⚠️ VOD is unavailable.
joe_bartolozzi VODs on twitchBroadcasts 30+ hours are truncated. View the Raw Transcript VTT for the full version.
Oh shit, Tweaker, thank you for the five gift-eds.
that. Hello everybody bloody good! How's everybody doing on this fan fucking
tastic Wednesday everybody? We got another bro Vee Bro. Hopefully, well it's a
bros versus bros, um, hopefully this one goes better.
Hopefully, hopefully this one goes better than yesterday's.
Who's in it?
Okay, I know we've double booked.
Okay, we have back to back Brovy Bro days.
Trust me, we're not running another Brovy Bro for a little bit after this.
I will, I, you know, I'm not opposed to running them at some time in the future,
But we have done many of them.
So we'll probably take a break from Brovy Bros after this.
But chat, here's the schedule.
Today's a 4v4 Brovy Bro.
Yesterday, we did a regular one.
I know there's a lot of random games out
that people want me to play.
We'll play them when I get back from LA.
Here's the schedule.
Today is a 4v4 Brovy Bro.
It's basically what we're going to be doing the entirety
of the stream, if I had to assume.
If we have time after, maybe we do some other random friend
slop shit, because we got eight people.
We might do back rooms apprehension
or some other random game.
Tomorrow I am doing reacts as well as the unconventional gambling methods
Basically opening all of the dumb gambling things you see at Walmart like these
The diamond mines where one in
24 has a real diamond or one in 24 has real gold or the money soaps where like one in ten has like a hundred bucks or some
stupid shit so we're gonna open a few of those it won't be that long we have ten of the diamond mines or no
We have 12 of the diamond mines ten of the golds five of the money soaps and three of the bath bombs
I think the bath bombs were the most expensive. I think they were like $20 each or some shit
Or the money soaps it might have been the money soaps. I spent like
550 total on it, so we'll see if we make our money back, but
Yeah, that'll be tomorrow as well as reacts then I'm gone the 31st
We're back the first, second, co-streaming the streamer games.
I'm not IRLing.
It'll just be the main broadcast on my channel, co-streaming the streamer games.
Now, the third through the sixth, I'm not live as well.
I'll be vlogging the streamer games.
During the streamer games, I'm probably going to wear a chest strap GoPro,
so we get some behind-the-scenes footage and first-person footage.
It'll also just be like a regular LA vlog.
And then, what's it called?
I have another collab planned,
maybe another video I'm doing,
and then we're back,
I'll be reacting to my streamer game events as a video,
the vlog will be a video.
And then we're grinding out,
I think the seventh to the 13th straight,
it's like seven days streaming straight,
and then I'm off three days, on three days, off four days.
And then it's last week of August,
we're grinding out straight in that whole week, nonstop.
And then we're gonna be back to our school year
slash work your stream schedule.
Does that work?
Does everybody know the schedule?
I explain my schedule if you don't know the stream schedule.
Next charity stream, not confirmed,
but likely August 19th.
So it's a Wednesday.
It'll be that three day gap before like,
I'm off three days, then I'm on three days.
The last day I'm on, I'll do the charity stream
and then I'm off for four.
And then we'll be back running out stream again.
Probably do something mid-September
for suicide prevention awareness or something like that.
I don't know what charity stream we're doing,
or what charity we're doing August 19th yet,
but I'll probably know like mid next week.
But that's the schedule.
Evan Zanzu, not Apex Logan,
taking over the five, wall fading,
Aeros taking over the three, I hope you're doing good.
Best of my best wishes to you.
Per usual is my favorite streamer, thank you.
Feeling healthy recently.
That's awesome, Shaquille for the sub.
Krusty the spooky, Blanker, Knight, J.W.
I'll take over the thousand buddies.
That's been a year since my best friend's dad
tragically committed suicide on the 11th,
ripping the chat.
He was like a second father to me.
It's incredibly difficult for the both of us.
We met through Jiu-Jitsu and that's the first day.
And that first day back was the toughest of my class
in six years.
I can't believe do imagine what he's going through.
Around that time I started watching you,
you helped me get through it.
I want to express my deepest gratitude
for everything you've done.
Well, I'm glad I'm able to help,
but I'm sorry for the loss of your best friend's dad,
genuinely, and I hope you, your best friends,
are okay and their family as well.
Picky, thank you for the sub.
MNR, think of it as a five gift, it's Tito.
Q, Tweaker, think of it as a five gift,
it's Newdoll and Zell for the sub.
Ice for the three, Adrian for the sub,
Dent for the sub, Adog, think of it as a five.
Just woke up with my girlfriend one year,
10 months, I would say I love your video streams,
love watching you, and thank you.
Well, I hope you're okay, bro,
and I'm sorry that you're going through that.
MNR, think of it as a five gift,
it's Jolly for the three, happy birthday.
Burn Jolly, Shaquille, key, TTB,
it's Spatio for the sub, Bank, think of it as a three.
I'm going for the 10 million,
Bart Pucks the real for the sub,
How can I gamble on streamer games?
Well, probably, I mean, yo, what mods are going to be here for streamer games?
Chat's probably going to be in like slow mode sub only, because it'll just be co-streamed.
But if there are mods, okay, people are saying me, that's not even mods.
If there are mods in chat during streamer games, if you guys want to run predictions for the events, feel free.
So you could gamble on them in that sense.
sense I might check up once in a while, but I'm probably not gonna really be like I'm not even gonna be watching my stream, you know
It's just gonna be co-streamed
So just be the main broadcast because I'll be in the events and shit
Real for the sub and then I'll be focused on my GoPro footage and all this other shit
Ethan thank you for the three
Sue Wu and Sam I'm thinking about the subs in not apex Logan thank you for the five
Love your channel so much. You got me through a lot. Well, I hope you're okay
and I'm sorry that you've been going through stuff.
Mark, adjust to the sub, X-Harp and Miles,
thank you to the sub, Harry, to the sub, Dilly, to the three.
Mom, pass away from drugs, we're up in the chat, man.
I'm sorry to hear that.
I hope you and your family are okay.
To Nia, thank you to the three.
Happy birthday.
Harry and Truman, up to the sub,
Ace and Robert, for the sub.
What are you doing on the 26th?
That's my birthday.
You're asking me what I'm doing a month from now?
Horror games.
It's a Wednesday.
Most Wednesdays are horror games not confirmed. That's like a month away. Oh my god. I have to schedule a day for FNAF 2. I
Ordered this bunny suit. I did lose to Yugi. I
Did lose to Yugi. I ordered this bunny suit. Hold up and then we got a hop and call
I think everybody's waiting for me. I
have to because I lost the Brovy bro. I have to wear a bunny suit and
Play FNAF 2 till I beat it before the end of August
You lost that dumbass. All right, we're not getting into that again. I did lose Farron Square
He's a better gamer than me, but and I gotta say I'm not mad at you now
I still love him to death. Well, I love him to death kid, you know, I think he's a great guy, but
People are like, why did you crash out? No, it was a snowball. It was a snowball. He was rage baiting me
I'm a store loser. He flaked on me four times
We talked for an hour about the event he lied about how good he was and then he made me restart my computer and
So he could play Valorant didn't tell me he was smurfing when he could have then and then when I get back on he's like oh
Yeah, I'm immortal after I found out so it was like I got really mad, but yeah
I know I'm over it now. We're good Vladimir thank you for the 50 gif tits
Thank you. We've got a sub thank you for the 50 gif tits. I'm done talking about it. Don't hate on Yu-Gi, bro
It's not a big deal
Pump thank you for the fault out for the sub Danny for the five
Vladimir thank you for the 50 gift is Kylie Nike and big take it for the sub they'll take it for three
I'm just keeping it a stack if you're like I'm gonna stream on my PlayStation 5. Nobody's watching that even in stealth of the sub
I'm just I'm I'm being so real like Jay shock did I know I he might have played on it
You can play on a console and stream on your PC. That's what Jinxie does
But like if you're streaming on your fucking PlayStation
I'm just keeping it a stack if you're like I'm gonna stream on my PlayStation 5. Nobody's watching not even in stealth of the sub
I'm just I'm being so real like Jay shock did I know I he might have played on it
PlayStation 5 versus PlayStation 4 camera and you're in the top, right?
Jinx you did it. Yeah, bro, but it's
Hey, then I'm wrong and I'm stupid stream on your Xbox
Good luck. You're gonna be in 40p on 30 FPS and it's gonna be a shit show
Vladimir thank you for the 50 gifted sub-states if you're gonna sub thank you for the 50 gift
It's Chrissy for the sub T thank you for the 3
AZ, R-Wing, Amy, and Tammy for the three, the real for the sub.
Vlad, thank you for the 50, gifted, all five, five, five, five, ladies.
Lazy, thank you for the three, Delia, Daddy, and Knight, thank you for the sub chat.
Lock in, we got to hop and call. I am late for this, Brovy, Bro.
15 minutes late for this, Brovy, Bro.
Lock in.
HC, thank you for the five, gifted.
I'm not going to be able to read donors very much as I hop in.
Thank you for the 100, gifted, total.
Vladimir, Bro, I genuinely appreciate that.
Shady, that HCX and A1 for the sub chat.
Again, like yesterday's Brovy, Bro.
Hopefully this one goes a little bit better.
This is a squad, Brovy Bro. There's gonna be eight people.
4v4, Brovy Bro. It's gonna be a different format than normal.
We're probably gonna explain it as we go on.
This is the first 4v4, Brovy Bro I've ever done.
I've only ever done a 2v2 outside of that.
It's the first squad-based, Brovy Bro, ever.
Not ever, probably, but ever that I've done.
It is me, Sneak, Snag, Zuzzi, and Cochard Cress,
versus all of the pretty cool guys,
pretty cool Devin, Aiden, Truth, and Frankie.
You've probably seen them.
a lot of skits on Tech Talk, they also streamed.
They kind of had the same start as me
where they went Tech Talk to streaming in YouTube.
But anyways, let's lock in.
Oh my God, my editor sent me a video.
Ah!
Ah!
I have to write it up for myself.
I have to write it up for myself.
Otherwise I'll forget.
Otherwise, I'll forget, because I have weed brain.
I watched a whole movie last night called The Nice Guys.
And about halfway through, I went, I've seen this movie.
And I'm just now realizing it.
And I think I saw the movie two years ago.
And I didn't remember it at all.
And that was like, that was scary.
That's cap.
It was good, it was a good ass movie.
It has Russell Crowe and Ryan Gosling.
Ryan Gosling's really funny in it.
The one scene, there's one really funny scene
where he has to break into a window and he smashes it
and then he cuts his arm up and he goes,
oh, that's a lot of blood and then he faints.
All right, I'm joining call.
I'm joining call.
Chris, would you be willing to put all the subs
that you've made on your sub-a-thon on the line.
Yeah, if you guys want to match that, let's do it.
How about so they can do a sub-a-thon.
So we'll just kind of like take it.
Hey, Joe.
How's it going?
What's up?
Get 50, make sure you buff it up.
Vladimir, take it for 50, get 50!
I'm Cal-C, bro.
What?
Is somebody make a Cal-C bet for this?
Yeah, Cal-C on your tank top color.
That Cal-C on my tank top color, that'd
crazy insider trading, bro.
I know, right?
You should just text me what color.
Well, I'm wearing it right now.
What do you mean?
That's actually get rich for you.
You know, I was actually talking to my chat
about this the other day.
When I did that Jynxie 2v2 Rocket League tournament,
somebody did a Kalshi bet on it, or like a Kalshi prop.
And there was like $12,000 on me and Jynxie to win,
and we lost.
So somebody lost a cumulative amount of people lost $12,000.
I literally just can't feel bad about that at all, bro.
No, but I'm like, how easy, I'm not saying I would do this.
How easy would that be for an insider trade
to piss out of ass?
I mean, oh my god, I could just throw.
I could literally bet on Ludwig and Speaks
knowing they would make it to the Valley
and then just int the game.
Chess, let me make a prompt.
What's up, guys?
What are you guys doing?
Is that illegal?
I don't know.
It is illegal.
It's not.
It's never illegal.
It's illegal as fuck.
It's illegal as fuck.
Just like there's the government that have been insider trading on the Iran war and they're all be like a lot of them
Fucking ambient players got ambient players are going to jail like a few ambient players and
Tommy's interpreter started making crazy vets under his name
Wow, it's insanity dude. Not sure Tommy himself though. I think these Lee Chauncey billups
Damn, why'd he say that?
Yo Vlad, thank you for the 50 subs.
I'm sorry I'm in call and I'm not freaking out a lot, man.
Bro, thank you for the 100 gif tits again, bro.
Vlad, I genuinely appreciate the fucking subs.
Latimir, for who, though?
Thank you for the fucking 50 subs, bro.
Dread, thank you for the 1000, but he's Biffin, yes, for the sub.
OP for the two gif tits.
Edge, Bond, Xbox.
Keith, little, Ovantay, thank you for the three.
Just, Latimir, thank you for the 50 gif tits again.
Not Mioda, for the sub camp, for the sub troop, for the 2000, but he's not going to be able to read bits right now.
I apologize charge of all black the sub all Logan hc1x
Dreadin hc for the three excuse me. Oh my god. I'm just threw up
K next help me give them some way for both of on T a Hig
Seth T for the three a1 and dilly for the sub black taken for the 50 gift
It's Denise and slang take it the sub yes, I bet for the sub lock in lock in lock in. Yeah, he can yes
He can get black mustache
Why is that how that works? Yeah?
You can't say that in Devon you can't say Devon you can't
I'm ready to go.
You got a shot.
I'm fucking here.
Perfect.
Yes.
Shot getting a beer before.
I don't want to.
I'll do one.
Holy shit.
You're fucked.
All right.
I'll go get a beer.
I don't have any beer.
I have one shot.
One shot of Don Julio.
We're on this.
We'll wait.
That'll do.
We have any open.
We haven't even started again yet in the drinks party, yeah.
I've done this, I've done this, I've done this in here.
I have one shot of that.
Who's child is running around?
What the hell was that?
We adopted a kid.
He just wins.
Oh, that poor thing.
Poor thing.
He needs his own channel player reward so he can check it out.
All right.
We have the guy that's shotgun beer his channel player
and then they redeem it and he's like,
right. All right. My lock. I have. I've grabbed a I've grabbed a surf side.
I was trying to choice.
Throw me a surf.
Alongside alongside a game or something.
Goof juice shot up.
Do that. Don't do not.
I've never tried that.
If you start yapping about this shit, I'm going to start talking about my coffee
show. That's happening.
Please shut the hell up. Please do.
Um, off you what?
Coach, can we talk about sneak snag?
Coach, can I sneak snag real quick?
Code fart's actually a more memorable and easier one.
It's code for your code is code fart.
I have three codes because they like me.
Yeah, you can use sneak snag, sneak or fart.
It all works.
Wait, where could I sneak snag?
I'm still over the ground.
Wait, have you guys shot gunned yet?
There's deer all over my ground, but I'm about to.
Let's see what's left in there as well.
Yeah, which Winnie's dot com has a 50% off site lag.
I'm ready whenever somebody's gonna be here five no four three two one
what was happening one and a half are you guys gonna chuck a beer ready
Wait, do I have to drink this tequila?
Yes!
Oh, shit, sorry.
Oh, yeah!
I'm gonna put some air into this.
Oh, yeah.
It's 1.30.
I don't know about this.
It's 2.23 here.
Hey, it's five o'clock.
Good morning.
Good morning.
Good morning.
I finished the rest of the alcohol.
I just dropped my beer on the ground.
I had about two ounces of non-folio.
I have an unhealthy amount of alcohol.
I don't have any in my house, because I know I will fucking.
Do you keep all the empty bottles so everybody
knows how cool you are?
I use it.
OK, that is very college-based.
That's a very early 20 things.
That's an early 20 things.
It's like, and it hits you.
That's how you know you've grown up,
is when you stare at all the empty liquor bottles
and you go, what am I doing?
Yep.
No, you know, yeah, like leaving college and having to move out.
I was like putting them all in a box and you're like, yeah.
I was like, what the fuck am I doing?
We're like, these are my next place.
Yeah, exactly.
It's like, I'm going to have these up in a U-Haul.
I'm running out of space in the trunk.
And he's making the U-Haul recycling bin really quick.
OK, I would keep like a good bottle like, OK, to be fair,
I had a bottle of blue label that I that is empty now,
I still have the bottle.
I don't have a fancy thing.
I got like a you got rid of this.
I like taking that.
I think I gave it to someone.
I could see a few things like there's some exceptions.
Like when my wife and I got engaged, my friend did like,
you know how bartenders can like slice the the the.
Oh, my favorite champagne.
My my French saber to champagne.
And it's one of our ornaments for a tree now.
Like you got that like that's like that's like that's like.
It's not just like, yeah, I got fucking absolutely hung over from some tequila.
That was 25 bucks a target.
And now it's, you know, they're telling you don't want to ring the Azul tequila bottle bell.
I mean, I do, I literally will be playing 2K after any morning of my friend.
I'm like, yo, let's take shots and I will go do it.
So I just don't have it.
You know, so I just sell all those cigarettes.
So I don't have it.
I feel like, sorry, dude.
I don't have it.
I can't.
Sorry.
No, I don't see the figure rest away from me.
What is up?
Okay.
Get to it.
Green Goblin's talking to him, bro.
You want the rest?
I have to hide it, bro.
I can't.
I can't do it.
Remember when I had to hide them and then you called me and you said,
where are they?
I was like, where are they?
No, this is different.
Just tell me.
I was like, you told me not to.
I needed that one.
one I had to get calm bro it was fucking
what are you guys talking about nothing
we're talking about your medicine problem
I was gonna say you got a doc it could we like
hash out like what this is like I'm looking
at the game right now I would shock at
another before we start I don't know why
you don't anticipate this oh I knew
this would happen I mean I was gonna fucking you know go to the gym later
and like you know I'm gonna fucking be blasted at the gym dude okay I've been
high at the gym I've never been drunk no yeah so cool well yeah you have to
drive there yeah I know I know so cool I don't have to might hit my fucking geek
I'm like, why are you making a
bar so hard?
I'm walking towards you.
Hey.
It's just walks me in.
It's like, sorry.
Nothing is weird to me that like
meetings are going to the bathroom
and be like, like, sorry.
It's just not as sad.
I'd rather see you outside.
Ew, ew, ew.
Your lungs are 4%.
I don't actually feel.
I know what I'm saying is you know, you just bring it up and I'm like, I'm like, yeah,
bro, like I can't even handle that shit.
Like it's just, I just, dude, like what are you doing?
Hold on, I gotta take a shit and it's definitely not the puff my bib.
All right, can I explain the games and the things that we're doing?
Yeah, okay.
To the audience.
All right, I'm recording.
I'm recording this is the first 4v4 bro Vee bro that we are doing it is the team
Zuzi Sneak and Chris
Kosherd cock hard
Versus all four of the pretty cool dudes Aiden truth Frankie and Devin now
We set this one up. I feel like honestly, I think like Frankie and Chris did most of the
to just be setting up for this one.
We have it framed where it's more,
the majority of the games are middle ground games.
There's less advantage games
because that would kind of be lame and boring
if all the games we played were just locks.
So we have one advantage game.
Our advantage game is just a straight up 4v4 Valorant lobby.
I'm assuming best of one,
just because Valorant games take like an average.
Yeah, that's fun.
Wait, is it the 13 though?
Yeah.
Yeah, so this is a 4v4 full game.
Now, Rocket League, you guys have, it's not just 4v4,
like what is the setup that you have for Rocket League?
Can you explain that again?
I'll try to explain it if that's okay.
I wrote it in like the format channel,
but I'll just kind of like write it out.
So it's gonna be best of five.
We're gonna do a 1v1, a 2v2, a 3v3, a special mode 2v2,
and then if it comes down to the fifth game,
we'll just run a 4v4K.
Well, that's fine.
But how do we pick who does what so you're you and your team just have to nominate
who you want to play each game mode, but it's awesome.
Each player can only be nominated for two.
So like, well, what about you know, before it would be the four before is
everyone else.
The first ones though.
Yeah.
If it comes down to the tie break, we can only be in two out of the first.
Yes.
So it's, oh God, and also here, because it would have been a what, because we play
it a lot.
So it makes it a lot more fair.
It's more interesting to know the ones like super one-dimensional. I kind of like that. That's like very streamer games coded
Yes, and then everyone every player on your team has to play
At least once in the first three rounds because like I did the math like the double nomination
Thing wouldn't have worked if everyone doesn't play at least once in the last two so it's only two games for a player
But every person has to be in one of the first three games. Okay
Yeah, I guess Chris has to play then.
Yeah, Chris is definitely, I think Chris is probably 3v3 2v2, special 2v2 guy.
I feel like I'm a 1v1 guy.
You are not.
Put him in there, put him in there, put him in there.
You are not a 1v1 guy.
Hey, you beat Mr. Peaky.
You beat Mr. Peaky.
Congratulations, clap it up.
You beat a guy with negative bronze RR.
It's respectful to my new friend, Mr. Peaky.
me, Chris, and Sneag do the 3v3.
So then we're just thrown into the wolves in the 3v3.
But then the 2v2 would actually just be,
the special 2v2 would be Chris and Sneag.
Wait, what is the special 2v2?
Like, heat seeker.
There's like a basketball game mode.
There's like, we're gonna do hoops.
We should do hoops.
Hoops should be fucking awesome.
Well, heat seeker would be funny too.
That's the last thing I should play.
Chris is a hooper.
That's the last thing I should play.
Chris is a hooper.
Why would I play that game mode?
Because you're a hooper.
No, because you guys I think it would be funny to have people with the least amount of time played on rocket league do the one-day one
That's just me though. Yeah, I'm not I'm not that old wait, so who's your guys?
No
I think I think I'm like
Are you guys literally the exact same rank yeah, I think like diamond three that's also where
You know the worst player on the team.
We are.
Yeah, we're.
Yeah, we're.
We're.
Yeah, I picked a I picked silver.
Okay, right, right.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Silver.
Yeah, yeah.
Silver.
Silver.
That's like me and Valorant silver.
I just out there.
Oh, man.
There's, there's.
Really?
Peaked it from behind as you, as you drove away, bro.
Oh, I didn't know there was ranks in that game.
You had to walk in the night, right?
Oh, you didn't know there was ranks?
Nah, I know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I just played figure.
I don't know.
All right.
So fair.
I just queue up on Marvel rivals, bro.
I'm not even thinking about it at the time anymore because I'm like, okay.
I'll run up on Marvel rivals is the epitome of a doom queue game.
Oh my God.
If we did rivals, if we did a 44.
I never played rivals.
I want this to be said before we go through the middle ground games.
The way Frankie had this set up originally was like call of duty was in the year, marble
boxes in the year, and they're like, we're going to beat you and I was like, Zeus, you
are basically pro.
Chris was X-Bone overlocked.
Devon and Truth were begging me to keep the R3.
I have seven days on Black Ops 3.
You're getting not dropping $3.
Which con did you go prone?
I was a worth of professional, and I also played, like, that's what I said, yeah, I
I also played, uh, let's say I played from like Cod 4 to Modern Warfare 3,
probably.
I thought ironically, I think that Chris could one before you guys and Marvel
rivals.
Can you stop?
Oh,
it's possible.
It's very possible.
He would go VP and just dive your healers.
Pick one dive champ and it would be over.
I literally bought rivals. I played as the shark character Mike. You know, it's a free game. What is free?
Download it download it download it wait going through going through the rest of the game super battle golf
I'm assuming we would just do like what like cumulative
There's some new shit on that game.
It's something to like.
Yes, what is that a score?
I think that's fair.
OK, I'll score.
Mechachameleon, I'm assuming it would just be four hiders,
four hunters.
Yes.
Yes.
I think we were saying like you only like a win counts
for the hiders, we were saying.
So like you just kind of go back and forth swapping
hiders and hunters and then.
But so I was talking about this three hiders wins.
Before Joe, we should probably just try to be wholesome
as possible and just avoid uber cheese spots.
Just, you know, moral codes.
I agree.
I agree.
But we're going to have to actually, I would say,
for a mechikinelian, if we have an equal amount of hunters
as hiders, we have to have very few whistles.
I guess that's what I was saying.
Yeah.
Oh, yeah.
One of them.
Yeah, I just thought about that.
Yeah.
You could argue one.
Really?
One minute?
Not, no.
I would take like one a minute.
Yeah.
One every minute and a half.
Like literally, it's like one whistle per game, really.
One minute.
It depends what maps we're doing.
Are we doing custom maps or basic maps?
Yeah, I know also be impossible because there's really one of my
Did say like there are some problems like mecha chameleon custom
I have like malware
There's also like a small problem with like hosting left for dead lobbies that happened to the burnt peanut Joe's friend
What happened
Like lobby sniping.
I didn't hear that.
Oh, so Joe's buddy, the burnt peanut, he was hosting a Left 4 Dead lobby and he got his
internet off for like three days or something.
I don't know.
Joe would know better than me because they're like, okay, but let's do like-
I know better than you, so should we just not host the Left 4 Dead 2?
What do you mean by hosting Left 4 Dead 2?
No, no, no.
What were you even about to host?
Like was he playing with streamers or did he just like do it?
We'll have like Devon host it.
No, it's just whoever hosts it, so we'll just have like Devon host it.
that has the lobbies IPs.
We're all in New Jersey too, so it's like, oh, right.
So we're going to move left for that too.
Sorry, but left for that's so fun.
But it's so fun.
You're saying that makes me not want to play it at all.
And now, and I said it out loud.
And I said it out loud.
Yeah, you said anything.
You should have said legitimately not.
Now I'm not playing that because you just aired that out.
So now something definitely happens.
That's my name, Joe's telling me.
All right, and I vote that we replace it
with Roblox telling me.
Oh, yeah, I'm with that.
Hypothera. Yeah, bro.
I'm going to suck you up.
I'm going to suck you up.
That was a great pull.
Now I'm seeing Geo Gasser.
We you can't do Geo Gasser for before.
That's not a thing.
So what we would have to do is battle Royale until there's just one winner.
No, you don't even do it.
You just do battle Royale one winner, like whoever wins.
Yeah, that works.
That's like maybe battle Royale best of three.
And it's just whatever team has the most.
I'm actually so sad I was looking forward to Left 4 Dead.
I was also looking forward to Left 4 Dead,
and I wish I was not.
