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No, how is everybody doing on this fan fucking at tastic Saturday? Everybody chat. We are live early. Nice bowl cut. Fuck you
Excuse me. Just chunked a protein shake chat. We are live early today and we are doing a multitude of things. Good morning. Good morning. Good afternoon
I don't know what time it is for you guys. What time is it for you guys?
If it's morning, good morning. Good afternoon. Good afternoon if you're in europe and it's night. Good night. Good evening. I don't know
So anyways, chats, we're doing a few things today.
Starting out, we are going to be doing CSGO,
as well as maybe opening a little bit of cases with JoJo,
probably playing some comp games,
playing maybe opening some cases in between rounds.
After that, we're going to be doing some tier lists
with JoJo as well.
I have like three picked out,
but we're probably just gonna like poll chat
just do whatever tierlessly want to do.
After that, I may do something else with JoJo
or will continue retro rewind.
I'm unsure.
Sunday is a full React day tomorrow at two.
Monday is the 988 Charity Support Challenge.
That'll be fun.
We're gonna be playing like a bunch of games,
Valorant, Marvel Rivals, a lot of mainstream shit,
but it'll be like support gameplay.
We'll probably show a little bit, have some fun
and obviously raise awareness for the suicide prevention slash crisis line that is 988 Tuesday.
I'm not live Wednesday is going to be horror games into content king Thursday.
I'm not live Friday's reacts Saturday next week is going to be random games probably more retro rewind
or horsey game or something of those sorts alongside other random shit.
I do want to do a game soon called scratchy scratchy that you guys have been suggesting.
I also see there's one that's like a tree game that people are suggesting.
I think some people got keys or early access, but I can't play the game yet
So we're just gonna wait until that drops as well
But yeah, there's a lot of shit that we're gonna do if you have any of these
You have a lot of kids you're gonna play but I guess I'm gonna get such that but today see us
With JoJo tier list with JoJo and then probably retro rewind or other random shit. I'm not sure Monica shadow unlimited
Niko cheese lazy clima and Robin if it's up Ed think of it a 3 or Eden think of it a thousand, but he's sorry
I read that wrong I need to get message a lot me my girlfriend two years broke up a few days ago
I wonder if you have some words of encouragement. I mean, it'll get better, bro. It's just gonna suck for a while
Focus on yourself remove her on everything
Pick up a hobby hang out with friends just give yourself time to move on
I think the biggest problem that people do is keeping in contact with them and it makes it
The moving on process a lot harder
Buggy and Robin with sub lazy for the sub rock thing of the three having a party tonight. You want to come hell no
AJ Ricardo on and Tamal take it with the sub Logan and not for the sub J ski JP vertex for the sub shotgun for the thousand buddies
Have you ever made a board? No?
Actually, I haven't um
I've always wanted to
Actually, I've drank out of a board before but I've never made I've never had my own board if that makes sense
for myself. Coop, Stu, Poncho taking the sub quick and cry and serve the sub PK for the sub 91 for
the thousand buddies. What's your rank and CS brother? I'm not even level 10. I can only play
comp right now. That's the goal is to get to be able to play comp. GP taking it into three.
Horsingame did I know. S1 taking it to the sub. Shadow and round for the sub. King and Monica
off the sub. Ah, whoopal. After we get done with JoJo, I don't even know if we're going to be doing
CS and tier less and then after that, I have no idea how much time we'll have. That'll really
determine what we're going to play. Also, you guys are going to be mad again. I was playing CS with
Chris last night. I only played one game with him, and at the end of it, I went, I'll open 10 cases.
I only opened 10 cases, and I got the clip on his stream.
Because I was on his stream, but I was not live myself.
Yeah, it's close to SMP.
What the fuck? Oh my god!
Yeah, it's not as good as the other one. Still crazy knife.
Wait, how do I read that? Yeah, Gamma Doppler.
I literally, yo, I go, he goes, I'm about to end my stream.
I was like, I'll open five cases before you end stream.
And he was like, oh really? I was like, yeah, I was like actually I'll open 10 and then I think it was like the sixth case that I opened
So I wouldn't have gotten it if I had opened five
Doesn't mean I
Can't believe I hit that shit dude. I hit two knives off stream. That's so lame
I mean, I'm not upset about it, but like how much you know that I I guarantee you I could buy a hundred cases today
And I wouldn't hit one
Not think of the three.
Have you ever had to do a world that doesn't exist?
Yes.
That's not going to be a gaming video though, because the entire video is copyrighted.
If you've ever the subjolt, think of the three.
And copyrighted by like nine different copyright owners.
Can you say hi to my brother Ronan? Hello Ronan.
Alright, let's ring up JoJo.
Don't buy a hundred cases.
I'm not going to chat.
Today's mainly going to be playing CS in the tier lists, but I'll probably, I'll probably buy like 40 cases
And then open them in between rounds
The reason I would buy cases is because I sold I sold my moto gloves
So I have two hundred dollars in my steam wallet so I could just buy cases. I
Didn't sell it on skin monkey because they were funny. It was like a hundred and ninety dollar pair of gloves
I was like, I'm not I'll sell it on steam if it's not, you know over like 300 bucks. Oh
Oh, that gamble Doppler is like 330 by the way in the talent knife. I pulled is like a thousand that one's better
I'm over the sub
My an it's for the sub not thinking of the three
Major thinking of the facilities you got me hooked on the damn horsey game fyi you could breed the cars
What do you mean you could breed the cars?
How do you breed a car?
Like do I go buy a car and then that would be in my truck?
You can read cars. There's fish and more can't with Z play it again
Bro, I'm actually happy that you guys peer pressured me into playing it yesterday because I planned on not playing it again
And it was actually super fun. I don't know if we're gonna play it again today
Because we do have to do more retro rewind, but
I I might I might play it
Next Wednesday or next Saturday, but we also do have to do content King ladybug my ladybug car is totaled
I'm sorry to hear that.
I'll leave it at the sub, Tracy, and Mr. out of the sub.
Becca, think of the five three.
I hope you like some of the tier list I made
if you don't don't worry,
but do I qualify for Mod yet?
I don't know.
That would probably be a question for my mods.
Also, Becca, I think I said it on stream.
I don't know if you were here.
You didn't make bad tier lists,
but they're not really reviewable on stream.
They're just pictures of my face
or random Disney characters that I don't know.
So I I'm probably not gonna do them on stream. I
Just I feel bad for future Becca
Please don't make it if you just want to make the tier list. That's fine
But I feel really bad when you make a tier list and then you're like, okay do it
and I
Like I told Zodd if you want to make one that I would definitely do a streamer blunt rotation
Motation tier list just get like the top streamers, you know, Rekai Emily KDB agent Ron Lacey
Jinksy Kaso and I would like rank S to F
That'd be sick. You don't have to do that though, and there's no rush
But I'm not opposed to modding you at some point
I just don't know if I need a new mod right now
And you've been you've been VIP for a short amount of time, you know, we're trying to get promote off the ladder pretty quickly here
That's an arty for the sub Gary for the subtweety over the three
Did you really have to cut out four minutes of audio on the VA where you reacted to destroying a world that doesn't exist?
I feel like you could lose a little bit of money because there's a wonderful video for us to watch the five minutes
You cut out super anti-climactic for the VOD watchers Keegan Gary for the sub. Hey Tweedle. That's Brady
Not trying to pin Brady on that. I don't control VOD cuts. I
Don't run my VOD channel
at all
Gaming channel, it would be me. You'd blame my editor who got direction for me blaming me
I
Mean I'm not really upset that Brady cut out like five minutes of a three-hour react. I
Don't really know what he cut out
But I get you being upset if it's something important. I could ask him big and hand for the sub key for the sub
Is it CS just gambling? No, it's competitive game. Apple and big for the sub. I'm ringing JoJo now chat.
So if I don't read chat as much, I apologize, but I'm going to try to. I feel bad when I don't interact with you guys.
You're like shunned in a corner.
Ringing JoJo?
Ringing JoJo? Oh, that.
Grace, thank you for the five. I don't watch much of your cut.
I don't want to stay thinking about this time. She's spending gorgeous about mental health.
Got a video of yours today. I think that was nice. It's been about a month since I lost a close friend.
Rip of the chat. I'm sorry for your loss metal. That's very important. Thank you. Keep doing what you do. Well, thank you
Frosty, thank you for the sub
You sorry brother
Yeah, I feel bad I called and then immediately deafened so you picked up and I just wasn't there
No, it's okay, bro. It's okay. What's up, bro? Are you feeling good? Good morning? Good morning. Good. Well, it's morning for you
It's happening afternoon. You're after you know, yeah
Good morning. Good afternoon
So we're doing we're doing kind of striking it with you tell me we're doing after
Yeah, like I said, why didn't say specifically what tier less but I said we were gonna do a bunch of tierless or other random shit
Yeah, I'm excited for that bro. You get to kind of you know bounce back and forth pause
With each other buzz a little bit like I picked out three tier less that I think we could do
But I think we could probably span through like fucking 10 of them
Yeah, I don't know though, bro. We're kind of like cuz I
We have a lot we have a lot but also like if we disagree I'm gonna have to hear your reasoning
Bro, you're gonna have to hear mine. You know, I gotta hold up
I gotta flex my knife that I pulled yesterday to my chat real quick
Okay, but and and well, yeah, like yeah, he already flexed it to me, so
Already did. Yeah, but I promised Joe Joe give him my bowie knife
Yeah, and then he said my worst knife by the way, this knife sucks by the way this knife is like 90 dollars
Can you name it though? Can you name it because I don't I don't like to sell gifts. I had to keep them forever
So I can name it for you and then it's on it what on sellable
No, no, no, it's just it just you know, like it makes it like a gift. Oh like a memento
Yeah, like you go to the the store and then tools you can do a name tag
So if you name it you name whatever you want, but then just like put what can I name it right now?
Cause it's not tradable or marketable for another four days or three days. I don't I don't think so
Okay, but I'm just saying before you trade it name it whatever you want, bro
And then that will be the night that I keep forever, bro. I
Don't think you're gonna keep this knife forever man. I'm gonna be
Don't trade gifts, bro. I don't do it. Okay. Yeah, understandable. This is an ugly fucking knife. No, it is
It's it's disgusting. It's green and yellow
Yeah, no, it's gross and
The body knife has one inspect and it's lame
Like you point the knife at yourself like you're gonna stab yourself dude
Yeah, the Falcon knife. There's a falchion or Falcon
Falsion the falchion knife. I don't like the one where he balances it
I love the one where he fucking does little finger twirl. That's badass
Yeah, the fashion is cool. Bro. You you've been
Bro, I think I'm like I think I'm almost even on CS. Oh, yeah, strike that real quick. I want to see plays out
I'm she plays side
Always stream delay one second. Oh
My god the yellow tip the piss boy. It's kind of like a yellow red tip. Oh my god the piss tip the bloody piss tip
I have them I have them on different. I've CT. I've CT the
and then I have a T side talent.
Wait, hold on. I got to read it down real quick.
Hey, Burger.
Yo, also, Mott, can we pin Don't-Sed-Bits right now?
I'm sorry, I feel bad, but when people said like paragraph-long bit don't-os,
and I got to daffin' to read them, I feel really bad.
Martin, thank you for the five.
You probably won't remember me.
I have the guy from last year who was talking about which book to go and meditations anyway.
I've been looking through all this.
I'm interested in sources.
Isn't there any specific puts?
if he puts better stoic literature that you would recommend.
Thank you so much for helping me a lot.
Stoics?
I mean, you already read meditations.
I would say look up different stoic philosophers
and what books they write about.
Like it's really what sections of meditations you enjoy.
There's a lot of nihilistic philosophers
that you could get from.
I mean, like not necessarily full on stoicism,
but like you might like a like a Schopenhauer.
I don't know, like look into it.
You got to Google it, man.
One inch, they give it a five crack.
Sinon and Daph, they give this up to P.K. Forrest Lee,
Gooke, they give this up one inch, they give this up three.
Your stream's currently full volume at an automotive shop.
It's Frosty, Forrest Lee,
but this up Grace, they give it five.
First play me full volume, Connie, but this up.
Y'all back.
Hey, you what's up, man?
And I'm gone again.
Josh, thank you for the three.
Please don't send bets right now.
Been here for Stick Talk,
one of your first steps on YouTube.
Thank you for the support, bro.
Watch your stream.
It's been an insane, real respect for the people.
Now that the money help you so much, thank you, Joe.
Thank you.
I appreciate that.
I do appreciate the don't know I'm just saying don't say that's right now because I have to keep deafening so I can read them
That's what I think of the sub. Yeah, I'm back. Sorry
What's that? Hey, where you know gotta mute if you want to like I don't care
Well, I tell my chat when I'm streaming with other people they'll send like two paragraph long
Bit messages and then I feel bad because I'm like I'm not gonna just read this
Like and air it out like on call
Hmm
Because it's always like advice
Not always
Love to give advice bro
It's the I surprisingly it's you one of three questions usually well sometimes it's just a nice message
Hey, why can't I stop stroking to your stream? That's probably what I would say
No, there are a few people that have told me that they that they had sex with me in the background though
And I would say that's very
Well, I mean your videos, yeah
Yeah, well, um, yeah, no, the video is definitely like there's there's people people are saying con my chat
Like I feel like that's happened like 15 times. There's been people that I've had sex with all the bros in the background
It happens auto bros. No, sorry all the bros
AOL all everyone all the bros
Yeah, you've had sex with me in the background
Of course, bro. You kidding me? I'll be watching a Joel Bart velocity video getting my shit sucked
It's like I can't help it spur the moment. I'm not going to turn it off. You're fucking making great points and
You're contemplating on the point you're paying attention to the video at the same time
Every once in a while sometimes many good boy mayors perk up a hotel. What's he saying?
But like it's more like
Sometimes tell the pause
Huh you tell it a pause you like oh no, I gotta lock in real quick. No
Yeah, I know never I mean like maybe I thought I'd be like we hear what you say. Yeah, I mean like that's what I sometimes
Got a got a funny movie on in the background you hear a joke you start giggling or some shit or for example
There was like I mean, I don't remember what I was watching. I mean bro
Sorry chat TMI little but I was I was eating some box, right and then I heard something agreed is on a TV
And I was like what the hell did you hear that?
Both laugh and then I continue because like you know a grown-ass man
That's fucking hilarious
It just is what it is bro like grown man shit, bro. Anyways, you want my deathmatch or go say the comp just go straight into comp
Bro, what is this? All right, but I mean
You think I need a warm-up
What level are you? Yes seven eight little two, bro
I see it. Oh, you're late. What the fuck almost brought it. I said, bro
I clicked it said to and I couldn't again. It said eight. Holy fuck, bro. Nice
Yo, is that sad that I'm level eight, but I pulled like five. I pulled two gloves and three knives
No, you know, do you want to know how much I spent on this game in my heyday, bro?
How much actually never mind? No, I don't want to say
Dude when I was shrimp of Kildos or he said he spent like I think like 200 250 thousand dollars on cases
Yeah, we're like guys like arrow and I did that CS turning arrows like oh, I probably spent like I think
What did he say chat? How much did he say he spent? I don't really remember
I think it was like 500k or some absurd amount of money
Like 80k a year or something. I was like yeah
Right now off like I always wonder if like Odae like tries to like write off CS cases
Well, I don't know
But yeah, I mean, I don't know
I don't I don't write all CS cases though because I feel like it's considered gambling and that that's like
You're about to get audited, you know, huh?
I write their mo's love
Anyways, but yeah, then aren't you getting an asset out of it? I don't know like I don't know the legality
somebody asked Jackie PT
CS case
Yo, team, how's it going?
What are we doing this Saturday evening, morning?
Whatever time it is.
Yo, bro, can you shut up?
Sorry, man.
There was some dude in the fucking team chat talking to me.
Build up team 10.
No, I like that you do that.
It's just now they don't think that we're doing.
I'm going mad.
Yeah, I think I need to do this, man.
I think you're the code in shit. Yeah, they're cold. Oh, yeah, I don't know. Oh
Yeah, I'm doing
Get behind me. Oh, he must arrive. Oh, yeah, go away. Go away. Go away. Oh
My god, that's fucking talent nice. Oh my god. Yo, mods. Can we run predictions on this game? Yeah, I know
Yeah, bro, you're a streamer. No, but these are battle scar clubs
Yeah, you know, it's crazy though. These are battle scar. They're still $400
If they were if they were a factory, they'd be like three four grand
mm-hmm
I'm reloading I'm a waste of collect
I have a bullet clean a classic good round team
Yeah, how's audio it's cool
He has the audio good can you guys hear Joe go fine?
Yo, yo, yo, I feel like you're like boy
I never really asked though if I've streamed with somebody before cuz I'm like I already said it to a point where it's probably just fine
Yeah
My chat says it's good one day and then actually like it's too loud
When people tell me my mic volume
Please please please
dumb ass
oh how about it
heat
uh in cave in cave
ahhhhhh
why are you nervous why are you nervous lock in bro
just i i i i i had to make sure my mother and i
i reloaded my ak or hold the pistol and then he had tap
why does he got a d full
save again what the fuck
great shot mr. sable
oh my god
What is this profile picture from? Why don't I recognize that was like Buzz Lightyear? That does not look like Buzz Lightyear
Kind of looks like he's melt maxing. Oh, no, this guy's not either real Joe Bart. Yes. No what happened?
Are you the real Joe Bart? Yes me? Yeah. Hey, I'm Brady
I just say that in CS. I don't know. I'll just say that my name's Brady because my editor
is Brady good at games bro. What'd you say? Is Brady good at games? Brady? I think Brady's
good at CS. I played CS. I just imagine all your mods suck at games. No, well some of them
are pretty okay here's here's my mods they're good at like I feel like each of
my mods is oddly good at one game and then they suck at everything else like
I bet my mind is actually terrible at game. I bet Brady's good at CS and straight
trash at like fucking a pod but Brady's good at like go to anything that's like
Yeah, all my minds are terrible at games, except for Pico, probably.
Pico? Like Pico Park?
Well, yeah.
Pico Park is not a game you could be good at.
No, I'm saying that's his name.
Like Pico.
Oh, I thought you meant Pico Park, the game.
No.
Why would I, like, why would I, what?
Yeah, I mean, I'm like, why would Pico Park hold that?
I don't know, but I came with me.
It's just me.
I
Feel like a lot of my chatters will shit on
Please bro comp comp Jesus
Wrap around a
He's been on my night. This is a long night
Alone
He's gonna be up here
I
Was renting CS skins. No, no, no my homie gave it to me bad enough
So he won't it to you
No, bro, can I fucking focus I got 40 seconds off answering my questions. Yeah, I mean
Questions
That's not your fault, I'm sorry.
You really think if I wasn't talking you would've got that kill?
Yeah, probably.
It's not your fault.
It did impact me, but it's not your fault.
I'm a full fucking saving dude, I am bro.
Yeah, I'm deagle-ing.
I'm not even deagle-ing dude.
I'm running straight pestle, and I'm going B site, hoping I get a fucking head tap.
Have you ever heard of aim last Joe?
My chatter is Germany again. I was gonna say I think all my chatter is true for me and Sam terrible in video games when they're also God awful console players
console players keep in mind the average chatter being real
Okay
The average chatter
Bro mods do a poll on what main console people play and I guarantee you the average chatter in mine is like a ps5 fucking
Marvel Rivals player and they're in fucking
They're gonna sit here and tell me that they're better than me at video games, buddy
You're still dog ass at every game you touch
Talk your shit. Talk your shit. Talk your shit
Literally, you know
This guy's a jackass getting a PC soon. Yeah, just be hard stuck bronze and Valorant
You'll find me
Yeah, hey, hey, you haven't had a PC yet
You'll finally experience what it's like to actually just be horrible at video games because I think if you're I gotta say this
Being hard stuck bronze in like a ranked game is aren't you bronze bro?
I'm bronze and Valorant because I played my placement games after fucking three years of not playing Valorant if I play Valorant brother
I'm telling you I'd go climb back flat or diamond. I guarantee it
My eyes rank was ascending and I know I could get back there now
Yeah, but it's just like every season you just get auto d-rank so it's like even if I played well in one all games
Like I'm just gonna get ranked like fucking silver like true
I'm gonna take the take a and grow tunnel and I'm gonna I'm gonna swing this person and look at your feet
Joe move that's not me
Okay, we should your whit me so that was you sorry you find that box you find that box
I'm gonna turn down my sense, bro. Anyways, if you're like hard-sucked bronze on PC, that's
bad, but I think if you are bad at console games, like bro, do you know anybody that
had like a 0.7 KD and cod on console? You're ass, man. Like you're ass, bro. You are never
We're gonna be get a video game
Can't have like a positive Katie and cop like
Yo, this guy is a sick knife
Thank you. It's probably me you're expecting it. No, I'm expecting he's sad. I'll go to you though. Oh
Yeah, thanks man
Yeah, it's a little long night little number. I actually have a nice IRL that's like that
Yeah, I like to know my neck because it looks like a knife you'd actually have I
I have a I have a Deadpool stiletto that I bought from a knife guy on the boardwalk and he told me it was illegal
Well, yeah, I saw that video
I'm apparently allowed to own it, but I can't take it outside of life
private property
And I don't know if I'm allowed to shoot on stream
So like why do I have this knife just like a fucking stare at it?
Every three months when I remember I have the knife I go cool
Yes, yes, yes
Alright, I'm playing like an absolute chud right now, so I'm gonna be even more of a chud and I'm gonna go an XM
Yeah, oh man, okay. I'm going wrong site to use an XM
And it's already first game. No, bro. It's first game. Oh, yeah, it's first game on it's a warm-up game
Way
Swing it sass, swing it!
Uh, one is donna, he's super tagged.
Oh, gimme that, gimme that!
Fuck!
Okay.
You've shittin' me.
I switched weapons, I was ready for a shotgun round.
Alright, last one, last one is tagged to shit, bro.
Like half of it, he's going for it.
3 to 5.
Such a chud.
Right on the chud, bro, first game.
Would you recommend us for non-shooter game players now?
I actually would.
I mean, I mean.
But CS is a shoot.
Oh, if you're trying to get in-road into a shoot,
you'd be sure.
Yeah, I'm going to say, if you're trying to get in,
I feel like this is a really good place to start.
Especially for PC gamers.
But I'm saying if you don't like shooter games,
you're not going to like the ad.
Yeah, then don't.
Yeah, the game's glittery.
I would say if you don't like a shooter game, bro,
Like, but you want to get into like some sort of competitive game.
I think hero shooters are a better class because it's like more complex,
but you're not just relying straight on like aim and util.
Yeah.
I didn't mean.
Yeah.
When you play counter strike, yeah, I remember that you, that you,
that you could be playing against a dude from Russia who's played his game
since he was in the womb, bro.
Yeah.
He's 35 and he's been playing the stage since he like actually first found it in what like 2012
Well, how am I not hitting his head?
