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I'm going to show you how to
I'm not sure what I'm doing.
Hold up, Braskow.
Turn this shit off or I'll throw in some fucking banger music.
Yeah, you can't have everybody love the music. How about this? I've been seeing a lot of
tech talks about the Louisiana Bayou with this music behind it and it makes me feel nostalgic
Even though I've never been there
Bro, you know where I really want to go
You know where I really want to go
Oregon bra. Oh
My god, can I show you all a tech talk real quick before we get into the intro of the stream?
I'd be I keep getting a tech talks for Oregon and
They look so fucking cool, bro, and I know obviously
that, you know, uh, gravity falls is based off of Oregon, but like every time I see Oregon,
I go, this looks just like gravity falls. This looks just like gravity falls, just like gravity
falls or like any slasher horror film. And I'm like, I want to go there so bad.
Oh
Wait, this is New Orleans. I'm an idiot
Wait, this is New Orleans wrong video. This is about that one's about I'm like sitting there. I'm like, wait, that's not
That's not right. Um
Fuck dude, do I not have the video new laugh unlocked bro? I don't know where it is. Oh
My god, here it is here it is here it is here it is here it is here it is here it is lock in lock in lock in
I show this bro. I'm on God next trip. I take is going to be here that or october fast
Bro in this song behind it what song is
Like dead ass it looks like a fierce to fathom game like
Like, I don't know that looks so nut- yo, do- anybody here live in Oregon?
Is this what it's like?
Yeah, this is where everybody in my chat apparently lives in Oregon.
Me, I do, I do, I do, no you don't, bro, you live in fucking Quebec, Canada.
Me, me, I do, no, you live in Calgary.
No, you live in fucking Oklahoma, okay?
So let's stop warping.
Let's stop warping.
Anyways, hello everybody bloody good!
How's everybody doing on this fan fucking tastic Tuesday, everybody chat?
We are live today doing a fucking Brovy Bro.
We have back to back Brovy Bro days.
We're finally doing a bro v. Bro versus the man the myth the legend the king flake
Yugi 2x
The guy that never actually shows up he's here
This is the fourth the fifth time
We're trying to play at Yugi in a bro v. Bro and we are finally getting it done
I am super excited
I don't even know what games we're playing. We're hopping on a call in like two minutes
And we're gonna hash it out. I know we're doing best of seven first of four what games we're playing
I have no idea we're gonna see
After which if it ends early, we'll do a random games. We're gonna play salamander County public television as I wanted to yesterday
But we didn't have time
What else tomorrow's the 4v4 bro v bro same time I'll be live around 145 to
That one's going to be interesting the 4v4 bro v bros me sneak Zucie and Chris versus all four the pretty cool guys
The majority of the games that we're playing are neutral games
So only game that we have on our end is valorant the one that they have on their ends rocket league
Because I believe Devin and truth are like high champ
And then the middle games that we have tomorrow super battle golf mecha chameleon left for dead two
Verses where one team is zombies one teams humans geoguesser rainbow six Oregon 4v4 gang beast and gamble with your friends
So a lot of friends laugh stuff, which is gonna be fun.
It's gonna be a less serious 4v4, Brovy Bro.
Really interesting.
But yeah, today, UD, Brovy Bro,
and maybe some other random shit after.
Tomorrow, 4v4, Brovy Bro.
Thursday, we're doing reacts,
as well as the unconventional gambling methods.
We're gonna be opening the money soaps,
bath bombs, diamond mines, gold,
bars to see if we fucking get anything.
The ones that you buy from a Walmart and shit.
Dropped like $500 on that.
It'll be like a little segment.
31st, I'm not live.
1st, 2nd, co-streaming streamer games.
Going to be body camming it as well.
Not IRLing, but I will be co-streaming the main broadcast.
So you'll see me, but I just won't be person to person
talking to you.
I'm going to have my GoPro set up, though, on my chest.
I'm going to try and record most events,
because we're going to vlog in general as well.
When I get back, I'll react to my events.
We'll post the vlog as well, just like regular LA slash
streamer games.
But I'll be live for a second.
third through the sixth, I'm doing a collab with another YouTuber and vlogging, but I won't be live posting on YouTube, I'm gone.
Then we're back for like seven or eight days straight, gone for three, on for three, gone for four. Then it's late August and we're back running out stream into the school slash work year.
That's the schedule though. Next charity stream probably confirmed August 19th. August 19th. Next charity stream probably confirmed not confirmed charity yet. I'll know that by like mid next week.
Raccoon and Mr. Think of the Sub Zergshade for the subcube think of the three thoughts are deceiving for streamer games posted a YouTube video about it today
You could go watch reflex Ness French and pasty think of the subcube think of the three
How's the 4v4 Brovy bro is gonna work is gonna be like the one versus Ron adjacent. Yeah, but just more people who don't think of the three
I have a team who talked about that in four years and three years ago
I got prepresured to buying vape and got snitch on my best friend who told everybody
You help me through these four years. Well, I'm sorry that you're going through that
But I'm glad I'm able to help man my think of the sub top thing
of the tier two Mikey back thank you for the sub deputy three out of the sub candy durr
uh din and deputy for the sub chat don't send bits right now could think of the three uh
democratic social s cara and uh ray thank you for the sub torus thank you for the three uh got up for
12 hour shift uh watch you help see your comfort from loneliness to depression well i hope you're
okay bro score an a-boy thank you for the sub crack poopy and score thank you for the sub will
uncle and peter think of the five gifted triangle remark baby balling legit aura uh colby giant and
and let take it for the sub cam Turk take it for the two gift it's packs cam Andrew super b dog tx your
44 is that thing of the three as all I love him Nash raccoon and Jackson take it for the sub
I'm not gonna be able to read bits chat Batman logic a VJ would and plug take it for the sub Batman thing of the sub but
Chat we're about to hop on call with you. We're gonna hash out what games we're gonna play
I'll try to talk to chat as much as I can but if I do
I do apologize, but you know, it is a groovy bro. So yeah, are we ready to hop in now? Why are you so grumpy? I'm not grumpy. I just say don't send bets right now because I'm about to hop on a call and then I feel bad when people send them.
Itchy, Bostonian, Zilke, Arise, Plump, and True, thank you to the sub. Let's see what he's doing. Is he ready? Let me play. Let me play.
You don't like it.
Are you on a podcast?
Fariki is a boy.
Here you go, bro.
Hey, don't.
Bro, I load up.
I load up.
Yugi's stream, he went live before me.
This motherfucker's saying he's the main character from the Odyssey, and he just saw it last
night, and I go, you know you're not.
He goes, the main character from the Odyssey is just like me.
No.
I don't care. I'm gonna lock in.
I don't care what games he chose.
I'm gonna fuck me. I don't care.
I don't care.
What are you talking about?
Yo.
What's good, Joe?
Yo, uh, I was tapping your string.
You're like, I'm locked in.
I don't care what games he chose.
Uh, yes, because brother, a lot, a lot of the stigma is that I'm not a,
What is the word? I'm not a good player. I'm not a good gamer.
There's things like that.
But today, I want to show them that I can actually be even some of the mediocre
gamers. You know what I mean? Oh, like me?
Yeah. I would say I have a higher win.
I have a over 50% win rate on Brovy Bros.
Brother, who are who have you bro be broed other than Arke that
that are you know, me are a good at games that I've beaten.
Ron. Yes, that you've been Ron is shit.
Ron is shit, bro. He's shit.
Okay, Ron has lost the majority of brother.
I think Ron's actually lost every brother he's done.
He's so shit.
Okay, who else?
Ron Arke, I won the 2v2 against Jason and Ron.
I beat Youssef.
Wow, I destroyed Youssef, by the way.
He didn't win one game against me.
Just why don't I want to put that out there?
Not one game against me.
What games did you play?
We played chess.
We played a bar this game called barnacles.
You might not know about it.
We played what is it called the ship game, the shipwreck,
where you throw like bombs onto a ship
and then you don't know.
The board battleship beating the fortnight,
beating the FIFA like this, like I'm a gamer.
People think I'm not a apparently you lost to Ludwig.
Oh, my God, don't even get me started on that shit.
Ludwig, we did.
Do you know what bingo bro, bro is?
No. Oh, yeah. Yeah, yeah.
Yeah, you have to fill out a board.
OK, so we go to a lockout.
And we're on the last one.
And you have to win a mini game in a game.
And I was cheesing it and playing Roblox.
And I was going to just win a Roblox game in a game.
Like, I was going to get a low taper fade or something
in Roblox.
And he was on, what was he on chat?
He was on, like, no, I was on Tic Tac Toe in Roblox.
And he was on Mario Party.
And he was like, actually, let's just do rock, paper, scissors.
And then I lost.
And apparently you lost to Jason, too.
Dude, I'm looking like you're not going to get it at all.
I didn't know.
I think every single person under the fucking sun outside
of Jason himself would agree that I got flat out hustled
during that subathon.
What do you mean hustled?
What do you mean by hustled?
He invites me.
He's doing a subathon.
He's like, we should do a Bro v. Bro segment.
This was during the phase subathon at the time.
And I was like, oh, sure.
And he's like, okay, what about these games?
And he just like rattles off a bunch of games.
I'm like, okay, well, I'll play that that.
And I was like, I have to play this.
He downplays his valorant abilities.
He picks every game day of I'm like, yo, let's throw in
Geo, guess who are rocket league or some game I'm good at.
He's like, no.
So we play clash Royale, call of duty, which I beat him in
and valorant.
And that was it.
It was three games.
He needs to be in clash Royale.
Clash Royale.
Come on, Joe, come on, Joe, come on.
Joe, come on.
Now now you're lucky throwing excuses though. Come on
Okay, we were supposed to run this like I don't know what two months ago
But you put me in your back agenda. No, I mean you're back agenda. I put you in my back agenda
We had a after day ready for this bro. Be bro and every single time
It's two in the morning and you fucking send me a voice memo and you're like
Joe, I don't know how to tell you this, but Messi's playing and I have to see it.
We're gonna have the reschedule.
Bro, it's because dude, I'm not gonna lie.
I'm not gonna lie, dude.
I've been dude.
It's crazy because you're actually my dream collab.
Do you know that?
You said that every single time.
You said that every single time.
No, actually bro, actually you're like my dream collab.
So I wanted it to be long.
So those days I couldn't make it long, bro.
You know what I mean?
Because the World Cup, you know what I mean?
Do you like soccer?
I mean, football?
Yeah.
Do you think it's the best sport in the world?
Just want to make sure.
Do I think it's the best sport in the world
in terms of my own personal entertainment?
Or objectively?
No, Joe, why are you such a professional fan-sitter, bro?
No, no, no, actually.
No, actually, what was the sentence you just formulated?
My personal favorite sport or is it the biggest sport of all time? That's not fence sitting
Is it my favorite or no, is it the biggest sport? Yes
Messy and Ronaldo are the most famous people possibly in the world. I
Mean, I mean, I actually technically technically I'll say that how many followers do they have?
I do they have millions upon millions of followers, but I think the most famous man in the world is the guy that plays cricket
it. Ronaldo has 678 million Instagram followers. Yeah, but what about the guy that plays cricket
by Raq Ali? Who the fuck is the guy that plays cricket? Nobody's. Viracoli. Viracoli.
Never heard of him in my life. Objectively, Viracoli outside of the US is one of the most
famous men in the world.
I'm not doubting that.
But Cricket is not a worldwide sport in the same way
that football is.
True, true, true.
I don't have to explain.
No, but yeah, it's because I have to watch the World Cup.
That's why I bro.
And I didn't want the Brovy Bro to be cut short.
Like imagine the Brovy Bro best out of two.
Like that's just triers.
Oh, but then you're sitting here saying I lost to Jason,
but then you're saying it's bullshit if we did a Brovy
Bro that short.
Because if you're losing to Jason, that's like losing to like,
like you're losing to a non gamer.
And you can't come to be a gamer.
No, this is what this is what grinds my fucking years, Yugi.
It's because I understand I lost the Brovy Bro
and I understand I lost $8,000 to Jason.
I believe him in cod when he was in phase.
I beat him in cod when he was in phase
and he's sitting here like I beat you.
I'm going to send it in Valorant.
Congrats.
Okay, I peaked like low-plat in that listen Joe Joe Joe you'll live you're just not a gamer. You know what I mean? I
Am a gamer, bro
No, I'm gonna teach you today. I'm gonna teach you today. I'm gonna show you what it needs to be a true gamer, okay?
Yeah, yeah, yeah now
We have to hash out
What games we're going to do and rules now we agreed on doing a best of seven
So first of four, but we don't have any of the games written out.
Yeah, I was downloading, okay, so who has first pick?
How do we do this?
Like a coin flip?
Is that even that?
Well, I'm going to make a doc right now.
Oh, do you want to just like kind of not have them full selected prior to?
What do you mean?
What do you mean?
What do you mean?
Like, do you want to have all the games written out first?
Yeah, yeah, 100%.
100%.
So I know what to prepare myself for mentally.
You know what I mean?
That's what gamers usually do.
You've got to understand what they're answering.
I'm going to write out a doc.
OK.
So we're doing best of seven.
Now, do you want to have like, how are we doing this?
Are you having your games, my games, and the neutral games?
Or are we doing like, um.
You want to do it?
I mean, I'm going to be honest.
I'm going to be honest.
I don't know.
I don't know.
This is not actually like my first long brovy bro.
Like usually I only do best out of four.
His game, my game, neutral game,
and then whoever wins, you know what I mean?
First to three, I mean.
His game, my game, neutral game.
Yeah, so first to three.
So this is the first time.
Wait, you should, could you just screen share the knock?
Yeah, yeah, hold on.
I'm trying to make it not look as ugly.
Dude, wait, Joe, it's actually crazy.
I used to watch you now, I'm friends with you.
Yeah, I actually, what time, when did you start streaming?
I started streaming back in 2020.
I mean, it's 2020 technically, but I wasn't like, how do I, how do I explain it?
I wasn't streaming smart if that makes sense.
Like I'm looking at your first chat in my stream.
No, but I used to, I used to lurk in your chat, bro.
Like I used to lurk in your chat.
In May of 2024, you said you beat me in the R6
tourney last week.
I will never forgive you.
Yeah, because yeah, it was a long time ago.
It was a long ass time ago.
What was that tournament?
Was it the two was the wrong one? Yeah. Yeah.
Remember the wrong one? Yeah.
The one that was sponsored by like fucking tostitos or some shit.
Yes. Yes. Yes.
Wait, I don't know if I have mods in your head.
Oh, my I have a 40 percent win rate in your chat and your predictions.
I'm about to show that 40 percent.
What do you need to be again?
Well, 14 percent win rate.
So you bet on predictions wrong.
No, no, no, no time.
No, no, no, no, no, no.
It's because they it's because of your check they ran a prediction and I only have 14% and I look he I find that disrespectful as a gamer
I find that disrespect. I'm serious. You know what I mean?
Because let me explain something man. Let me explain something number one
I've been gaming for around 23 years on my life. There's games that you I've played that you haven't even heard of okay?
Like what?
Five hearts under one roof
Okay, five hearts under one roof. Do you want me to start? I just shared my screen by the way
Do you want me to just start rattling off fucking right? I guarantee you I have more games under my belt than you
Just off of your indie games like I've played a thousand games
Well, yeah, because it's your job of course out of hope so I actually hope you have you'd have more game experience than me
But all I'm saying is you know what I mean? There's games again. I played that you haven't even heard of worms
five hearts under one roof
BTB battle there's game you mean worms like worms battlegrounds
Yes, worms, W dot worms, battle drafts, bro. Okay. Okay. Well, it worms, all right.
I love penguin. I played club penguin. Have you played that you you haven't played persona
though. You haven't played persona though persona. Yeah, exactly. Yeah. Here's a niche pick from
a chatter. Thank you. Have you played birds of war? I don't think so. Okay, that that game
probably has one player every fucking year and that player's probably you okay
you know you hate Fred after this no no no no no no what is that wait what is
that game what is that game I'm sure you know birds of war I'm bugging I'm
bugging birds of war birds of war what is this no I'm gonna be with all the
game it's bird game three brown no no no with all new respect I'm gonna be the
greater than games are probably amazing.
But what the fuck is a bird of war?
Yeah, no, you know what?
You be playing voice from.
I'm a hummingbird man.
You're a hummingbird man?
What?
You know what?
It's OK.
It's OK.
You know what?
No, no, no, no, no.
It's OK.
It's OK.
You know, OK, who gets first choice?
Me?
