[359/365] 🎄 CHRISTMAS EVE 🎄 BEATING TOE 2 🎄 R6 CLIPS 🎄 SOLO TO CHAMPION 🎄

Jynxzi

12-24-2025 · 3h 23m

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[00:03:00] Mary Christman!

[00:03:02] Mother breath hold up.

[00:03:06] Mother breath hold up.

[00:03:10] Mother breath hold up.

[00:03:12] Yeah, I did.

[00:03:14] Yeah, I did.

[00:03:16] I did.

[00:03:18] I did.

[00:03:20] I did.

[00:03:22] I did.

[00:03:24] I did.

[00:03:26] I did.

[00:03:28] Marry Christmas, motherfucker.

[00:03:32] Don't cry.

[00:03:43] Damn!

[00:03:46] Damn!

[00:03:50] Damn!

[00:03:53] Damn!

[00:03:56] Wow

[00:04:26] Yes, I'm late, late, late, late, late pussy, not at a park that's a wooden chair.

[00:04:39] Late, late, to the intelligent human beings that are spanning late, holy shit, I'm out

[00:04:50] of breath, to the intelligent human beings who are sitting in the chat spanning late,

[00:04:54] Late, late, um, it's Christmas Eve.

[00:05:00] I literally got home four minutes ago.

[00:05:02] Now, next up on the agenda, I'm drunk.

[00:05:08] Now, listen, it's not, okay, it's not,

[00:05:11] oh, alcoholic, alcoholic, no, I'm buzzed.

[00:05:15] Is a better, buzzed is better for apology, bro.

[00:05:19] I'm buzzed, I am buzzed, um, guys,

[00:05:23] Y'all thought I was gonna miss a day, didn't you?

[00:05:25] You motherfuckers thought I was gonna miss a day.

[00:05:30] Alcoholic, alcoholic.

[00:05:32] B-U-I.

[00:05:33] No, I didn't drive the fucking car, bro.

[00:05:36] Never ever drink and drive.

[00:05:38] Now, Jack, first things first, bro.

[00:05:42] I'm drunk.

[00:05:43] I'm just gonna come out once High Vives calling.

[00:05:47] High Vives, Merry Christmas Eve, bro.

[00:05:49] Merry Christmas.

[00:05:50] Suck up, suck up.

[00:05:52] Are you hammered right now?

[00:05:55] Did you start the stream?

[00:05:58] Hammered.

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[00:08:50] All right, Josh, Jadies and Lenterman, it's time for some Christmas clips.

[00:09:08] Now listen, couple of rules.

[00:09:12] Rule number one, first rule of fight clubs, you don't talk about fight club.

[00:09:20] rule of the fight club is you don't talk about fight club.

[00:09:25] Ladies and gentlemen, Jadies and lentlemen,

[00:09:30] tonight's going to be a historical stream.

[00:09:32] Y'all thought I was going to miss, bro.

[00:09:34] By the way, Chad, would you let me dominate you?

[00:09:37] Just be out of stoke fucking lie.

[00:09:40] Would you let me dominate you?

[00:09:41] Hear the biceps?

[00:09:44] Would you let me dominate you?

[00:09:45] Just type yes or no.

[00:09:46] I'm seven.

[00:09:47] If you're seven, you shouldn't be in here.

[00:09:50] If you are seven, you should not be in here.

[00:09:52] Oak tree, thank you for the five gifted.

[00:09:54] Substant-

[00:09:56] h knitting

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[00:10:02] rancing

[00:10:12] from 365 days

[00:10:14] Bro, I, wow.

[00:10:16] This is gonna be an instant clip segment.

[00:10:18] This is, I think the drunkest I've ever been.

[00:10:23] Sad I like whiskey.

[00:10:25] This is probably all bullshit.

[00:10:27] Oh, chat, look at this.

[00:10:32] Six days away from 365 days of streaming.

[00:10:38] Six or seven, chat.

[00:10:41] Six days away, bro.

[00:10:43] Who believed I could do this?

[00:10:45] Type four in the chat if you believe I could do this.

[00:10:48] Three in the chat if you hadn't with faith.

[00:10:50] Two in the chat if you're confused by the question.

[00:10:53] One in the chat if you like penis.

[00:10:56] Alex, thank you for the five gift and Alex.

[00:11:00] Alex, appreciate you, my guys.

[00:11:03] Let's get right into it.

[00:11:04] Let's get right into it.

[00:11:05] Let's have a different time.

[00:11:06] Kyle with the five gift, David.

[00:11:07] W. Kyle.

[00:11:09] Merry Christmas Eve, all the folks out there.

[00:11:12] We're coming at you live from Tarquin Springs, Florida.

[00:11:17] Chad, I don't care anymore.

[00:11:19] I'm leaking it.

[00:11:20] Yes, I live in Tarquin Springs.

[00:11:22] I live in Tarquin Springs.

[00:11:24] If you ever run into me,

[00:11:26] my only thing is don't grab my ass.

[00:11:28] That's my only thing.

[00:11:29] That is the better thing.

[00:11:30] All right, first clip of the day.

[00:11:34] First clip of the day coming in from Ron6116.

[00:11:39] Christmas Eve clips?

[00:11:40] I don't think they ever did clips in Christmas Eve, bro.

[00:11:42] Where did we get it today?

[00:11:44] From Ron.

[00:11:45] I just realized something.

[00:11:48] This is probably,

[00:11:53] furball.

[00:11:54] This is probably the last clip segment of 2025.

[00:12:00] Ron, why'd you clip this?

[00:12:01] Ron, Ron, Ron, it looks like you're painting a circle

[00:12:04] around this young man's body.

[00:12:06] Ron, why'd you clip this?

[00:12:10] Bad flash! Ron! Alright Ron, I'm officially revoking your flashbang privileges from your inventory.

[00:12:19] You just flash your own teammate!

[00:12:22] Oh dear god. Ron, not only did you flash your teammate, you flashed yourself.

[00:12:29] Flash me next. Sorry.

[00:12:32] What are you shooting? I- I- Yo Ron, I'm gonna be honest, I'm sorry for pausing.

[00:12:38] like every second this clip just gets worse though. Ron, you're shooting at the

[00:12:41] drywall. There's not even an enemy within a 10-mile radius. There is literally not

[00:12:47] an enemy within a 10-mile radius. What are you doing? No, like legitimately, what

[00:12:53] are you doing?

[00:12:56] He's inside, Ron!

[00:13:00] Ron, stop throwing flashbangs!

[00:13:04] Alright, you're the wh- no.

[00:13:07] Ron, you are the worst.

[00:13:09] That's my brother?

[00:13:11] Yo Dave, tell your brother to burn his Xbox.

[00:13:14] Oh my god, sweet mother of Jesus.

[00:13:18] Ron, that's your teammate, Dufus.

[00:13:20] Alright, Ron, let's rate the clip.

[00:13:22] You know, cause we're sending in clips for ratings, right?

[00:13:25] Right, Ron? Let's rate the clip, Rob.

[00:13:28] I'm going to be honest, you gained a little bit of aura with this.

[00:13:33] You're still clocking in pretty low on the orometer.

[00:13:37] Hey, Ron. Video games aren't for everyone.

[00:13:41] Ron, here's what I want you to do.

[00:13:43] Take your Xbox, take your PlayStation, take your gaming PC, take your gaming laptop,

[00:13:48] take your Nintendo Switch, take your Nintendo DS, and burn it all.

[00:13:53] Guys, it's like I said, for some people, gaming is an idea.

[00:13:57] I don't know, like dude, here's the thing.

[00:14:01] For some people, gaming is an idea.

[00:14:04] I don't know if a lot of people should load it up and play.

[00:14:08] Because bro, the thing is, if you end up getting in my game and you're on my team,

[00:14:12] if you're on my team and you're aiming like that, I'm going to sock you, Jack

[00:14:16] Jack with the 10, Jack with the 10, get the subscriptions, Jack, Jack, put it inside me.

[00:14:25] Jack, put it inside me.

[00:14:26] Jacob, the verdict's here, what?

[00:14:33] Champion Charm, I'm invested.

[00:14:34] See how quick, see how quick I get invested?

[00:14:37] Champion Charm, boom!

[00:14:38] Now we're here.

[00:14:39] Now we're here.

[00:14:40] Two in the chat if you would let me dominate you.

[00:14:51] Close left, no?

[00:14:52] Sound call, close left, one close right, well no.

[00:14:55] One close left, one deep right.

[00:14:57] Hi, guys.

[00:14:58] Why'd you type two?

[00:15:00] Hi, guys.

[00:15:01] Get it out of the stream.

[00:15:04] Okay.

[00:15:05] okay they put a hard-reaching gadget on the wall which means there's probably an

[00:15:10] enemy combatant close left of this explosion

[00:15:15] I just I think I just I think I just came oh my god I think I just came

[00:15:23] Oh my god, best clip of Christmas?

[00:15:30] SHOT!

[00:15:31] Alright, this kid, okay, this kid right here, stop potential.

[00:15:40] That's a three-piece chicken tendy with a side of the fries, hold the mustard.

[00:15:45] Two more for an ace, shall we?

[00:15:48] Shall we indulge?

[00:15:50] It's little things. It's like the way he's looking around, the way he's crouching, the way he's aiming, the way he's stroking it.

[00:16:00] It's just all these little things that go into making a champion. Alba with the 50 gifted. Sub.

[00:16:06] Descriptions. Alba, thank you for the 50 gifted. Plant one right here.

[00:16:12] W out of the channel.

[00:16:19] So he's C4'ing the soft wall because he suspects an enemy combatant playing underneath the

[00:16:25] fur of the A site.

[00:16:28] Alright, you're the coolest person I've ever encountered.

[00:16:31] See now, these are the types of human beings where it's like, this is a guy who was put

[00:16:36] on this planet to play video games.

[00:16:38] and if they give it to Ten, give the subscriptions Leon.

[00:16:41] And he has a JSN PFB.

[00:16:44] Greatest live receiver in the NFL.

[00:16:47] I'm going, okay, now as you guys know,

[00:16:50] I've never given a clip a 10 out of 10.

[00:16:52] It's lost media, it's never happened,

[00:16:55] but I'm gonna give this a 9.1.

[00:16:57] This is close.

[00:16:58] This is legitimately close.

[00:17:01] Obviously the things that would have made it a 10

[00:17:03] would be like, if he got the A's, A.

[00:17:05] I don't know if I've ever given a ten out of ten. I don't know if I've ever given one. Have I? I don't think I have.

[00:17:13] I don't want a lot for Christmas. There is just one thing I need. I don't care about the presents.

[00:17:25] Next up in today's chat, coming in from...what?

[00:17:28] I buy band critics from Annie and All Connections in the future. I don't want to see critics in any more.

[00:17:33] I've spanned critics from any and all future clips and...

[00:17:37] Critics what? I can't do this any...

[00:17:41] Critics, critics. What, what are your...

[00:17:46] You said like a, a TikTok compilation bro? What is this?

[00:17:50] Put the cake up black ice in my ass.

[00:17:54] Can I get a shout out? Shout out Travis. Shout it out Travis.

[00:17:58] chat honestly bro solid clip segment right now after that 9.1 out of the

[00:18:02] 10. Emilio with the five gifters. It's going to W Emilio in the chat.

