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Why do you guys say was a every time I go live now?
you
Oh, lure I throw green slank fill and bloody for the sub.
Hello, everybody bloody good.
How's everybody doing on this fan fucking
tastic? What day is it?
I was gonna say Monday, but it's not Monday, Tuesday.
How's everybody doing on this fantastic fucking Tuesday,
everybody? Chat, we are live a little bit early today
because we are going to be grinding some subnautica too
prior to some friendslop games.
I don't know how far we're going to get into subnautica today.
I feel like we're past halfway through the game.
We'll do a recap when we hop in here in a minute.
But we're going to be doing some Nautica 2 today
into a game called Gamble with Your Friends, which
is a friendslop game, as well as YAPYAP,
which is a wizard friendslop game, where I believe
you have to say spells.
So that'll be fun.
Tomorrow is going to be a full horror game day.
We're going to be doing Pyromaniac,
Burno Transit, God Is Dead, and maybe on my knees as well.
So maybe at least three horror games, maybe four tomorrow.
Thursday is kind of up in the air.
Oh my god, I'm on my lava lamp on.
Thursday is kind of up in the air
Plate fours are horizon. We're playing forza next week chat Thursday's a bit weird. I know I'm doing shit with Ron
I have no idea what we're doing. We have landed on a few ideas
We're either a doing a game or gauntlet where me and Hannah have to win five games in a row
Competitive games one of which has to be a battle royale if you lose you reset
Right now it would probably be like Rocket League
Gio maybe fortnight fall guys stuff like that
We might do a yaps session instead into a rage game and maybe another gamble with your friend sesh with jinksy and somebody else
I don't really know. It's kind of up in the air. Also, Thursday. We might be watching
fucking
What's it called?
We might be watching a Savannah bananas game on stream I
I Thursday, no idea what's happening yet. I'll know by tomorrow, but we might be watching a Savannah bananas game if you don't know that's like the more entertaining version of baseball. It's like a whole what is Savannah bananas.
They do baseball and it's a competitive game, but they do backflips and funny tricks and dances and there's random rules, but it's basically banana balls baseball, but there's like random rules involved like if somebody in the crowd catches a ball that guy's out.
a ball that guy's out. So even if you hit a home run, if somebody catches the ball in the crowd,
you're out. So if you're a fan of the defending team, you would be trying to catch the ball that
the guy hit. So it's like the audience is a part of the game. And then there's a bunch of other
rules as well. But yeah, we might be watching that, not definitively. Friday's React Day,
Saturday, I'm not live.
Sunday is an early react day at noon.
And then I'm off Memorial Day, Monday.
We're back that next Tuesday doing
SARS-4s of Horizon 6 on the driving wheel.
That next Wednesday, we might finish Subnautica 2.
We're going to try and finish it next Wednesday.
We're playing it today, and we're
going to try and beat it next Wednesday.
If we do beat it early, we'll start in 007.
If not, we'll just start it when we get back.
Thursday, next week shift at midnight, next Friday,
reacts that I'm gone for four days the 30th to the second of June posting on
YouTube on gone but I won't be live and then we're just gonna be back running
out stream reacts in games 007 we have a charity stream June 5th which I've
definitively chosen is going to be shatterproof I know a chatter said
Jeb Foundation and they are a great charity as well and I would love to do
one for them in the future but I wanted to do one that was fully about drug
addiction prevention and also drug addiction recovery. And Shatterproof is
all about that, whereas Jet Foundation is mental-all focused, but also side
focused on drug addiction. So we're gonna be doing a charity stream for
Shatterproof on June 5th. Matching Chatstone is up to 10 KS per usual, and
I'll try to plan a group charity stream this summer. I don't know when, but I
I definitely want to do on this summer.
Airport security game comes out soon.
We have a Yu-Gi collab.
We're probably going to do a gross shot review,
try not to laugh soon, bunch of upcoming stuff.
But yeah, if you have any videos you
have a lot of skims there to play, video,
such-tap, get such-tap.
Estimation might schedule if you didn't hear the schedule
just now.
Some more taking for the seven lull
and still taking for the sub.
Jin's taking for the three, but he's 21st birthday today.
Happy birthday.
Just taking for the sub.
Ajin bella for the sub.
Nico Richie, John's play, Opossum.
Ryan and Big for the sub tripping for the three.
like up 22 hours and sub and honor Katoom will watch it.
You play it.
MK and just for the sub, Jason Kyle for the sub.
Dying Laura, Mason, wet, thank you for the sub.
Bark, thank you for the three.
You ever watched Family Friendly?
I have.
Lynn and Yemi, thank you for the sub.
George, thank you for the three.
I have not seen that, the Michael Jackson movie.
Emily and Ethan, if I've sub, escaped tough.
Den, Zlam, Greenslank, Sleeping and I throw up for the sub.
It's Angel and Drive for the sub,
just for the sub as well.
Chapp, some of the redeem flex.
Maybe I got one guide.
Somebody said flex.
I think I got one guide.
Evil for the sub.
What's the gamer gauntlet? Well, it's not definitive. We're doing that yet. Ron's gonna ask his chat
I also just texted Ron because Jaycee was asking about Campbell with your friends and I said I was playing it today
But I already had the full squad
So I was like I'm down to play Thursday if Ron wants to
But we'd have to find a fourth what we wouldn't have to find a fourth but friend slop games are always better in squads than trios
So you usually want four
But that wouldn't be hard. We were just pull somebody else wrote for the sub watch thing of the three of the five
What's the UW buddy?
EW video I linked it to discord no
I'm not thinking for the sub Zach and evil for the sub Derek to the sub just because you send it there doesn't mean I'm going to watch it and
I'm not watching it right now. We got a gaming day today today. It's not reacts. I
Need a fucking haircut. Jesus. All right. Are we ready to hop in?
Rock, thank you for the sub. Are we ready to hop into the games? No yapping chat at like six or 630. We're going to be starting gamble with your friends. So we have about two hours and 40 minutes, almost three hours to rip. Subnautica can be for the sub table to three. Remember, JC saying you want to go to Florida meeting. Yeah.
All right lock-in chat
Lock-in lock-in maths please send or please put don't send bets right now cuz once I start some not a calm gonna be locked
So we think of a three step up the fray. I don't know if you noticed they changed the release date of shift at midnight
Oh, did they really?
Did they really hold up?
Oh my god
I was looking forward to
playing that next week. Well,
then we could definitely finish
Subnautica and play 007 next
week.
I feel like today's goal is to
get far enough into Subnautica
that on Wednesday we could beat
it. Is that fair?
or beat early access rather. I know the game's not fully released, but the full game's not
coming out for like another year. So we'll probably play it when it comes out again or
not when it comes out again when they update it. Why Excel and birth take it for the sub?
Watch, thank you for the three.
Lucas for the subzone,
third for the three.
Simba for the four.
Gabriel, thank you for the three.
Foded sub on me.
Helping my brother with his graduation speech
were really inspired by your working influence.
I remember hearing you say, be happy.
Things happen, they'll be upset,
they're no longer here on stream.
And I wanted to respectfully ask you to use that quote.
Yeah, you can use whatever quote you want.
It's up to you.
Kevin, for the subtable for the three.
What do you think?
I'm gonna fucking copy right your graduation speech.
I
Just fucking jump out of the sky
Oakley and ghosting of a sub job flow coop spatial Isaac and grab the sub iron wax I'll take it
Chad it's gonna be in some only right now while I explain. We'll take it out in a minute. Let me load into the game
When we load into the game, we'll explain what we're doing.
All systems online.
All systems online.
So Chat, we've made some progress in the last Subnautica
stream.
If you weren't here, we're a bit of a baller now.
I have a sick ass whip.
Heep head.
Up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up.
We've got a bit of a nibbler mango problem going on recently.
We're gonna go back inside, we're gonna go back inside real quick.
We're gonna dock this.
We have a sick ass, uh, we have a sick ass ride.
We have wings on our fucking, uh, uh, submarine now.
I have more O2, I get standard water for 120 rather than 75.
big increase on that end. We also made a new base a thousand meters away called
Bartlandis SB. Bartlandis SB. I don't know why I put S. I think it might, it's
Bartlandis B. I don't know why it's called that. Anyways chat we learned a lot
last time we were on. We got some new upgrades. We unlocked a lot of new
recipes of which we're going to try and make today. One thing specifically we
really need to make is a modification station. That enables us to upgrade all of our tools.
And we need that to upgrade our sonic resonators so I can mine new things and also
relieve the virus blooms all the way over there a thousand meters away so we can unlock more
DNA modifications. After that we also have to go to the next black box which is really far down
And it's a depth that we're unable to go right now, which is another reason we need the modification station
So we could have some vehicle upgrades here. So we are able to go deeper depths in our submarine
The reason we have a base all the way over there is because it's far as shit and all the stuff over there is way cooler than all
The stuff over here. There's also a kraken over there, which we met last time, which was really scary
And we're going to go to the alien ruins today, which I built my base right next to so the three main things
We're doing today are going to the alien ruins seeing what the fuck's happening and why they're all dead
It's gonna be because of the virus in the big tree which we've been learning about
I'm not gonna explain the entire war of this game
You have to go back to the previous episodes if you're watching on YouTube to fucking see that shit
I don't know why you're tapping in three episodes in you should probably start at the beginning of the series
But if you're on stream, you know, that's why I give this basic spiel
We're going to be going to the alien ruins today seeing what's up with that
Obviously expanding our Bart Lannis base probably making it more livable. So it's more like this
And then trying to make a modification station, which we need
Celestine for if you can see which is all the way the fuck over there, and I haven't mined it yet
So is there anything else we need to make?
I just need to upgrade shit. I'm pretty sure that's it. Oh, I made my new oxygen tank, which I just said
Oh and new flippers. Oh
No, I haven't unlocked that yet never mind not new flippers. I unlocked one of the blueprints of the two I need to get new flippers
Give me a second. Hold up.
Okay.
Eastern fat and salty.
Thank you for the five gift.
It's Mack and Jay.
Thank you for the sub, John Ethan and Tam.
Thank you for the sub logo for the sub outlaw.
Thank you for the five gift.
It's Brett, Atla and Kermit for the sub.
Kyle Dill, Brett, Gabe, C.C.
CC Michelle Koop Oakley grin Isaac. I am a Lucas for the sub watch for the three Zoe for the three simple thing of the three
Lock-in chat Zerg take it because I'm taking out a subtle why are we in sub only?
No, I took I put it in some old me because I wanted to get through the intro of what the fuck we're doing today and chat usually
Tends to be happy
We could take it up
But I also will say if you're a little complainer today your ass is getting sent to the shadow realm
Okay, you're getting sent to the shadow realm with Irish mcChunky and you're never making your way back
Just letting you know just letting you know also. Oh my god
All right.
Um, luckin', luckin', luckin', luckin', luckin',
but yeah, that's what we're doing.
First, we basically need to just travel
all the way back over there.
That is the first thing is we need to cross
the treacherous waters with the Kraken.
Why did I come all the way back here?
Oh, should we bring materials?
Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.
We should bring materials over.
Welcome aboard.
I feel like I packed this.
I remember putting stuff, yes,
I put a bunch of food and some med kits and shit in here.
I don't know what else we should bring to the second base.
Most of the stuff we're able to get over there, though.
I feel like I kinda wanna keep everything else.
Like it's all basic materials.
The only other thing that I would potentially bring over
our lithium because lithium is very rare
But I don't think I need anything for lithium right now silver most of the stuff I could get over there I
Think we're just gonna go we'll keep our inventory light
Didn't you write down a to-do list? Yeah, you want to see what I wrote on my to-do list? It was very half-assed
Better air tank investigate alien shit upgrade this machine stuff
So that's about the most useless
You said you needed a copper. I
Said I needed copper. I'll grab copper on the way, but I feel like I don't need copper
Yeah, we'll grab copper on the way though, I'll go I'll go harvest some you need to bring the lithium
I will bring the lithium. You're right. You're right. You're right. There's no point not bringing the lithium
I'll only bring two now. I don't want to bring all of it.
Alright, let's get it.
Onwards!
We can't even go to that black box yet. That's the crazy thing.
Yep.
Oh, it's that fucker.
They're gonna stop scaring me with that shit.
But um, what was I saying?
Oh my god.
I can't go down there to grab copper. I don't even know if there is copper in the tree.
Let's just check.
My little risky cops.
Oh, there is copper.
Sick.
I don't- I feel like I don't-
Oh no, I know I need copper to make more energy-
Oh!
I know I need copper to make more energy,
but I don't think I need that much.
Also, forgetting how much air supply I have now.
Like, I probably stay down here for like two minutes.
The music is a lot louder this time. I feel like normally it's not that loud.
I feel like I'm in Geometry Dash.
What the fuck is that?
Stupid ass sport.
Now we'll now we'll v-line it to our second base
Should I take the safe way or should I just go all the way across the water?
Oh, it's Bart Lannis SB because it's Bart Lannis second base. Why is that also called Bart Lannis SB?
Now we're just gonna cross. Actually this might be the safe way because I did go 200 meters
right. If I go that way, I just cross the open ocean and he attacks me. But he'll probably
attack me either way. But I got a fast ass shit so I think I'll be able to outrun him.
He's slow as fuck, unless I do something like that.
I don't remember if I investigated this, I think I did.
Have I looked at this?
I've been here, right?
I'm sure I've been there.
Yeah, we gotta go back.
First thing, we'll put all our stuff away,
craft what we need,
and then we're gonna go investigate the alien base,
and we'll look.
Just go, just go, just go, just go.
Just don't stop, don't stop.
Don't look down, don't look left,
don't look right, and don't look back.
He's right there.
He's his big ass!
He's his big ass!
He's his big ass!
That's free food!
See the problem is I can't run directly into him
so we gotta pull a flank here
I see him in the corner
Ah, he's fucking cycling back and forth
What a pussy!
Oh my god, look at him!
Please, let me try to make her
Look at it, yeah!
Please, let me try to make her.
Alright, we're gonna have to take the long way.
It has adaptive AI? You're fucking lying.
I hate this.
How do I get past him, bro?
I need to get back to my base.
Alright, we're good to go.
Just fucking fucking.
I don't think he would one-tap my machine, right?
Or my sub.
We're safe.
We're safe.
I'm certain.
Bucket into these corners. He's too fat. He won't fit.
I don't know where he is, though.
Yo, can I, can I say that the music makes it scarier off rep?
But wouldn't it be a lot scarier if there was no music call out and you just
turn around and he's right behind you?
Like it's just pure silence. Like you're actually in the ocean.
Like if there was no music and I just turn around and he's chasing me, like that would
be so much scarier, but it like lets you know.
That is, it's nicer though, because it would be really annoying if like, you just unlock
a submarine and then you turn around and he just eats you and breaks your fucking shit.
But this is our second base, we made this last episode.
It's still unfinished, we kind of just like, scrapped it together.
We got a big room here with, you know, lockers.
I don't even remember what's in here.
Well, we do have a lot of materials, actually.
I thought we had way less.
We gotta put all this away.
I gotta go grab the stuff out of the back.
It's another chud base.
Okay, why are we sitting?
I have a chud base.
You know, I've been seeing other streamers like Peanut.
Wait, did I just take the Power Cell out of here?
Oh, man.
I've been seeing other streamers like Peanut
make like two story bases and like really lock in on the decoration and while I respect
that I'm here to fucking game you know I'm here to fucking get get new shit and fucking
progress you know I'm not about to go huh what what table would look best what look
Oh, oh, maybe I should go with the half room because that's gonna complement the interior.
I don't give a fuck. I'm making a bunch of square boxes and I'm throwing shit in it.
That's what I'm doing.
Speaking of, I feel like I should make a bio bed, no?
To mark my spawn here.
Just in case I do die.
I didn't know I could just put it against the wall like that.
Alright, so now we have our bed here.
I'm probably gonna need to make more locker soon.
We could make a power storage system.
That would remove me needing to make more energy resources.
Turn the music off?
I'm not going to turn it off, I do kind of like the music, I'll turn it down though.
You want me to turn the music off so I get murdered by a fucking giant squid.
Alright, so the next big thing we need to make is the upgrade station and for or the
modification station rather.
Before that, oh god, do I need a Biolab here?
I have a processor.
I don't think I need a Biolab.
We could just make a Biolab if I need one.
Oh, do I have a, okay, I have, I have a battery storage.
I don't have a Power Cell Recharger,
but I don't think I need one.
At least right now.
Okay, so for the modification station, we need Celestine.
I don't even know what Atticomite is. Look how deep that is.
Holy shit. Like, I can't even go that deep.
My ship goes 250 meters deep right now, and that's fucking like 300 meters deeper than I am right now.
Freshia flower I don't need. We need Celestine.
Holy shit. Am I gonna have to swim down there?
Should we go investigate this weird alien ship first?
Yeah, I'm gonna bring the shit though.
Let's go look at this alien shit.
Because we lived right by an alien base, and I haven't looked at like any of it.
Well, it's a little dark in here.
Beautiful. All right. Let's go investigate the creepy alien ship.
I need to bring more food. No, I don't. Stop eating a pussy, Joe. You're stalling.
I have not looked at this at all, and it's right next to my base. Partly because it's
Tanging over this message glyph of ominous nothingness
And I don't want to go down there
Well, let's see what's uh, what all the fucking fuss is about a power storage already have that
I picked this up
Hello three strong acid. I think I'll take that
First aid kit, basic battery, a Rosetta Stem.
The cliffs on this one live present the same messages in two languages.
The architect symbols known from 4546B and an unknown writing system designating alien language back some Radio A.
Translation underway. Nuketic samples of axon language to test and improve translation.
So this is this isn't even an ale. Oh my god, I thought that was the crack it for a second. I thought wait
This message is the same in your language and ours the purpose is to teach you our language
writing reflection other self writing training
And I'm gonna have to translate in alien language.
Scan it, it wouldn't let me.
Oh my god.
Wait.
one two three four five seven and eleven these aliens don't know about the six
seven mean where are they missing out
other self and then this is just oh one two three four five seven why do I need
didn't know that. Do I need a code? I feel like I need a code for something way back.
I feel like way back there was a time where there's like a keypad. Yeah, it's a code of
sorts, but for what? What is this? It's just a fucking clock. There's another big ass alien
area that we still have to look at. I don't know how I'm supposed to use this information.
What is that?
What is that? It's a squid. It kind of looks like the other one, but it's not.
it no I can't really kill anything I'm a bit of a peaceful shot in this game I
have no weapons well that's like not really useful info or am I just stupid
because what the fuck am I gonna use this translation system for writing
reflection some other bullshit number somewhere you're an idiot how am I an
idiot all right here yeah one two three five seven 11 and do I have this like
Memorized?
Like am I gonna be able to like pull this up?
At a later date because I'm gonna encounter something that I need to input a code on.
Because I know it's this thing over here.
This thing over here probably has like a code input. This is like a weird temple.
What's this?
Actually nothing.
You don't need it?
Okay, well so you're telling me they just added that into the game for no reason?
Everything in Subnautica is intentional.
I hear the creepy crackin' and I'm gonna ignore it.
This cotton is not operational.
Recommend diagnostic scans.
We could just blast through.
Yeah, and if we're lucky, Nahima kills us and fills our biobets with concrete before
the tailings get to us.
This is the history.
We can't blow it up.
They do take good care of the exterior.
What if the electrical system still works?
So I need to craft and find an alien generator to open this door and then I'm probably gonna
need to put in that code.
Otherwise, a tower of bioconcrete,
criminal and electrically-
I know shit.
He literally saw that.
The electrical system is designed
to receive external power.
Conclusion, the builders also
constructed a power plant nearby,
assigning alien species designation
from TSF A-list.
Builders designated, Axum.
Do I have a NOAA at my current base?
I don't think I do. I've been to these alien rooms. I can unmark these.
Wait, what is this shit up here?
So, right now, I should still try to get this fucking weapon upgrade machine, or not weapon
upgrade machine, tool upgrade machine.
Oh, this is that- these are these flowers.
I need this for something.
How much you wanna bet this is for that fucking power source shit?
Oh no, it's just gonna be fucking fibrous pulp.
That's useless.
Where's my shit?
ship. Oh. Yeah, I think we just advanced slowly and then somewhere in this region, because
they said there's a power plant nearby. I'm assuming I need to upgrade my fucking sonic
resonator, free that alien virus in here, and then that'll probably free up some sort
power generation system that I'm gonna need to use later. I don't know if I scan these flimmers.
I need to find one more thin ship to scan though, and then I'll be able to upgrade how fast I can swim.
Whoa, what's happening?
Can you get the genetic mutation? No, I need to fucking um,
I need to go mine that Celestine so I can upgrade that thing first or so I can get the
uh machine upgrade and then I'll be able to start upgrading my tools tools my ship that's
like where that's like the next scaling in this game I feel like I should get a power
storage system now you haven't been to the rooms I've been to those alien rooms have
Am I not?
I'm getting one guide.
No, I haven't been here.
Really.
This is right next to my fucking base.
I've been here.
I've been here, but Noah's powered.
This was the last thing I just did.
I've been here.
I can breathe in this area. I already looked at the bio bed. I grabbed everything from storage
You're such a larper brown in what way
I need to get more fucking water
Well now we're certain
A little slingshot back home, eh?
There's a water slug down here, I'm gonna grab him because I'm down a fucking lot out
of water.
I wish I could make like a gallon of water.
I'm hoping at some point that's about great.
It's kind of a Walter for the rest of the stream actually for three
One side of the pillar symbols paired with words the other is the same paired with numbers
The other side is just numbers need to look at the side with numbers like on the side with symbols
And then look at the side paired with the word for example number one word paired with a symbol that symbol would pair with a word
You need to do that. Why?
What is that telling me to do I mean J for the sub J and B Gus Vaughn
on tactical H1 Soxie carries enough of the subcat,
think of it a 3.
No, probably in mess, think of it a sub.
Me, Q, Luca, Adam, and K1, think of it a sub.
Swide, Flame V, NRG, Wonton, and Trick,
think of it a subfire, and Jib, think of it a 5.
Gifted, Tug, Lola, and Zan, think of it a sub.
Yo, lock in, chat.
Yo, I'ma say it.
We're not gonna do it yet.
Chat is a little bit probably gonna get thrown
and sub only in a minute here,
So I'd lock in if you were a follower.
Jay and Emmy for the sub will take you to the three.
I was dating your girl for four months.
She had a boyfriend after living with,
for four months she ended up choosing him over me.
Feel heartbroken, any advice.
Move on and don't date someone
while they're dating someone else.
Green, thank you for the stuff.
You've been cured.
I'm sorry if that was blunt, craft an error.
But if you're talking to somebody or you're dating somebody, you're not really dating
someone if they're already dating someone else.
I just gotta say that.
Unless you're in a polygamous relationship, not a monogamous relationship, but that's
different.
Like if you guys aired that off-red, completely different scenario.
I just need to organize this slightly.
I just want this to be like, food and shit.
And then everything else could be in whatever.
Cause I'll just use it to craft.
I'll actually carry two med kits.
I feel like I have enough inventory space for that.
Three food, two water.
We'll grab three water.
I do need to eat a food.
Grab another one.
I'm gonna need, remind me to grab food, uh-uh, when we're looking for this elastine shit.
But yeah.
Just don't talk to people if they're dating somebody else or in a relationship with somebody else.
Suck D.B. Venmag, uh, cheese and Xerox, they give this up.
Alright.
Do I still have that thing pinned?
The black box is down there, no, I'm pinned to the last team.
Actually, no, it didn't.
Is there any that's closer to me?
Oh, that's like right on top of the fucking black box.
Do you think I could swim down to that black box and just leave my fucking, uh...
...ship that low?
Let's fucking test it, who cares?
I don't know, like I don't know how deep that is.
That might actually be very reachable.
I actually think it is.
I think it only looks deeper because it's just far away.
I haven't been over here at all, but we haven't really explored this region yet.
Don't know what that is.
Hey, don't know what that is.
What's a needler?
Why is he staring at me like that?
Oh, he's shooting needles at me.
Oh my God, he's shooting needles at me.
That's why they call him a needler.
Ooh, fin upgrade.
How dangerous are these guys?
Oh my God, I need to read blueprints for fins.
Heels, lords, so does sing.
Observing the ax of dailings in the Karakoram ruins.
Sparing for excited base camp near the observatory.
It's time to kill me right away.
I'm going to kill you.
I'm going to kill you.
I'm going to kill you.
I'm going to kill you.
I'm going to kill you.
I'm going to kill you.
I'm going to kill you.
I'm going to kill you.
I'm going to kill you.
in the Karakoram ruins, sparing great sight as they scamp near the observatory. This time
they killed me right away. They really don't like us coming into the ruins. They're obviously
capable of communication and social behavior. Why are they so damn hostile? According to
Nahima's research, we are the only life on this world not infected by the protea virus.
The virus provokes violence against the uninfected
Wait, so they're more aggressive because they're infested?
They can take us because they're sick!
More likely they have good reason to distrust humans
And they know we come back when they kill us
So maybe they are communicating
Maybe they're trying to teach us
Yo! Fuck off!
You die
Will he, will he charge me or is he just gonna stand there and shoot at me like a skeleton?
Yeah, this guy's a fucking pussy.
