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Thank you.
on this fan-fucking-tastic Wednesday, everybody.
We are live super, super early today, chat.
Deadly corpse, thank you for the fucking 50 subs.
It's like, if you're gonna stop
and thank you for the 50 fucking gift, it's chat.
This is the only time I could go live today,
and since I won't be live the next five days
because I will be filming with Jack Pembroke.
I had to go live right now.
I know it is the middle of the week.
I know it's 11.30 in the morning.
It's the only time I could go live.
I'm assuming like half of my audience right now
is gonna be European.
So welcome to all of my European people
as well as the people that are, you know,
in North America that are able to watch.
But, yeah, probably a lot of UK people, maybe some Australians.
I don't really know the time in Australia.
Anyways, chat, it's a short react day today.
I'll probably be live for about two and a half hours, maybe three hours.
We're just going to be watching like maybe three, four videos.
Aluminum taking for the five gifted.
Thank you for giving us something.
Thank you for the five gifted.
Great taking for the sub.
Yeah, we're going to be watching like three, maybe four videos today.
Then I am gone for the next five days the 7th to the 11th. I'll be posting on YouTube still active
While I'm gone, but I will just not be live. I'm doing a YouTube video for Jack's channel one for mine
We'll be back the 12th
Which will be next Tuesday and we're going to be doing story time probably some
Random shit as well as directive 8020 drops that day
So we're probably going to be playing that.
I assume we'll beat it the next day.
Then the day after that, that Thursday next week,
Subnautica drops or Subnautica too.
So we're going to play that as well.
Then we have React Day, more Subnautica, more random games.
We'll follow the light.
I want to do a group gaming day where we play Gamble with your friends,
me, Sneak, Zushi, Chris, everybody that I normally play with.
Um, and then what?
And then we just have a bunch of other random shit that we're going to be doing.
Another charity streaming like late June or not late June, late May, early June,
but probably early June.
Uh, and then I'm going again, May 29th of June, second, so like three or four days.
Uh, but right when we get back, we're basically going to be grinding stream for
like two weeks straight.
Uh, I'll probably have like one or two off days though.
Shadow, thank you for the three.
Love your videos.
Thank you.
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Anyways run down of the reacts today chat lock in
Core house new 20 million dollar house. We're gonna watch the house review because why the fuck not I love watching house reviews
It's interesting. It's also a mansion. So it's fun to see
Serial killers who accidentally chose the worst targets the car conspiracy theory apparently it was re-uploaded
I'm assuming it got copyrighted because Disney blows
but
Yeah, we're gonna watch that as well if we have more time will obviously pick more videos
But since it is like a two and a half hour stream
I only immediately chose three don't know and chase the club is keys
Take it to the three who back out and thank you for the sub people for the nine
But I'm one of the months that I could catch a stream Ari for the sub will welcome lock-in chats to cross
Thank you for the sub first video of the day lock-in
our new 20 million dollar house tour
Oh
Yeah, anybody remember the day when you were like five not five years old when you were like eight and you thought a million-dollar house was this
My rewind to the overshot I
Feel like everybody know actually though a million-dollar house in Texas is kind of like this
No, it's not. If you're in, like, West Virginia or, like, Texas, million-dollar house might
be that big. Not with property, though, and a tennis court.
I love how they just use straight copyrighted music. Why do they do that? It's like now
they can't even monetize their own video.
Yeah, yeah
You're rich, I don't know bro like every any time I watch like a video with Ron or any of those guys
It would just be like straight full coffee right?
I know way too many people here right now that I didn't know last year
Who the y'all I swear feels like the last few nights we've been everywhere in bag
But I just can't remember it all
What am I doing?
What am I doing this? Oh, yeah, that's right. I'm doing me
How much do you think those houses in the neighborhood below them are like over here?
Like they look really small from a distance, but I guarantee you those are like five bedroom houses
Those houses are also probably like five million dollars in the back
Living life right now, man
That's what I'm gonna do till it's all over
This is in LA
Till it's all over
I'm just far from over
Yeah!
See, like, I never want to live in LA
I think, in my opinion, LA is like a shit hole of, like, a place to be
Like, so many
It's just like too much rise and grind shit
And it's like, also, I feel like I grew up...
I know, dude, that's what's weird is, cause like,
Half of the fuck these guys are from like the Northeast, but I feel like I've been to Cali and I loved like San Diego
I went to San Fran like I've been around Cali. I
I think it's nice, but like I could never live in LA
It's so many like it's it's not just influencers, bro
like the vibe of being in LA is like
You have to be like better than everyone
Yeah, it feels like it. I don't want to say it feels evil because it's not but it like it feels like I would never be able to be like
Oh, yeah, I live in LA
It's like fake I'm not saying they're fake. I'm saying the LA vibe is
New house new crib
So why we step in obviously, bro. No, we got this epic ass background music
7% skill, 1% luck, or whatever that shit is.
Oh, Power Woo.
Boom!
What is that song?
Yeah, I used to listen to that shit when I lifted, when I was like 13.
So while we're stepping, obviously you have Marlin, why don't you stand there, you know?
Marlin lives in a library.
Kind of gay.
Kind of like, you know, library, why is it like, old-buck, you know, you know what I'm
saying?
I'm not even going to a library.
If this was my room, I'm tearing down those fucking...
I am tearing down these wooden cabinets.
Holy...
Kind of, gay, um, kind of like very, you know, library-wise, like,
like, hold on, you know, this is, you know what I'm saying?
Um, I think that should be it, he's over by me.
Haunted, actually.
This is too rich of a house to be haunted, though.
There's probably only been one person that's ever lived here.
Way too rich to be haunted.
He's so old man, so this is not what I'm gonna say. I don't even know what I'm thinking for it. I think I'm gonna do like something like this.
Obviously this is really fit the box.
That's what I'm saying, brother. This shit literally looks like you're in like a fucking castle. Oh my god, bleed purple.
I'm
This is we bleed purple here at twitch.com or twitch.tv
At twitch.tv we bleed purple
Would you live in a content house hell no every content house I've ever seen has been the dirtiest
Fucking shit ever. They all organ on I'm not just saying the core boys
OScs they all do this shit. They have their own room
That's clean and then right when you walk outside into like their common living space. It is just boxes
Boxes of stuff the sinks full nothing's in the fridge. They only order food
You know, it's actually a frat house like but worse
But worse because it's a frat house full of rich guys that just buy stuff and forget about it
So you'll see them in the hallway being like, oh, yeah, this is just shit from like two years ago
And it's just like sitting in a box. I'm like why what the fuck
First floor, right outside and you don't see everything.
It's kind of like games there.
Oh.
Oh.
Wow.
It was calling.
We're ringing.
Do not ring.
First floor.
First floor, Bob.
You know what I'm saying?
And another one was on the first floor.
Right up there.
Come on.
Why is he running?
Come on.
Where are you?
I'm here.
Silk, where are you going?
Welcome to my humble abode.
Yo, can I say that?
I feel like when it's not only just echo shit,
like obviously you have sound problems with bigger rooms
and echoing and like, you know, sound transfer back and it goes into your mic and it fucks up the audio.
I also just feel like I like, obviously I did this stream room versus my old one because this one has more space.
But I still like the idea of like a cozy vibe.
You know what I mean?
Like this is a smaller room.
Like what, dude, when there's stream rooms in like a fucking living room with 30 foot ceilings, I'm like,
this it feels like it's just like a weird PC spot like like it's just in a
living room so as you guys may see it is a very open like a dining hall so you do
see a lot of my old stuff from the last house here did they buy this house or are
they renting I'm gonna make this I'm assuming it's a rent
Oh, you told me, what?
Elise, how much did they say?
Because it's a $20 million house,
but they're probably running for a lot.
It's probably like 100K a month.
52K a month.
Do you think they all split that evenly?
How does that work?
What?
Oh, my god.
How much would that be per person?
Stilke's in the back two three four five six seven don't say six seven. What's 52 divided by seven?
8k a person
Like 8k 8k a month
They're spending 96k a year each to live here
We learned that we prepared.
We prevailed above all the odds.
I have haters, but it's okay.
So basically you're removing everything out of this room.
That's like terrifying.
I'm gonna turn it into a streamer.
You make 60K off subs a month.
Bro, Zod, I'm just saying like the idea of spending
nine K a month in rent,
when you have six roommates is crazy.
I understand they're living in a $20 million mansion.
I'm saying like they're pet they're fucking it's the phase guys are it's the core it's the core boys
Actually, it's not even the core boys. It's cores. I get it right. Yes, and then I have that Wow
Face doesn't exist anymore here like a little alt their protein does the content team does not
You know mama was talking about
Room of his it's like a bedroom
This is where you go bring them, bitches!
This is me!
This isn't me!
This is me!
This is me!
This is my kitchen!
This is my kitchen!
Ah!
Official kitchen!
This is my kitchen!
That will not be used for anything.
That will not be used for anything because Ron and all of them just buy air wand every
fucking day.
This is going to just be full of stuff in a week.
Bro, can we get can we can we somebody please convince them to do an update in a month?
In one month redo this house tour and
Just don't clean anything up as is just show it and it's going to be it's going to be just full of stuff
My god, what are you putting an entire cow in that fridge?
Oh, is that half-fridge half-freezer or is it a double-fridge?
It's a valid-asked question the fuck that is a valid-asked question. That's exactly what the fuck I was asking
What do you mean bro that I mean that matters?
No wait, they're both fridges.
Oh, it is amazing.
Hey, rice and crackers could hit.
Rice and crackers.
What? Rice and crackers?
It's all for heaven.
It's all for heaven.
Okay, we gotta keep this paper.
The last kitchen was disgusted.
Why is everyone here?
No, listen, listen.
If you have to...
No, what's the reason for all this disgust?
We gotta clean up after this.
Yes.
No, it's not doing the job.
Maybe we should put this...
I...
Well, it scales pretty badly
because you don't clean up after yourself once.
Nobody's gonna clean up at...
And dude, it's kind of like a grudge match in in that sense is like if one of them leads something out
You're not going to throw it out for them
And then you're also gonna feel less obligated to throw your own shit out because they're not throwing their stuff out
What's the Marley team, what the hell?
What's the Marley team?
No, it ain't trippin', it ain't trippin'.
Anyway, let's say this is probably where I'm gonna put my setup.
Big angle right here, we got a borrow in here.
I'm probably gonna put a lot of production shit over here.
This feels like a way better stream room.
Like a way better stream room.
A lot of production shit over here.
Yeah, that's a lot of money.
Oh, okay.
Connect.
Oh, you got a bar, oh my God, yeah, dude.
You got a bar in the back.
You put your PC right in that corner.
Oh, I'm a room.
I need to get that.
Bro, there's nothing to go in.
What the fuck is this?
It's goggles on the inside.
Chill, chill, chill.
Anyway, access to the pool that is working on the pool.
But it's huge backyard.
Should we go to the backyard or wait?
Let's wait.
We good.
Let's just take it to the backyard.
It's huge.
Look at this view.
Look at this fucking view.
Oh, wow.
Bro, you really think they split the rat?
You think they split the rent evenly?
Cause like, I don't think motherfuckers under,
you know, the level of like money they make varies drastically.
Right?
Like some of these guys make five million a year
and some of them make 500K a year.
Like some of them make 15 million a year.
Right? Like it's like a big difference.
Ron probably makes the most.
I would agree. Right now, I don't know if Ron has the most money, but Ron makes the most.
Then I would probably say Jason.
I would probably say Ron, Jason, Lacey, Adapt.
Marlin, I have no idea because Marlin does like modeling shit and I don't know what that pays at all.
Stable Ron lives there. He's in the video.
Just just imagine what we could do with this you have the most I'm not a part of the core voice
I don't think if we tried we could get close to Ron levels
I mean I make more than Ron on YouTube because Ron doesn't really do YouTube
But like Ron's streaming income like collapse is mine cuz he averages like 4x what I do view eyes and runs ads
We should try to do that.
We should try.
We have a 360 driveway, so it goes all the way.
IRL rocket.
Unfortunately, though, never.
No one here is making 500K a year.
Everybody here is making 2 mil easy.
Cap.
Cap.
Cap.
I think the top guys are making 10, 12 mil.
Yeah.
15 mil.
But I think, like, case on.
He's not making it too mild, yeah, I mean I'm not unfortunate. No much. I love that
Sponsorship sponsorship scale with view count and new group. Yes. I mean, and yes, they get like group sponsors
He's not a corboy. Well, he's there. So I'm just saying
The fucking hot dogs they fans that live next door that ass
Dude imagine growing up here, holy nepo, baby. What the fuck
Growing up in Calabasas, California in a fucking $30 million house
I'm out of touch. I'm like chat. I used to live in a trailer like for like the first nine years of my life
Like I obviously I was a kid then but I'm saying like I
I'm not like I didn't grow up with money. I have money now, but I'm like
There's a level like when you say out of touch you got to think like motherfuckers that live and grow up here like
They don't even know if that's a good griller, you know, they, you know, y'all need to go to Traeger grill. Where's that blackstone?
