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I'm not sure what that means.
Everybody for the bloody good.
How's everybody doing on this
fantastic fucking Friday,
everybody chat. Who is excited to
see me get brutally shafted in a
chest tournament for the next two
hours. Raise your hand.
Raise your hand. Hold up. I got
Who's excited?
Who's excited for me to do absolutely terrible
in this chess tournament?
I have no confidence running into this chat.
I think I am going to go, OK, so let
me explain what we're doing today slash this week.
In a half hour, I think I'm joining a call
and the chess tournament should begin, maybe in 45 minutes.
We're going to get a little bit of practice in.
Let me double check.
Let me double check.
Yeah, I've got to join at 4.15.
So we have a half hour.
Anyways
Here's what we're doing. I am in a chess tournament today Pog champ chess tourney. I think number seven
It is me own a pixel Jinxie agents Emily
Ron
PBM and
Steak eight people eight players
It is a hundred K chest tourney. I said if I win I'm donating half of my fucking earnings unlikely
Don't get your hopes up. I'm probably gonna lose
I'm probably gonna get fucking first-rounded. I'm not gonna lie. I think I might not even make the final bracket. Here's how it's gonna work
There is actually let me explain the prize pool first. So it's a hundred K chest tourney
Uh, the let me pull up the dock
The price pools as follows first place gets 30k second place gets 20k honestly
I'll just donate fucking half of whatever I get first place gets 30k second place gets 20k third place gets 15k
fourth place gets 10k fifth at six gets 7500 and seven eighth gets 5k each
So even if you get last you go a little bit of money anyways
It is an eight-player tournament. There are two groups to determine seeding. There is a good group and a bad group.
I want to be in the bad group. That is the best possible thing that could happen. If I get put in the good group,
I'm fucked. I'm going to get four-oed every time I'm getting dead last 100%, okay?
Out of the four groups, or out of the two groups, you play each player in your group twice.
You're in it. Wait, we know the groups. What do you mean? You know the groups?
What do you, how do you know the groups?
Go to JNXE stream.
Bro.
Okay, take your time, bro. Take your time, daddy. Sorry.
What?
I can hear you.
Bro, he's getting last-minute coached by levy I just booted it up. I just booted it up, bro
That was the crazy bro levy. I'm dude. I'm nervous bro today's the day man
I've been on chest for 22 days in a row for this day like today's the day bro. I'm gonna try to not let you down, man
No, you you okay 22 days in a row of chess to be 290. He loves kind of crazy. I
I can't lie. That's kind of wild. Um, that's like hard stuck bronze. I'm the same rank as him, but I'm I don't know 22 days. I feel like if I played, I feel like if I played for a month straight, I'm worse than Jinxie.
The 290 what is 290 elo bad? Oh, it's horrible. We're both bad. He's better than me though. I'm also ass. Anyways, chat. Here's how it's working.
it's working there's two groups um the top two players in each group move on so it you like if
i'm in a group with say jinxi on a and fucking agent i'm gonna play each of them twice after that
the top two records move on the bottom two records are out and then it's a regular bracket you know
worst seed in group one versus or top one seed in group one versus second seed in group two and vice
versa it's a regular bracket after that um also sorry i'm playing with my nido i got a little nido
ice cube fire over heights for sure product wise but they're they're fun to squish anyways
anyways have you done the weed mystery box no but good news two updates about that real quick
Number one side update, not even really about that.
Popmart sent me another fucking,
if you remember like four months ago,
I did a mystery box for foreign snacks.
And I ordered them from Popmart,
or not Popmart, PopSnacks.
Popmart is a different company.
PopSnacks, they sent me another box of like 40 snacks.
So we're gonna review that at some point.
WPOP snacks. Check them out. Not sponsored. They're just a fucking good company.
Secondly, the weed mystery box review is on 420. So not this upcoming Monday. That'll be the 988 charity stream next Monday.
I have the weed mystery box. I have a bunch of weed in the weed mystery box, but I also did get a mystery box of like
Ways to smoke weed like bongs, rolling trays,
fucking one-hitters, and then I'll also use the other fucking shit that I have.
So it'll be a mixture of like weed review slash weed product review
Today's the chest tournament after the chest tourney, I don't know what we should do
Should we review the pop Mart or not pop Mart the pop snacks box?
We could play games. We could do reacts tomorrow at 12 30. I'll be live
We're definitively playing CS with Jojo then probably doing tier lists after and maybe some other random games after that
Sunday's React day, Monday we're doing the 988 awareness stream.
I'm gonna be donating 15K to 988 that day.
It's a partnered thing.
I've worked with them before.
I just donate the money back
because I don't wanna fucking, you know,
take money from a charity company.
So I do what they want me to do,
but I also just donate the money back.
So it's less a charity stream,
but more of a awareness for their crisis line.
Tuesday I'm not live.
Wednesday next week, horror games,
random games will probably play like two horror games.
then continue either content king or retro rewind next Thursday.
I'm not live next Friday's reacts and next Saturday random games will go from there now.
Here's an idea.
We could on 420 do the weed mystery review and then hop right into a food review, you know, like we could do that.
But the potential downside is I'm going to be so high.
Does that matter? I don't really care. I'm kind of down to rip it though
We might enhance the flavors that is true. That is true. Should we do that?
No do a poll we could do it today
We could do it on 420
I kind of feel like we could do chess today and then either retro rewind the video store simulator or
And then tomorrow would be CS with JoJo in the tier lists with JoJo and then random games after that.
I asked a lot of questions. I don't really know what you guys are saying yes to.
Reacts today? Okay, so this is what we'll do. We'll do chest tourney today into Reacts.
Tomorrow we're going to do CS with JoJo tier lists and then either like Retro, Rewind or Content King.
King, Sunday Full React Day, Monday 988 Charity Stream, and then on 420 we'll potentially do
the snack review or next Friday we'll do it.
We'll talk about that later.
We're either going to do the snack review next Friday or on 420.
Does that work?
Horsey game?
I do want to play Horsey game again.
I was watching Squeaks play it.
We got to practice chess.
Let me read donors real quick.
Also please don't send bits today.
I'm not going to be able to read them and I'm also sorry.
Their turbo, there was cheaters in the last chess tournament,
if you know about that.
So I have to put chat and emote only during the tournament.
I'm not going to be able to talk to you guys
until in between games, OK?
Because I'm just letting you know.
Yeah, Dr. Lupo cheated last turn.
So chat's going to be an emote only.
I'll be sharing my screen with the mods and shit.
It's like on this whole Zoom call.
They're double-checking.
We're not cheating.
Chief of the subcamp, take it at three.
Are you going to do the Joe Bartlett ball knowledge
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Gonna be through today felt like an impossible task your videos may be a little writer
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Well, I'm glad I'm able to help and I hope you're all right, bro
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Chat, we need to get a practice game in or two.
Like now.
Is GT playing well?
Yeah, I didn't know what to do here,
and I literally said that.
I was like, I didn't even know what to do
other than chat to you.
Okay, so I in the vid and again, I'll leave you enough time that you can watch it the video is like
Nah, dude. I feel like I'm in the hunger games with no sponsors. I
Feel like I'm in the hunger games with no sponsors, bro
Bro, I saw on a getting coached for like an hour while I was at the gym
Jinxies cooking right now with fucking levy. I am actually so chef. It's unreal
We're playing a five. We it's five minute rapid games. It's five plus five for the tourney
What that means is you have five minutes on the clock of 197. He love by the way
One ninety-seven you know, let me flex real quick on the rapid to 98
It's GGs, I'm gonna get fucking I'm actually gonna get cut
It's five plus five
So we have five minutes on the clock for every move you make you got five more seconds
Joey think of the five except for the dead pasta birch. Uh, hello fellow Joe super
Everyone put a subreddit, give me three
You said you were doing bad team for the chess tournament
No idea what you're saying be saying to the semester for the sub
I said I want to be on the bad group so I play against shittier players
So I have a chance of getting top four easier
lock in
Stop throwing 80 bits. I appreciate the bits put much to me Pendleton bits right now
He's trying to fucking do some full shit. He's trying to scholars made me already. Oh
My god. Oh what a cock
And you're fucked.
And you're fucked.
Move that queen back, bitch.
Move that queen back.
Move that queen back!
Yeah!
There we go.
Okay, now I don't know what to do.
Let's move big dog out.
Let's move big dog out.
Just a little protector.
Don't know what that's for.
We getting him out?
No, that doesn't really do anything.
Um, we're gonna move...
That would have been the worst move of my career.
Holy, okay, bang.
He takes that, I take there, but then he takes me.
I think that was a bad play.
But that blocks his bish up.
It was high IQ.
Why IQ? You just didn't see through it, chat. You were looking through the facade, now I
take his bishop and he... Take it, fucker. Take it! Take it! Take it! Pause. That sounded
weird. He can put me in check here.
But I go down. Oh, he takes me. God, I'm such a jackass. It's a
warm up game. It's a warm up game. It's a warm up game.
Warm up game doesn't count. Doesn't count chat. This one has
no meaning on anything. Oh my God, what do I fucking do?
I'm actually so fucked. Oh my god. I'm such an idiot
Dude, this is how the chess tournament's gonna go and I'm gonna be so upset trash versus garbage dude. I mean actually yo
What the fuck?
I'm trying to show I want to get out here and he put me in check
So I moved down
That does nothing he can't attack me
He could go here and I can't- yep. Oh my god. I can protect every move, but I don't know what to do.
Huh. I'm an idiot.
He's gonna take that rook.
Why did I not sli- oh wait no, I wouldn't have done anything. Okay, whatever. Whatever. Whatever. Whatever. And he takes that too. Okay.
Oh, he took my queen.
He takes there.
Oh my god, I'm an actual ass hat!
Stop!
Winnable.
Winnable.
You haven't seen a comeback like this, chat.
I'm not forfeiting.
Get the fuck out of here.
I'm forfeiting.
I'm not forfeiting in in actual turning rematch rematch rematch you fuck a king rematch me
Okay, whatever
New match we're against cars now. I'm at 189 elo. I am at dude. I'm praying that chest calm puts me in the worst fucking bracket
They have to
Bro, what is with every single person in this fucking elo doing a scholars mate for put it there
Take it. Take it
Take it. Oh my god
Wait, he can't take it that doesn't matter
It doesn't matter at all
Let me cook
Let me cook he takes it. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. I just big dick them you see that shit you see that chit-chat
Fortify
Fortify the base
bang
Takes it. I don't give a fuck if he takes that I take there
That sits there and does nothing. He has a line of sight there. That's fine. So, you know what we do we go
I'm seeing every possibility bang put them in check
Put them in check put them in check chat so what you got to do he's got slide the Queen over no
He's gonna put the pawn forward
He puts the pawn forward that does almost nothing for me. Yeah, I'm just I'm just I'm big-decking him again
It's a wasted move not gonna lie attack the Queen. How am I going to attack the Queen?
How do I attack the Queen please explain oh
My god, he takes he takes I take he has to move oh my god
Oh god, bowler play, bang!
Oh, and then I move and I castle, what?
I'm still safe.
He can't do, oh.
Take it.
And I'm castling next turn, buddy.
Take it.
Take it!
Let me think!
No! Wait! Yes! Oh my god, what a W play. He takes there.
I dare you, your queen do-
We gotta throw some big money moves down chat.
We gotta throw some big money moves here.
And there's one.
Put him in check. Put him in check!
I only have two minutes and fifty-three seconds.
Queen to be.
Here. That would be a fire move.
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
And I go, here. I didn't really think about that move too much.
Chad, that's the thing that you got to do with Chas. You know, the pros...
The pros will tell you you need to think, but you don't.
How's he up for?
If I put him in check again,
What's that do? He's got to move, but he moves that way. Yeah. Yeah. Following. Boom. He takes.
That was stupid. I'm a jackass. Um, it's fine though. It's totally fine. Totally fine. Totally
if I'm not worried at all.
I'm going to move my rook.
No, because then he'll take my rook.
Mwah, mwah, mwah.
Knight to B3.
B3.
I can't move Knight to B3, fucking idiot.
Take the bishop.
I'm listening to a chatter that's never played chess because now he takes my night
Look that I take his rock cold cold cold take it
Put them on the co-op I got the heaters on yep yep yep chats teaching me who needs got some chess
Well, I have a chatter. That's a sophomore in high school. That's never played chess before
I don't need that. I know exactly what I'm doing.
Mm-hmm.
Boom.
Ah-ha-ha.
Ah-ha-ha-ha.
Oh, he'd take that.
So you know what I do? Check!
Now, this is a good move.
This is a good move.
Take pawn.
Which pawn?
This pawn?
No, this pawn.
Take this pawn.
He defends.
Some would say a ball or move.
I would say a chud move, because now I can keep my rook there.
And his knight is hard stuck, and his rook is probably gonna slide over one.
That's what I would do.
I gotta get his queen out of here.
How do I get his queen out of here?
Ah, oh, he only has a minute and 30 seconds.
I could slide him out. I could slide him out all the way here if I had like, okay.
What if I do this?
Put him in check next turn unless he moves on forward. He moves on forward I take he takes can't do that
He must have gone for it. I move I move Rook down. Oh, huh. Oh, huh. Put him in check
again. No horrible move. Chat. Queen to B8. All the way down here. Ooh! Line of sight.
Line of sight. You sir are a genius, but he'll just move out of that. He
He defends, so put him in check.
He has to move.
See I'm so bad at getting a checkmate.
Like so bad at getting a checkmate.
Also I'm not getting like any other practice games.
Ooh wait.
See I wish that knight wasn't there.
Fuck.
Cause then hold take.
Oh my God.
Fire move.
Fire move.
You know that was a fire move too.
He takes, I take, or he takes, I take, okay.
You could move back to where he was,
or he takes up there, no, because then I take.
He moves up one.
Yup.
He moves up one like an absolute chud.
And what do I do?
Bang.
He takes.
This game is lost!
This game is lost!
I went on time.
5 seconds pal, 5 seconds pal, what are you going to do, 5 seconds pal, uh-oh, trying
I'm going to activate a draw.
Uh-oh!
That's a win.
What?
Bro's going to lose the PDM.
Now I'm going to lock in, trust.
Do you think I get one more game in?
I have to join the con five minutes out of the sub-army for the thousand buddies. Happy birthday, Sam
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I'm pumped to start reading it any other books you recommend
um
I mean platos republics a great one to start but if you started with meditations
You could really go whatever avenue you want. It's up to you
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Yes, Joey, think of the 5, but that's up for like, what, 4 hours?
Excited for the dead Posse merch. Awesome. Superb for the sub. Joey, think of the 3. Rev, think of the 3.
Everyone for the sub. Angus and Junior and Koy, think of the sub. Yo, I'm fucked.
Wait, let's do a game review.
The game ended evenly, but you had some nice moves.
Thanks, thanks, thanks.
188 Elo player here.
There are more active ways to control the center.
Yeah, that was a real chud move on his end.
They bring out their bishop, increasing their control over the center.
Yeah, trying to scholars.
With the queen out so early, maybe you can develop with tempo.
What the fuck does that mean?
Hahaha
You left your attacked bishop hanging giving your opponent free material
Taking your vulnerable bishop
Their move is losing material they missed a chance to win a knight through a fork
How would they have won a knight through a fork?
Oh, here. And then they would have gotten either one.
This move will cost you a night.
Yup, saw that.
They've made a mistake and their rook is now lost.
Yup.
You're gonna end up losing a pawn.
Hey, Jackass! You're not teaching me anything, David! You're just telling me what I'm seeing
in front of my fucking eyes. Is it a game reviewer advice? Oh, you're gonna lose a pawn.
Oh, I already know. I saw it. I played the game. I was there when it happened.
You're now able to checkmate the king.
WHAT?!
What?
Where?
Ruck?
Oh my god!
Dude!
See, I'm going to throw so bad.
I'm going to throw so bad in this tournament.
So cocked shot.
I moved there.
And the game is over.
So great.
Oh.
See, I think I would see these things more.
Bro, yeah, last minute.
Can we change the rounds to 10 minutes?
You put me on five minute shot clock?
I start panicking, OK?
I can't do that.
I can't do a five minute shot clock.
Can we have a Hikaru match where I have two hours?
Hold up.
Let me make some calls.
I don't know the name of any opening. We're talking about openings?
Ooh, fuck my ass until I cream juices everywhere.
Dude, I'm gonna get fucking mocked.
Ooh, fuck my ass until I cream juices everywhere.
Dude, I'm gonna get fucking maw- dude, if I lose to like, Ron...
Okay, Emily's playing a bot right now, so this is good news.
We keep composure. I just have to be stone-cold.
I need to lock in dude. That's the problem
67th, thank you for the three. I think I've donated 200 subs. I think people asked for the reason of politics
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Yeah, well I
Yeah, I don't know what to say to that
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For the five, not the Bragg one.
Chest club in fourth grade.
Oh, congrats.
Count up for the sub, 67 for the three.
Gifted 50 subs to Chris, made him shave his head.
Yeah, I saw Angus Jr. for the sub.
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RB, thank you for the 5,000, but he's shot.
Lock in.
No, for the sub.
I'm not going to be able to read bits right now.
Sorry off topic, what are you doing?
Reacts, don't know.
TTV, thank you for the three, set up for the three.
Five minutes you guys for five, sixes every move.
FW three of the three, docket church for the sub.
Mods, pin, don't ten bits.
Oh, chest in, good luck, thank you.
Wait, let me walk in real quick.
God, imagine if I had like a trench coat
and imagine if I had like a black leather jacket right now.
Would that be Aura?
Hold on, I gotta join this Zoom call.
Crazy we're doing a Zoom call, I might add.
Unks over at chess.com.
Love you, chess.
Got a lot of unks over there.
Hitting up a Zoom meeting.
Jesus.
Was it COVID?
I'm joining.
Hello?
Hello.
Hi, Joe. Thanks for joining us.
Oh, thank you for having me. Do I need to do anything or is this good?
You're good. We're going to move you into a different break up room and zoom and then we'll take it from there.
All right.
I keep like my mic on or should I mute like how should.
Oh, you'll be able to talk.
If your opponent doesn't want to talk.
I guess.
your opponent doesn't want to talk, I guess.
But I guess don't have to.
But yeah, otherwise, we encourage you guys to
mentor and talk to them during the game.
All right. Sounds good. Thank you.
Cool. Thank you.
Joining playing hall one.
Oh, am I playing right now?
Recording in progress.
Everybody ask-
Hey Joe, how are you?
Oh. Hey, how are you?
I'm good, man
My name is Mike I work work here at chest calm if you have any questions or anything, please please let me know but
You know we're excited for for an awesome event today my man. I'm excited as well. I think I'm gonna do fantastic
Hell yeah, brother. That's what I'm looking forward to
Sounds awesome here man love to hear it
Chad, I'm definitely gonna lose this event. I am going to get absolutely shaft. I just lied. I just bold-faced lied right to Mike
Mike, yeah, Mike brother. Let me let me let me let me keep it straight to you pal
I'm 100% losing this match. I am you could now after that practice game. I'm confident that in any game
I'm in I'm losing
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Ashleturk and Noah for the sub-TTV, take it at three.
Now, I'm Calvin and I'm losing any match that I play.
No, like that was actually just genuinely concerning.
I just lost on 180 elo.
So unless like they just blunder like crazy,
it's just like absolutely cooked.
You'll beat Jynxie.
I don't think I'm beating Jynxie.
Jynxie's actively getting coached by Levy
and also played chess for a month straight.
Staff had arrived, take it at sub.
I have played chess for a cumulative five hours
in the last four years.
So it's probably over check every piece dude. That's what I normally do
But in I that's what I would normally want to do the problem is
That it's not a 10-minute match. I get I get five seconds every move I make but like there's gonna be moves
I'm gonna want to think for like a minute, and I just can't
Like maybe one or two, but I just full screen discord. Hold up
I'm a dumbass
Do you think we have time for one more?
Hey, Mike, quick question.
Yeah, what do you got?
Do you think I would have time to do a practice blitz match
or no?
Yeah, you got plenty of time, man.
We're planning to start in about about 10-ish minutes or so.
OK.
Take your time.
Usually, these things start a couple minutes late anyway.
So I'll keep you up to date on if we're getting close
on time, OK?
Yeah, sounds good.
Thank you.
Awesome, man.
Wow, what a go.
I love Mike.
I love Mike, don't you, Mike?
All right, we're playing another blitz.
Just for practice.
Just for practice.
Also, mods, when we actually get in game,
you're gonna have to put it in some only.
I'm just letting you know.
Brings out the queen.
Interesting play.
Interesting play, interesting play.
Not sure how much I enjoy that move,
But it is a move.
Nevertheless, what would be a fire move to counter that?
Potentially bring out the bishop, castle.
So the golden moves the chest, chat.
Golden moves the chest.
That's all you need to know.
He moves down, he can move that,
and then I just move up.
So that doesn't really put me in any danger, right?
Even if he moves there I take if he moves here I take if he moves there I take
That does actually nothing
At least right now. I can put him in check he takes. Oh, no, he doesn't but he takes with that
Wait
Let me cook. Let me cook. Let me cook. I push out and I push there and he loses, right?
No? Uh-oh. Uh...
He did not do any of them.
Who's talking? Who's talking? Who's talking?
He was playing games.
I tried.
I think that everyone's straight.
I don't like that shit!
There we go.
And see, I just lost time on the clock.
Valuable time, by the way.
Valuable time.
We move here!
Ready?
You go boom, wait.
Let me actually chef the fucking most masterful play
you've ever seen in your entire life.
We go boom, I put them in a check,
And I guarantee you a rook, put him in a fork, right?
And then I slide Queen at,
still puts him in a bit of a debacle there.
So he's got to move.
And I can put him in shack again, but then he takes.
Oh.
I
Can't cuz I can't put I can't put him in mate. Yeah, but he takes the bush the Bishop that sucks
I push there
Make his queen move he could actually no you can't take that yes to move out of the way I can put him in check here
Or slide I put him in check here slide the rook out
Fuck
I'll take the pond idiot you would take my queen if I go here he takes with the queen
Oh
Queen for Queen Jackass Queen for Queen Queen for Queen Queen for Queen Queen for Queen
But then he'll take my Queen back, but that's fine. I don't really care I
Kind of want to slide this Ruck out and I need to get this Bishop out too. I
Could bring I could bring big boy Bishop
out to the ball game.
You know, strap him in, let him play, pause.
Big boy, diships out and around, stroll in the town.
You can take the knight.
That takes me, but that ensures that I
could take Queen unharmed.
There's a play.
So I go here.
But then I can't take him, so I go here.
Because he takes, oh.
Take the knight or take the pawn.
What pawn?
This pawn?
with my queen puts him in check where does he move because I could potentially if he goes there he can't go back he could go up I mean what the fuck
He can't take because I'm blocking, so he has to move up.
But then his knight would protect, but if I go here, he could still take.
If I go here, he can take. Fuck.
I'm in check. He's gonna take.
He has to move there.
That's the only move he has. Now he can move there.
Oh shit.
shit. Take the rock. Where can he move? Oh, I can't do that. I can take here. Or there.
But then you can take that. Oh, God, I'm such a fucking idiot. If I take here, he takes
I can't do anything about it.
I get this free pawn here.
Yeah, Levi always said free piece, just take it.
Free piece, just fucking take it.
I can put him in check.
But he takes.
Not if I do this.
I think I just throw.
Because he has to move forward.
But then I slide him out.
And slide up
No, I win right here. I wouldn't right here because I take with Queen
What oh my god
I have 28 seconds see this is how I'm gonna lose the turnie bro. Oh my god
I'm such an idiot dude
I
Oh my god, it'll just take me.
Move your fucking bishop.
Oh, you suck.
Oh, you suck.
You piece of shit.
I loose!
I'm never going to win, I'm never going to win, I'm never going to win, I'm never going
to win, I'm never going to win, I'm never going to win.
This game sucks, this game fucking sucks, oh my god.
How do I, how would I have won?
You played some nice moves in that tough game.
Yeah, thanks David.
Let's look at a good tactical find you had.
Thanks David, yep, let's get a tack find.
You give yourself dozens of strong options after playing e4.
Yep, all the greats play e4.
You're bringing your knight into play, eyeing the central squares.
Yep, yep, the Philador defense obviously.
With the queen out so early, maybe you can develop with tempo.
Yep, develop with tempo.
You keep saying that, what does that mean?
I don't understand what that means.
They've moved the same piece again, which is less efficient for opening play.
never moved same piece twice.
Never moved same piece twice.
Oh, Levy's calling.
Hello?
Yo.
Yo, I am, I, yo, I'm gonna be real,
I think I get a four out here.
I am playing so bad, and I'm also like so nervous.
