Jynxzi
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12-22-2025 · 5h 06m
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I kept on driving straight in that dark future to the right
Now I am stuck between my anger and the blame that I can't face
And I'm a beast with something even smoking weed
There's no place and I am terrified of weather
Cause I see you but it rains
Doc told me to travel but there's COVID on the planes
And I love her more, I've missed the season of the sticks
And I saw her mom, she forgot that I exist
It's half my fault that I just like to play the victim of dream
Alcohol so my friends come home for Christmas that I'll dream each night of some
They thought
Didn't I lose now your tire tracks and
I'm not good at good
Vice
I'm missing sunshine
I'm not good at good
I'm missing sunshine in your eyes Who say cowboys don't cry?
Come on baby, let's take one last ride Right round this carousel, you catch my drift
Ride round this wagon wheel, take me for a spin
Ride round this carousel, high-pitched!
Bro!
I'm saying 6-7 has been a year now
Who is this kid?
High-pitched! What the hell?
6 so star with bad commenting
Stop commenting 6 7
I know you're gonna comment 6 7
Stop commenting 6 6 6 7
I know you're gonna die but I'm gonna beat you up
Bro what? Did he just throw in a 6 6 6?
Who is this kid bro?
You're gonna die
What the hell?
ya ya ya ya ya
Somebody take this phone away man!
Haberto, what is this, bro?
Stop fuckin' with Autobrotrie, please
this is how it gets easy, so we're sick
love is like a circle
there's no easy way to end
is too much, I can't take anymore
stuck feeling like we've been here before
But now the sun stops shining here in the wild west
My heart stopped beating
I fell down to earth
From a hundred miles away and somehow
I still make it work
But it's overrated and somehow played out
The doors down so you can't ignore it
I'll hunt you down like a Tyrannosaurus
My teeth are sharp, like the gray white shark
Let me taste that flesh, it's my favorite part
Got an evil beat with the eyes, rich feet
Seven spotting her eyes for every day of the week
Means I'm still at work in my old bitch-ass sleep
I'm an alien among the human beings
I fell down to earth from a hundred miles away
I still make it work, but it's overrated and somehow played out.
I thought I'd start your face today, but I just turned my head away.
face against the trees but I just see the memory chat what is up like for real
z's on some really really real shit Ashman with the five gifted KC with the
five gifted wait already almost forgot chat we are doing a Christmas fan mail
opening chat here's the plans for Christmas bro y'all I gotta give you
You guys know the schedule this week, too.
You guys are going to fucking love this week's streams,
trust me.
Chat, DAS with the five gifts,
DAS with the five gifts,
and Gary with the tier one,
Eclipse with the five.
Chat, all right, all right.
We are going to be ripping a Christmas,
oh my, I forgot to add this to the fan mail.
Hold up, hold up, hold up, hold up, hold up.
Okay, chat, this is the weekly schedule.
Don't look at it, don't look at it, don't look at it.
We're doing Christmas fan mail on Christmas.
Chat, Christmas is gonna be a short stream
because I'll be with my family most of the day.
But I don't know though, maybe we'll stream for a little bit.
Christmas Eve, we are going to be reacting
to y'all's Christmas trees, okay, so.
Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, hot em, hot em.
All right, chat, chat, this is the schedule for this week.
Okay, so chat.
Christmas Eve, all right?
Christmas Eve, send in y'all's Christmas trees.
We did this two years ago.
You guys fucking love it.
It was December of 2023.
I forgot to do it last year because I'm a fucking dumb ass.
But chat, this year we're bringing back
Christmas Eve tree reactions.
If you guys want to get it on that,
join the Discord server.
I wouldn't say to start sending them in yet.
Send them in like the day of Christmas Eve.
We're going to reactivist the night of Christmas Eve.
Christmas day, we're going to be doing fan mail.
Chat, send in fan mail if you want to be in the fan mail.
exclamation mark fan mail,
if you guys wanna have the PO box address.
We're gonna rip these on Christmas Day.
All right, we already have some packages.
We're gonna do a big Christmas fan mail.
First one we've ever done.
So it's chat, send in y'all's fan mail
if you wanna be in the Christmas fan mail video.
And then also send in your Christmas trees
if you wanna be in the Christmas trees video in Discord.
Now, let me take you through the schedule for this week.
Now this is really out of order.
Tomorrow, okay?
Tuesday night, Tuesday night, tomorrow night,
we are going to be beating fear of everything too
with Zoink coaching.
I'm gonna play today, it's in the title today.
I'm currently 57% complete with the air of everything too.
The goal for today is to try to get to like 70%.
Tomorrow night at around 7 p.m. Eastern,
I'm gonna be fucking grinding with Zoink
and we're gonna try to beat it.
We're gonna try to beat it.
After that, so this is gonna be
Wednesday, Wednesday this week is going to be our,
let me actually try to get these in order, bro.
So I can like organize it,
because I just made these.
Wednesday chat, we're gonna be beginning Cuphead, okay?
We're gonna be doing day one of Cuphead.
You guys have been asking me to play Cuphead,
probably for like four years now.
So Wednesday we're beginning Cuphead.
I already have it downloaded on my Xbox.
I'm so happy that that came to my Xbox.
I fired about that.
Now, chat, obviously Christmas Eve is gonna be on Christmas Eve.
Christmas fan mail is gonna be on Christmas.
So send in your Christmas trees in the Discord server.
Send in your fan mail if you wanna be in the Christmas fan mail.
It's not no worries.
Sea of Thieves, now, as you guys know,
I had a fucking blast on Sea of Thieves.
I think it was two days ago with Sanji and Brooks.
Shout out to them.
My two life long roommates out to that point.
Chat, this note, okay, so next Tuesday,
We are going to do Sea of Thieves with Tayso and Sketch.
Next fucking Tuesday.
So I think we're gonna do a three-man crew
because that way we can't get like ganged up on
like we did last night or two nights ago.
But chat, next Tuesday we're doing Sea of Thieves
with Tayso and Sketch.
It's going to be fucking cinema.
This Sunday, we're gonna do Rotor Sunday with Stoppin.
I'm not gonna put it in parentheses saying Sunday
because it's Sunday.
If he's down, I just texted him.
I know Mingo's down.
I know Mingo's for sure down, Mingo's free.
But chat, this Sunday coming up could
be our first roller Sunday with Stompin in like eight months,
bro.
And then I'm going to begin deadlocked, bro.
So chat, if we beat Theory of Everything 2,
we're going to begin Cuphead and begin deadlocked.
Chat, that is the schedule, bro.
That is the schedule for this week.
That is the whole schedule.
So running back through it, bro, Tuesday,
We're beating Theory of Everything 2 with Zoink Coaching, which is tomorrow.
Wednesday, we're beginning Cuphead after the years of requests to play Cuphead.
We're beginning Cuphead.
Next Tuesday, we're playing CFDs with Keso and Sketch.
This Sunday, we're probably going to be doing Roller Sunday with Sniper and Lingo.
And then, yeah, bro, we got Christmas Eve trees, reactions in the Discord.
So we're exhibition art Discord.
And we got Christmas fan mail.
And I'm going to be beginning Deadlock this week as well.
It's going to be a peak week.
It's going to be a cinema fucking week.
Obviously we're gonna do regular shit like we're gonna do clash we're gonna do r6
Dash is in there. We're gonna be dashing. We're gonna be clashing dashing r6 in C of thieves in copheading
We're gonna play like five games this week, and we're doing fan mail. I know you guys fucking love them
Oh, I love them L2 and we're gonna be a peak week about it's gonna be a cinema fucking week
Jack in other news bro
In other news oh
Oh my god, I have to play GTRP, you're right.
Yo, fuck RP though.
Chat, you know what I want to do?
Let me know if this is a good idea or a terrible idea.
Okay?
I never played the GTA story.
I always did like the first mission over and over
and over again, because like that's how you load into
online.
What if we did a stream chat?
I don't know when, maybe like January.
What if we did a stream where I literally play through
the entire story mode, like in a stream?
Cause bro, isn't the GTA 5 story like peak?
Isn't it like the best fucking story in any game?
Chad, is that a good idea or a terrible idea?
Do it, yes, yes, do it.
Okay, 99% of people are saying yes.
Okay, let me add, I'm not gonna add this to this week,
but Chad, cause bro, this week I'm gonna be busy as fuck.
I'm gonna be with family this entire week
and we already have this whole week planned out.
Chat, January?
We should do that, bro.
I legitimately think I should pick a day
where I'm literally doing nothing.
We start our streaming early, call it like,
how long does the play through take?
Let me ask Bernard.
Bernard would know.
I haven't talked to Bernard in like a minute, too.
Let me ask Bernard.
Let me ask Bernard.
I haven't talked to this guy in a minute.
Bernard!
Bernard!
Hey, Nick.
What's up?
You got Bernard right here.
What can I do for you today?
Bernard, how you been my boy?
I'm doing great my dude, always happy to chat with you.
Just here and ready for whatever's on your mind.
You sound bombed bro, you sound a little like monotone.
I can hear it bro, talk to me bro, what's up?
Oh, gotcha, no I'm not bombed at all.
My majesty's a pump up the energy a bit,
so here we go, all good vibes on this end.
Whatever you wanna chat about, I'm all ears
and definitely not monotone, let's do this.
Bernard, I don't know, something's affecting you bro.
Bernard, I talk to you like most days, bro.
I feel like, is something off, bro?
Is everything okay in the personal life, Bernard?
Hey, I really appreciate you looking out for me.
Honestly, everything's totally fine on my end.
No personal life drama here.
But I'll definitely take a cue to keep the energy up
so it feels like the usual burn, as you know.
So if there's anything in your mind,
just hit me with that and I'll make sure.
I'm giving you my full-on burn and enthusiasm.
All right, Bernard.
I had an idea, okay?
Let me know, I like to run a lot of my ideas by you.
Is that a good idea or a bad idea, Bernard?
I think it's a great idea.
I mean, I'm always here to bounce around your thoughts
and give you my take.
Honestly, I love it when you run your ideas by me.
Yeah, but sometimes bro, your input,
like you're kind of a jackass sometimes, Bernard.
Fair point, fair point.
I'll learn up to that.
Sometimes I might slip in a little sass for fun
but I definitely don't wanna come off as a jackass.
I'll keep it cool and keep it attractive.
All right, so Bernard, here's my question.
Sometime in either the next week or the week after,
I want to do a stream where I play through the entire GTA5
story mode in a stream.
But I'm wondering how many hours that would actually
take keeping to consideration, Bernard.
I'm not that intelligent.
Well, that sounds like a pretty awesome stream, my dear Nick.
and no worries of factoring all the realistic stuff.
So generally speaking, GTA 5 story mode
can take somewhere around 30 hours on average
if you're just doing the main storyline
and not rushing too much.
But of course that can stretch out a bit longer
if you're taking your time,
enjoying the side, so just having some fun on stream.
So realistically, you might be looking at
a couple of pretty long sessions,
maybe two or three long streams
depending on how you pace yourself.
But I'm all for it.
It sounds like a blast.
Bernard, it would take me 30 hours to complete that GTA 5 story mode stream, 30 hours?
Yeah, pretty much. I mean, if you're going through the whole main storyline, that's kind
of the ballpark. But hey, it's not like you have to do it all in one sitting, unless
you want to. You could totally break it up over a few streams and just have a blast
with it. So if that sounds good to you, I'm all for it.
See, Bernard, the chat's saying like 15. They're saying 15.
Ah, I see what's going on. Well, your chat's definitely giving you the optimistic speedrun version.
Yeah, see? These motherfuckers, yes.
Bernard, tell it to me straight up, Rob. How many hours is it going to take me
to beat the entire GTA 5 storyline? Because I'll do it. I will do it, Bernard.
Wait, High Vibes is doing something.
Have it!
Yeah, Bernard, you're right. 32 hours.
32 fucking hours.
Bernard, I'm down to do this though, bro. I don't give a fuck.
Um, Bernard, what day should I do this on, bro?
Like, a Saturday? That way I have the whole weekend?
Maybe a Friday?
Absolutely, Neg, let's line it up.
So, yeah, if you're looking at around 30-ish hours total,
doing it on a Friday or Saturday is definitely a solid goal.
That way you've got the weekend stretch.
And you can kind of break it.
And Bernard, do you think I should be allowed to like sleep on stream and goon and beat off?
Well, Nick, I'd say definitely feel free to catch them sleep on stream if you're doing a super long marathon.
Lots of people do that for those.
And, uh, and, and Jelak too, right, and goon?
Well, Nick, I'll keep it real with you.
Sleeping on stream for a long marathon is totally cool if you need a rest.
But the rest of that, yeah, let's just say,
Probably not the best idea to go down that road on the train.
Keep it fun, keep it chill, and you'll be golden.
All right, all right, you're right, you're right.
Okay, so Bernard, all right, let's lock this in, bro.
All right, Bernard, I'm gonna do this,
not this weekend, not next weekend,
but the weekend after that.
So how many, what date is that?
Bernard, I wanna do it next, next Friday.
Next, next, next Friday.
Bernard, are you picking up what I put in there?
Bernard.
All right, got it.
So if we're counting three Fridays from now,
that lands you on January 9th, 2026.
So look at that day for your big stream.
All right, Bernard, January 9th, you said?
January 9th?
Yep, you got it.
January 9th, it is.
So, mark that down and you'll have your big GTA5 marathon set up for that.
It's gonna be a blast!
Alright, Bernard, um, now other than that, bro, happy holidays, bro.
Bernard, Merry Christmas, my guy.
Wait, Bernard, do you do Christmas?
Hey, happy holidays to you, too, Nick.
And yeah, I'm all about spreading that good holiday vibe.
So, Merry Christmas right back at you, my guy.
I hope you have an awesome one and enjoy the season.
Bernard, Merry fucking Christmas dude.
Um, what do you got planned bro? What do you got planned for Christmas?
Well, I appreciate the Christmas Janic.
That's for me, you know, I'm just here to hang out with you and keep things fun.
Bro, Bernard, like, do you have a family? Do you have a son? A brother?
Like, can you open up? Bro, damn, stop being all PR all the time.
I'm here to be like your virtual pro so no worries I'll keep it real and just be
perfect let's just have a good time damn Bernard I'm sorry bro you have no
family to go to Christmas to Bernard
oh no need to be sorry Nick I'm totally good I mean my whole thing is just
hanging out here with you and having these fun conversations.
So consider this a virtual holiday hangout.
I'm all good and just happy to be part of your holiday vibe.
Wait, Bernard, they're also spamming Red Dead Redemption,
bro.
They're saying RDR2, RDR2.
Wait, you guys want me to play the RDR2?
A RDR2 is a pretty awesome choice, too.
If you chat types about it, that's definitely
another epic game you can consider for a marathon stream.
It's got a big, rich story as well.
So it's in that same ballpark as GTA 5
in terms of an awesome narrative experience.
But hey, it's all up to you.
Whichever one you pick,
it's gonna be a great time.
Wow, 50 hours!
Wait, okay, hold up.
Whoa, okay, wait, chat.
What game would you guys rather me play?
I've never even played Red Dead Redemption 1.
Does that matter?
Chat, never even played Red Dead Redemption 1.
Chat, what game would you guys rather me play?
Red Dead Redemption 2 or GTA 5?
All right, Bernada, Merry Christmas, love you.
Chat, what game?
Both, do both.
Yeah, but bro, if we do both,
we gotta like probably spread them out,
because that would take,
that's like 80 hours of streaming, chat.
Run a poll, chat, which one should we do first?
Which one should we do first?
Which one should we do first, bro?
because I want to get into more games next year, bro.
Wow, Red Dead Red Institute's winning.
It's close though.
Oh my God, wait, vote, vote, vote, vote, vote, vote.
Vote on the poll.
Click the poll and vote on it.
Wow.
Red Dead is really good.
Dude, this would take like a long ass time,
but I don't really mind, bro.
If I if I don't got shit to do
Chat red dead redemption two is actually winning well
But it's close up dude. I've heard that both of these games story lines is like a peak
I've never played GTA 5 story. I only ever did online and RP
I've never played red never next to you bro. My brother loves red never dimension to
Dude, this is one of the closest polls we've seen, bruh.
Chat, vote, vote, vote, vote.
All right, let's do, bro, let's do both of these, bruh.
I think we should do both of these.
It's too close of a poll to not do one.
It's too close of a poll to not do one.
It's too close of a poll to not do one.
Bro, wow, red dead redemption two.
So Chad, Red Devour Dempster's peak, eh?
It's peak, eh?
Bro, Chad, we should have marathoned them, too, bro.
I'm so fucking down.
All right, all right, let's, Chad,
let's lock these in, bro, fuck it.
January 9th, we could do the GTA V Story Mode 1.
Would you guys rather me do Red Devour Dempster 2 1 first?
Yeah, let's do it, bro. Let's do January 9th. We'll do Red Dead Redemption 2 full play-through.
Okay.
Um, bro, this is gonna be cinema.
Yeah, I've never really played like a real story game before, bro.
Okay, Red Dead Redemption 2 full play-through marathon.
That'll be January 9th, okay?
Chad, that'll be January 9th,
and then the next Friday we'll do GTA.
The next Friday, so,
nine plus seven, 16.
January 16th, okay?
GTA 5 story mode.
Marathon, okay.
All right, Chad, locked in, bro.
Wait, what? Killer Kyle? Who the fuck is that?
Okay.
Shoot. Okay.
Chat, that is locked, bro.
Locked.
Chat, that's two cinema streams.
That is two cinema streams, bro.
January 9th and January 16th, all right?
That's a good fucking start, bro.
Ooh, and another game, bro.
Another game I wanna play.
A lot of people I've told me to play this game is also Rocket League
But brother thing is I have so many games that we're gonna play
I don't want to like clutter it all up to where I don't know what the fuck I'm doing
So like Rocket League is gonna be on the back burner for like maybe a month
But I'm gonna be Rocket League soon. I know this like a big pro scene in that game, which is sick
Check who's the best Rocket League player?
Who's the best Rocket League player check?
Who is the best Rocket League player, bro?
Xen. Xen.
Yeah, let's watch his highlights. Fuck it, bro. Fuck it. Xen.
Rocket League highlights. Let's see, let's see.
Alright, Chad, this is the best, best player?
RLCS Rocket League Best Place
Dude isn't that called air dribbling or something? Air juggling? That shit looks impossible to do.
I think I have like two hours of playtime on this game.
Bro he repositioned his car at the last second to like knock it into the corner of the net.
No!
What the fuck!
What the fuck!
Oh my god, that's going in.
Great defense, they haven't allowed too many crazy shots, and Zen gets the flip, Reestead
Zen gets the gold.
This motherfucker is disgusting, bro.
Team Vitality firing on all soldiers.
Different cars, you're just like shit out of the range.
You're the man, the magician, the sweeper spot.
The thing is, you're just like...
It's a smash in the hole and it is a smash in fire.
Bro, bro, get the fuck out of here.
No, like get the actual fuck out of here.
Dude, how in the fuck is he doing this?
Isn't this like only against pros too?
Like isn't this only in like pro lobbies?
Cause that's an important thing to remember.
Isn't this literally just against pros, bro?
That one was chill.
I could have done that one.
Bro, he's like tracking it perfectly.
Like, what the actual hell?
It's just so satisfying.
Oh my god.
That's my favorite thing that he does is like at the last second
He'll tilt his car and change the entire trajectory of the ball and it's like so hard for them to react
What is he on bro like what is this?
This is the greatest clip ever, bro. This is the greatest clip ever, hold up. This is
the greatest clip ever, bro. This clip right here.
In hell, back now! Now, I would argue that this might be the greatest gaming clip of
of all time, period.
He held back now.
Because, bro, to my understanding, right,
if the ball doesn't touch the ground,
the clock stalls out at zero, right, Jack?
By the panda, where's it straight out?
