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Oh my god.
Sweating.
Joe's always a little angrier on VR days.
Yeah.
I fucking hate VR days.
I'm gonna be so dead ass.
VR days VR days are like a stream that I it's like going to the DMV
Doing a VR day. It's a VR day Becca. Does it look like it's a VR day?
Becca your VIP in my chat based off the surroundings does it look like it's VR dead. No probably not
Hold up, I'm gonna chug this.
I
Like day today
I'm gonna be so dead ass I half-assed my leg day chat. I said it was leg day
I did about four sets on the hack squat and then I went I don't really want to work out right now
So I just did jump rope for like 40 minutes and then left
Anyways
How's everybody doing on this fan-fucking-tastic Wednesday everybody chat? It is a random game day today
Excuse me
Excuse me just chugged a protein shake. It's a random game day and we're doing a lot of fucking random shit chat
We're going to be starting out with a game called is guilty
Which is like a
hour and a half, two hour horror game around being a night time food delivery,
you're not food delivery, night time fast food worker.
There's a lot of games like it. I don't know if it'll be good. We'll see if it sucks. We'll switch.
Then we're hopping into a vibey game, potentially a very summery game called Scale the Depths, which is a fishing game.
That's like 2D, kind of like Dave the Diver, but not really.
You'll see when we play.
Then at 5 EST, we're going to be playing Marvel Rivals with Stony, not Stony, Tony Stotobchie.
Now, does anybody know if... See, I don't want to have to ask him this.
Am I saying his last name, right? It's either Statovichy, like Statovichy, or it's Stotobchie.
I have no clue. We're gonna have to ask him.
I've been saying his last name's the top G for like six months
Whose Tony makes skits streams bigger streamer now. I would say he does more streaming now
We streamed with him yesterday. If you're on stream, he was in he was in the Mecca chameleon group
but
Yeah, we're going to be doing Marvel rivals with him at like
Five, I don't know for how long but me and him are gonna queue comp
maybe for two, three hours, who knows.
It's gonna be kind of a,
the back end of today's stream
is going to be very stream oriented than YouTube.
So I've been trying to,
outside of like cutting back
and like streaming a little bit less,
I've been trying to have more stream segments
kind of go back to like not everything's for YouTube.
Cause right now like 99% of my stream content
is specifically for YouTube.
So I kind of like the idea
of just being able to like stream.
No VOD today? No, there'll be a VOD. Oh, if you're asking if the VOD from yesterday, I don't know if Brady uploaded it yet.
There might have been a problem or something. I don't really run the VOD channel.
But yeah, today is guilty. Scale the depths and Marvel rivals. Tomorrow I'm not live.
Friday is going to be Reacts. Just Reacts at noon. I'll be live early. Same with Saturday. We're going to be live at noon.
Saturday we're gonna do scale the depths and then two itch horror games
And maybe some other random shit Sundays reacts and Jinxies Rocket League threes tournament Monday Yugi Brovy bro
Maybe some other random shit. We also make we also might play how to make an atomic bomb in your garden
Wait, no, what's the name of the game how to make an atomic bomb in your garden? Yeah on Saturday
We might do that on Saturday as well scale the depth so it might be like we might cut the horror games for Saturday and do like full
Viby games Saturday. I don't know. We'll figure that out. But yeah, real quick. Oh my God,
is guilty. Scale the depths of Marvel Rivals today. Tomorrow, Thursday, not live. Friday,
react Saturday. Random games early. Friday, Saturday at noon. Sunday, reacts at like two
into Marvel Rivals or not Marvel Rivals. Rocket League tournament Monday, Brovy, Brovy, Yugi,
Tuesday, next week, not live. Next Wednesday, horror games, maybe a 2v2, Brovy, Bro.
Next Thursday, going to do the reverse one or the other. Might do the gross shot
comp challenge that day as well. We were going to do a
growth shot review on Friday. Come to realize that me
taking 10 shots back to back that are both disgusting and
high alcohol percentage would be disastrous. So we're going
to flip it and do a spin the wheel punishment challenge for
comp games. So I might play like a slew of comp games in
every loss I have to spin the wheel. Um to make it more
interesting so pivot it from main to a gaming video slash stream but yeah next
Thursday next Wednesday that's going to be that shit next Friday is the Cameron
boys charity stream for the Cameron boys foundation matching chats bonus up to
10k we are raising money for fighting epilepsy and epileptic seizures
obviously that's why it's the Cameron boys foundation and then I'm going to
27th to the first I'm gone for five days posting every day that I've
gone but I'll probably be vlogging as well and then probably that week the
The Jack Pembroke video will come out too while I'm gone.
So last week of June or first week of July will be the,
so that'll be like the special thing,
like even though I'm gone for like five days,
it's an hour video, by the way.
Mine is, I don't know how long his is.
My video on that fucking Swinger's Cruise
is an hour long for a vlog.
Kind of slop.
I
Really just me hammered walking around
But yeah, I think it'll be fun
Anyways, that's the schedule if you have any of these guys get a play buddy
It's not something to get some sad x makes place schedule
You know the stream schedule for Ella think of it a three when are you gonna play mineplex again, bro?
I don't know they get you ranked on the they reached out to me and they were like
We could give you a creator code and I was like, oh that'd be sick
I'm definitely down to do Mindplex again like here's how I view Mindplex is less of a like day-to-day thing and more
Are you a swinger? No, it was for a swing it was for a video
for with Jack
No, I do okay. See I do have a slinger statue now also for a video
Yeah, um
Double whammy there went on a slinger's cruise
100 slinger's cruise with Jack wanted to get a pineapple tattoo British guy show the tattoo already dead. Oh, it is healed now
Well, yeah, but then I got to show my foot
It's not that big it's like the size of two quarters anyways
Anyways, what was I saying? Oh my god, you got me distracted
What was I just talking about?
What was I just talking about?
I literally can't remember.
No, after the schedule.
After this.
Oh, Mindplex.
Yeah, I kind of view Mindplex as a game we would just
play at the end of stream.
You know what I mean?
Like, are there going to be days in the future
that we're like yo we're ripping Mindplex today and we're going to do a whole video for it sure.
But I think it'll be more like oh we're done what we're doing for the day let's rip Mindplex
custom games for like 40 minutes or some shit like that would just be really fun.
You're really ignorant.
Bro what is this chatter talking about right now bro.
We're talking about mine Plex, huh?
Mexican Ellen JoJo Logan at the sub H big of the three
What do you rather be brought over the other be a Brussels profit three engineers rather be lost in the desert because you're both got a flat tire
And you forgot to walk your fish for green. That's probably the worst hypothetical. I've ever made or you've ever or I've ever heard
So congrats to that
Why thank you the three I hit 850 leg press PR a little under 16. That's awesome. Stop thinking for the five
I was pinned by a lone star tick Thursday. I'm scared. I'm sorry to hear that.
Let's take it to seven and pale to the three. Well, you'll know in about a month if you have Alpha Gal.
If it wasn't attached to you for more than like 12 hours, you're probably fine.
Timothy, thank you for the five. And even if it was, not all of them carry it.
Like, that's another thing. Like, you got to realize the odds of getting Alpha Gal are so low
that even if you were bit by a lone star tick, well, also you should be worried about Lyme's disease
more than alpha gal. Let me be flat out, right? I think so many people are hyping
alpha gal and they're like tweaking about that. Far better to get alpha gal
than Lyme's disease. You know, I got alpha gal, shitty, right? But if you're, I'm not
trying to make you more worried, but if you're worried about anything, it
should not be alpha gal. Worst case you don't eat me, right? In that sense,
Lyme's disease is like oh fuck that's bad. It's maxi for the sub cupcake for the three
Love all your takes. Thank you Murphy think of the three impale for the three on ever for the sub of relevant 3
Texas six Matt bow route think of the possibilities come across your older videos you study you struggle with self identity
Hey, you know who you are sometimes was wondering how do you doing now and what's your process in in that now same shit?
Nothing's changed. It's just disassociation. It's not it's not a problem of like. Oh, I don't know who I am
I haven't found myself. It's like I'm a fucking animal that's conscious on a floating rock in space
in an infinite void that will exist effectively forever.
Like that's more the idea. It's less like, oh, who am I? You know, like, no, yeah, and you all
see South Ton know thyself. It's like, yeah, that's a whole, that's a lifelong process of
of like understanding you and your personality
and what your aspirations are, what your purpose is.
But I'm assuming the clip that you're talking about
is more like me not recognizing myself
in an existential sense.
Both think of it as a breath of the threy.
Devon Mod, Ozzie, Timothy, Cover, TK,
generic, Gothen, and TK for the seven out of seven
of the three.
What pen and THC drinks do you usually use?
I usually get nowadays.
But there's some other ones.
Usually if I go, I'll usually get like a case inalities
and then I'll get some other ones
because there's so many brands that it's just like,
oh, you know, why not try another one,
even if I like one,
because I might like another one more.
There's one that I do drink.
It's like a strawberry lemonade one
and I don't even remember the name of it.
I just know what the can looks like.
The Cobra and why I think of it
as a fan for the three.
I love the kinds of mental struggles.
At least I could do love your cuts and keep it up.
Well, I hope you're okay.
And I'm glad I'm, you know, able to help
but I hope you're all right.
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Mr. Snox on Norse for Hudson Tez Joe Larpoloz II think of the 10 gifted subs kill high orbit think of the three PV
think of the sub Brian and stand Josie B. Caden
Caden
LTJ Danny five Ethan gauge LT crush the breeze a Sante
Jared for the five gifte's a lever and grace think of the sub chat if you send that's right now
I'm probably not going to be able to read the dono hazy think of the sub top of the five six
don't read out loud.
That's awesome, bro.
I wish you the best.
Joseph and Looney thinking of the sub,
Aaron thinking for the sub,
Carver thinking for the five,
Gifted Tinker thinking for the three,
Esson thinking for the sub,
Luke and Troop thinking for the sub,
Devon Logan, Ace and Beauty thinking for the five,
Gifted Mexican, Owen Jojo,
HR thinking for the three,
N. Paintne thinking for the three.
I have no idea.
Carver thinking for the five,
Gifted Taster thinking for the sub,
I don't 10 bits right now.
Don't 10 bits right now, sorry for bothering you.
Don't 10 bits, don't 10 bits, don't 10 bits.
The reason I am spamming right now through this shit, hold up, oh my god, my headset's stuck,
is because we have to play Marvel Rivals with Tony at five, or not have to.
We're scheduled to, and I don't want to be late.
But I do want to get this, is guilty and scale the depth game in, and we only have like two and a half hours.
Should we do is guilty another day? Should we hard pit it?
I want to play scale the depth so bad today.
Because we only have two and a half hours before Marvel Rivals.
And if we play is guilty, we might only have like 30 minutes to play scale the depths
Now we're playing is guilty today, I was saying I was gonna play we're gonna play as guilty worst case
We play scale the depths for a little bit today, and then we rip it again on Saturday. That's what we'll do
That's what we'll do Michael evil Logan. It's uh,
Logan and teeth. Hey give it a shot. Don't send that's much. Please. Uh, send don't send that's and
And for all the people that are going to go, well, why don't you just remove them?
Why don't you just remove them?
Because I know people really want me to read their message and I can't read every message
on chat, so bits are there.
And I don't dislike the idea of bits.
It's just more like, during the start of stream is when everybody sends bits and then I
spend a half hour reading bits instead of hopping into the game and then we don't
get the games in that we need to get in, is more the thing.
Hold up.
Hold up.
sent me a video right when I went live.
Hooray!
I'm not going to complain.
I love my editors.
I love my editors.
And I want that to be said.
I saw a video the other day, and it was like,
Joe's complaining about his editors.
I was like, I'm not complaining about my editors.
I was more so jokingly saying, wow,
I'm the only guy that has the problem
that my editors edit too quick.
And then I saw another thing saying,
well, they're shitty editors
because they only just do cut and chops.
Buddy, that's my style.
What?
What?
Sitting here, bro.
Like, I actually, it was like the craziest thing.
People are going, well, his editors
don't edit more intensely.
And I'm like, bro, what do you think this is?
Like a Mr. Beast video?
Like, it's a cut-down of a VOD.
What do I title to react to the forest galante video?
I survived 24 hours in the world's deadliest jungle.
I could just title it the world's deadliest jungle, but I feel like that's lame.
I hate YouTubers that title videos reacting to I survive 24 hours and walk
road just like title or something else title of the same your titles are lame
anyway okay see that's a real hit to my ego because I think I come up with
banger titles I'm not even gonna lie that's that's mean that's mean you
don't. Bro, really? Chat, are my titles lane? Be honest. And then we got to hop in.
I could type it. I could like, bro, realistically, I'm going to title it
Forrest Galante. He's a psychopath that almost dies in the jungle.
Like, that's not, that's what the video is. The video is him wandering in the fucking Amazon
rainforest just grabbing deadly animals. Like, do it. Forest Galante almost dies in the
people don't know, some people don't know Forest Galante. Survivalist, survivalist almost dies
hunting or hunting animals in the rainforest. No, almost dies. I could type it survivalist
almost dies in the Amazon rainforest. That is such clickbait. That's like almost cringe
levels of clickbait. That's like ratty. I'm doing it. Also I'm not uploading today or tomorrow,
but then we're uploading the rest of the week. I gotta get back to not uploading Wednesdays
to Thursdays. I uploaded last Wednesday Thursday just because I had to get videos out.
But I think Wednesdays and Thursdays are like the worst day to post. Nobody's on.
Okay, sorry, I'm literally getting this done. And then we're locking in. Everybody type,
Oh my god, I just made it unlisted
Also, bro, there's a copyright yo literally look at this shit
Not spend about one off. This is gonna piss me off. Look look look look look look look. I gotta show it. Oh my god
See, I'm getting so off topic. See, it's not just the bits. It's literally me just yapping too much
This clip in this 43 minute video got the entire video copyright claimed.
No how to dance.
That music in the background?
Full copyright claim.
There are that. No how to dance.
That's how copyright works.
You can't even hear it.
You can't even hear it.
And YouTube's editing system, it's not working.
I can't cut it out.
I can't cut it out so I just disputed it.
It won't let me cut it out for some reason.
I guess YouTube's studio is just glitching.
So I was like, hey, this is fair use, man.
Like, there's no way you could claim this.
Parts about the furry conventions as well are the...
Alright.
It's four seconds long!
What the fuck?
And it's like iPhone quality.
And I guarantee you they deny the appeal.
That's YouTube.
Six seven take it for the five gift it's Vansider one box Looney captain Orix burrito fun and
Somnia Monica think of it a 10k bitties Aiden and insomnia think of it a sub evil Logan T cable a Michael
Arian think of it a three it's a swap either the sub and Pena think of it a three toe take it for the five and
Bro, you did not need to do that Monica Monica X O X. Thank you for the 10k, but he's chat lockin is guilty. Let's fucking go
Let's fucking go. Let's fucking go. Walk in the above of the sub. Why are you clapping?
Because I want to. When are you switching your profile picture? I don't know dude. I was thinking
about that. I feel like that's like it might be that forever bro. What am I going to do
or just take another picture like this.
I don't even wear that beanie anymore, ever.
I don't wear that beanie.
I haven't worn that beanie in three years.
Take another picture, just.
I don't wear beanies anymore either.
So it's like, should I change it or should I keep it?
Run a pole, star, take it to the three.
Happy birthday, Teddy, take it to the sub.
I don't know Bubba and I'll take it with the sub.
Crews take it with the five gift hits.
Keep it, change it, run a poll.
Hold up, let me change the settings.
We're gonna lock in.
Don't send bets right now, Chad.
I'm not gonna be able to read them.
Don't send bets, don't send bets, don't send bets.
Most people are saying now.
See, that's what I'm saying, but that picture is old.
That picture is old.
I think I look older now.
I'm 24 now, that's probably 21 in that picture.
So I have to think of it as three.
Maybe even younger. I might have been 20 in that.
Wait here for the sub.
You look the same.
Okay, Jackass.
Actually, I'll take that as a compliment.
You're saying I'm aging well.
I appreciate that.
Great idea for the sub.
I appreciate that.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Honks reminiscing all right
All right, let's lock into your chat is guilty
Day one Wow jump right into it. I oh
I spawn in at work welcome to your shift use WASD and move around the cafe
Use the mouse to look around left click on objects interact with them
Use your computer for daily progress and read your emails simple enough only problem is I can't fucking see anything
So why is my shift key sticky ill ill ill ill ill ill
Probably spit all over it. Yeah
All right
Fix that shit. Oh, I gotta read the emails
Dude, I need a little backstory on my life. Is this me old photo of my brother. What a weird thing to have at work
What a fucking weird thing at work your other brother your brother when he was like eight years old you have framed in a photo on your desk
e-mail
Welcome to your inbox boss
Glad to have you with us for the night shift to quiet job, okay double e-mail hey stop in my line brother
Get for the first one glad to have you with us with us for the night shift
It's a quiet job, provided you stick with the routine.
Take orders, serve customers, clean up any dirty spots
on the floor, and don't forget to stock the shelves.
Just a small reminder, the neighborhood
could get a little unpredictable after dark.
We strongly advise keeping the service window locked
between orders.
We'd hate for you to deal with any unwanted guests
inside the booth.
You have a job to do.
Focus on that, and you'll be fine.
Robert.
While Lukey mess squad at Grand accrues
and Brian thinking of the sub.
Hey, little brother.
Hope your first shift isn't too boring.
I really appreciate you taking this on.
I know the hours suck, but having my own brother
in my corner makes a huge difference right now.
Try not to drink too much of the coffee yourself, yeah?
Talk to you tomorrow, Rob.
A solution to your problem.
I know about Robert.
I know about the surgery costs.
Working this coffee job will take months to save enough.
You don't have months.
I could solve your problem in seven days.
Sell me your kidney.
Sell me your kidney.
I could give you $245,000 for it.
I've granted you access to restricted software suite.
You need to download it manually using the link below.
The deal?
Every night, five customers will pass through
your drive-through.
One of them is a criminal who matches the case file
I will send you daily.
Your task, use the CCTV to get the customer license plate,
enter the plate into the app to reveal the driver's identity,
civil status, and criminal record.
Yo, can I say this game off rip?
Word vomit, lore vomit, lore vomit, picture
little brother he's dying or my older brother he's dying I'm working at a
coffee shop now I'm doing a side gig for the black market to like get a
criminal or what the fuck is happening right now too many words for my tiktok
brain nailed it right on the head there speedster that's why he's a VIP
W chat, holy, all right.
So my brother Robert's dying.
He needs surgery.
I need to get that surgery in seven days.
Every night, five customers pass through.
One of them is a criminal.
Use the CCTV to get the customer's license plate,
enter the plate into the app to reveal the driver's
identity, civil status, and criminal record.
Find the one who matches the case file,
report them to me at the end of the shift.
Do not ask who I am.
Just do the work.
OK, mystery figure.
Let me just download the phishing link
Incident report 2344
We have a report of one of a hit-and-run involving a pedestrian in the north sector the vehicle fled the scene immediately
Suspect for profile history of moving violations speeding failure to stop driver likely exhibits impulsive or aggressive behavior check vehicles for recent front-end damage find them
There's too many apps
That's actually impossible.
Wait, do you actually think this is impossible to win?
Oh my God, get me out of there.
All right, so this is how I enter their case ID
when I find them.
Oh, but I'd have to look that up.
Citizen profiler, notepad.
So this isn't just a cafe job.
My friend's dying, or not my friend, my brother.
How do I...
My brother's dying and to get the money. I'm working for like an FBI agent that wants me to like fucking find people
Serve customers talk to customer investigate save order customers will pull up to the window listen to their orders
See what they want keep an eye on your stock if the shelf is empty you hold the cardboard box label to refill it
Keep an eye on the floor if you get sturdy mop it up and clean it
fucking simple enough
Seems like a very basic job, no smoking apparently.
Lane, Lane, you're telling me I can't order,
you're telling me I can't smoke cigarettes
while I'm fucking serving customers?
What the fuck is this?
Talk to the customer to take their order.
While they wait, check your computer
to see if they match the description of today's suspect.
Yo, Octane, stop opening different games.
How do I turn that shit off?
How do I turn that shit off?
Octane, love you, brother, love you, brother.
How many games are we gonna open
in the next fucking two minutes, man.
Oxane, brother, Oxane, brother,
how many times are we gonna open 5N, man?
How many times are we gonna open 5N?
It's like nine times since the game's crashing.
What's going on, brother?
Okay.
Oxane, brother.
One more, right?
One more, one more, one more ring around the rosy.
Talk to the customer and take their order.
While they wait, check your computer to see if they matched the description of today's suspect.
Over the CCTV app, the customer's license plate, use that number to search the new apps and determine if they're a suspect.
Okay, so match the description, see if the car is damaged, look up their license plate, yapp, yapp, yapp.
Once you've investigated, fill their order. Don't forget to grab the cash from the counter before they leave.
But I have to keep everything on, bro, I can't see, like, this side of the fuck. Is there, like, another light?
SHUT THE FUCK UP!
It's my first day on the job, dick.
What's your problem, ass?
Hi there.
Sorry if I seem out of it.
I have 50 papers to grade before the first meeting tomorrow.
I desperately need this.
I'll have one chocolate donut and one coffee.
You desperately need a chocolate donut and a coffee?
How do I lock the door?
Does that just mean close it?
I gotta go investigate first.
Why are people saying Kirk?
Are you saying that looks like Charlie Kirk?
That doesn't look like Charlie Kirk.
Brother, I'm supposed to decipher, oh.
I thought I had to read that.
H32L95 copy.
Is this one?
What is this do?
Oh, and then crime net, case ID, okay, I get it, I get it, I get it, I get it, that'll
give me their profile and then it'll give me their criminal record.
I understand.
She wants one chocolate, Jenna, and one coffee coming right up.
lovely business we have. We serve coffee straight out of a Keurig. I'm gonna have
to take chat here and listen up. Oh my god, I forgot to reset the subtle again. I'm
gonna have to take here diner or coffee mint. I know it's low quality. I know
it's probably folders. But you know what they say. But you know what they
say chat this is where you say the catchphrase you know what they say what
do they say what do they say nobody's getting it and it's a mess okay that's
part of waking up his folders in your cop fucking idiots sorry that was rude
and chat you didn't get the reference is this a chocolate doughnut is this
the chocolate doughnut that was rude I apologize chat I was really hoping that
that Folger's in your cup would land.
It was really upsetting that it didn't.
The best part of waking up
is Folger's in your cup.
You're telling me, Jesus Christ, we should?
That's not the mother fucker that speeds away.
She just vacuumed that donut?
Yeah, she just inhaled it.
Mmm, we have a fucking competitor, 7-11 over here.
Oh, another customer, that quick.
Hey, buddy, how you doing?
She threw my clothes out on the lawn. Can you believe that crazy woman?
