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12-26-2025 · 3h 16m
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What the fuck is up bro?
Shadow, what the fuck is up?
Footgream, apply your footgream.
Thank you for reminding me.
Literally.
Reminded me, W's in the chat, bro.
Chat, by the way.
This is a pimple patch.
Okay, it's not a nicotine patch.
It's not crack.
Y'all are gonna say it's a million things.
This is a pimple patch, bro.
W chug, all right?
Fan mail, oh, oh, ho.
Fan mail, now chat.
Fan mail?
We're moving it to millions.
Listen bro, all of the people that sent in the Christmas fan mail, you guys got fucked over with Christmas shipping
We're moving it to New Year's dude. We're probably gonna do it on day 365
Relax wait before you get mad
Relax
Before you get mad listen listen
now
Y'all still have time to get in the New Year's fan mail opening
exclamation mark fan mail send to the BL box because here's what happened we were
high-rises calling me okay I don't even want to pick up I don't even want to
pick up hey hi guys merry Christmas
so you said yesterday that fan mail was today so what is your excuse
Because you have the euros in the garage, you just bought a third car, what's the excuse?
So, alright, so first off, I'm gonna need you to defluss to yourself.
Nope.
So, alright, so listen, fan mail was scheduled for Christmas.
Yeah.
Relax, relax! I'm in the middle of a sentence! Fan mail was scheduled for Christmas.
Now, two days before Christmas, 48 hours before Christmas,
I said, chat, if you want to send in Christmas fan mail,
send it in today.
I didn't know that the P.O. box wasn't
going to be open on Christmas, and all the Amazon deliveries
didn't get delivered.
So now the packages are going to come through tomorrow.
But instead of randomly doing it tomorrow,
we're going to do a New Year's fan mail.
So that way, the people that are in the chat right now
have more time to send in New Year's fan mail.
Does that make sense, how much?
So after New Year's you're gonna move into
no, I don't know about how time's that?
Relax, it's gonna be on New Year's chat, locked.
It's gonna be on New Year's.
Also, did you forget to remove it?
It's not even making tea packs.
High five, get the people back, dammit!
Hanging up.
All right, we're four minutes in.
This is not healthy.
Yo, Chad, this is a fucking pimple patch.
Who in their right mind would put a nicotine patch
on their chin?
It goes on your arm, bro.
Nicotine patches don't go in your chin.
Panda, thank you for the tier one.
Panda, thank you for the tier one.
Foot cream, foot cream.
All right, yeah.
All right, Chad, appreciate y'all.
This is day three of applying the foot cream.
Thank you guys for reminding me.
Chat, y'all are actually such W's.
Chat with supply to the foot cream.
First things first, by the way, this is my foot.
If you are jerking off to this, you need Jesus.
All right, ladies and gentlemen,
let's apply the anti-fungal foot cream.
That's a good amount of cream right there, right?
That's a good amount of cream.
Okay, Trevor's gonna squeeze it right in there.
Yep.
Yeah, someone's definitely,
someone is definitely stroking into this.
All right, chat day three complete.
Mod everybody that said foot cream.
Ooh, it sort of reeks.
Maybe that's because of my feet.
Chat, mod everybody that said foot cream.
Appreciate you guys, bro.
Why am I watching?
Okay, I have to wash my hands now.
Fuck!
Fuck!
One second.
What are you doing right now, oh shit.
Kiss me on the mouth and love me like a sailor
And when you get a taste, can you tell me what's my flavor?
Don't-
Alright, Jack.
We got a lot of shit.
Let's jump into it.
Let's stop wasting time.
Jack, we got new balance changes released.
I have not watched the video yet, but I've seen-
Where's it at?
Jack!
We got new balance changes dropped as of two hours ago! I have not watched the video yet
because I was waiting for y'all. But if you could tell by the thumbnail,
if you could tell by the thumbnail, the boss bandit may or may not be finally getting a nerve.
This is the greatest day of my life!
This is the greatest day of my life!
Ladies and gentlemen, battle changes are coming to clash right out.
Let's jump into it.
G&G worried battle changes.
January is in four days.
Let's go right into it.
Let's not waste any time.
I'm going to move my camera bottom right so y'all can see Big Daddy Boss.
I'm gonna do my camera bottom right chat the January battle changes
We're announced two hours ago. Everybody lock it. All right
Before we watch let me say my wish list boss man. It needs a nerf
What am I gonna say next chat skeleton barrel needs a nerf? I
Don't care what anybody says
The regular skeleton barrel needs a nerf the evo skeleton barrel needs a nerf. What else needs a nerf?
Bro, I can't really think of anything else
I can't really think of anything else.
Dark Goblin!
No!
Dark Goblin needs a nerf.
I'm so tired of him.
A what?
A what?
A what?
A what?
A what?
A what?
A what?
I think that's it, bro.
Just Skeleton Barrel and Boston.
I don't think anything else needs a nerf.
You could maybe say EVO Mortar, I guess maybe.
But I don't really, I don't know.
I think that's everything, bro.
Let's see what they did, bro.
I'm hoping these are really good.
Today guys, I'm gonna be getting into the January work in progress balance genius look at festive boss
He's got the Christmas tree behind him chat. What did y'all get for Christmas?
Remember to leave your feedback. I got cold kidding. No, I got socks on these
Short shirts. I literally told my mom. I said mom. I love you. All I need is clothes. That's it
Yeah, I swear to God, bro. I always run out of clothes. It's not that my wardrobe is not that good
Don't laugh my wardrobe is like I feel like I wear a lot because what I do is I get really into a couple of shirts
Instead I keep wearing in chat. I got this shirt from Christmas though
I got this shirt from Christmas. My sister actually got me this W sister in the chat. She actually got me this so
Yes, I got clothes guys. I got socks too. I got underwear. I got a bunch of shorts
So check y'all are gonna see me with some new shirts in the comments below
Because these are subject to change and they might make a few adjustments before they're finalized.
I HO!
Work in progress. Okay.
So work in progress means these are not finalized and subject to change.
He just said that.
But I'm going to be honest though, 9 times out of 10, whatever they say is work in progress always ends up making it into the game.
They rarely ever tweak anything.
Guys had a Merry Christmas, those of you guys that celebrate and even if not, hope you guys
have a good New Year coming up.
And I wanted to show you guys my favorite gift I got actually because it's small and
I can show it on camera here.
Oh!
It's basically a glass as a lickser and it's like a three times a lickser symbol basically
and the lickser is supposed to mean-
W girlfriend, man.
When am I going to get one of those?
See, it's just, everything reminds me of the fact that I'm gonna die alone.
I don't know.
It's just...
Chat, y'all know when you're out in public, bro?
And you see like a couple holding hands or hugging or kissing, and then you just remember
you're gonna die alone?
You know what I mean?
I don't know.
I don't know.
I swear to God.
It never leaves you.
Chat, it doesn't leave you, bro.
You know, bro, like, they should just ban, you should, y'all, bro, if you're
in a relationship, you're banned from hugging in public.
You can't kiss in public.
You can't hug, you can't even hold hands.
Because all the single people have to watch that, bro,
and then go home and jerk off to their body pillow.
Well, all right.
Not everybody does that.
But, bro, it's banned.
That is banned.
I'm drinking like tea or coffee in this mug,
and then there's-
That would be girlfriend over, actually.
That would be girlfriend.
You know, on the back here with the king's thumbs up,
I thought, you know,
it was really, really thoughtful gift by my girlfriend.
Those are always the things-
All right, we get it, bro!
You have a girlfriend!
WE GET IT!
Sorry, blew a gasket.
I'm sorry.
Alright.
Congratulations, boss.
Oh my god.
Wait, is this real?
First nerf?
Oh my god, is this real?
I was gapping.
I didn't even see.
Evo Skeleton broke out a nerf.
These gifts, I feel like, that are a little bit, you know, kind of creative and unexpected
and, you know, I just thought it was really cool.
But anyway, guys, the Evolve Skeleton Barrel is getting a nerf.
a nerf guy?
Yes!
Wait, what about the regular skeleton barrel?
Oh my God, they almost slipped one under the rug there.
What about the regular skeleton barrel?
We didn't forget, we did not forget!
What about the regular skeleton barrel, man?
It's going from 238 to 225, 5% nerf, nothing major, a lot of people expected that this
pump...
I think it needs more, I think it needs more of a nerf.
5% death damage?
That's kind of trash, yo.
I mean, Chad, I agree or disagree.
It needs more of a nerf.
Hey, yo, yo, hey, hey, Chad, let me get this straight, bro.
Don't sit in here and try to count my pauses.
Y'all are not funny.
Stop counting my pauses.
Look, bro, here's what I would do, right?
And look, I'm gonna say this after every nerf we see in this video.
Here's what I would do.
I would nerf the Evolution Skeleton Burial Death Damage by about 7% and I would nerf
the Regular Skeleton Burial Death Damage by about 2%.
Also, maybe on the Evo Skeleton Burial remove one of the Skeletons as well.
And then I think we're good.
Hard.
Would end up getting a Nerf Guys.
It has been a very-
And when we're getting dirty I forget all that is wrong.
Sorry.
evolution recently, especially paired with the Evo-Scarbine, as well as the Evo-Scarbine.
Oh my God!
The Evo-Scarbine better be getting a nerf, too.
It's all coming back to me.
The numbers, Mason!
What do they mean?
That's what we need nerfed.
Evo-Scarbine Barrel, boom, check.
Evo-Scarbine's an army, boom, check.
Boss Bandit, boom, check.
That's all we need.
That's all we need.
Don't nerf anything else.
Breakers just bait spam decks with the bush.