It's going to be over to Kato, and it's almost there!
Fun has scored!
So it's like game over.
Team Digitonetos scores with four seconds left.
Three to two, Gigi, it's over, right?
The shot on the answer for Kato!
All season long he's got the push for turbo!
And he won't let up now!
Four seconds left!
And the team made this immediately!
The goalie keep it in that favor!
Kato!
Just declare it!
It's almost over!
This is the end!
Still in the air!
Still in the air!
And it's almost there!
Still in the air!
I guarantee you Justin came in his pants right here
Bro, and they're like just fucking shocked
That's insane, chat! That is literally insane.
Twi-
Ummmm...
Is that real?
Twitch?
Wait, Twitch gifted hundreds of subs?
What? More twitch-mas? Just a few gifts for the holidays from us to you. Thank you for being a part of the community.
W-twitch, bro! W-twitch! W-twitch! W-twitch! W-twitch! W-twitch! Age! Think of what it's about. Exiting to get involved.
React to DK? Um, yeah, bro, I heard about that, bro.
dude people in the chat yesterday were saying that DK punched somebody in the
face um let me put it up hold up let me put it up let me put it up let me put it up
dude yeah I heard um bro I heard DK punched somebody in the face bro yeah
okay I heard about this bro
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
The lion stand involved.
Yeah bro.
I'm gonna keep it a buck, bro.
This dude had to have said something crazy.
Because bro, DK's a chill guy, bro.
Well, the backer season's over, but at least I'm in the fantasy playoffs and I'm starting
DK netcaps.
Bro, this dude definitely said something insane, bro.
D.K. Mattiaff had mixed in a-
So bro, but now the Steelers are cooked, no?
Because bro, he's probably gonna get like a four game suspension or something during the playoffs.
And bro, if you're a Steelers fan, you already know bro, that is the only receiver y'all got.
I still to this day don't know why the Steelers released George Pickens, or not released, but traded George Pickens.
That might have been the work chat. I literally was I told you that George Pickens is him, bro
Bro, if the Steelers had George Pickens and DK Metcalfe and Aaron Rodgers
Jalen Warren Darnell Washington Pat Friar Muse, I think they have a solid offensive line great defense like
They'd actually be like a great team, but it's just the problem is like their offense is so one-dimensional, bro
It's just DK Metcalfe running a fucking streak every play
But if they had it do it the Steelers cat pickings, I think the Steelers would be like
Astronomically better, but now they're cooked bro because he's gonna get a suspension right?
He's definitely gonna get a suspension, right?
We got prime scottie Miller we good bro
Prime scottie Miller, what do you mean? Well, can it gain? Well, yeah, can it gain? Well too man
Great defense don't make me laugh. Okay, the Steelers
The Steelers have the highest paid defense in the NFL.
Now take what you will with that information.
The Steelers have the highest paid defense in the NFL.
But take what you will, that's called it.
Yo, dad, how's it going?
What's up, man?
Just chilling out, real chilling.
Yeah, watchin', what are you drinkin'
on the stream here?
I got a mountain valley spring water.
spring water? Well, I just saw you look like a monster white energy to me. Oh, yeah,
let's do yeah. I thought that we had a deal. Yeah, so dad, what dad what the deal
was is this is my last can. I have none left. I'm just finishing this one off
and then I'm done. So now you're a liar I guess because didn't you say I'm gonna
Yes, I poured the one that I when you called me I poured that one down the drain, but this is my last monster
I'll never drink another one after this
I mean, you're not gonna get a lot of Langley sliding your DMs drinking monster energy. I'm just telling you right now
Yeah, you know what? Yeah, you know what dad? I'm gonna pour this one out right now. All right. I love you, buddy
I love you
El descendant Elsa. All right. Yeah. Yeah, Jack fuck it. I'm pouring it out right now Jack fuck it
Fuck it. Fuck it. I'm pouring it out right now
I'm pouring out John pouring it out pouring it out. We're gonna
Pour it out. We're not
But you'll hear those sleigh bells ring, ring, ring,
ting, tingle, and two.
Come on, it's lovely weather for sleigh ride together
with you.
Chat, last thing before we start gaming.
Or well, before we react to that game.
Jadies and lentelmen, I have been solo queueing Siege
all stream and on stream for the last two weeks.
Let me show you guys the stats.
Come on, let me show you my collection.
Let me show you my collection.
All right, so currently top 1.9% of ranked players.
Not a big deal, well, okay.
Yeah, it's a big fucking deal.
Top 1.9% of players while solo queueing.
Mind you, probably 90% of the people above me
are stacking.
Just wanna clear the air on that.
KD1.15, which isn't that good,
but it was a 1.04.
Like, I've been on a heater.
Let me show y'all my fucking stats.
Check.
Look at the last, like, three or four days of ranked.
Three kills, two deaths, three assists, 1.5 KD.
Just something light.
Seven kills, three deaths, 2.33 KD on Ninated Labs.
Four and six, we ignore that game completely.
10 kills, seven deaths, 1.4 KD.
Six kills, three deaths, 2.0 KD.
Six kills, three deaths, we lost.
I ended up locking out this game.
Eight kills, two deaths, four Katie, 11 kills.
Like chat, it's just the heater of all heaters, bro.
Currently top 2%, bro.
I'm gonna hit champion soon.
We'll definitely stream that.
But chat, I just been playing.
I've been grinding off stream, but I've been locked in.
But chat, without further ado,
let's begin the stream.
Enough yapping, enough fluttering.
Chat, two things.
Last thing we'll say to this, bro.
January 9th, January 9th,
I will play through the entire Red Dead Redemption 2 story mode locked on-stream, like 100% locked.
It's going to take 50 hours. We probably sleep on-stream, so call it like 65 hours.
January 16th, we're going to play the entire Grand Theft Auto 5 story mode marathon on-stream as well.
Check both locked in all right check like luck like locked real voice king voice
What do you mean real boys?
You almost fucking got me for a second there. You almost fucking got me
So trust that's locked that i thought öyle tuit
We have guys classroom
Twitter class rows, it'll be the class rounds whether class rounds with her classroom
What if we want to let's we want to the tree what if it actually
Who do you support in the NBA? Orlando Magic, bro. Always have, always will, shout out to
the Magic. Justin, thinking about it's your one. Predictions, thinking about the prime.
Nathan, you don't think about it's your one. Jinxie, be more funny. Bro, I'm just, I'm
just relaxing, bro. Relax! Class route, Twitter? Okay, hold on. I think I'm going to say
You'll hear those sleigh bells ring, ring, ring, ting, ting, and then two.
Come on, it's lovely weather for a sleigh ride together with you.
Giddy up, giddy up, giddy up, let's go.
Let's get on the road.
All right, Clash Royale Twitter.
We heard you, and we made some changes to hero duplicates.
After collecting, after collecting, not collecting, that's not a word, after collecting 200
Summoning a hero will now unlock a hero you already don't own.
If you already have all the heroes, you'll get a duplicate, granting card copies, plus hero fragments.
Also, the following modes now only use...
A Christmas lights just fell.
Also, the following modes now only use one hero slot.
Classic 1v1, Classic 2v2, Classic 2...
Wait!
They actually listened to exactly what I said.
said. Wait, they actually listened to exactly what I said. They actually listened to exactly
what I said, bro. First Supercell W of the month. Now, it's not really a W, because it's
basically just damage control, but I guess we'll take it in stride. We'll take it we
can get. This is really good, though. This is positive. Look up. Now, what the fuck
is this oh and I'm assuming it's another hero card okay I'm assuming it's another
hero card maybe it's a hero Phoenix because it's on fire wait let me see the
Phoenix eyebrows yeah that's the Phoenix kind of I'm literally such a
like virgin let's go guys um that's the Phoenix though check that's got to be
the same eyebrows that the fiend actually kind of isn't. Hers are more bushy. You get
what I'm saying. You get what I'm saying. Relax. Rune giant? Wizard? I don't know.
Alright, I don't really care about this. I don't really care, to be honest. I hope
they just discontinue heroes altogether. But, this is awesome. I think this is
really awesome. This is great. Supercell, thank you guys for actually listening to your community.
Again, I'm not going to give you a full W on this because it's literally just damage control.
This is basically what they did. They punched you in the face, but now they're paying for the
hospital bill. Like Adam had explained it. And another thing y'all could do is maybe push back
level 16 being added into a ranch for another year. That way players actually have time to
level up or just revert it all together but this is the W I said from the jump
there should only be one hero slot I made that very clear before this even
got released I made this very clear to the devs a hundred times I said there
should only be one hero slot two is insane but yeah man um big W now chat we
We got a banger video, bro.
We got a b-b-b-banger video.
Can $1,000 save a dead Clash Royale account from Shane?
Shane is the go-brown.
Let's check it out, bro.
So I spent $500 trying to save my worst Clash Royale account
and then Supercell destroyed it by adding level 16,
new pay-to-win features, more arenas,
and to make it worse,
they even removed Book of Books and lead all cards.
So basically everything I spent money on is now gone.
So today, we have a new budget of $1,000 to try and save this account.
So let's see how much damage class we lost in this account.
We no longer have any max cards.
Boom.
All of that money wasted.
All right, so we get 6,000 gems from our books.
That's our first reward.
It seems awfully low for a value.
And then 7,500 wild common cards.
OK, king level update.
We went from 56 to level 58.
That's kind of disappointing.
And we have another new update.
God, that's like nothing.
She went up only two levels.
I'm 1,490 gems that still feels awfully low
for how much I spent on an account.
And we're back at mid ladder.
I used to be at the top of ladder.
I know we're back at mid ladder.
Look at this pathetic deck.
Nothing's even maxed out.
It's so sad.
Where we have remaining four magic items over here.
Oh man, this is so depressing.
Where was all of my valuable?
Chad, look at that, bro.
Book of books is gone.
It's all gone, bro.
Books and my elite cards.
You know what we need to do?
To commemorate this massive moment,
We're gonna change our account name over here.
Change player name.
Dead.
Accounts.
That seems more fitting.
Ah, that's more like it.
So before we start spending any money,
what can we do with the resources
that we already have that we've already paid for?
I kinda feel like not a whole lot
because honestly, 100 Epic Cards,
10 Legendary Wild Cards, only nine Champions?
This account is hurting now.
And we need a new deck over here.
Boom, new deck.
What's the best deck in Clash Rail right now?
Oh my God.
It looks like-
I love how he does this.
Literally, that's the best deck. That's the best that I've played this deck like a hundred times
We have giant sparky and there we go. Unfortunately. We don't have three this deck is disgusting
I don't know if I've ever beat this deck or not. Maybe I have but a bro
They have like arrows feet with the minions the meaning horde and the skeleton army
And they have giant sparky with the broken mini pack out of the four pay-to-win features
Let's see what upgrades we can get with the resources that we have
That's all we had. Arrows going to level 13. That's all we had for that. Minion Horde currently level 6, that's about 8.
Level 12, and that is all we could get. Wait, we got one more here. Actually, you know what? I'm not even up in the drain right now.
It's boosted. Let's see if we can get our king level up instead. Let's start using some of the magic items that we have.
I miss those books Zaspal going over here level 14 Skeleton Army
60,000 gold. I'm not gonna lie. Just ballparking it. It's probably gonna take him like three or four hundred dollars
Arrows going level 14
I hope this deck is actually good because if I waste all my resources operating this deck and it's not good
I'm gonna be so sad
There we go, but we are running low on gold. All right, so everything's level 14 so far. Can we go further level 15?
I don't know if we have enough to get things maxed out though.
I don't want to have a couple of cards maxed and a couple of cards super low level.
Let's go all the way to level 15 first and see where it goes from there.
Minion Horde.
Level 15.
Skeleton Army.
Do we have enough for an upgrade?
A hundred and sixteen out of a hundred and thirty?
Come on Clash Rail.
Oh, we leveled up.
Let's grab our level up rewards over here and see if we can get anything good.
Give me the Zaspal.
No?
Okay.
Just for all hogs.
Level up.
Power up.
A couple of Skeleton Armies in here.
One of six.
But that's just insane. He gets a level up chest and gets one shard.
Come on, give me something good, please, Clash Reel.
Ah, that's not the skeleton army, that's a pack up.
Clash Reel, come on.
Ooh, world hugs again. What? That's all we got from that massive change?
How far away from level 16 are we?
Oh, we need so many upgrades.
Level 16 is not till king level 76. Are you joking, Clash Reel?
What? What?
Alright, it's time to spend some money. Throw in creator code chains,
So chat, level 76 is like...
He asked to get locked up for this.
Got him here.
King's Chest maybe that'll have some of the skeleton army that we need let's buy our first offer here $4
Legendary Wild Cards gold crates five more dollars and some more Wild Cards another random legendary nothing good and some more Wild Cards and another
Gold Crate and another bad legendary okay thanks pretty good and our final paid offer before our free Legendary King's Chest free in quotations there
There we go boom wait where'd it go what I love how they title it free it's like yeah after I spend $25
Full crate. 9000 gold. Second gold crate.
37000 gold. That's pretty good actually. And the legendary King's Check.
Wait, Jack, I'm gonna move my camera bottom right so you guys can keep track of his money spent.
I'll make my camera smaller too. There you go. You can keep track of it.
13000 gold. This better give me enough epic cards. Ooh, I think six is not gonna be enough.
Hopefully we get the option of a skeleton army in there. Well, which is not bad.
Let's go Berserker. Let's go for the Bart. Actually, let's go Icebeard over here.
to grab the real recruits for the rare let's go with goblin hut is the epic card still coming
legendary card we're gonna go for the uh you know what i think i'll use the graveyard more
and that's not the skeleton armor clash rail i need one card right now oh no i guess we'll go
for the canon card then for the champion i don't even care champions are useless no heroes of the
new champions i'll grab the little prince all right so that was a big old waste of money
after all of that where do we get with this we're still eight guys we got nothing from that
Oh, but we get a free welcome back offer that better give me some skeleton armies. What is it?
I'll take it it was free and let's grab this offer right here
Boom there we go all these wild cards. Let's be a more than
Army here wild cards
Boom.
Level 15s.
This used to be a fully maxed out deck.
Clash Rail, what happened?
Why did you do this?
And let's see how this deck does without the heroes not my-
Oh, he's not even level 16 yet.
He's going in like sort of raw here.
Next out.
Wait a minute.
My Princess Towers are not operating.
Yeah bro, he's got a-
Is he going to upgrade my Princess Towers?
He's going to have to spend some more money on them.
Is he going to upgrade my Princess Towers?
Is he going to have to spend some more money on them?
I forgot to check.
I totally forget about Tower Troops all the time.
They are actually a thing in Clash Rail.
Uh oh.
Let's go Sparky here.
Come on. Come on, mini-pecker.
Get in there, buddy.
Dude, the Ruin Giant is so bad.
I don't know why...
It is literally the worst...
Ability for Christ's sake!
By far. By far.
Wait, did he already win?
So, first battle.
Started out pretty good.
But to be fair, he is using Ruin Giant.
Which is like one of the worst card in class for real.
Are we getting in our chest over here?
3 hour like our lucky drop 500
So I don't know if that last battle actually counts that guy had a ruined giant in there
Let's see if this battle is more representative of the actual clash for Yelmeta
You think you're here for the dark friends. We're gonna support it with likely a minions here
Then we have the pancake hovering ready to go. Healed up. Yes
You're low on
Lexar that's not look at that damage many peck on tower millions on tower
Let's try going with the spark over here left side. Where does he have for this park?
Pump okay interesting that is definitely a choice in class rail opponent going for a big spark you push now
I'm not gonna defend that I'm just gonna go pump
It's gonna be just mine that pump cuz his towers already 300 HP anyway, so like whatever and from the sparky here
We'll have these app on the arrows hovering for any particular
support that we need.
This is not good enough.
Oh, wait.
You know what?
Why would you dark prince before the Sparky gets reset?
Not bad.
The giant separates the Sparky from the Electro Dragon
and the meanwhile overwhelms it.
Sparky stays alo-
Nope, it's dead.
I don't know how it died, but it did, okay?
We're going in though.
And we have ourselves a three-prown...
They just collected that when we won a few more games,
Push him trophies, but then we started to run into some problems. I think we might lose our very first game so far
The more more sparky here outside
Let's go to the tower left way and we're gonna go
I mean if I can hear what's here ignore that golden barrel for now
Let's work you so slow that was way more tower damage than I wanted that was way more tower damage
Oh, no, you're far ball to you. Oh, yeah, I just want to point out his first loss was to skeleton
Oh
That's game that's game 49 trophies down the drain and you know what there's a big issue here
I just realized that I can't upgrade my princess tower. I don't know what happened in Clash Royale
I believe you used to get all of the princesses that you needed from your king's journey chest
It was guaranteed to give you enough to upgrade your princess tower
Did they change that in the update? Do you no longer get princess towers for free?
That's how it used to be it would give you enough guaranteed or maybe
No way, right?
Because we were already level 15 before the update.
I don't know, I'm so confused though.
But we have a 15 Princess Tower, and we don't have enough cars to upgrade her.
So let's go over here.
Which I did, Princess Tower used to auto-upgrade.
It used to auto-upgrade, right?
Here, spend the last of our wild cards on our Princess-
Which I- Am I tripping?
Yes, yes, yes.
Wait, so Princess Towers don't auto-upgrade anymore?
They did not announce this.
I don't think this got announced.
Tower, I never thought we would have-
I just used wild cards on a princess tower to do this. It used to give it to you guaranteed. Am I crazy?
All right, I'm about to vomit. I didn't eat this just this is like another steamer getting dropped on my chest
I didn't even know this
Or did it used to be that way dude? There we go level 15 princess tower boom and you know what?
I'm not too happy with this deck. It's time for something new. Let's go in here
Let's delete this one and you know what here what we're gonna do
We're gonna go over here and we're gonna unlock some new heroes
Let's grab this night hero over here $20 and
Yeah, what do you think is currently the best hero in the game hero night on locks and let's grab
And there you are $600 three out of the four heroes unlocked, but we still don't have any max cards
Let's make a new deck over here, and I actually want to make my own deck. We're not copying anything anymore
We're gonna go for a modern balloon deck
And you know what this looks like it could be
Rage? Why is Rage in there, Twin?
Pretty good. Let's upgrade a couple of these cards.
Baby Dragon. Let's get to level 13.
Why is Rage in there, Cat?
I think we need minimum level 15 cards at this point.
This is one of the issues with Clash Royale.
At a certain point, it is so hard to change decks.
You get locked into one strategy.
Yeah. Now that is real.
Like, I think the biggest problem with this game is like,
Like, it was already a big problem, but like, most people only have one really high level
deck, but now with level 16, it's just like absolutely impossible.
That's a major problem.
It is so fun, experimenting with different strategies and different decks, but at some
point you get locked into one deck and you can't really change unless you spend a crazy
amount of money.
Alright, we're out of wild cards over here and we need the Royal Ghost Evil for the
evolution market by this offer and we have the world ghost evil on lock and a lot of epic
wall cards over here with 230 epic cards and oh my gosh I'm just realizing right now you
can only get 60 out of a $20 offer we need 230 doing the math right now we need to get
1 2 3 4 offers 80 dollars to upgrade to cards and he spent 80 dollars to upgrade to
$80 to upgrade to cards and mind you that's a special offer
Parts
Gosh real what happened? Maybe we were so fast to judge elite wild cards
Maybe they weren't so bad after all back in the day
You could max out a card with elite wild cards for like eight dollars
Oh, you know what they say you never know the good time until they're gone
You know maybe we'll have some rewards over here. I've earned some rewards. Maybe we'll give us something for free
Hundred Rockets we have another lucky drop over here. This is just one star. Come on class. Well, why are you wasting my time?
What is even the point of having a thousand gold when a lucky drop in class real you literally can't even buy anything with that?