Where's that blackstone at? How are you gonna make fried rice on that? You're not.
Everybody help, everybody help, good job.
Why would they be making fried rice?
Because making fried rice on a blackstone grill is a top three meal all time.
What?
You ever made breakfast? Have you ever made breakfast on a blackstone?
We're talking in here.
So, do you own one?
own one? No, but I've used them at Airbnb's. I've never used the Traeger
grill though. I'm always too scared. I don't understand the pallet shit. When I
see a Traeger grill, I'm like, I'd love to know how to use this, but I'm not
gonna figure it out.
We got it Jim
Yo, I love cool home gyms, but
but I
Feel like it's more motivating to go physically to a gym than have a home gym
Because it's like an activity obviously it's more ease of use to like just work out where you live
But I'm saying like there's gonna be other people there that you don't know. I feel like it's more of an activity
My gyms an hour away, okay, well, why did you get a gym membership for a gym? That's an hour away
Two-hour drive to work out for 45 minutes
feeling our pride possession right there with that the clan content with
the year yeah we had to get the third and a streamer will go to face clown
we're coming for that there is my favorite area to have them be in here
every single morning a debt is changing he's transformed that the same thing now
You gave up on me.
Stop touching my leg!
You just build a chance to get me here.
I'm not gonna get you, you got a lot of people.
And of course, you got a lot of people.
And they see you every day.
What?
Yeah, well, I'm gonna get you.
I'm ready to get you.
You're a ass.
Yo!
This is a real look at the theater.
Fuck me.
Ah.
See, this is fucking awesome, dude.
What?
I'm ready to get you.
You're a ass.
I
Welcome to the game of mafia
Now it's pissing me off that would be like actually the coolest thing ever
We're on yo, I'm not even gonna lie chat if I had a bowling alley at the ready at all times
I'd be ripping a 24-hour bowling stream. I would literally I would literally be like we're bowling until I score 300
Just full reset the game every time
You can afford one you dude you notice this here I'm gonna guess
Like this room million dollars
Have a functioning bowling alley even if it's one lane you have a functioning bowling alley
More you think it's more
No
Not more. I'm gonna look that up
How much is a custom one lane bowling alley in a house
150k I feel like it'd be way more than that
What's a hundred fifty K to install the bowling alley, but you got to keep in mind the this room is the size of some people's houses
like
You have a bowling alley is is like half a football field
Like this is a big-ass room. Do you need space is the biggest thing?
So yeah, maybe like 150k, but then the space itself might be like 200 like actual like room life
You know them lanes ain't getting the right select chat, they are not up keeping that would
Go, go, go, go, go, go!
Actually, you gotta do a turn here.
You are mad!
Oh, fuck the gutter!
This could be one of those lanes in a month
where you fucking throw a spin the second it hits the ground
and just rips right into the gutter.
I don't know.
Guess I gotta loft the ball 100 yards.
Guess I have to throw the ball into the bins.
No, please!
No, James!
Oh, yeah!
Worst bowling alley I've ever been to is in San Diego.
Worst bowling I've ever been to is in San Diego.
It was a bar bowling alley, and it was like this really old bowling alley.
No oil on the lane.
I threw the ball, 75% down the lane, instant curves into the gutter.
Overspin every time.
Oh, no.
What did you make for them?
What's next?
I made this big air, and you're gonna have some party in there, man?
I think it's moving like a dick, dude.
Woo!
We can look and do actually nothing for the next 12 months here.
We got this, we got to clear this out.
That's a fact.
Today will be such a shit for a year.
Ew, there's like poop stains right here you got to have.
Hey, look at this.
Look at the books on the roof.
Whoa, why is that up there?
No, no, there's some weird shit going on in here, bro.
I trust me.
Over here, K-Son, I think this is your spot, right?
What?
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
I got an ass door hit in the room, just walk away.
Gave this motherfucker the closet of the mansion.
There's not a single outlet.
All right.
You try.
There's not an outlet?
Yeah, that shit is, this shit is actually just a fucking room.
So I guess-
Nothing in here, one light bulb.
I'm in the most-
It's not even covered.
It's one of those ones that goes.
Oh
Just like a static arm
Loaded part of the plays if please enter tonight so we got no outlets
But we have more reels saved in the last house
Tell me that
Is that a water heater?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, he did say that
because he had to put his clothes in.
Yeah, yeah, plus it, plus it.
He had that whole room.
Set up over here.
Yo, yo, he makes music.
Put him in the boiler room.
Put him in the boiler room, bro.
That's the name of an actual, wait.
What do you mean, ball right?
Look.
But put that motherfucker in the boiler room, watch that shit.
He could remake that with like four people.
Hey, you guys, what happened?
I'm gonna be okay, son.
Hey, man, what's going on?
That's right.
I'm assuming he doesn't actually live there.
Oh my God, what's this?
A GTA garage, bro?
A night-team car garage.
A brand-new Audi!
Yes!
A night-team car...
Is that one of their cars?
What the fuck happened?
Oh, no, what happened?
That ass is really tight.
Oh, did you get shot?
Oh, man, we want to light some light, yo.
Son.
So let's control them all, somebody's got it.
Shut the fuck up, bro.
Okay, let's get it done.
He's like, hey, who's that dude with his sword got ready?
No, no, Ron, this is where he said he was going to do sprints everywhere.
No, it ain't true. It's like up and down, up and up and down.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Haha, so cute.
Oh, I'm so...
Should we go upstairs and have a look at you take a look?
Yeah, a little balcony area.
I don't know what to do with this.
This is where I'm at.
Is there like covers for those couches though, or does it just never rain in LA?
I
Think I'm gonna put my set up here
God this like stresses me out the unpacking shit
You know they mean oh
Oh, do you think they pay somebody to unpack all this shit and do it to themselves?
Oh, just like fucking 150 saran-wrapped boxes.
Fuck this.
What do you have the bubble wrap about this?
Put the chat TV here.
I feel like some cool stuff here.
Get your fucks with this.
Now, you wanna know what is in the same room as the bathroom?
It's nice.
No!
I might actually...
What's your cozy bath?
And it's around
His first time to serve a family
You got a 360 panoramic car
This is tough
I feel like it is a seniority thing where like adapts should get the best room
Like to do that books the Airbnb gets the best room
This is uh fucking insane not all the crib
I was talking about that the other day mother fucker said what do you mean a
detached bidet that exists it's you shit in the toilet and then you hover over
To the day and then it washes your butt instead of having an attached one. This is expensive
We see the water pressure
Bro, he got that ray gun that isn't broken. I bought that same fucking one
Wait, where's the lead?
Actually, I don't think his is 3D printed.
I think I got scammed, bro.
I bought that fucking $300 ray gun off Etsy.
Yeah.
It was cool, and I know it's not their fault
or I've broken into mail, but it also
was clearly 3D printed.
You just can bring it back?
So right here, we actually have four bedrooms,
all basically right next to each other.
I decided to take this bedroom right here
as my main bedroom.
You know, I'm not the bad to TV.
I got no couch.
I'm gonna be put in a nasty in this bed.
I'm gonna be put in a terrible cellar.
So, right in that.
I have that same tortilla blanket.
It calmed me down when I was having a bad trip one time.
And then I caught on fire.
The nasty in this bed.
I'm gonna be put in a terrible cellar.
So, right in that store.
Is actually my stream room right through here.
How?
What was the different day that I caught on fire?
I was tripping really bad one time.
This is like a third time I ever tripped.
I was sitting on the couch,
I was freaking the fuck out dude.
It was like maybe 45 minutes an hour into the trip.
So it was like the come up,
but it was like hitting pretty hard.
We were playing man of a dawn.
I started melting into the couch,
but I was like, covered in this tortilla blanket.
And I was like kind of like holding it.
And I was like, the softness of it was like bringing me down.
Here, that's easy in that corner.
I already got all set up.
got the how to burn well we are by a fire one time in a corner fire jerseys on
the wall burn a hole in it
we're gonna freeze with one Gatorade
You think that is possible that hey, I just got a shot?
A quick shot?
Yo, the view, though.
To the basketball court from here?
Well, actually, this part of the view, the back view is better.
Oh, yeah.
You need a home.
That's impossible.
Oh, my God.
How did you do that?
Is food 100 times better while tripping?
No, food's disgusting.
I won't eat for seven hours.
I drink a lot of water and I pee constantly.
You really wearing that apple bro
Alice we just got bro. He's one of the wood in the new house
Nice room it's calm. I stole a death messy jersey right. He has so much Pokemon stuff
Hungry up on the wall.
What the fuck?
Hey, I also-
You are bare bricks still worth a lot of money.
Like, are they still going up in value, like stagnated?
Are they going down?
Hey!
I feel like it probably depends on which one.
I know that messy-
No, no, no, no, no.
You stole that shit!
What's wrong with you fucking?
You got a chocolate bar in the middle?
Connect no ask cloak he would know quote collects bare bricks
Yeah, Dapk got the real mill plaque, bro
Mickey downsize in those motherfuckers. You see the other one sitting right there. I ain't got anywhere to hang him up
Make them smaller
Dead ass I think in like three years they they don't get rid of the YouTube black
But I think they either downsize it again or just make it like some sort of shit you gotta pay for
Like I feel like it would be better if you had to pay for it
But it was better
That sounded really dumb like you only can buy it if
You have a million subs, but you got to pay like a hundred bucks, and then they send me a real one.
Like, I would do that.
Ta- But yeah, you're rich though.
If you have a million subs on YouTube, you can spend a hundred dollars on a fucking YouTube plaque.
What- What- What type of word fucking shit are we trying to pull right now?
What do you mean, oh, you're rich though?
If you get a million subs on YouTube, I would spend a hundred dollars to get that OG plaque.
The one from the like the fucking 2014 days where it was like an actual plaque in a frame and it was metal
That's wood. It's not even magnetic. I don't even I think it's painted what this look
Is that magnet?
Nothing
I don't know what the old ones were like the actual YouTube YouTube plaques from like 2015
maybe even before then I think those were metal
Denny the cheetah fell
Oh my god he's still hanging on you see him
I had maybe seven shots of LeBron Henney in one night because my friend bought a bottle
I opened he gave it to me as a joke. I opened it and he was like, oh, I was gonna keep that and I was like, oh
And then we drank the bottle but it was bad
Bad, I think I had a shot on stream of it one day. I just think Hennessy and cognac or not cognac. What is it?
Cognac is is it cognac. What is Hennessy?
Yeah, it is cognac. I think cognac tastes disgusting.
Oh, man.
That's what kind of looks like a drink for a minute.
Over fermented wine.
You ruin everything.
I've seen races, though.
I've seen races.
All right, listen, everyone's rooms look bad organized. I don't know why and how. It's
been a day since we arrived.
My fucking room is nowhere near organized.
I told you, when Jay asked to party, you gotta tell him NO!
My skin is dry!
I like that.
That's just so... that's insane.
Crazy.
I'm not gonna go shopping, bro.
Yo, why are you able to buy five bottles in a fucking pack?
Me too.
My shoes right here, gotta organize everything.
Come to my closet.
It's pretty dirty, not organized at all.
I just started, this took me like two hours.
I didn't buy myself.
The same statements are gonna hit in here.
I know, bro.
Look, man, my chat, they love the sim shit.
So, yeah, I'm being here.
Look, I've got SpongeBob socks.
Not as organized, bro.
That's not a fucking...
That's my shit.
This is personally my favorite part of this video.
Why are they all wet?
I don't know where to go.
This way maybe?
I'm deadass getting lost in here.
You're deadass won't never have another park to shake me in our lives.
Look at the parking!
Is that the S680 Marlboro?
I breathe
Oh, you got a new one. They got fucking 15 cars at this house. Whose car is that?
The only normal car
The only the only normal car in
I'm not. I'm not. I'm not.
You should be the most
about this. You're gonna hand
you what's in the driveway.
That's true. I know. No, does
the DAP still have that one
weird ass car? Oh my god. What
was that?
The un-comobile? Yeah, this
the white one yeah how much does that work
and so you should all five k the most excited for this you gotta be more than
that no what oh is it just a custom golf cart is it literally just a golf cart
engine with like a fucking redone hood and like seats I thought it was like an actual
car
at night it's lit up I want to have sort of family tomorrow if he makes his
jump shot. Nobody made a shot yet.
Shoot the ball. Shoot the fucking ball, bro.
You are ass.
Y'all not doing that.
No more. Go next.
Send them more, Silk. Send them more.
I got hot stuff, bro.
What's up, y'all hot stuff?
Hold on. I got one. Ready?
Whoo!
That's hard.
That's hard.
Right still.
That wasn't guarding you, kid.
Damn.
Hold on.
Oh, my God.