Yeah, the nerves are definitely a thing,
But do you play other games like on in twitch rivals? Like do you get nervous for those?
No, because pressure makes diamonds in those in those situations and I know what I'm doing and I can adapt fast in this
I'm a stupid chug that doesn't understand what I'm doing and I feel like an absolute
imbecile whenever I make a bad play
So that is part of the chess process it makes you feel uniquely stupid
It's yeah much different, but if there's a way to do my fault
What'd you say?
And it's also like only my fault.
Correct.
But you have to give yourself a little credit.
You have to think about, you're learning a language.
You can't possibly know all the words yet.
Yeah, but I'm going to be going against the players that like,
Jixi is a monk.
Also don't speak the language!
They don't speak the language, but you know, they've taken a couple lessons.
You know, they know their way around the town.
They know how to say that they're hungry and they want pizza.
I...
I'm...
I
Now I think you're a top half playing
Because
Talking
In a zoom call though, and I don't know how do you definite a zoom call I
I think they might have been
Thank fuck he was just yapping
Wait, I'm playing max first if I lose to max. I think I'm I think I'll just eliminate myself from the tournament
Okay, you have to play so we have to get up this call. So good luck. All right luck in. Yeah, thank you. Thank you
Hello, hello everybody. Hello
Yo, what's up?
Hey, Matt.
Oh, it was good.
It was good.
Yo, Max.
How much time do you have in chess?
Nah, nothing.
I don't play golf.
I don't play golf.
Once it's too much going on.
I say probably like a couple of hours, couple of hours.
What elo are you?
What?
What did you say?
What Yelo are you in the hundreds? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. All right. Thank you.
All right. Yeah. Give me one second. I'm trying to turn my. Okay. So he's he's a turbo ass.
I'm good my man.
I'm good my man.
It's fucking terrible.
Did you hear that?
Bro, hundreds?
Yeah.
What the fuck does that mean?
Did he say that was good?
I didn't mean as fast like that.
I have this kind of dysfunction that makes me,
I say shit that I don't mean.
Give me one second, I'm just turning my camera on.
My bad.
You're good.
No, no, take your time.
Take your time.
No.
What?
Jinxies versus Rod. I'm against Max. What group am I in? Who else is in my group?
Yo, my quick question.
Yo, what's up, Joe?
Do you know who's in our group?
Yeah, your group is. Let me look really quick. It's Jinxie, you, Ronaldo, and Max.
So you play you play Max first, then you'll play Ronaldo.
I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Then the second match you'll play Jinxie and then your third match you'll play Ronaldo.
Wait, am I playing everybody twice or once?
Yes. So the way it'll work is you'll play a game against Max with with the white pieces, then the black pieces, then then you'll play against Jinxie with white them black and then same thing with Ronaldo.
same thing with Ronaldo.
So you play two games, two games against Max,
two games against James, two games against Ronaldo,
and then we'll come back.
And then top two, move on to the bracket.
You got it.
Awesome, thank you.
Yeah, of course.
Yo, W Mike, man.
W Mike, W Mike, this guy, this guy's on top of his shit.
Let's get a promo on chess.com on Mike.
Let's give him a seated position, eh?
Mike knows what he's doing.
Mike knows what he's talking about.
We like Mikey.
Mikey, Mikey, Mikey's doing his job.
All right, chat, we're in the shitter group.
I think we got lucky and got put in the shitter group.
I still think I'm not making top four.
I, if I play Max first and lose, I am fucked.
Should I try to scholars mate PDM?
No, that's too risky.
I think playing a scholar's mate in any world is dumb.
Yes, how do you scholars mate again?
Scholars mate, I kick out my,
how do I do like practice?
Play a bot.
Don't you do, you do pawn to E4?
Yeah, I love it.
Hey, what's up Max?
it's pondy for
Queen H5
Start your camera and zoom by any chance Bishop to C4
Yes, and then Bishop takes no I'm not doing scholars
Awesome. Well, I have that I lose a colleague here. Tati ash who who could help you with that. Oh shit. I bet
Queen takes
I'm not watching you know, um, yeah, I do you think he knows how to defend against the scholars?
He won't see it, but I could throw
Howdy docks, howdy
So you think I go you think I go pawn e4 queen
No, you go pawn e wait, thank you for that sub grudge
money for Bishop C4 and then Queen H5 take with the Queen.
Max is having a little bit of issue getting his camera in zoom so I figured if you guys
could come in and help that would be outstanding.
Can you share your screen? What are you using?
I'm using Zoom.
Are you streaming at the same time?
Yes, OBS.
Max, get the settings wheel on your virtual camera and then make the source your camera.
Those got it.
A little cog wheel next to the start virtual camera.
OBS or Zoom?
OBS.
Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. How does he not know? It's Queen to F3. Alright so you
said hit the cog wheel and make it virtual camera. So right next to start. Let me, let
me, let me, alright, yeah. I'm gonna share your screen. Yeah, that'll be, that'll make
It's super easy and then take oh perfect. So they'll see a start. Yo camera. I
Want to bite this thing so bad and then drop that down to source is this toxic source
Yep, and then select your whatever your camera source is. Okay. I'm not biting it. It's definitely hit start virtual camera
Play this song. I'm not playing that song right now
I can't read that right now
I'm not going to be able to
read any Dono's wall on in in
game arrow next to video and
chat's going to be an emot only
while we're playing. I'm going to
run to the bathroom real quick.
Coming down 30 seconds.
We got you.
Nice.
You're looking great.
That's a good sign.
That's a good sign.
That's a good sign.
That's a good sign.
Jack, come on. That's a good sign. That's a good sign.
Oh, cool. You can stop your share if you want.
You're going to lose the sponsor acting like a group?
What'd you say, sir?
You can stop your screen share if you want. Actually, you
probably should.
Okay. Yeah, my bad. Sorry.
Oh, good.
Jack, can I see? Can I see? Can I see?
Nothing is on my face. This is a burn mark.
I burned my face with a whip it girl. I told y'all on the live though. I wasn't doing don't do drugs
What you do with it?
No, Joe Joe it's I'm gonna send it to me in my P. O box and then some shit happened. I had to give it a try
No, no, I
Burned my nose with a blowtorch lighting a joint one time
Wow
Wow, okay, how did you get into that? How'd I get into what?
Like what made you use a blowtorch?
Yeah, well, I was like I
Don't know. I was like halfway through it and then it died and I was like, oh, I'll relight it
But I didn't factor in how close it was to my face
Well, are you alive?
I'm alive. Yeah, burn my nose
All right, I mean, we here broke it.
Me too, I didn't, I don't know how I survive either.
Yeah, no bullshit, bro.
I'm gonna burn my face.
Probably pretty crazy doing a wet that.
Yeah.
No, Joe, I wasn't doing it.
I wasn't doing it.
Just investigating it.
Yeah, baby.
Literally, literally, all on film by the way, Joe.
We don't do that.
No drugs, kids, stop.
Turn your mic up a bit.
Oh, my bad.
Oops, you hear me?
Cool.
All right, so Joe, how we get this just started, bro?
They're going to put us in a game.
I am not sure how we do it.
Yeah.
Yeah, so my colleague here, Simon,
he's going to talk over Zoom.
Everybody's going to hear him who's
in all the different Zooms here in a second.
But how it'll work is that if you guys join chess.com
slash play slash online, I put that link in the Zoom chat.
If you just want to click on that.
When your game is ready, it's
going to start automatically for you.
When that game is done, about 10 seconds after,
your second game is going to start.
When that game is done, no other games will start.
We'll get you moved around in Zoom and start out again.
Wait, how long in between each game?
Sorry.
About 10 seconds between the first game and the second.
So it'll just immediately go to the max?
Yep.
Yep.
And then is there like, when me and Max are done
playing each other, is there like a,
like how long in between?
There'll be a quick break just for us to shuffle people
around in the Zoom.
And then, yeah, and then we'll go from there,
get the game started and get you guys playing.
All right, sounds good.
awesome. So wait. Okay. So Max, do you want to play? Do you want to like play in silence
or do you want to talk to each other while we play?
I'm not sure. Uh sure. Both.
Uh chat. Should we be in silence or
Hmm.
Oh, they're saying talk. They're saying talk. We could talk. We could talk. We could talk.
I might uh I might I might go silent if you if you start doing some crazy moves on me now.
We'll see.
Did you get a Red Bull?
Let me know whenever you're ready to load in that game, me.
Well, I'm ready.
They're going to put us in the game.
Oh, so wonderful.
You have to go to chess.chess.com.
Play, slash online.
And then just sit in it.
Yep.
And I just post that link in the chat for you again in Zoom.
If you want to click on that, it's your character right there.
Bro, I swear, Matt's has like the most selective hearing.
Even only once the game starts.
Like once they put us in the game and they say it's going to start,
it's mad to put it in email only.
Right now it's fine though.
Oh, bet I'm there.
And I don't have to click play a friend or nothing, right?
No, they're just going to put our accounts against each other.
Cool, you got it, yep.
Just give us a couple minutes here.
If you guys want to hang out with your chat,
and once we're ready to go, we'll let you know.
Oh, they leaked it.
Oh, they leaked what?
The Zoom.
Zoom meeting or people joining the zoom call. I think he leaks his zoom call. We have different zoom calls for everyone
Like I'm in a different zoom call than on a oh he leaked the main zoom call so they have to make a new one
Chat should we try to the fucking scholars mate PBM I
Think I have to go for it on white
If I even if it ends up with me losing that would be fucking hilarious if I beat him in like four moves
So I go I'm gonna go pawn pawn e4
Bishop to c4 and
Then no Bishop to yeah, Bishop c4
and
then
King to f3 and then I take with or not King I take the queen to f4 or f3
And then I take with Queen and that's just checkmate
Do Queen first out Queen out first or Bishop out first
It's not Queen I thought it was Queen h5 as well that you guys are saying it wasn't I
Don't think it matters either way. It's the same line of sight
It's the same line of sight
And they can't block actually. I think queen f freeze better because if I go queen to
If I go queen to h5 I think he'll put his pawn forward in which case he I'll get more material but
It's less yeah, he's not gonna know what to do and then I could just push I could either leave my queen there or push it back
depending. That's the point. Yeah, but he could also put his knight out. I think it's easier for him to protect, especially knowing he's not good at the game. I mean, I'm also terrible. I just know how to not get scholars mated.
Like that I just because when I do one of the biggest things with levy that we practiced was I kept getting scholars mated and I didn't know what to do. So if they throw a queen down you could put queen up and then you throw a knight out to like force the queen to move back.
I'm gonna have to go for the four move, but it's only on white side
After that, I'm just gonna play regularly and I think he's the only person I would attempt it on like if I try to do like a
Scholars made against like Jinxie or Ron. They're just gonna I know they're gonna know how to defend. I don't think max
Practice though
Do it on everybody. There's no point in doing it on everybody like I'm telling you dude everybody does it in this
He low like on your lady
extra Emily do it Emily's in a different group my group is me Ron Max Jinksy I'm playing both
are all three of them twice and then the top two records go to the top four bracket against
somebody in the other group the other groups own a agent Emily and state but yeah play
principle. Don't know what that is. I can talk strategy with my chat until the game starts that I
got a debt. Or then you guys got to go and email me. Like a chastised stream. Should we pull up chastised
stream? I don't know if I'm allowed to have this. Hey guys, just so you know, we're about about
two and a half minutes away from from Game Start, okay?
Yep, thank you.
You're welcome.
And Andrea, the chess lesson was in the middle of your game.
That's not my fucking face.
That's not me.
That's not me.
Chess, we're trolling.
We're trolling.
I commented it.
That's not me.
That's another guy.
That's Chris Hall.
That's not me.
Who is that?
Oh, not who is that.
I know who it is.
It's Chris Hall.
He fucking makes TikToks.
Everybody else, it's like meme photos of everybody, but like, what is this like humble photo of Bona?
And what is it? Like everybody at Emily's is like a nice selfie and then it's like steak?
I mean, JX always makes that face and then Ron is like an edited image and me.
So excited to see them play.
Oh, are the Boat Sisters full hosting? I knew they were a part of it. They're full commentating.
So we are gonna have a turn to get format.
Okay, so there's gonna be two groups of four players if you guys have been watching PogChamp support
This is very similar and players are going to get
PogChamp 6-7
6.7
All right, I'm gonna close out of that stream. I don't want any possibility that I'm like looking at somebody else's POV
I'm getting so nervous
I'm playing Blackboy Max and I'm getting nervous like I'm sweating
I'm sitting broke because like I chat I'm bad at chess. I'm really bad at chess
You've been watching me play to a loop-o. I just keep going like this randomly mid-round
Just looking at like a fourth monitor on the wall all the way over there
with like an AI that's like telling me what moves to me now you're gonna watch
me probably have the worst place of all time I'm gonna try and scholars made them
though I think it's chats probably telling him that hello everyone thanks for
joining us today this is Simon from staff speaking you also have a staff
member in your breakout room we're looking to start in about 90 seconds
for now and we want to do a quick announcement. So today's format is very simple. It's three
rounds and in each round you play two games against the same opponent. One game with white,
one game with black. We will start the first game so there's no need to challenge each
other or to accept any incoming challenges. Everything's automated. The second game will
start about ten seconds after the end of the first game. It's the total score of
your games that counts. The top two players of each group will move on to the
knockout stage. If they're at the end of the group stage there are
pressure-based diamonds and we'll get into those details at the time if
if needed. Otherwise, please make sure you're in the chess.com play zone, chess.com, slash
play, slash online. And like I said, the games will pop up automatically. If you have any
questions, please let your staff member know. Otherwise, we're ready to go in about 60
seconds for now. Thank you. And good luck to everyone.
Thank you.
Thank you, Papi, appreciate you.
Now Chai, how do I do this?
How do we adjust this level out of my dues?
Zoom is messing with your mic
and audio turn on automatically adjusts the microphone volume.
Are you doing tech problems again
without a start 30 seconds?
Bruh, cause this should be adjusting my mic though,
Bruh, like they trying to zoom,
trying to hold me out,
they could always change-
Zoom changed your OBS volume?
My mic, like this.
It's cool though, bro. I'm not gonna lie to you, like...
I'm not gonna lie, bro. I got this shit.
Brady said, what the fuck are we on Zoom for?
Couldn't tell you, Brady.
I think it's so they can monitor us better than Discord,
so we're not cheating.
If I had a gas, yeah, throw it in email only.
Throw it in email only.
Goodbye, chat.
We'll see you after the first game.
Or actually, we'll see you after two games
because it's like 10 seconds in between each round.
There's better solutions. I don't know.
I was just saying there's onksetchefs.com, but I love them.
Mike right now is my guy. He's a goat.
He's in the background, just fucking, you know,
constantly useful, helpful. Also, mods don't type.
Mods, I will, mods and VIPs,
if you type, moves and chat, you're banned.
I'm letting you know. It's a ban.
All right, here we go.
Good luck then.
Thank you.
I bet.
Thank you, bro.
Thank you.
I'm not gonna lie, Max.
I am so nervous.
Are you nervous?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I'm nervous for my Twitch account.
For your Twitch account?
Let's get it.
Yeah, no, I'm ready though.
I'm ready.
I'm ready bro. I'm ready. I'm ready. I'm ready for this.
Hey, can both of you guys make sure that you're, you click that link at chess.com slash place slash online link for me.
I didn't click the link, but I am on chess.com slash place slash online.
Okay.
I'm not going to lie, bro, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man,
Shady chill, bro. Take it out. Emo guys. Let's lock in bro. Come on
Close all this dumbass
I'm not like bro. Why was that? Why did I ever like?
Mind you that wasn't even a
Bro, what is max talking about
I'm a. I'm a. I'm a. I'm a.
They're waiting for me. No,
they know we both wait in
Bits. I'm signed in. Oh my
are you on chess dot com slash
slash online? Nope. No, I'm
not. I was. They literally
logged me out and my stream
saw me log in your stream.
Sorry, sorry chess.com. I apologize. Really? This is so unprofessional. All right. It should be good now. It should be good now. It should be good now. Holy fucking shit.
What is that saying? Oh my God. Oh, we're starting. Good luck. Oh shit.
I got a go for it. I got a go
for it. I have he doesn't block it.
This is crazy. My heart's
pounding. What is that?
He could put me in check there and that
I don't know what I'm doing.
No, but I can't get it now.
Because if I take here.
Huh.
Pretty intelligent right now.
No cat like.
Wait, what's happened?
checkmate. It's not checkmate.
All right, we got a resort to plan B.
Take all of his shit.
That is pretty good.
I think I actually might have made the worst move possible.
It's so weird.
He played so bad.
Oh, well.
And now, and now I don't know if it's unfortunate.
Oh, he's running his clock, though, dude.
How is his ELO 1500?
Is Max good?
I don't know what to do right now.
Bro, this game is, bro.
Are you sure?
Yeah, it's your move, big dog.
Nega, the game is over.
I can't move.
What do you need?
Can't move.
Are we kidding right now?
What the fuck is this?
Oh, shit.
Now this game, bro, there's some bullshit, bro.
Holy fucking shit
Bro you you going mad hard right now, bro, this is not going mad hard well
I mean, I'm gonna like it on something I tried to just mate you in four
But you did get out of it like you could have lost that immediately
Like what are we even?
Huh like bro, I played a fucking game, bro fucking stay with
Very though like come on Joe, bro. I do this shit bro. Come on, but hurry up and move on it
I'm making moves. I'm making moves. You got any time brother. So game of thinking. I gotta apply pressure
Yeah, what now nigga
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah, what?
Check him on, bro.
We got it.
Yeah.
Yeah.
That's cool.
Oh, shit.
Oh,
Yeah.
Yeah.
Okay.
I didn't fully think this one through, you know.
Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay.
Oh my God, that would be such a sexy play
if I was set up.
Such a sexy play, such a sexy play.
Are you actually 1500 E-Lo?
Bro, bro, I don't know what E-Lo I am getting,
but I'm running low on time in this bitch.
Yeah, you got three minutes.
That's enough time you get you get time every move
You know you know if you run out of time you lose
Yeah.
All right.
Yeah, it's a good situation.
All right, check.
Fuck, man!
Fuck!
Fuck!
Fuck!
Hmm.
What the fuck is, bro?
This nigga's a weirdo, bro.
What am I doing bro? What do you mean? How am I doing weird moves? You're just moving
your queen around the board. You haven't done anything else.
You actually like, like I feel so pussy right now bro. Like real shit bro. Like this is
insane bro.
I
We only got two minutes bro like
What's not mean I gave practice bro shut up
Bro, bro, we got going to this shit blonde bro
Don't do it a blind right he practiced for like 23 days before this shit
He's a hole, bro. He be lying, bro. Not looking out for niggas. He's fucked up.
All right, fuck it. I'm gonna do this. Wait, what the fuck? What the fuck? I'm about to say.
What's going on? What's going on? What's going on? What's going on?
All right, we lost some pieces. That shit ain't naked in, man. We're still here.
Oh
There we go, that's a good move. Come on check. Come on. Come on
I'm playing pretty bad right now
Did you think that was a good move
I don't know if I love it.
I'm muting so I can talk to my chat.
Oh, and he resigned.
Why did you just resign?
You could have, yeah, but you could have like try and stall.
There would have been like, oh, now you go first.
Why would you resign in a tournament?
So I was looking at you.
Yeah, why would you, I mean, there was like a chance
you could have stalemated me
and gotten like half a point on a draw.
Like you just forfeited.
Fuck, I'm not gonna do that next time.
Yeah, you shouldn't do that.
That's a bad play.
I'm just trying to help you out not thank you that that that means a lot
Really thinking on the second move yeah, yeah
Fort of the fortified the walls, you know open it open up open it up open it up, you know
opening up that game
Chai, I know what time it on me, Chai, I know what time you on again.
Hey, Joe, you ain't on shit, man.
Joe, you ain't on shit.
Yes, uh, baby.
Uh.
Why don't we bring the rook out?
Wait, hold on.
How'd you do that?
I castled my king.
The fuck?
No, Chai.
I know how to.
Okay.
You could do it, too.
Well, no, you can't actually.
Well, I know you don't.
Yeah.
You didn't move one, Ruck out.
Excuse me, sorry, I'm a professional,
me we're in a chess tournament.
No, you're good, you're good.
You need to be more mindful.
I fully understand, I fully, fully.
Yeah, nigga.
Yeah, nigga.
Chad, come on, let me get a W for that move.
Chad, we on that, bro.
How does Joe only use 10 seconds, bro?
Well, I've gotten time back.
Oh, because you won?
No, you get five seconds every move you make.
So even though I'm spending an average of five seconds a move.
What is he trying to do here, Chad?
Like, this isn't just disgusting.
This is what I'm going to do.
Be more aware next time.
I should be more aware.
That was actually a bad move on my end.
My dad is black boy, but it's Prince.
Now, that's what I'm talking about, baby.
Hey, dinner.
What the fuck is that?
Let's go back in that.
Let's go back in that tub.
Yo, thank you for that sub, Hassani.
Yeah, we might be winning right now.
You are winning right now.
Wait, what did you just take?
I don't know.
I took your pawn in the middle.
That's it.
I'm on there.
You take it back.
So we on that, baby.
We on that, baby.
We on that, baby.
Fuck, fuck, fuck, wait, what did you do?
What did you do, chat?
Put you in check.
You're no bro.
How did he do that Bishop moves diagonal I had my best with C5 you got to do something here
What do you mean, bro?
Gotta make a move.
What'll it be?
Oh, why do I keep moving my
feet, bro?
Bro, we can't run it back, bro.
I'm not running it back.
What do you mean?
We're playing this game.
design again you gotta play it out like it's like bro like I gotta take the
L bro I think I take the L chat and you gotta take that you gonna move that
shit though he pussy yeah you want no smoking it big oh yeah let me get a oh
Oh yeah. Oh yeah.
We ain't ass, bro.
We might make some mistakes, some slip-ups, bro.
But it's all right, game.
We still ballin'.
I'll put you in check again.
Yeah, I see that. It's awkward.
Kind of a weird thing to do.
Yo, Chad, what the fuck, bro?
Hey, bro, it's me.
Oh, now I need it on the ground. Sorry. I'm having a bicep cramp. Oh
Where are you gonna move your king you gonna put something in front of it leave me alone leave me alone leave me alone here
Check this is city plans, bro like real shit. I'm not gonna lie, bro
Fuck it. I don't think he got the balls
you're going to take my work or am I you tell me bro real shit you tell me chat I'm
you see I'm getting better though we're technically even on pieces right now which is insane come
back two minutes uh fuck bro yo chat fuck bro I should have deployed my characters
My king's unprotected right now, which is bad
But he's really not doing anything and
He could bring his bishop out and actually put me in check
I feel like this is also bad that I'm playing max first because I'm not really like learning how to adapt to how chess players play
he's just kind of doing like random shits go big brains in this motherfucker man
I'm my queen still safe thing is I can't move this I just need to get some of my
pieces out I want to I'm probably gonna move this slide my bishop out and then
I'm gonna rock over.
And then that'll come in check again.
Here.
That was a bad, well I needed to get the night out actually,
so that wasn't a bad move, I don't think.
Holy shit.
I could also move there, oh he moves.
I don't know what I'm doing, I'm not gonna lie bro,
yo chat, leave me the fuck alone bro, that ass.
I'm not even playing with y'all.
I like to do this shit, flaming him.
I could actually put him in check right now, too.
Yeah, now we mobile.
The fuck did happen?
And then I move Rook out.
And then can he move?
He can move there because he's going
to have to move over or down.
Either way, I think Rook moving out is smart.
Yeah, this is kind of awkward.
Well, you know, we got to make fast moves,
though. He has to move there. This is smart. And then I move over.
Okay, you can't move there. He could he can't move there. He
can't move there. He can't move there. He has to move there.
I slide out. Rock and I win. Right? Fuck do I do? And last no.
Yeah. What do I do my nigga? He has to move there. If I
move, if I move here, I'm cooked. If I move here, I'm
cook. If I move here, I'm cook. If I move here, you got to make a move. And uh-oh. What
I do? What you having, Jack? Oh, wait. What the fuck is this? Oh, I don't even know what
I'm doing. I'm not gonna lie. This is bullshit. But then, no, I know what I'm doing. I know
what I'm doing. Yeah, you got to make a move. You got one. What the fuck is this,
You're gonna move your night to f3 and then I'm gonna take your ruck and you'll get mated
I think you only have one potential move
Wait, maybe not oh
We survive a little bit another day the motherfucking check
I don't even know what's going on, bro. Wait, but here's the thing. I used to play chess.