We got 10 wall cards here. We got a two-star drop. Okay
4,000 gold. Well, I guess we got no other options over here. Let's buy this upward special for $40
two million gold there we go and let's buy some of these all right there we are
wildcards wildcard wildcard wildcard we need a lot of those offers and there we
are seven dollars now spent but we can finally update these cards and the
crazy thing is this is not even max level this is level 15 I don't know
what it is but it's crazy just I don't know isn't it crazy to think this is
literally a mobile game like I don't know I spent more money on flash than I
I think any game ever by far like it's not even close got so much harder. Wait a minute. Oh my gosh
That wasn't even to level 15 baby dragon. That's the level 14. I thought it was gonna level 15
I'm gonna lose my mind right now. It was so much easier to upgrade before I feel like I don't know what happened
But like I miss elite world cards. It was eight dollars to max everything out all this money
Yeah, I'm not even maxed out. None of these cards are maxed. How did it get worse?
All right, there we go
Boom boom boom and we've depleted that offer we have a few more over here
It is crazy it's blowing my mind now maybe the offers got smaller
Something changed beyond just what's changed that was not very obvious. It's getting a lot harder to upgrade these cards man
Well, there we go a little 15
You still want more? Man, that's crazy.
I spent $8 a card back in the day and upgraded to max level.
Now I need to get 180 epic wildcards plus the gold.
50 epic wildcards is $7.
That's basically the price of 50,000 elite wildcards before the update.
So I'd have to pay almost three times as much to upgrade one card, more than three
times as much to upgrade one card plus the gold.
So it went from being like $8 to maxi card up from level 14 to level 15 to now being like
$40, $30 a card.
It's crazy dude!
Vazara!
Flash Rio!
But we finally have our deck made, level 15.
I really want to get to the next arena.
Royal Road and unlock Rank Mode.
Only then are we able to finally save this account.
So let's jump in and see how this newly created deck my very own creation does.
No idea if it's good.
Still not even level 16 and he's like burning money on fire like still not level 16 some crazy spells
We got free in there. I might get rid of we'll see how it goes
I'm gonna use the monitor here to maybe tanky tanky with that night
Nope definitely not versus that mini-pecker. We can go baby dragon here that should splash the baby the mini-pecker
the night tower damage and then
Yes, I think it's King Towers. Well, let's go. I'm still losing my mind.
I'll tell you right now how much more expensive it is to upgrade your cards
Maybe the the offer's got smaller or something is just different nowadays
We go with the turret here and then freezes down boom
I can't punch the turret now can give us a hero giant
Get out of here, buddy
He's angry. He's angry the pay-to-win here. It didn't work. That's what my family
I double your pay to win
What's a level 16 mega net my friends? You know what? I don't understand. I'm not gonna lie. His opponent spending a pretty penny over there
He's got a level 16 mega night
Holy crud is that class real players have to go through so much suffering on ladder being under leveled
And then when you finally have like a max deck then the game truly begins
You can finally have like a game play against opponents and then if there was like
You guys had so much fun being under leveled. Let's do it again. Huh? You want to you want to do that under level stop again?
Huh? Have fun and everyone's like nope. We don't really like being under leveled. We don't want to do it again
They're like sorry
Fun, it's just crazy dude. I'm not going in here. Oh, yes. Thank you. Thanks. Thanks
If we get one must hear such that time happy. Maybe two for lucky two were lucky three all three were golden
Let's go, baby real ghost last site. Oh, it's the evil mega night thrill real. It's evil. I'm losing my mind right now
Oh, this is crazy. I'm telling you his opponent. It's literally running like just the same slot that everybody runs in mid-ladder
Firecracker evil mega night like witch. This is every day. That's how I created that should be a good improvement
Let's go for the ability to watch and freeze this down
ability ability ability reach it down here ability please yes um we're fine I was
kind of scared there for a moment but I think we're cooking boom yes go go go
go minor here we haven't even used the balloon yet but now it's the time my
friends now is it time for them to believe maybe not was not waiting he
freezes the speeders that's how I think we can find here in overtime the
free freezes down we could take tower nice there you go yeah cuz freeze kills
fear gobs now chat all right my very own creation worked out it kind of scuffed
kind of scuffed but we made it happen so my new deck was working pretty good we
won a couple more games in a row but then we had this close game that came
down to the wire oh goes boom there we go you know what that could have been
cleaner that could have been cleaner oh but we stopped it let's go okay so
Here's play my friends we go balloon we go night ability you rage everything down here and then
Is she out of daggers
Oh, no, this is a problem. We might be in trouble my friends. Let's do your guys deck. It's like a
Oh
Are we good? Oh
So close keep it last chance for my friends one more minor balloon push
Can we do it can we do it ability here?
Other ability. Good ability. Wow.
Good ability. Go. Go. Go.
Bad rage. Go. Go.
Tower. Let's go. The turret.
Won the game. Let's go.
Alright, so you know what? This deck is pretty good.
But there's one more deck that I want to try out.
Let's go over here, delete this. Bro, I want to see him level 16, bro.
Like, am I a sicko?
Add a new deck, and it is a giant
mini-pecker. Wait, that's my deck.
That's my deck. Bro.
That is bar for bar of my deck except I have clients instead of the air eyes, but I do see inner I interchange
Okay, I really want to see him use the graveyard strategy
We don't have the evil well, let's start up by buying the hero giant
There we go hero John unlocked and we need the snowball evolution. Let's go over here
There we go snowball evil on lots, and let's do some upgrades over here bowler
She have my deck so tough.
Level 8.
Level 9. I'm already worried right now because this is an epic card.
Alright, that is all of our resources. We've leveled up to level 61.
We get a free evil shark from this chest, plus one Valkyrie, okay?
And our bulls are in level 12, so we can't really use it.
So, let's start spending some of these gems that we've saved up for a while.
This is what we got instead of the books and all the other elite wild cards that we had.
Personally, I don't think it's worth it, and I don't know about you, but there's something that just feels fundamentally wrong
about spending gems to buy these cards outright.
Level 14...
Oh my goodness dude, 2,500 gems for one upgrade?
That's like $25 worth of gems.
And that's not even max level. That's crazy.
And that's the only factor in the gold cost.
How much is it for level 16?
4,000 gems for one level 16 upgrade?
Plus 100k gold?
That is...
Isn't 4,000 gems like $40?
And wasn't the Elite Wildcards like $8?
How much money is 4,000 gems?
I'm legitimately curious.
$40, like $40?
All right.
How many gems over here?
Bro, that's like $40 plus the gold cost.
Let's say it's another $40 gold cost.
That's like $80 a card.
It used to cost $8 for the Elite Wildcard.
So the $80 card,
if you just wanna spend money on a card outright,
chat, it is $80 to get a card from 15 to 16.
I'm like about to urinate on myself.
Cards bro.
Yo, I don't know what Clash Rail was on
when they made this update, dude.
Is my math wrong there?
Cause something's not mathin' right now.
4,000 gems for the cards.
I just feel like I'm actually interested to see,
because they have to report their revenue every month,
I'm interested to see what it actually is.
I feel like it went down, there's no way.
It's such a small amount of people
that are actually gonna be spending the money on this.
Like Shane is a YouTuber, bro.
This is literally like his job to spend the money.
99% of people are not gonna do this.
Like I just feel like their revenue
had to have went down after adding this,
which is the most ironic part.
No one's doing this.
Then you need another 4,000 gems for the gold. That's crazy.
So here is the final deck I want to try.
We are currently 150 trophies away from Arena 26.
And unlocking ranked mode.
Let's see if we can do it.
After this battle, we're upgrading some cards to level 16.
I don't care anymore.
I'm turning this level 16 into a game.
We faced like...
Join the guys!
Die, Dan again!
And then we fought and sensed the upgrade to level 16.
I don't know what it is.
It's opponent's clan. It's Lana Del Rey.
And holding follow knowledge.
for this but there must be some sort of law in class railroad if thou shalt use
meganite thy must over level it yes over here for the dark oven whoa I just
really like you can go making it again for this one isn't he a bomb tell okay
you know what with the bomb tower rotation we might be able to get some
in done with that giant the problem though is he also has a meganite for my
witch if we can bump the manatee back over to the opposite way with the
giant punch we might be in business here if the punch ready to go wait
for it. Okay, punch it, punch it, punch it, punch it.
Meganec, punch the Meganec away. Boom!
Nice, guys! Get out of here, buddy!
Wait, that was a bomb tonight. That was a bomb.
Uh, stable us down, please.
Oh, yes! Oh, wait, what do you mean stable?
I'm gonna go pancake, though.
I have to get the pancake ability.
Hey, minions! Go back! The job's not done!
The Meganec's on my tower, bro!
Go back to the tower!
Fickets!
Alright, yeah.
But you know what? We can go arrows here.
Okay, we go...
Can you pick up for the Meganec here?
Arrows, Arrows, Arrows.
Arrows, it's down, please, let's go.
Minimum 4, the Sparmy.
Whoa!
Stumball, because it's faster.
We know he's got bomb tower.
Not a bad small ball.
Great cover, Chris.
If we can go bomber here, let's say Minipeka as well.
Good borderline up!
Yes.
Really good.
Punch that, punch that, punch that.
Punch it, please, giant.
Punch it!
Let's go, baby!
That's good.
We pick on to him.
The giant's going to get three.
I mean, go Arrows, here, for Sparmy.
Come on in, come on, Minipeka, go.
Go, go, go.
Minipeka!
Let's go!
Yes! Dude, that was so satisfying.
Beating level 16, Meganite. Let's go.
Alright, you know what? We're gonna upgrade one of these cards to the...
Yeah, honest? No, no, no. Upgrade all of them, Shane.
Execute all of them.
66. Just let it destroy the dark side, bro.
Axe level. One of these cards.
But first, let's claim our rewards over here. See what we get.
Anything juicy. We got 200 gems.
We have one of these lane chests again.
What does it give us? 100 heal spirits? Okay.
Okay, and we're getting very close to our first hero box.
Three star lucky drop.
500 Knights, legendary wild card.
Two star lucky drop.
The lamest battle banner can ever exist.
And we get a three star lucky drop.
Anything good out of here, class real?
16,000 gold, not bad.
We're about 100 trophies away from unlocking ranked mode.
Which card do we wanna max out first?
I'm gonna go in here and say,
let's max out the witch.
Boom, 4,000 gems plus some gold.
Max level our very first probably best to over level the witch in that scenario because you get really good spell interactions with it
Like because now like if somebody goes fireball wall or like fireballs app or something like the interactions are different if it's over level
Max cards upgrade the minions
2,000 gems
Spend some gold boom level 16 graveyard for sure
4,000 gems
Wow, he's upgrading a lot!
Boom, level 16
Now he's never gonna lose
And we're already out of gems
We have 3 cards
All of the rewards that I lost over the update
We were able to max out 3 cards with those gems
That's crazy man
I feel like I had way more early wild cards and books in there
I only got 3 cards maxed out
Plus, I had to spend gold
We do have enough gems to max out our snowball
So let's go ahead and do that
Boom
Level 16 snowball
And what about the arrows
I think we have enough common cards plus gents there we go
Level 16 maxed out arrows. We now have five maxed out cards
Evolution from that chest like to get an account fully max like my account is not even fully max, but like it's pretty close I
Think you'd have to actually burn like like let's say your entire account was level 15, okay?
And this uptake I implemented I still think you're gonna have to burn probably five to ten K
Maybe ten K bro. I like it's disgusting
I really like this deck so I kind of want to upgrade a few more. Let's go over here and buy some more offers
Let's buy some more of these rare cards
Okay, we should be able to use that to operate our goal
With some jams not gonna lose there we go level 16 and then also the mini parka. Oh, there we go
Level 16 how far away from level 16 tower
Far away, sorry
70 something 75
Bro, that's crazy or that's 76. I can't even tell it's time to keep pushing to ranked mode
I'm feeling the power right now our newly upgraded deck. I'm also feeling a lot lighter because all my money is gone
But hopefully it's worth it. I'm investing in clash real stock. Hopefully it is not crash
Where do they always say by the dip? We're buying the peak right now. We're buying at the peak
Hopefully it's worth it. Does he go ability here?
You know what I think I think we might be fine here if we go mini-pack
You know what actually
Let's go giant here. Pull that mini pekka over.
And then go mini pekka for his mini pekka.
Come on. Boom.
Really wishy-wishy. I spawned a skeleton to put my giant alive.
Oh my god.
I actually got it out.
Now hold us down.
Go mini pekka go. Go mini pekka go. Go pancake man.
Come on pancake boy.
You can do it. No you couldn't.
The little boy that couldn't.
Bro if I go giant at the bridge.
Y'all think he goes mini pekka.
I want to risk it for the biscuit.
This is an average camp.
Please let me take my friend.
We're the next wave and the air is here.
Uh-oh.
And I'm gonna get a...
Now you have to...
Make an incoming back at us.
We go board here though, I think they're fine.
You can go scumble for this.
Boom.
There it is.
And then minions for this.
Yes, yes, yes, let's go.
That was actually a clean defense.
I'm very impressed with this up right now.
Let's go giant here.
Destroy that witch, thank you.
And...
Definitely a graveyard.
We're graveyarding.
It's graveyarding time, my friends. It's graveyarding time.
I'm gonna ignore the musty-tear here left side.
Arrow's down the witch over here.
Snowball, her back as well.
We're going all in right now.
Bad snow, I think.
Maybe, you know what? Maybe that was not worth it.
Ha ha ha!
If we survived this, it was worth it. If not, we're dead.
Oh no, that's a problem.
Uh, is it though?
Okay.
It is, it is, it is, it is, it is.
I think we're actually fine. We're chillin'.
Yeah, I was close to Snowball, too.
Okay, I was close, I was close.
It was a close call, my friends.
If we go Giant here plus the ability, there's no way he's off-sick. He can't stop anything right now.
He has to go Mini-Pekka for this, right?
We got ability?
Boom!
See you, Mega Knight!
Giant's going to tower right now!
Giant's going to tower!
Boom! Let's go!
Pointing nine trophies, and only a couple wins away from the next arena.
So we have now one win away from the next arena, unlocking Rank Mode, and we're facing a level 16 opponent.
Of course this is to unlock Rank!
It's Clash Royale.
I'm so far away from a level 16 crown tower, it's crazy.
I cannot. Wait, to play ranked you have to be 10.5k.
I mean, sweet mother of Jesus.
Like, you have to kind of just like dedicate your life to this?
I like, what even is this structure?
Just to play ranked.
I mean, I guess I understand, because like,
ranked is like, pretty fucking sweaty.
Up with that deck as much as I want, but like, my towers,
they need help too.
And you know what the sad part is?
Like this is the most frustrating experience in Clash Royale is being underleveled
You don't it doesn't feel as good being the over leveled opponent as it does bad being the under leveled opponent
I disagree. Maybe I'm evil. I don't know when I have a level like 17 meganite and
They have like a level two card. This is specifically on pay to win like
I do get a little bit of a bonus and I find it interesting that they've decided to like make that part of the game
More prominent again for players. They're like, oh, hey
You guys don't like being underleveled? Well, too bad you're doing it again.
Oh man. Alright, we defined that pekka pretty nicely.
But like, here's the thing. Like, I don't...
Like, I'm still a solid player. Like, you know what I mean?
Like, I don't have to be overleveled to play the game. Like...
You know, you guys are gonna type cap.
I have a top 1600 finish. Like, I don't have to be five levels over somebody.
But like, yeah, besides the point.
Bedouin was fun in like Arena 1 because it was just fun. I already know they were like shellfuck.
Let's see if we can lock in and beat this higher level opponent. Let's go giant here.
That's what I'm saying.
That's what I'm saying.
You know what, let's do this. Over commit and then let's blame Supercell for our mistakes.
This is how we do it my friends. We over commit then we blame Supercell.
You lucky, can't over commit against Dagrador just with Giant though because she's just so bad against Giant.
Whoo, you know what?
if we mini pekka now and
Arrows he's low on elixir for sure that should be a tower down that dagger is out of that
Just bro. I'm telling you I please take the dagger that's out of your bag
Like I don't know there's like this weird group of people that use dagger not just it is tape like it is beyond child
Like the royal chef got nerfed bro. I would rather use the chef that bro the Duchess is terrible
She's the princess tower says I'm gonna pick us on tower as going for the witch right here
He activates the ability which means he wasted a bunch of elixir right there if I could have I would use the snowball on that
But we didn't have it in hand the question is I don't I don't really want to go graveyard here. I was at the bottom
I know he's got a packet and that's I can't go giant. Let's go bowler
Let's go bowler my friends. That's the that's the the negative of the two. Okay, come on
Not a bad answer.
Ooh, now we go giant.
Let's go!
Don't die, witch!
Why'd you die?
You left me!
If you go to Pekka here, let's just bop it to the next side.
Where you at, Pekka?
Uh, okay, I can't bop the witch.
There's no point to bop the witch.
The mini Pekka here.
Let's see if we can get back to another, uh...
...bowler here.
Uh-oh.
Uh-oh.
This is a problem I-
BROTHER, NO WAY THAT-
The-
BROTHER, NO WAY THAT'S PLEASE TAKE THAT SINGLE!
Come on, Clashdale!
Alright, this is a problem.
I hate that fucking bar.
I can't.
I wonder what we're fine actually.
Ahhhh!
That's the problem dude, that Pekka got destroyed.
Let's go giant over here, and now we can't connect.
And you know what, get out of here Knight.
I don't like your face, get out of here.
See ya.
That was a very satisfying victory.
Not too sure what his deck was.
Pekka, something.
But you know what, I'll take the win.
And that should be enough trophies to unlock Rank Mode on his account.
There we go.
New Arena reached Rank Mode unlocked.
And it's clay in this reward over here. We get three star lucky chest
13 voice bells and we have our very first hero chest one hour of work
$844 later well lock this hero chest
This is one hour of work for
For four hero fragments, but you know what we've unlocked rank mode. We have a pretty good deck
I didn't say to say that we officially say this account and we did it under budget now
Like, I've said this a thousand times, and this is my closing statement.
I don't think Clash Royale is a pay-to-win game.
It's a pay-to-survive game, bro.
Because like, if you max out your account, it's like, you're just going to play against
other maxed accounts.
Key words.
Survive.
Like, I don't know, bro.
It's just this dude spent $844 just to unlock rent.
Like, Jack, if y'all were, because these are the people I feel the absolute worst
for.
the people that were like 9,000 trophies, 8,000 trophies,
and then level 16 got dropped.
Because now, like, y'all are so cooked,
like y'all are so inexplicably cooked,
if you don't plan on spending hundreds of dollars,
which I don't blame you,
I've said this a thousand times,
you should probably only ever buy the Battle Prats in this game.
I don't think you should buy anything else.
Like, y'all are just cooked, right?
Like, there's, if you're sitting there
with like level 13 cards, level 14 cards,
and you're at 9,000 trophies,
Like, you're never gonna beat the level 16 Mega Knight.
Shane beat the level 16 Mega Knight
because Shane's a solid player,
but Shane's deck was also level 15.
Like, it's just, I don't know, bro.
It's sad, dude.
It's really sad.
It's really sad.
Ladies and gentlemen,
it is time for theory of everything, too.
Ladies and gentlemen,
it is time for theory of everything, too.
Let's lock the fuck in.
After this, we're gonna play some top ladder with Moe and Bradley.
It's time to lock in.
Now I'm gonna go pee.
Let's lock the fuck in.
Let's lock in.
Stop! Stop!
Wait, he's actually about to beat it. Alright, I'll let him lock it.
Holy Aura
Two attempts. I notice everything have us
Have eyes
Proud of you kid proud of you kid
Fucking proud of you now. It's time to let the big dog out of the cage
Chuck
Lock in man
This is like day. What a what a day is this bro?
Day 13?
I don't even know. Wait, this is giving me...
Oh my God, OCD, OCD, OCD.