It's been really good recently, so well-deserved nerf, guys.
up we got this hero musketeer guys look bro I'm just gonna come out and say it I
don't think heroes in that kid I don't look maybe I'm being like a total
idiot the hero musky is mid the hero knight is mid the hero giant is very
situational the hero mini pekka in my opinion is probably the best hero and
like here's the guy who knows ball like I play this game every day the hero
mini pekka is probably the only one that I actually think is pretty broken the
So you're musketeers, it's kind of just expensive as hell, I don't know, well this card's gonna be dead now, I mean like a 2 second deploy time, it was already mid, it cost 3 elixir, bro 2 second deploy time is like the same exact deploy time of our royal delivery, right?
Getting a turret deploy time nerf so basically instead of the turret taking a second to deploy, it's gonna be 2 seconds, so this is a really big nerf because what it means is you're essentially gonna have more time to react to her.
Yeah, this card's dead. I would even call this card saying, this might make her just very, very balanced.
I don't...
Alright, maybe like...
Dude, I don't know. Maybe I'm an idiot. Maybe I was dropped on my head as a kid.
Maybe my IQ's 82.
But I don't think the hero musketeer is broken.
Like, the ability's three elixir, dude. That's like an elixir pop plus one.
I don't know. She's good, I guess.
I think it's going to kill the card, but this is enough to where I...
I think it's going to kill the card.
Yeah, especially when you have other options to use as a hero.
I mean, why would you not?
I feel like it's not even going to seem that strong anymore.
And now there might even be some people using the Evolve musketeer.
Yeah, 100%. No, you're not effective.
And not even run the Hero musketeer anymore, because this is a very significant nerf,
but I still think she'll be viable.
100%.
Next up, guys.
This is good.
Remember I'm doctor unbiased. I'm the most unbiased guy you'll ever meet chat's gonna type cap right now as a dude
Who used to hear how many pack up this card's too strong?
If I play golem, I win if I play e giant I win cuz I just get level 20 mini Pekka's out the ass
Then on top of that. I have vines. I could just one shot balloons. It's just this guy's broken
He gets way too much value
Also any of these heroes that have one elixir abilities
They're never going to be bad because it's a one elixir ability now this ability was too elixir you'd probably be terrible
But yeah, this is a good. This is a good nerve. I guess the hero mini Pekka is getting a nerf
This is again another really big nerf. This is the healing percentage getting another nerf
I remember they already reduced it from 50 to 40. They decided to give it another reduction
It's now going from 40 to 30 a 25 percent reduction to the healing very big nerf
I feel like for the hero many pack of this won't actually impact it as much as the musketeer
I think this is actually overall smaller nerf
In my opinion because of the fact that I really slowly wrote the whole gimmick of the hero musketeer is how fast the turret goes down
Now the turret takes forever to go down. So it's just
I'm telling you hero musketeer is going to be terrible now like sir
I still think it's going to be very valuable and I think the musketeer nerf as well as the hero Knight nerf guys kind of balances it out a
Little bit. That's right guys. So oh your own night is actually yeah now
Muhammad like who's the best player in the world said the hero Knight was the best hero
So I'm assuming this nerf is good. He'll hit points nerf
So that shield hit points boss that he got some of that is being taken away that compensation
that he got for the ability to elixir one. So it's getting a 6% shield
hit point reduction going from 819 to 768. I have to say I think that he ended
up being a lot more balanced than people anticipated. That's why he's only
being a 6% nerf to the shield hit points because I think them making the ability
to elixir really did balance him out overall. And I think especially with the
shield hit points nerf, I think the goal of this overall was to make sure
Bro isn't it crazy to think that they literally upped his elixir from 1 to 2 and he's still
a strong card.
Like his ability used to be 1 elixir.
He ended up being stronger after the midi pack on the muscatior nerf and now that he's
getting nerfed too I think they're all going to actually be relatively balanced.
And as I expect you guys the hero giant is not getting a nerf, but they are nerfing
the...
YES!
Yes!
Bro, thank God.
This card promotes the worst type of decks,
the worst type of play styles,
also dude, if you mess up even a millisecond against this card, you are literally eight crowns.
Not one crown, not two crowns, not three crowns, eight crowns. If you mess up at all, it's over.
This guard is stupid. It's gimmicky. Also, that sparky deck is everywhere. I hate this card evolved skeleton army
So this is kind of an interesting nerf. Hopefully they went about it the right way
But basically guys the ghost skeleton speed is going from vast to medium now
I think ah am I drunk or is that just gonna buff it wait wait wait
If the ghost skeleton moves slower, it's going to spend more time on the other side of the arena, which means it's going to be harder to get to.
Like, am I drunk or is this a buff?
This is a nerf overall, but my fear is in some scenarios this might actually benefit the card.
It might be kind of situational because there might be some situations where you want it to go slower,
slower but I might just be overthinking things because you probably do want them
to go fast most of the time. No, you're not overthinking anything. This is a buff.
I'm sorry. Excuse me? It's like the like it's like the Evo Furnace or the Furnace.
The best thing about the Furnace was how slow it moved because it just stayed.
Bro, the whole point of the general is to keep them alive as long as
possible. That's the whole gimmick of the card. If the card is now moving
slower than the regular skeletons, it's going to spend more time on the other side of the arena.
This is a terrible nerf. Great job, Supercell. What's next? You guys gonna, like, piss on our phones?
Especially when it's behind a tank and, you know, you want them to go quick to the tower. I might
just be overthinking things. This probably is an obvious nerf, so maybe they did this the best
way that I disagree not the general not the general oh it's just for the ghosts
oh my everybody oh okay my everybody my everybody my everybody okay possibly
could up because I also don't know if they could inert the shield general
hit points I think this is a nerf I might just be overthinking things but
But I was just, it's making me feel some rare shit.
Oh!
Oh my god, it's happening.
Oh my god, it's happening.
For you, it could actually be a little better, but overall nerf for sure.
Now, this is going to be one that has a lot of people happy.
I'm sure.
The bull.
The Spanish guys is getting a nerf.
Now, okay, one aspect of her is getting a buff, but let's like slow down guys.
This is overall a nerf for sure.
So first of all guys, she's getting a damage nerf and a dash damage nerf essentially.
So her damage is going from 268 to 245 which is about a 9% nerf and that's also going
to mean her dash damage which is twice the amount.
It's going from 537 to 491.
So that's a pretty significant nerf to her damage.
Her hit speed though is getting a buff.
It's going from 1.2 to 1.1 which means she is going to attack a little faster.
Now I really hope they didn't mess this up and this actually is a buff but I do think
this is a nerf.
At the bare minimum this is a rework.
They do consider it a nerf even themselves so hopefully that is the case and maybe
if there's some play testing and they realize she's still maybe a little strong it's
debatable whether it's a nerf.
they could increase the damage you got nerfed by a little bit more but the
bottom line is guys it does seem like this is a nerf finally it's to the boss
bandits you guys believe your thoughts in the comments below if you guys do
think that this is a nerf but we'll see as time plays out the furnace guys is
getting a buff it's getting a hit speed I like this you guys know I love the
furnace the only time I ever got top 70 in this game was when I used the
I love this car. So it's basically going from 1.8. He did sort of get killed
This is a pretty big bop to the furnace because this also impacts the evolve furnace. I'm pretty sure regular furnace
We know it's pretty bad, but the evolution
This might make it really good again. Maybe it would have been better to do 1.7 instead of 1.6
But they decided to do it point to bop to the hit speed. This is going to be a very noticeable bop without a doubt
Nice guys, really good really good. Hopefully they didn't overdo it as we do the furnace meta
Which was crazy not too long ago, but I think this will make it pretty balanced and not too OP
The ramrider guys is also getting a buff because this is interesting. I the ramriders. I always forget about the ramrider. I
Feel like everybody uses hog
So chat anybody got any y'all use ramrider. This is kind of interesting. They nerf term
around the time when the Prince and the recruits got that charge nerf and they
realized the impact of the ramrider too much guys so they're giving her a hit
speed buff it's going from 1.8 to 1.7 a 6% buff to her hit speed and I think
this is well deserved because she's been used a lot less recently.
Yeah, I probably play against the ramrider like once every two days I would say, once every three days.
be a little better among the other conditions in the game and maybe make her viable inside
of things like Pekka and Meganite again. So I think this is a pretty good buff overall.
Giant Skeleton!
I love the Giant Skeleton, bro. Bro, the season I got my top 1600 finish, I was using Giant
Skeleton graveyard. I love Giant Skeleton, bro.
to the deathbomb damage is being increased by 25% going from 535 to 576. Well deserved in my
opinion. I think he's been very much only awkward decks but never really a requirement
or anything so this is just gonna make him more of a threat. Little prince guy is another
well deserved boss. Dude, LP keeps getting buffed bro. It makes sense though. I feel
Like out of all the champions probably the least use
Goblin's times we're gonna use the line graveyard and not border to yeah, this is cool to see LP is pretty under use
Say definitely without it out the worst champion among the others. He's just getting another damage buff basically. It's going from
99 to 104 just a 5% it's such a cool card
I'll be taking us all one a while ago or there was a bug actually where he got a damage buff
But then it got reverted
But then a lot of people are saying that shouldn't have been reverted because he wasn't even that good after the damage buff
So they're basically just giving him that buff now and now it's not a bug and he actually gets to keep it
I think that's what it is actually because it Mohammed light I think was talking about that
So now he basically just gets the buff and it stays so I think this is a great way of buffing him
Definitely no complaints there and lastly guys the graveyard is getting a rework
I don't know if this is a buff or a nerf, but essentially guys the spawn pattern is going to be
More predictable now. It's not going to be random. It's going to be fixed
But what this means is the skeleton count is going from 13 to 14
It is going to have an extra skeleton, but you're going to know where the skeletons are spawning now
Maybe it's going to be like a clock or a timer
So it just kind of spawns on the edges and it's consistent
Where it spawns, you know exactly where it does every time
So maybe them adding one skeleton to it is fair because now it's not going to be RNG in random
So we'll see how this plays out
But this has been something a lot of the pros have been calling for for a long time a graveyard rework
So I think overall this is a good change if it was done correctly
I'm not really sure I feel about this
So graveyard gains a skeleton, but it loses its RNG factor I
think this is a buff? Because, bro, the thing about graveyard RNG that nobody talks about
is the graveyard RNG can benefit you or hurt you as the graveyard player. There's sometimes
where I'll just get the worst spawn points ever, but now it just gets another skeleton.
