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Joe_Bartolozzi

05-21-2026 · 4h 49m

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[00:01:00] Hello everybody, bloody good!

[00:01:29] How is everybody doing on this fan fucking tastic Thursday everybody chat?

[00:01:34] It is a bit of a gamer day. We have a few things. We're doing today including

[00:01:40] What is the name of the game?

[00:01:42] At night Haunted ride. It's like a

[00:01:45] Hour hour and a half horror game. We're going to be playing that today

[00:01:49] as well as hopping on call with

[00:01:52] with Ron, Jinxie, and Dantez for Gamble with Your Friends and Liars Bar.

[00:01:59] That'll be fun. I know we just played Gamble with Your Friends like two days ago or three days ago,

[00:02:05] but it was a really fun game, and we got a new squad, so we're going to be running it back.

[00:02:10] So I think that'll be fun. Tomorrow, chat. I'm actually going to be live early.

[00:02:14] I'm going to be live at like 2.30. I know it's not the summer stream schedule yet,

[00:02:19] But I am going to see the movie obsession and I have to be done stream by like

[00:02:28] seven, seven thirty, but I'm gonna be live at like two thirty. So yeah. That's

[00:02:35] what we're going to be doing today. Here's the schedule all this week. This is

[00:02:39] what the schedule is. At night, haunted ride right now. Gamel with your friends

[00:02:43] liar, but Liars Bar later. Tomorrow it's a full react day, but I'm gonna be live

[00:02:46] early at like 2 30 Saturday. I'm not live. Sunday's a react day early at like noon. I'll probably be live for like four or five hours, probably like five hours. Maybe four and a half Sunday. That's the schedule Monday Memorial Day. I'm not live Tuesday next week. We're doing

[00:03:04] Soros and Forza Horizon 6.

[00:03:09] Wednesday next week is going to be finishing Subnautica 2,

[00:03:14] finally, done for that.

[00:03:15] I'm excited to see the ending of the early access.

[00:03:18] It's probably going to be semi-anticlimactic,

[00:03:21] because I know it's not like a true ending.

[00:03:23] It's more like just like a half ending for right now,

[00:03:27] while they're obviously working on the rest of the game.

[00:03:30] But we're going to finish Subnautica 2 Wednesday next week.

[00:03:32] Next Thursday, we're probably either doing a double duo's Brovy Bro.

[00:03:38] I might be doing 007.

[00:03:39] I might be doing a Wikipedia Speed Race against LUD.

[00:03:42] I have no idea what we're doing next Thursday yet.

[00:03:44] Next Friday's Reacts, and then I'm going the 30th to the second for four days.

[00:03:47] We're back running out stream right after that.

[00:03:49] The third of June, React Gamer Day.

[00:03:53] We're going to be doing a Try Not to Laugh coming up soon.

[00:03:56] That'll probably be like early June.

[00:03:57] Mid June, we're going to do a Gross Shot review.

[00:04:00] Throne and Sub only, chat's just spamming.

[00:04:02] I don't know, I'm just seeing emotes, ma'am.

[00:04:08] June 5th is going to be a charity stream for Shatterproof.

[00:04:11] We're going to be raising money for Shatterproof,

[00:04:13] which is a charity that helps prevent drug addiction

[00:04:17] and also help people that are currently

[00:04:19] dealing with a drug addiction.

[00:04:22] So I think that'll be a great charity to raise money for.

[00:04:24] We're going to be matching chat stone as up to 10K

[00:04:26] as per usual for Shatterproof.

[00:04:30] June 5th.

[00:04:31] Outside of that, we have a UV collab coming up.

[00:04:33] Kildos are collab coming up.

[00:04:36] Bunch of new games are coming out.

[00:04:37] Fucking killer bean.

[00:04:39] Shift at midnight got moved.

[00:04:41] It was supposed to drop next week.

[00:04:42] Now it's dropping like mid June.

[00:04:45] Airport security sucks.

[00:04:46] Another friend's off game.

[00:04:47] That's gonna be fun.

[00:04:47] So we got a lot of shit that we're going to be running soon.

[00:04:50] So I think it will be fun.

[00:04:53] But yeah, that's the schedule.

[00:04:54] Sorry, I'll take it out of Subolni.

[00:04:56] It's just like, I know what I'm saying.

[00:04:58] My schedule, I'm not interacting with you guys,

[00:05:00] But I'm, it's like we're five minutes into stream

[00:05:03] and there's people just spamming the same shit

[00:05:06] for like 20 seconds, bro.

[00:05:08] Like, come on.

[00:05:09] You're like this one kid, bro.

[00:05:10] Get him out of chat.

[00:05:12] Trevor, bro.

[00:05:13] You are not welcome, dude.

[00:05:15] Holy, what are you spamming, big dog?

[00:05:19] Fucking annoying.

[00:05:22] CRS, Shrek, Barbie, Alex, and first of all,

[00:05:24] over the sub, you Shrek, no, take it, the sub pre-work.

[00:05:27] Faded deputy for the sub.

[00:05:28] West, thank you for the 10 gifted subs.

[00:05:30] Thank you for the 10 gifted.

[00:05:32] Phil official, WV junk, Mugley, Kaz,

[00:05:35] Tooth, Lukey, and JoJo, thank you for the three.

[00:05:37] It's my 19th birthday, happy birthday.

[00:05:38] Seth, Shit, JD, and James, thank you for the sub.

[00:05:40] Gibles for the thousand buddies.

[00:05:42] Happy graduation, hope it goes well.

[00:05:44] Brain and Reel for the sub cap, and Garrett for the sub.

[00:05:46] Dylan and Soon, thank you for the sub.

[00:05:47] Izzy, JC, my name and JC for the sub.

[00:05:49] Our sixth, thank you for the thousand buddies.

[00:05:50] Reckon about the song, I'm not watching that right now.

[00:05:52] I'm sorry, buddy.

[00:05:52] Four and James, thank you for the sub.

[00:05:53] I don't really take song recommendations very much.

[00:05:55] Zoe and Charlie, thank you for the sub.

[00:05:56] There's an O take of the sub JD jet Carly so let's think of the sub. I'm jazz think of the three top five candies

[00:06:02] Hold up QV PRM. Destruct bonus contacts. No virtual CRS. Thank you for the sub again JD. This up as well chat

[00:06:10] top five candies

[00:06:13] No order because it's really hard to order them. It's really depending on mood top five candies are the candies that I'm bringing

[00:06:20] to the grave the ones that I could probably just eat in in repetition

[00:06:25] circularly for the rest of my life sour patch kids is on the list sour patch

[00:06:31] kids is probably one I'm not gonna rank them though Reese's Cups actually no I'm

[00:06:39] gonna delete Reese's Cups I'm gonna delete Reese's Cups and I'm going to

[00:06:42] replace it with a Reese's fast break I think I could eat Reese's fast breaks

[00:06:47] over Reese's Cups forever, I think it's the best Reese's, like, twist. If you've never had a Reese's

[00:06:55] Fast Break, next time you go to a gas station, fucking get one. Oh my god, I'm actually serious,

[00:07:00] it's the best candy bar that exists, in my opinion, and it's not even close. Like, let's get rid of

[00:07:06] that weird-ass PD&J Reese's shit. You've seen that shit? That is disgusting. Not disgusting,

[00:07:11] I've had one but they're just not good. Peanut butter and jelly Reese's. I don't want that.

[00:07:17] I'm here for the peanut butter and the chocolate. I'm not here for the jelly in my candy. That's

[00:07:23] just gross. Anyways, sour patch kids Reese's fast break. Damn, I mean like if I'm being honest,

[00:07:35] those are the only two candies I need. I could probably rip those and just have

[00:07:41] that was the rest of my life.

[00:07:43] But if I'm choosing other shit for the top five,

[00:07:50] sour skittles are probably there.

[00:07:53] I don't like regular skittles, but I

[00:07:55] think sour skittles are awesome.

[00:07:58] You see them every day in high school.

[00:08:01] There was a vending machine that sold them for $1.25.

[00:08:03] They were the regular packets, not the snack size.

[00:08:07] The ones that are like this, they weren't the box,

[00:08:10] but you would get them, it would be like a Halloween trick or treat version.

[00:08:13] I would eat one of those every day.

[00:08:15] Um, what else?

[00:08:19] I'm not going to lie.

[00:08:20] Starbursts would be on the lit.

[00:08:22] Can I throw starburst minis?

[00:08:25] That'll be four starburst minis because the starburst mini, I can eat them out of

[00:08:31] the bag and I also don't need to, um, unwrap them because they just come

[00:08:40] Pre unwrapped starburst minis for that reason if I could have regular starburst just unwrapped I would do that just because ease of use

[00:08:49] Nerds gummy clusters nerds gummy clusters are probably top 10, but they're not top five for me

[00:08:56] God what would be five I don't really know like if I don't really eat candy that much like if I'm eating candy

[00:09:03] I'm eating like one of three things and it's like the three that I landed on

[00:09:07] If I'm throwing sour patch kit, I could probably I mean is that lame if I throw a sour patch watermelon

[00:09:15] That's five if I already have sour pot. Oh, no, somebody said kick cats. I I will I will defer to a frozen Kit Kat

[00:09:24] Has to be frozen though butterfingers. Oh

[00:09:29] That's a good one I feel like Butterfinger all candies obviously like bad for you

[00:09:34] But oh obviously mr. Bees feasible feasible boss mr. Bees feasible boss

[00:09:41] In the collar gummies, they're gonna be my top five. Oh, and then Ryan Trayhans

[00:09:46] Right Trayhans. What's his what's it? What's it called joy ride?

[00:09:51] All right, no meaning though joy rides actually fire if you've never had joy ride

[00:09:55] I got I remember I saw it at Target and Brooke was like what is that and I was like, oh, that's Ryan Trayhans candy

[00:10:01] We're getting it. It was really good

[00:10:04] It was really good

[00:10:06] Like actually I wouldn't put it like top 10

[00:10:08] But it's a candy like if it was at a movie theater, I would buy it like that would be it's a it's such a movie snack

[00:10:15] Like this saw the strips. Oh

[00:10:18] They're good. They're good

[00:10:22] Now I couldn't put I couldn't put sour patch watermelon top five as well

[00:10:26] Just because I already have sour patch kids

[00:10:27] Maybe sour Mike and Ike's, but then I have three sour candies in my top five, but I love sour candy

[00:10:35] Barbie and SBD thinking of the subteach I have at the sub James to the thousand buddies

[00:10:38] Are you excited to see obsession bro?

[00:10:40] People are hyping it up so much that I'm like my bars through the roof and it better match it

[00:10:46] Phil thank you for the fifty hundred buddies Halloween Oreos

[00:10:49] Why Halloween Oreos Reese's airhead extremes M&M's and sour Skittles not M&M's, bro

[00:10:54] Yo, you know one actually that would be on the West, but I haven't had it in like six years because nowhere fucking sells anymore pretzel M&Ms

[00:11:05] They don't sell these anymore they they sell the fucking caramel ones and I'm like who the hell wants to eat fucking caramel

[00:11:15] Where are they

[00:11:17] I would eat like whole bags of those I just like pretzel because it's like salty and crunchy and chocolatey. Oh, it's everything

[00:11:30] Oh my god, I would eat like whole bags of those

[00:11:36] I'm just like pretzel because it's like salty and crunchy and chocolatey. Oh

[00:11:40] It's everything super burn avoid a dev

[00:11:44] Dvl Snyder reel and cave of a son

[00:11:47] Hey retro, baby. Thank you for the 10 get not 10 gift it's thank you for the 10k bitties

[00:11:52] What the fuck am I saying? Thank you for the 10k bitties. Hey retro, baby. Hey Jabar. It's been three months

[00:11:57] I've been in chat, life's been crazy, graduated,

[00:12:00] graduated high school tomorrow, congrats.

[00:12:02] I wanna say thank you for being my inspiration

[00:12:04] since I was in eighth grade, my oldest is much account,

[00:12:06] forgot the log in, been following since 21.

[00:12:08] Technically, you're genuinely my inspiration.

[00:12:10] I don't wanna say thank you so much.

[00:12:12] You don't know how much you've changed my life

[00:12:14] using this money to buy some weed.

[00:12:16] I'll definitely use the money to buy some weed.

[00:12:18] Thank you for the fucking 10K bitties.

[00:12:20] And congrats on graduating.

[00:12:21] I'm glad I've been able to help.

[00:12:23] Pay and thank you for the 1,100 bitties as well.

[00:12:26] Unhinge immature Isaac Nova and simply for the sub golden for the three you not to P. O boxes. No

[00:12:31] Ty CJ six JD jet ski a Jerome think of a sub they take it for the five gift

[00:12:36] It's I'm jazz they give it a three

[00:12:37] So it's for the sub they for the five gift is rock think of the three

[00:12:39] How do you perfect University got an engineering starting next year pretty nervous don't know how to prepare

[00:12:43] The only real thing that you can do is just fucking schedule and make sure that you're gonna be on top of your work

[00:12:48] Cronk and silent for the sub do all Tim Brackson for the sub W for the sub rock think of the five order 20

[00:12:53] Thanks to the large group here to watch all stream got poop and iron for the sub bushy for the sub

[00:12:56] Yes, thank you for the three. Have you considered uploading some of your philosophy chain channel reds to spotify as podcast?

[00:13:01] Yes, I'm actually working at that right now

[00:13:04] Because there is a slew of channels that reupload all my videos on Spotify and make a lot of money

[00:13:11] So I'm uploading I'm gonna start uploading my shit on Spotify

[00:13:16] Just so it's there and so it gives me the ability to copyright them

[00:13:20] So I'll thank you for the 500 bitties seller. Thank you for the five

[00:13:29] But yeah, all right chat seller thank you for the five cents

[00:13:32] We're about to hop into the game because I have to be on call we were gonna start at five, but I think jakesy's running late

[00:13:39] So we're gonna watch the obsession movie trailer

[00:13:42] Then we're gonna hop on at haunted or at night haunted ride

[00:13:45] Then I'm going to hop on call with Ron probably after a little bit and then we're going to do gamble with your friends

[00:13:50] Me, Jaycee, Ron and Dantez and then Liars bar

[00:13:54] As I said tomorrow, I'm going to be live a little bit early at like 2 30 not a little bit

[00:13:58] I'll be live early at 2 30 that is early

[00:14:00] But we're not switching to our summer stream schedule yet

[00:14:03] That won't be till like the second week of June real thing of the three you've ever played to area once

[00:14:07] Drizzy for the sub see you think of the fit five hundred, but he's playing RPG video session

[00:14:12] If you have any videos, you don't have to give them to play.

[00:14:14] But please don't request me to play anything else other than what we're doing today for today,

[00:14:19] because then you're probably going to get banned.

[00:14:21] Rock for the sub-sub-ass should be given the three.

[00:14:22] Top five beers.

[00:14:23] Buddy, I need to lock in right now.

[00:14:25] Top five beers, I'm going to rattle these off.

[00:14:27] No more top fives.

[00:14:28] If you ask me another top five, I'm not doing it.

[00:14:30] We need to get into what we're doing today because we are on a hard time stint, hard time lock chat.

[00:14:35] We have to be done the game that takes like an hour and a half, in an hour and a half.

[00:14:39] And I'm going to watch the obsession trailer.

[00:14:40] Top five beers.

[00:14:42] Sing Tao, Sing Tao, Chinese beer.

[00:14:47] If you are ever in any Chinatown,

[00:14:49] go into a bar and get a fucking Sing Tao.

[00:14:52] They have them everywhere.

[00:14:53] Any fucking, any bar in Chinatown sells a fucking Sing Tao.

[00:14:57] Every time I go there, they're amazing.

[00:14:59] Best beer, okay?

[00:15:01] And before you even tell me, oh, fucking Asahi,

[00:15:04] Japanese beer, get the fuck out of here.

[00:15:05] It's not even close.

[00:15:06] It pales in comparison to a Sing Tao.

[00:15:09] T S I T A T S I N G T A O sing towel. I used to call it shin shall I was wrong. Anyways, uh

[00:15:19] Sing towel not number one. It's just going to be top fives in no order bud wiser

[00:15:26] Gambling beer bud wiser

[00:15:29] Coors light

[00:15:31] That's a hard pick, Kona big wave, not the best tasting beer gets you fucked up, it's

[00:15:42] higher percentage.

[00:15:45] Number five, dinner beer yangling, A-test, thank you for the three, been watching for

[00:15:51] about three years now, really appreciate what you do, love watching your videos, you know

[00:15:54] I ever come on a trip, I'm on an ad, I'm a vod watcher, I want to say I love you, bro,

[00:15:56] I'm sorry that your chat could be immature, frustrating at times, no worries.

[00:15:59] So you two various get second hand embarrassment. Well, thank you for the three and I appreciate the support. Welcome to the stream

[00:16:04] Malibu to give it a three. Heineken on top. Yeah, can we ban that guy?

[00:16:08] Seal and wig for the stuff. Okay, buddy. Actually, I'm gonna remove hold up

[00:16:13] Hold up. Hold up. I'm changing my list because you saying Heineken was a horrible take

[00:16:17] But it remind me of a better beer to cut a to cut a Mexican beer

[00:16:22] How could I have a top five without a Mexican beer on the list to cut a light double lime?

[00:16:27] It's like drinking water, drinking water, not Modelo.

[00:16:31] Modelo's a close second though.

[00:16:33] Modelo's a close second, Corona overrated as fuck.

[00:16:36] Corona overrated as fuck.

[00:16:37] I had him on the cruise all the time.

[00:16:38] Horrible if I had a lime.

[00:16:40] All the other beers, you could drink a Modelo, no lime.

[00:16:42] You could drink a Takate, no lime.

[00:16:43] You could drink a Heineken, no lime.

[00:16:44] Heineken's a Dutch beer though.

[00:16:45] Anyways, drafter can either.

[00:16:50] I'm saying, oh, can beer is an entirely different story.

[00:16:54] Oh god, I have never even had a Singtow draft.

[00:16:57] I don't even know what that would be like.

[00:16:58] Singtow bottle is in my top five bottle or draft.

[00:17:02] It's just top five beer, right?

[00:17:05] Core's light can, not bad, not great.

[00:17:09] Middle of the road beer.

[00:17:11] Core's light draft, now we're cooking.

[00:17:14] Kona big wave, I'm gonna kick from the list.

[00:17:15] That's number six.

[00:17:16] I can't have like an IPA on the list.

[00:17:18] That's just lame.

[00:17:19] I

[00:17:21] Ciccate on there yingling on there somebody said angry orchard kick that guy

[00:17:27] Yo, what's the shape of Italy pal?

[00:17:29] Angry orchard. That's not a fucking beer

[00:17:33] What about angry orchard, what about apple cider apple cider, that's not fucking beer

[00:17:41] What?

[00:17:43] What about angry orchard brother? There's apples on the can now now bush apple

[00:17:49] Bush Apple now Bush Apple might make top five, but that's a that is a that is a temporary beer

[00:17:57] The temporary beer, I don't know if that counts

[00:18:01] Bush Apple oof go to

[00:18:05] Bapples bapples are pretty good Bush Peach not nearly as good Bush Peach good until you're on your fifth one

[00:18:12] And it starts tasting a little like vomit

[00:18:14] Not a big fan of Bush Peach

[00:18:16] Let us think of the three finish my exam final watch your dreams after months first. Thank you the three

[00:18:20] I want to say you're the best get me through a depression. Thank you

[00:18:22] I WX they give it a three and I hope you're all right watching three years from out to twitch

[00:18:26] Help me through depression mental health point where I wanted to end it all

[00:18:28] I'm glad that you're still here, man. I'm hoping you get the help you need

[00:18:31] Rock thank you for the sub job of the sub to take of the three Miller highlight is the best our sex

[00:18:35] Thank you for the three

[00:18:36] Corona is the best you done fuck waffle take it with a raid wig and see all you think of the sub now

[00:18:39] I think of the three chat. Please don't send bitch right now. We got a lock-in. Let's fucking go

[00:18:43] We're watching Obsession Trailer then we gotta hop into a game. Let's go lock in. Type lock in. JJ to the sub.

[00:18:49] Obsession Trailer. I'm so excited to see this movie. I know it's already out. I don't give a fuck. I haven't seen the trailer yet.

[00:18:56] Also, I love the director.

[00:18:59] Funny sketch comedy writer.

[00:19:02] Did you ever actually like flirted with Nikki?

[00:19:06] I'll come with you. If she means this much to you.

[00:19:09] Can I know if she does?

[00:19:11] to say, Nicky, I think we should grab a drink sometime.

[00:19:16] Nicky, wait.

[00:19:17] I was gonna ask you, um...

[00:19:19] What?

[00:19:21] I... I lost my train of thought.

[00:19:23] Oh, shutting out.

[00:19:24] Hi.

[00:19:25] Good night.

[00:19:26] Well, why?

[00:19:32] One wish well.

[00:19:33] What is he, spark the middle and break in half?

[00:19:37] You'll get one wish.

[00:19:39] I wish Nikki for you loving her than anyone in the entire world.

[00:19:46] Is she gonna be like obsessively creepy?

[00:19:56] I love you so, so, so, so, so much.

[00:20:01] I love only the branch of a willow tree, good concher.

[00:20:09] It's weird. Oh fuck

[00:20:13] Cuz if if she loves you more than anything like that much more than anything bro

[00:20:18] She ain't gonna want to do anything but stare at you, bro

[00:20:23] You guys want to watch a movie together she don't care about the film

[00:20:28] You going somewhere she has to be there. Oh, so it's like it's like stalker obsession yandere

[00:20:34] It's like yeah, no literally it's like stalker obsession, but worse

[00:20:39] How are you two are dating all of a sudden?

[00:20:41] Like super dating.

[00:20:43] Wait, do I know what yandere means?

[00:20:46] What the fuck does yandere mean?

[00:20:51] Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Obsessive to the point of violence.

[00:20:55] I think the game is going through something.

[00:20:59] Like, what? Is she okay?

[00:21:01] No.

[00:21:03] Jeez, what kind of stuff is he put on her?

[00:21:09] HAHAHAHAHAHA

[00:21:27] Nicky?

[00:21:30] Is she becoming like a monster though, or is she just like obsessively crazy? I feel like she's like becoming like demented

[00:21:39] Bro people have been glazing this movie so bad saying it's literally a top like a top film of all time for them

[00:21:49] They're saying recency bias, but it's like the best horror film, so I need to watch them

[00:21:58] Why is he covered in sweat

[00:22:00] I love you! I love you!

[00:22:07] I was calling to see if there's a way I can cancel a wish.

[00:22:11] I'm sorry, we don't really do that.

[00:22:13] So she's just stuck like this forever?

[00:22:16] All I can mean is learn to live.

[00:22:18] As long as I live?

[00:22:23] See? Well, you could just kill her.

[00:22:31] Then he's kind of a shitty guy, you know, well not kind of but

[00:22:38] Cuz he's as long as you're alive off fucker than I have to die or

[00:22:43] You know, but here's the problem is he's a horrible person

[00:22:48] Cuz he like made a wish well, I don't is he a bad person for that

[00:22:53] I don't know

[00:22:54] Like if you break something that you think is just gonna make somebody love you like it was harmless

[00:23:00] You know in what he did was bad, but do you think he knew like oh when I snap this

[00:23:06] She's gonna fall madly in love with me and go insane

[00:23:09] No, he was just hoping that she would have like a crush on him and like love him like

[00:23:17] So I

[00:23:19] Think like the action itself is fucked cuz like he basically ruined her life, but

[00:23:26] He didn't mean to

[00:23:28] Like I doubt bro if some random guy give me a wish stick and I broke that shit and wish for something

[00:23:35] No part of you thinking it's actually gonna fucking come true. You know what I mean? I'm gonna be like yeah, okay, buddy

[00:23:42] Yeah, okay. Yeah, here's five dollars. I'll take your fucking wish stick like and you're just gonna wish for something

[00:23:48] And then it actually happens. It's like I feel like it's like an ignorance thing, you know

[00:23:54] It's like he's blamed but he's not like a horrible being

[00:24:00] But if he killed her

[00:24:04] Do you think she'd revert if he died or would then she just like died too

[00:24:11] He's really bad why haven't seen the food I haven't seen movie so

[00:24:17] Jack thinking of a sub Muffin yam price Nick Josie a post 10 one Josie JJ taking this up

[00:24:24] Romeo and Juliet type ending a

[00:24:27] Lot more grim Romeo and Juliet was like a poison they wake up. They're like oh your dad

[00:24:32] That turns out there asleep. Whereas this one's like you made a wish stick

[00:24:37] So you made it you wished something on a wish stick

[00:24:39] It came true to the point of being like genie level dark magic bad of

[00:24:44] Like oh this person's actually gonna kill you they're so obsessed with you

[00:24:48] for a 70 just spoiled movie. I hate you. Ah, you're banned. And you're banned. And you're

[00:25:02] banned. I just saw that. You fucker. Mmm. The cloud internal, the sub, jack and loop muffin

[00:25:11] to the sub. Yup, and now I'm gonna get back at you, buddy. Thanos dies. Iron Man dies

[00:25:20] in endgame. Just so you know. Iron Man dies. He's dead. I'll come back.

[00:25:35] Doofus, thank you for the three.

[00:25:39] What do you think for H&M when he said,

[00:25:41] every deep-finger is more afraid of being underserved

[00:25:43] than being misunderstood?

[00:25:45] I have no idea.

[00:25:47] I'm sorry, I can't get into a philosophical talk right now.

[00:25:50] We have to beat this game within an hour.

[00:25:53] We're locking in, chat.

[00:25:56] No philosophical questions right now.

[00:25:59] We can't get off topic.

[00:26:00] Why do you spoil it?

[00:26:06] What's another spoiler?

[00:26:10] Rachel and Ross fall in love in friends.

[00:26:13] Ross cheats on Rachel, but they're technically on a break, so Ross thinks that he's not actually

[00:26:17] cheating, whereas Rachel still holds that grudge.

[00:26:21] What is it haunted something what's the name of the I don't know the name of the game haunted

[00:26:34] something midnight rye haunted haunted mine cart midnight rye haunted mine my name is

[00:26:47] I came across a job posting online maintenance technician at one of the company's branches.

[00:26:54] They called the Haunted Mine Ride.

[00:26:56] I'd just been laid off by saving for nearly gone.

[00:26:59] Still, I felt relieved.

[00:27:01] At least I could finally start making money again.

[00:27:04] We'll do my best.

[00:27:06] I'm on exchange game category for an I-oh, Haunted Mine Ride.

[00:27:11] I'm working at the Haunted Mine Ride.

[00:27:13] I just got here.

[00:27:14] That's the way I leave.

[00:27:15] Do I have any co-workers? Oh, are you? Hello! Sir, I'm so excited to start on the...

[00:27:24] Oh, you look like a gnome. Hey, I was hired to do maintenance for the tracks here. There's

[00:27:30] a grand opening tomorrow, right? I'm here for the job.

[00:27:34] Great. Finally. I'm gonna explain your job so you can get to it right away. As you can

[00:27:43] see around you this is a haunted mine ride the grand opening's tomorrow so

[00:27:47] tonight is just a test run you have to ride the car just if you were one of the

[00:27:52] guests there's anything not functioning you fix it are there gonna be other

[00:27:56] workers well there's also the assistant he could help you find what it is or

[00:28:01] what is and what isn't working properly so it's essential to operate with him

[00:28:07] he's a great assistant he does one hell of a job at keeping your company that's

[00:28:11] for sure you're not gonna come with us no no I can't even if I wanted to and I

[00:28:19] don't even want to okay saying it how it is man all right I appreciate that

[00:28:25] I respect it we've been affected by a shorted horse of workers so I'm acting

[00:28:29] as your supervisor like a paid double you know do the chores yeah yeah if you

[00:28:35] managed to avoid them. Then, well, don't worry about it. Just make sure to look

[00:28:41] around you and be vigilant. Just in case. Case will show you the way from here.

[00:28:48] Case. Case, the assistant. Are you blind? He's right next to me. Huh?

[00:28:56] Who the fuck is case?

[00:29:00] He's right next to me, buddy. He's not right. Nobody's next to me. Where's he going?

[00:29:07] Am I supposed to be following him? Can you give me a headland?

[00:29:18] What is happening?

[00:29:25] Am I supposed to interact with him? Okay.

[00:29:28] I can't find him!

[00:29:30] I looked everywhere, I still can't find him.

[00:29:33] You walked like ten paces straight and then turned around.

[00:29:39] Everywhere except there.

[00:29:41] Can you go find him?

[00:29:43] What does he look like?

[00:29:44] A little chubby.

[00:29:46] Wait, is this supposed to be K-Zell?

[00:29:49] He's got an orange birthmark on his face.

[00:29:52] Please use the cart and bring him back here.

[00:29:55] Oh, I almost forgot.

[00:29:57] Go where you work, uniform. You'll find it in the closet near the desk.

[00:30:00] Come back when you're done. I can check if the helmet's untight enough.

[00:30:08] Got my work uniform on. Got that hard hat ready.

[00:30:13] You look like a proper ride mechanic now.

[00:30:16] That helmet light is especially useful around here.

[00:30:20] Plus F. Now please go find him.

[00:30:22] Alright, so we're looking for a fat guy named Kase.

[00:30:25] With an orange birthmark.

[00:30:27] How do I work? Oh, I just... Oh, it just goes.

[00:30:32] Well, it seems fucking fairly straightforward.

[00:30:38] And this is like an amusement park, right?

[00:30:43] I'm just making sure everything's working. This isn't an actual mine shaft.

[00:30:50] AHHHHH!

[00:30:51] Oh my god, you're just a regular ass, touchy.

[00:30:56] Okay, I'm understanding it now, that doesn't scare me anymore.

[00:31:02] I didn't think there would be anything.

[00:31:04] I don't think there would be anything that close.

[00:31:09] It's like so dark.

[00:31:12] This would be actually a good idea for a fucking Haunted Maze Ride.

[00:31:15] We're not a hundred mazes, right? A hundred and quite, not haymime, but nine-car ride.

[00:31:25] I'm actually starting to freak out a little bit.

[00:31:29] What are those buttons, dude?

[00:31:42] What the fuck is that? What the fuck is that thing over there?

[00:31:44] That was like holding, it was like holding, it was like holding a mask up to like hide itself.

[00:31:52] These mommies.

[00:31:56] Oh, don't stop. Oh, no, don't stop.

[00:32:00] Uh-oh. What's that noise?

[00:32:14] Oh my god, is somebody saying help?

[00:32:18] It might be a meow.

[00:32:20] Like a cat?

[00:32:28] Maybe it's a tree frog.

[00:32:29] Oh no, it's a cat.

[00:32:32] Oh, that is a really fat cat.

[00:32:34] Oh, is this case?

[00:32:37] Orange birthmark.

[00:32:38] Oh, is this case?

[00:32:40] I mean, he has an orange birthmark on his face.

[00:32:44] is a little chubby. You get to put on chalcos. The hell is this supposed to be a money? I'm

[00:32:53] gonna poke it. Oh, it's just a problem. Anyways, I have to get this good boy back to the reception.

[00:33:04] So should I get back in the mine cart? Dude, what was the... there was something

[00:33:08] Did you see that? There's something standing behind one of these.

[00:33:16] Oh no, I'm starting to freak the fuck out. It is so dark in here.

[00:33:20] Let's get back to my cart. I have the cat with me. The cat has nine lives, he'll save me.

[00:33:24] That's the wrong leg. Wait, why not? Oh my god, no, if we go back and he's not there.

[00:33:32] And why does the cat have one red eye? Okay, he's still there.

[00:33:38] If that a prop or a fucking monster, like, I can't tell, that's why you can't eat bread

[00:33:54] meat.

[00:33:55] What a horrible disc.

[00:33:56] Actually, nothing to do with what we're talking about right now.

[00:33:58] I mean, like, let's just, like, wedge in- oh, let's just wedge that in at any moment

[00:34:02] we can.

[00:34:03] That's why you can't eat bread meat, okay?

[00:34:06] Okay. What the fuck does that have to do with anything that we're talking about right now?

[00:34:12] Have you ever been to Serbia? No.

[00:34:17] Have you ever been to Sri Lanka? No. Have you ever been to Bangladesh? No. Have you ever been to Albania? No.

[00:34:24] This is where like, chatters in niche countries start asking me, they're my opinion on their country.

[00:34:30] Thoughts on Moldova?

[00:34:34] Thoughts on Croatia?

[00:34:36] Thoughts on Bosnia. I'm just just wondering.

[00:34:40] Wait, where's the guy?

[00:34:41] Oh, he's right here.

[00:34:45] Thank you for bringing him back.

[00:34:47] So, as I was saying, I want you to take case and get started.

[00:34:52] Before that, there's a guidebook on the top of the desk. Take it and come back to me.

[00:35:00] What the fuck was that?

[00:35:02] Wear safety gear, ride the mine cart, hiss, equal something's wrong, and stop.

[00:35:07] Oh, so the cat senses problems? Locate and fix issues if you encounter any living beings other than your assistant?

[00:35:14] Do not engage. Okay.

[00:35:16] ANZIE! Thank you for the 20 gifted subs! Thank you for the 20 gifted surjack feeling for the sub limit.

[00:35:23] Let's thank you for the rate, PRX, price, and witness. Thank you for the sub kill. Thank you for the 3.

[00:35:26] Uh, could he just use another bar and make another wedge?

[00:35:28] A and T, they give the sub-word to the sub-duper, they give the three.

[00:35:31] A and T, they give the 20 gift-ins.

[00:35:34] How about I go back?

[00:35:34] Oh.

[00:35:36] Well, I read the manual.

[00:35:38] The guide is essential to doing your job.

[00:35:41] You'll need it.

[00:35:41] Don't forget to check it from time to time.

[00:35:44] You can first have to be the guide anywhere.

[00:35:46] Now that you have case, how about you go for the test run and see if you can find anything wrong?

[00:35:50] By the way, my name is William Mines.

[00:35:52] Call me Mr. Mines.

[00:35:56] I don't think I'm gonna call your bitch ass Mr. Mines.

[00:35:59] Why you always facing me?

[00:36:01] What you got behind you, big dog?

[00:36:03] Weird drawstring bag? What's in there?

[00:36:08] Let's go.

[00:36:11] You can call me Mr. Mines.

[00:36:13] What a jackass, right?

[00:36:15] What a jackass, right, Case?

[00:36:17] Fucking idiot.

[00:36:21] You'll keep me protected, though.

[00:36:22] I'm hearing a loud beeping noise, but I don't know if that's the mind card or what.

[00:36:29] They said, do not engage with any-

[00:36:31] AHH!

[00:36:32] Oh my god, that just got me the first time.

[00:36:34] That just got me the fucking first time.

[00:36:41] This game is gonna go terribly wrong.

[00:36:46] Like I don't know what- if like you do not engage, like run away, like what if a living

[00:36:50] This is moving way too slow as well. What if something strikes chasing us?

[00:36:57] Like this is sort of freaky to fuck out badly. Like we're going way too slow.

[00:37:04] Like I wish there was like an e-brake or not an e-brake like a gas pedal, but I can't.

[00:37:10] I'm just gonna stare at K.

[00:37:16] Great, now the car's not moving anymore. I can't run a ride like this. I need to avoid

[00:37:19] the wheels. I just want to go back on foot and ask Mr. Mines for help. Are we fucking serious?

[00:37:30] My mother fucker's still there. Just sprint it. Just fucking sprint it. Just fucking sprint it.

[00:37:37] Don't turn back. Full cock corners. If I see something living, ignore it.

[00:37:41] Fully ignoring anything living.

