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Bro, I went to the dentist today, and my teeth are still yellow as fuck.
I
Was everybody doing on this van fucking tastic Wednesday everybody chat we are live early today
For a horror game day, I didn't think that I was gonna go live this early
but I
Got all my shit done before stream that I needed to get done
So I was like, ah, why not go live?
So we're here now.
We're going to be streaming early today.
And we have a horror game today.
Chat, we have three games that we're definitively playing today,
starting out with probably the scariest game called
Don't Play This.
A lot of people have been asking me to play this game,
even though the game's titles don't play this.
Apparently, it's going to be a pretty scary walk through horror
psychological horror game.
I don't really know what it's about, but we'll see.
Then we're gonna be hopping into a game called Empty Gauge,
which is like a lower quality horror game,
kind of on the same level,
like graphics-wise as like a fears to fathom.
And then we're going to be rhyming it out
with Midnight Hoops.
Can we do CS2?
No!
I am not opening cases for a bit.
I lost $1,000 opening cases.
Like in the last three days, I don't want to open more cases.
I'm not opening more cases.
Stop asking me to open more cases.
It's a waste.
I lose often.
Jesus, dude, we got like nothing in the last opening.
Actually, I think we lost more than $1,000 two days ago.
Because on Monday we did, I did an 850 buy,
but then I traded up four reds that I had
in another red that I got, which probably had a cumulative value
of like another $350.
And then I got like $100 a knife out of it.
So I probably lost like $1,001.
Anyways, yeah, we're doing a horror game day today.
For probably the whole stream, if we
finish these three horror games in a decent time,
we might hop on another game.
I don't really know what, but we'll see.
Tomorrow is going to be number one bus bound.
We have a short two hour bus bound sponsor,
but it's a fun sim game that's dropping anyway.
You're like a bus driver.
That's the premise of the game.
We're gonna start out with that at like 3.30 tomorrow.
After which we're going to be playing Prattfall
and Spider Roulette, two friend slop gains,
me, Sneeg, Zusey, and Chris.
Haven't done a friend slop day in a while,
so I'm pretty excited.
That's Thursday.
Friday's a full React day at like 3.34 EST.
Saturday, I'm not live.
Sundays, React's in the food gauntlet.
Monday, random games in the Trevor Project charity stream,
which I set up today.
So that's ready to go on Monday.
We're gonna be matching chat stone-os up to 10K
for suicide prevention for Trevor Project.
Tuesday, next week,
dead-ass disco drops in random games.
And then the sixth, the next Wednesday,
I'll be live early doing a short React day.
And then I'm gone to 7th to the 11th.
I'm gone for five days, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12.
Yeah, five days I'll be back to the 12th.
I'm going to be filming a video with Jack,
or two videos technically, one of his, one of mine.
So we're both collabing on each other's channel.
So we're getting two videos out of that.
That'll be on the YouTube whenever those are done.
Me and Jack Pembroke.
And then I'll be back to the 12th.
And we'll be doing a recap, probably reacts.
And then Directive 8020 drops the fucking super massive games
dark anthology series that is taking it to space this time.
Pretty excited to be playing that.
I don't think we'll beat it in one stream.
I'm pretty sure Directive 8020 is probably
going to be like an eight to a 10 hour game.
If it's around eight hours, we might try to beat it
in one stream.
But if it's like a 10 or a 12 hour game,
we'll probably do a double, like a back to back stream day
and just beat it.
When are we doing GTA 5, the story mode?
Probably closer to the actual release of GTA 6.
So probably around August, if I had to guess.
But there's a lot of other games that are dropping
this May, slash in the summer.
007 drops in May, we're gonna be playing that.
Gamble with your friends is a friend's flop game
I really wanna play.
Shift at midnight's dropping.
What else?
What other big drops?
Backyard baseball drops in July.
Dead faces is coming out.
Beetleball is supposed to be a fun multiplayer game
that's dropping soon.
What else?
Bacom, I think, might drop in the summer.
But yeah, if you have any games you want me to play,
chat, or videos you want me to react to,
video suggestions, game suggestions,
and apps that's not fine,
those are videos that I watch and games that I play.
Stop the app and just play the game.
That's the plan, buddy.
We're not gonna gap too long
that everyone's gonna hop right in.
I need to read dough knows real quick Brandon for the sub not taking the three reacts apart to the Minecraft movie
You saw a couple months ago. Obviously not today
The Minecraft movie you saw the ARG video. We already watched that that won't be a gaming video though
Because the entire box copyrighted it's on the VOD channel though remedy for the three Jordy and Brandon for the sub
Kelly yo full take of the three do a live stream to you moan your lawn
No, I'm an ivory for the sub be it's Robin and Jedi for the sub Josh
Thank you for the four chapter to three. You can tell the temperature outside based on the chirps of the crickets back
Think of a sub more 10 take it a thousand buddies. I feel for the sub scouting for the thousand buddies
Fantastic Wednesday Carson Hoover. They are a host of our think of the ten gifted subs
Thank you. They've got something of the ten gifted's
Charlotte Shady, Cren, Destra, Dizzy, Just Huey, Cole or cool Victor just gliss mic Dylan happy swid
Victorians with the subcosm like a pretty but the subram you think of it a three
Ali and bread of the sub not thinking of the three chats retro rewind when don't know
Maybe at the end of today
I'm not sure. I'm not sure we're doing these three horror games and then if we have time
We'll rip some other shit, but it's not gonna be a long-ass stream today
We've been doing like six hours today's probably gonna be like a four and a half if I had a guess as an ender
Think of the sub tomorrow will probably be a long stream because we're doing friend slop games
Friday, I'll probably be normal. Oh, I did film one other thing. I did film the sir straw ming video
For the food gauntlet the food gauntlet sundae as promised from the f cancer charity stream because we raised like 18k or some shit done for that
Thank you guys for the support during the charity streams by the way
But as promised we're doing a food gauntlet, but I couldn't do sir straw ming because it smells so bad that
It would have made my stream room reek
Also, W. Bobat for letting me know that I shouldn't open it inside. I didn't even eat it
But it fucking reeks chats. I almost threw up. I said I wasn't eating it
I have free will I have fucking free will man. I I literally said I'm not eating this
I thought it was gonna smell bad and I was just gonna play it up chat
It was actually the worst thing I've ever smelt in my entire life
Dead bodies immediately. It sprayed all over my phone. Hey everybody. I'll let you guys listen to it
Wait listen
done this
play
Oh, no, I can't cut you guys see the whole thing. How should I do it?
Oh, it's it's juicing a little bit wait
Juicing out a lot you can see it right there. It's dripping everywhere
Oh, that really smells.
Oh, my God. Oh, my God, now.
Oh, my God.
What a scene now. You'll see it on Sunday.
It's a part of the food gauntlet. I'm not going to show you early.
Oh, my God, now.
Oh, my God, now. I was going to play it up for the video.
Chad, I don't think I could do this.
I actually do almost are crying. It smells so bad not like sad cry, but like it reeked
It smelled like death like I'm not even gonna lie
Okay, have you ever have you ever been fishing offshore and you have to chum?
Where you kind of like chop up a bunch of fish into like a mush and then throw it in the water
It smelled like chum, but if it was out in the sun
for like a week and then you doused it in vinegar and
Then maybe like killed an old man right next to it and it's just dude like rancid
Like the most rancid thing I've ever smelled and I've been inside of a dumpster. I've been inside of a dumpster
I have I have been in a in the vicinity of a
what is it called
Where they pump shit out whatever that truck is. I've been around one of those for a day
What's I jumped in a dumpster for $20 in high school and it smelled really bad and I smelled really bad after
Yeah, septic tank like I've smelled like feces like pretty bad like I've been in like hot porta-pobbies
Dude, I've been around dead animals and fish and shit dude
SirStroming is genuinely the worst smelling thing I have ever smelled.
Like, God, it ruined the- okay.
Here's to put it in perspective.
I was breathing out of my mouth and still gagging after I breathed through my nose.
So, I'm not even getting most of the scent receptors.
Like, I was like mouth breathing and gagging.
Like, it smelled that bad.
What is it? It's rotting fish or it's it's technically aged fish or whatever. What is sir strumming?
I don't know what type of fish it is. Yeah, fermented Baltic sea herring. It's one of the world's smelliest foods.
Fermenting lightly salted fish and barrels for months and then they can it in the pungent aroma of eggs and onions.
It has a salty umami flavor. Get the fuck out of here. Oh my god looking at it makes me wanna throw up
It looks like boils like that
Sorry, no that was actually that was a real gag that was the real nose
I can't look at the I can't know actually no chat. I'm so serious. It sprayed on my phone yesterday
when I was opening it when it sprayed it got on my phone and
And for like two hours after I was just I was just smelling it
Over and over again. It was no the worst smelling thing ever actually so bad. I don't I like washed my phone
People eat that yeah, I don't I there's like a specific way you're supposed to eat it where it doesn't taste as bad
But I don't think there's a world where it's not disgusting
I would be so real it was the worst smelling thing ever and I I was like looking into it and apparently
It's like obviously it's a traditional dish in Sweden, but like
Swedish youth don't even like it
It's like a traditional Swedish delicacy, but
But younger generations tend to not like it at all, comparable to like older people.
I don't know, man.
Like it was, like it smelled, it smelled worse than Roadkill.
And that's saying something.
Like have you ever been around like, like a flattened animal that's been baking in the sun?
Like it smells like shit.
Like that times 15.
Like, like, it's so much worse.
And it was a $35 can.
It comes in, it's bulging, so when you pop it open, it sprays.
Nobody likes it, it's a tradition we do.
There has to be somebody that likes it.
It has to be somebody that likes it.
There's no way, there's no way it's a tradition off...
I know in Iceland, the tradition of eating a Greenland shark is more off of the reminder of your ancestors and the need to survive and the lengths they had to go through to live in that climate prior to being able to advance technologically.
Iceland has like one of the highest average incomes and they have you know all these you know modern
advancements like before all that like living in Iceland was horrible like it was really hard to
survive you know 500 years ago 400 years ago so it's like people eat it as a reminder of that
is that is that the same thing I don't know I don't know like the historical root of Sir
strumming maybe
Can't put the sub monarch of the three how's the slide in Boston not that bad separately with the subject of the three
Would you rather eat shit than here?
Would you rather eat shit then he then that human shit? I'm talking about I would rather
I would rather smell my own poop then then sir strumming
I think I would rather try sir strumming
than human feces, just off of a safety-ness factor,
but I'm so serious, I think human feces
would be easier to eat.
And I haven't tried it, but the smell was so repulsing
that whatever it tastes like, it doesn't matter, right?
Christopher thinking of this stuff.
I don't know though, I've never eaten human shit,
so I don't know, I've never eaten shit,
So I don't know, well actually shrimp, shrimp veins I've eaten, that's poop, technically.
You ever, you ever, you know that black vein on a shrimp?
That's poop.
I'm not giving a fuck about that though.
I eat that shit.
Motherfuckers be like, ew, I'm like, not really that big of a deal.
You know?
Yeah, it's just a little poop vein, but that's different than eating like
straight shit.
Yeah, a little poo-strang.
But you know it's cooked. You're not going to taste it.
Chris is on the sub-Soviet and balancing for the sub-never off of the 8.
Had a big message sent out, did it fit?
I want to show some love.
You're a pure double mean. Keep it up.
Appreciate the drive. Thank you.
Hidden doctor for the sub-case, even the 3.
Director for the 1000, but he's prepped for the 5.
How are you good? Just thank you for the 3.
Girlfriend Splendor, tripped in New York.
Oh.
Yeah, we'll see you never bow weird-ass chatter
Yeah, the mods saw that one hold up. Yeah, but I'm blocking you man
Fucking weirdo
Uh, king with a sub-i-fall for the sub-health of the three.
Just blocked and deleted all the messages with my X.
I feel way better. That's awesome.
J, take it to three.
Help me to track me covered with my dog passing away.
Rip at the chat. I'm sorry for the loss of your dog, Jordan.
Had him since COVID. His name was Titan.
Rip Titan in the chat.
I'm sorry for the loss of your dog, man.
That's so sad.
Enderino, S, Rachel, Brandon,
Ali with a sub-rem, even three,
now with a sub-super, and Kord,
take it to the sub-rem, take it to the three.
Love your acts.
Can you watch a video on my YouTube and me drawing?
No.
Pean, take it to the sub-two, A to the three.
You can react to video, sub, chat, chat, chat, chat, chat.
Watch it.
First game of the day.
Don't play this.
Pixel, think of it as a threat.
Which bomb is it?
Don't know.
But I did react to it.
All right, lock in.
Don't play this.
This is supposed to be the scariest game
that we're playing today.
And I always start out with the scariest chat.
I said that.
I said that.
All right, I tried to.
If we play multiple horror games in a day,
I want to get the scariest one out of the way first.
I don't give a fuck if I'm playing it earlier in the day.
I don't like scary games.
Pure for the sub-chatter, think of it as a five-gift.
It's a lock-in chat.
Please don't send bets.
I'm not going to be able to read them
while we are on this game.
Pure thinking of the sub-chats.
Hop in.
Mr. Meeseeks, thank you for the four.
Got a new Puffco.
Awesome.
Chats! Lock it in!
Mr. Meeseeks, thank you for the 490 bits, by the way. I said 400.
I was skimping you out there on the 90 bits. Thank you for the 90 bits as well, brother.
490 bits.
W. Meeseeks.
Zach, thank you for the sub. Chats?
Chats?
Don't play this.
I hope there's story. Oh, fuck this.
What is Flappy Egg? Can I play that before things get scary?
You have a new message for sure to read it. Or just play fucking Flappy Egg.
It's everybody gonna fuck themselves.
Yo y'all remember when Flappy Bird got deleted and everybody thought the world was gonna fucking end?
No!
Oh, it'll be okay as long as you have a downloaded it's just not in the app store anymore.
You're still gonna be able to use it I
Remember I had that shit downloaded into my iPad mini for like two years after I
Was like yeah, I still got that shit and in a plane and knockoff version in high school called Fady Bird
And I would sit in class and me my friend would play Fady Bird
He's trying to beat each other's high score
I remember we got to like 283 or something I
Would just not this is the easy this is easier than Flappy bird by the way, holy fuck. This is so easy
No, but I would know life the fuck out of that we play in school got to a point where me and him were so competitive
I would message him at like two in the morning just a screenshot of my new high score
The fucking euphoria in that shit chat was awesome
damn it 72
It's not Batch at first try on fucking Flappy Egg.
Rye bashed surprise for the sub-zack of Eve for the sub.
That's a wow from Max.
Bro, I was surfing the dark net yesterday and came across some creepy videos.
Check it out.
I gotta just download that.
I didn't just open it.
Oh my god am I where am I dude oh fuck no wait am I just playing like snippets of horror
games that things gonna chase me I'm not even giving a fuck bro just start throwing the
The jump scares that thing.
Nevermind, I take it back.
Nevermind, I take it back.
Nevermind, I take it back.
He's gonna be gone.
I knew it.
Oh, no, he's here.
That motherfucker with scoliosis looking like Voldemort.
Give him, I'm just gonna be playing
a bunch of like short sniffing horror games.
The key under the book on the table.
The key under the book on the table that this dead guy's holding how sweet
Hey, buddy, you mind if I take that from you big dog? I know you're having a fancy dinner and everything. Yeah, let's just get that hand out of there
Thank you
Thank you for that key really appreciate it. I'll be on my way now though
You two or three had a lovely day
Or night I
Don't even know where I am. I feel like I'm in a space ship not a spaceship
Why am I jiggle peaking a window?
Hello?
What the fuck?
What's the fuck, dialed?
What's happening?
What's happening?
Oh, no, I'm okay.
No, I'm okay.
Wait, actually, I'm okay.
Oh, no, I'm okay. No, no, I'm okay. Wait, actually, I have a captain's hat on. You guys have to listen to me.
Just read it. If anybody reads this, there's a radio in the cabin that could be used to contact the other crew.