[00:18:10] Fortnite. First Fortnite clip of the day.

[00:18:16] I don't know who she is like who this format skin is

[00:18:20] but she could respectfully take a dump on my chest.

[00:18:25] I'm not gonna I'm not even gonna hold you brown whoever this is

[00:18:33] I don't mind it wait grappling hook he's gonna try to grab him on you shot

[00:18:43] Whoa, how did he do that he just built cannot take fall damage

[00:18:46] I'm gonna be honest, your builds aren't that good, I've seen better.

[00:19:00] Oh my god, you're dead, you're dead, you're dead, you're dead, you're-

[00:19:11] Oh!

[00:19:12] Wait, I'm a smart!

[00:19:14] Hold on!

[00:19:15] That was smart. That was intelligent.

[00:19:22] I'm not even going to hold you, bro. That was intelligent.

[00:19:28] That was smart.

[00:19:30] Um, 5.9 out of 10. The mechanical skill wasn't there.

[00:19:35] Let's get a 10 out of 10 clip.

[00:19:37] Our first ever 10 out of 10 clip, potentially, maybe?

[00:19:41] I mean, I don't know. That would be cinema.

[00:19:43] That would be cinema. First ever, 10 out of 10 clip.

[00:19:47] Andra, thank you for the bottle.

[00:19:52] I don't want a lot for Christmas.

[00:19:55] When is the stream? Yo bro, restart your router or something.

[00:19:59] I'm live right now!

[00:20:01] Brevin's streaming for like 20 minutes, you idiot!

[00:20:07] Sorry for the language, sir.

[00:20:09] Yup, see you to get a bottle.

[00:20:13] Why is the diffuser outside?

[00:20:17] Like I respect that you're a team player and you're grabbing the diffuser, but bro,

[00:20:22] why is the diffuser outside?

[00:20:23] Like what rank is this?

[00:20:25] You have a minute left in the round, there's two minutes already burnt off the clock, and

[00:20:31] the diffuser's in the snow?

[00:20:33] What are y'all doing?

[00:20:38] Stop, like just stop!

[00:20:45] Yo bro, before quick peaking you should always be shooting the cameras.

[00:20:50] I don't know who you think you are, but shoot the camera before quick peaking.

[00:20:54] You're not spoiled.

[00:20:56] No, oh no.

[00:21:01] I know it- wait, hold on.

[00:21:04] It sounds like he's clipped a C4.

[00:21:06] That means if you jump through the breach,

[00:21:07] you're probably gonna die.

[00:21:09] Don't jump through the breach.

[00:21:11] Tonight's okay, he's wrecked.

[00:21:13] One versus two scenario, one of them's on the window,

[00:21:18] one of them has a C4 clipped.

[00:21:22] Deep right, deep right!

[00:21:28] All right, stop again.

[00:21:29] You have the math knowledge of a sheet.

[00:21:30] Yo bro, what are you aiming at?

[00:21:32] You aimed at the whiskey bar?

[00:21:35] Bro, table to you.

[00:21:36] Cafe has been in Rainbow Sixies for 10 years now.

[00:21:40] You aimed at a whiskey bar?

[00:21:41] You have to have better map knowledge, dude.

[00:21:49] Close right!

[00:21:51] Close right!

[00:21:52] Shut!

[00:21:54] Great awareness.

[00:21:56] See, now I'm starting to actually...

[00:21:59] Yep, I just pre-came.

[00:22:00] Good awareness.

[00:22:02] Again, this is very good. This is very good. This is good quick thinking. Amazing. Everything

[00:22:12] you're doing right now is amazing. Close left! Close left! Close left! Shut it! Whoever that

[00:22:23] teammate was, who gave you that red thing on the loosey, find him and make tender

[00:22:28] love to him all night as long as he's 18 plus. Whoever that was who gave you that red thing just

[00:22:35] won you the round. I would make tender love to them. Real voice. Wait, real voice? Real voice?

[00:22:48] What did you do? Hi guys. If you change my voice, I'm going to knock you out.

[00:22:58] Yo! Yo!

[00:23:00] Hi Vice, would you like a pay cut?

[00:23:04] How'd you like to be fired?

[00:23:06] Stop tweaking with the microphone!

[00:23:09] Hi Vice, put my camera back. No, no, no.

[00:23:11] Hi Vice, it's Christmas Eve.

[00:23:13] I'm asking for one day of peace.

[00:23:16] Hi Vice! Hi Vice, it's Christmas Eve!

[00:23:21] Hi Vice, stop!

[00:23:24] Five eyes. Turn the camera back on and do so quickly.

[00:23:39] Whip this in. Whip this in. See bro, here's the thing.

[00:23:43] When your teammate plays a through ball like that and lines you, it's 83rd minute, it's 4-4. Goal wins.

[00:23:49] Look at number nine right there. I believe that's Robert Levendoshki. That is Robert Levendoshki.

[00:23:55] If you whip this in and put it far post, Robert Levendoshki's never missing this.

[00:24:01] He's one of the greatest strikers of all time.

[00:24:09] Brilliant.

[00:24:11] Look at Robert.

[00:24:13] No, no.

[00:24:15] Counter.

[00:24:17] Barca counter!

[00:24:19] Brilliant steal!

[00:24:21] Rodrigo!

[00:24:25] I think that's off sides now.

[00:24:27] See, I have so much ball knowledge in the tip of my wiener.

[00:24:33] I have so much ball knowledge.

[00:24:39] Thruvall!

[00:24:41] Brilliant vision! Go!

[00:24:43] Chideon and Baphy!

[00:24:45] Well, the visitors have dominated possession over the past 15 years.

[00:24:48] Who's that?

[00:24:49] Oh, look at this!

[00:24:53] The little lights up here.

[00:24:58] Oh, that is amazing!

[00:25:00] Incredible!

[00:25:01] Come on over here!

[00:25:02] What have I thought close to now alone?

[00:25:04] Um, I'm not that impressed.

[00:25:07] Now, could she use my face as a urinal?

[00:25:11] Of course.

[00:25:12] But in terms of the clip, I'm not that impressed.

[00:25:14] It's just a basic Trevella. Good ball placement, but bro, I'm gonna be honest.

[00:25:19] I'm a FIFA head. Like I was give one in FIFA. Bro, if you spam the Trevella, you

[00:25:24] just win every game. Yeah, if you spam the Trevella, you win every game.

[00:25:29] I don't want a lot for Christmas. She's a real person? Wait, what? That's a real person?

[00:25:38] What's her name?

[00:25:40] What's her name?

[00:25:43] Jinxie, I've never played FIFA. Bro, I was div. Bro, I was div 1 in FIFA.

[00:25:48] Bro, I was div 1. Okay, div 2. Well, all right, div 3.

[00:25:52] Claudia Pina? I'm just gonna be honest, bro. Claudia Pina, you are fine. I'm not gonna lie to you.

[00:25:59] I'm not gonna lie to you. I don't know, um,

[00:26:03] I don't know if you got a boyfriend or a girlfriend, but uh,

[00:26:07] Ah, you could fart on me.

[00:26:09] Next clip of the day.

[00:26:11] Skimmix, take a picture with me.

[00:26:13] Next clip of the day.

[00:26:15] Love it, Twitch F2, stop.

[00:26:21] First things first.

[00:26:24] She's 16.

[00:26:35] Okay, she's 24.

[00:26:36] Oh my god, I just cracked my pants.

[00:26:38] Wait, she's 24th?

[00:26:39] That's my age, Shaq.

[00:26:44] Stop.

[00:26:45] Why?

[00:26:46] Just use the A-cog, bro.

[00:26:47] See, bro, you're trying to be edgy.

[00:26:50] You're trying to be cool.

[00:26:52] You're trying to aura farm.

[00:26:53] Yo, bro, just use the A-cog.

[00:26:55] There's no shame in that game.

[00:27:06] Love this drone, see, here's the thing, love that, love the fact that you're droning, I'm

[00:27:13] already a wreck.

[00:27:14] What is Newt doing?

[00:27:15] I'm wabangin' that every day of the week.

[00:27:20] WABANGIN'!

[00:27:21] Reloaded!

[00:27:22] Okay, you know an enemy combatant is close left in the closet, it looks like he's trying

[00:27:30] to make a rotation hole to escape the closet.

[00:27:33] I would walk through this and rip his head out the shoulders.

[00:27:35] That, okay, hold on, that might be Cronus. That was some of the weirdest recoil control

[00:27:46] I've ever seen. That might be Cronus? I'm not really sure, though.

[00:27:50] Swapping knives.

[00:27:53] Yup, it's Cronus. Look, bro, his gun's not moving. I don't know what to say. His

[00:28:01] gun is not moving.

[00:28:03] I'll kill my own thing, second!

[00:28:07] Coltrane!

[00:28:12] Cover me!

[00:28:13] Cover me! We're loading!

[00:28:22] I'm gonna keep it above.

[00:28:25] Silver one?

[00:28:27] Rotando gem.

[00:28:28] You're using a Cronus and Silver one?

[00:28:30] Officer, he's right there. Officer, handcuff him and lock him up for life. You're using crotus

[00:28:41] in silver one, bro? Why is he shirtless? Chat told me to be shirtless. Not sure why. Chat,

[00:28:47] let me be honest. If y'all are going to this, I'm gonna, I'm actually gonna grab a shirt right

[00:28:51] now. Yeah, because here's the thing, bro, somebody's probably going to this. Oh, I forgot

[00:28:58] Not to mention, chat, I got my foot cream.

[00:29:01] Remind me, I'm going to apply my anti-fungal foot cream

[00:29:04] after this clip segment.

[00:29:05] Just remind me.

[00:29:08] Chat, as soon as we do the last clip, probably in like 30

[00:29:12] minutes, just type foot cream.

[00:29:16] I'm almost finished, all over the screen.

[00:29:19] Chat, what do you mean, ew?

[00:29:21] You're the ones who told me to buy it.

[00:29:23] Bro, chat, I had to buy foot cream?

[00:29:26] This chair is absurd.

[00:29:27] I had to buy foot cream because there's dry skin in between my toes.

[00:29:33] I had no chance.

[00:29:34] I had never another option.

[00:29:35] I had to buy foot cream.

[00:29:37] Biggest problem is there's dry skin in between my toes.

[00:29:40] Pulled up with the Twitch Prime description.

[00:29:41] Pulled up, put it inside of me.

[00:29:43] As long as you're 18 plus.

[00:29:47] And it was not your fault for mine.

[00:29:51] And it was your heart of delight that I

[00:29:55] You're ready to get up this time, and then I might dare.

[00:30:01] Chattie, did you hear that song?

[00:30:05] Speed got a skid in Fortnite?

[00:30:07] I'll check it out after this flip segment.

[00:30:10] I'll check it out.

[00:30:11] Big W's.

[00:30:17] Is that the Jordan Carter best with the 25 gifted?

[00:30:24] Whoa, whoa, y'all get a glitch.

[00:30:33] I don't ever mind, I thought you speedranged.

[00:30:44] Why is Shatt's having a Polar Scout, Polar, Polar, Polar, Polar, wait, what did I say

[00:30:48] that was Polar?

