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On this fan fucking
Tastic Wednesday
Wait hold up doing intro then ready in like 510. I'm sorry. Hold up chat today
We are doing a 2v2
Bro the bro. I know I'm late. I'm not actually well
I'm late compared to when I said I was gonna be live on Monday today
But we ended up moving the times of the bro V bro. We were supposed to start at 2 now
We're starting at 3 so that's why I'm live right now
Anyways chat the only thing we're doing today is the 2v2 bro V bro mods. Please don't change title. Hold up
They already did
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I knew they were gonna change it to the alpha gal balding shit. It's Tuesday. It's not Tuesday dickhead. It's Wednesday. Anyways
Today's chat, here's the schedule.
Today we're doing a 2v2 Bro V Bro.
Either best of 7 or best of 9.
We'll get into the specifics in a second.
Here's the only thing we're doing today.
It's probably going to take five hours.
To me and Jink C versus Ron and Jason.
Tomorrow we're going to be doing a random game day.
We have a few things we're going to be doing.
We're going to be starting out with these higher slash lower.
If you guys remember the Google game higher lower,
where you're supposed to guess if one specific search has
more searches than the other one that it's showing you.
There's a whole website now that's
dedicated to higher, lower for people's net worth, countries,
IQ, a bunch of shit, so it's really fun.
We're going to be doing that tomorrow
into Tales Beyond the Tomb, No Witnesses,
and then we're going to finish Scale the Depths as well.
I don't know what order we're going to do that,
but we're doing three games tomorrow, three things tomorrow,
I guess, one horror game, one interactive chat game,
and then Scale the Depths.
Friday's going to be a charity stream for the Cameron Voice Foundation.
We are matching chat stone-os up to $10,000.
We are fighting epileptic seizures in premature epileptic seizure death.
That is the majority of what the Cameron Voice Foundation does.
They do a few other things as well, which we'll get into, but that'll be a React Day
slash charity stream. Then I'm gone, the 27th to the first.
I'm going to be gone for five days.
I will be posting on YouTube every day that I'm gone.
And then we're going to be back running out stream the second
we're going to do storytime and gaming.
The third is going to be reacts the fourth, fourth of July.
I'm not live.
And then we're going to be definitively
into the midst of our summer stream schedule
where I'm live about four to five days a week,
probably five days a week, one week, and then four days a week.
The next week we'll go from there.
A lot of content upcoming, a lot of content planned.
We have streamer games in August,
much other shit that we're going to be doing,
special content wise as well.
Maybe a try not to cringe upcoming,
The gross shot challenge we're going to be doing,
I think July 6th, and then the next charity stream
after that's going to be July 17th.
Also, we hit five mil on YouTube like four or five days ago.
On my community post tab, you can like or comment
your favorite charity.
I'm going to be donating 50K, 10K to five charities,
the top five charities of chat's choice,
or I guess the YouTube audience's choice.
Um, there's like some that are, you know, definitively going to win like Alvea sanctuary is doing really has a lot of likes. Um, AFSP has a lot of likes. So there's a bunch of charities up there.
Only other thing I wanted to say before he hop in, I said I was going to talk about it in the content section. There was a tech talk of me going off on a guy in my chat telling me to post on tech talk.
And I thought he was spamming it, maybe he wasn't.
Either way, I was rude, you know?
He said post more on Tech Talk and I was like,
shut up, I hate Tech Talk, timed him out.
So I get from that person's perspective, I was mean,
and I am genuinely sorry to that individual
if I upset you for you to tell me to post on Tech Talk.
The reason I had that guttural reaction
is because I have ranted about how I don't like that app
multiple multiple times and I get spammed to post on tech talk every day
So I guess from my perspective. I had just assumed that this chatter had known that but from their perspective
They were just coming into my twitch stream asking me to post on tech talk. So I'm sorry, right?
Um, I don't think it was that big of a deal
I did see a lot of people in the comments being like damn Joe's egos getting to him
Brother somebody somebody was saying Joe's ego is getting to him. He was better in 2022. Yo, yo
Do me a favor and rewatch my streams from that era. I
I mean, you don't you're misremembering history, brother
I was a crash out if you think I'm a crash out today
Holy shit, you should have seen you should have seen the fucking the content then you know what I think it is too
It's cuz like the reaction I had was like more monotone and just annoyed
Whereas that you it used to be a crash out
So it like felt like I guess in their perspective less content and more like oh, this is just rude
But both scenarios I'm losing my shit I guess
No, no take it for the 20 gifted subs. Thank you for the good stuff. Thank you for the 20 gift is I appreciate that but yeah, no chat um I
Don't know I saw some other shit people were like Joe's mood has been down
And I'm like yeah
Yeah, I just started therapy by the way dub
But the mood has been down
Congratulations, you have you have you've cracked the code
The mood the mood has been worse, but you know, we're working again. We're working. We're working to fix that
I think it's like yeah, I don't I think the baseline mood going into a stream might just be lower
Not because I don't like stream. It's just like
I'm dealing with shit. You know what I mean? So it's like, I don't know, but
No, I still understandable
I was like I I just wanted to mention that before we hop into the bro v bro today, my bad
Big and I'll think of it a three got my carpet. He gives much or yesterday. Love it. W therapy over you're doing okay
Thank you. I sick big for the submanics to the sub major thing of it a three
I watch most of your playthroughs could have watched the lucky dad because your cashouts back then dude literally I was I feel bad
When people okay, I feel bad, but at the same time I'm like dude
There's people that'll rewatch my telltale playthrough for the walking dead from like four years ago and be like Joe
You're so annoying what and they're mad at me now
And
They're mad at me now, and I'm like bro. That was four years ago
You're what they're like Joe. How did you not know where the pillow was in the walking? I'm like, bro
We're still on that. It's like how people get mad at Burlesi's telltale play through from like five years ago
He sits there. He's like, you know, why are we still talking about this right now?
Yeah, I just like what am I supposed to say, you know what I mean? Like, oh shit. Yeah, I'm sorry when I was 19
I crashed out on telltale. Yeah
Major thing even the three life thing for the three
Yeah, no, you're getting banned
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Can't think of the three I have seen the Joe arpalose videos. He's very accurate in his representation
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Average of our YouTube Vod watcher. I hope you have a decent stream and win the bro v bro
Thank you that and they take it for the sub suck. Thank you for the five gift
It's also don't send bets today chat
I'm not going to be able to read them during this ruby bro
Can we pin that potentially as long as as well as the schedule Mike and a take of the sub that Tanner in fact
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Well, I hope you're all right. I'm sorry you're going through that
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Roger is zero and broken thinking of the sub as well chat. Are we ready to lock the fuck in?
Oh, I didn't write down the games.
Wait, hold up.
Oh fuck, Ron call.
Wait, let me write down the games that we have.
Let me write down the games that we have.
Give me like four seconds.
I wanted to write it in a doc for you guys and I forgot.
Oh my God.
Excuse me.
bro where the fuck is it we wrote down all the games oh here they are okay wait
let me write this down let me write this down rainbow rocket league
sorry this is literally going to take it'll just make it so much easier to do
a YouTube intro. Neutrals, 2v2 spelling bee, combined IQ test. Fall Guys, duo win. Mecha,
Chameleon to V2 CS go who know
Geo guess her okay
Look I
Think this is a fair lineup of games. They're already in call together. I am a dork. Let me join
Junior the second yep
Time's up
All I know his name on his plane today. All right, if he touches the ball, I'm gonna fucking scream
bro, Jason
You took a picture laying down next to a CR seven jersey and then said he's asked
And then two days later laid down next to a messy jersey and then two days later said CR sevens to go again, bro
Like bro, I'm gonna rock you, bro
Side and stick to it
Seeing you in every jersey
A little fun and go to the World Cup games and learn the game all right
Yo Joe, bro, I'm getting my get back well same with you Jinxie. I haven't won a bro vs. Bro ever
I'm claiming my first rovers bro win today like that as you say that and then you willingly opt in to do a 2v2
two spelling bee with Jason as your teammate. Yeah, he's spelling. I must have a chance
for time. I want a spelling bee in second grade. I'm not even kidding. I want to. Yeah,
bro. Spell iridosa, Clydes, JNC. I R I D O S a.
What is that?
What is that?
Bro, nobody uses those words.
Like, no one uses...
Wait, what even is the erudous acytus?
What is that?
I have no idea.
That's the meme from that vine from like ten years ago.
Oh, I do remember that meme.
That is a classic.
That is a classic.
Wait, damn, everyone's eating food, bro.
Should I order food?
I bet.
Yeah, order a...
We already know you have food this morning.
Yo, that...
I feel like we should have some sort of like punishment for the losers and on each side.
It shouldn't be the same all around.
Loser has to eat the entire Cane's menu.
You just want to eat Cane's.
That sounds like art palpitations and then imminent death.
Oh, yeah, I did have wait I had one but it's kind of lame. It's more just like torture
There's a game I played called well
This would only be a punishment that would be applicable to Ron and Jason
How to make an atomic bomb in your back garden
It's like a three-hour game and you actually make an atomic bomb in your back
Play a video game. That's like you brother
Well, you might as well say the parchment is the gym like shit
We always do bro like come on like let's just let's just like let's use
Did you pay out that 5k to like people that liked your liked and retweeted your fuss about
the
Oh great question Joe.
No he got lagged by community gunline for misinformation literally.
I literally said that I'm going to get it in 2027 June that's what I said.
And I have a lot of money.
So you're going to do a Florida payments to the followers?
Jason's on Florida.
It's actually he gets like $5 a month and I think he I think it ends in like what is
it 2028 44. I think you get your final payment. Yeah, he only your 208 44. He'll get his final
payment. What is Clark with? You know,
hey rich people, bro. That's serious. Like
Clark is a buy now pay later, but like in installments. So if you order like a burrito
from Chipotle, you could pay it like $5 a month for four months.
So Ron, what do you mean you're paying Jason on Klarna?
What happened?
Is it a wager or something?
Well, I told him that I'd give him $10,000 if I got a six pack.
It's 2025.
He put it on his mom, he put his cars on it, he put burger on it, he put my entire family
on it, and I still got the 10K.
So basically he's receiving $10 a month until the year 2844.
I don't know. I don't know.
Yeah.
Just go to the casino and put 10K on red and if it hits, you give him the money and if it doesn't, that was his bet.
Or if it hits, I go buy a car and if I lose, I keep going till I win.
What car are you going to buy for 10 grand?
Wow, like, Jinxie and Joe need to be careful, bro.
What car are you?
What cars can I buy, bro?
What car are you going to buy?
Oh, and because you're not going to buy a used 2004 Toyota,
you're going to fucking buy a new one.
That's a good car.
That's a great car.
God, I'm buying a Toyota.
You're a sick car, bro.
A good car.
That's so fun.
All of your cars are like $240,000.
Like, what are you eating, dude?
Thank you.
You're not going to buy a $100,000 SUV.
OK.
You're not going to buy a fucking $10,000 car, Ron.
You know you're not.
Oh, Jason, why are you giggling, bro?
You owe someone a Tesla, bro.
No, I'm giving away a car.
I'm literally giving away a car, bro.
That's the Mickey, bro.
You owe someone a Tesla.
Give me away a Rivian.
That's a great car.
That's a $40,000 car.
Who's giving to you, bro?
Who's giving to you?
I'm still giving away.
OK, so what are the games, all the games you selected?
I wrote them down.
Would you like me to rattle them off?
Could you give a notepad, Joe, on your desktop?
Yeah.
Well, I wrote a doc.
I have okay. Well, this is this is up for disagreement. So it's not like we could we could hash out what the specifics are here
We're doing a bro the bro
Okay, you donated it to the government how humble of you
You know you could pay off the the US debt on a website right if you want to oh, let's check it out
How much is the US debt?
So the total national US debt is approximately 39 point 28 trillion which breaks down you got that a hundred fourteen thousand dollars per person
That's not bad who are we in debt to bro grass like what like what the fuck does that even countries and
and citizens.
If you buy trans bonds, the government's in debt to you.
Joe, everyone, isn't every country in debt to everything?
No, there's countries that have positive value.
There's a lot of like, like European countries.
I'm pretty sure the Netherlands is like in the green.
Somebody fetched it.
So why does it, Elon Musk just give everyone in the world
$100,000 to get all paid off?
Wait, Joe, if the US is in debt, then how do we make money?
What do you mean we?
No, never been.
Individuals.
Wait, I can't get things done.
Is the Netherlands in the positive or no?
There's a country that are in the green.
They're $524 billion in public debt roughly.
Oh, shit.
Wait, why are we counting countries?
No, there's a country, not.
There's countries in the green.
What is a country that is not in debt, chat?
Is that a bit of a-
I'm going.
Yo, why are we talking about economics?
I thought we were doing a Bro-V-Bro.
Maybe this is a part of the Bro-V-Bro.
China China owes us. There is no completely independent sovereign country in the world with absolutely zero national debt
Oh my god modern economic systems rely on government barring to fund infrastructure managed castles to make
It's like this like money shit is just useless. Why don't we all just make shit free and we just come to agreements when we get shit
Simple as that bro. It's like it's just yeah, why don't we just go back to the barter system?
What is the bar?
Barter system like fucking young dog like Bart. No where it's like I have like 30 wheat and I need 10
You know bowling balls and we trade
So I don't fuck what you want 10 bowling balls when you go to the bar. I'm correct me if I'm wrong the barter system was pretty money
Yep. Yeah, there was no currency
for like twenty bread. We're
like what? Meal would not be
worth. A meal would be like
far more, yeah. Yeah, meal
would be worth like throwing the
couple haystacks to. Alright so
here's the game. So we have rough
best of seven meaning first of
four. If it goes by really
quickly we'll do best of nine.
Our games that we have soft, me and Jakesy,
are Rainbow and Rocket League in which he would play.
And there's Crutches.
Yes, there would be Crutches to Jason and Ron
to give them an advantage.
And their games are Fortnite and Valorant.
And you said, that's our game?
You air it.
Come on, come on.
Any shooter or game?
Do you want to give it to me?
Well, Fortnite is obviously your game.
That is, there's no chance.
You have a fucking former pro in Fortnite.
Man, you can do it.
I'm current, bro.
I'm current.
No, no, no.
Joe, I'm at current pro.
He had a top pro, Joe, and he played Div3 West.
He's like, it's pretty limiting, bro.
I'm going to be honest.
And Valorant.
OK, Valorant.
And then we would have, as neutral games,
so those games would have some sort of crotch
for the opposing team if you choose them.
You don't need to choose those games.
The neutral games are going to be, as Ron's request,
So 2D2 Roblox spelling bee.
A combined IQ test.
So you take both.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
Wait, wait, wait.
You want to do that?
