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BUFFALO WILD WINGS VS WINGSTOP REVIEW MAYBE REACTS JOIN JOIN JOIN

08-30-2026 · 3h 24m

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[00:00:30] I haven't eaten breakfast this will be interesting
[00:00:51] Bro this song is so fucking good me dumps for breakfast. Well, it's both
[00:01:00] a little chicken wings for breakfast and a gamer sups.
[00:01:14] Oh everybody have a lot again.
[00:01:20] How's everybody doing on this fan-fucking-tastic Saturday everybody?
[00:01:24] Jeff, we are live a little bit early today.
[00:01:28] I mean, kind of regular weekend streaming time.
[00:01:32] For something a little bit special,
[00:01:34] we are going to be doing a Buffalo Wild Wings
[00:01:36] versus Wing Stop Review, okay?
[00:01:40] I'll get into it in a minute,
[00:01:42] but we might be doing Reacts after,
[00:01:44] but we're doing the Wing Stop Buffalo Wild Wings
[00:01:46] right now.
[00:01:47] We'll see how long it takes
[00:01:48] and then we'll go off after that.
[00:01:50] But it's gotta be a shorter stream today anyway,
[00:01:52] But I kind of want to stream around like three hours,
[00:01:55] two and a half, three hours.
[00:01:57] So we'll rip this and then maybe a reactor two after.
[00:02:01] We shall see.
[00:02:02] But today, that's what we're doing.
[00:02:04] Tomorrow, I'm not live.
[00:02:05] I'll be posting on YouTube, but I'm not live.
[00:02:07] Tuesday, we're doing Outlast 2.
[00:02:10] We're starting Outlast 2.
[00:02:11] I'll be back to my regular weekday streaming schedule
[00:02:14] at 3.30 EST.
[00:02:16] I'll be live at 3.30 on Tuesday.
[00:02:17] We're doing Outlast 2 the whole stream
[00:02:19] for probably five hours.
[00:02:21] I might be live like three because we'll
[00:02:23] yap before because I want to be able to get a decent amount of the game in.
[00:02:26] But yeah, out last two Tuesday, we're
[00:02:29] going to beat it on Wednesday, maybe some other shit after.
[00:02:32] It depends how long it takes us to play the game.
[00:02:35] Hopefully I get, I have to get at least halfway on Tuesday.
[00:02:37] But ideally, I get like two thirds of the way through.
[00:02:40] And then we just beat it on Wednesday and have time for other shit.
[00:02:43] But we'll see.
[00:02:44] Thursday, I'm not live.
[00:02:45] Friday's React.
[00:02:46] Saturday, we're doing the, we're doing random games
[00:02:50] at like 11 a.m. next Saturday into Chris's hot sub stream
[00:02:53] at like two.
[00:02:55] So I'll be on for like two and a half hours
[00:02:56] on Saturday next week, but I'll be on Chris's stream
[00:03:01] for like four hours after.
[00:03:02] So I'll like redirect you guys there.
[00:03:05] Outside of that, we have Bob Banana,
[00:03:09] the seventh, me, Jinxie and Ron.
[00:03:10] We have a charity stream for American Foundation
[00:03:12] for Suicide Prevention, the 10th
[00:03:14] for World Suicide Prevention Day,
[00:03:15] and matching chat centers up to 10 K as per usual.
[00:03:19] And then we'll go from there.
[00:03:21] But yeah, silver for three, top three philosophers.
[00:03:28] Plato, Nietzsche, and if you're saying me,
[00:03:32] I'm not saying objectively,
[00:03:35] because objectively you have to go like early Greek guys
[00:03:38] for a lot of it.
[00:03:39] And then maybe like more modern people,
[00:03:41] like you maybe like Descartes or something.
[00:03:43] But I would say Play-Doh, Nietzsche, and maybe a Schopenhauer.
[00:03:52] I don't really know.
[00:03:53] I've never really thought about top three.
[00:03:56] Wishing to keep thinking for the sub,
[00:03:57] Brian Brittany for the five gifted,
[00:03:59] Jupo and Ewan for the sub, Wolf Mexican, Nova Faye.
[00:04:02] It's DK Cam, Joseph Lou Grant, Schlipp, Silver for the 3D,
[00:04:05] and it's Malibu for the sub, Red Sensoros,
[00:04:07] Ock thinking for the five.
[00:04:08] Can you read my bets from yesterday?
[00:04:11] I am a ways away from my keyboard
[00:04:12] If you were able to let a mod know what you said and then they could let me know,
[00:04:16] Alicia, Ease and not for the sub, Ease, Send, Toxic, Level, figure of the 3,
[00:04:21] G and Vent, figure of the sub, Miles, and just the sub, Jenny, Ol,
[00:04:24] Keyin, and Z-Dog for the sub, I'm an Eagles for the sub.
[00:04:27] Wait, I actually might be able to just click on your name.
[00:04:31] Aiden for the sub.
[00:04:34] Also, I, you know, it's not, oh God, it just pulled up your user.
[00:04:38] Okay.
[00:04:39] Um, for future, when people say, hey, can you read my bits from yesterday?
[00:04:46] Why do people not just repeat what they said?
[00:04:49] I talked about how my best friend died and committed a year ago.
[00:04:52] That was hard, but it's been good.
[00:04:53] I just wanted to say thank you.
[00:04:55] Well, I'm glad I was able to help, but I'm sorry for the loss of your friend.
[00:04:57] Never the last man.
[00:04:58] I hope you're okay.
[00:04:59] All right.
[00:05:00] Um, Riz and selects for the subscary, Geeky, Oh, Ortiz, Otter, Shotgun Willy, thank
[00:05:07] you for the 20k bits.
[00:05:09] Do not send a singular dono today for the rest of the stream, I'm dead ass shotgun.
[00:05:13] You sent way too much yesterday, I'm very thankful.
[00:05:16] You said W, show up in our pool.
[00:05:17] Thank you for the 20K bitties, I know you had a par life for like fucking crazy amounts
[00:05:21] of money or something.
[00:05:22] Do not send more donos, I'm dead ass.
[00:05:25] I'm actually serious.
[00:05:27] Like I will get upset if you send more donos today, I'm not, this is not like me trying
[00:05:30] to bait you into doing it, like I will get upset.
[00:05:33] I very much appreciative of the donos.
[00:05:36] I make enough money.
[00:05:37] Keep the money.
[00:05:38] So, I don't know if you know this or not.
[00:05:40] I assume you do.
[00:05:41] You have to pay taxes on your winnings.
[00:05:44] So don't go blow the fucking money you won.
[00:05:47] Cause you have to pay taxes on it.
[00:05:49] It's not just free bread, okay?
[00:05:53] But thank you for the fucking 20K bitties.
[00:05:55] That's insane.
[00:05:56] Cameron, thank you for the three.
[00:05:57] First day of school tomorrow.
[00:05:58] Good luck.
[00:05:59] 8 and 7, Rike and for the sub chat.
[00:06:00] Don't send bits right now.
[00:06:01] We got to hop into the review.
[00:06:02] That's Angie, Tooth and Rike,
[00:06:03] Mega, Doctor, Wolf and Radio for the sub.
[00:06:05] Best thing of the 1000 bitties.
[00:06:07] Brain for the three.
[00:06:07] and Ireland think of the sub,
[00:06:08] Audrafa, Steam think of the five gifts.
[00:06:10] It's one of you think of the fucking 10 gift ins.
[00:06:13] Charlotte and staff of the sub,
[00:06:14] Rand think of the six, it's for the sub, James to the three.
[00:06:18] How are you doing last time?
[00:06:19] You didn't like my bison joke.
[00:06:21] Here's a new one.
[00:06:22] What did the triangle say to the circle?
[00:06:23] You're pointless.
[00:06:24] That one's good.
[00:06:25] Resin selects on the sub.
[00:06:26] Little geometry joke.
[00:06:28] Glock, thank you for the five.
[00:06:28] Don't send bits right now.
[00:06:30] Do not send bits right now.
[00:06:32] We gotta hop into the review.
[00:06:33] The chicken wings are getting cold.
[00:06:35] The chicken wings are getting cold.
[00:06:37] That's going to ruin the review.
[00:06:38] Don't send bits right now.
[00:06:40] I'm reading the last of them.
[00:06:41] If you send them, I'm not reading them after this.
[00:06:43] Diego just for the sub, Aiden Asher Levi,
[00:06:46] mom for the sub, Glock, thank you for the five.
[00:06:48] Have you ever been in a street fight now?
[00:06:50] Shady and Diego for the sub.
[00:06:52] No.
[00:06:54] Nathan, thank you for the fucking 25 gifted.
[00:06:57] Thank you for the 25 gifted.
[00:06:59] It's chat.
[00:07:00] Let's lock in.
[00:07:01] I got to play some music.
[00:07:07] Oh hell yeah.
[00:07:12] Nathan taking over the sub, Shay for the sub, Zach for the three, Lemon taking over the sub,
[00:07:15] Mosul and Shady and Diago for the sub.
[00:07:18] Zachary, Zachary, Zachary, I told you to not send bets and then you sent bets after.
[00:07:23] I'm not reading them.
[00:07:24] Thank you for the three though.
[00:07:26] I'm in Stranger for the sub, Blank for the sub.
[00:07:27] I have to stand on my principle.
[00:07:28] Why am I saying I'm not going to read the bets if I read the bets?
[00:07:31] Stop it.
[00:07:32] Walk in.
[00:07:33] Chats.
[00:07:34] Chats
[00:07:35] I've been eating breakfast today. It's 1 p.m.
[00:07:38] So we're doing a review today. Hello YouTube audience. Let's start the intro here. How's it going?
[00:07:43] We're doing a very special review today. We are doing a battle betwixt the two most popular wing joints in the entire
[00:07:52] United States
[00:07:53] Wingstop versus
[00:07:56] Buffalo Wild Wings now depending on where you are one place may be more popular than the other
[00:08:00] But both of them are highly successful chains within their own right within their own niche of chicken wings
[00:08:07] Buffalo Wild Wings much more variety than wingstop, which we will see in this review wingstop
[00:08:13] Really just focusing in honing on the wings themselves Buffalo Wild Wings kind of a sports bar restaurant wingstop
[00:08:19] It's kind of a wingstop, you know, it's a place he gets he stopped to get wings and that's about it
[00:08:23] So we're going to be reviewing them today. I
[00:08:26] I originally was going to be doing a different video in place of this.
[00:08:29] I was going to review the entire menu of Long John Silver's.
[00:08:32] However, there are like five Long John Silver's ever,
[00:08:36] and none of them are in New Jersey outside of one, which I called,
[00:08:40] and they don't serve the full menu.
[00:08:42] So instead, we're going to be doing this because I have Alpha Gao
[00:08:45] and I can't eat a lot of restaurants,
[00:08:46] and this is a restaurant that I could eat at.
[00:08:48] So, that's what we're doing today.
[00:08:51] Now, chat. I ordered, I tried to order an equal amount of things from both places.
[00:08:58] Now, I originally was going to pin the wings versus the wings and the sides versus the sides.
[00:09:03] We got to skew it up a little bit.
[00:09:05] Looking into this, Wingstop has far, far less than Buffalo Wild Wings.
[00:09:11] Editor, throw up a side-by-side scroll of Buffalo Wild Wings venue versus Wingstop.
[00:09:17] Wingstop is primarily wings, like two sides and one dessert.
[00:09:21] That's it. That's all they have, right? It's just a lot of wings.
[00:09:25] Buffalo Wild Wings has more sauces, more sides, appetizers, different menu items.
[00:09:31] They both have a chicken sandwich, which I did get without pickles,
[00:09:34] and we're gonna fact check whether or not they put pickles on them or not,
[00:09:37] because that's also going to be a doc of a point.
[00:09:38] This is how we're going to do the review.
[00:09:42] Each category of things, okay, so there's four categories I did.
[00:09:48] Wings obviously desserts sides and a chicken sandwich
[00:09:54] Those are the four categories. Those are the four things that we're going to be rating today
[00:09:58] I got six different wing types from each place
[00:10:01] I looked up their most popular wings or wing sauces rather because each place has like 15 to 25 wing sauces
[00:10:10] And we're going to be reviewing
[00:10:12] that
[00:10:13] Or their top their top sexes on each little rundown of what I got from each place
[00:10:19] Let's rattle it off very similar
[00:10:22] Price point for each of these I did get more. I got less chicken wings. Here's the annoying thing
[00:10:27] Okay, I don't already want to give an edge to Buffalo Wildlings, but when I ordered this
[00:10:33] If you order 30 wings from Wingstop, you can get three different sauces if you order 20 wings
[00:10:39] from Buffalo Wild Wings you can get four different sauces.
[00:10:43] So I had to order 60 wings,
[00:10:47] 60 wings from Wingstop to get six different sauces.
[00:10:51] Insanity, I'm gonna eat them over the next coming days.
[00:10:54] There will be no food waste.
[00:10:55] I promise you I will be eating all of the wings.
[00:10:58] Okay, when we're done,
[00:10:59] I'm gonna go put them in the fridge
[00:11:01] but I have them all sitting on the floor next to me.
[00:11:03] Also another annoying thing about Wingstop,
[00:11:09] Their fries came loose. I didn't pick these up. I I door-to-asked them
[00:11:15] Their fries came loose they do look good
[00:11:19] They look cold, but they look good and I'll show them to the camera in a minute here
[00:11:24] One of the downsides for Wingstop right now. I'm not gonna I'm not gonna
[00:11:28] You know tax any points on them for that, but any other discrepancies there may be some problems here
[00:11:35] But here's what I ordered from each
[00:11:37] Um Wingstop came out to a hundred and nineteen dollars and ninety nine and ninety five cents just for the food not for like anything else
[00:11:46] Oh actually that is with tip that is with tip included in delivery costs. So not bad
[00:11:52] We got the Cajun fried corn from Wingstop a
[00:11:55] Fucking fan favorite some they say the seasoned fries as per usual. We got the chicken sandwich original hot flavor
[00:12:02] I feel like you got to go kind of original or like buffalo for a chicken sandwich
[00:12:06] Then we got 20 wings with spicy Korean, Louisiana barbecue and Cajun. Wait, am I reading? Oh, I'm reading Wingsop, yeah.
[00:12:16] Oh wait, it is 20 wings.
[00:12:26] I'm a jackass. Ignore everything else that I just said. It was 20 wings for three sauces.
[00:12:32] So Wingstop's actually more expensive than Buffalo Wild Wings.
[00:12:40] No they're not.
[00:12:41] Because, alright sorry, editor chop this up.
[00:12:43] I ordered 40 wings from Wingstop and 30 wings from Buffalo Wild Wings.
[00:12:48] That's how this worked out.
[00:12:49] I ordered 70 wings total because the sauce is you're only able to order three per 20
[00:12:53] at Wingstop.
[00:12:54] Anyways, back to what I was saying.
[00:12:55] The sauces that I got from Wingstop, Cajun, Spicy Korean, Louisiana Rub, Mild Hickory
[00:13:01] smoked barbecue and hot honey rub. A lot of rubs and a lot of spicy stuff, but that's apparently
[00:13:05] the most popular shit, so that's what I ordered. From Buffalo Wild Wings, the wing sauces are as
[00:13:13] follows. Honey barbecue, Parmesan garlic, medium, Asian zing, lemon pepper, dry seasoning, and
[00:13:19] original buffalo. Gotta get original buffalo at fucking Buffalo Wild Wings. Then we got a spicy
[00:13:24] chicken sandwich no mayo no pickles potato wedges french fries cheese curds and
[00:13:32] two desserts
[00:13:33] Two desserts the wings up. We only got a brownie
[00:13:36] We got another brownie at Buffalo Wild Wings to compare and I also got a New York style cheesecake
[00:13:42] There was way more stuff at Buffalo Wild Wings. I could have ordered way more. I could have gotten mozzarella
[00:13:48] Sex I could have gotten nachos I could have gotten fucking. I'm pretty sure they'd like egg roll shit
[00:13:52] I don't know. They had so much stuff.
[00:13:54] I chat. I know you're unhappy if I didn't get your favorite sauce. Trust me.
[00:13:59] I knew this was going to happen, but I tried to keep a level of integrity in this review, okay?
[00:14:05] If I order too many sauces, it gets too muddled, right?
[00:14:08] We have to pin the best against the best, right?
[00:14:10] Nobody's ordering those weird-ass flavors that only you like, right?
[00:14:16] So that's what we got.
[00:14:17] Mango habanero. Did I get mango habanero? I do like mango habanero, but I didn't get that.
[00:14:21] Apparently it wasn't their top. I looked at like three different websites and to be fair on Buffalo Wildlings
[00:14:26] I tagged on lemon pepper drive seasoning because I love lemon pepper drive seasoning shot done Willie stop
[00:14:34] stop stop
[00:14:36] Sorry to send more. Why don't you do the spiciest versus the spiciest because that's not a review. That's just me fucking shitting my pants I
[00:14:44] Knew somebody else was gonna say that as well, and it's not even a shocker that it was you shock on Willie
[00:14:48] I thought about that when I ordered both of these. I said should I get their fucking wild sauce?
[00:14:53] Should I get their fucking Carolina Reaper shit?
[00:14:58] No, because then it's not a review then it's not an enjoyable muck bang it turns into a food challenge, you know
[00:15:05] And I don't want to do that. I
[00:15:08] Don't want to do that because that's not fun. That's not enjoyable. Maybe it's fun for you not for me
[00:15:13] Briscoe King, Eris Prime, Thot, Fanos, Pop, Dill, Ella, and Hambonius from the 1000s.
[00:15:19] Shock Little Big, It's Miss Soul, Trent, I Love They, Beagle's Trent,
[00:15:23] Lily, Cannes, Bryce Boy, Loaded My, Harshee, Corral, Patty, BB4, and Sapthake of the 10 gift goods.
[00:15:31] Alright.
[00:15:31] Are we ready to hop in?
[00:15:33] Now, here's how we're gonna do the review.
[00:15:34] Sides against the sides.
[00:15:36] There's two sides versus two sides, or actually three sides versus two sides.
[00:15:40] I'm gonna kind of count potato wedges and french fries in the same right whichever one feels better is what we're gonna do
[00:15:45] So we're gonna pin the french fries potato wedges and cheese curds versus the corn and the fries
[00:15:52] Six wings versus six wings and then we have two desserts versus one dessert and the chicken sandwich versus chicken sandwich
[00:15:58] That's how we're gonna do it. I'm gonna for the wing sauces
[00:16:01] I'm gonna give everyone a scale of one to ten. We'll do cumulative score versus cumulative score for everything else
[00:16:07] It'll just be best versus best
[00:16:10] Is that fair?
[00:16:13] I think that's fair because I have more stuff
[00:16:15] from Buffalo Wild Wings.
[00:16:17] So I'll just do the best of the sides
[00:16:20] versus the best of the desserts.
[00:16:23] You know, it's a little unfair if I have to only get
[00:16:26] the brownie from Buffalo Wild Wings
[00:16:28] when they have six desserts
[00:16:29] and now I'm pinning it that against that, right?
[00:16:32] It's a little stupid.
[00:16:33] So I did give Buffalo Wild Wings a little bit
[00:16:35] of an edge here in the sense that their best item
[00:16:38] that I bought will go against the only item from Wingstop.
[00:16:42] What do we want to start with?
[00:16:48] Dump from the thousand buddies,
[00:16:49] Oh, switchy J, my and champ for the sub,
[00:16:51] prod one way, TNT and trod over the sub.
[00:16:53] We could start with the wings.
[00:16:55] I'm fine to start with the wings
[00:16:57] and then we get into the other shit.
[00:16:59] I haven't eaten at all,
[00:17:00] so I'm gonna fucking munch this shit down.
[00:17:04] The sandwich?
[00:17:05] Meh.
[00:17:06] Let's start with the wings.
[00:17:08] Let's start with the wings. Why not?
[00:17:09] Now, the other thing about Wingstop,
[00:17:11] oh, this is the chicken sandwich.
[00:17:14] The other thing about Wingstop is they just gave me a bunch of random different assortments of boxes.
[00:17:22] Should we do like one by one, or should we go through every wing?
[00:17:27] I feel like I should do all of Wingstop and then all of Buffalo Wildwings.
[00:17:33] I don't think I should do one sauce versus one sausage.
[00:17:36] It'll get too confusing.
[00:17:37] Because we need cumulative score here.
[00:17:40] All right.
[00:17:41] This one, OK, the other thing is Buffalo Wild Wings
[00:17:45] labeled their stuff.
[00:17:47] So I know what sauce is what sauce.
[00:17:49] Wingstop did not.
[00:17:51] Like, this doesn't say what it is.
[00:17:53] Oh, it does.
[00:17:53] Never mind.
[00:17:54] I'm a jackass.
[00:17:57] I'm a jackass.
[00:17:58] Never mind.
[00:17:59] It says in very small lettering, classic barbecue.
[00:18:02] So that's what we're starting out with.
[00:18:05] Are you guys a flat or a drummy guy?
[00:18:07] I'm a bit of a flat man, myself.
[00:18:10] Starting out, we have a very, I'm going to move my keyboard so I don't drip anything on it.
[00:18:14] We have a very wet honey barbecue dripping with sauce.
[00:18:20] Love to see it.
[00:18:20] I am a flat man myself, but I have grown accustomed to the drum.
[00:18:25] Cheers.
[00:18:26] Now, I'm going to be raiding each wing as a whole as well, okay?
[00:18:37] I'm not just raiding the sauce.
[00:18:39] I'm raiding the wing.
[00:18:40] If the wing sucks, I'm telling you the wing sucks.
[00:18:45] Not a very tender wing from Wingstop.
[00:18:49] Sauce is immaculate though.
[00:18:55] I'm happy we're starting with Honey Barbecue.
[00:18:59] I feel like that's a good middle ground.
[00:19:05] Joe knows ball flats.
[00:19:06] Well, I like doing this with flats too.
[00:19:09] Break them open.
[00:19:11] Eat the whole thing.
[00:19:12] Now, some of you may call me wasteful.
[00:19:16] I'm not a guy that eats the Gressel on the ends.
[00:19:19] That's goblin shit.
[00:19:23] That's actual goblin shit.
[00:19:24] That's what you're getting out of me.
[00:19:26] All right, I know it's a little bit of waste,
[00:19:27] but I'm not eating a fucking gristle on the sides.
[00:19:30] I'm getting 95% of the wing.
[00:19:34] And that's it.
[00:19:34] Now, I will say there's a chance I shift scores
[00:19:39] poat in hindsight, all right?
[00:19:42] I have a base, but I'm allowed to change if I want to.
[00:19:46] This is hard to just rate this off of nothing,
[00:19:48] but it wasn't bad.
[00:19:50] The wing wasn't tender enough.
[00:19:52] However, the sauce, banging, honey barbecue, not my favorite sauce, used to be when I was younger, but now I'm more of a spicy guy, and I know Wingstop has a lot of spicy stuff upcoming, so I am looking forward to that.
[00:20:05] Let me toss this out, I'm putting this back in the fridge.
