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Hello everybody, bloody gooood.
How is everybody doing on this fan fucking?
Tastic of the way I was gonna say it's Wednesday. It's Monday. How is everybody doing on this fantastic fucking Monday chat?
It is a goddamn charity stream today as well as a few other things as you could see
We have the table out today and the table means we're doing something special and
And what that is, is the food gauntlet.
We were originally supposed to do the food gauntlet yesterday.
However, I was very hungover.
And it would have been disastrous to say the least
if I had to eat gross foods
while I was already at base level nauseous.
So we are instead doing it today
as promised from the App Cancer Charity Stream.
Now, everything that we're going to be eating,
we talked about on the F Cancer Charity Stream,
except a few things.
There were like two or three items
that we kind of built in the food gauntlet
that I was unable to purchase.
One of them was the saltiest chip editor
for up an image of that.
I'm not really thinking that we really lost out
on the saltiest chip.
I only found one website that had it,
and it was like a Netherlands or European based company
that only shipped to Europe.
So I was like, it's just a fucking salty chip.
So instead, to replace it, I got canned baby conk,
which I think will taste fucking disgusting.
Packed with protein though, to say the least.
So we'll get into that at some point.
We're probably going to scale in grossness slash difficulty
as we go through this.
Also, the entire stream isn't just the food gauntlet.
We're also going to be doing gaming today.
And we're going to go, we have a few things.
We have stuff that is sour, disgusting, and spicy.
And we're going to, oh, and salty.
And we're going to kind of scale through those as we go.
And I'll explain what we go through,
I'll explain each item before we review them obviously because some things you might have never heard of. Also, it is a charity stream today
I'm going to be matching chats donos up to 10k a total total chat donos
So if one person donates 10k and then another donates five, I'm just putting 10, right?
But we're matching chats donos up to $10,000 today
I'll donate it at the end of stream and post it on my story to show proof
But we have a goal. I think a 5k we're raising money today for Trevor project, which is a suicide prevention
charity
Slap suicide prevention and crisis prevention charity specifically for people among the LGBTQ
I've worked with them in the past. They're a great charity. I do a lot of suicide prevention charities. I've done AFSP
I do 988 I've done Trevor project and we're doing Trevor project again today
We'll probably have another charity stream late May or probably early June if I to guess
I don't know for what also ban the people that are typing L or Lgbtq
I want to let you know you are not welcome into this stream and I do not like you if you are homophobic. I
Just want that to be known
Just so I kind of set up that barrier
I don't just because you like my content doesn't immediately mean that I agree with everything you think
So yeah, we're doing charity stream for also if you're saying L to that like I mean not only is that homophobic
You're also like advocating for for people to commit suicide, which is also fucking weird
To say the least so maybe like you know kind of
Internally reflect on that
But yeah, we're doing a charity for a charity stream for a Trevor project today
I will I will try to read every donor that comes in keep in mind
I'm gonna be eating gross shit for the first like hour and a half of today
So if it takes me a minute to get to your dono, I apologize
Also, if you are going to buy bits today
instead of that
Please just donate to the charity it comes up like a regular bit don't know what if you have them preloaded on your account
Or you want to sub just to continue a substrate. I get it. I'm just saying if you're going to buy bits
Instead of that, please just donate to the charity Riley for the sub noxie thinking of the three exhibition boy Trevor
I think it's either exhibition with Trevor Trevor project. I don't know the command, but it is pinned in chat right now
Round Riley for the sub noxie for the three Ian and ashore for the sub Darryl thinking of the one
It goes thank you for the three finished my copy. I want to send you finish my book
I want to send you a copy. I don't know how you do that man
CLR neck and matter of the sub Edward brought for the sub Noxie for the three Grinch and Louie for the sub
Gj thank you for the $25 donut to Trevor project you motherfucking goat. Thank you for the don't know Grinch and Louie for the sub
It's in J&M. Thank you for the sub
AK mag dust wheat cam Ivan a giant keep Foxy real for the sub
80s for the 10 to Trevor project for going through something do not hesitate to reach out W
message Adrian for the subsharky no vodka and Adam taking the sex mr. For the two mon
Deadly Riley and round for the sub rice Ian
Uh, it's not as well. I already read those Tyler. Thank you for the 25 to Trevor projects as well
Love the content all the charity streams you do keep it the great work life is worth living
Please read it off to somebody if you need help W message Adrian for the sub this and take it to the center
You're gonna be playing battlefront two. No
Okay, it's May 4th may the 4th be with you. Yeah, no
No, sorry.
No, we're doing this,
and then we're playing two different games,
or three different games.
We're playing like a horror story game called I Fell for Her,
a sim progression game called Hamster Hunter,
and then we might round it off with Retro Rewind.
We'll see how long the first two take.
If we don't do Retro Rewind today, we'll do it tomorrow.
It's one of the two we're definitely gonna play rachel rewind like one or two more times
But I do want to let you guys know yo JT
Thank you for the 25 gift it's appreciate the fucking subs thank you for the something with the 25 gift it's chat also PSA
I do appreciate the subs is not as well
And I know people want to give subs too
But if your gift the subs or anything like if you plan on spending money on today's stream just give it to the charity
But thank you for the fucking subs. I do appreciate that
Rodin, thank you for the 50, to Trevor Project,
explains he think of the 555 type for the sub rock,
for the sub big, thank you for the 5,
excellent, thank you for the three.
Is there a link to donate to X-Lation Boy,
Trevor Project, it's pinned in chat right now,
TT and Mac, thank you for the sub,
muted in the last half of the sub,
dissent for the 10, but yeah, no,
we're not doing any May the 4th stuff today.
Crap, thank you for the 5, Oliver for the 111,
and Devin, thank you for the 10, to Trevor Project,
this could help somebody always,
I'll remember that life is worth living,
even if it's for one person, W message,
gave him, thank you for the 25,
keep it the great work, love it the shrooms,
to get through these last years. Thank you. You can't take it with us. Chats? Chats?
Here's the schedule. Obviously, charity stream, whole stream today. I'll read out donors as I can.
And I'm matching donors up to 10K. Food gauntlet right now. Random games after. Retro rewind.
Retro rewind either today or tomorrow. Debt is disco drops tomorrow. Random games tomorrow
like 330 EST Wednesday, I'm gonna be like super early. I know it's a weekday. I'm gonna be live at like 11 a.m
I'll be live for like two and a half three hours
We're doing a short react day and then I'm gone from the seventh to the 11th
I'm filming a video with Jack Pembroke one for my channel one for his channel
I'll be posting on YouTube bomb gone, but I will not be live when we're back
Directed 80 20 drops that'll probably take two days to play. We're gonna play that the new fucking dark anthology series game
We're gonna be playing that subnautica two drops. We're gonna be grinding that
We'll follow the light drops some other fucking horror games 007 drops as well
We might be doing a bro v. Bro in a driving wheel sim game day and other day as well
So the reason I'm saying that is we got a lot of gaming for when we get back
hence why we're doing a lot of just chatting slash
Main channel content right now because there's a lot of game releases when we're back
And I'm filming a video for the main channel as well also
Either today or tomorrow might be the last retro rewind day
I said I was gonna beat the game, but
Subnautica 2 and dark anthology and all these other games dropping. I'm not gonna delete the game
I'm gonna keep it, but it's gonna be shelved. I'm just letting you know
I do love the playthrough even if it doesn't perform as well on YouTube as some other shit
I do love retro rewind, but but
Like retro rewind and content king. They're getting shelved bro. We're not playing those
Instead of sub not I'm playing some notica too. Okay, we're playing directivity 20
I'm gonna you know, like I might return to them at some point but for for the meantime where we'll probably play like one more time
Why I just said jackass
Jacob thank you for the 25 to Trevor project chef
Thank you for the 10 of a theater director at a 16 year old boy commit that is very sad right in the chat
Then his father then his cousin all within the same week. That is horrifying dude
I'm sorry that you had a fucking deal with that and that's so sad that that even happened
That's what I think of the time
You're never alone Malachi thinking of the same girl just told me she doesn't love me anymore
There's no issues for anybody else going through stuff like that. I'm sorry to hear that man. I hope you're all right
Mars thank you for the 25. I took psychology of death and dying this semester Trevor Project was what I use in research assignment
That's awesome spirit. Thank you for the five you really helped me along with the 988 helping me get the courage to get the help
I'm glad that you're getting the help you need, bro. Christopher, thank you for the 10. Marco, thank you for the 10.
As a gay, intersex, made of color. I've been suicidal since I was nine. I fought hard for 11, oh, for 11 years of my life.
Life is worth living. Thank you so much. Well, I'm glad I'm able to help and I'm sorry that you've been dealing with that your whole life.
I hope the battle's been getting easier. I didn't thank you for the one. Christopher, for the 10. Ethan, for the 123.
Happy I'm by whether or not my family accepts it. I got thank you for the 25. Transluted here. I want to say thank you so much for
Charity events like these. I hope you have an amazing stream. Thank you
I think of the donut rock thank you for the cent segment of 20 right for the sub little thank you for the five
One of my good friends committed suicide due to bullying she was lesbian. That's so sad
Repetitive chat as well
Means a lot to me. Sorry. I can't give much money. Don't apologize. Any don't know is appreciated
I want to say that as well every time we do charity streams people donate like a $5 $10 would be like oh this
Oh, I have I do your donating money to charity, you know dollar fucking 50 cents. That's awesome
You know, like, I'm not upset if you're like giving $5.
Don't, you know, count yourself out and say, like, oh, this isn't helping.
Any amount of money is appreciated.
Tech, thank you for the 10.
First charity stream, mainly a VOD viewer.
WStream, W charity.
Natalie, thank you for the 3.
Somebody deals with the progression.
Thank you for watching the story.
It comes to my days.
So, thank you for the 5.
WLGP, thank you for the suicide prevention.
You drove me into inspiration for 2 bucks.
I wrote. That's awesome. Windex, thank you for the 3.
I plan to be an EMT. That's awesome.
John, thank you for the 5. Christopher, thank you for the 10.
Apple, thank you for the 3.
Are thinking for the one long for the sub crazy thinking about the 25. He's amazing. He being love Joe
Still ought to think of the five. What's your next stream of work? Don't know hearts
They give us a pretty cool Frankie for the hundred to Trevor project my goat
Let's go charity stream day pretty cool Frankie W. Pretty cool Frankie much out of pretty cool Frankie love pretty cool
Frankie thank you for the fucking don't know brother RK thinking of the 18 to
Trevor projects as well can't think of the three budget for the hundred to Trevor project to
You're the go man. Love you to you and chat you matter and you know that you are love W message
Andrian thinking of the 10 typical and back for the sub anonymous for the for Libby for the 15
You make such a difference more than you think W's. Thank you Libby
I don't know if that's Libby meaning my mother a different lady, but either way
Thank you Libby for the 15 but plug. Thank you for the fuck. I thought it was a 10 but plug
Thank you for the hundred dollar down at a trap or project
You typed out your username but plug trunk. Is that your twitch username because you had a type of different
I'm gonna ignore that thank you the hundred don't know try to Trevor project but plug
Doge and zone with the sub bacon for the subject they give it to send both a give it the one
Crunchy think of the three bacon for the sub a nimbana and think of it at 25 as an L2 pt
You're a person who tried to anything for everything you do. I'm glad I made my health
I'm glad you're still here definitely give it a 10 and the 25. I think I already read that shown for the 555 play think of it
then
Thank you for doing the charity streams about your boy died from suicide so sad
That is very sad. What do you like somebody you knew? What do you mean?
I wouldn't take it with a 15. Kitted for the sub. Miami for the sub. Meet, taken with a 5.
Doing a charity project. Would you ever consider doing one for National Children's Alliance?
I don't have to look into it, but I'm usually done to do most charities.
Hell, take it with a 3. How do I forget my ex? It's been 3 weeks and it seems like it's not
getting any better. She lied about changing her sexuality to get out of the relationship
and then 20 days later, after the breakup, she found someone. You're keeping up with her life
And that's part of the problem. You got to start ignoring her ass
Don't don't keep in contact with her
Just ignore her entirely, you know I mean like block her on everything out of sight out of mind
Obviously like you're gonna have to find some like inner
Searching to like get over it as well. It's gonna take some time. It's gonna be more than three weeks
But on top of that you're only elongating the time that you're gonna be stuck on that person if you're constantly interacting with them
Juice, thank you for the 50, TJ for the sub, X11, thank you for the 10.
Live with a life that's always worth living in the long run, never be afraid to reach out.
TTV, thank you for the 3, K-NUTS for the 5.
Alfie, thank you for the 25, promise it does get better.
T-Tommy and Big for the sub, Hunter for the 3, John for the 5.
Windex, thank you for the 3, Salt, thank you for the 5.
Tech, thank you for the 10.
Connor for the 50.
Bumplug, thank you for the 3.
Deft for the sub, Bumplug, thank you for the 3.
Carly for the 100 to Trevor Project.
Remember, everybody knows that you, existing as you are, is the most amazing thing you can do.
Grace, thank you for the 10.
Love the things you do, love the charity streams, show people you care.
Crazy thinking of the 10, thinking of the nation's chat is love.
Chase thinking of the 10, Zoro thinking of the tier 3,
Azur for the Sub-Leandre for the 15, Kyle for the 1, Little thinking of the 5.
Also for the Sub-Own for the 15, Blake thinking of the 10,
Sean for the 5, 55, TCD thinking of the 3.
Chat, if I don't need Jonas for a bit, we're about to start this.
I'll try and catch up to them as we get through each item.
But if I'm unable to read your full message, I do apologize,
but I will try to read every single don't know that comes in.
It might just take me a little bit.
PMT thinking of the tenant ostrich with a sub TTV for the free chat. We are already at a thousand two hundred and forty dollars to trap a project up in the fucking chat
Let's lock in
To start off this lovely food gauntlet
You guys said that I should do
something that
N and J metal
The Grand Wizard the man
The myth of legend the YouTube legend M&J metal. I'll actually pull up his video real quick just to show
Awkward hello, and I'm live. Thank fuck. Oh my god. I just tabbed out of my stream
Um, hold on. I want to pull this up
Pickle Pepsi
No, it's not pickle Pepsi Pepsi hot sauce. He's also done pickle Pepsi, but I don't own pickles
How are you doing today? This is gonna be a very good and easy video
See maybe a little bit more
See
What's the ratio we got going on here Pepsi to hot sauce because I'm gonna match this
This is probably the easiest thing we're doing today as well
How much did he do?
Oh god, he opened the cap.
Simple and easy.
Do you think he actually drinks this?
Like do you think this is like a casual soda he's enjoying on like a Sunday afternoon?
Yes?
Also, I gotta say this is probably the first time I've ever bought Pepsi not at a restaurant
for this video.
I've drank Pepsi a lot. Oh, no, I bought I've bought cherry Pepsi's before I do love a cherry Pepsi. Pepsi's is a lot of hate
I think it's not as good as Coke
But you know, it's like if you're in the mood
So we got a hole we got off my my big fucking beer glass here
And I've gotten some Texas Pete hot sauce my mouth's watering
I do love Texas Pete hot sauce and I do like Pepsi so I don't know if this combo will be good
I don't think it'll be good in in soda
Or how much I should do
like a lot I
Put I put this on my eggs by the way big up Fanta. Yeah, can we get a ban on that guy?
We'll just do the rest of the bottle
We'll just do the rest we'll just do the rest of the bottle
You got to mix it up.
The whole thing?
Well, no.
It was a half empty.
Oh, wow.
That's like actually like real colored.
That turned brown.
Oh, God.
I don't know.
I'm kind of expecting to not even really taste the hot sauce and kind of just feel the spice,
like a spicy margarita chug it.
I'm not going to chug it.
I'm going to sip on this.
for the string. Never mind. Never mind. Never mind. Never mind. It's not going to be.
Oh, yo, that is. Okay. Now, I, that was a little, a lot more off putting than I thought
it would be. The hot sauce is very, very forefront. I thought it would be kind of like an after
taste. Like if you've had a spicy margarita, forefront margarita mix after math, you're
They're like, ooh, taste the spice in my throat.
No, this just tastes like Texas Pete.
I'm tasting Pete right now.
It's not like gag worthy.
It's just not good.
It's just it's not chug it.
All right, I'm not going to chug the whole thing,
but I'll do some big gulps.
Cheers.
I'm not a fan of that. I'm not a fan of that at all. Wow. Wow. I am. I'm a J metal. I, you know, I don't know what he's doing.
Or why, you know, I know he did pickle Pepsi as well. And that might actually be like more, I guess, taste worthy. Just because people, they actually sell it.
Just because people they actually sell that at like fucking fast food places, but yeah, that's it. That's it's getting it to
That's not good. It's not good. It's not disgusting now. It's just not good
The only other like I
Guess easy thing we have
We've been booze. Oh, should I show you guys what we have?
Let's do a quick run through we've been booze
Vegemite, which I've tried
The canned baby conch
We have the saltiest candy in the world
This was in replacement as well for the saltiest ship
That is all salt. It's the saltiest licorice black licorice
Also, I don't really think any of these. Okay. I think if I get a bad bead booze all I might gag. I'm not gonna lie
The whole baby conch, do you think the shell's gonna be there?
If the shell's there, that's probably gonna be a lot more off-putting.
I don't think any of these are gonna make me gag.
Now, this, on the other hand, is a thousand-year-old century egg.
Or, not a thousand years old, a hundred-year-old century egg.
And these are visibly rotting on the inside,
and I think this will probably potentially make me have to run to the bathroom,
aka go vomit.
Um, so I'm not looking forward to that
We also have whole freeze-dried chicken hearts
That's probably gonna be pretty gross too. I think these might be dog other dog treats
Okay, so a part of the food gauntlet is dog treat chicken meat
So that's great
Yeah, it's just literally freeze-dried chicken hearts. I have a daisy would love these
Chicken arts aren't bad at all. Yeah. Well, these are dog treats
Then we have uh, I think this is supposed to be like one of the sourest candies, it's like a black sour bomb
The packaging doesn't really do it very well. Oh, I forgot about this
Hot monkey nuts black dude that okay that pickle Pepsi's actually like making my stomach feel like shit
Black Widow's Bite Hot Monkey Nuts and
Sour Pickle Balls. This isn't really a food gauntlet thing. I just think pickles are gross and I think that'll be really gross for me to eat.
Oh, and then I also have a video of me opening Sir Sraming.
The reason I didn't do it on stream is
because of Bobat, W. Bobat actually, and chat as well when I asked.
