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Hello everybody bloody good I was already doing on this fan of fuck
We are live today doing a few things now in about 10 minutes. We are going to be starting a bus bound sponsored game. Okay. I'm basically just going to be playing it and yapping it to you yapping you guys.
I'm basically just going to be playing it and yapping it to you yapping you guys
It's not like an in-depth ad by any means. We're just gonna be playing the game
It looks pretty fun. So I accepted it. It's like a sim game
They you know make a bunch of games if you've heard of like snow runner
There's a bunch of driving sim games that they're you know, very popular and so if you understand the driving space
But Saber interactive just makes a lot of good games in general. I've worked with them in the past. So
Yeah, we're gonna be doing bus bound to start for like two hours and then we're gonna be doing a full friend-slop day
I haven't played games with sneak Zuzzi and Chris as like a group in a while
So we're going to be doing that today me
Sneak Zuzzi Chris are gonna be doing pratfall
Which is kind of like reverse peak
You start at the top and you have to work your way down versus starting at the bottom and working right up
I haven't played the game, but I know it has a lot of good reviews. A lot of people have been saying it's pretty good
So we're gonna be starting out with that. We're also gonna play spider roulette
As well, which is another friend slop game where you you know draw cards and you have to like
You know pick up cops to see if you get a spider or not. It's kind of like roulette
and Russian roulette combined
With like a fucking card builder, so it'll be fun
You'll see when we get there after that if we you know want to fucking run other shit
I don't really know I'm gonna leave it up to them
But I selected pratfall and spider roulette because those are the two that I wanted to do
But if they suck we'll probably run some other shit
But yeah, that's the plan for today tomorrow's a full react day, I'll probably be live at like 315 tomorrow
330
Saturday, I'm not live Sunday's going to be probably like a 2 p.m. Stream. We're going to be doing the
Just a regular react day and maybe some philosophy reacts or scary reacts into
The food gauntlet as promised from the F cancer charity stream
I'll show you guys the sir straw ming video then but everything else we're gonna eat live
And try live so that'll be fun for you guys not for me
Most of it's pretty disgusting spicy sour or just gross in general
So it'll probably suck, but I hope it'll be fun to watch
Monday, we're going to be doing a random game day as well as the Trevor project charity stream
We're gonna be matching chat stone. I was up to 10k for that
So that'll be good
Tuesday Dennis disco drops. We're gonna play some other random shit. Maybe retro rewind as well
And then next Wednesday, I'm going to be doing an early react day and then I'm going to seven to the 11th
Filming two videos with Jack one for me one for him
But then we'll be back running out stream
For basically the rest of May probably another charity stream late May
I'll let you guys choose and I also want to plan a big group
charity stream with a bunch of big streamers
in maybe early June
Just so we're able to like I would love to be able to do like a big individual group charity stream
Where in one stream we raise like a hundred K or some shit. That'd be awesome
So I'm probably gonna ask around see what games people would want to do and then how we could set it up
But that'll probably be like a month from now or a month and a half basically. Um
But yeah, that's the schedule if you have any videos you have a lot of games to play video
So I'm gonna give you a special episode about the symphonies I play
Poff thank you for the five gift. It's Kerlama jar KV for the sub Dalton for the three watch frogs fight
Video session gift session max thank you for the five gifted subs king take of the three carry and shifty for the sub Tristan
Miracle Steve Coby Dran
Super Evo Fabian and real thank you the three first
The rest of the day first bits work for the rest of the day. Well, I hope work goes well
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Quick yeah, we have like four minutes, and then we got a hop into it
I did go live a little late today. My apologies. I supposed to be live at like 330. I
Ended up having to set up a bed
Or a bed frame rather
I needed up getting a new bed. So that took me some time
But yeah, do you use whitening strips? I use well, I just went to the dentist
Some my teeth like a little wider right now
But I yeah, I've used whitening strips in the past
I haven't in over a month
But I use them for like a week straight and then I stopped for like two weeks use them for like four days
And then I haven't used them since
You just gotta be consistent with it. It's like a very slow process. I still have them. I just don't use them
But I drink a lot of energy drinks eat a lot of fruit and drink coffee, which all yellow my teeth. So
Yes, I use whitening strips
Your hair what about my hair does it look bad?
Tap think of the three welcome at me a philosophy book for my first one Plato's Republic
It's what I always recommend start with early Greek philosophy for a first philosophy book kind of
In Greek philosophy, you're getting, or ancient Greek philosophy, not like modern Greek, ancient
Greek philosophy, you're kind of getting like a very wide net of topics from specific people.
And that will get you to where you want to go later on.
Like if you read Plato and Aristotle, a lot of the books probably going to be like,
I don't give a shit about this.
And then some of it's going to be really interesting.
And then that stuff you kind of read more about later from newer people.
Aristotle or Plato, what, which do I like more?
I like how Plato writes in conversations.
When you read a Plato book, it's kind of like you're reading the script of a play.
You're kind of reading the conversation between people.
And so it is almost like watching a podcast in written form because you're able to
You digest what they're saying to one another in a way that enables you to feel like you're
a part of the conversation, but Aristotle does write about interesting shit.
It's just like kind of he's yapping to you, right?
Like most philosophers write in a way that's like, hey, this is what I think.
And here's why I think this.
But Plato's like not even telling you, he obviously he's kind of like trying to
to get you to go to a certain way,
but it's written in a conversational manner.
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what do you think of the X-8 movie?
Haven't seen it, official for the sub-pop,
think of it as possible,
he's always downloaded your streams
to listen to while I cut metal for work.
Well, I hope I'm able to make that more interesting.
Be safe, cut metal.
HB and EQs, think of the sub, MK mask.
Tech and Tui for the sub-tap to the three,
Rena for the three, I love the video,
so I made a Twitch account just to sub.
We'll take it for the support stable thing of the three as even the sub that for the sub Turk think of the sex
Honey birthday again trial a baby and accused they give it sub HB and MK for the sub chats. Hold up. It is time for bus found
Hold up
Hold up
Hold up
Hold on.
One more.
Hold on.
I wanted to give a quick thank you
to Saber Interactive for sponsoring this portion of today's
stream chat.
We are going to be playing a brand new game that
dropped today.
I repeat, today, and you can play it,
exclamation point, Busbound, a bus driving simulation game.
You can get it today on PC, on both Epic Games
And Steam, I believe, as well as Xbox Series X and S and PS5.
I'm very excited to chat.
You guys know that I love sim games.
You guys know that I love driving sim games.
We're going to be hopping into bus bound today.
Let's launch it.
I configured some of the settings before stream,
just so I don't have to fiddle with that now,
so we can just hop right in.
But I have not played the game at all yet,
so this will be an initial review.
Hold on.
Riley for the sub six, they give it a three.
Resident Evil movie, look at it Maggie, and I'll take it to the sub, uh JJ, uh seven for the sub, don't take it to the three.
But he gets such a bad one, but video, frogs fighting, not looking at that right now.
Slightly for the sub, just take it to the three.
Pot and airy, they give it a sub, chat.
Lock in, please don't send bets right now.
Gun and Aiden for the sub, J, they give it a sub.
Chats, it is time for Absolute Peak.
Listen to the vibe music.
Let me turn it up.
Listen to the vibe music.
Cinema. I'm gonna have a little down though so you so it's not ever me talking.
But we're going to be playing the game also side note before we even hop in.
I have streamer mode on so if you do play the game you'll probably be able to hear some songs that I don't hear just because there is
you know potentially copyright uh that I am avoiding.
Let's lock in chat. Bus bound.
Choose a name for your new public transport company. If I were to own a bus company, what would I name it?
Busboy? That sounds like a queen, uh, dishes.
Bart's buses. That's kind of lame now.
Bart's busing?
We're going to go with Bart's
Bussin Bart's Bussin
No G No
Alright I'll take that as a yes
I'll take that as a yes from Sketty
Thank you Sketty for your input
Confirm
We're going to go with Bart's Bussin
Bart fart I'm not naming it Bart fart
Dude, that would be like on the bus.
I can't name my company that.
That would be lame.
Like a police actor.
about this hire Jeff I think they're going to take what we're building here
and turn it into something great oh I will this night me to do a check
Bill I'm putting in a call you're gonna be a terrible bus driver buddy you don't
know how good I am oh wow well howdy there stranger you must be the bus
driver I asked for I'm Chuck oh this game's sign up for PC players I didn't
set it up this also works with a driving wheel so if you're a player that
wants to you know get real interactive with it you can I just cut off the old
guy hold up I'm hitting a jersey slide
Insurance claims? What? I thought that was a tutorial!
Oh my gosh! Insurance claims?
I hope I have die-cow. Turn signals make way. Use indicators.
And check my mirrors on the HUD.
Using your indicators will come in handy when you want to change lanes or turn on to a new road.
It will inform the other types of urination and make it safer for everyone Wow the turning radius on this thing is
It's a bus. It's a bus. It's a bus. Good. You gotta get used to it. I
I'm going in the fast lane. Oh, I gotta hit great. Oh, man. That's great. Got it
Yeah, well uphill climb here
Blinker Blinker merging
merging
I mean what a beauty chat what a beauty that was a tax book merge
Could not be better. Oh god. I'm in the other way. I'm going really quick right now. You think I get speeding tickets. I
Don't know the I don't know where they got speed traps here swap perspective. Oh my god
Wait, I actually kind of like this better
Is this better than third person I feel like I'm more control
This is KPC only notes on console to do geno PS5 on series XS
Looks way better. That's what I'm saying
You see how much like for a movement. I'm putting on the hey bill settle down here, buddy
Welcome to Amberville hanging a beauty. It is actually very beautiful. I see they want to pot air balloons in this city
Are we in a utopia? I don't think I've ever seen a hot-air balloon in real life. Have you?
I'll turn down the
We actually know I'm gonna turn on sound effects because I want dialogue max out
Bang there we go. Let's get you picking up some passengers some are waiting for you at the Hall of Pain stop already
Yo, what are we breaking in the middle of this?
What are we doing?
Yo, can we, can, yo, actually that was just
a straight up brake check.
That was a straight up brake check.
What are we breaking for?
There's no stop sign.
Like I got my high beams on, am I blinding him
or something, what was that?
I failed the brake check, I'm in a,
I'm in a moving whale chat.
This thing weighs so much.
Turn signal.
Swing or wide!
Swing or what?
Swing or wide!
He stalled out a little bit there.
That's my fault.
Oh God, we got another wide swing coming up.
I'm gonna have to go.
I'm gonna go out.
Oh wait, no, we're going right.
Fuck.
Traffic lights right on red. Traffic lights in Emberville are mostly to be found across the junction.
You could stop at red lights, you could cross when they're green.
Wait, so I can't right on red?
You're allowed to turn right on red lights, but you must yield to traffic.
Turning right could save time on your lines.
Since you do not need to wait for a green light.
Be careful though, most accidents happen in turns.
Oh, yeah, I know. I just, uh, might've gotten in one of those right now.
Pay attention to pedestrians. What happens if I kill someone?
My turn!
There you are. This slow to a stop in the box on the right, labeled BUS.
I swear I did not mean to do that.
I swear I did not mean to do that
Bring your easy bring your easy we got a lot of customers to attend to engage parking
Hello everybody welcome to my first ride on Bart's bussin
Where are you guys going today tickets tickets tickets? Thank you. Thank you. Whoa. What are you doing down there?
What was that about?
Yo, what is this guy doing?
Why am I getting boxed out?
What is this guy?
Yo, how is that my fault?
How was that?
Wait hold up pause the game pause the game pause the game. I gotta move my can
I'm blocking stuff
All right perfect
I seven minutes
How far do we have to go is there a map? Oh my god, there is holy
Okay, I'm just gonna go quick
Wait, am I not gonna get paid because they all just gave me a negative review because
I got in a bar crash?
Merging!
Speedy Gonzales at the wheel.
Never in my life have I seen somebody complain about me speeding.
Are you joking?
Okay, I gotta follow the speed limit.
Speedy Gonzales over here on the steering wheel.
Hey, I thought you wanted to get where you wanted to go, buddy.
Hey, no lefts on red.
It's always good to keep track of the route you're driving.
The time of day and nervous.
If you want sudden stops, yo, these are the worst customers of all time.
Oh my god, I just hit straight Karens.
Chat, I'm locking in. I'm going to be the best driver you've ever seen.
I'm going to be like an automated Waymo, okay?
I may have also ran the stop a little bit.
Let's back up.
Does that mean?
I don't really look like me.
Oh, it's green!
I'm going, Chad! I'm going! I'm going! I'm going! I'm going! I'm going!
Wow, you guys are the type of people to honk at somebody right in the light of the screen.
Do you mean fair that is me as well?
Well, it auto-turns off my turn signal after a turn.
after a turn. Can you believe this used to be a small mining town on the banks of
the Ember River? Actually, how far we've come? No, I can't. Oh, maybe in the mountains, sure.
Right, church signal! Merge agent! Beautiful. Chat maintaining speed limit as well.
We are a model bus driver. Model bus driver. I'm getting people where they need to go
On time and I'm gonna fighting citizen
Navigation system on the road will always show the route you should be taking
I'm gonna just follow Apple Maps. Thanks, though
I'm not looking at road signs or anything. Oh God
It's scary of a turn there anyway, say everybody out. Hey customers. How are we doing today?
Sorry about that, folks. Some people just don't know how to drive, you know?
Huh. Anyways, I'm sure they're fine. I'm sure they're fine. They have a good car.
Hey! Hey! I mean, do you-
Okay, now you've got the hang of things. I've given you manual control of-
What is that word?
What is that?
Is that slow me down?
It slows me down.
OOOOOH!
I don't know what that does.
See, it is speed limiter.
Oh yeah, turn that on. That makes my job so much easier.
I'm so happy they have that.
So I have to be like, throttling my gas the entire time.
What was that?
Is there a train nearby?
Well, it's time to go anyways, sorry customers about some of the uh, you know things that we've been encountering
I know I may have hit a few people, but it is my first day on the job
But I am very willing to learn and I'm able to improve on a lot of the mistakes that I have been making
I thought I had my speed limiter on
Why is my speed limiter on?
Looks like this driver is not paying attention. Yeah, go around it or honk to get the truck moved out of the way
I'm gonna honk
WAKE UP!!!
That was really quite rude.
More hogs than a goose? That was rude.
Lady? Lady.
That guy was asleep on the road.
He's in a dump truck, passed out in the middle of the fucking...
You gotta be kidding me.
Dread. Stop.
No chill wipers.
Just in case.
Oh god, am I gonna have to be doing night runs?
And rain runs how do I turn these?
Say how do I turn these off?
Oh screen sorry texting you driving sorry texting you driving again my problem
I have a crazy slap you heard right I'm working on
I was weird and I'm on my phone I'm honking too much. I've hit a few pedestrians maybe killed somebody
As well
Wait, I only have two minutes to make this stop how far do we think we are this is it the speed limit
I was working home sweet home. Oh, thank God people to the bus stop, and then I'll show you around the office
Wait, I haven't I might know an office
All right everybody safe hands down sorry we were unable to have a conversation kept
Interrupted by uh, you know multiple car crashes and other things, but oh they give me all the oh my god
five green thumbs
Five green thumbs
Wow, my own impractical jokers. I just thought everybody was happy
My Sigma bluebird. Oh, that's the other thing chat
This game has like actual bus models like eat like IRL American bus models
I have a list of them like the Flyer Excelsior 40 foot CBT or the Bluebird Sigma, which I was just driving. You can also customize your buses as you level up.
You know, kind of making more attuned to you. You get upgrades and other stuff too.
All right, so we should go to our office. Oh, these are the routes that I'm able to run. Belvedere.
Let me get the tour of the office.
This is the office where we run our operation from quick access to the
garage and managing all our bus lines. Why don't you take a look around the rest
of the team will introduce themselves as you stumble across them. Yeah that new
flyer Excelsior 40 foot clean diesel not in service apparently look at this
beauty chat all gray slick trim you know these take at least three months
manufacturing. Got that rear view mirror right on the outside too that's always
great. Really good access for the bus driver. This is one of the safest models
they make. Let's go to the next bus. We also have a horizon diesel 40 foot
Bluebird Sigma. That's the one we just drove. Wow they have it. I can get a
I can drive a double-decker sightseer.
Oh, this is like an airport bus.
You ever been on one of these?
Well, they got every type of bus.
Alright.
Oh, wait, should I pick a different bus?
Which one's the biggest?
I kind of like the Excelsior.
Oh, I can free roam.
Wait, I need to pick a mission.
Drivers guide, stats.
I don't really got stats right now.
Do you free roam?
No, I gotta do a drive.
What?
Your goal, service for Emberville.
Establish a bus service in every district of Emberville.
Serve bus stops to collect thumbs-ups from them.
After collecting all the thumbs-up from a bus stop, you earn a star badge.
This will launch wards, customizations, line extensions, more bus stops, and additional
perks.
Bus stops are grounded by, or grouped by district.
After earning the star badge on every bus stop in the district, district will upgrade,
upgraded district earns new buses and evolves roads layout most bus stops are
locked and lock buses you got to collect thumbs up after district upgrade
even more buses appear on the map that's it for now serve bus stops expand
your network upgrade all districts and grow your bus fleet
hey I'm Tay I basically lobby the city council to let us make all the cool
changes we want around here I seldom the ideas we have lobbying in this
game this is where you pick what lines to drive and manage your bus
network. You just do what you want and let me take care of the rest. Chat where do we drive?
I think I only have one stop right?
How do I four? I have Emberville, Belvedere elementary frontier station in Theodore Boulevard.
Should we finish Emberville and just like get that upgraded?
I kind of like Theodore. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh wait, can I not? Oh wait, this is the line.
Auto-sustraction, StarTribe, a depot. Oh
So am I driving all four of these at once? I'm doing like a big lap.
Because it's showing that I have all of them on here. I think so.
Alright, let's start.
Ooh, I gotta pick what boss.
Oh gosh.
See, I wanna pick one that has...
These are all ones...
They're all diesel, but this hydrogen one.
I wanna have one that can hold a lot of people,
because I wanna get as many thumbs up as possible.
This one holds the most seeded people.
This one holds the most people.
We were just driving the Sigma though. Let's try the Excelsior. We were just driving the Sigma chat. This one holds 40 seated
40 seated that probably increase maybe increases how happy they are. Oh, wow. It should be the length
What's the longest car boss?
Other all the same there are around 12 meters. I'll do this one
You need to worry about not wrecking chat. I'm telling you I'm not getting in a single car crash this time
Oh my god, this thing is huge
Over rolling cool out the back
Holy
Hello everybody well come here
Up in the doors everybody in
We're gonna get 250 thumbs up, so I gotta get a lot of missions today done.
Obsistence gauge parking.
We gotta get the Veldadir Elementary in three minutes.
I'm gonna be merging over now.
Chat, keep in mind, if you can't merge in, they'll move for you.
I'm driving a bigger car than they are.
If we get in a crash, they die, not me.
Oh my god, I almost just ran into the side.
Okay, now I need to go in first person.
First person is so much easier.
Well, hello everybody here at Amberville.
We're doing a quick tour of the city while I get you guys to your work stops.
On your right, you'll see we have a lovely birthday party that's taking place.
With a sign that says, uh, O-X-Ox.
Whether that means the vehicle or loves and kisses.
Oh, they're giving out free hugs.
I'm assuming it means loves and kisses.
I'll be careful about the free hugs that we have going on around here.
around here we got some diseases that are spreading in the city while it does
look like a utopia people still do get sick and die is this the sponsored
in it is my savior interactive thank you to savior interactive sponsoring
our spaceboy boss man you want to try it out we got a bit of fat left here that
was a fraternity was that actually a fraternity giving up free hugs on the
Speed Limiter! Oh God!
Smooth sailing, smooth sailing on Bart Bussin Chat. A plus! A plus in speed bump attitude! Thank you!
Thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you. I gotta keep the speed limiter on. I will speed otherwise. Oh God, this is scary.
Stop sign? Nailed it. Let's go.
beautiful cross beautiful cross black ridge middle school
B-bop shapes that place actually looks fire I'm speeding against oh my god I'm
passing your top oh my god I'm passing your top slow down easy are we getting
more people or my dropping people off here slow down there we are quick break
over the doors everybody on everybody on make sure to pay your fare thank you thank
you and we're good to go we're gonna be disengaging the parking you have four
minutes to get to the theater boulevard what if I don't make it in time do I
I just like not get any thumbs ups.
Wow, if only people IRL actually reacted that positively
to a bus driver not speeding through a speed bump checkpoint.
Whoa, are we on an amusement park?
That was fun.
Top car, pack normal.
Is that bank getting robbed?
What was that?
You got a alarm going off?
Yeah, this thing is screaming and getting...
What did I even hit did I clip the curb?
Oh, everybody just got so upset at that too.
That was at the police station.
I was looking over because I heard the alarm going off.
I thought they were robbing a bank or something.
Good deal nothing nothing serious
And we're doing perfect chat we're back on the road
We're back on the road nothing scary here other quick turn signal
Another turn signal don't want to keep the customers upset
Swinger live. Wow. This thing actually is a beautiful turning radius
My eyes are watering like AMF. Rear view mirror suspense. Dude, why is that guy upset? I did
nothing wrong there. Any old art exhibition? Wow. There's so much detail. Detail.
Imagine the bank robbery just breaks out. I was right about the alarm. I just
see some dude flying by. Wow, I would have not made that stop if that stayed red. That
would have been really bad.
Chat, what does the R-button do?
What does that mean?
Nice and steady. Like it? Like, I don't know. It has like a scale on the left.
It launches a nuke. I don't think it launches a nuke.
If you can read this, you are too close.
Wow. Look at that, Jack. I was kissing in there. Pause.
Do I need to put my right turn signal on for this?
This is technically a straight.
Wait, I only have three out of six thumbs up over right here.
Oh, that was quick.
I crashed and still made it on time.
So I'm the best boss driver in any chat.
Thumbs up, thumbs up, thumbs up, please. Thumbs up.
Beautiful.
Everybody on, everybody on. You wanna get on the bus, sir? I see you're contemplating.
Sir, I see you're contemplating.
Alrighty everybody strap in we only have a minute to get to Frontier Station gotta stay on schedule today
If I miss my schedule they kill my family
Up don't a little too quick
Might be upset some some drivers
We're not drivers some passerbys
Everywhere in the city 20 miles an hour
I might just start speeding. Swinger left? Oh, that was a yield.
That's good enough, right?
Oh my God, they're actually happy about that.
Wait, I hope this guy doesn't run into me.
Oh, he's going around. Wow, that's illegal.
Oh, holy...
Holy, wait, where's the cop cars?
Where's the cop cars? Let's get that guy.
Try to pass the bus as I'm picking up people are you insane full stop no rolling
There we go, oh hell yeah, oh hell yeah full stop of the stop sign he loved that
That's not illegal what would be a school bus regular bus it's not
They're in the driver's test though.
Do you guys know how far you're supposed to be away from like a school bus when they stop?
I think it's like 30 feet.
I just eyeball.
I mean, they ask you these questions during the driver's test.
And it's 20 feet.
I don't know what it is because I took the test so long ago.
But it's like, you just eyeball it.
Three car lengths away.
You know, I don't think a cop's pulling out a tape measure. How's a quick stop? Why are we even taking the bus? Use your feet
Nobody else on
Wait, did I did I just get a start? Oh
My god my lines done
Well, how does if I get all the 200 250 thumbs ups do I get up upgrade that bus or do I unlock a new one?
That's done. An additional line. Oh my god, I get Emberville Industrial Park. Wow, you
could actually unlock stuff so fast. 20 at Frontier Station. And then they have
stuff over here. I'm assuming eventually you're able to go into that
neighborhood and then it's probably pretty chill. Do we run that back or is
Is there anything else I could upgrade?
The Tracks Universal Pack.
Can I unlock that?
Let's go to the office.
See if the old man has anything to say to us.
All thumbs collected for that, I'm at 46%.
Earn badges on bus stops.
Bus stops progress with thumbs up from each passenger.
You drop off each passenger leaves one multiplied by your thumb X when arriving
You get many thumbs up per passenger if you drive well. Oh, so when I crashed there that that messed up my multiplier
Must stops with a star badge lad bonus passengers
Wait, can I like craft my own? No, I think I just stop everywhere, right?
Because now I have every line.
It's a new bus stop plus one additional line.
Should I change anything or should we just go?
Add the new stop to the line. How? Oh, edit line.
This is where you can add new lines and adjust the ones you already support.
I know it might be a bit overwhelming, but I promise it's easy.
Oh, I could add the high school.
Okay, wait so I need to I should remove that and add this so I have sex total
Toes gonna need Brady. I'm not gonna need Brady. I understand she's saying I have my own line
But my boss isn't big enough to support more than six stops
So I have to cut one. So I cut that one.
I think we're good to start it. Save.
This is the line that I run right now.