[00:20:07] Wingstop, your honey barbecue flavor, for me, five being middle of the road, five being a true middle of the road here, I'm going to give you a 6.5.
[00:20:18] I
[00:20:20] Think the wing the sauce maybe knocked it down from a 10 to a 9 and then the wing itself
[00:20:25] You know knocked it down a little bit more actually a 10 to an 8 the sauce matters admittedly and a wing it does
[00:20:31] It's 80% of the fucking way
[00:20:37] Right now six and a half total for wing stop we have five more wings to review total score versus total score this one is
[00:20:43] is hot honey, which came in a big container for some reason.
[00:20:47] Why they do this?
[00:20:48] I don't know.
[00:20:49] Hot honey works fucking banging.
[00:20:51] This is the type of wing I would order at any restaurant.
[00:20:54] If it were up to me, this is what I would get.
[00:20:58] Something that has a little bit of sauce,
[00:21:00] but it's also a little bit dried,
[00:21:02] and you're really just focusing on the skin
[00:21:05] of the wing here.
[00:21:06] I want a crispy bite.
[00:21:07] I'm going to take a bite of a drum here.
[00:21:09] Now, other thing that I'm going to say,
[00:21:11] If you get wings and you get them like this, naked,
[00:21:16] that's how a wing should be done, all right?
[00:21:19] If you get wings at like Hooters or another wingstop
[00:21:23] where they batter them,
[00:21:29] you're telling me you can't just fucking focus
[00:21:31] on the skin of the wing itself.
[00:21:33] Now Hooters does have good ass wings.
[00:21:35] Now Hooters does have good ass wings, I will tell you.
[00:21:38] Why Hooters?
[00:21:39] Because they batter their wings.
[00:21:41] but you could get them naked.
[00:21:42] If you go to any restaurant, get wings naked.
[00:21:47] Hot honey.
[00:21:50] I have high hopes for this one.
[00:22:01] Did I say this is my breakfast?
[00:22:04] I've been eating today.
[00:22:08] So instead of a breakfast for lunch,
[00:22:10] This is a lack fist, a lunch for breakfast.
[00:22:15] Like six times.
[00:22:16] Oh, I don't know if you knew or not.
[00:22:18] I haven't eaten yet.
[00:22:24] I haven't eaten yet.
[00:22:25] This is a good way.
[00:22:27] A kneaded needs a little bit more sauce.
[00:22:30] Actually needs a little bit more sauce.
[00:22:35] Better than the honey barbecue though.
[00:22:38] 100%.
[00:22:40] I flopped with that that wing was better too. I might have gotten an undercooked not an undercooked wing, but a bad way
[00:22:48] You can get a bad wing from time to time I
[00:22:53] Enjoyed that one. I give what I give the honey barbecue to six and a half. Oh
[00:22:59] Geez
[00:23:01] I'm gonna give that am I am I am I allowed to go beyond half points. I feel like that's weird I
[00:23:07] I feel like I should have to give half our whole points if I'm really going into like
[00:23:14] 7.7 that's a little too specific for a six-wing review
[00:23:22] Tenths are okay. All right, I'll give that a 7 7
[00:23:26] 7 7 we got to remember this because I'm gonna have to do the math at the end 6 5 and 7 7
[00:23:31] That was a good way. I know 7 doesn't sound good
[00:23:34] 77 you know in reality is a C in the grade scale, but
[00:23:39] You know, I'm pretty specific. I'm pretty specific pretty specific about the wings. I like
[00:23:51] Next I
[00:23:54] Don't remember the sauce as I said, so this is a little a little mystery surprise for me to Korean zing wait now
[00:24:01] Asian zing from Buffalo Wild Wings. What is this?
[00:24:05] Let's open the hatch
[00:24:10] You actually not ill reverse reverse young
[00:24:16] What is this Korean barbecue those actually look banging
[00:24:23] Korean chicken what it what was the flavor of this one Korean something?
[00:24:28] It looks it looks spicy spicy Korean. I've really covered in sauce here
[00:24:34] Oh God, they do smell good.
[00:24:37] They do smell good. Do I want to go for a wing or a flat? I'll go for a wing. We'll do every other to maintain fairness.
[00:24:44] We'll do a little close-up. That's a good glazed wing there. Look at that.
[00:24:50] You can literally see it reflecting.
[00:24:53] You know, I've always wanted to learn. Have you ever seen the video of the people that do like this?
[00:24:56] And they go, boom, and then they just suck the wing out? Pause.
[00:25:00] I've never been able to do it.
[00:25:03] They like push it down and then they just like and just inhale the lane
[00:25:11] I don't know how to do it though
[00:25:19] Oh, yeah, oh, yeah, oh, yeah
[00:25:28] I always fail at doing that usually I'll go like this
[00:25:30] And I'll find the joint and I just break it and then I got that and then I got
[00:25:38] Like a pseudo drum to work with
[00:25:46] A bit of a gristle bite there not good won't dock it though
[00:25:55] That's the best sauce thus far
[00:25:57] That's the best sauce thus far, and it's not even close Wow
[00:26:05] That's one of those where you sit down and eat 30 of them eat 30 of them and you're just kind of like sitting there like this
[00:26:13] and you're like
[00:26:15] Hyperventilating because it's not spicy on the first one, but by the 30th you're like kind of dying
[00:26:20] That's me with a red lobster seat for the boil. I'm gonna give that
[00:26:27] What did I give I give honey a 7 7 that was better I
[00:26:31] Said it was the best one by far, but by far just bumps it up a little bit. I'm gonna give it an 8 6
[00:26:39] 7 7 8 6 and 6 5
[00:26:43] What is that do the math
[00:26:46] 30 only try how many wings do you think you could eat in a sitting one sitting probably 50
[00:26:53] No probably 40. I think I'd hit a wall most of every unit is sitting just casually was like 30 and you hit a wall
[00:27:02] You hit a wall pretty quick. It's it's easier to eat a bunch of chicken nuggets
[00:27:07] Like when you do like the hundred chicken nugget challenge like you could you could get down a lot of chicken nuggets more so than wings
[00:27:15] Like 12 the most wings you could eat in one sitting is 12
[00:27:19] Next. Oh, this is two. This is Louisiana rub and Cajun. This one's gonna be good.
[00:27:30] I'm curious if Cajun's also a rub or a sauce. They're probably, yeah, they're both
[00:27:36] rubs. That Cajun looks so fucking good. Wait, hold up. Let me, let me tear this open.
[00:27:42] Louisiana Rub and Cajun, which one do we think is which?
[00:27:51] This one looks lame as fuck.
[00:27:58] These kind of look just naked.
[00:28:01] Cajun's red.
[00:28:02] So this is Louisiana Rub.
[00:28:06] Bro, I'm pretty sure these are just plain wings.
[00:28:12] I'm almost certain. Is that sauce? It doesn't even smell. It just smells like a chicken wing.
[00:28:21] They have flavor. Okay. Well, we'll try the we'll try the lame one first. I'm I'm assuming this is
[00:28:29] This is Louisiana
[00:28:37] It's a rub I
[00:28:39] I know, but normally you'd still see the rub
[00:28:45] Like this isn't a sauce either and I see it's dark red
[00:28:54] I mean I taste something it kind of just tastes like a plain wing though. Oh
[00:29:01] Should I have gotten plain to just compare wing for wing fuck that would have been a good idea
[00:29:09] Just quality the wing itself
[00:29:12] Yeah, I
[00:29:14] Think that'll just play into the rating of each wing honestly. That was a good way
[00:29:20] No sauce though, but I could eat them if there is Louisiana rub on it
[00:29:28] Or at least some level of seasoning I
[00:29:34] Still liked it better than honey barbecue. Can I bump honey barbecue down?
[00:29:39] I think Honey Barbecue makes the wings soggy and gross.
[00:29:43] Is that a stupid take?
[00:29:44] I don't know what it is because any other sauce on the wing, like the spicy Korean,
[00:29:49] it didn't make it feel wet.
[00:29:50] It felt just like glazed and good,
[00:29:53] but I feel like Honey Barbecue makes the wing feel wet and bad.
[00:29:57] I'm gonna bump the Honey Barbecue down to a 6.
[00:30:00] So we have a 6, 7.7, 8.
[00:30:04] What did I rate the other one than 8, 6?
[00:30:09] What did I rate the third one, 8-2?
[00:30:12] So we have a, oh no, it was an 8-6.
[00:30:14] 6, 7, 7, 8-6.
[00:30:16] I gotta, I gotta, yo, can,
[00:30:18] can somebody write this down?
[00:30:20] Can somebody write that down?
[00:30:23] Hold up, pinky finger maneuvering here.
[00:30:26] I'm gonna open a calculator.
[00:30:29] Calc, you waiter.
[00:30:35] Okay, we have a 6 plus editor,
[00:30:38] to throw up the math on screen.
[00:30:42] Six plus 7.7 plus 8.2.
[00:30:48] The reason I wanted to bump that down
[00:30:50] is because I think this is better than the honey barbecue,
[00:30:53] but I gotta give it a six five.
[00:30:55] So that's gonna be a six five.
[00:30:58] And then this one Cajun, which looks fucking so good.
[00:31:05] I think it's just because it's like beat red.
[00:31:08] Oh, yeah, that was an eight sex all at a point for my god.
[00:31:25] Oh my god.
[00:31:28] It's.
[00:31:38] What?
[00:31:48] Oh.
[00:31:49] Nine five.
[00:31:50] Oh.
[00:31:51] Oh nine five.
[00:31:52] Come on.
[00:31:53] Oh.
[00:31:54] This isn't Cajun if this is Louis whatever one this is is a 9-5
[00:32:04] Oh, this is that shit that I get dirty it's starting to get on my mouth I could eat fucking 80 of those
[00:32:11] All those are so fucking good 9-5
[00:32:15] 9-5
[00:32:17] Holy fuck
[00:32:18] Holy fuck. They're spicy too
[00:32:21] Is that Cajun or Louisiana rub Cajun seasoning generally is red
[00:32:29] I have to add point four and then a nine five. We have one more laying from Langstop to get their total score
[00:32:34] Right now they're at a thirty eight point three thirty eight point three out of a potential fifty
[00:32:41] Which isn't bad. I don't want it to be like oh we end the review and they're at like a fucking 42 out of 60
[00:32:46] And that's bad. No, that's good
[00:32:48] That's fucking amazing. Wow. Hey, when you stop, it comes out swinging on the fucking second to last.
[00:32:55] What's this one? This is just a miscellaneous one. There's no, there's no thing on it.
[00:33:02] Oh, are these, is this just buffalo? What is this one?
[00:33:08] I gotta check my fucking phone. Hold up. Hey, one more thing. I'm sorry, I'm not trying to give buffalo a lot of wings and that to you.
[00:33:15] wet wipes. They give you wet wipes. You want to know the craziest marketing scam ever, but
[00:33:23] I even fall for it and use it, dude wipes. Dude wipes are any, honestly, any product that
[00:33:28] is identical to the base product, but tailored towards a specific sex. Razors for women.
[00:33:39] They're just, honestly, I'm going to have to take, I've used a woman's razor before.
[00:33:44] Shittier than men's razors just buy men's razors
[00:33:47] Women's razors are more expensive with less blades and they're gross
[00:33:52] They're just they're they're just fucking bad. They're they're bad quality like if you buy a reusable or not a reusable like
[00:34:00] Like a pack of those pink disposable razors versus the blue ones that are for men the men's razors are better and cheaper
[00:34:08] They're pink and they they up-price them and they're worse
[00:34:14] Anyways, I was saying Dude Wipes. Dude Wipes is just baby wipes, but for men, just buy baby wipes.
[00:34:22] But Dude Wipes, I still buy them, and they have some pumpkin spice ones, they make your butt smell nice.
[00:34:27] Alright, anyways. I gotta check what this one is. This is the last sauce from, uh, Winkstop.
[00:34:38] It's mild. I think I got mild from both.
[00:34:41] I don't I'm not I'm not 100% sure I'm that but I think mild mild is generally a popular flavor
[00:34:49] Amongst any wing place just because that's what people know
[00:34:53] And it's not too spicy, but they like the spice like most people aren't gonna get hot
[00:34:58] That cadence making my nose water
[00:35:00] Or not my nose water my nose run
[00:35:03] Yeah, I'm fucking watering out of my nose right now
[00:35:06] What even is mild I?
[00:35:08] I
[00:35:10] Perceive mild as like a like a watered down Frank's red hot like just like a spicy sauce
[00:35:19] But it's not that spicy nicotine butt wipes with that get you high mild
[00:35:29] Looks like a regular regular mild wing I've been eating a lot of drums
[00:35:33] I feel like you get more of the experience more more than meat
[00:35:38] I don't think you can say that.
[00:35:58] Can I say mild is kind of boring?
[00:36:02] It doesn't taste bad, but it's like you bite into it and you're like, oh, the
[00:36:06] flavor is good.
[00:36:06] And then it just dies.
[00:36:08] or a Louisiana rub or something that's like more flavorful because like it just get a hot wing
[00:36:24] Like it's just better
[00:36:28] Have a shrunk the way you know
[00:36:34] I gotta say should we do a wing size comparison as well
[00:36:38] I mean, I don't know. There's like an overall average. This is the wing. Just keep a mental
[00:36:51] image. Pretty big wing. Or not a big, big wing. That's a medium sized wing. And I like
[00:36:56] a medium sized wing. I went to a diner one time. Or no, it wasn't a diner. It was a
[00:37:02] Dive Bar in, um, I think it was South Carolina or North Carolina.
[00:37:10] And they didn't charge you.
[00:37:12] You want to know a bad wing place, and this is just a Joe Bartake.
[00:37:15] And you could say that, I know I haven't rated that yet.
[00:37:17] You could say this is just, uh, you know, a bad Joe Bartake, whatever.
[00:37:20] I don't care.
[00:37:21] If I'm at a restaurant and on the menu, the wings are sold by weight, not,
[00:37:27] not count, bad wing spot.
[00:37:30] Bad wing spot.
[00:37:32] And you could say, oh no, it's because they weigh them out.
[00:37:35] They're good. No.
[00:37:36] Because then you're going to get four gigundus morbidly obese wings
[00:37:41] that are like eating a turkey leg from Disneyland.
[00:37:45] I don't want that.
[00:37:47] I don't want tiny wings.
[00:37:49] I don't want big wings.
[00:37:51] That's why I like chain wing spots like Buffalo Wild Wings and Wingstop
[00:37:55] because then I get 10 okay sized wings, right?
[00:37:59] 20, okay, size of wings.
[00:38:02] When you eat one of those dinosaur dodo bird chicken legs,
[00:38:06] get the fuck out of here with that shit.
[00:38:08] I don't want any of that.
[00:38:09] Same thing back when I used to be able to eat hamburgers.
[00:38:12] If you go to a fucking bar and you order a hamburger
[00:38:15] and they bring out the fucking,
[00:38:17] the gigundus Krabby Patty and it's this fucking big,
[00:38:22] it's a whole pack of ground meat
[00:38:24] that they put on a sopping wet bun.
[00:38:27] Yuck!
[00:38:28] How do you have somebody eat that and go,
[00:38:30] yeah, we should serve this on the menu?
[00:38:33] Give them a side of a pickle.
[00:38:35] Give them a pickle on the side.
[00:38:37] Yeah, yeah, I love that.
[00:38:42] Oh, and instead of giving them a bottle of ketchup,
[00:38:45] why don't we give them 45 ketchup packets?
[00:38:48] What's cause people steal the condiments? Oh my god. Yeah, that's a problem. I understand that.
[00:39:01] But like, if I'm eating French fries and I have to open 15 fucking ketchup packets and
[00:39:08] then put them down and now I'm like, what do I do with all this trash? I just have
[00:39:13] It's so stupid
[00:39:16] What is this drink gamer stops code bar 10% off sorry
[00:39:22] Normally I have a coffee in the morning, but I didn't eat or drink anything don't know if I said that already so
[00:39:28] Yeah, anyways, um, we're gonna give mild
[00:39:34] God the flavor's fine it's just the spice sucks, but it's mild man. I can't really dock it for that
[00:39:39] I'll give it a 6-4
[00:39:41] 64 slightly below the Louise. Honestly, no, it was as good as Louisiana rub 65
[00:39:46] 65
[00:39:51] Equals 44.8
[00:39:53] Wing stops total score for their six best wing flavors at least that I found and I know there's probably gonna be some comments
[00:40:01] That are like that's actually not their six most popular
[00:40:04] They're among the most popular six of the among the most popular
[00:40:08] flavors
[00:40:10] Out of 60 not bad moving on to Buffalo Wildlings
[00:40:16] We have so much more shit after this of these earth sides
[00:40:22] See you know how I to open all those packs. I'm not trying to you know
[00:40:27] I'm not trying to go in advice here, but they got an efficiency down at Buffalo Wildlings wing stop
[00:40:34] It's like that scene from SpongeBob where they're screening and panicking
[00:40:37] trying to like serve papers to each other in like Patrick's brain or some shit.
[00:40:43] You missed one. I didn't miss one. I rated six.
[00:40:47] Now this is Buffalo Wildlings. Look, six. Six wings. Very simple, and they title them with little stickers.
[00:40:55] I enjoy that. I enjoy that.
[00:40:58] Now the ones that we have here are Asian's Ink Medium, Parmesan Garlic, Honey Barbecue,
[00:41:04] Original Buffalo and Lemon Pepper.
[00:41:07] It's just I don't know am I crazy? I'm not I the presentation is better at Buffalo Wildlings
[00:41:16] And I know I gotta say this three years ago three years ago not sponsored anymore three years ago
[00:41:23] I did an ad for Buffalo Wildlings. They give me a gift card for Buffalo Wildlings. I ran through that shit a
[00:41:31] Month not even look at us
[00:41:35] You know what I'm not looking forward to
[00:41:37] Parmesan garlic.
[00:41:42] Come on.
[00:41:47] Really?
[00:41:48] Why are we?
[00:41:49] I know.
[00:41:50] And then it's the same thing.
[00:41:52] People, you know what actually annoys me?
[00:41:55] This is just like such a, such a frat guy thing.
[00:41:58] And I have a lot of friends that were in frats, but they'll go, oh,
[00:42:01] salt and Vinny.
[00:42:02] Yeah, I get the salt and Vinny at fucking Buffalo Wild.
[00:42:05] Why are you getting Salt and Vinegar at Buffalo Wild Wings?
[00:42:08] You buffoon.
[00:42:11] Out of every Salt, you have 24 options,
[00:42:14] and you're gonna go, I'm gonna get Salt and Viney.
[00:42:16] Ew.
[00:42:17] What?
[00:42:18] Get something else.
[00:42:20] I didn't get this because it wasn't on the most popular,
[00:42:22] but the one that I get, it's fucking something jalapeno.
[00:42:26] That shit's gas, okay?
[00:42:29] What are we gonna start with?
[00:42:30] Asian Zing, let's do it.
[00:42:31] Asian Zing looks like the spicy Korean I don't want to say this is their
[00:42:38] competitor here but it what honestly they look around the same size of wing
[00:42:45] because there's just variety here so I can't really dock it one way or another
[00:42:49] I think wingstop might be slightly larger hold up
[00:42:54] Alright, lock in. Asian Zeng. Almost identical to the spicy Korean now. A flavor I have ordered
[00:43:06] before, but I don't really remember.
[00:43:21] A core memory I have growing up is going to Buffalo Wild Wings, because my parents are
[00:43:29] divorced.
[00:43:30] I wouldn't see my dad very often.
[00:43:31] a bottle of Wild Wings with my dad.
[00:43:35] And I would get way too spicy of a wing for my age
[00:43:38] and a cherry limeade.
[00:43:39] And I would drink probably three cherry limates
[00:43:42] in like 20 minutes.
[00:43:44] Just I would be like, yeah, I know I can handle it.
[00:43:47] Yeah, give me the mango habanero.
[00:43:48] I love the spice.
[00:43:50] I'm like 11 years old.
[00:43:51] Yeah, I love them.
[00:43:52] Yeah, mango habanero is so good.
[00:43:54] I'd eat like three wings.
[00:43:55] Just be like, just panting.
[00:44:01] Vital, thank you for the 10 gift cards.
[00:44:16] I'm in my head comparing it to the spicy Korean one, but I can't do that. They have to be their own rating because that's how I'm doing the scoring.
[00:44:25] There can't be comparativeness because it fucks it up, so I just got to rate it by itself.
[00:44:28] It's good
[00:44:39] Very sweet, I I'm again I said I'm not comparing and it's not gonna affect the score
[00:44:45] This one sweeter than wing stops around the same spice level
[00:44:50] Seven six seven six seven six to start it out. Let's start up the calculator. So I don't forget
[00:45:03] Seven six. I have low hopes for this parmesan garlic. Should we get that out of the way?
[00:45:08] I don't like I don't like how wet it looks
[00:45:12] We'll do a flat for this one. God. It just looks like fucking like splooge or something. It just looks bad
[00:45:17] I don't know man. I'm not a I'm not a fan. It looks wet. My nose is running
[00:45:25] Yeah, I
[00:45:26] Don't know. I don't like cheese. I don't want cheese. Why parmesan garlic. Yeah, they have the at Buffalo Wildlings
[00:45:33] They have a garlic barbecue. Why not get that?
[00:45:37] Why is this a top flavor? Let's see. I haven't had one of these in years. Maybe it'll change my mind
[00:45:41] I'm gonna go in with no bias
[00:45:47] All right, all right.
[00:46:11] It's very good. Now, it's very good. Now, it's not the type of wing that I would normally
[00:46:25] order because there's no spice whatsoever. But I think this is, see, honestly, I'm gonna
[00:46:31] hard pivot here. You remember I was complaining about mild and I was like, why the fuck
[00:46:35] are people ordering mild? If you order mild, probably just order something like this
[00:46:40] Because it's flavorful.
[00:46:42] And it's like you're not trying to match some level of spice
[00:46:45] that is not existent.
[00:46:47] It's good.
[00:46:49] I'm going to eat another one.
[00:46:50] I'm eating another one just to get a score.
[00:46:52] It's not that I'm not trying to be like, oh,
[00:46:54] there's going to be a 10.
[00:46:55] It's not a 10.
[00:46:56] But it's good.
[00:47:07] It's good as fuck.
[00:47:11] So good
[00:47:23] I don't know I'm like being inflicted because I
[00:47:30] Still don't think I would order this because there are other sauces that I like more. I like spice on a wing, but
[00:47:40] I got to give that like an eight. I got to give that like an eight five. I
[00:47:45] Got to give that an eight five. It's better than the Asian thing
[00:47:50] The flavors better I like the spice more I like to the spice more from the Asian thing
[00:47:56] But that's just like it's a good ass playing man
[00:47:59] It's a good ass playing and it's not like you're not back the thing about spice is spice is so good
[00:48:06] But you do start getting a ruddy nose and you hit a wall and you know
[00:48:11] There's like negatives to it whereas that you can just eat a million of them. So I gotta give it an A5
[00:48:18] Hicks just said wings are overrated
[00:48:22] Horrible take what's next one medium. Okay, let's get this out of the way. So this is mild now
[00:48:29] This buffalo wild wings have medium mild medium mediums more than mild, right?