I planned on opening it in this room and I thought that it would be, you know, just gross and then come to find out that, like, if you open Sir Strumming inside, it is like, it smells for, like, weeks.
And it sprays everywhere. And so, do you guys want to see that video now or later? I'll show the Sir Strumming now.
Let me pull up that video. I didn't eat it
I have free will and I understand that this was a part of the food gauntlet chat
It was the most off-putting smell ever
Ever and I'm not like I'm not I'm not joking when I say that like it was just like yeah, okay
Let me pull it up
What a liberal yeah, what a pussy liberal
can't even eat sir strawming.
Hold on, I gotta pull it up.
I had Jericho splice it together.
God, that pickle Pepsi is really bad.
Or not pickle Pepsi.
That Pepsi hot sauce is really bad.
Ugh.
Hey, everybody.
We are live from my friend's shed.
Yeah, I had nowhere to eat this.
And I needed somewhere that I could problem my phone.
It made the it made the shed smell for like three days. Yeah, I'm standing in a shed.
Hey everybody, we are live from my friend's shed where I'm going to be eating possibly one of the
most disgusting things ever. Sir Stromming. I I thought I went into this going I'm gonna
them probably not eat it, but I need it. I need to get a walk through the smell. And
I obviously you've probably seen videos. Also, this was $35. This can of rotten fish or fermented
fish is $35. It's crazy. I've seen videos of people eat it. I've seen videos of, you
know, people gag and throw up eating it. And usually when they crack up the can, they immediately
like gag and I was like, ah, I can't be that bad.
Peek the can, if I'm being honest,
I don't think I'm actually going to enjoy this or strumming.
I don't think I'm even really going to eat it.
How I perceive this going down is I crack open a can,
gag, maybe vomit, and then we move on.
I've watched a lot of videos of people eat or strumming
and most people tend to vomit right when they smell it.
I had to put that, I still have that can of her.
I had to put that can opener in the dishwasher twice.
I had to put it in a trash bag, bring it back home,
and put it in a dishwasher twice.
It smelled that bad.
It explodes, spoiler alert, it explodes all over my phone.
And I washed my, like I didn't physically wash my phone.
I had to wipe my phone down with like wet wipes,
and I put like soap and a little bit of water,
like nine times and it reeked for like two days.
I don't think it was going to explode though. I thought when people have it explode. It's like the can bulges
Bruh just watch differently. I
Don't want to drop it. Oh
No, I can't cut you gotta see the whole thing. How should I do this? I don't know. Oh
Oh, it's juicing a little bit
Juicing out a lot you can see it right there it's dripping everywhere. Oh
Oh, that really smells.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God, no.
Oh, my God, no.
Oh, my God, no.
I was going to fight up for the video.
It's so much worse.
I barely...
I'm actually trying to not breathe.
I'm really...
Oh, stop.
This is going to make me gag.
This is actually going to make me gag.
It's gonna make me gag watching this dude. It was no I'm like remembering the smell
No, this was like an awakening moment for me here. I was like why am I doing this?
It got on my fucking phone. I'm doing it. I'm not doing this. I'm not doing this. Hey,
we did the food challenge. We're probably solving you all this other shit. I have free
will. I'm saying no. I'm saying no. Jesus Christ. I also forgot we have Bulldog Ramen.
I already had to make it and I got to reheat it for the love of the game.
I literally I'm not actually doing pretty good.
I'm going to throw up.
I open the okay, bro.
The best way that I could describe the smell is like, have you ever been at
like a fish market?
Like a man, I this is the way I described it to my friends in Brooke.
you catch a fat catfish. Big one. You cut him open, fillet his guts out, and leave
him in a in a hot room for three weeks. Never open the door, and then walk
in randomly. Like the smell fills, fills the room. It's that bad. I'm gonna show you
the fish and that's it. Okay. I'm not eating it. I'm not. I repeat. I'm not eating it.
It feels like a trash can at a gutting station. Worse. I used to go offshore fishing when
I was younger and I've been like I've gutted fish. I've smelled fish intestines and chum.
Like it smells really like chum, but like if it sat in a bucket for three weeks and
You just never touched it. I don't know where the fork went. Hold on.
It's like dead bodies. Okay, here we go.
It is like just genuinely, it's just genuinely, oh Jesus Christ, I don't have the other fucking tub.
Dude, and it smelled so bad that I was breathing through my mouth, and it's still, I still smelled it.
On oh my god, it's just fucking rotten fish. You can see it pulling I can't even
You can see it pulling oh my god
Okay, okay, okay
Editor cut this I got it. I got poor I threw that shit my friends trash can right after I was done too and the next day
was trash day and I was so I kept thinking like dude when whenever the trash guys come
I'm wondering if they're gonna smell this because like through the trash bag you smelled it
I gotta pour some liquid out I have to pour some liquid out oh my god
I can't do this oh my god you're acting bro I'm not yo yo you think I'm acting you think
I'm acting look at that shit look at that shit you think I'm fake gagging you think
a fake fucking bro that is a much foul thing ever like I there's no part of me
no part of me was faking that I was jet jet bro any motherfucker saying I'm
faking that buy a canister straw me and just open it open it in a closed room
Stop everybody. Oh my god. Stop. Oh my god.
Oh my god stop I should have watched that
I
Should have watched that after why why did I watch this before the fucking food gauntlet?
Okay, well let's I don't know what order we should do I think I should I think I should scale
Let's start with Bean Boozled.
Bean Boozled's pretty weak.
Everybody's done Bean Boozled.
Bean Boozled, yo, I feel like it's the most relatable thing
that everyone wants to play Bean Boozled.
And you're so hype about it until you get one that's ass,
and then you're immediately like, OK, I'm done.
I have multiple times played Bean Boozled with my friends
who are like, this is awesome.
And then you get vomit.
And you're like, okay.
Okay.
K2 for the sub, Bellach, thank you for the three.
Lastly, I got a really high and hungry,
actually all my edibles.
Max, thank you for the 10.
Sending you the sub, Nodya, thank you for the two.
Alton, the atom, mint, thank you for the 10.
Batman, thank you for the five.
Shadow, thank you for the sub, Leon, for the 10.
Shuby, thank you for the 10.
Lambo, for the 10.
Drobar, for the sub, Skeena, thank you for the sub.
Seb, thank you for the 10.
Elliot, thank you for the five.
Hold up, let me try to read some of these demos.
Thank you for everything you do.
Was in a darker place.
It's never the solution to commit suicide. I know people who commit it. I hope nobody else has to go through this
You're gonna group of clippers. I'd love to clip you. I'm not I'm not paying clippers
How to few peers commit suicide junior senior year of high school rep of the chat
Sorry for your loss, man. A lot of streamers the space for homophobic transfer. Thank you for making the space less toxic supporting the lgbtq
Thank you
Maintain him with the sub. Yeah, dude. I don't know I start stream. I go we're doing a Trevor project charity stream
There's a bunch of fucking losers going. Oh LLs would be to you and chat
Get the fuck out of here, man.
How are you watching me?
People watch me and not know, like,
bro, what do you just think?
Like, oh, this guy looks like he's homophobic.
I guess.
I don't know.
And then they're shocked when I'm not.
Like, I don't know.
Come and think of it the one doctor,
think of it the 20.
Bobby for the sub.
Any type of diabetes charities?
I've done diabetes charities in the past.
I would do one in the future.
But I don't know when.
Think of it a hundred rare YouTube sighting. I'm so thinking of the cent camera of the three price
Thank you for the three on dog for the 20 anonymous
Anonymous for the thousand dollar donut Trevor project
Who the fuck who the fuck sent that thank you for the fucking thousand dollar donut of the Trevor project
What the fuck we're now at $2,942
submits to think of it for the five butt plug for the 25. nog for the 20. helix
saying give it a 105 vs W charity stream. Jennie saying give it a 4 lord for the
5. Tobi for the sub dev of the 10. Daniel for the 10. juicebox thank you for the
50. muta for the 25. Jake for the 50. Anonymous for the 10, loving thank you for the 3.
Leo thinking for the 25 is an AA thinking for the 10. tzb for the 3. Grace
saying the 10. Crazy thinking for the 10. Perth thinking for the 10. Connor thinking
for the 50. Beth thinking for the sub Definitely 100. Austin thinking for the 25.
That's part of the sub anonymous for the 100 as well.
What the fuck?
Why are people anonymously donating?
I mean, it's up to you.
I don't want you to feel pressured to like put a username,
but like I feel bad, I can't shout you out.
I'll thank you for the sub hex,
thank you for the five juice for the sub.
Milky, thank you for the cheer too.
Thank you to the anonymous people or person
that has been donating while thank you for the 100 as well.
Why am I grabbing the can opener?
Jesus, all right.
Bean Boozled.
You know it, you hate it.
doesn't that woman kind of look like the hawk to a girl I always think that when
I see the bean boozled thing I feel like I buy bean boozled like every three
months play it like two times and then throw it out because it's fucking
disgusting actually disgusting how many should I eat of these we have option wise
juicy pear or booger strawberry banana smoothie or dead fish berry blue or
toothpaste that's a cop out that's that's a cheap one. Cappuccino, liver and onions,
peach and barf, pomegranate or old bandage, and top banana or wet dog. We also have licorice,
burnt rubber, to some marshmallows, stinky bug, 2D, 3D stinky socks. Ideally, I think I do three
spins. Five at a time. Let's do five spins and I'll eat all five at once and then we'll move on.
Ideally, I get berry blue and toothpaste five times.
That's not going to happen.
Realistically, I'm pretty sure I don't want barf.
I don't want barf.
Old bandage I could swallow, wet dog, stink bug, burnt rubber, burnt rubber, burnt rubber,
not bad.
Not bad.
Wet dog, not bad.
And then I think I could probably also rip old bandage.
Liver and onions knocked right.
All right, first then.
Okay, it's in between Barry Blue and Dead Fish.
We'll count that as a re-spin, because I'm not gonna,
you know, you guys are gonna say Dead Fish.
We're gonna re-spin.
Okay, that doesn't count.
There we go.
Cappuccino and liver and onions.
Awesome.
Awesome. Awesome.
Awesome.
It's always hard to find which one is the color of the thing that you're looking for.
Some are like really easy and then others I'm just like, I feel like I just grabbed the wrong thing.
Alright, licorice and burnt rubber.
Ideally, I get three good ones and two bad ones.
Does anybody know the statistics on fucking...
What's it called?
Beanboozled?
I got Marshmallow and stink bug
Like if I get three good ones, I think that'll mask the bad ones. It's dead 50-50. Is it really peach and barf?
That's probably one of the worst ones
You think I could test
You think you could smell them
One of those is bad I think that toasted marshmallow one stink bug
This fucking spinner sucks. Another black licorice.
Can I please throw a berry blue in there for freeze?
I already have five.
I get one berry blue. I have to eat all these at once.
I get one berry blue for toothpaste. No?
Alright, fuck you guys. I'm gonna eat all of them after.
Alright, fuck you guys. To celebrate,
All right, here we go.
Wait, what do I have?
I have black licorice or burnt rubber,
barf and peach, toasted marshmallow, stink bug,
and then, oh, liver and onions.
I really hope I don't get liver and onions.
All of these are bad.
No, the two burnt rubber ones,
even if I get one at a time,
should I do one at a time or all at once?
We'll do one at a time.
First one, licorice or burnt rubber?
It's burnt rubber.
It's burnt rubber.
Not great.
Not great, not bad.
Surprisingly sweet.
It does taste like a tire. It tastes like the smell of a tire
like a rush
We're one for one right now one for one
More good than that. Oh, why did I eat those two first those two were like the only good ones
How do they manage to make that I was asking the same thing do you think they put like liver in it?
like an essence I feel like it has to be like an extractable juice well they're
not like extracting vomit it's probably some sort of pheromone and taste that's
similar to the taste of vomit peach or barf
okay I don't give a fuck if these two are bad too good too good two and one
Two and one.
Liver and onions or what?
Oh, cappuccino, the fuck is that gonna taste like? Probably a cappuccino, stupid question.
Well, I already know it's gonna be cappuccino, so.
You know, it's crazy. I think I've gotten better at eating actually disgusting shit.
Like when I was younger, that probably would have made me vomit. That was disgusting. It
Those liver and onions.
Stank bug or marshmallow.
Spoke a little too soon there.
Spoke a little too soon there.
I got a wop.
I can't, I got to finish it.
I got to finish it.
Oh my God.
You drank your own piss before?
You have a drink of your own piss.
Like if one of these was piss,
I would be spinning that one constantly because that one, that's not that bad.
Piss is like salt water.
Toss a marshmallow or steak bug.
Three for two and we celebrate with the berries.
Beautiful.
Beautiful.
5 more spins? Fuck you, we have a million things to review.
I'm not swallowing these, I'm letting you know that.
I'll chew them up though.
OOOOOOOOH! Down that!
Yeah.
No.
The first one I cracked was bad
If I inhaled I would have thrown up. Oh my god
Some jackass said food waste yeah, cuz that's how that's how we're gonna save the world is being boozled
That's how people are gonna get their their calorie intake
Oh food waste you could have given that to a homeless person. Yeah, cuz I'm gonna give a homeless person fucking beanboost jelly beans
Saltiest candy in the world. It says Swedish bastards.
Svenskvalar. Svenskalvlar. Salty licorice filled with licorice cream.
No palm oil. Oh, thank God. I thought there was going to be palm oil in this. I'm going to say, oh God, these look even worse than the ones from Iceland.
I eat a lot of like Nordic salt based candy and I don't get the hype. I literally do not get the hype. I think there's certain salty candy that's pretty good.
I'm gonna say Mexican candy
Or certain Hispanic candy that is salty spicy and sweet at the same time
chefs kiss right
This very acquired taste not only is it black licorice and there's licorice cream. It also is just
literally covered with salt
Like that is it's just what the fuck I
I don't think this is gonna make me gag, I just think it's gonna be gross.
Oh my god, it's like almost painful.
Oh my god.
It says one piece only has two milligrams of sodium.
How is that possible?
Like why is it so salty?
It's one piece is a serving.
That's cap.
It says two milligrams.
So fucking salty. It's so fucking salty. I think it's the I think it's the salt on the top
But I don't know what this filling is
Tony thank you for the five gift it's
Cheers
Oh
God like this sucks. Oh
My god, like you like I feel in my nostrils. I'm gonna throw up. I'm not gonna throw up. It doesn't taste okay. Listen like
Oh
Fuck who would eat that?
It tastes like ammonia.
Oh my god, that's what it is.
The smell in the top of my nostril is like when you crack smelling salts.
woke me up. I'll say that. Dare to experience the world's saltiest licorice. Spets gavalar
is the original unapologetically salty licorice that stands unrivaled in the world. Embrace
the salt. Embrace the bold. Embrace. Spens gavalar. I don't know who would it be. Like
I can't imagine somebody being like, this is my movie snack.
You know what I mean?
Like, that's what I just don't understand.
Like, I ate one piece of that, and I'm like, I'm good.
I am good.
That's the salt for the day.
It literally smells like, I feel like I'm smelling
smelling salt to my nose.
Wow, I refuse to believe that one piece of that is two milligrams of sodium.
Wait, how much is sodium normally measured in?
Is it milligrams?
Yeah.
How is it that little though?
Because that's like as much salt that would be on like a bag of potato chips
Maybe because it's just on the top, I don't know that that was worse than being boozled
Not like it wouldn't make me gag, but it was like that was like a repulsive feeling
So following it up with something that's almost as salty
I think on a piece of toast, it's good. I had it once before. I think I don't even remember what I had it for on stream. I had it on toast, though.
though. Do a spoonful. I don't have a spoon so I'm gonna do a fork but it's so thick that it'll
still pick it up. If you don't know, Vegemite smells kind of like poop but also good at the same time.
I don't know. I don't know how to describe it. Vegemite is like, okay, four front
Okay, you know there's like layers to smell and taste.
The forefront smell is like dead fish.
Like the forefront smells bad,
and you can't really put, it's not dead fish.
It just smells bad.
But then right after that, there's like a waft of like,
oh, that actually sounds, that smells kind of savory.
Kind of like a Worcestershire and A1.
It's so thick.
And it looks just like a chocolate spread.
Like, if you had COVID, I feel like somebody could convince you that this is like Nutella.
What is it?
It's like a yeast.
I don't even know what Vegemite is.
It's yeast.
It's yeast extract, salt, and malt.
That's it.
And then riboflavin.
So, like, other random chemicals.
Bullock acid is this healthy for you do Australian people eat this a Libby local Australian and chat
Is Libby here still Libby do you guys eat this all the time or no?
Like is this like a cut look at this
Like this would net I think if I held this year for like weeks it would never fall off
It's like almost as it's it's like a liquid and a solid
It's 5 AM for on toast.
Yeah, I had it on toast and it was good.
Like I kept this.
Like I would eat this with toast.
I just think by itself, it's so overpowering
that it's disgusting.
Oh, it coats your mouth, man.
It really gets in there.
I wonder what my stomach molecules are thinking.
I'm just putting a bunch of foreign food into my body.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
That was not as salty as the fucking salt licorice,
obviously.
It was on par in terms of taste like that.
I think Vegemite is meant to be a very, very thin spread.
And it's good.
It's like people that just drink Everclear straight.
It's like you gotta dilute that, you know?
You can't just drink Everclear.
Same shit with Vegemite.
You don't just take a scoop of fucking Vegemite.
Dr. Diabetes, thank you for the 10.
I have a type of diabetes, my friend has Alpha Gal.
I would rather have diabetes than Alpha Gal.
BJ, thank you for the 1000 buddies.
Brad, thank you for the three.
Network of Brand for the Sub, Milan CZ,
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Don't end the whole book because one bad page
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to Trevor Project.
WSC Pinnock. Oh my god, thank you for that. Stop thinking about the three crazy nits for the sub, Keona for the sub, Tony thinking about the 50.
Two trapper projects. I wonder if my sister and her wife would be proud of me for this donation. I mean a lot. I only wish the best for LGBTQ people. Thank you.
Finder for the sub, so for the sub, or the three. Blueberry thinking about the 10.
Uh, only over the sub-DL, thank you for the 10 gifted as well.
Suicide is the leading cause of death for ages 10 to 14.
Third for ages 15 to 24.
LTBK youth accounts for 30% of suicides amongst adolescents.
Yes.
It's a very serious problem.
Chat, if you are going through something, get the help you need.
I know I broadly say that because obviously I don't know you.
I don't know the specific situation you're in or how you can fix it.
But I always do these things and try to point out these hotlines
because those are the experts that are able to help you.