[00:37:46] We're almost back.

[00:37:48] This is a short mine car ride.

[00:37:50] Oh my god, don't tell me Mr. Mines is gone.

[00:37:54] Oh, he's right there.

[00:37:56] So how'd it go?

[00:38:01] Wheels are stuck.

[00:38:03] Pretty sure I oiled them earlier today.

[00:38:06] You're going after oil them again.

[00:38:08] And you'll find some oil in the locker on top shelf.

[00:38:13] Bro, so I have to get out in WD-40 this

[00:38:15] every single fucking time?

[00:38:18] So even if there's not a problem,

[00:38:19] I have to get out of the car and fuck at WD-40 to wheels.

[00:38:23] If case goes missing again, I'm gonna freak out.

[00:38:25] He's like the only thing he didn't even say during this.

[00:38:30] Like as dumb as that sounds,

[00:38:31] having like an NPC character with me makes me feel safer.

[00:38:34] Hold that scared me.

[00:38:36] Where the fuck is the car?

[00:38:38] Oh, don't tell me the case is gone. Oh, he's there.

[00:38:42] Oh, he's there.

[00:38:48] I think that's enough.

[00:38:49] The cart should be able to move now. Let's go.

[00:38:52] Fucking rep it. Let's go, case.

[00:38:55] Full steam ahead!

[00:39:08] According to the guide of cases, something's wrong. Let me check all the scary props. Yo,

[00:39:22] I'm immediately checking this fucking thing. Bro, that's real.

[00:39:29] What? What was that? But it's gone. Bro, so now there's just like a fish man that's

[00:39:43] gonna be constantly looking for me? Looks like it's missing a fuse. I saw one of the reception.

[00:39:50] Reception all the way back at the fucking beginning? What is this shit going back and

[00:39:55] forth every fucking time? Yeah, go fast, go fast, go fast, go fast, go fast. Oh my god,

[00:39:58] I was going so much quicker on the way back.

[00:40:01] Why can't the ride go this speed all the time?

[00:40:06] Is it the lubed up meals?

[00:40:09] Oh my God, what if Mr. Mines gets eaten by the fish pan?

[00:40:16] And then it's just me and Case down here.

[00:40:25] I'm pretty sure there's the fuse in the locker.

[00:40:28] I don't know if I should talk to Mr. Mines.

[00:40:35] I'm gonna talk to him.

[00:40:36] I can't talk to him, he's just gonna stare at me.

[00:40:40] No prompt to interact.

[00:40:43] What the fuck was that thing?

[00:40:45] Oh my God, look, now we're chugging along.

[00:40:49] Like this is the speed that I wanted to mine first.

[00:40:52] Ah!

[00:40:55] Like it's gonna get me, it's gonna get me,

[00:40:58] It's gonna get me every time.

[00:40:59] It's gonna, I swear to God, it's gonna get me every time.

[00:41:03] All right, bro, because I get full distracted

[00:41:06] and I'm talking about,

[00:41:07] like I'm actively talking about the,

[00:41:09] oh my God, I'm talking no stop.

[00:41:11] This game is so stupid.

[00:41:13] This is like the fucking dumbest shit ever.

[00:41:15] I'm, bro, and that will take a character.

[00:41:18] I can't do this.

[00:41:19] I actually can't do this.

[00:41:20] Just throw it in there, throw it in there, throw it in there.

[00:41:23] Care to spare a dollar, and a single mother of seven babies.

[00:41:47] Hmm. Well, it seems more like a new problem. Uh, sorry, I don't have any money on me.

[00:41:55] Oh, I take cash, I've been- Oh, sorry, I don't have- Sorry, I don't have-

[00:41:59] Oh, what about Apple Pay- Oh, sorry, I actually have the same time galaxy.

[00:42:02] Oh, I take- Oh, no, I don't have a bank account.

[00:42:08] I don't even take- I don't even take like food stamps or EB- Oh, no, I don't have that either.

[00:42:12] I actually live off the land. Oh, I take food- Oh, I don't have any food.

[00:42:17] Seven babies!

[00:42:20] I don't know if that'll offend her.

[00:42:24] Seven baby kittens.

[00:42:26] Wait, why am I using this remind voice?

[00:42:28] Seven baby kittens.

[00:42:30] Let me take care of case and I'll feed him with the money.

[00:42:34] Who are you?

[00:42:36] I'm a mother of seven baby kittens.

[00:42:38] I already know that.

[00:42:40] Fine, enjoy your stay.

[00:42:42] You are fucking creepy!

[00:42:47] Just go, just go, don't even turn around, don't even...

[00:42:57] I'm not, I'm not...

[00:43:01] What was that?

[00:43:03] Why did he make that noise?

[00:43:10] Bro, if the second we come back and Mr. Mines is not here, I'm actually having a panic attack.

[00:43:21] Like that is, I need this guy here.

[00:43:25] I saw a woman cut nice one.

[00:43:29] That's going to boost the sales with it being a haunted mine, you know?

[00:43:32] I'm being serious even better. Let's go see this person you claim exists. Oh my god

[00:43:38] Mr. Bynes is gonna come with me and they're not gonna be there. You see I think I'm insane

[00:43:50] Is this what you were talking about? I don't have time for your crap. She was right here. I swear

[00:43:58] Yeah, she's a ghost

[00:44:00] Come on now you're too old to know that you're old enough to know that ghosts

[00:44:04] and the buggy man don't exist. If they exist well I guess we got ourselves a

[00:44:09] scare actor that's willing to work for free. I'll head back now you get back to

[00:44:13] work enough excuses.

[00:44:18] I guess all I can do is get back to work.

[00:44:21] Me and Case on the job yet again. Deeper into the mines this is as far as we've gone.

[00:44:29] Oh, fuck this.

[00:44:32] Stone cold. Stone cold. I'm not getting scared.

[00:44:51] Skeleton, don't like that.

[00:44:55] Oh my god, Chase almost just jump-scared me.

[00:44:57] Oh my god.

[00:45:02] Hanging guy.

[00:45:05] Oh those lights are eyeballs.

[00:45:08] Oh my god.

[00:45:17] Bro, it's staring at me.

[00:45:20] Nah, it is getting way too dark.

[00:45:25] Don't hiss! Don't hiss!

[00:45:30] The knights are blocking the way.

[00:45:32] In case it was hissing, I need to go do something here.

[00:45:36] Motherfucker, why don't you just keep your mouth shut, you piece of shit, look at your lights hanging over the fucking edge.

[00:45:41] I bet you're shitin' all over the fucking path on the ride.

[00:45:47] Hey guys, you mind like unblocking this or... oh no.

[00:45:51] Wait, that looks just like the real woman.

[00:45:56] How do I get them to not lock the pass?

[00:46:01] You'll get that.

[00:46:03] Not it doesn't appear to do anything.

[00:46:13] That's the fucking guy!

[00:46:16] I hate it.

[00:46:21] Just go, just go, just go, just go, just go, just go, just go, just go, just go, just

[00:46:34] go.

[00:46:35] Don't even fucking think about it.

[00:46:36] Just get in.

[00:46:37] Just get in and leave.

[00:46:38] I don't even know if that was an endo or what the fuck that was.

[00:46:41] I'm gonna move when I wasn't.

[00:46:44] See, that's the woman right there.

[00:46:46] She's fucking acting like she's a mummy!

[00:46:50] I feel like I'm getting scared by the parts of the game that shouldn't scare me.

[00:47:10] We have the fucking density with Kase on the fucking front end.

[00:47:33] That's a real ass human.

[00:47:48] You're going to die.

[00:47:51] Awesome.

[00:47:52] Totally sick.

[00:47:53] Totally sick.

[00:47:54] W call line.

[00:47:55] W, W, W, W tagline.

[00:47:56] Don't tell me he moves towards me.

[00:47:57] I need to do something.

[00:47:58] I need to do something.

[00:47:59] I need to do something.

[00:48:00] I need to do something.

[00:48:01] I need to do something

[00:48:09] What do you mean I need to do something

[00:48:14] Why does it look like he's holding his deck?

[00:48:21] I can't go over there. What am I supposed to do?

[00:48:27] They're fucking falling over

[00:48:31] I didn't know that. I should check it before going back to the car.

[00:48:39] Hey, what did he say I needed to check before going back to the car?

[00:48:43] The porta-potty over here?

[00:48:47] Oh my god, am I going to have to hide in here at some point?

[00:48:50] Why is there a porta-potty halfway through the ride?

[00:48:54] And then there's Dracula.

[00:48:56] Huh? I think the fog machine's not working. Probably needs more fog juice.

[00:49:00] I should head back and find some.

[00:49:02] Oh, yeah, let's go back-

[00:49:03] OHHHHH! Where'd the guy go? Where'd the creepy guy go?

[00:49:07] Oh, the creepy guy's gone and there's a fucking fat-ass Toots on Boulder fucking block in the path back!

[00:49:13] Oh, awesome! I'm pretty sure that wasn't there when I came by, and oh, shit!

[00:49:17] This is the worst main character ever.

[00:49:19] Maybe Mr. Mines can hear me if I shout loud enough.

[00:49:22] I don't really want to go back for nothing.

[00:49:24] Who was that?

[00:49:26] Stupid, stupid.

[00:49:52] That was Chapter Zero.

[00:49:58] The heck was that? Did I imagine that? How am I gonna get back?

[00:50:01] This is our god case. Let's go to the reception. The only way is forward.

[00:50:04] How am I gonna connect to the loop after all?

[00:50:08] Fucking chapter. That was the intro of the game.

[00:50:12] Fuck off!

[00:50:15] Why are we going so slow now?

[00:50:17] Oh my god, please, do you need a fucking snack coming in all the way?

[00:50:24] Dude, we are going so slow.

[00:50:27] Keep the hat in my hand.

[00:50:30] I'm gonna rip off- oh god, this looks like some creepy shit.

[00:50:36] If you hiss, if you- if you fucking dare hiss in front of this haunted ass house, I swear to fuck, Tase.

[00:50:45] Keep going.

[00:50:47] Keep going.

[00:50:52] Who's knocking? Oh, another hanging body, lovely. Lovely.

[00:50:56] Oh, Walter White's man, how sweet.

[00:50:59] Oh!

[00:51:02] No!

[00:51:06] Oh my god, there was a person! I'm getting hungry.

[00:51:09] Maybe there's food in the house. I'll get K something to eat.

[00:51:12] Any cat food will do the job. Oh, you fucking bitch.

[00:51:15] Yeah, yeah, I know you're gonna fucking eat my ass later, aren't you, buddy?

[00:51:19] That big-ass mouth of yours.

[00:51:22] Me and Case Food.

[00:51:24] Where do you guys have cat food?

[00:51:26] Cat food. We'll give it to Case, I need to put it in a bowl.

[00:51:28] Should be one in the house.

[00:51:30] I fucking hate this jackass, he's gonna be gone at some point.

[00:51:36] What the fuck is this?

[00:51:40] Nah, I'm actually crazy.

[00:51:42] Why is this here? Why is all this here?

[00:51:44] I just don't understand.

[00:51:46] It's a random jumble of stuff.

[00:51:48] Where did they say there was a pole?

[00:51:50] In the house?

[00:51:53] There's a house over here?

[00:51:56] Oh, no.

[00:52:01] Where's the pole?

[00:52:05] She's fucking fat-ass.

[00:52:06] It wasn't a potato.

[00:52:12] Should be one in the house.

[00:52:13] There has to be a pole here?

[00:52:18] I didn't know I could open drawers

[00:52:23] How did case get right here? He is fat as shit. I didn't even know what something is

[00:52:28] I want to make something for myself check the other cans find something I'm not like

[00:52:31] Corn and I really out of options

[00:52:34] No label account what's inside not gonna risk it

[00:52:38] Potato can't eat that

[00:52:40] Port beans looks appetizing, tuna, not really, honestly I'm not in the mood for anything

[00:52:48] canon can't go wrong with eggs so I'll put one on the pit, is that an egg?

[00:52:53] This is an egg?

[00:52:54] How big of an, what is this an ostrich egg?

[00:52:58] Don't tell me there's a real fucking like fetus in here.

[00:53:01] Okay, I'll look around while it's puss.

[00:53:08] Oh, fuck no, there's a butcher's knife right there.

[00:53:21] Why is there... is he getting bigger?

[00:53:26] I feel like he's actively...

[00:53:33] Oh, fuck.

[00:53:37] He's getting larger.

[00:53:40] Like the cat's like three times the size

[00:53:42] it was on the fucking thing.

[00:53:43] Got him full, that was a lot.

[00:53:45] Continue the ride now, Chase.

[00:53:46] Oh, he's gone.

[00:53:47] Fuck off, fuck off, fuck off, fuck off, go.

[00:53:51] Just keep going forward, just keep going forward.

[00:53:53] See the door, everything.

[00:53:55] Ah, I think they just like miss,

[00:53:58] I think they misrepresented how large he was.

[00:54:02] I'm not too.

[00:54:05] I'm just gonna look back.

[00:54:06] I don't want to stop here. This looks like a terrible place to stop.

[00:54:18] Oh my god, can it get any fucking darker?

[00:54:36] I'm not looking I had a walk

[00:54:47] There's a mummy, Dracula, is he going to say something, no.

[00:54:57] Okay, this is like really demented.

[00:55:03] Everyone's dead.

[00:55:04] Are those people with brains as faces?

[00:55:09] I don't like this game. I don't like, I don't like this game at all. Like they're just distracting

[00:55:22] me with like weird fucking art and shit, like whatever the fuck this is. Oh my god.

[00:55:27] Let's go.

[00:55:57] Like it's behind me?

[00:56:02] Yo.

[00:56:07] Nah.

[00:56:09] Yeah, it was like a live camera feed.

[00:56:14] I'm only...

[00:56:16] There's somebody in front of me, but I don't want to turn around.

[00:56:19] Okay.

[00:56:21] Just pick up the pace.

[00:56:22] Pick up the pace.

[00:56:23] Pick up the pace.

[00:56:24] Pick up the pace.

[00:56:25] Go quicker!

[00:56:26] Go quicker!

[00:56:27] Please, dude.

[00:56:28] Holy shit, what the fuck is behind us?

[00:56:32] The guy's cardboard cut-out, she's touching his tent for the entire time.

[00:56:36] Go!

[00:56:38] Knock again with the mummy, mummy doesn't scare me.

[00:56:49] Oh, roadblock!

[00:56:50] Oh yeah, what if he hit his case?

[00:56:52] I never would've thought.

[00:56:53] Gates closed.

[00:56:54] I just need to do something!

[00:56:55] Oh no!

[00:56:57] Awesome! Awesome! One more!

[00:57:08] To my future self, the DAPEs keep closing on their own, it's driving me insane.

[00:57:11] I just opened the gates, but I'm sure it will close later on their own, so I had decided to document how to open them here.

[00:57:16] The bad combination is- wait, what? Shit, I forgot what it was. I only remembered when my wife was watching me changed.

[00:57:21] What?

[00:57:22] Oh my god, do you think I've worked here before?

[00:57:27] Oh.

[00:57:28] Oh.

[00:57:29] Oh.

[00:57:30] Oh.

[00:57:31] Oh.

[00:57:32] Oh.

[00:57:33] Oh.

[00:57:34] Oh.

[00:57:35] Oh.

[00:57:36] Oh.

[00:57:37] Oh.

[00:57:38] Oh.

[00:57:39] Oh.

[00:57:40] Oh.

[00:57:41] Oh.

[00:57:42] Oh.

[00:57:43] Oh.

[00:57:44] Oh.

[00:57:45] Oh.

[00:57:46] Oh.

[00:57:47] Oh.

[00:57:48] Oh.

[00:57:49] Oh.

[00:57:50] Oh.

[00:57:51] my fucking genius or what fuck oh my god

[00:58:08] I made it. Easy puzzle.

[00:58:17] Yo, what is this one kid saying in my chat?

[00:58:35] Forza when? Next Tuesday. Infinite Memphis for the Sub-Lol thing of the five. You have

[00:58:38] Regret on mom for the sub law and RX. Thank you for the sub Joe for the cute for the fray

[00:58:42] I'll check out our sometime when you do. It's a veteran ran a nonprofit organization that helps rescue kidnapped people

[00:58:48] Are they on so it's a five because I'll be down to do a charity stream at some point

[00:58:53] But I'll check them out Rachel and soon thank you for the sub humming and chief

[00:58:56] Thank you for the sub lazy and infinite for the sub chat lock it

[00:58:59] What's games with junko we're done this game hop it on call with Rob when I'm done this and then we're playing with Jake see

[00:59:05] whatever

[00:59:07] Aww, whatever, you jingxian fantas.

[00:59:10] Lock in now.

[00:59:11] Rebits? Don't send bits right now.

[00:59:12] I'm pretty sure I read all the bit donuts.

[00:59:14] Don't send bits right now though.

[00:59:17] Alright, lock in, lock in, lock in.

[00:59:18] We gotta meet this game.

[00:59:21] How long's the game going now?

[00:59:23] Literally no.

[00:59:24] I feel like I shouldn't take a drink in case I get jumpscared and spill it.

[00:59:39] Bro, why is there a blockade every fucking 10 feet?

[00:59:43] You gonna miss?

[00:59:44] Oh, you're gonna miss.

[00:59:45] I can't continue if the gate's closed.

[00:59:46] We'll tell Mr. Mines to open it.

[00:59:51] Oh, looks like you finally made it!

[00:59:56] Open the gate. Step away!

[00:59:58] Get a gate- step away from the gate so I can open it.

[01:00:02] Stopping away? Getting back in the mine car?

[01:00:06] Can I push forward or no?

[01:00:08] What? Or do I just leave case there?

[01:00:11] Yo, Lil Wicked Weenie! Thank you for the 20 gifted subs!

[01:00:14] Thank you for the 20 gifted subs! Thank you for the 20 gifted, brother!

[01:00:16] Appreciate the fucking subs, man!

[01:00:18] If you're one of the 20 people that got us something, then we got us something, but there's 20 gift aids, bro.

[01:00:22] Duh.

[01:00:24] So, anything left to be fixed?

[01:00:27] We're opening tomorrow, after all.

[01:00:31] The fog machine lacks fog... fog juice.

[01:00:35] You'll find some in the locker. Anything else? There's a rock blocking the track.

[01:00:40] I heard some noise here earlier. There's a pickaxe near the locker.

[01:00:44] Take the pickaxe and the fog juice, get in your car. We don't have much time.

[01:00:51] Okay, that's a fat-ass thing of fog juice. Where's the pickaxe?

[01:00:59] Where did he- oh, right here. Let's get back to work.

[01:01:02] All right, so I'm just going to fill the fog machine on that Dracula thing,

[01:01:06] and mine that rock out. Wait, why am I going back the other way? No!

[01:01:14] Oh, you better haul ass through that inside portion.

[01:01:33] Oh, I'm telling you, haul ass.

[01:01:38] Full speed ahead.

[01:01:53] Why are the rides not doing anything? I think when you walk, when you ride backwards, they don't trigger, maybe?

[01:02:02] What was that?

[01:02:04] Was that guy standing there originally? I don't remember seeing that.

[01:02:07] I might have just not been paying attention though.

[01:02:11] I think it's right past this.

[01:02:17] Yeah, it's right here. It's right here.

[01:02:19] Right there, right there, right there, right there, right there, right there, right there!

[01:02:23] No?

[01:02:24] Oh, they're both right next to each other.

[01:02:28] I'll start with Break and Rock.

[01:02:33] Totally real physics.

[01:02:35] Totally real physics, very believable.

[01:02:39] Mods ban jerky.

[01:02:41] Let's test it.

[01:02:43] Everything's fixed now, should get back to Mr. Vines.

[01:02:46] Yeah, let's go.

[01:02:51] Okay, thin waist.

[01:02:55] Okay, slag.

[01:02:57] No, why are the-

[01:02:59] We should just go through the road.

[01:03:02] Well, we should just go back.

[01:03:04] If that going back is quicker than going back through this.

[01:03:08] Ah!

[01:03:09] Ah!

[01:03:15] Why is DC not live?

[01:03:16] No idea, buddy.

[01:03:19] Ah!

[01:03:25] Cook's not gonna be happy about that.

[01:03:27] Yeah, Brooke's gonna be really mad

[01:03:28] that I complimented a video game character's

[01:03:31] Thin weights and a cardboard cutout image.

[01:03:38] Why's it going slow again?

[01:03:40] AHHHHH!

[01:03:47] Keese, I swear to fuck.

[01:03:53] I'm just staring this way.

[01:03:55] I actually am not turning around.

[01:03:57] I'm- like I refuse to turn around.

[01:04:01] Don't do this video shit again. Don't do the video shit again. Don't do the video

[01:04:31] What could we need for the five gifts?

[01:04:39] Change your 420 slot and keep taking the stuff.

[01:04:43] Yo, fuck this ride.

[01:04:52] It's weird because, like, there's been some...

[01:04:55] There's been stuff, mommy doesn't scare me.

[01:04:57] stuff that's been moving. But I haven't seen one of the ghost creatures in a while.

[01:05:11] You flinched? Does flinching count as a scare? Holy pitch black. Do you see this?

[01:05:16] No headlamp on? You actually can't see anything. You're just waiting to get jumpscared. This is terrible.

[01:05:27] I

[01:05:32] Yo, I kind of love how nonchalant cases

[01:05:36] Have you peeped that like road doesn't get scared of anything

[01:05:43] I'm getting jump-scared and he's just like fucking sitting there chill

[01:05:49] He does not care and normally cats pretty jump

[01:05:52] Oh, that's really great to hear. One last thing I need you to do. Final test ride, we have to make sure everything works properly.

[01:06:05] Oh, you want me to get back in? Huh. Oh, you want me to- you want me to- you want me to go in it again?

[01:06:10] Okay. Huh. Alright, yep. I'm really excited to do that. Yeah, let's go, let's go, let's go on the whole fuckin' ride again.

[01:06:17] Hell yeah, let's go. I'm locked in. I'm not gonna get scared of this fucking one

[01:06:23] I got scared there all three times and Chuck it's right up here. It's right on this corner

[01:06:31] That doesn't feel like that's scared wait, that's what scared me the last three times

[01:06:37] I thought it was a lot louder than I

[01:06:41] That scared me no that's that's actually what scared me north of her

[01:06:47] I thought it was like the other ones where it's like ahhhhhh!

[01:06:50] They just went ahhhhhh!

[01:06:53] More like that.

[01:06:57] Alright, he's back.

[01:07:03] I don't fuck with that little frog.

[01:07:07] I don't fuck with that little frog guy though.

[01:07:12] I'm gonna hear like, sprinting footsteps behind me.

[01:07:15] behind me. I swear if we have to stop again, dude. Just keep going. Just keep going. Just

[01:07:22] keep fucking going. Just keep fucking going. Keep chugging along. I don't remember that

[01:07:27] painting. We'll hear the pin on this part of the ride in forever. I don't really remember

[01:07:32] or what's next at all.

[01:07:37] I go Batman when? Never. Never.

[01:07:50] Yet this thing seems a bit random now.

[01:07:53] Like it turns and faces you, but that skeleton creature guy, he's just kinda like there.

[01:07:59] There's no theme to it.

[01:08:01] All the other stuff, it's like, okay, I'm in a haunted house.

[01:08:05] This is like a night's dungeon.

[01:08:07] I feel like they're trying to make it seem like this run's going to be normal, like this

[01:08:16] is the test drive.

[01:08:17] They're trying to make it seem like this run's going to be normal, but it's not.

[01:08:22] Are you playing Nu4?

[01:08:26] Is that yet on to...

[01:08:27] That's the main point schedule, if you want to know the stream schedule, stop spamming

[01:08:30] about when I'm playing a different game. Video says I'm getting such sad if you have any videos here, but I'm just gonna play.

[01:08:42] You haven't noticed the whole time? Notice what? Notice what?

[01:08:50] You are going to die.

[01:08:54] Stratulence is not in there.

[01:09:00] see this is shit I can't do this is shit I can't do this is the shit that I

[01:09:07] cannot do Dracula's not in there he's gonna be chasing me in that one scene

[01:09:11] for all guys there Dracula's missing Dracula is gone we don't know where he

[01:09:17] is

[01:09:19] Oh, fuck off.

[01:09:21] What if he killed-

[01:09:22] Oh my god.

[01:09:24] What if he killed Mr. Mines?

[01:09:27] He's following you?

[01:09:34] No, he's not.

[01:09:36] Unless he's very far back.

[01:09:42] Look up? Bro, I'm looking up.

[01:09:46] No, this is the worst part

[01:09:52] Just ignore everything else ignore everything else and lock in

[01:10:00] If we don't see him we'll be saved jump scare coming in three two one in three two

[01:10:11] Okay

[01:10:13] Time to run. Was a little close. Or not a little close, a little too early.

[01:10:33] What the fuck? It doesn't do that normally. It doesn't do that normally.

[01:10:37] He normally doesn't walk up to the grains. No, he normally does not walk up to the grains.

[01:10:41] Am I fucking tweaking?

[01:10:43] Oh my god.

[01:10:49] Go!

[01:10:50] Oh my god, I thought I lost case.

[01:10:52] Oh, I thought I lost case. I thought I lost case.

[01:10:55] I'm starting to freak out.

[01:10:57] Just fucking go. Just fucking go.

[01:11:02] Money coming soon?

[01:11:07] We're scared. We're scared of the whole ride, Jack.

[01:11:10] Right there.

[01:11:15] What was that guy talking about? I forgot where I was.

[01:11:19] Like what?

[01:11:21] Just a regular markup, just Mr. Mines alive.

[01:11:42] I don't see Mr. Mines.

[01:11:45] Oh, there he is.

[01:11:46] Everything's fine.

[01:11:47] Alright, everything's fine. The ride is ready for tomorrow. Get me the fuck out of here, tell me everything.

[01:12:01] Where the fuck are you?!

[01:12:03] Crap. My entire body hurts. I need to find a way out. My cart's broken. How am I going to get out of this place?

[01:12:19] This is my helmet still intact. Guess we got another choice to find a way out. That couldn't have been him, right?

[01:12:24] That couldn't have been him.

[01:12:26] Hey you! Yes you! Did you come to rescue me?

[01:12:32] Now, I'm starving, man. I'm worried I'm gonna die soon.

[01:12:36] Don't tell me you're another victim. I used to work here a few days ago.

[01:12:39] They locked me up a few days? You look like you've been fucking in here for weeks.

[01:12:45] First they told me it was just a normal job as a technician.

[01:12:48] I didn't know any better. This is my first on-site job.

[01:12:51] And we're used to working from home. Well, I got laid off.

[01:12:54] Anyways, I need you to get me out of here. How can I do that?

[01:12:58] You have to find the key.

[01:12:59] When the tracks switch, I woke up after the crash. I've run for a bit, found the door somewhere, but I don't remember anymore.

[01:13:04] This place looks like a maze, so I get confused.

[01:13:07] There's the old man talking to the others about a key hidden somewhere. The others.

[01:13:11] Where's it hidden? I can't remember. I don't know if you noticed, but the sign next to the cage...

[01:13:15] This one that has my name in the cap was with the named case.

[01:13:18] Case?

[01:13:20] I think they're all called case, but they're different in the letter. Mine is case in.

[01:13:25] Maybe you'll find a cage with your name somewhere?

[01:13:27] Actually, now that I think about it,

[01:13:29] I think they mentioned something about a red room.

[01:13:31] Apparently there's a room, or there's a door, about the cage.

[01:13:34] I tried to look after the red room, but couldn't find it.

[01:13:36] Could only find the blue room.

[01:13:37] Maybe you'd be able to find the red room, because it sounds like you would have a key for the cells.

[01:13:40] Hurry up and find it before they come back.

[01:13:42] Come find me again once you have the key.

[01:13:44] Wait, so this isn't actually a real ride.

[01:13:46] There's a fucking getting people to, like, come work here as a technician,

[01:13:51] and then they fucking send them to this death trap.

[01:13:53] Perry for the sub Charlie think of it a three with this game. I just heard plus I don't know what it was

[01:13:57] I keep it her to death when I want to sleep. I think it was just a muscle strain

[01:13:59] I hope you're all right air code call thinking for the sub top thing of the three know your mid game

[01:14:03] My favorite youtuber but watch all the vod since 2022 you got me through everything my grandpa's funeral last Tuesday rip the chat

[01:14:08] Made I'm sorry for your loss. I'm from northern London. My name is Tom. Well, thank you for tuning into the stream man

[01:14:13] I'm sorry for the loss of your grandpa. Well, we can think of the five gifts. It's price and price thinking for the sub chat

[01:14:17] It says we're only on chapter one. How long is this fucking game?

[01:14:23] What is the name of the game?

[01:14:37] Midnight ride haunted mine.

[01:14:51] See not every chapter's out is what I'm thinking.

[01:14:56] What did that make the most sense?

[01:14:58] So I need to look for a red room for a key for this fucking guy.

[01:15:02] Is there a math?

[01:15:03] Dude, why do you have like blood all over the pillow?

[01:15:06] Case N, named Ryan Mitchell 34, camera operator, a hybrid cat with two long ears.

[01:15:13] Camera location left eye socket.

[01:15:15] Concurrent viewers 375,000 stream status terminated

[01:15:25] Wait are they live streaming this like this is a twitch channel making money off me this is a dead body

[01:15:32] case F Caleb Walker a

[01:15:35] White cat with a black birthmark on the tail at the end of the tail expected to current viewers 40,000

[01:15:40] So that red eye on case is fucking body is a camera

[01:15:45] He's not actually a cat.

[01:15:50] Oh my god, the cat dies too?

[01:15:53] Jessica Dawson assigned these cat-right-eyed socket

[01:15:56] expected to incur a beer is $200,000.

[01:16:00] What the fuck?

[01:16:02] What did he say I need to find a red room?

[01:16:04] Where am I gonna find a red room at?

[01:16:07] That end? Yeah.

[01:16:11] And look at his big-ass wallowing right behind me.

[01:16:13] Taking that he's about to fucking he's about to fill my ass die Hannah Collins a dog with no ears. I'd rather have a dog

[01:16:21] Right here cavity 60,000 years. I asked subject to recover case after meeting her

[01:16:27] That's what they did with me

[01:16:29] Bro said he lost the bro said he lost the cat

[01:16:33] Do you think I'm gonna get tricked to be in one of these pages though Logan Turner sign these cat left eye socket

[01:16:39] Wait, what am I looking for? He was Case N?

[01:16:45] Case N.

[01:16:49] Nathan Pierce, white bulldog with a brown tail. 15,000 hands.

[01:16:57] Director Snow, if subject cries forcefully turned Case's head to him to increase the emotional impact.

[01:17:03] Wow, so this is like the Truman Show, but we're getting hired for a fake job and then

[01:17:11] they actually kill us.

[01:17:12] Like some squid game shit.

[01:17:14] Subject is fat, bring her bigger clothes.

[01:17:16] That's fucked up.

[01:17:21] That's the director's notes.

[01:17:22] Is the director Mr. Mines?

[01:17:25] Derek Sullivan, 21.

[01:17:27] Vault cap, three scars, 45,000 views, subject stream status terminated.

[01:17:31] I think stream means, like, uh, if they're alive as well.

[01:17:35] So something like a guy at the beginning of stream.

[01:17:43] Brandon Cole, shaved black cat.

[01:17:45] Case that's very long hair, shaded.

[01:17:47] What case am I?

[01:17:49] That guy was case N, what am I?

[01:17:54] And there's nowhere to go.

[01:17:57] I'm case O.

[01:17:58] What a weird reference. It's like so similar to the Twitch streamer that plays horror games.

[01:18:04] How unique.

[01:18:08] What is this fucking round?

[01:18:14] The sign says Jeremy Miller. That's my name!

[01:18:18] Case O. That case. There's a key under the sign. Got it.

[01:18:23] Got it. Now will I get back to that guy? Remember though you were somewhere around here when I woke up where the broken car is.

[01:18:28] Yeah but do you think he's a part of that?

[01:18:33] Is this how we leave?

[01:18:36] There's a gun in the blue room.

[01:18:38] Buddy, I don't even know where a blue room is.

[01:18:44] I feel like I kinda wanna get a weapon of sorts though. I do fuck with that idea.

[01:18:48] I don't know where a weapon is though.

[01:18:53] I can't leave through there. So I have to go back and fucking save this guy, but we

[01:19:01] don't even know where he is. I think he's right, like, too.

[01:19:05] At least this way. This way and then one more? Yeah, here he is.

[01:19:15] Aw, what if he's an actor, though? You're back! Hurry and unlock the cell! I'm

[01:19:21] starving here what's wrong hurry up I don't want to help you I'll use it

[01:19:34] elsewhere you can't find the exit on your own you need me to help you so I

[01:19:39] can help you get out of here he's an actor there's a human being right in

[01:19:46] in front of you and you're hesitating to help him.

[01:19:49] You're so hot-less.

[01:19:50] Don't use your head.

[01:19:52] Let's go.

[01:19:53] So it's for the blue room.

[01:19:54] Maybe we'll find somebody to get help as a scape.

[01:19:55] Fuck you, dick.

[01:19:58] Fuck you, dick.

[01:19:59] You're not a real human.

[01:20:00] Let's go.

[01:20:05] I know it's this way.

[01:20:08] And then left.

[01:20:10] This is the only room that we found that could be used.

[01:20:14] Or that a key could be used in.

[01:20:16] here. Problem. Problem. Maybe he wasn't an actor. Maybe that actually was a guy

[01:20:35] starving to death and I just, yeah, I've looked for a blue room. You know, where

[01:20:41] Where would the blue room be?

[01:20:43] This is blue.

[01:20:45] This is a blue room.

[01:20:47] Is it not?

[01:20:49] I can see something inside.

[01:20:51] I'll use the key on this cage.

[01:20:53] Is that a gun? I'll keep it on me just in case.

[01:20:55] This seems to be the key for the door near the red room.

[01:20:57] Look, there's an exit. Let's go find it.

[01:20:59] That's exactly why we didn't help that motherfucker.

[01:21:01] Also, didn't that look like a little person?

[01:21:07] That guy was very tiny.

[01:21:11] I've got the switch on me now, just in case.

[01:21:15] Because I know if I let that motherfucker out, he would've killed my ass.

[01:21:18] Now I've got a gun, because there's gonna be Mr. Mines on the other side.

[01:21:21] This is how I break out of the city.

[01:21:22] I knew it.

[01:21:26] I knew it.

[01:21:28] Throwed in some only.

[01:21:29] I knew it.

[01:21:31] Ban those shatters.

[01:21:32] I knew it.

[01:21:34] Come on!

[01:21:35] We can share some of that meat.

[01:21:39] I don't want to empty the gun on him.

[01:21:41] because what if I need the gun for something on the door I really gonna I'm

[01:21:45] gonna mag jump into the sky run the door and I got that gun on me oh I

[01:22:00] I need to check at my employees.

[01:22:05] Who are you guys?

[01:22:07] What's that? Oh, that's new case.

[01:22:10] Okay, so.

[01:22:11] Oh, yeah? What are you gonna do?

[01:22:13] Put the camera, where are you gonna put the camera with this one?

[01:22:16] Here's left guy.

[01:22:18] Oh, I'm playing this reminds now.

[01:22:20] One of the investigators, or one of the investors at the Night Live streams,

[01:22:24] asked us to specifically put it there.

[01:22:26] He donated $5,000.