I'm sleeping in this car tonight, man. It's gonna be a really long night. Does it decline though? That might be good.
You know get some get some nice rest in that car, buddy. It can't be that bad.
I'll have one salt chip and one soda.
One salt chip and one soda? I wonder why her wife kicked him out.
Or his wife kicked him out.
Potentially something having to do with a criminal record, perchance?
Marthas Vane?
Nevermind.
Probably abusive, or he shit the bed.
Two likely possibilities.
shit his pants or who ketchup chips yo actually underrated ketchup chips pretty
fire soda where's the sodas in yeah no name no name brand of coke awesome love
to see it now I know this is a horror game but I don't know what it gets
scary I'm assuming this door right here somebody's gonna break into and that's
where shit gets really like sketchy. Waiting for the next customer. God I love
working this job. Just here to save my brother. None of the power is gonna cut.
Yeah hi. Oh look are we doing this or what? I'm in a rush. Family emergency or
something like that. I'll have one strawberry donut and one coffee. Strawberry
Dona and in one coffee
Gotta be that guy why is he in such a fucking rush?
Jackass
Look at his stupid car, too. I hate I can't see the front end of the car won't tell me what's this guy's name David Thorn
It's fucking idiot hold up one second
Okay, David Thorn, let's see if you're a criminal, buddy.
Nothing.
See, what is it?
I've been doing this wrong.
Yo, I got lucky as fuck.
Oh my God, I got lucky as fuck
that I just figured this out.
Yo, I was grabbing their owner ID
and putting it into crime net
when I have to put it into the citizen profile
and then it tells me if they're a criminal.
He's a high pressure salesman with aggressive tactics.
This is the guy.
So what do I do?
What do I do if this is the guy?
Like if this is him, do I just still serve him as normal?
Strawberry, donut, and a coffee. That's all he wants.
What's the email say? It says I just have to let him know.
I already read his case file. It's the same thing the guy said.
He's just like arrested for speeding and being aggressive
It's a case closed he's fine. Oh fuck was that fuck was that I
Swear I just heard a noise. Oh, there's already a car up. I'm gonna sweep the floor
shut the fuck up dude don't you see that I'm cleaning right now you can see
through the fucking thing my side of the guy's family paragraphs what how are you
who's driving the fucking car whoa relax don't freak out there's nobody in the
driver's seat it's a new Auto cab beta pretty wild right drives better than my
grandma I'll have one set of one cookie one ketchup chip and one orange juice
That's the weirdest combo of food I think I've ever seen but you know to each
their own that's fine. Nobody in the driver's seat. Well then it can't be him
if he's taking fucking rainos. Kevin Cole. Oh my god hold up.
Okay, clock in holy shit
Kevin Cole tech enthusiast and beta tester for AutoCab services. Okay, so he's like part of the fucking business idea of this shit
Wait, I gotta copy his oh
Yo, am I tweaking or was there a noise right there?
I'm I know I'm not I know I'm not tweaking
Hold up I
Heard somebody walking on the grass, you know, maybe like outside, but I can't go out there
He doesn't have a criminal record, so I can't even look it up. We just got to give him his order
He wants ketchup chips, orange juice, soda, and a cookie.
Ketchup chips, a cookie, orange juice, and a soda.
I wish I could toss him out of the fucking window.
That's apple juice.
How do I drop?
What's the drop button?
Oh, I guess we just have to throw it into the trash.
Hey, oh, guess we gotta throw that one into the trash, too.
That's mango juice.
Wrong one there, brother.
Hey, if you touch the product, it's tainted.
You can't sell it.
If you touch it one time, it's cooked.
Thank you.
I guess that was only $4.
That doesn't really make any fucking sense, but you know, we'll let it slide.
When are we playing Rivals in like three hours, or not three hours, like two hours?
Try to beat this fucking game first though.
Next customer!
Hello there, sir.
I'll have one coffee and one water.
One coffee, one water.
Let's check your record here first, buddy.
Dr. Aris.
What do you think he's a doctor of?
No credible record. Highly respected.
Chief neurosurgeon at General Hospital.
Keeps up to speed. Preceed record and strict schedule.
Let's get him what he wants.
A coffee and a water.
Here you are, sir.
One cold bottle of water.
this thing looks like it's 40 ounces Jesus Christ that's a big water one
coffee coming right up I wonder if I could pre-make them really met a game
the fucking piss out of this indie horror game should we pre-make the
coffees that's like a jackass thing to do bro I just look what the fuck is
When the shift ends to open the email app, you must select the one suspect who best fits
the profile.
I'm getting reports, turn off the lights,
lock the door, go to sleep.
Okay.
Bro, I don't remember who's the guy
that had the criminal record.
It has to be that dude.
It was customer three.
It was customer three, or was it four?
No, it's David.
David was the one, David was the one
that had the criminal record.
It had to be him.
Like that's the only guy it could be.
Turn off all the lights.
Hell yeah.
Oh hell yeah, creepy door creak.
Couldn't be any better.
Let's turn off this light too.
Oh fuck yeah.
Let's go to sleep.
I should clean up all the dirt before sleeping.
Oh hell yeah.
Yeah, obviously.
Obviously gotta clean up all the dirt.
Yeah, let's go back out here.
Oh yeah, let's eat.
Oh yeah, this is fucking awesome.
Oh yeah, let's go grab the broomstick.
Don't wanna sleep with dirt on the floor.
Yeah, let's just, let's just,
yeah, it's not even sweeping up anywhere.
Let's just mush it into the air
and make sure I'm breathing it in.
That'll definitely help the respiratory
Fucking problems when I'm sleeping.
There we go.
Fucking go to sleep now.
There we go.
Your choice was correct!
Chat, we're gonna meta game the fuck out of this.
We'll be done in 30 minutes, no problem.
Six more to go!
This is a seven day game, all right, long.
Ah!
Ooh!
Good work on your first night. No complaints. No issues. That's exactly what you'd like to see. Keep it up. Stay focused. Stay fishing. We want any problems.
Hey, so how's your first date, little brother? Any weird customers? I have those two blurring sitting there alone. Those late-night shifts with your head.
Late shifts can mess with your head if you're not careful. Make sure you're eating something. Don't just survive on coffee and chips.
I'm hearing people. I'm hearing people in my left ear a
Convenience store in the south district was robbed a clerk with a pistol pit was pistol whipped, but stable
Suspects will 500 and cash likely in financial distress on include debt witness described the getaway vehicle as an old beater
Rust damage or cheap model suspect has a history of assault or weapon charges and everyone Roger
Roger that
Will do accordingly
Hello? I'll start it up. I'm locked in. Already got that pre-made coffee. Still steaming hot from the night before chat.
That's how good our coffee is at this fucking place. I don't even know the name of this restaurant. How big of a fucking fire extinguisher is that?
What should we name this establishment?
Do you know who I am? No. Good. I value my privacy. I hate these public places. People always ask for handouts. I'll have one coffee and one chocolate cookie.
Oh, I gotta, I gotta scan him first. Wait, you gotta shot that. I always do that just in case they might want to kill me.
I don't think it's him. Based off that conversation alone, Richard Gold.
Ooh, criminal record, though.
An eccentric tech millionaire can't be him. Can't be him. Cannot be him. We're already, we're already ruling him out.
One coffee and one chocolate cookie
Thank you
I'm hearing like walking to
It can't be him. They're not they said they're broke
They're driving a beater ass car and they're mean that guy was mean, but he was rich and driving a decent car
next person
Fuck
Sorry if I'm counting panties, it's been a rough month.
Rant land up again.
Might have to start sleeping in the library.
Maybe you should get your money up
and not your funny ups Samantha.
I'll have one set of.
Sleeping in the library again, aren't we?
Oh, fuck!
I'm not paying attention.
Can you grab me a water?
Yeah, sure thing.
Yeah, sure thing.
Y'all grab your water, no problem.
Okay, so she stole the soda and laughed.
Stole the soda and laughed, that's awesome, awesome.
Mary and Holt.
All right, so if it's nobody else, it's her.
We know that, we know that, we know that.
This is a police officer, it's not her.
What?
Rough night out there, honey.
Keep your head out on a swivel.
We got reports of some crazy stuff going on down south.
Stay safe.
Why are your bruises like green?
What's going on with your forearms?
I'll have one salt chip and one coffee.
Nobody wants the spicy chips, eh?
Thank you.
Excuse me, sir, are you wearing one of those morph suits
that people wore in the Halloween days?
Who are you?
Who are you?
Get out of here.
Get out of here.
That was very weird.
Excuse me, sir.
What seems to be the problem?
Shut up!
It's this person.
It's a beat-up ass car.
That's a fuggly ass car, bro.
Gary Vaughn.
Uh-huh.
Uh-huh.
Criminal case record.
Unemployed eviction notice filed last week.
Interesting, interesting, Gary Vaughn armed robbery.
Oh, oh, Care Bear, what's going on here, sir?
You're gonna stare at me all night?
I ain't got enough of that for my cops.
Just do your job, I'm not in the mood for a conversation.
All two ketchup chips and one coffee.
Okay, sub three, fuck you.
Oh, you want two ketchup chips?
And a soda I put you said coffee or did I just say coffee like a fucking idiot yo side question
What is that shadow figure that's been following us I like I that it's just like such a weird loop into this game
Like I'm hunting for criminals, but there's also a guy that like wants to kill me. I'm just not
You said coffee like an idiot. I'm not even scanning this person's criminal profile
I hope the coffee's fresh this time. Last week it was lukewarm.
I assure you we make coffee right away. I definitely don't met a game and pre-made for coffees, man. I assure you.
I'm writing a review right now. Services slow. Send. I'll have one chocolate donut and one coffee.
Ooh, coffee coming right up. Actually it is going to be hot this time.
One chocolate donut.
And one coffee.
Put the coffee in the microwave.
I tell y'all about how I used to microwave water until a glass shattered.
That was like a thing I did for like a week when I was a kid.
I used to microwave water until it boiled for fun.
So that shows you about how interesting my life was.
And then I would, and then I would like, I don't know why I did it.
I do I remember genuinely microwaving bro for like an hour
I would microwave water until it boiled and then I'll take it out and
Bro, I don't even remember what I would do with it
Bro dead ass I don't even remember what I would do with it. I think I would just pour it out and then I would do it again
That's like zoo that's like zoo psychosis
that's like that's that's crazy now that I'm thinking about that behind you on the
door but I'm not even caring dude that kind of morphs you didn't hurt me I got
an email oh the day's over it was Gary right how to be Gary
See ya.
Two for two! Two for two!
Another day, another dollar, eh? Gotta make the donuts, literally.
Quick note, the morning shift reported some scratches on the back door, probably just an animal trying to get at the trash.
Uh, no, that was the dude in the morph suit.
Just keep the door unlocked and ignore any noises. Focus on the customers.
Hey! The doctors came by today. They're being vague about the timeline, which is never a good side.
I know I keep asking, but how's the money situation looking? I hate putting this on you, Robert.
Uh, well, Rob, you know, I know you're going through a lot right now and I really want to take care of you, man.
I have worked two eight-hour shifts at a minimum wage coffee job.
You really think I have the money to pay for your surgery right now?
Multiple homes in the east district have broken into over the past 48 hours entry points suggest somebody with knowledge of alarm systems
Not good. Not good. Are they gonna hurt me?
Suspect likely as a technical background IT security or electronics history of property damage crime or trespassing
vehicle has tool
I'm just sort of wolf howl vehicle may contain tools or equipment not typical for their stated occupation
Suspect operates late at night
Interesting. Very, very interesting. I'm going to immediately pre-make a coffee. I'm going to
pre-make a coffee and then we're just going to wait for them to pull up. This is Madagaming,
Jack. Instant scan their plate. You got boom, boom, boom, boom. Lynn Cruz. Yeah, I love when they
long, bro. Late off six months ago, former alarm system installer. Really? Really? Really?
Really? Really? Is it really the first person? Oh, the first person, you say? No way. Oh, they
Wait, they said it was a dude?
Wait, they said it was a guy?
You guys work alone here?
Creepy.
Must get lonely.
All these hours by yourself, nobody to talk to.
I'll have one chocolate donut, one coffee,
one spicy chip, and one soda.
What else?
Chocolate donut.
And a soda.
She want you?
He's just being flirtatious since he's not gonna pay.
Oh, never mind.
Wait, did they say it was actually a die chat?
Is that facts?
Is that like actually for real?
No, then why are you guys saying?
No, it just says suspect.
It was probably them.
I mean, I'm still gonna scan everybody else.
There's a person standing there.
Interesting, this car has no profile.
Oh, never mind.
I'm a jackass.
Medical resident working double shifts.
Okay, it's not her.
Hello, ma'am.
Hi there!
Long night at the hospital.
I really need this.
I'll have one water, one strawberry donut, and one coffee.
Strawberry donut, sneaky good peck now.
Sneaky firepick. I'm not even gonna judge. I would never order that myself, but
Kind of a classic chat. What's your donut order at like a Dunkin Donuts? Oh wait, I forgot to grab an apple juice
Can you grab one for me? If you try to fucking leave I swear to God I will fucking blow up your car
I will blow up your stupid puke green car right now if I go fucking grab this when you drive off
Apple juice here
No my go-to donut chat glaze no no look look look look look look look chocolate glaze so
full chocolate donut that's glazed or regular donut with chocolate frosting top two top
Only two I ever really need, Derek Simon's criminal record, remote software engineer for a tech giant dedicated night owl who runs a coding blog.
So it could be two people right now.
His charges are unauthorized access to computer systems, but didn't the other person have like trespassing charges?
property crimes are trespassing so it's not him it's still the first person what
you're open this late thank God I've been debugging the same error for six
hours I don't even want this coffee I just need another human being all one
coffee and one cookie
Brogess absorbed that straight into his neck. What the fuck was that?
I keep, dude, Chad, I'm not metagaming.
What, we're wasting time right now. This could be five seconds saved.
Five seconds saved. Could have just pre-made that coffee. Let's make another one.
I think that might have been the fifth person, though.
I don't remember how many people he served. Genuinely.
Sitting on PC yet again?
Somebody's behind me.
And there's a character standing there.
Thomas Reed.
None. Father of three children.
I hear somebody standing in the corner when I'm on that PCI, sort of fog.
Sorry, I know it's late, kids finally fell asleep and need to escape for a bit.
You ever just sit in your car in a parking lot just for the silence?
I'll drive in silence.
For like an hour sometimes.
No music.
Just the road.
The road in my thoughts.
I'll have one coffee.
I already pre-made it for you buddy, no problem.
I heard that door open by the way, fucker.
He's probably in here with me.
drive off yet actually let me go check okay we're safe no problems here have a
nice night is that everybody that's customer for now we're on five now
we're on five now we're on five no music's crazy dude trust me next time
you're next time you're in the car on a long ride just fucking listen to the
music dude it's so she or not listen to music listen to the man silence it's
What's this guy's name? Victor Marsh.
Another criminal case record.
Fully retiree, early riser, spends most nights fishing in a lake.
It's still the first person, bro. This person just says a DUI.
You know, oh wait.
You know, I used to work nights too.
Back when I was your age.
They should have aged this character more.
You kind of look like you're like 35.
The quiet gets to you after a while, doesn't it?
You start hearing things that aren't there.
Hey buddy, did you retire at the age of 25?
Like what the fuck do you mean?
Anyway, I'm in a hurry.
Fish aren't gonna catch themselves.
One salt shift and two coffees.
I'm out of cups.
I love that.
I love that.
Very satisfying noise. Best part of this game thus far. One salt chip and two coffees.
Regular Lay's potato chips. Bottom peck by the way. Bottom peck by the way. Probably
little worse things you could get. One more coffee. Overrated. No, it's not even overrated.
They're just bad. Cap, bro, if you, I'm gonna, I, I, I'm just gonna offend people. If you
buy regular Lay's potato chips, you are an NPC, not the baked ones. I'm saying the
The regular...
What the fuck was that?
Why are there cop cars driving by every four seconds?
Do I live in like the worst part of town?
Holy shit.
Wait, no, no, no, no, open up, open up, open up.
I gotta turn off the lights.
Fuck off.
New email received?
Oh, right now it's terrible.
Oh, wait, no, I have to pick it.
Never mind.
It was number one.
Literally no hesitation.
Thank you for the, thank you for the lovely,
Thank you for the lovely achievement there because I'm certain I'm right.
3 for 3.
3 for 3.
Literally have this game in the fucking bag.
Could not be doing better.
What?
I can't sur-
I can't see.
I'm not liking this at all.
Oh, it's a CCTV footage of what?
Why is my brother's car parked outside the cafe?
Am I supposed to go outside?
Oh my god, am I gonna go take my brother's order?
Is my brother dead?
I can't move.
What's happening?
What's happening?
I'm kind of freaking out.
I'm not gonna lie.
What am I supposed to do?
What am I supposed to do?
What the fuck?
I can't go back.
There's like a wall.
I don't know why my brother's cars parked out there.
Take the order? How do I take the fucking order?
Click the TV. Yeah, I've been doing that.
I can't click shit.
I can't move.
Oh my God.
What the fuck?
Go back? It won't let me.
Look.
Oh, it is letting me.
I thought it wasn't letting me because it literally doesn't look like I could walk out there.
I just-
AHHHHHHH
Another night, another shift, another report from my end.
Just a heads up, we're expecting some fog tonight.
Might get thick.
Don't be alarmed if visibility drops.
Also corporate mentioned something about security concerns in the area.
Probably nothing.
Just keep the doors locked.
Hey, I talked to the doctors today.
They're saying the window for surgery is closing if we don't have a fun soon.
I don't want to pressure you.
I know you're doing everything you can, but I'm scared.
Please tell me you're close.
A woman was attacked outside her apartment complex last night at 1145 Bickham Fod.
For several weeks, suspects had stalker-rascalated and physical assault.
of obsessive behavior or harassment, private training orders, works a flexible schedule,
allowing them to stalk at odd hours. So like self-employed.
Critics 5 spam, Jurgen, Hugg, Vice, Mighty, Temp, iChub, A, Nox, Censoross, Avan, Boyd,
Take It to the 3, Key to Take It to the 3, Oz and 89 for the sub, West, It's the tail,
N and Blitz, Take It to the sub. It's $900 PC, Decent for somebody with a new PC.
I depends on the specs, man. Mr. The Real, Glock, Penguin and Mr. Take It to the
sub lj big for the sub four thank you for the three came up lord from some sleep even sub jaren for the three
Squee a squad a grand cyber for the three gradient christening of the sub at dano
One-up box bubba captain fun. Oh ricks burrito one
Monica think of the bitties again and lock in chat. I y'all I think of the sub
Or Lynn thank you for some sorry
All right, so a stalker with a history. Sorry. I had a tap out of that pole a stalker with a history of
of restraining orders.
And that's
the person behind me here.
Just rage baiting.
Kyle started with a history of restraining orders and a flexible schedule.
Roger, Roger, Marcus Webb.
Host of the Midnight Radio slot known for Dark Humor twice of course, lives completely
alone.
Is that a flexible schedule?
No, he can't beat him because he hosts a Midnight Radio slot and she was, uh, this
happened at 11.45 at night.
It's not him.
Number one is clear.
Number one is clear, Chapp.
They are safe.
Pre-make a coffee.
Not a gaming.
Sorry force to have it almost said you're on the air just now, you know, you know dark humor dark humor
Yeah, nothing nothing crazy three years in midnight radio every conversation start feels like a broadcast after a while
Fox killed my driving home tonight
Just like I'd like to kill my ex-wife right?
Dark humor dark humor. I'll have one ketchup chip one soda one spicy chip. Okay
coming right up. What else do you want? Oh, set up. I'm literally going to get it. Liberals
want to get the humor. But why is there a wolf howling, dude? We're living in like a city
area. This shit makes no sense. So an ultra of the two subs, Viz and one of the sub water
of the sub. One Jack Pembroke, three weeks. Very weird car. Nathan Price, sir, taking
the five gifpins. I think we've got to stop taking the five gifpins. Nathan Price, freelance
photographer. Freelance photographer chat. Tap in open schedule. Large online following
specializes in candid shots flexible schedule what's the criminal record
harassment dismissed following her without consent alpha think of it a five
me my girlfriend and I months broke up after go to two months without arguing
this past week I started moving on maybe stress I took it on took it out on her
and it led to our breakup I had problems with controlling my emotions
the past so recently I started therapy to help that she told me to try again
Once I know that it won't happen again,
do you have any advice you could give me?
No, I'm sorry, man.
I wish you the best, dude,
and I wish the best for your relationship,
and I hope you're okay,
and I hope you're able to work on yourself,
but I can't really help you.
God, think of the five.
Get into double mastectomy, top surgery,
in a nine-bed area.
My mom is fully supportive of her,
but I want to tell my dad,
but I'm worried about her response,
I love my dad so much,
but he's not very open-minded.
Well, I don't really know how you could tell him.
I don't know you or your dad,
or your mom, or what situation you're in
outside of the specifics you just gave me,
and I wish you the best as well.
All right, walking.
I'm sorry I'm kind of like cutting it off, chat,
but it's like, sometimes you guys tell me stuff
that I can't really help you with, you know what I mean?
So it's like, I'm not mad that you wanna rant
and tell someone, but it's like, you know,
you saying you're having relationship problems
is a lot more complex than me giving you basic advice.
You know what I mean?
I don't really know you.
I don't know your girlfriend and in the same sense,
God, I don't know your dad.
I don't know you.
I don't know how you should approach them, you know.
All right, lock in.
But lock in, lock in.
All right, so it's likely this person.
Stop, honking!
You are the same fucking guy from before.
Oh, it's perfect for photos.
Everything looks like a dream or a nightmare,
depending on how you frame it.
People don't like being photographed.
They think I'm watching them.
I'm just capturing moments.
I'll have two chocolate cookies and two mango juices.
Two chocolate cookies and two mango juices.
What a fucking weird order.
Chocolate cookie.
That's not what I ordered.
This isn't a chocolate cookie, fucker.
You just meant regular chocolate cookie.
Say double chocolate, fucker.
It's chocolate with chocolate chips.
You can't just say chocolate cookie.
How the hell am I supposed to?
Last night, I watched you sleep. I was right next to your bed. I almost touched your hair.
You never even noticed me. You were never alone here.
Oh, well that's quite comforting. It means they're watching after me, huh.
a guardian angel on my back, eh? Irene Cross. No, can't be her. She's a nurse. Working too
long of a shift. Yep! That'll shift tonight. Third one this week. I saw a woman coming earlier
attacked outside her home who does something like that. I left two strawberry donuts, one
water and two coffees. Water, what else? Two strawberry donuts? Holy shit. Carbloating.
Hold on, I gotta clean this up too while the coffee's filling. Who drinks two coffees? Me.
I drink a coffee and an energy drink almost every day. I know people that drink like four
Call through today. It's not good, but I forgot to mention there's somebody standing behind the cafe
I don't know if he works with you or not. Just thought you should know
All right, so that's fucking disturbing your shit. I
Wonder who the fuck that is are you gonna drive off or?