Wait, why are you doing that?
Landon, oh, did we say we're doing a combined IQ test?
Ron, Ron, don't worry.
Don't worry, Ron.
We got this.
I got this, bro.
Combined IQ test.
Fall guys duo wins.
So me and Jakesy with Q and you and Ron with Q,
and we would just play until one of us wins.
We would both just play until one of us wins.
Yeah, you would just do a Q until you win a game.
Yeah, separate part.
And then we have Mecha-Kameleon 2v2.
So you would just, you probably have no whistles.
You would just kind of custom make the lobbies
for the rounds are pretty short
and you would have two Seekers, two Hiders.
CS go, I don't know if that'd be a death match
or like just like a first to like seven rounds or something.
So do a little 2v2.
Dude, but I think if you do a battle with it,
we shouldn't really do CS now.
How about that crime, bro?
It's like going down on games for them.
If we did Valorant, this is kind of a G.C. question.
G.O.G. got you.
Which you want to do like GIFs play,
or would you want to do like just like an actual,
would you want to play TDM or like actually like
we're playing a spike, playing a real game of Valorant?
There's skirmish, skirmish.
There's a skirmish, so you can just do G.O.G.
G.O.G. how good are you at G.O.G.
G.O.G. so you think we could beat them?
I know that if the sun is in the northern hemisphere,
then we're probably in the east side of the world.
Yeah, we do have GeoGuessr on there.
If you don't think that's fair for a neutral,
we could give you some sort of crutch.
No, we're good.
Trust.
GeoGuessr won't keep a vibe, though, but I don't know if GeoGuessr knows.
He doesn't understand the world, bro.
What do you guys do?
I've been on the tool.
OK, I'm going to say this right now to avoid people in the chat being in the way.
GeoGuessr is not a neutral game.
You guys will get talked.
There is no world where that is a fair neutral.
Yeah, I think Joe's like gold, and I'm like silver.
Well, me and you both went, we went semi-finals in the trombone.
Could do a discord staring contest.
I would say discord staring contest.
Why don't we all order four heads of lettuce
and see who can eat it the fucking fastest as the side two?
No, the four KDAC combos, you said?
You got, could do a push up fade, y'all.
I mean, I could just have him out in the push up fade.
I'm not doing that.
Yeah, you could do four person chess.
That's not fair either, though.
You can do 2v2 chess.
Guys, act like we're just like not capable of anything.
I was going to say we would do, if we did Uno, it would just,
Uno and the spelling bee, it would just be whoever wins
would win for their team, because you can't play as a duo.
Someone said, oh, Marvel, not a whole of a shout.
I'm going to do, oh, Marvel.
Oh, Marvel is like a rascal.
How are you doing with the Marvel?
Like, the Marvel is also the dumbest shit ever, bro.
You just make your fate.
You literally go, oh, Marvel is like,
a random number generator, bro.
No, it's not.
I'm going to get you the same face and get different points.
Watch your mouth, bro.
Ron, stand up.
Or are you already standing?
I could stand up right now and I'll tower over you.
Don't matter to me.
OK.
Just remember, bro, you're near Cherry Hill.
I could send my demons to your house in 30 seconds.
So be careful what you say.
Yeah, they'll show up with like a fucking ice cream cone,
bro.
You're Cherry Hill demons, bro.
Dude, I've looked at Cherry Hill.
Yo, Tarpon, bro, you want to keep it down?
I got people over there, too.
Cherry Hill is sweeter than Tarpon Springs, bro.
Also, the area of the
Listen bro Larkin Springs, bro. What are you giggling that bro? I get ass dude. Let's all right you cherry-hilled and sweet tarpon Springs is sweet
It's probably
Burger you fuck a hundred and sixty-three grand
I
Know wow, I mean you guys are going blow for blow with like fucking monaco
Turpent Springs average income
Like Joe, where you from?
New Jersey
Fucking burger, bro. I had to oh my god. He's eating a fucking bug on the ground like burgers homestead
Are you talk yeah, bro burger? Yeah, it's my cat burger. Are you why don't we do sir?
See him. I see him. We tell you don't know the more of burgers
Dude burger is like I mean that's like more just look at burger get down
Who's this guy in the yellow jersey in our call bro? I think
Damn, bro. No, we ready to play our love voice. Yeah, I heard an iron out all of the games
Yeah, we didn't iron out any I mean like dude
Most of the stuff like to be to spelling me we could literally just be like okay first to whatever when we get there
But like rainbow rocket league fortnight and valorant like we kind of have to flesh out what the crutches are
Okay, so I feel like for
Just do a league for rocket league y'all need a to-go lead
Way know what the fuck
What?
They needed
I would say I would say they get three three they get a free goal lead
Yeah, we can do that in the pregame settings like it's easy. Yeah, give you goals
Honestly three goals, dude. I'm not even kidding Jason
He's gold I'm SLS, but I have a wrong place in a while
the old ass.
Uh, I am going to think I'm afraid of is if we give them like a
three, we give them a free go leave.
We have to stick to it.
And then if they beat us, we're fucked.
Yeah.
He's an SL.
That's like sign language society or something.
It's SSL.
I just say SSL.
Yeah.
It says whatever the fuck it is, bro.
I know.
Listen, I don't give a fuck about y'all about it.
Do we need to add any more games or is that enough?
Like are y'all because we could add more than we need to choose from like you could just have a slew of games
Guys, I'm not there's not a world where you could pay me to get on fucking FIFA right now. I'm gonna be honest
We could go to be too FIFA run we can win that I'm not even throwing. I don't even have that installed
What's the highest division you've hit in FIFA I
I played my career because I had no Xbox live going on. So I was just oh we can do a witty race too
Yeah, but last time we did that member it got like it was too many people tried to get it on the site
Well, you guys what about a League of Legends now League's a League's a pass League's a pass
Okay, I've never played Joe's never played. It's just I've played I've played League, bro
But like okay, we're just gonna fucking sit under a tower and farm see asked for fucking
No, I think it's a really cool game to watch
We could do a nugget eating challenge
Oh my god, I'm actually out on everything I've ever done.
I'm out of duty.
I'm actually out.
First person to eat 100 nuggets are fastest combined 100 nuggets.
Is this like while we're playing other games?
No, this is just the challenge.
This is the game.
So we're going to sit in silence and eat 100 chicken nuggets for like 30 minutes.
Joe, could you screen share your games really quick?
I just want to see them.
Yeah, hold up.
Let me actually do this.
That's actually fine.
also our six will go to like 10 and I'll give like a seven round lead. Actually, wait they're actually locked.
That's locked.
What the fuck?
What's your rank on all six? What's your rank? Like gold or something?
I'm unranked bro. I'm unranked.
I think we win that seven round lead up to 10.
Yeah cool.
Can you see my screen?
My mudded?
That's good. That's fun too. That takes like 20 minutes. Max, uh,
2v2 spelling bee. That's great. Uh, rainbow rocket league with crutches,
four night battle with crutches. That's all good. Uh, CS go is fine.
It's very similar to valorant though.
Honestly, if we wanted to, we could throw Geo guesser in our games
and CS go in their games.
That's fine. Yeah, that's fine.
But they have to be fun. Just because Jason's like better at valorant, right?
Valorant, right? Yeah, but you guys are objectively better as a duo at CS and Valorant than us. Yeah, Ron. You're good at CS.
Any shooter game, I'm gonna win. Orphanix is literally a shooter. What are you guys saying?
Okay, dude, I'm fine with that. If we want to keep them in neutral, that's fine, but then you get no crutches for Geo.
Okay, I want to do first stuff first to find a diamond in Minecraft. Yeah.
I hate that shit.
out and ring. But then for CS and Valorant, are we not doing like you plant the bomb or
literally just doing like TDM? Valorant, there's a mode, there's a 1v1 mode called skirmish.
We can just do 2v2. And just go. I hate that. Because then it's literally just running gun,
Joe. Then it's just game. Yeah, but then we just play that game. We shoot them planting.
CS could be plant. For CS, could we just do like first to like five rounds to plant the
to bomb you somehow make a custom game.
I think you'll enjoy Valor more, but we could do CS.
We could get rid of CS if they're too similar.
No, I just think you ought to have a better-
CS is fucking wingman, though.
CS is perfect, dude.
CS is good.
We could just do CS.
CS has wingman, which is literally built for 22s.
Oh, yeah.
Okay, and then we can replace Valorant
with the nugget eating challenge.
Like, each of us gets 50 nuggets, and then-
You know what, Jason, I'm gonna order them right now.
I'm gonna order them right now.
All right, double it, double it.
Guys duo win. I mean, we're smoking you guys in that. I'm not even I think I
Go we queue and then if you lose you just leave requeue and it's whoever wins the game first
So basically it's just if you have stream servers or not
No, I'm gonna have servers or what bro. Have you ever seen a competitive ladder that is fall guys, bro?
have you ever have you ever
actually locked into a fall
guys lobby?
You ever go sober stream Joe?
Have you ever done a sober
stream?
Not even Taffeen.
This is sober.
Wait.
Yo, FIFA's so good, man.
We gotta do FIFA.
Is FIFA neutral?
you. No, no, no, no, they're
that's going to be if we have
the okay. Gangbeats could be
fire. Bro. Should we do gangbeats
or should we do party animals
because they're like the same.
I don't know. I don't want to do
no one. I don't want to do. I
don't want to do FIFA because
it'll literally take like 30
That'll impede his computer power for the games that we played.
I mean, we have one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten, eleven, twelve games.
Guys, I'm not doing jerk mate to be too ranked.
Bro, why somebody like Jets ate Five Nights at Freddy's?
How are we playing each other at Five Nights at Freddy's, bro?
First to survive Five Nights like...
Wait, Minecraft, Minecraft, Minecraft, PopPVP.
No, no, no, no.
No, we can't get out of here.
Runs like a borderline like speedrunner community member like I'm not playing this guy
Gangbees is great, bro. Gangbees is fucking perfect. I'd like gangbees in literally like years
Are there any other weird slop games that we've all played?
Could do I feel like this is a good less though
Bro, hold on. We could deduct you. Well, so Jason if you want to play me and FIFA on the side, let me know man
All right, bro.
My response is fine.
But how do you 2v2 Liars bar?
Oh, that would be so ass.
2v2 Liars bar.
Oh my god.
All right, this is more than enough, though, boy.
Oh my god, we could do it.
Do you know the, oh, Siva, I don't think any of you
have played this.
Do you know the soccer game rematch?
No, we're going to win.
No, we're not going to play that.
No, we're not going to play that.
OK, OK, wait.
What country are you supporting in the World Cup this year,
uh, honestly, all of them, whoever's winning, bro. Literally whoever's winning. No, I want
the US to win like deep down, deep down, but Francis, you should bro. You're from fucking
Texas. You should want the US to win. I do want the US. Texas is a part of the US. Bro,
we can't do, we can't do Marvel rivals, but we're not, we need at least like a four V four
or a make up for.
Wait, does this messy play for the US technically
against Miami?
Brother.
Bro, I just don't brother me, Jason.
Out of all people in this call, out of all people who call it,
do not brother me, Jason.
No, I can't support.
Ron, you play for your country, bro, not what club you're in.
Whatever happens, bro.
You guys ready?
Yeah, I'm ready.
How are we starting with out of the tournament?
So this is how the rules is going to be.
We're going to do best of seven starting out.
But if it's fast, we're going to do best of nine.
We are going to flip a coin to see who goes first.
And then the loser of every game picks the next game.
You could pick your game, another game, neutral game.
Doesn't matter.
Collage, Joe, what do you want?
Heads or tails?
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
Wait, wait, not yet.
We should pick what the loser does.
Oh, yeah, we have to.
Loser has to eat the whole cany at combo.
No, stop.
You just want to eat the whole cany at combo.
Okay, bro, I like gifted subs or something, bro. Just keep it simple
Bananas
Loser has to pay for the World Cup tickets in a game. Oh, no, I'm good. I'm good. I'm good
Oh, bro. Come on. What you just go to a World Cup box. Hey, Joe
No, no, it's the obsession with your girl. I can get tickets or something like that
Like I'm not doing like movie tickets. Yeah, I'm not doing well cup tickets. Yeah, bro. Oh, come on, bro. No Camile
Oh, we're gonna do a boring hundred gifted we're gonna do a hundred gifted we could do I mean we could do gifted's or
We could do a punishment
I'm down for punishment like what it was a flight of New York and we're a Wemby Jersey for 45 minutes running around
It's not a bad job. I'm liking that suicide. I'm liking I'm gonna air this
Actually losers have to eat a whole head of lettuce on stream within the next two weeks
While you're in a game you just take a bite like an apple keep playing I
Tried doing that and it actually just tasted disgusting
I'd run that back. Yeah, once your challenge is fine
Joe, that's like flashbacks. No, it's not a lettuce fetish. It's more that you
Run you're literally fine
Let's do bro. Here's what we're gonna do. I don't want to do any more IRL punishments because bro last time I did this
I had no eyebrows and I look like I don't we just make it simple bro like we all talk about this eating challenges
But whether loses has to eat the Arby's meet mountain bro like three of them
You can pick up bit by that tick two years ago, and I've read these
I
Didn't know that I've had that
Wait, I
Can't eat I can't eat mammal meat. I can eat like birds and fish. Oh
My god, what the fuck?
What I got bit by a lone star tick and it gave me that's alpha gal wait, that's actually
So what happened to me what happens like six hours later?
My whole body breaks out in hives and I could go into anaphylaxis and die.
I'm so sorry.
Oh my god.
That's not funny guys.
Wait, bro, I'm not that...
Wait, where did you get a tick bite from? Where were you?
I mean, bro, they're all over...
It's like most of the US now.
I'm pretty sure...
So that's where they rest your life?
No, well, maybe.
but probably in like five years I could eat red meat again.
Like so how are you so buff?
Can't eat meat.
Because there's other meat.
Me and him on this like protein shirt.
Chicken, fish, turkey.
Wait, turkey is, oh wait, that's not red meat.
Okay bro.
All right.
Let's put it, just gifted subs.
Well Joe, this is exactly why I don't go outside no more.
I'm afraid of getting bit by ticks.
Yeah, that's why you just overeats, Erwan.
Oh my God, that's a great idea.
Oh my god.
No, Jinxie.
He said heads.
You want heads, yeah?
Yeah, heads.
Rod, is everyone going to spawn in that six pack, bro?
Hey, Leo.
Flip me a coin.
Heads or tails.
Bro, look at it.
What are you drinking this fancy-ass water, bro?
Nah, he just drank sparsely water and didn't drink.
Tell us heads.
Oh, god, bro.
What is this?
Are you going to put it in an ice ball and do you refill it
in a task?
It's glass without no microplastic.
No, micro plastics.