If you tune it in, it'll work. Radio in the other cabin. Roger.
Please! Don't do this! You don't need to do this! I knew he would be gone! I called it! That one was too animated!
Oh my god, there's bulk cutters in there! Radio in the other cabin!
I'm salivating, I'm so scared. Whose foot is that? Oh no!
Oh, I can tune it right here? That's simple.
I feel like we're getting some fucking alien connection going on here. What the fuck's happening?
This does not sound like a regular radio.
What frequencies could I possibly be intercepting right now?
Why do we have skill checks this early into the game?
Somebody's behind me!
HURRY UP!
BANG!
That was easy.
Don't be behind me, don't be behind me, don't be behind me.
How's that open now?
Oh.
Sorry, sir, I didn't I was going I was not no I wasn't gonna take your seat. I was just
I'll be your waiter for the day
First got goldfish eyes
Sort of medical condition his vision's got to be terrible he surely never catches me go damp him up
I think I'd rather not I can't get out of here, but first
something I need to find something to cut that chain with I already know where I
could cut that chain deck I saw that on the other side of the room Jigal peak
alright he's not there how do I get in that room you have to go back through
over here. How the fuck am I supposed to get in that side? Oh my god can I crawl through
the wall or like sledgehammer this shit? It's so fucking quiet now I hate it. Walk in there.
Dude, I hate these walkthrough horrors, no fucking-
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!
WOOOOOHOH!
What was that?!
I hate these walkthrough horrors, bro.
No story, it's just like, hey, there's some fucking incest monster following you.
He has- he hasn't cut his fingernails in seven months.
And he smells of urine in mildew.
He's actually just an amalgamation of all of your traumas that you- that you've realized
over the years.
Why am I grabbing a wife jacket and not gonna jump in the middle of the fucking ocean?
Do I not know how to swim?
Just go.
Just go.
Just go.
Just go.
I don't even know where I'm going, but just go.
What the fuck's over here?
Can I climb through that hatch?
What did he say I needed to do?
Oh, fuck this. I have to go up? How do I go up?
There's not a ladder.
Oh, let me go grab the chair.
What a great idea.
Surely nothing could go wrong over here with all the dead bu-
What is that noise?
You're telling me this guy rearranged the entire fucking layout of this room here without
me hearing it?
Dragging this water around the board?
Dude, I am actually cha- you know I'm a strong suicide prevention advocate.
But if I'm in this situation, I've said it before, and I'll say it again.
I'm not trying to survive this.
Let me tell you that.
If I have one of those fuckers trying to chase me, it is a good night for me.
I think this is a different situation, though.
How do I get out of here?
Is that a head on the floor? What is that?
Dude, I'm just going in circles at this point.
Why am I going back here? What am I getting? Stop! Please!
Please, please, please. I don't know where I'm going.
I'm going, I'm literally just wandering around this entire fucking house.
I hear somebody.
I have a fucking 800 pound linebacker.
Looks like there's a ladder here.
Where's here?
Where's here?
There's a ladder here.
Chat, where?
Ladder, ladder, ladder.
Just accept your fate.
Fuck you.
Accept my fucking fate.
I'm getting out of here.
It was right there.
Oh, it said looks like there's no ladder-
Oof!
Oh, how convenient.
Oh, I'll sleep.
Who's calling?
Maybe the rescue. I need an answer.
Nooooooooo!
We're crawling out of the fucking ship?
I'm literally escaping and we're gonna go back. Oh, what a great play. Oh, what a great fucking idea
Yeah, let's all yeah, let's just trap myself in the corner over here
It's gonna fucking check out these people tell me why is there a huge piss stain on that mattress?
I don't want to turn around
I was trying to pre-jack the scares just so I saved myself in case things get a little
too scary. The ladder is gonna be gone. Hey, I'm Joe. Nice to meet you.
Yeah
Yeah, cortisol cortisol is going up pretty high right now. What a sex is that bow rider? Holy fuck
I need to find the white switch. Why did it not kill me?
Why are why do we never why do we never question that you guys ever think about that shit? I?
I I literally had the potential to kill me right there and it didn't
Two fuses are missing. Oh, I gotta go fucking find them. How nice
Here's the first one
I need to find one more fuse
I'm gonna have to walk back this way. He's like toying with my body
What type of mythical creature plays with you before they kill you doesn't that is that what ah the fucking it clown
does what's his name I'm just staring at the floor nothing could scare me if I
nothing could scare me if I just stare at the floor the whole time what do you
pause nothing scary if I'm staring at the floor
cheat code nothing scary if I'm just not looking
Oh, I thank you for the fuse.
Just go back.
Just stare at the floor again.
Can't hurt me if I stare at the floor.
Can't hurt me if I'm looking at the floor.
I gotta look up a little bit.
Somebody has some metal crowbar they just dropped.
I wonder who that could be.
Let's just keep going and plugging the fuse potentially.
Maybe start the power.
Maybe start the power.
How did he just fucking morph into the water?
Does it turn on?
Oh my god.
Can we crawl out of here now?
I want to leave.
I want to leave this fucking place.
Holy shit, are there fucking five of these scenarios I have to go through?
Tell me it's stealing.
I need to turn on the light. I don't know where the light is.
Was it the light switch that I just went to?
God, I have to go all the way back.
Just leave at this point. Yeah, how am I going to leave?
I'm trapped in a fucking metal door in the middle of the ocean with a fucking sex zombie
that's toying with my body before he fucking eats me.
You see how sharp his teeth were?
I feel like a great defense mechanism.
If he attacks me I just grab his eyeball.
AHHHHHHHHHH!
Oh, sorry.
I'm just...
I...
I...
It's...
Don't do this.
Don't do this.
Don't do this.
I need to turn on the light.
Why am I constantly...
Runner?
Stop it!
Stop it!
Please!
Please!
STOP IT! PLEASE! PLEASE!
Oh my god!
No, this is actually fucked up. No, this is actually fucked up.
This is actually fucked up. My whole body is sweating right now. I feel damp.
I feel physically damp. Third try is a Charmy's gonna scare me.
Don't do this! Oh my god!
Wait, is that getting closer?
That's getting closer!
That was rough. I can't do this without coffee. That was one of five. Dude, why do I live?
I live in literally dystopia cider punk. What the fuck is this? I need to turn on the light. You're joking
My god beers on the floor
What did I say I need a coffee
Looks like I'm out of water there's a bottle by the bed make sure it's not a piss bottle
I've been here before. Clean your room. No time. I've played these games before, literally.
While the water's boiling, I can keep watching. I don't want to keep watching. Dude, I-
Oh my god, I get to pick what video?
Let's just go in order, bro
Oh, these all look terrible
Why can't any of these be like a sunny meadow that one is the only one that looks doable and
There's just gonna be something in the back of the car
Bro.
I can't do this.
Break, thank you for the raid, bro.
Come on, shout out, break, bro.
Congrats on fucking getting second in the Gia Attorney again.
I'm playing a horror game right now.
I'm freaking the fuck out.
I need to capture content for my subscribers.
My name is Zach Bagans.
And I didn't believe in ghosts until I encountered one.
If I film something weird, maybe I'll get more viewers.
My name is Zach Baggins, and I didn't believe in a paranormal until I encountered one.
It's my great-grandmother.
She just started screaming at me about how I fucking dare to eat my water underwear too much.
I don't know what the fuck I'm talking about. I'm yapping right now.
I just try to fill the air so it's not silent because I get scared.
I have one viewer.
I have one viewer.
Alright, subscribers.
What should we go investigate first?
Alright, it's just a dead end.
Am I tweaking?
How weird.
I think I heard something, I can't go that way.
I think I heard something ahead. Looks like, oh look, a passage opened up.
What great contact. Oh, it locked. Oh lovely.
Let's open the door. Surely there's somebody in here. You can run with the shaft. I have to run?
Why do I have to run? Why do I have to run? Why do I have to run? Why do I have to run?
What am I running from? What am I running from? What am I running from?
Am I running-
She has a dirty coke nail. Looks like we're dealing with a drug addict.
Get the switch. I don't know if that didn't open up a gate for a chance.
Don't come near me!
I have an eight chatter twitch stream that will see what you do.
Chug use is TOS.
You're not allowed to hear me.
Oh my god, I have to go switch three other switches.
Yo, you're dead ass.
I like being able to run, though.
Is that crazy?
I feel like I get less nervous when I'm not just walking.
Flip it!
Flip it!
Get me the fuck out of here!
Get me the fuck out of here!
Why can't I run anymore?
See, I literally just talk about how running makes me feel safer and now I can't run.
Oh, my God.
She gonna have a f-
What was that?!
What was that?!
Bro, if her hand was that big her head's gotta be huge, pause.
So you come burst it through the door like that like that little lob lob figure from Resident Evil
Yo enough of the metal bar dropping
Yeah, you think that's her hair
Why am I assuming it's a woman she had long delicate fingers sorry
It's just an assumption
get me out of here what the fuck was that what the fuck was that I thought I'm
still the bulls I thought I'm still the huge ass monster
who was that oh sorry chat is the video quality oh shit chat we're going
through a tunnel right now for an 420p type one if the quality's bad my name
I met my fake Twitch chat, not my real Twitch chat.
She's a coke addict, you see it in the eyes.
I died?
Yo I swear if this ends up becoming a horror game in here, that's gonna test me off.
like if I if I get out of the computer and then like one of those monsters is
actually near me you'll be the sixth tape oh my god that makes so much sense I
just drank all that coffee I should go back to watching the video why would I
ever want to watch these videos God dude just don't bro please like please
let there not be something in the back of the car I can't deal well with
That's like an IRL fear of mine
You're driving at home in the middle of the night
You just constantly go
Looking in the rear view. Oh my god, this exact this exact scenario kill no street lights. Oh
My god, I just have a mysterious UPS box in the back
Oh, it's in perfect fucking view. It's in perfect fucking view other side of the box much
I'm gonna look up, and it's gonna be open, and then there's gonna be like, hands...
Reaching out of the...
Reaching out of the box. Yeah, I know about that.
I need to take it away and dump it somewhere far off.
700 meters.
What? Do I have windshield wipers?
Look at them, you're the focus on the backseat.
Why do I have to do that? Oh my God, it's like the other side of the box.
Oh shit, I just crashed.
Turn on the radio?
Okay.
Yo, I swear I'm actually- I'm not gonna stop looking at this.
If it fucking opens the box, I see it in the rear view.
Do you think I need to actually focus on it so it doesn't hurt me?
Only 400 meters away.
So we're literally right there.
300 meters away.
Yo, GG, easy fucking horror game.
What's that over there?
I need to go check it out.
Why am I going to check this out for that is a mutilated body?
Bro, oh my god, that is a dead fucking deer that was eaten alive.
And then ditched.
Brother, what is that?
Ugh, what a sight.
I'm in a hurry, I need to keep going.
I feel like I should drag the dead deer's body away.
Well, I brought a car out of the box.
I know a car out of the box.
While I was in the car, I shut that fucking door.
First, you need to close the door.
Yeah, no shit.
First, you need to close the door.
The door's closed.
First, you need to close the door.
The door's closed!
I'm so bad to the other side of the box is the scariest short horror film I've ever
seen if this if something starts crawling outside of that it's gonna move
only 150 meters why we have to be like literally right there 100 meters there's
gonna be a fucking roadblock I'm gonna have to drive a mile in the other
direction we're here we're here we're here we're here I need to keep going
there's a broken fence somewhere around here we get ass good thing I've died
go check keep your eyes peeled for a broken fence
keep your eyes peeled for a broken fence sponsored not sponsored I also don't use
Geico all right we're here need to jump the box in the woods oh my god you think
I dump the box, leave, and then it reappears.
I throw the box in the woods, and then I look back, and it's still there.
That'd be fucking terrible.
I swear I just heard a human whisper.
We need to get out of here.
GO!
Why can't I not run?
I'm going slower than a regular walking pace!
Holy shit, this is like when Apple Maps tells you it's 20 minutes to fucking walk a distance. Nobody walks that smile
It's gonna be in the backseat. If it reappears, I swear to God
3000 meters
Can I turn up-
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No!
What happened to the box?
What happened to the box mechanic, bro?
My god, that's so fucking stupid.
Come on, man. Are we serious?
I thought this was gonna be like a regular ass fucking driving game
I was like creepy ass music flying constantly
2000 meters away
Looks like the rear-right tires flat what if somebody just fucking shoot it with a ballistic missile are we serious?
I'm dry bro. Yeah, well let's get out of the car
Well, let's go see what the problem is. Let's check on the road at
Look like oh the rear right tire is flat. Oh, I guess I gotta fucking change it. I have a jack in the trunk. Oh great
A little handyman fix
Is it fixed? Oh
You're fucking joking dude. There's gonna be somebody under there
All right, well, let's jack it up
Not even looking out. I hear somebody running around. W. Jack.
This is so scary. This would be scary to do in real life without monsters chasing you.
In the middle of nowhere changing attire at two in the morning while it's pouring rain.
No you motherfuckers! I swear to god I will put you in a fucking rear naked choke! I will
make your eyes pop out of your skull dudes! You're gonna be like a pez machine! I'm
I'm gonna fuckin' rip your drug door outta your fuckin' neck.
I swear to God.
Get any closer to me.
I'm gonna eat your Adam's apple like you fuckin' pezz.
Get me outta here.
Close that shit.
We're leaving.
Close it.
We're leaving.
I'm ditching the tire too.
He's it.
I'm not going to just shock you, I'm not going to just shock you, I'm not going to
Damn, box already got rid of it.
Okay, so this guy's been dealing with this problem for quite some time.
I need to keep going. This time, I'll definitely get rid of it. I'll bury it as deep as possible.
Why don't I burn it?
What's happening?
What's happening? What if I just ignore the box?
I want to leave, shuffles in the back of the car.
I want to leave, dude.
Just throw it out.
Throw it out the fucking window.
Why am I going to bury this motherfucker?
Let's leave.
Where are Fox and Hand?
Where am I burying him?
I ain't got a fuckin' clue!
Right here?
Am I supposed to go into the woods?
Oh my god, all the way that far in?
Why not just run over it with my car?
Deeding the box?
Sorry.
a car scan something right damn car it's stolen again
I would get out of here faster on foot with the amount of problems my car has
I the tire blows out the car doesn't start the box keeps reappearing
What?
Just go just go just go just go just fucking drive
Just fucking drive. Don't stop the car again, man
I have to put on triangular wheels on this car. I'm making it out of here, man
Fuck! This is horrible!
The trunk?
I just...
I'm not even turn around, bro.
I'm not even gonna lie.
Chat, I'm not even gonna lie.
I'm not looking in the back of the car.
It could just kill me.
It could just kill me.
For all I get the fucking shit. I have to walk I'm curious.
AHHHH!!
AHHHHHHHHH!!!
OH MY GOD!!
OH MY GOD!!
How did it fit in that box?
I need to turn on the interior lights.
Don't know how to do that.
Bro, can you turn on the fucking interior lights?
Am I going to get out of the fucking car?
serious how do you turn on the interior lights
how do you turn on the interior oh my god just fucking dry just fucking dry
what is happening oh I'm going the wrong way I just don't give a shit about
this piece of shit car I like I just don't care dude that thing's in the
vehicle with me that is wild if I see the box again
So I'm not gonna lie, this is the scariest game I've played in a while.
Like it is, it is not, it's just relentless.
There's just problem, I'm seriously injured.
I'm seriously injured.
I need to find help.
The box.
Please.
Help.
Flight.
There, there must be people there.
I'm dead as shit, dude.
who are we kidding just fucking walk fucking walk oh my god that is so far
away it's gonna be the box with a light on it I'm looking at OBS I'm too scared
I'm watching it like a twitch chatter and then it won't scare me I'm not
actually controlling it I'm just watching it Joe Bart this isn't scary
at all you're just a stupid pussy I hear somebody walking to my right I'm
I'm just going to keep walking.
Oh, I just fainted.
That's nice.
I'm fading in and out of consciousness.
Where am I walking?
Where am I walking?
I don't know.