Obviously I give generic advice on certain things like if you're going through something I would say like, you know life is worth living
It's gonna be full of ups and downs
There's a duality of happiness and sadness that is going to go on in your life and you know those ruts might be pretty deep
But they're still worth climbing out of and that's why I point towards these resources, right?
So get help if you need it
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Hold up, ban the kid that just said I was yapping.
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Alright, next fucking item.
Also, should we end on Baldock Ramen?
Cause I have to go grab that and heat it up.
Cause it comes in ramen packets, so I had to make it before stream,
stream because I was like I don't want to have to be like oh chat sorry give me ten minutes I have to go fucking boil water
We that last
All right next
Next we have hot monkey nuts I
Don't know if this one was on the food gauntlet list from the charity stream we did last
But I somehow found this and I thought it would be good to eat. What is that? I don't know
Yuck
I don't even know what this is.
Have you got the guts?
We are hot monkey nuts, makers of deliciously spicy artisional peanuts.
We've created a line of healthy snacks for adventurous foodies.
When a handful of hot monkey nuts reaches your taste buds, you'll experience the robust
flavor, followed by a rush of heat.
These addicting energy filled snacks are made with all natural non-gina...nobody cares.
I feel like these are actually gonna be good if I'm being real they look good as fuck
I'll guess.
They just look like peanuts.
Oh!
Oh!
There's Carolina Reaper Pepper.
Probably should have read the ingredients, probably should have read the ingredients that would have been great, right?
Oh my god, oh my god.
It's not that bad, it's not that bad, I just fucked up my OBS.
I don't know how I just fucked up my OBS. I was just slamming shit. Oh my god. Get milk?
I don't own milk. Brady! Brady! I fucked up my OBS. What do I do? What do I do? It's fine.
Streamlabs recent event tab is like really really long now pause
Wow, that's spicy who would fucking just casually eat these oh
My god
Roasted peanuts peanut oil a black lava salt jalapeno pepper Trinidad
Maruda scorpion pepper Carolina Reaper pepper chipotle pepper habanero pepper ghost pepper cayenne pepper black pepper
Antropepper, process of a facility that has peanuts, dairy, and nuts.
It's just processing a fucking machinery that has nuts.
No shit, that's fucking nuts.
I'm eating nuts.
Why would they have to fucking tell me that?
Processing a plant that has that process is nuts.
No shit.
I'm not going to lie, they taste good though.
I feel a little kick from the Carolina Reaper.
It's mainly jalapeno though.
fight's lower on the list. DerekFDB for the $1,000 donut at Trevor Project. You fucking goat.
Thank you for the $1,000 to fucking Trevor Project. Oh my god Derek, you donate to like every
charity stream we do, you're a fucking goat. Thank you for the fucking support. Oh my god,
W Derrick everybody goes up to Derrick have to be on YouTube
Sorry, I'm kind of fighting right now
I'm kind of fine right now
Or two over the sub Batman for the sub already thinking of the five simply your abby taking over the five country
It's free for the given sub spot. I think of it at ten
Crazy for the rate and I miss for the five thirsty for the sub skip thinking of the five thirsty methods of the sub
How the fuck did I I was banging my table and I messed up my
My shit.
I don't, whatever. Who cares?
Who cares?
I'm getting these out of the way. I'm getting these out of the way.
I'm not gonna lie, I'd rather eat the baby conch.
So we're getting these out of the fucking way, because I think pickles are probably the worst thing in the world.
Holy shit.
Those sour monkey nuts, oh not sour.
Sorry, I'm mixing alcohol. Sour monkeys.
Those hot monkey nuts were pretty bad.
They were pretty bad. They were pretty spicy. Oh, these look, oh God, they fucking stink.
Like, who's buying these and enjoying them? Why are they hard? Oh, it's a say no to drugs on the top.
You think people are eating these instead of taking drugs?
Cucumbers, water, vinegar, salt,
alum, calcium, chloride, sodium,
benzenate, and potassium sorbate.
Saladitos con pepino.
Deliciously seasoned with a little kick.
Other spicy?
We mean a little kick.
These are good.
I don't like pickles is the thing.
I don't care if it's sour.
I'm
New new Wow they fought
They said I'm just did pickles are the most off-putting smell in the world for me. Oh my god
I thought we were getting through this. I was like, oh, I only have like four more things
I saw these fucking chicken hearts and the sour balls
Fuck this fuck this and I always sit here
I know people say Joe you don't need to do this. I'm like, okay. Well, it's content
But it's like, you know, I could do something more fucking wholesome
Some good mythical morning shit trying every Ben and Jerry's flavor instead
I go, oh, I'm gonna eat fucking baby conch in a fucking can. Oh, you know, who would order that shit me me me?
Me I'm the only person that fucking buys this shit. Why do people who eat sour pickle balls?
Fuck this
I'm eating half I hate pickles from that shit out I hate pickles mind over matter you control
Pull your destiny, sour pickle balls.
A lot of pickle, not a lot of sour.
Ugh!
I
Intestine my teeth green what the fuck why would I
My entire mouth is green now.
Oh my god.
Those are gross.
Those are gross.
I think if you like pickles, you would like those.
I fucking hated that.
Hell no.
I don't know if I want to eat this just yet.
I think I need to I think I need to have that in the corner for a little bit long. Okay. And then this is also even worse
Let's just get this shit out of the way. Let's get this shit out of the way
What's I once I eat this I will feel so much better
You know my breath smells so bad
This is a oh
God they smell
Thousand year old century eggs
You know the one thing I would never eat, I would rather eat sir stromming than, um,
it's not bulut.
Wait, is it bulut?
Yeah, bulut.
Where they have, it's like a dead chicken, or like a, it's like a baby, like a baby chicken
fetus.
Yo, is this, this is like, is this safe to eat?
There's like mold on the eggs, are they cooked?
Are they cooked oh
Hell no, it's straight black
Oh god, they smell dude
Don't eat that I have to try it hold up I gotta crack it open though I
I gotta peel it.
Dude, it's just like flaking like crazy, man.
Are we sure there's not like a lot,
wow, the texture is that of like a needle.
Holy, it's like a slime ball.
Wait, this actually feels amazing.
It smells really bad.
Look at that.
Is that not, like, it's reflective black.
That's reflective you could see that you could see shit off of it
So this is a century a century eggs. So it means it's a hundred years aged
It's not actually a hundred years of age. I don't know what they put it in. Does anybody know?
I know they put it in something that makes it age very quickly and
So it turns black
I'm pretty sure they're safe to eat
They put it in milk. I don't think they put it in milk. I feel like they put it in like a vinegar
Like solution or something
Hold up, I'm kind of wedging the egg out. Wow, there we go. Look at that
That's
What is with these things and smelling like chemicals, man?
By five of them, anybody want one?
Chat by all means.
By all means.
By all means.
Should I crack it open or just bite into it?
It's very, very bouncy.
It smells like uh, smells like ammonia like heavily like ammonia
God it smells just like this shit
When I was saying I ate that Swedish salt candy or whatever and it was like very ammonia heavy on the back end
It's the same thing the inside looks like rotten. I
Am doing a nibble. I
Am doing a nibble of this. I need to cut it in half. I need to see the insides. You're right
we'll do a chop oh yeah that's even worse that's even worse than what I
expected it's green on the inside it looks like mud yeah looks like a fat
fucking shit look at that
is this safe it smells so bad I love hard boiled eggs now I'm googling this
Are century eggs safe to eat?
Yes, safe to eat when properly prepared.
They're preserved through an alkaline curing process that prevents bacterial growth.
And they're cooked, making sure they're ready to eat in moderation.
Contrary to popular rumors, they are not soaked in horse urine.
Phew!
Phew!
Phew, they're treated with ingredients like clay,
ash, salt, and quick lime.
Thank God.
They're not covering fucking,
it's cow urine, stop, don't say that.
Traditional unregulated methods,
speed up processing, which is toxic.
Make sure you buy from a reputable source.
How about these on Amazon?
Is that is that reputable it's over I bought these online I bought all this shit online
it's cut alright I'm gonna eat I'm gonna cut off a piece that I'm gonna eat oh my god the
The whole yoke, dude.
The whole yoke just came straight off.
Oh my god.
That's going to be the gross part.
That's going to be the gross part.
I'll eat the yoke with a little bit of the fucking white.
We'll do this.
mind over matter over the white okay yeah the black okay it's not an egg white
anymore it's not an egg white anymore it's not all right yeah all right mind over
matter pressure makes diamonds cheers I wasn't ready
God, it smells so fucking bad.
I feel like this is gonna be if my shit smells so bad too.
I have a feeling, and this is just a prediction.
I don't think I'm gonna gag.
I think this is gonna actually taste like chemicals.
I think while I eat, I don't think it's gonna taste like repulsingly bad.
I think it's actually gonna taste like chemicals, and that's gonna be what's off-putting, because
it smells like ammonia.
You have not
It tastes like a regular egg.
So deadass.
It smells really off-putting.
It smells horrible.
The texture is pretty bad too.
It's not that bad though.
I'd give that like a six.
Like it kind of just tasted like a hard boiled egg you left out in the sun for a little bit.
Otherwise, it wasn't that bad.
Just threw out the whole thing, yup.
Yup.
I would have bought one if I could have.
I would have bought one if I could have.
And here's where we go.
You're wasting food.
You wanna come eat the century egg?
I only wanted to buy one, they came in packs of six.
Do you know how much an egg is?
10 cents.
A quarter, like, bro, it's an egg.
It's an egg, your teeth.
My mouth tastes disgusting.
like I still have that pickle remnants it's bad it's bad my breath my breath
reeks right now couldn't be worse oh god okay we have four things left the
bulldog ramen which I have to go get after baby conch chicken hearts and the
Sourist candy. What should we do first?
Chicken hearts I'm choosing
Kong shell Kong shall I got a build I got a build purge anything in a can
These are dog treats, but they're just freeze-dried chicken hearts I
Would assume it's safe to eat
For your dog's best life, proudly American, not all protein is created equal.
At Vital Essentials, we're obsessed with sourcing, harvesting, and freeze-drying
quality old protein for your dog. Why? Because we've seen the benefits of
premium raw diets with our own pets. Wait, this is raw?
Store freeze-dried products in a cool dry place separate from human food.
Clean hands and surfaces with hot soapy water after each feeding.
This is making me think this isn't safe.
Yeah, that aftertaste of that egg is actually fucking disgusting.
That's where it's getting me right now.
Like my whole mouth tastes like ammonia.
If it's raw, it's not safe.
Can IEA freeze dried chicken heart meant for dogs?
Yeah, you could definitely freeze your own chicken heart to meant for dogs as they're
often just 100% chicken heart with no fillers and have no extra hormones.
However, if they're not generally not produced under human grade sanitary recommendations,
They may be packaged with a not-for-human consumption
warning.
I'm not seeing a not-for-human consumption warning.
Floyd Hoyn?
I don't know.
Am I really going to be, I mean this is a chicken heart versus an egg that's like aged.
It's really hard to, like I don't even know if I could bite into this.
We'll do a little nibble.
It's not good, it's not good.
Do I think Daisy would love it?
Hell yeah.
It's not good though.
Tastes gross.
The only reason I'm not eating that chat
is because on the off chance that that is somehow
containing foodborne illness.
I'm not trying to get food poisoning.
So, we're gonna let that, don't throw it out.
I'm not throwing it out.
I'm gonna give those to Daisy.
Rat, thank you for the two.
Wow, the aftertaste of those is really bad.
I love Joe Bart, thank you for the five.
Will and Big for the seven, eight.
And Ice, thank you for the sub, Big.
And Jay, thank you for the sub.
Joe Bart, thank you for the five.
Jessica, for the five.
Sparky, thank you for the sub.
it to 10. Rod's thank you for the 233 to Trevor project. Harry, thank you for the 111.
Batling, thank you for the 30. Pete, thank you for the 5. Tho, thank you for the 3. Cosmic
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thank you for the 3. Kendall, thank you for the 5. Wally, thank you for the 3. Boam, thank
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the 5. Batman and Ortoono, thank you for the sub. Derek, thank you for the $1,000.
Jono again, the Trevor project chat. We've already hit in the fucking goal. $5,500. Not
$5,559. I will be matching chats donors up to 10k
I know we hit the goal
But you could continue to donate if you so please space and will think it was up big and big for the sub Nate and wealth of
Subchats, I need a piss real quick and I'll also go heat up that Baldock ramen
Oh my gosh, have me down 30 seconds now probably actually I have to heat it up
Buh.
Buh.
Hold up.
I'll be like a minute.
you
you
you
Wow, it smells in here.
Wow.
Smells like shit in here
Didn't even realize until I left and walked back in I don't know what it is probably that egg
When we're done, I'm gonna have to take out the fucking trash
All right, so we have three things left. I'm gonna get the bulldoch ramen out of the way now
I've actually never had
bulldoch ramen and
I had a pre-make it obviously
Just because it's hard and I didn't want to have to fucking have you guys wait like ten minutes
Um, this is the one that we're eating today 2x spicy bulldock ramen
It is
550 calories for one fucking serving
I don't know what they put in this that makes it spicy
Do you guys know?
It says the sauce is chicken powder
Hot pepper seasonings it doesn't really say
like I don't know how spicy the sauce is spicy but I'm saying like I don't know
how spicy I should I should expect this to be the sauce is kind of like
hovering on the bottom there as you can see it's a lot more red on the bottom oh
god Jesus it's not spicy I'm not gonna lie I mean we're about to find out I
don't think I'm gonna eat the whole plate but I will eat a bit of it I'm kind
hungry so if it's good then that's great. Cheers to Bulldog Ramen. This is a bit of a mukbang,
is it not? Interesting. What do you guys want to talk about?
Well, ASMR, oh, it's spicy, let's talk about the political and economic state of the world
why don't we so I'm only gonna be having real conversations here
Oh my god, it's hot
Oh, it's hot
It's um, wow, oh wow.
It's like building.
It's like my nose run.
It's like common arrow hot, but like constant.
Like it's not going away.
It's only getting worse.
Ah!
I'm gonna get my nose run.
Is that too much forex?
Buddy to access kick of my ass right now
Oh
My god, I didn't think it'd be this bad. I didn't even say anything else. That's spicy
And just this hot pepper seasoning was just a vague
Rip Joe's butthole, but I've been having rabbit poops.
I'm not shitting straight turds, oh wow, I'm done with that.
I've been having, I've been having, oh my god!
I've been thinking I eat in too much fiber.
Oh, wow.
No.
There's a Forex?
Get milk?
I don't have milk.
Oh, my God.
It's not nearly one chip challenge.
Okay.
Oh, wow, oh, wow, I don't have my string.
Oh my God, it's just bad.
I'm gonna live in the pain for a minute if I don't talk I apologize
Salivating salivating look
Holy
Oh my god, that's disgusting.
Oh my god.
I'm not finishing that. I'm not finishing that. Who would eat that for enjoyment?
I came in, I have like five packs of it.
Is my nose bleeding? What is that?
Is that the sauce? What's happening?
Dude.
Dude.
Dude.
That's like, what, what, no, actually, the spiciest thing I've ever eaten, Dave's hot chicken,
Carolina Reaper.
Number one.
Number two, one chip challenge, and I did that twice.
Number three, whatever that fuck ass sauce is.
Oh my god.
Whatever's in that sauce.
I feel like my lips are swallowing up.
They're like really red.
Number four, I don't know.
Oh, that chocolate bar.
I had the world's hottest chocolate bar.
I'm out of water.
I'm out of water.
We're resorting to gamer sops.
Oh my God.
Oh my God.
What the fuck?
Oh my god, the light just came off.
Off.
Ah!
dude what the fuck happened
And!
Why is the table up?
No!
Dude!
Hold up!
Yeah, damn it!
Okay, I think I will fix it.
What the fuck how is this?
Oh my god, piece of shit fucking table.
Piece of shit, fucking table.
Righty-tidy, I just ripped ass.
Oh my god.
You're fucking joking.
There we go, there we go.
Is it stable?
Holy cinema, holy cinema.
It's stable again.
Oh, all right, the spice has slightly subsided.
I drink a lot of water though, and this shit is brewing in my stomach.
I have Vegemite fucking sour balls and a bunch of other bullshit in my stomach and now
Baldock Ronin and that's in the trash that's fucking disgusting look at how that coats
the plate way too spicy.
Hell food waste, disrespectful.
Hell food waste.
Let's get this gross shit out of the way.
And then we could round it off with something enjoyable,
something sour, a mega sour.
Oh, fuck, sorry, I didn't show you what it is.
Sorry, I didn't show you what it is.
A whole baby conk.
I ordered this myself.
This wasn't even on the list.
When does this expire?
She did it before March of 2027.
Also, if you're trying to bulk, peep the macros.
Peep the macros.
One can, 900 milligrams of sodium, which is crazy.
Two grams of fat, only 0.5 grams, saturated fat,
40 grams of protein.
Holy protein.
Don't smell, don't smell, don't smell,
Don't smell, don't smell, don't smell, don't smell, don't smell, don't smell, don't smell.
Don't smell.
Please.
Please.
Smell like nothing.
Smell like water and salt.
I haven't breathed through my nose yet.
God damn it.
I have to drain this.
That's not good news look how fucking look how
Murky murky ass water
murky ass water and I also fucked this shit up I like I need to get like one
piece down one piece one piece one piece six seven I'm losing my mind I feel
like I'm gonna fucking cut myself on this I'm just gonna pour it straight into
the trash can I'm pouring the water out oh my god it must my head that gets stuck
on my fucking table, on my fucking table, yet again.
If I spill that fucking baby conk water.
Ah!
Ah!
God, it smells, dude, it smells like fucking poop.
That's a whole fuck.
I don't wanna eat that.
I don't wanna eat that.
I don't, I don't, I really don't wanna eat that.
Oh my God.
I
Need canned octopus and that shit surprisingly not bad it ruined my toothbrush
It made my teeth. It made it in in bed in bowed in bowed
It gave the smell of the the canned octopus on my toothbrush, and I think the same things gonna happen with us. I
Thought it was gonna be one big conch. It's just a shitload of baby conch
And it's got like a fucking warped foot.
That's disgusting.
And it smells horrible.
It smells horrible.
Just just lock it in. You know what you know the funny thing is there was the other day
There's a chatter that was like I appreciate you gagging off camera
And not throwing up. Yeah, if they're tapped into this stream, I apologize, buddy
Stop stalling dude
I'm not eating the whole fucking thing
I don't know what I should go for though. They has this hard foot and
And then it's like a weird shell around it
Is this like organs?