I do think against pros, though, if they know where every skeleton is going to spawn,
It's probably, graveyard's probably going to be worse against pros, but better against
casual players, I think, that's like my guess.
So that's going to be it guys, definitely make sure to leave your thoughts in the comments
below.
Honestly, not bad, like, probably their best balance changes?
I mean, graveyard is getting reworked.
Oh, this is gameplay.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, this is gameplay, okay.
rework via a run out API wait let me see the after oh so it goes oh it's gonna be
the same every time, okay? So it goes...
One in the upper middle, one in the lower left, one in the upper right.
Yeah, I don't necessarily know if this is going to make graveyard better or worse.
Maybe it'll make it a little bit worse. I mean, at least they gave it an extra skeleton.
If they didn't give it an extra skeleton it would have been a huge nerf, but actually I
don't know, I don't know dude, graveyard being RNG kind of hurts the, I don't know, I don't
know actually, I don't know.
Sure, what do you guys think?
Do you guys think this is a nerf or a buff or kind of impartial?
Foot cream already applied to QC, already applied to foot cream, appreciate you.
Ask Riley, wait let me call him.
Let me call him.
Let me call him.
Let me call him.
Hey, Rock?
What's up?
Wait, Radar, did you just wake up?
Like 30 minutes ago?
Sorry, sorry, okay. Okay. I thought
Oh, you've been up, okay, okay. Um, yeah, bro, rally first off. Did you have a hobby jolly Christmas? I
Did bro, did you yes? Yes, dude. I made a hot cocoa and watch movies, bro
Yeah, yeah, maybe our next Christmas we just snuggled up or whatever
Yeah, I agree. I agree. We can get like matching pajamas too.
Oh yeah, that'd be so cute. Yes. Yeah, whatever. Oh, I actually, I forgot why I even called.
Why did I call? I'm getting lost. Oh yeah, Riley. Okay, Bradley, what do you think of
graveyard rework? Do you think it's better or worse?
as a card or like for people as a card um to be fair i feel like it's gonna take a
lot of time to figure out because like there's going to be like a predictable pattern now
but like maybe that predictable pattern will just be better against some matchups
like say that you have goblins in your deck well maybe the new pattern that goblins won't
do that well again yes okay that makes sense but the same about curry maybe the
balcony will be really good against the pattern yeah because you'll know we're
like the majority of them are gonna spawn yeah got it but then like Nate you
have a hardware doesn't matter where you put it it's doing a bunch of damage
regardless but maybe with this graveyard you could have gone really lucky and
they would have spawned really badly yeah and you would have got it like
I think it's gonna take at least like a few weeks to figure out which cards are better or worse against it.
Got it. Yeah, I feel kind of impartial because they did give it an extra skeleton, which is cool.
But, um, Rowdy, what did you think of the rest of the changes?
Okay, I'm not gonna lie. They finally released a good balance.
Please be though, ease. I agree, bro. I agree.
One thing I was really happy about is that they didn't only nerf heroes and call it a battle exchange
after just like bombing the game randomly with a bunch of broken stuff.
They like nerfed the boss bandit, they nerfed like the ego skeleton barrel, the ego skeleton army.
Yes, dude.
I'm not gonna lie, since I've returned to this game like eight months ago, I think this is my all-time favorite balance changes dude.
Like, they nerfed the Skelling Barrel, which I was begging for for like months.
They nerf the heroes, they nerf the fucking boss bandit which I was also begging for for months.
I think graveyard shouldn't be RNG, I don't think that's like good for the game.
I think it's just dumb too.
Because bro, the other thing about graveyard being RNG is like, sometimes it hurts the graveyard player.
Like sometimes you can get the worst spawns ever.
Yeah, it's shitty. I don't think any RNG should be in the game if it's a skill game.
LP, getting a buff is good.
good he's like the most underused chain too bad furnace got a buff which is good I think they
like killed that card they do so maybe it'll come back I want to go six person dude yeah bro I
actually got my best finish with giant skeleton remember the giant skeleton graveyard first half
deck yes dude that deck was so fucking fun wait what was the other buff oh my god you're right
bro your rights what what would you what would you add like if you could add a
nerve yes well I fucking hate him golden night I literally hate him
Yeah, I agree.
Basically, every time you defend a Golden Knight, you already know in the back of your
mind you're going to have to defend two abilities, every time.
Yeah, yeah. And then like if you're trying to push, then you can build you on Ethan, and then they have another one off of them that's super fast. It's like, damn, bro.
Bro, yeah. And they finally nerfed Boss Bandit. Thank God. I think it's your W, bro.
Dude, it's a massive build of you. It came at the right time, two kids yesterday.
It's like the only one for Christmas with a fire of balance, even though they came up with it. So maybe I have to take that back.
That was your Christmas wish.
I don't know, I was just thinking for a minute, I got really mad at the Musketeers here for it, so W balances.
Nice ride. Well, bro, thank you for your input, Radley. I'll let you go, bro, but thank you now.
Alright, man, have a great street.
Yep, happy New Year's and holly jolly Christmas, right?
Yes, real happy New Year's.
He's so cute, bro.
Dude, um, yeah, I don't know. I love this. I love it. I don't know. This is...
You guys know, bro. I'm a complainer and don't type we know don't fucking type we know
Yeah, y'all know I like to bitch bro, right chat. I like to complain. I'd like to yeah, bro
I like to complain we know yeah, but like
Honestly, I don't have that much complaints. Like yeah, there's a couple of things. They probably could have nerfed the golden night
I agree. I look he completely forgot about him. He's fucking broken
Not like okay. He's not game-breaking, but like he's very strong
Bro, I think this is, since I've gotten back into this game like eight months ago, honestly,
this is probably the best overall battle changes.
I agree with almost everything on here.
Really good work from the battle scene.
Hey, John, maybe the game isn't doomed after all, man.
Now they just need to add in good updates, bring back global tournaments, and we're
going to be more steps in the right direction.
Evo slots to one instead of two add in more game modes add in more events add in more evos add in more cards
And yeah, but all right chat the next video
We are going to be watching is ranking all 39 evolutions from worst to best chat
I'm gonna pee really quick when I get back where to watch the video chat if you're on the fence about like oh
like what bit like um
Like what evos should I buy and stuff this video is gonna be really good
So I'm going to pee really quick and then I'll be back for it, alright?
Be out of here!
Be out of here!
Alright, Chad. Ladies and gentlemen, I'm excited to watch this video. Chad, these are ranking
All 39 evolutions in Clash Royale from worst to the very best at the end.
I said it before, but chat.
If you're on the fence about what EVO you should buy next or like if you're about to get your
first EVO or if you need an EVO for your tech, this is the best video for you.
It's by Invader bro.
Invader is the top player so it's going to be great.
Today we're ranking every evolution in Clash Royale from worst to best.
We finally no longer have Goblin Drill as the worst evolution.
I agree.
Goblin Giant, they, I'm gonna be honest, I complain about him more than anybody.
They over-nerved this card.
Do not buy this.
Like, this is a waste of money.
You could literally burn a $5 bill, or $12 bill.
That doesn't exist.
You get the point.
Pollution and collateral.
And it wouldn't matter if it doesn't exist.
Goblin Giant is sitting here at the throne, I'll give him, at $39.
It's awful.
It's awful.
since he got three whopping nerfs, and that last meta was just Giant and Golem and Lava
being the main beatdown units.
Golem Giant's just put on the shelf.
He probably didn't need three different nerfs the last time we balanced him, but the Clash
Royale team decides that instead of seeing broken cards and nerfing the broken cards
to nerf a deck, we're just going to nerf the win condition, and yeah, he's dead now.
Raw stats don't show the whole picture.
Barbarians have better stats than a few of the cards on this list, but realistically
If a card is used in like two decks and that deck performs well, it kind of performs well regardless of how that evo is doing, but it makes the evo look better.
That's exactly what I'm saying.
Yeah, I think barbarians, the biggest problem isn't even the evolutions necessarily.
Barbarians? The biggest problem is just the barbarians themselves.
Like, it's just too expensive. They don't attack air. They're so susceptible to like spells.
It's just going on with the barbs.
Do not buy barbs, evos.
Nobody in their right mind just sits down and says hey
I want to put the barbs evo in my deck because barbs aren't even that good to begin with and especially in metas where you know
There's a lot of ghosts. There's a lot of slashes. There's no room for barbarians
Ice spirit is one of the like staples of cycle decks that just kind of stopped getting used as the evo
There are so many different options now that when you think about putting an evo in your deck
The ice spirit is no longer a guarantee it used to be super high use rate because all of the cycle decks would be like
Oh, I'm using ice spirit and there's not that many evos in the game. So I'll use the ice spirit evo
That's not the case anymore. There's 38 other really good evos to pick with and when you're playing ghost
Evo and so many different decks right now
You kind of just leave out the ice spirit and that's that makes sense
The spirit also has a 45% win rate and all the ultimate champion in the last week
That is abysmally bad
That's kind of fell out of the meta as minions got buffed and I think I really like the minions buff
Honestly, I can see how they're a bit oppressive and they were definitely broken.
They've been toned down a little bit now, but you can see the minions are just a better, more consistent version of bats.
So if minions are being used over bats, bats aren't even going to be used, regardless is their Evo going to be used.
So, bats aren't being used at all, their Evo isn't being used at all, and when it does get used, it's just, it's alright,
but you'd rather save an Evo slot and use a stronger card in the minions.