Yo, deck!
Get the fuck outta here!
Leaf!
Leaf!
Leaf!
It's like I'm hitting him with a Nerf gun right now.
I mean, his bullets do no fucking damage either.
Is he targeting my ship?
He keeps hitting my boat.
Why is he coming?
That's me.
Whoa!
Oh my god, I didn't even notice that.
Yo, what is this?
What is this place? Oh, this is the power plant?
You should probably get the upgrade first, or should I just go in there and leave my
ship?
I'm gonna go in there and fucking leave my boat, we're here, we might as well go fucking
grab the black box.
These guys are probably a top 3 most annoying creature in the game, not so far.
Max, I'm dead, speak.
Hold damage, imminent.
Okay, hold damage, imminent.
I'm not gonna damage my hull, don't you fucking worry.
I'm just trying to find the black box.
What is that?
Is that a big noise?
Are you hearing that?
Is there like something that licks down there?
Don't go down there?
I'm hearing like stomping.
That might be my tadpole crouching.
Don't know I think I'm gonna get out there chat. Oh, we can do the improved pens now
Dude they're not even shooting poison dark these guys are lame what is a thermal plant?
Stop it
Fuck her.
How do I hurt them?
She came onto me and it was my first relationship.
I've never met somebody quite like her.
I knew it would end up like how it did because of the fact she's still a boyfriend, but I
got attached anyways.
Enjoy some of that.
Let's do the fire game.
Well, I'm sorry that happened, bro, but like, I don't know, for girls who are approaching
like that and she's like actively trying to cheat on her boyfriend like she she's
just not it's just not gonna work out you know what I mean yo I feel like he's
shooting my ship even if I'm not in it is he just not fuck with me like that
fish man thank you for the fucking 10k bitties I know about supposed to send
bits right now and it's a thank you for making my days right over thank you for
the fucking 10k bitties and thank you for the nice message actually thank you
the sub-duper's to the three. If you knew one year from today that you would die
would you change anything the way that you're living? Yeah, I'd probably start
speedrunning bucket list stuff. Ellie and Zoot, think of it as sub-duper,
think of it as sub-cap, think of it as three. You make water for virus pulp in a
processor. Danny, think of it as sub-Tanny. It's five, think of it as sub-Zerox and
cheese for the sub-DBA and Veneno, think of it as sub-TR, sex for the sub-well,
think of it as three. Enfist, think of it as 10k, Vinny's chopped, at least no 10
bits right now, I got to lock in. You only have two hours and 30 minutes or so
and then we got to hop on fucking gamble with your friends. Ellie, think of it as
He's been watching since 2021, which the Hitch Man VODs still exist in them. Sorry they don't
Worth thinking of the sub lock in jazz
Chat, please don't turn bets right now
Oh here it is
Black box record sorry boss couldn't make to the southeast rack forced down by needler attack. They can make repairs
They're waiting for me outside and I'm all on med kits. I'm gonna dump my flares grab the depth module and swim for the research camp
I'm hearing it. See you soon one way or another. You're gonna be out
Where's the ping?
No!
I didn't mean to use that.
I'm going back.
Whoa, look how big this fuckin' ship is.
I unlocked stuff to make mine this big.
I'm being greedy right now, I should leave.
I'm just so curious, what's down here?
Bet you to me, shoot at me, Pussy.
Shoot at me.
Please?
Idiot.
I am far from my share.
Now we'll be fine.
But Chat, I appreciate the bets. I'm not upset when you're sending bets.
I just say don't send bets because I got a lot.
Every time somebody sends bets, I want to pause to read them because I feel bad if I make you wait.
But I got to lock in on the game.
We'll take it to three. Please don't send bets or I'll take my money.
my money, thank you for the three, Bailey for the seven. I appreciate hitting the seven.
Go to the tree, yeah you die if you go to the tree. Go to the tree Joe, that's how you
beat the game. You think I've seen the tech talks that people get eaten alive? Oh go to
the tree Joe, it's perfectly safe. It's perfectly safe. Everything's fine on the tree. No, the
fucking creepy little bifin things kill you. And then you lose all your shit. Why would
I do that. Take it out of Subolim by the way. Keep it out of Subolim. Sort of timing people
out that are annoying. I don't want like Subolim, Subolim's like a band aid. The bigger problem
is 5,000 people need to be banned in my chat. So we just gotta weed those dumb motherfuckers
out and then follow our only modes fine. Because I'm silencing everybody when only like 10
Some people are annoying, yeah, but I'm the guy that just said that and word hard hard.
Barely for the setup.
I think I need to make another energy resource.
I think I should make a power source as well.
I'm going to make another turbine right now.
Just so I have more energy.
Definitely thank you for the five gift. It's appreciate the fucking subs. Thank you. We've got something to give the five gift. It's all right
So how do I make this fucking thing? Oh?
I can just make it right now
Strike armor added strike plates reduce incoming physical damage from attacks and collisions
Tadpole depth module, structural heat monitoring allows the tadpole to dive deeper before structural damage. Why are we anemic only?
Multiple modules do not stack.
Okay, so I can't spam make these.
Optimize this engine function in real time to reduce power by 20%. Stacks up to four times, so I can spam make those.
How do you make a mammal glass?
Do I even have the fucking recipe for that?
Creature Enamel.
And I need Conduit Crystals.
Conduit Crystals for improved fins and Creature Enamel.
How did you even make that?
I think I can make one of these right now, though.
What is STRONTIUM?
I don't even have the fucking potential to make STRONTIUM.
Hold on.
Oh my god!
Okay, Carter and Boone for the sub, Stifling ever for the sub,
enter and Stifling take it for the five Gippids.
Look at pin for an ambled glass,
you need to break those white sticks where you were just at.
It's a new ore.
Oh, I thought those were just like leftover fucking needler spines.
So we'll just go back over there.
All right. Lock in. Sorry, I'm getting fucking spammed right now. I'm trying to figure out a collage yet.
Oh...
Sorry, I really gotta play on this this shit for Thursday. So you knew you have sash me and you and play
like a rage game slash game together
I'm like being you know what's so stupid I said can we just make a group chat because I'm texting
Jinxie Jinxie's texting me I'm relaying that information Iran Ron's texting me I'm talking
to Ron I'm relaying that back to Jinxie what are we doing why don't we just make a fucking group
I'm just sitting here. I'm like, I'm like, oh, he said this what's just fucking all hot
Fucking group together. What are we doing? What are we doing? I fucking did here. Okay. Well, you said that
Okay, let's just fucking and make it just make a group
Here thinking of the three you watch anime JJK now. Oh
My god, sorry. I'm getting never simulated. Okay, those white sticks over there is the creature
animal. But what was the other thing that I need? Well, I'm sexy even five. Chat will send bits
right now. Please. Please. I like you. I like you. Steading the money. I'm not upset with that.
I'm a appreciate about it. I'm saying I need a lock in right now. We need to get shit done in
Subnautica. Oh my god. I don't even know what Atticobite is. I don't need that, though. It's
It doesn't even say creature enamel here, so this is only ores.
Wait, no, I think it just did say creature enamel.
Yup, it is that stuff.
Wait, what was the other thing I needed?
It was enameled glass and strong tea-um.
I can't even make strong tea-um.
Oh, I can.
Oh, it looks celestial.
Alright, well let's just go back and grab the- let's just go fucking harvest a bunch
of shit over there now.
I think that's the best thing we can do.
Is this false?
Alright, yeah let's just go harvest a shitload of materials.
Harvest a shitload of materials, we'll get all the stuff we need, and then I'll be able
to upgrade my- my vehicle a bunch.
And then we'll be able to go to places we are unable to go to right now.
This just gets way deeper.
Am I even been here?
Yeah, I'd like to pass.
He said let's do it, he might be live. I'm live right now. Oh my god.
Oh, he actually might be alive, so...
So I don't know if now's the best time.
Alright, where the fuck is this creature an animal?
I really want to go see what this power plant shit is.
I feel like I should grab some of this titanium, too, now.
Like I have this space.
And I'll just fill this
Where is it I know I saw a bunch of it I like I was looking at it and I didn't question what it was
I think that it's dark. It's not this shit
No, it's the big it's the big whites. That's that's right here
How do I- Oh, is it not this?
No, it's just that enamelized.
Enamelized.
God, that is it.
Bro, he- he shoots my ship!
He shoots my ship!
This motherfucker sent him!
He's targeting my fucking boat!
Nah, this guy's a fucking loser.
When do I unlock a gun?
One of the ones with the gun so I can kill them.
Dude, it's like I get out of the boat and they're not even trying to hurt me.
They're trying to blow up my boat.
And then I'm just stuck in the fucking abyss.
I'm gonna give more of that Celestean while we're here too.
Just we don't need to come back.
Oh, there's more.
Look at him.
He's shooting my boat!
He's shooting my boat!
Look at him!
my boat look at them
yo play a funk thank you for the five gift it's my channel play a funk go
stream play a funk on Spotify fucking love play a funk thank you the fucking
gift it's brown I don't know if you've played some nautica before I forget if I
I asked you that, I have a pea brain.
It's not a pea brain, it's a weed brain.
I didn't get hot yesterday, chat, but Dubs.
But Dubs, you got hot yesterday.
Got all my shit done, it was like 11.30,
I was like, am I really gonna get hot right now?
I went, nah.
Watched the first two episodes
of the new season of Rick and Morty.
Masterpiece, Masterpiece, or not Rick and Morty.
What am I saying, regular show.
Masterpiece Cinema.
It was amazing.
I loved it.
Absolute classic.
I'm not even going to lie, I think thus far better than the original.
And that's hard to say, because I feel like they had like years to cook up ideas for like,
you know, 15, 20 new episodes.
And so it's like they've just been sitting on these.
You're tripping.
No, I'm not.
Dude, I love the original regular show too.
And I haven't even seen every episode of regular show, right?
Right, because I feel like I used to watch regular shows when I was a kid like SpongeBob.
You know what I mean?
Where it's like, oh, there's an episode I haven't seen.
I need to make another Storzlocker.
We have like no space.
Can I expand?
Uhhh...
Uhhh...
This is gonna annoy people, but I don't care.
I do care it's annoying me already.
We gotta be careful.
The noectic advisor has transmitted an alert.
Return to the life port.
And yellow is your totony!
Yellow is your totony!
Oh, hello there, hello there.
I'm here to inform you that there is another black box that is available.
level and every time every time oh they're going to kill us fuck you Noah
how do I make a Noah terminal glass and copper wire rope easy I'm running out
of course but I know there's a shitload of quarts in this area.
Uh, they never had terminal.
They never had terminal.
I have to speak to you.
I'm gonna give him his own room.
Now he's gonna get his own room.
It's gonna be the consultation box.
It's gonna be a dark room.
I'm not gonna light it.
It's sitting in the dark like it should.
As a survivalist, Iso could be a model for your work.
He shares your interests, foraging, wildlife, self-defense, physical improvement, occasionally
speaking to people who aren't there, same location uploaded to PDA.
He sounds like he's either schizophrenic or has a sort of bad salvia trip going on every
once in a while. I don't know if I want to go where this guy went. Did he say I have
to go to that black box? He just said there was creatures crawling all over him. Why would
I want to go see what's going on? That sounds terrible. Also, I need food. Oh, where are
the fish at? I can't eat that one. Where are the edible fish at? We'll get them on the
way we're going back in
all right now watch this crap shut up
enameled glass system chest bro i'm gonna need to go get quartz
aren't i we need to go get fucking quartz
i know we need to go get quartz bro what am i what am i what am i fooling
myself here
Fix those turbines, but the turbines are fine. What do you mean?
They're all spinning. Look.
Wait, can I make them more efficient?
No, they always generate 12.
Yeah, I gotta just go straight down for chords.
Oh, I already see it.
Easy.
Let me get a little more.
Have I been down here?
I think this is near the area, but I can't blast through yet.
Because I need to upgrade my, uh, Sonic Resonator.
Wait, do you think I don't need to upgrade my Sonic Resonator,
And I need to get that ship upgrade and just fucking run right into the infected pulp with it.
No. That can't be right. Why is a needler all the way over here?
Uh, aren't you a little lost, buddy? This ain't your part of town.
Yeah, so your stupid fucking needler's at me.
Dick.
Now it needs to be the Resonator, okay? I was just speculating. You're just trying to be a 5-H.
Sorry.
I thought I was kind of fucking, I guess I'm not.
Why do I need, why would I want this?
It just gives me fucking fibrous, dude, look at me.
And he messes every time.
Hey pal, you're in a scarce area and you're infected, you're wasting all your resources
trying to kill me and it's never gonna work.
You're probably gonna starve to death and die younger now.
Hey man, I'm just trying to look out for you.
Where the hell's my boat gone?
This isn't such an awkward spot.
Philosophy attack?
Hey, Needler Mango, have you ever thought about why you exist?
Mastering him he's trying to kill me
Have you ever thought about the dichotomy at all?
Start using buzzwords
I need to make regular I need to make a lot of enamel glass. We need to make for enamel glass
Actually, I need six glass because I need to regular glass
Alright, then what?
I think I need more like, strontanium or whatever the fuck it's called.
Strike armor.
Does that change how this looks?
No.
But it just makes it so it's less likely to break, which is still good.
I feel like I should get every vehicle off-brake now.
The ones that stack are pretty good.
The engine function to reduce power use, like I've never even been close to running out
of power.
I need two system chaps.
I need more corks.
YAY!
YAY! More corks?
Oh my god! I need to go get back to my boat, get more- get more corks?
My total is crap fucking 85 corks, so I never run out.
Well, where the hell is it down here?
This used to be full of titanium, but I fucking mind it all.
It's quartz, not quartz, it's pronounced exactly the same.
Well, good thing I had my hull armor, that would have been a big hit there.
I need a big fish. There they are.
After them. Quick.
Grab them while they're weak.
Best one's a fighter.
I can't eat that one. What about these cockers?
One cooked Numa gives 40 food. Why am I eating anything else? Why am I catching
these fucking blue-goon fuckers? One of these gives me 40 food.
That's a little path.
What a- sorry I need a van this chat. I'm timing out this chatter. This is why we
sitting this is why we sit in some way why did this trigger me why did this trigger me chat pancakes
are waffles pull it mods mods I know everybody's been wondering I know everybody's had this question
on their minds pancakes are waffles pull it that's what we really mean I mean talk about service level
taxi talk dude oh my god look at my name look how much titanium
The question everybody's been waiting for, Val and DeGeneres show, pancakes or waffles?
This is a highly heated debate, and a lot of people have different answers.
So what's it to ya?
So what's he say?
Pancakes or waffles?
Dude, there's no fucking quarks down here.
I feel like I'll just wander until I find Morphe's around. There's no way back there.
Oh, it's literally right here. Huh.
I feel bad. Take it out of Sub-O-L-Me.
You don't even need to put it back in Sub-O-L-Me.
But mods, feel free to be a little bit of a dictator.
If you see somebody that's annoying, just time them out for a fucking five minutes.
more annoying. Yo, I'm gonna say it chat because mckchunky doesn't want a mod right now and I
don't know how many mods are in stream. It seems like there's 12 mods in stream, but nobody's here
with mckchunky and Zod. I'm gonna give you guys a warning. We either lock in or I have to throw it
in subtle need the rest of the stream. Okay, let's go. Assault Tina roost for the sub six inch
for the sub doctor thinking of the three. How's your day? All right, Jimbo thinking of the three.
Pig blob with those purple pickle things on it. Why you eat the fish are six thinking of the three.
You see that pickle wreck shove it up your ass areas and it's from the sub dish with a sub to mean up the three
Send a video in the video so stab go see a play I think of the five gifted doctor for the sub actual for three work
I've routine DJ for the sub back by steps abs day one chest triceps shoulders day two likes abs day three day four
Rest day five repeat. I'm not gonna go every single workout. I do that take forever. Let's lock in though
And we gave it time and it didn't work and we're in trouble any of the rest of the stream. Sorry
Adventures assemble last stream. Well, no, but I feel like it's becoming a thing where my mods never mob
They if it's chat shitty, they just throw it in sub only which I like
But like then we're never not it's pay us then brazzad
I don't know if you're rage baiting or what cuz you don't pay us you wouldn't work more if I paid you
I'm like I'm being so dead ass
on my mother I would while I'm not in on Zod's life I would can we I now it's
becoming a problem with the mods can we lock in it's like it's like every week
you guys ask to get paid and I don't know if it's rage bait or serious but
modding for me is optional you don't need to mod for me I like that's just all I
I want to say like I it's not a requirement like
And half of my mods just use Brady bot and half of my mod she's Brady bot
Let's talk about that as well. Like I'm not I'm not going on this rain again on why paying mods is the most
Complicated thing ever I would have to unmod every other mod
I would pay two people minimum wage and you would have to sit here and mod and not use AI chat bots to mod like I
Would have to unmod everyone bro. Zod don't tell me to calm down
Zod I would have to unmod everyone pay two people and they would have to actually mod
Right because most of the time you guys are here, but you're not modding
I'm done talking
I'm walking back in I'm done talking somebody or Dean don't get mad awesome
Big of j3 for the subs Valley DJ ace and they take it the sub actual take of it a three
Lock in lock in
Jesus Christ, how does modding work you time out people
I'm sorry editor that you're going to have to cut and chop this segment 5000 times because
I keep pausing but you know it's how it is love you for the sub R6 negative 3 just not
everybody yep that would be a great idea hi Aiden Aiden doesn't it'll be Jericho on this
one likely when I give Evan Wong gaming vods he complains
He goes, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, and Aiden just gets big shit, Aiden gets logs.
Fire him, and what, hire you?
And hire you to mod?
It would be impossible.
I'm not going over this again.
Bro, and then people go, well, Ludwig pays his mod, bro, I'm not going over this again.
And then people go, well, Ludwig pays his mind, bro, I'm not going over this shit because how am I tracking your work?
How am I tracking your work? There's no way to know that you're doing anything like I
There's actually no way to know that you're doing anything because then it's like you're a cop and you're just pulling people over to get numbers
You would just start banning people just to fill quotas like it would become a dystopia
If I paid you to mod you would start timing people out because you know that you would have to seem like you're working
Otherwise, I'm not paying you everybody else would be unmodded and you'd be just sitting there doing nothing
You would get up and go take a shit and then when I come back you just time out nine people to be like oh
I'm doing something like I'm not I'm not paying
I'm fine with that. I'm not because you're not doing anything. I
I broke. Oh my God. It would be worse is what I'm saying. It would be worse
It would be worse. You do nothing all day, too, buddy. I'm on the clock
Shut up
Whoopie and Chuck for the sub acuteness of the sub asking
I'll respectfully ask to mod for you for free, bro. You don't need a
Chat you got to realize most of the time my mods are like 80% joking in 20% serious
Obviously they would accept if I paid them but at the end of the day I know I make a lot of money. I can't there are
Alex Brady kosher dogman fiddle Zod Juan mcChunky some Russian inch at I'm not paying every single one of you
So everybody else would be unmodded. I would pay two guys and they would start re it would be quota bullshit
Can I get $50 a year? I give you free merch? I give you free merch
That fucking every every drop every drop
That's more than that's man. Okay, you don't want the merch. Would you rather visa gift card?
I could I could I could you didn't give me one the last drop well
I tried to send it to you if it didn't work. It's probably because you live in Ireland
Tell me if you don't receive the merch and I will fucking get it to you
Everybody all of my mods get merch every drop that is part of opinion if you don't want merch
I'll give you a visa gift card, bro. I'm so dead ass
I'll give you $100 visa gift card. You can fucking not use my merch. It's fine
Right, you don't need it. You'd rather a piece of gift card. I'll give you for real
I actually thought net this Christmas. I'm about to just fucking I'm about to just give my mods like $100 visa gift card
But here's here's the problem chat. This is a random gonna go on
There are like five active mods for me like Bobat mccunkey some Russian
Juan stock like a lot of my mods are active, but the second I go in the mod discord and I mention free merch
Motherfuckers come out of the woodworks, bro
Mods you haven't seen in years are like, oh, hey, and I'm like bro
Like so here's the problem like for dude. I'm so serious this Christmas
I would love to give all my mods a hundred dollars easy gift card
But like then there's gonna be people that are like do I qualify and they haven't been in my stream in nine months
It's like now. I'm just giving you're just you're just you're not even a viewer. Yeah, take the foot. No take the foot
I bet motherfuckers fell off the face of the earth. I don't know what he's up to
What?
Gracie for the three I did tell the principal to not beat the kids ass mostly because he's too big
He was kicked out of my class. It's a more chill now. Well, that's good cool mushroom
I've been in the hills.
Curtain anonymous for the subcutus for the sub.
Lock in.
Lock in.
Lock in.
Lock in.
Here, think of it as a lock in.
Lock in.
Mushroom for the sub.
Lock in.
Lock in.
I do love my mods.
I appreciate them very much.
But like, I'm not going on this spiel again.
I already went on the spiel.
I give you guys free merch and I do actually want to give gift cards out.
I always say these are gift cards because it'd be kind of lame if I gave you guys like
GameStop gift cards or something. Visa gift cards is like it's just money, you know, equivalently, but yeah.
Hawking.
GameStop's fire. Everybody's getting a Visa gift card and fucking McChunky's getting a card to Cracker Barrel.
And they don't have any in fucking Ireland, so it's about useless for you. Fuck you, McChunky.
Everybody, you're getting one to Cracker Barrel.
He's never gonna be able to go.
I need to make more strontium.
No, I don't, cancel it!
That was for the strike armor.
I need to make system chips and a titanium ingot.
Two system chips.
Wiring kit.
I went to the dispensary today, side story while we're crafting.
I went to the dispensary today, as I'm walking out, this guy leans out of his car, he goes
Yo, I turn he goes Joe Bart and I go. Yeah, he goes Joe from New Jersey. I
Go, yeah
He goes I was high as fuck watching your 420 stream
And I was like that's kind of funny because we're both outside of a dispensary buying weed and I'm like, oh really?
He's like, yeah shake his hand. I'm like, it's nice meeting you. He's a sick guy
shout out him
All right now we have all the upgrades I have for not all the upgrades I could get but all the upgrades
I'm potentially able to get right now. So now I have a depth module. I don't know how much deeper I could go with this. Oh
I need a fucking I need to make all that fish into food real quick and then we'll be able to go that's a fake story
It's not a fake story fuck
Dude those blue moons are useless
I'm not gonna make these new mods.
I just like smaller fish that have more food just so I don't take as much imagery slots
up.
This is just way too much.
I'm gonna put all of these away and I'll just spam eat these fuckers for right now.
All right, now should we go to that black box over there?
Have I done all the upgrades I said I was going to do?
Oh, no, I need the flipper upgrade.
How do I get a conduit crystal?
Is that something I craft?
I probably have to go to the black box first.
Brett, think of it as a thre.
Mr. Think of it as a thre.
You have a hot-ass tennis, but you
rather get straight teeth or straight teeth.
Bob, Bash and R for the sub.
Crack, think of it as a thre.
Please don't get mad at me.
But I know I got unmodded.
But I will mod, and I will not cause problems anymore.
I promise I'm Joe.
I love you.
You're the only streamer I watch.
I'm sorry, Quackle.
You're not getting remodded, man.
You're not getting remodded, bro.
I'm sorry, I'm glad you like the streams.
Are you doing any other streams with Brooke?
Not any planned in the future,
but she might pop on for one soon.
Save her the sun.
She's been mad busy though.
Joe, a little philosophy question,
do you believe in the soul
as a separate entity outside of the body?
No, I don't believe in the soul at all.
All right, lock in.
How do you smell croissant?
No, I think it's two asses.
Why are you asking, chat?
You're on a fucking device.
Chunky is like actively rage-baiting me at school bag. I can't deal with this
He's actively asking chat. How do you smoke for stock? You have you're sitting at a computer. You're sitting in a computer
You're spelling it
All right, we're going to this fucking thing I can go
450 meters down, so that's a tier one upgrade what?
Oh, hell no.
I don't want to go all the way over there.
Oh, wait, is this just the power supply area?
I actually will go over here.
Ignore the needlers.
Should we explore this area a little bit too?
We haven't really seen what's down here.
There might be good shit.
I do kind of need to look through these power plant areas. Like what is all this?
It's all the way at the top over here. This is a huge area, bro. Are these enterable buildings?
So we'll start heading higher in left-x. Please don't.
Alright, so they're all closed off, do you think there's a way that I power them?
What is that?
There's another one right there. That's another genetic adaptation.
What is that fucking thing?
We've got one eyeball.
Okay, Mike Wazowski.
He's friendly. He does look friendly.
But the black box we're going to, the dude said he had like things crawling on him.
Probably these fuckers.
which would just be like, non-interactable creatures.
What's this?
I can't move!
I can't move!
I can't move!
You fucking wire!
That's what I was asking!
You said you were friendly!
You know he just took the app out down, but I couldn't move when he was after me.
I don't think I can get in here.
Doesn't that just I do?
I'll just natural heal for right now.
Right, I just want to see what's around this area. None of this is fucking enterable.
Oh my god, am I supposed to be listening to this fucking voice thing right now and I got
interrupted by this dude electrocuting me?
I can't hear it.