What customers that those customer three? Oh my god, it's only gonna get worse
Are we only on day three or day four? Tell me on day four. Tell me on day four, please. I
I could not be done this game sooner mom think of it a three hug think of it a three wait and let him think of it a sub
Been watching the box for years
Watch them three times a day every day, but I eat now. I'm getting to the streams now tub
If you read this ten times speed, I'm gonna show myself
Joel Mercer
Stop honking!
Hiring executive of aggressive sales taxis
recently went through a messy divorce works late nights.
Not can't be him either.
Wait, who was it, chat? What customer was that?
Was that customer two? I don't remember who it was.
No, it's not for a drive.
What the fuck was that?
Love the fog makes everything feel private.
You know, most people don't appreciate a man who knows what he wants.
They are lost of one water and one salt chip.
You really do know what you want, twirls air.
One water and one salt chip, so affirming in his order.
So confident.
Yes, Nathan Price was the guy's name.
That's who it is.
customer of the day I'm not it why am I even checking I know it's Nathan I'm
just wasting time fucking fill another coffee up what sorry long night mind
somewhere else do you ever think about someone so much it hurts forget I said
anything I'll have three chocolate donuts and two orange juices okay it
could be him. I have to check. What the fuck was that?
Neighbors report him leaving frequently at night. Remote IT contractor broke could be him. So
stalking repeated violation of restraining orders. Stalked ex-girlfriend installed tracking
on our phone. Oh, it's this guy dude. It has to be that guy. Oh my god, but there's two of them.
Chat, do you think it's number two or number five? It's probably this guy. Oh, that's not what you
heard. Sorry. It's gotta be this dude. This dude's like more the more extreme version.
Two orange juices. Dude, why can't I pick up two at once? I have like one I have one hand.
All right, you can't need to fuck out of here turn off the lights shut. My god. I have to speak for fucking four. You're joking
Where the fuck up where you the fuck up three
I'm freaking out
Just got about good about good about good about good about turn off all the lights already did already did
But he did. Did I not? Did I not? Did I not?
I feel like I remember turning this off. I'm actually freaking out.
Oh my god.
4 for 4.
4 for 4. Three more days. Bread and Mac, thank you to the sub.
Three more days, three more days, three more days, three more days and we're done.
Three more days and we're fucking done, dude. Hell yeah.
Storm morning, tonight's, tonight's gonna be rough.
There's a severe storm warning in the area. Thunderlight in the whole package. Keep the door shut. Stay warm.
Hey, we don't have a lot of time to talk. The doctor said the window is closing fast.
Buddy, you've been saying that every day.
I need you to tell me, are you going to have the money? Because if not, I need to start looking for other options.
26-year-old woman was abducted from the East District parking garage at approximately 11.50 last night.
Her vehicle was found on level three with the door open and an engine still running.
Personal belongings were shattered on the ground or scattered.
security cameras on a level manually disabled prior to the abduction suggesting premeditation
wow i actually think this this fucking this building was struck by lightning
security cameras were manually disabled prior to the abduction of witness saw a dark vehicle
history of controlling behavior restraining orders technical knowledge disabling security
cameras okay so tax knowledge history restraining orders or controlling behavior dark vehicle
Tinted windows. Got it. Turn the lights on immediately to the CCTV. Mike for the sub.
What's going on?
Derek Holloway.
What?
Oh, Dominic Loss.
Private Security Guard works late night shifts guarding parking garages.
Unlawful detention...
Um...
Controlling behavior. I mean, we're gonna soft...
We're not clearing this guy, it's a problem.
He's a probable suspect.
My ex took the dog and the divorce.
He cut it to an empty apartment.
I started picking up extra shifts just to have somewhere to be at that.
I'll have wood sell chip and wood coffee.
I'm not againing.
Keep that? Already done. Easy.
Next. My god.
Why is the floor always fucking dirty?
I'm not cleaning the fucking poop stain walls, but I gotta clean the floor.
Markis fell.
Well they all have criminal records.
Freelance IT contractor installing security cameras.
Fired for HR complaints.
Stalking and a restraining order.
Certainly.
number two right now. I used to hate driving at night. I used to hate driving at night.
Don't mind it anymore. There's something about it. Everyone's inside, roads are empty.
Just you. I'll have one water and one salt chip. One water and one salt chip. I'm going
to be playing in a League of Legends Tournament later.
I made Vel'Kaz.
Think I'm one of the best Vel'Kaz players there is.
Oh my god, they damn tinted windows.
They damn tinted windows.
We're gonna do this first
Glass just shattered pre-a-de-san
Single mother ER nurse
Bro, but did they
I heard them have tinted windows. Why did I hear last shot?
My daughter turns four next week. I've missed her two birthdays because of work
She drew me a picture left out of the fridge. I don't care. I'll have one caught one cookie and two coffees
One regular cookie bro, what was that glass shatter noise like where was that?
There you are, help somebody knock it on the door, I wonder who it is, let's open it up.
Hello.
Can't open the door apparently.
We'll let him out.
Oh.
Still haven't seen a tenant window,
but right now it's probably number two.
Runs a 24-7 locksmith business,
knows every locksmith security system in the city.
Ew.
Breaking and entering trespassing,
using tools to enter an ex-boyfriend's apartment.
Do you think this woman is the girl that was cheating on her, potentially?
See, that's just dumb as fuck.
That's dumb as fuck.
That actually just pissed me off.
There's literally, it doesn't have anything to do with the game.
My Bob keeps asking when I'm getting married.
I told her I'm married to my car.
She had laughed.
I thought it was pretty good.
A blunt mango juice.
A lot of chocolate cookie.
A lot of spicy chip.
Chocolate cookie.
Mango and a soda.
It's her.
Bro, but how do I tell if they've tinted windows?
Because their windows are rolled down and I can't see how big the tint is from the other side.
Like it's not possible.
Oh my god.
Shit's dirty, bro.
Did a yellow car? Oh, they did say dark car. I'm still I'm still thinking of her too. I don't think it's a woman
There's a dark car
Evelyn Harper no criminal record
Oh, my! This storm reminds me of the night my herald proposed, raining cats and dogs.
I visit him every night at the cemetery. I know it's silly. You're sweet for staying
open this late, dear. The world needs more kind souls. I'll have one strawberry donut,
One apple and one coffee.
What else did you want?
Apple juice.
I got to restock the juices.
It's yours.
Ignoring it.
I'm ignoring how do I restock the juices fucking weird ass email all the
It shifts ever. Thanks fuck. Close the light off. Jesus. Close them off. Close them off. Close them off.
Holy fuck.
He's ever at summer jail.
It's not number one, Brown certain. Number one is way less creepy.
UGH! UGH! UGH!
WHAT?!
I knew it.
They're in here.
HUBba, HUBba, holy athletic build, brother.
What year was the other one?
Correct, 5 for 5, chat.
Telling ya, Motherfuckers saying it was number one.
Two more. Two more. Why can't I turn on the light? Oh, the lights are off. Oh, the lights
don't work today because of the storm! Oh, yippee! Yippee! The doctors gave me a deadline.
I have till the end of the week or they're giving my slaps to somebody else. I don't
care how you get it. I don't care what you do. I need that money. Stop wasting
time in this stupid coffee shop and get it done. Don't make me beg. Yo, fuck.
I'll let you die.
Show.
Hey, pal.
I know you're in a little stressful situation here.
Get it done or I'll find out my own other way.
All right, buddy.
See you later.
See you at your fucking funeral.
Dickhead.
Man was found dead in his apartment at 7 a.m.
The victim was a bitter lawsuit.
Oh, was in a bitter lawsuit over unpaid debt.
Neighbors heard a loud argument
of forced entry victim knew the attacker.
Strong financial motive lawsuit debt,
history of violent behavior, or threats, personal connection to the victim.
How am I gonna know that?
Doesn't that seem kind of like a shot in the dark?
How am I gonna make coffees?
Like, you know what I mean?
How are the lights on, but how are the lights off, but the computer works, and the coffee
fucking machine and this sort of machine worked Frank Russo owns a struggling
bistro lost half his assets in a divorce putting a bitter lawsuit
soft soft choose number one I can't even see where I'm fucking going this
slash like so shit what 15 years build it something it could just disappear
overnight I don't even know what I'd do without it honestly I'll have two chocolate
donuts and one coffee
I'm out of gaming
Yeah, I fuck off cheap scare-ass game cheap scare-ass game
Not a fan
Catherine Park
Working extra night shifts, toxicity, toxic custody dispute.
Nah.
Nah.
No.
No, not her.
My ex called three times today, I didn't pick up once.
Some days that feels like a victory.
One one or two cookies and one coffee.
I literally can't see anything.
like this is terrible not too that'll be a good scare that'll be good scare
The user base will really find out what that will get them going
By Oliver business not a lawsuit
you. Mom called today. First time in eight months. You talked for two hours. Forget how
much I missed your voice. I'll have two mango juices, two spicy chips, and one chocolate
cookie. Okay, who the fuck would ever talk to a fast food worker about their personal
problems? Like, can I just, can I just air that out real quick? If you're talking to
the fucking McDonald's drive-through worker about how you haven't fucking talked to
your mom in a while.
Like, you have a lot bigger problems.
You have a lot bigger problems.
Too spicy, Chip.
Oh my God, I gotta clean that shit.
You're fucking joking, bro.
We have two more customers today and then one more day holy fuck you spend more
time on the computer than actually working oh yeah that's kind of the
whole point of the game jackass James Whitfield fired consultant facing a
massive wall suit from his ex-partner bank up than acting severely withdrawn
Number four, number one, number four, number one, number four, number one, $200,000 in debt.
Number four, number four, number four, 200k in debt, holy cow, do not.
I'll have one coffee and one water.
for I'm certain it's number four like I am so confident in that another cop car
silver thing of the raid has new pickle berry cricket and Danny the sub live
seven of three number grain crackpot a droves synergy Mike bread and cad
thinking of the sub bro stop honking dude fuck they honk immediately they
Give me like four seconds
Recently did not a promotion due to blatant nepotism. Okay, so he's rich
My supervisor took credit for the work again today seven years and I'm still invisible to these people I
Coach this kid in soccer last spring. Can you believe that I left three saw chips one seven one ketchup chip
Hey, you're probably gonna have a heart attack. Oh, no, this is spicy chip. Fuck. I gotta throw it out
I touched I touched the outside bag of a chip can't put it back
Three salt chips
Holy fuck you think you need that many chips in a day
catch up champ
If I chugged like four bottles of water a certain way I
Just need to offset it. Oh
Oh, sorry, I gotta take your money there, sir.
Let me guess, something creepy's gonna happen
when I go try to fucking guess the answer.
I gotta make sure to clean everything up first.
Put it down, fuck!
Try to get stressed out.
4. Had to be 4.
6 for 6, chat. Perfect record. Perfect record. Day 7. It's still night time.
Oh. Last night on the job you've made it this far. More than what most people manage.
I want to talk to you in person after your shift wait for me before you leave. Don't ask questions. Just finish the shift
Hi, no, I was harsh yesterday. I'm sorry. I'm just scared. You're the only person I have left if this doesn't work out
I don't know what I'll do whatever happens tonight. Just know that I love you and I'm grateful for everything you've done
Please one more night. I
Feel like he's getting me to sell my soul bro. I already read all the emails. Oh, no, I didn't
Duh, pedestrian was struck and killed by a vehicle at 1130 last night on Elm Street.
The vehicle is a green sedan with a broken right headlight.
That's very easy to find.
Driver fled the scene, did not stop, no fingerprints recovered, vehicles not registered to any
no criminal witnesses can I identify the driver of the victim, was a 34 year old father
of two who's walking home from work.
Green sedan, broken right headlight.
I'm not even gonna scan their license plates.
I'm just gonna wait to see what the f***ing car- I don't even need-
Do I even need to look at the computer?
Uh-
You know what I mean?
You do?
Why?
If it- If the car's green,
That's it.
It can't be them.
Because they have a white car.
Students wait for her so I'll have one chocolate cookie here.
Okay, oh my God.
Just say double chocolate, double chocolate, double chocolate.
That's the order, fucker.
One chocolate cookie.
I'm thinking chocolate chip.
Are you guys not thinking chocolate chip?
I'm maybe ASK.
Defended people all day and nobody defends me when I need my sleep.
Everybody's guilty of something.
Maybe I've just read many too many case files.
One coffee, one strawberry, don't I?
That's a black car.
Band-Aid chatter mods?
The fuck was knocking?
Blue car?
Wrecked nights for 35 years, worst crimes always happen after midnight.
Careful you trust kid, not everybody's who they seem.
I feel like that guy is the owner.
Chocolate Donut, Apple Juice, and a coffee.
Ap-E Juice?
Did she not see that?
No, I think I'm just losing my mind.
Like, that's what's happening.
All right, that was customer three.
Still haven't seen a green car.
We might be like actually just full-gassing.
Are there some of these fucking stains, dude? Holy shit.
And now ominous music's starting. I don't like that. I don't like that at all.
They're not honky here. That's really weird. Oh, never mind.
Sylvan's seen a green sedan.
Six more deliveries tonight. Can we make this fast sitting never sleeps?
Two spicy chips and a soda.
I
Think I apologize
I mean I respect that at least yeah, I think we might be guessing unless last car is green
Like I they you know info on the person so it doesn't even matter if they have a case file or not
It's not gonna help me
Like it was just a person that fucking ran somebody over bro. What red car
Perfectly, you don't want to be seen investigating none of the steps around here lately one coffee one app
Whoa, what one coffee one apple just one water and one cookie
But it has to be number two right because it was like a black car
But it could have been green and I don't know maybe they just switched cars
But they really baited me into just thinking I needed to walk to the car. I think I fucked up
I was a 32 year old father of two they did say that yeah has to be two two or four
oh wait should have looked at the cameras I know dude I think I fucked up
Oh, it's the boss.
Did you really think I didn't know?
I own this place.
I see everything.
The cases, the emails, the apps, that was all me.
I needed someone on the ground and you fit perfectly.
Let's talk about how you did.
Six for six, you didn't miss once.
This week was a test.
Every case, every customer.
I already knew it was guilty.
I was watching you watch them and you passed.
That's why I'm telling you the truth tonight.
Tonight, you couldn't find anybody.
You searched every play, every name, nothing.
That's because the person you're looking for
didn't come through the window.
Do you remember that dream you had?
The green car, broken headlight.
That wasn't just a dream.
That was your head trying to tell you
something you already knew.
It's Robert, your brother.
The surgery, there is no surgery.
Never was.
He needs a passport, not a doctor.
He's in debt to dangerous people.
And last night, he shot a man behind the South District
Doc's point blank.
Holy plot twist.
Every dollar you earn this week, he's
going to take it and run.
Not for his life, but for what he's done.
Out of the evidence, the weapon, the footage, all of it,
I'm not going to be the one to turn him in.
That's your job.
One last case.
Is he guilty or isn't he?
What?
Bro was I supposed to be paying attention to the shit that he Robert was saying in the emails
Bro the name of the game is is guilty
We have to take that into account the name of the game is is guilty
You're doing the right thing. I know it doesn't feel like it. Evidence goes to the police tonight,
by morning they'll have them. Keep the money you earned, you worked for it. Use it to star
fresh. For what it's worth, I'm sorry it was him. Wow. That's your blood brother, you fucking rat.
I get ride or dying for your family, but like if you if you knew that your brother killed
multiple people and not in self-defense like murder, you're you're not saying anything.
I'm going, I'm going, you say something or I'm ratting.
Cause now you're an accomplice.
And if he gets caught, you're going to prison.
And I'm not doing that.
Yeah. Like, Will said not snitching.
Bro, I'm not saying that, but you got, I gotta go, bro.
You gotta like, I'd be mad.
He told me, you know what I mean?
That's what it would be.
I'd be like what because now you're putting me in this position where I have to snitch on you or now you got to turn on yourself like
Like that's the problem
Well, I mean the problems that he killed somebody but
Like you can't you can't be like oh, I'm not snitching chat
You're just saying that if you're ever put in a situation where your brother was like I murdered five people
Alright, sorry hold up I gotta respond to this
All right, all right, lock-in, hold on.
Louie Noisy, Ash Hay, Poncho, Ham, I'm Turtle, Fox, Steve
with the sub, Pickleberry, Danny Hayes, and Crick,
I think, with the sub, Grayne, 7-3, with the sub,
Mike Cad, Matt, and Brennan, for the sub,
I'm thinking of the 3.
All right, chat.
Now, we actually cranked through that game.
I'm happy with how fast we fucking beat that shit.
Now we have time for scale the depths before marble rivals.
But first, I need to take a fucking pass.
Hold on, why is this game still running?
Okay, check, have we down like a minute or two
and then we're gonna hop and scale the depths.
I might grab a snack real quick first.
Yeah, this song surely walk in
Oh my god sorry I was gone for a
fucking minute dude I had a piss fucking grab snacks holy shit okay I never ate
lunch and I don't know how long I'm gonna be playing what snacks turkey jerky
sticks and some bellvitas the best hold up dude I'm so hungry fire snacks I
I'm gonna have regular beef jerky's better,
but I can't eat that shit, so I can't complain.
All right.
Lock it in here.
Oh, give me one second.
I
Bro Fox man
Bro Fox man said next month via bo2 on next-gen
Bo2 on next-gen. What do you mean be on to a next-gen next-gen console or like PC?
But what do you mean bo2 on next-gen?
We get a new GTA 5 heist for the first time in six years. Is it time to free the shackles?
Yo, I new GTA 5 heist
Drop GTA 6, Brian. Nobody care about that shit.
New GTA 5 fights? Oh my god.
Knock Aaron.
I'll play GTA 5 story mode before 6 comes out, but bro, I'm already done with GTA 1.
I got about 500 hours in that shit. I played everything that could be done. Once they released that fucking bike,
All right, fool in the air and shot homing missiles chop
Die pack Louis Shrin mr. Hey poncho noisy and jam picking this up
Hamming Hammy Fox and see and how do you think it is up? Oh
What do you mean console ps5 new servers?
Isn't GTA 5 already on ps5 and Xbox series X or my fucking crazy
Or you're saying bo2 Oh bo2
Is that that crazy?
Can't I get Black Ops 2 on Steam?
But I can.
But I can.
I can buy Black Ops 2 on Steam right now and play it.
What's why is that crazy? No, like I'm genuinely asking like I'm not understanding
There's a new spider-man trailer that just came out. Do we keep that real quick?
Why eat my little crackers. Oh my god, I literally just dropped. Oh
My god, it's from the movie. Holy fuck walk in
Literally lock in
What is happening to me?
Did you miss this fight?
I'm losing my mind.
I am totally out of control.
I got to fix whatever.
This is right now.
Final semester, MIT.
Who do you think is actually watching this?
Maybe someone.
Well, bye, someone.
Yo, I would be an ultimate crash out if I'm Tom Holland.
And all my friends and my girlfriend forget who I am
Oh
Dr. Banner you found a way to suppress mutated not got Venom
Hey, I don't think it's been him. I think isn't it like
Man spider or whatever like he's becoming more of a spider
Yeah
In DNA right if you seem to let this off run
Who do you get rid of the bad aspects to keep the good? What would you decide?
What about that? You're not one of my students, are you?
Appears we're faced with a threat we can't control one we can't even see
great actor I said this on the sneak peek before a great actor from severance
you know what is immune to it you're the one who can sense it
what do you think they're looking for oh see you stumbled across my board I'm
not one of those weirdos I swear he's a little wood I'm MJ you too don't know
Oh
Right now right now
Throwing the gauntlet down
Okay, you can get rid of that monster inside you think I might go see how many J's doing. Oh
My god even better
You're not gonna get away with this curb stomping him right there, but he might I
Know you can get that big
What the hell is that?
We're here in Zane's room. You just have to trust me.
Come on. This whole thing, I'm getting really scary.
What the hell is that?
What the hell are you?
Right, please. I don't have anywhere else-
Punisher!
What the hell is that?
Come on. This whole thing, I'm getting really scary.
What the hell is that?
What the hell are you?
Right, please. I don't have anywhere else to go.
I really just want them to loop uh
beside note wouldn't it be sick if they just brought Venom into the MCU like
like the overarching instead of him being like his own shit.
Cause didn't they do that as like a sneak peek?
Like when that strange movie happened
or was it the last fighter man?
There was a scene where Venom is like in Hawaii
with Tom Hardy.
That was the last Spider-Man and he's looking at a TV screen and he's like reminiscing because
he remembers them.
Like it was showing that Venom like knows the like previous like Spider-Man's.
That's going to be the new Venom bro.
I only watched was the new Venom good.
I watched the first half hour of it and then I turned it off and I in Venom's like
one of my favorite movies or one of my favorite superhero movies.
But I didn't watch the third one.
Everybody said it was ass.
He's an anti hero.
Yeah, but my favorite hero movies are all anti hero movies.
Deadpool, Venom.
Like any of that shit, even like, I mean, like Wolverine's a hero,
but like he kind of like teeters that boundary of just being like a deck head.
All right, just give me a sec
Give me a sec
I'm not in high school. The boys the boys aren't really anti-heroes. The boys are just villains
Like the show the boys like an anti-hero is somebody that's doing good, but they're an asshole
But like the boys they're just like villains
Like for the most part like home lander is not an anti-hero
He's an asshole and I that's just I haven't even watched the boys and I know that
Like I've seen clips of the boys and it's like no he like just kills innocent people
more oh
You stretch your big stretcher. It's so good for you
You ready?
Well later isn't a part of the boys. Yeah, but you're saying the boys the show
I'm saying I don't think the boys the show is anti-heroes
I think the boys the show is supposed to be just kind of showing you what like actual superheroes would be in modern society
Right or now?
I might be dead wrong.
I haven't seen a shell.
I'm not gonna warp like I have.
It's so good for you.
You ready?
Wait, it's out this summer?
It's out July 31st.
No fucking way.
Like a month and a half.
Bro, that's wild.
We all dropped what we were doing when we saw the movie.
Seeing Punters for the Sider Man is truly incredible.
I've still haven't seen the Punters movie.
I haven't really kept up with any of the modern Marvel movies.
I feel like there was this stretch in like 2223
where they were just spam releasing Marvel movies,
and I was watching every single one,
and then I just like full stopped.
Like full stopped.
Marvel movies recently.
Like I haven't seen Captain America, Brave New World.
I have seen Deadpool and Wolverine.
I saw Guardians of the Galaxy 3.
I haven't seen Ant-Man, the new Ant-Man.
Haven't seen the Marvels.
Didn't watch the new Venom outside of the first 30 minutes.
Skip the new Ant-Man.
I'm going to be real, bro.
I could just skip Ant-Man as an entirety,
and I wouldn't bat an eye.