Now, the Goblin Joel Evo did get better.
It's no longer the worst evo in the game because it has more goblins that spawn on the
Submerge the breeze
That's the right word of the second and third goblin drills. So now you're getting more goblins getting a chance
Doesn't make the drill that good because again the same problem with the ice, but there's so many different evos to pick
You're guaranteed to probably use snowball with your evo
Or with your goblin drill decks because it's just
I wonder what's going to happen.
And also, cannon is just usually used in most drill decks and is way better than the Evo drill.
So even though the drill got buffed, it's still the odd man out.
Now, Pekka is being used as a card again.
It's honestly not even used as an Evo that often.
You have Pekka Bridge BAM decks with the addition of the Evo Ghost.
Now, having battle ram and ghost in their decks, and Pekka has just kind of left out.
If Pekka doesn't really...
Yeah, I feel like the biggest problem with Pekka Evo is a lot of Evo's in the game
make themselves stronger against what they're weaker at, but like the Evo Peca doesn't get any
better. Like he still just gets rolled by Swarm. I don't know. The Evo Peca is just awkward. The Peca
is a good card, but again, I wouldn't recommend buying any of these opening like 10 or 15 Evo's.
Like actually it's heal is, you know, maybe if you're going up against beat down, it'll heal
against more thick units. It'll heal more impactfully. The majority of the time you're
you're gonna heal like the 5 HP against some mediocre mid-sized unit or some cheap unit.
It's not worth using.
Jack, imagine if it's Ibo Pekka where he like does splash for like his first shot or something.
I don't know, that would be hilarious.
Usually the value will get out of Ibo Pekka, you'll get out of a normal Pekka and it's
more impactful to use the other better evolutions.
Bomber isn't awful, but again it's another victim of the raw stats.
Bomber's win percentage is like really high and it's just kind of because it's
used in like one or two decks, both of which are really good against mid ladder players
and for climbing. So obviously you're going to see wind percentages like just you can't
base your whole thing off wind percentages. Bomber is not really that impactful. Is it
very versatile and although it does some cool things.
Yeah, the reason why you can't base everything off wind percentage is if a card is actually
incredibly good, like for example Skeletons. Skeletons are going to be in so many
different decks. So its wind percentage is going to be like stagnant, you know
because Skeletons can fit into 40 decks so like it's just it's gonna be if we're
just gonna be dead down the middle but it's still like top like 10 card in the
game just because it's over stuff is being propped up by the fact that it's
decked in giant Prince is really good and you don't have another Evo to play
outside of the bomber so you just use the bomber hunter is a decent Evo the
problem being that again with the Evo ghost being I'm not no spoiler well
spoilers the Evo goes to okay no spoilers but the Evo goes being better
than the hunter the RG being better than the hunter you once again have okay this
isn't a terrible evo but that being said there are better options clear better
options to use yeah so I'll use those instead of the hunter doesn't mean I
would never buy that you care with not really having that much versatility you'd
rather just use the other evos and he gets I wonder where he's gonna put the
wizard is one of the first evos on the list so far that doesn't have that
issue where he's being used in decks with
okay now the wizard you could buy if you
actually use the wizard in your main deck
you have him high enough level you could
buy I think the wizard performs really
well in mid-latter too because like a lot
of them like don't like they just give
it too much value like I feel like a lot
of mid-latter players are the type of
people to like fireball a wizard like
when it's evo which literally does
nothing because all it does is take off
the shield I think evo wizard is the
first evo on this list where you
could actually buy him and like it's
not a horrible idea he just sucks
Like the wizard Evo the shield was really nice
He gets kind of a pain in the ass to kill, but you also have to use the normal wizard
So the wizard Evo would be a lot better if you didn't have to use the normal wizard
The biggest problem with the Evo wizard is the wizard
Yeah, I'd say the wizard because he's awful and usually way too expensive for what he does most of the time
Although his Evo will do some cool things sometimes again
You have to play with the normal wizard so Dark Goblin is pretty unique because although he does suffer the same
Well, there's a lot of Evo's that are like I'd rather use something other than him
He is really good as a base card. Yeah, I agree the evo dark goblin is incredible
But I feel like all of the decks he's in you have to use the other evos like the evil wallbreakers the evil goblin barrels
The evil Valkyries like I don't know
I just feel like he's always in these broken decks evo spelling barrel evil mortar where like you can't use him
But he is good
There's almost no reason to not use his base card because he gets so much value and because the evil
Well, it's nice sometimes is pretty niche and you're better off sticking with maybe a Valk Evo and a barrel Evo in your bait deck
I like that!
Ghost version of the deck and so the Dark Goblin, he does the same thing
He usually does just get crazy amounts of value as a base card. He doesn't need his Evo
So that's why he's not one of the better Evo's in the game
Next up are archers and although they are pretty easy to take out if you catch somebody by surprise
Or if you set up the right scenario
You are gonna get a ton of value out of the evil archers and they're always a card that your opponent needs to be prepared for
The problem being it's really easy to take them out
especially if your opponent's running arrows or if you don't play them really really well you see them shine in
Expo and pretty much nowhere else unfortunately because
Like the wizard you've got to use the normal archers and unfortunately wet paper towel shooting isn't the best form of damage
the night evo is
Let's just say he got phased out by the ghost there is only
But, well this is wrong if you, you know, take advice from mid-ladder players.
There's only usually room for one mini tank in your deck.
One being, you could use Hybrid, Mini Pekka, Valkyrie, Knight, Dark Prince, Royal Ghosts.
So, people are just starting to play the Royal Ghosts because it's the most broken Evo in the game.
Then are we gonna use the Knight?
Okay, I said Ghosts nine times. I have a theory of what he's gonna say is number one.
Oh, so maybe he's not that bad of an Evo, but the stats have notably declined
and that's just because the Ghost is better in every way.
the night still jack of all trades still versatile but come on he's
he can't compare to the ego ghost and i promise now we are moving out of the all
he just says everything's based off the ego ghost
the furnace evo uh... kinda got nerfed to the ground and honestly there hasn't
been
that big of a reason for him falling off he just got nerfed like four times so
he got nerfed four times the meta is kinda like
not as bad anymore you know it used to be number one
normal broken furnace isn't as broken as it once was so
The furnace and the evo furnace getting significant nerfs has kind of knocked him down a lot
and he's also being replaced by other ranged units
so, you know, if there's like stuff like the recently buffed Zappies
you don't really need this card, he doesn't do that much of a unique effect on your deck
so most people just aren't using the furnace anymore
Now the Goblin Barrel is a pretty solid, you know, win condition
Yeah, I think we're starting to get to the point to where like, like
buying it, if you buy a Evo Goblin Barrel, it's not a terrible purchase.
The first 10 Evos were all probably pretty terrible to buy.
We're getting to the point to where like now the Evo's starting to get a little bit better.
Sometimes the problem is it's really easy to take out and bait is not the greatest thing in the meta right now
which is kind of just, you know, we could sit here and go for a while about why bait isn't the best thing in the meta.
It's just not good in the meta and obviously if your win condition isn't that good you can't rank the win condition that high.
You can still outplay people with bait, especially as you're climbing up the ranks, but as you get the top ladder, there's just more and more counters to it.
It's honestly just not in the great spot right now, so Goblinbear will therefore directly not in a great spot.
Royal recruits are a decent Evo that are really easy to use and have been ranked higher in the past.
I mean, 25 is kind of low for recruits, but recruits are just not that great in the meta right now.
You have a lot of swarm, you have a lot of swarm counters, you have a lot of splash cards in the meta.
You have a lot of anti recruit decks in the meta and so therefore we aren't seeing very much recruits in the meta
Which is a little bit of a surprise given that we were like, oh Evo hoggies. That's kind of in they're kind of not even being used
It's mainly Cajun recruits are used in that deck that you probably know what I'm talking about
You probably face recruits if you're in like league let the Grand Champion League a ton
But I mean honestly they're not that hard to deal with right now because most of the meta does counter them
And so again, you won't see that many of them either recruits just kind of mid right now firecracker is a decently strong evo
Her downside being she's really easy to take out and she does hand out free king tower activations and hoggy Q is
Definitely still reeling from the nerf that it got to three card cycle because it was a lot better before the nerf
And of course this is situational
I've mentioned when playing the deck in a video that I think that the three card cycle being gone is good for like
mid ladder and stuff but for top ladder cycling versus cycle deck stuff like that it gets a lot
harder firecracker is just she's never going to be one of the best evolutions of the game because
of how easy she is to take out and she gets decent value sometimes so she's just all right musketeer
as a ranged card is just better than the firecracker gets more consistent value is able to outplay
easier and more because she's able to snipe things like without you having to worry the only
thing you have to worry about I guess is you know somebody blocking something but she is
easier to use against countering buildings, countering counters from across the arena,
and she's pretty consistent. The one issue with her being that you kind of have to like,
you have to play her a certain way to get the Evo to work properly, and so sometimes
you're not going to be able to do that. You're going to have to wait.
Yes, she definitely takes some brain cells to use. I feel like a lot of Evos don't take
any brain cells to use. You just put them down and the card does its magic.
But like, if you put the Evo Musketeer into skeletons, you know, you're probably just
trash. You know what I mean? Like it does take some skill to use. Probably more skill than most Evo.
It's the Evo Musk because usually when you're playing Evo Musk, you're going to have to cycle a
lot of musks as your main DPS card, which is why you see decks like 2.6 not running Evo Musk,
because they're oftentimes not going to be able to use it properly. Now the text that Evo is,
you know, not bad. It's a good solid building. We're getting into the range.