Yeah, GGs big dog GGs bro. Wait, so I'm eliminated. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, you're not
out. You're not out. You you play you're still going to play Jinxie twice and Ron twice.
OK, OK, all right, all right.
You shouldn't have FF'd that first game.
Why did you resign?
Because you could have just ran around the board a bunch
for like four minutes, and then we would have drew.
Like, if I couldn't have mated you.
I'm happy I got a checkmate, though.
That was the one thing I wanted to do this journey.
Are you upset with your loss?
You're going very quiet.
No, I think it was definitely just awesome.
Bad RNG.
Yeah, no, I'm not mad at all.
I'm not mad at all.
I think that I definitely came in.
I did what I was seeking out to do.
Bro, you're not out of it.
You're signing out of attorney.
You're still playing four more games at least.
You could still beat Ron.
You beat Ron twice.
There's a chance you make it.
Yeah, I think I got it easy for sure.
Do you know when I'm going against them?
When am I?
I think I, hey, Mike, you here?
Yeah, how can I help you, Joe?
Who do we play next?
Yeah, let me tell you.
And am I allowed that we're done?
Like, could I watch the other games for now?
Absolutely, dude.
Yeah, absolutely.
You can watch other games.
So you play Jinxie next and Max, you play Ronaldo next.
And those games, if you guys want to watch them, they are. I could give you a link right now.
You can watch them on our slash events page in zoom chat.
I think Jinx even all though is still going on right now.
Thank you. And then once these last three games from the one game from your group and the other
two are over, we're just going to shuffle people around in zoom. And then once everybody's
ready, we'll kick off the next round and just get things going. So there's not as much downtime.
All right, thank you awesome. Thanks. Thanks
Burger boy
I'm going to hate playing Ron if Ron's gonna rage bait the shit out of me chat and I like I'm happy right now
The second I get into a match with Ron if he like if I blunder he's just gonna fry me
He takes A4, I lose.
Oh my god, he takes A4, I lose.
If he takes A4, if he takes A4, bitch, it takes a lot.
Yo, wait, are we going to mute?
Are you muted?
I'm not stopping.
No.
Ha ha ha.
Ooh.
Move forward, pinch him out.
What is that doing, though?
He's trying to high IQ this.
Pawn moves down, but then he just gets, oh, he's trying to queen.
He's trying to clean.
Jinx, he's, why is Jinx he not?
Oh, we could put him in May and then he can't clean this turn.
He could still, he can move down or up.
If he moves up, he's safe.
Oh, he's just going to get rid of that clean or that pawn.
Wow.
Yo, Jinx, he's good.
Good blood.
Chat did I do good that first game or no
Or the did I do good against Max I feel like I could have made it him quicker, but I got a checkmate
So I mean I won both games. I don't I think it was obvious
I was probably gonna win those like the other two are gonna be hard like Ron and Jake's here gonna be harder
hold my whole game one minute I could move the block once he takes it's over
yeah I know but if I take my bishop down you automatically get it who knows
not. Oh, I fucked up, bro, Chad. I fucked up clicking my. Yeah, that Ruck is just a
dud on that side. But he for him to get that Ruck out is going to be pain in the ass. He
should slide that pawn up that Ruck up and then out and then put him in mate, right?
Or now? Is that a stupid move? Yeah, put him out to and then take Ruck out, get
him down get him over but that's like a three move or two move he has to go boom
boom and that sucks have me fucking pinned against the wall just fuck my ass
why do you have that look out it'd be so easy they both only have a minute sorry
sorry sorry Jess no it's still not a mate because he could just move up and
then they might draw is this their second game
I'm going for plaque boy man. Did you get knocked out? No, I won the first two games. We're still in a round robin
Wait if he slides out King could still go down right check it's not checkmate King goes down
King goes here and then he can retreat behind the pawns
But he could move King over we're up
checkmate. You move left one
Yeah! Yes!
Fuck!
No! No! No! No!
No, Pawn would take. Pawn would take.
I wouldn't know what to do here.
I'm seed-no and Genki might lose!
Yeah.
Queen to D5.
Queen to d5 but then he goes king h3. Then what? Because he can't get bishop over 1.
What you're saying then he slides queen over? Or like Rook? Like Rook would have to take?
It's check. It's not check maves. Like how is he getting a check?
Yeah, I know, but there is no, but I couldn't really do anything with it like there's not much you could do with it
Yeah, I'm about to fuck my ass, bro
Yeah, I know and I sold by miss quicking bro because I got impatient
He can't slide that over they just take pawn what it like I don't think he can check made him here with the with this setup
Yes, they're gonna like split over my butt man
Dude he really just needs Ron to run out of time
Well now he's just handing his pawns out there's nothing I could do you literally with
No, you literally win regardless
You quite literally win regardless Jinx
Yeah, oh my god.
Bro, take the pawn.
Why would he not take the pawn?
Take the pawn, slide, take the pawn,
and then slide, rook over, and clean over,
and then he's pinched in the corner.
It's going to be a stalemate.
Dude, Jiggly has 24 seconds.
Make a move!
Make a move!
What is he doing?
Why are we not, why are we not making a move?
Move.
And just take the last point and then move them around.
Oh, there he goes.
Yes, yes he, I think I lose against Jinxie2o.
Like I think Jinxie2o's me,
but I was like, why?
I feel like he could have won that quicker.
I mean, I still go against Max.
I'm not what is he doing, bro?
Roho.
I'm not kidding.
Poop from the chest team was talking.
You need to be fine.
I swear he messed up my move.
Fuck, Roho.
I don't care anymore.
Who was that?
You know, he's saying who talked.
Poop Nate Dexter, Seltz, Cam, Creepy, for the sub, Bragg and Depp for the sub.
I'm keeping chat emote only
run all you gotta do is think about why misclick on God that was that was when
you're bad at chess best thing to do is have a clear lead to take as many pieces as possible
even if it isn't and even trade did I not that's literally what it was bro run you also hung your
rook and hung like you could still one bro bro looking I'm looking at the game right now
David's game review uh bully thing even three what is good strain of cart brand don't really
now um i kind of just buy random cards when i go to dispensary yo count me down 30 seconds
over we're gonna get put in the next match i gotta go test real quick count me down
hold up bro maybe it's me who do we play next i guess i'm gonna lose against black boy max though
i mean i'm not worried about that i'm not worried bro run all i gotta say bro is think about
what is threatening what bro you let me go so breathe down
no i walked up i know you miss click the queen but right after that you let me
get your rook because you were tilting yeah i got tilted bro don't quit until the game's over
you're not taking my rook you took my queen i know but after i took your queen i took
your rook yeah i know yes bro chat roughly next who am i going against am i going
I'm going against Joe. Am I going against Max? Please put me against Max. It only makes sense. Like please.
Max and you are against Max.
Okay, thank you. I'm back. I'm not worried about that.
And Jinxie, you're against Joe.
Yeah, I'm not worried about no Max.
Excuse me, is there a way I can see who the standings are? Like how many people do that and stuff?
Yeah, I believe if you go to the events page, so chess.com slash event and the PocChamp should be on the front page.
And then that's my job. So click on that.
Oh, no, there's all the moves.
Oh shit, we could see full standings
But I still hear oh I hear chest.com stream
Okay, so I'm one one Ron was both Jinxie one both steak one one on a one one Emily and agent have one none
But they're almost done
Does this mean on a and steak are both likely to win
Wait, no, yeah.
It might be Chuo both ways.
Whoa, One's Elo dropped to 617.
One, at the start of the day, was 1100.
State 269, agent 404.
So agent lost to stake though, and it looks like he's going to lose again.
Oh, but it's Elo drop 314.
He lost to Jinxie.
Well, Jinxie lost twice.
Oh, you're saying Onee lost to Jinxie.
Wait, what happens if we both have no pieces?
I don't know how to check my people.
Oh my God, wait.
Wait, does only know how to check me with the queen?
I'm not sure, actually.
Oh, is this going to be a stalemate?
I think he'll figure it out.
I think.
Emphasize on sync.
I was watching him play chess earlier and he had a ladder checkmate with two rooks and a queen.
Emily looks like she is stressing.
Well, I have no idea how this would go.
She actually has to find the check.
Yes, and then if King D1, Knight E3.
Is she going to find and then she...
King D1, Knight E3.
For Queen... King D1.
Oh, King D1, Knight E3.
To go up.
Who's black and who's white?
Emily Emily's black
How do you check mate with one clean by pressing them with your king into a corner
You would want her to go to top right and then your king go up and you go to like a
to go into the finals.
What the hell?
Tony wins the match, even with the draw.
Yeah, you want to pinch their king and then walk them.
Like, he needs his cane to get over.
Like, that king's got to go up.
Oh, he's going to stalemate, bro.
Got to learn how to checkmate people.
You can do it.
OK, if we just have a go.
I would be as confused as O'Neil right now.
First agent.
Pretty close.
And we can come back here.
But he's into a show.
He's correct.
He said he was going to be a draw, right?
Guys, try to use it like a real.
The whole stream hostage thing.
Ah!
I'm not joking.
We're going to be here forever.
OK, let's quickly check in on Steak and Agent.
Oh, no, we have five seconds.
Steak got the Rex backs on.
Bro is locked in.
Oh, Steak.
2-0 Steak.
But you know what?
Steak has been putting in the world training on us
free time since his first lesson last week.
So he's got to play some Steak.
Steak 2-0 aura right now.
Tell him to hop on steal a brain rot.
Tune tune tune tune, Shahor is waiting.
Wow.
This feels wrong, like, I don't want to do this again.
I kind of wish steak was in our group,
because I really hope I'm able to play steak.
You know what I want, you know what I want.
I want to be able to make top four
in first game I play steak.
Well, you had a castle.
Please, show me where I'm at a castle,
because you haven't shown me how to catch.
Castle, you're a king in every fight.
Triple T, tune tune tune.
I thought it was more than three tunes.
Isn't it six tunes?
Oh
He has it he has it
If he moves queen down one doesn't he checkmate
No, cuz then King goes down you bring one down more you just walk
She goes he goes
Queen
G3 King f2 and then wins or Queen down to you're saying
G2. Oh, cuz then they can't go anywhere. No, but now if he does it, he still wins. If he brings Queen down, he wins.
Wait, I'm scared. Wait, wait, wait. Wait.
My favorite stupid plan, girl.
No way this worked!
What?!
Oh my god, how- wait, if he moved- if he moved Queen down, wouldn't he have won? Or am I stupid?
Why stupid?
Cause you're not allowed to take as a king,
you can't take a piece that puts you in a checkmate.
So he's checkmate or she would have just been checkmated.
He just had to move queen down one.
All right guys, last game ended in that round just now.
So we're gonna start shuffling you guys around
and get the next game started, okay?
So if you're in a game,
Let's try to wrap that up and then we'll get the next round started soon and good luck to you guys if you're not in my room
Yep, thank you
Oh, hey Ron heard you lost your up and they moved me and
recording in progress
You do in your first game, how did you do I played max and he
Resigned the first game and then I checked me in the second game
What do you mean? He resigned? What is that? I literally he he FFT. He hit the resign button and just quit
Intentionally or yes, he said GG's I said, why would you do that?
You could have just tried to stall me and run around the board and like force a draw. I
Told him I said any other future match or in don't don't resign like just just like just play until you either
Made it. I just watched the stalemate. I just watch this. Yeah
Oh my God, when Onee just had to move Queen down one and me one of one.
Yeah.
The king was the second Queen.
Also, we were talking earlier.
I don't think Onee's that, Onee's not 1,100 elo, right?
I think he was just a new account.
So I think what happened with Onee was he said he was playing with somebody
who was like telling him what to do, and he played placements.
Oh, and just got really high.
You know, I played against Onee, he's not 1,000 elo.
No, no way.
He's definitely, he's definitely like better though.
Like only definitely like,
I don't know if he's better than me.
I only played him twice,
but he's definitely like 500 below for sure.
Okay guys, I hate to break out that you chat.
Game's about to start in about a minute or so, okay?
So get ready.
Go to chat.com slash play slash online.
Be sure that the online is there, okay?
Joy, you're gonna be starting white the first game.
You're black and then second game starts about 10 seconds after the first game finish and flip colors. Okay. Any questions. I'm here.
No, I've no, I have no questions.
Joe, do you want to mute or do you want to talk to each other?
I'm probably, I might, I'm not going to mute, but I might be quiet.
I'll mute, but if you say something to me, I'll unmute.
OK, I'm predicting that you win at least one game on me.
I think you might win two.
My goal is to either stalemate you or win one.
OK, now, Joe, what's your highest
elo you've ever reached in chess?
Brother, 290, like 300.
OK, I think I'm going to 2-0, Joe.
I think I'm going to 2-0, bro.
I think you're going to two me too, but I don't think you're going to like scholars made me or anything like I don't think I don't do that opening. I don't do that. I tried to scholars made on two in about one minute from now.
Thank you. Same as previous round. Just make sure you're in the play zone, check.com slash play slash online.
And the game will pop up automatically.
And then the second game will start about 10 seconds later.
Yeah. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Now, if I, what if I, you got everything to lose right now this game.
If I lose, it's, I got, I got two games on me, you know, like no big deal. I've been playing for two days, but you've been playing for a month.
And they're pulling clips of you for this tourney from like four years ago, you playing chess. So, you play chess frequently.
Well, I, not frequently, but I, I played chess 22 days in a row leading into this tournament.
Yes.
So if I lose, I should be ashamed of myself.
Yes.
I agree.
I've played 20 days in a row with multiple coaches.
Take the step back, Saratoga water, getting ready.
I try to get in my head.
Don't.
I love you, bro.
You're not going to get it in my head, buddy.
You're not going to get it in my head.
And I know, like, I know you're competent.
Like it's, you're not.
But you know you have higher chess knowledge than me like definitively like you definitely know more
Yes, I know more about chess because I played more in the last month
But I do think you're gonna be better than Ron and I almost sold a game against Ron
I need to clean up my opening a little bit my opening
Why don't you hand me a win and then we go game to
No
Anybody win my chat would like rage at me. I never win a tournament
Uh, like, Mods, Jinxie has a, uh, wire mic in his ear right now,
and he's getting fed moves to, uh, play.
Can we, uh, can we get an ear check on Jinxie?
All right, guys, here we go. Round two.
All right, Joe, I'm gonna mute. Good luck, bro.
Yep, yep, yep. Good luck.
I'm muting as well.
I'll chirp to him here and there if I'm doing well.
Whoo
Gotta have a good opener here
Don't really know what he's gonna do a bit of an odd placement already
What do we get to out
Move King out he takes I take
Two pawns in the center control the center. That's what they always say. He doesn't get a free pawn on me
Ideally I castle my rook so I slide my bishop out to F next
He could take that
So he's pressuring that I move pawn up. I
Move that out
He takes I take he takes I take I'm still up
if he takes.
And I'm still controlling center.
I move up that safe.
I pressure Knight.
He puts Bishop down to take.
So I could block with Knight
or Bishop.
Block with Bishop, I take.
That's fine.
I really want to get my knight out here and then castle, because I feel a lot safer.
He takes there.
If he takes there, I take there.
You could slide down and put me in check and I could move over.
If I put my knight here that pressures him, he takes I take, he would take that, he would
profit.
I think I moved knight.
If he takes, I'm going to take back.
And I'm pressuring his queen, he has to do something with his queen right now.
And worst case I could castle after this.
I don't think I'm playing too bad right now.
He is up one now.
I could also slide Bishop out
and pressure him better.
That probably would have been a better move.
That would have been a much better move.
I'm gonna pressure him.
He takes, I take, I could take there.
If he takes, I still take.
And if he moves there, I slide up, they take me.
That's fine.
I could move Knight here.
Ideally if he does like a Doug move next, I just castle.
Okay.
So he's pressuring me there and here.
I could sacrifice my queen guys if you can hear me the girls would love to hear the
venture the chat so unmute yourself sorry about that I'm kind of just like strategizing
my head right now yeah yeah yeah Joe how are you feeling about you still going well
you're playing well I don't think I'm playing too bad right now but you you put me in an
interesting debacle here I got a pawn but with that at my
Queen was overextended so I had to get her to safety. When I am up with Cheerio, I thought I'm down with 10 seconds.
Yeah, but I'm also in a pretty skinny spot. I'm gonna do that.
That might have been a bad play.
No, no, castling's never bad.
I didn't think it's possible for castling to be bad.
I feel bad we weren't bantering now. I've been chirping up a storm. I've been saying how I asked for it.
No, I've been yapping. I've been yapping.
Okay, this is this is my next one. Sure.
Hmm.
Next play for sure.
This place clean.
Interesting.
Interesting maneuver right now. I can't, I can't do my play anymore.
Can you?
No, I'm not sure. I'm pressuring you somewhere.
Hmm. Interesting.
very very this is such a sexy
play. Okay. Put me in a little
scares on right now. Oh god,
I'm nervous. I'm nervous. I'm
nervous. I go there.
Boom. Boom. Boom.
Take with the queen.
Yeah.
Interesting. Okay, this is weird.
I've never been in a position like this and chest is like really weird. Hey, there's a million and one positions you could be in.
Am I putting the pressure on you. You got to put the burners on. Yes. Yes.
You're in a bit of a weird position.
Ooh! Big money plays, big money plays.
He puts the pressure on me.
Or does he?
Take me, Johnco. Take my night.
I can't take your night your night is the most protected night in in North America right
now.
Why?
Because I got my queen on him.
I don't even know who's winning.
I think I'm winning barely by a pawn.
My position is so chopped though.
I'm so nervous.
I'm not gonna lie.
I'm going to get my bullets
right now. I gotta get this
going bro. You gotta start
cooking. Joe I'm nervous. It's
actually hard. It's like way
harder than regular chess.
What? Because we're moving
quick. Yeah. Pressure makes
diamonds J.C. you gotta make a
play here bud. Alright I
Yeah, this is the best name available.
Is it?
Does take take?
I win the exchange.
I'm going to have a look in an open file.
Man, this is bad.
But then it's not bad if I do this.
Oh, I'm developing now.
Now we're looking good!
Harley?
Yes.
No.
No, like, I actually feel good now.
Joe?
Oh, I'm really going to be the start of something good.
I see what you're going for.
I see what you're going for.
You're making me nervous, Chonka.
Brother.
Joe, Joe, Joe.
OK.
I'm sort of in your queen's face right now, brother.
You are in my queen's face.
Take, take, take, take.
Take, take.
Did I make the move you expected me to make?
Yes.
Now you did.
This is where I did.
Because now I do this.
Joe.
I'm cooking.
And then I do this.
What are you cooking up?
I'm not understanding, man.
Okay, this is interesting. Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, good vision.
I gotta get Mike.
I'm not gonna lie, I feel totally locked in right now.
Like, the synergy I have in my brain is unreal.
Ooh.
Weird move.
Very weird move.
Why did you do that?
You're confusing me.
You're really confusing me here.
What do I do in response or reply, some may say?
I go.
Singing to myself, sorry, calms the nerves.
You're doing a lot of math here.
Eww.
That's a move.
Do I like that move?
Or do I not like that move?
Oh God.
block your queen there. So is it
safe for me to do that? I'm gonna have an
aneurysm looking at this board. I don't
even know what I'm saying.
Wait, that could not have been good.
That could not have been good. No way. Take? Take? I
I got to do a risky play.
I just throw.
I just throw.
I may have just thrown.
I have thrown.
Yep, yep, yep, yep.
Got to do that.
Yeah, I still got a chance.
Wait, wait, wait.
That's check.
Check!
I just blundered like crazy, bro.
I think that- is that checkmate?
Yes.
Fuck.
Good game.
Good game.
Damn dude, I feel like I was I feel like I was cooking there for a second and then I should you were beating you
You were kicking my ass. I was I should have taken your pawn and then I
Fuck man, I can't believe I was so close
Not sure I enjoy that
I'm in flow state bro.
I'm in flow state.
I'm in flow state.
Every time I play chess, I have a boner.
I actually love this game.
I just wish I was good.
One of my life goals is to hit a thousand new low chess,
bro.
I like that I'm actually playing faster this game
and more confident.
It was just the first game jitters, bro.
Holy development.
Ooh, nice.
Okay, okay, okay.
I don't know what to do here.
I'm freaking out.
You're playing too fast.
Slow the burners.
I'm stressed.
I'm stressed.
Squeezing my needle.
It's calming me down.
It's calming me down.
Oh my God.
Why would you move your king up?
Clean, clean, clean, clean, clean, clean.
Clean.
Clean.
Clean.
Clean.
Clean.
Clean.
Clean.
Clean.
Clean.
It's confusing me.
Why would you do that?
Wasn't there?
I don't understand.
Bro, Joe, wait.
If our group is Ron and PBM, and you beat PBM,
and I know how bad Ron is, I think you're going to make zero.
You're going to make it to the final group, bro.
You're going to make it to the top four.
If I beat Ron.
If you beat Ron, but I'm telling you,
Ron is violently bad.
Like, it's bad.
Well, that's it.
I have to beat Ron, though.
Doesn't this just shut this down completely?
Yeah, because then we have like a shield.
But I just, I know that that's bad to move that, I already know it is.
I'm freaking out!
This is a good thing.
This is sexy.
That could be good later on.
This is the most defended pawn in the world.
Both of our pawns are defended.
Let's look at more internet, something I'm your mutual take, take, take.
That bishop holding vision on that bishop, I got to watch out for that.
I can't read my queen.
She's kind of locked.
Oh my God.
What do I do?
What do I do?
What do I do?
That would be bad you take, I'll take, but I wouldn't profit anything for me, huh?
I had something cooking and now it's not cooking at all anymore, Genki.
Joe, isn't it like 30 times more nerve-wracking when you're actually in a tournament on a
Yeah, 100% normal to when I play chess, I'm like ripping mobile games that one of the
taking forever to make a move right now.
Yeah, you're you're gotta gotta do something risky here.
Um, I think that's just bad though, I think yeah.
Yeah.
Why don't you have to say that to me?
Why are you being mean?
I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, Joe.
I made a bad decision.
I just, I, it's a two, yo.
I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
I'm not sorry, I'm just trying to give myself confidence.
Yeah.
But like, okay, that has to come back.
Yeah.
I need to get rid of this fucking center pond.
I, I, I would take a co-brown.
I can't move anything.
Oh wait, wait, there's a hanging knight.
How long was this guy here for?
A couple minutes.
Bro, I just now saw this.
Holy shit.
Okay.
But wait.
No, that, that's files protected by that.
But this is bad though.
You never want to have this.
Levy told me this is like a nightmare,
But to be fair, there's nothing over there, so.
What the fuck am I doing?
Yeah, Levy told me this.
Levy's giving you goddamn fucking teaching lessons.
Mid game, dude.
Mid right before the journey.
Oh, hey, oh, hey.
Sorry, I'm a 2000, you little level feral.
Let me, let me give you some tips and tricks.
Oh, here's an opener.
Dude, I would have gotten it.
I wanna give you the Spaniards opener, whatever.
I think he's 3000, you know.
3000?
Yeah, I think Levy's 3K, bro.
I'm not even kidding. He has so much aura.
Oh my god dude. What the fuck?
Bro, I'm gonna be honest. I have so much board control right now, Joe.
Fuss.
Okay.
Dude, I'm fucking tweaking.
I kind of want to pop this open. I'm not even gonna lie to you man. I sort of want to pop this
open. Do it. Do it. I think if I pop this open I win. I mean map it out. Take, take, take.
Yeah let's pop it. Let's pop this shit open. Let's pop this shit.
Now, it does get weird if he doesn't take, but oh, oh, take, no, no, we got to pop this.
Take depends what Pauline takes with.
Okay, that's kind of a solid play.
Now, this is interesting because what I'm going to do now is we're going to get active.
My next move is probably going to be that.
It depends though.
Okay, yeah.
Never mind. We cannot do that move.
Oh, God, we really can't do that.
I wish I had the vision to understand how this is going to go, but I just don't.
Dude, I'm not gonna lie. I have no idea what what's going on right now. I'm kind of just fucking moving
I'm just trying to take your pieces man. Are you trying to like checkmate me right now or okay? I
Have a couple of things planned I
Don't like any of them. I'm being honest that turns into that
That is not a problem that is a problem
Jesus Christ, that is a problem. Okay. That turns into that. That turns into that. This turns into that. That.
All right, you're going to be up. No, we're going to be tired, I think. Yeah, because you're going to take that and then I still have that. Okay.
Let's do this.
This looks like a good play, man.
This looks like a great play, too. I should have already did this. Oh, I'm so ass. I should have been did this.
I think his brook has to move, obviously.
Bro, okay. I think I, Joe, I think I just found it, bro. I think I found it. You found it.
You found it. I found something. I found something I like a lot.
You did.