Charging and slamming someone.
But we 100% have to remove Left 4 Dead, too?
Are you on the wrong?
We don't have to.
But I don't know.
I didn't hear.
I didn't hear.
Yeah, OK, I don't know.
That's like a Brady question.
There's Brady, Brady, Brady, Brady, Brady, Brady.
Let's keep it on the list, but let's keep it on the list,
but kick it down the road a little bit.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Let me do his work. Yeah, that could be like yeah sacrifice. I really want to play that game
Rainbow stage would be for before Oregon till like first till like seven rounds or some shit upstairs
Upstairs only fine. Yep. Please
Like what is that like just for before I've never played
I played it once first play a few times back in a day
Oh, you found what you found what website the website he's referring to. Oh, is it bad?
It only has like it has what you're saying, but it has the map in the server name. So like
if unless like if we made the server name like not obvious, I mean, they have to figure it out.
it. Maybe I mean it could just we could just literally make it one of these things. There's
like 50 of the same thing I'm staring at. It's fine. We don't have to do it.
We can also bring that boxes you is primal carnage. We can play that.
No, you said that shit up on off stream. Chris is like, we got to set up a primal carnage
Lavi. Chris hits Ron and he's sharing a screen just shows his IP but we can't play this.
This is probably the worst game we could possibly play. I uninstalled that the other day.
You uninstalled it? I'm trying to set up a 10 man for it.
How are we going to play it? You're going to have to get, I'll get maybe if like Brady hosted it.
I bought it for 15 people when it was a dollar.
It was a dollar I was one of that's $15. That's like three subs, bro
It's actually like five subs
Well, yes, in terms of what happens in terms of yes in terms of
Sorry gamble your friends gamble your friends our whatever you just do whoever gets
Yeah, well, I was saying so like if we make it to the same day and the game ends
We'll just go who peaked at the higher dollar amount and no cheating with the bat. No, it takes precedence and then it's that cheating
What is that?
Yeah, no bats no baths and play cow. No, but a bad thing go and make it make it make the ball
Don't block the play-go machine
It's probably a better way to put it. Okay. And what is Astros wiki race infinite craft and keep talking and nobody explodes
We can't do keep talking nobody explodes. That's a two-player game
I know I was thinking like maybe a way to do like I know 1v1 like round Robbins on it or something
I don't really know. I just kind of put extra games on I would also beg you not
Infinite craft yesterday for me was absolutely pissed terrible. I mean, bro. It's so much fun. So much fun. Yeah
And everything just went back to pig no matter what I combined everything went back to pig until you needed bacon
You know I needed bacon and then I couldn't get pig that was like I got every I have porcupine
Unicorn awesome. We could like all play power until someone hits level 10
That seems fair
Valorant bro
Okay, no, I think I think as our advantage game Valorant is just more fun because if we play CS for before it's actually gonna be 13-0 like
Yeah, I don't think y'all get around on us if it's a 4v4 in CS
I am I think I'll be I think you can keep wiki races
Four-man wiki race
What is this first of four wins?
Well, there's not a five first of five. Yes, the five wins the best of nine
Yes
All right, so do we want to flip the coin and see who goes see who goes first?
I also gonna say one more thing one more thing certain games
We have to be in different calls like rainbow. Yes, but I feel like it would be fun to be in like the same call
I'm like super battle golf. Yeah
Yeah, we start talking shit.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Like Roblox, Bellingbee, like shit like that.
I'm gonna ragebead, dude.
Watch.
Yeah, we're gonna.
Like you could tech the beard super battle golf
if you guys want to be really weird in it, users.
That is really weird.
Stop talking to me, man.
I am going to flip a coin.
Who on your team wants to call it?
Wait, can I check?
Can you share the camera, the coin, please?
Call it in there, though.
What do you think I'm gonna lie?
You got a sentence.
What?
You know, it's starting on you.
Wait, I'm sorry.
I got one more good idea.
Yeah, yeah, what is it?
We could do CS cases until someone gets a gold.
Shut up.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yes.
Shut up, dude.
I'm not even going to lie.
I'm not saying we should do this.
If all eight of us were spitting cases,
I'm going to be called every 10 minutes, crowd.
Every 10 minutes, you're actually insane.
Oh, you've never seen the pace at which I could open CSGO cases.
I think I could open 100 CSGO cases in five minutes.
Prove it.
Oh, my God, prove it.
Shut up.
All right.
What are you at?
Devin, are you calling it?
Call in here.
Call in here.
They're streamed to ICS called before.
No, no, you just say when you click it.
I'm clicking it.
I'm clicking it now.
Come on.
Come on, it's tails.
Whoa!
We could play Spanky.
I'm not playing Spanky.
Big butt fucking friend slot game where you just slap each other's ass.
All right, so what are we doing here, guys?
I don't know. Should we hop down to converse about what, uh...
Let's go to team two, Paul.
Let's go to team two.
We'll be team one. We'll be team one.
You guys can be okay. We'll be team one. We'll be team one. Oh, okay.
We're already in the team.
Oh, sorry.
Oh, sorry.
This is a good priority in the team.
Oh, listen, buddy, we're in the first.
Hey, wow.
I'm right next to you.
You're wrong.
Oh, the move.
The move.
Wow.
Wow.
How do you move?
How do you move?
That's what I thought.
That's crazy.
Dude, I'm actually so sad about Left 3rd.
Why did you say that?
You fuck.
I moved.
Oh, I didn't need you.
I didn't know you.
Why'd you guys move, Husky?
Oh.
I don't know.
OK.
The number one game I want to play today,
let me mention how you can easily track IPs on it.
OK, sneak, this is how I'll make it better.
We could just four man run left for that campaign
on stream on day.
Ooh, sneak, people are typing it in chat.
That's a piece of already being put on notice.
I don't know.
I just had to make it aware so that someone didn't get fucked.
One that's just like,
I should have texted it though.
I should have texted it.
So we got like,
like,
can I throw out some straddles here?
Okay, I'm ready.
I'm listening.
No, we can talk about a different stream.
We have two options.
We could,
just immediately cross their ego,
just fucking mall them in valorant.
Or kind of save that back pocket.
And we save that.
Okay.
Why is it valorant a lock for us?
Which one of us plays Valorant still?
I would say that we are all averagely better at Valorant,
and Chris is also crazy at FPS games.
Chris is elite.
I think you have not seen me on Sky in-game.
My aim and my aim is.
I have not seen you in an FPS game.
And hey, they said they peaked silver.
They said they peaked silver, so.
Yeah, they did say that.
Yeah, yeah, sure.
100%.
So I think that.
OK, I was just curious.
I'm like, I've never heard any of you other Valorant ever.
I haven't played Valorant.
We all played Valorant in the Penmans.
I didn't play it in the Penmans.
I'm certain we win Valorant.
I am.
If they are genuinely all peak silver, then I probably won't win.
I know they're not like KDM, FPS guys.
Like.
I was just curious.
I had no idea.
I don't agree.
I don't know.
Maybe we shouldn't start with that.
Like, what friend-slop game would you guys, out of the list,
like, what would you want to play?
Like, what do you think they would win?
I think they would win, Geo.
Yes, sir.
Honestly, I'm not even going to lie.
I know Geo.
I think Geo's our game in Battle Royale.
I think we have Geogester and Ludacus and you, dude.
As a whole, we're better at Geogester.
No, I think Geogester and Ludacus are way better at it,
but I don't think Truth and...
Yeah, I think like Frankie and I know what they're doing.
I think we have genuine knowledge.
The...
Off of the game list, the ones that are like,
seem like the least entertaining for this is Mecca, Geogester.
And honestly, that's it.
Like, those two just don't seem very like exciting.
I'm going to start with rainbow six siege for all which is going to say I'm kind of excited.
You know what I played it last night.
What I kind of want to play siege to actually that'd be a fun.
I think there's a chance we lose siege just for sure.
I think they have that's fine.
Seeds and I had a pretty good at it already.
I don't I don't remember doing.
I'm going to make sure my seed is updated now that we're fucking talking about it.
I have no zero map knowledge on siege.
I just have good.
That's that's my that's my.
You know that might be the only thing that matters somewhat. I'd really good
Okay, yeah, yeah, all right, well, what's hot back up and we'll tell them
I wanted to say the one other rule we have to hash out which I think you guys already know
Loser of each game picks the next game. So yes, when you guys lose this
Can you just, can we stop, please?
Is it true?
Are you kidding?
I'm just kidding.
Are we doing dance?
Who's mom is in the car?
What's happening?
That's an air pee, that's an air pee pee pants boy.
He's pretty cool poopers.
We're playing Cease first.
I'm sitting here.
Ray face sucks.
Yeah, you're pretty, oh wait, did we, did we tell them over once?
I just said it just now.
I saw you on the game.
You're hurting yourself.
Oh, you get on the game.
Do we have, do we have, we gotta add, we gotta, just, anybody know how to host a custom
game and Cease?
Yes.
I don't.
Hey, Devin, are we doing Devin's or no?
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
I'm saying we could dance.
I'm saying we could do dance.
I'm not like a box Franky's head.
Wait, someone told me the other night that you don't get, like, everyone unlocked in
customs.
I don't like four people.
What if you banned before P.S.A.
Yeah, you won't be able to ban four.
I think you like perma-ban like two or three?
Why am I verifying my fucking every sound?
I could prop host if you guys need or can't figure it out, but if we know we're good, that'd be cool
I have a Brady host could Brady like
Then we just bag on Brady. I don't think he could host left for dead though because there's no spectator. So it's like
That games that like that came came out when like Chris like graduated college
I graduated college in 2020
No, certainly not.
Fuck.
That sounds way too much.
Surely not.
I didn't even get a graduation.
I did, college.
I did.
Game activated on a different account.
What the fuck?
That like re-did it.
This Steam user ID activated this game on a different Ubisoft account to continue playing.
What the fuck?
Wait, real quick, Brady in point.
I think left for that too may be fine. There's an option to use steam dedicated servers instead of player to player now
No, it's not an option we're playing it at some point dude. Oh, well, yeah
Yeah, well that's hey, they might have to figure out my I had a I had a different
Apparently that I have to figure out because for
Oh, I'd like I'd like three of these off the count. What the fuck is this game?
What is this thing talking about because I open siege on steam with a different account on Ubisoft
I have to log into the Ubisoft account. What is that?
Yeah, wait, Chris how many operators do you have?
Like he has like nice full deafened. I don't think you can ban even if you have just a big
Don't you get like nine operators on each side off rep or something?
Also, I know that's a worry of his but like nobody's gonna ban like the nobody's banning sledge
There's like certain characters that are just gonna be like free to play a target man, bro
Yo, everybody listening to play a funk on fucking Spotify that motherfucker makes the best music of all time
He is also my YouTube outro W play funk my fucking goat
Thank you for the fucking gifted subs, bro
Malt think of the sub chef Luke Damian David Corks drew Barry think of the rate Barry think of the rate again
Oh, are you just spam raiding me?
TT and D think of the sub Fernando and Dorely acts and 80 think of it at three
Shwarma earth desert rank JB think of it thousands of others your buddies shut
Think of it sub Tony and van think of it sub king reg T pain raft they give it sub Jonathan grease and agent think of it
As well
Actually clipping he's gonna be like
There was ranked in this game before we start false on shock having a beer
Oh my god, it's spilling on me. It's filling on me. It's locked in. Lock in. Lock in. Lock in. I'm soaked
Holy shit. Hold on. Oh my god. I need a paper towel. What's going on? Oh, he's soaking wet. Oh, he busted. Oh, he busted.
How do you guys clean your gaming chairs, by the way?
Clean.
Clean.
Clean.
Clean.
Your caffeine.
Ha ha ha.
Clean.
Receiver.
What's this guy talking about?
I just filled a close up again.
I just filled a close up again.
You get a gaming chair.
I don't know.
I don't know.
Wait, I'm going to smell it real quick.
Pause.
Smell it.
It just smells like straight ass.
It smells like a chair.
Butt like.
Let me know how it smells.
I mean during horror games, I get a bit of swamp ass every now and then.
Every now and then, yeah.
Every now and then for sure.
on a metal chair you can see his whole balls and ass
bro that's great.
When he stands up you see his balls.
You can see the whole outside ball in front.
Ball in front.
You guys have been in the locker room.
After the sauna in the gym and you sit on the bench in the locker
room and when you stand up there's just a full outline
of sweat.
No, when I worked out at the gym,
no, no, no, no, when I work out at the gym and I sit on a bench
and I stand up there's just like ass sweat,
Like like just like a line like where my like Croft region was and clean it
Yeah, no, like I'll wipe it down after if there's
Stuff it really or like my shoulder slat something like that if I'm doing bench
But I don't know where I was I remember I stood up one time and I asked what my friend made fun of me
And I was like fuck you man. It's just it's just it's a natural bodily process from you got a nice wife
You gotta stand up in this one. I have to miss my food
Oh
Yep
This is some kind of attack really drunk that way I mean I'm also drinking
Yo, Chris and Joe that a hundred meter shotgun hot dog race, I mean you guys have no chance
I don't care how fast I don't partake in that because
I want you to know when that no Frankie Jay is gonna wash you in that
Yeah
To put this in perspective my chat doesn't know this other my friend Jay or our friend Jay the other day
bought a
16 pound watermelon and ate it
Entirely with the Rhine on string. Oh hell. No the entire watermelon like a full watermelon
He aged an entire watermelon in two hours, for like two and a half hours.
Well, to me, he also chugged half a gallon of chocolate milk in 38 seconds.
He's not bad.
I was going to say, me and Truett did like a wing-eating challenge, and I had 50, and
he had 40.
Damn, I like that.
Is there a clip of that?
He also played rainforest noises the entire time.
What kind of tech is that?
Did he not throw up afterwards?
I think he probably yacked after.
Guys, Ubisoft is refusing to let me log in to Nasdaq's.
I'm trying to figure it out, don't worry.
No food in my crib, not in my fridge.
You guys having a beer Olympics at your house?
Pretty cool, right?
This is just straight up for his own enjoyment, too.
We live in a garage, bro.
We couldn't do that here.
The beer Olympics is exposed.
Both hosts in the beer Olympics, guys.
Somebody host a beer.
We're all in Jersey.
All eight of us are in Jersey.
We live in a garage.
All eight of us are in Jersey.
All of us.
All seven of us.
Brother, I want all eight of us all the cool people.
All right, yeah.
I mean, we need a friend.
We need a friend deal.
I don't want to add this to the news.
Brady or no?
Brady, are you here?
I can do it.
I can do it.
All right, Devin's doing it.
Devin, why can't I turn it off?
You saw the.
What's on the line?
What's on the line for the team if we lose?
Is there anything online or just for just like ragging rates?
Let me figure this out, Jesus.
What if we do a finash stream in like a bunny suit or something?
Yeah, what a great idea. What a great idea.
What are you guys doing? Do you end up losing?
Oh yeah, no I have to wear a bunny suit and beat Fnapture.
Oh I never even showed the bunny suit that I bought.
Yo, my team, Waldo just said he's giving all of us 20 subs if we win this groggy brush.
Okay, just putting that out there.
They want to do like a friendly kind of thing, similar to like, no probably not.
Um, are we doing like okay similar to like Joe had him to dress up in a bunny costume?
Are we gonna do like a show?
I bought a I bought a I bought an XL like
Like pajama bunny suit
Bro it it's attached to an old email and when I try logging into that email
It's asking me to verify it with an older email
I remember times when I had bro's got yahoo emails. I'm crying
Yeah, when I was like 12
We remember yo y'all remember answers calm
I don't think so I remember an elementary school when I was cheat on shit. I'll go on answers calm
Ask FM
Just
Sneak and Crest runner from my space. I did not use my
That one what I made one I suppose risky videos and I had Kratos as my header I had a Joker header
It's pretty cool
Generally
Like my snake
Yeah, how are you guys gonna feel when you lose to this many onks, bro, this is gonna be hella embarrassing
Just have more time to I am not pushing 30. I'm
We're all pushing 30
My mom 30 bro, what?
because of the way you act.
The beer ruins it for me.
Hey, how old are you, Frankie?
I'll guess.
25?
23.
Jesus.
I just tried to reset my password on my older email.
It says we can't do that.
What do I do?
Hold on, hold on.
Disconnect Rainbow Six account.
We could probably three before them low key
if you think about it.
I actually think we would 3v4 each
I'm not saying I'm great at Rambo I know Oregon it's the only map I know I'm gonna play like a loser
And I don't think you realize the level of sweat
Chris is I don't think you
He's three hours on the game and he's probably watched some like lame video about
in Oregon and
Yeah, the best hole the best the best rat spots in Oregon top like where do I hide
Best peak spots if I'm getting spawned peaked and just dying at the beginning of every round I'm just gonna start screaming
Oh, I just yeah, I don't I don't know what I'm I don't know what I can do here
Anyone else just get a message that says real six server connection error anyone bro was sitting crisscross apple sauce while raising a Yu-Gi by the way
Yeah, I
Don't even know if you can see me my discord's blocking what's it to you I
Sit crisscross apple sauce while I game it's the perfect. It's the perfect method. It's comfy, bro
I don't know.
Jinx is apparently trying to fight me and Joe.
I don't know where we should go, guys.
We can stuff up a sneak for Jinxy for one game.
Oh, yeah, no, that's very hard.
Oh, yeah.
No!
Hold on, let me bring him up real quick.
Thank you, Shreddy.
You guys really wouldn't prefer that.
You guys wouldn't prefer that.
No!
I mean, how about we all void,
and I just call up Jinxy to one of the four?
I mean, that would also just be why are we bro be growing if I'm calling up?
Jase, you just fucking want me for them.
It's kind of hilarious.
Oh my god.
Now my chat spamming call Joe stop telling Jase to call me, bro.
I was going to say someone came up, like three people came up chat and said, you know, that's
I don't like that they do whenever Jinxie message mentions me or I mentioned him they immediately go
They're trying to call him call him like and I'll just go into the other chat and just lie fully
Yeah, he's calling you right now. They'll do that. They'll be like Jinx. He's calling you
I tap into the stream. He's not even talking about me. I'm like, what the fuck are we doing guys? I'm over eating some beer
That crazy
It's his whole chat right now, you guys are still annoying.
Bro, tell Jinxie I don't want to play with him.
Tell him I don't want to play.
Oh my god, Jinxie, we are so fucking busy, bro.
Holy shit.
I don't want to play, bro.
Relax, bro.
We actually all on R6 right now, too.
I don't want to play with him.
He's on R6 like every day.
I don't want to play Jinxie.
Not right now, but we'll play later, dude.
Bro, I watched a clip.
I watched a clip of Jinxie the other day.
He's playing Rainbow, and he's on some map,
And he goes, oh, I hear him. He's above me. Oh, he's deep. Oh, oh, oh, he's repelling. He's right here shoots through a wall head taps him
I'm like daddy's next level. Yeah
Oh my god
How'd you eight and I invited you and I got oh, I gotta add you wait what wall sneaks dealing with this
Where what is your what is your ebis off? So I was trying to change my
It's it's it's it's big bubble cock
So what we're gonna do is join truce lobby I'll invite everybody that has me just I just add big bubble cock and then I
I
Big bubble cock I was it took me I was spending about seven minutes to change my name
Yeah
And then Ubisoft connect
My name is fucking launcher
That's me
Your dog yeah, that's my dog you all right. I added you
I'm trying something hold on
Yeah, do you think it's weird to attach your dog to the username big bubble cock?
by my dead dog bro so that you well you I mean you reference my dead dogs bubble
cock nobody was dead at the time bro wait your dog was named bubble cock no
no no her name was Bella no her name was not every dog is not a bubble rock
Fuckin' Ubisoft is so fucking stupid dude, like what are you fucking talking about?
Am I gonna have to like make a different Steam account?
I have to like literally get a different Steam account just so we can do this.
Okay, so Joe and Zuzia invited both of you, it should be in your like, uh, social on your Ubisoft Connect.
This is so ridiculous.
Word, word, word, how do I, how do I catch that invite real quick?
You haven't got to add, wait, wait, what's your name?
I had to do, oh, I'm Multi-Ryce Saints.
You're what?
Oh, oh, oh, oh, there you are, there you are.
Yeah, wait, it said Multi-Ryce Saints.
You said it on my social?
Oh, I see it.
Shift F2.
There you go, you got it.
Okay, so the minutes need, Joe.
Failed to do the action, except.
All right.
Oh, it says you're party school.
Look where it doesn't make sense.
Party school, okay, so, truth.
You've increased your eyes.
Make me host, host, host.
You're host, you're host, you're host.
most okay so we're gonna do it we're gonna make a dedicated servers and like books
invite expired now i know i got you i'm sorry i'm in there and the invites expire i'm back i'm
back i'm back sorry i'm not wait sorry sorry i'm gonna do change something to do this action i can't
I'm overwhelmed with this face right now. Can you invite another year? I'm down to do loser
All right, so every round of rainbow not
Every round I hit a blank we are banding yes, we're banding. Okay. Yeah
You guys are crazy. You guys are crazy.
Alright, save playlists. I'm already drunk. Wow.
Did you eat?
You can send McDonald's records.
Oh, did you get a McRiddle?
Wow.
I got a sausage English McMuffin
Weird.
the hatch brown and then I got another one too. I had three I go off those two pieces
okay and three. You're not in my game. I got you. I got you. I don't know if I should
wait and kick me on every month. Oh man. Big bubble cocks custom game.
Hey, who's dong schlaver?
That's a
Why are you?
Why are all your games having your venus in?
Show the white balls.
Nothing to do.
Big bubble.
Switch team schlaver.
Hey, switch to this team and then Zushi switch.
How do I see?
I think we, I think we, I don't even see the game.
Where's the lobby?
Where's the switch?
You gotta go down to like switch team's space bar.
Never got it.
Okay.
All right.
Now we're good.
You're Asian I have most ethnicities if you if you literally when I pissed in that thing and sent it in they sent it back
And they said you are most ethnicities
Let me take a shot now's it all has slain most people
Oh my god, I'm drunk. I got a piss.
Oh, we'll get it rolling. He's got your secret weapon.
I think I've got it. I had two beers on the way right now, guys. My beer is in the way.
I have a fucking steam account just to do this shit because Ubisoft is so fucking dumb.
You made a new Seamac out of it?
Yeah!
Yeah, clock it up for Steve's tag.
That's what you've done it.
That Seamac already has it in the game.
It'll be something, so like, you can't do that one.
You have to log in with your email you made 20 fucking years ago.
Kill yourself.
JX wants to do a 2v2 every rank after streamer games.
I'm down, dude.
We just got to pick a day.
Your whole PC right now.
Change your whole, shut it off, 10 times.
Valorant locked me out of my fucking computer for like two hours.
I got locked out of my computer.
I couldn't get there.
You know, you have to change it to 2.0 next time we hang out with oh, sorry
When I went at my bios I went it was like the TPM 2.0 and then I actually did that and then it locked me out of my computer
Couldn't use my mouse couldn't get back into my like my desktop and then it took me two hours
How do you it's a USB fucking thumb drive to download a note a new like motherboard update or some shit?
Which I didn't know that was a thing and then I have to update you have to update your your mother
Like every every year I'm currently optimizing shaders by the way the game I did that with I did that
I just don't know that's username yeah, and he's on call with me and he goes there's a chance this bricks your PC
Okay, I have to restart the game because of an anti-cheat update that's so
So it's like you're going to need to restart your PSC or full computer.
Yeah, because our anti-sheet software has to know everything about you.
Oh, God, you know the fear.
Wait, we're doing first take.
So it ends at seven, like first to seven.
I have it.
So it's 16s.
I can pull it back down.
16 would be first.
I mean, we could just call it.
it back down. Sixteen would be
just call it at seven round.
Seven. We'll call it at seven.
That's cool.
First seven.
First seven rounds one.
Seven. Is your snowball activated?
Oh, bro.
You haven't switched every other
or? Okay. So the game crashed
immediately. You go to thunder,
defender, attack, defender, attack.
This is so insane. I fucking hate
it. We stopped so much.
I'm about to go get I'm gonna get a beer myself because I can't take this right now. I'm going
Sneaks you know grab that might sound like you're gonna go grab a real dad
A yingling yeah, I'm drinking an IPA named moose come this one
To be
It's brood is made take a bit first need to get the game runner. Should I run to the liquor store?
Oh liquor store. What are we talking talking about?
Just go out of your house to lap around your house and come back for that
That's actually crazy.
I'll be fucking screwed.
Should I take a beer on him?
Go do a lap, bro.
Oh my god.
Do you want me to doordash you?
Chris, do you want me to doordash you?
Licker on God.
Joe, yeah, that'd be fire.
Bro, yeah.
You would do that?
Yeah, but I get to choose what it is.
Oh my god.
Just don't send like an IPA.
I'll do anything else.
Even fireball.
You don't want IPAs?
Just fireball shooters?
No.
I'm gonna be like nursing. I'm gonna wait. Hold up. Check my test
Sour monkey, but it'll be just said course light
And Loki is it is a crazy text on its own
No, it's not UV blue if I text it look up
Blue
I'm gonna get you a bottle of gold schlager and that's
What is
You don't know
Where there's
There's like gold is big
You want me to hit me that door
No, they can leave it at the door, but you might have to actually meet them at the door if it's alcohol
Really, that's fine then guys the stupid fucking game is crashing on startup. I'm not even joking. I'm not even joking
Rainbow is so annoying to start up. It's terrible
Open my fucking game
Is Joe ordering alcohol for you, Chris?
Hey, why don't you embrace the burnt peanut and I just get you like nine voodoo rangers
Those are like IPA's, bro. I'm saying anything else
I would do a sour monkey, bro. I'll do like literally I'll do literally like any
Just not an IPA bro, please. We're getting sour monkeys
What the hell is this
They're like 10% and alcohol percentage.
Bro, we can take it out of Subolv2.
I feel bad.
He's better.
I don't know.
Like a beer?
Yo, thoughts on me getting you that, just like a bottle of Hennessy.
No, dude, I thought you were going to say a Biggie Ball.
I was going to say a Biggie Ball.
I'm going to get them for every loss you just take a big slag of the Biggie Ball.