It's a little awkward, but there's no way that I could pick up people at Phoenix High without it being a weird loop.
Do I do I just read the same bus?
It's the same ball to wait what?
2x multiplier at the start of the drive holds less people though
I'm feeling I'd rather keep this
Because we already have that one leveling up get the double backer I need to unlock that. Oh god. It's a night stop
Oh jeez.
This is creepy.
You can't even drive during the day.
Yeah, but wouldn't this be easier to drive at night?
Because there's less cars in the road, so less people to drive.
And all the people are gonna be falling asleep on the bus. They're not gonna care if I drop it. Oh, thank you. Thank you
Thank you. See the other guy I had the other day was really upset with me
Textbook stop. I appreciate that as well. Oh
My god, we're already at 2x
Love to see that. How do I turn on my high beams? There we go
Is that bad if I start flashing to people in front of me?
Do you think we'll get upset? Oh, how rude
Dude, this bus driver has his high beams on
and while other people are coming in the direction
of opposite of him.
How's it cop right there?
I think I just clicked the curve.
This bus is screaming.
I feel like I'm constantly,
I feel like I gotta be like manually shifting right now.
I gotta be in first gear.
I can roll down my window.
Lots, turn signal, swing it.
Did he get it?
My life just flashed before my eyes on that one.
That was terrifying.
Why did that guy just come?
I mean, dude, here's the problem.
Here's the problem.
Some of these people actually don't know how to drop it.
Which is cool they added that, but now I'm guessing whether or not these people are
gonna like run away cat owners world's best dad world's best dad slapped right on
the back I'm my high beams on oh wait no I don't wait I need to get in the right
lane I leave two minutes emerging you know you better break buddy I'm taking
space. There we go.
I know this is a sponsored stream.
So like I have to say that this is sponsored, but I am genuinely having fun.
Like this is a good game.
Like I've done some bad sponsors in the past. This is a good game.
I'm so- Stop!
Oh my gosh!
I'm just gonna run into the middle of the road!
Sorry about that guys.
I knew you guys were trying to go home after a long day of work.
A long day of work, Hopperd.
Nine to five life, am I right?
Just to get back to the old ball and chain at home, am I right?
Kind of guys.
Yeah, I have a lovely wife.
I know, I know, I know.
Me and Gertrude.
Me and Gertrude.
We have a kid, his name's Shmigel, after Lord of the Rings.
He's obsessed with rings for some reason,
I don't know why that is.
Might have been partly our fault.
Shamu, yep, we have one on the way.
Shamu.
He's actually going to be half whale.
Ascii Auto Arena?
Am I speed limiter on?
Oh, I do not.
Wait, how do I, I think that's the one that I unclicked.
Or maybe I don't have that one unlocked.
I was gonna say I know that last time.
Are you here while I'm herein'?
Dude, I'm telling you there's people getting in car crashes.
This is a yield and I'm not yielding.
Turbocharged, what do you mean turbocharged? I was driving regular speed there, buddy.
Everybody off. Everybody off. Give me those two axes. Thank you, thank you, thank you. I appreciate that.
Everybody else on. And we're off.
Put a supercharger in that bus. Yeah, I go two miles an hour of the speed limit. I got a
I got a gram on the back going.
Freakin' out.
Yep, textbook stopped. Stop signs like a pro.
Thank you.
Urging through?
This guy better not hit me.
I heard that! I heard that!
Hey! Hey, speedy gunsaw! Let's slow down!
30 miles an hour!
I understand it's yellow.
Where you got to be at this hour pal
We in a Tokyo trip actually I
Gotta get over oh, but he's coming up behind me
This guy we know I don't need to get over I think I'm dropping off right here
Whenever I turn I start turning wheel to when I turn my head
Easy stop and everybody off have a wonderful night everyone hello hello
wow you guys have such boil we skip their faces were shining maybe it's
lotion that was rude of me I apologize I've had a rough day this last shift you
You know, last time.
What did that just say?
Moisturized?
Do you guys moisturize your face, to be honest?
Are you doing like a skin care routine?
Won't go buy me skin care stuff?
I just wash my face in the shower and then moisturize.
With water, well, that's not moisturizing.
Probably slow down a little bit here, geez.
You still got yellow calves in this town?
What happened to Uber?
My God.
I understand buses.
You're always going to need buses, but a cab?
I could get you there even quicker.
I'm getting you where you need to go.
There we are.
So we gotta clean that trash up.
Hey!
Pick it up!
Holy old.
Do you see that guy?
You know, fall asleep on the...
Fall asleep, I'm not even gonna drop him off.
Hey!
I almost just clipped that guy.
You see that?
I mean, we're just jaywalking.
Did he have the right-of-way there?
might have been totally my fault. Ready for the compliments? Thank you. I was gonna get
really upset there. I was gonna say I always get a compliment when I do the speed bumps
well. He was on a walk. Am I crazy to say that when you walk at night and it's like
this foggy out, it is a little disturbing, but also probably the most peaceful walk
You'll have a round.
AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
I mean the nerve of some people.
I have- hey the light's yellow, buddy. I still have the right-of-way.
I'm turning right here, turning left. We gotta wait till that turns red, pal.
Watch the speed limit. Don't wanna go over.
Kept that turn stick on, that's my bad.
We got a minute to get there, and we're here.
Easy.
Slow stop.
Beautiful stop.
I know I'm getting a compliment on that one.
That was a great stop of the night.
It wasn't that. All thumbs up on a 4x as well.
Are you on a 1-wheel? I do have a 1-wheel, but I'm not on a 1-wheel right now.
This game does support a 1-wheel, though.
Estimation point boss bound.
Oh, we almost left the bus. Do I unlock a new line?
We're so close. Wait, I still have that stop. I thought I got rid of that.
Wait, do I only have six stops total?
Where did I cut out the wrong stop?
Collect them from Frontier Station in Emberville.
Now I think I'm doing it right.
Oh, there's one right here.
Wait, how right now?
Oh, can I start my own path?
Wait, this is way better.
Wait, this is actually so much better.
Oh my God, why did I not do that?
Did y'all see the horrible line I was running we should stop at Emberville and end at Emberville
Now we're just doing one big loop three to four is gonna be kind of scary though
Or should I ride the other way I think this is a good line though, it's just one big lap
Are you only playing boss fountain now we're playing this for another like hour and a half for hour and 15 or so
I'm never going to hop on friend's lap, but I actually do really enjoy this game.
I feel like I should have added the one wheel.
If we play it again, I'll do the one wheel.
And I'll speed through, not even caring if I get those thumbs downs.
We do have to do another driving wheel sim game day.
We could play this.
I haven't done a I haven't done a one-wheel day in so long.
Oh, you're joking. It's raining.
You can't see anything.
You gotta go you gotta go first person here.
Because it blurs your third person unless you window wipe, so I should just sit in first person.
We're gonna get some Phoenix Eye.
I think I mapped out the perfect route though.
And we got some wifers going.
Wait, turn the speed limit around?
A lot of construction going on there on their old union break.
Instead of full stop here.
Wait!
Skipping parts of the road, what are you talking about?
Wait, do you think the radio only works if I go upstream or mode on?
That's so vibe-y, though.
Full break, full break, full break.
Hold on, your own music.
I could throw on some low-five.
Oh my God, I didn't even notice I could see them in the back.
I only have like three people on the bus right now.
That's awesome, they got licensed music for this stuff.
If we ever do a one-wheel day, I'll just throw on the copyrighted music. I'm not even gonna lie.
Because those one-wheel days always get age-restricted.
I
Know that's right now. I'm just not gonna be able to go back
Like it's gonna take me while I actually have a red donors in forever ST
Thank you for the food up the fray watch your masters react video
Could answer some of your questions
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You boy fits in mode for the sub SN think of the three
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Abbey's thinking of the sub car thinking of the three. I love the shames and Vince
They gave me through kidney transplant appointments coming up on the 10th year since having a healthy kidney. That's awesome
I'm glad that you're you've got a good kidney now
Penalty and engine for the sub shorty and sick he figured the sub all right lock-in crack. Thank you the sub
Slow down slow down
Thank you, thank you
We have a lot of people here look at that
Dude I want to have one day where I have no complaints because if I get a 6x
multiplier I just progress so much faster
Well for the after that's impossible it's not impossible chat tomorrow after
after after this run make a prediction of whether or not I have a line with no
complaints. I'm so serious I will drive by the book. Full stop at everything. I think
it'll still be hard. I'll have to turn signal on. I'll brake slowly to full stop. Clean to
go. Immediately hit a right turn signal. Still got the green. We pivot. Easy swing.
No compliments about that lovely turn I had there.
All right.
Guess you guys just cared about the insignificant parts
of driving.
Easy left swing here.
Look right.
Swing left.
Cinema.
Cinema.
This is where I may have got off the road.
Slow it down, slow it down, slow it down, slow it down.
Easy, boss stop.
I may have flipped the car a little bit here before.
Oh my god, it's all old people stopping on anything.
Wait, we're out of 3x thumbs up right now, though.
Oh, we are gaining rapidly.
We got four minutes.
I think this is our hard stop.
Like, this one takes forever to get to.
Here's the thing I know.
This would actually be even harder on a one kill.
Having to have it a rip the turn signals
Perfect stop gold star. Thank you
Champion out of four ax thumbs right now. We actually might be able to get it to a sex
I just have to keep impressing them with my driving skills
We'll stop yet again light on reds are doable, but it's a yield
A bit rough there, but they didn't complain.
A bit rough there.
Might eclipse the curb a little bit.
At least we didn't take down a light pole.
You ever see what a trucker does that, or a bus?
They knock over a light pole, and the thing just crashes into the ground, shatters.
I can go 45 on this road?
Holy...
Holy speed.
Holy speed!
I should slow down. I should probably slow down. I should probably slow down.
Ah, I make this turn.
Oh my god. It will stop.
Our driver's table came. Brake shock.
Okay.
Bro, the people in the back of the bus are the type of people that can wear a neck brace after getting an offender vendor.
I'm trying to pull an insurance claim.
Ow!
I got whiplash!
Come on!
Come on, go to the chiropractor.
Go to the chiropractor, bro.
Get one of those.
You ever see those machines where they hook your neck off and they go like this?
You hear a loud crack?
Every time every time when it's a chiropractor video like that it sounds like it might be relieving
But they always make a voice of pain
It's like an old woman going oh
No compliment I literally did a perfect left hand turn there
No compliment by the old people. Okay.
Maybe that fast break there I did, that break shock.
I think I'm gonna kill somebody in the back from that.
Oh!
Oh, my back!
I'm gonna have to go see Dr. Dave again.
I was looking forward to walking to the local ice cream shop
to get a heat park lunch.
Old people candy, by the way. Only old people need to be far crunch.
Gotta get some light here. Save change. Put on low-five will after this day.
You got something on the front of the bus? You got some bike rack.
Somebody that's taking the bus. Uh-oh, great shot.
oh my god I was gonna make that
wow that was how how did I almost not make that I got one more stop
Yeah, I got one shortstop. I think this is it.
Yeah, front end station should be the end.
You're driving too slow? Yeah, I speed, they complain, I drive so they don't complain.
I'm on the speed limiter.
Speed limiter makes it so if I'm driving on a straightaway, I don't go over.
But if I'm going downhill, it'll still count as feeding.
Beautiful.
Wow, that's like the easiest stop ever.
That's just three thumbs.
Shinema!
I'll have another stop. Where?
Is this the last one? Oh, Emberville's the end.
Alright. Thank you, thank you. I feel like I'm a rock star in this bus, dude. They just
Keep spam complimenting me.
Is this tarfin' springs?
No, tarfin' springs is a lot more dangerous.
Probably would have been a stabbing on this bus
at that point.
Dude, we are actually getting so good at this game.
I almost have a six ax.
I'm so serious.
Next, next line I do.
I'm not going to have a single complaint.
It is going to be all smiles.
Six acts multi.
I have a minute left.
I think we're right here though, no?
Easy, get them there early too.
Maybe they'll tet me.
Gas prices in the freeze?
easy line wait I was gonna say it has to be done oh my god chat next day next
day we finish up the Excelsior level up maybe it'll give me better multi there
to. That one levels up. Oh my God, really? Frontier dead. That can be a new stop. It
does. That one's actually super easy to run to. Okay, yeah, we're gonna have to customize
our line again. Is your stream schedule going to change over the summer? Is it going to be
the same? In the summer, stream schedule is just going to be the same, but I'll probably
go live a little bit earlier. Like weekends, I might go live at like one, and then week
days I'll probably go live at like two. Maybe one though. I usually go live around one
or two EST on just every day in the summer. Weekdays though, now I used to go live
at like 4.30. Now I go live around like 3.30 more, just because I end up usually
streaming longer because I take like one extra day off but weekends I usually
still stream around too. Mara, Arch, Seaman, they give it a sub X, Mill and X
they give it a sub to the Sub Young for the Thray. Yes I heard that. Esther,
Digital, Samuel and Crack for the Sub, A to the Thray. Also Chat, I wanted to give a
quick thanks to Saber Interactive for sponsoring this stream. Exhibition
like boss bound. It has been cinema thus far. We're going to be playing it
Even more chat you could get it today on PC on Steam and Epic Games Store and
You can get out on console Xbox series X and S and PS 5 chat just dropped to day
Huge dense towns also suburban neighborhoods or urban suburbs and urban areas
You drive through create your own lines upgrade your buses
Full cinema chat Tristan take it with a 3
But pin of the yeah, there it is
All right, let's do the next drive we almost have our stuff fully leveled we're gonna add a new line
I'll get the network maps updated now
I'll get the network maps updated now
Yeah, the network maps updated right about now I
Feel like we should still start at Emberville
because we want to level up all of these and we have that new bus stop. That's five.
Do I want to end on Amberville or end on Frontier? I feel like we should make the
drive shorter end on Frontier. This will be a quick day and we full-level
everything. You have run predictions. I'll throw in both high chat. Run
I will have a no complaints not one single complaint predictions over
Bob over the three or my couple shouldn't run up and but having a bad day got diagnosed with stage four esophageal cancer a few weeks back
I've cancer in the chat. I hope you're able to fucking
You know start chemotherapy or whatever treatment you're able to I don't know if you already have I
Think all the charity streams you are also definitely going to be binging anything you put out
We're not spending time with my dad in the coming up coming months
Well, I'm glad you're able to tune in and I'm sorry that you're dealing with that, man.
I can't turn the chat, truly.
I hope you're able to do whatever you can, and already are doing that, but where's she
to basketball?
Alright.
Why would I change the line color?
I'm just going to do this, 11 minutes, save, apply.
So we'll run this one today.
Oh, I got a throw on low-fi.
No complaints chat that is the production
Hold up
Sorry chat hold up
Okay, oh
Oh my god, why is this glitching?
All right
Low-fi incoming
Non-copyright low-fi. What are you running retro again either Monday or Tuesday?
Yeah. Beautiful. Alright, lock in chat afternoon shift.
We're getting this boss upgrade. I have no idea what's going to happen after we get it.
It's intact. Thank you for the stuff. No complaints. We've got to drive to the utmost
Perfection, chat.
We're gonna be first person for this.
Of course. Make sure everybody gets on first.
Close, disengage.
And we're off.
And we're off.
No crashes, but more specifically, no speed when it breaks, and I gotta break very well.
I gotta break very well. No, no, no stopping. No stopping when we don't need to because we've got to make time.
We also don't want to break too quick.
Full stop. Apple vents. Hope to see it.
Beautiful. Perfect. Driving.
Predictions? You missed them, buddy. They were already up.
Slow down. Slow down real slow. Real slow to the stop.
upset him. What is this? Shocking breaks? Oh God, somebody got this guy checked while
they're still giving out free hugs. I see that guy churping up that girl. Doesn't look
Looks like he's getting a free hug, though.
Easy turns.
We have 50 seconds.
Dude, am I getting a class? Oh my god, I'm breaking some people in.
No complaints, though.
I have 38 seconds. Over there.
Sneak bump check gotta be less than 10 miles an hour watch this compliments
Smooth sailing check
Could not be better
Everybody out
On candy Valley those two look exactly the same
Are you Jewish I
Am a seven percent or six point eight percent Ashkenazi
Very small percentage, but it's one of my great-grandparents was Jewish.
Any German? Yeah, like 28% German. Something like that.
race? Yes, being Jewish is both an ethnicity and a race. Or not an ethnicity, but a race.
Ethnicity and a religion. You could be ethnically Jewish and religiously Jewish.
Are you Israeli? I just said I was Ashkenazi Jew, so that tells me everything I need to know about how little you know about Jewish people.
I literally f- I said one type of Jewish person. I am, and you just said are you Israeli. No.
I thought I was just breaking a wall there. Oh my god. That turns always the scariest.
Are you Amish? I took a little wall.
I am driving a little too quick. I gotta slow down. I almost just got a negative rating there.
We're at third stop.
Why are we all asking me?
I already showed you guys my 23 of May.
Everybody on?
We'll just make a last minute decision to get on the bus.
You see that?
And we're off.
Why do you speak like Jinxie?
Can I speak like Jynxie?
What do I say to like Jynxie?
What are you gonna do?
I don't say anything like Jynxie.
You sound like a snot.
Alright, now we're just making fun of me.
See how little respect bus drivers get, Chat?
He's unreal.
I'm literally doing my job perfectly.
You sound like an e-girl.
I think you help me if somebody is sleeping in the middle of the road.
Handle back her, Kelly.
You don't want to honk.
You don't want to honk, Chat.
We learned our lesson.
If you honk, they get angry.
Well, I laid on the Hornable too long.
You react to phase? No, I saw that Fanks is like re-adding phase or something.
Is that true?
I don't think any of the OG guys are joining, but now it's like he's like rebuilding phase again.
I'm gonna have to take that that's a horrible idea
Cuz now you're gonna now you're splitting like OG fate yo
Sorry little road rage a little road rage here. I
Still gotta get over
Dude nobody let me in I'm trying to purge off. They see that I'm a boss. They're just driving right by me
I mean, root.
People can't merge?
Yeah, I mean, like, actual.
I gotta get over again.
Is that a dinosaur museum?
Diplodocus?
Come see myself.
Well, they're gonna let me in.
Somebody will be a kind soul.
I just started merging in the leaf.
Oh my God, chat.
I'm not making this.
Minute 40!
What is this traffic?
What is this traffic I
Was gonna say though it thanks like relaunches phase again and adds more members
It's just gonna be instant beef if it's like not lacy Jason adapt and all those guys like he just starts phase again
And it's like all right now
We got phase bird and it's just some dude. That's like an up-and-coming to a streamer and now he's like phase
I feel like it's just gonna flop
Cause phase has gone up and down so many times.
Like I just thought I gotta go.
You're like 58 seconds.
Is the stop right there?
I'm like yielding for so many people there's been so much traffic it was unpredictable.
I gotta go.
We gotta go.
We have 45 seconds.
Throwing in some red light again you're joking.
I think the stop's right up here though.
I got to get over. I'm gonna have to pass this guy.
I'm pouring it on the green. We still have a perfect score thus far.
Oh god my acceleration is so slow. 23 seconds.
Is it right here or no?
13 seconds. It's so chopped.
9 seconds.
Oh, they're gonna get a thumb sound.
Girl, how am I even supposed to prepare for that?
That's like an unpredictable threat right there, too.
Oh wait, no, they're not complaining yet.
Oh my god, they're not complaining yet.
I'm a little behind, but that's okay.
Wait.
It's fine.
It's fine.
It's fine.
It's fine.
No complaints.
I think they realized there was traffic.
I wasn't late because of my own driving capabilities.
like I'm still I'm still driving very well
oh my god I'm here just to open the door
make sure we don't speed here it's a downhill slope but yeah do you guys think
that like banks is like re-watching phase with new members or the OGs
I don't think it's going to be a chain-holding.
Chat, I had a perfect driving record there.
How would I, you killed him, how would I have done better?
Dude, that is a, who's getting on that bus?
It's a, there's, the stops are a hundred yards apart.
It's over. It's already chopped. It's whatever
Abruptly stop. It's a downhill. It's a downhill drive and I'm going 30 miles an hour
I'm coming a bus at least 20,000 pounds. Like what do you want me to do?
Reef on the V2 report not doing that right now
You know who is honking
But do you guys think they're adding new members?
I don't know if you made the announcement already.
Is that it?
Is that the line?
That was quick.
It's a new group with X phase guys, but he at phase so it's still phase
That doesn't make sense
Phase just needs to die off. That's what I'm saying man. I feel like it's just tarnishing what like people remember phase to be
Like a sick ass call duty clan like you know kind of paving the way for gaming and now it's just like
Oh, we're gonna like re-launch phase for the 50th time
And the new leader of phase is Snoop Dog
How to have upgraded the bus, right?
Oh, I did it.
Wait, customize.
Hello.
Nice to meet you.
I'm Jeff.
I guess you can say I'm the one that makes us look good.
I mean, we all do that, but you get it.
Let me know if you want me to change up the look of your buses.
So, I can change a bus's base color, the detailing, and any pattern the city council tells us it's okay to use.
I know. It's weird they get to control this stuff.
Yo, is that pearl not sick?
Am I crazier? Is this like a really cool bus?
Bottom layer.
I love this. It's like this weird like chrome finish. It feels like a like a like a skin
like a knife skin in a video game. What's the top layer? Do I want a top layer?
This isn't really changing much.
Oh, what?
Dude, look at all these custom sprays.
I kind of like this.
simple but it's nice. We're gonna keep that. Alright. You only got one complaint? I figure I got
two because I full broke after and then they got mad. We're almost done on the tracks,
I just need to get that one. Alright, well wait, back to office. We need to drive.
Is this the one that I just did?
I'm gonna edit the line again.
Yeah, I think we just need to do these.
I can just do- wait, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
You can loop back to the same stop.
Should we do that?
That's how you level up quicker.
I can loop back to Emberville and just do a closed loop.
And then cut back again.
Oh, that's sex.
I want to remap this I want to remap this I want to level this one up so I want to go
here here here here and then end there again so we do se twice so I level it up wow y'all
I'm actually metagaming right now.
I'm metagaming, boss-bound.
And I'll thank you for the three.
If you want to do subnautica trailer, I have not.
Liam, I'll take you for the sub.
Send it in the game, so I snap videos, so I snap
if you have any of these subnautics.
Roussus, Uno, Dylan, and TLT for the sub.
Homan, Bolv, for the sub.
F4, Reed, thank you for the sub.
Moe, thank you for the five.
I need tips for increasing max bench
other than balking, slow decline.
Kind of like do like a 70% of your max
really do slow decline increases your strength heavily it's the in Mika
thinking of the sub that serve of the sub once again chat exhibition like bus
count bus bound at space like bus bound trap the game thing to Saber
interactive sponsoring this portion to today's stream I'm gonna run to the
bathroom real quick and then we're gonna rip this line run predictions though
Count me down like 30 seconds.
I
Dexter flex LP TC and Dylan thinking but it's not an opinion right all right walk in
The least Wi-Fi's video it's on the Vaughn channel, buddy. It's full copyrighted. That's not gonna be a gaming then
All right, lock in, lock in chat.
We don't fail this drive.
Why does it say four lines?
Not a four line.
What am I starting up for?
Should we do a different boss?
Yo, let's do the hydrogen. 2x multiplier at the start of the drive.
It's smaller though. I just customized the other boss though.
Nah, whatever.
Alright, our night drives tend to be the most past, but I haven't had a problem with over
population, have we?
We haven't had a bus ride where there's too many people.
Like, we're not that popular yet.
So I don't think this bus having like 30 members is a problem.
We supposed to attack the eye, so their new group's called CORE.
Pretty cool.
We're good. The dream's alive.
The dream's alive on the perfect run still. That was bad.
That was, that was already almost a thumbs up for your joke.
This guy cuts in front of me.
Slow tap the brakes, it's full red.
That guy actually did not eat you. You know, isn't it isn't it right on red still a full stop?
It's not a yield, right?
Or do I actually just not know how to drive IRL aren't you supposed to full stop?
He's just like ran
And this isn't a yield
Long red light, eh?
Sorry guys, I can't control all the city post these red lights
No, but I saw that he uh, yeah, I saw that he started a new or not he but they started a new
group called core
It's like him
late, it's Lacey Ron
Marlin Jason adapt silky
Do you think they're going to end up inviting other people?
Like do you think the group will expand or it'll be the core sex?
Yes.
Well, your age used to be in phase, right?
And he's not in core now.
But he wasn't really like a huge phase member.
Like he didn't live at the house with that.
Get on!
Oh my God.
Billy Dallion, buddy.
I got places to be.
Sinister Sets.
Yeah, maybe they don't have like anybody done.
I don't really know.
But I'm wondering, do you think they purposefully
release their new group name. The same day that banks said he was going to release his info about phase.
His shit's going to be a dog, bro.