[01:22:28] I can't really refuse it

[01:22:31] As long as there's money involved

[01:22:34] Come on. It helped me pluck his left eye out. Oh hell. No, they're saying I don't wait. They're actually abusing the cat. All right

[01:22:42] Don't meow. Don't meow. Don't meow. Don't meow

[01:22:45] No

[01:22:46] They're dying

[01:22:49] That's good

[01:22:51] Yeah

[01:22:52] How do I kill them? Can we teleport back to being me?

[01:22:55] I got the cameras ready, you rolling? No. Good, the subject will arrive shortly. Don't

[01:23:01] start until you receive my signal. What's the signal? The signal's me asking the subject

[01:23:05] to look for a case. As soon as you hear that, start streaming. Got it. What's the stream

[01:23:11] going to activate the notifications? Last time it was $90,000. Once we use that threshold,

[01:23:19] the notifications will be turned on automatically so the subject will be able to hear the donor's

[01:23:23] That wa- oh god, late years will be in set advice. They don't need an order to save the cat.

[01:23:28] If they don't donate fast enough, they risk us harming the cat. This feels like a plumb fun, Scream.

[01:23:35] You're a genius for coming up with such a plan. Great business model.

[01:23:39] I agree. The Earth is filled with so many dumb pet lovers. Capitalizing on that is only nature.

[01:23:46] Mute man? Funny.

[01:23:48] Just stay like that or I'll never so skyrocket.

[01:23:51] Perfect.

[01:23:52] Perfect.

[01:23:53] Do your job while I gotta be living on the streets.

[01:23:57] You don't have to tell me that.

[01:23:59] Yes, I do.

[01:24:00] We can't afford to screw this one up.

[01:24:02] You don't have anything to say to me alone.

[01:24:04] So, who's it going to be this time?

[01:24:07] We didn't get as many applications, but still didn't manage to hire someone.

[01:24:12] His name is Jeremy Mellon, 33.

[01:24:14] Is he handsome at least?

[01:24:16] I wouldn't use that word to describe him. Sub-free at best.

[01:24:20] He looks normal.

[01:24:22] Uh, he must be so ugly and... who cares?

[01:24:25] Is there anything special? Not really. He has a weird face.

[01:24:28] Well, so we're expecting to get a few memorable screen captures.

[01:24:33] Looks like I kind of get scared easily.

[01:24:36] Turning to the pull, 86% of our viewers are only here for the reactions of the subjects.

[01:24:40] So if you could manage to scare him a lot, sure this episode will do well. Exactly.

[01:24:44] Don't have to worry about it. Mr. Mines

[01:24:47] Okay, everybody I'll leave case of the mommy probably talk to jammy at reception ray of masks was starting soon give it y'all

[01:24:53] So there's humans in fucking monster costumes fast-forwarded me with the fucking way

[01:25:00] Walk the door nobody finds us here done. What kind of room is this where they spying on us in any case?

[01:25:04] Let's find a way out of here

[01:25:09] Screwed shut there's six screws. He's got to be screwdriver around here

[01:25:14] What if he- no, the case is still screening, so they know.

[01:25:22] Open up, you freaking bastard!

[01:25:27] Run, Case! I gotta get you outta here! Go get some help!

[01:25:33] Congratulations, you've hit the $100,000 donation goal notifications are now active.

[01:25:47] User Eden Guns donated $50.

[01:25:49] Thanks for being a great role model for all of us.

[01:25:52] You can talk!

[01:25:54] User Softcom 2003 donated $10.

[01:25:56] I like Jeremy so much.

[01:25:57] Oh my god, they fuck with me.

[01:25:58] Fuck with me.

[01:26:09] Charismatic Dota 85, please, case, get some help. Jeremy needs you.

[01:26:14] Laughed. Always go laughed.

[01:26:17] What if somebody's in here? What do I do? Just turn the other right.

[01:26:20] Oh, is this case? Oh, I'm case.

[01:26:24] Look for somebody and save Jeremy. There's no time left.

[01:26:28] Who is that?

[01:26:34] Like this guy looks like he could be like a villain.

[01:26:38] Man, he might be a janitor.

[01:26:45] Oh, it's a police officer.

[01:26:49] What's a stray cat doing here?

[01:26:51] Meow!

[01:26:52] What is it?

[01:26:53] Meow!

[01:26:54] Huh?

[01:26:55] What's that in your eye?

[01:26:56] Is that a cat?

[01:26:57] Hi. Is that a camera? Come with me. Let's get you checked up.

[01:27:08] What do we have here? So this cat case captured everything in the haunted mine. It was streaming the whole thing in a small camera.

[01:27:14] BBQ donated $1. Jeremy's in the haunted mine's ride. Go save him, officer.

[01:27:18] Stream alerts are distracting. This wasn't the first one after all. I'll stop the stream for now.

[01:27:22] Now, we will now view the stream's recording, as you can see, chief.

[01:27:27] The guy here is Jeremy, at least based off the facial recognition.

[01:27:30] You don't want to see this footage.

[01:27:32] Jeremy, huh?

[01:27:33] This is Kase?

[01:27:34] I mean, he has an orange birthmark on his face.

[01:27:36] Oh my god, that was what I was saying.

[01:27:39] Wow, I am the ugliest fuck.

[01:27:47] OK, this is all the stuff that's happened.

[01:27:52] I've seen enough, let's go get him.

[01:27:54] Is this gonna be like a shootout?

[01:27:55] Oh, authorities have shut down an illegal operation

[01:27:58] that haunted mine.

[01:28:00] The discovery was made by an off-duty officer

[01:28:01] who found a cat near the site.

[01:28:02] Upon a closer inspection, the officer discovered a camera

[01:28:04] indebted to the animal's left eye socket,

[01:28:06] live streaming footage online.

[01:28:07] Operating under the names At Night live streams on Twitch.

[01:28:12] The group behind the broadcast manipulated viewers

[01:28:14] in the making donations, promising them reaching

[01:28:16] certain thresholds, allow them to assist Jeremy Miller

[01:28:18] to demand accompanying the animal.

[01:28:20] With the assistance of specialized engineers,

[01:28:22] authorities traced the lives of the back to its source.

[01:28:24] Also having the suspects were found dead at the scene.

[01:28:26] What?

[01:28:26] Dead at the scene, sustaining fatal gunshot wounds.

[01:28:29] Oh my God, Jeremy killed them.

[01:28:31] Jeremy was found alive,

[01:28:32] authorities reported that he acted in self-defense.

[01:28:34] He intended there to be after being severely traumatized.

[01:28:36] Bro, Jeremy murdered all of them.

[01:28:39] What a game.

[01:28:40] Good ending.

[01:28:41] Yo, do you think we would've gotten a bad ending

[01:28:43] if I went that one cannibal guy out?

[01:28:45] Yeah.

[01:28:46] Yeah.

[01:28:47] That was a fun game. I'm not gonna lie, that was a good fucking game, dude.

[01:28:54] It was a weird twist at the end there. I thought it was actually just gonna be a haunted hayride and then it was like, oh, the fucking red eye is a camera lens.

[01:29:03] I thought it was just like some weird genetic thing.

[01:29:06] Candy for the thousand buddies. Working right now in the work truck while I scrap the old paint off handicapped parking spots. Is that fun?

[01:29:15] Max Z big the A and Q for the sub Mitchell and beg for the sub

[01:29:18] I feel like that'd be boring but also potentially satisfying

[01:29:20] Hey for the sub Charlie for the three. Let's see new at the game. I chester last time

[01:29:23] I don't know what to do with kids are I read that perry and big take of the sub

[01:29:26] Dude, you should go to a doctor if you're fucking convincing yourself. You're gonna die of a heart attack

[01:29:30] Like maybe it's paranoia, but like if you're concerned about your health that much

[01:29:34] I feel like you should like you know go to a doctor

[01:29:38] He's opening 50 packages. He's gonna be late. Yeah, he said he was gonna be like 45 minutes late

[01:29:45] We'll tap in I got a pest real quick and then we'll do shins yet. I'm hopping on call with Ron in like 10 or 20 minutes or some shit

[01:30:04] Let's get hacked

[01:30:10] Yo chat's probably the least credible source in the world right behind you

[01:30:15] Yo, I'm not buying this. I didn't get hacked through a phone case. No, I didn't. Put a sock in it.

[01:30:24] Like, I'm not, no, no, no. I'm not gonna be gasoline.

[01:30:27] What is happening? What is happening?

[01:30:31] Not anymore, guys. Not anymore.

[01:30:35] Next time out of the day.

[01:30:37] What? What did he get?

[01:30:38] Aspenard. So, let me make that. Let me play. No, let's do that.

[01:30:42] So we go from calling the dumbest guy in the world to then calling the second dumbest guy in the world

[01:30:48] We go from high-fives to Bernard who you should do he should do like a setup like I have

[01:30:57] Am I crazy for saying that for like an opening? I don't I don't do p.o. Boxes

[01:31:01] But when I do openings he should have like a table

[01:31:05] That he sits at because like he's so close to the camera

[01:31:09] And then that would be his is better low-key one thing you can't really see what he's looking at unless he's like right next to it

[01:31:17] Or unless he's showing the camera

[01:31:20] This is better. I didn't see you know subjective. Okay. All right. All right. Yeah, Joe Marks streamed a shit

[01:31:25] I wasn't saying his was bad chat. I'm saying I feel like for a PO Boxer thing. He should have a table

[01:31:31] You know versus having to open the boxes in his lap

[01:31:34] All right chat lock-in I'm gonna go piss real quick and then we're gonna we're gonna do some shit before we hop on call of

[01:31:45] Ron but I know he has to do this first so I think even three you're gonna play dead by daylight today

[01:31:49] No Omar sasa and big for the sub see I don't know if that's rage bait

[01:31:53] But it's like where did you ever hear that I was playing dead by daylight today or any time soon?

[01:32:00] Like when was the last time I was like, yeah, we're gonna be playing dead by day like soon

[01:32:05] Maybe like two three months ago and then I found out their servers suck

[01:32:08] And it's like super easy to get stream sniped number one

[01:32:12] Which would ruin the game unless I was playing with a full stack custom lobby or because dead by day

[01:32:18] Like you need to be sneaky or they have like other fucking hack problems

[01:32:23] Big for the sub grace. Thank you for the three never seen this locked

[01:32:26] Or never been this likes my fourth stream in a row. God can't even a thousand bees. All right check

[01:32:30] How many of them 30 seconds the evidence you have lots kids that play video such a game such that we're about to hop on

[01:32:35] Call of Ron after this

[01:32:38] Then we're doing a gamble of your friends me

[01:32:41] Jinxie Ron and Dante's

[01:32:44] In the Liars bar tomorrow's an early react a like 230. It's gonna be like a four-hour stream tomorrow

[01:32:52] Saturday I'm not live Sundays early react a like noon Monday Memorial Day not live Tuesday's go to be sorrow's first sponsor of the new PS5

[01:32:59] shooter game uh into uh behind the wheel driving sim uh forza horizon six uh wednesday finishing

[01:33:08] subnautica next thursday not sure we're doing yet next friday reacts i'm going to 30th to the second

[01:33:13] for four days we're back posting on youtube every day that i'm gone we're back to third reacts games

[01:33:18] 007 random games trying out the lap coming soon gross shot review coming soon airport security video

[01:33:25] Collab, Killdozer, Yu-Gi-Shit like that.

[01:33:28] Mads, thank you for the three. Life's been really hard. My name is Kyle Loh-Yan.

[01:33:32] Yeah, I don't think you should full name yourself in chat if I'm being honest.

[01:33:37] Kids at school bully you put your whole fucking government.

[01:33:41] Kids at school bully me every day because I'm bald and maybe feel worthless. I don't feel alone a lot of the time.

[01:33:46] Your streams really help me throughout. I don't know what to do. Any advice would help. Please don't read this out loud.

[01:33:55] Brother, you have to put please don't read this out loud at the start of your message.

[01:34:04] I'm not gonna skim your and read your whole message and then read it.

[01:34:08] I'm just gonna read it, right?

[01:34:11] I wish you the best man.

[01:34:12] I'm sorry you're getting bullied, but I mean, did people feed on bullying through reactions?

[01:34:17] You know, it's like a reward based thing.

[01:34:20] Somebody bullies you and you don't fucking give a good response to them.

[01:34:22] stop doing it because it's not worth the effort. Jay, take it to the sub. Count me down. Count me down.

[01:36:22] Oh, fire song.

[01:37:17] Let's get a ban on Mads. It's the sub fake. Thank you the three

[01:37:22] Second ACL surgery last Tuesday been gone through it. What's your streams?

[01:37:26] It's been making the recovery 10 times easier love Joe. Thank you for the five, bro

[01:37:29] Jesus thank you for the four. Oh, you're invited to the card a sat up fire sign that just played a DeZero

[01:37:35] Thank you for the 10 gifted subs. Thank you for the 10 gifted

[01:37:38] Thank you for the 10 gifts is taking the individual sub as well. J. Thank you for the sub brothers fire. This one's fire

[01:37:44] There's a lot of good ass songs I

[01:37:46] I don't know what they mean or I don't know what they're saying, but like I love foreign music

[01:37:52] There's another one

[01:37:59] Brothers one that's so good. I don't know I don't know the name of what it's this one. Oh my god

[01:38:13] It just sounds so good

[01:38:16] I'm sorry, I'm sorry.

[01:38:46] I don't know what will happen on call with Ron.

[01:38:57] Some things. Hope you enjoy. Much love to you from Matthew.

[01:39:01] Ah, let's watch another movie trailer while we wait, because we don't really have time to play another game.

[01:39:05] Oh my god. Chat, what's another fire movie that's coming out that we haven't watched the trailer for?

[01:39:12] Obsession, which I want to see soon, back room comes out soon, we've seen that, Matt's

[01:39:19] taking the three mods, they're asking me to ban me, getting new mods, okay, well then

[01:39:24] I hit you with this, and this will be really funny because Stream's going to cut out for

[01:39:28] him in four seconds.

[01:39:32] He can't see me anymore.

[01:39:36] That's the funniest part, that's the funniest part is I just blocked him, I just blocked

[01:39:41] So now you can't now you can't see stream. I missed her for the sub

[01:39:46] I'm here. I think I'm the only one now. There's like three mods and chat. Let me tear I

[01:39:51] Just didn't say his username chocolate some other movie trailer

[01:39:56] Pressure bro, what's the one I've been seeing fucking I've been seeing it on YouTube every time I'm watching a video

[01:40:03] They show me the fucking it's another horror movie. That's out or it's coming out. Is it pressure?

[01:40:09] No. What's a horror movie that's passenger? Yep. I was gonna say that's why pressure

[01:40:16] remember reminded me of it. Right, tap in. Last year over 130 million people took road

[01:40:27] trips. If I'm being honest, I'm not even running to the trees this late at night. If I'm on

[01:40:45] a rural road, I'm pulling over. I'm not even pulling off the road. I'm just pulling over.

[01:40:52] Like I'm just going to stop my car. I'm going to get out, piss right on the fucking asphalt

[01:40:57] and then get back in my car.

[01:40:59] I'm not even a P.

[01:41:00] Actually, I probably would be.

[01:41:01] If I had a bottle,

[01:41:02] I'd rather pee in the bottle than pee here

[01:41:04] because this is really scary.

[01:41:06] Like you would be hitting one of these.

[01:41:08] Like imagine you're standing, taking a piss.

[01:41:09] You'd be going.

[01:41:18] The whole time.

[01:41:19] Just like full scanning the environment.

[01:41:21] Make it quick.

[01:41:24] I'm not staring up like that.

[01:41:27] Oh, give me one minute.

[01:41:29] He's just grabbed.

[01:41:31] No!

[01:41:32] Oh, no, are they gone?

[01:41:33] It's not his friend.

[01:41:38] Daniel?

[01:41:43] 15,400 of them are never seen again.

[01:41:45] Is that a true fact?

[01:41:47] 130 million people take road trips every year,

[01:41:50] but 15,000 of them go missing.

[01:41:57] The horn beeping by itself would disturb me.

[01:41:59] I'm dipping on his ass. Good shit, dude. Good fucking shit.

[01:42:13] You go to take a piss, your friend falls out of the sky directly into the windshield.

[01:42:17] He's dead, abandoning him.

[01:42:19] I would expect the same of all of my friends.

[01:42:23] You are not a bad friend in that situation. You should leave instantly.

[01:42:26] Oh my god and some creepy ass man.

[01:42:44] I don't know, chat, this is where you run the risk of being really unlucky.

[01:42:47] I think I might run into him.

[01:42:50] If that just happened to you, would you hit this guy?

[01:42:53] I think I might kill this man, if I'm being honest.

[01:42:58] Well, like, here's the problem.

[01:42:59] You could just be like a homeless hitchhiker that like doesn't even know what just happened.

[01:43:03] But like, if I, if my friend just fell from the sky, I'm assuming that this dude

[01:43:08] in the middle of the road at 2 a.m. is probably involved in some way.

[01:43:12] I think I'm probably gonna hit him with the car.

[01:43:16] Oh, like, fuck off, dude.

[01:43:21] He should be in the back seat.

[01:43:22] uh oh no

[01:43:32] Oh my god one time he's gonna pass him and then he'll turn around and he'll be in the back car that's where you gotta hit him

[01:43:43] Oh, my God.

[01:43:53] Dude, I knew I literally said it was going to happen, too.

[01:43:58] I saw these on the car last night.

[01:44:03] Three scratches, just like that.

[01:44:05] It didn't stop, did you?

[01:44:07] Something, unholy.

[01:44:14] Suits all of us.

[01:44:21] Same customer.

[01:44:23] Leave tonight.

[01:44:25] All right.

[01:44:27] Give us your word.

[01:44:31] What does a ghost do if you're like deaf and they can't like speak to you or

[01:44:37] scare you in that way? Like if you were in a horror movie and you were like

[01:44:42] Helen Keller, you're kind of like immortal to those beings almost. Like I mean yeah

[01:44:52] they could still kill you but like they can't torment you. You know what I mean?

[01:44:57] Oh, they would touch you. Yeah

[01:45:00] Yeah, no, I don't think it'd be telepathy. I think they would they would touch you

[01:45:08] I mean chat that's not even a pause that's like literally what would happen

[01:45:20] No one outruns a passenger

[01:45:27] The only problem with these movies that I have is like the solution to get rid of the passenger or like whatever

[01:45:33] Demon they're following is always gonna be something stupid

[01:45:37] You have to perform the ritual

[01:45:40] What's that?

[01:45:41] You have to go collect three acorns the blood of a virgin and a pig's heart

[01:45:47] Mix it together and sprinkle it all over your car like what the fuck like they're just coming

[01:45:53] There's coming up with shit, you know, it's different when it's like a vampire where it's like, oh, wouldn't take through the heart or something, but it's like, I don't know.

[01:46:01] I'd rather, I'd rather it be like a logical train of thought.

[01:46:05] I hate, I like horror movies where there's a problem.

[01:46:11] And the solution has to be found by the individual dealing with it rather than them finding some old lady that's always just well versed in like,

[01:46:23] demons in demonology and just knows, oh, the passenger, one of the hardest schools to

[01:46:32] conquer, like, bro. Like, smile. Yeah, smile was good because it was like, fuck, what do I do?

[01:46:38] You know, and they're just figuring it out themselves. Maybe they have some suggestions

[01:46:42] from people, but it's like, hey, somebody killed themselves in front of me, they smiled when they

[01:46:47] they get it now there's a thing following me how do I fucking fix this

[01:46:59] god now this is gonna be a scary movie though it follows as good I don't know

[01:47:07] like a recent horror film I watched that like genuinely scared the shit out of

[01:47:12] me. I'm trying to think what's like a recent let me actually look

[01:47:22] smiles the worst horror movie. No, it's barbarian. No, it's

[01:47:26] barbarian. Thank you. Thank you for your input though. It is

[01:47:30] most certainly barbarian. The thing the thing is, I mean, the

[01:47:36] things like more of a thriller than scary the okay the long walk not a horror

[01:47:42] movie but that movie had my heart rate up the entire time like I was like

[01:47:48] stressed out how do I see like recently watched I'm looking at oh begonia that

[01:47:54] wasn't scary though but it was interestingly scary you know I mean

[01:48:00] where it's like oh fuck this is weird it was interesting though it wasn't scary

[01:48:06] I've never seen the black phone still the mist was good smile was good

[01:48:14] I would still stay like this scariest movie. I've ever wait did I watch knock at the cabin

[01:48:20] Now give the cabins a weird film

[01:48:24] Heretic good not that scary

[01:48:27] Scariest films I've ever seen is probably the conjuring. I'm gonna look up scariest movies of all time

[01:48:36] It's just nightmare on Elm Street.

[01:48:37] Literally get the fuck out of here.

[01:48:40] IMDB says the scariest movie of all time is a quiet place.

[01:48:48] Then Exorcist, The Shining and Alien, and then The Thing.

[01:48:53] The Thing's my favorite movie.

[01:48:54] The Thing is not the scariest, is not the fifth scariest film of all time.

[01:48:58] It has the Conjuring at 12.

[01:49:00] The Conjuring is objectively scarier.

[01:49:03] Insidious one scary

[01:49:07] It I

[01:49:09] Would say it one is pretty scary and then it's like once you understand it

[01:49:14] It's like okay, it doesn't like lose its charm, but it's not as scary

[01:49:18] I've always wanted to see the Baba Duke people rave about that

[01:49:22] The ring check Jinxie. I got a hop on call with Ron like right now and

[01:49:33] Riki for the sub are in Riki for this upgrade some of the three have you seen

[01:49:38] the new comedy movie balls up no real thing of the three we've seen paranormal

[01:49:42] activity I think I've seen one of them I don't know which X Thon and Kylo thinking

[01:49:45] of the sub dub and Rojo thinking of the sub oh Q Rosa and Q Z for the sub mr.

[01:49:49] desk uh jibber up the top man for the three

[01:49:57] is he still opening fucking yeah yes of course yeah okay where's ron should i call

[01:50:03] on he ain't talking to me

[01:50:10] my name is rickett arvin ote he's a hundred and nine

[01:50:16] I am a hundred and nine years old.

[01:50:21] Still walk.

[01:50:23] Is he watching this whole video, bruh?

[01:50:27] Hold up. I'm about to make a discord.

[01:50:29] I'm about to make a discord group of them and be like,

[01:50:31] when do y'all want to hop on a call?

[01:50:46] I've never streamed with

[01:50:50] Dante's before. This will be interesting. Grace said they give it a 3. It's about

[01:50:54] two guys who made a condom that covered the balls and the ball gets high on cracks. So funny.

[01:50:58] Yeah, but it has Mark Wahlberg and I think Mark Wahlberg isn't funny.

[01:51:02] I

[01:51:06] I'm being honest. I think

[01:51:10] Mark Wahlberg is not funny. Mark Wahlberg

[01:51:14] not a funny guy. He plays a stereotypical Boston man and having been to Boston, no one acts

[01:51:22] like Mark Wahlberg. No one. It's like, it's like Jersey Shore being a stereotype of New

[01:51:30] Jersey. It's like no one acts like Mark Wahlberg. Ted's funny. Ted's funny because of Ted.

[01:51:39] know how I know that's true because the Ted shows better than the movie and he's not in it.

[01:51:47] I'm being honest. Did he do a bad job? No, but the Ted shows funnier than the Ted, the Ted show

[01:51:53] is funnier than the movies. The movies are funny. I'm not saying the movies aren't funny,

[01:51:58] but the movies, if I'm being honest, the trailer of Ted also shows the funniest moments of the entire

[01:52:03] film right like where he gets jizz spilled all over him and shit like that

[01:52:07] and all the funny moments have Ted as the main guy the thought one of the

[01:52:14] funniest Ted show prison this is funny don't worry Johnny I don't know if I

[01:52:24] could show this I've been digging a hole in the wall for the past six months we

[01:52:27] We can escape through it.

[01:52:34] I've seen this for like a hundred times.

[01:52:37] It's such a concrete block.

[01:52:39] How the fuck is anybody gonna fit in there?

[01:52:41] What the fuck?

[01:52:42] Yeah.

[01:52:43] How we can get out of here?

[01:52:45] You said you dunked that for us?

[01:52:46] Yeah.

[01:52:47] I can't fit through there.

[01:52:48] You made that for you?

[01:52:49] No, it's for both of us.

[01:52:51] It's literally shaped exactly like you.

[01:52:53] No, it's not.

[01:52:54] It's got fucking-

[01:52:57] All right boys, you're coming with me. The sisters are gonna have their way with you.

[01:53:03] Oh my god, it didn't show the part where he jumps through the hole. It's so funny.

[01:53:08] You think they're gonna get a grown-ups three? No, are they? Grown-ups three.

[01:53:13] Officially in development as an upcoming Netflix film.

[01:53:18] Adam Sandler is returning to right and star in the comedy with Kyle Newechak-Tapta Direct.

[01:53:23] When was when was grown-ups to released how much money do you think they're offering him for fuck dude grown-ups to came out in 2013?

[01:53:32] So this is 13 years later. They're creating the third. They're not even done the third one

[01:53:36] They're creating the third one Netflix how to pay that motherfucker a billion dollars like for them to make grown-ups three

[01:53:45] Bro, I feel like that shit ended at two like that's not it's not really a trilogy I

[01:53:49] I don't know. I hope it's good, but I feel like there's a I think grown-ups one is a

[01:53:59] nine and a half and grown-ups two is like a seven. I fully believe grown-ups two is far

[01:54:07] worse than grown-ups one. That's true. Also, Cameron voice isn't in it because he's dead

[01:54:16] rip. And every time I think about it, it just makes me upset.

[01:54:21] If I'm being honest, so like when I watch grownups do I go

[01:54:24] Oh, and it's just like because he's supposed to be in it. But

[01:54:29] he can't. So it's just sad. Wait, is he in it? Is he in

[01:54:37] grownups to I don't remember when when did when did Cameron

[01:54:40] voice die? 2019. So no, he isn't it. Oh, but every time I see

[01:54:45] I think about how because grown-ups one he's so young in it that it doesn't really click to me

[01:54:50] But grown-ups to he's like kind of you know grown up

[01:54:54] Like grown-ups, but yeah, that's so sad man

[01:54:58] We got to do a charity stream for his foundation one day

[01:55:02] Stop talking leave the stream dumbass

[01:55:05] I don't know grown-ups who is definitely not as good and for the people saying that's a crazy take the reviews say the same thing

[01:55:10] Grownups 2 is a 53% audience score, 8% Rotten Tomatoes, but I don't really care about Rotten Tomatoes

[01:55:21] score in a comedy movie. Grownups 1, Rotten Tomatoes, I feel like Grownups 1 had to do better.

[01:55:31] Yeah, Grownups was 62-10, so it did a little bit worse in terms of reviews. It probably sold

[01:55:38] about equal but I know grown-ups to actually is pretty good now that I'm

[01:55:47] thinking about it cuz I'm remembering this scene and they've Taylor Lautner is

[01:55:50] like a frat guy it is a good movie it is a good movie I think I just like look

[01:55:56] down on it because I think a lot of comedy films like Joe dirt to for

[01:56:01] example David Spade sucked comparable to Joe dirt one like when they revamp

[01:56:06] really good horror movies it kind of feels like they're forcing like a

[01:56:10] story Joe dirt DVD Joe dirt DVD the fucking family guy clip you know I was

[01:56:19] doing that the other day just like random random rambling chains off to

[01:56:22] myself of like words a loaf of bread loaf of bread a loaf of bread a wheat wheat

[01:56:30] Wheat Ale, Wheat Ale beer, beer, beer house, beer house Bart Simpson.

[01:56:37] What about Rush, Rush Hour?

[01:56:40] I mean, dude, I'm going to be real.

[01:56:42] I don't think there's been a good comedy film recently in a while.

[01:56:47] Like the best comedy film that I've seen, uh, as of recently is

[01:56:51] pizza movie, which just came out.

[01:56:54] But like before pizza movie on Hulu, there hasn't been like a good

[01:56:59] comedy film, because I feel like a lot of comedy films now.

[01:57:02] Number one, this is a thing with just cinema in general.

[01:57:05] Comedy films aren't made as frequently.

[01:57:09] Like it's not just like a facade in your brain

[01:57:12] that like comedy was better in like 2010.

[01:57:15] Like they don't green light,

[01:57:18] low budget comedy movies like they used to.

[01:57:21] They just don't.

[01:57:22] Like they still have them, but in like the best,

[01:57:27] Whenever you say, what's your favorite fucking comedy movie, you're probably going to rattle off a bunch of films from like 2006 to like 2012, like the era of like 21 Jump Street and shit like that, because that's like considerably.

[01:57:40] a low-budget film comparable to now.

[01:57:44] And now it's like the comedy movies they make

[01:57:45] are always like super high budget,

[01:57:47] like the new Happy Gilmore.

[01:57:49] And like they're not bad movies,

[01:57:50] but it's just like I'd rather have

[01:57:52] 10, $10 million budget movies

[01:57:56] about our comedies versus $100 million.

[01:58:00] Jigse said he's gonna be fashionably late.

[01:58:02] He is not going to be fashionably late.

[01:58:04] He is already 32 minutes late.

[01:58:06] Frosty, thank you for the 10 gifted subs, thank you for the 10 gifted subs.

[01:58:13] Forgot about hereditary when you talk about horror movies.

[01:58:16] Colby, thank you for the 3, what do you think about Happy Gilmore 2?

[01:58:19] It was good, but I didn't, I, it, Happy Gilmore 2 got this out of me.

[01:58:23] Oh, no.

[01:58:25] Oh.

[01:58:27] Oh.

[01:58:29] Oh.

[01:58:31] That.

[01:58:33] Like, not like a laugh, but maybe like a chuckle, or like a fast exhale out of my nose.

[01:58:39] Like, like a mild giggle.

[01:58:45] Dictator for the subjake, for the submart, thank you for the three.

[01:58:47] Some of the good music teacher made us watch the boba duke.

[01:58:49] OJ for the sub two, for the sub hunts for the three.

[01:58:51] of the three, uh, Grace, thank you for the three. Sad for the sub.

[01:58:56] How many boxes does he have left?

[01:58:58] Who said, and I quote, I'm cute and submissive.

[01:59:08] Okay. Yeah. Yo, Spencer.

[01:59:13] Paul, Ron, I feel like Ron's watching that 109 year old man.

[01:59:17] I know he's not stable release, nightly release or recommended. Which one is it?

[01:59:21] I'm calling this fucking group chat

[01:59:24] If nobody picks up nobody picks up like what inside of the sub dictator for the sub

[01:59:29] Nobody's gonna pick up

[01:59:31] Chat as I said, though, we're ripping gamble with your friends me Ron

[01:59:35] Jinxie and Dante's into Liars bar tomorrow react day at 2 30 EST Saturday night live sunny reacts early at noon Monday not live

[01:59:44] Tuesday

[01:59:45] Soros forza horizon six on the driving wheel may be drunk driving not IRL on the driving wheel

[01:59:51] Wednesday

[01:59:53] Finishing subnautica Thursday random shit don't know what we're doing yet Friday reacts and then we'll go from there

[01:59:58] 30th and a second now live next Saturday soon shadowproof June 5th matching chat stone is up to 10k lock-in

[02:00:04] Do an IRL fuck no. Oh, you're saying IRL drunk drive. Yeah, I think I'll pass

[02:00:14] Wait is my mic aids or is it good like should I get a different mic you think?

[02:00:18] Hello? Hello? Can you hear me? Hi, Joe. Why are you talking like that?

[02:00:28] How you doing, Joe? I'm doing good, Ron. How are you?

[02:00:33] I'm doing great. How's your chat doing? Are they okay?

[02:00:36] Well, let me ask them. Chat, how are you guys doing?

[02:00:44] No good bad at terrible awful fuck you bitch fuck off

[02:00:52] Depressed actually

[02:00:55] That's really good. Awesome. That's really nice. How's your chat?

[02:01:00] Let me ask my chat. Yeah chat. How are you? How's your day gone, bro? Let me read this one?

[02:01:05] Let me just I'm sure they're doing really good. Just rattle off rattle off some chats

[02:01:08] Okay, I see this one says fuck you. I see KYS ASAP. Okay, I see you're need to die. You are so chopped

[02:01:19] Oh, somebody said LARPing LARPing Jew to me

[02:01:24] The other things I see someone saying

[02:01:27] Want to end my life after two minutes into this stream? Well, it's very nice of you, bro

[02:01:31] But don't do that bro. Don't do that. You know, that's a wreck. How many people do you think most people last 30 seconds in Iran stream?

[02:01:37] Oh, really bro. Oh really okay. No, so you want to feed into it? No, I got it. No, I got it. Okay, but

[02:01:44] I got no message. I can't fake read something

[02:01:48] Bro Joe am I your comfort streamer?

[02:01:52] No, I did tap into your stream last night though

[02:01:55] Really? Cuz I saw you watch me play Forza bro, and I was like damn

[02:01:58] I was watching play Forza bro, and I was I'm so serious. That would be such a fun

[02:02:02] video idea or just like in general you get like eight people to do attorney on

[02:02:08] a driving sim leo actually that people have been trying to do that I feel like

[02:02:13] that would be hard to you would have to see who has driving wheels and then who

[02:02:17] would be down to do it I know that like I know x has one I know agent has one I

[02:02:23] have one do you have one I could get one because I just basically I do this

[02:02:28] little classic thing where I just buy something I put it in my closet and then

[02:02:31] I lose it and I go buy another one over and over.

[02:02:33] So you bought a driving vehicle.

[02:02:35] How did you lose it?

[02:02:38] Probably in those cars when you guys

[02:02:39] get like 105 cardboard boxes in your kitchen.

[02:02:45] That you don't ever open.

[02:02:46] I open up your chat for one second.

[02:02:48] I see someone say, can you ask Ron

[02:02:49] if he wears a collar for his girl like me?

[02:02:51] What's the money in your chat, bro?

[02:02:53] I'm a little uncomfortable.

[02:02:54] I'm sorry.

[02:02:55] I didn't see that chat.

[02:02:57] Yeah, I was just popping it out, bro.

[02:02:59] And I just looked at you here.

[02:03:01] Yeah, so basically I bought a wheel and then I met this dude named Lopey and then I lost

[02:03:07] a wheel and then I bought another wheel.

[02:03:09] How does your meeting a dude named Lopey have to do with losing the wheel?

[02:03:13] Well, he was helping me at one point and then I just lost the wheel.

[02:03:17] I basically just lost it.

[02:03:19] He was helping you lift the wheel?

[02:03:21] Actually, I might have the one wheel somewhere.

[02:03:24] See, that's my problem, bro. I don't even know these things.

[02:03:28] Yeah.

[02:03:30] What do you mean, what you're saying doesn't make any sense.

[02:03:34] You have a wheel and there was a guy

[02:03:36] that was helping you with that.

[02:03:37] Have you ever bought something, Joe?

[02:03:38] Answer my question.

[02:03:39] Have you ever bought something?

[02:03:40] Yes, I've bought something.

[02:03:41] Have you ever lost something?

[02:03:43] Have I ever lost something?

[02:03:44] Yes, I've lost something.

[02:03:45] Shabang!

[02:03:46] Simple.

[02:03:47] But who's lopie and what was he helping you with?

[02:03:51] We mean.

[02:03:52] You said you bought a driving wheel.

[02:03:54] There was a guy that was helping you

[02:03:56] and then you lost the wheel.

[02:03:58] Have you ever bought something, Joe?

[02:04:00] Yes, I bought something.

[02:04:01] But who is your friend?

[02:04:02] Have you ever gotten help or something?

[02:04:07] No, actually, I haven't.

[02:04:09] No, we aren't the same.

[02:04:09] Never mind.

[02:04:10] Yeah, I don't know.

[02:04:12] You couldn't explain.