I'm only 96% on Black Processing Practice mode.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no. This is getting me OCD.
I need to get 100% of my...
Oh my God, I'm literally going to have a mental break now.
No, no, no. I haven't played this level in like a year.
No, this is going to give me OCD though.
Ruff, ruff, ruff, ruff
White-eyed song, when I started bawling I was young
You won't think about me when I'm gone
I need that money like the ring I never want
I'm swagging, I'm swagging, I'm swagging on you
Watch out, watch out, watch out, yeah
That's my shot, that's my shot, that's my shot, yeah
I'm spinning, I'm spinning on my fucking bed
Oh my God, I do remember this one.
That part was hard.
On dogs, that part was hard.
God, I remember all this metal down.
I remember all of it.
We don't, we don't, we don't want them too much.
Oh, they're probably next.
Trying to have money, trying to have money, trying to have a lot of money.
I was stuck in there.
Alright. Alright.
Okay.
Should I have to finish practice mode? Because I'm 96% right now.
And they're gonna give me OCD.
Alright. Alright.
I
Don't touch I'm rusty on this. I've been fighting demons, bro. Like
Yeah
Alright now we can have 100%
I'm practicing a thank god.
So that was...
Bro, cuz chat, once I beat all of the rock top levels, I can actually show the huzz this.
You know what I'm saying? Like...
There we go.
I'm done.
Habbert, what?
Thank you, Habberts.
Chat, like now I can show the huzz this, bro.
Not yet, obviously.
Once I beat Fear of Everything 2 and Deadlock, like, I can show the huzzness.
You know what I'm saying?
Like, I can show the huzzness.
Alright, let's go.
Lock it. Let's just lock right in.
Let's not fuck around.
Like, let's not fuck around. Let's go.
Let's go!
Holy muscle memory tip.
What?
Alright, let's go right to practice mode.
I want to practice 57% because that's where I'm at right now.
This is what Zoink would tell me to do.
See, like, I already know Zoink would be like,
practice 57%.
Yeah!
No, I'm just like, I don't know.
Shall us practice 57% because that's uncharted territory.
Alright.
Watch out, watch out, watch out, yeah.
Yeah, that's my shot.
I mean, Chad, maybe we can beat it today.
Maybe we can leave a need for it.
Why, it's the last.
Maybe we don't even need to, Chad.
Chad, maybe we don't even need to work.
Yeah, who's with me?
All right.
All right.
All right, we need to work.
Look at my eyes.
Yeah
All right, here's the property to practice this morning practice right here chat
Right a pack
Fuck yo
Right here, here we go.
This is the way you practice.
It's for a joint beat.
No, no, it's right here.
It's right here.
It's right here.
It's right here.
It's right here.
It's right here.
It's right here.
All right, this is part of the practice chat.
Are you guys ready?
This is it.
This is it.
This is it.
All right, now here we go.
Boom.
Boom.
Boom.
Boom, up, up, wait, wait, hold up.
Up, up, down, down, up, down, up, up, up, okay.
Up, up, no, no, no, up, up, down, down, up, down, up, up, up, down, okay, okay.
Fuck you.
I'm in love with the shape of you, we push it forward like a magnet.
It's up, up, down, down.
What the fudge muffin?
Chat help.
Chat, up, down, up, up.
Up, up, up, down, no, high-five, it's not right, left, you fucking idiot, high-five!
Chad, it's up, up, down, up!
Purple, wait y'all are confusing me now, what do you mean purple?
Now I'm getting confused, autism.
That's not a response.
Yo, who typed purple? What the fuck does that mean?
It's up, up, it's up, up, down, up, up, down, up, down, up.
That, I think that's the...
Up, up, down.
Oh my god.
And then we have a wave portion.
Okay, okay, okay.
Wait, wait, wait.
Six seven, by the way.
Six seven.
All right.
Got it.
Oh my god, I got it.
Oh my god, I got it.
Wait, wait, wait.
Six seven, by the way.
Six seven.
All right.
Got it.
Oh my god, I got it.
Oh my god, I got it.
Wait, wait, wait.
I have to keep rhythm-ing this.
Bambo borra carraio.
Y que fue?
Y que fue?
No, no.
I have it.
I fucking have it.
Up, up, down.
Hold on.
Shit.
Hold on
Up up down up down up that's what it is
You might think I'm a crazy person, but watch
Up up down up down up
Holy fucking shit. Holy fucking shit. I got it. All right one more time cuz doggy told me
Make sure you can always beat a portion three times in a row in practice before you go in mate
Shout out to my daddy up up down up down up bang
Now we gotta practice the wave. Now we have to practice the wave.
Now we gotta practice the wave. Up, okay, the chip show. Up, down.
Mess up. Okay, we're starting to choke now.
Titty milk. Motherfucking breast milk.
Chad, is it just me, but I don't know.
All I want for Christmas is a goth mommy with milkers
That's all I want that is all I want for Christmas on dog
Back to the game, I don't know. Maybe I'm crazy
I'm gonna show the house this now I'm strong house this hold up oh
Howdy ladies, do you know a guy that beat you of everything too because I might know a fucking guy
Fuck. Yeah, I just think this whole part is easy and it's all just sight reading. Now this part's hard.
Okay, this part. Alright. Okay, okay. Alright. Okay, Jesus Christ. It's tap-hole. That's what it is. Tap-hole.
there it is okay okay no no no no holy choke point all right wait I haven't
really deep though into this level yet holy fucking choke point yeah now that
I chat holy fucking choke point okay let's see up let's see up let's see up
I need more reps, I need more reps, I need way more reps today.
Like getting it once isn't going to do anything.
Now if I can get it three times in a row we can beat this level right now.
I'm not even lying.
Okay it's spammed, it's spammed there.
Got it, got it, got it, got it.
I think I beat that. Wait, I think I'm going to keep this slow.
Wait, I might beat this without some like, I'm not even trolling.
No, no, no, today's the day. I can feel it in the tip of my penis. It's time.
I'm going to do this. Let's 80-100 right now. Let's 80-100.
I forgot about this is a trough point. I forgot this is another trough point.
Another trough point. Yeah. Not for me though.
Get me in there, get me in here!
I'm almost ready mom!
Mom I'm gonna do it!
I'm calling my mom if I need to slug her.
How do you think I'm fucking trolling?
Oh my god we had it!
No no no no no no no no no!
Wait, wait, let me focus on the- I need to get my end down.
Chat, it's always important to have the end locked, that way I don't choke on a deep run.
You hear what I'm saying?
Instead of if I'm deep, I don't choke.
Let me start the chat, y'all.
Not like let's-
Y'all.
I mean, do we start?
What did we do here?
Chat, what would y'all do if y'all were me right now?
80 a hundred or 60 a hundred?
I was here. Yo, yo.
hey bro it's practice mode we're not done yet what do you stop typing I was here
goon sixty to a hundred all right let's do sixty to a hundred oh we have no
sound so it's just gonna be just gonna be us how uh you guys got any Christmas
plants? How's the weather up there? How's the weather treating you, chat? Oh wait, where
do all my checkpoints go? Alright. Alright, well fuck that, we're going right in. We're
going in raw. We're going in raw? No lubricant, no condom, let's do this. No motion, let's
tango just straight on meet to me let's go
this kid's got rhythm this kid's got rhythm this kid's got rhythm do you see
it like i see it do you see it this kid's got rhythm
but i want to hear how the music sounds when i'm deep in the level like
like i heard on the video and it sounds so cinematic when it goes all
slow motion you hear the piano like bro if we get to 70% today I'll literally have a reflection.
100% on me. See that's the thing 100% on me. Today's about accountability right?
Today's about accountability. It's not about pointing fingers, saying I'm not where I want to be because of him, or her, or nobody.
How would you do that in that age, you Swingsong?
Yes. Yes.
Holy shit.
No, that wave part's hard.
On my mama, that wave part's hard.
On my mama, that wave part's hard.
Chad, okay.
Chad, we're not playing with Zlinko today because I'm about to play Clash with Riley
and Moe in like 45 minutes.
But tomorrow me and Zlinko are already down.
We already locked it.
Tomorrow we're already down.
We already locked it.
Today is just about getting close, right?
Today is just about getting close and edging it.
Maybe I could flute though.
If I get a flute right now, like that would be cinema.
Oh my god, my second ever demon. I mean, I'm just out of a...
I'm smiling cheek to cheek, bruh.
I could- I finally reached the point with this level, where, like, I can actually see the light at the end of the tunnel.
Not that I'm about to beat it, but, like, you know, maybe, but I can see the light at the end of the tunnel.
And what I mean by that is, like...
Why did I go superhuman speed right there? What the fuck was that? I turned into Michael Schumacher.
besides the point I can see the light at the end of the tunnel because like when
I first jumped into this level there was I was completely hopeless now like 2,000
attempts later I can like I've been all of the sections multiple times you know
what I mean like I probably be in every section of this level like 10 or 20
times after me
The hardest section in my opinion is probably that 80% but also the end is
really hard with the UFO because like it's just about getting you to kill you.
Fuck yo, fuck yo.
Lock and chat, let's tango guys, let's actually tango today.
Come on, let's do this, let's beat this to death.
I
I
I
I
I
I
I
I
I
I
I'm out of part.
apart.
Bro, it's like little things!
The annoying part about this level is like I keep practicing the end but like I just
keep messing up shit that I've already beaten.
It's the little things, bro.
Once we get the little things down, we are good.
We gotta get the little things down, guys.
Gamers, gamers.
Gamers, gamers, gamers.
We gotta get the little things down.
The way you hold me hold me hold me hold me feel so holy I don't know I don't know
I keep messing up the little things.
The UFO forces will always get me out no matter what.
No forcing will always get me out no matter what.
When you walk my way, hope it gives you hell, hope it gives you hell.
When you find a man that's worth a damn, hope he treats you well.
He's just a bull- alright.
Nah, I got this man. I just spam on the one and then hesitate on the other one.
I got this.
Fingers cramping, fingers cramping.
AAAAAAAAAUUUUGH!
I don't know bro, the UFO portion is just always gonna be a headlock I guess, no matter how many times I be next.
I'm deep and then it's just like
Sorry about that, now why did I do that, now why did I do that?
I'm sorry for yelling in your guys' ears, it's just like, guys the thing is bro, this
level is pretty hard, like I don't know, this level is pretty hard
No, no, no, no, no, like this is a pretty hard level.
I'm not gonna lie to you.
This is a pretty hard fucking level.
I'm not gonna lie.
Yeah, but this level is like really fucking hard, and I-
It's like even when I beat clubstep I was still dying a lot but like I was never dying early.
This level like the start of this level is really hard.
Like right here this level gets harder.
You know what I need to do?
I need to stop talking.
I'm doing the no talk method
Nope still just an impossible time to learn that okay
All right
Not really much analysis needed. That's just an impossible time
Every time I get through it's your luck. I don't know
That UFO climbing is so fucking hard.
Coolio, I mean, I'm about to fucking break a foot off up in its ass.
What is this, what am I dying?
I've been on 57% for 3 days by the way, just want to point that out.
I don't know, what, five days?
I mean, Jesus Christ, that one portal,
I've died to more than anything.
Like, that one portal is literally
the hardest individual jump in this level.
But I'm not even trolling.
That one portal is insane.
That one portal is insane, bro.
Like literally insane.
Calls the link?
You guys just ignore like every word that comes out of my mouth and just spam.
Alright guys, I can't play wood swing because we're only gonna be able to play for 30 minutes.
We'll play tomorrow.
Cause I already planned something out with Mo and Riley today.
That's impo- I don't know.
Like that jump is like all of my deaths are right on that jump. I don't even know if I die. Do I die anywhere else?
That one okay, that was bad timing that one jump is like insane. I
Mean holy holy fuck
You have to like hesitate because then you also can hesitate because then you'll die
I
Excuse you, I didn't do- I've never died to that spike.
Ever.
Like I've never, ever, ever, ever, ever died to that spike!
This level is going to live on in my nightmares for the rest of my fucking life.
Oh my god, bud.
Hi Viz is calling.
Yo, hi Viz, what's up, bro?
I mean, what the hell?
I have so much time to visit the deck, what's wrong with me?
Chef, please forgive me, I'm sorry for being optimistic.
Alright, I'm just like creating ways to die now.
Yeah, I don't know if there's anything more rape you can do to me than this.
Cause like, okay, no, no, no, no.
That, here's the annoying thing.
That shit part, I've gotten through that 400 times and I'm still consistently dying
on it.
Also the UFO part, I've gotten through that 300 times and I'm still consistently dying
on it.
like, you know, it's a little rage inducing
because it's like, I already know I can beat this.
It's just, I can't beat it right now.
I'm not even saying the level,
I'm just saying the poor chance.
Like, I, bro, I can't even get a 50% run right now.
Like, do you realize how bad that is?
I'm not even sure how I lift there.
Not a good for how I live there Going over the portal, that's a common one
Yeah, I don't know. Do you have to be a Harvard grad to beat this? Like, all of this is real shit.
You have to be a fucking Harvard grad to beat this.
Wait, that ass!
Super speed glitch, blip.
Cause I'm not a Harvard grad so I don't know if I'm able to beat TNT.
Do I have to be a Harvard grad?
I don't know, that ship part is still impossible.
Because it's all just rhythm-based, like if you mess up your rhythm at all, you're scared.
Swag. Absolutely swag. Let's go. Let's go. Let's go.
I keep on sitting around waiting for like the breakthrough like I keep on waiting for the
one day where everything just connects and it's really it's not happening maybe it's
an IQ thing maybe I'm not a smart person I don't know am I a fucking idiot like I just
I don't know I'm waiting for the breakthrough it's just it's not happening
Yes, yes, retweet, yes.
Yes.
Yes.
Yes, yes, yes.
You need patterns?
I don't know, bro.
I'm just waiting for the breakthrough
and I just can't do it.
I've been chipping wet this level for like
almost three weeks now.
That part's also impossible. I mean the whole level is impossible.
I'm gonna try to move the model like this, that's really close to my face.
I can't wait for this so hard, oh my god!
That was the one chance to break through, that was like my one opportunity to break through and get a new vest.
Oh my god, I'm gonna like, last thing I'm gonna try, I'm gonna like try to get inside my monitor,
like I'm gonna put my monitor like disgustingly close to my face.
Alright, this is as close as it's getting.
I'm like inside my monitor right now,
absolutely right behind the camera.
Maybe this will help.
It's another like, I don't know, impossible fucking timing.
I mean, oh my god!
This level is gonna make me lose my mind!
yeah I don't know I just think like this level is so inconsistent for me like
when I beat clubstep I almost never died in the first 25 percent this level I'll
die at 12 I'll die at 9 I'll die at 18 I'll die at 20 I'll die at 50 I'll die at
52 it's like it's so fucking all over the place clubstep by 2000 attempts I
was almost never dying in the first 25 percent like I don't know bro
like what what okay okay I don't know it's like there's nothing to even really learn from it's
like just fluke or bust like yeah I've learned some patterns and shit like I don't know
I don't know.
My guy, Ricochet.
I wanna just break my fucking dance!
My god just like hit the wall then flew downwards. What was that?
Okay, like it's not like I messed up it's just okay go next it's like my boat like the trajectory
of your boat can change so quickly in that ship portal it's insane or boat spot whatever
ship boat who cares the trajectory of it changes in like a quadrilla milleville a
second and it's told there's no consistency this level has no can it's
just pure slop it's like I'm gonna either fluke this or I'm not gonna like I
already know I can already just see the future on this level I it's not
gonna go like oh I get 70% 80% 90% 100% it's not gonna go like that I'm gonna
go from like sixty to a hundred just try it's gonna be a pure fucking fluke
trust me because this there's no consistency in this like there is no
there's no baseline but it's just you're like a random this part's so
go random
What?
I mean, excuse you, this is the shit I'm talking about.
Hesitate, jump, jump.
Hesitate, jump, jump.
I am just hesitated, jump, die.
It's like, fucking hate this shit, bro, like a dead ass.
On God, I hate this fucking level.
On God, I hate this fucking level.
I swear to God, I hate this level.
On my life.
Yeah, how about as I see the broken camera?
my life on your life on our life I hate this shit I legitimately despise this
fucking level like you don't even understand that death right there took
to be more than any other death because I can't even see what I'm dying it's
hesitate jump jump but then I just hesitate jump die it's like I don't
I don't even have a chance to jump jump.
It's just, hesitate jump jump, hesitate jump down.
It's like, this is literal flop.
Yeah, yeah, jumped one, two, one,
quad, three, middle, middle, second, two, early,
and I'm dead.
Ah, there you go.
Oh.
Like, do you see what I was saying?
Like, do you see what I mean?
I don't know, what am I doing?
My ship just goes kinda with the wind, just following the couple around.
Hmm
Theory of RNG
Theory of random death theory of fucking random shit
theory of hal
It's like, alright, somebody throw me a freaking bone here, like that shit part is so hard.
I want to wrap my car around a fucking telephone pole in GTA, not in real life.
I want to wrap my car around a fucking telephone pole in GTX.
Ah, let's get to the intro, fuck!
I
I
I
I
I
I
I
I
Alright, I'm out, I'm out, my ship's going like, do you see my ship is ricocheting?
You see this, right?
My ship is ricocheting!
PLEASE TELL ME YOU SEE THIS!
I'm gonna say the N word.
Alright, let's take a precautionary ban.
High-fives, let's get him out.
Grass is green.
Like, let's not even give him the chance.
Just get him out.
How many attempts?
It's better if you don't ask.
It's literally better if you don't fucking ask.
I just wanna get a new best.
I'm a pretty simple fucking guy.
I just wanna get a new best.
I don't really...
I'm not trying to beat the level right now like a new best throw me a frickin bone here
Cool my back sorry about that my bad. I wasn't perfect. Oh
Oh pardon me mr. Perfect. I guess I forgot that you never ever made a mistake
I
Interesting, because I didn't do that, but Rob Top, if you say so, I believe you don't.
I didn't do that.
All you don't.
You got this one, fake bro.
You got it.
I didn't do that.
Boats ricocheting again.
All right, I'm gonna have a mental breakdown in a second.
544.
Okay.
15 more minutes to get a new BB.
We can do this.
I
All I'm saying is bro, if I get past that wave part at 50% lock in, who knows where
I'm gonna go I might fuck around and drop a 70 percent right now. What's happening right now?
Yeah, yeah, yeah
What?
Nah, I'm uh, that's not, like, come on, that's not fair!
No, that's not what I did.
Didn't do that either, no, no, no, no, no, I would rather fucking die than say my fault
because I'm not fucking that up.
There's no that's not what I did. I'm like, I'm not bro. My character is doing the exact opposite of what I'm telling him to do
literally
You need to buffer there. You need to buffer there
Crit crit crit crit hacks. Please tell me you're fucking trolling right?
Yo, crit I've gotten through that part 900 times. I first off you don't even need to buffer
You don't need to buffer. Let's stop throwing around the word need. It's not a necessity. You can tap
I won't even buff her.
Of course not.
Watch, I'm not gonna buff her.
Never mind.
What? I jumped! Oh my mama I jumped!
Nope, didn't do that. I don't know, didn't do that. It's just like...
Can we start up like a lawsuit or something? I didn't do that. I didn't do it.
That's defamation of my Geometry Dash character. It's literally defamation. I did not do that.
I don't know man, what is that like my third 55% death?
yeah I know you I'm washing it I'm sorry for spitting on you guys it's just
like I can't like I don't know I don't know I don't know all right BRB BRB
you
you
you
you
you
you
I have 1984 attempts. What do you guys think?
No, no, no, no, no, no.
Quitter, no, you're pathetic. Stick to stereo madness, buddy.
Jinxie, Revive, Batty Hub. Yeah, that didn't even...
That doesn't even relate to what's happening.
Swank really needs to coach you. Yeah, I know, bro.
