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I haven't eaten breakfast this will be interesting
Bro this song is so fucking good me dumps for breakfast. Well, it's both
a little chicken wings for breakfast and a gamer sups.
Oh everybody have a lot again.
How's everybody doing on this fan-fucking-tastic Saturday everybody?
Jeff, we are live a little bit early today.
I mean, kind of regular weekend streaming time.
For something a little bit special,
we are going to be doing a Buffalo Wild Wings
versus Wing Stop Review, okay?
I'll get into it in a minute,
but we might be doing Reacts after,
but we're doing the Wing Stop Buffalo Wild Wings
right now.
We'll see how long it takes
and then we'll go off after that.
But it's gotta be a shorter stream today anyway,
But I kind of want to stream around like three hours,
two and a half, three hours.
So we'll rip this and then maybe a reactor two after.
We shall see.
But today, that's what we're doing.
Tomorrow, I'm not live.
I'll be posting on YouTube, but I'm not live.
Tuesday, we're doing Outlast 2.
We're starting Outlast 2.
I'll be back to my regular weekday streaming schedule
at 3.30 EST.
I'll be live at 3.30 on Tuesday.
We're doing Outlast 2 the whole stream
for probably five hours.
I might be live like three because we'll
yap before because I want to be able to get a decent amount of the game in.
But yeah, out last two Tuesday, we're
going to beat it on Wednesday, maybe some other shit after.
It depends how long it takes us to play the game.
Hopefully I get, I have to get at least halfway on Tuesday.
But ideally, I get like two thirds of the way through.
And then we just beat it on Wednesday and have time for other shit.
But we'll see.
Thursday, I'm not live.
Friday's React.
Saturday, we're doing the, we're doing random games
at like 11 a.m. next Saturday into Chris's hot sub stream
at like two.
So I'll be on for like two and a half hours
on Saturday next week, but I'll be on Chris's stream
for like four hours after.
So I'll like redirect you guys there.
Outside of that, we have Bob Banana,
the seventh, me, Jinxie and Ron.
We have a charity stream for American Foundation
for Suicide Prevention, the 10th
for World Suicide Prevention Day,
and matching chat centers up to 10 K as per usual.
And then we'll go from there.
But yeah, silver for three, top three philosophers.
Plato, Nietzsche, and if you're saying me,
I'm not saying objectively,
because objectively you have to go like early Greek guys
for a lot of it.
And then maybe like more modern people,
like you maybe like Descartes or something.
But I would say Play-Doh, Nietzsche, and maybe a Schopenhauer.
I don't really know.
I've never really thought about top three.
Wishing to keep thinking for the sub,
Brian Brittany for the five gifted,
Jupo and Ewan for the sub, Wolf Mexican, Nova Faye.
It's DK Cam, Joseph Lou Grant, Schlipp, Silver for the 3D,
and it's Malibu for the sub, Red Sensoros,
Ock thinking for the five.
Can you read my bets from yesterday?
I am a ways away from my keyboard
If you were able to let a mod know what you said and then they could let me know,
Alicia, Ease and not for the sub, Ease, Send, Toxic, Level, figure of the 3,
G and Vent, figure of the sub, Miles, and just the sub, Jenny, Ol,
Keyin, and Z-Dog for the sub, I'm an Eagles for the sub.
Wait, I actually might be able to just click on your name.
Aiden for the sub.
Also, I, you know, it's not, oh God, it just pulled up your user.
Okay.
Um, for future, when people say, hey, can you read my bits from yesterday?
Why do people not just repeat what they said?
I talked about how my best friend died and committed a year ago.
That was hard, but it's been good.
I just wanted to say thank you.
Well, I'm glad I was able to help, but I'm sorry for the loss of your friend.
Never the last man.
I hope you're okay.
All right.
Um, Riz and selects for the subscary, Geeky, Oh, Ortiz, Otter, Shotgun Willy, thank
you for the 20k bits.
Do not send a singular dono today for the rest of the stream, I'm dead ass shotgun.
You sent way too much yesterday, I'm very thankful.
You said W, show up in our pool.
Thank you for the 20K bitties, I know you had a par life for like fucking crazy amounts
of money or something.
Do not send more donos, I'm dead ass.
I'm actually serious.
Like I will get upset if you send more donos today, I'm not, this is not like me trying
to bait you into doing it, like I will get upset.
I very much appreciative of the donos.
I make enough money.
Keep the money.
So, I don't know if you know this or not.
I assume you do.
You have to pay taxes on your winnings.
So don't go blow the fucking money you won.
Cause you have to pay taxes on it.
It's not just free bread, okay?
But thank you for the fucking 20K bitties.
That's insane.
Cameron, thank you for the three.
First day of school tomorrow.
Good luck.
8 and 7, Rike and for the sub chat.
Don't send bits right now.
We got to hop into the review.
That's Angie, Tooth and Rike,
Mega, Doctor, Wolf and Radio for the sub.
Best thing of the 1000 bitties.
Brain for the three.
and Ireland think of the sub,
Audrafa, Steam think of the five gifts.
It's one of you think of the fucking 10 gift ins.
Charlotte and staff of the sub,
Rand think of the six, it's for the sub, James to the three.
How are you doing last time?
You didn't like my bison joke.
Here's a new one.
What did the triangle say to the circle?
You're pointless.
That one's good.
Resin selects on the sub.
Little geometry joke.
Glock, thank you for the five.
Don't send bits right now.
Do not send bits right now.
We gotta hop into the review.
The chicken wings are getting cold.
The chicken wings are getting cold.
That's going to ruin the review.
Don't send bits right now.
I'm reading the last of them.
If you send them, I'm not reading them after this.
Diego just for the sub, Aiden Asher Levi,
mom for the sub, Glock, thank you for the five.
Have you ever been in a street fight now?
Shady and Diego for the sub.
No.
Nathan, thank you for the fucking 25 gifted.
Thank you for the 25 gifted.
It's chat.
Let's lock in.
I got to play some music.
Oh hell yeah.
Nathan taking over the sub, Shay for the sub, Zach for the three, Lemon taking over the sub,
Mosul and Shady and Diago for the sub.
Zachary, Zachary, Zachary, I told you to not send bets and then you sent bets after.
I'm not reading them.
Thank you for the three though.
I'm in Stranger for the sub, Blank for the sub.
I have to stand on my principle.
Why am I saying I'm not going to read the bets if I read the bets?
Stop it.
Walk in.
Chats.
Chats
I've been eating breakfast today. It's 1 p.m.
So we're doing a review today. Hello YouTube audience. Let's start the intro here. How's it going?
We're doing a very special review today. We are doing a battle betwixt the two most popular wing joints in the entire
United States
Wingstop versus
Buffalo Wild Wings now depending on where you are one place may be more popular than the other
But both of them are highly successful chains within their own right within their own niche of chicken wings
Buffalo Wild Wings much more variety than wingstop, which we will see in this review wingstop
Really just focusing in honing on the wings themselves Buffalo Wild Wings kind of a sports bar restaurant wingstop
It's kind of a wingstop, you know, it's a place he gets he stopped to get wings and that's about it
So we're going to be reviewing them today. I
I originally was going to be doing a different video in place of this.
I was going to review the entire menu of Long John Silver's.
However, there are like five Long John Silver's ever,
and none of them are in New Jersey outside of one, which I called,
and they don't serve the full menu.
So instead, we're going to be doing this because I have Alpha Gao
and I can't eat a lot of restaurants,
and this is a restaurant that I could eat at.
So, that's what we're doing today.
Now, chat. I ordered, I tried to order an equal amount of things from both places.
Now, I originally was going to pin the wings versus the wings and the sides versus the sides.
We got to skew it up a little bit.
Looking into this, Wingstop has far, far less than Buffalo Wild Wings.
Editor, throw up a side-by-side scroll of Buffalo Wild Wings venue versus Wingstop.
Wingstop is primarily wings, like two sides and one dessert.
That's it. That's all they have, right? It's just a lot of wings.
Buffalo Wild Wings has more sauces, more sides, appetizers, different menu items.
They both have a chicken sandwich, which I did get without pickles,
and we're gonna fact check whether or not they put pickles on them or not,
because that's also going to be a doc of a point.
This is how we're going to do the review.
Each category of things, okay, so there's four categories I did.
Wings obviously desserts sides and a chicken sandwich
Those are the four categories. Those are the four things that we're going to be rating today
I got six different wing types from each place
I looked up their most popular wings or wing sauces rather because each place has like 15 to 25 wing sauces
And we're going to be reviewing
that
Or their top their top sexes on each little rundown of what I got from each place
Let's rattle it off very similar
Price point for each of these I did get more. I got less chicken wings. Here's the annoying thing
Okay, I don't already want to give an edge to Buffalo Wildlings, but when I ordered this
If you order 30 wings from Wingstop, you can get three different sauces if you order 20 wings
from Buffalo Wild Wings you can get four different sauces.
So I had to order 60 wings,
60 wings from Wingstop to get six different sauces.
Insanity, I'm gonna eat them over the next coming days.
There will be no food waste.
I promise you I will be eating all of the wings.
Okay, when we're done,
I'm gonna go put them in the fridge
but I have them all sitting on the floor next to me.
Also another annoying thing about Wingstop,
Their fries came loose. I didn't pick these up. I I door-to-asked them
Their fries came loose they do look good
They look cold, but they look good and I'll show them to the camera in a minute here
One of the downsides for Wingstop right now. I'm not gonna I'm not gonna
You know tax any points on them for that, but any other discrepancies there may be some problems here
But here's what I ordered from each
Um Wingstop came out to a hundred and nineteen dollars and ninety nine and ninety five cents just for the food not for like anything else
Oh actually that is with tip that is with tip included in delivery costs. So not bad
We got the Cajun fried corn from Wingstop a
Fucking fan favorite some they say the seasoned fries as per usual. We got the chicken sandwich original hot flavor
I feel like you got to go kind of original or like buffalo for a chicken sandwich
Then we got 20 wings with spicy Korean, Louisiana barbecue and Cajun. Wait, am I reading? Oh, I'm reading Wingsop, yeah.
Oh wait, it is 20 wings.
I'm a jackass. Ignore everything else that I just said. It was 20 wings for three sauces.
So Wingstop's actually more expensive than Buffalo Wild Wings.
No they're not.
Because, alright sorry, editor chop this up.
I ordered 40 wings from Wingstop and 30 wings from Buffalo Wild Wings.
That's how this worked out.
I ordered 70 wings total because the sauce is you're only able to order three per 20
at Wingstop.
Anyways, back to what I was saying.
The sauces that I got from Wingstop, Cajun, Spicy Korean, Louisiana Rub, Mild Hickory
smoked barbecue and hot honey rub. A lot of rubs and a lot of spicy stuff, but that's apparently
the most popular shit, so that's what I ordered. From Buffalo Wild Wings, the wing sauces are as
follows. Honey barbecue, Parmesan garlic, medium, Asian zing, lemon pepper, dry seasoning, and
original buffalo. Gotta get original buffalo at fucking Buffalo Wild Wings. Then we got a spicy
chicken sandwich no mayo no pickles potato wedges french fries cheese curds and
two desserts
Two desserts the wings up. We only got a brownie
We got another brownie at Buffalo Wild Wings to compare and I also got a New York style cheesecake
There was way more stuff at Buffalo Wild Wings. I could have ordered way more. I could have gotten mozzarella
Sex I could have gotten nachos I could have gotten fucking. I'm pretty sure they'd like egg roll shit
I don't know. They had so much stuff.
I chat. I know you're unhappy if I didn't get your favorite sauce. Trust me.
I knew this was going to happen, but I tried to keep a level of integrity in this review, okay?
If I order too many sauces, it gets too muddled, right?
We have to pin the best against the best, right?
Nobody's ordering those weird-ass flavors that only you like, right?
So that's what we got.
Mango habanero. Did I get mango habanero? I do like mango habanero, but I didn't get that.
Apparently it wasn't their top. I looked at like three different websites and to be fair on Buffalo Wildlings
I tagged on lemon pepper drive seasoning because I love lemon pepper drive seasoning shot done Willie stop
stop stop
Sorry to send more. Why don't you do the spiciest versus the spiciest because that's not a review. That's just me fucking shitting my pants I
Knew somebody else was gonna say that as well, and it's not even a shocker that it was you shock on Willie
I thought about that when I ordered both of these. I said should I get their fucking wild sauce?
Should I get their fucking Carolina Reaper shit?
No, because then it's not a review then it's not an enjoyable muck bang it turns into a food challenge, you know
And I don't want to do that. I
Don't want to do that because that's not fun. That's not enjoyable. Maybe it's fun for you not for me
Briscoe King, Eris Prime, Thot, Fanos, Pop, Dill, Ella, and Hambonius from the 1000s.
Shock Little Big, It's Miss Soul, Trent, I Love They, Beagle's Trent,
Lily, Cannes, Bryce Boy, Loaded My, Harshee, Corral, Patty, BB4, and Sapthake of the 10 gift goods.
Alright.
Are we ready to hop in?
Now, here's how we're gonna do the review.
Sides against the sides.
There's two sides versus two sides, or actually three sides versus two sides.
I'm gonna kind of count potato wedges and french fries in the same right whichever one feels better is what we're gonna do
So we're gonna pin the french fries potato wedges and cheese curds versus the corn and the fries
Six wings versus six wings and then we have two desserts versus one dessert and the chicken sandwich versus chicken sandwich
That's how we're gonna do it. I'm gonna for the wing sauces
I'm gonna give everyone a scale of one to ten. We'll do cumulative score versus cumulative score for everything else
It'll just be best versus best
Is that fair?
I think that's fair because I have more stuff
from Buffalo Wild Wings.
So I'll just do the best of the sides
versus the best of the desserts.
You know, it's a little unfair if I have to only get
the brownie from Buffalo Wild Wings
when they have six desserts
and now I'm pinning it that against that, right?
It's a little stupid.
So I did give Buffalo Wild Wings a little bit
of an edge here in the sense that their best item
that I bought will go against the only item from Wingstop.
What do we want to start with?
Dump from the thousand buddies,
Oh, switchy J, my and champ for the sub,
prod one way, TNT and trod over the sub.
We could start with the wings.
I'm fine to start with the wings
and then we get into the other shit.
I haven't eaten at all,
so I'm gonna fucking munch this shit down.
The sandwich?
Meh.
Let's start with the wings.
Let's start with the wings. Why not?
Now, the other thing about Wingstop,
oh, this is the chicken sandwich.
The other thing about Wingstop is they just gave me a bunch of random different assortments of boxes.
Should we do like one by one, or should we go through every wing?
I feel like I should do all of Wingstop and then all of Buffalo Wildwings.
I don't think I should do one sauce versus one sausage.
It'll get too confusing.
Because we need cumulative score here.
All right.
This one, OK, the other thing is Buffalo Wild Wings
labeled their stuff.
So I know what sauce is what sauce.
Wingstop did not.
Like, this doesn't say what it is.
Oh, it does.
Never mind.
I'm a jackass.
I'm a jackass.
Never mind.
It says in very small lettering, classic barbecue.
So that's what we're starting out with.
Are you guys a flat or a drummy guy?
I'm a bit of a flat man, myself.
Starting out, we have a very, I'm going to move my keyboard so I don't drip anything on it.
We have a very wet honey barbecue dripping with sauce.
Love to see it.
I am a flat man myself, but I have grown accustomed to the drum.
Cheers.
Now, I'm going to be raiding each wing as a whole as well, okay?
I'm not just raiding the sauce.
I'm raiding the wing.
If the wing sucks, I'm telling you the wing sucks.
Not a very tender wing from Wingstop.
Sauce is immaculate though.
I'm happy we're starting with Honey Barbecue.
I feel like that's a good middle ground.
Joe knows ball flats.
Well, I like doing this with flats too.
Break them open.
Eat the whole thing.
Now, some of you may call me wasteful.
I'm not a guy that eats the Gressel on the ends.
That's goblin shit.
That's actual goblin shit.
That's what you're getting out of me.
All right, I know it's a little bit of waste,
but I'm not eating a fucking gristle on the sides.
I'm getting 95% of the wing.
And that's it.
Now, I will say there's a chance I shift scores
poat in hindsight, all right?
I have a base, but I'm allowed to change if I want to.
This is hard to just rate this off of nothing,
but it wasn't bad.
The wing wasn't tender enough.
However, the sauce, banging, honey barbecue, not my favorite sauce, used to be when I was younger, but now I'm more of a spicy guy, and I know Wingstop has a lot of spicy stuff upcoming, so I am looking forward to that.
Let me toss this out, I'm putting this back in the fridge.
Wingstop, your honey barbecue flavor, for me, five being middle of the road, five being a true middle of the road here, I'm going to give you a 6.5.