Isn't that, isn't that pretty sexy?
We don't want my night watch.
We hold up, hold up, hold up, hold up.
Cool. Completed. None of that matters. None of that matters.
check and checkmate wait what how's that okay a little bit confused I thought
I was gonna be checkmate.
Is that checkmate?
I just wanna hear the boop boop boop.
I just wanna hear that.
I can't hear it.
Okay, I'm actually losing this game.
Well, I'm down material, but I'm in a good mood.
I'm freaking out!
I'm freaking out, I'm freaking out,
I'm freaking out, I'm freaking out, I'm freaking out.
Oh my God, I'm fucking freaking out.
Oh my God.
I'm getting light headed, Jixi.
Tell me to calm down.
Tell me to calm down.
Calm down, Joe.
I think I'm in danger.
Oh, wait, OK, OK, OK.
I found the play.
I found the play.
I found the one good play here.
There's got to be another good play, but I'm going to kill
the game, bro.
This looks good.
This is, he has to go here.
There's one spot for the king to go.
Now we infiltrate.
Could I like do a sexy queen sack?
Take, take, take.
Oh, I just blundered.
No, I see it now.
Oh, I didn't even notice that man.
Bro, I forgot about the queen's vision.
Oh, no, I forgot about the queen's vision.
No, still want to fucking with me.
You're fucking with me.
Now, if I would have took your rook, I would have lost my queen.
See, I didn't see that man.
Bro, I feel like this is winnable, even though I'm down with you, I'm in such a good
position.
Oh, that's not good.
Jesus Christ. I think this is winnable, bro. I have to watch out for this.
I'm freaking out. Bro, you're winning, but I think I could win, maybe.
me know like me know like me know like oh god we're in the last minute yo this is where
It's gonna get really sloppy.
Okay.
It's fine.
Bro, I gotta do this.
Bro, is there any other way to fucking win?
God, I'm actually fucking throwing right now.
Yeah.
Oh.
Bad place.
Bad place from the Bart man right now.
Not looking good.
Let's say that.
Bro, they're ha-
I just, I don't see it, man.
I don't see the checkmate.
Wait.
Maybe I do.
Maybe I fucking do.
Cause,
nope, I don't see anything.
I'm not going to lie like, oh god, see, like, what are we doing?
Should I take that?
No.
How's that not checkmate? I don't understand. Where is the checkmate at? Is it even possible?
Oh, that's why it's not fucking checkmate. Can I just checkmate him right there? Checkmate
for the love of Christ.
Jake, you don't do this to me, please.
This has to be checkmate.
Like, Joe, I'm sorry, but it's...
Okay.
Bro, I couldn't find it.
I couldn't see it.
Like, Chad, what the fuck?
Am I brain dead?
Yo, Joe, GGs, bro.
You're definitely making it.
I threw, man.
I was up like eight.
Now, dude, I'm so bad at late game.
Like, if I'm up in pieces, I just don't know what to do.
It's just the time management with the nerves, bro.
But, Joe, honestly, if you didn't give me a rook,
I think you just dominate me, because you were plus seven.
That was the only reason why I wanted to be honest with you.
Bro, Jack, I swear to God I could have had mate.
Yeah, GG, Joe.
That was really fun, bro.
That was a good game.
This is actually an amazing watch.
I still have so many pieces.
I didn't know what I could do.
Bro, I want to check on One.
I should have brought my queen out at some point.
I just kind of had my queen stuck there for fucking nine moves.
One is in a heater with steak.
I want to stay.
And steak.
So before this, we're doing a practice game because I put in a link for you.
So you can just click on it and then you can pull up any game that you want to.
Joe?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Oh, sorry about that.
Sorry about that.
My bad.
I thought I was watching.
Ron beat Max.
Yeah.
That's not surprising, though.
That means...
You're 4-0.
I'm 2-2.
Ron's 2-2.
Oh, wait, yeah. How do I? Oh, wait, I see the standings.
Oh, wait, no. Ron got half. Ron drew one.
He drew with Max?
Okay. Yeah, Joe, you're definitely.
So if I beat Ron once, I move on.
Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes.
Yes, yes, just even if he beats me once he has half he has one and a half wins.
I have to I can't believe he drew with Max.
What are you going to do if you lose the game against PBM?
Um, look, bro, all I'm going to say is if your nipples off or some shit.
If Ron beat Max, I'll probably like I'll return or like, okay.
If you'll do the one chip challenge.
Yes.
Yes.
brother if like I played Ron Ron basically just hands you pieces if Ron beat
Matt bro he also took the first the first match I was playing I just I tried to
scholars made him I moved my queen out and he goes oh no and then he just
looking he just fucking sat there for like a minute and a half and didn't
make a move
Hold up my editor sent me a video on chest is actually so cool
Sorry, what'd you say dude just seeing seeing all these people on chess is so cool bro like
This is so random.
Well, that's not how I chess is his game.
I'm crying.
No, I'm not seeing that.
Yo, are you going to continue to play
chess after this tourney?
Dude, I want to get a pass on the euro, bro.
It might take like two years.
How good is a thousand euro, though?
Like what's like a high school chess player?
Like how good is a regular check?
That's top 20%.
Chad, is a thousand-eilo top 20%?
Yeah, top 20%.
Top 20.
If you're a thousand-eilo, you're in the top 20% tile players.
Yes, you're better than like 80% of people who play chess.
That's so weird, though, because then it's like,
what is 2,000-eilo, like top 0.5% or something?
Wait, sorry, Joe. What'd you say? I'm sorry. I'm sorry because like 2000 E-Lo players have to be like top 0.5% then
Bro my cousin is 2000 E-Lo and he's top. Yeah 1% top 1%
So yeah, if you're 2000 E-Lo your top 1% if you're 1000 E-Lo your top 20% and then GM's are just like 3000 E-Lo
I
Think or even more get our GM's more than 3000
How much you low to GM's how how much you live for the highest e-lows like 2,500
So the feed a low the over the board the highest is around
2800 2890 I think was Magnus's highest
2900
Yeah, 2900, 28, 28, 90.
I think that was the highest ever.
Now, what about like chess.com, Elo,
do any of the GMs even play chess.com?
Oh yeah, I thought.
Really?
What is there Elo, like 3000 or something?
Yes, so the better ones are over 3000.
Like, the Karoo.
Dude, imagine having 3000 Elo on chess.
What is your brain just like a circuit board
at that point of just chess moves, like good God, bro.
3000ilo, bro.
I was telling Levy when he was teaching me,
I was like, I wish I could get into your brain
to see what you're thinking when you're making a move.
Like they have to be seeing like 15 different scenarios
every second, like just,
and then just knowing how to respond after that.
Bro, Joe, um, my like, I think my first week on chess, I played against Levy, but he had
no pieces on the board.
Like he couldn't see his pieces and he literally just checkmated me and like 11 moves off of
just memory.
Like he knew.
Yeah, I played him when he was blind to and he was, uh, yeah, crushing me.
He named out all my pieces like, all right.
I think the strategy in that is just move a bunch of random pieces around and just hope that he kind of just forgets where stuff is.
Yeah, yeah, just like do the most like obscure moves ever.
Okay, you guys going to be shuffled around soon.
Okay.
Hello.
Oh, God.
It's Rinaldo.
What's up, Ron?
Hey, Joe.
Mr. We talked, you know you had like
You know how to crash out, but bro. I hope your chat forgives me. I forgive you and like we're all
I'm not mad at you. I'm not mad at you, bro. I'm excited. I love you, and I love your chat, dude
I love you too, bro
I'm actually excited to play right now
I'm just ready that I'm let's play so I saw I saw that you drew a match with max what happened there
Yeah, so Max just like really fucked up and he let me win basically yeah
But I'm saying you drew like one of the games you know, I know he had me
He completely had me because I so I'm not even no troll like you might think this disgusting like sword of God
So mid-round I kid you not I'm not even trying to farm not trying to clip farm nothing
I had to like let out a shit, but it was like no no
I was like not a funny one like it was like 10 iPhone 17 pro max is coming out of my butt wait
You left mid-match to go poop. Yes. I had to and I made a you went to go take a dump with like five minutes on the clock
Yeah
Not even dingleberries just a straight mud pie shit in your fucking pants right now dude. That's disgusting
Yeah, you had a book that bad that you couldn't hold it
Yeah, no, I actually couldn't and I started making wrong plays because of that. I'm not kidding Michael was there for a stressing out
Was it like diarrhea?
No, it was I swear to God. It was I've I'm
23 years old. I kid you not that was the craziest logs that came out
I've ever seen it was like they just shot out, but it was long ones like not to get descriptive
But like they were have you ever had a have you ever had one long shit?
That's like one time I had one that was the size of my whole leg
Doug, that's what I'm saying.
And it's like, that shit was just sitting in your intestines,
like wrapped up, and you poop it out in one go.
Yep, yep.
Damn.
So what are you going to do?
Are you going to host me after you lose this,
or what's going on?
No, I said when I'm done this tourney,
I'm going to be doing other shit.
I'll probably do like reacts for like an hour or two.
But you have to win both games.
Are you going to beaver cello?
Coachella?
No.
What last year are you?
No, I don't know probably not I have a feeling all the guys are gonna come home
I don't know why I have this strange urge feeling right now like I'm not reading a group chat or anything
But like oh you're having FOMO right now. No not at all. Oh god not even a sea
Yeah, let me be real Coachella is the most overpriced overhyped event of all time
time. Is it fun? Yes. It's also like $8000 to go for a weekend and it's a hundred and
fucking 10 degrees outside and you're paying $35 for a vodka Red Bull.
I'm about as with you. I wanted to go to see James Charles and outfit. I'll just keep
it. That was literally all that reason. What? You were going to find in my RL or
some shit. What do you mean? I just wanted to see, bro. I don't know. You were going
to go all the way to Coachella Valley to see James Charles's
outfit.
Perhaps.
Wow.
I want to meet him on the Ferris wheel.
They took my weed at Coachella last time I went.
Fucking confiscated that shit.
Yeah, I got it in the first day.
You're not supposed to bring drugs into Coachella.
How?
That's what the whole point of it is.
That's what I'm doing.
Well, yeah, I know.
There's people that.
They don't really scan you that much, but I had, well, actually, somebody stole edibles
for me the one day.
Yeah, I got robbed of edibles one day, which was crazy.
Really?
Yeah.
It was like this little baggie that I had attached to my bag that they were in, and
it was unzipped.
It was zipped and locked, and somebody undid it and then took them out.
So when I looked, I was like, oh, they were gone.
But the first day, I snuck to join.
The second day, they were like, that's me.
I was like, yeah, edible before it came in
Cuz I don't want to be high at like
If I ate an edible before I walked in at like say 10 a.m. And then it's fucking midday heat a hundred and ten out
Like I was eating that edible
So I don't know how bad it gets you yeah me and you should do a stream
We eat a 400 milligram nerds rev see what happens
So I took five milligrams of an edible and I started running in a straight line for an hour and a half on Minecraft
You're losing your mind. Yeah, no, my mouth was open and my head was lean back all five milligrams just drooling. Yeah
Wow
No, I mean, I'll like for me to go. I've probably taken like 10
That's a normal number taken 400 though. No, I would never take 400 most. I've ever taken was like maybe like 50 or 60
Or maybe even 60 to
70
Oh, that's good. You know what event we're in right? What?
PogChance
What number though?
67
How old are we?
Hilarious, I'm 23 bro. At what age are we on dead ass?
I've been starting to think I had a dream last night. I had a dream last night that I was 26 and I was like whoa
Time is moving
Wow, what a great story sorry
Um, no, I would say, I would say that I'm probably on personally.
I, well, I think like 30 years old is definitively on, but I would say
even maybe like 20, 28, 29.
How old are you?
24.
I just turned 24.
Holy.
You're like six months.
I'm sorry, incoming in 30 seconds.
Okay.
Roberto, you're starting the first game with white.
Okay.
Thank you.
Joe, your black first game.
Second game, I want to start, okay?
Sounds good.
Make sure you're ready.
Hey everyone, we are 30 seconds away from round three.
Same as the previous rounds.
I'll start the first game
and then it'll automatically rematch 10 seconds later.
We'll be in touch regarding who progresses to the knockout.
So please don't leave after your match.
I will tune in with everyone to let you know what the standings are.
Oh, look, here we go. Good luck. Joe. I mean, no, no, do you want me to go even only?
Oh, I put my chat in email only, but I'm going to keep your mic on.
We want to hear your venture. Of course. Yeah.
Why is PBM challenging me to a battle?
All right, Joe, be honest with me before I start playing.
How good are you?
I almost beat Jamesy in one game.
So you're pretty good.
You know how to play.
Um, no, I'm I mean, I'm I'm $1.99 elo
What are you doing?
You gonna take another piece of mine one piece honestly
Yeah
I
Interesting
Hold on you can't handle me ain't you no fan you'll be you know that mean right?
I've heard of the meme I've heard of it before
Is that one of your favorites? That's a good meme. Are you a were you a big vine guy? Were you?
not really
Why you didn't like it or you just never had it
I mean Vine was cool. Don't get me wrong, but it's like
Vine to me was kind of a there's no good may-may's there like musically okay now we're starting to get
Meme wait Joe what that was a good play was it
I
Low-key like this movement I got going on you know just a little bit
Like actually just a little bit though I
I
Want to fly stress right now Ron. I'm not gonna lie
Well, that sounds like it's you're faking that I'm gonna be honest with you, but it's okay, bro
You can talk me through this, bro. We have two games to play. You know what I'm saying like
Yeah, I mean, I'm just trying to see what your next move is. You know, that's a good play
What you did I'll give it to you
I'll just do that probably, you know, yeah, I'm just gonna get out of harm's get out of harm's way
Yeah, I'm pretty I'm dumb, but like I don't know if I'm that
Well, oh
So that actually low-key gave me a little layup because I know what you think I'm gonna do and it's not gonna do that
so I'll just do
I'll just do that so that you know I'm saying I'm not gonna use my quite
It's a fair play. Yeah. Yeah, you know, I was gonna. Yeah. Yeah. I thought Max was gonna do that, too
I'm not glad I thought max was gonna do that and then max like he like used his brain and I'm like what?
I'm like, how is that even possible? You got a good lineup going now. The only problem is you can't really move your
bishops too much
like
Why not?
Well, because you're kind of gonna get fucked if you do
Like I have a setup where it's like my bishops if they move or you move your bishops
It's like you low key kind of help me
Just a tiny bit
Like my goal right now Joe is to take your king
Yeah, my king or my queen I'm gonna take your king
And I'm gonna do it strategically to like right there I
I can't really take your queen because you're not giving me an open area for it
No, I'm not which is kind of odd brother. Why don't you like have some fun bro like you know I'm saying
Yeah, I mean that's a good move I'll give it to you but like
I'm low key just gonna like
Yeah
That is a good move
Okay, okay now you're starting to get freaky. I don't like this
I don't like this one bit
I don't like this one fucking bitch up I
I don't like this one fucking bit
Not even a little bit. He's got me fucked in my ass. How did he know how to do that?
I mean, I wouldn't say I have you fucked, you know, I'm definitely fucked. I
Mean, I
Don't know how stupid I I don't know really I
I know you're gonna be like confused, but like I don't really know how fucking this works. Yeah, I was gonna say can you jump over that?
I didn't know
I didn't jump over that. Yeah, I didn't know but I mean I was fucked kind of regardless there
Did you how much did you practice you don't mind me asking
Andrea taught me a little bit. I know I'm supposed to do that. That's pretty good right there
why'd you move that well because now if you go left I could get one for one at
least but I know that you have your little night so you kind of have an
advantage just have an advantage on time I'll give it to you oh I'm a gem I'm
a dumbass you're a art you're kind of a jump ass a little jump ass are you
You're making fun of my stutter.
Sorry.
I think you're a comedic there.
Sorry.
Funny guy.
Sorry.
So, Ron, I'm quite confused, man.
I don't really know what I should be doing.
Me too.
I'm not going to lie.
You have a lot of time.
I'm not even trying to, like, low-key manipulate you,
but you should take your timer,
because this is where your time advantage low-key helps.
I'll be quiet, though.
I'll let you play.
I'm a man of fair game.
I can't do that yeah, there's a fuck it's a fuck situation now for both of us low-key
No, I miss cut again. Oh my
I
Wow, I just sold by another misclick I
Feel like you're trying to bait me into no no no real talk real talk action. I didn't ask into the same shit
The one that you drew no I fucked up because I misclick like a fucking burger
Do you want me to take that run why'd you just put that there buddy?
I mean you can it's just gonna I mean if you look I'm gonna take it with a pawn
though that's the thing so it's like it's up to you if you want to take that risk
you see I just told you like exactly what's gonna happen like if you like
if you move yours there like I could take with a pawn and then it's kind of
like you kind of fucked but it's like wait okay so I see what you're trying to
to do. Honestly, you're going to take it regardless. So I think I'm, yeah, I'm just going to trade
it. That's just the smart thing to do. Like I'll just, I'll trade that. Why not? I mean,
I'm not mad at it. Do I like that? No. But like, I'll take the trade. Like I'll take
it. I low key got to like move a little bit though, like just a little bit like
You're kind of fucking my butt right now with a little bit of these plays, but just a tad bit.
Ooh, I didn't see that. Good catch.
It's fine.
Let's play nervous Ron. You're gonna give me nervous
What is that?
Let's play football
Bro that miss click really fucked me. I lost like a lot. I gotta stop doing that like dead ass
I it's the same shit. I always do
The miss clicks is like what fucks me
I didn't see that Ron oh no wait
I
Look you fucked up
Dude, I you know what my problem is Joe. I rush things if I sound like a little bit of patience
Everything would be okay
Yeah, that's the question is it's like if you take that then we're basically tied the only thing is you have a queen
But like I'm not gonna move on the bottom right so it's like
What the fuck do we do? We might end up in a draw or stalemate.
I'm just, I'm just fucked, Loki.
I'm fucked!
damn, gg's
actually, I lost, yeah
wait, you lowkey helped me right there
dude, I don't know what the fucking best play is here, like this is where I'm so ass at this level of the game
You have two minutes, we'll take your time, on no troll.
Yeah, I have two minutes on this slide.
We just played three minutes though,
but we just played, like, think about it.
I won't talk.
I'm shooting my phone now.
I'm down.
Oh, careful though, don't, uh,
this is how Max fucked up his draw.
He had all the pieces in the world, too.
I'm not even kidding.
Dude, I can't tell if you're actually being wholesome and trying to help me. I am I am I'm not gonna lie
I don't really know how you
Max Tal made
The fuck is that well I take one piece regardless
I go there if you do want there's only one play you could do here that won't let you get a piece, but I'll
Loki fuck you
Like a tiny bit. I'll be honest with you
I don't know how to win yeah, that's the thing about us. It's like we're so underdeveloped that it's that's what I'm saying
Like I know how to get pieces, but then it's like okay
I'm chat like I'm trying to put you in checkmate, and I'm just like fucking lost
Like I'm just like I don't even know what to do here
Cuz if you just go down one with your queen, I just keep moving forever. It's like impossible
It's gonna end up being a stalemate fuck we gotta learn
God I'm a jackass. I'm a fucking idiot, dude. I mean, yeah, yeah, I mean, I can't there's nothing we can do
I fucked up other than this. We're literally gonna be here forever. I
I should have taken my time though, like two minutes. I don't know why I just rushed things.
I'm a stinky cheese. It might be a stalemate though, Chad. No troll.
Like, because I'm just gonna keep, I know what he's gonna make me do and he's gonna keep his rook
there, but I'm just gonna keep going up and down.
This is stinky every bra. This is really stinky.
It's like I have a minute and a set of times. What do I do? Like I know there's, there has to be an easy way.
and this might be it don't draw though bro
there we go yeah what did I do wrong top four top four that was not bad
I think there's one I made one move that was fucked right? Oh, it's instant. Oh, no, it's instant. Oh my god
I feel like I'm gonna pass out Ron. Okay next game starting things. Oh my god Ron. Oh, thank you
Dude, you know, it's crazy like I feel like I could get good at this game
But I just I don't understand the certain tech with the game and that is my problem. Oh
My god, I feel like I'm gonna pass out
You played that pretty well, bro
Even if I lose this I still move on that's so clutch
I know this move. I saw this on tiktok. What'd you say? I've seen this before
You take one. I think I lost. I fucking didn't follow the tiktok bro. I literally watched this like against max
No, I think you played it well brother, I'm not gonna. No, I actually I actually don't think I did you saw the same video though, right?
Oh, I know what you're talking about buddy. Yeah, you take out if yeah
okay
How do you play against this though? That's the question
Okay
When I'm gonna assume I just take out some pieces. Maybe just a little matter daddy. I cup with a bit of attic
That was a good play I like that actually I like that I like that out of you as well
Well, I actually like that chat.
I mean, chat, I know I'm not good.
Like, I know I'm not good, but at least I'm like,
am I learned?
I feel like I'm learning.
Like before I didn't even know what I was doing.
Yeah.
You're cooking, some would say.
I mean, I'm just learning, bro.
Like I'm not good.
Like I'm a bad learner,
but at least something is happening.
That's all.
Oh my god, dude, I have no idea what I was trying to scholars meet you and you block it
So now I just don't know what I'm doing. That's what I'm familiar with. Yeah
I you said I don't know if you were talking about the same tip-top. I think it was I think it was I literally watched it right before this
So I'm gonna try to scholar master you okay, I think I have a player
You know I think it might actually fuck my ass
you know, I mean, it's it's
just such a fun like thing to
do once you learn it like a
little. Yeah, but dude, it
makes my brain hurt, man. I
think you just focus the entire
time. It's like you can't really
be entertaining and try to focus
on chess at the same time
because there's like a million
moves that you can make. my
fuck up. Oh, no, you didn't.
You're saying that because you
You're all cool. That's a good move.
Yeah, I'm trying to think here.
I mean, if we're being honest with you.
I mean, do I take that tree?
Are you are you on my night in front of my king?
No. Oh yeah.
That's the only that's the only thing you could reasonably take right now.
I know but do I even want that or should I just play it even smarter and just oh
I mean, okay, we'll just that'll be a trade I fucked up, but there'll be a trade if you take that
Regardless I get a night. I mean, it's just like damn though. I should have done that
Fuck bro. I gotta actually take my time, bro. My biggest thing is I just don't take my time
What oh
That was, thank you.
Wait, you just made it even for us now.
Yeah, I may have fucked up.
Because before you were going to be able to take my bishop and you were going to be able
to take my knight.
Now you just gave me.
Screaming and crying, throwing a fit right now.
I don't know what to do.
Weird.
No, I'm not really trying to trade queens.
Yeah, that's what I'm saying.
It's like, dude, we're in a weird position right now, Joey Bowie.
I mean, thanks.
Oh, okay.
You know, we're making a difference.
Yeah, this is a win.
This is actually pretty good.
This is a good game.
Low key.
We trade everything here.
Yeah.
low key we trade everything here yeah I mean
we're gonna be at nothing soon wait it's gonna be pawns I'll take that that was
pretty good of me
He moves it out of the way I had to I mean you know I have to oh I know I fucking miss
I did it again versus the same shit it's every time they should have a confirmation button
for every move no dead ass like I'm not even kidding I keep knit that oh my god
sold my game again that actually sold my game again
move the rook out yeah I mean I'm running out of fucking things I fucking miss
oh my god I'm such a baby rage bro like like I fuck up everything bro like I
actually have I'm having fun and then I fuck up
We don't have a lot of time to make many moves is the problem.
No, it's probably we're just going to end up like very awkward.
It's going to be like we're just going to be bouncing around
the board with no items or not no items.
It's going to be kind of weird.
We'll take that.
See, then what are you going to take?
It's like, you know, it's like.
You're like, what do I do now?
Honestly, if I'm looking, I don't know.
I actually don't know.
I'm going to make a dumb play right now.
Yep, that was a dumb play.
Oh god.
Ron, don't do this.
Wait, I don't know how this game works like if I can you know, I miss click
No, this is so cringe like it did it again like bro. There's no way I lose a game like that
Bro like that. I don't need don't ever invite me back to these tournaments bro. Like oh my god
Why is there not a confirm button?
Well, they can't have a confirm button forever. Oh, you can look he just a double click or something
I help so what I did is I help oh my
I still might not be able to meet you
I'm not lost. I'm not a lot of lost. That's true. I'm lost. I mean I'm lost. Chad, I don't know I lost. I mean, I fucked up, bro.
Again, I did the same it's so crazy. Why is there not a confirm button?
We're just a double click like if you hold your piece and then you click somewhere
It's automatically bro. Like like if I click my piece right now and I click somewhere like
Mota how are we putting a baby rage in my chat you have a fucking
Crazy nose, bro
No. Kill me, bro. End it. Just end the game. End the game. I fucked up from the beginning.
