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M-e-s-t chat. I was warming up on C of thieves like 30 minutes ago, bro
I bet that's felt like Luffy. I felt like Luffy bro. T-Fact. Thank you for the tier one of miss seven negative. It's your one
It's clean. Thank you for the gifted jerk off. Giddy not jerking off now now. Yo, I'm not gonna go on see if these now
I'm getting on see if these that seven bro
And I implore y'all to hop on Sea of Thieves at 7 as well for at least 10-20 minutes.
Granny think of it as her wanted, Bryce think of it as her wanted, Piviti think of it as her wanted, Jack think of it as her wanted, mmm.
I count down half. Yes. So this is public information by this point in time because I've seen it in Discord, Twitter, fucking everything.
So I'm going to give you guys a little story time.
Last night, sitting down, the stream crashed like 7 times, so I'm already like mental chocked.
out of nowhere, Stomp and text me and says,
yo, like, I don't know if this is true,
but one of my friends said that
your Ubisoft account got hacked.
And I'm like, I'm just immediately thinking
it's bullshit, because like, people will lie
about that stuff all the time.
He sends me a picture, and it's literally a picture
of a kid, like, in my Ubisoft account.
Like, Chad, y'all gonna understand it?
Everything is linked to my Ubisoft account.
My Twitch is linked to my Ubisoft account.
My Xbox is linked to my Ubisoft account.
I think my Discord, like,
everything is linked to my Ubisoft account. So I'm like immediately just panicking. I go to my email.
I pull up my email and I literally get an email like from Ubisoft where it's like we have helped
you with your support ticket. Your account information has been changed and your password
has been reset. I'm like whoa whoa whoa wait what the fuck did you just say? What did you say my
password was reset. So, apparently, um, oh yeah, then I go into my account, I can't sign
it in my Ubisoft account. Like, I can't sign it in my password, nothing. So then, I ended
up like texting, like, some of my, like, contacts at Ubisoft, and I got it sorted out, like,
within, like, an hour. But it was terrifying, bro, like, legitimately terrifying. Now, Jack,
do you want to know how this kid hacked into my Ubisoft account? It was a kid in
Germany. I have no idea who it was because it literally showed me like the, it said like
desktop sign in Berlin, Germany or wherever in Germany. The kid hacked into my account
because he reached out to Ubisoft support and said that I stole his account. I stole
the ojinks.gmail.com account and because Ubisoft support is like literally terrible,
They reset the password, and then he changed my account to whatever password he could remember.
I swear to God I'm not kidding.
He didn't have my email, he didn't have my password, he didn't have my 2FA, because you
can't get through my 2FA ground.
I have an authenticator app, all that shit, you cannot get through my 2FA.
The only people who can get through my 2FA is people who literally have my phone in
their hands.
There has to be another way this guy has to do my account.
reached out to Ubisoft support and like literally a method chat so be on the
lookout I don't know what else to say be on the lookout chat like check your
accounts every day it's not WI shut up no listen also to whoever that kid is
whoever that kid is that hacked into my Ubisoft account bro
You are literally like a sack of donkey doodle shit
See it was some kid in Germany. I don't know
But yeah, that was my night last night. So here's what happened
Stream crashed seven times one in the chat if you were in the stream last night see if these now 7 p.m
7 p.m 7 p.m 7 p.m
I got you. I swear to God see if these 7 p.m
Let me take y'all through last night stream crash seven times 30 minutes after
because I'm on the phone with Hi-Vice trying to figure out why the stream is crashing.
30 minutes after that, I get off the phone with Hi-Vice,
Stomp and text me and said,
yo, like, I don't know if this is true,
but like, there's a screenshot all over Discord
of some kid who hacked and you're gonna be stopped to count.
I'm like, yeah, like, send proof, like,
because I don't believe anything that, like, random kids tell me.
Stomp and obviously wouldn't lie to me,
but like, the kid could have been lying to Stomp and I look at the picture.
It's a kid literally in my movie, Stomp to Count.
I go to my email,
we've changed your password.
Your password has been reset.
We hope we helped you with this support ticket.
I'm like, wait, what the actual fuck are you saying?
So, Jack, I'm not kidding.
Right now, go to your email, check your besopticale.
There's a legitimate chance someone is hacking you.
I'm gonna be honest, like if somebody doesn't know
your email, you have nothing to worry about.
99% of the people who have ever watched my stream before
know my email.
My email is like public information.
This kid went out and literally emailed a Ubisoft support agent and told him,
oh, this guy hacked my account.
This guy hacked my account.
Can I get a password reset?
And the guy did it.
Like someone hacked into my account off of literally just gaslighting some support agent.
Which, by the way, if you work in Ubisoft support,
how do you not even recognize my email, bro?
Like, my email is so public.
Whatever, bro.
So yeah, Chad, it's safe to say, yesterday
was a legitimate fucking disaster.
Like, I'm talking nine out of 10 disaster.
And again, everything is linked.
I'm going to stop to count.
So I was like shitting bricks yesterday.
I thought some kid, I thought some kid
was going to go live on my Twitch
with like his penis out, literally.
Like, I literally thought that's what was going to happen.
Move, think of it as your one.
Where's your girlfriend, bro, what?
It was not morning.
Watch Texas A&M vs Miami, bro.
I was literally watching that game.
That game was insane.
That game was insane.
You left Zoink on red.
I did not leave Zoink on red.
I texted Zoink.
We're going to try to do that theory of everything
stream on Monday night. This is now the second time I've cancelled on Zoink. I feel fucking
terrible. I wanted to do it last night. Oh yeah! Last night! No, we need to talk! Last
night! If you're in the stream, type me in the chat. I'm going to assume 90% of y'all
were in the stream because the stream literally lasted 20 minutes. Stream crashes six times
onto which. I'm not kidding. Six times the stream crashes. So I'm like, you know
I'm not a part-timer. I'm like chat. We're gonna switch this stream over to YouTube. We're gonna go live on YouTube, okay?
Yeah, we're gonna go live on YouTube, right?
We're gonna go live on YouTube. Have I stopped whatever you're typing. I'm gonna knock you out
We go live on YouTube chat we go live on YouTube right
Within the first 30 seconds the YouTube stream is just non-stop lagging. I
I legitimately think somebody was de-dossing me personally at this point because at first we're lagging on Twitch the streams crashing on Twitch
People are literally like people in my channel like oh, yo, don't worry Jim see like
Senna streams crashing
Somebody in phases stream is crashing
Case on stream is crashing. I'm like, oh, oh, there's yeah. Yeah, shut the hell up
I'm like, oh, yeah, so maybe it's a twitch issue. It's a twitch issue. I go live on YouTube same thing happens
I'm lagging and crashing
YouTube and twitch are come to completely different servers mind you YouTube servers never have an issue
So I'm starting to think someone was actually d-dossing yesterday. It was probably the kid
I'm not gonna as by the same kid who happens up count. Maybe I'm maybe I'm a skit. So maybe I'm losing my mind
But yesterday was hell like but today is a good day
Well, we'll see. But today's a good day right now.
Um, it was both. It's not impossible. Yeah, it's not impossible. It's not paranoid.
Chad, you're telling me all this is just simultaneously falling in the same hour?
I don't know. I don't know if all of this happens in the same hour.
Maybe I'm skipso. Maybe I'm losing my mind. Maybe I'm unhins.
When a sea of thieves, it's in the title.
It's in the title.
Play QEQ.
Jack, now, we have to watch this video.
This is the video we tried to watch yesterday,
but the stream crashes five times.
And I was talking to myself five times on a blue stream.
I swear to God, if the stream crashes today,
I'm gonna lose it.
So, Jack, first things first,
We have to watch this video, bro.
We have to watch this video.
This video is widely recommended to watch.
And the name of it is Why Siege X is a Complete Disaster.
Let's dig in here.
All right, time to boot up Siege.
I am so excited, said nobody ever.
I can't wait to play after no.
Not true.
I feel like the way I'm described Siege is like thinking
of playing? Playing. That's how I describe it. Like when you think about playing it, it's
like butterflies and rainbows and flowers. And then when you play it, you're like, I
literally hate myself.
Not having played for a few months. Oh, what's going on? I can't move. Oh, somebody played
Castle and it crashed the server? Okay, let me just hop into some unranked. I don't
want to, you know, waste my time with trying to rank up or anything. Oh my God,
This guy is walling?
Uh, but wait, there's some people that are walling.
Look, look, look, look, look, look at the wall hacks.
Bro, this was playing tournaments for like three months.
He's literally doing this through like an OBS screen recorder.
Playing but not really, because they're using the recording software.
Alright, let me take a break from playing.
Let me, let me look at the store or something.
Oh my god, the skin is worth $50.
There's memberships now for Siege.
The game is free to play, which is bringing the most amount of cheaters ever.
Seems like we're going to need Operation Health 2.0.
The thing is, right, I'm sorry for pausing, I'm sorry.
Free to play is a great, amazing idea.
Not if you have the biggest cheating problem
in modern FPS history.
I don't name one game with the worst cheating
than Rainbow Six Siege.
That still gets updated.
Because obviously you can say Black Ops 2
has horrible cheating, there's hackers in every game.
Black Ops 2 doesn't get updated.
Name a game that still gets updated
It has worse cheating than Siege.
Rust, Cod, Cod, CS.
Wait, y'all might have been right, CS.
Okay, y'all might have been right,
y'all might have been right, y'all might have been right.
No, because this game is on its last legs.
Hey, howdy how's it going?
My name is Benjy Pie.
I recently got back into Rainbow Six Siege.
Oh, sorry, Siege Axe.
Now I've gotta say, it's amazing to be back on.
Constant glitches, very little to earn for free
even though I bought the game.
And oh boy, hackers, zenders, cheaters,
All of the above are running rampant.
At first I was a little skeptical about making a video on Siege because, to be honest with
you, ladies and gentlemans, I am not a champ player.
I'm not a diamond player.
I am not absolute garbage, but I'm not prime Bolo.
I am just the average hardcore gamer that likes competitiveness.
I like trying to get good at things.
And I know I'm not that good to give my opinion on operators some of the time
or even some weapons, you know?
I'm not in pro league, but I do know when there is a problem with the video
game.
why Siege X is a complete disaster.
Just so we can kind of get an understanding
of where I'm coming from with the game.
I started in year eight.
I was originally on console
and I only ended up getting a platinum rank.
I played with a stack, I at least duo or trio cued
and that made playing way easier.
But once I stopped playing with those people
I found myself playing less and less.
I was okay with solo cued, but yeah.
I've said this 10,000 times, Siege is and always has
and always has been and always will be probably a top five video game you can play when you're with
your friends. Like, bro, if you have a friend group of two or three or even four other people,
like it's a top five game. Solo Siege? I would rather be thrown through a cinder block wall.
Only for so long. And once Deimos came out and we got a few tweaks to the shield operators,
I just found myself not really enjoying the game in general. So I just left. I returned in
in the season right before Siege X, the prep phase, year 10, season 1.
I got the prep phase, the update where they updated nothing.
AHHHHH!
And the PC for Siege, and was just relearning the game again,
adjusting a certain chain but-
Also, wait, sorry, last balls!
Prep phase, what were you guys preparing for?
Because the cheating got worse.
What were you preparing for?
His and barely playing ranked.
I was playing mainly with one friend of mine,
but due to how the game fell, him and I just weren't playing that often.
We were both unranked and eventually in copper together, and we realized that through siege tracker, you could see that a lot of the people...
Yeah, so this, in my opinion, is probably the biggest issue with the game.
I think this is even worse than, like, the cheating problem.
Uh, he's Silver II, chat, and he's matched up against a champion.
And there's a champion on the scene. Silver II.
...when our lobbies were emerald and above. The toxicity...
Stop, stop, stop, stop, stop.
People not giving comms people not using cans all together it was just a not so fun experience right before I stopped playing
I tried meaning the voice chat turning off all chat and team chair
I used made the game a little bit better to play but without comms makes a little bit harder
So sadly the game just wasn't growing on me. I stopped playing I uninstalled
I just want to do other stuff. No, baby then with see jacks dropping
I found that there were a lot of people that I knew were coming back to try it
I've reinstalled started playing and still have not stopped yet
I've come to the realization that solo queuing for ranked is essentially worthless and it would be better to just eat dirt and rocks
But it's fun to really try and get good on PC. I'm not insane
But I've gotten much better with crosshair placement and understanding the audio at least some of the time
The one thing I will say is that when you play this game for more than an hour solo queue
Most of you would prefer the electric chair
Yeah, I have I watched a lot of creators for Siege mainly varsity gaming you boy Roy and Evan Braddock
There's also a bunch of creators that they play with I can't fully remember, but they
definitely add a lot of light to the game.
A long time ago I would watch Smitty's videos on Siege as well, he did Funtages, those were
really good, they're absolute peak I suggest you go and watch them.
Oh my god he's back.
Dude that's kinda how I got into Siege too.
I would watch like compilations of YouTubers playing like Tadgill and patrolling their
friends.
I've known about the game for a while, but I just never felt the need to play it until
other people got me into it.
That was my friend's Oreo indeed.
Did you watch that?
I watched it.
Wait, did he hit him?
That wasn't a grenade.
That had to have been a claymore on the children while I think.
What do you want?
Blame them for the misery I have dealt with.
My experience is more on the competitively casual side, if that is a thing.
I know I'm not going pro, I'm not semi-pro, I'm not buying special controllers or control
freaks to have an advantage on console, I'm not using macros or backpedals, or paying
for boosting, or using a Zim.
I'm just playing the game that's right in front of me.
Alright, go not control freaks, bro, I mean, come on, has anyone ever complained about
control freaks?
Because at the same time, I have noticed a lot of bad and odd changes over the
years for the game, even in my time of playing.
I've done my fair share of binge-watching the history of siege type of videos, and I think
I'm all caught up.
I didn't really like the Nerf the Grenades or the Nerf the Frost, horrible, horrible.
I haven't enjoyed the TDM meta, and I wish it just didn't exist at all in the 1.5 kind
of stem to that.
I think Ash-
Yeah, bro!
Like, last boss!
It's like...
The only pure form of siege you'll ever watch is pro-league, around telling you.
Like when they actually spend the first two minutes of the round droning and setting
up utility and bringing all the right operators and stradding, like those days are long gone,
dude.
The average siege experience nowadays is like, you solo queue a game, nobody's talking in
game chat, nobody has a mic, everybody's scrolling through TikToks, you can even hear
them blasting the TikToks in their microphone.
They don't even drone the practice, they don't even know what site you're attacking,
they all collectively pick whatever gun is their favorite, whether it's Nook,
Buck, Twitch, has nothing to do with utility or the objective.
And then you either win the round in the first 40 seconds because it's a 5v2 or you lose
the round in the first 40 seconds because it's a 2v5 point blank period.
That is in any rank like champion, diamond, copper, like it's all the same.
She's been able to counter mirrors are good thing, you know little things like that are
great.
I think America is essentially useless because they just made her like vigil on attack
instead of giving her her silent footsteps.
That was cool.
I never liked shield operators and I think characters like Fenrir and Azami make
this game incredibly boring.
Again, said this yesterday, Azami could literally drop a log in my mouth.
Oh, God. Like, I'm not trolling.
Azami is top one baddest ups in this game.
Well, and also, Nerf Sledge.
Yeah, why do they nerf Sledge? It's just...
It's not even in the meta. Stop nerfing them!
Let's start with the Siege X update. Was it really worth doing this big promotional stuff?
No!
Again, I don't ever understand the idea of paying 100 streamers a bunch of money to go
play the game for an hour.
They're not going to play the game again.
They don't care about the game.
All, and this doesn't even go for seeds, it's every game.
All every game publisher should focus on is taking care of the content creators
who absolutely already create content out of the game.
Why?
Because they and their communities already love the game.
Period.
and pain and pain.
Period.
Period.
Should streamers to play a game that they have never played before?
It was, to be honest.
They got a whole lot more people playing the game and that is-
Nope!
Wrong!
This is where you're wrong.
This is the only part of this video you're wrong.
Nope.
None of these streamers coming to Siege got people back into the game or into the
game.
Siegex being a mouse is what made people want to try the game again.
That's all there was.
It was just Siegex.
Wait.
We know this because Steamcharts is booming in-
Yeah, but Steamcharts boomed because-
Steamcharts boom because CJ's dropped, that's why.
In terms of recent numbers, and a lot of games that are on several platforms have admitted that there is a consistent trend.
If on Steamcharts the game is rising, then probably on Xbox and PlayStation, the game is rising as well.
Not exact numbers, but comparable.
The game is free to play now.
This means that anyone can pop it and get TK'd by their teammates.
But you are limited on what you can earn, what you can do, what you can play.
Very, very limited.
All with the incentive-
Wait, this is the new progression? I didn't even know this.
So from level 0 to level 50, this is how the game looks?
And if to buy the full-
Wow, I- I never even seen this.
Game and get access to everything like ranks and all the operators.
I fully understand the idea behind this, but I think we really need to take a good look at all the promises and claims for what C-Jacks was supposed to be.
And I can't wait till he gets in the dual front.
And compare it to what we have now.
Audio got an overhaul.
They changed how certain things are phrased in terms of having high or
Pointless unnecessary, next.
Low dynamic range.
I don't think there's much of a difference between them.
High makes stuff all the same level of noise,
and low makes certain things not as impactful to your ears.
Audio at the start of the season was very terrible,
and what makes it worse is it was random.
Sometimes you could hear everything.
You felt like daredevil.
Then other times, you wouldn't know if it was you that farted,
or it was someone halfway across the map.
I think the audio is much better,
But saying you reworked audio is basically just saying we ruined the audio.
I can't tell any difference from Siege X to now.
It's pretty much the same.
We're going to be getting maps that get modernized,
which is basically just taking the lighting on the current maps
and making them look similar to the first few years of Siege.
I'm glad they're doing this, but at the same time,
the lighting wasn't really that big of an issue.
Like, was it hard to see people?
Ah, dude, look at old Coastline.
It showed up for a second.
Current maps and making them look similar to the first few...
Chad, this is how Coastline used to look on Nightmaps.
Use of-
Like, tell me this isn't the coziest, like, you've ever been in your life.
This was old Siege, bro. Like, I swear, Nightmaps did so much for him.
Siege.
I'm glad they're doing this, but at the same time, the lighting wasn't really that big of an issue.
Like, was it hard to see people sometimes?
Because that entire problem was thrown out the window.
Now operators are highlighted with the enemy color.
That's insane.
This heavily affects the game.
You know, and else heavily affects the game.
The random changes to fire extinguishers, gas pipes, smoke detectors, metal detectors,
fire hydrants, stoves, garbage cans, a literal pile of cow shit.
No, but seriously, they took the time to add little changes around the map,
or reworks that overall don't truly affect the game that much.
It's a nice touch, but it's not necessary.
You have things like gas lines that typically get shot out by defenders before the round even starts.
Fire extinguishers are just left there and people don't really, like, interact with it ever.
And metal detectors require an entire utility slot in order to turn them off.
In reality, you just end up making a super loud noise at the EMP that doesn't exactly do much against the deepening of the metal detector.
There's also better textures on these modernized metal detectors.
You end up making more noise EMPing it.
Good. I do like that.
The last thing that makes CJX is the newer Pell system.
You can hop into Windows.
This is great. I think this is... I was excited about this one. This is like good.
If you break them as you go in you can sprint now you can also rotate to other sides of the building that you repel on to
They also have a few bugs of people being able to repel through ceilings and abusing whichever map with that bug until it's either patch
You're taking out. We also got banter between operators. Yay, and I can check out my gun. That's cool
I know there were other things that got announced at the reveal
I will talk about dual front later, but those pieces of content should be happening anyways in my opinion altogether
Together, C-Jax doesn't really make sense in my eyes.
It was obviously to get people interested.
It was to bring old players back.
It was just to re-innovate the game that we have now.
But why do this if they weren't going to fix the core problems?
Making the game free to play is a good thing for getting new players, but it is-
Uh, holy baste.
Yeah.