Just your flavor of choice you can pick the flavor of biggie ball most of them are fine. Don't pick something gross
Don't do peach. I'm allergic to peach everything crush half a does both balls to
I don't know if they have biggie balls. They just have a regular buzz balls. It's okay creating squad. Please wait
Oh, I'm just gonna get you multiple different types of
The game crashed the game crashed
It opens the game
Settings, and it's just gone like you gotta meet a master door Chris
Okay, so we can either do a 3v3 or we could just talk we could just talk this fucking game and move on
I don't know what to do, I don't know what to do.
Okay Chris, Chris I hate to be that guy,
it's making me try to verify my ID right now,
you're not getting door to ask from me.
It's time to get me to take a picture of my ID
back in front, out of my mouth.
Dude I'm already scratching.
What the fuck?
He's scratching his neck.
What are we doing?
It's been an hour, we're gonna start playing videos.
I'm trying to give this game to do a single fucking thing,
but Ubisoft is such a shit fucking company
that they don't know how to make anything happen.
Like in any way functionally
Use our launcher our launcher shit by the way use it we're gonna connect it to steam actually you still have to use it though
It's still shit
What are we doing so are we skipping?
Picking a new one give me one more fucking thing. I'm gonna
I would be at the liquor store right now
Now, why is it across the street?
How fast is it going?
You were going to get it?
Most people have liquor stores within five to ten minutes.
Don't fucking get something, Ben.
Bro, it's taking me a while.
You could have done this.
You could have done this an hour ago.
No, if Chris leaves, bro, that motherfucker
is not coming back for an hour.
He has a summer time.
There's the podcast.
Why don't we just spin that up at this fucking point?
There she is filming her podcast.
OK, fine.
Why does it, Joe?
Why don't you just give Chris your credit card information and he puts it
Wait, is Jay at work?
Let me call Jay
Root it out on stream and then just like
Yeah
Hopefully he gets it first
Fuck
Yeah, that seems fine
Yo, let's add Birds of War to the fucking
What the hell is that?
Bird Game 3 and Roblox
Nobody at work
Let's do Bird Game 3 and Roblox
Bro, let's do smack talk
You're not actually calling Jay right now
No, it's okay, have fun
Alright, Jay is at work
Sneak you actually like there's just no getting on this game right now. I'm launching it on seam after verifying my game files and
We're gonna pray again one more time
The game starts up it gives me like the settings to customize my game for the first time
Before like it puts me into the main menu, and then it's just gone like I don't even get to click a setting. It just like crashes
Well
Let me open my desktop capture. You guys can my stream can experience it together
There it is. It's loading. It's loading very promising
Beanie lady is holding the box
Very cool
This is as you're listening to C480. No, I'm listening to Minecraft shut up
I'm not listening to Minecraft music
I'm gonna listen real quick to actually just prepare myself for this connecting me to the server
Yes, yes, should be soft. You can. I will allow that.
Wow.
Who has got daredevil yelling at them?
Okay, look, here's my settings.
Okay.
He been?
No, he's in. He's in for sure.
Shut up. Stop talking.
Please.
Oh my God.
Yes.
I'm in the tutorial I'm in the tutorial leave it leave it I said skip and they put me in the tutorial anyway
What the fuck is that bullshit?
What do you mean restart tutorial I said skip
stupid fucking game we're here you have to play it why is there a skip tutorial
option then what do you fucking mean this is so dumb dude I can't wait to just
wipe you guys and move on so fast I'm looking I'm moving with whazz oh my gosh
I'm moving with myself I can't move you know what do you guys think about this
I mean I have a bidet though with that. Nope. Nope. Nope. You got to let it go.
Wait, so are we off you? Are we off our, are we off right now?
Who's verifying this information? The game finally loaded for me, Joe.
I just, I have to go through this stupid ass tutorial for no fucking reason because
And then once you're done that, just add big bubble cock. Should be good to go.
Yes, I will, I will add myself in a bit.
that just add big bubble cock should be good to go.
Yes, I will add myself in a bit.
Yep.
All right, perfect.
I don't even know what my username is.
That's by some stick.
I should be trying this whole time.
Or switch that weapon.
Yeah, pretty cool team.
We're all ready to flick.
We're good.
You have my team?
Ready to flick.
Who's yelling in the background?
It's Frankie.
He needs to shut the hell up.
Yo, Frankie, get back to your room!
Oh, my God, they're spending more time fucking talking than anything.
Guys, we should have run through the Airbnb and been in the same house together to play
the game.
We should have done that.
It would have fucking been way more smooth.
It would have been a three.
I really would have been far less smooth if eight people were streaming at a game.
No, no, no, no, Us4 was there for, Us4 was there for, Us4 was there for.
There's no way I have to be in level five to play a custom game.
Don't say that.
What?
That's not true.
You usually have to be like level five to play a custom.
There's no fucking shot.
I'm level three, sir.
Yeah, Preki's level three.
Hopefully that's not an issue.
Yeah, one guy has to go to the end of the custom lobby.
Oh, you got one guy you got seemingly one guy. That's okay. I got one guy at least I asked so we could figure it out first
Wait, so you guys are a pretty cool team. Our team is what's our team in?
We're Devon's I just call you guys JCSD
That's that's that's that's that's all right, bro. I try you can't ever pronounce that. You can't ever pronounce that
Apparently it's level five to host so that's good. Yeah, I got you
we're alive we're alive we're living pros level 90. No. Well listen I never really learned
the game that well though like I'm not I can't comprehend what's going on in this game but
I could flick. Wait Devon you're actually 95 bro you're lying you lied you lied you lied
you lied. Okay yeah actually lucky other levels than like cream us in rainbow bro. Yeah.
I'm level 47, you're level 51, Chris level 9.
You don't play raking in game 2?
I played the game in like years.
I think I played raking in game 2 for years.
Like I have luck raked and then I never played it again.
Me too, that's what I did too.
That's pretty much what I did too.
4v4 in Birds of War, Birds of War is a 3v3 game.
3v3v3.
Yeah, that fuss was hard.
Steager's acting like a cop.
Sneak, are you done the tutorial?
Don't worry, they're talking very slow
to make sure I understand everything.
Dude, I literally did it the other day
and they were like, okay.
Yeah, like literally you get the direction
so you shoot them in the head, they're like.
Good job.
Go forward with the space boss.
Listen here, my team, Joe and Sneak.
Yeah, listen here, Joe and Sneak,
is this a bad PR for you guys?
My whole chat is spamming quarter black
as our team name.
No.
That bad pair, guys.
No, no, no.
My team's quarter black?
I like how you asked me and Joe not.
Chris is definitely not.
I will, Chris wouldn't care.
Who is it?
Am I the, oh my god.
You were definitely not.
When I did a 23 in me test, I was 0.1% in IG.
Oh, oh, oh, we're good.
We're good.
We're good.
We're good.
We're telling you, are we good?
So not quarter, more like 26, 27.
No, it's like 25 25.1
Well, you gotta get me to sneak though to
I'm learning about gadgets. No, you cannot skip this
There's a skips skip tutorial button and then the game is like okay now play the tutorial like what the fuck
Waiting dot dot dot waiting dot dot dot
It actually got it. I'm not I'm not Nigerian at all. It said 0.1% Nigerian
I'm not cool. I was
After further review
Come on.
I have to bring him here.
I want to do a DNA test.
Oh, god.
Yeah, Chris got in the bottle instead of spitting on it,
and then they just voided his results.
I have to pet my cat.
Hold on.
We're waiting.
Oh, been broke so many times.
Oh, my god.
Oh, my god.
Oh, my god.
All right.
I'm saying this as well.
Any future games during this tournament where this happens,
we're skipping it.
I'm not, I'm not, I'm not waiting an hour for any other games.
You might be ready for your first mission soon. I'm, I'm beating you to death.
It's been sort of a rant.
Not now for the advanced tutorial.
I'm going to teach you how to.
No, I'm good. There's some, there's some random lady messing with an iPad now.
No, I'll get away from her. What the hell? Calm down brother. It's all yours.
I didn't even realize it's been so long. Yeah, we basically just been podcasting all time. Yeah
How do I add someone they're about to lose to a team with a guy
It's gonna be boring. Oh, yeah
Actually
Yeah
at refund that channel point redemption.
I'm not doing channel point redemption today.
I'm not J. Co and that guy thinking
of the sub ramp of the three smoky and Ben dark.
Mr. Leo Kyla bank.
Yeah, I can't think of the subs.
You can just the sub clove and Fen Boyd.
Narc, it's cast Joe thinking of the sub.
Not Devon in here.
Door dashed me a bunch of stuff to dress.
Wait, who's your desk you?
Oh, Devon.
Devon.
Don't, don't go.
Can I start?
I'm ready.
Oh my God.
Let's go. We're starting. We're starting.
Hey, team one. Let's go to the real team.
One call needs that reason.
Four. OK.
We're going to do whatever you want to do to.
I'm not doing this bullshit where I argue about whether or not
we're team one.
First making fun of my my throwaway.
I got it.
That's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's
what you want for me.
Her sheet right now.
Tell me if we run friends.
Never run friends.
Tell me who to play.
Who do you mean?
Who do you mean?
Who do you mean?
I don't know. Oh my god. After this game, we should do a stream together as our team.
Oh yeah, that's true. But we gotta focus up right now. We're in the band phase.
And then whoever has more viewers, even gets like plus. We're in the attacker alt-rep band ace.
Which one's ace? I cued it. I cued it.
Wait, people say Demos. People say...
No, we're not banding Demos right now. We're not banding Demos.
about demos later on it we're gonna see who they play later no I have to play top so you
have to go you have to go dorms every time I'm gonna play lesion which characters oh
I only have like three guys I'm gonna play you either do you have rough happening if you
You have Rook.
I have Sentry, Smoke, Mute, Bandit.
Wait, wait, the only person I bought is Cav.
They can't have other characters, bro.
I have other characters, bro.
You have other characters, bro.
I'm just a three character, apparently, right now.
Bro!
Bro, it's good.
Bro, it's good.
It's good as fuck.
I bought one person, dude.
I was the only person I know who's man.
Okay.
Do you only know how to use Capcan?
No, Cav.
Cav.
Okay.
Immediately, we have to wall up.
You guys know how to flap on Oregon?
No.
Basically, we want to wall all these outside walls.
I'll put it in.
It's fine.
We'll get through this game together.
Just click your head.
Don't over-peak.
Just camp when we're on defense.
Legitimately camp on defense.
Wall right next to me.
Wall right next to me.
Wall right next to me.
I don't have bomb.
I don't have bomb.
I don't have bomb.
I don't have bomb.
Okay, they have.
They have a lot there.
Yeah, I don't have bomb.
They're in season and I'm barricading.
What is Frost's middle button doing?
middle button dude. I don't know. I only know the characters I play if I'm being totally honest.
Should I put it? Should I put the shell on? No, not on.
20 seconds of prep time? What the fuck is this? They gotta reduce that.
I shouldn't want to be able to though.
Ahh, that is a crazy long prep time.
I love this. Ah, walleye. Does anybody have a shotgun? No, no, no, no, no, no.
anybody have a shot on yes can you come blast right here shoot the foot right
here I got one right here we're gonna do this every round
Just because he can think if they jump through is there all chat
Stop explain wait low key
I look you want to leave sites of some cab on put a loser. Okay, they're there. Oh my god
We're coming in here
side probably I want no this is my
operator my operator is I have some
it is his office better also yeah I'm
I'm supposed to have someone like we're
fine though we're fine you want to be
holding something don't just like wander
around
and that's how I'm going to drop a lot
shoot that right there they're in that
room I have Legion minds down now go the
hatch
where's that already take a few guys
guys
where's the hatch at shots so where's
that's I want to blow that so I can't
help you right now
I'm sorry
You're just a lot
Hang it hang it hang it hang it don't say over here. I don't think I don't think I'm up. See see little mouse
We should ban that shit, bro. John hold this opening if you wanted to get over there
Have they broken any windows yet?
They they broke through they broke our wall. They could they could jump through this one that's it
I hear right. I got humine.
Shit. Nice. One of my rights still. On stairs.
I don't think they're coming this way. It's upstairs. It's just in not everything.
Oh shit, the couch, the couch.
The one that killed me is on the death place.
I didn't know they could be in yet. I thought we were bunkered up in here.
Where did they go?
They could shoot through a hard wall right here. We need somebody to watch this.
Was anybody here there listening?
I mean we still won the round, it's fine.
I'm not listening very well because everybody's talking and I don't know where stimuli is, but it's fine.
Yeah, we'll have full clear comms, otherwise.
Wait, can we ban the doka bean?
No, ban me up, ban me up.
Please?
What does me do?
Well, that's one of the things.
Me use all of our shit.
If you're canning your music abilities, you should be doing that.
Oh, yeah, that's fine.
They're gonna play me.
I was really knowing that she can just spam everybody with that.
What do you mean, doka bean?
I don't know.
I got the phone call thing.
Doka bean's an attack.
Oh, yeah, that happened to me.
They banned it.
Oh, they banned it.
It's fine.
I'm going to go. I'm going to go think I'm a think I'm going to finger. Finger player.
It's first to seven chat. It's not best of seven. It's first to seven. So best of 11, technically.
But it's one straight so it's like whoever gets seven wins
Oh
What does zero do I have a shield
Try not get your
Really
That's pretty cool
Oh my god, I get the nervous pee-pees.
Where the fuck, I can never find.
Oh, here we go.
I found the stales.
Guys, how the fuck do I get to the fucking thing?
I'm gonna stop here and then I'll go back on my camera later.
This is my issue with this game. I don't know. I never I played at 50 hours in this game
I don't have a single inch of map knowledge change my guns. Can I change my gun now?
I just hit my geek bar. I just hit my geek bar.
I just hit my geek bar in the past.
I'm just gonna take Ana out and they might peek off spawn.
They're not good, they know somethings.
Let me know if you guys need me to thank you.
I haven't played level 95.
You need to follow up here.
I can't do this.
I can't do that.
How do you rebel?
I said you can't do that.
Hold space, hold space.
Got it.
Alright.
They have this electrified.
I can't, they just shoot it.
I don't need this.
Oh, there's one, there's one, there's one peeking, there's one peeking.
Hold on, hold on Chris, hold on.
Is there anything to break this?
I might need to fuck out this.
No, that's not gonna happen.
Oh, you have a shield to peek.
Actually, go high low.
I can't deploy.
What the fuck is high low?
He's back here, he's back side.
Where you pink?
Oh, what the fuck?
He's pushing though, he's pushing, he's pushing, just one.
I'm pushing the door, I'm pushing.
Oh, fuck!
That's fine, don't joke.
Daily did 20.
Nobody in this room.
I don't know if I could wall this,
I'm not knowledgeable on rainbow. Yeah, that don't work. Fuck. I'm reaching a window. I'm reaching a big window. I'm talking about that chat.
I'm swinging. Joe, are you still behind me? Swing swing swing. I'm gonna find there. I'm drowning in real quick.
I'm gonna find the end of this corner on me. King.
Two in here. Two in here. Yep.
Nice. There's another one in that room. Where I think. I'm thinking.
There's another in that room.
I
Just wait and think you hold up think in three
You're up in two
the right room that's the best that works for me I can just be a shield and
let Joe do the work that sounds great oh that was awesome dude you just walk I
mean that seems like yeah that's not me or he dies that seems like more useful
than anything I'll say.
You could have banned Okadee, Chris, if you want to ban him.
Yay! Where are they?
I'm stressed out!
I'm just gonna ban somebody we played.
There's solid snake in this game? What the fuck?
It's solid snake. People spam say it's broke.
What the hell?
I'll show you a solid snake, Snake.
Oh! I'm sorry.
I didn't mean that.
Alright, man.
I was hoping you...
Hey, man.
Hogsmeck Volge on Cavera.
They banned my thorn, bro!
I have two characters.
Who do you have?
I have Cab and Thorn.
I'll play whatever the default is.
Bandit? I don't know.
Bro, you have other characters.
I have the intro ones.
The intro ones aren't bad, though.
I'm going too shotgun.
Joe, I'm going to be a loser downstairs.
You...
You
Whatever walls you guys put up lovely electrified. I got you. I want you to electrify this wall
I'm walling
There's two drops I got two
This one
Can you show the same stuff you did last round?
Yes, well, I'm just gonna I'm gonna I'm gonna impact
Yeah, I'm gonna I'm gonna I'm gonna impact
I
Wouldn't be surprised if they push through
Yeah, I'm going to I'm gonna I'm gonna give me the spots again
Go up the hatch.
Uh, it's just this bottom, or you can shoot the, oh, shit, was that you?
That was me, that was me.
Okay.
Okay, the bottom of this, I remember.
Yeah, and then, and then this full.
Alright, I'm downstairs.
Just because if they step in, you can shoot their feet.
We can clear, clear, clear confidence that we need them.
Cause I, don't move.
Don't move during that.
Do not move during that.
Why in scared?
It'll, it'll show them exactly where you are.
Alright, I'll move that shit up.
One per wall. Oh, I didn't do enough man, did things in the walls?
Can they see the wires? Let me know, let me know, think if you can.
I'm hearing stuff to my right there. I hear, I hear stuff. Below me, yep.
On ping, there's some noise.
A little bit.
Uh, okay, one's by window, one's by big window, right here, Sneak.
There's, right through that, he's probably going to break through.
Like around the corner. He's in that window on paying like to your right directly. He's gonna jump through that window
At some point
They're gonna move pretty happy every time they do that
I have three hours in the game. I just said this is the only thing I've done
Yeah, they're definitely playing through upstairs there. They might be on site, right? We have nobody on you know
Yeah, I'm going to a
Washington up for has located a
Their heart breach
I'm living here run here run here run
Here that was on me that was on me right here on my ping on four
Chris you're watching the stage, right?
Yeah, your back's fine.
I mean I have a lot of angles.
Let me know if you move, let me know if you move.
I might have to, this is a terrible spot.
I'm not supposed to like...
One on Bear.
They've came down to him.
He shot me.
It's Habana through hard reach.
On A.
You're flying spine right now, is this it?
I know where to are.
I'm just gonna play after contact.
They know I'm here, they know I'm here.
I might rotate around through, is there a no-blogger there, Jeff?
It's my utile.
Joe, can you see me? What is my utile?
They have to push
How do they know what they're on they're on a they're on a laugh yeah, yeah, they know it's coming
I would rather can I please ask both of you you have two roamers that round and I
think that's just a horrible play yeah that's why I said I don't think any of
should roam I think we should sit top because they have to come upstairs if we have two people roaming
downstairs it's like useless um that makes sense who else did they play
chat who are they playing who are they playing we have five seconds
take it out of the way please just they weren't even saw us were they oh we could have got rid of
lion but it was lion's not that hard to yeah um i'm gonna go asian hey hey joe's mods can you ban
the best 112 110 from his cat please thank you he just asked me the weirdest question i've
ever heard in my entire life about you that's saying something weirdest fuck go ban that
I got please monster once don't say the question. What was it about?
It was about me and you sex.
But like in a disgusting manner.
Oh, yes, just sloppy.
Disgusting.
See, it's just like that.
Like obviously, like you're not our friend, bro.
Why are you? Why are you even making jokes?
No, but it wasn't even like some shit I would say with my friends.
I'm going straight. I saw that's crazy.
I
Think it's the blind lead the blind dude
Why are you following me? I don't know I did this last round right?
You gotta come through here
You gotta come through here
Hit 7 and make sure you drop street
We're all gonna go street
How do I change where I dropped?
Hit 7 and then you go back to
Locations and you hit street
Where the fuck is locations?
location
if you hit seven it'll say you're on operators again
and then you hit locations on the top.
Well my drone did nothing so it's fine.
I just think we all go straight. We could go through bottom or top here.
I think we're on defense. We just don't need two roamers I'm pushing. I'm pushing big window again. I just I've never
Why can I rebel well, I've only played this game last night and that's all I'm not I'm not upset about it
I'm just saying I think like we we have a way higher chance if we just campsite
like this game is all about playing down on these abilities that I've never seen before
why is this game trying to get me to repel and vault us all so long space bar
what is the one for me
I just flashed myself
I'm fucking kidding it
I'm walking up the line
bro what is the flash of this game up here
what are you doing
nothing
yeah I'm blowing this up
there's a hole, that was gonna say there's a hole here though
Let me check this side
Fire, fire, peeking
Through the door line
Wait, wait, give me a sec, give me a sec
I have one bullet, I'm reloading
You mean having it scared?
Oh, I'm dead
Can I get rez over here?
Oh, I can self-press
What is that, what is that beep?
Binking
Nope, I got one
It's gonna be fucking hard last
I got one, he was hard last earlier
Yeah, he is hard luck though. Ready?
I'm spotting.
Yeah, I'm popping you guys with you.
Ready? Ready?
There's one in this, where I pinged Joe.
There's one where I pinged. He's going behind you Joe.
He's behind you.
I mean, I'm outside right here.
Yeah, he's, I can't, uh, he's waiting for me.
I don't know, some shit's happening.
Bro, I didn't think he was gonna...
Why do you keep that?
He's just spam spotting me.
just spam spotting me.
I'm just over you, I saw it.
I got you, you're up.
I got Frank.
I gotta reload.
I'm dead.
I was trying to fucking shoot him.
On the corner, behind the couch, behind the couch.
You're dead.
Oh my god, I fucking prone and self crouching.
I keep mixing up prone and crouch, so I just like drop my shield.
Like, yeah, exactly.
That's unlucky.
to cover and then I just prone in my shield swapped out that's annoying as hell I think
how many kills I'm not dying I'm just I'm not playing like aggressive not aggressive
but you know what I mean um then is there are you playing anyone annoying chat what
are we playing to you had to do with the fucking helmet on dude who puts the explosive traps
It's on the ground.
We're not, I don't know anybody.
No band.
I'm just gonna start, I'm just gonna start
into band.
Why are they just chatting on my things?
I'm running out of people to play.
Tell me you do a band next time.
Yeah, chat, help us chat with the band, bro.
Is it Fenrir?
That cap game on defense, bro, not on attack though.
I think it's Fenrir.
He has a bulletproof camera.
Nice band, fellas.
Yep, and now I'm walking in.
I don't know who to fucking use any there is for a play people that you know how to play or are easy to play
You just have a good gun and no abilities then just like still just
Chats had been views
I'm going to camp site in a different spot like a fucking loser, 10 seconds, oh I should
put it outside, whatever, 5 seconds left, I might know I'm here now, actually I'm, we're
I'm not going to open it.
I could have.
Stay closer on site to Chris.
Don't sit over there.
All by me.
They're all by me.
They're all on a side.
All a side.
I'll just try to see if anyone's
spawned anyone.
I heard.
By your shots
They're usually gonna come near a site like it's rare people gonna be on Oregon
Yeah, I think I'm going big window
Big window and I shoot yep. Yeah right here
I got ankles they just shot a bullet through there towards the where that hole is
They're joining, they're joining.
Yeah, they're doing something.
Moving around.
Oh, fuck.
No, I'm probably going to die here.
Shot through the big window again.
Hey, man.
Hey, drone from this way, sir.
I'm sorry.
Shot through the big window again.
Hey, man.
Hey, drone from this way, South.
They might be coming from over here.
They're trying to enter in now.
Yeah, I saw the drone.
I don't know where it was.
150.
One of them's one shot, though.
Oh, you've scared me.
I'm sorry.
I'm so sorry, but he's scared the fuck out of me.
Um, um, um, this window.
No way don't schloppers
How am I not head-tapping him? I'm on his head
What's up, this is dead
The fucking issue is math knowledge, bro. Mm-hmm
Interplanting
Brother get the hell out
I shot one shotgun bullet and got instantly tapped.
Yeah, man, Hibana or fuse of the fucking best dude.
Well, do you want to not deal with minds that are going to be up when you join?
Yeah, fuse.
We should not use that's cap can cap.
They were playing cap can they have minds that no and treat denial device.
It was a movie traps on windows and door frames.
Okay.
every time. I just feel like it's easy to go ace, bro.
We need to locate a bomb.
You can speed with the fucking drone.
The following you're doing.
Yeah, you can sprint or shift.
Not for all super long, though.
In the drone, you can sprint.
Yes, you get three charges for a certain period of time.
I'm kidding. I can't here.
Hey, dude.
Oh my god, I love that my cam's here right now.
I'm going to
fuck he sees it
no way bro
sorry, I was having fun
picked up time
I literally can't believe they targeted me of all people right now.
That's fucked up.
It's got the fucking shield though.
That's shit the noise fuck.
It is the noise.
That's why I picked it.
I was like this is gonna be really stupid.
No, this is recoil.
Okay.
Oh god.
Oh god.
It's like an AK pull down.
I don't have anything for big, um, for big window.
I think she's going to activate it.
To breach big window.
Are you guys already?
Joe, how do I vault instead of recover?
Are you guys already?
You have a space over an area that I can't get near.
I was holding space, that's why I'm out of...
He holds this every time he's right there.
You're kind of blocking the sneak, I can't move.
Sorry smile.
We'll put these OPS doors down. Can we ban them?
Right here is in...
I want to go big window, but I'm pretty sure it won't open.
Yeah, I'm done.
I don't have the impact nades
Like I gotta go in somewhere else bro like I literally have to go in somewhere else
You need a Thatcher
Like I think we're gonna lose I think we're probably I mean I know we're winning right now
I think it's better aim than them, but they do have definitely more rainbow dollars than us
It's clear I knew he was there too
I'm just standing on the open.
Yeah, he actually is.
I was so lucky while actually standing just straight up in the open.
Yeah, I was such a lucky kill too.
He just hit fire.
He just shot my kneecaps and that's how I died while we...
I don't know if they're gonna swing you.
It's a 1v4.
Yeah, we're gonna have to push them.
Well, same as...
No way they're swinging.
They're gonna.
They're not good, I mean.
They will swing then.
They might.
I bet you they will.
Yep.
Nice shots.
See what I'm expecting.
One's left on couch.
Hard left.
he's there yeah I know that's what
what is that character that makes it so I can't fucking blow up that wall that is
the guy that I'm banning what is the character
get banded out of here and we just fucking hard entry and dong schlabber
whichever one of them making truth whoever the fuck that guy is
is just immediately voided and here's what is it seven rounds or seven
points seven rounds this is round seven
No, it's whoever wins seven rounds.
This is OK.
That's what I'm saying.
Seven points.
Up the waiters.
I could go dock.
I'm going to keep on.
So it's all it's all it's it's cool.
We're definitely going to have to somewhat speed up the games
after this.