Or does it even matter?
OK, how about we have to do this, though?
We'll do what we could go back.
Yeah, we could just do your choice, my choice,
your choice, my choice until we have like a lineup of games.
OK.
Do we want to have more than seven games to choose from?
Just just in case.
I think we should do for we should do.
Let's just have nine games to choose from, but still best at seven.
Let's do it. I'm down. OK.
You're your first choice.
Now, are we doing the only other thing is if it's like a heavy handicap one,
like say, say it's a game, I'm super confident I'm going to win or vice versa.
Are we giving a handicap to the other team or no?
Yes, so like for example, like what's your best game my best game is like
EFC, but I don't know if you have it installed and it's low-key one one-sided like I'd fuck you over
I'd fuck you up in that game. There's no point of playing people. But like for example, maybe for tonight
But for night, you're good at I don't know
No, no, it's because I'm the thing about me. It's like super good for night
I'm I'm a mass listen good at everything master of everything. Did that thing goes? No, it's
Master of nothing good at everything, you know, it's funny you say that you leave because I actually coined that term literally two days ago. I said I'm into Catholic. I'm I'm above average at everything, but a master of nothing.
Oh, well, see, they like to call me an anomaly. I'm a jack of all trades and I'm the greatest of all time. And that's weird because I was saying the same thing.
thing. We can't be, we can't. No, I'm gonna not. I'm in the
malamy. I'm in the malamy. Okay. anomaly anomaly anomaly.
I'm in the malamy over there. One of my first games is
Roblox spelling bee. We're gonna, we're just gonna throw that
in there. Okay, okay. I'll just have that as one of my pets.
All right. Okay, why are people saying? For no reason. Okay.
Okay, by the way, I graduated college. You want to let you
know that I graduated college with a master's degree. Okay. I just know I
want to let you know a master's degree. Okay.
Joe. Oh my god. I hear you. What were you saying? Oh, dude. No, I said I graduated
college with a master's degree. No, you didn't. I didn't. In what? Radiology. How
old are you? I can't so when I when I went to college, I went to college early.
I went to college when I was 16 because I graduated early.
Yeah.
Yeah.
And so when I graduated early college, uh, I was a community college.
You got a master's in the community college.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
I went to a community college when I was young and then once I turned 18,
I transferred to USC.
You graduated USC with a master's.
Yes.
With a master's.
Yes.
Name four classes you took.
I took medical terminology, science, science, yeah, Malachi argue, you took science, yeah,
and then we're like biology, not science, public communications as well as one of my
favorite classes.
Yeah.
And then, yeah, so those are the things that I just want to let you know that are you sure
you want to play me in spelling?
Yeah, no, I think I'll have that as one of I think I'll have that as one of the one of the choices to use
Right. Well, can you screen share one more time, please? Oh, sorry. I don't need the call
All right
All right. I um my game will be for tonight. My game would be for tonight
You're significantly better than me at fortnight. I guess I'm significantly sick you significantly better than you have for tonight brother brother
I
Can't build either. Oh, so you would do zero build one V1
No, no, you build. Oh, I'm not for tonight. No, no, no, no, no fortnight. You see what's in the name fortnight
It's creating a four in the game. Why the fuck wouldn't we build Joe festival?
That's like saying that's like no, no, no, no, no Joe
That's like saying kind of duty without the guns. Why the fuck wouldn't be for that without building?
because zero builds more fun.
That's it is quill.
That's it is sleeper.
That's it is sleeper.
No, no, come on.
Morning.
Morning.
Good night.
My game should I choose.
I want to pick something like I want to save the potential.
You know, I do know I'll give you a guess, sir.
You're not.
Holy.
That's one.
I don't give you any handicap that's what we were saying. Okay. Okay. Okay. No move to a pan and zoom or some shit
Okay, okay. I'll do actually write out the handicaps now so we don't hash it out later
Okay, well, okay in Roblox spelling be it would be like first to what like
10 wins
Yeah, first of 10 wins first of 10 wins Geo gas sir
We would do we could just do like best of five
But I'll have how bad are you you were in my rivals event right?
No, I was not in your rivals event. Yeah, you were fucker. No, no, no
I swear was in your Marvel rivals. No, my fucking Geo gets her twitch rivals event. Oh, yeah
I thought Marvel rivals. I'm tweaking use you an Archi. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah
How bad did you guys do?
Do you get survival?
We actually came in.
We beat Ludwig at one point.
But in the group stages, in the group stages.
So then you're not bad.
Why do you need a handicap?
No, no, no.
I'm just trying to guess.
We're terrible.
We got, like, I'm not going to lie.
We got so lucky.
All right, could I just do no move then,
and you're allowed to move?
Like, I could turn around, but I can't
move from my starting point.
Okay.
Uh, you have to do that one mode where it blacks out after three seconds.
What?
I don't even know what that is.
You have to do this.
It's called a comp Geo gets you.
You probably don't know.
I watch, I watch these guys all the time.
Okay.
So pretty much what he, what they do is they pretty much, they only can see the
screen for three seconds and it blacks out.
That's just, I'm not that good.
What do you think I'm rain ball, bro?
I'm like gold to have like 400.
to you. Okay, okay. No move.
No move. Mildly above average.
Okay, no move. You don't have to
be seconds. You want me to be able to see the screen?
I'm going to be three, two, one.
Yeah. You are. No move.
Okay, you can't move.
You can't move.
Okay. Just no, okay.
No pan, no tilt, no zoom.
Three seconds.
What do you mean?
No move, no pan.
So you want me to know move, no pan.
No zoom, not no move.
Yeah, yeah, no.
I don't know. Yeah. No, no,
that's too much. That's too
how I don't play GEO guesser
bro because you if I if we do
community world nine times out
of ten I'm going to spawn
somewhere staring at like
shrubbery. Oh well, if you're
saying I'm unable to move pan
or zoom I have to guess where
I am by looking at a bush.
Well, that's what I'm telling
I'm not even asking for a handicap for fortnight and you're going to fuck okay okay you're
right okay you're right you're right you're not asking for a handicap you're right can
we get a handicap for spelling bee please no it's a bro come on I'm no come on it's
a spelling bee it's a spelling bee I'm handicapped for that I'm first to five masters that you
Okay, I lied.
I lied.
The closest thing I ever got to graduating
college of Streaming University.
I'm dead serious.
Please, for the love of God.
Yeah, did you know that it's harder
to get into Streaming University than Harvard?
Just kind of wanna put that out there.
Yeah, it's harder to get into Clown College than Harvard too.
Okay, no, now I feel like you're disrespecting me, Joe.
Now I feel like you're disrespecting me.
I'm not disrespecting you.
You're saying you're comparing graduating
with a fucking bachelor's degree
to a five day streamer university.
You don't understand what it feels like.
With no tests or quizzes.
There's no curriculum.
You don't understand how it feels
to be on three hours to sleep,
maybe even two sometimes.
Back to back.
And then has to douse as you can catch up.
Having to deal with Haskell dousing shit,
dousing you and catch up,
then having to deal with Subur baby,
walking through the hall in your chest spamming,
suburb baby is coming.
You don't understand.
You don't understand.
And you don't know what it means to have people spamming
other people's chest that Yugi broke his leg.
You don't know how it feels.
That's harder than anything, bro.
Sorry, I just traumatized.
It's okay.
Yo, I noticed you didn't make the streamer games team
as well and you were in Ludwig's class.
So what happened there?
Joe, I just kind of want to put you, put this out there.
You're lucky.
You're lucky.
I'm not in the chat is just laughing.
I would say I'm not even, no, I'm not even talking with you.
Like I think you would be one of the better like players.
Dude, you don't understand.
I'm a crazy athlete that do Joe.
I don't even want to be the one to sugarcoach it.
I could, it was either I got what pro and football, a case soccer, or I
became a streamer and I chose streamer game.
What team would you have played for?
I would have played for Salt Lake City.
You would have played for the Utah MLS team?
No, yes, I would have played for MLS, but that's where I would have started.
Then I probably would have leveled up, you know what I mean?
Salt Lake City.
I'm a pro football player for Salt Lake City.
Congrats.
Dude, but they're professional. Why are you laughing?
No, because it's like I thought you were gonna say like I don't know you were gonna go you were gonna go live in Barcelona and play there
So you're so weird. You're so weird. It's okay to be pro in the USA. You know what I mean?
It just seems you got to start small, you know what I mean? Like, you know, I mean, yeah, it's like it's like
Yeah, exactly bro. I mean
Okay
No moves Jill guesser no handicapper for a night spelling bee I get first to ten first the five wins you get first to ten
No, it's just first to ten.
Hmm?
It's just first to ten.
Right now, I, okay, now it's your game.
I can't play him in Birds of War chat. There's no way to 1v1.
Okay, project on board.
Oh my god, my hummingbird man would fuck you up.
Okay, no, I know, R6 is too middle ground. R6 is way too middle ground.
Some people just had backyard baseball, bro.
I wish they had a 1v1 for that.
Did they add that yet?
Well, my God, did they add that yet?
Chat, is there a way to rip that?
Wait, do you have fast Wi-Fi, Joe?
Depends what you need me to download.
You're gonna ask me to download FIFA, aren't you?
Maybe.
You would need to have like a bronze, like fucking 16 overall.
Yeah, you would need like a half star team.
Yes, I would be on a one star team.
You'd be on like PSG or Madrid.
Oh, I think that's fair.
I think that's fair.
So you said this Yu-Gi-Dude a bum.
Hmm, retweet?
Zoyo?
Yeah.
Yo, let me explain something about Zoyo.
He also is a sore loser.
Defeated him in every game he's ever played.
Just kind of want to put that out there as well.
You know what I mean?
every game he's ever played you played him in every game yes and overwatch
everything by the way I am an overwatch pro I used to be an overwatch pro top 500
and everything the woman you know were you dead ass yeah I was overwatched pro
I was a Lucia who do you name Lucia okay this is he and I was crazy I was top
why are you never in these like Marvel Rivals tournaments I see them cuz I'm
loaded to overwatch.
Got to be loaded to the best game ever created.
The best game ever created all time.
You think is overwatched.
Dude, there's a there's a reason they got game of the year 2016.
That's 10 years ago.
Yeah, but like, come on, brother, there's a reason, you know,
needs to be able to talk to them and talk to them and talk to them.
Dude, you know what I mean?
It's just, you know.
Okay, so all down. Okay. I'm down to do FIFA, but you'll like you can't choose that
Like it's gonna be downloading in the background
Yeah, and and and the handicapped on here will which which EA?
The newest one the EFC 26. Yeah, and then you have
Two-star it to yeah worst worst team. Yeah, I've never
No, no, no EFC is not even my strong suit
You were just saying how nasty you are at FIFA.
I literally rolled this back.
You were just saying, I'm so crazy at FIFA.
It's on.
I say, I say I'm good at everything, Joe.
No, but then you specifically honed in on how good you are at FIFA.
You get the worst team.
Joe, Joe, if you don't believe in yourself, you've already lost.
You know what I mean?
Okay.
Yeah.
Wickey, but no, you're getting the worst team.
Okay.
I'll get the worst team.
You get the best deal.
What's your next pick?
I could be a real cornball here.
Um, people always complain when I do groovy bros, because I choose cheesy games and they're
like Joe Bartosz is like Dio Gasser when like real Davos are choosing call of duty and Valorant.
And I'm like, okay, bro.
The whole point of the brevi bros that you're going to pick your games, man.
No, I dare you to some bullshit.
I dare you to choose some bullshit, bro.
If you want me to choose some bullshit, I.
No, please don't.
That's what I'm begging.
Do not choose some book.
Like what is?
No, no, no, no, not this bullshit.
Dude, you don't understand this.
Keep knowing I don't like these feelings, bro.
No, no, no, no, no, Wickey's feet races so crazy.
Yes.
Yes.
OK, Joe, this is actually fire.
I'm actually down to rockin' because you and me are.
I would say we're evenly matched, weren't you?
Platt.
I feel like back when I was like in eighth grade,
but I'm not even trolling.
You are better than me here,
but I genuinely think there's like a 1% chance I win here.
1% chance.
If you choose rock and league, I'll choose Siege.
I don't really want to play Siege.
I was just...
I don't want to play that game either.
You're good, you're good, you're good.
Oh, by the way, if you're already locked in the game, it's locked. You know what I mean?
It's gonna look at that other. Okay. So I lock Rocket League. No handicaps
No, I can't. Oh, yeah, I think that's fair. Okay. I'll go Valorant
Valorant
Yeah, no handicap
Are we doing like how are we attack we attack one side? I think there's a way chat is there a one V one mode now and
Oh, sorry, sorry, I have a problem.
What you call it in, fuck, in Valor, yeah, there's a 1v1.
There's a 1v1, but there's no, you don't, like,
the one that I played Jason in was just, like, TDM, like.
No, no, no, now it's not.
You want to do skirmish, or whatever it's called.
Yeah, there's a mode, or we can either do skirmish.
And if you don't feel comfortable doing skirmish,
we can do, you attack one site.
So, for example, what is skirmish skirmish, I believe, is just a straight one.
D one.
We both spawn in play with any guns we like and then we fight each other.
There's no abilities.
No, yeah, there's no abilities.
Just shooting only.
I think that's fair.
I feel you're teasing me a little bit on that.
What was your peak rank and Valorant peak rank and Valorant silver gold?
Well, what elo and CS like premier?
never played CS, not professionally, never played CS ranked at least.
Okay. So we have one, two, three, four, five, six games, we need three more.
Okay. How many have I chosen? I've chosen three, you've chosen...
Three.
Three.
Yeah.
Okay, then I feel like I choose one, you choose one, and then we both agree on one.
Okay, I like that. I like that. I'm very cool.
Very cool.
Mechachameleon, no, that's fucking lame.
Mechachameleon, one V ones.
No, yo, by the way, I just want to tell you now that if I do end up winning,
I will you will hear earful from me.
Like I'm probably your chest.
Probably don't hate to fuck out of me because I mean, your ears will make
you funny fun of you because you just lost it.
Just kind of want to put that out there before it happens.
You know what I mean?
Yeah, I'll just mute you.
I
Kind of like
Okay, could I air something as a potential neutral game before I choose yes starts me fall guys fall guys first first to win a game
You want this to be a mirror wait actually like that actually like that. No, no, no, I do not hate that. I'm down
I'm down to do it
How would we do that? I
I think you and me can get in the same lobby you and we can get in the same lobby
I don't know and then no we get in the same lobby and then we go singles
I'm pretty sure you could do that. I don't think we could get in the same lobby as solos. Is that possible chat?
They're saying gang be
Yeah, we can we can
We can hop in a lobby at solo like me and you can join a party and then play as solos
Yeah, yeah, it's possible. Okay
Then my game, my last game, I need a lock here, not a lock, but something that I'm confident in.
You can do philosophy, you can debate your philosophy.
Yeah, you want to do a debate?
Yeah, we can debate philosophy, I probably need you in that, I don't know if you know what I mean.
I've been watching a lot of the videos and I've been reading a lot of...
I have not been reading philosophy a lot.
a lot. Really? I just know this book. It's called Don't Believe Everything You Think.
By who? I forgot his name, but it's Nguyen. His last name is Nguyen. I think it's called,
I forgot his name. Jack's Nguyen. I forgot his name. But it's Nguyen. You're actually
reading? Yeah. Don't believe everything you think. By Joseph Nguyen. Interesting. Yeah.
You should be listening back to our baseball is, wait, wait, wait, wait, by who?
By Joseph.
Not Jason.
No, Joseph, the way I know, I know, I know it sounds like, you know what I mean?
But just on God, I'm streaming, stream sniping you and grabbing you at fall guys.
Yo, you guys can try.
Check back to our baseball one V one of all.
I would do party animals one V one party.
I'm more confident in party animals than I know I don't really want to do party animals
Party animals will just fucking blow dude. I'm just gonna get I'm gonna get rage made at the whole time
Have you played party animals? Yeah, it's your team's brother
Okay, and then
No, no, no, no, we can't do wiki's favorite.
You just said anything.
No, that's just actually sad.
No, Joe, come on.
This is sad.
This is actually sad.
Come on, Joe.
Come on.
I see, bro.
Come on.
Let's at least make it somewhat like, you know what I mean?
Wait, hold up, hold up, hold up.
I'm going to stop sharing my screen for a second.
And I'm going to look at my steam list and I'm going to pick a game.
It's became man.
Like what? So do you want this to be something that you would have a handicap or something that would be like more like, what is the game that you're thinking of?
