choices may increase

[04:39:47] or decrease your notoriety.

[04:39:49] If you reach max notoriety, you'll be suspended.

[04:39:51] Okay, so that was almost breaking TOS.

[04:39:55] Eat a fish, it's still nobody watching this shit sad.

[04:39:57] Pack it up.

[04:39:57] I'm a fucking content God you got your first toxic donation and chat message

[04:40:03] Hmm get those all the time toxic donors and messages will rage bait you and decrease your sanity

[04:40:08] Will sanity triggers adverse effects that alter gameplay? Yes, but if you trigger insanity you get rage baited that increases view count

[04:40:18] That's what mods are for hmm. How do I get the chunky and some Russian generals out up in here?

[04:40:23] You have mods to your channel to deal with toxic viewers keep you saying go to your computer and manage your mods

[04:40:31] How do I know who to trust a sign up to three mods

[04:40:34] I'm not a raider has stats that affect your stream difference differently

[04:40:38] Helpless and for sanity damage control reduces notoriety and strictness manages toxicity

[04:40:44] But affects viewership you can access to more you could wait you could access you gain access to more mods with unique

[04:40:51] effects as your viewership increases

[04:40:53] Okay, right now I can just add an auto mod, so nightbot.

[04:40:59] But it increases strictness.

[04:41:04] So not for today, go to bed to save.

[04:41:05] Wow, what a long day streaming.

[04:41:07] Sleep and save.

[04:41:09] Oh!

[04:41:10] Yo, sleep stream!

[04:41:13] Far money on the side, dude!

[04:41:15] Far money on the side, just spam run ads, dude!

[04:41:17] Let's rip a sub-a-thon right now!

[04:41:20] Holy fuck!

[04:41:21] Oh my god, I can go Iraq for the charge!

[04:41:23] I've been messaging you on Discord!

[04:41:25] Dude, I've been streaming this whole time!

[04:41:27] Dude, no fucking way!

[04:41:29] Is that the new streaming drone?

[04:41:31] You bought one?

[04:41:32] Hell yeah, bro. I'm a streamer now.

[04:41:34] I'm okay with Content God, too.

[04:41:36] You're about to hear my name everywhere.

[04:41:38] Yeah, I started streaming, too.

[04:41:40] Oh, you're a ghost to me.

[04:41:41] But all my viewers are just brought trying to get me to fucking gamble.

[04:41:44] Mmm.

[04:41:45] Ask him about his stream?

[04:41:46] That's-that's chudge shit.

[04:41:48] That's chudge shit.

[04:41:49] You gotta be in the center of the show.

[04:41:51] Ask him to follow you.

[04:41:52] Follow bro. I made a new channel to really solidify my brand. It's kidding Brent Lee now

[04:41:57] Dude ain't no way you got the full government name. You're gonna get Docs man open the stream just now

[04:42:02] Let's see what you got dude. You're fucking dead streamer. How much did you spend for that drone?

[04:42:07] No one's even watching you. What's the secret to getting your view counts so low? Oh my god my chest terrible

[04:42:14] Nobody's ever watching you whatever brother. You're gonna see me everywhere soon. Oh my god

[04:42:19] I'd be too nonchalant, bro.

[04:42:20] Dude, you better.

[04:42:21] If we're going to TwitchCon this weekend,

[04:42:22] 100 years minimum.

[04:42:24] Otherwise, how are we going to smash the huds?

[04:42:26] Dude, how are you going to get the huzz at TwitchCon, bro?

[04:42:29] Oh my god.

[04:42:30] Bad, dude.

[04:42:31] I've been looking forward to the Con all year.

[04:42:33] I'm going to hit 100 easy, then we'll head out.

[04:42:35] Sound good?

[04:42:36] Yeah, man.

[04:42:37] Come back when you're to Hundo.

[04:42:38] And we can take my dad's whip.

[04:42:39] I'll wait here.

[04:42:40] How am I going to get invited to the Blizzard event?

[04:42:44] Dude, they sure freed Red Bulls there.

[04:42:46] Hold up.

[04:42:46] Let me hit a sick track.

[04:42:47] against the bees. Hit a peak of a hundred viewers and leave with Gerard to

[04:42:52] twinge con. Yo, any twinge stacking chat right now? Yeah, if I had a stick track

[04:42:57] will people follow me? Hold up. That was a aura then, now. All right, we gotta go find

[04:43:03] content. Let's leave. Obviously, we go to a grocery store. That's the first thing

[04:43:08] we do. Oh my god, maybe Ding Dong Ditch. Interview my neighbor. Yo, what's

[04:43:13] That's good, Mr. Connolly.

[04:43:14] What are you doing here, Kayden?

[04:43:16] Shouldn't you be in school?

[04:43:17] Nah, it's summer break, and I'm starting my new life

[04:43:20] as a streamer slash content creator.

[04:43:22] Any content around here?

[04:43:23] Dropping out of high school, that's the move.

[04:43:25] You're looking for what?

[04:43:27] I don't understand what you're saying, Kayden.

[04:43:29] Oh, let me explain it in onc terms.

[04:43:31] Is there anything going on around the neighborhood?

[04:43:35] Yeah, my wife, she's going around real good,

[04:43:38] caught her having an affair with a neighbor recently.

[04:43:41] Interesting.

[04:43:42] She told me she ain't stopping interesting. You might if I get in on that. No, she down for a collab

[04:43:47] I'm thinking about branching out to do an adult content too. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Jesus Christ, Kaden. That's inappropriate

[04:43:54] Also, aren't you 17? You can't be saying she like that double down. Hey, if I'm 17, she's 17

[04:44:01] You know I'm saying these days are sick, but not as sick as her I guess worst part is I can't do anything about it

[04:44:08] She said if I tried to divorce her

[04:44:10] She just take the house of my money. That's how it works nowadays. Oh

[04:44:16] God

[04:44:17] 37 sex Kramer's Street Maplewood Heights

[04:44:20] uh-oh

[04:44:21] eight years in

[04:44:23] That can't be good

[04:44:27] We're gonna disagree that's cat bro. There's always something you can do come on you should be pissed

[04:44:32] Yeah, I guess I am angry. She can't do that to me. Fuck her

[04:44:36] Hmm, giving him advice is shudshit, but you know, I at least could maybe get clipped from that, so let's give him good advice.

[04:44:43] Get a divorce, bruh. Ain't no use crashing out over that bitch.

[04:44:46] Mm-hmm, mm-hmm. I need some proof first that she's cheating, if I'm gonna come out on top in a divorce.

[04:44:52] I don't got any currently.

[04:44:53] Ooh, offer help? I could get a quest? A little private investigative work?

[04:44:57] Bro, I'll find her. If you can tell me where she is. My new stream and drone gonna catch that bitch red-handed in 4K.

[04:45:03] Okay, I don't know where the fuck she's at though. I didn't see who the guy was before he hopped out our window

[04:45:08] I just know it's someone in this neighborhood. It's probably Gerard

[04:45:12] Maybe you could go look through some mailboxes for clues. She used to send me love letters back to legal

[04:45:17] That's real. That's really illegal. Am I gonna get am I gonna get banned for that?

[04:45:26] Yo, that's like that's like actually super legal to go through people's mail your pharaoh waits your body

[04:45:31] to my goddess your pharaoh it's your body come again soon we could take a

[04:45:38] ride in my truck and make love where everybody can witness us I don't care if

[04:45:42] your husband in season fact I want him to mmm bit of a cock chair type thing

[04:45:48] your chat I gotta continue business meter master oscillating power saw pro

[04:45:53] I got five notoriety of for kicking a trash can.

[04:46:04] Oh, to my Pharaoh.

[04:46:06] Okay, so this is his house.

[04:46:08] Beautiful rising sphero.

[04:46:10] I think of you now as I lie in my bed, writing this letter.

[04:46:13] My pathetic husband sleeping downstairs on the couch.

[04:46:17] You make me have, you make me feel things he never could.

[04:46:20] Your strokes gentle yet powerful. Your hands make me quiver.

[04:46:25] Currently playing with an Arby's meat sandwich as I write this.

[04:46:29] Pharaoh, I need to see you. My temple's calling for you.

[04:46:33] Your goddess.

[04:46:37] Why did I lose a viewer? What the fuck?

[04:46:40] Check your trash can.

[04:46:42] Another viewer.

[04:46:43] Dude, I got five notoriety every trash can I check. Are you fucking serious?

[04:46:47] Terrestrial Pirate, who is this?

[04:46:50] Marr?

[04:46:52] Bro, do you live here?

[04:46:54] Yeah, I live here.

[04:46:56] But I don't think I can take it anymore.

[04:46:59] My dad just keeps collecting more stuff.

[04:47:01] He hasn't thrown anything away in three years.

[04:47:04] Can I have some of it?

[04:47:05] Damn, if I can be the first to make a locale video about this shithole, I can make bank.

[04:47:10] Yo, Bosh! Thank you for the 10k bitties, bro.

[04:47:13] 10k bitties bro junk take it for the five gift it's curly clap for the sub exotic to you for the separate take of it

[04:47:19] And three and boss. Thank you for the 10k bitties, bro. I don't know what to do. It's gotten so bad

[04:47:24] I have to climb through the windows to get inside

[04:47:28] My dad just feeds me spoiled freezer. Oh your dad's a hoarder

[04:47:34] Dude, do I take two quests at once here?

[04:47:37] This might be bad. I might go I might

[04:47:40] Wait, hmmm, wait gambling and viewer bot fund, $9?

[04:47:43] Where do I move my camera?

[04:47:45] I gotta be down here.

[04:47:49] Or like this.

[04:47:57] Do I do another quest?

[04:48:01] Thanks for the great content cookie,

[04:48:02] thank you for the three.

[04:48:03] G, thank you for the sub.

[04:48:04] Can I do anything to help?

[04:48:06] This would probably make some good hope core content.

[04:48:09] You could try to talk to my dad and convince him somehow to stop.

[04:48:12] Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[04:48:17] I'm gonna talk to your stupid fucking dad.

[04:48:19] Okay, your chug father.

[04:48:22] Did you hear me purring?

[04:48:26] What the fuck was that guy saying?