Yo, guys, it's heads, bro.
I'm still on the come on.
Loser has to eat sir Stromming.
No.
Instant.
What is that?
What is that?
Oh.
Sir, Stromming, it's like this dead fish,
but it smells worse than anything ever.
I've been sent in one time in fan mail
and literally almost died.
Oh, you opened it?
I opened it, smelled it, and almost fainted, bro.
It's the worst smelling food in the world, bro.
But apparently it's good, I think.
No.
Wait, this is a delicacy in Vietnam. Oh, are you sure it's in like Sweden?
Hey guys, are we just gonna talk about food or are we gonna start?
Loser does uh loser gets 100 or no loser has to give 100 subs
Yeah, whatever bro
It was head. So what are we starting with? That's our pick
not everything is not what do you want to start with.
Everybody say we give it that's boring.
They're saying that's boring.
How about loser has to ladder themselves
in peanut butter and jelly?
What?
You have like a food king, don't you?
Like their whole body.
Yo, fuck it.
They're starving.
Whatever.
No, I'm not.
They're starving.
I'm not agreeing on that.
I'm not agreeing on that.
I'm not.
One bite, Joe.
One bite.
No.
No.
Dude, I don't.
You don't even have to swallow it.
It's just to enter your mouth.
No.
I'm not. I'm not. I'm not.
That is. I'm gonna do the one
challenge bro. I don't just
order pains bro. Like you keep
trying to sneak this back in.
Just order it. Bro. One chip
challenge is I like one chip I
have I've never done I've never
ate the whole chip eat the whole
chip and swallow it. Yeah. Oh
my god one chip challenge. Yo
we've done it. How bad is it?
With the
I think the jalapenos are
spicy.
Yeah.
Yeah.
You're.
That that would be one
challenge.
Can we order it now.
Yeah.
All right.
What are you.
Order.
What we do it today.
I'm not doing that.
What are you going to do after
this.
Not eat the one chip that
ruins your day.
up in the bathtub bro fucking my stomach it goes through you feel that shit you're testing
grown ass man scared of a chip bruh
you just eat it you just eat it casually then fucker if it's uh if it's so easy
i'm not gonna lose i don't gotta worry about this bro
loser has to listen to two slimy discusses
how about this how about this how about this
losers do a duo cosplay
what kind of freaky shit's going on bro
of what of what of what
i don't know
Do a cosplay loser
That's better than a hundred gifted lose us away a kimchi soup
Just Google it I look it up on a separate monitor. Yeah, probably don't show that on the scene
Your friend was in this Jason. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, Jada
This is
Oh, let's just do gifted guys, please man. What are we doing?
100 subs to Jinxie, bro
Oh fuck I gotta give 100 subs
Loser has to fill a bathtub with a spoon
I don't know about that type of content bro like
I'm not going to make.
I'm not going to make.
Bro, why do we have an option
of things?
An option of things.
Loser either eats a whole head
of lettuce.
The one chip challenge or a
bite of so strong.
One of you.
You get a pick.
So we're doing eating
challenges.
I'm going to do one chip.
I'm going to do one chip.
Well, that would be your
choice.
A bite of so strong.
You would choose that one.
Would choose to oh wait, I might do head of lettuce, but here's why I was too strong
It's quick. It's instant. It's not like it sucks, but it's not like it's gonna be one chip where you're gonna smell like diarrhea for a week
Yeah, like I don't want five hours of this fucking misery, but my room is gonna smell like shit. Yeah, or or like a fool jar of mayonnaise
Oh
Yeah, that's like, that's like,
I feel like that's not that bad.
What does Jason have to do with Jason loses?
Wait, guys, that's not really a punishment.
Listen, should we play the games?
Y'all, we'll give y'all a first.
All right.
That's the winner.
All right.
Loser puts one of those three food challenges.
And you got to do it in that you can't delay.
You got to do it in the next week or two.
Yep, deal.
All right.
What game do you want to do, Jainxie?
Wait, it's our pick so do we pick our game we pick whatever you want
Anything we want
Joe could you show the list again? Oh, yeah. Yeah, sorry
Here we go. It's dude. I think we just go our six give them a seven round lead. I want to get in there
7 rounds lead.
Up to 10.
You're done.
You're actually done.
7 rounds lead, that's on crack.
You will lose.
That's on crack.
JC, are you a controller?
Yeah, bro.
I'm on PC.
Yeah, GG's.
You guys are like, I'm just gonna leave.
You're delusional.
You're delusional.
Joe, what do you think?
6 round lead then?
No, you already said 7.
Fuck.
7 reps.
So we're doing what?
Like, best of 1.
First to 10.
and they get seven rounds.
Yes, I'm not doing the dorms only bullshit.
Oh, brother, you're just a little mickey.
Joe, this is what Ron does.
He says, wait, wait, wait, wait, blame it on me now.
Blame it on me because you can't beat me on Oregon, right?
No, Jack. This is what Ron does.
He goes, go Oregon.
You have to go upstairs and you can't play verse.
You have to just push trophy door every round.
It's like, bro,
That's why you guys should be in Lays yesterday dork Lays game didn't do that. What do you mean? I dodged you
Start up on rainbow and we'll give you six roundly sevens crazy
So we have to win ten they have to win four four. Yep. Yep
Okay, I have to crunch like and I expect the same
What are we like how like what are the
No, I don't do that Jinx. He's about to just say you can't do that bro like this guy's a dork
Yeah, let's do our six. Yeah.
You guys get six rounds. I'll set it up.
Jason, bro, do not sell my shit.
Jason, what's your P rank?
I'm not ranked at all.
Wait, should we make a discord server so we can join cybercalls?
Yeah, for sure. For this, for sure.
Like I said, I'm not ranked at all.
I'm not ranked at all.
I'm not ranked at all.
I'm not ranked at all.
I'm not ranked at all.
I'm not ranked at all.
I'm not ranked at all.
I'm not ranked at all.
Yeah, for this, for sure.
Like, Tom's, we match him.
I'm going to make something.
Wait, Jason, you've never played ranked before?
I'm not even level 40 or whatever level.
At least, Joe, we're good.
I'm also.
Honestly, don't leak this.
Don't leak, don't leak, don't leak.
Hey!
Oh my god, we're good.
Ron, you can't just say, don't leak and then slap it in.
Motherfucker, but odd.
What are you just showing the Discord screen,
the entirety of it?
Like, is that the whole background?
Oh, Ron, you're a server.
How do I reset the server?
Invite the channel.
Yeah, we already agreed on the food challenge.
I don't think they're going to do the bombs.
I don't think they're going to do the bombs.
Freddie Rez, Nayan, Boston, Kaia, Kallum, Mr. Ryan,
Dogfrost, Jebby, and Mega, thank you for this sub.
What's up, dogman?
Carilla, Danielo, Ijust, DT, Mythic, Viv, Rotor, and MG,
thank you for this sub.
Thank you for this sub.
Oh, wait, I got to join this server.
Yeah, we don't have
I'll see you at this car, Joe
Who are these people?
Who are these people on this call? Get the fuck out of there. Leave the server. Leave the server. There's a bunch of randoms and that shit.
I joined and there was like nine other people in that call. Hell no.
Oh my god.
Make another I'm recalling this group chat
Bro, you gotta make you gotta make another server. Yeah, how do you delete a server? I don't know
So that just I'm just gonna give the oh wait, whoa tastes to say crazy shit. I just yeah, no, I started yes
I'm gonna create my own server nobody leak it. Okay, I
I'm going to restart for my
I'm not going to leave you on
when you start to I know
he's going to send it he's going
to send it he's going to send
it to me. My screen is
literally black face. I don't
leak and paste it in like what
even was that.
I'm very beautiful beautiful
there's two channels. I was
like that shit and I just
there's like four other
It's disgusting to pick my own boogers. Yo couple of rules guys for rainbow everybody please fuck the emote only because the chat's gonna ruin it
Okay, just be you know, yeah, baby up
Jixi have a question. Are you scared of me?
I'm scared of the chat stream sniping with a one-second delay and then saying what off I am
Alright, holy just just just just say you're scared bro. Can I get a week? Oh, I'm just try harding bro. Let's go
Let's do this every character in the goddamn game right now. What's going on?
Wait, Joe, what level are you? What level are you Joe 47? I need a shower
Jinxie's gaming chair probably smells so bad right now
Your level 47 right yeah, Joe, I'm level
1000
If you lose
How many days is that
I think it was
I'm not talking about that.
Yeah.
What?
You have not spent 30,000 hours.
Yeah.
I can't.
I don't know.
That's three and a half years.
That's three and a half years.
Joe, I have 13,000 hours.
I have four nights.
Three and a half years?
Joe, what?
Okay.
Realistically, it's anywhere from 20 to 30,000.
It's over 20,000 now.
Bro, that's still like two years.
Yeah.
Yeah, I think it's probably the best bro.
Joe, have you ever gone pro in a game like us?
Crazy. Well, Jixi's not pro.
Yeah, sure, sure, sure.
Joe, we're fucking teammates, bro.
I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
I gotta go to the ladies.
I was a borderline console pro, chat. Throw me a bone here.
Borderline console.
Bro, Jixi's so good. Why don't we just give him nine rounds?
Oh, shit.
I'm down.
is it's not like fucking fortnite like siege is just a one-shot headshot game so if i just get a headshot we just
lose it doesn't even matter you know how do i how do i join how do i join your game i'll change my game
wait james you want to invite all of us so i have a question why siege takes an hour to load can
somebody explain that to me and then he'll at least start the game wait chat i just made on this
build that's like fucking 40 years old matter all right number of rounds wait hi guys i can give them
nine round lead right. Hi guys.
What are the settings for 20 rounds 20 rounds 20 rounds but we're doing first to 10. Why
is we are playing? Is he only good at Val? Yo, come on, bro. That's my teammate. Yo, Jason
both show the world today. You're not just a one trick pony to fucking Valor bro. I play
games. I already beat Joe and JC in a probie. Yo, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
He's really not out of here that shit. He's really not out of here right now, bro
You beat me to bring the bro in which you chose every single game you played
You chose every single game we played and then I paid for your fucking Hawaii trip
I lost I lost eight grand doing
You guys wait there's $8,000 on the way to like 20 and I was like no
Flash Royale
Fuck ass game comp is that those are that's every game
I asked for a geogaster he went
I'm not in my whole chapter seven minus eight. Okay, bro. Come on. Oh
Joe doesn't have to get we can't
Yo, how do I tell you? Yeah, because I know you're listening
type in chat
Sorry
Jixie, how do I join?
I'm still making the setting says it 20 rounds 20 one in the chat if you like turtles
Jixie do the thing do the thing come on say it do between the chat if you're a boy
How do you know that?
If you're like so old how do you even know that?
That's like a big game
It's like 2023 bro
Come on. Yeah, cuz I was watching you cuz I was depressed bro. So come on
Alright, what do you always say?
Rod, you always bring up what it's like
One because okay, okay chat wait wait wait is it 20 rounds?
How about it's like I need you to help me or this chat is not reliable
I've never done these settings before. It's a niche. I just want to say man. I know everyone's yelling right now you can take it out
You know like watching you bro. I think I speak for a lot of people Joe
I want your YouTube channel like 70% of the nights I go to sleep
I'm not you know my girl. I learned a lot from Joe. I like the massage this morning and she was watching Joe, bro
But that's told me that yeah
Bro said it get in a massage right now watching Joe Bart
No troll. It was like it was like you and Jeffrey Dahmer not like you and him
But like you watch me reacting to the documentary about Jeff. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. That was a while
What's the fairest thing central Africa north?
central probably fair
Joe why is my chat saying you lost eight grand just want to confirm is this true?
Yes, I don't pay for my white shirt
This is gonna be really interesting. I actually don't know who's gonna win cuz I just I don't know
I actually get so often the blow because I it was the rule was how many subs is 10k
50,000 it's
2000 gifted
Jason had a sale on so I gave him the subs and I was like, thanks fuck I saved UK
Ron I invited you. Oh seriously Ron. I'm back. See can you can you say the thing like no troll just say
Wait, does anybody have Joe added some kid hacked my account?
One of the chat of your girl to in the chat of your boy three in the chat if you like Joe, what's your name?
How do I add you? What is your user?
It's just Joe dot Bart.
Joe dot Bart. Let me add you.
Add who?
I sent you a verbal question.
Can't I give you privacy status?
Okay, what's yours?
Oh, underscore Jinxie.
I need to remove these fuck sticks, man.
Joe, I just want to say, man, I just, you know, at a 15-inch, I don't really respect Jinxie, but I respect you, bro.
So I don't put that out there. I respect you.
Respect you. Okay. I appreciate that, bro
Friggin bad. No, I didn't I slept in your fucking bathroom dick
Why are people in my chat just having random numbers? Did you start saying?
Yeah, he said one in the chat of your boy to the chat of your girl
Like my name is endless
What a wholesome junko moment, right?
Yeah, no, but what happened and he changed for the money, right Joe? Yeah, what the fuck?
I just seen a
Dinksy deadass like started drinking to like bro shit changed man. It's guy's sick in the head
And then he started larking messy
Because of privacy settings
Can you type it in again I've I changed my diaper quick. Yo, can I maybe get an invite to this game?
I'm in your game. I'm in your game. I'm in your game. I'm in your game. Oh
Shit, why do you take like a grandma you bitch?
I want to see the custom lobby we're in
I'm gonna go pee and then I need to set up these settings and give y'all this right shit. Let me do that
What we've been doing those P equals equals drink alcohol quickly got it. All right
Mack is big box mod vape right now. Yep. Yeah, I have a box
Joe sold me a vape that had a rocket that shoots off into space on it chapter orange
I sold Rana THC vape. That was actually a DMT cart and then he had a panic attack
Yeah, one of my friends actually had a fortnight cart in high school
He smoked and he started like freaking out and tweaking and throwing up
Yeah, that shape was probably was probably laced with like everything
Yeah, it's called chug jug to the moon or something like that. I don't know what it was
No, it was like red. It was called like chug jug something bro. Like I don't know
All right, I'm just gonna ban all the shield operators because nobody uses shields besides chubs
All right
Ready to go
if you had to be well yeah yeah I've been yep who's ready right now bro game
one let's fucking do this shit bro like if we lose a 7-0 lead Jason like I'm
coming down there and I'm on a Facebook you like there's no world where we what
what games are you guys most confident in outside of your games like I'm
actually confident in this game I'm not even kidding what you think you got you
I
Beat you and Todd and you were a member of phase brother
Quick-scoping bro, okay, I'd let you have that so it's a bit more intense
My god, Joe, do you believe in aliens?
Yeah, you want to have this conversation again?
I'm down, bro.
Do you believe in aliens?
