[360/365] 🎄 CHRISTMAS DAY 🎄 BEATING TOE 2 🎄 CLIPS -> SOLO TO CHAMPION 🎄

Jynxzi

12-25-2025 · 3h 41m

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[00:00:00] Just now, I'm a free end of the mist so tight

[00:00:04] Where the you, Shadi where you?

[00:00:07] Where the you, Shadi where you?

[00:00:10] Where the you, Shadi where you?

[00:00:12] Where do the mist so tell?

[00:00:16] Everyone's gathering around the fire

[00:00:19] Just nuts roasting like a hot chiller

[00:00:22] I should reach you and the wind

[00:00:24] Deck the halls with boughs of jolly

[00:00:26] Fa la la la la la la la

[00:00:29] Tis the season to be jolly, la la la la la la la la la.

[00:00:37] Don't be now a gay, a barrel, la la la la la la la la.

[00:00:47] Deck the halls with boughs of holly, la la la la la la la.

[00:00:51] Tis the season to be jolly, la la la la la la la.

[00:00:55] Done we now our day a barrel Fa la la la la la la la la la

[00:00:59] Chol the ancient youth hot cattle Fa la la la la la

[00:01:03] Chat, merry Christmas guys

[00:01:06] Let's get up, let's get up

[00:01:08] Who's having the very merry Christmas today?

[00:01:12] Tell me, who's having?

[00:01:14] Fuck you

[00:01:15] Bzzzzz

[00:01:17] Fuck you

[00:01:18] Okay, guys

[00:01:19] Late, late, yo, yo, chat

[00:01:22] Listen, bro

[00:01:24] Any of the holidays broke Christmas Thanksgiving new years chat. I'm allowed to be late, bro

[00:01:30] I don't have a fucking schedule on Christmas

[00:01:32] Chow only an hour 21 minutes late, too. I'm literally a hey part-timer shut the hell up kid

[00:01:39] Sorry, I'm already I'm already being taken out of my Christmas spirit

[00:01:44] There will be no cursing today. There will be no

[00:01:47] go rick-

[00:01:47] HIGHBIGHTS!!!

[00:01:51] Yo, Highbives, it's Christmas, bro.

[00:01:54] Throw me a frickin' bone here.

[00:01:56] For one day, Highbives,

[00:01:58] don't push my fuckin' buttons!

[00:02:03] Don't, Highbives, don't click it.

[00:02:05] Don't-

[00:02:13] HIGHBIGHTS!!!

[00:02:15] you nah nah high-fives you ended this high-fives are you a dumbass grinch ski no

[00:02:26] no no listen listen I got spit coming out of my mouth

[00:02:34] listen verbal I'm not the Grinch

[00:02:40] Fa-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la.

[00:02:42] Chad, I'm gonna Christmas- I'm a holly jolly guy today.

[00:02:46] Look, tomorrow I might be raging, the day after I might be raging.

[00:02:51] Not today.

[00:02:53] Today is a day of beauty, bro.

[00:02:56] Today is a pretty beautiful day, bro.

[00:02:59] I'm not getting mad today, bro.

[00:03:01] So Chad, let me make a couple of other things clear.

[00:03:04] If you come in the stream today with the sole purpose of rage-baiting,

[00:03:09] On Christmas, you are fucked in the head, bro.

[00:03:13] So, Chad, I ask again.

[00:03:15] Merry Christmas.

[00:03:17] How are you guys doing?

[00:03:19] Merry Christmas, how would you guys fuck you?

[00:03:22] All right, yep, here's the first band of the day.

[00:03:25] Not sure, 7-8-9-0.

[00:03:27] What do you mean, fuck you?

[00:03:29] Yo, bro, it's Christmas.

[00:03:31] Can we show some Christmas cheer?

[00:03:33] What did Buddy D'Elf say?

[00:03:35] The best way to spread Christmas cheer

[00:03:38] is singing loud for all to hear.

[00:03:41] Chat, I had a beautiful Christmas, bro.

[00:03:45] Woke up, chat, hugged my mom.

[00:03:48] My brother made a nice cup of coffee.

[00:03:51] Chat, whole family came over, like cousins, uncles, aunts.

[00:03:57] Whole family came over, bro.

[00:03:58] We had steak and crab, bro.

[00:04:03] Really good, really, really, really good.

[00:04:05] Chad, what did y'all eat for Christmas?

[00:04:08] Oh, and then we watched Dude, I watched a movie, we ate.

[00:04:13] It was a beautiful day, but it was a beautiful day.

[00:04:15] Exercise with the Five Gifted, who cares?

[00:04:17] All right, yo bro, do you wanna get knocked on your ass?

[00:04:21] I'm telling a story, what do you mean who cares?

[00:04:24] Put a sock in it!

[00:04:26] Exercise, thank you to the Five Gifted.

[00:04:28] Tommy with the 25 Gifted,

[00:04:31] subskirts

[00:04:35] Phone who's calling me who could putt oh look at that

[00:04:40] Highlights is calling me on Christmas

[00:04:43] Hey, hi, guys, Merry Christmas

[00:04:52] Okay

[00:05:01] It's not in the title. Where is that at?

[00:05:03] Yes, so first off, first off, watch your fucking toe.

[00:05:08] You're going to hit you in the apology right now, bitch.

[00:05:11] You said that was today.

[00:05:12] Where is it at?

[00:05:15] So listen, the Christmas fan mail is tomorrow

[00:05:19] because the P.O. box is close today,

[00:05:22] so we can't grab any of the fan mail that we got.

[00:05:25] You know, unless I'm a fucking idiot,

[00:05:27] is Christmas tomorrow?

[00:05:30] Hey, ass wipe.

[00:05:32] It's Christmas today, so we couldn't go to the PO box

[00:05:35] and get the packages today.

[00:05:37] Ass wipe!

[00:05:40] So it's time for Christmas, so it's time for Christmas.

[00:05:41] Samuel, what's up?

[00:05:42] What is this?

[00:05:43] Yo, hey, hey, what is this?

[00:05:45] Might as well wait for New Year's,

[00:05:47] maybe the New Year's, Samuel.

[00:05:49] Ass wipe, fuckface, bitch, fat fuck.

[00:05:54] How many of you have?

[00:05:55] See, now, this is,

[00:05:56] I would normally get frustrated in these snooker.

[00:06:00] That is, that's a, like, that's Christmas, bro.

[00:06:04] This is, I'm getting mad with this energy on Christmas

[00:06:07] because fan mail is one day late, found with the five gifted.

[00:06:12] Tommy with the 50 piece, Tommy, put it in my tight ass.

[00:06:17] Put it in my tight ass, like a fucking hot dog.

[00:06:22] W Tommy in the chat, Tommy, appreciate the 50 gifted,

[00:06:25] My God, now chat, next order of business.

[00:06:27] High-vives, what are you clicking?

[00:06:29] High-vives, what are you clicking?

[00:06:33] High-vives, high-vives, high-vives, high-vives.

[00:06:35] There are packages at the PO box right now,

[00:06:40] but the PO box is closed because it's Christmas.

[00:06:44] I didn't plan that out at hand.

[00:06:46] So what I could do is open the 15 packages we have now,

[00:06:50] but then the problem is some of those packages

[00:06:52] are in Christmas packages,

[00:06:53] And then the people that sent you a crispest sand mail,

[00:06:55] their fan mail's not going to get opened.

[00:06:57] Hi, guys.

[00:06:58] How would a knuckle of sand would sound?

[00:07:02] Shut up, relax.

[00:07:03] I'm working on it.

[00:07:05] I'm working on it.

[00:07:08] Now, back to what I'm saying.

[00:07:09] Yet again, before being rudely interrupted,

[00:07:12] Sonic, thank you for the five gift.

[00:07:13] Merry Christmas, guys.

[00:07:14] Hope y'all are doing amazing.

[00:07:18] I'm assuming 99% of y'all have already opened your

[00:07:21] presence because people normally rip their presence first thing in the morning

[00:07:25] and I'm on the East Coast. Tommy with the 25 gifted. Tommy, bend me over and plow me in the ass.

[00:07:36] Tommy with the 75 gifted. Let's go dub Tommy in the chat. When it's lost in LA, I literally don't know.

[00:07:42] Fanatic, thank you for the five gifted. Give me a Big Mac, six-piece nugget.

[00:07:47] Alright, give me a Big Mac, meal, six-piece nugget,

[00:07:51] and an Oreo McFlurry, Luther, I don't know

[00:07:54] if you're like 11 bottles of beer deep right now.

[00:07:57] This is not a McDonald's drive-thru.

[00:07:59] This is a live stream!

[00:08:02] Nice hairline, yeah, y'all are taking, y'all are taking,

[00:08:06] y'all are taking me out of my Christmas spirit, bro.

[00:08:09] Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la.

[00:08:12] Jack, this is like the greatest day of all time.

[00:08:15] Bro, this is the greatest day of the year, bro.

[00:08:17] It's the one day of the year where nobody fights.

[00:08:20] It's the one day of the year where nobody wants

[00:08:23] to knock people out.

[00:08:25] It's the one day of the year where everybody

[00:08:26] bird with the 10 gifted bird, plant one on my chest.

[00:08:30] W bird in the chat.

[00:08:31] Chai texted so many people today.

[00:08:33] Chai, I'm a little bit of a cornball.

[00:08:34] Like I text people that I haven't spoke to in six months

[00:08:37] and say Merry Christmas.

[00:08:38] Chai, does everybody else like that?

[00:08:40] I'm just so jolly.

[00:08:41] I don't know.

[00:08:42] I texted like 50 people, bro.

[00:08:44] I'm gonna be texted like half my phone.

[00:08:47] See how the bells do that?

[00:08:48] I'm a cordon ball, bro.

[00:08:50] Fa la la la la la la la la la.

[00:08:53] Tommy with another 25 gifted subscreeepsyone.

[00:09:00] Tommy with the 100 piece.

[00:09:02] Tommy, I love you, my guy.

[00:09:04] Tommy, see me in here all the time, bro.

[00:09:05] I love you, bro.

[00:09:06] Sean with the 10.

[00:09:07] Sean, put it in my ass.

[00:09:09] W. Sean, let's go.

[00:09:12] Let's fucking go.

[00:09:13] chat who thinks I'm beating here of everything too today who's ready for some

[00:09:17] clips today who's ready for solo to champion today we're dashing we're

[00:09:21] sieging we're dashing we're sieging we're spreading the joy for all to hear

[00:09:27] chat not chat is it dance time let me know because child we can turn this

[00:09:31] into a dance party song requests I think we turn this into a dance party

[00:09:36] shirtless or shirt on shirtless or shirt on like I'm actually so fucking happy

[00:09:46] right now chatty but it got so gross a oh my god

[00:09:53] A, B with the 100 gifted subskinner.

[00:10:01] Beep, she owed it.

[00:10:06] Dan with the 10 gift descriptions.

[00:10:11] Chat!

[00:10:12] Dan, put it on me.

[00:10:14] A, B, put it inside me.

[00:10:17] Okay, song request.

[00:10:19] Chat, it's Christmas, bro.

[00:10:21] It was a wonderful time of the year.

[00:10:26] All right, fuck it.

[00:10:27] Let's turn this into a fucking dance party.

[00:10:30] Chad, yes I was bumping Rod Wave.

[00:10:32] Chad, wanna put the blame on me,

[00:10:35] put the blame on you did the wrong such as saying my love.

[00:10:40] Chad, I need a Christmas song.

[00:10:41] Just one song.

[00:10:43] This will not be a long dance party, all right?

[00:10:45] This is not gonna be long.

[00:10:46] High five full cam or you're fired.

[00:10:49] Sorry, have us, with Christmas joy.

[00:10:53] Bro, we need like a, we need like a,

[00:10:54] we need like a banger fucking song, dude.

[00:10:57] We need like a banger, what is a banger?

[00:11:02] All right, I think I got it.

[00:11:04] I mean, like now, I know I got it.

[00:11:06] I have the best fucking songs.

[00:11:08] Ladies and gentlemen, pull your cock out, pull your lotion out, pull your lubricant

[00:11:25] out.

[00:11:26] It's Christmas, motherfuckers.

[00:11:28] I don't care about the present, underneath the Christmas tree, I just want to form my own,

[00:11:50] all that you will forever know.

[00:11:55] rules. If my shirt is off, I need a 100% guarantee that no one is

[00:12:25] you

[00:12:55] you

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[00:14:25] you

[00:14:55] you

[00:15:25] you

[00:15:55] you

[00:16:25] you

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[00:17:25] you

[00:17:55] 5 days away from streaming every singular day for an entire year.

[00:18:10] High-vives, unzoom it from my neck.

[00:18:14] We're 5 days away from streaming every single day for one non-stop continuous year.

[00:18:24] and I get a W in the chat.

[00:18:28] All right, too close.

[00:18:29] High-fives, personal space, again, personal space.

[00:18:33] High-fives, back it up, you damn!

[00:18:38] Let me regain my Christmas cheer.

[00:18:42] Oh, update on the hairline.

[00:18:45] So I'm not going to Turkey to get a hair transplant,

[00:18:49] which is what you guys are recommending.

[00:18:51] What I'm going to do is, because I'm not

[00:18:52] a lot of this hairline is fucking cooked. What I'm gonna do is I'm just gonna grow

[00:18:56] out my hair long. In chat, I know y'all are gonna say cap and I don't blame you if you

[00:19:00] say cap because I always end up cutting my hair, but I grow up. This time I'm

[00:19:04] being for real. I'm done. I'm never going bald again. Chat, listen up, 2026 bro. I'm

[00:19:12] gonna bring back long hair JC. Now y'all have never even seen long hair

[00:19:16] JC besides the one high school picture. We're like let's be honest I did

[00:19:20] fucking mall let's cut around the fucking bullshit y'all have never seen me

[00:19:27] with long hair bro I've either had short hair been completely bald or had a

[00:19:32] fade or had like medium length hair 2026 I'm getting long hair it's probably

[00:19:38] gonna take don't it's probably gonna take six or seven months all bullshit

[00:19:43] aside it's realistically gonna take six or seven months Cory thank you for

[00:19:48] the prime sum. All right. Ladies and gentlemen, first order of business on this Christmas Eve,

[00:19:56] or no Christmas, first order of business on this Christmas, we have to be theory of everything

[00:20:02] too. It's not even a question, bro. We have to be theory of everything too. We literally

[00:20:07] have to be theory of everything too. It's not even a question. It's not even a question,

[00:20:16] Phase, Satch? What do you mean phase, Satch? Phase? What happened? Phase, Satch?

[00:20:30] Hi guys, why do we type phase, Satch? Phase Twitter? Ron and Jason left? You're

[00:20:41] trolling.

[00:20:44] Phone. Nobody called me. What do you mean phone?

[00:20:54] What the fuck? Ron left face?

[00:21:00] What?

[00:21:08] Chasing left face?

[00:21:14] Holy shit, silky left?

[00:21:20] Bro, did everybody leave?

[00:21:24] Why?

[00:21:25] Por que?

[00:21:26] Okay, this is interesting, bro.