[00:48:36] Like it's it's mild medium hot
[00:48:44] So medium should have some level of spice and it does look a little spicier maybe that's just because it's more orange
[00:48:51] I
[00:49:02] Think my problem with a mild or medium, too is when I was younger I
[00:49:07] Used to eat a lot of chicken patties and like frozen foods that you in microwave
[00:49:15] And
[00:49:16] And mild is very re- mild and honey barbecue is very reminiscent of that bag frozen chicken wings.
[00:49:23] You know what I'm talking about? That you heat up in the oven?
[00:49:30] So I think it's like a mental blockage where I'm like, oh, these just taste like freezer chicken wings.
[00:49:39] They're obviously better because the freezer chicken wings are just dog shit, but...
[00:49:46] Turn off the music notes serenading me while I eat my chicken wings
[00:49:54] I'm probably gonna eat like what 2,000 calories during this review
[00:50:00] It's gonna be a lot
[00:50:08] It's better and what did I rate the the mild from wingstop it's at least on par if not slightly better
[00:50:16] because they're spicier.
[00:50:18] A little spicier.
[00:50:20] And the spiciness adds a level of flavor.
[00:50:23] Six-five?
[00:50:25] I don't think there's seven. I'm going to go six-eight.
[00:50:33] Now we have Honey Barbecue.
[00:50:35] Ahhhh.
[00:50:39] I'm like never ordering this.
[00:50:41] I'm never ordering this.
[00:50:43] I know it's like a fan favorite.
[00:50:45] And it's so honey barbecue.
[00:50:46] It's so good.
[00:50:47] No.
[00:50:49] I'm just also a tiny wing, I will say.
[00:50:53] Tiny wing.
[00:50:55] You know what I'm going to do?
[00:50:56] I have noticed the Buffalo Wild Wings wings
[00:50:58] are slightly smaller.
[00:51:02] And if that continues into that box,
[00:51:04] I may dock a fraction of a point from total score.
[00:51:15] I don't think these are baby chickens baby chickens would be like no meat on the bones
[00:51:34] You ever think about that, though?
[00:51:38] If you order 20 wings off Lats, you killed 10 chickens.
[00:51:46] Well, you didn't kill the chickens. They would have died either way.
[00:51:55] But if it's chickens and drums, it's a mix. You know, you might have killed, like, five chickens, four chickens.
[00:52:01] I've killed a lot of chickens for this review, but they taste good as fuck
[00:52:12] I'm just not a fan of honey barbecue, man. Can I say that sex? I'm sorry. I'm sorry
[00:52:18] I'm sorry
[00:52:19] They're not good. They're not bad. Right if they were bad
[00:52:23] They'd be a four right a three of maybe a five a five's middle of the road five's all you did if I'm hungry
[00:52:29] and I am hungry. I would eat these more than other things, but they're not that great.
[00:52:36] Sex.
[00:52:37] Terrible take. I like honey barbecue as a flavor, just not on my chicken wings.
[00:52:42] Chicken tenders, I love a honey barbecue. Is that weird?
[00:52:46] If I order like chicken tenders or chicken nuggets, honey barbecue, amazing.
[00:52:52] If I go to a fast food restaurant and I get chicken nuggets, most of the time I'm getting honey barbecue as my sauce.
[00:52:58] But elsewhere, no. Honey mustard. And I got to say this, because I addressed it yesterday,
[00:53:10] but I didn't say it today. I'm not doing no rant. You probably noticed. I'm not doing no
[00:53:14] ranch. I'm not doing no blue cheese. A wing is good by itself. And before you sit here and go,
[00:53:21] Oh, Wingstop's known for its ranch.
[00:53:25] Wingstop's known for its ranch.
[00:53:27] Why don't you go take a bath in it then?
[00:53:29] You fucking ranch dick rider.
[00:53:31] Okay?
[00:53:34] Wingstop's known for its ranch.
[00:53:35] I'm raiding their wings, not their ranch.
[00:53:38] I'm raiding the wings in the sauce.
[00:53:40] I don't give a fuck about any of that.
[00:53:42] A good wing is a wing that stands alone by itself,
[00:53:45] which is another reason I should have gotten plain wings
[00:53:47] and I'm a jackass that I didn't compare the two.
[00:53:50] But, I don't need ranch for a wing.
[00:53:53] Oh, I love this, I love this buffalo wing.
[00:53:56] Dunk proceeds to dunk it fully
[00:53:58] that it is just straight up paint white and they eat it.
[00:54:04] You're not even tasting it.
[00:54:05] You're just covering it.
[00:54:09] Ah, sorry.
[00:54:11] I love the spicy wing.
[00:54:12] Proceeds to cover all the spice flavor.
[00:54:15] Next we have original buffalo and lemon pepper.
[00:54:17] These look bigger than the other ones, no?
[00:54:23] Some size variety fluctuation, but I won't dock a point.
[00:54:28] These are larger, much larger.
[00:54:32] Look at this wing.
[00:54:34] Fuck, much larger.
[00:54:36] Original Buffalo, from Buffalo Wild Wings.
[00:54:39] I'm gonna do my method.
[00:54:47] Yeah, make fun of me stuttering very salty
[00:55:03] bro. I'm high. Yeah, I called
[00:55:14] Ron and Jinxie last night.
[00:55:19] And they're in New Jersey right now for a marathon of chain
[00:55:24] together at the time of this recording.
[00:55:26] Him, Ron, and Wose.
[00:55:30] And I'm on the phone with them.
[00:55:32] I'm so high.
[00:55:34] I took one of those mints that I had,
[00:55:36] and I've only eaten two ever.
[00:55:37] They're 20 milligrams.
[00:55:38] I'm at the point of being almost nonverbal.
[00:55:41] Don't get high, by the way.
[00:55:43] But anyways, I'm so high and I'm playing this video game
[00:55:48] and they call me.
[00:55:49] And so I'm like texting them back.
[00:55:51] Ron starts talking to me.
[00:55:53] He goes, helicopter out by you in 20.
[00:55:56] You on?
[00:55:57] I go, what?
[00:56:00] I'm getting you a helicopter.
[00:56:01] We're going to Atlantic City.
[00:56:02] I go, new, new.
[00:56:06] I go, number one, I've said sober.
[00:56:08] I'm never getting on a helicopter.
[00:56:11] Right. Hearing how many fucking famous people die in helicopter crashes.
[00:56:18] And how many people die in helicopter crashes because they're so un fucking safe.
[00:56:23] Um, and then on top of that, I know cars are more unsafe than helicopter crashes, blah, blah, blah.
[00:56:28] We get into that shit. No, I'll get on a plane.
[00:56:30] I'm not getting on a fucking helicopter anyways.
[00:56:35] He's like, yeah, we're going to be in Atlantic City where could you come to us?
[00:56:40] I'm like you guys are not close to me. They're like, oh, we'll get a PJ. I don't know if they're going to Atlantic City tonight
[00:56:45] I don't even know what their plans are, but um
[00:56:50] Yeah
[00:56:53] Like what are they doing
[00:56:55] He was talking to me. He's like you coming. I'm like, bro. No, not right now
[00:57:00] So we'll see maybe later. Anyways, uh original buffalo
[00:57:03] It is spicy. I feel it on my tongue. It's better than medium. I would say it's
[00:57:17] probably on par with Asian Zeng. Not sweet, but it's saltier and spicier. More
[00:57:24] about the same level of spice. I'm gonna I'm gonna give it a little last
[00:57:27] I'm going to give it a 7-5.
[00:57:30] 7-5 for the buffalo.
[00:57:33] We have one last, which is lemon pepper,
[00:57:35] which is very basic.
[00:57:36] It's just dry rub, basically.
[00:57:38] Or not even a dry rub.
[00:57:39] It's just lemon pepper rub, which is dry.
[00:57:42] So I guess it is dry rub.
[00:57:45] But it's only lemon and pepper.
[00:57:47] Lock in.
[00:57:54] We already do wingstop.
[00:57:54] We did wingstop's wings.
[00:57:56] We have sides, dessert, and chicken sandwiches, too.
[00:58:09] Bit of a tougher wing here.
[00:58:13] I don't know why that is.
[00:58:26] I order lemon pepper when I get wings all the time now are they the best no I
[00:58:50] I think there are better flavors
[00:58:53] But lemon pepper is
[00:58:56] A staple okay lemon pepper is a tried and true. It'll never be bad. You know the one thing I will say and
[00:59:04] Buffalo Wild Wings if you're watching this I love you guys your lemon pepper sauce is grade a disgusting. Okay, I
[00:59:13] Love your place whenever I get wings I go there
[00:59:16] You're lemon pepper dry rubs good when I order the the lemon pepper wings and they have a lemon pepper sauce
[00:59:26] But that shit is actually a two out of ten. It is fucking gross
[00:59:33] Gross I don't know what about it throws me off
[00:59:37] It just tastes like artificial like you took like lemon juice and just doused it in like a weird slew of like cum
[00:59:46] And because that's the consistency of it. Can I look up the lemon pepper sauce? Also, I'm gonna give those a seven
[00:59:54] Lemon pepper is just a staple. I'm pretty sure it wins. No, maybe not if they got a 43.4. What was wing stops?
[01:00:04] Oh
[01:00:11] My god wingstop one
[01:00:14] 44.8, you know what carried wingstop there was their Cajun their Cajun. That's it
[01:00:20] Because this had better reviews
[01:00:23] Buffalo Wildlings was a a better
[01:00:26] Consistency of good sauces, but wingstop had a really good one that carried it
[01:00:34] That upsets me.
[01:00:40] Is it fucked that as the reviewer I want Buffalo Wildwings to win, but that kind of shows that
[01:00:45] I'm being unbiased in the sense that like even though I want them to win, Buffalo Wildwings
[01:00:50] did lose the sauce round.
[01:00:52] I will decry Buffalo Wildwings a little bit here and say that their wings were more
[01:00:56] consistently better, but their overall score was worse because Cajun was a 9-5.
[01:01:03] That shit was so good.
[01:01:05] That shit was so good.
[01:01:08] Oh.
[01:01:10] I kind of want to, OK, honestly, they're still going to lose.
[01:01:13] I'm going to bump lemon pepper up to a 7-5,
[01:01:15] giving Buffalo Wild Wings a 43.9.
[01:01:18] A 43.9 versus what, a 44.3?
[01:01:21] So about evens.
[01:01:23] About even Stevens, but Wingstop is currently 1-0.
[01:01:27] A lot more to go, though.
[01:01:31] A lot more to go, though.
[01:01:32] to go though oh I wanted to look up lemon pepper sauce lemon pepper sauce from
[01:01:42] Buffalo Wildlings oh god man it's just it looks like fucking dude it looks like
[01:01:49] mustard come like it is so gross dude like I don't I don't know why like just
[01:01:57] Get lemon pepper dry.
[01:02:00] Does this not look gross?
[01:02:03] I, and I'm not, I'm a Buffalo Wildlings connoisseur.
[01:02:07] I love Buffalo Wildlings.
[01:02:08] I hate this sauce.
[01:02:10] And I've looked at the reviews.
[01:02:12] This is like consistently the worst rated sauce they have.
[01:02:17] And I don't know why people get it.
[01:02:20] It's too citrusy.
[01:02:21] That's the problem.
[01:02:23] Lemon pepper, it's a little bit of that lemon tang
[01:02:25] and then you get the pepper and the salt,
[01:02:28] and like the saltiness from the wing itself.
[01:02:30] But the lemon pepper sauce is just so, so lemony.
[01:02:35] It's so citrusy.
[01:02:37] It's like off-putting.
[01:02:38] I feel like I'm eating a chutney,
[01:02:40] and that's what I don't like.
[01:02:42] All right.
[01:02:45] Now let's lock in.
[01:02:46] We have a lot more to go.
[01:02:47] Let's do side, actually, no, this is what we're gonna do.
[01:02:50] We're gonna do the chicken sandwiches, sides, then desserts.
[01:02:54] Obviously, you got to round off on desserts.
[01:02:58] We have chicken sandwiches.
[01:02:59] We have Buffalo Wild Wings chicken sandwich
[01:03:03] and Wing Stop chicken sandwich.
[01:03:05] I got both of these with nothing but the bun,
[01:03:08] the chicken sandwich and the sauce.
[01:03:11] I got the hot sandwich from Wing Stop
[01:03:16] and I got original hot or original Buffalo
[01:03:19] on the chicken sandwich from Buffalo Wild Wings
[01:03:22] to try and just have their base spicy chicken sandwich
[01:03:25] to be reviewed.
[01:03:26] Now, both of these say no pickle.
[01:03:30] I want that to be known.
[01:03:31] Now, I know something that you guys don't,
[01:03:34] but I'm going to show you.
[01:03:36] This says no pickle if you read it.
[01:03:42] Locker.
[01:03:44] No pickle.
[01:03:46] It says no pickle.
[01:03:47] Wing stop.
[01:03:48] What do I get?
[01:03:52] What is that? I'm not trying to be the dude from Spongebob that complains about pickles and lies about it. That's a fucking pickle!
[01:04:03] I don't want a fucking pickle on my sandwich if I put no pickles and you put a fucking tag that says no pickles on my fucking sandwich. How are you gonna get any pickles?
[01:04:13] Oh my god, there's so many of them. Yuck, yuck, yuck, yuck, yuck, yuck, ew, ew, ew, ew, ew, ew, ew, ew.
[01:04:17] I hate pickles. I hate pickles. I don't like pickles.
[01:04:21] And the bottom's wet and sticking to the sandwich.
[01:04:25] This is like a school lunch chicken patty.
[01:04:29] I'm not enjoying this one bit.
[01:04:32] Let's look at the other one.
[01:04:34] That looks dry.
[01:04:36] Oh!
[01:04:38] Is this just a regular chicken sandwich? No sauce?
[01:04:41] Oh, my god, you guys have both screwed it.
[01:04:45] This is bad.
[01:04:47] This is bad.
[01:04:47] One of them is going to take.
[01:04:48] It's literally which one's going to be less gross.
[01:04:51] This looks dry, and this looks wet and disgusting.
[01:04:54] Both of the buns are about the same.
[01:04:58] OK, there's going to be pickle flavor.
[01:05:00] I got to get over it.
[01:05:01] Oh, my god.
[01:05:03] Original hot chicken sandwich from Langstop.
[01:05:07] One bite.
[01:05:11] You can tell that from the bottom. It's wet. It's wet. No crunch, right now. I think we're
[01:05:37] We're going to have the reverse problem here from good old B-dubs, but you see how there's
[01:05:42] like a noticeable crunch that's going to occur when I bite into this?
[01:05:47] It looks kind of too dry, but at the point of being like, okay, this is going to have,
[01:05:52] you know, like I'm eating a fried chicken sandwich.
[01:05:56] This, this, this is just wet chicken, wet chicken patty, wet chicken patty.
[01:06:05] That's what this is.
[01:06:06] Yuck.
[01:06:07] One more bite.
[01:06:08] That's ass.
[01:06:09] That's ass.
[01:06:10] I got to say this, too.
[01:06:23] That's worse than a McDonald's spicy chicken sandwich.
[01:06:28] That's saying something.
[01:06:30] I'm not even giving them a score.
[01:06:32] It's just which is better.
[01:06:33] I'll give them a score after.
[01:06:34] Broasted ungrateful.
[01:06:36] I bought this.
[01:06:40] How am I ungrateful for something that I paid for?
[01:06:49] Buffalo Wild Wings chicken sandwich.
[01:06:50] This looks like it has actually no sauce.
[01:06:52] There is seasoning, but it's like that one was spicy.
[01:06:55] This is probably just gonna be plain.
[01:06:56] I think I might have fucked up the order.
[01:06:58] That or they fucked it up, who knows?
[01:07:00] Let's get this big bite here.
[01:07:04] it's better it's better it's like Kentucky fried chicken like it's got that crunch to
[01:07:22] It's not okay. Tell me I'm biased. That's better. I'd rather eat that
[01:07:31] Even though it's dry
[01:07:35] You're telling me you'd rather have this wet chicken patty
[01:07:39] Then this I know this is red and so this appeals to your fucking subway surfers brain more, okay
[01:07:48] Let's disregard that
[01:07:50] Let's disregard that
[01:07:52] This is going to be this is dry. Yeah, but look
[01:07:59] It's seasoned it's like eating popcorn chicken
[01:08:05] That no
[01:08:09] Hmm
[01:08:12] Both not great
[01:08:15] Six five four five I'll save that one
[01:08:23] That one's gross food waste out food waste kids in Africa could be eating that
[01:08:32] Out food waste out food waste I I put water in an envelope and send it to
[01:08:39] Africa
[01:08:40] fucking idiot
[01:08:43] Fix your camera my camera's fine
[01:08:46] Anyways one one my nose is bleeding
[01:08:52] It's dry outside. I said it falls in the air
[01:09:07] falls in the air. It's dry outside now. I get nosebleeds all the fucking time.
[01:09:12] time. Do we sit here and wait? It'll affect the review. It'll affect the review because
[01:09:33] one of my nostrils is clogged. Go get a tampon. I already shoved the tissue up my nose.
[01:09:43] Somebody said, hi, Mari. Is Mari in chat? Awkward.
[01:09:53] Or are you saying hi to your friend, Mari? What is with people doing that? Why are you saying
[01:09:58] high to your friend in chat. Checking? Bleeding still? You guys probably saw that.
[01:10:11] It's still bleeding. Not that much. We're gonna let it see. We're gonna see if it drips.
[01:10:16] You ever woken up with a nosebleed? That's the worst. That's happened probably twice to me ever.
[01:10:21] You wake up covered in like a little pool of blood.
[01:10:28] That doesn't happen to me in like eight years
[01:10:32] That was like middle school. Oh, I just blew a blood clot. I just blew a blood clot. Yuck
[01:10:42] All right, we're good
[01:10:44] We're good moving on moving on
[01:10:48] throw that down
[01:10:50] chat
[01:10:51] chat chat chat chat
[01:10:53] is one one. We have sides and desserts left. Now the sides that we have from
[01:11:00] Wingstop are corn on the cob, french fries, and the sides that we have from
[01:11:05] Buffalo or Buffalo Wild Wings, our cheese curds, the french fries, and potato
[01:11:13] wedges. Now the fries from Wingstop came like that. Just need that to be known.
[01:11:23] They just came like that. The corn, undressed as you could see, looks immaculate, I will say.
[01:11:31] And then we have three sides from Buffalo Wild Wings. Now, the one thing that I'm kind of knocking or not even knocking,
[01:11:43] the one thing that I have to take into account is that the cheese curds have been sitting out where they're probably not ghillie on the inside anymore.
[01:11:49] anymore. It's probably more hard cheese. So, I think I'm going to eat these first and we'll do wingstop second this time instead of the reverse. We've been starting with wingstop this time. We're going to start with buffalo wild wings.
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[01:13:49] Don't want to spend but you can always drop off extra wings at the shelter. Oh, steady
[01:13:53] I'm gonna eat the extra wings. I the people that are spanning food waste
[01:13:57] The only thing that I will throw out is that gross-ass chicken sandwich and maybe these cold-ass fries
[01:14:03] I'm gonna eat the wings
[01:14:05] The wings after this are going in my refrigerator and they will be eaten at two in the morning
[01:14:11] Probably in my bed like a goblin. Okay. Let me be a hundred percent honest with you, Scotty
[01:14:16] I'll be watching a squeaks Vod at two in the morning eating these wings in my bed on my lap
[01:14:24] Yeah
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[01:14:35] What do you mean like your co-workers are just fucking disappearing? What?
[01:14:39] Like it's a misery Kaz BMO Arthur and pray for the subspear for the thread turn 21 go into Wild Wings tonight
[01:14:45] Going to Wild Wings tonight any drink recommendations?
[01:14:50] You got to try a beer
[01:14:53] What beer you got to try beer if you turn 21. Yeah, I get him everybody likes mixed ranks, bro
[01:14:59] Come on. Everybody likes mixed ranks
[01:15:02] Get a beer. Don't get an IPA
[01:15:04] Somebody said IPA bro that's the method no if you get an IPA you're never gonna like beer. Don't get an IPA
[01:15:10] Get like get like a if they have like a mango cart get that if you like mango
[01:15:14] That's like a light beer that is actually technically an IPA, but it's like a 4% it's good
[01:15:21] Don't get a Guinness. What's like a good starting beer
[01:15:25] For people that don't like beer or I've never had beer
[01:15:29] Get a course light
[01:15:30] Miller light
[01:15:32] Modelo, Modelo double line?
[01:15:35] Corona's ass. Hot take, hot take! Corona's shit.
[01:15:41] Corona is dog poop, land sharks better.
[01:15:46] Tecate is better. Modelo is better. Corona is the
[01:15:52] shill of Mexican beers.
[01:15:54] Pacifico is better. Corona is a beer that I could drink on a beach with a line when it's ice cold and that's it.
[01:16:06] Every other fucking Mexican beer I could drink at any occasion in any scenario.
[01:16:13] Just Secces. That's probably the best. Hey, if you want to skip on B-Dubs, go to Chinatown and have a sing-tow.
[01:16:20] That's probably the best beer you're gonna you're gonna ever have it in your entire fucking life
[01:16:25] Skip on that go to go to Chinatown in New York or Philadelphia or San Francisco or San Diego
[01:16:32] wherever the fuck and get a sing towel
[01:16:37] TSI and GTO sing towel
[01:16:42] It's a good fucking beer anyways, Wisconsin cheese curds
[01:16:47] Hello
[01:16:48] Yuck, I don't like that when they're clumped up like that. I'm gonna eat a little one like this
[01:17:01] They're good now
[01:17:04] How this is going to work
[01:17:08] We're doing the best versus the best the best side versus the best side okay, cuz I have three sides and two sides
[01:17:14] So little unfair. These are the only two sides. They have outside of like loaded fries
[01:17:18] Which is just french fries. Okay, but you put fries you put cheese on them or just fucking cheese fries, you know
[01:17:26] These are good
[01:17:40] Rate them they're a little cold
[01:17:43] because they've been sitting out and we did the wings first I'm actually really happy we did the wings first the wings were hot when I was eating them and that's the best that's the best case scenario the sides being a little colder who cares you know
[01:17:58] They're like eight eight out of ten their cheese curds bro come on it's cheese and and and fry batter
[01:18:08] They're fucking great
[01:18:11] Cheese curds are like a top a top side dish can I say that or top appetizer just like a good Wisconsin cheese curd check janky stream
[01:18:19] What are they doing?
[01:18:24] Yeah, it might be glove time bro. Oh my god, they're almost at the end
[01:18:28] were you able to touch his penis?
[01:18:31] I know.
[01:18:40] Ew.
[01:18:42] I'm not going to lie.
[01:18:44] These past three days...
[01:18:48] I've been some of the best days of my life.
[01:18:52] Is he getting emotional?
[01:18:53] Yo, Jinxi is a bottom, they even the five gifted.