[00:30:51] Polar Scout, go ahead.

[00:30:54] Now who's from Poland? There's gotta be at least one person here from Poland.

[00:30:59] Shout out Poland, bro. I've never been.

[00:31:04] Did you just... No, no, no, no, no. Did you just go for a pre-fire in Fortnite?

[00:31:10] Yo, bro. Please don't tell me you just went for a pre-fire in Fortnite.

[00:31:16] Get him out. Get him out. And you've managed to shoot your own building.

[00:31:21] Get him out. No, chat. Get him out.

[00:31:24] I've never even seen that

[00:31:28] Why did one of his walls start floating in there?

[00:31:32] How did he do that? How did he do that? Oh chat, he's Polish because of the text I see

[00:31:53] What the fuck!

[00:31:55] No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

[00:31:58] What do you mean 196?

[00:32:00] Did you...

[00:32:02] Nope! That, NO! You're not gonna act like that was some casual thing! You just know

[00:32:28] No scopes, I'm not even a sniper!

[00:32:33] What?

[00:32:38] There's no way.

[00:32:40] Merry Christmas, Chad, Merry Christmas, man.

[00:32:42] Chad, remember guys, it's the most...

[00:32:45] No, but seriously, Chad, make sure y'all spend time with your families too.

[00:32:50] Make sure y'all spend time with your families.

[00:32:52] Make sure you gather around the tree.

[00:32:54] Make sure you get everybody in your family a present,

[00:32:57] If you can, if you can't, that's completely understandable.

[00:33:00] Make sure you give your mom a hug.

[00:33:01] Make sure you make some hot cocoa and watch some movies.

[00:33:04] I recommend Elf, but it's kind of up to you.

[00:33:08] Chat, have a holiday, jolly Christmas.

[00:33:11] Bro, I'm gonna be honest.

[00:33:13] Chat, what do y'all think is a better day?

[00:33:15] And I ask, this is a hot topic.

[00:33:17] Christmas Eve or Christmas Day,

[00:33:19] what do y'all think is better?

[00:33:21] Dude, low key, I think Christmas Eve might got it.

[00:33:25] Bro, I think Christmas Eve might got it, bro.

[00:33:31] Christmas Eve is cinema, dude.

[00:33:33] I don't know though, bro, because, bro, every Christmas Eve I watch Christmas movies and

[00:33:38] make hot cocoa, which is what I'm literally going to do tonight.

[00:33:42] But I don't know.

[00:33:43] Something about Christmas Day just has so much aura.

[00:33:45] Like when it's, you know, 10 in the morning or 9 in the morning and you're open in presence

[00:33:49] with your family.

[00:33:50] That's what it's all about, chat.

[00:33:52] that's what it's all about. Here's what I'd like to see. 1v5 scenario, what do you do

[00:34:05] when you're backs up against the wall? Pause. Shot. Okay, this kid has really good recoil

[00:34:15] control, really good crop's air placement, really good awareness. I think I recognize

[00:34:20] This guy might be a champ.

[00:34:24] Yup, wait, champ charm.

[00:34:25] I think I just saw a champ charm reloading.

[00:34:27] Yup, champ charm.

[00:34:32] So what he's doing right now is he's waiting for them to get over-aggressive for the Katie boost and just try to bait some kills, which is smart.

[00:34:41] Horrible lane.

[00:34:42] Shot!

[00:34:47] No!

[00:34:48] Oh my god.

[00:34:50] Oh my god, he is a champ. He choked the ace.

[00:34:53] He choked the ace. The lights were too bright.

[00:34:57] Yo, chat, stop typing foot cream. Guys, I told you I'm going to apply the foot cream.

[00:35:03] What are you, what are you my mom? Chat, I'm going to apply the foot cream as soon as I'm done doing clips.

[00:35:10] As soon as we're done doing clips, so probably like 25 minutes, I'm gonna apply the foot cream.

[00:35:15] Unless you guys actually want me to apply the foot cream in the middle of a clip, do you

[00:35:21] guys act like guys it's going to be disgusting.

[00:35:23] Bro, because here's the thing.

[00:35:25] I got dry skin lodged like right here.

[00:35:29] I've been itching it nonstop every day, all day, every day and I'm not going to lie,

[00:35:34] it feels really good, but I think I need to apply foot cream.

[00:35:38] Yes, wait why are you guys typing yes?

[00:35:42] So wait, you want me to...

[00:35:46] You want me to actually apply foot cream right now?

[00:35:49] I don't know, I'm starting to get the sense that someone's jerking off to this.

[00:35:56] No, I don't know, yeah, I'm starting to get the sense that someone's jerking off to this.

[00:36:02] Somebody typed, yes daddy, alright, nope, we're not doing this.

[00:36:06] Chat, I'm not applying foot cream right now.

[00:36:08] RULAT!

[00:36:13] 4v5 scenario. You're using Grim. I don't think Grim gets enough love. I love Grim.

[00:36:18] I think Grim is, in my opinion, top 3 to top 4 most underrated characters in the game.

[00:36:31] Okay, 3v4 scenario.

[00:36:33] Wait. Did you just intentionally not shoot the camera? Who do you think you are, like Jason Bourne?

[00:36:42] So he intentionally didn't shoot the camera. Oh no, he's already shot, he's already shot.

[00:36:49] Stick your tongue out and count down for me. Yep, hi guys, let's go. Get him out. No, because here's the thing.

[00:36:58] It's Christmas Eve, dude.

[00:37:00] No, there's a couple of days that are totally off

[00:37:03] limit for this crap.

[00:37:04] This is one of those days.

[00:37:06] It's Christmas Eve, bro.

[00:37:08] High five, let's go, bam.

[00:37:16] 3v4 scenario.

[00:37:22] Ooh, he switched his Grim to where it bounces.

[00:37:24] That way it gets further smart.

[00:37:25] You're kind of hitting the windowsill more than you're hitting him, bro.

[00:37:41] SHOT!

[00:37:57] Hear me out. There's an enemy combatant close left of the piano.

[00:38:01] There's another enemy combatant top of the blue stairwell on your right.

[00:38:04] If you kill the guy close left, you can swim the guy top right.

[00:38:11] Jump in! Jump in! Yes! Yes!

[00:38:20] Post-lapped. Right there. Let it be right there.

[00:38:25] Smart kid. He was gonna not go for the finish, but because it's Doc, he knows Doc can rent himself some room for the finish. Smart kid.

[00:38:41] Beautiful. I would swing off this!

[00:38:46] You saw him! You saw him! You saw him! You saw him!

[00:38:51] Wait, what? Where is he going? Where is he? Where is he going?

[00:38:57] Brother, what are you doing?

[00:39:01] There's 20 seconds! Where are you?

[00:39:06] Wait, one of his teammates already hit the- Oh no, it was the one that we hit earlier.

[00:39:18] W memory.

[00:39:19] Go!

[00:39:20] There's 12 seconds!

[00:39:21] Go!

[00:39:22] Shots!

[00:39:23] You knocked him!

[00:39:24] Dude, this kid is so smart.

[00:39:25] See, the reason why I love this kid is because he's not greedy, he gets the knock, and he

[00:39:35] understand what his job is now. Let's get it in sight, let's plant the divisors. Not greedy!

[00:39:43] Plant! Alright, people's gonna happen. Yeager just killed your teammate. Yeager's gonna run to the

[00:39:49] top of the staircase and revive Azami. You're gonna be able to get the plant down easily,

[00:39:53] but what you need to do is you need to hold an angle on the doorway that they're both

[00:39:56] gonna come through and pick up two free kills you got this. Disagree. I would have made it

[00:40:08] to where it's hard for me to get in. Brother, what are you aiming at? They're not even in yet.

[00:40:21] Oh, this is a good angle. That is a good angle.

[00:40:23] Yo, they're trying to wallbang him through the floor?

[00:40:30] SHOT!

[00:40:31] He's gotta come up the stairs.

[00:40:35] SHOT!

[00:40:36] Well played, sir.

[00:40:41] Sir, well played.

[00:40:43] Chad, let's go 6.4 out of 10.

[00:40:47] You know what?

[00:40:48] Let's go 6.7 out of 10.

[00:40:49] Why not?

[00:40:50] 6-7!

[00:40:51] Tom, think of it in your water.

[00:40:55] Oh my golly, have a holly jolly Christmas this year.

[00:41:01] The way you eat the banana is so tough.

[00:41:05] What the fuck?

[00:41:08] How do you have this image?

[00:41:10] How, sir, sir, how do you have this image?

[00:41:16] Okay.

[00:41:17] Did you send it a clip or are you literally just setting it?

[00:41:21] All right, let's get this guy out of here yo bros

[00:41:26] Chad, he didn't set a clip!

[00:41:30] Quarter to think of it, it's your one.

[00:41:32] What an idiot.

[00:41:34] Locks into one.

[00:41:35] Merry Christmas from the UK?

[00:41:37] Oh yeah.

[00:41:38] Chad, if you're in England it just became Christmas what?

[00:41:41] Two minutes ago?

[00:41:43] Merry Christmas to the English viewers.

[00:41:47] Merry Christmas to the English viewers, guys.

[00:41:50] Suck your thumb for me little boy. Yo bro, set it before and I'll say it again. It's Christmas, dude

[00:41:57] You gotta you gotta wind it back a couple of levels brother. It's Christmas, bro

[00:42:03] Mom yo bro remember me. Oh

[00:42:08] Is that a picture of me mocking?

[00:42:10] Yeah, bro, I got a sense dude. I got a sense, bro. You know what I'm saying Jack 2026

[00:42:16] 2026 bro let's just let's just let's just sand 2026 stream until midnight bro if we

[00:42:25] stream until midnight we can stream till Christmas I'm gonna play it by ear I

[00:42:29] don't know honestly bro I probably will seem till midnight but I don't know I

[00:42:34] don't even know diesel they give me the five get the bro the clips are

[00:42:38] freezing bro crowd muffin the clips are freezing I hope you watch junko

[00:42:44] Please noisy I got you

[00:42:54] Mediocre and look I'm gonna call it like this mediocre

[00:43:04] Did Jimmy Mosley's gamertag

[00:43:08] No, no, no, no

[00:43:10] Monty! Give me Monty's gamertag NOW!

[00:43:15] A bit of pizzeria's been secured.

[00:43:21] Koho9922, got it.

[00:43:24] Hey, Koho. I just had a clip stumbled across my desk here of you going for a reinforcement

[00:43:41] in the heat of a gunfight. Koho, never set foot on Rainbow Six Siege ever again. Merry

[00:43:52] Christmas by the way. Jack horrible clip. Legitimately. I mean, bro he went for a

[00:43:58] res, or no he went for a reinforcement in the heat of battle. In the heat of

[00:44:04] battle dude? You are so cute with that Santa hat daddy. Okay, see these are the

[00:44:11] comments that are gonna make me take off the Santa hat guys. Guys, guys, guys, guys.

[00:44:16] Because these are the comments that are going to make me take off of the Santa hat, bro.

[00:44:21] Oh my god, the Morgz.

[00:44:23] Thank you for the Prime Morgz.

[00:44:26] Next, coming in from Big Pro.

[00:44:28] Let's check it out.