[00:21:31] Why did they all leave?

[00:21:33] Chances, anybody have any guesses?

[00:21:40] They're leaving every hour?

[00:21:43] Oh wait, Ron left at 3 p.m., Silky left at 4 p.m., Jason left at 5 p.m., they're all

[00:21:55] leaving one hour apart.

[00:22:03] New org.

[00:22:04] Brother, there's no way a dap would ever leave.

[00:22:12] Call Ron.

[00:22:13] Yeah, bro.

[00:22:14] Great idea.

[00:22:15] You know what?

[00:22:16] You're going to win smartest idea of the day.

[00:22:19] Let me ring up Ron on Christmas and ask him why phase is collapsing.

[00:22:26] What's next?

[00:22:27] Should I punch somebody in the face while I'm at it?

[00:22:29] What's your next idea?

[00:22:31] Have you no honor?

[00:22:34] see Windows Stream Star. Again, maybe that was funny last year. Maybe that was funny

[00:22:42] last year. They lost the ownership. Alright, brahuna, like brah, I'm gonna be honest. Nobody

[00:22:50] knows why this, nobody knows why everybody's leaving Faze, besides probably just the people

[00:22:57] better in phase. So maybe just wait and see, just wait and see. Chad, maybe just wait and

[00:23:06] see, bro. Maybe just wait and see, all right? Ladies and gentlemen, it's time. Mobs, run

[00:23:17] protection! Ladies and gentlemen, here is the schedule for today. I, Jinxie,

[00:23:23] Nicholas Stewart, resident of Tarpon Springs, Florida, and going to be taking on

[00:23:28] Theory of Everything 2 for the 15th day straight. I'm 93% done with the level.

[00:23:35] Today's the day we beat the levels. Now sleep, young, chat, it's time. Theory of

[00:23:43] Everything 2. We're beating this right here, right now. I'm about to go live on YouTube.

[00:23:50] YouTube family, what is crack-a-lacking? You know what time it is. Ladies and

[00:23:57] gentlemen, today is the day we be theory of everything too.

[00:24:04] Step one, remove your underwear. Step two, grab the nearest bottom of lotion. Step

[00:24:13] Step three, stroke it at a medium pace.

[00:24:18] Nice guys, let's do this.

[00:24:22] Ladies and gentlemen,

[00:24:25] enough is enough.

[00:24:28] I've been defeated too many times by this level.

[00:24:32] Today is the day I conquer my second ever demon

[00:24:36] in the history of geometry dash.

[00:24:38] I'm gonna need everybody in this chat to lock it.

[00:24:41] 7% to go, let's do it live!

[00:24:45] Imagine I first attempt this.

[00:24:47] I mean, just imagine the aura.

[00:24:49] I sleep it off, imagine I first attempt it.

[00:24:51] I'm not gonna lie those glasses kind of felt weird

[00:25:10] Alright ladies and gentlemen, I'm going to beat my second ever D.V. right now, let's go.

[00:26:10] Oh my god.

[00:26:30] No, I forgot it doesn't flip on second.

[00:26:33] Christmas spirit, Christmas spirit, fa la la la la la la la.

[00:26:37] I forgot it doesn't flip on second.

[00:26:40] Bro, oh my god!

[00:26:44] I forgot it doesn't flip upside down yet, I'm so fucking stupid!

[00:26:48] Bro, we're definitely meeting it today. I already got a 88% on my fourth attempt.

[00:26:54] Pull out your dick and start stroking.

[00:26:58] At a high velocity.

[00:27:00] We're so close guys, come on.

[00:27:07] Lock him, let's go, let's go, let's go, lock him!

[00:27:09] Today's the day. It's Christmas!

[00:27:14] 10 a.m. tomorrow. Santa Claus is coming to town.

[00:27:19] Santa!

[00:27:24] What's happening? My guy's like slipping and sliding. Let's go, fuck you!

[00:27:39] They say hard work pays off, I've been fed and paid off.

[00:27:47] Timsy, concentrate!

[00:27:52] They laugh against you.

[00:27:54] They think you're weak.

[00:27:55] Show them what happened!

[00:28:39] I just broke my foot.

[00:29:03] Oh my god, oh my god, my controller just landed right on my right toe.

[00:29:14] Oh my god, that fucking hurts, wow.

[00:29:19] Oh shit.

[00:29:20] All right, that's definitely going to leave a bruise in the morning, it doesn't matter,

[00:29:31] it doesn't matter.

[00:29:33] There is no tomorrow!

[00:29:35] There is no tomorrow!

[00:29:37] There is no tomorrow!

[00:29:42] Come on Rock, what's the matter with you man?

[00:29:54] It's okay, chat remember. Cool, calm, collected.

[00:29:57] The three C's of gaming greatness.

[00:30:00] Cool, calm, collected.

[00:30:33] It's Christmas, relax, relax!

[00:30:40] It's Christmas, it's Christmas, it's Christmas, it's Christmas!

[00:31:03] I never die like that dude.

[00:31:26] Shit on a stick and call me Larry!

[00:32:26] Just relax, we can beat this. I know we can beat it. We've got 90%. We've got 91, 92,

[00:32:54] Today's the day we get a hundred.

[00:33:24] I

[00:33:43] Know

[00:33:54] I

[00:34:24] I

[00:35:54] You can lock your door, you can lock your window, but I will still be in that ass tonight.

[00:36:20] I'm gonna climb through whatever fucking window I can, and I'm gonna pull down those underpants, and make sweet, tender love to you all, my love, and GTA.

[00:36:38] I hate this game so much. I fucking hate this fucking game.

[00:36:49] Like... I'm... I'm a 7% away.

[00:37:06] How much harder can it possibly be?!

[00:37:12] Right now, mouse the time, mouse the time, mouse the time, mouse the time!

[00:37:16] Right now, one up right now!

[00:37:19] Oh

[00:38:19] The baby.

[00:38:39] How many more times am I gonna get all the way there and just not finish?

[00:38:44] I mean, oh my god!

[00:38:47] Let's finish!

[00:39:17] Are you serious?

[00:39:37] Sorry for spitting on you, kid.

[00:39:58] Sorry, kids.

[00:41:33] What?

[00:41:34] Fucking triple spike!

[00:41:35] Bro, I don't know, I've been on 90 plus percent for 3 days.

[00:41:40] I mean, am I a tofler?

[00:41:45] God, my hand is sweating through my mouse pad, dude.

[00:41:55] Shit!

[00:41:56] God, my hand is sweating through my mouse pad, dude!

[00:42:03] Shit!

[00:42:26] I just want to be hit. I just want to stroke it. I mean, come on!

[00:42:56] What?

[00:43:15] We can do this man, come on!

[00:44:15] This is starting to get pathetic.

[00:44:35] Is this what my life is now?

[00:44:36] I'm just going to be stuck on here forever.

[00:44:38] forever for the rest of my life this axle of my life is

[00:44:46] this legitimately what my life is oh my god this is my life I'm just gonna be

[00:44:52] stuck on this dog shit fucking level forever aren't I I'm gonna be a

[00:44:57] grandfather talking about how I'm still on fear of everything too

[00:45:38] Oh

[00:46:04] No, no, no, no

[00:46:08] No, no, no. You can't do this to me anymore. No, no, no. Because how? Better than how?

[00:46:28] No. No, no. No.

[00:46:38] Wow, Lacey left too.

[00:46:45] So in the last four hours, Ron left, then Silky left, then Jason left, then Lacey left.

[00:46:55] Hour after hour on the hour.

[00:47:01] The numbers, Mason.

[00:47:02] What do they mean?

[00:47:03] The numbers, Mason.

[00:47:04] What do they mean?

[00:47:05] Mason, what do they mean? They're numbers, Mason!

[00:47:15] Wow, I know this whole song. Like, I could literally sing this song in my sleep.

[00:47:27] Come on, right now. J-Jinksie, just do it. Stop being a pussy!

[00:47:31] All right, all right, all right.

[00:47:36] Yo, I'm gonna be honest, once I'm 90% on a level, y'all should just skip me through

[00:47:40] the first 5%.

[00:47:41] I mean, come on, come on, come on.

[00:48:31] It is our light, not our darkness that most frightens us.

[00:48:57] I can't do it. I can't. I can't. I can't. I can't do it. Coach Carter. Coach Carter.

[00:49:04] I can't do it. Coach. I can't fucking do it. Coach. Holy shit. Holy shit.

[00:49:14] What are you doing, Doge?

[00:49:17] Holy shit!

[00:49:19] Holy shit!

[00:49:25] Yay! It's a Christmas miracle!

[00:49:28] Alright, what is that? What is that? What is that literal sack of dog shit? How am I

[00:49:46] I'm dead like that!

[00:49:56] You got a buffer, you got a buffer, Nicholas!

[00:49:58] Nicholas!

[00:50:00] You got a buffer, that shit!

[00:50:46] I

[00:51:07] Merry Christmas, I forgot to hold I

[00:51:12] I can't, I don't know, I'm a fucking idiot, aren't I?

[00:51:19] I'm a fucking dumbass, aren't I?

[00:51:21] I literally forgot to cap, are we serious?

[00:51:24] There you are.

[00:51:54] I love you looking music abruptly ends whenever you die, it's such fucking rage, okay?

[00:52:04] I can't hear the intro anymore?

[00:52:17] Oh wow, I'm really fucking it up now.

[00:54:23] Oh

[00:54:53] I don't know man, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know how much more I can take of this.

[00:55:01] I mean this is the third day where I've been 90 plus percent.

[00:55:15] I think I just got out of the box.

[00:55:19] Yeah, I'm just gonna act like I don't care.

[00:55:21] Yeah, yeah, I'm just gonna act like I don't care whatever if I die whatever

[00:55:27] Whatever

[00:55:29] It's just a game

[00:56:21] I mean, I literally clipped the top of the spike.

[00:56:50] I clipped the top of his bike. Please tell me y'all seen that.

[00:56:56] Pull it like for the love of God.

[00:57:00] Tell me you saw that.

[00:57:03] You have this? Bro, I know. I know.

[00:57:05] Bro, the end of UFO. I've tried to do it a thousand times.

[00:57:09] One, two, three. One, two, three.

[00:57:11] Done. And then it goes right into wave.

[00:57:16] Why is the ending so fucking hard?

[00:57:20] I got it! I got it! I'm doing it right now! I'm literally doing it right now!

[00:57:34] It's been a really, really messed up week. Seven days of talk.

[00:57:38] It's been a seven days of failure.

[00:57:50] I

[00:57:52] I

[00:58:19] Never die there

[00:59:52] AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[00:59:55] Nah this is getting out of hand. This is actually getting out of hand.

[01:00:00] You know what?

[01:00:02] Why don't we do some practice mode?

[01:00:08] I'm having a jolly good time sport.

[01:00:11] I don't know how I do that.

[01:00:14] Practice mode. My favorite thing in the world.

[01:00:16] I love practice mode. It's fuckin' awesome.

[01:00:26] Alright, we literally just gotta get the ending down.

[01:00:30] And we're done. Cause that's it.

[01:00:32] Get the ending down and we are done. It's like I just gotta get it.

[01:00:46] I have the whole entire level down, it's just me and Nick.

[01:00:59] If I first try the ending chat, I'm literally going to grab my car and wrap it around a

[01:01:07] fucking telephone pole in GTA.

[01:01:09] My first try is not even trolling.

[01:01:22] Yep, I'm on the first try. I can already tell.

[01:01:26] Yep, I'm on the first try.

[01:01:28] Yep.

[01:01:34] Thank God.

[01:01:39] Alright, bro! Like, this might be a nice bunch of shit-y spawn points.

[01:01:54] I gotta- How do I even need a practice move?

[01:02:00] I never got the stick. This is all that matters.

[01:02:02] Oh my god, I forgot to check.

[01:02:04] This is, this is, this is, right here, right where I got it from, those drums, and then

[01:02:18] come, then come.

[01:02:19] Right, I need to practice this, I need to practice this, yeah, this ending is actually

[01:02:26] so hard.

[01:02:27] It's such a different ending to anything I'm used to because the wave is so wide, I'm not

[01:02:36] explaining it.

[01:02:37] And it's like, when you're in wave, you're moving like further, I don't know how to

[01:02:45] explain it.

[01:02:46] I don't even practice this part, like I don't even practice this.

[01:02:51] Yeah, I don't know.

[01:02:55] Wait, anybody have advice for this M-wave?

[01:03:02] Micro-wave? It's mini-wave?

[01:03:04] Yeah, but do y'all have advice on that, though?

[01:03:06] Like, do y'all have advice?

[01:03:08] Spam. Spam at the start.

[01:03:11] At the start!

[01:03:16] I haven't heard that advice yet, I'm not from live.

[01:03:21] Oh my god, to get closer.

[01:03:23] Oh my god.

[01:03:24] This kid is so smart! Bro, because then the wave is less wide!

[01:03:30] No, no, no, modern, modern, okay! Wait, wait, modern, modern!

[01:03:37] At the start of the wave spam! I know exactly what you're talking about too. I know exactly what

[01:03:43] you mean. Okay, I gotta get this down. Brother?

[01:03:49] But that's my biggest problem.

[01:03:53] I was never spamming mod him and then honestly mod, see if he's 18 gloves.

[01:03:59] If so, I'll blow him right now.

[01:04:01] Oh my God, he's right.

[01:04:03] All you have to do is just spam at the start of the wave.

[01:04:06] Because then you're closer.

[01:04:08] Because bro, when you're far, it actually is so weird.

[01:04:11] I'm actually getting this down.

[01:04:14] I mean chat, I have it down.

[01:04:16] That was the best advice ever.

[01:04:17] I can't believe Zoinks didn't tell me that.

[01:04:19] Probably can see this in the end of that.

[01:04:21] Okay.

[01:04:22] Once you add your spam, bro, oh my god.

[01:04:26] Chai, I got it.

[01:04:29] I mean, like, we're getting the ending, like, what, 70% of the time?

[01:04:37] Chai, we've got it.

[01:04:40] Holy shit, you just spam.

[01:04:44] That's it.

[01:04:45] Oh my god.

[01:04:46] Find him and give him a blue job!

[01:04:50] Alright, we're beating him out.

[01:04:52] Right now!

[01:06:16] release

[01:06:46] I have the ending now, I'm just starting to get bored.

[01:08:16] Like, I have the ending down, I just have to get there, that's literally all it is.

[01:08:45] Bro because on that wave it's on that and wave it's tap tap tap

[01:08:49] Up down up down up down jump tap yellow orb yellow orb done. It's lit. It's I'm literally right there

[01:08:58] Keep still I'm almost done if you're jerking off to me in a Santa hat on Christmas

[01:09:04] You need to get your priorities straight motherfucker

[01:09:09] I'm playing GeoDance I'm jerking off

[01:11:45] I

[01:13:15] I have the ending down now, I just got to get there.

[01:14:41] I'm that ass gonna oh my god

[01:15:10] What was that pixel?

[01:15:16] I mean, no, like, guys, guys, guys, guys, guys.

[01:15:20] Did I not just fucking clear that?