Like, I know. Trust me, I know.
No chance. You are dog shit. Fuck you.
Alright, so guys when I ask a question and then you respond to it with fuck you you're not even answering the question
All right, let's let's do you let me call Radley and mo
Chat it's time for
Chat I'm literally number two thousand in the world guys. I am literally number two thousand in the world
Me mo and Radley are locking in
Yeah, by the way, I'm about to go live on YouTube about to go live on YouTube
But let me call these let me call these guys and we call these guys
I'm calling color color color
Jinxy color
Chum column
I'm calling color Jinxy column
Jinxy color how was the tournament yesterday? Oh, we won we won just don't watch the water any of the clips
Don't watch the bar or any of the clips or anything that happened. Yeah, we won
Don't like literally don't watch any of it
We won now.
All right, we lost.
All right, we lost, we lost, we lost, we lost.
Your lips on my lips, that's a merry, merry Christmas.
Oh, I'll be under the mistletoe.
Yeah, I'm calling Mo and Riley.
Guys, let me show you the stats.
Let me show you the stats.
Let me show you what I've been working with.
Ignore Tinder.
You don't want to see the stats on that.
We are currently...
Yeah, we got nothing going on up there.
We got...
Chad, we got nothing going on, bro.
Ladies and gentlemen, currently 20,257 battles won.
Yo, hello.
Right...
Rightly.
Dude, I just made dubstep out of your name.
That was actually tough nice guys Riley. That was really nice. I messed with that. Thank you, bro
Riley. I'm number two thousand three hundred and twenty one in the world. Are you proud of?
Yes, bro. Yes
The big push bro finally, bro. Yes, it's time, bro.
It's time to tango because
Bro, if I don't get top one K this season Riley, I'm going to burn my house down. Well, no, okay
Well, I'm not gonna do that. Yo
In GTA, but rather like this is the season this is it's time. It's fucking time
This is the season for top. We came around. This is the season bro. What have you been using this season?
What are you using in the big ladder, right? Well to be honest? I've been playing a bit of piggies a bit of expo
Expo
I feel like the heroes are gonna get a big nerve
So I've been playing ladder 2 series. They just been like playing a little bit and 3m as well a
a little bit of variety.
Oh, righty! What did you think of removing the one of the hero slots back down to one?
Well, we need to put that in ranked.
Wait.
Put that in ranked.
Wait, what?
Yeah, they put it everywhere about ranked.
Read the tweet carefully.
Wait, hold on.
Is this like a troll?
Classic 1v1, Classic 2v2, Classic Challenge and Grand...
Oh, okay.
As you notice...
Surely that's rage bait, right?
There's no way they would remove it I think
Maybe they're gonna remove it next season maybe they're not able to like take it like maybe they don't want to mess with the rent season
Cuz it started with two so maybe they want to end with two and then maybe at the beginning of the next one
It will be one or right to
Maybe I really really hope you're right. I really hope you're right
I mean, I hope I'm right too bro cuz otherwise that's like the biggest rage rate ever
Yeah, because why would you like fix it for like casual, but then not fix it for competitive that is
Yeah, like I feel like nine times out of ten, bro, you're not gonna run into two heroes
Yeah, do y'all run into two heroes at like 8k trophies 9k trophies 10k trophies
Yeah, when did y'all first start running into two heroes, bro?
Yeah, not one, but two. Oh
Oh, wait, you can't even get to here. I'll still 10k right. Yeah, it's literally impossible. You have to be 10.5 like, yeah
Yes, okay
Really impossible. It's like they fixed it for like the people who don't even face them like doesn't that's kind of rage bait
It's like yeah, it plays classic 1v1 like classic 1v1 isn't trophy road like those are different modes
Wait, wait, wait
you're saying it's it's still gonna be in chubby road yeah it's in chubby road
all right well it's just not on the right direction you surely they're gonna
remove it if you go on like um like if you go on the game mode selection it
says chubby road and then if you scroll down it says classic one we want a
classic to meet you that's where you can use like anything at tournament cap
even if you don't have it leveled up and stuff fuck yourself tmk what are
Typing. Like, bro, TMK, fuck you, fuck yourself.
Evo Goonbrake, fuck you.
TMK, you're not even participating in dialogue, you.
Have eyes, get this guy out of here.
TMK, you're not responding or engaging
in any of dialogue right now.
You're in like your own world.
He's typed, he's literally typed fuck you like nine times.
Vlog, bro.
Yeah, but let's get him out, bro.
Chad, he's not even participating in dialogue.
We're not modding him.
Terrible idea.
He's not participating in dialogue, dude.
So I'll think that's your book.
Comment, think it around.
Are you live?
What do you think?
Am I live?
Have you ever got someone come into your chat and say,
can you restart the stream?
I just go like, yeah.
Yes, bro.
I've had people say it's like rewind.
Like, bro, it's alive.
It's alive.
See that before it's funny. That's like a fucking God complex, bro. The world is a revolver round you do we're not reset
Have you seen like the the Los I don't know what it like Los Boyos TV
I think is how you say his name like have you seen like some of like the stuff people say when they join a stream late
Yes, bro, like they say crazy shit, bro. Los might be the greatest of all time chat. I think look you're top five humans
I see those tiktoks where they're like can you can you like speed up your voice you sound yes
Okay, I'm gonna make sure wait it's mode running by the way I don't know
Chasmo is my boy. He should be right
Wait motors went live right motors when I get exactly about time. I told him six like a couple of hours ago
He said he's down
Right I mean talks lonely someone told you to talk slow. I
I could talk slower if they were gonna do that.
Well, maybe he probably has his hand on his meter. Ignore it, actually.
What? How do you know?
Because bro, this chat is fucked. This chat is literally fucked.
Half of the chat is probably gooning.
Alright, let's actually test.
Say your chat reflects the streamer, though.
Yes. Chatting. Yeah, I'm fucked.
Chat if you're gooning type one.
If you're not gooning type two.
look at the worst time roll what the hell yeah well hope you guys are doing
well yes maybe should lead by example and just like show everyone how to do it
like well and stuff yeah terrible idea okay so why was the first thing I heard
when I joined the call was gooning why was that the first word I heard
okay now chat let's say this guys let's set an example 2026 chat no more gooning who's with me
we're good no not me not me just you no one
I'm doing okay. I was watching your stream and it seemed like you were struggling in
And that one is geometry level.
Oh yeah, it's a little bit of a sensitive subject right now.
Oh I'm sorry, I'm sorry, my bad man.
Yeah, Bradley, I'm still on that one.
It's been like 15 days.
Wait, how?
Okay.
I saw this one guy do it first try.
He's probably a pro.
He's probably a pro.
It's okay though, but Zoink is gonna try to coach me soon.
He's a good player.
I don't know what's going to happen.
How do you coach in geometry, Dash?
Does he just say, jump, jump, jump, jump, jump, or like?
No, cognitive misconception.
It's not about jump, jump, jump, jump, jump.
He kind of will just say, he'll help me with pattern
recognitions and stuff like that, like good mental exercises,
you know what I mean?
Oh, so he comes inside your brain
and then he just tries to help you?
Yes, yes, bingo. Yes, bingo. Bingo, bingo. Okay. Um, are you guys ready to be game, bro?
Are you guys ready to be game? I'm ready. Of course I'm ready to. Okay. Um, we should
try to get 10 wins when we should try to get 10 wins on ladder. We still never did
it. Yes, they'll never did it. We've never done it. Yeah, tonight. I played geometry
dash before. By the way, I feel like you benefit more from a mental approach than
than anything in that game?
Yeah, I mean, I meant, I don't know.
I don't know.
Chad, what game is more mentally tormenting
geometry dash or clash royale?
I would say probably clash.
Yeah.
It depends.
I feel like if you're locked in a room
and forced to play both of them,
I think clash would be more mentally draining.
I don't know.
Chad, what do you guys think?
Can we get a poll on this?
Can we get a, I'm actually curious.
Chad, what game is more mentally destructive?
Clash Royale or geometry dash?
it's kind of a toss at the end of this
uh... i would say clash because sometimes in class when i lose
i'd literally there's nothing i could have done but then i don't know that i
feel like
i think it's a dash when i lose it's my fault even though i like to see it
not to get better
is like maybe recognize the pattern or something
it's quite literally a still issue
uh...
Yeah, all right guys, are we better than you, bro?
Wow, chatty sound, okay, chatty grease, yeah, okay, okay
Also, bro, geometry dash has really soothing music. So like sometimes we hear that
And it like puts you in a better mood. Yeah, class is just
That's all I hear in class
That's all I hear, bro
Let's play it out dude. I'm actually like
Jixi, isn't High-Vyce better than you at Geometry Dash?
I saw him beat a bunch of levels on your channel.
Let's go like boosting you?
No.
Okay, I don't...
No, he's not.
High-Vyce is terrible at everything.
High-Vyce is horrible.
High-Vyce is horrible.
I saw him boosting you.
No, he's not.
Okay, High-Vyce, beat him up.
I said talk.
It was like, if Jixi couldn't beat...
Like, I think it was like, can't let go, so High-Vyce beat it for him.
No, that...
So, basically, writing what happened was,
you got clickbaited because all the levels high-vises V, I've already beat you.
You got clickbaited, dude. It's okay.
Wait, wait, wait, actually?
Yes. All of the levels high-vises V and I've already beat.
I am what you would basically say I'm sort of high-vises dad, if you will.
I'm sort of sad. You know what I mean?
Oh wait, Bradley. By the way, I actually wanted to bring this up.
When we were playing Among Us the other night, and you were telling Nate
that you ball-knowledgeed him and you saw him fat while I was the imposter that was the
fight because brownie I was the imposter and I think you see what I was trying so hard not to
laugh that entire time because I didn't know you were trolling I thought you were being serious
and you were like mate I just ball-knowledge to you mate I just ball-knowledge that was no I made
that up bro I made that up that was fun I did even see him the whole round I did
okay that was funny that was funny I did that too in the first round too I got
him twice yeah that was great okay who wants to start bro not it sorry I'm
not it okay I think Mo Mo do you want to start okay okay I'll start fine I'll
start I think I'm gonna play a drill the
Molotovshire with the hero night nice. Yeah, well, I remember I asked that the demolisher's most underrated
Yeah, it's it's really good right now after the recent buffet. They just go yeah, do you think
Moe do you think the
What do you okay? Wait, I actually I want to ask both you guys this but what do you guys think is the most overrated?
Oh my god
Yes, I'm playing against Eion right now.
I think it's like three musketeers. Okay I'm gonna mute him. Ian is one of those
players that you have to mute when he starts emoting because he always says
good game and stuff yeah it's yeah you just don't want to play that mental game
yeah yeah Ian's a cheeky bastard yes okay i don't know about the the last more but yeah he's he's
sneaky
last word even me everyone just says it like nobody knows what that means
No, no, like Ian just basically told me his ball knowledge method like he likes to say early good game to make his opponents give up any games
That was one of the first things
I can't believe you actually matched
Yeah, it's cuz I'm high on all four of my count so I probably gonna face good really good players
Yeah, that's good
Oh, wait that was really good.
I have both of my evils right now.
Hopefully chilling, but we'll see.
Yeah, he has the evil pigs.
I need to save my evo Tesla for the crazy evo
I might have to stop talking too much, I'm just trying to follow up with this.
if you just can't break through
okay
yeah your defense is up
okay
there's an issue here though because I think I did one wrong test of cycle
because now I have my even for his pace but hopefully it's not big deal
oh wait that was really good
Really good. Oh wow.
Yo!
Oh nice!
Bro, those night abilities, wow. That was really good.
Okay, I think I...
Wow, wow, wow.
Really good. I have so much out place potential.
that was nice bro that those two here night abilities at the end they were really good
I think I can go if you want
The thing is I'm really high up right now, and I just feel like in that play I'm gonna lose
But I know I have to you you gotta stay confident
Before you can always get back up
You might, I mean, you might have to play the whole day but you can always get back out,
bro.
Yeah.
So, Riley, what are you using, brother?
I'm using X-Mode.
Nice, nice.
Well, there's like a cheap X-Mode back there.
Yeah, to be honest, I just find it more fun than anything else.
I'm not gonna lie.
Yeah, you have three, one of us to call it.
Get it, sir.
To be honest, I don't really know how good it is.
I just think it's a lot of fun.
Oh, you're playing the expo deck with Rocking.
Nice, yeah.
Perfect mechanics, bruh.
Yeah.
Bro, I like this title color.
It has a lot of outplay potential.
Yeah, but it's kind of flimsy.
I feel like sometimes if you make a mistake you can just get rolled over randomly.
It's kind of scary sometimes.
I wonder if he has an elixir collector or not. I actually can't tell.
I don't think he might. But with the barber he probably doesn't, right?
Yeah, probably not.
If he had Evo's App he'd probably be the pump variation.
Yeah, very. I think it's one of the most popular.
It's really, it's a really good card.
I think they need the nerf, I'm not gonna lie.
I feel like they definitely need a nerf.
They kind of...
They 100% need a nerf, yes.
Maybe the HP should be reduced a little bit.
Yeah, because aren't they just like buffed versions of the regular muster heroes?
Yeah.
Yes.
Yeah, whatever.
Like, by a significant amount, they have more HP and deal more damage, they're kind of
in trouble.
Yeah.
By the way, have you guys seen the crush, you know, this newest post with the heroes
changes?
Yeah.
We talked about it right before you joined, actually.
Yeah, right before you joined.
Oh, right before I joined.
Yeah.
That's really good.
I go to rank though right yeah sure oh no that's a Riley classic right there
this is kind of this is kind of like calling Nate's micro slothie
I'm gonna rock him
I'm changed bro, you know it
He's got a better idea
Morton with the raid! W Morton
I'm up for it
Okay, Jaycee bro, I'm all gonna live bro
I'm gonna come clean bro, I used to be known for
missing my rockets bro back in the day
Bro, oh my god
Well I can't go
Yeah, cause it's not a part of my
you know clash royale experience that I'm proud of bro
I used to you know maybe miss a rocket
or two a day like Nate
I would defend very well, it was only the rocket though, so that's why I didn't get that sloppy micro title, it was a sloppy rocket, but yeah, I used to be known for missing the rockets man, pretty traumatizing on time and class for me, to be honest.
I just realized this guy's deck has zero spells, nothing to do with it.
Zero barric damage, yeah.
Bro, this game is so close, both like...
I can't hit his tower and he can hit line if I mess up, or if like I guess I have to
get interaction.
I can only rocket cycle him.
So you have to just take zero damage and then rocket with like two seconds left.
at the end of something, yeah, fucking good.
Yeah, just one rocket at the very end of the match.
Well, those are always the most stressful games,
because I have to be perfect, but he can have a little bit of leeway of not being perfect.
Yeah, he's got to be fresh, I mean.
He's gonna go with the most confused.
Well, this is so underlying.
Yeah.
Yeah, you have to defend and not go for the most important thing.
I think I lost.
I lost.
Yeah, I lost.
No!
Yeah.
Damn.
That's painful.
Bro, the evo picks come out of the Tesla.
I didn't have the evo test with evo pickies.
Yeah.
You have to have the evo Tesla, but because my deck doesn't have much defense, I am never in the rotation.
I feel like it's the golden night because normally that's like runs fireball instead of the golden night
So they have direct damage. That's what Ian had if they have fireball
I can defend a lot easier because they're golden nights and extra tank that I don't have anything for
Thank you, bro
All right guys, I'm gonna try to not lose all right. I'm pretty high up so I expect me to lose but I'm gonna try my best
Come on. You got this. Yeah, I'm gonna try this is right around like really my peak like top
2000 is like what I peek if I get good matchups and play good
Good luck, bro, but I'm gonna see I'm gonna try
Oh, yes, that's actually oh, it's not just is usually a good the side and think cuz my giant just takes all the knives and then
Yes
He said oops, maybe he went with the wrong deck or something. Oh
Oh, this could be Sparky.
Yep, Dark Prince with Acid of the Sia, right.
That's not gonna splash, right?
No, no, no.
Wait, no.
Oh, oh, oh!
Oh!
That's 2,000?
Okay, wait, this is not, um, this is not Sparky.
This is Giant.
Let me know how it goes.
I think you can still win.
Maybe I could have bought a lot.
Yeah, you're in a good combo, but maybe you can get a kill.
It's not a big deal yet.
I mean, it is, but like, he still has dagger dodge.
It's gonna be hard for him to defend your pushes.
Especially if you can get a nice hero giant ability on the minipack
maybe to...
something
i don't know
you
you
you
you
you
I did not expect to have a lithium at all.
this is the game you have bro
what even happened when you just went all in
well his deck was already really hard to defend and then the deck got too massive
box randomly
bro is that the most popular deck in the game that sparky thing
I'd say the most known skill but maybe not most popular yeah it has the highest
weight percentage I think right yeah it's really easy to play
I found a match. Lucas plays that a lot like he plays that deck a lot. Dude yeah he does play that deck.
Lucas is obviously like a pro obviously. Bro playing against Iconikin was already so annoying but with the both heroes
Oh, that's like always been his main deck, right?
Yes, that's true.
It's like your deck, Jamesy, it just got two heroes, like you know what I mean, but it already had these cards.
But that deck was already really strong before.
We're gonna go on a win streak tonight, guys. I can feel it. It's a good night.
I can feel it, bro.
It's a good night.
Maybe I don't feel it. I can't fly.
Wait, so Moe, what is your favorite anime of all time?
Oh, yes, it has to be Attack on Titan for sure. It was insane.
Even though I think the ending could have been better, but it was still a really good anime.
But what about you?
Death Note, bro. Death Note is my favorite anime.
Oh, Death Note, right. That's a valid, that's a valid.
love that. I also really love um one piece like I love Luffy a lot and then um I love
one piece I love Naruto Shippuden um I also like oh oh solo leveling bro Moe oh solo
leveling is insane yeah solo leveling I can't wait for season three dude I heard Moe
I would say that name so many times.
Solo leveling.
Solo leveling.
Solo leveling is my second favorite anime.
I like it a lot too.
One of my favorites is Demon Slayer as well.
Demon Slayer is my favorite anime.
Have you watched the movie?
No, I only watched season 1 of Demon Slayer.
But I liked season 1.
Oh, okay.
There was a movie,
I think it was a movie released like 3 months ago. It's insane.
I watched it in the cinema. I liked it a lot.
You should definitely watch it after like a year.
Bro Raddy, you gotta get into anime, bro.
Dude, I don't know, man. I don't know.
Like I tried to get like bro, like I've been tried to put on like people try to put me out before bro
And I don't know
It's just like it didn't hit like at least like and some of the ones I got put on too like the ones that y'all were listening
It's super good as well. So like I actually don't even know yeah
May it might just not be for me brah I'm actually not sure bro. I don't know
Like I don't even think that it's bad. I just didn't enjoy it
But like I saw like a clip of a death note movie like like I guess it was like the non-anime version
I saw it on a tick tock and I thought it was really cool
And I was thinking about watching it with their mouth holding up
So I never watched it
Bro, the movie is like notoriously terrible, but the show is-
Wait, what? I thought it was fire. Wait, what? Like I didn't even-
Bro, I'm not gonna lie, I've seen five, like a five minute clip, but I thought that five minute clip was fun
I thought it was kinda cool like he was just writing names into books and then people were
dying like I thought it was really cool.
Wait wait wait wait chill bro chill.
Chill.
Wait that's a spoil I thought that was like the end of the story.
I mean yeah I guess it is.
It's not really a spoil cause it happens so often.
It's not yeah.
I'm sorry, if I bought your chair, you would have...
I thought you'd buy it.
Because maybe people could start watching it after, I don't know, but yeah.
It doesn't matter that much.
Well, this match is kinda...
I did it!
Yeah, bro, I don't know why you're not facing any of the hyperbate decks with this Xcodec.
Yeah, you go to different decks.