For you.
Yeah. For me, I'm thinking I'm going to choose.
There's two games.
I'm thinking Overwatch, but then that, have you played Overwatch or no?
Years ago.
Yeah, so.
How are we going to play each other in Overwatch?
Say that one more time.
How are we going to play each other in Overwatch?
That's it. There's a one-to-one custom. It's a one-to-one custom. Oh
Well, then if you choose wiki speed racing, I'm forced to choose over watch if you choose over watch
I'm picking Marvel rivals, and I'm running the same thing back
I'm just going for it. I'm running you down like you hear yourself. That's not fair
That doesn't mean the better game you just said I was pro in overwatch
You're trying to pick a hero game as a 1v1 that means okay. Let's have honor
Let's let's have honor. Let's have honor. Okay. Let's let's go down with honor. Okay. Oh
First one takes game
I'll not do wiki if you don't do overwatch. All right deal deal deal. Okay deal
Now now we have to do dead by daylight first one to escape. Do you know this?
I'm not playing dead by daylight
First to escape it could be a 15 hour stream
Okay, brahalla. That's are you good a brahalla? I'm not good. I've never played brahalla. I've never prayed brahalla
It's that's I promise you I've never prayed brahalla. I've never played it. What's your friend card?
my friend code let me see I
Guarantee you you have hours in brahalla, and you're just yeah
No, no, I have some hours in brahalla that I promise you on my life. You just said
Quote unquote. I've never played brahalla. I've never played brahalla
I've never played brawl. I've never played. No, I I promise but I I did play Smash Bros.
My my main in Smash Bros. England if you wanted to know just kind of want to put that out there if you wanted to know that it's
You never I just sent you a friend request
Why do you like Bart so much
What do you mean why do I like Bart so much it's my fucking last name oh
Oh fuck. Wait I thought your name was Bart Lozzi.
It is, but the shortened version is Bart.
Jesus, bro. Sometimes I feel like I don't be thinking that I could just be on autopilot sometimes.
How do I go to Brawlhalla and see how much time you have?
I could show you. Let me see if I can download the game actually.
No, but I have no history of this game. I actually never played this game.
Did I ask all my stomach?
What is your username?
Um, Yugi.
Did you add me back?
Of course.
Of course I added you back.
Yes, I did.
Yes, I did.
I literally got me to front bro.
Just asked for a follow for follow and didn't follow back.
No, I did.
You're my friend was I see you.
Yeah, you're my friend.
You're offline. I hate the friend that appears offline.
I'm not inviting you, man.
Come on, bro.
Let's appear online.
Oh, I'm hungry.
OK, gamble with friends.
First one's a bankrupt.
First one to bankrupt?
You just immediately just lose your money.
Sure, you're right.
Yeah, but look, I'm downloading Brahalla.
I'm going to show you how many hours I have.
Am I sure?
Or are you seeing?
Yeah, I don't have any hours.
I'm literally new to the game.
You didn't play it on console.
No, I said to you a screenshot.
No, no, no.
I never had a console.
OK, I'm trippin.
That was a lie.
That's actually weird as fuck.
No, actually, no, you know, I'm voiding Brawlhalla.
You have lied.
No, no, no, no.
Look, I'm just trolling.
Look, look, look, look, look, look, look.
I've never owned a console.
OK.
I've never played Brawlhalla.
No, OK, I'm not even trolling.
Brawlhalla, like, that was actually troll.
This is real.
Look, if you look, I have no hours.
I promise you I'm not lying about Brawlhalla.
I don't even know how to attack in that game.
I have no hours whatsoever.
I think this is perfect games because it's actually like you don't know how to play.
I don't know how to play, bro.
That's not like the screenshot you just sent me doesn't prove that you have no hours.
Yeah, because if you have, if you have a game with hours, if you go to any game,
it'll show that hours next to it says last played.
It's a space required, but how does it have that?
Bro, you're just going to saw.
OK, fine. Sure.
Well, I'm serious, bro.
Go to your profile. Let me see. You're just gonna. Yeah, but like, what are the rules?
First, first to win three games.
First to win three games.
I'm not playing him in chess.
No, yeah, Chessy would destroy.
It's not even that.
Chess is fucking so boring at my ego, bro.
I'm ass. I'm not good.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, what do you mean it's boring?
Wait, what are you, like a bronze?
Bro, I'm like the worst ego in the game.
I just know I remember it's your it's your philosophy skill.
Am I right or no?
All right, let's do infinite craft.
Like what are these games you're saving?
Infinite craft first two three things.
So we would take turns we would take turns picking things.
Oh wait what do you mean?
What is that?
What is infinite craft?
Look up infinite craft.
Steam no, it's just a browser game
Infinite craft you could you just combine items until you make certain things
Okay, okay, we can do it. So you would say like I want to get to crack and so one of us has to make
crack
Like drug
Yeah, well you it would be like something like that
Okay
Okay, you might fuck me here, but I don't mind this. I don't know. I've never played this game
Well, we would have to reset to chat. How do you reset?
How do you like reset your full life? Yeah, well, I've never played brahalla and you've played brahalla
True. Okay, that's a fair. That's fair. No, I've never played brahama. You said true
No, I said I said I said true because I try to give you a point, but I never played brahalla. I'm trippin
Okay, yeah, no we can do infinite craft first of three things that would be every game
Do you want me to share my screen again so you can see all of them?
Yes, just okay Roblox Bellamy Roblox Bellamy fortnight, which is to what like custom
I'm. Custom 1d1 first to five first to five. Yeah. Geo guesser best of five no move. EFC.
Jonah move Jonah move Jonah move Jonah move EFC UG is where team Joe gets fast rocket league
Valorant skirmish Fall guys first win a game brahalla first the three games one and then
infinite craft first the three things we would just take turns going you have to craft this
now. So whoever chooses this game picks first item. Yeah, there is neutral games. Brahala
is neutral. I feel like Rockin League is he's better than me, but I counted as the neutral
game. I would say we could add more neutral games. I mean, if I'm I think Brahala, well,
I think Brahala you have an edge just off experience of Smash Bros. You've never played
Smash, even as a kid. When I was like, bro, last time I played Smash, I was probably like
12 yeah I mean but like come on everybody picks up a little bit of
smash you know I mean I think you're overthinking it Joe
like you test oh like come on are you dead ass I'm fine with this if you're
fine with this I'm good with this I don't need more neutral games I would I
think I'd destroy you and maybe we could have a neutral game is just human
benchmark if you want to add another one what's human benchmark what is that it's
It's just you would do first, Zoyle said buckshot roulette.
We could do buckshot.
I don't think that's a neutral because I'm,
oh, if you want to play it, I'll do it.
No, I don't know what to do with this.
I pick buckshot multiplayer, you lose.
I literally watched, I have like 15 hours in buckshot roulette.
I've watched you go crazy in it.
I've literally seen you go crazy in this game.
Like, yeah, this is not, that's not fair.
You get any of those chance-based gambling games
where you like use items to increase odds.
I just like metagame those.
I'm kind of nervous.
So do you want to add another neutral?
No, we have nine games to choose from.
I feel like it's neutral.
Look, okay, so the way I do is like,
okay, you have a strong suit, which is spelling V.
I have a strong suit, I guess, Fortnite,
if you want to count that.
Geo guessers, your strong suit,
EAFC's my strong suit.
Rocket League is a mini neutral.
Yeah, mini neutral.
Valorant is mini neutral. Yeah, you know how to aim fall guys. I played a lot, but I mean dude
We're gonna get grab. Yeah, there's could be stream snipers like there's no real yeah, like this is like a bit of an RNG game here
Brahalla's neutral and my opinion. I've never played brahalla and I think I have an edge on brahalla
And I think I have an edge on infinite craft
Okay, and I think this is actually perfect. I personally think this is amazing. Okay, maybe try the troll now
And then what's the punishment? Oh shit. Yeah, we didn't talk about that. What do you want to do for that?
We give the winner ten thousand dollars
No
We give the winner ten thousand dollars
I think if I won you I would never see that money a day in my life. Are you crazy?
I respect you Joe.
Bro, I yeah, but Yugi Yugi
if I if you put 10 K on the line here and I won I don't think you're paying me
dude I bro we're streamers I'd have to go live again we're streamers like if I went live again
didn't be like pay Joe pay Joe and I'd have to listen because dude I bro at the end of the day
Was it was it Lacey in debt to Ludwig for like a year and then yeah
Ludwig transferred that debt to Ron in a mogul money after Ron won
Yes, but that but that's the thing. That's the way life goes. You know what I mean sometimes that's it
But I'm not like that. That's not me. What do you think I'm a monster?
Bro, I'm not betting ten thousand dollars. Let's do a punishment
Okay, do you have anything in mind?
What if we okay?
What if we put on a diaper we put on a diaper and then we just run in the like you have to go to your most popular
To pay place in your city, which you're in New Jersey, correct? That's trying to box you or anything
I'm not doing that
Is this a kink of yours no it's not a kick of mine
I'm just trying to think of the most craziest punishments and seeing where Joe draws the line. You know what I mean?
I've also already worn a diaper for a different challenge.
Okay.
I'm not, Sir Strongings and Nogo, they're saying milk a mile.
You can't really do that on stream though.
Yes.
It has to be something you have to do on stream because you're going to throw up on stream.
Made outfit stream?
I swear Joe has done that before.
Unless I'm tripping.
I've worn a made outfit.
Wow.
an outfit in some sort of game.
Way like what do you mean?
It's sort of a game.
What do you mean?
What do you mean?
Talk to me like you have to be to game or play a game.
I have to be to game or play a game.
Oh, in a certain outfit.
Yeah.
Okay.
Bunny girl outfit.
Bunny girl outfit.
You can't take it off until you be the Batman trilogy.
I'm sure.
the Batman trilogy. What am I dedicating 50 hours of my life to
I'm not getting 50 hours of my life for this.
You can't lose.
Oh, okay. I got something. I got something. Okay.
Okay.
Made outfit until you beat Junkie.
So you beat Jump King?
Yes. You have to do it in the made outfit.
And you can't a stream you have to fall asleep on stream you have to wake up on stream
Or should we bring it back pass pass pass pass pass?
I'm saving you from that potentially to you
Jumping bro. Have you ever played okay name a Faudian game you've ever played? What's that mean?
Point point exactly point exact. Oh only up only up. I played only up. Okay. Did you beat it?
Yeah, okay. Oh, what about that? What if you can't in stream and say you'd be only up in a made outfit?
Oh, yeah, what a great idea. Is it what fucking 2023? Oh my god
Dude, that's the punishment. You have to play something. That's not fun
Okay, no, I agree, but I'm saying I'd rather play something that's not fun, but not like
torturous
Okay, only up is removed. Okay. Um, only up doesn't exist anymore
Apparently
How about this?
Okay
Have you ever played baby steps I
Think so is it the one where you have to go like your your character is like walking like any walks individually right?
Yeah, yeah, okay. Yeah, what about you beating it?
Never I've never even played it
How long does that game take chat like nine hours? Oh
No, I could do something where it's like shorter
Yeah, my chat saying this the one game that I don't like if you wanted to play it's just not fun
I know it's how to build an atomic bomb in your back garden and it's like three hours long and
It's just tedious tasks. It's really just fucking awful
You have to just make it's like I played it already, but so I would have to do a different game as a punishment
That's in like the same time frame
But it's literally like you have a recipe book and you're like building an atomic bomb and it's just
torture
When you individually carry like batteries, what why are people telling me that I'm on the list? Oh
My god, it's good. I searched up how to make an atomic bomb. Oh my god. I gotta remove this shit from my head
Why did you not go on steam you just googled that?
No, no, no, I like one of those games where you have to like, like jump in stuff or not jump.
So you want to do a Foddingham game? You want to do a Foddingham game?
Yeah, I feel like that's torture. Like imagine your chat would laugh at you and you would get mad so bad.
You don't understand how he laughs at me.
What's a rage game that doesn't take 15 hours, chat, that neither Yu-Gi or I have played?
More me because I've played more rage games than you.
Oh, wait. Okay. How about this?
Oh
But you can't remember until you beat it
Go eat a snack you see you like whispering that under your breath
No, it's cuz I don't have snacks. I would never allowed get to work bro. Okay, but I like I played that. Oh
You could play leaf it alone
I've been waiting for a while. Oh really? Holy shit.
Octodad?
Which Octodad, dadliest?
That's not even a rage game.
Is this a rage game? I think they just want you to game, bro.
Have you ever played Cuphead? I was surprised.
No, please. No, I had a UD2X Cuphead stream. Blue comment. I was supposed to do like a
not ending until I beat it and I ended in three hours.
Bro, then let's not choose a rage game.
Okay, we can choose something else.
Like what?
Hmm.
I'm going to go back to the
tree.
Trees hate to I be all okay you
can't end and say you'd be three
of the last games your choice.
three
three finas.
Yeah, any finas.
Not including not including
custom night not including it
has to be has to be like of the
original finas.
And I build and it can't be sister location because I think you have to beat three for daffs and you get to choose one through three
Friends doing that right now on stream and it's been it dude. It's like 10 hours long
You wouldn't do it no I'm actually so scared of like just oh you don't like horror games
How about we do that? How about we do that? How about we do that? Okay, loser place message. Loser place message
I've never played it. It's a serious game of all time. This is just not even that scary, bro. You played it. I played it before
Yes, not even that scary
Well, it's like a really scary game
Um
Outlast two you're saying
Have you played outlast? I haven't played outlast here, but I'm planning on playing outlast two
I don't want to I don't want to do that. That's a little cheap because then I'd be yeah
I just be playing the game. I'm probably already gonna play. Yeah
Scary game and every time you get jumpscare you have to give give the winner five subs
That's like that's like saying do an eating stream in every bite. You have to get five so like you're gonna get jumpscare to 100%
Madison people are saying have you played Madison Madison
but they don't voice Madison view all this game yet.
Oh my god, dude, I'm about to puke and you have to do this in a made outfit so every
every time you get scared and you stand up,
every time you get scared and you stand up,
you would have been, huh?
Oh yeah, how long is medicine?
Wait, and it's not a main cafe.
Sorry, it's a bunny girl outfit, bunny girl outfit.
It's six hours.
It happened, it happened.
I hope, so you have to, in one stream,
I'd have to beat this game.
In a made outfit.
Bro, I'm gonna be like drenched in sweat.
That's just, that's just the way it goes.
Doki Doki, I've already played Doki Doki
their trick Bob. That's a good game. That is a good game. Yeah, it's a bunny outfit.
My bad. I'm speaking. So bunny outfit and play. Wait, Madison is six hours. Yeah. Bro,
we got to have focus in this game. We got to have a scare. Is Madison scary?
What the fuck is six hour or more game? I get bored. I'd be like, okay, scariest horror
games on steam. They're saying obey the voice. Resident Evil 7,
visage, fear and hunger, Darkwood. What is Darkwood?
Don't play this? Okay.
I
Played don't play this
Wait, can we just do that
You'd have to pick a game for me that I haven't played that games only like a few hours long
That is scary shit. It's so you have to be every level
Wait, oh never mind I have played this game before I played this game before I believe
Don't play it. It's really good. Drop like three months ago. Oh never mind. I'm lying
Okay, then I could do this because we would we would have you on a Madison
Pro that's not
Madison six hours long this games to
Joe what's the
Mortuary system he played it before mortuary assistant also not scary
Resident Evil 7 played last of us played bunch of large in my chat
Okay, I do don't play this for the scare aspect you do FNAF one and two
Okay, how about this how about no how about just cuddle this shit out whoever is it FNAF to arguably the best FNAF
It's the hardest whoever loses has to beat FNAF to
you. In a in a buddy outfit.
Because then we're playing then we're both playing the same game.
In a bunny. I played for that for that's why I'm saying none of that I played for that
for like four hours FNAF two.
Is that a no for you?
Let's do it.
Oh my car, let's just do it, girl.
Okay, Five Nights at Freddy's too.
Whoever loses has to beat Five Nights at Freddy's too.
And they can't end until they beat it, by the way.
But they have to wear a Bonnie suit.
And they have to wear a Bonnie suit every time.
So we have to order the Bonnie suit.
Let's say you don't finish.
Let's say it's been, like, it's been three days
You have to stay live bro with that bunny three days from I'm gonna give it a sack you I'm confident. I beat this game in like five hours
Let's do it. We're locked a hundred percent. We're locked. I promise you do it. Wait. Can you share your screen? You flip a coin?