God do the macros are crazy on this shit though. You know how fast you'd bulk up. Oh god, what I don't know what that
I don't know if it's better if I take a bite or if I just eat the whole thing
Like I don't I okay, here's the problem textures chat. I know I'm sorry. I don't care
Textures such a big thing for me if I bite into this and it goes
Or it pops I'm throwing up
Like it's the taste is less of a problem. It's the smell it like if it tastes like shit, dude, I'm that's fine
Like it I just need to be able to chew it
If it's chewy that's gonna be a problem. It's gonna be rubbery
It's gonna be straight rubber and this texture on this warped foot here
I'm not I'm not vibing with
I'm playing epic music.
Hi.
I'm gonna drown out.
I'm gonna drown out everything.
I'll hold up.
This will get it.
This will get it down.
I'm so serious.
I'm going to drown out.
This will get it this will get it down. I'm so serious if I can fucking play this
Just fucking eat it
Oh my god, it's exactly what I didn't want.
Wow.
You know how, oh my god, oh my god, you know how you have to make that conscious connection
in your head to go, I'm going to swallow this now.
Like you could say I'm going to swallow this, but your body needs to let you swallow it.
Like have you ever had a really chewy piece of steak and you're just gone and you're just
like, okay at some point I got to swallow this shit.
I've been chewing it for like 30 seconds.
That was that, through and through.
It literally just felt like I was eating
fucking like, gristle on a steak.
So rubbery.
Exact same taste as the octopus.
Exact same taste as the octopus.
It was, the taste was a four, maybe a three.
The texture was a one.
That was bad.
Now, if I could grind this up with like rice
and just fucking rip it,
bulk meal, I mean, bulk meal, lean meat,
40 grams of protein for a can, the fuck?
That shit's awesome.
The music definitely helped.
All right, now we get it rounded off
with something that's happy.
Well, not really happy.
The world's, okay, world's sourced candy balls.
They're black mega death, black mega death balls.
There's like different brands that make them,
but they're these super, super covered.
What is that sour powder?
Oh my God, what's that called?
What is that sour powder called?
It's not citric acid, malic acid.
Malic, it might have citric acid too.
Yeah, citric and malic acid, so it's just fully covered.
The ball itself is black, but it's white because of that.
No reaction.
After the baby conk, I can conquer anything.
Conk? Conker?
Plowmer's.
It's rock hard.
It's like toxic waste.
These are actually good as fuck.
That's not even a food dollar.
That's a reward.
That's a reward at the end.
I love sour shit.
I love sour shit.
Look at this.
Fuck.
Fuck.
Fuck.
Fuck.
Fuck.
Fuck.
Fuck.
Anyways, I used to eat toxic waste every day and if you gave me a little jar of toxic
waste when I was a kid, I would eat all of them in a day to the point that the roof of
my mouth would be bleeding.
I was addicted to sour candy.
Addicted to sour candy, it was so good.
That, bro, no, because it was sharp,
it was already sour, so it eats away
like your fucking gums or whatever.
And the roof of my mouth, I would like,
I would obviously be moving around, so it's scrape.
Teeth check.
Well, that was fun.
That was an interesting food gauntlet.
Should we do another one at some point in the future?
Surely could.
You know how many gross things I could probably
fucking eat?
A million.
You know how many weird canned ocean creatures they have?
Probably a thousand.
So we did that because of the F cancer charity stream.
We might run that back in the future with other food,
but I think it was overall a success.
Overall a success.
Now, did I kind of wimp out on the Bulldog Ramen
eating all that?
Yeah.
Did I not eat the sauce trotting?
Yeah.
I don't think there's an amount of money
that I would have eaten that sauce trotting.
Like I would have been eating my own vomit
for me to get that down.
So, you know, it was great though.
It was great though.
Anyways, chat, I have to, we're still gonna be streaming.
We're gonna play games now,
but I have to move all this shit out of the way.
So that might take me a minute or two.
I'll read the donuts after it
and then we'll hop into the games.
Let me play some music for y'all, though.
This might take me like five minutes,
because I gotta move all this shit out,
change my camera angle.
What song should we play?
Oh my God, obviously, Electric Avenue.
Electric Avenue.
Let me take you higher.
Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah,
I don't know, bro.
You know, you know.
He's a good guy, but...
I'm going to give you like another 30 seconds.
All right, holy wow wait my lips are covered still
Sound better dude, how do I fucking how do I fix my?
Stream labs
Oh my god
I want to like drag this up, and I don't know how
But I'm screenshotting this
I probably lagged the fuck out of my stream I gotta send this ready. How do I fix this shit?
hold up
you
Okay. Oh my god dude. I don't
I'm not sure if it's true.
I'm not the fourth one.
Being the guy handing money.
Sorry.
He dragged the panel back to where it was at the bottom of the Shinnos
Highlight.
He could drag it from there.
What?
What is he talking about?
out. Huh? That makes no sense. Turn your mic up. Is my mic fine, chat? Is my mic fine?
All right, we're about to hop into gaming, and I gotta read these donuts real quick.
Okay.
Okay.
Oh my God.
The mic's fine.
All right, awesome.
Love, thank you for the three.
Have you seen the game game with your friends?
Yeah, I'm gonna play that at some point.
E-part, pool for the sub,
shoot for the sub, Anonymous,
thank you for the 25 to Trevor Project, sorry.
Bet and Matthias, thank you for the sub,
YK, Blue, Yo, Foster, Dr. Chloe,
and Duff for the sub, Anonymous for the 25,
I'll say thank you for the sub Jasper. Thank you for the 25 19-year-old trans guy today in three weeks on T
It's so meaningful that you're doing this charity for my community. Appreciate you, bro
Well, thank you for the 25. Thank you for the sport as well cuz thank you for the sub press. Thank you for the 25
Lamar with the sub beast the big snow awe and alubo over the sub Alex of the three
Which month's the year you get the most viewers usually like summer months when people are off, but I don't know
I grew a lot in like April May
Like or March, April, so I don't really know what my views will be in the summer when yo
I came to the loop who think of the sub I choose a bit of for play go and we and GAC think of the sub peak
Thank you for the three F you for the sub unsightly thinking for the sex gift
It's if I'm being real. I kind of hope I say the same size. I think like reaching that
Like 20 K viewer range is horrible
Chat becomes actually unusable unbearable
So if it gets to that point, I'll just start going live at like 9 a.m.
I'm badass
Just because
Like I like being able to entertain as many people as possible
But if it got to a point of being like that unbearably bad, I would go live like really early
Just so less people tap in
I don't know mr.
An enchanted for the sub a joker gta and dork for the sub c-star taking for the sub take of it to 10 late
Let's take it with the 10 Nate and will pay for the sub that'll take it with the 20
I love Joe Barth take it for the five mr. Ghost take it for the three seek after the sub Isaiah take it for the 25
To Trevor project as well chat total donations. We are five thousand
two hundred and six dollars to Trevor project fucking dub
hold up I
Have to do this real quick and then we are hopping in I have to write a note to myself and then we were hopping in oh my god
Okay. Nope. Nope, nope, nope. Okay. What is Trevor Project, a
charity that helps prevent suicide among people in the
LGBTQ, as well as just crisis prevention in general, kind of
like AFSP, but specifically for people that are a part of the
to be able to play like two of the three games today. We have one horror game and one like
more casual game. CKM, thank you for the 10 gifted subs, thank you for the 10 gifted subs.
the subs. Alright, we have like two games we're definitively playing. Hold up.
Bro, motherfuckers keep forward in the AlphaGal acupuncture shit.
Just letting you know, I think you can get acupuncture. I'm not getting acupuncture.
But you can like have a needle in your ear for three months and maybe that'll solve the fact that you can't eat ground beef
Not doing all that all right
Lock in yours in 20k soon. Yeah, I hope not I
Feel like I'm one of the only creators that says that and like I think people get like upset with me when I do
But it's like I just it's more so the chat vibe like once you surpass a certain viewer range chat becomes unbearable and
non
Interactive like it's more chat interacting with each other and just reacting to the stream rather than me interacting with you guys
And I don't want that
And there's certain people that do it very well that have higher viewers like case out
But I think for the most part like 99% of you know, top 10 streamers
Just can't even read chat
Omega think of the sub CK think of the 10 gift it's I'll take of the sadness or think of the three sec
I'm at the Sun Isaiah think of it 25
But yeah, I've been streaming earlier in part just because I stream longer
But also because then I don't have to deal with the more annoying people usually
And in the summer I already go live earlier. I'll probably go live even earlier if it gets bad
Um, so I'm just I'm sorry if you're not able to tap in but like I'm also thinking about the YouTube content and also like
how enjoyable stream is and
If I'm going live at like one in the summer and like 20k people join the stream
I'm gonna start going live at like 9 a.m
Say thank you for the five gifted Swedish and omega for the sub
so the European viewers will be benefiting from that I guess but
But it's got to be enjoyable for both.
And it's not like, oh, if there's more people that immediately
means it's less enjoyable.
It's just like, for example, React days are in sub only 85%
of the stream, because the most annoying people
watch me on React days.
I'm not saying you're annoying if you watch me on React days,
but React days have the worst audience objectively.
They constantly ask me to do other shit.
They complain about what they're watching.
Like this one guy, like I'm just using this as an example.
I'm not even trying to like bait this for like content.
But like this kid that's just saying play goat simulator.
Like, oh dude, what?
Are we in a time machine?
Is it PewDiePie in 2014?
What are we doing?
Why are you saying that?
Play goat simulator.
Like it's just like a dud chat, you know what I mean?
Like why is somebody typing that?
Like I just don't, like it's just like NPC shit.
Like why are you asking?
Like that or just like spam, play Goat Stimulator.
Play Goat Stimulator, bro.
Like why is that?
That's a real request on your end.
Swedish should say, think of it as a five gift,
it's burger, think of it as a sub.
Oh my God, scratchy scratchy please.
I'm not, bro, again, I point out that
and then I have and see like three chats total,
saw my scratchy scratchy gameplay one time
and then just comes in and complains and wants that.
It ruins the vibe.
You're here watching what I'm streaming
or you're not watching the stream.
Those are the options, right?
I schedule out my shit weeks in advance.
I tell you what I'm doing weeks in advance.
You could have videos that you want me to watch,
give you a way to play.
I have suggestion tabs for that reason.
If I'm not playing your game
and it's not on the schedule, I'm not playing it, right?
Like that's what it, like so don't come into stream
and what I'm doing another game or another segment
just complain at me to do what you want me to do.
Like that's why streamers just don't go live
or they just don't read chat
because that's literally what it is.
Like the amount of times I've seen streamers
that myself literally ignore their chat for like 30 minutes
because they're all just complaining
and asking them to do something else.
It's lame, right?
You ruin the experience.
I'm just saying, like that, why are you doing that?
Like if you don't wanna watch what we're doing,
then don't watch.
Don't ask and bitch for something else.
It's annoying as fuck.
And it's like so, and people get so attached.
And it's like, like, I started streaming today.
I said I was doing a Trapper project.
The amount of people that get mad at me
because I'm doing an LGBTQ charity stream, bro, leave.
Why are you a fan of me?
What?
I just don't get it.
Like you realize you optionally watch me.
Like that is up to you on whether or not you watch me.
Like the amount of people that are sit and chat
and act like they're like chained to a chair,
forced with their eyes glued open to watch me.
And like if they don't like what I'm streaming,
they just complain all the time.
It's like, whoa, you're living in a bubble, man.
Like X bad and okay for the sub, moon taking for the sub.
Sydney taking for the 10,
shout out all by Joe Barfans,
Perker and Zay taking for the sub.
Do you partner with any charities that support victims of domestic violence assaults?
I've done ones in the past, but what do you mean by partner? Like just do a charity stream for? Yes, I have
But not like I'm not really partnered with any charity
CC for the sub that take of the three do a giant gin don't know sessy think of it a three
Appreciate what you do. Thank you Alice. Thank you for the three
What I found annoying as a small streamers people asking for mods are being annoying for not playing the game
They play ruins my mood and motivation to stream exactly exactly
And I think that's a lot that a lot of smaller streamers get into is pandering towards the audience that watches them because the small a lot of people say bigger streamers have higher parasocial audiences.
And I think that's true in certain senses, like there's a lot of parasocial viewers of mine, but I think smaller streamers have it even worse, because they have the same 40 people that watch them.
And those 40 people legitimately think they're friends with the streamer.
streamer and so they come in and they're like oh I thought you told me you were
gonna do this it's my birthday and you forgot what like it's their obligation
to remember that shit like it's just weird like that like I do I cuz I'm
friends with a lot of small streamers and a lot of streamers my size won't
stream with people that are smaller and like when I when I watch their streams
bro all messes now I'll be like yeah I feel so bad for you man like the amount
Fucking crazy people in your chat like just fucking insane
Parasociality like beyond like obviously I have parasocial viewers, but like coach art comes to your acts like he's just friend
Well, okay, coach art is actually my IRL friend
Sort of actually is my IRL friend though. That's different
Hubert with us up scowling thank you for the 10 mr. Chat three years ago
you get three to five K views max is in same moment you hit 10 K during rivals
Chud taking the three out to the three. Um, I don't know. I still think I have great chat
Are great. I think I think I still have great chatters in general. I just think like
since I've gotten bigger a very
Large mainstream
Like chat hopper audience
I guess like a main there's a mainstream viewer and a lot of those people now watch me and
That doesn't upset me, but it's like you have to conform to a small stream chat
Ideology right like if you want to be in my chat
Chat like I'm a 3k streamer like that's what I want
I want to be able to talk to you guys
You know, I want to be able to interact and have chats that aren't just actual spam and like annoying shit
Or just paragraphs like the amount of people that will actually type walls of text is
Unreal like I'm not
Reading and they'll spam it because they'll be like, oh he didn't catch it
Bro, yeah, maybe I didn't see it, but I'm also like I'm not reading that either way
Okay, JD is one for the sub-Z, thank you for the thousand bitties.
Love the straight buddy, would you rather eat a rat or a pigeon?
Probably a pigeon.
Ah, maybe a rat.
Solani and Bubba are from the sub-J, but the sub-Lord, thank you for the three.
And Tim, for a guy that sits up lately during stream.
What you're saying when I cross my legs?
Maybe. I'm sending crisscross applesauce right now.
Are we ready to hop into the game?
I'm done, yeah.
What about this?
Broadly, let's sum it up.
I love you guys, as a whole.
Almost all of my day is around social media
and entertaining people, okay?
I like that my audience has grown,
but at times, do I sit there and go,
I wish I had my older chat?
Yeah, yeah.
It was, there's days where like people,
I just see the chat vibe and I go,
Oof, it was better two years ago, you know, just being real.
Like there's days where I'm like,
wow, chat actually sucks right now.
Right now, it's fine.
You guys are actually fine right now.
We haven't really been in sub only and it's fine.
You know, I'm just saying, like conversation-wise,
like during like Friday, Sundays,
when I'm doing like React days, chat is unbearable.
Like in sub only, it's fine,
but I feel bad when I sit in sub only
because I don't want to pay wall my chat, right?
But it's like, on those days, I actually have to.
Also, I just said, please don't type paragraphs.
Maybe I was too quick to compliment you guys.
I literally say, please don't type paragraphs.
And then I see, hey Joe, comma,
and it's just a literal, it's an email
that they're just spamming in chat.
Like, I have to find a way to put a character when it's
So it's just auto times you out.
No, but the sub Alex, thank you for the three.
Finally, I remember gaming stuff for people seeing,
wanting to see what you play.
Also, YouTube reaction, thanks for that.
Maybe this is better in the long run.
X, thank you for the three.
And for the five, favorite Italian brain rot.
Yeah, thank you for the sub, don't have one.
What do you mean you went from gaming stuff,
some people want to see to what I want to play.
Oh, you're saying you switched yourself, that's good.
I mean, you got to make that pivot, man.
I used to just stream Rocket League
and Minecraft all the time when I started
When I switched I tanked like 40% viewers. I just did not give a shit. You got to keep doing it
My mods can also talk about that every September. I'd be like my views are down. What am I doing wrong?
What am I doing wrong? I'm not being entertaining now. I just don't care, bro
Now I'm just like I'm gonna go live
I'm gonna play some shit that I know all like and my channel like and that's it
Rosie think of the thoughts of it. He's run the road 96 days chat was amazing
Also, I've got to show recommendations for you the boys in the visible dash and dig think of it
I have Demi thinking of the 3th.
Nois Declined Champion of viewers is 22, missed the 5th so much.
I want you to know your OG viewers still here supporting you off the rim.
It is somehow good chat used to be.
Do you think it'll ever go back to how it was?
I think it is how it was when I'm in sub only.
When I'm in sub only, I think chat's exactly like when I had 4K viewers.
I just feel bad that I'm paywalling my chat.
But when it is, chat's fine.
Most of the time.
Samantha said, Meh.
I mean, maybe it's not exactly, but it's like, it's like 80% the same, and especially on gaming days.
If I'm in Subway only on a gaming day, chats like I have 2k viewers, 3k viewers.
Subway on a react day.
It's kind of band-aiding.
I love the Lego and Dash thing of this sub, but yeah.
I don't know. I've also been thinking, I think in the summer I'm still gonna keep the same stream
schedule like how many days a week I go live how long I go live I think I'll go live earlier in the day obviously in the summer
I think once fall hits I might start streaming like four days a week most weeks and then taking one day to just record YouTube videos
Like you know going to Goodwill and doing a challenge or some shit or fucking gambling in AC or like other like more
Regular vlog styles already. I don't know
It's not cutting back to the sense of like oh, I wouldn't be producing the same amount of content
It would just be a pivot so it'd be like I'd start at that other off day. I'd have
It would probably be like every other week like one week
I'd take off two days the next week I'd take off three but that other day that I'm off. I would just film a video
What's the next late night I have no idea I haven't done a late night forever
I think it's mainly to because I just stream longer
Like that's why I go live earlier too because when I was streaming for like six and a half hours
I go live at 430. I'm ended streaming 11. That's what late night for me Nate take it up three
I think people start knowing that they think they know you personally they concern control you make you do whatever they want
I mean people act like that no matter what on social media J
Take it with a 15 ASAP for the subair into the three huge problem
I could muscle control when I'm working out and was wondering if you have the same issue
I really don't know what you mean. So now Leo and the waft thinking of the sub. All right
I'm gonna go pee real quick 30 seconds literally and then we're hopping into this game. I'm done. Yeah about this
But broadly I'm not upset that I've grown
I think it's enabled me to collab with bigger streamers and have more fun streams
And it's opened me up to other areas of content that I did not have previously and I'm able to entertain you guys more
I'm able to raise more money during charity streams alongside y'all's help obviously
Like today, like Trevor projects, like my charity streams used to raise like $1,000 now. We hit 5k in two in two hours
Like that's awesome
You know like being able to fucking do that being able to grow being able to entertain more people being able to have more money to
Put towards other content like when I go in these other vlog trips like the shit
I'm doing with Jack like I used to not be able to do that stuff
So like that's obviously the benefit I just think like you guys personally as a viewer you just see the downside of oh chat
Now, but it's like I don't think it super sucks. I think there's just like 10% of the audience just ruined it. So
Hey, thank you for the hundred and one dollars
To Trevor project as a member of the LCBZ community group in a very conservative state
Thank you so much for doing the charity stream being so supportive. Well, thank you for the hundred and one dollars
Thank you for the support real and you think of the sub
I just think of it right
Love the streets of videos you excited for the Jack Pemberton collab. Yes, Jim are for the sub. I can't say what it is though
Some people know basically what it is, but you guys are off. I saw some people talking about it and they're like
Oh, just doing this
You'll see I
Have a beer's I hate a sugar for the political views like it doesn't matter if you watch them for entertainment
I mean, yeah, dude people call me like uh like a sissy liberal all the time sissy liberal cock Joe Bart as
They say I get shit talked on Twitter a lot
by very annoying engagement bears that actively repost porn and I'm like, bro, what are you doing?