[00:44:37] Whoa, high rank.

[00:44:39] Okay.

[00:44:40] He has shotgun holes above the mirror for the C4.

[00:44:42] He has a forward rotation so he can walk in and out of the mirror.

[00:44:45] Annie has the best mirror in the game.

[00:44:47] This guy at the bare minimum is a champion.

[00:45:03] Heard the butt!

[00:45:09] Hear him! You hear him!

[00:45:11] I love this. Just sit right here and just hold it. Just hold this angle. Eventually someone's going to walk right into this.

[00:45:28] What are you looking at okay? He's starting to have us get some chronic episode yo bro. What are you looking at?

[00:45:58] I mean bro I'm gonna be honest your aim is good but you're aiming at his pelvis

[00:46:09] why are you aiming at his wiener dude?

[00:46:18] On the hatch!

[00:46:21] Coming up the stairs!

[00:46:29] One on the hatch, one on the stairs!

[00:46:36] He's on, he's on, he's on!

[00:46:48] Oh my god, I just creamed on myself.

[00:47:03] Really really really good aim.

[00:47:06] Really really really good aim.

[00:47:09] My god, I just creamed on myself.

[00:47:11] Wow!

[00:47:12] Chat, why are y'all typing question marks like y'all haven't creamed yourself?

[00:47:17] of the Christmas on Nicholas. So hold on, let me get this straight. You're saying this

[00:47:23] is the best clip of Christmas and you're putting it on my life. Word, word to bro, word to bro,

[00:47:29] let's see. Let's see if there's any cap in your rap, dog. Two versus four scenario,

[00:47:36] two to three, match point on the line. If you don't clutch up, you lose the game. You're

[00:47:42] You're on one line.

[00:47:44] Got it, I'm...

[00:47:53] Some of the worst aim I've seen in 24 years on this planet.

[00:47:56] One friendly remaining.

[00:48:01] Got it, I'm good for covering.

[00:48:09] Close track!

[00:48:10] Got it, I'm...

[00:48:12] Oh.

[00:48:13] Oh.

[00:48:15] Oh.

[00:48:17] Oh.

[00:48:20] Now that's the aim I'm talking about.

[00:48:22] Yes, yes, yes, yes.

[00:48:25] Now that right there is exactly the aim I'm talking about.

[00:48:31] Sha.

[00:48:32] Ya boy sippin', thank you for the Twitch five subscription.

[00:48:35] Appreciate you, my guy.

[00:48:36] Sean, thank you for the two one.

[00:48:38] Margaret, thank you for the two one.

[00:48:39] Chad, what do y'all got planned for Christmas tomorrow?

[00:48:42] What do y'all got planned for Christmas tomorrow?

[00:48:44] What do y'all do with it?

[00:48:45] Type four is fat and hairline deceiving.

[00:48:48] See, the problem with this, bro,

[00:48:50] is I'm not fat and my hairline is not deceiving.

[00:48:57] Oh my God, we have a holla bee.

[00:49:01] Is that a, hold on, hold the front door.

[00:49:03] Is that a flat charm or an emerald charm?

[00:49:05] It's kind of important.

[00:49:08] Okay, chat, that looks like Emerald, right?

[00:49:12] Show that it's Emerald, right?

[00:49:19] You heard one in the hallway.

[00:49:21] Yup, walking up to you?

[00:49:23] Great aim, amazing.

[00:49:25] Why is your gamertag squirter?

[00:49:28] Like, come on, dude.

[00:49:32] Oh my God.

[00:49:35] All right, yup.

[00:49:37] Okay, wait, I'm starting to get sexually aroused now.

[00:49:40] Here we go.

[00:49:41] Yeah, all right, that's back to back good clips,

[00:49:44] back to back good shots.

[00:49:45] Not for landbub dating.

[00:49:50] Yes!

[00:49:56] Bad trigger discipline.

[00:49:57] If you wouldn't have shot there,

[00:49:58] you wouldn't have even known you're playing.

[00:50:01] Shot!

[00:50:03] Yo bro, I'm gonna keep it a buck, bro.

[00:50:05] I would give you second best clip of the day. Oh my god, name our girl. The prince that never became king, Chad. Chad, I'm gonna kick this guy second best clip of the day. I'm gonna go 7.9 out of the 10. Second best clip of the day. Really good clip, bro. Really, really, really good clip.

[00:50:27] Let's go.

[00:50:28] Churrallero churrallah.

[00:50:35] Next to the day coming in from Balmer.

[00:50:37] Next to the day.

[00:50:43] Jack question.

[00:50:44] Do y'all think the SMG-12 needs a nerve?

[00:50:46] Yes or no?

[00:50:47] A little bit late to be putting that shield down.

[00:50:56] Don't forget about the footprint yo bro. I'm not gonna forget about the footprint. I'm not

[00:51:07] Oh my god see this is why you should have a C4 bro

[00:51:15] One v five scenario and you're hiding in the shower

[00:51:31] wait hold on that sounds that sounds really weird

[00:51:35] Me real Korean

[00:51:43] Korean

[00:51:48] Korean

[00:51:51] over-dead a little bit well no no no no

[00:52:02] Did you, did you just blue ball me?

[00:52:07] You mother.

[00:52:08] Did you just blue ball me?

[00:52:12] You get four fucking kills and then on the last second you pause it, that's a fucking

[00:52:18] blue ball dude.

[00:52:21] He definitely, definitely chose it.

[00:52:25] Like we have to assume he chose it, because if he would have clutched dude, if he would

[00:52:30] a clutch bro you would have showed to me clutched you. Merry Christmas you filthy

[00:52:37] what are you saying bro? Next to me today coming in from my boy mysterious Moses.

[00:52:46] I don't mind this camera angle. Down boy.

[00:52:53] Okay, so the clip is you getting eliminated by storm?

[00:53:15] Question.

[00:53:16] Does Fortnite have aim assist?

[00:53:17] It does, right?

[00:53:19] Yo brother, take your Xbox, burn it.

[00:53:23] Amosist? You missed that much shot. You know what? I'll just send him a voice message, actually.

[00:53:37] Do you? You just took this. He the rich! He just took this image.

[00:53:45] Yo, brother, some of the worst day of ever seen.

[00:53:47] Same cup? Yeah bro, it's from 9 minutes ago.

[00:53:55] Tinksy bro, when is Clips? Oh, I don't know.

[00:53:58] Open your eyes!

[00:54:08] Dad?

[00:54:12] I mean you see the Legion mind?

[00:54:14] Swing that.

[00:54:17] Okay again this is another kid with potential here for sure oh oh my god oh my god look

[00:54:34] Look at the sling. Look at the sling.

[00:54:38] Oh my god.

[00:54:40] Potential clip of the day.

[00:54:48] That's our target. Deploying comm.

[00:54:56] Oh my god. This kid's disgusting.

[00:55:04] Oh my god!

[00:55:06] Moving back!

[00:55:09] No.

[00:55:10] No, no, no, no, no, no.

[00:55:12] You choked.

[00:55:14] I'm still gonna save that slip of the day.

[00:55:17] Chad, I'm still gonna...

[00:55:19] back off of the day.

[00:55:21] Alright ladies and gentlemen,

[00:55:22] it is a time to apply the foot cream.

[00:55:25] High fives, go full camp.

[00:55:27] It's time to apply the foot cream.

[00:55:30] All right, now, Chad, let me tell you guys the exact issue I have right now, so...

[00:55:40] So, Chad, we got foot cream, right?

[00:55:44] So we got anti-fungal cream.

[00:55:47] Now, let me make a couple of things clear, though.

[00:55:52] If you are jerking off to any imagery of my feet, you need to go to church.

[00:55:59] Now chat, right here is where the foot cream kicks in, guys.

[00:56:02] It's right, or the dry skin.

[00:56:07] Chat it up, could y'all see that?

[00:56:13] So, yeah chat, what we're gonna do is,

[00:56:16] we're gonna apply this cream

[00:56:19] in between my toes and my left foot, okay?

[00:56:22] Hopefully it doesn't get on my face.

[00:56:29] All right, Chad, look at that.

[00:56:33] That's a lot of cream, guys.

[00:56:36] All right, JDs and let's do this.

[00:56:40] All right, right here is where it's the worst, right here.

[00:56:52] Oh, okay. That feels good. All right. Now we're going to apply more anti-clungal cream.

[00:57:13] And Chad, remember, if you're jerking off to this, you need to be in church. All right,

[00:57:18] All right guys, I think we're just gonna let it sit now, right?

[00:57:21] Chat! I'm gonna go wash my hands. I think I'm just gonna let it sit.

[00:57:25] I think I'm just gonna let it sit now.

[00:58:18] All right, oh, chat, almost forgot, chat, we got an unboxed this, hi guys, I'm Zuma,

[00:58:41] Chat, I was waiting, we got this package last night.

[00:58:49] I was waiting until a stream to open this.

[00:58:53] Do you guys want me to open this?

[00:58:58] Sorry about that, just stimming.

[00:59:00] Chat, do you guys want me to open this?

[00:59:01] Yes or no?

[00:59:04] Mommy, mommy, whoa, whoa, whoa, what do you mean mommy?

[00:59:11] All right, tell me, unzoom this. Ladies and gentlemen, we got our fourth-ever

[00:59:20] streamer award in the mail last night. I waited until stream today to unbox this

[00:59:26] with y'all. Let's check it out.

[00:59:34] Very nicely packaged.

[00:59:41] Look at that best strategy game streamer, 2025, chat if this doesn't make your pussy

[00:59:59] wet.

[01:00:00] I don't know what will.

[01:00:07] mine sure is. Jadies and lentilmen, Addictive Collection. Addictive Collection. Bro, we now have four awards, man. Jack, four awards and counting. Let's go, bro. All right. Now, Jack, what should we do first? Run a poll? Should we react to Christmas trees first? Or beat TOE 2 first?

[01:00:36] Because I remember I'm 92% on TOE2, so I think we're going to be at the back.

[01:00:41] Only thing is I'm a little bit buzzed, so I don't know.

[01:00:44] Chat, what do we do first?

[01:00:46] Chat, what do we do first?

[01:00:50] Should we beat TOE2?

[01:00:52] Oh yeah, speed skin. Let's practice speed skin, bro.

[01:00:55] It's in 4-9 right now, right?

[01:01:02] I could walk a mouse in my house.

[01:01:07] Hi guys, can you fix camera?

[01:01:09] Hi guys, fix camera, make it like smaller if possible.

[01:01:12] It's too big, it won't fit.

[01:01:14] Sorry, hi guys, oh my god.

[01:01:16] Habberts, I'm sorry.

[01:01:18] Hi guys, can you make it smaller now?

[01:01:21] Okay, it's just paused in like the worst possible time.

[01:01:24] Hold these zest fast, am I right?

[01:01:27] Alright, ladies and gentlemen, let's rip it.

[01:01:30] Let's rip it, guys. Let me take off my other sock.

[01:01:34] Okay, I got a nice little pair of feet here, don't I?

[01:01:42] I don't know, I got... Who is that?

[01:01:46] Who's that?

[01:01:53] See, bro, I don't know what it is, bro.

[01:01:55] You know, Fortnite, the, the Fortnite characters are getting

[01:01:59] battered and battered around.