[01:18:55] Yeah, I've been having a great I've been having a great time guys. You know, she's the bottom for the vibe gifted. Oh my god. Okay
[01:19:10] next
[01:19:12] Regular french fries and potato wedges from up a lot of wings the ratings don't matter
[01:19:16] It's just bass versus bass so the ratings actually do matter because it's whatever I rate as best going against the other one
[01:19:21] A little flop on the fry here, a lot of seasoning, though.
[01:19:24] I don't know if you could see.
[01:19:25] Seasoning's very centralized, though,
[01:19:27] around half of the fries.
[01:19:42] A little underdone.
[01:19:45] Seven.
[01:19:46] Seasoning's good.
[01:19:48] I feel like I'm being very generous.
[01:19:50] are both you know pretty good places so I'm not going to be I'm not going to be
[01:19:54] too crazy on the reviews jakesy's calling you what do you mean he needs me
[01:20:02] what does he say he's not calling me now I'm pulling up a stream I just tabbed
[01:20:07] out of it
[01:20:10] for change together I'm not playing feed me after midnight yeah no you can't be
[01:20:20] around schools legally own a reptile brother not even talking about me
[01:20:29] yeah throw it in some only for that yep all right anyways next we have the
[01:20:35] potato edges. Now, tell me these don't look gas. Tell me these don't look gas. Okay. Now,
[01:20:48] another hot take. French fries will always be worse than a good potato wedge. A well-seasoned
[01:21:02] Potato wedge is better like look at that. Oh
[01:21:13] Like they're very potato-y but they're crunching this easing it works, you know
[01:21:18] It's like I'm eating baby potatoes. That's how it feels
[01:21:22] They're so good are so good and they're cold and they're good
[01:21:26] 8-5. Now, the fries from Wingstop I don't think are going to be an 8-5, but everybody
[01:21:41] hypes up the corn, which I've actually never had. So, we'll see. What are your thoughts
[01:21:51] on Tater tots versus fries.
[01:21:53] I think that's a bad comparison comparable to like onion rings versus fries because I feel
[01:21:58] like more places offer onion rings versus Tater tots.
[01:22:01] Like you usually have more of a decision at a restaurant between onion rings and french
[01:22:05] fries versus Tater tots and french fries.
[01:22:08] But I would rather have a fry than a Tater tot.
[01:22:13] I think a Tater tot is a if I'm in the mood thing.
[01:22:17] You know, I think a Tater tots, if I'm in the mood, French fries, it's whatever.
[01:22:27] And all Tater tots are the same.
[01:22:31] Can I say that?
[01:22:33] Maybe I just haven't had enough variety in Tater tots, but every time I've had a Tater
[01:22:37] tot, it's the same.
[01:22:39] Every Tater tot is a frozen Tater tot that they're throwing in it.
[01:22:43] Like they're not making them themselves.
[01:22:45] You know, every tater tots like a bag of tater tots that they're throwing into a fryer.
[01:22:50] That's how it feels at least.
[01:22:52] I would say French fries.
[01:22:53] Onion rings have the highest level of variability out of any side ever.
[01:23:00] You could get an onion ring that is the size of a hockey puck.
[01:23:04] You could have shoestring onion rings.
[01:23:07] You could have regular onion rings.
[01:23:08] You could have beer battered onion rings.
[01:23:11] are they kind of show the vibe of the restaurant you're at or onion pedals. Yeah, a blooming onion,
[01:23:22] a blooming onion, that's fucking bang. I'd eat a blooming onion over french fries any day of the
[01:23:27] fucking week. Okay. If we were doing an outback versus Texas Roadhouse versus Longhorn Steakhouse
[01:23:37] review. Now I, oh, the blue, the onions would be 80% of the segment. My God, they're good.
[01:23:46] But that's the thing. Onion rings could also be actually terrible. I think the
[01:23:49] ceiling for onion rings is higher than a french fry, but I think the floor is also a lot lower.
[01:23:56] Now we have wingstop. This one looks really good. So I'm going to eat this one and this one,
[01:24:00] This long one.
[01:24:03] That's a long floppy fry.
[01:24:05] Half cooked, half undercooked.
[01:24:06] And it looks like there's a hair on it.
[01:24:09] There is.
[01:24:12] There's a hair.
[01:24:13] I won't dock points.
[01:24:14] Most people would dock points.
[01:24:16] I'm not going to.
[01:24:16] I'm not a guy that freaks out about hair.
[01:24:25] Why are they sweet?
[01:24:30] It's a little off-putting
[01:24:36] Is that normal they're not sweet potatoes sweet potatoes would be orange
[01:24:50] Why are wings that fries sweet they have a seasoning blend with sugar I
[01:24:58] Don't know if I like that
[01:25:00] I'm pausing the music.
[01:25:03] I don't know if I like that.
[01:25:04] That reminds me of Sonics on YenRings.
[01:25:07] And I'm not a fan of sweet seasoning on something
[01:25:10] that I perceive that should be savory.
[01:25:17] They're not bad.
[01:25:19] It's a little bit like this looks actually like a sugar glaze.
[01:25:22] This one right here, oh god, look how wet that is.
[01:25:28] Like it's glistening.
[01:25:31] It's glistening
[01:25:45] I don't know what's a rate these
[01:25:52] They're not bad, but they're like
[01:25:54] It's like a shock
[01:25:56] That I that they're sweet like there's not there's not really a saltiness to them
[01:26:02] It's like I'm eating sweet french fries
[01:26:10] Crunchy versus soggy
[01:26:12] The potato wedges were good. I don't think they're beating the potato wedges
[01:26:17] I'll just give them a six five because the potato wedges were an eight five
[01:26:21] I think if anything's beating the potato wedges, it's this and this corn looks good as fuck
[01:26:26] This corn looks good as fuck and most people hype up the corn at Wingstop
[01:26:32] I've never actually had it and I like how it's in these mini hockey pucks so I
[01:26:37] could just eat it
[01:26:56] Well-seasoned
[01:27:02] Well-seasoned very well-seasoned oh my gosh look at that and I mean like perfect cook now
[01:27:11] Like I mean there's a little bit of black, but like sometimes you just kind of want that
[01:27:16] Like it's a perfect caramelization
[01:27:19] On the outside. Are do you think these are grilled? I wonder how they make these
[01:27:26] Eat the center the center's hard jackass have you ever eaten a fucking corn on the cob
[01:27:38] Damn
[01:27:41] There's bias here or there's bias here I'm a bit of a corn fanatic I fucking love corn
[01:27:56] That's good.
[01:28:01] That's really good.
[01:28:06] I'm not eating the center.
[01:28:07] Stop saying eat the center.
[01:28:12] Now are they better than the potato wedges?
[01:28:22] This is actually a thinker here.
[01:28:25] I feel like they're both really good in their own right.
[01:28:29] It's knowing the difference between them.
[01:28:35] Talk, man.
[01:28:38] Should I just rate the top two from Buffalo Wildwings
[01:28:42] and then verse that as a score versus these two?
[01:28:49] Or am I really pinning the best versus the best?
[01:28:52] Because here's the problem,
[01:28:53] is I think the corn might be better than the potato wedges,
[01:28:58] but the fries are far worse than the potato wedges
[01:29:01] and the fucking cheese curds combined.
[01:29:10] Cause that might change who wins.
[01:29:15] We'll do points because I think points make sense
[01:29:18] because that's what we were doing in every other one.
[01:29:21] For desserts I have two desserts versus one so I'll just do best versus the old me for
[01:29:27] Wengstop, but I think because I have two sides and three sides
[01:29:30] I could just do top two versus the two that they have I
[01:29:34] gave that a seven
[01:29:36] Wait, what did I give? What did I give this the sweet fries now? I gave it a six I
[01:29:43] Give this sex
[01:29:48] Six five I'll give these a nine
[01:29:52] Six five and a nine. That's 15 five. I gave the the French fries an eight five and
[01:29:59] What did I give the cheese curds? I?
[01:30:08] Did not give the cheese curds a six. I gave them an eight
[01:30:13] So it's 16 five so Buffalo Wild Wings wins
[01:30:17] two one I
[01:30:19] I think it was best versus best the the the corn on the cob wins, but I gotta say this is a restaurant versus restaurant review
[01:30:26] It's unfair if corn on the cob beats
[01:30:30] Potato wedges when this is the only fucking side they have
[01:30:34] There are so like I didn't order everything from Buffalo Wild Wins
[01:30:38] And I know I'm biased and I know I want Buffalo Wild Wins to win
[01:30:42] But like dude Buffalo Wow, this is the only side that they have outside of french fries the only one
[01:30:51] At least at the wingstop I went to it's just lack of variety man. That's what it is
[01:30:56] But you can't just have like I don't know I that in that that bothers me also these wings need to move down here
[01:31:03] They're not wings, they're eyes.
[01:31:06] They're only the same.
[01:31:08] Okay.
[01:31:10] Walk in.
[01:31:11] Those are going in the trash.
[01:31:12] I'm letting you know that.
[01:31:13] The wings are staying.
[01:31:14] The other fucking sides are staying.
[01:31:15] The fries are trashed.
[01:31:17] All right.
[01:31:19] Now,
[01:31:25] it's 2-1.
[01:31:27] And we are on
[01:31:30] to the final.
[01:31:31] How about if we go 2-2?
[01:31:39] I didn't think about that.
[01:31:42] There's only four categories.
[01:31:46] Then we compare prices.
[01:31:50] It's hard to compare prices because I ordered 10 more wings
[01:31:54] from Wingstop.
[01:31:57] And I ordered more sides from Buffalo Wildwings.
[01:32:01] Oh, you just do point total.
[01:32:02] Yeah, that works.
[01:32:05] Oh my God, I don't know.
[01:32:06] We'll see.
[01:32:07] All right.
[01:32:08] For desserts, we have the following.
[01:32:12] From Wingstop, the only dessert.
[01:32:15] Holy shit, this is unhealthiest fuck.
[01:32:18] The only dessert is the triple chunk chocolate brownie.
[01:32:25] From Buffalo Wildwings, they have like five desserts.
[01:32:28] order two. One to match the brownie, the chocolate chunk brownie. Same shit. And then I also got
[01:32:38] the thing that spoke to me. Cheesecake
[01:32:46] with caramel sauce. I'll eat that last. We're going to compare both of these first. Now
[01:32:53] Now, this is prepackaged, this is also packaged
[01:32:58] and has a nutrition label,
[01:33:00] but it looks like they made this today.
[01:33:04] Does that make sense?
[01:33:05] Like this is already boxed, ready to go.
[01:33:10] This one was put in a bag sealed with a time
[01:33:14] it was prepared at 10, 23 a.m.
[01:33:16] So they made this in the morning.
[01:33:19] So this is technically fresher from Wingstop.
[01:33:23] It's very goopy. Look at this. Barely any pull, and it separates. It kind of looks more like a cake than a brownie.
[01:33:40] Oh.
[01:33:46] That's a fudge brownie, all right.
[01:33:53] Oh
[01:34:00] Nine five here's the problem is I love dessert I
[01:34:06] Actually think this will be worse, but I'm curious how the cheesecake will be because this came prepackaged
[01:34:13] But I need a palate cleanser because I have fucking chocolate all in my mouth right now
[01:34:23] Compare how rich the chocolate is. That's the plan. That's the plan here. Also, I have a lot of chocolate crumbles.
[01:34:32] Here we go. Buffalo Wild Wings Brownie. We compare the nutrition facts. Oh, well, this one actually is a little bit more saturated.
[01:34:44] Brake test, identical. Also they look exactly the same. On the inside. What if
[01:34:57] these are just the same brownie just packaged differently from the same
[01:35:00] from the same like chain supplier? They just serve the same exact one. Now they
[01:35:05] do look a little different.
[01:35:09] Hmm. Okay.
[01:35:14] More brownie e less fudgy that's more like a fudgy cake
[01:35:25] All right, Buffalo Wild Wings brownies
[01:35:29] Gerardelli brownies. Yeah, or how do you say it? Yes, Gerardelli Gerardelli is that you say it I
[01:35:41] Have to throw these out that you got
[01:35:44] You can say food waste that's diabetes in a fucking square. Holy shit. I just ate a full brownie
[01:35:55] Gerard Kelly
[01:35:58] Nine
[01:36:04] So right now if this cheesecake doesn't get a nine five
[01:36:10] Wingstop wins dessert
[01:36:14] Do we think this will get a 9-5?
[01:36:17] If it matches, that could be a tie, and Buffalo Wild Wings wins.
[01:36:28] It's not fair. It is. They have one dessert.
[01:36:33] And to be fair, it's a good one.
[01:36:36] They have one dessert.
[01:36:37] Now, I'm about to do something you guys might not like, but I don't have any utensils on
[01:36:46] me.
[01:37:04] I'm hitting a wall right now.
[01:37:09] I know I said multiple times this was the first thing that I've eaten today, but I've
[01:37:12] I've eaten about 2,000 calories and chicken wing sides
[01:37:15] and desserts.
[01:37:18] I've hit a bit of a wall.
[01:37:21] And it's only 3 PM.
[01:37:25] So one more bite.
[01:37:29] I didn't get enough of the caramel.
[01:37:31] We're going to do this one here.
[01:37:36] Have you won an accurate depiction
[01:37:40] of how Jack Pembroke offered me cheesecake on the cruise
[01:37:44] at three in the morning.
[01:37:45] This is how it looked.
[01:37:47] Cheesecake?
[01:37:49] Nobody said it like this.
[01:37:50] He said it.
[01:37:53] And he handed it to me.
[01:37:57] That's his gut.
[01:37:57] Is it a 9-5 good?
[01:38:27] Bro, if you're going to spam food waste, just leave the stream. Oh my god.
[01:38:34] Oh my god. You're spamming food waste, just leave the stream, brother.
[01:38:44] All right. Anyways, I don't think it's a 9-5.
[01:38:52] I don't think it's a 9-5. I think it's a 9. And I can't be biased here. If I want to go,
[01:39:03] yeah, it's 9-5. It's not. It's a 9. It's as good as the brownie. Which means that it's 2-2.
[01:39:10] Which means we have to go to total score so
[01:39:20] Let's do it
[01:39:23] We're adding everything up but everything of the best I'm not gonna add 18 for desserts because there's two nines
[01:39:29] It was a nine for Buffalo Wildlings for dessert
[01:39:32] plus 16
[01:39:35] Point five for sides the chicken sandwiches
[01:39:42] Boy did no no wingstop just loses wingstop just loses
[01:39:49] Check pen oh
[01:39:52] My god, did one of my mods do a doc how you're a fucking goat or it is this a chatter
[01:40:04] Yeah, the chicken sandwich, I gave it a 4.
[01:40:16] Do we void the chicken sandwiches?
[01:40:22] I think Buffalo Wild Wings wins either way.
[01:40:27] Because if you look at this, if you look at this, right now, Wingstop for Wings had a
[01:40:36] total of 44.8, sides 15-5, brownie 9-5, chicken sandwich.
[01:40:42] If we do add it, it only hurts Wingstop.
[01:40:48] Buffalo Wild Wings loses Wings by about a point.
[01:40:52] sides. Oh
[01:40:54] You can't add it. You can't add that now. You have to do 16 you have to do 16 so 16.5 to 155
[01:41:02] So right now on sides and wings Buffalo Wild Wings is up by point one
[01:41:10] Into the disc we have to add the chicken sandwiches
[01:41:13] Because if I don't include the chicken sandwiches wingstop wins, but wing stops chicken sandwich was far worse than Buffalo Wild Wings
[01:41:22] That's not bias, it's bias to not include it.
[01:41:28] If I was on the side of Wingstop and I went, we're just going to avoid the chicken sandwiches.
[01:41:34] That's bias.
[01:41:36] Bias is not adding it.
[01:41:38] Bias is not adding it because right now you're saying it's bias because you know I want
[01:41:42] Buffalo Wild Wings to win, but if I was on Wingstop's side and I go, we're just
[01:41:45] going to avoid the chicken sandwich.
[01:41:46] It's because it got a fucking four.
[01:41:49] Cuz it was a you want to see the chicken take
[01:41:56] It's too far in the tracks it's disgusting I was gonna pick it out
[01:41:58] I was gonna pick it out too far in the trash. It's too far in the trash. I was gonna pick it out
[01:42:02] It is a freezer patty. It's gross
[01:42:07] Buffalo Wild Wings wins
[01:42:10] If I disinclude this they lose by point four
[01:42:15] But with the chicken sandwich they win by like four a four-point swing or a three-point swing
[01:42:25] Buffalo Wild Wings is the winner, but barely I will say
[01:42:31] Buffalo Wild Wings wins, but barely
[01:42:35] Wingstop had the best wing
[01:42:38] Buffalo Wild Wings had the most consistent wings
[01:42:43] Buffalo Wild Wings had
[01:42:45] Better variety in sides and better consistency in sides.
[01:42:49] Wingstop had corn on the cob.
[01:42:53] Chicken sandwich.
[01:42:54] Wingstop should be set on fire for that chicken sandwich.
[01:42:57] That shit was disgusting.
[01:42:59] Okay, get rid of that.
[01:42:59] Get it off the menu.
[01:43:00] Let's reduce the menu item by even one more.
[01:43:02] Okay, I just served wings in the fucking brownie.
[01:43:04] That's all you need.
[01:43:05] Wing brownie, get rid of the fries.
[01:43:08] Wingstop, let me help you out here.
[01:43:09] Let's cut the menu down even a little bit more.
[01:43:12] Wingstop, all you need to serve is your wings,
[01:43:14] Your corn on the cob and the brownie.
[01:43:16] That's it.
[01:43:17] Don't serve anything else.
[01:43:20] Buffalo Wild Wings.
[01:43:25] Maybe get rid of the lemon pepper sauce,
[01:43:28] even though we didn't review it.
[01:43:29] I just got to say that.
[01:43:31] I don't know what you guys are doing.
[01:43:32] I don't know why you have the lemon pepper sauce.
[01:43:33] I should have gotten it just to show it.
[01:43:35] But it's disgusting.
[01:43:37] I don't know why you guys serve that.
[01:43:38] Everything else, you know, pretty good.
[01:43:41] I think the worst score, worst score, best score of the day
[01:43:46] was Wingstop, Brownie 9-5, Cajun Wing 9-5.
[01:43:53] Worst from Wingstop was the four out of 10 chicken sandwich.
[01:43:58] Best from Buffalo Wild Wings was the nine desserts
[01:44:03] and the garlic Parmesan Wings.
[01:44:08] John Wings. Wow. The garlic parm wings did the best for them and the potato wedges also got an 8
[01:44:16] 5. The garlic parm wings, which I was dissing heavily, which I said were terrible before I ate them.
[01:44:25] And they were the best ones. The underdog, some may say. I'm pretty happy with that review.
[01:44:29] I think that was a fun review.
[01:44:31] It's up wait hold the fuck up. I gotta read that chat. Oh
[01:44:42] W review. Yeah, that was good. That was some BS. It's not bias
[01:44:47] It's not by it was a clip bro. It would be biased
[01:44:50] You want to actually know what I could have done
[01:44:52] I could have just ate all the wingstop and go like that gross three
[01:44:55] Ah gross three. I'm not gonna do that, right?
[01:44:58] but I
[01:44:59] I do like Buffalo Wild Wings more, but Wingstop, they really surprised me and they lost, but barely.
[01:45:06] I think if we do, admittedly, I think Buffalo Wild Wings wins this, but if you remove the chicken sandwich, Wingstop wins.
[01:45:13] I think the chicken sandwich was gross. Actually gross. And AND they gave me pickles!
[01:45:21] Who's forgetting that and I said on no pickle and I said no pickle on the tape
[01:45:30] no pickle guess what five pickles not one not two five five pickles pretty
[01:45:39] generous for the pickle count mind you if I was a pickle fan I would be pretty
[01:45:42] hype I'm not hyped about it though because I said no pickle no pickle
[01:45:48] None and
[01:45:50] Buffalo Wild Wings was more organized. You can say that's biased but come on if you watch back the review everything was
[01:45:56] Packed neatly. I feel like a little nauseous right now. Is that bad? I think it's because I just ate absolute garbage to start my day
[01:46:06] Oscar for the three I'm struggling with depression. I have no friends. They think I'm weird
[01:46:09] I have no school
[01:46:11] But versus I tried jumping off a railing my friends think I'm doing all this for attention
[01:46:15] I drink and I wanna kill myself more and more every day.
[01:46:17] I wanna let you know that you mean everything to me.
[01:46:19] Your YouTube videos got me through the past three years.
[01:46:20] I can't do this anymore.
[01:46:21] I'm sorry for ruining the mood.
[01:46:22] Love you Joe, goodbye.
[01:46:24] Please get help man.
[01:46:28] I wish you the best.
[01:46:29] I'm sorry that you're going through stuff
[01:46:30] and I'm sorry that you have shitty friends
[01:46:32] but you need to find a new friend group
[01:46:33] and you need to get genuine help man.
[01:46:35] Suicide's never the answer to your problems.
[01:46:38] Call 988 in a moment of urgency.
[01:46:40] Those of you who suicide hotline
[01:46:41] if you live in the US,
[01:46:42] if you don't live in the US,
[01:46:44] What is the international suicide outline?
[01:46:46] You could Google it and talk to them there.
[01:46:50] I'm sorry, I can't help you with your individual problems,
[01:46:53] and I'm glad I've been able to entertain you the past three years.
[01:46:58] But please don't kill yourself or
[01:47:00] tell a streamer that you're going to kill themselves right before.
[01:47:04] I think you're in a very bad mental space right now,
[01:47:06] Oscar, and I think you need just genuine serious help.
[01:47:09] I'm not saying this in a mean way.
[01:47:12] I'm not saying this in a way to make you feel bad.
[01:47:14] I'm trying to genuinely help you out here, Oscar.
[01:47:16] The message you just sent me is indicative
[01:47:18] that you obviously are going through problems
[01:47:20] and you know that,
[01:47:21] but I think that you need to genuinely get professional help
[01:47:25] or talk to your parents or, you know,
[01:47:27] someone that's able to help you.
[01:47:30] My family thinks I'm doing this for attention.
[01:47:32] Well, I mean, genuinely go to them and say,
[01:47:34] hey, I need fucking therapy, get me therapy,
[01:47:37] please help me in some way.
[01:47:39] I don't know you or your family,
[01:47:41] But outside of that man, there's got to be people you can talk to.
[01:47:44] Uh, and you're saying you have no school.
[01:47:46] What does that mean?
[01:47:46] Like you dropped out of school.
[01:47:48] I don't, I don't understand.
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[01:48:24] I turned 18 on the 28th and I realized
[01:48:25] what do Americans do on their 18th?
[01:48:27] Literally nothing.
[01:48:28] WX, Liam, Forza, CK, Hedge, Itz,
[01:48:31] and Forza for the Sub, buy a scratch off ticket.
[01:48:33] BMO, Kaz, Bray, and Spear for the Thray.
[01:48:36] Cold of joy is to the sub Oscar though get help man suicide's not the answer brother. I
[01:48:42] Can't really help you outside of that, but I wish you the best
[01:48:49] But yeah, you need help
[01:48:56] Like I'm not and I don't know I just I I
[01:49:00] I get that people come to me for help, and I get that you are as well.