I'm on his crosshair, and I'm tap firing and the gun fucking shoots 35 feet in the air
In the hills partnered partner streamer by the way just like that to me
Partner
where the fuck are these dudes?
one was in cubby on b and then they're just holding that
oh I forgot don't you have that fucking crosshair setting where it like changes
depending on
yes like with your recoil
yes I don't like that
I didn't like it at first either but you know you're like without it now yeah of
course but you know you're like where my bullets going like the point is is
like I've ever had those moments I see where I'm supposed to run every time
you know these guys are on that box nice what I'm buying cases I'm buying
cases oh army cases no okay how do I even buy somebody else cases just trade
I'm not even gonna be
Oh my fucking shot me to a fucking brick
He was this you put in a buy order oh good driver
Chad if you if you're selling see ask if you're selling dreams in nightmares cases for two dollars and thirty three cents
Please lower them one penny so I get my so I get my buy order. Thank you
All the lift-infused counter-terrorists win.
This is like the worst thing for me to have discovered.
Or not even discovered, but play.
Because I love games.
Yeah, bro, welcome.
And this game has gambling while you're playing the game.
Yo, Joe, yo.
I am broke.
What should I buy?
Like, case-wise?
Oh, money-wise.
Sorry, game-wise.
How about a game?
And I'm on a beagle.
OK, thanks.
Don't let me show me the answer.
I appreciate that, man.
You know, you know what the problem is on why I'm doing terrible and this is a skill that's on this specific map
I'm not great at this map
Yeah, this matters a little harder. I feel like we're doing plenty for that. I'm not knowing where I should hold
Yeah
Swing his ass root force it
I'm planning to go to
I'm so nervous
He's I shot him in the fucking mags having very super low
Dude, I hate how there's certain guns where you could just run at someone
All right, that's what is it's tight one in five. I'm not one
Yeah
Yeah, bro, the thing is it's it's your your like you have that valor mindset where it's like
Kills equals good in this game. It's like, okay. How well do you throw your smoke? How much damage are you doing?
He's like it's not it's not always about like
Hey, man, you got hella kills. You're popping off like I've had like games where I got a lot of kills and now
Yeah, so it's like you don't say like
Morning bro first game on relax bro loosen up. I'm dead. Oh
My god
Oh loosen up. You're tight right now pause. You're tight. You're tight. Listen up. I'm listening
Listen up. I'm listening. There's a shot. It's a shot, bro. Take a shot
Yeah, yeah, bro get loose man. You're fucking loose have fun, bro
You're playing video games for a living, bro. It's house and fucking fun, baby. I'll catch a surfside
Yeah, there we go
Bloodhound it comes to the shots
All right, I'm taking a shot right now cheers. I'm not gonna stop a cheers, but cheers, but cheers, bro
Crown Royale Regal Apple dude crown Royal
That's probably that's probably a top three alcohol. Yo, that's what we should do a tier list on as well
I do remember that shot.
Tear list of heart alcohols.
See, but we should do that like we should link up and do that one.
We should like get a whole bunch of liquor.
Oh actually, actually do it.
I did.
That was like one of the, okay it was a good video but I did a video where I tried a bunch
of celebrity alcohols and I ended up just sitting on like 10 different bottles of like
fucking Kevin Hart tequila and other like the wrong tequila for like two years
I know what ran out of everything
Yeah, I was just in my way. You should sit in my way bro. What I did was I did that video and I wrote off that
Outfall because I was like I only bought it for the video, but um
It ended up it ended up getting you a point where I would be like I would go let's have a like a
What? How are they either?
Flanking
How are they already there? How are they already there? I just bought my gun and walked out of spawn and died
Yo sass, I know you're a big fan of YouTube videos and I just want to say I'm sorry for performing terribly right now
This is my first game on and I'm a fucking hate guard
I
Nothing ever mind
Oh, but a case
That shot come the activated man. No, I'm loose now. I'm feeling loose. Let's go. Good
Another one
Oh, I would I would just tell bro, I would I would I would have like uh
Like a hang out with my friends and I would go don't even bring alcohol. I was like I have way too much alcohol
Well now bomb bitch
Oh my god, I'm full white
I'm planning cover me
my god three of them on they're gonna diffuse I'm drinking a coffee and a
surfside at the same time is that gonna get all my bro I actually just took a
shot of of Cran Apple and then and then watch it out for coffee bro yeah I'm
the same way
All right, yo, top top mixed drink ever not even close espresso martini
And a stretch out
I know a lot of you guys aren't 21 when you turn 21 you're able to drink alcohol and go to a bar
I'm not saying when you when you're able to drink alcohol you go to a fucking liquor store and you buy an espresso martini buzzball
Those tastes like shit. They're disgusting. Okay go to a good bar and
and get an espresso martini black black yeah not I will say this though if you're
if you're ever like going on a on like a bar hop and you're like damn like what
alcohol do I start with for this bar hop I would I suggest doing a long island
tea break
Start with the long eyes nice tea. Yes, bro. I get too long hours because it has every alcohol in a bro
And it's yeah, and then you're gonna black out by bar
You'll be alright on American woman you'll be fucking just fine. All right
Oh my god, that's funny. Oh my god
Well, I mean we lost
Guys over here fucking fucking slow walking on this little bro. Do you?
Oh my god my cases are in
What if I pull a knife first case in chat, that would be aura and then I'll lock it.
I'll be really upset.
I'll be happy for you, but I'll, okay, a little purple, I thought you're not bad.
I love how it shows in game chat for everybody that it's about 20 keys.
Yeah, then my dims got stressed out.
discuss an addict
That's it bro, I would start with two long islands that I go bar hopping bro
Just care what you start if I I don't listen to that saying what is it liquor before beer?
You're in the clear
Beer before liquor never been sector. I think that's a fucking net
I'm like I'm trying to get fucked up and then that's how that's how I do it, bro
swinging
I got that guy's got a shoddy
Chud
I will say the one thing I do a bye-bye is I do not mix bro if you I'm next if you I'm next I
I don't mix bro. If you if you start tonight with light with like light liquor, bro stay that way, bro
You're the vibe killer at a bar
You're matching the vibe
But like the only times I've blacked out is when I have
I blacked out mixing in on it. Well, I mix every time I go I go out
I don't think that's determining whether or not you black out your VAC just getting too high
But it's like
See I'm chirping too much now, you know, I'm not doing well. It's the first
Yeah
What's up in another case of that
I think you're stacking head on a line
You're a sissy I'm not a sissy jet. I'm next bro. I think I've gotten a poltergeist scar a hundred times
Okay
It's just this like a city blue in the dreams of nightmares case
Okay, I thought I was a dream
Oh, no, but when I uh when I go when I go to a bar I
Will drink like like the drinks that I'm having outside of shots. I was just straight beer and
Maybe like a margarita it really depends on the bar, but I'll have right I would drink
I would drink like a Miller white hard pit it into a Yeager bomb and then drink like
Like, seriously, Yeagerbomb, Millerlite, into a fucking surfside green tea shot, and now
I've already four different types of alcohol.
What's the most I've heard you ever drank in one go?
Mexico, the vlog that I did, had to be.
In one day, or one like sitting?
One sitting.
What's one sitting?
One day, I guess.
I don't know.
Like, you know, like there's probably been a time where I've had like 15 drinks in like a 2 hour time frame and then blacked out, but...
The most I ever drank, I had 26 shots and thought I died.
When I was in Mexico, I had 36 in a day, that was the most I've ever drank.
I don't think I'm gonna click a bell, I'm full white again.
Drinking all day is like super fun, bro.
I mean like it's like actually a lost cause like I actually think I'm losing vision when they fucking flash me there
The flashes in this game are actually so like blinding
It lights up my face
Yeah, not a drama when I took 26 shots. I woke up the next morning with chicken nuggets everywhere
Did he say he laughed out on stream on time?
Yeah, bro, dude, dude, I bro. Yeah, bro. I fell asleep on stream for like 15 minutes in like
I thought it was like five seconds?
I thought it was like five seconds and my chat was dead as like, oh my god, he's fucking dead.
What?
Oh my god, bro.
Good times.
Dude!
Oh my god, no, I'm actually getting shot.
I'm getting stream sniped.
That's the problem right now, John.
No, no, no, no, no, no.
This is not where I am. That's the problem.
I
We're the corners, but it's a good be there cheeto
You're you're trying to play aggressive when you should be playing more back bro, it's like
Like a shot or do I press forward? I don't know what I'm not playing like a chud bro
Like this game isn't like I'm a doulice like nah, bro. Like if you're struggling play in more advantageous angles for your
You feel me bro. It's like if you're like like if you're pressing them and then you're like missing your shots
And then you keep doing that you're gonna die a lot
All right guys, I
I've been throwing for content this entire time and now i'm going to walk in
What's up sass?
He said thanks.
Stop talking to sad, leave him alone.
I'm walking through, there might not be whatever you tell under the books.
I'm coming.
Oh my god children please!
I'm coming, I'm coming!
No!
I'm coming, relax!
What?
Bro, I'm shooting his fucking lens.
And how do they have- how do they-
There's- there was two smokes,
two mollies, three flashes.
I'm fucking spraying like an idiot.
Yo, it's just a bad first game, man.
Just go next.
Yeah, bro, it's all good, bro. It's all good, man.
It's first game, bro. Relax, man.
We're- we're- we're all right.
I'm just muting in Tanya's chat. I like fucking sock, man.
That's exactly what's happening.
Oh, hello? Am I muted right now?
bro first of all if I had to tell you you suck I would just let you know man
yo what oh
Sable what the fuck
bruh you said sorry bro oh that's so sad
you shoot him? yeah you're fucking petty bro you said sorry it was a fucking accident
now we have two teammates with no help
bro
sorry sorry and fucking chat yeah okay well we're gonna lose this round but
you know I'm gonna win yeah bro I wonder why it's a blast 26 oh I wonder
why I have 36 so you got him work at least one shot yeah
Yeah, like we would have on the round there. Oh, this is a gold. Oh my god
I'm silver three on this map this map's terrible
Yeah, do I like do I go back to main menu no, I just wait
Dude, should we I mean I can take this out of the
Take this out of rotation, please
I'm telling you I pop off on any other map
It's office. What is office?
Office offices office in train
I mean, I love I played I've never played
Yeah, office office isn't a isn't a diffusional map. It's like a I don't know what it is actually I think it's like a
a camera it is but it's not the fusel yeah we better get office on this one
it's gonna be a few match what the fuck how do we get office I'm not accepting
this that's not in my queue hey how do we just get office how do you know what
the fuck Joe Joe you had office Joe Joe you have office queue you had office
okay you have to know you have it ticked I had it ticked yeah wait what the
It's just a natty love RJ and rekay asian black xp lenciaga super and it's for the sub
I would quite a lot of Katrina and Rick and dude for the subs get even three have three of us
I'll think of the three and buzzer thinking of the sub Zerg thinking of the three
That's my best right now regardless. Honestly, I'm not sure I'm able to honestly
I'm not sure if I'm able to keep going and nothing's working tried everything no longer know what to do
I've been ruining everything. I can't be okay. You need to get help man
You're seriously going through a problem. Please call 988 if you're feeling suicidal
Suicide is not the answer to your problems man reach out to a family member or friend as well
I can't solve your problems for you man
And I know that you're going through something hard
but I can tell you that your life's worth living and I wish you the best of luck man, but
You got to keep pushing man. I know you're in a slump, but it will get better
Yeah, sorry I'm back
That's all good, bro
Sometimes you get really quiet and I don't know that you're deaf and I'm like damn like I just killed his vibe, bro
No, well, I just I muted and then I had a chatter sent a long message
I
Did I just call that discord job? Hello here. Let's close out my discord. Okay, it's back
Sorry
Inferno what map is that? That's the one with banana and
Don't know what banana is
Yo, what's the one with marshmallow? I never get that shit anymore
That's nuke
Dude, I love going live early man. There's so many left. There's so uh, like less annoying people in stream
Right, isn't it nice man? Welcome. Oh actually bro
Welcome to the early stream
It's nice bro. Yeah, it is nice
You'd be streaming at like
10 a.m. Sometimes I feel
Yeah, what's the what's the worst stream like if you had a pick
Best and worst stream time frame what like where are you going for you?
8am to 4pm is my favorite and then
80m
Pg
Well, no, just any whatever Tom's on a man. It's nice
Yeah, like I go live around 8 8 30
Like like a late start to me is like 9 30 or 10. I'm like fuck started my day late
And I go for you like the whole day. Yeah, and then after that, you know work out do whatever I gotta do
But I put the worst is like around six
Cuz like if something happens on Twitch
I'm live though. That's not that's gotta be that's gotta be the war. I think I don't think that's the worst time
I think worst time to go live is the guys that run the night
bro
No, that's me so well, bro. No, that shit is that that's just life, bro. Oh, I
Hate I would hate going live. I would rather go live at like 7 a.m. Then midnight
like, like, I'm just a little bit
too late. Going live like you guys that stream like 12 to 4 a.m.
Is the worse, like I know.
Yeah, I'm stream and it's like people get in their own segments.
You have your own communities that want to watch you at certain hours.
Like, I'm more of an afternoon evening streamer like in tonight,
like, same with, like, I think a lot of guys in the space, but I don't think I
Super early or super late, but if I had to pick one out like I would rather go live at like 7 a.m
It would be worse. Yeah, that wise but like dude having to go live at like midnight is your entire day
You're just going I have to stream later
Yeah, no, I mean that's that's kind of why I'm early because then you like the whole day
You're going I gotta work. It's basically like I gotta go to work later
I mean, it's like obviously it's streaming. That's you know better than a fucking nine
Oh my god
Yeah, no, I am I don't know I used to play with I like I just go out of like like 11 a.m.
And then stream until
But not like I gotta go live earlier cuz if I wait go on a stream. I'm just like nah dude mom
What a liberal
I'm not complaining about going live. I'm saying like on my mind. I can't relax
They don't they don't understand that like you got it is a job, bro. Yeah, it's all good
Yeah, yeah, I'm a little off right now
They would think the same thing if streaming was a job
I mean like it's like it's like human nature to be like you're like, oh, I've never got to work later. Fuck you miss
That's just how it is. I
Don't know. I think like certain days. Well, like I any day I go live. I'm like still haven't like I'm never like
Oh, I gotta go live
But there's been days where like I'm more excited to stream than others for sure like
If I'm playing dude, I remember back like I always think about when I used to play power washing sin
That was like grueling. That was like grueling to me. I hated that
When I had to play power washing sin, that's came up. It'd be nauseous
I was like, oh, I'm just gonna go fucking clean fake dirt for four hours
This shit sucks. It was so it was just boring like I'd rather I'd rather just like sit there
Where'd they play B again?
Beyond Last Alive again, tell the dog.
Just do it!
I just got knighted!
OHHHHHHH
I have a case for that.
Hey, can't man, speak it up B on the clock, man.
Can I get Tesla?
Come on, yeah.
Fuck me, man. Anyone?
What was the last time you did a sabathon?
Years ago, I would never do a sub-a-thon
Yeah, I mean now do a 24-hour stream
Yeah, I have it to where if they hit a sub goal I do it for our stream. I don't do some of those though
Every time I do a sub-a-thon who get weird
What being like you gonna sleep on camera
Yeah shit like that, but often just get rude. They get rude as fuck. Yeah, behind behind CT
Well, I'm not gonna say I'll recoil control that I was on his body on his center
Just had something extremely
why don't you see me together with Joe I don't know I didn't think about it why
don't I do it I didn't think about it but now that's like nobody ever thinks
about doing that shit but you just what you're like normally live with somebody
you're like oh fuck that's a thing yeah I'm not very much I'm not very much
except after I die oh wait no we're on a counter my god why are we on a
counter time up to one of our
teammates leave. Yeah he reset.
He said he was lagging earlier.
Yeah no worry about it I'm 0 and 3.
We're all on 3. Yeah I'm I'm
I mean I don't want to be that guy but I'm
almost positive something honest he's
tagging. No Cheeto Cat is in my
fucking stream actually that is my
chatter. Get the fuck out of my
stream bro. No that's actually my
chatter. I'm pretty sure that's
On the other side, bro. Yo, actually
Yeah, you better
Okay, sorry
Yo, she look at can you give me five subs
Please
That's fine, bro
I should have kept her sent you streams time again. You don't think me fuzzers
Thank you, bro. I'm just getting straight blue. You know, I mean, I hope and fucking I
Chases off
I've been one on stream or I've been fucking a hundred on string straight blues
Hey, she look at bro. Go mid go mid if I beat you in a one-way me buddy
Fuzzers
And you got a glazing me saying fuck you Joe. Don't screw you man
I mean you got a knife
Have a job what do you mean you do you got it? What are you talking about? You got a knife right now? You got that blue skill
No, no, I'm talking to cat through the game chat, bro
It's he's like me ever no college. Okay. You're rich, bro. Yeah, rich parents
No, I got a job. I'm in college. I was wondering what like shattered chat. What do you do for work?
I feel like I'm gonna get a lot of unemployed
I'm self-employed. I'm an entrepreneur
Manager porn
I knew he was there this dude is cheating now. He's not kidding. I don't know bro. I mean he might be I
Don't know about somebody's fucking cheating. I can fucking feel it in my balls, bro. I can feel it in my fucking balls, Joe. Oh
Mr. Meeks, that's what the fucking it says man. Holy shit underwater ceramics engineer. That's not
job yo chat the streamer says that's not a job okay explain what an underwater
ceramics engineer I look bro you going to water broke and start crafting
fucking clay pots like what are we making yeah maybe maybe what's your job bro I
go live enough and I ask people to give me my job
mm-hmm
Yeah, Cheetah cats definitely sure
Think so yeah, and Cheetah cat. We're not both coming with Anna right now, so don't look
Yo, yo, that was him that would have been agreed is that would have been agreed just that was him
I got five help
I'm gonna beat your dead body here. I'm gonna thank you. You got a little less help me. Well, you beat me
You're gonna get one
I work at a paper mill somebody odd jobs should I
I
Be a loser by a diffuser Joe Joe
Yeah, buddy
Mind you notice how
You got three kills almost one around the same
Wait that killed
Who's that guy that does dirty jobs? I want to do a segment where I do my chats jobs for a day
day. But I would only do the really easy ones. Okay, everybody's saying porn. Not that many
of you guys are in the porn industry. I do believe that a lot of my chatters probably
sell like feedbacks or something. Dude, okay, three of them are feeding there. Yo, Cheeto
No cats, 100% going.
They're all going to be.
They're all going to be.
Everybody keep log.
Hold log with an op.
Turn 8 out.
Hold log with an op.
They're not expecting it.
Look at his ass.
Was that Cheeto?
No, it was Yanni.
Only sell elbow pics.
ruby lining up his knees like they're boobs some pictures old men so please
please for one second
I
See and see
You said with I wasn't a whiff brah was on his ass
You kidding me?
Yo, I'm gonna like this match off as we deliver and a string cyber.
He said what bro?
We deliver and a string cyber.
Yo, not gonna lie, Cheeto Cat not being on our team might be better though.
I can't imagine what this match would be like if Cheeto was on our team.
Cheeto.
Yep, every utile in the box, full white.
I don't know why we can't, I don't even do it next half.
So, 4-4-4. How's your day going buddy?
I'm hopping B.
What up, what's up bro?
I'm gonna say you all got this.
Cheetah Cat. Cheat.
Cheetah, stop talking to us bro.
Cheetah, blame. I'm gonna just play retake on B bro.
I missed my first shot.
What what bro, I'm a yo
I
UCT probably need to go
GT tomorrow the whole mid
I don't know what to do with it.
Don't be, don't be, just look.
Yeah, you're about to get some client, not her.
I
Know the last guy
Yo, you just want to start first round
Feels great
Yeah, and I guarantee you we come back on T side bro trust we only need to like two rounds on this
I'm just gonna kill chicken real quick. I'm not gonna lie. This is my worst
I'm not good at CT, but I'm very good at T. So, you're not wrong. We could come back.
Yes!
And then they know to just...
Oh wow, he swings the fire.
It's so good, it's so good, it's so good, that's good boy.
Oh, there's an op-num.
Oh, wow, he swings the fire.
Good boy.
Oh, there's an apple moon.
Purple.
I'll take you.
I'm just gonna keep on leaving you.
You're a great man.
I
Need to pick up a K. No, no, he lost he didn't pick up a kid. He lost he's not an hour he lost
You want you
Wait you want you want you
I
Don't know where you fucking doing
My god, they're not
Wow
This is a piece of fucking good. All right, gentlemen gentlemen gentlemen gentlemen
It all winter miles. Oh, uh, sorry
Yo, I tap in on second half their trust double purple in a row
Chat we're gonna go mid here, and I'm gonna get it. I'm gonna get a peek you ready
You're 23 house
Those expected I'm gonna rotate be you what you saw the whole day. All right, how are you gonna come be here?
search work nice hold loser thanks for the night lash
They got a BV looking beautiful work
Yeah, what if we actually come back for the man down you think that's possible
Oh my god, three purples in a row.
We're due.
Oh my god, I'm opening cases in this mid-round.
Click up in.
Oh my god, another purple.
What the fuck?
Wait, why would we surrender?
Okay, can you hold this? I'm gonna hold apps.
Okay, I got two. Stay here, stay here.
I'm holding, I'm holding.
Waiting, attentively.
I smell them.
melvin
i think they're all on the
getting so
on my god
they they are on the
we win this
we're doing this here
beautiful flash i know thank you
There's another
But I had that flick though I had that flick though I had that flick though
He did bro. Honestly crosshair place then comes with like time play like the more you play the game the more you'll realize
Like where everyone's sitting, you know
some dude some dude is shine get you sign is a single file yeah somebody did
that yesterday what do you mean like somebody in your chat or some shit no
no in the game yeah I'm not doing that bullshit I was on the other day somebody
Like somebody's like bro somebody's so I'm like steam for a file
Oh, come on bro, that's his fire, bro. You gotta do it, bro
No, hold on bro, hold on bro
I
Got it just seem the same blues managed boring boring skins easy comeback
bro
Cheeto throw cheated yo yo peep cheetos had chopped percentage zero
What is he running
What is he running
Rushing be
I
Know you ran, but you know yo I damaged one pretty heavily though
And I'm buying a Mac 10, and I'm going fucking a
Your team will be eligible for short-handed income in one round
Why don't we now just get short-handed and come every fucking round we're down a player
No, I
On here bro, you can like control me like on this matter you control me you do in bro
Yeah, they're playing Uber aggressive.
I think it might be cucked here.
I think we've lost rounds that we needed to win.
I'll pass the pink and absolute ass.
Big round here.
Heaking mid, gonna get an easy head tap.
Watch.
Okay.
Okay.
Big Mark will run in for that kill.
Oh, no.
What?!
What?!
And he's blind
There's there's two coming from it. Oh
I'm getting angry and I'm quick opening now. This is where shit hits the fan
Oh
No time
Mr. Meeseech they give it a 10 gifted subs. Yo, we're getting thrashed right now. I think I'm dragging the team down man
Even though I'm not doing the worst. No, I mean bro, where's the player bro?
Bro, I'm just got a thousand damage, but I only have six kills
Oh
You know I'm going to team down brother got a fucking left you're fine, bro. Let over thank you, bro
He's made bombs on us. Oh my god, bro, it's fucking terrible
Cheeto cat
I
Peyton take it for the five gift is yeah get me out of that fucking match
Ggs Ggs
That was fucking horrible
I'm a cheeto kid man. Hey, my best you look at please out of my check. Oh god
We get a time out on cheeto cats like maybe like six hours
Yeah, that's his exact username.
Oh, he's very much it.
Oh, he just got banned.
Nice.