[01:02:02] Purchase item redeemed.

[01:02:05] Chat, purchase item redeemed.

[01:02:20] Where's speed?

[01:02:23] Chat, where's speed skin?

[01:02:25] Where is it? I don't see it.

[01:02:34] No fucking way.

[01:02:39] Dude.

[01:02:42] They didn't get his bulge though. They did not get his bulge, chat.

[01:02:47] Bro. This is fucking sick.

[01:02:53] This is fucking sick. Yeah, they didn't get his print chat. They did not get his print

[01:03:02] Speed cam oh

[01:03:07] My god, bro that is fire bro check out his fire, dude

[01:03:19] They got his logo

[01:03:22] Yeah, we're buying this bro. This is sick. This is sick. This is sick bro. W speed bro.

[01:03:41] W speed, bro.

[01:03:43] Check that's fire. I'm not going to lie. That is fire, bro. That is legitimately fire.

[01:03:52] Very, very, very, very sad. Chesham Kim K. in here too. Chesham Kim K. in here? I haven't

[01:04:01] We haven't checked out around either.

[01:04:03] No, no, no, no, where is she?

[01:04:32] I mean yo W-4-9 they're dead ass cookies W-4-9 they are dead ass cookies

[01:04:55] Legitimately W for night brother cooking all right that job over on Christmas trees job over on Christmas tree

[01:05:05] Did y'all voted in Christmas trees bro, all right chat here's what we're gonna do

[01:05:10] we're gonna react to y'all's Christmas trees and

[01:05:15] Bro, then we're gonna beat the air of everything too, and then we're gonna play some rainbow six seven

[01:05:19] All right, chat, send in your Christmas trees.

[01:05:29] Let's do this shit.

[01:05:33] Send in your guys' Christmas trees.

[01:05:36] All right, let me go.

[01:05:38] Let me go to the discord server.

[01:05:39] Let me go.

[01:05:40] Let me go.

[01:05:41] Here we are.

[01:05:42] Ladies and gentlemen.

[01:05:43] All right, the best Christmas tree wins a 19.04 night card.

[01:05:49] First Christmas, bro, we haven't done Christmas trees in like a year, dude.

[01:05:53] New.

[01:05:59] Chad, I look kinda cute in the center of my head, right?

[01:06:02] Like, be honest, would you pound me?

[01:06:05] Chad, would you pound me?

[01:06:07] I see, make it what it's your want.

[01:06:13] No, yes, yes, no, yes, no, hell no.

[01:06:17] Sure fuck you no shit genius all right first Christmas tree out of a day

[01:06:27] Cool calm cozy love it love the lighting um

[01:06:32] If I could make any tweaks to this I mean there is no presence the presence does add to the immersion a little

[01:06:40] That's the cutest little kitten I've ever seen dude. I have a cat

[01:06:44] who literally looks identical to this cat. Her name is Rosie. That is one of the cuties.

[01:06:50] Oh my god, I just, I literally want to pet her. I just want to pet her. That is the cutest little cat of it.

[01:06:55] All right, let me make this clear, bro. If you send in a clip of your Christmas tree

[01:07:02] burning on fire, how do you expect to win, bro? On top of that, your house is burning down!

[01:07:10] down. Why are you taking a picture? Next Christmas she edited. This one looks kind of squished.

[01:07:22] I did not explain it, bro. This one looks like somebody sat on it. Now that is a fat

[01:07:28] cat. Look, bro, I'm not going to tell you how to parent your cat, but I'm going to

[01:07:32] be honest bro that that cat is about 45 pounds dude that cat looks like a boating

[01:07:38] ball clean love this tree probably my favorite one of the day so far okay that

[01:07:50] might is that a joint that might be the yo bro I can't even see the tree bro

[01:07:56] Now, that might be the largest joint I've ever seen.

[01:07:59] Holy crap.

[01:08:01] Clean.

[01:08:02] This one's snug.

[01:08:03] Love it.

[01:08:04] Love the blue lights.

[01:08:05] I don't think you would, actually you went with purple here.

[01:08:08] I don't think you went with purple.

[01:08:09] It adds to the coziness of the room, you know?

[01:08:13] Everybody goes with the white lights or the red and blue,

[01:08:16] but you went purple.

[01:08:17] I dig that.

[01:08:19] Yeah, this is best free of the day.

[01:08:21] Hands down.

[01:08:22] It's not just cause it's the best tree,

[01:08:24] This is what y'all are gonna learn

[01:08:25] when I'm raiding these trees today.

[01:08:27] It's not about the tree.

[01:08:29] It's about the tree and the things around it.

[01:08:31] Like, Chad, he's got five nutcrackers up here.

[01:08:34] He's got a little Christmas village.

[01:08:36] Chad, what are these villagers called again?

[01:08:38] My grandma has a bunch of them.

[01:08:40] It's called something village, something village.

[01:08:45] Chad, what do they call it again?

[01:08:50] Something village.

[01:08:51] Not nativity scene winter village? Is it winter village? I think that's what it's called. I

[01:09:04] don't know though. Another cute cat. Y'all got some cute kittens, bro. That's a fluffy

[01:09:11] cat. Oh my God. Christmas tree in a basket? Interesting. Is it because of the water

[01:09:16] clock inch whoa whoa whoa cozy super duper cozy my god you know booper

[01:09:24] scooper you might win just off of creativity bro his tree is pink I mean

[01:09:28] this is what we're talking about this is a good tree is that a fucking log

[01:09:35] all right this might be my favorite tree of the day this is creative that's

[01:09:38] That's a log, dude. Nice.

[01:09:45] Is that a Christmas tree made out of tires?

[01:09:49] Okay.

[01:09:51] Yo, chap.

[01:09:53] What are y'all sending?

[01:09:56] How is this even possible?

[01:09:59] You're telling me your tree pierced through your ceiling?

[01:10:04] Good God!

[01:10:09] Yeah, that's, I mean, one of the cutest puppies I've ever seen.

[01:10:14] Yeah, that's one of the cutest puppies I've ever seen.

[01:10:17] What type of dog is that?

[01:10:19] My God, he's cute. Holy crap.

[01:10:22] Very nice tree. Oh my God, Elf in the Shelf.

[01:10:25] I remember this.

[01:10:26] Angel up top. Got a baseball ornament.

[01:10:29] Michigan!

[01:10:30] Yeah, that's one of the cutest puppets I've ever seen, dude.

[01:10:35] Wow.

[01:10:36] All right, this is ripped off Google.

[01:10:38] I'm not buying this, Geo.

[01:10:39] Geo, Geo, either you ripped this off Google and you're trying to scam me out of a win here

[01:10:46] or you're literally a billionaire.

[01:10:48] I actually can't tell.

[01:10:49] Geo, this doesn't even look real.

[01:10:51] This looks like one of those things you would see on the Hallmark channel.

[01:10:55] Okay, this is a really nice tree.

[01:10:59] I love this tree.

[01:11:00] Bro, this kid's locked in. He took a day shot and a night shot. Look at this. This kid's actually locked

[01:11:06] What is this down here? Is that Lilo or look let's stitch that stitch

[01:11:11] Bro, he's got a little stitch down there ball knowledge

[01:11:14] I'm gonna go seven points. I haven't had a family tree

[01:11:17] Wow, love it double nutcrackers

[01:11:21] Fucking love it. Let me go eight here

[01:11:24] So we're not stopping till we get to 10.

[01:11:31] Okay, this one's clean.

[01:11:33] This doesn't look like it's ripped off hallmark.

[01:11:35] Yo, bro, you can literally see the watermark on it.

[01:11:41] Dude, did you actually rip this off right in it?

[01:11:44] Yo, bro, Nathan, Nathan, I legitimately think you grabbed this out of your backyard, bro.

[01:11:53] And Nathan I'm not knocking the tree his thing

[01:11:57] Nathan I'm not knocking the tree, but I'm pretty sure you grabbed this out of your backyard

[01:12:08] Okay, there's nothing else in the room this is my friend's tree. Okay. Yeah

[01:12:14] All right.

[01:12:18] Very nice, very, very, very nice.

[01:12:23] Wow, very nice tree.

[01:12:26] Oh my God.

[01:12:28] Bro, somebody got out of their cooking.

[01:12:32] Is that Snoop Dogg?

[01:12:34] Yo bro, I'm pretty sure that's Snoop Dogg.

[01:12:38] Seven out of 10.

[01:12:39] No, eight out of 10.

[01:12:42] Okay.

[01:12:43] This is pretty default.

[01:12:44] I like it though.

[01:12:45] It's pretty basic, but I like it.

[01:12:47] Can't go wrong with it, bro.

[01:12:49] He's got a star up top, blue, red, yellow lights,

[01:12:51] clean, clean, clean, clean, clean, clean.

[01:12:58] Yo, bro, he's got the stream pulled up?

[01:13:02] Bro, W supporter, man.

[01:13:06] Wait, did you already do your Christmas presents, bro?

[01:13:08] You got Nike shoes, a skateboard, a fan.

[01:13:13] Bro, this guy's room is nice. I'm not gonna lie.

[01:13:17] Bro, that's your holy ridge.

[01:13:20] Bro, that's his fucking balcony?

[01:13:23] You just walk right out of that?

[01:13:31] Oh, you did the ribbon!

[01:13:32] Bro, a lot of moms do the ribbon thing. I'm not crazy about it.

[01:13:36] A lot of moms really love that ribbon wrap thing.

[01:13:39] I'm not, I'm not crazy about it.

[01:13:43] Cozy very cozy. Oh my god. You got them. All right. Now I'm gonna be honest

[01:13:52] This is a top five bleed out spot. Yo, bro

[01:13:55] This could put this has potential to be the coziest one of the day

[01:13:59] I would actually snug it up and sit by this. This is bro. This is beautiful. This is absolutely gorgeous

[01:14:05] I love everything I'm seeing here, sir

[01:14:08] I'm a

[01:14:10] All right yo, um nugs. I think I see the issue bro your ornament is way too fucking heavy on the top there

[01:14:19] This the trees about to snap dude

[01:14:24] Okay pretty nice

[01:14:27] Holy mother of God

[01:14:31] Glider that's your Christmas tree

[01:14:33] Did you like invent the internet or something?

[01:14:40] Your Christmas tree is like gigantic.

[01:14:43] All right, this doesn't count.

[01:14:46] Chat, look.

[01:14:47] I admire the effort.

[01:14:49] This does not fucking count, dude.

[01:14:51] Bro, he went out in public and snapped a picture of a tree.

[01:14:54] This doesn't fucking count.

[01:14:56] Wait, where is this chat?

[01:14:58] What city is this?

[01:15:00] What city is that?

[01:15:03] What city is this?

[01:15:08] Dubai?

[01:15:10] Tito, what is this?

[01:15:14] Yo, bro, take the lights off of your cat.

[01:15:18] He's clearly having a terrible time.

[01:15:20] He's clearly miserable, bro.

[01:15:23] I hate when people do this, bro.

[01:15:25] I hate when people put things on their animals.

[01:15:27] Bro, he's clearly having a fucking miserable time.

[01:15:30] Take the lights off of him.

[01:15:34] Jinxie, I low key got a Christmas tree in my room.