[02:04:13] Is this going to end up on the Philosophy channel?

[02:04:16] Yeah, this is a great philosophical conversation,

[02:04:18] Ron.

[02:04:19] Bro, Joe, you know what's crazy?

[02:04:21] I Deadass was, while we wait for Jinxy, of course.

[02:04:24] I Deadass was talking to my girlfriend.

[02:04:26] You know we watch your videos every night

[02:04:28] like right before bed.

[02:04:30] Main channel, gaming channel, what's?

[02:04:32] I'd be watching your reaction channel, yeah.

[02:04:36] Do you just, do you scroll, pick a video you like?

[02:04:39] Bro, I don't know what it is.

[02:04:40] I don't know if anyone in chat agrees, bro.

[02:04:42] You just take up my fucking algorithm.

[02:04:44] Like, bro, it's like.

[02:04:46] Because I post every day.

[02:04:47] If you watch one of my videos, it's like a fucking virus

[02:04:50] that just fills your YouTube feed.

[02:04:53] Bro, I open up my YouTube feed and I just see your,

[02:04:56] I see your chopped face do it and I'm just like,

[02:04:58] I got a click on this man.

[02:04:59] My chopped face, all right.

[02:05:01] Throwing insults out.

[02:05:03] Have a great moment, insults out there Ron.

[02:05:05] That's all right, have a good deal.

[02:05:07] Yeah.

[02:05:08] How's the lifting routine been going?

[02:05:11] You still eating pretzels every day or?

[02:05:13] Oh my God, bro.

[02:05:15] I'm not even kidding, you just reminded me.

[02:05:18] Dude, I got these new fucking snacks

[02:05:20] that I sat in my PO box.

[02:05:23] I actually just like triggered something in my brain

[02:05:25] when you were a second.

[02:05:26] I'm not even gonna lie, you're a psychopath

[02:05:28] that you eat shit that people send you.

[02:05:31] Yo, your fitted sheets falling off your bed, man.

[02:05:33] You should fix that.

[02:05:36] Bro, Joe.

[02:05:40] Bro, Joe.

[02:05:40] I got you just put it with a carambit.

[02:05:44] I can try on my camera.

[02:05:45] I'm going to try on my camera.

[02:05:48] I already now want to see my beautiful face.

[02:05:50] Oh, I'm just tapped into your stream right now.

[02:05:53] Well, now look.

[02:05:53] Now you know your stream.

[02:05:54] Oh, yeah, wait, hold on.

[02:05:55] Let me pull up mine.

[02:05:56] I'm not gonna start my virtual cam.

[02:05:58] Bro, I'm not even kidding.

[02:06:00] I got, like, do you know what the,

[02:06:03] have you ever done a protein,

[02:06:05] have you ever done a protein mukbang?

[02:06:06] Ooh, that sounds like a good idea.

[02:06:08] Routine mukbang?

[02:06:11] Oh, fuck, I just, my screen's gray.

[02:06:13] Hold up, my camera's fucked.

[02:06:16] Oh my god.

[02:06:17] Bro, this is like, I'm gonna try to shit.

[02:06:21] Wait, no, don't try yet, don't try yet.

[02:06:22] Hold up, hold up, hold up, hold up.

[02:06:24] I gotta fix my OBS my camera's all fucked up. So do you have virtual camera on or no? No, I fucking turned on my regular camera

[02:06:31] Then my camera turned purple

[02:06:33] Okay, so did you charge me do you have four watt enabled or no? Yeah, turn that down. No, no look look look look it's power

[02:06:39] bang

[02:06:41] What is that?

[02:06:42] It's just a blue pixel. I don't see you

[02:06:45] I don't see you bro. I don't see you just infinitely. You're just a singular blue pixel for me. What is this you're lying?

[02:06:51] I swear to God you're literally just a blue pixel. I'm pulling up your stream

[02:06:57] Your data you're on my screen on my screen. I see you and I see myself

[02:07:05] How about now oh now I see you

[02:07:08] What you don't can you see it's like I'm looking at you

[02:07:14] No, you know my god. Oh, okay. No you do see me. I'm I'm kidding

[02:07:19] Joe this is the one

[02:07:24] You do all those type of mukbangs, right? You do those videos where you do like I tried every energy

[02:07:28] I tried every coffee. Yeah, I did a gross food review. You should do that, bro

[02:07:32] You should be okay. How much how much were you to eat sir strumming?

[02:07:36] You said what how much were you to eat sir strumming? I sit like this comfortably, bro. What do you think I'm flexing?

[02:07:42] You know

[02:07:44] You're trying to frame on me, bro. I'm not a mowing you

[02:07:49] How much for you to eat, sir, stromming?

[02:07:51] What is a sir stromming?

[02:07:53] Or just open it.

[02:07:54] Not even eat it.

[02:07:55] You just have to open it in your room.

[02:07:57] What is it?

[02:07:58] It is a sweet, chatted Swedish, right?

[02:08:04] It's like a Swedish delicacy or like traditional food.

[02:08:09] It's basically fermented fish in a can.

[02:08:12] And it's like the grossest food ever.

[02:08:15] It's not wise.

[02:08:15] Is that the grossest fruit?

[02:08:17] Wait, so you did the grossest food mukbang?

[02:08:19] No, I did a food gauntlet where I ate a bunch of gross stuff.

[02:08:24] I ate like a 1,000-year-old egg that's like full black.

[02:08:28] Wait, you could eat it?

[02:08:29] That's a thing?

[02:08:30] No, it's not actually 1,000 years old.

[02:08:31] They put it in like a mixture of vinegar and other shit

[02:08:36] that makes it age quicker.

[02:08:39] But so I can make that at my house?

[02:08:41] No, I wouldn't advise you making that,

[02:08:43] because then you might get like a foodborne.

[02:08:45] You might get like an illness.

[02:08:46] You should just buy 1,000-year-old eggs.

[02:08:51] You should eat their straw.

[02:08:52] You should open it in your room.

[02:08:56] That would be really good content.

[02:08:59] They're saying that sir straw is good if you combine it

[02:09:04] with stuff.

[02:09:06] Combine it with stuff.

[02:09:08] Like what?

[02:09:11] I think you're supposed to eat it with bread

[02:09:12] in tomatoes or something.

[02:09:16] I really want to stop doing like mukbang content, bro

[02:09:20] I've noticed and I know it's hard to believe but I'm actually gaining weight. Why are you smiling?

[02:09:26] Well, cuz also you the mukbangs you do are like it's not like you're you don't do gross mukbangs

[02:09:32] You do like a red 40 mukbang and then you need a whole bag of talkies

[02:09:38] That's why doesn't even okay about this next mukbang there's a challenge how okay, let's be real

[02:09:44] How fast do you think you could it know no no condiments nothing how fast could you eat a whole head of lettuce?

[02:09:52] Oh that an entire head of lettuce

[02:09:54] Can I drink water? Yeah, you drink water, but you can't have anything else just water in the head of lettuce

[02:10:00] I've been thinking about doing

[02:10:02] How big is a head of lettuce?

[02:10:05] Like it's like I would say like a little smaller than a basketball like it'd be like so like the size of your head

[02:10:11] It's like this big

[02:10:13] Like an ahead of iceberg lettuce. I wouldn't want to do that because it can't you probably overdose okay?

[02:10:20] Like food poisoning you could

[02:10:23] But that's too much at once that's low-key to do I can do that right now

[02:10:26] I'll do what I've got us right now. You're gonna get a whole head of lettuce if you do that while we play game

[02:10:31] Well, your friends that would be the funniest thing ever if you're just sitting there

[02:10:35] I don't think you realize it'll take you like 45 minutes

[02:10:43] It's it's it's an entire head of lettuce like you're probably

[02:10:48] How long would it take you? I?

[02:10:51] Feel like I can eat a crux rather than you, but it would take me a while like rabbit or something bro

[02:10:56] No, I don't think I'm a rabbit. I just feel like you eat like I don't think you would like the taste of it

[02:11:00] I feel like you would you would have like four bites of it

[02:11:03] And you'd be like this is horrible because it's just plain lettuce. Yeah, cuz who who eats lettuce, bro

[02:11:08] Everyone knows to take off the lettuce when you get a burger

[02:11:10] You never ask them to take it off you take it off yourself because then it fucks with a sauce amount because they put more

[02:11:14] No, I just asked what I just asked like if you get a cheap why you're new you're new

[02:11:18] If you're gonna if I but when I sort of cheeseburgers

[02:11:21] I'll just be like I just want don't give me anything other than the meat cheese and like bacon

[02:11:26] Like that's all I want me cheese bacon, but you know, so you don't do lettuce either

[02:11:30] No, I wouldn't do lettuce, but lettuce on a burger is like why like it's trying to convince you that you're healthy

[02:11:38] like you're eating. Oh, here we go. Just eat like shit. Wait, is it which one? Is it the big one? The top one? Top last, yeah. Wait, what does it say? What does it say? Wrapped iceberg lettuce. Or should I do organic iceberg lettuce? I don't know which one it is. No, no, no, get the, get the GMO on. It'll be bigger. GMO. Let me see here. But how big is it? Because I don't want to order it and it's wrong. It's probably the size of your head. What the fuck is a bell? GMO? GMO. GMO. GMO. GMO. GMO. GMO. GMO. GMO. GMO. GMO. GMO. GMO. GMO. GMO. GMO. GMO. GMO. GMO. GMO. GMO. GMO. GMO. GMO. GMO. GMO. GMO. GMO. GMO.

[02:12:08] endive lettuce. What is a ratatouille lettuce? There's multiple different

[02:12:12] lettuces. Yeah, look at this. There's a red one and a yellow one. Look. Yeah, I've

[02:12:18] never seen, I've never seen red lettuce before.

[02:12:23] This looks disgusting. You're telling people to get asked to eat this for fun.

[02:12:27] My friend did it the other day. He didn't even do it on stream. He just did it

[02:12:30] along the scale. Okay, so it's $2. Should I order just one or should I

[02:12:36] I order one of everything just in case.

[02:12:40] No, why would you order one of the other lettuces?

[02:12:43] OK, can I also order chips or no?

[02:12:46] Bro, I'm telling you that will fill your stomach.

[02:12:49] Like, if you eat a whole head of lettuce,

[02:12:51] you're not going to be hungry for like 12 hours.

[02:12:55] Like, imagine that sitting in your stomach.

[02:12:58] How did it just go from $6 to $14 and whatever, bro?

[02:13:02] I'm doing it.

[02:13:02] I don't care.

[02:13:03] I'm doing it after a minute.

[02:13:04] All right, so it's going to be here in about 30 minutes.

[02:13:07] So it says, I'm going to do that, bro.

[02:13:09] I'm not worried.

[02:13:10] You're going to do it today.

[02:13:12] What are you talking about?

[02:13:13] I'm going to do it while we play the game.

[02:13:15] While we play gamble with your friends,

[02:13:17] you're going to get an entire head of iceberg lettuce.

[02:13:21] I mean, yeah, I know.

[02:13:22] All you're going to be doing is chewing.

[02:13:24] Like, on the end of the day, when

[02:13:26] I'm going to hear a word from you,

[02:13:28] you're just going to be chewing for 45 minutes.

[02:13:31] Bro, just don't worry about it.

[02:13:33] No guys, I order the right thing.

[02:13:35] I would love if like vomiting wasn't TLS.

[02:13:39] I would do like.

[02:13:40] Wait, I could vomit?

[02:13:42] No, you can't.

[02:13:43] String, I'm pretty sure vomiting is TLS on stream.

[02:13:46] Like if you threw up.

[02:13:47] Wait, oh my God, I didn't even think this one through.

[02:13:49] Am I allergic to lettuce?

[02:13:50] Oh my God, here we fucking go.

[02:13:52] No, I'm actually serious.

[02:13:53] Here we fucking go.

[02:13:54] I'm gonna break out into hives

[02:13:55] without you to head to lettuce.

[02:13:56] Actually, I don't think I could do that.

[02:13:58] Mom?

[02:13:59] Yes.

[02:14:00] I'm on stream right now, I'm working.

[02:14:02] Am I allergic to lettuce?

[02:14:04] I'm about to do this challenge from Joe Bartima Fossey.

[02:14:06] I don't know if you've seen his videos.

[02:14:07] He also lives in New Jersey.

[02:14:10] He wants me to eat a whole head of lettuce.

[02:14:14] A whole head of lettuce?

[02:14:15] Why?

[02:14:15] I don't know.

[02:14:16] You should wash it first.

[02:14:19] Can you ask him why?

[02:14:21] MC Ben says why.

[02:14:24] It's a challenge to prove that you're able to do it.

[02:14:27] He said, you want to fat ass, you need to lose weight.

[02:14:28] It's a challenge to do it.

[02:14:30] Not what I said, but it's OK.

[02:14:32] No, he didn't.

[02:14:35] So is it going to be OK or no?

[02:14:37] You'll be fine.

[02:14:38] Good luck, though.

[02:14:39] OK, do you miss me?

[02:14:41] Very much.

[02:14:42] I miss you, too, Mom.

[02:14:44] I love you.

[02:14:45] I love you more.

[02:14:46] Now, you hang up first.

[02:14:49] Bye.

[02:14:50] What?

[02:14:51] Bye.

[02:14:52] Oh, bye bye.

[02:14:55] Now you hang up first.

[02:14:58] Were you trying to get your mom to say, no, you hang up first?

[02:15:03] Well, I love my brother.

[02:15:05] You know, you really do live in New Jersey, huh?

[02:15:08] Yeah.

[02:15:09] Well, I know you never step foot in Cherry Hill.

[02:15:12] Like, keep it a bug.

[02:15:13] Oh, you actually.

[02:15:14] Like, I know that.

[02:15:15] Keep it a bug.

[02:15:15] I like to you.

[02:15:16] Like, actually, be honest, like, actually be honest.

[02:15:19] Cherry Hill is, bro, like the nicest area, like one

[02:15:23] of the nicest areas in New Jersey.

[02:15:25] It's like Jixie saying tarp is dangerous.

[02:15:28] Brez is coughing up the chips.

[02:15:30] Here we go.

[02:15:30] Somebody poisoned them.

[02:15:32] No, I'm just thinking about the lettuce.

[02:15:34] Thinking about the lettuce.

[02:15:36] So you did it.

[02:15:36] Have you ever done an IRL stream?

[02:15:38] Like you left the house and streamed or not?

[02:15:40] No, I did vlogs.

[02:15:41] But I like I'll record.

[02:15:43] Like I was I was gone for like five days on a swingers

[02:15:47] cruise with Jack Pembroke.

[02:15:50] I filmed that.

[02:15:51] But I didn't stream it.

[02:15:55] Yo, you are a robot right now

[02:16:02] You're like

[02:16:04] 120p just like 10

[02:16:07] Yeah, we don't have internet

[02:16:12] I'm gonna go to Starlink

[02:16:17] I can hear you perfectly by the way. Yeah, no now you're good

[02:16:19] Now you're kidding. It was just like like every like three minutes. You'll just get really laggy for like 20 seconds

[02:16:26] Yeah, it happens bro. Some things we're getting DDoS at the house right now, bro

[02:16:30] They're trying to take me out. But what were you asking me? I forget what you said. Um, yeah

[02:16:35] So I I actually dare you to do IRL stream in Cherry Hill. I did ask that

[02:16:39] Well, I give it maybe like I don't know what you think give it five five or ten minutes

[02:16:43] You think it's as low as compromise and people come at you, bro

[02:16:46] You just couldn't you actually couldn't you know Cherry Hill Easter now. That's where I grew up. That was my high school

[02:16:52] No, I don't know all I know is like Cherry Hill mall Cherry Hill area

[02:16:57] You know how scary the Cherry Hill mall is bro. It's in a fucking Call of Duty map now

[02:17:01] It's in a colored. It's a war zone for a reason. It's actually in Call of Duty, you know, right?

[02:17:06] Is Cherry Hill actually in Call of Duty? Look it up Google it look up Cherry Hill in Call of Duty

[02:17:12] Cherry Hill in

[02:17:14] Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

[02:17:24] The Cherry Home Mall is in

[02:17:25] Call of Duty. This is called

[02:17:26] The Pines in Black Ops Cold War.

[02:17:29] Oh. Yeah. I told you.

[02:17:32] Oh my god. It is.

[02:17:35] Yeah.

[02:17:38] Why did they change it to mall at

[02:17:40] The Pines? Why didn't they just keep

[02:17:42] Like, why do they want to bring more drama to the mall, you know?

[02:17:47] Yeah, yeah.

[02:17:50] Yo, since you're like a big LA guy,

[02:17:53] do you ever go to spots that are in GTA?

[02:17:58] Yeah, so there's this one spot.

[02:18:00] What is it called?

[02:18:01] It's like right next to Malibu.

[02:18:03] Oh my god.

[02:18:04] Santa Monica Pier, is that what it is?

[02:18:06] That's in GTA, right?

[02:18:07] That's in GTA.

[02:18:08] A lot of LA's in GTA.

[02:18:10] Have you never been to LA?

[02:18:12] No, there was one parking lot in GTA

[02:18:17] that I always used to go to for this one mission.

[02:18:20] And I remember during the Vine days,

[02:18:23] there was, it was like right after Vine,

[02:18:25] they filmed a video and I was like,

[02:18:27] why does this look like GTA?

[02:18:29] And I didn't know that GTA was like word for word,

[02:18:32] like LA in certain parts.

[02:18:34] But yeah, it's literally, that's what it is.

[02:18:36] I didn't know that either.

[02:18:37] When I played GTA,

[02:18:39] I could only play for like 30 minutes.

[02:18:41] I never played it like growing up and I would always try to like steal planes.

[02:18:45] And then all my friends would just shoot me out of the planes

[02:18:47] and I never got to play. So I quit.

[02:18:49] So I didn't have the much fun as you did.

[02:18:50] Little you never like you never grinded GTA.

[02:18:54] I never got a chance to.

[02:18:55] You know, I've never played the story mode either.

[02:18:57] I haven't played the story mode either.

[02:18:58] I'm going to play it before GTA sex drops.

[02:19:00] I'm doing that, too. Yeah.

[02:19:02] Robert, to be honest with you, I've never got to experience.

[02:19:04] I never got to experience races.

[02:19:05] I never got to experience heists.

[02:19:06] Oh, my God, dude.

[02:19:09] And what was it?

[02:19:09] Zentornos versus snipers?

[02:19:12] OK, I'll be honest with you.

[02:19:13] I did have a Zenturno and I was on the story earlier.

[02:19:15] I had the horn that goes.

[02:19:17] Dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun.

[02:19:21] Dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun.

[02:19:23] Dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun.

[02:19:24] Like the, you paid like, it was like $40,000 or whatever

[02:19:27] for the sound track.

[02:19:28] Yeah, $75,000.

[02:19:29] Yep.

[02:19:29] Oh, you remember the exact price.

[02:19:32] Yeah, I was watching earlier when we were talking about it.

[02:19:34] But do you think, I was talking to my chat about this,

[02:19:36] this game is about to be, I think

[02:19:38] They said they put in $1.5 billion into the game and they expected to make $8 billion

[02:19:45] Wait, is it they're supposed to be a drop like this week or some shit about it?

[02:19:49] Oh, I don't know is there

[02:19:51] Chat isn't there supposed to be like somebody said there was gonna be like a release or like a sneak peek or some sort of yeah

[02:19:57] Like pre-orders. Oh

[02:20:00] Yeah, game stop game stuff said they were gonna do it

[02:20:02] But my question is, trailer 3, maybe?

[02:20:09] Dude, I hate, like, I've been told, I'm pretty sure, right,

[02:20:12] that it's not coming out on PC.

[02:20:14] It's just console, like, for a first release.

[02:20:16] Yeah, that's not purpose and how it is.

[02:20:18] Is it not?

[02:20:19] Why would they do that, though?

[02:20:20] Like, I feel like you're just throttling how much money you

[02:20:24] can make.

[02:20:25] And maybe it's like optimization.

[02:20:27] And it's like, obviously different to release something

[02:20:29] on PC versus console.

[02:20:30] No, I'm pretty sure Edge does it.

[02:20:32] more money. No, I thought Xbox, don't they pay GTA to have it exclusively? So basically,

[02:20:38] I think the whole thought of it behind it is PS5. No, no, the whole the whole thought

[02:20:43] of it is if I'm pretty sure someone can tell me I'm wrong. The whole thought of it is if

[02:20:47] you buy it on the Xbox, like exclusively for like the first year or whatever, more people

[02:20:52] are going to go buy Xboxes so that Xbox makes some money because of how hype the game is.

[02:20:57] I think that's how it is. Like imagine if GTA is coming out, you don't have a console

[02:21:00] And you're like, oh, shit, I'm going to go buy it.

[02:21:03] What?

[02:21:03] You're going to buy it for GTA if you're a gay.

[02:21:05] Yeah, but like, why would GTA have no incentive to do that?

[02:21:09] And Xbox is Xbox paying them for that exclusivity,

[02:21:12] because if they were to release GTA on PC, it's not.

[02:21:16] Yes, most PCs are run on Windows,

[02:21:18] but you would probably release it on Steam.

[02:21:22] When did GTA come out when it came out before?

[02:21:26] Like, how long after?

[02:21:27] Like, time and things.

[02:21:28] I don't know the order that I'm understanding it is that it's going to be

[02:21:33] Like on release. It's just gonna be story mode. There's no online and then I think they're doing

[02:21:40] Online then PC. I don't know. I'm just hoping that like because I if I'm being honest

[02:21:46] I'd rather play on my PC than my ps5 like I just because I don't want to yeah

[02:21:51] I don't want to plug in my fucking ps5 and run that shit

[02:21:53] But the thing that annoys me is like there's no transfer

[02:21:57] So if I play it on my PS5 and then they drop it on my on PC. There's no cross-plat

[02:22:03] Transfer so like I'm hard stuck

[02:22:06] It's story mode. I don't give a fuck, but I'm hoping when online drops. I don't know if they've said this

[02:22:10] I'm hoping with online drops on PC after I think now. I don't think it'll be a couple months

[02:22:15] I think it'll be like my dad was saying earlier a couple months later online

[02:22:19] Yeah, I don't know they said last time that it was a couple how long was it until it came out before I feel like it was over a year

[02:22:26] like was it I mean I don't know man I was like we were like nine years old like

[02:22:31] they said the PC version might not come out for like a year later is that true

[02:22:34] yeah but that's what that's the problem is like I don't care story modes just on

[02:22:38] console but I'd rather online be on PC because I don't want to start an online

[02:22:43] profile and level up my character on PS5 and then have to not be able to

[02:22:47] transfer that on PC and I have to fucking reset because like I had 180

[02:22:51] Account on my Xbox and I can't transfer my PC so I don't play GTA anymore

[02:22:56] Because I'm not gonna fucking plug in my Xbox one like see I can't I can't relate bro. I never played GTA grown up

[02:23:04] Don't I've been kidding. I don't know what happened, but this internet is my internet is quick. Am I good for you?

[02:23:10] You're fine. It's literally like I mean my channel tell you like it's literally like every every three minutes you like you're talking you go

[02:23:21] What if someone has to be fucking installing a game in this house? What on bro?

[02:23:26] Bro, how do we live in a are you about to ask if you are installing games bro?

[02:23:32] My bit rate is five. It's like cooked

[02:23:38] No, dude, are you installing a fucking video game?

[02:23:44] What the fuck is happening to this internet bro

[02:23:47] I'm actually fine. I'm green. You've been green perfectly

[02:23:51] I mean, it's been a bit of clouds, but it's all good are we ever gonna get fucking internet?

[02:23:58] No, no, bro, we need banks

[02:24:04] All right, sorry about that Jack. Oh dude, Lacey's playing Valorant that's sprottling you know, it's talks

[02:24:11] Yeah, bro, I don't think playing video games don't matter. It's like weird. It's like I don't know why it just keeps going in and out

[02:24:18] I think I should be good. Yeah, I don't know though. I think gta. Go ahead. Sorry matter. I was gonna say if your bit rates fucked up

[02:24:23] It's anything that's taking upload speed

[02:24:26] So let me check out my upload right now, or if I click if I try to test my upload is that gonna fuck up or no?

[02:24:33] I have no idea. Oh, they're saying silky was updating valor

[02:24:38] Yeah, but why would that do that would fuck you up?

[02:24:43] What's you doing a PO box?

[02:24:46] Right, do you do PO ever or no? I got some freaky things, man

[02:24:51] Yeah, it's a little freaky man. What they send you

[02:24:55] Like I said a dildo I got sent a bikini made actually look I'll just show you

[02:25:00] You're gonna show the dildo

[02:25:03] No

[02:25:06] Yes, yes, there it is look it's like a bikini it's like a bikini made out of

[02:25:13] Candy

[02:25:15] What are you gonna put it on?

[02:25:17] I'm not putting it on for you, but then I also got me this look

[02:25:21] You ever watch SpongeBob or no?

[02:25:24] Yeah, that's like Squidward's painting

[02:25:26] Yeah, you don't seem to have used that all bro. Have you cracked a smile or something? I already saw it. It's been in your background

[02:25:32] It's not new. That's cat because it's behind my fucking chair

[02:25:35] No, because when you got up with you

[02:25:38] Okay, yeah, sorry

[02:25:40] Oh my god, yo, is that the painting? Is it the painting from SpongeBob, but

[02:25:58] That's good, bro, yeah

[02:26:00] Yeah, I got a lot of shit, but um, no they said like it took me like three hours to open it all

[02:26:06] I think it was bad

[02:26:08] Yeah, but do you like open and close it and open and close it or is it just constantly people are sending to nice have oh

[02:26:13] No, I just I usually open it once a month. So you stock file

[02:26:17] Yeah, a little bit. I'd stop how to make it look like I have more than less

[02:26:20] You know, I'm sorry. Do people ever just send you like paper or something like oh, yeah

[02:26:25] Yeah, one time they said hundreds of boxes of like notes

[02:26:29] No, they sent me just hundreds of papers basically from apparently it's free for UPS air fetus

[02:26:36] And they sent me like thousands of pounds of just paper stacked on each other and I have to tell people when I was there

[02:26:41] like yeah, you could just keep this

[02:26:43] Someone also sent me rocks in my PO box yesterday just straight rocks

[02:26:47] Now it's probably pretty expensive to ship

[02:26:49] Yeah, I when I was dragging because I pick it up off camera and I bring it here

[02:26:54] It was super fucking heavy

[02:26:56] I was probably like a really nice gift or something like that and then I open it on stream and it was like

[02:27:00] Maybe like 300 rocks in a cardboard box. Yeah, were they like cool rocks?

[02:27:05] like

[02:27:07] No, they're not just rock

[02:27:09] I put them in the hallway. You want to go see the rocks? Yeah, you can see the rocks. I

[02:27:16] Mean, yo, I don't know if this is relatable though like my chat or Ron's chat

[02:27:19] But did you guys ever used to break up break up in rocks when you were younger?

[02:27:23] Like I used to I used to find rocks in the woods and shit you fucking slam them on the ground

[02:27:29] They sometimes have crystals in them

[02:27:31] You get a lame rock that or I fucking slam them together that it's spark

[02:27:37] You're like a little geode not like a rare one

[02:27:43] Do you got crack open some of the rocks no

[02:27:47] Don't show me the box like pull out a rock. Oh dude. Those are like fucking skipping stones, man

[02:27:51] What a nice guy wait pull up that flowers

[02:27:54] Dude, those are like awesome skipping stones. Do you have a pool?

[02:27:58] Yeah, I do just fucking skip them in the pool

[02:28:01] Where there's a note on here to avoid danger, keep this plastic bag away from babies.

[02:28:09] Yeah, they might eat the bag. Who's sending this? Yeah, bro, like, this one kind of looks like-

[02:28:14] Those are perfect skipping rocks. Is that what this is? Is this supposed to be skipping rocks?

[02:28:20] No, I think they just happen to send you flat stones, but you should like bring those to like a beach.

[02:28:24] It's it's it's 75 rocks for painting one to one and a half. Oh, they're painting rocks

[02:28:35] dude

[02:28:36] I mean like maybe he sent them like prior to Easter and you're supposed to paint them different colors

[02:28:41] It's like so no somewhat. He probably fucking said it just to piss me off, bro

[02:28:46] Sorry, has anybody sent you like a dead animal or something like that?

[02:28:51] They sent me pissed before from a from a jar

[02:28:54] and horseshit they send me horseshit ones

[02:28:56] ah horseshit is not that bad that's mainly grass

[02:28:58] yo where does dark vader go to get new shoes

[02:29:02] hahaha

[02:29:04] the Darth Maul

[02:29:08] he knows this one i must shut my door

[02:29:10] i know the joke buddy thinks i don't know the joke

[02:29:12] i wonder

[02:29:14] wait ron

[02:29:16] oh you can't hear me

[02:29:18] yo you should do a gross

[02:29:20] you should do a gross challenge

[02:29:22] and like open a sir stromming can in your room and then like spray gear piss everywhere

[02:29:27] because it's like a two worse smelling things. No, you know what the worst smelling thing is? On God

[02:29:33] I'm not overreacting. You know the fart spray is the. It's not a fart spray sir stromming sir stromming.

[02:29:39] I run. I'm Ron. Ron. Fart spray is the worst smell I've ever had. Has anyone in chat ever

[02:29:46] actually bought a fart spray? I don't care. I don't care what you do. Fart spray is an artificial

[02:29:52] smell open a can of sir stromming it'll go and it'll pop open look up somebody eating

[02:30:00] sir stromming please.

[02:30:01] What is it called?

[02:30:02] Sir stromming.

[02:30:03] S-U-R-S-T-R.

[02:30:04] Sir stromming.

[02:30:05] Hold on.

[02:30:06] Do not let this guy find about us.

[02:30:11] Junko's ready bro.

[02:30:12] We're in a call with him.

[02:30:14] Just tell him to join when he's ready.

[02:30:16] Wait this one's squirted everywhere.

[02:30:20] Oh, no, that guy's like really good at eating it though him. Just tell me when he's ready. He's throwing up. Is it is bad?

[02:30:27] wait, this one

[02:30:30] Is this over?

[02:30:32] That's not a reaction. That's not an every action

[02:30:40] Okay, well, no, I mean maybe he's like highlighting a little bit. Oh god, so you know looking at it, dude

[02:30:45] I have the same cam it's like I feel it I feel no I'm so serious looking at it. I feel

[02:30:52] Sorry

[02:30:54] Wait cats eat it. Oh

[02:30:58] My god, no Ron that is like no wrong. Oh my god that one right there the left video

[02:31:04] You're not dead fast.

[02:31:12] Ron, I opened it in my friend's closed shed.

[02:31:15] It was hot.

[02:31:17] And it sparked.

[02:31:18] It got all over my phone.

[02:31:19] Dude, there's a video of me opening it.

[02:31:20] I couldn't even eat it.

[02:31:21] I was no way.

[02:31:25] I'm not fucking faking it.

[02:31:27] I watched myself.

[02:31:27] Dude, no, it's like, Ron, it was the worst smelling thing

[02:31:31] I've ever smelled my entire life.

[02:31:32] Like, if you, the best way that I would describe it.

[02:31:34] It's just dead fish.

[02:31:35] That's all it is.

[02:31:35] No, it's not dead.

[02:31:36] Dude, it's dead fish.

[02:31:37] But Matt, have you ever been fishing?

[02:31:38] Have you ever had, have you ever smelled chum, like fish chum?

[02:31:42] No.

[02:31:43] Wait, the chum bucket.

[02:31:44] That's what chum is?

[02:31:45] Like, oh, wait.

[02:31:48] I'm like looking at your stream.

[02:31:49] It's so laggy.

[02:31:50] Hold on.

[02:31:50] What am I doing?

[02:31:51] I'm being an idiot.

[02:31:52] It's chum.

[02:31:52] So if you imagine chum, or like the best way that I would

[02:31:57] describe it, cut open a catfish that you caught,

[02:32:00] filet its organs out.

[02:32:02] put it in a hot sun room and close the door leave it for like four weeks and

[02:32:06] then just walk in and that's why you will sell that.

[02:32:09] Why do you sell that?

[02:32:10] They eat it.

[02:32:12] Wait, so show me the video of you doing it.

[02:32:14] Screenshare.

[02:32:14] I want to see it.

[02:32:15] Pull up.

[02:32:15] No, just pull it.

[02:32:16] It's on YouTube in the food.

[02:32:20] Screenshare.

[02:32:21] I don't know if it'll be laggy, but I'll try to do it here.

[02:32:23] Oh God, it's I'm going to be watching this shit and like fucking 120.

[02:32:26] What is it called?

[02:32:28] Joe Barton Bart food gauntlet.

[02:32:32] Oh, yeah, right there, but I don't eat it

[02:32:36] So you're a fraud got it. No, I'm not a fraud. No, it's right there

[02:32:42] We know I think it back maybe I don't know that's I figure show it at some point in the video

[02:32:48] All right there. Yeah, shit

[02:32:52] No, but yeah, you missed me opening it. I already you gotta you gotta go back to where it sprays everywhere

[02:32:58] Yeah

[02:32:59] Holy shit you look good, bro

[02:33:02] You going to the gym every single day or what?

[02:33:04] Not be going like five days a week

[02:33:07] Good great, bro. Well, I'm like reacting to a video of me reacting to a video

[02:33:14] Wait, who's fucking shit

[02:33:16] Bro, I was gonna open it in my room and my chat said it was such a bad idea

[02:33:22] Because it like smells for weeks and I was like that can't be true and then I pop it open it actually fucking smells like shit

[02:33:29] I think it was going to explode though.

[02:33:31] I just had my cams off.

[02:33:32] It was like the cam bulges.

[02:33:34] Bro, just walk.

[02:33:35] Wait, so I'm reacting to Joe.

[02:33:38] I'm reacting to Joe.

[02:33:39] I'm reacting to Joe.

[02:33:40] I'm reacting to Joe.

[02:33:41] I can't cut.

[02:33:42] You've got to see the whole thing.

[02:33:43] How should I do this?

[02:33:44] I don't want to.

[02:33:45] Ew.

[02:33:46] Wait, so people on my chat, you guys have been eating this?

[02:33:48] You see this?

[02:33:49] No, they haven't.

[02:33:50] I feel like it's very rare.

[02:33:51] I've been eating that.

[02:33:53] Because you think you're going to...

[02:33:55] Dude, you're like scared of it like it's a bomb.

[02:33:58] Oh, dude, no, it has like an odor, dude.

[02:34:03] Like, it went, when you breathe through your mouth

[02:34:06] and you still smell it.

[02:34:07] Oh, my god.

[02:34:08] I don't know.

[02:34:09] I don't know.

[02:34:11] Who's that?

[02:34:12] Yo, guys, sorry I'm late, guys.

[02:34:13] Oh, hey.

[02:34:14] Oh, my god.

[02:34:17] Oh, my god.

[02:34:17] Did I have a bad time?

[02:34:19] No, you didn't enjoy it at a bad time.

[02:34:20] You're trying to purr my mind.

[02:34:21] Oh, my god, no.

[02:34:22] What are you guys doing right now?

[02:34:23] See, you didn't eat it.

[02:34:24] We're watching a video of me each or a strawman.

[02:34:26] I didn't eat it.