Oh, man.
Oh, my God.
Pass the pink and one gold today, chat one goal.
Kick off a shared hype chain, says, says Twitch.
Yo, if me and you shared Trats and we did a hype crane,
I think you'd have 99% of those subs,
and then I'd have maybe 0.5.
I wouldn't get a percentage.
You think?
Yeah.
I always wonder, like, how my stream has grown.
And I know I've been doing collabs,
but I think it's because my YouTube audience has grown
and then people migrate to the stream.
Because there's, like, a lot of new people in chat.
Yo, one of them, man, you know, you're just
watching on stream within the last month.
What were you saying?
Right, like your chats are really nice recently.
Like when we've done things,
like they used to be kind of mean,
but like they were nice.
I think you also gotta keep in mind,
like I do have new viewers
and I think the new viewers are younger,
but I think a lot of my younger viewers aged up
and didn't leave.
So like my audience better on YouTube's like,
probably like 19 like maybe older yeah like when I was like wow yeah I know
is your chance to kind of mean another much outskill me well yeah that's true
I mean like some of it I mean but like you know like like there's always gonna be
some bad actors but recently man they've been really chill bro thank you
go by set you know jack I'm sorry
baby Joe Joe Joe let's get in the shot
I'm sitting up
Why get mad
This is learning this is a premiere bro get bad at premiere we're learning right now after I open these faces all I'll take a shot
Okay, I gotta go get I gotta go get something
Okay, but get some broken come out. Yeah, bro
Timeouts
Yeah, let's talk to the next round to be full of time out guys. I really have to pee
Thank you. No, no, he can't but we're gonna take a shot this guy's getting too upset
I'm just gonna go to grab it
Alright, good time out for the shot.
Hey bro, if you guys want to take a shot, what is it?
You know, let's do it as a team.
A team shot right now.
Come on.
Fuck yeah.
You know what?
Here.
Fuck yeah.
I'm sorry.
Fuck yeah, let's do it.
Bro, call them out.
Loosen up, and let's win this game.
Yo, Jordan caught a 10-0.
All right, man.
Fuck it, you know what, bro?
We'll stay in spot.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
stay in spot, let's take our shot.
Let's take our shot.
Fuck it, bro.
I got mine, let's play for this dude to come back.
Hide, hide though, he probably need a shot.
This is a free round.
This is a team body exercise right here, bro.
They can have these rounds.
want to play this time okay I know we're taking this you shot over here everyone's
taking a shot with us wait but I thought we were taking a timeout yeah you do
go for timeout you already have my shot in hand I don't have no no no no no no
I
Yo, I'm taking a shot of a shot of blue label
I got gifted this bottle three years ago still never finished it $200 bottle whiskey or
Cheers it's oh three let's fucking come back and win this game cheers
Oh my god, okay. Let's go y'all. Oh my god. Okay. Oh my god. That felt horrible. That
felt actually horrible. All right, man. We all have to get together. This one is good.
Oh, my God.
Yellow, so you do it and buy him a gun.
No, that's fine.
Oh, my gosh.
My cough's here.
No, I'm not going to lie.
Taking a shot of blue label.
It tastes, you could tell a tiger quality, but like, dude, whiskey on the rocks is probably
the most disgusting.
Oh, we're good, bro.
Oh, that's good.
Get the fuck out of here.
You're not drinking sugarless.
You're larping right now.
Sorry guys if I perform bad this is my drinking smurf.
Yo we just had a team bonding moment don't fucking ruin it by saying he's larpin bro okay.
He's drinking with us.
I'll be a fucking jackass yellow.
Fuck man.
Are you calling me yellow because my profile picture is Bart Simpson?
No yeah it's your color.
Fucking racist.
Okay.
fuck! where were they?
my god!
go go go!
let's go baby!
Let's go, baby
Yeah, we're gonna give three teammates Ellen for I've 16 damage
That's fine, bro. It'll matter, bro. I got this. I got it
So I got to the function right now. This is such a different CS JoJo such a different demon than Marvel rivals JoJo
Marvel Rivals is a lot more
I'm getting a sneak peek of all time. Oh my god. I got fucking grenade
I saw you go fast go fast here
It is just
Where the fuck are they?
I hit spawn property or it could be CT the three of us. I'm getting him
Okay
Why are you why are you announcing everything makes me feel better? I get less nervous
Okay, I'm commentating on a match
Matt might give a little bit of advice just a little
Don't make him don't make him your enemy, but he's
He's done nothing wrong. It's just aggravated me his giggle after he said
It just upset me
Bro, that's not sugarless fault bro, don't take it out on him, bro
I don't know what to do with it.
Karuka is hitting a mean fucking flank right now and on the half side.
Oh they're going. Yeah, be still, be still.
Damn it.
I looked at the map as soon as he swung me, bro. I looked at the fucking map.
Nice, Sevin.
You got this, Joe.
Deploy the flashback.
No!
I won't let you get killed, man!
You're chasing me when there's nothing happening ever.
Give me my bag, please.
Give me my bag.
Hide down.
I mean, ooh.
Yeah, I tell you.
The alcohol's working.
Yeah, man.
He's going to shoot me.
He's going to shoot me.
I like that, man.
You're not...
Okay.
Here, here, here, here.
No, that's fine.
That's fine.
That's fine.
I mean, I was going to buy you.
I was going to do it, but...
Give you my my belly lore knife as well. Yeah, bro. Have you caught it your worst knife?
Okay
That's the wall. That's the wall.
He's stuck there. He's stuck there.
Bro, I'm not. I'm like never in a good spot. I'm never in a good spot.
Bro, you know what, bro? I stopped being a shot in this game.
Alright, so you're doing what violent players do, which is slow walking.
Because you're used to the map being super fucking small.
So you're slow walking everywhere in this game. You really don't have to slow walk as much as you've been doing you really don't
Just run around
Yeah, like I'll be given a fuck. I'll just be sprinting
Shit are you fucking close you don't average with some other jackass
I don't know, hello?
Brother, probably like fucking silver in comp.
We have bomb, that's inside.
Shit, there's someone on fire.
I got him, I got him.
Thank you.
Dirt to you.
dirt too
I don't know where I'm going to, I came from the cat
I'm gonna watch the bee
I'm watching tunnels
Yeah, yo, yo, totally we're locking in right on my god teeth center
Yeah, right, buddy fucking negative fancy yellow someone has to be the bottom leaderboard
Yeah, we're all great time right now
Oh my god, they just push mid every fucking round.
Can they do something different?
At least that's two for you.
Let's get a shot for me.
Still to catch, still to catch.
Probably.
Yeah, you might want to check me.
There was one guy that got through tunnels and he got me.
oh my god I miss my shit
shot boy
and he just sits there the whole time
he sat there for 30 seconds and I held that angle Jojo
I held that angle for a fucking minute and he just sat there and he waited
He's an amber caught a guy bitch bro calm a bitch but get extra system bro fucking bitch
He's a fucking loser, man
That works to that works to loser works to bitch loser. It's all the same
I've never done this match I've never done this game in the last three games I've just
shit the bad promise you bro it is okay you are learning bro don't worry we're
gonna win this game bro we're gonna win this game bro you're you're so deep in
your head bro that you're going into every gunfight thinking that you're
gonna lose it bro you're good you're good baby come on you open more cases
This bride just opened 40, oh no I saw 3 more.
This guy's not clearing that corner, that's crazy.
That's fat.
we're not gonna take it like another group shot bro you might got the other
group shot you think that's gonna make it better can we do it at the half bro
yes
all right there's one side one side in the mid
oh
oh my god Mike I'm such a chud
okay
flashbang
do I need to smoke this?
watch and count
thank you
oh yeah bro I let an angle bro hold that
just don't move
I'll bait for you
I don't think they're gonna walk out though. They will. They're probably gonna go A.
Shit. Okay. You can stay if you want.
Fuck no.
Ooh, we're shot.
You think they're gonna go back B? I love cap, by the way.
They can do anything right now. They have made.
He's literally right next to me. And I didn't see him.
for this
Bro for the chatters that are spamming horsey game or other games for me to play leave the fucking stream, dude
It's a Saturday. I'm playing CS renew it's your lesson. We're probably playing retro rewind. I'm not playing horsey game today
I'm not playing any other fucking game today
The three things I said are the three things we're fucking doing if you don't want to see it leave the fucking stream
It's that goddamn simple go watch a fucking YouTube video go watch somebody else play horsey game for the love of God
You're so fucking annoying, man
My court is all spiking I might need to take another shot
Fuck everything
How is he up there?
Oh my god, my car
Fucked up
I
Bro, it's hot out. You know how it is. Yes shot o'clock
Yes
Caut on up
Okay, I'm taking my side right now gentlemen. That was good half cheers. Cheers. Cheers. Cheers. Cheers. Cheers
Cheers
You think they're actually drinking with us now
It's not about it. They're actually doing it about what it means
How it means bro, let's go
It's about what it symbolizes
One flanking B
You got a deagle for surround your maniac
I'm not that if you think it's all good though
How am I now that guy's fucking head I'm on my crosshairs on his body I just don't understand
No, I actually think I'm shooting fucking Nerf darts at these people.
Like, I know I'm absolutely...
Yo, is somebody fucking with my gun right now?
Should we get a mod menu pulled up?
Am I in a BO2 fucking hack, mommy?
Smoke catwalk, and we're gonna run down catwalk.
Take a, come on, come on, come on.
One second.
Alright, alright, we're gonna smoke a popper, and we're gonna run down a cat.
Alright, come on, come on, come on, run down a cat, come on, come on, nobody stop.
Try everything, watch one or two.
That's two, try everything, nice!
Sorry, can't run through that.
Me, fucking.
Oh, this is fucking heat.
My god, and he was right next to me!
We don't go B there, we just gotta say fucking and go A.
It's okay though.
I'm D going again.
I'm gonna save this run. Let's play for pigs brother. You know, man
Never takes man. We we got this I
Like
Ever every time we feel and your jokes you say a fun fact some of them, you know, I mean that would be fun to share
well are the largest creature by weight that has ever when we die or feel
anger bro let's say a fun fact instead of getting upset
Call an extra. He's going to clear you up.
Damn it.
I fucking hit him so hard, but he's still up.
Mushrooms are a fun guy. They're a fungus.
They need one more.
I'm going to put fags.
What the fuck is that?!
Fun fags, bro. Fun fags. Fun fags. Fun fags.
These die after stinging someone
How long after do you know I
Don't know but they pull the stinger out of their their butter some shit, and then they fucking die. It's like a suicide bomb
Shit, bro. Yeah, I think I need to do something more fun
Okay, but what do you think like every time you play anger, bro? How can we eat? How can we like subside it, bro?
You didn't mean how could we like go around it?
If I had a Scooby Snacks, that would probably help me.
I'd be able to get a Scooby Snacks, bro.
Oh, I met actual Scooby Snacks.
Yeah, me too.
Fuck!
You met an animal.
I had an animal.
I mean, how was it that it was like for you, bro?
Would that help?
You think?
Well, I don't know, because if I ate an animal right now,
it would hit next game.
Uh-huh.
Yeah, exactly, bro.
We're getting ready for next game. All right, what's up?
I don't know and also it I mean I mean it would hit during the cheerleaders
We're doing that you lose cross-faded
I keep deagle
He do
Oh, yeah
Oh sorry his friend. Oh sorry his fucking friend was right up his ass. Hold my fucking
sight for him. I'm gonna pee. Alright man, I'm gonna pee bro.
Just go ahead, go ahead. Alright, go ahead, go ahead, go ahead, go ahead, go ahead, go
Hello Joe Barthesat, how are you guys doing?
I can't see what you guys are saying
You guys are enjoying the vibes, I know I am
Fastest piss I've ever had
Do you want your hands? Nope
nice bro grown-ass man you're in your own taxi you don't got to be in all over
your fucking hands and smelling it yeah yeah you take it see my own house man
oh on hygienic yeah in public I'm gonna wash my hands bro or if I take a dump
take a piss bro what's getting dirty when you're touching your genitals yeah
What am I fucking rubbing them through area, man? I mean like what's going on?
Seated or standing I've never been a seated piss guy
I know that's a thing that a lot of guys do do you pee do you pee while you sit?
Most of times I'm I'm pissing. I'm probably gonna shit to birth. So like yeah, you know saying most of times like I like
So you will sit, yeah if I'm taking a shit I'm gonna pee, but I won't like, if I'm gonna
take a piss I'm not just gonna sit to pee.
I'm not gonna sit, I kinda like to like when I'm taking a piss.
I'll probably, that's a little bit, give a stretch when you piss.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, we're all scratching my ass.
You ever like, like play with your butt?
What do you mean?
Yeah, like sometimes if I'm laying on my neck I'd be like flexing each butt muscle
No, I mean like gripping like you ever like be laying down and show girl. You just like gripping my own ass
You ever ask her to squeeze your butt?
Head-tap. I'm begging my girl to squeeze my butt. I'm like, girl can you grip it please?
I'm like that's how I'd be, bro. I'd be begging for it, bro. I ain't got a lot of pause. That's you know, no, no pause, I'ma run, I'ma run, you're right.
That's exactly what you're saying.
Yeah, bro, I'd be like oh my god, please please play with it. That's what I'd be like, and then she's
Wait, we could actually come back right now
But I feel like as a man like when you have a partner like if they're not playing with your butt
You just you're just doing it wrong bro. Like why not like why not?
Why are you a lot of the guys that are like super opposed to like oh like they get all like jittery about that shit
I'm like right you just need
Hey, bro, I watched the fresh and feet podcast so I don't my girl goes nowhere near my place
Podcast there's nine people with a mic at the same time all talking and I don't know any of them
Oh my god, they fucking coordinate this shit perfectly man. I swear to god
Mine won't let me
Your boyfriend won't let you grab his ass
Run to it one second
The knife
Get a lot of same here
See I feel like there's a weird I feel like there's a weird imbalance in the world with more women that want to grab their
Boyfriends asses, but less boyfriends that want to have their asses grab
See but there but you see but Joe like okay like no bullshit
Okay, a little bit of bullshit, right, but like no trolls aside
That's why it's so important for men like us to be very talkative about getting our asses played with bro
Too many man have the other shit in your ear, bro, but then one day
Where we're like, yeah, bro, I love getting my butt played with and like, huh, you feel me and like yeah
Yeah
mouse overlapped. No dude, this J will lead us. What if they don't like their butt being
touched? That's totally fine bro. That's definitely fine. Yeah, no, it's like if it's a, okay,
there's a difference between not liking getting your butt touched because you don't like getting
your butt touched and not like getting your butt touched as a man because you think that
it's gay. Feminine and gay. Yes. Right. Yes. Like there's a difference. There's one where
it's like, okay, it's not the femininity aspect. It's just like, oh, I don't want somebody to
I just don't be exact and then there's like one where it's like, oh, no, that's gay
And it's like, okay, bro. It's literally gay. Yeah, it's like no, it's not
Yeah, I got your sex. I got your sex
Fucking dynamic
We got bomb oh we don't got bomb
Great, okay. All right, just you and me. I'm gonna play from cat here. You go long. All right, you make noise. I'm gonna play slow
Don't be getting there until until I'm you know, I'm making fucking noise. Yeah, yeah
Okay, I know you're peaking
That's a mean angle I didn't know you could hold there
He's hiding behind door
You think that picture is actually Ivan
Not for a fucking second and it is Ivan your handsome man, bro
But I don't know anybody that actually has just like a straight profile pictures. They're steam
Are we running one more and then do a tier list
Bro, I'm down where as many as you want bro. I'm here. I'm vibing
But don't start it yet. Don't start it yet
I'm getting one more re-up on cases. What case should I buy?
You know what I'm gonna say, bro the butterfly knife one bro, you know what I'm gonna
I'm gonna that one or the operation wildfire. I'm gonna buy snake bite cases. Oh
That's also a good one. That's awesome. Let's get a good pair for the prince name too. I will snake bite
Oh, I'm thinking of the wrong ones, bro. He's about alone with a pretty shame in it the pressure them in for
What was that?
I'm sure what's that shit called? Do you press my shoes aren't really the best cases though?
I
Think
Alright, I'm buying prisoners it is called well
By the by the broken fame cases bro broken fang
Yeah, they're look they're a little expensive, but like by like ten of them hose
For their eleven dollars a case not that bro. You got that
Okay, then then that's so
Bro, it's fifty eight dollars for five cases
Okay, bro. Let's not worry about the number of my snake bites
No, okay, this is what I'm gonna do this one. I'm gonna do this one. I'm gonna buy 20 snake bites
Five
What's it called? Broken Fangs. How much money do I have left? I gotta be mad.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Hold on. I gotta finish buying them first.
Okay, how much more do I have? I have 108, so I could buy, let me buy Prismatous. Let me
How many can I get 20 prism to use? Oh god wait Jojo, I just bought like $200
Don't worry about that part bro, but we're now we're gonna pull a knife now. I'm gonna pull a knife exactly exactly a knife or gloves
Okay, but I'm not gonna show chat. Please tell me it's okay to show chat
Can you see
Yes, can I show it to Ed?
Yeah.
Look at that.
We pop it out.
All right, Chad, we're here, bro.
It's locked in.
All right.
I'm going to open the broken fangs last.
Okay.
Solid.
Solid.
I'm probably going to start with the snake bites.
I would love a pair of gloves that aren't battle scarred.
There we go.
There we go.
There we go.
Little ugly-ass pink, shitty-ass pink, trade-upable, trade-upable pink, yes sir
We need a decent red
If we pull a knife we gotta take two shots
Dude if I pull a knife, I'll take three shots
I'll do it with you
Honestly bro a pink and a purple, back to back that's fucking solid bro
Okay, but if I pull a knife it can't be like a, like if I pulled like a rust coat, bro
nope nope that was not nope that was not the deal bro okay so if I pull a $60
knife I have to take three shots yeah bro we we locked that in bro we did it
it's not that bad bro how expensive is a rest code survival knife oh my god
another pain look at us bro look at you not us cuz I'm not opening these and I
wish I was but I don't but I'm not I bet this is well purple statrack pink
Hold on, bro. I'll be good right now. You're doing point eight. That's bad. It is
Eat to shit. That's probably worth like two dollars. Can I have it? You want a battle-starred pink?
I'm gonna be able to trade up some crazy shit after this
Nothing
Kind of like that skin though. It's not pretty
There's certain blues that are pretty good
I'm always just like fascinated with how many ugly ass pinks there are like how is that shot gonna pink?
Hey, bro, you know it was different time back then bro. This is a cool. This is a cool skin
I do I really like this one. This one is really nice. I
I'm not the biggest fan of this not gonna lie, but I see what they're going for
What the USB?
No, the M4.
Well, the M4-1, dude, it just looks like some, like, bubble gum glitch pop skin that's in, like, Valorant.
Like, I don't like it. It's just, like, straight, so many colors and just, like, vibrant, like, anime-looking style.
I
Gotta stop opening cases man. This is bad
I it's cuz like I'm at a point now where I'm not really that down
But I'm just like oh that means I should buy way more cases
But the end where you kind of go through spurts like
Like you know, there's gonna be a phase where I don't buy any cases. Yeah. Yeah, and then there's it like like you literally like
I'm cool of that, but then like so I enjoy it bro. You know what I mean? It's just have fun
Okay, ready we're gonna quick open this one and then next one's it next one's a pair of gloves
Yep
Hit the mid I could wait for the gold right here, bro
The snake bites aren't very promising right now
What could I pull out of that this $11 a case that you made me get?
Gloves gloves that are really good, but you can also get the print stream, which is like a w
Did you get the print stream in my factory move? Oh my god
Go three pinks full of iron
That's a sign. He's all
I feel it's right here work redeemed refund that much could we re-pin don't send this right now
yo dark thank you to three wondering if you've seen the super liminal yeah I play that game
Okay, well 26 bites down straight guys what two pinks though two pinks two pinks is not
terrible, bro. It's terrible, but it's still a loss on the board. Let's that track. Oh,
wait, wait, wait, wait, don't be a little bit do do one on back out of this. Okay, do case number three.
No, that's not three. Okay. Yeah, okay, and then do the last key, bro
This is a win this this this is a winning case right here, but I can do it
Pass the pink past a lot of purples. Oh my god. Hey, what I say, bro. What I say, bro. Come on
Yeah, bro. Yeah, bro. You gotta do it the the the instruments while we're on it's field tested
You gotta do what the ball case? What does that mean like open it with my nuts?
Yes
You got to grow
Is a right of passage?
All right, bro
There you go, bro. Well, it hovered. Yeah, you know, and then just like you know I'm saying tapping all your balls, man
Make sure it's skin contact though. It's got to be skin contact then I got an open wait a lot
It's not I'm not skin contacting. I'm open it
That's why I didn't get a good fucking skin. Yeah. Oh
My God, it's just past the red. Yeah, brother. We're flew by that fucking sucks. God damn it, man. I
Already have that red though the boy clean
the next case bro open it up turn around and then like you know I'm saying
listen listen listen there's different sounds don't react I'll let you know what
it is I'm closing it's rolling right now as you hear
It's a blow.
Yes it was.
It makes like a dududun if you got something crazy.
It does bro.
Man bro don't give me fucking, don't give me some shit.
Even a water rat would be actually awesome.
What are the odds of a red?
Same as a, I don't know.
bit better than a knife but a statrack red is rarer than a knife you know that
a statrack red is rarer than a knife yeah like like my god yeah what's weird
though is there certain statracks that aren't much more expensive than the base
red itself is it cuz a statrack red could trade up to a statrack knife no
that was that that's new trading up reds to a knife is new that was not a thing
Yeah, I know but I'm saying like that also increases the value of reds is that they're now usable a lot of people don't like that track knives
why?
Because the numbers on a blade they don't like that
Like a static knife is usually cheaper than a non static knife. I would rather have a static knife
I feel like that'd be so much more you say that but I'm telling you as you put a scratch on the knife
I just walk first yeah, like I don't know but I like in theory this backtrack knife is cooler
But it really it's really not you know, I don't know like but like it's not preference. So you know
Purple it's what this skin right here, man
When like train racks and those guys that are like billionaires do case openings are they opening like prisoner twos or they opening cases that are like
$80 each
Both because if I'm trainwrecks, and I'm a fucking billionaire
I'm not getting the rush of opening a fucking $7 case like
that's not in certain cases, so like
Like if like there's I mean I forget which one but like if you get like a black pearl karambit out of like a case
That's worth like two bucks or something. That's crazy. Yeah, I mean like it's just yeah
Like the odds of that what probably like one in 30,000 or some fucking not shit. Oh, yeah
But like the odds of hitting a fucking hit in the lottery like one in fucking two billion
Yeah, you know the lottery like you hit a mega millions, bro. You're making like a billion dollars
All right, well we've
See wait, oh my god
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa
We're good. We're good. We're good. We're good. We're good. Okay. I'm gonna say they're gonna high-speed. I was not ready for that
No, you would have you would have hated the old system of trade-offs bro, oh, I like that
I I had killed those are getting mad as hell that I was just doing this instead of checking the like
Where I just don't care. Yeah, but like
Bro, yeah, well, I mean, okay, it just depends on how serious you want to take it
I don't I don't really care either so I don't I don't really be check I got I never check to wear but that's definitely like some
try-hard shit I
Think I might be able to get a red
Yeah, maybe it was a bro. I mean inside of the the broken things
Oh
Nine what about purples? Oh, yeah pink
Beautiful another one
Ass that's like the worst pink ever
Who I can
Who wait maybe not
Because I don't want to I don't want to trade up those two. No, I can't
All right, we need two pinks. I need two pinks to be able to trade up from these
These cases
So what do we want from this you said the the print street?