[01:15:37] Bro, that's valid. I would always get a little like mini fake tree in my room. I didn't do it this year. I'm gonna do it next year though.

[01:15:45] I'm a big nutcracker guy. I love nutcrackers. Very nice. I'm gonna go eight out of ten.

[01:15:53] Dang. Very, very, very sexy. Okay.

[01:15:57] Hey, 8.3 out of 10?

[01:16:03] Yeah, this is terrifying.

[01:16:05] This is legitimately terrifying, bro.

[01:16:09] All right, man, you installed the tree upside down!

[01:16:18] What the fuck is this?

[01:16:19] Is that Godzilla?

[01:16:21] Your chat, at this rate, we're not gonna have a winner!

[01:16:27] Okay, hilarious bro. So chat first and foremost, there's three reasons you know

[01:16:34] this is fake. A, I'm not that chopped. B, I don't vape. C, my hair does not look like

[01:16:41] that. And D, I would never wear a Christmas sweater. I would rather be

[01:16:46] caught dead than wearing the fucking Christmas sweater dude. Alright chat,

[01:16:51] alright, alright chat. If this is actually your treat, what the fuck do y'all

[01:16:56] got going on. I can't even tell if you rip this one off Google, because bro, what the

[01:17:03] actual fuck do y'all got going on? It's a dinosaur, dude. Okay. You know what? I'm

[01:17:14] going to say this. I admire the creativity. I'm going to give you points for creativity,

[01:17:21] I'm trying to scroll up to see if that really pops, that really stands out.

[01:17:29] What is happening?

[01:17:30] Legitimately, what is going on?

[01:17:33] Holy shit, he's watching suits.

[01:17:37] Here's the guy who knows ballroom.

[01:17:40] Holy shit, he's watching suits.

[01:17:42] Bro, suits is a ballroom show if you have not watched suits, watch suits.

[01:17:47] Okay, pretty cute, see? Pretty cute.

[01:17:54] Um...

[01:17:56] What?

[01:17:58] Is Randy Orton RKOing your tree in live action?

[01:18:05] Okay.

[01:18:08] Yo chat, I don't... I like chat, I legitimately don't even know what to say.

[01:18:12] Some of y'all have the most fucked trees I've ever seen.

[01:18:17] Where did you even get this, bro? Like at home goods or something?

[01:18:26] I can walk a thousand miles.

[01:18:30] Okay, there's a lot going on in this image.

[01:18:37] So it looks like you just threw a bunch of food all over the carpet.

[01:18:42] You ripped out the drywall here, ripped out the drywall here,

[01:18:46] ripped out the travel here.

[01:18:49] I think somebody threw a rock through one of your windows.

[01:18:52] Actually, no, never mind both of your windows

[01:18:55] and top it all off your trees tilted to the side.

[01:19:01] Where are you, bro?

[01:19:02] Like, are you in like a R6 map or something?

[01:19:04] Where the fuck even are?

[01:19:05] Are you okay?

[01:19:07] Mobs, reach out to this guy.

[01:19:09] Mobs, go to the Discord and reach out.

[01:19:11] Like, where is this guy?

[01:19:14] Holy shit, now we're talking.

[01:19:16] This could be the best tree of the day.

[01:19:19] This is just an aura farm.

[01:19:21] I mean, it's right in the front yard.

[01:19:22] It's gigantic.

[01:19:23] That's probably the best tree of the day.

[01:19:29] Okay?

[01:19:30] That's definitely CGI.

[01:19:32] Definitely CGI.

[01:19:34] Wait a minute.

[01:19:35] I feel a fart cooking up.

[01:19:36] Okay.

[01:19:37] This is the second tree of the day where someone literally installed it incorrectly.

[01:19:40] Bro, the tree's upside.

[01:19:42] I just realized.

[01:19:45] How are you even going to grab your presents?

[01:19:48] Do you have to be like Dwight Howard to grab the presents?

[01:19:51] Bro, you put the presents on top of the tree, are you a dumbass?

[01:19:58] Jinxie, here's my Christmas tree, hope you like it.

[01:20:01] Holy shit.

[01:20:04] This is fire.

[01:20:07] Brother, this is fire.

[01:20:11] Wow. Wow. Wow. Now we're talking. Star got a bit smushed at the top. Oh, I did. It's a little nice tree, though. Really nice.

[01:20:24] Okay. Guys, chat. Come on. Guys, come on. Okay. Guys! Send in your Christmas trees, not your fucking Minecraft Christmas trees.

[01:20:40] Christmas trees. I thought I made myself pretty clear. God, it's the brightest hell

[01:20:47] in there dude. You could perform a surgery in that room. Oh, he made a Lego

[01:20:55] Christmas tree. Very nice, very nice. Very nice. Hey GenC, here's a Christmas

[01:21:04] I made in Minecraft built in myself no tutorials

[01:21:09] Very nice very nice

[01:21:14] Seven out of ten bro a lot of y'all rock the blue and red lights

[01:21:19] Dude, I think my tree has white lights chat. Okay. Yo, bro. This is clearly AI generated

[01:21:24] I already know you just punch this into chat if you see I just now realized there's like five vapes on this thing

[01:21:31] Yeah, you know what we're calling it here, bro. Fuck this

[01:21:34] chat if you okay this you literally went to chat to be tea just punch dead one

[01:21:43] more okay get your cat save your cat his life is on the line all right guys

[01:21:52] it's time for the main event ladies and gentlemen today's the day ladies and

[01:22:01] gentlemen today is the day we beat theory of everything too ladies and fucking

[01:22:09] gentlemen today's the day as you guys know yesterday we got 92% in theory of

[01:22:19] everything too I said I just got to get the sleep buff I got a sleep on it I

[01:22:26] have the entire level of master I only choked at the end I'm not gonna choke

[01:22:31] at the end again. Mods run predictions. Will Jixie beat Theory of Everything 2 in 10 attempts

[01:22:37] or less? Chat lock in your channel points. Today's the day, bro. I'm telling you. Chow,

[01:22:44] I'm telling you. Today's the day we're beating it, bro. I, Garren, fucking T you. We beat

[01:22:52] Theory of Everything 2 tonight. Garren fucking T you. We beat this tonight. Chat, I'm

[01:22:59] Maybe two percent complete with it, bro.

[01:23:01] I literally just need eight more percent.

[01:23:04] That's all we need.

[01:23:10] We're loading up.

[01:23:11] Dude, I have 238 hours of playtime in GioDash,

[01:23:14] all over the age.

[01:23:17] Oh my God, it's time.

[01:23:18] I'm actually kinda nervous.

[01:23:19] I'm not gonna lie.

[01:23:20] I'm sort of a nervy, wait.

[01:23:23] It didn't save my progress.

[01:23:26] Chat, that's not good.

[01:23:28] It doesn't matter though, right?

[01:23:29] Nah, it doesn't matter.

[01:23:31] Bro, I didn't see my progress from yesterday.

[01:23:34] Chad, if you were in the stream last night,

[01:23:36] type of what in the Chad if you were in the stream

[01:23:38] last night?

[01:23:39] We got 92%, bro.

[01:23:42] Knock the fuck in!

[01:23:46] We're beating this right now.

[01:23:48] No, no, no.

[01:23:49] We're actually beating this right now.

[01:23:55] Ladies and gentlemen, it's time.

[01:23:58] Today's the day.

[01:24:01] Yesterday, we got 92% in period every day.

[01:24:16] And I need every single one of you to lock the fuck in.

[01:24:28] It's got to warm up.

[01:24:39] It's got to warm up.

[01:24:41] I literally got 92% yesterday.

[01:24:43] There's no way I'm going to count this guy.

[01:24:54] Got a warm up.

[01:25:04] God!

[01:25:05] Why am I struggling on things?

[01:25:17] why am I struggling on the UFO I didn't

[01:25:25] I'm struggling on it yesterday.

[01:25:30] Am I, am I like a booze?

[01:25:32] What?

[01:25:45] What?

[01:25:47] What's up, Abbot?

[01:25:50] What's up, Highboss?

[01:25:51] Hi guys, maybe just zoom it, because I don't think making it smaller is gonna make it that

[01:26:00] much better.

[01:26:01] I'm gonna zoom this bitch in.

[01:26:03] Chat, I'm about to put you guys inside me.

[01:26:08] Let's go right there.

[01:26:13] Nice guys.

[01:26:14] I'm gonna speed this, come on, come on, focus, focus, focus.

[01:26:20] High-Bice! High-Bice! High-Bice!

[01:26:27] What are you doing?

[01:26:34] High-Bice! High-Bice!

[01:26:40] Bye bye!

[01:26:50] What are you doing?

[01:27:00] I jumped over the portal? Wait, I'm so washed right now. That plate's so good yesterday.

[01:27:25] I'm so washed right now, guys.

[01:27:32] Nah, there's no way.

[01:27:33] There's no way I don't beat this.

[01:27:35] I'm gonna do my monitor a little bit closer.

[01:27:42] Alright, I'm gonna do my monitor a little bit closer.

[01:27:44] I pulled my desk into it.

[01:27:46] This should allow me to get a little bit more around here.

[01:27:52] Make sure to remember, always play video games.

[01:27:54] video games with my phone. It's possible. We're always going to play better than this.

[01:28:06] Here we go!

[01:28:24] I was here in the chat. Let's go. I was here in the chat. Let's go

[01:28:54] I don't know, I've never died like that.

[01:29:04] What's happening?

[01:29:06] Wait a minute, what's actually happening?

[01:29:16] Yesterday I was so good, yesterday I got to 92%.

[01:29:20] What's happening?

[01:29:21] I literally got to 90% yesterday

[01:29:35] What the fuck is happening

[01:30:21] I

[01:30:51] Excuse me? Excuse me? No. I literally just slid it off, bro. That's gotta be a fucking...

[01:31:17] I'm going to- wrong pipe.

[01:31:28] I'm going to beat this in the next five minutes, trust me.

[01:31:40] I got some 92% yesterday.

[01:32:10] I never died of that UFO portion. I've died there nine times. Like is there a singular fucking soul in the chat who can explain this?

[01:32:19] I've died there nine times!

[01:32:23] Oh, maybe because I'm drunk. Yeah, yeah, yeah, you guys are right, but I'm not really that drunk anymore though, Chad.

[01:32:29] Like I'm not really that drunk, guys.

[01:32:32] I'm not. I was drunk earlier.

[01:32:36] Like it's definitely wore off by now.

[01:32:40] I don't know, I don't know, I'm like, I'm actually fucking choking, though.

[01:33:35] What's happening dude?

[01:33:51] What's happening?

[01:33:52] Actually.

[01:33:53] Oh my god.

[01:33:54] I'm so close to beating this.

[01:33:55] I'm literally so close to beating this.

[01:33:56] Come on.

[01:33:57] Oh my god, I'm so close to beating this. I'm literally so close to beating this. Come

[01:34:04] on! Right now!

[01:34:27] We're getting more consistent now.

[01:34:50] We're actually getting deep now.

[01:34:52] to get the paws. Actually, no ones. I'm deeper than that, guys. Let's go. Let's beat this guy!

[01:35:22] I

[01:35:37] Start to warm up that for sure

[01:36:52] I was in, I was in.