[01:15:22] Like, no, no, no, no, no.

[01:15:26] No!

[01:15:28] Oh my god!

[01:15:32] This has to be a joke.

[01:15:35] I went from 91% to 92% to 93%.

[01:15:40] In my view, the last 3% is 3%.

[01:15:46] Like, this is legitimately insane.

[01:15:49] I went from 91% to 92% to 93% to 94%.

[01:15:56] The level basically ends at 98%, like literally.

[01:15:59] Bro, after 95%, there's like one obstacle.

[01:16:06] What is that?

[01:16:09] That doesn't make sense.

[01:19:49] I

[01:21:19] I'm skimming the top of it, I mean like, what the fuck is that?

[01:21:30] I'm skimming the top of the spot, are you kidding me?

[01:21:37] 94% like I swear to God.

[01:21:56] Over the portal, got it.

[01:23:07] I

[01:24:07] F**K!

[01:24:09] F**K!

[01:24:11] Bro, I just thought I'm gonna be here for a while, but I'm so close to it.

[01:24:15] Holy s**t!

[01:24:19] All the chicks want no runs, bro, right now!

[01:24:22] Come on, Huckin!

[01:25:07] I

[01:25:21] Mean my god

[01:25:25] Holy shit, what's going on?

[01:25:31] What did I leak what do you mean leaps what did I leak?

[01:25:34] Leaked? Leaked what? What did I leak?

[01:28:04] I've never seen anything like this before.

[01:28:30] Yeah, I'm almost dead. I'm almost dead to that fucking shit, y'all.

[01:29:00] What the FUCK?!

[01:29:17] I got my hands wet and forgot.

[01:29:32] Saw a bug flying, saw a fucking bug.

[01:29:36] Why is there bugs flying?

[01:29:40] There's a fucking bug flying around in my fucking room.

[01:29:44] Fuck!

[01:29:45] Holy shit!

[01:30:15] I don't understand how that happens.

[01:30:45] That specific death, this is not more than any other death on this event, because you

[01:31:11] can't even learn from it.

[01:31:12] Alright, on the next one!

[01:31:42] Fuckin' GOOOOD!

[01:31:44] It's like the whole level is a crime.

[01:31:46] It doesn't even matter if you're 94% down.

[01:31:48] You have to be locked in and you have to be second in this level.

[01:34:42] like this shit, like, no, no, this is starting to get insane, like, can I, can I, can I watch

[01:35:04] back how I just died? Can I please just watch that back for the love of God? Just let me

[01:35:10] watch that shit, please. I gotta watch that back. I gotta watch that back. Let me see how I'm dying. How am I dying? Like, how am I dying? How am I dying? I have to see it. Okay, wave part, yep. Okay, memory part with the ball, yep. Wave part again.

[01:35:38] Shit part.

[01:35:40] Okay.

[01:35:42] This is right now.

[01:35:44] I got to see how I got it.

[01:35:46] I have to fucking see this.

[01:35:48] Okay.

[01:35:50] Orbs, orbs, orbs, orbs.

[01:35:52] Shit part coming up.

[01:35:54] Hold, hold.

[01:35:56] Tap, tap, tap.

[01:35:58] Jump. How did I die?

[01:36:00] I even spammed on the start of the wave.

[01:36:02] Like I did everything right.

[01:36:04] Yep, spammed perfectly.

[01:36:06] Just like you guys said. Okay, here we go.

[01:36:17] Is there a way to go slow motion?

[01:36:24] I died, okay.

[01:36:28] I died right here.

[01:36:31] Oh my god.

[01:36:36] Oh my god

[01:36:39] Chata was one inch away away from making it out of that

[01:36:45] Like I don't know bro. I don't even know

[01:38:06] It's the Fritzman's Miracle!

[01:38:17] Oh no.

[01:38:24] I rebuked it.

[01:38:26] I rebuked whatever that means.

[01:38:28] I rebuked all of that.

[01:38:30] I rebuked me.

[01:38:32] Oh my god.

[01:38:34] Chad I did it.

[01:38:36] Oh my god.

[01:38:38] Oh my god.

[01:38:40] YESSS!

[01:38:42] YESSS!

[01:38:44] I'm not gonna fuck my desk if not this time.

[01:38:54] LET'S GO BABY!

[01:39:00] Oh my god.

[01:39:02] So wait, what's next?

[01:39:05] What's next it's just deadlocked right?

[01:39:11] One more level

[01:39:16] One more fucking level

[01:39:22] About to faint now. Oh my god. Oh my god. Y'all don't even understand

[01:39:27] You all don't even understand.

[01:39:31] Oh my God, the progression I've went through in this game.

[01:39:37] It's just a journey. Beat stereo madness. Beat back on track.

[01:39:43] Beat polar guys. Beat tryout. Beat bass after bass. Beat can't let go. Beat jump.

[01:39:48] Beat time machine. Beat cycle. Beat x-step. Beat clutter funk. Somehow. Beat clubstep.

[01:39:53] And I've now beaten theater of everything too. That is my second demon wait

[01:39:59] We gotta take a picture of this

[01:40:03] Yes

[01:40:05] I don't care what anybody says. I'm showing the husband. I'm showing the house

[01:40:19] It's a Christmas miracle bro

[01:40:21] The only level that we have left, we have one level left, and it is the hardest level in the history of RobTop Levels.

[01:40:32] 90% of the chat said deadlock is the hardest level.

[01:40:36] Who in the chat thinks I can beat deadlock?

[01:40:39] Be honest.

[01:40:41] Who in the chat thinks I can beat deadlock?

[01:40:44] Show your attempts?

[01:40:45] Okay, bro, the thing is, my attempts are fucked, Chad.

[01:40:51] I'm not gonna lie.

[01:40:54] Chad, so here's the thing, 2,470,

[01:40:59] but I'm gonna be honest, I have 700 unsaved attempts.

[01:41:03] Oh, honestly, 800.

[01:41:05] So I'm at around 3,200 attempts, 3,200 attempts.

[01:41:10] All right, man, our last level is deadlocked.

[01:41:13] I'm gonna do the same thing I did with Club Stack.

[01:41:15] I might take a slight like two or three day break.

[01:41:19] Bro, the thing is bro, I don't know.

[01:41:23] This chat, should we start Cuphead or Grind Deadlock?

[01:41:27] What do you guys think?

[01:41:29] About a half on our six weeks, less than a second.

[01:41:32] But channel, what do you guys think?

[01:41:33] Should we start Cuphead or Grind Deadlock?

[01:41:36] I feel like we should go in order, bro.

[01:41:41] Bro, I'm really excited to play Deadlock chat.

[01:41:44] like really excited. A lot of people are saying that it's the hardest one.

[01:41:49] Chat, is deadlock the hardest demon?

[01:41:51] Hold it? Yeah, hold it.

[01:41:54] Bro, I feel like we gotta beat deadlock before we do combat, dude.

[01:42:02] Because then we can just say like, we're done, you know?

[01:42:10] Oh my god, I literally want to like cry, bro.

[01:42:17] It's... oh my god.

[01:42:20] Mazra, chat, vote in the poll, vote in the poll, chat, vote in the poll, vote in the poll, vote in the poll.

[01:42:28] Ten dollar YouTube don't know. Out to you, my guy. Good job. Good luck on it. Deadlock. Appreciate you, bro.

[01:42:33] Shout out, Canada!

[01:42:36] Let's go. Thank you, bro. Chat, I'm so fucking happy right now.

[01:42:39] Christmas miracle here $50 don't know bro dragon love you bro it is a

[01:42:44] Christmas fucking miracle oh my god chat it's a Christmas miracle all right

[01:42:50] YouTube I'm about to end on YouTube we're gonna go back live on YouTube in

[01:42:57] five seconds I'm just changing my title all right it's time for some clicks

[01:43:02] all right YouTube I'm gonna go back live on YouTube in five seconds oh my

[01:43:08] Y'all, it's a Christmas miracle!

[01:43:10] Wait, the house or texting?

[01:43:12] Never mind.

[01:43:15] Oh, chat sent in some clips, guys.

[01:43:17] Send in some clips.

[01:43:20] Chat has sent in some clips.

[01:43:23] All right.

[01:43:30] We actually did it.

[01:43:31] Oh wait, I'm gonna change the title

[01:43:32] of that YouTube stream to I Beat Theor Everything 2,

[01:43:35] so people actually know that I actually beat it.

[01:43:38] Oh my God, I did it.

[01:43:40] I'm so happy I could come.

[01:43:44] I'm literally so happy I could come.

[01:43:54] J.D.'s Ann Lenzelman.

[01:43:55] All right, here's what I'm gonna do.

[01:43:56] I'm gonna go take a piss.

[01:43:58] I'm gonna go back live.

[01:44:00] And we got some R6 clips plus solo to champion

[01:44:04] on a beautiful, jolly, jolly, amazing Christmas day.

[01:44:09] Chat, BRB, I'm gonna go beat 83% of chats

[01:44:13] that have to do deadlock before we do cut that.

[01:44:15] All right, back.

[01:44:16] Chat, we're gonna start deadlocked?

[01:44:19] Here's the thing.

[01:44:21] We're gonna start deadlocked?

[01:44:22] Probably tomorrow.

[01:44:24] What day is tomorrow?

[01:44:26] Friday.

[01:44:27] Zlink said GG, nah, hold up.

[01:44:31] Let me say this really quick.

[01:44:32] If it was not for Zlink, I would not have beat this level this fast.

[01:44:38] It would have taken me probably another week.

[01:44:40] Zlink, I fucking love you.

[01:44:42] You're the greatest coach of all time.

[01:44:44] Zlink, that point route that you showed me was literally the method I never died there.

[01:44:50] Let's get a W Zlink in the chat.

[01:44:52] Chat, I'm about to go pee.

[01:44:53] Maybe we should start deadlock tomorrow.

[01:44:55] Deadlock.

[01:44:56] Maybe we should start deadlock tomorrow.

[01:44:58] I'm gonna go pee.

[01:48:02] Barrett! Barrett!

[01:48:12] Have a holly jolly Christmas. It's the best time of the year.

[01:48:19] Oh my golly, have a holly jolly Christmas this year.

[01:48:27] Ladies and gentlemen, let's do this shit.

[01:48:30] Barclipper day.

[01:48:31] Jack, send him a clip.

[01:48:33] Wait, let me close out of my geodash

[01:48:35] and make sure that my friends can see.

[01:48:37] Nice, guys.

[01:48:39] Why do you make it a count, bro?

[01:48:41] OK.

[01:48:43] Jack, we only have one level left in our geometry

[01:48:46] dash career, and it's deadlocked.

[01:48:48] That is it.

[01:48:49] That is it.

[01:48:51] All right, ladies and gentlemen, let's go.

[01:48:53] Send him the fucking clips.

[01:48:57] Send in the fucking clips, man.

[01:49:02] Have a holly jolly Christmas.

[01:49:07] It's the best time of the year.

[01:49:11] Oh my god, we have a holly jolly Christmas this year.

[01:49:17] All right, chat.

[01:49:20] Wait, let me get situated, because when I game on PC and I game on Xbox, it feels...

[01:49:26] You're that, that, that, that, that bridge!

[01:49:33] All right, all right, all right.

[01:49:34] Yeah, yeah, life's like a motherfucking dream.

[01:49:38] So I'm gonna double cup up with some rain.

[01:49:41] Yeah, pull my ingot screen.

[01:49:44] Yeah, regs comin' in evergreen.

[01:49:47] All right, chat.

[01:49:49] Wait, why am I loading up here?

[01:49:53] We're doing clips once.

[01:49:55] Chat.

[01:49:56] Don't rub on YouTube, let me go rub on YouTube.

[01:50:00] Don't rub on YouTube.

[01:50:02] Wait, mommy, why are you guys tapping mommy?

[01:50:04] Hi, guys, I swear to God.

[01:50:06] Chat, he didn't even change my voice, shut up.

[01:50:11] Sabron with the 10 gifted subs.

[01:50:14] She don't mommy sit on me ruin me mommy mommy mommy spank me all right guys

[01:50:27] it's Christmas guys it's fucking Christmas bro what do you mean mommy

[01:50:33] What the fuck are you talking about, Bill?

[01:50:40] Have a holly jolly Christmas. It's the best time of the year.

[01:50:47] Ridge with the five gift subscriptions. W. Ridge in the chat.

[01:50:52] Jack, if y'all are typing, if y'all are sitting in the chat typing,

[01:50:56] Mommy, mommy, um, while my voice isn't changed, you might need help.

[01:51:03] Chat, do you guys like Tuesday?

[01:51:06] Are y'all legitimately jerking off to this?

[01:51:08] Legitimately.

[01:51:09] Yes.

[01:51:10] Yes.

[01:51:11] 100%.

[01:51:12] Yes.

[01:51:13] Yes.

[01:51:14] On God.

[01:51:15] Okay.

[01:51:16] What is wrong with your brain?

[01:51:17] Yes. On God. Okay.

[01:51:21] What is wrong with your brain?

[01:51:25] Always. Maybe? What do you mean maybe? You either are or aren't masturbating.

[01:51:32] There is no maybe.

[01:51:35] New skins? In the shop? In the shop?

[01:51:47] There's no fucking way.

[01:51:56] Attack on Titan bundle? Is that ace? Bro, bro, bro.

[01:52:04] Rainbow six each and attack on Titan get a bundle?

[01:52:14] Just take my money.

[01:52:17] Just take my money. Just take my money.

[01:52:24] Holy Crossover!

[01:52:27] No, no, no, no, no. Oh my God. Oh my God. This is actually fire.

[01:52:32] This is legitimately fire.

[01:52:35] Can I equip it? Equip to all?

[01:52:39] Sweet Mother of Pearl.

[01:52:42] Chad does it automatically equip? Does it automatically equip? Appearance, uniform,

[01:52:53] headgear, uniform. Oh my god, it's literally a Titan. That is so tough. That is so tough.

[01:53:06] Chat, who was the other one? Amaru? Wait, chat, that actually makes sense.

[01:53:15] What's that? Was it Amaru? Scout regiment. Yeah, but the scouts can do the things that, like, Amaru does, bro.

[01:53:24] Holy mother of God, that is absolutely fire.

[01:53:31] That is f-f-f-f-fire.

[01:53:35] Dude, it actually makes sense, bro, because the Titans break down walls, Oryx breaks down walls, and the Scouts amourou.

[01:53:42] This is so smirer.

[01:53:44] Alright.

[01:53:45] Jadies and lentil men, without further ado, send in your weeners.

[01:53:51] Weeders or cliffs cliffs or weeders. No kidding. Okay

[01:53:56] Kidding kidding do not send in a picture of your car

[01:54:00] Chad sand in your clips

[01:54:04] Whoo first clip of the Christmas dude that sounds kind of cool to say first clip of the Christmas

[01:54:12] What the fuck is wrong with you? Um

[01:54:16] A lot of things are wrong with me by the way, who is this?

[01:54:20] Who is this right here?

[01:54:23] Because whoever that is could laterally take a gun up on my face.