What is the point of releasing C-Jax if you're not going to fix any of the core
problems with the game?
Wait for it?
There is no point.
It's not the greatest for keeping them.
It also slightly harms the players that paid for the game already.
If you're someone who's extremely competitive and you don't really care about cosmetics
or even packs, then this clearly does not concern you, but one of my many gripes I have is the
Renown change.
It made it so everyone earns less across the board when it comes to Renown, and this
was done under the disguise of CJ's being free to play.
What should have been done is let people earn Renown even for free, but at the
current rate, and allow people who buy it.
But, Jack, like, ask yourself this.
What has gotten better since C-Jacks has came out?
You could maybe say the lighting looks better,
and then you could also maybe say cosmetics, I think.
Like, I think the C-Jacks cosmetics have definitely...
Like, Jack, anything else?
Can you guys even name anything else?
Can't you name anything else?
Repelling, yes, repelling, okay?
Repelling, cosmetics.
I think that's it, bro.
Like, I don't know anything else.
be able to earn it at the old rate. Or just make it the old rate all around. Why am I giving
Ubisoft the way to make even more money? I know it's a different type of elite for Valkyrie's
new skin, but it's still an elite, and it does not need to be $50. It is $45 if you
bought the battle pass, and that makes little to no difference. Most bundles in the game
are excessive in terms of price. With renown and packs, those are just as expensive.
I understand collabs being a little bit more, but it's not worth spending $15 on an elite.
And then you have packs that you earn for free that will just have the chance of getting you 35 greens at a 50 that you got for free.
They make event packs even more expensive.
I understand it to an degree, but it's egregious.
If you didn't know, the Battle Pass doesn't give you back the currency you spent on it.
You'll always need to pay an extra $5 a season just for that.
Somehow, Fortnite actually did this well.
It's the only game to ever treat the Battle Pass correctly.
On top of this, they removed the year pass and replaced it with memberships that,
Going by their like to dislike ratio, I don't think people-
Bro, the year pass was so good, bro.
The year pass was like the best deal you could get.
I don't remember what the exact price was,
but I feel like it was like 28 or like 30 bucks, maybe 40 bucks,
and you would get every DLC operator
of every season for the entire year.
Like it was so sick.
Like this idea.
Memberships don't offer much.
I didn't really look into this
because I didn't think it was as much of a big deal
as some people were letting on, but it kinda is.
It's $10 a month compared to around $30 for the year pass.
The membership's given out basically nothing if you're going to spend $10 for the battle pass one season.
It's good to just buy the membership one time, but it offers nothing else if that is the only...
So membership is 4x the yearly cost of a season pass.
Or, yeah, my god, or a year pass.
Only bit of value.
There's membership skins.
They actually look pretty interesting, but it's not worth $10 every month to get it, or $80 a year.
They seem like the skins should be in the battle pass instead of the not so good looking reskins of Ash that we get for the 80th time.
You get some tier skips and other things in the memberships, and you also get the battle pass for that time.
But it's not really that worth it.
The year pass offered more quality rather than...
Chat, look at what this was.
You get a 10% store discount, 14 days early access, that's what it was.
So, bro, when a new op came out, if you had the year pass, you would get to play it two weeks earlier than anybody else that didn't have the year pass.
Like that, like, it was just, like, it was such a good year.
Other than just quantity, you got bundles, all the operators during that year, and all the battle passes just for the year.
That's insane, 30 bucks for that, that's great.
And I know the game needs to make a profit or make money, but making things very overpriced is not a way to get people to spend money on it.
especially in a game where you can't even see the skins for the operators you're playing.
They also added the marketplace, which lets people sell skins back and forth at the price of whatever people market it at.
Obviously, people won't buy stuff for a lot, but this is a way to earn stuff for free if you're kind of smart with what you sell and what you're okay with losing so that, you know, you can get some R6 credits.
It still doesn't excuse the fact that this benefits older players rather than everyone, since most older players have extremely rare items that are unobtainable now.
I really don't like FOMO.
Something else that didn't sit right with me is instead of adding new skins during certain events like Nuke Protocol,
they have instead just re-skinned the same outfits and sold those,
which requires everyone to still either spend or grind an insanely long amount for a chance at receiving the skins.
This affects old players more, since most might have had all the skins already in order to get the Memento skin, or whatever you'd call it.
You earn this if the Memento thing is cool, but like, you basically have to buy an entire bundle to open on Memento.
Like, I don't know, man. The momentum thing's cool, but like, you have to literally buy an entire bundle again.
You have everything at that time, which means Ubisoft is just trying to milk their players for money,
because, obviously, you can pay money for the packs if you want to instead.
Memberships instead of a year pass, the battle pass, $50 bundles, reduced renown game,
the game going free to play, it's all to try and suck as much money out of the players.
I don't like it. I'd happily pour a little bit of money here and there just for the sake of it.
Like if the year pass still existed, I would buy that all the time now.
And it's because Siege can be very enjoyable.
But when you see how grubby the company is, it makes you want to just save a few bucks instead.
I want everyone to understand that Dual Front is a useless.
And when I say useless, I mean a useless game mode.
There is core Siege, and then there's Dual Front.
Dual Front is accessible for-
This is- This is what I was waiting for.
Let's dive into this.
Everyone, this absolute disaster.
Player or not, and it's just the combination of the worst ideas imaginable.
I will add that I really wanted to give this game out a chance.
I figured it might take some adjustment, but other than adjusting, the mode is just not
really meant for siege.
It doesn't include the main part of the game, which is one-shot headshots on top
of that, the respawn timer, how you respawn, and how you can help here.
Yeah, so I've played dual front for like 30 minutes.
This is the dual front experience, so I can save you the trip.
You spawn in, you basically spend probably 60% of the time
running in circles, because the map is literally gigantic,
like gigantic.
It's like the size of three siege maps wrapped into one map.
The objectives are tiny.
The map's gigantic.
You basically spend half the time running around.
The respawn timer is 30 seconds.
Like, this was a game that would
be built in the stone ages.
Like if you die, you have to wait 30 seconds to respawn.
Your teammates while dead is an insane drag.
The entire idea of the mode is you have a 66, 30 minute long match
where both teams can attack or defend objectives.
Your team has their own set of...
The match is too long, the respawn time is too long,
the map is too big, the mode is pointless,
delete the mode, nobody plays siege,
you should play dual front, people play siege,
you should play siege.
Bombs and the...
And like if you already have a storage issue
where like you don't have storage to like,
Like, why are we wasting an even ounce of time on this?
Other team does as well.
In the middle of the match, you can eventually rescue a hostage
and whichever team successfully rescues the hostage
will get two bars out of three for their attacking side,
basically helping them advance and winning.
You can have all six people attacking,
you can split it down the middle for defense and attack.
It's really all up to how your team wants to play.
If you are dead, you can spawn a drone
on the person you're spectating
to hopefully help them with figuring out
where attackers or defenders are.
As of me writing this, they removed certain operators and replaced them with others.
I don't really mind that.
What I do-
Yeah, let's just, instead of that, let's just remove the whole entire thing, please.
Mind is that your drones will eventually get destroyed after their batteries go down.
And that is just unavoidable.
It will break even if you don't move it or anything.
The respawn timer takes 30 seconds, and on top of that, it's just one map and
one-
30 second respawn timer.
Like, do y'all even, like, hear that?
Unmap only.
Certain things like where the bomb is placed has changed every match, but there's
There's only a few predetermined locations.
I bet if you filled five other people that you know and they enjoy Siege, this might be
nice to play.
But the solo queue exp-
Uh, I bet not.
I bet not.
Perience is horrible.
You end up defending by yourself most of the time and the other five people will attack
without you.
You can run back and forth between every part of the map no matter where you spawn
other than further sides of the enemy spawn.
I totally get that.
But like, why can't I just force myself to die and respawn somewhere else if I
really want to?
And judging by how content creators have treated this mode.
Everybody plays this besides the free to play players mostly.
There are some challenges which I think is great to give people to at least try it because
they'll definitely play, but besides that, it's just slow and boring.
If you are solo queued and go against even a duo queue, you might lose 10 times out
of 10 because they have a Monty with literally any other operator, and if you're solo on
defense because everyone else-
You know, one thing I will give them credit for, TDM, when they added in TDM, like
that was awesome.
actually still use GDM like every day to warm up their aim.
What is the point of this?
I don't know, this is what happens when somebody loses
their mind and nobody jumps in to stop them.
Like this is, someone lost their mind.
Like, you know what it reminds me of?
It reminds me of when a rapper releases a song
that is literally like a catastrophe
and like the producer lets him drop it.
It's like, what is this, come on, Tim?
else isn't with you, it's borderline impossible to fight by yourself in a lot of those situations.
Maybe the mode is good for challenges like your battle pass challenges, I don't know
for sure, but it is very flawed. I'm willing to see it out, okay? I'm willing to see what
it could do, but they need to tweak a lot for the mode. There is a lot that needs
to be reworked and fixed. I personally don't like ranked 2.0. A lot of the community
does not like ranked 2.0. Ubisoft has added little things that somewhat explain it, but
at the end of the day, you as a player are going to be left confused. Rank 2.0 launched
a little over 2 years ago, and obviously it was a replacement for ranked 1.0. Ranked 1.0
did not give any rewards besides a charm for whichever rank you ended the season in.
It also provided a very clear answer to what your rank and skill was. If you were
silver, you were in a certain range of MMR, or matchmaking rating. It's a number
that will determine who you're queued into matches with.
So if you're a gold, you're in lobbies with other golds.
For a good rank system, you'll typically see that the average player is ranked in the middle
of the graph.
This creates a bell curve, which is good for your game.
There's not too many on the right, there's not too many on the left, there's not
too many coppers, not too many champs.
For Siege, this is how their graph looks since rank 2.0 was released.
Most people barely even get to the rank they belong in because your rank is not
an actual sign of your skill.
So if you're constantly queued against champs, diamonds, or emeralds, like I have been ever
since writing this video, you will struggle to rank up unless you play with a stack since
the game believes you should be in those lobbies.
Rank 2.0 can still be easily abused like having to champ queued with a stack.
Yeah, like the best way to explain Rank 2.0 is like, um, well actually scratch that.
The only thing they have to do to fix ranked is two things.
A, this is the most important thing,
and I don't know why they've never even thought about
implementing this, I've been playing this game for 10 years.
A, if I solo queue, and I'd be a five stack,
like if I solo queue, I should be gaining more elo
than five stacks and losing less elo than five stacks.
Why?
Because I'm expected to lose.
I'm most likely going to lose.
Same thing as like if I'm five stacking,
I should gain less elo and lose more
because I'm more expected to lose.
The current MMR system punishes you for solo-acquiring, which is already horrible.
And then on top of that, then you remove the hidden MMR thing.
If I'm in Copper, I should play Copper's.
If I'm in Silver, I should play Silver's.
If I'm in Gold, I should play Gold.
Obviously, I'm only going to spend one game in Gold.
What they could do is they should make it to where if you were an X-season champion,
you should gain triple the amount of elo and Gold lobbies.
That way they can get all the champs out of Gold as fast as possible because Gold
lobbies don't get plagued with champs, which it already is in any ways. Other than that,
it's fine. I just hate how solo players get punished.
Copper. Instead of being in just copper lobbies, it's gold, but that's really not that much
of a difference. They created some systems to help mitigate the problem, but realistically,
rank 2.0 is just a bullshit progression system to try and have their players play
the game longer. Ubisoft says your MMR is hidden, which means you don't know
what your actual skill is, because why not be transparent with your players?
Once the hidden MMR and your visible rank don't match, this makes a player like myself
pissed.
I don't know what my skill is.
I don't know where I belong in the game, and regardless, I don't feel like I've gotten
the proper ranked experience out of Siege.
I went from being peak-plot on console to instantly thrown into Emerald lobbies on PC.
I have not stopped going against champs to emeralds, and the obvious answer to this
problem would be, make your hidden MMR and your rank match.
So if I'm already queued against Emeralds, give me that visible rank and the rewards that
follow.
Ubisoft doesn't do this because they want more player engagement, which is something
they even admitted in their panel that explained this shitty system.
Rank 2.0 is garbage and needs to be taken out.
Bring back 1.0 with placement matches and let players earn the same rewards they do
now.
Stupid ass company.
I thought that because of CJ's and the new anti-cheat that I wouldn't run into
any cheaters anytime soon.
But I was wrong.
Unless, at least, CJJX is already overrun by cheaters, making it difficult for people to enjoy the game.
I hate to be the one to say it, but cheaters have completely taken over CJJX.
Cheaters are going insane in CJJX.
This little kid in my lobby was quite literally cheating while I was streaming and while he was streaming.
Even though I have a dev on my ranked team, that does not stop lowlife cheaters in this game.
In Siege X, with the game going free to play, there are cheaters literally everywhere.
And from what a lot of people are experiencing, I won't exactly say I'm included, and you
know what I mean, I can't fully tell.
There are a lot of cheaters in ranked as well.
Ubisoft claimed to have made their anti-cheat better, going into Siege X, but from what
content creators are showing, and what a lot of people are saying, with evidence to back
it up, the cheating is at an all-time high.
I have personally ran into a cheater this season, and it was in quick-play, in quick-play,
in quick-play.
Full tracking through walls, 100% accuracy back-to-back-to-back, and I know it's not
exactly as important, but through varsity gaming's hacker replay streams and videos,
we know that there's still people using lag switches.
I dealt with this type of player in year 8, lag switch before turning a corner,
then they turn it off.
Pop you in the head because you're holding an angle. It's pathetic. There are people that have capabilities of crashing the entire lobby
Nobody gains or loses points
It's just one big waste of time the castle glitch people were able to do this without technically cheating because it was an exploit and as of
Me recording this castle has been now patched and it's fully in ranked and unranked again
But originally the glitch was you could break barricades and it would crash the whole server another waste of time
And I'm gonna add this in right now people already found another glitch not even 24 hours after him getting
unvaulted. I believe it was fixed a week ago, maybe a little less, before the castle patched,
but there is also the OBS glitch that allowed anyone to have walls while on PC. Never knew how
this was possible. I don't suck enough to- How does this even happen? How does that even happen?
Try it. And I have a feeling that I dealt with people that were abusing this until it was patched.
And keep in mind, a lot of this has been going on for over three weeks. And you know,
speaking of glitches and bugs, there's a bug that allows Deimos to use his shotgun while
tracking people. He's probably going to get taken out for a few weeks, and there is also
a bunch of glitches revolving around people rappelling through walls, teleporting around.
Is that a negative doka be called?
And Azami can currently use her barriers to get into the ceilings on certain maps.
There's also people being able to rappel through the ceilings on certain maps, like Oregon.
I don't understand how this game can be such a mess. I think the main problem for hackers
and cheaters is that you can never fully tell when people are cheating or not. You can check
stats and see high KD, headshot accuracy, but there are people that really try to hide it.
There's great this was always the most annoying thing about stream sniping is like
You never like obviously 100% know of someone's sniping
So then what ends up happening is like if you're suspicious that somebody's stream sniping you
You'll start like moving around like a psychopath because you don't want to stay in the same place for too long because then they'll
Floor bang you or may you threw a wall or chew your wall
So you just move around like an idiot and then you just run into somebody they have done some things to fix sniping though
I think sniping has gotten a lot better with the streamer mode thing.
Players, that can hide it.
And it's not like a hoax or something like that.
It's legit.
You have cheaters that assume that everyone is cheating, so then they start cheating too.
You have white knight cheaters that will combat the blatant cheaters with their own cheats.
It's just a miserable experience because for a game that is so competitive
and having the thrill of getting into a 3k, 4k, you kill the entire team, get a 5k,
maybe head shining someone through the wall off a sheer guess,
or even being able to roam clear successfully and killing a few people.
That joy is gone when you don't know if you lost or won fairly.
You can't ever be fully sure if people are cheating or not.
You can't fully learn the game if some people you play against are walling or aimbot or soft aiming.
It's not fun.
And all of this lies within Ubisoft.
Ubisoft has not taken the full precautions that are necessary for CJ's going free to play.
The attention that was brought to the game brought back a lot of cheaters or maybe created some new ones.
Nobody enjoys playing against cheaters.
Yep.
And something I personally am not enjoyed is the solo experience.
It really points out how a lot of the players play, at least in my lobbies.
I feel like a lot of people may also deal with these issues some of the time, and that's
why I want to kind of talk about them.
Reasonably you can't fix it because it's just the way that it is, but it is a critique.
There are a lot of times where I have teammates that don't go on cams when they die, don't
call out or even type in chat.
People will throw the match, run outside and die instantly trying to say that they're
going for a spawn peek.
People that will go into an unranked map.
Here's the thing though, one thing I'll never do is I'll never solo queue and then complain
people aren't on the mic.
Like if I'm solo queuing, I know exactly what I'm getting myself into.
Like I already, it doesn't get me better, like honestly solo queuing in champ is like
even worse, because then there's just more sims.
It's just like, when I go into a solo queue game, like I know exactly what I'm getting
myself into.
That's your even ranked and rage quit, completely throwing your game.
You get people pretty frequently that will only play operators with a magnification scope.
Now this is the biggest problem with just the, not even solo queue, just the general siege
player base, is like nobody plays for the team at all, like no one cares, which is fine,
but that's why I always say the only way you'll ever find pure sieges in pro league.
Because people, they go into a ranked game, they scroll on to the top for the entire
prep phase, they don't drone a singular fucking thing, you don't know what site
the other team is, you don't know what operators
have a team is.
They pick whatever their favorite gun is,
whether it's like Twitch, Buck, Nook,
as soon as the action phase starts,
they all just run in.
You either instantly win the round or instantly die,
and then you have to change your play style
to adapt to your team, right?
Because like, if I'm like on Flores,
and my job as Flores is to break
three Maluces in a castle,
well I can't do that because my team's
already running in the building.
So now I have to run in with them
and play their trade or else I'm baiting,
and then it just creates this endless loop
of just brain dead like game plan.
won't even use the ability the operator has. No one will run a hard breach and when they
do, like this ace, they will just ignore you and try to frag rather than take a wall
easily and move into sight. Everyone picks operators with guns that are relatively easy
to control. If the gun has a ton of recoil, expect that operator to basically never be
used. When 1.5s existed, and certain operators had them or even magnification scopes now.
People did not touch them once they were bound to just one time scopes. Spawn
spawnpeeking in this game has got to be one of the most talentless, talented things you
can do. On one hand, you have really good aim, and you help your team out by putting yourself
in a 5v4, but at the same time, certain maps have way too many areas that allow for the
spawnpeeking to shake.
Cafe is one of the maps I hate the most due to this issue. I personally feel like-
Dude, cafe might be the only siege map where there's not a single safe spawn. Like,
I don't know, I feel like every map has a safe spawn, but not cafe.
Like, spawnpeeking shouldn't be a thing, and most of the fight should happen within
the building that you're playing on. It's really not fun to be the only person that does
anything with the site. Having four roamers is not enjoyable at all, especially if they
keep dying while trying to spawn peek. It's even worse when you don't realize that the
people are going to abandon site because you probably won't have an operator that has
a shotgun to make rotates. Sometimes you get people that'll start screaming at you
in VC, which is just an instant mute, or you get people in quick match that are
hard coming even though it quite literally doesn't matter because knowing our odds
the next round is gonna have someone go full blatant. I've gotten people that'll
team kill purely because they think it's funny, but in reality, it just ruins my enjoyment.
It ruins everyone's enjoyment.
I don't talk shit or say anything, I give comms, I barely talk or respond to anything
else.
If it's like just a conversation, I'm not really trying to make friends with people
on Siege.
I know how a lot of you guys are.
That's not fun.
Once again, you cannot fix these issues because it's a part of the game, and it's
something to work around.
Like you can counter it, everything is counterable on Siege, you can counter how annoying
your teammates are, or the other team is, you know, you can counter the spawn
peaking, but it just adds a few layers to the game that are just not enjoyable.
I don't think Ubisoft realizes that in certain situations, just like an overwatch in my opinion,
sometimes the game is just better off without certain operators or heroes.