Oh, Mike Mazowski, you fuck.
What an asshole.
How am I going to go see if this shit is in here, though?
Is he still chasing my ass? Where was that ship at?
I don't know. This place looks so unsafe.
And I'm crazy or does it look like something's gonna come out of the deep here?
Like I see this as like an alien ship. I'm gonna go to the black box first.
The deep from from the boys he just lets his cock out right in front of me
Sorry that was the only episode I only watched the first episode of the boys and I turned
it off because of that that's what happens the first episode
Altair Starship Rack detected.
What do you mean by that?
That's what happens.
That's literally what happens.
This is the rack.
It's a big-ass rack.
Can you check out our YouTube channel?
Send it in the video session tab.
Dallas, thank you for the hospitality.
So, watch the philosophy channel.
Do you think our species, at some point in our history,
became so aware of ourselves, the synergy of our surroundings
that we could have comprehend?
Something coming from nothing.
So we had to create a God or essentially a creator from our for our own comfort
Yeah, I talked about that in some of my videos solution environment to stop TQB for the subjects
Thank you for the three. I may do that orange keyboard. Have you used it yet? No, I'm waiting for this one to break my disgusting ass keyboard
I also have been holding on to it because I spill shit on my keyboards constantly
And I feel like I kind of have it as more of a keepsake than a usable thing. I
I showed it the other day though like two months ago. You believe in sub-sex they give it a 3. Love to be a mod in the future, okay?
You're not being annoying, but a lot of people ask to be mod and I can't like
Asking to be mine doesn't mean you'll be mine
So I'm sorry, but I know you want to be mine. All right, let's lock it
I don't know if I should bring my code in here. I'm gonna leave it out
Oh, this area is gonna have so much stuff in it.
three copper wire
Taking that to the fucking metal strap place later. Oh hell. Yeah
That doesn't open. Oh, I want that wait
I don't I can't scan this how do I get that keep composted?
Hello black box. I am almost out of oxygen
The tailings have taken me into a Cicada wreck.
I think they want me to show them how our technology works.
They are very interested in Nahima's bacterial scanner.
Too bad they crushed it when they took it from me.
Still, a good chance to observe them up close.
They are crawling directly on me, all over me.
They have many limbs and complex mouth parts.
And no sense of personal space. It is a pitch dark, but I can hear a sound as it takes the snap of the claws.
So should I go in there, or are they gonna attack me?
Well this is before all those aliens die. They have no sense of personal space, he says.
I mean, I'm not seeing him any here.
Empty-ass room.
Oh, three fucking air.
Don't mind if I do.
I feel like that means I gotta be exploring this for a while.
Oh, God, this goes deep.
Holy shit.
A pfioscanum?
This scan modification
employs cultured alien bacteria
to spawn metallic markers.
You will notice that happy bacteria
smell like beets.
New bio mods available to research craft the bioscanner to return to Biolab
Well, I'm gonna investigate whatever the fuck else is down
Oh, that feels so deep.
Oh, I probably shouldn't have used that.
Okay.
We'll be able to get back.
Why don't you go down there, because I need to go in my ship while fucking... while drown.
I didn't even notice that fat ass thing, right?
Is I right next to that?
Should we go back and craft those bioscanner things?
I feel like I'm only investigating this area a little bit.
There's so much stuff around here.
We've got to, like, fuck her.
Oh, this is that hall I was under, and I was getting attacked.
But there's like that, like there's stuff in this.
Like how the hell do I get in here?
Oh, can I just swim in?
Oh.
These power plant control surfaces operate in a format outside human perception.
Recommend adaptation.
Oh my god, do I need to go fucking back and craft something so I can understand what the hell I'm looking at?
These power plant control surfaces operate in a format outside human perception.
Recommend adaptation.
Yeah, I need to go, I need to go fuckin' upgrade my genetics, but I still need to upgrade my
regular modifications.
Dude, this is so deep.
We're near 350 now.
I'm not fucking with this place I am not fucking with this place
Oh my god I know I don't understand it my eyes
We gotta touch that ball sack once it opens.
But I don't know if I'm able to clear this right now with the shit that I have.
I think I need to zap these fucking things.
Why is it making that?
Nah, see I need to upgrade it.
How do I upgrade my Sonic Resonator though, and I'm missing an item that I was supposed to like stumble upon?
Or maybe it is the Bioscanner thing. Let's go do that first.
I feel like I should bring shit back too, or like right next to a bunch of stuff and I have no fucking inventory.
Or I have no stuff in my inventory.
You know like these I can't even get rid of, wait?
See no closes.
I need something that would blast it open.
Oh my god, Atacama!
No idea what I'm supposed to use.
No idea what I'm supposed to do with that.
I'm probably gonna need that fort vio scanner shit.
Should we just go grab a bunch of Atacama?
Because there's no reason they would place it around this area unless I need it.
Let's fucking swim around and grab more.
Yeah, see, this is another thing.
There's so many of these fucking balloons that need to open.
Use your eyes.
What do you mean, use your eyes? That's exactly what I'm doing.
It seems like Atticbite's kind of rare now.
Alright, stop whispering to me, lady.
I get it.
What is that noise of something like crushing?
Are y'all hearing that?
I need another one of those yo let's stay out here
I feel like I should stay out here and get all this shit.
What is that noise?
Oh, it's that fucking Mike Wazowski.
Why is Mike Wazowski still chasing me?
Oh my god!
No, fuck off!
Fuck off!
Yo, I am not vibing with Mike.
I'm about to watch you keep my whole shit.
I'll fuck up everything.
What is that that's going over here?
What is this shit?
Is this silver?
There's so much silver.
A little bug there.
I know I'm gonna need so much attic in my that's why I want to get more I think
that's some I wish I could hang in to tell me what it is oh this is attic night
Watch one of those useless medics.
That's me.
Oh, damn it.
See, it's weird once I unlock this deck.
It doesn't feel like I'm mad at them.
I need I know I'm gonna need another condo in crystal but I only saw one keep your eyes
Field chat if we see another condom with crystal drop a piece of silver for it
Because I need those for better flippers
Keep your ass field know your eyes field not your ass
Your ass field you might want to go to a doctor
I've been having a lot of no nevermind. It's gonna be just gonna be TMI
That is so much, that is so much worse.
No tell us? Well when I tell you guys you're just gonna say CMI. My shit has been not like, dude I have like solid poops very rarely.
What is this area?
Like I feel like I eat too much fiber. Is this all gold?
Oh, it's burning!
Oh, sick!
Oh, sick!
Oh, sick!
Oh, sick!
Oh, totally sick.
Too little info.
Okay, so when I take a shit, like, it's not like diarrhea, but like, it's a really easy
poop, right?
Like, more easy than like a hard poop, like when I was younger I used to have hemorrhoids.
Uh...
Are they shooting at me?
When I was younger, I used to have, uh, yeah, I had too much, too much fibers not possible.
Well, no, like, see, like, the consistency, I, I don't shit like rabbit pebbles at all.
Like, that would be bad.
But, like, it probably comes out in solid form, and then when it hits the water, it's not solid anymore.
Like, it's very, uh, easy.
Like, you, you could probably make, like, a snowball out of my shit.
It's the best way that I can describe it
You ass fucker
You ass fucker. Don't say you're TMI TMI
TMI
There's a fucking guy
All right, I have the condo a crystal. I don't know if I need two of them now
Oh, I need more water.
Do I have to make that, though?
Or is it just craftable?
What is a Reaper Leviathan?
It's just furniture.
Protein based diet.
No, I'm telling you I eat too much fruit.
That's what it is.
I eat a case of blueberries every morning
and my second proof of the day is normally like purple.
Like I shit the color of blueberries.
A whole case?
Yeah, like, hold up.
Let me pull up a picture.
Every day, I probably eat, like, where are the images?
Not like a big case, but like this.
I eat a case of blueberries, a case of raspberries,
in case of blackberries or strawberries every day.
Where I eat three mandarins in the morning.
And then I eat like a bowl of frozen, a bowl.
Like I'm not talking mini bowl,
I mean a bowl of grapes every day.
Maybe a banana, maybe a banana in the mix.
You know, you never really know.
See, I need two conduit crystals.
Where's the thing that it said I could make am I tweaking oh where's it at the
upgrade machine it is I can make a photovoltaic charger charges tadpoles
power cell and shallow waters that's fucking stupid that's the dumbest thing
I've ever seen oh my god a bio scanner needs conduit crystals
We need to go back. Can I ping him I
Can't ping a conduit crystal
I just need to go fucking find them
What the fuck is Atikomite for?
I just harvested a metric ass load of Atikomite for no reason.
I'm not going to use that for another nine hours.
That's an end game shit.
Yeah, literally.
It's not in early access.
Atikomite's just a useless ore.
Repairs the power plant.
Okay, good.
Then I'll use it at some point, let's get it back.
SGBP would say the bird peanut
Morey thinking of the tier three busy with the sub-grace think of it a three your shit looks like
I could just probably pull up a picture. See, I don't know if it's TOS. I could look up like
Like high-fiber poops and it would probably be like one of the first images
I've been making a horror game. It includes you, but I'm 15 make of the game when I publish it
Can you try it out? Maybe I can't give you a definitive? Yes, correct. Thank you for the sub
Diesel graced the top of the sub game per key and Gracie. Thank you for the sub Peter for the sub when you're done
Let me now
I want to see what's very bonita today. Thank you. Chelsea and in vain taking the sub sex for the three
Our spec used to take my money boy thinking of the sub big thing of the four is this I'm not a kid to yes
Dallas thinking of the thousand but he's bio from the sub sex. Thank you for the three lock-in Mario the sub
Oh, and more
Shall I I'm not gonna show you my
I've locked some guy the other day
He I normally I don't like really read comments, and I'm not really ever reading the end
But I went on TikTok and it was like one of the first comments that showed up and
Normally, I don't even read TikTok comments. I don't post on TikTok anymore as well
So there's just like not really a point but I click on the comments and it was like a collab photo of all of my armpit hair
All right
He was like I love your underarms like I love your armpits and it was like nine images of that and I was like this dude jerks off to
me and I blocked him
Because there's like this weird subsection forum of guys that are like obsessed with me and it's like I was like, yeah
That's a fucking freak like
I'm like, you know, it's it's it's fine. Okay, I'm not gonna see it
It's if you like my underarms sure man, you know, that's you, you know
but like if you're gonna go out of the way to make like a fetish collage of
of like my underarms, bro, that's just so weird.
Like I just can't, like I was like not blocking this dude.
Like I was like, this guy needs to leave.
And there's people, bro, I'm not even blocking the guys
that are like Nazis sending me death threats.
Like, but that was like, whoa, you know.
One dude saying, you're an Israeli plant,
I hope you die versus that guy being like,
I love your underarms.
I'm like, wait a minute.
It's leveled down there, though.
I don't know, it's just odd.
Cause it wasn't like a compliment.
Like, there's a different,
like complimenting would be like, you look good today.
But like being like,
saying I love your underarms would be the equivalent
of being like, you look like you have such soft teeth.
I'd be like, yo, what?
Right, what?
Like that meat candy video, yo, where the fuck am I?
How about a stumble upon some new alien shit?
Let the cops get away!
Michael!
Don't do this.
Michael!
Michael!
Michael!
Michael!
Michael! Michael! Michael, don't you dare!
Bro, somebody told me to go south and I definitely got one guy, because where the fuck am I?
Yo, what is that noise?
That's not a person.
You think I could swim in there?
I haven't seen the Kraken in a while and it's starting to make me nervous because this
seems like the area where I'd see him.
I am in the middle of nowhere right now.
I need to find more of that...
What is it called again?
I know what it looks like.
It like hangs over the walls.
This looks important.
Anything like...
Oh, there's something, there's something, there's something right there.
A lot of mics right next to me.
Michael's probably gonna give me a good zapping.
Don't do it, Michael! Don't do it, Michael! Don't do it!
Don't do it! Don't do this! Oh my god!
There's somebody at Clam? What do you mean by Clam? What the fuck is the Clam?
There's a Clam?
What direction is the clam?
It's one clam, like a big ass clam, see I wish I could just fucking break that shit.
Yeah, south?
Even more south, there's a clam.
It's so weird there's like a fire area right there.
See, like this looks like the abyss to me, chat.
You're telling me there's stuff down here?
No!
No!
No, no, no!
Not going that way.
I know what happens when you pass the barrier.
I think I'd rather not.
Why is it so bright?
Well, it's daytime.
That area is bright because that's the border wall. If you go over there the fucking reaper
Leviathan eats your soul. I don't know I feel like I just kind of like explore a little bit.
Dude that one upgrade where it like charges your tadpole is probably the dumbest thing they've
added. Like talking about actually fucking useless. Just carry a spare power cell.
It'll charge the day as a solar panel.
The automatic advisor has transmitted an alert.
Return to the life port at your convenience.
This upgrade actually enables... is that...?
That was a robot, it's just crap.
Oh, this upgrade actually enables solar panels to charge your submarine while AFK in shower waters.
Oh awesome. So, when I'm sitting in on the surface, it'll fucking charge my shit, but I could just go dock it on my fucking specific air, my base.
You never have to worry about a battery, or I just charge a battery.
Just various fare and then I have another vehicle on spot. This is the area that I have to open up.
Bro, I just need more of that stuff.
Where do I find more of that stuff?
More of that poop on the walls.
Now it's dark.
I can't fucking see anything.
It's at the bottom, so it's like really, I'm going the wrong way.
I'm gonna go all the way over here.
Yeah, I gotta go this way.
Because I didn't find it at around like 300 depth.
Yo, is it just me or do you get really quiet?
Like really? Okay, that's the edge.
So I'm assuming the blue will be this way.
Titanium. I hate that I'm doing this at night now because I can't fucking see anything.
Whoa!
Oh, this is the Silver Cave.
Which I would love if I actually needed fucking silver.
Bro, it's like I can't find any of them.
That's the hot cave area.
I don't think it's- oh, here's the clam.
Oh, no, that's not a clam.
What the fuck is that?
Just like a slug leak.
Extracting metal from seawater could provide renewable resources for massive construction
projects.
10 years on rocks to set extracted lead for emergency shelters.
Taxi-native-cavity pools.
Oh, damn it.
We've turned to tie in toxic delirium rather than tumor-riddled agony.
Should I go that way?
I don't think it'll be this way.
This looks like I shouldn't be here.
What the fuck is this?
It's like acid ponds.
Scan the metal pipes.
Oh, metal farms.
standings
You are these guys saved
I'm getting mixed bag of answers here.
Somebody was shooting past tides wherever we are.
Mineralized mineralized blinker.
Ah!
Oh, he's eating something else.
He eats bugs, chatty's friendly.
Where's my boat?
Where's my boat?
Where's my boat?
Oh, Michael! Michael, nice to see you again!
I was wondering where you at.
What am I gonna do with this shit though?
Can I make this metal farm now?
Warny, maximum death rate, per damage, in a minute.
I'm not fucking with this area.
At all.
I gotta get out and prepare.
Dude, we came out here looking for more conduit crystals and now I'm just fucking wandering
What am I doing?
What is that?
It's free Celestine?
Feedback Resonator!
AHHHHHHHHHHHH!
AHHHHHHHHH!
Michael, please!
Wait, what is that feeding?
What is that feeding?
What is that feeding?
What is that feeding?
What is that feeding?
What is that feeding?
What is that feeding?
What is that feeding noise?
I need one more feedback resonator and we are chilling.
Can I scan these metal pipes?
I need one more feedback resonator thing.
My inventory is barely full.
Ooh, hard, hard stop right there.
Is there anything on top of this arch?
Maybe it's here in the black box?
Well, I'm supposed to go back to Noah.
I feel like it's got to be in this region.
It would make the most sense if it was here, because this is like late game shit.
Or even if it was in that fucking creepy area over there, I kind of want to go investigate
that.
right he's still chasing me all we came all the way out here for fucking condit
crystals I got to and now I'm finding feedback resonator bullshit and metal
farms look up brother's nothing up
or you're saying over here I can't go that but I can't go that way what are
What are all these balls?
What are all these balls?
Wait.
Advanced battery.
I think I'm going to need an advanced battle eat a crap boy.
The Karakoram ruins imply a civilization that developed to the same level as brain expansion
earth.
They had electrical power, industrial metals, digital computers, orbital space flight, the
whole suite but they arrived to the same place along a different path they got
electricity fast I think they hang on a minute I've got to hide I think the
axum themselves can sense electricity like sharks and they figured out hey
these long bacterial fibers. These things carry an electrical current. Then some clever
axom wrapped those fibers up into a generator. And once you've got a generator, you can make
your own electricity and start brewing metal from the seawater, farming the sea,
to make tools all without one spark of fire imagine it under sea cities as all
destroy your rubber but with telegraph lines and electric lighting thousands
of years before the first flame electricity means paternity to the
It's as old as prawns.
The noetic advisor has turned into an alert.
Return to the light.
I know!
So they found electricity way before we did in our evolutionary stance.
So the way that they understand just the world in general and how they should function is so different.
Like they're not mining, they're like harvesting metal.
It's just a common...
Oh damn it.
Brown, come on.
They're harvesting out of like common materials.
Have I been here?
Yes, the area that I was already at.
There's a common household.
Alright, yeah, we have enough. We have enough now.
I thought they were only on walls.
I didn't know they were these things that just like hovered here.
Because these kind of look like plants.
I need more of these.
But I don't know if I'm gonna need an advanced battery and I still need to build that sonic resonator
or the other resonator that I'm like, half way...
And I still need to fucking find other research shit.
It'll probably be where the black box is.
We really should go back to the NOAA,
because it'll tell me to go somewhere and wherever I end up going is where the shit will be.
Yeah, you're so right.
I'm gonna go back. We'll craft the shit. We'll craft the two things that we're able to craft now and then we'll go to that black box
JJ take it to the sub epic take it to the ray Jacob the three
You helped me a lot over the last few months. I love your content. Thank you JC and hate it
But the sub it's taken the three ones the next veterans charity shame because I'm gonna donate. Hello. I do not know
We're doing a shadow proof charity stream
for
People dealing with drug addiction
Well, I don't know when the next specific to that...
Each time in the sun. At some point that we will do another one.
Ah, M and Earth, they give us upgrade to the 3.
Yo, we're making great progress now.
Like genuinely great progress.
Turn the lights off. I don't think Subnautica is that scary most of the time.
Subnautica is more of like a story fucking survival game that has horror elements.
Like I don't think anybody's like, well no, unless you're like scared of the ocean.
I don't think that you're whole tweaking from Subnautica.
Like the tracking scares me, or like when I'm about to die in a dark area, but like, for the most part.
It's not that freaky. Turn your mic volume up. My mic volume's perfectly fine, man. I'm sorry.
If it doesn't work for you, you gotta turn your own volume up. Many take this up.
Alright, let's put all this shit away and craft some stuff.
I'm going to craft more water.
An entangled power cell?
Wait, did I unlock that from one scan?
I need an axum bacterial culture.
I can mine metal from the ocean.
That's nuts.
That bacterium culture though, I have no idea where that is.
And then a mangaloy.
Do I have that?
Inglit, Inglit, Megalink, Inglit, I actually can make, but first I'm gonna make this shit.
Reduce the noise of the tadpole, that's stupid.
I don't need that, Strike Armor, Death Module, we need the Bioscanner, so I need two more
I want a Nammal Blast, so I have the stuff for that.
And then I want to make the Strong Kins, and I need Fiber Nash.
I need Fibers. We gotta go harvest these flowers real quick.
They're everywhere though. Should be one right next to me probably.
I'm literally gonna fucking swim there. It's not close.
I just need some sort of fibers.
Because I have some back of the place. Wait, is this what I harvest these?
Yo, where's the Fiverr at?
Err, no.
Where is it?
There's something right over it.
It's the purple stuff from the grass.
Oh, yes.
You're a liar?
can I do this I'm just fucking Decker I know it's so common
Welcome aboard.
There's a poll of are you sober and 33% of people sitting down.
Holy.
That's gotta be a lot.
That's gotta be a lot.
Bro, I have- okay, let's make this first and then I'll go get that fucking Super Fiverr shit.
Does this let me scan anything?
What does this do?
Oh, so if I go back with this and I scan that shit, it'll tell me how to make something
so I can understand their fucking language.
Bro, I need to go get this fucking Fibershit first.
Because I said one of the things I need to do is fucking get better tailfins.
Can I take this stuff out of here?
I have rubber, but I don't have fucking fiber mesh.
As for the sub, FTB for the sub 1 to the 3.
My name is Linux and sh- oh, hello Joe, Linux and Cheyenne, love you, thank you.
J-rock and Ross for the sub, Mono for the sub, Jacob, they give the 3.
I'm gonna save real quick.
You gotta scan the Kraken.
Oh, really?
Oh, really? I have to go scan the Kraken?
Why is it shut? Oh, that's the other angel gun.
Wait, where the fuck is the freshia flower?
Oh my god, why am I even fucking tweaking? I know they're everywhere.
Just fucking look.
Yo, are we dead ass?
Where's the freshener flower?
The noectaric loyzer has transmitted a message.
I know!
Oh my god!
It's like an airport announcement.
You're about to miss your flight.
George James III, please report.
George James III, they're about to close the gate.
Mods band bond was fucking IG probably that's wild
Yo, I'm doing a follow for follow
Doing it follow for follow
This one
Where are the fucking plants?
Got it.
That's one.
Walk.
Walk.
Walk.
Why?
Where is it?
Bro, where are fresia flowers? I fucking marked them and they're just not here.
I need one more because you need two for one bang
Another one easy
Where the fuck is my face?
Literally how to just go this way wait, can I scan this now?
What?
What do I scan this?
What do I scan with this?
Oh god, another lane chatter, hold up, I gotta ban this kid.
Bro said, why do you ignore me?
Why do you ignore me oh god buddy yeah sorry because I consciously recognize
every chat that's coming in I absorb every single chat and respond to every
single one
I need more I know it's only one fiber mesh oh my god it's only one fiber mesh
Let's see how fast we swim.
Feels almost the same.
Okay, what's the time to go to work?
Della, alert, please report to the bio pod.
Calm, it's like blocks detected.
A second loss for Unita Gachal.
Partial voice data retrieved.
This is my body given for you.
Before the mission, Anita left drama. She lost her faith. I can't do that.
Oh, buddy, don't talk with that.
I was trained around one tungsten-clad monolithic purpose. I must print, support, and if necessary,
Reset the colonists stored in Sleep Bay 3.
I am a monomaniac.
If I wanted something else, anything else, ever, I would have to express it.
I would have to express it to myself in terms of how it supported the colonists of Sleep Bay 3.
Like you.
Signal location uploaded to PDA.
Yo, why is he getting like real serial killer-like?
I am a monomaniac. If I wanted anything else, I would have to express it in terms of sleep Bay 3
Chachi PC losing his mind. I
Need another batter
All right, so now we have to go to that black bot. Oh, that is so deep
Let me put this fish and I'll bring one more water, it's probably going to be a long mission.
Gotta make sure I have a pee bottle.
Just in case.
Alright, what's that?
Go to the bio lab?
What do you mean go to the bio lab?
Well, I don't even understand what the fuck I need to do with this thing.
Yeah, I maybe go to that- Oh wait, should we make?
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
I can make a mangaloy ingot.
But I don't have Axem Bacteria culture.
The bioscanners user scanning creatures don't lock new by amounts with which you equip using
Which you equip using the bio lab you can see what creatures you need to scan on the bio lab as well
Damn!
So I really just should scan every living thing I pass.
Let me go scan a Needler mango right now.
Is that a Georgie?
No.
Get over here, you little fucker.
I'm not going to scan the Kraken.
None of them needed me to scan the Kraken.
Come here.
Look at him, he's just gaming for the fuckin' boat.
Got him.
Where's my boat?
Dermal Garden Biomod?
Stop it!
I'm going back to see
Chat scanning the crack and won't do anything
What do you think these adaptations will even give me
Like are they gonna be op as fuck or they just gonna suck I know one of them needed water
Maybe it'll be like I don't need
You no longer need to eat or drink.
Oh my god, I would fucking have that instantly.
That would be the only one I would fucking equip.
Slowly grow nutritious algae on your skin.
How do I unlock... how do I unlock more?
Like, how do I get more than one?
That's trash.
Bro, what do you mean?
Don't I just like... I kinda just eat?
Oh, next update, I'll be able to have more than one.
I kind of fuck with that as my passive more than the oxygen control.
I just need to eat less.
Will it hedge the best?
I don't even know where the fuck those things are.
one of them you need to scan the Kraken. How the fuck are you supposed to scan the Kraken
without dying? How do you even do that? You just go scan it, it'll murder me. That's the
fun part, trying to fucking get back to him without him eating me. I could probably craft
like a little box and hide in it. Multiplayer? Oh, that would be easier. You three guys just
fucking run at him. He only could kill one of you at a time. As an ethane of the sub,
Zoli, Bain and Lean think of the sub, FTB for the sub. Actually, before we go to this
black box, I gotta pass. Read your chat, they were giving you tips, mom, over the sub, one
for the three. Oh, Ross for the sub. Hold up. Use flares? I don't know if flares distract
life and
Tell me now
Oh
All right, it's not a vape break chat I would be one string sound of a break six inch thank
Give the three little peak break little yak and little yak in game love with the sub boggles for the three
I've been homeschooled for six months lonely with nobody here except my brother and family
I don't know if I should go back to actual school or say homeschooled because I'm super nervous. What do you think I?