There is nobody going to take this on this corner.
You think those solar panels run there?
Why am I asking these nerd ass questions?
You think?
I'm just not giving a fuck about the basketball
trip chops right now.
You think those solar panels run their house?
You think they own those?
Nobody.
Nobody.
Y'all listen, I'm going to say right now,
we challenged anybody, everybody, anybody.
I mean, that's really good, bro.
You got that fat ass solar panel set up?
Come get it.
You have a very good fighting time for Kasey.
We have down the last player on the squad.
And you gotta look at him right now.
That's like the live-in game, the set-screen game.
We both got them and run.
Bang!
We'll figure out a road for you and Kasey.
It's kind of fake.
Just look at it from this angle.
I'm not gonna lie, bro.
Just really the core.
No, Ross.
This is a full-on comfort.
Out of all the cribs I think I've lived in,
They should have gotten that house that, um, oh my God.
Who's that family YouTuber that like bought two $60 million
properties and combined them and then like defaulted on the property?
And now it just sits there and no one will buy it.
Ah, you're the ace family.
They should have, they should have done that.
They should have gotten the ace family house.
Austin McBroom, they should have gotten that ace family house.
This is your 30th cost.
Two properties combined.
$7,000 bro.
You don't get anything.
I feel like you've seen that every house.
No, wait, wait, wait.
I'm not even kidding.
Them three combined is $150,000.
Oh my God.
Oh my God.
Wait, $31,000, $20,000, $9,000, $28,000.
Yeah, $28,000.
The Baptist is not $28,000.
Is he actually?
I just talked to him.
How do you use $28,000?
Oh, because he was one of the youngest phase guys.
Oh
When I watched him he was in high school
Wait case I'm the youngest to see them 31 31 team
31 bro everything's I'm 40 31
Listen y'all please do us a favor. I don't know what you have 30. It's like
It's like damn
Not that you're getting old
Because like you're not gonna look old for a while. I feel like once you surpass
35 you're no longer young
You're not old but you're not young like you could say you're young if you're like 28
But if you're like over 35, it's like at that point most people are
Well past their prime like you're not old yet. I feel like old's like
50s
Like and subscribe to this channel.
Still only a 30 year life.
Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah.
25 is a 30 year life.
35, you're betting you live to 100.
And I bet against that.
It's a brick.
I bet that the average person in this chat
dies around 78.
Maybe 78, 82.
We do have technological advancement.
Some of you guys are younger.
You'll be able to profit off that.
Maybe the average person here dies at 80.
A new channel.
I'm living to 100.
Taylor, I'm never mind.
Never mind.
Never mind.
I would just say if I was a betting man
and this was DraftKings, I'm taking the minus 300
that maybe three people here lived to 100.
The old one that we had last year, we lost the password.
The way that I see it is at best.
I get 60 more years, and I'm 24, because I go.
You also got to chat.
You got to look at your lifestyle habits.
You got to look at the statistical probability
of health advancements.
And you also got to look at family lineage.
When did your grandparents die?
From what?
At what age did they die?
When did their parents die?
At what age?
Blah, blah, blah, and so on and so forth.
A few things in that sense
Hold up
Tyree think of it a thread let me so much you've been a motivation in my life
You're my goat that and I know for the sub Chris jab Monica think of the five. What's your Taco Bell order?
I
Don't really know I haven't ordered talk about a while ask that thing of the three don't know Doritos
So I'm just talking about that for sure.
This way to recommend you videos to watch.
What?
Shank and Cack, think of it as sub.
Bio, think of it as three.
Stop, think of it as five.
Give it to the Intervitual Sub.
Ace and VJ, think of it as two subs.
Matt, think of it as three.
No.
Garcia, think of it as three.
But watch the YouTube videos, try to skip forward.
Bunny, think of it as sub.
Hammer and JK, think of it as sub.
Ace and Hemp and Alpha, the subs,
Scott, think of it as three.
Lan and Do, think of it as sub.
Utah, think of it as sub.
Shack, think of it as three.
No.
Captain and Nex, think of it as sub.
and Dr. of the Subvax, thank you for the 3.
I wanted to send my best keep with a great content.
Love, Brady, from the late nights
slash early morning uploads on the VOD.
It's dope. I love thank you for the 3.
Only emotion for the Sub, Liam, Shadow of X, Trash T,
thank you for the 3. I wanted to kill myself.
You saved my life. I did not save your life.
You saved your own life. Please get the help you need, though.
If I'm the only reason that you stopped,
you know, wanting to kill yourself in that moment,
you need a lot of help
outside of just watching my content.
I understand I might have helped
get you off that legend some way and I'm glad I'm able to and I'm glad that you're still here.
But if you wanted to kill yourself, you watched a video of mine and now you don't,
that's not a permanent solution. You need to go to get therapy and actual psychiatric help.
It's not just, oh, when I feel like I want to die, I'm going to watch a Job Art video.
Not only is that not good for you, it's also, you know, just an unsafe way of handling your
mental health issues. I'll live and bring the sub-G figure to three.
Vaughn 2, now get for the sub, Vito for the 3, rather than live in a small cobblestone
castle in a large mansion, Mr. and Doctor for the sub, Brick and Dino and Chris, thank
you for the sub, Chang for the sub.
This is our first video, you're seeing videos on the channel every week and we'll be live
tomorrow.
Alright, listen y'all, we had a little bit of technical issues, we could not get internet,
so now our stream, our first stream together is May 2nd, little adjustment, we'll be live
on the 2nd of May.
When was this video uploaded?
Oh, fuckin' over a week ago.
Jane fried for the sub.
But that might actually have to record for having lived at the
most content houses by one person. How many content houses
has he been in?
Oh, to be a rich content creator living in LA with my
friend, such a thing would be a dream come true.
Bro.
I don't know. Okay, well, the three main cities that content
creators move to is Atlanta, Austin, Texas, and LA.
I feel like I most want to live.
Probably God, I don't know.
I don't want to live in Texas.
I like Austin.
I've been to Austin.
I'd probably pit Miami.
Yeah, not moving to Florida.
Florida bottom of the West.
Florida, Austin, L.A., Atlanta, you'd live in Atlanta.
If I had to pick one of those four, I'd live in Atlanta.
I'd live in Georgia.
100%.
100%.
And I wouldn't want to live in any of them.
Tarpan Thrains.
If I could pick, if I could pick fifth spot, San Diego.
San Diego.
House with your boys in San Diego that would be so much better. Why do creators not do that shit?
I think it's because the connections in LA it's easier to clap and stuff, but it's like I
Don't know or New York
Let's bring back the New York content houses. What happened to that shit motherfuckers living in a high-rise
Wouldn't that be awesome imagine if they're running
Imagine if they rented a two-story high rise on billionaires row
It's too expensive. It actually is
It actually is because this is a 20 million dollar house. They're running
For like half the space it would be like 5x the price because like one one two-floor apartment in like
New York on billionaires rose like 300 million dollars
It's like fucking so expensive Boston. Oh my god. Well, yeah, but now you're just listing cities
I would rather live in yeah, Boston, New York, Philly, San Diego, San Fran, Seattle like I
Could just start rattling cities off, you know at that point South Carolina, that's a state but sure Charleston
Charleston. Sure, Tennessee, no. I would want to live in a state that borders water.
Even a lake, like a bit like a Michigan, isn't a bad shout in comparison to like
center of the US, like Tennessee, Missouri, like stuff like that. But I also don't want
I don't want stuff that's like too hot, Tel Aviv.
Yeah, content house in Tel Aviv, that'd be great.
Zord for the sub-nate for the three.
My ex got a restraining order on me,
lined in police data, done a ton of stuff,
and I have it, I'm scared that it's gonna ruin my life.
I'm still at school, I graduated two weeks, I'm scared.
I doubt you have advice, but I've watched review for a while.
Sorry if it's ruined in the vibe.
It's not ruined in the vibe,
but I'm sorry that your ex is getting
a restraining order on you.
I mean, you could obviously dispute that to the police
and fight it in court because it's not as simple
is just saying something and then getting a restraining order.
If it's lying and you're able to prove that,
then you're able to prove that.
I mean, I understand in a lot of senses
people feel as if in today's times it's
guilty until proven innocent, but in a sense of a restraining
order, you should be able to dispute that, for sure.
Two, think of the five gifteds.
Lama, think of the raid.
Pestel, in short, for the sub-Yoran.
Fidel, think of the five.
Fried and Jay, and Nugget, the sub-two for the sub-chat.
Next video, lock-in.
Actually, I have to piss real quick.
And then we're going to lock in.
Hey, count me down.
time to play.
How do you pick your songs
sometimes it's auto play sometimes I just pick it myself.
GTA character rags to riches. It's funny. I'll judge this even denies on par with Ron now no more. I make good money
I Joe
Bro, I just say I make good money because I'm not trying to be like some motherfucker. That's bragging about that shit
I think that's cringe, you know, like flaps on that
so
Can't think of the sub cable for the three
Just much of me that he wants to divorce because he needs to be free. I'm so scared that nobody's going to want a single mom
I'm so happy you're live cuz I'm so sad. Well, I'm sorry that you're going through that
Um, I mean, I don't really know what to say to that, but I wouldn't say be scared that nobody wants a single mom
I mean keep in mind that like I think it's like 35 for like 40% of
Marriage has ended divorce, you know the amount of single moms that exist is
You know insurmountable like you'll find somebody else, you know, I want to be worried about that, but I'm sorry that you're going through that
That's so sad
You're not making what Ron makes respectfully.
Okay.
Okay.
Serial killers who accidentally chose the worst targets. Let's lock in.
The Cheetah Incident. In 1993.
Alright, I'm uh, alright, alright, alright, let's go.
So you're the killer who accidentally chose the worst, uh, targets.
The Cheetah Incident.
In 1993, at a club in California, a demon prowled the venue.
Unbeknownst to many, the Grim Sleeper, a man who'd ended the lives of ten women, was searching
for his next victim.
Ten to a hundred?
What is that fucking scale?
I never understand that shit. I know it's like always like 10 asterisks because it's like maybe what they've been convicted of or like proven guilty of
But it's always like such a wild jump. It'll be like a serial killer convicted of eight killings, but assume to have murdered 80
It's like, how did they not find any of, like I get it if it was like convicted of 10 presumed to have killed 15
You know, but I'm like assumed to have killed up to a hundred while everybody else was drinking and having fun
He noticed an African-American girl that seemed annoyed and upset
So he walked over to her to figure out what was wrong
The lady told him that she was invited out to play dominoes
But everybody's there kept offering her drinks and telling her to club when she wasn't a drinker
It was extremely late and she was tired and wanted to go home
So the grim sleeper pointed to his vehicle outside
He told her that he has a car and if she really wanted to go home that badly he could just take her
Delighted the woman sprung out of her seat and really I
Feel like today no woman is getting in the car with a man. They've never met before
I'm that badly he could just take her
Delighted like I I understand it's a nice gesture
But I feel like if you're a dude at a bar and you need a woman for the first time you shouldn't even offer to bring her home
Like I know that's like a common gesture, but it's only gonna be perceived negatively
You know like if you're like, oh, I could take don't even say that
Yes, it's like a nice thing to say you know, she's gonna say no don't even act don't even say that because like then they're gonna be like whoa
The woman's you could you know what you do? I'd call you an uber. I'll call you an uber. That's nice
Not even get in an Uber. Obviously yesterday you'd get an Uber. We don't know what year this was. They might have not had Uber then.
But I'm saying like that'd be nice. I'll pay for your Uber.
Brung out of her seat and followed the dangerous criminal back to his car. She got in first, and he shut her door like a gentleman.
Then he got into the driver's seat and began taking her to her house.
After a while she told him to make a right turn to her house, but he ignored her. Confused, she repeated herself.
yourself. You're supposed to make a right over there, not a left. Realizing the criminal
was no longer responding, the lady quickly went to open the door to get out of the car,
but it was then that she finally realized that the door didn't have a handle on the
inside. She took her that long to realize that there was not a handle on the door? No
way. She realized that the door didn't have a handle on the inside. She was literally-
So you just start punching him in the face, dude. He's in a driving vehicle right now
Like he's gonna have to pull over you ever see that one video of an uber driver
That was you know, I guess fucking driving people around at like one or two in the morning
Like really late at night these two dudes get in the car and they point a gun at him. He just floors it
He goes you want to die and he just starts going like this and fucking like ripping the wheel back and forth
They start crying in the back like begging him to get out of the vehicle
He ends up like slamming on the brakes just runs out they fucking run away. I'm like wow
I'm not saying that's what you should do, but holy shit that couldn't have gone worse for them really trapped in the car
Show it. I don't know if I'm able to pull that up with that btos
Man swerves car when held at gunpoint like how what do I even search for that?
that Uber driver like I never know what to search up when I like I've been seeing this
video in months no I don't know if I'm gonna be able to find it I don't know if this becomes
a video editor trying to find that video.