[01:54:28] Coffee tongue.

[01:54:33] Touch my neck and I'll touch yours.

[01:54:37] Even though it's a little halfway stitchable.

[01:54:42] Somebody said foot cream.

[01:54:44] Type one for foot cream.

[01:54:45] Almost forgot, Chad, I need y'all to remind me.

[01:54:48] Every day, once a day, start of the stream,

[01:54:51] we have to apply foot cream.

[01:54:53] Almost forgot, brochette, I have dry skin

[01:54:56] in between my left toes on my left foot.

[01:55:03] Oh, oh, that feels good.

[01:55:06] Look at how creamy that is.

[01:55:10] Look at that right there.

[01:55:18] Chap remind me every day we're just gonna keep on applying this anti-fungal

[01:55:25] foot cream because chap I have dry skin in between my left or my left or most

[01:55:33] toe my left or most toes on my left foot how's your left foot all right guys

[01:55:40] JVs and lentil men without further ado let's get this shit popping let's get

[01:55:45] this shit going. Our 6 Clips Christmas Edition. Send in your motherfucking clips, shall we?

[01:55:54] Shout it out, full crew. Alright, um, my Xbox already break. Holy shit. So here's what I

[01:56:01] think happened. Just now, just now, just now, one minute ago, three minutes ago, six

[01:56:05] minutes ago. Okay. I'm assuming there's probably a couple thousand people trying

[01:56:11] I'm going to send messages right now.

[01:56:12] And my Xbox may or may not have imploded.

[01:56:17] Speaking of imploded, when's the last time

[01:56:19] you guys busted a nut?

[01:56:23] Here we go, bro, react on this account.

[01:56:25] Wings are cold, buddy.

[01:56:26] React immediately.

[01:56:28] First clip of the Christmas,

[01:56:30] coming in from Bluxy, Australia.

[01:56:33] I believe AU means Australia,

[01:56:36] Big Ops to Australia.

[01:56:39] Is it true that in Australia, kangaroos actually roam

[01:56:43] frequently?

[01:56:43] Right, the last operators did.

[01:56:44] Has anyone in this chat ever been

[01:56:46] kicked in the testicles by a kangaroo?

[01:56:49] Any of you.

[01:56:52] One versus three scenario, it looks

[01:56:54] like you're in Northwest Narnia, roaming.

[01:56:58] Now, I don't mind roaming, but bro,

[01:57:00] you're hiding in a shower stall

[01:57:02] while your teammates are literally

[01:57:03] getting rightly reeded in the objective.

[01:57:08] By the way, when you hear that-

[01:57:09] Errrrrr!

[01:57:10] When you hear that, it's my chair, it's not afar.

[01:57:17] Wait, he hears?

[01:57:18] He hears somebody.

[01:57:18] Somebody's called-

[01:57:19] Shhh!

[01:57:20] Listen to me!

[01:57:22] Impact a wooden wall on the right, pick up a free kill.

[01:57:28] Now, not knowledge.

[01:57:31] He has to use a-

[01:57:33] That-

[01:57:33] It all makes sense now.

[01:57:34] That's why he was hiding in the shower

[01:57:36] because the diffuser's next to him.

[01:57:38] Smart cookie.

[01:57:41] Is that a JXC chart?

[01:57:42] My guy.

[01:57:43] That's a JXC chart, if I've ever seen one.

[01:57:52] Now, I don't know if you have trouble seeing,

[01:57:55] but at the top of the ceiling right there

[01:57:57] is a zero camera, also known as an Argus cam,

[01:58:01] which means he's on that camera right now,

[01:58:03] calling you out right now to his teammates right now.

[01:58:06] Shoot the camera, ass wipe.

[01:58:08] Okay, you're aiming at like neck level, which is probably the worst spot to aim at because

[01:58:19] you're not going to get the head shot, and then if they crouch, you're not going to miss

[01:58:22] them, you're going to miss them at all.

[01:58:24] You're going to miss them completely.

[01:58:25] So try to either aim at the pelvic region or at the head.

[01:58:28] The head would be a little bit higher than this, other than that, this clip is still

[01:58:31] terrible.

[01:58:32] See, this is tricky, bro, because they're probably going to 2v1 you.

[01:58:39] I'm assuming they're going to push you from both sides of your ass.

[01:58:43] One on the right, one on the left.

[01:58:45] Shock or last upstanding.

[01:58:48] Okay.

[01:58:50] It's not that good of a clip.

[01:58:53] I'm not that impressed.

[01:58:55] At the start, I thought you may have had potential, but I'm really not impressed with this.

[01:58:59] I'm going to go 4.4 out of 10.

[01:59:01] You understood to protect the diffuser, which is important.

[01:59:05] Outside of that, the aim was media mo-sala.

[01:59:11] All right, I'm gonna bring you up to a 5.4

[01:59:13] just because you have ball knowledge,

[01:59:15] but I'm still going 5.4, shout out mo-sala.

[01:59:18] But I'm still going 5.4, bro.

[01:59:20] I don't think you're in a good lobby.

[01:59:21] I'm not impressed.

[01:59:23] The players, it's like sending me a clip

[01:59:25] of you dunking on a fifth grader.

[01:59:27] It's like, you dunk, but it's a fifth grader.

[01:59:29] What is this, bro?

[01:59:31] Down boy. Yeah, I don't know whoever that is, but she's bad at selling. She could chop

[01:59:46] my wood any day of the freaking week. Can I get a reach week? Can I get a reach week,

[01:59:55] Next clip of the day coming in from my boy dark 8 0 6 1 4

[02:00:04] I'm gonna assume you're in silver or bronze just off the gamer tag alone check

[02:00:10] Gamer tag means a lot in this game, bro

[02:00:13] Like if your gamer tag is dark 8 0 1 6 0, how's anybody ever gonna take you serious, dude

[02:00:19] I've never met a champion player with five numbers in his name wake up

[02:00:23] First thing I want you to do, bro, when you get back on your Xbox, is change your gamer tag.

[02:00:28] Okay, so this is a casual clip, and on top of that, he showed me the entire pick things.

[02:00:34] Alright, into the clip.

[02:00:45] Okay, I...

[02:00:53] Window, window, window, window!

[02:00:55] Window!

[02:00:56] The window!

[02:00:58] Get him out.

[02:00:59] You have the hearing abilities of a fucking frog.

[02:01:04] What are you doing?

[02:01:09] Uh, are you guys having a circle jerk in the toilet?

[02:01:12] I mean, bro, why are three of you guys in an enclosed bathroom?

[02:01:19] Who's Mira?

[02:01:21] Mira, you somehow found a way to miss a C4 and exploded the window.

[02:01:27] Mira, all you gotta do is throw the C4 through the window and pick up a free kill.

[02:01:32] But you fucking missed.

[02:01:40] Yep, this guy definitely literally just downloaded the game.

[02:01:44] Oh god, I'm gonna puke.

[02:01:46] Oh god, I'm gonna puke.

[02:01:51] Oh, he has the rubber ducky charm. Now, Chad, listen, the one way I can know someone's a

[02:01:58] copper, well, there's two ways. If you have five numbers in your name, like this guy right

[02:02:03] here, and if you have a rubber ducky charm, you may as well just write, I'm a dumbass

[02:02:08] on your forehead. If you have the rubber ducky charm and five numbers in your name,

[02:02:12] I know you're not good.

[02:02:24] Stop. Stop. You hit the window sill more than you hit him.

[02:02:36] Wait, did your teammate drop penis in the wall?

[02:02:39] Alright, yeah, this is bronze.

[02:02:41] There's literally a wiener up there, dude. Yeah, yeah, yeah, this is fucking bronze

[02:02:46] Honestly, this might not even be ranked. This might be unranked

[02:02:51] Your teammates are a penis, bro

[02:02:59] Wait, that's you you drew the penis because it was patrols from a roomy you drew the penis from the wall

[02:03:11] Alright, dark listen to me and listen to me, Claire.

[02:03:38] I don't ever want to see you touch a video game with a 10-foot pole or whatever again.

[02:03:43] Take your phone, take your Nintendo Switch, any gaming device within a 10-foot radius of

[02:03:48] your house.

[02:03:49] Take your laptop, take your PC, take your brother's Xbox, take your sister's PlayStation

[02:03:55] and burn it all to the ground.

[02:03:57] You lost all of your gaming privileges for 2026.

[02:04:03] That was some of the worst quick peeking I've ever seen in 24 years.

[02:04:07] Oh, the clip's still going.

[02:04:10] It's like the gift that keeps on giving.

[02:04:14] Again, why is there a penis in the wall? I mean, come on!

[02:04:33] Band everybody involved. Everyone involved. Get yo Ubisoft. Get all of their accounts in

[02:04:41] one by one band now. These players are so incredibly bad they shouldn't even have the

[02:04:47] privilege to get onto somebody's team. Sweet mother of Jesus! Everyone involved! Band all

[02:04:57] All those motherfuckers!

[02:05:00] Foot cream, yo, AJ, appreciate the reminder, dude.

[02:05:03] Already applied to foot cream.

[02:05:05] Literally just applied to foot cream.

[02:05:09] First ever, 10 out of 10.

[02:05:11] Yo, Chad, is there, I have a legitimate question.

[02:05:14] Is there any video evidence of me

[02:05:16] ever giving a clip of 10 out of 10?

[02:05:18] I'm legitimately curious.

[02:05:20] I don't know if I ever have, bro.

[02:05:23] I don't know, maybe I have?

[02:05:24] No deaths. No.

[02:05:27] How are y'all saying no and yes?

[02:05:31] We think no progress with asking this question, guys.

[02:05:34] Love from Indiana.

[02:05:37] You have? Can someone find that clip of me giving a clip of 10 out of 10?

[02:05:42] Can somebody please find that? I really want to see that.

[02:05:45] I feel like I definitely had to have at least once.

[02:05:48] Wait, this guy has ball knowledge. I can tell from the thumbnail.

[02:05:53] now this is the downstairs tunnel on canal this is like the greatest flank

[02:05:59] route ever bro you drop the ladder climb the other ladder and you're inside I've

[02:06:07] actually done this like a hundred times I love this plane of that I would

[02:06:22] of shot to cut off the noise of me dropping, but that's just me though.

[02:06:26] Yeah, no, no, no, this is what turns me on! This is what gives me an erection! I fucking

[02:06:36] love this play. You ash the capsule, you drop one ladder, climb another, you're in sight.

[02:06:42] This is why I love this play, bro, I just...

[02:06:49] Got it, I'm actually a lead mediocre, I'm buffering, buffering, the clip's buffering.

[02:07:05] Good night.

[02:07:13] Good night.

[02:07:21] Bunkering again.

[02:07:23] Why does the kit keep freezing?

[02:07:24] I'M WATCHING THIS!

[02:07:31] You got a 3k.

[02:07:33] You got a 3k.

[02:07:34] Your aim was solid. Your playmaking was solid. The other team was pretty bad.

[02:07:41] I'm going 7.3. No, 6.9. I think your aim could have only got a 4k. Wait, really? I thought I got a 3k.

[02:07:54] Oh my god, we have a holly jolly Christmas this year. Foolish, thank you, but the father don't love you.

[02:08:03] Tweds with the five gifted tweds figure five gift that appreciated and put it in me

[02:08:09] Bro chat the clips already froze bro. Are we cooked?

[02:08:14] Love from Australia W. Yo, how to bro. Yo, how to appreciate you from Australia?

[02:08:21] Sending sperm from Germany, please don't send me your sperm

[02:08:26] Please do not send me your sperm

[02:08:28] I don't even know what that is, man.

[02:08:31] Jadidite fall in order?

[02:08:33] Vibes with the five gifted.

[02:08:35] Vibes appreciate the five gifted in my diet.

[02:08:40] Please, this one, this one, this one, please.

[02:08:42] I have your charm, please.

[02:08:44] Oh, shit.

[02:08:46] charm, please. Oh, shit.

[02:08:58] That might be the cutest little poppers I've ever seen in my

[02:09:00] life. Holy shit. That might actually ban the guy that said

[02:09:07] smash. That might actually be the cutest little poppers I've

[02:09:11] never seen in my life. What a dog. I mean, literally, what a dog.

[02:09:18] Which I'm about to fart, I'm going to put my ass up to the

[02:09:20] mic.

[02:09:24] Okay, there's no way y'all heard that one. That one was quiet.

[02:09:28] Christopher, you had a really cute dog. But did you not

[02:09:31] send a clip because bro, if you didn't, okay, he did, he

[02:09:33] did, he did, he did. Not again. I like far beginning

[02:09:39] your guys' ears, Ralph. What matters this? Oh, this is reworked fortress. 2v2 scenario.

[02:09:48] Rockin' the Jinxie Char. Bet that I'd like to see my guy. See, I strongly disagree with holding long range angles with the SMD-12. It's because this gun has more recoil than Nicki Minaj and the Anaconda music video.

[02:10:07] And I think the longer range you take these gunfights,

[02:10:10] the more and more and more recoil you're gonna see.

[02:10:12] You know what I mean?

[02:10:18] I don't mind this out of flash.

[02:10:21] Okay, it looks like flash lost the shield.

[02:10:25] How do I flash forward the stream?

[02:10:26] Mateo, where you dropped on your head 11 times as a kid?

[02:10:30] It's a live stream.

[02:10:31] You can't fast forward, Mateo.

[02:10:33] Shut up and put a sock in it!

[02:10:37] Your teammate's moving on the left. Yeah, okay, listen. Whoever clashes, block him on

[02:10:45] every major social media device. Dude, he moved during a lion scan? I mean, this is like,

[02:10:51] this is like elementary, bro. Yup, you-

[02:10:55] No! No, no, no, no, no! You do not have the recoil control to be wielding an SMG-12.

[02:11:02] I don't ever want to see that shit again.

[02:11:05] You painted a picture around his head.

[02:11:10] Now, now, you don't have the recoil for that.

[02:11:13] That's so blessed.

[02:11:15] But so lucky, bro.

[02:11:16] You're lucky.

[02:11:20] Is that Donald and Mitchell?

[02:11:21] Or as the kids call it, Spidey the Mitchell?

[02:11:25] When do you blip-star Jensie?

[02:11:26] JT, I don't know, maybe right now?

[02:11:29] Or like 18 minutes ago, you dumbass.

[02:11:33] Jinxie Tournament A. Speaking of tournament chat,

[02:11:36] this Sunday, it's locked in.

[02:11:38] It's confirmed.

[02:11:40] Jinxie, Stompin, Mingo, Raidbullies, J-Guns,

[02:11:45] taking on Rotor Sunday.

[02:11:46] Chat, I have not played a Rotor Sunday with Stompin

[02:11:49] in literally like eight months.

[02:11:54] In literally like eight months, bro.

[02:11:57] When was Geometry Dash?

[02:11:59] Yo, bro, if you had to guess, what do you think?

[02:12:03] If Geometry Dash was in the title

[02:12:05] at the start of the stream, right?

[02:12:06] Let's power up all nine of your fucking brain cells for this.