Yeah, see to pick who goes first. All right. It's locked best of seven first of four loser has to wear a bunny suit and beat
FNAF two in one string
deal
What is this wonky ass heads or tails you got all up right now?
Do you want a color?
I can give you a certain color.
It's customizable.
We can do purple.
All right.
What's the call?
Your call.
Your call.
And winner, if I call it right, I pick first game.
Tails.
Yeah.
Yes.
Yes.
Yeah. Yes. Yes. And loser, I'm just confirmed because it's how all like Brevy Brezmer. Loser
picks like game after. Of course. Yeah. Obviously it's just winner chooses first or sorry. The
winner chooses first loser of every game picks next game. Yeah. But you don't actually
don't want to make the first game one sided like you don't want to do that. No, I want
start with something that's more chill like I don't want to start with like
spelling bee or something Wayne yeah yeah I would start with Rocket League
really just like a neutral W Joe in the chat bro oh we didn't ever say what
we're doing should we just do best of three games for Rocket League yeah that's
the three games or isn't it yeah that's the three best of three full games
I think this is more one side of the movie than the other.
For you or for me?
For you, because Rocky League is not very good at it.
Well, you and Archie almost beat me and Jinxie.
Well, Jinxie is trash.
Yeah, but so is Archie.
Archie is trash. He's trying to find himself.
You defending your friend like that so sweet, you know me arc your blood brother. Yeah, you know somebody make somebody make a
somebody make a
heated rivalry edit of
Archey and you somebody get on that
Do it dude. I'd love to hop on a podcast with you Joe. Oh really?
Podcasts
I don't want to lose Joe, Joe, I don't want to lose.
What is your, uh, what is your epic ID?
Uh, you eat 2x.
Oh, wait, I think I could just invite you on steam now.
I don't have steam.
I mean, not that I, wait, not that I don't have steam, but oh wait, are you mighty, are
you mighty Joe?
Yo, you're like a chronic liar.
You're like a chronic liar, man.
I feel like anything you say is just not true.
I'm sorry.
What is your epic?
I'll add your epic.
You eat 2x.
Or I can add you.
Let me add you.
You're not accepting friend invites.
I'm also not accepting friend invites.
Okay.
Accept friend invites.
What's your thing?
I'm not accepting friend invites.
I'm not I can't accept friend invites. Okay. Okay. Okay. I'm gonna accept the written
It's because I every time I have to tab out like my whole screen glitches is so
ballish. Okay. Are you accepting friend advice? Let me see. Let me see. How do I do that? I
I actually don't know that's why I'm saying I can't.
So what are we doing, Dan?
Interesting.
Now, like when you lose what bunny outfit
do you think you're gonna buy?
Are we a lot?
Like is it like Easter bunny outfit?
Or are we doing like...
The person chooses.
E-kit, oh really?
Yeah, so, wait, how do I add people?
Which I did it on Fortnite.
Settings?
All they just got all my information.
You might have to give me the win for this one, bro.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, we'll just call it here.
Hold on, let me see.
Oh, there has to be.
Oh my God.
Oh yeah, make sure to download FIFA, by the way.
Yeah.
Oh shit.
Yeah, I didn't download that.
Of course, brother.
Yeah, and that's the, I think it's 26, right?
Yeah, I'm 26.
Um, communication settings.
Wait, how do I do that?
I'm in a deep stream.
I don't have anything.
I just woke somebody up.
Oh my God, I'm just fainted.
I mean, you need to win.
I ain't trying to see your chop.
That's in a bunny suit.
You're weird as fuck.
Well, how are we not both in a bunny suit, Yugi?
Uh, no, trust me, you're going to look amazing doing it.
Um, what's up with math?
And you're going to be so miserable because you can't end stream.
You're gonna be so mad, bro. You're gonna be so pissed. I
Want you to lose so bad because I feel like you're not good at finnaff and it would take you like nine hours
Nine I'm letting you know if I lose. I'm insta watching a tutorial and I'm just fucking metagaming finnaff too
Oh, I am too. What that's just that's just that's just a competitive
Competitive refund that no more channel poor interruptions. You know me. It's just this is how we are, bro
That's how we are because you don't you hate using too, right?
I'm a really I'm a bad sore loser now. Let me ask you do you hate losing or do you love winning?
both
No, they're very different, especially you know man. Yo, can I add you?
I mean that I'm trying I'm trying but you're gonna have to accept. Oh, let me search up on YouTube
Let me search up on YouTube. Oh, we can do a private match, too
And I could just send you the code
Yeah, I'm pretty sure you could do a party. Are you are you West Coast?
I'm going to make a private match and I'm just going to fucking send you the yeah.
When we get on for night, I could turn that setting off.
Wait, if I create a private match, how do I send you an invite?
You send me the code, I believe.
Oh yeah, join about that name password.
Wait, we're playing us central.
Oh, yeah, join about that name password. Wait, we're playing US central. Name password.
Match admin disabled team settings, mutator settings create.
Okay.
Oh, shut up, I'm up here. Wait, what am I, oh, I'm closing steam.
Okay.
Did you get it?
I I made a custom match. I sent you the stuff. Don't don't leak it. Oh
Fuck your line
Did you get it? Yeah, and then what do I do again?
You would go join private match and then you would input that user and
Password
Okay
Okay, let's go I think I says joining oh my god, I'm nervous John nervous Joe
That's the three games all right
Let's go
You don't have to give me compliments, so you're just not that good
Why is my chair stop taking GGs rose the first 18 seconds the game
I
Ball possession percentage. I just have a low converting rate right now
I see what you're trying to do you're trying to do with the pro
I'm trying to do what what you said you're trying to do what the pros do so like you bring it back
Oh my god, I bring it back. Yeah, you bring it off the
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, this one talking about road school chat
Oh, I'm gonna be watching this dream by the way. I'm gonna take the day off
I'm gonna take the day off just like a lot of people watch this dream dead-ass man
Wow, you're just fucking 15 me
Bork
I can't wait to fuck on you bro, you're gonna get, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, okay.
Bro, no, why? We're both on 72 ping right now.
I'll get back.
Why are you going back here, bro?
Why are you going back there? Why are you going back dork dork? Yo dork dork? Why are you going back dork?
Why don't you play a little more offensively rather than just waiting for me to give you
Brother, I guess I'm playing offensively. How can I play offensively if I'm winning 3-1?
Oh
This game is so shit like I'm gonna be honest this game is so shit
I mean like you're winning right now like this game is so shit, but you're doing so much better than
We're for a check clearly it's just clear it's just clear are you bronze buddy?
Good save.
Why don't you aerial?
I prefer not to.
Boost on the ground type of guy?
Yeah, you know what I mean?
Rather play safe than sorry.
Why'd you do that?
You just did not set me up.
Thank you, bro.
Thank you, bro.
This game is so shit.
Hell no, Joe!
Joe, hell no, hell no, are you serious?
Oh no.
You gotta run back, get that ball there.
You have to.
You 50 that, are you serious?
Are you serious?
You know, she's headed in your own goal.
trust me bro it can't it can't be smart all right I knew I wasn't going to
dang that's not it that's not it
yeah I will say I will say you are the best rocket league player I've played in a
bro you know yeah definitely bro you're not that bad yourself
let's face more
How to go for the 50 how to pick some riskier plays here
Oh, what a safe Yu-Gi Yu-Gi you're actually the best way in the world
I can't wait to see you playing the main outfit, bro.
Oh man.
Uh-oh.
uh-oh this pretty much my game chat that us from fifty-fifty that brother
are you going mango good night good night good night good night pretty much
my game you know what I mean
gonna wait for him to kick it off himself bang easy I'm gonna let you shoot
that you know make sure you don't oh my god no genuinely genuinely you are top five worst
players I've ever played in like any game that was like cool that was like all right
Silence on this and silence on this and you're locked in a minute and six seconds three goals. That's all we need
Damn, if you need three goals, you're gonna have to play bingo. Let's go, baby
Just play some more boys to stop getting overconfident
Yeah, get clear
I'm not even gonna lie, I know you're gonna win this first game, I'm so serious when I
say you're genuinely a worst rock-a-league player in the game.
Like I know you're a worst rock-a-league player.
I'm worse than you, I'm worse than you.
You are worse than me.
I guess I'm worse than you.
The goals you're getting, the goals you're getting are lazy and you just clear as anything
fucking mess.
Brother, brother, brother, work smarter than I hard, have you ever heard of that or no?
Hey, what a save.
Bang, another one.
Oh, my.
Oh, my.
All right.
1-0, 1-0.
Oh, man, 7-3, Joe.
7-3.
Geez.
This is the craziest start to a Bro B Bro.
And stop coping, Joe.
Dead eyes.
I genuinely think you're a good gamer.
Like, I do think you're a gamer.
You're a good gamer.
You literally said the exact opposite five seconds ago.
Well, because I'm lying.
Clearly, I don't think you're a good gamer.
fucking it literally
Nectating every other sentence. Let me ask you a question. Do you hate to lose or do you love to win?
You just ask that's not it. No, no, no, no, no, and it's because you gave me the wrong answer
You got a textbook of online errors that you just use brother brother brother. Do you hate to lose?
Joe do you believe in aliens?
Do you believe in it?
We just saw one
It's okay Joe you're good you're good you know you know you'll live you'll live axe. Oh shit, okay
What a fucking stupid touch, Joe.
Absolutely stupid touch.
Bro, like, I mean, I don't even know what I'm supposed to do.
You're gonna want me to challenge you, and then you're just gonna try and get it past
me.
Every time, bro.
Sit in that, wait for me to chow, try and get it over my head, and then just fucking
drive it into the goal.
That's not what I'm doing.
Clean this way to one-by-one.
No, no, no.
That's clearly not what I'm even doing.
It is.
No, it's not.
If that was what I was doing, I would say
What a shit player you're actually snow genuinely oh my god that was better than any goal
You've made it in this entire
Sad it's genuinely better goal. No, it's not sad because every goal you're getting is from fucking half field when I'm pushed up
And you just get the ball past me or it's a fucking tick off goal
Like bro, what are you doing?
It's called a fake you might not know what it is. Oh, yeah, it's caught skill
What is that champ like that's cringe genuinely cringe stop?
Like look at that that's so fucking stupid how's that stupid?
Like genuinely bro, this is like genuinely bro. What do you mean?
Brother give ball give ball bro give ball
like what are you doing bro take it up a damn side are you dead as we're
demoing are you dead no come on Joe Joe are you just running the ball down you
are playing dead are you dead are you dead are demoing why in a 1v1 are you
sure that's good manners at least have some shame
if you fucking score this bro this is the like I hate
rock come on the ball doesn't lie you're the ball doesn't lie the ball doesn't lie
the ball doesn't lie clearly
Oh my god bro, this team is so ass.
Oh one of you guys is gonna run the ball up the side again.
The Yu-Gi special.
You just did that!
I just did the same exact thing that you did to get every single goal.
Wait for you to flub the fuck out of the ball, because you have no ball control, and then just run it into the fucking net.
I guess I have no ball control?
None.
What's that? What's that? That's called ball control.
In fact, that's how ball control, you hit the ball.
Exactly. So in turn...
Idiot.
We're gonna watch that one back too.
I-I'm nearly fullscreen. I'm nearly fullscreen. I'm nearly there to-
Fuck! Fuck! Fuck, man!
You demoed one of the goals. You gotta give me one of the goals.
That's not a rule. We never... Oh my God. Now you're a cornball.
You're actually a cornball. You're actually a cornball for that.
That's so... Nah.
You'll get that.
Yeah, that's so fucking shit. It's giving us so fucking bad ball control
Shit can bro shit can all you know the only shot he knows how to take is a fucking chip
And he gets out
Yeah, I just handed that shit straight to you on a fucking silver platter and you messed it
Yo, bro, it's okay
Yeah, no
there. I don't know. That was, uh, that was a real, a really weird
love by you there, Yugi. No, it was so great. You were like
talking so much shit in the first game and then you've gone
like silent.
28 seconds. You gotta get two goals here. Is it doable? Yes.
Are you gonna do it?
Yes, maybe not. Yes.
I just got to maintain a one goal lead here that's it and he does that
I promise you I was I was talking shit. I was fucking said now I'm going to destroy you if it's the last thing I do I'm going to destroy you genuinely I'm going to destroy you I promise you
Maybe one more.
No, no.
No.
Maybe you can throw that in.
No ball control.
No, no, no.
No ball control.
And it's so cringed.
If that was me, I probably would have sat that ball
on top of my Octane and then I would have dribbled that into your goal.
You're a dork, you're a dork.
And this Chaz laughing how hard you are.
You're a dork.
Yo, yo, Jeej.
All right, I bet.
And also you demoed for a goal.
Just kind of want to put that out there. Oh, I need my two it doesn't even matter you demo for a go. So you add it out of just
Just here's your strategy
All right, let me tap it let me tap it now that was a fluke
I guess I am how am I supposed to demo you with no boost Joe explain that Joe I don't
know but like you're playing like you were trying to demo me and you were just talking
about how demos are lame and one be like look no there's no way you're proud of that goal
there's no way you're proud of that goal oh my god no 1v1 rock league is not no no I'm
Can we beat all this game? Can we beat all this game?
No, we're not beat all the game. They're tied right now.
Every time you're doing a slow kickoff.
Are you doing that purposefully?
What do you mean doing it purposefully?
I don't have boots at the front of the-
Like you're trying to kick off slow on purpose.
No, no, no. I just don't have a booth.
I
You almost demoed there bro, I didn't demo there
Pocket I got distracted I got distracted
Oh my god, I got this strike, dude.
I got this strike.
Wait, can we restart?
Can we restart?
No, we're not restarting.
Oh, oh no.
Have you nervous on that one?
That would have been the game-ender.
You're like panicking right now.
Yo, I'm not panicking.
You're like full fucking panicking right now.
I could like see it.
guess I'm panicking I'm chilling I'm really in my zone never been better and
all you're doing is demo and you're trying to demo me
I
Did I just was driving on my life, I was just driving brother come on. All right my fingers live
Yes
For you brother
can't miss that can't miss that some silver energy there I was just up to now
seasons yeah can we not count this game no no we can veto this game do you want
to veto it no
yike wow please please no no no I won't take that I won't take that that that
That'd be out of my leave. I mean that actually be weird now you were gonna take that if you could
Well, I wasn't
Like you're so cringe you see that you see that you see that but I guess that's all control like what's the point of both?
You almost a fit in your own goal there never would never hit that one out
Like you're so cringe though. So this is cringe
What you're doing you were literally so boost are you you're boost are you bro? You're boost are you
What is the city breeze I'm boost are you just a 1v1 yes, you were taking moves. Hey grab pads grab pads
You only rely on the hundreds no, but come on bro like
bro went silent like that was an opportunity i'm screaming
good block
oh bumping bumping get the bump man
get the bump man
bumping what happened to bumping what happened to top
what happened to jim
what happened to the curb
i can't believe you're bumping
get in the bump
fuck you jimmy
look at this
he bumped right into me
get the boy
get him me out of the way
what the hell is that shit
You little you little
Hey, you got boost
Oh my god, what is this game, no this game is actually butcher.
Oh my god, he's back!
He's on your back!
Oh my god, no!
That is going to be the mess!
Please.
30 seconds.
Oh my god 10 seconds
Gulaso, Gulaso, GULASO NOOOOO I knew it was a go, I knew it was a go, I knew it was a go
Don't let it drop, don't let it drop, don't let it drop Joe, don't let it drop Joe, don't
let it drop Joe, don't let it drop Joe, Joe, I know your head, your mental is gone, your
mental is gone, I just scored, I literally stalled that, I stalled this game so much,
for you to lose in the last closing moments of the game.
It's sad.
Oh my God, oh my God, oh my God, oh my God.
You are shit.
You are shit, bro.
You are going to be playing for that, bro.
Ball control, ball control, ball control, ball control,
ball control, bang, boy!
Infinite craft, infinite craft.
Bang!
Ball control, ball control, ball control.
Top five things Joe said before he fucking
You got the money by you, bro.
Dork, you're a dork.
You're a dork.
One zero, one zero, one zero, that's fine.
Dude, I love gaming, Joe.
I love gaming.
I love, don't maul either.
Don't I see mauled.
Did you send the list by the way to me?
Oh, I'd love to choose the next game.
Yes, I would love to choose that.
Damn, so I don't get excited over there.
Yes, I do, yes I do.
Don't dumbass, it's the fucking loser
of the last game chooses the next time you fuck this on the ass.
Go back to the bot.
You fucking dunderhead.