Wow
Look at that shit bro coming out on a sexy bro
Yeah, that is a clean gun that is a clean gun and then just like gloves
Yeah, I mean the USPS isn't terrible if you look at it
$13 down the drain
And set it on fire
Another 13 bucks
Oh look at it like that bro. That's what it is though. That's what it is though
This is like splitting it spinning a slot machine. This is spinning a very expensive slot machine right now
Yes
Don't you have a spin right here, baby?
Five cases. Yes, mcchunky because five of these cases are fucking fifty dollars. That's not bad
That's bad. I like those
They're well worn
A fucking red or a pink from this case, bro. Oh my god
Last case
That's well worn, okay, that's not terrible it's not great
Hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on. Do the trade-ups.
You think I could get a... You think I could... Oh my god, I keep fucking opening the steam market.
Trade-up.
Purple.
Oh, I actually like that.
That you would be... I can't trade that purple. I don't think I have that paint. How many pinks do you have?
I think I'm missing one.
I
Bro, you're with the eagle bro the eagle sick I would get rid of the disco attack I
Grew it. Let's let's dude, but then if I get a bullet Queen, that'll be so lame
You won't get it, bro
Well, what wait? Wait? What do you think it like hubba?
Okay, so you can get like like this
stream
But it's that it's a chance for a print stream
or or or the player too which isn't terrible. Yeah. I know. No, I've. I appreciate. Okay,
so I guess you have a chance for two points straight here. This is the real gamble. Okay,
Okay, okay, okay, is that better than my other is that better than my other off?
The chrome cannon no chrome can anywhere the chrome cannon is definitely worth more and
And maybe cooler, I guess, but like the print stream is still really, really, really fire.
As an $80 skin.
Oh, it's not.
Oh, wait, really?
Wait, how does the crumpkin?
Crumpkin is like 50 bucks.
Oh, oh, then.
Oh, okay.
It is better, I think.
Print streams also like 50 bucks.
Yeah.
Okay, cool.
The back of the print is a better thing than the crumb.
Mm-hmm because that comes from a kill lot. Oh, no, but this also comes from a fever
That's just gonna fire bro, holy shit, we just got a pretty sure you know, all right, you want to run more and then rip
Fucking tierless cheerless. Let's do it. All right. I'm gonna go pest real quick while we're in queue
But I have a bladder of a peanut
Don't worry, bro. I'll keep your check on that one peanut
little bit of goop
hey what's up chad's me jojo man
hey how you doing man what's up man i got uh joe's chat open now
oh he's not gonna he's not gonna accept this isy
cause he's taking a piss
stop it
uh what's up y'all
i'm just kidding guys i don't watch the burn penis
but shout out to him man
what's up what's up y'all fuck you jojo
you alright
ma it's crushes goal
What's up y'all damn, it's fucking a lot of y'all. I mean really should house life. It's good, bro. Just chillin man
Can't really complain, you know, it's 1144 a.m. I'm going to a baseball game next week
Which I'm really excited for it blabbering. All right. Well, someone asked me, okay
So be rude. I'm gay. That's awesome, bro
You sound black. I'm just from Texas, man. Are you black? No, I'm Cuban
Your ass, thank you, bro, I appreciate that man, you know
Gotta keep me humble.
I understand.
You're handsome.
Well, thank you.
Appreciate that.
Joe's on my fellow twink?
No, no, no.
I would be a bear.
I'm a big hairy guy.
I'd be a bear, man.
Hey, my check.
We banned that Russian bot?
Thank you, bro.
I appreciate that.
Y'all, I'm back.
What's up, bro?
I was just talking to you, Chad, man.
Really nice.
What were you saying?
I mean, you know, I was just, I don't know just anything really, I guess.
Somebody's saying, can Cuban Dominican, you're Cuban, right?
Yeah, I'm Cuban.
But how like, how Cuban are you?
Like, have you done an ancestry test?
No, I think it's so fun.
It's the annoying thing is it's like to do like a 23 near an ancestry.com
test or some shit.
It's like, oh, wait, did you re-hearse?
Yeah, you didn't accept it, but it's okay. Yeah. No, I mean, bro. You're taking place. It's not your bed
but
It's like a hundred bucks or a hundred twenty dollars to do a fucking ancestry test
You spit in a tube send it to them. They fucking give you your results back, but it's like cool shit
Yeah, also shows you like you could pay a little bit more and they'll give you like
Fucking help shit like tell you you're more predisposed for I did that in hindsight
I don't know if I would have because it's like makes you worry about shit.
Like I have a higher chance of I have a higher chance of macular degeneration.
So like my eyesight will go and then I also have a higher chance of Alzheimer's,
which is like to me and you already can't eat me worse.
So it's like, I can't eat what?
No, like, like, like you already can't eat red meat, too.
So like on top of all that, oh, shit.
What the fuck?
Like, like, like, like, like, like, like imagine you lose your eyesight
You can't eat a burger like oh my god, you know, that'd be that'd be really tough. I'm sorry
My eyesight in my left eye is bad
Yeah, they're able to my right like it's blurred like noticeably blurrier, but I just don't get eye doctor dude last stop
I think I've ever been in the eye doctor and they don't like when you're kidding you go to the doctor
They'd be testing like your hearing and your vision and shit
Now when I go to a doctor because it's not like a kid doctor anymore. They don't test that shit ever like I go to
Jersey
I mean, that's how you know you're good. That's probably the most new Jerry's thing you've ever said is I've never been good. I got
Yeah, what what is a doctor gonna tell me how good I can see I can see just fine
Okay, well, I don't have dental insurance still
I
Don't buy dental insurance. I don't know why I just never have I've never had it
But I go to I go to a dermatologist get my yearly checkup if you have white colored eyes or blonde hair
You're more likely to get skin cancer, so you should go to a fucking dermatologist get your moles checked out
But oh be be be
That is fuck literally missed every shot um
Sorry, I'll wait I'll wait for you to finish this round. I don't want to be happy
When I went to a doctor when you go to a doctor when you're a kid they check your eyesight they check if you got
Scoliosis they hold your nuts and make you cough to see if you have fucking, you know hurry
Now when I go to a doctor I pull up he talks to me about bullshit for fucking ten minutes
He listens to my heart in my lungs and he goes do smoke and I go yep
And then he goes probably shouldn't do that and I go yep
And then and then I leave and that's and that's the conversation like he doesn't
Not checking my nuts and then like one day. I just randomly go. Oh, I gotta like check
Man, I'm gonna check you got like, you know fucking
Okay, he just fucking tap the shit out of me, I've 30 L cuz he checks that I should have done it
I'm ready to be a game.
Well, I mean, if the doctor randomly starts touching your fucking genitals, right?
You probably report that guy to the police.
Okay, he's not randomly touching my genitals.
He's telling me he's actually...
You're crazy.
You're like, yeah, I'm gonna put him...
He's just...
...holding your balls and he tells you to cough.
That's...
That you never had a doctor hold your nuts and tell you to cough?
And that's like...
Not randomly.
Like usually
Doctors, it's a checkup. Okay. Well, you said the guy readily pulls down my pants starts to stroke it
I'm just saying bro, they're like if you're there to get your nuts touched you're probably there like with them like with the reason
Have your nuts touched bro
Okay, I used to not like that obviously because like others guys
I would rap like you know you gotta check your nuts in the shower you feel lumpy you're like is that a vane or is that a fucking tumor?
I don't know. Yeah, I feel my balls very often you feel your balls
I feel after my balls every thing in the shower you ever take a health class and tell you that in like fucking middle school
No, I was just about to say
Whoa, whoa, whoa, buddy, buddy. I'm saying that I'm always touching my nuts all the time
Oh
Yeah, I feel like as a man you should always have a like one hand on your balls like you don't need
Not check
Yeah, bro. I gotta play one of my balls right now while I'm walking. I don't even
Oh strange
I didn't need to tell me you were holding your balls
I bro my right now hands on balls. Oh my god. Okay. Okay. Okay. I'll
Okay, this is gonna be
TMI rows, but it's a relatable thing. I think for all guys
You ever you ever go and like, you know workout or you start sweating and shit
Like a whole day, and it's like oh you're about to take a shower, bro
the crease between your nuts and your thighs is
like
actually foul
like
No, my shit smells kind of good bro after you workout, bro
It's like that moist that died. No, you know, no my chat's saying yes, they know what I'm talking about, bro
You I you just don't understand what I'm saying
You're saying bro baby powder. I'm not bad. I go work out and fuck about baby powder on my nuts
See, but like like I mean like I have a like I have a nice natural stench. Oh
Oh
You have a nice okay, dude having a natural musk in BO is different
My fucking balls after I work out bruh no Jojo if you if you worked out and
And afterwards you were to wipe your hand between you're not sacking your balls
Fucking gross it would be gross like it's
Never experienced that bro. My balls smell pretty good most of the time of my life, bro even after a workout
You know Joe next time I fucking work out bro, so probably later today or tomorrow
Holy shit, I gotta talk about this
God damn
Please don't cherish y'all sense. I think my bio smells like pasta. I'm not gonna lie
I'm back. Um
Yeah, no, I mean look bro. I didn't day bro next time I work out or get really sweaty
Fucking why fucking do that shit? I'll I'll I'll send you a voice. No, but yeah, bro
You're right or nah, bro. I just smells nice cuz come on memory. I've never been like you oh god, you know me
Ah, it's because you're Italian.
I don't think it's because I'm Italian, though.
My B.O. smells like pizza or fucking pasta.
It smells like marinara sauce, like some shit
you get on Calamari.
Like that type of marinara.
I'm not like pasta marinara.
Yeah, I'm not peeking that shit.
Yeah, good shit team.
I said it's fun training you and then you talk to me. I'm just
I appreciate that brother. I'm sure about you too
Wait, yeah, I thought you sounded like it
I'm here too, man
Yo, what's your user in chat, bro? I'll ban you. No, I'm already off this tree, bro
Bro's already banned
I
Thank you, bro
Okay
Second place
Okay, you know that you know what once upon a time
You know
I'm trying to get him on the coast.
There's four chat window, I'll get my flowers.
Classic man.
Can't see anything there.
Nice snade.
Yeah, well, I didn't think it would get a bounce off a wall there.
You know, Frankie really be using the gun on the left side, bro, that's crazy.
I'm left-handed, bro.
That's the devil's hand.
handles hand. That's what my grandma said. I used to be left-handed. I'm
Offing mid quick inspect
He's not even there for 20 yo somebody
Yeah, two teammates I'm out there fucking grandma sold them
I'm just jealous. I never had a grandma
Oh my god, can I jump? Thank you. There was one mid. I think he might have went cat.
Hello, new chatters. How are you?
Michael, I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm warmed up right now, but I'm feeling good.
Oh, my God, I literally clicked.
You know, the fucking Razor Death Atter input is slow.
That's kind of crazy.
How's the chest?
He got more fucking place.
It was it was awful.
I got checkmated 70 times.
It's not bad, though.
Yeah, I didn't get top half.
I made it to finals.
They're not finals, they're my finals.
I like, I like, I'm not really good at it, but I kind of
play like shit.
Chastis so fucking hard.
I can't wait.
Yeah, buddy, you see the clip of PDM?
I'm in call with him, in burn his zoom call,
and he didn't mute.
And, uh-
Oh, I did see that.
Whoa, what, what happened?
He didn't mute, and the commentator,
Bro, I'm talking to Gotham Chess in a different call.
I don't know how to deaf him.
PDF's just talking to his chat on muted for like five minutes.
And so I'm just listening to him talk.
And then the commentator comes on and he's like,
oh, the game's gonna start in like a minute or two.
And he's like, bro, shut the fuck up.
I'm telling a story.
And he thought that he was muted.
And then the commentator heard.
And then it was just like mad awkward.
Wait, it was awkward after that?
It wasn't like, oh my God.
I was like bro that commentator probably felt so bad
I'm mad jumping into there
Hey, hey long
You sure they smoked it fired it, but I don't
Yeah, it's a good round. It's a good round.
It's like they're doing pretty bad for being on the T side.
That's the gun from Fortnite.
That's the gun from real life.
Walking up mid with a P90 aura.
Mawg.
Easy mom
Hello cheese boy
Quick and back on the old knife they're planting beef don't worry buddy. I'll be rapping be in a minute here
And it doesn't matter
I
Ow
What what what what happened?
He attacked me, but I stabbed him first
It was someone said Phantom Pain
Wow
Wow, you got me to the MP7 I
Got him in
It's thank you for the sub guppy a sense. Yeah, I know of the sub party and DM think of it sub BJ
I think of it a three it's up a point because
DC mod a job what ace and you're for the sub dark thing over the three
Pay a neck thing of the sub thinking for you for the sub pain of a thing of the five gifts
It's mr. Meeseeks. Thank you for the dead gift. It's gosh. Thank you for the sub track there for the three
Tell you trade for the sub on Disney just think of it a three rex at CX. Thank you for the sub MK and Dylan for the subs
They give it a three
Okay, I'm back. Sorry. Oh
My god, you fucking watch wow. Yes, sir. Yeah, you're 19 and seven. I didn't even beat that
Yeah, I'm warmed up man. Oh my god. It's a good pop it off
Yes, sir
I'm feeling fucking good. What are we stopping? Oh, we're playing CS for the next nine hours straight chat. Sorry
Okay, I mean, yeah, I would love to do to your list
I do want to reach one old town now so I can play fucking with you here, fine.
Oh, uh, upper high.
I think I'm gonna take it.
Follow me.
Oh, nice jogging.
Oh.
Throwing smoke.
Did you guys want to see us?
Yes, sir.
You know, I love this game, chat.
Like, I hope Jogget's into it.
Yes, sir, you know, I love this game chat
Like I hope Joe gets into it that way I can like I can have a reason to play this and you guys actually watch
She's using my chest like oh, yes, but then I play with you like oh
I think it's way more fun to watch like a shooter game when you're in a duo versus solo stacking I
Mean that's fair, but like
They they just beyond it
You know what I mean? That's all it is, man. I didn't do that.
Yeeeeeee, I'm buying...
I'm gonna buy a 10.
Level 10 for Premiere.
Yeah, level 10 for Premiere and you'd think, oh, level 10 in a video game would only take, like, what, maybe like, you know, three hours?
Oh, hell no.
I can smoke up.
Blending a game in CS gives you, like, a fucking force of a level.
Kind of like it though, bro. You gotta like actually, you know, you can just jump it up in here right away
How was that I'm not dead I shot him like five times
dude if I if I got a fucking MVP song it would be that one right there is that
yours now mine's the Halo master chief
every time that I like clutch around and then then I hear like the Halo theme
song I feel like I literally feel like fucking master chief bro I feel like
the boat I am running B with a P90 I'm so dirty
That's a cool boat. Thank you, bro. Yeah, bro. Squeaks hilarious. I love squeaks
I I probably watch weeks more than any other screen
Yeah, me too. I love squeaks. I got watches you try to get me for so long
What a shot what a shot on that guy
I
Can you met oh fuck and he buys a revolver
Comes the site that way. Oh, no, they're actually gonna
They got lucky your job your job. I'm gonna sign your steam profile, bro. They're cool. Yeah, sure
Yo, can you talk my steam profile?
I was I was off stream and I was in this one I was in this one CS match and this guy recognized me
And he would not stop asking me to buy him a skin it was unreal
He's like please just buy me a skin. I know you're good. I won't let me
Mac 10 vibe
Good
You know today not a flash five a two cent blow
What's the cheapest skin there has to be a skin that's like a pen
Ow
What the fuck is North doing in mid?
Are you gonna tase someone?
Oh, he's not in mid.
They're going cat yellow.
Maybe long.
One long.
You have to sell skin for three cents because steam takes a cut is that true?
I know steam takes a cut, but I don't know what cuz they can't take a cut of a penny
Yeah
Brother who the fuck is actually selling a penny or a blue for a penny?
Like a lot of people
How much how much would it cost to?
trade up to a knife if you only bought like
You just buy wow I immediately died
There's one in the smoke.
Uh, can't walk, can't walk, let's get it.
Back.
So when are we getting naked, what?
I got him even yeah, that's like a miracle
Oh cringe yo, bro, that was weird. That was weird. That was weird. That was super cringe,
bro
I'm not yelling at a kid I'm yelling at a bitch ass kid.
There he goes, I'm off.
Yeah, what the fuck?
Joe, is this because I don't know who you are?
You said what bro?
You heard me.
I didn't hear you.
Joe Bart would shoot his best.
You said what?
I said is this because you don't know who I am?
I said that because I don't know who you are
I'm nervous. I said that backwards
Wait, you said I don't know who you are. What do you mean? No, he misspoke because he
No, bro, it's not because you know I am bro, that's fine, man. I'm just talking shit, bro
Don't take it too personal man. All right, relax
I'm gonna do some things. Oh, you said it again, but you said it again
You can't serve three times you got it, you know
I
Yo band fly
Jacks for the sub jesson and Jamie for the sub Zen it's a guppy thing if the job art is silver one
Okay
They are being mad weird they're like lazing me but being a deck to you it's fucking creepy
Yeah
Yeah, you're not the center
Hey, bro, but you're still orbiting me, bro. Yeah, don't talk to me bro. You can't don't talk shit
Oh my god, that was so bad
Bombs on cat
I'm gonna hit that two shots at the same time
of course bro
I gotta say fellas, someone can buy me a gun
are you in the charity match?
I'm not really, I don't know any of the side men
Dude, I feel like I'd perform in the charity match
I'd probably just fucking check the shit out of somebody and get red carded
Yeah, I'm gonna be good. I'm just spreading this shit. I'm sorry doing still fighting by the way
Yeah, I don't know why I kind of walked out there alone
Big save round there
Dude, I would love if they did a creator football match, but American football not
And not some flag football shit
like some real ass YouTubers
versus Twitch streamers football
man you don't like soccer
I used to play soccer when I was
younger I was left wing left
wing left mid
Oh my god
It would just be so fun dude imagine
if you had like a whole fucking
team you have like ran like you
have actual positions you have
You have some you have a youtuber on tight end fucking corner back shit like that
That's what maul me in in Madden not in actual football
Actually see gets blunt force drama. I don't know if you would do it
Do you think there's a world where there would be an actual American football creator match?
Yeah, would that not be awesome?
Yeah, I mean it could be if that's who see play next it you would get
Creams dude fast it would be he would act I think you would walk out with like a free broken lens I
I
Don't know what I don't know what fucking position you would play
He plays for this, how do I fucking get rid of the radio man?
Shit
Shot me through the door
I think so.
Okay, one of them.
One of them.
Okay, so it would go crazy dude.
Okay, so online would be nuts.
I wonder who would be the QB though.
Who'd be a good creator QB?
Not me.
I'd be horrible.
If I know no if I was in like a creator football game, I would rather be like
Wide receiver running back tight end
Offense something like that defense
Maybe like a quarterback safety
Yeah, I say I say we just full rush something with Mac 10s and then we go next round
You guys want to do
the doors and let me just hold W. Okay, let's do it. First person, just watch the cars.
Alright. Just walk that shit! Sprint it! Nice. How do you get up there? Is it not possible?
my god
matchpoint? do we save the match?
or do we buy?
uh
i mean i would buy
you ever done army's fuck next round?
no
I'm pushing out with you guys, fuck it.
Come on up there.
Anybody got a smoke or something?
Where the fuck are they?
I
Was on b-side one was made bro. No, I'm not there like CT
You see right here, but
I
Slash on site
I was actually fucking nuts 31 and 15.
Geez.
Warm up, man.
It's like, bro, that was so fun.
Like, one more could be cool.
No, yeah, yeah, no.
Cheerleaders is cool.
Cheerleaders is cool.
Got to end it high.
End on a good nap.
Do you want to do the alcohol tier list first?
No.
What do you want to do?
Another one.
I have a few.
Do you want me to rattle some off?
Yeah.
Hold up.
I don't even know if there is an alcohol, one hard alcohol,
all hard alcohol.
They do have it.
I mean, OK, I still feel like we should do that together,
bro, in person.
Right, you could just do it again in person actually,
though.
You could just do a rough rating.
Okay, that's true. That's true. That's true. That's true. And you would do more like a more real one like we haven't met yet, bro
In person we gotta meet
We gotta fucking hang out bro, and I still share my screen
music
Yes, okay here. Can I show a chat?
Yeah, this is like the first like if we did one IRL we would do one. That's like more than this
You know like maybe actual types of tequila to and vodka versus like cuz you know with
It's kind of hard to rate just like
Vodka, I know vodka is kind of all the same
It's kind of hard to just rate like tequila when there's tequila is better actually like fucking disgusting
Pretty good YouTube intro with me. Oh
Yeah, sure. You want to do like you'll eat all little YouTube intro. Yeah, you ready?
Yeah, do you want me to do it or you want to do it?
I mean, we both do what if you want to be able to do it, it's like, take turns, I'll go first.
Yeah, you go.
I bet.
Yo, what's up?
I'm doing tier list with Joe Bart.
All right, go ahead, bro.
That was very short.
That was a very short end shot.
Yeah.
Yo!
Yo, Joe Bart, YouTube.
Yo, YouTube frogs.
We're going to be doing tier lists with Joe Joe the mofo today.
We got a variety of ones.
We're going to be doing kind of yapping about random things and seeing if we agree or disagree
on certain aspects of a tier list.
Let's lock in first one.
Oh, sir.
Alcohol.
Alcohol.
Our favorite thing.
Our favorite pastime.
Do we want to add an F tier or any of these F tier?
Can we look?
No.
Uh, no.
I feel like F tier is pretty, pretty hard.
It would be a try.
I haven't had yet.
I have a, uh, uh, a, uh, a,
I haven't had to add it.
Well, how many you had on that brandy?
We've had brandy.
You've had brandy.
You just didn't know you didn't have like, bro.
Have you ever had it?
I'm pretty sure.
Have you ever had like E and J?
No, you never have like, isn't E and J a brandy chat?
Brandy's just like a cheap whiskey.
You've had brandy.
You just, okay.
I probably had brandy.
Yeah.
Okay.
Well, I don't know how to rate it though.
Cause it's like, I don't know.
Oh, there's no cognac on this list.
Look for a different one. Hey, look he bruhs. Let's kind of sucks, bro
I okay. Well, I was just fucking me. It's all right. What should I look up like like liquor hard alcohol?
Yeah, sure
But we're hard alcohol
But like there's no names like what the fuck is this?
Wait, you bro. You should look up like brands like blue like alcohol brands like what?
Like just type in alcohol brands
Joe Bartoloz. Yeah, you're so for yourself, bro
But like what this is like alcohol brands
Alcohol brand
Blurps alcohol what is blurbs?
Slavic alcohol types
That's this is dead. Well, no, but see that's like malibu like like I feel like you do
This is grog
That's Grog. I've never even seen that before
I've never had right there. Pretty good. Pretty good college party alcohol. Oh
We can do this like a shitty alcohol to your list
What we go to college that
Stockton
Stockton yeah, but I mean like California. No, that's just the name of the college. Oh
Well, what where is it?