[02:12:11] If Geometry Dash was in the title at the start of the stream

[02:12:15] and I'm no longer on Geometry Dash,

[02:12:17] when do you think it was?

[02:12:20] Fan mail, when is?

[02:12:23] Payton, two things.

[02:12:24] Some of the worst grammar I've ever seen

[02:12:26] in fan mail is tomorrow.

[02:12:29] W chud high-fives time out Niko Niko. I'm not a W chud shut the fuck up

[02:12:36] What even is that I'm asking Bernard

[02:12:46] Hey Bernard, how you doing bro Merry Christmas?

[02:12:50] Hey Nick, I'm doing great. Thanks for asking and Merry Christmas to you, too. My dude

[02:12:54] I hope you're having an awesome holiday. Let me know if there's anything fun on your

[02:12:58] Uh, Bernard, Niko just called me a W-Chud after subbing with Twitch Prime for six months.

[02:13:05] What does that mean?

[02:13:06] Oh, a W-Chud, huh?

[02:13:08] Well, that's a bit of a mixed bag of internet lingo.

[02:13:11] Basically, the W is like giving you a win.

[02:13:14] Book a thumbs up, saying you did something good.

[02:13:16] Hey, Bernard, I know what win means.

[02:13:19] I'm not a fucking dumbass.

[02:13:21] Oh, so, Ligoli, Nick, didn't mean to over-explain it sometimes.

[02:13:25] Sometimes the internet just layers on the boofy terms, but hey, you're rocking that W either way.

[02:13:34] Are you going to explain what a chud is?

[02:13:36] He called me a W chud. What does that mean?

[02:13:40] Absolutely. My bad, but not diving straight into that part.

[02:13:43] So chud is kind of a jokie internet term that can meet a bit of a goofy or silly person,

[02:13:48] sometimes even a bit of a nerdy or dorky vibe, but when someone calls you a W chud,

[02:13:53] They're basically saying you're a winning kind of goofball in a fun and daring way. So it's all in good spirit.

[02:14:02] I lost brain cells. I'm literally more confused than when I literally got more confused listening to that shit.

[02:14:12] Like I was already confused. Then I heard his explanation. I'm somehow more confused.

[02:14:18] What is the challenge? Hi, guys! What does it mean?

[02:14:23] So, I mean, this is probably silver.

[02:14:30] You guys don't have a single hard breacher.

[02:14:32] I'm not counting Habana.

[02:14:34] Oh, oh, but Jixi, Habana's a hard breacher.

[02:14:38] Shut up, Larry.

[02:14:40] Habana is good for breaking hatches.

[02:14:42] You guys are attacking kids in dorms room on fucking organ.

[02:14:46] Why would you ever use Habana on this site?

[02:14:49] My name's Larry. Yeah, Larry, uh, fuck you. Uh, no, I'm sorry. Larry, I'm sorry. Love

[02:15:06] you, Larry. Alright, your teammate just got literally fucking decapitated. See now, here's

[02:15:11] the thing. What I would do if I was you in a 1v4 scenario in a ranked is I would

[02:15:18] debate my two inch wiener off because you already know all four of these

[02:15:23] imbeciles are gonna wind with you. That's all I'm gonna do! I'm gonna just bait! I'm gonna let me just bait it!

[02:15:33] It looks like he's doing it.

[02:15:36] Hey chat, I bet my left and right testicle jumps out of the window in the next six seconds.

[02:15:48] Alright, there goes my chesticles.

[02:15:55] Evil Eye, thank you for the five gifted.

[02:15:57] Evil Empire, nothing all the way to the bank.

[02:16:04] 1v4 scenario.

[02:16:06] He's slow walking to reduce noise.

[02:16:08] I like this kid.

[02:16:09] I like this kid.

[02:16:10] He's got potential.

[02:16:12] Shot.

[02:16:13] Your aim's mediocre.

[02:16:19] Wait a minute, your aim's actually solid.

[02:16:34] Alright, I'm still figuring out if your aim is good or terrible. Give me three more seconds.

[02:16:43] Okay, it's good. It's good. It's good. It's good. It's good.

[02:16:49] It's a plate! You have to swing. What are you doing? What are you doing? What are you doing? What are you doing?

[02:16:57] Alright. Oh. It all makes sense.

[02:17:06] So at first I was confused on how everybody in this lobby had a rock in their head. It all makes sense.

[02:17:12] Wait, I'm out of fart. Okay, I'm putting my ass up to the mic

[02:17:18] Bro, I swear to God, bro, when I stand in my parts are this loud

[02:17:26] Hey, Dennis, how's it going?

[02:17:30] Listen, this game's not for you. Okay, maybe you could try

[02:17:35] fishing simulator

[02:17:37] Chat like it's not for him

[02:17:40] like it's it's not for him bro I'm not gonna sit here and act like everybody

[02:17:46] can just pick up R6 and be good because you can't FN it's your one bring the

[02:17:54] mic into your ass next so how horny are you legitimately this is a gaming

[02:18:01] stream bro and you just said to bring the mic into your ass next no like

[02:18:06] legitimately how horny are you bring the mic into your ass next you type that

[02:18:13] hey bro go to church go to church stop typing W chud I don't know what that

[02:18:22] means

[02:18:27] bro my Xbox is literally exploding dude hopefully my pants explode next all right

[02:18:34] next time that I come in from movie his caption was hands were cold all right

[02:18:40] I'm already expecting the worst his literal caption was hands were cold so

[02:18:47] you already know it's gonna be ass wait a minute diamond charm good kid

[02:19:04] Help your teammates!

[02:19:14] How the fuck are you in Diamond?

[02:19:15] No, no, no, no, no!

[02:19:18] How the fuck are you in Diamond?

[02:19:33] You sir are the worst diamond of all time

[02:19:41] Right right

[02:19:45] Can't watch this I can't I can't watch this I legitimately cannot watch this idiot

[02:19:52] Close left

[02:19:58] What I'm for remaining

[02:20:00] No, no, no, no. Okay. Wait, I'm about to shit myself. I can't tell if this is a fart or a wet shit on bad.

[02:20:11] Please, please. Oh my god, it was a fart. Dude, I swear to you on everything I love, I actually thought I was going to shit myself right there.

[02:20:20] I'm not trolling. Lost my train of thought. Oh yeah, this guy's terrible.

[02:20:24] Hey, Moove, how's it going?

[02:20:31] You're the worst diamond of all time.

[02:20:33] And I don't want to say this lightly when I say this.

[02:20:36] I don't know who boosted your account to diamond, but whoever it is, start paying him

[02:20:41] double.

[02:20:43] That guy, I'm telling you, chat, I'm not certain of too many things in life.

[02:20:48] I'm 100% positively serving.

[02:20:51] That guy paid somebody to boost his account.

[02:20:54] Like, I legitimately, I feel another fart coming in.

[02:20:57] I feel another fart, I feel another fart, I feel another fart.

[02:21:03] Bro, maybe I'll hurt that one.

[02:21:08] Next clip of the day coming in from

[02:21:11] I Like Men, 2034.

[02:21:22] I mean, I'm gonna be honest, bro.

[02:21:23] Osa Peach, that is literally a dumbass.

[02:21:25] Wait, I think you see his tip, yeah.

[02:21:32] Or not his tip, the, oh my god, the tip of his head.

[02:21:36] Bro, look, he could have shot this guy like a minute earlier, look at the tip of his head.

[02:21:42] You better take a look at the tip of his head.

[02:21:49] Jack's Song of the Day, 2009 by Mack Miller.

[02:21:52] trust me song of the day you're very shooting at like you're really shooting

[02:22:11] you like shooting a lot you're just shooting like nothing basically you're

[02:22:16] just shooting for the sport of it I mean this guy's been shooting for like

[02:22:19] two minutes now check chat why it's half of the chat is just typing W chat I

[02:22:27] don't want to check chat dude I'm good I don't want to check chat solid a day

[02:22:37] decent right

[02:22:40] Now I'm wet, now I'm wet, yeah, yeah, yeah, now I'm wet.

[02:22:54] What on the right, what on the left?

[02:22:57] Hey, shoot at me, bro, stop!

[02:23:02] You're shooting way too much!

[02:23:07] Not a lame or last upstanding.

[02:23:27] Why good on cams if you know where he is?

[02:23:30] Why good on cams if you know where he is?

[02:23:37] Okay, you're actually playing this well, this is probably the only thing you've done correctly

[02:23:48] in this whole clip.

[02:23:50] This is the first time where I haven't seen you just randomly shooting.

[02:23:54] Finger your camera junko.

[02:23:55] All right.

[02:23:56] High-fives, time out, that P2, honestly, just time this guy out indefinitely.

[02:24:02] Finger your camera, P2, it's Christmas, bro.

[02:24:06] Listen, it's Christmas, dude. Stop.

[02:24:15] Yeah, again, bro. You're undisciplined, you're uncomposed, and you're a greedy bastard.

[02:24:21] Bro, why are you peeking this guy? It's a 2v1 scenario and he has to walk into a door.

[02:24:25] Why give him a winnable gunfight, you greedy bastard?

[02:24:29] He's about to walk inside. I'm telling you, he's going to walk in.

[02:24:35] He's about to walk in. What are you looking at?

[02:24:39] Hold that. Just hold that right there.

[02:24:43] 15 seconds.

[02:24:45] Alright, you're awful. I mean like, what are you going to say?

[02:24:47] Do you want me to hype you up? Do you want me to hype this up?

[02:24:50] You are trash, my guy.

[02:24:53] You literally swung somebody who was in spawn

[02:24:57] with 20 seconds left in a 2v1 you have the let me just message you let me just

[02:25:03] message you let me just shoot you a voice message Tim cheese okay yo I like men

[02:25:10] 2034 let's talk to you mano e mano here you have the discipline of a squirrel

[02:25:18] chasing after a corn okay you're never gonna be good quit now

[02:25:23] hey yes thank you for the prime valix thank you for the cheer on somebody

[02:25:26] gifted 10 memberships on YouTube. Who gifted 10 memberships? Matthew with the

[02:25:31] 10 gifted memberships on to the YouTube. Matthew W Matthew in the chat.

[02:25:34] Mock the champ with the $20 dollar holler on YouTube. Hey Jinxy just started

[02:25:39] Rainbow Six because of you. You're my inspiration. I hope to meet you in game

[02:25:42] someday and also do you have any tips to get better? I have good aim already.

[02:25:45] Well aim is probably the hardest thing Brown. I'm gonna be honest. I'm still

[02:25:50] figuring out my aim. Aim is probably the hardest thing. Other than that bro,

[02:25:54] It sounds stupid but the only way to get better is to actually grind the game because the two biggest learning curves in Siege is map knowledge

[02:26:03] And just overall game awareness like bro your first like month of the game

[02:26:08] You're not gonna know what the fuck you're hearing what the fuck you're doing

[02:26:11] Understand that that's completely normal, but if you play like

[02:26:15] Almost every day for a couple of months. You'll start to actually learn the maps learn the sound cues and shit and get a lot better

[02:26:22] Also, make sure you play with the stack, bro.

[02:26:25] Solo queueing, I wouldn't wish that on my worst enemy.

[02:26:29] I would not wish solo queueing on my worst enemy.

[02:26:32] Bro, it's Sanji from the CFD stream, man.

[02:26:36] W Sanji, bro.

[02:26:37] Holy lore.

[02:26:38] Alright chat, my Xbox is frozen.

[02:26:42] No more clips for today.

[02:26:43] It's time to solo queue to champion.

[02:26:48] Jadies and the Lenterman. Okay, we're not going to hit champion tonight, but maybe we can hit diamond three like foe shizzle

[02:26:57] foe shizzle

[02:27:00] Chad maybe we can hit diamond three realistically

[02:27:03] Jin's calling

[02:27:04] Bro, Jin's can't be calling me because I gave Jin's my number or I told Jin's to give him my number and he never gave me his number

[02:27:11] He gave me like an incorrect number that never texted me again

[02:27:14] He didn't mean to do it intentionally

[02:27:16] But I'm just saying that's what we last left off.

[02:27:19] Check! How often do y'all actually master me? Legitimate question.

[02:27:24] Once a week, once a day, never... What are we talking?

[02:27:29] Turtle, think of it the prime.

[02:27:32] Alright ladies and gentlemen, I just did. Right now. Right now. Now.

[02:27:40] Right now, whenever you're alive, oil up.

[02:27:45] All right, I wish I never asked.

[02:27:47] Matthias, thank you for the gift, Matthias.

[02:27:49] Ladies and gentlemen, wait, no, no, I'm not chewing.

[02:27:52] High vibes? We need to add a delay

[02:27:54] for the stream sniping delinquent freaks.

[02:28:01] I'm coming for all those asses tonight.

[02:28:05] All those little asses, I'm coming.

[02:28:08] Well, not like large asses, you know what I'm saying, large asses, look I'm coming for

[02:28:16] your ass.

[02:28:17] If you're 18 plus I'm coming for your ass.

[02:28:38] If you are 18 plus, I'm coming for that ass, bro.

[02:29:02] W string band, wait, what just happened?

[02:29:04] Do my streams, did I just get banned?

[02:29:09] Don't say it, no, no, we're back, we're back.

[02:29:13] If you are 18 plus, I'm coming for that ass tonight.

[02:29:17] You can try to lock your door.

[02:29:19] I'll break him through a window.

[02:29:22] And I'll pull down those pants.

[02:29:25] I'm coming for the ass.

[02:29:29] if you stream tonight me on Christmas understand I'm not the one I'm the one

[02:29:37] yeah I'm the only one yeah yeah we get it

[02:29:48] have a holiday jolly let me go to game chat alright here's the situation what's

[02:29:55] What's our goal? Diamond 3. How many wins we need for Diamond 3? Two. That's the goal. Lock the fuck in.

[02:30:02] No, no. If I get Lair on M.D. Street, if I get Lair on M.D. Street, I'm not bluffing. Does it look like I'm bluffing?

[02:30:08] I almost just came on myself. I almost just came on myself, actually. Chad, have y'all

[02:30:27] ever nervous came? Merry Christmas gang? Merry Christmas Dexter? W. Dexter in the chat, man.

[02:30:34] Motley, with the five gifted subscriptions.

[02:30:36] Motley, appreciate the five gifted in my guide.

[02:30:43] Motley, appreciate the five gifted in my guide.

[02:30:46] I love this map, this map is so tough.

[02:30:53] All right, let's lock in.

[02:30:55] JC, it's time to concentrate.

[02:30:56] It's time to focus.

[02:30:57] It's time to hit diamond three tonight.

[02:30:59] Tonight will be the night I will fall for you.

[02:31:04] Probably half-tick champion this season.

[02:31:06] Bro, honestly, I solo-cued like 95% of my games.

[02:31:10] Like, I don't know.

[02:31:11] Bro, I solo-cued like 95% of my games,

[02:31:14] wholly locked in.

[02:31:16] Putt with the Twitch Prime subscription.

[02:31:18] Putt, appreciate you, you little man.

[02:31:23] You remind me of the evil neighbor kid from Toy Story.

[02:31:27] You're talking about Sid?