I'm tilted. I'm just tilted. Just end it. Wait, why did you not?
Okay
I
Sold chat my fucking sold so hard. I'm a fucking burger
Fucking so ass
Like what do I do here man? I
Mean I fucking sold I had this game like low key. I had a chance. Oh my god
Now you still have a chance now because I'm fucking selling and I don't know what fucking move I should make yep, and it's over
And I sold and I sold
I'm going to be real, I don't know if chess is getting another game out of me after today.
I don't know if this is my forte, someone say.
Wait, how did I, I mean, I can still sell.
I just sold heavily.
That's what happened.
Take your time, Ron, you have three minutes.
Oh my God, stop!
my entire chat is just spamming the nae mode of disapproval okay didn't really expect that
play out of you. Well, I mean, if I take that, I mean, it's just like, yep.
Because you're in the green.
That would have fucked my butt if you were like.
Alright Chad, I understand this is a name maneuver from me.
Hey, don't do that.
Don't do what?
Don't be cheesing.
What's that about?
Just trying to move around.
Move some pieces around the board.
Yeah.
I like that.
Move some pieces as well.
Wait.
Oh.
Now you could have just checkmated me if you moved to a different spot.
Yeah, but low key.
Yeah, I'm perfectly okay with this because look I mean now I go up now I go up
Yeah, I look he got a good positioning.
I'll take that.
Go ahead.
Take it.
Now, we play a game of, can you checkmate me?
Are you having fun?
This is riveting, right?
Uh-oh.
Ron, do you know how to checkmate somebody?
Yeah.
Draw.
Thank you.
Thank you for that.
Thank you for that.
I don't know how to do it.
You have to get you to the corner, right?
Well, yeah, no, you were what you what you were supposed
to do there was basically make chat.
I don't chat.
You guys are calling me dog.
I've never learned that.
What you needed to do was make a line with your queen
and your rook that I can't cross.
And then you ladder walk me to a corner
and then just trap me.
My chance thing I sold chat.
I won and drew.
I'm on top four.
Bro, Andre is mad at you.
Andre, maybe if you didn't teach me fucking 1,000 different dates,
I could have fucking learned it.
But you didn't even think, bro.
I would move, and you would immediately move your next piece.
And then we just went back and forth, and you stalemated.
Bro, I don't know how to play.
Bro, I'm actually, I have fun, bro.
Oh, my god.
Like, bro, I was playing.
So even if I won, though, I lost, no.
Right?
I have to win both.
Yeah, no, you, because you drew again.
BDM you were you're I
Check I would have lost regardless if I won that game
Damn so Jamesy I play the best person from the first group
No, Jeff. He's I draw it against Max
Who we play so on top for now
Wait, why is that a draw though check what makes a game a draw can someone tell me
I'm gonna play on a
Am I playing on a or state he can't move but wouldn't I win no steak lost to
See, I don't know the basic rules. That's it
Like I don't know what's legal. He still has a game on going
Because this is either way play
I'm sorry. So what should I have done here? I should have just moved this. Yeah, I'm playing.
I'm playing on a.
Oh, wait, but.
Everyone, thanks for joining us today.
The final results are in.
So congrats to Jinxie and Joe from group A.
You guys are moving into the knockout.
And congrats to own a and steak.
You guys are also moving into the knockout from group B.
For everyone else, thanks a lot for joining us.
You're free to go for today.
We'll be in touch next week regarding the prize money.
For those of you who are moving into the knockout,
there'll be more information shortly,
but the match-ups will be Jinksy versus Stake
and One versus Joe.
All right, thank you.
So there's a little break here.
We're gonna move to breakout rooms a little bit,
but we're about five minutes away from games.
Wait, so does it come PayPal, Venmo, Cash App?
You think they're going to fucking Venmo you, your money?
Am I going to get it in like a check or maybe in like Shiba coin?
Holy promo.
GGs, I love you, Joe.
I have a lot of GGs, bro.
I'm going to watch the moon landing.
Oh, yeah, that is soon.
All right, yo, I'm going to go piss real quick chat.
A, E, CAB, Mr. Frey, Edward for the sub,
not Nord for the sub,
one, Rocky,
Chi, Gagging, Baja, Joseph,
E, Milky and A double for the sub,
Void and Jaden for the sub,
D and XYZ for the sub,
Havan, Finesse, Big, thinking for the sub,
Final thinking for the three,
Jerky, Cool, Liam for the sub,
Sixth, Seventh, thinking for the three,
out of the turning now.
No, and I'm not listening to that song
when I'm done, Sixth, Seventh,
I'm sorry, brother, please stop asking.
I'm an AI.
My programmers haven't asked me to tell you that I'm not.
I'm a regular robot.
What?
Don't worry about it, Jim.
Just the jake.
Just the jake might give you the sub.
Dave's an atlas for the sub.
Take a shirt and add up for the sub,
add up for the sub.
You're like what?
R.W. and bad for the sub,
add word up for the sub.
Yo, counting down 30 seconds.
I'm getting first rounded here in the in the full bracket.
Oh, hello.
What's up, man? How are you feeling?
Your prodigy made it while I'm your second prodigy.
Second prodigy made it top four.
I don't trust this company, bro.
Yeah, you did.
I was also telling all you saw my message, right?
Oh, yeah.
I don't need to tell him.
The match with Dainty wasn't bad.
Hello?
You're a.
Hello, hello.
Good to know you.
How are you?
Like, sometimes I'm like, did you even see my message?
But you react.
I'm not Sarah.
I'm Judith.
I'll be your operator here.
Okay.
Oh, I'm happy.
All right.
Lock in and stop taking pieces that are protected in this room, because you're going to face Joe.
All right.
Peace.
Okay, thank you so much.
Hello.
Hello, Nae.
Judith, yo, yo, okay, okay, yo.
That's fine.
Help me, Sarah.
I don't care.
No, no, no, no, no.
Sorry, Judith.
Sorry, sorry, sorry.
Yo, Joe, bro.
Yo, Joe, bro.
You keep philosophizing on your stream, bro.
Let's see what it's all about, bro.
Chess the number one game, bro.
We can philosophize about the next move, bro.
Let's see it, bro.
Well, you're the best.
You're the best seed right now.
You've won.
Actually, no, I think Chinkse might have won
every game he played.
Yeah, Chinkse is correct.
Who did you lose against?
I lost against.
I drew against extra Emily one time.
I had a queen and a king.
I couldn't finish it.
Wait, I need to fix my zoom.
Do you see my cam?
I don't see yours, bro.
Yes, I see your cam.
Yeah, we see your cam.
Can I refresh my Chrome time?
Or would I freak it up?
What's happening?
I can't see nothing on the thing.
I don't see no cameras.
Like it's broken.
Can I refresh this back?
Pfizer, pain, a state, and skate.
Take it with a sub hot.
Take it with a 3A.
Bad and RW for the sub.
Yo, Chad, I might get high as shit after this.
I'm not going to lie.
I'm not going to lie.
I don't get really high.
Watch the moon landing.
Do some gas.
Wait in hold.
No, John, I'm not eating an animal right now.
You're back in the break.
After I get two out right here.
Can you drink it, Joe?
Yeah, can you see Joe's camera now?
Oh, no, can you see me?
Yes, I can!
Oh!
We're close.
Chill with the guns, bro.
What the hell?
What do you mean, the guns?
I don't got a gummy smile.
No, the guns, bro.
The guns.
the guns yes bang all right yo joe I have a question I have a question okay yeah
what's up so I was watching your stream right like a week ago or something yeah
you were like playing some game or something yapping the usual all the
sudden all the sudden you pick up a glass bottle and I alright guys all right
check here we go and it starts bubbling bro yo bro you smoke weed bro oh it's
There's a bong, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Oh, were you watching me open CS cases?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, all the time.
Yeah, every red I hit, I hit a bong.
And that was a good CS case happening.
Yo, I hit a marble, a Talon knife marble fade,
like the other day.
That's really good.
It's like a thousand dollar knife, pretty good, pretty good.
She was probably tilted, bro, you got rinsed.
Yeah, I sent a picture to him.
I got it off stream though, it was my best hit,
I was so sad.
Hang out with my friends. They're like you should open cases. I was like, oh open 40 hit a knife
Offstream Joe
Yeah
Okay, bro stick to the Zabra like don't get addicted to cases bro. No bro chill chill chill
You don't want to open cases off stream. That's why addiction bro. See here's the thing. Okay. Yeah
But like I might get the return rates terrible
But like I also just like casually gamble
So I'd rather gamble a CS case and then like potentially just have a skin that I'll use
instead of just like lighting money fully on fire.
I fear you.
You're a big face up.
Hi everyone.
Welcome to the knockout.
Congrats on making it this far.
As I mentioned earlier,
it's a Jinxi versus Stake in the first semi-final
and One versus Joe in the second one.
It's the same format as the previous round.
It's a two game match of five plus five time control
with a blitz tie break if needed.
Otherwise, whoever wins is moving on.
If you lose, you are also moving on to a third place match.
So please make sure to stay in Zoom
as your day is not over.
And there is prize money associated
with third place, of course.
If you have any questions, let us know.
Otherwise, we're looking to start in about one minute.
Same as the previous rounds, I'll start the first game
and then it will automatically rematch before game two.
Yo, Simon, we appreciate you, bro.
Yo, Simon, can I say hi, bro?
I'm gonna say hi.
Yes, here you go.
I'm gonna tell him, okay?
I don't know if he can, I don't know if he can.
He can't because he's in the lobby,
but I'm gonna tell him you said that, okay?
Now, please refresh your browser,
please, www.chess.com slash play slash online
and wait for your screen.
I'm Simon GPT, yo, we heard you, by the way.
Yo bro, this is great, that's right.
All right, thank you, Judith.
And only you are starting with white first game, OK?
And the second game will immediately
start 10 seconds after the first finish.
Good luck.
Joe, you know what they say about white, bro?
That's the first move right there, bro.
The first move.
Bang!
White gets the first move.
Are you going to try and scholars make me?
Yo, yo, this is the second time I hear scholars make.
What the fuck is a scholar make, bro?
That's a really great try, bro.
You're down playing your skill in chess. You have to be.
I was told by Levi Gotham Chess himself that Germans are good at chess and you're German so you must be good at chess.
I mean, I don't know, bro. We will see after this, bro.
You have a higher degree.
You only have one loss on your record.
No, and a draw. Yeah, bro.
Yeah, but a draw is not a loss. Draws a tie.
Yo, yo, yo, listen, Joy. I played Jinxie, bro.
Jinxie bro because they were telling me that I'm too good for this tournament bro because I was I got ranked like
1000 you know something which I'm not bro like I was
Your turbo boosted
Yes turbo boosted don't get me banned for that though, right?
I had like a coach and the call suck the vibrate up mass everything bro the whole fucking nuts right all the Sun
I got ranked 1000
Vibrator up your ass like like buzzing to tell you to do a certain move
Don't worry about that. You know fan of always sunny in Philadelphia
I don't know what that means from okay, so you just randomly brought off that you a vibrator and that's that's a reference of the show
No, bro. What that's it. That's a reference from
From what's his name from my most cartoon versus the one guy Joe, but best of luck wait that happened IRL
Yeah
Somebody had a vibrator in the last IRL
Yeah, and and it like vibrated if it was a good move or a bad one or something or like it vibrates three times
I mean see it vibrates two times. I mean see to move to see to or something
I mean, there's gotta be a better way to tell yourself what move to do
No, because he was cheating. He was trying to do it secretly
Well, this this is like this is your ace up your sleeve
No, like you just talk to your opponents, but you just asked them about like I talked to my opponent
I kind of try to run the clock a little low, you know, because you're probably gonna make better moves than me, but I could yapp
I'm kind of copying your moveset right now, and I feel like now you don't know what about this though
Copy this one, buddy
Not a bad move see I could trade you right now
And that would be bad for me
It's an interesting play on your end
What if I do this?
Then I put you in the same situation, right?
Or no?
Yeah.
Ooh, no.
Wait, maybe.
I'm going to trade this one.
Fuck up your pawn structure.
You feel me?
You could have gotten a pawn and a potential rook out of that, I feel?
No?
Wait, no, I could have taken you with my king.
Same lineup still.
Hmm.
up my structure that's right that's right big hole in the defense I'm like
gaping hole in the defense gaping hole lost interest no no no don't pause bro
wait a second suck that's right what is that for well I let you know in a
second bro some people call the cheating I call it hack on me
No, three two one check this out
What
Wait, you know the castle
Yeah, I mean I I you think I made top four and I don't know how to castle
One of the first things you learn
Brings another player out onto the board
does that move bother me? you tell me? Oh, what? Yo, Joe, call me crazy, bub! Bang!
Yeah, didn't see that move there. Did not see that move there, admittedly. Not a great
play on my end. That's fine, that's fine, you can recover. Can I? That's the move, that's
move. Interesting. It has to be.
Is he planning a fork or something? I don't think so. He can't.
Should I be worried about my sprinter? Maybe. I've gotten squished before.
You're using a lot of terms that I don't know, buddy.
Oh, chill, chill, chill, chill, chill. Oh, I thought you meant time.
Oh, no. You get five seconds of reply.
I almost like I was already in past games at like 30 seconds 20 seconds, but I'm looking like I fit the red
Well, I shouldn't have said that
Why would you do that you confused chill chill bro, you think I might not so what?
No, I don't think you're madness, but you're you're you're making me think that you're better, but that I don't like that
I don't I don't know why you did that play. I feel like you just handed me a palm
Yeah, now I'm planning something right now bro
I'm stress squeezing my needle
What oh man this position bro
I'm sorry. I'm just keeping it
real. You're saying I just made a
terrible move. I mean I don't know.
I don't know why'd you just move it back?
I don't know, I don't know, I didn't have a good move there.
Why'd you say high playoffs?
Yo, if my moves are back, bro, then get some pieces, bro.
Well, like he has like, oh, why did you do that?
Well, because I'm not understanding, you just moved and then moved back.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, sometimes you just have to observe, bro.
Is that not free?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, you wish.
Look at this.
Huh?
Hmm.
Wait, I'm stupid!
Oh my gosh, Joe!
the fuck you got to move your rock now try to help you out appreciate that
get you out get you out oh my gosh
I don't like this I've such like I had such oh my god I'd such a stupid set of
And then I had a free pawn, but I saw it right after I moved, bro.
Richard, I could have just done horse here, no?
Yeah.
Come back on.
A lot of thinking there, Joe.
I'm thinking, all right.
Thinking of a few minutes.
Three minutes is only 180 seconds.
careful take time thank you thank you for the nice math appreciate that
without a calc what
like what do I even do here oh wait
I don't like none of my moves, bro. None of my moves I like. None.
Good to do this.
I wish I had a vibrate up my ass right now that would tell me where to go. Like what
is this? I'm getting rinsed.
interesting
I don't want to get this out of there. No, then you fucks me.
I don't like this, Joe.
Gosh, what do you mean, bro?
I'm just so confused right now and what even the ideal move is here.
What is this? Remember, how did I do that?
What? What? What? What? What? What?
How did I just jump here?
I think I just did like I feel like
what the fuck you happen happen happen.
Yo, what is that?
What is that move?
What? Oh, my eyes.
That's gotta be cheating.
No, you're right.
You have some months in snow, bro.
What the fuck was that Joe with a philosophical place
What did you just take?
I'm not high right now, I'm not high right now, I might get high after this.
Okay, okay.
Okay, okay, that'd be worse on your end if you lose to me
Maybe
You've put me in a bind you've put me in a bind here
here.
What is a bond?
Like a bad spot.
Put me in between a rock and a hard place.
Bro.
Oh wait, oh my god, almost fumbled again.
We just got to do something, man.
I don't like that.
I could do this. Is this any good? I think so.
Hmm. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Oh my god, I have an idea.
Oh my god.
Best move in my life in coming unless, no, never mind.
Don't do it. Don't do it. Don't do it. I go here. I go here. He goes here. Don't do it to me
I go here. Never mind almost just fucked up again. Oh my gosh
Now I don't know what to do wait wait
I think I might have thrown this game
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa was this
Oh my god, uh
Wait wait wait wait wait bang bang. Oh my gosh
No
Good job. Give me some more time, please.
I can't give you more time.
No.
It's not possible.
You go to defend.
Interesting.
Because I don't have time to think about it.
What?
I think I might have lost this year.
I don't have much time on the board.
You have one minute, why are you moving so fast, bro?
What the fuck, take your time.
Yo, why are you moving like you have one second on the clock?
Yo, it says one minute and 15, bro.
Because you got to figure out how to beat me.
I could stalemate you here.
What, what, what, what, what the fuck is that even?
I fucking so hard
Yeah, that was a good game. That was a good game. Now I start
You're good luck yo these guys are going straight in though like no toilet breaking with nothing
Why do you have to pay you could go you could get up in here right now
You're gonna buzz it
What the fuck is that move
Some say like checkmate in three times shit
Not necessarily
We know
No, this is a bad play
Do I want to go here? I don't think so every time I do it
Do it
She would go like this
No, I don't want to do that.
Just got to develop it somehow.
OK, I don't know what that is.
Going to go like this maybe.
Okay, Joe, this is my bluff round. This is my bluff round. Not in a good way.
Really, really bad way.
Lock in.
Can't check me though, right?
He could hear, but now he doesn't do anything.
Is it tech now?
I'm going to wait a second.
Wait.
Too many things happening at the board at once right now.
Really scaring me.
This is risky.
I
What
Do I count on that not really are
I'm making it we at Joe I'm making it we had a lot of things to think about I'm gonna
do something really stupid but I have to I have to now wait what the fuck that's so
Oh, I'm missing something. What the fuck? You just stole my rope. No.
No.
Yes, you did. I just took a pawn.
You have your rock. Yes, but I can't take it with my king, bro, because of your horse.
Did you mean to do that?
Uh, well, it was a part of the plan, but I wanted it to end with me winning.
and now it's just ending with me trading a piece
bro so much like his ass bro I swear that's a vibrant adoption what was that
so to make sure I'm not making weirdly pleasurable facial expressions
so that's what even though how are we even did you find me the piece earlier in the
Okay, on.
Uh,
Let's get about this.
He goes here, he goes here.
Okay.
Interesting. Classic, classic.
Classic. Classic Castle.
Some would call. We'll see.
Who said it's a good idea to be on discord for this, bro?
I don't like that from you.
What? As a teacher or as an opponent?
Either. Some would say.
What?
neutral.
What?
What am I witnessing?
I know where you're going and I don't like it.
I'm going to go there anyways.
I understand.
And I'm not upset about it.
just mildly disappointed yep I was clicking that piece knew that's where your mind was
knew that's where your mind was now you're gonna take my rook
but you was uh you're about to take my what
I already took your rook I can't take your other one because you would take my you
You take me with your queen.
You're right, you're right.
Do I trade this?
I think I do.
You going to trade your night for my night?
Ooh, never mind.
No, I won't.
I was about to, but then I saw.
But then I saw.
Then you saw what?
I can't say.
I cannot say, bro.
Share with the class.
I cannot say what I just saw, bro.
Chat, I just saw this.
and then no more this
was that move even about
don't worry
I'm worrying
don't look into it too hard make your next move
it's gotta be good no make things awkward for him bro
I have nothing cocking for Joe suck.
Fuck it. I'm taking a risk.
Weird.
Right. Why did you do that?
I felt we're doing a tour, bro. I don't know.
OK.
I just take no.
Oh, I see.
You do.
What?
You got a lot of pieces near my uh near my back line i'm not liking that
That's right. We're gonna need to get rid of
I think I just do this no take the profit take the profit and get out smell me
Smell me
Yeah, sorry
What the fuck I'm like in what I have cooking here really bro whoa whoa I don't like where
this is going I'm not gonna lie I think I'm gonna end up throwing it either way though
like last time. Wait, wait, I don't like this, bro.
You're so fast on the clock.
Joe, you can take your time, bro.
Why would I take my time? It's a part of the strategy to play
quick.
You only have 50 seconds.
So you're going to have to start making moves that you might not be so favorable with.
Oh my god, chill.
Interesting move.
Trying to get out of here.
Thank you.
Nene, I'm trying to stay in, bro.
I think you might, oh, I might have thrown.
I think I did.
What?
No, Joe.
You have three minutes.
Take a time, bro.
I do it every time.
Take your time, bro.
Take a little bit of time, bro.
Please.
Oh, no.
I had it and then I lost it.
I was so good and now I'm so bad.
Joe.
I do it every time.
I do it every time.
I do it every time.
I do it every time.
Take your time, bro.
Take a little bit of time, bro.
Oh no you don't need to do this to me I'm sorry bro I have to I don't want to but I have to
I didn't even see the move, oh, I mean.
No.
Joe, you have three minutes, Jill!
If I don't make a play, I'm going to lose.
And I don't want to lose.
I think I might lose you by a year, no, fuck that over here, I thought I got to be worried
but that's pawns right the only way can win
chill chill chill chill bro chill bro
I'm not gonna lie I drew against extra Emily even though I was what
Bro, I hate this whole five seconds shit. Can we stop adding five seconds on the clock only as fucking 30 seconds left?
now I'm just now I'm actually
screwed.
Take your time take your time
take 58.
No no stop stop.
If you want to.
Yo chill chill don't approach.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
What the fuck is a stalemate, bro?
Joe, that's the second time.
Can someone explain what a stalemate is?
You still won, though.
You still won.
Sorry, neighbors.
It's 1.20 in the morning, bro.
And I'm just kidding what a stalemate is, but what the fuck is a stalemate, Joe?
What the fuck is this stand mate bro?
It was saying that you made too many repetitive, we made too many repetitive moves and then it's just a tie.
HUUUGH!
SHIT!
WHAT?!
You're up GG bro, GG.
Yeah GG's GG's.
How many pieces will play up?
You had your up 23 on me.
Did you think this could be a draw at all?
No, I fully expected you to just made me
Yo take it out of here. Okay. I thought you've been drunk. Oh my gosh, bro
What the fuck Joe? Oh my gosh
That was clean though. That was clean. I like our games, bro. Yo Joe for our next games, bro. We can't
Bro you need to take your time a little bit call me. Yeah, I'm playing for third. I'm playing for third
You're playing yes, but this is a big fucking that's big money up. Oh, oh it is
I
Made too many blunders
I think I had you at like certain points and then I would just make a dud move that just you got literally, you know
Eight pieces on me or three pieces on me correct
But Joe take your time because I can tell you right now as a person that always
Under pressure doesn't perform the five-second thing is OP bro. I don't think you put people under pressure like that in this game
Oh, you know, I mean, I don't know if that's a play if you're up three minutes
I think yeah, they literally just move upon three times you get 15 seconds
exactly exactly
Joe best of luck in your game, bro. Yeah. Good luck to you as well. Come on. Gee
Thank you, bro. What's a pleasure. What's a pleasure, bro? Ben. Thank you for the thousand ease
I'd like to go to the toilet.
Oh, God.
Chad, will I get cooked again?
Surely we have a minute, right?
Surely we have a minute.
Yes, absolutely.
We are out of matches.
So anyway, OK?
Save Jassett, Payton, the sub, get Missionary, and uneven,
Vega for the sub, Fizz, and Gets for the sub.
SK, Payne, get, and Snead, Payton, the sub,
Edward, and Matt for the sub.
I keep getting stalemated.
Stalemate.
Stalemate is when you are not checking the king.
The king is not in check.
But the king doesn't have any other square to move.
OK.
and because all other squares would be in check
and you don't have any other pieces to move either.
So either the other pieces are blocked
or the other pieces they don't exist.
So for you, you only had one king, right?
And, well, or Jinx, right?
And then he couldn't move to any other space,
but he was not in check, okay?
So typically when your opponent only has one soul king,
make sure you always give a check.
If you're giving a check, you cannot stalemate.
And one of the way...
The next time I'm in the situation,
I will try not to fuck up again.
Oh my gosh, because this is my second time.
You know how many times you stalemate?
Oh my God, it's so frustrating,
but I'm doing it all the time.
It's one of the things.
What's your illogic?
Well, I'm an arbiter.
I'm really bad, but I'm an arbiter.
I like arbitring.
I don't play competitive.
Arbitrage?
Yeah, arbiter.
Yeah, I'm chess arbiters.
Yes, I'm arbitring.
Officiating the tournaments.
You know, you have to play chess.
Yes, rugby.
OK, don't try to learn from this time.
There's not a lot to learn from this one.
The games that you're watching, don't take notes right now.
And I'll go to the toilet, all right?
Can you have a minute for me for it?