I would actually draw this a little bit higher. I think most and it's like his favorite building
I would throw this in like the top 15 probably the Tesla Evo is really good
I personally like it more than the Canon Evo in my opinion where I think Canon Evo is probably harder to use though
Definitely has a higher skill ceiling, but maybe higher EV on it like expected value or whatever
You know we have to rank the Evo's in order and we're starting to get where all these Evo's are they're good
They're decent they're decent just some are better than the others and you know it being
22 doesn't make it bad the Tesla Evo's just not
Yeah, none of these are bad at this point.
It's a great building, Evo, and honestly,
I mean, there are probably better options
to use in certain Cycle Dex,
but you see plenty of Evo Tesla and Expo
and Drill and things like that,
and they can get a lot of value situation at least.
They're not a bad Evo.
I probably wouldn't buy it,
but I mean, it's not a bad Evo.
Now, Lumberjack is really good,
but he's limited by the amount of decks he fits in,
so obviously, you're not gonna see the versatility
of another mini tank roll like we've talked about.
Yes.
Lumberjack, another example of like,
Very good card, but very niche. You only see him in like Lumberloon, and rarely will you see him in like a Gold on Lutac maybe.
He's better than the Knight Evo, but usually when you're running Minitank you go Valkyrie or Minipeka for damage, or you go Dark Prince for the shield, or you go, you know, different, they're ghosts.
I think you realize why the Lumberjack is such a niche card is because how fast he is, because like, the Knight keeps up with a lot of troops, the Valkyrie keeps up with a lot of troops, like,
You can combo graveyards with it. I mean if you tried to use graveyard lumberjack
It would just be a disaster. He doesn't have that much help. He moves out like the speed of a hog rider
He's just too awkward like he only really works with balloon. Oh
Golden night. Okay, we'll move on from blaming everything on the ghost but lumberjack
He's gonna beat down Bex. It's ton of value. Good lumber loon. You always have to worry about him
He's an extra thing you have to worry about and he can get a lot of extra damage kill some extra cards
pretty decent Evo in select decks. The border Evo has seen a bit of a comeback.
It kind of like went from this is one of the most broken things in the game to
God this is completely unusable to now it's just a decent Evo. It's decent.
It's usable in the meta. It's not the worst thing ever. Mortar has seen
better days but Mortar is extremely viable right now. It's not one of the
better decks in the game but it's viable. You can win with it.
Mortar Evo plays a big part in that. He transforms a card that does basically
Nothing to something that can end the game with just one lock on the top if you're on the fence about a deck to upgrade
I think mortar might be the best deck to upgrade because like
First off. It's a common card
second
Mortar is never game-breaking, but it's also never out of the meta like I think it's really dumb to like
spend a bunch of money on a deck where like
You know, it's you know, it's gonna be nerfed in a week the mortar. It's it's never at the top of a meta
It's never at the bottom meta. A lot of the decks in mortar are also commons like goblin gang bats
Skeleton barrel it's really easy to max out mortar decks. I think mortars probably if you're free to play
It's probably the best deck to level up in my opinion or so. Maganite is a solid card
Dealing with really it's really good on defense doesn't do that much on offense to be honest
But there are ways to do the same defense that you do with the Maganite Evo with other cards without having to commit to
whole seven elixir evo so that's why he's not the one of the best evos in the
game. In front of dragon is one of the better evos in the game and honestly it
has a really high skill, almost a skill ceiling, no it just sits there. It has a
really high ceiling in the fact that it can just completely win you the game.
There are times however when iDragon is just gonna go up against like bait
decks and cycle decks and it's gonna get absolutely no value and there are
times of course when you get to the tower but other times when it just
gets completely countered and it's like dang this is really a waste of an evo it did absolutely nothing so really high ceiling and
Really really low floor for the eye-dragging though, which is very much higher. We've got diddy, baby
And the diddy cage
Honestly pretty similar to the eye-dragging the fact that the vet the skip off not the skill ceiling again
But the value ceiling of the card is like way up there
It can get crazy amounts of value a counter entire packet can tire each entire golem the floor is the floor and
and the floor is doing absolutely nothing that the normal cage wouldn't do,
especially now that they changed the final two evos that had stat buffs, the Valk in the cage,
to not have stat buffs anymore, so he's never going to do anything special, even if the cage doesn't do anything.
So it depends on the deck and depends on the matchup, but it can't be higher than this just because there are matchups for the cage.
We'll do literally nothing.
Evo Skellies are a pretty solid Evo that are a definitely, they're definitely harder to use than most evos.
Alright Chad, we're almost into the top 15 here out of 39 evos.
Starting to get good.
In the game, but for one elixir, you will have the potential to apply massive, massive amounts of pressure and get crazy evos.
Bro, I would say this, like, the evos skeletons have the potential, and always will, have the potential of being the best bailout in the game.
Bro, the evos skeletons are probably the only card in the game where you can actually be down 9 elixir and defend with them if your opponent doesn't have like a mini spell.
a sapper arrows like because even if they have arrows they have to overspend but like
dude the Evo Skellies can get you the craziest defenses of all time dude. Oh you and the problem
being they're not just they're not just super easy to play you can't just plop them down you have to
you know usually tank for them with something or wait for the right opportunity when your opponent
doesn't have the right counter. Gotta keep track of sight. And so it's a bit hard to get value out
of them but when they do it's insane value usually and you're always going to get more
value than what you paid for given their only one elixir. I feel like battle ram may be ranked a little
bit higher than it actually is but statistically speaking battle ram is one of the best evos in
clash rail especially against these players. Why did the battle ram just kill the goblins? Is that
actually what it does against goblins? Wait are we dead ass? I feel like battle ram may be
ranked a little bit higher than it actually is, but statistic...
Wait, what?
BattleRam kills...
How did I not know this?
Strictly speaking, BattleRam kills goblins since when?
Since when?
That's actually kind of good.
BattleRam is one of the best evos in ClashRail, especially against these players
as you're pushing up Goldimit Champion, as you're pushing up to the trophy road.
It's a solid EVO on top ladder as well.
I never have to worry about BattleRam because I use Boulder,
which is literally like the hardest counter ever to BattleRam.
It's hilarious.
They don't even hit the Boulder.
Of course, in these Pekka Bridge Bam Decks or honestly just Bridge Bam Decks
even without the Pekka, the thing being, if you know what you're doing
and you set up an EVO BattleRam correctly, boom, you win the entire game.
Like the thing that the EVO BattleRam adds to Bridge Bam Decks is irreplaceable.
Like you're able to win matchups.
You have no business winning just off of the evo battle ram and setting up a correct evo battle ram positioning
So you cannot understate how much value this evo gives you even if it's not used as much as other evos that are below it
On the cheer list it can win you the entire game right top 15. You know snowball is honestly pretty solid
There's a lot of decks that really just can't fit a snowball in it
All right, the worst thing about the evo snowball and I've been using this card on and off for like eight months
is it only fits in the two dachs throw. In like top ladder, like top 2000, 3000, normally we're on that,
evo snow only gets used in drill and giant gray guard. That is literally it. Occasionally in that
battle ram boss bandit deck, like that bridge spam deck, that's it. Which is why it's not ranked in
the top 10, but evo snowball especially with things like drill is so so strong because you're
able to just not even on offense strictly talk about the defensive value you're
gonna bail yourself out of crazy defensive situations and just get a man's I
tried to say amazing and immense at the same time value out of this card that
you definitely shouldn't be like it's the definition of a bailout you can get
yourself out of a crazy defense I want to put with you probably don't have
getting really strong spell even I'm up next up is the e-drag one of the
Electro Dragon's highest ranking right so I'm gonna say this now that we're getting into like the top 15
if you buy any of these that's totally fine like the Evo E Dragon is
Disgusting like if you're a golden player you need the Evo E drag like it's just this card is gross
Brown you can't if you buy any of the evos in the top 15
I don't think it's possible to go wrong
lately and this is kind of a little surprising but the E drag is just really really good in a select few decks like
Gollum, like E-Gollum, Gollum, Lumberloon.
There's other decks like the Pongai, Ramrider deck, where E-Drag is just really good in.
And you'll see E-Drag just kind of being that really underrated Ebo
that I think you could argue will go lower on the list, and you probably have a fair argument for that.
But it's, Peak is just so easy to play, it's just so easy to play to counterbeat down decks.
If beatdown's in the meta, E-Drag gets better.
It's just such a broken fundamental concept where you just,
things close to each other, things die. That's how it works. Only thing we can stop it is a
lightning or a stun to reset the chain of the E-drag. Really strong Evo. Again, you can probably
argue it lower, but right now in the current beatdown meta, and just type of that sort of meta,
E-drag gets crazy value, and also it's really good. Which is really good. Next up is the
Evo witch, who's definitely seen a downturn, I think, but that's...
I don't know. I think the witch is... I was gonna say like top five, but maybe I'm biased
just because I used it, but like, I don't know. I thought the witch is better than top
twelve.
Kind of just based on the meta. She's still a really strong evolution. Good in very few
decks right now, that's kind of the problem, but she's really hard to kill, especially
with some of the decks that are being run in the meta right now. There's a lot of
things that are just like, oh dang, this is kind of hard. I can't really kill the
witch, she just sits there and gets crazy amounts of value. Giant graveyard seeing a bit of a comeback
witch is just sitting there, she's kind of just waiting for the meta to settle and then
she's going to find her spot, but being really hard Evo to kill, being pretty versatile for most of
the ladder meta, an entropy road, an ultimate champion, whatever it may be, which really strong.
Zap is a top three most used Evo in all of Clashwell, I could be corrected, it might be four,
I forget with a 13% use rate and all of them are champion.
There's a reason for this.
And I think there is a valid argument to say it's better than snowball because of the double damage, the double stun,
the ability to pair it with other spells.
I said this is literally every ranking video.
The ability to pair it with other spells to that monitor keeps shutting off and it is pissing me off.
Don't know what it is, but I probably...
Oh, jiggled the cable.
It's app. You pair it with, you know, Fireball. You kill E-Drags. You pair it with Fireball. You kill Queens.