Oh.
It's probably on Twitter.
Becoming filled with joy, the monster finally revealed his intentions to the woman.
And as you could probably guess, they were horrible and evil.
But there was only one problem with his plan.
The woman he was talking-
The woman knew Jiu Jitsu and had an Italian stiletto knife.
He too, wasn't any ordinary person.
The grim sleeper had accidentally trapped himself inside a car with a cheetah.
Also known as the most dangerous woman in the world.
A title that would be no fucking way
You're a serial killer and you try it you pick up a woman and she ends up being like one of the one of the best boxers
Given to her just one year later as she'd go on to win the 1994 kickboxing championship
When she was young she was ruthlessly bullied and chased around the town
Her uncle was a martial arts master and unknown to the grim sleeper
Her uncle forced her to fight him every single day in order to get her black belt at the end of the day
Dude, I feel like even then the worry for her is like if I knock this guy out
We might just crash and I'll die anyway, you know what I mean?
Cuz like he's driving the car like what if he faints and then his foot just gets on the fucking gas
Ever she finished practicing with her colleagues and got ready to leave her uncle also known as master quiet storm
Would lock the door with a key and if she wanted to exit the door
Is this the right one Scully? Like no part of me trusts you that that's not it. I've been in the Hills video
No, it's not that video
That's a different guide. I mean those multiple instances where like dudes get pulled over and they just don't care
Oh Joe, she'd have to beat him in combat and forcefully pry the keys out of his hands
She did this every single day as a kid as the criminal asked her to comply with his sick demands
She told him no as you could guess this angered the psychopath
So he swung at her with his full might but immediately she blocked his punch and spun back with a devastating counter punch
Striking him straight in his face. Oh
So you're a fighting type he said as he smiled
The woman quickly jumped into the backseat of the van and he followed after her which would go on to prove to be his worst mistake
Once he was trapped in the trunk of the van with the professional champion kickboxer. She unleashed a hellish attack on him
He tried to tackle her, but she grabbed his shirt and swung him around in the trunk of the van, smashing his head against...
Why did she get it? Okay, why did she even get in the car to get... Like, he dry... He drove a white van?
He drove a white van? I thought he drove a regular car.
He inside of the vehicle. She then flipped his shirt over his head while unloading a flurry of non-stop punches to his face, causing him to fall backwards on the butt.
At this point, the girl noticed that his pants were unbuckled and falling down, so while they were still in the trunk, she stomped on his chest and grabbed his, uh...
This is it?
Oh my god, this is it.
Wait, can I show this?
I've been locked in here.
Help me out! Help, help!
Get your face!
Help. I've been locked in here.
Help! Help!
I've locked you out.
I've locked you out, my God.
I've locked you out.
Help me.
Help me.
I don't know what happened. I don't know if I've seen the whole video. Yeah, I know he gets out. Okay. I was gonna say he I thought they jumped out of the car. No, they just start freaking out. He runs out of the car. Everybody gets.
guess holy though yeah they all get out and run and pulled them so high that she
thought she ripped them off the grim sleeper shrieked like a banshee and
began crying why didn't they just shoot him because he he was a big man driving
a van and if they killed him then they also die they were in it for the money
Money not the murder and it's not worth their life so they're not going to kill him.
Out in pain, he quickly gave her the keys to unlock the van and escape.
But before she left, while still pulling his royal jewel-
And if they murder him then they're definitely going to jail.
Like, it was a fake gun.
I don't think it was just a fake gun.
I mean it could have been a fake gun but like, they're not getting anything out of a guy
if they kill him.
Like literally nothing.
All right, we gotta lock that kid in the trunk. She stomped on his chest and grabbed his
Why do you specify big guy because if it was somebody smaller and you shot them in the head
You'd maybe be able to move their body
But that guy if you shot him and then his limp body
Layed on the steering wheel and his foot on the gas pedal. You're only going faster into a tree
you're dying like and pulled them so high that she fits dead weight what she
ripped them off of him the grim sleeper shrieked like a banshee and began crying
out in pain he quickly gave her the keys to unlock the van and escape but
before she left while still pulling his royal jewels she told him when I say
no it means no before delivering a right hook to the crying man nearly knocking
him out she took the keys unlocked the trunk of the van and put your fucking
punches balls like it was a puncher bag
quickly escaped while throwing the key like broken Orbeez in the middle he's
away so that he couldn't follow her Fredia Gibbs would go on to win her first
championship after that year officially titling her as the most dangerous woman
alive holy jacked holy jacked this guy this guy thought he would win that fight
her as the most dangerous woman alive what are fucking shoulder caps and years
Later the grim sleeper would later be caught and arrested in 2010 because of an eaten pizza crust he left at a crime scene
When a bitch says no, she means no without walking, BAM, then I left
The night stalker in the summer of night. She reported after that or she just walked away. What do you mean?
She's I didn't then I left like she just walked out in 85
The city of Los Angeles became gripped by fear
Night after night, a mysterious intruder slipped silently into homes across Southern California.
He struck in darkness, often entering through unlocked doors or open windows, while family slept,
and he did the absolute unthinkable to his targets.
If there was a man in the house he broke into, he would immediately just end them,
then he would attack and assault the man's family, often carving evil imagery into women and anybody else in the house,
and then he would stab them until they coagulated.
Victims described him as a thin satanic man that had wild eyes and reeked of sweat and cigarettes
Police didn't know his name yet, but the media soon gave him one the night stalker
This individual had 15 victims. Why do I know the name the night stalker? Is this like a known?
Serial killer. I know this is all about serial killers, but I feel like the night stalker is like a very
Oh, the Netflix documentary? Richard Ramirez.
By to his name, he by all means was a top priority to officers in the nearby counties.
On August 31st, 1985, he casually strolled into a nearby convenience store to pick up a beverage because he was thirsty.
And right next to the drink he was grabbing-
Wow, I feel like this is a really interesting video because you always know about serial killers,
but a lot of the time you never know how the fuck they even got caught.
You're just like, oh, this guy killed 20 people.
He noticed a rack of newspapers that all had a wanted poster of his face on it.
He immediately panicked and darted out of the doors, looking for an individual to target
and car jack so that he could leave the area.
The criminal jumped into the car of a 28-year-old woman named Angelina.
Without wasting a second, he began to punch her in the stomach and forcefully steal her
car from her.
What the night stalker failed to notice is that her neighbor was nearby watching it happen.
And he also had huge balls.
As the neighbor ran over to help Angelina, the night stalker told him to stay back and
warned him that he had a gun.
The 50 year old neighbor called his bluff and ripped the scumbag right out of the car.
And it was at this point that this man had realized that he'd chosen the absolute worst
neighborhood to do it.
Yeah dude, you're face down, you got some big ass dude standing over you bro, you better
get Donkey Kong ground pounded, holy.
Carjacking him, because he instantly found himself surrounded by a huge, angry mob.
Maybe in the neighborhood knew who he was, they knew all of-
Yeah, like a bunch of people fucking surrounded Michael Myers, dude.
His crimes, and worst of all, they weren't police officers, so their idea of justice wasn't
jail.
It was death.
The crowd of people beat him viciously.
Angelina's husband ripped a steel rod out of a metal fence, and began scratching his
head with it, while another neighbor attacked him with a makeshift spear made out of barbecue
equipment.
Multiple people grabbed and tugged at him from different directions beating him senselessly
with anything they could find.
They beat him so bad that when police showed up, he began crying out,
I did it! It's me!
Begging them to arrest him.
Reports state that once he was arrested, he began speaking Spanish to himself saying,
Thank goodness the police came and arrested me.
I'm so lucky.
Is that a video of him?
The police came and arrested me. I'm so lucky.
When he was taken to the police station, a crowd of 500 people surrounded the building,
chanting, killing.
Who's a look that fucked up though? I know he is like a head bandage on.
I'm so lucky.
When he was taken to the police station, a crowd of 500 people surrounded the building chanting,
killing, and unison.
He would go on to receive 19 death sentences, however, he would pass away from cancer at 53 years old in 2013.
Honestly, if I was the-
Wow, he got 19 death sentences, but lived on death row for 28 years and then died.
The cop tasked with arresting him that day.
I probably would have just driven around in circles and pretended like I couldn't find him,
so that he could spend some more time with the crowd of victims he had been terrorizing for the past year.
The crash-out incident.
While most either don't know or just don't believe it, this man is a serial...
19 death sentences or was it life sentences?
Because that doesn't make any sense.
How do you get 19 death sentences?
Killer.
Uh, a le-
Wait, King Vaughn?
What?
Is it a-
Well, most either don't know, or just don't believe it.
This man is a serial killer.
Uh, allegedly.
He grew up in the Parkway Gardens, an area that would-
King Vaughn is a serial killer?
Later on, he became named Oblock, which is named after his close friend and mentor, O.D.
I know people talked about how King Von would like just murder motherfuckers
but
But he killed nine people directly
Yeah, but I'm saying isn't a serial killer somebody that's not like I feel like King Von's a murderer
Isn't a serial killer somebody that's like doing it in a specific way and like leaving trails or something
It's not just like oh you've killed ten people like a serial. I thought a serial killer is like somebody. What is that called then?
Is that like a different type of serial killing?
Yeah, like Dexter like somebody that has a thing that they do when he was most
little later
pontoon another one of his friends would pass away in the same way and
You're stupid. I'm okay, bro
Like tap out of the stream if you don't want to fucking hear me commentate on this shit
And you just want to watch the video yourself because you think I'm a fucking idiot, okay?
I'm genuinely saying like most serial killers have a thing that they do
Right they target a specific type of person kill them in a specific type of way
I'm saying if King Bond just shot and killed nine people. I always thought that's just a mass murderer
Not a serial killer
Uh, I should probably mention that his father was also murdered when he was a little-
Maybe they're the same thing.
On Tune, another one of his friends would pass away in the same way.
And, uh, I should probably mention that his father was also murdered when he was a little-
But he still had a brother-like figure that he kept around as a close friend.
White white. Except, not really.
Because in 2012, white white would pass away on Vaughn's 18th birthday, right in front of him, at a gas station.
It's important to note that it was this specific traumatic incident that caused him to become
a serial killer.
As after this moment, he would later on be connected to over 10 or 11 murders throughout
his life.
Wow!
Whilst also taking deep, nearly sociopathic pleasure in the lives he ended and putting
it into his songs.
Allegedly, of course.
Nonetheless, he really did what he rapped about in his music, which is what caused him
to develop contempt for another popular up-and-coming artist in his industry.
Young boy.
Young took a lot of pride in the crimes he committed, especially since it was what eventually
made him become popular and successful.
Young Boy, in a lot of ways, is similar to Vaughn, but Vaughn didn't believe that he
actually did any of the things he rapped about.
So for him to see another artist getting more virality than him, when he believed he was
a fraud, quietly upset him.
And so, completely unprovoked, he'd go on to publicly say that Young Boy lies in his
music online.
You got cap, EO, raps.
You got cap and your raps.
This would start a pretty petty back and forth between the two young men.
Von would begin flirting with the mother of young boy's kids.
Young boy would flirt with Von's ex, then they sent disses at each other, and uh, blah
blah blah.
You get the gist, despite the clear animosity between the two individuals.
Von's still live?
Nooo.
Von did like five years ago.
Vigils.
Von would go on to say that there was no bad blood between him and young boy at all.
Which would later on prove to be obviously untrue.
On November 5th, 2020, he would get up, hop into his bullet-proof Hellcat, and head out
to a club to perform his show, along with eight other cars that were guarding and following
him.
At the club, despite everything seeming normal and fun at first, people close to Davon noticed
that he seemed off.
The man frequently mentioned paranoia and feeling like the spirits of the lives he ended
were always watching him.
Many people said he could switch from being calm, collected, and silly to seeming very
off or sociopathic.
You know, that might just be his base personality, like, that might not be indicative of him knowing
that he was going to die.
A lot of people generally started to believe that he might have had a literal demon living
inside of him, or something.
Or just like an actual, yeah, like a mood disorder, like Taylor saying, like, yeah, like
bipolar disorder, and then mixed with, like, yeah, the weight of killing people.
Something seriously wrong with his head, and it was noted that he was allegedly given
inside information that one of young boy's friends was at a nearby club that was extremely
close to him. This friend's name is Cuando Rondo. After he finished performing at his
show, he and his entourage got up, went inside of their cars, and headed back home to call
it a day. However, suddenly the security guards noticed that Vaughn's car had gone missing.
He made a detour to the club that Cuando Rondo was at, and waited patiently. His entourage
later on showed up and found Vaughn. After regrouping with him, they put all of their
weapons away inside of the car and got ready to head inside of the club. But it was at
this moment that one of Vaughn's associates located the person he was looking for. As
Cuando Rondo was leaving the club, Vaughn bumped into him head on and began to beat
him ruthlessly. The man was terrified, later stating that he didn't even know who was
fighting him, but once he realized it was Vaughn, it felt like the devil or a demon
was attacking him.