If you need to dedicate one full update to remastering, an operator, and all you do
is just make them worse to go against, you have objectively failed at your job.
Just call it a rework, it's not a remaster, and on top of that, don't do it at
all.
recruit and completely killed the casual side of it that was recruit rushing
and stuff like that you just know five-man recruits we don't do that
anymore they reworked blackbeard from being really terrible but able to take a
bullet to the head you know and now he can fully hop into windows even on
repel doesn't have to make any noise has a full shield that goes down only for
his head just a little bit but it covers his whole chest for this season
instead of basically to put it simply they've spent the last year of siege
Which coincidentally was the worst year of siege ever on remastering two shield operators and then making recruit not fun anymore
That's what they spent the last year on. I think they added one operator, which was Stopus, I think
I mean they might have had somebody else
Ryora, I think in the last year they added Ryora
Stopus, which was fine Stopus was great and
Made shields better and then made recruits
like boring. So like all of the fun, like they basically spent the last year trying to make
the game as least fun and least enjoyable as possible and coincidentally it was like a horrible
year for the game. Coming out with a new operator that would be memorable for you know the 10th
year of Siege. They reworked Flash. An operator I think it's probably the most amount of
hate out of any operator due to how unfun she is as a character. She can't kill with her
electricity she doesn't do damage with it but now she can sprint, with, and place her shield.
There is so much around the classroom that it's just pointless. It's terrible. A better rework
would just be removing her and replacing her with another defensive op. It would be far more
interesting to do remasters alongside other content instead of just treating the remaster
as the bulk of the- Okay. Oh my god. Like just look at this, bro.
Content. When the players have already, most likely, used the operator before.
I'm disappointed with these past reworks. They genuinely need to stop doing them because all they do is just make it worse.
You know, I didn't really think I'd get here in my writing since starting this script, starting this video,
trying to play a little bit every now and again to kind of have some more clips for this video in between stuff with life.
This game just keeps getting worse to play and I know that there are a lot of people potentially that will comment
Oh, this video is just hating. You just hated on the video or you just hated it on the game. You're not even trying it.
I did try it. I've tried it for a while. It wasn't meant to be a hate video.
This is just everything that is readily available to us that I am critiquing.
I want to talk about the good and the bad. The more that I wrote this, I went, holy shit.
There is so much wrong with this game. I can't even list it all out. By the gameplay you've been watching,
it's pretty clear that I am not a champ level player at all. I'm not going to be that good.
It's impossible on farm at that. I accept that. I'm not but her.
I don't want to be a champ. It sounds like a lot of, you know, stress and pressure.
It's just not enjoyable.
You know, it's okay to not be super good at something.
But if that's the case, why am I consistently queued against champ after champ after champ
after champ?
I got put into a game with someone that's been champ several seasons in a row.
Why is it that I just can't enjoy my time on the game without hearing absolutely nothing
and suddenly boom, I'm dead.
No audio.
There's just no audio.
Boom, dead.
So, a lot of the time now, pretty often, audio is terrible.
The cheaters are abundant.
The terrible matchmaking is some of the worst matchmaking I've ever seen and
on top of that.
matchmaking and rank 2.0 is a complete joke. Note hit registration on guns, server latency
and packet loss. The countless bugs and glitches that plague Siege X. It is quite literally
the most miserable experience I have ever had on a video game. If you managed to watch
up until this point, magically you're contemplating if you should buy Siege or not, you'd be
better off turning that $20 into pennies and swallowing them. It's a much better
their time. CJ's is one of the worst launches I had ever seen for a game and I saw the launch
of Overwatch 2. They could fix one of these problems that I've listed out with the game
and if it's not cheaters or the anti-cheat and cheaters don't like a lot of them go away
I'll never change my rating on CJ's. If you're a newcomer, which is like level 50
and below, game is probably really great since everyone else is new. You're probably
going to deal with smurfs because they don't really do anything about that but besides
that, it might be fun with friends. If you plan on solo queuing, give up now.
If you plan on buying the game and playing Pass Level 50, give up now.
The game is not worth the penny.
This game needs Operation Health 2.0 desperately.
They cannot keep going with this game if this is how it will function.
I'm quite bothered.
Subscribe if you feel like pressing that button.
Yeah.
Well made video, bro.
Really well made video.
He was a little OD at the end.
The game's obviously like playable.
It's just like, I think Siege is one of the only games besides Maybe Overwatch
2 that actually got like worse, like, because I believe in my heart that the
game got worse since C.J.X was released, which makes you wonder like what was even the point
of producing in any ways? But like, I feel like a lot of the goals that I made in like
my other like wishlist thing that I made the other day are very attainable and realistic
and would just go like a really long way for the game. But to put it quickly, like, they
need to complete the overhaul ranked, ranked 3.0. Like, I don't have a perfect system
in my head, but like if I gave it five minutes I'm sure I could. But yeah, like
You shouldn't punish solo queue players, obviously,
complaining about anti-cheat 11 years into the game.
It's just pointing us at this point.
It's never going to get me better.
Maybe it could get better.
I think they would need to build the game on an entirely new
engine for the anti-cheat to work.
All they really need to do is just consistently
release operators' maps and then make
Rank 3.0 actually better and completely fix the math thing,
because the math making is terrible.
And I think that's a pretty good start.
Be a chat, did you guys enjoy that video?
Did you enjoy that video?
All right chat, I'm about to go piss.
When I get back, we're hitting 2200 bro.
Lock the fuck in man.
Be out of here.
I
Yeah, why do you have red medals?
You got my name in the fucking today.
Let's go.
You're making a move.
I'm letting you move.
I'm playing.
It's mine in weak point.
I'm so good.
This morning we find absolute heat, bro.
Yeah, getting on the phone was wet, bro.
Lofty.
Lofty, bro.
Lofty volume of voice.
What would you want to know, bro?
What do you want to know, bro?
Yeah, I feel loved.
I said, what could I do?
Would I leave, but it's not.
What?
It's not on my phone.
It's not?
It's rejecting.
Now we get to my A.
Nice, guys.
What are you doing on a globe?
I'm on a-
Oh!
All right, now I have a defeat.
Ladies and gentlemen, as you can see this morning, your boy was grinding.
Lost, win, win, win, lost, win, win, win, win, win, win, win, win.
A lot of wins, guys.
Today was a good day.
Yo, W with the 20 gifted?
W, I love you, bro.
R6, come on.
Oh, Trevor taking a little break from R6.
I'll probably pop back on it.
Monday? Probably Monday. Maybe Tuesday. But chat, it's time to hit 2200 medals, guys.
Turn volume up? Is volume too loud or too quiet? Too loud or too quiet?
Sea of Thieves? Oh yes! Last thing I wanted to say, chat, before we hit 2200 medals.
I'm getting on Sea of Thieves at 7.
It's in the title.
It's in the title.
It's in the title.
Okay.
Chat, last thing I wanted to show y'all boys, before we jump into some games, chat, as you
guys know, we have a $20,000 2v2 class tournament kicking off tomorrow at 6 p.m.
Here are all of the teams, bro.
I've been texting people. I wanted to wait because I wanted to get everybody confirmed obviously
But chat we got Jinxie and Riley. We got Mohammed light and
Bobby
Okay, we got
I don't know if I'm gonna remember every team up top of my head. Well, let me actually pull up the
Just so I could show you guys
Do-do-do-do-do. Do-do-do. You know it
Trimax and Morton, German team here. Okay and then we got OJ and Lucas. These are
the returning defending champions. I'm gonna throw a C next to their name. Just
so you guys know. Or like a star. Those are the defending champs. Team three. We
got Juicy, Jay, and Nate. This team looks pretty stacked, bro. I'm not gonna lie. This
team looks pretty stacked. That team could be really, really, really good. Then we got
Ken and Surgical Goblin. Beautiful, beautiful, beautiful, beautiful. And then we got Mr.
Royale and Ian 77 another good team here
Chat now do y'all think these teams are good like do you guys think it seems really good?
We basically got a bunch of new teams and then okay ask for the last team
I'm still confirmed firming. It's either gonna be one of two teams. It's gonna be greff G
And his prose team or it's going to be hunter and records, but I don't know yet. I'm still confirming
I'm waiting for confirmation from them, but yeah, we're going to figure out the last team. I have it ready for tomorrow
But yeah, these are the teams for tomorrow. This is going to be cinema the format of this tournament
It's obviously going to be twenty thousand dollars for first place ten thousand each player
Best of three all three rounds like quarterfinals semi-finals finals every round is going to be best of three
And now we're going to go one game at a time now check which team do you think is the best in your opinion?
Which team do you think is the best?
Three first round.
Trimax, Moe and Bobby.
Not you, Royale.
Nate and Juicy.
I don't know about how Nate's team is going to be.
I don't know.
We'll see.
All right, without further ado, be a chat.
That's tomorrow, $20,000 2v2 tournament,
one creator, one pro, per team.
These are the teams.
I'll let you know the last team tomorrow,
but yeah, that's what's happening tomorrow.
Without further ado, without wasting any more time,
let's hit 2,200 medals.
Let me go live on YouTube for the YouTube fam.
Chat, today's the day, bro.
Today is the day we're hitting 2,200 medals.
I NEED EVERYBODY TO LOCK IT MAN!
We're at 2000 run of medals.
Alright, do we have a stream ladder in a couple of days?
First to float in here is a little bit of an e-motor.
Let me take a dump on its champs right there.
I think he just tried to fake me out.
I think he just tried to act like he was giving me the win.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
Oh no.
He's giving me the win, oh my god.
What an absolute W man.
Oh my god, what a start to the day.
Re-fund, re-fund, uh, yeah, mods, re-fund, re-fund.
Super Tiger, thank you for the twitch 5 subscription, my god.
Chat, why are y'all tagging Supercell, app Supercell, win trader, cheater, chat, I'm
not cheating bro, I have no control over this.
I thought like I'm sitting here like asking this guy to give me the win nice guys that
is the best way to start a game.
What language is that?
Natalka to Galarianca, to Atenjuska?
Chad, what language is that?
What language is that, bro?
Polish?
Interest?
Polish?
Polish?
Polish?
Polish?
Polish?
We're going to be on Psyche Thieves today.
Today's a good day.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
Today's a good day.
Night Witch plus Skeleton of the Ring.
What could his deck be?
The winch, the winch!
Guys, that's a lot of damage on Joe!
See if these when it's in the title
Oh, I need to one more head of that
Yeah, does anybody have any theories as to what deck this guy's using?
He has Void, Rage, Nightwitch, Skeleton King.
I think the witch alone will depend on that.
Not anymore.
Oh my god, those mines were perfect!
Emotes, no, yes!
Yes!
anymore. Oh my god those binds were perfect! He vote so yes! Yes! Oh my god I just found
it so good. Ok he has to defend both lanes. Mini-Bang-A! Mini-Bang-A! I should have
if I should have binds, I would have got his tower.
What just happened?
What?
My three crafts? Wait, what?
I sold sold
When did I sell
When did I sell how did I sell can someone explain how I sold because I'm not gonna leave till somebody explains how I sold
Watch replay house how's that gonna explain how it's old
The witch what what which you go scar me. Yeah, I don't think I sold I think that cards just broken
But like okay, how does that card work? I didn't know how that card works like okay
But like yeah, you guys saying I sold but like if I don't if I don't vines the left side
I just get three crown from the left if I if I vines the general
I'm just literally getting quadruple crown and then you guys are gonna type so so so it's like I have to vines the left
Vines the general but yeah, but if I if I vines the general then I'm just dead to the left
There was a night witch and ego them and an executioner on the left and a skeleton cake
So what do you want me to do?
Bolt of a scar me, but yeah, then I'm three crowns of the left. You're not making any sense. I'm just it's just pick your poison
It's not a sound like I
Need to understand I need to understand how the general works because oh
My god, okay, if I'm buying the general doesn't die yes or no
I don't know how to explain this. I don't know how to explain this properly. If I
vise the general, does the vise target the skeletons or does it? I don't know how to explain it. I'm getting
stressed. You know when there's a skeleton army, there's 30 skeletons. It's hard to vise only the
general because there's skeletons all around him. So does it target the skeletons or does it
I don't know which one it targets because of the shield.
He won't die. Got it. Thank you. That's all I need to know.
The general has more HP.
No, but the general has two different forms of health.
He has the shield and his...
He does die. Okay.
Again. Mute it! Mute it! Mute it! Again.
Even if I... Okay. Even if I do...
I'm still three crowns to the left, I'm just picking my poison.
I'm still three crowns, it's an eagle.
The shield was broken.
Can you stop emoting?
Oh, no.
The shield was broken.
Can you stop emoting?
His shield was broken.
Can you stop emoting?!
Alright, this kid has a rock in his brain.
It's in his brain.
I have so many questions. It's so hard to explain what I'm trying to ask.
Okay, here's my next question.
Where's all this elixir coming from Christ!
Okay here's my next question.
When the general's shield is removed, does he have more or less health than the skeleton?
because I also need to know that.
See, now, alright, now there's the problem.
Because that means the only way for the vines to attack the general, I have to put it on
his head.
I cannot put it on any surrounding skeleton.
Which is literally brain rot.
He's in trouble.
I just lost that one, I just got timing bro, I mean are we dead ass?
Somebody help! Somebody help! Jesus Christ! Get me out of there!
Alright, um...
Alright, a lot of questions. I'm going to explain this perfectly.
So, when the general has his shield up, Vines is like lightning.
Vines only targets the three highest health units in its vicinity.
So whenever the general is moving and he's being aides because every card that they release is horrible
I have to take him out or I'm literally eight crown not three crown eight crown and I don't want a bowler into him
so
If I bind to the general
Does he have more or less health than the skeletons or same because if he has same I need to know
When his shield is up when his shield is up?
People are saying more less same. How are you guys saying different things? Oh my god!
More less same. Alright, but if I look at the stats, they don't even explain it right.
They don't even explain it right. Alright, let's look at the stats. Yep, I need info
on the general. Yeah, look alive, General Jerry Skeletons. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Uh, Skeleton
Count. Yeah, I don't see any info on this. Alright, Chad, I looked. I don't see any info. Zero
info. It's the exact same. Bingo. That's the problem. Because if it's the same, it's
not different. Which means they read the general as a regular Skeleton. I'm just
I'm fucking calling Raleigh. I'm calling Raleigh. I'm done.
Nobody think Raleigh has an invent right now.
Click the eye? What eye? What eye?
Click the eye. I'm not putting you in the arrows!
Yeah, Skeleton? Okay, yeah, oh my gosh. Alright, regular Skeleton has 119. Oh, it's the same.
Yeah, so, alright, got it. This is, alright, now I can rant. So, because the general has
the exact same hit points as the regular Skeletons, I can't Vindtom. It's not possible. Like,
I can, but I'm spinning a slot machine and hoping to find Stargates.
Shield, yeah. The shield hit points has the same amount of hit points as a regular skeleton.
The shield, the shield, yeah, but chat, they don't count it.
I'm losing brain cells, reading the chat.
Chat, they don't count the shield hit points in his overall hit points.
They don't count it as 340 hit points. It's counted as 119, 119.
Dad, one moment, Dad, the shield HP adds to the normal HP, so the general has 338.
Are you sure?
Because I've literally lost trying to vince his shield.
You can vince him and it will target him.
It'll always target the general.
No it won't!
I've lost because of that!
Wait hold on, alright dad let me play you.
Dad are you sure you want to battle?
I mean should I play my own dad with hyperbase?
It always will, it always will.
Then maybe I missed?
I mean I don't miss, so I don't know.
Dad, why do you want to battle me, dad?
Hey dad, I disagree with the giant.
He didn't find it.
I'm not talking about the last battle.
I'm not talking about the last battle.
Is it like national type incorrect information deck?
I think he already lost, yeah he's pretty crap.
Dad what?
bully like this I'm not going easy on him my dad always tells me to not go
easy
sneaky
chat it's not L bully bro it like guys my dad never tells me to go easy
Chad it's not L son.
I think that's gonna lock.
That's game.
Ah Chad it's not L son guys.
Guys, my dad has told me multiple times to not go easy.
Well, it's not L. Sperm, no, chat, my dad never lets me,
he says never go easy.
All right, so did we get to the bottom of this vines dilemma?
Like, chat, I'm telling you with remarkable memory,
I remember when I vines the general
and it targeted three skeletons around me.
My dad's calling me.
Yo dad, sorry about that three crown, dad.
Well, I mean, what kind of wish you found was that?
Is that like an infinite Alexa or what?
No, it wasn't infinite Alexa, dad.
Well, I mean, I didn't even get to like
get to like an Alexa or what.
Fuck it.
Hmm, yeah.
Ah, dad, yeah.
Like, dad, the thing is, dad, like,
I'm literally a little like, I, the,
oh, like,
What are you saying?
Is that what you want me to do?
No, it's not that it's not it's not no no it's not that I know you're back
It's it's it's a couple of things
You just kind of have to work on your mechanics a little bit and you're
You got to work on elixir comfort conservation
And like no not like you have to kind of work on your obliques are tough
I know you're gonna get championed
Yes, I didn't forget and that it goes back to that
Yeah, I agree and dad the thing is
Like the chat whenever we battle they say elderly elderly outside dad. You don't want me to go easy
So check fuck off with the L son
Yeah, yeah, you see chat you see
What dad another bully my dog
I don't live I don't live in
parking lot.
All right, dad, one moment.
My tower is about to be taken.
No dad and she's not I'm not in her league dad. I'm not in her league, bro
Yeah, I'm not in her league dad. I play video games
Yeah, no dad, I'm not in her league
And I
Yeah, what's next call is this?
You know what, next call is this?
Remember when we were talking about
Yes, I do.
My fucking McDonald's and shit.
You were the first one.
I mean, all my kids are grateful.
Here you are, right, Chad?
Right, right, Nick?
Yep, yep, all of them, all of them.
You were always the first one to say,
thank you, dad, for the food.
Yep, always.
Thank you.
a girl's really want a guy.
No, no, no, no, fuck off.
You might be surprised.
Yeah, I don't think girls want a guy who plays video games
all day.
You might be really surprised.
I don't know.
I don't know.
Because you're at home.
I mean, she knows that you're screaming,
so you're not at a fucking bar.
Yep.
At my club, right?
I mean, that's like an instant check.
It's better than a fucking air cab.
Yep, you're right.
You're right.
I do.
Don't get along with us.
I think she's cool.
I know. I think she's cool too.
She's pretty easy in the eyes, to be honest.
Alright, dad. Alright, love you.
See ya.
Dad, not dad.
Chad, I just think girls don't really want a guy that plays video games all day, Chad.
Who? Chad, this girl named Ella Langley.
My dad's basically trying to, like, wingman me to, like, go out a date with her.
It's not happening, Chad.
I'm trying to tell my dad that she's out of my league, but yeah, this thing I think like the more you play video games
The less you'll feel the touch of a woman, and I really believe this this is tried and tested now
Don't go on. I'm pretty damn good at video games. You guys can type cap. I'm a top
100 controller player in our six. I'm I've been top
2000 in class right now before like I'm good at games. It's just like
Cat, cat, you guys are literal jack-offs.
I just think like the more you play video games, the less likely you are to feel the touch of a woman.
Can I get a retweet?
And, Chad, don't get me wrong, like, yeah, there's definitely times where I'm lonely, you know?
Like, I'll just be laying in my bed for like, you know, the thousandth night in a row
and I'm just like, yeah, man, you know, another night, a load in the bag, you know?
It really weighs on you. It doesn't weigh on you.
It doesn't weigh on you until you're about to go to bed though. I feel like that's when all of the thoughts to start piling up
Like because I can go through my day just fine like you know I hang out with my family
Hang out with my mom hang out with my cousin
Hang out with my brothers
But it broke it's in the nighttime dude. It's in it's in the nighttime with all of the like dark thoughts start piling up
it's when you lay your head on that pillow when you realize like damn I'm
actually lonely as fuck that's when you realize that cuz bro chat let's be
honest bro you like we all think about it bro um you know it probably be a
lot easier to go to sleep if there was like you know a woman next to you but
Let's just die. Never really formulate. It really does formulate man.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no! Fuck off! Fuck off!