I
Think the wing the sauce maybe knocked it down from a 10 to a 9 and then the wing itself
You know knocked it down a little bit more actually a 10 to an 8 the sauce matters admittedly and a wing it does
It's 80% of the fucking way
Right now six and a half total for wing stop we have five more wings to review total score versus total score this one is
is hot honey, which came in a big container for some reason.
Why they do this?
I don't know.
Hot honey works fucking banging.
This is the type of wing I would order at any restaurant.
If it were up to me, this is what I would get.
Something that has a little bit of sauce,
but it's also a little bit dried,
and you're really just focusing on the skin
of the wing here.
I want a crispy bite.
I'm going to take a bite of a drum here.
Now, other thing that I'm going to say,
If you get wings and you get them like this, naked,
that's how a wing should be done, all right?
If you get wings at like Hooters or another wingstop
where they batter them,
you're telling me you can't just fucking focus
on the skin of the wing itself.
Now Hooters does have good ass wings.
Now Hooters does have good ass wings, I will tell you.
Why Hooters?
Because they batter their wings.
but you could get them naked.
If you go to any restaurant, get wings naked.
Hot honey.
I have high hopes for this one.
Did I say this is my breakfast?
I've been eating today.
So instead of a breakfast for lunch,
This is a lack fist, a lunch for breakfast.
Like six times.
Oh, I don't know if you knew or not.
I haven't eaten yet.
I haven't eaten yet.
This is a good way.
A kneaded needs a little bit more sauce.
Actually needs a little bit more sauce.
Better than the honey barbecue though.
100%.
I flopped with that that wing was better too. I might have gotten an undercooked not an undercooked wing, but a bad way
You can get a bad wing from time to time I
Enjoyed that one. I give what I give the honey barbecue to six and a half. Oh
Geez
I'm gonna give that am I am I am I allowed to go beyond half points. I feel like that's weird I
I feel like I should have to give half our whole points if I'm really going into like
7.7 that's a little too specific for a six-wing review
Tenths are okay. All right, I'll give that a 7 7
7 7 we got to remember this because I'm gonna have to do the math at the end 6 5 and 7 7
That was a good way. I know 7 doesn't sound good
77 you know in reality is a C in the grade scale, but
You know, I'm pretty specific. I'm pretty specific pretty specific about the wings. I like
Next I
Don't remember the sauce as I said, so this is a little a little mystery surprise for me to Korean zing wait now
Asian zing from Buffalo Wild Wings. What is this?
Let's open the hatch
You actually not ill reverse reverse young
What is this Korean barbecue those actually look banging
Korean chicken what it what was the flavor of this one Korean something?
It looks it looks spicy spicy Korean. I've really covered in sauce here
Oh God, they do smell good.
They do smell good. Do I want to go for a wing or a flat? I'll go for a wing. We'll do every other to maintain fairness.
We'll do a little close-up. That's a good glazed wing there. Look at that.
You can literally see it reflecting.
You know, I've always wanted to learn. Have you ever seen the video of the people that do like this?
And they go, boom, and then they just suck the wing out? Pause.
I've never been able to do it.
They like push it down and then they just like and just inhale the lane
I don't know how to do it though
Oh, yeah, oh, yeah, oh, yeah
I always fail at doing that usually I'll go like this
And I'll find the joint and I just break it and then I got that and then I got
Like a pseudo drum to work with
A bit of a gristle bite there not good won't dock it though
That's the best sauce thus far
That's the best sauce thus far, and it's not even close Wow
That's one of those where you sit down and eat 30 of them eat 30 of them and you're just kind of like sitting there like this
and you're like
Hyperventilating because it's not spicy on the first one, but by the 30th you're like kind of dying
That's me with a red lobster seat for the boil. I'm gonna give that
What did I give I give honey a 7 7 that was better I
Said it was the best one by far, but by far just bumps it up a little bit. I'm gonna give it an 8 6
7 7 8 6 and 6 5
What is that do the math
30 only try how many wings do you think you could eat in a sitting one sitting probably 50
No probably 40. I think I'd hit a wall most of every unit is sitting just casually was like 30 and you hit a wall
You hit a wall pretty quick. It's it's easier to eat a bunch of chicken nuggets
Like when you do like the hundred chicken nugget challenge like you could you could get down a lot of chicken nuggets more so than wings
Like 12 the most wings you could eat in one sitting is 12
Next. Oh, this is two. This is Louisiana rub and Cajun. This one's gonna be good.
I'm curious if Cajun's also a rub or a sauce. They're probably, yeah, they're both
rubs. That Cajun looks so fucking good. Wait, hold up. Let me, let me tear this open.
Louisiana Rub and Cajun, which one do we think is which?
This one looks lame as fuck.
These kind of look just naked.
Cajun's red.
So this is Louisiana Rub.
Bro, I'm pretty sure these are just plain wings.
I'm almost certain. Is that sauce? It doesn't even smell. It just smells like a chicken wing.
They have flavor. Okay. Well, we'll try the we'll try the lame one first. I'm I'm assuming this is
This is Louisiana
It's a rub I
I know, but normally you'd still see the rub
Like this isn't a sauce either and I see it's dark red
I mean I taste something it kind of just tastes like a plain wing though. Oh
Should I have gotten plain to just compare wing for wing fuck that would have been a good idea
Just quality the wing itself
Yeah, I
Think that'll just play into the rating of each wing honestly. That was a good way
No sauce though, but I could eat them if there is Louisiana rub on it
Or at least some level of seasoning I
Still liked it better than honey barbecue. Can I bump honey barbecue down?
I think Honey Barbecue makes the wings soggy and gross.
Is that a stupid take?
I don't know what it is because any other sauce on the wing, like the spicy Korean,
it didn't make it feel wet.
It felt just like glazed and good,
but I feel like Honey Barbecue makes the wing feel wet and bad.
I'm gonna bump the Honey Barbecue down to a 6.
So we have a 6, 7.7, 8.
What did I rate the other one than 8, 6?
What did I rate the third one, 8-2?
So we have a, oh no, it was an 8-6.
6, 7, 7, 8-6.
I gotta, I gotta, yo, can,
can somebody write this down?
Can somebody write that down?
Hold up, pinky finger maneuvering here.
I'm gonna open a calculator.
Calc, you waiter.
Okay, we have a 6 plus editor,
to throw up the math on screen.
Six plus 7.7 plus 8.2.
The reason I wanted to bump that down
is because I think this is better than the honey barbecue,
but I gotta give it a six five.
So that's gonna be a six five.
And then this one Cajun, which looks fucking so good.
I think it's just because it's like beat red.
Oh, yeah, that was an eight sex all at a point for my god.
Oh my god.
It's.
What?
Oh.
Nine five.
Oh.
Oh nine five.
Come on.
Oh.
This isn't Cajun if this is Louis whatever one this is is a 9-5
Oh, this is that shit that I get dirty it's starting to get on my mouth I could eat fucking 80 of those
All those are so fucking good 9-5
9-5
Holy fuck
Holy fuck. They're spicy too
Is that Cajun or Louisiana rub Cajun seasoning generally is red
I have to add point four and then a nine five. We have one more laying from Langstop to get their total score
Right now they're at a thirty eight point three thirty eight point three out of a potential fifty
Which isn't bad. I don't want it to be like oh we end the review and they're at like a fucking 42 out of 60
And that's bad. No, that's good
That's fucking amazing. Wow. Hey, when you stop, it comes out swinging on the fucking second to last.
What's this one? This is just a miscellaneous one. There's no, there's no thing on it.
Oh, are these, is this just buffalo? What is this one?
I gotta check my fucking phone. Hold up. Hey, one more thing. I'm sorry, I'm not trying to give buffalo a lot of wings and that to you.
wet wipes. They give you wet wipes. You want to know the craziest marketing scam ever, but
I even fall for it and use it, dude wipes. Dude wipes are any, honestly, any product that
is identical to the base product, but tailored towards a specific sex. Razors for women.
They're just, honestly, I'm going to have to take, I've used a woman's razor before.
Shittier than men's razors just buy men's razors
Women's razors are more expensive with less blades and they're gross
They're just they're they're just fucking bad. They're they're bad quality like if you buy a reusable or not a reusable like
Like a pack of those pink disposable razors versus the blue ones that are for men the men's razors are better and cheaper
They're pink and they they up-price them and they're worse
Anyways, I was saying Dude Wipes. Dude Wipes is just baby wipes, but for men, just buy baby wipes.
But Dude Wipes, I still buy them, and they have some pumpkin spice ones, they make your butt smell nice.
Alright, anyways. I gotta check what this one is. This is the last sauce from, uh, Winkstop.
It's mild. I think I got mild from both.
I don't I'm not I'm not 100% sure I'm that but I think mild mild is generally a popular flavor
Amongst any wing place just because that's what people know
And it's not too spicy, but they like the spice like most people aren't gonna get hot
That cadence making my nose water
Or not my nose water my nose run
Yeah, I'm fucking watering out of my nose right now
What even is mild I?
I
Perceive mild as like a like a watered down Frank's red hot like just like a spicy sauce
But it's not that spicy nicotine butt wipes with that get you high mild
Looks like a regular regular mild wing I've been eating a lot of drums
I feel like you get more of the experience more more than meat
I don't think you can say that.
Can I say mild is kind of boring?
It doesn't taste bad, but it's like you bite into it and you're like, oh, the
flavor is good.
And then it just dies.
or a Louisiana rub or something that's like more flavorful because like it just get a hot wing
Like it's just better
Have a shrunk the way you know
I gotta say should we do a wing size comparison as well
I mean, I don't know. There's like an overall average. This is the wing. Just keep a mental
image. Pretty big wing. Or not a big, big wing. That's a medium sized wing. And I like
a medium sized wing. I went to a diner one time. Or no, it wasn't a diner. It was a
Dive Bar in, um, I think it was South Carolina or North Carolina.
And they didn't charge you.
You want to know a bad wing place, and this is just a Joe Bartake.
And you could say that, I know I haven't rated that yet.
You could say this is just, uh, you know, a bad Joe Bartake, whatever.
I don't care.
If I'm at a restaurant and on the menu, the wings are sold by weight, not,
not count, bad wing spot.
Bad wing spot.
And you could say, oh no, it's because they weigh them out.
They're good. No.
Because then you're going to get four gigundus morbidly obese wings
that are like eating a turkey leg from Disneyland.
I don't want that.
I don't want tiny wings.
I don't want big wings.
That's why I like chain wing spots like Buffalo Wild Wings and Wingstop
because then I get 10 okay sized wings, right?
20, okay, size of wings.
When you eat one of those dinosaur dodo bird chicken legs,
get the fuck out of here with that shit.
I don't want any of that.
Same thing back when I used to be able to eat hamburgers.
If you go to a fucking bar and you order a hamburger
and they bring out the fucking,
the gigundus Krabby Patty and it's this fucking big,
it's a whole pack of ground meat
that they put on a sopping wet bun.
Yuck!
How do you have somebody eat that and go,
yeah, we should serve this on the menu?
Give them a side of a pickle.
Give them a pickle on the side.
Yeah, yeah, I love that.
Oh, and instead of giving them a bottle of ketchup,
why don't we give them 45 ketchup packets?
What's cause people steal the condiments? Oh my god. Yeah, that's a problem. I understand that.
But like, if I'm eating French fries and I have to open 15 fucking ketchup packets and
then put them down and now I'm like, what do I do with all this trash? I just have
It's so stupid
What is this drink gamer stops code bar 10% off sorry
Normally I have a coffee in the morning, but I didn't eat or drink anything don't know if I said that already so
Yeah, anyways, um, we're gonna give mild
God the flavor's fine it's just the spice sucks, but it's mild man. I can't really dock it for that
I'll give it a 6-4
64 slightly below the Louise. Honestly, no, it was as good as Louisiana rub 65
65
Equals 44.8
Wing stops total score for their six best wing flavors at least that I found and I know there's probably gonna be some comments
That are like that's actually not their six most popular
They're among the most popular six of the among the most popular
flavors
Out of 60 not bad moving on to Buffalo Wildlings
We have so much more shit after this of these earth sides
See you know how I to open all those packs. I'm not trying to you know
I'm not trying to go in advice here, but they got an efficiency down at Buffalo Wildlings wing stop
It's like that scene from SpongeBob where they're screening and panicking
trying to like serve papers to each other in like Patrick's brain or some shit.
You missed one. I didn't miss one. I rated six.
Now this is Buffalo Wildlings. Look, six. Six wings. Very simple, and they title them with little stickers.
I enjoy that. I enjoy that.
Now the ones that we have here are Asian's Ink Medium, Parmesan Garlic, Honey Barbecue,
Original Buffalo and Lemon Pepper.
It's just I don't know am I crazy? I'm not I the presentation is better at Buffalo Wildlings
And I know I gotta say this three years ago three years ago not sponsored anymore three years ago
I did an ad for Buffalo Wildlings. They give me a gift card for Buffalo Wildlings. I ran through that shit a
Month not even look at us
You know what I'm not looking forward to
Parmesan garlic.
Come on.
Really?
Why are we?
I know.
And then it's the same thing.
People, you know what actually annoys me?
This is just like such a, such a frat guy thing.
And I have a lot of friends that were in frats, but they'll go, oh,
salt and Vinny.
Yeah, I get the salt and Vinny at fucking Buffalo Wild.
Why are you getting Salt and Vinegar at Buffalo Wild Wings?
You buffoon.
Out of every Salt, you have 24 options,
and you're gonna go, I'm gonna get Salt and Viney.
Ew.
What?
Get something else.
I didn't get this because it wasn't on the most popular,
but the one that I get, it's fucking something jalapeno.
That shit's gas, okay?
What are we gonna start with?
Asian Zing, let's do it.
Asian Zing looks like the spicy Korean I don't want to say this is their
competitor here but it what honestly they look around the same size of wing
because there's just variety here so I can't really dock it one way or another
I think wingstop might be slightly larger hold up
Alright, lock in. Asian Zeng. Almost identical to the spicy Korean now. A flavor I have ordered
before, but I don't really remember.
A core memory I have growing up is going to Buffalo Wild Wings, because my parents are
divorced.
I wouldn't see my dad very often.
a bottle of Wild Wings with my dad.
And I would get way too spicy of a wing for my age
and a cherry limeade.
And I would drink probably three cherry limates
in like 20 minutes.
Just I would be like, yeah, I know I can handle it.
Yeah, give me the mango habanero.
I love the spice.
I'm like 11 years old.
Yeah, I love them.
Yeah, mango habanero is so good.
I'd eat like three wings.
Just be like, just panting.
Vital, thank you for the 10 gift cards.
I'm in my head comparing it to the spicy Korean one, but I can't do that. They have to be their own rating because that's how I'm doing the scoring.
There can't be comparativeness because it fucks it up, so I just got to rate it by itself.
It's good
Very sweet, I I'm again I said I'm not comparing and it's not gonna affect the score
This one sweeter than wing stops around the same spice level
Seven six seven six seven six to start it out. Let's start up the calculator. So I don't forget
Seven six. I have low hopes for this parmesan garlic. Should we get that out of the way?
I don't like I don't like how wet it looks
We'll do a flat for this one. God. It just looks like fucking like splooge or something. It just looks bad
I don't know man. I'm not a I'm not a fan. It looks wet. My nose is running
Yeah, I
Don't know. I don't like cheese. I don't want cheese. Why parmesan garlic. Yeah, they have the at Buffalo Wildlings
They have a garlic barbecue. Why not get that?
Why is this a top flavor? Let's see. I haven't had one of these in years. Maybe it'll change my mind
I'm gonna go in with no bias
All right, all right.
It's very good. Now, it's very good. Now, it's not the type of wing that I would normally
order because there's no spice whatsoever. But I think this is, see, honestly, I'm gonna
hard pivot here. You remember I was complaining about mild and I was like, why the fuck
are people ordering mild? If you order mild, probably just order something like this
Because it's flavorful.
And it's like you're not trying to match some level of spice
that is not existent.
It's good.
I'm going to eat another one.
I'm eating another one just to get a score.
It's not that I'm not trying to be like, oh,
there's going to be a 10.
It's not a 10.
But it's good.
It's good as fuck.
So good
I don't know I'm like being inflicted because I
Still don't think I would order this because there are other sauces that I like more. I like spice on a wing, but
I got to give that like an eight. I got to give that like an eight five. I
Got to give that an eight five. It's better than the Asian thing
The flavors better I like the spice more I like to the spice more from the Asian thing
But that's just like it's a good ass playing man
It's a good ass playing and it's not like you're not back the thing about spice is spice is so good
But you do start getting a ruddy nose and you hit a wall and you know
There's like negatives to it whereas that you can just eat a million of them. So I gotta give it an A5
Hicks just said wings are overrated
Horrible take what's next one medium. Okay, let's get this out of the way. So this is mild now
This buffalo wild wings have medium mild medium mediums more than mild, right?