[02:31:28] I don't look like since.

[02:31:30] You know who I do look like, Chad?

[02:31:32] And like, correct me if I'm wrong.

[02:31:34] Secure the bombs.

[02:31:35] Dexter Morgan.

[02:31:40] I got to start mocking, bro.

[02:31:43] Dude, I'm going to start running five miles every day,

[02:31:48] cold showers twice a day, applying facial cream

[02:31:52] to my acne on my face.

[02:31:54] No more jerking off, maybe once a week.

[02:31:58] Grow out my hair long, and I'm just

[02:32:00] going to start mauging, bro.

[02:32:01] I'm just going to start fucking mauging.

[02:32:04] High-fives, why does the title?

[02:32:06] Yo, high-fives, fix the title, dumbass!

[02:32:10] Second.

[02:32:14] Down to five seconds.

[02:32:19] Bomb location.

[02:32:20] What's that kicking?

[02:32:24] This would be fine.

[02:32:32] I just need a goth mommy who's five foot three with an attitude problem and milkies. That's all of me.

[02:32:40] You get again pussy, you get again.

[02:32:44] There's no ammo.

[02:32:46] There's no ammo. See how I recognize how he has no ammo? Move or be shot.

[02:32:51] You see, I recognize how he has no ammo.

[02:32:54] I'm so fucking good, it's disgusting.

[02:32:56] Now they don't have a Havana.

[02:33:00] Because I know off the top of my head,

[02:33:01] the Type 89 on Havana has 21 bullets

[02:33:03] and he just shot 21 bullets.

[02:33:05] I'm just so talented.

[02:33:07] Like sweet mother of pearl, I'm so good.

[02:33:11] Chad, look, it's me.

[02:33:21] What?

[02:33:22] Bro, bro, I shot him in the face.

[02:33:30] What?

[02:33:31] No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

[02:33:36] It's fine.

[02:33:37] My team's got this.

[02:33:38] Three versus three.

[02:33:39] All right.

[02:33:40] I first picked the hard breacher and we're all dead.

[02:33:48] Please, just clutch this, please.

[02:33:58] You know what, Chat?

[02:33:59] I normally wouldn't say this.

[02:34:01] They got this.

[02:34:02] Chat, I normally wouldn't say this.

[02:34:04] They got this.

[02:34:05] Never mind, workbook.

[02:34:06] Workbook.

[02:34:07] I can just tell, bro.

[02:34:08] They have Burt control.

[02:34:09] They're going to push Blue, Main Steps, drop the hat, it's over.

[02:34:15] Come on, throw your ankle.

[02:34:18] One's gonna come down the main steps.

[02:34:22] When it's clips, you've literally just missed an hour of clips, jackass.

[02:34:26] Pampolite, thank you for the prime, appreciate you.

[02:34:28] Swing this guy!

[02:34:29] Ribs are out of this building!

[02:34:30] Right here!

[02:34:31] Swing him!

[02:34:32] Swing him!

[02:34:33] Swing him!

[02:34:34] Swing him!

[02:34:35] What are you doing?

[02:34:36] Swing him!

[02:34:37] Thank God.

[02:34:38] Swing him!

[02:34:43] Thank God!

[02:34:45] Holy shit!

[02:34:47] Nice!

[02:34:49] Oh my God, there's no way they'd lose.

[02:34:51] It's a 2v1?

[02:34:53] 20 seconds.

[02:34:54] There's no way they'd lose.

[02:34:55] There's no way they'd lose.

[02:34:57] Shots, that's Kronos. Wait, is that Kronos? Is that Kronos? Is that Kronos? I don't know.

[02:35:26] Is that promise?

[02:35:41] Dude, see all these SMG12 users make me want to just use SMG12.

[02:35:49] Kai, think of it as your one.

[02:35:51] Jack, my recoil control is going to be perfect, don't worry.

[02:35:54] Five in return one seven up seven down thank you for the five gifts. I appreciate you you the man

[02:36:04] Actually chat you know what I'm just gonna use cross who's the fat guy bottom left

[02:36:11] I don't know dude. Maybe I have a name Brady think about

[02:36:15] Wait chat, you're right. I should have used Oryx because he has the new Oryx skin, bro.

[02:36:25] I should have used Oryx, dude.

[02:36:28] Secure the area. Keep the bombs protected.

[02:36:31] It's the most wonderful time.

[02:36:56] Yeah!

[02:36:57] Hello ladies and gentlemen, welcome back to Jigsie's School of Top Fences Rainbow Six

[02:37:10] Siege.

[02:37:11] Today, I'm going to be showing you the most efficient, high percentage spot in the game.

[02:37:17] All you do is run to VIP parking on Clubhouse, rip the store down, and pick up a free gift.

[02:37:23] Stop talking.

[02:37:24] I can't hear.

[02:37:25] I can't hear.

[02:37:32] All right, you're telling me nobody's spawned here. Are you shitting me?

[02:37:47] Why did I shoot? I'm such a little horny asshole. I'm so kill hungry.

[02:37:55] Next to Classified, school survived.

[02:38:25] That's it, this'll do.

[02:38:42] Five B pipeline scenario minute twenty five seconds on the clock haven't opened for

[02:38:51] the main wall yet ones going to the speed construction one's going to push to the

[02:38:54] I'm gonna get Testaraja, weren't there?

[02:39:11] Beat me.

[02:39:17] I fucking dare you to beat me.

[02:39:19] I fucking dare you.

[02:39:24] who's a good boy haha who's a good kitten

[02:39:35] let me crack my camera then kill this guy real quick

[02:39:40] I got shot in the back.

[02:39:55] Where'd I get shot in the back?

[02:39:57] Just hide, hide, he has to plan.

[02:40:02] Hide, hide, hide.

[02:40:03] Just hide!

[02:40:04] He has to plan!

[02:40:05] What are you doing?

[02:40:06] What are you doing?

[02:40:12] Op4 Eliminated.

[02:40:13] Mission successful.

[02:40:14] Hold the aura.

[02:40:16] Nevermind.

[02:40:17] Hold the aura.

[02:40:19] None of it up.

[02:40:20] Hold the aura.

[02:40:21] None of it up.

[02:40:22] Hold the aura.

[02:40:23] I'm not gonna lie.

[02:40:24] Hold the fucking aura.

[02:40:29] Hold the aura.

[02:40:33] Now that Oryx has so much composure.

[02:40:35] Composure I cannot believe you just charged that guy for TK with the tier one subscription

[02:40:40] Appreciate you

[02:40:42] Like chatter now that oryx has so much freaking aura dude. Let's go oryx

[02:40:48] Which I'm gonna use oryx because I have the new horse cosmetic. Do y'all want to see it in action or what?

[02:40:57] Jinxy you are autistic. What's wrong with that cookies and cream?

[02:41:02] Anything is possible with the power of autism

[02:41:04] Which, thank you to the bottle. Many thank you to the bottle. DR, thank you to the bottle. L7, thank you to the bottle. Cap, thank you to the bottle. Jared, thank you to the bottle.

[02:41:11] Chat! Two more wins. We win this game? I need one more win for Diamond 3. Let's lock in, bro. Let's do this shit. Let's do it, bro.

[02:41:23] Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.

[02:41:34] You know you love me.

[02:41:36] You know I can.

[02:41:38] So shall we never?

[02:41:41] And I'll be there.

[02:41:44] You are my love.

[02:41:45] That looks so good.

[02:41:46] Oh, my God.

[02:41:49] You are my heart.

[02:41:51] And we will never ever ever be a bar

[02:41:54] Are we an item?

[02:41:57] Girl, we're playing

[02:41:59] With just friends

[02:42:01] What are you saying?

[02:42:05] Sniff my asshole

[02:42:07] Hi guys, I'm out for the perino

[02:42:09] Permanently dude, get him out of here

[02:42:14] Five seconds

[02:42:18] It's been a really really messed up

[02:42:20] on bombs or has a diffuser.

[02:42:29] Re-aimed me.

[02:42:31] Alright.

[02:42:38] Dude, this guy must get all the ass.

[02:42:41] You're so dope, bro.

[02:42:43] Bro, chill out, bro. Save some ass for the rest of us.

[02:42:46] You stream-siking sack of fucking garbage. Doesn't even drone it. Just literally free-aims it.

[02:42:54] Literally free-aims it. His drone didn't even need the fucking spawn.

[02:43:00] Faze Clan is done. Bro, I seen.

[02:43:03] Dude, I seen. Bro, why do they have to announce this on Christmas, bro? This is legitimately sad.

[02:43:09] Bro, Jason left, Ron left, Silky left, Lacy left. Like, bro, this is legitimately sad.

[02:43:16] Why do they have to announce this on Christmas, dude?

[02:43:18] This is so sad, Chad.

[02:43:20] This is so sad, bro.

[02:43:22] Leg-legend of Monday, bro.

[02:43:26] All friendlies in the actual life.

[02:43:30] He had a drone, bro?

[02:43:32] Oh, Eunice! Thanks for telling me he had a drone.

[02:43:34] I saw the drone.

[02:43:36] It was AXK and it spawned 200 yards away from where I ripped out the barricade.

[02:43:42] Thanks-hey, bro.

[02:43:44] letting me know he had that drone there, dude.

[02:43:47] I fucking saw it in the kill cam.

[02:43:48] It was AFK and spawn, shut up.

[02:43:52] Adaptive, nah, no way a doubt left.

[02:43:56] Bro, adapt it and phase for like 15 years.

[02:43:59] There's literally no way a doubt left.

[02:44:06] Pablo, dig a bit deeper, Pablo.

[02:44:14] That's the same guy who shot you last time from that peak.

[02:44:18] Okay, well if it's the same guy who was on the roof in Korea and me, then it's probably

[02:44:22] not a street sign, to be honest.

[02:44:27] Like, bro, if it's the exact same guy who was on the roof and saw me, then he's probably

[02:44:32] not sniping.

[02:44:33] I'm not gonna lie.

[02:44:34] Simon, think about it.

[02:44:37] Buy high buys another car.

[02:44:39] What would that accomplish, bro?

[02:44:40] He already has a car that I already bought him.

[02:44:43] What would buying high-vives, another car, fucking accomplish?

[02:44:48] So what, he has two cars to crash into each other?

[02:44:52] What high-vives gonna do with two cars?

[02:45:05] Parker, they give it a prime, mother of a...

[02:45:13] So he could drive twice as fast so if I give high-vives two cars

[02:45:20] You think he can drive twice as fast?

[02:45:23] Are you a fucking dumbass?

[02:45:27] Legitimately are you a dumbass?

[02:45:38] All right, it's time to hit it it's time to hit a flip guys

[02:45:43] R6 win mother fucker open your eyes

[02:46:01] your eyes!

[02:46:02] The bomb has been located inside of you.

[02:46:12] Jumps out on me.

[02:46:13] What are you doing?

[02:46:14] Oh, you're AFK looking at the ceiling.

[02:46:15] I'm fine.

[02:46:16] There's still a Q!

[02:46:17] Oh my god!

[02:46:18] No, no, no, I can't.

[02:46:19] I can't soloQ.

[02:46:20] Docape's AFK masturbating on the roof.

[02:46:21] Castle jumps out in front of two of my teammates.

[02:46:24] Docuspy is AFK masturbating on the roof.

[02:46:28] Castle jumps out in front of two of my teammates and kills me.

[02:46:37] That's gotta be a joke, right?

[02:46:39] He's AFK on the roof watching me die.

[02:46:43] I'm a fan.

[02:46:44] And I have to watch them wait for the next three minutes.

[02:46:47] Oh my god.

[02:46:54] Logan with the five gifted, Logan, bend me over, W Logan in the chat, let's do this

[02:47:02] shit Logan.

[02:47:03] W Logan!

[02:47:04] Who's a human?

[02:47:05] Good night, JC, wish you the best, good night to you, actually, AZ, let me go, let's

[02:47:15] recover the defeat.

[02:47:16] Alright, let's get this round over with, man.

[02:47:17] Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait,

[02:47:21] wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait,

[02:47:23] him?

[02:47:34] Yeah, he's him. That's not how he's him. He's him. 100%

[02:47:40] Trunks right.

[02:47:44] One friendly operator.

[02:47:46] I don't know if they could have handled that any worse, Skrull.

[02:48:05] Adapt, left, hi-mys, can you pull up that tweet if possible?

[02:48:09] Rockets, take him to the front.

[02:48:12] Yo junkie bear, Merry Christmas man, Merry Christmas, AJ, I hope you have an amazing

[02:48:16] This is an entire day of the Vantabulous Awesome Christmas, bro.

[02:48:20] Dude, chat.

[02:48:21] What a job you have for Christmas this morning, bro.

[02:48:26] Chat, do you guys like gingerbread cookies?

[02:48:29] Bro, I ate like five.

[02:48:31] I literally love gingerbread cookies, dude.

[02:48:37] Oh, my God.

[02:48:42] Literally just left two minutes ago.

[02:48:45] Left phase plan, 14 years over half of my life.

[02:48:49] I'd be lying if I said this, they didn't hurt.

[02:48:51] But it had to be done.

[02:48:52] Thank you to everyone who's been a part of the journey.

[02:48:54] The best is yet to come.

[02:48:56] What the fuck?

[02:49:00] See bro, at first like I thought it might've been fake,

[02:49:03] but if ADAPT is tweeting all of this,

[02:49:06] there's no way it's fake.

[02:49:08] ADAPT will never do this, bro.

[02:49:11] There is literally no fucking way.

[02:49:15] Wow.

[02:49:20] Bro, if a dap is tweeting that bro, it's gotta be real.

[02:49:25] That is actually sad, bro.

[02:49:32] Well, that's sad, dude.

[02:49:35] Damn.

[02:49:38] Bro, why'd they announce it on Christmas, man?

[02:49:40] He's killing the Christmas spirit.

[02:49:44] It's too sad, bro.

[02:49:48] Ten seconds to go.

[02:49:51] Damn, bro.

[02:49:53] Five seconds for four.

[02:49:54] RIP phase, man. RIP phase.

[02:49:57] For real, bro.

[02:49:58] Because if that's tweeting it, bro,

[02:50:00] and he's tweeting it like the way he tweeted it,

[02:50:02] there's no way it's fake.

[02:50:05] Alright, let's win this fucking ballgame.

[02:50:10] Did my teammate shoot me?

[02:50:13] Say you swear to God if my teammate just shot me.

[02:50:16] Kill me, I'll just leave the game and we can take the last breath.

[02:50:21] I don't give a fuck.

[02:50:23] I'll go eat gingerbread cookies and look at the campfire.

[02:50:29] Three sources of ours.

[02:50:35] I

[02:51:35] Thanks for shooting me to 30 health guys, appreciate it.

[02:51:40] That's my man, you're so hilarious and original.

[02:52:05] Look, I get one shot because I'm on 30 HP from my teammate.

[02:52:11] Have a holly jolly Christmas. It's the best time of the year.

[02:52:18] Oh my golly, have a holly jolly Christmas this year.

[02:52:26] I literally get instant knocked from one shot from the SMG12

[02:52:31] Because my teammate shoots me to 31 health on Christmas night, I might add.