Like, it's just wild. Like, that's another thing. The hate's gone. Skyrocket to the roof. When I had
3K viewers, I used to get shit-talked a lot. Now it's way more. Dude, people hate me. Hate me. But
That's just part of it, bro.
It's part of the social media game, man.
You can't change it.
They hate your girlfriend more than you.
They hate me that I'm with my girlfriend.
And they also don't like Brooke, yes,
because of her political views.
Not my problem, though.
If they're going to get that upset about it,
kind of a problem.
Also, the three.
All righty with that.
Joe Barth for the stuff.
Hey, thank you for the 101 again.
Chat, I'm going to piss real quick.
And then we're off with the game.
We've raised $5,342 for a driver project.
I'm matching that.
So we're actually at $10,684.
But I'll donate whatever the total is at the end of stream.
All right, counting down.
30 seconds.
All right, it is time chat lock it the fuck in
content king today I'm not playing that game anymore a lock-in shots we're
playing a game now called I fell for her it's a horror game and we have to go
into games and demos because it doesn't exist all right we're in games and
demos also let me update this the stream title because we're done the food
Don't let what was that song?
ZN think of the Arizona think of the sex think everything you do appreciate me all the come home for work watch your videos and streams
Thank you tan and bisexual think of it a hundred to Trevor project as well as remember the LGBTQ
I don't know to say thank you for raising money for the cause you're the good. Thank you free for the sun
Excuse me. Oh my god
bootleg rascal
Name of the song
Yeah, we're playing I felt her in a hamster hunter. We'll probably play retro tomorrow
I felt for her hamster hunter
We also got to do that. Oh moggle game. I've been seeing people play that should we do that?
We might do that tomorrow because tomorrow's dead as disco probably retro and then we might do a moggle as well
Oh moggles like omegle, but a mogging competition
Place into the sub
You can get banned. Oh, is that to us? Are you not is that not?
I'll look into that it wouldn't be today, but we might do a model tomorrow data's disco though
Maybe a model retro rewind
Wednesday early react a like 11 and then I'm gone seven through the 11
Filming with Jack. We're back. I'm pushing on YouTube every day that I'm gone
We're back directivity 20 drops playing that like two days in a row to beat it
Other random horror games other random games subnautica two drops of regular react days
We'll plan other other you know other content reviews and shit like that
But it'll probably be like a regular like gaming grind of like a bunch of games that drop like the next two weeks
After we're back is gonna be a lot of gaming
Then probably charity stream like late or not late May early June
But like last three days of May I'm gone as well. All right
I fell for her running a small shop and opening a barbershop
Vito meets a woman who works alone next to his shop, and he feels like he's falling in love with her, but is she okay?
That's the description riveting right Tommy Tyson and Schmeck thinking of the sub
GTA drops on May 26. Yeah, I think you're about a year behind pal. That shouldn't come out until November
Can I change the setting or is it going to launch me into the game?
Oh, I can.
Desync for a game like this?
Do I keep Feldengrain on?
I feel like no.
I fell for her.
This game is different endings. If you successfully get one of them, you can continue the game
by pressing the continue button to find the other endings.
Well, I don't need to because I'm going to have to check Rockstar Twitter. No. GTA is
dropping in November chat. It's delayed. All right, lock in. Is this me? Am I dead?
sleep. I work at a laundromat, sorts, with 2D clothes.
Oh, sorry. Is there anything I can help you with?
I'm not asking this guy if he wants help, bro. He's clearly drugged out holding a knife, man. What the fuck?
Oh, he sees it now.
Sorry, sir!
Couldn't even read out the fucking voice line! Sorry, sir, we're cl-
immediately dies blood was everywhere by the way that was like a gallon that
spilled instantly but it was built like a gusher okay so that guy died now who the
fuck am I
what door still locked I have to get the key if only I knew where the fucking
Key was. Is it hidden?
I gotta find this shit somewhere. This is reminding me of that uh, that one game where you sell Belute.
Y'all remember that one? The little horror game?
You go, Balute! Balute!
It's gotta be in this plant. Mm, easy.
Goaded.
And we're in.
What an apartment.
Close that shit. The lights on.
Bang, bang, bang.
Who the fuck are you? Are you like, like, grandpa?
I'm gonna have a gamer neck going on here, buddy. Stand up straight.
Oh, grandma. Sorry.
Grandma, why aren't you asleep yet?
I was just waiting for you to come home.
Why are you home so late?
I was worried about you.
Sorry Grandma, I stopped by a friend's house.
I was buying crack.
I see my old, my senile grandma wouldn't know that.
How are you just posted up?
Wounding around.
So, how's the job interview?
I have to sit next to her. Chat, you want to know a fun fact real quick. This just reminded me of it.
Men are more likely to share how they feel to other men sitting side by side rather than straight on.
If you've ever had a meaningful, deep emotional conversation with another man, it's likely when you're sitting next to them rather than facing them.
them because it puts you in a less submissive and more safe environment than facing them head on.
Fun fact. Fun fact. It's actually scientific.
I don't know, grandma. They said I was a bum. 32. No job experience. I don't think I'm built for
Wendy's. I feel like it's not the right time. What do you mean? I'm not confident Grandma.
My League of Legends ELO is plummeting. If I don't hit Challenger soon, how am I ever
going to be confident enough to land a job interview? If you're with the other candidates,
more experience than me.
I don't think people call me back.
Hey, listen to me.
You shouldn't talk like that.
Whatever the result, you must take positive.
If you don't get accepted there, it's okay.
Plenty other jobs you could apply for.
Yes, Grandma.
Where am I flying?
What are you carrying there?
Oh, right, I bought this at a roadside stall earlier.
It's your favorite food.
Aw, W grandson?
Just a second, I'll go get a plate.
By now I kinda feel bad making fun of him.
You just bought his grandma food, how sweet.
Probably with her fucking pension check though,
this fucking bum, this fucking jobless bum,
sitting here buying food with her money.
Huh, this fucking jackass.
Yeah, let's give her the food.
She's just dead, oh my god.
I come back, she's just...
There we go, plated.
Martabak.
Wait, this actually looks fire.
Is this sweet?
What is this?
Oh my god, am I hand feeding it?
Oh no.
I thought I was feeding it to her.
Grandma, I'm gonna say one more thing.
What is it?
On my way home from my friend's house, I saw a small shop by the roadside.
For some reason, I thought about running that shop and opening a barber shop, just like dad used to.
Are you serious? I'm serious. I think my savings are enough. Bro, it's $500.
I'm thinking about putting down a six-month lease on a barber shop. Yo, have you ever learned how to cut hair?
I feel like this is like an impulsive buy my dad used to be a barber shop. It's like in my genetics
What used to be a barber if you're ready go ahead my child
Grandma will always support you W grandma
Thanks grandma. I'll call the owner tomorrow
He looks like you kind of
My character looks like me. You don't even know what my character looks like are you saying this fucking grandma looks like me?
What? Take a bath? What the fuck is the bathroom? I'm saying I gotta interact with something here.
Oh, no, I don't. Oh, that's the door. What the fuck is the bath? Wow.
Taking a while two days later why I sat in the bath that long
two days later I'm rentin the barber shop is this the place so quiet here yeah pretty
much enter the shop house oh this guy's a badass dude he's got those big blue light
classes and you smoke a fucking cigarette holy holy aura over the shop
house door wow my own barbershop and for only $4,000 a month and for only
only five grand only five grand a month surely I'll be able to cut enough
people's hair to pay for this or trash into the bin where the fuck is the
in there? Is this the bin? Oh my god that, wait I did that right? I thought I had to
like place it in there I'm just like actually tossing the trash inside. All
the faces look like they were taken on like a 2000s camera they are that's
Most of these games though
There's so many it's like very common that a horror game has this style of graphics
I don't know why I think it's like easier assets maybe
And it's also just like it makes the whole game cheaper instead of them having to like generate some like high fucking
You know this is level game
Is it darker is it just me that's kind of the point it's nighttime
It's scarier yeah lower quality horror games generally do try to be I
I think it fits like a good level of like scary. It feels like a found footage almost
This shop sucks
How much do you think I'm paying for this fucking place?
Hopefully not a lot. I
Could maybe cut two people's hair here
Like I have to get a mirror and all this other shit. This is literally just like an empty room
Shop looks horrible that I mean even if it was full like
Well, you're cutting one guy's hair. This is like a local family joint
smaller than that actually
It'll work though, you know grinds got it grind sets got to start somewhere
Put the items inside the shop house. Oh all of our stuff
We have barbershop chairs, oh, I forgot I'm inheriting that shit
I just throw it I think that's this one's supposed to be doing
This doesn't really look like a barber unnoticed barbershop chair. There's no way I'm doing this, right?
Everything's finished. Okay, I guess we're I guess we're ready to open haven't even unpacked
Now I should head home tomorrow. I will start opening the shop
Awesome, who is this guy? Just like a fucking local friend of mine
How am I gonna close?
If only I knew oh
Say if only I knew how to fuck
Yep, she's the murderer.
GGs, we've solved it.
Who is this lady?
Hello?
Dude, look at her fucking arms, man.
Holy slender, man.
She's got a seven-foot wingspan, standing five-two.
You could touch the ground without even bending her knees.
Geez.
Talked into the fuck with that, lady.
I'll start working tomorrow.
Thanks for helping me move my stuff with your car.
Yeah, no problem.
Put her in the Lakers.
Put her in the Lakers where she should be like a swimmer.
Hauling her ass through the water day one.
Oh my god, am I actually going to be able to give people haircuts?
That would be sick.
Oh, we only know how to do eight styles.
It's like a North Korean barbershop.
Yeah, I'll have style A.
Everything's been neatly arranged.
Now I have to put up the banner.
I need a ladder to put this up.
Oh my fucking five, two, are you serious?
What do you mean I need a ladder?
Oh, that was a two peg.
I need a ladder.
Where am I going to get a left?
Since I arrived, I haven't seen anybody here.
Where's the owner of the laundry shop?
I mean, isn't the point of a laundry shop to be passive income?
Like, you only really need to pull up, like, once a week,
collect some coins.
That's about it.
Laundering money.
Yeah, that's the real crime here.
She's a part of the mafia.
She's a part of the mafia, we're fucking wandering money right now.
Yo, we're getting a lot of foot traffic in this area, chat.
It's not like we're in a fucking warehouse right now.
Where am I hanging the signs?
Oh, he's upstairs.
Empire Bay, yeah.
Damn, dude, I miss the mafia games.
Vito's Barber Shop.
Bukha Pukha, 20 to 1.
Saiya Chukan, Kukar.
Holy shit!
Where you blinking at me like that?
She is weird. Hello. Hi.
Hi.
Am I bothering you?
You? Never. Never, my lady.
I saw you yesterday. You caught my eye. You're like a video game princess.
You're like, you're literally like Cinderella in the flesh.
It's Indonesian? Yeah, I know this is Indonesian, chat.
Uh, I play Geogaster.
Yeah. I'm the owner of the laundry shop here.
Oh, my name is Vito, Vito Scoletti.
Ah! No, he's not Italian. Nice to meet you.
My name is...
Mmm, that guy needs a fresh cut. I could tell he got fucked up at Great Clips.
Hey, come on and sit down, buddy. I'll fix you right up.
Excuse me.
Yep, what's up? Can I help you?
I want to get a haircut. Do you know where the owner of this barbershop is?
No, that's me. I'm the owner of this barbershop.
I'm so happy you're my first customer. Please come in.
Okay, so she just laughed.
Sit right down. Sit right down. I'll fix you right up.
Oh, I need scissors and clippers. Scissors and clippers. There we go.
No customer seated. Oh, what kind of haircut would you like? I could do one, two, three, or four.
Hmm. Just a twin. Oh, something mine, okay.
To cut hair, you must hold two grooming tools, scissors, and clippers. To cut hair, you must hold... I know that.
I can't see anything!
What is-
What the fuck is happening? I- I have- what the fuck is happening?
Is that a trim?
I mean, I think that looks good.
Is that what he wanted?
What the fuck? I don't understand. I don't understand what I'm supposed to do. And I just lost the scissors.
Oh no.
Wait, what do I have to do?
I
Why
The hat haircut you gotta kiss him that's not what I need to do right now
I he said he wanted to trim up. I don't understand my hairstyle
I mean that's a trim
Now what it gave me the tutorial you gotta grab the second spread oh
And now he's now he's now now you're fucking now you're sad dude. What's that shit? You just hit me
I just give him a buzz
Holy we're raking in the cash. I actually fucked that guy's hair cut off so bad, dude
He looks like he's balding terribly. I give him a bad buzz cut somehow
I don't even know how that's possible.
Alright, well I guess that should just sit on the floor.
Oh my god, another lucky customer to the haircut.
Now that I know what I'm doing, I'll be able to do them real well.
Sit on down! Sit on down! What would you like?
I just noted, I noticed a bubble shot here.
Yes, because I just opened this barber shop.
What kind of haircut would you like?
Oh, I want my head to look cool.
Can you do it? Of course.
Yo, somebody turn this shit off. Holy fuck
Turn that off. I need to sit in silence while I work. I need you to hear me breathe
He's got a bit of a rat's nest going on on his head right now
I don't really know what this haircut is kind of just a wake up a wake up and then done
I pressed E instead of C
Ready you got to do a while here, so we're gonna have a nice
That's bad
Potentially emo baddie haircut no he said he wants to look super cool
The stars in the hair just oh, but the hat hair I
Mean it's basically an accessory and hair at the same time if that's not screening cool
I don't know what does
We're shuffling them up with that.
This is the perfect view for you, man.
You'll love it.
I know you will.
He goes, this is not what I asked for.
How am I going to pull all the baddies with this?
You're messing all of them up?
Okay, well, to be fair, every single haircut option is absolute dog shit.
Like, all of them look like they're either a balding, greasy man
that hasn't showered in three weeks,
Or, it's actually just like, hat hair.
But not hat hair like you were wearing a hat.
Your hair looks like a hat.
What the fuck am I supposed to do now?
At least for that lady to come back.
I feel like I need to clean the floors, man.
Shit's looking rough.
I hear somebody walking.
That's the lady again.
Oh.
Oh, sorry. No, it's not.
Hello, sir
Hello
Can I help you?
Monday will be my first day at work. Can you make my hair look neat?
Yeah, for sure. Where'd you get hired? The local Wendy's?
You know I applied for that position too
Me turn on some classical music for us, you know, I applied for that position too. They actually denied me
said I was a bum so I'll make you look real nice I'll make you look real nice
for that after that first day of work don't worry don't worry oh my god I
think that looks snazzy to say the least you are going to be eating it it up on
your first day of the job love that love that for you have a wonderful day
they never comment about the haircut they're never like oh this was awesome
He's gonna get fired cuz you do you think you would get are they allowed to fire you for that? No
If you weren't like say you worked it like a chick-fil-a
And then you get hired and their first day on the job you like dye your hair fucking
Just a red like neon green
And and and don't shower like they could have fired you for that
They might be like this is unprofessional, but
I want to get a haircut.
Of course, what kind of cut would you like?
Oh, whatever.
I want all the girls to check me out.
Something that makes you a badass.
Okay, okay.
I could work with that.
I mean, if that's not perfect, I don't know what is, man.
The Johnny Bravo never seems to fail.
That's a great hairdo if I've ever seen it.
I don't know how I added hair to your haircut.
Cut.
Psst, psst.
But I did.
Oh, perfect, perfect, the Elvis.
He's gonna walk, he'll walk into a wall with that shit.
Here's three feet in front of him.
Now all you gotta do is get really constipated
and you'll be just like Elvis.
It seems I'll continue tomorrow.
Time to close up.
Back to look in the shop close day?
Okay, we're gonna select our month first, obviously.
There's still dirt on the floor.
I knew I was gonna have to fucking clean first.
That's why I was cleaning earlier.
I don't know what the dirt is though,
because it's all this, oh, is this hair?
Oh my God, it's gonna take fucking forever, dude.
Watch the lady be staring at me when I look up.
I want you to give me a haircut.
Not with scissors, though.
Use your teeth. I'd be like, they'll pause, what?
That's my peeve there.
You grown a fucking porous, buddy. What are you talking about?
He read this like a whole bear hide on the ground Wow, this takes actually so long to
fucking clean up Hello, there we go.
I'm getting a little nervous.
I know she's gonna fucking scare me close must exit first don't scare me don't scare
me don't scare me don't scare me don't scare me don't scare me don't scare me oh thanks
Oh
She's in there what was that I
Heard something
It's just my imagination. I'm going home
Bro, I don't even investigate that shit. I'd be banging on that door. Yo anybody in there
Think if they got a looter of sorts
Check your surroundings, chat, make sure you're in the clear.
Don't want them to see the fucking, the, the, the fucking, the burn key.
I should get the key first.
Where is it?
Do I hide it in a different spot every day?
What the fuck?
Am I trippin'?
Where's the key?
Under the mat?
You think I move it every day?
Oh my god, I do.
Go ahead.
We're safe.
Grandma? Grandma, I'm home.
Don't tell me Grandma got clicked.
Is she dead? Oh, fuck, no.
Grandma! Grandma, where are you?
What happened?
What?
She's on.