One was doing what he loved, and the man who was attacking was likely going to become
another victim that he'd wrap about in his suit.
But there was just one slight mistake he made.
He assumed that his target was alone, and was so laser focused on attacking his target,
that he failed to realize that just two feet away,
a random white car was full of Cuando's crew.
All of whom were armed.
And when they saw their friend being attacked by Von,
they didn't hesitate to shoot him four times.
Even after getting injured,
Von continued wrestling and attacking Cuando
until the two were eventually broken up by their crews.
He got shot four times and still fucking
was trying to kill him.
You get shot four times and still fight
Undercover police officers ran to the scene and began calling backup. Yeah adrenaline, but I'm saying I feel like you'd bleed out
So, I mean it depends where you got shot
But if you get shot four times chat, you're probably bleeding out in like two minutes tops tops
If you didn't get shot in a main artery like you got shot four times
You're probably dead within like the next fucking five minutes
The man had four holes in his body and was leaking everywhere inside of the car panicking his team and friends
None didn't 50 second shot more than that and live bro. What?
How many times did 50 cent get shot nine times?
50 cent was shot nine times at close range in Queens, New York in the year 2000.
He had to relearn how to walk.
He got shot in the legs.
I mean, I feel like that's also him getting lucky to on where he got shot.
the less caliber of boy it matters it's not even just caliber of boy it's like
caliber of boy and then what type of round of that caliber it is like is it
one that's gonna fracture inside it's like a home defense round that's gonna
fracture inside somebody's body you know what I mean he was still alive it
fucking explodes once it hits you and conscious he'd even go on to tell his
friend he got shot in the face too oh my god yeah hollow points and to calm down
because he was fine. While he was successfully delivered to the hospital, during surgery he'd suddenly shoot up awake in cold sweats.
He'd throw the nurses and medical staff who were operating on his body off of him, and then began swinging at him.
And so I made it to two surgeries. He had three surgeries, but he made it to two surgeries.
And then after the second surgery, he hopped off the bed and started fighting the nurse instead of where his gun at.
In a state of complete shock and panic, he began searching for his gun on the surgery table, but then froze.
And suddenly, as he woke up, he collapsed from shock, marking his end.
To think this situation-
He died- that's how he died?
I knew he got shot and died.
I didn't know he got shot, got went, rushed to the hospital, survived two surgeries,
and then stood up and immediately died afterwards.
Stemmed from about five or six-
Is there like a reason that happened?
Words is insane.
Like is there a reason he had that like burst of energy?
He's got pretty good music though
The spoon you still in the moment all hundred percent because like what his memory would have had was he got shot
And then immediately woke up on the table still in that fight or flight an incident a
Newbie walked into the prison earlier that week and seeing that he was wait. Sorry. What is this the spoon incident a
Newbie walked into the prison earlier that week and seeing that he was fresh meat and atrocious criminal named William Roberts
decided it was time to assert some dominance over him, since he seemed like the perfect target.
It's unclear exactly what sick intentions William had in mind for the man when he approached him,
but what is known is that when the two interacted, the monster began to boast and brag about the most heinous crimes he had committed,
and an attempt put fear into the heart of the man and make him yield to his requests.
He walked up to the man's seat where he was eating, then he sat down his food tray and began eating beside him.
What are you in prison for? He said. Because I'll let you know that I'm practically allowed to do anything I want.
I'm in prison for having my way with a f***ing year old. And look, I'm still here.
Still here. So what about you? Are you here for car theft? Insurance fraud? Reckless?
What the f***?
Describing? After sitting and listening to William's monologue, the man calmly responded to his questions.
I'm a serial killer. I'm in here because I ended a man that was bragging to me about the horrible things he had done to multiple kids.
I strangled him so hard that emergency responders said his face became blue like a pair of jeans, because I hate predators.
They thought I was crazy, so they sent me to a mental hospital, where I bumped into another person who did the same horrible thing to kids.
And so I ended him too. And now, they've sent me to this prison, and just like deja vu, I have another predator telling me the same thing.
I just ended the life of another prisoner two hours ago. I hid his body under my bed, and I hoped I wouldn't need to do the same thing to another person for a while.
for a while, but I guess I was wrong. William Roberts just-
What?
...bed, and I hoped I wouldn't need to do the same thing to another person two hours
ago. I hid-
Wait, he killed probably two hours prior?
...his body under my bed, and I hoped I wouldn't need to do the same thing to another person
for a while, but I guess I was wrong. William Roberts just happened to choose the absolute
worst person to brag to about his crimes. He was talking to Robert Mosley, a serial killer
specifically known for only targeting predators. And in the blink of an eye...
70 years old?
70 year old serial killer.
Oh, he was in Hannibal Lecter's cell for the past 45 years. Oh, I thought he was 70 when this happened.
I was gonna say, no man, no way that dude had that strength.
Kill killer specifically known for...
Killed three more prisoners behind bars.
Only targeting predators.
And in the blink of an eye, Maudsley grabbed the spoon off of his food tray
and jammed it into William's face.
He screamed horrifically, but Maudsley didn't stop there.
He ruthlessly beat and continued to carve away at the man's face with his spoon.
He stabbed him over and over again, and somehow nobody in the prison noticed what was happening at all.
William screamed and pleaded for help until he couldn't anymore.
After Maudsley was finished, he calmly walked over to a prison guard
and told them that two prisoners would be missing from the roll call today.
Extremely concerned with that ominous statement, the guards ran into Maudsley's prison cell and found the body of William and another prisoner.
William's face was unrecognizable, but most-
Who was the other guy that he hid in his bed?
Horrifyingly of all, his brains were carved out of his skull with a spoon sticking out of it.
Oh my god, like, scooping it out like it's fucking ice cream.
The prison guards immediately believed that Maudsley must have cannibalized the man's brains, but he co-
Like ate his, ate his brains after he killed him?
Momely denied the accusation and said something around the lines of,
No, I wouldn't do that, nor would I lie about it.
The man would later on be placed inside of a glass box where he would go on to spend the rest of his life in solitary confinement.
Most people in life are amazing to be around.
Oh my God, wait, so he did that and then, well, cause he kept killing people,
They eventually that's why it was hand-able lector's box because he would just keep killing people in prison
But every once in a while there is a chance that that's why old bow you could bump into a psychopath
So always take precautions and always be prepared so that you two don't end up as a victim have a happy day
Why we got like a fucking vibey goat video
Holy chill goat video at the end. What the fuck? WBid, though.
Brings back over 8 million years. Call it after the Cheetah, no diff.
You get caught by Krusty Pizza Leftover. Killing only pedophiles is a
lucky badass. Eagle vs. Eagle. Most dangerous woman in the world to show you how to call it was then vaporized.
The Grim Sleeper. Oh, it's a girl with an easy target.
He was shot 57 times
Wow
King Von was literally just spring trap wait actually I
Can't believe he got up on I never knew that that he got up on the fucking
Operating table like just woke up. I'm assuming they had him sedated too, and then he like pushed through maybe they didn't sedate him
I don't know. I don't know what like the the process is if you're like bleeding out like that
Fire the anesthesiologist, I don't know man
You're waking him up. Oh, you think he just you think they finished the surgery and then they needed to wake him up
And then he just fucking got up and died. I'd like I don't know
I feel like he had to still be bleeding out or something for him to just instantly die after that
Oh
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Turtle gold matte milk miles Lottie lyrics to think of the three your next race you out more people than you know
Thank you for what you do about thank you for the five lambs here for the sub
Jeb butter calf Kayla think of it a three
I already read that hate taking this up hold up
The Saturday probably wore off. Yeah, it wasn't strong enough
are you gonna play in the JT League turning now I'm filming that video with Jack we're live really early today cuz today's a react day
That's cuz today's react day. We're live really early today because I can't go live later
I won't be live the 7th to the 11th so tomorrow through Monday. I'll be back next Tuesday
We're gonna be doing directive 8020
Back to back days probably to beat it some out of kitu drops playing that react stay react days random
You know game days shit like that will follow the light
Probably behind the wheel sim driving day and we'll plan some other content
And an early another charity stream early June. I'm gonna try and make it a big like collab streamer day for the charity day
Or for the next charity stream, but if not, I'll do one in the summer for sure
Next one might be a solo and then I'll have to play it later on just because usually it takes like genuinely two months to be able to
round up that many streamers but
Shin and Joshy for the sub-skete, you think of it as a three.
Had a patient the other day, I got shot in five times at the chest,
dude stayed awake the whole time, he took care of them,
drove into the hospital for surgery, it's weird,
but it was the first time I knew he was in a condition like that,
where every day people should have died and didn't in the other way around.
You really know what can take somebody out until you see it.
Wow.
Five times in the chest, he was awake.
That's crazy.
Did he give him like pain meds?
Kale over the three.
Reacted, can we please play Dennis Disco?
I cannot play Dennis Disco today.
We'll play dead is this go
For sure like the week we get back I'm back next Tuesday
We're definitely doing direct of 80 20 probably most of that stream beat it after that then maybe random games
I'm not a cut that next Thursday
The 14th on drop day the whole stream and we have reacted then we'll probably do dead is this going random games
I mean I'll do this react and then we'll see if I have time but realistically I'm probably not gonna be able to do
That is this go today, but yeah, the reason I'm not in that league tourney is because it's Monday and I'm I'm gone
So can't be in it
I don't know if I would have said yes because I'm not a huge fan of league
But I do love turnies pull it. I'm not gonna pull it Kayla. I'm sorry. All right, we're gonna do this
We're gonna do this oh model not play no model either. It's reacting
It's reacting
It's reactive. We got this last video maybe one more after and then I got a dip. It's a shorter stream
Damn sad face. I'm sorry Kayla. I mean, I'm trying to be nicer
But it's just like
This is what's scheduled
She's thinking of this up
This is what's scheduled. That's what we're doing. All right, the cars conspiracy
An Alex Vail video I saw this. Okay. Well, I'm sorry to hear that you saw this and now you're gonna have to see it again
the car's conspiracy lock in lock in
also I can't believe I have to throw it in sub only this early in the day on a Wednesday but we're throwing it in sub only
sorry for the sub she's eating the sub
all right car's conspiracy
conspiracy.
Locking.
You're gonna believe that.
What have you said?
You said yes.
You said yes.
What is Mater God?
Is that the conspiracy theory?
I feel like I saw one that all the cars people are like
humans or something like that.
Isn't that a conspiracy?
all actual people that have been like implemented into a car's body.
Hi everyone, this is a re-upload of my cars theory because of some copyright issues.
This version has an extra 6 minutes of content that was removed for the original video after
the first day, so even if you've already seen it, there might still be some new stuff
in here for ya.
Hope you enjoy.
So, cars is a weird franchise.
The world in the Cars movies is-
Yo, Cars 1, I rewatched the other day.
That movie, Chef's Kiss.
And, you know, Disney pisses me off a lot,
but, like, that movie is actually so good.
It's just a vibey-ass film.
Like, that's all it is.
Cars 2 is better.
I don't really remember Cars 2 or Cars 3.
Is Cars 3 the one where they're in, like, fucking Europe or some shit?
I know one of them sucked.
And then they tried to recreate it with planes and that was stupid
But cars one was awesome. I know one of them was bad like ours. That's cars, too
Except for the small detail that everything is cars. Who's the action one? Yeah, I didn't like that
I just want to see them race. That's the whole point. It's cars. It's NASCAR basically. I want to watch motherfuckers
race that's the whole point fuck you what do you mean I'm not saying Cars 2 is a
bad film I don't remember it so I can't judge it in that sense but I remember
even as a kid being like why are they not racing cars instead of humans
which is a very weird premise for a movie franchise and it only gets weirder
than when did we watch a different cars conspiracy theory because I feel like I
I vividly remember watching one about how like, what do they eat?
Months ago?
Bro, but there's some cars conspiracy we watched.
Where they like, eat something?
Oh my God, or am I having like deja vu?
Am I having deja vu?
More you think about it.
Here are just-
I feel like I remember a theory that cars are actually people.
We 100% watched a theory where the cars in the cars universe,
they're humans, they're not cars.
But what was that video?
A few things that everyone always loves to bring up.
In Cars 2, we see a car Pope
writing in a sentient potmobile, so Cartholocism exists in this universe, which implies there
was a Jesus Chrysler who died for our car sins. There is a Cars TSA, which implies Cars
9-11 probably happened. There is a World War II Army veteran car, so this universe also
probably had Car Hitler and every other historical figure and tragedy.
Now there has already been endless discussion about these movies, and the question that
everyone loves to ask the most is, what exactly are cars?
Because how can cars exist without humans?
Everything about the way they look has clearly been specifically designed.
Yo, am I seeing into the future right now?
This was uploaded three days ago.
Taken down and re-uploaded.