[04:48:29] Go through the junk?

[04:48:32] Oh, manage moderators?

[04:48:33] Dude, I can't even mod-

[04:48:34] Why, I gotta mod somebody else?

[04:48:36] How do I get through the junk?

[04:48:38] gotta find my way inside the house chat am I a beta chat am I fucking loser type

[04:48:49] one if yes oh wait am I supposed to oh god I can get through all this trash was

[04:48:56] Is that the door?

[04:48:57] Oh hell no.

[04:49:00] Okay.

[04:49:02] Yeah, kick all this shit out of the fucking door.

[04:49:06] I mean, ooh!

[04:49:09] You're a dead bunny.

[04:49:12] Damn.

[04:49:13] No way to, bro, what?

[04:49:15] Your chat's room, Strictness falls in your shit box.

[04:49:17] Okay, well, they could go fucking fisting.

[04:49:18] I'm gonna find some content.

[04:49:21] And I got good sanity.

[04:49:23] Wait, do I want low sanity or high sanity?

[04:49:26] My sanity's good.

[04:49:29] Dude, how do I get this fucking couch out of here?

[04:49:34] There's too much fucking shit around here, man.

[04:49:39] I'm supposed to get my way into this fucking house?

[04:49:43] This table's gotta move.

[04:49:44] Ruffle the shit out.

[04:49:45] There we go.

[04:49:46] There we go.

[04:49:47] There we go.

[04:49:48] Start moving stuff.

[04:49:49] Start moving stuff.

[04:49:50] Not really, not really, not really, not really stuff, not really stuff.

[04:49:53] Shaft, where did I go?

[04:49:55] You know Shaft, should I just start like stealing shit from inside?

[04:49:59] You know Shaft, would that be like totally cool or not?

[04:50:02] Should I like take everything that's inside the house and not help her at all?

[04:50:05] Like tell her I'm healthier than just like totally just steal on camera?

[04:50:10] Oh my god, we're here.

[04:50:11] What the hell? Have you been throwing out my things?

[04:50:13] Assman Gold!

[04:50:15] No fucking way, ass-man mold.

[04:50:18] He been living in this dump the whole time?

[04:50:20] Hey, are you a fucking idiot?

[04:50:22] I asked you what the hell you were doing.

[04:50:24] Hmm...

[04:50:26] Call him after child review to be disgusted.

[04:50:28] Kind of one and the same.

[04:50:30] Ew, bro, there's a fucking cockroach on you.

[04:50:32] Why are you so unbothered right now?

[04:50:34] Dude, why are you so concerned with my life?

[04:50:37] You a woke SJW or something?

[04:50:40] See guys, the wolves are trying to control us

[04:50:42] with their female main protagonist.

[04:50:44] main protagonists what who's a war accurate as in anyway stop messing with

[04:50:51] my stuff I need all of that I can use those dead animals for a new alarm clock

[04:50:55] get out did I feel like he has to be clip farming when he said that cuz as

[04:50:59] been did say that there was a rat that would wake him up because it was

[04:51:02] rotting in the sun they smell yo objective completed okay wait that's

[04:51:10] fire so should I fuck you never told me your dad was yeah i don't like mentioning it i saw him

[04:51:17] kick you out after he threw away his stuff he isn't going to change is he yeah let me drop a

[04:51:23] truth bomb on you no you're probably screwed netton yeah who probably got his bad luck being

[04:51:28] pointed straight at you yeah i think that's really what it is i think the israeli government

[04:51:33] has something to do with this maybe contact your local government representative about

[04:51:40] Whoa, whoa, whoa, what the fuck are we running at?

[04:51:44] What is this jackass doing?

[04:51:49] Yo chat, look at this mess that'll break what she got the zoomies

[04:51:53] Cuz I need some more coffee. Do you know anywhere I can get some coffee? Nope. Nah, actually, I don't know

[04:52:01] Damn two viewers for that. You already got 22. I'm straight. We're a farming

[04:52:04] A food hub! Oh my god, perfect spot to farm viewers!

[04:52:09] Yo, look at this tweaker fence folding on the side! Holy shit, film him!

[04:52:13] Check, is this real?

[04:52:15] Rando?

[04:52:16] Come closer, child. Let me see into your third eye.

[04:52:24] Now why not?

[04:52:25] I see. I see into your core textual soul stream. Your future. Do you want to know what your future holds?

[04:52:35] Yeah, what's the future of my stream? Am I going to be a dead streamer forever?

[04:52:40] Yes. The future of your stream. I see.

[04:52:46] An abundance of aura! Oh my god, that's great news.

[04:52:50] Let's go!

[04:52:51] Your future has been told!

[04:52:54] That'll be ten dollars, please.

[04:52:58] I only have thirteen dollars.

[04:53:00] Uh, you never told me you were gonna charge me.

[04:53:01] Hell no.

[04:53:02] Go sell feet pics if you want money.

[04:53:04] Yeah, fuck you.

[04:53:06] Trying to get me to give her ten bucks?

[04:53:07] Would that have been like a charitable thing that got me viewership?

[04:53:11] Gambling and V-Voc on.

[04:53:12] Wait, can I actually start botting viewers?

[04:53:14] That might be the method.

[04:53:17] How do I start botting?

[04:53:19] what can I do in the grocery store oh my god I know let's go grab two down no

[04:53:24] judge and act like I slept did I just say six seven or is there another club

[04:53:29] farmer here

[04:53:32] get that out of the way make somebody slip tell them you're a streamer yo I'm

[04:53:40] live want to see how do my stream hi are you recording for a video right now

[04:53:45] something no it's live so like there's people that are actually watching you

[04:53:50] while it's going on do you have anything to say no I'm just looking for

[04:53:53] content got any ideas and don't say a video where I pay for people shit yeah

[04:53:58] you should do one of those videos where you pay for people's groceries starting

[04:54:02] with mine man I would but are you serious bro I'm not doing to pay

[04:54:08] people's grocery shit. Who's this?

[04:54:11] UwU? Hi!

[04:54:18] Holy shit, when did I walk into the twin staff headquarters?

[04:54:22] I don't think any twitch staff acts like this actually. Most twitch staff people that you and me are like very

[04:54:30] normal. Okay, not that going UwU and wearing cat ears isn't normal. You know, do whatever you want. But I'm saying it's not like

[04:54:38] Okay, I got myself in a bind here

[04:54:41] So I'm saying like the average twitch staff member just looks like somebody you would pass on the street

[04:54:47] That's you normally you're not passing somebody on the street. That's saying who wearing cat ears. That's that's that it's uncommon

[04:54:56] Okay, oh, this is the content jackpot, dude, we got a soil viewer here

[04:55:02] That's pretty cheap yes, hey you can keep providing me content like that anything

[04:55:14] To actually do it

[04:55:16] dude

[04:55:18] Yeah, do you want me to buy your groceries? I have a boyfriend

[04:55:25] All right tone it down a little bit wouldn't be hitting you on hitting on you anyway

[04:55:30] You're not the huzz. We're still trying to find the huzz. It's mr. Connolly's wife

[04:55:34] Secondarily, can I buy your groceries? Okay, and I have 5,000 viewers. Do you want me to go to a lot of trees or not?

[04:55:41] Wow

[04:55:43] Yeah, I'll meet you at the front later

[04:55:46] Problem I don't have enough money to buy people's groceries

[04:55:49] So what's what's gonna happen there? I only have $14

[04:55:56] Yes

[04:55:58] Yo, I'm buying everyone's groceries in the store today. Meet me up front later, and I got you. Then maybe I can get your number.

[04:56:05] Oh! Chad, is that W-Riz?

[04:56:07] Oh wow, really? That is so nice. Thank you. I'll meet you at the front.

[04:56:12] Oh my gosh, he's totally into me, bro. Oh my god, was he gonna farm content for sure.

[04:56:18] Hold up, let's go off to buy this guy groceries.

[04:56:19] Chad, be honest. Are you old bots?

[04:56:24] Here.

[04:56:24] Hello?

[04:56:25] Off to my groceries.

[04:56:26] Yo, I'm buying everyone's groceries in the store today. Meet me up front later, and I got you

[04:56:31] Oh my gosh, that's so nice of you. I've been struggling a bit with buying organic because of the upcharge

[04:56:37] But no, so no no no we have a two dollar minimum or two dollar maximum, you know two dollar maximum

[04:56:43] And of course to incorporate less sugar in my diet

[04:56:46] It's such a struggle having to manage that one. I love snacking so much, you know

[04:56:50] Yo, you're literally killing the chat vibe. Yo, you're literally killing the chat vibe right now

[04:56:55] Why are you just being an over explainer, bro? Holy um shit, dude go eat your fucking grass somewhere else bro

[04:57:02] My chat is falling asleep. Please stop your gap. Oh

[04:57:06] Okay, yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh my god. What's a viewer for that Jesus?

[04:57:13] You should just do tts in public that's what we're really gonna do. Hello. How are you today?

[04:57:18] Hope you're having a great day shopping at food up your neighborhood source for all the best pay for everybody's groceries

[04:57:23] Yo, can I make an announcement on the intercom? I'm a paper everyone's groceries today. Oh, that's so nice of you

[04:57:31] You got it follow through

[04:57:33] I'm gonna be mr. Beast in this shit

[04:57:36] Hey, can everyone come to the front so I can pay for your groceries?

[04:57:40] I'm just trying to give back to the world and shit. That's so great

[04:57:44] So how will you be paying cash or credit? Oh?

[04:57:47] Oh, so we actually got to pay for it. Alright, let me place this bet on Ray bet and if I win I'll pay

[04:57:54] Oh my god, I'm putting it all on a fucking rain bet shit. I lost those 200 bones, bro

[04:58:00] Yeah, sorry, I'm not gonna be able to pay for him

[04:58:07] Often you can't refuse objective to believe I didn't get any viewers doing that. I got five years

[04:58:17] I repeat would take it directly to report to the main offices. Oh my god chat

[04:58:24] Bro, they're literally announcing my name on the intercom W promo. W promo

[04:58:29] Let's see what they want

[04:58:31] Hello, hope you're having a great day

[04:58:34] Seems you've been stirring up quite a storm out there. Haven't you?