Like, I hate to say that shit, but, bro,
I'm not really tweaking about Ant-Man.
I'm not really caring about that movie.
And you know, I think like Paul Rugs, a chill actor, but like,
bro, I wear a suit that makes me bigger or small.
Cool.
Cool.
He's like tail boy in fucking MHA.
No, that's Hawkeye.
Hawkeye's like tail boy.
Hawkeye's just a dude with a bow and arrow.
That's Hawkeye.
Grape Kid
Yeah, he's more like Grape Kid
You're LARPing MHA now. I'm not LARPing MHA. Did I stop watching MHA? Yeah, cuz there's a dog shit show
I watched the first six seasons man
I thought it was awesome and then it got worse and worse and worse in my opinion
And I know there's something that's about to clip this they're gonna be like, ah, gee the MHA's peak
I made sure it was chill as fuck the scenes where they were fighting each other
And they don't like showcase their powers and like a gladiator format awesome, bro
But I just got tired of every single fight scene
Being so
If I don't if I don't beat this person the whole world rides on my back
All might everyone I'm gonna let everybody down
This is what everything's
Came up to alpha one one for all everything
Like brothers one seamer
He was just saving some dork ass kid and he was fighting like a regular ass grunt and
Almost died and like broke both of his arms fighting some dude that his quirk was just like being strong and muscular
And it was like a badass power, but I'm like, yeah, we're six seasons in Deku should be God
like I think solo leveling scale is too fast to where he gets that strong but
I'm like bro you literally are the main character and you're still about as weak
as Bakugo like you should be God in this like you're unlocking all your powers
and he's like oh I am like these rope skills I should like I have all the
powers of the previous heroes.
Oh, fucking hell, dude.
Like the one scene in C to to recap,
like my disdain is more so like the one scene where
Deku gets on his knees and he cries in literal waterfalls,
starts shooting out of his eyes.
I go, ah, it's too much.
Like, and it's not like, oh, I don't
like the idea of like a guy being emotional.
Like no, I think those scenes are the best, right?
Like it's like male weakness is like valid, right?
But like, he's a cry baby.
He is a cry baby.
Deku literally cries all the time every other episode
for any reason whatsoever.
He's a dork, right?
He is a dork, through and through.
He's like the most annoying main character in,
and I've only watched like five anime,
But like, I don't know, dude.
Why are people just saying LARP?
I watched the first six seasons.
I watched the first six seasons.
Dude, I had arguments about which power I would want to have with my friends.
And which one I would most likely be, right?
Who's the one do that?
He gets like solid.
That guy was awesome.
I thought Todoroki was cool.
Like, Shoto Todoroki is a better main character than Deku.
He just is.
I would rather the show revolve around Shoto than Deku.
Like, Kirishima, yes, I'm character.
But, like, you could have, like...
Shoto...
Bro, Shoto's just, like, better backstory, better character building, cooler.
Like, I don't know, man.
And it's just like fire and ice. It's so sick. He's rebellious from his dad being over-controlling whereas Deku's just like
I've always wanted to have a power and I've never had one
I'm just a normie. I'm just a stupid chud normie sub three cuck. Oh
Everybody hates me. I'm such a loser
And then all Mike gives him his powers and he doesn't know how to use them
And then he breaks his arms every other fucking episode. It's like I
I
Can't even I can't even actually fathom the fact that I got that far into the show like looking back at it
I'm like wow that was bad
like
Did I I'm not sitting here saying the show's ass right but like there are aspect the fight scenes are fucking crazy cool
The idea of quirks awesome the fact that they all power scale and you see so much character building awesome
Right, but it's like that doesn't mean that I'm going to ignore every other ass part of the show
AOT watch that it's a good show
Favorite anime I've seen I've only seen like five favorite anime. I've seen his mom psycho
Art sick premise is sick
There's still like an emotional aspect of how he can't control
He's just like a numb human and it builds until he breaks like
There's like parts of it that are like awesome
And it's funny one punch man. Yes seasons one and two one punch man is great not three
Opin king for the sub dolphin a dragon for the three are for the sub by thank you to three
Who do you have the world cup favorites? No idea VX a sky a ghost polka and retro for the sub
Sandman done fox taking this up
Joe just was our venture Hunter X Hunter.
I really want to watch Hunter X Hunter.
Everybody I talked to says Hunter X Hunter's peak.
That and Chainsaw Man.
But I just can't get behind the idea of a dude just being
like a human and a Chainsaw.
Like he has like Chainsaw Fours or some shit.
Like Chris tried to describe the show to me
and I was like, bro, like you're not selling it.
But everybody says it's so good.
So I'm like, I need to try it.
Alright, don't talk about anime chat, we gotta give it a scale of depth.
We don't have a lot of time before Marvel arrivals.
I'm not thinking about the sub-dolphin upgrade.
Decker didn't grow up with his powers, of course he's not gonna know how to use them.
I break all my bones too.
Bro, yeah.
Yeah, right, I get it.
It's still annoying to see.
It's still annoying to see.
seasons in he gets into a fight and he breaks both of his arms like shatters
them they're like purple and mushy and he needs a healer to save him it's like
big dog you have like the second best power in the entire show the good the
guy that's cool who's the villain the main villain not all for one who's the
main villain Shigaraki Shigaraki's powers are fucking awesome decay he touches
something and he could kill you bro like that's badass and then I'm sitting here
watching Deku and I'm like Shigaraki on paper kills Deku five million times
over and it's not close and so it's like him failing it's like plot armor plot
armor plot armor plot armor plot armor plot armor it's like annoying almost like
I need there needs to be more death in that show like they need to I mean I
don't know what they've been doing but like they need to kill them they needed
to kill more characters extra sky opay and I'm off the sub it's like
Watching Jurassic Park and nobody dies except the one bad guy. It's like fuck man. Come on
Like AOT did that well AOT kills motherfuckers AOT AOT
Unripped dude that show makes you want to cry right spoiler alert
Swirl alert, you know Aaron Yeager watches his mom get eaten alive. Holy fuck, right?
They don't have that shit in MHA in the same way
All right, lock in, we're doing scale the depths.
Viby game time, Viby game time.
I love the music already.
Scale the depths.
Viby game time chat.
I don't know much about this outside of that.
It's a fishing game.
Sighting of a lock-desk monster dates back.
Oh, okay.
Hello? Hello? Is this thing on?
What's it? Your systems are powering up.
Looks like you made it to the locked mess.
Quite the tourist strap, isn't it?
If the gift shop were still open, maybe you could have picked something up for me.
Anyways, down to business.
You might be wondering what your job is out there.
Simply put, you'll be gathering data on anything unusual you encounter.
If you want to find anything worthwhile, you'll need to explore the depths.
The gear you need for that costs money.
Wow, that was a horrible reading. The year you need for that costs money.
So what's the best way to explore and earn money?
By fishing, of course.
Luckily, the locals seem more happy to pay for a decent catch.
Between them, the fish, and anything else down there,
I should have plenty of specimens to study.
I've already set you up with some basic fishing gear.
Head over to the rod and see what you can catch.
What if I gotta move my piece here?
Hurt up.
Hurt up.
I'm blocking some stuff.
Okay, so this is just, oh my god, look at me, I'm just a little computer guy.
Great cormorants, great cormorants, cormorants, this is the shop.
Okay, so this is like an upgrade-based fishing game, love it, it's like Kakos fishing.
Old series, OG's remember that, that's like four years old.
Wood rod, normal rod, butter knife, okay, well I have no dread, so let's just go
fish can I did how do I I caught something nice catch you're a natural
maybe your true purpose was to be a fishing bot all along remember larger
fish usually have more fighting them you'll need to hit them a few times make
to catch. Oh, I could, I could do this. But I didn't catch anything. Do I have to catch
tiny fish? Oh, I could catch two fish on the same. That's not how fishing works. I just
hit him. I just hit him with the fucking lore and they immediately got into my bucket.
I am a fishing bot.
Don't be phased.
Here's phases.
Preparing fish is distributed into phases.
Each phase you have, each phase has you do
different prepping activities.
The phase you're currently on can be skipped,
but can lead to losing out on making a fish more valuable.
Okay, so I can skip this if I want.
Oh, I just have to scale the fish.
And then what?
Oh, you're one chop stop.
Oh, I have to chop their head off?
You're one chop-stop on chopping, hitting the highlighted areas will cut parts of the fish off.
Sometimes they can take a couple of hits to damage indicator to help you out.
Oh, so we're selling fish for food right now.
Wow, I am a machine chap.
Ew, whoa.
Oh, I just damaged the shit out of the fish, you have to move slowly over the scales.
I just, I ruined that fish.
Perfect!
Those fish are nicely prepared, the better you prepare them the more they'll fill up
the customer.
Time to check out who's hungry, head over to the feeding station.
Uh, who's hungry?
It's just this fucking bird.
Oh, I have a different value, that's only worth six bucks.
Wow, just swallowing that shit whole, eh, buddy?
Back to fishing
This is Lorak you're fishing my way I'm gonna try to catch a big fucker
This dude
I can't catch big guys. It's just gotta hit him twice. How do I I don't have money? Do I get money once I feed him fully?
Let's go back to the prepping this game looks cool. It's very fun right now
Gotta scale them slow chat. Don't want to ruin anything. Easy chops? Perfect scale.
I'm loving this. Ooh. It's pest control time. Parasites could be slippery. They hide it. They hide if they feel something fast nearby, so calm your knife and root them out.
How do I root them out?
I have to like stab them
Oh, I just got I literally just have to drag it across okay. I got it. I got it. I got it. I got it. I get it
I I wasn't supposed to move I was supposed to chop at them
That one's valued at 50, 56.
That's gotta be a lot.
Dagger money.
You get the idea.
Catch fish, get paid by better gear.
Catch bigger fish, feed more customers, find cooler stuff.
Simple enough, right?
Yes, I love these games.
Each new customer you feed counts towards your progress.
Don't leave any out there.
All that gets you useful data to analyze, earn some money for better gear and other
items in the shop.
Okay, so my customers will just pull up to the boat.
I feed them and then I can buy more shit.
I could already get another upgrade.
Wow, $120.
Oh, a little auto, a little auto.
Let's go down, buddy.
Let's get him some stuff.
We gotta upgrade our rod.
What should we get first?
Dive speed, normal war.
We're not looking at cosmetics yet.
I can't cycle through, I don't have that unlocked.
Look at the Among Us character, right there.
Oh, you can't see it.
Look at the little Among Us character.
Keep that.
Increase hook, damage, size, and turning speed.
That seems like a really good upgrade.
A larger knife with better traits, speed boost,
doesn't really matter what I get.
Increase caught and prepped fish storage.
I feel like that's better as an upgrade right now,
Cause I can just kinda spam catch weaker fish.
And then, and then I'm able to sell quicker.
I think that's a good...
That's a sneaky first upgrade, Jack, trust.
That's the best first upgrade.
You'd think that it's a bad one, but it's good.
Trust.
It's better to scale that way.
You gonna get more fishing line?
I think I actually want a stronger lure first because the more fishing line I have the deeper
I'm able to go, the more fish I can catch.
Pony your service.
Customers have certain preferences.
Giving them a fish they enjoy will fill up more of their bar than usual.
eating them only their favorites can eat or something special.
Oh, wait, ask preferences.
Feeling a small stack about them.
That's everything here I have.
Bag of money, 140, another Eurasian Otter.
Whatcha got?
I love that they talk to me.
These are like my actual customers.
Yeah, we're gonna get a better lore first.
What is this?
Like it's cycle through why would I do that better or more increase damage size and turning speed
Okay, yeah, we're just nice everything
They like tiny snacks, okay, yeah, we're just nice everything again
All right, it's really hard to catch me
It's really hard.
They're fucking weaving me, dude.
You didn't delete my message yet? What is your message?
I'm a chud, what's the best way to track your calories?
Calorie tracking app, gotta Google it.
Uh, fat, I'm justice for the sub-call, take it to the five.
Avery and Jasper, the sub-job, take it to the three.
My grandma passed away earlier this morning.
I don't know what to do. I'm struggling to accept that she's gone.
I mean, you're not going to be able to accept that immediately, dude.
That's just part of grieving.
It's going to take time, man. It just happened.
I wish you and your family the best. I'm sorry you're going through that.
I don't really know what tips I could give you, though.
Sam, think of it as a thre.
Here's my user, McDonaldsWaterCup, and we're watching you on YouTube for the past month.
Welcome.
Helly and Sky have the sub Rogue.
I'm on O-Pain for the sub.
Dalfin at Uga and Dahl, think of it as a thre.
Oh.
Excuse me.
Okay.
Back to scaling.
I just love these upgrade games, dude.
Because at some point we're gonna have a fat-ass salmon on that board. I'm gonna be cleaning them.
And I'll have some crazy customers, too. So the stars mean that they're really valuable.
Wow, already another bag of money.
An eagle.
I like my fish plain and simple, nothing added.
What does that mean? Like I don't scale them? Oh, they just want brash fish. Okay, like don't
scale them at all. What if they got parasites though? Oh my god, double fucking rat. Did
you see that? Holy shit, what a pull. What a fucking pull. Well, it's just feeding
They empty wait what do they mean nothing special then plain and simple that doesn't even make sense
Yeah, they like everything but I can't it said I'd be whoa this guy's fucking huge
I'm like missing something you wax on that there
Yeah, definitely gonna need to upgrade the knife
Especially since we're gonna be catching bigger stuff now
What do you start playing this literally like five minutes ago, right?
Wow that almost filled everything
Yeah, you want to give them a small one to finish off because once they're full
Once they're full it like say they have like 200 out of 220 and I give them a
hundred value fish it just fills it. All right we have $200 what should we buy?
Better butter knife or another another bucket? No repellent increased repellent
effectiveness to work on bigger fishes. Oh so I could target specific fish.
Let's get a better knife a boning knife larger knife better trade damage
speed and bonus.
This is a fun little game, dude.
I don't know how deep we can go though.
Oh, it shows me on the left how long my line is.
Should we just go straight down?
I kind of want to see what's down there.
Oh, it gets darker.
What the fuck?
Wait, I can change my bait?
What am I using right now?
What is happening?
Chat, what was that?
What is my R?
What is this? Like meats? You could use fish as bait?
No
Oh, it just says no baits available
Yeah, I don't have any bait right now, so I'm fishing without bait. So eventually I unlock bait. Is that what that means?
This will probably scale instantly, wow.
Check the bait after you scale the fish, yeah I'm going to see, I'm going to see, oh!
But what does that do?
I don't think that means...
No, it's prepared fish versus chat.
I could do all of them at once.
That's what it is.
I understand.
This is like when they're prepared, they're that.
Oh wait, wait, let me tap out, let me tap out, let me tap out.
It still says no baits available.
Yeah, so I don't think that's what it is.
What do you want?
Unagi?
Unagi, friends reference.
What is Unagi, eel?
I just gave away my eel.
Fuck.
I'm gonna just feed you what I got, big dog.
I'm gonna be real.
I'm not looking for anything special.
Dude, take it out of stuff only.
Oh, we are so much faster at processing the fish. It's unreal.
Alright, one more.
I kinda wanna try and just catch big-ass fish.
Like this dude.
That's what we need.
That's a new fish. We haven't caught that fish yet.
I think I catch all eight.
Actually, no. We should just get upgrades. That would be dumb if we didn't.
Because if I'm catching four extra fish, when I could have an upgrade, I could just catch better fish.
Oh, we haven't gotten this guy yet.
Cucumber smelt.
Got fucking whack his head off pause
We got to give him our tiniest fish
Damn 365 dollars
dollars. Double bag of money, five, four. Oh, that's the cutest thing ever. Okay. Dive
time and speed, hook and damage. We're gonna do those two first. Then we'll get, then
upgrade the bucket. How do I unlock date, bro? Oh my god, it shows me all the fish.
And then these are the customers. Bro. You can unlock a sword knife.
Fish on. Okay, is this tutorials? Prep phase is chopping, life and dislike fish. I need any of that.
How do I get how do I get cosmetics?
It seems like a fairly short game. Oh my god. I instant catch my instant catch big fish now
instant I
Gotta upgrade my knife next. I kind of hate cleaning the parasites
We're gonna go for some big fuckers after this real deep
Because now we have better dive time too, it's a very satisfying game.
What do you want big dog, what is your preference?
Spiny fish make my mouth hurt.
Oh he fucking liked that, oh shit.
Spiny fish.
So only the only ones like worms?
We're looking for four worms right now.
Can you think I can pull up those treasure chests?
They hide if I move too fast, I feel like it's really easy to remove them though.
love this. There we go. There we go. 320. We got another stork. I feel like we do bucket
first, right? Or not a boning knife. Probably knife first, because I'm gonna go real deep
right now I see I don't want to catch those fish I'm gonna catch some shit
that's down here what is that oh my god it gives me more lore I gotta catch this
big fucker I gotta catch this big fucker I gotta catch this big fucker oh my god
you're joking
One tiny dude.
I have no idea how we're gonna process this guy.
Oh, bring him out.
Bring him out.
Holy, look at this board.
Wow.
Flai that shit.
Oh!
Barnacles make an appearance barnacles will chop they can be hit from any direction requires certain amount of speed and to get damage done
Okay, so it's harder to process these fish
Dude, I'm like really fucking up this whole load here in pause.
That's like really hard to get.
That was like really, really hard.
He's still gotta be worth a crazy amount.
Even though I fucked that up.
The little dudes are so easy to process
with that big ass knife.
What do you want?
Brian, I ain't got any you naggy big dog.
You'll be eating this big ass trout.
There you go.
Mmm, why not?
What is, I don't think,
I don't think he cares what I give him.
Maybe more fex.
Hey, we're upgrading quick! I want to go see what that treasure chest is over here.
I think I unlocked this. What is that? Money? Oh my god, 360 bucks. Easy.
We're gonna retract, re-die. I could go like any direction now. Like, look how far out I could go this way.
Like, what is down here?
I don't want to catch these little fuckers.
That's fine.
Oh my god.
Don't tell me he got barnacles.
Holy shit, look at that fucking speed.
Easy.
Oh, and I can get rid of the parasites quicker now because I have a better knife.
Double worm?
Is that oonagi?
Wow, instant.
Ugh.
This fucker.
Spiny fish make my mouth hurt.
What other non-spidey fish could I give him?
Like, I don't even know if that I have...
What the fuck was that noise?
I don't even know if I have non-smining beds.
We gotta go deep.
Six fish potential.
Six fish.
That was like the biggest fish yet.
What's that?
Oh, Lever.
What the fuck is down there?
What the fuck is down there?
Go down there?
Move!
No!
We get down there we get down there we get down there oh my god I keep getting the stupid
eels I want the big ones I don't have enough bro please bro please bro please bro please
I need more I need more I need more learning I can't do it
Be careful we want max value out of this guy
Max value.
Wow.
That thing has to be worth a thousand dollars.
Has to be. Oh god, we got these stupid eels left. One more, yeah. Oh, but I can actually
feed the eels to the seal. Seal's the worst customer. Seal's the worst customer. Well,
These are worth $300.
Will he eat this?
He don't fuck with it though.
He'll eat it though.
Alright, I'll catch him a better one.
Actually, let's just catch him these so we can move on.
Because I want to get upgrades so I can go deeper.
I'll go this direction actually.
I don't know what the fuck we got over here though.
Let's just process these real quick.
Fuck the seals, don't say that.
are adorable. This specific seal is annoying because he's very picky. Yeah give me my money.
Now get the fuck out of here. Oh small snack buddy I don't know if I got that for you.
Actually I do.
What?
Can you guess my favorite?
Nope.
$700.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Can you guess my favorite?
Nope.
Seven hundred dollars.
Gotta get the real upgrade.
Gotta get the real upgrade, and now we go real fucking deep. See what I did there?
What is this fucking slender I owe buddy come on your jackass
That's an oggy. I gotta sneeze. I can only catch one more fence. We gotta be selected here.
I hate cleaning barnacles, the worst.
It's not a fun activity.
Slicing that shit up.
Oh!
Bro, he got so many fuck-ass parasites, dude, come on.
I just caught him what else you got bro huh oh you have a barnacle on his nose
these are the weirdest fish I'm unlocking should I never seen
I gotta get a knife. I gotta get a knife upgrade, bro.
Just so I can one-tap those. You need to get salmon, bro. How do I get bait? It just says no bait. Oh, that's this. The repellent. No?
Oh, bait's locked.
Oh
He's getting way more money. I don't know what your fucking favorites, bro. I'm just getting here guessing feeding her
Oh, hook damage size and turning fees actually better. We're gonna put knife max
oh my god we almost just fucking stocked up I'm gonna I'm gonna actually catch
these out that was a good pull that was a good pull we got three big ass right
there I don't think there's a reason to go back down for one I need to process
These guys better though
Oh my god stop hiding
Fuck there we go
this guy got like a weird fucking belt on his cheek you see that shit what's
wrong with him it's gonna say this one's poisonous you lose all your money
restart game
these fish look scary as hell dude
How big are teeth are?
What else am I looking for big dog?
Some barnacles ugly-ass fish. Yeah, but it's gonna be worth a lot of money though
What
the color of a heart I desire something resembling it oh should I get should I
get them another red fish we should get them another red fish because it says
that if you get them something that's like everything they want they give you
something better so let's go get another red fish
Yeah, fuck her.
I'm out, I'm out, I'm out, fuck.
I'm getting better at processing too.
Chat watching the speed on this fish.
Oh fuck.
The articles are the worst.
There we go.
I'm gonna feed him that red fish.
to me like $5,000.
Ooh, a little bit more, eh?
He doesn't like spine shit.
I think I got this big, big dog.
Here you go as well.
Yeah, but he's not smiling.
Fuck it.
You need money.
Another one.
I don't think we need repellent yet.
Weird upgrades we got going on right now.
Just upgraded the hook again and then the knife.
I think it's worth it though, because we'll be able to kill the bigger fish faster.
Let me go this way, it'll be really simple.
That's new, that's new.
See?
Worth, worth, worth, worth, worth, worth, worth, so fucking worth.
Let's go!
Oh my god, we got a big ass knife now, too.
The entire blade going on. Double swipe and it's over.
NOVA, thank you for the 5. Gifted Tiny, thank you for the 3. Looking cute today.
Seb, LMAO, and Boogie, thank you for the sub. The real thank you for the 3.
I'm on Shrimps right now. That's your most recent shrimp trip, like, over a year ago.
Me, CJ, Mason, and Gabe, thank you for the sub. Darker and out, thank you for the sub. Tiger.
Nova and Bork, thank you for the sub. Call for the 3.
You got me addicted to Marvel Rivals since the tournament. Dude, it's so fun.
You're a cool guy. Thank you, Kaden. Call, thank you for the 3.
Avery, for the sub.
Yeah, we're about to play rivals in literally like 20 minutes
Do the barnacles after scaling
That's got to be worth a lot too. I don't know if I need to give them all the red shit though
We got two of these fat ass fish
Yeah, the knife is really for just more surface area.