Oh, she, oh, she in the bathroom?
Grandma!
I've been up.
Did you fall?
I'm back from the shop.
Maybe she's already asleep.
I'm gonna tell her about my first day.
In that case, I'll go to the bathroom, wash my hands and feet.
To the bathroom, wash my hands and feet. Why don't I just fucking shower at that point?
Don't want another Daniel Henshaw situation. Walk out in your grandma fucking masturbating. You gotta announce yourself before you walk in the room.
Fucking traumatic.
Why are you making that noise grandma? Are you okay?
Walk out.
Ha!
Ha!
Just get burned into your imagination.
Wait, I'm just going to sleep?
I'm not going to look for my grandma? What if she's dead?
Whatever.
I'm going to wake up at three in the morning.
Am I sleeping? Or...
Hmm...
What do they expect people to get their hair cut at my place this fast?
That's good.
I can't wait to open the barbershop tomorrow.
Wait.
Oh.
That laundry shop girl.
I forgot to ask her name.
Vito.
How stupid.
I forgot a girl's beautiful as her just like that.
Okay.
See you tomorrow.
I have to call up with a good line to say to her, chat.
How do I get her to like me?
I don't know. What could I say to a girl as beautiful as her? And she's a businesswoman.
Strong, independent? Everything at once. What shall I ever do?
Well, she's already open.
Rise and grind set.
She's just like Mark Wahlberg.
Put in female form.
My ideal woman.
I bet she eats waffles in the morning.
Hi.
Hi.
Stupid, stupid, stupid!
Just fucking, alright?
That's all I'm going to fucking stay.
Stupid, stupid, stupid!
Just fucking, alright, that's it, that's all I'm gonna fucking say to her.
How am I ever gonna get her to like me?
Oh boy, I don't have the guts to ask for names.
I'm shy. Hmm, but...
Okay, I can do this.
Okay.
Hi.
You.
What are you doing?
Oh my God, what did I ask them?
As usual, I'm waiting for customers.
Oh, okay.
How many customers come to watch
your close at your shop tonight?
Thank you, you too.
I hope it's kind of the customers.
Thank you.
So the first time I've been cheered on by another woman other than my grandma, I'll
head back to my barbershop.
Oh my god, maybe I should bring her my clothes to give her some business.
Make sure my clothes are extra dirty.
Pair extra.
Oh, come to the barbershop.
I just have like shit-stained underwear.
I just bring like 10 tiny whitey, just like fucking full-on racing stripes on the back.
So I need my clothes washed.
Is this- yo, what is this fucking jackass doing?
Is this Vito's barber shop?
Yes.
So my friends' hair come from yesterday, so I'm gonna get mine done here too, for
Everybody look like me. Yeah, what is this fucking jerk off doing? Oh my god. I have a guy waiting. Yo, holy chud
Wow
Holy chud my god, buddy. This build is crazy. All right walking
Let me play some music
All right
Dude, we're already getting good word of mouth man. You know how happy that customer has to be to tell his friend
We'll actually do this guy well
Dude, why are half the haircuts just buzzcuts?
What's this looking at?
Oh my God, that was a glitch out.
Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
Kinda giving out that mysterious vibe I like, I like, I like, I like.
You'll get everybody with that cut buddy.
Come back tomorrow.
Come back tomorrow for a free shapeup.
I just threw the water bottle into the fucking into the wall.
Oh my God, this is a mirror.
I didn't even recognize that. I thought it was just like a dirty wall.
Excuse me.
In two days, I'm going to take my new girlfriend on a date.
Can you make my hair look seductive?
Seductive, you say?
He already is a madbomb, wait, that's kind of fire?
Alright, let's make it look a little seductive.
Hmm, this is the other guy came in with.
Oh my god, you gotta give him the Johnny Bravo.
You gotta give him the Johnny Bravo.
That's not screaming fuck me.
I don't know what is.
Alright, let's go.
That's the best haircut.
Are they the faces of the creators, IRL?
I don't know, I feel like it's just base textured skins they get.
She has no customers yet.
So hey, I've recognized my barber shop is actually doing a lot better than your launch
mat is.
Maybe I could recommend my customers to go to your place.
Hello, my teacher warned me to trim my hair until it's a buzz and what's neat.
Otherwise, I'll get a haircut and class the girls will laugh at me.
Can you trim my hair?
Y'all actually do this guy well.
He just needs a buzz.
Where are the scissors?
Bro, I need clippers and scissors.
You know, it'd be a lot easier if I knew where the fucking scissors were if the ground wasn't
covered in hair.
No.
He asked for a very specific haircut.
He wants a buzz.
I can't do that to him.
Oh my God, that's horrible.
Does he need a full buzz or just a straight trend?
Oh my God.
It's like cycling.
Oh, that's good.
It's a regular buzz.
Regular buzz there, but he bit the long buzz,
some would say.
Spray it down.
I gotta clean up a little bit.
Lot of hair on the ground
What was that chatter you guys just timed out he was saying I really wanted to watch you but nobody will kiss me
What the fuck was that chatter asking?
There's like a paragraph about how nobody will kiss him or something.
Yeah, he said, I want some, well, McChunky, retake that.
I want some because my links don't work on my phone, nobody will kiss me.
Some from really sad.
I've really been wanting this, wanting a suddenness channel because he's my favorite
Twitch creator.
That doesn't make any sense.
I feel like that was like writing with a stroke.
Can you step back a little bit? Sorry, I gotta clean this up.
Oh, a hair on the ground.
Don't want you to have to sit in a pile of hair before I give you a haircut, you know?
It's rude on my end. Got a cleanly business.
Beautiful. Alright, what could I do you for?
This is the only barbershop that's still open. I don't want the sides cut, but leave the back on the top alone.
Partying the back. Partying the back and the top, business on the sides. Understandable? Understandable?
He said he wants the side cut, but the top.
What did he say?
Was the side cut of the back the same?
Oh, that's perfect.
You got the Cindy Luhu haircut.
Where's the spray bottle?
Uh-oh.
Wait, need scissors and covers.
I don't need scissors and covers.
Let's get rid of them.
Wait, need scissors and covers? I don't need scissors and covers, just give them that shit.
If he actually matters what haircut I give them, I feel like they will accept literally anything I give them.
Why does he have a sprout on his head?
Because he's a fucking, uh, who from Whoville.
What do you mean?
Little tall top he cut, little aliens.
Oh, I see you're cleaning up front. Maybe I could help you clean. Sorry. I'm overstepping boundaries.
Hello. I hate to say this, but my mom always tells me to tidy up my hair. I want to make my mom happy seeing my new hair.
I'll make your mom happy, eh?
It's honestly pretty respectful.
So I'll give you something nice.
I do hate to say 80% of the haircuts I know how to do are actually terrible.
And I guess that one's honestly probably one of the best haircuts I could give you, so I'll give you that.
Trying to make your mom happy? Very respectable man. Have a wonderful night.
Make it look like Elvis? That's it look like Elvis. You look like a soccer player.
Time to close up.
When does she get creeped?
I don't know, the way she blanks is like she isn't asleep.
She is a little disturbing.
Chat, I guarantee you the plot twist if she's a cannibal.
Every one of these horror movies, she eats people.
I guarantee you that's what this is.
She likes to do something on the shop and then eats them.
Does she eat hair? That wouldn't be that disturbing.
That'd be weird. Wouldn't really be disturbing.
Uh, hi again.
Maybe this is the last time for me to ask about her.
I forgot to ask about your name.
Oh, I'm sorry.
No, it's okay. My name is Nayla.
Nayla?
That is a beautiful name.
Thank you.
I'm going to ask you a few things.
May I?
Of course.
Wait, can we talk while sitting down?
Oh, sure.
Oh my God, am I going to take Mela on a date?
Oh my God, we're sitting and holding hands.
Why is it getting disturbing?
So, why are your arms 7 feet long?
How long have you been here?
I mean, we're running this laundry shop.
We've been here for almost a year.
We?
I mean, I.
Who is we?
is way you're alone right actually I wasn't alone before I was with my mother but my mother
died are you okay I'm sorry
holy receded Maxwell but I admire you you're brave for watching the shop alone at night
You're a cool girl, Nayla.
I'm scared.
What?
No.
I'm just, sometimes, I'm scared.
So, somebody here, I'm freaking the fuck out.
Like, somebody's gonna walk up on us.
But now I'm here. Oh my god. But now I'm here. I don't think you don't need to be afraid anymore, right?
Alright, I'll head home first. See you tomorrow, Mila.
Well, she's saying she was scared of me or in general because I don't think that bodes
well for his Riz if she's saying she's scared of me.
Day three.
I can't wait to see Nala.
I don't know.
I feel I like her.
Maybe we should get married.
Start a family.
Yeah, are she dead?
Mela!
Mela, what's wrong?
The long blank? Are you okay?
I'm scared!
I'm scared!
I can't! I can't open my laundry shop!
I can't be able to see it! I can't take it anymore!
What?
I can fix her! I can fix her!
I can fix her!
I'll help you! I'll help you! I'll help you!
I don't know who you are.
Who are you laughing?
Because what the fuck did you cry?
What does she mean she can't open the laundry shop?
I'm so confused.
But why?
Why are you scared?
Somebody there?
Stop.
What is she fucking looking at?
Or she's being so weird.
Okay.
Nail up.
Can you stand up?
Please?
Now, tell me what happened. Okay? You don't need to be afraid. I'm here. I will always
protect you. Jeez, tell me about it. What happened? I can't, I can't, I can't tell you
what happened. I have to go home. I'm sorry. Bro, her mom definitely killed people, right?
Like that intro where somebody got stabbed? What was that? I'm going in her fucking shop.
I don't give a shit. Fuck her. Oh my God, I'm still opening. Jesus Christ. Oh my God,
You walked up before you even fucking opened, dude.
No, I'm starting to get a little nervous.
I'm starting to get a little scared right now.
Freaking me out.
You know what to do?
What do you mean you know what to do?
Probably gonna help this guy.
You're gonna be kidding me.
I gotta learn a regular job now.
Can I help you?
God, his haircut's chopped.
For some reason, the hair in the middle
is a great thing.
You're balding.
Is it because of the wrong shampoo brand?
Maybe.
Hey man, I want to tidy up my hair.
I don't like it.
Of course, the hair in the middle ain't grown, buddy.
I think you are chopped.
Shave the head.
Shave the fucking head.
What is this haircut?
There we go.
There we go.
Now you got a full head of fucking hair, dude.
You look fresh.
Fresh.
You spray that shit up.
There you go.
Look at that, man.
Must have shaked them dreads.
I can't give people dreads.
That'd be awesome if I could give people dreads.
That's not really a haircut you could do, though.
You know what I mean?
Like, don't you have to grow dreads
for like a very long time?
Like years.
Like, most people that have dreads, like, past their
shoulders, they've had, they've been growing that shape
for like five, 10 years.
Wait, this guy's straight and mahogany.
Hello, friend.
I wanna get a haircut here.
I thought it was out to school.
Oh my God, and he sits like a badass too.
Holy nuts out.
There you go.
I wanna get a good haircut here.
Well, there you go.
Yeah. Somehow changed his hair color.
I swear I heard whispering. Now I'm starting to tweak out a little bit.
where that nailer girl just dipped, we have no idea why.
It has to do with her mom, like 100%.
Has to do with her mom, and then whoever got stabbed
to death in that fucking first scene.
And excuse me, I have a very beautiful girlfriend.
I want my girlfriend to love me even more.
Do you think there's people that actually walk
into a barbershop and explain what they want like that?
I have to look good, otherwise my girlfriend
will break up with me.
I do I
Just say I walk in I say
Let me just get a fade on the sides trim the top, but I also have a very basic haircut
Like it's basically just sides buzzed and then I flop my hair down
Got a bit of a Superman thing going on here and oh this is
I'm gonna bring back the bowl cut dude bring back the carrot cut man that she was terrible
I
Remember dude when I was in high school when I was in high school. I'd sit in that chair. So yeah, let me get a hard part
They'd shave that chin in my head. I'd be like I look just like messy I
Look just like a I just look like a pro a pro footballer
This makes me look badass
Like an absolute idiot. We all did that bro. Yeah, and motherfuckers make fun of me for that
Yo, you know the hard part was bad ass.
The hard part was bad ass. Not anymore.
But there was like a, there was a good three-year span
where like every guy wanted a fucking hard part.
Hello, sir.
Tomorrow I'm doing a surfworking at a big company.
And I think I should tidy up my hair.
You can do it, right?
Buddy, I can, I can make any haircut you could possibly fucking desire.
You're going in you're going in for a fucking a little job
Little job interview a little job for the first day want to look fashionable. I understand
We'll give you that flat top taper fade there you go, buddy
She makes you a professional spray that shit up. See you later
You should grow out your hair.
You should bring back great curls, Joe.
Used to mug with three curls.
Now you look like a stupid sub-five Chad.
What the fuck was that?
Huh?
What's that?
I heard something.
Let me grab all my money first.
Hello?
Someone in there?
Hello?
So strange.
Maybe.
Alright.
I'm starting to freak out.
I have to close now.
I'll continue tomorrow.
I don't want to close.
Are you serious?
I'm gonna go fucking investigate what the fuck that shit is.
I'll continue tomorrow. I don't want to close. Are you serious?
I'm gonna fucking investigate what the fuck that shit is.
What the fuck are you kidding me?
Multi-landings have to do with how many haircuts you do right? Oh no...
You think? What did that say? I have to clean? Oh I have to exit first.
God.
AHH!
OHHHHHH
That noise scares me every time
Is grandma alive? I don't know we haven't seen her in days
And every time now I just spawn back at the shop
Where's Nayla at? I haven't seen her
She opened her laundry shop today
Bye
Did I?
Did I scare her off? What is that?
I have a theory, I have a theory, I have a theory that the first person we saw die was
the owner of this exact unit previously. And the mother kills the owner of said unit every
time. And that's why this was open. And Nala likes me and doesn't want to kill me. But she
She knows she has to, if I stay here.
It's just a game theory.
Who wrote this note?
Why tell me to leave?
What does it mean?
Strange.
It's gonna be just like a dead fucking chicken here tomorrow.
Today's where I get all the weird customers guaranteed, bro.
That or nail shows up bleeding.
Help me.
Help me!
Help me!
I hear somebody walking.
Oh my god. That guy was smiling.
Freaking me to fuck out.
What do you want?
Excuse me, sir.
How do I get a haircut?
What kind of cut?
Just a trim.
Yo, maybe the ending does matter
Based off what haircut I give them like that's a trim
That's technically a trim. I think I should I'm gonna start doing the haircut that they asked for I
Like that theory that that matters in some way
Maybe one of my customers a loyal customer saves me they see I'm getting attacked and they go no not my barber
Not my barber
And then he runs and saves me
Who else is going to give me the Johnny Bravo haircut?
Who else is going to impress my girlfriend on a date night?
I need him to be alive.
You're the only barbershop that's still open.
Why do they keep saying?
Are you afraid of the news going around?
Oh, hell no. What news?
Don't you ever read or watch the news?
Actually, I don't care about the news.
Now I get all my info off Twitter I
Get all of my info off Twitter. Did you see that Keanu Reeves died and GTA sex is dropping in May I
Get all of my news off Twitter at Grock is this true
In that case I want my hair to look cool, okay, he's not gonna tell me what the fucking news is
So there's a reason that all these barber shops are closing
But what the fuck would that have to do with Naila?
He said he wants a cool haircut.
Like I can't imagine a cooler haircut than this and I know this might just fuck up my
chances of having a good ending, but like the Johnny Bravo cut is the cut.
It doesn't get better.
It does not get better.
What am I going to read down this?
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Gotta clean this up here.
That's a first. You got a mohawk? I don't even think I could do that cut.
You sure you want me to fuck your shit up, man?
Not gonna look well.
Hello!
I wanna change my hair.
I wanna do a hairstyle that makes everybody look at me and like me.
Dude, you already have a sick ass fucking haircut.
Why would you change this?
Wait, I actually feel bad.
Ugh.
And now for real.
Wait, I could do that haircut now since when?
I've cycled through like every possible haircut I could do.
That'll make everybody like you.
Just a select back haircut.
I've also noticed the more I cycle through the haircuts, the more hair that lands on
the ground.
So I feel like I should just fucking give them the first haircut that cycles.
Because then I'm sitting here like a dumbass just cleaning for ten minutes.
whole wads of hair, so quiet tonight.
Wait, the music just caught.
I have a fucking broomstick, I swear to God,
if anybody presses me, I will swing on them.
I want to, I want to bring the dispenser
from my grandma's house to make coffee or drink.
I'll do it tomorrow.
The fuck does that have to do with the story?
Sitting here talking about wanting to make coffee.
I'm gonna close the shop.
I need to fucking clean up the hair first.
It's getting a little nerve wracking.
I think they're probably gonna kill my grandma.
Gotta grab the money first.
Yeah, half tail.
We TP back.
I think it's gonna bring me back to the house now.
Instead of day five.
Oh my god, it is just day five now.
Oh, I got a whole set up now.
We got a water cooler finished.
Coffee'll help me stay energized and fresh.
I'm gonna brew a cup.
Yep, turn that shitty music off.
Oh, yep, turn that shitty music off.
Thank you.
Let's brew a cup.
Throw some water.
Use coffee.
Easy.
Hot and fresh, instant coffee, just like I like it.
Sometimes I feel I need someone to talk to.
Yeah, you are.
I wish you were here.
I feel like the horror of this story
is this guy's obsession with nail.
Joe's having a cup of Jowl.
Got your reference?
Literate.
Can I help you with anything?
Just get to it.
Wow.
Must have had a bad haircut before, buddy.
I'll pitch you for one here.
I'll give you the first fucking cut we get.
There you go.
Looking beautiful, man.
Shaped up just for you.
See you later, pal.
Maybe next time don't be as rude.
I'm already gonna sweep the floor dirty as shit, but today is definitely the day that I get murdered here
That our nail shows up that'd be really weird she acts like she doesn't know me. Hi, I'd like to get a haircut just blinking and Morse code
With her long long weirdly long blanks
Excuse me. I'd like to get a haircut. Is that okay?
Sure, sir. But what kind of haircut would you like?
It's a standard cut. I don't want all the women glancing at me.
Of course. You want a haircut to stay away from women?
That's a first.
I'll give you something shitty. There we go.
Looks fucking great.
Don't think anybody will be walking up to you with that?
Have a lovely day.
hair thinning, I could see your sco-
what the fuck is happening?
gay sex, it just already fast forwards?
they told me to leave it like gay through, still hasn't opened her shop
there's gonna be something
oh no there's not
Dude, I'm starting to get fucking nervous, man, honestly, I feel I miss Naila, but I
don't know, am I destined to be alone?