You pair it with fireball, you kill three musketeers, you pair it with, um, you just buy itself because Dark Goblins, Firecrackers, Minions, there's so many things you can do with this app, and so many different decks that can run this app, mainly beatdown decks, but also breakdown decks and things like that, so no one's going to get value out of this.
In my opinion, a top three Evo to buy, if you're looking for a Evo to buy, because it fits into so many decks, it rarely ever gets moved out of the meta or into a meta, it's always at the top of the meta.
It's just always going to be around, bro. Physically, it's like the safest purchase.
It's never not going to get value, and it sometimes can change the entire course of the game.
Skeleton Bear will leave a really really strong still especially with bait decks very certain bait decks
Yeah, I mean this thing just got a nerf like as of two hours ago. So maybe I'll move the ranking out a little bit
It's still a good card. It takes four brain cells to use. You just put it out the bridge every time it's in your hand
It's like I hate this card so much
But it is really good in the meta and I point to a specific Royal Ghost Frascals bait deck where Skeleton Bear
just really strong and Skelly Barrel is a few decks. Bro, I think Invader like goons to the
Royal Ghost. He's literally said Royal Ghost like 18 times. Really good end, but it's just that
double impact damage, extra skeletons. You can't ignore this thing at all and it does require
you to be more careful and more well timed with the response to it. So a lot more can go wrong
and a lot more can go right as the user of the Skelly Barrel. It's oftentimes going to get
crazy amounts of value for just three elixir. Now, Wallbreakers did get that nerf, but
But don't let that fool you, they are still an extremely strong EVO for only two elixir.
How the hell do I count of these things?
Don't even get, don't even start, like you can't do it for two elixir or less.
You can't like counter them at all, like I'm from, for most of them.
Yeah bro, name one, like I'll give you a challenge.
Name one, two elixir card that can full counter the wall breakers.
Spoiler alert, you can.
Snowball doesn't count of the EVO wall breakers, Log doesn't count of the EVO wall breakers,
Zap doesn't count as evil wall breakers.
I'm pretty sure even Evo Zap doesn't count
as evil wall breakers.
The only way to stop these things is to overspend,
which is why it's such a good Evo.
Dex, you gotta have a spirit log ready and well timed
and a lot of the times when you're going up
against a wall breaker Dex,
you're not gonna be able to have that luxury.
So it is definitely difficult to counter the wall breakers
and counter everything else in the deck at the same time.
Maybe don't think of it as just straight up,
oh, there's so many counters to wall breakers,
but also, will I have those counters available
when dealing with a wall breaker evo deck
that also has so many other spam cards or bait cards in it.
The answer, usually no,
and these things can also be used on defense.
A little bit of personal bias mixed into this one, but...
This card is so underrated.
This card is disgustingly underrated.
It's never in the battle of changes,
it never gets nerfed, it never gets buffed.
It is the most awkward card
in all of this game to play into.
There's not a single card I can even name
that I wanna play and do an Evo XZ,
like not a singular card.
It's just so awkward to play and do it.
Every time I play against it,
I end up just going other lane from it
and then I just lose.
Not that much, okay?
The Evo XZ is a complete defensive like unit.
This thing knocks things back.
He does bonus damage.
Yeah, because like the only cards
that do good against the XZ is melee cards.
But when it's an Evo XZ, it has a knockback.
So like the melee just cancels out.
Like, this card never gets talked about.
It's so good.
Like, if you, again, if you're looking for an Evo,
your Dex defense is pretty flimsy, get this.
This Evo is insane.
He'll claw the entire lane up by himself
and deals with insane sizes of pushes,
not even using NATO.
But of course, XE Dex, they usually have NATO in them
because the city is just that good.
And so you're going to be able to just
playing correctly, not have any problems with any single push in the entire game.
Evo X is going to get you out of crazy situations and also on offense,
all he needs to do is get a little bit close to the front of the bridge.
With the NATO, with the lineup, he's going to be hitting that tower as well.
So it's really hard to also create an offense, but he's getting that bonus damage
and getting bonus interactions that he usually doesn't get,
that usually throw the defender off.
Now the Hoggies come in at number seven and a big, big, big, big reason for this
is they're really finicky interaction with buildings when they're in the air.
So usually the building placement you'll play for the normal royal hogs
does not work for the evil royal hogs, and two or more of them will split and go directly to that tower.
Not to mention they do have the impact damage, which is going to let them not kill buildings easier,
but if they get to the tower, deal more tower damage,
and that can be just make or break what wins you the entire game with Hoggy's decks,
because you're not going to have that three card cycle benefit from a lot of the decks that
hoggies were the win-con in so you're gonna have tons of success with the
Evo hoggies and people are really underrating them they're really really
strong especially because of the reasons I mentioned and although they're not the
most flashy Evo of all time they're very very good. Royal Giant is having one of
its best metas in a very long time last season was one of them this
continues this season and Royal Giant is just you know maybe the Evo flat
out the Evo if we're ranking the strength of every single Evo
regardless of the card which I feel like is stupid look bro all you got to say
is when we watched CRL Worlds two months ago it was used in probably 80 to 90% of
the best of threes like that the best players in the world with hundreds of
thousand dollars on the line use this card in 80 to 90% of the best of threes
like period this card is disgusting to do it doesn't really make sense it
wouldn't be that high up because all he does is stomp the ground right but
But he's crazy.
He's crazy good in the meta right now, especially because the best debo in the game, we're getting
close to it, is a staple in the Royal Giant deck.
His Stomp will allow you to win entire games because if you think about it, there are Royal
Giant games where the majority of them are played all the way out to overtime.
They take five minutes.
You win based off a little couple hundred damage or something like that.
And you're going to be able to get bonus hits because of the Royal Giant knocking
things off of him.
All you need sometimes is that one Royal Giant hit to win you the game, he will do that with
the Evo, he's really strong in the meta, makes him a top 6 Evo in the game.
Now Skeleton Army, I hope you haven't had to deal with this, and you might be like
what the hell is this Skelly Army doing at the top 5.
I have seen, like over time, I was a scummy doubter too, and then I saw that you can
literally place this thing so it's like impossible to deal with the general Larry,
you can just trap General Jerry, stop for a little bit, forgive me, he just sits
behind things.
It's impossible to kill them without committing both of your spells, and if you're not playing
a deck with multiple splash units or multiple things, you're going to have to deal with
other stuff similar to the wall breakers while you're dealing with General Jerry.
We're in the top five now.
This card, it got nerfed two hours ago.
This card still grows.
They slowed down the speed of it, especially in mid ladder, like 9k trophies, 8k trophies.
Players are not going to have a singular clue how to defend against this.
They're just going to get three crowns.
You can't kill General Jerry.
You have infinite skills.
The only responsibility you have as the player of the Evo Scarming is to protect the general.
That is literally it.
It is so...
You can throw all of, like, everything at the...but the kitchen sink in front of this guy.
If you keep him alive, you win.
It's like that simple.
So difficult to kill him in certain circumstances.
I remember that that board gives me PTSD.
You're gonna have such a hard time dealing with this card in the majority of times.
Sometimes you'll get lucky or sometimes you have really good splash or your opponent
doesn't know how to play them.
But if you're going against a good opponent with a lot of pressure, this part is a nightmare.
Your favorite cannon glazers here and back to put the cannon once again inside the top four
because it's a really strong building used in almost every cycle deck.
Can be used in other decks as well.
Just gets crazy value because you can use a defensive building on offense.
You can get knocked back.
You can play it normally on defense to kill things at the bridge.
You can play a high up to kill things with your push.
You can just get so much value out of a building that already gets a ton of value every time it's played.
The barrage, extremely effective at clearing out areas, getting that knockback, getting extra bonus damage.
Can bail you out of maybe being able to use a spell on offense instead of on defense.
It's just a really, really strong evo.
At number three, we have our baby dragon, which is still insanely strong in mainly beatdown decks.
The baby dragon evo...
Eh.
Ah, I wouldn't.
I wouldn't throw that to me.
It's good, but...
not only has that insane speed buff, right? But also, not even just talking about how strong the
speed buff is, and how much it can just win you games straight up, the slow field. It can fail
you out of crazy defenses just based off the slow field. And although it did get that big nerf,
to make this up. Wait, so what has he not said yet? He hasn't said two cards. Valkyrie, right?
I don't think he said Valkyrie. What's the other one? Like, or the cycles two instead of one.
You are going to still get crazy value on both defense and offense every single time you play this card unless you've just
And even if you waste it, there's still an opportunity to get value with it on the
I'm keeping the Valkyrie as a top-to-evo in clash royale
She's now if you want to talk about a card and I've said this for probably coming up on eight months now a
Card that is an absolute epitome of bailout. It's this card like brothers been so many scenarios
where I'll be up like five elixir. I'll have some big game-winning push and then my opponent who's
like slobbering on his iPad will just put down the ego valve and literally defend everything.
It's so stupid. It defends air and ground. The non-stop pullback mechanic is stupid.