No, you fucking dummy.
You, hey, hey, loser of the game picks the next game.
That's what I said before we started.
Go back and bot.
You're good.
You're good.
You agree.
You're good.
You're good.
You're good.
You're good, bro.
You're good.
You'll live, Joe.
You'll live.
Well, bro, you know what?
Let's do some GeoGaster to do something
to give you your one back, bro.
But you're good.
You'll live, bro.
You'll live.
Don't turn red either, chill, chill, chill.
You're good, you'll live, you'll live.
You'll live, bro.
All right, come on, loser, you'll loser.
Choose the game.
Infinite craft, I told you, bro.
Infinite craft, are you serious?
Infinite craft. Holy shit, bro.
This is actually side, bro, that you come to the,
all right, come on.
All right, so how this works
is it's the first to craft three things.
And I get to choose the first thing we craft.
Okay, what are we crafting?
Let me consult my chat.
And don't let your chat help you like in terms of crafting.
Yeah, no, no, no, no, no, no, you're not allowed to have chat.
We could we could throw it in email only during.
No, no, it's okay. I trust you have integrity.
Yeah.
Um,
Let's go let's go the first thing we craft is weed
We okay, so the candidates weed or marijuana are both
applicable
Okay, let's do it. I'm down. Let's do it. Are you like you you have to have your things reset right now
So the only items you should have our water fire wind and earth
Yes, all I have is water water fire wind and earth. Okay. You ready? Yes. I'm ready three two one go go
We're crafting weed
So, I definitely need to get to like plant and smoke, incense, plant and plant, tree,
tree and smoke, fire, fire and tree, ash, ash and plant, tobacco, tobacco, plant, cigarette,
and tree cigarette and smoke cigarette and smoke smoker smoker of fire
firefighter we're trying to go smoke smoker of tree cigarette tree smoke
smoke cloud cloud tobacco smoke cigarette smoke fuck smoker and smoker
Tank firefighter fire truck incense. We need to get to like person or like plant and smoke
Fire fire
Volcano, yeah, what are you? What are you looking at right now? What are you going? I'm on mountain. What about you?
I'm just if I'm being honest. I'm just kind of random combining shit
Dude, I'm home. Oh, I'm I just got steam
You just got steam.
Oh steam equals weed cuz wind.
My god weed crowd I just got it.
You got weed?
No.
Oh my god how am I gonna get to this?
Is that possible by the way to get to weed?
Yeah.
I would assume so.
Yeah?
Is it?
I mean, I think you can make almost,
like you can make like Markiplier on Infinite Graph.
The YouTuber?
Yeah.
So I'd assume you'd be able to get to it.
How long it takes?
I don't know.
Why are you making those noises?
I'm almost there
What are you at? I'm at a no, I can't tell you
You're gonna try to steal my shit. I'm not gonna try and steal your shit, bro
I'll tell you what I have
Yeah, you have I have no no man smoker
What do you have I have I probably have smoke
How do you think you're right there? Oh my god, how do I get to this?
Yeah, it's like what things
combine.
I got weed.
I
Got I got weed I added a lighter and planters like lighter
I got I went tobacco cigarette smoker and then I got cigar and then I want cigar box wish genie
I got light lamp lighter and then weed
Typing up right now like fuck you you fucking hippo Lacey
No, I'm trying to search up things that I can like wait. What are they? I don't you could create anything in infinite craft
I just want to make sure I think you can create almost anything
I would say keep it within reason because if you go like we have to craft fucking kison at we're gonna be here for four hours
Yeah, okay, let's do
Okay, also wait wait wait before you start hitting menu on the bottom left and then hit your save and reset
that. Let's do. Let's make
hippo. The animal hippo. Yes, the animal. Just to shout out lazy. Okay, so we're doing
hippo next. Yeah, is that crazy? You can let me know if it's crazy. And is it first to
three is the best out of three. It's first to three. I don't think hippo is that crazy.
It might be kind of hard though.
We'll see.
Okay, let's do it, let's do it.
You count it down.
All right, three, two, one, go.
What's like your general strategy here?
Wait, your strategy in this game?
Well, I mean, like, what are you thinking?
Like, if you're going, I need to get to a hippo.
what's like some of the stuff you're going,
I think this would be useful, you know?
I'm just combining.
Wait, I don't know.
I just got sunflower though.
Let me tell you, if you had Pliosaurus, I would have had probably the fastest speed
run of all time to Pliosaurus.
Wait, if I would have had, if you would have chose 5th, I would have got it.
I have Santa Claus.
I have officially reached Santa Claus.
Ah, I'm almost there.
You're at hippo?
Yeah, yeah, down here.
I just got elephant.
Oh my god, you got elephant?
I feel like I've got to work my way back.
What happened if I combined this?
I just got a griffin.
I just got Santa Claus instead of Santa.
I got Sanosaurus.
I have Snowsaurus.
I have Barbecue.
I have Geryl.
Geryl, Santa Claus.
Sanosaurus and Santa Claus.
Nope.
That's about useless.
Obsidian.
Damn it, dude, I don't know.
Why is there, maybe it's a land animal?
Dude, this is so RNG.
Right?
No, that's not the word.
Snapping, I'm snapping, I'm snapping, I'm snapping, I'm snapping, I'm snapping, I'm
snapping, I'm so snapping.
Okay.
Okay
There's definitely some things I could combine here that are gonna get me to where I need to go
It's what those things are
I'm unsure
Well, I watched Odyssey I just got decided
Yeah, you were saying what was the character you're liking?
Arthritis or some the morning character arthritis. Yeah
Yeah, he's hard.
They're genuinely amazing.
Oh my God, hippo, hippo, I swear I just got hippo.
Oh my God, what the fuck, I got hippo.
What do you combine?
I think I combine mermaid and, wait, what I combine?
Chad, do y'all remember?
Wait, yeah, this is hippo.
It doesn't say hippo.
Yes, this is hippo.
OK, then you got that.
We're one one wait, what did I what did I um what did I come come come? Oh see monster and Pegasus
Are you right? Oh, you got hippocampus dumbass
Wait, that's not the same shit
That's actually bro. You're like a little you're a little goblin. You're a little goblin. You gotta keep
What are you?
Yeah, bro, that's cheating.
You just shut up saying hippocampus.
Hippocampus is not.
Then why does it?
Yeah, it has the hippo.
It says it in the hair.
Hippocampus is not a hippo.
Hippocampus isn't that a part of your brain?
No, no, no.
It's a hippo.
It's just hippocampus and it's a game.
It's a icon of a hippo.
I promise.
That's why I don't care.
that's not it. No, it is not
get it. You're trying to cheat
the game. Yeah, it's a game.
Hippocampus is not an animal,
Yu-Gi. Fuck. Exactly. So no,
I promise. Exactly.
Okay, sure. And agree.
Let's keep playing. It has an
hippo. No, you're cheating.
I'm not cheating, bro.
You're wrong. But you're actually
just wrong.
Do you do this all your bro v bros bro?
I'm not division all my bro v bro bro, what are you talking about?
I can't get anything other than hippo.
Oh my god.
You know if the hippos are omnivore?
Oh my, tsunami campus.
campus
But you're on like brain you're you're in like parts of the brain
Yo, yo, yo, no, no, look look look if you search up what's the long version of a hippo it's hippo campus
It's a hippopotamus
Oh fuck, I didn't even notice that shit. I thought it was I just saw a long word
My god, I have the Egypt are there fucking hippos in Egypt
Oh my God, I can't with this shit, bro.
I've been trying to merge hippo with everything.
Bro, how do I get?
I need to get to like animal.
Do you have animal?
Yeah.
Wait, like animals?
You have the word animal.
No, I got Griffin.
I got Leviathan.
Oh my God, I'm like in Africa in terms of like.
I'm like in Middle East, they're not Middle East,
mythology.
How do I get out of here?
Like how do I get to Poseidon?
Oh, I need to work my way back.
I got Christmas tree.
Fucking awesome.
I'm gonna cry.
I'm liking what I'm cooking right now.
Oh
I'm liking what I'm cooking. Wait. Are you sure hippo campus is a hippo?
A hippopotamus is a hippo
Joe I like playing games with you. You're so cool. You just try cheating
I didn't try cheating, man. Okay. I just thought a hippocampus was another word for a hippopotamus.
I just got heaven. I just got heaven in the garden of Eden. How have I found heaven but
I haven't found a desert, like I guess that's what that means narwhal
I got Adam and Eve you're in the Bible I have a human
I'm getting animals that I've never even heard of I haven't heard the things that is
so long bro that means I'm not cooking oh you haven't combined anything like at all recently
no in a long time bro because it's because I mean Greek mythology
oh my god wait
wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
Hippogryph, I got a hippogryph.
What's a hippogryph?
I don't know.
I got a zombie, I got Frankenstein.
This is stressing me out.
This is also stressing me out.
I got a cyclops.
I got a hedgehog. I got a porcupine.
I got a quill. I have a porcupine.
Combine that with Adam and Eve.
Brotherhood.
Christmas. Hippocambus on Christmas.
Oh my god. I don't think we're going to do that. What point do we call this?
dude you want to just give me the round
wait no I'm not giving you the round the fuck
okay well you're not confident in your abilities bro
bro I'll get to HIPPO it's just a matter of time
Japan! Japan! Oh my god!
what is what does that mean to you
I don't know I just saw Japan
I got lit
I have a puffer fish
I'm just like combining.
Looks like a land flounder.
Let's go beach flounder.
Let's go flounder in a garden.
Let's go flounder in an Oasis.
This is just torture.
Why did I choose this stupid fucking game?
Dude, just give me the game, you know?
Are you eating your chat, bro?
No, no, no, no, no, no.
I'm on God, I just got a Tessias.
They don't know this, because they're not the donors.
Shit.
I got porky stein. I have a hog
Who's Cleopatra?
I guess like what bro I'm at pig right now and that has to be close no no it's not
I'm not. Pig has to be close.
Samurai.
Piglet pork.
What would combine? Looks like a fat.
fat pig. I mean, a hippo is basically a fat pig, right?
Or we call him Lacey here in America.
Oh, man, I find the first thing that don't don't go together.
I might be going down a bad path right now.
Batman, all things lead to pig.
I'm not a big robin lion Gotham Hippopotamus
This is so terrible. This is just so this is just so terrible. Like I'm now remembering.
Can we just count that hippocampus counts? No, that does not fucking count bro.
anything closer than you based off what I guess I guess you're closer than I am
campus it him it has the icon of a hippo fuck shut up dad
bro were there I just got pine pineapple under the sea I just got SpongeBob I
I just got Spongebob, I have Spongebob, but I can't get...
Spongebob and a pig? Pork chop. How does that make pork chop? How does that at all make pork chop? Somebody explain.
Pugusa.
What is Spongebob and a hog make a...
I feel like a hog's closer to a...
Hippo, right? Yugi?
Oh, a hog?
No.
What are you at right now?
I'm at sheep.
Oh, you're on sheep?
Mm-hmm.
I'm almost there.
I can feel it.
I can feel it.
Breathe.
Bro, where is Oasis?
Oh my God!
This is torture. This is actually torture. This is actually torture. Can we just do best of three instead? Yeah, let's do best of three. Do best of three, yeah, here.
As he's about to get it. That's why he's agreeing.
I'm almost there. No, I don't want to wait.
I just got Patrick.
I just got a star. You should have a star. I just got St. Patrick's Day. I just got Sponge Patrick.
I just got a sandwich.
Patrick and a pig.
This is dead ass torture.
Zombie Patrick.
Nothing.
Badman.
Star Trek.
What is a badman?
I got Spock.
I'm making things that I don't even know if they are.
I got Porky Porkenstein.
I just got Porkylaw.
I'm gonna cry.
I genuinely am gonna cry.
Are there hippos in Star Wars?
potentially I'm at pork wars what about Atlantis Square Panas can we just
count hippocampus and then because we're counting hippocampus come on bro it's
It's literally a hippopotamus.
It's not.
It is.
But we're not counting hippocampus.
Bro, what?
Day.
I just got SpongeBob.
I got just, how am I getting SpongeBob SquarePants from that?
How is day and snake make night?
I'm a tourist.
Tokyo.
I'm a tourist.
How am I on vacation, a vacation pig?
Pig-cation.
Why is that even a fucking word?
A vacation, a sun?
Oh my god, what? Hold on. I'm almost there. I swear. I'm almost there. There's no way.
What are you at, bro? Why are you gatekeeping? Nope. Can't tell you, bro. You're gatekeeping,
bro. I'm almost there. Give me a hint. Give me a hint. I'm on I'm on the ice age.
That is nowhere near hippo. Why did you choose hippo? That's why I know you're not smart. Why did
you choose hippo bro? Because the hippo and the woolly mammoth were found at the same time.
Dude, just give me the round. I'm not giving you the round, bro
You're being like a little a little cry baby right now. I'm not trying to be that guy
I'm just like begging for a win when you're up. Oh
Porcupine brother. I'm one oh I'm one oh up
And you're asking for a win because you got something that's entirely unrelated
That's all
you lost and you lost a minute to keep it. Yeah, sir. Yeah, literally in the last 10
seconds, bro. Oh my god, bro. Come on. I gotta be there. I just hope it's just a Harry
Potter. How do I just get Harry Potter? What? What? I got something to hedge on.
It can't be this hard.
I'm certainly closer than you know, like if we're calling it, I feel like I'm winning
this.
Oh, wait.
Oh, shit.
What?
I can't tell you.
I was on to nothing.
Like, generally, I was on to nothing.
This has to be what I need to use right now.
Double rainbow. Are you fucking serious?
For a unicorn?
You know what sucks is that if I win, I have to deal with this again.
Yeah, so do you want to just fork it?
Nah, no, you can fork it, I don't mind.
I'm about to cry, Joe, this is forfeit, bro.
No.
It's going to take us hours to find this, by the way.
Yeah, and I'll sit here for hours rather than forfeit, bro.
I'm a sore loser, and you want me to just give you a win?
Do you think I'm not a sore loser?
I will die behind you.
I will stay here for 12 hours longer for this shit.
Well, it looks like we're sitting here for 12 hours, you know what I mean?
Bro you picked the worst item in the game. I'm not even gonna lie.
You picked the worst thing we could have done.
Dude you sounded like you're crying bro. Stop seriously.
Bro it has to be this.
It has to be this.
Bro how does that make that?
Yo
Can I tell you Joe to unbend you no no no no no no no you probably just a mean shit
Okay, just forfeit
I'm not forfeiting, bro. Stop.
I just found love.
Namely.
Oh, my God.
Bro, actually, I need to get like that.
I need to get the word fat.
I just got Hagrid.
I got Fishman.
Gah!
What the fuck was that?
I'm crying bro, Jamie's hurts my soul.
Bro, yeah, and like so you could give up.
No, no, no, you could.
No, you could give up bro.
My set knows how much I hate losing bro.
I might literally have to go down a different avenue right now.
this is actually torture. This is actually torture. Why did you choose this game?
Because you didn't want to do Wikipedia Speed Race because you were saying I would be unfair.
So I tried to choose. Because it would, bro. This is as fair as it gets. Harajuku, that's
in Japan you give this is awful bro I'm not gonna get it I feel like I'm also
not gonna get it
romance with a fish man yeah I got mean
I feel like I should just start combining things genuinely I also have to piece so bad
Come on this forfeit.
No.
Oh my god.
Oh my god please.
Oh my god, please.
This is the only thing that makes sense to me.
But it's just not doing anything.
It's just not doing anything.
I don't see if I don't see words in my chat. I started like I started having like I need
like if you're reading your chat for a month. No, no, no, I need to see words on my chat
like that. I'm having over simulation. I just got the first discovery of a mean surfing
I'm on marriage and divorce right now, Jesus Christ, man.
I'm gonna meme surfing hippocampus.
Bro, there's like nothing that makes sense that I could add.
Like maybe
No, it's just everything leads to bacon. Why does everything lead to bacon? Why can't I not I just got Wendy's Baconator?
Dude are you down or no?
What do you mean?
So like for
No, I'm not down to forfeit brown down to flip a coin and whoever fucking gets it at this point
deal deal deal wait a minute give me like two more minutes yeah I really want
this I look like like look if you get out of the happy but if I go oh my god
Why does everything go to pig and bacon?
This is like the dumbest shit ever.
I have a hunter.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Bro, I feel like I'm closer to which is why this is like Uber lane if I lose.
You're not, you're not here.
Bro, I am certainly closer than you know.
I have the word poacher.