Actually, let me change type of enemy.
Let me change type of enemy.
In your backyard, actual flying saucer crashes.
What is your plan of action?
Going live on Twitch.
Are you informing authorities?
Are you going to investigate?
I'm not informing authorities because I'll get locked away.
Because I'll probably be friend to aliens
Separate calls you know it only good luck. Let's go lock in. Oh, I'll be friend if we're aliens
Yo, Jin see friend it. What if it had a what if I had a disease and then it transferred to you?
Aliens are probably way more advanced. They kind of sold every disease. Okay. Well, then how did he crash in your backyard?
No, let's talk about the economical state of the world right now. Yeah
I'm not a fucking alien, bro.
All right, guys.
Tell Joe to look at his title.
What is your title, Joe?
I don't know.
Plus, I'm a chud.
2v2, Brovy Broday, plus I'm a chud with Alpha Gal and Balding.
Awesome.
That's good titles, bro.
Yo, mods, throw my shit, Emore only.
High-fives!
All right, let's do this.
All right, you guys switch the call, Grumman.
I think this is a game I'm most confident in because I just feel like you're gonna to be one or one be two. Oh
Chat it's up to 11. Tell them it's up to 11. I would but I did 20 rounds shot like you guys said just tell them
It's up to 11. So we're playing to 11 now
How are they gonna tell him? How are they gonna tell them it's up to 11 if we're in?
Oh, just play to 10, play to 10, just play to 10.
Who do you want me to go?
Literally, anything you want, bro.
All I'm going to do, Lyon's fucking great, actually.
Bro, Lyon's good because you could just
freeze them wherever they are.
OK, this is going to be a really fun day of getting time.
And you tell me whatever you want to Lyon scan,
you know, you just let me know.
Yep, yep.
I have a really good feeling about this, Chad.
We need to locate a bomb.
Chad, just tell them it's not going to end.
Mods, they have Mods in sight.
Mods tell them we're gonna leave the lobby at 10.
It's gonna make us play 11.
We're just gonna, whoever gets to 10 first.
All right, I have a flanking where they are.
They're gonna be upcares every time
because it's not using your camp down here.
What's the attack?
Are they on mute?
So I'm gonna be my cam here in case they flank
and I'll give you the live.
Joe, you should drone sight every round.
And then I'll have the flank cam, okay?
Can't take it.
Do you have a flanking?
They got a mute though
Okay, I'll bring the MPs if you have the MPs. Oh
We don't need MPs. It's good. It's good. It doesn't counter ace any more
That was the craziest statement
You have a little rough you haven't played in three days
All we're gonna do is just push together. All right
Yeah, I'm gonna go and keep your gun up. Keep your gun up. I got my gun up, but they they barricaded that off
So I don't think they're gonna be standing here. All right. All this is clear. Yep. It's boarded off
I have a flank cam. You can walk up and shoot that barricade down if you want
All right, I'm gonna drill
Like cams good
All right, breeches open they got they got this walled off too. They have a bulletproof cam back
playing kind of well. Alright, I'm gonna ace this so we have another entry point.
Oh, they're on Legion. Alright, Joe, I think...
Hit your lines, get hit your lines.
One sitting back by bonks, Shirley, can you do that, Legion?
Come up, y'all, I can play it.
I
Know he's back left back left by bombs
We have been eliminated. Okay, um, they're actually like playing well, okay, they had a lesion mind
Right, so that's not ideal, right
That is the worst thing that could have possibly happened
That is the worst thing that could have possibly happened. I tried to plant
Okay, they have like a full-blown setup. Okay. All right. We need to win
I need to win 10 rounds, I need to win three.
Oh, God.
Oh, Jesus Christ, bro.
Bro, GX, bro, GX, can't you 1v2 that, like,
act like I'm not even here, bro, if I'm being honest.
Yeah.
Like, I don't think you should play with me as a team
because I think I'm actually going to hinder you
more than if you just, like, actually played alone.
I got you.
Yeah, the thing is, I 1v2ed Ron and Klicks, like,
a couple months ago and beat them, but it was even.
It was 0-0.
So this is interesting.
Actually don't know.
But you're right, I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm gonna just...
Whoa, we're in a boat!
I'm gonna just get into the bomb.
You just do your thing yourself.
So that was the worst possible start of a match in the game.
I did get shit on by Rhonda, I'm not gonna lie.
I think it's Rhonda's good aim, but he doesn't really like nobody's doing it.
But it seems good.
Yeah, where else should I wall?
Um, we're indicating this is good.
Like this right here.
That's the walls you got literally do that every time
I'm gonna stay in back off that window next to you. Huh? Shoot the glass off that window. It doesn't matter actually I
Got this I
Don't even know if they're pushing me
I hear glass broke. Oh, they're pushing something else. Yeah, they're pushing big window or something
Big window with a ying
Looting new mag! Lines literally one HP top way
I heard Zep.
I heard Zep.
Freedom!
Brother, this game is like a nightmare.
What I literally I swear to God I
I pressed that shit on his head.
Bro, JC, we're about to lose your game, bro.
The confidence is so down right now.
Slash that fast.
No, they're so, they're so coordinated.
Oh my God.
Yeah, six rounds was crazy.
Oh my God.
Chat, they executed at the same time.
I killed Ron and then immediately got shot
in the back by Jason.
Okay, we're good.
the barricade literally everything so I can't get caught off guard much better than.
Reflame that channel player down chen can't do that right now.
I got shot in the back and you holed.
Bro.
Yo I'm sorry man this is uh wow.
Nah I'm still so confident we don't lose the bro v bro but I don't want to lose like
any of our games you know what I mean.
Dude I know but I'm sorry like this one's on me bro this one's on me.
to go okay let's uh same thing five seconds I can get everything open with
ace I'm not gonna give up but my god you chat they literally were so
coordinated but I killed Ron and Jason shot me in the back right after like
they're like three two one is the shots firing right now I shot up in the
there okay
I have another right hand. Should I entry with you or somewhere else? Probably with me.
in this corner and then you're going to like walk up to the breach and hold me all right
Joe are you ready to hold me hold me hold me hold me holding holding keep holding what
you're holding down.
For last operation.
Keep holding when you're holding.
Keep holding when you're holding.
Bring it.
Go.
Go.
There!
You're gonna fall.
Oh my god!
Yeah, we gotta do it little ways like that.
Beautiful.
Okay.
On defense, we're gonna barricade everything.
You're saying literally just wall off everything.
Like, yeah, we're just gonna wall off everything so I don't get caught off guard again.
I'll set up over there.
I need you to put a Legion mind on big windows so they can't jump in, but Legion was good.
I'm gonna go I'm gonna go mazzi. I'm gonna get on my like my shit
All right, we can win this because in this I we gave him too much of a little bit of a lead cuz I kind of forgot
They could still just kind of headshot me bro
Their aim is fine do their aim's not bad. Okay, not bad. No, we got the whole beer
Okay
I
Got it
Dad it's time to lock in
We need to upgrade we need to pull off a crazy. I don't know. I've ever even played siege you before
I mean I did I okay, I played siege with you, but not like on your team. I don't yeah like in the tournament. Yeah
I got a bulletproof cam down to
I'm gonna get a spunky kill. I'm gonna sit on cams
Nice I go running okay
The other one somewhere else now we just barricade everything and play like pussies
Nothing on cams they're gonna go lying okay
Make sure you can't jump in that window how many lesions do you have on that window?
Okay
We're back Joe, I'm gonna play confident
He's on that windows too, he's on that exact big window. Yeah, I have a C4 so he hops in I can kill him
Yeah, they're gonna have to change up their strats because those leak dude lesion is such a good pick just keep going lying lesion that's perfect
Also, Joe, whenever I plant and you hit that lion scan,
it's beautiful because they can't move.
So if they move, they get protected.
Chad, we're back.
We're back.
We're back.
But should I hit the lion scan while you're planting?
Or like, like, right before I plant?
About a second before I plant?
Because it stunlocks them for like four seconds.
Yeah.
But yeah, we're going to do that same thing every round.
I'm going to get the breach.
You're going to kind of sit on it.
And then I'm going to be on trophy door every round.
They shot cans.
Is that a flank there?
It's fine.
Absolutely beautiful.
We're back.
Fuck, I wish you didn't give me six rounds, Joe.
You wanted to hit them seven originally.
I know.
They would have been at nine.
That would have been terrible.
Yeah, the thing is, Ron and Jason, like, their aim is fine.
They're just kind of lost.
But like, I have to be really smart,
because they could just kill me.
We're good.
We're good.
Bro, if I'm playing, it's not like I'm playing ranked.
I'm playing more scared because I don't want to die so like I'm not like you die. I'm
You can still win I like they're not
Yeah, it's not
Probably don't push downstairs. I'm
We're gonna be like really
There's one more round and then we're
I'm gonna see if they change the strats. I don't know if they have yet
All right same shit
Are you have two lions right save the
Like real scummy and flank I have a camera. Oh my god. That was you
I got a cam, I got a cam, you want me to cam?
Drone through the breach, yeah, yeah, drone, drone,
got it, got it, got it, got it, got it, got it, got it.
I want to move it.
Oh, my shit is.
Joe, is that couch on the breach?
The couch?
I think you could shoot through the couch
and break the mute chamber.
Did you break it?
I broke a legion.
Oh my god, he's waiting up the window.
Yo, they know the setups.
What the hell was that?
Why do you have a little man running reload his weapon for it?
Yeah, you're so good
There we go
In your tweaking about your skin, I saw you reload with the house
Dude, I don't even know I bought this bundle. I didn't chat. What even is this? Okay now? Here's the thing
We won that we need to for the next attack we have to do something about those new chambers because not being able to drone
It's a very character. That's good at countering them. I think lion has EMPs or grenades
So I check this thing on EMPs
If you throw EMPs or around that couch, you're gonna break the new chamber because I know where it is
I
Do a report those same
And then don't you those same
Looking good
Yeah, they're starting to like not win anything now
I'm already shooting for one now.
They're not pushing me.
What the fuck are they, big window again?
Oh, I think they're doing this...
Okay, box downstairs.
Jason's big window Joe so watch those holes watch those holes. You know where Ron is at all or now rounds below with buck
Where's that?
It's top way right over here once a big window one stop way just keep watching those holes on big window
That's all I need you to watch the same way you killed Jason
Where are these drones at?
Flash?
I'm still here outside?
watch this door, watch this door, watch this door, it's going to come, don't worry about
picking it up, watch that door.
I feel like I hear behind me.
No, no, no.
One's a big window, one's a door.
No one's behind you.
Keep watching that door.
He's about to peek the door, he's about to peek the door.
door. Watch that door. Keep watching that door.
Needles in position. Big window, big window.
Are you just dude? Joe, let's go! Let's go! No!
Do you see the vision? They kept him shit. I feel like they're also not trying to, they're
They're entering in the same spot every time.
When it's not working.
Yeah, they're not switching it up.
The thing is, if they enter anywhere else,
I'm gonna finger blast them.
Like, if they try to get that faster.
Oh, they know that's the only chance they have.
Yeah, I'm just gonna shotgun them.
They're trying to get me to SMG-11, I guess, I don't know.
Bro, they went DokaV, which was smart.
I lowkey think, do you have DokaV on lock?
She's so busted, Joe.
Oh, look.
Shhh, where's DokaV?
White mouse.
It looks like a white cat or a mouse.
I don't know.
The glasses, middle right, middle right.
No, I don't have it.
Can I lock in a gamer now?
No, and if you don't have them, it's just, it doesn't matter.
But it's fine.
Do you have, Joe, what do you have online?
The flashbangs or EMPs?
Right now, well, right now online, I have grenades.
But I can do stun, claymore, or frag.
Even grenades are perfect, because we
can get new chambers with grenades.
Well, that's what happened.
The one round, I threw a grenade in and caught
rid of some shit.
They went downstairs.
I don't know, they went up.
They went up.
They divide your drone and located the bomb.
Look at the same strat again.
They're upstairs with Legion and Nuke.
All right, keep the Nades on line.
You're sure you have Nades, right?
10 seconds.
Yeah, I have Nades and then...
Five seconds.
All right, all right, we're back.
We're back, regular ask a guy.
So, Joe, there's gonna be a Mewchammer
on the breach on that light and red couch.
If you throw a grenade behind it,
it'll break the Mewchammer.
We can drone all of them.
But we'll cross that road.
I think that's better.
You want to actually same spot?
Yeah, yeah, there's never switch it.
It's the best spot in the game.
Because we have two entry points.
We have trophy and breach.
You'll play the breach denying the plant's denial.
And then I'll go to the door.
All right, let me drill.
I'm going to get that plant cam set up again.
OK.
I have a flight cam. That's good
All right, Joe, I'm gonna need you to throw that grenade
My couch
Yeah, now drone the bridge drone the bridge yeah, yeah, drone through the breeze
They got hole in all here
Oh, they shot it. One's in backlight bedroom.
You just gonna do my down?
We're gonna do the same thing, just wait, okay?
I'm gonna do that same plant that I've been doing.
All right Joe hit your lion scan right now right now
I
Just holding that fucking angle. I
Just got it. I feel like I gotta go in where you are
Bro, they just hold that hole in the wall and then I just get head tapped
The defense is I'm not worried about the attacks is harder fuck, okay?
No, dude. Okay. Okay. We're good. We're good
The attack is harder.
Bro, I almost want to try like some weird.
Okay, I'm going to do some weird stuff.
We got to win six rounds in a row here.
We have to win six rounds straight.
Yep. We can do it. We won four straight.
We can win six straight.
It's just, yeah.
Bro, you think I should get losing again?
Wait, Joe, did you walk in the breach or no?
Yeah, go, Lijian, go, Lijian.
What do you mean?
Like, did you stay on the breach or go through that?
I walked through that.
What do you mean?
Like, the reason that you did, I just swung it and looked through all the agents to add that thing.
Oh, like, you weren't walking through it, you just stayed behind it?
Yeah.
Yeah, okay, that's good. I thought, like, don't ever walk through it.
I did the first time that he shot me, but I didn't think he'd be able to see me from where I was, but I didn't even see his fucking head.
Yeah.
All you gotta do, Joe, is kind of just, like, play back...
...hear-ish?
Like, I'll show you later.
later I'm gonna try to keep a ricketing site out yeah
five seconds are you gonna laugh located by off for yeah I'm gonna work for a
little bit
setting better okay needle set
They're shooting for a big one down.
Yep, just keep putting those view mines in that same spot.
They can't do anything about it.
That's me, I'm over here, don't worry.
I'm barricading.
I don't know what wrong is.
Okay.
This is fine.
2v1.
Now we can stack up view mines and play passive.
Droning me?
I mean, I literally have barricades everywhere.