[02:52:36] Christmas evening. This kid probably got a crotus from his fucking mom.

[02:52:44] A daft left. Yeah, town I just seen, bro.

[02:52:48] I just seen it's really sad.

[02:52:52] It's really sad, bro.

[02:52:54] Blazed nugget with the 25 gifted subs.

[02:53:01] She don't blaze nugget, thank you for the 25 get,

[02:53:06] and I fucking love you, my gosh.

[02:53:10] Apply your foot cream, yo bro,

[02:53:12] I already applied my foot cream, relax.

[02:53:17] All the phase left, yeah bro, did literally everybody leave?

[02:53:22] Is there not a single person in phase anymore?

[02:53:25] Who's still in phase?

[02:53:26] Bro, Ron left that three, Silky left that four, Jason left that five, Macy left that

[02:53:38] six, Adapt left that eight.

[02:53:42] Is anybody even in phase anymore, bro?

[02:53:53] Just jazzed.

[02:53:54] Damn dude.

[02:54:00] Damn bro.

[02:54:05] Ten seconds before insertion.

[02:54:13] Damn dude.

[02:54:17] Five seconds.

[02:54:20] All right, Jack, it's time for some montane plays, baby.

[02:54:26] Is he trying to shoot me?

[02:54:37] Is he trying to shoot me?

[02:54:39] What?

[02:54:40] What?

[02:54:41] Bro?

[02:54:42] Yeah, I need somebody to break this, but nobody will, so it should probably be a good idea

[02:54:46] to do that.

[02:54:49] What?

[02:54:50] What?

[02:54:51] Bro?

[02:54:52] Yeah, I need somebody to break this, but nobody will, so I should probably just run away.

[02:55:11] I need somebody to break this dude.

[02:55:20] That's just not a great month.

[02:55:23] Nice job, Ash.

[02:55:41] I mean, I don't even know what I can do.

[02:55:53] What?

[02:55:54] I thought he was the one who used this before earlier.

[02:56:07] friendly your bro we get it your mouse we get it we get it we get it I mean oh

[02:56:27] my god I think the average age of my team was like 11 not a yeah bro we get

[02:56:35] You're cheating, we get it.

[02:56:37] Go shoot some more.

[02:56:43] Yeah, I don't know. This is reason number 11,000, why I don't play support when I solo queue.

[02:56:48] I go montane, I ping the barbed wire 11 times.

[02:56:52] Ash has two whole minutes to come over to me and just ash the barbed wire.

[02:56:56] Literally, if Ash ashes the barbed wire, I can push that a zombie out of raptors,

[02:57:01] but instead he's just doing his own thing and then dies.

[02:57:06] And then I jump in mute gets a C4 kill on me that does 130 damage from nine feet away like whatever

[02:57:13] Whatever

[02:57:17] All right, we're still two wins away, I think I think we're still two wins away

[02:57:22] Banda was crowned as bro. I don't even care just somebody asked the fucking barbed wire

[02:57:27] Everybody's so caught up in like using a cheating device that they don't ask the barbed wire

[02:57:31] Hey, bro, just ash the fucking barbed wire so I can walk up the fucking staircase you dumb ass

[02:57:38] Like I don't care that you're Zim shove it up your ass

[02:57:42] Do think of it the prime stuff

[02:57:47] We're kind of that phase for what are y'all typing bro? I

[02:57:50] Am a goth mommy. Yeah, bro. I guarantee you you're like a 39 year old man. Leave me alone animation. They get a problem

[02:57:57] So, your wings are cold, my wings are cold.

[02:58:06] Chat, question, what is the greatest anime of all time?

[02:58:10] In your opinion.

[02:58:13] I'll go first, Death Note.

[02:58:16] Now chat, I want y'all's opinion.

[02:58:18] What is the greatest anime of all time, chat?

[02:58:24] Bro, Death Note will literally change your life, bro.

[02:58:27] Like death mode will literally change your life

[02:58:35] One piece attack on Titan bro chat, you know the one anime that I need to watch

[02:58:43] Bro, you know the one anime I need to watch bro. It's my brother's favorite anime of all time. It's called Steins Gate

[02:58:50] Have you guys heard of that?

[02:58:54] He said it's really underrated

[02:58:57] Have you guys heard of Steinskate?

[02:58:58] You guys know what I'm talking about?

[02:59:01] Bro, I'm going to start watching that tonight, I think.

[02:59:04] I need to start watching Steinskate, bro.

[02:59:06] Dead ass.

[02:59:08] Like, I heard Steinskate is peak.

[02:59:11] It's my brother's favorite anime.

[02:59:17] Peak, Bangor.

[02:59:18] Yes.

[02:59:19] Yes, it's fucking peak.

[02:59:21] Yeah, bro, my brother basically said, like, Steinskate

[02:59:24] is the best anime of all time.

[02:59:26] He said it starts off a little bit slow, but he said like once it heats up, it's the best show ever

[02:59:31] Blaze nugget with the 10 gift subscriptions blaze nugget appreciate the 10 gifted bro speaking of blaze nugget, bro

[02:59:40] Speaking of blaze nugget bro, do y'all don't get those spicy nuggets from Wendy's dude

[02:59:47] Watch stranger things bro, I watched season one of stranger things

[02:59:56] Stein's Gate is peak.

[02:59:59] Yeah bro, I heard Stein's Gate is fucking cinema.

[03:00:04] Alright, I'm gonna say this again bro, if I get lair, I'm turning off my console.

[03:00:10] If I get lair, I'm turning off my console.

[03:00:13] It's like, I'm not doing it, I hate this man.

[03:00:17] I would have been the happiest person ever.

[03:00:39] Stranger things is goaded.

[03:00:40] Bro, it's on season 5 now?

[03:00:42] Holy shit.

[03:00:44] I am a goth mommy, okay, yo chat, what are y'all typing, dude?

[03:00:54] Check out One Piece?

[03:00:55] Bro, I watch One Piece, bro, here's my only problem with One Piece, dude.

[03:01:01] In One Piece, bro, the highs are so high, but the lows are so low, and the lows last

[03:01:07] for so fucking long.

[03:01:10] Like dude, there are certain arcs of one piece where like it's literally the greatest thing

[03:01:15] I've ever watched in my life, but then there are other arcs of one piece where I'm like

[03:01:20] is this shit ever gonna fucking end?

[03:01:26] Like I'm like is this shit ever going to fucking end?

[03:01:29] Do you know what I mean Chad?

[03:01:33] It's insane dude.

[03:01:35] Because bro, the thing is, I would have been finished one piece if there wasn't like so

[03:01:42] much ass part on the Located Bomb.

[03:01:45] You can see I'm a gov fanboy, does that count?

[03:01:57] Alabasta is so fucking long, yeah that arc takes forever.

[03:02:09] Bro, isn't Alabasta the Ark where they walk in a circle for like fucking five episodes?

[03:02:17] They literally filled out the plot to where they walked in the desert in the wrong direction.

[03:02:22] Five seconds before insertion.

[03:02:27] You've located a bomb. Make your way to the location and find it.

[03:02:30] Let's lock it.

[03:02:31] Swapping back!

[03:02:39] I knew there was a fucking valcam dude.

[03:03:08] J.C. Bleach, my asshole. High-fives, time out, Brian. Get him out.

[03:03:14] A really big bucket hole! Get him right up!

[03:03:38] These guys ain't just terrible.

[03:04:08] I'm going to get you.

[03:04:15] Swapping mats.

[03:04:54] I don't even see you. How do you see me if I don't...

[03:05:01] AHHHHHHH! How does he see me if I don't see him?

[03:05:07] Bruh, just don't peek him. This guy's like, this guy has aura. Do not peek this guy. This guy has aura.

[03:05:14] He's gonna clock. Oh my god. He's gonna 1v4. Oh my god.

[03:05:23] Oh my god, I just shit myself. Thank god.

[03:05:36] Bro, why hide if you have to fight? Dude, I just tried literally to shit myself.

[03:05:46] You didn't do anything that round. Let's see. I shot down three barricades, shot a camera,

[03:05:53] Hacked three malusis, hacked drone, just say you're in silver, bro.

[03:06:02] O.T., think of it in practice.

[03:06:03] Just fucking say you're in fucking silver, bro.

[03:06:07] Bro, my job is literally to do nothing but hack fucking utility.

[03:06:12] That is my entire job with drama.

[03:06:15] C.S.T., think of all the money.

[03:06:23] Just fucking say you're in gold, dude.

[03:06:26] Liam, think of all of us.

[03:06:28] Six, five, and go.

[03:06:29] It's the best time of the year.

[03:06:34] James, see, I'm starting to seize any tips.

[03:06:37] Any tips, bro.

[03:06:39] Well, first off, you have to ask yourself this.

[03:06:42] Do you hate yourself?

[03:06:43] Because if you hate yourself, this is a perfect name for you, bro.

[03:06:47] Second, um,

[03:06:52] TDM before you play ranked and try to play as much as you can, grab your Located Bomb.

[03:06:57] There's really no other tips, bro. You have to just play the game. It's like half the steepest learning curve ever.

[03:07:02] But once you learn it, you'll start getting so addicted to it and so erect.

[03:07:07] Jason, they're gonna be too one, Jason.

[03:07:17] Alright man, I'm getting bullshitted a lot tonight, I'm not gonna lie!

[03:07:22] I'm getting bullshitted a lot, bro, it's getting a noise.

[03:07:26] I'm getting like shot by my team, like, uh, dying to people I can't see.

[03:07:35] Five seconds.

[03:07:37] Jinx, is the hero Mitypeko worth it? I mean, I wouldn't...

[03:07:41] Nah, I wouldn't recommend spending money on fucking class at this point.

[03:07:45] this point don't reward their fucking greed bro don't give them shit until they

[03:07:51] actually start updating the game properly but like is it good I mean yeah

[03:07:56] it's good is it worth $15 absolutely fucking not for $15 to get you a full

[03:08:02] fucking meal

[03:08:05] $15 can buy you fucking lunch at Kitspile don't reward their greed

[03:08:10] I mean, it's a good car.

[03:08:40] I'm not sure what I'm doing.

[03:08:47] I'm not sure what I'm doing.

[03:08:56] with the twenty-five gifted

[03:09:26] Come on! There we go! There we go! Let's fucking go, guys!

[03:09:46] I mean, I have this perfect Bravo gameplay, as always. Mr. Dirty Diaper, thank you for

[03:09:50] the follow. What? Did you beat TOE2 today? Yes. The VOD is on YouTube. It did my YouTube

[03:10:03] live. I just reset so I could change the level when I switch games. But yeah, it's literally

[03:10:08] on YouTube. I beat TOE2. It took fucking around 3,000 total attempts. Fucking perfect

[03:10:17] a proper game play as always.

[03:10:20] Let's see, they give it a tier one, bro.

[03:10:21] Love you, let's see, appreciate you.

[03:10:24] Plant one right on my fucking face, let's see.

[03:10:29] Seriously, let's see, appreciate the tier one

[03:10:31] as long as you're 18 plus.

[03:10:33] Drink, see, how many veins does it have?

[03:10:36] I've never really counted the individual veins,

[03:10:39] but like, wait, why am I answering this?

[03:10:41] Carter, get banned.

[03:10:42] What, wait, why did I almost answer that?

[03:10:45] Carter, it's Christmas.

[03:10:47] What are you typing?

[03:10:49] You see, why don't I have the charm after I already subbed?

[03:10:52] OK, that happens to a lot of people.

[03:10:53] If you don't have the charm after you subbed,

[03:10:55] because you have to link your account,

[03:10:56] exclamation mark, link your Ubisoft account

[03:10:58] to your Twitch account.

[03:10:59] It takes like two minutes.

[03:11:01] If it's still not working, try to unlink, then relink.

[03:11:04] And if it's still not working, contact Ubisoft

[03:11:07] support through email.

[03:11:17] How much did class pay you to play?

[03:11:33] Uh, zero dollars now, like, not a single penny, bro.

[03:11:36] Yo, bro, I played Clash ten years ago, dude.

[03:11:39] I love that fucking game.

[03:11:41] I played Clash because I genuinely enjoyed playing Clash, and I'm playing less Clash

[03:11:46] because they're getting more and more and more money hungry.

[03:11:49] That is my stance, bro. I think

[03:11:52] Clash Royale, in my honest opinion, had a

[03:11:56] great surge of a lot of new players who came to play the game

[03:11:59] and a lot of old players who came to play the game, which is great.

[03:12:02] But I think they took advantage of it by adding level 16 and heroes which

[03:12:06] nobody wanted

[03:12:07] and yeah, I just had less interest in the game since they became more and more and more money hungry.

[03:12:12] But if they start up feeding the game properly and actually care about the community

[03:12:15] I'll probably start playing the game again.

[03:12:17] It's just like, if you literally are just trying

[03:12:20] to make as much money as possible,

[03:12:21] I'm just not gonna play.

[03:12:24] I'm good, bro.

[03:12:25] Make an actual good game.

[03:12:28] Stop running into the fucking ground.

[03:12:32] I feel like running a game has to be so easy,

[03:12:34] running into the bomb.

[03:12:36] Literally.

[03:12:37] You just ask yourself one question.

[03:12:41] Do players actually want this change?

[03:12:44] That's it.

[03:12:46] If players want it you do it if they don't you don't simple all right, let's watch out

[03:13:09] One friendly operator

[03:14:15] No, we traded, we traded, we traded. Oh my god, that was winnable. I almost hit the clip in the century.

[03:14:25] I almost hit the clip in the century. We traded? Are we dead ass? There's no fucking way we traded.

[03:14:30] There's no fucking way we traded. Oh my god, that was almost disgusting.

[03:14:36] I'm just so much better than these other players. Brody, give me the five gift.

[03:14:41] That was literally on the dude.

[03:14:43] The guy, the shot on the guy on the door of the mission

[03:14:46] was fucking disgusting.

[03:14:49] Monday, Mike with the raid.

[03:14:52] Dad with the raid.

[03:14:53] Hey, Dad.

[03:14:55] Dad, you wanna watch a movie tonight after this?

[03:14:59] Dad, we should get like a Christmas movie night going,

[03:15:01] eh?

[03:15:03] Dad, I'm literally about to hit diamond three.

[03:15:05] I'm down if you want to after 30 minutes.

[03:15:07] Yeah, we should watch like L for something just pixel with the 10 gifted subscriptions

[03:15:15] Just fix it with the 10.

[03:15:18] W dad with the rain, bro, I almost won't be for child living almost won't be for it

[03:15:26] I was one before that would have been disgusting

[03:15:29] Yes, okay dad, let's do it dad.

[03:15:36] watch a Christmas movie tonight or we could watch departed because I know we

[03:15:39] got to watch that too. Secure the bomb.

[03:15:57] How was your Christmas? Bro this was probably like one of the best

[03:16:02] This is a key Christmas, bro.

[03:16:22] I'm down for a clay nation? Ah, yeah. We'll figure it out.

[03:16:27] I'm gonna hit diamond three real quick, so one more win after this test.