I, bro.
Buy and for humans.
I mean, no, I've never seen this.
I swear to God.
I've seen a car theory about how maybe that's not this. What purpose do these tiny little door handles have in sentient car world?
So because of this a lot of people like to believe that cars takes place in some kind of post-apocalypse
After all the humans died out. Maybe they see that's the theory. I heard wait. No, that's the theory
I heard the other like way knows there was an AI smart car uprising or maybe some
I know it's re-uploaded chat. It was uploaded three days ago originally. I'm talking something
I saw seven eight months ago how the humans became their cars or whatever and free this
this this this
I've seen this
Where they're like they're like meat in the middle if you cut them in half
Here's people have debated this and no one can agree on what the call my godway. That's so disturbing
like they're like they're a fucking hermit crab.
Uhhhhhhh.
They did this and no one can agree on what the cars actually are.
Not even the creators who all have conflicting things to say about this franchise.
Yeah, how do they make more cars than they have romantic relationships?
But I think the answer is actually pretty obvious.
If you look at just the cars movies themselves and not the different creator
interviews or the Pixar theory or Easter eggs from other movies, then it becomes pretty clear that
this world has never had humans in it. I mean, first off, we can clearly see that throughout all
the history of this world, everything has always been cars, even all the way back to dinosaur cars.
I don't know much about this dino thing. I know the logo for DinoCo kind of looks like a real dinosaur
for some reason, but other than that one contradiction, it's just straight up car dinosaurs. It's always been cars.
What happened to the dinosaurs now? And I know-
Damn, bros, so wait, you're actually just like a sub-3 if you get like born, like, in a Honda Civic.
Like, you could just be born as like a Lamborghini, but you could just be a better car.
People like to say, oh, maybe the cars are just recreating human history,
But even if that's so then it is like is is like them getting body mods on their cars the equivalent of human looks maxing
Makes you think somehow true when they get like their muffler changed the human fear it's like getting you know like lip filler
We still don't make sense because in the cars world
everything is
Cars and when I say everything I mean
Everything the animals in this universe are cars the plants are cars literally the mountains and clouds are car or vehicle shaped
This is not a world where just humans were replaced by cars
This is a world where everything even the physical world itself is
Car shaped we can even see a periodic table for just a few seconds in the background of cars
to that's been renamed to the automotive table of elements and it's unfortunately too small
and blurry to read but there is a full-size version of this poster in Disney California's
cars themed area that seems to show us that even the elements themselves have been renamed to car
puns and I like to think that this implies that even on an atomic level the elements themselves
that make up this universe are also car-shaped. So no, I do not believe that humans ever existed
in this world. This is just an alternate reality where things are car-shaped. And I think there are
two possible explanations as to why. You can either take a car-evolutionist perspective and assume
this is a universe where the car-shape just happens to be the most efficient shape for survival and
entropy. Kind of like how we can see the golden- Bro, but I feel like it can't be, bro. The most,
The most efficient shape for survival would be like an amphibian car, an amphibious vehicle,
something that could be on both water and land. Because like you throw Mater in the water, he dies.
You know, they evolved. Yeah, they evolved out. But I'm saying even then, like, wouldn't there just
Be better.
Be better.
Everything evolves to crabs.
How did they not evolve to crabs?
That's an actual theory as well.
That's like more scientifically backed.
And we're all evolving to crabs.
Everything becomes crabs.
The ratio spiral everywhere in our world.
Or like how different animals can independently evolve.
All of the crabs because the crab shape is just so badass.
The crab shape is just fucking OP dude.
Look at that.
Everything just becomes a crab.
A spider-esque vehicle.
Like how different animals can independently evolve into crabs, because the crab shape is just so bad.
It's not a free watch chat. That's like a big theory.
Why do animals keep evolving into crabs?
Uh, or we can take a Kar-ration-ism perspective,
and assume there is an all-powerful Kar-god out there that has shaped and renamed the world into his image.
Uh, we do know there is religion in this world, and there has been mentions of a manufacturer in place of the word God.
Make the video a manufacturer, you're alive!
So, you know, maybe Car-God did it.
So that is my Alex Bale take on all of these cars theories.
Uh, I am sorry if that's not as fun or dark and edgy as a post-apocalyptic human theory.
Where we all become sludge monsters through fucking radioactive mutation and therefore for us to survive because we no longer have skin, we have to crawl into a car-esque figure that we motorize and power ourselves.
But I think it's undeniably what the actual-
I don't like how in the carverse there's planes.
I didn't know that, or I don't remember that, but they keep showing planes.
I feel like if everything's cars, then it's like, okay, why are there planes?
But I think it's undeni-
Well, because, yo, cars, uh, because planes are effectively cars in the air.
Okay, well then there's boats.
Probably what the-
It's just all vehicles.
Actual movement.
Why are there no motorcycles?
These themselves support.
Now that basically covers all the stuff that everyone loves talking about.
Planes are minorities.
Do you think they get racially discriminated against?
Thinking about with the cars movies.
But the real reason I'm making this video is because there's still something-
Yo, whose video is that, bro?
This Pixar Cars Theory is NOT for the faint of heart.
What is that figure?
You're saying that's the thing that's inside of White Name and Queen?
This video is because there's still something that most Cars Theories never talk about.
Something that most theorists just pretend doesn't exist because it makes the weird and
Inconvoluted Cars franchise look tame in comparison.
Yes, that is correct.
This is no longer a Cars theory video.
This is a theory about Mator's tall tails.
Why is it delving into something creepy?
What if Mator's tall tails is out like his own shell?
Give him a line, I'm crying.
So Cars is a weird franchise.
The weirdness is kind of contained to the fact that they are sentient cars.
You haven't seen those? Are they like shorts?
I feel like I might have seen like short, like two-minute episodes of Mater.
You have to take a commercial.
Other than that, they're just kind of normal people doing normal things.
Except for when it comes to Mater.
My name's Mater.
Mater?
Yeah, like, Tug Mater, who without the Tug.
Mater is Lightning McQueen's best friend,
And he's kind of a dumb, lovable tow truck who was born...
Mator's actually Loki.
He's a trick master that makes you think he's a car when in reality, Mator's actually God.
Mator's a serial killer in the car universe.
And radiator springs.
Uh, or I guess they...
Think Jeffrey Donner, but smarter.
Maybe in a mansion, they kind of retconned it in the new Disney Plus show.
And he's just a pretty normal, simple guy.
He won three piston cops!
He just won't in his cup?
Except for the fact that he keeps accidentally ending up in weird impossible situations.
Like how in Cars 2 he accidentally became an international spy for the entire movie.
Agent, you mean like the insurance they like, like the good neighbor?
They have a state farm ad in fucking Cars 2.
Chat, and you guys are saying this, this movie's cinema?
And then got knighted by the queen.
S-T-O-M-A-T-A
And if you thought Cars 2 was a weird departure for the Cars franchise, well then prepare yourself.
Bro, whenever I look at Mater, I just want them to scrub his ass clean, bro.
Come on.
He's so rusty.
Yo, he would look so much wide because don't you want to know what Mater looks like if he wasn't rusty as fuck?
Looks like if he wasn't rusty as fuck, he'd be shiny as hell, they did do that.
Well, for the insanity that is, Mator's call tales.
I ain't gonna be a firetrip.
What?
I ain't gonna run.
I'm gonna call rescue spot Mator!
See, I do not remember, I do not remember this.
These were a series of shorts that featured Mator.
Well, this isn't one that you would look like, this is him painted red, but still.
Peter telling Lightning McQueen different convoluted stories from his life like the time he became a firetruck or a wrestler or an astronaut or when he met aliens or literally time traveled.
Later, mate. Later, mate.
And obviously, you just-
Wow, this is like a r-
Oh my god, you know when you see something that you- you know you've seen previously and it looks familiar, but it's like I would have never recalled this unless I saw it again?
This is like one of those things.
Like, I feel like I saw this in, like, the dentists.
When they were cleaning my teeth and my mouth was open and I'm just watching the TV.
Assume that these are all unlocked and memory I would never have.
Well, just made up stories because they're called tall tales,
but at the end of every episode, they're always proven to be true.
That did not happen.
Houston has another problem!
I mean, I did!
That did not happen.
Mater, there's no such thing as time trump.
Oh, by the way, I never did get a chance to thank you for introducing me and Stan Lee.
And that? How you make it?
Okay, but maybe these are just weird non-canon shorts.
They aren't necessarily connected to the main cars movies that we care about, right?
You know, like, where is he going with this?
That, like, Mater is some, like, superhero of a character that's just, like, pretending to be
be a small town tow truck?
Yeah, he's like a being that's blending in with society, when in reality he's not just
like a small town guy.
Well, in Cars 3, we can see a poster that proves that Monster Truck Mater did actually
happen.
The creator- Oh, that shit is so low quality, how did he make that out?
Oh, that is Mater.
Truck Mater did actually happen. The creators had a chance to distance themselves from Mater's tall
tales and instead decided to double down and make them officially canon. But the most confusing thing
that happens in all of these shorts is halfway through every episode when Lightning McQueen
questions the stories. Something carburetor canyon? No way. Yes, boy, you remember. You was there too.
What? Ready, buddy? You really expect me to believe that? Well, you should. He was there too.
Wait, is Mater God a show?
Cause he could just like, Lightning McQueen had never been there cause he doesn't remember
it.
But Mater just brings him to this, this like universe where this is happening actively.
Like he could just create any scenario he wants into reality.
reveals that lightning was also in all of these stories, despite him having no memory
of being there.
Well don't you remember?
You was there too?
What?
But remember, we know these stories are true, so why doesn't McQueen remember?
Well, there is a funny theory that lightning McQueen might have dementia from all of his
many, many accidents.
Wait, that's actually a pretty sound theory.
I mean, he's in the car universe, like, relative perspective of being like, a fucking tight end in football.
Like, this guy is getting CTE, yeah.
Ow!
No, no, no!
Ow!
Wow.
And that does feel like the easiest explanation, but there's one small detail that contradicts it.
In Moon Maider, Maider becomes an astronaut and goes to the moon.
It is a toad!
Where on earth are we gonna get a toad?
Well that guy's got a toad!
That guy's got a toad! It's me, Toad Maider!
Sandin' in the moon! Ooh, bad rocket design.
bad rocket design in cars.
And later we of course reveal that one and gets a space.
That lightning McBean was a verbal space program.
Number two.
Why?
Well, that's actually a, that actually is a bad,
that is actually a bad rocket design that they abandoned.
Like this was a real rocket that used to have a plane
attached to the fuel canister.
Turns out it's pretty stupid to strap the astronauts
to the side of something that's hyper explosive.
I mean, it works. Yeah, it works, but I'm saying the rocket design that they just did with Artemis II was a lot safer
because they could ditch it if they need to, versus you just being literally attached to thousands of gallons of highly explosive fucking rocket fuel.
And later, we, of course, revealed that Lightning McQueen was there, too.
Joe thinks he's Elon. Yup. No way.
Yes, why? That was nothing compared to you.
But there's a very strange detail at the start of this episode that doesn't quite make sense.
Before Mater gets his astronaut suit, why is he blue?
Now, this isn't the first time-
Because he used to work for Dynaco? I mean, I feel like that could be like...
The easy response, you know?
We've seen Blue Mater. In Cars 1 there was a brief flashback that showed Radiator Springs in its prime,
its prime and we could see that back then Mator was a clean blue tow truck.
Ah.
Long ago.
So this Moon Mator story...
Well...
No, I was gonna say wouldn't he be like copper and then rusted kind of like a statue of Liberty?
Or like oxidized?
But no, he's a rusted car and he's brown.
Must have taken place.
So what metal would he be made of?
Around that time.
But this, like, steal, doesn't make sense, because Lightning McQueen only met Mater after he was covered in years worth of dirt and old dents.
Morning, Slay-B-Me-D!
Ha! Ha! Ha!
Mom, I was wondering when you'd go like that.
He never knew Mater when he was blue, so how could he have possibly been in this story?
So even if Lightning forgot, the timeline still doesn't make sense, and it's not like they even needed to make Mater blue in this short.
The creators put an extra effort here just to make their story make less sense.
But I always wonder, like, we watch these theories that Alex Bale and other YouTubers do.
And I think they really like prove their point on these cinematic conspiracy theories.
I think a lot of them, it's just like, oh, it happens to line up where, you know,
in reality, these creators are just kind of making a bunch of stuff
that kind of doesn't need to connect, and then a YouTuber connects it and makes it seem like,
oh, Mater is actually an omnipotent God. But I'm saying, do you think there's ever, like,
a script writer that actually is leaving hints in hopes of some YouTuber nine years down the line
creating some theory that's proving the thing that they've been waiting for? I feel like with certain,
Like gravity falls, yeah. Gravity falls, yeah. Like, there's certain shit like that where they're leaving hints and just waiting for people to pick up on it, but for, like, cars, why?