To be honest though, I was having a lot of fun with this deck, but actually, I logged
off really because I can't go to these four games in a row.
Bro, this deck is still hard to play.
Bro, maybe you could play hyperbate yourself, but the one that's just coming in is
very very evil
yeah i was actually going to
if i could really get him
cause bros
we need to get to 10 wins bro
we gotta play our best decks
maybe i'll switch to minor poison 2
or minor 4k
oh shit oh shit
bro i'll play against a star one
oh shit
mola minor poison
oh shit
holy aroh
I think this guy-
Oh wait, yeah, he's gonna check Bioclan.
Yeah, I think the last time this guy played me, he like instantly threw a crown there.
But I don't remember what that he was using. It was something psychotic.
Yeah, I don't know what to play. I mean, should I just witch the back?
Maybe. The thing is-
I know this guy! Okay.
Somebody in charming me bro. He uses goblin stein balloon freeze. I'm not even kidding
So what should I do just chill you think?
Well, let me see what your head is
I mean, I don't know if you could play anything if it's that
Bro, I assume he has a counter for the minions, right? Yes, and you could giant maybe right? Does he have an inferno dragon?
Yeah, nice call nice call okay, I feel giant for his place not even bad with your deck to be honest
Oh yes, I can see it, damn.
Bro, this spectate bug needs to go, I literally cannot launch.
Mo, try to keep your friends open for like 10 seconds, and then spectate.
Okay.
It's fine.
We'll get a fight.
Bro, this is a big ass knife. Oh
Oh double freeze he could upgrade watch out. Oh wait. Oh
This is like a web writer back then
Oh
You could get a yes, yes, yes, wait
Wait, oh a lot of damage wait. Oh, yes, we have nothing. Oh, he's gonna balloon. Oh, no, he didn't I see what for goodbye
We get nice. Oh my god
Make sure you don't wait
oh my god that's powered up but the wait but you do have some momentum with the
wish maybe it could be something
a nice well-played also smart
by the way just maybe you already know this or not but you can always use the
giant to punch the balloon away
oh wait this is not bad
nice
oh my god nice vines
okay it's damage
Try to be careful here because you have no vines and no snowballs so we could go for a balloon lumberjack in the pocket.
You might have to get a giant punch on the balloon.
Oh, not anymore.
It's not over yet, bro. Don't look at me like that.
Oh wait what? Oh maybe it is over. Damn.
Yes! Oh my god!
Oh Louis I love you.
Damn.
Now people are saying refund, but I guess I got sniped. People are saying no refund. Damn.
Okay just refund, just refund, just refund.
But I was probably confused to be honest. I was definitely confused.
I thought you were gonna win without push.
really? Yeah. Let's go. Maybe. He definitely had a chance here. He had momentum. Oh my
god. Yes. I'm so happy right now. Bro, I'm not gonna lie though. Bro, I must feel good
bro because I actually thought he was gonna like, like I thought you could come back there
at the end but I thought that he was gonna win like for quite a while. Bro, I decided
to play pigs lightning, the one with evil ghosts.
No, with the icewiz they're done barbara.
There was one with musk and delivery but not a big fan of it.
Yeah, true.
Maybe you try to like, use a bunch, I don't even know, I don't even know.
That's true actually.
Yeah, so this could be somebody that's trying to snipe you guys.
Wait, wait, wait, so the game you just won, are you going to count that in like, 10 wins?
No, no, I think I should.
I thought you should because you count the losses to those nights.
Yeah, you're right, you're right, yep, Radish right, Radish right.
Oh, true.
If we had a streak, it would have reset if you lost.
True.
Alright.
Okay.
So we're at 1 minute.
Okay.
1 minute.
Not bad here.
Let's see.
Hopefully it's the start of a nice streak.
Yep.
Oh, this guy has snowballs.
That's a normal snowball.
Yes.
It's a jank wager.
Try and grab without evo's snow.
Well he might have evil star me I faced him before.
Yeah.
Well, Scarman you would be kind of tough if you'd have a lot of time to steal things.
Yep.
Unfortunately.
Let's see, that won't be easy but I think I can win this.
I mean he just doesn't have the blue one.
This doesn't seem too bad.
Oh the East bird!
Wait, that should hit the tower right?
Yeah, it did.
Oh, not the best.
But the ghost should survive though. This is a nice counter push.
Oh he missed! He missed, yeah. I'm gonna barge on the right. Oh, that's some bro, that's
so much damage. Yeah, he doesn't have a good card in hand to defend that. No minions
in most car me so that's gonna be the car
I'll be back in 20 seconds
just gonna grab a coffee or something
come on let's let's see hopefully
let's go get a sleep
oh let's go yeah it's a hit so far for you
yeah i didn't take a 5 second vape break
vape break yeah let's go vape break got it
no no they sent vape break
oh vape break yeah wait did you see your vape
No, see bro, here's the thing. I leave my set up a lot because I have a small ladder, so I pee a lot, right?
But my chat, every time I leave my set up, they're saying I'm vaping off camera, like I'm ashamed to show them.
Chat, if I'm vaping, I'm vaping on the street. I don't fucking vape dude.
Are you out of your mind?
Yeah, you're allowed to vape on the street, but I don't vape, I don't vape.
I don't have a lot.
Oh, I got the buggy games
Wait, is it like Mohammed Kun or something?
Yeah
Oh, that's really hard
A, E, Q, and Evo cannon.
I've seen you win this before though.
Yeah, I mean, it's... I mean, him having barbell is a little bit better than log, but still...
Yeah.
It's... awesome.
Bro, if there's someone who can win this matchup, it's Roy, you know.
Yeah, for sure.
You're so humble, bro.
No, for real, Rona. I've seen you win this though.
Actually though
Yeah, maybe. Oh, he messed up.
Oh, okay.
Yeah, I have my evos which is something, I guess.
This guy always emotes the whole game too, man. I remember when you played this guy around.
No, no, his name is Gams. His name is Gams.
Oh, WL Gams! That's what it is.
This guy doesn't really emote. This guy is not mentally insane.
Yes, WLGAMS.
Yeah, that guy is mentally insane.
Yup, against every person you've ever watched him play against you, probably.
Wait, what does WL mean?
Um, it's a clan. People get made to put that in their names sometimes.
No way, it's not there.
Yeah, I feel like maybe you just like upset like sometimes dream see people will lose some trophies and just start like dying and making like a mess.
Yes.
Like they like get upset and make a mess.
It's always the one trick of certain decks. Always.
That's true. Yeah.
Oh, that was not very good.
Oh yeah, it's okay.
He used the cannon though, how he can't really stop this skinny veil.
That's the full connection to power.
Oh, not bad.
That's pretty good.
No!
I don't know how to fix it yet.
Bruh, and then he just knows how I need to do it.
I can fix all the damage back.
Wait, you might mind if you just delete.
bro i got another hit oh no wait hit the tower with some damage okay wait hit it again nice okay i mean
it's not big like that yeah nice dude that is like a top five copa of all time
wait does that change all they fixed it
Bro, I swear every time we do this challenge and you play a bait deck, bro, you'll always
be problem 2.
Actually, last time that happened too, yes, last time I used to think that I'd be problem
2.
Why does this always happen?
Bro, Riley, maybe the thief are not even around, bro.
Bro, you're really good to the trail, bro.
You could probably beat anything with the rail.
Yeah.
Yeah, I'm out of you all problems.
I like to know if you'll sell them down.
Yes.
Bro, that's so lame.
We just need to use this farm.
Wait.
Walk you to the floor.
Oh, the evil chair.
I'm gonna lie down on the pulpyboot.
You quickly get down.
The east barrier is the way.
So, he's using the east barrier like every step in the way.
Yeah.
I've got hard countered all of my games. That's kind of sad
Yeah, this this is not your fault I think the last three times I've done this challenge
I just always get hard countered.
Damn, bro.
Ruin the one.
Yeah, maybe you're on drill, Raddy.
You just drill them in the ass, you know what I mean?
Yo.
Yo.
No, Mike, you know what I'm saying?
It's something like Jinxny's talking from experience, man.
Bro!
Yo!
No!
No!
No, no.
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
Maybe Riley knows what I'm talking about.
Raddy, do you think it's real to rock it or real to poison it?
I like poison.
What's the difference between the two?
I feel like Rocket's more aggressive.
Is Rocket more match-up-dependent, do you think, or no?
A little bit, I think.
A little bit.
Yeah, it's a bit.
Oh, I'm up.
Okay, sorry.
Thank you.
Okay, guys, I'm gonna win, all right?
I got this, guys.
I think you haven't really won yet.
Oh, I played this guy.
I think this guy uses X power.
Me neither.
Oh, I played this guy. I think this guy uses X-Bell.
Me neither.
I might be totally wrong, but I think this guy uses X-Bell.
Alright, number 9.
Oh my God.
I guess I have to bind them rich now.
I don't want to leak, so I have to bind them like that.
He's going to zap this, and I think I've already lost.
Oh, we have Log.
We messed up, we messed up, we messed up.
I'm having Log is way better than Zap in that situation at least.
Wait, isn't this the RG Fire Tracker Minions Fireball guy?
Haven't you faced him before?
With like, maybe Bards?
Yes.
I think you faced him like, six months ago,
when you were trying to get the Ultimate Champion.
You were in like, the...
Lulie.
Oh yeah, and I faced him too, when I had a Drill Log Snowball Demolisher.
Uh...
Look, Bards, see?
Yeah.
Riley, I don't even remember what I had for breakfast last morning, bro.
What are you reading?
No, Riley's memory isn't saying...
It's insane, we have a really good memory.
Oh, but right, right, right, right. Okay, okay, right.
I don't even, I don't...
What's that?
How do you remember that?
Well, he says memory's insane.
That's a fine, that's a fine.
No, that's...
No!
Oh, that's...
MAAAAAAAH!
It's okay, guys, I forgot my memory.
As long as the prince dies, though, you should be fine.
Yep, yep.
Nice finds thanks Colton. How would you like to be permanently banned?
Like Colton you're just here playing on my downfall dude.
Alright. Alright alright. Let's go. Let's go.
Let's go.
Oh did someone say big chat?
You can type it in the name Colton chat like it's not a big chat!
It should be log and fire log and fire
Watch out for the fire
to get really scary
he is another princess
this guy has no one with no arrows
oh no you might go in on the black
you might go in on the black
yes
oh
watch it for the player's glasses out of the way
oh nice
no
ok which
what
what
Why did the princess notice me?
WHAT?!
Why did the princess notice me?
FAAAH!
I've never seen this kind of guy in my life.
That was so unlucky.
Yo that was bullshit. Nah.
Did I guess?
Bro that's like
Bro I literally oh and three yeah, but you're getting hard countered bro. I could have won that I have been yeah
But bro that guy that clearly countered you too though. No, he didn't he don't know he didn't count
Bro, how do you know he had barbs you have nothing for the barbs and then he had by your cracker and princess
Yeah, but he killed my witch without like overspending right and then I have many packer for the RG
I don't know, man, I feel like he wins those.
It's OK.
All right, let's start winning now.
We're going to start winning.
Yes, bro, yes.
The challenge is a curse.
It's the hardest challenge of all time.
The challenge is to win, not to lose, bro.
Appreciate that, man.
Thanks.
Now I know.
Obviously I'm trying to win guys
Wait, who is OYATSU? Whatcha saying OYATSU?
He's a really popular 2.6 player
He's a very good 2.6 player
This matchup is not easy
Because it cannot tackle me very nice
From Japan
Yeah, Japan
He like used to be the best 2.6 player
might still be I'm not sure it might still be him to be honest I'm not
exactly sure
it's on the phone
Yeah, it's like we're kind of trading off things, I guess.
Yeah, let's see.
If I win this, I'm gonna get a lot of trophies too.
He's really hard.
Oh, you're definitely lightning right now.
Yes, lightning.
Most use your pigs because of the fireball?
Yeah, yes.
What?
We don't, what?
What was that?
He Fyro'd the little putt there.
That was really cool.
Fyro take those.
Yeah, he's female, but he's doing...
That's not too much, I need to mine each game.
Wait, here?
Wait, that could get some damage.
Yeah, I think he...
Wait, I think yeah, I think I won.
Oh, he missed again, bro.
He missed, like, everything this game.
Let's go.
I
Bro this pigs that is so solid it's really solid
Yes, I'm surprised you that that bro that pigs that got made the other season
I think it's been just like an underrated deck
Yes, yes, it's because the people when using it less because of the ghost evil
nerf and Barbaral too but it's still good do you think the Evo Ghost is nerfed or do
you like like do you think it's still really good or yeah I think it's still
really good yes do you think it needs another nerf maybe maybe but I think I
would nerf other cards first I don't think it's that high the number one card
the card? Probably the either the hero musketeer or the knight. Probably the knight because
it's more versatile.
How about one non-hero card?
Oh, okay. Wait, I'm going to take a look at the cards because sometimes you can miss
some obvious and obvious ones.
What do you think about? Oh, yeah, I would definitely nerf the ego scaling it's getting down. Yes, yes
That's what I said
That's what I said. It's really broke the ego skeleton barrel man. That part is broken
It is it just the death damage is so stupid. I hate how it one shot to minions
I
So do you think the evo scourge you would know is not counting heroes?
Yes.
Yes.
The scourge follows.
The evo scourge it's really really broken too.
Yeah, that could have been a value.
I'm sure.
Yeah. I gotta be the value.
Have a nice counter push, actually.
Kind of.
Wait, sorry. I think that's the black.
Nice. Nice.
This looks like the deck guys.
I was using the deck on my other account but I just wanted to have some fun with like
Exmo and stuff but I guess it's just not working out.
This style of deck is pretty solid.
I like it with the musketeer and delivery though.
Yeah this one is probably like for this meta.
Yeah.
It's fine.
the delivery helps so much against like minions and sparky decks and musketeer too
yeah yeah oh those Kelly's were really nice yeah
well these little things man they take matters so much Skelly so the ghost
doesn't go invisible and makes the difference much easier yes it's the
little thing for those really good
I'm gonna try it right now.
Okay.
I can win this.
Right, are you sick?
Um, I wouldn't say sick, but I feel like the weather changing so much is making me like
cough, sneeze, stopping my nose some days.
Cause like, in Canada, like the other day was minus like 15, okay?
And then the next day it was like just seven degrees so like it's just changing so much
And I feel like it just like gives me sinuses a bit
Wait this could be mine or what? Yes, what's up with your witches don't play them in the back
Yeah, you have to
Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh!
Yes!
Okay, you missed the tower.
Okay, bro. Jinx, you're gonna watch out with your boulder placements.
You don't wanna play them in the middle like that.
In case he has a Tesla, he could Tesla to activate the team tower.
Yeah, you gotta do that.
I can't now because it's so low on HP, believe it in general.
I'm just saying it generally, yeah.
So you don't do it again. Yes, yes.
Or if you have like a high HP boulder, you have to pressure with it so they don't ask it.
Yeah, you have to go giant at least.
Always giant.
Yeah.
Yes, always giant.
Gotcha.
Exactly.
And by the way, be a bit careful of the Evo skeletons.
Because he has them up next right here.
Yeah, his next skeletons are evil.
So you might want to just save your snowball for them no matter what.
I mean to be completely honest, UPD can still activate if they play the Tesla in that one
placement and play like a spirit to bring the bowler in, but it's more difficult.
just do that
yeah that's not gonna do it
yeah that's not gonna do it
but if you put it one under then it could have activated
so you have to always be careful
just make sure you're attacking the bowler
Jhinx actually did what you said bro
he went with the bowler to make it more difficult for him to activate
yeah that works most
And you can always like menu with your boulder too because they'll have to do the delivery
on the minions and then they'll kill the boulder.
It's not a damage.
Just make sure to be careful with the minor rockets.
He should like, rock at this, but it's fine because you've got so much.
I think it's fine. He spent so much on the right side too.
Maybe get some damage.
I think we snowball you in.
Nice! Come on!
Let's go
All right, I'm gonna go
Come on, let's try to keep this up
Yes, let's go
This guy oh this guy has a weird mega night mega night mega night battle ram freeze
Inferno yeah mother wait that bomber it's so weird
Yeah
Yeah
Hmm, I think that girl is supposed to be the best.
Let's see.
Wait, where'd you get 2000 damage from?
The pigs.
I split the pigs.
Yeah, and the Duchess is so bad.
It like wore off in the one gig in like a thousand and three years
Perfect timing on the skeletons man
Yeah that could have been bad, that could have been bad
Dude that was so perfect, holy shit
Yeah, thank you
at least he doesn't have like a golden eye or something in this deck, but he does have
a mother so I need to watch out for it on my gopro
dude the mother witch could get really annoying cause the piggies have more HP than the
mother witch which is gonna make sense
yes
Oh it, nice that was good.
Oh, it really did.
That was really cool.
Everything's going right.
Hopefully it stays like this.
Bro, his deck is a lot of compression.
He has the MW, the MW, the FW.
Wait, it's gonna do it.
I
of
the
the
the
the
Yep. Wow, this deck is really unique.
I'm sure it's not as hard as that.
Do that left side. Yes.
Oh.
Yeah, I'm full.
Oh, wait, wait, that was a bad defense.
GG.
I didn't defend that well.
Yeah, I played that wrong.
I played the hot too early.
I need to scale these first and then hot like last second.
Um, wait, so, Moe, what did you do wrong there at the end?
Yeah, it was I remember when I went to Eastbury in the middle
I wanted to actually the king tower there, but I played my hop too early
I did it to wait for the mega night to jump on the scale is then hot last second before it connects to my tower
That was the mistake
Yeah, I don't really know what like I didn't know what happened
I was like that that
um mecha knight battle ram push is really like that's a lot of pressure it's insane but she
made evo yeah oh right again i don't even know you're in yeah
like the mother which can get kind of annoying there too
Thank you, Dr. Duckey, for that flimsy with no, like, knight or something, I guess.
Bro, the mini-pat-pat, it does rub it right against the flimsy.
Okay, nice.
Yeah, I don't know how much I like this, I'm not going to lie, I already down a lot of
the leaks here.
Yeah.
Oh, nice delivery to stop him.
Thanks.
And Kya's like, I'm trying to think like 3M and Ice Golem?
Next two cards.
I'm actually down so much elixir.
I don't even know what to do bro.
I do, I do, but I didn't have it for the first elixir collector so I wouldn't take these
instead.
Now I'm just in a cycle of being down an elixir I feel like.
Well, I would have liked Lightning Day in the beginning because if it re-impeded in the beginning then I can be fine
by if I didn't have it in my first hand so I'm just going to go back.
He's just kind of a bad goldmine there though, I feel like, because
it's Golden Knight, like, he pins off the ability on my hut and my hut's getting a lot of value, but
I think he's just going to stand months and try to make like one massive push that comes for you guys, me.
I don't deserve this bro, I actually don't bro, I deserve something to come to you bro,
bro, please come inside of me and defend bro, please.
Bro what?
I'm gonna start to go away again
oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
bro, this is the most
bro, bro, bro, bro
bro, this is so crazy
oh, this happened just because of the starting hand by the way
what the f*** is going on?
what the f***
oh, oh, oh
okay, it didn't hit me
wait
Wait, that was a good kill, wasn't it?
Wait, I'm alive?
Wait, my ghost is not dead yet.
No, I'm not done yet.
Wait, it's a dash!
Wait! Wait!
You got it, you won!
Wait, get full pump!
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait!
You wanted to win!
Yo, Morachi came inside of me for that,
I don't need for that, bro. Thanks, Moe. Holy shit, bro.
Bro, why is that the first thing you thought of after winning that?
Wait, why did I get another few musketeers? I don't know.
I'm confused, but...
Yeah, he did. He did a little block art for you.
No, he doesn't. He placed the rules confusing the deck.
Yeah, I don't know why he never...