This is so scary.
Behind you, I'm not looking behind me again.
I learned my lesson with a box.
I'm going towards the light, even if it means my immediate death.
I'm a viewer, not a streamer.
I'm not actually controlling the game.
I'm just spectating it.
I just passed out again.
Am I there?
Oh!
My brain's emerging.
That was horrible.
That was only video three.
Yo, that one looks even worse.
These two look even worse.
I don't know how these two look even worse, but they do.
I just don't even want to fucking deal with that shit, bro.
Are you serious?
Oh my god, and I have a creepy cat.
Aw, never mind.
He's so cute.
I thought you were a little kitty.
I need to feed Barsik.
The food was somewhere around here.
Bro, if there's a monster in one of these rooms...
Hey, Barcic, it'd be great if I had a light in this room that I'd be able to find your
fucking cat that is here.
Where the fuck is the catfri-
I'm not liking that box there
Chat, I really like I'm so excited to just be done this game
I
Have two more of these bro every time I wake up. Yeah, this is actually just like witnessing the worst possible deaths
Looks like he's gone. We could get out now, bro. Who is he? Oh?
Hell no
Hold down left mouse button to move lamp
Are we fucking serious?
We need to find something to unscrew the nut.
I can't do this. I actually can't do this anymore.
No, I'm like actually fucking serious.
No, this is like too much scary shit, like too fast in repetition.
Can we have some fucking story in between?
Maybe like a happy dialogue between people or something, you know
I get a pet a cat one time, and then I'm just fucking thrown back into this shit. I mean, it's horrible
Thanks fuck a wrench
All the light bulbs all fucked up. That can't be good. I kind of need that
Oh
I kind of need that light. The key doesn't fit. What do you mean the key doesn't fucking
fit? Bro, I actually need this light and I can't use it. Should I restart? Bro, what?
I can't even grab the...
You don't need it I need the light yo Chris Chris I see your type in hashtag modding the
other day I saw you playing some cringe ass horror game that I played previously called
sharks and minnows play this shit play this shit see other twitching oh guys today we're
playing a horror game today we're playing a horror game we're gonna be playing
fears the fact we're gonna be playing fears the fact of guys super scary it's
just don't play this why would I play it human curiosity
curiosity I don't know need to find some of the unscrew the nine paws
Why didn't the wrench work though?
Said it didn't fit. That's like string cap. Use the other side. The key doesn't fit. It's not a key, it's a wrench.
Yeah, I'm gonna fucking crash out, dude. I can't deal with this.
I need a better wrench, a little, a little, a little bit smaller.
Yeah.
This ain't even scary.
Hold up, we got a giga-chat and chat. Everybody, everybody get on your knees and blast them.
We have a cool, we have a cool person in stream.
Geez.
Ew.
Why are you fucking Billy badass over here?
Yeah, this isn't even scary.
This game is like fucking weak shit, for real.
Try and play Slender, man.
Somebody's gonna grab my hand.
What's in the box?
A key.
Probably a key to this way.
to this way all right now we run the fuck out of here see ya what
No, it's gonna be it's gonna be in real life. It's gonna be in real life. It's gonna be
in real life. Oh my god, stop. Oh my god, stop. Okay, maybe not. I need to finish watching
four videos. A new horror game just came out. Check it out.
What is this?
I don't know.
I'm not- how do I quit this?
How do I quit this?
How do I quit this?
I don't know.
Why am I playing- why am I playing a horror game within a game right now?
It's not worth it.
I need to find everything on the west.
And 36 fucking seconds?
Are you fucking crazy?
36 seconds.
I'm supposed to find everything on the west.
Walk into this dark ass room.
Oh, hell no.
Ah!
Stupid dude.
I like this like some like literally a lame crazy game level around six seconds. I need to find an axe. I'm gonna lose
You know god, I really need to finish was that was that video for technically
Like, it... does this actually go anywhere?
But you didn't finish four?
Yeah but it glitched on purpose so I don't know four was actually...
SCREAMS
Just get it done man. Just get it done. Just get me through the life. Just get me through
the life. I swear to God I'm like, I'm actually good. If you're a wrestler and you need a
shed light, fuck the whole running miles of spitting your spit into a cup to fucking
get rid of water rain. Just play some of these wack ass horror games. It's getting
cold I need to find a hat a hat's gonna warm me up why is it so cold I need to
figure out where the drafts coming from probably the fact that there's I don't
know a million entrances in this fucking shitty wooden hut the doors have to get
I closed it maybe somebody came in to warm up oh wow how common that is
Let's fucking shut the curtains, baby.
This is horrible.
Oh my God.
What a fool I am.
I need to light the fireplace.
Oh, duh, of course.
I don't know where the fire pit is, firewood.
There's firewood somewhere.
Firewood right there, how convenient.
Fucking light the fire pit.
just for to get blown out by some fucking Demi-Gorgon.
What was that noise?
Matches, I hope the box is in empty.
When's Retro?
I don't know, stop asking.
Top three annoying chat things to do.
Ask when the game is, that isn't the game that we're playing.
Bro, where is the box of matches?
I actually feel like I'm gonna have a fucking headache
from playing this game.
Like, where is the box of,
just tell me where the box of matches is.
Please in the bathroom you're fucking genius man smart thinking I don't know why they put mattress in the bathroom though
Oh to light a candle after you take a dump. Do you guys do that?
Joe do you follow MLS soccer at all? No drama think of the sub pippie and burpa and club think of the sub
Valentino for the thousand buddies Benzie Drake Ryan
Dry ghost D car less goaded yas break think of the raid T2D Pablo think of the three highs of the subslam
Think of the three tripping for the subject. He'd put taking the sub of Eve Rye and Zachy to the sub me seeks taking the four
Hello to your bird lemon and Pablo for the three getting deployed soon. Well, thank you for your service, man. I hope it goes well
Count me thinking of the sub lock in. Oh
My god the box of matches and a shitload of cigarettes
Nothing like smoking a fucking cigarette while you're taking it
Yeah, lighting a log of wood with one match.
I hate this.
Can I just sit here and have a fun time the rest of the stream, man?
Like the music's peaceful on this radio.
It's just a nice wooden tire pit.
instead I'm forced to walk around and interact with objects until something kills me.
Bro, come on. What do I need to do? Do I have to poop? Do I need to take a dump?
It's getting warmer. I can go to sleep. Where is my bed? Upstairs?
I
Swear dude like I know actually actually can we play a horror game like this where they just give me a 12-page shotgun
And I just fucking pump whatever the fuck it is in the head
You know it tries to attack me and I go oh hope actually
What's wrong with the lights?
Oh, maybe I don't check.
Maybe I don't check.
Maybe I don't see what's wrong with the lights.
What can be wrong with the lights?
Oh boy, I wonder.
Maybe it's a person standing here.
Ahhhh!
You motherfucker, what the fuck?
Don't know whatever that monster was as big as hell though. It's gonna come sprinting right at me. Just just
Need to call the police I have a phone
Don't know where the phones at somewhere up here
Maybe in this creepy corner
Dude, where's the phone?
Oh my god, it's right here.
The tone of the phone blots can occur.
That's what's gonna happen.
What should I do?
What should I do?
Ah!
Oh, somebody's outside and inside.
That doesn't make any sense.
I don't want to look like we're catching any of so many bugs here.
Turn the kettle off.
I'll leave a little rat as well.
I want a rat creature.
They'll keep me.
They'll keep my dead body company.
Somebody's in the other room.
Let's go save!
Let's go see, let's go see!
Let's go see what it is!
Let's go see what it is, who could it be?
Oh, it's somebody upstairs?
Maybe somebody's gonna try and create me.
I wonder, boy, howdy.
Hey, I'm friendly, I'm going up.
What's going on?
I'm actually starting to freak out, bro.
I can't do this.
I can't do this.
where am I supposed to go? I'm gonna do it I'm actually going to lose my mind.
What? Is that outside? Is that outside?
I would have loved to run outside. That would have made me feel so much better.
Oh now I'm stuck in here and how awesome the fucking doors closed!
Oh the doors closed!
I knew it! I knew it! I knew it!
Steve sucks!
Dude my heart rate has to be at like 180.
Dude just kill me. Just kill me already. Just kill me already. Just kill me already. Get it over with.
Holy fuck, why am I just stuck in this room?
There's a crowbar somewhere around here. Oh, yeah, everybody just keeps a fucking crowbar
I had a head
I'm fucking
In the old kitchen and the crowbar in the old kitchen. That's what I need
Also, I can go fight whatever fucking weird area 51-ass mobs for that was oh, I need a weapon
It's under my bed. I don't even know where my bed is
You know what else is probably under the bed?
The monster!
The fucking monster!
The monster's under the bed!
And it's gonna fucking grab my hands and try to get my toes out of the gun.
It has the gun.
GG's.
GG's.
GG's.
GG's.
GG's.
GG's.
GG's.
It has the gun.
Yup, we're cucked.
It's over. It's over. I'm gonna hear that. A knife. There's a knife in the kitchen.
I'll send off the monster. I'll send off the monster with my stage knife. Surely that'll do good.
I heard a-
F**KING!
AHHHHHH!
F**KING SPAM!
It's my sword and shot!
Come on!
Come on!
He's gonna be outside!
He's gonna be outside!
He's out the window!
What? Where is he? In the showers! It's a rat! It's a rat! Stab it!
Oh, God, the suspense! Oh my God, my chair's soaking wet! Just run at me!
Oh, you're in the fridge now, you little fucker! Come on! Open up!
Where is he?
F**K!
You're telling me!
Hey, what the-
What is this, son?
Why did you get quiet?
Why did you get quiet?
No, this is horrible!
I feel this is actually horrible!
WHERE?
WHERE?
What the fuck is going on here?
What the fuck is going on here?
What the fuck is going on here?
WHERE! WHERE! WHERE!
Oh my god. There's a pool in my belly button right now.
Oh my god. Tell me that's it, bro.
Tell me that's it. Man, this is intense. I've had enough for today.
I've had enough for today.
I've had enough for the rest of this game's existence,
brother shit is horrible.
I need to turn off the lights.
Yeah!
Well, friend sent it to me.
I could have not opened it, but I did.
And you know, I feel better.
I watched somebody else's horror
and felt my own slipping away.
That made me feel so much worse.
It's not happening to me.
That, buddy, I feel like I felt every second of that shit.
It's happening to them on the screen
and with me, everything's fine, home, bed, and silence.
Psychologists say that's how it works.
We watch scary things to work through our own fears.
Actually, wait, no, he's actually speaking facts right now.
We don't have somebody else's pain to find comfort in the thought that we're safe.
No, this is actually true.
That's why I watch these videos.
No, that's like actually serious.
That's why people like horror games in movies.
Not for the sake of fear, because it makes you feel better.
The piece that comes after it.
I do feel like I just ran a mile.
I'm not gonna lie.
Did I hate every waking moment of that experience, yes.
That should have been terrible.
That should have been actually terrible.
I thought it was gonna jump scare me again.
That should have been actually terrible.
That was, fuck, so scary.
That was so scary.
But, but, I feel like I just ran a mile.
Like, I am actually so sweaty right now.
It's unreal.
Oh my God, I gotta put my fucking tank top back on.
again again you're running back let's go through all five videos again hell yeah
no literally no that was so bad yo chat no be real was that scary for you guys I
know a lot of the time I play horror games what's with the sweat I know a
lot of the time I play horror games and you guys go oh that wasn't scary no
that was so fucking scary that was so fucking scary oh my god that was the
worst one out of all of them out of all of them that last one when they give me
the knife and then my shaky ass hands I'm just like
fucking wandering around the house like I'm gonna stab it when I know that as a
the gun. Oh, it was just straight cooked. Death and Jast, they give it the sub patch of the
three. Here's a trailer, Poland recently did a charity show and for nine days straight
reserve seven million USD for the foundation. Yeah, it was fucking awesome, dude. Might even
sub in for the three. English exam tomorrow morning, shit and brex. Well, good luck.
Sexy for the sub there, goon for the sub valentine of the thousand, but he's
high, Sean, think of the sub. Somebody who needs flax. Yo, I actually think that
might be a top three scary game I played.
Not in terms of enjoyment.
Like the best scary games I played
is like The Quarry, Fierce of Fathoms, like Story Horror.
That was so scary.
That was so scary.
Like I did not like any of that.
Cause most horror, like that was like,
if they took five separate horror games
and just took the worst part of each of them
and made them the snippets that you had to play.
Cause most horror games that are like that,
it's like a slow burn walkthrough.
And it's two hours long and an hour of it,
you're kind of just doing tasks and puzzles.
That was like, hey, we're gonna throw you into this
climax scene.
You have a box in your car and there's somebody in it
and you don't know why.
And then we're gonna oh you beat that now. We're just gonna throw it into the other one shirt off. No
Dude can I have like 30 seconds to decompress after that before we hop into the next one
Holy shit, that was so I need to listen to like something happy
Looks like a happy song oh
This will help me
Hold on.
I
Yeah, that's a good one.
playing man oh my god that was so bad the first one where we were on the boat
was like you know I if I'm grading each of them the one on the boat was like
seven out of ten scary the car one was probably an eight that last one was a
nine five the shitty one where it was like just a cheap jump scare in the
Gleached out was like, you know, I'll give him credit. I think that was like unique
But it wasn't that scary like it was just that one scare
What was the other one there's one more?
There's one more because there's five
What was the other one
Oh the sewer the sewer was easy the sewer one was like a five the sewer one wasn't scary
oh my god I gotta give that game a good review did I did I enjoy the game no
Did I not enjoy it because it was genuinely terrifying?
Yes. 8.8 out of 10 game.
9 out of 10 scary IMO.
That was scary as fuck.
Scary as fuck.
Now we're moving on to another one chat called empty gauge what this game is about.
I don't know.
I'm actually going to see right now.
One of you guys recommended it and we're going to play it today.
A short single sitting VHS styled psychological horror game work the night shift at a gas
station return home to undercover disturbing clues and reach one of three endings.
Okay
Okay
Louis the sub go up to stop far think of the three watch a bod send a bit much of Odson 300 buddies earlier
You missed it. I'm sorry. I missed your bitties bro fading blank thing of the sub og the dark
No, but the sub rack for the sub valentine over the three
I feel like a loser, but you miss my message with the bets. I didn't Eastlose for the sub so you for the four patch
Thank you for three. You said do I watch MLS soccer?
And then have I heard of the Philadelphia Union before yes
But I've never been to one of their games. They'll think of it a three OG for the sub both of three fire stream first bits been watching the VODs
Love you man. Thank you Curtis for this up to go up the sub chat
You need me to lead your bets right now. Don't send bets, please
Been watching the VOD for a long time. I'm glad you fuck with the VOD channel real David
But like when I'm mid game and you send bits and I miss them 20 minutes later. I'm sorry, but like a
Lot of the time I'm especially during horror games. I'm just I'm gonna glance past them
Can you do reacts not today?
If you have anything you want me to play
video suggestion tab game sestad if you have anything you want me to play outside of horror games today
Leave the stream
Leave the stream
Leave the stream
One more time leave the stream for playing these three horror games today
And then we might play something else after I'm going to make the decision on the spot there and then
You don't want to watch what we're playing, leave.
I don't want you here if you're going to complain the whole time.
I'm not saying that chatter specifically, but a lot of you guys do.
A lot of you, meaning like 0.5% of you, tend to complain when I'm playing a game.
Why are you here?
Quinn, think of the five gift-ins.
Outside of that, horror games today, tomorrow, bus bound sponsor, bus in game will be fun
into pratfall spider roulette other french slop games with the guys friday reacts saturday not live sunday reacts food challenge
monday trevor project charity stream matching chat stone is up to 10k to prevent lgbtq suicide
And we're playing random games that day tuesday we might do a react that day as well tuesday next week
dead as disco random games and then that next monday early react day then i'm going to set the people live in film and videos with jack
We're back the 12th front and out stream playing Directive age 20 and a bunch other games and shit from there on
Right now for the subsequent take of the five gifteds. Why is he leaving stream already?