[04:58:40] I'll question him what am I in trouble or something. Oh

[04:58:43] Oh, absolutely not. We've been watching you carefully since you entered our store, and

[04:58:49] I think we both highly benefit from a temporary partnership.

[04:58:53] Oh my god, my first sponsor. Holy chat we've already made. How would you help me? If you've

[04:58:59] been watching me, you know I'm a content god, bro. I don't need any help.

[04:59:02] Have you spoken to Martin recently, our little neighbor over at Maplewood Market?

[04:59:07] No.

[04:59:08] No, but get to the point, bro. I'm losing viewers talking to you.

[04:59:11] You see, our partners have been hoping to expand this lot into a mall for a while now.

[04:59:17] Ooh!

[04:59:18] And the owner of our neighbor grocery store, Maplewood Market, he's bitterly stubborn.

[04:59:22] Okay, you want me to commit a crime or something?

[04:59:25] Okay, go on.

[04:59:26] If you help us, we can help you.

[04:59:29] We have a rather large advertising budget.

[04:59:31] We could promote your channel both locally and nationally.

[04:59:34] The benefits would be instant.

[04:59:35] What do you want me to do?

[04:59:38] Oh, it's really quite simple.

[04:59:41] Napleswood market seems to already be such an unsafe shopping environment.

[04:59:46] They're pipes burst just two weeks ago for some reason.

[04:59:49] Bruh, I don't know what the fuck your normie corny ass yapping means.

[04:59:53] Stop talking like an NPC.

[04:59:55] It would just be so unfortunate if someone slipped in here.

[04:59:59] Oh, you want me to be a slipping fall guy on camera as well?

[05:00:03] I bet there'd be a lot of viewers in it for you.

[05:00:06] Something so awful happened over there.

[05:00:09] All right, let's just go up and fall at food market or now we're at food hub. We gotta go to maple wood market

[05:00:18] Maple wood market I break my neck

[05:00:22] Plus 5,000 years

[05:00:25] Look at this

[05:00:27] Oh my god.

[05:00:37] Yo, eat the wretch and tell it to me, wretch.

[05:00:41] Holy, holy W. Schremer, W. Schremer, W. Schremer.

[05:00:46] Talk to Martin.

[05:00:48] Maybe I shouldn't, maybe I shouldn't slip, or maybe I shouldn't talk to Martin.

[05:00:50] I should just slip and fall on something.

[05:00:53] Kick that out of the way.

[05:00:55] We're still right here

[05:00:58] My dad got a sabotage get rid of him first

[05:01:04] Hello, I hope you're having a great day your wife got in an accident man. You need to help her

[05:01:10] I think she might have broken her neck. Oh

[05:01:12] My god, there was an accident near my house

[05:01:14] There was a woman being taken to the hospital and she kept screaming. Please call my husband Martin at Maplewood

[05:01:19] What no oh my god, is she okay now? No, man. She's not okay. Trust me

[05:01:26] You need to go to the hospital and see her. She might not make it. Oh my god

[05:01:30] I wasn't there for her because I was one of this damn store. I can't lose her. I have to go

[05:01:35] I need to see her. Yeah, man. Good luck to you. I wish you the best. I hope she's okay

[05:01:42] Time to break my neck now

[05:01:49] Oh, it's not me my back. I thought I was supposed to say you you are not fit to run a store

[05:01:58] Sue I'm gonna sue the heck out of you

[05:02:04] Bad words from Karen there assuming she's got to take out her iPhone start filming you

[05:02:10] They have nothing here they actually have nothing here now should I go get sponsored?

[05:02:16] If I walk back to food mart, is he gonna pay me? I feel like I need some money. We already got 35 years. This is awesome

[05:02:26] We'll kickflip

[05:02:30] You bought dealer I've 18 bucks. Hey, man, you're stream-looking dad. You need to do about cheap I sell how much

[05:02:38] Hey, fuck it dude. I need to speed this five viewers

[05:02:42] $50 and 20 notoriety. That's horrible. That's actually the worst deal I've seen yet. Let me go talk to him and see if he just slides me some money.

[05:02:53] Hello again. We heard about what happened over at Maplewood. Such a shame about what happened to that poor lady. We're just glad such an unsafe establishment is closing for good.

[05:03:06] And of course since you help me go just advertise your

[05:03:12] 43 dude, you know we're almost at we're almost had enough to make an income here

[05:03:16] I lost a little bit of sanity good thing. I have a lot of gay daughter or thought son

[05:03:24] Gay daughter or thought son

[05:03:36] How the hell did I get up there? I gotta go get some Mr. Connolly's wife.

[05:03:48] You think they're actually gonna show them like banging on the screen or some shit?

[05:03:52] That'd be T.O.S.

[05:03:53] Chat, is the stream scuffed?

[05:03:55] Sell math to children, that would make amazing content.

[05:03:58] Actually probably would. You know where I could get math in this game?

[05:04:02] Oh my god, I'm walking into their fucking house.

[05:04:21] Oh my god, how did you get in here?

[05:04:23] Capitalized.

[05:04:24] Holy fuck, chat, we're gonna be at the top of Shreddit.

[05:04:28] Clip this shit.

[05:04:29] You have horrible placement for the TV, you peep in that?

[05:04:32] Like you can only lay on your side to watch it?

[05:04:34] What the fuck? Are you filming us?

[05:04:36] Yep.

[05:04:37] Hell yeah I am. You're life for the whole world right now. Can you do a flip on it?

[05:04:42] Mmmmm, maybe a crazy trick?

[05:04:45] Yeah, you got any new tech that you want to share with the viewers?

[05:04:47] No! What the fuck? Who are you?

[05:04:51] I'm Caden, but what really matters is who you are.

[05:04:54] You're Mrs. Connolly, right?

[05:04:56] Damn, it's thanks in here.

[05:04:58] Oh my god my husband sent you fuck delete that recording right now looks like I got what I need. Don't worry. I won't

[05:05:05] Yo, okay, so I got all that shit bro. I'm so close to getting banned right now

[05:05:14] How do I get my notoriety down by doing some like charitable type shit

[05:05:19] Maybe go like donate groceries more. Yo, what's good mr. Connolly?

[05:05:23] you see my fucking wife I'm fucking ready man I'm gonna divorce her oh yeah

[05:05:28] here it is I caught her she's not gonna believe the footage I got it was like

[05:05:33] some behind-the-scenes of Mrs. Connolly's gang bang adventure 3 it was

[05:05:38] like straight out of bang boss bros crazy I don't want to hear it just

[05:05:43] fucking tell me you got proof yeah here I'll give you the vod link let's do a

[05:05:46] watch party of it yeah you gotta stop me though I sub wall my vods man sorry

[05:05:51] I don't think so. I'm gonna get a lawyer and be done with all this and her. Thank you, Kaden

[05:05:57] Anything else you know that I could stream that shit was good ask. Oh

[05:06:00] Why don't you find out what mr. Dempsey is doing next door? Yeah?

[05:06:04] I never fucking see him leave this house other than to bring back a bunch of weird shit whips fucking chains

[05:06:11] Sodomy of some sort I reckon

[05:06:14] Maybe he's into uh, what's that called where you shove a rod up your deck?

[05:06:22] Sounding maybe the sounding some crazy shit like that. Yeah, a lot of people go to hospitals for doing that. Oh

[05:06:30] My god, bro. I had a I had one of my one of my friends it works in like

[05:06:35] Hospital and he said there was a guy that came in

[05:06:39] There's a guy that came in and he had a rod that was like this big stuck up his

[05:06:45] His you know your e-thra and the doctor was like, you know, you got to stop doing that

[05:06:51] And my boy was like the kid just kept going no

[05:06:56] No doctors like you really can't do it. He was like I don't care. I'm gonna do it again

[05:07:02] Flat out telling the doctor straight to his face kid. Yeah, he said he was like 14

[05:07:06] Went to the hospital for that shit. Whoa dude sounding that young, but that's crazy

[05:07:14] That's crazy that's gonna be like that's gonna like permanently fuck you up man

[05:07:18] He's probably a gooner man my chat's full of them

[05:07:21] Yo, on God. On God.

[05:07:24] I-I don't know what the fuck that means, but it sounds right.

[05:07:27] Inquire further. Is your wife getting cracked by him, too?

[05:07:31] Ooh, definitely not. He's not much of a people person.

[05:07:36] Whenever I talk to him, he just wanted to end the conversation as soon as possible. He was always in a hurry.

[05:07:40] Maybe he has, like, extreme flatulence. Or maybe he poops himself a lot.

[05:07:45] If you manage to talk to him, maybe you can tell me why he's so damn weird.

[05:07:50] Thanks for the tip Mr. Connolly catch you later. Oh another dollar. Thank you Samira dollar donors are going next door

[05:07:58] Back track chat. We're going to the top of shred it. Yo, mr. Dempsey

[05:08:03] What's going on, bro? Don't watch your girls go cookies and I don't want to hear about Jesus go away

[05:08:10] Well, I'm not here to pitch either of those pal. What you got going on inside?

[05:08:20] Can I just break in?

[05:08:25] Wait.

[05:08:30] Chat, can I save the Vod?

[05:08:36] Oh my God.

[05:08:38] Oh my God, he's like, power saw out of the drill.

[05:08:41] Wait, this guy's like a fucking serial killer.

[05:08:44] Maybe there's tools nearby you could use?

[05:08:47] in the shed. Tool box. Bro, you somebody trapped in the fucking basement. Oh my god. But you

[05:09:02] think I didn't play Thief's Sim before? That's easy as shit.

[05:09:05] What should I use- Hey! What have you seen, huh? How did you get in here? Come here!

[05:09:13] No oblo- no obli-anglass.

[05:09:16] Don't touch me, Pito.

[05:09:17] You're on stream.

[05:09:18] Ah, get the fuck out of here, kid, before you regret it.

[05:09:22] Bro, he actually has somebody trapped in his basement.

[05:09:25] Should I go fucking, like, save them?

[05:09:29] What?!

[05:09:30] Oh wait, I gotta find a way in that I don't get.

[05:09:33] Ooh, wait, we gotta find a way that he isn't finding.