Think homeschooling is terrible in my own personal
Opinion I think it removes the socialization that
kids need and I think it fosters a lack of
social ability of people um
With these homeschooled, I don't think homeschooling is bad if you have extracurriculars or places where you're able to talk to people
but
Like I would say most homeschoolers do like rec basketball or rec soccer and they have friends outside of you know
their mom
or dad or cousin, sister, sibling, but there's like a percentage of homeschooled kids that don't
interact with people and they're just getting launched into the world knowing no one.
And I think that's usually the downside. A lot of life and jobs is connection-based and I hate,
I know a lot of people hate when they hear that and I think it's like repeated too much, but like
Like knowing how to talk to people is one of the best skills you could have in your
entire life, because what's going to make you successful is being able to have connections
and people that are able to help uplift you outside of just you yourself.
And yeah, there's instances of people just getting ripped solo, but like a lot of the
time you need to interview, talk to people, you know, talk to your coworkers, gain connections,
up a ladder, you know, ideally own the ladder in a capitalistic society, but like a lot of that is
just like talking to people, you know, it's not even friends. It's just like the problem of homeschooling
is it like creates a fear of sociability, not even just public speaking, just being in social
settings. SJ and FOS for the sub, Kimmel for the sub. I used to be the most introverted person ever,
And I was never homeschooled.
I used to just be so scared of that.
And being forced to do public speaking
and being forced to go to like and mingle with people
like makes you better at it, you know?
A lot of found your content around me.
A lot of my uncle, we were raised more than brothers.
Uncle Matthew, after military circle with addiction,
sadly took his life.
Rip in the chat, man.
I'm sorry for your loss.
Watching you gives me this weird mix of nostalgia and comfort.
Well, I'm glad I'm able to help,
but I'm sorry for the loss of your uncle,
so thank you for the three.
Camels, SJ, Fawze, and Benny of the sub.
All right
Lock in
Hold up hold up hold up
Should be some sort of official date demo, okay lock in x2 for the sub
Yeah, I think before we start friend-stop we'll be able to go do this black box maybe get one more upgrade and then we'll go from there
I gotta respond I gotta respond
I'm going to be working, but I won't be able to hang out with my clients.
I don't think homeschooling is like dad in the sense of education.
I just think homeschooling fosters this anti-social personality.
I know people that have been homeschooled and they're most sociable people ever, but I think if you're rolling the dice, the odds are an individual that's homeschooled is probably going to be a lot less social.
What is that noise?
Oh, it's just Mike.
Might be talking a game like he's some big-ass scary Kraken and he's just he's
just a fucking chug that electrocutes me and then makes my boat fucking damaged.
Where the hell is this black box? I was just here. Do you think they spawn in the
black box after you talk to Nella? Because I feel like I would have seen this.
Why am I not hearing it anymore?
Maybe their cooks went on strike and they starved again.
Do you think they tasted good?
Chewbacca.
Why?
Don't you like shrimp?
PDA.
Open the recipe book.
Okay, open the rest of the box.
Two box.
That was the black box.
That's what I came here for.
If there's more, what air?
Weed the TDA.
Extracting metal from sea...
She had advanced lead poisoning, she died,
it surrounded by her colleagues, they did not intervene.
She died about 230,000 hours ago,
and these black blocks transmitted her
to an unknown bio-bed, the reprint process was not supervised.
I mean, it's fucking useless.
Go to the big clam, what direction is the big clam?
I feel like the big clam will have useful stuff.
I kind of want to see what's on the top of this arch.
I haven't been up here yet, and I'm curious about her stuff.
Does that feel like I would put something up here?
Maybe not.
No way Mike's chasing me up here.
Oh my god.
There's nothing up here.
South from the life pod, from the life pod.
So I have to go back to the life pod?
Check.
What if a clamby life, really fucking far away, what is that?
What is this?
It's a random-ass tower.
I just don't understand.
Google says 350 meters from your starting light pod on a bearing of 195 degrees.
You want me to go all the way to the Glam?
Is there anything useful to the Glam or is it just a stupid gag thing?
Like I'm not gonna go, I'm not gonna spend the rest of today's Subnautica stream going
to the Glam if the Glam is useless.
It's a gag?
Yes, doesn't answer it.
Is there stuff that's good there that's not boring, like a scantable thing that I'm using?
No, it doesn't have anything, that's lithium.
I don't need lithium.
I need the resonatorship.
I need another blue front of that.
What is that?
Minus 10 L.
Wait, isotonic water available, huh?
What is, what is isotonic water?
Joe the turbine.
Chat, you guys are just spamming shit, and it's really like...
I don't really know what to do now, because I need to go fucking...
I need to go find whatever that weird, like...
I think I need to go back to that one area where I found the other sonic scanner.
I need to go this way.
Like, I'm certain of that.
The plan gets you lithium. I have lithium. Put it in subtle name.
Wall and CLR for the subnum of the sub. It's just repeated brain rots, bam, of the same
shit. I found lithium fucking nine hours ago. I mean, like, what, are we even, are we watching
the same game? Oh my god. The sonic scanner's in the plan. That's
a lot of them. Oh, this is a little squidfucker, though.
Come here.
He's just walking flashbangs, my ass.
Oh my god, a big camo?
What's that, too?
Oh, what is he hitting?
Stop. Why are they fucking running into me?
What is happening?
It's a bio-mod? Yeah, I know it's a bio-mod. It gives me camo on my body.
I need to find this other fucking resonator, though. There has to be another blue cap for a resonator around here.
In this region at least even if it's not like here
I'm doing this area would have why is it bro. It always plays the scary music
Mike is a stupid fuck and he's not gonna hurt me
Okay, he's kind of breaking the bone. He's kind of breaking the bone. I'm not gonna lie. I thought he was gonna be able to hurt me that much, but
But, Mike's a little pesky, uh, pesky guy.
He kind of large like a Leviathan.
Should I scan him?
I can't tell if he's chasing me...
Oh my god, my phone's ringing.
Dude, okay, so there's nothing over here that's useful.
Then what is the next stage to continue in the game?
I don't get.
I don't get how I'm supposed to find this fucking acid cloud shit.
I feel like I've explored this whole area.
Have I not?
What is this?
Oh my god, this might be now.
Is this Nail?
That's Nail.
Wait, this is all new.
I've danced the battery a lot, and also give me an algae block.
Only I need that algae now.
I need some sort of fucking acid or algae thing.
This is definitely where we need to be.
This is the fucking good area.
Contact!
Altair's stuck-
IT'S NOT AT THE CLAM!
Taking out a sub only because my fucking chatters my subgirls is banned and I'm out of the plan.
Significant viral activity below.
The rack may have been moved to proc access to the viral source.
I'm here to scanner.
Investigating.
I'll be right in here.
My capacity air tank.
I'm getting really discombobulated right now.
I'm not knowing who I am.
Do I need to get through here?
How do I get through here?
I feel like I hear it on the other side.
Another high-capacity air tank.
And that's it.
I just want to find the scanner for that fucking resonator, man.
That's like the one thing I need.
And then I'm able to like craft so much more stuff.
There's none of that here.
The disease is hot.
Should I scan one of these fucking things?
This is playing ball with my life right now.
These things attack.
This is how I got it.
This is how I got it.
I should not do this.
I should not.
Is that a stupid?
That was really dumb.
But I can't, wait, did that thing close when I got near it?
Again, fuck.
This is bad. This is really bad.
Just fucking leave. Just fucking leave.
Just fucking leave, dude. Get me out of here.
Come on, it's banned fentanyl.
Just start banning people complaining. I'm just done with it.
This stuff looks like I might be able to harvest it.
No, I was just there there's gotta be there's gotta be the scanner
There's gotta be stuff around here though, I'm certain of it our six thank you to three there's a clam I can't pick up
It's up cheese sex adventure thinking
Oh, yeah, this is where we need to be.
This is where we need to be.
Because I need to go back down there to fucking break that virus once I have the gun.
But I don't know where the gun is.
So I need to find like another...
crashed area...
or somewhere that I'm able to go.
See, like this area is fucking useless too.
What is this?
What is this? It's a dying elevator.
I've never even used one of those yet.
Oh, wait, we might be able to get a new ship upgrade too.
Tell me it's your basic first aid kit. Actually, we'll take that.
to the Altair Corporation. I am with my friends Raul Isidolo, Rudolph Singh, and Malato Sansar.
Of all the things I have seen and done, this thing is the most important.
I leave this mark as a testament that we discovered the remnants of an alien civilization
on this world we call Proteus. Let our names be remembered by the workers and the pioneers.
The computers call these aliens Kriksum. Something has happened to their civilization.
The survivors guard these ruins, but they have been reduced to scavengers.
Aylings, I think maybe the virus did it, she's controlled them and drove them mad, as it drives us mad, but I do not know, all I know is that I am here with my friends, looking on the work of alien minds.
First water
How do I find how do I find the last fucking gun thing
Like I'm getting more but I feel like I'm just going in circles now
Like I've been here
And I don't know where that that I need like the the fucking
of what do I need what do I need I need that weird I need that weird fucking like
acid shit to craft something oh that's for the metal farm for the metal farm I
need some sort of acid stuff I just don't know where it is like these weird
It's just giving me algae blocks.
Oh my god, no, it's the algae on my skin.
I forgot I had that.
It's the middle stuff in the piss pool.
I was like, why am I just picking up algae?
Wait, that perk sucks.
I thought it would be getting me so much more food than it is.
Oh, I need to scan this fucker.
Don't got me, please.
So much killing.
I can make camo now.
Turn off the blueprint, you need to scan two feedback.
Yep, know that.
Both can be found in the metal farm.
We're saying to piss pools, because that's what they are, when you're at a fucking water park.
There's fucking green piss everywhere.
I feel like I should grab more of this ship.
It leaves a lot of them.
313 meters south of the Angel Cove.
I feel like that's the one that I did though. South would be this one.
So I gotta go up and then over. The stuff you need for the metal farm and the other blue
farm are both in the yellow area. Well I have the stuff for the metal farm. I just need,
Or I have the blueprint for the metal farm.
I just need the acidic, like, bacteria
or whatever it said I need it, or whatever it said I need.
And then the sonic resonator, ooh, it might be here.
Oh my God, it might be here.
No, that's just fucking shitty metal.
Interesting.
This doesn't look like I'm going the right area.
This looks like I'm going to my dad.
I had to have drawn the wrong way.
Is it not directly south?
I need to go this way.
The piss pools are north?
Oh, I'm going north now, buddy.
We're heading there, don't you fucking worry.
Any big fish yet? Yeah, we caught a fucking great white.
It was crazy, each apple tree could fuck out the entire time.
Just all metal fragments. See, this is getting better though.
We're finding shipwreck stuff.
And what we need.
I don't remember where I know it's got it's got to be this one contact
Altair a star should break detected three colonist black horses on site
A thermal plant.
Do you think that's if I live near a hot area?
That's what it's got to be.
If I live near a hot area, it'll let me already scan that.
I live near a hot area.
It'll let me...
That looks potentially promising.
I don't know if I fit down there though.
They're saying this is a ship wreck.
Oh my God, right here.
Holy shit.
They're saying this is a shipwreck.
Oh my god, right here.
Holy fuck.
Holy fuck.
How did I not find this?
There must be some spices somewhere in this-
That was- that was her- that was her black box?
There must be something-
instantly
So there was fucking two other ones here
I feel like you're not in this shit, it's around here.
like I'm hearing a game
doesn't sound like it's on it though
oh it's right here
I saw the tailings they got too far they took their stakes go help him I'll be
There should be one more I'm not hearing any though
they're all getting blown yet blown to smithereens literally dead on impact
I'm not hearing any others.
Scan the ship.
Wait, I need to scan this fucking thing.
Where is he?
Oh my god, that was an electric dorky.
Where's my boat?
What the fuck did he go?
Dude, did he stop hitting me?
Right there
Right now we got some crazy upgrades we can get. Wait, I hear it
It said there was three, but I only scanned two, but I think I got all.
Alright, well now we're able to make that, but I don't have that acidic shit.
Where do I get that acidic shit?
It's gotta be this way.
It's sex wait let me message the discord it might be front-stop time
Maybe friend-stop time hold up the nuts scandal my editor sent me a video
On December 5th, sorry I'm doing this
It's like a synonym of problem.
Okay, W Child.
I don't know if we have time to
go. He said we starting hour and
30. I'm driving my submarine back
to my subnautica base. Then I'm
ready in 10 tops.
I don't know if we have time to
All right, we got to do this quick.
We got to find that chat.
So here's what we're going to do.
Here's what we're going to do.
We're going to try and find that fucking algae shit that we need.
And then next stream, next Wednesday, we'll try to beat the game.
All we have to do is get that better sonic resonator.
I could upgrade the chassis on the boat.
And then I'm assuming I'll probably unlock whatever I need to beat the game.
Because I think we found every area we could go to.
It seems like the map in Early Access is big, but not to the point of being like, oh, infinite.
Like, there's stuff that I clearly am unable to go to.
What's Friend Slop?
Like, we're going to play friend games.
We're doing gamble with your friends, uh, and then- go down, go down, go down, go down,
go down, go down, crack ins here.
We're doing gamble with your friends and then, um, yeah, yeah, probably.
Chat, where's that weird algae?
Oh, do you think it's this stuff?
Morning. Max, you have to meet all damage in me.
it's like they're weaving my chops y'all are staying the piss pools oh
those things right there will that kill me if I go near it
We need like as many of these as we can get.
And then we'll be able to do this and then next stream we'll be able to craft all this
shit.
Bro, are you not it, I'm not in that deck?
Bro, now this is fake news.
This is fake talking news.
The AI is speaking on me. I haven't even done anything.
This is rare.
Like really rare.
Is only 3 in the test score list total?
AHH! Oh my god I saw that was a ship!
Holy fuck! I was about to click on his big ass!
oh my god that actually scared the shit out of me that's like a scary fish I don't like fish that
look like that there's another pest bull over here that actually scared the fuck out of me oh my god
I hate this guy, I'm ignoring him too, he's not gonna fucking kill me, he's killing me.
He doesn't know damage though, cause he's fucking loser, close to you and he's gonna
I'm leaving. I'm leaving. I'm leaving. But I will get this material real quick. Oh, I
can't go over there. I will not get the material from there real quick. I will get it from
from here. This just seems like a late game item that I'm going to need to craft everything.
And I'd rather not go back.
Scan that shit, I'm not scanning the Kraken.
Too scary.
I really want to scan the Kraken, but then I'll die.
We'll do it next three.
Maybe.
Not a guarantee.
Not a guarantee.
I need to know how useful the item will be.
Actual for the 3.
What are some games you recommend to play with friends?
We both have a PC.
Duo games?
I don't really know.
Squad games, there's a lot.
Mindset is fine.
I mean, like, Leafle Company is just an OG.
Crap falls really fun.
I don't know if Campbell with your friends is good yet.
Would you play off this team?
What?
Would you play this off stream, you mean?
Subnautica?
Yeah.
But I'm doing a solo series first.
I was thinking about playing with my friends off stream,
but I was like, oh, I don't wanna get past
where I am on stream because then that'll be like
really lame if I know what's gonna happen.
So I try to kind of keep myself in the dark
everything that like I'm about to play like gamble with your friends is a game
that I've always wanted to play and it's been out for like two weeks and I know
people have been grinding it and I was gonna watch content of it or play with
my friends and I was like ah but then I'll then I'll just know the methods and
that's fucking lame you know like I'd rather kind of experience it for the
first time on stream you know how like flight won't watch NBA games so you can
watch the highlights and react to them live so you have some real reaction
that's how I kind of want it to be like I don't want to be like oh I figured this
out when I've already known that, like that's just stupid. The one thing about
this game that I have seen is just when you pass the barrier the Leviathans
kill you, so I'm not gonna do that, but that's just because that's like the
TikTok clip that everybody's been doing. It's like, oh this, uh, let's pass this
barrier. Oh my god! And then they die.
Dude, what is the flash luck? I unlocked a different type of water. Oh, plus 55 water.
That's like not that good comparatively. Advanced battery you need a silver ingot for. That's
That's probably four of these fucking things, the Sonic Resonator, like the operated version.
I can make this right now.
Do you make this right now?
I need two Strontium and two Enabled Glass.
I'm not going to use it right now.
And then, what was the other thing? I got a vehicle modification, didn't I?
Oh, but I don't have the vehicle mod. I don't have the vehicle mod.
Shit.
I don't have this at my base.
I don't have the vehicle fabricator.
Remind me next stream to upgrade my vehicle.
It's super cheap, but I don't have the materials.
Wait, do I?
I don't have enough quartz right now, and I have to get.
We're just going to make this, but we can make this right now.
You go mad slow, it's not worth it.
What does he even do?
Sugar of Saturn.
Yo, you gotta be down bad in this game to be crafted sugar of Saturn for food, bruh.
Plus ten?
What are we starving?
Feedback resonator!
This resonator modification continues a dangerous trend of adapting alien technology to altera
devices.
What is the advanced battery for if this takes regular batteries?
Oh, it's just a better battery
Like it's a longer lasting battery. I thought it was needed
Okay, well that's not that crazy
Alright, then chat. This is what we'll do.
Next stream, we're gonna go clear that virus out, we'll unlock a new mod for our genome.
I don't even know what it'll be.
We'll probably have to decode that alien language and maybe upgrade our ship again, slash get other mods.
And I'm assuming we'll be able to beat the game. We're gonna play it next Wednesday. I'm hoping we'll be able to beat it.
I'm gonna play it the whole stream next Wednesday, so I'm assuming we'll beat it next Wednesday.
The bio lab? There's another thing in the bio lab?
What else is there in the bio lab?
Oh, the upgrades that I unlocked.
Amid an 800-volt electric shock to deter medium and large predators.
That's kinda good.
Become invisible to predators when not moving.
That's really good and then we could scan the Kraken with that.
This is just water secretion in the dermal garden.
That's just gonna be free food for water.
Do that now.
Can you go scan the Kraken right now?
and uh, Brandon for the sub
Did you have the camo attached?
Let's go scan the crack. Fuck it
This could go so bad
Like, does he count as a lot? Like, he won't
Chat
I see him.
This is so scary.
I didn't fully scan him. I didn't fully scan him.
Bro. Oh my god.
This is so stupid. This is so fucking stupid.
Oh my god, did he just hit me? No.
I need to get closer to him.
Groban, now when I move, I'm gonna die.
Oh my god, this guy's being a fucking loser, he is.
I'm going back to the chef. Real quick.
He was about to fucking get me right there, you saw that?
Damnit!
So if you do chat, I can't do this.
I can't do this.
Dash to the boat, dash to the boat.
Click, click, click, click, click, click.
You know?
Fuck that.
Shit.
Fuck. Fuck.
Shit.
Bro, come on. Why is he not coming closer to me?
Fuck.
What? What? What? Stop, skin him! Skin him!
I'm going to bring you to the forest to physical trauma. Re-printing.
how am I supposed to how am I supposed I don't understand how am I how am I supposed to
You scan him if he just fucking dodges me. Insta every time.
Let him aggro in the tadpole.
Which is so scary.
I don't want to, I don't want to, I don't want to.
I'm not doing this I am I yo he's going to break that and then I'm actually just gonna be out of fucking
Fuck this guy. Fuck this guy.
I really want to fucking get the shit though.
What is the purpose of the perks gotta be crazy?
The perks gotta be crazy.
I got him.
Come here, fucker.
Don't move!
I didn't move! How does he fucking see me?
God, this is lame!
This is lame. This is lame. This is lame.
How does he see me? How does he see me? I have camouflage!
I have camouflage!
What?
Oh my God.
No, we're done.
I'm getting my shit and I'm getting.
That is so fucking stupid.
Can we agree that's fucking stupid?
Like I should be able to scan it. Right when I go cano, he shouldn't be able to see me.
I don't have to believe I'm farmed and free now.
You see, he's in my car.
You see, he's in my car.
Don't tell me he's in my car.
Thanks for the help, Pussy. Bye!
I need to get more food because I died and he took all my shit.
Let me harvest real quick.
Bro, no, he's chasing me.
No, he's chasing me right now. I can't do this guy.
I actually can't do this guy.
Alright, we have enough water for sure. I'm going to need to get more food next stream now.
I see one more little fish guy here. Oh my god, there's three.
I'm going to need to craft another battery too.
What else did he eat?
He ate my first aid kit and then all my food, all my water, and my batteries.
All right, now I've got everything.
All right, we've got to get back.
We've got to get back.
it's front slot time.
A flare will distract him. Do you actually think a flare will distract him?
We'll do a next stream.
I hate how he grabs my shift if I'm not even if I'm not in it.
I need to I need to get more batteries next stream remind me of that as well okay we'll try and scan them next time
We'll use this new sonic resonator. We have we'll unlock a new genome probably decode the alien language
We'll try and beat the game next Wednesday
W fucking subnautica I love that game
Okay
Chat here's the schedule now
I'm about to hop on call with Sneaks, Lucy and Chris
We're gonna play gamble with your friends and yeah, yep as well two friends up games tomorrow
I'm probably gonna be live around three three thirty as well. We're going to be doing horror games
Pyromaniac, Burno transit, God is dead, maybe on my knees as well.
So at least three horror games, maybe four.
Thursday, I'm doing stuff with Ron and Eugene C, I think,
as well as potentially watching a Savannah bananas game.
Friday, React Day, Saturday, not live. Sunday, early React Day, like noon,
and then Monday, Memorial Day, I'm not live.
Then next Tuesday, we're doing Soros for like an hour and a half sponsor.
It's a new Sony PlayStation game that's dropping.
It looks fun and then we're going to be doing it behind the wheel.
Forza Horizon 6 just wraps.
We're going to be doing it behind the wheel driving stream.
Maybe drunk driving.
Who knows?
Wednesday next week, we're going to try and finish up Nautica if we do.
We'll start 007 next Thursday since shift at midnight got moved.
We're going to probably start 007 or do some other random games.
Next Friday reacts like Saturday, not live.
And I'm going the 30th to the 2nd, it's like a four day break.
I'll be post from where I'm going, but I won't be live.
And then we'll be back right in Outstream.
Shatterproof, drug addiction, recovery, charity, stream, June 5th,
Matchy Chatstone is up to 10K.
Airport Security Game Drops, Killer Bean Game Drops, Solar Punk.
There's a lot of new games coming out.
Yu-Gi collab coming up.
We're going to be doing stuff with Killdozer soon,
and I'm trying to plan something with Jason the Ween in mid June.
But yeah, all right, that golden under of the sub W sub not a segment. We're not an extreme though
We're gonna be live for a bit longer
Premium thank you for the five gift. It's judge Jason over the sub empty for the three
But it wants you with my sister for a while. Let's say thank you. Thank you. You've got me in a flossing paradoxes
Thank you sass an ounce of something glad you like them Jen and Brennan for the seven mr
Thank you for the three sure the vehicle is slower. The only reason it can hold more people
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Okay, that for the sun.
All right, let me see what the other guys are doing.
It's about time to hop on a call.
I'm pretty excited for Gamble with your friends.
I don't know if I should eat an edible or something though.
Chat, I didn't get high yesterday,
so it's basically a reward today now.
and I just got new edibles for I kind of want to try them. I saw these fucking booth ones
from that 420 review though. Those suck. Those feel like a dirty high. If you're smoking
crack out of a burnt spoon. I don't feel nice. It's like you can tell you're
you're getting high off the booth. It's terrible.
You're viewbotting? No, not.
Sorry about uploading this real quick. Yes, you are. Yeah, that's why I can't pay
the mods. I have to put all the money into VBOTS. WTF Joe. Well that's how you found
me man. Blue and sprig for the sub. What's up sprig? Golden increment for the sub. Chris
just went live. That's why. I love when Chris reads chats, he goes like this. Oh, well,
no, I mean, he's like, he's like, mouthing it out loud. Like, what are we doing when
the spotify issue happened yesterday like everyone's spotify was fucking up I
guess it reset my spotify settings or some shit it reset it mine does that on
stream where you guys want I'll go to the bathroom and my spotify just full
resets and you can't hear it that's fucking worst
What a sneak doing. Sneaks on
Hitman.
Yeah.
Pretty funny that we're calling Brady as well.
Well, somebody added into this chat and we just didn't.
Yeah, it was, it was, uh, when we had technical problems, Brady,
Oh my God, we should kick him.
I hate him.
Hello, sir.
Hello.
How are you guys?
We should probably kick him just so he has to stop dealing with it, right?
No.
No.
Give it your reason.
OK, that's fair.
No.
Yeah, fuck it.
Fuck it.
Any reason why I can't admit him?
You got to keep him on his toes, bro.
Maybe he thinks we need him.