I'm on bro. I'm on hippo
You're not on hippo, I'm down here
Game warden for pork bacon bacon bacon everything's bacon
Everything's bacon
Why don't we just start fucking combining shit crocodile hunter Steve Irwin?
Steve Irwin, bro, are you serious?
Steve Irwin's been with hippos, gasp.
Bro, I'm trying.
How do I get that there?
I have to get this I think I'm actually I think I'm actually incapable of moving on
how do I do we're gonna be live for nine hours I will dude I will see here by you don't understand
I want to win this.
I've got Steve, Hades, Stalaton, Steve Irwin,
and what would get me a gift of that?
How do I?
No, bro.
Bro, there has to be something, man.
Crocodile rock.
What the fuck?
This is actually horrible.
Oh my god.
Wait.
Oh my god.
I'm gonna go over to my brother's friend.
This is what I've been waiting for right here.
Holy fucking shit.
What did you got?
Um, elephant.
Hey, got it!
Oh my god!
Oh my god, I knew it!
I fucking knew it.
I got it, I got it, I got it.
I fucking got it.
Yeah, I got hippopotamus.
I got hippopotamus.
I got hippopotamus.
Holy fucking shit.
fucking shit I knew if I got elephant if I would have gotten it I knew if I would
have got an elephant I was good I was trucked because I got ads I had surfing
elephant before hippopotamies oh my god no this oh my god
before we do this next one I have to pee so bad I will be back yeah go for it
go for it go for it really oh my you're a bot dude I knew once I had elephant I
was good but how the fuck though you don't deserve this
nigga how
I don't even know what I I remember I got Dumbo Dumbo has big ears maybe because I combined boxing gloves and boxing rinium to Dumbo
Unicorn mud and unicorn is you like bro tombo things from the first year one bro
You can combine two things at the same thing and create something. That's what I didn't know dude. This game is hard. I
Think I combined hip up. I
I come what did I combine? It was elephant boxing gloves and I think boxing like this and then like
Dumbo and then when I got Dumbo, I put hippo campus in here. I believe
Do I dare I was spamming bro. I think I put hippo campus in here
No, what did I put in there?
Oh my god
Wait, I'm going to read it.
Oh my days.
back. Let's go. I don't know.
The idea of doing another round of this is like. It hurts me, bro. No, this is. I'm not going to lie. I regret doing this. But now it's one one, bro. You have to. We have to.
I want to take something that's not like.
Somebody said he cheated.
No, no, no, I didn't see I swear to God. I didn't see my chat saying you're cheating.
Well, of course they're gonna say I'm treating you down there because I beat you. I beat you.
It was mud and unicorn I needed to do.
I swear I knew I knew I knew I needed unicorn. I knew I needed unicorn.
I don't think you cheated. All right. No, no, no, I didn't see I promise.
We're gonna do bacon.
Oh, you haven't been resetting or I haven't been resetting.
I'm just trying to.
All right, ready?
Yeah.
Shout out to AC bacon.
Two, one.
Go.
Yeah, shout out Lacey Bacon.
Two, one, go.
This is just ass again. This is immediately terrible again. Like I'm not...
This is just immediately horrible.
You don't understand how much I'm sweating right now. Like, I'm ready.
What is it, bacon? You're right. Let's make sure.
You can't be reading your chat though.
I'm not reading my child.
Why would I read my child?
Of course they're gonna, dude, they don't want you to lose.
Bro, you're getting, dude, all because, yes, Joe is losing to the greatest all the time
you do as you've never seen a gamer like this, obviously.
Bro, I don't know how to get back to what I need to.
I think I'm going the wrong direction as well.
What are you doing?
Me?
I'm just trying to see if I can get an animal.
That's my strategy.
Once I get an animal.
Have you gotten an animal?
No, not yet.
have you gotten an animal no not yet well I've gotten one fictitious animal but
it's not very useful
I like this is just oh my god how did I how did I get that how did I get that how did
I just get what I just got.
Oh my God.
This is just a trance.
This is just fucking absolutely terrible.
Oh my God, please.
Oh God, no.
What are you at right now what's like the best thing you have best thing I have closest
that say is stink dude I know the words stink yes like just the words stink I don't know
I heard that I just don't believe the word stink is the best thing you have
Yes
What does pegs stink?
That's what I'm going for. I'm just thinking some stupid shit
I got a penguinosaurus
Bro, I'm there
How am I not there
How am I not there you start to get smart at least
You for subsidy what am I doing am I thinking
I got it just got sun wu kong I'm the monkey king but I don't have fucking pig
You're going in a direction you're smart I feel like you're there and you're lying
I'm not there like I'm far like I don't know why I don't know where I'm at like I don't
like before I had some something to go off of right now I have nothing
bro what am I on man this is just fucking horrible
Okay, where am I what am I doing?
You got it?
No.
like why are you yelling Joe I need a P for why don't you go pee when I went
Yeah, I'm gonna be honest. I was about to go. Did you get it?
No.
I got Chuton Khamun, the king, back close enough.
Let's go with whatever. Okay.
I got mega gorilla. Does that count?
I
Way apparently you got bacon so many times last round I didn't get bacon a lot, but now I can't get back to it
So you were cheating not cheating you're allowed to choose anything you want
No, but I was the loser I
Was the loser talking about one one you're good bro you'll live
How do I get I just got doctor
Nice, come on, bro.
Dude, I don't know what to do.
How do I not have my first animal yet?
How am I not getting dude I got fucking pig five thousand times everything led to pig
and now nothing leads to pig.
Oh, this is so stupid, dude.
If I lose four fucking zero in this groovy bro,
I'm actually crashing out.
I'm saying that right now.
Where are you?
Tell me where you're at.
I'm out, like, I don't, I'm gonna be honest, Joe,
if I were supposed to, no, Joe,
if I were to tell you right now where I'm at,
I couldn't tell you.
I don't even know where I'm at right now.
I'm just mashing.
I'm trying to find something, bro.
Oh!
Wait.
I'm getting I just got Jason the fucking weaned
bro where do I go what do I do oh my god
That's gotta be the closest thing
Oh my god, I think I'm okay.
Oh come on, I have everything, I have everything.
What?
Okay.
then. Okay.
I am literally there.
I'm literally there. You're done. No, no, no, no, I thought you said you're done.
What's that one shit? That one shit?
I'm almost there. I'm not even trying to tell you you should worry.
But I might have told you you should worry
Tell me what you're out. I'll tell you what I'm at. I don't know where I'm at right now, bro
Like genuinely, I wish I could tell you I just don't know
I made diarrhea how am I making diarrhea?
I have my god, I'm actually stupid
Oh my god, bro.
Oh my god, this is so fucking stupid.
Oh, this is so dumb, oh, this is so dumb, oh, this is so dumb, dude, I'm out of, oh
my god, this.
I'm trying to ease my brain child, I just don't know where.
I just need to separate.
You're lying.
I'm like, I'm literally, but I have everything I need, but pig.
Do you have pig?
Yeah.
You have pig?
Yeah, I just don't know where to get it though.
You have pig?
Yeah.
No, you don't.
I do.
Do you actually don't lie to me?
Yes, I'm trying to see, but it's not working.
You have pig?
Yes, but I don't know how to separate the pig.
Oh my god.
I got an abominable pizza, pizza yeti.
Oh my God, I'm starting to lose it.
I'm trying to think my brain is working too hard.
I'm not controlling.
My brain is working too fucking hard.
I'm like dude, I am literally like spam combining shit, and it's just not working. Oh
My god, I've shish kabob. I've shish kabob. You've shish kabob. I've shish kabob. I don't even know
You were there you already have just Bob
Been there done that
Fuck Joe
I don't do Turkish people eat fucking pigs.
I don't think so.
For us.
What's even happening right now?
This is okay.
Yeah, I'm raging myself. I should throw me off. I can't believe I got pig that early the last time and I just like can't fucking remember
How to get there
Go fuck yourself
I'm killing every animal under the sun, dude
Every animal under I just got Joey mom
Yeah, you're, I don't know what the fuck you're making game.
What the- Oh my god.
This is, this is horrible, dude.
I feel like I need to get like backed up.
I'm in Australia now.
I just come by and a whole bunch of bullshit and nothing got any.
What do you combine?
I'm
I'm
I'm
I'm
I'm
I'm
I'm
almost three hours in and still one zero.
Hold on, let me think.
Think!
Think, Yugi!
Oh my god.
I got it fuck you. Oh my god.
How did you get that? No, I literally locked in I got cowboy. I got cowboy and I went. Oh
Oh my god, mud wrestling.
I got rodeo.
And then I went like rodeo, mud, pig, pig, shaft, bacon.
Holy fuck.
Bro, pizza.
Yeah, no, I thought I was thinking
I was trying to separate pizza, then pepperoni, then
bacon.
Oh my god, Joe, that's not fair.
So I don't think that's fair.
It's one-one.
It's one-one, bro.
Pick next game.
No, I don't think it's fair.
No, no, no, Yugi.
I'm not entertaining that spec next game.
No, Joe, come on.
Hold on.
I'm daffining until you relax.
Oh, you're so weird.
It's just a good book.
Yo, Gege.
1-1.
Gege.
Gege.
That was actually good.
I'll be honest.
That had my heart pounding more than Rocket.
We had like spamkin binding shit.
I had, I think I would have gotten it soon if you didn't get it
there because I had a breakfast.
If you actually had a pig.
No, I just wanted to get you nervous.
You would peg and you just combined it with fire.
It probably would have said bacon.
Yeah, I just wanted you to get nervous.
Say, hold on, let me cut so much out.
I can't believe I fucking won that, dude.
That made me so nervous.
I was like, if it's 0-2 off, rip it.
I'm actually cooked.
Wait, Joe, I'm not going to allow me to eat my one back.
I need FC, bro.
You want to do EIFC?
I think it's down the line.
OK.
But you need to like.
I'll be doing best of one, I'm assuming, just because of the
game.
Yeah, we can do best of one because it's very long.
Yeah.
Like a Gianni's message?
What Gianni's saying?
Dude, you're making me come out of my comfort zone with these
games, bro.
I never knew that was a game.
Now I'm kind of addicted.
Bro, you could get to like, I remember I played that one
stream and I would get to like niche youtubers like I would get to like
literally jacksepticeye like yeah I think there was one time I got like
kai sanat I'm pretty you can get most people and if you find you could also
create something new so I'm seeing these things in the in the realm of
Oh wait wait infinite craft is first to three
No, we agreed dude. Don't even do this in the in the second one before you won
We said we're doing first to two and you said yes
Load it up brother
Now you're actually trying to like you're like pre-jacking a loss here and you're going like oh well like we were supposed to play that so I
I mean, it says there and that's it there. And then we both in the moment
Agreed that we were just doing first to do because that's what kind of are you talking about
I talking about under pressure. If you're talking about me being under pressure, then that's just not in my right state of mind
So load it up. Yeah
FC
No, no no infinite craft. No, we're not doing infinite craft. You literally agreed
Joe, I don't want to be that guy, but brother
It doesn't matter if you really want to go off, bro.
If you really want to go off of that,
OK, we can play word for word.
But like any other bro to bro, I've done your lap.
Bro, that's like sore loser, weirdo shit.
Like you agreed.
You agreed.
Joe, Joe, go play, go play, go play.
First to two.
Joe, go play, go play, go play, go play.
Why don't they have first to three?
Two things.
If you agree to it.
This is first to three things.
Like in that sense, I can go, OK, let's cut it.
You win a game.
And I go, oh, no, no, we have to go again.
You don't because your louder doesn't mean you're right. Okay. Come on.
All right.
I'm just playing to a boot up EFC. I'm trolling, bro.
We don't, yes.
No, you want to play another game of the infinite craft?
No, no, no, no, Joe, stop. No, Joe, let's play EFC.
I'm ready.
I
Hear another half hour
No, let's play ESC. Let's play ESC, bro. I just like spending time with you Joe
Oh, I'm fine. The only thing I don't want Yugi. This is what I don't want if I
Somehow win this bro be bro and you point towards infinite craft as the reason you lost
I will be severely annoyed
No, I wouldn't do it. Why would I brother? Why would I do that? You would do it. No, I wouldn't do it.
No, I love you. You're like, bro, I bro, this is my dream collab. You literally giving me something like it's actually insane.
You know what I mean? I dude, I'm not gonna. I'm not gonna do that.
I get to collab. I literally get to collab with one of like, if not my favorite YouTuber slash streamer.
I literally watch it all the time, bro, even in the shower.
I that might sound weird, but I watch him to shower it whenever you're playing like horror indie games
That's my favorite show shower
Because I don't listen to I don't listen to music like I don't like I don't listen to music
I don't listen to shower shower
No, that's boring. That's boring. Yeah, that's kind of boring
How long are you taking a shower for fucking 40 minutes?
I'm gonna be honest if you're taking a shower less than an hour, then you're doing wrong
You shower for an hour. Yeah, I shower for an hour every fucking
every day. Those kids but they gotta understand by like I
shower an hour to me is like I shower every a couple months.
So, so you're so you're you're stench maxing. I'm not
stench maxing per se I'm more so like I just don't like Sharon cuz I feel like I
could be grinding and you know what is the shit that EA is trying to get me to
buy right now wait what is it on your screen no it says get up to 10% off
bro get the fuck out oh oh my god oh wait you're in the game yeah fuck yeah do
it is like I don't know he ain't do be charging for everything but we don't
Can you start playing more hio games more like I play it all the time?
Hey, I got a video such that game such that you you won't need to play any games. Let me know
Wait, say it again. Say it again. I
Got a video session have game such that if you already play any games let me know
What the fuck did you just speak fucking English?
What the fuck do you say?
I got a video session tab and a game session tab if you have anything that you want me to play let me know
Jesus Christ, but you yeah, I'm dead ass. I don't know how do you know you speak English?
Mama just present like you are bro. Yeah. Oh dead game 26,000 players
Do you know how to set this shit up cuz I got you brother. Yeah, I got you
Bro, are you actually gonna be mad if we don't run infinite craft back be real?
No, I'm gonna be honest. I'm just I'm just trying to get you red and I'm just trying to get like the people that hate me
They're like hate me enough to like where they love me. I'm serious. I just trying to troll you, bro
Well, wow, do you think I want to play another if any crab? I love reading my chat. I don't want email only on my chat
That's it gives me that yeah, I think so much for the 20 months. Yeah, so oh my god
I've ever done this in forever hold up
Brood PDA a sure for the sub nag take it to the fray. Do you have any tips or the driving test bro?
Just practice parallel parking. That's the biggest thing CJ cuz twitched in your burnt cactus a Blake off boogles
Kade, coin, SL, OK, Ham, Lumix, Bone, Blazing, Callan, JCR, Finn, Carson, MR, Clorox, ADR,
Fat, taking for the sub, Shady, Bong, Stinkers, One, Blue, Shady, Pug, Ring, taking for the
raid, Kees, Walter, Zalti, Ant, KDN, Truffle, Just, Wig, Ray, Ghostly, Jay, MJ, Lukey, taking
for the three, Jelly, taking for the three, Happy Birthday, Key, for the sub, Lumix, for
I'm sorry if I miss any other bonus. Dude, I'm gonna run to the bathroom as fast as possible right now before we start this fucking FIFA game.
I've been slamming water in that energy drink.
Alright.
Yo, anybody being like rude to Yugi? I'm just gonna ban you in chat and let you know.
If you're just like turbo-spanning hate on Yugi, bro, you're just being a weirdo as well.
Alright. Yo, counting down like 30 seconds.
All right.
Yo.
Yo, yo, yo, yo, you ready brother.
Yeah, how do you invite me.
I'm gonna invite you to steam.
Do you have this game on steam?
Yeah, that's on planet.
Okay, well, my game froze.
Did you freeze my game?
Did you know I tried to like-
I don't know, last time I played EIO FC on stream,
like crashed my stream.
So I'm hoping that doesn't happen.
Oh my God, I got a message from the FC team
to respectfully honor his legacy.
Oh, is this about like FC players that died?
Oh, yeah, sometimes they have to sometimes say I don't like to see players. Yeah, or not me even not even make a legacy
They'll just remove them because some people are stumbags and they would
They would upcharge the bet like the players. Yeah
Yeah
Unfortunately
Well, dude, I can't wait to get dude. I thought this gonna be the most competitive, Brody, bro. I've been in I'm not gonna enjoy
Wait, which do we have to play?
Well, when you invite me can't we can I see the team you're playing the worst rated
team. No, no, no, I'm talking about our forfeit.