I'm alive, I'm alive, I'm alive.
I'm somehow alive.
I'm alive. I'm kind of alive. I'm kind of alive. I'm kind of alive. I'm alive.
AHHHHHHHHH! I'm dead! I'm dead! I'm dead! I'm dead!
I'm so dead it's insane! Fuck off!
I mean it's just loom freeze. Like how infant can do it.
I put the yum-a-duck into it!
I put the pu-fine into the yum-a-duck!
And then I please...
Like, it's just...
It is the literal brain rot!
What was I saying again?
Um, no, yeah, that's what I was saying.
Bro, Chad, nothing really weighs on you.
None of the... like, when you're going through the day,
because it's really easy to distract yourself, right?
You're the sun's out, you're looking at a tree, you're looking at a bird, you're
talking to your friend, you're talking to your brother, whatever right? It's not
until it's like two in the morning and you're just laying your head on the
pillow like damn I'm so lonely every night. And then you you know you just
stare at the wall and then fall into sleep and then you just forget about
it and do it all the next day. Highbives is called a weekend. Yo
Oh, hi guys, how's it going?
Hey babe, you want me to come over tonight?
Oh my god, get out of my phone, God!
Hi guys, I don't want you in my bed, Jesus!
I would rather die, Burlio, than you were the prime.
Do you see a feast tomorrow? I'm doing it today. I'm doing it today.
oh my god not this fucking car fuck
how does that little shit have to get a head
Like, how does the boss bandit- Oh, wait!
Oh my god.
Alright, if I giant the bridge, he has to go executioner, right?
Wait, why would I do that?
Executioner counters my old push.
What am I doing?
Wait, wait.
Punch him!
How is that out of reach?
How is that out of reach?
He's going to boss-band at the bridge.
He's going to boss-band at the bridge.
I need to get a bowler line up toward the exit.
Put the boss-band down, bro.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, there it is.
I know that it is the night time.
God, you ain't giving me the right time.
If you came right now, you'd be the right time.
Lock it.
I really love the Evo Snow.
It gets my pussy wet.
God, I love the Evo Snow, man.
Shit!
What's the record after displaying four wins, two losses?
The boss man on the right side bridge, good boy.
Who's the good boss?
Whoa, whoa, mini pack of chill, mini pack of chill.
Mini pack of relax.
Bowling!
Oh!
Ah!
Oh my god, the border got the vote off gas
Give me that tower and then put that ass
Let's go guys Ricky
Jambo they come to Tricea thieves yo bro. This is the 11th time I've said this starting to get a little frustrated
It's in the title. Relax.
I'm gonna be on C of Thieves in an hour.
Keep it in your pants.
I know that it's the right side.
Highbives is calling me again.
Yo, Highbives, really hope this call's important.
What's the bokeh?
Alright. Get out!
See ya thieves!
What will happen when 7pm is reached?
Can everybody read in here?
Read!
Love the snow, they can be the prankster.
Jensen, they can be the volume.
Where in the title?
I don't know, bro. Maybe if you opened up your eyeballs.
Chat, by the way, me and a rat. Why laugh? I just met you. Why laugh?
Oh, oh, oh! See, these are the chat asses that play this game.
I just met you. Why are you laughing?
I think I already lost, yes. I didn't have the right hands tonight.
Thanks! Yeah, yeah, yeah.
He's gonna wizard the bridge what is actual
I'm lost I want a percent loss. Oh
My god that mini-pack of heels saved me wait did I stop stop stop stop stop
Shaggy with the 50 gifted subscriptions shaggy
Put it inside my gaping hole.
W Shaggy in the fucking chat.
W Shaggy in the chat.
He's eight. He's not eight now.
Wee.
Nice.
Wait, this is pretty good. This is pretty good.
wait this is really bad this is really bad never mind this is really really really bad
uh yeah okay
mini-peckas save me please
uh oh oh
Kill him with a winning record. Stay calm. Kill him with a winning record.
You broke five! One more diamonds! Where'd he go?
Come on, giant.
I need you to take tower.
I need you to take tower.
Vamo porra carayo!
Vamo porra carayo!
Bad witch, bad witch, bad witch.
Oh god, that was a bad witch.
Oh my god.
was a really bad witch.
Oh!
Sparky taking out of my tights, buddy!
I got him alive, I'm alive, I'm alive, I'm alive.
I'm alive.
How am I alive?
How am I alive?
He's gonna rage and then zap.
Why did I witch behind my King Tower?
Is there a rock in my hatch?
Why did I witch behind the King Tower?
Does anybody know?
You're fucking idiot. I know that talking hand. I know I'm a fucking idiot
All right, I'm gonna go pee on a plant. I'll be back in 37 seconds
Hi guys do not touch any of the stream equipment is that understood
All right, ladies and gentlemen!
Alright ladies and gentlemen,
he's been...
he's never been
I'm back!
he's been helping out a lot of boys
to a lot of skill, a lot more on the fridge
he's been helping out a lot
Like robot, beautiful
like a pancake
pancake
nice one
robot, beautiful
Beautiful.
Beautiful.
What the fuck do you do?
I lie.
What do you do?
Stay mad, Nate.
Nate.
What's the better way to get out of town?
What's the better way to get out of town?
What's the better way to get out of town?
I'm gonna get the fuck out of here now!
I'm gonna get the fuck out of here now!
Chad, who thinks I can get to 2,200 Meditals before 7pm?
Type of me in the Chad if you think so.
Type of me in the Chad.
Anybody? Not me. Fuck you.
Okay.
Fuck you. Nobody.
Spooks with the five gifted. Spooks taken with the five gifted, love you bro.
Margello! Good luck man.
Bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad.
Nice guys.
Wait, he's using meganite, right?
So wait, he's gonna meganite this, right?
And then I get minions, right?
I just won the game. Nice guys.
Wait what?
I mean do I just snowball and pray die die die die die?
God the prince does not die!
I lose to this deck every time I play it.
Beyond friendly, they give it the time to get to the next level.
I don't really care if you die.
What a waste of life!
Selling the waste you let me, nuh-uh-uh!
Uh, that's not good. Yeah, yeah, that's really not good. Yeah, that's not good.
That's not good at all!
Witch saved me, Giant saved me, Minion saved me,
Boulder saved me.
Last night we left a little talk,
Can't remember everything, said what we said at all.
You told me that you wish I loved somebody you never met.
Oh baby, baby, something's telling me this ain't over yet.
No way was I last night, you still there, make it succeed, it's been tip.
Last bout of the track, we split a bit, talking bout life, but what's it's if and you,
you know you love to fight, and I say shit, I don't mean, but I still gonna wake up wanting you.
That's a level 17 mini pack on your tower, sir.
Which day of life, baby?
Which day of life?
Baby girl!
Let me see you do your dance.
Let me see you twirl.
Let me see you take your ass for the world.
Let me know when to unmute.
Shut up, kid!
Guys, nice.
Let's go, man!
What a comeback.
Legitimately, what a comeback.
Is TFBs canceled?
Does it look canceled?
Does it sound canceled?
Read the title.
Entertains, thank you for the tier one, my guy.
Cash, thank you for the tier one.
Oh man.
Chad, when's the last time you guys gooned, by the way?
Let's get a little goon counter.
Now! Now!
Wait, so I say when's the last time you gooned, and you guys are saying now?
Now! Now! Right now!
At this moment currently
So you're actually just gonna rip sparky first play I mean knock knock anybody home like this isn't
Binds his eight card as he ripped sparky first play I
Mean this has to be a prank right
Yeah, this is why you don't ability though like right here
See this right here is why you don't ability stop telling me no
Yep, keep putting those sparkies down, Boobus.
So yeah, I'm just gonna lose because I didn't have binds in my opening hand, so his sparky dot value.
Ahhhh!
Yay! That is the binds!
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
He goes Sparky first play and then wins! Yeah!
I swear to god dude, I just, I never have the right card at the right time.
I swear to god, I'm not even like making this up.
I legitimately never have the right card at the right time.
Oh look, there's the Vines! There it is!
See, because if he goes Sparky first play and I have Vines, I can actually do damage.
Now I have the vines.
Woo!
A little bit too late.
Like maybe I could win because I'm still a ham, you know what I'm saying?
You see the difference when I have vines though?
See what I'm saying? Like, it's such a big difference.
Some could even say massive.
Grab that mini-pecker.
Fuck you.
Bordor, I need you to roll.
What a vines from the kid!
What a vines!
Oh my god.
How much money gobbled giant's the pocket?
I mean what did I literally say?
Yeah, but like, do you see the annoying part though, Chas?
See the difference?
Like, I'm not a liar.
I'm the like, most honest guy ever.
Like, here's the difference.
I have match up there.
I actually hardgower him because I have the vines.
But the only reason why that guy even came close to winning was because I didn't have vines in my starting hand.
I told you, bitch, I'm here quick and land.
Oh, that's 2,000 medals. Wait, am I trippin' or am I trippin'?
Is that 2,000 medals or is that 2,000 medals?
BANG!
Somebody said 2013, edit please.
what happened in 2013 I mean I remember the Miami heat
what many pack of wine to go for Larry white cover Larry prime messy and
You're right.
Jixie, why do you keep looking at your feet, brother?
Um, Marios, I don't know if, um, this is your first day on Earth, but I have a foe in my head.
I'm not looking at my feet, Mario. I'm looking at my foe.
Welcome to Earth, Mike. Mario, what are you saying?
If he goes can in the middle, maybe I can find him?
Oh my god!
Who's a good boy?
Who's a good boy?
That giant, the giant, the giant, the giant, the giant!
That giant, the giant, the giant, the giant, the giant!
Snowdice?
Bitches change, and I like how you know this!
Get on to your thieves, it's in the title, it's in the title.
Let it come naturally.
Relax!
Why laneswicks? I feel like that's so unnecessary.
No! No no no no no!
AHH!
Mighty mighta stop. Mighty mighta stop. Mighty mighta stop. Mighty mighta stop.
AHHHH!
How does this little bitch always get the hit?
Always has the most count of you the right time.
Oh baby, last night we left the liquor talk.
I can't remember everything you said, but you said no.
You told me that you wish I was somebody you never met
But baby, baby, something's telling me this ain't over yet
No way it was our last night of kiss to live
Make a grip, see what you can get tips
That's about a little jack we split up in
Just talking about life, gonna sit for sipping you
You know you love to fight
And I say shit I don't mean
But I'm still gonna wake up wanting you and me
You know.
Shut up, tell me when he's done.
Run ads, please.
High-five Scotland.
Yo, high-fives, what is the point of this talk?
By the way, this is just a viewership update.
You went down 5,000 viewers
since your trash fucking singing.
Stop singing, bitch, bald fuck.
All right, bitch.
All right, okay, okay.
I'm ending this call.
Was that really necessary?
Was bald fuck necessary?
Was fat bitch necessary?
Necessary?
Necessary?
Do you think it's necessary for me
to drink my own urine?
No, but it's sterile and I like the taste.
Chad, if anybody knows what movie that's from,
you're getting lost.
If anybody knows what movie that's from,
you're getting lost.
dodgeball. WOW the chatred's ball note. WOW. WOW I did not know the chatred's ball note.
How many packets level 18? RAH!
2016, I got locked in the cell, they ain't let me out.
Oh my god, my phone is destroyed.
Why is Saratoka's sparkling water so explosive?
I just destroyed my phone.
Oh my god, my phone is completely wet.
Oh god, I'm not kidding.
Alright!
Wins comes about E-Drag sequence.
Nice guy.
I love the Electro Dragon.
And it's such a fun card to play against when I have witch and minions.
Check your YouTube donations.
Alright, let me check.
I'll literally check right now.
Alright, looks like my tower is gone.
$20 holler on YouTube.
Muhammad with the $20 holler. Muhammad, you didn't even send a message bro.
Appreciate the $20 holler. Let's give it to Muhammad and check.
constantly throwing um it's not a throw but I'm not even gonna like give your
rage bait any energy if you think me throwing is me losing to an evo e
dragon then you know you just have no ball knowledge kid
You have no ball knowledge.
Of course.
Why not, right?
Why not have a rocket in your deck?
You're done a lot of elixirs, sir!
You're done a lot!
She's skelly-barrowed into nothing, and then wall-breakered into nothing.
BAD MOCKED OUT!
That's game, that's game, that's game.
This guy's literally messed up in every possible way.
I'd like to make myself a leaf, and I can't wait to slowly partake out the analysis.
I'm in a good mood today, man.
Buonellopi, Charmosa.
Nice, guys.
Guys, guys.
Nice, nice, nice, nice, nice.
Water with the rope, water with the rope.
Holy witch bag work on the right.
Jell-a, get the witch bag work.
Look at the witch bag work.
She's still going.
Jell-a, get the witch.
Look at the witch, man.
I feel like to take a written description, love you, I appreciate you.
Deague love of this guy.
I don't know what that means.
I don't know what that means when you're saying deague love of this guy.
Does anybody know what that means?
He's saying to amputate your fingers.
Well that's nice.
Thanks for the kind words, bro.
Like rocks do.
Ryan, they give it to you a long time. Put it inside me, Ryan.
So I hopped off the plane at LA and spent my days in the car.
and welcome to the land that I'm famous next.
I'm a nun.
Jumped in the cab here.
I hang up at the front desk.
I get to my bike and I see the lobby outside.
This is also very easy.
Everybody sees me so gorgeous.
My tummy's starting to look like I'm kind of homesick.
Too much pressure and I'm nervous.
It's when the taxi cab took on a favorite song.
And the Britney song was on.
And the pretty new song was on, so up on my hands, so high and low, so low.
So I'm gonna be okay, moving out in my head like that.
Moving my head slightly.
Really good minions, really good boulder, really good vine, really good snowball, really
good graveyard in Moibian.
So hard!
Because like, they built the ocean air.
Leave to your jobs everywhere.
Oh, that giant's gonna take your whole tower, my god.
I would defend it.
Who's a big boy?
I'm close show
But like I'd like to make myself cream nice guys need no need to bother toes to give all
Bang Bang Bang Bang Bang
Whoa, whoa, whoa!
Whoa!
Did that accident just happen?
No, no, no, no, no, no.
Did that actually just happen?
No, no, no, no, no, no no, no, no.
Did that accident just happen?
Oh yeah minions minions yes yes yes dude top five most satisfying
feelings ever would be like a getting plowed in the ass and then be when the
dagger duct just runs out of the knives and you're on tower should have
definitely been there
yeah man so definitely both of them
nice guys goody goody goody goody goody
Focus Shad Lock-In Chat.
Why defend if you know you can't save your tower?
Just for love of the game Twin?
Is it just for love of the game?
Is it just for love of the game, sir?
Twin can't even tickle my towers.
AHHHHHHHHH!
Our fingers dancing till they meet
You see someone over there
Matt, take a minute to your water
But Chad, like, what's the point? Like, twin Ken has been tickled my towers
What happened to your eyebrow? What do you mean what happened to my eyebrow?
Nothing happened to my eyebrow. It's like how my eyebrows always are.
Like, how are you that focused on something?
Oh, it's a royal giant player. What a cool person.
What an awesome human being.
Oh, never mind. Never mind. Never mind. Never mind. Never mind. Never mind. Never mind.
Dude, rich bam? This is even more awesome.
He panicked! He panicked!
How are you actually cycling that fast? I'm impressed.
They feel the ocean there.
Okay we gotta win this game to be 2000 medals.
I'm up a lot of them, it's so wow, he still doesn't play any games.
How does the witch always die when I need her?
Fuck.
Fuck, guys.
Fuck.
This is going to be weird because he has battle ram, which is really good value for my opponent.
I think I have to eat the right and defend the left, I think, Chad.
Okay, not bad.
I think he's gonna just win, bro.
No, no, no, no, no, I'm good.
What a bolder, my god!
Our fingers don't seem to bring you here, you seem so numb there.
That's like what's the record no no no what's the record 2013 medals chat what is the record
what is the record nine to win six losses I mean dare I say I'm him
Checking new Clash for Out of it?
What do you mean?
There's a new Clash of it?
I might win the fastest I've ever lost.
Wait chat, what is the event?
Jams at the end? Three jams?
Really?
Nice
You're so dull
Guys nice
Team Sam finally hit arena 17 this morning congratulations Nate, proud of you guys
It's gonna be a good game. It's gonna be a good game. I have a feeling it's gonna be a first game.
She's sharpening that knife.
Yeah, that Evo's snow might end up winning me the game or losing me the game. It's too early to tell.
Alright, I think we lost.
No, that was like the greatest bolder of all time.
What the f- What the fuck?!
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, what the fuck?!
What?!
The dark prince from hell!
Like, what was that?
Oh my god!
Well, we're gonna get twenty-two on him, Chad, trust.
Chad, we're gonna get it, trust.
Wait, I forgot to check the new event again! Idiot! Idiot! Idiot!
Chad, everybody type the new event at the end of this game, please. Sorry.
Clips. Okay Chad, you guys want to do clips for 30 minutes? Or clashed?
You missed. Pretty missed. Clips are clashed. Run up,
I don't want to get to one of two.
How do I?
Uh, Tix.
Tix, appreciate it.
Chat, vote, vote, vote, vote, vote.
Chat, vote, vote, vote, vote, vote.
Vote, vote, vote, vote, vote, vote, vote.
Vote, vote, vote, vote, vote, vote in that hall.
Vote, vote, vote.
Nice!
How does that spawn a spirit, dude?
Chat, vote, vote, vote, vote, vote.
Say, stick with it to one, love you.
Creative tool.
You running from TOE2 more and more?
Well, I'm running from TOE2.
I was about to grind it, it was the link yesterday.
in my string crash seven times. Alright, I'll do clips after this game. Let me just
Security thousand metals daddy
Wichita alive, for the love of Christ!
YES!
Oh my god the witch lit- NO THE FUTURE TO MISS!
Oh my god I'm so off!
Yo!
Jack!
Alright, clips!
Clips, clips, clips, clips, clips!
Jack, I just went 10 and 7.
Not bad!
Not bad!
Okay.
Yo!
Jack!
Alright Clips, Clips, Clips, Clips, Clips, Clips!
Jack!
I just went 10 and 7, not bad!
Not bad!
Okay, new event, new event, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, new event.
Alright let me check out the new event.
Where's the new event?
event. Where's the new event? I don't see the event chat. This? Oh, New Year, New Fire?
Wow, there's a lot of rewards in this. Damn! So if you just grind, you get a
a bunch of rewards. Chat, that's it?
Cough, cough.
Not bad, not bad.
Looks like they're doing a bunch of things
to make it easier for players to progress, I guess,
after making it impossible for players to progress.
Okay, chat.
Next loss, I'm on clips.
Swear to God.
Next loss, I can't get off on a heater.
Next loss where to go
Jack can't get up on here
Focus focus can't get up on here
Okay, y'all notice that everybody on playing Estimates uses Stagger Nuts?
What's up with that, eh?
Perfect!
See, this is why I love Vines!
YES!
Yes, yes, yes, yes!
This is why I love Vines, man!
Whoa, bad holder, bad holder, bad holder, no, no, no, no, no.
Next loss, we're on clips, then we're on Sea of Thieves, I gotcha.
No Sea of Thieves tonight?
It's in the title, AK.
AK, it's in the title.
Do you have eyes?
Don't hit the mini-peg, I'll spark you, whatever you do, don't hit the mini-peg,
ah!
Nice!
Guys, nice!
Nice.
Nice.
Nice.
Nice.
Like, see the difference, man!
Next loss, we're off.
I'm on a heater!
Did I miss Sea of Thieves?
Yo, uh, bro, bro, what do you think, bro?
That's your guess.
Rosalinds it'll get three crown we're good.
Oh god we might get three crown I'm not even trolling.
We might get three crown.
No, no, no, no, no, we're good, we're good, we're good, we're good, we're good,
we're good, we're good.