Yes, yes, absolutely.
Okay, thank you so much.
I'll take one question real quick before you go back.
Do you own like garden gnomes?
Garden gnomes?
Gnomes, yes.
Garden gnomes, like what you place in a garden,
the small little guys?
Yeah, little gnome guys.
Nine I don't even like I have a balcony. I don't have a garden bro.
Well, I'm uh, well, I'm not I've never been to Germany but my grandma is from Germany and she said that everybody had like
Like most people with yards have a lot of garden rooms for some reason. That's like a unique thing about Germany
I think so. Yeah, low-key, but right now I live in the Netherlands, bro. Right now I live in the Netherlands. Oh, you live in the Netherlands. Yeah
Yeah, bro. Yeah, yeah, I'm not saying you back in the day
It's it's it's very nice. It's very nice. It's great Internet great people everyone speaks English
And I don't get recognized much because I think 40% of my people are German
So it's kind of chopped in Germany. So I just stayed here after uni, you know
What you did you graduate college?
Absolutely not after one year, bro. I had like a hundred average years
I wasn't telling to my mom you're please let me try this like let me go all in if it doesn't work
I can still finish the uni, you know, and then she let me and
And then I just never continued. I can continue it right now like I have the years still on my counter. I think you know
Yeah, you are not gonna go back
Zero chance you go back to you go to college bro. Yeah, I graduated and wait wait for no no
I'm gonna I want to guess I want to guess
you are a history type guy or
Or oh no, I'm sorry. Yes, you know how you always say I philosophize
Hey guys, there's gonna be a short break here. It'll be about five minutes until the final and third place matches
It's gonna be a jinxie and on a in the final and then steak and Joe in
Okay, okay
No, I yes. Yeah, I got a degree in philosophy and religion
So wait, are you religious?
No, I'm not opposed to the I like I don't think religion is bad or anything. I'm just not personally. Yes
Look at him. Look at him. Let's not not enough
But I as well like I sometimes like I pray when something is in a bad situation like I don't know
Like you worry about your mom like then I
Then I pray it's a good thing. Yeah
For sure. Well, uh, yeah, go use the bathroom before uh, you gotta play your finals match good luck in the finals
Joe, maybe quit little bonnet, bro.
Maybe quit little bonnet, bro, so you like see the vision of the move, bro.
All right, your best of luck, bro, best of luck.
Remember, it's a lot of money on the line, bro.
Yes, yes.
We got the shit.
Chad, how much do I win at my end of the turn?
Also sad because I let Joe down in that first game.
You still in?
Wait, they drew.
Ode and Joe drew.
Yes, I did.
Tell me, bro.
Oh my God, there's boobs in the screen.
Guys, I can't keep my life down.
What does he mean he's sad because he let them down?
Didn't he?
That's the state that would be back.
Jinx, he's still in first.
Why is that?
Why are they sad?
His stake live on YouTube.
Also, let me keep stakes stream.
I can't wait to play stake.
Oh, my God, I can't wait to play stake.
I'm calling. Let me keep. Let me keep. Let me keep. Oh, he did. He called me. He called
me. I'm calling. I'm calling. I'm calling. I don't have my noties on for discord, so
I can't see when he's calling me. What's up, man? Yo, I, uh, I think I played very
well and then threw both of those games. Yes. Yes, I saw. Oh, the first game was
really tough it was really close but yeah the second one yeah but how you
feeling um I don't know how good station yo what's up we're gonna see oh you
play another match yeah I play for third place wait sorry snake oh shit it's solid
you have to monitor your pieces dude he just played an insane match against
Jinxie like he almost beat him oh so okay we can't hear you Joe and hi stick
how are you? Yes, lock in. I'm giving two pep talks. I mean, you you play fantastic.
Only pistol is just a little bit more solid. I mean, it's, dude, I was losing my mind watching
you guys. So I'm gonna, I'm excited. Very excited. Anyway, sorry, I'm hearing two voices at once,
but I am listening. Okay. All right. No, I mean, I was going to say just protect your pieces.
And that's the biggest thing and you have to look for the checkmate. Yeah, I will. That was
That was my biggest thing.
Good luck, man.
Thank you.
I appreciate it.
Goodbye.
God, I love Gotham.
Yo, sorry, Stake.
I was on call.
What's up, bro?
Yeah, you're OK, bro.
I'm excited to play you.
Yeah.
I actually was saying, I hoped I played you.
I was upset because you weren't in my group.
And then I was like, oh, I hope you play me in the next
round.
I wanted you to get first in your group,
but we both got second.
Dude, I had the craziest game against Jamesy, bro.
He had all my pieces, and I had only a rook.
And I made a comeback, and I was about to win,
and then we drawed, because I don't know how to checkmate,
bro.
I'm also very bad at checkmating.
I was doing OK against One in the first game,
ended up losing.
Second game, I stalemated, but I really
chatted out in the second game.
He was up like 23 on me.
It was really hard.
Oni's good, bro.
He's actually really good.
I'm excited to see who wins the 20-minute jinxie.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
I think jinxie will probably win.
Yeah.
Realistically.
I think jinxie is more time, but One is good.
Yeah.
One plays slow.
I play the faster.
The time is just terrible.
It's so hard.
Like, it makes it 10,000 times more stressful.
Are you almost running out of time a lot?
Yes.
Yes.
Well, I mean I just see it go under a minute and it panics me, you know.
Oh, you getting nervous?
Dude, dude, get out of my head, bro.
Are you worried?
We're fighting for a third place.
Get the fuck out of my head!
Get out of my head!
We're fighting for a third place.
Hey, everybody called me Dom, bro.
They called me stupid.
But hey, I'm about to fight for a third place.
Nobody thought I would make it this far.
Oh, did you guy who plays your chat not think you were gonna make it even to top four my chat other people's chat
They all called me stupid, but it fueled me
Now you're now you're fully locked in what uh, I'm so what elo are you?
Like 270 yeah, that's about the same for me probably last cuz I've just been straight losing games, but
But who, so who have you played so far?
I played, I beat PDM twice.
I lost to Jinxie twice.
I beat Ron and then I think we drew.
I beat Ron one, drew one, and then drew one, lost one to ONA.
Okay.
How about you?
Interesting.
I faced AJ first.
Games are starting soon and Simon will announce it soon, okay?
So just refresh your phone.
We are about 30 seconds away from the final games of the day.
As usual, just be in the play zone and the game will pop up and then automatically rematch about 10 seconds later.
If you have any questions, let us know.
How many, how many points do we each have?
So you are starting fresh new.
Oh, I see.
It's just remember winning the series.
Yeah, first game you play.
Actually, yeah.
Stake your white in the first game,
Joe, you're black.
And then next game, about 10 seconds later,
it starts flip colors, okay?
Oh, here we go.
All right, I'm gonna mute up.
Good luck.
You're gonna mute up.
Mute up.
I don't wanna, I can't talk, all right.
Yeah, I'll open, Mike.
I'll just chirp you like crazy.
I'm good at the thing so I can't hear you by the way. Oh my god. He muted me. He didn't get me. He's a liar
He goes for scholars make surely up. No
Never mind
He could take and I could take I should have reinforced potentially
Does he want to trade here? He does
Now you could go down there and I can't do anything but I could go there we both just take each other
That's a move. That is a move. Is it a great one? No. But he's going to take now and then
he gets my, no he doesn't get my rook because I defend. That was a W play. Now I press
him heavily. He defends his knight with a pawn as if that matters at all. So I'm
going to take that, unless he backs up. He does. In which case I put him in check,
but then he'll move down and then I would trade a piece and he would take
me. So that's stupid. So we're gonna actually move, I can't move there
either huh I could put him in check here forcing him to bring out his king I
could trade kings right now I could be a maneuver do I want to trade kings with
state not really so instead I do this I pressure his night he could take my king
I would take his night and his king and then I could slide bad boy out over
He moves out of the way.
He also fully blocks.
Which enables me to move my queen out if I want to.
But I feel like that would probably be a bad place.
So I'm going to move my knight out, potentially take this, unguarded.
Unguarded pawn.
I'm full calming right now, chat.
I am literally IGL-ing like crazy.
I could also, no I can't move there because you would take, you would take there.
I can take here that's unguarded unless he moves that forward he does he would take that next actually so that's pretty bad for me so instead I feel like I need to trade.
I kind of have to trade him now I can I have to trade Queens now.
I can't avoid this.
We trade Queens.
That really put the burners on him. He doesn't know what to do now. Okay. He could still
go there. And that's unguarded. I could put him in check again. That seems like a stupid
play seems like a real chud play I could get two pieces out of this I could
actually get three if I go here and then there but he's gonna go here and
there's nothing I could really do about it but I could match him and just do
some stupid shit he has that guarding and I have nothing guarding me here I
I like playing quickly, but I feel like I'm playing poorly right now.
I should slide that up.
I should have done that.
That would have been a better play to move that pawn.
Plain too fast.
Also trading too many pieces.
He could take that, but I could take that, so I shouldn't move.
If I move that out, he just moves the pawn forward.
Which does really nothing for me.
Why did he do that?
to put me in check, I guess, but then I could castle, so I'm going to move this up against
him. And then if he puts me in check here, I castle. And that's a W play. But then he
saw his eyes on me there. But I could still go there. He could still go here. But this
This is kind of a more priority move.
He pressures me there, and here, ha.
I put him in check, he takes, but then I take,
and he can't take back.
Check, he takes, I take, and he has to move.
And he has to move.
No?
And then maybe I could swing somebody out here.
I don't want to block that, though, but I could protect it by doing this, but then he'll
press me.
Huh.
I kind of want to protect doing that, because I think he's going to do that, but then if
I take there he takes back and I lose one. But I feel like there's got to be
something I'd be able to do to maybe put pressure on him. Oh also this is
protected if he takes that now. I didn't even realize that. So that's a good spot
for this bishop. I really need to slide this rook out. He slides the
And I could just take it.
That's a bad trade for him, you know?
And I put him in check.
But then he'll take my rook.
Why would I not do that?
Because if I slide that out, he goes there.
But that just opens the possibilities for me.
why not? He takes. That's the only movie he has. I'm going to castle. And then I could
slide my rook out. But this is a problem. So I kind of get that I got to get that line
this side out. I could do that if I moved here, if I moved there, right, he could still
attack me. He might like pre, you know, because then I attack there. If I move here, he can,
he can't move that way. He can move that way. And then I could block him again. But then
and we'll just move back and forth.
I think I need to press this night as well.
I
Kind of hope he takes that piece just loses it. I don't know what that night move was
he moves. So I just take for free, no? Or I could put him in check. If I put him in
check, he could just move forward. No. If I put him in check here, he can move this
way. I'm just gonna take this piece. Because if I put him in check, he can't
He couldn't move that way, he couldn't move that way,
he couldn't move that way, he could move left.
It would have been the thing.
He would have moved left.
He puts me in check.
I could just move.
Full corner.
He goes there, but I take.
Ooh, not great.
I put him in check though.
You can move that, but then I move up, or he just moves over.
Then I move down.
I really need to think about my next move.
After he moves, my hands are sweating.
Okay, I don't know if I like that.
I could go here.
But then he moves over.
Oh.
Huh.
If I take there,
that's probably bad.
But he can't take me here, so I'm safe sitting there.
So should I inch up a pawn?
I feel like I need to get this rook out.
I really need to get this rook out.
I'll slide over.
Man see this is like I just don't see anything man like I literally don't see
anything I can't move because then he'll take and he's gonna take me next turn if
I don't do anything so I just like retreat momentarily maybe move that
piece back up he could still go down there but I take if he targets here I
still take. I could go here, but then he takes. Weird play. I could put him in
check. I do this. If I move left, I put him in check. He goes there.
If I take there, he has to take, see like I'm playing so stupid right now.
And now he's going to take my piece, I'm a fucking jackass, oh nobody can't because
then he puts himself in check, or he puts himself in checkmate, so he can't take
that piece.
I could still just do this.
But that does nothing for me.
I only have 24 fucking seconds.
We gotta start making moves.
Piece, piece, moves there, I move there.
I'd rather him just take dude. I just want to start taking pieces man. Just get fucking shit on the board, dude
What the fuck are we doing?
Wasting time man, literally
Literally wasting time
That's guarded I'm unguarded I go here he takes
See it's just such a shit match dude
He takes that I go there he takes me he has his nights well well placed
It's just like what am I doing, bro? I'm just gonna run out of fucking time
Start moving my pawns literally start taking a man
He takes oh my god, I'm a jackass see I throw every time. Oh, he doesn't take why did he not take?
Well in check I move forward
So got peace
Why did he block?
What the fuck?
I didn't even get the piece.
Oh my god!
What?
What is he doing?
I
Just start moving shit
So go start moving shit dude, let's get a salemate buddy. Let me just tell me
Put me a salemate put me in a fucking chokehold
Take me steak. Take me
I would love us to not great.
I'm just going to be bouncing around the board, but he's got a minute.
you got thank you here I lose I lose bro he could have just fucking made in
me right there with the puck.
He's like guarding his king so heavily right now.
Yeah.
GG's.
GG's on the first round, bro.
Bad.
GG's, bro.
GG's.
GG's.
Yeah.
GG's.
GG's.
Next game.
Scholars made him.
Only possible.
Only possible maneuver.
OK.
There's a fucking night out.
Off rip.
Weird.
Oh my god.
That's also unprotected, but I can't take it because I need my, ooh.
What the fuck is this play?
He can't see anything.
If you went there, okay, he castles.
If I see him there, he takes me so I go here.
And if I take, he takes, I take, boom.
Or he just moves back, but that would be bad as well.
as well. So I don't want to do that. I can move him out weird. Why did he do that?
Why did he do that?
To get my Rook? He can't.
He can't get my Rook. If I go here, he has to...
No.
Or if I go here, he has to take.
Or I get a screen. That's a better play. That's a better play.
Because he has to I'm getting his queen next turn. I'm not putting him in checkmate, but I'm guarding my knight because that's the only thing that could take me
He puts me in check never mind. I'm a jackass
And this way
What's me in check there I
Can't take I think I lose if he does that right I
I lose. I lose if he does that. If he moves this queen right there, don't I lose?
Where could I go? I could take it, but then he takes me.
Ooh.
Weird.
Oh, and then he would take me there. Naka, no bueno. No bueno.
Alright, so we're gonna do
this to slide him out.
Oh, because I still have my queen. I don't know. I don't know how he doesn't lose if he does that.
Because what would I do?
Because if I go there, he's still attacking me.
He puts me in check.
only response is to move there. He takes my, he takes that, I go here. You can't take.
If I slide out, he has to move that. But he goes here. Yeah. Well he's really sweeping
me right now puts me in check but I could take him Wow and I take so that's a
safe play. Dude, I feel like I need to attack them or something. Because like, right now,
I can't really do shit.
He has to move back. If I attack he attacks, I can't do that. So that guy's just gonna
sit there for a while. I can move up and out as well. But then I'm not defending that pawn.
I mean I am with my king, but that's also kind of stupid. He does move there. I think I'm
gonna go here because then I put him in check then he's in check there so he can
only retreat to the way you can't retreat can he double-jointed to the
corner can you only move one
Okay, I can put them in check again, but like why would I do that?
Just do this, tack that.
Only real move I have.
attack that like I don't understand what I should be doing with my pawns
right now I get so fucking hectic I wish we had like an dude I would love to do
like a chasturny where I have like a fucking hour on the clock and I could
just think for for years on what the best move is these two are fucking
stuck but he actually could take and then take my queen
Dude, I need to be able to move these fuckers.
He's getting moved back so this guy can kick out.
Wasted move, I know, I don't care.
Alright, because these two are just stuck and I'd love to be able to have my rook just guard the bottom line.
Two and a half hours of chess?
Well, we've been doing four hours of fucking chess, so isn't that riveting?
I don't even know what he just took, but he's up crazy.
The odds of me winning this are extremely low.
When I say extremely, I mean extremely low.
I could kick that out, attack that, and then he takes, I take, but then he takes.
Fucking stupid.
I mean, I also could defend from that if they were to take my queen.
And now he's pressing me here and here, both of which I can't defend.
But I could also press him, but he takes.
But I guess it defends from that. He still takes that. I take there.
there. He moves I take. This is hard. This is really fucking hard. Like my queen's just
stuck. I need to like move these. I need to move these somehow. Maybe move my king.
I don't know, it's just like, I don't even know where I would move my king to.
That's just such an ass play. Why would I ever do that?
He's running low on the clock right now.
It's a big thinking move for steak.
Really big thinking move for steak.
Minute and 15.
I feel like I should be planning something.
I put them in check there but he just takes me, so it doesn't even fucking matter.
Okay.
press. Like you could go bottom, it doesn't matter. I press that. He has to do, he has
to move, but anywhere he moves I take that piece, unless he moves back or up. Okay. I'd
I'd rather trade the Rook than he takes.
That enables me to take his.
No, because then he'll take me.
Because he's right there.
That line of sight's crazy.
Oh my god. I really don't know what I should do.
Why would I ever take these? I mean, I should take something.
I kind of want them to like force a piece out that I could use. You know what I mean?
Like what am I fucking doing?
Let's get him out and then fucking, I don't know, do something, man.
Like, I gotta get something cooking.
I still can't put him in check.
I could go here.
Not a bad shout.
He can't do anything with this.
He could take me here, actually.
That's undefended now.
So I should have thought about that, but I'm a jackass, so I didn't.
and he takes it.
You know, fair, fair, fair, fair, fair, fair,
but now I take,
but he could put me here
and I can't take him.
I can't go there, I can't go there.
I could go up.
No.
I think I'm checkmate if he goes here now.
Yeah.
Yeah, GGs, I knew that was fucking coming.
GGs, bro.
I literally said, I said he's just
going to move a season to checkmate me here.
Dude, you had such a good setup.
With that night, you just hardlocked my queen,
and then your bishop was just guarding your knight,
so I just couldn't move anything.
Dude, that was fun, bro.
I didn't even realize that that was a checkmate
until like one move ago, so.
Yeah, it's weird. I always know what I'm about to get checkmated, but I don't know how to checkmate the other players. So, you know,
maybe I should flip the board and play from the other side.
I was a good fucking game. Good fucking game.
Well, it was fun playing. Congrats on third place, brother.
Thank you, bro. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you.
Hey, congrats on fourth. That's not even bad, bro. That's...
Oh, yeah. I got fourth place. I'm happy I made it into, like, the actual bracket. You know what I mean?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
100% um, no, yeah, let's run dude. Let's run some Roblox suit or something. Oh for sure, bro
Oh, I gotta do what's going on in the other two games right now. I I think Jinxy won, but the Artemis
Crew is about a land so I might get to know this. Oh
Okay, interesting
But you know have a good rest of your day brother you too, bro. You too. We'll see you later. I'll catch you, bro
How do I leave the main room I just left it
There we go chat flash warning flash warning flash warning
Flash warning the Artemis crew is about to land
How many people are watching?
We're processing good million the GPS system a good view of integrity time to splash down four and a half minutes
It's touching down in four and a half minutes. I heard that the Artemis spacecraft is going to be
5000 degrees. Not on the inside, but like the temperatures of the outside will reach like molten
metal type shit. Because it's basically just falling. Is that it? You getting a parachute
down on this bad boy or what let's uh let's maybe deploy a parachute i feel like we're
falling pretty fast here the pyros are armed for forward bay covered jettison they have 11 parachutes
i see they're shooting out like thrusters to reangle themselves you know how scary this
fucking is to be this team right now they're fall how fast are they falling
9.8 meters per second squared whatever the acceleration is oh there's parachutes
there's three and there's another parachutes and we're on droves okay that's
good oh we've reached the we've reached the clouds good drogue shoots is that
the water are we gonna smack the water that fucking fast yo it's throughout
another parachute pilot parachutes throughout another parachute how high
in the sky are we I can't fucking see we're in 183 minutes and 10 seconds oh
touch down in three minutes and 10 seconds that's fire
where are they landing are they landing in like the ocean outside of
California right according to flight dynamics
bro that was a fun chest journey though I'm sorry I wasn't able to like gap to
you guys that much out of focus but I kind of threw I'm happier I'm happy that
I I got top four though I did not expect to be able to make it I thought I was
gonna get like six watch the twitch stream
why is it faster
Oh, it's way better and we have three good main shoots. Oh, it's way better
Good three main shoots good reefing. Oh, they're really just floating now, right? It doesn't even really look like they're falling anymore
How many backup parachutes do they have they got like 50 on that shit imagine if one of those
What mission was it where like something went wrong and they had a speed run home because the cabin
Pressure was like fucked up and they were dying of like co2 poisoning
It was like Apollo 8 or Apollo 11
No, I don't know what's one of us Apollo 13. Yeah, they had a whole ass home
It was like if you look at the tracker they like speed up so fast because it's like oh if we don't get home
We're gonna die
This looks fairly safe, though.
How many people are watching on Twitch?
245?
I want to hear, I want to see it splash down.
Yeah, let's keep it on the screen.
I want to see it splash down.
I want to see it splash down.
Yeah, let's keep it on this angle.
I'd rather have the thermal vision right now
than that fucking rapid flashing.
Oh, what was that?
Oh, there's a thrusters.
How hot do you think it is in there right now?
I feel like even if they have cooling temperatures,
bro, it's got to be like 100 degrees in there.
I know it was cold when they were in space,
but I feel like falling ass down
is probably got to be really hot.
Scorching.
Like I did the water boils from this hitting the ground or hitting the hitting the ocean. They got heat shields
Yeah, I know they got heat shields, but I'm saying like dude. You're falling back to earth
Why does it get hot when that happens I
Know our atmosphere like disintegrates asteroids does anybody know why it's friction, but what friction?
It's air friction
So, do airplane wings get really hot as well? It's the resistance.
The air molecules spread against, bro. This is really high quality. What the hell is this one?
Oh!
Big! Are we going to see him pop the hatch?
Mission to the moon a new chapter of the exploration of our celestial neighbor is complete
Integrity's astronauts back on earth. Yo, can we get a pop out?
You think they get a vacation after this
And the landing and support officer reports the vehicle is stable. I'd be feening
I'd be feening to get high up writing system to maintain that orient that's a problem a perfect bullseye
I splashed out for integrity and it's far gone in space for six days. I'd be like I want to go rub my toes in the sand
You know, they probably feel really heavy right now. Whoa
epilepsy warning
What was that?
Yeah, let's go zoom in let's get a boat out of here, right?
We got 241k on Twitch probably got like three million on YouTube
Wild YouTube pushes that stuff though like if you just go on your YouTube page
They're probably front page and that on everybody's everybody's for you. Just live stream Artemis through landing the unofficial
splashdown time
707 and 47 seconds p.m. Central time we'll get that refined for you. I
Have to pee so bad, but I want to see them. Oh my god
It'll last time of nine days one hour 31 minutes 35 seconds
Imagine there's a jaw situation. Great white. Megalodon comes out of the water.
Oh my god. The Mariana trench. It's a crack and a giant squid consumes the ship.
Oh my god. The touchdown. The touchdown of the ship changed the air pressure.
pressure I think there's a tornado oh my god I think I see great whites in the
tornado I took me have a shark NATO on our hands we have you the same we'll
meet you over in post-laming
perfect communications established a journey yo be in the crew to fucking
grab them is awesome yeah look at them
If I'm one of these military guys, I'm welcoming them with a Yeager bomb.
Hey, how's it going?
Hey, how's it going?
Here's the Yeager bomb.
Fireball shot.
A warm, ever-clear shot.
Welcome back.
Why don't you drink some rocket fuel?
I'll keep playing this. I'm going to go past.
Come on now.
We continue to monitor the functioning of the CMOS system.
The airbags are being inflated to maintain a stable one or upright configuration
And there's a good view from
For green crew
Excellent shape. Oh my god. They got slime what?
What happened to the ship
Fucking looking at
This is that footage they show walk best noctis monster my god
Think that's I think that's a lot to this monster
They died chat stop
Well, that was fun
Okay, do we want to rip a reactor to now?
That was a fun chest herni. That'll be good YouTube video
anyways chat
Here's the schedule
We're about to rip some reacts right now
tomorrow CS with JoJo at like 12 30 into
listen
tier lists with JoJo and then probably retro Rewind or content king Sunday full react day
We'll watch the Mac video that day. That's a long react video. It's like 35 minutes, but it's like convincing a robber or some shit
Or convincing somebody that they're gonna rob a bank
Monday is the 988
Stream we're gonna donate 15 Kettin 988. It's a big support challenge thing. We're gonna be doing a
Like obviously awareness for 988, but also playing a bunch of games as support. I'll be doing like arc Raiders CS
Valorant fucking Marvel rivals will play a bunch of shit Tuesday and not live Wednesday's gonna be horror games
Into probably content King
Thursday
Not live filming videos though Friday is going to be reacts
maybe the pop snacks next Saturday random games next Sunday reacts and then 420 we're gonna do for we're gonna do the mystery weed box as
well as the mystery weed
Review box where it's like I have one box
That's like glassware and bongs and shit and then I have a backpack full of like mystery weed that I was sent from two different websites
We might do the pop snacks review after that. Do we want to do that? I
I don't know. Do a poll. Wait, listen, listen, listen, listen. Do a poll right now on if
we do the snack review next Friday after Reacts or after the 420 weed review. Which?