You know, announcing new members of phase with Jack Dougherty.
With Jack Dougherty.
Your newest members of phase introducing the new Trek shock plan.
phase phase jack
Big red yeah, then he gets Alex down
Just saying if you do that we have 12 new phase members the door D doesn't
Would you join fuck
You have to you realize when you join you realize when you join or it's like that
You have to sign a contract with them where they basically become your management usually it's not all that like that like
Some of the old some of the same like
X phase guys had the same management as me. Yeah, that lady is glitching and
Think you have a quick sand problem
When you join a when you join an org you sign their own contract that was the whole thing with Tee-Foo
If you remember that I mean most phase guys didn't sign contracts that bad, but like
You have to when you join an or you're you're basically signing a contract to be a part of that organization do the ads
They want blah blah blah like they basically just become like a pseudo manager to you and you get usually roped in for deals
That's like the biggest thing about organizations
Especially with like core with Marlin and then like when you see one of them do an ad
They'll probably all do the ad because they kind of get sold as a package deal
on night media and other companies do the same thing with me it's just not on the
board written as like a group right like when you see me do a sponsor not like
this I guess it's obviously individual but when you see me yo let me go my god
I thought he's gonna run into me we have an addiction plate yet right I think
I'm allowed to roll this I am wait so I don't need any yield on I don't need
full stop on reds. That might be part of the problem why I was late on that one too.
I could just go.
But uh, when I do like multiplayer sponsors and stuff, oh this game also is multiplayer.
I forgot to mention that. Like you could play multiplayer on this game.
You probably saw the option earlier. Right now I'm running it solo,
but you can't play with your friends as well.
It is? Yes, it is multiplayer. I don't know, I don't know how the multiplayer works, though comparative to this.
I'm assuming you both have your own buses that you run at the same time, like you're parking at the same company.
I think we only have one more stop, right?
No, I don't know. This one's long. I might have two.
Yeah, two different routes is what I'm thinking.
Like you're both different boss drivers, unless you both control the same boss, but I doubt
that.
I didn't pull stop there.
I hope I'm not getting negative for that.
Chat, am I great?
I don't even think a cop would pull you over for that.
I know that was technically a rolling stop, but like, I had to be going half a mile per hour.
Like, the only reason you didn't give me a thumbs down is because I didn't.
Like, you didn't feel the car go boom-boom and like shake back.
That's so lame.
That's so lame.
I can't believe I got a negative review from that.
This thing is also, yo, I should have picked this bus from the start.
This bus is so fast, like the acceleration on it is crazy.
But as I was saying, you usually get roped in, right? So like when I do like multiplayer stuff,
I might be doing it with other night guys, you know?
Uh, like other people manage by night media because usually companies will go to like a lump
of people and be like, hey, we won this, this, this and this person to do this.
That's in your management so like those poor guys kind of get all marketed the same
Obviously their offers are gonna be different like if they do a sponsor they're not all gonna be getting paid to see the amount of money
Just cuz they vary in views, but
What is night media sorry I'm not checked in with this night media is the company that manages me
there is a
I have an individual manager and then a legal team and other shit like I've had to get into like, you know wall suits and other stuff
But like I'm running yellow. Wow, that's quick. I don't think they can I don't think they can be a negative there
I was past that line. I didn't run that bad. All right. Good. Wow
Causing heart attacks in traffic buddy
I would love to see your ass on a roller coaster because I'm telling you right now
Now I think you'd actually die before it took off.
What about that was a heart attack?
What about that was a heart attack?
Worst passenger in the world?
Actually, whoever that guy is in the back,
how do I see him?
Unreal, Unreal customer.
That's crazy.
What was I saying?
Oh, Night Media.
Yeah, I've worked with,
I haven't been with Night Media
the entirety of my social media career,
but like mid-late 2022, I signed with them.
I used to not have a management company.
I used to be non-exclusive.
Non-exclusive means you can work
with multiple management agencies that bring you stuff.
They usually give you a cut.
So if you do an ad, they get 80%.
They get 20% generally.
But you're not tied specifically to them.
So you kind of rope between a bunch of different companies.
But if you sign exclusively, you get way more benefits.
Like you work with a legal team.
They give you more offers.
They push you a lot more.
You have a specific manager.
So like a lot of the guys in the streaming space
that you know have the same manager management as me
and a lot don't.
Like me and Agent have the same manager.
And I'm manager, management.
And then I even have like some guys you watch
have the same manager I do.
But then some people don't.
Like Jinxie and Keso aren't managed by night media.
But like other people like maybe like Kai or Agent are.
But like Schlaxed.
Like, Schlatt works with me and Schlatt, the same guy.
And then sometimes they have multiple people.
Like, how I believe it worked with FaZe was they were all signed to FaZe,
and then a lot of them had their own individual managers as well,
but they had a whole group...
I don't need to give a fuck if I'm getting negative reviews now,
because I already got one, and I already failed the challenge,
so we gotta give it another try.
I think that was the last stop, wasn't it?
But they all have their own, like, as a group, as phase, they had a guy that would manage phase, and then they all also had their own individual managers. So it was like a two-fold system.
That's not how most people work, though.
though. Some of those guys now have a manager, a group manager and an assistant, right? Like
Marlin has a guy that does this. There's a guy that Marlin pays to do this, which I
I find unreal, you know, let that guy get his back.
But I remember when Marlin said that, I was like,
you pay a guy to change your scenes.
That's like, actually crazy.
You literally just like, high-vives?
No, high-vives does so much more.
I don't think you understand how much work high-vives does.
So serious.
Like people, people will be like, oh, so high-vives.
No.
The guy, I mean, maybe Marlin's guy is similar to high-vives.
High-vives is like scheduling events,
planning everything, has any desk,
and literally runs Jynx's stream,
fixes all problems and probably handle stuff on the back end
posting lies. Highbys is a mini manager. Highbys is Brady, but
also it helps manage jinxing, right? Like, that's why I
always say my equivalent of Highbys is Brady, because
Brady is my tech guy, it helps me have stuff and also runs my
voucher. I got to customize that car. We're not that car
the bus the hydrogen 40 foot I feel like this thing can look awesome carbon
fiverr you felt some metallic purple wait let me see the top layer actually
Wait, is this not awesome?
Wait, base paint, so top layer is just one thing.
Like, if you do top layer, you can't change base paint.
I'd rather not have a top layer than.
and do something like this.
That looks good.
That looks so good.
What do you need safe preset?
There we go.
Back.
I don't know if I unlocked a new area.
I feel like I might I might soon yeah 98% done this
Literally need one more thumbs up and then we could probably move on
She's in thought taking for the sub event cheese David and spiff thinking for the sub not and Rachel thinking for the tier 2
It's dots shadow and tie thinking to get did miss you for the sub in for the five
Drake 200 milgram CHC ready for the friend's hop rose for the sub grace and baddie thinking for the
The rain I mean for the sub yeah, we're starting friends up in like 30 40. I told the guys like 6 6 15
Great for the sub Dexter and flex. Thank you, but some
They think it's up, but yeah, all right. Let's uh, let's let's actually finish this Emberville
Your full drive now
Wait I
I
Think doing a custom line is always more worth it
And we're good to go
They have they have the option of
Doing like individual areas
Which is like closer stops, but I feel like you're able to level up so much faster
If you do a custom round
Like if I do that I do a five-way route. I think I actually I think I actually just get everything done
We do se again, I only do five lines this time
We'll do that it'll be quicker
We'll do the hydrogen as well, so then we'll get more we'll get more thumbs moment thinking for the sun
Right, no failures this time, or no thumbs down.
Perfect driving.
I think I've done a great job of getting one unhappy customer every time.
I break a little too quick, usually.
10 out of 10 class driving incoming traffic is going to be the best run of our lives.
It's also a little bit easier.
Oh God.
I thought they were gonna give me a thumbs down for that.
I was a bit of a wide swing, I was in the other lane.
I was gonna say it's easier too
because we only have five stops at this time instead of six.
It said you only have a mass of six.
I'm assuming there's certain buses where you're able,
like eventually I'm able to do more than six stops.
Like once I unlock those other areas and other buses,
I might be able to do like 8, 10, something like that.
What game are you playing?
Bust down right now.
I actually just went bust down,
if you wanna check it out.
Just dropped two dead.
Eyes on the road, buddy.
I am locked in.
Locked in.
No failures today.
Sitting first person in every single waking moment.
Slow down, slow down, slow down, slow down, slow down,
That's a little too quick in there, but you know nobody can play I love the look of this boss
mind you the purple is so sleek probably a way more customers too far yet I'm still in the
same area. District ready for upgrade. I forget what that does. Slow and steady here. Full
stop. No rolling. They love that. We're waiting. We're going. Is that guy waiting for me? What
this happen.
Well, I'm back. I had to right away. I did not understand that at all.
Ripping the left hand.
Swinging her live.
Turn on the radio, buddy. I'm too locked in right now to turn on the radio.
I'm too busy actually driving to the best of my abilities for speeding.
Yo, after this,
We'll probably be able to do one more line.
Do we just turn off all speed limiters and I just break it?
I try to finish a sex line as fast as possible.
I feel like I just need one try to do one perfect run.
I think we have two more stops after this.
You got to have two more stops tops.
I'm literally collecting the infinity stones right now.
I'm getting thumbs up on every single stop.
My iPad be glitching.
Yo, who's watching on the Kindle Fire right now, type 1?
Wait, actually, though, chat, what device do you guys watch on?
I feel like a lot of you, well, people that watch on TV are even going to be able to say.
Because I don't think you can chat if you're on TV.
But I know a lot of you guys do watch on TV.
I think a lot of people, my YouTube 50, like 58% of my audience watches TV, which I think
it's heavier phone just because people like chatting, but YouTube's like so much on TV.
I think my Twitch is mainly phone and PC and YouTube's then YouTube's TV phone laptop in
that order, like most of the least, or just top three rather, slow down, we got a minute
and six, we got nowhere to be, nowhere to rush, PS5, we have people to watch on console.
Hey, buddy, he got PS5 make sure to download bus now that's what bus now
All right, yeah, this last stop because we end on SD
Dude, I just upgraded to deftrex at once
Full stop here on the home stretch so long drive
We're literally maxed out right now on customer happiness
That's great
something's gonna happen dude somebody's gonna swerve into the lane hit me then
they're gonna go oh this guy oh this guy's driving terrible amount slow down
slow down slow down slow down slow down start driving please start driving
please start driving please holy I'm like actually sweating
Cause it's like the smallest mistake and they get upset, I gotta turn.
Why am I going so fast right now?
Hold speed.
It's yellow, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my, NOOOOOO!
It was yellow!
No, this is actually insane.
This is actually the same.
I'm so serious.
Challenge level impossible.
Get a perfect run.
Get a perfect run on a bus line.
Bro, it was yellow.
I did not run a red light.
I did not run a red light.
It was yellow, and I was literally going like two miles
an hour over.
Bro, turn.
Like...
I can't believe that.
And it's right here too. Wow
Still not done that SE
I
Watch my XBOX send a message from my phone Lana and John think of the sub lucky to the three
Send a bit some eating a cheese pizza right now awesome lucky to give the three Regina think of the three
Lord Charlie note think of the sub mullet and thought they give the sub grease think of the five sucklip you play Kerbal
Clearly if you return to that game I'd be honored to hop on a VC and help you
I'm not returned to that game man, but thank you for that. I appreciate it kid. They give it the subs
I'm not returning to KB, bro.
Unlock a Drive modifier.
What is a Drive modifier?
Upgrade your-
The Ashtree District, the nursery of Emberville's future, and a relic of its past.
What mood does it set for our young?
A mood brimming of hope is what it instills.
The recent changes are taking great leaks to make the district more accessible.
to our amazing transit network our kids can safely reach their schools socialize and have fun
ash tree is reclaimed wait did it actually just change this city
crab walk features a button to let the boss move sideways
It's a 30-foot electrical bus.
Celebration tour.
Regina, take it with the two gifteds.
Why?
How do I turn sideways?
Zero emissions.
I'm flooring it Chad I hope you know speed limit is off let's go hey you know for the
people that are worried I would probably jump out of the bus right now we're gonna be going
Max speed buddy. Max speed. Let's start getting those complaints, eh?
Hey! That's super dangerous!
Uh-oh.
I love our mascot, so energizing.
I love how they got off the bus still happy after I almost just killed them.
I flipped the car on that, too.
Well, I'm getting way more customers now.
We gotta get to the dorms.
Riverbirds.
Is this a college or a high school?
Speedy Gonzalez over here.
Geez, dude.
Come on.
Just had this car, repeat it.
Wait, can I feel like pay for this?
The new buses had nice.
That actually would have killed everybody in the pack.
No but literally there would have been no, nobody was wearing a seatbelt there.
Everybody would have flown through the windshield.
I feel like I'm actually driving worse trying to go faster.
Oh, but it's so sick being able to do $16 an hour explaining this why.
Oh, Swerve!
Oh, Swerve!
Goodness!
So they got just some final destination.
Oh, wonderful!
The Ice Cream Palace is back in business!
What a time to be alive!
I love how they're all so unhappy, but they give me a thumbs up because they're
getting there so fast.
Ice Cream Palace all the time as a kid.
So many great memories.
and we got more people next up thorns
graphics of the guy that lady just jumped out of the car she's gonna handle
the heat
wait oh my god infinite approval glyph oh no I thought that I was gonna be like
that's crazy you just go over every uh every uh what we're here
okay who's actually this oh god wait i'm making 12 seconds
See, stumble off the bus, just vomit right on the sidewalk.
Oh my god.
My life's just flashing through my eyes.
The tracks has been historically a liminal space, the transit district of Emberville.
But now it has become the beating heart of our public transit system and our most important
connection to the outside.
the gateway to Emberville.
The tracks are no longer a place to pass through,
but the welcoming anti-chamber of our fine city.
New district changes, electrical battery.
Oh, we gotta do the celebration tour.
They should add cops to chase you.
I mean, dude, the max speed you're getting
one of these buses is probably like 60. You're really not, you're not out running anyone.
I like how when you upgrade districts though it literally changes the layout of everything.
Like that's awesome. So it just doesn't feel the same.
My god we have a hundred people getting on the bus.
I'm going to try and drive respectfully, I'm going to drive respectfully, trust.
We have way too many people in the bus to be performing badly.
Abiding thumbs up on that have anybody peep that slow stop flooring it right as it goes green
Wow, we got speed there on that. You see that? I just got gapped. Chat, that is a
Porsche. You think I'm beating a Porsche in a drag race? In a bus full of people?
It's impossible.
Tire pressure isn't legal. Imagine somebody said that. I'm doing... I'm trying to do
the perfect challenge. Your tire pressure is making this a bit of a
Pumpy ride.
This made me so nervous.
There are so many people on the spas.
And the real industrial park.
And the real industrial park.
Broke in even park.
That was a perfect spot chat.
I have no, I literally have no complaints thus far.
You're driving in the middle of the road, I'm not driving in the middle of the road jackass.
Have you ever seen somebody drive across the road?
See that?
See that?
They really made the roads a lot safer.
Love that.
Gives me a thumbs up too.
Possessioning straight thumbs up by every one there 63 instantly
Two minutes and 30 to get the frontier
You're on the wrong side what do you figure in the UK, buddy?
Or an Emberville
Wherever that is, kinda looks like we're in, like, Colorado.
Near, like, Denver.
Somewhere with a mountain range.
Looks crazy as this actually looks like somebody in chat's home.
Huh.
That's-
Oh, that's new.
They really went all out on public transport.
Oh my god.
You should remember this spot.
Do they just change the speed limit on me randomly?
Did I just do a full lap?
Oh, it's a celebration tour.
I'm an idiot.
I also love how everybody in the city is like,
oh wow, they made this so much better.
Like they've just been gone from the city.
112 thumbs from that.
I really should have done this celebration tour more seriously
because I could have gotten so many more thumbs up from that unless 11x is more common now
Connect Boom Museum to a line, okay I have a new garage, oh my god do I have a new boss?
What's now?
How's it these three
What's there it's these I have the horizon. Well, this looks like a mystery van
Zero emissions 40-foot
All right
Stop picking your boogers. I'm cracking my nostrils. Listen.
I'm not picking my nose. Not this again. We need not this again.
Earning new buses, upgrading districts. Earn new start-adjustments, get a district upgrade.
City Council takes note of the hard work, new streets, new bus stops, new rewards await you.
Collecting all thumbs on a bus stop district also is the main way to unlock these lost models
Drive modifiers before starting the line to make more drives more challenging. Oh
And then you get more thumbs
It's too new line. Let me update the website and we're good to go
Panda streets know this is new
We'll do a five line wait where are the drive modifiers
then five drives with that or higher those of the channel oh here are the modifiers
No navigation arrows.
Holy.
I don't know if I could do that.
I just have to know where I'm going.
I just have to know where I'm going.
No navigation arrows.
Cockpit camera only.
I'll do cockpit camera only.
And we're gonna drive fast.
We're gonna drive fast on the 40 foot electric.
Full speed.
for the last run. Austin smiling R6 for the sub.
Mr. Tyler, Tony, and Al, thank you for the sub.
We're ready to drive to the collect.
I'd strapped in if I was done.
Oh, we're having a stop like that every time.
Get on.
This is gonna be the night of your fucking life.
Oh my god, I'm pressing C to change camera position, I can't.
I'm not yielding for no man, or woman, and you best believe I'm open in the window.
in my hair. Ramp in the curb. Ramp in the curb, chat. Because you live in a utopia, here the
cops never pull you over. So I could just break the wall. No speed limiter. I just turned
Oh my god, this thing is so fast. I have no idea how fast I'm going.
I'm telling him we're riding a go-kart right now. Left turn signal. Swing it. Excuse me. Hold the OJ.
Okay
Whoa, this is like actually like those uh get what is it in bang
And the car things in Bangalore dash where they drive like full speed
There's that guy that falls asleep in his truck.
Oh my god.
Hey, right away, buddy.
See that person?
No, she's almost ran into me.
I'm literally a maniac.
What are we doing?
Excuse me.
We're at the needle.
I'm trying to drive it all into oncoming traffic right now.
We'll get back over.
Hold on! Yeah, I hold on up here. If I were you guys, we're going for a sharp turn right
now. I love how my- I love how my bus just moves them, too. It's never a collision
walk excuse me so sorry you're in the way I need to get everybody where they
I need a big swing it.
I'm sorry.
Thank you.
You kind of pushed my stop though.
That was really bad.
Wow.
I might have to do some fixes on this car.
See, like, it's 38 seconds.
Until I have to be there and I'm speeding.
You'd think I would have been able to make this if I wasn't speeding.
And I just crashed.
Oh my god!
I don't think I'm near this place.
Oh, you think the time decreases when I'm driving poorly?
That might actually be very true.
Dude, we got to be right there, there's no light.
Have I already driven this?
Wait, slow down!
Wait, what I hit respawned, did it respawn me all the way back?
Oh my god, it did.
What?
I crashed right there.
Excuse me!
Hey!
That's super dangerous.
You're one to talk.
Swing it!
Where's the bus stop?
Look at that, beautiful.
MC Scrubbin, thank you for the 20 gifted subs.
Thank them if you got a sub and thank you for the 20 gifted subs.
Why is nobody getting off?
Well, we already failed that yeah, we're gonna abort that drive. That was rough
I just wanted to see what would happen MC scrub and take it to the 20 gift is DW jar they give the sub MC
Rolly Jazz Mini mr. R6 and week they give the sub chat
I'm gonna round this sponsored segment off by giving one more
Thanks to Saber interactive for sponsoring this portion of today's stream. It was a blast genuinely a great game
I will actually use the one wheel next time we do a driving sim game and play that as one of the games
If you want to check it out exhibition like bus bound just drop today available in Xbox series X and SPS 5 and on PC on steam and Epic Games store
So try it out for yourself. It's multiplayer single-player as well
So if you want to play with your friends, you can jar thinking of the stuff
It's jover thinking of the 25 gifted thank them if you got something give it to 25 gif tids brother
Jover thinking of the 25 subs and MC scrubbing thinking of the 20 get to your faith
Thank you for the four-year drive and bust like people in the one country the video saw I forgot the name
That's what I was just saying earlier
It is now time for some friend slop
Changing title
Hold up. All right, I actually got a p-roll back if I'm gonna call the guys
Count me down
Oh
Chat be real was that a good sponsor I feel like it was fucking actually pretty fun, man. I
Try not to do sponsors that I think are lame. I think that was a good game
I didn't want to say it during the sponsored segment. That would be a fire game to do a drunk driving stream for. Oh
Oh my god, I get on one of the biggest buses and I just fucking do the one wheel. Oh my god, it'd be awesome
But that's not like promo-ing the base game, you know, but it would be fun. I
Thought I thought it was a good game, you know, I'm it's not gonna be like a series
But if I was fun, what are we playing now? We're about to do friend slot me sneak Zucci and Chris
We're gonna play Pratt fall spider roulette some other games
games potentially really depends on how good these games are.
Tomorrow's a full React day at like 3, 3.30, Saturday not live,
Sunday reacts at 2 into the food challenge
as promised from the charity stream.
Monday, we have a Trevor Project charity stream
in random games.
Maybe Retro Rewind as well.
Match of Chats don't know it's up to 10K for Trevor
Project.
Tuesday, Dennis Disco drops other random games.
Wednesday early react eight, like 11 a.m.
And then I'm gone.
The 7th of the 11th.
Filming a video with Jack for his channel and my channel.
And then we'll be back running out stream
for probably the rest of May
until like late May is the next time I'm off.
But it'll be like two weeks, basically nonstop.
And then I'm gone for another like four days
in late May.
We'll probably rip another charity stream
and a bunch of other content before.
MC scrubbin thank you for the 20 gifted subs you fucking goat. Thank them if you're gonna stop and thank you for the 20 gift ins, dude
W chatter thank you for the 40 subs total seriously, sorry hold up. It was like five
I am ready whenever you guys are
I think Chris just went live, so he might need a minute or two.
I was far, far west or far out west a good game.
People keep recommending that.
I don't know if it'd be a good stream game for my stream,
but I feel like people have been hyping up that game.
What games are we playing?
Prattfall and Spider Roulette.
I might sip on a THC joint.
I don't know
I'm loving the caffeine buzz I got going on my eyes though
Dude hold up. Sorry. I fucking hit the game suggestion tab, and I'm just adding these so I don't forget
Okay, that shit is not getting added
Forbidden solitaire
What the fuck is forbidden solitary card slashing horror game about unearthing the contents of
cryptic 1995 CD ROM that has never or should never be existing there's like a
weird game what's cool maybe we'll play it somebody said what's corny chat I love
playing corny games as long as they're a good level of corny I like playing dude
my favorite game on stream genre lies I'm not saying it's my favorite game
game, but my favorite genre of game to play on stream. Not in general is a horror game
that's about two hours in length has a story and a bunch of stupid characters that I could
RP the quarry. Oh, I love. Yeah, I do love the quarry. Uh, little hope, like all of those
like story decision-based ones, but I love the I love like low poly
Like yeah, like a chill is our game where I'm like playing some like bomb that works out of fun like the other day
I was playing a guy that works at 7-eleven and I just get really into the character
Those are the best
100% time
Thorny think of the three do you know the old phase guys? Yeah, we were just talking about it
You're faking the three boys from watching what you ask when you get a haircut show you over the subsin think of the three
So I'm not a couture trailer MC. We're gonna watch that another day probably tomorrow MC. Think of the 20 gift is again
Chad you have any games you're gonna play over the issue of interaction video such that you get touched down please stop
Saying hey watch this right now. I don't ask for anything when I get a haircut
You know what I actually say I I go I say fade the sides trim the top
That's it and then when I'm done, I go like this. I watch my hair. I watch my hair
I draw my hair and I go like this
And then I get and then I get this little pomade and I go
And I'm done
Remember when I used to spike my hair?
Ugh.
Ugh.
Fourth thing in the three.
Crush rejected me.
I'm sorry to hear that, man.
Luck for the sub.
The one where you're in the chair, looking for the differences in the room was dope.
The anomaly game?
That one was really scary, too.
That was a good game.
I do like anomaly games as well.
All right.
Lock in.
Hello?
a while.
Oh, hey man, you look real good today.
Thank you.
You're looking real handsome today, man.
Am I really?
Yeah, man. I genuinely think you do, man. You do.
You're welcome.
Tell us he's blushing. Look at him. He's blushing.
Look.
what is that smile you look wonderful as well do I great yeah we're 20 look the
same down down to the doubt of the chain we look exactly the same
sometimes people sometimes people confuse me for you and I know it's
fucking it like you'll raid me and then like that bro I just left Joe's
stream what is this you guys look similar and I'm like I know dude all the way
down to the physique you got such a nice we got such a nice physique dude you
have a nice physique don't you bench like 350 or so I'm sure 325 is my max
but then I got injured so like I haven't done damn I got hurt dude I hurt
but what fucking chest man just he has a massive ass just he does have a big
butt you got big legs yeah I would say you just got a big body I feel like
Bro, you got the bill to squat like 800 pounds.