It's not even that it scales that much quicker.
This is new.
We'll do it after we scale that.
I love this game.
Sorry, I'm not commentating so much.
This game is so far.
Shit, I shouldn't have given him that one.
We're gonna wait, we're gonna wait, we're gonna wait,
we're gonna catch a tiny fish.
Because it'll feed him, it'll feed him.
I don't want to waste, I don't waste a 300 fish on him.
When he only needs that to give me my money.
Oh, he didn't fucking like that.
He said I could taste the weakness.
He only likes big fish.
Okay.
All right, we got, we got bucket.
I think, I think next we get repellent.
I don't know actually probably another like line length
I'm gonna go somewhere else. I've caught all the fish down see I don't want to catch those
That's a bottle
Those were big as hell
I'm gonna go this way I
I feel like they're in different regions like it's like biomes like there's
certain fish in different areas. Yeah I did not want that either.
Getting more real. Good.
Keep going. Oh my god.
Can't open that. Fuck her.
It's fine. How do I open the messages?
I'll recover the count discovering a terrifying water with a great beast in the water is the Loch Ness
6th century many lived near the shores the River Ness the Loch Monster
Lock Ness in 1950, so it's just war about the Loch Ness
Buddy spamming don't keep me waiting. Yo, I don't plan on it pal
I'll be getting you your shit. No problem. Oh god
I feel like those aren't even worth it, bro.
I'd rather use them as bait, but I don't even think I can.
Wait, maybe I'm able to now?
Let me keep.
Nah, I can't.
Mmm.
Hmmmmmmmm...
Bro, these are the worst customers.
He only has 80 dollars.
The Loch Ness Monster?!
I heard there's something quite scary down there. That's what you want?
You want something quite scary.
I gotta save.
I'll buy another bucket.
Fuck it.
Something quite scary down there, you say.
Not a problem for me.
I'm catching all the stupid fish.
Money.
I already hit that lever dude we're getting all the beef bitch I need a
buy repellent that's the next thing we're buying because like I literally
can't get down here without accidentally misscatching
It just blows my shit.
I am catching it!
What's massive what's it gonna recover its health when you reel in the hook?
You might need to land it in one path.
Oh, I'm on it.
Dammit!
Nah!
I need more power, I need more power, I need a stronger hook, and more line.
We gotta catch that thing.
That was a fat-ass electric eel. That's probably what he's talking about.
It's a big-ass fish too.
He only needs 300.
I
Wait was that the Loch Ness monster she's surprisingly federated long
I wonder how long she's gonna be down there you've gathered quite a lot of useful data nicely done
Some water discover out of coordinates for the next location to your GPS feel free to keep fishing here for a while or head to the
Next site. Oh my god, so there's new places. What?
We're right now in
Where are we over right now in the UK we can end up going to New Jersey. Oh god, what are we gonna catch there?
for Mexico and then somewhere in the middle of the ocean.
Wow, so this game's a lot longer than I thought.
I'm gonna catch that fat-ass fish first though.
Doesn't that make more sense?
Oh, I just missed that line, bro,
and I already have four fucking fish.
Oh, God.
I got it. I got it. I got it. I got it. I got it. I got it. I got it. I got it. I got
it. DEAD DIVER.
An incredible specimen. A serpent capable of producing non-m Tree electricity. Excuse
me. That's something special.
So that's like beating the first world. There's different worlds of fish. That's
good timing too. We gotta play rivals in like five minutes. I wonder how long it's
gonna take to scale this fucker.
I feel like I'm slightly unequipped.
Wow how much do you think this guy this guy's worth over a thousand I mean I'm
gonna feed him the Nessie
Oh I thought that was his intestines over a thousand over a thousand certainly
a thousand four hundred that you better give me a million yeah give me a bag
Thank you
Little extra
Another spear I gotta upgrade the knife I feel
We wanted to get repellent we're getting repellent
Alright, we're doing one more dive, and then we'll continue this game on Saturday.
I love that they have voicing now.
That makes this game so much easier.
I'm just gonna try and go as deep as I can.
I'll catch this guy.
Big ass fish.
Anything here?
What the fuck?
money money money back down one more full catch
y'all fuck with this game I think this game is so fun it's just like tacos
fishing and I think that's why I love it this is like reminding me of that but
there's like way more shit that I can catch I can catch another one of these
Okay, I need more wow we caught him again
I definitely need like more bait repellent for like the even smaller like the small guys
Just I feel like you should always catch small ones because you end up getting customers at a weaker
But I think when we go to the next location on Saturday will probably only be catching like fat-ass fish
like the barnacles are the most annoying if there's barnacles on that on that
electric yield it'll take 10 years to process
What else do you need, big dog?
Oh, god.
It's just so satisfying.
It makes you get every scale though dude.
Like I don't know where else I'm missing.
Oh you can like move up and down, holy fuck.
So eventually there's gonna be ones that are that big.
Oh, I like to eat in yellow if you can't find it for me.
Bro, just keep loading up anything? Yo, this game is so fucking fun, shut up.
Don't be a small fish.
More money.
Oh, see, I gotta give that chud a fucking fat-ass fish.
I don't know if I'm gonna give you...
...Bethyr.
He like dies...
...from eating too much.
Oh, this is all local rod upgrades!
So are we supposed to stay here until we max out?
Maybe.
One more dive. One more dive. One more dive. One more dive.
I'm texting Tony and saying I'm ready in five.
Oh, he said I'm gonna be late. Oh, fucking perfect.
No worries.
Let me know when you're ready.
Fucking awesome. Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.
We get like one more diamond. One more diamond. One more diamond. One more diamond.
We're going, we're going somewhere else. We're going somewhere else.
We're track, we're track, we're track. That was a bad, that was a bad bullet. That was a bad bullet. That was a bad line.
Bad line, bad line, bad line.
You go this way.
We haven't been down here.
I need more lines.
Oh my god.
Stop running, fucker.
We'll get one more tail oh my god what my fucking sword now holy shit one swipe one
What
I mean dude we are we are metagaming
You have to restart at the new spot now your line now your line
Actually, that trail.
That trail.
But it's that trail.
I'm not sure what to call what what to call on Mexico's Pacific Coast, but it's warm
clear flow of light or at least tropical fish plenty of things.
We haven't documented these aren't lake fish.
We're in the ocean now.
You'll need to adjust some of your gear.
I've set you to the new knife, new hook to get started.
Start small and work your way up.
Region has a lot of history and myths not in the stories. Okay. Yeah. Yeah. Wow, so we fully set. Oh, but we have way different stuff
One one cast in the new area and then and then we did and then we definitely play later. Oh, but I keep my repelling
And my bucket
Wait, I keep some stuff
Well, I don't want the repellent on now, I just want to catch anything.
I love the music change too.
We are, and then we're just going to scale away quicker too.
So you reset slightly, but you keep some of your upgrades so you can just upgrade
Holy quicker.
It's not an ass knife.
Yeah, it's like a reverb with like new off and new stuff.
The music is so awesome.
And this is gonna be so much, yeah, Peebert, oh my God, I hope every, I hope every single
customer in this area is an oxalot.
I'd be jumping for joy.
Okay, we got a lot of fish here.
I prefer my fish easy to catch and easier to eat.
I don't even know what that means.
We only got $180.
Yeah, these are the upgrade.
Oh, global gear and local gear.
So is the best play to upgrade my global gear max in the other location and then do local
gear here so that we just keep upgrading perpetually?
I get it.
All right.
We'll continue.
Wait, how do I save?
Does it just save?
I'm assuming it just saves.
Yeah, it's just all those saves.
All right.
We'll continue this on Saturday chat.
That game is fucking awesome.
Yeah, it's just all those things.
All right, we'll continue this on Saturday chat.
That game is fucking awesome.
All right, here's the schedule.
We're about to rip Marvel Rivals right now with Tony.
I don't know how long we're playing. We're playing COT Marvel Rivals.
Tomorrow, I'm not live. Friday is Reacts at noon.
I'm going to be live early. It'll be like four hour React day.
Saturday, same live early at noon.
We're going to be doing Scale of the Depths,
maybe some Metroid games,
maybe how to make an atomic bomb in your garden.
your garden. It's like supposed to be a fun game that you guys have been recommending.
Sunday reacts to two into a Jixi Rock League tournament. Monday, Brovibo the Yu-Gi, maybe
some other random shit. Tuesday, not live. Next Wednesday, horror games, random games,
maybe a 2v2 Brovibo. That day or Thursday and the other day, we're probably going to
end up doing the gross shot review comp fucking challenge. Next Friday reacts and the charity
stream matching chats, Thanos up to 10k for the Cameron voice foundation fighting
epilepsy and epileptic seizures then I'm gone to 27th of the first posting on YouTube every day
Then I'm gone probably the jackpenbrook pod vlog in that time frame as well, and I'll be vlogging
I'm one prex sodium oV and backs they give the sub crave take of the fray
Green pretty super Kirby Kirk think of the sub beer think of the fray my friend asked me earlier
It's been on my mind if nobody knew your actions with morality still matter
Yeah, Maddie and Tommy take it with the sub blue and Kirby take it with the sub xlc
Joe and ready think of the sub tiny think of the three no to think of the five gift
Yo, I gotta let Tony. I'm gonna go pest real quick or let him now and then I'll be ready
I'm gonna go use bathroom real quick if I don't answer
But then I'm on and ready no rush
All right, check. Have me down like a minute or two. I'm gonna go pee real quick
No, we're gonna hop into Marvel rivals
I'll call him.
All right, he said he just got on fucking a perfect.
Let me load up on the rivals and then I'll call him.
Uh, EX thank you for the three.
Uh, what is your favorite shape?
Say you think of the two steps max thank you for the three favorite red bull flavor.
Don't really have one mark take it with Ray when you first started to start posting tick toxin you take it with lead to this now
Back since ending of the sub of Ian one thing of a sub. I've talked about that a few times favorite shape
Trapezoid I
Don't know I
Just since you already pay me to chat can you throw in free merch?
No
No, skinny. I'm sorry
I'm sorry, I'm sorry, bro. You're gonna be sticking to your stipend man
He farms he farms viewers by acting like he's a real person
That was also a fake chat somebody would eat heads at that. It's pretty bad right now. I'm not gonna lie
It's pretty rough
Dude, my mic is so fucking annoying. This is the worst stand I've ever had in my life
genuinely genuinely the worst
One minute, one minute, one minute, go dark.
Hello can you hear me hello no okay you wouldn't be able to answer yes or no if you put it
I don't want to interrupt his
intro.
Tony.
He just won't.
You.
Joe.
You.
You.
You.
You.
You.
you Joe Bartoloz how is it going yo I was literally asking my chat how do you
say your last name in English it's Stadovich and Albanian it's Statovce
bro I've been staying I've been saying Statovchi yeah so has every other
person ever. That's why the last time it's okay. That is okay,
brother man. Bartolosie x that Avicii stream chat. This might
be the most Italian. I mean,
I you know what? Look, I'm one of those creators that just
gives flowers, but I love what you do in the content space.
genuinely. I'm why I mean I want like a we have us follow
on my, uh, for you page right now in 10 scrolls, Joe Bart philosophy.
It's on there, brother.
I'm, I'm watching.
So I'm actually like, this is one of the most exciting, like collab streams,
collab durations I've done as I genuinely rock with your content.
Thank you.
I appreciate that.
I fucked up the stuff you do too.
The stance, the streaming, I feel like you're making a big transition now
into like long form versus short form.
Yes, it's been a, it's been a blessing because, you know, very rarely can like a skit maker or just kind of like somebody who's known for short form have like a graceful transition or addition.
Yeah, hard.
Yeah.
I mean, you know, like you know, saying, you know, I'm talking to you, you know.
And so that's cool. And then like now I'm, I'm going to take it even one more step further and do some like stuff in the traditional space. Like maybe like a short film or two.
Oh, you want to do a film soon? Yeah
Now I finished the script. I'm you know now. I'm just in like
Getting all the moving pieces together to start shooting it, but we're doing first transition was from short form to long form now
It's from long form to like traditional, but like I still love content
I mean have you talked about what you're doing like skit wise or not skit wise short form wise?
Are you not allowed to is it like a surprise?
Oh, I like my short film. Yeah, like what like is it going to be like comedy focus? Is it going to be?
No, no, not at all. It's an emotional drama.
Emotional, a little bit of thriller, but I'm more like psychological, but I was able to go to
the Percy Jackson season two premiere and where the writers were. You know, the actors are
really cool but this was right before I started writing so I wanted to like get some I don't know
just some advice I'm always like a student I always try to learn from people who are doing more than
me oh that's the best thing you can do yeah and so there's three of them and I was able to catch
them the first two didn't give a fuck but the last one he was really he was just having a really
good night I could tell because you know everybody was here for what he's written and he stopped
and gave me and gave me some advice and he said write about what you know and being in content
and like giving advice to people that want to be content creators they they kind of expect like a
secret sauce that's yeah like there's some sort of method that's just like a cheat code yeah but
like the method is just like consistency yeah and so it's like it's like yeah it's not these
magical words you may want to hear but that is what it is like that's what the answer that's
Bro, that's what I always say.
I think consistency scheduling and being on top of your shit,
like, it's not a guarantee that you're going to succeed,
but it's like, you maximize the odds by being consistent.
Like, so many people post that it doesn't work for a month
and they give up.
It's like, bro, you got to look at guys,
like, in the social space or even in the film space.
I've been trying for five years, 10 years,
before they even get, you know,
any sort of recognition.
So when you say right about what you know,
I really like took that to heart and I wrote I have I'm writing two films that like different stories different things
And they were supposed to be short films, but I just really liked the idea
So I'm fleshing them out more and so all right. Well if these two were supposed to be my short films
What's my actual short from gonna be something that's anywhere between like five to 15 minutes long?
basically long video and
I don't know his words just like hit me at that moment right about what you know
and this is something that I know about. And so I wrote the whole script in like three hours.
Just like words on page and I'd never done that before. And so I was like, okay, it was cool to
like, I don't know, flex like a new muscle that I haven't ever, which was like, you know, it's
weird that you say like, you heard the advice right about what you know, because I was literally
like two days ago talking about how like one of the best pieces of advice I got in the
business sense is like stick with what you know, like too many people try to branch.
And like you, if you branch out, you want to branch out like you're a tree, not like
you're jumping to another one, like the way you get into different avenues, isn't by like
full stopping one thing and then moving to another.
It's like a slow, like the slower you train transition, the better it is usually.
I have this idea for a show.
I am invited.
You know how to fucking turn off invites in rival rivals?
No, I do not.
the team bro god damn jack stop inviting me bro please all right what were you saying sorry
i was uh oh one second somebody just don't know
oh my god jeff how do i fucking turn this shit off oh here it is easy fuck you danian stop inviting me
Oh my god, how are you guys still sending me invites?
How it maybe it was a delay?
It was probably a delay.
It was probably a delay.
Okay, now it stopped.
Good shit.
Why you do Damien like that?
Bro, I didn't even do Damien like that.
I remember during the Marvel Rattlesnake tournament, bro, some kid did not stop inviting
me.
I ended up just joining his team blocking and fucking reporting him and muting him.
And then it stopped.
Yeah, what's up?
But, uh, yeah, I was, I had to show this show idea and it was a really good
idea, but I kept like having problems with writing it because I had to do so
much research on this thing that I don't do.
And so I was like, okay, this is just going to be one of those things that I
write when I have the skills, when I have better, I'm not going to be able
to read that right now.
Don't send bets.
And I think like that is what people are scared of when they're trying
different things is that they expect to be good at it, right?
Like right from the jump and it's like I think putt as even though it's quote-unquote just content
It's not like laying asphalt in the summer heat
You know you you get to see oh, I've gotten way better at this thing
Now than from when I started and you see like you can look back on your experience and it could be a like painting
You know writing artistry whatever
And so like part of the fun for me now is being the worst at this new thing that I'm trying and just waiting for them
My brain would be like you're repaying away.
Exactly.
And so now like you don't, until you do something,
and dare I say, until you do something creatively,
now just for bread or for like, you know, I don't know,
outside, except it's just like,
oh, I wanna just get better at drawing.
I just wanna get better at this skill.
Like if you get better at a skill, you really,
oh okay, like things just take time,
but if I keep at it, it'll eventually,
I'll get better at it in the day, then I'll start it.
I feel like that has always been like something that really like keeps me going when I'm like damn
I suck at this. Yeah, I feel like everybody's better at this thing than me
Because for me it's writing and so now I'm like, but they probably felt this way when they started so chill
Yeah, for sure, bro, wait, hold up, I gotta read a dinner real quick. Also send me your rivals you
bet
Bro Mason Mason Mason, I know you sent bits, bro
And I know some chatter sent bits. I'm in the middle of a fucking
Conversation and you have the gall to go shit streamer L streamer. You're being rude
I know you sent me 300 bits
I'm in the middle of a conversation and you guys are spamming read bits
You want me to go? Sorry hard stop on you talking about your passions in life, Tony
Let me let me let me tell you to shut the fuck up so I could read Mason's bits, right? Yeah, what the fuck and
I saw your message, too. I didn't read it out loud
I did see Jeremy Clarkson has cancer F cancer in the chat
He caught it early though, and that's the fucking great thing about going to the doctor go to the fucking doctor, dude
Yeah, he got prostate cancer. He got it early on. Hopefully he's able to just snuff it out as quick as possible
You know little and Bentley for the sub my for the sub math thing of the thousand fifty bets
What role would you want them to add a different role?
I don't think they would ever add another role that would kind of ruin the idea of a hero shooter.
Muffin for the sub, Zinni for the sub, Pyrograph for the sub, and Zace for the sub.
I'm not going to be able to read the other thing. Sorry.
Yeah, I'm back.
Yo.
Um, what is your, uh, Marvel user?
It's just my name.
I
Yours is the cobbler isn't it? Yeah
Yeah, people were coming in they were like the cobblers and just regardless of who the fuck is the cop
And then they're like they were like that's Joe's name on rivals. It was right after the turning and
I'm not gonna lie. They got some bands going for sure. I was like, let's get him out of here
I was like, my chat let me know my chat came in there like Tony's panning is entirely
right now.
Bro, look at, look at, wait, are you able to, are you able to peek my stats or no?
On your what?
My like match history.
Yeah.
Let me see.
Bro, look at my match.
I have, I have three, three SVP losses in a row.
I mean, most disheartening Marvel rivals experience.
Wait, wait, wait, you're going to have to show me on stream
because it says your settings are.
Oh, it's my profile private.
Yeah.
Yeah, pull my string, bro.
I feel like I, when I told you I was grinding, bro, I locked it.
You did.
I played all these games yesterday, dude.
You were lit.
Wait, let me see.
Well, you main tank, right?
Yeah, I mean tank, but I play it like I'll play Flaks.
like I think some of these matches I played some other shit like I was playing Emma a lot
but I played something else that when I was on Jeff we lost
man I am uh yeah these were bad losses dude I was playing with like actually just idiots this
squad was terrible the uh when I so I got the diamond three and that's when I told you that
all right if you're projected to be plat three and I'm down with me I'll wait you know and
And then I got on and it was, I was just into a diamond three, just in there and we still
would have been able to kill.
Yeah, we would have, but you know, but I get to this team, let me just play one game.
I didn't have time to play multiple.
So we got into the game.
We rolled this team.
They didn't even get past first point on us, right?
this one dude switched from a tank to a DPS and our tank just stood there and was
like yo exactly the tank was like yo I don't want to I don't want a solo tank
and the guy was like all right that's fair like he's like if I if I die I'll
switch and then the tank goes all right that's a bet we'll see our healer goes
He said he didn't want to solo take and then leaves the game. He's all right. So GGs. Whoa solo take bro
Oh, there are certain players and Marvel rivals like I was in a I was in a lobby last night
This guy wanted to play cyborg cyborg gets banned. He cues black widow and goes. I'm throwing the game and I'm like, yeah
Like you you have the most fragile ego in the world. He's like trust me bro. I'm gonna pop off
I'm like, you know, I can tell you right now. You're not popping off. I'm black, but I'm like
The day Cyclops came out cyborg Cyclops my bad Michael. I knew it's you man. I knew it's you
The day Cyclops came out. I was I was
It was my rank-up game from plat to diamond and before they like picked the character
I said I was on string too. I say yo, don't pick Cyclops. I'm banning Cyclops
Okay, and I was like, all right, what's gonna be real bad of me in like 10 seconds. I bet I got set up was going to people will play
Characters to spite you like yeah, if you go big enough, please don't play that now
They're only playing that likes bro. It's I'm gonna you know
Spider-man players when you ask them to hop off. Yeah, they will never
Hop off spider-man they will stay on spider-man the entirety of the game
Even if they're going two and twelve they're going on knob roads and no blame other people
They'll run out get five five stacked right there literally just solo diving into a group of people
Instinct I and then go. Oh, yeah, no as a healer small you have your snowflake on me
Yeah, and it's like why was this weird and maybe this is just because like I I started streaming because I never really
game like that right so I wanted to I wanted the game I wanted to see what
this like art form is that I didn't have a system growing up like a ps5 xbox you
know so I start wait you didn't have a console no not really like I got a
first console when I was 16 and I really only play black ops 2 on it
What console PS5 or ps4 yes for 16 and 26
The first couple I owned like personally it wasn't well. I have like a we
Did you have like a we know we yeah, I guess yeah, I don't think that I'm gonna say I feel like chat would agree
I don't think that's
That's just like a family console
Yep, like gaining games. It's like Xbox ps5 not even a switch bro like Xbox ps5 or PC
I'm on four right now. What are you on? I'm gonna pocket you for this next time. Oh, you're gonna pocket me bro
I'm gonna swap to ammo because they're playing
This are fantastic and then they go forward to and I'm just gonna grab them all flex whatever though. Who do you mean?
Main moon night, but like I'm kind of becoming a flex now so I feel like the games more fun when I feel sometimes
Yeah, like if I'm trying to climb I usually just use tank
Yep, because I know that I'm gonna do the best on that, but it's like I like sometimes not being like
Yeah
Cuz I kind of fell into the trap of just DPSing and tanking
Why would I heal and then when I got on he was like, oh, this is a completely this I'm playing a different game
if you feel well
Easiest way to climb
Yeah, it is because you could just if you could if you have like non-brained at teammates
Not even that they're that good like if you just keep them alive to where they just burn like
You'll fly I
Feel like that's most games though like support the support role in general
Well, see this is my first hero shooter
So, oh, that's what I was saying.
Like, I feel like maybe it's in the hero shooter community,
but I feel like the Raios community is just like,
like I've never seen people weirdly toxic for no reason.
Oh, no, I wait, what other games,
like what other comp games have you played?
That's what I'm saying.
This is the only competitive game you've played.
Yeah, other than like ranked, like Black Ops.