Like it's it's mild medium hot
So medium should have some level of spice and it does look a little spicier maybe that's just because it's more orange
I
Think my problem with a mild or medium, too is when I was younger I
Used to eat a lot of chicken patties and like frozen foods that you in microwave
And
And mild is very re- mild and honey barbecue is very reminiscent of that bag frozen chicken wings.
You know what I'm talking about? That you heat up in the oven?
So I think it's like a mental blockage where I'm like, oh, these just taste like freezer chicken wings.
They're obviously better because the freezer chicken wings are just dog shit, but...
Turn off the music notes serenading me while I eat my chicken wings
I'm probably gonna eat like what 2,000 calories during this review
It's gonna be a lot
It's better and what did I rate the the mild from wingstop it's at least on par if not slightly better
because they're spicier.
A little spicier.
And the spiciness adds a level of flavor.
Six-five?
I don't think there's seven. I'm going to go six-eight.
Now we have Honey Barbecue.
Ahhhh.
I'm like never ordering this.
I'm never ordering this.
I know it's like a fan favorite.
And it's so honey barbecue.
It's so good.
No.
I'm just also a tiny wing, I will say.
Tiny wing.
You know what I'm going to do?
I have noticed the Buffalo Wild Wings wings
are slightly smaller.
And if that continues into that box,
I may dock a fraction of a point from total score.
I don't think these are baby chickens baby chickens would be like no meat on the bones
You ever think about that, though?
If you order 20 wings off Lats, you killed 10 chickens.
Well, you didn't kill the chickens. They would have died either way.
But if it's chickens and drums, it's a mix. You know, you might have killed, like, five chickens, four chickens.
I've killed a lot of chickens for this review, but they taste good as fuck
I'm just not a fan of honey barbecue, man. Can I say that sex? I'm sorry. I'm sorry
I'm sorry
They're not good. They're not bad. Right if they were bad
They'd be a four right a three of maybe a five a five's middle of the road five's all you did if I'm hungry
and I am hungry. I would eat these more than other things, but they're not that great.
Sex.
Terrible take. I like honey barbecue as a flavor, just not on my chicken wings.
Chicken tenders, I love a honey barbecue. Is that weird?
If I order like chicken tenders or chicken nuggets, honey barbecue, amazing.
If I go to a fast food restaurant and I get chicken nuggets, most of the time I'm getting honey barbecue as my sauce.
But elsewhere, no. Honey mustard. And I got to say this, because I addressed it yesterday,
but I didn't say it today. I'm not doing no rant. You probably noticed. I'm not doing no
ranch. I'm not doing no blue cheese. A wing is good by itself. And before you sit here and go,
Oh, Wingstop's known for its ranch.
Wingstop's known for its ranch.
Why don't you go take a bath in it then?
You fucking ranch dick rider.
Okay?
Wingstop's known for its ranch.
I'm raiding their wings, not their ranch.
I'm raiding the wings in the sauce.
I don't give a fuck about any of that.
A good wing is a wing that stands alone by itself,
which is another reason I should have gotten plain wings
and I'm a jackass that I didn't compare the two.
But, I don't need ranch for a wing.
Oh, I love this, I love this buffalo wing.
Dunk proceeds to dunk it fully
that it is just straight up paint white and they eat it.
You're not even tasting it.
You're just covering it.
Ah, sorry.
I love the spicy wing.
Proceeds to cover all the spice flavor.
Next we have original buffalo and lemon pepper.
These look bigger than the other ones, no?
Some size variety fluctuation, but I won't dock a point.
These are larger, much larger.
Look at this wing.
Fuck, much larger.
Original Buffalo, from Buffalo Wild Wings.
I'm gonna do my method.
Yeah, make fun of me stuttering very salty
bro. I'm high. Yeah, I called
Ron and Jinxie last night.
And they're in New Jersey right now for a marathon of chain
together at the time of this recording.
Him, Ron, and Wose.
And I'm on the phone with them.
I'm so high.
I took one of those mints that I had,
and I've only eaten two ever.
They're 20 milligrams.
I'm at the point of being almost nonverbal.
Don't get high, by the way.
But anyways, I'm so high and I'm playing this video game
and they call me.
And so I'm like texting them back.
Ron starts talking to me.
He goes, helicopter out by you in 20.
You on?
I go, what?
I'm getting you a helicopter.
We're going to Atlantic City.
I go, new, new.
I go, number one, I've said sober.
I'm never getting on a helicopter.
Right. Hearing how many fucking famous people die in helicopter crashes.
And how many people die in helicopter crashes because they're so un fucking safe.
Um, and then on top of that, I know cars are more unsafe than helicopter crashes, blah, blah, blah.
We get into that shit. No, I'll get on a plane.
I'm not getting on a fucking helicopter anyways.
He's like, yeah, we're going to be in Atlantic City where could you come to us?
I'm like you guys are not close to me. They're like, oh, we'll get a PJ. I don't know if they're going to Atlantic City tonight
I don't even know what their plans are, but um
Yeah
Like what are they doing
He was talking to me. He's like you coming. I'm like, bro. No, not right now
So we'll see maybe later. Anyways, uh original buffalo
It is spicy. I feel it on my tongue. It's better than medium. I would say it's
probably on par with Asian Zeng. Not sweet, but it's saltier and spicier. More
about the same level of spice. I'm gonna I'm gonna give it a little last
I'm going to give it a 7-5.
7-5 for the buffalo.
We have one last, which is lemon pepper,
which is very basic.
It's just dry rub, basically.
Or not even a dry rub.
It's just lemon pepper rub, which is dry.
So I guess it is dry rub.
But it's only lemon and pepper.
Lock in.
We already do wingstop.
We did wingstop's wings.
We have sides, dessert, and chicken sandwiches, too.
Bit of a tougher wing here.
I don't know why that is.
I order lemon pepper when I get wings all the time now are they the best no I
I think there are better flavors
But lemon pepper is
A staple okay lemon pepper is a tried and true. It'll never be bad. You know the one thing I will say and
Buffalo Wild Wings if you're watching this I love you guys your lemon pepper sauce is grade a disgusting. Okay, I
Love your place whenever I get wings I go there
You're lemon pepper dry rubs good when I order the the lemon pepper wings and they have a lemon pepper sauce
But that shit is actually a two out of ten. It is fucking gross
Gross I don't know what about it throws me off
It just tastes like artificial like you took like lemon juice and just doused it in like a weird slew of like cum
And because that's the consistency of it. Can I look up the lemon pepper sauce? Also, I'm gonna give those a seven
Lemon pepper is just a staple. I'm pretty sure it wins. No, maybe not if they got a 43.4. What was wing stops?
Oh
My god wingstop one
44.8, you know what carried wingstop there was their Cajun their Cajun. That's it
Because this had better reviews
Buffalo Wildlings was a a better
Consistency of good sauces, but wingstop had a really good one that carried it
That upsets me.
Is it fucked that as the reviewer I want Buffalo Wildwings to win, but that kind of shows that
I'm being unbiased in the sense that like even though I want them to win, Buffalo Wildwings
did lose the sauce round.
I will decry Buffalo Wildwings a little bit here and say that their wings were more
consistently better, but their overall score was worse because Cajun was a 9-5.
That shit was so good.
That shit was so good.
Oh.
I kind of want to, OK, honestly, they're still going to lose.
I'm going to bump lemon pepper up to a 7-5,
giving Buffalo Wild Wings a 43.9.
A 43.9 versus what, a 44.3?
So about evens.
About even Stevens, but Wingstop is currently 1-0.
A lot more to go, though.
A lot more to go, though.
to go though oh I wanted to look up lemon pepper sauce lemon pepper sauce from
Buffalo Wildlings oh god man it's just it looks like fucking dude it looks like
mustard come like it is so gross dude like I don't I don't know why like just
Get lemon pepper dry.
Does this not look gross?
I, and I'm not, I'm a Buffalo Wildlings connoisseur.
I love Buffalo Wildlings.
I hate this sauce.
And I've looked at the reviews.
This is like consistently the worst rated sauce they have.
And I don't know why people get it.
It's too citrusy.
That's the problem.
Lemon pepper, it's a little bit of that lemon tang
and then you get the pepper and the salt,
and like the saltiness from the wing itself.
But the lemon pepper sauce is just so, so lemony.
It's so citrusy.
It's like off-putting.
I feel like I'm eating a chutney,
and that's what I don't like.
All right.
Now let's lock in.
We have a lot more to go.
Let's do side, actually, no, this is what we're gonna do.
We're gonna do the chicken sandwiches, sides, then desserts.
Obviously, you got to round off on desserts.
We have chicken sandwiches.
We have Buffalo Wild Wings chicken sandwich
and Wing Stop chicken sandwich.
I got both of these with nothing but the bun,
the chicken sandwich and the sauce.
I got the hot sandwich from Wing Stop
and I got original hot or original Buffalo
on the chicken sandwich from Buffalo Wild Wings
to try and just have their base spicy chicken sandwich
to be reviewed.
Now, both of these say no pickle.
I want that to be known.
Now, I know something that you guys don't,
but I'm going to show you.
This says no pickle if you read it.
Locker.
No pickle.
It says no pickle.
Wing stop.
What do I get?
What is that? I'm not trying to be the dude from Spongebob that complains about pickles and lies about it. That's a fucking pickle!
I don't want a fucking pickle on my sandwich if I put no pickles and you put a fucking tag that says no pickles on my fucking sandwich. How are you gonna get any pickles?
Oh my god, there's so many of them. Yuck, yuck, yuck, yuck, yuck, yuck, ew, ew, ew, ew, ew, ew, ew, ew.
I hate pickles. I hate pickles. I don't like pickles.
And the bottom's wet and sticking to the sandwich.
This is like a school lunch chicken patty.
I'm not enjoying this one bit.
Let's look at the other one.
That looks dry.
Oh!
Is this just a regular chicken sandwich? No sauce?
Oh, my god, you guys have both screwed it.
This is bad.
This is bad.
One of them is going to take.
It's literally which one's going to be less gross.
This looks dry, and this looks wet and disgusting.
Both of the buns are about the same.
OK, there's going to be pickle flavor.
I got to get over it.
Oh, my god.
Original hot chicken sandwich from Langstop.
One bite.
You can tell that from the bottom. It's wet. It's wet. No crunch, right now. I think we're
We're going to have the reverse problem here from good old B-dubs, but you see how there's
like a noticeable crunch that's going to occur when I bite into this?
It looks kind of too dry, but at the point of being like, okay, this is going to have,
you know, like I'm eating a fried chicken sandwich.
This, this, this is just wet chicken, wet chicken patty, wet chicken patty.
That's what this is.
Yuck.
One more bite.
That's ass.
That's ass.
I got to say this, too.
That's worse than a McDonald's spicy chicken sandwich.
That's saying something.
I'm not even giving them a score.
It's just which is better.
I'll give them a score after.
Broasted ungrateful.
I bought this.
How am I ungrateful for something that I paid for?
Buffalo Wild Wings chicken sandwich.
This looks like it has actually no sauce.
There is seasoning, but it's like that one was spicy.
This is probably just gonna be plain.
I think I might have fucked up the order.
That or they fucked it up, who knows?
Let's get this big bite here.
it's better it's better it's like Kentucky fried chicken like it's got that crunch to
It's not okay. Tell me I'm biased. That's better. I'd rather eat that
Even though it's dry
You're telling me you'd rather have this wet chicken patty
Then this I know this is red and so this appeals to your fucking subway surfers brain more, okay
Let's disregard that
Let's disregard that
This is going to be this is dry. Yeah, but look
It's seasoned it's like eating popcorn chicken
That no
Hmm
Both not great
Six five four five I'll save that one
That one's gross food waste out food waste kids in Africa could be eating that
Out food waste out food waste I I put water in an envelope and send it to
Africa
fucking idiot
Fix your camera my camera's fine
Anyways one one my nose is bleeding
It's dry outside. I said it falls in the air
falls in the air. It's dry outside now. I get nosebleeds all the fucking time.
time. Do we sit here and wait? It'll affect the review. It'll affect the review because
one of my nostrils is clogged. Go get a tampon. I already shoved the tissue up my nose.
Somebody said, hi, Mari. Is Mari in chat? Awkward.
Or are you saying hi to your friend, Mari? What is with people doing that? Why are you saying
high to your friend in chat. Checking? Bleeding still? You guys probably saw that.
It's still bleeding. Not that much. We're gonna let it see. We're gonna see if it drips.
You ever woken up with a nosebleed? That's the worst. That's happened probably twice to me ever.
You wake up covered in like a little pool of blood.
That doesn't happen to me in like eight years
That was like middle school. Oh, I just blew a blood clot. I just blew a blood clot. Yuck
All right, we're good
We're good moving on moving on
throw that down
chat
chat chat chat chat
is one one. We have sides and desserts left. Now the sides that we have from
Wingstop are corn on the cob, french fries, and the sides that we have from
Buffalo or Buffalo Wild Wings, our cheese curds, the french fries, and potato
wedges. Now the fries from Wingstop came like that. Just need that to be known.
They just came like that. The corn, undressed as you could see, looks immaculate, I will say.
And then we have three sides from Buffalo Wild Wings. Now, the one thing that I'm kind of knocking or not even knocking,
the one thing that I have to take into account is that the cheese curds have been sitting out where they're probably not ghillie on the inside anymore.
anymore. It's probably more hard cheese. So, I think I'm going to eat these first and we'll do wingstop second this time instead of the reverse. We've been starting with wingstop this time. We're going to start with buffalo wild wings.
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I'm gonna eat the extra wings. I the people that are spanning food waste
The only thing that I will throw out is that gross-ass chicken sandwich and maybe these cold-ass fries
I'm gonna eat the wings
The wings after this are going in my refrigerator and they will be eaten at two in the morning
Probably in my bed like a goblin. Okay. Let me be a hundred percent honest with you, Scotty
I'll be watching a squeaks Vod at two in the morning eating these wings in my bed on my lap
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What do you mean like your co-workers are just fucking disappearing? What?
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Going to Wild Wings tonight any drink recommendations?
You got to try a beer
What beer you got to try beer if you turn 21. Yeah, I get him everybody likes mixed ranks, bro
Come on. Everybody likes mixed ranks
Get a beer. Don't get an IPA
Somebody said IPA bro that's the method no if you get an IPA you're never gonna like beer. Don't get an IPA
Get like get like a if they have like a mango cart get that if you like mango
That's like a light beer that is actually technically an IPA, but it's like a 4% it's good
Don't get a Guinness. What's like a good starting beer
For people that don't like beer or I've never had beer
Get a course light
Miller light
Modelo, Modelo double line?
Corona's ass. Hot take, hot take! Corona's shit.
Corona is dog poop, land sharks better.
Tecate is better. Modelo is better. Corona is the
shill of Mexican beers.
Pacifico is better. Corona is a beer that I could drink on a beach with a line when it's ice cold and that's it.
Every other fucking Mexican beer I could drink at any occasion in any scenario.
Just Secces. That's probably the best. Hey, if you want to skip on B-Dubs, go to Chinatown and have a sing-tow.
That's probably the best beer you're gonna you're gonna ever have it in your entire fucking life
Skip on that go to go to Chinatown in New York or Philadelphia or San Francisco or San Diego
wherever the fuck and get a sing towel
TSI and GTO sing towel
It's a good fucking beer anyways, Wisconsin cheese curds
Hello
Yuck, I don't like that when they're clumped up like that. I'm gonna eat a little one like this
They're good now
How this is going to work
We're doing the best versus the best the best side versus the best side okay, cuz I have three sides and two sides
So little unfair. These are the only two sides. They have outside of like loaded fries
Which is just french fries. Okay, but you put fries you put cheese on them or just fucking cheese fries, you know
These are good
Rate them they're a little cold
because they've been sitting out and we did the wings first I'm actually really happy we did the wings first the wings were hot when I was eating them and that's the best that's the best case scenario the sides being a little colder who cares you know
They're like eight eight out of ten their cheese curds bro come on it's cheese and and and fry batter
They're fucking great
Cheese curds are like a top a top side dish can I say that or top appetizer just like a good Wisconsin cheese curd check janky stream
What are they doing?
Yeah, it might be glove time bro. Oh my god, they're almost at the end
were you able to touch his penis?
I know.
Ew.
I'm not going to lie.
These past three days...
I've been some of the best days of my life.
Is he getting emotional?
Yo, Jinxi is a bottom, they even the five gifted.