I do, but I don't I don't like squatting, bro.
That should hurt. Oh, I hate squatting.
Yeah, I fucking hate it, bro. That shit hurts.
I've been trying to get better at like day, though.
Yeah, I've been skipping leg day a lot, but I've been training my little sister.
So like she like forces me to like that.
You know, hey, hey.
I'm having a day, gentlemen.
I'm sorry. The piece is going through shit, dude.
I've been going in and out of my chair up and down under my desk.
for like 50 minutes. And I know you're sweaty on stream. So sweaty. No, no, no, no, I'm not.
I'm not even live yet because my computer's being such a bitch. What happened? Okay.
I kind of want to wait till I'm live to shit because it like. Yeah, I know you can wait because
then you just explain to your chat too. I'm tired.
I'm tired.
The short of it right now is even though I've reassembled my PC and have all of my displays
back on my the monitor we have Joe it's not letting me choose 14 144 Hertz.
I don't know.
The monitor I have blacks out every four seconds.
I'm like I yes.
Yeah, fucking $500 monitor.
I'm so serious.
I'm so serious.
When I use the monitor, if I'm doing a react day
and I tab in and out, it'll full black for 0.2 seconds
and then flash back on.
And I've learned to zone out how people don't change
their fucking smoke detector.
So it'll full black for 0.2 seconds.
And I just don't even notice it anymore.
But it doesn't.
It does it all the time.
And so I'm just like, I feel like my monitor is broken.
Well, I'm sweaty.
My camera's falling like four times
because I keep grabbing the monitor to unplug and replug.
I'm like, I did.
But it's just not letting you change.
It's a 1440p.
No.
And it's connected to a display port.
It's exactly how it was when I unplugged everything.
And I was doing it before I unplugged everything,
more than fine. That's why I don't get it. That's the one thing I'm
gonna say about PCs in general. I think like, well, obviously, I
think we have more tech problems because a lot of shit routes
around OBS too. But I think the best thing about the whole
or should you got the more problems that occur as well.
That's what I'm saying like you have like because there's so
many moving parts. Whereas like if you have a console, if
your console's just not working, you're just your console's
broken
It's either working or it's not if your PC is not working or your monitor is not working. It could be one of 80 different things
Brady said is he selecting the wrong resin in video control panel the one at the very tops wrong
It has to be the second instance of 1440. I'm gonna get mad
And video control panel he said he said in video control panel the one of the very top is wrong second instance of
1440 should be the one that you collect
I was playing the second instance of what do you want me to just add him to the call?
The fact that the fact that he's like oh that's easy that's an easy fix the other day the other
day I was playing CS 10 man's with Brady and in between rounds he was actively playing
Kerbal space program trying to rescue his problem around the row and he was like
doing he was doing like that's all over the tech I was like so yeah much
that tells me to play the see I so I'm not even getting the show up that that's
what I'm saying well I actually just changed mine if you go to Nvidia
control panel yeah you then hit change resolution yeah change resolution what
are your options you'd click the mop you'd click your your specific alien
where one right and then my options it starts at 1080 I scroll all the way
down to PC and I hit 2050 times 1440 native not there it's not there it's
It's 1600 by 900 for some reason.
Yeah, it's just not that how did it auto change?
I don't know.
I don't know.
No, it's like, like it doesn't, it's not there.
Like I don't have 240 or whatever our resolution is meant to be.
I added, I added Brady.
I don't know. He said at me later. He'd be coming out of custom res.
Well, I don't know if he's, I don't know if you're going to be able to fix that,
like on the spot.
I don't think I'm going to be able to fix it right now.
I don't think it's a huge deal. If I'm honest with you, it's just,
it's bothering me because it definitely, like it's 1920 by 1080.
So it's like fine.
Yeah. But that looks weird on a 1440p monitor.
It looks weird after playing so much on a 1440p. Yeah. Yeah.
I don't, I don't know what's going on.
Are you guys able to hear me?
Hi.
Can we hear you, sir?
Hey, man, how are you doing?
Brady's in a bunker.
Yeah, I'm outside.
I'm on a walk right now.
Awesome.
Healthy.
I like that.
OK, so you said the max one on your PC is 1,600 by 900 sneak?
Yeah, so if I go to the control panel,
I collect the Alienware 27.
Brady on a walk right now, chat.
I just deafened.
What music you think Brady be listening to?
I actually think that Brady Loki listens to Katy Perry.
Brady walking down the road just locked in that are some like hardcore shit dude.
Skrillex, does anybody listen to Skrillex anymore?
If I'm on a walk, I'm really gone walks.
If I was on a walk, what what music would I listen to?
I don't know, man.
I listen to like, I got like bike ride music.
If I'm on a bike ride, it's warm out.
Yo, I have a vivid memory. This is actually nostalgic and it's fucked what once I turn 21 I
Would smoke a joint every day in the summer. This was so bad every day like
Every fucking day like for like three months. I would roll a joint out smoke after stream after stream
I'll go outside. I would sit I would sit like right out. I would sit I would sit outside
smoke a joint and like everything would just start getting like I would get so
high that everything around me started to feel fake and I I would like look around
me I'd be like bro am I in a simulation right now then I'd go on a bike ride and
I would listen oh my god hold up I'll listen to this one reggae song on repeat
And it was like the most unreal experience. I have to find the song
There was like a few reggae songs. I'd listen to I mean like I listen like 80 different reggae songs
Bro, where is it?
It's not this I
Would listen to this though
Is this
Oh
Or crazy rat, bro Oh my God. I really just do like crazy rat
Genuinely
It's like a corny song, but I think, oh no, my God, wait, no, this is what it was too.
This is bringing me back, hold up.
You know what I'm talking about?
Somebody said Tick Tock ass song, bro, Tick Tock ruined music for you, bro.
Tick Tock ruined music for you, bro.
Don't let that happen.
You could, I understand that's in a lot of Tick Tocks.
Just ignore that shit, bro.
It's a fire song.
Oh my God.
Stolen dance, too.
Well, I kind of get nauseous when I listen to the song sometimes
No, this is peak weed song actually no my god that sounds so lame. I'm saying that boy
This is like the best song to ride a bike too high. Oh
My god
It's so vibey
Anything would like this beat
I never feel alone again, always been so kind.
Resonance, too.
Oh, oh, oh my God.
Just feeling gravity laying on the ground.
Isn't it crazy you're getting like actually,
like the force of your weight right now
is like you're getting always pulled
to the center of the earth.
God, what a stupid comment that was, whatever, whatever.
It makes sense to me.
Make sense to me.
Hey guys.
Did you fix the problem?
Dude, literally, so he was telling me to do the customized resolution, right?
So like I was like, it's not highlighted.
Like I couldn't select it.
And then we're just bantering about how stupid this is acting.
And then all of a sudden I can't and I'm like, wait a minute, I can customize.
So I go to customize, I make the resolution that I was using, like ours, like the 144,
whatever the hell, and it shows it, it works.
I'm like, oh my God, it's working.
And then I click it and it just disappeared.
That's annoying.
It's gone.
But now I'm on my Windows display and now I see the 256 or 2560 by 1440.
And now it's 144 Hertz.
Now it's just here.
Oh, see how the I just after I just told Brady
it just stopped working on the Nvidia side of things.
And then I just went to the Windows display.
Now it's just it's back.
Now we're fine.
Now it's working.
Yeah.
And I am so befuddled.
So we go.
Yeah.
We're good.
Eight 11.
No little PC issues that don't have any like
correlations to anything.
I need to be shot, bro.
Why are you doing we can only do the word all today guys? I don't have Jay's login
This is awesome trick my sound out
My god, bro, Chris doing the daily word all bro. Yeah, let me solve that shit. Let me solve that shit
Okay, I'm not even going to race
I'm racing. You're racing. Well not race it's whoever gets it in the least amount
You can't look at chat though because I'll say what it is. Okay. All right. All right. I'm looking at chat
I'm not close much. I don't understand much as closed
I'm I'm gonna mute because I don't want to say the words that I'm gonna do. I'm gonna go
obviously chat with the tack pull it rates. Alright, so then we're gonna go brown. I'm gonna
definitely really quick just so I can go on. Then we're gonna go.
Crow, crow, crow, crow, crow, group.
It's group.
It's not group.
From, fro, frolic.
Frolic you can't do.
So it's something RO.
I feel like it now, what would be C? I feel like it would be FRO. I
Can't look at chat
Throw throw
throwed
Are there any other words that would work well with something are oh?
SRO
No, not throw. I
Feel like it's it's either F or C
crude
That's not a word.
Um, froy, froid, froy, from, fral, frog, row, row, rock, shrub, fraud.
I feel like I, I toss out like a, of just a bad gas.
You know what I mean?
Like, just get some letters down.
I don't know what I'm doing.
Drone.
Yo.
Don't, don't say it.
We're doing the daily.
Don't say the daily.
What'll you fuck?
I'm doing the daily.
Oh, it's so easy.
There's no way you guys don't get it.
You just gave it away.
You just gave it away.
It's so easy.
You guys want a hand?
No.
Okay, ready? Here's your hint. I will I will show you my balls. What? Okay fine
here's the hint. Okay here it is. Dude what the fuck? I don't know what it is Joe.
What guess are you on? I'm on four. Five. If you got if you guys are on like five
or six I'll give you a hint low key. No no no no no no no no. Don't do it. Okay.
Well I'm doing the strands today's theme is wet blankets
what's God sucks man yeah I'm stupid I just broke dumb it literally was did
you really have where the R was no I'm not using meta
Now so the mic isn't detecting an OBS. Oh
Sneaks that down for the count man. It's we can breath so bad. I got it. You got it
Yeah, uh-huh. Oh my god. No, I did. That's a good get. Okay. Wow. Wow. I don't have it. I'm gonna be honest
Moist
What's that guys
I
First said that shit was easy like he knows that fucking word
So I'm not getting it saying well, it's not oh, it's just not a word you would use in it in any daily instance
Chat when do you use that word on a daily basis get the hell out of here?
When do you use that word? Oh
It's a crock of shit. That's the only thing you would say
I'm not getting it, bro. I was a star. I'm gonna lose. What was that?
Bro, I had this to the star. I'm stupid
Excuse me, so W
Chat's asking like it's a word that you use on a daily basis and they're trying to use like terminology
But it's not like it's probably a word you hear once a month
Like being real it's a word that you hear maybe maybe wants every other week
Well, I put fucking oh croc
croc
Hot and croc of shit. Those are the only fucking two terms that use croc the fuck crock
CR OCS and I thought it was crocs. I was like, how's that?
That's like a brand. It's like a brand of shoe
Bro, so one of my chat says I just fucking told you bro. I wasn't really chat. I didn't have it open
Rock shoes, that's not how it's spelled
And crocs are just our CS
I'm gonna read it down
On Nick and Jam for the sub mode taking the five got up really high one time walked up 10 miles from a road from my house
A little number. I don't know how I found no way back home show thinking of the five guy by a cart work at the highway
Are you okay?
I'm an EMC. I'm watching for the hospital dude. Why hope you're fucking all right, man. Oh my god
Ginger and rain for the sub desert and bio silent desert thinking the sub it's for the three
Already read that neck. Thank you the sub. All right lock in
Yeah, I'm back
Everybody has fucking tech problems today
Yes, it's kind of nuts, bro
I can't wait for us to load into pratfall and my mic to be so quiet that it's a problem
Like I don't know I think it's just like what I think it's how my fucking audio interface works
Why is your camera blurry? Oh shit is it? Hello cuz I'm too far away
Chris don't sound so wholesome dude. You guys listen to any new music lately
You just do song from super when it called coffee lecture face or drip your lecture. Oh, are you trying to start small talk right now?
I have a question actually. I have a fun question. I don't know. I don't think this is to us to do. It's definitely not to us to say
But let me know if it is to us to do because I was wondering that the other day the question is
How much would someone have to pay you to stand up and pee yourself right now?
Right now that's definitely to us for sure to okay that's definitely to us okay and then if it wasn't
to piss yourself.
That sucks.
So you just stand up and pee.
You just stand up and pee.
Full bladder, full bladder.
Full bladder, full bladder.
Can I stop it?
Can I stop it mid like pee?
No, no, no, no.
You have to commit like fully.
Like fully commit, full bladder, stand up and pee.
I wasn't about to say that.
Do I have to stand on my chair?
You know what's crazy?
Joe, I should have said it already.
I should have written it down.
I thought your price was $10,000.
It's not $10,000 if I can stand and piss
on the floor, right?
Like I don't care about my pants.
It's the reason I say $10,000 is because it would ruin my chair.
Chair couple thousand.
Well, it will.
It will ruin the floor a little bit.
Want to soak into the floor?
Fucking what?
Let's soak into the floor.
What do I have?
I said, piss.
I just go grab a towel and fucking mop.
I don't drink any water.
There'd be a little bit of an ammonia
smell in the room for a bit.
That's not that bad.
And then, Zucie, what was your price?
Did you say a couple thousand?
Three or four thousand?
Okay, okay, I guess yeah, I'm just
You probably said like 50 subs
I have carpet though I have carpet I have to like
Dude carpet carpet raises the price 10x
You're just ruining your floor
maybe maybe five full pass.
A full bladder.
You're you're you're pissing through a towel.
Yeah, you got to be in a bucket, bro.
It has to be.
Yeah, you'd have to be standing in a bucket and in a bucket.
Yeah, bro.
If you're standing in a carpet, it should do that.
I was scrolling.
I was scrolling on Twitter the other day and I saw action.
What is the name?
Action man, just throwing up in the paper towels.
I'm not alive.
How do you open the paper towel?
I don't know he was on stream. I don't know if he was on drugs or just like sick
But he was like throwing up into paper towels crumpling them putting them on the side and then throwing up into more paper towels
I was like why do you just get a bucket just come on and then he had vomit all over his fucking pants
And then he had to go change and he comes back and he's like alright
Have to cut that for this one. I'm like so I'm Matt
Imagine I have to throw up and instead of me just grabbing a trash can I just I throw up into a paper towel like 15 times
And it's just like seeping and I'm like folding it as I'm throwing up like who would do that
Go to the bathroom for the funniest story I've ever heard to this day about vomit is Chris throwing up on a plane that is
Dude, yeah
C drank before he walked into the airport.
Oh, bro.
And then that's greened out on the airplane.
Oh, my God.
Yeah, I got a bag, though, from the flight attendant.
It wasn't bad.
But still, that's awful, because the person sitting next
you had to do when you're throwing up.
Well, the two people next to me were my friends.
And trust me, they were not happy.
But the people around me, I've never genuinely
felt such an aura of hatred from strangers.
Bro!
Yeah, because they're just going to smell your vomit
now, because the air is too strong.
I felt it, though.
Like, I physically felt it.
That's disgusting, bro.
I was flying in Hawaii, bro.
And I fell asleep on the, on the fucking go.
I fell asleep on the fucking window
and I have my fucking noise canceling,
noise canceling headphones on, so I don't hear anything.
And I felt like someone next to me like fucking like jerky.
Bro, I wake up and I take my face mask off
and the lady next to me is throwing up her entire stomach
into a bag, bro.
And when I tell you I like flatten myself
against that wall, I was the flattest
that ever been in my life against that wall, bro.
You're self against that wall, bro.
I would have stood the fuck up.
I was in the window seat.
Here's my take on that.
If you're throwing up, I'm going, get the fuck.
Like, as you're throwing up, get in the bag,
get the fuck up, and go stand in the back of the plane.
Like, why are you sitting in your chair bombing?
Like, I'm not, OK, you're a use case
because you were greening out.
Like, I'm saying if you're just like,
if you get like fucking motion sick,
Like go sit in the back while you're yakking, you know?
Yeah, that's fair.
Bro, I wasn't in the window, she said to move.
Just fucking lay a kid screaming,
like throw him out the window.
Oh my god, bro.
I, if you have a kid crying
and you're trying to stop it, that's fine.
You remember when we were on the flight to Mexico
and the kid was crying and the mom did nothing.
Literally, he started biting the seat in front of him.
I'm like, yo, literally like ducting this kid
to the back of the fucking airplane right now.
Like, what is happening right now?
Like, the mom could not give two shits
about her kid crying, just ruining everybody's experience.
Like, if you're in a situation, if you're
in a situation where your kid's crying
and you're, like, you know, trying to get him to stop
and, you know, like, it's a baby or whatever, it's fine,
chat, this was not an infant.
This was, like, a four-year-old.
Oh, hell no, bro.
This was like a four-year-old child throwing a fit.
Fully coherent, could talk, was walking around just,
like, fucking crying.
Hello. Hello. I'm like, my
Jack can't hear you. I think I
know. Now, they can't hear
you. I don't know. What is your
is your is your OBS output to
your headphones or like a cable
output for your chat? Oh,
your discord output rather.
Sorry. I don't know anymore.
Oh my god. I feel so bad.
And you do your thing to separate tracks and everything right? Yes
Is like just stupid now, I don't know surgery today. I hope it goes well Jimmy. I'll think of the five
Vincent Dotto of the semester and leave for the
Gets filtered out of the box. So why does that wish the twitch track? I think is always track track
It's always track run track one for Jerry
Wait, but what if you're in your settings on voice and video your speaker should be like mine's like a cable input
but I also hear it.
I'm gonna be honest, I'm hearing nothing from you guys.
My brain is so-
All right, so go to settings.
I'm just getting mad.
I can't even concentrate right now.
I'm actually still mad.
All right, so go to advanced audio settings,
you know what I'm talking about,
like at the bottom of the audio mixer.
Guys, one second.
No.
Well, I really hope we get together,
fucking PC issues is the most infuriating shit in the world, bro.
You remember when we had lockdown protocol that one time and I set up a lobby
and I just had audio issues for an hour and a half and then everybody
got on. Oh my God, bro. Yeah, I do.
That's horrible.
I felt bad for you because you felt bad.
Oh, I felt like such an ass, too, because I was just holding everybody's
stream up for an hour and a half.
That's why I come back because you felt bad.
I can't, yeah, I can't hear my stream audio.
I can't hear my TTS.
They can't hear you guys. I can hear you. Dude, I feel your whole PC reset audio. Why it's like you're
Settings are like completely safe some some stuff so just completely like it was
And my dog is freaking out I
Don't know why your dog
He's not making it easier
Like like also freaking out, which is
I'm not laughing at your issues. I'm laughing because like he's waiting for this moment, bruh
Come here
You know that's more than 10k what is more than 10k I
Hope he's able to fix the audio problems now because it seems like a stream history Maudia's fucked
It's like it's like his whole PC safe settings, but like wiped all the important ones
Like, where your audio goes.
Somebody redeemed Edible?
Did somebody actually redeem Edible?
Or are people just saying Edible?
Who redeemed Edible?
Yes, somebody did.
Fine.
Look at that little mini one chat pick a color
Red pink blue green
Okay, Jack we have some consent I think a lot of people are saying
green and pink
We're going with the pink
Human brain picking the one that singles out. I'm not eating the whole thing
That's what we'll go with Dawson storm adjusts for the sub entity even a three
I love your videos not doing so well lost one of my best friends rip in the chat
I'm sorry for your loss
Boy flints playing through things with abusive parents your streams are one of the ways that I cope
Well, I wish you and your friends family and boyfriend the best. I'm sorry that you're going through that
Way and Dawson for the sub storm for the sub
All right, let me on deafen
I'm back. No, I think of hemorrhaging. They can hear you know, Joe. I just I need like five fucking seconds really quick
Yeah, we should start a podcast guys it was that one guy in the group. Yo guys, what do you guys think about a podcast?
Bro, I was I remember I was eating dinner with Brooke outside
And there was a group of four guys next to me that were this was like last summer
They were yapping about how they would have the next hit baseball podcast and they were planning it out and
Every aspect of my being wanted to walk up to them and be like hey, let me just stop you guys before you
They were like dude, I remember one of the points they made they were like dude
We'll we'll talk about what draft Kings picks we're gonna have I'm like, oh, yeah people really
My money today guys, I'm gonna take that pick from that guy. I trust him. You don't trust him
Hell no it maybe if they were like proven
That like no the lines like there are guys that are really good at sports betting bro
I used to be really messed up
Basketball bro. I used to go crazy
That like money the guys that skew the odds like they they get in on bets really early when the odds are all messed up
And so they'll get it those are the guys again like ban from sports books when they get in early with like better odds
Is that what that's called
It's not arbitrage when you do when you bet on different apps based on apps having too much of a discrepancy between the odds
I'm just going to start insider trading on Cal sheet is like like so so one
ass let's say I'm totally lost now you've lost me draft let's say draft Kings is
plus 150 and then a different app is plus 250 so then you just you like hedge
the difference and they have like algorithms and ways to efficiently make
I'm actually going to ask if I'm here. I've never done this, but
What I'm Jinxie holds tournaments a lot of the time there are people that like throw up Cal she bats
And I remember the Rocket League one there was like 30k on me and Jinxie and I was like would it be illegal?
If I would have that on a win on myself, I think so. Yes, not on a win
Yourself I think I can't bet against myself
Oh, actually, no, no, no, no, no, you can bet on yourself.
You can bet on myself to win, but I can't bet against myself.
Because that is probably.
Even professional sports, maybe not NBA, but I know fighting,
boxing, I do believe that there are like two million on
himself or some one of those guys.
Yeah, I'm pretty sure if you're in MMA, you could bet on
yourself.
Like baseball and baseball and stuff are like doesn't want
people to be like doing betting and stuff.
Well, baseball is different, too.
I also think it might be just straight.
I don't know if there are specifics,
because if you're an MMA fighter,
I think you should legally be allowed to bet on yourself
to win.
But I don't think you should be able to bet on yourself
to win in a specific method.
Similar to baseball.
Like, I think if you're a Dodgers player,
you should be able to bet on the Dodgers winning.
But you shouldn't be able to bet that if you're
showing a ton, you're going to get two fucking first base
hits, because now you're going to go for that.
Like, if you're an MMA fighter
and you bet on yourself to win by submission,
you're not going to try and knock the guy out.
Now you're changing how you.
I think if it's not changing how you play the game,
then it's fine.
They can troll for that?
Yeah.
Yeah, baseball players can't bet, period.
Bro, Terrors here?
Got to find him.
Oh, my god.
He was throwing.
A Manuel Classe was a really good closer for the Guardians.
And he just got legitimately kicked
in ban from the MLB last season
because he was betting on himself.
He was telling people that every certain amount of pitches
He was gonna beef a pitch and they were betting that he would have a bad pitch on most pitches or some shit like that
Like it was crazy. Yeah
I so feel like I could get away with
I'm not saying I would but I'm saying like if I was a professional athlete
I would like tell my friends friend to put 10k on me fucking just but just throw that's what people fucking
That's how they get caught
You know what I'm doing? I'm going to New York. I'm walking up to every single Italian person
And I'm going are you the mafia? Are you the mafia? Are you the mafia?
And then once the guy says yes, I'm gonna get roped in with a mafia, right?
What the hell are you talking about?
And then on that point, then I'll
start having them place the bets.
So if it falls on anybody, it'll just
be seen as mafia activity, not as mine.
Yeah, bro.
You can go by Joey Barthelosi instead of Joe Bortelosi.
Somebody said that's racist.
I'm Italian.
Ha ha ha ha.
Joey Barthelosi.
Yeah, guys.
I had a guy the other day tell me I said my name wrong.
I'm like, it's my name.
I saw that actually.
That's all that bro.
It's my name.
It's Joey Bartholosi.
I guess you could technically say your name wrong though.
A drama called me a cracker yesterday.
What?
Like two days ago.
Barack Obama.
Is that real?
Well, on my Tomodachi Island, he did.
Oh, wow, bro.
All right.
That thing meant to be Barack Obama called you a cracker.
Yeah, yeah, he joined my discord and just went,
you're a cracker.
It was awesome.
I don't know.
Maybe he tweeted it at your son.
Whoa, you can't say that.
Yeah, he tweeted it.
Emotional Twitter, you can probably get him to tweet at you. He tweeted at me and called me
Oh, I don't know about that. I think I think getting
Connery's pants gets like everyone to tweet at him. It's like
No, cuz he has he has the number one fortnight based podcast for tonight Friday
But
Conner's great cuz you know that actually start interacting with right wing Twitter accounts and gained a bunch of steam
and then he's now he's just beating the shit out of him now.
Who was that one person he had on my private?
I just started to start working.
Everything working, Rick?
I guess I'm good to go. I don't fucking get this.
I've just been sitting here messing with random shit over and over
and now all of a sudden it's fine. I just want to play a game
and like move on with my life. I'm so mad.
Anyway, Connor's the good. He went to my wedding.
What did you ask, Joe?
I don't even remember.