New Jersey. Oh, okay. Sorry, I don't know one stockton. I know two stockings. That's cool
Stockton University
Nice, bro. Were you like a big party guy in college? You probably were you know, I mean, I went to frat parties
I never went to frat parties at my college though
It's a frat parties at other colleges because the frats at Stockton were kicked off campus years prior
We should do a different
I gotta find other shit I gotta find other shit. I'm gonna look up other stuff. Let me shaft some up
Let me shaft some stuff. I mean, I mean like are those speaking to you not really speaking to me. Are they?
You know, you know, you know, it could be good.
Hold on.
What's up, God, can you bro?
What's up?
Weed.
Like, what would I, like weed smoking types?
Weed, weed intake methods.
Weed intake methods.
What would I look up for that?
Like, how would I, how would I phrase that?
somebody's definitely made that shit like stoner I don't know stoner stoner top ten
stoner movies no it's gonna be all stoner stoner movie shit ways to use weed ways to
eat pumpkin why is there a tier list of that bro because there's a lot of ways to eat pumpkin
bro. Ways to get high. That might show like crack. Yes, look crazy. I'm gonna just look
up marijuana. I feel like I do love a good sangria, Ted. I am. I am a sangria bitch.
This is true. Do you like sangria, Joe? What is sangria again? Sangria is like a wine.
Yeah, but a fruity wine, right?
Yeah, fruity wine.
I don't know if I've had sangria very much.
The most thing I ever had me and my dad in my pops was it was
fourth of July.
We had a gallon of sangria, bro.
Oh my God, like that glass, like the glass gallon.
No, like a gallon.
No, but I'm saying was it glass or was it like plastic?
Yeah, I think it was glass.
We had a good I see those at I see those at the liquor store and I'm like damn, dude. I bet like I always wonder like
What's the area you're in where you buy one of those any scenario, bro?
I brought I used to go through a count of things lately in my heyday a guy on a sangria week, bro. Is that crazy?
That's not that crazy. I mean, it's wine. So it's not that wild
exactly
Yeah, that's my shit, bro. I love sangria, bro
I'm gonna look up like out dude. There's got to be like an alcohol
like brand no is there not I have one for okay I have a few are you ready
was it sir I'm ready you're not kind of like here bro we can just do okay you're
gonna wait types of alcohol is this one yeah okay but this is better this is
This is better. This is better. This has sangria.
Okay. I'm sharing my screen. I have a few, I have a few options of tier lists here. Okay. Hold on.
Bang. There we go. Okay. Number one is this. Okay. This is more stuff has me, Le Cure, Urmal Le Corp. Yeah. See, I like this. This is a good list.
We weed intake methods
Okay, oh types of ice
X
Okay, and then and then every call of duty
Mmm, you didn't okay, you didn't like the call do I did I did I did I'm thinking I'm thinking we could do
Wait, I got a maid Becca made a streamer. It's your list. I actually asked her no fucking way. She actually made this
Okay, it's not a streamer, but yeah, you are in it. This is like a streamer blunt
rotation. Oh my gosh, that's a streamer blood rotation. It's not every streamer, obviously,
but it's a lot of them. Great. Wait, streamer blunt rotation. Yeah, like, who would you
not want to smoke with versus put put put put always throw up a quick put XQC. I'd rather
I don't think XQC is an I'd rather die. I feel like XQC in my mind is they're all right, like I don't think he would be bad to smoke with.
Can we just say ruin the vibe then? Like somewhere in the middle?
Maybe. I don't know if he would, I don't think he would ruin the vibe. I think XQC is so far.
You really don't think XQC would ruin the vibe if we were all smoking, chilling, bro?
I don't think he would ruin the vibe. No, I know he's acts like in an ideal blunt rotation. No, but I don't like
Okay, I've smoked weed with really annoying people before and I don't think he would be really annoying
Like I think he would just not talk very much
You've talked to him more than me. So
I think he does not like
But I would still say I'll keep him here. I'd keep him here. Okay, obviously me
Yeah, I was like he wasn't having cuz it it'd be a great fucking time break
Kai's and that
Hmm
You think
Okay, okay, okay, okay, I can actually next you mean the same category breath you
Are bro, did you ever see the clip of like Kai hit a cart and then he like fucking like
Dude, he hit a cart on stream and coughed for like five minutes
And then like fell asleep asleep in his chair and they fucking tent band and for like greening all I do
Like he would tweak like he I feel like you can't smoke that much
Okay, so you know what I I don't know like where are you putting queso um?
I mean catch was a big dude and I thought you got to have one big motherfucker around you when you smoke because they
I feel like he just be like real giggly, you know, I don't think he would be like I feel like he would be
I don't know if he smokes weed, but I feel like he would either be like my dream or heaven like bro
Like bro me me in case I was smoking bro two big dudes. Oh, man. We're eating good that night, bro
You know what I mean? Like you think he's in heaven here. Yeah, okay?
I think you're looking at like the whole experience of it
I'm looking at like we're in a round circle standing in a parking lot. Just smoking a fuck
Bro, are we smoking crack bro? Are we smoking crack?
Okay, yeah, we're on beanbags
Talking yeah, yeah, yeah, this is like yeah, but we're in the fucking parking lot belts on our arms like holy shit
Any scenario, I think you'd be better
All right, I'm still fine with in there juicy
I'll be real. I smoked with Zushi once in San Diego and he hit a joint with me one time.
I think if he was in a blunt rotation, he would be not bad, but I don't think he would
be like into it, you know what I mean? Yeah. So I would say he's all right. But see the
thing with case is like case it could be the same way. Like I could see a world where like
case was never done weed before and he just like freaks out and like strips naked and
like runs across like an open field or some shit. I just, I mean, I mean, do you know
okay, so ask me to be smart weed. I, I, well, I've never spoken to case. Oh, personally,
Okay, but he knows why I am I know who he is now this okay, so definitely smoked weed bro
You can tell this is co-shard crests my IRL friend slash streamer. He's streamed with them
I've smoked. This is all your take bro. Yeah, I've smoked with him a lot like a million times. So fuck. Yeah, bro
I mean, I really would let's roll it
He looks like a guy that I want to smoke we would
I
Don't know you would that guy for sure why guys a mustache is yeah, bro smoke we would those guys are pretty cool
Pretty cool guys I show speed I
Don't know I feel like he would start doing backflips and start freaking me out
But I don't know bro probably like really annoying. Oh, I ruin the vibe really annoying you think I
Don't I feel like a very energetic guy and you need something more chill
But like I don't know how weed would affect speed
Bro, if we smoking he starts barking. Yeah, bro
Like that's a stream persona like if we're not like we're not like this is like we're not smoking live
Like we're just like having really just but it means is like bro. We can only go off what we know, bro
I don't know that guy personally. I can only go off. There's no way his ass is fucking barking and shit
How do you know that bro? What is bro? What if we pass in a blood? He goes that was nice
Like come on bro, that's not gonna kill your vibe a little all right, so where are you putting them?
Really annoying I would put them in there. All right. Can we put them in ruin the vibe?
Well, I just don't feel comfortable having ex-QC that high he would start talking about like I don't even know bro like some
Would be interesting to listen to hi like I would put ex-QC in there all right
Okay, you know, I'm gonna move move move as you see up then. No, you don't want X you see up. I'm gonna keep him here
Okay, good. This guy. Yeah, yeah, this looks like the doom squad
If I had to be in a circle with these three
Move
We can move speed up one brother. That's fine. That's fine. That's fine. That's fine. Wait, he would a hundred percent be more chill
Yeah, I'd rather die bro, I'd rather die than us
We're gonna be smoking fucking marijuana with Joe Bonnellosie and and and you can't leave till you fucking die
That's who's gonna say bro
That or it would just be like uncanny bro because he would just be like mad normal and that would freak
I feel like how he acted I would freak out. I don't I don't ever want to talk to mr.
Beast about anything like I don't know I never want to know anything at all about this guy ever so
the boat has sisters who like that as I have no who this is uh chest streamers
I mean I've met them I feel like they're mad normal like
I don't think they would be in like heaven, but I feel like it'd be I think we got it
Can we change some of the some of the
Right to like it's a vibe or some shit
Yeah, like it's like it's like we're going it's a dream
Like they're all right. Yeah, so wait so you think heaven's good now. No, no, I think heaven should be like
Like dream blunt rotation. Yeah, that makes sense
Like heaven makes it sound like we're about a so what's between it's a vibe and dream blood
Maybe
Okay, yeah top tier school top tier school top tier school
Maybe maybe like not ideal like this is just not ideal
No, no say say say mid vibe mid vibe mid vibe, so this is like C tier
Yeah
And then say say like really annoying could be like I
Don't think we need a hell on earth here. I feel like we could just like delete that. Yeah, that's fine really annoying could be like
Tweakers you know, I'm saying like who we think would be like a tweaker
Yeah, no, no, no, no, no, that's fine. No, no, no, no, I'd rather die is fine that can stay
actually we can make a mr. Beast here move him down
Yeah, there you go mr. Beast you can just stay over there, but I don't want to be the list I
Okay, yeah, I don't think mr. Beast would be too bad in a in like a blunt rotation
I could just imagine like when I think of like
What rotation I'm thinking of just straight vibes mr. Beast in a joint like like in a joint fucking block rotation might be
You know tolerable, but if I was like tripping on trims or some shit and mr. Bees was in the room
I actually think I started having a panic attack like I think I think that
Really bad
Like I just can't imagine mr. Bees having like what does a normal combo with him look like you mean like I've talked to mr
Bees I've had a regular combo with him, but they're still about like work shit. So that's what I'm saying like bro
Yeah, I don't know about our balls while playing CS
That's what I'm saying like my balls in him. His whole life is like social media and YouTube. It's like I don't know his interests
I know he likes anime, but
Like it's like what would we talk about like this would be a fun combo
Like I feel like case it would be start ran about some random shit. We don't just be talking
Even here it would just still be like a normal like
Vibe and then here's where it's like if I'm really high
It might be kind of like harder to understand acts if he's talking really quick. Yeah, if I'm fucking fried
I'm out like I really might learn French that night here. It's you see speak bro. I did this
Jinxie
I'm not gonna lie bro. I think I think you see is it's time to your bro. I
I
Think Jinxie wants to smoke lead with me one day. I
Think there's I think there's a tipping point with Jinxie. I
I think Jinxie on stream smoking would be a bit of a tweaker and
Oh, you know, we should we should I'm a bit. I
Was gonna say I think on stream. He'd be a bit of a tweaker. I think off stream. He would be like pretty chill
I think if he got too high he kind of freak out, but that'd be really funny. So yeah, top tier
Bro, you know, we should do well here the content idea for you, bro
We should like invite
Dinksy and then everyone else that makes it into dream blood rotation or never and then do a scan line lobby where everybody's fucking fried
Yeah, everybody walk in but see like there's zero chance case. I bet's hi on stream. I mean we can ask
Stream you think you gonna be like alright. Yeah, I'll fucking get
Joe we can just ask I'm just saying okay, okay
Fair fair fair fair
It would be fun. Yeah, you can even pull like like some of the people because I'm right. That's what I'm saying
Okay, it could be cool. Deadzy. I'm over dead. He's kind of funny, bro
I love dead. He and I think his lap is hilarious. I think he's funny shit. I think dead. He's probably in the dream
Yeah, I put him up there. He's funny shit. Oh
Dan TDN I
I don't know. I don't know. Yeah.
I don't know who that is. I don't.
Okay, bro. Dan TDM. I'm okay.
No, I think he's going like midvine.
Dan T. Okay, my chat is not happy that I just I saw
hovered him and I'd rather die. Yeah.
My childhood. He made my childhood.
Exactly. Exactly.
Jack, you're going to smoke a joint with a guy that you
eight years old and that's gonna be a mad weird vibe bro. I'm spoken to be like yo I loved when
you when you talk to that villager that you named that one episode. It would just be so awkward.
Like I mean either way. Yeah I just don't know who this is so uh we'll keep them
med. We'll keep them med by. I don't know who this is. I don't know. Do you know who that is?
No we we we should have a I don't know list just in case because like I don't know.
Mr. Bees can stay yes, and that's a solid it's a solid list
Yeah
Who are these people? Aiden Ross
I disagree with Aiden Ross on a on a majority of serious topics, but I think in a blunt rotation he wouldn't be very bad
I
Offsets good in Ross on a lot of things
But he probably got some good weed, so you know a break and probably like chill beanbags good music
It would be good weed good weed and we smoking in his house, bro. So I you know saying house is cool
Yeah, you know, maybe me
Me maybe be cool. Maybe top tier
No, no, it's a vibe is fine. It's a vibe. I think it's a vibe sketch
I'm putting sketch
I'm putting mm-hmm. I
I guess he's a talker. He's a talker when he gets high. He's a talker, but I think skat. Well, that's part of the fun
Exactly. That's why I think I put him top tier personally. I think he would also be top tier with junk. Oh, I
I recognize this guy's face, but I don't know who the courage JD that is
Not courage JD. That looks just like bro. Yo, what is this image of handsome fella?
You know, he will he look creepy. He's like like like like a Randall for monsters. Why does he look wet in that? Oh?
This is a bye
I
Not sure who that is I can't really rank him
I know who he is but I want to put him in I don't know because I don't I don't know anything about his personality
Okay, handsome fella. Okay. I feel like for this other needs to be short story time
Okay, go ahead bro in twitch con
there I bought this weed spray in San Diego and
I
There was one night where me and Brooke used the weed spray we went and got sushi
I used to sprays and it was like five milligrams to spray and I was like I eat 10 milligram edibles all the time
It'll be chill and I had like a few drinks in me and we go back to the hotel and
She's getting ready and I'm laying on the bed and I just start like
Morphing into the bed like I go. Oh, no
And I'm so high that like it gets to a point where we're supposed to go to this like chief key for that after
And so we're like we need to go to dinner and as we're walking there
We're like passing San Diego is like very weird as a city
We're like half of the streets are well lit and there's nobody there and the other half are pitch black with like tents and homeless people
And so we're kind of navigating through and we pass this one guy
And it's this homeless man in a wheelchair and he's dragging himself by his feet
And he's covered in dirt and his hair sticking straight up like he got struck by lightning and he starts he starts going
As we pass it I'm I'm so high and
It's like I'm like almost having a panic attack
I'm I'm reaching that level and we finally get to the place and it was like a horrible a horrible vibe because I was super
High and I was eating raw fish and it was just not fun. Anyways, but the next day
We're supposed to go to this Minecraft event and handsome's like, oh, I could do a spray and I'm like, you know
be careful yesterday I did too and it was horrible and so he does two sprays after hearing me say that
and it shows up to the event covered in sweat and he's like I don't know what's happening
because I can't stop sweating and he's like I'm drenched in sweat I can't stop sweating and it's
like to the point where like his entire shirt's like so he's different color it's the funniest
whatever he acts acts completely normal, but she's just sweating
So I think you would be chill, but like it's also hilarious like knowing that that's how he got
I'm gonna share chat by the way. Just thanks to everyone saying but also
Yeah, I mean bro handsome's funny as shit
I thought you'd that be top here or even dream blood like I like I play handsome is like will be really fun to smoke with
Should we limit should we limit dream blood to a specific amount of people I
Think it shouldn't go above eight people
We'll potentially have to kick people out
Okay, drop case. Oh cuz we know if he smokes drop case or move up Jinx. I feel like yeah
Yeah, I like that I like that actually bro drop Daisy move up handsome. I
Don't really want to drop veggie. I like
Okay, Tifu Turner
Rather die what yeah, why I
Don't know I would put Turner and light top tier
Oh, no, that's like he's I just like me and him wouldn't really vibe
me
He's like a real white guy
What's wrong with you, man, what do you mean?
What do you mean he's a real white guy?
What does that even mean?
You're a real white guy.
Okay, bro.
But he's like a real white guy.
Like he goes fishing and fucking, okay, but like, I, that, okay, yes, you go fishing,
bro.
But I'm saying like, you know what I mean about Turner, bro?
like a Florida head that like loves fishing and surfing.
That's like the, the whitest white guy thing ever.
Look, all I know is bro, I feel like it could be literally
just racist.
I'm white.
Hey, well.
Yes.
I'm not saying this by the way, but also my reasoning is like,
you ever just hear somebody talking to just piss you off?
You think Turner pisses you off?
I mean, he doesn't pitch me up, but like, when I hear him talk, I'm like, yeah, yeah, whatever.
And I move on. You know what I mean?
So you're putting him in, I'd rather die.
Okay, well, I don't think he'd be a tweaker.
So yeah.
You know, if a tweaker is like, okay, should we rename tweaker?
Yeah, yeah, rename tweaker.
Because it's like tweakers just below mid-vibe, but like, I don't think you would tweak.
You're just saying you'd be.
How about, how about, how about, how about bad vibes?
No, no.
that vibe is like, I'm good.
I'm good off.
Like, I'd rather not.
You think he's there?
Right.
I would put him in the mid-vibes.
OK, OK, OK.
Put him in the mid-vibes.
No, we'll put him at the bottom of mid-vibes.
OK.
So we'll actually rearrange it, too,
where it's like, top is best to worst.
Can we please put SQC in it?
rather not. Okay, thank you. That's all I want. God, I just can't, I can't have Tyson
out above above Tepo. Okay, I'm not gonna lie, bro. I really do think ninja would be
top tier, bro. I'm not gonna lie. I also think ninja would be really chill. This might sound
like glaze, but ninja might be one of the funniest people I've ever met, bro. But you
He's like not he's not like quitting streaming fully, but he's like not streaming for a while
He was like I'm off arc and fucking marathon and shit
That sucks, yo
Hilarious I hate the pause I need to pee again
Okay, good. All right, bro. We'll be like 30 seconds. Yep. Yeah
9 on
Little for the subs I'm thinking of the three just agree with the club if you have to you know, they can subject
I'm walking up the five
But I'm a grown-ass man. I can hold it a little
That's I'm dying doing it
entertain us
No
I don't know how bro, sorry
Jojo twerk now
Move Georgia to mid what the hell no I'm cool shit. I'm hot right now. I'm a fucking vibe one
Don't don't make us giggle. I'm fucking trying bro. I don't know how back
Okay, thank you Jesus, man. They're over there. They come giggling shit. I don't know how
Hi, snap. Oh, wait, no, no, I snap. Jesus. Shroud.
What the fuck am I saying?
Uh, yo, okay. So before I say what I'm about to say, I love shroud.
I've met shroud.
He's a funny ass dude, bro. He really is. He is cool.
He is cool. Um.
But I would definitely rather die, bro.
Yeah. Oh, I don't know about I'd rather.
I wouldn't rather.
I'd rather die is a very bad tier.
bro I love I love shroud we I love down to I think you'd be a horrible guy to
smoke with I think it would be yeah that's what I'm saying I mean like boring
like the like I don't know I just I would be cheese to be honest we're not
actually gonna die bro is like a figure of speech you know it's like my thing
is like I love shroud he's a fucking cool ass dude bro his wife is so nice as
Well, I'm not smoking weed with shroud bro. I'm not doing it. Oh, shit
Just get this out of the way
Why are we putting those on the last time?
Right. What the hell? I don't know who this is
Anybody else
That guy right next to her that's not Maya
Is jins who who's a guy next to schlett
We're flat is that flat next to center
That's
Who steak all right all right steak when we get to okay, okay?
Yeah, I've never I yeah my bad steak. I'm sorry steak my bad, bro
You don't know me either bro. So my bed pokey main
You know, I think it'd be I think it'd be
You know not bad not bad not like I mean the best thing ever, but I think it'd be a vibe
I don't think it'd be bad. Yeah, it's fine. She seems pretty
Okay, oh
Son also, this is the same. Why do we have two images of isn't that also just double George? Oh
That's staff nap oh gosh
Yeah, I feel like Becca, Becca, we need to work on the tier lists here. Thank you for making this, but
You give me some better picks in here
What I mean the streamers were but we're just picking the top 50 streamers by by listings on Twitter of all time
I did it on purpose
You know like where's Katie be vanilla mace, you know, those are like
I mean, I think of it's a vibe
If we're saying that then we should put in mid-bibes. It's just like it's it just be alright
mid-bibes, you know, where's cool
Mid-mid-mid don't mean bad. You know, yeah, yeah, I don't know who that woman is right there. I have no idea
Who is this chat? I
Don't think that's Maya. It's Anita. I don't we Anita's
I've been in like a rivals event with myth. I've watched myth. I like watching myth. I think he's fun. Yeah. Yeah
I've talked to miss. He's a cool as do bro. I would probably put him in in it's a vibe. Hi it's a vibe or well. I
I would put him definitely hired and speed
There you go, yeah, Tim the tat in
Timmy boy a little aged out of our generation
It'd be like smoking
Smoking with an uncle right it's like smoking with your pops like what do you have really to talk about me like uh-huh?
Uh huh. Uh huh. He's in a different stage of life. Uh
bro, bro, Loki, we should add a list called smoking with your
dad and then we should put Shroud and Tim in here.
God, bro, smoking, smoking with Shroud's like smoking with
like a librarian like I don't know. So what is this list?
with your dad. Yo, your dad would also be dancing. Yeah, I'm
finding that. Move, move, move, move this to this above, above.
Yeah. And then like, let me go. Mr. Beast. Yeah, there you go.
Perfect. Yeah, but it's smoking with your dad chat. We got
that. We got to say this is not below I'd rather die. We got
Yeah, yeah, it's we're gonna do this. Yeah, it's like your own section, you know
Tommy in it
I'd rather not bro, I I would also say I'd probably I don't know it's just I don't I don't think Tommy would smoke
I think he's above X you see
But I don't I'm just not trying to yeah, I met Tommy Tommy's a nice guy
Had a conversation with him. I just don't I don't know I don't know if I would smoke of them
Jack manifold I did me and I think he's very chill and I did like him a lot
I would say it's a vibe if you're fine. Okay. Yeah. I don't know who that is. So that's fine quackity. I
Don't know this who this is either
Spanish and English streamer minecrafter runs the QSMP right now. I think he's chill
Um, I would say he's maybe like top mid tier. Yeah, he's cool. Hey
Who's that map, I don't know that is either another minecrafter
Probably but we got a lot of minecraft Becca back. This is one of my one of my chatters made this I could tell Becca knows a lot of minecrafters
I don't know who that is
I'd rather not bro. Really bro. I'm not trying to smoke weed and then like I said joke and this guy's like it's like coming in your
blood or some shit. It's like what? You know I'm cool bro. I'm not gonna hear it. I think moist critical would be fun to smoke with but I did see a clip of him talk about how he doesn't like talking about things philosophical and he like taps out of conversations when it gets to that and I'm like damn I feel like that's like part of the fun of smoking.