When did I ever say I was ending stream? Do people have brains?
Locking
Empty gauge bag piping thank you for the 10 gifted sub
Thank them if you got a sub, and thank you for the 10 gift-ids. Empty Gauge, chat next game.
Renew of the sub. Well, am I going to change the settings?
I think I might turn sound effects down a little bit. I feel like it's time to be a
A little too loud.
Empty Gauge.
Locking!
Salty for some.
Probably OG alarm clock noise.
Y'all ever had an alarm clock like this before?
Now everybody just uses their phone.
Ugh!
Why do I feel like I got hit by a truck?
I could sleep all day and still wake up tired.
Yeah, well red's not gonna pay itself need my keys
Am I able to lower the VHS effect? Oh my god, I am
Should I just turn it down left that pizza in the fridge last night didn't I I feel like it fucks the bit right up
What if I turn it all the way down
Yo, I like this more.
Y'all fuck with this more.
Like I like low-poly horror games, but I'm going to have it like this.
Like this just looks better.
Might not be as scary because you can discern shit easier, but.
Wow, I've stayed in this exact house a hundred times.
People love using this house for horror games.
I know where everything is.
Oh, what was that?
That was like a standing reindeer, man.
Was that a skin walker?
Huh?
Wait, there's only one slice left?
Whatever, good enough.
Okay, the biggest problem is that he just put
a loose slice of pizza in the fridge.
Is that not crazy you can put a pizza box in the fridge you can put it in a plastic bag
Maybe even wrap it in tinfoil
Loose pizza in the fridge. That's gonna be the worst slice ever
It's gonna be like cardboard
dried out
dried out and soggy at the same time
Still pretty good. All right time to go
Gotta go pay rent, you know
Pay rent dude. I work I work a minimum wage job at a fucking convenience store, and I own a three bedroom house
Where the fuck do I live they're not owned by rent it still
W and s just shall we leave yes, why would I not leave?
We literally work at a 7-11 do I own the 7-11 why does this place always feel so damn off?
not even inside yet already feels wrong whatever let's get this over with
I'm not gonna lie I feel like working at the night shift at like a 7-11
would be pretty good most days maybe a little bit scary that somebody's gonna
rob the place but like you kind of just vibe to music you get like seven or
Drunk customers order to Keto's and then you leave
It's not a great paint job by any means, but it's like you know I
Would say a decent night shift out of all things considered
Am I going to the back what do I do I got a clock in?
The fuck am I looking for?
Did he say what he needed us to do yeah fraud and sub only chats horrible right now
um what do I do
Oh, there's no no bag piping thank you for the 20 gifted subs thank you guys up thank
you for the 20 gifted sparky good luck on your exam truck grade bat and bag piping
Thank you for the 20 giftings on erotically and Eddie, thank you for the sub chat. If I don't read dodos until after this game is finished, I do apologize, but thank you for the gift, it's bag and jokes. Thank you for the sub as well.
Chat lock in. Chat lock in.
I know. Do not stay alone at night.
Okay.
Look at what that means.
Could be anything really.
Why is it so quiet?
Probably because nobody's here.
No customers, no manager.
What is he hiding in the back again?
I was just in the back.
He was not in the back.
What the fuck are we talking about?
He's gonna jump scare the shit out of me.
had to leave early. No, wait, no. This is what the manager said. Had to leave early. Throw
out anything past the expiration date. When the new shipment gets here, stock it right
away. Clean the bathroom before you leave. And don't have acid again. Then lie and say
you did it. So I gotta throw shit out that's past the expiration. Easy ass job. Yo,
What is the oldest thing that you've ever found in your house, exploration date-wise?
I've found like a three-year expired jar of like, something, maybe like a condiment?
You probably, right now I would say one in two chatters have a condiment in their fridge
that is expired by one to two years.
You haven't used it in five years and so nobody ever checks to see if it's expired
because it just sits there.
Like worst to shy or some sort of like mayonnaise type
ingredient.
Wow.
Didn't even have to see him and I'm already annoyed.
Guy really knows how to piss people off.
Whatever.
I'll start with the expired stuff.
Dumpster's out back.
Dumpster's out back.
I got to pick everything up that's expired first.
Can I not grab multiple things at once?
I'm not gonna individually, oh no I can't.
Dude I'm throwing out a whole fucking show.
Ooh!
How weird.
Something just fell right off the shelf.
That's extremely paranormal.
Maybe I should call Zach Baggins.
Be on the Ghost Hunters TV show, that'd be really sick.
Probably jumpstart my music career.
I can see if they'd let me candy out of some of my SoundCloud tracks.
I have been working on my freestyle game.
After all, it's the only real way I'm going to get out of a 7-11-9-5 hustle.
Alright, now I just wait for the delivery.
Is that my car?
I have my fucking headlights on.
That's an ice cream truck.
Wow, hard pivot turn there.
What are you driving, square wheels? Holy...
Dude, I'm up.
Wow. Rude.
Am I s- Oh, I was supposed- I was supposed to stand there for him.
Oh, hey.
Oh! Sorry, man. Running a little late.
Something jumped out in front of my truck on the way here.
No joke. If I'd reacted a second later,
I might have not made it. I might have not made it. Sorry. I could just leave the boxes here, right?
Alright, take it easy.
Dude, you just fucking shit those out of your pants. How the hell did you just immediately teleport this fuck- and he's gone.
Bag piping! Think of the 10 gift it's not. Tomorrow, pack it. VL, think of the stuff. Bag piping. Think of the 10 gift it's, buddy.
What the hell did he see? A deer?
Whatever. Not my problem.
Yeah, whatever he saw was gonna fucking kill us.
But if I was in this situation,
I don't know if I'd be questioning that.
I'd go, oh, you just hit an animal.
Stuck the shelves and move on.
Now, you know if you hit a deer,
you're not supposed to approach it.
Because if you do,
it could look dead,
but it might be alive, kicking straight in the jaw,
kill ya.
That happens, that happens.
They got the death rows.
There.
Now maybe I could sit down for five seconds.
I have an uncle that will pick up roadkill deer
and cook them.
I honestly don't think that's fucked up, also.
Cause I'm like, now it's not going to waste.
You know, think I hit by a car, he's gonna eat it.
That's not bad.
Shut a roadkill deer.
I mean, if it's like flattened that's different.
Now maybe I could sit down for five seconds.
Or not, I have a customer.
Oh, he looks like he's in a hurry.
Hey buddy, you need some of those Magnum singles?
You looking to get lucky tonight?
Sorry.
We are in commission off selling condoms.
I'm just trying to make a quick buck, you know?
Also my way out of here.
I got a floppy disc with my music on it.
if you wanna test it out.
If you don't like it, you can bring it back.
But if you wanna keep it, you just spend on me $15.
Pretty fair deal, I'd say.
Hey.
Oh, this is him talking to me.
Can you fill up my car?
sure dick you didn't really tell me how much you got it you want on that pump
though what are we living fucking New Jersey my goddamn gas attendant the
fuck is this fill up your car yourself you fucking idiot okay yeah honk at me
too I guess I'm just your fucking animal asshole
She needs me to fill up her tank, too.
There's a pole, not a push.
Didn't really expect that.
Excuse me, ma'am, welcome to 7-Eleven.
Do you want any help with anything?
Oh, she's in a hurry.
She's got heels on.
Important place to business potentially maybe just a fashion statement. We'll see right here
You know luck so good
You okay
Might want to see a doctor or something Jesus. I mean
What's fucking wrong with me? I might want to see a doctor. I mean that's gotta be rude
What's fucking wrong with me?
I've been using peptides like leviculars been telling me to.
I couldn't afford the regular ones so I was ordering them off TEMU.
I think they've had some side effects but overall I would say the consensus is that they've
been working quite well.
I think I've moved from maybe a sub-5 to a normie.
Yeah, I also have been work-maxing, you're right, Garner.
tough
What the fuck is that
Fuck is that
Excuse me lady, who the fuck are you?
Is your neck broken?
Okay.
Huh?
What the hell was that?
I thought that was a person, but no.
Did I just imagine that?
Jesus.
Bathroom then I'm out.
God, I think I've been hitting that fucking fake cake bar too much.
I knew I was just inhaling aluminum.
I don't know what that does to your brain now.
Where the hell's the bathroom?
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
Sorry, I just expected there to be somebody there.
Where the fuck is the bathroom?
Clean the bathroom floor.
Where is the bathroom outside?
Oh, the bathroom's detached.
It's one of those bathrooms with a key, so homeless people won't sleep in there.
Oh, guys, somebody in the stall?
I'm checking all of them.
Okay, for me.
Please don't jump scare me.
I've had a really fun time thus far.
Oh god, I'm gonna get jumpscared, man, I'm not ready for this.
Yeah, there's footprints everywhere.
Thanks for the knowledge.
Oh.
Oh, come on.
Seriously?
A blackout again?
Why does this always happen when I'm here alone?
when I'm here alone. Fine. I should check it.
What the fuck? What the fuck? What was that? It looks like
Russian nesting dolls. Some sort of weird action figure. No way I made that up.
I was wrong with me tonight. They're super pale. I'm done. At first I thought my dealer
dealt me oregano instead of weed, but now I'm starting to think that it was salvia.
Shall we leave? Yeah, get me the fuck out of here. Oh my god. Why would I stay? Oh,
don't tell me you got scary at the house too. I wanted to be regular. I did have
somebody in the morning that I was watching right laundry never did the
laundry been doing the old two-day swap you know where the underwear in the back
in the front flip it inside out maybe get even four days out of it pretty
efficient method
What the fuck is that?
I don't think you can see that I see him.
He was wearing like a Halloween morph suit of sorts.
Oh, it's already done.
I've been kind of economy maxing and earth maxing to say the least.
at least. God I'm wiped. It's gonna get sit down for a second. Kind of had a
breath from that. Freaking me out. I'm gonna sit on the couch, watch some tunes
maybe. Turn on the VHS effect? No. The game is so much worse with the VHS effect.
I think having a little bit on is not bad, but look. I can't throw up stairs,
right? Don't tell me somebody got in. I might go even fight them. Look it, this
This is the DHHS effect.
Like it's scarier, but bro,
it's so much harder to see everything.
Like I'd have it like,
God, I feel like I should just have it off.
Like it's scarier, sure, but it just looks worse.
I just like the story games more
and then it just makes the whole quality of the video
worse because it's all grainy and such.
It's just trying to,
oh, it's just my kitty.
Jesus Christ.
A cat? Oh, I don't own a cat.
Are you serious? How the hell did you even get in here?
Great, it's gone. Man, what is with today?
Whatever, I'm going to bed.
I just said the cat was gone, but it never left the house.
It's just in another room.
It just ran downstairs.
I'm checking outside real quick before we get to bed.
Sorry to get a little fucking freaked out, go to sleep, yes.
Why would I put no?
It gives me this option like there's other things that I should be interacting with.
And I feel like maybe I should.
Ha! Jesus! That's not way too real. God, I hate that. Is it 10 a.m.? I'm soaked. Pause. Need a shower.
Stopping right. We gotta change clothes. Just wanna turn all the lights on first.
Dude, best shower, best shower of all time, the ones, the little rain showers.
Where the fucking faucets right above you.
There's gotta be something in the fridge.
Maybe another dry slice of pizza that I just left out with no fucking wrap.
Hello?
What the fuck was that?
What the fuck was that?
Got another bedroom nobody uses, they're all fucking identical.
It's Santa Claus? It is near Christmas.
Maybe Santa needs my help delivering presents.
what the fuck was dude there's just like random stuff that keeps falling how is
there already a prepared bowl of cereal
some milk back to work please just let tonight be normal
tonight is not going to be normal Santa made the cereal yeah whatever
weird fucking monster that was in my dream just get in the car just get in
car. Yeah, just get in the car. Leave immediately. Like, what am I gonna go
investigate where he was on the second floor of the house? Be some homeless dude
just fucking peeking through the window.
Another day, another dollar, you know what they say.
I feel like I always need a look for something for my day to start.
Like the other day was that note.
Oh, there's another note on the wall.
A note.
Do not stay alone at night.
I already read that one.
I already read that one.
I keep that one up there.
No way this asshole is gone again.
I'll check the back.
I already checked the fucking back.
Why am I checking the back again?
I know he's not in the back.
He's never here.
Hold on to me.
Oh, you're here.
What are you standing around for?
Yeah, I know.
I haven't been around much lately.
I've been busy.
That doesn't mean you get a slack off.
You don't have that much to do today.
I spilled something earlier.
So mop the floor first, properly.
Clean up the stock room while you're at it.
I really have to spell out every little thing for you?
Use your head.
I'm leaving.
Quick drag at your feet and get to work.
Sorry, boss.
Unbelievable.
Every time he opens his mouth, makes me want to quit.
One time he invited me to his house for dinner
and I fucking bite my ass with this toothbrush.
Start of the floor.
That's how I got back at him.
Grab this cleaning supplies real quick.
Oh, there's a little bit of but...
What was that?
Like, I feel like the jump scares are so fast in this game
I can't even like cognitively realize what it is.
It's just like, oh, there was something there.
This is a ghost that wanted a snack.
I think somebody's having a nosebleed.
Dripping all over the fucking floor.
Beautiful.
What the hell did he spill?
Tomato juice?
Why does it look like that?
No.
That's not blood.
Don't start. Just finish the stock room.
He had to have been V8 maxing.
WHAT THE FUCK?!
I saw that fucker that time.
Some pale kid.
Looks quite malnourished, I might add.
Mod's been Quincy.
Done! Now I can breathe for a second.
Already ahead of it, W1.
V8 Maxing.
Dude, you know V8 and most like fruit juices are pretty actually like, they're not bad for you.
But they're mainly just like, naked fruit juice for example, is just like 80% apple juice.
like if you're if you're drinking like a green machine fucking naked smoothie it's
just apple juice what does that mean it's just a lot of sugar so they're kind of
like false advertising in the sense of like hey this is like a kale smoothie
that's full of antioxidants and like well it does have kale it's like the
majority of what the smoothie is isn't what it's marketed as and apple juice
This is one of the highest sugar juices, kind of on par with like drinking soda.
It's added sugar versus natural sugars, but still it's like you're consuming like 50
grams of sugar in like a 12 ounce drink.
It tastes good though, yeah that's why they use it.
Because if you actually drank a fucking kale smoothie it would taste like actual poop.
Let's have to help this guy.
Ah, does this place always smell like this?
Something's weird.
Maybe I'm just a badger to get.
Ah, anyway, can you fill up my tech?
Yeah, sure, sure dude, write on it.
If you're asking about the smell, it's actually been this...
Oh.
If you're asking about the smell, it's actually been this set that I've been working on.
It's a mixture of possum piss, coupled with horse manure, and then also my own B.O.
I call it the ultimate man.
You cover yourself with it, you're irresistible.
You assume that it smells pungent, but in reality you're actually mimicking the scent
that beavers like when they're finding a mate.
Women can't resist it.
They go crazy for that shit.
I call it man beaver.
What the fuck am I concerned?
Hello, ma'am.
Oh wait, sorry.
Hello, ma'am.
Hey.
I could have sworn somebody was watching me from behind the shelves earlier.
I even went over there to check.
Nobody.
That wasn't you messing with me, was it?
Weird. Now, see, that's a side effect of beaver. That's a side of that's a side effect of my beaver
perfume. It sometimes causes blindness and horse vision. Small, small minute hallucinations as well.
You might see things that aren't there. It's just a part of the experience.
Horse vision? Yeah, like horse blinders. Tunnel vision. Sorry. Wow, you look like weirdly
animated for this game.
Ah, kid. Best place feels wrong tonight. Real wrong.
I'd get to chill up my spine ever since I pulled in.
On a night like this, don't go looking behind you every five seconds.
Just finish what you gotta do and go home.
My car's outside. Fill her up for me, would ya?
Sure thing, old man.
You know, if you're having a problem with erectile dysfunction,
my beer perfume can actually be drank to help get it up.