We're going first to five and we're two hours in the stream
and we haven't even finished.
kind of crazy bro it's kind of nuts i'm not gonna put armor down i call it a 10 hour event you're
not doing this please just blame it on me software i don't know it was stupid
armor and down here on the ground guys need you almost oh fuck i'm stuck in ankles y'all gave
you a little bit of my airsoft during prep phase yeah i gave you a little bit of warning y'all
I'm actually scared. It's always on high guard, but
They never come this way by the way, you should leave this open they've never once came this way
The big door the big window if we have whoever can put the OP shit on the wall
They come through this big window. Where is it? I don't know where the fuck it is
Yeah
Can you do the shots through the walls?
I don't have a shot that means cut up to it crossfire
bro I'm sorry I'm not reading most owners today I apologize
I'm fucking one they're not stairs they shot mess up here at the window at the window
I hear downstairs. Good God, is that you? No, they busted it.
They opened it downstairs? Oh my God, I have a fucking stamina shift.
I'm not for found a bomb, you must defend it. There's a foot here. There are a lot downstairs.
Got it.
What?
Come on here.
I can't stop him from hanging downstairs or hanging here.
I'm like almost dead.
What hit you?
I don't know. Some fucking bomb. They're downstairs. One's on ping.
So really low.
One two ping.
What hit you? What hit you?
I can self revive I guess.
Come on, come on, come on.
I'll bait him, I'll bait him.
He's right here, he's right here.
Big window? Don't peek big window, Joe.
Chris, um, on ping, on ping, on ping.
Bray is a fucking shield.
Chris, they're at the fully open behind you, Chris.
Oh, oh shit, there's more as well.
fully open fully open one one shot don't stop it okay they're one absolute
absolute I'm nine out you think I know
there's two walking in upstairs in bed room right now
What the fuck's this one at?
Oh shit.
Brother.
Dude.
Chris, are you on your ability with Cap?
Big window.
Big kiss and attacker.
I don't play fucking rainbow, bro.
I don't play.
When you're on your ability with Cap, Chris, you don't have to like sneak around like that,
bro.
You know what I mean?
Because they can barely hear you.
You do.
If you walk, it makes noise.
Cap's full silent and crouching.
Yeah, but I think the purpose is to be fully silent, though.
Bro, what are you doing?
That fucking character that makes it so I can't fucking hard breathe. I'll play thinker. Oh
We don't get bands anymore. Oh my god
Yeah, we only have three oh fuck we're gonna fuck the more bands a bit. Yeah, I'm not gonna actually go ace this round
Other defense is so fucking annoying bro. No, I'm sorry. Yeah, they're my might might be right destroys reinforced walls. I got you
need to locate a bomb.
I want to go up that way bro, but he's gonna fucking peek up like he's gong-slobber.
Whichever one of them's that is, he just holds it.
And then gong-slobbing feed him.
Might be better for me to enter because I'm like, an easy kill and you can just double peek it.
What the fuck is happening now?
There's lasers in the doorway now.
Bro, what the fuck?
Indeed there are a-
Oh!
Alright, this is just astroslight.
Oh my god.
What's happening?
We've no drone.
Bandits walls still stop thermite?
What the fuck?
Crazy.
Go ram?
I could go ram.
10 seconds.
I
Know no
Shocked on epic that's why
Okay, oh where is that from way the big round?
Like hard right in the van it's like in the fucking on the ground floor
like right there that door right there get that little blast for right there is
where he was stupid fuck I didn't see that I don't fuck it dude I don't know
how this shit works at all it's okay me either
I'm dead. I'm dead. There was a stun grenade here, look at what's in there.
I read Jersey.
Wax cannon.
the
we break the place that the
other I really don't fucking know
breakable on the day I'll need it
that's part right
Yes.
I'm gonna see you home, one more time.
I'm gonna miss it.
I'm gonna miss it.
All I'm gonna need is a gun.
I'm planning.
Come on, I'm gonna miss it.
I can do it.
Good, good, good, good.
Perfect.
Just good.
I'm scanning, I'm scanning, you're good.
You're waiting for me, you're waiting for me here.
What, how do I get through his red sheet?
I don't know.
He's loud.
I think he's...
Am I just...
Oh, I can't, I can't, I can't.
I can't, I can't, I can't.
Here, I'm gonna ping it. I'm gonna ping it.
Hold on, just hold on. Don't even peek, just hold on.
Is that bomb in corner? Yes. Yes, it's that corner.
They have to defuse.
Nice one.
Oh my god, I don't like this game.
Pull it out, I'm not playing.
So does the laser wall hurt or is it just scan you?
I have no idea.
I assumed it would tell me if I walked through that.
That's what I'm assuming as well.
Did you go on cat?
Yeah, I just.
I'll stay root.
I'll stay root.
I'm going to get a knee bump.
My beer's here.
It only hurts it hurts. It doesn't kill row you till until add it like a drone
Oh, you can throw a drone at it chat. Where do I throw a where I throw a mute down?
Like on hardwall dry here those glass bottles
These things delivered anytime soon bro, I need to stabilize
bro they know all the spawns we're out we're out knowledge they started shooting
my fucking feet here bro we're out knowledge of the city around knowledge in the game
So just think about it. We have we have more skill first
Hold on putting bear traps around the bomb are you going out the door?
So I'm just stooping up this fucking bomb site
I feel like they're supposed to have the same thing every time, man.
Five seconds to challenge.
They should've got armor.
Increase surveillance on bombs.
Up or hazard abuser.
How does one trust a lightning and snow truck?
Respect a few months with me, and you'll get the hang of it.
Alright, now I'm gonna play like an absolute fucking loser.
Yes.
That seems like what literally this entire game boils out. I hear that. Yes, you're the mother and you outside of me
I think yeah, they're they're coming through barn area is breaking through
Yeah, here's money too
Oh
I
Upstairs yet. Yeah, they're one of them's on
What the fuck is happening happening what the fuck is happening?
He's through window through window through window right next to outside
Right there
I
Get all you I'm literally not even at the wall or I'm not even around the window and they killed me
Okay
I push into there or
I'm kind of waiting waiting
My god, there are other window right by right by couch
What well he's just holding that window don't peek out my god, he's sitting there
I heard them on me, pretty sure he's right here bro, I'm not speaking, he might be
last.
Do you hear one or two?
Hi Skell, 2v1, 2v1, and he has the plant, down side, he's down side.
He's in I think it's a bedroom. There's two bear traps on a bomb. So
15 seconds
Good round shit, that was cool. Good shit guys again, again, let's go. Let's go
Average pool live sim afghan and MN
Alright Joe, what did you want to do for this round?
Well, I can't believe we're up around no go streets. Don't go street. Don't go street. They're gonna they're gonna they're gonna
Garbage
And they know the angle better than us
Phone oh shit, okay, I'll go back and shit
No, it's just right it's just stressful. It's just stressful, right? Is it this game is it's
Are you got line fuck I
I can swap if you want I got some music in here I know bruh
No I can swap to locate a bomb
Oh you can switch?
Yeah you can switch
You can still change right now
Yeah
Oh okay
I don't even know where the fuck I am right now, that's the thing about this map, it's
like some of these areas are literally good or nothing.
Yeah, like what's, I don't understand, it's like why is half of this map even real when
it doesn't even do anything?
Well, because there's other sites that you can plan.
But like that aren't in the game right now?
Well, no, we're only playing.
We always choose dorms because we're only playing top level.
But we could technically choose something we can't because that's
like.
But there's other spots on this map.
Yeah, they have this place all the fuck out.
I want to go.
I have a hard breach.
No, but like.
This is very, very trashed as well.
This would be like we could fucking...
Uh, somebody else take the, the fuse, somebody else take the bomb.
The fuse is no longer in possession.
Nope.
Uh, I'll get it, I'll get it, I'll get it.
Oh, wait, wait, wait, wait, don't do it, no, Chris is, Chris is safe here.
Chris is safe here.
Yeah, Chris is safe here.
I have a question.
Christopher.
Chris?
Oh my god.
We almost have to, but don't go left on it.
He said he had a phone call. I'm pretty sure I heard.
Oh, they, I heard them in there.
There's a ham somewhere too.
Let's see.
Maybe it's the uh...
Maybe it's... oh my god, are you scared of me?
We have to go through here.
They're not in here? Wait, can we go through up there?
Can we go through up there?
Can we go through up there behind you?
And then go up there from there? Is that possible?
I don't know. I don't know. It's not that hard.
I'm gonna test it out. I'm gonna test it out.
I'm spotted by scams. There's a fucking scam.
What fucking scam?
It's just so fucking aggravating dude rainbow succeeds blows. Yeah, it's like you're seeing
I can't tell you. Okay, just reinforced in here
All right, are you okay? It's looking looking looking. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, I'm good
There's a delivery. I'm just spotted by Stan. Where is
Yeah, I don't know it might be a camera outside. I don't know no it is a camera outside. I don't know where the cameras are
Bro, they don't work at all
Joe where do we get in I don't think we could join this
That's the way that I went in
But you can't go anywhere you can't go anywhere out. Do we have anyone that can break this wall? It's not
Pretty sure I have a leech thingy
How the fuck did you get in here?
Good kill bro
That's not my fault, look at this, it's not my fault, look
That's not my fault, bro.
That's not my fault, bro.
One more round.
We win this round.
It's over, right?
If we win this round, it's over?
Team killer.
Bro, just walk through this right now.
Hello.
Yeah, it's OK.
I deserved that.
Should I go mute again, or should I say lesion?
I don't know, man.
It's not turning up, though.
I don't turn it up yet.
You know what I mean, guys?
I would rather get addicted to valor and against me this more I can't even lie this is horrible
Why was this our slam dunk game?
This is horrible and I know this row this you got there away if they like they lose this row. Oh my god
They're gonna go rocket leave next I'm certain of bro. Oh
They know a lot about this game, I don't know how we're winning rounds
I think they were just expecting us to push it the same way we did and then right when we
Whatever one I shot he was just playing on the floor hiding
I told you we should change spots
They usually have that electrified though, so it's been impossible almost
Rocket League will be faster than this game, Rocket League will be faster than us, because
it's at most 4 or 5 minute games.
That's fair, they are pretty quick.
Let me know what you guys just want to.
I'm placing my shield right in front of the window just to be annoying.
I don't hear them yet.
There's a drone downstairs.
I feel like I hear them right here.
Much weaking.
I see cams right on ping. Right next to you there's a cam.
there's another cam there's a lot of them coming through this way like drones
there's two drones here so that means there's two people there at least I
still hear one next to me which ping on the danger ping there's two
Like you're shooting
I'm sitting camps though a bit of an Intel beeman
Non-big window
They're like all over there, no?
There are two under your sneak.
One here.
Now get in this.
Did they get through this?
What?
One big one.
Did I just get baited by a fucking drone?
Are you kidding me?
There's two of them there.
Dude, that's so fucking annoying.
Also, he's nowhere near where I shot on my screen, but that's fine.
game. There's two in that to the left of that ZZ. Yep. Might have walked through at this point.
Bro! They fucking sit there!
I got a drone.
They got a drone ZZ.
one of them is on that one of them is hanging at that window every single
round the entire round they sit there with their thumb in their mouth I said
I said in all chat we're not doing one by tail I like this will go on for
fucking nine years well not if we should go we should go big window I think we
You should go big window.
So drop Junkyard.
EMP grenades.
Go Junkyard.
And then we need a lion.
I'll play lion.
Play Ram if you're going big window.
Is Ram big or no big?
Yeah, what does Ram do?
What does Ram do?
Ram destroys the ground below you,
and then also to like ram through walls.
Where is he?
Right in that one.
Ah, bottom blast.
Arc 4C, oh this comes to astute.
I like that gun, bro.
Reinforced here.
You're gonna be playing the same way they were before.
They have those fucking laser stuff.
I'm blasting through this speed, agility, whoo, I don't even think he saw you, bro.
guys so they electrified this one now again so we can't go that same way
10 seconds to go
I
Might go use their cheese
On this fucking yeah, we're going big window. Oh shit
Do you have a breach?
I have rammed. I do I do I got one. I got a good charge. I got a big boy right here
How do I play neck? Do I just
Yep
Nice
I have one more ram chat, what do I do with it?
Oh shit, I was looking at fucking chat.
Sorry, crossfire.
I'm moving back over here.
Alright, I'm going to line scan, we got an entry.
Oops.
Oh, actually we can't.
Yeah, I'm bumping.
I'm line scanning.
Oh my god.
Oh my god, oh my god, there's three of them there, there's three of them there, there's three of them there.
Oh, I'm on the dead.
Nice kill, nice kill.
Nice kill.
This is the left.
Oh my god, Zod, Zod, shut the fuck up.
That was bad.
I didn't even heal with L and also three of us are standing there.
I go, okay, we got an entry, we got an entry.
I
Nice 1v2 just baiting each other down we got a hop in
What the fuck like final round success fucking even
You saw my elbow
That situation though, would you want me to enter at the same time? It doesn't even matter. It's fine around run defense
I think I found a loophole to their strategy what I don't know if I should say cuz someone's gonna start spamming their chat
I have to find a window though that I say on attack. Yeah, I forgot people snitches. I forgot about that
You'd he wouldn't have done that. Yo, have you ever sat back and evaluated how much of a loser you
I got to find that here drop the
armor.
Chats I'm telling you Doc is better this
room but I don't know how to fucking
leave walling here brother they go here
literally dude so many chats and play
this person play this person guys we
all collectively probably own ten
people together.
I know how to use that I'm not picking
random people that I don't that I've
never used before.
We did with the boons.
Literally.
I don't know how to use them I'm not using them.
It's literally a skill issue none of us play this fucking game like yeah, it's literally a skill issue. That's the problem
Like what?
I hate to be that guy you guys reinforce walls
walls. Yeah, I just came for like six every one of the entire game. How do I even need
that? Go up to the softball. It just says remove for me personally. No, please don't
That's what it all it says is removed
Come come come there's cams on bot someone's someone's downstairs
Fucking bot oh, let's go
bro Chris I think you come back to site and we take maybe now we use the 4v3
advantage and just make them squeeze up
everyone on stairs I'm Joe I'm sitting on cans one scan red right now red ping
I think I hear big Linda
You see I have your stairs here.
You're good.
It's fully open, fully open, fully open.
One big window.
There's a one big window and one.
Like my heart bridge.
You're going to come through eyesight.
There's one butter.
He's about to break his wall on me by wolf.
I'm going to pop in on you.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
We're gonna pin them, don't wanna fight through this.
Do you wanna double-peak this?
Wait, ready?
Okay, three, two, one, go, go.
He's there.
He's there, he's there, he's there.
One outside ping.
They're fighting super slow.
Rad ping.
You're hitting him off?
That's why I'm saying we should just chill.
Because we have four, they have three, so we should just make them.
I'm pissed off on this window.
I have this window.
I'm watching this big windows broken
Better better
What do you fucking mean where
Oh
This game off my game off my computer
Yo nice window grapple at the end there
one zero where do you guys want to take it all right that she was actually
tilting me bro you guys are at that window every round I was like I have
to find something for this I mean it was fun yeah I was just glad it's like it
was good it was a close game it took a while but it low-key couldn't have been
that was a better first game.
That was a banger.
I would say.
Hey guys, listen, listen.
Can I pee pee?
No, if you got pee, I gotta pick next.
Listen, guys, listen, listen, listen.
What's it going?
Listen.
Oh, man, don't let it just go.
Oh, man.
That's working again.
Oh!
You ready?
Man, that was depressing.
That was a hot man.
I'm ready for next game though.
On to the next one.
I'm depressed.
Yeah.
All right, back up your bottle open.
Cracking a high noon to feel ourselves here. Nice
Sure, how much more bearded do you have guys? Let me dig into this liquor store bag that got rent
I got a random assortment sent to me. I hope it's all 9.5 percent voodoo ranger tall boys
Yo, have you guys consulted about what you think your next game will be we know what it is
I think we know though. Yeah, we know what it is.
Is it rockin? We're taking our work.
Yeah, we're taking our leave.
We need a way to go out and to keep it even.
Make a little ultra like that was so
that would have been such a big win.
You know what's crazy?
You're not like for the most part, supposed to win attack rounds.
It's supposed to be defense like like sided.
And we were winning so many attack rounds,
we couldn't fucking take a defense first.
So fuck.
Bro
Negan Chris
Bombs everywhere dude the one place doosie had where he fucking killed one of you is a 3v1
And then he just
Instantly killed you guys lined your heads up for him. That's it was crazy. Yeah
And then towards the end of the game bro
I just kept walking into frosts like literally spitting on my hand slapping my chest like an idiot like
Like the first kill of the lobby
You got sneak on a small peak
I think Brady said I sent left for dead server instructions and discord if needed won't be in stream most of the remainder
What do you mean in discord like where?
DM it to you maybe the ending now. I'm gonna go Peter. I like
Wait, we're gonna rock it Lee. Yeah, it's rock. It leaves rock at least I'm thinking
He just sent it to me
You don't want to play the one be one
No, I don't think so.
Okay, how about this? How about this? How about this?
I think this is better. I'm pretty bad at how about I do the 1v1.
Okay, you do the 2v2 with me and then you do the 3v3.
Yeah, I do the 2v3s for sure.
True. Okay.
Call you action. True. Come on. First up.
I call you action. Truth versus Bart.
Truth versus Bart. Let me watch.
Rocket League real quick.
What?
The only thing more fun than playing Rocket League is watching Rocket League.
My right, my right, my right, it's just, it drops on, who's drops on?
I'm not even asking, I've never even turned them on.
Wait, wait, you guys been ironic?
Hold on, wait, you guys been ironic?
Hey, man, I need a beer, baby.
I need a beer, dude.
You said need a beer?
Hey, man.
Have you got beer?
We're playing Rocket League, right?
Should I chug one beer to catch up, guys?
Guys, what are we playing?
Yeah, Rocket League, Rocket League.
Okay, I thought so.
Purchase.
I got a one.
What do you fucking mean purchase rocket?
Rocket League is unlisted on the steam store
How do you play on steam if it's on epic
What the fuck is going on here you're doing the 1v1 what rank were you in ones?
Truth Pete like diamond like diamond one. I mean I'm Pete silver though. I'm coming off a bad loss from yesterday
I lost one in the last four seconds.
How did that rainbow, how did that rainbow, did you do a drink for the rainbow waltz or
I have a white cologne on my hair, I like cologne, cool, are you are you a college kid in 2015?
2015, yes, yes correct, yeah I was just going to do that, I'm an Atheer.
Hey dear, he's just crying.
Okay, wait, so how are these games working?
Like, are we gonna all just, like, watch the 1v1s?
We're gonna watch. We're all gonna do the same lobby.
I can do it, everybody.
Well, I'm installing the game, so I can just...
Oh, you're making a problem.
I'm assuming I'm not doing the 1v1.
Yeah, you're gonna be 3v3 special 2v2.
I'm gonna do 1v1, me and Zussi are gonna do 2v2.
You, Chris and Zussi are gonna do 3v3.
Oh, shit.
I need to add everybody.
Wait, it's first to win what?
It's first to win...
Wait, three?
Well, three.
Let's talk about it more in a solo call.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, I'm pretty sure.
Yeah, each match is best of all.
Somebody just reminded me I swapped Steam account,
so I can probably just play on Steam Fun.
Yeah.
Fuck it.
Oh, yes, man.
Now, you're sending the custom code in Jen?
Should be fine, yeah.
Or in games list, rather.
I don't know if there's a code for Rocket, isn't it?
If you make a custom lobby, you make a lobby name and a code.
Oh, OK, sure.
All right, what is it?
Go to 4Gamers.
And then we could all just go.
Wait, is Ronnelly can we um can we talk in our 4v4 real quick?
Bro, I don't are they silver no, they're I
I think we lose these I want to ask you see something because
You see said he doesn't want to be the 1v1 and he's our best-rated player
I think that makes sense though because he is a 2s and 3s guy
That makes sense and 3s guy, but if he's with me, he auto loses
I haven't been here.
I actually, I do, I do want to say, should we just give them the 1v1 and then me and
Zuzzi do 2v2 and then me, Zuzzi and somebody else do 3v3.
Yeah, I think Joe, I think Zuzzi and Sneag, but if you guys put me in the 2v2 or 3v3,
we're going to lose.
I think when I play Joe, we win, me and you play every time, like, if I'm playing, you're
playing, I think.
So you think you should just do 2v2 and 3v3, then who would do 1v1?
I think we just got to concede that I'm going to be honest.
Sneag, how much experience do you have in Rocket League?
Six hours.
Yeah, I think it's going to be more than stress.
So wouldn't our best two chances,
I know that he doesn't play 1v1s,
but he's our best player by a lot.
So then Zeus would have a better 1v1.
Our best chance is to win two games and take it to 4v4.
If I lose the 1v1, then I'm not playing 2v2.
You guys definitely lose 2v2 every day.
Or whatever the term I'm playing.
Bro, but I feel like I can see
I'm saying I think I think what we want is the more
What's with these games and unskippable tutorials, right?
Or actually ridiculous keep watching right now. Is that real? All right, let's lock in guys, bro
So you really you really think I shouldn't do the one-on. I
don't know
Cuz all right, it's up to you. I think three's is chopped because they're they have three well-rounded
I think I think it's it like I don't want to throw it away
But like I could just I don't know I think this is exactly why I didn't want any like lock games because it's just zero fun
And it's like what do we even try to do?
It's not gonna be zero fun. I think this is still gonna be fun. It's just like what do we strategize what it's kind of like
We're a little good bro. Please let me do what I think I do ones
Fuck I turn voice chat on
All right, yeah, I'm sure we're ready really I'm gonna do ones
Did you send some code I'm doing it right now, it's been weird. I do you want me to make it my breath
I'm already I already made it pretty much. I just gotta type the password out here. I'm putting it in the game advanced channel. Okay
Why is the user name that why did you make it that long it was already that long I just
and changes. Oh, I can check your user name. This is the new user name. So you don't
got to type all that in. That was not the time to be horny. I feel like this is the
only time to be horny. I don't know if it's ever been a better time. That's the new user
name of all time. Bang. And then the password is going to be this user name. Well, we go
play private match join but go full screen while you're
hey that's on yeah I was gonna say don't after the game what's the past
right where's your number one is everyone you can't copy and paste it no I
can't copy and paste it from the game so I have to type everything out that's
that's that's the password unable to find server why didn't I get it I didn't
get it I didn't get it I'm able to find server user you can now find it I'm
I'm finding it. I'm finding it.
I thought it was the username. The first one is the second thing is the username or the name, the last things, the password.
We'll do Joe on team R.
I'm spectating.
Don't the first game of the series. 1v1.
Spectating.
Okay. You're joining Orange.
I click spectator.
This is best of one.
This game is going to determine my current best man
And I go spectate pause change team
Off it's fucking chopped
I can't see
He's nervous, he's shaking he's shaking a 50 a bunch you got a 50 a bunch little nerve-racking
Who's your best that you hear that truth they don't believe in you know, that's crazy
I did fuck that up. I should have carried. I just watched murder
This is your guys advantage game calm down
Except we're literally not in the same voice chat for that so
Oh, you can do party getting down so funny. Oh, that is kind of fun
Nice. Oh my god, that's so
come on bro, you know we made it up, come on bro, come on
come on bro, come on 2, 3, 2, 1
yes, good job!
we're just 50 in
nice
this is free Hickey to be with bro, come on
3, 3, 1, come on, come on
I'm deafening, I'm deafening, I'm deafening, I'm deafening, I'm deafening, I'm deafening.
I don't need any of those fuck ass comms.
You got that, I don't need to know that.
Let's go.
Oh my god, I'm gonna get so fucking mad.
I'm gonna get so fucking mad.
Why are you deafening these? I don't wanna listen to them die.
Let me get a kickoff goal. Let me get a kickoff goal. Let me get a kickoff goal.
Oh my god, he fucking saves it. See, that's why I deafened these.
I don't wanna listen to that bullshit. He just runs that in. No way that's him.
Yeah, jeez.
Jeez, bro.
It's just fucking stupid.
It's actually just fucking stupid.
It's just so fucking stupid.
I hate playing Ones, because like, most people talk so much shit against me in Ones.
And it's like, Ones actually is like, legitimately the least skillful game.
And I know you can say I'm coping, and it's like I'm losing, and I understand that I'm losing.
And it's like, okay, if I lose, I lose.
But like, bro, it's just fucking so lame.
Like, I want to dribble the ball, they just fucking get it past me, and it's just over.
Like, that's it.
fucking so stupid
Oh my god
Oh my god, I fucking hate this game dude
He saves that he can just play defense for two and a half minutes. It's like actually just fucking useless
He goes for a fucking ground pinch.
This is their worst player.
Three goals.
No for special shit.
Keep going for fucking some skillful shit bro.
I bring this back.
Where there's a chance, where there's a chance, there's a chance.
And guess what?
There's a chance.
You're still down one three.
Don't care.
Don't care.
Winnable game.
Halfway.
Literally halfway right now by the way
No, boy, no, no way on that one. I
Don't know if he comes with me here
Get it past some good grab this
If I goes mad he fucking pull left says oh
My god, I was just nervous. I should have fucking went for a ball there
jeez jeez
One's is just not fun.
One's is just really not fun. I gotta say that.
I just gotta say that bro, it's just not fun. There's no, you can't go for anything fun.
You just have to play Bruce and Brazil.
Yup, I can't wait for them to actually get dog walked in every other fucking game they play.
You're coping.
Yeah, thanks for the input, guys. Really appreciate you, big dog.
G.H.E.G.
Don't have that.
Yeah, he's gone for G.H.E.G. yet. That's actually crazy. He could have just dribbled that in, and now he's trying to fucking...yeah.
Alright, runna' back!
Let's go.
What do we do?
No.
Let's go.
What do we do?
No, no, no, no.
I'm going to start and restart.
I got it.
I got it.
It's going to be the same.
Let me restart it.
So do I just stay in the lobby or?
Do we stay in the lobby?
Yeah, you have to leave that, but just leave that do the same thing. Yes, just type in
the exact same shit. Who I hate rocket league ones. I entire chat saying I hate rocket league
ones. It is no I don't play on shit ever. I go for a dribble truth just jumps over me
takes the ball runs it into the goal. The second he started on fucking air dribbling
And when he had an open that I went yeah, he's he's literally teasing on me. It's
I don't I don't play I don't play ones either
Who's doing I don't like Joe? I
I think it's me and you now
It's Joe and Lucy now, right?