Well, we're saying we're gonna be alone the rest of our lives because Naila didn't go
well, it was like the first woman you've ever fucking talked to.
We're fucking 0 for 1 and we're saying we're never gonna fucking talk to a woman ever again.
I mean, like, what a...
Dude, they're coming in with worse and worse haircuts, man.
Every time.
I don't even think I need to clean the fucking floor.
I feel like I'm purposefully doing this.
For no reason.
Hello.
Can you make my hair look like anime?
Like anime?
Oh, okay.
I'll do it.
Can you make my haircut look like anime?
Maybe like I'm a sort of Pokémon.
What would look like an anime haircut?
What is an anime haircut?
The Jojo Bazaar?
Bro, this is all shitty hair.
It just showed me that same haircut like fuck.
We'll do that.
You look just like you're from an anime.
It looks lovely I can tell the ladies will love that or men
I'm not judging
Never hitting up this barber. I'm right here. Also, so that's fucked up
Literally saying how I'm gonna give you a fresh fucking cut easy fade and you say you don't want it. I mean that's crazy
Dude I feel that this guy shows up every day this guy showed the same dude shows up every day
strange isn't it strange what do you mean a robber who killed the clothing store owner
hasn't been caught until now a robber who killed a clothing store owner that was the
bells the first scene we saw yes it happened nine days ago and until now the killer still
Hasn't been caught. He hasn't been caught. Honestly, that's terrifying. Could it be...
Maybe the culprit has already left town? Or whatever it is? I don't know. Alright.
My wife told me to tidy up my hair. Could you do it? Okay, he just intros the
conversation talking about the fucking murderer. Like, I'm instantly thinking
he's the murderer. Yep, tidy up your hair. Change hair color, too. Snap off a
Fucking finger there, buddy.
You're welcome.
Your wife will love it.
That guy's gonna slime you out.
You think he's gonna kill me?
In the opening scene, it did look like a man
punched over that killed somebody.
It didn't, oh, but they did have big arms.
I wanna make a cup of coffee.
You know who has big arms?
Nayla.
Mwah.
Sit in my cup of tea.
I feel like I miss Naila. I need to defecate. What? Who's set like I mean like are we having
impulses like a fly? I feel like I need to defecate. I haven't been in this bathroom yet.
Are we... Am I going to close the door? Okay, thanks, fuck.
Block that shit, defecate.
Squatting over, dude, they're just start banging on the door.
This must be because of the coffee.
Wow, fucking full squatted over this.
No way.
Customers coming.
Just a minute!
Bro, I feel like that's the murderer here to kill me, and I just happen to take a dump.
That's a perfect time.
What the fuck?
I haven't been to a box.
Oh, hell no.
Oh my god, it's gonna be a human head.
Needs scissors.
What's in the box?
Another note?
What's in the box?
Another note?
You will die, Kamu Akan, Nazi.
Who wrote this note?
What did I do wrong?
Yo, I'm instantly quitting this job if I fucking saw that.
That was Neyla.
That was 100% nail up.
You can see her eyes.
I have to go home.
I'm gonna kill myself.
Am I just leaving now?
Oh my god, there's dirt on the floor.
I have to clean the dirt on the floor before I leave.
Right as somebody just ran up and gave me a fucking note that said I'm gonna die.
I'm sorry, I gotta, I gotta tidy up first, fucking unreal.
I didn't grab the money.
Get me the fuck out of here.
Brought my grandma's gonna be dead.
I haven't seen her in days.
I'm already inside.
Grandma! Grandma, where are you?
Oh.
Hey!
You're home.
What's wrong?
Are you okay, Vito?
Any problem?
No.
I'm okay, Grandma.
I'm just... I don't know.
You don't need to worry about me, Grandma.
Okay? I'm going to bed.
Don't you worry about me?
I feel like I should be worrying about her.
Motherfucker gave me a note that said they're going to kill my ass.
I'm sleeping in the same fucking house as her.
Alright, whatever.
We're going to hear a big crash at night.
that's me sleeping fully clothed fully clothed in a long sleeve and a t-shirt and jeans
but it was uncomfortable sleeping clothes it's a grandma delivering the notes I don't think she
got that tracks printed her anymore man unless you've been doing gymnastics or some shit on
on the side and I just haven't seen it.
She needs help sitting up, standing and sitting down.
You think she dropped all that box and sprinted away?
Day seven.
Yeah, workshop today.
What about the other shop owner?
Because there's one to the left.
I'm starting to freak out.
Still hasn't opened her shop.
I have to put this letter I wrote inside of her shop.
Is it me confessing my love for her?
Oh God, that was super long.
How does she read that letter?
I'm definitely getting a bad ending.
By the way, somebody's gonna be in this bathroom.
Somebody's already walking up.
I'm gonna cut my hair a bit shorter and look handsome.
Of course, please have a seat.
Yo, I'm actually like raking in ch-
Bro, I could just do it like that?
I mean, how am I- how am I realizing this?
The fucking last day.
I could just cut his hair without going into that stupid tab screen.
You're joking.
Been playing this game for a fucking hour and I'm now just figuring that out.
You gave him a mop haircut?
Yeah, well, I stumbled upon a discovery.
I wasn't really caring about a haircut at that point.
I'm gonna fucking clean up real quick.
Before Naila comes with a knife.
Some guy in a fucking life beater.
Yo, what's up, man?
Finally!
A barbershop that's still open.
I'm gonna go on a date with my new girlfriend.
Choose a haircut that suits me.
Everybody has a new girlfriend, apparently.
There you go.
Best haircut around.
Everybody in town's rocking it, it's a bit of a trend.
I wonder why, it's almost like I'm the only
fucking barbershop in town, apparently.
Everybody's getting the same haircut.
Means it's a trend.
Watch the counter up.
Oh my god, that's me. Holy shit, that scared the fuck out of me. Somebody's gonna be behind
me. Somebody's gonna be behind me. Oh hell no.
Just no code. Why does she move at light speed?
What? So strange. Why does the power meter just suddenly run out?
Wait, is she only able to kill me in the dark?
Like when the light turned on she couldn't hurt me. Looks like I should close shop now.
That was really weird.
Like she wasn't able to like if I hit cancel I think she would have killed me.
You know like an SCP monster. It was like the lights were off and she was able to move at like warp speed.
Super strange.
Oh, hell no.
Bro, why do they take so long to blink?
You gotta turn that shit off, just get stabbed.
Story's over.
I hope...
Am I saying this out loud?
You'll be here tomorrow.
My sweet honey bee, Nala.
As she fucking slits my throat.
Oh my god, it's a hammer.
Sorry. Already closed. Don't hit me with the back end of the hammer, please.
That would have instantly fucking knocked my ass out.
Oh my god, do I have to pick a fucking- do I have to pick an item?
This changes the end of the game.
Those scissors aren't sharp. Spray bottle.
Spray bottle, you blinder.
I said it was a good choice.
It's a sleeper, heck.
I would be bleeding out of my sp-
Are you are we dead ass maybe about that maybe about that maybe about that I'm not gonna lie
maybe a really bad day it was definitely not the ideal okay I'm getting like actually
I'm super fucked up right now.
Okay.
Um...
Um...
We're gonna go...
Let's go normal.
Uh, we're gonna retry.
I'm gonna grab a different weapon.
I'm gonna grab a different weapon there.
Dude, it literally said c-
Oh my god, am I stuck with the fucking spray bottle?
I have to kill her with the fucking spray bottle.
I actually thought this was a sleeper feck.
Wait, she's kinda like falling asleep.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, maybe it is actually a sleeper feck.
This is whittable. This is whittable.
Oh my god, swing! How do you get into swing?
This is the worst weapon, this is so fucking stupid.
I'm doing 6 HP.
I'm gonna die.
Dude, I'm getting hit with a hammer.
I'm hitting her in the head with a plastic water bottle.
This is so stupid, I got the scissors.
You think I could change weapons?
Those dudes are not the scissors, you think I can change weapons?
It won't let me.
Where'd she tap out? Where'd she tap out?
Wait, it's one of them all. It's one of them all.
HIT HER!
I gotta go easy. I gotta go easy. I can't- I can't change my weapon. I'm doing six damage.
Oh my god, this is so horrible.
Am I lose on easy mode?
Oh no, I do so much damage out.
I do so much damage out.
Wait, actually chat, water bottle pick.
Water bottle pick, go to.
I still might die.
Dude, how much damage do you think like the scissors did?
Dude, I thought I would like spray her in the eyes and then take the fucking hammer.
I didn't think I would be 1v1 block battling her with this shit.
I'm still gonna die.
Oh my god.
We're so close, we're so close, we're so close!
One tap!
Unmask, unmask the villain!
Let's get to the bottom of the story.
Who are you?
What do you want from me?
You wrote all those notes, didn't you?
Oh my god, did I just wedge that into her brain?
It's actually my grandma waiting to be hilarious.
Dude I jammed a water bottle into her eye.
I...
I have no choice.
I'm forced to do this, still no explanation as to why,
and she died.
Okay, awesome, awesome.
So, that doesn't really tell us anything.
Wrong ending, what do you mean wrong ending?
How did I get the wrong ending?
What else would the ending have been?
Wrong ending.
Do you think I just needed to pick a different weapon?
You gotta save her?
How am I gonna save her?
Well, no, I killed her.
So that was the wrong ending.
Do you think I just shouldn't have done that QTE?
Like I shouldn't have clicked E.
I don't know. Oh my god, dude, I still need to take a dump.
Bro, I'm about to watch the other endings.
Oh hell no, I'm not giving that guy another fucking high-top taper fade.
Yo, get me out of here. We are watching the endings.
I'm not gonna go through that battle scene yet again.
Hit her in the head with fucking scissors 45 times.
Meh, meh.
True ending.
Bro, the fucking clippers only do eight damage?
Wait, how did I get the wrong ending if he used scissors?
Scissors are the 10 damage. I think it's because you stabbed her at the end.
You're not supposed to stab her.
What?
I died every time she hit me. He got knocked out?
Nailed him.
And was she all along?
Okay, she was low.
Oh my god, then you played her?
Bad Fido's body.
Oh, so the fucking good ending is I die?
Oh my god.
Hi, Naima.
I don't know if you'll read this letter or not, but I hope you do.
I want to say I like you.
Yeah, it might be weird, since I've only known you for a few days, but I'm serious.
Ever since I saw you, I immediately felt like I fell in love with you.
I don't know.
Is it because I'm lonely?
Honestly, I haven't talked to her or met a girl in a long time, other than my grandma.
Maybe that's why I caught feelings so fast, but I think you're special, Neva.
You're cool.
You're brave for running the shop alone.
I admire you.
You've been up at the shop for a few days.
Why?
Are you okay?
Bro, now I'm feeling real bad for Vito, man.
He, that was zero Riz.
Bro, you're being wholesome.
I've been getting strange letters saying I need to leave to be honest. I don't care about the threats like that
I'm worried about my grandma. I don't want to leave her alone two to three days. I'll be quitting
I'll look for another job won't be able to see you anymore. Oh my god. He was gonna fucking quit
Do you think she kills him?
I
I'm really sorry, you know for she really got to kill my ass still I was forced to do this by who
By who? What the fuck is this ass ending, bro?
I was forced to do this. By who?
The mom?
Talk to him, bro's dead!
Is he dead?
Where's my mother?
I said, is he dead? Oh my god, she's being forced.
Well, why is this guy forcing her to kill Vito? I want to be with my mother. Where's my mother?
But your mom's dead.
Your mom's in the toilet.
How did you do?
Did you try to fight me again?
Bro, so this murderer, like,
kidnapped the mom and forced her to kill people
so that he wouldn't die?
So she wouldn't die?
What? Oh my god.
Wait, no, she's alive.
Why are you still here?
I can't leave you here alone, Mom.
Naila, listen to me.
What a weirdo game.
He must leave this place now, first he gotta get clicked.
He'll kill you before he leaves this place.
Does she know that he's like three feet away?
No way she killed me and then she and her mom died anyway
She said the only option was killing veto killing veto or letting her mom die
I mean bro. She went home every day. She could have gone to the cops
Am I wrong? Like, I feel like this is not the only option.
I'm gonna be left behind by you.
Oh my god, and then you have to fight...
Oh my god, Vito gets alive again, and then fights the fucking murderer.
They kill him?
Oh my god, and then he dates the huzz. No way.
Cinema. Absolute cinema. Look at him smirking.
He's got to do a slow wink. Bad ending? Oh, bad ending? You have to actually kill
Vito. Wait, how do you get the good ending?
Oh, she drags my body. Oh my god, in what? She gives me coffee and I wake up?
Oh my god, you pour water on his face.
He wakes up and then helps kill them.
Yo, that absolutely took like three hours
to figure the fuck out.
Yeah, and then Vito kills him.
Okay.
Wow.
And I got the shittiest of all the endings.
Well, that was the least an interesting video.
Rain taking the three.
My parents found out on my cart.
Now people are spacing themselves for me.
I've been struggling with friends.
I feel like T.H.G. is something different,
but I've been much happier even without directly using it.
Do you have any tips for me?
Well, if you're too young to use weed, man,
I don't think you should use weed.
You could talk to your parents about it
and what you've been going through
and why you think weed helps you,
but you're probably gonna need an alternative
for that right now, man.
If you're at the age where your parents
are confiscating your weed,
you're most definitely too young to be using it.
Bart, take it for the four.
On Dizzy and Weed, take it for the sub.
Jinxie and Luke and Tony, take it for the five.
Gifted, Pringy, take it for the three.
Phantom for the 50 to Trevor Project.
Albert for the sub, Lit and Matt, take it for the sub.
Gig, take it for the sub.
Drew for the 10.
Create, think of the sub.
Full and mad for the sub.
Mr. Grimmy in play for the sub.
Golden in the frosty for the sub.
Genji, think of the three.
Commander for the sub.
Lucas, think of the three.
All right.
Chats.
That was the W game.
Bit of a weird one.
I don't know if I fucked with the ending.
I obviously got the wrong ending, quote unquote,
but I mean, like why would I not choose to fight back?
I feel like the average person would be like,
oh yeah, let me try and kill her.
We're going to be playing a game now called Hamster Hunter.
I don't know if we're going to beat it, but we're going to be playing a game called Hamster Hunter.
Which is a game where you hunt hamsters. Tomorrow we're going to be doing Dennis Disco retro rewind,
or if you do a model today, we could do Hamster Hunter Dennis disco and retro tomorrow. I don't know if a model is TOS is a model TOS. I saw other people doing it, but somebody I know Omegle you're not allowed to do.
What is the Amogl website? Amogl is a live, face-rating, and 1v1 arena where players compete
You can take a solo PSL test.
Hold on. I'm going to go pee and then we'll look at this.
Luca and Nif for the sub.
We might do Hampshire Hunter tomorrow then.
Either way, it's either Hampshire Hunter or Magal today.
Tomorrow's either going to be Dennis Disco,
or Magal, and then Retro Rewind,
or Hampshire Hunter in between.
Wednesday, early, tomorrow will be live like 3.30.
Wednesday, we're going to be live like 3.30.
Wednesday, we're going to be live like 3.30.
Wednesday, we're going to be live like 3.30.
Wednesday, we're going to be live like 3.30.
Wednesday I'm gonna be live at like 11 a.m. We're doing a short early react a then I'm gone to 7th of the 11th film in a video with
Jack one for his channel one for mine post on the YouTube all gone when we're back
We're gonna be grinding out directive 80 20. It'll probably take two streams to beat that. It's a new dark anthology
Like choice-based horror game that's coming out
Then we have like a random game day and subnautica two drops as well
We're gonna be playing that react day after that and then more subnautica more random games
We'll follow the light drops as well. We're gonna be doing gamble with friends soon
Which is a new game that dropped but I won't be able to play it before you leave
So I'll be playing it when I get back
Then we have a bunch of other games that we're gonna grind out basically full-on gaming and then just react content for like most of May
And then June we're gonna have an early June
We're gonna have another bigger charity stream probably some other shit
Neekush and Barthake of the four finish and look up the sub mods do a poll between hamster hunter and a model right now
I don't think it would be TOS of other people were playing it, right?
What was that?
Unless they like literally just made it TLS.
Should be fine.
Excuse me and Asman Gold did it.
Asman Gold did it.
What was Asman Gold's rating?
I wonder.
Oh, one, he got sub five.
Why, it could be like a regular PSL test, too.
Calm from the side.
Wait, calm me down.
We're back!
Quick pass.
Hold up.
or sent me another video.
Ah.
Did we do a poll on which one you guys wanna see?
Hamster Hunter's like a building game
where you kill hamsters and then you kill them quicker
by like fucking killing hamsters and getting money.
Very weird game.
Okay, so model one, what was the poll?
Sorry, I need to do this.
Okay.
All right, let me pull up the model.
How does this work?
How do I like pick a camera?
Camera check.
Complete a camera guide.
Start camera check.
Preparing session.
Okay, wait, is this should I take my headset off?
So how does this work?
I'm a sub three right now.
The lab, solar calibration, global rank,
private room, 1v1 arena, how to mod.
Face forward you win. Oh, you always start in sub three wait, so
This is this is literally like a BP like
fucking
face grinding game
You start in you start in sub three and you have to work your way up
I've zero and zero losses. I'm unranked peak 400 elone X rank loads here nor me
What do you think my maw grading will be hold up? I gotta fix my hair
should I be like flexing my jaw like what's gonna give me a better rating
well let's focus all right if I'm gonna log off I feel like I want my forehead
to look as small as possible because that's gonna give me a lower rating if
my if my if my forehead showing get greet curls what is solo
Calibration. Run a biometric test to unlock your Mog score, trait breakdown, identify
flaw and improvement protocols. What the fuck? Oh, I have to sign in to fucking, I have to sign in
to be able to get a rank. I don't know. Is this a safe website? Should I sign in? Like,
Like, should I sign in?
Make a fake email.
Jixi did it twice, but did he sign in?
I don't know, man.
It's saying Google will allow Yezhu World's
Fuku-Dabuwo.superbase.co to access this info about you.
It looks like a very sketchy.
Can I do 1v1s as a guest?
Oh, I can.
I can do 1v1 as a guest.
Does this work?
Add a profile photo.
your face becomes your avatar.
Photo.
Oh my god, wait, there's a guy.
What the fuck?
Oh shit, bro!
Yo, what the fuck are you laughing at?
Who is this guy?
Bro!