I'm not going to lie in an edible like 10 minutes ago.
to go. I'm just like, yo, no, no, no, 420 bro.
It's like an edible bro.
And I had to end stream because I got too high.
Oh, you know, you know, bro.
Chat, do you see it's an edible on 420 after I'm not streaming
calls me and goes, am I going to be too high?
I'm like, I don't know.
Maybe.
How long did it kick in when he starts
tweaking like an hour?
I was playing a scary game, bro.
And I had to wash clothes and I spent like 20 minutes trying to figure out a horror game.
So killer.
So bro, I don't know how to figure out how to put soap in the washing machine for 20 minutes.
And I was like, chat, I'm going to play Rocky League.
And if I can't focus, I'm getting off.
I played one game of Rocky League and the ball was like teleporting around, bro.
I'm getting off.
I'm getting off.
I had to go for the ball.
This has happened for like three different games
Barry Barry Barry Prague Mata and crab champions
Where I'm just playing and my all my monitors just flicker black and turn turn off
And then I can still hear everything and my stream just freezes and everything restarts and turns off
That's happened to me a few times. I think it's because of GPU overload
I turned off like I had to I pulled apart my PC and like reset my graphics card and everything
and like dusted it whatever so I'm assuming it was like overload of GPU
stuff like dusts the little like mount cuz the 49 years are so fucking big
they're like weighted too much and are like top heavy so when you plug it in and
like have your PC case standing upright it's like tilted it had to be a had to
be GPU overload playing bearing bearing spying 5000 different literally have to
give it like it's own little support beam so it doesn't like have be like happen
and that was like jostledoose so I'm thinking it was a GPU thing I turned off
like enhanced broadcasting on OBS so it's like OBS is doing less work and we're
gonna just if I just get unreasonably mad out of nowhere it's because
everything just went black and my shit broke again I feel like you're
getting mad doesn't it just do you can't tell you getting mad is not I feel like
you're mad is my mom I was like I know it's slightly annoyed sorry I'm just
pissed off right now my mad is dead silence I can't lie guys like really
upset right now I will just yeah screaming yeah what the fuck
You finish very very very though. That's a fucking fire ass. I did that was fun
And I was like what is this bullshit? I'm never playing this it gets repetitive
But I mean that it's literally just kind of like an upgrade game guys. You're gonna be happy to hear this
I can't hear the game
Just go to your audio settings. Oh, okay in the game
It's probably
Looking at right now. I'm looking at an animated page
That's like watching a dog up here. You want game chat? Oh my God. Wait a dog jumps into the hole and we have to save it. We've got to get to save it. We have to save our dog. This is so fucking awesome. I can't hear you in game. Do you have your, do you have your mic muted? This is so epic.
Wait, is this a talking game?
I'm going to mute, I'm done. Hello, hello.
I hear you. How did you mute? What is your mute button?
I just paused it and it's like the thing that's operating.
Oh, and just mute yourself.
Yep.
Aw, wait am I too quiet? Are you able to like audio slide me?
Wait, let me see. Talk.
Hello, hello, hello, hello, hello.
Yeah, it turns you all the way up and it sounds perfect.
Awesome. What do I look like?
You are
You are a yellow dude with a blue nose
And your your pink with a red nose. You have three teeth
You also have three teeth. It looks like the head with a or hitting the mouth with a hockey puck
Yeah, yeah, yes, that's the problem getting that's the problem. Is this is this park or is this gonna teach me how to be really good at the game?
game. It's like some some some Roblox Minecraft shit. No, you guys own the game. Do you need
an invite? Sneaks trying to fix his audio issues. Sneaks trying to fix his audio issues.
I would take an invite. Yeah, that'd be chill. Yo Joe, catch. Do you have do you have Cress
I
Think I've everyone
Did I'm trying to make this one parkour job I can't I'm good. I'm so fucking goaded I
Could have body blocked you. Yeah, I don't know back. I don't know that jumps possible
I'm super nice. Yeah, I see I got to say that this is gonna be just like mine track. Oh god
What the fuck did?
Are you smelling?
Oh my god, how many general dog this game's about digging right?
The most friends love game ever to exist. I think so as well. What do you guys hear me in game?
Oh, yeah, here you go.
Wait, really?
Oh, okay, wait, let me do it.
I hate the terminology, friend slump.
Stop it!
Stop it!
I'm trying to do my settings!
Oh my god.
Bully him, bully him.
Whoa!
Do you think the Muppets...
Dude, you in discord!
Oh, sorry.
Do you think the Muppets in this game experience racism?
I don't know, I'm so quiet in game.
Wait, oh my god, it's the classic Joe Bork quiet in game.
Hit escape and you can turn up my slider.
Time of volume.
Okay.
Talk talk?
Hello hello hello hello.
Oh no Chad, I'm stupid, I had my game put my gameplay volume on.
Discord is on full volume.
You guys are killing my chat here.
Throw your pekaxe, I don't know how any of the controls work.
Do you know how to throw something?
You can't throw it, forget it, you can throw leaves.
I
Do
Yo, is that a fucking weasel or is that our dog?
How are you knocking me out?
You guys hear this you guys hear this yeah shut up
the way you hit the ground is please can we stop please I like stimming please I'm making
a crazy parkour jump make what the fuck are you throwing at me what is that got jumping
to jump joke oh I'm making it buddy this is a two-parter just like a quad jump in Minecraft
You're just trying to throw some shit at me
Are you gonna try to knock me out midair there? Yeah, man. That's fucked up
Super handsome. I'm gonna change your scheme username every fucking three weeks. Oh
I forgot my name is super handsome guy. Yeah
For this it was a
No, I just need to beat the parkour before sneak fix this audio is it his audio she is
That means I only that only means I have t-minus one hour
What is one hour easy
Fuck out of here get out of here fuck fuck. Yeah, you're not getting up here
King of the castle
My character doesn't my character dog going whole we get mad sad about dog
pump graphic there's different game modes
oh my god I can customize my character oh I'm sorry I'm gonna be black
I will be yellow dude. I look like a demon. Do you see my
Fuck oh, wait, I can make my character look high
No eyebrows I'm going to stock your blood
You look like you have jaundice
Oh my god, wait, I can give myself a big nose and fucking pearly white teeth look at this shit
I can't even see myself, let's see the challenge.
I actually look awesome.
Wait, I can look like a clash of clans goblin.
It looks like characters from a game I've seen.
My God.
I look like the mouse moves.
I don't see.
It just looks like a goblin from a game.
Like a level 2 goblin.
Look at my shirt, look at my shirt, look at my shirt.
How did you do that?
Oh my God, look at my shirt.
Oh my God.
Yo, new merch.
Yo, your pants are what's fucking terrifying, dude.
What was a freak?
I like this big ass nose.
I should give, oh, I'm giving them, I'm giving them
I'm giving them pearly whites, too.
Does this look better?
Is there a way to look at yourself?
Yeah, does my guy look chill?
Yeah, you look like you're chilling.
Yeah, you chill as fuck.
I
Don't even know where my profile pictures from anymore. I did it. I this is like been my steam profile for like a decade
That's because you are
I think
And I'll be yellow, but I think there's nuances to digging the whole
You're really trying to expand his vocabulary. Nice word. You see what I'm not new on this. Hey, I'm yellow. You're not you can't also be yellow
Something a jackass, bro
I picked this color first
I'm on Christmas side this time. I'm on Christmas side this time. You didn't say that
Why are you doing like this? I just supported you
What the fuck?
What the fuck?
My black brother, dab me up, Joe.
Yo, what up, bro?
My dog.
Hey, how'd you do that?
Control.
Oh, we're giving you time to hug.
How does this work?
How does it work though?
Yo, your shirt's so beautiful.
You like it?
Looks like something I'd buy on Tuesday night for $15,
and it would take four weeks to show up.
If I drop this as merch, you're buying it?
Yeah.
You're rocking it.
It's the new Zucie merch.
You gotta be the crazy
You miss the jump
What the fuck
He's on PCP.
Vodz, one predictions.
We win this off rep.
I was just saying, he said, hey, come on.
I have no idea what the goal of this game is.
I'm a mom.
Sorry.
I'm done.
I'm done.
I'm done.
Everybody calm down.
Everybody calm down.
I'm turning him back down.
Where'd it go if he fucking hit you with a glow stick?
I'm light and it's placed on fuck.
That's not a glow stick.
It's a flood gun.
It's a flood gun.
You work the bomb. You work the bomb.
It's a burn gun, bro!
Oh, what?
Wait, that's really good.
Wait, good job, good job, good job.
What is on my head right now, bro?
What the fuck? We are home!
You're gonna kill me or not? Reset, reset, reset, reset.
I'm really dead. I'm really fucking dead.
Can they even hear me? You fucking killed me.
All right, all right.
He fucking killed me.
That one doesn't count.
That one doesn't count.
He fucking killed me.
That one doesn't kill me.
I didn't have any bombs.
I didn't play or go.
All right, we're going like this.
There's full box in each house.
We got to keep it broke.
That's awesome.
Yo, I can tell you right now.
Yo, I can tell you.
Yo, yo, you're a crass, crass.
How are you even throwing?
What are you even doing?
Can I show you something?
Can I show you something?
If you're going to be a fucking problem,
then you're going to be a fucking problem.
I'm going to kill you every time you get up.
A problem?
You got to lock in.
Yeah.
You just won the games, Dan.
You just blew up, like, three bombs, and...
I did not.
What are you talking about?
I didn't hit anyone with my bombs.
Yeah, he didn't.
I didn't hit any bombs.
I didn't damage people with your bombs.
Yeah, I didn't throw any bombs.
I didn't have a bomb!
I didn't either.
I didn't have a bomb.
Okay, well, you kept first players at me.
I'm starting again.
Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go!
I'm standing here.
All right.
Go, go, go, go, go!
I'm squeaking!
Stop!
I'm standing.
I'm standing.
I'm standing.
I'm standing.
I'm standing!
Oh, these are all just, wait, don't.
Wait, we can just dig, bro.
We can just dig.
Why would you dig at such a stupid angle?
We keep going down.
Wait, I got to move my camera.
I didn't know.
You're sure your camera's not blocking anything?
Oh, shoot, the top right is the key.
What are you guys doing?
No, are you going to go to the top left?
Am I going bottom?
No, I'm going middle right.
Middle right?
Oh my god, he's crazy.
You know, I'm going to go bottom, middle left.
I'm going to go down to find the dog,
But we can also go left and right.
Like, should we go this way?
I said we go the way that you just started.
Yeah, I think we fall.
I didn't fuck up, bro.
I did the right thing.
I have two bombs.
I have a boomstick and a beach bomb.
Wait, we got to get these out of here.
What is that?
What did you get?
I have dingus.
They're conquering.
Yo, yo, dingus.
It's not.
It does kind of.
Why do you know the conquering, it looks like.
You're after me?
progress
we just use our items been a test them out
because we're gonna be able to join we have to see this
I'm invested the full screen because my life would get back in it's not fully
Capituring like I could see like the edges of my stream
Oh, I just see your screen capture
I don't know fuck you
wait ready cool up you saw my hands are all trying to walk wait ready come here
resolution it's no jump into my arms jump into my arms I can't catch you
wait ready I'll come catch me I'm coming on ass first okay I'll catch you
oh come here come here into the arms I got you
What is that?
Let's do the thing it does. Let's see. It doesn't do anything.
That's the thing it does man. I'm gonna open this in video control.
Okay, we also have to fuck that thing. We're learning how these items works.
I'm dead.
Yeah, it's a it's a full
We didn't really make any
No, those are two good learning rounds though. Yeah, now we know what the items do
Yeah, now we know what dingus does
I
Music is already starting to annoy me a little bit
Don't don't mess with the window mode guys you're everything will break
Okay, whatever it was defaulted on
Yeah, don't don't mess with that your computer your computer explodes the second you touch it
Is it working hour now? Yeah, I think I'm chillin
I'm not gonna touch
Okay
I have a boomstick. Alright, I have a bomb. Alright, make sure you don't jump down too far. We don't know what causes...
Should we just follow the threat infinitely?
Uh, we're going to do this. No, it disappears.
It disappeared right around here. I'm gonna drop a bomb. Wait, no, don't throw a bomb. Don't throw a bomb.
You can go down this one. Oh, that looks like...
Hold on. What's up? You stole my bomb. Wow, that's really far down.
My bomb disappeared.
No, no, no, no, no, no!
Oh my god.
Somebody just took my fucking bomb.
Me too, my mom's gone.
Oh, can I have that back actually?
No, actually, because he took your bomb.
Yo, let me get a scroll real quick.
Let's get a scroll real for me.
Okay, I'm scrolling.
I'm scrolling.
Alright, I'm scrolling.
I'm scrolling.
I'm scrolling.
You're not scrolling.
I found a box.
I'm scrolling.
You're not scrolling.
I found a box.
Alright, yo, do you think I've juxtaped?
Boom.
Did you damage?
I took damage though.
Get me!
I tried, bruh.
Yo, someone, yo, come back.
I'm gonna catch you.
You fucking don't see me.
You fucking catch me.
Don't fucking catch me.
Don't fucking catch me.
Push me.
Yo, Chris.
Come down.
Where's the loot, bro?
Where's the loot, bro?
Where's the loot?
Alright, fuck them.
What's going on?
Let's see what this does.
Oh, you're really loud.
Am I loud right now?
Yeah.
Something you're talking through a megaphone.
Yeah.
Oh, I wonder why.
Safe jumps.
Wow, well tell him little, we've gone down.
We have to go down there and check out the...
Oh my God, we're only 130 feet.
Yeah, there's an eggie. I see an eggie.
I see a green...
He's an eggie.
The eggie bounces. The eggie bounces, I repeat.
The eggie bounces.
Oh, oh!
Talkie talkie, how do I hear him right now?
Joe, doosie!
I'm a leader, funk! I ain't a column!
I'm gonna use some bombs wait Chris stop being an idiot
bro you're being a dumbass you're like you're supposed to go down anymore
don't use the bottom of my power you have a new phone if I hear take this here
take this take this take this take this there's too much loot up there I gotta
Okay, no, we don't need dude. We don't need to grab all the loot. There's loot everywhere. They're like very generous
Did you just break the revive town
Those are those are evivals
We have like infinite items. You should only use your items though when we're like in an area where we can't
Yo, actually can we not scroll?
I don't know actually like I don't want to say like let's lose actually not show
who threw that at Chris Chris Chris Chris Chris Chris Chris actually stop
trolling I want to try
Bro, bro, bro, I will literally go through a $10,000 bet if I through that.
I'm gonna hit you there.
That genuinely was nice.
I'm killing you.
I don't like, oh, I might have broken the idol.
I'm gonna pass.
No way I'm gonna pass.
What?
Why is there so many revive idols, rare?
There's another one.
I think they probably take a key to the release of the game.
There's a bat!
Hey man.
Don't worry guys, I shot it with my flare gun.
Where'd he go?
Chat where'd Joe go?
Just chat?
Where'd he go?
Can you homelander his PC and run it?
Why is he just standing still?
I don't know if you homelanded his PC or not.
Well, I'm saying, I'm saying, no, like I was taking a pass.
I don't want to, I don't want to reset again, but I have no health, like I don't want you to know that I did not
throw that grenade at you, like a thousand percent, I don't have a flare gun, I don't have a flare gun, somebody's
Oh my god reset reset the lobby reset the lobby
Okay, I'll stop it was a moment of weakness and I did not expect such a catastrophe
I did take people's bombs. That's all I did. I did not expect such a
I'm fine with tolling but I'm trying to learn the game and I'm just getting shot off the mountain because people are hitting you with items
To be fair too there is like there's like 20 res points. The early game is like
I know but it's not easy if we keep dying and you have less health less items and your late run is fucked
We should be easy. We've gotten a hundred meters down
Yeah, I'm gonna get restarted!
Because you keep people keep airing me with shit!
Joey, it was me, I apologize. I hit you once and you're gonna die, and you're gonna die.
I don't know if it's because you hit me with a flare and then I died.
Can somebody catch me? I'm scared!
I don't think we take damage here.
What is it?
Yo, stop!
What the fuck?
Oh, what is that? What the fuck?
I actually feel like I'm playing with people with like five IQ.
like I like I mean I don't just fall like why are we taking fall damage
I have my arms out oh you should come I know but I'm saying we're all probably at like two
thirds out and we're fucking 200 feet down yes yes foot journey like uh because we're falling
and nobody's capturing so we're taking fall damage no but just we're just running down the mountain
They should strategically plan this.
In my 24 years of life, have I seen such bullshit?
That's what Joe's saying.
Sprout? Sprout?
This is a far fall.
Joe, that home gun, it is no fall damage.
Wherever you shoot it, you can land on it.
Oh, there's no ammo.
Did somebody already use it?
I used it earlier.
I don't know what to do.
Shut it once.
Watch out twice.
I'm gonna fall on to this
Never am I 24 years of life?
All right, what path are we taking but I have no idea I'm not like that annoyed either, but it's just like
The first 45 minutes is like
Flashbacks to fucking wise guys
Oh my god, I'm so mad the entire time.
Oh my god.
And it was just everybody being so Italian.
It was just, oh my NUNI-NA!
I'm like, oh shut up.
Oh my god, I felt like I was just like literally
in their own New Jersey with a bomb.
Ow.
What was his mind, bro?
Hey, my NUNA system.
My NUNI-NA said that we can't.
I'm good. I have like no health right now. Are there
What does this do I don't know I'm hearing a lot of time box
I don't know where they are
Did you catch me? Oh, come here. Come here.
Wait, I got a phone ball if you want to go far.
There's food up there. There's food up there.
The hill. Run. Oh my god, the box. The box dropped the bomb.
So when you open the box, there's another drop bomb.
It seems like they're all dropping bombs.
They're dealing with like an avalanche or some shit.
Yeah, I'm gonna throw my phone jar down there.
What's up in the back?
Why do I get a pony?
All right, jump into that.
I hear growling.
there's a lot there's no trolling there's fucking worm there's fucking worm that didn't attack you
You yes, yes
Okay, the game actually gets a lot harder
Yeah, I wish somebody would have said I wish somebody would have said hey guys
Maybe we're like I don't know in the tutorial part. We're telling each other. I need to find out where the popcorn goes
Give me that.
Damn!
Who's blowin' shit up?
You can fight back.
Is that the pop frog that's doing all that?
I have a wall bomb!
Is that a bomb?
Is that a bat bomb?
Wait, I got a beach bomb too.
I'm gonna grab this item real quick, though.
Yo, roll one of them.
What? No.
We're living!
No, that ain't you, bruh.
The bat fucked you.
The rain?
I have the dingus.
I have dingus.
Use it, use it, use it.
Where?
I don't know what it does
I don't think Dengas is bouncing
Chris, why do you sound like that?
It's a bad one, what was it?
Yeah, you do sound weird
I sound weird?
I'm sorry, I don't know what changed
I have a cheese ball in my hand
Your voice is all fucked up now
Did you hear the sound?
Oh, I did have a pizza
A pizza?
Right, yeah, the pizza
I'm gonna try the cheese bomb, watch out!
I'm trying the cheese bomb.
I don't know what it does.
Why is your-
It just sticks to the cheese!
Oh, now you're good.
Wait, there's another bomb.
I'm done.
The cheese bomb fucked up your other one.
It actually made it matter.
Careful for the cheese bomb.
I guess the cheese bomb makes you sound stupid.
No, I'm not.
Or sexy.
Or maybe she's not sexy.
I think that just-
No.
I think that just like-
What is that slaw?
I'm coming for my trap.
Here, bro.
What is a slaw?
Joe, come here.
Joe, are you all right?
You're low. I know, I just had to swear.
Watch out, there's ice!
Oh wait, it's making my feet icy!
Oh my god, sorry.
I didn't get the possibility to do that.
Oh no! Help me!
Joe! Joe, you're fucking us, Joe!
I'm gonna throw dingus.
Okay, throw your dingus.
Ew!
I think I can make that.
I'm okay.
You're a bad person, man.
That's how there is to it.
I don't know what that does.
Oh, no.
I'm blighting.
Nice.
Steve Crennell dead.
Joe's dead.
Joe's dead.
He's dead, then?
You guys scared me.
He gets me?
He gets me?
He gets me?
He gets me?
He gets me?
Bro.
Bro.
Listen, listen, listen, listen, listen.
He gets me?
He gets me?
He gets me?
Listen listen listen listen listen listen. Can you act back to the-
Yeah we hear you, we can see you in here you.
Maybe maybe we need to jump before you swing catch him.
Am I floating?
You're floating skull.
Bro, okay no, I'm marking a lie that was 100% my fault.
I miscalculated my jump potential and I left dingus.
What I was gonna say is how about instead of yelling catch me on the way down you gotta catch me before you jump.
I was catching your reaction time, you know. I know you're catching older.
What the fuck does that mean?
What the fuck does that mean?
What the fuck does that mean?
What the fuck does that mean?
What the hell is that, man?
I'm in my prime right now.
What's that mushroom?
Oh, it's this little bouncy guy.
It bounces.
Where do I go?
I'm going to do this.
Well, you should probably re-meat up with that.
I know, because you just
jumped in and slid.
Oh my god, you're getting bullied by a bat.
Holy shit, world star.
Whoa, there's one hit.
There's one hit, calm down.
Stop the presses.
Yeah, knock you out, dude.
Why?
On our last one, there was like 20 red stones,
and now there's zero.
Okay, yo, is anybody else kind of like,
is anybody else kind of waned out
how Sneak's actually playing like it's Minecraft?
What the fuck, Brad?
Hey, what's up, Sneak?
How you doing?
You get mad, I shoot you in the head
with a flare gun, now you're mad up,
being serious, what are you watching me?
Well, I'm not mad, I'm not mad, I'm not mad.
What do you fucking mean?
I'm supposed to be.
Uh, chat, what, what, what, what, what level should I be at?
What level should I be at?
I'm gonna go to give you a sneak.
So sneak, apparently you can revive.
Watch out!
You gotta revive us.
Where is he?
You can revive the bodies, apparently.
Oh, if he finds them?
Yeah, tryin' the bodies, apparently.
Well, he's already passed them.
Wait, are you dead?
How did you die?
Hey, I kinda just want to go around your body and up out.
Wait, Sneak's actually five head flying this.
This is unreal.
Yeah, apparently.
I think that's supposed to prevent you from just, like, damn mining straight down.
Yeah, that's why there's big gaps as well.
What are the cluster sproutpods doing?
I don't know, figure it out.
Probably.
You could probably jump safely there now.
What the shit?
Okay. Just flung me.
You're going to need to find three revived tokens.
Oh my god, there's one.
Boom shi- boom shi-
We're going to revive this game.
Ha ha ha.
Fuck!
Hey man.
Hey guys.
Interesting toms at the end there.
Oh, a cucumber.
I'm going to eat these cucumbers.
Is that a cucumber or a cactus?
It's a cute good. It's so good. It's a cute cubba. Oh
Our Christmas dead body. You see your dumb bastard. Yeah, I think we I think next run
We're gonna need to remember like because I think if you walk up to dead bodies like you guys already passed us
Yeah, we found our dead bodies you'd be able to rise
Wait, can you hear me?
Talking to me
What a dick, what a dick!
Let's be in the conversation!
I don't want to talk about it!
I'm right here.
No, it's fine.
I don't want to be a part of the whole message.
You know what we should do?
We should start a baseball podcast.
Yeah, sorry, I was...
I was pissing.
You guys started a baseball podcast?
We should probably do better at the one we tried to do.
In general.
Me and Sneeg actually did do a podcast.
Oh
Why did you lie bro? I think I think that part right there was like a big slide
It's cuz I water bucket it
Also, no, we're gonna have to like sweat this game DC how little he is
Let's see
I noticed I noticed don't you ditch in me making me do crazy
catch me catch me I'm slipping catch me yo guys my fingers are dangling off this
you see where did you die oh my god it's like
oh my god you fell so far down because you freaking hit that slide
I went down the toilet somehow wait wait Chris I think I'm gonna change your
audio settings can you talk yeah it's about Chris's make a lot when I tried to
turn him up so I just kept him the same epic I had a test
Okay, dude, I have to do about you. What what what?
Oh my god
Everyone else
How do you know this?
Stack box, bitches!
A beer?
Why did I just catch up?
Why did I just catch up?
Is it wine?
Is it wine?
I think it was wine.
I think it was wine.
I was a romantic great trash, bro.
I'm about to fucking mute you because of my character.
Don't squeeze me.
All right, I think this is safe to glide down in here.
Hold up, stop.
Come on around me.
Can you catch me?
If I find you, you can catch me.
Yeah, ready? Jump.
Yeah!
Alright, alright.
What was that?
That I could have just grabbed. What was Clay do?
Like, don't mind.
You can make like a little bump.
Oh, to bring it!
Oh my god.
I have a boomstick.
Well, I think we're close enough.
I hope you guys die.