That Sparky's got to not kill the Wichthill, don't kill the- I'd be most now, I'm fine,
I'd be most now.
Yes, guys. Guys, nice.
Larry Orah? Wait, what did Larry do? I missed it.
Jack, next loss wrong. Win is GD with Zoink. Luke, I'm hoping for Monday.
Because tomorrow we got the two beats in turn with Rally, which I will win that.
Jack, I will win that!
Guys, nice. Next loss, we're on cliffs.
Mary killed the Sparky. Holy, or I didn't even see that.
Nice minions to block the Tesla! Oh my god, the mini pack!
Oh my god, the mini pack! We can't have the mini pack out!
Oh my god!
Pancakes! Pancakes!
Vamobora! I'm on a here! You don't get off on a here!
You don't get off on a here!
This is what I was waiting for.
This is precisely what I was waiting for.
I think I need you to go for the mighty matter, the mighty, not the goblins.
This is why we clash, guys.
Yo, win, win, win, almost at 22, how about it?
Next loss, Roth, but I'm on a heater.
You don't get off on a heater, ever.
You never end on a heater!
You don't ever get up on a heater!
Yes, yes, yes.
He actually finessed me with that.
Now I'm not gonna lie, he actually finessed me with that.
That's not gonna take my tower though.
That's gonna die, musky's gonna die.
Nice.
Guys, thanks.
Disagree with that poison.
Disagree with that poison, Ken.
You gotta kill the witch!
You gotta kill the witch!
You gotta kill the witch!
You gotta kill the witch!
You gotta kill the witch!
You gotta kill the witch!
You gotta kill the witch!
You gotta kill the witch!
Our fingers dancing till they meet
You seem so lonely
I'm actually on a heater. This is ridiculous.
Chap, this is absolutely ridiculous dude.
No, no, no, this is ridiculous.
Hi kids, do you like eyelids? Wanna see me stick nine inch snails to each one of my eyelids?
Try and copy me and get fucked up worse than my life is. My brain's dead weight, I'm trying
to get my head straight, but I can't figure out which spice girl I want to impregnate.
And Dr. Dre said, Slim Shady, you were basic. Why's your face red? Man, you're
Well, since age 12, I felt like a caged owl, alright.
I'm on a heater, dude! I'm on a heater!
Lock in. Let's go.
Let's go guys. Lock in, guys.
Another win for the kid.
Yo, this guy's in Tobi's clan.
Good luck, my sir.
Cause I got your picture, I'm coming with you.
Dear Maria, carry me in.
There's a story at the bottom of this bottle
I'm pulling on the pen, dinning in and out.
Wait, Chad, I'm literally locking in right now.
I'm literally on a heater.
Show tits, no.
Chad, could this be a recruits player?
What do we think?
Let me tell you what do we think?
If you do something good, something good's in the bridge right now.
What did I miss?
What did I miss?
Perfect Binds! Larry help! Larry help! Nice Larry! Let's go guys!
Alright listen, Tornado Dark Prince, Baby Dragon Goblin Cage, this must be the E-Giant.
Hayden with the 25 gifted subs. She's going Hayden, put it inside my ass.
W Hayden in the chat. Hayden thinking it's one of our gifted.
Well, since age 12, I felt like a keg down.
Sasuke, come on.
Perfectly defended, guys.
Nice!
Perfectly defended, guys.
BOLTER LINE UP AT THE TOWER, YOU BALL BASTARD! BOLTER LINE UP AT THE TOWER! BOLTER!
Really bad, ah, I disagree.
Bro I disagree bro.
Bro I disagree.
What am I miss?
What am I miss?
Got pissed off and... hold on, hold on...
I disagree with that lightning, sir!
I know you need damage, but how desperate are you?
Last chance!
Last chance!
She told me that it's all my fault
We would've been perfect together
Thank you all for coming
She told me that it's all my fault, we would have been perfect all along, I should have
took her right, but I took her wrong, and there would be a happy not a sad song, but
it's all my fault.
Jack!
Top 3000 in the world, let's dance!
Come on!
HOLY HEATER!
Like, HOLY FUCKING HEATER!
See now, let me explain why I'm a genius.
See, I started cycling my witches in the back left because I knew he had lightning.
Never gave him a good lightning. That is the key to this game. Never give him a good lightning.
Can we win three more and get our ultimate goal of 2200 medals?
Find out next on Jixie Street!
Hi guys, I'm ending live on YouTube.
Hi guys, put on Dear Maria Count Me In now
or you're literally fired. Have us put on Dear Maria, Count me in.
Oh! Oh! Wait, I just lost the game. What am I doing?
What am I doing? Oh, by the way, you're actually not going to put it on?
Yeah, let me show you guys what, like, real music is in the early 2000s.
I got your picture, I'm coming with you, dear Maria, get me in!
There's a story at the bottom of this bottle, and I'm the king!
Hi guys, music again?
Oh
I got your picture I'm coming
Thank you, dear Matthew and all I'm in
There's a storage at the bottom of this bottle
And I'm the patty, whoa, whoa, whoa
What did I miss?
Oh yeah, I'm gonna make a banger with this
High five! What is this? High five!
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
Hi, guys. I'm going to now...
I hope it's pain just passing through, got down it
I hurt her my fist this season under six and I saw her cure her mom
She forgot that I existed and it's half my fault
But I just like to pay the victim my drink
I'm good all till my friends come home for Christmas
I'm gonna sit down, dreamin' tonight I'm so, very busy over, like the headless, dip the
li-
Lock him, lock the fuck in, lock the fuck in, if he rips giant, I have to rip giant, yeah,
gotta keep up with him.
Wait, punch it, oh my god, what am I thinking, oh my god, I'm so smart, I'm so smart,
oh my god, I'm so smart, I'm so smart, I'm so smart, I'm so smart, GG, I win,
GG, I win the game, wait, I win because I spent money, he lose because he don't
spend money? That's not fair at all. That's not fair at all.
One more, man. One more! One more!
Try not to crack that.
Why my heart's inside my throat I've never been in love, I've been alone
Feel like I'm in anything like this sleep Love's so strong it makes me feel so weak
Are you lonely?
I'm interested in you, baby
You seem so lonely
I'll be the only dream you see
It's lonely, it's lonely
Lonely, lonely
Lonely, lonely
Lonely with me
This is it for the 2200, let's go! Lock in, daddy!
We don't want you too much.
Yeah.
Hold it bubbly, hold it bubbly, hold it bubbly, hold it bubbly, hold it bubbly.
We don't want you too much.
You heard me?
All that botherin'
Turnin' money, turnin' money
Gonna be covered in
Yeah, I'm covered in
I was duggin' in
Cause it's lovin' it
That's why I'm up in it
That's why I'm all the rich
Named for he died
That's why I'm all the names
Everybody shot
That's why I'm all the rich
I'm goin' crazy man
I'm goin' crazy, crazy
I
We bought up more bottles and fuck up more bottles and pass them around
I say everything triple time
I say everything triple time
Bro the APU bought triple time
I just know the ones who call upon
I can have to pay my dog a buck
Looking at me like a triple fresh
Every time I niggas talk to shit
Smell the cushion like a cigarette
Run the thing in my hand and lick
Celebrate like a championship
Celebrate like a championship
Celebrate like a championship
That's a lucky last, lucky last, lucky last, lucky last, lucky last.
I can never see a tear fallin
What a different don't be like a faucet
I just took a bitch to eat at your party
Spending never since it's down on the burner
All my diamonds got your brainwashed
So my nigga got my brainwashed
You can pull that shit, you got your man propped
See what they did to Biggie the Ant-Pot
Polly, Polly, Polly
Polly, Polly, Polly
Polly, Polly, Polly
Polly crazy
Polly crazy
Call me crazy, call me crazy, call me crazy, call me crazy, call me crazy
All this motherfuckin' money done me crazy, crazy
Drownin' in active suicide, when I hit the scene it's homicide
Damn it, pick a ring, the lollipop, fuck the head up, pull up in the drop
Diamonds call it demigration, all of them are better places
I've been tryin' to have some patience, tell my momma since you play on it
I just dropped the whole thing on it I'm making you a V of a C
As you a dollar, that's a cat a G For the white girl, you say n***a, please
For that white girl, you say n***a, please Playing poker, now we're back to spoke
I forgot a name, but I'm pushing something When I see the heart, I'll hold
Reminding myself when I used to come up Reminding myself when I used to get loaded
Reminding myself that I'm sick of that load And the crew fully loaded
It's willfully loaded, it's willfully loaded, it's willfully loaded, it's willfully loaded
I try to control it
It's fabulous, it's fabulous, it's fabulous, it's fabulous
These names you boggling
It's purple paint, I won't fuck around, paint like I'm kick-hudding privately
I fuck around, paint, I won't follow the train
Rock is done for, rock is mine
Merit to this mother fucker, mine
Call me crazy
Call me crazy
Call me crazy
Call me crazy
Call me crazy
Parking kinds of all these motherfuckin' men on the crookie and crazy
I forgot about us, I know that you know I don't fall under pressure
I'm back on the road, I get low on the cover
You live by the cause of the guilt
I'm closing this up
Great try guys
No, no, no, no, no, like amazing try guys
Let's play some CFDs
Guys!
Guys!
Nice!
I mean, yo yo!
Track, let's appreciate what just happened
I had 16 wins with 8 losses
Let's go, guys!
Chat, it's time to Thieve the Sea, Sea of Thieves.
Alright chat, I'm booted up, I'm booted up, I'm booted up, I'm booted up, chat I'm gonna
take a piss.
I'm gonna take a piss, I'm gonna go live back on YouTube.
Chat I'm gonna take a piss, and then I'm going back live on YouTube.
If your hand is on your wiener, type a 3 in the chat.
Fluffa, bap bap bap.
Fuck, golden platinum.
Alright, I'm about to go back live on YouTube.
I gotcha.
If your hand is on your cock, type a 4 in the chat.
Alright, guys, what a session. I mean, what a sash.
What a sash.
Final fantasy. Chat! It's time for some sea of thieves. Mwah ha ha ha. What do you mean
that was not the wind. What do you mean the wind? What do you mean? Chad! See ya thieves, baby.
Oh my God. Oh my gosh gosh. I did it again so I'm going back to the drop. Oh my... Why is my head
wider than it normally is? Chad, is my head wider normally than it is or is the camera
putting out a few pounds? You got games on your phone? All right, let's do this. Jadies
and Letterman, let's tango. Let's tango, let's tango. Jadies and Letterman, let's tango.
Let us go.
Let us go.
All right.
Ori, Ori, Ori, Ori, Ori, Ori, Ori, Ori, Ori, Ori, Ori,
Ori.
All right.
See your feet.
All right, chat.
Excited to play this one.
Excited to play this one.
Clips, we'll do clips tomorrow.
Chat, we'll do clips tomorrow, because we have a
chat event.
Chat, we'll do clips Monday.
Monday, Monday, Monday, Monday, Monday.
Monday Monday chat. It is time to become a motherfucking pirate
Chat it is time to become a motherfucking pirate
All right, see if these I'm going live on YouTube and tiktok right quick right here right now
Elder scammer bro. I was on a heater on class bro. Can you blame me?
Chad, I was on a heater on Clash. Can you blame me? Chad, I was on a heater, bro. Can
you blame me? 16 and 8? I mean, come on. All right, all right, all right. Chad! Sea of
of thieves.
Sea of thieves, guys.
All right, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo.
Yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, all right, all right, all right.
I'm live on TikTok, I'm live on YouTube.
Guys, I think we're ready to,
I think we're ready to play some Sea of Thieves, man.
Shall we?
Chats!
The highest requested game to play, bro.
Chat, the highest request to game to play.
The highest request to game to play.
Now Chat, is there stream snipers in this game?
Is there stream snipers in this game?
I need to know right here, right now, Chat.
Ladies and gentlemen, day one of Sea of Thieves 2025 edition.
Chat, if we end up having some fun,
we end up having some good times,
we might do another one.
Night, think of it the best of.
Night, think of it the best of.
Chat, ladies and gentlemen, we're in.
Now Chat, I don't even know if Proxivity Chat
is gonna work, cause I'm on my Xbox.
If it doesn't work, it's not really a big deal
because I have a feeling some kid
just gonna like pull off on me and rip hard are. Funny lemon with the 50 gifted sub-scan-
she owned W11 of the chat. It works. Like chat, I know it works, but I don't know if y'all
are gonna be able to hear proximity chat. Don't get me wrong. Proximity chat very well could work,
um, but it might not. If it doesn't, I don't think it's the end of the world because some kids
probably gonna say to us this game right here was the individual highest
requested game for me to play it beat games like Battlefront
I'm not addicted to energy drinks this is my last energy drink what I have one
more after this this is I just need this because if we're gonna be on a pirate
I'm basically going to be Monkey D. Lucie, bruh.
No one sets foot on Monkey's shit.
Now, Chad, listen, bro.
This is, it's not addict.
Wait, hear me out.
It's not addict.
Addict, addict, yeah.
Chad, listen.
This friend here thinks he's your chit-talk chat.
Lord have mercy, I forgot.
Oh my god, he turned it off.
Mod the kid that just reminded us, Chad.
Mod the guy that just reminded us.
Guys, it's time to see a piece.
I mean let's let's do this let's hang out all right see you thieves okay I'm
getting this job I'm never buy listen I'm never buying another one again this is
my last one I'm not addicted I will not buy another one but I will finish this
Not addicted. Not addicted. Ladies and gentlemen, let's set sail.
Let's set sail! All right, sea of thieves!
Lock him. I'm excited for this game. I'm not going to lock him.
Lock him, lock him. The boss with the 10 gifts. If the boss thank you with the 10 gifts, I'd love you.
Checking for fake coin.
Oh my god, my dad's calling me.
My dad is calling me. This isn't good.
Oh hey dad, how's it going?
Not very well. Are you drinking fucking energy drinks again?
Dad, listen.
Yes, I'm drinking an energy drink, but this is my last one ever.
What do you mean by that?
Like that.
So here's the thing.
I'm not ever gonna buy another energy drink.
Um, I'm not ever gonna buy another one, I'm just finishing this one off, man.
I'm finishing this one off!
Well, so, what you're telling me is that you didn't have the despicable fortitude to like crack in the Poreganica game frame?
Yes.
That's exactly what you're telling me right now.
Dad, if this is my last energy drink, I'm not buying it a little bit.
No, don't be. I was just recalling what you were telling me about it.
Because the other day, my center of the spring seemed to lose its weakness.
Um, you said, hey, man, thank you for, like, you know, saying, interchanges bad.
Okay.
I'm done.
No, thank you.
Is that a change to bring it on?
Yeah, I'm done.
I'm a slayer of the soldiers here.
I'd have to come out.
Interchange, friends.
Yeah, I'm done.
This is my last energy drink, I swear.
Well, then, I just, I'm gonna fuck around.
I will.
I'm going right now! I'm going right now!
Alright Dad, I have to- I have a- I have a-
SAD DAD!
Dad, I have a pirate ship to attend to, I have to go.
I have to go!
Dad, I love you!
Dad, I love you, but I have a pirate ship I have to attend to.
I have a pirate ship I have to attend to. I'm a pirate.
this game is to recall. Thank you. Now dad, I'm uh I love you dad. I'm gonna go to fuck her out. Yep.
Ladies and gentlemen, I'm gonna pour out this energy drink right after I finish drinking it.
Let's go. All right, see you thieves. Season 18 has arrived. Time to return to the devil's roar.
I think it wasn't pavilious enough. New enemies lie in wait with treasure under guard.
Why is my guy standing like that? Why? All right, my guy's got a little bit of
pep in his step to put it lightly my guy's got a little bit of pep in his
step bro uh why'd she stand like that why is he standing like that is that
my god what's new okay yeah what is new what is new
crap chat should we just set sail what yo wait is there a shop in this game I
need enough is there a shop in this game that's all I got enough chat is
Is there a shop? Yes. Let's go. That's all I needed to know.
Banashad, Banashad. You are all Banashad.
Chad, have y'all ever seen Romeo and Juliet? Bro, skin on the head with the five get-for.
You can't pay to win? There is no pay to win?
Is there a pass?
Chad, I need to be somewhat stimulated before we start. Is there a pass?
Just got better time. Let's play.
Ladies and gentlemen!
Ooh! High seas or safe seas!
Chad, I think we know what we're gonna pick, right?
I think we know what we're gonna pick.
I think we know what we're gonna pick.
I think we know we're gonna pick.
Hi, jeez boys!
Charter of ship set sail on the sloop of Brigating or Gaelian in Classic mode.
My ships purchase ships to own and sail as a captain for perks and rewards.
Wait, I can buy a ship?
We don't got the coin for that.
I'm about the whole way short.
I'm about 300,000 short.
I'm about Charter of Ship, let's go.
Alright, I wanna do sloop because yeah, I'm going in solo.
I'm going in solo.
Why is my guy standing like that?
Chom going in solo.
Galleon.
No, no, no.
Slute, slute.
Chat, slute, slute.
Open crew close crew.
Yes, yes.
All right, all right.
Are we ready?
We're heading out for sale!
Barry, they've got five gifts in.
I do feel like Monkey D. Luffy.
We haven't even sat sail yet.
I feel like Moki D. Luffy.
Message, if there is any pirates out there, bro.
If you set foot on my ship, you will be terminated.
It's not understood.
If there is any pirate, if you set foot on my ship,
you will be terminated.
Now, I'm all for alliances.
If y'all wanna make an alliance, let me know.
If you set foot on my ship, you will be terminated.
Lock it.
Lock it.
Secrets of the Banished Head.
Roger E.
This music is cinematic.
This music is cinematic.
This music is...
This music is cinematic.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm already locked in.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm already locked in.
This music is cinematic.
We're in, we're in. I just called in.
You are in a shared game with sessions from players of all platforms
We're in the shop. I remember this place. What's up, dude? How you doing, bro?
Greetings pirate. I've seen plenty of pirates pass through that door. A few of you become real legends and fewer will hear this temporary offer.
I, Monkey V Jaxi, will be king of the pirates!
You can't respond with that?
What? These are all lame responses.
Alright, this guy's, yeah.
I think we're done here.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, we're done.
Salutations, fine shit.
How you been, Tallulah? You been good?
Welcome to the Devil's Role.
Have fun exploring the Role!
Well then.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, Lorena?
Yeah!
Lorena, how you doing?
I need a very, very large drink.
I thought she was gonna say something completely.
Okay, you can't blame me.
Okay, I thought she was gonna say something completely different.
I'm not even trolling.
What's new, group of smugglers?
She's kind of sassy, I sort of like it.
Go wherever the wind carries you.
Yes ma'am.
Oh my god, I feel like loopy.
Hayden with the 100 gifted subscriptions.
Hayden, let's get a W. Hayden in the chat.
Where's my ship?
Hopefully they parked my ship nicely here.
ORA is arriving Hayden with the 100 gift. Let's get a W Hayden the chat Hayden. I love you, bro
Where's my shit?
It was supposed to be right here on the stock
Hayden, I love you bro. Thank you so much Hayden. Let's get a W Hayden the chat
Wrong doc
There's my ship. There's my ship. There's my ship. All aboard! Dude, we're about to
set sail, chat? Who's horny? I'm sorry. Alright. Look at the- oh, who's singing? Someone's
singing. Beautiful voice, Steve. Oh, Stevie. Hello, sir. Man? Man. Talk to
said your trader, Matilda.
Great day to do business.
How are you finding the devil's roar?
That's amazing money.
Yapping again.
It's time to set foot on the ship.
Whoa, missed my jump.
It's time to set foot on the ship.
I actually feel like Luffy, bro.
I legitimately feel like Luffy, dude.
This is truly impeccable.
Wait, hold up.
What way is my boat facing?
OK, we'll get up there.
Boys, there's a whole world out there to adventure, guys.
All right, before I leave.
Michael Scott reference.
Oh, King of the World!
Oh, wait, I'm already leaving.
Oh my god, I got to run!