You can put down a hog and get no damage. This card is broken. Insanely strong on both offense
and defense. Also the base property was definitely impactful but she's still going
to be able to provide you so much value especially against the current decks in the meta. Royal
Giant, E Giant, Lava, Golem, E Golem, Bait, anything you name it is just really really strong and she
also gets buffed by the fact that Royal Ghost is the best Evo in Glacier Real and the best one of
the best counters to the Ghost Evo is the Valkyrie even just the straight up normal Valkyrie
and the versatility of the Valkyrie she allows to be fit in so many different times of decks
including beatdown, cycle, control. So there's tons of versatility, tons of value, offense of it,
and defensive. It's the counter to the best evo in the game. That's a pretty good, you know,
resume for top two. Unfortunately, my Royal Ghost prediction did not come true. I was hoping he
wouldn't be one of the best cards the game has ever seen. He was, in fact, and he has become a
lot more harder to deal with than I thought he was using a whopping 25% usage rate with still
plus than 50% win percentages but just insane if you think about it because the ghosts are
dude all you have to know about this card is like CRL world was two months ago I don't think we
watched a single best of three where both pros didn't use this card at least once it was used
it honestly kind of ruined the event in my opinion because of how stupid this card was on
launch they like launched this card like right before worlds made it completely unbalanced
And it like totally shifted the meta, which is the most super sell thing ever to just ruin the game right before world reading the ghosts
So having still plus 50 is insane like the royal ghost evo
Raisy pressure. He didn't get a pretty solid nerf, but still until we see that he visibly gets worse
Yeah, guardians the royal ghost is like it's a three elixir evo and if you ignore it
You literally lose your whole tower. It's like I don't know of any other three elixir cards like that
not even Skelly Barrel takes your whole tower. Maybe if it's Evo, it would take
your whole tower. So I guess just Evo, Skelly Barrel and Evo ghost are probably
the only two, three elixir cards where if you complete the ignorance, you lose your
whole tower. Do you do 50% less damage? Well actually you don't lose your whole
tower with ghosts, but you lose like a lot of it. It's insanely broken. Defends
the value, offends the value. Pressure. Extremely easy to cycle. It's very
easy to lose track of him too in the midst of defending everything else in
the deck and all he has to do is get on the tower once and you're gonna lose
because of a chip damage game in a lot of circumstances. Really really strong
Evo. The nerf was definitely good. W video, bro. I think the only thing I disagree with
was I think you put baby dragon too high up. It's a two-cycle Evo and the base
baby dragon is not even that good to begin with. When I was with W video, bro,
W video, like I said, if you're looking for an Evo to buy that's pretty
good direction. I would personally go like pure like if you're going for
like a safe Evo to buy, I would go like Zap.
If you wanna get a really underrated Evo
that kind of never gets nerfed,
I would go with XZ, XZ's really underrated,
never gets nerfed, never gets buffed, just so underrated.
I'm glad you threw the XZ that high
because I hate playing the XZ.
But W video, bro, W video.
All right, chat, fan mail, New Year's chat,
New Year's, New Year's, okay.
Now chat, I'm gonna give you guys an option.
Should we do deadlock day one or 2,300 Metals push?
mods run a pole run a fucking pole run a pole I'm gonna end on YouTube in a sec
and go back live on YT but mods run a pole deadlocked day one or 2300 metals
push run a pole what do you guys want to see first I'll be happy to be happy
Oh
It's the must time of the year Oh my valley have a holly jolly Christmas
this year okay as expected deadlocked is winning ladies and gentlemen it is youtube by the way
youtube i'm gonna end on youtube but i'm not actually ending on youtube i'm just changing
title and going back live so youtube i'll be back in like 29 seconds okay see how boys are
Chat. Honestly, W battle changes, bro. I'm really happy with that. Really, really, really, really, really W job.
Chat. It is time for deadlocked day one.
Like ladies and gentlemen, it is time. It is time, bro.
It is time. Chat. It is time, bro.
Alright, I'm back on YouTube.
Mommy, milk me, sit on my face, why are y'all typing mommy, milk me, real boys?
I have her!
Okay, chat, don't fuck and troll me, bro.
Alright, ladies and gentlemen, it's time for Deadlocked!
Oh my god, I'm actually so excited for this.
the last ever RobTop level in our Geometry Dash journey. Ladies and gentlemen, it's the
moment we've all been waiting for. A lot of people have told me this is by far the hardest
Geometry Dash level in RobTop. So when he said he thought ClubStep was harder, but 90%
of the chat said um and 90% of the gd community chat look at this doesn't that look just look
beautiful chat doesn't that just look absolutely beautiful oh by the way here are final stats
on three of everything too 2,470 attempts 28,496 jumps 100% normal 100% practice per chat
Yeah, 700 of these attempts were not counted, because I like closed out of my game, pulled
it back, long story.
I don't have a geometry dash account, I don't really care to have one.
The only thing that comes with not having a geometry dash account is whenever I basically
like, if I don't go to the home screen before I sign out, I use all my programs, which
sucks.
But yeah, oh my God.
I forgot about the coins.
Chat, I forgot about the coins.
All right, this is gonna be easy though.
Well, all right, let's look.
We need eight coins.
Okay, let's look, let's look, let's look.
We need eight coins.
We are, oh, say it ain't so.
I need to get coins on Can't Let Go.
All right, let's do it.
Let's see how much I've improved as a player.
Chat, before we need to play, do the tower.
Does the tower give you coins?
Let me look up can't let go coins.
Let me look up can't let go all coins.
Yeah, let's see.
Chat, does the tower give you coins?
No.
Oh, then why would we do that, chat?
Alright Jack, can't let go.
Let's see.
I need to get all three coins.
Let's see how much I've improved from it.
Bro, it's like the tuning exam.
What did he just do right there?
What type of voodoo fucking witchcraft was that?
Bro, this guy's not playing with percentages on.
["Bloodline"]
Chat, does anybody off the top of their head
know what percentage that is?
That's like 20, what, 24?
It does?
Oh, but I mean, who cares, Chat?
Like, does it really matter?
Like, is it easy?
How many coins does the tower give you?
I'm assuming it's not going to be easier than Can't Let Go.
It's way faster.
It gives you three.
It's not easier, way easier.
Let's see.
Bro, it's 10 minutes?
Don't tell me those are actually coins, right?
It's actually... are those coins?
This does look easy.
Okay, but this doesn't make any sense to me.
He's getting like 50 coins.
Don't play this.
Keep looking, watch till the end.
Yeah, this sorta looks like a grind, I don't know.
I see you.
Is that Divi?
22 of 22, 3 of 3.
Oh!
So he got three coins from that?
He got three coins?
Okay, that is pretty easy.
I already know I'm going to mess this up.
So I need to get all the blue coins, all the yellow coins.
Got it.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa,
whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa,
Yeah, I think I understand it.
This is hard to do because I got a checkpoint. Oh nice
What
I'm jumping with my mouth
Oh
Holy crap, why is it so hard? I was a blue coin to the left here
How do you get in you got it?
Oh, there's a blue coin how do you
Say, how do you get the blue coin hat? No, no, he got the blue. How do you get the blue coin? You missed a coin?
Orb to the left?
Oh my god, Mod everybody.
Fucking lucky, chat.
Wait, you guys saying I missed a coin?
Did I actually?
Chat, did I miss a coin?
Did I miss a coin?
Did I miss a coin?
Did I?
Did I actually miss a coin?
No.
Okay.
Chat, stop tolling!
What is happening?
No!
I have a checkpoint.
Oh, thank God.
What?
Bro.
What oh my god I don't have the IQ for this.
The guy in the video made it look...
Where do I go?
I got in the video made it look easy, man.
Holy shit!
There we go.
I don't know where to go.
How am I supposed to get that point and also not die?
It doesn't even make sense though.
I mean, oh my god!
Where do I go?
On God, this doesn't make sense. On God it doesn't.
Am I like...
Okay?
Alright, what do I do?
What do I do?
What do I do?
What do I do?
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
IQ of an Almond.
What do you want, what do you want me to do there?
Watch the video.
Alright, yeah, let's see what this guy did.
I guess he's just Albert Einstein, I don't know.
How did he do it?
Thank God I have a checkpoint.
If I didn't have a checkpoint, this would not be possible.
Oh, okay.
I have an enemy.
I just did one big jump to the waterfall.
I'm gonna freak out. I'm gonna freak out.
All right um yeah yeah yeah yeah okay okay um I got I did the thing he did but then I
died because I'm not cool it worked for him because he's cool I like
I don't even have the option to do that.
This is lit, like this is, I just think, you know, hey, this is so fucking annoying.
I'll just do the tower, Jake. See? You just have to have like a hundred and like fifty IQ to do it, but just do it!
AHHHHHHHHH!
I'm rushing it, I'm rushing it. Here we go, Steve.
Yeah, I can't make it there. I can't make it there. So what do I do?
Yo chat, I'm about to have a mental breakdown.
I can't make it there, I can't make it there, what do I do?
Legitimately, what do I do?
Jump early for the first one, jump early.
What do you mean first one?
What does that even mean?
Early, jumped early out of, what does that mean?
Can somebody try to give me a thorough explanation of how to do this?
I was cool just doing Can't Like Go, guys.
My god.
THANK GOD!
Wait, we're not even done.
Thank the Lord. Like, actually.
Please tell me I didn't miss any coins, bro.
I see you.
What? Where's my last point? What the fuck?
328.95. What does that mean?
Took too long.
Oh, oh, oh.
Alright, wait, can I just do it again and then without getting the points this time?
My chat.
Can I just do it again? But then this time without...
Okay, okay.
Play the other level? I will, I will.
I got to do this another 70 seconds, guys.
This is easy, but not going to be boring.
Might as well be a Mario Kart game.
Mario Kart!
Alright, we're done now.
That was definitely under 70 seconds.
Definitely.
Okay, I'm not going to watch that, the tower might actually be easy.
Yes!
Oh my god, we barely did it!
Yes!
I have 4 seconds to spare.
All right, so we need five more points.
Yeah, okay.
Chad, we're going to need five more points and we're going to begin that block.
All right, let's look at what he did for the next one, Chad.
Let's look at what he did for the next one.
All right, let's see.
Let's see.
Okay, getting all the points, yup.
Oh, you have to get that one, man.
Alright, this guy has so much aura, he's just doing it instantly.
Yeah, there's no way I have the brain capacity to handle this.
I mean, we can give it a shot.
Oh, all right, bad, all right, okay.
Let's give it a shot, I guess.
Ah-ha, righty-yay.
Ah!
I miss the first one I think I missed the first one which out where's the first one where's
Where's the first blue coin?
Cheb, where's the first blue coin?
To the right, okay.