Oh yeah, there's a red right there.
I'm gonna ride me again that first.
You guys do that.
Oh my god.
Oh, that really messed up the whole scale down.
Hooray.
You're back.
Another run.
We are all back!
We're all back!
Are you guys have full health on Bowser now?
No.
We're still back.
No, I'm like 30% so it still does suck.
Oh my God, what kind of team that is.
Total health at all?
No.
I think it's done.
It looks the same.
I made a claw.
It's gonna be good.
You're minding my claw.
I just placed that.
You're minding my claw.
You're upsetting me.
Sorry, I'm not trying to mind your claw.
You mind my claw.
There's a bouncy.
There's a bouncy.
You burned my house to the ground!
I'm standing on a route!
I'm stuck.
There's a bunch of little, there's a bunch of springy doors.
Dude, if a bomb showed up right now, this would be really...
Thank you.
Ready?
And now we could just...
Wait, that's how you gotta use that.
That's WG-Morp right there.
Yeah, that's what we're not.
We're on the same level again.
I got another clawed.
Hold on.
Oh my God, I thought I was gonna suffocate you.
Clawed jumpscare.
Uh-oh.
Uh-oh.
Oh my god, make sure you press face, press face, press face, don't fall.
Hi, Dead Box.
I got a boomstick.
Wait, who's dead down there?
I got a trine, trine beam.
Who died?
Extractor.
Do you see the dead body down there?
I do.
I'm going to press.
I feel like I'm here. Oh, no Chris might be stuck here.
Hey guys.
Oh, I was wrong.
Yep, Jody, you need help. There's two cucumbers back there.
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah.
Where? Where in the...
Yo, am I crazier? Is it getting a lot darker?
Around the corner of that, around the corner of that darker thing.
It's like harder to see just generally now.
Okay, so the triangle makes like a little whisper.
We'll find that stuff.
Is it? Wait am I crazier is it getting darker?
It seems to be getting a little tanker, yes.
Like I could like barely see.
Yeah, we need to get some, we need to make some touches.
I gotta have a clog.
Wait, I'm gonna try and throw it right there.
You make a push of the bag, did you?
I think you're in a safer spot than me.
I'll catch you!
You out?
Don't catch me.
Don't catch me.
Oh!
Beautiful.
What a catch.
Oh my god.
beautiful what a catch careful careful oh we could mine this moss stuff it's
the trine beam I threw oh my god I just mind what was that wow that's just lag
the shit out of range warped it didn't mind to long range work does it have to
Do you think you could throw it down this hole did you
I just threw a blowstick. Oh, I thought you had a war. I'm not hearing. I
Haven't extractor I think it's not what we did. What the fuck did he just oh my god. Did you just blow up?
Wait, throw that work
I'm gonna throw it way up here.
Yeah, the ball's gonna be crazy.
Oh, what was, what, what?
How did we?
It went, it went, it went, it went, it went, it went,
it teleported Chris.
It teleported Chris.
Wait, what the fuck?
Hey man.
Chris, catch us.
Nice, Chris, Chris.
That actually is awesome.
I guess it takes the guy from the highest point
and re, Chris.
To the loudest.
Chris, you pop, look up.
Come catch us.
I teleported you.
Catch me!
I have my arms out!
Sorry.
Oh, you're fine.
Why?
Oh, you're good. There's a monster.
Fuck!
Oh!
Watch out, there's a hole behind you.
There's a hole behind you.
There's a hole behind you in the back.
Oh my god.
I need to lock in.
Fucking fight it. Hit it.
Fight it back.
Where?
In your pickaxe.
No!
oh my god am I gonna fucking slide into that dude I'm on the top no I am I am
almost in the frostbite territory your dead body's got something to do come
with me I see a dog see dog yeah can you see my body I'm right by a good hole
I don't think I'm cucked. I think they'll be able to come down here. There's loot under me.
I'm cucked. I'm cucked.
Oh no, there's gotta be a resident's frost area.
For sure, there's gotta be.
I feel like there's less and less as you go though.
Yo, can you go get my dead body?
Go get my dead body.
What the fuck?
Hello?
Why?
Can you cover as me?
Wait, it shows where the dog is.
I know, that's where I'm going.
I'm going over here to get the dog.
I thought the dog would be at the bottom.
Or is the dog coming to you?
I'm stemming.
No, I'm going to a drink.
oh my god resin the grass oh my god
you can see where the dog is
oh my god this is snow we need more loot before we go down there
I have no health and I'm about to fall to my death I have no health and I'm about to fall to my death
I have no health and I'm about to fall to my death
oh my god I'm playing life you got to live life on the edge scared money
You don't make money.
Pressure makes diamonds.
I like it, I like it, I like it.
Oh, food, oh, Chinese food.
No!
That's exactly how I died.
That's exactly how I died, bro.
Bro, I didn't know they would put a gap of death
under a box.
That's just kind of cheap, no?
And now I'm just in the pit of doom.
He keeps killing everyone, dude.
I'm gonna try bro. I have so much food in my body
I usually see it through the wall, but I don't see it this time
Oh my god, you're mad far bro. I'm mad far. I'm mad far, but I'm in a hole with so much of loot.
I'm mind-crafting.
I'm gonna let you go first.
Why?
You should grab this plate. You should grab this plate thingy.
You can throw those.
they are useful. Oh shit. Yeah, you put in those three play things down. I'm trying to
mine safely. Oh Jesus. Oh Lord. What? Is that my dead body? Yes. Are you throwing play
things? Wait bro, you don't die if you jump this. Are you throwing a play thing down?
Oh yeah, you're right. You see, you don't die if you jump this. No, I know just that.
I was just saying, like, you know, you're he's right about you.
You don't like that.
No, I don't think he is.
Oh, fuck, when did you die?
I'm so scared in my camera, though.
Oh, no, I'm not.
See, he's dead.
Oh, Joe, I got you.
I got you, Chris.
That made me fucking crazy.
I'm waiting.
But this game is not fun.
It's a lot harder than Peek is,
but in a different way.
The worm hit you in the back the worm hit me from the
Oh, you got a little plant mining. Yeah
Hello
Okay, I'll see you in a little bit
Chris you're not here me
Brother, I'm doing my darn just right now
Yeah, I'm dead. Yeah, and I'm trying to not be dead. So I can rip. Can you hear me?
me.
Help.
Help.
Help.
Please. No, please. I was like a dick.
Oh my god.
Yo, you passed me.
What's up?
Bro, slow down to you, bro.
Oh well now you just gotta keep going down oh my god you're right next to me
You're right next to me
Chris
man you're gonna just mind that just mind straight down it's safe I can see
it right now no I'm so serious straight down safe why are you passing
this is good well I'm here can you cover eyes me you didn't grab the loop
Let me get on the roof first.
Okay, yeah, just load up.
Oh, and you just fucked my head rest. It's fine.
Hey, you see a lamp on the ground. Hey.
You need food? You're gonna feed you?
I do.
Alright, we just look at that.
I'm starving.
Yeah, change your voice, by the way.
What did it make me sound like?
It made you like, a cheese bomb.
Okay, let's see the cheese bomb.
What is the cheese bomb?
I have a boomstick.
Oh my god, he did yeah, oh nice, bro. Wait, this is insane. Oh, this is awesome. Yeah,
your voice is so weird. But what do I sound like? Weird. I got so weird. Oh my god, is
That's the knee down there and you see that image?
Yeah, oh wait, no, that's us. Oh
Yeah, I'm alive. Hello. Oh
My god, I just took so much damage, but I have so much food that it doesn't
She slices
There's drills and they need to drill around your feet. What do you mean these things?
What do you mean there's drill what is a beam blast
I was trying to pay the path down fucking killed him. I did not I did not
Happen he's so far down Joe you just shot a black cheese
Shut a black man, I'm the black guy
That you the cheese all ready wait actually I think this is safe
Oh my god.
GGs.
Yo, guys, don't dig straight down.
Joe, what's not safe?
Joe.
Actually, dig straight down, Eli.
I got a beam blaster and a ding, yes.
I think we'll be able to use these.
I'm not digging straight down.
I'll dig right under your chest.
No, don't.
Okay, I'll dig right under your ear.
Okay, I'll dig right under your ear.
Okay.
Okay, I'll dig right under here.
Okay, I'll dig under here.
Alright, I'll dig under you, jackass.
Hey.
Looks like we're at bedrock.
Um, are we supposed to be there?
Bedrock! We're supposed to dive into that!
We're supposed to dive into it!
What the heck?
Yo, are people gonna be stuck in this hole?
Alright, only one way out.
I'm dead. My God, I'm dead.
So I actually feel like we're stuck.
Your character's up there?
Yo, are we stuck?
Yo, we have to make a little staircase slowly.
You have a tower we can do that.
We gotta mine a little upward and make a little angle.
I'm just... I'm seeing you.
You see me?
You see me?
I'm seeing you there.
You see me?
You're actually doing such a fucking good job, what the hell?
Oh my god.
There's my crap, Joe. Come on, are you noticed?
I'm a good boy.
Happy on the head and rub my belly.
Rub my belly.
Oh!
Yo, Joe, somebody commented on my YouTube video.
Are you alive?
I used a video, and you were like, uh...
You're like, yo, no hate, bro.
When you play with Jonas, I'm gonna talk.
Damn!
Like, no!
What the fuck, man?
Wait a fucking minute.
That's a good idea.
Hey, you didn't say that.
I was like, bro, what the fuck?
Have you tried that yet?
I don't know.
You're not talking.
Yo, Chris, are you alive, buddy?
Hey!
I see you got a top hat.
Hello!
Yeah, you can really...
You've always had the top hat.
Do you guys need anything?
I have a hand for you and I also have a good loot.
Now I have a Jane gas.
Are you ready? I'm going to throw the hand at you.
I'm throwing it at you.
No, I got it.
Wait, jump down. Jump down.
Okay, ready?
Yep, I'm ready.
Good catch. Good catch.
Do you think it went into my inventory?
Did you hit me with it or I actually caught it?
I don't know, but I saw that. It was awesome.
We're going to test it again.
I have this art be a pop rock
Wait, what Chris these are pop rocks give you explosives
What is that oh, I don't know
It's not a it's not a hard task for dig yes
I
It's fine. It's fine. I'm good. It's fine. It's fine about it
This food
There's fucking bats that just run at you with it
What happened?
What happened?
I'll die.
A bat suicide bomb me.
I was over here singing payphone, man.
You'll die.
Dude, there are a lot of dangerous animals in this region.
I died out of the broken heart.
Just jump out of the window.
Watch out for the TNT bats, guys.
I know.
Let me get the TNT back.
All right.
I'll deal with you.
All right.
I'm not ready.
Wait.
I can hear.
I feel like you're near.
I'm not ready.
I'm not ready.
I'm not ready.
I'm not ready.
I'm not ready.
I'm not ready.
I'm not ready.
I'm not ready.
I'm not ready.
I'm not ready.
I feel like you're near me. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
I'm not sorry to hear from you.
Help!
Help!
Oh, she barred. I don't know.
You fell so far.
Help!
Oh my God.
We can make them see.
We can make them see.
I've got that guy.
I've got that guy.
Oh!
What is this?
What is this?
What is this?
What is this?
What is this?
What is this?
What is an arch beam?
What is an arch beam?
It's really good.
Watch this.
Watch this.
It might not go far enough.
Please work.
Please work.
Come to me.
Come to me.
Come to me.
Yes.
Yo.
What?
Let's go.
Oh, it's just a little jack in the beanstalk.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
There's a lot happening.
Got it.
Yo, what is that?
That's cheesy.
You have so much stuff.
Oh, my God.
You have an extractor.
Isn't there a body here?
I got you.
Extractor's going in.
Can you hear me?
It's out of the wall.
There's also a TNT band above you.
Oh, bro.
You are nowhere near me.
There's a body right here, though.
Oh
Bro you are nowhere near me there's a body right here though
No, I hear you bro. I'm trying to focus
You know what's nuts is this part of the world like we're not even halfway like this part of the world is the furthest part
like
That's
Fucking bro bro that's all I'm lucky you know that's I'm lucky you could have you could have protected me
I'm stuck. Oh
You're alive. No, no, no
The car action
It's game a lot
You guys you guys are just gonna have to fucking farm items
No way no way
Okay
Um, well, it's a good thing we just found cheese, you know, why start eating the cheese.
Oh my God.
This is a savior.
I just bought some cheese.
I got more cheese.
Eating more cheese, eating more cheese.
Yeah, we're about to fall to our deaths.
Are you dead?
Now we're like in the chair, right?
Are you dead?
Are you dead?
You're sure you didn't get it?
Well, yeah.
Yeah, my kids are chillin this game, is it tortious dude?
Bro, how the fuck...
NOOOOOO!
That is, that is the craziest shit.
No!
That is the craziest shit I've ever seen.
No!
I was about to fucking rest, I was literally actively resting you out here, doot doot doot.
There's no fucking way to do that.
Is that orange here?
Do those things track you?
Cause that actor just ruined it.
I don't know, that's some bullshit, bruh.
Oh my god.
I'm gonna put my mind down there.
I'm gonna eat people.
You know, I'm not gonna be able to get you.
Bro, that's some bullshit though. Like, come on.
Oh, fuck.
Yo, you hit it and go far away. You hit it right?
Stop.
That insta-kills me?
Wow.
That insta-kills me. I had full health.
That's crazy.
I had full fucking health.
Wow, this is the hardest game ever.
This is the fucking hardest game ever.
I thought it was just gonna be like,
oh, maybe half, instant dead.
Yeah, we both got blown the fuck up.
Checking this before I res you.
We both got blown the fuck up.
We'll get you.
You guys got you?
I was gonna res, I was actively resing juicy
and then I hear tink, tink, tink,
and it drills at 400 meters of the ground
and then a bomb, a bomb hits you.
A drill, a drill, it's just at the bottom of the earth,
bro.
I got some mail.
Oh
Yo, do you have ammo on that whatever that is
I'm getting rid of it. It's nice thing. No, I that might have been the beam blaster I had
You guys died like way away
Although yeah, I don't think we're anywhere near them you were not
I
All right, so bad news I fell about 4,000 meters
I'm in the other biome right now
I I instantly died you wasted my rose I
Can't fucking believe that
Yeah, but you gotta find another as now
We got three oh no, I'm in health. I'm in health
Wait my body's hella gettable my body's hella gettable
His body is not for your body is not yet able to do you're in like the worst spot ever
This is crazy.
Do you see me? It landed on a decent spot.
I'm seeing you.
No, but you're like long, dude, you're on the cusp of like falling to your death.
It is scary.
I'm seeing you. Are you seeing me seeing you?
I see you, Phoebe.
I'm seeing you. I'm seeing you. I'm going to see you.
You big bomb.
Oh my gosh. That's Papa's sneak.
Oh my god.
What is that near me?
You know what, there's no, as I switched to my dead body, oh my god he fell lower.
There's no way.
He was dead but he, a fucking roller coaster on the way.
Bro, I switched, I switched to my dead body and I just started hearing sneak screens
get closer.
Welcome to our club. Welcome to our club. I don't even know how you're supposed to beat this game here, brother. This is like so hard.
I'm so gettable and his head's dangling on a cliff.
I should be. Let me check. Bro, you could go. He is not gettable at all, bro.
This game is-
Hello?
Nah, my body is in the abyss.
Wait, how the fuck did you just get a zip lock?
Wait, wait, I'm not behind you!
He's in a box.
He's in a box.
He's in a box.
Over there, over there.
You see me on the wall?
Take a 6-5, man.
No, it's good, it's good.
Yo, you rest, Chris, he dies in 10 seconds.
Let's see.
Let's see.
No, no, no, no.
I'm locking that thing.
Oh, no, watch out!
You guys should hurry if you-
Oh
Wait my body's how I get a ball all right my body
Wait sushi actually my body's forgettable sushi turn right sushi turn right. I'm literally in a safe bet
No, it's not.
We're so blocked.
Oh, God.
Oh, no.
You're good.
You're good.
You're good.
What's below me?
What's below me?
Oh, it's a safe hole.
Is that a safe hole?
You're a little bit unsuperditable.
I'm safe.
Uh-oh.
Oh, God.
I didn't mean to do that.
It's over.
Good night, everybody.
Oh, God.
That's okay.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
Oh, God.
Oh, God.
Oh, God.
Oh, God.
Oh, God.
Oh, God.
Oh, God.
Oh my god
Yo run that the fuck back
Yo hot take is this or peak harder
What is it? At first glance, this is harder than Peek.
There's a lot of- No!
You die so much easier.
There's a lot of scaling when it comes to Peek.
There's like a lot of- Yeah.
...of people getting into green, but default Peek is not as hard.
I think there's just so much more to this game than Peek though.
I like that there's enemies in here, bro.
Yeah.
Does enemy defeat now?
Yeah, but Peek is definitely a lot more slow roll.
this is a lot more action intensity.
I'm trying to hit you with this.
Holy fuck.
I love you close necks.
This is funnier?
Yeah, because I think this is like, yeah, you can die a lot more.
This is a lot more clippable.
Yeah, get clotted, get clotted, dude.
You got clotted.
I'm done.
I'm done.
I'm done.
I'm done.
I'm done.
I'm done.
I'm done.
I'm done.
You can't be dying this quick
He's not he was just not
What is that do not use this
What is a trim bean do
Try to be
Listen listen listen Joe
Listening the other beanstalk will grow directly at you. So it's a little bit better that one will grow in three random directions
So it will probably give you a path with the other beanstalk. I think it's better
Oh, I got a sprout pod. Is that what it is?
No, the sprout pod it grows one random direction. I believe that one's just okay
Do you have any items cuz I'm full take this now. I'll grab this raw pod here. We could throw it right now to double-check
I'm pretty sure it just goes one ramp.
No, just look.
Yeah, it's just one ramp.
It's really a mid item.
Am I hearing music?
Yo, what is the music in this game?
Yeah, I'm here
Dude, I forgot how easy the earlier
Dengas is just like a desk in
Nice way to use it after asking. Let's tell you good job
Yo, I could catch you guys down here
Jump down jump down
Yo come down
Yeah, we surely reached the bottom this time.
It's a given.
I was going to be more patient.
Oh, Andrew.
Ando Degas, cucumber.
Do you need a cucumber?
I got one.
Yeah, I'm full health right now. I'm actually
Yeah, we are scaling right now by the way
Where is it I have a bomb for it
Where is it?
Watch out for the back
here there's a lot of roses here yeah that's kind of upsetting like it's good
we're passing them but I'm like Dan those are like wasted
oh my god yeah you find like one every fucking thousand meters down there
They just gave you like three insta
Dude this we're not even much
All right, fucker
Knock his ass out knock his ass out
All right, dude up wait actually perfect item use wait wait
Well, I was gonna say we could go really far down
Chuck this shit
What?
Oh, wait.
No, that's kind of ass.
And it is slideable.
Foam cannon.
Oh!
Oh my God!
Oh my God!
Oh my God!
Oh my God!
Oh my God!
Oh my God!
Oh my God!
Oh my God!
Oh my God!
Oh my God!
I'm alive.
I'm alive.
I'm alive.
Holy shit, I'm CSGO surfing.
Holy shit, I'm CSGO surfing.
I have a foam cannon.
Don't take my phone.
Oh, I didn't mean to.
I was trying to say...
No, I'm sorry.
I was trying to say...
You need my gun, you're dead.
Oh, no, no, you're laced.
Oh, I'm so O.T.
The foam is a nice brush.
You can jump as far as you want and you just bounce.
Have a foam jar.
Oh, shit.
I got an Archbeam.
I know the Archbeam's the O.T. one.
That's the one that goes towards you.
Oh.
What the fuck did you just get?
I don't think you landed on the foam jar.
Oh the phone jar I thought he was trying to land on that uh that little mushroom
Can you? I don't know if you've got your directions down
You don't think I could spread that?
I feel like I don't trust you
I feel like I got enough fucking information
Parkour!
WHAT?!
I thought you didn't take damage from that!
I
Thought you don't take damage
What?
From now is on my body
It's just on your body. Yeah, like he right?
We've I lost all my shit. Where's my stuff? Oh
My god, do you lose all your shit when you die?
I'm gonna fucking foam jar down wait, I have no food
Yeah, I'm gonna just shock that shit, dude.
Easy.
I got a dingus tail.
I have no health, bro.
When I tell you, I have a sleep.
Yeah, we really got a regroup.
We're like very far away.
Should we wait here?
I have literally a sleep in the felt right now, bro.
Dude, we're on like the worst possible area.
Yo, if I die right now, will you resurrect me or just talk to him about it?
No, no, no, no. Don't die, don't die, don't die.
Alright, we don't know if anybody else is dead.
Like, I know Sneeds alive, but somebody else might be...
No way.
No, no, no, no, nobody's dead, nobody's dead.
Yeah, I'm part of the music office, to be honest, bro.
I heard the music at, like, 25% for a time.
I need fucking shoes.
Like, I have...
I
Don't think I'm gonna be getting out any time soon. Yeah, there's a little there's a lot of back
Yeah, where are you I got you honey come on. Yeah, we got you
We're serious
Where the fuck is Chris? I know I don't know but he's not dead cuz I tried to do something. Don't worry, baby
Yeah, he's not dead
He's doing something I can hear him doing shit
He's fucking beepin dude, this is a bar fall not a problem for dingus
Okay, I can't make that jump so that was a waste
You take damage would be falling out. Yeah
I'll protect you holy shit
I had no health there though like I don't think there was a world where I survived
Thank you, you ass-item.
Oh, I probably ate something.
Yeah, I'm gonna try to get to you, one sec.
Please.
Now bring me the Chinese food. Bring me the Chinese food.
Oh my god. Please, I'll slop up that.
I will slop up that great cheese.
Fucking donkey.
Can I feed it to you?
Yes. Yes. I'll eat it out of your hand.
Here, you ready?
Say ah.
Oh
We've got to just like safely run down we get it now we see
This is a far-ass fall again.
Is the map randomly generated every time?
I'm assuming so.
It feels random.
I'm assuming this map is fully randomly generated.
What is that? What is that supposed to be?
Guys, I've got this. Don't worry. Look.
Oh, fire.
Yo, can you catch me down there?
I got to the where.
I'm dropping
It came straight at me, bro. Oh, no, it says generating map. Yeah, so there's random every time
Oh my god
I got another one.
I got another one.
Wait, wait, wait.
Keep numbers on me, keep numbers on me, keep numbers on me, keep numbers on me.
What is a drill launcher?
Wait, drill launcher.
No!
I'm alive. I'm alive. I'm alive. I'm barely alive. I actually have a cylinder of health.
Oh my god, do I eat that? Holy... I think if I stub my toe, I'll die.
He's dead.
I have a... no, that like literally brought me from almost not even having a health bar.
Wait, I have another drill on.
I'm digging down. I'm digging down.
Oh, there's cucumbers. Oh, please, please, please. Oh my god. I'm eating.
I think that worm is at them. It doesn't set based on the
Oh, we're fucking speed running now
Are we jelly
I tried I'm sorry I have no I don't I'm a bro
Oh my god, oh my god, I have the door.
Come on, I'm here to park.
Go, go, go, go, go, go.
Save him.
Save him.
Doggy!
What?
Ow!
Oh, is this a checkpoint?
Oh, a checkpoint.
Oh, a checkpoint.
What's in the wall?
Is this something good?
What do we do?
I can wear a bean blaster.
It's like the ambulance.
Oh, meat.
It's just out of hand.
It's like the equivalent of the speciality peak.
Why don't I just feed you the ham?
No, who has the beam blaster? Can I please have why did it just immediately actually no you could keep it
Wait, so this literally is just like a peak checkpoint
Wait, we didn't see this the first time though. We just passed it. I was trying I was trying to get to it
You'll have to be flawed for this.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, be careful, be careful.
I'm dead as fuck. I'm dead as fuck. Oh my god, I'm alive. Oh my god, I'm alive.
Oh my god, I'm alive. I barely took any damage. How the fuck? How the-
Stop! I'm down here!
Be careful be careful
How the fuck am I lost?
Why did you kill me?
I killed you?
Yeah
I'm so sorry bro
Bro you shot it at me
Listen I'm so sorry bruh
Awwww
Yo me and you see her together bruh you're like way you gotta come rezz us
I
Can you come Razzas yeah, I'm one HP I define food yeah, we already hit a checkpoint you should have just died
You got a...
I'm the Injurcy's death.
Yeah, Zuzi fell to his death and as he was falling he shot a beam blaster and killed me.
That was really creepy.
He broke the fourth wall there.
Yeah, I threw it at the ghost.
I feel like I'm spectating you like a TV show and then you randomly just face...
Wait, what the hell are we...
Where's my skin?
That's me!
Yeah, we're ViBall players.
Hit that, hit that.
Oh, actually that's fine.
It resets.
Welcome back.
Yeah, we can just go back and murder Joe.