Well, this is he has or a car it's like moving the back to Norie
I
You go, I got watch the two time watch the two time though
I'm gonna bang it across him. Oh no. I'm gonna play with these pasts okay.
I'm getting back. What? Oh my lord dude. That was beautiful. She's like Spider-Man bro. Spider-Man.
It's not a flaw. I'm gonna go shot him up. I'm jumping over him.
Is she gonna have to go? She's just reading the mug of poke or is she reading the mug of poke right now?
That's a good shot, that's a good shot, that's a good shot.
I'm saved.
I'm already back.
15.
You can stay on bottom, you can stay on bottom.
I'm going back, I'm going back, I'm going back.
Nice.
I'm back, you go.
He's going to bang it, he's going to bang it, he's going to bang it.
Push it, push it, push it.
Nice.
Nice job, nice job.
I'm already back in the blue, so.
I'm still back there.
Good trap.
Nice.
I'm good. I'm playing a touch. Oh, nice pinch there loser. Oh, you can pay that.
Oh, yeah. Yeah. I fucking love it, bro. Truth. Truth. Oh my god.
I got it.
Nice.
Can you turn that up?
Shoot you.
I'm going for the main person now.
I need a movie.
We're 50, 50, 50.
Fish out!
Nice, Susie.
Nice, Susie.
Susie's cruising with the windows now.
I'm singing and ready to shoot.
You?
Beautiful.
Oh!
Oh!
Nice shot, nice shot.
I'm still on it.
Oh!
I'm trying to get you on the map.
I'm trying to get you on the map.
I should have fucking fast.
I should have fast boost for so long.
That's all right.
I should have had no boost for so long.
I like to try.
Okay.
I'm fucking...
Oh my god, I'm so sorry.
Okay, it's okay, it's okay, it's okay.
It's okay, it's okay.
Nice
Y'all got two minutes left bro. Shut up. What the fuck you is
We're seeing it
Did I keep back
Oh my god
And I mode
What are you gonna go get the package?
You gotta touch the stuff.
Wait, gang.
The stuff in the corner is the boost, dude.
Thank you, appreciate it.
No, I'm not.
No!
No!
Fuck it!
Fuck it!
Oh my god.
Holy shit.
I love you, Joe.
Yo.
Guys, wait, I thought this was your game pick.
This is crazy.
Wait a minute.
Okay, well, you're a good player.
No, thank you.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
Yeah, that's same those score to normally right when you start chatting is when it in WDWD
What is that I got a flip reset here
That is lame
Go on back to the top.
Go to touch, Trude!
No!
Let's go!
Come on!
One more!
We're good, we're good, we're good.
Come on!
Yo, got this shit!
Good fucking touch, Trude.
Right with the tip, bro.
Just how you know I like it.
Wait, who's got it?
My boys do.
He's using a sticky tip, dude.
Who's that?
Lock in, lock in.
Let's jump to the left.
Nice.
Keep going.
Touch, you can touch it like that.
You can stay on it.
I thought he was gonna...
I thought he was gonna challenge that.
I thought he was gonna challenge that.
I thought he was gonna show who you is.
He's gone, he's gone.
Stay on it, stay on it, stay on it.
No!
It's okay.
Let's go.
What happens if it's tied at the end?
Okay.
They're setting that basically.
Wow.
Joe, you go.
Okay.
basically. Wow. Joe, you go.
Yes.
I got you.
I got it. I got it.
I got it.
Stay on that.
Behind you.
Behind us.
You can center.
I'm shooting at such a...
Well, I passed it.
Go home!
Go home!
Go home!
Second slap.
Go home!
Chris!
Chris, what was you saying?
We're good.
You go for it, you go for it.
Alright, I'm talking crazy in Valorant.
You go, you go, you go, this is not what I'm hearing.
This is crazy.
They're still going.
Fuck.
Oh.
Keep it up!
Keep it up!
I know, bro.
Get on the ground.
Get on the ground.
Just get on the ground.
It's a regular Rocket League rule.
Fuck, I was gonna carry him on that.
GG, that's fine.
GG, that's good.
We're gonna come back.
We're gonna do three, it's fine.
Let's go to team two.
Everybody, run it up.
Just run it up.
Wait, I gotta come.
I gotta come.
Go to team two.
What?
Okay.
Yo.
So basically, look, look, look, hear me out.
Yo, yo, yo, also, they're freaking out about their game.
Yeah, this is their game.
I'm going to be a great
player.
This is the game their choice
game.
They're only game.
So here we have.
Who's playing Chris or a sneak
me.
You all three of you are playing.
You guys just try your best to
play defensively.
Thank you for the 10 gift.
It's a thank you to the 10
gift.
I don't want to have bad hopes here chat, but it's just a wash we might as well go game 3.
Why'd he just jump?
Oh
Oh
Oh
Oh
Oh
Oh
Oh
Oh
Oh
Oh
I'm going for I'm going for me. You can go. What's up? I'm going orange. Yes. My controller pick you to remember to use ball cam here, Chris
Which one it's automatically on ball cam, which one can come on. Come on. Come on. I mean, I want to pass
That work is I can couple so slow
He's re-learning his vines. Oh, I have it
He's re-learning his vines mid-game. Well, yeah, I have like 10 seconds to get some boost
I'm on your team and I'm saying
You got it Chris
Oh my god, okay, wait wait wait wait wait, can we have like a mercy seven?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, just because we'll be here for like nine years, it's 13 seconds, three goals.
Yeah, it's like, everyone's setting, turn your ball cam on, turn your ball cam on,
I'm trying to learn how to use boost.
Keep the ball cam on.
Didn't you beat Mr. Peaky?
I thought you were like, crap.
I did beat Mr. Peaky and I had a great sense.
Holy demo.
And I demoed.
Oh
Flicks
Joe you should have definitely played this brush
I'm bro. What and why I can't put what do you mean?
I couldn't play go get it go get it Chris go people just go attack the ball
Unless unless I get ball off kickoff is
I don't even know how I'm supposed to get this
Yo, I'm not even alive over 32 seconds five goals
No, no, no, no, no, let's get my let me go let's play it out. Yeah, let's play it out
Maybe Chris will actually
Two minutes
Yep, that's right
Here comes there really is so much time left in the game
Yo, we got it. We got to all spam
I'm just full on spectating you man
I have an hour on the game brother!
Flip!
What?
Chris, what the fuck are you doing?
We're not just the man you've been looking for!
You're like absolutely riding around the map!
You gotta flip!
I would not!
It's not the goalie from Cape Verde!
Holy shit!
Whoa!
No, Chris!
Flip!
Like flip right now!
I'm doing the thing that I learned!
Flip around flip around, okay?
This is how Joe Bart would play by the way, okay?
Yeah, that's how I play. You're drop your cat grab a boost to that boost flip to that boost
It's all about speed. I almost got it, bro. It's on the mouse
Oh, no one's gonna know what Steve's doing, bro. I haven't seen
I'm gonna touch the ball just now
Stop it!
Stop it!
One of these fuckers on your team is sitting here just bass fucking my car, bro!
Oh my god.
Here we go. We gotta go over here.
A little bit of patience.
Oh my god, I didn't know we have a cameraman in the game.
A cameraman in the game.
Get in there.
A little bit of defense.
Oh fuck.
Procrest draft.
Oh my god, nice little tip touch buddy.
Like when you hard pit it, draft.
I haven't used the drift button yet bro.
and yet from Mr. Peaky in a best of five you're playing against the best there is
right now how did you help me Mr. Peaky are we calling it there no no no no you
have to win by seven goals oh okay so you need to get one more
How do you get that?
You're actually such a dork.
Dude, Rockily really is the game.
Oh my god, Chris might get a golf.
Chris, come on!
Oh my god!
Chris, fuck you!
What did they say about the blind squirrel?
Let's go.
What did they say about the tortoise in the harrier, I think, is what you meant?
A broken clock is right twice a day.
Also the clock.
I feel very broken.
Yeah, it gets sad on, bro.
Fuck.
How do I like three?
You're always waiting for boosts and shit.
I'd actively waiting for boosts, Chris.
Why is it, Joe, playing?
You're only allowed to play shooting out of the game.
I was also waiting to defend.
I was waiting to boost and defend.
Ah!
But this is their game.
I'm here for it I'm in the goal I'm so electric oh fuck it's that little bit of a
comeback I might say the tortoise versus the hare Captain America just made the
We need three juicy cars
One of those is definitely not annoying
What a touch
That's possible we can do it
Dude if I was able to get my controls down like on I think the fact that we didn't get mercy ruled yet is probably worth a point
Come on, baby!
This year, you going?
Fuck it, I'm going.
OK.
It's not a good idea.
You go, you go.
I'm going to have to 50.
That's not a special, that's so scary.
That's so scary.
Oh, I sided him.
Fuck.
I didn't expect that.
Oh my god.
I was going to miss.
Fuck, fuck, fuck.
This is so good.
This is so good.
Goodness gracious.
Fuck me.
Oh my god, look at that touch.
I need boost.
I'll give you the boost.
Oh!
Oh, please.
Chris said to go back.
I was there for it.
I was good for it, bro. I was good for it sit in the goal watch this watch this watch this in low-key bug watch
Dude like that is gonna take a long to hit if the ball takes forever to fall and he's on it go. Oh my god
Oh my god, it's Ricky!
Bro, that was almost a nutty save though.
What are you doing?
You're not doing that either!
Oh, you're pushing him down.
What are you doing?
The other Cavaliers here.
4 to 10, they need one more to win.
And the only way they can actually beat us is if they mercy, otherwise it's a loss.
Agreed.
I don't know if that's a good idea, you can't beat me on that.
That was literally a dream come on!
That's what I'm saying.
That was like 10 seconds ago.
I think it's sad that they didn't march us.
You didn't hit it?
I'm here.
Ah, Beth.
Oh, I'm here for it.
14 seconds.
19 seconds to get sex goals here, guys.
Steve, you scared the fuck out of me.
No, I'm not.
Shit's wrong.
It's crazy.
8 seconds.
Go get it, Chris, go get it!
Go, Chris, get the fuck out of the way!
Mr. Pete, that's all I got!
Oh, my god!
Stop it! Stop it!
Why are you watching them?
Chris is trying to...
Wait a minute, bro.
Come here, bro. Don't trip.
Chris is in the cup chair for this game, bro.
Sit in the back, bro.
That's literally what Mr. Peaky did against me when he was on defense.
And did he win?
It was close.
But did he win?
It was close.
But he didn't.
I thought we're dogging on Chris the whole time and Sneaky has half the points.
I finally won our fucking...
Score point by the way.
Let's give a say, we're dogging on Chris.
The reason I'm dogging on Chris is because he's making an effort to be goalie.
Instead of just acting, you know what I'm saying?
I have a goal on the goalie with a fucking foot on me.
Look at that.
Chris, you don't have a save.
You're the only one with no saves.
You don't have a save.
and I'm in front of a goalie and wasn't goalie no touches go status
all right one one I turn the damn controller off
I'll get out bro you never try and you need to hear a shotgun
oh wait oh wait that's not perfect every game you know I mean that's what I did after rainbow
I don't get it, I don't get it.
I'm down zero real quick, I'm going to order food.
What are you about to order?
Let me get some.
Maybe I can buy.
I think Jill as the team captain should provide sustenance for the team.
I'm a team captain and for the other team.
Yeah, we are, because you're ordering food now you are.
What an honor.
What an honor.
I mean, you have to order food for the rest of the team.
And for the other team.
No, yeah, no fuck you. That means that means
Then you're not here. I'm my family starved. Yeah
Well, do we bend and spank them a bit or do we pick a neutral game? I don't know
Do we I don't really think we need to leave call for this in my mind
Let's reverse in our own personal call. Okay, let's go
I
For the memes for the memes listen hear me out way we got way for sushi to join I have a fucking a pocket pick here
Okay, I have I have a game we certainly win if you see this
Zucie Zucie let's hop down
Yeah
One thousand percent we're doing that bro.
I was like a joke.
I don't know where they're going.
Wait, no, I thought there was a way to do Left 4 Dead.
What is what does that replace?
I thought we could do Left 4 Dead.
We could.
I mean, bro, just add it to the list.
Just add it to the list.
That was replacing Left 4 Dead and it's going to be a very long day.
Fuck it.
Just add it to the list.
Just add it to the list.
It doesn't matter.
No, that's what we're placing Left 4 Dead.
There's more games.
I have I have 33 hours and I forgot to.
Why can't it just add it to the list?
OK, we could do we could just do a lot.
That doesn't count that doesn't count whatever I did in the Xbox
For dad, let's be left for that. I have 64
Alright for dad to
Look at how Brady said to make this law. Yeah, what's up you pussies
Dude, we got a fucking problem
fucked up what is it I don't know how to make this lobby I'm just I've never
made a lobby in the lobby I said no no no I I sent Chris the specific
instructions oh warning left for dead two is the loudest game I've ever yeah
my game values almost all the way down to that's the best part I would turn it
down all the way.
Oh, it is, and it still was loud.
All right, we're doing luck for dead.
We're just doing 1v1 whoever gets the furthest, right?
Yeah, like I'm saying, we could do it.
It's a 4v4.
We take turns being, no, it's just one round.
We're zombies, one pound.
It's one, yes.
And it's whoever gets further in the mission.
Yes.
But it can be.
Further as a human.
I think it's a whole campaign.
No, it is a whole campaign if you beat it.
by
Yeah, we're gonna take we're gonna do literally one side
This is like the oldest game I've played on actually that's not true
I've been needing a reason to play this game for so long
I've been wanting to but it's not like randomly, you know, I mean, I say we still do the core campaign. I'm with
So we're doing we're what are we doing versus what it's just versus just play versus
Yeah, are you doing one round as you yeah?
You know ready
Stop I'm taking the three QT sir cross out. Okay. It's a pretty quick. They can be really fast depending on how good
Yeah, are we talking about like one mission because we have a preference for which mission there's like 10
What's our game? So we get to choose. We should do what we should do. We should do
dead center. No, do the car one. That's the one that I know. The car one. Which way?
That's the one that you thought about. Dark carnival. The gas station has the worst one in the mall.
Carnival is fun. Shaq, do we have any preferences? You talking about the
mall, Joe? That's fucking awesome. That is dead center. I don't care. Just pick one.
We can do carnival. We can do carnival.
No mercy.
I like carnival.
Is carnival decent?
Okay, we can do carnival.
We can do carnival.
I'll fuck with carnival.
There's Valela.
Roll off the park.
I'm going to make sure this is all good.
Yes.
I'm going to go beer game.
Great lobby.
And great friends.
Oh, I got to chug the rest of this drink because we lost.
Yeah, I just chug him all down.
I've got a beer game.
How many beers is Devon down?
Devon is chugging when he went.
Devon is chugging when or lost.
Winner lost.
Winner lost when he was chugging.
All right.
Devon, I'll have another one.
I was just joking.
Alright, Devon, I'll have another one.
Should we opt in different poles?
Did you make it in the way that he said to?
Yes. We...100% is a different call game.
Different calls 100%.
Official dedicated.
Yeah, we're fine.
Did you make it?
Okay, you made it.
It says official dedicated on the server.
We're good.
Look at my character, bro.
Yeah, we're good.
Bro, my Nick is Master Chief and my coach is an Arbiter.
When the fuck did I do that?
I always play coach.
I always play coach.
I always play coach.
I guess you guys just type and chat when you're ready.
I'm jumping down to two. I'm actually so excited. I don't need to. I don't even care if we lose this. I actually don't even care if we lose this.
This is the funnest game ever. Joe, you are the arbiter. Joe, you are the arbiter and I'm master chief on my screen. We're like this.
I say we play infected first so they don't get a feel for the map. Oh, so you were like, oh, yeah.
Ooh, I like that. It's our game. No, that's a great idea. It's our game.
Because if they play infected first, they'll be more familiar with the map
off when it's their turn for survivor.
You're right. You're so right.
And if they get out of there first, they're gonna have some horny shit.
Sorry.
Chris, pick infected.
What did they start saying?
I'm sorry, but they were like, I could hit it from the back with the sheets.
Bro, ready.
Thank you for the raid again, bro.
Appreciate it.
I wish you guys had the.
I'm thinking of the three.
Judy for the stop.
Thomas, you're first.
You're the raid.
In fact, Marcus knew of the nuclear and Callis.
Which need you have any that you remember?
Um, should we just show it or can we do you think?
Oh, I'm showing my screen. Yeah, we're good. You're good.
The best thing to do.
What? How much have you played, Chris?
Do you remember anything if you play?
We play we played a 10 man or eight man the other week.
The best thing to do as charger.
I'm assuming Zeus wants to do Charger a bunch.
If you're randomly gives randomly gives.
Well, you don't get picked, though, right?
You don't have to go.
No, if you're charged, if you're charged, you want to do like big line of sites.
So you want to drag them away from each other and then like do or kill them, right?
Spitter, wait, Spitter, wait for a Charger.
You shouldn't do like 1v1, 1v1.
Time or attack at the same time.
3v1 them, almost always.
Or if you're Spitter, you almost always want to see,
like wait for one of the people who has like a latch
to grab somebody's.
I'm Spitter, I'm Spitter.
I'm Spitter, I'm Spitter.
And Sneak is, OK, so I'll put on your grab, Sneak.
As a Charger, if they're up top somewhere,
wait for them to go up top and charge them off.
It doesn't work.
True.
True.
Keys.
OK, cool.
For the chatters that don't know this game, it's basically a zombie survival game
We're playing the zombies one round like the special zombies and then they play the special zombies another round
And it's just whoever gets the furthest in the campaign
Seeing where you're looking to grab that I'm playing off you. I don't know. I'm a jockey so I can hop on one of their backs
So and got the rip at this part at this part really is just kind of just just you know, because it's no really
I can't
Like yeah, I gotta go over here. There's nobody like to go point to this part of the map. So
I got one we got a chunk of down
Yeah, it got trapped behind the thing that took a day ignore this. Yeah, we go again soon. They're expecting us to
really good. I'm sorry. I have it now. Whenever you're ready. I'm a boomer right now. Wait,
let your boom first and then and then. Yeah, I'm behind them. I'm behind them. Okay. Are
you guys near me yeah yeah we're not for
I'm spitting on it oh you got away for it it's
trying to die it's very short get dying on good to nice
Nice! Nice grab! Nice grab! Nice!
She's not, she's not, she's not, she's not.
Oh wait, no I did vomit on them a little bit.
I'm getting a skis. I'm getting a skis. I'm getting a skis right now.
When you explode, you also infect.
Yeah. Yeah.
I'm a charger. I'm a charger.
Okay guys, guys, side note.
When, um, when you're grabbed, when somebody's grabbed by a zombie,
if you right-click in melee, it pushes them off.
So like, when you were jockeying on them, if you right-clicked,
to like, if they right-click, they would have shoved you away.
Okay, I'm gonna charge when they walk down.
I got another one.
I got two of them.
I'm charging?
I'm full master.
I missed that?
I'm terrible.
Holy crap.
It's okay.
When they're purple like that initially, Joe, they're completely blinded by the blue
mirror.
Okay.
So you can like literally just walk up and then go.
I'm gonna run at them.
Is it, is it, is it recharge?
Oh my God!
How am I fucking missing?
fucking
And then he just
Can't fucking turn
I see you grab on up there. I'm waiting for only Devin has a mad kit right now
Wait, wait, wait, look here look here look here
W grab W grab we got really good. Really good. Really good. This better
Really good really good. What is he crouched to pounds? Tell me the fuck. Oh my god. I'm gonna you have to yeah
Yeah, I didn't know I had a crouch. I was just pressing left like
It's like a charge up. Yeah, you know like
on their back
I got chargers, speaker, I'm spittered, that's fine there's plenty of games still to be honest with you so
So much love
I'm a smoker now
Wait for Joe
I'm going in this room, wait for him to come in this room
They're so fucking weak!
The zombies get one tap!
I can get behind them after they walk up here
Oh shit
No, I should have just stayed in the hallway. That's my dog. Are they holding hands a little bit
You should go soon
Nice you got three of them
right click right click right click
oh dude they're low
oh my god
they're all low and i don't think they have any medkits left
oh nice
if you hit tab you can see what they have
frankie down frankie down
i downed one
yeah they got a dfib
that's fun again
they have dfib and that's it
what can i move
you should
i can't fucking move
i'm glist i'm glist i'm glist i'm glist
i can't fucking move
We can just drop the alone.
We get this guy's alone.
Yeah, get that guy.
He's alone.
Get that guy.
He's alone.
I can't spot it.
If you can around a corner, if you can around a corner, he's dead.
Oh, did that not get him?
What the fuck?
Dude, nah, see, this is gonna piss me off.
Like, I just spit through him and it did nothing.
You want the spinner?
It's gonna land on the ground.
You have to like, shoot at the ground.
You have to shoot at the ground.
So it's just a cast at the pool.
It doesn't matter if I get a chance.
I think we get a tank here. I'm pretty sure we get a tank here. Yeah, we might really swan
I'm jockey
I'll tell us I'm baby. I'm a spitter again
Cuz I think the time record will be how many people are alive no
Yeah, probably there's like a total point usually it's like almost never
Okay, where are you going? I'm a chud
They didn't know where they're going. They don't they're they're lost. They're lost. They don't know where they're gonna go back
That's a good fit
My god, it's killing Frankie
Fuck yeah, fuck yeah, fuck
The rising the rising up race who are you responding in as Chris? I don't know it doesn't tell you
Dude, three of them are so low.
Devon's the only one that has health.
You can spawn in front of them.
Oh, you're alive still.
I'm a smoker.
Oh, wow, nice.
See y'all.
And you knocked another one.
Good shit.
Yeah.
You just did a ton.
I just did a ton of impact damage on that one.
That's what I'm saying.
Truly near as you should get going right here.
One down.
Nice grab.
I have Frankie.
I have Frankie.
I'm looking, I'm looking, I'm looking.
That's an awesome grab.
Spot.
Was she knocked down?
She's dead.
She's dead.
She's dead.
She's dead.
Frankie's dead.
Frankie's dead.
Interrupt that Ethan. Interrupt that Ethan.
Coach has got the Ethan.
Don't let him do it. Don't let him do it.
I can't really go right now.
Ampere ready if you do. If you do.
We could go, but...
They're gonna try to de-thub here.
Where's the de-thub? Where's the buddy at?
Coach has the de-thub. Coach has the de-thub. He's trying.
A charger! Oh my god, I'm a charger.
No fucking way.
Fuck.
Oh, there's a lot of more zombies with us too. We can push with that, we can push with that.
Give me a tank, give me a tank. I think tank's in the bottom.
I made the move. I forced him to move.
Wooo!
Nice!
Good shit!
Coach is down.
Or one's down? One's dead? Alice is dead.
He's got my guy. He's dead.
Alice is dead.
He's all dead. He's all dead.
Dude, hey, hey, hey! You guys got me!
When you grab my go, there's only two.
I
This when Susie's grabbing her like this. It's that's one of you just or if that's one of us
Just walk over and right-click to the shove like shoving is really really good in this game
I agree
We don't get to choose our character this though just remembered
We gotta go fast.
Come on, come on, come on.
Go, go, go, go, go.
I can't spawn it until we go.
I'd rather them to keep on looking over here.
This guy already...
Oh, come on, dude.
We're fine, we're fine.
They're on bolster, they're on bolster.
Wait for that, wait for that.
Wait for Chris, wait for Chris.
Okay, smoke her in the corner.
Okay, alright.
If there's...
Right now they're a spitter back there who cares
Well, there's a smoker there's a smoker
Paul Paul loud as fuck if you get
Yeah
This is the best game to swear
stuff up here to sniper but I kind of do want the hiding where they go he's
He's below he's below
Shove the boomer
You're chilling we can heal you we can heal you
Let me wrap around this way, right? Yeah
Yeah, get in here and heal
We actually might want to check this area check this area
They can't spawn in here they can spawn in here if we don't see them now come come come come come come come come
Just sit on the ground. Sneak you're low. You have a heal?
If you sit in the bathroom
Let's get out of here
I just realized
Wait, there's a boomer here
They resupply for too long so now we can hit the advantage that we just got.
Just go, just go, just go.
Just go, just go, just go, just go.
Show this shit out of there anyway.
Everybody have any-
Reloading!
I'm gonna be-
ovl on.
Pop those.
No pop them.
Reloading!
Reloading!
Reloading!
Reloading!
Reloading!
Reloading!
You know we out, you know we out.
This is, this is, we out.
I feel like we're on one now.
Up, up, up, up, up, just say we want to be, we have to be, we have to be over right now.
You going?
Nice, nice, nice, nice, nice.
Wait, we need to do like four of those for the whole thing, right?
I think so.
What do you mean?
I said we just do it.
That's just the first map on this campaign.
No, that just hit though.
No, that's it.
I don't think so.
I don't think it should be.
It can be.
I think it should be.
Three and a half hours into the stream, and it is too.
Yep, this is the most fun game that we played for 10 minutes.
Yeah, we are pretty far.
Is it a best of five?
A best of seven?
Oh, I love this game.
First to five.
It's best of nine.
But there's like a point total in everything.
Holy.
I don't know.
I mean, we keep going.
Yeah, actually, what do we keep going?
I think we do keep going.
No, we do keep going.
We do keep going.
It would be so fun to keep going.
I'm dead serious.
Yeah, we do keep going.
I'm same page.
No, we keep going.
We keep going.
I think we keep going.
Well, we can, or we can just call it.
You guys just made it further and move on to the next game.
That's what I was saying.
That's what I'm saying.
I don't know.
There's two like the game, but yeah, we do.
It's first to five and we're doing that.
I don't know, Diff.
I don't need to know yeah, genuinely no diff. I'm gonna be honest
We did walk to where you guys got in like five minutes and like a minute and a half
Yeah, we were coming now. We were coming like sweetie nerds. We'll be honest. Okay. Well then um, I we could just
Yeah, they're for
Because there's no because I'm not streaming for seven hours in this probably bro. We need it
Yeah, so
What's that mean it kind of was gives it we walked where they were in a minute like they didn't they didn't
That's fine
It kind of still was a bit of a toss-up, but I'm cool
If you guys want to keep going we I would but like
We are we are three games and three and a half to move on. Yeah, we can get pushing this is what
You guys are only like a hundred points down
We were about four hundred feeds. Yeah, but we still have we still had med kids. No, it was five
But you have the advantage when you play the infected first because you see the entire map and shit not
Bro Chris, I know every map by heart bro.