Like Black Ops?
Like all that right, you know, she went up like I'm too like that's the only other thing I did
Well, I would say
I mean DC doesn't exist in the league is one of the most toxic games that was like
And then I was gonna say Valorant or see us like Valorant's a level like there's two different types of toxicity
like valor is there really just really mean I'm not like familiar with apex
toxicity I don't think it's the same as like the valorant like the hero shooter
communities yeah like you got like a whole team and if one person is toxic is
I fuck you guys you lose
In my opinion job, what would you say?
Maybe I I was just a CS
It's rare that I found CS socks and lobbies, but when they are it's really bad
Like like cripplingly racist comments or like
See that that I mean like the
daylight no dead by daylight
Have you heard about that shit?
No, but dead by daylight. There's like an on dead by daylight
There's rules in the game, but there's also like a level of like
Nonspoken rules on how you're supposed to play the game
And if you don't play how they quote-unquote the community wants you to bro mother fuckers like figure out where you live and like
try to kill you see that's that's I'm starting to get like oh this is kind of
like the thing because people that told me Valorant is worse than rivals when it
comes to certain shit or just like other like games that are played like this
yeah I can't really compare because I don't play overwatch I don't know how
bad overwatch
I'm backing up
Six two I've heard
Well, that's like there's me. I think leaves the most toxic game if it had DC
I think the need would be even more of like a shit pool
Like I can't imagine League of Legends having voice chat
It's crazy because just I don't I don't know anything about the game
it looks it's like
It just doesn't look I don't know maybe it's me
But it doesn't really look aesthetically pleasing to me, you know, but that's a mobile. Yeah. Yeah
Yeah, I think me is like it looks like a game
From the outer perspective that like a 35 year old would play
Yeah, but I mean it's not all the game
So it kind of blows my mind that it just kind of looks ugly to me, but people think that shit's so serious
Oh yeah.
Hell of me!
Well how have they not cast I'm Shreddinger?
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
Oh do we have a strange DC here now?
Strange, I don't know.
Trying to get back.
Oh we got it.
Oh
We haven't talked to the team yet, you know great half team really appreciate you guys having a wonderful game with you
I'm gonna go think of it this time
He said
Oh my god, yeah when we stream yesterday
I really wanted to be like yo Joe boy fuck with you
But here's the stupid
out of way out of where the mid tomorrow I got
Well that game is so fun
That is a great game. I
Think like any prop hunt hide-and-seek game. That's like well made is really fun to like I haven't done it
But I really want to do like a CS go prop on screen one day
So it's like you were opening up CS go cases, right? Oh my god. I burned so much money into that
That was what I put the Marvel rivals the Marvel rivals earnings
I because I did a sponsor for the first half of the tournament
So I was like, okay, whatever I win I'll donate most of it
But then I'll then I'll put the rest in cases. I probably poured like two candy cases. Like I
Probably made like this, but I mean like what do you get with the CS go cases? Why do they cost that much money?
So it's like you got a skin. Okay, right, right, but like you can sell the skin. Yes
Okay, it's not like a regular video game like Marvel Rivals where you're like spinning like you get a skin
And then you just have the skin like
There's blue purple pink red and gold
And if you have
I hate playing this
But
And then there's also a float and float is basically quality of the skin
So you can have a skin that's like really rare, but really like broken and dirty
Or one that's clean and then there's also patterns for knives
So it's like there's three different types of varieties for certain things
So like you might pull like a knife skin that no one else has that's worth like $60,000
Okay, but where do you sell them?
Third-party websites or you can sell them on steam, but you only get steam credits back
So like if you pull a knife, that's like $300 you could sell it on steam for like maybe 350 and get like steam credit back
But if you saw it on an off
Like an off-party website
It'll still transfer you might get like, you know 20% less money-wise, but it's after the cash like if you saw it on
It's just steam credit
No
And you can sell the cases or you could buy a key which CS makes money on
But the cases are earned through playing and then you buy them some cases are worth 50 cents on a risk like hundreds of dollars
right
Like the average case that I opened like two days ago
Was probably what shaft like $5?
But the keys $2.50 so it's like 750 a spin and most things that you're getting a look like 10 cents
I'm already forgotten.
So it's like you can spend two racks on a whole bunch of cases
and get a super rare skin.
No, you can get a rare skin, and it could be worth what?
It's gambling.
How deep does the rabbit hole go?
It depends on the case.
Like the more expensive the case,
the more rare the items, because the case isn't in,
you know, like some cases don't exist anymore.
It's like a limited supply, so the less cases there are,
the more they'll work.
Like Pokemon.
It's basically just like Pokemon.
But I mean, the most expensive GNI pool is probably
like 600 bucks.
Is that 100 bucks?
I'm just not a sore on me, but he fried me to death.
I'm feeling this.
I'm not sure if I'm gonna get
a triple E that's soft.
Easy.
I'm still wanting to play.
Woo!
That's lit though.
That's fire.
See, this is what I'm saying.
Like, there's just worlds.
Like, there's these niche worlds that I just have to, I gotta tap into more things.
Well, no, I would say don't get into CSGO cases.
Really?
Oh my God.
like the odds are worse than like playing a slot machine at a casino like if
bro I poured 2k in the cases and actually got like okay this is the worst
there's this thing called trade-ups so if you have a bunch of blues you could
trade them up to a purple purple to pink blah blah blah so I had I did the
high value color what what's the highest value color that what are you
trying to get a gold item like knives or gloves are worth the most there's
some gunskins that are worth a lot that are reds but like if you pull a gold
that's like the rare special item yo you ready to keep like
here again what is it here's a you no I was just like I didn't know if you like
wanted to get up or some shit I always just ask you um yeah W. Strymer thank you
thank you um you can trade up and so I got two reds and you need five to
trade up to a gold so my chat convinced me to buy three eighty dollar
Bullet Queens to trade up so I did like a $400 trade-up and then I got an $80 knife
So I just lost $320
But like I could have gotten like a $5,000 knife
The odds are never zero
Either get the knife or you don't so the odds are 50
exactly
Every time I think of like this to like I've gone to the casino the dude like mining for a day
Diamonds and then turning around. It's like one more one more. Let me know if that's it's like the it's I mean
It's just a gambling mentality like I'm sitting there and I'm going I've opened a hundred cases
So now I'm more likely to get a knife, but I'm not
The odds have not changed at all. Yeah
All right. Well, so like okay, let's say you get this crazy gold knife
right? And then I then I wore a
farm and game to my teammates.
That's that's that's that's that.
Oh, bro, you got those gold gloves.
No, yeah, or they they like I give
them my skin and they're like,
oh, dude, you have a you have a
fucking Empress back new.
Oh, okay. That's a shit.
Yeah. And then and then you look
like you look cool.
How big is it?
Nobody cares.
there's like million dollar skins yeah okay do you know the streamer kill
dozer
yeah better with faces than names let me look about for quick kill dozer he does
videos where like he'll eat everything from marsh only from marshals for like
week. Uh-huh. Like some random shit like that. Oh my god. Angela forward team up cinema. Um,
he did. I think I've seen this guy. He pulled a knife that was like $80,000 on stream.
Like his, his inventory in CSOs reflects $300,000. Train racks is probably worth millions.
Like, wait, okay, wait. But it's always, it's kind of like
Box in a way. It's like it's only worth that once you sell it, right? Yeah, or it's like it's like an NFT
It's basically an NFT
So it's like if he pulls the one is like this sold on the market for 80 and you
Yes to find a guy that wants to buy
That's exactly how many people want to buy a fucking $60,000 skin. You're appealing to like, you know by princes
But there's people like I know there's I don't know what skins are worth millions of dollars
But I'm pretty sure there are skins that have that have been bought that are like a million bucks. I
Just I don't know I think the most expensive skin
I would keep in an inventory is like two bags if I ever pulled something else worth like 20 grand
I would have to sell it. Yeah
Because I don't know but then that's the thing is like people hold on to them because they might appreciate in value
Oh hell no, I'm gonna die.
Yeah, this BP's gonna be crazy.
BP, what's up?
Where were we at?
What's up?
I'm probably gonna, I feel like the Anzal of Thor tank set up is probably not good
for this guy.
You play thing?
Uh, no.
But I should play.
I mean I have play him but I don't have any plan. I just don't want to play I don't want to play thing because they have a penny
And then I'm just running in the bomb
I'm still gonna run this side out
We are getting pushed back and I'm fighting Wow
Oh fuck I don't know if I should swap I might all but I don't think we are
moving this at all I'm gonna get home I'm just gonna bounce on point and all
and then I'll swap
We're just Hulk smash in our spawn. Yeah, I don't know what he's doing
It made me
Oh
I don't know if that's good
We really need the DPS is to switch to something more anti
We gotta switch some shit up, bro
We are getting a hundred zero right now we haven't even kept point
What do you say what do you say you said what it I
I said we should stay Angela because he's been touching the point you know to save the game like that I
Think Angela is the worst character that he
Did so much work
We don't even need a whole twin.
You got to switch it up.
We're getting doble lots so I could go.
I mean, I just swapped MS or I swapped MS.
We have the team up, but I can play some other shit.
I just think we need a better frontline and then our like DPS.
Like I don't think you need Star Lord and what's his name?
Not cyborg.
Cyclops.
Cyclops.
My child was playing with me when I said cyborg.
What is cyborg?
I don't know I always look at him and I think sideboard. Yeah, I call him side lock. So oh it's DC
I'm a corn ball for that
They have so much died
Okay, four is a better
Oh my god, no way he went no way he left
Yeah, every all under the sun but I mean just fucking rep them all
Oh
Dumb ass
Hell yeah, team
That was like three off that one
But I was my friend play this game the other day on discord they were streaming that shit
I didn't even know they had subtitles on and it's like half their screen was just full because there's just a million voice lines for every character
They're like, you don't have to have this on I went you've always played Marvel rivals with subtitles with the word on the bed
Really filling half your screen
It's useful it's not bro. It's literally just the voice lines. It's not like subtitling voice comes
No, I'm trying to burn the mind
Damn what is burning me
Oh slow, oh slow, I got it. We gonna hope
Oh shit!
Oh, why are you-
Who puts those down?
I forgot.
It's like big ass orbs, Captain.
Uh, big ass orbs.
The big ass orbs are understanding and then they damage you.
Oh, that's invisible, girl.
I just died.
I just died.
I just died.
I just died.
I just died.
I just died.
I
Know body block fuck just die on point. I'm dead. I'm so dead
Brother fact that you're still
Holy
Do you post on YouTube a lot? Yeah
When I was doing I was doing screaming first
And then I really wanted to do like that just like kind of like the old
Like super edited content, you know, like what's up YouTube we're back
Okay, and so like I I just made the decision not to do the whole like copy and paste my streams to
to YouTube
Well, I shout out to anybody that does that yes, that's that's definitely a method
But I don't know I like the I like seeing my content in different ways like I feel like the stream we're live
We're here together we get like that wait, so your YouTube videos aren't streams. No, not really
I mean they are all of mine are
Like they are streams, but they're edited as if they were YouTube videos
You know what, I think mine are, well, I go live,
yeah, I go live and I go, I need to get free YouTube videos
today, I'm going to play these three games,
I'm going to do these specific videos,
and then I chop them up in a way.
I have a VOD channel, but I have them edited,
like they're a standalone thing.
Yeah, that's what you need to do, bro.
And I never understand when I see streamers that like,
so there's guys that average like 20K viewers,
they just don't post on YouTube.
And I'm like, you're like, why are you not doing that?
kind of king with my powers is this your mark you're late or voice and I thought I
was like wait a second there's no way so I went on twitch or what is twist
No better way to solve a problem than a beam of pure concussive
Mom actually quebble cop the famous GTA YouTuber
I'm going to tell you what bro whenever I say shit in game chat and nobody replies my chat just bams air ball
They did it the entire Marvel rivals training. I
Love what's that's are funny
Is your chat funny
hilarious, I don't know my chat's either
It's it's either or
There's no in between there's some funny characters
They have this every why is every game we're in
die here you didn't hear bro dimes the matter bro dive or like what is that
it's like just all you play a team that's all poke and they just sit
really far back and just spam like squirrel girl and characters where you
can't like get near them. Let me tell you something about when we were we were
doing the tourney. Trout. Oh my gosh, brother. He was good. I was getting fried,
brother.
I've been seeing a lot of I talked about yesterday. I saw a lot of like, I
don't know, just kind of it's to me. It's like a little too much criticism
for the rivals, tiny.
Yo, what was I thinking?
Oh, we were killing.
But I like everybody was like, oh, well,
the creators didn't even play and they're just big creators.
And I was talking to my dad.
Yes, I was like, y'all, like, this is like in a perfect way.
It's a Marvel.
I think people didn't realize it's a Marvel rival to add.
Yeah, that's just what brings the money.
Yeah, they want their only hosting the tournament with money
because they want streamers that pull viewers to promote the game.
Like it was a it was a hot shot. This is an ad like that
Jenna didn't just pull 150 K out of her ass like
I'm a bit of smaller creator I've been a big creator I could get if you don't like
It's like oh once you've been on both sides of the fence you start to understand
Okay, this is just what it is and when you're not you just because you don't know you don't get it
But like I think it's not that the new one to do a mixture to there was no one's Marvel Rattles creators for words
That was small like oh
poor poor poor
But yeah
They were actually like every streamer on the list was like Jinky
I
Feel in a type of way where it's like they name our arrivals. They're like damn. I wish I could be in this tourney, but like I
Don't know at the same time. I'm like you can't sit here and act like
people were like mad at Senna going yo like what the fuck dude why are you
inviting these trainers I'm like they probably told her out of everybody you
have to have a minimum view count of this yes like yes the average team out of
all the players combined the average view kind of everybody combined has to
be at least like 4k like that's what I was in percent and so like I don't know
I just I love being invited by Senna cuz I miss you know we know each other
We've interacted but I wouldn't call this like super close like you know what I mean?
I thought it was really don't catch the invite so I just saw people like I don't know
Just like it was hate and it's like guys
I get it in a perfect world the creators that are all about rivals especially the ones on the smaller side like they get
Their chance to shine. Yeah, but the last people that Marvel rivals in the tournament because he is anybody that watches a Marvel rivals creator
plays Marvel Rivals.
So they're going, we want people that don't play Marvel Rivals.
And then the Marvel Rivals community was like,
why aren't you getting people?
And so I think Synod did a good job of splitting it.
It was like about half an hour.
I didn't do two.
I was like, why is Zixie even in it?
And I was like, yo, he's got the most viewers in the stream,
or in this tourney, and he doesn't play Rivals,
meaning his chat probably doesn't play Rivals,
or a large fraction of them.
That's why it's all about your return on investment in addition to that 150 racks to get eyes on this like
That's why and I don't know maybe it's just because like you know
I felt like they was attacking center like and like you you were popped up in conversations
Why did they put kinks with Pano so far all these guys on the same team and I was like look
Somebody that was in the turning to see Pano win and I don't know if you saw his tweet
But he was like yo, I'm moving out my apartment. No, I I I saw a stream after it. He was like, yeah
This is literally a need to like pursue content like yeah, and I was like it happened
Jason the we was supposed to be there and he got put this place
And they were they kept people kept going dude even Jeezy was arguing that he was like you had to do and Kingsman
I'm like, okay, you had J3 and trout like yeah, and people were going put shrouds only GM
I'm like, okay shrouds also played video games for fucking 20 years straight and literally instantly picks it up
It's like yes, he's GM on paper, but it's because he doesn't play the game like a shroud grinded. He would be you know
Eternity like he would be
And so then I just like so Pano says what he says he's like yeah guy like this is able to
Enable me to do this and like get out of my like moving to a new crib and I was like, oh, that's lit
And I was okay. Well, like that's a small arrival created, you know, not to say he's small but he's not
And then people were like, oh, you're not even a small creator anymore
What do you guys want and that this goes back when I was saying like the community
And I'm starting to like pick up like it's a little strange because it's like the new is that guy
He's the guy that you know
He had to do it. Oh, well Jason the weed was supposed to do it and
New got the chance. Yeah, but he got the chance to shoot and he did it though. Yeah
Like he snapped like and I told my chat if you get in life
There's gonna be some times where you get this chance that maybe should have gone to somebody else or it was supposed to be this way
Or you weren't really supposed to be there was a right place right time
But if you capitalize on that right place right time
That shows you're able to keep doing that and create like longevity of what you can do whatever the field is
And literally yo what I was saying I told this to Kingsman men mean him played rivals way back
I said if I'm ever in a Marvel rival tournament with people that are way higher still than me I go
What do you want me to play out flat? Even though I mean tank?
I wanted to play tank. They said we need you on heels because soil
oil didn't heal, oil only played tank and played in wild and then obviously Puno were
going to put on tank because that's what he's great at.
And so I was like okay I'll flash.
And then I'm seeing these other teams where it's like their fucking silver players are
DPSing and I'm going, like I'm not saying put that motherfucker on heal but I'm certain
even a good healer is probably going to use like a good main healer is probably
going to do better as DPS than you are, you know.
I think that was part of the fact of like some teams that were sucking it's like you guys just didn't have damage out
But I'm not saying you're good. I'm saying like other teams didn't have the damage they needed to
All things almost dead things almost dead focus thing no way even some eyes
Yeah, also we're against that kid that ratchet nice me
Give you the clip arms. Yeah, I agree. I think it was a great turn
I'm pushing them back
Oh my god, you saved my wife
Easy cap, bro. I hope he walked them down give shaky and even win right right now
Lay to the right my favorite thing about Marvel rivals is having a teammate that sucks and you lose
And you talk shit to each other and then the next game. He's on the opposing team
That shit is my Super Bowl. I will target Van the fuck out of him and I'm making sure he will not have fun in that
What's not fun is when that same guy somehow turned into a literal event. Oh my god
He literally pull flip that he pops off
And then your egos just fell out
No way she took that that bass
Oh, yeah, we gone we gone
Now we go we go we go who's up with me? I don't really play white
There's actually pretty good all I'm gonna die. I'm dead
I don't know, at first that white fox is the anti-christ of support, one of my chatters
said.
I think that, if you can like switch from damage to heals like well, then she's not,
she's actually really good at this, especially for die.
Hope would not stop like selling his body to the team.
Go. Lock in with me.
OHH!
He hopes the god of thunder!
Drag is not happy.
Crack, crack, crack, crack, killer.
WTF?
Everybody needs a hand.
Drop me.
Or a dagger.
I
Yo, yo, stay down here and push up. I can't like y'all are making me split up my heels between everybody. That's all we're not
Yes, they don't want
Shit we walk here
I
Bro the fucking the getaway Cyclops has is so annoying because I play characters that are so close and she just dives and leaves
Let me get up there with you, let me get up there with you. We get this no problem. Yes, that's right
No
I feel like it's easy to get out of his ult.
Whose Cyclops?
Let's go Cyclops, yeah it is but if he hits you at point blanks, oh yeah, yeah, yeah,
Oh
Force probably a top three characters today really I never picked them up
I think he is so fun to combo where I dash I dash hit throw my hammer hit dash
And then I press half or my EF
For me like white fox has been that new
I'm like
I've got my old time old after this if you stay alive
That grab I probably died here
Oh my god
Yeah, she was going straight after me
Well and back
I
Could see us right now or should I wait?
No, I just wait just wait because they're also they also are missing character. So it's like
Yeah, when did they leave?
Get off me bitch
Wait, I'm running to the bathroom before this round starts
So uh Joe's chat
What's up? What's going on? Type in chat! Type in chat!
What if they can't hear me? I'm just like talking like to nobody.
Let's see, let's open up this stream.
Can y'all hear me?
Oh, y'all can hear me, can't hear me, can't hear me.
Type in chat!
Oh my gosh.
I'm back.
man what's up started why are people saying type in chat I'm not in what I'm
seeing type in what I'm typing in chat oh maybe they mean I type in the rival
sadder somebody types in chat are you saying the dog the type of chat mean me
Did you get that in the set? What are they doing?
What are you talking about?
My chat's just spamming type of chat.
I don't know. I don't even even heard that before.
Very interesting.
Oh, shit.
Oh, yeah, you have the top five split from me, by the way.
What, Blade and a Blender right now?
now I don't know why this person is playing blade I feel like I love I love
playing play like I think we've a really fun character but he's stuck
like what grab it oh yeah he's locked my grass he's dead anyway
Oh my god, he gassed it to anything.
I think that's something.
4 and 8 on Blade.
Hop off!
Dude, if they're not able to push at one point...
I'm gonna missy somebody.
Oh, yeah, I keep forgetting about that. I'm like, why are they doing so bad?
Yeah, when you're far away my side console, you're good. Well, like the further away you are there's more damage drop
No, I don't know this damn is up, but you can just like have more reaction time
I
Blade trash, I don't know blade trash this season I have been seeing more people cue him
But I don't I didn't read the passionates if they made him better. I just know he sucked last season
They need to just make them be so mad
I got my all thought I'll do it after this
Oh, stomp on him.
Good shit, they're wild.
Yeah, that was a dead hosty hole here.
I don't understand why they're not surrenders.
You get less points.
I was fine.
What?
I mean, you lose the last point to be surrendered?
Yeah.
What, a little fever or just surrendering in general?
Just surrendering in general.
Because I think it's like now that there's no chance
they win.
Yeah, it's like, oh, well, you
had the chance to surrender, so we're going to,
you know, get my die.
we're gonna like
hey you could have done it
no am i wrong satter way
i don't think that's true
hey i'm wrong
how do you say that would be weird if they made it
oh my chunky stop fucking spanning private server roboc links in chat
When he gets bored bro, he just starts making custom games and then fucking trying to get back to join him
We hold
They don't even have a tank
They're running straight DPS
I couldn't be hold. I couldn't fucking stop the damage is just crazy
You do lose less elo
Is that true? I
Feel like you lose less elo for having a lever not for FF. I feel like in my mind
It's even more for for today. No, that's what I meant. If you have a lever you lose less
Yes
What is happening oh my god, I just wish to do the building.
Oh, that's Venom.
Got only skin.
We're playing, we're playing this with Joe Bart.
We're going to play that paint again and again, and then gambling with friends.
Have you played gambling with your friends yet?
I love that game.
What do you say?
I love that game.
I played that for like probably five hours back in the back days.
I've been gotten very high though.
I've gotten like the second tier of games and stuff.
I don't know, is there anything above that?
The second, like the second tier, like the second level?
The second level where they have like Planko and stuff like that.
Oh yeah, there's like, there's six levels.
What do you mean?
Like there's six floors.
There's six floors. Yeah, in the elevator. Buddy, I've been to two. Yeah, you've been
to all six. What were you doing with those powers?