So I would put him like bottle of mid bottom of mid vibe if you want him like well
That's fine. I mean again like I'd rather not doesn't mean I wouldn't you know
Like I still would like it like if there's weed around I'm gonna smoke it bro. You didn't mean but it's like
Like I don't know bro. Like I just keep thinking about like I'm like I think Charlie's coolest shit
By the way, I think most circles cool as shit, but like yeah, I just I just I think I'd rather I'd rather not
Aiden Ross above Charlie see that
This is not a ranking of their character this is not a ranking of
Them as a person this is going I'm in a group of fucking five people
And we're smoking a joint who's in the group in that exact moment like not thinking about past not thinking about future like
That's that's fit. Hey look he's that high for me cuz he got a nice house, but I'm not smoking this house, but
As a courage JD courage JD
I'm that courage bro. I'm that courage
chill a sky ever like
So chill I
Low-key bro put him in top tier cuz I would want to get really high and then like we look a cod tournament, bro
He just cast that shit, you know, that'd be fucking bro. He's just so he was so nice
It was like I was like wow courage JD is like awesome
And he's not like kid friendly when you talk to him, you know, I feel like a 30. Let's do neck a 30 next
Smoking with your dad, bro. Smoking with your dad. I feel like this is like smoking with your little cousin, bro
Why I'm gonna say this is smoking with your weird uncle
Don't like you can make a new tier list like a distant
Another section for this look I'm just saying like this dude like
Yeah, I don't know. I'm sorry. I'm not gonna speak on like that, but
Yeah, I'm not smoking weed. I'm not I might be any drug to this guy except maybe like fucking ketamine
Maybe I do tell me when I
K30 come you want to do with it?
I
Let's do with it. She sounds like this dude
I'd be like, what's up, what's up Nick?
Take a hit of this shit. It's like fucking you know, it's like toad venom
Don't tell mr. Beach, but I'm doing with it
Relax
All right, so you're gonna have a bag over your head and huff this chemical that I'm gonna squeeze into the top of it
Hey Joe by those you want a house pain with me today? It's like no snow. No
Pain where are we putting in I?
Rather die. I guess yeah, probably
Yeah at the top of it though. Yeah
Kind of on the cost of I'd rather not. Yeah
Tyler one
Tyler one, bro. I mean I put him top three pretty pretty I wouldn't I want to say dream blood dream ones little yeah top
Here's good top here is good
I don't know, like I really don't know, every time I've ever met Fanum, Fanum I would say
is like at least it's a vibe.
Yeah, every single time me and Fanum meet in real life, he always greets me the same
way.
He yells, JoJo you a bitch, and then I turn like who the hell just said that and then
and it's him smiling with his hand up ready to greet me.
And that's just kind of our thing.
Yeah.
So I, you know, it's a vibe, it's a vibe, for sure.
It's a vibe. Okay.
It's a vibe.
Duke Dennis.
Dookie!
I'll bet.
I don't know, man.
Smoking with Duke Dennis would be a little uncanny.
Can I say that?
I like smoking with your dad.
I feel like, yeah, Berlin, like,
I feel like I feel like smoking with Duke Dennis would be like smoking with an uncle like
Yeah, no, but like not with my dad
Like it would be a better smoking with your dad, you know, like I think smoking with Duke Dennis would objectively be better than smoking with shroud
but like I
Don't know neon
Yeah
I'm good. Neons and I'd rather die. Agents. I like agent.
I like agents up there.
I didn't smoke in weed with agent though.
Love agent. Love him to death.
Um, smoking weed with agent. I don't think he smokes.
No, so that means it would probably be pretty bad.
Yeah, I'll put it like mid vibe. Mid vibe for sure.
I
Is that ginger I think that's Jim I have no idea I love angry ginger I
Would I would put at do you know who ginger's?
No
God see then I can't put him in dream blunt. We have to both. Oh, you can you can that's why bro
But I feel bad putting ginger dream blunt. You don't know who he is
Bro, what it's kind of a thing where it's like
Jinx is fucking hilarious.
Jinx is like the funniest guy ever.
There's also like, I've been getting on my 4U page,
clips of Jinx in the UK, piss drunk, got kicked out of a bar.
He just has a fucking full handle of vodka in his hand.
And somebody will walk up to him and record him.
And he'll just be like, oh, and that's Jim.
And that's Jim, Jim, Jim, Jim, Jim.
And he's just like speaking gibberish.
And the next day, he'll go on stream.
I'm going to go. I went to all of last night.
Being British and being drunk. This sounds so fun, man. Like
fuck. KSI.
We got all this stuff coming up. You'd rather not.
Yeah, I'm cool.
I agree. I agree.
Yeah, I mean so so what was in a little bit if I'm being real. Yeah, I wrote a show Harry
Harry
I'm smoking with Harry for sure, bro. I don't think I don't think Bazinga's like something with your dad though. I
He's definitely one with your dad, bro
He's definitely smug with your dad
mood ah
I'd rather not love mood ah I
Rather not
Set up mood a brother. I mean, we don't know each other, but I have a I can go off what I've seen on clips
I am cool. So it was very high energy very loud
I'm but like I don't know
Muda is hilarious. Yes, but you know, I
Imagine you smuggled with Muda and he's like, ah, this is good shit. Where do you get this? I?
Die like right there
So I'm not gonna lie, bro
Ron is top tier, bro. I
I love Ron.
Yeah, I mean, I've never talked to Ron.
Yeah, me and Ron have never interacted,
but that dude is funny as shit, bro.
I would definitely, I'd definitely smoke a run.
Ron, you could run top tier.
Yeah.
Ron top tier, Jason.
I would put Jason in It's a Vibe and I'd put Lacey in mid.
That's fair.
Sina
I think Sina is also is the nicest. No, I feel like Senna's higher bruh. Senna's like the nicest person ever
And she's a little loud on I feel like it would just be
It would be fine
Like I feel like I would play you know what
Here top here is cool. I feel like top tier water above. I'm not gonna put queso below Senna
Yeah, there you go solid
Okay, J. Slat
I
Just like it's hard to gauge how he would act
Hi
Personally, I feel like J. Slat is in my dream baller face here. I also think J. Slat is probably in the dream blunt rotation
We're gonna have to let's do this then we'll we'll do honor we'll reformat and then do honorable mentions
Yeah steak you don't know no funny guy he okay he kind of looks weird in that picture but um yeah a
little bit yeah no he's I think he's chill I feel like I would put steak in it's a vibe okay now do
We want to change this list
Okay
Could we do dream blunt?
Into a list where we should actually try and get the people to then do a stream together. We're all hot. Is that we want to format it I?
Feel like we just got to rank it genuinely like okay not even just for the idea of a stream
Like this is just like because you got to keep in mind if we were doing dream blunt for a stream
There's other names that I want to I would shout you know
Yeah, and there's other people that haven't been included like somebody said Marlin. I'm telling you right now Marlin is not
Marlin, okay, I would say I
I would say Marlin's
Float oh, it's he like flight. Yeah, like flights. Let me know got flight flights up there
I would say apt the
only person I would move is
is
Okay, this is what I would do, but I would make a trade I'll make a trade
Deji, Ginge and Harry would move to the top of top tier and then and then Ron
Handsome and Ninja go to dream blend for me. That's how I would do it
I'm willing to move
Deji down and Ginge down
Can we keep Harry?
And who did you want to move up?
Like Ron would be dream bullet bro, and then ninja or handsome bro or sketch. I was like the three-hour pig
I'll put ninja up there so it would remove anybody down
I mean Aiden could go down
Go to mid-vide Aiden could go to the bottom. Aiden could go to mid-vide
Charlie could go up to it's a vibe
I mean, this is just bottom tier and then the dad tier list is fine
This is actually like I'll like this is like fathers man. Yeah
This tier list this is
I mean for like for like what we have like for like what was available. Yes. Yes, pretty solid
Like name-wise
I think Katie B is top tier. I think vanilla mace is top tier
Clav is probably in the I'd rather die
Maybe in the mr. V steer list if I'm being honest
I think clav's probably in the mr. V's list. Yeah, no, but I mean mr. V's
Smoking weed with the burnt penis, bro
Peanut am I doing weed with the burnt peanut the Pete like in his Vtuber form
or IRL.
Oh, Squeaks.
Oh, Squeaks is dreamblood.
Squeaks is dreamblood, bro.
Take me out, yo, bro.
Squeaks is dreamblood.
Is he?
Yes!
Dude, I smoked weed with Squeaks
in a heartbeat, bro.
Squeaks, if you can hear this,
please smoke weed with me and Joe,
bro, please!
Oh, my God, that'd be so fun, bro.
Are you kidding me?
Squeaks and Ludwig would be good.
Oh, my God, see, there's so many other good people.
I'm only pixels up there for sure
Like Dante like even don't know smoke
Okay, well, yeah, I'd be but that's like the same thing with like agent like I don't think agent would smoke
That's fair, you know Dante only ever smoked on accident one time
It was a New Year's party and he was like yo like pass me the blunts
And so then we passed in a blunts and then he put him like what like he's got a hit all of them
And then they actually breathe in
Yeah, but like he did it as the ball dropped so like there's a picture of Dante smoke like with like four blunts
Bro as the ball is dropping on New Year's bro. That shit is fire
To the stuff there was it there was another fucking name that somebody said that was good
Silky silky's up there. So oh
Rekai will Rekai can't smoke and we're gonna myself. Yeah, I that would be below I'd rather die like I'd rather die
I just I would rather kill myself
As in gold I'd also rather kill myself
But what like your
like a rat comes out of his pants or some shit.
I don't have a cool.
I just want to tap the ball after after after.
But we see would be good.
The thing with Aspen Gold is like if he I wouldn't want to hit it after him like.
Oh yeah, bro.
The fucking mucous that would probably came with it and shit.
If I was if I was in a blood rotation with Aspen and it was like say it's my turn than his turn.
Like in in a circle. I'm just like getting all of what I want out of the blunt in that one hit
like
Like I'm just gonna hold the blunt for like three minutes
Smoke half of it and then fucking pass it off
If we if we smoke with as we're using a metal tip every time he passes it then I'm gonna wash it
Here's the thing is like when you smoke when you smoke to
In a group there's two different
Vibes for a blunt rotation
There's a blunt rotation where people hit and pass, you know
And then there's one where it's like you're you kind of hold it for like a few minutes
Not a minute there
Maybe like a minute and you're kind of like hitting it talking hitting it talk and then you pass like what one do you do?
I'm gonna kind of got it like it's kind of like okay, you know like you know like pass the gravy like
No, okay. Well, what I'm trying to say is is like if I pass it to you
I'm sorry. Like any bastard in me. I'm waiting to someone asked for I'll be now pass you like
Yeah, I wouldn't wait for somebody I I'm a mixture now
Like I what I what I started something they used to be like pop up pass and now yeah now
It's like I'll hold it for like a minute or two and then yeah, like I'll I'll wait for I'm gonna pass it
Or I'm like, yo, like you want to let me I'll like give it to someone pause.
But like, you know what I mean?
I'm about I'm not like rushing.
I'm just vibing.
Like it makes sense.
I know that makes sense.
I know you mean Kildos or Kildos is up there.
I'm quick to pass it, though, personally.
I'm very quick.
I do I do my shit.
I want you out my hands.
I there's too much pressure to hold it.
Yeah, I was like, I think I think I think Berliz.
You would be dream blunt as well.
I saw him a bunch of times.
I'll Berlin.
He's he's definitely dream blunt.
Joe Ico's dream blunt.
for sure.
Um,
the outdoor boys, that's not even a streamer.
Would you smoke with, um, with, um,
what's his name?
Dashie, we don't have a dashie.
Hmm.
I think I've grown out of Dashie's content.
I think I would love to smoke with Dashie.
I think it'd be very chill.
I used to watch Super Mario Maker Mondays every, every week.
Yeah, I think I'm I think I've actually like I'm not saying like oh Dashie's audience is super young
But like the style of humor that Dashie has I no longer watch I
Will say to Tony stat is dream blunt for sure
So Tony stat man big big big big Tony stat somebody said Papa me well
He's not he's not really a streamer either, but yeah, he'd be a V sauce
Oh
Vsauce you wanna spoke with
Bro, he's awesome
You do like spit knowledge to me, I'd probably dissociate mid mid conversation
All right, you want to do this?
I'm down to your list, bro. Can we just
Thank you, bro be trying to be special and shit like what the fuck
Let's add an F. What?
OK.
Absent.
You ever have it?
No, I've never had this one.
Not great.
OK, but I'll tell you before we're at.
Not F, but D. OK.
Like, I think an F to your alcohol has to be,
I see an F to your alcohol coming up.
Beer.
See, it's kind of hard like, like, yeah, like we have to rate, we have to kind of average out like the best of the beer and the worst of the beer.
Yeah.
Like, I would say, in my mind, there's, yeah, there's beer in my mind that's like A and C. So I like it.
Yeah, I feel like putting beer, S is like a little ridiculous because, like,
it's a champagne though.
What were you saying?
Okay, but I was saying, I feel like putting beer, S is kind of ridiculous because it's like, there's so, there's a lot of great beers.
It's also a lot of really fucking terrible beers, bro.
Can we get real?
It's a lot of shitty ass beers.
But the best, like, if you, if, I think beer has the highest,
OK, in a video game term, beer has the highest skill ceiling.
I think beer can get better than most things,
and in also just terms of just drinkability.
Like, I also, I'm going to say, if you're ever
in Chinatown in any city, get a SingTal beer.
T-S-I-N-G-T-A-O.
It is the best beer I have ever fucking had in terms of like,
oh my god, I could put down 30 of these and not even feel it.
Like, not feel like it applies, but not even feel it in my stomach.
Like, I wouldn't feel bloated or gross.
Like, you just stand.
Yeah, see, I've only had beers at Rodeo's.
It's a great experience, bro.
I feel like beer is like an amazing social drink, bro.
You know, you can't touch anywhere.
I'm getting beer drunk most times.
I'm getting drunk.
Dude, I need you to, OK, bro.
I need your help picking the beer out, bro.
Cause like I want to up my beer game, bro. Like I really do. I want to up my beer game
I like I want to fucking crack that's what you're doing
If I'm if I'm just drink if I'm having a beer with dinner
I'm probably having a thicker beer like a yingling
Is it weird that I do not eat when I drink I just can't like I like I gotta eat before or after I can't eat
No, I eat before I might eat in the middle like a little halftime
um
But yeah, I'm not like eating and drinking at the same time
But I I would say like a yingling's a top beer for me if we're going American beers yingling course light I
Actually love Budweiser. I think
Like Bud light is that bad? No, I like Bud light. I really I think
But a a if I'm at a bar and I'm getting pictures of beer get a picture of my lights pretty good fucking play
It's cheap and it's good
I don't know. There's like I
Miller light used to be my
favorite. One that I don't like
that a lot of people drink that
are like in their twenties,
Mikko Lovaltra not a big fan.
Not a big fan of Mikko. You know,
I've been trying to like modellos.
I feel like I should like more
about my modello.
I don't know what it is like I
feel like I didn't have a chance
to get into that.
it is like I feel like I didn't have it at the right time you got to have a modelo double line
and obviously modelo is a no line modelo is an overrated hispanic beer there is have a uh a
dosakis is a better beer or a ticate ticate white is the best canned beer uh from max ago
Okay, but you know bro, okay, can I get like can you write do you some keys and me like a list of this?
Bro, just that whenever you're in a situation where you need a beer rack just give me the options
I'll tell you what I think's past, but it's like also my personal
Like what you like might be different
Dude, I'm one of the things that bush light bush lights fucking gris
Okay, but I'm going to Apple amazing
All right, what do you say?
Do you mind if I I gotta say something if you don't mind. Oh, yeah, sure
I'm going to a baseball game
Uh, this week. Hmm. And I think I'm gonna Uber there
So I want to do the nine the nine beer nine nine challenge. Yeah
Well, wait, no, no, no. What's the third nine nine innings?
nine beers nine hot
Yeah, bro
A different beer every time bro. You kidding that shit would be so far. So I'm I'm I'm I'm definitely gonna I'm definitely gonna hit you up
What do I get, bro?
Yeah, if you're getting can't are you getting cans or like draft?
I'm gonna get draft change is it like draft beers like
Drat like you could have something that's really like okay for example
Yeah, I would never recommend them recommend this for you because I think you'd hate it. I like Guinness
Guinness canned is the worst beer. I've ever had in my life. It is
Disgusting, but if you get a good poured Guinness, that's like ice cold and you're a little drunk already Guinness is good
Okay
But get it also a stout so it's like drinking milk
It's oh god, there's no bubbles. It's just thick
I might be kind of good for me though. I might like that
Stout
All right champagne champagne. I think I put champagne and like I
I mean like like honestly it could go C or a like I know that sounds crazy. Hey
Champagne to me is like DC
Yeah, okay, see see school. I'll put you there what if you're mixing it sure
Are we rating off of like I think it has to be a mixture of what it tastes like by itself and mixing it because if I'm having like a
Mamosa sure B
But like champagne
Clays me by itself for a fraud and I also hate like the scam of champagne because all champagne's are actually just Prosecco
Because it's like the idea of champagne. It has to be from like champagne Italy or France or wherever the fuck it's from
Chocolate like champagne is cool. Whenever you're celebrating so that's like last while like I was
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, like a birthday New Year's your vacation. Yeah, it's like it's a really fun thing
thing like I've never had champagne but like I'm wasted off the champagne you
know me like yeah I'm cool those teeth here for sure chocolate liqueur I
actually never had this bro you've probably had it in something I would say
Chocolates yours like B tier, okay, cognac
Yeah, I was gonna say probably
and
Another that's how hold on that's not saying that I won't wait. What's that Jim? You don't okay?
On yak cognac for the people that don't know is what Hennessy is and that's it's disgusting
Okay, well hold on though. That's something who drinks a lot of Hennessy. I just want to say I just want to say
Hennessy is disgusting. I still I still drink that whole all the time. Yeah, because
It's like you see Hennessy and and most people go that'd be kind of chill to drink
But you know, it's gonna taste like shit like yeah, it's one of my favorite things I drink was the LeBrona C
Bro, I had the LeBron Hennessy as well
I remember I was the shots of LeBron Hennessy on stream and it was gross
What did it feel like to to to taste the king in me? Yeah, taste the king a little bit of the king
Yeah, it was literally just like regular Hennessey
I don't know why you're advocating for gin out of all out of all of these things
I had I went to a gin bar in Iceland and it was like a $30 drink and he made it in front of me and he had fresh
Picked herbs and it was all this other shit
I drank that shit and when I tell you it felt like my face was gonna get vacuumed inside of itself the
repulsive nature that gin brings is
Insane and you get gin nose if you drink gin a lot
But it was in those make sure it makes your nose turn purple
Really?
Yeah, if you're if you're an average drinker for like your whole life
If you're your your nose will start I'm pretty sure your nose starts turning purple
We got fact check on that pretty sure that's real
Okay, well, I was girl. I had a Moscow mule and it was made with Jen. It was very good
Okay, you a Moscow mule is made with vodka so you didn't have a Moscow mule you had some
Okay, yeah, it was even
It was some drink with dinner and it was good maybe a gin and tonic or
Or gin and ginger, did you have a gin and ginger?
It could have been I'm not sure that's something that might have it. I'm not I'm not doubting. Okay, herbal liquor is like yeah, you're myster
Like a
Rum though, I love rum rum is my favorite. Oh, run rum is my favorite alcohol as well
I'm down to
Rum is the rum is very drinkable by itself and it's the best mixed
Like you can mix it with everything and it tastes good. Yeah rum is amazing, bro
I feel like rum is like the most consistent thing to drink Dennis and like I like I've drank a lot of alcohol
And I've hit points where like I got tired of tequila like I got tired of vodka. I got tired of whiskey
I've never been tired of room room is so good
Herbal a cure have you had Yeagermeister?
No, I always want to try it bro first our one tastes like black licorice
God I would hate it, but I definitely drink it though. I I
Okay, I don't
When somebody brings up Yeager bomb I get like hype about it
But they taste like shit, and I think Yeager is a pretty gross alcohol, but you could put it down
I would put Yeager like herbal a corn like C tier
Okay, but regular liquor. I have no idea
Yeah, I'm good.
Let's just put it to me.
Mead is honey.
I've heard mead is really good.
Like a, it's like, I've had mead before.
Mead tastes like a honey alcohol.
I think it's like.
Yeah, it actually is probably so good, bro.
Oh my God.
How do you have moonshine?
Oh, no.
I don't know if we have moonshine on this list.
Is this vodka?
Bro, I think this is vodka.
Dude, I've had some of the best.
best I've had was moonshine bro I had this fucking like butter pecan moonshine that shit was so
fucking good bro yeah but if you have like straight moonshine that's just probably gross
I mean but that's true for like most alcohols like moonshine is not that hard that like it's
strong but it's not that crazy red wine that's here I think we're both opposites here buddy I was
like
Like red
Sweet bro a sweet red though. I drink I drink. Oh, I drink go dry a dry white like I
So you don't like this look so you don't like a sweet red
I don't dislike a sweet red, but I'm thinking like if I have like a cavern a
That's that's probably an F. T. Like if I if I'm
I'm at dinner, and somebody goes,
oh, you're in the bathroom.
I ordered a cat or nay for you.
I'd go, oh, god.
Yeah, send it back.
Right.
You know what I'm saying?
My thing is, is like, there's like, there's dinner wines.
And then there's like, social drinking wines.
You feel me?
Like, you're not having a dinner wine
when you're not having dinner.
You know what I'm saying?
Yeah.
But like, you know, nobody's getting drunk on red wine.
I mean, there's people that get drunk on red wine.
But if I would feel like more people get drunk on white line than red line, bro, I'm telling you right now, bro, you and me.
Well, this is about sound crazy.
I'm gonna say you and me two bottles of wine.
We're gonna have a great time.
And that's not it kind of nuts.
Okay.
Like there's a, there's a brand.
It's a sweet red called porch swing chat.
If you ever want to try a sweet red, get porch swing.
It is so fucking good.
And it's not too sweet.
It's like nothing crazy.
It's so fucking good.
Very balanced line.
And yeah, I had.
Hello, bro. Snoop dogs
Hi, bro, put a beat here
Why why would I have it all split us here? I would put I would put white wine last year the hangover is pretty bad though
So I don't know if I should drop it
Wait, I brought you brought I've actually never been hungover of wine. I
Have and it's like a pounding headache sangria. It was crazy. What's the most wine you ever consumed in one go?
one go
Yeah, it's one night one night of wine. You're getting one drunk probably a big bottle
The most I've ever drank was
Five bottles of wine in a night on stream five
You had five bottles of wine
Dude, if I can be honest, I did I have to drink two bottles of wine to get drunk like that's
That's what I just had five bottles of wine like on you
Yeah, but I used to stock my fridge every week with like 10 bottles of wine
So you're buying cases of wine?
Yeah, bro that you're shouting I noticed but 2021 to 2023
I was like borderline borderline and alcoholic bro. Like I was drinking every stream. It was crazy
Bro, but five bottles of wine is no. Yeah, I know it is nuts. I know 2000 calories of wine
Bro, but like but I said like I wouldn't eat that's that's what made it worse. Oh, and you weren't hungover from that
No
Wow, maybe like a slight headache. Yeah, but I wasn't like nothing crazy
Sangria, I don't think I've ever had
Dude, it's it's so good, bro
This was years ago, like I don't do this anymore
I'm this is like this is like when I was 21 22 like you know what I mean?
drinking every night having fun. But now bro, I haven't been drunk, Joe. And like,
I love out. Bro, I haven't been drunk in maybe a year. Like I like I'll drink from time to time,
but I just don't get drunk. Yes. And green is delicious vodka. I really put in a I think vodka
is like a very vodka. Every good thing. I think vodka is a good mixer for mix shots and mix
I don't like straight vodka though, but still I'd put it in a
Yeah, I feel like lock is like my my favorite hard liquor to take shots of besides room. Yeah
now
What about whiskey?