Yeah, I've been having a great I've been having a great time guys. You know, she's the bottom for the vibe gifted. Oh my god. Okay
next
Regular french fries and potato wedges from up a lot of wings the ratings don't matter
It's just bass versus bass so the ratings actually do matter because it's whatever I rate as best going against the other one
A little flop on the fry here, a lot of seasoning, though.
I don't know if you could see.
Seasoning's very centralized, though,
around half of the fries.
A little underdone.
Seven.
Seasoning's good.
I feel like I'm being very generous.
are both you know pretty good places so I'm not going to be I'm not going to be
too crazy on the reviews jakesy's calling you what do you mean he needs me
what does he say he's not calling me now I'm pulling up a stream I just tabbed
out of it
for change together I'm not playing feed me after midnight yeah no you can't be
around schools legally own a reptile brother not even talking about me
yeah throw it in some only for that yep all right anyways next we have the
potato edges. Now, tell me these don't look gas. Tell me these don't look gas. Okay. Now,
another hot take. French fries will always be worse than a good potato wedge. A well-seasoned
Potato wedge is better like look at that. Oh
Like they're very potato-y but they're crunching this easing it works, you know
It's like I'm eating baby potatoes. That's how it feels
They're so good are so good and they're cold and they're good
8-5. Now, the fries from Wingstop I don't think are going to be an 8-5, but everybody
hypes up the corn, which I've actually never had. So, we'll see. What are your thoughts
on Tater tots versus fries.
I think that's a bad comparison comparable to like onion rings versus fries because I feel
like more places offer onion rings versus Tater tots.
Like you usually have more of a decision at a restaurant between onion rings and french
fries versus Tater tots and french fries.
But I would rather have a fry than a Tater tot.
I think a Tater tot is a if I'm in the mood thing.
You know, I think a Tater tots, if I'm in the mood, French fries, it's whatever.
And all Tater tots are the same.
Can I say that?
Maybe I just haven't had enough variety in Tater tots, but every time I've had a Tater
tot, it's the same.
Every Tater tot is a frozen Tater tot that they're throwing in it.
Like they're not making them themselves.
You know, every tater tots like a bag of tater tots that they're throwing into a fryer.
That's how it feels at least.
I would say French fries.
Onion rings have the highest level of variability out of any side ever.
You could get an onion ring that is the size of a hockey puck.
You could have shoestring onion rings.
You could have regular onion rings.
You could have beer battered onion rings.
are they kind of show the vibe of the restaurant you're at or onion pedals. Yeah, a blooming onion,
a blooming onion, that's fucking bang. I'd eat a blooming onion over french fries any day of the
fucking week. Okay. If we were doing an outback versus Texas Roadhouse versus Longhorn Steakhouse
review. Now I, oh, the blue, the onions would be 80% of the segment. My God, they're good.
But that's the thing. Onion rings could also be actually terrible. I think the
ceiling for onion rings is higher than a french fry, but I think the floor is also a lot lower.
Now we have wingstop. This one looks really good. So I'm going to eat this one and this one,
This long one.
That's a long floppy fry.
Half cooked, half undercooked.
And it looks like there's a hair on it.
There is.
There's a hair.
I won't dock points.
Most people would dock points.
I'm not going to.
I'm not a guy that freaks out about hair.
Why are they sweet?
It's a little off-putting
Is that normal they're not sweet potatoes sweet potatoes would be orange
Why are wings that fries sweet they have a seasoning blend with sugar I
Don't know if I like that
I'm pausing the music.
I don't know if I like that.
That reminds me of Sonics on YenRings.
And I'm not a fan of sweet seasoning on something
that I perceive that should be savory.
They're not bad.
It's a little bit like this looks actually like a sugar glaze.
This one right here, oh god, look how wet that is.
Like it's glistening.
It's glistening
I don't know what's a rate these
They're not bad, but they're like
It's like a shock
That I that they're sweet like there's not there's not really a saltiness to them
It's like I'm eating sweet french fries
Crunchy versus soggy
The potato wedges were good. I don't think they're beating the potato wedges
I'll just give them a six five because the potato wedges were an eight five
I think if anything's beating the potato wedges, it's this and this corn looks good as fuck
This corn looks good as fuck and most people hype up the corn at Wingstop
I've never actually had it and I like how it's in these mini hockey pucks so I
could just eat it
Well-seasoned
Well-seasoned very well-seasoned oh my gosh look at that and I mean like perfect cook now
Like I mean there's a little bit of black, but like sometimes you just kind of want that
Like it's a perfect caramelization
On the outside. Are do you think these are grilled? I wonder how they make these
Eat the center the center's hard jackass have you ever eaten a fucking corn on the cob
Damn
There's bias here or there's bias here I'm a bit of a corn fanatic I fucking love corn
That's good.
That's really good.
I'm not eating the center.
Stop saying eat the center.
Now are they better than the potato wedges?
This is actually a thinker here.
I feel like they're both really good in their own right.
It's knowing the difference between them.
Talk, man.
Should I just rate the top two from Buffalo Wildwings
and then verse that as a score versus these two?
Or am I really pinning the best versus the best?
Because here's the problem,
is I think the corn might be better than the potato wedges,
but the fries are far worse than the potato wedges
and the fucking cheese curds combined.
Cause that might change who wins.
We'll do points because I think points make sense
because that's what we were doing in every other one.
For desserts I have two desserts versus one so I'll just do best versus the old me for
Wengstop, but I think because I have two sides and three sides
I could just do top two versus the two that they have I
gave that a seven
Wait, what did I give? What did I give this the sweet fries now? I gave it a six I
Give this sex
Six five I'll give these a nine
Six five and a nine. That's 15 five. I gave the the French fries an eight five and
What did I give the cheese curds? I?
Did not give the cheese curds a six. I gave them an eight
So it's 16 five so Buffalo Wild Wings wins
two one I
I think it was best versus best the the the corn on the cob wins, but I gotta say this is a restaurant versus restaurant review
It's unfair if corn on the cob beats
Potato wedges when this is the only fucking side they have
There are so like I didn't order everything from Buffalo Wild Wins
And I know I'm biased and I know I want Buffalo Wild Wins to win
But like dude Buffalo Wow, this is the only side that they have outside of french fries the only one
At least at the wingstop I went to it's just lack of variety man. That's what it is
But you can't just have like I don't know I that in that that bothers me also these wings need to move down here
They're not wings, they're eyes.
They're only the same.
Okay.
Walk in.
Those are going in the trash.
I'm letting you know that.
The wings are staying.
The other fucking sides are staying.
The fries are trashed.
All right.
Now,
it's 2-1.
And we are on
to the final.
How about if we go 2-2?
I didn't think about that.
There's only four categories.
Then we compare prices.
It's hard to compare prices because I ordered 10 more wings
from Wingstop.
And I ordered more sides from Buffalo Wildwings.
Oh, you just do point total.
Yeah, that works.
Oh my God, I don't know.
We'll see.
All right.
For desserts, we have the following.
From Wingstop, the only dessert.
Holy shit, this is unhealthiest fuck.
The only dessert is the triple chunk chocolate brownie.
From Buffalo Wildwings, they have like five desserts.
order two. One to match the brownie, the chocolate chunk brownie. Same shit. And then I also got
the thing that spoke to me. Cheesecake
with caramel sauce. I'll eat that last. We're going to compare both of these first. Now
Now, this is prepackaged, this is also packaged
and has a nutrition label,
but it looks like they made this today.
Does that make sense?
Like this is already boxed, ready to go.
This one was put in a bag sealed with a time
it was prepared at 10, 23 a.m.
So they made this in the morning.
So this is technically fresher from Wingstop.
It's very goopy. Look at this. Barely any pull, and it separates. It kind of looks more like a cake than a brownie.
Oh.
That's a fudge brownie, all right.
Oh
Nine five here's the problem is I love dessert I
Actually think this will be worse, but I'm curious how the cheesecake will be because this came prepackaged
But I need a palate cleanser because I have fucking chocolate all in my mouth right now
Compare how rich the chocolate is. That's the plan. That's the plan here. Also, I have a lot of chocolate crumbles.
Here we go. Buffalo Wild Wings Brownie. We compare the nutrition facts. Oh, well, this one actually is a little bit more saturated.
Brake test, identical. Also they look exactly the same. On the inside. What if
these are just the same brownie just packaged differently from the same
from the same like chain supplier? They just serve the same exact one. Now they
do look a little different.
Hmm. Okay.
More brownie e less fudgy that's more like a fudgy cake
All right, Buffalo Wild Wings brownies
Gerardelli brownies. Yeah, or how do you say it? Yes, Gerardelli Gerardelli is that you say it I
Have to throw these out that you got
You can say food waste that's diabetes in a fucking square. Holy shit. I just ate a full brownie
Gerard Kelly
Nine
So right now if this cheesecake doesn't get a nine five
Wingstop wins dessert
Do we think this will get a 9-5?
If it matches, that could be a tie, and Buffalo Wild Wings wins.
It's not fair. It is. They have one dessert.
And to be fair, it's a good one.
They have one dessert.
Now, I'm about to do something you guys might not like, but I don't have any utensils on
me.
I'm hitting a wall right now.
I know I said multiple times this was the first thing that I've eaten today, but I've
I've eaten about 2,000 calories and chicken wing sides
and desserts.
I've hit a bit of a wall.
And it's only 3 PM.
So one more bite.
I didn't get enough of the caramel.
We're going to do this one here.
Have you won an accurate depiction
of how Jack Pembroke offered me cheesecake on the cruise
at three in the morning.
This is how it looked.
Cheesecake?
Nobody said it like this.
He said it.
And he handed it to me.
That's his gut.
Is it a 9-5 good?
Bro, if you're going to spam food waste, just leave the stream. Oh my god.
Oh my god. You're spamming food waste, just leave the stream, brother.
All right. Anyways, I don't think it's a 9-5.
I don't think it's a 9-5. I think it's a 9. And I can't be biased here. If I want to go,
yeah, it's 9-5. It's not. It's a 9. It's as good as the brownie. Which means that it's 2-2.
Which means we have to go to total score so
Let's do it
We're adding everything up but everything of the best I'm not gonna add 18 for desserts because there's two nines
It was a nine for Buffalo Wildlings for dessert
plus 16
Point five for sides the chicken sandwiches
Boy did no no wingstop just loses wingstop just loses
Check pen oh
My god, did one of my mods do a doc how you're a fucking goat or it is this a chatter
Yeah, the chicken sandwich, I gave it a 4.
Do we void the chicken sandwiches?
I think Buffalo Wild Wings wins either way.
Because if you look at this, if you look at this, right now, Wingstop for Wings had a
total of 44.8, sides 15-5, brownie 9-5, chicken sandwich.
If we do add it, it only hurts Wingstop.
Buffalo Wild Wings loses Wings by about a point.
sides. Oh
You can't add it. You can't add that now. You have to do 16 you have to do 16 so 16.5 to 155
So right now on sides and wings Buffalo Wild Wings is up by point one
Into the disc we have to add the chicken sandwiches
Because if I don't include the chicken sandwiches wingstop wins, but wing stops chicken sandwich was far worse than Buffalo Wild Wings
That's not bias, it's bias to not include it.
If I was on the side of Wingstop and I went, we're just going to avoid the chicken sandwiches.
That's bias.
Bias is not adding it.
Bias is not adding it because right now you're saying it's bias because you know I want
Buffalo Wild Wings to win, but if I was on Wingstop's side and I go, we're just
going to avoid the chicken sandwich.
It's because it got a fucking four.
Cuz it was a you want to see the chicken take
It's too far in the tracks it's disgusting I was gonna pick it out
I was gonna pick it out too far in the trash. It's too far in the trash. I was gonna pick it out
It is a freezer patty. It's gross
Buffalo Wild Wings wins
If I disinclude this they lose by point four
But with the chicken sandwich they win by like four a four-point swing or a three-point swing
Buffalo Wild Wings is the winner, but barely I will say
Buffalo Wild Wings wins, but barely
Wingstop had the best wing
Buffalo Wild Wings had the most consistent wings
Buffalo Wild Wings had
Better variety in sides and better consistency in sides.
Wingstop had corn on the cob.
Chicken sandwich.
Wingstop should be set on fire for that chicken sandwich.
That shit was disgusting.
Okay, get rid of that.
Get it off the menu.
Let's reduce the menu item by even one more.
Okay, I just served wings in the fucking brownie.
That's all you need.
Wing brownie, get rid of the fries.
Wingstop, let me help you out here.
Let's cut the menu down even a little bit more.
Wingstop, all you need to serve is your wings,
Your corn on the cob and the brownie.
That's it.
Don't serve anything else.
Buffalo Wild Wings.
Maybe get rid of the lemon pepper sauce,
even though we didn't review it.
I just got to say that.
I don't know what you guys are doing.
I don't know why you have the lemon pepper sauce.
I should have gotten it just to show it.
But it's disgusting.
I don't know why you guys serve that.
Everything else, you know, pretty good.
I think the worst score, worst score, best score of the day
was Wingstop, Brownie 9-5, Cajun Wing 9-5.
Worst from Wingstop was the four out of 10 chicken sandwich.
Best from Buffalo Wild Wings was the nine desserts
and the garlic Parmesan Wings.
John Wings. Wow. The garlic parm wings did the best for them and the potato wedges also got an 8
5. The garlic parm wings, which I was dissing heavily, which I said were terrible before I ate them.
And they were the best ones. The underdog, some may say. I'm pretty happy with that review.
I think that was a fun review.
It's up wait hold the fuck up. I gotta read that chat. Oh
W review. Yeah, that was good. That was some BS. It's not bias
It's not by it was a clip bro. It would be biased
You want to actually know what I could have done
I could have just ate all the wingstop and go like that gross three
Ah gross three. I'm not gonna do that, right?
but I
I do like Buffalo Wild Wings more, but Wingstop, they really surprised me and they lost, but barely.
I think if we do, admittedly, I think Buffalo Wild Wings wins this, but if you remove the chicken sandwich, Wingstop wins.
I think the chicken sandwich was gross. Actually gross. And AND they gave me pickles!
Who's forgetting that and I said on no pickle and I said no pickle on the tape
no pickle guess what five pickles not one not two five five pickles pretty
generous for the pickle count mind you if I was a pickle fan I would be pretty
hype I'm not hyped about it though because I said no pickle no pickle
None and
Buffalo Wild Wings was more organized. You can say that's biased but come on if you watch back the review everything was
Packed neatly. I feel like a little nauseous right now. Is that bad? I think it's because I just ate absolute garbage to start my day
Oscar for the three I'm struggling with depression. I have no friends. They think I'm weird
I have no school
But versus I tried jumping off a railing my friends think I'm doing all this for attention
I drink and I wanna kill myself more and more every day.
I wanna let you know that you mean everything to me.
Your YouTube videos got me through the past three years.
I can't do this anymore.
I'm sorry for ruining the mood.
Love you Joe, goodbye.
Please get help man.
I wish you the best.
I'm sorry that you're going through stuff
and I'm sorry that you have shitty friends
but you need to find a new friend group
and you need to get genuine help man.
Suicide's never the answer to your problems.
Call 988 in a moment of urgency.
Those of you who suicide hotline
if you live in the US,
if you don't live in the US,
What is the international suicide outline?
You could Google it and talk to them there.
I'm sorry, I can't help you with your individual problems,
and I'm glad I've been able to entertain you the past three years.
But please don't kill yourself or
tell a streamer that you're going to kill themselves right before.
I think you're in a very bad mental space right now,
Oscar, and I think you need just genuine serious help.
I'm not saying this in a mean way.
I'm not saying this in a way to make you feel bad.
I'm trying to genuinely help you out here, Oscar.
The message you just sent me is indicative
that you obviously are going through problems
and you know that,
but I think that you need to genuinely get professional help
or talk to your parents or, you know,
someone that's able to help you.
My family thinks I'm doing this for attention.
Well, I mean, genuinely go to them and say,
hey, I need fucking therapy, get me therapy,
please help me in some way.
I don't know you or your family,
But outside of that man, there's got to be people you can talk to.
Uh, and you're saying you have no school.
What does that mean?
Like you dropped out of school.
I don't, I don't understand.
Julius, cold and elf the sub.
Xander swap laser uncle, sir, mx, a x Oscar for the three vision and Colby for
the sub Phoenix and jump with the sub dig and reverse for the three.
Now Phoenix dig Eva, uh, cry Brian, uh, it's Richie and who for the three.
Johnny, twits, erk, think of the five gift is our Maddie, a really
Hunter, Tonk, Vibe, WRN, Vandal Rose Food,
UF Bog, Evil, Brado, Zink, Think of the Thray,
Truck over the Sub, Love, Think of the Thray,
Brady, Think of the Sub, CK and Tarpon,
Think of the Thray, Z-Killer for the Thray.
I turned 18 on the 28th and I realized
what do Americans do on their 18th?