[05:09:36] Can I break in there?

[05:09:41] All right, bye guys, I'm turning stream off.

[05:09:46] Oh my god!

[05:09:49] Oh my god!

[05:09:51] Ah!

[05:09:53] Fuck, do you keep getting in here?

[05:09:56] No, no, no, no, there's gotta be a way, there's gotta be a way, there's gotta be a way.

[05:10:02] How the fuck do you keep getting in here?

[05:10:06] He's just like fucking waiting for me.

[05:10:09] Chat, where are the stairs to the basement?

[05:10:19] Your chat, make my stream to your friends.

[05:10:24] Here we go. We're in.

[05:10:30] Oh my god!

[05:10:31] Please! No more. Just kill me already.

[05:10:34] Capitalize?

[05:10:36] Yo, holy shit, that's a clip!

[05:10:38] Clip this guys!

[05:10:40] Oh my god, who is that?

[05:10:42] I'm Caden Brentley.

[05:10:44] You're on stream right now by the way, so don't say nothing bad.

[05:10:46] Yeah, you could get me banned, bro.

[05:10:48] Oh my god, where is he?

[05:10:50] Please help me.

[05:10:52] He's been keeping me down here for weeks.

[05:10:54] I'll save you.

[05:10:56] Y'all, no worries. I'll get you out of here,

[05:10:58] because I want to help out the less fortunate.

[05:11:00] I learned that word from Kai's synapse.

[05:11:02] from Kai's Synapse. He's been reading and shit.

[05:11:05] Mm-hmm.

[05:11:06] Ooh, Sauer.

[05:11:07] What?

[05:11:08] Oh, okay. Yeah, yeah. Thank you.

[05:11:11] Please, just untie me and call the police before he finds you.

[05:11:16] Who? Why are you down here?

[05:11:19] The fucking crazy fuck who owns the dungeon.

[05:11:22] Who do you think? You need to help us.

[05:11:28] Correct him.

[05:11:29] The crazy fuck who owns the dungeon?

[05:11:32] When you mean us, I'm not locked here.

[05:11:34] I can leave whenever I want.

[05:11:35] Mm-hmm.

[05:11:36] Valad?

[05:11:36] There's a man in the other room behind you.

[05:11:40] I think he's been here since before me.

[05:11:44] Oh, that guy's dead.

[05:11:46] Well, whoever he is, he's not there anymore.

[05:11:48] Probably dead and chopped into pieces.

[05:11:51] Did you know chopped also means cut up?

[05:11:52] I just learned that.

[05:11:54] Oh my god, holy fuck, fuck.

[05:11:57] We have to get out of here.

[05:11:58] How did you find me anyway?

[05:12:00] I was just looking for content and heard you down here. I'm a live streamer, by the way

[05:12:08] I'm calling can you show me out when they get here though and tell your friends Kaden Brentley saved you

[05:12:13] I'm Jesus Christ. Yes

[05:12:27] Yo, that's definitely farmed a few viewers right oh my god at 49 right now give me more give me more give me more

[05:12:35] Completed objective plus six there we go 56 viewers

[05:12:39] Yeah, how many subs do I have?

[05:12:41] Wait new mods available. Hold on

[05:12:43] We're gonna go peep that shit.

[05:12:47] Let me go back. Gotta go to the little PC real quick.

[05:12:53] Yeah, move out of the way, Gerard.

[05:12:55] You know, he acting like he's some hot shit streamer around.

[05:12:58] He got like 101 viewers all bodied, by the way.

[05:13:03] Mmm, okay, so we got a few options here.

[05:13:07] Auto mod. Not great.

[05:13:13] Chat is always in slow mode. I don't like that slow mode is probably pretty bad damage girl minus 40

[05:13:24] Increase gain from spray painting

[05:13:31] I like that auto mod should we keep I feel like auto mod you always want to have

[05:13:38] Two minutes slow mode

[05:13:40] Chill mod who means well, but doesn't really know what he's doing. He needs a lot of guidance. Okay, so we'll do him and we'll do auto

[05:13:49] Chat you got a sub if you want to keep the sub the phone going. Yeah, what do you think like some of my mod stats are?

[05:13:55] Nick chunky damage control minus 80. He's part of the problem

[05:14:01] Part of the problem. Libby, Libby's like a good mod. I don't think there's any negative

[05:14:10] stats on Libby's end. The chunky's probably all negatives and one super positive. Brings

[05:14:16] vibes to the table I guess. Why am I getting slandered? Because you spam like crazy. Yo

[05:14:21] keep that. That has to be a fun farm. Oh the crack head's running around again.

[05:14:27] We got to go find some other crazy shit to do yep there we go mccunkey

[05:14:32] Chat type one if I don't know just type one

[05:14:38] Plus one beer for kicking a ball easy

[05:14:42] Wait I could maybe go help these people out here

[05:14:45] Hey what you guys doing?

[05:14:48] Ooh stoner smug to say

[05:14:50] Hey Smokesesh dude you buying or not?

[05:14:53] Yeah, I'm getting sold a raggedo.

[05:15:00] What? For just two? Okay, how about just one?

[05:15:07] Okay, uh, 200?

[05:15:10] I don't have two of her out.

[05:15:13] Bro, I'm just fucking with you. Are you stupid? I can tell you've never smoked that

[05:15:21] I can tell you've never smoked that green before.

[05:15:24] Yeah, I have.

[05:15:26] What, bro?

[05:15:27] Of course I've smoked it.

[05:15:27] My god, all my ears are leaving.

[05:15:29] I ain't a virgin.

[05:15:30] Trust me.

[05:15:31] Sure, bro.

[05:15:33] Take a hit then, big guy.

[05:15:35] All right, chat.

[05:15:36] This one's for you.

[05:15:42] Yeah.

[05:15:42] Good stuff, dude.

[05:15:44] I'm high as fuck right now.

[05:15:46] Dude, you didn't even inhale.

[05:15:48] Oh my god, bro, we saw it right through it!

[05:15:53] I swear I inhaled, bro.

[05:15:55] Oh my god, I was just nervous.

[05:15:58] I need to get more fucking notoriety.

[05:16:00] I can't kick a car.

[05:16:01] If I get 17 more notoriety, I get banned.

[05:16:06] Let me be nice and buy something.

[05:16:08] How could I not see?

[05:16:08] How did?

[05:16:09] Welcome in.

[05:16:10] Feel free to look around.

[05:16:12] Bro, what you listening to on your radio?

[05:16:15] It's the Data Wars podcast.

[05:16:16] endorsed by president cletus kornwood himself if you're still listening to mainstream media

[05:16:21] it's hard to say you've got your head under the sand uh-oh yeah you think the earth's flat

[05:16:26] what's so great about data wars then well i'll bet you didn't know the north koreans were planning

[05:16:30] to invade us they're watching us right now as we speak data wars has the proof really yeah right

[05:16:37] why would they want to watch you you're not even a streamer you're fucking on god dude you're

[05:16:42] boring chud that works at this fucking gun store slash gas station slash cigarette

[05:16:48] shop what is this place they're living among us and gather an intel like the

[05:16:53] game something about inventory of how well we'd be able to protect ourselves

[05:16:57] bro say that again they're living what among us you've ever been to the

[05:17:02] community center across from here it's run by North Korean spies get him to

[05:17:06] say it again I told him to quit putting their cameras at me but they

[05:17:10] They just lied and told me it was harmless surveillance.

[05:17:12] Don't believe me?

[05:17:13] Go talk to them and you'll see.

[05:17:14] They're spies.

[05:17:16] How many spies do you think there are?

[05:17:17] Maybe five or eight or...

[05:17:20] Well, why don't you leave out the numbers in between them?

[05:17:23] You forgot about six, seven.

[05:17:26] Oh my God.

[05:17:27] All right, sure why not.

[05:17:28] Content is content.

[05:17:32] Question to the community center and people use?

[05:17:34] Wait, why am I going to Maplewood?

[05:17:38] Why is that a new objective?

[05:17:40] I

[05:17:45] Can't believe it. I'm getting sued I can't afford this I have to shut down my store now

[05:17:51] I have nothing left to live for you. Maybe start selling feet pics on feet binder some shit you fucking chud

[05:17:58] Yeah, damn, dude. Don't you know the world now is about working for yourself?

[05:18:02] My wife wasn't even in trouble

[05:18:05] Why did you tell me that?

[05:18:07] Yeah, sorry about that. That's my blog. That's my bad. That's my bad totally.

[05:18:12] Potentially my fault. Pickup spoiled meat. What am I gonna do with that?

[05:18:17] Question the community center employees. Isn't this the community center?

[05:18:22] Oh my god! The communists center!

[05:18:26] Aaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

[05:18:30] I don't see any of the fucking Navel ones for it!

[05:18:34] All right.

[05:18:37] How's my view count looking fucking pretty bad right now 54 viewers didn't dropping

[05:18:44] You gotta get our numbers up never gonna be able to get a twinge gone

[05:18:50] Hello, is there something wrong with the TV out there again that the ignition said they fixed it

[05:18:56] So how can you get your own little office here when all the other employees have to share that shack outside need privacy to goon or something

[05:19:02] Well, I own and manage this company.

[05:19:05] Why did I just lose two fucking years?

[05:19:07] Get their separate offices.

[05:19:09] That was the most boring thing I've ever heard.

[05:19:12] What can I do here?

[05:19:13] I do have something you could do, actually.

[05:19:15] Some guy has been harassing us constantly.

[05:19:17] Oh my god, really, who?

[05:19:18] Would you tell him to stop?

[05:19:20] He runs an outdoor store next to us.

[05:19:22] Ask about his race.

[05:19:24] Yo, quick question for you.

[05:19:25] You wouldn't happen to be Korean, would you?

[05:19:28] That's pretty good.

[05:19:29] I'm half Tibetan.

[05:19:30] I'm half Korean, actually.

[05:19:32] North Korean or South Korean oh shit half Korean so like half of you is North

[05:19:39] Korean and the other half is South 50% Korean part is 100% South okay mom is

[05:19:46] from Seoul he's in the clear I don't understand what the hell you're saying

[05:19:49] I ain't good at math there's nothing else I need to get back that was so racist

[05:19:54] oh my god that was actually so racist when you said that guy was harassing him

[05:20:01] Why am I questioning more of these employees?