Just keep stacking up view mines, Jeff.
Throwing them in different directions.
It's barn.
Shot, is that not barn? It's red. It looks like a barn.
Oh my god, yo sorry for the back coms, I thought that shit was called barn
No, you're good dude. Okay for attic one of your gumines put on that platform and we literally never peek it
Okay, that's it. That's what I did the other rounds
But I was like I'm just gonna check but there's no shawty's there and he was like four feet away from me and just shopping
Oh, could you go ace by any chance and just use the main wall dude?
I think chat I'm gonna go with a different approach and just nomad everything off, but I don't know bro
because they have rotates so it's like really fucking awkward I think if Joe
aces the wall I go nomad I could you want me to ace the wall you've been
acing that wall and then the added wall both of those walls
bro they're actually chat they're not bad like Ron's shooting back at me every
time. They're not bad. Jason's five and five. My god. Check this is tricky guys. This is
not easy. I'm trying to play so passive. Six rounds might have been OD. Five rounds.
I'd be good if it was five eight right now. Joe I'd be chilling. You want to be worried
at all. I wouldn't be worried at all because it's like now there's a safety blanket. Five
is more fair. But you know what we could do is like five seconds. They don't like on one
their games they'll just give us a heavier like yeah we're good I'm gonna
red pin them because I have this operator don't could be who just got a
rework and she's like okay all we're gonna do we're gonna take it extra
slow all right Joe you are right now you're good to ace that wall yep you
you can ace me, I can ace you
now Joe, what I want you to do, don't peek the breach yet
come over here and ace this
and then, then peek the breach, alright?
but like, you wanna peek the breach
maybe drone the breach first
drone it before he peeks
I'll actually drone the breach
oh, he's right there
Oh my god! Burn the operator remaining.
You're on controller, right?
Yes.
No, I'm crazy.
Bro, that's fucking nuts.
We have this, bro.
I'm telling you, we're winning this.
I'm lost.
Bro, you're out there full-terrying right now.
Yo, if you see mute, run for your fucking life.
Like, if it's close range, you're literally never going down there.
Where was I going to run?
He had a shot.
What?
I swing the corner.
He was crouched three feet away from me.
And right when he killed the drone he just ran at me
Fucking dead
Doka bees not gonna work guys because they have fucking mute. We have to go to check the bro. We have to go nomad. I don't even know I
Guess lion's fine
We need to win four rounds on it
Joe reinforcing the reinforcing I'm gonna do this so rock them it that attic
I got both, I hacked both of their cannons from multiple streams and opened them, Joe
reinforce these two walls ASAP ASAP.
Now Joe, okay you already did your four out of nine.
One more at least, we're not gonna make us forget about it.
nothing they can do about the window.
Two goo mines?
Yeah, I got three down.
Joe, I need you to start throwing your leisure mines on this door.
Yep, yep, yep.
They're drowning?
Throw them like here too.
I
The ones on white top white right here
Which wall the bricks now throwing your good minds white and we're just never gonna peak it
I don't know how to kill him there cuz he flashed and then I shot him first, but I guess he just had to have me
Yeah, it's just headshots. That's all this. Okay. I think I'm gonna I'm gonna go ace you go lion
Oh, bro, but I want to go no matter your route
Joe go ace go a same thing I'm gonna go nomad I'm gonna go nomad
If they try to play close with mute again, I'm in a fucking flash then nomad of a knock around on his ass and prefire
All right, we got this shit job, this is really close though. I'm not gonna lie. It's kind of cinema
We need to win three straight
Bro one bullshit headshot, and it's like over. I'm trying to play so fast
If I get like wall
Date my fucking body. Let me know I will like swing an area so you get intel to beyond just like yeah
Yeah, it's not even really that real your mate like you're actually like really helpful if you hold my plant like if I plant
I'm just kind of rely on you. That's why I'm gonna go nomads
I'm gonna sort of no mad denies a lot of movement for them like if they move they hit an air challenge
I'm gonna keep going. I'm just gonna try to be a norm
All right, keep that girl there. That's beautiful. They're upstairs with you again
So think that it is at least the wall and no matter how he's put on another dammer
It's like we can kind of assume Ron's gonna be close to that breach again.
Do you think he's gonna hold over the shotgun again?
I think he's gonna hold the breach for the shotgun again, yeah.
Alright, so.
I have my cam, you can't get flanked.
Ah Joe you can ace that wall you've been acing.
Alright, here we go, reaching sequence.
And now Joe run, run, ace this.
Like this, this wood, this wood.
Ready?
Watch out for Johnny, my billabreeches, watch out for Johnny.
I'm gonna go back to the front.
Alright, he cannot walk through the breach anymore.
Now Joe, hold the breach from like a distance
cause he might be closer to Shadi.
Should I just drone it?
Drone it.
I'm droning it.
Okay, yeah drone it, drone it.
Is he there?
in there now now now okay that's kind of huge but they're holding that hole through that wall
so i can't swing that
oh i could he's playing in the same spot
don't peek yeah joe don't peek i'm not i'm not all right
joe all i want you to do is take the user okay just listen to the secure
run to this corner and wait wait hold up hold up not yet when i say run there and plant okay but
ace this first ace that first when i say run to that corner and plant not yet uh now what's the
plant button you'll see it on your screen this run you'll see it on your screen
planning planning planning
plan plan plan
I do not want to
hide in that corner
I do not want to
friendly last operator standing
one hour remaining
You're so good.
Good shit with the plant!
Good shit with the plant!
Oh my god, that's the strat.
That's the strat.
Two more rounds, Joe.
What a fucking comeback!
Yeah, I just shit on Ron.
I just shit on Ron.
Oh my god.
Okay, same strat.
We're not gonna change anything.
Mazzy lesion.
Joe, reinforce the same four walls we're reinforcing.
We got this, bro.
What a comeback that
We were down broke they had a six round lead and they won two rounds in a row. We were down eight zero. Oh my god
It's actually cinema
Jixie has 16 kills you have won my mod said brother. Yeah, and this is not my game
I'm starting to like actually get warm. I'm like
Like I'm like fucking I'm trying
I'm gonna do a spawn thief that I have
You ready for hostile action?
Yes, okay, now I'm gonna sit inside remember Ron almost won this I literally hide in that room that the room
You're in it to save this room in the game, and I just need you to stack up your view minds
Like so good right now just stack up your view minds
You want me to stack them on white?
White big window, uh this too.
I threw one there.
I threw one there.
Throw one more there low key on the drop.
Whatever we do we just don't peek Ron unless he has a fucking goo in his foot, you can't
do anything.
Yeah literally everything I'm doing is working.
Okay I gotta go, I gotta go.
Okay, Ron's pushing what I push.
He's pushing where we are.
Ron is gonna blow up this breach.
I got something for his ass.
Joe, stay alive.
I'm gonna put a C4 below him.
Joe, watch this, Joe, just throw a gumai on the breach.
Whenever you can, Joe, throw a gumai on the breach.
I did.
I hear him white.
No?
No, no, he's not white.
He's not?
He's not white, no, no.
I'm going to see for him.
Keep going. Keep going. Goomans right over here.
He's running somewhere else.
Flash
Drop down
He is one tap
15 seconds
10 seconds to go.
Five seconds to go.
Oh my god.
Oh, I'm eliminated.
Yeah!
That sucks.
Oh, I'm a repeat.
Oh my god, chat, one more.
One more, Joe, one more.
Dude, this is unreal.
But they got two rounds immediately, 8-0.
I, Joe, from me to you, bro, like brother to brother here,
when it was 8-0, I thought it was absolutely over.
Because everything that can go right right now is going right.
Like, I'm just getting like, every time I spawn peak,
they run right where I'm looking.
Like, I just, I keep hitting headshots.
Like, everything that could possibly be happening
that could go right is going right.
I'm not even getting it.
One more round, Bill. One more.
Mess is burning today. I know. Mess is burning now.
Alright, same strat.
I think you're going-
Is Joe going to Lion better? I don't know.
They threw a Mute in the same spot.
Go Lion grenades. I'm gonna need you to grenade that couch spot. Remember that couch you grenade? Grenade that.
Alright.
Ten seconds.
Dude, if we get to 10 we may as well play and do 11 and just shut on them even more.
No, because then if we lose they'll say that we were playing to 11 to begin with.
Yeah, you're right. You're right. You're right. You're right.
Alright. I have a flank cam again. They literally have never flanked one time.
Ron? I was expecting Ron to go. I'm going for a stable Ronaldo play and doing a flank, but he hasn't yet.
Like, I know Ron likes to do weird shit.
Alright, shoot this barricade down, I'm gonna drone.
Alright, same strat as always, the breach is muted, doesn't matter, you're gonna grenade
that couch spot again.
Alright, grenade the couch again, in a sec, not yet, I'm gonna sec, good life, okay,
save your others, I still have my plank tank.
I'm gonna drown.
In this stain of strats.
Oh my god, he actually peaked.
I'm gonna die.
Alright, alright, we're good.
One is right in that window on ping.
Like standing on that ping.
He's stuck!
This thing's stuck!
No, no, no!
Go to the breach!
Peek this vision!
He's on the store!
Go to the breach!
Peek him!
Go to the breach!
No!
Wait, no!
Hold on!
Oh!
What friendly operator remaining.
He's half health.
I heard that from you fucking mouth away
All right, I'm gonna play like a fucking friend short
Joe hold my game room camp or hold my game room camp. Let me know if you see him
I'm gonna literally bring my drone all the way to white
And see if I could drone from here
You have located a bomb.
Is he still there, Joe?
I'm not seeing anybody on game then, fam.
Let's go!
We dead!
We can't let go!
We actually fucking did it!
Oh my god!
Chat, 10 rounds!
We were down 8-0!
We won 10 of the 12 rounds, Joe!
Good opening kill on Jason, by the way.
Good fucking shit.
Thank you, thank you.
Do you want to risk it and play them to 11?
No, fuck no.
Just go back up and be like, it's over.
Okay, okay, okay.
Cause that's what we said.
I'm going...
I'm going over October. Yeah, we said 10 we said 10. Yeah, you also said go by 9th now playing 1 by 2 bitch
Facts you didn't say you see
You'll lead to
We said 10 we said 10 wait are you are you the one who literally said seven point lead the game would have been over bro?
Hey, uh, joe. I kind of just want to go to 11 just to shut on them one more time. All right. All right
That's whatever
I knew Ron wasn't going to like, I just need him to like, see that we wanted.
But it's so much, dude, I know we need 11, but it's like, I didn't want to even try that
because then if we lose, they'll say they won.
Yeah, no, I know, but we're not going to lose.
Like I have them literally in the palm of my hand right now.
I'm like fucking kidding.
And I think the majority of the rounds they've won are when they're on defense.
Yeah.
Oh, dude.
Yeah, they're fucked.
attack state one was when they were jumping a big window but Joe I'm not
I'm not even just saying this to like hide you up your lesions on the area though
or literally like winning us the game because they hit it every time they
cannot push big window they don't know how to go because they're new and they
don't know like you have to go below and like shoot it or grenade it they're not
remaining it or anything I already have to damn let's just win one more
We can just save each one by two.
This was fun though. I thought we were cooked.
But it was 8-0, I thought we were cooked.
Alright, same goomines jump.
Like, you chain here on separate sides.
Beautiful. Now we don't need to view that anymore.
And then I have these holes you can peek through.
Just need to get their feet when I jump in.
jump in. And then let's watch out for white. Throw a goo here as well. And then after you
there, throw one here and then after you throw that one, throw the one white. Oh my god,
I got one friendly remaining. I got wall banked. Oh no. Oh my god, I got wall banked. Joe, I'm
I'm not even kidding you witness.
I've found a bomb, you must defend it.
So Joe, ah?
Okay.
No one's big window, so don't worry about big window.
I think they're pushing master.
You know the spot we push from?
They're pushing back.
But Joe, they can only come through the door.
They can't go through the breach.
Joe, go right up to this door in front of you
and just peek them.
Right here, right here, yep.
You'll see them on the door, to your left.
They can't go through the breach.
The door he's gonna walk into the door one that I've been pushing
In and they're in their insight
If you go through the door he's close left
Yep, this other guy out of got a get right here right there right there right there all the time
Joe I got
Didn't want to do this bullshit win by two shit
But Joe I got wall I got fucking I know but now it's like first game in they're already gonna be like if they win this brother
They're gonna be like oh no it's already contention like
Joe we got this don't you worry about all right
It's overtime. Oh god. Oh god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. This definitively last round
This is to fit whoever wins wins. This is definitively last round
bro I hope you understand how rare my death was though like I'm not dying like
that again
Ron has plot armor it's okay don't worry Joe I'm just gonna I'm gonna I'm gonna
wake up same thing reinforce the same four walls do only one lesion mind big
window choose unnecessary one big window one attic one top white
Same security area. Keep the bombs protected
Very important these
10 seconds.
10 I don't know. 5 seconds.
Secure the wall!
Mop 4 has yet to locate a bomb.
Okay, one of them's pushing big one down.
Okay, one's buck you might push attic we're gonna need that attic do mine again. I have to there
Okay, huge
And then get a good one bomb, you know what to do
He's joining out
All right, we know runs pushing out
Fuck with that. He just knew something was out.
Oh, it's Yang.
If he jumps in big window, he gets C4.
Go ahead. Go out of here.
Make sure you don't try to out of here. He's an addict.
Just swing out of here. Swing out of here.
Peek out of here. Peek out of here. Peek it.
one's out of stock, I think? Yeah, out of stock.
Keep throwing good minds everywhere.
So throw good minds top light in your hand.
Already dead.
Do mind down.
Watch out, everyone.
Don't peek at it.
Don't peek at it.
Don't peek it.
Go running in the breeze, running around me.
On my door.
Peek-a-peek.
Last operator.
15 seconds left.
One on four remaining.
You're so good.
Oh my god, thanks.
Successful.
Shut up, hold in position.
We're back.
We did it, baby.
We did it.
Oh my god.
Yeah.
We did it.
We did it.
Oh my god.
Yeah.
We did it.
We did it.
We did it.
We did it.
We did it.
We did it.
Yeah, you're fucking do-mines Joe you hit like 20 people nice
GGs oh my god now. It's actually a sweat pass
You went fucking 21 and four oh
My god
This good game
I did a lot better than expected I know
Okay, we still got it. What's the next game? You guys died at Joe, bro. I died at Joe
It's okay. It's okay. Everyone just smile
Listen you won you won but but you did say 7-0 lead and you gave us a six
I don't care let's just go to the next game. Let's go to the next game. Yeah. Yeah, what game do we want Jason?
What game do you want?
Prolonged the game to give you guys another chance of winning.
Jason, what game you want?
Actually, cinema.