Literally nothing.
WX, Liam, Forza, CK, Hedge, Itz,
and Forza for the Sub, buy a scratch off ticket.
BMO, Kaz, Bray, and Spear for the Thray.
Cold of joy is to the sub Oscar though get help man suicide's not the answer brother. I
Can't really help you outside of that, but I wish you the best
But yeah, you need help
Like I'm not and I don't know I just I I
I get that people come to me for help, and I get that you are as well.
But if you're at the point of telling a Twitch streamer you're going through something like that,
and you're telling them you're going to kill yourself, and when you say goodbye,
like, please go get help, man.
I don't—I don't—
you apologize for ruining the mood, and then actively tell me you're going to kill yourself,
and goodbye.
Like, how am I supposed to react to that, Oscar?
You know?
I'm just saying from my perspective.
I'm not trying to, I'm not making this about me.
I really want you to get help.
But you just came into Joe Bartolosi's Twitch chat
and said, you're going to kill yourself right now, goodbye.
Right?
Like, what the fuck am I supposed to say to that?
Outside of, hey man, get help.
Right?
I'm not saying it's weird.
I'm saying he's, you're just not OK mentally right now.
You need to go get help.
And I know it's easier said than done.
And I know it kind of feels like I'm just pushing you off
and basically telling you to go fucking, you know, fuck off.
But that's not what it is.
It's more so, I have no idea who you are,
and I don't know what you're going through specifically.
You could tell me in a broad paragraph,
hey, this is what's happening,
but at the end of the day, I can't really fix your problems.
I'm a 24-year-old Twitch streamer,
I'm not a therapist or a psychiatrist.
All I can tell you is that life is worth living.
You're probably fairly young,
you're saying you have no school,
I don't know if you dropped out or what's going on,
but there has to be somebody that's able to help you
and enable you to help yourself as well.
I wish he the best. Life is worth living, man.
Salty thank you to thousands of buddies.
Winkstop relies too much on their ranch.
Hot take is not even good ranch.
See, I'm glad I didn't do the fucking ranch.
Is the ranch that good from Winkstop?
Set in cold for the sound band of the three.
Happy birthday.
Omar and Schnagel thank you for the sound.
All right, chat.
That actually was quicker than I thought it would be.
We will do a react.
Maybe like one or two I'll see.
I gotta go put this shit away though.
So you gotta give me like two minutes.
I'll play a song for you all.
Oh
you
Thank you.
This looks off, doesn't it?
I feel like I need to zoom in more.
Oh, dude, that dog Daisy never comes in this room now
unless I have food.
You see that shit?
The lettuce muck bang in the wing review.
She pulls up.
She's just like, oh yeah, there's food.
OK, I'm here.
She's old?
Yeah.
No, she's getting old.
She's got the gray in her face now.
We were talking about that during the lettuce review.
Amy, take it with a five.
Hope you have a good day.
Would you ever stream with Kase if you get a chance?
Yeah.
Or do another stream, you mean?
Yeah, for sure.
Dude, are we going to wait for like a horror game
or some shit?
Sorry, I have chicken in my teeth.
Shark, take it with a five.
Have you ever tried wingsnob?
No, Kirby and absolutely for the sub. What is that?
Pennant, Leo, Uu, Amaya, Omar, Angel, Uu,
Snaggle, take it with a sub.
Dana, take it with a three and Salty, take it with a thousand bitties.
All right.
Opinion on me getting the tattoo you have on your peck.
Get something unique to you.
Because check this out.
You're talking to somebody.
Oh, life is only precious because it ends.
Where did you get that?
Oh, I saw it on Joe Bartolozzi, the Twitch streamer's chest, so I got it.
It's different if it's like, um, you get, you change it in a way, you know?
Obviously, I have Memento Mori on my ribcage, and everybody has that,
What it's like, I got it with the roses.
You can get it in some way.
Like change it up, you know?
Like you can get life as only precious because it ends,
but get like a design with it or change the font.
Like don't get the same exact thing.
You know what I mean?
Today's thank you to the five or five gifteds.
All right.
Reverse thank you to the three.
What's your favorite fast food of all time?
Fast food place?
Dave's hot chicken.
David's hot chicken favorite fast food item. I don't know. I feel like place Dave's hot chicken now Kirby absolutely
I'm space taking the five gift. It's really thinking of the three dude. I think I just ate like 5,000 milligrams of sodium
Like I feel like I could just drink an endless amount of water right now. Oh
My god. All right. Do you want to watch that reckless bang thing?
He finally released that documentary, I was going to say if you could watch the reckless
band thing and then maybe one more thing, let me pull up to you because I didn't really
know how long that would take.
So I didn't like pre-planned reacts for today.
We'll do that and we could do the insufferable french ribs, the one that we were going
to watch on what causes the constantly lose brain cells.
We can watch that one ever
It's not really time time-based
R3 boosted a dirt chewy and w2 of the sub the company funding a global human trafficking ring
This is part two of a reckless Ben video
He posted the first part
Was it like three days ago or four days ago?
And it's about this company that what is the name of the company they run like an air conditioning fucking
You know business and what is the name of the company?
business in like LA or California or some shit and the owner the CEO is like
involved with this cult like it not really called like cult of two people
that believe their gods and their followers bring them like minors to have
sex with or some shit editor belief that because that'll probably get this
fucking age-restricted um ideal living yeah and uh apparently one of them got
arrested in ideal living or like the people within that like helped the guy
escape to like mexico and he's still not found or something i don't fucking know
so now this is like about that my name is myra and i'm always so she used to
work for ideal living or
My name is **** I'm an anonymous West Cockroach Octopus, the blower. Therefore, in this story,
my name is Cockroach Octopus. I was the former senior brand manager for Air Doctor and Aquatru
at Ideal Living. These are the offices of Ideal Living situated on the iconic Ventura
Boulevard. This is the CEO of the company, Peter Spiegel, my former boss. And this
is Katie Williams, Peter's life partner and co-CEO.
These two are considered pioneers
of the infomercial industry.
I knew that Peter and Katie sold the air doctor air purifier
and the aqua true water purifier
because my friend Myra was the brand manager
for both of these brands
that made over $200 million while she was in charge of them.
See, that's so weird though
because I've never even heard of this product.
Like how old is the air doctor?
This fucking shit made two hundred million dollars in the time that she alone worked there like what I mean
$200 million in a corporation sense is it that crazy because it's like, you know
There's companies that rake in billions of dollars that you've never heard of but I
Don't know. I feel like a water purifier. I'd be like, oh, this is like the competitor of Brita
You know, everybody has a bridge it one in chat if you have a fucking Brita filter
I have a Brita filter everybody has a fucking Brita filter. That's like what people use for for water. Yeah
What Peter would have me do is not only do work for the company, but then occasionally there would be duties
I would have to do that were related to his religious organization
It was a known fact by many employees over years that they belong to this organization, but they presented it as a
Hindu charitable organization
That was not the full truth.
It's so odd her job was even involved with this now.
Like I feel like if you sign up for a job, you have a head position, you know,
working for an air purifying company and then some of your side jobs have to do
with working for like a Hindu temple.
Would that not be some breach of a law in itself?
where it's like, oh, now I'm like working for a religious establishment, like I'm doing work involved.
Maybe I guess it's because it's under the idea of like philanthropy.
So it's not like they're forcing a religion on you.
One night, actually, I don't know. I don't know the rules in that sense of like job description versus what they're allowed to make you do.
I was talking to Myron.
Yeah, take it out of sub only.
only BTX flop just 09 and not for the sub Z take over the five
Briar and I pixel thing if it's up blue and even the sub booze and down with the sub
Relic of the sub space for the five. I was the one in an abusive RTC. It's getting touched out of you and look
Look it up Artemis adolescent healing center in Tyson, Arizona. What is it getting shut down for?
Just like abuse in general. What do you mean RTC or about her work at ideal living and she
She told me her boss Peter had a bad day because someone stole a- I gotta remind.
One night I was talking to Myra about her work at Ideal Living and she told me her boss Peter
had a bad day because someone stole a base of ashes from his safe and that the ashes
could have been his swami's ashes.
I had no idea what she was talking about.
I asked for the name of Peter's organization and went home.
But that crazy story about an urn of ashes started me on a journey that would uncover
that Peter's company, Ideal Living, was a front for a global sex trafficking ring.
What was it like when you found out Ideal Living was tied to a human trafficking ring?
Because you were one of the first people to find out.
And so the next day, Myra went to work and I went on Google.
Just Google, and I started to search.
The first thing I saw was a picture of my friend, Myris Boss, Peter Spiegel, hanging
out with a guy in an orange leisure suit.
That's the guy that got arrested and then fled to Mexico, right?
It's covered that this guy calls himself a god walking on Earth.
This guy's name is Kripalu, and he also calls himself a Jagaguru.
There have been only four Jaguar Gurus in the last 4,000 years, and the last one lived in
the 14th century.
I discovered that this guy, Kripalu, found a scam and ran with it.
How is he god level?
I don't think that Kripalu is a god of the universe.
I think he's more of a...
Oh really?
So I don't actually think this guy's a living god.
Not under eyes.
like the most prolific child
molester in human history.
I was scouring history and
the Internet for proof and
found a bunch of articles
written by a guy named
Eric Dexheimer, who was a
writer for the Austin
American statesman and was
completely obsessed with
the cult from 2008 to 2012.
Writing a bunch of all
it's been going on that long.
Holy shit. Articles offering
concrete details of how
this thing was funded,
maintained and facilitated
child abuse. I thought I had found documentary proof that could take down the cult. But over
the next year as the cult was trying to silence me through a TRO, I noticed that Dexheimer's
articles were getting taken down off the internet. I discovered the cult had a web strategy.
Myra had told me that right when she started to work as his assistant, Peter told her
that he had just hired ReputationDefender.com to scrub his name from the internet.
I
Don't know if
Like Norton VPN
Reputation defender is going to scrub this guy off the internet the way that you think it will you know I
I'm not doubting this guy was scrubbing his name off the internet
That's why I think it's really hard to find Peter Spiegel
But I think that he's probably paying a private company that isn't a chain-based business
Like these businesses like Norton or aura or like any of these
Jinxies calling give me a second. Let me finish my thought here chat any of these companies. They do what they say
They're gonna do but not to the extent that like
You're a billionaire and they're removing you off Google like it would be way different
You know every single person's like you keep calling. You keep calling. Can you calling you?
Jinxies not calling me
you
Yo, where is a stonia at jazz in Europe a stonia's in Europe like you guys are throw back and sub only like actually
That's this is why I do this. This is why I do this
This is an example of why I do this just flat out misinformation
from fucking 30 percent of Chad here
Lock in. If he calls me, he calls me. A whole fucking pal of me.
Defender.com, to scrub his name from the internet. Luckily, a website dedicated to preserving the
truth about religious abuse kept the articles on their own web.
He was just talking about going to this casino and said you'd probably be down.
But why does chat then come into my chat and go jinx these calling?
That's not what he said or did.
What is happening?
Why is that like a thing that people do now?
Where if a streamer mentions another streamer,
they go into that chat and go,
they're calling you.
No, they're not.
He just mentioned me.
Site.
It's called Bishop Accountability.
Walk in.
Name from the internet.
Luckily, a website dedicated to preserving the truth
about religious abuse kept the articles
on their own website.
It's called Bishop Accountability,
and it was meant to be an archive and research tool
centered around religious abuse.
I kept digging, and I found high court cases
involving Kripalu in India
that included allegations of rape
and kidnapping of three little girls.
It went all the way to the Indian Supreme Court,
but the Bombay High Court wondered
why the little girls didn't say the rapes hurt,
and asked why the little girls kept visiting Kripalu.
Kripalu told them he was a reincarnation of Lord Krishna and that the abuse was a blessing.
What?
Relievably, the Bombay High Court dismissed the case against Kripalu.
Oh my God.
Why did you go back and he said that it was a blessing?
I want to read that.
Hold up.
What he was doing with them was in the nature of prasad of God and by such acts they were
really blessed.
So he admittedly had sex with them.
A guy who calls himself a God walking on earth is allowed to get away with child abuse.
Kripalu is the God of this cult.
But then I found another swami.
This guy's name is Prakashinan Saraswati and he's the cult saint and co-founder.
Do you think that they think they're God?
Like, I never under, we talk about this,
we watch so many videos on cults.
And I'm going, does he think that he is God?
Or is this just a ruse from some psychopath
that's like, I'm gonna pretend to be a jog of guru
so I can get like, you know, money, fame,
and then do weird shit with people, and it's fine.
India has like 300 million gods. No, India does not 300 million gods. Hinduism has a very large variety of gods depending on what type of Hindu you are or Hindi person you are.
But, Kim saying he is a reincarnation of Krishna is a pretty big deal, like, that's a big claim
to say you're a reincarnation of Krishna.
So I feel like, I don't, not that it matters whether or not he believes it, but I'm just
like, I want to understand the mindset of Kripalu or Prakashanad.
He got arrested, that guy did.
Now, as soon as they help, he's a co-founder, but a saint.
So he's not a god.
He is somebody that God spoke, but isn't he a...
No, he's not... No, that would be a prophet.
He's a saint, meaning he's just somebody within the religion that's higher up.
He got arrested, that guy did.
Now, as soon as they help, he's a co-founder, but a saint.
So he's not a god.
He is somebody that God spoke, but isn't he a...
2 minute episode of the hunt with John Walsh. It was called Innocence Defiled. I saw three
powerful victims tell their stories of abuse when they were just 12 and 13. My heart sank.
But that was just the beginning of discovering this cult's abuse. I found a book filled
with disturbing details downloadable on Amazon and published by Harper Collins in India.
It was written by Karen Johnson, who was in the cult for 16 years. It's about
the two swamis Sarah Swati the saint I'm gonna ask a really stupid fucking question right now
if these are cults based in India and these victims that they're showing are in the United States
how did they like I'm not saying it didn't happen I'm just I'm actually curious how did they get
indoctrinated into this cult like how did they join this cult that centralized in India if they're
They were kidnapped by who, Ideal Living?
Like or parents or something?
I don't understand.
Odd, I was discovering that there could be hundreds of victims, maybe thousands.
Peter's name was all over the book and so was Katie's, the two owners of Ideal Living
and Silmarc.
They built an ashram in Texas and they had bedrooms where the two swamis would
rape children.
Oh my god.
So they're coming to the US doing this and leaving.
I'm thinking that they're just based in India
and they're flying out these families for this.
But what the news courts and US marshals didn't know
is where Peter came up with the $10 million.
One random late night walk gave me the answer.
While we were working on the project,
My work came by where I'm staying for a late walk and two guys were walking towards us on an emptied out street.
I recognize one of the guys walking towards us.
He worked with me at Sillmark and was on the accounting team during Sarah Swatty's trial.
I told him that we were working on a project with reckless Ben to take down the cult and asked if he knew anything about Sarah Swatty's escape.
He looked at us both and said,
I was the one who wired the $10 million to Hayes County for Sarah Swatty's bond.
the money came from Silmar Peter's company and suddenly the line I've been trying to find between Peter's businesses and the cult
disappeared when the Swami needed $10 million to get out of jail. Peter's company wired them.
How was the company legally allowed to do that?
Like I couldn't I couldn't go. Yeah, you know
My company is gonna bail out a guy that has no it like there's no involvement into the company
No, but I'm saying like how is your company legally allowed to spend 10 million dollars to bail someone out
It's you're saying bribery, but I'm saying it that doesn't make any sense because it's bail anybody can bail somebody out
Zuck that's not what I'm saying. I'm saying how are you legally allowed to use company funds?
Not personal funds not personal assets. I'm saying how are you allowed to use company funds to bail somebody out?
Money company funds cult funds. They were the same pool of money. Oh
Company go company. Oh my god. So they're like inner. That's why they're intertwined
Go company
They have two different addresses, but they're ones for the business, one for the call under the same business.
After all, Peter Spiegel was the treasurer of the entire organization.
I asked the former employee if he would interview with Reckless Bed, and he said he would think about it.
Myra texted with the employee over the next couple of days. He was scared.
He told Myra the company had really messed with him. He wanted to put it all behind him.
If this employee was too afraid to speak out, we had to find another employee who could connect the cult to the company
We found the head of operations for Peter's former company, Silmarc
Yeah, it's so good to see you dude. Thank you so much for doing this. No problem when they laid me off
They made me sign an NDA, but it's been 12 years. I think it's probably
Oh, no, how long do MDAs last expired? Well, how long?