We need to find an island, Chap.
There's gotta be an island nearby, eh?
Chap, there's gotta be an island nearby, eh?
Dude, there's a lot of brackish up ahead.
A lot of rocks.
We gotta tread lightly.
This cannot go how the Titanic went.
Shout out to them or well rest in peace to them, but this cannot go how the Titanic went. We cannot hit an iceberg
Change your FOV. How do you change your FOV? How do you change it? That's important. We have to know how to do that
We were sort of picking up speed here this is getting intense
In settings?
Oh my god, mod everybody. Mod everybody.
We are in CFLV, twin. Video settings.
I'm gonna hit an iceberg, aren't I? I'm gonna hit an iceberg, aren't I?
Who said F.O.V? Welcome to the Mott Squad!
Whoa, whoa?
Chad, we're on the search for an island right now.
Hopefully there's no pirates lurking.
You know what?
To get better visibility, let me go up top here.
Let me go up top for better visibility.
Let me go up top and find out if there's a bit of a thing.
Okay.
I don't see any islands.
Is that an island?
Check, that kind of looks like an island, eh?
Turn on 120.
Got these things going really fast.
Where is 120?
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
Whoa, we're in thick waters!
We're in thick waters!
Oh my God!
Wait, are we going back for the rocks?
Oh my God, my boat!
Oh my god, my note!
Steer clear.
Steer clear, steer clear.
Game play?
Who in their right mind would put FOV under ERP?
I'm not seeing this route.
So does it really matter that much?
Am I going in a circle?
No I'm not! I'm not going in a circle!
Spin that guy. Oh my god, I went in the circle. Sorry, I'm modern. I actually went in the circle. Oh my god, I went in the circle.
Oh my god, I actually went in the circle. It's in video, not gameplay. You guys just keep saying the wrong things.
Yeah, so HDR, yeah, yeah, yeah, there is no FPS guys. I don't know what to tell you.
I don't see it. You guys just keep saying the wrong things, and then you spam the wrong thing.
There is? Where is it, I must?
I'm going to freak out. Where is it? Performance? Right there. What does that mean?
Graphic settings in video. Yeah, I don't see anything that says graphic settings.
Brightness, cover cut, I don't see anything guys.
What, what, what, what, what?
Graphics settings?
FOV, Canon, Capstan, Harpoon.
Oh, Xbox Series X.
Oh, okay.
Literally no one said that for nine minutes.
You guys said video settings.
Oh my god that looks way better.
Oh my god that looks way better.
We did. Some of you may have majority of you guys said video and graphics.
Oh god I'm not lying.
I went to video and graphics a hundred times for a reason.
Wait that looks way better though.
Is that a ship?
Is that a ship?
Is that a ship?
What is that?
It's getting dark out.
There's like a tornado over there.
Or no, there can't be a tornado in water.
Alright, have I spanned the word echo bee?
I already put on my echo bee!
Bro, I don't see nothing out here, man.
Surely I have food, right?
Thank you, I love you.
Bro, I don't see anything yet!
How do you start a quest?
I came for accepting this most adventurous of X-Mix...
Of course, Captain Briggsie!
I'm searching for a sick scum.
That's why I've lost multiple groups to embark on this flight.
Just order.
The point you have to chest, knee, or skull
will be this whole year.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
Drop the anchor!
Drop the anchor!
As soon as you've got the stars,
and the destination I give you,
I will make my presence known.
So what are you waiting for?
Full moon out. Full moon out.
Can't see any ships, man.
Cancel it. Go to the quest table.
Cancel it, cancel it.
We need to pick up speed, boys.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, there's a lot of rocks!
Brought them to any ship!
Go to the map.
Wow, we made a lot of progress.
What is that?
We're heading right for that thing.
That doesn't look good!
No, no, no, no, no, no, no! Not after that!
Chad, don't type GG. I'm going to live. Trust me.
Uh, is that a pirate ship?
That's a ship! There's a bucket of ears above the water!
That's a pirate ship, laddies!
We gotta get away from that thing.
We gotta get away from that thing.
He's heading right for us!
Go, go, Rod!
Get away from the ship!
Oh my god, he's coming back toward me.
I'm actually shitting myself. I'm actually shitting myself.
I'm legitimately shitting myself.
We have to lead into the wind.
Lead into the wind.
Leave me alone please!
Stop!
No!
It's only my birthday out here!
Did you guys hear that?
Did you guys hear that?
Back up, sir!
Get away from me!
Did you guys hear that?
No.
He just shot a cannon at us.
He just shot a cannon at us.
No, no, no, no, no, no.
No, no, no, no!
Get off my boat, you little coward!
Come back!
Come back!
He stole my boat!
He stole my boat!
He stole my boat!
the odds of that listen if you all right all right I'm waiting I'm waiting I'm
I'm waiting. What's up? I'm waiting.
You said you're Luffy, right? You said you're Luffy.
Yes, I'm Monkey D. Luffy. Yes.
Keep my name. Keep my name.
Okay, Sanji.
Oh! Oh!
You want to be in my crew!
Wait, what just happened?
No! Oh my God!
Alright, listen. If you want to be in the crew,
say help me right now!
I'm literally dying!
I got you. I got you.
Okay, we need to get the wood box, right?
Yeah, exactly exactly
Okay, okay, we're gonna repair this yes w sonji w sonji. Yes. Yes. Don't be sonji
Yeah, yeah, yeah, no no the skeleton the skeleton the skeleton the skeleton I thought about
Yo, how do I repair like how are you repairing like that?
I'm bleeding, I'm bleeding daddy!
Should I eat a banana?
Okay.
Alright, alright, yes, yes, Sanji, yes.
Okay.
So Sanji, how are we doing right now brother?
Welcome to the Old Marion!
We got a crew mate guys!
Okay, okay, okay.
So Sanji, are there pirates lurking these waters?
Sanji!
Okay, okay.
Okay.
So Sanji, how can I trust you and my crew?
How can I trust you?
I can kill you twice.
I can kill you twice.
I can kill you twice.
I can kill you twice.
I can kill you.
I'm gonna kill you, 20 minutes.
Oh my god, I'm sorry.
Go and get the phone.
I'm gonna tell the police.
My phone.
Yes, the GOAT Mary!
Sorry!
It's not the GOAT Mary.
The GOAT Mary, yes.
No one on my control now.
One second, son, James.
Uh, wait, am I gonna crash?
No, we're not gonna crash.
We're not gonna...
We're not gonna crash.
We're not gonna crash.
We're not gonna crash.
Oh my god, my battery's in there.
This isn't good.
Don't.
You can hear me.
Wait, daddy!
I'm in the walk. How am I in the walk?
SONGEWIT! SONGEWIT! Who is Tripp? That's not SONGE. That's a rival gang. Yo, what's
up bro hello don't mind me drink too hard drink too hard if you can hear me spin
in a circle he's spotted a circle oh my god it's in the street oh my god he's
in the street
Sanji, is everything okay Sanji?
Yeah, we're good, I just watched you lag off, so we're good.
If there's a fake behind us, that's not fine.
Okay, so we're gonna have to get out of here.
Okay, okay.
So Sanji, welcome to the crew, dude!
Welcome to the crew!
I didn't think I was gonna have a crewmate!
Now we're gonna go near them.
At least you sniper down there.
Okay.
Alright, alright.
You haven't done anything yet, man.
Your chat's gonna tell you that you can find some supplies, so I don't know.
Okay.
Sanji, I'm gonna climb the ladder and get a- get a- I am the sky.
I'm gonna get a- I am the sky, Sanji.
Oh, yeah, you did.
Alright, Sanji, look.
This is ship!
Sanji, Sanji, Sanji, listen!
On the right, there's a ship!
About...
6 or 7 meters to the right.
67 meters to the right.
I- I'm liking it. I'm liking it.
That's a good measurement right here.
Yes, Sanji.
Now Sanji, if we ever get jumped by pirates, I need you to stay calm, okay?
Don't panic. I'm an experienced fighter.
You don't panic, what's that?
No, I will not panic.
Sanji, uh, Sanji! Sanji! There's pirates! Sanji! There's pirates!
Sanji, they're right over!
He's hard-booting. Sanji, he's hard-booting on the ship.
Sanji, Sanji, I don't have any ammo. I need ammo.
The reload, reload on the bottom. On the bottom there's a reload button.
How do you reload?
Sanji, daddy, how do you reload?
Okay.
Thank you, thank you, love you.
Sanji, I love you, I love you.
Sanji, they're chasing us! Sanji, they're literally chasing us!
I know what they want. They want you so bad.
He's at a hoy.
Sanji, you gotta drive us out of these brackish waters so that he understand me.
Okay, but I'm gonna-
Drive us out of these waters!
Okay, so right or left? Okay, okay, to the right to the right. All right, more or left? More or good?
All right, all the way, all the way, doing, doing, doing. Done, Sonsy, done.
Yeah, they're still gaining on us.
Now Sanji, these cannons work like can I shoot like cannonballs at somebody?
Yeah, you can actually do that.
You grab like cannonballs from this rail right here because it doesn't have any shoot.
Okay daddy.
Wait Sanji, how old are you so I can know if I can call you a dad here now?
I'm 19, I'm 19.
Nice guys.
Alright, let's form an alliance.
Wait Sanji, should we trust them?
What are you saying?
I'm not gonna lie to you.
Okay, so you think we should form an alliance?
We told you!
There's an island!
We should stop at this island, Soundie!
Yeah, yeah, we should like, loot this island!
100%!
Okay, let's do it, let's do it.
I could-
There's an island, but there'll be an island form an alliance.
Alright, raise the sails, okay?
Yeah.
I'm raising the sails now for them to join an alliance they want to do two ships or they
want to
two ships but we're gonna have to put the alliance flag up there
now samsy listen
Everything I love, if you try to shoot one shot, I'm sinking the whole ship and I'm feedracking you.
He's emoting. Wait, Sanji, he's fucking the wood. He's fucking it.
No, actually, he's getting hungry.
Okay. Hey Sanji, I love how defensive you are of me, Daddy.
Of course, you gotta protect what's mine out there, you know?
there you go whoa whoa all right go slow go slow bro yo trip too hard do you
have a mic you know okay put up the alliance flag or you will be killed we
still don't know if we can trust you or not bro
he's he's kind of friendly I like how he doesn't talk songs you know what it
I mean, I like how he doesn't talk.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Chad, can we trust this guy?
Can we trust this guy?
I don't know.
I think we're going to have to.
Chad, I think we're going to have to.
Wait, John, did you know how to turn voice shout up, by the way?
Do you know how to turn voice shout up?
Uh, what we're going to do is
we're going to turn up the volume of the proximity.
Do you know in what setting it would be in?
Audio yeah, no, but it just has video. Oh, no, I see my man
Crew chat volume a hundred proximity chat of all you
Yo
Your shit it's Sanji. He's he's a musician
Trip play more music for us, bro
All right, all right. Okay, so I'm gonna call you Brooks, bro. All right, so you're gonna play music. Do you understand?
You wanna meet my uh, my pet?
Oh my god. How long have you had this pet for?
Prepare to ship.
What, uh, why does he sound like that?
Chad, we're gonna call him Brooks because he plays music.
Brooks, put the wolf down.
both down. Brooks, can you play music to immerse us in the pirate spirit?
I got a wet hole.
W. Brooks! W. Brooks!
Okay, do you guys want to, uh, loop this island?
Yeah, let's loop this island.
Alright, let's go. Should we just swim over there?
I'm gonna turn the shmug in closer for you.
I picked up your parent. Is it okay if I borrow him?
Yeah, you want a ghost dog instead? Or a skelly owl?
I like the parent. I like the parent. I'm petting him.
Well, I mean, his name is Wet Hole, so of course he would like it.
Wait, his name is what? I'm petting him. I'm petting him.
Oh, okay. I gotcha.
So you're petting a Wet Hole. Perfect.
All right guys, let's raid this island
Yeah, let me get it. Let me get it
How do I get in why
Yes, shoot me oh
Whoa
All right now shoot Brooks over here
Brooks! Is that Brooks? Is that Brooks?
Brooks, what's up?
Alright Brooks, no more music for now. Alright, no more music.
Alright Brooks, I love you bro.
You might be able to find the new boss on this island.
Oh, whoa.
They might have killed you too.
Okay.
Guys.
Who just talked?
Somebody just said something.
Yeah, who just said that?
That wasn't Brooks.
Brooks doesn't talk.
Whoa, there might be a stream sniper.
I'm not gonna lie.
There might be a stream sniper on this island.
I know your voice is on, but that wasn't you.
Yeah, exactly.
It wasn't me though.
He said, nice guys.
guys whoa what is this yeah there's a new boss yeah yes yes yes
okay it's gonna spawn and a lot of plays and damage just be careful it's pretty
fast brokes focus brokes focus brokes focus
shot him, missed him
shot him, missed him again
I keep missing him
move move move
back up, scally lags
I'm down
Brooks stay alive Brooks we can't lose you wait I got what please respawn me
with my team
who are you tough Cade
No, no, no, I need to get back to my crew.
I need to get back to my crew.
Sanji!
Brooks!
They're over there!
I'm coming, Brooks!
Brooks, I'm coming!
Brooks, I'm...
I do not stick my landing.
Brooks, are you okay?
Oh my god, Sanji.
Sanji, you're alive!
I am alive.
I know what you're doing, though.
Brooks, where'd you go?
Brooks, are you okay?
Brooks, we have to get up to Sanji, Brooks.
We have to get to Sanji.
Sanji, are you still alive?
No, he's about to die.
Brooks, we have to get to him.
We have to get to him.
We got a friend, Sanji!
Sanji!
Sanji!
Sanji, no!
Sanji, you okay?
Are you okay?
Are you okay?
Sanji!
Sanji, no!
Sanji, run!
are you okay? are you okay?
no, it works, I have to my battery
no, no, no, no
I'm so bad at some things
no
Sanji, please tell me you're alive. I'm gonna be honest my battery's died. Sanji get you in here already!
Sanji's dead. Sanji's 100% dead. Sanji's 100% dead.
Wait. Sanji? Sanji!
I see him!
He's over there!
Zaki, I'm coming!
Brooks, where's Zaki?
Brooks!
Brooks!
Get up, Zaki!
Oh my god, you're alive.
Oh my god, I love you.
Oh my god, you're alive. Oh my god, I love you. I shot him.
I'm poison again. I'm poison. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
I'm not ending our attack, Shelby.
Oh my god, oh my god.
I will probably end your life.
Sunchie, don't die on me. Don't fucking die on me.
I'm trying to.
You're not going to die on me.
Oh
I'm sitting in the poison. Oh, it's like a dark goblin
Wait the door's not open anymore am I gonna be able to get back in there
Coming I'm coming I'm coming I'm coming
Do you have to stay away from the...
Sanji?
S-
Who's vote is that?
Sanji?
That's not the right trajectory.
Uh, who is that?
Wait a second.
That's not us!
That's not our shit!
It's Brooks, oh my god, it's Brooks, okay, okay, oh thank god.
Chad, is my shit moving?
I have to raise my anchor, right?
Chad, I have to raise it.
How do you turn the boat, though?
Is this how you turn the boat?
I think I'm turning it.
I'm coming, Sanji!
Just wait!
Nope, that's the wrong spot!
How am I lost?
Let's tell me Brooks, Jeff has a cannon.
The anchor, wait, what do you mean?
Wait, the anchor!
What do you mean?
Brooks, Brooks, we need to get back from that island
and help Sanji, okay?
Do you understand me, Brooks?
Brooks?
Brooks, where's Sanji?
I'm right here. Oh my god. I'm trying not to die. I can't wrestle with anybody's shit.
Guys, is the mission still going?
Sanji! Sanji, how do we, how do we beat the mission? How do we beat the missions?
Okay, Sanji, I may have not raised my anchor, by the way. Over there.
Okay, I think Brooks is drunk by the way.
Wait, how do I invite you to the crew?
Is there a way to do that?
Uh, you have to.
I just think that's impossible, Loki.
Okay.
I got to die.
Alright, just keep having orb.
Alright, are we going to jump in the cannon?
I did not get batteries, but I did get a piece of candy.
We're gonna have to go wire. There's no other option. There's no other way. I
Have to go wired
Chat we have to go wire
We're so cooked
Bro chat, how do I get I need a better batteries, bro? I
Need better batteries
This is good. This is not good. Bro, this battery has gunk on it. I need batteries now!
Oh god. Oh god. Oh god. Oh god. Oh god. Oh god. Wait, I have a method. USBC method.
I hope that's also not gonna work.
Is he gonna be the witch again?
No, no, no, no, no, no, wait, this is happening.
There's no way this is happening.
My batteries, man!
My batteries!
Oh my God, I found the controller.
I found an old controller with batteries in it,
that's our only hub.
Yes, yes, yes!
Yes!
The stream is saved!
Yo, guys, I'm back.
You're, guys!
Welcome back.
Oh my God, I'm back.
Okay, how do I heal?
How do I heal?
Okay, so you're gonna grab this, around the island there'll be barrels, like three seconds
to bear right here.
You eat whenever you're, like, dead meat.
Okay.
Wait, wait, can I carry it?
Am I immature?
Yeah, you can carry.
Yeah.
How?
You can only have five fruits at a time.
I have six, I have six seven, right now I have six seven, oh my god.
Uh, seven, two, and we carry five.
Huh.
Seven
Yeah
Oh, yeah, I'll be I'll be I'll be I'll be
Yeah, but I'm pressing it it's not doing anything it just sets red five
Wait, maybe this will work
There we go, there we go, there we go, there we go, there we go, there we go.
There you go, there you go. That's how you do this, you know.
So, the three, what it looks for, are high-level speakers.
Everything else is kind of bad.
Got it, got it.
I told you, look, you can mic this way.
Got it, got it, got it. All right.
There we go.
Turn the shit back to the island.
Sanji, is there a way to add you? That's easy or no?
Huh?
Is there a way to add you or no?
Yeah, you have to add me on Xbox, but...
Sangee, that's O.G., that's easy.
Is that your mate?
Yeah.
Easy.
Easy, easy, easy, easy, easy.
Easy, easy, easy.
This guy doesn't know I have the fastest fingers in a mystery mid-west.
Sangee, wait, I just got...
Uh, Brooks!
Brooks, did you just fucking view got me?
Brooks, you drunk bastard, don't puke on me.
Okay, I accepted it.
Brooks! Stop puking on me!
Brooks, Brooks, Brooks, Brooks, Brooks, Brooks, Brooks.
Uh, Sanji, we got a problem. We got a...
He sees it. Yeah, he sees it.
No, no, he... Hey, Brooks is drunk. Sanji, Brooks is drunk.
Should I eliminate him? No, I shouldn't, right?
Brooks, run away from us so you can stop puking on us.
Brooks, go to the front!
Sanji, should I shoot him in the head? Yes or no?
No, no, no, no, no, okay.
Alright, alright Brooks, we love you, I'm sorry.
Brooks, but if you keep puking on me, we're gonna throw you overboard.
For he's a jolly good fellow, for he's a jolly good fellow!
all right so what now Sonji what now captain
oh you're offline I can't join your crew but I should wait I can just go on
that I can just go online there I'm online now I'm online now Brooks I'm gonna
add you to okay okay all right Brooks I love you bro
this is so awesome what are the odds of this happening
Wait Brooks hold up your name I can roll on hold up wait invite you to my crew
yeah yeah hold me check
nah it doesn't say invite you through it doesn't say
I love the music in this game.
Yes.
This is Brooks, this is Brooks, this is Brooks, this is Brooks, this is Brooks, which I'm
adding Brooks.
Alright, I added both of y'all, I added both of y'all, alright Brooks, are you still
drunk?
No, okay he's not drunk, he's sober, he's sober, alright now listen, we need to get
We need to get our loot up boys. We need to get a better ship, better loot, better chest, better everything, okay?
Larger peanuts in it, alright?
Where should we go, uh, co-captain Sonshi?
Wait, Sonshi, Sonshi, hold up! They're saying I can just invite you to games. Can I just invite you to games?