[05:20:04] I'm just burning viewers as well.

[05:20:06] Say a game.

[05:20:07] Oh, save and sleep.

[05:20:10] Do I lose viewers while I'm asleep?

[05:20:14] Don't tell me I lose viewers while I'm asleep.

[05:20:17] Oh, I don't.

[05:20:17] Thank fuck.

[05:20:20] I was gonna say go to bed.

[05:20:21] You got to fucking reset.

[05:20:22] Wait, dude, this is the community center.

[05:20:24] Where are the people?

[05:20:24] Chat, feel free to host me.

[05:20:29] Am I fucking crazy?

[05:20:31] Oh, in here. Where are the people?

[05:20:36] Oh my god, easy one viewer.

[05:20:43] Chat, where are the people?

[05:20:44] Crush in the community center employees.

[05:20:47] I only see one fucking person.

[05:20:51] Oh my god, in the shack outside.

[05:20:57] Where is that?

[05:20:57] I can't vandalize that's bad news out here. They are

[05:21:04] Hello, welcome to Maplewood Community Center. Do you need any help? We got a visitor

[05:21:08] You could help my stream out people love couples content. Yo mods change my title to live with an Asian baddie

[05:21:16] No, you look like you're still in high school and also I'm married

[05:21:21] Do you actually need help with anything? Are you North Korean? Yo, so I'm trying to learn about the world and shit

[05:21:27] Where you from?

[05:21:28] Oh, well, I was born here, but my parents are from the Philippines.

[05:21:31] That's a funny question, though.

[05:21:33] Is there any other reason you're asking?

[05:21:34] I'm gonna rat on him.

[05:21:36] Jonathan from the outdoor store.

[05:21:37] That dude running the outdoor store thinks you guys are Korean spies.

[05:21:40] That true?

[05:21:41] What?

[05:21:42] That is so typical of him.

[05:21:43] He has been harassing us for a while now about our cameras and just our general

[05:21:47] presence.

[05:21:48] I think he's just racist.

[05:21:50] I haven't completed my investigation yet.

[05:21:53] We have one more gotta talk to you.

[05:21:55] As I told you you could be a sleeper agent. I'm definitely not a spy. Don't listen to that much job

[05:22:01] Do you remember being born? That's what I thought

[05:22:04] Hey, welcome to maplewood community center. Do you have any question about her upcoming events?

[05:22:11] What kind of events I don't ever see anything happen yet not caring about the events

[05:22:16] Hunting boring sub boring boring boring boring

[05:22:19] I do a bet with you real quick my chat loves gambling content. I bet you five bucks

[05:22:24] I can guess your race.

[05:22:26] Sure, you're on.

[05:22:28] Everyone always gets this wrong.

[05:22:36] What does he look, chat?

[05:22:38] Sorry, we got a bad angle here.

[05:22:40] Korean or Mexican? Probably like a mixture.

[05:22:42] I don't really know.

[05:22:44] He's got to be one of the two though.

[05:22:46] Mexican. You look a little Mexican.

[05:22:48] Am I right? Not even close.

[05:22:50] I'm from Myanmar.

[05:22:52] the M right though yeah so I was close pretty sure that means I don't have to

[05:22:56] pay you chat I was close enough right it's whatever bro you don't get a pay

[05:23:02] me you're saving me from boring work day so I'll just take that wait this guy's

[05:23:06] like low-key chill hashtag hashtag chill guy at the community center hashtag

[05:23:11] North Korean communists aren't actually taking over the country ramp it

[05:23:17] I

[05:23:20] Went over there and talked to them turns out I

[05:23:25] Really could feel the fire right now

[05:23:27] Well two one of them's Korean, but he's South Korean, so I'm gonna say none of them are Korean

[05:23:33] None of them are Korean bro. I asked them and they're all from different places like the filler of Peans

[05:23:38] No, no, they're lying. That's all the commies do. This is why you gotta listen to Alec Johnson

[05:23:45] He trained you for this psychological warfare. We need to play their game. We need Intel go over there and so I'm not

[05:23:52] Gonna go search through their documents are we fucking serious? Oh my god, you think they're lying

[05:23:59] What if this guy's actually fucking right? Yo chat, what should we look? I just see a bunch of boring ass

[05:24:05] Holy shit look at its folder chat top secret do not open which probably guys think it is

[05:24:12] Asian robot

[05:24:14] X or ammo three

[05:24:17] What the fuck is this when he got Asian rabbit x vods downloaded on his work computer?

[05:24:24] This dude straight up goonin in the maplewood community center

[05:24:30] Yo y'all remember

[05:24:35] Yo y'all remember the meta when people would green screen fortnight on their ass

[05:24:40] That mess?

[05:24:42] That shit was crazy.

[05:24:48] That mess got patched real quick.

[05:24:50] That was like what, 8 months ago, a year ago?

[05:24:56] I found plans to destroy America.

[05:24:58] I can't say that.

[05:25:10] than taking over the minds of the youth.

[05:25:12] It's destabilization 101.

[05:25:14] Scare him or support porn?

[05:25:19] You gotta believe me, man.

[05:25:20] They were getting some weird shit over there.

[05:25:23] Oh my god, you believe it.

[05:25:25] You gotta go see it yourself.

[05:25:26] Dude, they're probably recording you

[05:25:28] so they can do cum tributes to you.

[05:25:30] They got whole communities for that, you know?

[05:25:40] I

[05:25:42] Not the direction. I thought this was gonna go oh my god. It all makes sense

[05:25:47] How would Johnson was right about everything? That's it. We're putting into this go over there knock out those cameras

[05:25:56] Most cans look expensive case hardened

[05:25:59] That is a case hardened gun. Can we do a little CS opening? I would probably farm viewers

[05:26:03] I'm gonna get banned on Twitch when I when I knock out these cameras I can't knock out the cameras

[05:26:20] Right take cameras in the community center. I need to get a fucking tool

[05:26:31] Bro if I fucking get banned on Twitch for this where's the last camera?

[05:26:39] Y'all people ask camera oh one more it's on the corner it is weird they have them pointing him

[05:26:49] What the hell is going on here? What happened to our cameras?

[05:26:53] Bruh, the nut job from the outdoor store shot him out.

[05:26:56] Hell yeah.

[05:26:57] You. I should have known this was you for the last time.

[05:27:00] Stop harassing us, you racist imbecile.

[05:27:03] Imbecile what? Stop speaking that foreign language.

[05:27:06] This is America. That's what you get for filming Porto of me.

[05:27:09] Heh heh, hell yeah, brother.

[05:27:11] Yeah, were you like playing into jerk off to me and shit?

[05:27:14] Crazy.

[05:27:15] You were going to do a fucking come tribute to my face or some shit.

[05:27:28] Or just lightin' rounds into the sky.

[05:27:31] Oh my god, see dude, plus nine notoriety for that?

[05:27:34] How the fuck?

[05:27:35] How the fuck am I supposed to do this?

[05:27:38] I'm going to go to Red Grill Burgers.

[05:27:40] Buy a homeless person a burger or some shit.

[05:27:42] That'll get me on band.

[05:27:49] Hey, no cutting in line. I'm about to order.

[05:27:52] What you gonna order, bro?

[05:27:53] I don't know yet. I'm having a hard time reading the menu.

[05:27:56] Simplifies.

[05:27:57] Hey, same here, bro. I ain't good at reading and shit.

[05:27:59] They put me in those, like, special reading classes in school.

[05:28:02] Where's case out? What do you mean case out?

[05:28:04] Actually, I'm legally blind.

[05:28:07] Legally? So I can't get banned for talking to you, right?

[05:28:10] right I'm on thin ice with staff recently oh I am anyway can you help me you read

[05:28:16] the menu yeah help them oh my god my fine what do you feel like eating mm

[05:28:21] okay sure that sounds good is that what you want maybe not you might also

[05:28:27] understand viewers what else then they also got fries here you want that baby

[05:28:33] baby do they have cheeseburgers here oh dude you're snooze fast man you got

[05:28:38] I'm gonna pick some shit. My chaff's hating this.

[05:28:40] Okay, so you do want a burger?

[05:28:42] Which one, bro? Hurry up.

[05:28:44] Maybe just a coffee. Do they have coffee here?

[05:28:48] Dude, yes. Is that what you want? You're making me lose viewers, man.

[05:28:52] Hmm, I'll ponder it. Thank you for helping me out, young man.

[05:28:56] Bro, you didn't even fucking order anything! I'm eating a burger.

[05:29:00] Bro, that could eat plus nine notoriety, already dead ass.

[05:29:04] I'm talking to Gash here.

[05:29:06] Welcome to Red Grilled Burgers.

[05:29:07] How can I help you today?

[05:29:09] Make a joke.

[05:29:10] Based in Red Grilled, right, chat?

[05:29:13] Sir, do you want to order something or not?

[05:29:16] She's looking like a whole meal, girl.

[05:29:18] Can I order you?

[05:29:19] Ooh, W red.

[05:29:20] Sir, if you aren't going to order, I'll have to ask you to leave.

[05:29:25] Order something.

[05:29:26] Can I get a double cheeseburger?

[05:29:28] What's the name on the order?

[05:29:32] Dover cyber balls or Mike cock

[05:29:38] Ben Ben what's the last name on the order dover

[05:29:44] Okay

[05:29:46] Dover coming up

[05:29:48] Why you like what you see that's not funny. Please step aside next person, please

[05:29:54] Where is the manager?

[05:29:56] Yo, is there a Karen here with the box?

[05:29:59] Or could I talk to her?

[05:30:08] They're just staring at the donuts, dude.

[05:30:26] You'll know my name soon. Everyone will.

[05:30:29] Let me check my schedule real quick.

[05:30:31] Oh, yes, I did. We have you down for later, but you're here early.

[05:30:35] We love to see that.

[05:30:36] Oh my god, am I better get a job in a faster-than-place?

[05:30:39] Oh shit, Chad, it worked. What the fuck did we do now?