And it's not even just lightning that doesn't remember this. In Cars 1, Mater says this.
Yeah, FNAF of Golden Freddy, like, there's more there. But I feel like this is just lightning that doesn't remember this.
In Cars 1, Mater says this about a road lightning made.
Is it like it was saved by angels?
Oh, I tell you what, I bet even the roads on the moon ain't this smooth.
I bet even the roads on the moon ain't this smooth.
Bet the roads even on the moon ain't this smooth.
So, does that mean that, like, the tall tales of Mater take place chronologically after?
like the it's not actually a flashback there after cars one two and three is
when the tall tales happen wait at this point hasn't made her already been to
the moon isn't I bet kind of a weird thing to say if made her should know
for a fact whether or not the moon is this smooth it seems like even made her
himself yeah bro said just play the video bro you like all spray see you
later big dog. Self had no memory of this story, a story that is proven to be true at
the end of the episode. That did not happen. So how does any of this make sense? It's
almost like these stories only become true after Mator tells them, which kind of implies
That
Mater has reality warping God powers
It's like the death note, but he can rewrite reality
He has a book that whenever he says something it becomes true
Look at the way lightning reacts when we reveal he's also in the stories, but don't you remember you was there too?
What you was there too?
That was much better than you!
It's not like he'd been there the whole time.
It's more like he was literally plucked from time and space
and teleported into this story at this exact moment.
Just because Mator said the words,
you was there too.
You, sir, tell me!
And then there's also the fact that even though these stories
presumably take place many years ago in many different places,
every single time, as soon as Mator finishes telling them
Something from the story coincidentally appears right next to them.
Hey Joe!
Did not!
To load, Doctor!
That did not happen.
That is the most ridiculous thing I've ever heard.
Again, it's like the mere act of Mater telling the story is what causes it to happen.
Which implies that somehow, Toe Mater, the simple radiator spring's tow truck,
has the god level ability to change reality just by speaking.
Yep, the dorm's on its way.
No way. Look at the sky!
Oh my god, in the regular movies he can do it too?
Wait...
Listen, I know this idea sounds really stupid and crazy,
But if we look back through the entire Cars franchise with this in mind, suddenly, a lot of the-
It always happens.
If he says something's gonna happen, it happens.
Weird inconsistencies in this dumb franchise start to make a lot more sense.
Let's start with something small, like Mater's birthplace changing.
Originally, we were shown that he was born in Radiator Springs.
He'd never been outside Radiator Springs, have you?
Nope.
But in the new Disney Plus show, Cars on the Road, we are told that he was instead born in a rich family and grew up in a mansion on the east side of America.
You grew up here, yeah?
But let's go back and take a look at the first time.
Bro, then he really would be like an omnipotent god that just gets bored of the life that he's currently in, so every fucking so often he just tells a new story to change the reality that he's in.
So he's always existed. He's a Nepo baby? No, he's living the Nepo baby reality right now because he's bored of being a guy from Radiator Springs.
Everyone in-
It's just Disney being lazy. That's a very boring perspective of it, George.
Radiator Springs.
It's a very boring perspective.
Or the writers 15, 20 years ago thought out the entire war of Mater prior to making the story.
Learned about this.
Y'all have seen one of those?
I need to see one really fast at it.
This only has a hundred likes.
might not be a good at it.
Did he just say pizza?
He just said pizza, bro. There's no way.
His family and where he grew up.
Oh, he said pit stop. I thought he said pizza.
I said, bro, there's no shot. They made him say that.
Yo, I don't know. We're gonna have to cut that one out. That was copyright.
A story that nobody knew about before or needed it.
me that. Wait a minute, you have a sister? But now is suddenly proven true. You grew up here?
Yep. Just like Mater's tall tales. I think this continuity error was caused by Mater's
reality warping powers. It was their death. In the first Cars movie, we can see a photo of Cone
Henge, which is the Cars World's version of Stonehenge. But later, in Cars on the Road,
we see it's now been changed to carhenge.
The sun said, don't cry!
So why is this structure so inconsistent?
Well, why did McQueen and Mater go to carhenge in the first place?
Look, you picked the last three stops.
Carhenge?
Eh, they would.
Because it was Mater's idea.
You picked the last three stops.
He probably previously told Lightning about carhenge, which caused it to change.
Okay, but these are just little inconsistencies. What about something big?
How about the fact that the Cars franchise, a pretty simple series about cars racing each other,
suddenly decided to make an entire movie about the funny side character becoming an international spy?
Nature, we've got to get that phone off you.
Mom, you! Why didn't my misery kill you?
Get away! Doesn't that sound more like the plot of a Mater's Tall Tale?
Well, actually, take a look at what happens at the end of the movie when we cut back to Radiator Springs.
Cars 2 was a Maitre's tall tale. It follows the exact same formula.
That didn't- Oh my god, it's just a two-hour movie about Maitre.
What happened? Hey, Litter!
Come on! None of this happened!
I'm Maitre's girlfriend.
And it all happened just because Maitre spoke it into existence.
This theory literally makes the insanity of Cars 2 make more sense.
You mean like in church, right? Like, like a good neighbor, Mater is there?
This dumb... God, that pisses me off, though.
Oh... Oh... Oh... I hate watching... I hate watching movies.
Why, bro? Because it's like, if something's an ad, I want you to tell me that it's an ad.
And working in the social space, I am FTC-required to tell you that something's an ad.
But market placement in movies you don't have to so it's like
If they subliminally yeah, they subliminally message to you. Hey
This is like a good product that cool people use like when you see a fucking Porsche in
Resident Evil as a game
Or and they show it like nine times that fucking Leon drives a Porsche and he drives a Porsche Cayenne
That is the car that he drives and it's and they show how fast he gets from place to place
It's never say that it's an ad right they're paying to be there or you see if you ever see a movie and there's like a
Product that's like front and center or they're just even having a conversation
And he picks up like a Gatorade and it's just like yeah, and they're just
Having a conversation like that add million dollars in the bag. They just paid for that shit
It's just product placement like every movie they do it constantly some movies or shows they do it so
overbearingly bad that it's obvious
Stranger things stranger things stranger things final season stranger things final season if you I didn't even watch stranger things
But I saw the snippets in stranger things
They're having a they'll have a talk and everybody like oh this beef jerky so good and the fuck I'm gonna show through the camera
And we gotta go get Ego waffles. I really want Ego waffles. It's like why are they like what it has nothing to do with the plot
The state farm joke also makes so much more sense now because Maider has the exact same powers from those state farm commercials
Like a good neighbor
Stayfarm is there. Hey gay. With the Sims. Oh
And the girl from 4e
And can I get a hot tub?
Well, don't you why they don't make ads like they used to bro
Why don't they bring back do they still make state form ads like that they should do that shitting out remember you was there too
Mater is
Unironically the most powerful character in all of fiction
He could literally be anyone in a fight just by uttering the words you was there too and I believe that he has been secretly
Your member when you fell into that lava pit in dad. No
Well you was there
Manipulating the events boom of this entire franchise for his own benefit
Now I don't really have any strong evidence to prove this
But to me the start of the first cars movie also kind of feels like another tall tale
Oh my god, did Mater speak into existence that Lightning McQueen would be an all-star
racer and in reality the only reason he's successful is because Mater wants him to
be successful because Mater likes him as a friend. Mater created Lightning McQueen and
all the success as a fabrication to be somebody that he enjoys as a side character when in
reality, Mater himself is the main character.
Just don't hurt me!
A famous race car just happens to accidentally get stuck in the same town as Mater, and they
become best friends for life, and he decides to never leave because Mater is just so cool.
Woohoo!
My best friend, what are you gonna do?
That just kind of sounds like something Mater would make up to manifest a cool, famous best
friend.
Holy shit, he spoke Lightning the Queen into existence?
No doubt made a good choice.
Not even just like made him successful?
And what?
My best friend.
Wait, that's actually kind of disturbing.
What the fuck?
Also, the way that Lightning gets stuck in Radiator Springs requires so many
Insane unlikely coincidences that all have to happen perfectly at the same time that it kind of feels like it was caused by some kind of
Divine intervention both lightning and his transport truck Mac needed to fall asleep at this exact part of the interstate
And also at the same time these random hooligans needed to show up and decide to mess with Mac
Yeah, I remember I thought these were the coolest cars in the entire movie, bro
Oh my god, the neon lights like this purple one dude. No, actually like if I had to be a car
I would be one of these dude like the street racer like high-modded car
And also this lightning McQueen toy needed to fall at the right time and land on this specific button that opens the back of the truck
And also this guy needed to sneeze at this yo actually kind of like final destination
Have you ever seen the final destination movies where it's like okay people die in the most
absurd ways and it'll be like in the new one spoiler alert like a penny hits a fucking
fan which turns the AC off which sparks another shard of glass to hit something and then that
that causes a gas leak and then people fall to their deaths and the whole place fuck it
explodes. It's like crazy weird chain reactions that would never happen.
It's exact moment to cause lightning to fall out of the truck.
And also there needed to be a similar looking red truck nearby to confuse lightning into driving towards radiator springs.
And also this cop needed to be here. And, dude, I love how this guy too, wait.
His, his like the rust on his car makes it look like he has a five o'clock shadow, like he's actually just like a sleepy trucker, but they make his character look just like a rusted vehicle.
And also this cop needed to be here and his engine needed to be backfiring, which caused Lightning to think that he-
Oh, it's bugs, not rust.
He's being shot at.
Which caused him to drive uncontrollably into radiator springs and wreck the town.
Which finally caused them to imprison Lightning in the town with Mator.
He was there too!
What?!
Ha ha ha!
Every single one of those insane coincidences needed to happen at that exact moment for
Lightning McQueen to meet Mator and become his best friend.
Which honestly makes more sense if it was all somehow actually divine intervention from
Mator.
I know God made a good choice, my best friend.
Oh my God, like he watched Lightning McQueen race.
So maybe Lightning McQueen was just a famous racer
and Mater was a fan.
And Mater was like, I want him to be my friend.
Oh, like really creepy, like.
Now, how did Mater obtain this God power?
I honestly do not know.
And believe me, I have looked everywhere
in every piece of cars media for an explanation.
I even read the fucking comic books,
but unfortunately, there is no.
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Denson VX, I think of it as a stop,
I think of it as a thre.
Don't use this level to grow,
it comes through your life,
makes you happy to have ever been,
disappears to like, never existed,
just ended up being a life lesson.
I'm sorry to hear that, man.
Hate, I think of it as a thre.
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streamed four year long fan on the YouTube.
God, sixth inch, I think of it as 1000, but he's,
invader is warping abilities,
the anorys made the lightning queen main character and got jealous of the queen also made stories that outshine the queen with the stories to become the main character
That's probably why there was cars too mainly about him yellow and ran think of the sub birdie think of the five
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day and just for some, right, nothing.
Mater just has this ability to change reality
for some unexplained reason, and he is using it
to live his best life and go on fun adventures
with his best friend Lightning McQueen.
Mater, how'd you like to come and see the world with me?
You made it!
And you know what, good for him.
We can even see in the Cars 2 credits
that after the movie, they travel the weird
car-shaped world together and visit all the great
car wonders of the world.
And of course they climbed the iconic weird car-shaped mountains of this weird franchise.
And that is my car's theory, so thank you very much for watching.
About one last thing.
Hang on a second.
Is this world's Matterhorn shaped like...
...Maitre?
Thank you.
And yeah, look, it's even been renamed to be spelled like him.
Wait a second.
There is an all-powerful car god out there that has saved and renamed the world into his image.
Wait, is Mater the reason why everything is cars?
Is Mater just straight-up God?
So, in the Cars franchise, everything is cars.
except there is one contradiction to that that shows up repeatedly in almost every piece of cars media.
The logo for DinoCo kind of looks like a real dinosaur for some reason.
The DinoCo logo.
DinoCo is one of the racing brands that shows up all the time in this franchise,
and their logo is a silhouette of a big dinosaur.
But it's not the DinoCars that we've seen in museums,
it's clearly just a regular, non-car-shaped dinosaur.
It's a weird contradiction to the everything-is-car rule that pops up all over this franchise.
Now, if there is some kind of car god that shaped the world into cars,
why would he be so inconsistent with dinosaurs? It's a strange thing to leave out.
It's almost like whoever created this world didn't know much about dinosaurs.
Huh. Does that remind you of anyone?
I don't know much about these dinos, Danny. What happened to-
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Stop it! Stop it! No, but- I know, but that wouldn't mean that he created it.
Wouldn't that- because if he's saying he doesn't know a lot about- he can't be God. He can't be God.
Mater cannot be God. Because if he didn't know a lot about dinosaurs,
He just wouldn't include them.
Wouldn't it be more realistic that Mater is like an omnipotent,
B-tier God that like stepped into this earth to then manipulate
and change reality to his own liking, forgetting a lot about what
dinosaurs actually are?