It's a two-in-one, kind of like a head and shoulders.
All right, man, I'm fucking sorry. I'm giving you an elevator pitch. All right
This guy's a fucking asshole, how am I ever supposed to make it in this world a small business
I've been marketing that my Chamoy pickles on tiktok shop, but I haven't really got
I've only sold three of them.
They've been sitting in the sun, just a bag of Chamoy Pickle and Taheen.
I think they're starting to rot.
Maybe I can mix the Chamoy with my beer perfume and maybe it'll do better.
I think part of the problem with the marketing as well is when I'm selling the beer,
with the marketing as well as when I'm selling the beer when I'm smelling the
I'm selling the beaver perfume I have to say man beaver right because if I'm
saying beaver perfume that off puts all the alpha males from wanting to buy it
kind of like dude wipes so I think I need a rebrand you got a family what
What are they doing right now?
They're still alive, right?
Or is that just what you want to keep telling yourself?
Whoa, you're good, man.
Are you trying out for a new Jason Statham film
or something?
Are you going to be like the plumber?
That was really weird.
What does it just sound like you smoked 15 packs today?
That's the character I'm playing.
I get really involved in voicing characters in video games.
And I fucking leave.
That's a fake joke.
I think I wasn't supposed to see that.
I think I wasn't supposed to see that.
No, don't tell me it's a fake thing again.
What the fuck?
Oh no! Oh no!
My head's like her scratches.
Perfect for him. Terrible for me.
I need to get out of here.
Get right to the car.
What the fuck?
It keeps falling in front of me. It's like a naked slender, man.
It's like a naked slender, man.
What the hell was that thing? That was not a person.
All right, losing my mind now? Is that actually happening?
I'm done. I don't care about the money. I'm not going back there. Not after that.
Seriously? What now? Oh my god, am I hiding here?
Chat, remember that.
What the fuck?
What is that noise?
Still in the jackass, turned my lawnmower on.
Just to probably sneak inside.
I didn't turn this thing on.
Oh, it's gotta be in the house now.
I never am.
Is it knocking on the glass?
I'm starting to get a little nervous.
I'm not gonna lie.
Up to what the fuck was that?
I think I'm just going to go to bed.
Oh, I can't. That's nice.
You know, let's fucking clear the corners, eh?
It's the monster again.
This time his mouth was really open.
Let me just brush my teeth.
I don't even have a mirror.
Oh come on I'm losing it why does this keep happening there's got to be a
reason I'm just tired that's all I've been sleeping stop thinking about it so I
should get a bed. What the fuck was that? I gotta go check it out. I'm really starting
to freak out. I'm not gonna lie. I'm getting a little fucking nervous. Can I get in my
car? Is that a possibility? No. I'd sleep in my car tonight if I could. Oh god, I
could fucking go in there too. There's too many fucking entrances. Oh god, Slenderman's
inside. I'm just gonna go to bed. Maybe he'll be gentle with me. Yeah, go to sleep.
Wait.
Oh my god, I'm hanging up.
Oh hey.
Are you supposed to be like an embodiment of all my doubt and-
Oh.
What the hell was that one about?
Ugh. Alarm.
Oh, the flashlight's on too.
How fucking sweet.
There's gonna be something waiting for me down here.
Probably chased me.
I didn't turn the alarm off.
I'm a fucking jackass.
gonna turn the alarm off then the things start chasing me what now I came from
downstairs garage let's go check it out start just a little bit more it's locked
need the key don't know where the fucking key is do you know where the key
Sorry, I was trying to do some door shit.
Why's the garage key down here?
Oh, that's awesome.
What the fuck?
A body?
No. No!
That's not my family. Please don't let that be my family. Did I do this? No. No way.
What? Why would this be my-
Should I open the door?
Fuck.
Oh, hey, officer. Sorry to bother you this late. We got a call. I never reported a strange
smell coming from your garage, so you sent out a helicopter? We need to take a look inside.
What should I do? Turn myself in or run away. Well, I didn't kill them. I like run
I'm not sure if I'm supposed to run away.
Don't ever find me in the closet.
Am I supposed to actually run away?
Oh.
I had a gun that whole time I couldn't make sense of any of it so I ran I told
myself that if I could just get over the wall the nightmare would end but if I
could just get away from the cops maybe everything would go back to the way it
was I heard them shouting behind me stop show your hands drop the gun oh they
hit me at once. None of it got through. Only one thought left in my head, run. My hand moved
to the waist on instinct. My fingers closed around the gun before I even realized what
I was doing. Shots have fallen this louder than anything I'd ever heard. My body snapped
backwards, fell under the wall, hot blood filled my mouth. At the end, or at the
edge of my vision, the red lights blurred and smeared across the dark and then everything
with black. Even at the very end I was still running. From the truth. From my memories.
From the fear of what I might have done.
Wait, so I killed my family.
I want to see the other endings.
I said there was clues around the house.
What fucking clues?
There's three endings.
I heard something in the garage again last night.
I told mom, but she said nobody even uses the garage and didn't believe me.
But I know I heard somebody in there.
What?
There was somebody else.
My prescription.
Sopa den.
From the psychiatrist.
No recent doses logged.
I stopped taking them.
Oh god, maybe I did go and say I killed my family.
What?
See a schizophrenia.
These hit yo am I fucking crazier when these hints not here the first time like there's actually no way
Received from the pharmacy dates dates recent. What does it say?
Amoxicillin 500 milligrams
Divorce papers. She already signed them. Oh my god, am I the dad? Divorce papers, bruh,
It's cooked.
Locked in the key.
Oh my god, what the fuck, a body! No way!
No, no way!
Holy shit.
Wait, so like, how am I getting the third ending?
I don't understand how you get the third ending.
Oh my god, wait.
I was envisioning my dead family.
I turned myself in right on the spot.
Handcuffs been in my wrist, quote and type for over a second.
I thought that was it, but it was finally over.
Before they put me in the squad car,
I looked back to the house one last time.
The porch light was still on,
glowing there by itself in the dark.
Past those black windows, I could still picture it.
Those ordinary nights we used to have,
the ones I'd never get back.
A few days later, reports came in.
The body in the garage wasn't my family.
That was when the police reopened the case.
By then, it was already too late.
I found my family deep in the woods, far from the house, left there on the freezing ground.
My kids' shoes, half-buried under dead leaves and snow, and a torn piece of my wife's clothing,
entered into evidence.
If I hadn't fallen apart that day, if I hadn't seen the horror in front of me, decided
it had to be then, maybe there was still been time.
What I did that night wasn't surrender, it was throwing away the last chance I
had to find them.
What's the fucking real ending I like actually don't understand if I find all
the clues I get the secret ending been over a month since the wife took the
kids and laughed. Barely answers now. Oh, so dude, I didn't kill them. Somebody else
did. I'm just a lonely divorced husband. Which makes my product man beaver even more fucking
important. I have to get my confidence back. I'm just gonna click all the clues again
just in case. That's two. Three. Four. Five. What is six? What is the sixth piece of evidence?
I have to be missing one.
In the room you skipped.
It's in the garage?
I don't think it's in the garage.
There's two up here.
Wait.
No.
Three up here.
Oh, there it is.
Mom yelled at dad again today.
Dad said he didn't need the pills anymore, but he slammed the door and laughed.
Mom said he didn't say anything for a long time.
So that's sex.
Oh my god.
This is going to be the true ending.
Oh my god a dead body no fucking way third time's a charm let's go
Wait. Something's wrong. It doesn't make sense.
Isn't this the manager's key? Why the hell is it here?
Don't tell me that bastard.
So my manager killed my family? He's in the house, isn't he?
I need to find the manager.
Right now.
Let's go.
Oh my god, I'm gonna hunt his ass down.
Epic ending.
Epic fucking ending.
I don't have a weapon though.
What the hell?
What happened here?
There's blood everywhere.
No. No way.
This can't be real. Do I even go in there?
Yeah.
The fuck?
Oh my god, I'm gonna go through the front entrance
Yeah, I'm gonna fucking bare-knuckle fight him to the death
Let's go
This place is trash Jesus. What is that smell? This is bad way worse than bad. Am I dreaming?
Am I out of my mind? No way. This is real
I stopped taking my meds, but the manager killed my family
What's that?
Oh my god, is he trying to like, become the dad in their fucking life?
Wait, this is really weird.
He wants to be their father. Am I gonna chase him now?
Get over here, you dirty fuck!
First I give you a sample of man fever and then you run away from me like that.
Oh, what?
Miss Forty's actually pretty fucking quick.
I gotta grab him first. How the hell am I supposed to catch up to him?
Dude.
Full sprint. Off-rack.
Oh, should I get in my car?
Nope.
Dude, how the fuck am I supposed to catch him?
Oh no, we're on him now.
Oh, we're on him now.
Oh, we're on him now.
He's not getting in the car, you see.
Put him up!
This game had a very weird hand.
What is this? His safe house? He lives in like an abandoned apartment?
What the fuck is this?
Goddamn mansion.
Police got there just in time to stop me from killing the manager. They arrested him right at the scene.
After that, they searched his house. His stock room and even a warehouse he'd been running out.
In the outskirts of town.
That's where they found my family.
My wife and kids were tied up in an air room with no sunlight, terrified, barely hanging
on, but alive.
Second the kids saw me, they burped out crying.
My wife just collapsed.
She couldn't even speak.
As the investigation went on, the truth finally came out.
After losing his own family, the manager had to completely fall apart.
Somewhere along the way, the grave turned into something twisted.
He fixated on people who still had families, and eventually, he fixated on me.
He kidnapped my family, used another body to make it look like I'd killed
them. After he found out I'd been seeing a psychiatrist, he started using that too, pushing
me harder, feigning my fear, making me question what I saw. Some of the things I saw at the
store, some of the things that happened at home, weren't random at all. He was waiting
for me to break. Waiting for me to doubt my unkind and give up on my family and
myself. If I'd been any later, I might have not learned the truth.
W-Game.
not scary but fun. Genuinely fun game I did enjoy. Alright, chat. I have to piss first
but then we're going to hop into midnight hoots. Excuse me, oh my gosh. Duddy game you
We got literally.
I think she's listening to some of them on the Models phones.
Hold up.
That was a good game.
Yeah, way more enjoyable than that fucking first one, dude.
That should have me sweating bricks.
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Playing games with viewers one day, like 1v1 against you in Rocket League. I'm probably not going to 1v1 you in Rocket League, but I would do a day where I 1v1 viewers, but it would be like random, you know, first come, first serve.
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Count me down like a minute or two. I need a pee
I'm not playing actually I will play that for you guys
Oh
Y'all fuck with the Super Mario Galaxy music yay or nay
God dude those games have me sweating. We'll definitely have time to play other shit after this midnight hoops. Should we do retro?
You could do retro.
I would also just play fucking Premiere CS.
Or, or, actually, there is another game I do want to play.
We'll do Midnight, actually, chat.
Hold up, hold up, hold up, hold up, hold up, hold up.
This is what we're going to do.
We're going to do Midnight Hoops.
Then there's another short, like, 15, 20 minute edge game
I want to play.
And then I'll pull you guys.
Is that fair?
Tomorrow, Bust, Bound, Pat, Ball, Spider, Roulette,
maybe some other shit.
Friday reacts Saturday night live,
Sunday reacts Food Gauntlet, Monday,
Trevor Project Charity Stream, Random Games, Tuesday,
Dennis Disco, Random Games, Wednesday, Early React Day.
Then I'm gone, seven to the 11 filming videos
with Jack back riding out stream,
Directive 8020s dropping, bunch of other shit as well.
Oh my God, C's Fee, Brett, Hell, Andrew,
Jacob and JoJo over the sub.
Do whatever
How do you know a charity to support I have a lot of charities that I like I'm a big suicide prevention advocate
So I tend to do like AFSP 988 and Trevor project a lot because 988 is just a big suicide hotline
American Foundation for suicide prevention is broad and then Trevor project is specifically for LGBTQ people. I
I do have cancer a lot because I think they're a great charity fighting against cancer.
They also ask me to do a lot of streams, same with like AHA, American Heart Association,
I do a lot.
But I don't know, I mean like outside of that I usually take like viewer suggestions.
Like the one that we do in like late May, I'll probably let chat choose.
But cancers, I'm sorry, I was reading chat.
Reach out to me not cancers charities reach out to me and I'll do there sometimes
And then usually I'll pick my own sometimes I'll let chat pick
so
It'll be a mixture. I've done a bunch though like bunch of different ones, but there's always repeats
What about your streams reacts? Thank you. And thank you. Aiden with a thread Andre isn't six with a sub feed
And Brent with a sub sees through the sub
But yeah
One's the next one may fourth is Trevor project after that
I don't know, but it'll be late May
Late May late May late May early June, but probably late May if I'd a guess. Oh
All right
chat next game
Next game midnight hoops I
Got to change game category
midnight hoops
JD for the sub.
All right.
Walk in Shats.
What do you have to write client tabs on your computer?
I actually don't know.
It might have made me reinstall a riot client.
Are you pocket watching my tabs?
Are you pocket watching my tabs?
Everybody always says my shit's not organized.
This makes perfect sense.
This is perfect sense chat.
These are friend slop games.
Down here is usually the games that I'm doing soon.
Like this is tomorrow, this is today.
This is a mixture of games that I kind of really have.
Like I haven't really played most of these a lot.
Uh, random games, VR games up here, multiplayer games over here, horror games up here, itch games right here.
It's an insane way to organize shit. Yeah, it works for me.
EvanVethray.
Uh, what do you ever do a charity stream for cerebral palsy? I think I have in the past, but I'm definitely down to do another one in the future.
My dad has it. I'm sorry to hear that, man.
Uh, hot and jade of the sub.
But yeah, I'm definitely down.
Alright.
I don't know. Tyler O'Vara posted by the way. Cool. Do you have any videos you want to watch
or games you want me to play videos? Let's chat. Let's walk in. Just like you know, Markiplier
posted. Yo, we're cranking out these games though. Literally. Yo, my fucking camera
quality is going to be so ass on this game. Midnight hoops. I like to shoot hoops at night
when there's no one distracting me. I can't afford to fall behind, but tonight I was feeling off.
I heard that over a decade ago. A bunch of teens in my town went missing.
Some weird urban legends came from it, but never really creeped me out. For some reason,
I couldn't get it out of my mind.
16-agers missing in one month.
I'm getting two in my head.
Eda interacts, space to jump, left shift to sprint, and then check the pause. Anyways, I should get to practicing my shots.
Some free throws layups and three-pointers. How else am I gonna make the league, right, chat?
Five-eight, five-eight kid from Connecticut.
I'm gonna put in the hours. I've got a note on my phone in case I forget what to do
Navigate with scroll wheel
Free throws three pointers and layups
How do I click something I
Can't I just have to make fucking five free throws. Isn't that really easy?
for five hours hold up I make this I'm so dead ass easy I told you bro I told you
dude it's a it's a new game mechanic I didn't understand the slide bar like I
didn't know I didn't understand the amount of four
they're doubting you Joe they're doubting you Joe five seven five seven
they said oh you're never gonna be a point card you're never gonna be a
point guard you're so shit and you can't shoot for anything I'll prove him
wrong shoot you from the devil rim I feel like that went in am I crazy almost
all the fucking freeze down new message
Okay, I'm here here by the sandwich place that you can pick me up later tonight, bro. You practice too much for sure
What time midnight?
Can I check my other messages
Now
Oh my god, there's hips
Get the fuck out of here. Jump shot!
That wasn't a three?
Are they gonna be in their grasp?
Jump shot!
Fuck. Alright, let me do the layups first. These are easy.
I mean, are you fucking serious?
I either limp tick the shot where it goes over the fucking neck. What is this mechanic? You fucking sucks
Man this paranoia is thrown off my game
Yeah, I really hope the Oregon does not hedge my life or death off whether or not I make a shot Toby
All right easy layup
Dude, how is this not a layup?
Chat, what counts as a layup?
Nice, but I think I did something wrong.
I should check my notes.
Oh, I guess I'll just go fuck myself.