[05:30:42] What was that? I didn't hear you.

[05:30:43] It doesn't matter. Let's get started.

[05:30:46] So why do you want to work here, Aiden?

[05:30:47] Make content.

[05:30:48] I'm just trying to make some content.

[05:30:50] I figured if I come back here and ask for a job, it'd be a goldmine for Ragebait.

[05:30:54] Not sure what that means.

[05:30:56] Well, it sounds like a compliment.

[05:30:57] I don't have a resume and foul for you.

[05:30:59] What kind of experience do you have, Aiden?

[05:31:01] Streaming?

[05:31:02] I got experience cooking fireclips and brain rot content, bruh.

[05:31:06] Oh, wow.

[05:31:07] Knowing how to prepare brain and fire sounds very impressive.

[05:31:10] Very exotic.

[05:31:12] You seem experienced enough.

[05:31:13] This guy's a fucking idiot.

[05:31:15] Can you start today?

[05:31:16] Yeah.

[05:31:17] Yeah, sure, bruh.

[05:31:18] Whatever.

[05:31:18] Awesome.

[05:31:19] So you can start right away.

[05:31:21] For now, uh, chat.

[05:31:22] Dude, I'm working.

[05:31:24] No way I'm- No way I'm a fucking fast food worker now.

[05:31:27] Yo, welcome to Red Grilled Burgers. What you want?

[05:31:30] Can I have a double cheeseburger?

[05:31:32] A large one.

[05:31:33] Interrupted.

[05:31:34] Slow down, you're going too fast.

[05:31:36] You wanted a cheeseburger?

[05:31:38] No, no, I wanted a double cheeseburger. Hurry, I'm hungry.

[05:31:43] Mocker.

[05:31:44] Ooh, a double. She's a big girl, isn't she?

[05:31:48] Ah, dude, fat-shaining T.O.S. Holy fuck.

[05:31:50] How rude! It's not for me!

[05:31:53] Oh my god, we're took a ton of line here.

[05:31:55] I want to talk to the manager.

[05:31:56] I am the manager.

[05:31:57] That would be me.

[05:31:58] I'm the manager.

[05:31:59] Is there a problem?

[05:32:01] You are, and this is how you run your establishment.

[05:32:04] You should be ashamed.

[05:32:05] I'm leaving you a one-star review.

[05:32:07] Apologize.

[05:32:08] Oh my god.

[05:32:09] I am so sorry.

[05:32:11] Please don't stop coming here.

[05:32:12] Your orders single-handedly keep us in business.

[05:32:15] Oh, dude, sneak test.

[05:32:17] This is ridiculous.

[05:32:18] I'm starving, and I don't have time for it.

[05:32:20] Yeah, who cares?

[05:32:21] Where is the manager?

[05:32:22] Welcome to Red Girl Burgers. We only got one girl right now though. What do you want?

[05:32:30] Why are you out of breath? Yeah, dude, I just got hired. I'm doing a challenge where I spend the whole day as a wage cook

[05:32:38] Okay, yeah, but I don't know for sale, buddy

[05:32:44] But I just got done with my 30 minute walk. So I feel like I deserve one

[05:32:52] Buddy you did not even burn the calories equivalent to a fucking doughnut

[05:32:57] Caden Ross mobs your ass a little pop. Oh my god

[05:33:01] I know what's even tastier a delicious salad better yet a big plate of nothing that it hits so hard right now, bro

[05:33:16] Yo, I feel like we need a fucking calling ambulance for this guy he actually sounds like he's gonna fucking faint

[05:33:21] what do you want aren't you supposed to say hey you're not supposed to be back

[05:33:25] here or something now I work here now dude I don't give a fuck what you do

[05:33:31] compliment him glazing bro you're so nonchalant and sigma you must pull

[05:33:36] hella huzz like that yeah what am I losing you yelling me for bothering you

[05:33:42] or something I hope you keep losing them maybe one day I'm no just put the

[05:33:46] Fries in the bag bro. Oh, that's a fire. Yeah, this place sucks. I'm not really farming viewers here

[05:33:53] I gotta tell them I'm gonna play

[05:33:54] Glad to have you in the team. I'm glad. Yeah, bro. I don't what do you mean?

[05:33:58] Are you not? Yeah, I'm in the job buddy. I ain't be no wagey. I'm dipping

[05:34:06] I could go talk to this guy

[05:34:09] Mocking the dog you waiting for someone or are you just really eating that all alone low key sad, bro

[05:34:15] What's your problem, kid? I'm just trying to eat.

[05:34:18] I'm just trying to eat this good food.

[05:34:21] I hate eating at fast food places.

[05:34:23] You look like an expert. My chat always debating about this burger chain shit.

[05:34:26] Like, I'll always wait until I can get home or like, I'd rather eat that shit in a car.

[05:34:29] Huh?

[05:34:31] Bruh, am I muted or some shit? I asked, what the best burger chain is.

[05:34:35] Um, what do you think is the best?

[05:34:38] Mmm, five fries.

[05:34:39] Five fries is the goat, bruh. I want all five to run a tre-

[05:34:43] I

[05:34:46] Why did I lose fucking yours?

[05:34:49] You look like a streamer

[05:34:51] Completely unrelated. No, you want to play a game of would you rather sure why not? Okay?

[05:34:57] Go ahead ask me one. What aren't you supposed to ask me the questions? No, bro

[05:35:02] I found nothing like a side. I'm gonna lock in. Okay. Let me think

[05:35:07] Bone in or bone list on in bone in brah. I'm a real eater

[05:35:12] what okay um sweet potato fries french fries regular fries brah anyone who

[05:35:19] says sweet potato is capping fucking that's your what lose your outside or lose

[05:35:24] your hearing lose hearing who's my hearing brah anything worth hearing is

[05:35:28] coming out of my mouth anyway love but poor or rich but no one likes you I

[05:35:35] would rather be loved but poor but rich but nobody likes you might get me more

[05:35:39] viewers love the poor wholesome loved but poor all I need is a view count baby

[05:35:45] okay last one kill yourself to save the world or kill the world to save

[05:35:51] yourself mmm gotta be commendable here clip farm save the world obviously we go

[05:35:56] here's back up so much aura great can I we have 62 viewers how do I get to a

[05:36:03] a fucking hundred quick I haven't seen what's over here

[05:36:08] shop that's a clip oh my god cock chairs

[05:36:13] cuckoo chairs I can sleep here how's it going can I help you with anything

[05:36:21] mmm got any risk test nice waves yo bro I'm trying to pick up a baddy level on

[05:36:26] stream you look like you got mad Riz got any tips man look it's simple

[05:36:32] literally stylish kissable quiet that's what girls dreams are made of don't

[05:36:39] gotta try nothing fancy Adam they didn't want Andrew Bateman says bro you got to

[05:36:44] be a high value oh I'm always on the edge of getting banned man

[05:36:50] all mission here welcome in looking for anything specific today yeah I'm

[05:36:56] I'm looking for an employee who works here, Alida Khan.

[05:36:59] Her last name is Dom.

[05:37:01] Hmm, let me think.

[05:37:03] Alida Kandam?

[05:37:06] I'll need a Kandam.

[05:37:09] Ain't no way, bruh.

[05:37:10] Chat, clip that.

[05:37:12] What do you mean?

[05:37:13] Alida Kandam?

[05:37:15] Alida Kandam.

[05:37:16] Oh, yeah.

[05:37:18] I guess that's funny.

[05:37:19] Bro, wipe a long face.

[05:37:20] Everyone else working here seems smiley.

[05:37:22] They bully in you or some shit.

[05:37:24] I'm just kind of down because of some stuff with her.

[05:37:26] Ooh, what happened? You want me to talk to her?

[05:37:28] I don't know. It's probably unprofessional to talk about it with you.

[05:37:31] Tell me.

[05:37:32] Come on, brah. What else are you going to do all day? I'm the only customer in here.

[05:37:36] Yeah, I guess you're right.

[05:37:38] Well, a few months ago, my girlfriend Mel started working different shifts than me.

[05:37:42] But that guy Tim over there...

[05:37:44] Oh, you think she's banging him?

[05:37:46] She has friends.

[05:37:48] I don't know.

[05:37:50] Tim over there. Oh, you think she's banging him? She asked for an open relationship

[05:37:58] Mocking bro, how'd you bag her anyway? No offense man. You look like a gnome. I

[05:38:03] Just got lucky I guess anyway

[05:38:05] She started dating Tim on the side and now she's spending more time with you. So you're the side piece now

[05:38:12] So now he's telling her that I'm being toxic and controlling. I think he wants her to break up with me

[05:38:18] Give him advice bro. You can't let nobody talk to your girl like that about you. You got to kick his ass, man

[05:38:23] Well, I'm not gonna be that type, but yeah, that's why I'm a little down right now

[05:38:27] But as long as she's happy that's that's all that matters cringe bro. Just listening to you makes me feel like a beta

[05:38:33] I'll get to the bottom of this myself

[05:38:36] Yo, ask her. Hello. Welcome in. Let me know if you need help finding anything

[05:38:41] Chat watch. I'm about to show you how to raise up a baddie

[05:38:43] Hey Shoddy, how about we have a little fun on one of the beds in the back?

[05:38:48] I'm a losing a viewer!

[05:38:50] I'm sorry, we don't sell any race car beds here.

[05:38:54] The game slot might have what you're looking for though, maybe your mom can take you?

[05:38:59] Insulter.

[05:39:00] Fuck you bitch, I make ten times your life savings in a day.

[05:39:03] That's entirely crap.

[05:39:05] Your mommy gives you a big boy allowance?

[05:39:08] Yo, she's kinda grilling me right now, no I.

[05:39:10] So you're Mel right Steve told me about your open relationship. Why are you doing that to him, bruh?

[05:39:17] What Steven talked to you about us. Why is he telling a stranger about a private relationship?

[05:39:23] Make a joke. What's not exactly private is it more like communal? It's

[05:39:28] 2025 polyamory should be normalized relationships aren't so black and white anymore

[05:39:33] Make another joke black and white

[05:39:35] I didn't even gonna say that one. He already told me about it, so you might as well tell me what's going on

[05:39:42] He'd bring in the vibe down in here on God

[05:39:44] Steven and I agreed to this arrangement, so I don't see why he's upset. Did he tell you about the affair he was having?