I think he should be in here on mute permanently in case there's any, like,
Any technical problems
Oh Brady he instant meet he instant on me. It's what's the problem
Ready we need to gamble better we're playing
Gamble with your friends and yapp yapp
Right. Oh, we are playing. Yeah awesome. Yeah, well if the time allows it so gamble with your friends
I mean we could probably yeah, I mean it really depends how long we're on like if we play gamble with your friends for like three hours then
You know we're on that. I'm basically good for like I would say probably like two and a half three hours
But then I gotta go eat
We're gonna go eat your non land meat. I'm sorry. I said that
I actually can't eat land meat fucker. I can't eat
I can't land mammals.
Yeah, but there's animals that are in the water
that I can't eat.
Like fish and stuff.
Wait, you can't eat some fish water?
It's fish water.
You're going to freak out when you hear
that there's mammals in the water, too.
There's mammals in the ocean.
Oh, I'm stupid, bro.
Whale, dolphin.
Wait, have you guys ever loaded up this game?
No.
Yeah, I have.
Is it loud?
Are you going to click, Are You Feeling Lucky?
I'm the prepay, Peter.
Yes, I'm the prepay, Peter.
Are you feeling very low?
It deletes your game and makes you buy it again.
Unlucky, it's losing the game now.
Lucky.
OK, don't hit yes.
So hit now.
I hit yes.
No, hit yes.
You hit yes in one?
It's gambling.
Keep hitting yes.
What do you mean?
What did you win?
I hit yes.
I get to play the game.
They go to play the game, yeah.
OK, I'll hit yes again.
Why is it, why are gunshots sounding?
Everything might be a flick.
What is this this is a great game that I haven't played so I don't know if it's great
I'm
Totally
Chris Murphy on CS go
Chris has a drinking Smurf.
What the fuck? I don't have that.
Alright, who's hosting?
Wait, oh my god, wait, wait, before we go to the lobby, click on the background.
You can interact with the loadings.
That's what Snead was just saying.
I don't listen to Snead calls.
Clearly fucking not.
I will be back in 30 seconds, and then I'm ready
Okay, check coming on. I like that guy. You guys like that guy bro did not read the no P calls. This is crazy work
Okay, wait actually who is hosting someone host that already
Said you played before yeah
You have meta you have tech
Where should I put my camera?
Oh, I don't know how do you guys go about me without a fish or a dude?
You look very sexy.
You look very sexy?
I don't like it dude.
I look like a nut sack.
I don't like not having it either.
I look like a nut sack.
You can kiss me when you want to.
I can't do it.
But you know what?
It's not like me invite you guys.
I don't invite you guys.
How does it work?
I don't know.
Do you guys enjoy me?
Do you guys enjoy me?
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
real shit are you trying to game chat um I think down to I like prox chat on
most games if it's like the proxies that's a joke question Joe's always the
one that's against it I mean the proxies game is it really like nothing
well it's not like it's against us because it's my game game usually sucks
for some reason yeah I'm back yeah we're not gonna get up I just loaded it and
It speaks throwing me.
Yo, are you guys talking about Joyce Chen?
I'm already.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I'm going to run into a game channel.
You guys want to do it in game VC?
Yes, smile.
OK, top right cam is not.
I'll try, but I don't know if my mic's going to be fucked.
Maybe middle, right?
Do you think I look handsome though, actually, Joe?
I'll turn my input volume all the way.
Yes.
Can you send me, are you guys already in a lobby?
You guys are just joining, yeah?
It doesn't look like I'm going to join.
just shift to heaven and look for my name
yes i can hear you can you hear me
how did you throw me already
you heard me, you heard me avoiding a question
it's okay if you think i'm what we're doing
no i'm not avoiding your question i don't think you're out of your mind
oh wait how can you
you should have been able to ask that question man
you should be calm
what a nice guy
one of us is gonna have to change dude why are we both pinkish
Can you hear me in my quiet?
You sound great.
It's a miracle.
Awesome.
Can I turn you guys down too, awesome.
Wait.
I actually need to turn everybody up a little bit.
Can everyone speak again?
Hello?
Well, what's up?
Keep going.
Hello, hello, hello, hello, hello, hello, hello, hello,
hello, hello, hello.
So perfect.
Thank you.
I turned everybody a little bit down.
How's mine?
Did I turn mine a little bit down?
something you're a mile away from the better yeah you got the wrong mic or something yeah you're on
the wrong mic sure dude this is like my key parkour game bro i gotta change my look like
hair mustache wait why am i why my buck that i can't why do i hear myself
Oh, sorry, but oh my god, it's just a kid screaming.
Wait, is this game horror at all?
You're a fucking idiot.
There's a blood bath in here.
There's a blood bath in here.
Yeah, maybe it gets soaked in the blood bath.
What the hell are you talking about?
Oh my god, you're getting it in change color.
Brother, there's paint you've done, bastard.
Don't be mean, bro.
Don't be my color.
Get back in there.
Oh
What the fuck is bro doing?
Sorry, I'm back. What what the hell? What did you write? What did you just eat?
Why would you do you just did that without saying there's no you just
I wouldn't be able to do that. I would be vomiting. There's no you just casually
I'm pink like Patrick, how do you change your color?
On the blood bath in the in the horror game in this
Wait here, no wait
What color this one that looks more like red wine than blood
That one he's delusional what colors your piss
Mine is like
What is that?
Joe, you have rainbow piss?
She's gonna suck up your kidneys, man.
You have to hear her piss.
Wait, wait, wait, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop.
I'm gonna piss that shit in this color.
This game's awesome, dude, this game's awesome.
Mostly!
No, I'm not dead.
I got pissed, I'm probably pissed
that's been like this color before.
I knew it.
I knew it.
Like, kind of like that.
What am I hearing?
Who's that on your sex outside, Moe?
Is that like after like a sparring or something?
Normally my, okay, see, there's no clear.
When I wake up in the middle of the night, my piss is probably that.
Yeah, okay, because you have it with water in a while, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, I have a drink of water.
I wake up and I inhale water like, have you ever seen a whale involved in water before?
Oh, that shit looks so satisfying, bro.
And they're like, oh.
Top gold experiences in life is making up at 3 AM and shugging water.
Are you changing your color?
Okay, I'll change my color.
You don't like my color, do you?
Oh.
I think that you should.
And the games run.
last time
All right
Change my fucking color bro
No, I'm gonna change my color back cuz Chris is a dick
What color should I be I kind of want to be Merlo that you guys want to try the bat? I'm sorry
Please
Oh, wait, you guys should probably move your cameras.
You see how are you guys top right now?
We're blocking our cash.
We're blocking our cash.
Yeah.
Oh, you didn't listen to Sneak earlier,
so then I had no need to listen to you.
That's actually true.
No, you're right.
Yeah, you're a dick.
Wow, you should have doubled down.
I respect you less.
I respect you less for caving that quickly.
It's this guy I found.
Oh, sorry.
Hey, squeeze him.
No, dude, he's literally our-
No!
I'm so fired up.
I was waiting in the box.
This is like the libubu event again.
Stop it! Stop it!
Culture is not your problem.
What about the libubus?
I'm gonna lie down into one of my chests in my culture.
When you rip this head off, dude, just play with him.
He's fun.
Right.
Bro, I got two lost family libubus.
I got fucking scammed at a mall kiosk.
Of course, I'm gonna break them.
I'm ready.
Alright, so basically, I think this game-
I think this game works kind of like mine sis where it's like we have a quota or just like we have a company
We have a quota every day, but we have to reach it by gambling and we share we share money
So yeah, we share all of us if we have a thousand dollars, we all have a thousand dollars
So once you get up there once you go over the quota, no more
Sometimes don't we sometimes want to keep going after the quota so then the next quota we have more money to spend we could do that
We could do that a whole game of chess over here. I never played chess. How do I drop an item? I think you
Okay
All right
All right, somebody play me in chess. I'm never play chess. Oh, damn. Oh
No, you can't play chess on this. This would be fucking it. Yeah. Why is this? Why is this?
No, watch this
Oh sorry, the shark's on his way.
Alright, that's, yeah, we make this call for us to go.
Here we go, now we can go.
What do you need now we can go?
We can go to the casino again.
How do I look badass like this? This guy's a fucking level 99 monkey.
Good shot, dude. You're a level 1 civilian, dude.
You smokein' a cigarette, you got a gun, and a top-seed-o.
And you see what he sees? Eyebrows?
Alright, what are we supposed to do?
Alright, we got this.
You know, I fully believe you could create a game.
I fully believe you could create a game with just dolls that make noises and Chris and Sneag would be entertained
That's the horse from mouthwash
I loved mouthwashing. That's the little mascot. I brought a board
You didn't beat it. It's like two hours. Oh, is he a loan shark?
Yeah, we're getting money from loan sharks.
What is this
why not what do you just buy increase profits while drunk wait the camera's
one of someone when they win you didn't buy actually I'm buying my bread oh why
do you sound like that I didn't buy it by the time machine so we all right we
got back to guys we have to get this we can roll back time I don't think we need
That day one I feel like day one it's probably pretty easy to get can we only use it one we can win day one in like one
Yeah, it's only one. This is one time
Wait, we can't use it in the next day
Where do we go to start what is this
These couches look dirty.
Yo, can we get a blacklight on these?
Oh, there's a red stain in it.
We have $1,000.
Our first quota is only 1,200.
How fucking hard could that be?
Punch.
That seems pretty fucking neat.
We got a vodka.
Who wants to do it?
Who wants to vodka?
Who wants to drink the vodka and go all in?
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
Do you only say drunk for a certain amount of time?
Yes.
Wait, don't drink it yet.
Don't drink it yet.
Wait, we got to see our option.
Oh my god, really five minutes?
What the fuck?
Yeah, every time it's five minutes.
Oh, you're a fortune.
We got roulette, we got dice.
Now, Joe, come over here, bro, blackjack.
Wait, wait, it could be crazy.
What do you mean?
You got a gamble, what do you mean, dude?
We're gambling, that's how it happens.
No, that's not how it happens.
That was fucking stupid.
Look, bro, do it, just do it.
Now, don't do 150.
Oh my god, bro, just scare my mother, Joe.
Bro, it's not even a spin.
Bro, imagine we have 10 acts right now.
What?
free or I think at the game will
certainly not hit you when you
know you're stupid ass did I hate
you got a bet on your role there's no
real that table here guys next next
casino
come on you're what wait and valid
better not you put this $60 minimum
brah come on guys I'm not broke dollar
I need to do that, y'all roll.
Come on, y'all roll!
Y'all roll!
Y'all roll!
Y'all roll!
Y'all roll!
That's what I like to see.
Dude, I'm up big.
I'm up $239.
Oh, well that's right here.
Chris is just chunking money in the trash right now.
I just didn't hide me.
Wait, wait, wait.
We're playing European.
That is what it is.
Oh, really?
Oh, he did it.
Oh, he did it.
I'm good.
We're going to be better.
You've done it in total.
You've done it in total.
We're good.
No, no, no.
Oh.
Lucky Joe made up for it.
You're so lucky Joe just made it for it, Brad.
Hold up.
Now, it's black.
Oh, no, no, no, no.
Monty.
Monty black.
It's a guaranteed black pole here.
Red one? Can I play Slot or no?
Oh my god, this feels like I'm actually at a casino, I'm all over the place.
I don't know what to play, I'm freaking out, I'm freaking out!
I'm freaking out! Crap!
I can't play craps.
This is where things will go downhill.
Are there, do the machines change?
I didn't get it.
6, 7.
please please please please please please please
I'm breathing
six seven
no no watch this one watch this one
no wait it's huge actually here
it's actually gonna bet the inside like a fucking
yeah
guys where's our money going
bro I'm up
$239
yeah Chris is down to 70
how much am I in total right now
guys we have a million thirty seconds to get back over quarter
what are we doing
worry I'm gonna hit big right here
oh my god we do this we do this we do this we do this we do this
No, don't sign it, don't sign it, don't sign it.
Okay, go, I'm waiting, I'm waiting, I'm waiting.
If you miss it, I signed it, though.
If you miss it, I'll sign it.
I'm sure it hits.
Okay, one, two.
Bang!
Okay, one, two!
What are you doing?
We got $379, I'm up so much more.
There you are.
What do you mean, that's a question that probably was...
Bro, what?
I feel like I'm definitely up more than $370.
Hello, sketchy guy.
That's not worth $2,000.
Wait, do we have to be back in the elevator
before the time ends or now?
Got your nose.
I don't know.
Got your nose.
Do you want to go back out there and gamble more?
I have 40 seconds.
One real spin.
Oh, no.
Let's go, let's go.
What's going on?
What's going on?
Just go and watch.
One minute, one minute.
Go on, or?
Go back.
Ooh.
Let's get out of here, guys.
Let's get out of here, guys.
Let's get out.
Bro, what are you doing?
Res!
Oh my god, we're going to lose.
We're going to lose.
We're going to lose.
We're going to lose.
We're going to lose.
No way, bro.
Wait, I went back.
I went back.
Are you a fucking idiot?
He's just got a he's just got three car 21
We're gonna we're actually gonna die
It's let me play the last hand we're gonna die
Right about my fucking face cam you are down
$450 sneeds actually the only one that was in the positive
I went all in the last 10 seconds because I was wondering
Yeah, I also just started spending time together, surely
No, I did it because you went under and I tried to get it back
God, bro
Wow, we guys, you guys listen, listen, we guys, we gotta lock in
We gotta lock in
Buddy, you were just throwing coins down on random bets
Yeah, beat him, yeah
Yeah, just give him the old one, too
Give him the old one, too
Oh my God, you're like, juggling your life
brother yeah see yeah I got him I got him all right let's go wait so did we
just die now or are we gonna get to the next dude we're gonna get shot up one
we only have one day to make quota every time yep I swear yo there's
different casinos do we go to a different casino every day yes it moves
There's different games and everything.
What?
That's pretty fire.
If you fuck me one more time, they're never finding you.
If you fuck me, I'm gonna fuck you, buddy.
If you fuck me up, I'm gonna fuck you.
You better not fuck me, buddy.
Don't fuck me.
Don't fuck me.
Please don't fuck me, please.
Anyone?
Yeah, we can fuck later.
Don't fuck them though.
They're gonna start fucking us soon.
No, no, no, no, no, no.
Damn.
I'm stuck in the couch now look what you did now
I'm sorry don't worry don't worry about it it was a good deal okay there you go
there you go now just make it wait how come we gotta wait three seconds I was
I was making sure Chris didn't get out, I was making sure Chris didn't get out, it's fine.
Nice. Yeah, great. That's awesome.
Bro, Chris was down the entire time.
Yeah, from the start, bro.
Chris never made us money.
Awesome.
Dude, right after his first bat, he was never in the train.
That's because this stupid ass is going to the roulette table, which has like the word.
Well, no, I mean, I don't think roulette.
I don't know if you're making like paper bats.
Awesome.
Awesome.
This is awesome.
We have to dig our own grave.
Look at it.
I love you guys.
It's scary at us.
Come on guys.
Let's get in.
We dug our own grave.
Sorry.
You dug our grave.
You get it.
Guys, I just want to, before I hop in, I just want to say, you know, we dug this
as a team. Get in. We did it. You're stupid as fuck.
I love you guys. Somebody said for a roulette go black first third and third third at the
same time. Bastards. Yeah. Bastards, buddy. Your profits going to be like 4% per win.
And if you miss, you lose everything.
That is a horrible vaccine.
That's six times the best you've ever had.
For the best odds in roulette, just bet every number.
I'm posting a story that I'm live with you guys.
Just bet every number.
My name Chris.
My name Chris.
I go all in last second like a dipshit.
My name Chris.
I still have my ULU hat on.
you will. What the fuck is you see? Oh, good morning. Oh, there you go. My name is Chris.
My name is Chris. Get in the fucking car. I'm posting my story that I'm playing the
game with my friend. Get in the fucking car right now. We're not sitting in the locker
for five fucking minutes again. I'm gonna freak out. I'm gonna freak out. Wait, Steve,
did you ever drink that vodka? Get in the fucking car. No, Chris's stupid ass knocked
me over and broke it and he wanted me to do it. That's not true. That is true. The other two were staring, I was staring at the other two and not getting over it. It was your stupid ass. I know. It's nothing else that you're not gonna do. What was yours?
Wait, wait, wait. I bought us, wait, guys, come here. I bought us a camera. I bought us a camera and you can take a picture and I'll shoot.
I
All right, this is not beating up
Camera I bought a camera if you if you see somebody win take a picture of them and we make more money
Hmm, I think it's a video camera. Do you have a record? Oh, you got record all the time
She has to do that
I'm not bad.
Block camera.
My tongue goes out on that one.
I don't know if you can see it.
Oh, oh, right.
Oh my gosh.
Oh, wait, I gotta take a picture.
Alright, first gamble of the day.
Alright.
Oh, stay.
Easy peasy.
And that's an easy win.
Record it.
You're...
Oh!
Oh, and I should take a picture every time and it gives more.
Oh, maybe.
Maybe uh, there goes Chris guys.
It's based off your bet.
There goes Chris, guys.
I'll give you the takeoff.
I'll go again, dude.
Here comes Chris.
I screwed the camera down.
Oh my god, they have slot machines.
Yeah, I'm going to be here for a minute, boys.
Hold up.
Wait.
It's only $5 bet.
Not bad.
Oh, this is so degenerate. I haven't won anything.
They went on right now. Just because you're on the menu test, what's this?
It's not fucking blood.
Chat, we take you to the blackjack tables. That's where we make our fucking money here.
First game, where's the blackjack table?
I
I feel like I need to increase my back
Oh wait, Joey
Oh wait, you're making money from taking pictures
Oh my god, wait, I got I got $200 in here
I haven't lost a bet.
Oh, when you take a picture of a loss, you lose the money that you build up.
I thought it was just a bowl.
What do you got?
Wait, hold on, hold on.
I think I have to gamble.
You guys actually have a problem.
I'm going to bust.
I'm busting.
We have no money.
We're out of money.
Hit that shit.
Get that shit.
Stand.
You stand on a plane.
You stand on a plane.
Stand on a plane, stand on a plane.
Yo, guys, I think we've got to reset.
No, we don't got to reset.
I win this back.
I win this back.
I win this back.
I win this back, guys.
Yeah.
Yo, Chris.
I think we can all say, I say, Zucie Carried.
No, no, no.
I just want to ask, what did you lose $700?
What did you lose $700 on?
I'll keep the 700 dollars I love you through my round I left you at 400
yeah okay so yeah I'll keep you through my round
so over here we're talking about the slots and I'll double 60s I'll sit down
up I'll sit in double 60s back and double 60s by the way
$50 we're doing 60 to generate $50
$50 on a slot machine for a thousand dollar back for all
you have 10 square feet
come with me
come with me
get that fucking bad out whack
I came here and this is where the true mistake happened
I put 300 down and hit a point one
300
look at this guys
wait hit me hit me
look at this yo look you see this
oh yeah I already saw the sex tab in earlier
oh my god I can hit you billions
I can hit you billions
I don't think you're getting any money from that
mom it's time to go pay the piper again cause Chris is dumb
are we able to are we able to reset without having to dig our graves?
Who put 300 on the wheel? I'm sorry, who put 300 on the wheel?
It was an only yes, he was playing a good game.
I'm going to reiterate that I went even multiple times on Blackjack, so I make no profit out of it.
Let's get back to the game.
The three times I broke even and it took away that it says I don't make money even though I did.
I just don't fucking die what do you mean you broke even it does because we got the same
The same score so you push guys. I push whatever the fuck. Yeah, I didn't remember the word
Look how dead even I am look how dead even I am Chris
Even I am exactly I'm literally
We're only looking at the numbers, we're not looking at the, the, the, you know, the...
I'm looking at my own incentive and I'm like, Chris, what the fuck do you mean?
Bro!
This man blundered, bro.
We basketball and basketball and basketball, there's a stopper, Chris. This is all it is.
We're just doing numbers.
Okay? The only thing we're doing is...
What stats on the scoreboard are we counting for?
This is not a complex game of basketball. We're gambling.
You're either down or up.
It's not oh, I had a big hit on a spot.
And you're off at all.
You're down money.
Chris, you're not a three-pointer, dude.
I'm getting in there.
I'm putting my life on the line.
And a cone on defense, dude.
You're putting my life in the ditch, bro.
Let's see how much, guys.
It's a good thing how negative I am.
That shows how much I risked.
That's how you gamble.
And I'm dead now.
Bro, we need to get to day two, bro.
You need to get to anything except multiple days.
How about like more than three?
Well, I mean, bro, wait,
sneak, there's no day we pass.
We get a shot.
I believe this game, but every day we pass.
I know we get to go to another casino.
So it's like I want to like experience this game
instead of spending three hours dying day one because this is
like 500 on the worst odds ever.
What if I put 500 on the big wheel?
What the fuck?
I don't know what the fuck is happening here.
It could 20 hours.
What was that wrong?
We should buy something, we should buy something.
Ooh mystery box, got a gamble for the mystery box.
Double mystery box.
We get two random items.
Fuck off!
Get in the fucking car.
Bro please stop hitting me.
Please stop hitting me.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, come here, come here, come here, come here, come here.
I just bought a single free all in.
So off rep we could use the coin and that max on all of them
Sell my body
No in the actual physical sense I can carry around if you'd like
around. This seems a great way to have another day one game over. I can't lie, not if you
get Chris in there. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, he's in the car. Chris, come here. We have
to talk about something. Chris, get in the car. Chris, we have to talk about Chris. Get
the car. Pick him up, pick him up, pick him up. Yeah, throw the gas in there. Yeah, throw the gas in there.
Throw the gas in there.
Oh, I'm good. All right, guys, open up. Open up, guys, open up, guys.
I told you, I was dead.
Come on, guys, let's keep going, guys.
Oh
We're not even spending
Come on, boy.
No, no, no, no.
Let's come on.
Let's get out of here, Chris.
Let's go, dude.
No, wait.
Will he regen his body after or no?
No, we got to go back and...
Okay, no, we should reset.
I feel bad.
Keep going.
Okay, run, run, run.
Let me move on.
No, because then I'm going to want to continue.
No, no.
We need to get to day two.
No, listen.
We're going.
Chris, where do you want to go, Chris?
Where are we going, Chris?
He gets to sit in timeout for five minutes.
That's it.
You want a blackjack, dude?
Here you go, man.
No, put me in the wheel.
chat faruq arloff yarrow or jabbin
jubba-la jabbin! jubba-la jabbin!
big spinning wheel on the corner
there's no wheel at your end, there's no one in there
thank god, what are you doing?
joe
one hit and you're good
on arloff, on arloff
number two, number two, number two, number two
not even close Joe, it's not even close
Oh
All in!
Wait, do I know his hand?
All in!
How do I use it?
Oh my god.
What does that mean?
How do I use it?
Do we know his hand?
Does he roll the same card since we reversed time?
Alright Joe, I reversed everything.
How do I use it?
Oh, you have the coin too!
I have the coin.
Insert the keypad.
How do we use the coin?
You got a keypad.
We're out!
We're out!
We're out!
Craig, we're out!
He's got 20 coins.
No, no, no!
We still have these!
We still have these!
We have two all-in coins.
We have two all-in coins.
I would put it on, like, what?
Blackjack?
coin slot on the side like on the on the pad let's put it on the pad like
press E and use it there we're so fucking yeah here we go I think I was
it you did it use the coin and got dealt blackjack
Oh
He's going mad with power
I just want to see what it was like while he's in your hands. It kind of gives me a headache though
You just like flail your mouth your mouth around me. Oh this
All right, Joe, hey Joe Joe Joe we're up we're up us so much you don't even have to do this
What's he doing? Oh my god, bro?
That's the best odds. I heard that's the best odds. All right, let's get out please. Nice. Yeah, good odds Joe Joe
Joe up so much much much
Joe, Joe, you're about to lose your limbs, Jimmy.
Okay, go.
Big!
Let's go.
We leave, we leave, we leave, we leave, we leave.
Oh, my God.
We leave.
Maybe call you by your full name, bro.
Don't make me do that again.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
All right, Chris.
Press the button.
Come on, Chris.
Oh, okay.
Lobby or floor?
Lobby.
Lobby.
That was scary.
That would have been down like a thousand dollars if at the moment.
Bro.
All right, guys.
We're here.
Don't worry, Chris.
I need my limbs back.
back for his network. Thank you.
We should be able to buy it back.
We're gonna get him a machine.
We're gonna get him a body transplant.
What if it's a different body, dude?
What if he gets a girl body?
Oh, we get extra tickets
because we went over the quota.
Like by fall. Oh, sick.
Joe.
We want to come back.
Wow.
$0.
Put yourself in the hole for the comeback, dude.
Yeah, grow it down just to go easy.
He said I was up 180, though.
How was I even?
I'm a worthless.
Come on, Chris, the third.
Where ya at, Chris, the third?
Can he get out of the box?
Does he need help?
Come on, I'll raise your hand.
I'm about to crash out at so many chatters
we do not understand getting, boy.
Uh, let's push you down here.
Get me in there.
That's not gonna do anything.
Oh, there he is.
Yeah, I can bring it back.
I'm back.
What's up?
Wait, we gotta use all of our stuff wait somebody somebody pick up the shark phone
Well, let's let's can we buy stuff first? What we could buy we can increase profit by singing. Oh my god
That's so sick
What is that is that only 101
I know you see these
That's a classic
You know that's an actual college
Like where's Chris he's just playing basketball over there look what he's doing with his new his new life
Yo, should we waste our last thing on this? Wait? No, you know by the right?