[03:16:32] I'm gonna get off a little early tonight cuz I'm gonna watch that Christmas movie with

[03:16:42] my dad.

[03:16:43] I'll be on for like another 30 minutes, 40 minutes.

[03:16:48] There's one on the left, one on the right.

[03:16:54] Bro, there's one on the left and one on the right.

[03:17:00] Are you shitting me?

[03:17:04] Oh my god, oh my god, somebody banged me over.

[03:17:06] No, no, no, no.

[03:17:08] There's one on the left and one on the right?

[03:17:11] Bro, that has to be a joke.

[03:17:15] There's one on the left and one on the right?

[03:17:18] Oh my god, they're holding Grand at a balcony in five seconds.

[03:17:23] Apply your foot cream.

[03:17:25] Yo, you said I already applied foot cream!

[03:17:27] Relax!

[03:17:30] Crouch on this yellow thing somebody swing this guy, please

[03:17:34] She'll do it. It's Christmas. Yep. You're right

[03:17:39] One of the cellophane

[03:17:49] Why would you flanking to the nomad what are you doing?

[03:17:53] We're dead. We're dead. We're dead. We're dead. Come on. You just slept up

[03:18:00] Nice! Okay, okay, he's lit, he's lit, he's lit! Nice! 3v1! My team is so good!

[03:18:12] Don't, don't! Stop peeking! Stop peeking! Stop!

[03:18:18] Just everybody relax! The only way he can win is if you peek! That is the only way!

[03:18:24] Don't be

[03:18:35] Time's ticking

[03:18:47] Why?

[03:18:48] Why?

[03:18:49] Why?

[03:18:50] Why?

[03:18:51] Why would you peek?

[03:18:52] Why?

[03:19:23] See, that right there was the most poorly executed 3v1 I've ever seen in my life.

[03:19:44] right there was the most poorly executed 3v1 I have ever had the discomfort of

[03:19:52] witnessing. That was a literal horror movie dude. A legitimate horror fucking

[03:20:00] movie. It's fine we need one more. One more round chat. I'm almost time in three.

[03:20:06] Lock it up.

[03:20:09] And I just can't look at skill in me

[03:20:15] And say I can't control

[03:20:20] Jealousy, many nights and lullabies

[03:20:25] But it's just the price I pay

[03:20:28] Destiny is open

[03:20:31] Open up your eager eyes

[03:20:35] Cause I miss the bright sun.

[03:20:43] Explode on me.

[03:20:45] Alright. Yo, Azor, okay.

[03:20:47] Azor Vision 678, high fives, get him off.

[03:20:57] Whatever lyrics you want, bro.

[03:20:59] Is that not the right lyrics, dude?

[03:21:02] Is that not the right fucking lyrics?

[03:21:05] And I just can't look at skinning me and say you can't control.

[03:21:21] You must protect your bombs from being abused by outpour.

[03:21:48] I know you're one!

[03:21:58] Peek it.

[03:21:59] Peek it.

[03:22:09] About to shit myself.

[03:22:11] Nevermind, it was a fire.

[03:22:18] Yeah, let's see, turning 10.

[03:22:23] Wait, I'm about to fart into the mic. Hold up, listen.

[03:22:26] Alright, I hope y'all heard that.

[03:22:32] Up floor is located a bomb. You know what to do.

[03:22:41] Come, chap. Ooh, Nazi, Nazi boss.

[03:22:48] What?

[03:23:04] Someone's under you, dude.

[03:23:14] I didn't know they were planting.

[03:23:38] I didn't know they were planting.

[03:23:40] I didn't know.

[03:23:43] I didn't fucking know!

[03:23:49] Oh dude, I just picked a wicked booger.

[03:23:53] Holy shit, that's gigantic.

[03:23:55] I'm not going to show you guys because it's Christmas.

[03:23:57] But dude, oh my god, that was a huge booger.

[03:24:02] Yeah, let's see.

[03:24:04] Mr. Huge Toe, thank you for the follow-up.

[03:24:06] Vat, thank you for the follow-up.

[03:24:08] Cause I miss the bright side, alright listen, I guess I'm gonna sit inside cause I feel

[03:24:19] like if I roam my whole team's gonna fucking die.

[03:24:27] Creaming me.

[03:24:28] Alright, Storm's thinking of the bright stuff, Storm's thinking of the bright stuff.

[03:24:35] Ooh, chat.

[03:24:40] Ooh.

[03:24:41] You're chatting.

[03:24:42] Do you guys jerk off with your strong hand or weak hand?

[03:24:49] Stronger weak hand.

[03:24:51] Strong, right?

[03:24:52] Or maybe both.

[03:24:53] Both's a good response, too.

[03:24:55] Louis, do you want to go?

[03:25:01] Yeah, bro.

[03:25:01] Faze really disbanded off Christmas, bro.

[03:25:03] Oh, that's so sad.

[03:25:06] Face this bandit on Christmas, man.

[03:25:10] Boats.

[03:25:11] Ha ha ha ha ha ha.

[03:25:13] Nice guys.

[03:25:15] Axing Boat.

[03:25:18] Stop it with the five gift, dude.

[03:25:20] Stop it, preceptor.

[03:25:28] But it's just a prize, so pay destiny.

[03:26:03] The tip of my rod is like burgundy slash maroon.

[03:26:17] And then my actual rod is just a pale white because it doesn't get much sunlight.

[03:26:21] I try to get it sunlight when I can't up.

[03:26:25] Guardia.

[03:26:26] Guardia.

[03:26:27] to the point.

[03:26:32] Guardian.

[03:26:33] Center for...

[03:26:36] Merry Christmas, chap!

[03:26:40] Dude, I want to see for somebody.

[03:26:42] Have you ever been no-tone?

[03:26:46] Have you ever been no-tone?

[03:26:49] I want to see for somebody.

[03:26:51] It's been a really, really messed up week.

[03:27:10] Hope I'm engaged to seven days of torture, seven days of dinner.

[03:27:17] And my drunk run waiter cheated on me.

[03:27:19] She's a cattle for your dime, but it's not for me or your quitter.

[03:27:22] La la la, whatever, la la la, it doesn't matter, la la la, oh well, la la la, we're

[03:27:31] going at it tonight, tonight.

[03:27:33] There's a party on the rooftop, top of the world tonight, tonight.

[03:27:38] And we're dancing on the edge at all, even sun.

[03:27:41] I don't know if I'll make it, but watch out good, I'll take it, yeah, tonight.

[03:27:49] It might be time to lock in, folks.

[03:27:59] It might be time to lock in.

[03:28:02] Jarvis, jerk it a little.

[03:28:04] Hey, bro, don't give away my position.

[03:28:07] Stop!

[03:28:08] Holy hell, passion from that guy.

[03:28:11] Chet, this is the best spot in the game because nobody ever drones it, and they

[03:28:17] have to plant right in front of me look at this chat

[03:28:22] one friendly remaining the easiest clutch of my life

[03:28:31] triggered this is our

[03:28:35] You should look at it. All friendlies were eliminated.

[03:28:46] Uh, wait, hold on a minute. What?

[03:28:52] Hold on, what?

[03:28:55] Oh, they just fucking knew, okay?

[03:28:58] See, my only hope was for them to plant, and then I just pick up the kill on the guy behind me.

[03:29:05] I literally ratted it and nobody drove me, 3v1, they weren't even thinking about planting,

[03:29:11] they just started pre-firing where I was.

[03:29:14] Quadalra.

[03:29:15] Jewelty and thinkin' the bottle.

[03:29:18] Jinxie, pleasure me with your tongue, daddy.

[03:29:24] Yo Carter, how have you not been like, imprisoned yet, bro?

[03:29:28] Get out of the street!

[03:29:31] goodness gracious!

[03:29:39] love the content, keep up the good work, I hope you're doing well and merry Christmas

[03:29:43] W. Hazzard, bro, holy positive message

[03:29:46] Noah with the five gifts in W. Noah, Noah, bend me over here

[03:29:50] W. Freaking Noah

[03:29:53] Jinxie, show me your skin flu.

[03:30:02] No!

[03:30:13] Little Mike with the 10 gifted subscriptions.

[03:30:18] Little Mike, thank you for the 10 gifted, I appreciate you, my guy.

[03:30:23] a little bit in the chat bro. Alright bro, we're gonna have to win this game bro. This

[03:30:28] game's getting close. It's getting a little too close. Hell, the gatekeeper. Yo bro, not

[03:30:37] pulling out my skin flute isn't gatekeeping bro. Look chat, if I wasn't gonna get banned,

[03:30:51] I would have been pulled out of my car if this guy's dead.

[03:30:55] Peek it again, I dare you.

[03:30:57] I fucking- I triple thog dare you.

[03:31:04] What, Legion's dead?

[03:31:05] What?

[03:31:08] Why, Pete?

[03:31:19] Why, Pete?

[03:31:21] I

[03:31:26] P

[03:31:39] Why P I got flashed after acing so I'm the greatest

[03:31:45] Now that was a disgusting one.

[03:31:54] I mean, why peak?

[03:31:55] Legitimately, why peak?

[03:32:00] All my diamonds shine, could they really die?

[03:32:04] I want them all to die, I'm not really sure.

[03:32:08] They ask me if I'm high.

[03:32:10] I say really, really.

[03:32:12] code is think over to tier one code is

[03:32:16] I'm legitimately fucking disgusting at this game bro brava's gun is top one

[03:32:23] underrated guns legitimately like brava's gun is top one underrated guns to

[03:32:31] Derek thank you for the tier one appreciate you class win maybe tomorrow

[03:32:37] bro we got to start deadlocked too guys we got to start deadlocked

[03:32:44] Jinxy I got a vibrator for Christmas congratulations Carter

[03:32:49] Mom can we take this guy out of the chat fuck Carter you mean to tell me this

[03:32:54] bro you got a vibrator for Christmas keep that information to yourself

[03:32:58] Secure the area keep the bombs protected

[03:33:04] Is that an energy drink no, this is a topo tita

[03:33:10] Tell us the bro 2026 all right

[03:33:15] No more energy drinks. No more drinking alcohol

[03:33:20] No more jerking off

[03:33:22] Now we'll keep that one. No more energy drinks, no more alcohol.

[03:33:28] 20 to 26. We're not doing this anymore. Get out!

[03:33:32] You said in fan mail tomorrow yes fan mail tomorrow yes

[03:33:54] Chad if you want to be featured in the next fan mail the exclamation mark fan mail send it to the address

[03:34:02] Well not the next one but the next next

[03:34:11] What about vaping Chad I don't vape

[03:34:54] I wanted to wish this guy a merry Christmas through the voice messages, but it wouldn't

[03:35:04] allow me to.

[03:35:07] Okay, I mean what I'm so good even when I die it's cool

[03:35:30] Wow, I mean

[03:35:32] Crownist or what?

[03:35:34] All right, 3v4 you guys can win this bro. They're all pretty tagged

[03:35:37] All right, nobody even got a kill.

[03:35:43] No one got a kill.

[03:35:46] Holy sell.

[03:35:51] I mean, what the fudge muffin, dude?

[03:35:53] Seriously.

[03:35:54] Why peak?

[03:35:55] Because the double champs goes with the fuck he wants.

[03:35:59] Carlos, take the bottle.

[03:36:04] Jinxie, I hope you had a merry Christmas,

[03:36:06] and I wanted to tell you you're an awesome streamer.

[03:36:08] W. Benjamin, dude.

[03:36:11] W. fucking Benjamin.

[03:36:12] Benjamin, I love you, bro, appreciate the kind words.

[03:36:15] My guy.

[03:36:17] Jinxie, thank you for making this Christmas

[03:36:18] enjoyable, merry Christmas.

[03:36:20] W. Andrew.

[03:36:21] W. Andrew.

[03:36:22] Bro, we're getting a lot of wholesome,

[03:36:24] positive, lovely messages today.

[03:36:27] Love y'all boys, bro, for realsies,

[03:36:29] like for real for realsies.

[03:36:31] Overtime match point chat,

[03:36:32] this is where legends are made.

[03:36:34] Mars, take it to the bottom.

[03:36:38] So it's not a problem when you peek.

[03:36:40] Bro, listen.

[03:36:41] There's certain elements of peeking where you're peeking.

[03:36:44] You have confidence.

[03:36:45] And then there's others where you're selling.

[03:36:47] Bro, it's a 4v4 scenario when I'm peeking.

[03:36:50] That's totally fine.

[03:36:51] You have to peek in this game.

[03:36:52] But like, when we're in a 3v1 scenario

[03:36:55] and the last guy's montane, and literally the only way

[03:36:57] you can win is by peeking him, then you're selling.

[03:37:00] Like, bro, if you're in a 4v4

[03:37:02] and you genuinely think you can win a gunfight,

[03:37:04] There's nothing wrong with peeking.

[03:37:05] Bro, when it's a 3v1 scenario and you're peeking,

[03:37:08] like obviously it's a sell,

[03:37:10] like a toddler could understand this.

[03:37:12] Rain, then you've all look.

[03:37:16] It's a 3v1 and he's using a shield.

[03:37:27] All right, chat, overtime match point.

[03:37:29] This is it, guys.

[03:37:30] This is where legends are made.

[03:37:33] Insertion in 10 seconds.

[03:37:34] Overtime match point

[03:37:37] Five seconds to insertion

[03:37:40] Time to lock in some of the overtime match point. Let's do this shit

[03:38:34] Nice! Good start, good start, guys.

[03:38:48] I don't know where I can get on the drone safely here. I don't think it's a single spot where I can.

[03:38:56] Why, suppressor? No reason. It just sexually arouses me every time.

[03:39:01] I literally only use suppressor so I can play with an erection.

[03:39:06] Like, it's not like it helps. It's just my gun sounds cool.

[03:39:31] Oh my god 11

[03:40:01] kills six deaths I'm pulling out my cock right now kidding chat oh my god let's

[03:40:12] fucking go guys what a win what a win all right ladies and gentlemen that's

[03:40:19] all from me tonight chat I'm gonna hop off a little bit early because I'm gonna

[03:40:24] I'm gonna watch a Christmas movie with my pops.

[03:40:28] Recon's, thank you to 25 gifted.

[03:40:31] Chat, I love you guys, bro.

[03:40:34] I'll see you guys tomorrow, dude.

[03:40:36] Merry fucking Christmas.

[03:40:39] You guys are the greatest community of all time.

[03:40:43] You guys make my job very, very, very fun.

[03:40:47] Thank you guys for the greatest job in the world.

[03:40:50] I fucking love you guys.

[03:40:51] We're five days away from streaming every day for an entire year straight

[03:41:00] Five days away from streaming every day for an entire year. I

[03:41:07] Literally love you guys so much. You guys don't even understand. I love y'all boys, bro

[03:41:12] You guys are like my second fucking family. I'll see y'all boys tomorrow

[03:41:16] We're gonna do some fan mail. We might play some deadlock. We might play some clash

[03:41:21] I will see y'all boys tomorrow, man.

[03:41:25] Peace the fuck out.

[03:41:27] Have a wonderful day.