We have to play which FNAF my bad FNAF to okay, but make up the people who want to
be hardest. I don't think it's the hardest. I think
people consider it to be the best. Really? Is that right chat most people say FNAF to
is the best FNAF in terms of like the OG series not including like security breach or like
any of the other ones. Most people say FNAF 4 is the hardest, but FNAF 2 is the best.
I ordered food seven hours ago and just because I'm having so much fun with you bro,
I literally forgot about that shit. You ordered food seven hours ago.
Yeah, like I ordered seven hours ago. So like five in the morning, your time.
No, no, no, no, no, it's quite a bit ago, like like an hour ago. I'm just overexaggerating it.
So you order an hour ago give or take
Wait, do you have I actually think it's impossible to have a serious conversation with you?
Why I?
Bro, you that's not even a you just said I ordered food seven hours ago
And I went oh at like 5 a.m. You went like oh no like an hour ago. So like on stream you ordered food
Yeah, like a good article, but it's like like when we started infinite craft
Yeah, when we started infinite crowd, no, even before then, I think ABCDEFG ABCD.
Can you invite me?
How do you know?
Do you need to do online?
Yeah, can you appear online?
I don't like when you yell at me, bro.
Oh, you appeared online.
You see?
Did you get that?
Yeah, how do I...
You you'd sent me a message that said let's play
Oh fuck my bad. I'm tweaking.
You're gonna send me the actual invite to the game.
You just sent me a message on fucking FIFA. Alright.
Send me the invite.
How do I add him? Oh.
You can't read it. Add me.
Yeah, I added you. Did you get that?
Did you get that?
Yes, I accepted your friend request.
Okay, okay, now.
Look, did you see that?
No.
Okay, I'm inviting you.
Okay, you wanna play six minutes,
game speed, any of that, let's go.
Member, okay, I invited you, get that?
Yes.
Okay, I'll play a team in like Italy,
something that's not that good.
No, you have to play the worst team.
That was the rules.
Okay.
The lowest rated team.
What is the worst rated team on EFC?
It's probably like a 40 overall.
Like, do they have like not, do they have like second tier clubs?
And yeah, they have.
Defa.
Yeah.
Worst rated team or India is the worst.
Oh, well, you're saying like the Indian national team or you're saying,
Oh, it's no it's in the Indian in India. Yeah, it's an Indian super league team. It's called
I am I in your lobby? Are you?
Try to invite you again. Yeah, can you invite me?
Yeah, I could do that, bro
Do anything for you Joe? We're not best friends. Don't mean true
Yeah, I'm your dream collab
Yeah, you do you think I'm trolling when I say that your dream collab, but you flaked on me four times
because I
Because I wanted to be long. I invited you again. Did you see that?
Wait, listen to an audio message you sent me. I know I know you're probably wondering why I'm saying you'll witness it at this time, but
Please don't hate me. All right. I'm dead ass. You're my dream collab, but
The World Cup is going on right now and
I'm trying to see messy before he retires
Did you see messy before you retired?
Yeah, yeah, I've seen him.
I'll be honest.
It was it was it was pretty fire.
It's like, you know, you know, and I in your game, I keep accepting your invite, but I
don't know.
Oh, join party and lobby.
There we go.
Like, come on, bro.
All right.
This is the worst-rated team right here.
What's the worst-rated team?
I bro, I don't really remember like most of the controls and that is not the worst-rated
team, bro.
There's got to be worse.
Oh my god, I could do SC Delhi. These guys are half a star. Yo, yo, yo, yo. I'm just gonna
pick someone that's half a star. Is that fair? Like, I don't want to mispronounce this.
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
Dude, this is unfair, like genuinely.
They're saying you Barcelona.
Are you sure?
Espana Espana
Have you ever been to Spain? I went the wrong way. No, I've never been to Spain
Espana
All right
You know why they do that, you know, I'm saying it like that you need that's because I'm yeah
Cuz they have the same Spanish you don't have you. What's that? What do you have us? Oh?
Wait, do you speak Spanish? Yes?
No, you don't.
Yes, I do.
I swear to God.
Like fluently?
Yeah, or not fluently.
I say like more like, I don't know.
I don't really say like, um, like I say a 10 out of 10 out of seven out of seven out of
seven out of 10.
No, bro, you're literally editing your team.
That's crazy.
Everybody's saying soccer aid.
What is soccer aid?
No, you can't play soccer.
You can't play soccer.
What is soccer aid?
Soccer aid is like all the all stars on one team.
that is not even a rule I gotta do that is the best no you don't know you don't
know no you don't the rules didn't say the rules didn't say you get to play the
best team yeah it did in the dock
dude I'm not gonna because we caught well I'll give it to you I'll give it to you
because we caught the last game to infinite craft the the game does say
You guys worst team Joe gets best team.
That's the rule.
That was the rule.
OK, but also, but also, it's information.
Yeah, but it's OK.
You can just, I don't know how you, how do I,
do you expect the tournament?
No, I'm using an Xbox controller.
How do I mute that?
Wait, wait, wait, pause, pause.
I think it's in settings, yeah.
Do you hear me again?
No, I don't.
Oh, then it doesn't matter.
Technically, no.
Oh, OK.
Yeah, I haven't muted.
All right, let's go.
I'm nervous.
Okay, I muted both of us.
Do you hear me?
Did you hear me?
No, no, I didn't.
Is it me first?
Yeah.
Yeah, you do know how to play.
You just cheated me.
I didn't just cheat you, I'm just talking about it.
You're probably gonna score on me like mad.
Dude, I watched a lot of World Cup games, though,
so I think I'm gonna.
This is, oh, it's in!
The only opener to get the game going.
I
Know can you like give me a second so I get my bearings and all
You didn't give me a second for you up he passed about one time
I
This is how a corny bro. Why are we even playing this game? You said there's no gimmies
When we saw this there are no gimmies
What do you mean no gimmies?
There's like no games were like I'm for sure gonna win
There's not I'm not good at this game. I've played the last time I played this game. I think it was in I don't know when
Well, this is insane
decisions there like I don't know how you're defending so well like how do I
how do I defend against him but you're already up to you're good at this game
Joe I'm not good at this game you're already good save Joe
This is like a pointless game.
Ahh Joe!
Yeah, can we go next?
And I'll just give you the win.
No, no, no, no, no, no, Joe, don't forfeit. Come on, that's not fun.
This isn't fun either. It's been 30 seconds you've scored three goals.
This isn't fun either. It's been 30 seconds and you've scored three goals.
No, it's because I didn't let you get your bearings.
All right.
I let you suck right. Do you want to suck right?
I don't know, but this is like, you did say when you were setting up these games.
You didn't say that I just get red carded.
You did say when we were setting up this, uh, the Brovy Bro, you were like, there's
no clear, there's no clear games that are wins.
And you're like, good, happy.
No, I'm not, no, I'm not, no, I'm not.
Everybody might check with me trash.
Yeah.
I'm like, it's really bad about everything when the majority of Twitch chatters are fucking
bronze in every ranked game.
go
You're insane
Fuck really poor challenge. That's a really poor challenge bro. You should get a red for that
I don't know how I'm gonna pick in this view. Oh be bees cake. Yeah, how do I angle my fucking shot?
I'm not gonna be on the ball that much.
Like you're...
I think it's fine.
Like your player should be...
Oh, shit.
Barcelona have possession again.
What?
Now, when it comes to my keeper, by the way, Joe, my keeper is very low rated, so since
he's low rated, it's easier to score.
The ball is lost, and the chance has gone to...
Cook's on out to be a really good ball.
Showing down!
Brilliantly picked up!
Well that's why such a good goalkeeper...
Passed the ball?
Passed the ball! Cursing into the middle!
Cursing into the middle, yo!
SHUT UP!
You fucking idiots, bro!
Oh my god!
You act like all I have to do is press X and I get a fucking goal, you dumbass!
fuck holy shit just crush the ball you just you just got a pass
what the fuck is this
oh my god
oh yes all the practice somebody murder one of you these players looking for
You're playing so cringio.
Oh
Yeah, geez go next
I tapped out Joe Joe if you forfeit no Joe Joe why did you forfeit it's four zero and
it's not even half time I'm losing that game it's an utter waste of time to play dude it's
not a waste of time before playing together I'm not having fun you're on the lowest rated
I'm playing fucking FC Barcelona and I'm getting creamed dude. I'm getting fucked
El Joe Spanish
Joe come on come on Joe. Okay. Okay go on soccer you have to fit. No Joe
Joe, it's not fun if you're gonna forfeit Joe
that's not an even match if we really wanted to we can do no handy bro like
oh my god if there's no world that I went FIFA Yugi there's no word if there's
not even a world where I get a goal on you it's no I'm saying it's just gonna be
7-0 if you don't believe in yourself I don't believe my mom's FIFA
Joe come on if you come on you know we're pretty we're alike we're alike
like, you know what I mean?
Bro, we are three hours in the stream,
and you want it to still be one-one
when we have to play first to four games.
Exactly.
How many more games do we have with each other?
OK, I'll give you a five-goal lead.
Bang!
Come on!
A five-goal lead.
Bro, no, because I don't want to take a handout.
Like, I would grab a hand.
That's not a handout.
It's a handicap.
It is a handout, because it's a handicap
that you're making in the moment of the fly.
It's different if we're in infinite craft
and we're just calling it early as a swab.
I don't want to take that because then if I win everybody's gonna call me a scammer. I
Know you know that's what's going to happen. You geek you geek
No, I have done Joe 15 Roe v. Bros. If you give me a handicap in the middle of a game
But listen you your chat and my chat. I'm right. I'm 100% right
If I win on soccer a day, you give me five fucking goals and I win. I'm a con man
I'm a cheater and I conned and scammed you. I'd rather be a pussy that at forfeited and go next
Then play another fucking game against you with heavy handicaps potentially win and then fucking get a cheap-ass win
No, that's not true. I'm a sore loser, but it's even worse for me to get a handout
I'm not getting a fucking handout. We're doing that Joe. It's not Joe speaking. It's your ego speaking Joe
It's okay to get a handicap. I'm gonna need a handicap for Joe guesser. I'm gonna need one
You already gave me a handicap. I lost it was 40 minutes in it was 4-0 and you're playing on the worst club team
I'm not winning Yugi. What is this fucking? Why are we running it back? What's the funny? No, I see myself in you
Joe, I see myself in you, Joe.
I'm sweating profusely right now.
I'm getting so mad.
I'm not playing another game of fucking
F.E.A.F.C.26.
I'm not.
All right.
If you want a forfeit, it just
changes the way I see you now.
It just does.
Because you're my hero.
The man that never quits.
Actually, bro.
The man that never quits.
The man that's always going to be there.
to be there and always play his heart as no matter how bad the fucking story is.
All right, fine. I'll launch an EIFC, dude. Jesus Christ. This is the stupidest thing ever.
We're doing it. Dude, you're not going to be a goal lead. We're just going to revert back to,
I get soccer aid because that was the original rules. I get the best team, you get the worst team.
Okay. Okay. Thank you, Joe. Thank you, Joe. Oh my God.
This is just adding 30 minutes to the stream for no reason this is going to be a dumbest fucking game ever
I'm going to lose
Joe know you're not I
Believe in you. You're my hero. Do you know that?
Yo, this is actually like I kill him with kindness type shit, bro
You're my dream collab. You're my hero Joe. You don't understand. I watch you so much, bro
I do want to play with you longer. What can I say?
If you watch me so much, this is not out of character for me to fucking quit.
If I'm down 4-0 and I know I'm going to lose.
Part of, hey, part of fucking, part of a war is knowing when you're going to lose a fucking battle, Yugi.
And I'm going to lose this fucking battle.
So why fucking, why have more attrition?
The Joe I know, even if he was down, even if it's 1% chance for him to, even if it's under 1%,
he would keep fighting. That's the Joe I know. I would know. Okay, that's the Joe I know. I know that Joe.
Inviting, inviting, inviting. Now let's just have a good time together, bro.
Bro, I can't have a good time knowing that I have to wear a fucking bunny suit and play off an F2 if I fucking lose.
This is like some friendly match that we have going on right now.
Except the if I do except the if I did I did it's trying to fucking give me to sign up for whatever fucking subscription service they have
Right now you're mad, but I promise you you're gonna be happy as fuck soon. I'm serious
Pin job FC
Bro okay, I'll screen my game. Why is this shit?
the worst team is Punjab FC I'm tripping I'm tripping I was using another team
to it's good that we restarted because now I'm gonna play with Punjab there you
go my boy Gershie how do I fucking turn on full screen why is it not full screen
now is that in camera visual oh my god it has every fucking oh my god I hate this
game so much. I hate this game so fucking much. You have no idea. Display. There we go.
Holy shit. It's a fucking miracle. All right. Am I in your game? This reruns pointless.
Oh, I agree. Oh, you have a 50 overall team. So you weren't, you weren't, you did pick
a better team. No, no, no, look, they're both the same stars. I guess. Yeah, it's good that
we restarted. Yeah, but this is like a 10 worse overall rated team. Yeah, true. All right.
He's good that we restarted. Let's go. I can't. Why is it not going to be my controller?
Well, where are you in the game? I'm in the game, but I can't. It just says Xbox one controller
connected but it won't let me actually like do anything. Wait did you try this
connecting it back? New input detected but it's not. It like won't work.
bro yes I can't connect yes you can
let's go playstation controller let's see if this works
oh god hello
Oh, that just fucked everything up.
Oh, no, hello.
Wait, did you get it?
Did it work, Joe?
No.
I can't do the PS5 controller because then it fucking changes my audio.
Oh, should we just skip it, Joe?
Wait, wait, wait.
Here, let me restart the thing.
No, no, I works now, works now.
Oh, fuck.
Okay, let me, I restart it on accident.
that.
Indian food job FC. Wow. It's
gonna be insane. I invited you
again, Joe. There you go.
Alright, let's see who wins this.
It's gonna be hard. Which I
wait. How do I get to the is it?
Is it the rest of the world?
I think it's the rest of the world right now it is the rest of the world.
What is it?
What is it called?
Apparently it's like soccer aid.
I don't know if they're I don't think they have it on online.
So if they don't have it, just use it out.
Yeah, use France.
France is the best team in the game, I believe.
Like the international French team.
Yeah, they have like literally the best team, I believe either them or PSG them or PSG in my opinion
Wait soccer it is an international
No, yeah, just use friends. Yeah, friends is very good start that shit
All right, bro. This is actually gonna be difficult. I'm not even trolling. Oh shit. This is gonna be so difficult
I'm using, I'm using Punjab FC, press angel.
I'm using Punjab FC like to their main player doesn't even have a, which looks on it.
A picture.
Oh my God, this is insane.
What are like the ratings of your players.
50s all around, literally all around.
But like what would that be equivalent to like like just like a D1 player?
Yeah, I mean you guys are professional, but there's different levels in every league, you know what I mean?
Put Oles on what is Oles?
That's like a that's like a setting for a video, but you're good. How do I do that?
You don't want that on
I'm just playing I'm just playing it. Oh, oh, Lee say is like it's he's like a oh he's a player on France
I'm just trolling, but he says the most only say
He's pretty good though
This players out of position
So what I get
He's a right winger
No, I don't want to fucking use him then
What the fuck is happening?
What the fuck is happening?
I can't.
Yeah, tell me if you have control.
Tell me.
Alright.
WUG in the chat, bro.
Actually, what the fuck?
Yeah, that really is a sloppy pass, isn't it?
Here's how the homies are.
They guys don't think so mean.
Well, it's not very narrow.
It's just on any midfield.
Just leave the composure now.
Ah, fuck!
Oh, fight!
Ooh, no, this is bad.
your team significantly worse yeah I was tripping I was cheating
press RB and B bro I know how to do a skill shot I've played FIFA before I'm just terrible
Terrible
Joe, what's the score?
Whatever the RV and being really like finesse hit it instead of just like regular shoot. Oh, yeah
Holy shit
to be played through that site. It's absolutely magnificent.
You're playing the worst team in India in fucking Mbappe,
coming as fast as your fucking striker.
Like, that doesn't make any sense.
Oh.
Andrea and Rabia.
Timmy and Mbappe is the sort of player that always
has you on the very edge of the stage.
Oh, shit.
Well, whenever the ball drops you in the box.
They were saying you were pathetic.
Damn cap, bro.
You just have a shit team.
That's what's happening.
Oh, I can't like the fucking goalie.
What the fuck?
So this game is insane.
I don't know how they saved that.