You guys weren't.
GG bro, GG bro, GG bro.
I learned that map through playing, in fact.
What do you guys want to pick next for the next game?
My team.
Separate calls, separate calls, separate calls, separate calls.
You guys could just go Valorant, you know, play like that, you know?
Yeah, go to team 2, losers.
Why are we going to team 2?
Because you guys are losers.
to one hot thank you for the 2k bitties little fps hot give me an fm thing for the sub we have to
win by five have your videos playing during the night ship i'm glad i'm gonna help you out
i hope you're one while swimming away from the sub two nine adria i don't think it's up to tv for
the thousand bitties um i was at my store seen a friend i went to in heist i went with it wait
see my friend during high school is uncomfortable i'm sorry to hear that like they're four done c3
So even the south, but we like, we like them though. Do we not?
Yeah, we fucking, we fucked them.
Yeah, I know y'all fucked that game and I also love that game,
but I'm just saying it's the pace of this for every four campaigns.
Four campaigns is too long.
Four maps is way too long.
That would be another hour to finish just that and we are not loose.
I don't think we really started early.
We did. Yeah.
I think my, my mind sense was different on stuff
because I'm just live 24 seven anyway.
So it's like, I couldn't care less, but for y'all, it makes sense.
Oh, yeah, you're doing a sub-a-thon.
All right, we picked super battle goff.
Thank God.
How are we doing?
Hell yeah.
Well, we'll accumulate a score across the team.
So like 1v1, 1v1, 1v1, whatever.
We can make teams on it.
Everybody plays and then the scores just combined, I guess.
So we're not doing nine holes, we're just doing one.
What?
Chris, go take a walk, bro.
What the fuck are you saying?
Chris, go take a walk, bro.
What the fuck are you saying?
We should do nine holes.
Yeah, nine holes.
I like that.
Yeah, I don't know why.
Nine holes, highest teams score.
Outside of this, we're playing Rock, Please.
Super Battle Gold!
I'll play another game.
I'll do that, too.
Who's making the lobby?
You're actually a nice prophet.
You were washed up like total butt shit,
like terrible, bro.
But you're actually a great player.
They added a teams mode, apparently.
That's what I'm being told.
What?
Yeah, so this might this might be way easier.
Could always be a long guy.
Let me see. I'm going to start a game.
Dude, I haven't eaten since breakfast.
I ordered either.
Yo, give me the five gifteds brother. Appreciate that shit. Thank you.
There's literally a team game.
There's a team mode.
You know, Joe.
Crazy.
What happened?
What did you order? Like obviously not the place but like what kind of food?
Chipotle burrito or...
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
Chipotle burrito?
You get a lot of chicken that's over here.
How do I change my hair in this game? I'm sick of being bald.
Oh.
Seafood boil? I've thought about getting a seafood boil, bruv.
You thought about getting a seafood boil in the middle of the stream?
Yeah, sorry guys. You need to take a little halftime. I'm gonna eat a red lobster seafood boil.
Oh.
Oh, yeah.
Fucking dude, your keyboard is already
the source of, like, disgustingness.
So, like, you know what?
Wait, who's making this lobby?
I got it.
Can you invite me?
Lobby mode.
I'm going to model my character up to Joe Bart.
Muckbang, Mr. Muckboy.
I'm a show-in.
Have you ever done a Muckbang eating stream,
like a full-on eating show?
On April Fool's, I titled my stream Red Dead Redemption 2
play through let's get it and it was just me I remember that I remember that
actually that's awesome break I have a great idea for April's next year Joe I
think I told you about it I don't know if you remember now yeah well we're gonna
have to do that I'm gonna I'm gonna say about it and I have to do that I don't
okay it's control I don't remember the controls in this game I haven't played
shit since we're on wait should I just invite all the just invite them yeah
they're pretty cool guys yeah invite them it'll make it easier than making a
public lobby and shit Franky chill out why am I so funny
He's screaming about
Why does it default your skin the hell
You invited I invited all you yeah
Well, I lost my fucking hair color freeze bomb. Oh, they had it hell of shit
Shut frozen job
Yeah, they have so many new items now
I think I have the nervous PPs guys go PPP
oh my god did I just kill you you yeah you
turned me into fucking specs I am just
molecules they had it so much shit to this rail gun
Shut the hell up
You can go jumble with a burger kick people and then flick them the flick the ball in with your
Wait, what's freeze bomb? Why are so many people in-game boys?
I
We want to be blue we want to be blue team
Can you guys make sure all the new stuff's on
Oh my god, I'm fucking for her wait wait wait stop driving stop driving stop driving
About flicking the ball are you sure this is golf? Yeah, this is right golf
What do you mean regular golf?
Oh, that is...
Oh yeah, yeah, I'm just fucking while I'm fixing the game for you.
I have the Jumbo Burger. Yo Frankie, come here.
Oh, is it good boy? Come here.
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh, there we go.
Oh my god.
Apples! Apples!
Okay, everything is on. It's like the default thing.
Yeah, it's on regular.
It's on classic.
Oh, no!
Alright, what's going on there?
And you said we're just combining our total
Yeah, I guess
One game of
Yeah, why are you on my team?
We only want to do nine holes. How do we how do we change our teams? I'm adding every
every single map. I don't think so. I don't know. I put every single map in random order
for nine holes. So what can you change our teams? Like, can you drive us? I'm still trying
figure this out yes maybe we have to change our own team I tried that but I
don't think you can I mean golf cart stuck here your teams I try I like click I
don't know where the option is click if you click randomize teams what oh drag
your character just drag your guy with the mouse we come over there and drag
we'll go red we'll go just drag your name we sound below we sound below we'll
go red just one of you select a and go to the other team and then thank you you
gotta move yourself like your name Chris drag your name here yeah perfect and
You can't drive Frankie as I just don't know. No, we just need to do it itself. Never give
Frankie
chicken ball he's got on the way
nine holes, classic load the way it's intended
basically whatever
wait, it says I'm on the
what? I'm on a miss
yeah we're good now
I got like a big dirt
I don't want to get set on
you're so big
I'm gonna sit on you
you like that
I'm just so big
are we staying in call together for this?
I started the match
Oh wait does it matter how fast, like how many strokes you have?
Not usually not, I mean, I don't know.
Wait what's water in this?
How the fuck do you guys have super fast?
The hell?
You gotta get a perfect shot.
Perfect shot.
Excuse me, sorry.
Is this like Minecraft where if I jump on the ice I go faster?
Oh!
Oh!
I'm in Wakanda right now, Thor just got here, it's Infinity War.
Round two, fucker.
Okay, appreciate that, big boy.
I can't see.
Wait, I'm genuine.
I can't see!
I can't see!
Wait, I'm genuine!
Alright, come here!
Chris, what?
Chris, it's a combine score, you fucking wals-
Yeah!
My eardrums!
Sorry.
Got a little close there.
I was just getting new, you have a thunder, bro.
That shit's so fun.
Stop!
Fuck, man!
How do I, oh, adjust the room.
I swear to God, man, I would not have been able to take that.
Just wouldn't, that would have been.
All right, you got another shot.
I'm not a big fan of the room.
Oh, wait.
I'm not chasing.
I'm not chasing.
Oh, no, bro.
It's a win.
That's how they work.
Stop!
Stop!
Oh, oh, OK, cool.
Yeah, no, W, bro.
Double you, bro.
Yo, shout out to Dev this said, let's add a vaporizer, bro.
W.
OK, so it's not, it's not points.
It's whoever finishes first.
It's not points, it's three finishes.
Oh my god, it's yeah, wait, please just go and touch it. Oh perfect way over wait, so do we want to like
Because we didn't know this was how it's gonna be do we want to do this way or do we want to do like the point thing like we
I'm so cool with this.
I kind of like this.
This is fine.
I'm fine with this.
Yeah, I'm fine with this.
I love it.
I love it.
I like this one.
I'm just checking.
What, it's like first to four?
No, it's just whatever wins more rounds out of the nine
holds.
So first to five, probably.
Yeah.
Five, four, three, two, one, go.
Whatever, bro.
Whatever, bro.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Get out of here.
Sorry.
Yeah, you hit your own TK.
It's OK.
It's OK.
I can stand.
I can stand.
I can stand.
What the fuck, like, ball hit a tree?
Beautiful job.
What a chip.
What a chip.
No, I wasn't.
Oh, I'm so hungry.
I'm way back.
There was no intention to hit the tree.
Oh, give me that!
Oh, that's so-
Okay, Devon, you piece of-
All right, Devon, you piece of-
Yeah, I can't swim in a literal sentimental water.
Yeah, I'm dead.
So locked down.
All right.
Oh, that's okay, that's okay.
I'm rolling.
I smoke bombs, I fuck.
Joe, take that, take that.
I'll make sure of that.
Shelf fart, dumbass.
Take your car, Joe, take the car.
Go, go, go, go, go.
No, I'm just leaving.
No, no, no, no, no, please.
Please, don't do this.
Oh, okay.
I see how it's gonna be.
Here, just take that real quick.
Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
I got the hit off.
Come here, you fucking asshole.
Oh my God.
I just die wait yo you got to play defense at all
There's time to do it. It's at the ball time. It's at the ball time.
You're going to call them out like they're skulls are going to call them balls.
Damn, I'm on a leak.
It's too late guys.
I know my shit thick, but you gotta play golf bro.
Damn, big boy.
I know my shit thick.
Well, show I promise you.
These are the worst teams. Maybe you ever had any of them.
Hey guys, I don't know.
This team is easy.
No!
Get a fight.
Eww.
Eww. No! No!
No! No! No!
It's all yours all yours. How do you have a gun come on? How do you have a gun?
I mean it gives ground to my shit.
I don't think I'm gonna be here for the first time playing.
This is a fucking bucket, watch this fucking bucket.
What the fuck?
You wanna dance a good shot?
No!
Wait, let me get that, let me get that right now.
My WT is actually like a fucking...
Get in, get in, get in, get in!
I'm trying, I'm trying.
Get in, get in!
Oh my god!
Where you guys going get the item where you guys going?
Hit his ass
Jesus Christ that is so long okay, man
I don't know you want me. I know
Oh
Yeah
What do you mean you like that
Oh
Whatever's in this suitcase is coming for your skull
Yeah nice try
Leave me alone you big fuck leave me alone!
Oh my god!
Leave me alone you big fuck!
Step on him Chris I like that
Get in! Get in!
Get that in!
One more one more one more one more
Who fucking exploded my shit with ice?
I balled on ice bro
Oh my god Chris it's right on you
Oh my god yes!
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
Yo, thank you guys. I'm actually playing like I have a blindfold on my monitor.
It means something to me, man.
Holy shit.
Oh my god, bro.
Yeah, we need to start hitting them now.
I'm about to start locking it on my ball. I've just been killing them.
I said that last fucking round.
They've been saying that, bro.
I said that earlier, bro. Where have you been?
It's like I'm still killing these bums.
Am I a bitch, chef?
Yeah, and I'm hitting one of these.
Oh, yeah, that's cool. Yeah, nice
Please don't have God item
Wait, please please get over the water, please
fucking platform no what the fuck oh please just hold out so I can live my
life please I want to get a retire on a beach just hold out what the fuck is an
invisible bastard I can't move from here all right guys here's the game
I'm stuck be walking get it in get it in all right now
Barded with shit right now like I literally can't
get in there where is the
I got a lot of passes I can
get in there
thank you Chris I love you
I couldn't go anywhere I couldn't go anywhere I was locked on a mile
very nice yeah we go for the hole we win guys
I think you could cross that water Devin wow very calm Chris
Thank you
I felt like those were good coms. Yeah, if only we thought about that sooner I
Agree if we thought of that sooner we'd be doing a lot better right now
My screen I couldn't have been more in front of you. I mean
I don't actually don't think I'm going to I'm just gonna take this
He's on your six program
Not quick enough nerd
Fucking evaporated
No, you can't go there. Oh my god. Wait, jump in. Holy fuck. What a play. I thought you were gonna drown yourself.
No, no, no, no, no. No, no, no. They're shooting. They're shooting. What? Oh my god.
Under pressure. What a player. No. What happened? Oh my god. Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go.
Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, good point, go, good point, good point.
Bro, bro, holy.
I couldn't get it.
I love that, bro, that's the fucking fucking face.
The fucking breast mischief, so much.
We're fine, we're good, we're good, two more, two more, two more.
Like you're good broke
Swing
Can you can you can you smack yourself with the rocket?
I am. Everybody else is just some other. What did my ball hit?
Oh my God. What a champ. Oh my God. Get that Chris. Get that Chris. Nice.
Nice.
Nice.
Nice.
Oh.
Not bad.
Weird.
I don't know what the hell happened there.
What?
Yes.
There's a reason I'm 6'5 bro.
Yo, keep moving.
Keep moving.
I'm not worried at all.
There's a reason I'm 6'5.
I'm 6'5.
That's OK.
I'm 6'5.
I'm 6'5.
I'm 6'5.
I'm 6'5.
I'm 6'5.
I'm 6'5.
I'm 6'5.
I'm 6'5.
I'm 6'5.
I'm 6'5.
I'm 6'5.
I'm 6'5.
I'm flash. I'm flash. Can't move for an hour now. Go home. Go home. Go home to your family.
Come on. I just gotta. Don't you want to, don't you want to see your family? I just got a bucket
my ball was going in when you're that close don't even don't even try and hit
them because if they hit their ball then it doesn't matter rolling in yeah no
Rod wave tickets on me guys
My ball is rolling in and he put it so fucking hard that it wasn't even gonna go in he just hit mine
What?
Rod wave tickets on me let's go
I got immediately hit off the bat
Nice, you're safe
You did the same thing
WHAT!?
No, no, no.
Yeah, you got him.
You got him.
You got him.
Oh, my God.
Little fuzz got an A-horn.
Chris got an A-horn.
That might be a hole.
I forgot that.
Oh, yeah, sure.
I'll get them.
Apparated for chicks and eggs.
Fucking ant.
That's the ant.
Oh, my God.
Oh, oh, oh, oh, my God.
You actually got the fucking presidential golf cart.
That's just bulletproof.
I'm a weed.
I'm a weed.
That's just bulletproof.
Give me that shit.
I'm an ant.
Comment there in that.
Oh, wow.
Okay.
I got it.
Oh wow
One more, one more, one more, one more, one more.
Why am I not respawned over here?
I'm not close enough.
Chris, put it on.
Chris, you should have blew him up and had time.
Come on!
Come on!
Chris, why didn't you ice them yet so much time?
How do I not get respawned over there?
I thought the flash range would have reached.
I never used it before.
That's G.
This is done, right?
Yeah, it's done.
G, why is it still playing, then?
It was because he would just play the nine hole,
but like we lose because they got five rounds.
So I can't get this.
This is how we lost.
Let's go.
You're on my door.
Do you do we want to do Valorant?
Yeah, that's the Valorant.
That's the Valorant.
I don't think you guys want to do Valorant.
Let's do Valorant before we get so many jinxed, dude.
Let's go.
Fine.
Let's go.
You guys want to do a middle ground.
Trust.
Fuck no, we're gonna Valorant. Yeah, it's actually
Ace they give it a three. I Caden JK plague reflex Cassie dungeon giddy FN hot and
Zoe thinking for the sub chat you guys gonna cap me down like a minute or two
I gotta go fucking pee real quick and I gotta go grab my food
But I'm launching Val
Literally some like that ball I putt the second last round was going in and as it was falling in what did you just hit?
the fuck out of your ball and it just knocked it out somehow baffling I think that was mine
you're a bitch I'm sorry I know I know I know it's true
I'll get 200 discord orbs when you link your right games account shut the fuck up shut
up discord I don't give a fuck alright let's see if Valorant actually opens for me this
time you stood up and I can see the rolls through the fuck ass hole in your musty shirt
Thanks, Brad. Appreciate that one.
Hahaha.
Appreciate that one. You want to read out loud your chat.
Yeah, nobody's making you do that.
It was just, it was standing out, so I had a spotlight on it.
Your game requires assistance, restart.
Oh, I literally, oh wow.
I told you.
No, I literally did that, though. I literally did that like right before.
Oh, wow.
I literally warned you.
Oh, is that like an account I played on?
Yeah, the fucking smoke brick.
Alright, I guess I gotta restart my fucking computer.
Devin, you just like go to the, like...
Am I the wrong account?
That's it.
Control back.
I just, I just, I just can restart my computer.
Like, I don't, like, want to do a full restart.
Okay.
Yeah, it would be good.
Alright, Chad, I'll be back.
I gotta fucking restart my computer,
even though I'm a little...
I thought I had, like, a Reaper vandal and everything.
I don't got shit on my computer.
You know, I got a bunch of stuff on this account.
account I gotta they like reset skins or something no you pay for them Washington
that's considered I could have shown I had like the van Reaper Vandal let me let
me let me go let me go into this little training grounds real quick Joe are you
hosting it do you have Mr. Glattad
are you here
was all my shit going on
like I specifically remember having like a spectre skin and everything and I don't have it
what fucking account did I play on
Oh
Oh my god took you long enough bro
Hell yeah
Literally starving
You on back I just got my food
Oh my god.
I'll make the lobby.
Wait, what's everyone's like, peak rank?
I don't fucking know,
because I thought I was on this account, but I-
Oh, Silver Chill.
Silver Chill.
Yeah, all right, Silver Chill.
I don't know what account I used to play on.
I
So you probably most will add it if you want to host the lobby yeah, I know that's all right. I'm hosting it. Sorry. I'm gonna appear a quick. Oh
My god, I love burrito
Yeah, we're from local place or Chipotle, okay
It's a bottle
Yeah, usually go bowl bullet Chipotle burrito from pinch
Love that this is definitely the fucking account I played on I don't know where all my shit is all right guys
I'm here. I was just in the practice range. I didn't
I didn't boner
We got to get a win here.
2-2, we got to get a lead.
Upset of the century.
I do think Roblox spelling bee.
I'm pretty confident we beat you guys.
I was in the spelling bee fifth grade.
You win.
I got out first round.
Can you spell the XT Ribonucleic acid?
No, I'm not.
Can you just put the axey vibe on new clay acid?
Joe, would you re-create?
Actually, I could, I think, if I sit there and think for 30 seconds.
That's the biggest word I know.
I don't know, actually.
How do you have a ranks buddy if you can't play ranks?
What are y'all's riot users? I gotta add you.
That's what I'm saying, is I think they like fucked my account up.
Like, I definitely was playing on this account,
and I had like a reaver vandal and everything,
and now I don't have like any skins on a battle.
Joe, I don't fucking understand this dude.
What the hell is happening?
Yo, would you recreate the OilyTittyMan video?
It's because we're playing games I've never touched in five fucking years.
I don't know what you just asked me.
Would you recreate the OilyTittyMan video with me?
No, how about?
No, you wouldn't?
Like, that's my friend, you know?
Like, you're my guy, you know what I mean?
Yeah, but I don't want to recreate that with you.
You wouldn't recreate the OilyTittyMan video?
You wouldn't, like, bounce your boobs or mean hold up with me?
Yeah, you would.
Maybe.
Me?
Joe, can you guys send your, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait,
Can you guys please send your riot tags in in one of the discord chat chat? Yes, sir
Is it you use a name and then the number at the end right? Yeah
Yeah, um, just like guys do I have to check this buzz ball either we lost. Yeah
Wasn't really a lot of thought there I guess I'll try good
A lucky one with a smiling pit bull. I
Need to go get one
I'm not a depressed guy
I played this when it first came out and I haven't played it in a long time
But I absolutely was playing on this account because I have like Yoru and the fucking robot dude and everything
Yeah, like I this was the account I played on
I'm gonna shit about this fucking game
What is with you and all your usernames being like big bubblegum
It was big bubblegum, but then I grew older and I matured and I made a big bubble cock
But then I don't think a big bubble gum you know you would think of me backwards right you think you'd get older
I mean, I think big bubble cock is a good name. Thank you
I like that name too. Let's move on favorites
Yo, I invited like so many people and nobody's
Wait, did you add me? Yeah, when you're in there, did you send your user?
I got 7 in the right shot though.
Ricky, I don't have you added.
Wait, Devin, can you invite me?
Yeah, I'm trying.
Invite me as well.
Because this lobby right here usually looks different.
Ricky, I don't, does anyone have it normally?
Oh, they probably just updated it.
You have Ricky added, right?
They probably updated it.
They said no.
No, we get me in there, bro.
Yeah, you're coming in.
You're coming in.
Truth's got you at the end, dude.
You're a nice dude.
You're a nice dude.
I have to add you.
Ricky, I add you.
I believe in your friends.
Yo, what map do we want to do on Val?
I want to do Haven's versatility, but it's not my favorite map.
Actual game osus. I like Pearl, I'm the favorite map.
I like Pearl's basic hate, like this, what Cochard was, and Rob's basic hate.
Pearl's using my favorite map.
Basically me and Val.
I'm like a fine node.
Wait, what do you got?
I'm in a headsets.
What do you guys say?
I'm feeling really flicky.
I think it should be between like Haven, Pearl, and maybe like Vine, percent.
Haven's like, everyone's from...
Oh yeah, I'm not actually, I'm not actually uh, you know, I'm just going are you on a different light now?
Here it was a in-game. Yeah, you know me to mean game
Um do we want to start attacker defense press um, what are we on Avan? I mean
it doesn't really matter I kind of want to start attack yeah let's do attack
let's go all right I want to go we can go left side Frank you go right Franky
look on the little I will just start on the defenders on sorry where it says
defenders yeah are we using party chat and like team chat we're gonna yeah you
But you could like prep you could hold you and talk to us
Why am I open Mike?
all that I asked is
If you're dead and the round is still going don't
Don't worry, don't worry, you know me I've never seen no reference to any previous event by the way
No, yeah, no no relation to any other events. I've been in
I'm actually immortal
I'm on my six beer six
Go catch up come on no
Let me up
Four soldier shots of beer, and I'm halfway through this buzz ball my bitch
The soldiers gonna eat I think so
Maddie's on our side is strong when you drink enough. I think sneakers afk
Sting does not want to play Valorant
Sneak was not happy you guys were left for that too. He wanted to keep playing
Me and Steve felt the exact same way about that. I wanted to be awesome your life for the next what 95 days
I'm not I'm left for the next eight hours, bro. And then I'm done. Are you gonna sleep or you're done?
Flash 5000 gifted
I can't wait to see you guys like all it's what five you on the corner. I just had to have a layoff
You're not winning this game
Oh wait Frankie if we do hit the hot tub which we're pretty far from you should pull up to the hot tub bro
You guys should all pull up to the hot tub stream
I've never done like a hot tub stream back up for my bike. Sorry
We are pretty far far from it. Yeah, I think we're fine
What's the what's the hot tub?
Uh, with the, not the stream goals at 3000 and I'm at 1960, I'm 40 away from covering myself in PNP.
It's not actually a hot tub though. We kind of just sit in a kiddie pool and talk just like shirtless.
Yeah, and then I have like prompts. I have prompts.
Yeah, you gotta, you gotta like throw eggs at him.
Oh my god, my back was bleeding last year.
Yeah, you can't, we can't do that this year.
Okay. No, that should hurt.
I think I figured out, I have another account for this.
Just sneak apparently. That's the one I played on mainly I think.
Sneak is doing such a Muda thing right now.
I don't know what the fuck's happening bro.
I'm sneaking it.
Apparently I made like 5 fucking accounts for this guy.
Am I kicking this out of an account?
I'm curious.
It has 95 emails.
No, I don't know yet. I don't know yet.
Well, I'm gonna somehow...
You're ready, I'm gonna start it.
If I can somehow slow read the password really quick, I'll log into that one.
Wait, but why do you need to log into that account?
Because I've got a Weevil Vandal skin.
Okay, cool. I'm just gonna give you a skin, so I'm gonna start the match.
What the fuck?
There's a pro sneak waiting to 15 minutes so you could use a reverb and I'll just you just buy me and then I'll give you my
Reverb and just just around. I'm just it's fine
The scores too to chat
Wait, what sorry, what do you say? No, you don't want to take it a little
If you if we lose valor I will eat an edible come to your mic Joe
I'm close to your mic Frankie. Yeah, why Frankie's I'll be talking to you
Yeah, actually
Are we ready to begin yeah, I'm ready
Drop down
You are right
Yeah, I mean, it's fine like I would love to have like all my cool skins
But no, I'll give you I have ever brought any
really not that serious
Yes, every skin in every game ever made
Don't instant lock a character. Who do you guys have into locking me on neon fade right now?
Not gonna lie to you guys it does not matter who we play I
I think we should still have some sort of smokes or something I don't mean they could
ever they could be very easy no 3dps please not 3dps every time I don't know
this is better just go dualist as well you just want to go for dualists no I
think it's four chuds it bro it's four chuds versus four chuds okay listen
listen they might have said somewhere about rainbow section would be them so I
I think we play it smart because what I'm telling you that this is playing it smart
What is bad is if they're decent at the game and we have a bad cop Joe go smoke
So at the game this is also better
And strategies that we're gonna do
Play smoke I play Intel and you guys just fucking DPS. We're good. Yeah, I could close no problem. Yeah
I was telling
Yeah, just go DPS as well. Okay, just play whoever you think you DPS is fine
I just think we need on a three on a three site map. We need
We need a some sort of smoke
Who the fuck's gonna plant mid well true up who's trizzy is that truth? He's level one OSS. Yeah
He's probably
Multiple accounts
It was a situation this was during covid brah I don't know wait wait
I'm like should we actually get something to look up uh sneaks uh
Accounts here. Maybe I was glad at some point wall hacking or something
Like smurfing I definitely have like a european account to play with my like british friends
It was so bad to you guys how's it going? I love the pitch
Chamber doings an amish. All right
We're a chambers just got a fess up his ass right now on c-site
I don't know what the problem is.
Are we going CAB?
What are we doing?
I think we should go C.
Or we could walk B.
No, no, go garage.
Let's walk B, walk B.
Garage?
Walk up to this corner.
I'll go window.
I'm going window.
I'm going window.
Where do you want me to smoke?
Both left sides of B.
I only have one window.
Can you come entry this?
Hey.
Hm?
I'm smoking left side B.