Once the NDA lasts for 11 years
Some of them last three years five years. They don't oh, so you're good
So I heard you're involved with this was you made a chair Peter's assistant
He came to me and wow dude. They made him sign an NDA when he left
I mean, that's not that insane for a company to do if you're a higher up, but like
Fuck just so you couldn't speak about that like I it's signing an NDA. Is it inherently something bad like I've signed NDAs
for like 40 companies because they go we can't tell you about this unless you're
Openly liable for if you leak the information like usually for me, it's with games
Like an upcoming game release all know about prior to other people
Like they'll go, hey, Sony or fucking Ubisoft or somebody like this, they want you to sign
this.
I'm just saying that as an example, not them specifically, but this company wants you to
sign this because they want to mention blah, blah, blah, and I go, okay, you sign it and
then they go, okay, here's the shit.
And they just send you like fucking 30 slides of a new game or something they're working
on.
Do MBAs even matter if it's about legitimate criminal shit?
If it's like an NDA to cover up rape, no, I would say you're not legally in trouble if you mention that.
I'm assuming his NDA was kind of an all-encompassing thing to just not talk about his job in general.
Inform me that Peter wanted to...
It's different for crimes. It's the same thing as therapy.
Right? Not that it's an NDA there, but it's like you're there's a level of privacy with your therapist unless you're openly admitting to a crime that is bad, not like drug usage.
Like if you like say you killed somebody to your therapist, they have to report you to the police or if you're a threat to yourself.
Like if you're actively talking about I'm going to kill myself right now, then they're going to then they're going to do that.
Um, I'm pretty sure it's the same thing but a priest now same with lawyers
I'm pretty sure you could tell a lawyer you're guilty
Yeah, you could tell a lawyer your lawyer could drop you your lawyer can't report you that's the only thing if you're it like say OJ Simpson
OJ Simpson could have sat down in that room with his six lawyers, and it's an attorney-client privilege. He could go, I killed her.
I killed her.
And now they're going, okay, we're gonna say you did it.
Sometimes they'll go, no, you should plead insanity then, right, or they'll drop you, but they can't rat on you.
But a priest or a therapist will.
A lawyer, though, is not allowed to say that you, if you're, if they're defending you, now if you walk up to a lawyer on the side of the road and go, you're a lawyer, right?
Yeah, I killed someone. You can't do that. But if it's like, you've hired this guy, you have a contract with him, and you're like, okay, yeah, I did it.
They can't ride on you. A priest can't. I'm pretty sure a priest can.
Yeah, in, oh, in the Catholic Church, a priest will not tell the police.
A priest is bound by a seal of confession and cannot reveal anything shared during a
sacramental confession, even for severe crimes like murder.
Breaking this rule results in automatic excommunication.
It's not illegal, though.
It's not illegal, though.
For them to tell, right?
Like if a lawyer broke that bond and told somebody, they would be in trouble, right?
A priest would just get excommunicated from the church.
They'd be kicked out of the church.
They would no longer be a priest.
That's what it is.
A therapist would legally be required to say something.
If you told a therapist that you murdered someone, they would have to tell someone.
They can't not say anything.
That's wild that a Catholic priest is not required to.
I don't know how I feel about that.
I mean, a priest is gonna tell you to turn yourself in.
That's how it's gonna go, right?
Like if you go to a fucking Catholic priest
and you go, I killed somebody,
he's gonna go, my son, you need to go tell them.
This is part of you, your repentance, right?
Is you fucking killed somebody,
You need to go turn yourself in.
But like, what if they're like, no, no, no, I'm okay.
And then they just don't.
And then you just know.
If you talk to a priest outside of a formal confession,
standard confidentiality applies,
but it's not protected by the absolute sacramental seal.
So if you just tell a priest you killed somebody
in casual conversation, he could rat on you.
But he's excommunicated if you tell him
in a confession standpoint and he doesn't.
I don't know how I feel about that though.
I don't know how I feel about that.
I like, if you tell a priest you killed someone
and they tell you to go turn yourself in and you don't
and now they just can't say anything,
to ship an electric wheelchair, a nice electric wheelchair, to India.
I don't know though.
I think if I would say like 95% of people that are confessing murder to a priest are
planning on turning themselves in.
Because if you're willing to go tele-creased, you're probably just going to go turn yourself
anyway, but I don't know if that's like the definitive in every instance.
My dad informed me that Peter wanted to ship an electric wheelchair, a nice electric wheelchair,
to India. My people had to figure out a way to get this wheelchair picked up from a place
on Van Nuys Boulevard and get it to our company that does our importing and exporting and
ship this to India.
So what does the wheelchair prove then that he was planning to escape?
Well, why would the Swami need a wheelchair in India if he can't leave the country and
he's going to prison?
You're right, I'll have a good answer for that.
You're right.
So you think he was using that wheelchair in India after he got convicted after he escaped,
you think?
In my opinion, they knew he was going to be convicted.
They knew they had to get him out of the country.
That final goodbye party they had for him the night was to say goodbye so they could slip
him out of the country.
Dang.
The night before, Sarah Swaddy.
How does that not get traced back to the company?
If this Sarah Swaddy guy gets $10 million in bail, which they know the payer is Ideal
Webin and Peter Spiegel, and there's a broadcasted party and then he's gone, are
Are they not going to like the private jet info of Peter Spiegel's company and going where the fuck did you put him like?
Wachty, escaped on the day he was going to a sentence for 280 years.
He had dinner at Marsha Kinn's house in Austin with Peter Spiegel.
And Peter shows up at the trial where he was every day sitting in the front row.
And they're waiting for Trump to source what he didn't show up.
And the judge looked at Peter Spiegel who
paid the bond for Saraswati and said,
how do you feel, Mr. Spiegel?
Oh my god, yeah, because you paid bond.
You pay a, yo, bond you do, you don't get it back.
Oh my god.
So Peter Spiegel not only got this guy out of the country,
he just lost $11 million for Saraswati.
Yo, he's also just in the cult then.
I don't know if Peter himself is also doing like,
you know, weird shit in that sense himself.
He's obviously helping Sarah Swaddy do weird shit.
But do you think Peter Spiegel's brainwashed by Sarah Swaddy?
Or do you think he's just in on it at like an equal level?
That's kind of a question now.
Cause Peter's obviously helping Sarah Swaddy,
but is he in on it or is he just supporting him do it?
Yeah, like equal level shit.
And Mr. Spiegel answered.
Cause 11 million dollars.
And you just go, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah.
I don't know.
He didn't stop his relationship on the day
that the SARS walkie was convicted.
He had dinner with them in the night before
and helped him escape.
And why is the FBI not tapping this guy's phone?
Why is the FBI not tapping this guy's phone?
I don't understand.
Like, if you're, like, why are we not, why are, like?
When I was researching US Marshall reports
about the escape,
I found that Peter had a team of white progressive debautees
ready to get the Swami out of the country
while the get-in was good.
They moved him from Austin to Mexico
and then to a secret hiding spot in India
where the Swami can, oh, and you're never
finding his ass in India.
1.8 billion people or some shit living in fucking India
hide out from Interpol, FBI,
And in fact, isn't there like a 10-year plan to count the people in India
because the Indian government doesn't even know how many people live in India?
Like, the population on Google of India is just like a guess.
Like, they don't actually, it's, there's so many people in India
that it's almost like, yeah, we just can't count it.
Like, there's no way of knowing the US Marsh,
Cause there's also it's just like you're going into a home,
how many people live here
and you're going to have individual people count.
Yeah, there's fucking 80 million people.
It's impossible. It's actually impossible.
Jules called the swamis escape
the most sophisticated escape they had ever seen.
The deeper I dug,
the more JKP wanted us to see it as a charity.
Hospitals, schools, food drives, and slip documentaries,
or maybe to cover all of the abuse,
Charity became the perfect place to hide.
But how did it all start?
How did infomercial products build
a global child's sex cult?
Well, no one came down from above from a cloud.
Saraswati did not fly in on a magic carpet.
Instead, they met through these transcendental meditation
organizations, and Peter and Saraswati
made a deal together.
in the fucking 60s?
Of the 80s.
Still, SARS didn't know each other for fucking 40 years.
Swati says, well, we need money.
And he noticed that these infolitions started to pop off.
I wanted to find someone who was there at the beginning
when Peter and Sarah Swati created all of this.
We found Joe Kelly, who was an early member
of this cult.
Today, he helps people get out of cults,
Myra reached out to him.
You were in the room when Saraswati asked
some of those earlier followers
to create businesses to fund the organization.
Is that true?
Yeah, we would be invited to his room,
his bedroom and he would sit on the bed
and a group of us would be sitting around
and I heard him talk to Peter and to Katie
part of the funding stream
that was coming into this organization
was coming from both Peter and Katie.
Peter and Saraswati created everything together and used Kripalu as their cult's god, but Saraswati
and Peter were the brains behind the entire scam.
So Kripalu is a figurehead of this cult specifically.
He is quote unquote the god and the reincarnation of Krishna.
He doesn't actually do anything like he does weird shit, but I'm saying he doesn't run anything
Kind of how people try to say that Kim Jong-un doesn't really run North Korea and it's his sister
It's like these two do everything and he kind of just fucking reefs the benefits and sits there and goes hey
I'm God
In fact, Sarah Swatty came up with the biggest selling infomercial product at Silmarque
He's a saint on earth so he must be into miracles so we called the product the miracle blade
Are we dead ass they started selling knives
They got into door-to-door salesmen for knives to funnacle so we called the product the miracle blade
Triggers the next generation of miracle-grade monsters.
We spent months-
You know what's crazy is one of you fuckers has this knife in your house.
I- I feel like statistically, there's 18,000 people in chat,
one of you, your mom or dad bought that knife, and has that knife right now.
Scattering documents that tell a story of a cult hiding in plain sight.
I said nose goes.
We discovered that one of the ways that this cult survived in plain sight was by constantly
changing their names.
It was all meant to be a mind fuck.
First it was International Society of Divine Love, then JKP bar.
That just sounds like a cult.
The inner, what was that?
First it was International Society of Divine Love.
Yeah.
That is just word for word, like looking at that, you're going,
yeah, they're doing some sketchy shit.
A society of divine love,
then J.K.P. Barcelona-Dame,
then Rada Madhav-Dame,
and now Rada Krishnidam.
Same people, same connections, different names.
All of the documents we found
showed the same three people at the center.
The saint, Prakashanan Saraswati,
and the two owners of Ideal Living,
Peter Spiegel, and Katie Williams.
Then we found a document that showed us just how slippery the name changes were.
Before Saraswati was arrested, J.K.P. Barsanadam is misspelled on the paperwork.
After his arrest, while Saraswati and the ashram were suddenly under intense scrutiny, the spelling gets fixed.
Then, on March 3rd, 2011, a mysterious trust appears.
One day later, Saraswati was convicted of child molestation in Austin.
Wow, they moved all the money into a trust.
They moved all the money into a trust, so then if they tried to get the money out of it, they wouldn't be able to do it.
Wow.
Wow, I'm not an expert on like legal jargon with like how people move assets, but I am pretty sure that if you have money and a trust that you don't touch, like there's different types of trusts and what level of access you have to it.
If you create a trust funnel your money into it and then somebody sues you, they're unable to touch any of the fucking money you have.
I remembered that Ben talked to Karen and she gave an answer to why the cult's money was hidden in trusts
Those were verbatim what we were told by these lawyers a complicated network of India based trusts
So they have secured their money. So no one no victims
Can ever win a case? Yeah, because if he has part ownership in a company like you're stealing
You could sue an individual, you could sue a company,
you could sue an individual as a part of a company,
but you can't take money out of a trust.
Just like the wheelchair,
this cult likes to be prepared for escape without a train.
Bro, that really is just like,
I know the US gets like the most shit for it,
where it's like, you know, if you have money,
you're able to get out of like legal trouble.
I think that's really just the case anywhere though.
Like regardless of setup,
I just think in any country, if you're uber rich,
like I'm talking Peter Spiegel billionaire rich,
you could probably murder somebody in cold blood
in front of a camera and get out of it.
And like our dumb president.
Yeah, I mean, President Trump has made billions of dollars
doing some shady shit as the leader of our country
as well as potentially, not even potentially,
been accused and stood trial for different crimes,
kind of all over the board,
including white collar and sex crimes.
But yeah, it's simple to plan a run to Mexico.
So what do you think Peter's getting in return
for all of the-
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Lawyers could be compelled to say if you commit a crime,
it's the crime fraud exception
to our ethical obligations,
it could come up in court.
A good defense lawyer will not ask if you're guilty.
Tickets from somebody who just took the bar exam.
Lil for the stop, Mako for the three.
Yeah, I think a good lawyer in a defense situation
would just not even ask if you're guilty.
They would just immediately be like,
you're not guilty, this is what we're doing.
And he would defend you
as if he always knew you were not guilty.
Make up for the three.
Do you think you could win a fist fight
against Triple T in real life?
No, Bell and Grappler put this up, he would.
Mel blue gig, Ravioli, Mr. Lister, Fat for the three.
Burroughs and I am thinking of the time gift.
Billions of dollars he's giving.
It was about status because the more money
that you gave the cult,
the higher your status was within the cult.
So whenever they-
Okay, so it's just like,
so Peter Spiegel actually believes in this,
in this cult.
Peter Spiegel is a member of this cult
that now thinks he's at a higher status
because he's given so much money to them
and he's helped them in so many ways.
I am Bobcourt taking over the 10 gift ins.
That's very similar to Scientology
in the sense of the more money you give
the higher you up you are in the religion.
I think this is a smaller cult in the sense
that Peter Spiegel now is probably like a side god to them, but...
They would go to India and stuff.
They'd be treated like royalty because they were the primary financiers of this cult.
They created a system of abuse that allowed these two guru-con men to get away with molesting
and raping women and children for over 60 years with impunity.
And in the end, Peter got exactly what he wanted.
He got to be the big man, and his money helped protect the men pretending to be
gods who abuse children. So now that you know all of this information when you show up to work,
what happens? I had a meeting on the calendar with Peter already and so I decided to use that
meeting to whistleblow to Peter. I made him think we were going to talk about this expansion in
B2B and give him my recommendations for the company in the business and I said,
you know, as I was discovering more information about this Peter, I learned everything. I know
everything. And he tried to play it off like, what do you mean? Like, I know about, you know,
percussion on sarah swathe and corpolo and all of that. And he's like, Oh, I never tried to hide
any of that from you. He actively was trying to gaslight me in that meeting. And so
Myra came out. I said, fucking, this guy didn't hear it. I knew he didn't hear it. I knew he
saw Myra as a light touch. He knew Myra for 15 years, and he was going to get away with
with it again, so they can get away.
Once I emailed HR, that changed the game.
And there were other whistleblowers as well who emailed HR.
And in my email to HR, I detailed what I considered
fraudulent misrepresentation of a business,
including links to the cult, links to new.
I mean, is that not misappropriation of funds as well?
Like, if you're as a company that you're working for,
putting $11 million in bond to a guy
that has effectively no association with your company.
Unless they gave him some sort of figurehead position,
it just doesn't make any sense.
Seedob's taking up the 10 gift aids, OG Rural,
Kara and Gillie for the sub.
There's coverage about it.
And expressing my concern for the company,
the safety of other employees,
that he is doing all of this
with all of this public information on the record.
That it's not only a threat to the business,
but it's the threat to the safety of the employees.
I received no response from Carlton Newsom
throughout the whole day of February 8th, 2023.
Then before the start of the next business day,
I received an email that I was terminated
with no reason given for my termination.
Hi, Mara.
This is Carlson with Ideal Living.
I was just giving you a call just to confirm
that you received the emails that I sent out
about your employment being terminated today,
immediate, executive immediately, which is.
And no reason given, bro.
Come on.
Oh
How does HR not get involved though? I don't understand because HR is a separate like entity
To a degree and he's able to shut that down too
There is no HR
Very night. I
Was hired on and originally as a temp. So these are yours truly. Yeah, that is kind of weird
I feel like in an email. That's like automatic dickhead shit
especially if you're firing somebody yours truly Carlton Newsom.
I feel like if you're being nice in an email, you go best regards.
Best comma.
February night.
I was hired on at a new son.
Is that not what it says?
Newsome, which is February night.
I was hired on and originally as a temp for an IT technician for idea living.
One thing we often handle is new employees leaving.