Losing, I played with like Ron, Jinxie, and Dantez. And then the other time I played
with like Chris Sneag and Zucie, we just lost repetitively. Yeah. Yeah, you uh, wait,
do you use the uh, your tickets for those items that you got and lock in with the
items. Bro, I'm locking into the items. We're just losing. Yeah, we got all the way to the
end if we were going to win. And some weird thing happened to where we lost. I don't
even really remember what happened, honestly. But we got all the way through, so now we're
going to like beat it today.
like you're restarting how do you know you're going to beat it like well no we just had
it we just the money was there and then like something happened okay so you're still in
the lobby no I think if I remember correctly somebody had kind of ruined it it might have
been me you know I gambled everything away I kind of ruined it for the team because
like I got upset at one of my teammates okay let me just explain it so I lost a
lot of money but I was I was bringing it back and then they shot my body off
which you know I'm a reasonable man that pisses you off like you really feel
like you're gambling you really are losing this money and then you guys
shoot me in the in the face my body's gone I'm a head rolling around god bro I swear
hard target banning bro anyways bro you go through the roof they can't target banning him
or they're just banning BP graph no because I've gotten banned BP first twice in a row
It's a target for AMBPs all the way down there.
It's my title.
But anyways, so my dog is like, my dog told him my hay,
preventing me.
Yo boo.
Yo shut your bitch ass up, buddy.
Yo, I'm not even getting, we are wearing the pre-lobby
right now.
Let's lock the fucking, they dead in your BP.
Boo, maybe don't make it your whole fucking personality
on the game and then we'll get banned.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
Is that your daddy?
It's not your daddy.
It's not the one.
I think I was saying.
I remember that.
Anyways.
Yeah, so he picked my body up and let me get it back.
And so then when I got it back, he kept hitting me.
kept hitting me and I was like yo he was taller than I was like yo if you hit me again
I'll tell you right now I'm gonna sell the game yeah he hit me again so I sold the game
so how did you sell like you were just making bets ever bad no I locked him in the elevator
with me and wouldn't let him leave because I had a bad mind so you ran it down yeah
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Wow.
What level, is it level six?
Yeah, we level six.
Oh my God.
Yeah.
But like, like my dog Mike, he does that.
You gotta know that.
You know what I mean?
He likes to test the water.
The water was poisonous that day.
I mean, you know.
Mm-hmm.
Stars.
I still can't imagine, like how much money
do you have to hit quota-wise at like level six?
Like millions?
Billions.
Billions.
Billions?
Billions.
So you, you, you start-
the games different yeah what are the games like there's a you ever a crash
it's like that rock yeah it's on level two yeah crash and then there's like this
like dragon one act on the sixth floor it makes crazy bread but you can lose
crazy bread too they got poker oh fuck I'm getting trepid holy shit what was
that I don't know it might have been I think I might have been psyched off I
like can't make face yo I gotta swap off I hate just spam playing Emma though but
it's just okay I could play strange actually yeah maybe just for the for
the suit magic is not to be owned but to be felt what were they playing
I mean Emma's got her shield, but it's not nearly as good
Fuck are they
I'm coming to you right now with a push
Get it get it one down one down walk
I'm gonna fight this with you
I gotta reload oh
Yeah, we kept that strange was the pick may not have gotten a kill chat, but I did get their attention and we kept
I gotta get a skin first I think I have skins for strength
I just never plan
Wow
Magic
Wait, who did you say you mean outside of white fox you said
Oh, well moon is my like number one main. Yeah
Say Emma like I just say moon eyes my GPS main Emma's my
Tank main. She's a dog. I
Think Emma's one of the best tanks this season. Yes, like I just why if I player
I'm here.
I'm right there.
Don't do that now.
You won't do nothing.
Oh, come on.
Could you go?
Morphal pain.
Puss in.
Somebody give me a chance then.
I don't play Marvel 2 20.
Yo, if you have that lack of understanding of a game, I'm shocked you're still here.
I'm on my way back.
That was my first death.
the retreat all right I've got my kids I'm I'm just a feel-bomb now
the source of our supreme returns
might be a waste but believe
there goes Jeff
I'm gonna wait for him to die
I died and I'm a place that
I don't know who Jeff got
I also don't know why Jeff didn't open the
the foxhole too
maybe we
Okay, I just give these guys a scratch.
I'm hit.
Come on, Lee.
He killed him.
Oh my god, okay.
I was gonna say, if I don't kill that, I'm done.
We walk, we walk, we walk.
Stay on point, stay on point.
Oh
Somebody has to dive there still a minute and a half. Yeah, and I'm about to have my
Oh
It's weird it's like the guy on our team that was like complaining about BP's also doing like the worst on the team
It's like kind of funny
You want to be there by BP dude their target daddy
Why another
I
Get a plate route about once every 10 games
Yo Joe yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, you are you watching anything?
Any shows like what would you would you be tapping into shows? Yeah?
I don't know, like regular show, Rick and Morty, I was in the Daxter for a bit, uh, no, like
that's what you're watching now?
What's the show that you can put me on to right now?
I'm sorry, I wasn't watching the shows.
What type of shows do you like?
I got one, I got one, so how'd you see it from?
No.
Oh my gosh, you like psychological thrillers?
Yeah, yeah
Yeah, you've seen
Have I see what obsession?
Strange I'm off strange and I'm walking
I've had enough why is why is the Jeff not okay?
What's with you an obsession gel bro that came in her not that game that movie is fire
It's a great movie. I haven't seen backwards yet show wise though. I don't know what shows I can like put you on
I watch a lot of people
Now I'm gonna now I'm doing the worst yuck
Arcane this this Jeff is not ultimate when he needs to
He's all thing when we're all dead. Yeah
How did that hit me like why what's that all?
He didn't even grab anybody now. He got he got me. I think it was to save us from dying maybe
Okay
We walk this we're good
Yeah, yeah
Once they walk out to process all the
Yeah
I go ahead. Wait, hold up. Hold on. Literally nothing, Holy F**ks. Oh, I made it to R'all.
Actually running hits
I'm not gonna lie it's not even that he's OB like their whole team was to the left and Cyclops was to the right and nobody was shooting him
Like I had to go shoot him and then pun followed me to shoot him like I just gotta focus him
I think. Cyclops is not a P. I
think Cyclops is like he's an
easier. I think Moon Knight is
with the better Cyclops. But I
think Cyclops is way easier to
get better at that. See this is
the thing they do different
things like. Cyclops like
is in Cyclops. I will say that for Cyclops just with that hit scan it's he's better to hit like
especially like flyers and stuff like that. Others like versus moon knight.
No and he's doing more he has better escape. Way better escape.
Like he could kind of press more and then just like if I rush at him and I'm for and I dash
You could dash back like twice the length of mine.
Three, two, one.
I'm going to hold like hard for him.
And he pushes you back, too.
Oh, yeah.
Two, three, two, one.
Really?
Go on, two.
Check the Lord.
Oh hell no.
Leave her in, leave her in, leave her in.
We burn, we burn, we burn.
Bro, we just gotta do that now 15 times.
I'm staying on this corner. I think this thing is the worst pick for them to play in the lion.
Cause I could just literally ult charge on him.
Oh, I'm well.
Okay.
Good shit.
What's the highest rank ever?
down to one by you I think like GM three or two I really want to lock in one
season and play like start to finish just because I think it's so short
I just panicked because they were split pushing.
to get like to tomorrow we're about to get Jeff ball in the minor
or no we're gonna get like foxhole
this off the running fall right box watch out for back
All right back up back up back up back up
Y'all want an invitation to your wedding? Yeah, I sure think she's boy 240. I'll definitely hit you with one
Our wedding's next year finally enough wait you're getting married
So the love of my life side shit
When did you
Right after our anniversary so almost a year ago
Wow no way they don't cap anything
you. That's awesome. We were
high school sweethearts. How
are you? Nice to see you. 26. Oh my.
What did you graduate? 2018.
Yeah, you're two years older than
me. Uh, 2020. Mad corny. Um,
lost again. Yeah. Let's see what the heels were. Oh, I definitely got out healed, but
I got 11 final hits. Yeah, you're 10. You had as much damage as me. Yeah. So that's
why I like white like people are like, well, we only got 19 K is all the way at 34 K is
a year, but I have a like, look at my damage in my finals. Like you can't you're gonna
heal, but don't use white Fox to do it because you just eliminate half her cake.
It doesn't even make sense to use her.
Yeah.
Let me go get a Coke Zero, Joe Bart.
I'll be right back.
Yep, no worries, no rush.
We didn't get a graduation.
We didn't get a graduation.
Our prom was canceled.
I had to spend my senior summer inside for the COVID years.
Nobody's ever experienced this.
It's like the Black Plague.
We lost our DC trip.
I don't even have a senior trip.
They had an optional senior trip to go to the Bahamas,
but I didn't do it.
I don't even know if they, I don't,
I don't, I think it got canceled.
I'm unsure.
I think they moved it.
It got canceled and then they moved it
until like a year later and did it.
And I'm like, is that not odd as fuck?
Like, imagine you graduate 2020,
your senior term gets canceled for the summer
and then the next summer you go.
I'd be like, bro, I haven't hung out with y'all in,
like, dude, I have not seen the guys
I went to the high school with in probably four years.
Like two years after I did not,
like, I mean, I'll keep up
like what they're doing in their life but like I don't really hang out like
anyone I knew in high school high school reunion yeah I would pull up to that I
did I mean I told you about how I had our senior year right up here yeah what's
up since here yeah I mean like I still haven't even talked to him in a while
you know love island I do you watch it I don't I there's a character character
like he's not a real person there's a what do you say contestant like how
would it happen I went to high school with him oh really is it cool yeah
Yeah, we're gonna track with him.
He's mad fast, bro.
Mad fast.
Wait, wait, how old are you again?
I'm 24.
He's 25.
24.
What, when did you, how many followers do you have
again on TikTok?
Yeah, 20 million, don't you?
25 million.
I haven't posted on TikTok in like three,
I don't post on TikTok anymore.
No, I know.
How old were you when you hit 10?
10 million?
Yeah.
By the way, I'm smoking a little bit of that tree if you want to indulge with me
Is that the case, what are you smoking? Are you smoking a like a block of joint or
I'm gonna grab my bong or I might eat an edible. I don't know. I might I might grab my bong real quick
See, see I like to smoke more than edible is it? I'm gonna tell you why I just got it done
I give me one second
Yeah, Bob see the here's the thing though Chad I need an edible
I won't feel it for a bit. I could I could drink I could drink teach have you ever had a THC drink?
Yeah, but that's just kind of like the same thing like I think that I think the
Edible peak high is better
But I think like I mean yeah like smoking a joint to me is like the bat is the best high
Just because it's like
It feels just up the weed
I
Maybe once when I I was hanging out with
One of my friends who has a really high weed tolerance. Okay, actually no the
Anxious no, I've green the the first time I ever got high I
to
miscellaneous edibles
That my friend gave me from Cali
When I was 19 and I greened the fuck out like threw up
Okay, I was about to say when you greet when people green out doesn't that just mean when you throw up cuz like
No, I've never I've never I've never like gotten so high and
Tweaked out. I've gotten like high and like yeah profusely vomited. That's what I think greening out
But like like just smoking in general I have like a threshold like okay
Let's say once a 10 is the high-ness scale 10 being the highest right I can only now get to like a six
Like back when back when I start you're saying you you cap out the highest you can get it
If I get past the six brother, it's gonna get bad it gets bad. Oh, so you can get past the sex. I can oh, yeah
But but I mean like I would have to lock myself in my bedroom and
And hope and whether this anxiety storm one of my mods said they got so high they went to the hospital
Because they thought they were dying. I'm not gonna lie that is fucking hilarious
I
Getting so high that you're like, oh fuck something like I have a friend that's a paramedic and he read he
He goes to a lot of calls of people that are in their 40s
That are like reintroducing themselves to weed and they haven't gotten high since like the 80s and weed so much
stronger so they're getting like 50 milligram animals and then full tweaking and they're like
so for me I'll hit a bomb I'll hit a bomb uh uh when I have time to do like Tony do you smoke
ditches come on you know I smoke ditches now but um I've never rolled a blunt myself I've only smoked
once by it like my friends and
you don't so wait you don't roll
joints but I'm saying I don't like I've
smoked a bunch of ones but I'm going to
work once if my friends like I have a blunt do you roll the
joints or not yet okay okay because rolling joints is
harder than rolling runs really yeah for sure
that would make he would roll a
blunt. We are going to go. He
would roll a joint or he roll a
blunt and then put it in paper
too. Which I saw. Yeah, I got
some homies that well. I got
homies that do that with woods.
That really would blunts though.
Because I do that with woods.
I roll it in paper. Oh, you
kind of have to like like the
But um, I'm gonna say something but then I smoked and I forgot.
That's what's up.
What'd you start?
What'd you start?
What was the first time you smoked?
What was that story like?
The first time I smoked or the first time I got high?
I guess.
You're high.
19.
First time I drank, I was 16.
I'm dead.
Wait, can I bounce up?
So I was trying to heal you so bad.
I thought I was giving myself so he was 19. So what happened? I
was
while I was laying on I was watching TV and
We're watching the we're actually watching the movie the war act
and
I'm eating sour Mike and Ike's and tomato basil crackers
And I'm eating the sour Mike and Ike's it's been about an hour. I'm like, I don't feel shit
I brought into the mic tonight and like
piercing sensation of like
Like mouth like my jaw
Yeah, we're getting fucked though. Let's switch. I'm so please let me tank. This is a terrible deal out of the thing and fucking
What's her name?
Angela Angela bra. What the fuck is this?
Um
But now I'm eating these might be sour ass mic tonight. It goes through my whole mouth
I just start dying laughing and then I'm like
Yo, I want to go take a bath. I feel like that shit would feel crazy
So I go take a bath and in the bathroom feel a little I feel a little nauseous and oh my god, that's weird
So I get out I go sit on the couch and like the thought of throwing up has now entered my mind
Yeah, and it won't leave and so I'm sitting there and I'm breathing mad slow
And I'm like nah, I'm gonna
Let it I'm a offer by the way, I'm gonna die
Oh my god
Whoa
Get in, get in, get in!
I gotcha, I gotcha!
Hey, myself!
What the fuck does my CD with you?
Uh, it, uh, gives you health, I think.
Did you throw up in a shower?
No, I threw up in the toilet, okay, so...
Well the reason I knew I was gonna be fucked up is because my friend that gave him to me was like
Yeah, you should probably you too all you two and then they go
No, I feel too high. I'm gonna go to bed like before. I'm even like speaking and I go
Like that's weird
Right and then I go I got a yak
I go throw up in the toilet and I'm like, yeah, this is what purgatory feels like bro
I swear to God like I have that clock in my head and it made no sense
But I was like oh this is like this is horrible and I remember being like this is a humbling experience
And I probably ate the edible at like 8 30 and I have finished throwing up tell sleep woke up
And then walked back out into living room and it was 11 30 and I swear to God I thought it was like four in the morning
Wow that
Yeah, but I mean since then like I mean I probably get high like genuinely like five six days a week
but like I
Don't know I've never I've never been that high since then ever and I've eaten more edibles and like smoke more than that
I think it was just like the first time I ever got high and I never experienced it so I didn't know
Like what I was gonna feel and then I think it was a mixture of being to I and just tweaking yeah
Yeah, I'm not doing an ass job at Luna right now
How many heels do you have
On three one two three eight thousand. Oh, yeah, I also have eight thousand three hundred. Okay. Okay. I'm eight thousand two hundred
Well, it is you know, God let me tank
Just take brother. You're a healer. They're gonna have this somebody's gonna have to switch. I do. I feel like the mentality is they won't
Like I played modern idols before
They will not hop off. I need one more tank but I got two N-Slock DPS's over here.
Alright, General Giggles.
Oh my god, wait, Groot's available. Hold up, we won, GG.
Holy fuck. Anyways, the first time I got lit, I was 16.
It was at a basketball game, right?
I don't know what you mean, like, outside and then you got high and walk in.
Like a school basketball game. Yeah, we walked outside.
And I was like I was like there's just these two guys are new and they were like yo, we're gonna go smoke
And I was like, yeah, this feels like the first time I should smoke
I'm gonna do it and I did it and I remember all of you know, this should taste awful
I'm fine. I walk back in size and like
The gym at my school had multiple doors
But like the door that made the most sense to go through was just like this first one
And that's exactly where my best friend's dad is staying
Yeah, it's like the first time I've seen it tonight
How high are you?
Oh, I'm fried
I'm fried
And like I look in my eyes and they're red
And I'm like oh, he's gonna and he's a preacher like though in the south. I'm like, oh, it's good like I'm cooked
So I go up to him and no bullshit. I'm like
I was like that was what you
did to like that of it.
Yeah, like my friends is you
need the balls like it made me
tears. Oh, just cancel my
grew up. Oh, that sucks. What
were you saying? Good. I'm
really selling it. Yeah, I
think I'm gonna go sit down.
You know, I'm gonna go sit
down. Yeah, I was just
freaking out like he knew. What
I'm a 16 year old and this is the first time I've ever been high on my life.
And you're like paranoid that everybody knows, like that shit where you just try to start
walking normal so you look like a fucking NGC.
Oh my god.
Now after that, I probably need to get high after that for like six months.
And then I, and then I ate an edible another time and then I probably,
I probably smoked for the first time when I was like 20.
Right.
Now I mean like if I'm smoking I'm usually
going to join it or hit the long I do
a young deal to use a volcano you know
that is it like the like it out of the
bag or it's like a new costume oh that
yes yes no I have had my good all
canceled twice no but I have one of
those that was like a purchase I made
That should have a 600 dollars. I can use it probably four times, but it's the best way to
Do you still like you use it regularly if I have like people over I'll be like alright
Yeah, let's break out the volcano. I think I use it on stream like once or twice
It gets you for it gets you a different type of fries like the best I can explain is like it's cleaner
Yeah, yeah, I smoke blood so it's like I guess I always got a little bit of like the nicotine in it
But yeah, you're the harshest way the worst way to smoke for me is like a bowl when people are like back of all I go
I can't really hit bombs like that I get like that even cuz I get too fried I just I call all I throw up I
I you I don't like clear bomb first a lot friends will smoke the whole like ball in the
bomb seem like one hit I'm like nah I'm taking like many assets
oh this is not good
just go back
Oh my god, I don't think I'm gonna be able to get back to the point, but we get a strange.
I
Shit okay watch for this straight for it
You think they're gonna for actually make a walk. Yeah, I thought we were I thought we were way farther ahead than we were
One of them might like run around top
I
Hey, damn. Oh my god
What's the fuck?
How the fuck did I die that fast?
I died
Yes, I'm spinning back to point
I did it. I did it. I did it.
taking part in shrooms. Yeah. I'm taking like 10 times.
10. 10. I haven't taken them in. I usually have the last
experience. I took penis, Envy mushrooms last time and it was
like a year and a half or not. Probably like a year and a
in a month ago was the name penis and I would I would have an ego debt just off the off the
strength of that I took like a gram and a half started tweaking bro and I'm taking like
more of other shit they were just the strongest I remember I was watching a salmon documentary
of my friend with Morgan Frieden commentating it oh my god whole room started warping
Like, oh my god, I close my eyes.
I close my, what?
How much did you take?
Of that, like, one and a half.
The most I've ever taken was enigma mushrooms.
I took, like, three.
But, like, oh my god.
Not every time I've ever taken mushrooms,
the first half hour's terrible.
Worst experience of my life.
Tweaking. Yeah, you're tweaking.
Tweaking. I'm going, nah, something's wrong.
Because you're literally eating, like, bug poison.
Yeah, like, I like shake my leg up and down,
No matter what is just my ADHD my take whatever you want to call it. But when I take shrooms
It feels like every nerve in my body is on fight
Like I've just got like move and I'm like bro. I'm tweaking and then you get with the slow-mo bully
And then you're good and then it's great
No, it's great
Then I'm listening to ice cube and I'm having a good time or resonance or some chill shit and I'm like oh
This is awesome. You're listening to ice cube ice cube. Yeah, bro. This is how we do it. Look it up
What you already know that song probably that's it is a great song you
The background you tripping and you're throwing on a cue. Yeah
Look at the resonance slow
Let me see let me let me let me tap it with this real quick chat
Lang on the graph in the middle of a field staring at the stars. Oh, I can't trip outside. I have to trip inside
And now I'd walk through the woods alone
No Tark
I went to the woods one time and this is no bullshit. This is a true story all of the nature noises were fucking me up
and there was this one woodpecker and
I mean brother. I was losing it. So like when I was young
I don't know why I did this but when I was young I memorized like more numbers of pie than the average person and
For some reason that was the thing that grounded me. I'm just in my head
I
Like over for like an hour and then my ladies with me she's my girlfriend at the time
She's she's she's tweaked to she's like I get it to cover me with the aliens. I was like yo, baby
Not right now
Not right now
141 fuck
No, I think it's funny. Wait hold up. I'm gonna go grab my bomb and I have a story real quick
I'm telling you chat out
And I just think I guess I went the jelly gets you to tell it, but yeah, I could do it I couldn't it could
I could
I'm listening to I'm listening to resident slow it's a good song right yeah yeah it's
Yeah, it's like like or look up. Oh my god
Look up stolen dance milky chance
But slowed is better slow yes, if it's slow, it's oh my god, it's even better
I
This is probably like casually like a top three song bro. It's going to slow
Okay, I'm not good with it. I
Listen to like every genre of music that's on you like my friends make fun of me for it
Cuz like if I have ox I'll put on like really weird shit
it. Do you want to get because
I do too, bro, I will straight up
foreign music that I don't
understand, but I think it
sounds immaculate. Like, okay,
so I got you when I want to see
what your take is on this. Okay.
Okay. It is called. It is
Did I lose it
Okay, it is called Al Amal a L space AM a L
Wait by L space Amal by Nori and his door. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes
I've been to that real quick gotta watch you I gotta watch I gotta watch this
I
Just set the fire song
The beats amazing
That's what I'm saying, but this is such a good yo
I genuinely felt like when I was listening to the song that like all of the instruments are dancing in the most beautiful way ever
because the there's the dip that's like strings and woodwind instruments but
they're doing this dance brother oh my gosh
is it just lyrics and here since you're not the opposite yeah it's just an
Oh my god. Oh my god. That one's straight to my eyes.
But we can go there. I got one more song for you.
Look up. Look up. She said by the Jinx.
I know that I'm going to talk about this song.
She said by the Jinx.
The Jinx.
Thank you song
Yeah, just some vibey shit dude like this is like a mixture of like rock to
Yeah, no, no, yeah, I was in that bro, but like I listen to I'm adding both these my place
Like I have a vibe slash reggae playlist rap funk rave rock and then foreign I have bro
I love this is like the thing that people don't fuck with like I think funk music is
So good and people think it's noise pollution
Right like like mad apes
like
You think that's bad?
Yeah, like there's good music everywhere.
You just have to look for like what is good to you.
Like I feel like I hate this type of music.
It's like, I don't know.
Now that I make content,
I'm trying to do more things artistically.