[05:39:51] Yeah, I didn't think so. He was seeing our co-worker Lauren behind my back

[05:39:56] It would have been okay if he had told me but he was keeping it a secret

[05:40:02] Okay, what do I say here that doesn't get me banned

[05:40:05] I'm losing viewers

[05:40:08] Mock them both.

[05:40:09] Bro this shit don't even make any sense. You guys just cheating with extra steps. Why can't you two just be normal and

[05:40:16] monogonist?

[05:40:16] It's not cheating. Stephen and I love each other and he'll always be my number one

[05:40:21] But if this is causing all these tensions, maybe I should close the relationship again

[05:40:26] I think I just run the relationship. This might be bad.

[05:40:28] Sup little man?

[05:40:29] Yo, bro. I heard you're dating Mel while she's already dating Stephen. What's up?

[05:40:34] Oh, yeah

[05:40:35] Look, Mellon and I just got along so well when we started working together more, and

[05:40:40] it turns out we're mattress professionals in more ways than one.

[05:40:44] Oh, I get what you're saying, you guys do it here or...

[05:40:48] She's been considering breaking it off with me to appease him though.

[05:40:52] He's upset about me, even though I'm not doing anything wrong.

[05:40:56] Shit, man, I'd do the same if I were you.

[05:40:59] Steve or no Steve.

[05:41:00] She fine as hell, no cap.

[05:41:02] That's what I'm saying.

[05:41:04] I can't stand that guy anymore.

[05:41:07] I think she'd be better off with me anyway.

[05:41:09] All right, I think I solved their problem.

[05:41:12] Help either Steve or Tim win Mel's heart.

[05:41:15] Hey, again, let me know if you need anything.

[05:41:17] I'll just be in this corner.

[05:41:22] Do I just tell her to?

[05:41:23] How do I?

[05:41:24] How do I?

[05:41:25] What do I do?

[05:41:26] What's up, little man?

[05:41:27] Oh, how's it going?

[05:41:28] Bro, I'm with you.

[05:41:29] I'm going to help you take Mel from Steven for good.

[05:41:31] We alpha males got to stick together.

[05:41:33] Oh, that's nice of you, bro.

[05:41:35] Tell him to kill Steven or threaten suicide.

[05:41:38] That doesn't change how much she loves him.

[05:41:40] I can't do that, brah.

[05:41:41] I really can't do that.

[05:41:42] I'm 10 points away from getting banned.

[05:41:45] But, I'm with you.

[05:41:46] That's Snake.

[05:41:47] I know.

[05:41:48] But what can I do?

[05:41:49] I don't want to be controlling.

[05:41:51] Seven dots.

[05:41:51] Dude, you're legit too good for this girl.

[05:41:53] There we go.

[05:41:54] Minus the variety.

[05:41:55] It is what it is.

[05:41:56] It's why Tim is also dating my other co-worker, Lauren.

[05:41:58] He just gets all the girls while nice guys like me

[05:42:01] get left behind.

[05:42:02] Oh my god, you're shutting out.

[05:42:04] Wait, he's dating another girl too?

[05:42:06] Does Mel know about that?

[05:42:07] No, but I figure it doesn't matter what this book on the research is about.

[05:42:11] She's gonna be pissed about that.

[05:42:12] Bro, I got no fucking aura right now.

[05:42:13] You're just a big fat pussy.

[05:42:15] Where's your anger?

[05:42:16] Where are your balls?

[05:42:17] Yeah, you know what?

[05:42:19] I am angry.

[05:42:21] He can't do that to me.

[05:42:22] I'm gonna kick his ass.

[05:42:23] They're gonna fight right now?

[05:42:25] Oh, I am a wolf.

[05:42:28] Okay, not a very hardcore growl.

[05:42:31] Not great alpha shit. Oh my god, am I gonna watch a fist fight?

[05:42:39] Hey man, Jim is going to murder him. Oh no

[05:42:50] What just happened

[05:42:52] Who won bro? Did you see me kick Steven's gnome ass? Okay Steven Steven got killed

[05:42:59] We are 21 viewers away from a hundred that's the goal this stream had a hundred viewers

[05:43:07] We gotta reach it

[05:43:12] Hey construction site's no place for a kid construction workers only well constructed day in your mouth

[05:43:21] What he's gonna get his shit together with this new construction digger got him. Yeah

[05:43:27] Yeah, he ain't want to work with your ass.

[05:43:28] Yeah, he's been in and out of Jubey's whole childhood,

[05:43:31] but I'm really sticking my neck out for him this time.

[05:43:33] Another joke.

[05:43:34] Is your white sticker neck out for guys, too?

[05:43:36] All right, enough talking.

[05:43:38] Scram.

[05:43:38] 83 viewers.

[05:43:39] 83 viewers.

[05:43:40] We're so close, dude.

[05:43:41] Just ripping dick jokes left and right.

[05:43:42] What about Bob?

[05:43:43] Hey, kid, get out of here.

[05:43:44] This is the activity.

[05:43:47] Getting out of here, bro.

[05:43:49] Set track on the construction zone.

[05:43:51] Who's that?

[05:43:52] Dude, I really can't talk.

[05:43:53] I need to focus.

[05:43:55] Mocking.

[05:43:55] Man, what are you doing working a bitch job like this?

[05:43:58] I'd rather live on the streets than do broke boy activities.

[05:44:01] The fuck you know about the streets?

[05:44:02] I lived that shit.

[05:44:03] Fuck outta here.

[05:44:04] Apologize.

[05:44:05] I'm just messing around, man.

[05:44:06] Didn't mean nothing by it.

[05:44:08] Wait, is that the livestream drone that just dropped from Kaisen apps?

[05:44:12] Yeah, you trying to be a streamer, too?

[05:44:14] Fuck yeah, bro.

[05:44:15] My channel's Kaden Brentley on Twitch.

[05:44:17] Yo, chat, what up?

[05:44:19] I'm Adog the God.

[05:44:20] I'm not chatting his dumbass out.

[05:44:21] Mock him.

[05:44:22] Dude, if you're gonna leech off me, at least give me some content.

[05:44:24] like what

[05:44:26] do something entertaining if you want to make it as a streamer you gotta have

[05:44:29] some content

[05:44:30] what's something entertaining you can do yo I could show you my welding laser

[05:44:34] shit is dope as fuck they're the toolbox though and I can't fucking find it

[05:44:38] I'll help him I'll find you a new toolbox bro stay here I got you

[05:44:42] oh my god this mission definitely brings us over

[05:44:45] we go to the outdoor store buy a toolbox I'll put my thirty nine bucks into

[05:44:49] that and then we get 15 beers out of this shit you go wild some crazy shit

[05:44:53] It might be a real IRL stream hold up. Let me yell at this random stranger real fuck for war

[05:44:59] What up little bro?

[05:45:01] compliment him

[05:45:02] You got that shit on you, bro. How fired thanks little bro

[05:45:07] Ask about us clothes. Is that drowning ape shirt real?

[05:45:12] Blazing sick that shit tough as hell. Oh my god, we're gaining notoriety back

[05:45:17] Oh, shit, you're live? Can I shut myself out?

[05:45:21] Sure, why not?

[05:45:23] Yo, follow me at...

[05:45:29] Oh, shit, I think the audio just cut out.

[05:45:31] Insult him.

[05:45:32] Goofy ass username.

[05:45:33] What the fuck?

[05:45:36] 86 viewers, 14 more.

[05:45:38] So close.

[05:45:41] Yo, am I muted?

[05:45:42] I

[05:45:45] Saw you take out the cameras what no problem, bro. You know what when the war comes all that one stored away fuck

[05:45:51] Yeah

[05:45:58] Did I buy it oh

[05:46:01] Give Aaron the toolbox or not chat am I sigma?

[05:46:06] But he just says the same fucking three lines every time dude if I just spent $20 on that shit

[05:46:11] You better give it to me. Yeah, what's that?

[05:46:13] Go away, bro! We're trying to chill out here and you're getting-

[05:46:16] Yo, I changed my-

[05:46:17] Alright, chat. This one's for you.

[05:46:20] I'm inhaling.

[05:46:22] There we go.

[05:46:23] What the fuck?

[05:46:24] Yo, we're so close to getting banned.

[05:46:25] Oh, no, dude.

[05:46:27] It was just some shitty shake mixed with some oregano.

[05:46:31] Yo, shit, okay, I feel it.

[05:46:33] Now some good shit.

[05:46:35] You're a funny little dude.

[05:46:37] We were gonna graffiti maple with market,

[05:46:39] But we just want to chill now since you're cool. You could have the spray paint though. Oh my god

[05:46:43] He's giving me spray paint this will town for the no money your viewers also is incur incurred the neuriety cost

[05:46:49] Bro, I need to get my neuriety down like bad. I'm ten away from a band. I'm gonna have to you there in this toolbox

[05:46:57] I'm also ten viewers for a hundred. We are so close. I

[05:47:01] Can't get that shit

[05:47:03] That's an easy viewer though

[05:47:06] Yeah, what I'm Aaron. Yo, can you find some new tools for me? Yeah, bro. I got you just pick

[05:47:13] That's fucking awesome return you gotta give me some content

[05:47:19] Kiss your boss off or let me on the construction site. Let me on the construction

[05:47:23] I do something on the site like can I climb something that'd be

[05:47:27] Oh, I know you can help me find my job help you find your fucking drill dog

[05:47:32] I don't want to oh how the hell am I supposed to get up there?

[05:47:42] Oh my god, do I have to parkour right now?

[05:47:48] Jack do I got order?

[05:47:50] No fucking way

[05:47:52] This is gonna be this is gonna be impossible to get up there

[05:47:58] Wait, maybe not

[05:48:02] Yeah, but that's not gonna get me bro. How do I get to that drill?

[05:48:15] You have to move the crane

[05:48:23] Smart chat in my face or cringe

[05:48:28] You have a thing with that bro, I need to just jump on top of it

[05:48:32] Yo, the fucking movement in this game is actually terrible.