[01:49:04] But if you're at the point of telling a Twitch streamer you're going through something like that,
[01:49:07] and you're telling them you're going to kill yourself, and when you say goodbye,
[01:49:11] like, please go get help, man.
[01:49:14] I don't—I don't—
[01:49:17] you apologize for ruining the mood, and then actively tell me you're going to kill yourself,
[01:49:21] and goodbye.
[01:49:22] Like, how am I supposed to react to that, Oscar?
[01:49:25] You know?
[01:49:27] I'm just saying from my perspective.
[01:49:29] I'm not trying to, I'm not making this about me.
[01:49:30] I really want you to get help.
[01:49:32] But you just came into Joe Bartolosi's Twitch chat
[01:49:34] and said, you're going to kill yourself right now, goodbye.
[01:49:36] Right?
[01:49:37] Like, what the fuck am I supposed to say to that?
[01:49:39] Outside of, hey man, get help.
[01:49:41] Right?
[01:49:43] I'm not saying it's weird.
[01:49:44] I'm saying he's, you're just not OK mentally right now.
[01:49:48] You need to go get help.
[01:49:50] And I know it's easier said than done.
[01:49:52] And I know it kind of feels like I'm just pushing you off
[01:49:54] and basically telling you to go fucking, you know, fuck off.
[01:49:58] But that's not what it is.
[01:49:59] It's more so, I have no idea who you are,
[01:50:02] and I don't know what you're going through specifically.
[01:50:06] You could tell me in a broad paragraph,
[01:50:08] hey, this is what's happening,
[01:50:10] but at the end of the day, I can't really fix your problems.
[01:50:12] I'm a 24-year-old Twitch streamer,
[01:50:13] I'm not a therapist or a psychiatrist.
[01:50:15] All I can tell you is that life is worth living.
[01:50:17] You're probably fairly young,
[01:50:18] you're saying you have no school,
[01:50:19] I don't know if you dropped out or what's going on,
[01:50:21] but there has to be somebody that's able to help you
[01:50:24] and enable you to help yourself as well.
[01:50:26] I wish he the best. Life is worth living, man.
[01:50:28] Salty thank you to thousands of buddies.
[01:50:29] Winkstop relies too much on their ranch.
[01:50:31] Hot take is not even good ranch.
[01:50:32] See, I'm glad I didn't do the fucking ranch.
[01:50:35] Is the ranch that good from Winkstop?
[01:50:37] Set in cold for the sound band of the three.
[01:50:39] Happy birthday.
[01:50:40] Omar and Schnagel thank you for the sound.
[01:50:41] All right, chat.
[01:50:42] That actually was quicker than I thought it would be.
[01:50:46] We will do a react.
[01:50:48] Maybe like one or two I'll see.
[01:50:49] I gotta go put this shit away though.
[01:50:50] So you gotta give me like two minutes.
[01:50:53] I'll play a song for you all.
[01:50:56] Oh
[01:51:56] you
[01:54:26] Thank you.
[01:55:26] This looks off, doesn't it?
[01:55:42] I feel like I need to zoom in more.
[01:55:57] Oh, dude, that dog Daisy never comes in this room now
[01:56:01] unless I have food.
[01:56:03] You see that shit?
[01:56:05] The lettuce muck bang in the wing review.
[01:56:08] She pulls up.
[01:56:10] She's just like, oh yeah, there's food.
[01:56:12] OK, I'm here.
[01:56:14] She's old?
[01:56:14] Yeah.
[01:56:15] No, she's getting old.
[01:56:16] She's got the gray in her face now.
[01:56:18] We were talking about that during the lettuce review.
[01:56:20] Amy, take it with a five.
[01:56:21] Hope you have a good day.
[01:56:22] Would you ever stream with Kase if you get a chance?
[01:56:24] Yeah.
[01:56:25] Or do another stream, you mean?
[01:56:26] Yeah, for sure.
[01:56:28] Dude, are we going to wait for like a horror game
[01:56:32] or some shit?
[01:56:34] Sorry, I have chicken in my teeth.
[01:56:39] Shark, take it with a five.
[01:56:41] Have you ever tried wingsnob?
[01:56:42] No, Kirby and absolutely for the sub. What is that?
[01:56:44] Pennant, Leo, Uu, Amaya, Omar, Angel, Uu,
[01:56:47] Snaggle, take it with a sub.
[01:56:49] Dana, take it with a three and Salty, take it with a thousand bitties.
[01:56:54] All right.
[01:56:57] Opinion on me getting the tattoo you have on your peck.
[01:57:01] Get something unique to you.
[01:57:08] Because check this out.
[01:57:12] You're talking to somebody.
[01:57:15] Oh, life is only precious because it ends.
[01:57:19] Where did you get that?
[01:57:21] Oh, I saw it on Joe Bartolozzi, the Twitch streamer's chest, so I got it.
[01:57:28] It's different if it's like, um, you get, you change it in a way, you know?
[01:57:34] Obviously, I have Memento Mori on my ribcage, and everybody has that,
[01:57:39] What it's like, I got it with the roses.
[01:57:40] You can get it in some way.
[01:57:41] Like change it up, you know?
[01:57:43] Like you can get life as only precious because it ends,
[01:57:47] but get like a design with it or change the font.
[01:57:50] Like don't get the same exact thing.
[01:57:53] You know what I mean?
[01:57:56] Today's thank you to the five or five gifteds.
[01:57:59] All right.
[01:58:02] Reverse thank you to the three.
[01:58:03] What's your favorite fast food of all time?
[01:58:06] Fast food place?
[01:58:07] Dave's hot chicken.
[01:58:09] David's hot chicken favorite fast food item. I don't know. I feel like place Dave's hot chicken now Kirby absolutely
[01:58:21] I'm space taking the five gift. It's really thinking of the three dude. I think I just ate like 5,000 milligrams of sodium
[01:58:30] Like I feel like I could just drink an endless amount of water right now. Oh
[01:58:34] My god. All right. Do you want to watch that reckless bang thing?
[01:58:39] He finally released that documentary, I was going to say if you could watch the reckless
[01:58:45] band thing and then maybe one more thing, let me pull up to you because I didn't really
[01:58:51] know how long that would take.
[01:58:53] So I didn't like pre-planned reacts for today.
[01:58:57] We'll do that and we could do the insufferable french ribs, the one that we were going
[01:59:03] to watch on what causes the constantly lose brain cells.
[01:59:07] We can watch that one ever
[01:59:09] It's not really time time-based
[01:59:11] R3 boosted a dirt chewy and w2 of the sub the company funding a global human trafficking ring
[01:59:16] This is part two of a reckless Ben video
[01:59:19] He posted the first part
[01:59:21] Was it like three days ago or four days ago?
[01:59:25] And it's about this company that what is the name of the company they run like an air conditioning fucking
[01:59:33] You know business and what is the name of the company?
[01:59:36] business in like LA or California or some shit and the owner the CEO is like
[01:59:42] involved with this cult like it not really called like cult of two people
[01:59:48] that believe their gods and their followers bring them like minors to have
[01:59:55] sex with or some shit editor belief that because that'll probably get this
[02:00:00] fucking age-restricted um ideal living yeah and uh apparently one of them got
[02:00:08] arrested in ideal living or like the people within that like helped the guy
[02:00:12] escape to like mexico and he's still not found or something i don't fucking know
[02:00:16] so now this is like about that my name is myra and i'm always so she used to
[02:00:20] work for ideal living or
[02:00:24] My name is **** I'm an anonymous West Cockroach Octopus, the blower. Therefore, in this story,
[02:00:35] my name is Cockroach Octopus. I was the former senior brand manager for Air Doctor and Aquatru
[02:00:41] at Ideal Living. These are the offices of Ideal Living situated on the iconic Ventura
[02:00:46] Boulevard. This is the CEO of the company, Peter Spiegel, my former boss. And this
[02:00:52] is Katie Williams, Peter's life partner and co-CEO.
[02:00:56] These two are considered pioneers
[02:00:58] of the infomercial industry.
[02:01:00] I knew that Peter and Katie sold the air doctor air purifier
[02:01:03] and the aqua true water purifier
[02:01:05] because my friend Myra was the brand manager
[02:01:08] for both of these brands
[02:01:09] that made over $200 million while she was in charge of them.
[02:01:13] See, that's so weird though
[02:01:15] because I've never even heard of this product.
[02:01:18] Like how old is the air doctor?
[02:01:22] This fucking shit made two hundred million dollars in the time that she alone worked there like what I mean
[02:01:30] $200 million in a corporation sense is it that crazy because it's like, you know
[02:01:35] There's companies that rake in billions of dollars that you've never heard of but I
[02:01:40] Don't know. I feel like a water purifier. I'd be like, oh, this is like the competitor of Brita
[02:01:45] You know, everybody has a bridge it one in chat if you have a fucking Brita filter
[02:01:49] I have a Brita filter everybody has a fucking Brita filter. That's like what people use for for water. Yeah
[02:01:57] What Peter would have me do is not only do work for the company, but then occasionally there would be duties
[02:02:02] I would have to do that were related to his religious organization
[02:02:06] It was a known fact by many employees over years that they belong to this organization, but they presented it as a
[02:02:13] Hindu charitable organization
[02:02:15] That was not the full truth.
[02:02:20] It's so odd her job was even involved with this now.
[02:02:26] Like I feel like if you sign up for a job, you have a head position, you know,
[02:02:30] working for an air purifying company and then some of your side jobs have to do
[02:02:34] with working for like a Hindu temple.
[02:02:36] Would that not be some breach of a law in itself?
[02:02:40] where it's like, oh, now I'm like working for a religious establishment, like I'm doing work involved.
[02:02:48] Maybe I guess it's because it's under the idea of like philanthropy.
[02:02:52] So it's not like they're forcing a religion on you.
[02:02:57] One night, actually, I don't know. I don't know the rules in that sense of like job description versus what they're allowed to make you do.
[02:03:04] I was talking to Myron.
[02:03:05] Yeah, take it out of sub only.
[02:03:06] only BTX flop just 09 and not for the sub Z take over the five
[02:03:11] Briar and I pixel thing if it's up blue and even the sub booze and down with the sub
[02:03:15] Relic of the sub space for the five. I was the one in an abusive RTC. It's getting touched out of you and look
[02:03:21] Look it up Artemis adolescent healing center in Tyson, Arizona. What is it getting shut down for?
[02:03:25] Just like abuse in general. What do you mean RTC or about her work at ideal living and she
[02:03:31] She told me her boss Peter had a bad day because someone stole a- I gotta remind.
[02:03:40] One night I was talking to Myra about her work at Ideal Living and she told me her boss Peter
[02:03:45] had a bad day because someone stole a base of ashes from his safe and that the ashes
[02:03:51] could have been his swami's ashes.
[02:03:53] I had no idea what she was talking about.
[02:03:55] I asked for the name of Peter's organization and went home.
[02:03:58] But that crazy story about an urn of ashes started me on a journey that would uncover
[02:04:03] that Peter's company, Ideal Living, was a front for a global sex trafficking ring.
[02:04:09] What was it like when you found out Ideal Living was tied to a human trafficking ring?
[02:04:14] Because you were one of the first people to find out.
[02:04:17] And so the next day, Myra went to work and I went on Google.
[02:04:22] Just Google, and I started to search.
[02:04:25] The first thing I saw was a picture of my friend, Myris Boss, Peter Spiegel, hanging
[02:04:32] out with a guy in an orange leisure suit.
[02:04:37] That's the guy that got arrested and then fled to Mexico, right?
[02:04:41] It's covered that this guy calls himself a god walking on Earth.
[02:04:46] This guy's name is Kripalu, and he also calls himself a Jagaguru.
[02:04:51] There have been only four Jaguar Gurus in the last 4,000 years, and the last one lived in
[02:04:56] the 14th century.
[02:04:57] I discovered that this guy, Kripalu, found a scam and ran with it.
[02:05:03] How is he god level?
[02:05:05] I don't think that Kripalu is a god of the universe.
[02:05:09] I think he's more of a...
[02:05:11] Oh really?
[02:05:14] So I don't actually think this guy's a living god.
[02:05:18] Not under eyes.
[02:05:20] like the most prolific child
[02:05:23] molester in human history.
[02:05:25] I was scouring history and
[02:05:27] the Internet for proof and
[02:05:29] found a bunch of articles
[02:05:30] written by a guy named
[02:05:31] Eric Dexheimer, who was a
[02:05:33] writer for the Austin
[02:05:34] American statesman and was
[02:05:36] completely obsessed with
[02:05:37] the cult from 2008 to 2012.
[02:05:40] Writing a bunch of all
[02:05:41] it's been going on that long.
[02:05:42] Holy shit. Articles offering
[02:05:44] concrete details of how
[02:05:46] this thing was funded,
[02:05:47] maintained and facilitated
[02:05:49] child abuse. I thought I had found documentary proof that could take down the cult. But over
[02:05:55] the next year as the cult was trying to silence me through a TRO, I noticed that Dexheimer's
[02:06:00] articles were getting taken down off the internet. I discovered the cult had a web strategy.
[02:06:05] Myra had told me that right when she started to work as his assistant, Peter told her
[02:06:10] that he had just hired ReputationDefender.com to scrub his name from the internet.
[02:06:16] I
[02:06:19] Don't know if
[02:06:22] Like Norton VPN
[02:06:25] Reputation defender is going to scrub this guy off the internet the way that you think it will you know I
[02:06:34] I'm not doubting this guy was scrubbing his name off the internet
[02:06:38] That's why I think it's really hard to find Peter Spiegel
[02:06:40] But I think that he's probably paying a private company that isn't a chain-based business
[02:06:45] Like these businesses like Norton or aura or like any of these
[02:06:52] Jinxies calling give me a second. Let me finish my thought here chat any of these companies. They do what they say
[02:06:58] They're gonna do but not to the extent that like
[02:07:02] You're a billionaire and they're removing you off Google like it would be way different
[02:07:07] You know every single person's like you keep calling. You keep calling. Can you calling you?
[02:07:13] Jinxies not calling me
[02:07:15] you
[02:07:23] Yo, where is a stonia at jazz in Europe a stonia's in Europe like you guys are throw back and sub only like actually
[02:07:31] That's this is why I do this. This is why I do this
[02:07:34] This is an example of why I do this just flat out misinformation
[02:07:40] from fucking 30 percent of Chad here
[02:07:45] Lock in. If he calls me, he calls me. A whole fucking pal of me.
[02:07:52] Defender.com, to scrub his name from the internet. Luckily, a website dedicated to preserving the
[02:07:58] truth about religious abuse kept the articles on their own web.
[02:08:02] He was just talking about going to this casino and said you'd probably be down.
[02:08:06] But why does chat then come into my chat and go jinx these calling?
[02:08:12] That's not what he said or did.
[02:08:15] What is happening?
[02:08:16] Why is that like a thing that people do now?
[02:08:19] Where if a streamer mentions another streamer,
[02:08:23] they go into that chat and go,
[02:08:25] they're calling you.
[02:08:26] No, they're not.
[02:08:28] He just mentioned me.
[02:08:30] Site.
[02:08:31] It's called Bishop Accountability.
[02:08:33] Walk in.
[02:08:34] Name from the internet.
[02:08:36] Luckily, a website dedicated to preserving the truth
[02:08:39] about religious abuse kept the articles
[02:08:41] on their own website.
[02:08:43] It's called Bishop Accountability,
[02:08:45] and it was meant to be an archive and research tool
[02:08:47] centered around religious abuse.
[02:08:50] I kept digging, and I found high court cases
[02:08:53] involving Kripalu in India
[02:08:55] that included allegations of rape
[02:08:57] and kidnapping of three little girls.
[02:09:00] It went all the way to the Indian Supreme Court,
[02:09:02] but the Bombay High Court wondered
[02:09:04] why the little girls didn't say the rapes hurt,
[02:09:08] and asked why the little girls kept visiting Kripalu.
[02:09:11] Kripalu told them he was a reincarnation of Lord Krishna and that the abuse was a blessing.
[02:09:18] What?
[02:09:19] Relievably, the Bombay High Court dismissed the case against Kripalu.
[02:09:24] Oh my God.
[02:09:27] Why did you go back and he said that it was a blessing?
[02:09:33] I want to read that.
[02:09:34] Hold up.
[02:09:35] What he was doing with them was in the nature of prasad of God and by such acts they were
[02:09:44] really blessed.
[02:09:46] So he admittedly had sex with them.
[02:09:47] A guy who calls himself a God walking on earth is allowed to get away with child abuse.
[02:09:54] Kripalu is the God of this cult.
[02:09:56] But then I found another swami.
[02:09:58] This guy's name is Prakashinan Saraswati and he's the cult saint and co-founder.
[02:10:02] Do you think that they think they're God?
[02:10:06] Like, I never under, we talk about this,
[02:10:09] we watch so many videos on cults.
[02:10:11] And I'm going, does he think that he is God?
[02:10:16] Or is this just a ruse from some psychopath
[02:10:20] that's like, I'm gonna pretend to be a jog of guru
[02:10:23] so I can get like, you know, money, fame,
[02:10:28] and then do weird shit with people, and it's fine.
[02:10:32] India has like 300 million gods. No, India does not 300 million gods. Hinduism has a very large variety of gods depending on what type of Hindu you are or Hindi person you are.
[02:10:46] But, Kim saying he is a reincarnation of Krishna is a pretty big deal, like, that's a big claim
[02:10:58] to say you're a reincarnation of Krishna.
[02:11:01] So I feel like, I don't, not that it matters whether or not he believes it, but I'm just
[02:11:07] like, I want to understand the mindset of Kripalu or Prakashanad.
[02:11:12] He got arrested, that guy did.
[02:11:14] Now, as soon as they help, he's a co-founder, but a saint.
[02:11:18] So he's not a god.
[02:11:20] He is somebody that God spoke, but isn't he a...
[02:11:24] No, he's not... No, that would be a prophet.
[02:11:26] He's a saint, meaning he's just somebody within the religion that's higher up.
[02:11:30] He got arrested, that guy did.
[02:11:32] Now, as soon as they help, he's a co-founder, but a saint.
[02:11:36] So he's not a god.
[02:11:38] He is somebody that God spoke, but isn't he a...
[02:11:41] 2 minute episode of the hunt with John Walsh. It was called Innocence Defiled. I saw three
[02:11:46] powerful victims tell their stories of abuse when they were just 12 and 13. My heart sank.
[02:11:52] But that was just the beginning of discovering this cult's abuse. I found a book filled
[02:11:57] with disturbing details downloadable on Amazon and published by Harper Collins in India.
[02:12:04] It was written by Karen Johnson, who was in the cult for 16 years. It's about
[02:12:09] the two swamis Sarah Swati the saint I'm gonna ask a really stupid fucking question right now
[02:12:15] if these are cults based in India and these victims that they're showing are in the United States
[02:12:21] how did they like I'm not saying it didn't happen I'm just I'm actually curious how did they get
[02:12:27] indoctrinated into this cult like how did they join this cult that centralized in India if they're
[02:12:34] They were kidnapped by who, Ideal Living?
[02:12:43] Like or parents or something?
[02:12:45] I don't understand.
[02:12:46] Odd, I was discovering that there could be hundreds of victims, maybe thousands.
[02:12:50] Peter's name was all over the book and so was Katie's, the two owners of Ideal Living
[02:12:56] and Silmarc.
[02:12:57] They built an ashram in Texas and they had bedrooms where the two swamis would
[02:13:01] rape children.
[02:13:02] Oh my god.
[02:13:06] So they're coming to the US doing this and leaving.
[02:13:10] I'm thinking that they're just based in India
[02:13:12] and they're flying out these families for this.
[02:13:17] But what the news courts and US marshals didn't know
[02:13:21] is where Peter came up with the $10 million.
[02:13:24] One random late night walk gave me the answer.
[02:13:28] While we were working on the project,
[02:13:29] My work came by where I'm staying for a late walk and two guys were walking towards us on an emptied out street.
[02:13:36] I recognize one of the guys walking towards us.
[02:13:39] He worked with me at Sillmark and was on the accounting team during Sarah Swatty's trial.
[02:13:42] I told him that we were working on a project with reckless Ben to take down the cult and asked if he knew anything about Sarah Swatty's escape.
[02:13:49] He looked at us both and said,
[02:13:51] I was the one who wired the $10 million to Hayes County for Sarah Swatty's bond.
[02:13:56] the money came from Silmar Peter's company and suddenly the line I've been trying to find between Peter's businesses and the cult
[02:14:05] disappeared when the Swami needed $10 million to get out of jail. Peter's company wired them.
[02:14:12] How was the company legally allowed to do that?
[02:14:16] Like I couldn't I couldn't go. Yeah, you know
[02:14:20] My company is gonna bail out a guy that has no it like there's no involvement into the company
[02:14:26] No, but I'm saying like how is your company legally allowed to spend 10 million dollars to bail someone out
[02:14:33] It's you're saying bribery, but I'm saying it that doesn't make any sense because it's bail anybody can bail somebody out
[02:14:39] Zuck that's not what I'm saying. I'm saying how are you legally allowed to use company funds?
[02:14:46] Not personal funds not personal assets. I'm saying how are you allowed to use company funds to bail somebody out?
[02:14:55] Money company funds cult funds. They were the same pool of money. Oh
[02:15:01] Company go company. Oh my god. So they're like inner. That's why they're intertwined
[02:15:07] Go company
[02:15:09] They have two different addresses, but they're ones for the business, one for the call under the same business.
[02:15:17] After all, Peter Spiegel was the treasurer of the entire organization.
[02:15:22] I asked the former employee if he would interview with Reckless Bed, and he said he would think about it.
[02:15:27] Myra texted with the employee over the next couple of days. He was scared.
[02:15:32] He told Myra the company had really messed with him. He wanted to put it all behind him.
[02:15:37] If this employee was too afraid to speak out, we had to find another employee who could connect the cult to the company
[02:15:44] We found the head of operations for Peter's former company, Silmarc
[02:15:54] Yeah, it's so good to see you dude. Thank you so much for doing this. No problem when they laid me off
[02:16:00] They made me sign an NDA, but it's been 12 years. I think it's probably
[02:16:04] Oh, no, how long do MDAs last expired? Well, how long?
[02:16:10] Once the NDA lasts for 11 years
[02:16:13] Some of them last three years five years. They don't oh, so you're good
[02:16:18] So I heard you're involved with this was you made a chair Peter's assistant
[02:16:22] He came to me and wow dude. They made him sign an NDA when he left
[02:16:26] I mean, that's not that insane for a company to do if you're a higher up, but like
[02:16:32] Fuck just so you couldn't speak about that like I it's signing an NDA. Is it inherently something bad like I've signed NDAs
[02:16:39] for like 40 companies because they go we can't tell you about this unless you're
[02:16:46] Openly liable for if you leak the information like usually for me, it's with games
[02:16:53] Like an upcoming game release all know about prior to other people
[02:16:58] Like they'll go, hey, Sony or fucking Ubisoft or somebody like this, they want you to sign
[02:17:06] this.