[01:36:52] I told y'all we're meeting this tonight.

[01:36:55] Chat that was literally it.

[01:36:57] No, no, no, no, no, that was it.

[01:36:58] Chat that was it.

[01:36:59] Oh my, I'm so fucking close.

[01:37:03] Bro, when the music gets all like,

[01:37:05] bro, when the music changes at 70% of my hard action,

[01:37:09] it's fucking pounding me on.

[01:37:10] I'm so mad.

[01:37:11] I'm so mad.

[01:37:12] I'm so mad.

[01:37:13] I'm so mad.

[01:37:14] I'm so mad.

[01:37:15] I'm so mad.

[01:37:16] I'm so mad.

[01:37:17] I'm so mad.

[01:37:18] I'm so mad.

[01:37:19] I'm so mad.

[01:37:20] I'm so mad.

[01:38:21] What?

[01:38:22] Bro, on job, that's the best.

[01:38:28] I'm gonna go get some money.

[01:38:33] I'm gonna get some money.

[01:38:38] I'm gonna get some money.

[01:38:43] I'm gonna get some money.

[01:38:48] I'm gonna get some money.

[01:38:50] Bro, on God, that's probably the hardest part.

[01:38:53] That little, that little, like, half second.

[01:38:57] This bro use...

[01:39:01] Come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, so close!

[01:39:50] Oh

[01:40:16] My god

[01:40:20] Oh, Chad, no. Chad, I just choked, guys.

[01:40:23] No, I legitimately was right fucking there.

[01:40:27] Bro, I didn't mean to overspan it.

[01:40:30] Holy shit. Frosty with the 100 gift!

[01:40:35] Frosty, I fucking love you. W Frosty in the ch-ch-ch.

[01:40:39] Chad, literally choked, bro.

[01:40:41] I'm close though, man. Like, I feel like I'm gonna beat this shit soon.

[01:40:44] 91% again?

[01:43:16] I swear to god that jump has no like pattern like I know it does but I swear I've done

[01:43:43] I'm not a thousand times I've done a bad job like that.

[01:43:54] Oh my god, bro, that UFO part is like still a bitch.

[01:43:58] It's crazy, man, because I've gotten to 90% twice now,

[01:44:02] and I still struggle on that first UFO.

[01:44:04] This is the hardest part of the level, like I'll die on this level, 18% is like 18% of

[01:44:18] I like fucking 25% of the videos

[01:44:48] I

[01:45:11] Fucking

[01:45:18] I

[01:46:18] It's so difficult, it's insane.

[01:46:22] Oh my god, it's like so easy to mess that part up.

[01:46:25] My god, there's so little room for air.

[01:46:31] Hold it.

[01:46:36] I hate that UFO part.

[01:46:38] You have to like hesitate through the portal.

[01:46:40] It's so weird, it's such a weird brain exercise.

[01:47:18] I mean

[01:48:18] I

[01:49:18] What's happening? I hate when I just get stuck on my fucking parts I've beaten a hundred

[01:49:34] times in such rage-bait.

[01:49:36] Alright, yeah, yeah. 18%. It doesn't matter if I am at 70%, 80%, 90%, 100%. The 18%

[01:49:56] jump will always be perfect.

[01:50:26] I just want to beat it!

[01:50:36] Holy shit, this is so hard.

[01:50:41] I gotta beat it tonight, bro.

[01:51:22] You have to jump right you can't wait on that if you wait you slide

[01:51:52] I

[01:52:22] I

[01:52:29] Fucking

[01:53:22] I

[01:53:52] I

[01:54:52] I jumped on the X, but my leg started itching halfway through that.

[01:55:49] What?

[01:55:51] There's a spike there?

[01:55:56] Oh!

[01:55:59] I'm gonna go get it!

[01:56:04] I'm gonna get it!

[01:56:09] I'm gonna get it!

[01:56:14] There's a spike there.

[01:56:16] It's gotta be a fucking steaming pile of shit.

[01:56:26] It's gotta be a steaming pile of shit, bro.

[01:56:30] I'm so close.

[01:56:31] Can I just beat this fucking level?

[01:56:35] Leeds, Leeds, what?

[01:56:39] What did I leak?

[01:56:43] What did I leave?

[01:56:51] Task manager? What do you mean?

[01:56:54] How about I say do you close out of this shit? I don't know how to do it.

[01:57:06] Chat, how do I get out of this shit, Rob? That ass.

[01:57:13] load, load!

[01:57:28] That makes no sense.

[01:57:40] I

[02:01:40] I'm right there.

[02:01:47] I'm right there.

[02:01:52] I'm right there.

[02:02:00] I'm right there.

[02:02:05] I'm right there.

[02:02:10] I'm right there.

[02:02:15] I'm right there.

[02:02:20] I'm right there.

[02:02:23] I'm right fucking there.

[02:02:25] Oh my God.

[02:02:27] Where are my gloves gone?

[02:02:29] I'm literally right there.

[02:02:32] Like, I'm literally right there.

[02:02:36] Holy fuck, bro.

[02:02:38] I'm legitimately right there.

[02:02:42] I'm right there, bro.

[02:02:45] I'm right there.

[02:02:47] Bro, stop saying leet. Nothing's leet. Stop fucking saying leet.

[02:02:51] Nothing is leet.

[02:02:54] If one of you leets something, I'm gonna pull out my penis right now!

[02:02:57] Shut up!

[02:03:02] That jump is just an impossible time you have to hold it, fuck that jump isn't safe.

[02:03:25] Cool.

[02:03:26] Excuse me, excuse me, I didn't do that!

[02:03:52] Oh my god my head is like fucking filled with rage!

[02:04:52] You guessed, Camus Frozen?

[02:04:57] It's like Foggy.

[02:05:12] You could give me a thousand tries to recreate that.

[02:05:15] I would never read what just happened.

[02:05:22] I

[02:06:22] Not worth it.

[02:06:23] Like, the thing is, I already know how to beat it, I'm just, I have a mental fucking

[02:06:52] break down. Every time I get to the last 10% it's like I just don't have the nerves to

[02:06:58] do. I'm too nervous. I can't do this. I get to 90% and my heart starts beating out of

[02:07:06] my fucking chest. Honestly at 70% it starts and then every second that goes on where I

[02:07:12] Don't die, it just gets worse and worse and worse and worse and worse and worse and worse!

[02:07:42] I

[02:12:12] I

[02:15:42] I

[02:18:12] What?

[02:18:14] WHAT?

[02:18:15] Where did I go?

[02:18:18] I like flew into the sky?

[02:18:20] What the fuck was that?

[02:18:30] This is the time for you to go.

[02:19:41] You got half the spam, but I have to stop it, so no jumping, so really doesn't mean I have to spam and stop, but I don't even know how to do this.

[02:19:57] Right.

[02:20:57] Bam! Then stop!

[02:21:00] Gotta take a screenshot, what the fuck did I just do?

[02:21:05] Shit, it's so demonic, like...

[02:21:13] I don't have to just fucking mistype the rap, I guess.

[02:21:22] There goes that.

[02:21:23] Alright, I'm getting pretty tilted right now.

[02:21:53] Can I just BEAT IT?

[02:22:00] Alright, what's happening?

[02:22:06] My boots like have a mind of its own right now.

[02:22:13] Alright, what's going on?

[02:22:20] What's going on?

[02:23:50] I'm not a cop.

[02:23:52] I'm not a cop.

[02:23:54] I'm not a cop.

[02:24:02] Get the shit out of me.

[02:24:04] I'm not a cop.

[02:25:20] It's just all coming off the fucking wheels now, the rails of the fucking train are falling off.

[02:26:50] Like does anybody know what's happening? I mean what is that? What the fuck is that?

[02:26:56] Like too low? I mean like I have to enter it high

[02:27:01] Like I have to enter it

[02:27:08] I'm so close to just beating this girl

[02:27:50] the end. Alright, let's just knock it out of practice mode until we can 70-100, like, twice in a row.

[02:28:02] I literally hate practice mode. I mean, you guys, if you probably know that, at this

[02:28:06] time point, I hate everything about it. And I hate that you're literally trying to

[02:28:13] knock it out of practice mode. I don't think you'll actually find a person who

[02:28:19] That person really is not that beautiful.

[02:28:22] I hate spawn points, I hate checkpoints, I hate music.

[02:28:35] I mean, the whole level is literally like, where?

[02:28:38] It's just 72 hundred.

[02:28:41] The entire level is like...

[02:28:45] Oh, we're dying.

[02:28:49] Alright, right here is a great- Alright, we're not getting out until we get 7 to

[02:29:04] do 100 twice in a row.

[02:29:08] Yeah that jump is 8. Oh god!

[02:29:19] Alright. What's up now? Like seriously, what the fuck is up?

[02:29:26] Yo, yo, yo!

[02:29:30] Alright so it's like jump, jump, jump.

[02:29:34] Just jump on this bird.

[02:29:38] That one you have to enter high, okay.

[02:29:41] Alright, I think I get it.

[02:29:44] Jump, jump, yep.

[02:29:47] Enter high.

[02:29:51] I don't know, holy choke point.

[02:29:53] I mean, Mike, y'all.

[02:29:58] I love that this is set up so late in the level.

[02:30:02] Alright.

[02:30:04] I don't know, last time I was doing it pretty easily.

[02:30:08] Okay.

[02:30:09] Ends began to cry voice too.

[02:30:15] Yeah, no, no, this is why I hate backstrokes, like, the end is so fucking, you know, back

[02:30:33] I'm starting to feel good here, we don't even need to practice this part, let's just practice

[02:30:44] 80%.

[02:30:45] This part, I mean, I get this part majority of the time, I think.

[02:30:49] Alright, this is all we need to practice around this middle bit.

[02:30:54] And then let's do like 80 to 100.

[02:31:08] Hold on, I don't know how to do that.

[02:31:20] Come on, let's get some 80 to 100 instead.

[02:31:24] This fucking Santa hat keeps dangling in my face!

[02:31:31] Alright!

[02:31:45] It's like a 1, 2, 3, 1, 2, 3, 8.

[02:31:48] The egg is fucking hard!

[02:31:50] Of course it's been hard.

[02:31:54] Wow! That's my joke.

[02:32:16] Yeah I don't know. I just personally feel like I'm doing nothing right now. It's just like...

[02:32:22] Like, I don't know. Sometimes I get it, sometimes I don't.

[02:32:25] Like, I don't think practice mode is gonna make it to where, like...

[02:32:28] I get 80% of 100% of the time. It's like...

[02:32:31] Sometimes I get it, sometimes I don't. I don't know.

[02:32:33] Got it right there.

[02:32:50] Alright! I mean, Jesus Christ!

[02:32:52] See, that's the rhythm right there. That's fucking good.

[02:32:56] That's the rhythm.

[02:33:03] Alright, I guess there's no point of even being on this game right now.

[02:33:06] It's like, I can't even get through the end.

[02:33:09] But, bro, I beat the end like six times last night! FUCK!

[02:33:16] Alright, then this shit takes. Enter high.

[02:33:19] It's like enter high, hold release, hold release, that's like so fucking weird.

[02:33:31] Alright, that's like killing me.

[02:33:39] It's like enter high, hesitate, tap release, hold release.