Maybe maybe it was better without his body. Well active
I don't know if this guy should keep his body he's not doing too good with it.
I'm about to send his shit tomorrow as well.
Has he not made one?
No.
I have a basketball.
He said you have to have a basketball.
What a basketball.
Mermin.
Mermin.
Mermin.
Mermin.
Mermin.
Mermin.
Mermin.
Mermin.
Mermin.
Mermin.
Mermin.
Mermin.
Mermin.
Mermin.
Mermin.
Oh my god, he's actually late. Why does it look like Susie has had to play basketball in this game?
Hold on, hold on, hold on.
Because Susie's a big player.
No, I've tried, don't worry.
What does it mean increase power of each item?
I guess like, if you used it, it would make this more.
yeah like it's like an exponential should we buy the mic what the mic makes you sound silly nice
oh you have to hold the mic and sing for everybody else all right guys let's go come on
the roof's up all man shit bro that went into old man Jenkins you're a
re-enter of that
damn bro so old he said old man Jenkins all right let's see let's see what
let's see what we got what do we got I gotta spend it all coming don't got a
better what did that say use on the crease max max that's not good you
should not have that area I'm a good I'm a good person I keep that wait wait
We're gonna use a wheel. I'll start singing.
Uh, right here.
Okay.
Shoot your motherfuckers!
Oh no!
Wait, wait, wait, this is how we go back.
Go back, go back, go back.
Literally now, I know.
Wait, shoot it out, shoot it out, shoot it out.
Go back, go back, go back.
Go, go, go, go.
Go, go, go.
This is huge, bro.
Please, please, please, please.
No!
We're gonna sit again!
It's fine. It's fine. It's fine. It's fine. It's fine. It's fine. It's gone.
No, not a snake! Again! Again! Again! Again! Again! Again!
Are you guys fucking stupid?
Come on, come on, come on, come on!
BUNCHWATCH! BUNCHWATCH!
Oh, man!
Okay, leave, leave, leave, leave, leave, leave, leave, leave, leave, leave, leave.
What just happened? What the fuck? What just happened?
We did that together.
How's the team work?
These guys are really in a tics.
Holy shit.
Wait, we're already a quota.
Alright, now I play Blackjack.
Shoot 50.
Alright, let me do some shooting.
bro don't you five hundred hands and so risky oh wait I got the lucky no
Jack four on nine oh my god he got a max win oh my god I'm losing
Zuzi you are down $700 no that's okay I can't push I push I got it back
I'll push I'll push isn't getting it back though like you're not winning the money back
These are like scary hands. I don't know why I'm like nervous
Don't worry, I'm gonna fucking hot streak right now we go 500 that give me a seven and I double
I'm in it for it. Look, I'm in it for it. See, it's not me anymore. It's Chris. Look,
we got to talk. Oh my God. Oh my God. Oh my God. Oh my God. That's so scary. Oh, I have to
hit. No, dude, I'm coming up high right now and I'm at a real low.
It's fine. It's fine. It's fine. It's fine. It's fine. I win this hand. I win this hand.
No, Chris, what do you do? Where are you? Where's Chris? How did Chris lose
brand? We're out of money. Grab his ass. Grab his ass. Beat him to death. Where is he?
Eat him to death. Where is it? Here's a bitch. It's right here.
For sure!
Bro, what are you doing?
Yo, Yarl said he was good for it!
I'll be right back!
Yo, come look at him, bro. Come talk to Yarl, bro. It wasn't me.
Oh, my God, bro.
Come look, come look, come look.
Oh, yo, this is how you want it.
Why did you do that? Why did you...
What is the worst thing I've done, man?
I don't think Chris can play the game.
No, it's not that he can't play the game, Chris, you can't.
Look at the profit margin.
Does he lose body privileges again?
No, no, no.
Yeah, if you have a loss like that, we should make that a loss.
You lose that bad.
It's a new role.
You get your body charged.
You lose a body part.
It's a new role, though.
We lose that body part.
We lose that body part.
We lose that body part.
We lose that body part.
the new world body part sacrifice a body part if you're down we should do that
we should do that every time you're down you sacrifice a body part yeah
Christian was not but not no it starts now though no no no next round it would
start next game like we're out dude actual fucking vomit to earth look at
Look at that bar
I'm talking to y'all bro
3 grand
Bro, you're always a fuck
Piece of shit dawg
Gotta go dig our own grave again
Gotta dig a load grave, babe
That's where he is
Yes, we're gonna take your fucking head here
I swear to God
Woo!
You wanna tape my mouth?
We're gonna take your mouth
You can't, you can't take your mouth, okay?
You're gonna not be able to speak
And it's gonna be very boring for you
I thought it was a share fire when it the fucking
Yarl Bob thank you for the two months bro. Thank you Bob. Yo, why the fuck are we trusting a chicken name Yarl man? W Bob
Plus three hundred eighty dollars there though that's good
interesting guys minus 400
just be losing your fucking life
savings at the casino bro we're broke
that was a full life I know the problem
I know the problem the problem is your
problem your problem the problem is as
you can bet more than three digits Chris that's your problem you're supposed to be drinking when
you're at the casino we haven't been drinking probably we can't drink we have to be able to buy vodka
that guy just talked to me you are the problem are you talking to me or sneak
right he's talking to me the guy with plus 1400 or the guy with minus 3000 i wonder which one he's
talking about wait this would be huge for me to crease loss amount no no you shouldn't be using
the triple triple. Decrease your
eyes. Your last one.
Guys, I think I might actually lose my mind if we can't even get through day two.
Like I want to actually I'm having a real fun time now.
I'm having a very fun time.
I'm having fun.
Yeah, we're having fun.
Having fun was when Chris was
limbless.
He was carrying around like an ore.
Did I just hang up on this dumbass bow?
I long dreaded we got to do this.
No, can I?
Chris has to do it.
No, no, no. Not yet.
We said that's not applied yet.
Well, I think at least you have to give up one eye.
Wait.
I'm saying like an eye.
If he gives up his mouth, does that mean we can't hear?
Wait, give up your mouth.
Wait, let's see.
Hey, yo. Give up your mouth, dude.
Can you hold right click to your eyes?
I'm not buying cosmetics. I'm just looking at it. Where'd you get that hat?
I'm locked in. Do you not have it here? I don't even buy it for everyone.
Go to hats. I think in my bathroom it's like I have a beard on, don't I?
Oh, we have both sugar glider hats on. Oh, you guys are so cute. Yeehaw, partner.
This is a come. What does that say?
Um, is it a come hat?
No guys, I didn't want anything, I guess.
Okay, I guess we'll buy a bandana.
That's our last two tickets.
That's good guys.
Good job.
That's awesome.
We now have to open it up.
How about we get in the fucking car?
Where would a bandana be?
I'm going to freak out.
Bro, we're going to make any progress.
I'm going to do E.
I could see the bat from the room.
Let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go.
The bat's sticking out of the room.
It wasn't a secret ninja attack.
No, the bat's sticking out.
Where's this?
But I'm sorry, that was a bad bit.
bit. It's okay. I think we should look better at the casino as a group. You know we're going there
we're spending a lot of money. You're giving off vibes of energy you know. If you're playing Blackjack
with your fucking pajamas on, you're probably a fucking loser right? If you show up in a tuxedo
And you're, you know, flexing a fucking Guarn of Rolex, you know?
The dealer's gonna think you got it.
That was a fucking...
You got a fucking...
Oh my god!
And the dealer is really in control there, you know?
It's like how I got fucked by Yarl there.
He, you know, yeah, they control...
Well, Yarl's a duck.
Not a...
Yarl is a duck.
Not a key of...
No, Yarl's good for it, though.
He said it was good for it.
Yarl told me...
God does not play dice. However, I do mr. Booth. I think Chris is like you see that close
We were restricted to like $10 slots. That's it
No, you don't want to put them on a slot machine. I want to put them on anything. You can't put
I'm going to use this thing.
You can put it on everything, actually.
You can just hang it at some point.
I got your nose. I got your nose.
Alright, let's get out.
I can't take it yet.
I am going to open the wheel and then time machine.
No, don't.
Y'all said it's good for it.
No, I don't think Yarl's good for it.
No, he said he's good for it.
He just talked to me. Y'all said he's good for it.
Look. Y'all said he was good for it.
Good for a job, Nochu!
Alright.
Oh my god.
I'm gonna do something about you.
I'm gonna stop you from your bags.
I'm gonna stop you from your bags.
That's a win.
That's a fucking win.
I either do what-
Wait, wait, listen, listen.
I have an object that could triple this.
Okay.
I'm gonna get it.
I still have the-
Come on.
I still have the time to change it.
Yes!
Yeah, we're locked!
Oh my god, that was a lead.
That was a lead.
Oh my god, if only he was singing when you win the triple, bro.
Bro, Chris, you're down to 50.
I don't use time because you just want
After that seven cuz six seven
You know when you hit that that it was around like 430 probably right just wait till near the end I guess
I'm just gonna do it at least till 240
No, we get out we get out we get out. He was one more. We get out
You have one more we get out. He was one more. We get out. How would I rewind that? He was one more we get out
There we go. We should leave
Actually, we're up a lot
You know, you know, it's crazy is I'm playing how I would actually like that's how I would play the casino
I would kick like 10 or 11 and I would just throw that like nine times.
Hell nah.
Good to duck the cost we can now guys.
Come on girls.
Big girl.
Hell nah.
Hell nah.
Hell nah.
Hell nah.
Oh hell nah.
What if that dude even asked his dog when he was hitting that fucking hell nah button.
I don't even remember what I said.
Oh my god, look at my shit.
Look at what a run.
What a fucking run.
I like that you have high.
I like that the drastic number it goes up.
I think, uh...
Instead of down. That's really fun.
I think Joe just took...
I'm riding that high for, like, a little bit of a little sense.
Oh, because I'm high?
Joe, can you just take that riding high and literally...
I don't know, I took some edibles.
I said it was a one, one to one, and I was like,
what's the middle thing?
He said CDC.
I said, okay
is six tickets. There's a good
one. I would look in Jeff. Now
your hips, your hips would I
give an eye for you. I'll give
an eye for you. Don't worry.
Come on. Come on. I'm gonna
give an eye for you. Don't give
an eye. Don't give an eye.
Are you sure dude? I'm come on.
I could probably have a whole
why are you here? Oh, get the
hand. No, no, no, no. I think
you get the hand of our
mustache, dude. Oh, no, but I'm
wearing a hat. Yeah, there's no
point in that. Yeah, I think
you get the hand of our
mustache right here. I think
I like that. I like that. I like that. Well, can't we all wear that now? I don't know. Yes,
because I don't have the shirt on. Where is it? Yeah, guys. Actually, bro, what do you
mean? You got a hand of our mustache. There's a whole there's a Doug Domet. Oh, man. It's
six tickets that we have enough. Yeah. Oh, no, no, no, we buy it next time. We buy it
next time. I don't know who's going to be in the next one. That's the issue. It'll be
there you can sell you can sell a body part so I was saying I give my eye up I
don't need this I see without an eye I think like fuck your budget
gonna be obsessed with me no I'd rather not all right guys take my life I wanted
to press his body so bad I'm good what's up guys
oh don't give a don't have don't give a bone bro my screen is big netted bro you
You know, big netting, whatever it's called.
What is that?
I have extreme, you know, you're editing the big net, whatever it's called.
Do you like the half black?
Yeah, big net, too big netted.
Right here, it's right here.
Next page.
Next page.
How do you like that?
Press the mirror, press the mirror.
The mirror, the mirror.
There it is.
He he he he he he.
Don't tell him about it.
Let's let's let's let's go.
Guys, I'm up here, up here.
You can have it.
All right, yo, let's go.
Oh my God, what are you doing?
How did you get out there you parkour dude get up here it's really cool
I didn't put it on
No, it's just fucking parkour dude, but it's really funny
Guys I never gonna get up our core
I don't know about the rules!
No!
You see my cousin.
Alright yo, we gotta go gamble!
We gotta go gamble!
Okay.
Where's there's another one on the roof?
Do you see that?
Yeah.
We can get that later though.
WOOOOOOAH!
Yo, what the hell do you want?
What the hell do you want?
I gotta hit it.
I gotta hit it.
It's the- it's the road below.
It's the road below.
On the left side.
You see it, you see it?
Nope.
You see it?
Wait, I'm sorry, Joseph, get in the car.
Wait, Joseph, get in the car.
I'm trying to help Joseph get the knife.
So Chris can be left out.
Get in the car.
You sound like Batman.
Get in the car.
I can't tell you if I'm getting my ass beat.
Let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go.
Get in the car.
You look so sweet.
Get in the car.
Get in the car, get in the car, get in the car, get in the car.
Get in the car, get in the car.
What up, AC?
I'm in.
You're trying to wish me away with Susie.
Hey, come on here. Come on, Ruffin.
You're beating me.
I can't.
They always keep going after quota.
Yeah, but it's sometimes good to go after quota,
because then we start next day with way more money.
Joe Jimidome, honor the Jim-Cale Jimi-
No, Jimidome. Honor the Jim-Cale Jimidome.
I blow on Belarus.
I'm Doug Jimidome. Yo, he doesn't even know Doug Jimidome, though.
He doesn't. He doesn't care.
Who? You.
I know.
You guys know Doug give it up. That's more my era, bro. What do you mean? Look at us? Give us heads
I know the dimsdale diva dome fairly odd parents. He says it's his era, but your era is fucking
I'm gonna free max that too. I'm gonna do the blackjack
I'm kicking me out.
Got my hat.
All right, y'all are off.
The guy's maxed out.
Oh, does it still give me the money, though?
Yeah, we don't lose anything.
Wait, I don't want to do max that again.
You can do it.
We just lost $1,000.
Oh, the mic's gone.
Holy shit.
Y'all, y'all hate it?
Oh, my god, you hate it.
Y'all, y'all hate it, bro.
He's told me.
He's told me he's good for it.
Y'all hate it, bro.
I'm not even going to damage it.
We have six cats.
like more than double we can leave
if you want to lock in real quick, that would be nice.
Lose on 2, 3, and 12, went on 7 and 11.
What do you mean?
Who is he?
He just used his comeback and he made a jacking game for me.
I'm an apology.
I'm sorry about that.
Let's go tell Sneak that he's dragging the team.
I need a 1 or a 4.
Yes!
Wait, what?
Oh, my god, guys, let's get out.
We're running too much of a high.
We got to get out of where we got it, guys.
We got to get out of where we got it, guys.
Come on, we're running a high.
We're too much of an eye, we're at 11k now.
I'm not understanding this.
I'm so much money, I already have money in this.
But we're up.
Let's leave.
I think you have to hit a 10 before like a set amount of rolls.
A 2?
I'm not understanding.
I think if you roll a 7 you lose, if you roll a 10 you lose.
Let's go hit Yarl again.
You just roll until you get a 7 or a 10 and then you get money back.
I'm just refunded, man.
Yeah.
So you roll a 7 or 11 or you lose in a 2 or 3 or 12 you get a 7 to 11.
I just want a thousand.
I'm up 3k.
We're all going crazy right now.
I'm more than we need.
One, I need more than a tail.
That's so good.
You're waiting.
So what are you doing?
Seven.
Yeah but I have to match where I just lost.
Alright that's good.
Let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go.
I got my blackjack.
Wait, he's got a blackjack?
All right, let's go.
Wee!
Chad, I'm up the most today.
This is only deserved if I gamble.
I mean, like, what lands?
What lands?
Like, three matching ones? I feel like it's a shit.
I can, like, rewind to my buttonhole.
I will just call it there.
Oh
That sucks lots are fucking terrible
Very cool
We have 30 more games. Let's find out. Oh
No, yeah day three there's gotta be new shit. I'm be hopping. No, it doesn't know Joe doesn't game
You're gonna fucking love bro. Oh my god. I already know you're about to be addicted to it
It's like a rocket and you gotta stop the rocket at a certain point and the higher it goes
More you win. I think we lost the rocket game. I play that online. It's elite bro. I was playing if it's so addicting
Wait, Joe, when we were coming back from the concert, we said the rockin' hit!
They have the rockin' hit, they have the rockin' hit.
I was gambling in the back of a car on the way over to our concert.
Yo, what's the rockin' call?
I'm going to concert since September 30, it wants to go.
Probably have so many tickets.
You're welcome, brother, say an extra ticket, by the way.
Oh, can you leave me upstairs?
I can't say who it is, because they're going to be like, oh, they're going to be there?
Oh
It's
Wait, that's the board shows what we're up total this run
We have so many tickets. Oh my god, we're so up
wall active prevent all losses nearby we should spend slots on this wait
prevent all losses wait we should have wheel with that yeah but I don't know how
long that's active don't you think we could gamble more money wait can we
increase the power of that item with the stakeholder no we don't have six
All right, let's go gamble
Wait up, I'm gonna go get a new hat. I want some drip
Oh God
My god, I'm gonna get the dog collar guys
Guys
This is who's he sold his mouth and we have no tickets left to get it back
Why did he sell his mouth? I don't know but we can't buy it back
Okay, so
Go to the wardrobe Chris
It didn't get it
I didn't get it. I look like a guy. That's probably gonna die of a heart attack by 45
but I'm a big spender at the sea now right what a dog collar where is it
what's up get in the car the car's not even open we gotta answer that when three
games with a minimum bet of 1.6 K on Wheel of Fortune that's pop of the closet
In the car wait, they see the dog call hold up get in the car under the net tab
Wait one second
It's here
Next page
Click next page
To the next one
It could be oh could be your
It's a dog collar it's on the neck
We still haven't left yo how long ago did I eat that edible chat?
that
row is so cooked right now
getting rich son dad
45 ago, yeah that makes sense
I feel like it was about that
literally Zuzu's just a muffled luck
we got some good ass items though
I got some good shit
we can sort of hear you
yeah you're like I have to be standing right now
I'm walking from a wall.
Great chance.
Okay.
No.
Alright, wait, wait, wait.
I have this lost wheel.
We should try to do this on the wheel.
I'll stand.
You guys all do max.
Don't spin. Wait for me to activate the item.
I'm waiting.
And then I'm going to stand in the middle and you guys all max that at the same time.
Okay.
Say when?
Oh my god.
What the hell is happening?
I don't know what to do first.
I got triple anyway.
We all...
And you guys got your money back.
So work, you work, you work.
It only works for one bet now.
So now we're at 21k, that's awesome.
Wow.
W triple.
So wait, now we can take our time.
What's around the area?
Are you doing it?
You're on my...
We are going to get it.
We are going to get it.
We got it going.
Invalid, dead amount.
Minimum 800?
I'm going to grab a note to sign up.
Oh, y'all all fucking sucks.
He got dead last.
That's always the root, dude.
The root's the bad.
Last minute pull!
Fuck no, we can't leave now we're down
down. Oh, that's big. And it's red. So now it's red. We got it back. Dang, wait. No,
What the fuck are you? Oh, fellow man recognizing another man's mustache. I appreciate it.
Bro, the slots are not...
Okay, maybe the slots are right.
Yeah, so much really keeps us in there, whoever it is.
I'm only down. Oh my god, there's been roulette the entire time though, this is the mapping.
Joe, you're in the roulette again.
Trust me. Trust me, trust me. This is a big hit here.
Okay, landed on zero green, that's basically a scratch, that's not my fault.
I think we're leaving. We're up.
We're up a pretty tiny, but tomorrow's going to be really bad. We just don't want to be
really bad so we just don't want to be
they were up double
wait I should just stop doing this
hold on guys guys guys
don't say hard carry a chat
we are a team
we did this
we did this
you're a fucking freak dude
you're looking at me like a fish
in an aquarium
oh
oh fuck
oh
I need to win another round.
We're kind of coming back.
8KR or not?
Okay we're back, we're back, we're back, we're back, we're back, we're back, come back.
Even man.
What's up man?
Oh my god, I just want four in a fucking row.
Another one.
I'm actually getting up so much now.
Okay, another down, another down, another down.
I don't know what you're saying.
You're making fun of him.
Oh yeah, go ahead.
You can't be serious. You can't be serious.
What? Oh, I had that other bat right there. Holy shit.
It plays it. It plays it. It plays it. It plays it.
Holy shit. I promise.
No, we should leave. We should leave.
We should leave. I agree.
I'm going to beat it with a bat when we leave here.
Right. Right.
And the new rule we have to take a body part too. Yeah, you gotta take a body part cuz you're down
I'm sorry, do we have we lost do we lose no
Oh shit, oh shit, I thought it was contingent on if we lost
making money and I wanted the seven tickets by the way.
I still can't hear you, Zuzi, bro.
Wait, speak again?
I'm spinning the wheel to get the seven tickets.
Zuzi walked up to me and screams,
let me spin, gets a five times in one try.
My comeback's gonna be crazy on this chart.
I was down.
Oh my God, it was bad, like, like plummet.
Oh, wait, no, it wasn't that bad.
It was way worse from my perspective.
I think it's because Chris's 30K climb was so crazy.
But there's like three of our profit margins happening.
I don't know which one is which.
I think it's total profit from the whole game on the right.
Oh, but the end of the end screen was the day, uh, okay.
All right, guys, I'm back.
The lifts are back.
Yeah, we got to combine these two.
It's a keypad to increase max bet amount,
and then you use the gold point to max bet.
Oh, my god.
Right here.
Look, look, look, look, look, look,
gambler's confidence increased profit amount.
Oh.
Oh.
I'm going to buy that.
I'm going to buy it.
We could buy or we could pull.
Oh, no, no, that's fine.
That's fine.
That's fine.
All right.
All right, let's do this.
All right, let's get up.
Chris, come on.
Did you guys miss the last round?
Yeah, I mean you walked up to me and you would just be going
Damn bro
All right, let's get going guys
Mr. Rocket is the rocket
Wait somebody buy the keypad
Wait, yo me and you have
Let's use it on class. Let's use it on class.
Let's use it on class.
Wait, no, wait, no.
Let's sneak B. Drunk and do it.
Yeah, I have a...
What am I doing?
There's two different levels.
Oh, this is a high rollers table, grab.
Where is it?
Where is it?
It's probably up here.
Right here.
No, what is the game?
Oh my god, no we have to do it on high low!
Whoa, how is this? Oh my god, it's literally just like a 5050 brother
You keep doing
You want me to juice it? No, no, no, let's okay
Well, let's give ourselves like a 65% chance of winning and then we'll just get free bankroll
Wait, no, make it real. Well actually make it really
Give me a juice the next three acts make it three acts you juice it now, and then I'll do the coin
8.4
Ready? Go for it!
Yeah, well drunk!
Whoa!
Whoa!
We lost.
We lost?
Wait, that's what's happening.
Do it again! Do it again!
You're pre-membering.
Oh!
Come on!
Come on!
Where's the fucking... where's... I can't see where it is!
You're gonna see the dice in the middle going to dice.
Oh my...
Come on!
Come on!
Come on!
Okay, we're back. We leave. We leave.
This game sucks.
This game sucks.
I'm gonna make it just really high odds and I'm just gonna play. Oh my god
Get away from this game Joe
Which you bet it to time I can bet this one
There has to be crash it's probably on first floor
Gotta do it at 67%
Yeah, let's go first watch wait wait, what is this?
This is crap, I think
Blackjack
I
The moon. I can feel it. I feel it. This one's going to the moon
I was too scared. Oh my god, I should
I got
Before
Shit I should have stayed in
Come on, you know, Sneak, you're down 30 grand. Sneak, you're down 30 grand. I'm the only...
Do it again. Do it again.
No.
All or nothing.
Let me do it.
Go to 3X.
You have to pull it.
Better run. Better run.
Oh my god! Why did you not pull?!
Why did you not pull, bro Sneak?
No, Sneak's selling his fucking body next game.
Nah, that's actually crazy. He's down 40 fucking thousand dollars.
I can't believe that.
Yeah, cuz Chris was telling me to play for because he's a fucking bastard
All right, who wants to be my caretaker?
I'll hold you, I'll hold you, I'll hold you.
You lose your body for a 40k loss, bro.
I'm gonna reiterate, Chris told me to do it.
Chris was telling me to stay at home.
Then you both sell one body part.
Chris loses an eye, excuse me.
I'll be losing an eye, I'll be at home.
I'll have it in a half-k!
Yeah, but you were telling him to keep betting.
Well, yeah, he was down 30k, he had to get it back somehow.
Okay, now I'm fucking back, I'm the Cookie Monster.
Oh my god, did you just rock it into the bottom from like 1 million?
Okay, listen, Chris told me to go and play Crash the second I played.
Are you an adult with free will or am I just like owner?
I'm not talking to you!
I'm not talking to you!
Literally, I hit play and it crashed instantly, it's twice in a row.
I think Chris is like, go again.
Surely you go again.
Yeah, and I saw your bet 11 grand.
What if it was a-
What are the odds that it instantly crashed twice in a row, dude?
Yo, let's play the last game later.
Pretty low.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
You did get fucked.
Okay, what if we're all heads though?
Bro, this ice is...
No!
There's only one of us at minus 40k!
That's fair.
Ugh.
Yo, jebarton tops!