[02:17:07] I'm just saying that as an example, not them specifically, but this company wants you to
[02:17:10] sign this because they want to mention blah, blah, blah, and I go, okay, you sign it and
[02:17:15] then they go, okay, here's the shit.
[02:17:16] And they just send you like fucking 30 slides of a new game or something they're working
[02:17:22] on.
[02:17:23] Do MBAs even matter if it's about legitimate criminal shit?
[02:17:28] If it's like an NDA to cover up rape, no, I would say you're not legally in trouble if you mention that.
[02:17:39] I'm assuming his NDA was kind of an all-encompassing thing to just not talk about his job in general.
[02:17:48] Inform me that Peter wanted to...
[02:17:51] It's different for crimes. It's the same thing as therapy.
[02:17:55] Right? Not that it's an NDA there, but it's like you're there's a level of privacy with your therapist unless you're openly admitting to a crime that is bad, not like drug usage.
[02:18:06] Like if you like say you killed somebody to your therapist, they have to report you to the police or if you're a threat to yourself.
[02:18:16] Like if you're actively talking about I'm going to kill myself right now, then they're going to then they're going to do that.
[02:18:22] Um, I'm pretty sure it's the same thing but a priest now same with lawyers
[02:18:30] I'm pretty sure you could tell a lawyer you're guilty
[02:18:42] Yeah, you could tell a lawyer your lawyer could drop you your lawyer can't report you that's the only thing if you're it like say OJ Simpson
[02:18:52] OJ Simpson could have sat down in that room with his six lawyers, and it's an attorney-client privilege. He could go, I killed her.
[02:19:03] I killed her.
[02:19:05] And now they're going, okay, we're gonna say you did it.
[02:19:10] Sometimes they'll go, no, you should plead insanity then, right, or they'll drop you, but they can't rat on you.
[02:19:17] But a priest or a therapist will.
[02:19:20] A lawyer, though, is not allowed to say that you, if you're, if they're defending you, now if you walk up to a lawyer on the side of the road and go, you're a lawyer, right?
[02:19:31] Yeah, I killed someone. You can't do that. But if it's like, you've hired this guy, you have a contract with him, and you're like, okay, yeah, I did it.
[02:19:42] They can't ride on you. A priest can't. I'm pretty sure a priest can.
[02:19:49] Yeah, in, oh, in the Catholic Church, a priest will not tell the police.
[02:19:58] A priest is bound by a seal of confession and cannot reveal anything shared during a
[02:20:01] sacramental confession, even for severe crimes like murder.
[02:20:04] Breaking this rule results in automatic excommunication.
[02:20:09] It's not illegal, though.
[02:20:11] It's not illegal, though.
[02:20:14] For them to tell, right?
[02:20:16] Like if a lawyer broke that bond and told somebody, they would be in trouble, right?
[02:20:23] A priest would just get excommunicated from the church.
[02:20:27] They'd be kicked out of the church.
[02:20:29] They would no longer be a priest.
[02:20:30] That's what it is.
[02:20:33] A therapist would legally be required to say something.
[02:20:37] If you told a therapist that you murdered someone, they would have to tell someone.
[02:20:43] They can't not say anything.
[02:20:47] That's wild that a Catholic priest is not required to.
[02:20:52] I don't know how I feel about that.
[02:20:56] I mean, a priest is gonna tell you to turn yourself in.
[02:20:59] That's how it's gonna go, right?
[02:21:01] Like if you go to a fucking Catholic priest
[02:21:03] and you go, I killed somebody,
[02:21:04] he's gonna go, my son, you need to go tell them.
[02:21:07] This is part of you, your repentance, right?
[02:21:10] Is you fucking killed somebody,
[02:21:12] You need to go turn yourself in.
[02:21:13] But like, what if they're like, no, no, no, I'm okay.
[02:21:22] And then they just don't.
[02:21:25] And then you just know.
[02:21:30] If you talk to a priest outside of a formal confession,
[02:21:33] standard confidentiality applies,
[02:21:35] but it's not protected by the absolute sacramental seal.
[02:21:40] So if you just tell a priest you killed somebody
[02:21:42] in casual conversation, he could rat on you.
[02:21:46] But he's excommunicated if you tell him
[02:21:48] in a confession standpoint and he doesn't.
[02:21:50] I don't know how I feel about that though.
[02:21:55] I don't know how I feel about that.
[02:21:56] I like, if you tell a priest you killed someone
[02:22:00] and they tell you to go turn yourself in and you don't
[02:22:04] and now they just can't say anything,
[02:22:10] to ship an electric wheelchair, a nice electric wheelchair, to India.
[02:22:19] I don't know though.
[02:22:20] I think if I would say like 95% of people that are confessing murder to a priest are
[02:22:28] planning on turning themselves in.
[02:22:30] Because if you're willing to go tele-creased, you're probably just going to go turn yourself
[02:22:35] anyway, but I don't know if that's like the definitive in every instance.
[02:22:40] My dad informed me that Peter wanted to ship an electric wheelchair, a nice electric wheelchair,
[02:22:49] to India. My people had to figure out a way to get this wheelchair picked up from a place
[02:22:54] on Van Nuys Boulevard and get it to our company that does our importing and exporting and
[02:23:00] ship this to India.
[02:23:02] So what does the wheelchair prove then that he was planning to escape?
[02:23:05] Well, why would the Swami need a wheelchair in India if he can't leave the country and
[02:23:10] he's going to prison?
[02:23:11] You're right, I'll have a good answer for that.
[02:23:15] You're right.
[02:23:16] So you think he was using that wheelchair in India after he got convicted after he escaped,
[02:23:21] you think?
[02:23:22] In my opinion, they knew he was going to be convicted.
[02:23:24] They knew they had to get him out of the country.
[02:23:27] That final goodbye party they had for him the night was to say goodbye so they could slip
[02:23:33] him out of the country.
[02:23:35] Dang.
[02:23:37] The night before, Sarah Swaddy.
[02:23:40] How does that not get traced back to the company?
[02:23:42] If this Sarah Swaddy guy gets $10 million in bail, which they know the payer is Ideal
[02:23:49] Webin and Peter Spiegel, and there's a broadcasted party and then he's gone, are
[02:23:55] Are they not going to like the private jet info of Peter Spiegel's company and going where the fuck did you put him like?
[02:24:03] Wachty, escaped on the day he was going to a sentence for 280 years.
[02:24:09] He had dinner at Marsha Kinn's house in Austin with Peter Spiegel.
[02:24:14] And Peter shows up at the trial where he was every day sitting in the front row.
[02:24:20] And they're waiting for Trump to source what he didn't show up.
[02:24:24] And the judge looked at Peter Spiegel who
[02:24:26] paid the bond for Saraswati and said,
[02:24:28] how do you feel, Mr. Spiegel?
[02:24:29] Oh my god, yeah, because you paid bond.
[02:24:32] You pay a, yo, bond you do, you don't get it back.
[02:24:36] Oh my god.
[02:24:37] So Peter Spiegel not only got this guy out of the country,
[02:24:40] he just lost $11 million for Saraswati.
[02:24:43] Yo, he's also just in the cult then.
[02:24:45] I don't know if Peter himself is also doing like,
[02:24:49] you know, weird shit in that sense himself.
[02:24:52] He's obviously helping Sarah Swaddy do weird shit.
[02:24:55] But do you think Peter Spiegel's brainwashed by Sarah Swaddy?
[02:24:58] Or do you think he's just in on it at like an equal level?
[02:25:05] That's kind of a question now.
[02:25:07] Cause Peter's obviously helping Sarah Swaddy,
[02:25:09] but is he in on it or is he just supporting him do it?
[02:25:14] Yeah, like equal level shit.
[02:25:16] And Mr. Spiegel answered.
[02:25:19] Cause 11 million dollars.
[02:25:21] And you just go, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah.
[02:25:23] I don't know.
[02:25:26] He didn't stop his relationship on the day
[02:25:29] that the SARS walkie was convicted.
[02:25:31] He had dinner with them in the night before
[02:25:32] and helped him escape.
[02:25:33] And why is the FBI not tapping this guy's phone?
[02:25:37] Why is the FBI not tapping this guy's phone?
[02:25:40] I don't understand.
[02:25:42] Like, if you're, like, why are we not, why are, like?
[02:25:46] When I was researching US Marshall reports
[02:25:48] about the escape,
[02:25:50] I found that Peter had a team of white progressive debautees
[02:25:53] ready to get the Swami out of the country
[02:25:55] while the get-in was good.
[02:25:57] They moved him from Austin to Mexico
[02:26:00] and then to a secret hiding spot in India
[02:26:03] where the Swami can, oh, and you're never
[02:26:06] finding his ass in India.
[02:26:09] 1.8 billion people or some shit living in fucking India
[02:26:14] hide out from Interpol, FBI,
[02:26:17] And in fact, isn't there like a 10-year plan to count the people in India
[02:26:24] because the Indian government doesn't even know how many people live in India?
[02:26:29] Like, the population on Google of India is just like a guess.
[02:26:34] Like, they don't actually, it's, there's so many people in India
[02:26:38] that it's almost like, yeah, we just can't count it.
[02:26:42] Like, there's no way of knowing the US Marsh,
[02:26:45] Cause there's also it's just like you're going into a home,
[02:26:48] how many people live here
[02:26:49] and you're going to have individual people count.
[02:26:52] Yeah, there's fucking 80 million people.
[02:26:54] It's impossible. It's actually impossible.
[02:26:56] Jules called the swamis escape
[02:26:58] the most sophisticated escape they had ever seen.
[02:27:02] The deeper I dug,
[02:27:04] the more JKP wanted us to see it as a charity.
[02:27:07] Hospitals, schools, food drives, and slip documentaries,
[02:27:12] or maybe to cover all of the abuse,
[02:27:15] Charity became the perfect place to hide.
[02:27:17] But how did it all start?
[02:27:19] How did infomercial products build
[02:27:21] a global child's sex cult?
[02:27:23] Well, no one came down from above from a cloud.
[02:27:26] Saraswati did not fly in on a magic carpet.
[02:27:30] Instead, they met through these transcendental meditation
[02:27:36] organizations, and Peter and Saraswati
[02:27:39] made a deal together.
[02:27:42] in the fucking 60s?
[02:27:47] Of the 80s.
[02:27:49] Still, SARS didn't know each other for fucking 40 years.
[02:27:53] Swati says, well, we need money.
[02:27:56] And he noticed that these infolitions started to pop off.
[02:27:59] I wanted to find someone who was there at the beginning
[02:28:03] when Peter and Sarah Swati created all of this.
[02:28:06] We found Joe Kelly, who was an early member
[02:28:08] of this cult.
[02:28:09] Today, he helps people get out of cults,
[02:28:12] Myra reached out to him.
[02:28:13] You were in the room when Saraswati asked
[02:28:16] some of those earlier followers
[02:28:18] to create businesses to fund the organization.
[02:28:21] Is that true?
[02:28:22] Yeah, we would be invited to his room,
[02:28:25] his bedroom and he would sit on the bed
[02:28:27] and a group of us would be sitting around
[02:28:28] and I heard him talk to Peter and to Katie
[02:28:32] part of the funding stream
[02:28:34] that was coming into this organization
[02:28:36] was coming from both Peter and Katie.
[02:28:38] Peter and Saraswati created everything together and used Kripalu as their cult's god, but Saraswati
[02:28:46] and Peter were the brains behind the entire scam.
[02:28:49] So Kripalu is a figurehead of this cult specifically.
[02:28:56] He is quote unquote the god and the reincarnation of Krishna.
[02:29:05] He doesn't actually do anything like he does weird shit, but I'm saying he doesn't run anything
[02:29:13] Kind of how people try to say that Kim Jong-un doesn't really run North Korea and it's his sister
[02:29:18] It's like these two do everything and he kind of just fucking reefs the benefits and sits there and goes hey
[02:29:23] I'm God
[02:29:25] In fact, Sarah Swatty came up with the biggest selling infomercial product at Silmarque
[02:29:30] He's a saint on earth so he must be into miracles so we called the product the miracle blade
[02:29:39] Are we dead ass they started selling knives
[02:29:45] They got into door-to-door salesmen for knives to funnacle so we called the product the miracle blade
[02:29:51] Triggers the next generation of miracle-grade monsters.
[02:29:57] We spent months-
[02:29:58] You know what's crazy is one of you fuckers has this knife in your house.
[02:30:03] I- I feel like statistically, there's 18,000 people in chat,
[02:30:08] one of you, your mom or dad bought that knife, and has that knife right now.
[02:30:14] Scattering documents that tell a story of a cult hiding in plain sight.
[02:30:18] I said nose goes.
[02:30:20] We discovered that one of the ways that this cult survived in plain sight was by constantly
[02:30:26] changing their names.
[02:30:28] It was all meant to be a mind fuck.
[02:30:33] First it was International Society of Divine Love, then JKP bar.
[02:30:37] That just sounds like a cult.
[02:30:41] The inner, what was that?
[02:30:43] First it was International Society of Divine Love.
[02:30:48] Yeah.
[02:30:49] That is just word for word, like looking at that, you're going,
[02:30:53] yeah, they're doing some sketchy shit.
[02:30:55] A society of divine love,
[02:30:57] then J.K.P. Barcelona-Dame,
[02:30:59] then Rada Madhav-Dame,
[02:31:01] and now Rada Krishnidam.
[02:31:03] Same people, same connections, different names.
[02:31:07] All of the documents we found
[02:31:09] showed the same three people at the center.
[02:31:12] The saint, Prakashanan Saraswati,
[02:31:14] and the two owners of Ideal Living,
[02:31:16] Peter Spiegel, and Katie Williams.
[02:31:21] Then we found a document that showed us just how slippery the name changes were.
[02:31:26] Before Saraswati was arrested, J.K.P. Barsanadam is misspelled on the paperwork.
[02:31:33] After his arrest, while Saraswati and the ashram were suddenly under intense scrutiny, the spelling gets fixed.
[02:31:41] Then, on March 3rd, 2011, a mysterious trust appears.
[02:31:47] One day later, Saraswati was convicted of child molestation in Austin.
[02:31:52] Wow, they moved all the money into a trust.
[02:31:56] They moved all the money into a trust, so then if they tried to get the money out of it, they wouldn't be able to do it.
[02:32:02] Wow.
[02:32:04] Wow, I'm not an expert on like legal jargon with like how people move assets, but I am pretty sure that if you have money and a trust that you don't touch, like there's different types of trusts and what level of access you have to it.
[02:32:19] If you create a trust funnel your money into it and then somebody sues you, they're unable to touch any of the fucking money you have.
[02:32:28] I remembered that Ben talked to Karen and she gave an answer to why the cult's money was hidden in trusts
[02:32:36] Those were verbatim what we were told by these lawyers a complicated network of India based trusts
[02:32:43] So they have secured their money. So no one no victims
[02:32:48] Can ever win a case? Yeah, because if he has part ownership in a company like you're stealing
[02:32:53] You could sue an individual, you could sue a company,
[02:32:56] you could sue an individual as a part of a company,
[02:32:58] but you can't take money out of a trust.
[02:33:01] Just like the wheelchair,
[02:33:02] this cult likes to be prepared for escape without a train.
[02:33:06] Bro, that really is just like,
[02:33:08] I know the US gets like the most shit for it,
[02:33:11] where it's like, you know, if you have money,
[02:33:13] you're able to get out of like legal trouble.
[02:33:15] I think that's really just the case anywhere though.
[02:33:18] Like regardless of setup,
[02:33:20] I just think in any country, if you're uber rich,
[02:33:25] like I'm talking Peter Spiegel billionaire rich,
[02:33:28] you could probably murder somebody in cold blood
[02:33:30] in front of a camera and get out of it.
[02:33:33] And like our dumb president.
[02:33:36] Yeah, I mean, President Trump has made billions of dollars
[02:33:39] doing some shady shit as the leader of our country
[02:33:43] as well as potentially, not even potentially,
[02:33:47] been accused and stood trial for different crimes,
[02:33:53] kind of all over the board,
[02:33:55] including white collar and sex crimes.
[02:33:59] But yeah, it's simple to plan a run to Mexico.
[02:34:04] So what do you think Peter's getting in return
[02:34:06] for all of the-
[02:34:07] I am Bob Corn, thank you for the 10 gifted subs.
[02:34:09] Thank you for the 10 gifted subs,
[02:34:10] thank you for the 10 gifted subs,
[02:34:11] thank you for the three.
[02:34:12] The alpha question, love rejected,
[02:34:14] Mercy, Ghost Opus, CavCard, Mercy, Pickle Fisher,
[02:34:19] basic think of it a three, MX May,
[02:34:21] Mason, Rem, Sebastian, Dark Pig, Olivia think of it a three,
[02:34:24] Lil and Mako think of it a three.
[02:34:27] Lawyers could be compelled to say if you commit a crime,
[02:34:30] it's the crime fraud exception
[02:34:31] to our ethical obligations,
[02:34:32] it could come up in court.
[02:34:33] A good defense lawyer will not ask if you're guilty.
[02:34:35] Tickets from somebody who just took the bar exam.
[02:34:38] Lil for the stop, Mako for the three.
[02:34:39] Yeah, I think a good lawyer in a defense situation
[02:34:42] would just not even ask if you're guilty.
[02:34:45] They would just immediately be like,
[02:34:47] you're not guilty, this is what we're doing.
[02:34:49] And he would defend you
[02:34:51] as if he always knew you were not guilty.
[02:34:55] Make up for the three.
[02:34:59] Do you think you could win a fist fight
[02:35:00] against Triple T in real life?
[02:35:02] No, Bell and Grappler put this up, he would.
[02:35:04] Mel blue gig, Ravioli, Mr. Lister, Fat for the three.
[02:35:08] Burroughs and I am thinking of the time gift.
[02:35:10] Billions of dollars he's giving.
[02:35:11] It was about status because the more money
[02:35:13] that you gave the cult,
[02:35:15] the higher your status was within the cult.
[02:35:17] So whenever they-
[02:35:18] Okay, so it's just like,
[02:35:20] so Peter Spiegel actually believes in this,
[02:35:23] in this cult.
[02:35:24] Peter Spiegel is a member of this cult
[02:35:26] that now thinks he's at a higher status
[02:35:28] because he's given so much money to them
[02:35:29] and he's helped them in so many ways.
[02:35:31] I am Bobcourt taking over the 10 gift ins.
[02:35:33] That's very similar to Scientology
[02:35:35] in the sense of the more money you give
[02:35:36] the higher you up you are in the religion.
[02:35:38] I think this is a smaller cult in the sense
[02:35:40] that Peter Spiegel now is probably like a side god to them, but...
[02:35:43] They would go to India and stuff.
[02:35:45] They'd be treated like royalty because they were the primary financiers of this cult.
[02:35:49] They created a system of abuse that allowed these two guru-con men to get away with molesting
[02:35:57] and raping women and children for over 60 years with impunity.
[02:36:01] And in the end, Peter got exactly what he wanted.
[02:36:04] He got to be the big man, and his money helped protect the men pretending to be
[02:36:08] gods who abuse children. So now that you know all of this information when you show up to work,
[02:36:15] what happens? I had a meeting on the calendar with Peter already and so I decided to use that
[02:36:21] meeting to whistleblow to Peter. I made him think we were going to talk about this expansion in
[02:36:26] B2B and give him my recommendations for the company in the business and I said,
[02:36:32] you know, as I was discovering more information about this Peter, I learned everything. I know
[02:36:37] everything. And he tried to play it off like, what do you mean? Like, I know about, you know,
[02:36:43] percussion on sarah swathe and corpolo and all of that. And he's like, Oh, I never tried to hide
[02:36:48] any of that from you. He actively was trying to gaslight me in that meeting. And so
[02:36:53] Myra came out. I said, fucking, this guy didn't hear it. I knew he didn't hear it. I knew he
[02:36:59] saw Myra as a light touch. He knew Myra for 15 years, and he was going to get away with
[02:37:04] with it again, so they can get away.
[02:37:05] Once I emailed HR, that changed the game.
[02:37:09] And there were other whistleblowers as well who emailed HR.
[02:37:12] And in my email to HR, I detailed what I considered
[02:37:16] fraudulent misrepresentation of a business,
[02:37:18] including links to the cult, links to new.
[02:37:22] I mean, is that not misappropriation of funds as well?
[02:37:25] Like, if you're as a company that you're working for,
[02:37:31] putting $11 million in bond to a guy
[02:37:33] that has effectively no association with your company.
[02:37:37] Unless they gave him some sort of figurehead position,
[02:37:39] it just doesn't make any sense.
[02:37:40] Seedob's taking up the 10 gift aids, OG Rural,
[02:37:42] Kara and Gillie for the sub.
[02:37:43] There's coverage about it.
[02:37:45] And expressing my concern for the company,
[02:37:47] the safety of other employees,
[02:37:49] that he is doing all of this
[02:37:51] with all of this public information on the record.
[02:37:54] That it's not only a threat to the business,
[02:37:55] but it's the threat to the safety of the employees.
[02:37:58] I received no response from Carlton Newsom
[02:38:00] throughout the whole day of February 8th, 2023.
[02:38:03] Then before the start of the next business day,
[02:38:05] I received an email that I was terminated
[02:38:07] with no reason given for my termination.
[02:38:10] Hi, Mara.
[02:38:11] This is Carlson with Ideal Living.
[02:38:13] I was just giving you a call just to confirm
[02:38:17] that you received the emails that I sent out
[02:38:20] about your employment being terminated today,
[02:38:23] immediate, executive immediately, which is.
[02:38:26] And no reason given, bro.
[02:38:29] Come on.
[02:38:30] Oh
[02:38:32] How does HR not get involved though? I don't understand because HR is a separate like entity
[02:38:39] To a degree and he's able to shut that down too
[02:38:43] There is no HR
[02:38:45] Very night. I
[02:38:48] Was hired on and originally as a temp. So these are yours truly. Yeah, that is kind of weird
[02:38:53] I feel like in an email. That's like automatic dickhead shit
[02:38:57] especially if you're firing somebody yours truly Carlton Newsom.
[02:39:02] I feel like if you're being nice in an email, you go best regards.
[02:39:06] Best comma.
[02:39:08] February night.
[02:39:10] I was hired on at a new son.
[02:39:12] Is that not what it says?
[02:39:13] Newsome, which is February night.
[02:39:18] I was hired on and originally as a temp for an IT technician for idea living.
[02:39:23] One thing we often handle is new employees leaving.