Let's play Fortnite. Let's play Fortnite. I want to play Fortnite.
Okay, so what's our crud? What's our crud?
Okay, so I don't think a kill lead is gonna fucking work because they're like a
kill race because a kill racer is gonna get sniped.
Ron, I have an idea.
We're all on toolkit right besides Joe Joe, are you on toolkit or no?
No, he's not we can't do the last one. I was gonna say literally a one minute. Yeah, I'm back one game
One minute to live one game of what fortnight. Wait, should we do block fight?
Yeah, but they need a they need something so I mean a crush bro a kill lead no I
Feel like we have a box fight kill lead. It's like bro. It's like okay
99-0 Peter bot bro like we're just gonna get
We can see at least y'all could headshot me and shit like I don't even know if I can kill Ron and for night in a box
Oh, we're not okay. We give a run like a guncletcher
Because we could
2v2 boxfights, but I get no shotgun
What if we do 2v2 boxfights?
But you have a pickaxe
Hell no, I was gonna know my cat is saying pistol only like a common pistol. I don't think you should give me that
I'll be better with that. I mean in my opinion. I'll do it if you want
All right, so we get all gold guns and you guys get all commons
Fair way
I'm sick though
Yeah, you're having chat no shield. How does that?
How does it?
Well, I don't even know I don't even know how to
Okay, okay, I mean I'm gonna do all comments if that's fair
Are we able to do like a no build
Custom yeah, but I still think you're gonna do that's like I I mean
Sunny by if you think you would still shit on us in no builds. I do rather do no builds
build. Yeah, okay. What about
builds? Builds, it's zero chance.
Why would play for now without
for now without builds, we might
have a little hop on Val.
I don't think you're going to.
I actually also don't think no
builds is going to help you.
I think you have a better.
I mean, correct me if I'm wrong.
Charlie, you guys could tell me.
I feel like you'll have a better
chance killing me in boxfights.
I don't use a shotgun to be honest.
Shotgun I can have shotgun because I'm shit. I'm actually shit. I like dude. I like box
Chats don't want is not even a chance
Literally gets a common fucking pistol. I like Joe. I can you do that. I don't know if you can do that
Can you do that? I'll do that we get shields like gold guns Ron gets a common fucking pistol
Yeah, but can you do that like how do you set that up?
Fucking candy man, bro. I don't like you able aren't most like box battles you
in an area where you like pick your guns prior yeah but there's like the box
fight shit is like it's good yeah I don't know how to change it
you take you said Lacey said Lacey said Lacey said that squishy thought he would
do good against him in no builds it didn't get one round on him bro I mean I
think I think no shotgun back box fights is fair like no shotgun I'm wrong but
I'm not gonna build though. That's what I'm saying. Like I'm just gonna wait for you to rush
Yeah, but at what point like that's like, yeah, but that's kind of like you for rainbow six
He's like not trying to be that guy, but it's like it's like the same shit. You know I'm saying it's like what do you mean?
What do you mean like I'm saying like you know how he was like?
Bad, but y'all still one like he's gonna be bad in this now
You know say like there's I don't know you're gonna be better in Geo guesser than me and you know, it's like yeah
Yeah, yeah, yeah
I can play controller. I've never done it
Ronon could happen. That's like such a crotch
But four nights is one of those things where like if someone's better than you you actually just cannot kill that if it's a level playing field
In in builds and we got about that. I mean, let's do that
Well, we got to do before regard. Yeah, we still gotta do for some time thing
We'll do that. I'm so gotta do for regardless. Yeah, what's a good way to do fortnight cuz I kill these not gonna work as a stream cybers
We have to kill you like once and then you just have like shitty guns we have to go both of you guys
You have like a common pistol. Are we still never winning that?
No way. Okay. No, actually I gotta do this.
We could do we could do box fights and
I could do I keep my shotgun no heels, but I'm on 30 FPS
30 FPS
So I have to kill you
30FBS? Holy 10 crutches. Wait, what? How about no audio, no keyboard. No audio doesn't matter.
No keyboard for Ron, no audio. 30FBS. And eyes closed. Yo. Yo, how do you want to do it?
I think the entire stream just
crashed.
My whole stream just crashed.
I'm back though.
I'm back.
Okay.
Listen.
Let me know.
Let me know what you want to do.
Like, we got to, we got to think
about this.
We're going to be here all night.
We still have so many games.
But.
Well, it's first to four.
So.
Okay.
First to four versus five.
Will be, I feel like we should
hash that out now.
So if we're at that point,
We're not first of five. Let's do it. I'm not doing shit all night. I can do yeah, I could I could do fine first of five
Okay, I could do that. This is just gonna get like okay, so look at my hold on I
Think I figured out a way Jack and make this fair
30 FPS
No mouse no
I'm going to play 30 FPS and I'm going to play on a fucking Samsung, anyone say that?
A Samsung?
What do you mean you're going to play on a Samsung?
If you look at my game, I don't know how to describe this, but...
So Ron, you're going to play fucking Fortnite on a Samsung?
Well, just look at my game.
Just look at my game.
Yeah, so this is what I'm about to do.
What the fuck?
How are you going to be able to play the game?
I think I could still see your characters.
It's just like...
No, no, no!
It's just going to be really hard.
Our whole screen is like 30 pixels.
God.
Yo, this looks like fucking Minecraft, but like even worse.
Let me see what the game looks like.
Let me see what it looks like on this. I'm on 30 FPS still
Let's see
I like the idea of build fights, but you're not gonna win a build fight
No, no, I'm gonna win. I'm just gonna play cringe. Well the same way you play our six. I'm literally you're never gonna
Why don't we do zero builds? I?
Mean I'm never sure bill. I
Think your best bet is going to be box fights for you. Just said the you just said if we do build we're not winning
Oh, you're saying box
Yeah, box has a ceiling shit like no fights
He's just gonna gain high ground and then fucking kill us
Yeah, it is so bad I came and get to a game
Bro, I feel like no build we have a better like you don't understand bro when I played Archey in box fights
I didn't build but I did be in
as this game gonna load or should I just restart my game
my dots are going oh shit I got kicked out of lobby
oh my god I just got dodger of a sidekick
on box fights we have to win once you have to beat us 10 times
box fights you have to what? we have to win once you beat us 10 times
I'll take that
you have to beat us once? you have to beat us once?
You get you one time and we win. I mean, I'll take that I mean I'll take that
I'll take that you want that's fair. Wait, but it's 10 rounds
One pump head tap and it's over. What is crazy, but Joe doesn't have a build
I don't know how to be honest. So serious. I'm not gonna build like I'm not
I mean we could do two because
What about A.O.B.
I don't understand why if I'm in another stream you go in and say fuck you JNC in that chat.
It's like what.
They call me fat bro look at me.
Like come on.
I'll listen to me bro.
Dude Ron. Yo chat what's fairer.
Ron has to kill us.
Ron and Jason. Jason's playing too.
Ron and Jason have to kill us.
Yeah that is the thing because it's not like a 2v2.
Like if we kill Ron Jason still gonna kill us. I feel like bro. I was having to get two rounds is I feel like one round's fair
Yeah, but then it's like it's but then it's like our six. It's like we got fucked. Isn't
Ron's in fortnight
Okay, but I've only played like three games. Okay. That's my point is he's
You could do a no lead to 15
No
We do box fights, we all have the same guns, same loot, same everything.
We have a 19-0 lead, Joe.
We beat him one time.
Box fights fly by, they're instant, they're like 30 seconds.
Yeah, I know, it'll be like 20 second rounds.
I feel like that's there, you guys have the same weapons as us, 20 to 0.
Like, because like, bro, 1v1, Ron's beating me 100 times over, and I'm not killing him.
20 to 0?
19 to 0?
19 to 0.
I mean, I'm warming up right now.
Hold on.
You're playing on five frames per second, bro.
No, I'm playing on a part.
I can't even, I don't even know what I'm looking at.
Is that him right there?
Hold on.
Wait, yeah, you think I could see the one?
Are they that bad?
This is probably our worst game of the day as a team.
Well, okay.
I'm not.
I'm not.
What am I out of 10?
out of ten. I could get us play
like this is actually. I could
play. So one out of ten scale
my four night skills. That's
not it. Look at my I could play
on this. If this is a new. I
could play on this. You're going
to play us on this. I feel like
I'm watching a stream from like
2009
Yeah
Okay, I could put on no, I can't put on to it. Who's like unbearable
Like Joe, he's flying and he's literally like not
Possible bro, I mean I could do this
Yeah
All right, how about you play on that and we have to win two rounds
and you have to win 20.
Ron, I'm not even telling you to go pixelated.
I'm not even telling you to go pixelated, Ron.
We win.
We have to kill you one.
We have to kill you guys one time.
You have to kill us 20 times.
Deal?
You know what?
Let's do it, Ron.
Let's take it.
What did they say?
What did you say?
Ron, just take it, bro.
I'm not going to lie.
I'm feeling nice.
We have to beat us in 20 box fights.
We have to beat you in one box fight.
You go straight up on the map.
No, two, bro.
You have to go 18-0.
All right, two of Ron plays on this.
I gotta up it a little bit then
Yeah, you could do 4% what though, how do you even play hold on JJ just give me a second. Let me see if I could
Runs on this we have to
No, we have to yeah, we have to kill no not him we have to beat him and Jason
Why can't you see the enemy wait hold on so we have to win two rounds they have to win 20
This is unfair. This is a bird. Yo guys. I don't even want round to do this. Yo rounds chat
I
Mindfrab settings run we
I'm gonna get seasickness watching this bro
Seasick, I don't know. I feel like I'm kind of watching like an early version of Minecraft
I
Know bruh he's still winning
So all right, can we start can we start from yeah, I'm running. Let me to lobby bro. Oh god. I'm feeling nice, bro
All right, I look like
I'm playing normal or no normal. Yes normal. All right. How do I know what 19 kill 19 kill lead?
Yeah, 19 kill lead how many times we have to kill you once one time place
You said play are you five foot one seven? Yes. Yes, bro. So then it's a so then it'd be 18 kill lead then right?
That's 18 kill lead first one to 20
We have to kill wrong and
It's over to Jason's probably better than both of us as well Joe
Joe we need to win two box fights, then you do in 20
How do I add Ron? What's your user?
W I can see that all right. It's five foot. Oh my god. Everyone's gonna add me
Do you have anyone added that friends of friends or no? No
I'll add you better than anyone
I know but it's five
foot one and
170 lbs and then wait for me wait wait wait something to hold on and I send sense and send send
I'm going with tickling
Two kills we need to kill you
Oh, Jason's level one. This guy's a nobo.
I requested.
This guy's a nobo.
Oh, yeah.
Hold on. I gotta put on an aura skin for this.
Yeah, what mode do I play? Like, where do I find two?
But Ron, if you're, Ron, hold on. I have a question, Ron.
Yeah.
The 18, the two kills thing was only brought up when you were pixelated, but now you're
not pixelated. So should've been nice.
Oh, yeah. You also said it was a seven point lead in Rainbow Six Siege, and then you guys,
I can't bill like you can just headshot me in the wrong. I've done this for Mickey shit, bro
You know you're gonna
Let's get that yeah, but it's gonna be one one after this get this shit over it. Are you Nick a 30?
I'm Nick a 30 right now. Never back down. Never give up jellyfish jam
Wait, what is the math does anyone know I need to get a 2v2 map
So chat we need to win two box fights. What are the odds of this run a prediction?
Two box fights. What do we think?
Two box I'm certain of it
Wait zone rulers easier run for them
For us
Someone i'm just gonna build
I'm trying to find it i'm trying to find it
I don't know they made this shit like so confusing bro like why the fuck would they ever make it like this?
I
Made the settings confusing to
What's my sensitivity and that's it I don't need
Release time. I'm ready
All right, Joe. We can do this Joe. Don't fucking give up
Joe
Had and runs dead. All right. Do you have any other actually not true?
Oh, here you go with his messy shit here. He fucking goes man. Jesus Christ
oh you wanna run out?
we're the snap the llama
oh thank you guys
guys let's start this bro, let's start this please
we're finding a server buddy
we're two hours in and one game in
okay bro, sometimes life gets you unexpectedly bro
as long as the chat's having fun, I'm having fun
if we get a W wrong with the bandit
what is that fucking email Jason just did
Oh my god, we're in.
All right, Joe, we got to kill them twice.
Lock in, Joe.
No, we got to kill them twice, bro.
JC, are you going to build?
Are you going to build?
What do you mean, are you going to build?
I'm not building.
I'm so deaf.
Joe, you have to.
All right, select my teammate, Joe.
I'm not building, bro.
It's trust me.
Don't touch anything.
Don't touch anything.
Don't touch anything.
Hold on.
Okay, okay, okay.
are you picking all of our classes are we going to use this game shit
it's always a one pump
Bumper Club
yo you hear that we can one pump him we can one pump him
we can one pump him bro I feel like I'm going to die
yo what servers are we playing on what's my ping right now hold up
oh should I change that to central to back out
nah I don't care I don't think that's a dangerous shit if I'm being that ass
Oh, I got a shot off. I got a shot off. I got a shot off. Oh my God. You guys want to go separate calls or we want to do it?
I don't think we need to go separate calls. There ain't going to be much strategy going on here.
I feel like this. You know, JX, you're going to be the builder for us, okay? Yeah, good shit. I like that. I like that.
Alright, I'm down. I'm down. Come rez. Come rez.
What the fuck?
Come rez. Show them. Show them.
Okay, yo, if you win this, I'll blow you.
He's not gonna win the station. Just fucking fool you, bro. Why can't I see my HP?
Fuck!
Oh, they changed my HP on the bottom level. I was like, what the fuck?
Joe, I'm not even getting more coast things. Just pump run!
I'm getting my 200 damage to match!
We're gonna get lucky. We're gonna get lucky. We're gonna get lucky.
I'm not trolling anymore. I don't even want to eat a lettuce bun. I'll just wrap this in a...
Listen, look. Just don't worry.
Yeah, pack it up real quick. Pack it up right here. Pack it up, pack it up.
I hit him 51
God I just want to see Ronnie to whole head of lettuce right now
You so much holy shit
I just need you to not die just
Run was so low
Can shoot his shotgun I'm forgetting the way that we win bro. We just got to kill one of them
That's to be one
The same way you
130 on jixie
Below below fucking hell
It's so hard bro. I gotta get one fucking head tap
Bro, jixie has like aim assist that deems to my fucking dome. I'm like literally target run literally target run
Oh my god
Is he low? Is he low? Is he low?
No, he's not low enough.
What the fuck?
Dare I say Reds?
Dare I say Reds?
No, I hit him too. I hit him too.
Fuck!
Joe, Joe, okay, here's the thing. He can heal.