[02:34:27] I didn't smell it. I didn't eat it. Say your say your fraud. I'm not a fucking fraud Ron Ron

[02:34:32] If you eat if you eat one sliver of that of sir strumming. I'm dead ass. I'll give you a hundred kept it

[02:34:38] Yeah, I second that I smelled that you eat it what you have to I on camera

[02:34:43] You have to open you have to pop the can open it on screen

[02:34:47] And then you just live around order it. Can I do it? Oh, you're not fucking door-dashing sir strong

[02:34:52] You have to you have to like order it on Amazon or something. You're not gonna get that no more cells

[02:34:57] Maybe an ally they might sell it

[02:34:59] Well, my cabbage gets here in about 15 minutes. Yeah, he's doing a cabbage. I I told I told Rob

[02:35:06] We were while we were waiting even we've been you know waiting quite a while quite some time

[02:35:11] Yep, no big deal. Anyways

[02:35:13] We were talking about your challenges and we got on the topic of the challenge of how fast can you eat a whole head of lettuce?

[02:35:21] So I want to eat a whole

[02:35:23] Lettuce, lettuce, lettuce, lettuce, lettuce.

[02:35:25] Yes, you might hear me.

[02:35:26] Eat lettuce before?

[02:35:28] So that's actually a great question.

[02:35:29] I was telling Joe about this.

[02:35:30] I'm like, bro, nobody actually eats lettuce from fun.

[02:35:34] Like, nobody does that.

[02:35:35] In a salad.

[02:35:36] Nobody puts lettuce, no, no, no.

[02:35:37] You said your point was lettuce on a burger.

[02:35:40] Well, JC, facts or no.

[02:35:41] You take lettuce off your burger?

[02:35:42] Yes or no?

[02:35:42] Yes.

[02:35:44] I think lettuce amplifies the taste of everything

[02:35:47] just because of the texture.

[02:35:48] But I wouldn't just straight up eat lettuce.

[02:35:51] I think a serial killer would do that.

[02:35:53] OK, well, how much for you to eat a whole,

[02:35:57] how much for you to do the whole head of lettuce challenge?

[02:36:00] I'm not eating a head of lettuce.

[02:36:02] Jinxie, we should do that one.

[02:36:03] Let's run a 1v1 rocket league back.

[02:36:06] And if you lose, instead of the banana sprite challenge,

[02:36:08] this time you'll eat a head of lettuce.

[02:36:10] Joe, but you're saying let's run a rocket league 1v1 back

[02:36:13] as if there's a chance of me winning.

[02:36:16] You're basically just saying, yo, let's punish you.

[02:36:18] Joe's better than you at Rocket League?

[02:36:21] Yeah, yeah, bro.

[02:36:22] Joe, he had diamonds.

[02:36:23] But you play for like four weeks straight.

[02:36:26] Joe, I will get diamond.

[02:36:27] And I'm going to get diamond, chat,

[02:36:29] before or after GTA VI comes out.

[02:36:33] I asked that question earlier.

[02:36:35] I think you'll be done streaming by the time.

[02:36:37] Diamond in solos?

[02:36:39] Like, I just can't choose.

[02:36:41] Like, not getting carried by it.

[02:36:42] No, not to.

[02:36:43] You're random soloed by twos.

[02:36:45] Then you'll get it quicker.

[02:36:47] It's rockin' league the hardest game to get to the top rank.

[02:36:51] No.

[02:36:52] No.

[02:36:53] The hardest game?

[02:36:54] Oh, we're actually in a call with him right now.

[02:36:56] The hardest game to get to the top rank is League.

[02:36:59] No, it's on the game.

[02:37:00] It's on League right now?

[02:37:04] No, yeah, yeah, wait, I'm turning it off.

[02:37:06] Wait, it's because of the wrong scene.

[02:37:08] Okay, we're good.

[02:37:09] Oh my god.

[02:37:10] You're in a game right now.

[02:37:11] No, no, no.

[02:37:12] I just have it open.

[02:37:13] Wait, give me a second.

[02:37:14] Okay, there we go.

[02:37:15] We're good now.

[02:37:16] scale this, bro.

[02:37:18] Like, Super Sonic Legend in Rocket League,

[02:37:20] I think there's like two or 3,000 on any given season.

[02:37:23] I could be wrong.

[02:37:24] That's what it's called, Super Sonic Legend?

[02:37:26] Yeah, SSL.

[02:37:27] SSL.

[02:37:28] It's two to 3,000 every season, which like,

[02:37:30] there's like more billionaires than SSL.

[02:37:32] Challenger, it's 300 per region.

[02:37:36] So there's like, you have a zero.

[02:37:38] But can you hit it and then get kicked out of it,

[02:37:39] kind of like Ballard?

[02:37:40] Like, you know how you top 500?

[02:37:42] Yeah.

[02:37:43] But, Douglas, can you explain how Challenger works?

[02:37:45] league how do you maintain it how do you lose it okay so the way it works is

[02:37:50] that once your master plus you enter like the apex here right and it's like

[02:37:55] the thing is there's a 50% chance that the players in the apex here are like

[02:37:58] actual apex or if they're fucking like dog shit and all right but then once you

[02:38:03] get apex then the top thousand end up hitting grandmaster top year into our

[02:38:07] challenger so it's like once a day that the latter updates wait wait wait I'm

[02:38:12] Yeah, I just saw someone in my chat say someone just said if Ron focuses on his health, bro

[02:38:18] Like that like this is like come on

[02:38:21] Dude, I swear we have different heads when it's just no g430 like listen to this hold on

[02:38:27] Let me see if I can swap it

[02:38:29] But mine's like obnoxiously like it's just like I don't even know dude. Oh

[02:38:35] It's like it's like yeah, it's like loud. I'm pretty sure it's pretty how did you just make it sound so much worse?

[02:38:42] well no i don't this is just the g four thirty years that you they don't make

[02:38:45] these anymore

[02:38:46] they don't make these at all

[02:38:48] yeah like that's discontinued like i used to have one like that i used to have

[02:38:51] like five of them

[02:38:52] but then i'd rather not use that i would snap them in half yeah

[02:38:55] yeah

[02:38:57] he's the problem that was glued the mic would just be glued yeah

[02:39:00] i'd have to have like one headset from two different headsets so it's like

[02:39:04] half was one headset the other half was the other one is split in half why didn't

[02:39:07] you buy a new headset

[02:39:09] No, it's not the same.

[02:39:12] You wouldn't get it.

[02:39:12] What?

[02:39:13] Yeah.

[02:39:13] You guys are like, this is actually weirdly out.

[02:39:16] Like, are you guys on the radio?

[02:39:17] Well, it says, why wouldn't you buy a new headset as Jinxie

[02:39:20] streaming on like a 1080p Chinese webcam off Amazon?

[02:39:24] Ha ha ha.

[02:39:26] OK, I'll give you that.

[02:39:27] OK, Mike, how much did you guys spend on your streaming

[02:39:30] camera?

[02:39:31] I get the same exact one.

[02:39:32] Well, the camera and the lens?

[02:39:33] Or?

[02:39:34] Camera and the lens, yes.

[02:39:36] Bro, I used to sit.

[02:39:37] 5K.

[02:39:38] What's your spec?

[02:39:39] I used to sit on-

[02:39:40] Joe, wait, wait, wait, wait.

[02:39:41] That's nothing, that's-

[02:39:42] Bro, the eyes are-

[02:39:43] My lens is $2,500.

[02:39:46] My camera, when I bought-

[02:39:47] Right now it's cheaper because it's older,

[02:39:49] but my camera when I bought it was probably like 3K.

[02:39:53] Bro, Jinxy, how much do you think the lens is?

[02:39:54] The lens is usually more than the camera.

[02:39:56] The lens are more than the camera.

[02:39:57] I don't know because I have the real-

[02:40:00] I was gonna get a camera, but then I was like, fuck that.

[02:40:02] Wow, you can actually zoom it in like that.

[02:40:05] You zoom it in real, you can zoom it,

[02:40:06] where you can go real wide out.

[02:40:09] But I can go like that.

[02:40:11] But the thing is, bro, I feel like if I have a cheap camera,

[02:40:14] I'm more inclined to attack it or break it if I'm frustrated.

[02:40:20] If I have a good camera, I'm not going to.

[02:40:22] If I have a $5,000 camera, I'm not going to attack it.

[02:40:25] Logitech Brillo, it's $120.

[02:40:27] Why don't you get an Elgato 4Tac?

[02:40:30] The Logitech Brillo is one of the best cameras on Godfrey's price.

[02:40:33] Yo, I've had 30 of these in the last three years.

[02:40:36] I've had 30.

[02:40:37] You just break them constantly.

[02:40:39] I'll break them, or they'll break themselves,

[02:40:41] or they'll get water damaged, or I'll just.

[02:40:43] I do have a keyboard.

[02:40:44] Like, I have a bunch of backup keyboards.

[02:40:48] Oh.

[02:40:49] Yeah, no, I think my camera also is 100 or some shit.

[02:40:53] Yeah, but I can't really focus on.

[02:40:56] I'm weirded out.

[02:40:57] I think you guys are related, I think.

[02:41:00] I don't.

[02:41:01] This is something about it, guys.

[02:41:04] It's just, I don't know.

[02:41:05] You guys are related, I think.

[02:41:08] I also have problems.

[02:41:09] You look like we both have problems.

[02:41:11] And you guys are both ripped, bro.

[02:41:13] Hey, Tron, I can't turn up Jinxies at 200.

[02:41:16] You know, in nine days, I'm supposed to reveal

[02:41:18] that I have a six pack?

[02:41:20] Yeah.

[02:41:21] Which also progress?

[02:41:22] Yeah, you guys are now.

[02:41:24] I was supposed to have a six pack.

[02:41:26] Basically, I said this for two years.

[02:41:28] I think it's been three years in a row now that in June

[02:41:29] I'll have a six pack.

[02:41:30] I have nine days to approach it. It's not that bad. I mean, I mean, are you flexing?

[02:41:40] Okay, yeah, I'm not even king when I say this genuinely. Yeah, you see it, right?

[02:41:44] Yeah, but if you were to starve yourself for at least like half the days

[02:41:47] I think you would actually like be like

[02:41:50] So what percent body fat you think I am?

[02:41:52] Right now probably hold us to 13. No, no, not so I'm well. I'm 12% body fat

[02:42:00] I'm 29% body fat.

[02:42:02] Yeah, you're, he's probably, you, 29 is crazy,

[02:42:04] but you should, I would, I would have guessed you're probably like 20.

[02:42:08] Ah, yeah, I'm gonna say, yeah, around 20.

[02:42:11] Hey, I'm gonna go with 22% body fat.

[02:42:14] Yeah, but it's okay though.

[02:42:15] I'm getting down.

[02:42:16] I have, I have nine days.

[02:42:17] I think I'll hit it.

[02:42:18] I think I'll hit it.

[02:42:19] Well, you could get a visible sex pack, but yeah, I, in nine days, I don't know.

[02:42:26] If I could lose 3%, no, 2% fat every single day, I could hit it.

[02:42:29] You know, it's weird as me and you had the same exact conversation over a year ago in Atlanta

[02:42:34] And I was giving you advice on how to lose weight and you just

[02:42:45] Bro, I think the people that end up losing weight are the people that literally don't say anything about it

[02:42:52] They don't tell anyone about it. They don't say you're saying I should just stop talking about it

[02:42:56] Yeah, actually lose weight. Just do it. They just say shit. I'm gonna prove you wrong. Well, no, you like like Rob

[02:43:03] You're saying you're gonna lose weight, but you change nothing. Why you know what Joe? I should make a tweet you're saying, right?

[02:43:09] You're gonna that you're gonna like well, I'm gonna be quiet that I'm gonna be quiet now

[02:43:13] No, but it wasn't there like I don't know if this is still ongoing. Did you have like a deal or something where it was like?

[02:43:21] Yeah, wasn't it like

[02:43:23] So, okay, so that was last year, so, so June of 2024,

[02:43:29] I told everyone in the house that we lived out in phases,

[02:43:31] and I'd give them 10 bands each if I didn't get it.

[02:43:33] I scammed them, I scammed everybody.

[02:43:35] Yeah, I scammed everybody, but not a single dollar.

[02:43:37] Wait a minute.

[02:43:38] I don't see the dollar.

[02:43:39] So then 2025, no, no, not a single dollar.

[02:43:41] So then 2025, I said, if I don't get it,

[02:43:43] I'll give you $50,000 away to anyone who likes to tweet.

[02:43:46] So we got like 100 or something thousand likes,

[02:43:48] just got some impressions, you know what I'm saying?

[02:43:50] Didn't think much of it.

[02:43:51] I scammed the fuck out of them.

[02:43:52] 2026 I basically said if I don't have a six pack by June

[02:43:58] That I have to run a marathon on stream

[02:44:03] Are you gonna run you're gonna run a marathon on stream

[02:44:06] So how much is a marathon is that 2026 22 miles? How what's the furthest you've ever run? I?

[02:44:13] Ran a 13 minute mile. Oh

[02:44:16] You're fucked you're like dude. You that it's gonna take you like nine hours to fucking

[02:44:22] GenC, literally have a book that you could get to, bro.

[02:44:25] The book that your viewer gave you.

[02:44:27] Yeah, I have a ton of books, too, that I got.

[02:44:30] Yeah, let me see if I can find this.

[02:44:33] I mean, yeah, how to lose weight.

[02:44:36] Oh, here it is, right here.

[02:44:37] Here's the fucking book, bro.

[02:44:39] Ron, read this, bro.

[02:44:41] How to be less fat.

[02:44:44] Oh, that's nice.

[02:44:45] I had a one yesterday that said how to operate

[02:44:48] life with diabetes.

[02:44:49] And I also had one that said, I don't know.

[02:44:52] There's a couple of books that I know.

[02:44:53] There's, yeah.

[02:44:55] Yeah, but like, quitting me.

[02:44:57] Quit quitting me, you complete guy.

[02:45:00] We did a bit of a smoke reader, and you just have that.

[02:45:02] Joe smokes like, daily, right?

[02:45:05] Yeah, well, no, I don't smoke daily,

[02:45:08] but I eat edibles all the time.

[02:45:09] I have like weird fucking bags.

[02:45:10] Joe, what is the most milligrams you've ever

[02:45:13] taken off of edibles?

[02:45:14] Because I tweak a five milligrams.

[02:45:16] I start seeing.

[02:45:17] 50 or 60?

[02:45:19] Like not a lot comparable like there's gonna be people that have that are in like your chat and our chats are like

[02:45:25] Oh, that's nothing. I've eaten a thousand and I'm like, okay, dude

[02:45:28] Wait, why don't we do a day where we all take a edible the same nope. No, I would take it out right now like that's not

[02:45:38] Last time I took an edible I literally lost my mind like I'm not I didn't sleep for like four days

[02:45:44] I think it might have been laced. I'm not gonna lie

[02:45:47] But that scared me straight never did you didn't you didn't sleep for four days

[02:45:52] I thought I would this is when I was 19. I was streaming at the time

[02:45:56] I told my chat about the story most traumatic two weeks of my life. I thought if I went to sleep

[02:46:01] I would die

[02:46:02] I legitimately thought that because I took an edible and lost my mind

[02:46:05] I don't know much out of something edible. Where did you buy the edible from like a guy? I

[02:46:12] literally this shitty like

[02:46:14] like just the scummiest deal or you could imagine.

[02:46:18] Right, it was 19.

[02:46:20] Bro, but listen, the story gets worse.

[02:46:21] I didn't sleep for four days.

[02:46:23] I thought the roof was caving.

[02:46:24] I can't imagine you on an edamom.

[02:46:26] Yeah, I thought the roof was caving.

[02:46:28] I was, this is, if you go to my Twitch chat,

[02:46:30] you can see like the two week period

[02:46:32] where I didn't stream, this is when this happened.

[02:46:34] This was during COVID.

[02:46:35] I got COVID the same week.

[02:46:37] So I didn't sleep for four days and got COVID.

[02:46:40] I was in a hospital with COVID, though.

[02:46:42] literally like I was hospitalized with COVID 10 day quarantine talking to nurses through

[02:46:47] masks.

[02:46:48] 20 days.

[02:46:49] There's no you're saying an edible last that many days.

[02:46:52] No, the edible.

[02:46:53] No, he was just leaking after.

[02:46:54] I don't know if you were laced, man.

[02:46:55] I don't know if you were laced and edible.

[02:46:56] You didn't go to like a dispensary.

[02:46:57] I think you just tweaked, bro.

[02:46:58] I'm not going to lie.

[02:46:59] No, I took five milligrams Joe and I started seeing like the shadow man.

[02:47:00] Like I started looking around, bro.

[02:47:01] Like I was eating a burger in less than five seconds in my head.

[02:47:02] It felt like I was eating a burger in less than five seconds.

[02:47:03] I was like, I'm not going to lie.

[02:47:04] I'm not going to lie.

[02:47:05] I'm not going to lie.

[02:47:06] I'm not going to lie.

[02:47:07] I started looking around, bro.

[02:47:08] Like I was eating a burger in less than five seconds in my head.

[02:47:12] It felt like, so the one thing that happened to me,

[02:47:14] I don't know if anyone else experiences this.

[02:47:16] I mean, Joe, I feel like you're so advanced now

[02:47:18] that you can't feel like what we feel, pause.

[02:47:20] But it's like, bro, I took the edible.

[02:47:22] You're describing how I'd feel on like mushrooms, like.

[02:47:25] Okay, so we got a drug addict in the car.

[02:47:27] Got it. Listen, Joe, I took five milligrams

[02:47:30] and I started saying words in my head

[02:47:32] and I'll talk it on and be like,

[02:47:34] don't say that aloud.

[02:47:34] And then I'd say it again in my head,

[02:47:36] like a sentence in a day, like I would talk in my head

[02:47:39] and think that it's out loud.

[02:47:41] Wait, Joe, you've done shrooms?

[02:47:43] I've done shrooms like 10 times.

[02:47:45] You've alive and done them.

[02:47:47] I've been done them.

[02:47:47] That's what all philosophers do, bro.

[02:47:49] I've done them in over a year, because the last time I took

[02:47:52] them, they're called penis envy.

[02:47:53] And my boy was like, you want to do mushrooms?

[02:47:57] I got penis envy shrooms.

[02:47:58] I was like, yeah, sure.

[02:47:58] And normally, I'd know like a week before.

[02:48:01] But I went to this Airbnb and we took them.

[02:48:04] And we're watching this salmon documentary

[02:48:07] and Morgan Freeman's commentating it.

[02:48:09] And I just start fucking, fucking, bro.

[02:48:12] The TV's morphing, the walls are turning.

[02:48:15] My friend's giggling and he's fucking talking about it.

[02:48:18] And I'm like, oh, hell no.

[02:48:20] I start listening to Resonance, the song on repeat.

[02:48:23] And I'm like chilling out, I'm fine.

[02:48:25] I stand up, I'm talking to my friend.

[02:48:27] He's like, I don't feel anything.

[02:48:28] I'm gonna eat more.

[02:48:29] I go, don't do that.

[02:48:31] So he eats another gram and a half.

[02:48:33] And mushrooms is the thing that I heard when you started cutting up, but it's the thing that opens up your brain, right?

[02:48:38] Like it makes you like yeah, like the next different neural pathways

[02:48:42] There's like research into it and stuff

[02:48:44] but like I always say you shouldn't take mushrooms like unless it's prescribed by a doctor in like a place where it's legal, but

[02:48:51] Yeah, no, I was bugging and my friends took more. I

[02:48:55] End up standing up and I feel like I'm in like a fun house. You know how like everything's like turning

[02:49:00] So like all everything that is physical is moving around me

[02:49:06] That's just like any trip really, but it was like more intense this time and

[02:49:11] What can you stop like a trip like that whatever you want or no

[02:49:15] You're tripping for six hours like you're like you're like the and it's not like an edible where you eat an edible 45 minutes later

[02:49:23] you eat mushrooms like 15 minutes later you're fucking tweaking and

[02:49:26] And like so the worst trip I ever had I put you know the the game man of Madonna

[02:49:34] It's a horror game. It's like a dark anthology horror games supermassive

[02:49:37] Anyway, it's tripping and you got over or I well

[02:49:39] This was like the third time I ever trip my friend was like let's play man of Madonna

[02:49:43] There was four of us and there's four characters in man of a Don so he was like we're just gonna control each character

[02:49:47] I eat them and the characters I start looking like a goldfish. I can't move. I'm like sinking into my couch

[02:49:54] I'm like actually fucking panicking. I can't tell if it's the game or if it's me. That's freaking out like if I am I actually

[02:50:01] Seeing what's happening or as my mind imagining

[02:50:06] No, well, then it was amazing after and I ended up listening to ice cube

[02:50:11] Like you know how we do it or some shit was the best song ever

[02:50:13] But I was like the best

[02:50:15] I'm like all over the place, but this is how the trips go like you're bouncing constantly and you'll be like

[02:50:20] Oh, it's been hours you check your phone. It's been 15 minutes and you're like, holy shit

[02:50:25] Like it wasn't your you're going to gay when you took the penis envy one was it called that because like you're getting jealous

[02:50:31] Have your friends meat size or something? No, no

[02:50:34] It's called penis envy because the dude that made the mushroom called it that's like a Freudian thing

[02:50:39] I don't know. It's the straw. I don't know why it's called penis envy, but no, I was not jealous of my my friends

[02:50:45] Yeah, okay. Now wait. I got the thing and I understand weed affects everybody differently like everyone's wiring. Yeah

[02:50:53] Like I don't get paranoid some people do. Yeah, some people do but like for me

[02:50:57] I like being in control of like my mind and I feel like I would never do shrooms

[02:51:04] But even be I just feel like I had no control over my mind

[02:51:08] So I just don't smoke you don't you don't smoke but you do cocaine like every 15 minutes on your street

[02:51:14] Yo, actually every bathroom break, dude. Yeah, no, bro. I use the restroom

[02:51:21] In the bathroom, you know, you do a little

[02:51:26] No

[02:51:30] Because I know but if I were to take it out generally go like schizo-front it so

[02:51:34] Hey, you know what? Yes, you would I bet you bro. Yes, you would definitely

[02:51:39] Yes, I get paranoid too

[02:51:41] I like when I agree because like when I did the edible like I took a tiny bite and I was scared before it even happened

[02:51:47] Bro, like I was just what you're fucking up your mind prior

[02:51:50] I've had like I've greened out before like there's been time. I've never done that. We can there's one stream

[02:51:56] Oh my god. I played Mario Party, but every mini game

[02:52:00] I lost a milligram and I lost like so many games and

[02:52:04] Ended up to getting to the point where I was just so high. I was like, bro

[02:52:08] I never I never did that shit like Nate Nate shot one stream. He said he was so high

[02:52:12] He just unplugged his PC and he said that his stream crashed

[02:52:16] But like there's been times where I'm like damn, but I need to get off

[02:52:29] You have less control on alcohol than you do on we

[02:52:38] And Jake, she was like, I'm hammered right now.

[02:52:41] Mark down beer number three.

[02:52:43] Mark down beer number three.

[02:52:45] Yes, bro.

[02:52:45] Yeah, no, I'm a proud, lightweight drinker,

[02:52:48] because guess what?

[02:52:49] But you're not hammered off that.

[02:52:51] Wait, but do you like beer, or do you drink like, like, you

[02:52:53] like beer, don't you?

[02:52:56] I love beer, bro.

[02:52:57] Yeah, I was going to say, I can't drink beer.

[02:52:58] Don't even get me started on beer.

[02:53:00] I love beer.

[02:53:00] Top five beers.

[02:53:01] Top five beers.

[02:53:03] Oh my god.

[02:53:04] OK, number one, Landshark.

[02:53:06] Number two, Peroni, the Italian beer.

[02:53:08] Number three, give me Blue Moon.

[02:53:11] Four, give me Conas.

[02:53:13] You should do a beer mukbang.

[02:53:14] You're having some shit-ass fucking thanks here, man.

[02:53:16] I'm not gonna lie.

[02:53:17] I should do a beer mukbang.

[02:53:19] Bro, I should, oh my God, it's gonna be it.

[02:53:21] And then five, I could go timeless and say Miller Lite

[02:53:24] because you go to any beer restaurant.

[02:53:25] Yeah, you gotta have a staple.

[02:53:27] They have Miller Lite.

[02:53:28] You need one beer where everyone has it

[02:53:30] and Miller Lite is like, I mean, I could drink.

[02:53:32] I'm a little bit of a sissy boy.

[02:53:33] Like when I go to restaurants all that,

[02:53:35] Like I asked for like the really exotic sugary drinks and they're so good, bro

[02:53:40] It feels like sunshine all get I normally get a spicy mar

[02:53:48] That that night was bad you're wrong call me bro. It's like Joe's like you've never I call

[02:53:54] No, I called Joe. I'm like I forgot what I think I was like planning like something. He's like

[02:54:01] Like let me call you back, bro

[02:54:05] I drink occasionally, but the thing is that it's like once every few months, you know

[02:54:13] Yeah

[02:54:14] I have a stream idea what?

[02:54:16] League of legends, but you do one loss equals one beer in challenge or mobbies

[02:54:21] Okay, the problem with that is that by the end of the stream I'm turning into a homer under

[02:54:25] No, I think you wouldn't get that drunk because don't lead games take like an average of 35 minutes or so

[02:54:31] Like

[02:54:35] Because like if riot sensor agents after you and they just give you only losers cue then the promise that you literally cannot

[02:54:41] You're just getting hot stuff in 20 minutes

[02:54:44] You could end the day with alcohol poisoning even if you play perfect like I did just I

[02:54:50] Did one NNA watch party stream where me and my boy bet on a winner

[02:54:54] And if you've lost you had to take a shot and there's like 12 fights that we watch and I lost like nine

[02:54:59] There's a clip of me eating eggs with my hands at like three in the morning on a baller and a cue

[02:55:04] And I saw a clip of you talking about that clip like yeah

[02:55:08] And then I searched it up and I saw so bad

[02:55:11] That was that and then I did a trivia challenge where I chugged like I took a beer a glass of wine two buzz balls

[02:55:19] Like a shot and something else and I was fine and then right when stream ended

[02:55:24] I went it was like a flash bang like it all hit me because it was like the last five minutes

[02:55:29] I chugged it on I was like oh

[02:55:32] Dude, okay, but you went from that's like a cardinal sin

[02:55:35] Bro, you don't go from like beer to wine or wine to beer you have to say that bad though

[02:55:40] Yes, bro beer to liquor or liquor to beer especially wine beer to wine me home

[02:55:46] No, if I'm gonna drink wine, I'm just gonna drink wine and I'll drink it with a steak

[02:55:50] Wait, Jinx, you said you don't know how you drink. How are you the expert?

[02:55:54] Because I'm live, fucking live.

[02:55:56] Bro, I do drink a lot. It's not good, bro.

[02:56:00] How many days a week are you drinking?

[02:56:03] Like once or twice.

[02:56:06] So when we're together, are you gonna drink?

[02:56:09] No, I'm not gonna drink during Minecraft.

[02:56:12] I'm just gonna delay this dream by like a month if I get drunk.

[02:56:16] But no, like I drink like once or twice, but like to find like getting drunk, I don't get drunk.

[02:56:23] I've never gotten drunk ever.

[02:56:27] I'd rather drink occasionally than smoke occasionally for me because when I smoke I have no control over my mind.

[02:56:37] When I drink I just play music and order a pizza and go to sleep. It's fucking awesome.

[02:56:43] Have you ever gotten like so drunk that you'd like thrown out? Yeah, oh my god. Yeah, dude there's

[02:56:50] Brothers one time where I was like literally hammered I woke up at four in the morning

[02:56:56] In like because you know like when you get drunk sometimes you actually don't sleep

[02:57:00] Like you know what I mean? You get like three hours of sleep. Well, you know fucks up your sleep like even if you fall sick for six

[02:57:05] Hours, it's like you've gotten to yeah, I woke up at four in the morning

[02:57:09] I already puked at midnight and I woke up at four in the morning and I had to puke again

[02:57:13] And I couldn't even make it to the toilet

[02:57:15] I just projectile vomited on my way to toilet and that was when I was like, all right. Wow

[02:57:20] Yeah, but I feel like you don't even have to get drunk for that because even me sometimes like I've thrown up in the morning

[02:57:26] So it's like I'd maybe like three or four drinks like the night before

[02:57:30] You might want to get that checked out

[02:57:32] I've grown up the next day from three beers.

[02:57:35] Yeah, like I'll sit down.

[02:57:37] You might have like poison in there.

[02:57:39] So it'll be like the coolers.

[02:57:40] Like, you know, like the Smirnoff shit?

[02:57:42] You can't throw three of those, can you?

[02:57:45] Oh, Smirnoff!

[02:57:46] You know what?

[02:57:47] You know what I do like though?

[02:57:48] Speaking of like Smirnoff, bro, I low-key really like, and people call me a sissy boy

[02:57:51] for drinking it, but bro, I really like Mike's Heart Lemonade.

[02:57:53] Oh, God.

[02:57:54] I low-key.

[02:57:55] Yeah, I don't think I've had a Mike's Heart in years.

[02:57:57] Bro, Joe, you know about it.

[02:57:59] Come on, bro.

[02:58:00] New Jersey.

[02:58:01] I've had him, but I have had him in years, hold on.

[02:58:03] I'm gonna go piss, and then we gotta fucking start this game.

[02:58:06] Yep.

[02:58:07] Oh, my lettuce just got here.

[02:58:08] Hey.

[02:58:10] Chack, have me down.

[02:58:10] Hey, my lettuce just got here.

[02:58:12] Hold on.

[02:58:24] Jon says.

[02:58:25] Yo, what's up?

[02:58:25] And then there was two.

[02:58:27] Wait, Jinxie.

[02:58:28] Jinxie, I want you to look at Discord right now,

[02:58:30] Check out the message I sent you.

[02:58:32] Okay.

[02:58:33] Let me see.

[02:58:34] Okay.

[02:58:35] Yep.

[02:58:36] Thanks.

[02:58:37] Thanks for the goon material.

[02:58:42] Yeah.

[02:58:43] My chat wasn't rolling.

[02:58:44] You were actually in the stream doing this.

[02:58:46] I'm going to say as the bathroom bakes weren't for pissing.

[02:58:51] Oh my God, bro.

[02:58:53] Dude, no, but not to have to.

[02:58:56] Bro, dude, no, but Dante, when you said that you don't smoke weed because you have the

[02:59:04] awareness knowing that if you did smoke weed, you'd lose your mind, hey, bro, let me second

[02:59:10] that.

[02:59:11] Yo, if you smoked weed, Dante, you're like, you're fucked like, literally.

[02:59:16] Yeah.

[02:59:17] I think you're fucked because of League of Legends.

[02:59:19] Probably.

[02:59:20] But if you were to add weed to the mix, I think Dante would like literally becomes

[02:59:24] schizophrenic.

[02:59:25] I'm not kidding.

[02:59:26] That's why it's like I would literally become like a threat to like national security

[02:59:31] You know what I mean like I could not even do that cuz like I would wake up

[02:59:35] I'd be in the middle of a jail cell and it's like I wouldn't even know what happened the night before you know

[02:59:40] I'm talking about yeah, like I legitimately think if you got high you might actually

[02:59:45] Physically assault one of your League of Legends teammates like you would find a way to do it. Oh, oh, yeah, I mean they wouldn't be breathing

[02:59:56] Yeah, yeah, no, yeah, like somebody in the fuck out of the game. Yes, bro

[03:00:01] Speaking of vices chat, we're about to play a game called gamble with your friends where we will be four-way running a casino

[03:00:09] Wait, jing see do you know I gambling is such a good thing?

[03:00:13] Why?

[03:00:14] Because if you gamble that's a run if you gamble you can only lose a hundred percent of your money

[03:00:20] Yeah, you can gain a thousand. Yep. Yep. Yep. Yep. That's good. Oh, I like that one

[03:00:24] Yeah, yeah, bro, I'm not even kidding chat. I don't know if the statistics aren't even available, bro

[03:00:32] But I would say if you're a lifetime gambler

[03:00:36] You probably have a 90 to 95 percent chance of losing money

[03:00:40] Lifetime gambler like gambling multiple if you're a lifetime gambler, I would say you have a 99 percent chance of losing money

[03:00:46] You're gonna be like I cannot lose if you don't quit simple as that. No

[03:00:50] It's statistically the house has such an edge that if you infinitely gambled you would only lose money

[03:00:58] 50-50 you either win or you lose

[03:01:02] Case either has a knife or not a knife and oh my god the lettuce head

[03:01:07] No, you should wash it first. You should wash it

[03:01:14] Because if it has

[03:01:15] Bacterias and then you eat it then the bacteria are gonna fight your body and it'll make you lose more weight

[03:01:20] Oh

[03:01:25] Wait, so if I take this and there's like parasites and all that and they eat amongst my fat and muscles I can lose weight

[03:01:31] Yes, exactly. So okay, so I have okay. So that's a that's a take from a guy who goes to the gym

[03:01:37] Now I need to take from the philosopher Joe I

[03:01:40] Would say that you should probably wash it just on the off chain

[03:01:44] It's you're probably fine if you didn't but you should you should just like run it underwater

[03:01:48] Okay, now I need I need an answer from the dumb ass. Do you see what do you think?

[03:01:54] Okay, I would say wash it bro. I mean are you gonna eat the whole head?

[03:01:58] You told me to eat the whole thing. Yeah, how long do you now that you're looking at it?

[03:02:02] How long do you think it'll take you this is fucking heavy?

[03:02:05] Wait, so is Ron gonna eat this before we play or while we're playing?

[03:02:09] No, while we're playing.

[03:02:10] Oh no, you're gonna hear me.

[03:02:11] Bro, is it gonna, like, literally just deafen my eardrums?

[03:02:16] Well, no, there's a thing in the game where we could cut off his mouth and then he's muffled,

[03:02:20] so then we could just not hear him.

[03:02:23] Okay, Joe, do you want to load this shit up?

[03:02:25] Yeah, hold up.

[03:02:26] I was gonna say, like, is there even a point in washing it, though?

[03:02:28] Because if it has, like, parasites and shit like that, then would water really get rid of them?

[03:02:33] Um, yeah, if you like rinse it off. I mean have you ever seen the videos of like people washing chicken and soap and shit?

[03:02:43] He did not fucking wash that right he went in the bathroom rinsed it off for half a second and then fucking

[03:02:51] Walk back out. Okay. Wait, uh, Jane Steve. What's your steam name? I need out of you. Oh

[03:02:56] Yeah, we gotta add each other

[03:03:03] Yo, Joe, is there this thing in your chat that spawned in about two weeks ago where everyone just spams

[03:03:09] LARP LARPING

[03:03:11] Uh, LARP LARP LARP SOHOR

[03:03:14] Or LARP LARP SOHOR

[03:03:16] Well, some version of LARPing, yes, but not...

[03:03:20] Yo, I speak to the ones that you mentioned

[03:03:23] No one actually knows what LARPing is, bro, they just say LARP

[03:03:27] We can go up, or we can go

[03:03:31] Oh yeah, correct

[03:03:33] Wait, so should I try to take a bite?

[03:03:34] Joe, here, ready?

[03:03:35] I want to say, ready for the last one.

[03:03:37] Listen, just listen, ready?

[03:03:38] I'm pulling up this thing.

[03:03:39] Wait, so should I try to take a bite?

[03:03:41] Yeah, well, I'm here.

[03:03:41] It has to be relative fucking loud.

[03:03:44] Oh my god.

[03:03:45] OK, no troll.

[03:03:47] This is not possible.

[03:03:48] I'm trying to go right.

[03:03:49] You took one bite and you're already saying it's not possible.

[03:03:52] Wait, but don't be with you that all the time.

[03:03:54] Don't be with you just yet.

[03:03:56] Oh, no.

[03:03:58] You'll have to send it in the bootchamber.

[03:04:01] There's no way, bro, you ordered a head of lettuce

[03:04:05] just to fucking take one bite and then spit it out.