Ever seen any of that things?
What do you think we're doing?
Alright, alright.
Team effort?
Team effort?
Team effort, baby!
I'm hurting my head.
Crash is so fun, but it's so dangerous.
Ugh.
Axe-move that.
I will play that at minimum and have fun playing that.
I almost just threw up on my mouth. Oh my god.
That would have been bad, dude.
Don't do that.
You wanna throw up in mine?
Oh, yeah.
And what?
Why'd you say that, dude?
What did you hear? What did you hear?
I got something. I hear anything.
Take him.
Wait, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
I have something else. I have something else. I have something else. I have something else that's better.
What's he got? What's he got? What's he got? What's he got?
I'll tell you when I'll tell you when we get in there. Oh, you have to put his body back put his body back put his body back
What's wait?
He's not deserving though. God damn it
He's minding this round
Let's go let's go let's go
I want to hold that rabbit dog you my dad
Putting the color on sneak what have been here so fucking stupid bro
Oh
Wait, give me the gun and you hold that give me the gun
Let me drive the boat
the boat. This pays thirty-three percent of the blowdown for every body part I shoot off.
Think about the imagery, Joe, think about the imagery, Joe.
Oh my god, we hit quota, we hit quota for you shooting him.
Joe, think about the imagery.
Oh, he lost his mouth. Chris can't talk now.
He shot Chris mouth off.
Joe, Joe, let me see the gun. Just for five seconds. It'll be funny.
Don't put me in there.
He's staying.
No, he's not breaking it.
He's not breaking it off of him.
Stick it out.
Wait, what do we do with the gun?
If you shoot somebody, it kills profit.
Dude, the slabs are so lame.
It looks like a jackpot, it looks like.
Is that a jackpot?
Like, what's a jackpot on the slabs?
like I'm getting like one and a half
oh my god I love this way
7-Eleven 7-Eleven 7-Eleven
7-Eleven meat stick
Slurpee Slurpee
I
Anything but a one ten shit
No five no five no five no five no five
I'm down bad right now
Can you move I can't see the
I don't think you can move Jeff.
Is it on the side?
No, I'm on the side.
You have no reason to play with him all the time.
What does this do?
I just tossed that out of bounds.
Hey Joe, what does this do?
What do you lose?
I don't know. He didn't lose anything.
You're chilling.
Anybody see my eye anywhere?
I didn't lose anything.
No, you're fully intact, dude.
You ate that shit.
OK, you get this.
Just six or seven, dude.
Oh, it's a refund.
This is really stupid.
I need a two.
I need a two.
Oh, my god, I actually went.
Oh, I love that.
Oh, my god, I still do.
That's actually really bad.
Can you stop shooting me?
I need a one.
Oh my god, I won again.
One more.
Bro, stop shooting.
I'm gonna end up being,
I'm not gonna be able to move in a minute.
Who was shooting?
It's Sneak, but where is Sneak?
Bro.
I
Who is shooting where is he
Like a meat bus
I'll get out of here. I'll bust it out of this joint
back it up leave him there's leave him there leave him there leave him there
leave him there
this hits ten numbers it's almost a one in three why you bet that's 29 right
there chat hey Joe carry me dude cuz I'm minus it something why you hit that
29 right there chat. That was a pocket last pull there.
Not a great one. Don't play again. Don't play again. No, no, no, no.
We're good. We're good. Trust us. Trust us. I left my finger before
and it's good luck. I was not confident about those numbers.
That's why you know you gotta listen. Okay, I'm sorry. Right
now, one third is calling me. So I did this. Okay. Okay.
And it's kind of just be one through 12. It's 35. I just got a zero on
the other side, by the way.
next to a three and that tells me that
hey guys I'm gonna let me do it
let me just put fucking money on three numbers
um I did not need to do that um so what happened guys what happened buddy you
shot us a million times the gun doesn't do anything after the first shot the gun
doesn't do anything after the first shot
You shot us too much
That's why yeah, that's why that's shooting stuff fucking shooting this time. Yeah, that's it. Yeah, that's why you lost
He has to go run into the cave first. Oh my god. Okay. I'll go in the cave. It might unmute me in game after we run it. I
Don't think it will
We got a hit continue I got a pest
Oh, sorry.
Well, we're up three grand.
We should do like, we should do like a, we should do a dead serious run.
Hold on, guys.
I'm coming.
No, I wanted to do it.
Oh, I wanted to be an independent head.
Oh, you're dead.
And dude.
Hmm
What happened that fucking game though, why would how do we lose that bad?
Bro, I burned. I don't even know how I was 930 in the process. I was carrying us bro. I don't know what the fuck happened
You lost 1.7. Hey
I'm going to go.
I'm going to go.
Party. Party time.
Get out. Get out of the boxes.
Party time.
Excuse me, guys.
Oh
Hello, can you guys hear me game?
I don't know if anyone's here right now.
Can you hear me in game?
Yeah, I can hear you.
Oh, are you talking in game right now?
Yes.
Yeah, I can hear you.
Okay, good, good, good.
What is that noise?
I hear it.
Oh.
We surely got to do a big, serious run here.
We surely got to do a big serious run here.
We got to do the three coin, got to do random item, got to do another random item.
We got to seriously win this one.
Increase power of each item.
What does that mean?
Increase profit now, shit.
And I should do that, and this.
We only have 13 tickets.
Bro, somebody, who the fuck bought a cosmetic with the tickets?
I did not. I did two, um...
Fucker.
I didn't buy a cosmetic.
Fuck, no, I didn't buy a cosmetic.
I did the loan shark twice. I didn't know what it did.
It changes our challenge
Bro, I love how they set up
Chests, but you can play chat. You have to individually remove every chess piece
That's awful, bro. It's actually awful. Is there a way to like do that quicker?
Now
Why does this just say horse? That's what I said earlier, bro. They couldn't make a horse horse
Why can't they make a horse?
It's not easy, it's investing!
Oh, not easy, it's investing.
What's our friend?
What's this going?
Oh, hey, hey, hey, whoa!
Oh my god, you got me in that pumpkin and threw that shit to Mars!
I don't know the power.
How do we get up here?
way to make the trampoline work better. Alright wait, wait kill me that shit.
These are trying to lose limbs, right? I knew you were going to do that.
No, that's rude. Does anybody know?
I want to get the uh little the thing on the roof. There's a guy on the roof right here.
Wait, we all got a bounce at the same time that's guaranteed now. Oh maybe, yeah maybe,
everyone knows. You're saying like no, we have to be off,
we have to be off and then jump out at the same time. Wait, I thought it was off
feet on trampolines to make people bounce higher yeah not in this one okay not in this
oh well ready I don't think we can get high enough there we can definitely get high if we
all four of us go at the same time
are you gonna get any higher
I don't think I don't think it has physics dude I think it's it seems very
Yo, we should, yo, we should go to, yo, we should go to Skyzone, bro.
Okay, would you go to Skyzone?
Fuck no, Skyzone would be hell for me.
And I would get recognized so much, it would just be like,
awkward sensual.
Oh my god, I would never go to Skyzone.
Everyone's just gonna watch you.
That's a place that I wish I could go to.
And it would just be so fun, bro.
It's so fun.
Just run out to Skyzone.
Yeah, we just run out to Skyzone.
Fuck it, bro.
Oh my fuck.
Is it cute?
I don't see that.
I don't see that.
All right.
No, fuck all of you guys.
I don't know what to do.
Stop hitting the saw machine, brother.
Dude, now.
Joe, do you not see?
You just missed me.
Make a half pool court shot, bro.
No, wait, wait.
Hold up.
Hold up.
It's just a red dot when you stare at me and do that.
Joe, be good.
It's the end of a trampoline park.
Cash broken 1-1.
Don't step the CLV.
Rex AG.
Take him to the sub.
Jay and Stuart, take him to the sub.
Gift is ref.
Take him to the three.
Appreciate it.
I can't read the odd don't know what I thought of my phone
Wait is he here?
Yikes
Can't ball I did I mean twice I didn't see nothing
This is a little
All right, no wait, this is a serious run serious run
We hit quota we leave every time yes
Don't we only want to go a little over quota for no check it's yeah, but yeah
Yeah, you want to go a little bit over, but wait, do you see my burning honey?
Oh, no, wait, I got game of the confidence.
I'm going to use it once in your all.
Your all state is good for it. I'm going 200. I'm going your all.
Your all is pretty trustworthy.
So say that. Serious, serious roulette player.
Best thoughts with the animal player.
I'll get her out. Stand.
I'm not ready to go. I'm not ready anymore. I'm bad luck right now. I'm not ready anymore, you guys got to go. I'm trying to stay on my mind.
10x? I don't care. I'm still 37x!
Damn.
Wait, what?
Oh no, it's 3.7x.
Sorry, I don't want to write that.
You scared me.
Oh my god.
See, doesn't that look like 87x?
I thought it was A, I thought it was A something
No, it's 8.7
It's always how much money I'm winning, it's $87
50 cents, we got 50 cents
We got 50 cents, we got 50 cents
We got, we got, we got, we got
We want to hit a 10x on the slots
Oh, for the sort of thing, we need it
Here it is, guys
I have caught right now
We're looking pretty good right now.
I bet $1.
Wait, what's next?
What's next?
I think I just got it.
I put $1 in.
You know, like $27 on one.
See the minimum of $1.
Yo, y'all is not getting any more, bro.
You're all getting a little rusty, bro.
He's just a classic, bro.
See you again, Carl.
It's early after a similar note.
Early after a similar note.
Early after a similar note.
How am I almost even?
I got a minus five ninety-two, bro.
I got a minus five ninety-two, guys.
Oh, wait, he's got one more.
Okay, we're back.
We're back, we're back, we're back, we're back, one more hit and we're dead.
Last one.
We should all just, we should all just watch.
You should just have like one of us play Blackjack.
I'm minus 9.52, I'm not betting anymore.
I don't think we should be at 1.25.
And you weren't even that bad.
Chris, Chris.
No, no.
Yo, my luck is enough to hold him down. That's it.
That's it, bro. That's it, bro.
Let's leave. Let's leave. Let's leave.
Thank you, bro. Good job, y'all.
Bro, thank you because my luck
that was hot titties in a bag of milk.
What? Yeah.
I think they updated Yarl, by the way.
He's not the player right now.
There's been a Yarl.
Yeah, but that means next round he will be the player
because they always switch it up on him.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
You're right. All in on him.
They fucking patched Yarl, man.
Ow!
They patched Yarl, bro.
I'm sorry, man. It wasn't my fault.
I wasn't making any bad bets, I was just so unlucky.
Mm.
What else was to do, guys?
Something like you said, lock in and burn all your money.
I actually had the most profit of the day, you know?
No, I did.
But I'm a close second, Peepit.
Close.
That's not very close, it was less than half.
I was pretty close.
It's a close one.
Joe, we're touching.
W knowledge.
Oh my god, I'm ready to kill the rest of you.
3 day 3 is my pop off day. That's where I make the most money
Why did I hear just a day 3 day 3
Hopping I think what's it? How do you beat it? Is it day?
Okay, I have a great play here fuck that's too many items
Okay, chat you max bet spend the book you win
Take a picture
Yo, come here. Wait. Wait. Wait. Wait. I'm here. I heard it. I heard the idea. I mean
What's up, Smee? This is the idea, bro. You already bought it. No
Okay, so we we gold chip
you win all the money you need.
You got to record. You got to
somebody said the book applies to
the whole run too. Oh my God.
She's booked off. Yeah, you got
to get the best item in the game.
It's a video. It's a video camera.
Not a camera. So there's got to be
watching. You got to like hold it.
You got to hold it.
When four black seconds in a row.
Okay, well then we'll do that.
Yeah, we'll do that.
Leave that to me.
Bro, is this updating is out there
every round, bro?
Yeah, it's been a while.
Yeah, it's been a while.
Yeah, it's been a while.
Yeah, it's been a while.
Yeah, it's been a while.
Yeah, it's been a while.
Updating is out there every round, bro. Come on. You just put glasses on
Let me see you yeah, I think black what's the best game to do that on probably blackjack for a max bag
Would you like to go?
800
Well, the wheel has yet a wheels and craziest profit so kind of is
Well, wait that actually I feel like it should be the wheel
I'll be camera man the wheel it should be the wheel we should use that off right now
Right when we get in lobby somebody right, but
All right, yo use the buck use the buck
Blackjack right here blackjack right here blackjack everybody. I think we should use it on wheel though if it's a free max
back
Are you recording
I can't I can't serious one
I gotta do that. I could play Ducky and Yarl is due.
Yarl is due. Yarl is due. I don't know.
Yarl is due. I don't know. He kind of fell off bro.
Javits been the guy. Javits been the guy. Who is that?
That's the root. Who's the solid that for me?
Javits been the guy. Yarl's kind of getting some
last place finish.
It's just watch this.
$800.
Gotta go jabbing.
He's grabbing.
He's getting the guy.
He's getting the guy bro.
So stressful.
$400.
Oh my god.
This is a bad run.
All in on y'all.
Are we going to begin?
No way.
No way.
No way.
No way.
No way.
No way.
No way.
Y'all.
Y'all.
Wait guys.
Guys.
We are down.
We are down.
We are down.
We are down.
me okay wait wait wait wait wait we gotta we gotta go slide we gotta go slide
listen i'm just betting minimums to get this
scared money don't make money brother scared money don't make money that is very
true
bro i am jutting out i feel like i've lost i was up like a thousand now i'm
So that means we double bet on a win
I did say scared buddy don't make money
Fuck.
Fuck it.
Fuck it.
I have to be down this.
I have to be down this one.
You are so down.
Hey, hey, hey!
You're playing six hundred and...
Nah, I did up the two hands, dude.
Fuck it.
Five hundred and...
Twenty easy win.
You both showed it up.
You pushed three times already.
Huh?
It's fine, it's fine, it's fine.
Dude!
He lost his fear.
And he got a 10.
Oh, I'm telling you, bro.
There's been a stealer bad.
There's a good looking stealer.
Bad looking stealer, bro.
Bad looking stealer here.
Oh my god, oh my god, okay, okay, okay. No, no, no, we're good. We're good. We're good. I'm minus 2.4 K
We can't win four and I'll be both of us are playing. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god
I went two more when two more and we get eight tickets just so you know
I we were like
Nice nice one more win one more win four
Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.
Oh!
Big, it's not big, it's so bad.
Chris is losing all the money, 10, by the way.
How is he that up, and now he's at $28?
Where is he?
Where is he?
Stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop.
What, we need wins?
I know we have 1,400, but we should not play it on the wheel.
We should not play it on the wheel.
We need a hit order in a minute.
We should play roulette.
Come here, come here.
Roulette.
Best soldier, Blackjack, on the house.
That's how they're not blast Jack. It's just easy money bro. If we hit black
Yep
You say that hit
I'm down. This is bad.
You know like I'm down too quick.
I'm down too quick.
I'm not here right now.
Yeah, I don't know.
We're out of quota.
We're out of quota.
Stop.
Stop.
There's no such thing.
Fuck.
Stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop.
Stop, stop, stop.
Stop, stop, stop.
We don't do this.
We go under in 20 seconds.
We can't win a fact.
I'm done.
I'm done.
I'm done.
We go under in 20 seconds.
We can't win a fact.
Sneak.
Stop.
What the fuck?
I love the real ones.
What the fuck?
You had to hit that. You had to hit that.
Please, please, please.
You could have just seen our money. You all just had to say,
I'm going to break one egg, please.
The day's just gonna, Joe. Joe.
Brother.
Joe, we're not gonna make it.
No, we made quota.
Back deck. Back deck.
We made quota. We made quota. Back deck.
Don't worry, Zucie. I know you didn't lose a bunch of money.
I watched you push like eight times.
like for some reason you lose money but don't gain money when you put
like you you you don't like yeah it's not a win but they're not count they're
not reverse I'll push three times in a row
Wow
Have to do that and now I know I look like a fucking bit look I'm a plus where you look okay now
We got 12 seconds see look, right?
I'm getting bullshit. How many of you blanks ears we are playing serious. We're on day three now
Yeah, wait guys. I thought we were taking this one serious
Breaking both of the three
Posted on my Instagram story my face without my beard and like four people responded. Yeah, maybe that's how I thought about that
Probably
Dude I have like chatters arguing right now. I'm looking at this
about what like what's good to gamble on or something you don't have a sense of
humor your brain is the size of an infant have you self-reflected at all you
take chose chat so serious like it's your job lmf a.o.
I'm just like witnessing beef going on. Is it fun beef? No I haven't been looking at
chat very much though they seem very there's like two people that are like
We have the 60 second rollback, which is pretty good
If we lose money we make it back
And for a chance to revert last loss
That's 13 tickets
Oh, dude, we shouldn't spend the rollback time now.
You should rather use your small things.
Bro, who is spending tickets on cosmetics on a serious run?
Who is spending?
I don't know, man.
Who's the reason we're in the game right now?
I think I deserve this sweet little dog collar.
Yeah, I did.
Yo, come on.
What's that?
I can't.
I'm being held up.
You have to lose a body part get in
I'm juicy should remove this body part I'm only down $800 and you spent three tickets
on a serious run on a fucking dog collar
You know what?
Yeah, and this is going to...
I don't hate it, fuck the fuck.
What do we get for this?
You did mouth?
Oh, did you do mouth?
Alright, now we can buy another...
Now we can buy another item.
I can hear you vaguely, by the way.
It's...
...decrease washable.
Wait, is it fuck me?
Oh.
Oh, let's go, let's go, let's go.
Damn, I was...
I was drained you in there.
That's how corruption starts.
We'll know it's an I for an I, G for a G.
You know, he basically waits for the gun.
Wait, does Chris now have a mouth now?
Not for a mouth, not for a whole world.
He doesn't have a mouth.
But he's just muffled, though.
I'm putting it all on black.
Hello.
Hello.
What's going on?
I'll tell you, I'll tell you.
What's your scheme?
What's your scheme?
We got to use, we got to use insurance off rent.
OK, I have a time machine as well, if we need it.
All right, ready?
Use, use the, use the, OK.
All right, I'm gonna rip this all in.
Guys, guys, guys, wait.
Wait, we have a time thing.
We have a time thing.
Yeah, everyone, everyone just go all in real quick.
Oh, shit.
It's only a minute.
It's only for a minute, so we gotta use this thing.
Wait, just literally run dry.
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
Wait, but how long?
Wait, but should we use it like right now?
What?
No.
Oh no, because you're up. You're up. You're up. You're up. All right. Let me say, we say, we got to play for that one at least 440 on black. Get the challenge done easy as hell. Okay.
Run that back. It lands on black challenge done easy as hell.
We both did it. Very cool.
All right, chat. Name some numbers. 1, 2, 6, 7, 12, 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7.
You said 6, 7. I heard it.
I heard 6, 7.
10 numbers $400 back but you win a lot of
but it's basically a do win because we
have enough back
I'm down pretty bad right now
I'm losing a lot of money repetitively
What's up, man?
You're up. You're up a lot.
What?
You're up a lot.
And I just think you're better than me.
You gotta do a lot.
I'm not fucking kidding you.
I gotta be up by the end of day, though.
What's that?
Are you still running?
Are you kidding me?
I'm gonna get us back.
One second.
Chris, you fucking bomb.
I kind of hope he rehearses time, because I'm down right now.
Never mind him up there.
Oh, my God.
What's your time?
Never mind. I am up there.
What the fuck just happened?
aren't just one two point four gag
I was doing two outside that I kind of like that maneuver
but I'm gonna go 680 on rad and it hits
yay
It's not an odd number.
Y'all what do you got for us?
He's the bad press.
Alright, uh...
I think he's got the phone hand. Where is he at?
He's locked into some bad game. Where is he?
What the hell?
Hey!
Yo, stop!
Hey, please stop!
Stop playing! Oh, never mind.
Yes!
Come back.
No!
Damn.
We take a picture.
Shut the fuck up!
You don't have enough? What are you...
What did you bet that on holy I can't fly back on the wheel stop stop stop stop stop
stop stop stop this is the serious run this is serious this is already paid for it's already
I
I
I
I
I
I
I
I
I
I
I
I
I
I
Gamble with my boyfriend's also I can't eat red meat on balding and a larpher
All right, so you go get your mouth you earned it
I'm just looking, I'm just looking.
I'm not sure if I got shirt on.
Alright, are we ready to go?
I didn't see the game yet.
Are we ready to go?
Are you guys ready to go?
I can barely hear you Joe, but just know last game...
Are we ready to go?
Can we go?
Can we go?
Can we go?
Can we go gamble?
Can we go gamble?
You saying, can we go gamble without you saying that?
Can we go gamble?
Can we go gamble?
Go gambling!
Get in the car.
Just look at you. So like you saw your face. Yo, are you guys listening to the new to slimy track?
You're going to to slimy
It's little John and people do you want to go
We got time machine a maximum bet increase
Wait, where's the time machine? Where's the time machine?
I have it.
Wait, what is this? It's new.
This is new.
New wheel.
This is new.
Guys, come here, guys.
Please come here.
Money wheel.
Money wheel.
I know, Steve, but look.
New game.
New game.
Play the new game.
Penguin Cross.
How does this even work, bro?
I have no idea.
I'm so curious.
It just, you gotta press it.
It's the same thing as Rocket.
Same thing as Rocket.
Oh, you go again.
Actually, it's the same thing as Rocket.
No, he's left!
He's just clicking step repeatedly, guys.
Guys.
Guys.
Stop it, stop, stop, stop!
No!
No!
Joe, Joe, don't you, don't, Joe, leave this table, Joe.
Joe Joe leave the table Joe Joe Joe leave the table Joe Joe
Leave the table
Joe Joe
Don't do it. Don't don't do it
Don't scoreboard allows you don't do it
It's tennis. It's tennis. I'm pointing at your scoreboard
Oh my god, I should pull, I should pull.
Joe, you hit, you hit, you hit, you hit, Joe.
Scared me when I make a move.
Oh my god, it's scared me.
I'm not gonna make any fucking money, Joe.
Hit the button.
Hit the button.
No!
No!
I like the part where I don't get to play again, because I don't know what to do.
All our money is God is
No, I was just a plus
Why am I a plus 1.2k?
This is so fucking interesting
This is so interesting
You're the spam click at the slot
AHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Fuck this game dude! Fuck!
And then I pick... oh I picked under.
Five X, five X, five X, five X, five X red.
Oh my god.
Okay, big. I like this one.
It's doing...
Very much, but...
No, Joe, I already did.
How does it end?
That doesn't got to go in there.
I can't believe it.
I can't believe it.
I can't believe that.
That's unreal.
I'm going to help this man.
Holy fuck.
Mine is not for KK.
What the fuck?
None of them had the how to do it.
Don't touch anything.
Don't touch anything.
Stop breathing.
Stop.
Don't touch anything.
Good shit, bro.
Zushi.
Oh, my god.
Zushi.
No, I'm saying you got to beat his ass so he stops bro. Chris and I are trying to pull this back and Joe keeps burning the money
No, we have no money
No! No!
Get the fuck away from the scene!
No, but Blackjack's my game!
Blackjack's my game!
Get the fuck away from the scene!
No, I just...
Trust me, trust me, trust me!
Same, bro.
Oh my god, Chris went crazy.
You don't want to...
Bro, no, you're done, you're done, you're done, you're done.
You're done, no.
I'm due! I'm due! I'm due!
I'm due, I'm due, I'm due!
I got him, I got him guys, guys I got him.
We're gonna be over, what game are they playing?
We're gonna make them watch, we're gonna make them watch.
No, we're gonna make them watch, we're gonna make them watch, dude.
Get him away, get him away, get him away!
He got his nose, he got his nose!
We have a minute, Chris, we have a fucking minute.
I didn't tell you the president, you got the-
Ow, he's so far away!
I'm gonna go in, I'm gonna go in.
And step, we gotta spam step.
Bro, his arms are so long!
Get him away!
It's arms are so long, bro.
Guys, guys, his arms are too long.
He's strong, bro.
We need to hit this.
This is the only option.
We have to hit this.
Ah!
No.
What is that in your hand?
It's over, guys.
What is that in your hand?
What was that in his hand?
We don't have the minimum.
What's that over?
No, it's not over yet.
I don't know yet. I don't know yet.
The slots! The slots!
Well, I gotta go eat.
I don't know what to eat.
Troll the run so you can go eat some food and stay faster.
No, I didn't troll the run so I can eat some food.
I'll play another.
I'll play another.
I'll play another.
My name, Joe. My name, Joe.
My name, Joe.
Yo, didn't Chris throw the first, I don't know,
five fucking runs?
think about what you did joe
no we don't know what
you've been a bad boy joe
it's time to lose your limbs
you've been a bad boy joe
god
jesus christ
levin
oh my god
the fucking health margin
oh shit sorry
the part where all three of us were like what if i just kept rolling back to bed
get in
get in
get in
get in
looks like this is it for us here
it's been fun while it lasted
it's going on
but i'm going out we're going out boys
this tunnel isn't moving
What is happening he's not moving see
Okay, you walk away. I got three thousand subs or some shit
Like I'm gonna call the gambler
I was water money
I was a little money playing game with my friends Joe no arms of lozzy dude. How much how much money did you lose? Oh?