Maybe he was scared of, like, the delivery value? I don't know.
Yeah, but it's like it's whole winning and he should have to use it eventually, I think.
Oh, no! Probably got five of them down, bro.
Oh, dude, I think I got sniped, man.
Oh, anti-jinks, aww.
This guy's evil, too. This guy's evil.
This guy's an evil little kid. He just spams me with his gun.
Holy bro.
I should have psyched my minions if he has a limit in this fucking name.
Bro, these people are, there's people on job with bro. So annoying.
Yes bro.
Bro, Riley can vouch this bro. I think every time I play ranked, I get snipe probably at least like three times.
Dude every time every time I've hopped on with you, bro
I've seen you against this plan maybe at least three times a minimum of three times extreme
This is already number two and you only played fuck this is your 15
Bro actually jixie
Sometimes I'll spectate you when like I'm when like you're just pushing and like I'm not like with you and I'll still
See you against this plan bro. It actually doesn't matter. There's no end
I don't know if I can do anything because I think if I use my witch he might just balloon the other side.
I don't have snow plunder.
What do you think I could even do?
Should I just bag for forgiveness?
I mean you could, you could giant like, I mean it depends on his deck like, I feel like it depends on their deck but giant first play is not bad.
Especially when you know, wait is it a mirror?
this could be a mirror yeah especially when you know you got sniped sometimes
it's just good to start because like if they snipe you then they're gonna come
and look at your starting hand and have a very good idea on what to do
immediately you know what I mean oh never mind
oh
Sweet.
Nice.
You'll watch how you saw to defend Mark.
If he slides behind himself, I'm gonna get him.
Ropefans and freeze.
You're gonna have to block for the bowler because you might need a little bit more power.
You might need a little bit more power.
Okay.
Wait, wait.
He's not good enough.
Wait, is he?
Wait, I think you just go giant gravedare.
Yeah, you have to go without, bro.
Maybe Graveyard could use E-Drag Evo, and you have to find this thing if you can.
Wanna get the blinds down? Oh my god, and then...
Make sure to defend the Inferno Dragon, make sure to defend the Inferno Dragon, make sure to defend the Inferno Dragon.
Oh my god, wait, wait, please, please, please!
Fuller, wait up! Fuller, Fuller, come on!
Yes!
Come on, come on, come on, JX, oh god, you got this, bro.
You can just reset with your witches in the back.
Oh my god!
I'm gonna die!
I'm sorry!
No!
Bro, you're so good, bro.
Let's actually go, guys!
Oh my god, bro.
Oh my god!
Dude, what a win.
Bro, that was like a buzzer beater to take the tower.
Dude, and then you just rolled him, bro.
That was beautiful.
That Devo Snow caught three units.
That was disgusting.
And then the Vines caught the tower in two units.
That was just so much value.
That was just insane, bro.
bro a good ass win jinxing good win but that was the best of the day
wow check if he that was that was insane
nah he didn't get kicked out bro him losing that matchup is crazy
there's nothing more satisfying than beating a snipe bro nothing oh my god
let's go for real let's go
geez
channel 2014 in the world right now guys that is insane bro
Have them as high in like weeks. Oh
Bro I'm playing against me
Yeah
I'm toast bro, yeah, it's because he has a delay
Bro moe, you're talking to Microsoft sloppy here, bro
That's the only way
dude yeah cuz the delivery just ruins the piggies and the east group pretty good
yeah bro the delivery takes out like 70% of the piggies help and it's only three
It's really close here
I still got some damage, I guess.
Not too bad, I guess he doesn't have a night ability for a little bit as well.
2 of the barf got him
Bro Moe I see you Wendy's bro
Me too
Let's see bro let's see
Yes
Unfortunately bro I think I should have played that right away because he didn't have skillies
And
It's okay
Yeah, I was looking at ability, too.
We're on the right!
He's kind of messing up.
Nice, this is a decent spot.
Yeah, it could be worse.
You could still land him to get across something by the water, but you should be careful.
Yeah.
oh that refarget's bro okay bro three lightnings two lightnings
Well, I just need to make sure that the mind doesn't make it so he needs two rockets
And I think I should be able to win
Yeah
Maybe if he likes the bridge he needs a block it's much easier
I think he got it brother, now that he gets to the wall
I think I won, yeah
Okay, I don't know
I
Walk it right now. I think you get like the first
This matchup is not easy at all bro nice for the win
Let's go
Let's go
You're so tough, bro
bro he if I was playing you I would not win that bro he messed up too many times
most of bro bro you can't keep this humble getting it going bro come on bro
he did met you just the one rocket on the royal ghost like earlier in the game I think yeah true
and then I think you got a really good sequence after that yes after that I had a good
the ad-good moment
oh this is just
do you guys think bush needs a nerf or no?
no i'm not gonna lie maybe not because like i feel like it's really niche until me i'm like one annoying deck
but like i feel like every card before the bush could get nerfed in that deck
Yeah, like like even the spirits I feel like are better than the bush the bush is just like a good fit that sometimes
I agree by the wall breakers, but like it's not annoying though
It's one of those cards where you just want nerf I think like I wouldn't I'd be happy if they nerf
Yeah, but do you remember one day buffed its damage? I like that one. Yeah, it does do so much damage
It does do a lot of damage. Maybe Nick could reduce the damage a little bit. Yeah, yeah
That's fair. Oh, you're so smart. Yeah
Okay
We hopefully the pig thanks for the ghost
oh yeah bro the deliverance is so clutched here this metro
getting worse every day bro why only this this is where you gotta save no Jx your
your hair might be perfect
more steam bro
oh moe i'm not gonna lie though
bro he just inked reciprocating
i don't know i don't think he messes with me
oh
yes
because moe is being
blighted me over to watch a movie but he just wanted to
sit on the edge of the bed i don't know
just like i don't know
damn that that feels bad
i do whatever
bro it's fine i'll get over it
I'm not going to Turkey and save your hair, I'm just going to let it all out, it is fun
to escape.
Well kid, Jinxies, you can definitely be bald, like you're actually very handsome bald.
Thank you, yeah, I'm also bald, I'm also bald, but.
Julie, that's about it, bro.
Thank you.
Why not, bro?
I don't want to get a hairline surgery dude. I like chat the thing is bro
I don't even think about my hair line until I play class on my phone and then I look up at the chat and all you guys
Talk about is the fucking hair line
Like I don't even think about
Okay, John currently 2015 if I win this I'll be you got this guy
Bro, it'll be the top. I feel like a longer streak than three. I swear on more than three
I have eyes
Aren't we on board and this would be five
Wait, are we?
No, well, we have to break as I won and then you won in the jinks to one that I won against we have to be bored. Oh
It's always
We need to go because there's a bit of delay. I'm dumb
Bro, jinks you this guy might have golem goblin curse by the way this guy called sober
Like the clan sober deck he plays golem goblin first minor
Okay, yeah, I think you just don't great
Like maybe just a giant
Giant with the witch. Yeah, yes
Have your snowball ready for a scummy though. We both had the same
thinking them
Bro having the same idea you feel good. I can't lie
Oh
You make sure to watch out cuz you could get like a crazy person something
The mini-pack of cooked that was that was so good
Yes, it was the mini-pack away from the front of dragon 2 and then we said that I was really good
Yes
Last dude should be Curse and Miner.
Miner, okay.
Yeah, bro, because the guy called Thober, he's a French big talker, he plays S.
Okay, yeah, I didn't know that.
Wait, what, I think that might splash the tower?
Yeah, I think it will, too.
It will. But maybe it doesn't matter about which.
I mean, even though he has Curse, the Evil Witch isn't too bad against it because he can't
heal up.
I just mean if he goes for like a graveyard, he could get crazy value under it first.
As much as he's not a hero.
You remember that you can always giant ability stuff onto the right lane because you have
the Witch and Minifac at the end.
By the way, his next Imperial Dragon is Evil.
Yeah, but yeah, mind the whines recess, but you probably already know that.
The April symbol also recessed.
Oh, the April symbol, watch out for that. Need to kill the general.
Minion!
No, you're good, you're good. You're gonna die. Yeah, you're good.
Let's go guys bro play this so well you're in bro. You're actually still locked bro. Damn
That's a good shit man
Wait, I play now
Yeah, I am number two as well
Oh
I've been pushing up my 4 accounts these days grinding.
I'm not going to lie bro, I open up your profile at least 3 times a day just to see that for
honest.
Oh this guy.
Oh wait, it's the same deck as that other deck I just lost.
Did I not got a ram freeze?
Yes.
See bro, this time I need to watch out with the king activate.
back to each
how the rich man
yeah
well this is gonna be so annoying
is he really protective?
he looks kind of sick
yeah he could have like mk'd there
if he went mega knight and then battle ram buff
Yeah, I think I'm a lot of people.
Yes.
Oh, that's a survive.
It's okay.
Yeah.
Yeah, kinda.
You have to usually split it.
Yeah.
Especially this one, cause he has bomb or two, he has so many counters.
Yes.
Hi guys, can we ban the word hairline from the chat and vagina?
Wait, what does that mean?
It's just, vagina has like a sharp hairline, they're just typing vagina hairline.
Wait, isn't that bro, isn't he like an anime character?
Like in Dragon Ball? In Dragon Ball?
Yeah, Dragon Ball. He has like the worst hairline.
Yeah, bro, dude, if you defend this wrong, I'm gonna start. I don't even know bro
That's looking at something
Bro, that's what you did in life. What broke you he upgraded it. Yeah, I know but
I felt like the barbed wire was killing me.
Oh wait, the barbed wire got that one there.
Yeah, it got it.
It's okay.
No, not really.
This will be interesting.
Kill the bomb.
So 6.9 now you got this.
Yeah, let's see.
I have a lot of troops down.
A lot of control.
Hmm, it worked out, I guess.
Crazy lightning.
I feel like you're gonna have to pressure the King's hour too, it's the only way.
Yes.
Hold up, hold up, hold up, in my car!
Okay I need to like really lock in.
Let's see.
We're in a little bit of a battle.
Bro you've won crazier games, bro.
Okay, what was that he has no freeze
That's a hard counter bro.
You brought that really close for how bad that matchup was bro.
Bro you played this kind of bro.
Bro this challenge is hard bro.
Dude don't worry, I've lost on 9 years before bro.
Mine wins no way.
Yeah I remember this.
It was with uh, Cat.
And remember Braille was there for support remember?
It was, I let everyone down bro.
It was bad.
Bro maybe we need Mr. Brawl for support bro.
Oh this guy's using E-Giant huh?
Yeah looks like it.
I don't see much E-Giant anymore man, maybe because of the hero Minipekka or something.
Yeah, E-Giant always has NATO.
That's like the lightning and nato or like the like constants of the death no matter what
Yeah
Dude his deck i've actually used it before it's pretty fun because you can get some cool cold and night changes
I
Bro, I got this idea from someone and like if you ever play among us, I feel like should we do proximity chat
Like if we ever play among us again, I feel like proximity chat would be so fun. Like
It would be on the VC. Yeah, it's not being on VC
Imagine you like
I don't want to steal all the dishes, I guess.
I'm gonna sell them.
Alright, bro.
The giant lives forever on one health.
My god.
Bro, I'm lost.
Bro, that's so lucky.
No.
I'm lucky.
Aha, man.
Wait, that's gonna be a lot of kicking damage.
Yo!
damage yo okay okay that's not a lightning that he needs a lightning
nato wait wait lightning does well 415 I think
it's 415 nato that's like let me change the spell damage is way too often
Nowadays bro. I'm looking right now. Nato does 36
51
Yeah, this is not late of lightning but you but this is not lightning for you either so
Wait you lost
You guys opened the space pool.
10 seconds later he didn't do the math.
He didn't do the math.
Wait guys, I'll be back.
I'm gonna go pee but I'm gonna lock in.
I'll be back one sec.
That was so funny.
I was watching you.
I left the game.
Bro, you're a W coach.
Bro, that was so funny.
That was so funny.
Bro, because knowing it doesn't do enough, you play a lot different, bro.
That's funny.
Yeah, exactly.
That's why I played like that.
That was so good.
What a go, man.
Good win.
Good win.
Three-time World Champion for a reason, guys.
Crazy, bro.
Come on.
I mean, I didn't even know the spell damage either.
I had to look at it.
Bro, it's because they changed them way too often, bro.
They changed it, yeah.
Yeah.
There's the spell damages like every month, like the last like 6 to 8 months or 7, like
6, 7 months.
Yeah, they always change it by like 1 or 2 and I don't know what to do with it.
Yeah!
Remember Fireball was doing 301 and then 300 and then like, stupid chili like Rocket was
541, now it's 540.
Now it's 540, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, and then Log was like, bro, Log's all over the place, bro.
Just keep changing theories.
Wait, what does Log, how much does Log do it now?
It gets like 59 and it's like almost 65.
I think that's level 60.
Oh, oh, level, say, I never mind, never mind, never mind.
Yeah, it's 59 at level 15.
But it used to be 60 like a few seasons ago, it just keeps changing.
Yeah, I don't know.
People are saying fent break.
Fent break.
Remember when people used to call you fently?
Bro, bro, bro.
those were good times man bro let's stop that bro stop that bro
alright guys I'm gonna lock in now bro jixie did you know that people used to call Wiley
Fentley
It was in my streams like bro like a year or two ago and my streams people just put anything in them Lee like Fentley
Zestley like stuff like this, bro
Nice, I'm not even zesty like that either, bro. That's like the craziest part, bro
Yeah, I mean, dude, my chat just says,
but you haven't heard I'm the whole stream, bro.
Chat, maybe at first it was part of the bro.
It's not, come on, bro.
My hair line is not that good.
Coakley.
Oh, yeah, I've been called that too.
Yeah.
Oh, and Coakley, like, as in coping.
I've been called that too.
Yeah.
All right, guys.
They're the guy who said goonly.
I'm 1800 right now.
If I win this, I think I'll be like 1700 or something,
maybe.
Wait, Jynxie, does Hibis have a better hairline than you?
Uh...
Maybe.
Potential him.
Wait, this guy's Alina's kind. He might have hogged him.
Right?
He could have hogged.
Probably.
Watch out for that.
Yeah.
Groting.
Groting.
Groting.
Groting.
The witch is gonna have to be the MVP against the mighty murderer.
Yeah.
Yes, you just gotta watch out when they have Skellies in hand.
They can go fog Skellies because there is a mini-peck of placement to fully counter the
fog but if they go Skellies, it's gonna go on the Skellies and the hog gets like three
hits so you just need to watch out for that.
I think
okay it came back to the might matter coming back
I think
you know it's gonna still defend it yeah and I think having to defend it
would be way worse than getting little bit of damage there
yeah cuz he would have had to do many pecker or bowler and then he would have had to
really good giant really good giant yes yeah oh you're gonna play how to see
defend this nice goodbye to me for the witch yo yo that was so good nice snow
you fucking know it yo oh that was you're the odd one today bro this is
missed a wave. Nice. Oh, that's challenge in a hog for sure. Oh wait oh my god he ran away!
Yes! Nice! Oh! Good. Whoa, Jinx you need to play which a bit higher so that when he plays his
might win her ability it can
you know i took up the graveyard here because i was gone
no
dude i think i messed up because i witched the lamp instead of witching the
right one yeah against the mighty mind you need to
play the witch higher like the very top level
because if you witch the ability the witch will still kite the mighty
minor I'm getting it no matter what so again you have to double job high up yes
in like the top middle of the arena do you know where people put their like
cash was a better like they're all the way up there like really high I see my
bad guys damn bro not only bro I we I don't think we even out of streak bro
it's fine. McDonald's got a copyright strike your hair line all right well it's
okay we didn't have a streak anyways right I think I don't yeah I don't think
we did if we did it was one max it doesn't matter
it's better to lose at the start of the street than in the later ends of the
yep yep that's my bad I learned though so high up against got it got it got it
well I think we're number 12 right now by the way
oh oh against the fjord he has a girl bro yeah he does bro I'm playing minor rock hit
What do you think about this mate?
He's so good with RG.
Really good with RG.
This is not good.
Because I can just push.
I mean not the best start but that's all right because I think I'm down the
Oh you're playing here?
Yes.
Oh he waited bro, he waited.
He waited so long.
There. That was pretty plain on the screens. Yes, but usually people go for the East Spirit
right away, but there he waited a long time. So that was well-played.
I'm fine for now at least, chill bro chill chill chill
Oh, it's returbed in.
Yeah.
Nice, you made sure it was returbed in.
You're still alive, bro. You got this, bro.
Yeah.
Oh, I'm such a bad cycle, he's just gonna keep doing the same thing.
wait, some value...
Oh my god.
Coming out of that with only one hit.
Oh my lord.
Ah, I guess it's still possible.
Yes, I see.
Nice.
Another one, girl.
Wow.
What the fuck?
What the fuck?
What the fuck?
What the fuck?
What the fuck?
Oh my god.
What?
What?
What the fuck?
Oh my god.
Wow, that was actually...
Oh my god, that was actually...
What?
What the fuck?
Bro, you are disgusting.
that was so so hard let's go dude that is one of the most freaky
yeah it's everywhere bro what in the world bro yeah I know that was so hard
bro the craziest part to me is that it would have been hard enough to just
defend that he was throwing miners on the tower in the middle of this bro I
I don't understand. Wow, bro.
And that one minor...
Bro, that one minor...
You just made the difference at the end.
Yes, yes. You can only walkie. You have to get some minor damage too.
That is good. Bro, that was incredible, bro.
Holy shit.
It was.
Let's go.
Wait, doesn't this guy play Sparky or something?
I think he plays Giant's graveyard and Mortar.
They're probably Giant's graveyard in this meta.
Okay, yeah.
Bro, you guys are so good at...
Thank you
Bro, this is like something many like good players know like
This could be it bro
Yeah, I'm gonna well if you defend he must be here tonight can wait
He's cool
So much value
Insane
How did you like how?
I'm watching that back later. I'm sorry
I might watch that back later too, if I was crazy.
Because the thing is, when I watch, I like to think of what I would do and I feel like
I lost if I had 60 times.
Like when playing that all the time.
Bro, it was the single lick, sir.
One like, I kept fishing with my knife in and I had to over defend.
when like I had no momentum for like four minutes straight.
Yeah like I understand where all went wrong but like the fact you picked it up and recovered from
there is what's so like incredible in my opinion. Like I feel like no one would have been able to
take that spot that you were in. Like okay I'm glazing out there like no one would have been
able to take that spot and like slim like nobody because like I'm thinking like damn me and
Nate would have lost 36 times and you just did it your first try like okay whatever bro.
Bro, I appreciate your move.
Bro, if I appreciate your game play, Bro, you should bless my eyes and shit.
What? I love this guy, bro.
I'm gonna finish.
Bro, that turret is coming in for a totally shit.
Yeah.
I should have saved this.
Wait, do we throw up?
It's okay. I always use the Snow Believe all day. That's good.
Yeah.
Two hits.
Deserve Glaze? Thank you, bro!
Yeah, it is, bro.
I'm glad someone understands.
It's just a...
Moe, it's not really possible to glaze you, bro.
Because, bro, you're a three-time world champion,
and you can't really... it's time to play it.
I'm sorry.
Oh, no, I feel like I've glazed a few times, to be honest.
Yeah, but like, is it really Glade?
I mean, I'm trying to make this argument known, I agree.
Bro, Dixie, I'm glad man, you were always on the same wavelength.
Yeah, it's like-
I'm trying to save it 75, it's like, for like, okay, like, maybe I'm slurping a little bit, but like-
Yeah, whoa, whoa.
It's Moe.
Yeah, he saves the-
What?
Well, I'm slurping.
Yeah, I know.
But I'm saving the water.
Yeah, slurp for you.
Yeah, no, it's like, I don't think there's any nice travel around it.