[03:04:07] No, I'm not, I gotta just prep myself.

[03:04:09] That was, I was gonna.

[03:04:11] I have it in the thing now, it's in the thing.

[03:04:13] You're still gonna, you're gonna tackle it?

[03:04:18] So what's the game called?

[03:04:19] You're eating it right now, Ron?

[03:04:21] Huh?

[03:04:21] What's the game called?

[03:04:22] Gamble with your friends.

[03:04:25] Ooh.

[03:04:25] Not your gamble.

[03:04:26] My name's Chasbro.

[03:04:28] Seven dollars.

[03:04:29] Oh.

[03:04:30] All right, bundle.

[03:04:32] That's breaking the bank.

[03:04:33] Scoff at a $7 game, bro.

[03:04:37] Can I get a hundred gifted y'all?

[03:04:39] Yo, yo, a hundred gifted to buy a $7 game.

[03:04:44] Wait, I just bought the wrong game.

[03:04:46] I just bought carry the glass with your friends.

[03:04:49] Well, you might know, am I coming to bundle?

[03:04:55] Oh, it does.

[03:04:56] You're right.

[03:04:57] OK, interesting.

[03:04:58] Two gigabytes.

[03:04:59] Let's see if this even fucking dabbles on my internet.

[03:05:03] Let's go gambling.

[03:05:07] Yeah.

[03:05:09] Do I have any of you added on Steam?

[03:05:13] No.

[03:05:14] I put my thing in the chat.

[03:05:15] I put my thing in the chat.

[03:05:16] Wait, Jynx is already Admir, no.

[03:05:19] I put my thing in the chat, my friend code.

[03:05:22] Yeah, right now I think my friend code is Admir.

[03:05:25] I sent you a front request.

[03:05:29] But yeah, you know the rule of gambling that I learned and I it's actually suffering for the rest of my life

[03:05:35] somebody said

[03:05:37] Gamble with an amount of money that you're okay with losing three times

[03:05:42] If you're okay with losing the amount of money three times, so that's actually speaking you could you could probably like

[03:05:50] Gamble like four million dollars in front

[03:05:53] I'm not ever doing that. I'm literally not ever doing that bro

[03:05:57] What's the most you've ever lost gambling, Jinxie, in like one day?

[03:06:03] Dude, the most I've ever lost gambling...

[03:06:06] Oh my god, I actually don't know...

[03:06:08] Oh my god, I got a phone call.

[03:06:10] I think probably...

[03:06:12] Dude, I used to play a lot of poker, like in person, like at Casino's, I love poker.

[03:06:18] Because the reason why I like Texas Holdings specifically is because it's actually a skill game.

[03:06:22] Like, if you understand poker, you like know what I'm talking about.

[03:06:26] but like in Texas Hortom, you're playing the player.

[03:06:30] You're not playing the house.

[03:06:32] But with that being said,

[03:06:33] dude, I was playing a big poker game one night

[03:06:36] and I think I lost like,

[03:06:40] maybe like $19,000 at a poker table.

[03:06:44] Wow.

[03:06:45] $19,000 at a poker table.

[03:06:47] I was gonna say the most I want for the day

[03:06:50] is probably like five.

[03:06:51] Yeah, I mean one time I went gambling I lost $30 said wow that's like 15 that's like 15

[03:06:59] times and I never did it again.

[03:07:01] Oh no.

[03:07:02] You have mental fortitude for that.

[03:07:04] I would go I need to take more money out and gamble it.

[03:07:08] No, I'm actually totally wrong.

[03:07:11] The most I've lost was a clash royale wager against Togey and Steve will do it.

[03:07:17] I lost 90 grand.

[03:07:19] I actually forgot that.

[03:07:20] lost 90k to see people do it in Togi.

[03:07:23] They didn't Togi not.

[03:07:24] I didn't need.

[03:07:26] And then Togi, which I found out a week ago, didn't, okay, Joe, please listen to this.

[03:07:33] I was supposed to give $90,000 to a charity of Togi's choice.

[03:07:38] I gave him the money, or I think the amount was, but I also side bet with Steve, so like,

[03:07:45] I thought I was going to win and I lost, because all I had to do was beat Togi in 10 games

[03:07:48] of flash in a row which I thought would be free he beat me on like the eighth game in

[03:07:52] mega draft I gave him and then Steve was like yeah let's do a side bet I'm bored

[03:07:57] like $20,000 it's like oh my god and I'm like okay like I'm gonna give you like

[03:08:02] a line or whatever because I gave him a line because I didn't think it was a fair

[03:08:06] bet yeah come to find out I lose to toky I give him $90,000 cash like wired it to

[03:08:11] him like the next day uh don't hear a word from him eight months later he

[03:08:17] He gambles it all the way and never told him to the charity, but he said he will, he said he will, but I don't know, yeah he gambled it all the way.

[03:08:25] So you gave him $90,000.

[03:08:27] He hasn't donated the money yet, but he took the money that he was supposed to donate to a charity and then gambled it.

[03:08:32] Yes, he gambled it.

[03:08:34] And lost?

[03:08:35] Well, he lost all of them.

[03:08:38] Yeah, but really, he lost all of them.

[03:08:40] Oh, he's saying he donated it.

[03:08:42] Yeah, he donated it to the casino.

[03:08:44] No, I think he did it actually to the last video there for some.

[03:08:47] No, yeah, I think he did donate it now, but I'm saying like, oh, I know, I know, yeah.

[03:08:52] Yes, a week ago, like, I found out.

[03:08:54] What does this mean? Am I feeling lucky? Do I say yes or no?

[03:08:57] But yeah, the thing is, Tobi would always, like, he would always pay out.

[03:08:59] Oh, I said yes.

[03:09:01] Are you feeling lucky? Chad, what did you think, bro?

[03:09:04] I said, probably not that that happened.

[03:09:06] It's been lucky, you could play the game.

[03:09:08] Wait, did you, uh, did you add me back?

[03:09:12] I'm gonna host a game

[03:09:14] Wait, don't that's what were you saying?

[03:09:17] Oh, no, I was gonna say donating to charity is like gambling anyways

[03:09:20] Cuz you never know if the people actually can get your funds over go side. Oh my god. I like you don't say this is like

[03:09:26] No, this is you're my type of guy, bro. I'm not gonna lie

[03:09:29] I'm gonna be honest with you, bro. Yeah, that's why I don't donate. Yeah, bro. Yeah

[03:09:35] Okay, I said are you feeling lucky and it relaunched me to the steam home street? I

[03:09:40] I invited Ron and Jinxie. I don't have it. Oh, you're ahead

[03:09:48] Oh my god, yeah, no, you don't put on film lucky in VC Ron

[03:10:02] No

[03:10:04] If you join, you should be able to invite you.

[03:10:07] Should I death it or no?

[03:10:09] What the fuck?

[03:10:10] Okay.

[03:10:11] Alright, I'm getting it.

[03:10:12] You're gonna load these, should I death it?

[03:10:14] You have to get lucky to play.

[03:10:15] You can just leave it in game.

[03:10:17] Okay.

[03:10:18] Or not in game.

[03:10:19] You can leave it in.

[03:10:20] Host game?

[03:10:21] Yo, Junko.

[03:10:22] We're trying to fill a verse right now.

[03:10:23] You got to invite them.

[03:10:24] Thanks.

[03:10:25] Jinksy, you got to invite them.

[03:10:26] What's happening?

[03:10:27] Bro, it's not in game.

[03:10:28] No, wait.

[03:10:29] Jinksy.

[03:10:30] Wait.

[03:10:31] Jinksy, you need to join them and then our first invite me.

[03:10:33] Oh my god, I could do whatever. Oh my god, I still have the same fit on

[03:10:38] Invite down that I could literally just run around with you

[03:10:42] What is this? I could just play with your in my toy, bro

[03:10:47] yo

[03:10:49] Alright get rid of you get the fuck out of me

[03:10:54] What are you doing what what's happening? Why are you shaking your head?

[03:10:59] Well, you're getting carried around up there in this

[03:11:03] okay

[03:11:06] it's me

[03:11:09] i don't know how to

[03:11:15] i don't know how to

[03:11:17] oh my god it's gonna be one of these games like that

[03:11:20] if somebody's fallen over you can grab it

[03:11:23] there we go

[03:11:24] ready? yeah let's talk about the outfit number one

[03:11:28] wait you get, wait why do you have all the cool stuff and we don't

[03:11:30] I played this game once before so you're a sweat got it so I'm gonna explain how the game works

[03:11:40] Because I'm Doug Dimmodome. Oh

[03:11:42] Doug Dimmodome from fucking

[03:11:45] Yep, not Johnny test

[03:11:47] No, you know SpongeBob Wilson Johnny test. It was fairly easy. You kind of look like a toy for Thanos

[03:11:52] Wait, so the way this is our casino. This is kind of a shit hole right now. This isn't the casino. Oh my god

[03:11:58] I'm gonna explain gather around I'm gonna explain how the game works come over here come over here come over here

[03:12:05] Rod wait to the tickets in the pop-up to matter. No the tickets buy us items

[03:12:10] And you see all we have money in the top right green screen on chat

[03:12:12] So yo, I'm gonna explain this shit real quick

[03:12:15] The the top right is how much money we have in green the top right in red is how much we need

[03:12:22] We're going to get in that limo over there

[03:12:24] And we're gonna go to the casino and we have five minutes to get the amount of money that we need and leave and then

[03:12:31] To me in fortnight terms

[03:12:34] in four night terms

[03:12:36] So

[03:12:38] The amount we have on the top right is Matt's the amount we have is Matt's in wood

[03:12:43] Right, and the top right on red is how much we need right you need to get to 999

[03:12:49] the top left is tickets in fortnight terms that would be like

[03:12:52] uh

[03:12:54] Gold and you

[03:12:57] Vending machines, but instead of vending machines we buy items that make it so we can make more money over here look

[03:13:04] Stand it now

[03:13:08] Oh, yeah, chemo. We know you guys in a cigar your arm. Why do you say it?

[03:13:13] They are shut the fuck up. Don't feel about that. That's it's your oh, it's your old just are how do you do that?

[03:13:18] You're old

[03:13:23] Where you actually do oh my god

[03:13:37] Yo joke

[03:13:44] We're not we're in the lobby right now, bro, we haven't even started the game

[03:13:48] All right, bro. Why are we jumping on the trampoline over here? Joe? I'm bouncing on it job

[03:13:59] That's gonna be you at the BBC building on the

[03:14:13] This is the shit this is the shit that we need to buy so you see how we have items they change

[03:14:18] our shit like this will give you a random item you put in here if you want to buy it

[03:14:22] this way by something yes you should buy stuff what should we buy what's worth

[03:14:29] buying a random item you see you just got to read what they do I'm going to point

[03:14:33] into a free max that's not murder you want to buy so where does dog more get his

[03:14:38] shoes yo all right hey no I'm just buying these oh my god who just bought

[03:14:45] Something for a fucking ticket. Yeah, it's so just bought the fucking ticket. Who bought something?

[03:14:50] I bought two items that we need. Yo, what are you holding right now?

[03:14:54] She's we need listen we need a taser because if we have an unruly gambling addict. I'm gonna murder him

[03:14:59] This is not a taser

[03:15:02] Yes, it looks like it literally said taser. Okay?

[03:15:08] No, this is sure that's it. That's not sorry. That's necessary. I'm gonna buy

[03:15:15] JC what drop the drop the table for Joe. It's a tazer, dude. It's not a tazer. It says use on keypad to increase max bet.

[03:15:23] It's not a tazer. It's a tazer right there Joe. It's a tazer, but you can't taze anyone with it.

[03:15:29] Let's see if it's a fucking tazer. How do I work with tazer? Nope. Nope.

[03:15:33] We bought it. Alright, let's go.

[03:15:38] Oh my god.

[03:15:39] I bought it. I bought it. I bought it. I bought it. We get it when we go to the casino.

[03:15:44] Yo, get in the limo.

[03:15:45] How about angry bastard?

[03:15:46] This is our driver?

[03:15:47] What's up?

[03:15:48] Oh, here we need to get in the limo.

[03:15:49] Oh, get in.

[03:15:50] Yo, how do you see?

[03:15:51] Oh, shut up and get in the fucking car, dude!

[03:15:54] Wait, pick him up.

[03:15:55] Pick him up and just bring him to the...

[03:15:56] Stop hitting me with that!

[03:15:58] Alright, then walk into the limo.

[03:16:00] Yo, how do you physically assault someone in this game?

[03:16:03] Yo, oh my god!

[03:16:05] Oh my god!

[03:16:06] What the fuck is this guy looking at?

[03:16:08] Wait, wait, this is the first time...

[03:16:10] Bro.

[03:16:11] Alright, good.

[03:16:12] This is gonna be hell

[03:16:22] Only five minutes how do we do this? Well now we're gonna go over here to the elevator

[03:16:29] And these are our items

[03:16:32] Okay, so we have the taser and the random mystery box

[03:16:36] Pick up that, and then open it.

[03:16:38] I thought it wasn't a tanger, Joe.

[03:16:41] It's not.

[03:16:41] He can't tase anybody with it.

[03:16:43] Do you want me to be the singer?

[03:16:45] Yeah, sing for us.

[03:16:45] Sing us a song.

[03:16:46] You have to sing when we're gambling,

[03:16:48] and then it'll increase our profit.

[03:16:49] We're going to go to the.

[03:16:50] OK, OK, OK.

[03:16:52] All right, so this is the casino.

[03:16:54] We have five minutes starting now to make another $200.

[03:16:58] So you have to go to the slots.

[03:16:59] There's a bunch of games there's roulette.

[03:17:01] You just understand how to make.

[03:17:02] You gamble wherever you want they have like dice they have roulette

[03:17:11] No you don't want to do a dollar you have to be more than a dollar bet bro

[03:17:18] Ohhhh

[03:17:20] Yeah

[03:17:22] You're betting a dollar you're not really going to win

[03:17:25] Oh my god

[03:17:27] Yo, not this, come over here real quick bro

[03:17:29] Who was was the taser?

[03:17:32] Yeah, yo, hey, bro. We're running a casino. Why are you screaming?

[03:17:38] $60

[03:17:59] What is this one? Oh god.

[03:18:00] What?

[03:18:01] Joe won 350 with the fuck?

[03:18:03] Yeah.

[03:18:04] No, I just won 350.

[03:18:06] Because I'm betting on roulette.

[03:18:08] Okay.

[03:18:10] Oh my god.

[03:18:12] We got two.

[03:18:14] We're not gambling.

[03:18:16] And for Zixx, we're viewing the charcuterie board.

[03:18:18] Just one more.

[03:18:20] Yeah, we got enough money if we want to get right now.

[03:18:22] We got some money.

[03:18:24] No, you stopped it.

[03:18:26] We stopped it.

[03:18:28] Oh

[03:18:43] Confused why are they winning so many times the casino?

[03:18:58] I need the max win! I need the max!

[03:19:00] Oh no, no, no, no, no!

[03:19:02] I feel like fucking trainwrecks!

[03:19:04] Dude, who just maxed that?

[03:19:06] I've seen it, YARO!

[03:19:08] YARO POOLIN'!!!

[03:19:10] You just saw $600!

[03:19:12] Right, we're out of money!

[03:19:14] We're out of money, we're out of money, we're out of money, we're out of money!

[03:19:16] So wait, was the objective to lose money?

[03:19:18] If it was, we hit a lick.

[03:19:20] Okay!

[03:19:22] Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no!

[03:19:24] We're out of money!

[03:19:26] Oh

[03:19:41] We're dead

[03:19:48] Disgusting

[03:19:51] No, this is bullshit

[03:19:56] Screens like to change the odds. Yes, I'm Joe the slot is like to my file stomach

[03:20:03] Whoa, we got a fortune. They will force him look over here. They have duck races

[03:20:11] Well, we have no money to bet so we got to go reset because we got a tie

[03:20:15] And then dude when we get to when we get to other levels they've different games. They've like Planko. They have blackjack

[03:20:21] We have to reset. We're dead. All right guys reset time

[03:20:30] Yeah, come over here. Yeah guys, I might have broke one of our materials

[03:20:34] What do you mean materials? Like the thing that gives max bet I just held left click and then it broke

[03:20:41] Oh, no, you're supposed to use it and then you would use max bet, but we have no money to actually max bet

[03:20:47] Normally that coin that I had that gives you a free max bet you would juice that increase max bet

[03:20:52] And I'd use the coin and it's a free max bet and then so we waste no money

[03:20:56] But we need to go jump in a hole in the mafia will kill us and then we'll reset

[03:21:05] Look guys guys this is disgusting man

[03:21:17] You wait for a max when I promise I'm not gonna buy it.

[03:21:19] It's what they say.

[03:21:20] No, you need to be here.

[03:21:21] Please bro, please let me go back bro.

[03:21:23] So guys, okay, what we should do is at the end of every day,

[03:21:27] Ali who lost us the most money.

[03:21:29] You can see it in the top right.

[03:21:30] Ron lost $700.

[03:21:31] So not this.

[03:21:32] You lost us $0, great work.

[03:21:34] Dixie.

[03:21:35] You lost us $150, great work.

[03:21:37] Joe, you lost us $196, great work.

[03:21:40] Ron, why are you slowly backing up?

[03:21:42] Ron, you lost us $654.

[03:21:45] How did you even do that?

[03:21:46] a two minute window how did you do that bro please tell me oh shit days over okay

[03:21:57] yeah we got to get back in the one now bro okay I understand I know I know I

[03:22:02] know just just hit me guys just I know we're gonna listen you have a problem I

[03:22:07] know guys you don't understand bro I watched I watched the gamblers do it

[03:22:12] And I think I could do it, bro, please

[03:22:16] Please gambles either like dyes or loses all their money gambling bro

[03:22:21] Like what are you saying, bro guys? Oh, you're you're matching a slot machine wrong? What is the end result?

[03:22:27] Okay, okay, okay next time when we go to the casino. I won't gamble

[03:22:32] I'll give it when money wants you were down from the beginning

[03:22:37] You're telling me that basically I'm right there. I'm like

[03:22:42] Who's mining for diamonds, bro?

[03:22:44] Looking for the fucking diamonds, bro.

[03:22:45] Yeah, and you got fucking coal.

[03:22:47] No, guys, listen up.

[03:22:48] You're good, we're doing.

[03:22:49] We are banning plots.

[03:22:51] No one do that dog shit game again.

[03:22:53] I'd rather you bet on the duck races,

[03:22:55] because at least there's an entertainment value.

[03:22:57] Hahaha.

[03:22:59] I bet even another.

[03:23:01] Hahaha.

[03:23:03] Where are we now?

[03:23:05] Well, we're jumping in the holdable,

[03:23:06] and then they're gonna kill us.

[03:23:08] And then we'll reset.

[03:23:11] I

[03:23:20] Loaned you money and you didn't win it

[03:23:26] How are you flipping them off?

[03:23:28] He's getting a cigar model. Yeah guys. He's smoking a cigarette. So everybody's got a beautiful family man

[03:23:35] I miss you. I'll pay you back. Let's give me one more day

[03:23:38] Just give me one more day, bro

[03:23:40] I

[03:23:42] Throw rod into the pit. I don't know what happened to you suggest in there

[03:23:47] Okay, I'm gonna trick shot him

[03:23:51] Okay, so now they just pour acid on us and burn our skin

[03:23:56] Wait, so we lost the game because of Joe now we lost you we lost because you lit

[03:24:02] $700 on fire in two minutes

[03:24:04] I'm actually impressed, bro.

[03:24:07] Yo, got that.

[03:24:08] It's good shit out there, man.

[03:24:09] I don't know a contest.

[03:24:10] I'm the one that had the green.

[03:24:13] We got that green, man.

[03:24:15] Even technically.

[03:24:16] No, no, no.

[03:24:17] You know what I mean?

[03:24:18] It says green on my screen, so we're telling you.

[03:24:20] Okay, I'm going to be answering the instructions.

[03:24:21] We're unclear.

[03:24:22] You can get your L-Rons out.

[03:24:23] I promise you.

[03:24:24] Bro, you, Ron.

[03:24:26] I promise right now.

[03:24:27] I'm going to leave that on the Flop Machine.

[03:24:29] Okay, and I promise you, I won't do it again.

[03:24:31] Okay?

[03:24:32] Okay guys guys, we need to strategize the tickets that we spend this time. We can buy random bullshit

[03:24:38] Yeah, we got it. We gotta have we got items that combine to like make us more money

[03:24:45] All right, this one's good look prevent all active losses while nearby

[03:24:50] So like I hold this up anything you gamble if you lose it just refund

[03:24:59] You know that big wheel we saw

[03:25:01] Like the the big wheel in the corner you would like max bet that while I'm holding this in the sky and

[03:25:07] Then every time you lose it just resets your your loss, but it only works for like five seconds

[03:25:12] Why?

[03:25:13] Any of our materials on data? I use one of the coins. I use one of the coins. We're gonna do this too. Okay

[03:25:24] No, jakey. Look, we don't have enough tickets for this from over here run run run run run come here

[03:25:31] Can you come stand in this box?

[03:25:33] Yeah, I'll catch you.

[03:25:35] No, just come stand in the box.

[03:25:37] You want me to just stand in the box?

[03:25:39] Just stand in the box.

[03:25:40] This box? Oh, are you sure this one right here?

[03:25:42] Yeah, that box.

[03:25:43] It's got like really...

[03:25:44] Run, run, just touch them, bro. They know what they're talking about.

[03:25:46] Just stand in the box.

[03:25:47] Just touch, stand in the box, dude.

[03:25:49] Okay.

[03:25:52] Alright, now we can't hear them and we have tickets.

[03:25:54] Okay.

[03:25:55] I'm not excited.

[03:25:56] I'm not excited.

[03:25:57] What?

[03:25:58] Okay.

[03:25:59] mouth back next round no he's not

[03:26:05] muted he's like mumbling what we need

[03:26:07] to do i think is we need to actually

[03:26:08] use our abilities correctly you sound

[03:26:12] like that's wrong i feel like i'm feeling

[03:26:14] a thing

[03:26:15] okay also guys now we're gonna gamble

[03:26:20] better if we pound the vodka

[03:26:22] what do you guys have an idea of this?

[03:26:23] what if ronny gets back in the race

[03:26:25] and then we also get rid of his arms

[03:26:27] for more tickets

[03:26:28] you know what we can sell this whole box

[03:26:34] get back in there run, run just trust bro you're good here

[03:26:44] oh we can't wait we can cut his eyes off now i don't think we can sell

[03:26:53] it's hot scott all right we have more tickets let's go to the casino

[03:26:56] No, we have more tickets, we have more tickets.

[03:26:58] Kingston, you saw them in the tickets, bro.

[03:27:01] All right, now, no, this is what we'll do.

[03:27:03] So when we get there, we're all going to stand in the circle.

[03:27:07] I'm going to fucking football spike the vodka down.

[03:27:09] We're going to increase profit.

[03:27:10] I'm going to hold up the thing that makes it

[03:27:11] so you don't lose money.

[03:27:12] And you're going to max that until it's gone.

[03:27:15] And then we'll just win a shitload.

[03:27:16] When we get back, we'll buy, Ron, next day,

[03:27:19] we'll buy your eyes and your mouth back.

[03:27:22] I can't hear.

[03:27:23] Guys, I just bought something for three tickets.

[03:27:26] What you got here guys all right listed do not get

[03:27:32] And he's needed gamble without an ability use your item before you gamble

[03:27:39] We got to use them in the right order

[03:27:45] All right, I also bought I also bought this thing I also bought this thing you see this this rolls back time

[03:27:51] For a minute, so if we ever lose a shitload of money, I could just reset us

[03:27:56] Okay, my god, imagine this in a real casino this would be so cool

[03:28:00] Well, I have something that's your last win

[03:28:03] Okay, wait everybody stand it wait come over here come over here come over here come over here

[03:28:07] All right

[03:28:08] So I have to throw work and don't that's as the tripler. Don't you guys wait put the time warp on the ground right now?

[03:28:15] Okay, Ron pick up the vodka bottle

[03:28:17] Don't try to get throw it on the ground in front of all of us. No throw it like

[03:28:27] Throw it. Okay. Now we're all drunk come over here max battle on max battle knees ready

[03:28:33] Quick quick quick quick Matt you gotta go on the wheel

[03:28:37] Max that ready?

[03:28:38] Chitzy mass on the wheel

[03:28:42] On the wheel

[03:29:17] Oh

[03:29:20] All right, well for gambling we're gambling

[03:29:33] Yeah, but look

[03:29:37] No, but I could win big right now at this black

[03:29:39] I do this

[03:29:44] You do max back all I'm saying is you never end on a heater and I'm the hot hand right now here

[03:29:51] Never end on the heater dude here. I got

[03:29:54] So I'm gonna max method out grace because I'm a degenerate sack of shit out there's still about triple thing

[03:30:01] We want that you still have the triple wins. No, I made us $600 with it. Okay, watch this

[03:30:09] Okay, the same as speaking to you, Farak?

[03:30:12] Huh?

[03:30:12] Oh!

[03:30:13] Oh!

[03:30:15] God, that can't...

[03:30:17] Oh my god.

[03:30:19] No!

[03:30:21] Oh!

[03:30:22] Okay.

[03:30:23] Wait, I just slept.

[03:30:23] Okay.

[03:30:24] Where's still-

[03:30:25] Oh, I think I might've reset us fully.

[03:30:27] You see how we all have zero again?

[03:30:28] We'll be still at 1.6k.

[03:30:30] Oh no, dude, Yara is always a bad.

[03:30:32] Guys, guys!

[03:30:33] Guys, what?!

[03:30:34] It's Yara with that!

[03:30:36] YARA WITH THAT!

[03:30:38] Okay, we should definitely gotta leave. We gotta leave. We gotta leave. We gotta get one run run run. Where's Ron?

[03:30:46] No

[03:30:50] No, it's the elevator we just go back to the elevator. Oh my god, Ron. Just one

[03:30:54] Guys, we beat the house. We beat the house. Why we still playing roulette?

[03:30:59] Jesus, it's two minutes, bro. Let's gamble. Yeah, well, let's gamble a little bit. We can get up more money

[03:31:05] from stop Matt

[03:31:08] Oh yes, yes, Ron, you can have it.

[03:31:14] Fuck, we gotta play again.

[03:31:19] Oh my god, Ron, just one six grand.

[03:31:25] FUN, ONE ON ONE NUMBER!

[03:31:27] What just happened?

[03:31:29] You know what?

[03:31:30] The boys are winning.

[03:31:32] I'm gambling.

[03:31:38] I

[03:31:58] Yo Ron hit Ron hit one number out of 36, but that's crazy

[03:32:02] Yeah, that's actually take yo we should leave now that we have like 10k cuz then we'll have a shit lot of money for next day

[03:32:09] Okay, one second. I'm gonna you gotta hit you gotta hit you have to

[03:32:15] Run it back. Yo yo, you're back. See blackjack

[03:32:20] This one

[03:32:22] I'm just gonna watch Joe. Okay. Don't backseat. I'm actually a

[03:32:34] down to that. We gotta get it right. All right, free money. I

[03:32:39] didn't know they were handing out. Oh, I get a 20 and he gets a

[03:32:46] 21. Are we better than that? Alright, blackjack is a

[03:32:49] The rod's just running like seven times.

[03:32:52] The rod's just running like...

[03:32:54] Oh, can't I drop my camera?

[03:32:56] What?

[03:32:58] Oh, the rod's gone.

[03:33:00] No, did you bet one number again and it hit?

[03:33:04] Wait, run, run, we can't understand you.

[03:33:08] You need to speak more clearly.

[03:33:11] Run. Try to speak slower so we can understand you because you're muffle.

[03:33:15] I can't believe he did that twice.

[03:33:22] Oh my god.

[03:33:24] Oh my god.

[03:33:26] I'm sick tonight.

[03:33:28] I'm sick tonight.

[03:33:30] Okay?

[03:33:32] You always got about the two to one, dude.

[03:33:35] I'm going to maximize our winnings.

[03:33:37] Well, I think we've won more than we could.

[03:33:39] Yo, you got about all in.

[03:33:41] All in on her lock.

[03:33:43] Perlop is dead fucking last response.

[03:33:46] He pulled through!

[03:33:48] Roll the dice and beat the odds.

[03:33:50] Win on 7 or 11, lose on 2, 3 or 12.

[03:33:53] Sound easy enough?

[03:33:57] You need 1 or 5.

[03:34:03] Barra!

[03:34:05] Alright, well done buddy.

[03:34:06] And the day ends, okay.

[03:34:08] And the day ends.

[03:34:09] Where's James and Manuel?

[03:34:11] The two pieces of shit today, what?

[03:34:13] I know, but you, Ron, you're a fat man.

[03:34:15] That's a good thing for the boys.

[03:34:16] I'm not going to lie to you.

[03:34:17] We've got the exact fucking number.

[03:34:20] Ron, I just want to say, bro, I don't know

[03:34:21] if you can hear me or not, but good shit in there, kid.

[03:34:24] What are you doing here, man?

[03:34:26] We can hear you, but it sounds like you're being strangled

[03:34:28] to death.

[03:34:29] We didn't do something to suffocate.

[03:34:35] Oh my god, man, that's a good W. That's right.

[03:34:39] Ron made $12,000 in one day, holy shit.

[03:34:44] Wait, does the money carry over now?

[03:34:46] Yeah, we should have like an excess of money

[03:34:48] and now that we just roll all of our items into the next day

[03:34:51] and just shit on a casino.

[03:34:53] All right, wait, yo, Ron, we're going to buy your mouth

[03:34:55] down, you're double.

[03:34:58] Yo, what'd you say?

[03:34:59] You're doubled in discord and game.

[03:35:01] Oh, sorry, sorry, sorry.

[03:35:04] Oh my god, oh my god, I really don't want to do that.

[03:35:06] Yo, can we all applaud Ron really quick?

[03:35:08] Hold it up.

[03:35:09] Yo, that's what we do it. Wait, Ron, lie back your mouth.

[03:35:12] Ron, come here. Come here. Come here.

[03:35:14] Everybody clap.

[03:35:15] I'm calling. I'm calling.

[03:35:17] Come on.

[03:35:18] Wait, you can see me.

[03:35:19] It's not your body.

[03:35:20] It's not your body.

[03:35:21] It's not your body.

[03:35:22] It's not your body.

[03:35:23] It's not your body.

[03:35:24] It's not your body.

[03:35:25] It's not your body.

[03:35:26] Yo, yo, yo, yo, come here.

[03:35:27] Oh, my god.

[03:35:28] Yo, dude, wait, Ron, you actually hit two one number bets

[03:35:31] in a row?

[03:35:32] Dude, Joe, wait, did somebody do the math?

[03:35:36] Well listen listen listen!

[03:35:37] Not for the 35 times 1 out of 35!

[03:35:38] Listen.

[03:35:39] So I bet $180 on one number, bang!

[03:35:43] Hit it!

[03:35:44] Then I lost two times in a row.

[03:35:45] And I was like, you know what, fucking number 11!

[03:35:47] Bang!

[03:35:48] Back to back!

[03:35:49] $12,000!

[03:35:52] Oh my god, I'm gonna go to...

[03:35:53] You're just gonna react to that information!

[03:35:54] I want to go to Vegas to realize, oh my god, this is so funny.

[03:35:57] Ron!

[03:35:57] Here's my reaction to that information.

[03:36:00] Haha.

[03:36:00] Cinema.

[03:36:01] Hahaha.

[03:36:02] Oh wow!

[03:36:02] Okay.

[03:36:03] Here's my reaction to you taking my fucking mouth. Fuck you

[03:36:12] You see since you're the guy that lost all the money now you lose your mouth

[03:36:21] No, you won't take something else come on

[03:36:24] I'm not getting in this fucking thing. What are you happy?

[03:36:29] You have to pick me up drop me

[03:36:33] You gotta be quick.

[03:36:35] You gotta steal his body and take his body.

[03:36:37] Wait, switch it to cell.

[03:36:39] Switch it to cell.

[03:36:40] Got it, got it, got it, got it, got it, got it, got it, got it.

[03:36:43] Yeah, body.

[03:36:44] No, no, no, no, no, no, no, cell.

[03:36:45] You gotta switch the levers.

[03:36:46] Cell, cell, cell.

[03:36:47] Where is that?

[03:36:48] I don't see a lever.

[03:36:49] Got it, yeah.

[03:36:50] Okay, ready?

[03:36:51] We're gonna close the door.

[03:36:52] Wait, what do you want to take?

[03:36:53] Do you want to take his body?

[03:36:54] What do you want?

[03:36:55] What was it?

[03:36:56] Body.

[03:36:57] Oh, there we go.

[03:36:58] Oh, my God.

[03:36:59] He's so cute.

[03:37:00] Wait, what did they take from you guys?

[03:37:02] Oh, I put them on the ground! I put them on the ground!

[03:37:05] Oh, guys, does that sound good?

[03:37:07] Yeah, we just can't move around.

[03:37:09] Where'd you think you can even walk?

[03:37:11] Uh, did you guys cut my fucking legs off?

[03:37:14] Wait, you're just ahead.

[03:37:17] Wait, oh!

[03:37:18] Bruh.

[03:37:19] Bruh?

[03:37:20] Oh, you got my basketball on there.

[03:37:22] Yeah.

[03:37:23] Yeah.

[03:37:24] Gotta score!

[03:37:25] Score them!

[03:37:26] Yo, put me down!

[03:37:27] I got a shot!

[03:37:28] I got a shot!

[03:37:29] Little ball!

[03:37:30] Bro, please!

[03:37:31] I used to fad hold on

[03:37:34] Okay, this literally looks like Joe is getting the missionary position shot

[03:37:42] My fucking god, they're going crazy

[03:37:48] Can't see why you're doing that bro. I can't move cuz I don't have legs

[03:37:53] Oh, should I put chess?

[03:37:55] Turn, turn.

[03:37:56] Oh, chess.

[03:37:57] Oh, my God.

[03:37:58] Oh, my God.

[03:37:59] Uh, Haruka opening.

[03:38:00] Let me play this.

[03:38:01] Checker.

[03:38:02] Oh, everyone knows checkers is way more popular.

[03:38:03] Oh, wait.

[03:38:04] I can't play it because I can't fucking move.

[03:38:05] Bro, stop fucking...

[03:38:06] Oh, my God.

[03:38:07] You don't fucking know.

[03:38:08] No, no, no, no.

[03:38:09] Why is Bobby back?

[03:38:10] Why is Bobby back?

[03:38:11] Why is Bobby back?

[03:38:12] Let him just throw me in the...

[03:38:13] Oh, fuck!

[03:38:14] Welcome back, Ralph.

[03:38:15] No, buy his body back.

[03:38:17] No, buy his body back.

[03:38:18] Man, he just drove me in the lane now, dude.

[03:38:23] Welcome back, bro.

[03:38:26] You can walk, bro. Welcome back.

[03:38:28] Wait, thank you, bro. I'm back. Oh my gosh.

[03:38:30] Let's go.

[03:38:31] Come on, let's go.

[03:38:32] Wait, wait, wait, wait. We should buy items.

[03:38:34] We should buy some from the shop now.

[03:38:35] I'm buying two random items.

[03:38:37] Just this money into, like, some stock.

[03:38:39] We got a gamble.

[03:38:40] Or buy some real estate and raise it on a family of four.

[03:38:43] So Ron, what you feel about you is putting best in the stock market and crooked all of our winnings on black market.

[03:38:48] No, I want to go buy a house and then raise the rent on a single mother of us so we could get unlimited money.