Free throws right behind the line, 3-pointers outside of the line.
Layups need to be moving.
And you need to jump.
Oh, okay. Where the fuck did the ball go?
Lay up I gotta go and then just throw the ball up
Jesus Christ, this is embarrassing. Oh my god, there we go. Two, two
There we go, three
All right now I get it for Chad actually I'm watching I don't learn how to play
the game basketball is my worst sport by the way I route and in video games
three pointers down ready eat this easy dude that was a bucket I mean like
there's no world where that wasn't a bucket there's gonna be like some dudes
staring at me from outside of the fence he's gonna go I'll kill you if you
You don't make 10 free throws in a row.
What the?
Is there a person?
Really felt like somebody was coming at me there.
What the fuck are you talking about?
Oh no, this guy's tweaking.
Why is the jump?
Do I have to jump for a free throw?
Oh my god, this is impossible.
Oh!
You have to aim.
I am, you ass.
Bang!
Wet like water, eh?
They call me Steph Curry the way I'm draining these 3s.
Easy.
That's it.
What? That counts? Okay.
Dude, that should be good.
I should go get some water.
I'm wearing like a headband and fucking roller skates.
Is there gonna be somebody around me or some shit?
Somebody roofied my water.
New message.
Yeah, can I put the fucking drink down?
You ready for the big game?
JV ball, by the way, chat.
I'm a senior.
You ready for the big game?
Senior night.
Senior night on the JV squad.
Jump two.
Oh, did I not need to make a jump three there?
I just needed to make regular threes.
wait how do I have another ball right now
no that actually sounded like somebody was full sprinting at me that was
freaky as fuck the music's already got kind of calming me down in between the
that's somebody sprinting at you to kidnap me. Jump 3. Easy. Oh my god. Jump 3. Easy.
Bang! Chat! Actually am I goaded now? I feel like I'm missing most of them.
We're not missing. Making most of them. Ready? Watch this shit. Side step. 3.
I seriously need to catch up on some sleep oh it wasn't a dupe ball chat it
was some weird shit it looks like there's blood stains on these trees
what the fuck was that I thought it was getting like a person that was trying to
chase me that was like a literal creature for three
nice shot there you got a great arm bud hey by the way I'm looking for my dog
have you seen him? No, well, all right. You see him just yell real loud. I'll be
around. Keep up that practice sport. Yo chat hot take that guy's not gonna be a
serial kidnapper. He's gonna be the dude that saves my life because I'm gonna
yell real loud when that creature kidnaps me and the old man's gonna
save my life. If I make this three out of this game. If I make this three
out of this game. Boom, done. Now I get a quick dunk in. I am not dunking. I'm gonna
have to lower the rim. Keep the ball charged and pull it over the rim. Still
got it. I had to have lowered that rim. This is not a 10-foot regulation. I'm
thirsty again. I should have more water. Every time I drink the water my
eyes closed though and I fucking start hallucinating. There's got to be something in here.
Wait, new message.
Your form is sloppy even though you practice every day. I should grab something from the
gas station it's only a little more than a block away. Wait, why is the ghost demon that's
That's gonna fucking kill me, dissing my basketball skills.
Has he been fucking pocket watching this entire time?
It said the convenience store is only a minute away,
but I don't even know where the fucking convenience store is.
I'm just running in one direction.
Go to the gas station.
Is this the right way?
It has to be.
Right under that blinking, creepy light.
Ah!
Oh, fuck off.
What are you worried about?
You're the best one on the team.
Thanks, man.
I really appreciate it.
Oh, it's in the distance.
You see that fucker staring at me?
He's like three pixels.
Is that a bottle of whiskey?
Kobe
Let's get a quick snack this guy will save my life for sure. What else do I want? Oh, can I only get these cheddar chips?
Crab and some tophrinos, huh?
Nice
That'll be four bucks. I've got a proposition for you
I'm like 99% sure I dropped my wallet out back by the dumpster earlier and you could grab it for me if the chips are on me
My boss is super strict about leaving my post. He always checks security footage. Please. I really don't want to get it stolen
Oh sick. Let me go check behind the dumpster
If I don't do this basketball scholarship, I'm literally screwed.
I was just going to say maybe invest in education over athleticism, but it's kind of distracted
me.
What is this? Excuse me, sir.
Oh, it's the old man!
Oh, hey there, champ. What are you doing back here?
Holy shit, I'm posting this on Twitter.
Holy shit, I'm posting this on Twitter.
I was just looking for Fido. He loves dumpster trash.
What's that? A wallet?
As a matter of fact, I did find a wallet on the ground. Here you go.
Hey kid, let me tell you something else.
It feeds on your despair.
Don't feed it.
Alrighty, good luck with everything.
God see you around.
Wow, that's like the old wise man.
I feel like I'm like in Lord of the Rings
or some sort of mystical.
You want to be the best oh my god wait if I sell my soul will uniquely like Michael Jordan
yes yes yes yes yes yes I'm getting nowhere with this basketball practice actually nowhere
Where is this motherfucker?
I'm gonna grab the bottle.
Shuck it right in his head if he comes at me.
Is this like a test?
To sidestep and move one side and quickly to the other?
Switch hands to trip up opponents.
What am I entering space jam?
Hold up real quick.
Welcome to the jam!
Watch out.
Hold this in the hide.
Toby!
Trim up.
Trim up easy side step.
Drain it.
Hey!
Oh, bitch, hold on!
Switch it off!
Oh!
Excuse me, do you mind if I...
...give you a...
...go?
Shit!
I'm full charge, I gotta shoot for the big one.
Oh, fuck!
Wait, this is like super hard to...
This is like a lot harder to train these than you'd think.
My opponents really aren't doing much.
I'm fighting an actual dead guy.
That didn't go in.
Yo, I'm gonna die. I'm gonna die.
Pass the ball? Pass the ball?
Why would I pass the ball on the one-man team?
That's how you have been in are we fucking serious?
There we go, there we go, there we go, there we go, there we go, there we go.
That's it. Another one.
Another one. Weeeeeeep!
Oh my god that was dirty and I drain it.
Oh my god that was dirty, I've got it back. Hold on, can I jump this one?
Ah! Oh my god.
to myself toss it in I sprint right out easy layup
switch up oh my god another one
Wow if I get hit I full reset oh wait no it doesn't full reset wait why is it making
me do random one.
Woah!
And...
Oh my god, I almost just got eaten.
Wait, I see that fucker watching me.
He's cutting me from the trees.
I just gotta make that one.
I gotta make that one.
I gotta make that one and not die. Easy.
NOOOOOO!
Watch this. Watch this shit.
Switch up.
Switch up.
Come at me, bitch. Come at me, bitch.
Switch up. Side step.
Drain it. In his face.
Fuck!
Excuse me?
Alright, yo, this might not be the game for me.
Yo, you're dead-ass, there's no way.
That's it.
I'm gonna die again. Oh my god the backwards page, please
This is gonna take me like ten years
I'm gonna have to 1v1 Satan to prove I'm worthy that's how this game is gonna end
And I'll talk about Warraugh Chat.
That should be the next Space Jam movie.
Still there?
Oh my God, thank you so much, man.
Whoa, hey, bro, you look kinda terrible.
You see the ghost?
You should take it easy, for real.
Take as many chips as you want, man.
Take any more, you chippy.
That should fill me up for a little bit.
Just like them, I'll get you too.
The fuck are you talking about, bro? I passed your test.
I'm losing it. I should go grab my stuff and text Pablo to pick me up.
I don't remember how to get back is the problem.
Oh, it's gotta be this way.
Where the light is.
Chat, did I do bad there? Be honest.
I feel like I started cooking on the end.
I was out of that last hoop, but I was just like really nervous.
Whatever that thing is is watching me should I walk up to it I
Can't blame I'm just gonna walk into the middle of the road
If it's a smart monster it wouldn't chase me dangerous to walk on the yellow strip
Tearing between life and death
And a 25 mile an hour speed when it's on
And we're in got my shit in depth. I need to get my ball first
Fuck do I have to 1v1 him dude look at his arms. It's so chop that has like seven feet tall
What a fucking 10 foot wingspan he could dunk standing
So you beat my bench warmers, huh
not very impressive considering they have no clue how to guard little shrimp like
you would never make it in the real world it's taco fall it's an actual NBA player
that's just like the living in the woods I'm gonna show you how worthless you are
Oh, awesome. Oh my g- I'm one of you running in the hell. Wait, this is literally not gonna work.
Oh, wow.
On an actual court, win. That's the only fucking- that's the only rule.
Light up! Oh! Oh! Switch up, bitch!
Switch up! Easy!
You can't have your little minions.
Bro, that's so stupid. He can't have his little minions running behind him.
Play up.
Two-pointer.
I back up.
Easy kill.
Oh my god, he swabs. No fucking way.
Oh my god, he blocks again. No fucking way.
Holy shit.
Just how big up?
Oh my god, this is horrible.
That's a two-pointer! How's that not a two-pointer?
You better not grab me, you bitch.
Oh my God!
That's it.
Another three pointer?
Are we fucking serious?
Easy.
What?
Double win.
That's lame.
That's it.
That's it.
Light up.
Easy.
Easy.
Easy.
Easy! Easy!
Dacia!
I'm never going to win.
Oh my god, you're such a fucking loser.
Whoa!
Whoa!
Whoa!
Oh
Yo, what is this guard he has on me bro, that's unfair. I have to go grab that ball
I
Think that shit
You're fucking joking
That was a layup
Whoa
Oh my god
Go to layup
What the fuck? What are we doing? Oh my god, I gotta jump?
Throwin' the balls right next to me is just gonna kill me.
Oh my god fucking three pointer.
Watch out.
It's one of all.
It's one of all.
It's one of all.
He's gonna come here.
No!
No!
Why are there so many of them, dude?
What the fuck?
That's not in
Oh, we're so dead off.
We're so dead off right now.
You're so dead off.
There's no way.
Oh, that's so off.
I'm literally, no, this is actually, this is actually hell.
This is actually how
How is that not in
Bro, a two-pointer's impossible.
A two-pointer's impossible on this court.
It's actually impossible! It's impossible!
I can't stop moving, bro. What?
Look at this big ass!
No, actually, I feel like I'm JD playing against an NBA team.
This is so unfair.
Oh my god, and there's more and more players on the court, there's more and more players
on the court, because I keep reality.
Free.
It's over.
I just throw.
I just throw.
I just threw.
Oh my god!
Fuck!
Oh my god, the store's getting uttered.
The store's getting uttered.
The store's getting uttered.
Nothing.
Oh my god, it's a miracle.
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
Come on!
Oh, I miss the set.
Pretty well.
Pretty well.
Now, who's gonna get this?
That was a pretty bad one.
You're gonna get it.
I'm not gonna do that.
That was a pretty bad one.
I'm gonna do that!
What?
You scythe that motherfucker!
You scythe that motherfucker!
What's there?
Easy.
Oh my god!
Come on!
Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, you're
fucking joking.
We're actually gonna be here forever
I need to do that. I need to do that.
Bro, look at him pressing! Look at him pressing! Fuck you, pussy! How did I- I dug that into
I'll score another three on your betas, see ya!
See ya, see ya!
Fuck! We're gonna be here for five hours now. We're gonna be here for five hours anyway.
I'm so serious. We're gonna be here forever. I'm never meeting this day.
We're gonna pull these out of here, you swine.
Look at that.
Look at that.
Look at that.
Oh my god, give me a hundred dumps, please.
Oh my god, RNG in my favor.
RNG in my favor.
RNG in my favor.
OHHHH!
Oh.
RNG in my favor.
Easy.
I'm playing that shit.
Coby.
That's it.
What?
Look how many players there are.
Look how many guards there are.
This is so unfair.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
This is so unfair.
Oh my god.
Oh my god, a two-pointer. The two-pointer of doom.
That's it. Oh, it's over! It's over! It's over! It's over! Run scuts! Run scuts! Run scuts! This has to be it if I make it.
That's it.
Another one! Another one!
There's a natured man running at me!
3, 2, 1, go!
Come on!
Come on!
AHH!
Holy shit! Holy shit!
This has to be it!
Nooooooo!!!
Nooooooooo!
There's no way!
There's no way!
No, there's no way. There's no way. There's no way. Oh my god. There's no way
You're supposed to leave what do you mean I'm supposed to leave how much was a leave
What do you mean leave
Oh, there's no shots!
There's no shots!
That was like the best scenario we had.
We had like three dunks in a row.
It was so easy.
These key bagging boards.
Just can't be real.
Press me again, puffy.
Press me again, sideways.
I can't make a lie up there with this fucking stupid cock minions walking.
Oh my god that could not have been a worse shot that actually could not have been a worse
How many more do you think I need an A-con on me?
That wasn't in
I'm not bad in that game.
Oh my god, this is just scary.
Oh, there's like fucking nine of them chasing me.
Another layup.
You're joking.
Oh my god!
The naked fucker!
Oh my god, the naked fucker!
This is the last one I need to make, and I know it.
Grab some of these diamonds!
Bro, you're fucking joking.
You're fucking joking!
I have fifty of them chasing me!
Please! Please!
Oh, you're fuckin' jealous of me now. There's not to be a-
NOOOOOOO!
Ball couldn't be in a worse spot.
First game ever! First game ever!
I'm not sure if it's a good idea to get out of here, but it's a good idea to get out of here.
Like I just have to get rid of the ball, bro.
When he's that close to me, I just can't shoot.
Like right now, I can probably make it.
Am I lucky?
Nope.
SZ, thank you for the 50 fucking subs you go.
Thank you, but if you've got something, give it a 50 get this.
Sorry, I need a lock-in.
Bro, please tell me this is the last fucking thing I need to make.
I
Made that shit, I know I made that shit
I'm proud of what.
What is happening?
that took how long did that take 30 minutes that was so bad chat you have no idea half
the zombies stand there and don't three of them chase you at all times and the other
three just kind of stand on the court like idiots and if you get within six feet of
them they lunge at you and he's just the fucking wall man I mean I'm shooting
the fucking two I'm shooting the three he's literally hand-touching the ceiling
hey you okay kid well thank goodness you're awake let me help you up looks
like you did it kid you beat it not many can I knew you had it in you
I could tell right away.
Probably had some pretty impressive shots, eh?
I think I was cooking on the back end of that game, yes.
I know it was the shot clock, so it wasn't counting,
but I hit a lap on the buzzer like six times in a row.
It was just fucking insane.
Game over, game over or?
Oh, I can leave now.
Yeah, get me the fuck out of here.
That shit was terrible.
Local team goes on to become greatest basketball player of all time.
Yeah, okay.
God.
That was a fun game.
But my god dude that wasn't scary it was rage inducing. Jesus. Alright. Chat. We're now gonna rip a game that's not really a horror game but I've been seeing tiktoks of it.
Call how do I just how do I undo something cuz I just fucking dragged all of my shit around
Oh no
Oh God
Controls D
No, that's not undoing it.
Oh, no.
Bro.
How did that even happen? It just jumbled my entire fucking stuff.
Controls T.
What happened? All of my stuff's jumbled now.
Like all my itch games are down here.
My mega's up there, like Streamlabs is all the way up there, like what the fuck?
Alt-Z? No.
Dude, that actually just fucked like my entire computer.
Wow, that is like super annoying.
Alright, I think I fixed it.
For the most part.
But yeah, okay.
Chat, we're about to play a game that I've been seeing on TikTok called La Madriguera.
How good it is I have no idea how bad it is I have no idea
We're about to find out
All right, we're gonna rip this and then maybe a game of CS or some shit
We're probably not gonna play retro today noodles and gather the sub fading taking the sub SC pin act
Hey, you're the 50 fucking subs again dumb in the chat for that. I'm sorry. I didn't freak out about it
I was just so zoned on that fucking on beating that game
monkey for the sub sd thinking of the 50 gift it's in the individual sub shading
killed with a sub arwing for the three annoying for the sub newt al for the
sub Diego for the five gift is running to go so for the sub take a bit of three
my cousin got diagnosed with alpaca any advice for her avoid all mammalian meat
go to an allergist see how bad the testing is and see if you're able to
eat dairy and shit gelatin stuff like that Genji a swat are thigh juice
shahomi and logic for the sub Sophie than the three have you seen the long
walk I have it's not five movie who's thinking of the three but watch
series of videos, I've been struggling with anxiety and depression, OCD since I was 12.