I'm swinging.
I'm watching window.
I'm in window.
I'm still in window.
I'm being a loser.
I'm in window.
I can't play I can't play I was not ready to have my gun out brahman they're back here
that's how me ended bullshit oh my god
they bought ghosts no he picked them up around just around doesn't matter
Who's big bubblegum he's swung in one tap me
Yeah
They're probably gonna stay ghosts
Yeah, two doors all the way out of here. It's weird. We should just hold. Well, yeah, we're totally
I'm holding the window flying so we're good right now. They're coming up. They're coming there. We're saying we're saying
You a bomb Cress. Yeah, that's good. It's good. They're gonna go to you guys
okay cool there was in around
shit let's go Chris where you going where you going about what are you doing
about I'm just waiting for you all here you probably go with a far along a
whole okay but there could be one sitting I know I heard I heard just as a
first steps here so if I go alone right now wrap on a wrap on it with me
Okay, I know I know chambers here your window you're TV set up
Bob what's coming?
I'm gonna be planning a second. I'm planning one fuck over as a specter. So there's a specter. I'm rotate. I'm rotate
I'm rotate
Ah, please just in heaven. It's fine
I got spike, I got spike, I got spike.
What gun do you have?
What gun do you have?
This is literally the default pistol thing.
10 seconds left.
Oh wait, I'll play for window.
You gotta stick that.
I did.
Yeah.
I was really playing scary in that spot.
If they beat you and kill you, then we lose.
fight are you watching this yeah we're holding like fine right now yeah you guys
are chillin I got over here if you get over there I got everything solid
to see bro look at my stream look at my stream
he had a lot to tell you that's so sad you know I'm saying I was jiggle
peeking that is a very limited vodka to that it's fine it's fine that was
crazy that's crazy as time I assume that was not an ace chat
Oh my god, that was an ace.
That is an ace.
I'm not a specter. Do I want to buy an Omni-Spectre?
I'm going to save Spectre.
I'm down to smoke.
Wait, hold up. Let me ping.
Don't smoke yet.
Just drop it first.
There's probably going to be somebody.
We're holding.
Walk up. Walk up to the left.
Let me smoke. I'm going to smoke Link
and then her garage
and then like...
No, fuck.
What it is?
He's leaving and hoping to support me.
Nice bike, nice bike, nice bike.
Okay, I'm gonna hold flank, okay?
Watch garage, watch garage.
Care garage, care garage.
I'm planning for long?
Yep.
Should be.
I'm playing, uh, I'm playing, I'm playing Cubby.
We got two people watching long, we need more.
Alright, I'll watch.
I
Watch back
Oh my god
He's like, nastiest flick of my life and Joe gets his dick, so this is so fucked up.
You want me to suck your dick, bro?
If you have to, you want me to.
Here, we'll see you again, we'll see you again. I'll wallay.
I think we're going, guys.
I got ult too, so I could just fucking entry a site.
Yeah, just, um, walk up, see, after I wall this, but Joe go first, and then if you die, just pop it.
You're saying don't peek, but like, don't peek right now, or?
Don't peek yet. Not right now.
Right now.
I don't even know what to do.
We'll just go.
point grab all points okay don't go see no literally fucking hold out don't go
see okay yeah what's fucking sprint a please yep 100% full speed and I can
just entry okay
That's crazy.
You just let me walk right by him and didn't shoot me.
Bro tried to have a CS patience play and it didn't work out.
Triggered discipline.
It's because I threw a blind on him.
So he literally didn't shoot me.
That's why.
Yeah.
Shouting on his head was just black.
Yeah.
I blinded him with Reina and he was like spraying because he heard you.
That was it.
I'll do the same wall.
the same wallets and then my things that were baking again.
I'll smoke late right when I get to like 2.
Do you want me to peek to see again?
No, no, no.
Oh, there goes a slow walk.
No, we still slow walk with that.
What the fuck is he running away from?
I'm sure.
What the fuck is that?
That's me.
One's on.
What the fuck is going on, bro?
Jesus
Fucking
That was I was oh that that was
For sure I heard long a
Don't trust me fully though watch just watch it. I'm watching with the somebody watch the long
I'm full body.
Ah, my eyes.
Oh, there's a gun.
Ha, ha, ha, ha.
You see them long hair now?
No, no, no.
I thought I heard somebody, but I could.
I said don't touch me.
They're probably saving.
They're probably saving.
No way they should be saving.
Yeah.
They're probably saving.
Go get them, Hans.
Go get them, Jeff.
Go get them.
Maybe I'm not in the right way.
He's saving.
Go get him.
Find his ass.
Sniff him up.
He probably can't be seen.
I'm looking, I'm looking, I'm looking, I'm looking, I'm looking, 5 seconds, 4 seconds.
Where the fuck is he at?
He's probably in this one.
He's probably over here.
He's long, he's long, he's long, he was long.
He was long.
He was long.
Brutal.
I have one kill bro.
That's fine, we're 4-1, we're winning.
No, no, we're locked in, yeah, no, we're locked in, I love it.
Frank, you're not even alone actually?
I'm gonna type that.
I don't know how to talk in the party, I can't hear anyone.
Oh, it's only seven.
Yeah, Frank, I love you, Heron, but is your name O?
I'll type you, Rice, Trance.
Haven't heard from you in a bit.
How does that mean?
Oh, it's four!
I'm going to snipe, sir.
I'm dogging.
I'm dogging, dogging, dogging.
I'm going to go on the door.
Never mind.
And you reach that bottom two.
You hit the wall.
Hell, you too.
I
Mean Jesus
Okay, I watched like
I want to fucking kill somebody dude
I
Probably beats like mid-plat
I do what I do I genuinely do want to sit down and grind valor and season now because like the last time I actually played
Valorant like a better game
Marvel life
I
Don't shoot you just came here the hell was that shit? Oh
I didn't know I did what it does. Oh my god, they're both maxed at each other
He's like 120
I got one up
This is the best player
I'm just fucking
I was about to do the same thing, but you got it region shield. That's no
I'm gonna get that shit. I'm gonna have to garage again. That was easy.
I
Was a guy my chatting moment right now actually stopping well to be fair this is our game that like
Yeah, we kind of need a dog on them a little hard
I'm also gonna see I'm also gonna see I'm also gonna see probably won this
Come on Chris complete complete
I'm flanking. I'm flanking. I don't care. I'm flanking.
I'm making a noise.
Can you hold garage? I'm gonna hold that.
They're coming around. They're coming around. They're coming around.
One, one, one, one, one, one, one.
Yeah, there's two flanking.
Long?
Too long. Too long. Too long. Yeah, yeah.
That's it.
W column!
Yo, Cris, good wall, dude.
Thank you.
To the base so that they'd think that I wasn't peeking.
Cris, you're as long.
I feel like I'm just nowhere nowhere not where anyone in here you're finding
bro that's the other thing about Valorant I think like Brovy drones you
could play Val and actually have the fucking game be played but when you're
doing like skirmish or like CS just one be ones it's like not actually the game
Same thing like a watch or Marvel Drive
Yeah Frankie, brother your mouse working
The game is
Come charge your bitch ass up and play the game
Hahahahaha
Yeah big Frank brother
Whoa
Plug that mouse in bro
Gotta get it going play the game
I can't hear it please
I can't hear that voice there
You have to turn it on for custom
Nice much med
I love to see you again
Is it you?
No fucking sprint
I like playing aim labs
You have bombs need
It's neat we're sneaking on them. Thank fucking god
He's need no fucking in the city city city
One enemy remaining
I'm smoking us in guys. Don't worry
I got shot in the mouth
He's confusing actually might stick it
No, he's not close round. I literally hit all of them
Over there what are you guys talking about
We're just talking about what we're gonna do later on tonight probably hang out
Am I modded?
Oh, you guys can hear me now
If you escape
And then just run at them a knife one
Oh, we're playing that kind of thing.
Where the fuck are they?
I don't know, but Joe's over by A.G. alone.
Yeah, I got my own.
Got him, Joe.
I'm just playing the game now.
Are they there?
Are they there?
Jump in a smoke.
Bro, I don't see a single fucking soul.
Plants on C!
Plant it, plant it, plant it, plant it, sneak.
Someone's on C?
No, I'm saying tell them to tell you to plant it.
I'm telling you to plant it.
C's empty.
I'm playing for one.
I think they stacked one.
Oh, they killed me.
In the back!
No one's on C. No one's on G.
There wasn't a difference.
No!
Listen to this!
What does this all do?
Fighting in A.
You dead, Joe? Dead twice?
One of the guys is on A.
You should know the routes, eh?
One's still on A with me.
I'm coming around. I like your gun, Chris, so that's my gun. Thank you. Oh
Chris you took my gun dude. Oh, this is my gun. You're not a lot about your lawn and of course we had the same skin
I tied
Shit
Oh my god, no
He doesn't get the fuse off, he gets it off, yeah.
I think he got it, right?
He got his ass turned to you.
I'm buying off this round, dude.
Yeah, I'm done buying off.
There it is, back at the house.
Actually, bro, I have one here.
I check guys, I see Frankie and doing the homage.
Got the mice plugged in.
I'll run chat.
Fuck!
No, say it again, say it again.
I don't understand how to tell.
All right, I got to start again.
Yeah, my bad.
Yeah, that's right, guys.
see that Frankie and don't the Amish got the the mice plugged in actually it's
actually doings in Amish in the Amish sorry don't know no I'm peeking
middle.
Where's your new med?
Oh.
The Schmuckstrand.
Oh my god, he's on the ground.
God, I wish we had a healer.
God, I wish we had a sage right now.
Whoa.
How do you pre-fire that?
How much we can?
There's an op long on our side.
C long.
Easy there we go.
There's a...
There's a...
We're not pretty fired.
I'm not grabbing it, I'm not grabbing it.
Got it, got it, got it.
Close, Chris.
One in our garage, yeah.
You go to the same through, yeah.
There, close on...
What the fuck in hell?
120?
Chris, we don't lock in money.
CROCK!
Phoenix is right here, he wants out.
Is he dead?
He's 120.
2-2 in the series right now chat if we win this it's 3-2 it's first to 5 games
I'm gonna just fire probably gonna be like a six hour stream James on Leon fizz
Zayno and Jude
I'm using this gun instead
Yo let's all buy Odin's
I can drop it to you
You wanna drop me?
You wanna buy all Odin's?
Can we buy all Odin's and just go with it?
I don't want to use that dude
Oh okay sorry
That's what I'm gonna use to save you on it
All ODB, sorry, slow walk up the garage.
I don't have an ODB.
You don't have enough for an ODB.
How does the group go around this?
I'm not for light armor and a vandal.
Hopper, bruh.
Where's everyone?
Let's play.
They're like, never play.
What the fuck is this guy?
He's not basic with ODB.
This guy's not.
I hope we get a guest back.
Walk on.
I'm not on him being a loser.
You're dead!
Oh my fucking god, bro.
I'm literally sprying the Odin with max power, that makes no sense.
Okay, chugs.
One from garage, probably.
I killed him already.
I heard another.
Yeah, both.
I'll put my fucking dog out you're not enough for some use node never nice we're chilling
Cal she is eating with this game okay defense is much nicer man yeah but we are down a player
So it's kind of like a little bit of a slam. I'll just um, I'll play a little eye-dry for info everyone
We're down a player. What the fuck are you talking about?
Like, we don't have 5, so it's harder to hold 3-side
Oh, alright, that's much right
He thought you were gonna say we're down a player because Sneak's bot frag right now
I thought you were gonna call me shit, but I was gonna get really sad
Sneak got a really good round
Now Chris on the other hand, X Overwatch pro 10 and 7
Hmm
I mean I could log in I am kind of just walking around trolling I felt bad at first
No, I do not want to I would rather just win this game because we still
And we're not really like aggressively strategy
It's a or no, that's
Okay, one enemy remaining
Jesus Christ. Hey guys, what's going on? Here I am.
We can end this faster if we want to.
I'm gonna get that goal. I'm gonna take a ghost for free. Excited to do shit.
I'm going operator. I remember I'm going marker. Fuck it dude.
You guys have a place to be. I think smiling would be very funny.
I don't want to play mech atchameleon. Can I air that out?
I don't know. I don't want to.
We should always play.
It's going to be boring as fuck and it's not going to be fun at all.
I
Like it's just us
One minute
Nancy
Nice good kill. I'm trolling hitting. Oh my god for mid for mid. I peeked and two people were staring at me
nice hit nice hit
nice hit
uh Phoenix is a one-on-five job
one enemy remains
yeah
nice hit
ewwww
ewwww
that was just a
round for them
you got it
actually you know what I'm gonna keep uh Marshall until I die fuck it
I got phantom
I'm gonna keep this back and I'm just gonna fucking push up and see and I'm gonna smoke
you smoke in this I'm gonna smoke mid window and I'm gonna smoke C long yeah I
was gonna say I'm hoping I mean I'm marshaling okay then I'm gonna smoke
just hold me just hold me I got you I got you I got you
I got flash bruh, I got flash bruh, I'm sorry I got flash.
I'm so sorry, I love you.
I love you too bro.
I just wish I snipped it.
I think we saw Spike over there right?
There was a lot here but...
I got Centens just sending a friend message.
That's surely the real one right?
Centinal Centens?
Absolutely.
Maybe he wants to collab but he's watching me right now.
Got it?
Are they still just standing here?
Yes.
They have to get this bike.
They have to get this bike.
He wanted three kills from the...
Okay, one kill out of 14 rounds from this guy.
Frank is not winning this.
And buddy what were you looking at? Oh, no, no
Kills then your whole damn team combined
You get your translator Devin to talk for you Franky figure out the party button
Shut the fuck up!
I don't know why I can't hear them.
Oh my god.
Right, oh you don't hear them.
I don't hear them in the voice chat now.
Oh, you gotta enable it.
It is on. It's literally on.
Maybe because of it during the game.
You could also have someone muted by accident.
I don't hear anything.
You're walking.
Are they ag?
Nice patient round guys. They ain't see I'll tell you that much. They're definitely going here
Listen, it's Bonnie. Oh, no, I'm me. They're on there. They're not see is totally cleared
You guys behind them
Wow didn't see a single person
win we play one more round and win yeah I'm pushing up wait that could be a
that could be a shot I'm pushing up I'm pushing with off all right Chris you
guys want to like knife mid or something I'm not pushing you know we can we can
we can do whatever you want let me be around there with your guys let's do it
we'll play everybody come on let's go back man they're gonna make no with them
Now my Odin's and mow them down. I am I'm flashing them here. There's a bulldog
You guys knife in oh there you go
How did I not kill him now what the fuck
He is one went see one one egg
Gakka see one has bomb
Yeah, that's a clip
call they got a point for it I'm smoking mid window in the open it'll be
I'm hearing a long air. I'm watching. I'm watching. I'm watching what's the fuck
is 80 I'm rotating I'm on flying what the fuck is that guy doing just sitting
C-flank. Joe, why are you step-hating Frankie?
Joke's over! You're dead!
The rest of the team's C-logging, Frankie.
Listen to this!
You're going to learn a corner.
Is this not on site?
I don't know what that thing goes.
This is bad.
Where is he? Where is he? Where is he?
Corner.
In the corner there, behind the wall.
What the fuck, John, is this?
What's up?
Oh fucker, what the fuck?
That one will actually lock in because if they say Kedigomanum this is bad.
No, when you said cornercrisp I thought you were just right in front of right there, so I'll have to hold you on site.
Uh, I have zero money now, thank you.
Nah, nah, I got you.
I'm gonna hold garage and see.
How do you got me? You got...
No, push up, do not push up, just let them make them push because now they're just waiting for us.
WIGL.
I have all my vote. So where they are smoking mid window. I'm gonna often flank if they're there
I hear the make a all of them
Just get over the side we can worry about Frankie being a rat. I'll slow them down. I'll slow them down. Be careful Joe
I'll slow them down. I'll mark them often. I'll mark them slow. I'm not I'm not I'm not flanking brother
Oh, good job.
Good job.
Gage.
Oh, Joe Bart's Fenboy just outed me.
Nice.
W go.
Good win.
Yeah, that was a nasty flick I heard.
Great game.
Y'all really got lucky, bro.
Yep.
Gage.
My man, what's up, man, I let you know like the goal of the game is to shoot people
Why were you waiting see the rest of your teams
Last time so I was like he's just gonna push
See you again with this fucking off.
So I just.
I didn't think it was also pretty cool flanky.
I thought it was pretty cool flanky.
I thought it was pretty cool flanky.
The only rounds I survived, I had pretty cool flanky.
I don't know if I survived or not.
I think I died after shooting.
The only rounds I survived.
All right.
At the peak, you guys let me know what you guys figure out.
I'll be back.
It's 3 and 2 right now, right?
Do you have a game in mind?
3, 2.
Let's check the game list.
So it's 3, 2 right now?
Can I suggest we ignore Geo and Mecha, because that sounds really boring.
I don't think Geo sounds boring, sir.
It sounds so fucking boring.
They both sound boring to me.
You just like Geo, I guess, sir.
Yes, plenty, but I don't like it.
I don't want to do it.
Here, wait, wait, squad, squad over here.
Squad, squad.
They're not gonna they're not gonna choose spelling be they're gonna choose gangbees gamble with your friends
That's why he raised they lose a hundred times out of a hundred
Don't lose wiki
They're still to them haven't even moved over yet
Gangbees would be fun
Yo, you have that shit in the bathroom with you?
Bro, he's hitting that geek bar.
They don't know they're muted.
They're unmuted.
Yo, can I hit your vape, bro?
I'm going to pee real quick.
Coming down.
He's going to be here.
I
Hey man, yeah, we heard everything. Oh, he's gone
Well, I felt a little nice had a few like nice little flicks
I think if I played that for more than two hours, I'd want to die though
I don't I don't miss that it felt good to get some good little flick clips, but I don't miss that. Oh
Shit, we never did the stream together thing
Let's fix that
Just suggested it after like the rainbow six thing and then it got so intense that we just forgot about it
fix that we're gonna do gamble with your friends okay smile everybody's pissing
never
I'm assuming going to different VCs for this
I think one run. Yeah, cuz we're all gonna play very strategically. I assume. Dude, we have Chris on our team. I wouldn't go. No, I'm going to scream at Chris. Hey, I'm a bad gambler, too. If we make Quota, we leave every quarter.
Chris on our team, I wouldn't count on it.
No, I'm going to scream at Chris.
Hey, I'm a bad gambler too.
If we make quota, we leave every time.
So the way that we're doing this, right,
is whoever gets to the furthest day
or if we fail at the same day, whoever
had the highest peak of money.
Yep.
Are we gambling?
I just got back.
We're gambling.
Yeah, we're going gambling.
We're gambling, friends.
OK, that's it no more.
Hold on.
You got a gamble to get on the game bro if I see Chris on that ducky game
Let's see if that's good luck
What we're playing two two separate lobbies right yeah
We're gonna have to we're gonna have to switch calls though, right?
Oh my god, so it's gonna be a full mission
How far the other team is
Love gambling something to get it off
No, I'm gonna have a family like kids and shit you want me who has a family to provide like you have a family
It's kind of like $300 to
No, how's my gonna gamble dude?
Bro my money Steve if you front me $500, I'll double it and give it to you. It's a death
Okay, I
Triple and we forgot to do that. Yeah, it's been four hours and 40 minutes
You said you said that after a rainbow six and we just
Game we finished two hours in the stream
Ubisoft is a fucking idiot ass company, not my fault.
No, it's not.
Well, I mean, we spent an hour yapping before we even tried to start.
Anyway, I should have opened.
I should have opened Rainbow Six before I did anything today.
I opened up Valorant to make sure it was good and I didn't open up
the rainbow because I didn't think Ubisoft was going to be a fucking moron.
Now Ubisoft was cocking balls.
Oh, my God.
I'm going to my honor playing a way out.
Sorry, I can't play this.
Rubby, bro, I'm going to watch part.
Holy shit.
Actually, we're all going to go put that on the living room TV and watch that.
So you know he's got a bounce.
Oh, so you guys know it too.
You know it's a way to create our friendship, Joe.
We played a way out together.
That's where we created our friendship.
Oh, take it a bow, you can do it.
That's how it originally became with friends, dude.
That was a good game, bro.
That was a fun game.
That is a really good game.
That's when we became close.
All right, all host, our teams.
Guys, by the way, I pressed yes six times now,
and I have not won once.
Just hit no, and it's only a fucking game.
Yeah, I hit no, and I actually feel like I can't play if I
Okay
We're losing this we're losing this what the fuck truth truth. We're losing this
Communicate with me on this. It's gone. It's gone. I had a sneeze. Yeah, we can't guys
We can't play this how we normally play it. We actually are we talking
Why not
Let's go green on the first try
Seven
put your on your stuff on push to talk oh I don't just speak yeah I got you
because my name is Doug Dima down my owner of the Demsdale Dima down am I
hosting for it? Doug Dima down my owner of the Demsdale Dima down. Did Chris explode
his fucking toilet where'd he go? Chris always has that shit. I don't know he said he was like
vomiting blood yesterday or some shit. Actually that was two days ago yeah. Why is he still doing a
with on
He said I feel fine my body will let me know
It's not like he did it out of nowhere he literally
chugged on the milk and then threw up and it's not like it was out of
nowhere but yeah throwing a blood is a lot of blood ever I mean that's not
true well I think if you look at Chris's diet and normal you'd realize he's
three
I need that
You're blowing in the chopper
Yeah, I'm just here. Wait did Chris say he was going to the bathroom
Wait, let's talk about what wait should we just hop down calls in this way? Yeah
What do you guys want to start you want to start at the six o'clock mark or seven o'clock?
Yeah, we got to make sure Chris is
I don't think Chris has ever had a solid poop in his life, so it might be different than this.
Chris is literally deaf and just talking to his dad right now.
Yeah, he's back.
I don't know why we're just making things up.
What the hell are you talking about?
What are you talking about?
I mean...
One minute.
What do you make of it?
Yeah, and I'm under Sneak's desk right now jerking him.
What the fuck am I even saying?
What are you talking about?
Sorry, Joe, I need that ball.
Sneak, we should do a stream where you come over and you have to be under my desk the entire stream.
What are you talking about? Why am I being targeted? What did I say? I'll do it
Okay
Yeah, I didn't invite you to eat it what up the game on but you're now
Turn your uh turn your turn on push the talk that you say the word
Just get up and be like
Before we jump down calls when you guys fail or we fail like whenever you're done
Just come in to the other call and be like, hey, we're done
Because like we're not gonna keep like say why we're gonna fail day two
We're not gonna keep running if you guys are like day five, you know, right? Yeah, that makes sense. All right
All right, we're going to be losing and we're just doing best the one right just like it's fast
You make on this one run one one
For all the marbles. It's like real game. We'll play it slow, bro. You know you got time
Why you have 11 tickets you start with 11
I think
Yeah, we should we should I gotta say no bullshit. We're not content farming bro
If we got a cut off of legs and arms and shit, we got to cut off some
Right now, but I think no the singing
What else increase power of each item is there a reroll wait do we agree on the shark?
Yo, I think all in on the coins really good. I thought
Profitball drunks also good. That's nine tickets
We should do that we should do that now
If we hit quota we leave we're not going oh, I'm confident
So, drunk thing, right? Let's say we hit quota and we still have it. Should we just pop it or does it carry over?
No, we should pop every item every run.
I would assume.
I don't think we should just do Blackjack.
I think Joe does Blackjack.
I think Blackjack and you spike this and I just load coin off red.
Get over here Joe, you do Blackjack.
Wait, let me know when.
Do we just watch?
Ready?
Am I maxed that? I don't think I should max that.
I think it should be like 200 bucks
oh yeah just do it
oh wait no this is free max bet
yeah it's free max bet
wait though wait though ready
yes pike it
wait what is getting drunk
come over here
move move move
it increases
do it do it do it do it do it
yeah
I have to find something
that's fine
that's fine that's fine that's fine
that's fine that's fine
that's fine
yeah
little god
oh that's fine
stand
no please
yes
big
where are we going
Let's get out of here.
We leave.
I'm drunk as fuck.
Well, that's the thing that I was wondering,
because we're still sitting on the boost, so get it.
OK, well, too.
No, because the quota always increases based off
of your previous dynamic mode.
Oh, it does?
Yeah, what am I going to do?
So we're in a million.
We're in a million.
That would probably be 1.5.
You know what it could be worth it to do, though?
Like doing a really low bet to win the three in a row
to get the six extra tickets.
Wait, win three games in a row.
Lucky, a one-way to six.
Can we go back in?
OK, yeah, do really low.
We'll do really really really good.
Like literally super fucking low blackjack.
I don't even know about blackwings.
Is there any other game that has higher up in blackjack?
Let's do roulette.
Let's do roulette.
You think roulette has higher odds?
I mean that's 50 on us.
It's 50-50.
We'd have to get black three counts in a row.
Yeah, so let's do minimum 50.
You want me to do the minimum on blackjack
while you do the minimum on roulette?
I think it's like collective win streak.
That's two right here. If you win, this is two.
No loss.
Okay, I'll do the minimum here.
Okay, that's one.
There's the minimum over there.
Yeah.
Oh, I kinda gotta hit that.
That's a headshot. One more?
Okay, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
You lost.
Oh my god.
You lost. You lost.
Stop playing Blackjack. Stop playing Blackjack.
Yeah, you lost that bullshit, though.
Oh, because then it's blue blends.
It's blue.
Is it cheating? Is it cheating?
We cut everybody's mouth off because we're in discord
That's just playing to our advantage. So we go in
We could win if I just did what?
Yeah, just keep doing the minimum here. I just bet red and black and we win three times. Oh
And we just break even
It's not it's not counting as a win in the top though. Oh fuck. Are we sure wait just you?
Profiting yeah
I would have made blackjack's probably better. Yeah, I did minimum minimum. Yeah, okay. Let's just do it same time
And whoever hits keeps going and whoever loses stops
of the meal.
We got it, we got it.
We got it.
Wait guys, we're really close to our quota.
Okay, yeah, yeah, yeah.
We probably should be.
We probably should be.
We're pretty close.
Alright, let's go through sneak.
Okay, we got enough to go more.
We got enough to go more.
Be careful.
Okay, let's just go.
Let's go, let's go, let's go.
It's fine.
It's worth the thought if it's like good.
Yeah, that was definitely worth the shout.