[03:38:54] During the holidays?

[03:38:55] Yup, during Christmas time.

[03:38:57] Yo guys, if I take a picture of you while you're winning, you get more money.

[03:39:02] That's really nice.

[03:39:03] I think-

[03:39:04] That's a sheet.

[03:39:05] It's really beautiful.

[03:39:06] I think you guys call us for a family picture.

[03:39:08] Yeah, I got you.

[03:39:10] You guys do a po-

[03:39:11] Okay.

[03:39:12] Guys do a pose for the family picture. Wait a smoke only smoke. Oh, yeah smoke. Oh, yeah. Oh smoke or

[03:39:20] Okay, I got it. Wow

[03:39:28] Wait, Jason, why do you have creep shots in that camera? I don't have

[03:39:32] Wait, what?

[03:39:33] Wait, what?

[03:39:34] Wait, wait, slow down, I'm gonna scourge!

[03:39:39] A card shark back in my...

[03:39:40] I used to be quite a card shark back in my days.

[03:39:44] Hey poker, I barely even know her.

[03:39:49] Yo guys, can we maybe see if there's um...

[03:39:53] Is there a way?

[03:39:54] Can we just look?

[03:39:55] Woo!

[03:39:56] Send it for a single...

[03:39:58] Wait.

[03:39:59] Okay!

[03:40:00] Wait, why?

[03:40:01] You use that on the most volatile thing so you would use that on like a hide that thing

[03:40:10] Okay guys listen, we're all gonna have to all in robot because that's how Ron got all the money last time

[03:40:22] 25 acts and you can bet three and a half K

[03:40:25] I do okay, so I'm gonna do it

[03:40:31] on the calculator part it'll insert it okay and then I know you want like 25

[03:40:39] acts you got but you don't lose money you only made money what are you putting

[03:40:49] Before great on yo Joe

[03:40:59] Oh

[03:41:01] Well, let me try let me try move move move move move let me try come on. You gotta go block. Okay all in play oh

[03:41:09] Okay, I'm gonna double that I think I double that I think I double that you don't know

[03:41:12] Why you got doubled it's eight against an eight are nine against eight. What do I do here?

[03:41:16] Just hit, just hit!

[03:41:18] No, but imagine if it's an ace, it might be an ace, you sure?

[03:41:20] No, it's not, it's not gonna be an ace.

[03:41:22] Ooh, did I hit? Did I hit? I hit?

[03:41:24] Yeah, I hit, you have to.

[03:41:26] Alright, stand stand stand.

[03:41:28] Why would you double?!

[03:41:30] Hit stand!

[03:41:32] Yes!

[03:41:34] Nice, nice.

[03:41:36] You actually just banned the double button.

[03:41:38] I'm gonna double it out. Oh my god, oh my god.

[03:41:40] I'm gonna stand.

[03:41:42] What the fuck is that?

[03:41:44] fucking gambler of both. Oh my god.

[03:41:47] I'm the greatest for a while for the win.

[03:41:52] Herla, pull through.

[03:41:53] Easy win. Easy 27 cats.

[03:41:55] Easy 28.

[03:41:57] Oh my god.

[03:41:58] We should leave.

[03:41:59] We should go.

[03:42:00] We should leave.

[03:42:00] We should go for $50,000.

[03:42:02] I bet Max bet on herla for the hit.

[03:42:05] I got a blackjack.

[03:42:08] Oh my god.

[03:42:10] OK, that's what you're saying.

[03:42:11] Wait, chat one second.

[03:42:14] get to shoot the camera

[03:42:18] oh my god, oh my god, what a hurtful experience man!

[03:42:21] imagine a slot headset

[03:42:23] I'm gonna hit it

[03:42:24] the last thing you're gonna do is be a slot NPC Joe

[03:42:26] that's the last one that we've read that's watch

[03:42:28] we got money to spend

[03:42:30] we gonna spend

[03:42:31] we got double the chances

[03:42:33] oh please

[03:42:36] zero x that's possible

[03:42:38] oh this is fun, this is fun

[03:42:40] I'm losing all of the money. I need I need a one here. Okay. Eight is one of all. Can't get an eight. Just don't give me a seven. Don't give me a sex. That's fine.

[03:43:10] Give me a thre, give me a thre, give me a thre

[03:43:12] How would you pay $80,000 a day?

[03:43:15] No, listen, I'm telling you it's a buck

[03:43:17] I'm like 50 grand, just trust me

[03:43:20] Yeah, maybe you're up 50 grand in your head

[03:43:22] Oh bro, it's a f**k

[03:43:25] Junzi, just trust me bro, just check this out

[03:43:27] Bro, when you're down 14k, go home

[03:43:30] Junzi, bro, you're done, bro

[03:43:32] I'm literally winning it, just as in like

[03:43:34] concluded the bets yet

[03:43:36] Okay, let's see

[03:43:38] Play blackjack? So I can actually like maybe backseat.

[03:43:41] Jesus, dude, I'm a blackjack! Jesus!

[03:43:43] I'm a blackjack!

[03:43:46] Okay, Joe's hugging the blackjack.

[03:43:48] It's not been slapped.

[03:43:49] Oh, I'm sick.

[03:43:50] Oh, I'm winning.

[03:43:51] Six of my stomachs.

[03:43:54] Ten.

[03:43:55] Two.

[03:43:56] Yo, don't leave.

[03:43:57] Yo, we know we're spinning slots right now.

[03:43:59] You're going to press four slots at the same time.

[03:44:01] Max spinning slots.

[03:44:02] Yo, that's my bad.

[03:44:04] I thought I had it.

[03:44:05] I'll go on something else now.

[03:44:07] Oh, no.

[03:44:09] Come here.

[03:44:10] I want to try and play with Kresge.

[03:44:12] Oh!

[03:44:13] It's lots barely win anything if you win now.

[03:44:16] Oh, my god.

[03:44:17] No, it's not.

[03:44:18] No, it's not.

[03:44:19] I'm the greatest gambler of all time.

[03:44:21] Oh, my god.

[03:44:22] Dude, you got a bet.

[03:44:23] You got a bet on Farouk.

[03:44:25] No, it's Farouk.

[03:44:26] Farouk wins.

[03:44:27] Oh, he's just so ahead.

[03:44:28] Oh, my god.

[03:44:29] Okay, you're actually like, okay.

[03:44:30] He's just so ahead.

[03:44:31] Oh, my god.

[03:44:32] Okay, you're actually like, okay.

[03:44:33] He's just so ahead.

[03:44:34] Oh, my god.

[03:44:35] You're actually like

[03:44:39] Yeah, I'm gonna play blackjack why the blackjack takes you

[03:44:43] You have 30 seconds, so don't make a bet if you can't just a hand because you won't win the money

[03:44:47] Oh my god, you always sit on 10 six to my fucking stomach

[03:44:51] Dixie Dixie Dixie, let me show you how it's done. Come here. Look at this. Yo, how do I attack?

[03:44:55] Dixie look at this look at this look at this, honey. Hey, what's up?

[03:44:58] Look, it's an 8 if it's a 10 double it on balls you like that. I think you double hit

[03:45:05] oh my god oh my god right at the end of the day

[03:45:15] So here's what we're gonna do. Yo who just lost 20 grand? We have like 50 grand.

[03:45:20] Who ever is the biggest, not 40 cash.

[03:45:22] Contest! Contest! Contest!

[03:45:24] Guys, it's a ritual bug. I swear it has to be a ritual bug.

[03:45:27] Oh my god, bro, I just want us 20.

[03:45:29] It's not a ritual bug. You just lost a fucking salary in five minutes.

[03:45:34] What the fuck?

[03:45:35] Guys, you fucked us, dude.

[03:45:37] No, no, no, it's fine, but we still got to the next day like I'm telling you.

[03:45:41] No, no, guys, you fucked us.

[03:45:43] No, Ron, I was tanking the losses so you guys could win.

[03:45:47] I'm like, Jesus.

[03:45:49] No, it's you.

[03:45:51] You're nowhere near Jesus.

[03:45:52] All right, so this one's over.

[03:45:54] Because you lost $38,000 when you were a sack of shit,

[03:45:57] and I told you to stop gambling after $13,000,

[03:45:59] so you continue gambling anyways, and the least of all,

[03:46:01] you played fucking slap machines, now you're going into the grinder.

[03:46:04] We don't care.

[03:46:05] No, and we're not talking about the app for men.

[03:46:07] We're not talking about the app for men, dude.

[03:46:09] Come on.

[03:46:10] no please we're gonna carry you around

[03:46:15] right so don't this clearly you're not

[03:46:17] profitable in this casino right now so

[03:46:19] we're just gonna sell your entire body

[03:46:21] and that we can make profit well it's

[03:46:25] just getting unlucky

[03:46:29] we unlock a new casino

[03:46:33] I was just getting the unlucky but I was

[03:46:35] only down 20k max like that's making

[03:46:39] Don't that's are making me stressy now now. I have to eat chips you can see oh

[03:46:48] 21 they had people who were designated spotters who would make a table get cold

[03:46:52] Maybe don't that was actually cooling down the table so then we could come in and play hot

[03:46:59] No, but

[03:47:02] Don't has lost money

[03:47:09] It's 40,000 really that much like it's not that bad.

[03:47:12] You have to get sponsored, Shayla, we're good.

[03:47:14] Come on, let's give it to you bud.

[03:47:15] Well, I don't know, Dante, if you didn't lose $37,000,

[03:47:20] we would have made so much fucking money, bro.

[03:47:22] I'm gonna check this out.

[03:47:23] Yeah, we would have had just like 40K.

[03:47:25] Yeah, Dante, Dante, Dante, come here.

[03:47:27] Yeah, Dante, it's keyword made.

[03:47:30] I made money.

[03:47:31] Made.

[03:47:32] Bless you, so when you go into the casino,

[03:47:34] you're gonna have to go to the web.

[03:47:35] I'm getting lit tonight.

[03:47:37] I

[03:47:47] Are you okay?

[03:47:50] Joe wait, can I have that pistol? I want to shoot the default camera in the building

[03:47:55] Thank you

[03:47:57] Yo, what's up, bro?

[03:47:59] I just want to

[03:48:06] I just want to

[03:48:10] I just want to

[03:48:14] I just want to

[03:48:18] I just want to buy this.

[03:48:22] What is that?

[03:48:26] Oh got it

[03:48:27] Does that make sense?

[03:48:28] Yeah

[03:48:29] Yeah, do I have to eat a protein chip? Thanks

[03:48:32] No, it's not that bad

[03:48:35] Get tickets on profit, no

[03:48:37] Okay guys, can we slice Dante's head off?

[03:48:40] Bro, I'm not kidding

[03:48:42] I just want us like 40 bands in 2 days

[03:48:45] and nobody here is gonna send them though then

[03:48:47] Like, come on

[03:48:48] Well, uh, you are, you are goaded

[03:48:50] Thank you

[03:48:52] Do you think that's an ace?

[03:48:54] Real day now. We see the real casino games. There's new ones that are gonna be available

[03:49:04] So there'll still be some stuff that's the same but like you're gonna be able to play like Planko and the rocket game

[03:49:10] Say oh god. I'm serious

[03:49:14] All right, yeah, let's get in I don't think we should cut off his body because today we need everybody to gamble

[03:49:20] Yeah, everyone besides yellow. He lost 40k

[03:49:23] Hey, dude, I swear, it's a visual bug, bro.

[03:49:27] It wasn't that bad.

[03:49:29] Hello.

[03:49:29] Oh, it's a visual bug.

[03:49:30] Where's the gun at?

[03:49:31] Yep.

[03:49:31] OK.

[03:49:32] All right, let's go.

[03:49:33] I don't know.

[03:49:33] Someone hit me with a bad, but gun spawned?

[03:49:36] Yeah, it might be gone.

[03:49:39] And we didn't buy it, though.

[03:49:42] I will say it's not a visual bug,

[03:49:44] but if you break even on a bat, it counts as a loss

[03:49:47] on the screen, which is true.

[03:49:53] Yes, that's what happens to me that way. Yeah, I would say that happened.

[03:49:58] That says you didn't get a visual bump.

[03:50:00] You just fucking suck it.

[03:50:01] Yeah.

[03:50:02] Oh, no, it's the next day.

[03:50:03] Wait, no, next time you can run, but thank you.

[03:50:07] That's it.

[03:50:08] All right, wait, come on.

[03:50:09] Everybody stand near me or somebody pick that up.

[03:50:11] Come here.

[03:50:12] Don't use it yet.

[03:50:16] Wait, come here.

[03:50:17] Jake, can you all hear me or am I just annoying?

[03:50:19] Yeah, I can hear you.

[03:50:20] Ready? We're going to all do the real thing again.

[03:50:22] Can everyone get drunk before we spin the wheel?

[03:50:25] Yeah.

[03:50:25] Are we drunk?

[03:50:26] Can you use this?

[03:50:26] I don't want to affect it.

[03:50:27] Oh, fuck, wait.

[03:50:28] Guys, listen.

[03:50:29] Joe, can you make a joke before you do it?

[03:50:31] What is this?

[03:50:31] What is this item I have?

[03:50:32] Just drop it right now.

[03:50:33] That's for getting money back if you lose.

[03:50:35] What about this?

[03:50:36] The holy statue.

[03:50:38] The holy statue?

[03:50:39] One of us has to stand in the middle here

[03:50:41] and hold it while we spin the wheel.

[03:50:43] OK, Jason, you do it.

[03:50:45] Son, you in.

[03:50:46] Joe's going to make us all drunk,

[03:50:47] and we're all going to do the max bet on the wheel.

[03:50:49] Of course, we'll do the exact same thing.

[03:50:50] I'll hold the wheel.

[03:50:51] Oh my God, we should leave now. We should actually leave now

[03:51:19] No

[03:51:49] Oh my god!

[03:51:51] We can do this! We can do this!

[03:51:53] And today, we need to go crazy!

[03:51:55] No, no, I gotta go get a gun!

[03:51:57] One more, one more, one more, one more!

[03:51:59] Alright, we'll see you in the next one, man.

[03:52:01] Can I get a thank you?

[03:52:03] Hold on, bro.

[03:52:05] What's going on?

[03:52:07] You're gonna be in the negative.

[03:52:09] You're gonna be in the negative, so much money.

[03:52:11] But Ron, you've lost all the money you've won.

[03:52:13] Ron, you've lost all the money you've won.

[03:52:15] I'm sick to my stomach. They have magnets.

[03:52:17] I'm sick to my stomach, I'm a magnet.

[03:52:19] Bro, you guys are so bad at gambling, dude.

[03:52:22] I'm sick to my stomach!

[03:52:29] I guess we're gambling.

[03:52:42] We should really leave. We're at 100k.

[03:52:45] Oh my god, I can't split?

[03:52:47] Yeah.

[03:52:56] I got three aces there.

[03:53:02] Oh, surely a double.

[03:53:34] I want it back, just put it again.

[03:53:37] Well, why am I only left $25,000?

[03:53:40] Oh, easy again.

[03:53:42] Now you switch it, and then you end up going even.

[03:53:44] He's doing first third, hit both.

[03:53:47] Is it going to hit eight?

[03:53:50] OK, hit seven.

[03:53:51] Still sweats it, though.

[03:53:54] I'm going to put five.

[03:53:55] Oh, my god, I am sick.

[03:53:56] Come on.

[03:53:58] No, Ron.

[03:53:58] It's down 40.

[03:54:00] Ron, you've only been losing.

[03:54:01] Hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on.

[03:54:32] dealers I'm switching dealers hold on yo oh my god you lost 70 grand I'm sick to

[03:54:39] my stomach hold on we're gonna be on your quarter who the fuck don't stop

[03:54:44] getting 20k we're gonna be under we're gonna be on

[03:55:02] You are in the game.

[03:55:04] If you double your,

[03:55:08] stand, stand, stand, stand.

[03:55:10] Oh my God, he just didn't even get the money.

[03:55:12] He just didn't even get the money because the day ended.

[03:55:15] Yo, you lost 700K, bro.

[03:55:17] Yo, Ron.

[03:55:19] So what happened in there, bro?

[03:55:20] You lost $69,000.

[03:55:23] Nope, don't hide in the corner.

[03:55:25] Ron, come out and face us, bro.

[03:55:27] What happened in there, Ron?

[03:55:29] All right, I'm gonna be honest with you, bro.

[03:55:33] I was watching my favorite streamer train.

[03:55:35] He was spinning, bro, spinning, spinning, spinning.

[03:55:38] Bro, he kept losing and then he won some

[03:55:40] and then he lost and then he won some.

[03:55:42] And he was like, oh, this is, I'm sick to my stomach.

[03:55:44] So I was like, bro, I wanna try this.

[03:55:46] So I got on the machine, I gave it a go, bro.

[03:55:49] I lost one.

[03:55:50] I was like, okay, I'm sick to my stomach.

[03:55:52] I got in the mood, you know what I'm saying?

[03:55:53] I was role playing.

[03:55:54] And then all of a sudden, bro,

[03:55:56] I started losing, losing, losing.

[03:55:58] I'm pretty sure it was a seed problem, bro.

[03:55:59] So I gotta try again tomorrow.

[03:56:00] I think it was my seeds.

[03:56:02] And then I'm heading that.

[03:56:03] Although we gamble at a different,

[03:56:04] there's new games tomorrow.

[03:56:06] That's why we needed 140K.

[03:56:07] Now we have 70.

[03:56:09] Run, because you're the biggest loser,

[03:56:11] you know what that means.

[03:56:13] Hey, buddy, buddy.

[03:56:14] So, so you guys,

[03:56:16] I bet so you guys don't do that to Don't Test,

[03:56:17] but you're gonna do it to me.

[03:56:18] Got it, got it, got it, got it, got it, got it.

[03:56:19] What about the cough?

[03:56:20] What?

[03:56:21] Run, run, run thing about it.

[03:56:23] You have to lose weight

[03:56:24] to get a big six to my fucking thing.

[03:56:26] Yo, the texture of your voice!

[03:56:27] Can we just throw both of them in the face?

[03:56:30] Yeah, but then we have to carry them around in the mordives.

[03:56:34] What on the day?

[03:56:35] Oh, I don't know, Domtons.

[03:56:36] You've lit 40 grand on fire.

[03:56:38] I will gather it free.

[03:56:39] Run!

[03:56:40] Run was gonna lose us everything.

[03:56:42] Yo, guys, let me say something real quick.

[03:56:44] Okay.

[03:56:45] Guys, let me say something real quick.

[03:56:48] It's cool that you're gonna lose money gambling.

[03:56:50] That's fine, it happens.

[03:56:51] Yo, Ron, doubling on 15 is literally griefing.

[03:56:55] You're breathing the money and he didn't even finish the hand so he just lost the money either

[03:56:59] I'll get back whatever

[03:57:00] If you gamble and lose cool, it happens, bro

[03:57:04] Double thing on 15 you're not gonna alone fucking can I get alone or no? Can I get alone?

[03:57:09] Me huh? No, no, I'll give you back. I'll give you back in triple. Look at the house chart. Hold the road

[03:57:14] Yeah, look at my chart. Don't test you know why you won. I told you bro. I told you, bro

[03:57:19] Hey, I'm gonna get on the day are you 40?

[03:57:23] This is all time over at

[03:57:25] I

[03:57:31] Maybe it's me. Yeah, am I statistically the best gamble here? What does a me ha? Oh, it's that of a me hoe

[03:57:45] I mean guys, what are you buying? No, we got about this books crazy it decreases our loss amount by 25% every time you go

[03:57:52] We should do we should do the vodka thing again. We should do vodka and this we can't go to casino without Smyrnov

[03:58:03] Today we need to make 100k run if I see you double on 15. I'm gonna shoot you

[03:58:11] There's gonna be different games today

[03:58:15] But I think there's always blackjack

[03:58:17] Wait throw that in there how many oh, we're missing we're missing one ticket. We got a sacrifice. Yo, can what do you give up an eye?

[03:58:27] You

[03:58:47] Please bro, please bro, I just want to prove to you that I'm a good gambler bro, please.

[03:58:53] Oh my God, I used to beat me.

[03:58:56] He gambled bro, he lost, please bro.

[03:58:58] I know, but Ron this is a little bit.

[03:59:00] Oh just, oh Ron, oh Ron.

[03:59:02] Ron, you used to beat me bro.

[03:59:05] No, we'll just take his eye.

[03:59:07] We'll not take his eye.

[03:59:08] It's the country we're going to do it.

[03:59:10] It's the country we're going to do it.

[03:59:13] No, we're fine, we're fine.

[03:59:15] You're the worst gamper in the team you need to know let's go stop gambling

[03:59:29] okay this time I'm not gonna gamble at all I'm not gonna gamble at all on e4

[03:59:36] check sorry you guys I'm gonna say is I want to fit down the slots we gotta look

[03:59:43] the slots to pick me up and just

[03:59:52] okay i don't even know i love when you have your way

[04:00:00] all right let's get some but open this time

[04:00:03] this time it's listen i'm not gonna give you

[04:00:07] oh this is really good wait we look at our perks on the side look at our

[04:00:11] this is awesome.

[04:00:15] All right, you know what, this is new casino, new casino, new casino, look.

[04:00:20] Whoa, there's a penguin game, no stop pinning slots from 5K bro.

[04:00:27] My bad, my bad, my bad, going off and again.

[04:00:30] Wait, wait, wait, wait, do you have the vodka?

[04:00:34] Okay, Jake, send me a one head, Jake, send me a one head, look, look, look, we do the vodka.

[04:00:38] No, I'm a sadler now

[04:00:42] Oh my god, oh my god, just use 30 points. Let me lock in please please walk getting into the buttons that low

[04:00:47] Where's the other item that we have? Oh no, it's on the ground relax

[04:00:53] I don't think you stand on sustain stand stand stand stand on a five. Oh, no

[04:01:00] Don't gamble listen to me stop for four fucking seconds. Oh

[04:01:04] Oh my god, where is that item that we have we're gonna spam Plinko max bet when I grab that item that makes it so we don't lose

[04:01:20] Yes

[04:01:23] Max don't do it yet. Yeah, don't do it yet

[04:01:28] Don't stand on the other side of the play go stop. Oh my god

[04:01:32] ready get ready to spam it spam it literally spam it

[04:01:56] we gotta use the items that's all we gotta do

[04:02:02] I want more, I want more, I want more, I want more, I want more, I want more.

[04:02:04] Wait, you wanna know tack, Ron?

[04:02:06] What?

[04:02:07] If we jam a bat into here, we can make it so it avoids these shitty ones.

[04:02:12] Say it on God, where's the bat?

[04:02:13] We gotta go get a bat, I don't know where it is.

[04:02:16] Go Joe, can I try one high gambler?

[04:02:18] I just want a wheel.

[04:02:19] No, wait, Ron, come try this game.

[04:02:21] Can I just try one black jack hand?

[04:02:23] No, do one.

[04:02:24] Can I try one?

[04:02:25] Yeah, yeah, God, I'll coach you.

[04:02:27] Oh my God, oh my God.

[04:02:29] Say it again.

[04:02:29] Oh my god, I gotta go again, I gotta go again, I gotta go again, I gotta go again, I'm doubled this time.

[04:02:35] I doubled, that's a seven?

[04:02:37] Yeah, double on seven.

[04:02:39] You stand or hit, you stand or hit.

[04:02:41] Oh, I'm sick, oh I'm sick, I go again.

[04:02:44] Where? Yo, JX come play this game.

[04:02:46] Yeah, what's up Joe?

[04:02:48] You gotta play this shit, bro.

[04:02:50] Every time you stack, you make more money.

[04:02:53] If the penguin doesn't fall in the ice, the multiplier goes up.

[04:02:56] So he just has to keep balance and keep moving forward. Yeah, like if you hit step like now

[04:03:02] He made a step I get 1.2, and then it just keeps going up

[04:03:06] Like when should I

[04:03:20] What

[04:03:22] I go ahead, shall I try to get my money back?

[04:03:24] Yeah, fuck it, go.

[04:03:26] Joe, what do you think, one more?

[04:03:27] No, you gotta do another.

[04:03:28] Okay, I think if I cash out, I made like 40 pay now.

[04:03:34] No, you made 20.

[04:03:35] I got one more in me.

[04:03:39] Oh, but now you're at 50.

[04:03:41] Oh my god, oh my god, okay.

[04:03:42] You can get to 75 on the end there.

[04:03:44] Oh god.

[04:03:45] It's really risky here.

[04:03:47] Wait, I'm just gonna cash out and have a word with Ron after this.

[04:03:50] Yo! Yo, run!

[04:03:53] Oh my god, Ron's down 100...

[04:03:56] Bro, Ron's at 120k.

[04:03:59] No fucking shots.

[04:04:09] You do one for one, brother, this is a good one.

[04:04:14] Now, leave it, leave it, leave it, leave it. That game sucks.

[04:04:16] I'm gonna put my money back, ready?

[04:04:18] Ready? I'm yelling you here?

[04:04:20] Yeah, tell me, tell me, tell me.

[04:04:21] Okay, hit.

[04:04:23] Stand.

[04:04:25] We're gonna go on a, we're gonna literally take the casino for everything to happen.

[04:04:27] Wait, don't hit the buttons, don't hit the buttons.

[04:04:29] Yeah, yeah, come on.

[04:04:30] Oh, watch out.

[04:04:31] Oh, you can't, wait, that's what's so lame.

[04:04:33] Stand?

[04:04:34] Stand.

[04:04:36] He's gonna bust.

[04:04:37] Oh no.

[04:04:38] Stand, stand, stand, stand, ready?

[04:04:39] You hit that, you have to on me.

[04:05:11] The more you hit it, the higher it goes.

[04:05:15] The more you risk the more you gain.

[04:05:19] What the fuck is going on?

[04:05:23] My god!

[04:05:27] We have 30 seconds to make 20k.

[04:05:31] I need to win first!

[04:05:35] Okay, hold up.

[04:06:09] Oh, nice bro. Nice. You lost a diva!

[04:06:14] I need to hit my protein chips, huh?

[04:06:18] Can we have a team meeting about banning Ron from Blackjack?

[04:06:22] Bro, and he just starts doom queuing it.

[04:06:25] It's like he loses four hands in a row and he's like, I have to keep playing.

[04:06:29] Honestly, what happens if we cut Ron's other eye off?

[04:06:33] Maybe he won't be able to find the Blackjack board.

[04:06:36] Are you done?

[04:06:38] Holy fucking game for me, 121 tag.

[04:06:42] So, Ron, what?

[04:06:44] Yo, Rio, yo, Ron.

[04:06:48] Did you end up eating the entire cabbage, or did you give out?

[04:06:51] I put that shit in the trash, but what?

[04:06:52] He took one bite gagged and then threw it out.

[04:06:58] Hey, guys, I just want to say, I saw Ron on Blackjack, doubling on 14.

[04:07:03] No, you fucking double on my behalf you dick

[04:07:06] No, I did if I did then my number would be more in the red. I wish you bro. It's fucking cap

[04:07:14] Okay, I barely even know her

[04:07:17] Dude, this is as far as I've ever gotten like this is the furthest I've been

[04:07:22] So we lose the game if we run out of money. Whoa, we don't make quota. We instantly reset back today one

[04:07:28] I know I'm not going that would be miserable. Whoa. This is this is the wrong

[04:07:32] I was assuming this is the run and then we hop on wires bar when we lose

[04:07:37] Why okay? What's the matter daddy? Oh?

[04:07:40] What's matter daddy?

[04:07:42] Nothing much. How about you? Okay? I'm gonna get a bag of chips. I'll be back in 39. Wait, wait, Joe

[04:07:47] Do you have any daddy coming in?

[04:07:51] All right, we're gonna start what you said lose. You have any daddy coming in? Oh

[04:07:55] Oh, dude, you're like lagging. Wait, what are you saying?

[04:07:58] Dude, do you have any daddy coming in?

[04:08:00] You just keep cutting out, man.

[04:08:02] Do you- Hey, don't test. Do you have any daddy coming in?

[04:08:06] Wait, what's daddy coming in?

[04:08:08] Joe Bartolosi!

[04:08:10] Can I get my eye back, bro?

[04:08:21] This motherfucker, dude.

[04:08:23] Oh no!

[04:08:24] Ok guys!

[04:08:25] Guys!

[04:08:26] JOKES!

[04:08:27] JOKES!

[04:08:28] Spend the 16 tickets and spend them now, Jinxy doesn't know what's happening yet.

[04:08:32] Wait, I was going to say, we should make Jinxy sing with the mic while he's just ahead.

[04:08:37] Yeah,連해서, I was playing the Puzzle Machine.

[04:08:39] I'll put him in the car.

[04:08:43] Oh, yeah, we got to go now.

[04:08:46] Wait, I got to hit one more item.

[04:08:47] Alright, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, get in the car, get in the car.

[04:09:22] So let me get this straight, bro. Thanks. He shot up and sing us a song dude. So Ron likes

[04:09:32] Oh, it's crash wait complete crash while I have this thing

[04:09:43] Here

[04:09:45] Right here ready

[04:09:48] Run run run

[04:09:50] Yes, he's next to us why he sings

[04:09:55] Wait wait my microphone's gone my microphone's gone. Oh, okay. I got you. I'll go get it. Where's it?

[04:10:00] All right guys, I'm gonna sing okay. What any summer class any summer class. All right

[04:10:05] Swift. Oh, could you see me?

[04:10:10] Can you see

[04:10:12] You know Joe try to grab both your ankles right now in real life and spell run

[04:10:19] Yo guys give me the mic, please I need the mic guys. I don't have the mic

[04:10:24] So so my legs

[04:10:27] Alright, no, we got a game. We'll just got this thing, and I'm not even ready to want Ron play crash

[04:10:34] Why am I here?

[04:10:36] I

[04:10:39] Gosh, oh my god, I gotta go legs rolling around all right. It's better run out. It's better run out

[04:10:50] All right stop stop stop don't do any more don't do any more

[04:11:06] It just keeps going.

[04:11:07] Look, you guys.

[04:11:08] That's out.

[04:11:09] That's out.

[04:11:09] Oh, my god.

[04:11:11] That's out.

[04:11:11] No, no, no.

[04:11:12] I got to go one more.

[04:11:13] You go one more.

[04:11:14] I'm going one more.

[04:11:15] I'm going one more.

[04:11:16] Oh, instant crap.

[04:11:17] Bro, now we don't have enough money.

[04:11:18] Wait, no.

[04:11:19] Use this.

[04:11:20] Use this run.

[04:11:20] What is that?

[04:11:21] What is that?

[04:11:21] Hit it.

[04:11:22] Hit it.

[04:11:23] Literally go fuck yourself.

[04:11:23] You might win your money back.

[04:11:24] Oh, my god.

[04:11:25] That's out.

[04:11:25] You're going to get slipped back of shit.

[04:11:27] Wait, do I get it back here?

[04:11:28] I got it.

[04:11:29] You got it back.

[04:11:30] I said, should we just go home?

[04:11:33] Aww.

[04:11:34] Oh my god.

[04:11:35] Okay, I'm sick.

[04:11:36] I'm sick.

[04:11:37] No, I'm sick too much.

[04:11:38] I am sick to my fucking stomach.

[04:11:40] Dad, I'm sick.

[04:11:42] I'm sick, bro.

[04:11:42] 1.1 to 5.

[04:11:43] Okay, Jayden, where do you want to see?

[04:11:45] Yo, bring me to Blackjack.

[04:11:49] Did someone say blackjack?

[04:11:50] No, that's hard.

[04:11:51] I'm good at the number.

[04:11:52] I'm yo-yo.

[04:11:53] Jayden, you're the three-seat guy in hip top.

[04:11:55] Jayden, Jayden, you're shh.

[04:11:57] Yeah.

[04:11:57] Bro, we can leave right now.

[04:12:00] Yo, DoutDance, bring me to the Black Dagger.

[04:12:02] I can't.

[04:12:04] Bring me to the Black Dagger.

[04:12:06] It goes under. It goes under.

[04:12:08] It goes under. It goes under.

[04:12:10] It goes under!

[04:12:12] Don't talk to anything.

[04:12:14] I'm gonna make you feel better, man.

[04:12:16] Bro, what are you doing?

[04:12:18] Now, DoutDance, I can't see the numbers, so talk to me.

[04:12:20] What do you see?

[04:12:22] Oh my god, buddy, you just...

[04:12:24] Wait, I thought double just means I double the bet.

[04:12:26] What does double do?

[04:12:28] Hey, what?

[04:12:28] Not a monkey.

[04:12:29] What do we do?

[04:12:30] Jynxie, you need to do something right now.

[04:12:32] Hey, Ron.

[04:12:32] No, no, no, no.

[04:12:34] Jynxie, I'm going to talk to you right now.

[04:12:37] Dantes did a max bet.

[04:12:39] And you got a 20 and it was showing a 10.

[04:12:41] And he doubled, and he got 27.

[04:12:43] And he lost 100k.

[04:12:44] And now we have 15k.

[04:12:45] How do we have $15,000?

[04:12:49] Well, I actually can explain how.

[04:12:51] Because Dantes and Ron have to combine brain cells

[04:12:55] of a dead frog.

[04:12:56] That's how.

[04:12:57] If you don't know how blackjack dodges, you need to have an axe with an axe if you didn't have an axe with an axe, so don't stop until it does.

[04:13:03] You gotta keep doing it if it hits like this, I'm 5 million, I'm not even kidding.

[04:13:08] So we're about to be in debt.

[04:13:10] And we have a hundred and forty-eight dollars. We actually lost because we can't play any games, because the minimum's...

[04:13:15] Look at that, the one where I can't play. Yo, guys, we went from one hundred grand to a hundred and forty-eight a hand and lost a hundred and forty-eight.

[04:13:22] We got 160, bro.

[04:13:24] The Dodgers spun my game, bro.

[04:13:26] I didn't lose the hand.

[04:13:27] Dantez creeps my entire fucking head.

[04:13:29] Dantez, you sold us for $1.

[04:13:32] To be honest, this on Jinx and Ron,

[04:13:33] you guys are down to $1,000.

[04:13:36] We have $148.

[04:13:38] No, we can't flip this.

[04:13:40] We can't play any game.

[04:13:42] The minimum is $8,000.

[04:13:44] This is normally where we get off the game.

[04:13:46] So we sell Jinx, or no?

[04:13:48] No, we sell them?

[04:13:49] No, no, no.

[04:13:49] If we had a gun, we could shoot them,

[04:13:52] And it would give us money, but we don't have any.

[04:13:54] Oh, great! And then why don't you guys fuck me in the ass while you're at it?

[04:13:56] Oh, let me have a shot.

[04:13:58] Let me see. Let me have him.

[04:13:59] Make it a word with him.

[04:14:00] Yeah, you wanted it.

[04:14:01] I wish is my command.

[04:14:02] I got you, bro.

[04:14:03] Okay.

[04:14:04] I wish is my...

[04:14:05] No, no, no, no, man.

[04:14:06] Okay.

[04:14:06] You're on show.

[04:14:07] Shut the fuck up.

[04:14:08] Okay, you take some. Take some of that.

[04:14:09] Oh, wait, no, wait!

[04:14:10] It's a table at floor one.

[04:14:11] Come to floor one.

[04:14:12] Oh, we gotta go.

[04:14:13] Oh, we have 10 seconds.

[04:14:14] Let's get the shots off.

[04:14:15] We have 10 seconds to make $300,000.

[04:14:17] Wait, wait, wait.

[04:14:18] We can play back.

[04:14:19] Back, back, back.

[04:14:20] Oh, no, it's all 6K.

[04:14:21] It's all 6K.