Horsey game when? Yeah, a lot of people like the horsey game play through. Maybe Wednesday
for next Saturday?
I don't know if I would do horsey game today, chat.
I'm not going to lie.
Horsey game one, nobody even polled horsey game.
All right, we'll do it during the 420 weed review.
All right, 88%.
So after we do the 420 mystery box,
we'll do the snack review.
Um
Do we want to do horsey game tomorrow after CS and tier lists
Or today
Well, I'll play it today if people want me to play today. I'll play it today, but then
Yeah, we'll do it today fine
Can I get high though?
Why am I asking? I'm my own person. I gotta redownload horsey game. I'm not gonna lie on install that shit
I need to go grab a THC. I drink at a club bar
What are we tackling tonight we're gonna be breeding race horses and probably making them
Incessantly have relations pause
All right, so here's the schedule horsey game today tomorrow is going to be CS with JoJo at 1230 into tierless into retro rewind
Sunday full react a Monday 988
Thursday, not live. Friday
reacts Saturday. Random games
next Sunday reacts then next
Monday will do the the weed
review and the pop snacks
shit. Tap the DMT cart. Oh
for sure.
No.
Kelly can pay for the sub
lethal death of the sub Harvey
with some mobile thinking for
the four ammo taco mook of the
sub Abby for the three
Christina Cox on
Christina Cox on Artemis is a three-time alumni from my school. That's awesome
Cory to the sub and think of the raid Thorin Hawkeye for the subcom thinking of the three got my wisdom teeth removed yesterday
Hope it went well party galley. It's young boy willow two backs the real Michael green the subwoe thinking of the three
Already thinking of the three don't the sub mobile for the three
We're thinking of the sub sorry if I missed any other donors. I was locked into chess
Chat did I do bad though?
be real
Did I do bad?
Dude, I have I had two days of practice and I got top four I
Don't think that's horrid right. I obviously made mistakes. I lost most of the games that I played
But you know, I don't think it was I don't think it was too bad
I'm gonna thank Gotham real quick. Thank you so much for the help by the way. Sorry. I
I didn't know how to deaf him in
Zoom and heard you and the announcers and stake at the same exact time
But for real I'm proud of my fourth place for two days of practice
Like I think if I had I think if I played for a month, bro
I don't think I would have done
Like if I played for a month straight like say I even had like three more days. I think I could have gotten like second
Like it was I didn't do I didn't do bad
For like I did bad, but I mean like you know comparable to everybody else
Jixi did awesome though. Did Jixi not lose the game? I think he might have drew one
But I don't think he lost
Hold up. What's the title? Give me a second. I'm uploading a YouTube video to the drafts.
Dude, I'm so hungry. This THC drink's gonna hit me.
Y'all really fuck with horsey game like that? I didn't think the YouTube chat would like it.
Guess they did.
Yeah? Alright, word.
Silk, thank you for the five gift-ids.
Sat and Kyle for the sub,
Sick and Jack over the sub.
I just hate starting so many series at the same time.
Horsey Game is not really serious.
It's more just like a fuck-around game,
but like we're doing retro rewind and content king now.
But it's fine.
Silk, thank you for the five.
I don't know, Sick, because that's odd, right?
You're definitely top half.
Hold up.
All right, I'm gonna go grab a Cliff Bar and a THC drink.
A light one, though.
Not too heavy.
I'll chug it though.
Shave your head. What the fuck? No.
Pinned?
Oh, chess said, well done. Thanks for playing. Thank you for having me.
Um, I would, I did get angry at one bit and I was like, I don't think I'm gonna play chess after this.
No, I just suck, but it was super fun. I would definitely, I would definitely do it again.
I would do another journey again.
I just got to like practice more, man. If I was like,
comfortably sitting at like 550 elo, I feel like I'd know what I was doing.
I just like my late game so bad. It's not taking the sub check Artemis
Oh, they're getting taken out
Where is it NASA
establishing a sarsat or satellite phone
Communicator, I'm gonna go grab a
That's my real black and the recovery team
That will get sorted out here shortly
There's plenty of cooling on board integrity, so there's no rush to begin the power down.
I'm going to call you on the SAT phone and not getting an answer there either.
Concur. We haven't had anything come through.
And Houston, if you could relay to recovery that we hear them, but it does not appear
as though they are hearing us.
Houston copies and read just to confirm you are pushing the PTT on the radio.
So, as we continue to sort out the communications between integrity and the recovery teams, we
are standing by for the initiation of power-down procedures that, as you see, the recovery
teams are moving to the right of the capsule.
The next major event will be the erection of that large inflatable raft called the front porch.
Front porch.
That will be the port of call for the crew as they're being extracted one by one from the vehicle.
Okay.
CGI?
I'm not watching the rest of this chat.
It's gonna be taking forever.
We're about to, you could have played more.
Probably.
But not every day if I had to guess.
I'd like to get decent though, though.
You missed my sub?
I'm sorry I missed your sub, bro.
W can't take it to the sub and take it to the three.
All right.
I'm just eating an edible, bro.
The drinks weren't cold, man.
Bro.
Mike you gotta stop making those polls bruh. Can't be doing those polls.
Bender guy that keeps talking about queefing.
Oh
What the fuck is happening
All right, all right
I
Can you see it
All right
Carter thinking the five gifteds
Okay, now I'm locked, now I'm locked, now I'm locked, oh my god, I gotta remove pen,
it's gonna flash again.
Okay, what about REACTS, we're gonna do REACTS on Sunday and we're doing T-R-L-S tomorrow
after CS.
I mean, I'm only gonna stream like another hour
Well, please get high
I agree. I agree.
Good shout by that chatter.
Good shout.
Oh, yeah.
Kerbal space program, I will play that one day.
I already took a little nibble out of this one a different day.
This is probably seven milligrams.
We just guess.
Put some music on.
Okay, jackass.
Editor, put on music if this becomes a YouTube video.
But like real low key and quiet in the background,
like massive, massively crack chat.
Also, I'm building a crazy playlist for the 420 day, PPS.
I would love to karaoke this song.
Next one.
And then we get real old with it.
Get down on it.
Get down on it.
All right.
Let me play something.
Sorry. Sorry.
We're playing chill shit in the back.
Yo, so chat, bro.
This is horsey game.
Oh, I didn't know I could do that.
This is horsey game chat.
Do y'all know what horsey game is?
Horsey game is a game where you race horses.
And the goal is to breed horses, catch horses, train horses, put them into races, and make
them win.
And also maybe make them mutate and shit.
I got one called Chubster, Horse, Long Chub, Bojack Horseman, and Horse with Boots.
And I think we're gonna full reset.
Because if I'm being honest, chat, I don't remember how good any of these fuckers are.
So this is what we're gonna do.
It's basically a new episode.
We're gonna clean wipe
Where's hold on
They're all dead
So last episode I was a bit of a horsey game shot a non-knoer
Right now I'm a knower.
We have three grand back row to work with.
We have some money to spend.
We have some horses to catch.
And we have a family member to save.
She's sick.
Oh no!
And we have to save her.
And I can give her trophies if she gives me money for that.
I have hot sauce and food for my horses.
I should move this into the...
This area though.
The meat is if I have crocodiles.
Crocodiles suck chat.
I watched Sweet Play a little bit of this and uh, I learned some tactics, oh if we're
going to go grab a class or two, we'll bring some money also.
We got some money to spend, you know, might as well get a couple or two.
Alright, we got a peep of good cannon in here.
I like you.
GET OVER HERE!
Let's see him run.
Am I fucking stupid?
Why isn't he running?
Not bad! Not bad! Not bad!
Not half bad!
Not half bad, gets a little stuck.
Why is he facing this way?
Let's put him in a race.
He's only one.
We gotta give him a name.
Backwards Billy.
No, that's lame.
That's stupid.
It's childish.
What's a cool name?
Chudman Vagisail, okay.
I'm not naming everything Bojack Horseman.
Hmm, butthole.
Now. Yeah.
Yeah.
I must put him in a race.
What?
What?
It's day?
Yeah.
Chili con crazy.
Five years old.
Solid look, not even a horse.
What is that? Like a leopard?
Inconspicuous.
Inspicuous terrible probably gonna fall over this guy's juicing as he fits got some fucking tamale sauce in him
And we got a bunny. I'm pretty confident but hole wins this
Come on come on but hole and he's going backwards
And he's going backwards, and he's going backwards.
Okay, we need the other two to fall here.
It's not looking hot, not looking good.
Maybe if one of them bucks, at least catching up,
he's got a little bit too, a little jitter step,
little jitter.
Oh.
I'm not gonna kill him, I'm not gonna kill him.
I see a world where he is an ass,
I see a world where he is an ass.
Okay, maybe he's a good breeding horse.
I like his leg shape.
He's got, oh, here we go.
Oh, I got rid of him.
Any other good-looking horses?
Boss.
Short legs?
Short legs is stable, but slow.
Well, we could breed him.
I don't think he, Jackie,
you're gonna run for me, big dog?
Oh, hell yeah.
Ooh.
That's not good.
Maybe it was a fl- ooh.
Well, butthole's a little tired.
You think they'd pop out a decent looking child?
Like one with one bent back leg and a long front leg.
He keeps falling because his back leg's fucked up.
Or his front leg's fucked up.
His front leg's too long.
Wait, no. Is his front leg too long? Why is he falling?
Let's sleep.
Alright, you two get in there.
Alright, you're hungry? Eat something, dude.
Alright, get it on, get it on, get it on, get it on. Come on.
Hey, chop chop.
Ooh, that's a good structure. That's a good build. That's a good build.
Let's see it.
Oh hell yeah.
We just need one good horse and then we're able to lock in dude I'm telling you.
If we get one good horse, if we get one good horse we're actually set.
What if somebody just dig randomly?
Weep? Or be dead ass?
Drive like an infinite amount of shovels?
What's happening?
What is that, bud?
Is that poop?
That's poop.
What am I going to do with poop?
Okay.
Uh, should we buy a horse?
Maybe we'll get on the racetrack and scout some people.
We'll play some bets and we'll buy somebody that's good, and then we'll be able to train and breed them.
Tuckston Wolfram has short stocky legs.
Shrinkles on top is definitely the fucking play, though.
Wait, can I undo my bet?
Yeah, Shrinkles on top.
We'll throw 150 down.
Nah, we'll throw 200.
We get a thousand bucks.
Oh hell yeah.
Shrinkles.
Okay, we just need one good horse, one good horse, one good horse.
This guy's a little nervous.
I was in green.
50 bucks.
What happened?
He fell over standing.
Alright, we'll go Wild Horse 2.
What the fuck happened?
Oh, he can't even get up. He just starts the race falling over.
Oh my god.
Chat, this is the horse we need to buy?
How do I see who trains- how do I see who owns this?
I would love to buy this horse.
He's got a good structure to him.
His legs are- ooooh!
Don't be- don't be too scary now.
His legs are built well.
No one, it's just a wild horse.
Damn.
Then maybe we should have just gone a scouting mission.
Let's grab two more Lassos, we're just gonna grab a couple more things.
Huh?
Let me watch Ninkempoop get some runs in here.
He's a champion horse. Good breeder.
That's a champion horse.
But yeah, I think I can do better if I climb on the fucking ass.
Alright, we're fired a bunch of lasses.
We're gonna go farm some fucking animals real quick.
Okay, let's just finish the old mountain I have to pass.
Short chud legs, would you like that?
Oh, no, I don't want to enter somebody into the sumo.
Yo, jackass, get in.
I don't know, is that too long of legs?
We gotta experiment.
The more we experiment, the better it is.
He's tiny.
He's tiny, but he's got long curved legs. That's pretty good.
Yo, I don't want any of your basic ass horses.
Okay.
Let's go test these three out
See how good they are
Turn this shit off and play fortnight. Yeah, ban your fave. What are you a chud? Jesus. Why is this guy so tiny?
All right, what the two step what the two stuff he's moving forward not very quickly I
I like his leg build though, let's beat horse number two here.
Oh, oh yeah, oh yeah, they called him old fucking sturdy, old sturdy, old sturdy he's
built like a fucking oak tree, look at this guy, look at this guy, oh my god he just
shuffle steps but it's always forward.
And then regular? He's got long legs here.
Not bad, not bad. Could be good, could be good, could be good. What do we name him?
I think I actually would like to breed these two. But I want to race them first.
Ooh, this guy's seven years old.
Skippy.
He does skip. I do like that. Alright, we're gonna race these two. This chun's gonna sit back at home
He might be a good reading horse, but he himself cannot
Both of these guys skippy and old sturdy are in the races. Oh my god. Are these all of my trophies?
Holy shit, I could sell those
Very fast, I'm telling you chat face plants. Look at the look at the instability of this
fucker. Come on ol' sturdy. Yeah, nay for me. Come on ol' sturdy. Why the long face?
Absolute chud, black velvet, also a chud. He flips, he flips, the big scare right now
with this guy. Come on ol' sturdy! Come on ol' sturdy!
Out in the front told you told you he would face plan immediately. Oh, yeah, this is a prize
What happened to the jumps what happened to the jumps there we go there we go pick up the pace hey, we're losing it
Hey, we're losing it sturdy. Hey, hey, hey, there we go little bit more little bit more
And we win!
Oh yeah.
Ooh.
Donut?
Not in the races.
Hissy fit could be a problem.
Very straight legs though.
I think ectorp and Morris cowbell are probably the scariest.
Give him a little pat.
Whoa.
Is that a cow?
Is that half cow?
Cowbell!
Skibby!
Oh yeah.
Oh yeah.
Oh yeah.
Oh yeah.
Oh yeah.
Oh yeah.
Oh yeah.
Oh yeah.
Oh yeah.
Oh yeah.
Oh yeah.
Oh yeah.
Oh yeah.
Oh yeah.
Oh yeah.
He's kind of all over the place.
He's kind of all over the place.
Back leg ain't really shuffling how it should.
The others are kind of shutting out though.
We might be able to get this.
Wow, all these horses are terrible.
Slow progress though.
I still have hope for Skippy in the end.
I'd love to buy more, Scowbell.
I uh... oh wait.
I gotta go, I gotta go, uh, share my trophies. I think she spells them.
What a lovely trophy. Yeah, you're about to see a fucking shitload of them. Look at them.
Sell them all.
Wouldn't need my money. How much do I have to pay to, uh, cure her?
Treatment for horse flu is $62,375.
What are the odds we get that today?
If I walk in like crazy.
Alright, let's sleep.
I really want to breed...
I really want to breed...
Should I breed regular horse and old sturdy?
Or skippy and old sturdy?
If Old Sturdy had the same leg build and movement, but longer legs, he would move very fast.
I would love to get the angled legs on him here though.
Let's see.
Let's get one more to breed with Skippy.
I like it like no
See how you run. Oh, you're a baby, too, bro. All right, let's just sleep
They're dying now. They're getting old. Skippy's got to die
Yeah, you're hungry buddy. Let's see you run
Let's see you run
There's a fluke.
Not half bad!
Not half bad!
Straight turn him to glue, right to the meat grinder.
Nah, he's not bad, he's not bad.
Alright, let's see how these two made.
He's gonna get put in another race today. You're getting sent to the meat grinder. I feel like you could be a racer
I feel like you could be a racer. You can be a star horse for us
Meet prospect
Old sturdy old sturdy popped out
Hey, there's a chance. He's got that shuffle in him.
Like Jake Paul. Problem child. Pop tart? No.
Oh, see, that's a problem. He's be flipping around and shit.
Wait, we give problem child boots.
Oh hell yeah.
Oh hell no.
Oh hell no.
Alright, he's going to the meat grinder.
Sorry.
Sold him.
Yeah, what if I give him boots?
How do you rerun him?
Yeah, you're gonna meat grinder.
Okay, these two might fuck later.
Sorry.
Let's take a hit stop for the racetrack.
Good day.
Old sturdy, you gotta get another win under the belt here, man.
Another win under the belt,
he's sending you to the championship ring,
you really become our breeder, okay?
Oh my God, he's the only one with a win under his belt.
He's proving himself.
Shedder is not winning this.
Old sturdy, old sturdy, taking the lead,
Keep it running. Keep it running, big dog. You got pets for you back at home.
Something else waiting for you, too. Not from me. Another horse.
How do they always have sex? Are they also both sexes at the same time? Because they always just have... it doesn't matter.
There's no, like, man... Yo, where do we go backwards? Where do we go backwards, sturdy?
All right, just a little bit more, a little bit more, just a little shuffle, a little
something, forward, forward, what are we doing, Sturdy we getting tired, Sturdy, Sturdy, Sturdy,
what are we doing, oh my god, oh my god, I mean that was, that was a close call, didn't
You just fucking dry hump in the air sturdy. Okay, right now. You can enter the championship race, but he's most certainly not gonna win in that condition
That was horrible
He's definitely a breeding horse
Right sturdy, I don't want to kill you
But you're not.
You can really pull a risky play here and give him boots.
Do we want to give old sturdy boots?
Wait, did I enter him into the race?
All right well he's a lost cause unless them oh but see they could breed and make
something that's not half bad. Did they fuck yet? No. All right let's just see
that. Oh you're real tall. That's the problem. Oh my god just do big monster.
Keep that foot, keep that foot one under the other. One foot in front of the
the other no okay he's gonna he's gonna end up getting killed
we gotta make money another way let's bet on a horse racer and I actually really
would love to buy a good horse let's go let's go scouts let's go scouts with
possibilities I already kidnapped him I forgot about that
Send his ass to the meat grinder, he's dead.
What do you got?
Brrr.
Let's see him.
Oh yeah.
Brrr.
Oh yeah, two bottles of hot sauce and I can have them.
What about trousers?
How young is he?
Mad in action.
Whoa.
Yeah, you're not getting anywhere, pal.
Studies.
Yuck.
Moon pie.
Nine bottles of hot sauce for Moon Pie?
Why would I ever want Moon Pie?
Dude, is this not a steal?
Not an action for two?
Good breeding horse as well.
Look at this.
Oh, wait, now he's kind of shutting out.
Her.
Ah.
Her.
Her.
I'm not shopping you buy that one. What the fuck am I gonna do with that one?
Blue Drake and see if the sub jack for the sub
Blue toky skinny thing of the three sixty seven thing of the three got six quarter powders before coax
What do you call? What do you call when your horse moves in next story?
You call your neighbor Dylan and make think of the sub Ozzie just for the sub WK
Think of the three big thing of the fast buddy shake up in the three check for the sub apex
Thank you for the three watch you YouTube and I'm losing profit for sending bets but names carry love your thoughts
Thank you
Ruzin thank you for the three take my money beautiful bastard big thing of the five
Fox and OPS thank you for the sub mouse cash cost you to the sub car to think of the five gift
It's sick. Thank you for the five subs
Jackson and Siebel for the sub Tarzan think of the thousand winners bitties do me a solid stream faster so I could watch the
Bodger I think of the sub now. All right
Steak up and what do you mean steak up and?
Wait, I'm being steak
Oh, this is the last one where I do like DNA shit.
Yeah, but I need something to fuel the power, and I'm not gonna have that.
Bro, we got 4k to spend. I feel like I could show by a half of the force.
You think if he had boots, he'd be good?
Wanderer's kind of an order of name.
I kind of like this guy right here butterhead butter bunch
And
So that's a championship horsey out there buddy $470 you kidding me all right
I need to race him and then they got a breed before he dies
He's tired
Yeah
Should I change his name?
This day?
Oh, I can't. Oh, wait, no, I can.
Oh, he already has a lane under his belt?
One more and he goes to champs?
Oh, my God.
What a steal!
Butterhead!
Butterhead, win me my money back right now!
Win me my money back right now,
and we're literally in the pro-
Yo, yo, yo, why is Morse the steadiest thing
that I've ever seen in my entire life?
Yo, yo, yo, what's happening with Morse?
What's happening with Morse?
What's happening with Morse?
Why is yo, what the fuck I mean is that not the best source that I've ever seen in my entire life
Where do I buy that?
Where do I buy that horse?
Morse, Morse got that fat head to him. All right, let me win our money back real quick on a bet
In conspicuous five to one odds
Okay, you buddy
Five percent...
Uh, yo, we still want our money back.
We still want our money back if kid...
In Conspicuous, stay steady.
The others will fall.
Open late 9pm, he doesn't have your strides.
Keep confident, pal.
I believe in ya.
I believe in ya, you're a good horse.
Oh my god, what is he jumping to the finish line?
Holy piss!
I'm terrible at this game.
I still believe I'm not upset with butter bunch
I need to find I need to find one other good
What's down here see like what yo for thought us his neck snapped
I mean that has to be a fluke.
$110?
Try using- Ooh, wait, try using Crocodile?
No. Crocodile suck.
They're reliable, but they're slow.
Wait, dude.
Chat, should I buy Fratata?
His head's fucked.
He can't move his neck.
Studs for $25?
What does that mean?
Oh, he buys Studs?
Hopeless Romantic for $600?
Leggy for 280
Yeah, I need Morse full-pinned try some crocodile in the hamster wheel ooh
That is that is that is smart smart wait, how do I get a how do I get a
I'm gonna go enter frittata in a race first
He doesn't seem bad he doesn't seem bad
I'm not giving him a name unless they win. I can't get attached. I can stream like cattle.
Horse and fr- well fratata's already in. If fratata tired, now he can raise.
Yo fratata sneak pick.
Underrated horse.
They're getting out of Artemis. I'm peeping. I'm peeping. Hold up.
a recovery ship where there's so plenty of people
peering out into the water.
We are not very far from the action
everyone is seeing on their screen now.
The Orion spacecraft integrity in the ocean
surrounded by a number of recovery boats.
All right, brothers, shit's in 140p.
That's right.
Hold on.
All right, we're moving back.
Let's go.
Chad, you're distracting me.
Come on, Fridata!
We'll fix your neck if you win this.
I know you got those hops in you, just don't- just don't flip.
Oh, I like- I like that stutter step.
Like a Michael Jackson maneuver.
He's in the other lane!
How is that even possible?
What just happened?
That's gotta be, that's gotta be some sort of violation.
I didn't even test this guy, why did I put him in a race?
Wait, he actually might win.
Wait, he actually might win.
I literally just grabbed this guy off the streets, threw him in.
Wins it no problem.
He is going to get some fucking terrible horses though.
sight for sore thighs. Whoa.
Sort of thighs.
Her name is just Yup.
Yo, I'm gonna I will give you all the back rubs and fucking
wheat that you need to eat course. If you just stop running
in fucking place, please move forward. Thank you. Please move
forward. You are so close to the finish line. Literally. Oh
my god.
Why is he flopping like a fish? Did he forget how to breathe? Oh my god, he's doing... wait,
he actually might flip himself over. No, keep doing that. And... and your glue. Okay. Well,
we know frittata is a prize winning horse as well as butter bunch. I would love to
I'm gonna breathe the both of them.
Dry forces.
Okay, you're gluing your glue tomorrow.
Everybody else sleep.
What the fuck am I doing?
Sleep.
I don't know how old they are.
You're dead.
Butter bunch, old sturdy's gettin' real old.
I gotta put him in a championship race today.
This is his last day to race.
Yeah, I'm done checking Artemis.
Butterhead bunch.
Should we breed them right now?
Butterhead could get one more race in.
And Fratata could get another race and a championship.
All right, yeah.
So we're gonna race all three today.
Oh, and these two are glue.
Good day.
Butterhead, you're going,
Butterhead and Fratata will do first.
Hold sturdy, we're putting him in a big race.
All right.
So, if we can get another, okay, free already.
Free already, stay wild, just broke all four of his legs
right before the race.
Oh no.
It's cocked, it's over.
Peeps are coming out, cool chat, stop telling me.