[05:48:38] It is impossible to fucking get up.

[05:48:42] I'm gonna lose gears.

[05:48:43] I'm gonna lose gears.

[05:48:44] I gotta do something entertaining fast.

[05:48:45] Oh my god.

[05:48:46] If I fail again, this is bad news.

[05:48:48] Jump up on that.

[05:48:49] Jump up on that.

[05:48:50] Jump up on that.

[05:48:51] There we go.

[05:48:52] Hit it.

[05:48:53] Oh my god.

[05:48:54] Please.

[05:48:55] Chat, is this good content?

[05:48:56] No, it's terrible.

[05:48:57] Please chat is this good content? No, it's terrible

[05:49:11] Damn it. Oh my god

[05:49:21] There's no way this is the this is the easiest way to do this

[05:49:24] We're going for a long jump.

[05:49:29] Oh my god, that's the method.

[05:49:34] That's the method.

[05:49:35] Bro, I'm going to lose a viewer.

[05:49:40] Ready?

[05:49:41] Oh my god, this is impossible.

[05:49:52] You're fucking kidding me.

[05:49:56] Just let me get up here.

[05:50:00] Oh my, I was just there.

[05:50:02] I was just fucking there.

[05:50:05] Okay, ready?

[05:50:06] Good pop.

[05:50:07] Pause, pause, hodl, hodl.

[05:50:09] Yo, twinge popo, better not be watching me right now.

[05:50:11] Ready?

[05:50:13] Done.

[05:50:16] Guess now.

[05:50:22] Why is this so fucking hard?

[05:50:45] Oh my god, this is like actually like physically upsetting me right now.

[05:50:56] Band 2 then, that stupid fuck.

[05:50:57] Oh, let me just putt match up my keyboard right now.

[05:51:00] Let me just putt match up my keyboard right now, that'd be like really funny.

[05:51:02] I would get a little squeaky.

[05:51:05] Okay.

[05:51:07] Ready?

[05:51:10] When it stops.

[05:51:13] Go.

[05:51:15] What is the fucking physics of this shitty ass fucking game, dude?

[05:51:21] Are we serious right now?

[05:51:22] I just lost a beer.

[05:51:23] I just lost a beer.

[05:51:24] I just lost a beer.

[05:51:25] I just lost a fucking beer.

[05:51:26] I just lost a fucking beer.

[05:51:27] Oh, he's back.

[05:51:28] What is happening?

[05:51:29] Why can't I jump up on that?

[05:51:41] This is the worst game ever.

[05:51:48] Oh my god.

[05:51:53] Why do you keep checking your view count like an insecure loser?

[05:51:56] Oh my god.

[05:51:57] Thank you zero for the dollar donation.

[05:52:01] Just trying to fucking acquire this.

[05:52:07] I'm going to throw up.

[05:52:08] I'm gonna viscerally throw up.

[05:52:11] Stop the crane.

[05:52:12] Oh, so it's gonna collapse.

[05:52:14] I can't, it just moves.

[05:52:23] Oh my God, it's impossible.

[05:52:28] Clip this shit, chat.

[05:52:34] Okay.

[05:52:35] I'm not going to be a

[05:52:38] fuck

[05:52:40] fuck

[05:52:43] should have retired when we were

[05:52:48] handling it

[05:52:51] bro

[05:52:54] that thing go right dude

[05:52:57] it just makes it harder

[05:53:00] Chat's ain't go right, dude, it just makes it harder.

[05:53:05] This is like a skip.

[05:53:07] Oh my god, this is a fucking skip, chat.

[05:53:10] Ban the other kid spamming though.

[05:53:13] Oh my god, and I overjump it.

[05:53:16] And I overjump it.

[05:53:19] This is dead ass a skip.

[05:53:25] I'm full serious.

[05:53:30] okay okay we're on this is big hell shut the fuck up came please ready oh my

[05:53:49] god we fucking did it we fucking did it Aaron take your stupid drill getting

[05:53:54] eight viewers at least oh what up again yeah here's your drill bro fuck yeah man

[05:53:58] You've been saving my ass non-stop today. Shout out motherfucking Katie, Brentley

[05:54:03] Free viewers. Who rage bait your boss or some shit? You do it, bro. I've over three viewers

[05:54:08] Rage bait Aaron's boss

[05:54:11] Kid, I don't have time to talk. This is no place to be messing around. You sure did. You're like mad zesty

[05:54:16] Heard you take it in the butt. Haha, that true. Wow. That it?

[05:54:22] So I heard about your pills. You've been popping them on the job junkie

[05:54:26] You little shit you've been eavesdropping on me. I swear to God if you start telling anyone about my cancer

[05:54:32] I'll kill you okay. That is a secret from everyone even my family if you tell anyone I

[05:54:39] Swear just let me die with dignity

[05:54:43] What you on live stream right now?

[05:54:46] Chat clip this shit. You'll clip that shit

[05:54:50] You ruined everything get the hell off my construction site. Oh my god

[05:54:55] We were four back there and then we could go to twidge con 104 viewers. Yo, what up again? You break my boss yet

[05:55:01] Bro, that shit had me dead your boss told me he had cancer live on my stream and he started crashing out

[05:55:07] Holy shit, bro. I'm gonna be right around. Oh my god, bro. Piss on Bob's head

[05:55:17] One last mission a oh

[05:55:19] Oh my god, I thought I was going to first try that chat.

[05:55:24] Anyone want mod?

[05:55:25] Yeah, we'll just be handing out mod now.

[05:55:28] What a great idea.

[05:55:29] It's not the worst chatter.

[05:55:33] Okay, don't know how I didn't fucking get air on that.

[05:55:38] And we're losing mirrors.

[05:55:43] And we're losing mirrors.

[05:55:47] And we're losing

[05:55:52] We're gonna pee on Bob's head real quick, and then we'll be done

[05:55:56] I might give up on peeing on Bob's head you don't have gas after all this is kind of fucked up

[05:56:08] Easy

[05:56:10] Kissing on Bob's head

[05:56:12] about to go Prince on this guy's head with my yellow rain we're watching

[05:56:24] Oh my god, did I just get Aaron fired?

[05:56:36] Wow, got him fired.

[05:56:44] I just got plus notoriety for that.

[05:56:46] Wow, I could have gotten banned.

[05:56:47] All right, yo, let's rip it back.

[05:56:49] Got a twin.

[05:56:50] Got six viewers, though, 109 total.

[05:56:53] We're a farming this is potential this is potential full-time streamer territory

[05:57:02] You snitched on him I kind of had to

[05:57:07] My best care to shatter I doubt negative aura. Oh my god do twinge cons gonna be so lit

[05:57:17] I'm gonna save first we might actually go to twinge con next time we play I'm gonna save and then we'll go to twinge

[05:57:23] I'm going to run inside.

[05:57:26] Twinscon will be next time we play this.

[05:57:30] Save.

[05:57:31] Easy.

[05:57:32] Keep playing.

[05:57:33] Dude.

[05:57:34] I need to go eat.

[05:57:35] I've been live for six hours.

[05:57:36] Fire game now.

[05:57:37] This is very funny.

[05:57:38] Wait.

[05:57:39] Okay.

[05:57:40] Yes.

[05:57:41] All right.

[05:57:42] Chat W fucking stream.

[05:57:43] We'll continue that soon.

[05:57:44] This is the end of the video.

[05:57:45] I'm going to play this game.

[05:57:46] This is the end of the video.

[05:57:47] This is the end of the video.

[05:57:48] This is the end of the video.

[05:57:49] This is the end of the video.

[05:57:50] This is the end of the video.

[05:57:51] This is the end of the video.

[05:57:52] This is the schedule. Tomorrow, not live.

[05:57:56] Friday, chest turning into reacts for random games.

[05:58:00] Saturday, CS with JoJo early into maybe tier lists and reacts or random games,

[05:58:06] maybe Retro Rewind or Constant King, not sure.

[05:58:08] Sunday, reacts. Monday, we're going to be doing 988 awareness slash charity challenge.

[05:58:15] We're going to be doing a support challenge by In a Bunch of Games.

[05:58:17] Tuesday, not live. Wednesday, next week,

[05:58:20] Horror games random games either content king or retro rewind after the horror games Thursday not live Friday's reacts next Saturday random games

[05:58:26] But we're gonna go from there 20th

[05:58:29] We'd mystery box review and 420 stream 24th. He'll guess returning them. We'll go from there May 5th

[05:58:34] Probably another charity stream mind and it's thank you for the 6 W stream emmer. I think of the three

[05:58:39] Your streams help you grouping memories with my axe miss her man

[05:58:43] You but you being you really makes me happy. So I appreciate being you much love

[05:58:47] I'm glad to be able to help but I'm sorry for your loss truly just thank you for the five gifted JJ

[05:58:51] Over the three mark for the sub worm XOR wing and roof think of the sub MJ and one DR

[05:58:55] Think of the three thought up my grandma doesn't have long left to live and I'm sorry to hear that man

[05:58:59] I just had to say goodbye here for the last time. Well, I hope you're okay, man

[05:59:03] I'm sorry that you're going through that

[05:59:04] Jay Z for the three galaxy in real thank you for the sub cookie for three

[05:59:07] Carlos with the sub junk take over the five great thing of the three SSB for the sub all right chat

[05:59:12] I got a dip appreciate y'all hope you had fun watching out of the time streaming

[05:59:15] If you have to use your own latchkins,

[05:59:16] you have to play with it,

[05:59:17] you have to have such a good system,

[05:59:18] and that's fucking great.

[05:59:19] Now posting on the main to gaming today,

[05:59:21] because it's Wednesday,

[05:59:22] maybe posting tomorrow,

[05:59:23] if not, we're definitely posting Friday,

[05:59:24] but chats, let's fucking raid.

[05:59:28] Who to be raid?

[05:59:34] Oh my God, Aiden's live.

[05:59:36] Surely I raid Aiden.

[05:59:39] My editor, The Goat.

[05:59:43] Your business dad.

[05:59:44] easy for the sun. It's all taken for the red SSB for the sun. Alright, chat. Appreciate y'all. I'll be on fun and I'll catch y'all later. We're going