You guys went down this hole?
Yep.
We fell straight down here and it's going down.
Well, I got a little bit of stuff for us.
Where we going?
Oh, well, I'm just CS go surfing down the mountain.
Yeah, I do like how you can actually CS fly on this game.
It's really cool.
I got a bomb.
I got a bomb.
And then I just...
I got a bomb.
I
Got a bomb and I'm like 25k right now
I'm like, I don't know if you know CS terms. Oh my god
Fuck there's another one I'm throwing an extractor down
What the fuck did that just oh my god, oh my god
What the fuck did that just
I'm like walking on thin ice that I never
I got a little too much
There is a rose somewhere near me.
Dude, that is a super rare.
Oh my God, I'm eating that.
Can't you know?
You're gonna eat that shit?
Well, you killed me.
You killed me.
You killed me.
Now you'll get food for a while.
Help! Help!
Help! I hope I take it back!
I was being greedy with the Chinese food!
Use the rest, use the rest right there.
I was going to, but it's not.
Revive me, Joe, by the way.
Thank God.
I'm not a turner extractor now.
Stop moving!
Can you pick those up?
This is Clod, brother.
Yeah, I know
What
What
Super stressful thing ever and he is just talking about how cool this is
I'm fighting for my life right now
I'm in front of a bomb.
I'm just going to stack, I'm just going to stack, I'm just going to stack, I'm just going to stack here.
That's not bomb for us.
Got him, got him.
Alright.
Here's what I'm going to do.
It gives me a safe landing spot.
Are you dead?
You're dead.
You're alive, you're alive, you're alive.
No, I don't, I don't want to claw it.
I'm going to claw it right here.
Do you have another claw?
I'm alive.
I'm alive.
I'm alive.
I can't do that because I landed wrong.
I'm caught.
Oh my god.
I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I.
Hey, I think you're kind of in one of those holes that we can't really get out of.
Ah, you can get out of there.
I'll come get ya.
If we get stuck down here, it's your fault.
Chess!
Oh, we're good, we're good, we're good.
I think we're stuck down here.
Yes, now we gotta look.
No, it's gonna be all black.
I
Yo, dude, my body is right on this edge. I see you whoever that is please save me
please save me sneak my body is so
gettable so gettable my body is not as
gettable as it once was but I'm right
down here in this doom pit right by a
lot of items so it's incentivizing for
for you to come also save me. Be careful, be careful! Alright, so I'm a little farther down
than expected. But not too far. My body's so close to you.
feel like
Wait wait wait wait I'm near you I'm near you
I saw that bomb
I've saved him before you
I win the friendship contest
I'm going here.
I was going here.
Oh goodness me.
Haha.
Haha.
Oh goodness me on the way down.
Yes.
He died.
Oh my gosh.
Dude, he was just jumping, looking up.
I'm like here about.
Yeah, I'm going to be honest with you.
Just find her.
I have no idea.
You said, oh goodness me.
Yo, like, I'm gonna fall behind out here.
Can I blow up? If I blow up the, um, the idol, whatever.
Don't, please, please, I'm sorry.
No, do you have any?
Oh, wait, I just keep getting in the way of it.
Good Lord, sir, I'm falling.
I have nothing!
Yo, you got some depth, dude.
No, don't, don't take out.
Dig a little for your right.
Dig a little and, yeah.
Oh my god. Oh my god.
Little more, little more, little more, little more.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Easy rest, easy rest.
I'm alive!
I'm still alive, but I'm barely breathing.
What are you breaking these things up into?
It's the furthest we've been.
You got the food? I have food.
I need food.
Oh my god.
I helped you.
I'm going to die here, I'm dying here, oh my god I'm alive, don't do that, don't do that, don't do that
this is like so scary
you guys in food?
yes
here uh have this
oh can I actually have that item back?
I'm trying to give you guys some food
um, hey guys I don't get over this
milk
can I have the item back?
I don't have
I don't have your item
I'm so serious
Oh my god, there's two free loots here
Wait, we're actually so fucking back. I just got a beam blaster dingus and a bomb we are so back
Ready I'm using it again
Oh wait, a fucking uh, do you have a problem, bro?
I'm too, I'm too young so we can go everywhere.
Oh my god.
Shoot that, shoot that, shoot that.
Scrap hot wait, let's use this.
Wait, we might be able to just like, serve down here.
Okay, yeah, let me get him.
Oh, that actually connects in perfectly.
You're in the wrong!
I'm not in no fucking rush.
I am trying to just, I'm not out.
I
My god, there's a rest right here
Give you that
One of them plotting anybody dead anybody dead
Wait, no, no, do it right here, do it right here.
I'm down there.
There's water here, there's water, there's water.
Oh, there's water.
There's water right here.
Wait, what?
Woo!
We can't swim now.
We can't swim now.
Oh, but we just literally glide all the way down, like a flop.
Wait, that's so tricky.
Yeah, water's like slow-fall, I guess.
No, it has just no gravity.
I need to go.
Hold up, hold up.
We can make that
God, dude, those things have knocked me out of the shit so, uh...
Watch this!
Ha!
Here comes my sprout.
Look at my sprout.
There's my...
Oh, the sprout pod makes it on the...
What is that beeping noise?
Oh my God, I have so many pop rocks again.
Can you catch me?
easy
I got pop rocks
Next over here
Yo, why am I getting fucking bullied right now, what the hell is happening?
OHHHHH! HELP!
Yo, I'm not gonna lie, I just got solo targeted by a bat.
Three hits, it spawns a bomb and kills me.
I'm a little uppy, you guys might have to find a red spot.
You are down.
Oh, I'm getting close to that.
Oh, I got a pop rock.
I have an idea.
I have a bomb.
I have a bomb.
Yeah, maybe use the bomb.
Not the giant gun.
What?
Oh, my goodness.
Oh, my goodness gracious.
We polluted shit.
Reza, you exploded, Joe Barg.
You exploded it.
Hey, guys.
He's so nervous.
I might fall.
I might arrest him.
No, I'm digressing.
I'm digressing.
I have a phone here.
I have a phone here.
I'm standing here.
I'm standing here.
I'm standing here.
I'm standing here.
I feel like I'm perpetuating the same.
I feel like I'm perpetuating the same.
Damn!
What is that?
I'm losing my beat, damn it.
Here's my own charge for that side.
Hit it!
Hit him, hit him, hit him, hit him, hit him, hit him!
Fuck off!
Toe!
What did they land on?
Oh fuck.
I don't know I'm gonna go to this item now.
Hey, can you guys hear me?
Oh my God, that's just a lot of smoke.
Mega-fellows the worst item in the game.
Super-gottoboy, now.
Super-gottoboy.
Where's your dead body?
Oh, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go!
I've yeaped his bitch ass.
Don't worry.
I do not have another drone, guys.
I feel like this is a bit of a bad way to go well actually I don't know like I made it
I got a film jar oh nice nice nice and I think there's a team's crowd here we got an art
speed. There's so many items.
I am hungry.
Thank you.
Uh, I am almost.
I saw, I got the dude, I feel like we,
holy, this is free pop rocks if you, if you have open space.
Yo, should we just start drilling here? Do you think we should at least grab?
I just fucking hit it
You could actually just drill
There's a bat right there
You think you can hit it?
BOOM!
Shrek job.
I'm a from charge. You're gonna fucking run that.
You're gonna run all the way.
Let me get more prop rocks for a quick photo.
Alright, I'm coming.
What are we doing?
Wait, I'm just falling down here. It's a legendary ice.
I just got a drill launcher.
You safe?
Yeah, wait, I'm falling down.
A drill launcher. I got a drill launcher.
Wait, is this yours?
use it anyway I mean where I don't know I think we use it yeah like we're like
in a spot that's what I mean there's just too many items right now I feel like
they're helping us out so much at this level for some
Oh my god
Holy fuck
Oh my god oh my god oh my god
I'm gonna run, I'm gonna run
I'm gonna run
Oh my god
Holy shit
We're speaking uh, Chris at
I'm gonna throw this down actually
I kinda like that trend being
If it reaches us
Oh my god
Oh my god, please please don't fall. Please don't fall
Wait, where's that being sprouted that's the area we should go down
Yeah
You're fucking joking that's actually so lame
I'm actually
I'm here. Oh my god, this is fast.
This is fast.
This is fast.
This is fast.
This is fast.
This is fast.
The word's working, mate.
I'm alive.
I'm alive.
Where's the worm in?
I don't know, but it's near us but I'm running away.
I'm looting, I'm getting greedy, just for water.
I'm looting for energy right now.
No!
Oh
All right, so I blew up school start Joe Joe Joe you don't see something really cool. Yeah watch this
Guys watch this
Why is my cloud why a cloud in my inventory?
Why do you want a minimal damage?
No, but he's so close to the battle players spot. He should just go to that. Oh, I am where is that? How do you see that?
Oh, that's the result players are it I'll go there
Is milk just safe to drink or yeah, have you guys seen these bubbles?
The bubbles are so sick bro, what do you mean the bubble the bubbles of water?
Yo, you zip straight to that. I feel like you gotta be like
I like how they kick their feet I like how they kick their feet when you zip
what?
hit H?
welcome back
and Chris is alone
double, double res
double res
I'm going
we're going to come over
I'm going to save both of you at the same time
that was epic
that motherfucker
you're all football spiky
what are you doing?
I'm digging
All right, maybe I should have not been digging I'm still falling oh
My god my body stops right on the edge as I fell I died
My body fell so far just trying to get to the dog. Holy fuck. I don't break in this how far are you from the dog I?
Think it's you are
Above everyone else. I thought you were the one
Like 200 feet behind well, I'm trying to get to the dog for you guys
No, I'm saying why did I just take so much damage is you're alive I
I got resident I dug down and fell to my death trying to get deep yeah I'm gonna bomb
this shit oh fuck off man it's fucking bad swear bro let me let me get a safe little
path first I love the dingus dingus kind of useless right now there guns are
really useless you could go up for that rare right above you you see a rare
me yep straight up nope straight up yeah like nope not seeing it on my
screen man there's this okay face the other way face me face me face you me
face me we're around 180 right now oh there you are hey 180 oh is it right
there okay that's not nope oh yeah I got it that's not that's an on top all right
So what this is this dude, this is one of the best studies in the game. All right. Yeah, but face me
Okay
They see you I'm facing you
Are you just running away from you're running away?
Dude, I think that we're seeing a different direction. I'm sorry to God. All right. All right, bro
Literally go straight. I'm I straight you found me by the fray just turned on this is like one of my all-timers
bro face me and run yo you're literally running where am I my mom is I don't
think bro I don't think the direction that you are no around no I know because
they would face me face fucking face me you're facing me no you're not you're
not okay turn around now just go straight literally that's the blue
Yes, oh my god, you see it. That's rare blue is not rare
All right
That's not a rare I thought it was
Got it
Oh, second, I guess.
How are you alive, bro?
My hero.
Because I'm fucking good.
Joe, I died to a worm.
Can you resonate?
Well, I'm out of the dogs right here.
He's different.
Read the word, box me up!
I've got it, please.
Oh, wait, no, I'm right here.
Super get him all right now.
Super get him all right now.
Got him.
Super get him all right now.
Super get him all right now.
I was about to take a test break.
No pissing for you, Joe.
No T3.
I'm walking on the job.
Can we make it to this mass res guy over here?
Where's the puppy? Where's the puppy? Where's the puppy?
Yeah, we gotta be
Wait what did you find clean it
It's right over here
It's way far away
Yeah, I don't know why it's that far
Oh no
Just run, just run, just run, just run, just run, just run, just run
Running, running, running
Just run
Wait, are we near the, oh, see there's spawn all the rare shit
I guys gotta be in the gut, I'm gonna try to get out of the way
We gotta go so far down we're almost at the end now are we out? Oh, yeah, we're pretty close
Oh, we're in the end oh my god, wait is this a skull?
Yeah, it'll get you to the next layer quickly if you just sit down.
Yo, I got a res here, so.
We got a couple reses down here, this is awesome.
Oh my god, if you just run down this.
Wait, do you think if you stand on those sharp rocks, they damage you?
What the fuck is that?
He said random lava attacks?
What does that mean?
Fucker?
I just got a splash berry.
What was that?
A splash berry.
Oh, it's water.
I'm understanding the what Chris meant by the random lava attacks
I miss!
I don't know how important it is.
I'm going to need a tick tocker to close his mouth with his hand and point out where to have it to know if it's important or not.
That was the most OP Sprout I've ever thrown.
Most OP Sprout I've ever thrown.
Mark five, Mark.
I've ever thrown most op sprout I've ever thrown most op sprout I've ever thrown
All right, I don't know what it hit because there was no crown
It's just I'm kind of thinking our op sprout you threw it wasn't op
It wasn't so OP, my body's so gay.
It was not as OP as we had once thought.
What if I throwed it?
So Joe, don't throw.
No, it's an OP Sprout, it's an OP Sprout pull. Just walk down the Sprout.
Don't do it.
No, you'll be on the way to the bottom.
Then you'll be on the rest of the show.
We're just gonna go OP Sprout route.
I'm right down the way down.
What do you mean?
But like, no, you gotta reach the bottom of the Sprout.
I'm ready below it. It's the Sprout through it.
Oh shit well me and sneaker about like another 500 feet down super get over I know oh my god wait no super get able
Well, I don't know maybe catch the resin next time
What is happening? Why are you taking my item after I rescue?
Chris, could you let's me...
Yeah, I can let's you, bro.
Right over there, right now.
If I kill you, if I kill you.
Oh, I sure hope not.
Oh, oh.
Let's me.
Yeah, I'm gonna cure this, Joe.
There you go.
Watch out.
Oh, no. I'm stuck in the wall, brother.
That's a really good item. That's a really good item being in H.D.
How does this lob activate?
I think the little pods that we hit, like you see that one, right there?
Is it when we touch it or mine it?
I think when we get to the third.
Yeah.
I'm gonna archbeam a sneak, hold on.
I'm arch-beaming here.
So, if we break them, you think it doesn't work?
Come to this, guys.
There's a Razor Super Gettable.
There's like five fucking Razor.
Look at it, Jesus.
Yeah, this is awesome.
Oh my God.
Everybody shoot the Gettable.
That's a Gettable.
I'm gonna...
I'm playing...
I could throw out the game again, but I don't think we need to yet.
I'm gonna save it.
What is?
Oh my God, so many fucking...
Wait, is this the bottom?
I've got a lot of bait items right now.
Maybe a real item there, thank you.
Oh my God, double speed.
You shouldn't have. Can't you now?
I'll have all of it.
Sweeties?
You shouldn't have cantuna. I'll have all of it.
Sweeties, I'll have all of it.
Sprout, and I have more food down here.
Wait, I'm actually so prepared for this last stretch.
YOU FUCKER!
You're gonna try and ruin my run right now, you dirty bitch!
Get over here!
Hit him!
Knocked his ass out.
knock this ass out into the aplomb
fucking bad
yeah there's so much food and shit down here if you need food
oh cool are you low on that? be careful
oh my god
oh my god
We got to go down towards the dog, we're on the wrong way right now.
What the fuck?
Oh
Dude it is like wait i'm gonna throw an arch. Take that back. Take that back. I'm gonna throw an arch beam down here
This is gonna be actually the best play possible
Easy play easy play. Oh
My god easy run down
Yo, we are so close to the bottom it's probably 5,000 meters
Yeah, I got a rest I got a rest
Okay, uh
I'm afraid to say this bottom part here
They like bite your ankles
Hey guys, can you hear me?
Yeah, I can hear you.
Hey guys!
Long rain!
Guys, can you hear me?
I just got a backup photo.
Oh, that actually sounds like a rain.
I'm gonna jump up this spot guys.
Where are you?
I'm doing a remote VCE, but...
Hey guys!
Guys, where the fuck did I just go?
Guys?
Wait, wait guys, I actually did a backup photo.
I just got a backup photo.
Wait, wait guys, I actually don't know where the fuck you are.
Did one of you-
Hey, I'm an Asian shut up!
Wait, I threw in-
I threw in some shit?
I did, I threw in teleporters.
Oh, you just launched me into this, I'm scared and I want my mom.
No, but now you're gonna be on the catch-off.
Oh boy!
You have phone?
There's a bunch of bats, I'm scared.
They're trying to bite my toes.
He's so low about it, he's just laying in a foam jar.
Guys, I know what the bat's through.
They bite the ground under you.
They try to spleef you.
Is that safe?
Did he live?
Wait, wait, I can catch you, I can catch you, I can catch you.
That's right, it's a fart.
I'm going to make the jump.
I know where it is.
I know where it is.
Watch out, watch out.
I can catch you, I can catch you.
No, I'm going to go way further than you, hold on.
I catch you, I catch you, I catch you, I catch you.
Is he alive?
I catch you.
Yo, yo, there, Red.
See, see, see, Red.
I think he's dead.
Yo, what's up?
Yo, straight down, Joe!
See, Joe!
See, use the red text!
Yeah, go straight, like, don't let them kill you!
And you're gonna land right where-
Yo!
What is that motherfucker sneak?
Not going, yo, I'll catch you, I'll catch you!
Or was that a dude?
I'm done, I'll arrive, you guys!
It's a job done!
Y'all landed right on me, y'all.
I dropped it, I didn't drop like 304 meters, bro.
Jump straight-
Oh, I haven't needed to make a call.
You guys just jump down and die. I'll arrive you just jump all the way down and die, bro. Fuck it.
Just, just, just Kamikaze to the bottom, bro. I will arrive you.
Chris, where are you? Kamikaze down.
Bomb up.
Oh, you didn't fucking catch me Jack ass. What was that about because Chris was yelling at me about a reservoir
Wait, we are so close we're 300 feet away from the dog
But we're not at the bottom
How's the dog right here?
The bats attempt to squeak you by the way.
I don't know if you heard me.
They try to break the block under you.
Yeah, they start biting. They don't bite you.
Yeah, they bite the block under you.
How's he going to even...
What?
Bro.
Damn. Damn. Damn, Hail Mary.
More like ham, Mary.
They're all gone.
I
Died like I was asked to do
I was lagging. I don't know. I was lagging.
Did we just dig here? Am I tweeting?
Yeah.
Oh, I didn't see him on the map.
Oh, my God. He's right here.
What? What?
Wait, that's a hard one.
We're in a cat house. We're in a cat tree.
Oh, my God. It's a boss fight.
It's a boss fight.
There's a boss bar.
Wait, kill it! Kill it! Kill it! Kill it!
Oh my god!
Oh my god, wait I'm not going to get back to you.
Don't hit yes, don't hit yes, don't hit yes.
Oh shit, this is awesome.
Is the dog dead?
We fucking did it.
is the dog cat
we we fucking did it
we're in a cat's area now
yo that picture didn't turn out i wanted to
the cat's got a
why the cat got a blood hole
oh my god we hugged the dog
yay
wait i said that
i only got five punch
i got eight
this game is cool man
it's fun
we did it guys
I give it a 9 out of 10, bro.
Good game.
I'm terrible to Pete check.
What do you think?
Pete for this.
I don't know.
I think they're both good in their own right.
Like, oh, I switched back to regular VC, by the way.
I'm back in Discord.
Okay, okay, okay.
I'm back in Discord.
That was fun, man.
That was a good jam, guys.
I enjoyed that.
That was a nice look for like the five bucks we spent,
because it was on sale, I think.
Five?
I gotta pee over your back brother got it from the humble bundle scam website
What yeah, let me see that store page
It's like 10 20% off right now
Yeah, 20% it's only 639 right now
It's only eight dollars to begin with that's a fun little jaunt with your friends, dude
Yeah, that was really good. I like that a lot, but I also I didn't really like peek so I think that's why I like that game a lot more.
Peak is very like tedious.
It is very tedious. I feel like that was exciting that whole time.
Yeah, I feel like that whole time you're making big like leaps and in peak you're taking like tiny climbs.
Yeah.
And you have to like enjoy the slow burn of peak
There's Joe know he's mudded I'll be right back. I think he's also doing something. He's probably
He's probably doing I'm back. Oh, he's part. He's probably in his P break. I
Have so bad
I'll be right back in like a minute. He's still do we want to play that other game coach? Yeah, I'll play spider. Let word
Welcome back to the pop of me
Check me like 30 seconds
What should I title the Coachella React we did?
The hell of Coachella?
The hell of Coachella?
That would be funny.
But that would do bad.
Coachella reaction.
Yeah, you definitely know CTR.
Is Coachella actually terrible?
The most overrated, overrated festival ever.
Is Coachella a festival?
It's like a concert thing.
Yeah, it's a festival,
most ever rated festival ever Coachella bang bang easy title chat cinema absolute
cinema you like 30 seconds though
Is he doing a react not today without you to react today? I'm trying to figure out how the fuck to title this video that my editor sent me
but
We're about to play spider roulette now
tomorrow
Is a react day like 3-3-30 Saturday night live Sunday reacts food gauntlet
Monday food going promise from the charity stream for app cancer Monday Trevor project charity stream
I'm actually chat so knows up to 10k random games as well as maybe retro rewind
And then Wednesday or Tuesday a dead it dead as disco drops. We'll probably do some other random games, too
And then that Wednesday is going to be an early
Reacting and I'm going to seventh to the 11th filming videos with Jack, but then we're back running out scream
probably rest of May
Sorry, I'm just trying to fucking upload this. I don't forget
all
Okay, sorry, I just need to get that done.
Hello.
Amen.
Sorry.
I sent the code in discord.
Oh, shit.
Is everybody already in?
Yeah.
Yeah.
You see, um, you send a group that the phase boys made.
Yeah.
The core.
What is it called?
The core.
Core.
Create.
Yeah, I think it's really cool.
Yeah, core, create, own, run everything.
Yeah, I don't know.
Like, I think core is really cool, but I don't think it needs to be like create,
and run everything, you know what I mean?
You should be like the core.
Because it's like the core stacks.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, for sure.
Effectively.
I was asking Chat, do you think they're going to invite anybody over?
Kind of like they're their own gaming clan.
Like, obviously like Marlin's in it now.
But I'm wondering if he's,
I wonder if that's it, or if they're going to add other people.
I feel like Pac-Boy Max probably.
They're probably going to ask him maybe.
That motherfucker is not joining that shit.
Pac-Boy Max, Yana.
I don't know.
I'm going to have the take that you can't really
have more than eight without it becoming ass.
Like if you have a content group, yeah, phase got way too.
I mean, that's one of the reasons
phase originally died.
And then they caught back and it got better with the guys
that you remember, Faze being in modern day,
like Ron, Lacey and them.
But when they were just basically inviting anyone to Faze Clan.
Faze Poo-Poo, but who the fuck is that?
Yeah, it's when it was like, yeah,
they had like fucking 200 people in there.
I know that's when they got on the stock market, though.
And it was like, now it's like a company,
it's not even a group.
You know what I mean?
Yeah.
I like what they're doing, Ron, and I'm pretty cool.
Yeah.
I was like, Faze, kneecap, Faze, poop, Faze,
But who are these people, bro?
I invited you guys.
How do you know the sign in anybody else?
Famous, bro.
Even someone weren't even famous, bro.
Someone who had, like, my viewers.
And they were like, dude, I'm pretty sure they gave Snoop Dogg
a big position in phase.
And they were just giving him money to do nothing.
That was like, no, but that's why that company was just
like, burning money because they have, like, OG members
and then random people they paid to, like, actually
do not think and they were just getting like a monthly check.
Just because I know what their name on phase.
Yeah.
But it was like it was like you could tell the people that
were actually like supposed to be running it just didn't exist.
And it was just like random 40 year old that had no clue.
Just like, oh, let's just collect famous people.
Yeah, just try to get a thought up.
And it didn't help at all.
No.
But then they then they reverted to what they had
before, you know, they fucking tried to like screw all those guys out of the
contracts and then they laugh.
But yeah, and then I think phase would have stayed a thing if they just had
decent negotiation.
You see what banks did today?
Yeah, what did he he's dropping like new phase members?
Did he release that?
No, he did a new show.
He did his show.
He's going to go live every Thursday.
Like a fucking stock market, like fucking podcast type stream show.
Thank you.
I don't know what it is, but I thought that was the bit.
That's the big phase announcement is he has a stock podcast that's what I was watching bro. I got Jack Delrity. Just tweeted out four hours ago
I'm joining phase. I made a joke about that at the start of my stream. I
Was joking
Big phase announcement is that he's starting a podcast
I walked up and all I heard was me and Jack Dorian. I'm immediately worried. Wait, is that the announced chat?
What is the announcement?
Yeah, bro. He's gonna show I thought he was like I thought he everybody that I saw talking about it yesterday
I was like, oh, there's gonna be like a new group announced or some shit
Like a new group. He's doing he's streaming now every Thursday streaming at 4 p.m. Eastern
What the hell are we talking about? We're talking about the back shop boys. We're about to announce it
The backshot boys, what do you mean?