Oh my god.
fucking joking. A defender with a 48 rating just takes the ball out of his fucking feet here.
Let me somebody make a run for job. Let's see.
Oh my god. Oh dude, I was wrong.
I'm not in scoring 19.
Bro, but now if I win, I'm going to feel like an ass.
No, don't feel like an ass, bro.
I'm that ass.
Don't feel like an ass.
If I lose, this is on me.
I'm not even trolling.
Well that was how to defend the edge of the box, but I might actually lose this game.
I might actually lose.
What the hell was that?
now can someone attack this?
What the hell was that?
a little too close to the keeper, he'll happily take that
The counter looks on here, options available
Rock 1-0
Passes incomplete, nicely won
I'm gonna lose I'm not even trolling chat. This is bad. I'm not even joking. This is bad like I'm in bad situation
I'm in bad situations
We get those passes out
He's outside, he's outside.
He's not outside!
Yugi!
Mbappe!
Mbappe!
What?!
Yes.
Come on bro!
They're over all performance.
Yes, they defended really well all over the pitch.
They're work-rate and piss-up where there's been excellent.
No!
And this league could easily slip away.
Oh, what the fuck was that?
That's some respect.
That's celebrating, bro.
That's celebrating out of some... out of some respect.
I'm not sure what's going to stay.
More slide tackles, I feel like slide tackles like that.
You see it.
It's devastating.
It's so hard to defend against.
And then if you're on goal, it just goes with power
and smashed it past the keeper.
There's no stopping that.
What a great finish.
Whoa, whoa.
What are we doing here?
Good ball in behind.
What are we doing here?
Whoa, that's shut out there.
That's going to be it for the first time.
Oof.
Got a source there.
You see?
well it's hard to score I'm not even trying to but is that seems that much
worse like sometimes in this game it's a lot of AI like I'm not even turning like
like it's a lot of AI like the AI doesn't defend me for you bro here you have to
actively be like defending it's so hard
the ball. And look at that
keeper. Holy shit.
Yup. Taking this up. I don't
even know who this is.
the breakaway here. No! He misses. I've seen his run. I've seen his run, bro. Dude,
Holy shit.
Needy.
I mean like I can't even read Chapro. It's like, motherfuckers.
Hold Y. Hold Y.
Pass the ball.
Like you guys are quite possibly the worst coaches of all time.
Ah, there we go.
Yeah, let's pass the ball five
passing times. Let's pass the ball.
Let's just keep passing the ball.
Yo, Joe, Joe, Joe, are you
got a red card?
Was that a red or a yellow?
Yeah, no, you're good.
offside why is he why does it pass the ball
this is what they've been looking for the counter attack
is there something at the end
come on
fuck
you went super saiyan there
offside
thanks Charlie
nice
Do it this is close
Happy to just keep the ball here drawing out the opposition
Well, they have to be pressed harder than this.
Come on. Come on.
Well, come on! Oh, my God! Fucking get the ball, please!
This goes to me!
And we take her out, please.
that. Yeah, pass that back.
Come on.
Oh, it took me a turn here.
You mess, you mess, you mess.
Oh, thank you.
That really wasn't him.
Oh, I can't afford a red car.
Oh, I got a yellow.
Oh, yeah, let's just get the red one.
It's actually exactly what I wanted to do.
Holy f**k, I saw it!
the game's about to be over, Joe, the game's about to be over anyway, bro.
I
Oh
Eating while you're playing no it goes no no
There's a waste of time why the fuck are you playing this shit?
Why are we playing this shitty ass game? That's just fucking money hungry micro-transaction hell
Actually fuck this game actually fuck this game through the fucking go next
I'm not eating what I'm
eating. This is terrible. Yeah.
Yeah. Yeah. There we go.
Fucking flop around a little bit.
Oh, perfect.
Wow, I have the ball.
What a save.
Absolute fucking pass.
Crosslet.
I'm going to say, at least just for a remarkable save there, brilliant goalkeeper.
How I accidentally beat Joe with the worst team on people.
Holy slidesack, on the road.
Detention with the ball.
Nice shot.
So, positive affirmation to yourself, always work.
Almost in forward burst.
Oh dude my game just crashed that's crazy shit I gave this crash
well I guess we'll call that there to one all right hop on Geo guesser like and
And then you see, and then you do stuff like this.
Then you do shit like this, like, that's not fun.
What do you mean hop on Geogester?
Hop on Geogester, and I can't wait till I win this,
and then you say fucking Fortnite or Brawl Hala,
and go, it's my first time playing.
No, no, no, no.
You're my dream collab.
I've never played Brawl Hala, and I'm
playing a 9x combo and fucking thrown out of the arena.
I've never played before.
Dude, come on.
Just play it out.
This is just, you're my hero.
This is making me think different of you.
Please.
OK, Joe.
No, no, no.
Now you're mulling.
We have to play this.
We have to play it now.
I don't have any hours.
I've never even owned a console.
I've never had a PC.
I'm playing on a Game Boy right now.
Artee's better than me.
Artee's better than me.
I want steam. I don't have steam.
Archie's better than me.
Archie's better than me.
You beat him in for it.
What does that mean for me?
I've never played Archie in fucking Brawlhalla.
No, but you beat him in Fortnite.
I might choose Fortnite.
Who knows?
You're not hit, bro.
You choose Fortnite.
It doesn't matter.
It doesn't matter.
Hop on, GeoGasser, bro.
How do you invite me?
How do you invite me?
I'm going to make an invite link.
Hold up.
I'm going to die for a minute.
I'm reading it down a real quick.
You're good.
Skydiver, thank you for the fucking three, bro.
Wait, hold up.
Skydiver for the three.
I lost my mom in seventh grade.
Rip of the chat, man.
I'm sorry for your loss.
You helped me through it.
You gave me things to look forward to.
You know you never knew it.
Now I'm about to graduate or about a star high school.
I want to say thank you for everything
and every difference you've made.
Thank you, bro.
I'm sorry for your loss, man, truly.
Hail Xander G2 for the sub.
Ronan the real sniper David Cupid
Stonk Mika Niels, thank you for the 633 pva and brood take over the south twitch kindzo Bob
Take it to five as well. Oh my god. This is a fun, Brovy, bro, but I'm getting rage baited turbo
It's two one. We're three and a half hours in the stream. It's gonna be a six hour fucking stream
Hold up. I'm gonna be real quick again to be like 20 seconds not even not even oh
I'll play a different song
Let's fucking go let's fucking go let's fucking go let's fucking go I'm back let's go I'm
I'm locked in.
I'm not losing this, Brovy, bro.
And I'm not playing five nights at Freddy's.
You're not.
Don't ever think that you're good.
OK, so we're doing best of five.
I'm not allowed to move, but I am allowed to pan and zoom.
You can't zoom?
Only pan.
Here's the link.
I'm allowed to zoom, dude.
It's just no.
No, no, no.
You're not allowed to.
Like what?
So I'll say you'll live, bro.
You'll live.
You'll live.
You'll live.
I'm going to keep it on moving, but you've got to try.
your rainy tunnel four four nine mm-hmm yeah I guess yours looks like you I guess
you're the color state of green like me no it doesn't move mine looks like me
I'm going to zoom in.
Let's make it reduce.
Max round time a minute.
Max rounds.
Infinite really.
Time after guess 15 seconds.
Everything else.
It's going to be on.
It's going to be on move.
So you're able to, but I just won't move.
Okay.
I'm going to zoom.
But if you, but if you do move, it's instant disqualification.
No
If I accidentally move bro if I accidentally click left click it while I'm trying to drag and I move an inch
I'm just gonna go back
No, that is a disqualification for the round. Okay. No
We're not doing that. I'm not gonna move though. Trust me. Also, can we throw chat an email only during this?
Depends what's an email? Emotes only
So they can't type because they're gonna type where they think you are and
If you've read chat, you'll get aid. You're right. I'm done. Let's do it. All right. You ready?
Do you want to talk while we do this or do you want to like oh, so you just want to like turf and shit
Oh, yeah, yeah, like where do you think we are right now?
Like you see like is this even fun to you
Well, I went off of a win. This is really just a guy gas now like I don't really know where we are
I'm just like
I saw Coca-Cola in the Northern Hemisphere, so I just went Maxi-Powell.
Like what are you even saying?
What are you even saying?
Well, I think you know where we are, and I know where we are.
It's really a matter of who knows where we are better than the other cars in the world.
Yeah, it's really just going to be region guessing.
You don't know Greek?
No, I don't know Greek!
Are you crazy?
You never looked at like a fucking fraternity symbol or anything in your life.
That's Greece?
That was Greek.
Oh, I know what this is.
You do?
Yeah.
I don't.
Yeah, I don't know.
I'm gonna get so sick.
I don't want to look at what the fuck I got.
Oh my god, I moved him.
I believe.
I'm gonna go look at what the fuck I got.
Oh my god, I'm moving.
Oh my god, I'm moving.
Wait, reset, reset, reset, reset.
No, no, that's just quantification.
First round is to me.
First round is to me.
First round is to me.
First round is to me.
First round is to me.
1-0, 1-0, 1-0, 1-0, 1-0.
It's not 1-0.
1-0, 1-0.
It's not 1-0.
I boarded the match.
Leave the match.
I gotta remake it.
WCAD, WCAD.
Bro, I actually just started moving instinctively there.
That's crazy.
No, you didn't have to abort. You could have just gone back.
No, because we have to restart the round because any points I got on you are voided.
Because I moved in that round.
Oh wait, no, no. I'm still in party, I'm in party, I'm in party.
Are you out of the match?
No, I'm in party.
Wait, you've been moving?
I don't, actually, I know I moved that round. I think I turned the other rounds and then I moved that one.
I may have moved second round too, though.
That was like me just being in a geogester mindset. I will not move.
It's it's your oh, I'm so cheap. Sorry. I
Literally was like instinctively just playing G. I guess I would also do that if I was down and losing. Oh, yeah
But that's just me
The last name for last class
It's crazy you get points for that when it's like your logic was just dead off.
I guess my logic was dead off?
There's a talk talk. What does that tell you? What do you mean, there's a talk talk?
There's a talk talk. What do you mean, I'm good. I'm really one.
I wanted to go near Lima, but that looks like in the middle of nowhere to me.
My strategy is kind of just fast guessing and kind of forcing you to just make a stupid
guess.
It makes sense.
That's a guess in general, really.
I mean, it makes sense.
It's, you know what I mean.
No clue.
You know what I mean?
No clue.
Oh my gosh.
11 points. I'll take the 11 points off.
That's crazy. That was California.
I was almost confident I was going to go in Canada
or somewhere around there.
Whoa
You're not that bad
I'm not you're not able to move bro. Don't disrespect yourself. I'm unable to move and this is just like where the fuck
I I'm staring at a car and that's it
But you're moving around the whole fucking world, right?
I'm surely losing this round
G. G. G. G. G.
Run it back. Run it back.
Bro, it's fucking two, one. I did it.
Is it first to three or is it best?
It's best of five. So first to three.
Oh my god man like this is just you might be in here I don't know where I am right now I'm not I'm not
I mean, like you have more intro than I do.
We're in fucking shit right now.
That looks porous shit.
I was just going like on the edge of Russia, just assuming we were in some like, slobbing area.
Yeah, busy.
Oh my god.
Like you're lying, dude.
What the hell?
Where could this be?
Oh, I feel like I have to go.
I'm wrong.
I'm wrong.
We're all watching so much drama.
BANG! BANG!
Come on!
This is getting very sad.
And you wanted to do no move, no pan, no zoom, I'm spawning on a bridge, but yeah, like okay.
Let me figure out where the fuck I am from this.
Like this is absurd.
Excuse me.
oh my god like where the fuck is this I like I just I don't know
and we're not in the middle of a desert.
I'm not in the middle of a desert.
We're in the middle of a desert.
And I was like, okay, maybe we're in the U.S.
Oh.
I can't even look at the sign, bro.
Yeah, I lost.
Bang!
There's two?
Bang!
Come on, man!
I also think I'm just getting horrible RNG.
There's no signs.
There's nothing.
I'm standing in a person in a road.
Like, what is this, bro?
I'm literally just instant gas, yeah, GG, 5C to sign, yeah, maybe I'm fucking actually
straight dick, I guess, sir.
I'm not reading any bits right now Dexter. I see for the sub Gillian xd God and sky thinking of the three
this is actually just like a sad ruby bro dude like that was just like I mean I you know I lost and I
I lost there, but it was just like what you know, what am I gonna do three I beat you?
Sorry, I don't know what you're saying
No, you're good. You're good. You'll live you'll live you'll live
No, it's like actually over because fortnight. You have an edge brahalla. You have an edge Valorant
You probably have an edge the only thing that I know I don't
It was also just like that was just probably the worst three games of Geo guess or I think I've ever played like I'm in no
Move and I'm spawning on a road looking at a tree in one car and maybe a dude that could be Hispanic
Vietnamese, Thailand, Indonesian, or fucking Peruvian.
And I'm staring at him in his fucking hat and his shirt
and I'm trying to guess what type of fucking ethnicity
this guy is, because you're able to just fucking
move three feet over and look at a sign.
And I'm sitting here staring at this dude
and I'm not even Mexican.
Yep.
Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah,
Joe, stop, Joe!
Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah,
Joe, stop!
Seriously, Joe, you need to chill.
Joe, I said stop!
Joe, seriously, stop.
Okay, you're done.
No, no, Joe, no!
Joe, chill, chill, chill, chill, chill, chill, chill.
Okay, Joe, okay, okay, I'm gonna chill, chill, chill.
Come on, chill.
Okay, we're done, we're done, bro, chill.
Okay, holy crap, Jesus.
Are you done?
All right, so I am, I'm going to choose Valorant Skirmish because there's no chance I win this
Roe v. Brough.
Like there's not even a point in choosing a game that I'm confident in because I at
least need to win one of the games that you're not confident in or that you are confident
in because if I take you to Roblox Valley B and I win, okay, it's 3-2 and you're just
going to take me to some other shit.
So I might as well just play like Valorant.
And then you're probably going to take me to Brawlhalla
or Fortnight and it'll just be a-
I don't play-
Joe, why do you think I'm good at Brawlhalla?
Wait, Joe, why do you think I'm good at Brawlhalla?
That's very confusing.
Because you were actively talking about how good you are at Smash.
And they're basically-
No, I'm not good at Smash.
All right, so we're going to go to Valorant
and then if I win that, it'll be 3-2
and you'll probably choose Fortnight or Brawlhalla.
You're not going to choose Roblox Bellamy
and you're not going to choose Fall Guys one.
So.
I don't know, I'm updating my game.
So you're my favorite, the Consecrator, I think.
Dude, I am not happy right now.
Well, I didn't ask you if you were happy.
I asked you, I just, I didn't ask you a question.
I just said, like, you're one of my favorite,
like, you know, the Consecrators.
And to be able to beat you in a bro v. Bro is like amazing
That's just I have to say I need to restart my computer for Valorant. I'm actually the fucking break my computer
I hate riot games. I hate riot games riot games. You are absolute fucking garbage company
League of Legends is absolute dog piss terrible
Every time Valorant needs an update, which is every three days
You have to restart your PC so they can install their fuck-ass anti cheat
This is the most annoying thing in the world, quite possibly ever, but yeah.
So we're not allowed to play Valorant?
No, I restart my computer, but then I have to add my computer.
No, no, no, no, no, you're going to, are you going to make it in time?
Like the, like how do I explain it?
Are you going to make it in time?
No, during the, during the me, Jynxie, Rana, Jason, Brovy, Broly, I also had to restart my PC and I just ended my stream and read it.
I just ended my stream and restarted are you sure I mean I could just egg it on and then not play it
But like at some point we're gonna have to play it
We can do something else if you'd like I don't I don't I don't mind
Now I don't want to play CS. I'm not good at CS
Nor am I good at Valorant, but CS is is is RNG like
Shooting a gun in the CS is like so I mean like you are oh my god, dude
You might be a psychopath Yugi. I'm not even going to lie
You're like you actually might be a psychopath. Joe might be a client liar
I'm actually so serious. This is the craziest shit ever because when we start it when you picked Valorant you go
Oh, we're about even I'm silver and then you said I'm not picking CS
I'm not good at CS indicating that you think you're good at Valorant
But then you downplayed your skill and Valorant and said you're silver and you just said CS is fucking RNG when Valorant's more RNG than CS
I'm going to restart my PC. I'll be back in a minute. That was the kind of shit ever.
All right, bro. I'll be waiting.