I'm sorry to hear that. Today's my birthday. And I wanted to give, uh, I would like some
advice for you for the years to come because I know it won't be easy. Uh, just schedule
your shit. You know, don't procrastinate and put yourself out there. You know, uh,
yeah, I'm not saying like always put yourself in uncomfortable positions, but you know,
a lot of what you're going to experience in life is going to be scary, uh, especially
social situation wise and you know, especially in college and shit. So, and
that's if you're going there. But, you know, learn what you need to and
schedule your shit. That's all I can really say, man. Fred for the sub
seven of the three, Charlie and Luke for the sub, Maggie for the sub, Evan for
the three. Don's and Kale for the sub ready for the sub a Gavin and Alex
I'm gonna send you over the sub chat.
Count me down 30 seconds, I got a pass.
Oh
Okay
We're gonna hop on a game now. That's a quick pass chat said it would be a quick pass
Hold up editor sent me fucking nine goddamn videos
Give me 30 seconds
Hold up.
Why are people typing one?
Okay, okay, chat were locked were locked were locked were locked we're going to be
We're gonna be ripping
La Madriguera and then
we're gonna hop into
hold up.
I wanna make sure I didn't delete the wrong fucking vault.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, that's good, that's good, that's good.
Boom, boom.
Alright.
We're gonna be ripping La Madriguera right now into
Maybe a game of CS or some fucking shit.
I don't really know.
Oliver, think about it three.
What would you say is a good way to approach it
if you want to believe in a religion
but find it difficult because it's so illogical?
Can't really help you there, man,
because I don't believe in any religion.
ML, think of the sub, I love Gavin, Alex, and Steve
for the sub, so I literally know firsthand experience.
How would I help you with that?
You know what I mean?
If you're like, hey, man, how do I believe
in a religion when I think it's illogical?
I couldn't help you, you know.
You're basically saying, hey, I'm in the same situation you're in.
What would you do?
What I'm doing right now?
All right, chat lock-in.
I'm not going to extract this first.
Imagine being an atheist, LMAO.
God
What a stupid idiot I am
I'm not really an atheist though
I'm more agnostic, but people say I'm an atheist. I don't believe in a monotheistic God that
The I it's not that I don't believe in a monotheistic God
I don't believe in any God that is portrayed in any organized religion
Now do I doubt the existence of an all-knowing eternal being? No.
But do I think it's the God or a God's written out from, you know, religious tax now?
But I don't judge anybody that does.
I'm low on LeBron thinking of this whole part of faith.
All right.
Show us your hairline.
It's like it's literally what it used to be.
My hair used to be like this.
I used to spike my hair.
I used to spike my hair like this.
Not that much balding.
Well, I didn't think I was balding,
but now that you say it, thank you.
All right, La Madriguera, lock in chats.
It's a perfect time for a slice of cake.
I need to turn the audio down.
There's no audio slider.
The premise of the game is you're supposed to be able to grab cake from sitting in your
chair.
And I already just shattered everything.
and Annie of the sub. Lock in. Oh my god. Boom, boom. Oh, R is where you start. It's
a perfect time for a slice of cake. Solo un millimetro mas. The cake's all the way
over there I'm thinking I attack it by pulling the table towards me I can feel
Feel the smell!
Fuck!
We're right there!
That's simply the strategy.
Lift it up, and then I'm gonna bounce it.
Watch.
Silt it.
Bam!
I'm gonna catapult it towards me
So how did I almost do it last time?
Bro, I just pushed it further away.
Oh, hunger affects my precision.
Chat, it's just micro movements.
That needs to break.
I can't let go of the fucking jar how do I let go of the jar fucking shit
Wait, hold on.
Dude, I need that jar to break.
That jar's there to stop me.
Okay, how do I break that honey jar?
I don't think I can.
I can't break that one.
Any ideas? Any ideas? Any ideas? Any ideas? Any ideas? Any ideas? Any ideas? Any ideas?
Let's think here.
If I inch it closer, the table leg hits that honey, and then the only thing that I could really do is catapult it.
Tilt the table towards me.
See, it's just like...
How the fuck did that mess it up?
Perfect catapult set up.
that was it was right there you got to try and get around
What a game!
What a game!
That was fun.
That was a fun little short game.
That was fun. That was a fun little short game. I never saw anybody beat it, but I saw clips
on TikTok of people failing, and I thought they were funny.
All right. Play another horror game? Bro, we've only been playing horror games. I might
We have another short itch game.
Should we do another short itch game?
Or CS.
I'm not doing retro today.
today or tomorrow, but Friday, Saturday, Sunday, I am.
And then all next week, because I'm
gone for that video with Jack.
So I won't miss a day of posting next week.
But I just don't want to not have VODs ready.
You know what I mean?
Cases, I am not doing cases.
We would be playing Premier.
Please not CS anything but CS.
I don't wanna watch that.
Ah.
Ah.
Ah.
I don't really wanna watch CS, Joe.
Okay, game one and game two.
Which we either do late night TV
or that's an itch game, itch horror game, or CSGO, not cases, will probably run retro next week if I had a guess before I'm gone filming that video.
Yo, SCPINF, thank you for the 50, why am I losing my voice? Probably because I was screaming earlier.
SC Pinnock thank you for the 25 or not for the 25 thank you for the 50 gift ins you did not need to do that
Thanks, then if you got a sub and thank you for the 50 fucking gift it's SC Pinnock
You fucking go number five gift her all time thank you for the fucking 50 subs
WSC thank you that we got something even the 50 fucking gift it's
It's got even the three Colby for the three King for the sub see SC
Don't I'll you have the sub you have the five or you're going to play mafia game besides three
or why did you play every mafia game besides three I heard three socks see
for the sub LeBron Annie and I'm thinking the sub offer for the three all
right people are running late night TV all right we'll run late night TV and
maybe we'll run CS after for funsies I don't know how long this game is we
shall see. I'm going to double track. That's like 30 minutes. All right. It might be weird
though. I don't know if it's good or not. One of you guys recommended this though. If
you have any games you want me to play or if you have an interactive video, give
a such top, give a such top. It's not bad. It's not bad. It's not bad. It's not
I actually want schedule if you don't have a stream schedule
often
Let me make sure
In the assembly now Scotty to the right purple for the sun
All right, lock in.
Late night...
Late night TV, lock in.
Night one.
Oh, my house has nothing in it.
I can't wait to lay down and watch some TV.
Am I living in the Roblox?
What type of bed?
I should check the windows first.
Awesome.
Do I lay down now?
I should check the windows first.
I have to check every window.
Why did I just 360 no scope that?
I feel safe now. Good.
I didn't know I need a trick shot of safety scan.
This is a crap game by the way, what we're about to find out.
amazing world of alberg
Alberg base a cake
How to bake a cake one-on-one gather sugar milk and an egg on a table and then you um, I'm not sure what's next
I believe a cake by then
Sugar milk and eggs
Weird farm and weird sugar fella
I should be able to get milk here now
That's locked
Oh God
Just straight up milk the cow from the fucking wilderness their hands
I'm gonna put everything on the fucking table.
There we go.
Milk, sugar, eggs.
Well, the barn's locked, so the eggs are not gonna be able-
I've got that brick of sugar you're looking for.
What is it?
Bugar, sugar?
13?
Bring me an egg and it's all yours.
Well, sir, I'd love to bring you an egg, but if I'm being honest, I can't get into the barn.
So how am I supposed to bring you an egg?
What the fuck?
Is that the barn I get an egg from?
Oh, there's chickens right here.
Pet all the chickens.
Buh-buh-buh!
Buh-buh-buh!
Oh my god, they give me an egg!
Wait, but I need another egg.
Why do I gotta give the sugar guy an egg for fucking-
I gotta give the sugar guy an egg for sugar,
but I also just need an egg,
so I'm gonna have to go pet all the fucking chickens again?
Alright, here's your egg, jackass.
Now give me a fucking sugar.
Here it is.
Tell anybody you got it for me.
That is cocaine.
Why did I just get a brick of cocaine from a man in the wilderness?
I'm not building a regular cake, am I?
And that still has a lock on it.
I don't know if I figure all egged up.
Oh, never mind.
I don't think I'm getting any eggs out of these fuckers.
still walk i wonder what's in there maybe when i bake the cake it'll unlock itself
i thought i was watching tv i'm playing a fucking video game right now
hello people of wherever we are i've got a real crazy news story for you guys
there's been a missing report recently so far it's undetermined if the person is still alive
But let's be serious with each other.
That person is totally dead.
Should be on the lookout.
See you all tomorrow night.
Wow, what informative news we have.
Night two?
Oh my god, do I have to check the fucking windows again?
360 Peacum?
Why do I only 360 that window?
How fucking weird.
I didn't have that in my house before, did I?
I feel as if that drawer was not there.
I feel safe now, but I don't feel safe now, I don't know what the fuck this is.
Am I playing that stupid game again?
Is this a show? Am I watching a TV? Albert makes a friend. Okay, Albert's making a fucking
friend. Oh, he's got his birthday cake. Albert's gonna bring that to the Sugar Man. Maybe we
go up this way? Oh, God. I'm not gonna be able to share this birthday cake with anybody.
Oh, maybe you.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
I was really afraid to kick. How did you know?
You're like the best person ever. Let's be friends!
Holy smokes, everybody.
I've got an update on the disappearing people situation.
There have been a few more missing people.
President Maher says, President Maher.
President Maher says these disappearances are totally unrelated
to the 20 quagelion dollars that seems to have vanished from the national budget.
He's the president. You have to believe the president.
The possible suspect for these kidnappings has been seen wandering around in the forest.
That's how life got so far.
I live in the forest.
Now, to the more burning questions, are hot dogs technically tacos?
Come back tomorrow and find out.
I thought it was are there are hot dog sandwiches?
So there's a guy in the woods that's been looking for people 360.
Nothing.
I'm starting to freak out a little bit. I'm not gonna lie.
I feel like these slow burn horrors are usually the worst.
Oh God.
Still nothing?
He didn't say he felt safe.
Oh.
Why was the TV on?
The amazing world of Albert!
No, I don't want to play hide and seek.
No, I don't want to play hide and seek.
I think I'm okay.
Okay, oh
It all the night's the perfect time to play some hide-and-seek tag
Just have to the floor the flower field and I'll count before I come in
If you reach the other side ring the bell so I know that you won
I'll tag you before you get there. I win
Let me see you
Fuck this
Always go left always go left chat
The
mates said don't turn left at the crossroads this isn't a Minecraft ARG horror film
I think I took the wrong turn.
Left or straight, left.
Always go left.
Never go up.
That's great gambling advice.
When are you ever gambling left?
Wait, actually, I think this is the escape.
I think I made it.
Go to GGs.
Aw man, you got to the end.
That was a ton of fun. You should play a game tomorrow.
But what game?
Oh, oh, oh!
We can play the ball game. I can't wait.
Better get home before some night creepy crawlies get us.
Welcome back, everybody. Let's get back to the spicy question.
As far as I know, hot dogs are more of a sandwich than a taco, anyw.
People all aware that some people nab eyes in the woods.
Would cavemen feel uncanny value from other cavemen? No.
Bro, Andy and It's in purple for the sub.
If you grew up as a toddler with everybody around you being creepy clown people, or Momo, that would be the normal to you.
Uncanny is what isn't normal. So whatever you're growing up with feels normal.
See you all later. Be safe. Remember to subscribe. Wait, never mind.
Don't die. Die.
Interesting. You think I'm gonna have to actually go in the woods? IRL? We're just in the game.
Because I have to keep checking these fucking windows.
God, how many nights are there? Dude, what the fuck?
And this drawer is just fucking freaking me out.
Why is the door open?
Oh, fuck this.
We live in a house in a forest, that's what I'm saying.
Howard kicks the ball. Oh do you think I'm the serial killer? I feel like there's a
chance. Oh what the fuck?
This is the game for the day. The ball just randomly stops. How do you
score or do we just kick the ball dude yo yo I'll I'm kind of go to that passing
it to you you're not really giving me the ball at all buddy you're making me run
around for it it's not fun let's have a fucking pass back and forth a some
douchebag shit you make me go right and left every fucking time this is fucked
Stop!
Oh my god, how long do I have to do this?
Did he die?
Hello everybody, to the night's news. No more mists, just silly guy.
The situation about the disappearing people has gotten out of hand.
President Madavance said everybody stay home, don't leave your house for any reason.
Trust no one, not even me.
And please, trust me about not trusting anybody possible.
This may be our last broadcast. See you eventually.
This has to be last day, brother. There's going to be somebody here at night five.
Five nights at Freddy's. It's always night five, Jack. It's never not night five.
Always and I've followed it.
It's gonna be the last one.
I could smell it.
Fucker.
I hate this game.
The suspense is building too slow.
It's freaking me out.
Oh, Jesus.
Why do I feel safe already? What?
I was just sad Albert. Oh no. There's no title. Do you think I'm going to stumble upon my
own house? And then I'm going to walk and it's going to be me. Oh my god, that's exactly
What's happening? Oh my god, that's exactly what's happening.
The closet.
Albert.
Oh hey Albert. What are you doing buddy?
Am I going to kill myself?
Dude, I wanted to see what Albert 3D looked like.
We're y'all a little quite curious Albert 3d would have been crazy
That's fucking nuts
Wow, it's like easy to add on that one
There's got to be an explanation. I don't know I think Albert was the creepy guy and I was just imagining him
Jim's lore what do you mean Jim's lore Jim's computer?
Is there another ending?
Is there another ending?
Let me look it up.
Late night TV game
endings.
The castle stands strong.
Yo what the fuck is Cub Scouts playing?
I
Yeah, if you want my flower you're gonna have to be
Serious with each other
And it lucky for me, I have three things all right now to guess cool. They down with that everybody got ready
Warning this game contains
Wait, what? Why is it different?
Late night TV, is there different late night TVs?
Oh, there's a remaster.
Should we play the remaster?
It's different.
Well, because I don't know what the fuck happened, or do you think it's the same game?
Do you think it's the same game?
Oh, it is but with extras.
Should we play it then?
Finally home from work.
Man, I'm hungry.
I know I've got something to eat in the fridge.
Oh, this is way different.
Wait, this is way different.
Mmmmmmmmmm... double triple burger, Christmas dinner, cheesy beef burrito, probably that.
So hungry I can eat it cold, I should still microwave it just in case I'm in Illinois.
Get the double triple, I'm assuming I'll be able to eat all of them by the end of the
game.
Now I can kick back, watch some TV, and dig in.
The amazing world of Alper!
Oh, he's making a cake again.
So it is similar, bro, but it had the barn.
Yes, the same shit.
How about a farmer's here?
This here south is the number one reason I won this year's National Corn Year old contest.
Corn itself was reason number three.
You want my flour, you're going to have to be faster than that.
Wow, so he guards that shit?
Cow's utterly utterless.
Average excitement for chocolate milk quickly turned into disgust when the back of cow released
mud from its udders.
Mud?
Was I fucking getting poop out of him?
Yeah, settle down farmer man. I'm not trying to get your shit, buddy
You think the ending still the same bro should we play this shit then?
It really does look like the reskin same game
Check the video
like the mini game shits different.
No, it's different.
That's different.
Oh my god, I just exited out though.
You're joking.
Oh, I could have continued, thanks fuck.
No!
No, I'm not running this shit, I'm not running this shit, I'm not running this shit, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not.
I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not.
Sorry.
Because it's gonna be similar. I'm not playing this for another bra. I'm not, I'm not restarting that. Another fucking 10 minutes. Oh hell no.
CS2? Oh yeah.
Oh yeah.