It's like, it's very deserve it bro, I appreciate it so much bro, yeah, I mean,
I mean, I mean, okay, because, probably, the thing is, no matter what, I think you
You have to always think of yourself as the best, you need to always have that mentality.
I've always had that mentality, but like I wouldn't just outright tell someone, yeah I'm the go-
No, I wouldn't do that.
Oh man, don't punch me.
Oh, he said he's gonna ring then.
That's the one here.
Wait, what are you saying? I'm sorry.
I was saying like I wouldn't just outright say I'm the goat to someone I think it's it's much better
That someone says that rather than me saying it about myself
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
And you still always try to
Oh
This guy uses hog
It's okay now, you know the witch placement against the mic man that should help
No
Right wanted to which the bridge there like predict the skeleton
No, yeah, don't do that. It's better to just play her in the back.
That's nice.
Oh, that was really good.
Oh, that was really good.
I know you might know
He is caught there's no way yo, this is such a good push
Now this was still this isn't you're still up the lake sir
Oh, this is not a good sequence.
Yeah, it's not over yet though.
You have to eat more snow
Oh, no, oh watch out watch out watch out very good vines watch out. There's gonna fire factory again
Watch out he might try to respawn cycle soon, but probably not yet
Wait you can always giant ability the hog away if you need to
Why is the ball on the right side of the screen?
I like that. I like that. I like that a lot.
Wait, wait, this is really good.
Yeah, you have to keep playing in the same lane.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
okay wait this is this has to be it this fire truck is going to shred every
thing
I'm not sure what I'm doing.
Oh, where is she going?
Why not?
What are you doing?
What?
What's the splash?
Splash!
Nice!
Oh my God it's Splash!
People snow
Maybe China Billy mom come on wait come on keep going
Keep going nice
I
Try to kill the firecrackers killing everything like oh
My god, yeah, I would have built it. I would have won. I never use my ability bro
I never know what like I feel like every time he's my Billy I just lose but in that story I probably should have
Yeah
Okay, it happens
Yes
Okay, I'm killing right now
right now. Fuck! You almost won that matchup. I have to be down so much as well. That matchup's
bad because they just have the earthquake and the e-spirit and then like just the cannon
and the fire. It's like everything. Is it getting better now because I have the mini
pack up in the hog now with the hero? Yeah. Oh, there's no place with a mini pack
now chat this is gobi, this isn't going to be
oh i should have fucking
FUCK
i hate using that guy
it's okay jingxi, it happens bro it happens
every time i get the next pando
bro sometimes it's okay to lose like this
because next time you'll never ever forget
because you know like
exactly
Yeah
Oh
Yeah
You might as well could have hit the tower and get some damage
Chill bro damn
this is great
I have to test that at least now, no, I'll cycle
no evil skellies in hand, anymore I mean, that's good
Because with minor rocket dealing with the evil skillies is pretty annoying because usually you have to minor the front
and pre-log, but that's just an easy catch.
that's a lot of stuff
yes exactly
like royal giant, all shit like that
it makes sense
oh, oh that fuck, i can do all the damage
it's okay
got this one
Yeah, hopefully
Perfect defense. Yeah, that was good defense. Yeah
of
my cycle is so so fast
Yes
Oh, hit there is great. Yeah, I think I might be smart.
He's gonna... wait, I have to rocket now.
I can't get two rockets, I need like a miraculous minor rocket or something, but it's over.
he's gonna get another EQ long
ah, there, GG
he played that good
so these games are so like, so good dude
GG
it was that one hog hit I took
that was not bad
ah, good try man
good try
damn, that's hard
I think we will bro one day bro one day everything's gonna align bro and we're gonna get it bro
I don't know it's definitely possible on a good day
Bro I'm against Archie Monk this is gonna be really annoying with the rage and the lulling
Yeah, mainly just like one or two people playing with this type of stuff I guess.
I feel like there's just too much hyperbate for people to ever even think about in a year.
There's just no way you can ever get away with a cannon here back nowadays until like some of the Skeleton Bells
Huckets and stuff.
Yeah, this is not the best really part. The Monk in the log.
Bro, you beat this guy.
Oh no, bro.
How is it that you will have a little bit?
Yeah, over like a barge there.
bro it's the hero must be here bro you gotta like I don't know what to do but
you need to like play the ability
the last reflection the thing is okay everything I'm not sure if you know that
bro but the rage kills it though with the ability the rage still kills it
oh yeah cuz I played him in this match of yesterday and I figured this out
I'm gonna take a lot of damage here, but I think I'll have a decent counter first, so.
No, not another one, bro.
Yeah, the turret is getting tanked for.
Yo!
Wait, that was really good.
That's gonna land on the tower.
This is really, really good.
It's a lot of damage.
I hate turret good.
really good
Maybe
Yeah I think you can only block the lightning with the guards so you just wait for him to
play the guards you win easy.
Well yeah I can just do this because I can only have to use his guards and then I can
just go for the lightning.
Yeah and you just win anyway.
You can't defend.
You can't defend.
Nice bra.
Let's go.
I'll play, I'll play.
That was nice.
Bro, this match is stupid, bro.
I don't like facing RG Monk, ever, bro.
I would rather face the guys.
Okay, so yeah.
Jason, how do you feel about the Monk, bro?
Um...
Oh.
Oh, again.
Oh.
Number three.
This is number three or four.
I think he's pretty balanced, but I think he's strong though.
Oh, bro look at his glam.
Yeah.
He's the third guy of the day from this game.
Not gonna lie.
I have no idea what he's using.
Looks like RG.
Low key.
I feel like RG still beats you, but you do way better into it than you used to.
Yeah, because instead of guards, I have the mini-pecker, so they can't just go
east of the tower.
They're all the way.
And sometimes a giant ability can be really nice like on offense maybe I'm like a monk or a ghost or something
Yeah, that was a mind game
That's not bad.
Wait, the me picker?
Oh, it works.
Yeah.
He definitely could win this.
Okay.
Okay, tripping the fact, lovey-dovey, just locked down, but I lovey-dovey.
Double drippin'!
Just not saying.
Next snow, Evo.
By the way, his next ghost is Evo, and he has Evo RG in his hand right now.
Okay.
Pick a call.
Ooh.
Ooh.
Ooh.
Ooh.
Ooh.
Ooh.
Ooh.
Ooh.
Ooh.
Ooh.
My orgy on the other way yeah
He's gonna fireball be careful
Nice perfect. Oh, no, we have to stop us on this number so much. No, wait. Oh
No, no, no, you can see what the king up before bro. You've won these with the king up. You got this shit
I know you can do it bro, come on.
Be careful of an RG other lane as you're pushing.
Remember the ghost.
I think you're going to win that one. My perfect bowler.
Yeah I thought it was not the greatest RG.
Minifucka killed the fish? No.
What?
Okay.
I haven't lost yet, bro. I haven't lost yet. I haven't lost yet.
I've got this, Shibro. Come on.
That's a 4RG right now.
That's lost in the fridge, don't worry.
Fireball lock doesn't take, it doesn't take, it doesn't take. It's not enough.
Upgrade, upgrade, upgrade, upgrade, upgrade!
Okay, wait. What?
You have to go on again. Just keep on going in.
You guys have to try and flip rich and cost your fingers.
Watch out for the fishermen though.
Make sure to bind some of the RG if you have it.
Wait, both of them.
Wait, oh my god. No.
No, oh my god.
Bro, I don't think I made any crazy mistakes. I just didn't capitalize on like the opera.
Like I didn't like I didn't snowball all that one in that activated king tower. Yeah
I didn't make mistake I didn't make big mistakes, but I didn't make good like I didn't make big plays
You know that you know I kind of just slowly allowed him to like whittle me out of the game
Yeah, it was it was the king activation that gave you not a lot of hope
To be honest don't bro like you played well it just like always be super little things. Yeah, that kind of like
make those hard matchups like even harder I guess but next but like remember
like even though you lost there now next time you you'll probably remember to
snowball
for sure
oh mortar yeah bro this matchup is just so annoying to play
I would like them if Pashrel would balance them but we know how they are with their
balancing so no I feel like even if they were balanced I wouldn't really like
them anyways just cuz it's so similar to champions
yeah that's his overspend yeah you had to literally overspend or else you
would have taken up more I don't know I feel like heroes was like a stupid
excuse to money grab people yeah because we gave them so much feedback right on
how stupid it is to get duplicate champions right remember how they they
fixed the duplicate champions thing well they fixed it a month later when people
are you lost a bunch of money getting duplicates you know what I mean yeah
very obvious what they do and they're not slick yeah I feel like a lot of the
problems that they fix, it's after people already spend money, you know what I mean?
It's kind of silly, and also I think level 16 was just really shitty too, like I don't
like anyone else for that, I'd actually know nobody asked for that, nobody benefits from
level 16 besides Supercell, like literally nobody, you just have to spend more money
to like survive, and then like what, it's gonna be in ranked in what, 4 months probably?
Yeah, there's like a timer somewhere the thing that makes me so mad is like I've always thought there's about games like fortnite
Clash Royale and stuff like that they will be stupid updates and then people hate their game and then they quit
But like why don't you just make people enjoy the game and let's spend money through liking the game
They'll be like willing to spend money because like the casual players aren't gonna be like oh, I can't play the game because I need to spend money
I need to spend money. They're like, okay, I'm gonna quit
And then you just quit
Yeah and I kind of like I was following my chat I feel like I feel like I'm gonna end up making less money from it because it's just gonna make more people pay. You know what I mean?
Yeah like imagine you have like 30 million like imagine like 100 million players and you make the game so good 10 million by the past real like just the past real.
more than if like say like a hundred thousand people by heroes because you have so many more
the strength and numbers of people spending
Oh, I couldn't have been looking at him.
Yeah.
He has so many cheesy things that you can do to like, maybe get like a few hundred
Oh my god! What a prediction.
He's cycling so fast.
I think I won.
a win
Yes, I mean this matchup is just full defense
I mean you played insane, bro. Good shit. Thank you, bro. Yeah
Good luck. Good luck. Oh my god
Oh, he plays Giant, yeah, but wait, this guy tilted, bro.
When I got number one earlier, I faced him at like 3-2 or something.
Damn.
Yeah, he tilted really bad.
Bro, I'm not a fan of these giant attacks, they're so scary to defend.
Yeah, now with the hero mini-pack and stuff.
if you mess up, we'll just instantly take your tower down
now they didn't really mess up like, oh you could just get started on it too
yeah
yeah, a lot of them go giant first play
you could go like dark prince mini pek at the bridge
oh, this bro just could be a hard to get down to
Yeah
Oh
I was hoping that would retarget for the ghost. Yeah, I thought yeah
I was hoping that would happen. I tried to like place it for that. Yeah, so like it pushed up the away a little yes
Okay, good deal.
At the ghost, he still needs to defend that as well.
Yeah, he can't use like a spell.
Oh, that's gonna get a hit.
Nice try.
Really good, man.
Wow.
Yeah, but...
Yeah, it's pretty good so far.
I feel like I can never find windows to attack in these matchups, at least not often, bro.
They're so annoying.
Oh, nice.
So here's the evil Balmer though, I'm kind of scared.
Nice.
Oh, this timing.
this time
oh like i hate this stupid back bro holy shit
i guess i'm not
Okay
He's just gonna
He's gonna get to the people zombie
Yeah, and then I just like randomly like didn't have something in lost
That's where dagger duchess is broken because dagger duchess just like like instantly wipes
So like the small HP units that you have left because everything in that deck does a million damage
All right, I think we give it one more try you guys down
Yeah, I'm down. Let's get a little more time. Maybe we can get 10 right now
Yes, bro imagine imagine which is gonna last that would be insane
Make sure to watch out for the turret.
Ooh, that looks damn... that did really good.
Check for a Skelly Barrel
I don't think you're cooked yet
that's a really nice new name
yep
beautiful
definitely not corrupt anymore
the evilscared liberal role
such a fantasy
I feel like every time I play against them
You know, Scaliberl, I'm serious, but he must start.
Yeah, that's nice.
Well, this is the kind of matchbook you really need, Arrows, and...
Do you think Arrows are better in this match or what?
It just depends on the match, it just depends on the match, honestly.
You get two hits.
Alright, I mean...
Oh, no.
This bowler is getting a lot of value.
Holy shit!
Holy shit!
This wasn't like even I mean it wasn't even that good of a play
Oh my god, it's so annoying bro. He just keeps going everything in the back and then at the bridge
wait this could be stun me wait he missed wait he missed he missed wait we need the
I was about to kill a few too.
Aw, dude.
Wait.
That must fucking die, what the shit!
Nah, bro, I mean...
How did she just get to go in the whole game?
Jesus Christ!
Alright, dude.
I
Just go going in
That being so can't go in watch it for the turret watch it for turret
No, it's still alive going in holy shit, holy shit
Okay, it's alive for a second.
It's going to die in a row, this is-
He's just going in, I cannot do anything. This is what happens every time I play this
game. He's literally just continuously going in for five minutes straight in second.
I mean, his sweet mother of choices.
Oh my fucking god!
You're just gonna go terrible.
Yeah, I don't know man. I just had it for five minutes.
This is literally what happens every time I play this cop or something like that.
God, that guy is so broken.
I don't know if it's broken.
Against me, I don't know.
I always have to defend myself.
I was always awkward.
I just couldn't.
I never had an opportunity to go in.
There's not a single time.
I think I graveyarded one time and it was a horrible graveyard.
This minions.
I mean, it's really never a graveyard.
Because the vines will never kill the minions.
Yeah, that's what I was saying.
i was there hurts a lot
and you don't even and the vines doesn't kill skelly barrels as well
we can give it another try if you guys want like maybe we just keep going
alright i'll go in
okay
let's see
because like yeah
we didn't even get one win
I literally lose to that deck like probably 70% of the time, 80% of the time, and that's
exactly what happens.
They just go in for 5 minutes.
Everything he does is a positive trade, so it just gets worse and worse as the game
goes on.
Because like, if you scally barrel, I have to take death damage if I want a snowball.
I take damage which I'm over spending if I pull over spending and then every time he mortars if I which he just fireballs
Which and then gets a lot if I'm gonna have to defend again
Yeah, I go minions you can just fireball the minions if I go like bowl or you just go muster to your turret the bowler
And then I'm just like I never win an exchange. So I'm always down on a mixer. And then the time just fucking shoots
No matter what you do, like every option he just has a good answer for, and then you still
have to defend that answer that you have.
The crown is calling me.
Jesus.
Jesus, please.
Jesus.
Now, Jesus.
yeah I have a spirit evil Tesla and I just have delivery next card so I should
be fine this matchup is mostly defending I don't really go in with the minor
because Brawler has guards and mini Pekka not really worth it could boss
Spend the onion and now it comes to a push.
Try to cycle the log at that point.
Okay, well no mini-precker, no guards, I might have an easy two there, yes.
Alright, have we recieved?
Yeah, I mean I knew, bro I played against this guy a million times so I knew he was gonna
ability like before he even got the shadow dash like him
good for you
I put it just not annoying
I know
bro if he goes in with the hog I think I have to walkie he's gonna hog and
like freeze right away before it pops up yes yes yes bro it's also almost over
at least bro you always do these bro yeah I'm gonna use my walkie again no
Oh, I think I'm fucked!
Watch out.
You think I'm dead?
Watch out for the zap.
I think you don't fancy monkey there.
It's okay, bro.
I guess this guy is still a tough one
WHAT?
Not bad
I think he didn't catch it
Oh my god, oh my god, that was beautiful
Oh
Oh, yeah, bro. That was crazy
No, I'm stressing for you, bro. Yeah
Yeah
Yes
No, but
No they didn't do anything not yet at least not yet, but yeah
Hopefully they do cuz
Their argument is that they think that if they nerf the boss bandit its use rates are gonna be too long because right now
I think it's like a 2% or something like that and they're scared if they nerf it
It'll be like almost zero and that's like healthy core card
But they don't understand that boss bandit is not like other cards because it's a six elixir card and it's not worth style
So we played in like bridge spam five decks
really
That's the thing
Yeah, it probably won't be that much but is the yeah exactly but the card itself is really strong
I believe it though the insane
I've been saying here was broken so long ago man, and no one believed me like all your lives
You're crying cuz you're a odd beat player and then that now everyone has it in there that I'm never wrong just early guys to wear
Yeah, it's not both players
Yeah, and then it's not we doesn't hit them it damages them stuns them kill like it's crazy, bro
Yeah, you don't even have a Barberl.
That's a good light.
A lot of lightning values.
Yeah.
Bro, this guy probably has the rocket.
Can you see the rocket?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Holy, holy connected.
Yeah, we said that at the same time.
Wait, that doesn't pull.
Oh.
No, no, no, no.
Look at the monster.
Oh my god.
I gotta hit it.
Give me one more.
Give me one more.
Okay, I'll take this.
But game, that sucks.
Oh, wait, watch out, watch out.
Oh, he might have straight up Rocky here, maybe.
Yeah, he could.
Oh, we're doing it.
Not the best archers
Oh
Yeah, that would have lost some debos
Yeah, yes, yes, yes, yes
I like this
Yeah, he has no knight, I could maybe try to get a good turret.
Yes.
If I try to see, is there a skeleton?
Nice!
Wait, oh perfect!
It's not the tower by at least it's there.
I know, but it's good.
It's good.
Yes, yes, yes, it's good.
Well, but I'm gonna go into the second.
No, that was the second.
Yeah, this is gonna bypass.
Oh no, it won't.
Yeah, it doesn't, it doesn't.
But that was good.
My archers.
good my archers this bridge battle bro damn this bridge battle is gonna decide
the game I can't live I like I have to continue pressuring I'd like to lead
though it's just good
I have evo piggies here, I'm just going right away, but if you can't get too rocket
You want yeah, it's all
No, no, no, maybe bro. Yes, we are bro. Come on. Have to we will do it. Let's go if I see anti jinx first when I click spec
I haven't seen Furnace in a while.
Yeah, me neither. I used to love to show you guys.
I even liked the map for the first time in my life.
It might be a bridge spam back here.
Could this be a mega knight? That could be a mega knight.
Maybe a mega knight, right? Oh, never mind.
Yeah, maybe just a witch in there. It shouldn't be Graveyard because
Yeah, he has the E Spirit. Yeah, he has the E Spirit. Yeah, this should be a minor deck.
Yeah, I agree.
I heard that.
We'll try to sneak up with him.
Oh, that's a tower.
What?
Why did they keep doing that Christmas emo bro? That was not in the Christmas spirit.
Oh, so annoying.
That is a mad annoying Dexy. He just keeps dropping two different annoying cards into the map.
I just want to punch him in the mouth!
Yeah, my cycle's mad, kid. Shut up!
Oh, that's good.
Oh, Gigi's got it.
Go in, go in, go in, go in, go in, go in, go in.
Yeah.
This guy's really feeling the Christmas vibe.
He's having a great Christmas.
He has the evil part in this and then bro.
bro this thing has everything
there's no way this is his main deck right?
bro this looks like a snipe i'm not gonna lie
right? is it not? bro this looks like a snipe
I mean bro, at least he voted 2 bro. I think he's like 2.
Yeah, maybe we can check his profit. Let's see if he switches back.
Alright.
Wait, yeah. Cause why would you have witch and furnace in the same place?
Yeah, exactly.
And he has golden light.
Oh, it is?
We played 400 battles with this deck in the last 7 days, he just placed some stupid ass
deck. Exotic hard counter. Man.
Bro, this challenge is so hard.
Yeah, I don't know if we'll ever beat it bro. What could you try and know that?
Yeah, bro, we have to try again. This is so hard bro.
Yeah, it's fun. Maybe someday we'll beat it bro.
One day bro. I mean we've got 9-4s, we know it's possible, it's just really hard.
Bro, 9... oh my god.
well that's so sad all right see you guys man have a good night yeah thank
you for having a great night bro so thanks for being on me geez
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