So when we do it, we gotta do damage.
All at once. We gotta do it all at once.
We cannot give him time to heal.
We gotta stay together.
Why did Messi get added at Fortnite, bro?
Think like a year ago?
No!
Run the city!
You guys are gonna get kicked in the ass!
This is just funny as shit!
Just have a cake bar!
Jason, as long as you don't just troll...
I'm not gonna troll bro. I actually feel good.
I feel snappy.
You look like you fucking made me want to pickaxe that time.
Heh.
Who boxed?
AHHHH!
Don't do this, don't do this.
No, no, no, no.
He's resting, he's resting.
Erdogan, he's resting, he's shielding, he's shielding, he's shielding.
Jixi, you gotta rush in there.
I just died a fucking messy.
One head-sap, bro.
I mean, bro, I don't mean anything.
Bro, I know you're nervous, I know you're nervous, I know you're nervous.
Oh!
Don't get nervous over there, kid!
Don't get nervous, dude!
I literally let you kill me, JC.
Wait, wait, wait, it's just restarting, it's just restarting.
Joe, they need 10 more, we need one!
Bro, bro, Jason, do not fucking troll my shit!
Jason, you don't want these ones, you don't want these ones, Jason.
I want all the ones, I want all the ones.
You want these ones, what?
I want to know.
I feel like Ron can lose it, I almost can. It's a 185 pump to the head, I'm dead.
Wait, if Jason's confident though, he'll choose to be 1-US right now.
want us right now.
Shut up, shut up, don't listen, don't listen, don't listen.
Don't listen, don't listen, don't listen, don't listen.
What's happening, bro?
Yo, what's up?
You have to be like, I'm so making this, bro.
I'm good at the game, so.
Yo, get in the box.
Oh, sorry, sorry.
I thought we had to wait for 30 seconds.
Stay in the box, stay in the box.
All right, go, go, go, go.
I'm in the box.
Bro, what's the build button, Ron?
You're actually just- Oh, no, oh, no, oh, no.
Yeah, that's how you, this reminds me of like,
I only built one controller when I switched to KDM, bro.
I never learned how to build.
Me, Adapt and Jason played hardcore Minecraft for three hours and Adapt didn't know how to build a third hour in, bro, like, like...
It's just right click.
Yeah, I know. He didn't understand the concepts.
How do I build a pyramid?
You go, you hold V, and then you right click, and then you go fuck yourself.
Ha ha ha ha!
Oh, I'm sick of what?
Come on, bro. Why can't...
They said don't troll again, Michael.
I'm sick of it.
What, Jason just play back bro, seriously.
I'm good bro.
Can you play my game?
Oh, I don't want you to play your game.
You don't know how to play the game.
Help!
I'll get in peace by the fucking Jason!
Oh my god bro!
Dude, Ron is so low.
No!
Ron is so low.
Ron is so low.
No!
Ron is so low.
Guys, don't die!
You're getting pissed off by fucking-
Oh my god!
No!
No!
No!
I should have never chose it's my teammate
No, we're close to close. I swear
Not double-edged
61
Fuck I do I woke up. I woke up
Come on Jeff you are this fucking
Fuckin' bro, fuckin' Jeff.
Yo bro, are you fucking kidding me?
No beam run.
Oh yeah, you don't want it, you don't want it, you don't want it, you don't want it,
you don't want it.
Yo-ra!
Joe, do you win this or the greatest ever?
Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god!
Let's go!
This is wild and full of night!
There was no one. Based on what you saw.
He made a shotgun.
Joe doesn't know what to mean.
I knew there was no one. I'll lose that.
How many more do we need?
Well, I need you to play lock. Stop worrying about how many more.
Full box!
Joe had one strategy that worked and now he's retrying it every time.
You don't want to do the spray battle with me, GC!
6 more please 6 more all right Joe lock in looking bro. What is simple build?
I'm getting
Oh
Nice good job good. Hey, they need how many more how many more how many more five more five more five more
Joe is just okay Jason just watch your back Joe is just running around
She's actually a burger
I'm not gonna flank
That's what I did
Ron goes on the right every time Jason goes on the left. How do you build a fucking staircase dude?
I'm piecing messy piecing messy 200 messy
I
Hey, they need one more killing Jason, we just gotta ignore Jason
Oh my god, I'm stuck up stuck up stuck up stay with me stay with me stuck up. Oh
My god, I'm down. I have a fish on King on King
He's door
I'm actually just not worried at all bro. I know my teammate has this in a bag. That's why I jumped in
I'm playing
I'm not freaking out, are you shielding you're shielding Joe. Thanks for the fucking heal by the way
How much chills this fuck with God well now I got four HP again because Joe gave me his fish
Just watch Jason look much I'm watching
I died at Jinxie, I make God strike me down.
Oh my god!
No!
Oh my god!
I will open my big black hole!
The close one, boys!
Jeez!
Please run, close your house when I once held you.
Unlimited, bro, don't worry about it.
Ha ha ha ha ha!
Okay, Joe will face me!
Jason, please! For the love, Jason!
We're good, we're good, I promise.
It's just...
Hey, why does Jamesy know what he's doing, like, a little bit?
Jason?
You don't want the spray battle with me!
Ah!
One more, one more, one more, one more!
Listen, if I...
You've got to be freaking out!
If it's a 1v1, I'm getting you every single time!
Please, go right! Go left, go left, go left, go left!
the fucking level sit the fuck down matter of fact
That's just fucking gritty.
Bro, Jason, for a minute, for a minute, for a minute.
Let me hold it in here for a minute.
Let me hit an emo real quick.
All right, fucker.
Nah.
Hi, boys.
That's the end.
Yo, I'm back.
Boom.
I can't believe you got that first kill of the bat.
No kill.
Jason, Jason went for a pickaxe.
And I went for a pickaxe and I'm like, oh, brother.
We knew we knew we will outmatch there.
It's all good.
We take it now.
Now what's the next game?
Do we want to do our games or do we want to be risky and do a neutral?
That's up to you.
Jason bro, you.
I got to talk to my team and a separate call real quick.
No, we're good.
I'm going to have a separate call, we need to strap, we need to strap.
Okay, Joe, what do you think about GEO guests or we just dunk on them really quick?
I was going to say, do you guess we could dunk on them?
Or we could really go the mind path?
Because he's so confident right now,
you could do it like 2v2 spelling me.
I would do that or Gio.
I'm not a comfortable league.
We're good.
All right, so we won that one so we could choose a game.
2v1 won, I feel like it's only fair.
We choose a neutral game.
We choose.
I thought if you lose, you choose.
If you lose, you choose.
Joe, I'm going to go, P, you pick whatever you want.
All right?
You do neutral or shall we play?
I was, I was concerned about potentially doing a neutral.
Um,
John, what do you think about this is scary?
Yo, we should have once each no troll.
This is what's left.
Anything but IQ test.
I'm down.
Why is IQ?
I mean, if I say IQ test, you're down either way.
It's our choice.
Oh, why is IQ?
I mean, bro, let's do a, let's do, let's do spelling bee.
I
Let's do Gio
I wait wait one is the northern hemisphere determine if it's on the east side
We are going even only the entirety of this fucking game and no
VIPs can type a country location
I don't think you're gonna.
I know how you get. Yeah you're
nay whatever bro if you want to
use your name like I don't think
you're gonna. I don't think you're
gonna. It's kind of fun you keep
going. All right. I chose G. O.
We're gonna give them more health or a mall to hire the thing is bro. Geo is like R&G like they could let me just get the city
Right, but we should still give them a cat
Please God
Yo in Jen I'm sending the lobby link don't leak it if the Sun is in the southern hemisphere
What does that mean? What does that mean? It's just just help me with that. That's all I need you're in the south
Yes, why Southern Hemisphere? Oh, no, if that means does that mean I'm gonna Easter side of the world
What's it like in Sunbeam?
Okay, I don't think I could actually change
Your individual wait can't I know there has to be a way I can do individual health. How do I do that?
Should we do that?
Wait, wait, would you guys rather have an advantage in like a best of five where you have like more health?
Or would you rather us just have to beat you in more games?
Like would you rather do like first to three wins you have to
Get three in a row
Jason the thing is about more health and the thing about more health
It's kind of he's trying to fucking mind fuck us right now because more health doesn't matter if they have
have multiple players. So he's trying to finesse us right now. This is a finesse if I've ever
heard of that.
No more health.
No more games.
Okay, we could also do this. I'll air this. We could do more games or we could do first
of three games and you just start with a multiplier. So if you get one right, you do more damage.
Um, can I do that?
Yeah.
Honestly.
Yeah. Am I able to do that?
Take it out.
I don't think Joe cares if they do no move. I think I'm scared. What if they just get like a city and Honduras dead on yeah, they could
The fairest thing for us to do is
is probably Joe can't move or look around by Jinxie.
Oh, we could do that.
I'm like, it's first of three games.
I'm not allowed.
Oh, we could do that.
Would that be more fair, Jinxie?
I'm coming to you, so sorry.
OK, but then we could do first of three games one.
Our team's no move.
Your team is able to move.
So I'm just no move.
That's what pros do.
Like when I played like, um, like some pros in Geo guesser,
what they do is just no move, no Pando zoom and I'm allowed to do it.
Okay. So you and you can't do that move. No, we're not going to do no move, no Pando zoom.
That would be really unfair. I'm not that good.
I just spawned in front of a tree and have to guess where the fuck I am.
Like I should go move, but that would be like a word of bond thing
because I can't make it no move for us. So I just like, yeah, I know.
Except we don't cheat. Yeah.
So both of us are moving.
Yeah, you would also be unable to move,
because it would be weird, because we're
going to hop in separate calls for this.
Yeah, you could just go on there.
Yeah, you're just going to say, I'm
seeing a language that looks like this,
and then I could just tell you where we are.
That's fantastic.
OK, so no move, and you can't look around,
or you can't look around?
No move means I can do whatever.
I just can't move.
I'm allowed to look around.
Like, I could drag my mouse to do a 360
and look up at the sky or on the ground.
But like, I'm not allowed to move.
We're going to go QD world.
But can you also make it so that the time when you guys guess
doesn't just instantly give us like 10 seconds?
It's 15 seconds, bro.
That's GeoGuessor.
That's going to be our whole strategy,
is I'm going to have to guess quick.
Oh, brother.
I'm not going to give you because then why would I even do it?
Because then it would just be totally unfair.
Because if it's no move for me and Jynxie,
but you guys can move, and after I guess there's no pressure,
then it's like you guys can move forward.
Can you make it 30 seconds?
No.
Do you guys or games fly by?
Can we do like best of seven?
Because they're literally like so much games.
Yeah, we'll do first to four games one.
Yeah.
That's fair.
That's fair.
You guys are flies by.
Yeah, that is fine.
Well, it's changed my game to you guys, sir.
Now.
Yo, kitty, are you guys joining the lobby?
Here we go.
I'm in the lobby.
I'm the only one in here.
Joe, I don't have an e-bike.
I haven't I sent a link in Jen chat in this server
So this one understand it's straight up best of seven we're all gonna have the arrows
But we're not allowed to click them you guys are you guys are though
Yeah, how do I move this fuck no you're not shit on the right hand of my
I want to go to a separate call. Yeah, we have to go to a separate call. No, you're so derpy, bro
I'm gonna go now. I'm gonna go now. All right. Yeah, I'll type all I'll type in
But please the yay or nays bro that I'm not gonna look at the yay or nays dude
I when I tell you Jinxie. I are not J.C. Ron. I don't need yay's or nays like I
Think if you're saying no, yes, or nays that more applies to you and Jason
Jason on my twitch rivals that had a whole nother human
Sitting next to him feeding my head Marlon bro. He has to have a fucking brain
human that is
I'm not even gonna look at my
chat. It'll stay in email only
though, but like I'm not I'm not
gonna rely on them at all. I
know understand but I am. Let's
go. Can you. What do you say
that link really quick? It's not
even there anymore. It's gone.
Okay, Joe. I'm here. I'm here.
I'm here. All right. You ready?
So just so I'm clear, it's best
It's best of seven, Geogester, and we can't move, but they can.
Yes, you're not allowed to move.
You're going to be able to move just don't move.
Like, if you move one step, just it doesn't matter.
Like, just take a step back.
Like, if you accidentally click, but just drag and walk around.
Like, treat it like a no-move game.
Only thing I'm concerned about is, like,
aren't there specific no-move maps?
Like, what if we just get, like, a road?
Then we're fucked.
But we're good.
They have a 15-second timer.
And what we're going to do, the whole strategy here,
We're going to just stag her guess.
So if I go, like if I'm sure we're in Asia,
and I'm like, ah, this could be like Indonesia,
Philippines, or Cambodia, we'll just split.
It seems very high variance.
I'm scared.
I'm like terrified.
I'm pretty confident.
All right.
We're Joe, how dumb do you think they are?
We're not that dumb.
They're not that dumb, but I don't know.
OK, this is like South America.
They drive on the left.
They drive on the left, and they drive on the left.
They drive on the left and this is swiggle-based characters. Oh
Thailand or like better
This could be Cambodia this could be Cambodia they drive on the left though, which would be more India
It is very I don't know you go here on my ping
I'm not gonna be India though. It's too tropical. I think I'm gonna go like Thailand
Okay, you're loud now.
Yeah, you could go...
You could go to Thailand, go to Thailand.
Actually, wait, I see a character, or maybe Thailand.
I'm pretty sure...
Are you serious, Thailand?
Or Sri Lanka.
I'm gonna go to Northern Thailand.
This is a ball Z-plash.
We were wrong, it was Sri Lanka, GG.
I suck at it.
Fuck.
Alright, lock in, lock in, lock in, lock in.
That was a bad start, that was a bad start.
Alright.
This looks
They drive on the right
It's a colder climate. We're probably in Europe
I'm not gonna be kidding. This is like Russia or like Ukraine or something. I do like a Ukraine shout
I'm kind of down to like throw that I didn't mean to move. I didn't mean to move
All right, don't I go Ukraine go like somewhere near like Poland like Lithuania
I mean, uh, like Belarus maybe or Lithuania?
No, not Belarus.
Yeah, I go like Lithuania.
And yeah, that's fine.
Oh, gosh.
OK.
All right, we might, uh, we might, we might, uh,
interesting, interesting, interesting.
That was not a good round.
OK, wait, hold up.
Go back to the call real quick.
Right, so, I noticed we're not nearly as good as I thought.
No, no, I'm gonna be honest with you.
I'm gonna be honest with you.
The thing's-
How do you see Asian letters?
You know, there's Asian letters on the ground
that you can claim.
Those were the two easiest things.
I'm gonna be honest.
Okay, we'll run it back.
We'll run it back for the one time.
All right.