Wait, no, this is what is this? Is this bourbon?
I think it's bourbon. Isn't Burmese type of whiskey though? I have black lead or I have
blue label right next to me
No, this is what he's a black labels black labels whiskey versus bourbon
All right bourbon. I would just put them in the same category. Whatever we write risky. I'll rate the same
I feel like Scott the old
The older you get bro, the more you appreciate a nice whiskey, bro. Yeah, I
Would still I would put like whiskey and like high. I would bet he put it. Yeah, me too. Thank you. Thank you
tequila
Highest ceiling outside of beer high ceiling lowest bottom if you have like if you have a fucking a
Gold like a fucking shitty like Jose Cuervo
That's like an F tier, but if I have like a good fucking tequila
That could be like s
Okay, this is what I say, you know
Okay, I used to love baloney now walk with me here
Okay, I used to love it. I used to eat bologna every like a bologna in cheese or just straight. Yeah
Bro, I didn't care bologna. Whatever and I used to ask my mom every day mama. Can you get bologna bologna?
And where I was from now, I don't know. This is like a southern thing or just like we report thing
But like we used to get like like a bologna slice and I put mustard on it
And then like put it on a piece of bread and that was like what we ate sometimes. Yeah, but
But one day, I went to get my baloney and I was like, this shit kind of sucked.
You know what I mean?
Randomly, but actually ass, like an awakening.
Yeah, like, now again, mind you, I still think baloney is good now, but for a long time,
I could not even smell it because it would like make me feel weird.
You have to feel when it comes to tequila.
I was 21 dude. I was drinking tequila every fucking day every night. I was on that shit and
I will say oh, you don't like it now. I
Just every time I smell it. I get sick like yeah
It does have a slightly repulsive smell, but I love a margarita and dude
You're on vacation man
Somebody goes let's hit tequila shots and they line up the salt rim and the the lime for you
that's like it's an activity versus what do you think is the best chaser after
up to keyless stock stock because I got one and it's my favorite beer okay
second bro if okay what I did in the maximum alright I 36 drinks in a day I
would do shot of tequila with the salt on the rim lime into a double lime
time to Kata. Okay, that's
pretty good. For me, it's just
pickle juice, bro. Ew. No, it's
not. You lost me. Like, yeah,
like you said all this
extra shade. I went, that's cool.
And then I said, but it's like
ew, ew. Like, oh my god.
First of all, pickle juice, bro.
I went to this bar in Austin and
they have like a famous pickle
shot. Like it's like what they
do and then back.
I don't know what it's called,
Joe it was called pickle shots when I had them pickle back
Just pickle shots what they said when I was there, so they have this pickle shot not a pickle back a pickle shot
the shot of tequila and
Then you get anything says down with a shot of pickle juice and ever since then bro
That's how I prefer to drink my tequila with pickle. I just eat pickles, bro
What do you mean you hate pickles? I don't like pickles and I don't like cucumbers
What?
You're kidding. I'm not kidding. I've never liked pickles. Do you like tomatoes? No, I like ketchup
Oh, oh, bro, you're you're you are everything wrong with America by the way pickles
I go to I go to a fried chicken place. Let me get a chicken sandwich. No pickles
You're not getting piggies on the on the on the on the chicken
Hell yeah, I'm gonna be so real and if I ask and if I ask for like say I'm not like a Chick-fil-A and I'm like
Yo, no pickles and they give me pickles. I'll take them off
But I taste the pickles on the bread and it fucking it's like oh it like it ruins it
What
Dude, I love pickles and especially cucumbers. What do you don't like one of the freshest things that ever exists, bro?
It's not fresh. What do you need fresh? It's fucking pickled cucumbers aren't fresh you you mean that to me, okay?
I'll do you like you come or water. I like zucchini. I don't like cucumbers
Wow all right, so where are we landing on tequila? I just wow
I
You're really that
Cuz bro like you get your butt played with we talked about this earlier on counter strike you like
What the fuck does that have to do with
It's pickles
I can't control I can't
Brother, no, I've never eaten ass before
Which is would you though? I don't know man
So you think about eating ass draw the line at pickles and that's the shit out of it
I'm not thinking about it, bro. Like I don't know perhaps. That's why I don't think cap. I'm not capping
I've never eaten ass. Anyways, I
Think cap like you know, like I'm like, oh, yeah, no
No, no, I don't.
I'm just fucking luncheon, bro.
I don't eat ass.
What do you mean?
Fuck the fuck.
All I'm saying is, bro, is like, OK, wait, what's
the weirdest food you ever had, dead ass?
No, no bullshit.
Like, what's the weirdest food?
What do you mean by weird?
Give me, like, an example.
What else could I mean by weird?
Like, a gross food.
OK.
When I said, like, one of the weirdest I've ever had was
cow heart.
I had cow heart.
It was kind of weird.
It was like, strange.
I've had like canned octopus.
I've had.
I think I did.
What else?
Chat, what's like something weird I've eaten?
I've eaten dog food.
Yeah.
A tarantula.
So you've ate a tarantula, but draw the line at pickles.
You see the shit I'm saying?
Bro, but I'm not drawing.
I I didn't like the tarantula like I could eat a pickle, but I wouldn't enjoy it
Like it's good
For I've never had I don't know if I've had vermouth. I've definitely had vermouth
I don't have like straight vermouth. So like I'll just throw it in like see
Okay, so I saw it. All right. Do you want to do I said weed intake method?
Yes
Joints
Yes, dear so I'm gonna play oddies are pretty good
a pipe or a bowl
Pipe's pipes. Yeah, my girl. That's pipe. Oh
My god, I I don't like a bowl or a pipe nearly as much as anything else on this list
Personally, I love pipes pause again. I know pause bro. Yeah, I love pipes
I think pipes are really fun and really cool, and I mean like I love to have like a dressed up pipe
You ever have a dressed up pipe. I love when the pipes are all like cool
So yeah, I'm a big guy. I put it in like a yeah, well, I low-key, but I
Don't know but I mean I put pipes in s I look like I put pie to this and then like a joint
I'm not putting a joint in a bro. I'm fine. I'll put a pie to this bro. Put pie to this a
A bong is so dependent on a similar to a bowl so dependent on the bong
I'm gonna I'm not gonna lie
I think again low skills third high skill ceiling low entry if you get like a bong from like some fucking corners for a gas station
That's what's probably a D if you get like a good bong or if you hate bro. You ever hit a bong see this is some nasty
Yeah, I have some friends that are stoners. They don't clean the bong water much and it's like brown
They're like you want to hit the shit I go hell. No
Hell no change the water you grimy fuck
That's disgusting I put bongs in B
But I do like hitting the bomb brownies or say let's just say pay like baked edibles
bro this
Bro, S tier bro my girl made some homemade peanut butter
cookie edibles and and I'm gonna say and I'm gonna say here's the here's the
potential downside in some people's minds but maybe more of the upside slash fun
factor it's a grab bag you don't know if you're you're gonna get a five mil
grand brownie or a 50 million brownie you know you're just kind of luck of the
draw it's like playing Russian roulette fast I like gummies I eat gummies all
the time yeah I put it yeah I mean yeah this is like cool to just do whatever you
I feel like it's hard to convenient worst way to smoke.
Yeah, I couldn't see.
I would. I put it in.
See, I don't know.
T.H.C. drinks.
I drink.
Have you ever had a T.H.C. drink?
I have. Yes.
I think they're pretty good.
You got to get a good one.
You got to get a good one.
Yeah, they're cool.
Yeah. Yeah.
Beecher is good blunt.
I've never made a blunt myself.
I've only smoked people, other people's blunt.
Have you had a rose blunt?
What's that?
It's a it's a blunt man out of a rose that'll know
They're very solid
Have you had an apple like a like down like an apple blunt or like an apple bong thing?
You know that not the blunt step I would have my boy would make and he would
He would make a blunt with weed and then he would wrap the blunt in joint paper
And it would be like the cleanest blonde I've ever seen and it was very smooth
I will say you ever have a chance to do a rose blunt you should really try it because that shit is it is crazy
I feel like blunts is like you know a tier. He's pretty solid. I like blunts a
a
Spliff is a split where it's half tobacco half
weed
I have no idea. I I'm pretty sure like Europeans like doing that shit. I
Yeah, you're being like we're shit. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I'm not about that
All right next
What's more do we want to do out of these?
We ain't gotta do a lot, bro
Do we low key say these for next time bro because I like he got a I am down I'm not gonna
Know what okay, baby. I was gonna say cuz I look he got a dip. Oh, let me in my video
Hey, Jeff you sorry YouTube if you want to see a part two
Just let me know all all link these in my notes tab if we want to rep them next time
But yeah, all right. All right
So, so
When's the next time we're doing something like what's up? It's pretty fun. Yeah, we got a guitar
I'm down to run some shit soon. I next week
Next week I have the 420 stream that I'm repping in a geo rivals events. Oh, you're in that
Wait, I can be higher than I
I mean, I don't know off the record on the record probably no off the record
I mean if they don't know probably not a big deal, but like I don't know
I'm unsure
About that, but I mean next time we'll stream will be that the next time we do some other shit
Maybe the week after or like some other shit. I don't know. I'm playing in some other content trips in though
So we'll talk about it. I remember. I know what a
Go I'll catch you bro. I'm sure I love Jojo, bro. That was a fun-ass stream
game. All right. Do we want to
rip like horsey game for an hour
maybe or retro? Could we do a
poll? Could we do a poll? We do
a poll real quick. All right.
Here's the schedule. Either
horsey game or retro right now.
Tomorrow full react day two
Monday 988 charity challenge
Tuesday, not live Wednesday is going to be horror games and either content king or retro everyone
Thursday, not live Friday reacts Saturday random games. Maybe more retro or content king or some other shit as well
And then we'll go from there 420 stream. Obviously, we're gonna be doing the weed mystery box review
Uh, as well as the pop snacks, uh, foreign mystery snack box review
So double review and one we have geogas and twitch rivals event the 24th
Probably another charity stream like the fourth or fifth of may
And then I'm gone the 7th to the 11th of May filming content with Jack Penbrook
But we'll be back and I'll be posted on YouTube every day that I'm gone
I'm gonna go piss real quick do a poll real quick
W minds and county
Okay, we didn't pull Rattrow.
All right, chat, which, oh my God.
All right, which?
Core C game or retro rewind, whichever one loses will probably either do on Wednesday or Saturday.
Jester, Hydro, and Bear, think of the sub, Rastorbin and Archon of the sub.
Cork or Soar, oh, Soar, it's in K-Door, think of the five.
I'm done with my semester soon, let's watch the Baxter movie when it comes out.
Oscar, DK of the sub, Solier, think of the sub.
I missed her thinking of the three.
What do you mean, Lats?
I'm not watching it with you.
What do you mean?
You're amazing.
Keep eating you.
Thank you.
You've got to think of it with a sub schmese.
You take it with a five gift as well
for the sub-poster of the three.
I tried my first edible two weeks ago.
It was 10 milligrams.
I think I had to try it again last week.
Still nothing then.
Two nights ago, a 50 milligram.
I literally drove my mom.
Drove with my mom and she had no idea.
Am I like immune to weed?
You might not process it.
Right, some people don't process THC eaten.
Cross and juicy, they give the sub rider and creamy for the subject, they give it a 3.
Uh, my dad passed away four years ago, rip of the chat. I'm sorry for your loss, man.
Can't think of the five gifteds.
Jack and his for the sub, cryptic for the sub, cheese for the 3.
Exotic and rebirth of the sub, something for the 3.
FT and backup, they give it a 3.
Silence for the sub, or contests for the sub, Vic and a shout out for the sub, daily and mass, they give the sub.
Uh, dry and jack for the sub, Jezza, uh, Jimmy, CR, uh, Noah, Coose, strange BDR, uh, spicy YXL2 cap, a can of the mango,
Barry and spicy but it's not dark thing of the three
I'll burn for the sub chat button the poll people are running horsey game. All right lock it in
We're probably streaming like another 45 minutes or so, so we'll rip horsey game
Hopefully beat it unlikely though
We got a lot we got to get done. Oh, I got a fucking turn on game capture hold up
It's not working. You need a shave. I don't need a shave. What do you mean?
Why is it not working?
To the fuck voted horsey game L
Sorry, you're not happy with the pack
Okay
Why is it not shelling?
Dude, I hate when games do this shit.
It's like so often any full-screen application gets fucking full-screen.
Let's capture it, eh?
Hey, OBS, you stupid piece of shit.
Let's fucking figure it out, right?
I'm going to turn on both. I
actually.
All right.
Let's see if this fucking works.
So I'm going to turn on both.
I'm going to turn on both.
I'm going to turn on both.
I'm going to turn on both.
I'm sorry to hear that man.
I wanted to vent sorry for the springtime, but honestly thank you.
You helped me and everybody else start watching you 2022.
Thank you and have a great rest of your shameless. Thank you.
I appreciate that. And I'm sorry for the loss of your dog.
So for the sub, but you collab with Joe's hungry.
Yep. Yeah, you're like the fourth 15th person that said that.
He would like to earlier on stream. I would. Yeah.
I just have to figure it out with him.
I messaged him on discord. I don't know if he ever added me back.
I messaged him like two years ago.
He has to add me back on discord.
Uh, he has to add me back on Discord.
Uh, I think I might have gotten put in a group chat with him now.
I did message him now.
If we might have to do something remote where I could fly out and fucking see him, we could do some shit there.
I don't know, we would figure it out.
Um, I mean, this month I can't, cause I've just got shit packed.
Uh, and then May, I'm doing the shit with Jack Pembroke, but I could figure it out with him.
I'm definitely down.
Uh, I love Joe's Hungary.
I'll definitely do some shit, but...
We would have to plan it. I don't know what we would do.
Alright, lock in!
Back on horsey game left off. We have some fucking pride and joy horses right now
Where's our champion horse big skipper right here our goaded horse?
You know this guy. I think we gave him the boots and he sucks
Wait, maybe not I
Think he's like the inbred offspring of like one of these guys this guy blows
This guy have a champ on him and now he's fucking terrible
He's gonna go get turned into horse glue the goal of this game by the way
We got to make a shitload of money so I could pay for my like mom's horse flu treatment now
He's terrible too. All right, so your glue
And your oldest fuck so you're about to be glued tungsten Wolfram
See, we got a bit of a problem right now.
He's kind of goaded, no?
I might race tungsten.
I kind of want to breed tungsten.
This is like the plan to go.
This kid could be awesome.
We're gonna go turn these fox into glue I could I could clone big skipper again. He is our championship horse I
Could also feed him uranium or one of them you're a okay
This is what y'all chose a retro rewind we're gonna play retro rewind either Wednesday or Saturday get over it
Merky thinking of the thousand buddies,
but you need to switch to sports golf soon, maybe.
Killer thinking of the sub.
If you haven't used it yet,
why don't you get inside and play
but you just don't have any game suggestions for that.
Activate your schedule, if you have another schedule.
Otherwise, lock in.
If you have any game suggestions,
please send them to the game slash cap.
Lock in.
What's this guy's fun?
Now, Red Dress Fog.
I do lock up.
I do lock up.
I do lock up.
I do lock up.
Take the nail.
I do lock up.
I do lock up.
I do lock up.
I do lock up.
I do lock up.
I do lock up.
I do lock up.
I do lock up.
little horse that I just made. Just my Silver Lasso, let me catch infinite horses.
Oh my god, do I have to pay?
No fucking way. I can just catch infinite horses?
Because we got that from winning the championship. How do you run? Oh, you're almost dead.
to glue and ooh you're almost dead too
yuck also glue buddy
in to the buddy what's in this
that's an incredible glue
now there's gotta be a cap on the fucking silver lasso man
there's no way I can just perpetually do this
they just popped out of kid holy fuck
Yeah, this guy might actually kind of crazy.
He's old as fuck, why are they all old as shit?
There's a horse that's not almost about to die.
Lock him for the stuff.
Alright, dude, you're coming from a championship horse and a winning horse.
You better have some crazy fucking boots on you man
He's got it he's got it just like his dad
Just like his dad. Oh my god. He's got it. He's got it. I don't even know if he needs the boots
Should I give him the boots if you take the boots if you take the boots
They can't or if you put boots on them. They cannot take them off. I
Don't think he needs them. Oh, he might topple over though
He hasn't fallen once yet, though.
What do we name you?
You have Big Skipper the Boots?
Big Skipper won a championship race. He cannot race anymore.
Once they win a championship race, they're effectively retired or turned into breeding horses.
Can't race, can't race big skipper anymore. So obviously this is Little Dipper.
Little Dipper Big Skipper.
This day's your first race
When you're playing some fucking shitters man, probably scariest guys 50 degrees
Show ponies too wide. Lobos got the saggy head. Those are usually good when they got the saggy heads
Let me give you pets
Fuck like can I pet him
That gives him motivation.
He needs this, he needs this.
Oh god.
Noble Warlock is a 2-1 winner here.
He jumped and got it!
He jumped and got it!
That's a false start.
That's a false fucking start.
What the hell is that?
What the hell is that?
And Noble Warlock a 2-1 dude?
What the fuck?
Why is he running so fast? Slow down.
Oh my god, are you serious? I need you to get fucking second.
I'm gonna burst you into that long ass fucking long ass head, bro.
It's just less than a thousand dollars.
Oh, Blazer's pretty cracked.
This is so stupid, but trust me, check.
Why is Jacks fucking coded?
Why is Jacks winning?
What the fuck?
Oh my god, I have no money.
Oh my god, I have no money.
Oh my god, I have no money.
Oh my god, I have no money.
Oh my god, I have no money.
Bob's best pal?
That's just a dog.
A dog.
Arf.
I've never seen a dog growl.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Arf.
And he can't move, why can't he move?
You know, he's got ankle walked or something?
Hey buddy, Bob.
Bob, the others.
Arf.
Bob.
Why is Bob not moving?
This guy is just reviving himself
Oh my god, it's close. Oh my god, it's so close. Paisley, come on. Paisley, come on.
Paisley, keep it up. Keep it up. Long strides. Long strides. No! You're losing it! You're
losing it! Long strides. Long strides. Consistency. Consistency is key. Oh my god, you're literally
right there. You're fucking joking. You're fucking joking.
Good day. Good day.
I lost all my money.
How is, how is, how is Schiff a fucking, how is Schiff a two to one horse?
How are you a two to one horse and run like that?
I just don't understand.
You're winning.
I, how am I supposed to,
bro, come on, there we go.
Oh, there we fucking go.
No, we're gonna get it back.
We're gonna get it back, Sam.
We're gonna get it back.
We're gonna get it back.
Trust me, trust me, trust me.
Bro, Chax is kind of a fucking runner, man.
I don't know who Kordoroy Prince is, but.
I'm telling you, Chax, Chax is the runner.
And now he sucks. What the fuck just happened?
What the fuck just happened? See, I mean, I think this is actually just like fully rigged.
Because I don't understand, I don't understand how the last time we did this race, he was like, he was like, in the talk of the fucking town, and he was able to win everything, and now he just actually blows.
I
Need I need I need I need an absolute come back right now. I
Need an absolute come back. I need a perfect one two three
And can buy off for some reason can run faster than anybody in the world can buy on is somehow the best
We just lost $4,000 in literally five minutes
I need I need I need to win I need to win I need to win I need to win I don't want to
I don't want to
For $20 Max bet
What?
Do you want to eat that or...?
EAT!
He'll be good.
He's gonna want us our money back, little dipper.
There we go.
shots.
It's a treadmill, it's not a fucking treadmill. It's not a treadmill.
Good.
Where's the cloning area right here?
Now we got Big Skippy. Now we got Big Skippy back again. Check. Hey, it don't even matter.
It don't even matter that I lost all the money. We got a championship horse. Big Skippers
I'm just hungry. Okay.
Eat. You got big race day, buddy.
Eat.
Is that DNA infinite? Yes, I think.
Why is he not moving?
Oh, just like his dad. Look at that. I need...
It's actually... it's just locked. I need seed money though. I need seed money though.
I'm gonna bet on that.
Goodbye, y'all.
Why can I only bet $20 again?
Why am I only allowed to bet $20?
That doesn't make any fucking sense.
You better not, you better not flip.
You better not flip.
You better not flip.
You better not flip.
This is a risky fucking horse.
Do you see this shit?
You don't know.
Hash it.
It's a guaranteed win. I'm playing against a bunch of fucking duds. Delegation of Do-Do.
Get the hell outta here. Oh, he's kinda not as fast as his dad was. And he's still really
good. Oh, I didn't name him yet. I do gotta name him.
He'll be a championship horse though.
Big skipper reincarnate.
Alright, now we win more money on the track.
Why are there people on the horses?
I've never seen this before.
Is this a hodjockey race?
Mm-hmm.
Mm-hmm.
Hey, let's get it moving, Shaxay.
Let's start, let's pick up a pace here, pal.
There we go, there we go.
We're finding our fucking str-
Oh, ho.
Whoa.
Mm.
Dude, it's the same three horses.
OH MY GOD!
We're gonna catch something good.
What is that?
Any luck with what?
Was that the bunny guy?
I took all his fucking shit and sold it.
What are those?
Did I miss retro rewind? We're not doing retro rewind today.
Alright, change game category. What is the title?
Oh, we're in just chatting. Don't know why that is.
Horsey Game... Horsey Game... Grind.
We're not doing retro today. We're gonna do it on Wednesday.
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uh crystal and cr for the sub j banks thank you to five got the medical after two weeks dry
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kilo and uh black off of the summer thank you to thousands of these how do you even breathe a car
and now because it probably won't run
I'm telling you, he's good, too.
No short legs, man.
It's a winning horse.
Short legs, you just give them boots, and they're a fucking star.
Every time, they just gotta have the right foot motion.
When they do that back and forth shuffle, it's like, oh man, you don't know what you're doing.
Oh, he needs food.
Alright, let's see it.
Could you be our next champion?
Dude, the boots. The boots are just... the boots are a fucking cheat code.
Nah, he's kinda got that stutter step.
He's not that good.
He's terrible.
He's terrible to, uh, to the clone big skipper.
We'll still throw him in a race.
We're not gonna give him a name yet.
See how he fares.
As long as he doesn't fall over, I think he wins this race.
If he's got...
Oh, no.
Oh, no.
Oh no...
Courage has the same idea!
Hammer time 2-1 odds.
I
Goddamn! Look at him run! This is just a dog in a fucking horse race! How is that fair?
How is that fair at all? Oh my god, get second, get second, get second, get second, get second,
Get second, get second, get second, get second.
BYE!
Dude, can I buy that dog?
Wait, is there a way I can buy that dog?
Who's selling that dog?
Who's the owner?
What is wrong with you?
Oh my god.
He can't even stand.
It's Bob's dog. Who's Bob? Where's Bob?
A thousand dollars. Bro, but he's a champ. I could clone him.
I could clone him. I'm gonna go back. We're gonna go back. We're
We're going to go back.
Big skipper is hungry.
I got to clone him.
We're going to race these two now.
Bro.
There we go. Hold up.