Bro, if we actually do that, all right.
Obviously, I don't plan on taking it far.
It's just that's playing games here.
But like, what if something does happen
and like, the brand reaches it up, bro?
Then they can choose the sponsor us or not.
That's not certain of backshot boys, dude.
OK, then they don't ask for the backshot boys
and they miss out.
Watch the cool names for a streaming group.
This guy loves going on chat TFT.
No, but let's see how bad the answer is.
Quad core four stack
Party of four lame four site sync squad
Just the lag for people trouble. This is terrible. Fortunately bad
Three out of four three fourths of white. Oh, yeah, we could be the boomer boys and Joe. We can be no
We can be three fourths of white
I guess like what I got about that three fourths white. Yeah
Yeah, you guys actually might be somewhat Asian after what I said, if you're coming with a group name Steve, I do think it would be a little disingenuous to just ignore my ethnic background, bro, that's three force white.
What an idea.
Oh, the four skins, the four skins.
Oh, of course, kid, what was that I can sign though, bro.
When I didn't sign anything, bro.
We can do it.
I feel like all I'm saying is we could make a four person
channel where I just fly up to New Jersey
and we just play shit like this in the same room.
In my hand.
Bro, I'm down, bro.
Upload less plays on YouTube.
Easy.
Sneak flies to New Jersey once a month.
Yeah, I fly once a month or whatever.
I would have to take one thing off of his table.
I mean, his table's spoiled.
I know, bro.
Joe would have to do anything else.
I would be having a sixth channel.
Oh, no.
God forbid it.
Like, like you're going to do anything like,
like you don't have somebody helping you with all of them.
Bro, I upload.
OK.
Yeah, they edit, but like, exactly.
That's what I'm saying.
Like, like you're taking on like the biggest part of it.
I'd be running the channels outside of our channel.
I don't want to talk.
That's OK.
You don't have to be running this channel. We one of us could
And
And I'll do all the work afterwards
I'm actually thinking of hiring a guy to change my OBS scenes for me
And I heard you talking about that shit and I was like there's just no way so no
There's guys that paid dude
There are people that literally pay for that and it's not even like in any desk thing like high-vives and jinx
You have it'll literally just be like a guy that controls your OBS and they're paying him like 30k a year
I'm like that's just unreal. I want that job. That's more than I'm here
You just want to grant on a geogaster of that
me did you really I was like we got like fuck last you got last you still got
six hundred bucks yeah we're getting it up Joe are you why don't you guys you
guys are decent at you why'd you get last in that because we got paired up with
fucking Ludwig and Cajun on the elimination one thing no but it is
because you guys got last in group.
You guys were fourth in your group.
You paired up bad because of the first seed.
How are we fourth when we beat JoJo?
You beat JoJo.
JoJo also had one win, and you lost on a draw.
JoJo won one.
JoJo won one, and you guys won one,
and they won off a tiebreaker.
So they got third seed.
You got fourth seed.
So you're just going against one of the best teams in stuff.
Yeah, we look like you smurfed our group placements.
But the round that we put in here is second bro.
We got bullshit.
Oh dude.
The second group?
We got put in third.
We had an idea where it was going to be.
Dude, the one against Ron and Lacey was really difficult.
And then the admins kept basically
accusing one of us of cheating.
It was one of us.
Yeah, it was.
It wasn't even that.
Like, he just kept being like, just a reminder, guys.
You can't look at Chad.
And all four of us were like, none of us have our Chad.
Bro, stop saying that.
Out of the night only.
It was so weird.
OK.
Did you guys see that Jason was straight up playing with Marlon and they're looking at the A&A's in chat.
It was really funny.
When playing with Marlon, reading chat, and still lost.
I wrote that on Reddit.
All four of us were like, we're all in E-Mode only and they like five times they were like,
just make sure you're in E-Mode only mode when you're playing against each other.
And we're like, none of us are cheating.
We are like round seven.
I'm like, how in the world would we be cheating?
Oh dude, we'll be seven rounds when you guys were playing in the initial group. I was crashing out, bro
We got in a lobby with agent and they the guy starts it
We get one round in we do like 4k damage in stuff. We're like, all right
We're done
And then it pauses and it says waiting for admin to start next round, but we sat there for like actually like eight minutes
Yeah, and I was like I was like what I was the first one. I said what's happening
Is he taking a shit and then they just click like we tabbed out another admin came in was like I can't start it
And then I just had to run our own fucking lobby. I was like that I actually started the game and then got up
And I was like and then we hit we had him again, and I was like
I hope he doesn't get it take a shit this time. I was crashing out though
I was
Hoping that you kept crashing you said
Oh, it's ruining my mental it was like he was like Joe's crashing out. Let's fucking go. We did we hit a flow
Say for a bit though. We're locked in on some of those games
It was funny that we scrimmed Jinxie and on a off rep and then we both got third force
Like I'm not even like making an excuse bro
There was like two games in a row where we had probably four out of the five maps a place that I've never been a
you. Yeah, like you're the
if Chris had that one, dude,
we would have lost. And I know
other than I barely play the
game and I'm back. Sneak is
not not much, but me. I feel
like there was somebody I had
some clocks though. You did.
Yeah, you did good. I must have
you did that. I found a few
like very last second things
for all of remember to record
your scare before we start.
Oh, you. I was hoping not to
even notice. What does that
mean? What when okay, so the
Bunch of red solo cops and there's like I think we each get one spider we place under it
And you have to remember where yours is and everybody else is in the goal of the game is to not pull up a spider
If you pull up a spider you get scared and you lose
And then you get like many cards kind of like a like a hard builder that like enable you to play certain things like skip your turn
It's kind of like you know, but if you have to draw it's bad
In this heavy guys before I think it's floating kittens actually I'm assuming you played before Chris
What should my scare be?
Looks like a funny noise I've committed.
Don't say moan.
Do?
Yeah, you're moan.
I'm not moaning.
Just scream?
Okay.
Why is it only in one ear?
Nobody hates you.
My screen has been recorded.
Oh hey man.
My screen has been recorded.
You guys are making me want to re-zoom on a self conscious note.
Oh I did one take.
I like the music.
Me too.
I think we could do that channel, bro.
I think that's super doable.
Yeah, I mean, I think we could also just have,
like, not every video would have to be IRL land.
Wait, wait, are we talking about the channel?
That's true.
I think it could be like a special thing.
Like, have you ever seen, like how, like,
like, Chuckle Sandwich as a podcast
would be like IRL sometimes, but mostly, like, online.
We could, uh, we could just do it as is
and then tell people if they make us enough money,
I can fly and be there.
You guys genuinely do that, though, like actually?
Yeah, of course.
Bro, I grew up watching us play channels.
You build the channel, do a little group video.
Game Grumps was like my main inspiration.
I would do nothing more than want to emulate them.
Did you do that, though?
Yeah, I think it would literally be a problem to be planning,
because I do what I do.
I have a main gaming and philosophy channel.
If we just told you, like, Wednesday night,
show up, would you?
Yeah, I would you have to work around like we would just plan like in advance like what
We already do that
Actively on YouTube you'd really
Realistically like do it like every other week and then just get like three to four videos out and then be able to post like once
That's super guys. That's super easy. We could just decide a day and like either all hang out early
And then we can all stream our own things later or vice versa.
Yeah, whatever you guys, bro, when I tell you guys, I'm fully.
Or yeah, or we can do it on stream and just, yo, I don't know.
I would be fully.
Took you a lot on your screen.
I don't think we do it on stream.
Yes, some of us really locked in.
Yeah, no, you could do required chat.
And then it's just specifically for you to.
Yeah.
If you guys are invested in that, I'm invested.
I'll send it.
There's plenty of games that are much slower and would be fun, like sandboxy games.
Yeah, like that would be great, like YouTube content that people would watch 45 minutes of.
Like prop hunt.
Like prop hunt.
Yeah, but like plenty of.
Yeah, like prop hunt is a great game that's for YouTube, but kind of like socks on string.
Yeah.
Like it sounds like a good idea.
CS go prop hunt.
Oh my god.
Yo, I love you, let's go, prompun!
I'm gonna make a game.
Have we never played CS prop on before?
Are we starting to shit or what?
Yeah, I'm down.
Yeah, fuck it.
Let's run it.
Is camp top right?
Is that chill?
I have my camp top right.
I'm gonna use my party to.
Top right, Randy right now, dude.
Yeah, I'm top right as well.
That's true.
We could do grounded 2.
Grounded 2 would be a much better YouTube series, if I had to ask me.
That definitely is a not-
It's just a slow burn game.
It's just very, like, there's a lot to do and there's a lot of-
Like, grounded 2 or fucking chop my nuts off and eat them.
I
Make sure you remember where your spiders are I already forgot the word
To begin it's
Oh
My god
I think you still have to draw a copy either way
Okay, so you guys see that oh, so we have three lives wait did we see what you saw I wasn't paying attention
Say what you fucking saw that's under a full horse. It's gotta be a rare
It's got the it's got the doctor strange portal dude. It's gotta be that's gotta be a rare fucking pole
Honestly, that might be a PSA 10. That might be a PSA 10 card. I don't know if you should use that.
I've got a check. How do I make it? How do I make it vertical?
Yeah, I couldn't tell you.
Whatever you mean, fuck this.
I'm opening up what's up.
Ah! Who was that?
Oh my god! Jesus!
Oh, I'm just dead.
Oh my god, bro! It's so loud!
That was mine
I was dude, I don't want to I don't want to forget. Okay, so I kind of thought it was just gonna let me see them
Not just fucking kill me. I thought it was like
What did you say, Ben?
What did you say?
I caught you in my web!
Hey, who?
Mine was much louder than yours.
Dude, an action pack sucks!
The cards are... okay, so I got bad...
I picked my own one!
No, there's bad cards!
I picked my own card!
Bro...
Ah!
What the hell was that?
I picked my own card!
What the hell was that I didn't wait I just realized I didn't hear Joe's at all
Joe's destroyed my left ear. It was so yeah, it was only my left ear. I heard nothing of Joe's
I just heard the characters being like oh, oh
What's the percentage under the pack? I think it's 55 percent. It's good 55 percent good card
I'll go for that
Check to
You got three hearts though. Did we already check these bottom ones or like what?
I gotta rip a pass.
Good shot!
Oh, you yellow-beard bitch!
Are we eggs?
What are we?
Oh my god, no double-step.
Oh my god, no double-step.
Oh my god, no double-step.
Oh my god, no double-step.
Oh my god, no double-step.
I'm gonna get fucked.
I'm gonna get fucked.
Why are you laughing at me?
Why are you laughing at me?
Bro, I don't know, people just got fucking double skips, I'm sorry!
You're c-
Who's that?
It's the regular-
Bro!
Who's screen- that's just a regular- I don't hear anything.
Yeah, I just heard- I just heard-
Oh, there's just a regular-
There's a regular spider? You're kidding.
Someone died here, bro.
I guess so, cuz like the-
You can tell the ones are mine, not- well, because of the voice line,
but also there's like a little blue cross on the back of mine.
Bro.
Those ones didn't have one. That one didn't have one.
Easy.
Oh my god.
Two heart warrior.
You're getting 44% flip.
That would have been my car.
No.
I'm going to catch him.
Oh my god.
You better pick wisely.
I'm going to catch you.
I love you. I need a good draw.
I'm dead.
What for?
He wanted a good draw.
I did get an achievement. I got an ultra rare card
Nobody went here
But I feel like it's now getting, I feel like it's the reverse.
Yeah, I was like a straggler at the beginning, bro.
I could have left him all in one spot.
Nobody would do this with a corner.
You just say that because I killed myself instantly, not knowing what was happening.
Yeah, I was like straggling.
None of us knew what I was doing, so you can't even say that.
Hold up! Sorry, hold up, hold up, hold up!
I gotta scan.
Seems like all the corners are safe.
That's one.
Gulp! Gulp! Gulp!
I
For three for fucking day you guys need to you guys need to get my third one. I want to get 63 percent
I think so, yeah
Every time someone doesn't grab it the good odds go higher I think
Once you pull it, yeah, once you pull it, it goes back down.
I didn't mean to just die.
I like the narrator.
I got poked.
W voice acting.
Ooh.
Well, that doesn't fucking matter, does it?
It's basically a step, though.
It's basically a step.
Oh.
Oh, danger.
Oh, right in the middle is the one went in the middle.
Oh, my gosh.
I might catch her in my web, dude.
Oh.
You're so close.
I'm too fucking good.
I'm too fucking good.
I feel like all that's left is Zucces.
I've got one more, pretty sure.
I have three more.
Any of us got Chris's 65%
this would not be the time to do that.
But whatever
Not too bad. I don't I'm almost certain. Oh
Goal
Wait, what does that mean? What does that mean? It just scanned them all did it stand there skipped?
There's two
They're good or bad
There's two spiders where you scan. How do you know that?
Because it told you it told you where you clicked right over there, and it said to I just heard saying to it
Two of those three cups are bad
Oh my god.
Oh that shit's bad.
That's bad.
Oh my god.
I don't know why I did that. That was mine.
I feel like I didn't hear anything.
Yeah, I don't know.
I feel like I didn't hear Joe's or Chris's, and I heard ours.
Bro goes for a cop. I mean, actually.
I'm a pussy. What do you wanna say?
I'm going to go for a hard pull.
Yeah, I'm gonna push in the wind here, dude.
Let's go, dude.
Fucking cack.
Wow.
Fucking cack.
Wow.
Pull her up.
Fine.
I'm gonna scare her cuck.
I'm scared.
I'm scared.
Alright, so, Zucie, you put a right one and there's one safe cop left.
So obviously, I pull a cack.
Oh, no!
Alright, well, the two, this is the safe one.
You sold.
Oh, fuck!
Oh damn. Oh damn.
Oh my god.
Holy shit. That's what's working, bro.
That one's shaking after me.
Holy shit.
Are we running that back?
Yeah, absolutely run that back.
Your mods run predictions.
What do you mean you I'm stuck on loading.
I'm also stuck on loading up now I'm going to re-record re-record what is buddy re-recording
I was re-recording his voice.
Oh my god, everybody is.
Should I re-record my voice chat?
But I don't know what to say, and it only comes in the left ear.
What should I say?
Yeah, banana bread.
Oh my god, that's actually fire.
Banana bread!
Banana bread
Banana bread, why does it only go through that year? That is fucking lame
Well, do I pull up my name is andur dingus the the song or not the song be at it
My name is andur dingus
I think this is behind the road.
Hold on.
My name is Andrew Dengus.
My name is Andrew Dengus, and I go south fast.
All right, is that good?
My name is Andrew Dengus.
No, that's perfect.
All right, I'm ready.
All right, I'm ready.
All right, I'm actually so sound.
I'm waiting for Chris.
What, do you guys pull out the classical music
while figuring out your recording?
Like what the hell took you so long?
You said classical music.
Oh, you'll hear.
You'll hear my scare.
All right.
Well, you said classical and I started fucking singing
Mariachi music.
Da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da.
That's crazy.
Yeah, that's so stupid.
That's crazy.
Why is Chris taking five fucking light years
to do a one and a half second.
It's going to be like.
It's going to be like a half seconds long.
It's going to be like a bad fine joke or something, too.
It's literally, it's not even two seconds long.
Hurricane tortilla
I really know her. He's gonna unck out dude
Zucie I texted you earlier and you did not respond and that's pretty cool
I guess but I got an inferno cape in 20 minutes
Yeah, oh shit, I got the I just took in the eldritch staff with the
with the thorns build and different nuts.
I'm gonna change my take on my uh-
Bro, oh my god.
Because I had the max damage on my crossbow,
I just crossbowed some 80s as often.
God, it took you fucking forever.
I'm gonna comment-
Nah dude, that took me like two seconds.
I did like-
I did like no four, four.
Do the max damage crossbow, it's fun.
The nukes are awesome.
Yes, I'm here building them, we do that.
My god, bro, let's go.
They're actually, bro, they're actually
shutting out about fucking, about like
World of Warcraft.
I took five minutes to-
Nah, bro, it was stuck in here
The water work out boys. This is great. I wouldn't stop up. You have real escape
We hide the same
Nope, I picked three random a spot
I did last one. What?
Click on spider.
It's cock.
You get the choice between just flipping a cock or opening an action pack.
Yeah, you're late if you got her cock.
Your first player you got to put out.
Well.
Let's just help you lose your spider under it.
Bro's actually celebrating first cock pole.
This 40 cups
Nervous right now to fuckers. Yeah, that's good
Corner. Oh, no, not the corner
Fuck you game you bum ass game give me a fucking regular average Joe ass spider. What the fuck
Fuck with that
Drop
There's a lot of spiders out there right now
Oh my god.
Alright, alright, let's see.
I'll be fucking shitting.
Fluck 4!
I'm opening.
Fluck 4 is so bad.
I know where mine are.
I'm gonna suck the red balls.
You know what? Please don't.
Please don't.
Wait, you only got three there.
Take the odds, baby. Take the odds.
I'm gonna suck the red balls.
don't need a flood for what
the guy's like that's kind of nuts they should make you do the last one
put three, put three don't work
the ship sucks, the ship sucks
put three, three and dude
oh no, I got a spider
it's a default spider though
there's another default one
why are there default spiders
oh my god you're fucking kidding
I like that the spiders are shaking
I got you
All right, let's see what's going on.
I don't know, man.
What's going on, bro?
Steak sags, dude.
Oh my god.
Bro, what was that?
Why was it just in my left ear?
Was that your joke?
Wait, how did you know?
I was probably the only left ear.
I don't know why I said my life, dude.
Yeah, I didn't even hear it, dude.
I don't even know why I said it.
This one's safe.
I said my name is Andrew Dengas.
I'm not that confident.
I don't even know what the fuck that means.
Andrew Dengas.
My name is Andrew Dengas.
That's a tough thing.
No, fuck Andrew Dengas, bruh.
Did you just get it?
Damn.
What about just hearing Andrew Dengas?
Cause you support helping
My name is Andy
Bro
Sounds like fucking Randy Marsh
Hot hot hot hot
Hot hot hot hot hot
Yay!
Oh hi J.A.N
What are you going to do?
Get back!
Action pack, too fun
Double flip
Damn it
Just fucking cheating, bro.
So read.
Joe is fucking cheating, dude.
These streams, he's got all four streams up here.
I don't have anybody's streams, man.
He's got all four streams up and he's got switch turbos.
Double flip.
I'm living in spite of it.
Oh, no!
No, you were in a shell.
I'm dead. You just got to sit on the spot.
Oh, you have one game of life?
Oh
That's chill you're right that's super good
Good coms good coms what a bunch of shit out of your butt
Watch this though. Watch this. Oh my god. Oh my god. You gotta enjoy history hearts history
I think you guys didn't understand wait, I feel like I'm the only one that sees this now
You got one heart here pal back back well you got to know yo 50 50 dude you take
Hell nah, I'm running out of time.
Take him out!
That takes one cup.
If I'm going to go on the island, please, please.
I'm a freaking spider.
Why in every country is that?
Oh my god.
See, how many did you put in?
Three, bro.
Come on on, um...
We got all of them?
That's a freaking spider.
That was off the room.
Oh, that was off the room?
That's a spider.
You're fucking stupid.
You're fucking stupid.
Oh my god.
I told you I told you and nobody was gonna know what he said
It's like a second and a half long
They only give you a second and a half
Well, why'd you take five fucking minutes?
I was working on it
was working hard
much bad at all
oh my hell bro you know what
you know what i'm not gonna take that
you win those you win those
you're an adjutant
why you scan the cups on the right side
dude 42% no you take that shit
and he gets the one spider
gg's he actually gets the one spider
no way
wow they needed that
do you think the spider's the code to do this
probably
I hope so.
Oh my god.
Oh god, this is bad.
That's my fourth one.
Oh my god.
Ah!
That actually scared me.
That actually scared me.
That was crazy.
That was fucked up.
I could tell it was a legitimate scare.
I'm a freaking fighter.
Please.
I'm going to jump scare you.
I
holy fuck
oh my god
it's him, captain dubbash
i'm good i'm good
i know what mine is
i know what mine is
oh shit
okay smurfing one more
are you sure that's the only one
oh my god
i think i'm him dude
holy shit
that was fucking epic
i think i'm him dude
41% chance. 41% chance.
DJs, one brother.
Wait, DJs!
Yes!
Oh!
Ha ha ha!
Did that sneak again somehow?
No, not mine.
We get to bed!
Why does that spider just web everywhere?
Do you know what that is?
Oh!
Can we play it again?
I'm getting off. Okay.
Oh, I'm going to go to the gym.
I'm going to the gym stream, guys.
I'm going to be happy to back down.
Hey, gym stream.
Don't re-record. Don't re-record. Don't re-record.
Oh, yeah. What?
Oh, my God. He's going to be definitely like 10 minutes.
Yeah, okay.
Motherfuckers.
Drew, XD, Cal, Hal for the subcoast.
Thank you for the three. I'll give it a three.
for the sub lemon norm uh sprix arc lost your wakom and cio thinking of three moldy for the five gifted squire uh dawson wakom jackie richie uh face prince blad idle space uh kakumbar for the sub it's for the sub hold up
hold up chat cochella is the hold up chat
I need to send this over while we wait for them to re-record.
Should I re-record?
Wait, hold up. I will.
Okay. I have an L, you think of this Ray?
What should I re-record it with?
What's funnier than Ander Dengas?
I don't know.
What's funnier than Ander Dengas?
I've been in the hills.
Okay, that's fine actually all right. I'm ready. All right. I think I know what you
I
Mean he's in there that's where he is
He can't do anything about it. That's just where he is
Big dudes
My name is Chris I put all my spies in the corner. I'm gonna forget where I put my top
Okay
It's gotta start it off with 53!
Of course I'm on 4th again, why is it me again 4th?
Well you're going 2nd now.
Yeah let's get the pack odds down to like fucking 20.
Uh-oh.
Just kidding.
I opened 1.
Wait, who won?
Wait, Zucie won the 2nd one, who won the 1st one?
I won Boke.
Oh you won Boeve?
Yeah.
I
Just realize that I got the worst fucking card possible first game immediately
Yeah, I'm just thinking about how fucked up that was they spider all over me, bro
I'm just gonna pick a random one though so you don't worry about it.
Now you forgot where your cup is right?
Oh my god that's just coming.
Interesting!
Interesting!
You're taking it in there now.
AHHH!
What?
I wouldn't say that.
That's sad.
That's sad.
That's sad.
That's sad.
I'm just gonna pick a random one though so you don't worry about it.
Oh my God, that's just gonna be...
Interesting. Interesting that you would go...
Uh... I'm taking a...
I'm taking a...
AHHHHH!
AHHHHH!
What?
What did I say?
What was that noise?
I didn't hear anything.
I didn't hear anything.
That was Cyrillic.
It was Cyrillic.
I didn't hear anything.
I didn't hear anything.
Sometimes I don't hear it.
Am I crazy?
I hear it every time.
I don't.
I hear it really loud.
I don't.
I don't.
I hear it really loud.
AHHHH!
What was that?
I literally did not hear that.
I literally did not hear that.
I do not even hear my own I want to hear my masterpiece
there. This is flying in the dark. He's gonna be straight ripping
past. What lives we got? Alright, sneak based on the life
total. I'm ripping ass. All Joe, where's yours at? Okay, top
left. Don't do that. Make don't make him pick which top
left top left if you make a big one that means bruh that there's two options for that one
there's two that are kind of tied that one no that one the most that one no not that one
trolling bro he's just that one bruh
whoa whoa whoa i didn't hear it i didn't hear it that's what i'm saying is it doesn't work at the time
Was it my I know the default one though?
Man, we're over 50% I'm taking it
Lucky, how are you getting out? What do you mean? These are good odds my good sir? I am in the hills and there are you two
What are you going to answer in the comments below?
Did you have a
Don't we record
Thank fuck make it 49 make it 49
Everybody's
The hell right side Andy. Yeah, he's coming it pussy. Yes
Action I said don't we record that's it. We and I don't know what job of the huts in the game, bro
Really
It's in slow motion
The sound effects sound effects. Yeah, you probably clicked it
He over flip it too terrible. Oh my god
I
Either want to go corner or met no one goes middle again, right?
That'll step you go you go one guy. I can wait at a right yet GGs
Holy shit.
Lock and roll.
Ha!
Hell pass.
FOOL!
Wait, you should just do one.
Oh, fuck.
It literally doesn't let me.
Nice.
Now, A, it makes you do a decent amount.
You have to do a minimum of three, it looks like.
You fucking terrible.
Yeah, no, no.
Send the big round.
Send the big round.
Send the big round.
Send the big round.
You got a giant cock.
You got a giant cock.
No!
You got wings, dude.
Wait, I'm doing that middle row, right?
I like that game that's fun
We've been slept a guys. Yeah, we really gotta talk about that channel like actually W sloppy