Oh, I thought I had you invite to crew, Chas.
Alright, I'm inviting Sanji and Brooks.
Brooks, I'm inviting you to it.
Alright, Sanji and Brooks, I'm inviting you guys.
Join that, Brooks, so you're in the crew now.
That's left now, they're gonna divide and get there.
Yeah, we have to finish this mission or we're literally cut.
Oh yeah, it's only two, it's only two, man.
Uh, Sanji's on the crew, nice!
We need a- wait, but Brooke, wait, but Brooks!
No, no, but Brooks!
Brooks tried to join a two-man crew, Brooks is dead.
Uh, Sanji? Sanji?
I gotta tell you something.
SONGE my chip is exploding! SONGE HELP!
Oh my god it was the wrong chip, SONGE I just shit myself.
Sanji? Sanji, I'm drowning.
Okay, Sanji, I'm swimming to you, daddy.
Sanji, there's not sharks in this game, right?
There's sharks in this game?
Okay, Sanji, I got good news and bad news. What do you want first?
Okay, bad news
All right, well good news. You're in the crew bad news. That's a two-man crew. So Brooks left to join the game
We're never gonna see him ever again
Wait now they're saying they can't hear him
No chat nuffle row so so game chat was carrying and now we're cooked
All right, Sanji, I'm gonna buy two of the Xbox party, okay? Join me.
For he's a jolly good fellow, for he's a jolly good fellow.
Oh, Brooks, R.I.P. Brooks.
All right, so Sanji, I don't know if you heard me or not. Good. Jesus Christ.
Okay, Sasanji, can you hear me?
Alright, Sasanji, good news, you joined the crew.
Bad news, Rooks joined the crew, and it was a two-man crew, we're never gonna see him
ever again.
Chat, F in the chaperabrooks.
F in the chapter bros.
You think it's a good word?
Now we gotta finish this mission, alright? Lock the fuck in!
Yeah, I know.
Alright, also, are you double gunning or are you using a sword in the blink?
I have a sword and a gun.
Okay, so whenever we see a people, we're gonna have to double gun.
You're gonna run a sniper and whatever gun you want to ask.
Wait, where do I get the sniper at, Daddy?
Yeah, it's down here.
I don't think that's not great
They have snipers in this game!
Yeah, but there's no one shot at shot, like you have to double, you have to do that
Okay, now I have a sniper
And a pistol, okay?
Yeah, that's a comp, that's a comp right there, that's a comp
Okay
Alright bro, are you ready to finish this mission?
Yeah
No dying, we're good
We gotta come to the surface
good night good night I think I hit one of them
hi but that's one of them
are you ready Saaji?
yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
I'm mokey to E. Jameson
and I'm gonna be king of the pirates
Saaji let's delete this magic of mine
I love you up here
I'm right with you bro
We're lucky on kilobots on us
Yes
Right, wrong, it's wrong, bro
Uhhh...
...Gally spot
Got one, yeah yeah, I'm locked in
Thank you, thank you
Yes, he's here, he's already here
So wait, I just stay out of the purple stuff, huh?
Yeah, I'm like careful when we're gonna use those on a hard team because we're going like a million miles an hour.
Soggy, I slanted twice.
Okay, let's go to the left.
I'm gonna take like a lot of stuff.
Be careful.
Nice stuff.
Look up, look up.
There's a reload box up here.
Got it right?
Got it right?
Who is Captain Mark?
Who is Captain Mark?
Why does he have so much aura?
Sanji's right on me.
I'm trying to, I'm trying to.
I'm trying to, I'm trying to.
Sgt. I'm actually lov'ed him right now.
Got him again!
Got him again!
You do that, you do that.
Oh, Sgt. Watch out, watch out, watch out, watch out, they moved, they moved.
I
Yeah!
Hi to Gamma.
Hi to Gamma.
Hi to Gamma.
WALT BREAKERS!
It's WALT BREAKERS!
Oh my god.
AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
I tried to wall break your shot.
You looked like a good shooter.
I
Died the wall breakers, aren't you?
Son, yeah, I'm dead
Do I offer my soul? Well, my shoulder now
No, son, you don't die daddy don't die daddy need to finish this mission
You died?
Yeah, yeah, I'm talking to you. I actually hit myself with the fire.
If you want to be close.
Bro, Sanji, I'm not trying to point any fingers here, but I did hit him like 20 times.
Like, I'm kind of locked in.
I sniped him like 16 times. Are you locked in?
Who is Sanji?
I'm definitely locked in.
Wait, they're saying to make a break for Brookes.
Is there a way to do that, Sanji?
Yeah, but we have to leave the game, man. We just lost a game.
Not that you want to do that, but you better.
Wait, we have to leave this entire match?
No, don't do that, don't do that.
I don't want to be sent down.
Bro, we gotta kill this boss off.
You go to the island, you can fight the boss off the pier.
You mean to fight him solo?
Yeah, yeah, yeah. You got me.
Okay.
If you need an alpha, come on.
Ah, I just got a...
Yeah, don't you worry. I got it solo.
I gotta tell you
I gotta get under it
Try it in a dark time. Is that good?
Yeah, yeah, that's for sure.
Is it a weapon?
Yeah, you can hold the shoot one.
The longer you hold it, the bigger the bubble it shoots out.
It doesn't shoot damage.
Bro, Sachi, I'm dying to poison!
Are we asking?
Oh, hold on, there's another ship here.
There's another ship.
There's another snoop coming.
Oh, the water is boiling.
Yeah, that's because of the volcano.
Sanji, did you say there's another ship?
Yeah, there's another snoop coming.
It's not a brook snoop, so it's some...
Okay. Sanji, do you want to make a new lobby with brooks?
I'm done. I'm done if you're done.
Let's do it chat. Oh, we got broke. We got broke. We got broke
Yep, no man left behind
Yeah, I need to sleep this leave it
We are those real people. Yeah
I got shit, I got shit
I
Sound you kill him son you kill him
Son you kill daddy I kill all three. I love you son. Yes
All right, wait son you need to sleep this week this week this
I'm 20 I'm 20 Brit. I'm 20 bucks. I'm running bucks
I'm joining Brooks. I'm joining Brooks. Okay, Sanchi. We're gonna make a... Wait, is a bridge three or four?
It's three.
Chad, maybe...
Maybe we make it to where we can get four just in case we meet another... like maybe we meet Zora.
You know what I mean, Chad?
Wait, Sanchi, we're gonna make it to four?
Yeah, we can do that.
Brooks make it um actually send me an invite Sanji by
Bro, but I want to do game chat games. That was so good, bro
We can get each other with other people if we run into them, but I guess they can't hear
Yeah, like if we run into other people we need a game chat. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes
Wait, Sanji invite us invite us
Yeah, I got you. I only have you out. Yeah, I don't like books. Yeah, I'm not good. I was game is fire. I'm not good. This game is good.
Yeah, we're pretty close. And then we could have sold the loot up to the vault, but...
Okay, Sanji, I'm joining.
I have it.
Joining, joining. K.T.O. chat! K.T.O doesn't remember to get on for another two hours, guys.
Okay, Sanji, I'm getting by Brooks now, alright?
Yeah, I'm done.
Brooks I got you Brooks relax bro I got you I got you I love Brooks he's so
wholesome he doesn't have a mic
all right wait just want you how good are you at this game
uh
how many hours? not like not the craziest but you know
you have a thousand hours?
Yeah, play MPPP. Hello.
Okay, let's start this thing. Kato is on. Chat, he literally- oh wait, no, it's Saturday!
Chat, he's never on Saturdays. He's never on Saturdays.
We're good to start it?
Yes, we're good to go. We're going to save an open slot in case we meet a random person.
So we can get Zoro in here.
Right now we have Brooks and Sanji.
Alright, beautiful.
Is this your first time playing?
Dude, this is my...
This is my first time actually playing.
Yes, actually playing, yes.
The other time I played, I didn't know any controls.
But now I know the controls.
A little bit, not all of them, not all, but most.
Brooks, I love the way you take control of my ass.
So bro, do you have a thousand hours, bro? A thousand hours?
Yeah, and uh, I don't know if you know what this is, but do you know what hourglass is?
Hourglass, nope, nope, I don't know what that is.
It's kind of just like TDP on me. It's just like you spawn in like a circle and then you just navel warfare.
It's like ships and TDMs and stuff.
Oh, so you're actually good, okay.
Wait, did you guys spawn in the uh, in the uh, in the bar?
Oh there's Brooks, I see Brooks!
Chad, it's Brooks!
It's Brooks!
You should have me to call.
He must be alive at the party.
Invite him, invite him.
Wait, I never heard Brooks voice.
I don't know about I don't know about it.
Don't worry bro.
Oh you can crouch in this.
You can sneak up on people eh?
You can do it.
Hold crouch and hold the emote.
While you're crouching.
How do you hold emote?
I don't know if the emote button is on control.
Oh do you have to press?
Wait I'm just kind of a barrel.
You can do that?
yeah yeah yeah that's insane
holy crowd muffin
alright
greetings scotti wags
is this your shit?
yeah
sauntee
yup
this is your shit
here we go
what's up that's like the dopest shit ever wait so is that your own ship like how long
did it take you to get this uh I forgot how much it cost it but it was like a few hundred
bands oh my god Sanji you beautiful bastard okay this is the new going Mary we send
got a Brooks Brooks what is up with you bro let me let me buy some supplies
bro whenever you're ready to set see bro your ship is so nice dude oh my god I
don't think I've used this one in a while hey listen watch out for Kraken
what is Kraken it's like a it's a you know what a Kraken actually is like the
Big giant octopus squid?
Nope.
Okay, it's a mythological creature, but in this game, the water will turn black, and the kraken will spawn, and in its tentacles, it will hold your ship offstage until you kind of need it.
That sounds fun.
It is, if you have...
He made that.
You know, it can function.
Usually, if you open crew and you get caught by a kraken, it's wrapped, but...
Do you think we can function, Saaji?
No, I think so. I think so.
Back back nice
Um, I only buy the other supplies
Brooks, did you hear me in the party plugging in Mike a w Brooks?
Yeah, look at the claps in this
Brooks, I'm pointing at you.
Brooks, you don't even need a mic, alright? Don't feel pressured, bro. You don't even need a mic.
We love you no matter what, Brooks.
We love you.
We had some of your brightness by the way, uh, Sanji.
Uh, I think you were messing with it really early.
Oh, I got it, got it, got it.
Yeah.
That's on 80 now.
Dude, I love how this game looks, bro.
I love just looking off into the sea, bro.
No, it's so pretty, isn't it?
Yeah, this game looks so nice, bro.
It looks so good.
You haven't even seen the, uh, the bright parts of it.
You've only been in the Devil's Roar now.
Yeah, well, we got a really venture out there tonight.
We got to get deep out there, man.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm with you, I'm with you.
Okay, I got enough-ish supplies, so.
Ah, chat, ah, life.
Oh, life.
Oh, life.
Brooks, come here, bro, Brooks, enjoy it.
No, no, Brooks, stop dancing.
Brooks, enjoy life, Brooks, enjoy life.
See, Brooks?
Yes.
Wait till the sun rises.
Yes, Brooks, see, Brooks?
Yes.
You know, Brooks, we're just wandering on this big rock.
You know what I mean, Brooks?
You know what I mean, Brooks?
We're just wandering on this big rock, and we're all
going to die one day, Brooks.
So it's about enjoying the time we have on this planet
together, Brooks.
Like, Brooks, I didn't know who you were tonight,
and then I met you.
You know what I mean?
I love Diddy.
OK.
Brooks, you're not appreciating anything
now. Brooks, like going into tonight, like Brooks, when we woke up this morning, we didn't
know we were going to meet each other. You too, Sanji? When I woke up this morning, I
didn't know I was going to meet you, bro. But now we're crewmates, and we're out
at sea in the big, vicious sea. Brooks, are you ready? Sub to, okay. Brooks, stop
the time! Brooks, stop dancing! Stop! Brooks, stop dancing! All right, let's get in
the ship. Are we ready?
Yeah, let's go, let's go. Yeah, I brought it up.
Alright, Sanji, I want to get deep out there tonight, if that's possible.
But I want to get really deep.
No, we can get deep. We can get deep.
Can I get deep inside you, Sanji?
Nah, ready?
Bro, Sanji, your boat...
Your boat is so big. Oh, you got a jail down here too. Nice, Sanji.
I think all these...
Bro, Sanji, your boat is so nice. I love your boat.
Thank you. Thank you.
We got the reason one already
Okay, oh you're looking at the math nice. Yeah, gotta see what's around
This map is gigantic
Yeah, bro. Stop right bro. Stop stop stop
Sit down sit in the corner bro sit in the corner wait. So Sanji. Um, yeah
like how big actually is this map like how long would it take to go full circle
around the entire map so I'm trying to get this the statue thing it's called
the Umbra Chronicles and you kind of have to do something on every island
and usually it takes about four hours you said four hours on yeah like the
the umber conicals that took about four hours to go from every island and get
stuff so okay
hold on he's not to something
rucks walk the plank you rucks walk the plank no no rucks come here rucks
come here you want to do you want to just sail or do you want to like do a
voyage and then like anything like that I mean you can sail and it run into
People should we sail or do a voyage sail or do a voyage chat? What do y'all want to do?
We have an innocent because these two low-levels on emissary majority were saying sail sail sail sail
All right, we're gonna sail into the other side
Brooks Brooks Brooks stop stop stop at it Brooks put put the
Brooks put the fucking violin down Brooks listen. We are about to set sail
Brooks, we are about to sail and meet vicious evil p-
This kid's not taking anything serious. Brooks, we are about to fight pirates. Can I trust you with my life?
Okay. Fuck it. Just sail. Just fucking sail.
Yo!
Let me anchor it.
Okay.
Yeah, yeah, I got it. I got it.
Brooks! On board on the anchor, Brooks!
Raise the anchor, Scattywag!
Nice, Brooks. See, Brooks? Nice, thank you.
Brooks, do you want to sail? Okay. How do we already...
How do we already have them on ship?
Did we just... they didn't do anything yet?
Bro, you have like a whole... office in here.
You can shut the door, Sanji. It'll be a second.
Brooks, listen, stop. Brooks, listen, you've been fucking around way too much, bro.
Like, Brooks, we haven't even started fighting people, bro.
Brooks, can I actually trust you? Me and Sanji.
Because right now, Brooks, stop kicking your feet.
Brooks, me and, like Sanji is my right-hand man.
I trust you okay he saluted me yes yes yes brooks yes yes okay we're just gonna
go east okay we're gonna go east for the nice water whoa whoa what's up ahead
there what's up ahead there that's up for it so there's a there's something called
a fort of fortune and sometimes it'll spawn randomly like one event and then it'll be in forts like that
or if you do a raid voyage on scaly forts it'll be on that as well i see wow okay this might be the
most like beautiful game ever like out of the wait till you wait till we get to the blue waters
just you wait bro i don't even understand how they're able to build all this in like a server
it's like gigantic it's like GTA on the ocean yeah but it's the buggy of games
okay it has to have bugs yeah I was gonna say yeah it's like it's it's terrible
chat dude last night ah ready chat are going to egghead island wait what is egg
egg island what is egghead island I don't spoil one piece for him wait that's one
piece floor yeah yeah I am okay you know when Bart thought of you hits them I'm
in that I'm in that I can't say I can't say too much that's right I got you I
got you for he's a jolly good fellow for he's a jolly good fellow how big of a
switch between flash business like the complete 180 but I'm having fun like
Like I'm actually having fun on this game.
Like I can easily see myself playing this game like when I'm not live, you know what
I mean?
I recommend it.
I'm not gonna lie, it's a good show.
Like playing this game at three in the morning with like my friends sounds actually fun
on God.
I agree.
Trust.
Trust, I agree.
Oh, I earned a milestone.
What is that?
That's a...
Wait, Rooks, you're playing for He's a Jelligun thing.
I
Brooks you're playing for he's a jolly good fellow
Brooks just played it. Yeah, what do you mean friends question?
Well, he's a jolly good fellow
Yeah, how's your girlfriend?
She's doing good bro. She is good
Hiya.
Hi, where'd ya?
Hi, it's Sonsy. Look, if you're gonna be on my crew, I gotta be honest with you.
I don't have a girlfriend, bro.
Ah.
Ah, I saw some clips saying you did.
Ah, I don't know.
Have you lied to me?
No, like...
On Brooks's life, I don't have a girlfriend.
I would never lie on Brooks's life.
Wait, Brooks ain't over, okay.
Brooks, you got a monkey, bro?
I'm dead.
Brooks, you got a monkey, dude?
You have like eight cannons, that's insane.
So basically with cannons you can shoot cannonballs or shoot yourself out of them if you get
in the front of us.
Yeah, nice.
Or you can shoot your pets off.
Dude, also if you guys, if we run into people, do you guys want to try to raid a ship or
now?
You know, if we get no PVP action before you get off we should do an hourglass match,
Yeah, that guy's just put you through it.
Brooks, why would you name him Burger?
Burger, what's up, dude?
Burger, how you doing?
All right, I'm throwing Burger off the plank.
I don't give a fuck.
Yeah, we're gonna go west,
I've been going the wrong way the whole time.
Burger, Burger, listen, bro,
do you wanna be a member of the crew?
Why is he yawning?
He's calling you boring, I thought.
Okay, all right, Burger's kinda cute, actually.
I kinda wanna keep him.
I kind of want to keep it
All right, you know what we're keeping burger Brooks, can you keep burgers safe?
Wait, where's burger?
I'll burger on oh my god. Wait, where's burger?
Brooks what?
Brooks you just can't involve
Brooks don't do it don't do it but Brooks don't do it Brooks don't you partner
BRUH!
Stop!
RIP to burn!
RIP!
I'm gonna be back!
This time we're going the right way.
Wait, I'm gonna check the map really quick.
Okay, that's fine.
Oh, this game is huge.
Wait, are you sure we're going the right way?
We're kinda turned.
Now I'm trying to go less
Okay, are you trying to go to the wild or not?
Oh, there should be a point on the map like
Call the way on the west
You said it's called a
poor Mary like
I see it, yeah, I see it, I see it, I see it, just past 10 or so.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, we're gonna fast-flight, hopefully, see what's up, because there's been a Reaper 1 over there the whole time, so...
Wait, what is a Reaper 1?
So, a Reaper 1, Reaper is a faction, so it's like an MSA where you can run in this game, and usually it's for all the people who want to do all that.
They're kind of like the people that everyone hates and all they do is fight.
I see. I see.
Yo, Jack, appreciate the birthday wishes.
It's not my fucking birthday!
Happy birthday.
No, no, it's not my birthday.
How old are you now?
Uh, I'm 24, I'm 24, but I turned 24.
Holy moly, you're so old.
Alright.
Brooks, put the violin down.
Any kids out there?
Brooks, put the fucking music down!
I'm feeling like I was just deceptive, I don't know.
Yeah, Brooks, did you meet in my office again Brooks, please?
Brooks, meet in my office.
Brooks, put any... put it down.
Brooks, put it down.
Alright Brooks, listen.
You're shooting monkeys out of cannons, you're blasting music in my ears.
I told you to put down the violin and then you started blaring another musical instrument in my ears.
Brooks, there are certain moments that are meant for music and that aren't.
Do you understand, Brooks? Do you understand?
Yeah, no I'm sorry. Oh, Brooks, I'm sorry.
No, no, no Brooks, don't be sad.
Brooks
Brooks, I see you in the barrel
Brooks don't
Brooks don't walk away
Brooks I'm sorry
Brooks I'm legitimately sorry
Look Brooks we love you bro
Maybe chill with the music fella
Bro I see a player gal on R.O.S
Wait what what
Yeah it sounds like sound
Is it a player gal here?
Wait what is a player gal here?