[02:39:26] Credit on thank you for the five gift it's thank you. We've got to stop thank you for the five
[02:39:34] I'm like Uber dehydrated from those wings police and I remember I was driving the work and I got an email on my phone
[02:39:41] And I looked in the corner of my eye and it said my ra
[02:39:45] Hi, I'm Bob corn taking the five gift it's and I got an email on my phone
[02:39:50] and I looked in the corner of my eye and it said Myra plus blah blah blah all these
[02:39:55] people are all leaving the company we need their emails canceled their emails
[02:39:59] chose that many people that fast I thought they only fired her turned off
[02:40:03] right away and I was just sitting here just like I've never seen whole
[02:40:07] division like that just cut without warning I was not going to let Peter
[02:40:12] in the cult get away with this I was going to tell this story I reached out
[02:40:17] to the LA Times. This was an LA story for whatever reason they didn't want to tell it. The daily beast
[02:40:24] had already. HR is always on the business side no matter what I have a master's business HR will
[02:40:28] have your back until it comes to the business itself. Yes, but will it not have the businesses
[02:40:34] back in the benefit of the business? And in this sense, if you have a large amount of employees
[02:40:40] that are saying that the higher up in your business is doing illegal activity, HR would
[02:40:45] probably want to get rid of that guy because the business itself is separate from Peter Spiegel
[02:40:50] and Peter Spiegel's bad for the business. Ideal living would be more successful without him seeing
[02:40:55] the problems that exist currently. If you were even right now, like especially right now,
[02:40:59] it would be in HR and the business's best interest to kick them the fuck out.
[02:41:15] news organizations running away from a global sex trafficking ring. And then,
[02:41:20] while reporters are being laid off, fired, or simply disappearing from newsrooms,
[02:41:25] Peter opened a new Oshram in Los Angeles.
[02:41:31] Yep, I'll get everything I can.
[02:41:34] So we sent someone inside to find out what was going on.
[02:41:38] This story is far from over.
[02:41:41] taking down child molester yeah taking down the shot cutting a beer why did they
[02:41:48] tell him like that you wake up and a motel no way they shot come to me here
[02:41:54] after doing that he tapped it sideways dude reckless bad man I again I said
[02:42:02] this the first time that motherfucker needs security I think he is going to
[02:42:07] be in a in a pickle in the safety sense I I I think he really needs to fucking protect himself
[02:42:19] so wow hold up I got a burp that was a good video though oh my gosh oh my gosh Danica
[02:42:30] thank you for the sub credit thank you for the five gifts a dime for the five gifts watch the
[02:42:33] of the new Mr. Peace video.
[02:42:36] The one where he runs from 100 cops.
[02:42:39] Pass.
[02:42:41] Pass.
[02:42:44] Behind me are 100 cops.
[02:42:46] And if they arrest us by the end of the day,
[02:42:48] they would have a million dollars.
[02:42:50] But if we escape, they get nothing.
[02:42:53] Start the timer.
[02:42:54] Drive.
[02:42:55] They're right on us.
[02:42:56] Don't worry, guys.
[02:42:57] I have a plan.
[02:42:59] Hey!
[02:43:01] Chris watched this and he said it was all just like CGI
[02:43:06] Like random explosions and shit predictable all Intel reports anything
[02:43:14] Like what
[02:43:25] Like why that was just pyrotechnics
[02:43:27] Like if you had a hundred police officers chasing the mr. B squad Nolan on foot is getting tackled
[02:43:37] Instantly that's why I just thought I like I trust me. I'll watch the mr. Bees videos that I want to watch
[02:43:43] John thank you for the thousands of these videos. I'm giving such a big bad. We've got a lot of kids in a place base
[02:43:48] Thank you for some next video
[02:43:50] Next video shorter stream today chat last video today
[02:43:52] Tomorrow, I'm not live Tuesday. We're back to our regular stream schedule on week on weekdays live
[02:43:58] 330 on Tuesday playing out last to the whole stream Wednesday will be out last to a 330 other random shit after probably Thursday
[02:44:04] Not live Friday react Saturday early stream at 11 a.m. For like two two and a half hours random games
[02:44:09] And I'm gonna be on Christmas hot-time stream
[02:44:13] Sunday reacts next week next Monday
[02:44:15] After that, Random Games and Bob and Anna, me, Jynxie and Ron, and then the 10th, we have a charity stream for American Foundation for Suicide Prevention.
[02:44:24] Aiden, thank you for the five, Gifted's Jam, thank you for the sub-chat lock-in.
[02:44:29] Insufferable Friend Tropes
[02:44:31] I think we can all agree that as much as we love our friends and enjoy their company, a lot of them have some absolutely insufferable personality traits that causes to constantly lose brain cells every time we speak to them.
[02:44:44] Across the many friends that I've had over the years,
[02:44:47] there's been a multitude of different tropes
[02:44:49] and archetypes that I've had to deal with
[02:44:50] that I wanna go over in this.
[02:44:52] Flaking, flaking, flaking.
[02:44:54] Number one, there's many annoying and sufferable
[02:44:57] friend tropes.
[02:44:59] If you are somebody that agrees to go somewhere,
[02:45:02] everybody's flaked.
[02:45:03] Everybody's agreed to do something
[02:45:05] and then backed out last minute before.
[02:45:07] We're agreed to do something,
[02:45:09] something comes up, you back out.
[02:45:11] But to agree to do something and then consistently go,
[02:45:16] I can't never mind, I'm staying home.
[02:45:19] Oh, actually I don't wanna do that.
[02:45:21] What the fuck?
[02:45:24] That is the worst.
[02:45:25] And it's not even like,
[02:45:27] that's something that gets to a point where it's like,
[02:45:29] all right, I'm not gonna invite you anymore.
[02:45:33] Like, there's a difference between having just
[02:45:36] an annoying attribute or something that you do,
[02:45:39] Versus like actually just not showing up, cause that's showing like a lack of care.
[02:45:44] Video. Some of these friend tropes range from mildly annoying and frustrating to deal with,
[02:45:49] to tropes that genuinely cause me to completely lose all forms of common sense and verbally
[02:45:54] spaz out on you. Again, verbally of course. Not like I'm doing anything physical to them anyway. Right guys?
[02:46:00] Anyway, the first type of annoying friend that I want to talk about is the friend that's over-
[02:46:05] Yo, yo, before he even butts in I got another one right now.
[02:46:09] That friend that refuses to buy a $5 indie game because they are only going to play it once and quote-unquote
[02:46:15] We're gonna hop on this one time and never play it again
[02:46:18] However, they will willingly shill out $70 for NBA 2k Madden NHL and Call of Duty every single year without hesitation
[02:46:32] You're playing a $5 game if you get three hours out of it
[02:46:37] that you've gotten your money's worth.
[02:46:41] It's $5.
[02:46:43] A movie ticket is what?
[02:46:46] 15, 20?
[02:46:49] For like an hour and a half, two and a half hour movie.
[02:46:52] 23 bucks.
[02:46:54] That depends where you go.
[02:46:55] $20 now.
[02:46:57] We somehow late to every single hangout.
[02:46:59] Nine?
[02:47:00] Chupa, what movie theater are you going to
[02:47:02] that it's $9?
[02:47:03] I thought I was able to actually leave
[02:47:05] the group chat successfully.
[02:47:06] I couldn't how late to every first type of annoying friend that I want to talk
[02:47:10] about is the friend that's always somehow late to every single hangout that was
[02:47:14] able to actually leave the group chat successfully.
[02:47:16] I couldn't tell you how many times we've made plans to go do something weeks
[02:47:20] in advance with everything from time to location already accounted for prior
[02:47:24] only for them to still.
[02:47:25] I think of the hangout and somebody shows up late.
[02:47:28] Who gives a shit if you're like, yo, I'm having a fire.
[02:47:31] I'm going to, you know, we're just going to hang out and like, you
[02:47:34] Drink beers and talk and shit. We're gonna play poker or whatever show play who cares if it's like hey
[02:47:40] We're going bowling at eight
[02:47:43] and
[02:47:43] You show up at eight thirty
[02:47:47] What the fuck? I've done that before but I openly say I'm down
[02:47:53] I'm gonna be late before I agree to go
[02:47:57] Somehow show up two hours later
[02:47:59] Any twitch streamer of all time any twitch streamer of all time any twitch streamer ever any twitch streamer in any junko tournament at of all time
[02:48:06] Any rainbow sticks tournament any any rocket league tournament?
[02:48:10] I'm there Jinx he's there and maybe three other streamers are there and no one else is ready
[02:48:15] You're still being wet from the five-minute shower
[02:48:18] They took just before they left out the door and when this happens
[02:48:21] They'll still somehow find some sort of excuse to justify themselves for completely missing the entire thing bro
[02:48:26] I swear I was getting ready, but like my mom had me do something real quick
[02:48:30] Then I got jumped by my neighbor's dog and had to go to the emergency room for another hour
[02:48:34] Yo, dude, you could have just said you wanted to stay home because not a single person here
[02:48:39] They'll say they were putting on their clothes to leave out the door but in actuality
[02:48:43] They were blowing bath bubbles and playing G Herbo at full blast while taking 40 minutes to wash their hair
[02:48:49] Obviously this type of friend is when I dead-ass pull-up wait. It's usually because I'm taking a shit
[02:48:56] Like, if I show up late somewhere, it's usually because I go, I'm gonna have to poop, I'd rather take a shit now than have to poop at a restaurant.
[02:49:07] It's super annoying to deal with for a multitude of reasons.
[02:49:10] For starters, you ask the person who's late is disrespecting both our time and energy because you couldn't truthfully-
[02:49:16] 30 minute shit? Yeah.
[02:49:19] Every poop.
[02:49:21] The only bro, I'm telling you an average shit of mine is probably 20 to 35 minutes
[02:49:27] Tell us what time you're playing on coming and why not it should be five
[02:49:32] What is it sliding right out, I mean, you know, sometimes you got to hit a
[02:49:41] You ever hit one of those in the morning you get a good one you go
[02:49:46] Oh
[02:49:47] That's what this is the noise that's noises. I make in the morning
[02:49:51] Oh
[02:49:55] Oh
[02:49:56] Every single activity like an exhale any we do is gonna be completely
[02:50:01] Hemorrhoid boy. I've had hemorrhoids since senior year dependent on whether one my ass veins are perfectly fine
[02:50:07] Thank you for asking person gets here doing things like going to a theme park or eating out at a place with reserve seating
[02:50:14] Hinges a lot on everyone included to be there on time
[02:50:17] I can usually tolerate something like this after the first two times well. No, I also just get mad at businesses, too
[02:50:24] If we're going with a group of ten
[02:50:28] To a restaurant or we're going with a group of ten
[02:50:31] Bowling or somewhere with a reservation
[02:50:34] And eight of us are there and two are late and the guy at the front counter or the fucking lady at the front
[02:50:40] Or whoever it is is going
[02:50:42] Sorry, whole party has to be here for you guys
[02:50:45] So we're gonna have to move you that way you're gonna the other people in front of you are gonna go for I go bro
[02:50:51] 80% of us are here. What do you think we're lying?
[02:50:54] like
[02:50:57] We'll start without them like what it's usually
[02:51:00] Activities
[02:51:01] Restaurants don't really give a fuck as much like if you go over a party at 10 8 of us are here
[02:51:05] They'll fucking see you right because you guys will still order drinks and other shit first
[02:51:09] But if it's like, uh, sorry, all of you have to be here for- that's actually not how they sound.
[02:51:15] Oh, sorry, I don't even have to be here if there's a fan around to see you.
[02:51:21] Yeah, sorry.
[02:51:24] Oh, what was that? You wrote pickles on your chicken sandwich?
[02:51:29] But after a certain point, it'll become pretty obvious that we should just stop inviting you to places because you're not gonna show up anyway.
[02:51:35] Anyway, like how hard a bubble bass at the front fucking desk every time bro
[02:51:41] Is it to simply say I'm not coming to the hangout or give an actual estimate for how much time you're gonna take instead of leading
[02:51:47] Us on for an hour straight for no reason whatsoever then. Oh, well, I will say I'm on in five. I'm on in 20
[02:51:56] Yeah, I'm only ten out I'm 20 out
[02:51:58] Next French hope I want to talk about is the Contrarian, who's a person that will take
[02:52:03] the complete opposite stance on anything you're talking about even when there's nothing to
[02:52:08] disagree on.
[02:52:09] Everyone watching this video has had that one homie who would rather skin himself alive
[02:52:14] than risk losing any sort of disagreement with you.
[02:52:16] You could say a completely factual statement like, it's super hot outside, and yet
[02:52:21] they'll still try their absolute hardest to prove you wrong.
[02:52:24] We'll also try to make you the antagonizer in a situation, despite the fact that they
[02:52:28] started the argument themselves first.
[02:52:31] One minute, we're talking about the best NBA players of all time, and the next minute,
[02:52:35] he's being really cursing out every single person in my bloodline, all because I said
[02:52:39] that Kobe was better than D-Wade all time.
[02:52:41] Which he is, by the way.
[02:52:43] Up next, we have the Arduer.
[02:52:45] And unlike the Contrarian, this dude doesn't necessarily disagree with everything you
[02:52:49] say.
[02:52:50] His problem is that once you do disagree, he physically cannot let it go.
[02:52:54] It doesn't matter if you're talking about some deep philosophical topic or something completely
[02:53:00] irrelevant to either of your lives.
[02:53:01] They will still spend all that effort talking back and forth until you admit you're wrong
[02:53:06] or one of you dies.
[02:53:07] This is-
[02:53:08] Alright, I feel like that's kind of me, but like, I don't- I'm not- I'm not
[02:53:14] about to argue about anything and everything, but I love to disagree for the sole purpose
[02:53:22] of disagreement.
[02:53:23] when I say that, is that bad?
[02:53:27] I'm not saying I'm disagreeing in the sense
[02:53:29] where I'm making up the fact that I disagree,
[02:53:32] but say somebody has to take,
[02:53:34] I think that's just been ingrained in me
[02:53:36] from social media too and just streaming
[02:53:39] where it's like, it's more polarizing to be like,
[02:53:41] now that's stupid as fuck versus me going,
[02:53:43] ah, I kind of don't agree.
[02:53:45] Like if you were like, catch up to top 10 condiment
[02:53:49] and in my head, I'm not saying this
[02:53:51] is what I actually believe,
[02:53:52] but say you're like, ketchup's a top 10 condiment.
[02:53:55] And I have ketchup at number 12.
[02:53:57] I'll go ketchup's not even top 50, dude.
[02:54:00] What the fuck?
[02:54:01] Like, I'll disagree to disagree.
[02:54:03] Like, I'll just, I'll be like, no, you're wrong.
[02:54:06] And then argue about it.
[02:54:10] Easily one of my least favorite tropes on the-
[02:54:12] Chat ketchup is top 10.
[02:54:14] I'm not, I was saying that's why
[02:54:15] I'm not saying this is a real example.
[02:54:16] This entire list, not only is it mentally exhausting
[02:54:19] to deal with someone like this daily,
[02:54:21] But it's just a complete waste of time for both parties included.
[02:54:24] They'll legitimately turn any common normal conversation into a 40 minute heated debate over some utterly random potion.
[02:54:32] You're f-
[02:54:32] Yeah, but that's like the fun part of it, though.
[02:54:37] Like, the hypotheticals.
[02:54:40] I think if you-
[02:54:41] I don't know if I've ever talked about this before, but there are groups of guys.
[02:54:46] I think I mentioned this the other day.
[02:54:48] There are groups of guys, and I have a friend group of guys.
[02:54:51] that run bits, right?
[02:54:53] We run a bit.
[02:54:54] If you don't know what I'm talking about,
[02:54:56] you're probably in a friend group that doesn't run bits,
[02:54:59] which is weird and I'm sorry for dissing your friend group.
[02:55:03] But what do you guys do?
[02:55:05] What do you guys talk about?
[02:55:07] If you don't run a hypotheticals or bits, what are you?
[02:55:11] I don't know what a bit is.
[02:55:14] How do I explain what a bit is to somebody that doesn't run bits?
[02:55:19] You know how I'll run a bit on stream and I'll act like a character in a horror game or something?
[02:55:25] It's just like a running joke.
[02:55:28] Like, I'm in a CS game and I'm talking to a guy and I'm just like,
[02:55:32] no, I don't really know if I think that's the best play if we should go banana.
[02:55:35] Yeah, and then we all start talking like that.
[02:55:38] That's like a dumb bit. Not a great example, but that'd be like a stupid bit.
[02:55:42] We're all gonna act the same for no reason.
[02:55:45] It's like role-playing a gimmick that isn't necessarily a character,
[02:55:50] but you're just being a specific way on purpose with each other.
[02:55:56] Also, I got into a CS lobby yesterday with the worst person of all time.
[02:56:03] And he was just saying, oh my god, we hop in, I type it, it's me and two of my friends.
[02:56:09] Two Randos.
[02:56:11] There's this guy on the other team.
[02:56:14] And I type in the chat, in Premiere, I go, what's up, randos?
[02:56:18] Guy un-mutes, why do you fucking say it in voice chat?
[02:56:22] So we all unmute and just start screaming at this guy?
[02:56:25] We run a bit for about two rounds.
[02:56:29] And my friend says that he would have sex with his mom.
[02:56:35] And then this guy just says the N-word hard R.
[02:56:39] end of bit end of bit cuts it hard and he goes yeah yeah you see how easy it was
[02:56:50] you brought me to that yeah and he's like screaming and we're like dude whoa so
[02:56:57] then for the next for the next like 15 rounds the kid the kid went three and
[02:57:02] 15 by the way his name's Nigel if you're seeing this year deckhead anyways he
[02:57:09] went like three and 15 and he my friend the whole time is just like I'm gonna have sex
[02:57:14] with you mother and he's like you're just saying the same shit you're just saying the
[02:57:18] same shit over and over again what's happening and I'm like dude on the whole time he's just
[02:57:22] being uber racist and I'm going you're just you're saying my friend saying the same shit
[02:57:26] you muted him which means he won flat out you muted him in a game which means you
[02:57:31] lost he got you angry and you said and you're talking about how angry you are
[02:57:35] They kept telling him to spell the word shadow daggers,
[02:57:38] and he kept doing it.
[02:57:40] He kept doing it.
[02:57:41] He was like, because he kept saying, you're stupid.
[02:57:43] And he's like, my friends are going,
[02:57:46] oh yeah, I'll spell shadow daggers.
[02:57:48] Because I had the way, and he kept doing it.
[02:57:49] He kept going, S-H-A-D-O-W space.
[02:57:52] And I'm like, why are you spelling it?
[02:57:55] I'm like, they're rage baiting you
[02:57:57] and you're just doing what,
[02:57:58] and then every time you would do it,
[02:58:00] and they would go, good boy.
[02:58:02] And then you would just get more angry.
[02:58:04] And he was like, here's the problem.
[02:58:06] And then he just started talking about black people.
[02:58:09] Keep in mind, because he hears my friend's voice
[02:58:11] and my friend is a minority.
[02:58:13] And so he's like, oh, you're probably this.
[02:58:16] And he starts just spewing like racist jargon.
[02:58:20] And I'm like, bro, you're, and I go off.
[02:58:24] I'm high as fuck.
[02:58:25] And at some point he rage baits me.
[02:58:27] It's not even rage bait.
[02:58:28] This is what this guy actually believes.
[02:58:29] So I just go off on him.
[02:58:31] And I'm like, dude, you're an idiot.
[02:58:33] I'm far more successful than you.
[02:58:34] You're stupid as fuck.
[02:58:35] You're playing CS alone on a Saturday night
[02:58:38] just being racist in a lobby for absolutely no reason.
[02:58:41] The first thing I typed to you,
[02:58:42] you immediately went off for no reason.
[02:58:44] You got so viscerally angry that you defaulted
[02:58:47] to saying the N-word hard R.
[02:58:49] You're saying that my friend who's saying
[02:58:51] he's gonna have sex with your mom
[02:58:52] is repeating the same joke over and over again
[02:58:54] and that that's why he's stupid.
[02:58:56] Meanwhile, you've been repeating the same racist jargon
[02:58:59] that you and your fucking family
[02:59:00] have been spewing for the last 200 years.
[02:59:02] So how are you gonna sit here
[02:59:04] and say that he's just saying the same shit
[02:59:06] when your default insult is just saying a slur.
[02:59:10] And then he was going, it's just a word.
[02:59:12] And I'm going, my friend's saying just words too.
[02:59:14] He's just saying, he's gonna have sex with your mom.
[02:59:16] And then you muted him.
[02:59:20] Like, it's just that, I don't know.
[02:59:23] I left that and I was like, dude, he's so angry.
[02:59:27] And he got me mad,
[02:59:28] because he was just saying stupid shit.
[02:59:30] And then he was going, you're a Joe Bart Larper.
[02:59:32] I'm like, what do you mean I'm a Joe Bart Larpher?
[02:59:34] He's like, you're naming yourself after a Twitch streamer
[02:59:36] with an AI voice.
[02:59:37] I went, what?
[02:59:38] I'm like, what?
[02:59:39] And then he's like, and then he switches
[02:59:41] and he no longer says I'm Larping.
[02:59:43] And he goes, you know, you and all these other Twitch streamers
[02:59:46] are just so fucking afraid of not being woke.
[02:59:48] I'm like, brother, I'm just saying,
[02:59:51] I'm like, I'm not even having a woke take.
[02:59:54] I'm just saying you're saying slurs
[02:59:56] because somebody rage baited you.
[02:59:58] Like, that's all that happened.
[03:00:02] Friends, are the only people who will spend one hour of their day just screaming at your
[03:00:06] face over some petty disagreement while simultaneously saying that you're a boy for life and will
[03:00:11] always have your back.
[03:00:12] The next French rope we have is the out-of-pocket demon.
[03:00:15] But before we move on to that...
[03:00:17] And then he tried giving me hypotheticals.
[03:00:19] He was like, so you're walking down the street in a white neighborhood.
[03:00:23] I'm like, we're not out.
[03:00:28] This is the problem with this country.
[03:00:30] I went, whoa.
[03:00:32] I went all, I ended up going, Nigel.
[03:00:35] This started with me saying, what up, Rando's in text chat
[03:00:41] and ended with you going,
[03:00:42] so you're walking down the street
[03:00:44] in a white neighborhood.
[03:00:46] I'm like, that's where this is going.
[03:00:48] Well, I'm like, we're in a fucking CS lobby right now.
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[03:01:28] I wonder what our guns would feel like under my pants.
[03:01:30] Yeah, that would just be,
[03:01:33] but that's like a level of being out of pocket.
[03:01:35] That's just like cringe.
[03:01:36] It doesn't matter what kind of person or object
[03:01:40] he's talking about.
[03:01:41] He'll still have some crazy statement loaded
[03:01:44] in the chamber, ready to fire on all cylinders.
[03:01:46] And I have to say that's pretty cum.
[03:01:48] That's Joe Shard.
[03:01:49] No, Chris doesn't do it to that extent.
[03:01:52] Chris will be,
[03:01:53] I
[03:01:55] The conversation with Chris on left for dead yesterday was very funny. Chris has some funny stories
[03:02:01] All right, he won't tell all of them on stream
[03:02:04] But that story. Oh my god, I can't even give the specifics because he doesn't want to tell it
[03:02:10] but it is an
[03:02:12] Unexpected squirting is the funniest story of all time
[03:02:17] Where he's like, yeah, I didn't really think that was gonna happen and then I was just having sex in a kiddie pool
[03:02:22] I'm like, what the fuck?
[03:02:25] Mendeble, if you think.
[03:02:26] Yeah, yesterday, Chris, we were talking,
[03:02:28] it was a conversation while we were playing Left 4 Dead
[03:02:30] and it was the idea of just like, what is squirting P
[03:02:33] and it's like majority piss.