[04:14:22] You should play the slot machine, maybe.

[04:14:24] No slots.

[04:14:25] It's ever.

[04:14:26] It's ever.

[04:14:27] We lost.

[04:14:28] And the game's over.

[04:14:29] Hey guys, can I have a word with you guys really quick?

[04:14:33] Yeah.

[04:14:34] May I have a word with you guys?

[04:14:36] Just give me a 27 to your prize.

[04:14:38] Are we going to die?

[04:14:40] Yeah.

[04:14:41] No, I just want to have a word with you guys real quick.

[04:14:43] So I say I'm going to go to the bathroom.

[04:14:46] I'll be back in 39 seconds.

[04:14:48] I come back, my legs are chopped off, I can't play any of the table games, and then Dottas brings me upstairs and starts literally banging me in the-

[04:14:56] Thank you, bro. Thank you.

[04:14:57] Like, actually, thank you, bro. Let's get out of here.

[04:15:00] I'm dead asses.

[04:15:02] Yeah, this is-

[04:15:03] Or you can even leave me on it.

[04:15:05] Yeah, we can.

[04:15:07] Yeah, fuck him, bro.

[04:15:09] Thank god, bro.

[04:15:12] Ah, man, that guy just complains, bro.

[04:15:14] Dead ass.

[04:15:16] He dead asses, complains.

[04:15:18] I

[04:15:22] See actually

[04:15:33] Yo runs the one time where I couldn't wait we lost

[04:15:40] I barely even know

[04:15:42] Yeah, good game, bro.

[04:15:43] We've been to Liars Bar now.

[04:15:46] Should we do one Liars Bar, maybe?

[04:15:48] Maybe two?

[04:15:49] Yes.

[04:15:50] Yo, guys.

[04:15:51] Why is Liars Bar spending on, like, 30 seconds?

[04:15:55] Wait, one more question, Ron.

[04:15:56] One more question.

[04:15:57] Does that matter?

[04:15:58] No.

[04:15:59] I'm not responding to that.

[04:16:01] Yo, Ron, so when we have $360,000 in Joe's screaming,

[04:16:05] Contro, Contro, Contro!

[04:16:07] Wait, so did you not hear the part?

[04:16:09] Why did you say it was one?

[04:16:10] Wait, wait, wait, so did you not

[04:16:12] see the part where Dante's literally went on my Bladjet table when I had a 14 and then he fucking doubled my shit!

[04:16:20] Cicero!

[04:16:21] Wait, I've never done that this time. You are making shit up. I only doubled Jinx's table.

[04:16:27] Also, Dante's, I have a little response level with you. May I?

[04:16:32] Yes, sir.

[04:16:33] So Dante's, I can't see you in my mind. I can't see you on the table.

[04:16:38] Yo, I'm sorry. I'm not reading many subs Maxi B. Schmead kick Rizzy Kaden P.M. Piggy Sisco X

[04:17:05] BWL Thunder for the thousand bet he shed for the three mark for the three over the set out of the sex

[04:17:10] Perfected V for the three miss over the three Leo and Jonathan for the sub super over the sub

[04:17:14] Shane taking the thousand bitties you know for the sub team as Tater taught

[04:17:18] tie not and

[04:17:20] The thing of the sub

[04:17:22] We had a 20 all you had to do was flip stand. Oh better yet when Joe was screaming cash out

[04:17:29] Broncos wait one more one more 75

[04:17:32] That's not even true, that is not even true.

[04:17:34] We didn't know we'd go to the boss instantly having enough money.

[04:17:36] We had 330k after we played Crash Crash.

[04:17:40] But here's the thing, right?

[04:17:42] When I won in Crash, when I won mine, I solved Dante's,

[04:17:46] took another one, saw I was like,

[04:17:48] okay, I'm gonna do one more too,

[04:17:50] and then I lost at 1.01,

[04:17:52] and then I was like, okay, surely that can't happen two times in a row.

[04:17:55] So I did it again, and I lost at 1.01,

[04:17:59] And then obviously I'm gonna do it three times like surely and then I lost that one point zero one

[04:18:07] Okay, can I just say though?

[04:18:08] It's kind of crazy that Jinx is taking absolutely no accountability

[04:18:12] When Jinx sees the one that went to the bathroom and it's because of him going to the bathroom that he got his bikes chopped off

[04:18:18] Like Jinx the other guy should have had a piss bottle

[04:18:22] So because I go to the bathroom it's now justified to chop my legs off and then and I repeat

[04:18:29] Hump me in the ass on the casino top floor.

[04:18:31] Okay, but you asked for that.

[04:18:33] Let's be patient.

[04:18:34] No, I didn't.

[04:18:35] You said you might as well fuck me.

[04:18:36] I'm trying to surfside.

[04:18:37] Yeah, but I said...

[04:18:38] You didn't have an ass, bro.

[04:18:40] You only had a mouth.

[04:18:41] We could not use your other holes.

[04:18:43] Yo.

[04:18:44] Why does it matter anyways?

[04:18:46] You psychopath.

[04:18:47] I said, hey, stunt heads, bring me to the blackjack table,

[04:18:51] because my legs were chopped off,

[04:18:53] and then you proceeded to literally bang me,

[04:18:55] repetitively.

[04:18:56] You did say fuck me, might as well fuck me,

[04:18:58] So you're getting a beer for this game. Oh, I already I drank one when we started. I'm drinking another right now

[04:19:04] All right, don't got it. Yo, you know, Jixie. Let's do shots back-to-back right now, buddy three shots

[04:19:11] I'll do beer and not about shots

[04:19:14] chat

[04:19:16] I'll do beer. Hey guys fun drinking game idea every bite Ron takes out of his lettuce head you guys take a shot

[04:19:23] If Ron finished that lettuce head right now, I would take like seven shots in a row

[04:19:28] You're not eating that whole lettuce egg

[04:19:41] Bro you're eating you're probably eating your fucking pretzels

[04:19:46] No, that's it. I think that's Jinxie only Jinxie. It's the fucking pretzels

[04:19:50] No, Ron is a pretzel theme yo the fucking sign the sign making that buzz noise in this game is the most annoying thing in the world

[04:19:59] I'm like actually fool muting the game. Oh, yeah

[04:20:02] They're protein pretzels. No, they're not protein pretzels. There's three

[04:20:07] And then he says he's getting protein

[04:20:12] Is they actually make protein pretzels like you should go by

[04:20:16] Do you eat them? No

[04:20:18] My protein pretzels is like, what are you eating right now?

[04:20:24] I'm eating

[04:20:30] Wait, how do you spell that what were you just eating? Oh my god when you eat the lettuce you can't see it cuz it's green

[04:20:37] Sound off wait. No when you're eating the lettuce. It just looks like you're eating my god

[04:20:41] This looks like that one episode where plankton's eating like that that shit with Karen

[04:20:48] All right guys, I made a game. It's on my friends only list

[04:20:54] Wait, how do we join it and to the bar?

[04:20:58] Enter the bar lobby wait, I invited you Dante's and

[04:21:03] Where's I invited you Ron Joe? I don't have you added on steam. Can you add me back with me?

[04:21:07] I have you on steam. I invited you to the game. No, John. Can you all see me? Yeah, you know, Joe. What's your steam?

[04:21:13] just Joe Bart I might be appearing offline let me appear on this is actually

[04:21:17] this is an actual classic game who remembers this game don't you do you have

[04:21:22] this fucking AI slop so basically I'm here played the game called bullshit

[04:21:32] no okay have you ever played with cards in your life are you suing Geo

[04:21:38] Gaster no that video is a lie Park fish for the sub that guy just made that

[04:21:42] It up Logan thinking of the five gift is y'all maxi and V for the sub depth of the sub. That's fake video

[04:21:47] I'm basically lying about it. The whole thing is it's a liar's bar. So we're at a bar lying

[04:21:53] Great explanation. Oh, yes. Wait. Why would I not just like know you're lying about why is bar?

[04:21:59] Well, because he could be telling the truth and you're gonna have a gun and basically what's gonna happen?

[04:22:05] JC you look fine. What's gonna happen is you're gonna basically say oh, how are you guys changing your character?

[04:22:11] I

[04:22:13] Yo, so we should all use a different character. Why is the fox wearing lingerie?

[04:22:18] Okay, I'm gonna be honest. We all want to piggy. I like to piggy

[04:22:20] I'm wearing her because I'm kind of in my slay era. So horse walks into a bar

[04:22:25] Which ain't see what the pink shirt that you got today. Yo, hey, don't has no dude

[04:22:30] But you're in your slay era. It's like more accurate

[04:22:34] So horse walks into a bar. All right, so I'm using cupcake. All right. Let's go guys. You ready to play

[04:22:40] Wait, what are we playing? Liar stack? Liar poke? Liar ice? Liar slots?

[04:22:46] Yeah, they upvived the game. So I think we should start off with the original and

[04:22:50] field out and then play the other ones after. Okay. Okay, can anyone explain

[04:22:54] from why Ron has like a log in front of his meat? Oh, it's a dick curtain. Wait, I

[04:23:02] have a fucking dick. Wait, how do you start? It just says use click the ready button.

[04:23:06] Uh, Dante says to ready up, and then we play.

[04:23:09] Oh yeah, I'm ready.

[04:23:12] Guys, ready up.

[04:23:13] I'm ready to.

[04:23:14] Now you have to start.

[04:23:16] Oh, there we go.

[04:23:17] Okay.

[04:23:18] I can't wait to hear the voice lines.

[04:23:21] It's time to be good at lying.

[04:23:23] Alright.

[04:23:24] Let's see who's actually good at lying.

[04:23:26] Guys, no cheating.

[04:23:27] Guys, no cheating.

[04:23:28] Wait, yeah.

[04:23:29] Definitely put your chat and emote only for this.

[04:23:31] I'm not gonna lie.

[04:23:32] I'm just gonna post my chat.

[04:23:33] How do we do that?

[04:23:34] Is it slash emote?

[04:23:35] Emote I'm just closing my chat. Yeah, put it in email only

[04:23:40] All right lock in

[04:23:44] Dude, I'm telling you right now. I never lose these games

[04:23:47] So wait they change what is this? What is this shit? Am I emote? They changed everything? Yeah, they added emote

[04:23:52] How do I look at my cards? No

[04:23:55] Wait, what is the thing that what's the wild card again?

[04:23:59] Joker so

[04:24:05] We had a look you play face

[04:24:08] So basically you got a basically put down all your aces

[04:24:12] Yeah, it comes to you and you claim a certain amount of cards in a certain rotation

[04:24:17] So yeah, I can basically and he could call bullshit cuz Ron's here, right

[04:24:24] Everybody wrong you play Russian roulette like so so so Donnie you put down an ace. Yeah

[04:24:31] Okay, why aren't you making eye contact with him don't ask? I'll put one ace one

[04:24:39] If I make a icon time, how do you call? How do you call bullshit? I don't know they changed their commands

[04:24:44] But I mean I don't recommend calling bullshit because I put down one. I don't know how to even put down a

[04:24:50] All right, I clean oh

[04:24:53] That was kind of the stuff guys to call liar. It's X

[04:24:56] How do you know this?

[04:24:58] It's top right top right it says it on your bed

[04:25:01] I am not seeing that. I put down when you're in I think it's when you're ready. I'm gonna. Yeah, can you hear my character? Listen ready?

[04:25:09] Yeah, I'm gonna put down one ace

[04:25:15] What I'll call that shit all that shit. Yeah, he's not having a job that shit. You gotta tell us bro. Oh, you guys are idiots

[04:25:21] I literally manipulated and gas. Oh, no. Oh, okay, so basically you have you have you have a level one and six

[04:25:27] and your

[04:25:30] Ain't the first time I've stared down death. Oh my god. It's like a Jackie BT talk

[04:25:39] Dude the voice lines are AI for sure on God. Oh

[04:25:43] It has to be I mean that sounds so bad

[04:25:46] Wait, what is the middle finger? How do I do the everybody's lock in?

[04:25:50] Okay, so wait, do we need to put down asus now? You're supposed to lie about it

[04:25:54] No, he couldn't have died there because it's right now. He has one bullet in the chamber. We all have zero or am I stupid?

[04:26:01] No, no, no, no, no, it's just a one and six. No, it's a one and six chance

[04:26:04] No, but doesn't it get higher every time he shoots? Yeah, yeah, but that means that means you're going down the barrel

[04:26:10] So like let's say it's five out of six. That means the next one has the bullets

[04:26:14] But Joe you also could just get shot in the head first try. You know what? You know what?

[04:26:18] Let's just let's just all put that one eight. We're nice. I put down two

[04:26:25] Dude, there's a monkey behind you

[04:26:27] Oh, yeah, he's on a banjo. I can't see I can't see

[04:26:32] Close right. So don't take each he's trying to distract you

[04:26:36] No, wait, do you guys see the bear behind Jinxie that's stroke? Yeah, he is choking to you

[04:26:42] He's essentially watching you right there's a bear behind me right now with his hand on his penis

[04:26:47] He has his hand on his inner thigh. Oh, he's standing up. He's walking towards us. He heard us

[04:26:52] Here it is. Yo, fucking, he's looking.

[04:26:55] He does not have two aces. There's no way he's here.

[04:26:57] He does not have two aces. He does not have two aces, bro.

[04:26:59] See, I don't think he has two aces. There's just no chance in hell.

[04:27:02] And he's gonna play ball, and he's gonna...

[04:27:04] Oh.

[04:27:05] Oh my god, he has two aces. You're wrong.

[04:27:07] Yeah, you're...

[04:27:08] You guys are gonna be fucking killed!

[04:27:10] That was...

[04:27:11] It's your choice to listen to us.

[04:27:13] Yeah. That says, they're not taking any risk by doing that.

[04:27:16] They're just basically making a little risk, bro.

[04:27:19] Don't listen to them.

[04:27:20] Why are you scratching his chin, idiot?

[04:27:21] It's Queen's table now Queen's table easy classic very nice

[04:27:26] So go ahead don't let's put down some Queens. How many Queens you got I got one to the left of me

[04:27:32] So here's the thing don't that's you could put down as many as you want

[04:27:37] Now that you can put down as many as you want like you can put down all of your cards

[04:27:40] I'm pretty sure if you really want to

[04:27:43] Dude, I don't know you're being able to fucking

[04:27:46] No, no, I'll show you I'll show you look at this. I put down a bullshit card. I won't call it on you

[04:27:51] I won't vote on you.

[04:27:52] I promise you I'll vote.

[04:27:53] Here's the appeal.

[04:27:55] Okay, so here Joe, I wanna put down,

[04:27:58] shall I put down one, two, three, or four queens,

[04:28:00] you think?

[04:28:01] What do you think?

[04:28:02] Put four.

[04:28:03] Four?

[04:28:05] Lock it.

[04:28:08] Okay, I gotta be smart here,

[04:28:10] I'm gonna put down one.

[04:28:13] Playing it safe.

[04:28:15] Joe, oh Joe, you're a safe little guy, aren't you?

[04:28:18] Jesus, call a bushel on Joe.

[04:28:19] Playing a safe little guy.

[04:28:20] Yo, hey, hey, don't that's not Joseph manipulator. Oh, he's not talking

[04:28:26] What am I supposed to say right now? I'm just thinking

[04:28:30] Like you're trying to go under the radar. No

[04:28:37] Listen listen, listen right now. She has a bunch of kings in his fucking hand right now

[04:28:42] Don't I thought this let me explain to exactly what you have under the time by the way, so don't worry, bro

[04:28:46] Jinxie knows you're not gonna call it because you have two out of six bullets. I promise you he didn't put it down

[04:28:51] Just call it this one last time. I promise you

[04:29:05] Go if I die if I die if I fucking

[04:29:16] My bad, bro. My bad. You know what? Now he's really not going to put anything down. Okay?

[04:29:23] All right, that's

[04:29:24] Okay, what is this like a regular death of cards to where there's like if it's an aces tables

[04:29:29] There are actually only four aces total. No, I think it has unlimited. I'm not gonna. I think you can literally get five

[04:29:35] Yeah, I think you can get unlimited

[04:29:37] It just becomes unlogic

[04:29:46] I don't know he played that so fast that I had to call him.

[04:29:50] Goodbye!

[04:29:51] Please don't kill me, please don't kill me, please don't kill me.

[04:29:54] Yes!

[04:29:55] Guys, another thing.

[04:29:57] This is like a very lobotomy version of the game how we're playing.

[04:30:00] Normally people get voted out when they release their deck, but we're just matching the lie button.

[04:30:06] So basically like, don't vote lie on the first one.

[04:30:11] Wait, what deck is this?

[04:30:13] Aces. It says it's not last.

[04:30:14] Wait, so there's only how many aces how many aces

[04:30:18] Joe asks what deck it is and then proceeds to just silently now don't call it. Don't call it

[04:30:23] I don't feel that one. I don't want to hold on to one

[04:30:26] I don't feel that one. Oh, you're gonna you're not gonna call on one here. Mmm. I really don't think I'm gonna speak holding on one

[04:30:34] Yeah, he don't have an ace for you don't have you got to call that John says don't you got to call that you've got to call that

[04:30:39] You know what don't say I got you

[04:30:48] oh no oh no oh no oh no oh no I got a

[04:31:00] low chance of dying there I think I'm

[04:31:01] I'm fine.

[04:31:02] I'm coming.

[04:31:03] Oh!

[04:31:04] Oh my god, I missed this game.

[04:31:07] Oh my god!

[04:31:08] Okay, and then there's three.

[04:31:11] Alright, how's it go?

[04:31:13] Nice job.

[04:31:14] M-stay for that.

[04:31:15] Dodges, just come on, put something down.

[04:31:16] I won't call it.

[04:31:17] I promise.

[04:31:18] You're good, you're good.

[04:31:19] Bro, you're good.

[04:31:20] Dodges, Dodges, just loosen up, bro.

[04:31:21] Loosen up a little.

[04:31:22] I'll make a deal.

[04:31:23] If I can tell you a joke right now and you locked your door, you can't tell me anything.

[04:31:24] I'll make a deal.

[04:31:25] I'll make a deal.

[04:31:26] If I can tell you a joke right now and you locked your door, you can't tell me anything.

[04:31:27] I'll make a deal.

[04:31:28] I'll make a deal.

[04:31:29] If I can tell you a joke right now and you lock for no, I'll call me out on this card. Okay. Tell me a joke

[04:31:34] What do you call stable Ronaldo when he's unstable?

[04:31:38] Okay, what do you call stable not only unstable? Okay, so basically, okay, so yes they were not oh and now he changes

[04:31:43] They is he changing his name? No, no, no, I'm stable with all though. Oh

[04:31:48] My god, I you gotta call that shit. You gotta call that shit. You think I call that you think I call that one. Yeah

[04:31:55] No, okay

[04:31:59] I

[04:32:01] Can make you laugh you won't call it yes deal okay, where is dark Vader go to the mall to get shoes?

[04:32:08] oh my god

[04:32:12] Yeah, yeah, yeah, it's good. Yeah, are you gonna call it or no?

[04:32:19] No, you gotta call it

[04:32:24] You should do a comedy club where you get your viewers to like pull up and try to make you laugh

[04:32:29] Oh my god, this is gonna be a good idea.

[04:32:31] Oh no, no, no, no, no, I'm good, I'm good, I'm good.

[04:32:35] Guys, I have RNG on my side.

[04:32:37] I guess who wins.

[04:32:38] Plot armor?

[04:32:39] No, you're fucking dead now.

[04:32:41] Oh my god.

[04:32:43] Alright, Tixie.

[04:32:44] We're in a like JIT 1v1 with six lives.

[04:32:46] That's fine.

[04:32:47] You know how this game works, bro.

[04:32:48] I suit it.

[04:32:49] Knowing my luck, if I mess up once, it's gonna be it.

[04:32:52] Alright, let's see.

[04:32:53] Is it King's Table?

[04:32:54] Let's talk about this, bruh.

[04:32:55] Let's talk.

[04:32:56] One key.

[04:32:57] One king.

[04:32:59] One king.

[04:33:01] Here you do. Here you do one king.

[04:33:03] One king.

[04:33:05] Okay bet. One king.

[04:33:09] Okay.

[04:33:11] One king.

[04:33:13] Jixi has no more kings.

[04:33:15] Okay, Jixi.

[04:33:17] One king.

[04:33:19] Liar!

[04:33:21] Oh no.

[04:33:23] Oh no, I fucked up.

[04:33:25] There's no way there's no way

[04:33:37] Okay, okay, all right, I gotta get my manipulation on hold on wait you coming back alive

[04:33:44] All right, you know I gotta

[04:33:47] One king one king

[04:33:49] three games. Press one, why? Three games. So here's what I think he did. Someone's gonna

[04:33:59] death, wish. It doesn't do anything. I have a huge feeling you have two kings and you

[04:34:03] should put them down so no matter what I'm fucked. So basically what I'm gonna do here

[04:34:08] is I'm gonna fucking call him. No, I have no kings. Oh my god, I can play three. Oh my

[04:34:16] I feel like it's so

[04:34:20] Is that Bojack horseman what oh my god, what those you're even Bojack horseman. He doesn't even care

[04:34:30] Well, there's not Bojack horseman here Joe he's in the bar. Have you watched me watch that show Joe?

[04:34:36] I've watched Bojack horseman. That's just a horse

[04:34:39] No, it literally is the exact type of horse of Bojack horseman. It's just a brown horse

[04:34:44] I'm a little nervous here, bro. I don't really know how to play this hand

[04:34:53] Two kings off rip rusty boy

[04:34:57] Sends it right back to him

[04:34:59] He's not gonna call it though. He's scared to call someone's sparing a button right now

[04:35:03] I think jinx he has scared to call it. He's he has a ball like I'm gonna see call it go

[04:35:07] Just no, he's he's not gonna call it. He knows better. I'm his daddy. You're not gonna call it

[04:35:12] Who's your daddy?

[04:35:13] Oh, yes!

[04:35:14] Oh, yes!

[04:35:15] It's Bandit 2, bruh.

[04:35:16] Bandit 2, real ones.

[04:35:17] Also, throw it in some only.

[04:35:18] Christ of the side.

[04:35:19] Oh, no.

[04:35:20] Take a bit of XP and take a bit of stuff.

[04:35:21] For you!

[04:35:22] Oh, no!

[04:35:23] For you!

[04:35:24] Please don't die.

[04:35:25] Please don't die.

[04:35:26] Actually, don't throw it in some only.

[04:35:27] I feel bad, but ban the chat.

[04:35:28] There's a chat that's spamming about thick.

[04:35:29] No!

[04:35:30] No!

[04:35:31] No!

[04:35:32] No!

[04:35:33] No!

[04:35:34] Just start perma-banning people.

[04:35:35] No!

[04:35:36] No!

[04:35:37] No!

[04:35:38] No!

[04:35:39] people. No, no, no. What beer are you drinking, Jakesy? Uh, Peroni, Peroni. Yo, yo, Joe, how

[04:35:49] ballsy should I be? You should be real ballsy here. He's drinking a Peroni. That means

[04:35:54] that whatever he plays next is alive. Yeah, no, just gonna match it every time. I'm not

[04:35:58] seeing every guy. He just played two fucking queens, dude. I guarantee it. I'm gonna match

[04:36:03] every fucking time.

[04:36:07] Call that.

[04:36:09] Oh no Joe.

[04:36:09] Joe, oh no, do I call a joke?

[04:36:11] Or do I put down three Jigs?!

[04:36:16] Ha ha ha ha ha ha!

[04:36:18] Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!

[04:36:20] He played the only fake cards first.

[04:36:23] Oh my God!

[04:36:26] Goodbye, junko!

[04:36:27] I'm alive!

[04:36:29] What?!

[04:36:30] Okay.

[04:36:30] What?

[04:36:31] RNG is on my side today.

[04:36:33] Wait what wait what wait hold these fun point. Okay, let's go

[04:36:40] Hey, he has a thought armor now, let's see what's that a bullshit. We're doing I got you bro. We got to play the dice one

[04:36:47] That one is not

[04:36:49] To the problem is I have no king. So I'm just gonna call it. Oh my god, all right, right?

[04:36:54] Yo, well played run. Well, no, I have no Kings, but I have one. Yeah, but I know chance of dying

[04:36:59] And yeah, what in five? What do I have? What do I have? What do I have?

[04:37:03] 20%

[04:37:04] Okay, that's a close one.

[04:37:08] God, it's a close game.

[04:37:09] Alright.

[04:37:10] Yo, wait, Rod.

[04:37:11] 3 or 2? 3 or 2?

[04:37:13] You have 3.

[04:37:14] So you have a 50% chance of dying.

[04:37:17] Jinzy, they shipped a new update where you can start flashing him to the Sharks and...

[04:37:22] Wait, Rod.

[04:37:23] You just haven't...

[04:37:24] You know, I'd have a 33% chance of dying, Rod.

[04:37:26] You haven't a 30% chance of dying.

[04:37:27] You didn't have a 30% chance of dying.

[04:37:28] You didn't have a 30% chance of dying.

[04:37:29] percent chance of dying there's three shots left and it's a one and three oh

[04:37:33] sorry yeah I'm thinking there's three bullets in the chamber and you're spinning

[04:37:36] it how is he alive what I don't know bro let's just keep playing come on

[04:37:43] They should have just given it one give it up what?

[04:37:48] Oh no for you, bro. You're dying. You're actually

[04:37:55] Son it's over. It's gone. There's no way if you don't die. This is my armor. Oh god

[04:38:05] Yo, Jonathan thinking of the 20 gifted subs thinking we've got something give us one of your kids brown

[04:38:09] So I'll do whatever good

[04:38:15] Dice the dice one. I remember we go, but I haven't played the other tail

[04:38:20] Chat poker is good Liars poker. Oh, let's do it. Who's sent

[04:38:26] Even play poker. Oh

[04:38:30] You've never played poker no, I've never played poker either to be honest, I

[04:38:35] I don't even know where.

[04:38:37] Liar.

[04:38:38] I'm shooting dice.

[04:38:39] I'm shooting dice.

[04:38:41] Oh, my God.

[04:38:45] OK, so the joke goes like this.

[04:38:47] Poker, right?

[04:38:48] All right.

[04:38:49] Ready?

[04:38:50] Yep.

[04:38:51] We're going to play Liar's Nights.

[04:38:52] Yeah.

[04:38:53] I don't really know how to play dice.

[04:38:54] What's the...

[04:38:55] Dice, you just claim how many dice.

[04:38:56] You go like, there are four fours.

[04:38:59] We all have five dice and you have to claim how many of a number you think are on the

[04:39:05] table total does that make sense so if you have like two twos a three a four

[04:39:10] and two fives you could claim more than that assuming like you're guessing what

[04:39:15] everybody else has combined with yours okay

[04:39:21] I

[04:39:28] Got Joe Joe great minds thinking like with this skin here. This skin's awesome, dude

[04:39:33] This is like a I've got a five one two four three. Why would you say?

[04:39:38] How many of wait run literally wouldn't lie he said five four two one three. What did he put down?

[04:39:44] Well, he has to bet it doesn't matter if he tells you what he has because he's claiming

[04:39:50] He's claiming what there is total

[04:39:53] Like I can claim anything but I always have a how many so how many is there total like you see how I can like look

[04:40:00] I'm gonna claim or

[04:40:03] 46

[04:40:07] So this is like a counting game got it this is a counting game and you're guessing and lying at the same time

[04:40:11] So it's like also math

[04:40:13] Okay, got it. Thank you, Joe. You should talk more like you need to use math

[04:40:18] Well, you know, I just claim four sexes. So you're saying there's five threes on the whole table

[04:40:23] You are worse than me at least saying something. What the fuck holy AI boys

[04:40:32] And now it's gonna count all of our shit

[04:40:38] Because he has no threes so the odds are there's not I have no threes either you're dead

[04:40:43] You're done, but you're done just like that drink your little poison bottle, buddy

[04:40:50] No, you get to if you drink both

[04:40:59] Yeah, he's a claim he should claim something he's confident in in his own dice

[04:41:03] So how do you claim more than one you go w and asses is you only can claim equal or up?

[04:41:09] You got it, but you press D and A to switch between.

[04:41:13] It'll be, when it's your turn, it'll be in the top right.

[04:41:15] It'll tell you, uh-

[04:41:15] Joe, it's an over-undered thing, right?

[04:41:17] It's not exact.

[04:41:18] What the fuck are you dumb?

[04:41:20] Are you dumb?

[04:41:21] Do you call that shit?

[04:41:21] Instantly call that.

[04:41:22] Are you dumb?

[04:41:24] Are you dumb?

[04:41:24] No.

[04:41:25] Are you dumb?

[04:41:26] No, it's not.

[04:41:27] So they're not-

[04:41:28] You have-

[04:41:29] You have to have, like, five.

[04:41:30] Because then now you have to claim seven or above

[04:41:33] of something else and the odds are yet to be fucking far.

[04:41:35] Okay, no.

[04:41:36] I'm not fucking up, but-

[04:41:38] You think that there's oh you're fucked. Oh my god. No, I'm not

[04:41:42] You're I have no I have no I have no

[04:41:49] Wait, guess what I think the maximum is seven anyways, bro. What the fuck no you mean you could have like you have like ten six

[04:42:03] Why would you claim seven threes on the first

[04:42:08] Three then there's like yeah, but that's rare that you have three of one three threes

[04:42:15] Wait, oh, no, it's not bad or three. Well, that's not bad at all. Why are you on? I'm not paying for yours

[04:42:25] Jinxies characters chirping you so I have to say there's either over under

[04:42:30] No, you can't. No, JX, it's not under. It's equal to or above. Yeah, this is kind of fucked. You just fuck him over, lowkey.

[04:42:39] You're saying I have blank amount. You're saying we have four forms. We have six seconds. It has to be either equal to or above.

[04:42:45] How do I say that you guys have under five ones? Five? What's the one I'm just fucking on, no?

[04:42:50] No, dude, you just call that shit, bro. You know what I'm saying? There's not five ones. Are you dumb?

[04:42:55] No, I'm trying to say there's under five. You can't claim under your play. It's always going up. You see

[04:43:05] You have to call it. Yeah, you're going the whole table as four fours four more. I get it. I get it

[04:43:13] No, you're good, bro, you get two chances

[04:43:15] If you like, I'm the vice I think you'll be joining me soon. No, no, no, no, I'm not joining your CTE game. This is pretty easy

[04:43:23] Bro, when you have some fun at this

[04:43:26] So I'm saying there's more than one one if I do but you don't have to do so basically you can do

[04:43:31] I know you're claiming equal to or above of the

[04:43:34] Better speaking

[04:43:36] Are you fucking yeah, of course, there's one one right now. Yeah, what a what a loser bad a

[04:43:40] I'm gonna do Joe Joe you know Joe you got any floors or no I'll let you in on

[04:43:47] I'll tell you what I have if you have that something ballsy yeah I got

[04:43:50] Oh god collusion collusion

[04:43:53] What do you what I have?

[04:43:55] Collusion no no

[04:43:56] What the fuck is going on?

[04:43:58] You have three twos but what else you got?

[04:44:00] Uh two sexes

[04:44:02] Bro is this not fucking collusion or what?

[04:44:04] Four

[04:44:06] Oh no I'm just dead again

[04:44:08] I feel good about that one I'm not gonna I feel good about that one

[04:44:10] Why I've got two don't tell me that's not the game plan. Oh my god

[04:44:18] Please please please please

[04:44:24] I also lied about the twos I don't have to use

[04:44:30] No, I was not I was but I was hoping that you claim like six twos and I was just gonna call it

[04:44:34] two lives I have one run as one yeah I have like my first we got under that

[04:44:44] cover on I'm looking at your dice right now

[04:44:47] three ones eggs I have three summer word

[04:44:54] what does that mean fuck what does that mean no no it just showed me yeah I'm

[04:45:03] No, I lost basically what that means is Joe believes that you have like that's the exact

[04:45:08] I bet that was the exact and then it'd kill you

[04:45:10] Cuz I had none so I was betting jinx. He had one that was stupid

[04:45:16] We're all even oh no

[04:45:22] Oh my god, this is my turn first

[04:45:30] All right, I don't fucking lock buddy

[04:45:33] Or you want I'm not paying for threes jinxie jinxie. I'm not gonna lie. How many threes you have let's just team I have one

[04:45:44] No, let's just team

[04:45:46] or threes I

[04:45:49] Have one

[04:46:03] I

[04:46:12] Can't call it one six you have to call equal number of higher

[04:46:17] Or you just don't understand the game if I call if I go forward if I go for threes you have to call four of something or higher I

[04:46:26] Understand the game

[04:46:28] Call one six

[04:46:30] All right, Joe, okay, let's just have some fun here. Let's not rush. You know, we only have one life each

[04:46:39] Joe do it for the rhinoceros

[04:46:43] The right the rhinoceros I actually think you're fucked here low key

[04:46:48] Am I?

[04:46:49] Yeah, low key. I'm just gonna make it play fuck it because honestly

[04:46:55] Yeah

[04:46:57] You want I'm not paying for yours

[04:47:01] How many sixes do you have Ron? I have three

[04:47:07] Or do I

[04:47:19] That's so bullshit that you can just

[04:47:21] Yeah spot on is low-key lamicki bro. Oh my god. I didn't think you'd actually believe me, bro

[04:47:32] It's always one more than you have

[04:47:38] Bro chat, I didn't think you would actually guess how much shush

[04:47:43] Ggs boys Ggs boys. I'm gonna drop off now

[04:47:48] Bro guys, let's play more games soon. That was actually really fun

[04:47:51] Hi, that was fun

[04:47:55] All right me host I'm a cat y'all

[04:48:03] Chat now is the W fucking stream I hope you guys enjoyed

[04:48:08] I had a fun time streaming. I hope you guys had a fun time watching

[04:48:12] If you have any videos you haven't watched games only play videos such as give such a episode

[04:48:15] I've done this if it is a lot to get that play

[04:48:17] Uh, what else am I gonna say? He's drinking Barone. W stream. If you enjoyed your stay, chat. We'll be back tomorrow, man. Dude.

[04:48:25] All right. Well, chat. I'm going to be live tomorrow at like 2 30. We're going to be live early doing reacts.

[04:48:30] Saturday. I'm not live. Sunday's an early react day like noon Monday.

[04:48:34] I'm off for Memorial Day. Uh, we have Soros and Forza rising section on the driving wheel Tuesday.

[04:48:39] Wednesday next week, finishing subnautica next Thursday kind of up in the air and what we're doing next Friday reacts like Saturday.

[04:48:43] I'm not live the 30th to the second gone for four days posting on YouTube while I'm gone

[04:48:46] Then we're back riding out stream reacts and games. We have a charity stream for shatter proof fighting drug addiction

[04:48:52] Mashing chat stone is up to 10k on June 5th

[04:48:55] And then we have some other collabs with Yu-Gi and kill those are planned

[04:48:58] Groschot review try not to laugh bunch of other shit. It's Kaz MG

[04:49:01] Angelina, but it's not a sudden Jonathan thinking this one to get kids and yeah, that is what we are doing soon

[04:49:10] But yeah, take it out of email

[04:49:12] Why is it an emo and sub only appreciate y'all of your fun go watch the YouTube

[04:49:17] videos didn't post a but I will be posted tomorrow and let's fucking raid who

[04:49:21] do we want to raid

[04:49:26] who do we want to raid

[04:49:32] Jinxies ending stream chat

[04:49:37] We'll rate sneak their playing some Nautica alright appreciate y'all hope y'all have fun KB and Hayden for the sub

[04:49:47] Appreciate y'all hope y'all have fun and I'll catch y'all better we are good