So in this game there's a
Oh my god, that's him and I went. Oh, oh my oh my god. Oh my god. I did not see that
In this game there are there are Skelly's chips. Oh, we're gonna actually hit the rock. No, it's only the rock. Go to the rock
Go to the rock
So we're hitting it. I don't have a choice
Hey, no, relax burger burger relax
Burger's panicking. I'm panicking
This isn't good. No, no, we're good. We're good
This is not
This is it at the scene I
Banned the guy that said that
Okay, raise the sales so I can turn the ship out all right raising the sales. Yeah, I've been repair all the holes of this
I was not looking at them. I was actually not looking at them up
or my screen sales have been raised sir sir so I need all the raise yeah
let's get all the raising government sir raise all we got this middle one
right here okay for he's a Johnny get there for he's a Johnny get there no
for he's a Johnny get there no Brooks uh personal space kind of stuck in yeah
I actually broke the place of music
Take it away Brooks take it away
That's got that song is again
Whoa
Actually, maybe get out wait who's bird is this?
That's mine
Wait, this is pretty cool. Let's throw him in a cannon
No Burger can't be thrown into the cannon.
No I'm sorry.
You know what?
Stop!
Burger in the cannon!
Burger!
Uh Brooks.
Sacrifice Burger.
They don't have to put your Gally there.
They're on our right there.
They're hot.
They're hot.
They're hot.
They're coming towards us.
Wait, wait, wait, wait!
Where were we?
Oh my god!
Gentlemen on your backs!
On your backs, gentlemen!
Uh turn the sails to the left.
Wait.
How do I shoot the cannon?
We're in the sails to the left of the ship.
Wait, how do I shoot the cannon?
Did you load it up?
No, how do you load it? How do you load it? How do you load it?
Do you have cannons in the end of the war? Did you grab cannons?
Oh yeah, them just right there. We're so screwed.
Oh my god, we're so screwed.
Oh my god, we're gonna rail them.
Oh my god, we just railed them.
We're on the ship!
Brooks, I'm gone!
Brooks, I'm gone!
I'll get another ship coming in!
Brooks, get me out of here!
Get it!
Use your ship to fight the ship coming in!
Okay.
Shot him, Brooks!
Get him!
Get him!
Get him!
Get him!
Get him!
shot him brooks
wait, there's another ship coming towards y'all
better than that
brooks there's another ship approaching us
brooks are you alive?
brooks I'm on fire
I gotta get out of here
I went down from back to the ship and the pockets are really good.
Brooks, I think we squad wiped. Should we get to Songy?
Brooks, stop pouring fire on me! Brooks, we get to Songy!
I think I'm gonna crash again.
Wait.
Brooks, I think we gotta go to Songy, bruv.
We're on the water.
We're fully submerged.
Wait that's fine, that's fine.
Nope.
Crips are good.
He's not fine.
I don't know.
I'm dead.
Crack a murphy.
Oh there's an ancient man on me.
Oh my god we're back to base.
Daddy's soundjagmas dude.
We're back to base daddy song. I missed you that was intense
Because I don't know if there's an ancient megalodon. So wait, what do you mean an ancient what?
Megalodon like a megalodon as in the shark. Yeah, where is it?
It's the DC the little thing in the water. It's like barely moving. It has a little portal on it
It's right in front of you but further out
I don't see anything. I don't say
Wait, I'm gonna see it
Yeah
We wait saunty is that it up there
There's another ship on us
Just one in the distance is one here
Sound you think we should fight the Megadon?
Uh, no because there's a galleon behind us and a galleon behind that galleon, so.
Good god.
Yeah, everyone's out for us.
Oh, like they're chasing after us?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Turn the sails to the front and then um, yeah.
Turn the sails again.
Yeah, turn the front a little bit to the left.
I'm gonna try and get you to the blue water.
Turning it, turning it, turning it.
So they're frying, and then you've got a little bit to the left, right?
He shot himself off.
That's not a real game.
That guy shot himself off.
Yeah, he's behind us.
Where's friend maybe, he says?
Yeah, they said they're friends.
I don't know.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
I don't think we should trust him.
No, we're not supposed to.
Yeah, I trust him.
I bless you.
Thank you, thank you.
You're welcome.
Is it possible for a boat to catch you for now?
Yeah, if they have more wind than you, if you're against wind, and then like...
In this game, the galleon moves the fastest in the wind and then a sloop moves up against the wind so it's the galleon.
So, is our boat pretty fast you think, sauté?
Yeah, we're in the wind. If we put all the sails in the wind, constantly there's nothing else to do.
Nice, guys! Nice!
Okay, good, good, good, this is good.
Wait, should we load our cannons?
Should we load our cannons?
Yeah, yeah.
So, how do I get cannonballs, uh, Daddy?
Oh, open cannonball barrel. I see.
Yeah, there you go. On the bottom.
Now I can load them. Nice, guys.
I just slowed it up fourth camera I actually slowed it every time I'm not gonna lie.
W crewmate!
JP, they're going to cry and get this.
Bro, shut up!
We're still at dagger, dude.
Oh, we got longer to go.
which I unloaded one of them. Hold on, let me find out which one of those.
Now they're all good, they're all good.
I think the ancient mag is on them, so they'll probably sing if they don't do anything about it.
No, they got the- yeah.
Saji, what is that little rainbow tray out on the sky to the left there that I'm pointing at?
That's a- that's a Reaper's nest.
What does that mean? What does that mean?
It's a form of loot that you sell to Reapers, but if you have it, it marks you on the map.
Oh, and not good.
Do you think our gal is slim enough to fit through this?
I feel like it is, and I will find out.
Yeah, we can get through that for sure, right?
Yeah, we'll see, right?
Yeah, it should be tight enough.
It definitely fit through that, right?
I mean it's a huge roll it's at least three inches like it's actually not like
Brooks had their catching up are they?
They probably got boosted by the
Wait, they actually kind of are catching up
Nope, nope, won't you?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, see I knew I knew it was at least three inches
It's too big
Sobsi, whatever you do, don't crash into one of those rocks, because then we're actually dead.
There's the ammo.
Bro, the ammo chest is so easy, you just click it, I like it.
It's so fast.
Are they still trying to chase us?
Yeah, I can jump on there if they're stream slapping they're gonna know but I could get on their ship
Oh, there's a storm water right
Is this water up, let me see what it
I mean it's a you came to the curse I guess
You use bloody to get that there. Oh my god. There's a
What bring behind them over there on the right? Oh?
Yeah, there is there is
That break might be fast. No, there's still chasing us. What does these guys deal bro?
got enough I
I have a first ball Brooks you have so much aura Brooks I love you
Wait wait, let me match the color let me match the color. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, bro
I love this crew bro. I'm gonna say I love y'all for real. I love you, too
Y'all are like the best crew I could have ran into though
There you go. I'm not enough
Okay, now you guys have to flag it up now. This is flagger. Well, I'll match my pet too. Give me a second
there we go nice nice nice we want to check on that shit
we're hopefully that rig like third party stuff yo wait there's a skull in
the sky made out of smoke you guys see that yeah that's a scary for it so the
closet this game tell you what what type of world events are going on oh that's
fucking awesome yeah yeah yeah yeah I think they're trying to catch up to us
But they really haven't made much progress to be honest
It's hard out there. Are we almost into that blue water Saanji or no? I think we should be
Oh, yeah, we're seeing so hard
I'm gonna check the map
Dude, yeah, we're getting close to Port Merrick Saanji. We're actually getting close. I remember we were far
Yeah, you know what and we turned the other way to look he we made some progress
We're coming up on can you hope but then once we get past can it over at Port Merrick
report Mary
Whoa, whoa, whoa guys guys shallow yet. It's shallow
That's right
I was not in the ones right
They're gonna try to shoot themselves off again
I can't
Well, yeah, the blunderbuss in this game doesn't lock back damage as well
It gets like ladder guard
We shot both of them themselves off
Is there bullet drop with snipers are now yeah trash no pirates
this rock I grabbed my owl instead of the wheel we're against wind so we're
moving like like we're moving so slowly that's okay because they're also moving
slowly right
or no
No, they're
There's a bull on our left too. That's not them is it?
Like that boat there's something
No, that's that's that's the guy. Yeah
Bro can these guys fuck off?
Colorblindness turned on? Okay.
Yeah, it makes the game look nicer if you have a higher brightness.
Wait, wait, so you're saying colorblindness? What should I put my filter mode on?
Uh, I think it's green-red.
Alright, I have it on green-red chat. Whoa, that does look way nicer!
Holy crap!
We're in the blue water so now when the sun rises it's going to look really nice.
Dude it already does look nicer in this area.
Nice Songi!
This looks good man, we can progress guys!
Let's see.
This looks really nice dude.
That's cool.
That's still chasing, but I think they're going to catch up the area with the torus
that we're in.
Summoner, do the same.
Bro, they're still fucking chasing us dude.
It's still chasing, but I think they're gonna catch up there with the toys that were in Summoner to do the same.
Bro, they're still fucking chasing us dude.
Bro, I love how realistic the ship animations are.
When there's big waves, I love how the ship actually dives head first. I actually love it.
I know, sometimes you can steer your ship straight, but because of the waves it'll push you left and right.
Like, I'm not even kidding. This game physically turns me on like the graphics of the game. I actually love the graphics.
Oh, is that an island back there, Sanji? Is that the... Wait, we're coming up on Port Meric, aren't we?
Yeah, I'll check that. Port Meric's right up on the books.
I see it, yeah.
Chad, that's Port Meric! The province map!
There it is!
For he's Brooks it's time for music. We're coming up on Port Merrick, Brooks play music.
We cannot stop here because they're behind us so we're just going to have to keep pushing.
We've just sailed off to the other side of the map though.
Oh my god! Blastband!
Look at this. Look at the sunrise behind us.
OW! The sun! Oh my god!
Bro, I just got Blastband. That's where to go to get Blastband.
We could have done a lot of...
If you still want to do a voyage, we can just dive out of the server and then don't leave nobody following us.
Wait, you want to do a voyage?
I'm saying like if you want to, if you want to, if you feel like there's too many tube snipers in the server, we can dive to another one.
Wow, this is fine man.
Wait, so that's Port Merrick? Should we get out there?
If we stop, they're going to, they're going to, they're going to catch us. Unless we want to...
So what do you think we should do, Sanjit-san?
Uhhh...
I would drop in the water and fly for them.
I'm just gonna pick up the ladder guard because they can hear me if they're stream sniping.
Wait, you're saying we can just jump them?
We could jump them.
We could just sit around and start fighting, but there's a brig behind them.
Yeah, they shot themselves off.
That's important, Eric.
Both of them.
They're gonna shoot themselves back on or towards their ship by the cannons outside the
Port Merrick
You guys gonna fight me
I'm down to the least two of them, right? I've only been two shooting themselves off
Wait, they're posting up at Port Merrick. Yeah, they just shot themselves on to it. There's cannons on Port Merrick
Okay, I'm gonna shoot myself off again, like that guy.
Go to Athena's Curse? What is that?
Athena's Curse?
Like to tell him about the ghost curse?
Yeah
Yeah
Go to crackin you want to go to crackin I can spawn because that's a crack in the random spawn
Like there's almost actual crack in the random spawn wait guys, I think we lost them
They're still on our left, they're just in the fog.
I'm waiting for a world event to spawn or something, but I don't know, I don't know if
they'll be there.
It'll be fun.
Alright, alright, here we go.
They turned out, or they turned towards us, I can't tell.
Happy birthday, guys, why are you saying happy birthday?
Rooks, were you playing the happy birthday song?
Rooks!
Oh, I was trying to do it.
I've been able to do it.
You know what? Send Burger flying.
We lost Brooks.
What are you doing to the uh...
No, we GG Brooks. GG the Brooks.
They shot themselves off. They're close.
They're falling the ladder and they're stuck.
Alright, do you want to fight these kids?
Uh, I'm down. Ringbrooks back there. Oh, he's harpooning on.
Hang on.
I think we should kill them and then save their shit.
That's one way to deal with stream slappers.
of
I
I'll touch that house.
On the mid-air.
Nice!
Wait, no, they're messing up our ship!
I knew you had her.
Killed another.
Nice, Sanji.
I like that guy got clipped.
They're destroying our ship. What could they do to our ship?
Yeah, recent, recent mass, recent mass. We're good.
I killed two.
How do you pull up the mass?
You know the way we pull up and down on the...
Why say kill?
They're gonna shoot themselves off again.
Careful.
We're doing it, we're doing it!
Nice Bronx!
Well that's one way to deal with stream snipers by just killing them.
Are they gonna come back though?
Yeah.
They're already coming back, they're in the front of us.
Once we reach this house, we anchor and then we have to die again.
I'm gonna be honest though, we're gonna have to save these guys' ships.
There's water again.
I killed one, she's dead.
Yeah, that's a pretty cute.
Oh, bold thing.
Hang on.
Wait, where'd I go for the cannonball?
Where'd I go for the cannonball?
Go here?
I got it.
I got it.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah.
Hold on.
Hold on.
Hold on.
Hold on.
Hold on.
Hold on.
Hold on.
Hold on.
Hold on.
Hold on.
I have a firebomb in here.
One on our ship, it's the most jelly in the bag.
There he is.
I'll get you at the E.
Yeah, I doubt it.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
No.
Santi, I doubt it.
Yeah, me too, me too. I'll do it.
Santi, is our ship gonna get shot?
Probably, probably. We're anchored at the brick and the galley, next to us.
No, daddy! No, daddy!
It's probably so close here.
No.
Oh no, we're good. They fixed the ship.
They're shooting at each other.
Oh, they've all repaired the ship and everything.
Okay.
I killed one, then I died to the other. I thought he was friendly.
Oh my god. Bad rain. Bad rain. Bad rain again.
I'm gonna go to game channel off.
Do you come in peace?
Sir!
Can you hear me?
I'm friendly!
I'm friendly!
I'm friendly!
Oh!
Oh!
You're friendly!
It's friendly!
Friendly!
Friendly!
Friendly!
Friendly!
Friendly!
Friendly!
Friendly!
We need it. We need it.
We're friendly.
We're friendly. We're friendly.
Wait, so how many of there, how many of there are y'all?
Jinx, we have a galley bro that wants to talk to you with me.
Bro, frozen skin. Like how do you get into the car?
Yeah, bro. We already have a squad.
Yo, bro, why is there so many of you guys bro? Why is there so many of you guys run in-game job?
How are y'all helping us by following us for an hour
Okay, who wants to talk to me here me me my office
What do you bring for a young skipper?
Captain, we want to leave the game.
Whoa, one at a time!
Hey, Zin Muncher, I'll shove that Zin up your ass.
Assubli, continue.
Yes, he puts the existence in his first game, so, uh,
what I want to say is a guy joining the game,
and he's going to talk to you.
Mute the music! Mute the music!
Mute the music.
Mute the music.
Puppies, turn off the music.
Mute the music.
All right, shoot puppies in the face.
All right, what do you, what do you bequeath me?
Yungstiver?
Okay.
The thing is, our crew only has room for one.
So I'm not bringing on nine people.
It's gonna be too loud, too hectic.
his name okay and he's like a pro player he's a pro league player bro bro we
already have a crew bro yeah this guy this guy can join you no no no bro we're
good bro we're good i already have samsian bro we're good
so we can be in alliance no no we don't want to be in alliance
We request the night
Request the night
Now off my boat. No, no, no off my boat, bro. We're not talking to nobody, bro
Wait what?
I'm on 11,000
I'm on 11,000
The server is getting booted, what is happening?
We're getting DDoS
We are probably getting DDoS
Wait, the server is getting DDoS?
Yeah, I know, I think we're all getting DDoS right now
I think we're all getting DDoS right now
Thanks for getting down
Guys, if this is the last time I ever see you
see you it's been an honor
I want all your streams man
I love you bro
love you bro
love you too
love you too
uh, Sanji?
Sanji? the server is crashing
no no we're getting DDoS
we're getting DDoS
Sanji we're getting DDoS?
we're getting DDoS
the server's getting DDoS
one of them is DDoS thing
alright, captain here is DDoS
captain here is DDoS
Captain always goes down with the ship right so come back come back wait are we
good just like ten of these kids and they're kind of annoying
and then our level one kid I literally like I think if I I think he's the only
I don't know wait what do you mean level one came what do you mean level one
kid
and I mean it's just you need so many hours to get what they have so like
if they don't wash their ass, kinda thing.
Not worse, I think they wash their teeth with their ass hairs,
I'm gonna be honest.
Okay, so we have to just chop the server, right?
Why can't we de-doss the guy?
Oh my God.
So wait, Tom, do you think it's one of them
that's de-dossing?
I don't think it's one of them.
I'm just saying a general that somebody de-dossed.
What?
Oh, there's seven of them.
I got smited bro!
You got smited baby!
Bro there's feed off in the server?
Yeah I got smited.
I died. I died.
I didn't even know how I died.
Wait sir, I think the server might be chalked.
Wait, but are you saying like if we go to another server, they're gonna de-dost that server as well?
Maybe I don't know
I don't know if it's one of them or somebody or just the servers are dying in general like I don't know
If it is somebody they might just keep following and doing it
Bro, I was having fun with you in the Brooks Ralph ever since these kids showed up. They're just ruining it
I think if we went to save our seas we'd just have less fun.
Okay, Sanji, Sanji, Sanji.
I'm going to leave this game, okay?
I'm going to leave this game.
I'm up.
What's the plan?
Okay.
Sanji, as soon as I said no to them joining, they started DDoSing, bro.
I will say it's kind of a funny timing, but I don't know.
I'm not saying it's them, but I'm saying, like, as soon as I said, like, as soon as I said, no,
I said, off my ship, 20 seconds later, it started getting DDoS.
Literally.
Like, I'm not saying it's them, but I'm saying as soon as I said, no, it's coincidental that there hasn't been a single DDoS the whole time.
No, I know, I was just saying, I was just saying, if it could be the server, I don't know, I was telling them.
Alright man.
Okay, well, Soji, I'm probably gonna hop off, bro.
Alright, man.
Soji, I'm gonna add you, bro. Why don't you add me, bro? And Brooks, I love you guys, bro.
That was the best, like, two hours of my life.
That's so much fun.
I love you guys, bro. And maybe we'll run it again this week, okay?
I'm done.
Let me know chat W Sanji W Brooks, bro
Um, I don't know what's happening, but apparently the servers are getting DDoS to see if these
So chat I don't want to like go and do a new server and then just have it happen again
And just fucking just be raging all time. That was fun up until those kids showed up
I'm not gonna lie that game
Like I actually had a lot of fun on that fucking game
like I actually do that game with Santi and Brooks was peak as soon as those kids showed up though I'm not gonna lie it just went south
there was like nine of them they were all they were following us for like 20 minutes there was like nine of them then the one kids like join in the
lives join in the lives join in the lives I know the other kids like there's a pro you want to meet a pro I'm like now I don't
I really wanted me to pro a brow and then they just started like D tossing the server
So those kids did ruin the vibe. I'm not gonna lie
But I did have a good ass time on see if these that is a Pete game
Now check as you guys know like two weeks ago. We played plans for zombies
I didn't have as much fun on plans for zombies because I was just the worst one in the lobby
And I was getting like literally PvP target destroyed the whole time
But see if thieves with Brooks and Sanji that was totally random. By the way, completely spontaneous
That was fun. Like I actually had fun on see if these bro
All right chat GG's chat tomorrow. We got a big tournament
Try battlefront next. I don't know what game we're gonna play next but chat. Oh, we also have to play Cuphead
I did not forget about Cuphead. Um, I think the plan for this week chat is tomorrow
We're gonna do the 2v2 tournament on class. We're just gonna be cinema and then Monday
I think what we're gonna do is
We're gonna try to beat the earth everything to widths link and bro
Then maybe Tuesday we can start Cuphead bro. All right, don't owe me to it
But we're gonna be on Cuphead soon child. Love y'all boys, bro. I
Love y'all boys bro. Have a beautiful amazing night try our creators. Uh, maybe maybe I might try our creators
I might try our creators, but I love y'all bro. All right. I'll see you guys tomorrow, man
Love you guys chat. We're like eight days away from streaming every day through a year straight. Love y'all bro. God for