[03:02:35] And then he was like, yeah.
[03:02:36] And he kind of like told half the story.
[03:02:38] About it.
[03:02:39] Because it's really hard to be brutally honest
[03:02:41] with every single statement or comment
[03:02:42] you have about something.
[03:02:44] Now, in my opinion, there's very obvious pros and cons
[03:02:47] to having a friend like this.
[03:02:48] The biggest pro is that their comments and statements
[03:02:50] It can be absolutely hilarious depending on what kind of situation it is.
[03:02:54] I mean we all know the funniest jokes from-
[03:02:56] I think the funniest shit is when it's not even- it's that friend but he doesn't make
[03:03:00] a joke he just looks at you.
[03:03:02] Like you're in public and something happens and he goes like this.
[03:03:12] And you make like direct eye contact with him and you're going, oh no.
[03:03:15] And your friends-
[03:03:17] Cause you know exactly what he's thinking.
[03:03:18] the raw unfiltered ones that you could not show to anybody else outside your friend group
[03:03:22] or else they'll have a public execution for you and everybody involved in front of the
[03:03:26] entire nation.
[03:03:27] But I think the biggest con of this trope is that sometimes they'll say a joke that
[03:03:31] is both unfunny and just plain out this respect.
[03:03:34] Like it gets to a point where they'll say something blatantly offensive and we'll
[03:03:38] try to excuse it by saying it's not that deep or stop being soft.
[03:03:42] If your sense of humor is just trying to be edgy and offensive all the time then
[03:03:45] you are never a funny person to begin with.
[03:03:47] I mean this was basically 2015 to 2017 YouTube in a nutshell.
[03:03:51] Where every popular and relevant YouTuber was a commentary channel tearing apart any and
[03:03:55] everybody on the internet with zero filter or restrictions on what they were saying.
[03:03:59] Of course you can't forget the CSGO surfing or cluster truck gameplay that they had playing
[03:04:03] in the background of all their videos with the same audio track looping every time.
[03:04:08] The next insufferable friendship that we have is the friend that's always changing
[03:04:11] up his behavior or personality as soon as they're around a certain group of people.
[03:04:16] around girls I couldn't I think full on changing your personality around the people that you're with
[03:04:22] is weird but I think reading the room is not weird and perfectly normal and good like I always use Ron
[03:04:31] as an example but I think Ron is just a streamer that reads a room very well and I think that's
[03:04:37] what you need to do I don't think you should act identical in every specific situation that you
[03:04:43] you could ever be in. I think you should have some level of flexibility and personality depending on
[03:04:49] the people that you're with, but I think when it changes to the point where you're actually acting
[03:04:53] like a different person is when it's odd. I think being not as outwardly, I guess, not aggressive,
[03:05:04] but like edgy or something around certain people, yeah, like code-switching, I don't know if
[03:05:09] if that's not really the right term though, but yeah, like you're so wrong, you think everybody
[03:05:17] should act exactly the same. I think between, I think there should be like a 20% flex in personality
[03:05:22] depending on who you're around. I don't think it should be, you know, you're one way and then you're
[03:05:29] 80% of different person than another, but I think having some level of change is normal
[03:05:34] because it's who you're around, you know?
[03:05:40] Changing your personality around girls looking,
[03:05:43] wait, changing your personality around girls
[03:05:45] trying to look cool this and you.
[03:05:47] I think that's different if you're changing your personality
[03:05:49] around girls to try and look cool.
[03:05:50] But I think if you're around a bunch of women
[03:05:54] and you're going, maybe I shouldn't make a poop joke
[03:05:56] right now, I don't think that's weird.
[03:05:59] Now, if my friend makes a poop joke and there's women in the room, am I still going to laugh
[03:06:07] at it?
[03:06:08] Yeah.
[03:06:09] However, am I going to make that joke?
[03:06:13] Probably not.
[03:06:14] It really depends.
[03:06:15] Depends on the people you're around.
[03:06:16] You know, it depends how close you are to them, how much you know them, you know?
[03:06:21] The jokes that I'm going to make in a discord call with Jinxie, Ronaldo, Los Poyos, and fucking
[03:06:30] Yugi are going to be different than the things that I say around Valkyrie, Foosley, Ludwigan
[03:06:38] Squeaks.
[03:06:39] They're different groups of people.
[03:06:41] I'm still Job Art, right?
[03:06:45] like what you're gonna say is variable in each situation.
[03:06:51] Like if I'm in a call with Jinxie,
[03:06:53] I could make like a gooning joke
[03:06:56] and he would think that's funny.
[03:06:58] Now I'm in a call with Ludd.
[03:07:02] I don't really think I'm gonna make that joke, you know?
[03:07:05] Tell you the amount of people.
[03:07:06] I think it's just a meant, it's less.
[03:07:09] I think changing your personality is weird.
[03:07:11] I think it's more the capability
[03:07:13] to suppress intrusive thoughts.
[03:07:16] I've meant that we'll do something either corny or humiliating
[03:07:19] just for the sake of approval from a girl they like.
[03:07:22] They'll do things like hit the side of your shoulder
[03:07:24] or randomly start threatening you just
[03:07:25] for the sake of getting any sort of play.
[03:07:27] If we're not doing.
[03:07:29] You know the worst is the type of friend.
[03:07:30] I'm sorry, I'm going to rewind here.
[03:07:31] You know the worst is the type of friend
[03:07:33] that makes jokes that are reference based,
[03:07:36] but like 40% of the time, nobody knows the reference.
[03:07:42] That's also the riskiest joke that you could make.
[03:07:45] Are you an Afsler fan?
[03:07:47] What, Fusely, Squeak, Sludwig, and Ray?
[03:07:49] Yeah, I watch them all the time.
[03:07:51] Either of those two things, they'll also start to cap-
[03:07:53] They have such a different type of humor.
[03:07:55] There's different types of humor, though.
[03:07:56] About how much money or possessions they have
[03:07:58] and what kind of job they work at.
[03:08:00] The brokest and most financially down bad person you know
[03:08:03] will somehow try to convince everyone around him
[03:08:06] that he has an eight-figure business with five cars,
[03:08:08] including a BMW and a Eurus sitting in his driveway.
[03:08:11] Nigga, you work at Waffle House and can't even pay for your own gas money without calling someone up.
[03:08:16] Nah, but he got a crypto startup that's on the way.
[03:08:18] Stop lying!
[03:08:19] I legitimately feel bad for these kinds of people who actually think that acting as something that isn't you will magically get people to like you.
[03:08:26] I-
[03:08:26] Oh, well, because they saw something that you are who you act like you are, some shit.
[03:08:30] They probably saw some tic-tac that's like you are who you want to be, and so they just fucking warped being rich.
[03:08:37] And then they'll go, you know...
[03:08:38] You know, it's it's the law of attractions. It's what you got to do. If you yeah, somebody said it in chat
[03:08:46] If if I if I if I act rich then then rich things will come towards me
[03:08:52] You know life is really about connections at the end of the day
[03:08:55] Promise and it's like what they're saying isn't even necessarily wrong. It's just how they're going about it
[03:08:59] You that just being yourself is gonna give you a way higher quarter zips. Yeah new category insufferable French ropes the friend that wears quarter zips
[03:09:09] Hands of getting someone friend that wears quarter zips everywhere number then by doing a humiliation ritual by acting like a complete circus
[03:09:16] Chester our final worst show for today is the friend that always asked for money
[03:09:20] Everyone in a friend group always has that one person who constantly begs for money every time they I don't have a friend that
[03:09:26] Asks for money. I used to have a friend that would go
[03:09:30] Yo, let's buy this game going back to the five dollar game
[03:09:33] Yo, let's buy this game. No, I don't want to buy it. It's only $5. Oh, well, if it's only $5, then buy it for me
[03:09:45] That shit is so annoying. Yeah, it's only five. It's only five dollars by 40 then need to pay for something now
[03:09:52] I would call myself a nice guy
[03:09:54] I don't mind helping out my boy once in a while and paying for his stuff
[03:09:58] Especially if he doesn't have the funds at that current moment
[03:10:00] I would trust that they do the same thing for me and also help me out if I was struggling.
[03:10:04] Yeah, I think it's different if your boy is like not trying to get somebody to pay shit for you,
[03:10:09] but you're like, yo, you want to go out to the bar? No, I don't got money.
[03:10:11] And then I hit him with like, y'all pay for your drinks.
[03:10:14] That's not like him begging for it. That's just like him saying, no, I can't.
[03:10:18] And then you going, no, like, we'll pay for your shit.
[03:10:20] Like I've had instances of that. That's not bad.
[03:10:23] That's not a friend that's begging.
[03:10:24] That's a friend being honest about his situation.
[03:10:27] And then you still going, y'all will just pay for you.
[03:10:29] It's different for you. Yeah, it's also different for me because I'm in a situation where like I can just pay for my friend's stuff a lot of the time
[03:10:36] Like if like during beer Olympics me and all my friends, but I just like I could just pay for dinner
[03:10:41] Right, like I could just do that, but that's also something that's like
[03:10:45] Not in a casual friendship setting
[03:10:48] We had to pay for something but I swear to God these people could have a full-time job with a good pay
[03:10:54] What I will say is I mean I'm 24 years old
[03:10:58] I think now you have two types of two types of things, right? If you're not paying for somebody this is what you usually do
[03:11:05] If you go out you've paid for something and your friend doesn't pay you back
[03:11:09] but you kind of have like an unwritten tab of I pay you pay I pay you pay I pay you pay like when I go to a
[03:11:17] Bar me and one of my friends. I'll buy him a drink or two and then hold by me a drink or two. Oh
[03:11:22] My god, you're Gen Z. What did you think? I was a fucking millennial
[03:11:25] I was born in 2002
[03:11:27] For me to not be Gen Z, you would have to think that I'm like 1995. That's fucked up
[03:11:36] Anyways
[03:11:39] Me and my friend will pay for each other shit
[03:11:42] So like I'll get him a beer and a shot then he'll get me a shot or a mixed drink
[03:11:44] And it's just kind of like an unwritten tab or you do something where you buy and they pay you
[03:11:50] I think once you are past the age
[03:11:53] page of, let's say, 20.
[03:12:00] If we're out and I pay, and we're going, OK, we'll split.
[03:12:06] We'll put it on one tab.
[03:12:08] Because usually when you go out with a big group,
[03:12:09] it's just easier to put it on one card
[03:12:10] and everybody like, Venmo Cash App,
[03:12:12] Zell, the guy that paid versus Split fucking 15 checks
[03:12:17] or something.
[03:12:18] So you go, OK, I'll pay.
[03:12:20] I put the card down.
[03:12:21] If you're over 20 years old,
[03:12:22] Your phone better be out paying me for what you did.
[03:12:27] Don't wait three weeks and then have me have to ask you,
[03:12:32] right?
[03:12:34] Pay them right.
[03:12:36] I'm helping you out so you're not a shitty friend.
[03:12:38] All right, I'm letting you know this
[03:12:40] for my audience that is sub 20 years old.
[03:12:43] Once you hit that mark,
[03:12:45] the second your friend pays a bill,
[03:12:47] because you're gonna, the reason I say 22
[03:12:50] is because when you're in college,
[03:12:52] is usually when you start having one guy pay for a whole tab,
[03:12:55] especially when you're at bars.
[03:12:57] Really all up the age, 21.
[03:12:58] When you hit 21 years old,
[03:12:59] you go out and fucking nine people get drinks,
[03:13:01] one guy pays, everybody then knows that guy.
[03:13:03] Don't be the dude that waits a week or goes,
[03:13:05] oh, I forgot, oh, I forgot.
[03:13:09] Just fucking pay him right there.
[03:13:10] Oh, that's the check.
[03:13:12] Let me take a picture of it, boom, boom, boom, split.
[03:13:14] Pay him.
[03:13:15] And right, and on top of that,
[03:13:16] And on top of that, remember, tax and tip.
[03:13:22] Don't go, the bill's $700.
[03:13:26] I got $40 worth of shit.
[03:13:28] Here's $40.
[03:13:30] Motherfucker, add 20% and add whatever tax that shit is.
[03:13:34] Because then over time, right,
[03:13:37] the guy that paid is paying the $700 bill.
[03:13:41] He's paying for his own shit and he's just losing $90
[03:13:44] every time he fucking goes somewhere
[03:13:46] because people don't pay them what they're supposed to pay them.
[03:13:48] It's just fucking weird.
[03:13:52] Gotta be 43, 44?
[03:13:55] Any, any, any, any, any, any.
[03:13:59] If you go to a bar,
[03:14:00] if you go to a bar with your friend
[03:14:03] and your items added up are $40 pre-tax and pre-tip
[03:14:08] and you give him $43,
[03:14:11] you are scamming.
[03:14:15] You're scamming.
[03:14:16] You're scammed.
[03:14:17] You, if you have a $40 bill, you have to give your friend $50.
[03:14:27] I won't even do the math.
[03:14:29] I understand I'm in a different financial situation than most people, but I'm saying everyone
[03:14:33] can agree that if you're the guy that's paying 90% of time of the time, there are
[03:14:40] two to three people that only pay you for what they got,
[03:14:44] not tax, not tip,
[03:14:46] and sometimes they're still low balling it.
[03:14:52] And it's more the principle.
[03:14:53] Why don't you just not pay?
[03:14:58] What do you mean?
[03:15:00] What?
[03:15:03] Most people low ball, sad because it's basic math.
[03:15:06] Hot take, I'm not paying for other people's stuff.
[03:15:07] I tip on my stuff and I pay
[03:15:09] My stuff separate checks that fixes the problem.
[03:15:12] You can do that as well, right?
[03:15:14] That's fine.
[03:15:15] And I'm not saying when you split,
[03:15:16] oh, I'm not saying that.
[03:15:18] If I'm going out with 10 guys and the bill's $800
[03:15:22] and I put my card down and I'm tipping 20% or whatever,
[03:15:26] I'm not saying, yo, we're splitting at 12 ways.
[03:15:28] I'm going pay what you got.
[03:15:31] The only time I split it evenly
[03:15:33] is if we're just getting drinks
[03:15:35] and everybody's getting the same shit.
[03:15:39] You know, like if I'm out and we're getting food and drinks, pay me for what you got.
[03:15:44] But if there's four of us and we all got three beers, don't do math.
[03:15:50] There's a dollar here, a dollar there for a fucking corona versus a Miller light.
[03:15:54] Just split it four ways.
[03:15:59] You decide to ask for money because they don't want to pay for the food themselves.
[03:16:02] Like, what do you mean you don't have ten dollars to pay for your order?
[03:16:05] You just spent fifteen hundred on game.
[03:16:08] How do you stop feeling guilty for spending money? Do you struggle with that stuff too? Is it normal? I used to be a
[03:16:13] Scrooge I used to be a
[03:16:16] Scrooge with money. I used to not spend money on shit and I still don't spend money on shit comparable to other twitch streamers
[03:16:23] You still are I am but not nearly as much as I used to be you don't pay the mods
[03:16:29] General Zod I am not having this conversation right now
[03:16:33] Ambling in clothes four days ago. They'll always promise that they'll pay you back at some point while secretly praying holy shit
[03:16:40] Some Russian typing in chat. Just made me remember. I had a dream that I was dying
[03:16:46] In a gunfight and you fucking saved my life
[03:16:50] Swear to God last night
[03:16:52] You had some Russian tattooed on your forearm for some reason and I remember you saved my life
[03:16:56] And I remember going oh my god, you're my twitch mod. I remember saying the fact that just brought back a memory in my head
[03:17:03] right now.
[03:17:04] Now you'll eventually forget about the debt altogether.
[03:17:08] We gotta set a mandatory rule to legally check your friend's bank account every single time.
[03:17:12] He like picked me up and I was like, some Russian.
[03:17:15] The Twitch chatter, you're like, yeah.
[03:17:18] You feel like he's lying because I...
[03:17:21] And I probably imagined him exactly opposite of what he potentially looks like.
[03:17:26] Refuse to believe you end up in the exact same situation every other week without fail.
[03:17:31] mentioning quite a few of them there's still a multitude of archetypes that I didn't go over in
[03:17:35] this video so I want you guys to go ahead in the comments and tell me what annoying tropes
[03:17:39] oh hell yeah I'm reading the comments right now hold up like in the video by the way Saptor W.
[03:17:44] Vib if your sense of viewers are trying to be edgy if that's all the time you're never a funny
[03:17:48] person to begin with absolutely saying how many people don't understand that simple concept
[03:17:52] very sad thing your friend group is one of your the ghosts and everybody never acts like
[03:17:56] you're there it gets very lonely to a point where you can leave and nobody will notice
[03:17:59] or stop here when you've been with them for the past 15 minutes they say bro bro when you get here
[03:18:03] I have never experienced that or really had somebody that experienced that
[03:18:12] another french rope the guy that irish goodbyes
[03:18:19] the the guy that irish goodbyes you're hanging out a half hour goes by and you go I haven't seen
[03:18:24] this person in a while. Oh, they left. They tell one person. I love doing that. I've done that like
[03:18:33] twice. It is very fun. Okay, the true Irish goodbye is not a genuine Irish goodbye. The true Irish
[03:18:42] goodbye is going, I want to leave turning to the guy that's closest to you and going, I'm Irish
[03:18:50] And just walk out
[03:18:55] And just walk out don't tell anyone and then like an hour later that friend will be like oh he left
[03:19:02] Because then then they'll know it's not like oh is he missing because you told one guy
[03:19:12] Gets there way too early and waits in my car. I mean I'll do that sometimes
[03:19:16] sometimes. Hate the one who asks for money, story time, not reading that. Gotta ask for
[03:19:22] money is literally my final worst part is that we'll walk up to a place I automatically
[03:19:24] expect that I bought, brought money to pay for everybody. It's only, it's one thing to
[03:19:28] ask for my money, but it's when we are at the place to die by alcohol. I don't anybody,
[03:19:32] I don't have anybody to ask me for money, but I am the expected friend to put down
[03:19:35] my card. Like, if we're, because we don't really split checks, so people just pay
[03:19:41] But if if like sometimes I'll just pay for like drinks or whatever, but like if we're if it's 10 of us and the bill comes in
[03:19:50] I'll put down my card, but that's also just because I make good money. So I
[03:19:55] It's not really
[03:19:58] That doesn't bother me, you know what I mean? I'm like, okay, that's expected
[03:20:01] Why because if the credit card is safe say the bill for dinner and drinks is a thousand dollars
[03:20:07] And there's 12 people right and we're not splitting the pill somebody has to front that and I'll just run it
[03:20:18] $1000 yeah when the NBA finals
[03:20:23] Well, this was different. I already told you guys this the NBA finals
[03:20:26] I bet on the next to win when they were down the most points and I and I won like two grand or something and I was like
[03:20:33] I'm buying shots and I bought like 30 shots
[03:20:37] I blew all the money I want.
[03:20:40] Not too grand, but I blew probably like $700.
[03:20:46] Felt awesome now.
[03:20:48] You're like, yeah, I'll have 23 green tee shots.
[03:20:53] Bartender goes, really?
[03:20:56] I go, uh-huh.
[03:20:58] I have an online friend who takes random ass jerks
[03:21:00] or gave me a session that me and my other friends make
[03:21:01] for peace time for days and weeks later.
[03:21:02] It can be a punchline.
[03:21:03] I got a few laps or something barely funny.
[03:21:05] And they'll say it whenever something comes relevant as if it's back to your laughs.
[03:21:19] I don't know. I'm trying to think like what's like a casual
[03:21:21] drill, what's like a casual joke that a friend would make that's like not funny.
[03:21:27] Like a cringy joke.
[03:21:35] Not at your mom joke, where you're saying, I'm saying,
[03:21:38] yeah, like homophobic or racist stuff,
[03:21:40] but I think that's more under the lines of like the guy
[03:21:43] that's just trying to be edgy and he just says slurs
[03:21:46] because he thinks it's funny.
[03:21:47] It's like, that's just lowbrow,
[03:21:51] unintelligible like racism, right?
[03:21:54] But that's, I feel like that's different than,
[03:21:57] than somebody that's like repeating brain rot.
[03:22:05] matter daddy.
[03:22:10] No, I you guys are all saying like homophobic or like Ava stuff. I'm more so saying like jokes that are just cringe in themselves.
[03:22:21] I don't know maybe like dead memes, maybe like dead memes, you know what I mean?
[03:22:25] Like somebody bringing up like somebody actually making like a sixth avenue.
[03:22:28] Knock knock jokes you have a friend that makes knock knock jokes that's insane
[03:22:40] Who the fuck makes knock knock jokes or they're like I love dark humor I love dark humor
[03:22:50] Shit like that. What are what are jakesy and I'm not gonna eat a it's legitimately the worst thing I've ever eaten in my life
[03:22:55] Yeah, cuz you're like it's hard
[03:22:58] So again, just sloppable.
[03:23:03] Oh, you're on the wrong one, but I'm the only one on.
[03:23:07] Yeah, you're still on the wrong one.
[03:23:10] You don't understand.
[03:23:11] Those are good as fuck.
[03:23:13] It's first made accessible.
[03:23:14] The fruit riots?
[03:23:16] We're going to have to wait for some lemake-y jump.
[03:23:20] You guys are like brain-delayed yelling.
[03:23:23] It's disgusting.
[03:23:26] Oh my God, why does everybody hate fucking fruit riot?
[03:23:29] Jeez.
[03:23:30] They're so sour.
[03:23:31] That's the point.
[03:23:32] I think they're chewing on them.
[03:23:33] You have to like suck on it.
[03:23:34] Pause.
[03:23:37] All right.
[03:23:37] We're going to call that there though, chat.
[03:23:39] WStream, little short ender though.
[03:23:40] NMG taken to three.
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[03:23:44] TB taken to the raid.
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[03:23:49] Have taken to the five.
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[03:23:51] Close for the sub.
[03:23:51] Z taken to the five.
[03:23:54] I don't know.
[03:23:55] Kevvie and W, thank you for the sub.
[03:23:56] Che, Tyler, W for the sub.
[03:23:58] Kayla for the three.
[03:23:59] Had, Asp, Dew, Pasty, Lucky, John,
[03:24:03] Peep, Devon for the three.
[03:24:04] It's Luke and Ava for the sub.
[03:24:05] Noah for the sub.
[03:24:07] Zoxan over the sub.
[03:24:08] I don't have the Detroit Become Human gameplay.
[03:24:12] That's like lost media.
[03:24:14] Rahman for the three.
[03:24:14] Check out for the sub.
[03:24:15] Tak for the three.
[03:24:16] Jerry for the sub.
[03:24:17] All right.
[03:24:18] Chat, we're gonna raid Squeaks.
[03:24:20] He's playing Project Zomboid.
[03:24:23] Appreciate y'all.
[03:24:24] Hope y'all had fun and I will see y'all later.
[03:24:28] We are going to raid in five, four, three, two, one.
[03:24:33] See you guys tomorrow, or not tomorrow,
[03:24:35] see you guys Tuesday.
[03:24:37] Posting on YouTube tomorrow,
[03:24:38] see you guys Tuesday for Outlast,
[03:24:39] back to our regular schedule three.