Yeah, like a demigod of sorts.
Like, he's not like an S-tier, like, monotheistic God.
He would be like a sub-tier God that can change reality, but didn't create it.
Because if he didn't know a lot about dinosaurs, he wouldn't create them,
because he would have had to make dinosaurs what they are.
Instead, he changed dinosaurs into car dinosaurs,
and left the Dynaco logo in some way,
because he didn't know a lot about it. That would make more sense.
Yeah, he'd be like more like a Greek god than an all just the one god.
Well, shoot, you should know, McQueen.
You was there too.
What?
Wow.
That was a fucking great theory.
Yeah, maybe they were, no, but it wouldn't be that they were human.
Like, that's what it would be, is that they were human and he changed it.
Imagine getting a Disney executive smiling saying, so they figured it out.
That's what I'm saying. I wish there, like, I'm hoping that a lot of these theories, or at least some of them,
the writers actually put this in on purpose, just waiting for somebody to figure it out.
The company takes down a video, it's automatically canon.
Or they're just money hungry.
Or it's just Disney and they copyright everything into the ground.
That's more likely the theory.
It could be both.
Could be both.
Back to both Alex's past theories, if he copyrighted means only one thing, he's right
about everything.
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I'm starting to hear that, man.
I mean, if she blocked you on everything,
the only thing you could really do is move on.
I don't really know what advice I could give you,
because if she blocked you and she broke up with you,
I mean, there's clearly no getting back together, man.
I think the only thing you could really do
is remove her on everything as well.
Just give yourself time to move on.
It's about it, man.
I'm sorry you're going through that.
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One more video.
Do we have time for one more?
I got to dip in 20 minutes.
I don't know if Kayla's still here.
That's the reason I didn't want to play
Dennis Disco because I wouldn't be able to beat a boss in that time frame.
And I got a dip soon.
Oh, we could watch a short horror.
Potentially.
Do I have a short horror video?
I do.
They came from below.
Horror short film from Alter.
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Okay.
Chad, we got one more video, and then I gotta dip.
Let me make sure I'm mathin' this out right, though.
Boom, boom.
Okay, I'll lock in.
Horror short film, they came from below.
Why was I timed out?
I don't wanna piss mods off again.
You said play a moggle.
You're telling me to do something
that I is not currently in schedule
And it's annoying to tell a streamer to do something that they're not.
It's like, if I'm actively doing something and you're telling me to do something else,
it's annoying, so you got timed out for being annoying.
That's just the broad reasoning.
Very subjective on my mod sense, but I think that was a good time out.
If you tell me to do other stuff, it just fills the chat with annoying stuff.
My dad won't do it again.
You're good.
You're not gonna get banned for that,
but you would just get timed out repeatedly.
They came from below, lock in.
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Holy crazy fort dude never built one like that
When I was a kid, dude, you make a you make a little fort in your living room or some shit
I feel like I always used uh like three sheets and it ended up just being a square
Never something like this
This is like a little fucking setup. He's got it. Yeah, you do like one chair
about your campaign to eradicate the Covenant had no end in sight I thought I heard something
outside campaign to eradicate the government it's probably old Adoles are the Covenant
I don't need this cat.
This kid gets murdered by the end of this this kid dies
Michelle
Why are people saying Adolf Kittler, what are we talking about?
Is his name Adolf or something?
What the fuck are we saying?
So cute dude.
Grab your shoes, we gotta get eggs for the cookies.
Come on, they're closing soon.
I want to stay.
Mmhmm.
Come on, I'm eleven and a half years old now.
I'm practically an adult.
Besides, you're liberally.
Literally.
Whenever going up two blocks away
Dad will let me he always
Go back
Bro, I don't want to listen to this stupid-ass conversation again about your campaign to eradicate the covenant had no end in sight
I thought I heard something outside. That's probably old Adolf
Kittler the neighbor's cat, oh.
Adolf Kittler the neighbor's cat.
Who would name their cat Adolf Kittler?
Two blocks away.
Dad will let me, he always.
Yeah.
Oh, dad's dad.
I'm E-L-E-V.
Oh my god.
11 Michelle, come on!
I'm not scared.
Okay.
Whatever you're saying.
I'm not scared.
Throw a teargrass through the fucking window, that'll be scared.
Fucking jerk off.
I'm not scared.
Then he gets murdered.
He dies by the end of this.
I'm not scared.
I open a can of sir strawming and chuck it at him.
It was just like crazy, man.
Everyone over here is freaking out.
They were just rising up.
Michael, Mike.
I think our connection went out, but it sounds like what we're hearing is people witnessed a number of strange animals, creatures, we're not sure what's called it just yet, emerge from the drains.
She ignored that? Yo, if I have the radio on, if I have the radio on, and I'm about to go somewhere, and I, as I'm about to leave, I hear we just saw a bunch of strange animals emerge from the drains.
She just turned that shit off.
You're not going to listen to that?
Yeah, that's that's not something you even if you're like locked in on whatever cookie recipe she was staring at I feel like
You're going wait what?
No fucking way
Strange animals emerging from the drains. Teenage mutant ninja turtles?
TMNT?
Can't be good.
Can't we get ass?
There's weird green goop on the ground.
What is the sidewalk here?
Why are we- what is this cat?
That ain't no damn cat.
Oh my god, is it in the car over there now?
In the back, in the mirror.
Yeah, bro, I don't give a fuck. This kid's saying he's not scared. Bro, you could be
a grown ass man. I ain't walking into some room that's pitch black. Not slightly worried.
a room this dark? Yo.
Bro, what is that shit called? Yo, have you ever played the game Sardines? That shit is
terrifying terrifying. It's like my favorite game to play though. If you're out in Airbnb, if you're
out in Airbnb with good hiding spots, you play, wait, wait, you play like this. Where is it?
And you hide. How Sardines works is it's hide and seek. There's one person that hides and
Everybody else is a seeker, but if you find the person that's hiding you have to hide with them until the last person finds you
And then the last person I think it's the first person the last person that finds them becomes a hider
That's the first person, but you just play creepy ass songs
This isn't that creepy
Now you want to play that you'd play some shit like this
God looks like a creepy song
I feel like I had some creepy-ass songs that I would play the last time I played it and it was so much scarier.
Oh my god.
Oh.
This is like a chill song, but if you're in the pitch black it's so scary.
No, that wasn't scary. It wasn't bad. I played something that was fucking so scary.
Was it love story it wasn't love story now
Tiptoe through the window, bro, that's it's lane it was not that
It was not that it was something that was like actually disturbing
That's like maybe normally a good song but like in the dark you're like okay, actually I can't listen to this oh
My god
This is gonna piss me off.
I just gotta find something that's like distorted.
No, no, no, no, no, no. I would play something like this. Let me just look up like creepy.
Like this.
You tell me you're in a pitch black you're in a pitch black house that you've never been in before
like an Airbnb you don't know where everything is and you're looking for one person. Can you
see me? One of Brooke's friends gets really scared by shit really easily and I didn't say that I
I have this fat ass JBL, I hid it in a closet.
I was the one hiding and I start playing these songs.
I'm like hiding in a corner in a cupboard like this.
Just like waiting and I just played this shit.
Behind you, look.
Behind you.
You're playing that game above the age of 12.
Oh, sorry, it's not cool to have fun anymore.
Yo, if you're a grown-ass man playing video games...
Shut your bitch ass up!
You're a grown-ass man, you're over the age of 12 playing sardines?
Yeah, it's fun.
What?
I play manhunt...today.
Fun police over here?
Yeah, I bet you're fucking fun to hang out with.
Jesus, dude.
You're telling me you wouldn't play manhunt?
Why I'm never going down in this basement.
I mean not scared and that's he didn't see the light
It's made off Kettler.
Nooooo.
I'm a blue belt and CROVED MAGAW.
Yeah, and I kick you in the jaw, dude.
What?
I'm a blue belt and CROVED MAGAW.
You're also like 60 pounds.
Which means my hands are weapons deadly.
Deadly butters. Reveal yourself.
Holy shit.
What would make it worse is if you had the fucking Black Ops.
Imagine, instead of whatever game that is, that he's playing you have the Black Ops theme.
Holy the black ops zombie transit music that would be that would make me fucking freak out transit music
this
You're freaking out the black ops one menu black ops one menu actually would be scary too black ops one menu music
Oh, yeah, you actually play Black Ops 1 on a Wii.
You better not pass me.
I know multiple pressure bullets.
Yeah, it's actually GG's there. I'm typing that in all chat.
I'm the Bluebell!
I feel like he just run out of power.
You think he stares a 240 pound monster in the face and goes, I have a blue belt and
Krav Maga.
Worst play ever to hide in the fucking clear tent that you're obviously inside of.
I can't believe you cut the lights off.
You're such a jerk, I thought something was here.
Oh my god, is she standing up?
What?
What?
What?
Michelle?
Where she's gone?
She just disappeared?
What the fuck?
Disappear? What the fuck?
So?
Oh my god, hearing the footsteps running is fucking so scary.
I actually would start screaming and it wouldn't even be like a-
Ah, it would be like a-
AHHHHHHH!
Terrified scream. That was a shapeshifter.
Got you!
I gotta hear that that Shatterson gave your plane if you're playing sardines over the age of 12 you're a loser
Bro, you're telling me you're telling me you you're hiding and you hear that pitter-patter. You're not tweaking
Wow, what was that goop noise? Oh the X fell
Yo, why he backing up into an open room?
What did he learn nothing in Krav Maga?
I mean, talk about vulnerability.
Michelle?
Michelle, this is so funny!
There's some funny!
It's behind him.
Oh my god, it's just right behind him.
Bro, we don't...
Okay, so he died.
Well, we don't know. There's a chance he lived. He is, uh, 50th time. He has a blue belt in
Provema Ga. I mean, we don't know. We don't know how that fight would have fanned out.
He is a blue belt. He could have lived. Oh my god, that's Georgie from Ed.
I didn't know that.
I said that.
Okay, well, I didn't see you say that.
You guys just kept saying that one girl was from fucking the bear.
That's a girl from the bear.
That's a girl from the bear.
That's a girl from the bear.
That's what I saw.
bear. That's what I saw from the show the bear the cooking one. All right chat. The
world at war theme for this would be horrifying not for the sub bug polo please thank you for
the some how many think of the thousand but he's got my driver's license they don't
Ali and somebody of the sudden I think of the three chat we're calling that there Jane
for the three.
Curious about how you feel about people talking about gambling
ads like steak and how you feel about the variety of taking
gambling sites as somebody who works with DraftKings.
I've always said that I don't have a problem
with working with regulated gambling sites
within the United States, specifically sports betting.
I try to stay away from like slots promotion.
But I think offshore gambling sites
is where you definitively have to draw a line at,
at least for me.
I work with DraftKings SportsBuck and Pec6.
They're regulated.
They're approved not only in the United States,
but also state-like state basis.
Like you're not even able to use DraftKings
unless it's approved by obviously the US and your state.
So that's really what it is.
I'm going to take it in three.
But yeah, I'll read myself.
I said not.
Sorry, McChunky.
Think of it as tier three, bro.
And Chucky, you didn't need to drop it to your three, bro.
Think of it as tier three, bro.
12 months up, W. McChunky.
Read the message.
Baldi Baldi over there.
What's it like to have no hair?
Is that hot or cold?
I don't know, because I'm not bald.
All right, chat, we're going to call that there.
WStream, I will not be live for five days.
I will be back on Tuesday.
We're going to be doing Directive 8020, a storytime,
and we'll be back grinding out stream.
Day after that, we'll probably beat Directive 8020.
We might be in one day, depending on how long the game is,
but I'm assuming it'll be like nine hours long or so.
So we're probably going to fucking beat it in two streams.
That Thursday, the 14th, next Thursday,
Subnautica drops our Subnautica 2.
We're going to play that next Friday's Reacts next Saturday.
More Subnautica 2 random games.
Probably dead as Disco that day as well.
Probably try and beat dead as Disco that day.
And then we'll go from there.
We'll follow the light drops.
We'll probably do it behind the wheel driving some day soon.
We're probably going to be doing a Brovy Bro with the UGIE soon.
007 drops as well.
Late May, we're going to be playing that.
and then another charity stream early June.
I actually try to take a bit of stuff, but yeah.
Appreciate y'all.
I'm gonna be posting on the main end of the gaming
every day while I'm gone.
I already posted on the main end of the gaming
if you wanna go watch that, but yeah.
I'll be posting every day while I'm gone
so you can still have content.
I'll still be active elsewhere.
It's just I'm not gonna be streaming
because I'm gonna be filming with Jack.
But yeah, we're gonna call that there.
Who do we wanna raid?
Somebody said raid high-vives.
High-vives is live.
Let's fucking raid high-vives.
All right, appreciate y'all.
Hope y'all had fun and I'll catch up later.
We are going to raid in five, four, three, two, one.