I'm gonna get a picture, bro. Get a picture, bro. I'm you. What are we going in overtime? You know, you know the score
Yeah
Jesus there's a mic I can talk to them. Oh
Hell no, I got to take my headset off. Yeah, but I can't hear what they're saying. How do I mute them?
I don't I need it. I brother 6,000 people online
line, which I won that.
I got ready to 5'8", though.
Jesus, wait, I got to sit up.
I feel like I got to stick my hair out.
He probably knows you.
This game is just so weird.
It's inaccurate.
Yeah, but how is it determining your log scores,
what I'm saying?
I don't understand how it's determining that.
All right, I got a full face.
Yeah, don't, don't move at all.
Do you think it's gonna skip?
Neckton.
Aye.
Oh my God.
Yo, what we're going?
You got the go at it.
You got the go at it.
You're getting logged like crazy bro.
Chad, light type shit.
Take a photo, take a photo.
Yeah, take a photo.
Eight five, eight six, clean.
I'm not going to be able to
get a clean high tier elo bro
climbing the ranks.
Right.
Right.
I said Jay Vox.
Yeah.
Oh eight five is actually awesome.
Eight five is actually awesome bro.
Holy.
Yo motherfuckers.
Yo.
I chat.
If you recognize me.
That's fine.
Bro.
If you're stream starting if you're
strictly locked in bro.
I'm literally trying to get to a low tier norming rank.
Flex on them?
Alright, ready?
Hold on, I gotta lock in.
Should I stare at the camera though?
I don't think I should be staring at the camera.
I don't think where my eyes are...
...matters.
What the fuck?
I don't think I should be staring at the camera.
I don't think I should be staring at the camera.
I don't think where my eyes are...
...matters.
Find a new opponent, bro.
You have to stare.
I should look at the camera.
Why was I 5'3 on the first one?
Because I was moving?
Doesn't make any sense.
Why is there nobody in my, is there nobody in my elo?
happening. God am I just that low of a rank? I'm getting ready. There's no one that low.
Why is there nobody that low? Doesn't everybody start at 400 elo? It's because I'm too attractive.
Dude, I'm still in fucking sub three rank.
Oh my God, I have to poop so bad.
God, I'm maxing in poop maxing right now.
Crazy.
Yo, there's like actually still searching.
All right, well, I guess we'll just fucking sit here
and type, oh.
Oh, run again, run again, run again, run again,
run again, walk in.
I
Get more girl
What is he doing that?
What are you doing that shit with your fucking face?
There's no- Yeah, more!
Edged. Pause. What?
Edged.
Edged. What does edge mean? Yo, also, is this not the most awkward thing in the fucking world?
I'm dying on the inside in these lobby chat.
There's a guy just dead silent going...
This is so awkward.
You cupped him?
But I'm not like climbing you know, I think it's because I'm going against I'm going against low elo chugs
I need to go against somebody. That's a high elo. I'm gonna eat three. I'm still in sub three. It doesn't make any sense
It's fully random
Lock in bro
I'm literally I'm literally what do you mean mocked how am I getting mugged there and it gave me a four on the first one and then a nine
I'm getting a four eight four then a four again. What the fuck is this?
You're so the human I'm not good, bro two wins one loss
I'm gonna take my heads. Is there a way that I can mute them just so I could take my headset off
Because I feel like I need to lock in
How do I mute motherfuckers?
Joe you're bad, what do you mean I'm bad? I'm like what I'm supposed to be training for
Hold up
I
Oh my god, it's plot it's pointing out my negative cancel tilt
Holy fuck wait, this happens actually unreal
I'm sorry grind log that guy there is no it actually just play it said flaw negative
Canthal tail it actually knows that I have a negative canthal tail, but that's fucked up. This is like making me insecure
Duck I got a nine. I've never seen a nine
Hold up. Is there a way that I can make my eyes not look like a negative canthal tail
Well, that's where I have, I have prey eyes, chat.
That makes me a chud.
That makes me a chud.
My eyes are like this instead of like this.
Wait, I have an idea.
No, that wouldn't work.
It wouldn't fill the camera frame.
I was gonna say, what if I put up a picture of someone?
What if you what if I do like a picture of like Channing Tatum? What did that climb you know you got a squint
So say go like this
Like point like put my eyes downwards
I
Yeah, that's it was fake as fuck yo it actually
Actually, I can't, dude, I can't look at the,
I can't look at the guy in my right.
Also it's all men, number one.
It's all men, everybody's a guy on this.
Also, I look over and they're just going.
Like I need to stare, I need to stare straight on.
Like if I pitted my eyes and I see them,
I just start laughing.
I need to just fucking
I'm gonna do that. I'm gonna do that. I'm gonna lock in suck in your cheeks
Like that
You're gonna get my pussy
Yo
get my job off. Fuck you. Fuck you, pussy. Get my pussy.
Get your opinion on that shit. That's cheating. That's cheating. You don't want to cover your
forehead oh my god this is lame bro this is lame this is lame and he's fucking
shit the whole time and I can't fucking speak because the second I speak it goes
all negative cancel tell all negative cancel tell all negative temple fell if
I start talking I get fucking sex okay okay I'm locked in I have a 3-3 fucking
win ratio right now
Luca, you don't need Bobo.
No, he's finding his bottle.
Luca.
Is that Joe Bartolos?
He's Scramber!
That is not Joe.
That is!
You have two fingers if you Joe.
That's it, that's not Joe.
That is!
Yo, that's crazy.
Oh
My god, I won
Yes, oh
I won that I won that I won that I won that bro. It doesn't take your average rating
I don't think it takes see I don't think it's your peak
Because you could peak at nine, but if you're averaging a seven it goes like seven four
yet average
I'll take my headset off, brother, then I can't hear what they're saying.
I'll take my headset off, I'm going to mute the desktop audio.
Just in case.
Just in case.
I don't want them screaming the N word or something like that.
Because then I'm like, they could be screaming a slur and I'm just sitting here going, walked
in, put the beanie on.
Oh my god, bro, like pull me in the game
They're actually still being set up, bro. They're playing on a fuck
What the fuck am I chopped holy shit 39 I'm putting the beanie on I'm putting a beanie
on. I got to cover my fat ass forehead. That will save us. That will save us. Hats, hats,
chat, hats. This is what we need. This is what we need. You got to reset when it does that?
Bro, I'm just like, was the headset getting...
Oh, excuse me.
Waiting for a pun.
God damn, dude.
Takes forever for people to join.
You're the guy from TikTok.
Oh, you, uh, you saw the beanie.
Oh, you're just putting that two and three together.
Holy fuck!
Yo, don't join a mog-off if you can't fucking get in, dude. Damn.
Oh my god, I'm sitting here waiting forever. Yo, it's Clive done this yet?
What do you get?
Hold up.
Easy one, easy one.
Yo GGs, bro
Oh
Too too sad too bad dumbass
He just said the n-word like five times. That's exactly why I muted that is exactly why I had the desktop audio
That motherfucker just said the n-word hard R seven times. Yo, your white ass should not be saying that shit, bro
Literally exactly I said GGs, bro. I hop on I just hear him ripping the hard R Wow
Wow literally the the exact reason when you guys say when you guys say oh Joe you shouldn't fucking
You shouldn't play you shouldn't play with your fucking headset on well
I have to mute the audio because then they literally I pull my hands around he's saying a slur
It wasn't you did it was I had my desktop audio full muted lame-ass white kids. Yeah, actually
I'm keeping that said on
Oh
Holy it was muted. Yeah, I know good
That shit was insane. I don't go GG's. He just leans in just starts saying the n-word
Oh
Reporting brother this
that guy looks like he's about to show his ball sack, he's getting me out of here, holy
what the fuck was that angle, see I don't know, I don't know, I don't know about this
game bro, I don't know about this game bro, that guy was shirtless with his, the angle
was all the way at the bottom, I fad'd out of that shit, holy no bro, I don't, yo this
This is literally like just turning into Omegle.
I don't know, man.
I'll cue like a few more, but that shit
is getting like concerning.
I wonder why?
Well, doesn't Omegle not exist anymore?
Do they bring that back?
I don't remember if they brought that back.
I know Omegle's TLS.
I don't know.
I don't think this game is, though.
They did but you wait what I
Feel like last time I heard Omegle got banned or like removed and then somebody created like basically a dupe of it
It's called it's not called the same thing now, yeah should be wrong that again God damn boy
That's getting like scary. I'd say I put on my headset news riff in the hard are the other dude
I and I lose elo for that. That's crazy
That's actually crazy. I would have logged back to him.
Home TV is what it's called.
Play the hamster game. Now we're going to have to play the hamster game tomorrow now.
Yeah, don't start don't start
your camera with you off screen.
It looks like you're about to
show your nutsack or something.
Oh, he didn't even hear me.
Oh my god.
This show part of Lucy.
Yeah.
What's up, bro?
I
Like why are they started why are they starting the comp like this?
Like is that not is that not crazy like just start bro literally just start like that just fucking stare at the camera
It's awkward, bro. I mean yeah, it's gonna be awkward, but I'm saying like it's just fucking like I have to set full face cam
Cuz I'm like this guy's like arm is in frame. It looks like he might be naked like
Oh shit's crazy
I'm not sure if it's easy.
No song.
No.
Oh my god you're falling.
You're falling so far.
Oh my god you're going to win.
I don't know. I don't know.
Oh my god. Oh my god.
Oh my god. No, this game's kind of fun. This game's kind of fun. Should I try to get like
a really low score?
I'm going to try to get a real, I'm going to get the lowest score I can.
I'll do one for the lowest score and then I'm done.
Melt maxing.
I shouldn't start like this.
This could be really sketchy.
Blow out your cheeks.
I don't know what would get me the lowest rating.
Like that.
Tongue out.
Like mouth open.
I got to find a new match, but nobody's in there.
Lift your eyebrows up.
like a
No way, no way
What the fuck
How the fuck did that give me an 8?
No fucking way, Joe Bart, no way.
Yeah, what a problem.
How did that give me an 8?
Why am I getting an 8 from that?
I feel like I'm fucking in my face.
That gave me like a better average score than if I just didn't do anything.
It needs to be a double chin.
I feel like I need to like change my face structure.
Do you think it would?
Do you think this would work?
Like, would it scan this?
No.
I don't want to get out of here.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
Fuck it all.
She's not scared, motherfucker.
Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
Now I... Now I...
It wouldn't scan.
Why would it not scan?
We need gang signs.
Was he for on up gang signs?
You saw gang signs?
See, I'm actually so focused on the staring of the camera.
That was racist.
What? That I said now I?
said. How's that fucking racist? One more. One more game. I need one more win. And then
all be done. Oh my God, find a new match. Come on. Force a double gym. That's it.
That's it. That's what we need to do. That's what we need to do. I'll get like a kill.
Yeah, yeah.
I'll click your board.
I have a lock in real quick there chat.
I'm like the 10 year old on a train ride or some shit.
All right, I'll literally last one.
Actually last one.
I'll play it while I lose.
That's what we'll do.
Play it while we lose.
Play it while we lose.
Are they all in the UK?
I don't know.
Maybe time zones.
Yeah, why are they all?
Kels, you got to get in there.
Kels is going to go here while we're
starting to have it on him.
I'm a lot worried about it.
Yo, what the fuck how am I against Joe Bart right now, bro?
No, bro, just locked in hold up
Are you for no
Joe
Are you are you actually fucking
Yes!
Ah!
There we go, bro.
He locked in, though.
He had, like, a five, and he went like that,
and it just showed an instant to a nine.
I haven't hit nine.
I think the best I've gotten was an 8-8.
What have I gotten, an 8-8?
What's the highest score I've gotten?
I think lowest I got was, like, a three.
I think I got a three and then an 8-9.
you can't make me laugh you can't make me laugh Joe please oh my god oh my god it
just ticked a nine I'm getting mugged by Joe no Joe please
I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
Oh, better luck next time. Fuck, Joe. Love you, Joe. Love you,
buddy. Yo. Oh, it's searching again. Dude, 10 wins. 5 losses.
I'm definitely not in this elo chat. I'm climbing. We're
We're climbing, to say the least.
No one!
Why are you smiling?
Dude, it's the method.
I feel like it doesn't do anything for the...
I'm just playing you guys. I feel like every person's like, oh, it's just, oh, it's actually
I feel like I'm just playing my chat right now, like actually.
Okay, we're 11 and five, bro.
I'm 39 elo from low tier normie.
Bro, do you think at a higher ranks, it's just straight giga-chads?
Honestly, if you know like this game, you'd probably start going against guys with like perfect jaw structures.
He gets a high rank, I'll take forever.
He's locked in, you ain't even gonna score a 7-3, that's weak, bro.
You gotta step up your game.
Oh, hell no.
Clenched it, clenched it, victory, in three, there it is.
12-5.
You said he was done eight games ago, you have it now, I'm playing till I lose.
Now I'm playing till I lose, so I need, you know, I can't, it's a play till I lose angle.
This is a one more until it's done.
I'm addicted to this game.
Oh
Fuck
Why are you laughing bro because I'm looking I every time I glance over at them and they're
just like we're both just sitting there just staring at our cameras it's like so stupid
Oh my god!
It's the dumbest thing ever!
It's just it-
Yeah, and it-
It's the silence, cause like I hear their fan in the background, so I'm like both of her mics are on and neither of us are talking.
Holy fuck.
Ahem.
Oh my god.
You can't step into frame. You can't step into frame. You're ruining his DP rank, bro. Come on
Literally friends are tearing down his rank right now chat. I don't think you understand
I don't think you understand them stepping in the frame is ruining it the friends are selling
With other people there ten elo needed and I'm low tier Normie
Ten elo needed low tier Normie
Why do we lose what we lose I'm hovering a solid eight for a
Fuck no eight nine
This is real
Now president dimly lit room with a white background this is actually cheating I'm recording you
Holy fuck, I just got mauled.
Oh, no, you got that.
Is this real?
Oh my god, I just got fucking mauled.
That's unreal.
Wait, is this real?
Damn it!
You got to tilt your head up.
I will say, I think if I'm like this, versus this,
literally, look, 8-2, 8-9.
8-2, 8-9.
But that's like cheating.
You know, I feel like you got to stare at the camera. I can't be like,
sticking my neck out. One more. No, we just played 20 games.
It's fun. It's a little stupid though. Oh my gosh. Let me stop the virtual camera.
LF, thank you for the three. Thank you for being an amazing creator. Thank you for tuning in. Thank
you for the support. Gavin and Diva, the sub, Ryan, the sub, Crispy, Jumping, Cooked, Ryan,
and Mollit for the sub. Theo, thank you for the 70 to Trevor Project. As somebody that's been raised
raised by two moms, or one of them had suicidal thoughts,
this charity means a lot for me.
Well, I'm glad that your moms is still here,
or both moms are still here,
especially the one that had suicidal thoughts.
And I hope if you're ever going through something,
you get help you need as well.
Thank you for the 70, thank you for the support
for this charity.
Junior to the sub, Kyle with the sub raging for the four,
Thuggan, thank you for the three.
American Intorna, thank you for the sub,
Stucker, thank you for the five, gift it.
SQ0, Kai, Luke, and Icebook for the seven,
Mr., thank you for the three.
Bodie and N, thank you for the seven.
G at nine kush con binnish. They give the sub ban take of the three rain take of the five
Knox of the sub chat. We were able to raise
$5,690 today. I'm going to match that at the end of stream. I'll just do
5700 so we'll have raised
What is that 12? No, not 12 11,400 dollars or so
So, fucking great charity stream.
Why be thinking of the five?
I want to say again, Chad,
if you guys are going through something,
get the help you need.
Suicide is never the answer.
Especially if you're part of the LGBTQ as one
of my audience members.
If you're going through something,
reach out to Trevor Project.
They have their own specific hotline dedicated
to people in part of the LGBTQ.
Obviously, if you want, you could still, you know,
converse with 988 or, you know,
a different general hotline,
but the Trevor Project exists for that reason.
Like, somebody was saying the statistic.
I actually think it might even be a little bit higher than 30%
where so many, so many young LGBTQ members commit suicide.
It's very sad.
So make sure you get the help you need
if you are going through something.
You should not feel ashamed of who you are.
You should get the help you need
if you're going through something.
I know I'm saying it's broad advice,
but it's like I can't really help people specifically.
Hence why we do a lot of these charity streams.
But there's a W charity stream, W stream in general.
I'll post the donut right after stream ends.
I'll be live tomorrow at like 3 30. We're probably gonna start out stream with dead as disco the new game
That's dropping literally tomorrow
Then we'll play that hamster hunter game that we were gonna play today. Maybe another itch game or some shit and then retro rewind
Tuesday that's Tuesday Wednesday, I'm gonna be live at like 11 a.m. I know it's a weekday
But I it's the only time I could go live if I'm gonna stream that day, so I'm gonna go live like 11 to 2
It's gonna be like a short react day
Then I'm going to set it to the 11th film of the video with Jack one for his one for my channel
Post on the YouTube. I'm gone and we're back the 12th of May, which is next Tuesday
So I'll be gone for five days
We're back next Tuesday. It'll be story
Storytime directive a 20. We're gonna start the new game that's dropping
We'll probably finish it that next Wednesday and then play some other random games after the next Thursday
The 14th subnautica two drops. We're gonna grind that either solo or multiplayer. I don't know yet
But then that React day next day, Subnautica 2 and other random games the day after that
we'll follow the light drops that next week and we're going to grind out, you know, Subnautica
2, random games, horror games, things of those sorts.
Probably another charity stream early June, late May, but I am going May 29th to June
2nd as well.
It's like a three day break or a four day break.
Oh, 007 drops in mid May as well.
So we get a lot of gaming upcoming, a lot of React content, vlog obviously, and content
with Jack Pembroke.
and then we'll probably plan some other special streams
as well.
But it was overall a fun stream chat.
And we are going to call that there.
Face you, Take the Five.
Started college philosophy really been interesting.
Thanks for the videos.
Thank you.
Kayla, Take the Three.
50K Bartbuck, Sata 2.
I should have gambled.
Rast, Take it to the Sub, Drive to the Sub.
Yeah, predicting on Bartbuck's could be a pretty scary thing.
20 Sata, Take it to the Sub.
You can't go all in.
You got to hedge your bets.
All right.
But yeah, chat.
Go watch the YouTube videos.
We're going to be posting the main gaming philosophy tomorrow as well.
Also, we're going to rate fucking pretty cool Frankie.
Bro's live right now.
Appreciate y'all. Hope y'all had fun.
And I will see y'all later.
We are going to raid.