We should have thought about it immediately.
That looks most smack in my nest to thigh.
I think we should cut off some
body parts lips we all mouth we
don't need mouth we don't need
mouth we all lose mouths we all
those lips dude what does eyes
do it cuts off half your screen
it's ass you don't want to do
that I mean you could like a
time though it's I think if we
need to eventually yeah we'll
just cut off yeah if we get to
like day three bro we just get
like all our body parts
Our body parts chopped off
One person needs one person needs what needs legs or to be really like so you carry around the heads
Am I just gonna be like the assistant while you guys walk around yeah
Bring us around each game
Oh, we all do
Group activity
Chris
You're you're clicking by
That's true.
Yeah.
We have 29 tickets.
Bro, I don't think we need more than 21 tickets right now.
That's insane.
Increased profit amounts, definitely, yes.
We need the all-in tickets, all-in tickets.
All-in tickets and maybe one random item.
I think we saved the rest.
Okay, I'll smoke it up.
We don't go gun.
We don't go gun.
No, we already bought random items.
Random items, fine.
We already have one.
We don't have a hand value of less than 15 for five seconds.
That's not that bad.
Quota first.
You guys get quota, and I'll just do minimum on that and get it.
And then pray he busts.
There you go.
I'll be praying for the bust.
He'll bust soon.
I'll be praying for the bust.
Random item, let's see.
Is that?
What does that book do?
It's gone.
It says gambler's confidence, 50%.
It's gone now.
Use it right now.
We get a quarter or we get a third of the quota if we shoot a body part off
Okay
Looked at me and he was like, okay, do you want me to spit on it before I found you and then he just put me over the black
Your body parts and use like 20 things
No, cuz we thought we could just save the tickets get more for later rounds
I
Yeah, I thought it was like day four five kind of game, you know
You guys can't lose another game
game. Yeah. You gotta win every
game now. Well, let's do let's
do Geoguessr then. Let's go.
That's where I'm at. I'm on
the ring. Dang. Be with you.
No, I guess you're so boring.
Okay. Spelling. No, we can't.
You can't. You can't tell them
when they're on their last game
that they can't pick a game
game from neck and gang is way more boring than Gio.
Yeah, Gio's not boring magic, a million forty four, no whistles.
Yeah, mecha and mecha.
I'm already bored of mech man.
I come home like playing with other people.
I'm just going to paint myself into a fucking dark wall shadow.
We're going to talk for a second.
My team gather up.
Yeah. Yeah.
Yeah, I'm going to go over there.
I'm going to go over there.
Should we go?
Let's get in and no, I'm going to go.
No, we don't got to.
Okay, how about private Star Wars Battlefront 2 classic?
We need content somehow, guys.
You should go over there and rate school Star Wars Battlefront 2.
Oh, I like that.
I like that.
Rumors are saying you're 4 from 4.
Hey, guys, how tall do you guys think I am?
4-4.
No, like in real life.
Come on, you want me to be real?
How tall am I in real life, guys?
Well, I was 4'3 and you were like an inch tall.
Thank you.
Thank you, Joe.
Thank you, Joe.
Thank you, Joe.
Thank you.
You said 5'10.
I'm not 4'4.
All right.
We're all pretty much the same height.
Yeah, you're like 6'2.
It's like Joe and I are the same height.
Like we're all the same.
You're short.
Chris is probably like 5'11".
Chris is around the same height.
It's like Joe and I are the same height around 6'2".
And then it's like Chris a little bit less than 8.
I think we all go up 1'8".
You're definitely 5'10", I'm 5'11".
Joe's 6".
That's why I'm not saying that.
Very little bit, very little bit.
We're all exactly an inch apart, that's why we work.
Who's in the lead?
We're winning 4-2 right now.
They have one, they can't lose another game.
We need to win one, they need to win the next three.
No, I'm not saying this I'm saying this sneak. I know you think Geo's boring if we lose the next
Picking Geo, I know I know it's probably gonna get picked now or later
But like I'm shocked if they pick Geo if I'm them I'm picking gang beasts and just pray
No, they're just praying right? No, they want to rip the bandit off if they don't win Geo net like
That's what I did yesterday. I was like you got to play their best game now because why even play
your best game because then if you win, they're just going to pick it.
Yeah, let me crack them down.
If you're down that bad, you have to pick their game.
So when is the Left 4 Dead 2 stream, guys? What do you think?
We need eight people for that. I feel like just doing a foreman.
I know that. I'm at the foreman.
My bunny suits in for FNAF 2.
I'm at the foreman.
Wait, when are you doing that?
I don't know. I kind of want to try it on now.
I would do a foreman thing, but I'd rather do an eight man.
Eight man's so much more fun.
Versus this one.
You think you're going to use the bunny suit for anything else?
Geo, yes, sir.
Geo.
Geo Battle Royale.
Yep, that's fine.
So how are we doing?
Are we doing this?
Like, are you allowed to communicate with your team on where to go?
Yes.
And even if you're not alive, you can come to your team.
Okay, okay.
So we are sporting.
I'll make the party.
Yeah, we'll play.
Wait, what am I missing?
What game am I playing?
would you rather would you rather do battle royale? Oh wait no we can do team duels. That's a thing. 44s? You can do 44 team duels.
Ooh. I know that if you love that. 44. Would you rather do battle royale?
Um, but wait. I just don't enjoy it. It's just not fun for me.
Oh, all right. You know, next time I have a Geo guess your battle, uh, to a Tribal's event, I'll, uh, I won't shout your way, sneak.
I
Know I definitely have a smallest penis in here
For sure
I'm gonna send the invite link in discord. Okay, but I sent it in game lists
I don't feel like you're accepting that invite and we're doing best of three or best I feel
like if we're doing team duels we can do best of five yeah that's fine
I'm a long team. Oh my.
You're going to throw up.
Well, I'm also sitting the most
sure. It's not the white.
I thought you were talking about how good white claws were.
What flavor? What flavor?
No, no, no, no.
I did not say that.
I love white claws.
I'm a white girl.
I was going to say you're such a white girl.
I love white claws.
They get me so turn.
You know, Chris.
Yeah, bitch.
He's me. What's up big dog?
Huh, can you join? Yeah, I just sat down. Sorry, I was paying
Would you rather be best of five though?
That's fine. I'm cool. Best of five. I like I'm doing minute max rounds time because this this is also like this could be game point right here
So I like taking this
Further
It could be a good point. It is a good point, dude. I've never been on a team duals like this. We have four f**king f**king f**kers.
This is going to be a good point.
You have to hit the end or something. I can't find this.
No, I send it the Lincoln games list.
Oh, oh, oh.
You just joined through the invite.
Joe Live is boring. Oh, sorry, T-Johns.
Oh, I'm sorry.
Go back to YouTube or TikTok, buddy. Enjoy.
You rather me like react to like YouTube shorts or something or
Yes, please
Jinxie and Ron playing. Oh, yeah, let's do a watch party of Jinxie and Ron playing
I know you're a constant creator doing your own thing, but this guy's also playing a game and I need you to watch it
Yeah, watch it
Joe Joe being in streamer games kind of boring. I wish he was reacting to it instead
I'm going to react my ass off to that, bro.
Oh my god.
Do you want us to?
Six hours, Beth.
Do you want us to moan your name and cheer?
I'm reacting a whole thing.
I'm going to do a full watch party just for you.
I'm letting you know now, Joe, I'm
like the glaze that you're going to get from me, bro.
I'm going to see a jinx of buggers.
Like, you're going to think I'm a parasocial dude with the glaze
that I'm going to give you, bro.
I'm going to be touching you in real time.
How does it feel?
Are you like streaming it on your account,
or like they just stream like?
Yeah.
Most of the people there are IRLing,
that I'm co-streaming Wadwigs main broadcast.
So it's just like,
Pepper's on Wadwigs,
Tramble also.
You got the ball.
I was gonna say, I would just go to your setup
and I would just pretend to be you and react.
Yo, Joe, what if I do that?
Yo, yo, yo.
Yo, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe.
You're not streaming for me and reacting.
No, my setup.
No, my stream, my stream on your setup.
No.
Ooh.
I'm just gonna go live with a great tank top
and be like, all right, guys, welcome back.
All right, I'm gonna be watching you today.
I'm sure he's got a yellow beanie somewhere.
You're gonna be reacting to Joe in my ghost view.
I got a dirty car harp beanie somewhere, bro.
I could pull it out.
Hi, Joe.
My name is Bjorn.
And I'm wondering if you're ever
gonna come back to Iceland in live stream.
No, but congrats on your sixth name, brother.
Bro, he's from Vikings.
We lock in on G, I guess, or guys?
I'm not the end of it.
We're waiting for Gavin to be back from peeing.
Oh, there you are.
No.
You've been here!
Ah!
I'm jumping, oh wow!
I'm jumping, oh wow!
Jump, pull, jump, pull, jump, jump, pull.
Jump, jump, pull.
All right, we're in India.
We're in India.
We're in India.
Why are we the ones moving?
We're in Northern India.
Those triangles?
Is that a locket?
Oh my god.
Can I go Bangladesh?
Yeah, go Bangladesh.
We have four guesses.
What, go Bangladesh.
Yeah, but I do want to narrow to let it.
but it you know what I mean I'm in Bangladesh
It was Bangladesh because of that
WG up or W Chris
Listen I'm just going to sit here and you guys tell me what to do
because I don't think I'm going to get
contribute much at all
The O with the line through it
No you're pretty good at G's
I feel like that isn't that
This is maybe Ross
I think we're in Bulgaria
Pretty certain we're in Bulgaria
Are you in Bulgaria, okay, then I'm gonna go elsewhere
It's probably like one we Slovakia area. It's definitely not too north
I'm not a good spot, but I wanted to spread it. Where do we want to go?
It was key do you train?
I saved us a lot there though. Why did they go? One of them went Russia like far out. Oh god
What the fuck do you have? Roof rack with one. One tape, Joe.
One tape on the right? Would that be Ghana? I think we're in Ghana.
You go Ghana. I might go... there's one of these in like Panama or some shit.
I think that's... I think it's Ghana.
Or Guatemala. You go Ghana. I'm going Guatemala to be safe.
Okay, that's fine.
Just take that little hit.
there is another roof rack over there. Wow, this is like super sweaty. Tell Joe I said
I, Joe I said I. This is pretty fun. I like how much information is available. We're
definitely in a Hispanic country. Yes, for sure. South America. I'm feeling more Mexico
then. Yeah, but it's Northern Hemisphere, so we're above Columbia or above. Right now,
I can be, do you see a stop sign? If you see a stop sign, let me know what it says. Oh,
Right drive on the right. We're not in Brazil. We're certainly not in Brazil. I think we're certainly in Mexico
There's there's um, there's fucking like Eastern European text here
Really? Yes. I'm not done. I'm one hundred. There's Eastern European plate as well. Oh my god. Yeah. Yeah
Wait, this is like a movie in Spain. Yeah, we might be in Spain
No, no, no, like Russia, like Russia, you brain.
No, my god, you know where we are?
We're in Montenegro.
We're in Montenegro, Croatia.
OK, I'll go to Russia just to be safe.
I'm in Montenegro.
We're not in Russia.
Just play right now.
I feel like we're over-slamming the wall right now, guys.
I feel like we should have spread here up the whole area.
Oh, we're good, bro.
Look.
That's good.
Yeah, but, I mean, new.
No, we should spread out, but I think like Russia,
Eastern for sure.
Like, yeah, it has to be like Eastern.
for a fact there was an area it's great I got to go back to that area
oh yes we should just go fast maybe go fast you think you think we're back or
we're just canada in general I think we're back I'm gonna go Quebec said
It's not real it's Florida leaves which is
Maybe Ottawa even it could reach the Ottawa problem. I'm here. I'm here. I'm here. Joe. I'm gonna left a little bit
That's pretty Joe. That's good. That's fine. Nice
Nice.
Nice.
There we go.
That's a lot there.
Looks good.
Yeah!
That's me!
There are only a few answers down?
Oh wait.
They might have...
Oh, they must be the other side of Canada.
They might have...
Uh...
Japan.
What this is?
English text.
Gun museum.
What's gun museum?
Gun museum is crazy.
Where is that gun museum?
Toshiba.
That's a company.
That's a company.
What is this thing?
What?
High school?
Toshiba's illegal.
No!
I
Where are we going in Japan?
Welcome
Japan exist
You go see the gun museum there. We are in a bus lane time. I see the gun museum over there. Wait, I should know
Super Yemen Oman
I'm gonna go up to like Jordan, are we gonna all spread like this?
Yeah I think so.
Someone should go guitar maybe.
Damn.
Ah, Jordan right near Israel.
That's so close to comfort.
That was so fun dude, I haven't played this in so long.
Too close to comfort
That's three on you it's best of five so we have to win three
I feel nothing
You guys talk so fast about this game because of experience. I'm just watching
It's fun to learn though. You should
I'm sorry
I'm not Joe is not saying hi I'm not getting Joe to say hi for you guys sorry I don't
I didn't do no matter. Oh wait.
to rule.
What? I'm looking over here. I have no idea what this is.
What? What?
Carina Zaragoza. This is Spain. Alternative.
They have a regular stop sign so we can't be in South America.
It's like the countryside of Spain. We have to be like Portugal Spain.
Yeah, I
We're in Europe definitively we're either in Spain or
Wait, Steve go right side Spain go right side Spain like up here
Nice nice
27 points. E-mights 27. Why does Frank have a picture on top?
We're in Europe. There is a tail antenna here.
It looks like North Europe. I think anybody here have a picture.
Oh, we have text. We are like Soviet Russia.
Yeah, it looks Russian text. Could be Ukraine though.
Did you see a telephone pole?
There is telephone poles. Yes.
yes oh it is a guy walking in his underwear and there is some better
metal it seems yeah I can't fucking tell there's actually I'm not even
I've seen three different telephone poles. I still think you're in like the
What? Yeah, Ukraine, Russia, I don't know. I'll go right side Russia.
I got Ukraine. I'm going to Kazan
Sure, there's not Moscow. I was gonna click the impetus for two and I stopped myself
It's chill. Let's find out. I clicked on it and I clicked away
I'm not sure if you can see it, but it's a pretty good book.
They drive on the left, and it's probable.
It's not Europe, it's not Asia.
The stop sign says Burhani, Singapore?
Yeah, the red stop sign, Octagon, it says Burhenti.
Burhenti?
Look at you, question.
I can go to Burhani.
Asia or Malaysia?
I think we're going to Malaysia.
I would spread Indonesia and Malaysia full.
I'm going Malaysia, I'm going Malaysia.
Can someone go Main Island Indonesia here?
Wait, is my ping not...
It's my right click, though.
I don't know who it is.
Someone go here.
Where's my fucking ping?
Nice.
Why can't I ping?
I'm sorry.
Damn, that was a great, great, great click.
Joe, is it right click?
It's, uh...
I actually don't know.
I think it's after you lock your nest,
you can ping the floppy.
Uh...
I think they're right.
I don't know how you ping before.
We're not here yet.
Oh, cop car behind us. Cop car behind us.
We are in...
Wait, where are we?
In Nigeria.
In Nigeria.
In Nigeria.
In Nigeria.
They bet.
Uh, this is actually a little...
No, actually one more north.
I'm gonna go north because it's near the edge.
It's brown as hell.
Now, they can try.
Left or right over here.
Fuck, I gotta close.
Wow.
Yeah, I don't know why I went fucking...
Yeah, I saw it was kind of desert.
Yeah.
It was kind of dry, yeah.
that
Sign
SR 16 this could be you know, it stays bro. Yeah, there's a Ford F-150 here
This is like this is a central
Like we're in like Wyoming, Nebraska Montana Montana. Wow
that ain't the G-tons I'll tell you that much
can I go like...
oh come on our license plates up there
you guys have license plates up there?
blue license plate?
I'm gonna go south
oh yeah sneak what are your license plates?
it's in Arkansas
what the fuck I'm not even anywhere near this
he's in Arkansas
I don't know U.S. at all
it's southeast
it's under Missouri
yo guess here
could we be in Arkansas here?
no this is not in Arkansas
am I good in Nebraska?
we want me
northwest is Hilly
Northwest is really
This looks like Italy this is Arkansas Italy
Not Romania
I'm feeling Romanian. Don't slam it yet. I'm reading Quebec, Quebec, Quebec, Quebec,
DOS, Portuguese. I'll sign in English. I'm going down a road. I don't see it.
That just means we're on Europe.
Sarah dare cafe Sarah dare the wrong fucking way
Zelo guest out
I'm gonna set a book arrest
this is like Spanish
oh no
I like the spread we have
gorgeous oh oh my god it's scary
oh it's gorgeous that makes sense
they got a
they got a good malty on this one
we gotta end it here
we got 2.5 here i gotta win this one
this is gorgeous
beautiful as fuck
looks like new sealant
Almost as beautiful as you Chris, let's see.
Oh, bro.
What is this road sign?
I can't see the lights for shit.
We're like Nordic area, bro.
We'd have to do that.
We should just Norway, Sweden, Finland.
Wow, I don't, I wonder how north we are though.
This is crazy. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
This sign has the little D with the curved top.
You know what I'm talking about? Nope.
Like the stem on the D is curved.
Wait, is that a Greek? No.
There are no trees.
I don't know, there's no way we're in Iceland.
Joe, this baller is so free, I don't remember it.
Wait, he said Iceland?
Wait!
I mean, I got Iceland just in case.
I think we're in Iceland, I'm like 90% sure we're in Iceland.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, to have the curfew, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah!
We're in Iceland, we're in Iceland.
No, don't look over here.
We're in Iceland, spread out.
Spread out.
We're in Iceland.
Oh!
Nice, that's my anchor!
That's my anchor!
Fire!
This is not a European baller, bro.
Like, oh my god.
That's my contribution to South Africa or Australia.
I need to see a language.
We got a big sign.
Australia drives on the left.
We both drive on the left.
Mexicana?
They're on the right.
They're driving on the left.
There's a lot of American cars.
Can you drive on the right?
Is that Senna?
Kilometers
I'm gonna go around here.
I love this thing.
I wanna hunt them.
Boom.
Nice.
Very nice.
Double kill shot.
One more.
Boom.
Boom.
Boom.
It said Mexicana.
I saw it.
Yeah.
I read Mexicana.
None of us.
We see it.
It's not even other places that say Mexicana sometimes.
You could get baited by that so it's not even worth like dead reading that.
That's fair.
Change.
One more.
One more to win?
Oh my gosh.
Nice work team.
Nice work team.
Good job, boys.
Starting.
They did get a lot of points on us there.
Yeah, they went crazy.
They went crazy.
Oh, in Malaysia.
Yeah, like Southeast Asia.
We're probably in like Indonesia, Malaysia again.
My heart.
It's mouth fucker.
Mouth fucker.
Mouth fucker.
Mouth fucker.
If it looks like English and it's confusing, isn't it?
It's Indonesia.
Not the Tom.
It could also, well, we could also be in the Philippines.
I heard that.
We're not in the Philippines.
They're driving on the left.
They're driving on the left.
Quantan.
I'm going to go Singapore, I'm going to be honest.
No, we're in Indonesia.
I mean, there's a lot of English.
So, I heard that if it's, if it looks like English.
You're seeing English.
I'm not seeing any English.
No, I heard if it looks like English.
And if it looks like English and it looks like you got hit in the head and it's confusing, it's Indonesia.
That's what I think.
I agree.
That is true.
Also, Arabic here, so...
Someone should slam...
Also, this area in Indonesia is very popular, if we have an extra guest.
I go.
I'm gonna go here.
Close, I'll get you, Jeff.
I'm gonna go to Malaysia.
Ooh, yeah, they're being...
They're being Arabic made me wanna go to Malaysia, cuz...
I like that, I like that, I like that.
I don't...
I don't...
I don't...
Oh
Southeast Asia is like a top spot to visit. I want to go see places there.
Tropical. Wow. It's so hot and dry. We're in like Oman, Yemen. This is a Tunisia rip for me.
Okay, go for it. Really?
We have such an idea that we can get the shot.
Yeah, but don't go Tunisia. Go like Oman and everything, but this could be crazy Tunisia.
Don't go Tunisia. Do not go Tunisia. I see somebody else up there.
Where the fuck do I go then, brother?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, he's not son.
Or Sherry is in your team.
I'm seeing a weird spider looking X.
I think the one to three X, the three X.
I think we're in Bulgaria.
The X of the three prongs in it, right?
I don't know if it'd be trip that way in Bulgaria though.
That is, Bulgaria has the X's in Russia.
And Bulgaria has that exact X.
They have the X.
Bulgaria has the X's.
I'm going to go Russia.
I'm going to go Eastern Bulgaria.
I don't think we should full spread ball.
one person go I guess I don't know sir be a dick called
Good shakers
I think Russia and Europe has triple white lines. No, I just see that and I go there's no shot
That's why the form is
This is nice
We are in Luxembourg. We are in Luxembourg.
We are in Luxembourg.
We just spread Luxembourg.
I'm seeing .LU.
Luxembourg truck and it's like the plates for it.
It could have drove to Netherland's boat.
How do they know this?
Exactly.
.LU, there was a sentence about LU.
Oh no!
Look at all the Netherlates! Oh hell no!
They did two yellow plates.
You said, oh, nah.
Chris, you're in Nigeria?
I'm in Nigeria.
No, not Ghana.
I think we're in, like, Senegal or South Africa.
It's Africa Truck.
Africa Truck and it's out in Black.
Taiba Sanpei.
Right side of the road.
I found some random dude on the road.
I think we're in Senegal.
I think we should spread a little though. I'm gonna go Senegal.
I think Senegal can. Yeah, but it can be Djibouti. No, Djibouti has a truck. No.
Djibouti. Who do you have a car?
We're not Djibouti.
I would love to answer Djibouti.
We're gonna go deep south.
Oh my god, right on it, what the fuck?
Yeah, I was gonna say, we should be showing cynical.
Oh my god, that's how you win a bro-b-bro, ladies and gentlemen.
That's how you fucking do it.
Oh my god, that's how you fucking do it, dude.
Look, I don't know, yeah.
That was just so frustrating.
Holy fuck.
Gege.
Gege.
I literally like, that couldn't have been like worse, RNG.
Like, we were getting, all of us were getting every country,
and then you guys were just getting every multiplier.
by being a slow rip.
By points, by 71 points.
It was literally like 71 points.
100 points, 71 points.
We spread really well.
G.
G.
I'm only by G before.
You guys did really good, but there were some rounds
where two of you were in the right spot,
and then two of you kind of overcooked the spread
when you were pretty certain where you were.
G.
G.
G.
G.
G.
G.
G.
G.
G.
G.
G.
G.
G.
G.
That's I hate going out and geogester like that, bro.
Like, yeah, I didn't feel it.
I didn't feel it.
Don't worry.
Oh, my god.
That's such a sad way to go.
Fuck.
All right.
Not the whole day was fun.
We didn't get 5-0, bro.
And there was definitely a game.
Definitely could have made it.
There were close games.
You could have won Rainbow.
That was close.
You could have won Rainbow.
I think this row might have been gamble with your friends.
Yeah.
I just thought, like, bro, we normally
make it like it like minimum day five and we play like we usually get really
far lost day one that was bad luck that's the extreme bad look in rainbow
there was two three view ones that you all lost you guys low-key one rainbow in
a way yeah wait away not actually
No they lost dude, what are you talking about?
Nothing is lost, what are you talking about dude?
That double tab on the truth and the lie is sitting in the back.
I tried a sugarcoated dude.
I tried a sugarcoated dude, what do you hate them?
I tried a sugarcoated dude, they lost dude.
They fucking lost.
We gotta do another 8v.
I'm not for that one ever.
Like an actual, yeah.
I like that.
I don't know yet if I'm being honest
Friendships
my mind. Oh my god, bro. What are you going to do? I don't know, bro. I'm just going to be pulsing though. Anyway, I appreciate y'all.
Alright, I love you. I love you. I appreciate y'all. See ya. Chat, that was a fun, Brovy, bro. Oh my god, that was a long one, though.
Five and a half hours. Tide, Finn for the three, JB for the three. It's my birthday today. Happy birthday, bro.
Movin Romana for the sub
Bryn X apex death who avoid ace for the three dungeon for the thousand buddies ramping over the three
Shameco and void taking the subfizz and duckies to the subfin take of the three
Not sure what I would do without your videos while eating well. I'm glad I'm able to help bro
But chat yeah, we're gonna call that bear. That was a W fucking stream. I'm glad that probably bro went well
I appreciate that popped out. I'm sorry. I wasn't interacting with chat as much and I missed some donuts
But because I popped out thinking everybody followed something etc. If you have any vision watch games and play videos such I'd be upset
I'll be live tomorrow around one EST
Maybe two we're going to be doing reacts as well as the unconventional gambling methods the bath bombs money soaps
Gold bars diamond blocks seeing if we're able to fucking get anything cool Rambo think of the three
If you have any videos you have options give you to play as I say video such I'm give such that but yeah, that's tomorrow
Then I'm gone the 31st. I'm gone Friday. I'm back Saturday Sunday August 1st and second co-streaming streamer games
It will just be Ludwig's main broadcast will probably run predictions whoever mods are here. We'll be able to do that
I'll be vlogging it
Posted on YouTube every day that I'm gone then I'm gone the third through the sixth
So I'm gone the 31st back first second co-streaming third through the sixth four days. I'm gone. I'm gonna be vlogging doing another collab
and
Then I'm back the seventh to the 14th straight for like seven eight days
Just grinding out streams gaming videos regular videos shit like that
Then I've gone three days on three days gone four days and then I'm back last week of August and we'll just start grinding out stream through last
rest of August in September
Well the Long John Silver's review soon next term you should probably going to be August 19th
Don't know what it is for yet, but I'll decide next week
We have a Tommy NFG collab jinksy 2v2 attorney coming up
Gas station case drop so King Wolf's collab we're going to be playing machine party and bunch of other shit
So a lot of stuff planned, but yeah, go out to YouTube videos already posted
I'm not posting today on the main or the game here tomorrow
Just because I'm posting like basically the next 10 days straight afterwards, but yeah
Appreciate y'all. Hope you guys have fun and I will catch y'all later. We're gonna raid crest for a subathon
Appreciate y'all and I'll see y'all soon
Or I'll see you tomorrow. We're going to raid in five four three can't take it with the sub destroy