Credit on thank you for the five gift it's thank you. We've got to stop thank you for the five
I'm like Uber dehydrated from those wings police and I remember I was driving the work and I got an email on my phone
And I looked in the corner of my eye and it said my ra
Hi, I'm Bob corn taking the five gift it's and I got an email on my phone
and I looked in the corner of my eye and it said Myra plus blah blah blah all these
people are all leaving the company we need their emails canceled their emails
chose that many people that fast I thought they only fired her turned off
right away and I was just sitting here just like I've never seen whole
division like that just cut without warning I was not going to let Peter
in the cult get away with this I was going to tell this story I reached out
to the LA Times. This was an LA story for whatever reason they didn't want to tell it. The daily beast
had already. HR is always on the business side no matter what I have a master's business HR will
have your back until it comes to the business itself. Yes, but will it not have the businesses
back in the benefit of the business? And in this sense, if you have a large amount of employees
that are saying that the higher up in your business is doing illegal activity, HR would
probably want to get rid of that guy because the business itself is separate from Peter Spiegel
and Peter Spiegel's bad for the business. Ideal living would be more successful without him seeing
the problems that exist currently. If you were even right now, like especially right now,
it would be in HR and the business's best interest to kick them the fuck out.
news organizations running away from a global sex trafficking ring. And then,
while reporters are being laid off, fired, or simply disappearing from newsrooms,
Peter opened a new Oshram in Los Angeles.
Yep, I'll get everything I can.
So we sent someone inside to find out what was going on.
This story is far from over.
taking down child molester yeah taking down the shot cutting a beer why did they
tell him like that you wake up and a motel no way they shot come to me here
after doing that he tapped it sideways dude reckless bad man I again I said
this the first time that motherfucker needs security I think he is going to
be in a in a pickle in the safety sense I I I think he really needs to fucking protect himself
so wow hold up I got a burp that was a good video though oh my gosh oh my gosh Danica
thank you for the sub credit thank you for the five gifts a dime for the five gifts watch the
of the new Mr. Peace video.
The one where he runs from 100 cops.
Pass.
Pass.
Behind me are 100 cops.
And if they arrest us by the end of the day,
they would have a million dollars.
But if we escape, they get nothing.
Start the timer.
Drive.
They're right on us.
Don't worry, guys.
I have a plan.
Hey!
Chris watched this and he said it was all just like CGI
Like random explosions and shit predictable all Intel reports anything
Like what
Like why that was just pyrotechnics
Like if you had a hundred police officers chasing the mr. B squad Nolan on foot is getting tackled
Instantly that's why I just thought I like I trust me. I'll watch the mr. Bees videos that I want to watch
John thank you for the thousands of these videos. I'm giving such a big bad. We've got a lot of kids in a place base
Thank you for some next video
Next video shorter stream today chat last video today
Tomorrow, I'm not live Tuesday. We're back to our regular stream schedule on week on weekdays live
330 on Tuesday playing out last to the whole stream Wednesday will be out last to a 330 other random shit after probably Thursday
Not live Friday react Saturday early stream at 11 a.m. For like two two and a half hours random games
And I'm gonna be on Christmas hot-time stream
Sunday reacts next week next Monday
After that, Random Games and Bob and Anna, me, Jynxie and Ron, and then the 10th, we have a charity stream for American Foundation for Suicide Prevention.
Aiden, thank you for the five, Gifted's Jam, thank you for the sub-chat lock-in.
Insufferable Friend Tropes
I think we can all agree that as much as we love our friends and enjoy their company, a lot of them have some absolutely insufferable personality traits that causes to constantly lose brain cells every time we speak to them.
Across the many friends that I've had over the years,
there's been a multitude of different tropes
and archetypes that I've had to deal with
that I wanna go over in this.
Flaking, flaking, flaking.
Number one, there's many annoying and sufferable
friend tropes.
If you are somebody that agrees to go somewhere,
everybody's flaked.
Everybody's agreed to do something
and then backed out last minute before.
We're agreed to do something,
something comes up, you back out.
But to agree to do something and then consistently go,
I can't never mind, I'm staying home.
Oh, actually I don't wanna do that.
What the fuck?
That is the worst.
And it's not even like,
that's something that gets to a point where it's like,
all right, I'm not gonna invite you anymore.
Like, there's a difference between having just
an annoying attribute or something that you do,
Versus like actually just not showing up, cause that's showing like a lack of care.
Video. Some of these friend tropes range from mildly annoying and frustrating to deal with,
to tropes that genuinely cause me to completely lose all forms of common sense and verbally
spaz out on you. Again, verbally of course. Not like I'm doing anything physical to them anyway. Right guys?
Anyway, the first type of annoying friend that I want to talk about is the friend that's over-
Yo, yo, before he even butts in I got another one right now.
That friend that refuses to buy a $5 indie game because they are only going to play it once and quote-unquote
We're gonna hop on this one time and never play it again
However, they will willingly shill out $70 for NBA 2k Madden NHL and Call of Duty every single year without hesitation
You're playing a $5 game if you get three hours out of it
that you've gotten your money's worth.
It's $5.
A movie ticket is what?
15, 20?
For like an hour and a half, two and a half hour movie.
23 bucks.
That depends where you go.
$20 now.
We somehow late to every single hangout.
Nine?
Chupa, what movie theater are you going to
that it's $9?
I thought I was able to actually leave
the group chat successfully.
I couldn't how late to every first type of annoying friend that I want to talk
about is the friend that's always somehow late to every single hangout that was
able to actually leave the group chat successfully.
I couldn't tell you how many times we've made plans to go do something weeks
in advance with everything from time to location already accounted for prior
only for them to still.
I think of the hangout and somebody shows up late.
Who gives a shit if you're like, yo, I'm having a fire.
I'm going to, you know, we're just going to hang out and like, you
Drink beers and talk and shit. We're gonna play poker or whatever show play who cares if it's like hey
We're going bowling at eight
and
You show up at eight thirty
What the fuck? I've done that before but I openly say I'm down
I'm gonna be late before I agree to go
Somehow show up two hours later
Any twitch streamer of all time any twitch streamer of all time any twitch streamer ever any twitch streamer in any junko tournament at of all time
Any rainbow sticks tournament any any rocket league tournament?
I'm there Jinx he's there and maybe three other streamers are there and no one else is ready
You're still being wet from the five-minute shower
They took just before they left out the door and when this happens
They'll still somehow find some sort of excuse to justify themselves for completely missing the entire thing bro
I swear I was getting ready, but like my mom had me do something real quick
Then I got jumped by my neighbor's dog and had to go to the emergency room for another hour
Yo, dude, you could have just said you wanted to stay home because not a single person here
They'll say they were putting on their clothes to leave out the door but in actuality
They were blowing bath bubbles and playing G Herbo at full blast while taking 40 minutes to wash their hair
Obviously this type of friend is when I dead-ass pull-up wait. It's usually because I'm taking a shit
Like, if I show up late somewhere, it's usually because I go, I'm gonna have to poop, I'd rather take a shit now than have to poop at a restaurant.
It's super annoying to deal with for a multitude of reasons.
For starters, you ask the person who's late is disrespecting both our time and energy because you couldn't truthfully-
30 minute shit? Yeah.
Every poop.
The only bro, I'm telling you an average shit of mine is probably 20 to 35 minutes
Tell us what time you're playing on coming and why not it should be five
What is it sliding right out, I mean, you know, sometimes you got to hit a
You ever hit one of those in the morning you get a good one you go
Oh
That's what this is the noise that's noises. I make in the morning
Oh
Oh
Every single activity like an exhale any we do is gonna be completely
Hemorrhoid boy. I've had hemorrhoids since senior year dependent on whether one my ass veins are perfectly fine
Thank you for asking person gets here doing things like going to a theme park or eating out at a place with reserve seating
Hinges a lot on everyone included to be there on time
I can usually tolerate something like this after the first two times well. No, I also just get mad at businesses, too
If we're going with a group of ten
To a restaurant or we're going with a group of ten
Bowling or somewhere with a reservation
And eight of us are there and two are late and the guy at the front counter or the fucking lady at the front
Or whoever it is is going
Sorry, whole party has to be here for you guys
So we're gonna have to move you that way you're gonna the other people in front of you are gonna go for I go bro
80% of us are here. What do you think we're lying?
like
We'll start without them like what it's usually
Activities
Restaurants don't really give a fuck as much like if you go over a party at 10 8 of us are here
They'll fucking see you right because you guys will still order drinks and other shit first
But if it's like, uh, sorry, all of you have to be here for- that's actually not how they sound.
Oh, sorry, I don't even have to be here if there's a fan around to see you.
Yeah, sorry.
Oh, what was that? You wrote pickles on your chicken sandwich?
But after a certain point, it'll become pretty obvious that we should just stop inviting you to places because you're not gonna show up anyway.
Anyway, like how hard a bubble bass at the front fucking desk every time bro
Is it to simply say I'm not coming to the hangout or give an actual estimate for how much time you're gonna take instead of leading
Us on for an hour straight for no reason whatsoever then. Oh, well, I will say I'm on in five. I'm on in 20
Yeah, I'm only ten out I'm 20 out
Next French hope I want to talk about is the Contrarian, who's a person that will take
the complete opposite stance on anything you're talking about even when there's nothing to
disagree on.
Everyone watching this video has had that one homie who would rather skin himself alive
than risk losing any sort of disagreement with you.
You could say a completely factual statement like, it's super hot outside, and yet
they'll still try their absolute hardest to prove you wrong.
We'll also try to make you the antagonizer in a situation, despite the fact that they
started the argument themselves first.
One minute, we're talking about the best NBA players of all time, and the next minute,
he's being really cursing out every single person in my bloodline, all because I said
that Kobe was better than D-Wade all time.
Which he is, by the way.
Up next, we have the Arduer.
And unlike the Contrarian, this dude doesn't necessarily disagree with everything you
say.
His problem is that once you do disagree, he physically cannot let it go.
It doesn't matter if you're talking about some deep philosophical topic or something completely
irrelevant to either of your lives.
They will still spend all that effort talking back and forth until you admit you're wrong
or one of you dies.
This is-
Alright, I feel like that's kind of me, but like, I don't- I'm not- I'm not
about to argue about anything and everything, but I love to disagree for the sole purpose
of disagreement.
when I say that, is that bad?
I'm not saying I'm disagreeing in the sense
where I'm making up the fact that I disagree,
but say somebody has to take,
I think that's just been ingrained in me
from social media too and just streaming
where it's like, it's more polarizing to be like,
now that's stupid as fuck versus me going,
ah, I kind of don't agree.
Like if you were like, catch up to top 10 condiment
and in my head, I'm not saying this
is what I actually believe,
but say you're like, ketchup's a top 10 condiment.
And I have ketchup at number 12.
I'll go ketchup's not even top 50, dude.
What the fuck?
Like, I'll disagree to disagree.
Like, I'll just, I'll be like, no, you're wrong.
And then argue about it.
Easily one of my least favorite tropes on the-
Chat ketchup is top 10.
I'm not, I was saying that's why
I'm not saying this is a real example.
This entire list, not only is it mentally exhausting
to deal with someone like this daily,
But it's just a complete waste of time for both parties included.
They'll legitimately turn any common normal conversation into a 40 minute heated debate over some utterly random potion.
You're f-
Yeah, but that's like the fun part of it, though.
Like, the hypotheticals.
I think if you-
I don't know if I've ever talked about this before, but there are groups of guys.
I think I mentioned this the other day.
There are groups of guys, and I have a friend group of guys.
that run bits, right?
We run a bit.
If you don't know what I'm talking about,
you're probably in a friend group that doesn't run bits,
which is weird and I'm sorry for dissing your friend group.
But what do you guys do?
What do you guys talk about?
If you don't run a hypotheticals or bits, what are you?
I don't know what a bit is.
How do I explain what a bit is to somebody that doesn't run bits?
You know how I'll run a bit on stream and I'll act like a character in a horror game or something?
It's just like a running joke.
Like, I'm in a CS game and I'm talking to a guy and I'm just like,
no, I don't really know if I think that's the best play if we should go banana.
Yeah, and then we all start talking like that.
That's like a dumb bit. Not a great example, but that'd be like a stupid bit.
We're all gonna act the same for no reason.
It's like role-playing a gimmick that isn't necessarily a character,
but you're just being a specific way on purpose with each other.
Also, I got into a CS lobby yesterday with the worst person of all time.
And he was just saying, oh my god, we hop in, I type it, it's me and two of my friends.
Two Randos.
There's this guy on the other team.
And I type in the chat, in Premiere, I go, what's up, randos?
Guy un-mutes, why do you fucking say it in voice chat?
So we all unmute and just start screaming at this guy?
We run a bit for about two rounds.
And my friend says that he would have sex with his mom.
And then this guy just says the N-word hard R.
end of bit end of bit cuts it hard and he goes yeah yeah you see how easy it was
you brought me to that yeah and he's like screaming and we're like dude whoa so
then for the next for the next like 15 rounds the kid the kid went three and
15 by the way his name's Nigel if you're seeing this year deckhead anyways he
went like three and 15 and he my friend the whole time is just like I'm gonna have sex
with you mother and he's like you're just saying the same shit you're just saying the
same shit over and over again what's happening and I'm like dude on the whole time he's just
being uber racist and I'm going you're just you're saying my friend saying the same shit
you muted him which means he won flat out you muted him in a game which means you
lost he got you angry and you said and you're talking about how angry you are
They kept telling him to spell the word shadow daggers,
and he kept doing it.
He kept doing it.
He was like, because he kept saying, you're stupid.
And he's like, my friends are going,
oh yeah, I'll spell shadow daggers.
Because I had the way, and he kept doing it.
He kept going, S-H-A-D-O-W space.
And I'm like, why are you spelling it?
I'm like, they're rage baiting you
and you're just doing what,
and then every time you would do it,
and they would go, good boy.
And then you would just get more angry.
And he was like, here's the problem.
And then he just started talking about black people.
Keep in mind, because he hears my friend's voice
and my friend is a minority.
And so he's like, oh, you're probably this.
And he starts just spewing like racist jargon.
And I'm like, bro, you're, and I go off.
I'm high as fuck.
And at some point he rage baits me.
It's not even rage bait.
This is what this guy actually believes.
So I just go off on him.
And I'm like, dude, you're an idiot.
I'm far more successful than you.
You're stupid as fuck.
You're playing CS alone on a Saturday night
just being racist in a lobby for absolutely no reason.
The first thing I typed to you,
you immediately went off for no reason.
You got so viscerally angry that you defaulted
to saying the N-word hard R.
You're saying that my friend who's saying
he's gonna have sex with your mom
is repeating the same joke over and over again
and that that's why he's stupid.
Meanwhile, you've been repeating the same racist jargon
that you and your fucking family
have been spewing for the last 200 years.
So how are you gonna sit here
and say that he's just saying the same shit
when your default insult is just saying a slur.
And then he was going, it's just a word.
And I'm going, my friend's saying just words too.
He's just saying, he's gonna have sex with your mom.
And then you muted him.
Like, it's just that, I don't know.
I left that and I was like, dude, he's so angry.
And he got me mad,
because he was just saying stupid shit.
And then he was going, you're a Joe Bart Larper.
I'm like, what do you mean I'm a Joe Bart Larpher?
He's like, you're naming yourself after a Twitch streamer
with an AI voice.
I went, what?
I'm like, what?
And then he's like, and then he switches
and he no longer says I'm Larping.
And he goes, you know, you and all these other Twitch streamers
are just so fucking afraid of not being woke.
I'm like, brother, I'm just saying,
I'm like, I'm not even having a woke take.
I'm just saying you're saying slurs
because somebody rage baited you.
Like, that's all that happened.
Friends, are the only people who will spend one hour of their day just screaming at your
face over some petty disagreement while simultaneously saying that you're a boy for life and will
always have your back.
The next French rope we have is the out-of-pocket demon.
But before we move on to that...
And then he tried giving me hypotheticals.
He was like, so you're walking down the street in a white neighborhood.
I'm like, we're not out.
This is the problem with this country.
I went, whoa.
I went all, I ended up going, Nigel.
This started with me saying, what up, Rando's in text chat
and ended with you going,
so you're walking down the street
in a white neighborhood.
I'm like, that's where this is going.
Well, I'm like, we're in a fucking CS lobby right now.
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WHAT?!
I wonder what our guns would feel like under my pants.
Yeah, that would just be,
but that's like a level of being out of pocket.
That's just like cringe.
It doesn't matter what kind of person or object
he's talking about.
He'll still have some crazy statement loaded
in the chamber, ready to fire on all cylinders.
And I have to say that's pretty cum.
That's Joe Shard.
No, Chris doesn't do it to that extent.
Chris will be,
I
The conversation with Chris on left for dead yesterday was very funny. Chris has some funny stories
All right, he won't tell all of them on stream
But that story. Oh my god, I can't even give the specifics because he doesn't want to tell it
but it is an
Unexpected squirting is the funniest story of all time
Where he's like, yeah, I didn't really think that was gonna happen and then I was just having sex in a kiddie pool
I'm like, what the fuck?
Mendeble, if you think.
Yeah, yesterday, Chris, we were talking,
it was a conversation while we were playing Left 4 Dead
and it was the idea of just like, what is squirting P
and it's like majority piss.
And then he was like, yeah.
And he kind of like told half the story.