We're gonna rip one game off from here. It's a shorter stream today chat. We got like four fucking horror games in. I'm, I'm happy with that.
WSL, take it to the five. Uh, Dale, she's from Swordsworth's died. Yeah, we were talking about that, you know, like four or five days ago, whenever it happened.
Vapor Mars burden of a sub toggle for the three
R6 Ryan pass
Pass pass CS cases
We're gonna up one CS game chat. Here's the schedule one CS game right now premier tomorrow. I'm doing
Tomorrow we're starting stream with boss bound it'll be a two-hour sponsor
I'll probably stream for like 15 20 minutes before it but
Start stream boss found for like two hours will be a fun same game
And then we're hopping on friend slap me sneak Zuzzi Chris
We're gonna be doing Pratt fall in spider roulette. Maybe some other shit Friday reacts
At like three or so Saturday night live Sunday reacts and the food gauntlet Monday
Random games Trevor project charity stream matching chat stone is up to 10 gay
Next Tuesday Dennis disco drops random games probably more retro rewind either Monday or Tuesday
Wednesday earlier stream at like fucking 11 a.m. I'll do like a two-hour react
And then I got a dip and I'll be gone the seventh to the 11th for five days filming a video with Jack
But I'll be posting on YouTube while I'm gone. Then we're back grinding out stream
Directive 80 20 drops bunch of other shit. We got other games and fucking content planned. I
I wanted to get that out of the way because I know some people are gonna dip for CS too, but
I'm locked in I
Don't have a rank yet still I have like three wins under my belt it places me in like 8,000 elo
Or 8,000 rating which is pretty ass. I think I'll be better than that by the time I'm ranked
But I only have three wins I need 10 to be able to get ranked
Dude, I'm losing my voice my god
Why have you been down so lately? What do you mean? Why have I been down so lately?
I mean I've been stressed out, but like I wouldn't say I've been down. I would just say I've been
more stressed, but that's why I've been taking more time off. Streaming longer on days that I'm live,
usually taken off. Why? Social media bullshit. Try to balance other, you know,
all the social stuff, people talking shit, you know, Twitter fucking bullshit, like engagement
bait, people hating harassing stuff of the sorts, regular social media drama. That's about
it. Who's talking shit? I mean, it's just a part of social media. Social media bullshit
Sounds right. Yeah, I mean basically.
Surely you open cases while you play.
No.
No.
Juan, stop trying to convince me.
Wait, is Ludwig in chat?
Why did somebody just at Ludwig?
Oh my god, I didn't know you play CS.
Yeah, you want to play?
Stop banning him, bro.
Yeah, your ass could have invited me to a tournament.
I'd probably would have popped off.
Probably would have popped off.
Well, wait, wait, hold up, I got a flax on mud.
Let me hit a quick flax.
Let me hit a quick flax.
Quick flax, quick flax jack.
Quick flax, one more, one more.
One more.
There we go, aura farming, aura farming, I'm over it.
Still sitting in Premiere lobby. I was like somebody at LUD. Oh my god. What would watch as my streams? No way
No way I
Spent $1,000 trying to crack a knife is worth 80 bucks
I've probably in the last month poured around $5,000 into this game and got a return of about three
maybe two five
But like two days ago, I spent $1,000 and just basically set it on fire. Oh my god. I am in a
I'm gonna go 20 into this round.
I'm gonna ban Overpass, Dust, and Mirage.
Actually, I won't ban Dust.
I'll ban Nuke.
I'll play Dust.
I do love Inferno, though.
Chat, trust me, I'm not 2011.
I pop off in ranked games.
I pop off in ranked games.
It's just because I'm new to Premiere.
I just hit level 10, started playing.
to premiere I just hit level 10 started playing so it's putting me with a bunch of chuds
that's the worst bands it's not the worst band see now we're playing inferno
Ryan for the sub jake over the three birdie and over for the sub
play cash that's not in the comp elo oh shit my teammates back should I come to my team here
let's roll somebody gifted lude yeah i never need a gifted in luds chat because i have to
subscribe to love it for the rest of my life because i've lost to him in rocket league
I've never seen a rank that low genuinely
lovely I'm so serious I would dog on to the rainbow and it's not even close buddy
I'm not it's not even close the only reason the only reason that you beat me in
the bro v bro is because you baited me into doing a coin flip and or not a
coin flip rock paper scissors and you're objectively better at rock
paper scissors than anybody I've ever seen so it was a little unfair I
I would have been you I would have been you I am better at video games than
Ludwig that's a fact that's a fact want to do a Wikipedia speed race sometime
ah hell yeah dude I love Wikipedia speed races what's that website that's like
the best way to do it Ryan's the subject of the three note of the sub you know
what's going on team that's the best way to do it nobody comes in this shit
Well, Jack, we got people tax taxing in Jack.
Ron Barano, literally full Sprint B, full Sprint B.
It's the strategy.
I
Want to have a crush
Oh my god, I can't play it here the fuck
I mean, that's just unreal, is it not?
Is that not crazy?
Mine is AK to Jason, by the way.
Jason hustled me, and I will never stop saying that.
Jason hustled me, and he has not played any of video games, and that is a fact.
He pitched three games that he knew he had an edge on, lost call of duty as an X-Faze member,
which I would say is the biggest thing that we should focus on rather than me losing $8,000 soon.
I'd say the biggest thing is that we should focus on the fact that I did better at quickscape-ing.
Uh, against a phase member, mind you.
I feel like that's a bare minimum.
Bare minimum as a phase member, no?
This is surely a save round, I don't know how my team's buying. Am I on stream?
Yep, this guy's gonna go fucking 0 and 20.
Got your ass that. Yeah, they're all going banana, I'm gonna slow-walk.
Got a bit of a daring pistol.
He's low.
Chat distracted me.
I'm not gonna lie, I'm still a little pissed off
that Ludwig said he never saw the rank as well.
That gets to me.
That gets to me, it really does.
I have like four premier games under my belt.
I did Team Kill in one of them.
I may have been in like 12k uo and then my team kill got kicked.
I was with a guy, I was with a guy in a lobby.
He had 12k credits, two rounds before half
and everybody was like, yo, can you buy us?
And he was like, no, fuck you, I'm listening to music.
I said, okay, bought a deagle,
shot him in the head and killed him and then got kicked.
30 minute comp ban, by the way.
Just got off the game for the night.
And after I did it I was like that wasn't really satisfying, but I'm sure they lost the game so it made me feel better
You can't tell me I'm in this rank, bro.
You can't tell me I'm in this rank.
You cannot tell me I'm in this rank.
I refuse to believe it.
I refuse to believe it.
Well, they're doing nothing.
Like they're waiting for me to swing.
I'm telling you, I'm not in this right now.
These kids suck.
These kids are actually horrid.
I'm new to Twitch, who's Libby.
Libby owns Twitch.
She's the daughter of Jeff Bezos.
Oh my god counter terrorist timeout for fucking a minute and a half you gotta be joking.
What a what a fucking joke dude unreal unreal dude let me end stretch real man's game I
don't know what's still here I definitely would do a Wikipedia speed race huh I was
up to do like a three hour jail yeah I'm cold this and kids give it odds great
voice changer buddy all right nice three kid thank you
Translate to Spanish.
Yo Kiero, oh he's on the other team.
Yo Kiero un Margarita y Tahin, por favor.
How much is the voice changer? I don't know, that sounded like some fucking A.I. shit. Dude, I'm not gonna lie.
That sounded horrible.
Tagen?
There's a voice, no that's what I'm saying. I don't think I was like actually a voice changer.
Why do I even know is a voice changer an actual device or like an application install? I really don't know though.
We're going fucking banana every time.
One of them sure many times
Oh
Valka lock in there buddy, I saw that.
Oh, this is shit low chat.
Yeah, actually.
And we're in dog food prank.
I'm going against guys this rating does that mean I'm in this rank right now
Damn that sucks man, but I've been winning games. I've won the last two games I play I
Leave like five premier games total and I've won three of them
How the fuck am I in fucking four thousand you know?
That doesn't make any sense.
No, I played sex games because I got kicked from that one.
Sweating in your favor for the sub wild will for the primer.
My god, ball knowledge.
Wild will, welcome.
Where have you been, buddy?
Anybody know wild will?
How do I become a streamer like you?
Go live at random times.
Don't post it anywhere.
Just stream on Twitch expecting the grandmothers are gaining viewers never mark it yourself anywhere. That could have buttercups
That's like AI Morgan
Do you know what's going to
Yo, whole team's dying fucking B, dude, we're cucked.
Yeah, to your right, great call out, Vilka.
Oh my god, stop talking to that AI Morgan Freeman voice, bro.
to your right.
This guy's a jackass. That's on me. Bro, it's on the fact that my team's just laying it down. Stop going banana every single fucking round.
Like, can we actually get a real push down?
Watch the Deagle beam in action.
I'm on a page.
Oh, you don't have a positive mindset. I don't give a fuck
Five and five right now. I was popping off
Any damage in four rounds, dude, it's just here's the problem. I'm genuinely not trying to make excuses
I'll play with my friends that are like 15 K. E. Lo and I will top frag and I cost some lobby
Because they know how to play the game when I'm playing with people that don't push and we just fucking Mollie
Molly Molly the but we literally backboard Molly it and then we wall ourselves off and just get head tapped
It's like we're all fucked. No, we're not kicking our teammate. What are we doing?
Why are we voting on kicking our team, bro, we're in a premiere
This is like the dumbest shit ever
I want to buy stress cases so bad. I want to buy stress cases so bad. So bad. I'm not
going to oh my god
we're fucking boat kicking the same guy I'm gonna fucking boat kick panda do
Jesus Christ
your toxic your mad or daddy first head are you mad or daddy brother's guys
lame
so what are we waiting for what are we waiting for he's sitting there banana
with his gun out the guy swings we're just sitting there with my dick in my
hand but we got one fist up your ass the other your fucking dick dude I mean
What are we waiting for if the buck can walk by you shoot it
Yeah, literally GGs. Yeah, literally GGs
You suck I do suck big imperatives some frost on your and study
They're just spam they're spam boat kicking each other
Dude, this is why this is why I literally don't play premiere on stream once I get a rank all play premiere on stream
When I'm playing these fucking unrated premiere lobbies and I'm playing with
3000 yellow chuds and my chat's just chirping in my me year the entire time and literally every single one of my teammates
Is trolling and being an absolute idiot. It's impossible
Toggle from the three you're coping. Yep. I am
It's 7 to 1 and we're just spam boat we're spam boat kicking Don Chewie
What are you saying, bro like your AI voice shingers fucking
Toggle to the thread be extraordinary
Yes, yes, kick me, kick me, kick me, kick me, yes, actually vote yes, vote yes, vote
yes, vote yes, no vote yes, vote yes, kick me, kick me for the fucking game, please.
And then I'll cue another one.
8-1. I need a fucking save, dude. I have no money. How many votes? Just everyone!
We don't have the bomb down chewy down chewy grab the bomb
Did he throw that smoke down what is this smoke?
I'm hearing him. Jesus Christ.
I don't know a good one, Joe, you're doing a male, female, male, female, male, male,
male, male, male, man. Your voice changes are so bad, I can't even understand what you're
saying. Like I actually can't even understand what you're saying, bro. Like are we, are
we rationalizing that? I don't know a good one, Joe, male, male. What the fuck?
I'm back.
Get head.
I'm throwing a flashback.
Oh my god.
I mean, talk about, talk about like actually smelly human, right?
Talk about smelly human.
Can we just say, can we agree on that?
If you hold B, if you hold B right at that area, yo, you reek, dude.
I'm telling you, you never shower.
Like, that is actually a vibe you give off right there.
Like, you fucking stink, dude.
Your taint probably smells like actual sir shramming them when I'm so I'm
Gonna be the fucking grossest person for you to be like I'm just gonna hold this
Yeah nice tries
I'm gonna hold this angle I'm gonna hold this angle. Let's see. Let's be great. Let's be great
Dude, how is Vilka 3-11 and has a is second frag?
800 damage. I don't want your shitty AK
I'm buying it up
Luke and JR for the sub peak for the sub. Let's get a nine-three curse going. I flip it around
Beautiful flash
Oh
You little mole rat you little mole rat
My god the only spot I was not going to check there literally close right unreal dude. I he had it. He was sitting there just
Pack a fucking red man shoes left there just fucking wired
2000 elo
Come on Don Chile
They're defusing the bomb Don
They're still defusing the
Weird on top right
this is real life. No, stop bro. Are there an infinite amount of play? Are there an
infinite amount? No, I'm not kicking him. We're just losing the standing of the lad,
rather of a player. And if you vote now, you're actually in policy. If you vote now,
You know you're actually a pussy.
And you don't vote God.
You know, we're in 2011, by the way.
We're in the equivalent of bronze.
We're in the equivalent of bronze rank on CS.
Up we're killing each other, great.
Oh, there's been a client.
Wow, fast plan of a century.
Why are we there?
Why are we there?
I Savvy for the three.
Jarropopsicle, Peek, Lucas, I Savvy for the seven.
Move it, move it!
Dude, we are getting fucking marred by this game.
Keep dying to corners, you still don't check that?
Bro, this bomb is ticking.
You realize, hey, hey buddy, hey jerk off.
Hey jerk off, that just typed that.
Bomb's not gone.
Beep!
Beep!
Beep!
Beep!
Beep!
Beep!
Bomb's gone.
Beep!
Beep!
Beep!
Beep!
Beep!
Beep!
Beep!
Beep!
Beep!
I got about 15 seconds to fucking defuse that shit. I'm just full sprinting, you know? I'm just full sprinting.
I
See ass was a bad idea first getting grief bro, that's what I'm saying
I cannot keep...
Panda just got fucking time out comp banned because he just fucking got me to 5 health. He damaged his teammates too many times.
Dude, I literally cannot keep premiere until I'm ranked and out of this rank.
Like, I know you guys think I'm ass. I'm not deserving of this rank.
Like, I think I should be like 10 ke low.
Like, I'm not saying I'm good.
I'm not saying I'm good, but I'm literally getting my games ran down because I just get stream sniped by people
And I also just have losers in chat chat. You're saying cap. I literally am just getting team killed or both
What is like?
Two of my teammates just got caught me two of my teammates just got caught them
Don't you mean Panda can't play for a half hour now. They just got kicked from the match
I'm not gonna have like any sort of life. Oh, hey, like we're gonna have some you a forgiveness for that
No, I just lose the game
And I'm done. GGs, WStream.
Appreciate y'all. I'll be on fun watching.
If you haven't been able to watch games,
you can play videos, touch up games,
touch up, have fun, listen to videos,
I'll watch games, I play.
I'll be live tomorrow around 3.30 EST.
We're going to be doing bus bound for an ad
for like the first two hours, like 3.45 to like 5.45.
Playing games with the guys,
PathBall, SpiderRelap, bunch of friends,
SlopGames, Me, Sneak, Zucie, and Chris around six.
Friday is going to be React Day around like 3.30.
Saturday, I'm not live.
Sunday is going to be Reacting the food challenge
challenge promise from the
cancer charity stream Monday is
Trevor project charity stream
matching chat stone is up to
10 K for LTVQ suicide prevention
as well as random games are
going to be playing maybe
retro rewind later that day
Tuesday we're going to be
dead as disco and other random
games next Wednesday the sixth
I'm live early at like 11 AM
doing a react day for like two
hours and then I'm going to
seventh to the 11th filming
a video with Jack or two videos
with Jack actually going to be
posting while I'm gone but I
will not be live then we're
back running out stream
directly 20 drops or 80 20 drops
we got a bunch of other
react days a lot of gaming days
and bunch of other content coming up that is planned
and a late charity stream,
or a late-made charity stream as well.
Appreciate y'all of the odd fun
and I will catch y'all later.
We're actually going to raid JoJo who's playing CS.
Appreciate y'all and I'll catch y'all later.
Orbit's for the sub VCU for the sub.
Not posting on the main in the gaming today and tomorrow
but I will be posting nonstop for like 10 days after that.
So, go watch the YouTube videos.