I really try my hardest to accept all forms of art,
even forms where I'm like,
I usually say no to this.
Yeah.
And I'm getting into that a lot with rock.
Cuz I like I was on the
So you got it see you got tap me in with that like
Like the instrument or you want like like okay like what cup like speed devil by under
Speed devil by under that's just like a good like there's no lyrics
See, I'm well I was looking for life what I just showed you she said by the jins. Yeah stuff like that
Wait, let me listen to it again, and then I probably give you something that's similar, but she said by what?
What a chat what is that similar to?
do you like like system of a down yeah hell yeah like lonely day it's kind of a
similar vibe
oh dude I love every type of rock to like I'll dude I was in like unironically
listen to like nickel back like right okay blue oyster called the Reaper
Top three rock song five finger death punch gone away good ass song
Let me see oh
My god look up look up gone away five finger death punch, but fast forward of one minute and 40 seconds, okay
This would be like a karaoke song I'd do hammered send me uh, oh good night. Send me
say that name one more time
Gone away by five finger death launch and you said skip to what?
It's a lot, but I like it.
Okay.
I think you would like though.
Do you like Green Day?
Oh wait, I know this song.
You know Five Finger Death Punch gone away?
I know this song.
I've heard of Five Finger Death Punch, but...
Yeah, their music's usually a lot more like non-emotional and more like aggressive.
Right.
Oh, oh, and we're getting there, brother.
Go ahead and throw on, wait a second.
Somewhere I belong, Lincoln Park.
Number one rock song.
go ahead and throw on
Animal I have become by three days
I think I have that song in my place. You have to know that
Yeah
And then there's another one. There's another one what there's another one by three days grace it is
riot
Go on riot real quick life
Riot three days grace
have I heard this one oh yeah fire oh my god do you like like dad rock is the I
think so because this is dad rock isn't that's that rock look how bad I'm gone
I'm going three doors down.
I'm going to go three doors down.
Oh yeah, because it was that song.
He's snarled out.
What song is that?
Yeah.
Yo, let's go to the gym today.
That was like just a begging.
Or fine again by see there.
Last song I'll suggest fine again by see there.
Let me see.
I got what I'm going right now on by in a minute in
Oh, yeah
I
Did you know they're going stupid on this track? Oh shit
This is shit. I like and look guys. I'm new to this so this is cliche corny that don't matter to me because it's new to me
What fight? Oh, I don't know like if it's like dad rock like most divorce dad music shit
Well, I like so good though
Do you like the Eagles I
I don't I don't think I know what that is. What's up witchy woman eagles
They made hotel, California, you know that's okay. Yeah, okay. Okay. Wait, what?
They made that yeah
What was it not oh
No, I'm thinking californication
Like living it up at the hotel California.
Do do do do do that one.
Yeah.
Witchy.
Oh.
Okay.
Oh, this is just like brother,
this is another top five song.
I got a million top five songs.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, this is higher. This is the best song you showed me. What? This one? This song, yeah,
witchy woman. Yeah, that's catching on meanest download ever, brother. Ever. What do you,
Do you listen to music on spotify?
Yeah, yeah, oh, you know no idea fuck Apple music users
My lady my lady like uses Apple music, and I just don't know why
Like it's like spot. It's part of my not better. It's just better. It's just better
It's just better that bro. It's either Spotify music
Or I'm using YouTube music with YouTube premium like I feel like it's then it's like blue skin
It's like why am I buying Apple music maybe I mean sometimes bro
There probably is like a situation where it's like looped into your like phone plan or something
Always use Spotify, I've never really never not
Yeah, oh
Do you want to have another one or what? I'm down to hop in another one if you
Now I'm locked in yeah
Yeah, no, right?
Nah, but when I'll-
We feel crazy reports this now.
I, yo, I'm not gonna lie, if I'm in a Marvel rival lobby alone at night, I will fucking
straight up, grow on full blast funk music and act like I'm actually in a pro match.
And I'm like, not act like I'm in a pro match, I go, I'm locking the fucking, like full
silence.
Yup.
I'm, and that's why, like that, no, I do so much better off stream.
I swear.
because I'm trying so much harder.
Because there's no, like, being entertaining.
Like, dude, if I'm in an actual Marvel Rivals latch alone
outside of coming, I'm dead silent.
Like, I'm not talking at all.
First of all, I'm glad you said that.
Chats.
Both chats.
Yeah, I don't realize.
Like, a lot of the times I'll be like, oh,
he's talking too much.
Like, you're talking too much over the game,
or you're not talking enough or anything like that.
Yeah, I've got to understand.
When you normally play video games,
You're not talking at all.
You're not talking at all.
You're dead.
You're doing the silo.
I hate when I play like comp games and people are like, bro,
you're not like, you're literally not talking.
I'm like, yeah, because I'm listening.
I'm like, where are they?
Where the god?
We not going to let you?
You better be bare and broke.
Not bare and broke.
I'm not trying to have.
OK.
What is it?
Do you hear this?
Yeah, I'm muted.
Yeah, so it's like, however good we get it in video games,
to remember if we're on stream with those games, 25% of our concentration that would be going to the
game is with y'all. And it depends on how good of a stream you are. What is the mute button?
You do escape settings and then you'll see them. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Holy fuck that guy.
Like is that like a he's like literally just calming nothing, but he's just feeling air. What were you saying? Sorry?
That no matter how good we are at a game if we're doing it live with people at bare minimum 25% of our focus is going towards
entertaining oh
That's bare minimum like the good streamers can really like lock in get three kills. Yeah. Oh, thanks for the dough
No, thanks for this. Oh, yeah, appreciate you. What am I doing tomorrow streaming and then lock in to get three more?
I'm not there yet. I got to get better at streaming, but yeah, like you know, what are you doing out of it? Yeah
Cuz it cuz then I just start flip flop. I started looking at a tattoo much. I started doing dumb shit wasting old sin all that
Yeah, bro, or like I'm sitting like people be like Joe
You're playing a puzzle game. You suck at puzzles, bro. Number one. I do
But I'm doing worse because I'm also like talking that I'm not like sitting there going. Oh, what's such like one object?
I'm currently interacting with and how's this going to affect the future game play in terms of like finding out what the password is
This is the walk like I'm not doing that like I'm sitting here trying to fucking you know
Varp and like I'm like getting into the character that I'm playing the game or some bullshit
Yeah, it's like I'm not sitting here going. Oh, you know, I'm actually gonna meta game the fuck out of this horror game
Also, it's like y'all have seen this so it all of these
Bro it's so obvious. Yeah, bro to you. You've seen it. Yeah, bro. I had it before
I'm fucked around with a tesseract trying to open it like
Or it's a game they probably hate when it's a game they've played and they're like you're an idiot
And I'm like bro. You already know the
Y'all do that
And then I look over at chat my chat just saying what all crack
Atlas Thomas stop dub Jake dragon
Davy Sillian Paul taking for the possibilities lucky for the four on mere max shadow Lincoln
Oh, I'm thinking some style a ghost a sucka monkey and jet thinking for the sub sorry if I miss any other donors pull up
Part I'm walking in
Should I unmute this one guy
I'm keeping it muted
Yo, what's up, what's going on spider-man? Sorry, I have you muted at the start of the game
I'm locked in
I'm muted you because you're yapping and I was like also having a side conversation
I couldn't focus because you're saying something and I was like, I'm sorry
I
Joe Bart, oh no you sound just like him though like I can honestly
Oh
This is just content creator, bro. I can't stand them
Can you say type in chat?
Oh funny funny, you know funny you may have got a catch up earlier
He's in the box
Go off, go off
I'm gonna, oh that's it is
I always wonder from the outside perspective Marvel rivals probably looks like the most
confusing game of all time to somebody that's never played it oh my god I love
this character I'm kind of right now so you know what we're kind of with it with
it oh you think that there's a certain level of high that makes you better at
games yes but but but it's a very thin line yeah it's like my trodo saying
that'll be what if I even edible and play video games it's like first 30
minutes I'm not high then it's like 45 minutes of like locking in and then I
I can't play anymore.
Yep.
And then I do keep talking to her.
Well, it's gonna be bad round.
Where's the solo?
Put it on the stream in LA, I hope.
Oh well, I don't see it in LA.
You ever been in LA, Joe?
Uh, you know, I've been like,
San Francisco, in Diego.
Uh, I'm not gonna touch the solo.
I'm never been in LA.
Mike go in August now
So my mom was a refugee I was born in Nashville
But then like I was born in that like middle time of her getting stationed to where she's actually supposed to go
But she gets in the country
Born in Asheville and then we immediately moved. I wasn't even like one
We immediately moved to
Kansas, Georgia. So it's like
Yeah, I mean
But the south side just out from the south
What does I mean that's
We're kind of getting
I'm going to TP new spawn room.
Somebody in my chat said you're like a nomad.
I mean, not.
I'm not like a nomad.
I mean, like now you just, you're in US.
Well, what was born in the US?
I know I'm saying, I'm saying, but like, you're not like a nomad is something.
I don't think a nomad.
In my mind the nomad is somebody that's like, oh, yeah, I lived in Germany that I moved to Switzerland that I moved to Canada
No, that's never
I'm dead. I'm not a nomad, but I think you'll be a no man oob a lot
Oh my god, dude, I'm just now I'm a jackpot
You were nomadic, yeah
How why did he cut me out the fuck I'm a get off here not play Emily now why are
you fried I mean yeah I'm high but like I just feel like me playing Evan to that
comp like I was just getting fucking basketball beat around you know I'm
I'm uh, I'm getting off healer and switching to DPS so
Yo wait you swap yo
Double I could go Luna should I go Luna or Jack?
I love playing what
What do you what oh do you think is you're gonna get the most value? Oh, definitely
I just think Jeff so fun
That's crazy
like he's cool. I think Jeff is so fun to play. He's a silly little shark that
swims around, blows bubbles.
All right, here we go. You're about to witness the tournament winning Luna.
Marvel Rock and the tournament losing
Now you're gonna play like king
Okay, there's a dog
All right summer dodge at summer dodge
Come on die
We got a foot in the water?
Yeah, just different our toes in.
You know, gotta get a feel of the team.
Somebody needs to come over here.
Oh my god, we are getting actually pushed back so aggressively right now.
I am full walking in. 100% of my thinking capacity is in this game. I've got it. I've got it.
Like that one movie, Chappell. That one movie where the girl takes a bunch of drugs and
She gets really smart.
Lucy.
Yup, yup, yup.
So let's get one of them.
Hey, Snow.
We got second tank.
I'm not gonna.
Oh, we need another tank?
Oh, I'm gonna.
Yeah.
Wow.
I almost have all.
We'll be fine.
Emma, just like time it perfectly, grab your Hulk.
Then I'm just gonna like, you know,
right on him so we can knock him out of the ball.
Y'all, I'll first.
Not good, not good, not good at all.
Oh
Laughing
Wow
We're fighting an uphill battle right now. I hope so top same with him
Max dead
Watch for the whole if you like to like come sit in the park. He's 11
I'm gonna grab
got him, got him, got him, oh fucking beautiful
there we go, now tell me I'm not the best doctor strange man
oh jesus
do you have the style to leave it now?
yeah dude
that was a mistake, why would you go through that way?
You'll find somebody back here.
Oh, I got my all.
Who should I?
Oh.
Who's like?
You could walk around their side over on me.
And honestly, I think sometimes it's like take a little bit of damage, but that way I
do this concept.
What do you mean?
Wait, wait, wait.
You want me to like, oh, you want that?
I'm not using my freeze enough, yeah?
Ooh, I'm dead.
Aw, you're getting streamsnived.
Oh no, your username is your full name.
Well, yeah, I didn't know that when...
I thought that when you put on sleep remotes, it's always block out.
Nah, it's block for the first, like, minute.
I know you're saying lost in brother. I'm doing everything I can right now. I'm putting 100% of my effort
Okay, we locked it right here
I'm going to try to grab her.
I
Was dead
Max dead
I'm gonna fucking full sprint back
Oh
Do we have do we have work do we have work
Yeah we do okay.
Oh I'm running!
Oh we don't!
I'm just falling for it.
I'm 95% please.
No!
That was a shit game.
Yeah it was.
I just couldn't dive them.
I was getting fried.
You got one more?
I got one more.
Yeah, I got one more.
I can't go out on an L.
Gotta get a win.
Are you in Diamond right now?
Yeah, what about you?
Yeah, somehow.
This would be a D-rank game now.
right now? Yeah, what about you? Yes, I'm on. This would be a
D rank game now. Gavin, take it to three. I'm not listening to
that right now. I'm sorry. Suck Alec, run and snipe, take it
with a sub trick and Alice for the sub pun out. Pun out,
bro. Thank you for the sub. Sillian, take it to three.
I, Simon P, Paul, take it to the thousand, but he's
monkey for the four. Sam and Matt, take it to the sub.
Oh, and Max, take it to the sub. Gay, take it to three.
I'll be back in like 30 seconds chat hold up.
And it's Tony my parlay.
I apologize, bro.
The costume markets are tipping
for me and Joe right now.
Chad, we got you guys.
We got you.
That's in your color.
What do you mean?
Conning my wife is out of the house
because of that bitch.
Yeah, I'm back. Sorry. I'm
You're good. You're good.
Somebody said, uh, Tony, I lost
the, uh, the house on my
I said the cost. Yeah, but the
cost she markets for me and you
but we're tipping the scales
right now. Yeah, I mean, dude,
it got to a point where we won
what four in a row. So then
everybody was just going, oh,
well, they gotta win.
We lost two in a row, we lost one, then I hit the ball and we talked about music and then we lost that.
What's our record right now, chat? 4 and 2?
4 and 2 or 5 and 2.
It's 4 and 2.
8.
You got any crazy jokes coming up?
Content-wise it's just like shit that you're trying to do.
Alarm and I'm loading.
What, like any bigger stuff?
I got a video I'm posting soon that I did with Jack Pembroke. Do you know who Jack Pembroke is?
He went on a like a swingers cruise together
Or like the free the world's freakiest cruise
I did a video where I try to bar and every on every cruise ship and he did a video
What did you do on that cruise?
We would just walk up to people and say we were swingers
I got an upside-down pineapple tattoo on my leg now.
But yeah, we walk up to people, say we were swingers.
We acted like a gay couple for like five days.
But for what though?
Like what was the experience?
The video was Jack, that was,
that I did a video where I was just reviewing every part.
Jack's video was, I went on the world's freakiest cruise.
So it's like, he heard this.
There's somebody posted out like Virgin Voyages
being a swinger's cruise, where people get like freaky
and the shows are weird and stuff like that.
So that was like the video.
Okay, man, that's what's up.
There's one part, yeah, there's one scene.
I mean, I mentioned it to my chat.
We'll see it when it comes out.
But it's like, there's one shit that, oh my God,
crazy.
The guy showed up to our room, had a husband.
Jack was like, yo, you could come to our room.
And he was like, my husband wouldn't like that.
So it wasn't even a swingers, just a dude that wanted to cheat.
And then Bro pulls up, like he's waiting for us
on the stairs.
And I just run to the room, bro.
I'm like, oh my god.
And I didn't interact with him.
He only knew who Jack was.
So he didn't know what I looked like.
So he was like, yo, what's up?
HF Joe at the Continental Breakfast the next day, just looking at him.
Well, I wasn't worried about it because I wasn't the one that talked to him.
Jack did and then he got on your show up and then the dude knocked on our door
and stood outside for like 15 minutes thinking we were about to have like a three-way.
But yeah, then Jack woke up with anxiety the next day.
He's like, bro, what if we see him, man?
I'm like, you probably will.
He did.
Bro just stared at him.
He was like, what if he said something to me?
I'm like he's not gonna fucking say anything. He's just trying to cheat on his husband
You know, like what is he gonna say? Why didn't you have sex with me last night?
That's uh, hey that's a story
Yeah, and then I I was like let's get a tattoo and I was like
I could get a pineapple to commemorate it because like swingers pineapples, but it's upside down
I was gonna get it right side up and the tattoo artist
I'd like for drinks the tattoo artist is like
Oh, why don't you get it upside down?
Because he was like there was like it was crazy to tattoo artists were all from different countries
Like they all got like because they all get um
Like hired for a contract and they like live on the boat for like a month or two months or ever long
But he's like yeah, you should get it off that on and like oh what a great idea
I get it and then right after I'm like oh wait now people are gonna think I'm a slain
Yeah, absolutely. Yeah, but now I have it on my way
Oh, yeah
No, but I'll tell you that on
I usually do like some blogs and then just like bigger stream ideas
Nothing like she's crazy
Yeah, nothing too crazy, but that's all fridge
Definition of a crazy story
I thought we were going to cap that.
They don't know I'm here yet.
I'm a boss.
I'm a stream sniping.
Bench.
Bench.
Bench.
Bench.
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everybody moving like crazy I can't hit anyone
what why y'all come into this room
I got everybody just with me. Damn!
The bells ring the bells!
I don't even know what to do anymore.
Woo!
I'm gonna ult him!
Oh my god, beautiful.
We cap
Did y'all see that
What happened
But I pulled up to the room with with one of the healers and the whole team was in the room
Oh, everybody jumped in there. Everybody jumped in there. So I went. Oh, I'm gonna jump in there
And then we just fought in that room
Oh
I'm gonna oh, were you playing with Tony?
What was the other way you said you're dead though
Not a single limb off that oh, yeah, there wasn't I mean they were the healers were grouped up, but we got point
Yes, not all about kills
Thanks today
One day one day
Fuck
I'm still just walking at him.
Nah, I feel like I am so locked in his Emma.
Oh
The guards so far back
What
I'm trying all around the corner when I get my uh
oh we team wiped
nope nevermind
NO!
fuck
Oh, damn!
Let me see this.
Joe played Battlefront 2.
Nope!
How did I get to half health right there?
Did she do that much damage from me that quick?
I must've got hit by somebody else.
I
Increases damage. Yeah, I know that I'm just saying like I must have gotten hit by somebody else
Oh my god rocket actually just kept me alive there. That's fucking crazy
I'm going to have the ult.
Oh, I feel like I should have waited, I thought Hart was too close.
Oh
Oh
Wow
And we bring it
right. Heroes could make all
the difference. What's the
current right? Diamond 3 jet.
What's like the max you think
you could reach? Have you just
played a whole season? Like
all season straight? What's
what's above diamond? Uh
GM GM. Yeah, I basically found
play rivals like you know I mean yeah I think I get the GM 2 GM 2 yeah I'd hit
hmm this might be a little ego here I'm doing I played like you know however
many hours a week and I'm like genuinely trying I think I have like GM 1
Celestial 3 I think I hit like Celestial like what Celestial
But I would only I'm basically just only play like the three
Just like I wouldn't ever flash
Yes, I needed to
Yo, y'all say cap chap, but I got to dive me like I know ones my peak right so it's like
I know I could get up there
Especially about nothing but time to do it
Yeah, it's just like gross. I think the only thing I don't like
is the seasons like I know it's because they update the game so often. I wish this season
was longer because like I don't play enough. It's because you after full reset where you
didn't reach that stitch full rank, you just take 10 placements and it's like, oh
Wow they're walking us.
Oh my god.
What the hell?
You're TP bro, TP TP.
Yeah.
Oh you're fucking kidding me.
I'm gonna report it, there's no point.
They wanted that, they wanted that real bad.
I gotta, I gotta remember to go for the Luna.
I
Know
My band the guys to him asking me to play Battlefront to holy shit. I'm not playing a fucking Star Wars game
Oh
Yeah, we lock in right here Ted don't worry. I'll be walking walking. We already push it. We just got to stop
No
fucking 10 times
Hi, he's dead perfect
What am I giving kid
goes great winnable this is stupid
he's trying to hold this corner but I knew that the second I pressed he kind of
have to just hold point I love you thank you bro it's you Joe thank you I
I say it all sad. Thanks man.
Pretty cute.
Ooh what a oh.
Oh my god.
I'm getting low here.
Oh no dad.
Nope.
oh my god no fucking way how hell no
yeah I'm switching spawn rooms on that one
That's a guaranteed death
We are so staggered
Yeah, I didn't make any time.
Bro, I feel like M.O.C. is not that bad.
Yeah, he wouldn't even get Orson's dangerous buddy! Come on, kill him! Please!
Yeah, just a fuck out of here, loser!
Oh my god
Yeah, so for this we do our rocket. Oh we have rocket. Oh
He did that shit
I feel like we are so over rotated.
I have real real real real.
Right when they say they are walking towards us.
Oh my God I'm driving.
back up back up the healers are in this room though perfect
that all wasn't great I mean I had both healers in the same room they're just
Wow, he threw back so close I was walking the wrong way.
A minute and 30.
I can't.
I
Rock it rocket when he comes back to that step on last second
Just step on last second when you can
I'm actually gonna swap for
Holy shit
That was
Holy shit
I'm fine, but that's fine. There's a the last place where it matters. Oh my god, just go for her
Oh, you're late and the peeler.
That's fire man, this is this was great job.
I really appreciate tapping in bro, tapping in with me, bro.
This is a fun ass stream.
Yeah, man.
It really was brother.
Well, Joe check out another day or swim ship or whatever.
I'm super down.
Super down.
Super down.
Joe, y'all be easy Joe later, brother.
Later, bro.
Have a good day.
You too?
W Tony, bro chat. That was a fun a stream
Um, I know I didn't talk to you guys that much there, but that was just fun to do
But yeah, we're gonna call that their chat. If you have anybody's you have a watch give them a play video
Especially a game such tab. I'll be live tomorrow at like
Well, we know I won't be live tomorrow. Sorry. I'm not live tomorrow. I will be live Friday at noon. Yes
He were doing react Saturday
More scale the deep random games as well probably a noon as well
Sunday Reacts and JXRocker League turning Monday,
Yugi collab, Brovy Bro, Tuesday not live,
next Wednesday horror games, other random shit,
maybe a Brovy Bro as well, like 2v2 wise then,
maybe the growth shot review, like punishment wheel thing.
And then next Friday, we're doing the Cameraboyce charity
stream, or Cameraboyce foundation charity stream,
matching shots that was up to 10K Reacts as well.
And then I'm going to 27th of the first,
posting the Jack Bamberg video probably while I'm gone
and the other videos as well.
And I might be vlogging too.
Just thank you for the three.
Cookie, it's Pupa, a C bar for the sub.
Just thank you for the three.
Snipple, and Seal, thank you for the sub.
Dub, Jake, stop, and I, Sam, Ward, Eve,
and Mira for the sub, Paul, for the thousand buddies chat.
I got a dip though, appreciate y'all.
And I hope you guys had fun watching.
And I will see you guys tomorrow.
I think Tony's gonna still stream
because he said he was doing other shit,
so I'm gonna rate him.
But yeah, appreciate y'all, I hope you had fun,
and I'll catch y'all later.
We are going to rate in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1.
See you guys on Friday.