And, but that was, we just got-
I had a home turf.
Oh.
Bresidia at home turf.
Back to the side.
I was not confident.
We are confident in the no moves.
No, no, no, not at all.
All right, are you ready?
We're in the Southern Hemisphere.
I already started.
Wait, I'm not in the game.
I'm not in the game.
Oh, wait, wait, wait.
You're joining.
All right.
Yo.
This is what I mean.
This is what I mean.
We have to guess now.
We have to guess like now.
No, no, no.
We can't give them time to move.
I kind of want to guess like, dude, we're in the Southern Hemisphere, I think.
I'm going to guess like New Zealand or like Australia.
Oh, no.
That's risky.
Southern Hemisphere.
If you go Oceania, I'm gonna go like Bolivia, all right?
If you go Oceania, I need to go like-
Oh my God, this is so bad.
Are we gonna go now?
Because look at my tattoo, we have to go fast.
I'm gonna go-
I think going no move on a move map's pretty garbage, actually.
That's what I was saying.
Yeah, I just shot-
Oh God.
You have to close it.
Bro, that looks nothing like Bulgaria at all.
You know what we need is, I just need to spawn in a city
where I can see a language.
Not that wait, okay. This is like UAE. This is like yeah, no, we're in the northern hemisphere. We're driving on the right
Bro, this is like UAE
There's palm trees, I'm down to go like Middle East quick. I'm gonna go Egypt
Yeah, don't go Egypt go like
what
Fucking salya radio or like Tunisia
Tunisia would be a kind of crazy guest.
Here's Tunisia.
Oh my God!
Oh my guesses are on now!
Northern Hemisphere...
This is like...
...the Arabian...
...we're in the Middle East.
But we're Arabic water!
We're by the water.
I'm going like oh mom, but this could be like a lake area, what are these guys?
Should I go like Yemen?
I didn't see like a flag.
No I need to spread out for you.
I'm gonna spread out.
This is bad.
I'm spreading out.
Oh god.
Thanks fuck.
Okay.
Fuckin' section.
Yeah that wasn't like the ocean.
Like I knew that wasn't like-
Yo I need to scat.
I'm gonna scat.
I'm gonna scat.
I'm gonna scat.
I'm gonna scat.
I'm gonna scat.
I'm gonna scat.
I need to stagger. I need to stagger. I go far. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Just because we have to splice as much southern hemisphere
They drive on the right
For at least roads look like I'm thinking like these roads. Oh, it's dotted white southern hemisphere dotted white
We're either doing this, but we're driving on the right so it can't be Australia or
South Africa
but dotted white on the right row it's like Chile or something yeah I guess
like Argentina
oh god I don't even know what side of road they drive on all right how do I
stagger here like I'm gonna say it splits South America cuz we kind of have
to like full gas here
I don't think we're in Africa
okay good we won yeah no my fucking go there we go
You know move is fair. It's just like
They're fucking terrible, bro, they went fucking Spain and Portugal
All right one one one one one one. Yeah, I knew that was South America. I'm gonna type ready Crushermark
We'll just keep repping that
First one one one here. Yeah one one one one one good good work
What's that six I've said that Argentina has the same like similar roads to us driving on the right
It was that Russian characteristics. They have a fox and that is a babushka lady standing there
I swear to you. It's never Russia. It's always like Ukraine. It's never
I can't see but the poles look Russian dude. They look real wooden and janky. I'm gonna go. I'm gonna go
Northern Ukraine
I would say you go like bro. Honestly
Honestly go
of Russia? Why not?
Oh god, but that might not be Russia.
I don't know if that's what you're trying to say.
Okay, you saved us with a bad point loss.
That was such a shi- I know for a fact
you didn't know we were in fucking Kazakhstan too.
Like, he's just throwing that down.
Drive on the right.
Another Russian-esque area in Northern Hemisphere.
here. Speaking of Ruski, they have an N.E.A. It looks warm and mountainous. I kind of want
to go like Serbia. I'm going to go Serbia. Should I go like Latvia? You go like Slovakia
We're Slovenia just to like split don't go Slovenia go
Just go just reach and get it for everything
I'm pretty confident we're in Serbia
Thank fuck we were you thank you
That's a malty. That's a malty. It doesn't matter that. Oh huge huge huge. Yep. Yep. Yep
We get the multiplier this time
Uh
Southern hemisphere UAE Saudi Arabia. No, we're in the southern hemisphere
here. Oh, it is in the southern
hemisphere and it's very dry.
We're probably in. Oh, but
Chile. Yeah, Peru. I made that.
El Paso. We're in South America.
You're going to go. It's very flat
though. I'm going to go Argentina.
It's not. We're not in Chile
because it's so flat. I would say
I'm actually going to go really
Where Joe where I heard like here on pink like here for goba
Bro this could be a really bad guess we could be in back
Now I'm back
Back in guy
GGs again
Fuck you
Fuckers
Fuckers
Hell yeah
There we go
You're locked now now you're down
I'm locked
The juices are flowing I haven't played since the rivals man
Yeah, I literally I have not played either. I was gonna say that I have not played this. That was like fucking two months ago
All right, two to one
Okay, we're all god
We're in Greece we're in Greece we're in Greece at the same time. Okay, I'm gonna go Athens you go light up here
but we're on actually we're on the water so make sure you're bordering water near
mountain yep if they don't get it's such a fucking easy this is clearly Greece
apollacanus and then it's all but yeah it's just that they've like the
Wow, they got it.
Wow, what a weird island. That's in the middle of fucking nowhere.
We're in the US, I'm sorry.
Yeah, I was gonna say, is this USA?
We're in the US in it. Dude, honestly, I feel like we split US right now. I'm gonna go like New Jersey.
I'm gonna go like New Jersey. We're definitely on the
Eastern half. I would say you go like Missouri.
Just to split it.
I was gonna say Texas you could go like southern Texas, but just don't go Pat
Don't go like New Mexico. Don't go where it's like all white
Very green area
We're close
That is cute bro, that is fucking huge
I'm reading a sign it is for the spongebob it is Ukraine colors, but that is Spanish
Spanish here. This is Spanish Loma Hermosa, Aranzazu, Salamina, Salamina. It's a city.
We start scrolling South America here and look for Salamina. Yeah, and there's very,
it's very mountainous. I kind of want to go like Ecuador. I was going to say you should
I feel like it's near Ecuador.
I'm gonna go wherever you find me.
I'm gonna mount in Bolivia.
Medellin bro that's where Bob Lothmar was swinging coat.
Literally.
Oh my god you have the south of Nenisown right there.
Yeah.
Oh my god I knew I saw that fucking name before.
I don't know this tack.
I don't know if you do.
You gotta guess where South America again though
You want to go south if we could we could be play it safer, but I'm almost sure we're in South America again
I think we're in like
That same region
Like you see how green it is
Yeah, also a mountainy. This is like very South American mountains. I know what's wet. That's you tropical
So stay near the equator. Yeah, that's fine
Please
Oh
This is European
I
Can't really see where we're in the Northern Hemisphere. That's obvious though. Honestly, I
Was gonna say more Eastern European. I'm gonna go like
Yeah
France Denmark
You can split it and then be like I don't think it's Scandinavian. I'm gonna go friends. Yeah, wherever. Yeah, I think I think
far
Oh, my oh
I was gonna say Belgium for a second to
I know it wasn't Scandinavian
There's a vineyard
This could be Scandinavia, but I don't hemisphere
I think we're in here. Northern
I'm gonna go to the Netherlands.
It's a little rolling mountains.
I feel like this is Italy.
That house looks northern. It's
red too. I don't know. I think
you should. Where do you think
the outside of villa. So, I'm
going to say down. This looks
like the outwards of villa in
our six. I'm going to say
that's a good split. That's a
good job. Great job. That's three
to one. Holy brutal. All three
one. I thought we were cut
down. I mean, that's what
happened to rainbow too. Alright,
we just got one more. They're
hopeless. Bro, but I feel like
they're moving it's like right
You can get taxed, Joe, make sure you say three.
I did say, I said first of four.
Okay, could be a small town in USA.
Canada.
Oh, okay.
Canada has really distinctive trees.
I think this is US.
This doesn't look like anything in the US that I've seen, dude.
out of gas though I think it's northern
I'm gonna go like up here in like New York
Alright I'm gonna go Canada
Yeah I think you should go Canada
I think you should go like Winnipeg
I'm just gonna go Calgary to like really spread out
in person with America
I actually like that
Cause then we're just everywhere
You're so fucking good
Fucking saying
Oh my god
I guess what I'm saying was just that vibe
Like it didn't look American
Yep, but close to American. Whoa. Look at this old-ass house
Bro, what if it's like
Yeah, I was gonna say like this is the Romanian like we're in this region of countries. I'm gonna go
It's warm, but I didn't look at I didn't look at sun
Yeah, you could go check you out or like I don't even dislike like Romania. I don't know. I feel like we're gonna lose this round
If they find a sign is really what?
Never mind. It was fucking Romania. Yeah, I knew it. I said Romania from the jump
It was fucking Romania. Oh my god
Four to one holy sweet
Let's jump back up
Yeah
I mean, don't put that baby rage in my chat when Joe came in after the first I said,
ah, wow.
Fuck, bro.
That's just like, that's just impossible, bro.
Uh, Chad.
I mean, I'm not going to lie.
I think y'all are, the reason you lost is because every single time it was South America,
y'all were in another fucking continent, brother.
Y'all were in a different country.
We're going to South America, y'all are in Portugal.
And you guys said Indonesia.
Yeah, bro.
I got a fucking dude screaming in my ear saying, I think it's this.
60 equal Spain. Yeah, but he saw the number 60 and said, oh, it's Spain, because there's
like a red circle sign. Never seen that in America. So I assumed a Europe in with this.
We got this, bro. All right. All right. What game do we do now? It's two one. Two one. Yeah,
fuck this. You got Rocket League, Valorant, CSKA, a wingman, 2v2, spelling the combined
IQ test first to a fall guys duo win mecha chameleon 2v2 uno and gang
Just a little strategy, I think we're probably gonna lose this valorant skirmish
I think there's a chance of me when they have to give us a handicap
Which is super good for us, but if we lose I think we save rocket league for later and try to rack up a win or two on neutrals
Yeah, because Rocket League is like, virtually a league.
Rocket League is like a lock, like, that's if we're down.
I don't think we want to blow all of our games, you know what I mean?
Yeah.
I think that's a strategy.
So, if we lose this, it's 2-2, it's first to five.
I think we take them to like, Fall Guys, Mecca, like, I really think they're not winning Fall
Guys, bro.
Even if we have Stream Snipers, or then that combined IQ.
I played Fall Guys with Ron.
I don't even know if Jason's
ever played. Like, bro, fall
guys, they're gonna be getting
grabbed. We're gonna be getting
grabbed. Yeah, no, we're
definitely gonna get grabbed,
but it's still like a lot. I
don't know, bro. I just think
if you make the finale, it's
like, it's so winnable. So
we're going it's first one to
win five games, right? Five
games. Well, we said for an hour
doing five. Rocket League, we're
literally never losing. Rocket
I think if we're ever at four wins, too, we just do rocket league close it out.
Yep. Yep. Okay.
All right. I like that.
What do you want to do after if we lose the battle? What do you want to do?
I don't know. Like what are the what are the neutral games are you most confident in?
Can you just like send me the doc and like discord DMs or something?
Yeah, look.
Can you just like send me the doc and like discord DMs or something? Yeah, I'll actually just copy all of the the games and then just send
Okay, I'm not gonna lie fall guys. It depends on good Jason is
Fall guys we could lose. I'm actually like I also think they're asset. I think they're so asset Mecca
I think that's like a sleeper pick
Yeah, it's right even slayed mecha chat has Ron or Jason. Okay
Uno's scary. I do not want to play. Uno's a bad. Uno's a real toss-up. I think Uno and gang beasts are like last ditch effort
We're going RNG like I think we want to avoid those
I think a mecha chameleon 2d2 lobby, bro. We could get real ratty and like hide in the cringiest place as possible
Bro, but how does it work though?
Because isn't it based off hiding points?
So don't we have to be like near them?
No, it would just be off.
It would be, we would do like rounds wins.
So we would switch every round and we would do hiders,
hiders, hunters, hiders, hunters, hunters, hunters.
And then you just do like first to like four wins.
Joe, honestly, all these neutral games are a lock.
We win every game here besides maybe UNO or Gangbeats.
I'm not even kidding.
Yeah.
Like they're only gonna win their locks that like spelling bee we would win combined IQ test. We would win fall guys duo win
We would win mega chameleon. We probably win. It's a little random. I think it's random, but I think that's a really
That's a really fun one
Yeah, no, I think we should do it. We should do it next if we lose this
Yeah, because then Joe even if we get behind we can just win like it doesn't true all these games it look
We're not losing a spelling bee. We're not losing a fall guys duo. We're not losing a combined IQ test
I probably like to have what three or four hundred games of all guys like I'd have experience in that game
All right, let's go back to the call. They're gonna pick battle and then we'll just do
We'll do mecca because it's fun as fuck. We'll do mecca. We lose. All right. All right
Fucking game. Oh, yeah. We have to be strategized and we are now better prepared than ever
Now, could you describe what the fuck is skirmish is peeing who problem?
What's up, Joe Bart?
Vanguard anti-cheats not been initialized if this is your first time playing you need to reboot your computer to continue
How my mic's popping is my mic popping? Yeah, yeah, move your phone
Wait, you'll have it installed
Yeah, we can't get just cam because you're not a toolkit. I'm gonna go pee. I'll be back. Hey, what do we do, bro?
I see us as a whole different game
Hear me is my mic still popping. Yeah, you're good, but I think you need to know it is poppin
They're good. You're good. I think you have to restart your computer, but I don't know if you can if I restart my PC
Will it just auto install it? I?
Think so right? I think that right if you have the game and I'm down to reset my PC
Just wait for like 30 seconds if I but did you install Valorant today like when you got no
I just had a re-sign in and I haven't played balance so long that it's saying I need to redo it
What they're saying, they're going your bios?
Wait.
So you're saying we can't play that?
I'd say I need to reboot my PC.
And that'll end your stream, right?
Yeah.
I think you might just need to reset it.
I'm getting confirmation by a tech nerd right now that says no, you don't.
We just need to reset it.
But Joe, if you don't click stop streaming, like if you restart your PC,
Just go to the the emo crying emoji. Yeah
If it ends it ends I don't really care I'm down to reboot my PC. I'll restart right now. This guy's humble as fuck
I'm not like
I'll be back in a minute
I ever put some W's and hearts with bandages, bro. This guy's a good dude
And in Joe said if y'all are waiting on your swim to come back, man, I'm down to be the way
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