[02:33:44] Yeah, make it do that.

[02:33:54] I mean, there it is, there it is, boys.

[02:34:02] That's one, let's do one more.

[02:34:05] Let's do one more, eh?

[02:34:08] If you don't swear with that music.

[02:34:26] There it is, that's two in a row.

[02:34:28] Alright, let's beat this fucking level.

[02:34:30] Enter high, tap release, hold release, okay.

[02:34:34] Just beat it literally 80 to 100 twice in a row in practice on a day like this.

[02:35:34] god! just one one second too high just one fucking second too high mother of god man I just

[02:35:50] I'm not getting off this game until I beat this dude.

[02:36:15] 280 to 100s in a row. See here's the other problem with practice mode like practice mode is good for

[02:36:21] practicing portions but then I just get rusty on the whole fucking level. I get bad at the intro,

[02:36:26] I get bad in the middle. Because when you're dying over and over and doing

[02:36:35] the start and middle and end of a level over and over like you don't get rusty.

[02:36:38] But like now I'm rusty again.

[02:36:42] I-I-I hate practice mode.

[02:36:49] It's not even that I hate practice mode, it's like...

[02:36:55] Practice mode is a necessity, but like when you're 90% just go.

[02:37:00] I've already proven I can finish the end in practice mode.

[02:37:03] I just have to not show it, it's just a snurred round, it's all over.

[02:37:10] Snurred us.

[02:37:12] What?

[02:37:13] I mean, what the actual fuck?

[02:37:15] I tripped the spike dude?

[02:37:54] Oh my god, it's in my face! It's in my face! Oh my god! Pause. I want to- I want to

[02:38:22] to crack my neck and the fucking, the, the hack that dangled in my face.

[02:39:52] Just, I don't know.

[02:40:09] I don't know.

[02:40:10] I don't know.

[02:40:12] I don't know.

[02:40:13] This doesn't seem possible, yes.

[02:40:22] All right, come down, come down.

[02:40:52] Let's do this man, 91% let's go, come on, we're almost there, Santa hat is dangling

[02:41:16] in my face, we're almost there guys, let's do it, let's do it, let's do it.

[02:41:22] 91%

[02:41:52] I

[02:42:52] I thought, like, practice mode would literally just set me back, yeah.

[02:43:22] I got it!

[02:43:24] Yeah, the hidden fucking floor!

[02:43:27] Whoa!

[02:43:28] Holy shit!

[02:43:29] I'm gonna die!

[02:43:32] I'm gonna die!

[02:43:34] I'm gonna die!

[02:43:37] I'm gonna die!

[02:43:40] I'm gonna die!

[02:43:43] I got it!

[02:43:46] Yeah, the hidden fucking floor!

[02:43:49] Whoa!

[02:43:51] Holy RAGE PAGE!

[02:44:51] I hope if I don't tap I die if I tap I die.

[02:45:17] All right, all right, that's not, can't, ow, ow, oh my god, ow.

[02:45:33] I just hit myself with a ball.

[02:45:35] Ow, fuck, that hurts.

[02:46:43] I'm going to kill myself, in GTA, in GTA, oh my god, no, no, this can't be real, this

[02:47:04] can't be real, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,

[02:47:10] This canvas cannot be fucking real.

[02:47:13] What did I got you?

[02:47:14] I turned down too quick.

[02:47:19] No, no, no.

[02:47:27] I turned down too quick.

[02:47:29] That has to be a joke.

[02:47:30] What what like just like just cuz I died it doesn't mean the next round you're like allowed to just

[02:47:55] Let's go. We can't just delish my diamond, can't you?

[02:48:55] jump! I mean, I'm god, I'm god, I'm jumping. I'm god, I'm jumping. I'm god, I'm jumping.

[02:49:07] You have got fucking joking me dude. I mean what what's next?

[02:50:07] How can you help by dying, dying in GTA?

[02:50:21] I mean I'm done, I'm done!

[02:50:24] Holy shit!

[02:50:27] Holy shit!

[02:50:30] I mean god damn!

[02:50:37] I have no game sound.

[02:50:39] What did I do? Break the fork?

[02:50:41] Like break the fork? The mention of audio?

[02:50:43] I don't have game sound now. High-fives help!

[02:50:51] No audio.

[02:50:53] I'm glad you guys are laughing at my mental deterioration, bro.

[02:51:23] I've never even gotten to that part has anyone ever gotten there I'm like now I'm glitching

[02:51:46] JUST LET ME BEAT IT!

[02:51:48] FOR THE LOVE OF GOD!

[02:52:09] It's like a slip and slide out there.

[02:52:11] I mean, like my-

[02:52:14] What?

[02:52:16] My nose is ditching, that's bullshit.

[02:52:42] I

[02:55:12] I love it how, like, through all this, right, through all of the trials, tribulations and

[02:55:32] misfortunes, the UFO portions still owns me.

[02:55:37] It's disgusting where they explain this.

[02:56:37] Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

[02:58:07] How about just call me?

[02:58:17] You have a dream, Steve.

[02:58:23] You know, you need to take a show, though. You need to relax.

[02:58:29] It's Christmas Eve, and you're crashing out over pixels.

[02:58:34] It's a video game.

[02:58:38] You understand me?

[02:58:40] Yep.

[02:58:44] God, you fucking suck this game.

[02:58:53] I'M DONE WITH THAT SHIT!

[02:59:04] Yeah, girl punch. Yeah, yeah punch like a girl, haha. Dude, that's so funny, bro. I

[02:59:19] I FORGOT TO LAP!

[03:00:19] It's like uh, I don't know it's a groundhog, it's like everything's just...

[03:00:25] I don't know, just keep doing the same thing, I'm losing my mind.

[03:00:31] I'm not actually just cooking for a second there, holy shit.

[03:00:36] Felt like fucking dog for a second.

[03:00:49] I

[03:00:56] I

[03:00:59] I

[03:01:03] I

[03:01:08] I

[03:01:13] I

[03:01:18] Everybody calm down. Everybody just relax, alright?

[03:01:29] One button, by the way. Do you want to get knocked out? It's Christmas Eve. You're rage

[03:01:35] baiting on Christmas Eve, bro. Find the Lord. What's intimately. Find God, please. You're

[03:01:42] Are you Rage Maiden on Christmas Eve?

[03:01:44] Go eat a gingerbread cookie and pee with your family!

[03:01:48] Why are you Rage Maiden?

[03:02:01] I mean, it's like, it's...

[03:02:03] I'm just much better than, like, opening section.

[03:02:05] We all know this, like, I'm obviously a better player than dying at truth and such.

[03:05:12] I

[03:05:19] I

[03:05:22] I

[03:05:24] I

[03:05:26] I

[03:05:28] I

[03:05:30] I

[03:05:32] I

[03:05:34] I

[03:05:36] I

[03:06:38] I've got it. Why don't I just try practice mode? That'll solve all the problems if I just enter into practice mode.

[03:06:56] Then I'll just keep playing practice mode and never actually beat normal mode.

[03:07:04] Oh no, your house is burning down? Practice mode!

[03:07:08] Your girlfriend broke up with you? Practice mode!

[03:07:18] Oh my god, I don't want to ask you.

[03:07:34] You can't glitch, you're not allowed to glitch, and I can pop up, you're not allowed to glitch.

[03:07:44] I do just inverse

[03:10:14] This is the name of what he does in the level.

[03:10:20] See the fucking name.

[03:10:32] On the bright side is probably the most position I've ever been.

[03:10:44] Alright, I mean like, you know, that happens one every 27 times, it's so annoying, it's

[03:11:05] like, it's just, okay, I mean I do the same thing every time, 26 out of every 27 times

[03:11:13] If it don't die, we want it every 27 fans that die.

[03:11:16] It's like, all right.

[03:11:18] I'm not sure why I'm using this.

[03:12:18] Okay.

[03:12:48] What?

[03:13:18] Alright, what's that, what's that, nope nope, I haven't died like that in 11 days, I've

[03:13:25] died like that 3 times.

[03:13:27] What's that, what is that?

[03:13:30] My guy's just like belly flopping.

[03:13:37] Alright, 3, alright.

[03:13:44] Yeah, I don't know, I don't know. The camera just like ran into the sunlight. I don't know.

[03:14:14] I got to use the restroom.

[03:14:25] Merry Christmas!

[03:14:27] Merry Christmas!

[03:15:44] You

[03:16:14] I don't know where I set my phone, dude.

[03:16:19] It's starting to stress me out.

[03:16:21] I don't know where I'm going to hold the ADHD.

[03:16:25] Where is it?

[03:16:27] There it is.

[03:16:29] Alright.

[03:16:31] It's just a game?

[03:16:33] It's just a game?

[03:16:34] It's just a game?

[03:16:35] It's just a game?

[03:16:36] I must get out of the PC!

[03:16:39] Yeah, it's a game.

[03:16:41] Yeah, it's just a game.

[03:16:43] What the fuck? What?

[03:16:56] Did he beat it? What do you think, man?

[03:16:59] Well, I like...

[03:17:00] What do you think, bro? How do I get out of here? How do I get out of here?

[03:17:04] Well, what do you think? What do you think, bro? Do you think I beat it? Is that what you... Do you think I beat it?

[03:17:08] Is that what you think?

[03:17:09] Does it look like I beat it? Do I look happy right now?

[03:17:13] Congrats! I did it! Beat it!

[03:17:31] What?

[03:18:43] Uh, uh, uh.

[03:18:45] Uh.

[03:18:54] How about you zoomer in?

[03:21:13] I

[03:21:43] I

[03:21:50] I

[03:21:53] I

[03:21:57] I

[03:22:01] I

[03:22:06] I

[03:22:11] Yeah, I don't know. I can't do this. Like I literally, I'm legitimate to can't do this.

[03:22:23] So I'm just like some mental fucking psychosis. I can't do it. I just can't, I can't like,

[03:22:36] I just can't bring all the pieces of the puzzle together, bro.

[03:22:40] I feed it 80 to 100, you practice going 7 to 200, 60 to 100, fucking 55 to 100.

[03:22:48] I don't know how high I just can't do it.

[03:22:54] Well chat, I'm gonna enjoy my day on Christmas, bro.

[03:22:57] Probably gonna watch Buddy the Elf and then go to bed.

[03:23:00] But chat, I'll see you guys tomorrow, bro.

[03:23:03] I'm uh, I don't know, hopefully that could be just tomorrow.

[03:23:06] I'm praying to God I think tomorrow.

[03:23:09] Either people not one percent today.

[03:23:12] See, I hope that we can get it tomorrow.

[03:23:15] Chats are for the short stream, sorry for the late stream.

[03:23:18] I was just out with my family, I'll leave it.

[03:23:20] Tomorrow should be live like few more months.

[03:23:26] I'll see you guys tomorrow, man.

[03:23:29] Hopefully we can feed CLE too tomorrow, bro.

[03:23:32] Peace out, Chad.

[03:23:33] Merry Christmas, guys.

[03:23:35] Merry, Merry, Merry Christmas.

[03:23:37] Love you guys, bro.

[03:23:40] We're gonna be here tomorrow.

[03:23:42] All right?

[03:23:43] Have a holy, jolly Christmas.