About it.
Because it's really hard to be brutally honest
with every single statement or comment
you have about something.
Now, in my opinion, there's very obvious pros and cons
to having a friend like this.
The biggest pro is that their comments and statements
It can be absolutely hilarious depending on what kind of situation it is.
I mean we all know the funniest jokes from-
I think the funniest shit is when it's not even- it's that friend but he doesn't make
a joke he just looks at you.
Like you're in public and something happens and he goes like this.
And you make like direct eye contact with him and you're going, oh no.
And your friends-
Cause you know exactly what he's thinking.
the raw unfiltered ones that you could not show to anybody else outside your friend group
or else they'll have a public execution for you and everybody involved in front of the
entire nation.
But I think the biggest con of this trope is that sometimes they'll say a joke that
is both unfunny and just plain out this respect.
Like it gets to a point where they'll say something blatantly offensive and we'll
try to excuse it by saying it's not that deep or stop being soft.
If your sense of humor is just trying to be edgy and offensive all the time then
you are never a funny person to begin with.
I mean this was basically 2015 to 2017 YouTube in a nutshell.
Where every popular and relevant YouTuber was a commentary channel tearing apart any and
everybody on the internet with zero filter or restrictions on what they were saying.
Of course you can't forget the CSGO surfing or cluster truck gameplay that they had playing
in the background of all their videos with the same audio track looping every time.
The next insufferable friendship that we have is the friend that's always changing
up his behavior or personality as soon as they're around a certain group of people.
around girls I couldn't I think full on changing your personality around the people that you're with
is weird but I think reading the room is not weird and perfectly normal and good like I always use Ron
as an example but I think Ron is just a streamer that reads a room very well and I think that's
what you need to do I don't think you should act identical in every specific situation that you
you could ever be in. I think you should have some level of flexibility and personality depending on
the people that you're with, but I think when it changes to the point where you're actually acting
like a different person is when it's odd. I think being not as outwardly, I guess, not aggressive,
but like edgy or something around certain people, yeah, like code-switching, I don't know if
if that's not really the right term though, but yeah, like you're so wrong, you think everybody
should act exactly the same. I think between, I think there should be like a 20% flex in personality
depending on who you're around. I don't think it should be, you know, you're one way and then you're
80% of different person than another, but I think having some level of change is normal
because it's who you're around, you know?
Changing your personality around girls looking,
wait, changing your personality around girls
trying to look cool this and you.
I think that's different if you're changing your personality
around girls to try and look cool.
But I think if you're around a bunch of women
and you're going, maybe I shouldn't make a poop joke
right now, I don't think that's weird.
Now, if my friend makes a poop joke and there's women in the room, am I still going to laugh
at it?
Yeah.
However, am I going to make that joke?
Probably not.
It really depends.
Depends on the people you're around.
You know, it depends how close you are to them, how much you know them, you know?
The jokes that I'm going to make in a discord call with Jinxie, Ronaldo, Los Poyos, and fucking
Yugi are going to be different than the things that I say around Valkyrie, Foosley, Ludwigan
Squeaks.
They're different groups of people.
I'm still Job Art, right?
like what you're gonna say is variable in each situation.
Like if I'm in a call with Jinxie,
I could make like a gooning joke
and he would think that's funny.
Now I'm in a call with Ludd.
I don't really think I'm gonna make that joke, you know?
Tell you the amount of people.
I think it's just a meant, it's less.
I think changing your personality is weird.
I think it's more the capability
to suppress intrusive thoughts.
I've meant that we'll do something either corny or humiliating
just for the sake of approval from a girl they like.
They'll do things like hit the side of your shoulder
or randomly start threatening you just
for the sake of getting any sort of play.
If we're not doing.
You know the worst is the type of friend.
I'm sorry, I'm going to rewind here.
You know the worst is the type of friend
that makes jokes that are reference based,
but like 40% of the time, nobody knows the reference.
That's also the riskiest joke that you could make.
Are you an Afsler fan?
What, Fusely, Squeak, Sludwig, and Ray?
Yeah, I watch them all the time.
Either of those two things, they'll also start to cap-
They have such a different type of humor.
There's different types of humor, though.
About how much money or possessions they have
and what kind of job they work at.
The brokest and most financially down bad person you know
will somehow try to convince everyone around him
that he has an eight-figure business with five cars,
including a BMW and a Eurus sitting in his driveway.
Nigga, you work at Waffle House and can't even pay for your own gas money without calling someone up.
Nah, but he got a crypto startup that's on the way.
Stop lying!
I legitimately feel bad for these kinds of people who actually think that acting as something that isn't you will magically get people to like you.
I-
Oh, well, because they saw something that you are who you act like you are, some shit.
They probably saw some tic-tac that's like you are who you want to be, and so they just fucking warped being rich.
And then they'll go, you know...
You know, it's it's the law of attractions. It's what you got to do. If you yeah, somebody said it in chat
If if I if I if I act rich then then rich things will come towards me
You know life is really about connections at the end of the day
Promise and it's like what they're saying isn't even necessarily wrong. It's just how they're going about it
You that just being yourself is gonna give you a way higher quarter zips. Yeah new category insufferable French ropes the friend that wears quarter zips
Hands of getting someone friend that wears quarter zips everywhere number then by doing a humiliation ritual by acting like a complete circus
Chester our final worst show for today is the friend that always asked for money
Everyone in a friend group always has that one person who constantly begs for money every time they I don't have a friend that
Asks for money. I used to have a friend that would go
Yo, let's buy this game going back to the five dollar game
Yo, let's buy this game. No, I don't want to buy it. It's only $5. Oh, well, if it's only $5, then buy it for me
That shit is so annoying. Yeah, it's only five. It's only five dollars by 40 then need to pay for something now
I would call myself a nice guy
I don't mind helping out my boy once in a while and paying for his stuff
Especially if he doesn't have the funds at that current moment
I would trust that they do the same thing for me and also help me out if I was struggling.
Yeah, I think it's different if your boy is like not trying to get somebody to pay shit for you,
but you're like, yo, you want to go out to the bar? No, I don't got money.
And then I hit him with like, y'all pay for your drinks.
That's not like him begging for it. That's just like him saying, no, I can't.
And then you going, no, like, we'll pay for your shit.
Like I've had instances of that. That's not bad.
That's not a friend that's begging.
That's a friend being honest about his situation.
And then you still going, y'all will just pay for you.
It's different for you. Yeah, it's also different for me because I'm in a situation where like I can just pay for my friend's stuff a lot of the time
Like if like during beer Olympics me and all my friends, but I just like I could just pay for dinner
Right, like I could just do that, but that's also something that's like
Not in a casual friendship setting
We had to pay for something but I swear to God these people could have a full-time job with a good pay
What I will say is I mean I'm 24 years old
I think now you have two types of two types of things, right? If you're not paying for somebody this is what you usually do
If you go out you've paid for something and your friend doesn't pay you back
but you kind of have like an unwritten tab of I pay you pay I pay you pay I pay you pay like when I go to a
Bar me and one of my friends. I'll buy him a drink or two and then hold by me a drink or two. Oh
My god, you're Gen Z. What did you think? I was a fucking millennial
I was born in 2002
For me to not be Gen Z, you would have to think that I'm like 1995. That's fucked up
Anyways
Me and my friend will pay for each other shit
So like I'll get him a beer and a shot then he'll get me a shot or a mixed drink
And it's just kind of like an unwritten tab or you do something where you buy and they pay you
I think once you are past the age
page of, let's say, 20.
If we're out and I pay, and we're going, OK, we'll split.
We'll put it on one tab.
Because usually when you go out with a big group,
it's just easier to put it on one card
and everybody like, Venmo Cash App,
Zell, the guy that paid versus Split fucking 15 checks
or something.
So you go, OK, I'll pay.
I put the card down.
If you're over 20 years old,
Your phone better be out paying me for what you did.
Don't wait three weeks and then have me have to ask you,
right?
Pay them right.
I'm helping you out so you're not a shitty friend.
All right, I'm letting you know this
for my audience that is sub 20 years old.
Once you hit that mark,
the second your friend pays a bill,
because you're gonna, the reason I say 22
is because when you're in college,
is usually when you start having one guy pay for a whole tab,
especially when you're at bars.
Really all up the age, 21.
When you hit 21 years old,
you go out and fucking nine people get drinks,
one guy pays, everybody then knows that guy.
Don't be the dude that waits a week or goes,
oh, I forgot, oh, I forgot.
Just fucking pay him right there.
Oh, that's the check.
Let me take a picture of it, boom, boom, boom, split.
Pay him.
And right, and on top of that,
And on top of that, remember, tax and tip.
Don't go, the bill's $700.
I got $40 worth of shit.
Here's $40.
Motherfucker, add 20% and add whatever tax that shit is.
Because then over time, right,
the guy that paid is paying the $700 bill.
He's paying for his own shit and he's just losing $90
every time he fucking goes somewhere
because people don't pay them what they're supposed to pay them.
It's just fucking weird.
Gotta be 43, 44?
Any, any, any, any, any, any.
If you go to a bar,
if you go to a bar with your friend
and your items added up are $40 pre-tax and pre-tip
and you give him $43,
you are scamming.
You're scamming.
You're scammed.
You, if you have a $40 bill, you have to give your friend $50.
I won't even do the math.
I understand I'm in a different financial situation than most people, but I'm saying everyone
can agree that if you're the guy that's paying 90% of time of the time, there are
two to three people that only pay you for what they got,
not tax, not tip,
and sometimes they're still low balling it.
And it's more the principle.
Why don't you just not pay?
What do you mean?
What?
Most people low ball, sad because it's basic math.
Hot take, I'm not paying for other people's stuff.
I tip on my stuff and I pay
My stuff separate checks that fixes the problem.
You can do that as well, right?
That's fine.
And I'm not saying when you split,
oh, I'm not saying that.
If I'm going out with 10 guys and the bill's $800
and I put my card down and I'm tipping 20% or whatever,
I'm not saying, yo, we're splitting at 12 ways.
I'm going pay what you got.
The only time I split it evenly
is if we're just getting drinks
and everybody's getting the same shit.
You know, like if I'm out and we're getting food and drinks, pay me for what you got.
But if there's four of us and we all got three beers, don't do math.
There's a dollar here, a dollar there for a fucking corona versus a Miller light.
Just split it four ways.
You decide to ask for money because they don't want to pay for the food themselves.
Like, what do you mean you don't have ten dollars to pay for your order?
You just spent fifteen hundred on game.
How do you stop feeling guilty for spending money? Do you struggle with that stuff too? Is it normal? I used to be a
Scrooge I used to be a
Scrooge with money. I used to not spend money on shit and I still don't spend money on shit comparable to other twitch streamers
You still are I am but not nearly as much as I used to be you don't pay the mods
General Zod I am not having this conversation right now
Ambling in clothes four days ago. They'll always promise that they'll pay you back at some point while secretly praying holy shit
Some Russian typing in chat. Just made me remember. I had a dream that I was dying
In a gunfight and you fucking saved my life
Swear to God last night
You had some Russian tattooed on your forearm for some reason and I remember you saved my life
And I remember going oh my god, you're my twitch mod. I remember saying the fact that just brought back a memory in my head
right now.
Now you'll eventually forget about the debt altogether.
We gotta set a mandatory rule to legally check your friend's bank account every single time.
He like picked me up and I was like, some Russian.
The Twitch chatter, you're like, yeah.
You feel like he's lying because I...
And I probably imagined him exactly opposite of what he potentially looks like.
Refuse to believe you end up in the exact same situation every other week without fail.
mentioning quite a few of them there's still a multitude of archetypes that I didn't go over in
this video so I want you guys to go ahead in the comments and tell me what annoying tropes
oh hell yeah I'm reading the comments right now hold up like in the video by the way Saptor W.
Vib if your sense of viewers are trying to be edgy if that's all the time you're never a funny
person to begin with absolutely saying how many people don't understand that simple concept
very sad thing your friend group is one of your the ghosts and everybody never acts like
you're there it gets very lonely to a point where you can leave and nobody will notice
or stop here when you've been with them for the past 15 minutes they say bro bro when you get here
I have never experienced that or really had somebody that experienced that
another french rope the guy that irish goodbyes
the the guy that irish goodbyes you're hanging out a half hour goes by and you go I haven't seen
this person in a while. Oh, they left. They tell one person. I love doing that. I've done that like
twice. It is very fun. Okay, the true Irish goodbye is not a genuine Irish goodbye. The true Irish
goodbye is going, I want to leave turning to the guy that's closest to you and going, I'm Irish
And just walk out
And just walk out don't tell anyone and then like an hour later that friend will be like oh he left
Because then then they'll know it's not like oh is he missing because you told one guy
Gets there way too early and waits in my car. I mean I'll do that sometimes
sometimes. Hate the one who asks for money, story time, not reading that. Gotta ask for
money is literally my final worst part is that we'll walk up to a place I automatically
expect that I bought, brought money to pay for everybody. It's only, it's one thing to
ask for my money, but it's when we are at the place to die by alcohol. I don't anybody,
I don't have anybody to ask me for money, but I am the expected friend to put down
my card. Like, if we're, because we don't really split checks, so people just pay
But if if like sometimes I'll just pay for like drinks or whatever, but like if we're if it's 10 of us and the bill comes in
I'll put down my card, but that's also just because I make good money. So I
It's not really
That doesn't bother me, you know what I mean? I'm like, okay, that's expected
Why because if the credit card is safe say the bill for dinner and drinks is a thousand dollars
And there's 12 people right and we're not splitting the pill somebody has to front that and I'll just run it
$1000 yeah when the NBA finals
Well, this was different. I already told you guys this the NBA finals
I bet on the next to win when they were down the most points and I and I won like two grand or something and I was like
I'm buying shots and I bought like 30 shots
I blew all the money I want.
Not too grand, but I blew probably like $700.
Felt awesome now.
You're like, yeah, I'll have 23 green tee shots.
Bartender goes, really?
I go, uh-huh.
I have an online friend who takes random ass jerks
or gave me a session that me and my other friends make
for peace time for days and weeks later.
It can be a punchline.
I got a few laps or something barely funny.
And they'll say it whenever something comes relevant as if it's back to your laughs.
I don't know. I'm trying to think like what's like a casual
drill, what's like a casual joke that a friend would make that's like not funny.
Like a cringy joke.
Not at your mom joke, where you're saying, I'm saying,
yeah, like homophobic or racist stuff,
but I think that's more under the lines of like the guy
that's just trying to be edgy and he just says slurs
because he thinks it's funny.
It's like, that's just lowbrow,
unintelligible like racism, right?
But that's, I feel like that's different than,
than somebody that's like repeating brain rot.
matter daddy.
No, I you guys are all saying like homophobic or like Ava stuff. I'm more so saying like jokes that are just cringe in themselves.
I don't know maybe like dead memes, maybe like dead memes, you know what I mean?
Like somebody bringing up like somebody actually making like a sixth avenue.
Knock knock jokes you have a friend that makes knock knock jokes that's insane
Who the fuck makes knock knock jokes or they're like I love dark humor I love dark humor
Shit like that. What are what are jakesy and I'm not gonna eat a it's legitimately the worst thing I've ever eaten in my life
Yeah, cuz you're like it's hard
So again, just sloppable.
Oh, you're on the wrong one, but I'm the only one on.
Yeah, you're still on the wrong one.
You don't understand.
Those are good as fuck.
It's first made accessible.
The fruit riots?
We're going to have to wait for some lemake-y jump.
You guys are like brain-delayed yelling.
It's disgusting.
Oh my God, why does everybody hate fucking fruit riot?
Jeez.
They're so sour.
That's the point.
I think they're chewing on them.
You have to like suck on it.
Pause.
All right.
We're going to call that there though, chat.
WStream, little short ender though.
NMG taken to three.
Godlike and basketball to the sub.
The Tristan semi-apparently.
TB taken to the raid.
TWNerd, SDR Bella, B, Ice, G-band to the three.
Have taken to the five.
G-band to the four.
Close for the sub.
Z taken to the five.
I don't know.
Kevvie and W, thank you for the sub.
Che, Tyler, W for the sub.
Kayla for the three.
Had, Asp, Dew, Pasty, Lucky, John,
Peep, Devon for the three.
It's Luke and Ava for the sub.
Noah for the sub.
Zoxan over the sub.
I don't have the Detroit Become Human gameplay.
That's like lost media.
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Check out for the sub.
Tak for the three.
Jerry for the sub.
All right.
Chat, we're gonna raid Squeaks.
He's playing Project Zomboid.
Appreciate y'all.
Hope y'all had fun and I will see y'all later.
We are going to raid in five, four, three, two, one.
See you guys tomorrow, or not tomorrow,
see you guys Tuesday.
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