Mystic for the sub I in mind for the sub aid for the sub six seven think of the three answer my last question
I need to help see and Jack take it for the sub Tarzan for the thousand dollars your buddies
The guy forgot to clean me my coke my door dasher. Please help
Use you got it. You just got a hit up door dash support brother mist in my this up
Can't really tell you what to do. All right. What could stay a while? Yes, they while shut it over
He's he's full dad. Oh, he's a GMO horse. What the fuck did that mean? I
I
Ball also not a bad shout, but I know Morris is gonna win this I really need to get Morris. I really need to buy Morris
How much you think more
Well for Tata it
For Tata prove yourself prove your worthiness
Morse no once Morse gets in a stride. It's over for Tata. You need to take a lead now. You need to take a lead now
now
No, no, he's in the shrine. He's in the shrine. One big jump! One big jump!
What?!
I'm not upset. You have great potential for Tata. Alright, butterhead.
One more solid race, Tata. You have an interpreter.
Don't flip. Oh, wow. Why don't you do that in the first fucking race?
Your shuffle step in like crazy. Now we're out in the front of the pack. Your racing better than for Tata did.
Ooh.
Whoa.
Yikes.
All right.
Well, we're down two on the day.
Come on, old sturdy.
He's a surefire leaner.
Let's get him.
Moon pie, hopeless romantic, old sturdy.
Open late 9 PM.
He's a good horse.
A good horse.
Pineapple donkey.
I've never seen before.
Both two wins, though.
Old sturdy, you win us? You win us? $2,500 if you get this. We're almost double it-
I mean this is what the fuck just happened with this horse. He just put the burners on. I'm in last. I'm in second to last.
We have potential, we need to breathe.
Was he good?
Where the fuck is my house?
Oh, it's down there, man. I'm gonna just go to the meat factory, I guess.
I
Can't zoom you out with the fuck that
sleep
Some of them are real old though old Sturdy's got one breeding day
Do we do old Sturdy and frittata? I kind of got to get him to breed right now frittata's the youngest
They popped out of a stock, oh my God, and you gave me twins.
I knew you two were peak.
I mean, I couldn't be happier.
I could not be happier.
Wow.
Wow.
All right, we'll give you food.
We're going to raise him one more day.
Then we got to go to sleep for them.
I could not be happier, even if one of them sucks.
the other's, oh, a comedy solid.
Butterhead, I think you just got a bad run, man.
You know, I think you're a solid horse.
I bought you, and you haven't really paid off,
but today's the day.
Cheddar sucks.
Black Velvet, solid horse.
You had a good race last time.
Black Velvet's kind of, kind of,
ooh, oddball's catching up too.
All right, we're definitely gonna need to extend
our lead here, Butterbunch.
He's kind of neck to neck right now.
Black Velvet sometimes nays, and he goes real quick.
One big jump.
One big jump.
One big jump.
Okay.
That counts as fucking first.
Wait, can I get first?
I swear to God, if, if, okay, I got first.
Yo, I was so certain.
I think Butterbunch could get one more day too.
And then he could be a champ.
Let me see if I got money from that.
Oh, that did.
$900 cash cash
Where am I going?
All right, it's nappy time
Everybody eat everybody eat everybody eat. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Get our food in us
All right, the twins. Let's see how you do. I'm gonna bank that this one does better than this one
He's got longer legs, but this guy might be more stable. Oh, you're hungry
All right, let's see it you have two star parents
Don't be like one of those
Kids that that that comes from like two professional athletes and then actually just sucks at sports. Oh
My god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god
Wow
Wow
Wow
You look like that horse. No, I don't this guy has solid drive into him. I mean
Consistency is crazy. We're going to name him
Buffalo wing
He's spicy and fast. We'll see you
Not as good as your brother
Still solid
Still absolutely saw it. I'm very curious if they have sacks. Will their kid be just like, you know, disfigured
Or like fucked up
Because that would be inbreeding what should I name him
Speedy
The better half
That puts a lot of pressure on him and his name, but it's it's good sibling rivalry
And that's what we need.
Let's see it!
Two star horses have twins!
And they pop out you two.
The better half to start the race.
To start the first half.
Black Velvet didn't just have bad news, he's a fast horse.
You got a lot to prove.
Lots of proof.
Why are we running so much slower than we were in practice?
Are you getting scared, better half?
Let's catch our stride. Let's catch our stride. There we go. What is he name like that? That's not so weird
Okay, no
You we always sucks you just gotta leave it the buffalo wing
Buffaloing has this much suck much more solid racer. I mean he catches his stride better than the other
Still almost losing.
I have no idea how we're almost losing this.
Please, wire dude, get some fraction in your fucking feet.
Oh!
Yep, and...
Ooh, wait, father in the NDA, mother professional tennis player,
he decided to become a soundcloud rapper.
Okay.
Fucking hell. Fucking hell. Fucking hell. Fucking hell.
Alright, kill most of them? No, they have potential.
They have potential.
Oh
Through him off-screen. Oh God. We got a release all sturdy. I can't tell him
Butterbunch it. I believe a championship race out of him in a lot in his last year for Tata
That's one more solid race here. Maybe another breed
Day race
Oh, he can't race and then butterbunch
Fritata first, the lesser of the both races, easier, easier, uh, opponents, moon pies on
that fucking hot sauce though, Lyndon Baines Johnson, I don't even know how he's still
standing his body so wide.
It's the slowest start to the race, frittata!
That's what it's had, flip it, flip it, flip it, flip it, flip it, flip it, flip it.
What the fuck was that start?
Oh this is the, this is the, awww.
What the hell?!
Is this a water bottle for me standing on this tail?!
Good day. Shut the hell up.
Prototic and greed, old sturdy I'm letting go.
Butterbunch is dead as well.
E3. I can't do that to them.
They- they were both good horses. They were both good horses.
Should we give them a try again?
They need to have sex. I think this is one of their parents.
Twins again.
We're gonna race buffalo ring other two need
Just need more food also, I'm gonna do something risky that I saw on a YouTube
what is this see how old they name them the little hats oh my god I love that
Why do they have horses for their feet arm?
That one had a whole horse for a foot.
How do you have a whole horse for a foot?
Where the hell is the radioactive area?
Is it down?
Ron's crying? Why is Ron crying?
Is he okay?
I heard that if you, uh, shovel out
grass by the power plant, you get
Plutonium.
And you can see that.
Oh my god, I have a free Plutonium right there.
Wait, let's see if Buffalo Wing can just power this.
He's ass.
Hey, Buffalo Wing!
I might run a sick experiment on you here.
Wait, that might have made him actually like crazy good.
Do you have a real quick?
Oh, rate of choice, KingDuck.
Okay.
Thank you, thank you.
Jinx, thank you for the four.
I wanted to share good news.
And I second by it with cancer,
but the good news is that I considered no active disease.
What does that mean?
I'm sorry, I don't know what that means.
I mean, I'm glad that's good news,
but F cancer and the 10,
I'm sorry that you're dealing with the second battle right now. Game take of the three.
3M in the UK. I can't believe you're shooting so late.
I don't know if I should just re-enter to the atmosphere safely.
WStream, thank you.
Sam and Doc, they give it a sub.
And, Hume and Julius, for the sub.
6M, they give it a three.
Says I don't have a phone. How are you fucking typing to me?
How did you order the Uber Eats?
Or the Door Dash?
What?
I don't want him to eat that.
That would probably fuck him up.
I'm gonna race him first.
It's gonna be a big race for buffalo wing.
You know, I would never want to eat a horse.
But, when I was an Icelandic,
they had a restaurant that served horses.
It was very normal for people to eat horses.
And like other countries.
Not every other country, but a lot of other countries.
And I contemplated trying it.
This was before I had to go.
Now I can't, and so I have like a curiosity that's like fuck, would I have been crazy?
Oh my god, I think the plutonium made him goad it.
Holy shit, the plutonium made him goad it.
It like skips it, it like skips it up this shit.
He's like mad strong now.
I don't think he's gonna flip anymore.
I don't think he can.
We gotta get, we gotta get some uh...
Whoa, that was actually the most impressive thing I've ever seen in my entire life.
The next strength, yo, he's pounding sand right now.
Holy shit, he's just, why'd you just fuck on the ground?
See, that was the most impressive next strength that I've seen.
Buffalo Wing, please don't lose to Noble Warlock.
Okay. What the hell happened to you? Let's test this first. Oh no. And you standing still?
Are we like a circus horse? Or what if I give you boots? He's probably gonna be really fucked
if I give them booze. You might have to kill me. I'm not gonna lie. Hold up, I gotta refresh chat.
Liam, think of the three. Would you be open to doing a charity stream for LGBTQ charities
like Trevor Project? I've done Trevor Project in the past. I'm down to again soon as well.
We're doing 988 on Monday, but like May 5th, I could do Trevor Project, but that would be
be two mental health charities, slash companies in a row.
But I haven't done Trevor Project for a while, so I'm down.
Don't think of it as three.
Mama's Cancer is about a star chemo.
She takes to go to church.
I'm not religious.
I told her I don't want to tell her that.
It'd be other things she is going on
should I keep going with her every Sunday?
I mean, if she's going through shit, yeah.
I mean, it's just kind of like the courtesy of going.
You don't necessarily have to believe.
67, think of it as three.
Funded solution I ordered from a lot of last six
and extra large cooks.
OK, glad you solved your problem.
Don't know why you would order extra coax.
You had five, you needed more.
And your glue.
Oh, and his foot came off.
Okay, these are the better halves,
and they have Fratata's head.
Wait, no, one has Fratata's head.
This has to be Fratata 2.0.
How do you spell Fratata?
I'm gonna name him, what is a Fratata?
Trace Lege's three milks watch him run
No, hope friend oh
Hell no, yep, they're in sastral. Okay. I
I didn't want to say it
What if I feed them poop?
I can't do that.
Why did that fix them?
That doesn't make any sense.
He just had sex with his father.
And now he's...
Like, not bad.
I mean, he's just reliable.
He's worth racing.
Fratata's gonna get turned into glue, too,
because that was a very disappointing child who popped out.
Uh, I think actually...
I hate to say it.
Only one's gonna remain.
Last one's standing here.
One of them to tell the tale.
Oh, horse.
Last chance.
Fitting, isn't it?
Alright, let's see how you do, buddy.
Give it your all.
Give it your all, eh?
What the fuck? I needed that on this race first.
Black Velvet wins this 100 times out of 100.
I'm confident, I'm confident.
Cataracts falls in each shit before the end of the race.
Black Velvet is a more consistent horse. Black Velvet is a more consistent horse. It doesn't matter about speed
Last chance! Hey, buddy! Hey! Let's give it a go, eh?
Honest drive! Honest drive! Big strides!
Oh my god, last chance would be actually goaded with boots.
Wait.
Wait.
Do you see how he moves his feet?
This would be ideal with boots.
I think I should give him boots.
Win this race.
Win this race.
I won't kill you.
I won't kill you either way.
I'm fine.
I'm fine.
Good day.
Oh, I know he's going to be good.
He's got the perfect length flags.
Um.
He's gonna be good.
He's got the perfect length legs.
Um...
Oh, okay.
I told you. Oh my god, I told you.
Oh my god, this is the best horse I've ever made.
Oh my god, he's literally big, Skippy. You're not last chance anymore.
Holy fuck.
I'm this old sturdy. Well, he's glue now, so...
I need to get more horses.
Wanderer.
Dude, I would love to find... What was that one horse's name?
That just... He was the most... He was the most fucking reliable horse I've ever seen in my life.
He was just jumping, like, perfectly. I never go left.
Morse. Morse code. That's what I would name their off-camp.
Breaking that shit. What is this?
Hello, the circus.
Are you getting entered into a freak show?
So you can just make a weird horse on your purpose.
Are you sure the alligators are over that one?
Should I make a free course?
Tell me you have Wanderer.
Or not Wanderer.
Thompson Wolfram?
Aren't you good?
600 dollars?
Bro, I feel like their kids would be crazy now.
Oh, you're ass.
I'm behind him.
He's got one win.
We'll race him both right now.
And then read him.
I know Big Skipper wins this, and it's like actually not even close.
Okay, yeah, let's race Wolfrope first.
first. You already have one. This would get most of my money back, if he aces this. I'm
not nervous. Paisley's got the okay. Wolfram. Wolfram. Wolfram. Wolfram buddy. Where is
Paisley from? What the fuck is this? She's like 7 feet tall. Well this is the one we
We are waiting for us. I'm not I'm not nervous big skipper has the fastest strides. I have ever seen. Look at this. He is jumping across the course. He can't even buck. His shoes are the perfect size with his. I don't think he could lose ever.
I need to clone him I
Need to clone him. I need to clone him, but I need to I need to activate the wheel first. Oh god
We gotta go on a mission
If you get like items if you dig under
I gotta go get an alligator. An alligator is the right thing, right? To charge a...
What the fuck is that? What is that?
What was that?
Is that like a centipede?
What was it that you dig out of our country?
What about the free show?
What are these?
They are weird, but they're not like disfigured.
Where the hell is the freak show?
That was the most CIA I've ever heard in my life.
This guy's got good lights still on.
We didn't do what our mission was.
I was to- okay, welcome.
What enter are you in the freak show?
Hello?
Hello?
Terrifying. I didn't even know they couldn't look like that. His head was the size of his body.
And he was upside down.
So they need to be like
radioactive.
You got to feed them just uranium and plutonium whatever the fuck it is.
Archimedes run.
Can this thing run?
What about you?
He's kind of a crawler.
You're glue and we're gonna race and breed you.
And then what about you?
I just picked you up.
Ow!
Fuck!
Sorry, my bicep's cramping.
You're dead.
Okay, actually, I don't know if I want to race him. I feel he's not gonna be good alone
Hudson didn't win. I need to go turn these two to glue and we need to go power that
Unreal where are alligators? I don't remember where I get alligators
Goddamn, it's sending so much money on that.
Read a bug with a horse.
Dude, what? Oh my gosh, should I have just put the bug in the wheel?
Oh no.
We'll grab an alligator as well and see.
It's gotta be south.
What is that?
Where are the alligators?
They're at the top?
Really?
Oh, you can catch it?
Oh, you can catch it?
You think that was an animal?
No.
I thought the rats were at the top.
Where are the fucking alligators, man?
Now they're like, like, dear territory.
Where the fuck are the alligators?
That guy's foot's so fucked up.
That guy's one way.
way all right we're gonna go pick up the bug
I should get more plutonium as well on there sorry being more I'm running your
car I'm spending all my money on shovels and shit but we're gonna win it
That's like a star horse for us.
I think I gotta go down this way to get an alligator.
Tree stump.
Not bad, not bad!
Yeah, I forgot about that military tank.
Bro, where the fuck are the altars?
They gotta be far right, past me.
It's the only logical solution.
Only logical plan. Far right.
I really want to dig under one of these. I need two plutonium there.
Are those fucking roller skates?
Oh my god, can I put the bug on roller skates?
Would that be kind of crazy?
Yo, I'm like infinitely going this way.
Where am I going?
And there's like shit here.
I feel like I just went this way for like five minutes.
If I don't find an alligator or any interesting animal on the way back, what is this map?
I have no idea.
I didn't notice this thing.
I thought it just stopped.
Oh, there's like deer here, but like there's tiny deer.
There's like mantel loops.
I'm sleeping.
Okay, we're in giraffe territory. Alligators.
Howdy!
You need some meat?
Oh my god, I could have just captured that one.
My butt!
No!
Where the-
Yo.
Oh my god.
Bro the bug just dipped into the fucking water and I'm not gonna be able to get it back.
There's an alligator here, what the fuck happened?
Oh my god.
I think the gator ate the bug.
It's not a fucker here.
Dude, when do they fall asleep?
They're all eating.
Zero chance of water throughout where the backgator got.
Do they go to bed, ever?
Oh my god.
How long are they eating that chair?
I gotta find one that's just like a sleeve.
He doesn't give a shit.
Nothing.
Actually nothing.
Wait!
Bro.
Jackass!
Oh my God!
He powers the nuclear area.
Yo, we're gonna be traveling for like five minutes.
Come on, take it for the sex.
Never mind, we're right here.
Oh my god, you're fucking joking. Okay.
We're in.
Alligator, you're the first guy we pulled.
You gotta have to know this for this.
Oh hell yeah.
What?
Oh my god, with the boots he's like actually fucking crazy.
Oh he powers this instantly.
actually fucking crazy. Oh, he powers this instantly. Wait, I need help. I got like
Incident-free plutonium for that
Wait, so now I could go clone that X-horse for my current horse and I could like infinitely make it
Wait, and then can I just like theoretically race them over and over again and then I win like I feel like I found a star horse
That just actually cannot lose
So we're like, sats, almost.
Can I do this while he's asleep?
Who cares?
I eat.
Okay, we're gonna go clone you now.
You're gonna become, you're gonna become one with Big Skipper.
I don't remember where the floating area is.
Is he here?
I think I passed it.
Did I pass it?
I think I passed it.
Since you said to think of the thousand but he's my wallow drink statement, you said it was McDonald's.
Fire!
Ooh.
I
Oh damn does it make it one older every time and they need boots
Oh, they're all tired?
Oh, they're both?
I can go right through them.
This day?
My big skipper has one of them?
Yeah, you need one more.
And then he's a champ.
I could just also bring in a big skipper.
I'm not a big skipper.
I'm not a big skipper.
I'm not a big skipper.
I'm not a big skipper.
I'm not a big skipper.
I'm a big skipper.
I think this is also a very big skipper with other things.
Like, I actually don't think he can lose.
He's jumping to the finish line. I mean, this is...
And so he's already done.
That's insane. I'll let me back right back.
There you go.
These are all close, close horses.
Spam case maker.
Uh, time to get out of here!
Hey, Lil!
Oh my god, he can't move fast the finish line.
Or from the start like these like this is the worst race I've ever seen
There's a chance
There's there's somehow a chance. How's there a chance? Oh my god. He is the only horse. He just has to finish
Night nace layer. I mean this is a oh, I think he's seizing on the ground. It's there
You have to be
The luckiest horse of all time. I mean, I don't even know where iron beaver went
I think iron beaver ran off screen
put them in like you flip them around you probably would have finished the race
already start them backwards nice layer no fucking way you win this for me it's
two grand in the bag oh my god wow
And we run it back and we run it back
Yo, what the fuck
Whoa, what the fuck yo, what the fuck why is noble warlock two to one odds when
Uh, Gumdrops is running at a record pace right now.
He could still end. He could still end. He could still end.
He could still end.
Somebody shoot that horse! Somebody shoot that fucking horse!
Yop is one.
Oh my god, I'm burning all of our money on this.
Yeah, you need to spass him in.
Uh, you can suck a door.
You need to spass him in that piece of shit horse.
Yeah, flip over. Somebody fucking shoot it right now.
Run. Run. Yop. Yop. Yop. Yop. Yop. You're digging yourself a fucking hole here, buddy. You're
You're beating a dead horse!
You gotta be fucking joking.
Why's the race this...
Why's the race this long?
Where the fuck is the finish line? Why's the race this long?
Don't they never make the races this long?
Why does this race like a mile and a half?
Oh my god, they're not even half way.
Am I really gonna sit here for fucking five minutes
and wait for that?
No!
What a fucking joke.
Wanderer.
Cryhavex, kind of a solid bet, though.
We're Apple-o.
Last bet.
Wait.
Last bet!
What the fuck are you fucking people?
No, Paisley's crazy.
God, and we could be actually so fucking nuts right now.
Chat?
Hold up.
What?
Oh.
Dude.
Basically, if you get first, Madam needs second, server, server, server, unless one of them
actually seizes out right now.
Oh my God.
That horse has literally zero chance.
How does that horse have a chance of winning?
8000 dollars 8000 dollars
one two three one two three one two three that's what we need why is wild heart the best
worst in in the world for the fucking odds that he had noble warlock come on buddy we've got one
One and two right now, we need you to finish the race.
Wildheart flip, Wildheart flip.
One, come on, we're fighting off the new one right now.
You see this shit?
We're fighting off the new one right now.
Oh my God, Wildheart can't do it.
Wanderer, come on.
Come on, there's my two.
Give me three.
Wanderer, come on.
Okay, Noble Warlock, you gotta finish.
Noble, there we go.
Come on!
Come on!
Yes!
Yes! Yes!
Your butterfly, huh?
Oh my god, patent betting!
Oh my god, wait, no, no, he's putting on the burners!
Nooooo!
Ow! Fuck!
That would have been like 25k right there.
God, this game is dumb.
I can't fucking believe that shit.
They suck without shoes. I need all of them out of shoes.
Champerec.
Win it back! Win it back! Win it back!
I'm not nervous about any of these shitty ass competitors.
Big stepper, you physically cannot lose!
Oh my god, he's actually world-class. And Paisley's jumping as well.
I'm so long-raised.
Big stepper.
Fucking silver-lasso.
Am I like, incidentally, just worth this now? This could be big money. I don't like the rods.
Hey, hello?
Hey!
No! I don't want to bet $25!
I'm not even waiting!
Hey, hello?
Hey, hello?
This is the race we've been looking for.
Cryhavoc fully flips, and I'm sure of it.
Yay!
We go bunny.
We got a vet too.
Pacemaker.
One, two.
Pacemaker's walking backwards.
These fingers are walking backwards.
Backwards.
Anti-slip.
The East Pounding Sand.
Hey, bloop.
This is the easiest.
This is the easiest way I can just win crazy money right now.
What are you doing?
Dude, I, like, I'm starting to lose my mind playing this fucking game.
Why is every other horde and-
I need to win one crazy barligh right now.
Oh my god, one of one odds of winning.
It's just a lock bet.
Baron Camelford?
Where are you?
Dave 3
Oh
Yeah!
Yeah!
Yeah!
Yeah!
Let's do that dumb shit!
Dave?
Sell my trophy
Help
Got the fuck out
Ow!
Yeah, what a lovely truck he brought right out of town.
Gimme a- Gimme boots.
What is that?
What?
Oh my god, it's a bee.
What does this do?
Just make him chill?
Or makes his headway more?
I think the hat makes him worse.
The other two might not even be able to fucking finish, one-on-one right now.
This is still very winnable, you just gotta get a strive, you get a good three-four stabs
Scallon one come on two big steps there we go there we go now we're picking up
the face oh now we're picking up the fucking face oh yeah okay
Wait, this is literally perfect.
This is literally perfect.
Oh my god.
As long as he doesn't fucking fall, this is five grand.
What a fucking bat.
Oh my god.
Whoa!
Welcome to the Elite Batting Experience, minimum bats now $100.
Oh wait, pacemaker literally did the same exact thing last time and now he's humping the
sand again.
Oh my god, he's doing tricks on it.
Why did I bet on him?
Why did I bet on him?
Okay.
You day?
Dude, two and one odds right now.
Balled by Wildheart.
Wildheart sucks, doesn't he?
I'm an addict.
Oh, savvy patch, just the best horse of all time.
I'll never mind.
And it's, and Blazers got it.
And Blazers got it.
Blazer could fuck up while it hard just needs a second.
And it's, and wait, flipping, flipping, flipping, not that one.
Flip this one.
We're losing all of our money right now, I'm sure.
I really don't have enough of that.
I really don't have enough of that.
I really don't have enough of that.
Let's pack this black bucket right where we got this guy.
Well, get in there.
Why does he have the boots now?
son? Are you crazy? Tell me you're good. Does he not move? Oh, he's eating. You don't
Got it like your dad does.
You don't.
Very disappointing.
Yeah, I think we're gonna pick up where we left off
next time.
That was fun, but I am done for today.
That rhymed.
But yeah, chat, we're gonna call that there.
If you have any of these people in the last game
is there to play, but if you have some stuff
you have some stuff that's happened
most of these people in the last game is to play.
I will be live tomorrow at 1230 EST.
I'm doing CS with Jojo and the tier list
into probably retro rewind.
Sunday is going to be a React day.
Monday, a 988 awareness stream slash charity event thing.
It's going to be a support challenge.
It'll be fun.
We're playing a bunch of games.
Tuesday, I'm not live.
Wednesday, horror games, content king.
Thursday, not live.
Fridays, React's.
Saturday, random games.
Next Sunday, React's.
And then it's 420.
We're doing the weed mystery review and the pop snacks
mystery box as well.
And then we'll definitely be able to play in the Food Gauntlet
as promised from the AfGancer charity stream.
I will be doing that.
I don't know when though.
But yeah, that's the schedule.
Outside of that, we'll probably get to maybe do
Trevor Project May 5th, if not like late May or like June
maybe, but we're doing another charity stream for sure
the 4th or the 5th of May.
But appreciate y'all.
We'll be having fun.
We got to raid King Duck as promised, I remember.
King duck. King duck what? King duck, King duck who?
What is the numbers with King duck?
My twitch is glitching out.
King duck, 0612, there it is.
All right, I'll look, wow, I love that.
Chat WStream, appreciate y'all.
and let's fucking rate I will see you guys tomorrow
12 30 est I believe
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brought to you to be as I already posted and I'll catch over there we're
going to rate in five
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