Big Skipper Lee incarnate you're up first buddy. I know this is a surefire win. I'm not even
I'm not even worried about it the bigger problems the other guy
Let's get our fucking second win on the box. You're gonna be a champ just like your dad or not your dad
You're technically a clone so
Just like your clone father. Now, I didn't even name you. Wait, didn't he lose the last race?
Bro, they're jumping the gun.
Now I gotta buy him. I gotta buy him. I don't want him to have any more race days.
He gets another run under his belt, that's bad.
Ah, damn, I can't believe I just bought that dog for a fucking thousand bucks.
Yeah, but now I'm just going to fucking get out of him.
What just happened?
I'm going to clone him, we're going to clone the dog, and then I'm going to breed the dog.
Oh
Right old though, why is he old as fuck it's cuz it's an old okay hold up. I understand I understand the problem
I gotta get a younger dog
I'm not a younger dog. I gotta get a younger horse.
That horse is young. No, he's not. Why are they all old as fuck?
Where do you get a horse that isn't fucking about to die?
three legs
he's almost dead
three two dogs? Where am I gonna get another dog at?
that was the first dog I've ever seen in this game
her
oh
read the dog with the horse you're right oh my god wait I breathe a big
skipper and the dog
I was too old to fucking breathe and these guys are EP alright well Bob we're
We're gonna have to race you here, man.
What does that mean, red?
Oh, he's neat.
Wait, Bob, can this win us a championship right now?
Oh, there's still a lot of money on the line now.
All right, Bob, I believe so.
We're gonna change that name after this.
Our Bob's best pal, yeah, we're gonna change that name
after this.
You're going against literal shitters.
Oh my god, he is just sprinting to the fucking finish.
I am flabbergasted at the speed and agility that this dog has.
Oh my god, he's there.
I'm fucking out of there.
Three grand left there.
A golden shovel?
Bob, you've done it.
I hate this.
I don't like this
Dude, it's all shitter horses man, they need to die
They need better horses to bat on they're all bad. It's like you just can't tell who's gonna win
Oh my god, and I could breathe these
Smashin'!
What was I agreed upon?
We'll just drive?
Is it moving?
You have to like give them a start.
Like, it'll roll, but he doesn't move himself.
This is a living thing.
for a big skipper's hunger oh my god
Okay, where is... here he is.
Oh, you're nothing like your dad.
Oh, you're nothing like him.
Wow.
What does he want, me?
I don't understand what he wants.
What does this fucker want?
Oh
Clone him
Now I gotta breed Bob
And a club
Well now I could just close
Give the car uranium you're a genius
I'm a figure I'll eat
Well real quick
That might have made him better
What about you you're like a losing horse
Made him made him darker
Honestly, I feel like he kind of plays a little bit better
Yo, we're gonna race you. Hold up. Where's Big Skat?
We got a champion ship today for Big Skat. And we got a regular re-
Good day?
Okay, I
Saw the name because he isn't one if he doesn't win if he doesn't win today. I'm just turning him to glue man
He just always flips over. I feel like the uranium made him a little bit more stable though
He's not as good as big skip in his jeans, but it looks like he's about to win this race
Nice, yeah.
Not bad, not bad, big skipper.
Big skipper, today's the day, buddy.
You're gonna win just like your dad.
And it's against some shitter competitors, man.
Like, I haven't seen a solid horse.
The only thing that would have worried me
would have been like Bob.
Bob as the dog would have been terrifying to race against.
Oh, yeah
3500 in the bag I
Just inherited a duck
Dude, okay, I'm why there was likes
I
What does he need to eat how do you run I
Mean in what world is this a good?
And his name is Rappaport put shoes on him
I feel like yeah, you do read him with the car
Maybe then the wheels will actually be able to...
Big skipper's getting let go.
POG, you can be free.
Now we're gonna clone him.
Wrong way.
We're going to clone the one trying to bend to the dog.
I don't know what he needs to eat now.
What does he need to eat?
It just says meat.
The meat pile.
But he won't eat the meat pile.
Oh, he does eat the meat pile.
Never mind
All right, well big skip a reincarnate
You could breed buddy, I don't know who I breed you with probably the dog
Two champs
That's gonna be a good fucking horse that's gonna be a good horse like I'm certain of that
eat. I mean, did they just eat when they want to? I don't understand. I can't like feed it.
Alright, let's see you run. Oh god, he has the fucking duck legs. I mean, it's slow but steady.
it's progress but I don't I just don't see a world where he he doesn't suck this
is the guy that we really need to see this is the breed between both both
champions I think the boots are really fucking them up maybe it was a fluke
Okay, hey, hey, hey, you can stop running, it's all right.
Honestly?
Winnable.
Hog, horse dog.
How do you get him to eat?
Get neat from the crocodile area to give to Bob.
Hey Jackass! Hey Jackass! You see what I'm doing? I got meat right here!
Oh they don't fucking eat unless it's in the fence. How stupid.
Oh god, you are waged! Oh my god! Why is he faster than Bob's best pal?
Little man, we're gonna race you, we're gonna race you, you're a champion, you're a champ,
okay, you're just a car, dude, I really want to know what this duck would make, what if
I do big skipper and the duck?
It's got potential.
Now he's all sleepy.
I think the coop sucks if I'm being real.
And I think I'm turning you to glue.
Yeah.
Yeah.
You're about to be glue-maxing real quick.
You're in here, Gawd.
That's just unreal terrible.
Hog, we have regular Horus, you know, we'll name them.
New Boot Goofen.
It's the only reason he can win a race.
I don't want to bet on any of those.
Uh, you got one championship, you're new and you're new.
My God!
Okay.
Three winners in a row here.
There is potential.
New Boot Goofin, you're up first.
Malpractice also has boots,
and I've heard that he's a good runner.
He's got a bit of skip into him.
Not as fast as New Boot Goofin, though.
New Boot Goofin, don't flip over, buddy.
You gotta keep your stride.
There it is, there it is.
One more, one more, one more.
Honest stride.
Unlucky not upset a little man
Hey Gigi's in the chat. It's already over. It's already over and
We'll see on the other side pal. This guy is actually just roller skates on fucking
man
What if I gave him roller skates? Would he be bad?
Hog is a prodigy of dog and big skipper
You've got high hopes for Hog.
Backflip, backflip.
Flip yourself over.
Flip yourself over.
Flip yourself over.
Okay.
One winner, two losers.
This might be a surefire bet now.
Lobo's good.
$900.
I know Lobo's a good runner.
Got a good stride, as long as you use a flip over I'll win.
Okay, hard of the sun, hard of the sun, more consistent.
Easy flip, easy win, easy win, easy 3k.
Alright, we need $10,000.
How much do I need to cure?
Wait, this is my race to bet on.
We have fucking four wild horses untrained.
Wild horse three, definite loser, it's a giraffe, giraffes never win.
Wild horse two has pegs for legs.
Wild horse four, it really comes with their stride, it's either one or four.
I do like the four-pick.
1000.
I should have done a thousand six.
Oh, he's got Jell-O legs.
Oh, fuck no.
Oh my God, how is this working?
Oh my God.
No, keep running, just keep going.
Just keep, no, no, no, don't flip over.
No, don't flip over, Jesus Christ.
I've never seen somebody's, wait, no, he's,
oh my God, wait, no, it's working, it is working.
When it's working, he's inching towards the finish line.
Oh my God, he flipped back over.
Holy shit, there's progress.
And hold the other one.
Dude, nobody else is gonna finish.
You just gotta finish the race.
No, you're going backwards.
Oh, come on.
Yeah, no, just try doing that again.
No, flip him upside down.
He was just like kind of dragging his head
across the ground and it worked.
This is possible.
No see that works buddy just keeps flipping the fuck over. Oh my god. Can we get that the other way?
He's like jumping halfway across the finish line. Oh
My god, see yeah, that's good. Oh my god, that's good
No, no, no, no, no, we're going the wrong way dude. I got $5,000 riding on this
I am I really oh god. I feel like I should just tear the ticket
Is there a world where he finishes?
Oh my god, I just kept the money!
They called the race!
Holy shit!
Part of the song.
Winnie!
She risked it.
I know apples is a good razor
May
Thousand on apples
You beating us today depends how these bets go oh my god wise fetches will have wash a the fucking best thing ever
Why is that worse cracks?
Make him buck make him buck make it
Hmm.
Dude, I'm betting on statues.
How much can I bet?
Let it run!
Let it run!
He literally, dude, he fucking sprinted to the finish of the last race.
Oh my god, I'm gonna be shabbling shit hold up I'm cheating I'm actually cheating I'm
I'm actually cheating.
No!
It saves!
No, it saves!
Oh my god!
Good day!
Good day!
Bro!
Oh my god!
Good day!
I
Sir
Yeah, I re-up
Bro fuck this stupid horse
Oh my god, I'm not betting on any horse that race
or any race that works is in, but it hurts the sun too.
You don't want my ass.
Hey bro.
This could be anybody, bro.
I kinda like Cricky.
Apple sucks.
We need to calculate it,
You need a calculated win here. See? Told you. Told you. Told you.
So sure fire win. Okay. Why did he just like jump fucking nine feet off the start?
Oh my god. Just don't fall. Just don't flip over. Just don't flip over and you
literally win. I mean honestly even just don't flip over. Apples will finish the
race. That's why apples is a two to one. He doesn't fall. You just have to finish
the race how do you're going backwards man apples is catching on you apples is
catching on you come on come on a little bit more there we go there we go no
jitter step let's just get there oh my god that's what we need oh my god see
that's like just a jump. Easy.
Hey, Lil.
Woo!
Just to see. I think Puree, I think Puree's got a good, I think Puree's got a good stride doing.
Hey, Lil.
I
Fucking world
Have two fucking championships. Oh my god wait
Wait, wait
Wait
Wait and look at fetches. I put fucking 30 grand on fetches and he flips but this race
He just fucking locks in like how is that even bro come on come on come on
Hey, look I kind of want to let it ride on fetches again
Be safe be safe
Nap time nap time
I got a little bit of a comeback because I picked up some more off the map.
Alright, little man, you're goaded, you're coming to race today.
I think I'm going to turn Koop into Glue.
You're a little Rex-Bax.
Little Rex-Bax has it going for him.
I mean, he just knows...
Oh, don't do that to her anyways.
Ignore that new boot goofing and hog
The big day big race day
See that's jumping the gun dude all these horses are fucking cheating do we not understand how shocked now come on
Come on, come on, come on.
No, no, no.
Rocks backs.
You might be a little bit inbred, but it's okay.
I'm fine with that bunny hop.
I'm fine with that bunny hop as long as you finish the race.
There we go, five rebots.
Okay.
One and out.
New Boop Goop in, you're up next, buddy.
You're slow but sturdy.
I love your stride.
I give you a little bit.
I give you a little bit of uranium,
and it worked perfectly on you.
You're slightly, slightly radioactive,
but you're gonna win this race right here, I can tell.
And GG's, do and oh!
Do and oh, little man!
Doesn't even need to speak for a little man.
Look at him, look at him.
Oh, I got him!
Mark?
I need to tell, I need to tell to have the privilege!
It's like watching Kay Ledecky in the Olympics.
He finishes before the others even start.
I think hog flip the last time did I look flip last time or you just got it I think you just got out
but he's really like a horse see that's the problem of hog and your go I love a wild horse race
Oh, I love a wild horse race.
Wild horse three is going to face plant the second race starts.
Wild horse twos feet are on backwards.
That could be good. That actually could be could be sneaky goaded.
One looks the most sturdy, he's got a fat fucking head though, he might topple forward.
I kind of want to go for it.
Thousand bucks.
Trust me.
Trust me.
Trust me.
See?
I told you.
I told you.
I told you.
I told you.
I told you.
I told you.
I told you.
I told you.
One was a good shot though, not as good as four.
Shall I understand the fucking biology?
I understand the anatomy of these horses.
You would think two would be a good pick, but his legs were all fucked up.
Okay, now we're kind of shot through in the same place.
One's kind of catching up.
I know we're going to- Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
Come on!
No!
Come on!
Yes!
Yes!
Hey, that guy's name was just...
Captain!
What is it?
Yo, when they got that saggy hat, it's always good!
It's always good!
They're a little unpredictable, but when they got that saggy head, bro, look at them run.
Look at them run.
As long as you just start hitting those jitters, we're good.
I'm kinda shocked.
Luck be a ladle is- is driving this- this well.
How is- come on.
NOOOOO!
NOOOOO!
And we're fucking back, dude.
Oh my god, we're so back.
We're so back.
You win this in like ten minutes, dude.
I win this fucking game.
Oh, let's fucking go, dude.
Oh, you're getting turned to glue.
Rex Pax is running, you're running.
Oh, wait, which one's getting turned to glue?
I think Nubu Goofen won.
Nubu Goofen's got a championship race, and we're going to give you a bottle of hot sauce
now.
Where's Nubu Goofen?
We need you a little juice stop, buddy.
There we go.
There we go. Oh hell yeah. Oh hell yeah. Let's get you roided up, buddy.
Hog's- Hog's getting turned to glue.
Yeah, we needed him.
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm. There we go.
Now he's got some faffin' his stuff.
Sneakpeck Thatchers.
Sneakpeck.
Sneakpeck.
Sneaky- Sneakypeck on Thatchers.
As long as you didn't flip
Oh my god, oh my god
I gotta turn you to glue, but I think all of these are champs now
Oh, we only have one champion entry at a time, okay
Alright, yeah, we'll do you first, because I think it's one of the games that's gonna be the better one.
Rack specs! Championship race tomorrow as long as you win right here, buddy!
Just don't topple over, you can do your lo- you can do-
Nubu Goofen, he's on that juice. Let's go.
Oh my god, he's getting fetches!
What the fuck?
That's $500 to put him in there, by the way.
I
Scared money don't make money
God
Fucking stride to him. That's a solid horse. I
Really need yeah, I know to pick it up. I hope Kevin fleps Kevin might win
Oh my god!
Trust.
Trust.
Winning!
Good day!
Get me one. Make me happy. Make me happy. Make me happy, little one.
Make me happy.
God I wish I could just bet on him
Can I is there a way that I could put him in a regular race and just put fucking eighty thousand dollars on little man
Because like I just you just can't lose
Like even Kevin's got a crazy stride
On a sort of hot sauce
Little man's just literally
Malpractice two to one horse.
How does this keep happening? How does this keep happening?
That thing doesn't even have a head!
God, apples is just a solid horse.
Dude, they're all terrible.
NASCAR TEMP NAME?
TEMP NAME.
Oh, hell yeah!
And he's pounding sand.
Oh yeah!
No!
And he's pounding sand.
And we're doing the back step, okay.
Okay.
Whoa!
That's creepy.
He's got three legs.
Hup!
Manubu's blue bin could still win a champ.
I believe in his last year, man. I really do.
I'm turning you with you to glue to alright everybody else little man, yo little man and
Bob's best pal got to do it, there's clones of one another.
Okay he's already jittering backwards so that's not good.
We gotta kill some things, we gotta kill some things, okay.
Where did the car go?
Let's get some running in.
How are you doing?
You're a little prodigy.
Oh god.
Alright, he's got it in him.
He's got it in him.
He's got it in him.
Yippee.
Where's the other one?
They had twins.
This one's a little fucked up.
Oh god, but he's solid though. He's like a fucking diving board. Look at his back.
The board.
Rex Bax is gonna race. They're gonna race. These two are champions.
Big Skippers. Wait, Big Skipper reincarnate isn't dead yet?
Who else is getting where did the car go there it is
The car, chat, the car won't move.
Look, you guys are saying race the car.
What the fuck did you say?
Chat, I'm telling you the car does not win a single race.
Look, are you blind? Watch.
He's in move.
He'd be good in a downhill, yeah?
There's downhill races? You gotta get lucky on one though.
If you don't know if it's a downhill or not until you're in it.
Dude, Rax-Vax just finished, man. Just don't fuckin' flip over again.
Every time they just be flipping over, it just ruins it.
May. May.
Come on. Come on!
Good shit, buddy. Oh, good shit, buddy.
Oh, you're one step away.
My God.
What is it?
Oh.
Rolling Danny.
Yeah.
Why are we even giving that horse hot sauce?
We think he's really going to win.
Dude, the board?
Okay.
The board's actually a little more unstable than his father.
And mother.
Yippy also wins.
Yeah.
We're just about out of two championship horses.
Yeah.
Yippie also wins.
Yeah, we're just about out of two championship horses here in the bag.
Wow.
Thicklefinger is getting a bat...
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Come on!
Yeah!
Wait, can I bet on Thickle?
Is there any way I could...
Oh, this is a championship race.
Kevin's in here.
It's over.
GG's.
Car in the power plant?
I already have an alligator in the power plant.
Just don't fall. Nubu Goofin, come on man.
Nubu Goofin, you're a- you- you- you had the cards dealt badly.
Uhhh...glue.
Uhhh...
Yo, what was the name of that horse?
Ficklefinger!
I'm literally- it's all on it.
I'm letting it ride! I'm letting it ride on this horse. Chat, I am so confident this
horse wins. You have no idea. Look at him. He's so sturdy. He's got the perfect legs
for the boots too.
I mean, it's just, it's a lock. Oh my god, a wild horse race. I don't think any of these finish.
I don't think any of these finished. This one's toppled over the draft stocks. It's got to be number three. He's gonna topple over.
over.
Fourkac.
As long as, as long as three finishers.
It's over.
Wait.
If, ah, if two flipped, I would win.
It's over.
Oh my god!
Oh, when?
Always, dude!
It's...
Bro, you're acting a little different there, buddy.
One to one...
No!
I'll wait.
Good day.
I'll wait.
Good day.
You're salveys
Seventeen
Oh
Holy shit, he's even faster. Oh my god, wait that might have not been bad
Wait, he can race again
Again in the same day
We'll see how this one goes.
I left the boot, she gives a shit. I'm about to win the game right now.
I'm going to have three championship fucking horses.
Wow.
God, this is just such a lock on Apple.
Is it not or abort retry fail?
Third leg? Yeah, he sucks.
Meh.
Apple's just a solid shout.
You gotta put three down, Apple.
It's either Apple or a board.
Yo, why is he jumping like he's on the moon? You see this low gravity?
He wins.
Stupid. It's just fucking stupid.
God, I gotta stop betting! I gotta stop betting! I gotta stop betting! I gotta stop betting!
All bad horses.
Zinger.
That's it.
We're done batting if I lose this.
Zinger, Zinger, come on.
Come on, Zinger!
Hell yeah!
She's still flip.
She's still- no, no, no, no, no, no!
Oh my god.
Doss boot?
Oh wow, this is the race of the shitters.
It's vulnerable, it is very vulnerable, how far is it?
Oh it's far. Oh it's far. We need one of them to flip. Doss Boots just got to start taking
a lead here man. He's going to make a commanding, he's going to make a commanding stride. He
is the most consistent. There one goes. NASCAR? He's up the rim. It's a little bit of an uphill
battle. Doss Boots got in him. Oh he's tired. Oh he's tired. You see it in his eyes. Oh he's
slow it down. You just finish. Oh hell yeah. We have $39,000. We have $39,000. Oh my god,
that's boot again. Jelly donuts a goat. No, I gotta go jelly. Last met of the day. And
then we go do the championship races. This would win me the game, by the way. This would
win me to you.
Move Jelly, what the fuck!
Oh my god!
How does Jelly have to, how does Jelly have to, how does Jelly have to...
Dude, I'm not even racing horses anymore, we're just racing straight n' all.
Alright, we got three championship races.
Oh, real quick, fat thou.
6700.
Poppishplot proved himself last race and then they died.
What is with these inconsistent fucking horses?
What is with this dude?
Why is Luck v. Lad just actually just sprinting to the finish line right now?
How is this even happening?
Oh come on man.
Have him flip.
Have him flip.
Keep him walking backwards.
Keep him walking backwards.
No, no, no, no, no, no.
them flip keep them keep them walking backwards keep them walking backwards no
no no no no no backwards backwards those all suck all right
Alright, let's do our chance races.
Oh wait, no, they have to eat.
We're gonna do the one that I think's gonna lose first.
Alright, we're gonna do the one that I think's
gonna lose first.
Oh, you're against DOSBOO and Kevin.
This isn't good.
Rax-Fax, you gotta start moving early, man.
You gotta get on the jump.
Lucky laddle's also a pretty good horse.
Kind of a giraffe combo, I think he flips here, though.
Oh yeah, it's close.
And it's done.
Whoa!
Hmm.
Oh my god, we're so back.
I love petting the horses with like fucked up faces, like when they're, when their neck is broken or just like, they're just so good.
Why are they so good?
Why is Zinger a one-to-one odds?
Nine-to-one on the others? Holy.
Do I just go like 10k here?
One to one odds. That's like a definitive win.
Oh yeah. This is a 320k.
Okay, how's it going to get in the box, free 20k?
All right, let's do our other races.
Okay, you lost, Rapsacks.
You need a horse to win two races.
Oh, if you didn't win two races,
I'm gonna get a nest,
and then I'll give them hot sauce to wake up.
You have to be your fo-
Hey!
We're gonna ignore that.
Yippie, I don't know what the fuck you were doing there, man.
The board.
Championship race.
Come on!
Why is Yippie so much worse than the board when they're twins?
Like, genetically, shouldn't they be exactly the same?
Like, look at that.
Like, genetically, shouldn't they be exactly the same?
Like, look at him, he's just so much more consistent.
It might have been the domain of the race!
So cute, this thing's ugly as fuck.
Yo, if we win, like, one more bet.
I'm just gonna put 10k.
If bath doesn't flip, it's literally just game.
It's just game.
Look at them, dude.
Just keep with it.
Don't get tired.
Don't get tired.
Don't get tired.
Don't get tired.
Oh my god, just literally finish.
You are one, you are one, jump away.
That's game, that's game, is it not?
Pour it into my mouth.
Oh, remarkable, I'm chilled.
Thank you for playing Hoasee Game.
My name is Justin Smith, I'm responsible for this game.
show the credits to each of you.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
I'm not watching the rest of that W game now.
Yo, there's probably a bunch of other
random shit you can do, like breed, like
giraffes and stuff, but like, bro, there's just
a meta. Like, horsey game
just has a meta, man.
We beat it, though. That was a fun fucking
game.
All right, chat, we're going to call that there.
WStream.
Appreciate you all that popped out.
I already posted the main to the gaming, so watch that.
Big thing of the three.
Big and big for the sub.
Seek and hand for the sub.
Gavin Slough, Gabe Boggy, Unray.
Big and boss for the sub.
Pack up the 3GB for the sub.
Doach, they give it to the thousands, but he's chat.
We're calling that there.
If you haven't been able to watch,
give it a play.
If you haven't played, give it a sub.
I hope you're live tomorrow at 2PM ESC.
We're doing a full React day.
Monday, we're doing a 980 charity challenge stream
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Tuesday I'm not live, Wednesday is going to be horror games
as well as retro rewind, Thursday I'm not live,
Friday is going to be React Saturday next week,
or next Saturday rather, it'll be random games
and more content king, and then we'll go from there.
But yeah, appreciate everyone that popped out
because if I'm watching, I know it was live very early,
but it was a fun stream,
fun five and a half hour stream in a while,
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We're going to be reading cloak chap appreciate y'all hope you have fun, and I'll catch y'all later
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