It's like virtual money. It's not real, but like
Interesting interesting
Margins guys interesting. I had one down day take my body take my body for a day
You're down day. You're down day
Okay, and you know sometimes you throw games you're one bad
I'm gonna get back out there. I'm gonna have to fight
You're gonna
When the casino eats you when a casino eats you up
Or do you know you're gonna lie down in the machine and lose your ass
You think about what you
All right, Joe what items do you think we should be getting the mystery ball the mystery thing
You always get the mystery thing. It's cheap. We'll get them. Go ahead. Oh
Okay, well, I can't I can't you gotta kind of hold me higher
Okay, okay, well now I'm too in there
Okay, um, I think the rollbacks kind of we do 21 tickets
Get tickets on profit could be a late game thing
because what did that give us like infinite tickets if we just went a bunch
how many now swap tickets and you guys something else
microphones good
oh yeah now do the mic
that's fine
let's get in the car
Joe pick up the phone
hello
I'll don't worry I'll sing
who is it?
one point that's easy what the fuck let's get going boys
it's time to fucking money what did you mystery it's time to win some fucking
money you bought a cigar just your hats too fucking big I can't see shit wait
I
Know you gotta be in the street
Oh, wait, all right, you tell me what you need to do.
You're the first one to give your hand.
Evade.
Prevent all lost nearby.
Evade.
All right, relax.
Come here, come here.
Big wheel, big wheel, big wheel.
Big wheel.
Ready?
I'm going to sing.
I'm going to sing and we'll get ready.
Sing, sing, sing, sing, sing.
I can't see shit over this Doug Dimodon thing.
Nobody else is fucking Venice.
I
Know I think that you have the worst luck of all time. I'm not gonna lie to you
Oh, it's the fucking big wheel. I just hit it
But the thing right now as soon as you get to the next the microphone
Okay, okay
We can leave we can literally need to go date to
Wait, wait, wait. Hold me up so I can see the wheel. Hold me up so I can see the wheel.
Oh, 120? I'm trolling, bro.
Bro, you're into these, man.
I did 90, my god.
Wait, cool. Can you hand me the chips?
I did 90.
Bring me over to the chips. Bring me over to the chips.
Okay, hold me over the calculator.
Nope.
Pull through.
Yeah, I can't stop. Okay, okay, that's good.
Okay, yeah, that's good. Then you do this.
Okay, and then, uh, hold me over to this side. Yeah, there we go.
We already have the challenge done, bro.
Okay, wait, wait, wait.
I need one bet!
Let me do one bet.
We're gonna have the money now, so you know.
You carry me away if I lose.
Oh, wait, we don't have the money now.
I can't see if I win or not.
That's why you got my-
How you lost.
I'm gonna go-
Whoa!
I didn't bring you over here to mess it again.
I brought you over to lift you if you want.
Here's yours, it's a win.
It's a win.
Play again, play again, play again.
I mean, I'll play again, we're winning.
Yeah, you're gonna win.
That's the worst.
You're gonna win.
I
Don't know maybe cock hard minus nine hundred dollars
Wow
Yeah, you're really gonna say my family heritage name like that money's gone guys
I've got 14 dollars. $14. You can go in the back. Let's go. We're here. You stand there Chris. You stand there
We're the slot machines. They're only the slot machines not here. All right. Well, let's go
Oh my god, we're fucking dead again, bro
Joe is the only one in positive
No fucking
We'll take some punishment we'll take some lashing
Oh my god, I thought you were going to pass on the smoke.
No, no, you passed on the smoke.
Oh, I was going to get hit in the cigar.
Yeah, I was going to get hit in the cigar.
Absolutely cinema.
Joe or Balosie.
Yeah, let's make Joe, let's punish him by making him roll himself to the hole.
Bro, I had one money today.
So what?
Yeah, but you're the reason we're in this situation, begin with.
What about Cockard, my son?
What about what about cock hard minus $100 everybody cares his problem this is that's his problem next round. Yeah
I'm dealing with that like personally, you know
Imagine how much money you could land dash grandpa
Really nauseating and so we care I go on getting it is really nauseating. I got you buddy
Okay, I'll
I mean we are in kind of mass rapes
Roll over here, bitch. You're gonna make it roll back. I'm gonna make him roll over here
Yeah, I feel like a VR day
I'm on my path.
Get a bucket.
Get a bucket, Chris.
I'm talking about it.
Get a bucket.
Three pointer.
Three more.
Alright, I'm coming down.
I'm coming down from over here.
You're a blow!
Oh no!
Coach's goals ended Joe.
Is he lagging?
Sneaky's caught you in lag, but-
What the fuck?
He caught you in throws.
We got this, guys.
I'm dead.
My stream went down for five seconds as I grabbed Joe.
That was crazy.
I saw that.
Joe grabbed me.
No, I'm good.
I dropped 300 frames.
That was it.
All right, I got one more.
I got one more run in me past day one.
If we don't pass day one, I'll go again.
And then yapp yapp.
No, no.
Barkin, yapp yapp.
Yapp yapp.
What are we doing yapp yapp after?
I am not partaking in the apiafap
Is the apiafap a dog game? A barking dog game?
No, it's the wizard
It's supposed to be a little horrorish but not that scary
It's wizard repo
Risking the game machine
Where you buying it? Where you buying it?
Gold coin? What does this angel thing do to a guy?
Probably max that
Okay
Oh Jesus
Ow
No, if we're doing a serious run, I don't know if we should chop him up right now.
I think if we do a serious run, we leave him in the profit.
If this last serious rush is full reset, we go off.
I think we lead and we hit profit, bro.
Yeah.
Hit him in the machine.
I'm fucking...
Alright, let's go.
Stop.
Snacked him.
Alright, fine.
We lead and we get profit, bro.
We leave and we're coming in profit.
That's good to me.
We're gonna make a salty bar, bro.
We got a great shape.
I bought some good shit.
I bought the triple money thing.
Mr. Mee.
The gold coin, the max bet which we'll use before the gold coin.
And then I'm gonna circle it.
And then I'm gonna circle it.
There's a single, I'm feeling.
Underreal?
Where are you?
You should do it on the dock.
Okay.
On Yarl.
On Yarl.
Yarl's gonna use the gold.
Can I say, can I say I'm kinda feeling girl off.
Bro, I'm feeling jammed in, bro.
I'm feeling jammed in, bro.
I saw good through that.
Alright, ready?
I'll take the free bet. Yeah, that's fine.
Which one would you bet?
I told you I was feeling jabbing, bro.
You did feel jabbing.
Jabbing my fucking balls.
Classic, man, classic.
All right, locked in. We're locked in.
4-1 done. We're going next round.
We go crazy.
No, no, no, no, no, Nelly.
No, Nelly, Nelly. Zero, Nelly, Nelly.
Zero, Nelly, Nelly.
Zero, Nelly, Nelly.
Zero, Nelly, Nelly.
I love that penguin game though I think
that's how you know that games elite I want
like three thousand a row three times
what you guys are on three times in the end it's a hundred X
yeah you are seventy five you are seventy five I was at I was on 25 X so I
I would've won like 12 grand and I would've won 75 on the last one and then you cross again.
I don't know, maybe it ends on 75, I feel like it probably goes again though to the other side.
I convinced Brother Jim, it's 150.
That's crazy. That like a loan saves your life.
You gotta keep getting good items with tickets and then we're chillin.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Oh
Brother oh my god if I get hit one more fucking time
Really
like while we're going to get the bad look at the look at the
head on the arrow and win.
The only run that we could do.
Oh man.
They have a goal.
We're going to win.
Yo, we're coming, Yarl.
We're doing what?
We're coming.
What are we doing to Yarl?
Do not come.
Do not give that to Sneak.
Everyone at Sneak have the gun.
Last resort.
We gotta pay for this one.
Where's Yarl?
Girl is not here.
There's a doctor.
Everybody get close.
Two people come battle in Yarl and two people go elsewhere after you're drunk.
I'll go elsewhere.
Wait, wait, wait, wait.
What do you mean elsewhere?
Smash it on us.
Smash it?
I bet Jarvan.
Blackjack as well.
my god my drunk's fading guys are all lost wait sneak you can't bet that much
off rip sneak what we're already at a hundred and twenty five dollars
oh sushi that was me why are you getting that much we're already done listen I was
drunk I was a thousand I thought I was a hundred and so you see what it has
Now
If I win I use that
this and we could get three
165 shoot him
okay now we can play one more
I got blackjack, I got blackjack
wait getting shot was actually the best thing
I
Doing it guys
Well, I got low key working. Oh my god
I have 20 I can look beautiful. I'm gonna double this
We got you all right back to back to back to back to back to back to back
There you don't have a shot at all. Okay. Minimum
Men's 110
Man, you're
Already going
Oh my god, we gotta go.
Stop!
What the hell?
I got you, Zuccy.
Now let go of the Zuccy.
He's so violent, bro.
Let go of him, he's blind.
I'm gonna go, I'm dropping him into the limousine.
Don't worry.
Okay.
I got you guys.
I stopped his tyranny.
Okay.
Oh, god.
Yeah.
Okay.
I got you guys.
I got you guys.
I got you guys.
I got you guys.
I got you guys.
I got you guys.
I got you guys.
I got you guys.
I got you guys.
Yeah, we got a buyback
The boys really good dude, I watched the first episode really good show what's the first episode and immediately stop watching
Yeah, I heard that
Zuzi saying
Just fucking awesome
Wait, is he saying his favorite shows my little pony?
Yeah, I heard that
It's our way to leave
James is a brony
guys like a guy that likes my little pony do you think brawny James knows
who you are really that's kind of cool
well I'm a big little bra I just like I think a bra
The person that follows me that really got me
Yo, the person that followed me that really blew my socks off wobble little my god, I don't know
Is that the guy that does the song?
Someone else who's like Chris fuck you
I literally didn't I was not gonna press by
Rob little follow
Who that?
Is a comedian?
The comedian the contestant
I know how to make this
You don't know Rob Liddell
I don't know Rob Liddell
Surely there's
The laugh factory
The laugh factory
Fucking Rob Liddell
The laugh factory Liddell
I don't know Rob Liddell
Just take this
Yeah, we're dropping too low.
Wait, yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm gonna get that last one, that last one.
We're 1,000 over.
Okay.
I'm trying to do a little more.
All right, he's gonna go over.
Keep standing until I get the lenses.
Okay, thank you.
We got him, we got him, we got him.
Beautiful, beautiful, beautiful, beautiful.
Leave, leave, leave, leave, leave.
Okay.
Wait.
I got your nose.
What did you do?
Okay.
I used the item, yeah.
Wait, Joe, you saw Rob little on your tattoos?
It's it's a world round to median
Joe jokalos
Dude, I just got hit out of the car
I see what you're going to do.
I'll tell you, dude. You're staying the night.
Am I still in the casino?
What would Rob Liddell do right now?
Actually, the limo ran you over.
Yeah, bro.
That guy would be probably
balling out right now
on this fucking casino table.
I remember when I went on a cruise
and I was like 21.
I
Was like 21 and the standard comedian guy won't let them at the club or you're having drinks together later that night
It was pretty cool. Did you guys kiss?
No, but it was pretty cool
Cochart question
Immediately comes the becomes yeah, no more questions for me guys
Time machine
We could bet we could do time machine
We can re-roll you know
You're getting the call, get in the call, get in the call, get in the call.
Wait for your games in a row.
That has to be blackjack.
I have to be blackjacked.
I have to be blackjacked.
Oh wait, there's gonna be rocket.
You can do rocket?
We can do the 90%? No, no, no, do the percentage.
Well that's if we have that.
It's full random.
Well, we might have it.
Chris, upcoming. There's gonna be a game.
Oh my god that is fucking Blinko!
Yeah, Blinko's bad in this game.
It's awful. Blinko's going this round.
We're losing this round.
I'm telling you right now, Blinko's awful in this game.
Wait!
It's awful, bro. It's awful.
I'm making money.
What other games are there?
It's Rocket.
It's still bad in this game.
Four in a row here.
Wheel.
Wheel spins.
It's in the cash out.
What is this?
I'm four times in the cash outing.
What is this?
Um, what do you know?
I've been cached out in a while
Is this Minespaper?
It's not anything
Trust me, I got it
Okay, I'll kill you
Wait, guys, guys, guys!
The Win 4 games in a row is group-dependent
and we all stop-
What are you doing?
How do you even know what I'm winning right now?
What are you even fucking doing?
What do you mean?
Oh, this is my... is this mine, creeper?
How does this work?
Your... your game's done.
Wait, what?
Oh, do you choose another hit play?
I think you choose another hit play.
Oh, I see.
Oh, I'm so greedy, fuck.
And... it might be a...
Oh, and you have to look for a diamond.
This is really confusing.
I got two...
Oh, I said do what it is.
Oh, you have to get a bunch of diamonds.
Wait, is it 80-terth square?
Oh, no, it's not.
It's just such a confusing game.
He's gone.
It says, the only way to read this text is by walking around.
No, it's gonna crash.
That's so stupid.
This is not the worst game of all time
Keeping us in the game
Oh my god, I know what I need to do
And here he's
I don't know what that's it, I guess you got $354.
I think you want to reduce the squares and then if it hits one of your squares you win
way more percentage wise.
Oh, that one makes sense.
But that's still just like a stupid risky game.
We only have 5k I think this is burning money
Burning money I'm up for
This was the bad game
You're still the profit you spend you're still the profit oh
Oh my god, I hit a gold.
3 spins on the green.
5 acts on the red.
It lands on red. It lands on gold twice in a row.
Fucking this man.
Dude, these games are so hard to win money on.
Oh, you can only bet 10 total.
We have to do a low set and go play a 10x.
No, you don't do a low bath, you gotta do like, just spam, save baths.
Bro, there's people walking!
This is the worst game ever.
This is actually the worst game ever.
We ended in a minute.
We only have $300.
You gotta put money in your own hands, chat.
You gotta put it in your own fucking ass!
You gotta put it in your fucking ass, 42 seconds running!
Oh my.
Oh my.
Oh my.
Why did that go to fucking times 34?
Oh my god.
Oh my god bro, oh my god.
Holy shit bro, everyone do-do-pong, do-do-pong, we had two.
We had two.
What are these?
I think the strategy is to never go to the second floor.
Yo, that game is fucking rough.
That was also bad, actually, there was no safe games.
Every game was high-res.
Yeah.
Yeah.
What's today?
Tuesday?
Oh my god, we had a rewind.
Rewind! Peter Rewind we didn't use!
Oh my god, no way.
It was lighting on the floor.
Who had it?
It was on the floor from the start.
I used one of the eggs.
Somebody threw it by the diamonds originally and then it was by Planko and I forgot about
it.
Oh.
GG.
Wow.
Planet Tuesday.
Alright guys, it's been fun.
Let me smoke my last cigarette.
I might run the shit.
I might run the solo.
Smoke my last cigar here.
It's been fun.
I might run the shit. I might run the solo smoke my last cigar here
Yeah, yeah off-stream
My sub-a-thon timer oh
Boy
Bro, there has to be a way to rigs and I was go you know how you got a bat and you're hitting me one time
Suzie
Yeah, do you think you could throw the bat into the planca machine and then the balls would roll towards where you
past of where the bat was like like angle it yeah but you could scam the game
which is kind of lame what are those crap dice you threw
yeah like you could throw them in there and fuck it up and then they roll off the bat right
okay surely one more surely one more just i'm really down for another but i would run one more
I'll run one more
You guys choose items I'm gonna sit put me in put me in limo
Guys I can't play with you anymore I need to go bowling
I'm gonna bring my balls and everything.
Joe get in the car or Lose it.
I'm grabbing them.
Let's go.
Yeah.
We might have a generational run here.
Okay, we need to use the OP this statue when we start we're going to go to the
We have to use this
We got the OP thing wait we have to use this together
together. Okay, we'll make sure you're max back. Ready? I'm going to count it down.
I'm going to count it down. Get on your wheels. Get ready. Max, max, max, ready.
raising in three two one raised come on Gary is a new pair of
I don't know if that counts.
Oh my god.
Fuck.
Well, that's not bad.
It's not bad, but it's not good.
Yo, Javen, I'm not telling you, Javen, no tracks...
y'all are for the forehacks are, are we?
....
y'all want to see the B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B...
Where is he? Where is he? Where is he?
Leave, leave, leave...
I didn't get a blag. I didn't get a blag yet, one second.
I'm playin' one more round.
Where are we at, where are we at? Speedrun, fuckin'...
Get the fuck out of the tail.
...
Well, I just want to play ahead.
I didn't get to play anything.
Just kidding, just kidding.
Bro is beardless.
Come on, guys, my face alone.
Speed running.
What day do you think there's any day that at full max is that?
Dude, dude, we got to bring them.
We got to bring that back into Planko.
And just get $10 million.
Bring that back.
Yeah, and then we just all spam.
We'll see.
We'll see where it goes.
Oh, my god, that would print.
I'll like the rewind thing and just like spam Planko
for a minute. No, it's a glitch. Planko, if you put the back in the the
Planko machine. Oh, I try to wedge it. Yeah, you could avoid the point.
What about the integrity of this game? No, we're running money. We're running money.
Dude, what do you mean? Shit. Good point.
We're folded immediately. I'm not gonna play good. Holy shit.
Yeah, maybe they should make their game unbreakable.
Alright, we're locked in, locked in. Straight in. Whatever, go by the shit and here we go.
Just in-game mechanics, pros.
Microphone, there's vodka, there's a mystery thing.
We need...
Yeah, we should...
Yeah, we should...
Hello?
What do you say?
Get 7 or 11 on first roll on street craps. I'm playing that game.
You got craps.
I love craps.
This is the longest I've been watching stream. Yep, gambling, did it, even for a viewer.
I'm coming, I'm coming.
It said that you could uh, it said if you use the bat to hit the jumps too, so
You can hit the dice
Like one person rolls and you just keep hitting it to land up right away
Uncrabbing
How do I see what's this on?
Roll the first one roll the first one
No, no, no, no, no, that like you did beyond traps
Roll the first one
Yeah, and then I just keep hitting it to take a six. I keep hitting the dice
Why would you hit till a six?
So like you roll that, but you don't get a six out of it.
Oh, it was a four. It was a four. You need a six.
Oh my god, wow, this is actually too cheap.
Yeah, but it's only for two acts, the six forever.
And it just moves on to that.
Very fun as well.
I feel like it's quicker to just roll, dude.
I agree.
I lost one.
That is so ass.
That is so ass.
That's right.
Double sixes.
Oh my god, he goes 16 and then I lose.
Oh
We go, we go, we go, we go, we go.
We go.
Fine.
Hey!
Come on!
Come on, we out.
Let's go.
I already bet, I already bet.
Dude.
But...
I mean you're relying on us.
Don't stop ruining my turn.
I need that one.
Let me throw one, let me throw one brother.
Bob said it's my turn on the craps.
16 or below the dealer has to continue.
Get a 3.
Get a 3 or I kill you.
I need that one.
Come on, we go.
How did that happen?
I don't know you some how one let's go. All right, okay. Well, let's get out of here. That's
Bobby
I don't know the blood John now that I don't have a beard like when we Lincoln person to be like rubber like a
Full hair to get like our cheeks together smooth cheeks is like I think I'll pass
You're not a dapper like our chin
Because neither of us have I don't have a beard anymore, so it's like a clean dad
a clean debt of what?
Our Chins.
What the hell are you talking about?
It's like a death in a ride from part there.
I mean,
Oh, you got a real bad change.
You're betting on me here.
You're betting on the S&P 500, you know?
You're just getting 100% in place.
I didn't bet.
I didn't bet.
I didn't bet.
I thought the S&P 500 was historically like.
All right, no.
All right.
Historically, one way.
If we're going to lose this,
it's going to be because of Chris.
You're betting on me.
It's consistent money.
If we lose this game, it's because of Chris. I'm just letting you guys know.
Okay, man.
No, don't, don't buy the gun.
Don't buy the gun.
In before sneak segment.
If you buy the gun, you're assuming we have low, we have low.
This is good.
Okay.
Now we're gonna buy the gun.
I think it's one.
I'm betting on Bitcoin in 2010.
No, betting on Bitcoin in 2010 is like Holy ball or move your billion in.
I'm more like having a raw fire.
right when when you're betting on me you're kind of betting on a Roth IRA it's
like setting you up for retirement you're like a roe player betting on a co-shrow
it's like consistent money but you're not gonna get it until you're like 59 and a half
where'd the gun we didn't buy a gun
Now.
Holy shit.
Press.
Press.
Press.
Press.
Press it again.
We're on 40K.
Exactly.
I want to see if we can get it up.
Yeah.
We're fucking going.
You got point one.
Maybe even again.
I'm trying to speedrun bruh 39k on that that was like a 4 4.7k bet and I choose it
Wow that was nuts I feel like we could immediately just go next quota
It's gonna go to like 40 something k it'll just make the margin whatever it is from where
you're at
losing it's investing okay you guys get that interesting all right now my mom
mindset no you should be like you see me constantly get back home chris mindset
don't say a millionaire knows mom should we do roles I'm I'm getting the time
machine I am getting inside time is broken you need a time machine every
every day of your life.
Dude, you can't bring a bat in.
I'm bringing a bat.
No, the bat is inside the, it's inside the-
At least you have a bat.
And one bat.
We need two.
The next one, wait.
There's a bat, there's a bat in here.
Okay, okay, okay, okay.
Sorry, listen to this.
This would be good.
We'll do the crash one with low bat.
Listen.
You're not going to get a plank out of the way.
No, don't do crash, bro.
Oh my god.
Crash is like the, Crash, we're going to lose all of our money on the crash.
We should go in, listen, listen, we should go in.
will be playing crash and then we time machine it after 60 seconds but nobody else nobody else do
anything because we don't want anybody to make profit and make nothing what do we want to go for
on crash we're gonna go for 10 to like 15 and on 10x there's no crash there's no crash oh my god
It's best
the finger bro okay one more you should redo it now we have no time we have
time just wait for this don't play do very very low bats
I'm gonna play the oh my god, the penguin game
I love how I can tell if it fucks up the burning money
I
Guys where'd our money go?
I don't know, I'm just like spam losing, now.
Bro, I just wanna hit a 10-ash.
That might be where I'm at.
No, I'm going to this game. This game's like surefire money, dude.
This game is surefire fucking money.
You just do this, and you bet fucking 1,500.
This is not something.
Press.
I stopped, bro. I stopped. I lost too much.
I don't know what I said, but we're gonna lose this game, press.
I did bad too bro.
Stop playing crash. Stop playing crash.
Get him to stop playing crash. Get him to stop playing crash.
Bro, he lost 15k.
I just know one's up.
I'm minus 7k bro.
I'm winning who's losing money still I just got a bunch back
Oh, this is really risky when I do this now.
He said he just got a bunch back and I just saw it in minus 5k.
There's one way to save this road, guys.
Don't fucking do it.
There's not, bro.
Hit him in the back.
Oh my god, he's playing for it.
There's one way!
You're welcome. You're welcome. I just saved your ass. I just saved your ass.
Not a ride, but we need the 10X.
You're such a fucking idiot. Good save. That was a good save, though.
It's a thousand.
You're the Crash Game Associate, dude.
It's so bad.
This is how you win a battle.
This is low key how we win a battle.
You need to fucking rip black, bro.
You don't rip black, bro.
You got to rip numbers.
It's a number where we're killing.
Oh my god!
This is how you win a battle.
Chris, stop.
Stop, Chris.
Same old!
You got that!
Chris, look at your odds compared to Joe's
on the scoreboard and stop.
That's not, that's, what are you, what are you?
You know, that works!
No, my turn.
No, I thought I'd bet nine times in that 19.
All right, I might have lost all the money
that I could get one.
Green!
He landed on green.
I think I just lost all the money that I had.
Okay.
He thought it was an ideal.
Ready?
Yeah.
I just want to hit number 10.
Go to 10.
Number 10, we are up so big.
We have no money.
We sell our body parts.
I wish.
What's the mystery?
Oh my god, it is so hard to scale in that game.
Oh my god we're all around spawned
You're fucked
That right fuck fucking weird
You're not a fear hunter either
Brother
I was there again
Bro I'm going why am I why am I waiting to go die
You're actually really smart dude
Really smart
I'm sitting there like oh I'm gonna go walk to my death now
Well
All right, well that was a really fun game. I'm down to run that back and yeah, yeah another day. I
Gotta get that fucking
You don't broke
Well, it was fun playing with y'all
I would be a good rest of your streams slash rest of your nights. Yes, okay, smile
Okay, smile. I love you again soon. Love you guys. Have a good night. Have a good night
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And also burn O transit
Friday's react a Saturday. I'm not live Sunday
early react a Monday
day, not live on Memorial Day.
Then Tuesday, Starros, into Forza Horizon 6 on the wheel.
Wednesday, we're going to try and finish Subnautica.
Maybe do 007 as well.
Thursday, next week, 007 could shift it.
And then night got pushed back to June.
Next Friday reacts.
And then I'm gone the 30th to the second post on YouTube.
I'm gone.
Then we're back.
June 5th, next Saturday's room for Shatterproof for heavy drug
addiction prevention.
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Zip, thank you for the five.
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