Ah ha!
Ready, Jay?
Alright, then we're up, yup.
Mod, everybody.
How am I supposed to get that?
Holy moxed in.
Alright, let's get the coins first and then we'll do the time.
AAAAAAAAHHHHH!
Oh my god, I just got so lucky right there, Chad.
This reminds me of like...
This music is reminding me of something like Cartoon or something.
Let's show...
Oh my god, I have a checkpoint, thank god.
I got this now.
I'm a pro gamer bro.
Let's go.
I'm a pro gamer bro, let's go.
This is the arch bar.
I gotta go on the flag!
No, I missed two points, but I intentionally died.
But I gotta get all those, are you shitting me?
Holy fuck, this is hard.
I heard you, bro.
Alright, alright, this is really hard!
I'm just trying to play deadlock, fam.
What the fuck is this?
Super Mario World?
I mean, my god.
Shit on a stick and go me Larry!
Go where?
Highbites Bluff?
Highbites you're gonna do it?
Yeah, highbites. You're a jackass bro.
What are you doing?
Oh, there's no other package mode for this right?
Where do we can't let go? Jesus Christ! Holy shit! Give me up, give me up. That was like Mario or something.
I feel like I was in Bowser's castle. Get me out of there! All right back to the
plan we're getting five coins on we're
getting five coins on can't let go
oh my god who the fuck
Did somebody do this with percentages?
That would be greatly appreciated.
Nope, okay.
There we go.
Nope, no percentages as well.
Yeah, alright, it looks like it was recorded on a fucking potato.
Okay.
I guess no percent of kids can move.
I can do all- I can do all of this.
This is slightly...
Alright, so that's the first coin.
This is all light, bro. I mean, I just beat through everything too.
That's light work.
That's a gimme one!
Whoa, whoa, whoa. That is not easy. What the fuck are you on?
So he jumps, jumps, jumps, and then early jumps.
Alright, let's get into it. Let's see how this goes.
Alright, it's been, like, what, three months since I played this?
I'm like, game action-excited right now.
It's fit, dude. I-I don't know, bro.
It just feels like I just got back from the tuning-
I was gonna say it feels like I just got back from the tuning exams,
But I died literally as I said that.
See, I can't hit me, yeah.
You see, no, no, no, no.
This right here is why I hate getting coins, because that is getting loud.
Right here.
I somehow was wrong see this five percentages are created but let's give me
get the second point and just beat the level. Let's give me the second point.
The third point but there's no way in hell I'm getting out of my first run.
So this is all sight reading.
This is probably the only easy coin.
I thought it was the next one up.
Okay, yeah, no, this is deadass.
Like, no, no, no.
Bro, I thought it was the next one up.
Oh my god.
Alright, Jack, does anybody know what percentage the first coin is?
Does anybody go practice? Yo, bro. I'm not doing practice mode on can't let go find God
I'm not doing matte packs. I don't even know what that is. It sounds like another side project. You guys love side projects
You guys you guys are very you guys remind me of like Leicester from GTA, bro. Y'all love your fucking side project
Yeah, I don't know what a matte packet
All right, how do I get Matt back all right? They're easier than stereo madness somebody literally just typed
How do I get them?
home screen tools
King the vibe get this all right you guys are already being loose with your explanation. We're not doing
Jack, what percentage is the first coin?
It's all I needed now.
What percentage is the first coin?
King, Dignified Gifted.
See, bro, there's also people saying don't do that.
What percentage is the first coin?
24?
Okay.
Alright, it's literally not 24, I don't know what it might be.
Getting coins is literally the hardest thing about this game.
I like to nose dive to one and two front of it.
There we go. There we go, there we go. I locked in.
Now we're going to get the second coin and we're just going to finish the last one.
I swear to God if I die.
If I die, I swear to God.
Alright, second one's coming up.
This shit is so easy, bro.
Literally.
Just an all-side reader.
Alright, now, wait.
Let me take a break. I need to pause. I need to pause.
Oh my God. Okay, my ear's itching.
We have two coins. Just don't die.
I do not.
I'm not gonna lie, first trying that section.
Okay, I'm actually disgusting. No, no, no, no, no.
I have not played that can't let go section in literally two months and I first tried it.
I'm actually gross.
No, no, no.
Chat?
I'm disgusting.
Bro, I have not played that.
That's the hardest section.
Okay.
We need three coins left.
I think we should chalk the third coin on this.
Nah, but I kind of have to get it.
My God, the third coin is so hard to get.
All right.
How do you get this one again?
third coin on this.
Nah, but I kind of have to get it.
My god, the third coin is so hard to get.
Alright, how do you get this one again?
Rewind, rewind. How do you get this shit?
Alright, it's jump, jump, jump.
Jump
And then he early jumps
Chat, what percentage is he early jumping on?
He jumps there, that's all he did now
Chat, what percentage is that?
What percentage is that?
What percentage is that?
Eighty-seven?
Seventy-six? Seventy-six?
Stop typing six-seven!
I will FUCKING BAM YOU!
Y'all saying seventy-six or six-seven?
Seventy-six, okay
I actually can't believe I first tried that section. That's disgusting.
I have not played that in literally two months.
Maybe three months now.
Alright, y'all are seeing 76%.
I'm gonna trust you guys. We have to get this last point, okay?
We have to get it.
We got to get the last point and then not die, don't die.
Alright, here we go, here we go!
Remember, early jump, early jump, here we go!
Oh, god, I missed it!
Bro, did I- What percentage is it? I need to know! Is it 76?
I'm calling Bernard. You motherfuckers cap too much. I'm calling fucking Bernard.
I-I-I don't give a fuck. I'm calling Bernard.
He'll know instantly.
Hey Bernard! Bernard! What percentage is the third coin on Can't Let Go? What percentage?
I can't let go in Geometry Dash, so the third coin in that level is at 82%. It's tucked away near the end of the level, so that's the magic percentage.
Alright, cool. Now what we're going to do is we're going to conduct an entire sweep of this chat mod, just fucking ban everybody.
Why did you guys just group troll? It's so psychotic.
82, 82, 82, 82. Appreciate you Bernard, like actually.
W Bernard.
For the hardest part is getting the points and then not dying.
It's like a fucking skill.
I had to move my phone off my mousepad to the fucking dead.
Hi Bites, what are you doing?
Hi Bites, do you ever give it a rest?
I can't see the percentage. Hi Bites, I swear to God.
Highbice, stop! You will stop this immediately!
I can't see the percentage. I literally can't see it.
Oh my fucking god!
Highbice!
Turn it back on!
I can't see the percentage.
Missed it again.
High-bites!
High-bites, stop covering the percentages with colors.
You later will delinquent.
You will stop now!
I
Need literally blacked it out. I can't
Think I might remember where it is
I'm gonna get the second point just to order
Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, there's no way, there's no way, no, no, no,
no, no, no, there's legitimately, yo hi guys, take the black bar off the fucking screen
YOU LITTLE DUMBASS!
CAN I JUST PLAY DEADLON PLEASE?!
HOLY SHIT ROBB DUB!
Hi-bye, stop, stop, hi-bye, stop, stop!
I know where it is, I don't even need the percentage, I know what block is.
Bernard might have been hammered, bro, I don't know.
We're not just probably just fucking here.
This chat, we're not literally chat 82%
and I don't think it's 82%.
I jumped early on that.
Like it might actually have been 76%,
y'all might have actually been.
It's early, it's early in that section.
But it's funny chat, if you take the third point
you're out, you actually skip the hardest part
of the level.
He's gonna get mad at us!
did I get it? I somehow missed and then stayed alive. What's wrong with my head?
Okay, is it 76? It is. Bernard's wrong. It was all by six percent. I mean what the fuck?
Yo, yo Bernard. Yo Bernard. Remember how you set the third coin on canvas? Yo Bernard!
Pick up the buff!
Bernard, remember how you said the third coin on Can't Let Go is 82%?
Oh yeah, it's around 82%
Around 82%
Hey, ass wipe!
It's 76% and you're gonna be killed!
Oh, don't care what you're doing
Yeah, I'm not gonna die
I'm not gonna die
Oh, oh, thanks for telling me now, bro
Yo Bernard, I'm gonna stop calling you if you are always going to give me the worst one.
Alright Bernard, I'll call you Bernard if you call me.
No!
Bernard, come on.
Change my name to Daddy.
No Bernard the only way Bernard the only way you can amend this is by calling me
dad
Bernard no you're not getting off the hook this evening Bernard from this
point forward hold on I'm not a club shut up
I'm about to punch, son.
Bernard, from this point forward, you will refer to me as Daddy. Is that a mistake?
This little fucker, bro. This little fucker.
Bernard, I'm not hanging up, bro. Call me Daddy one time.
Well Nick, I'm just gonna keep payment odds and keep coding you Nick.
All right whatever bro, holy rage baiter, I like Jack, every time I call them I just
end up, wait jumper, this level, wait jumpers, isn't jumper kind of hard, bro I remember
jumper having like some really narrow jumps.
Okay, guys, the only thing that's left to do
is get three coins on...
No, I just need two coins on top of that.
Chat, what do you think is our best bet for coins?
What do you think is our best bet for coins?
Probably Jumper, right?
Jumper or Cycles?
I already did Time Machine Chat.
Electroman Adventures, oh my god you guys are right, bro that level is light, okay.
Did I just see Electro Dynamics all coins?
Yeah, holy aura farm.
Holy sight read. Wait, hold up. It's right here. Up, up, up, up, up, okay. That's a fake.
Okay, um, um, drop.
That's it.
The second coin's easy.
Bro, RobTop always makes the second coin easy as fuck.
I can hold his sight, Reed. I can one-tribe it.
Remember we just need two coins, that's all we need to do.
Let's secure the second coin drop.
I'm gonna shut off my PT!
Is this a demon?
What's happening?
He's getting fucking demon!
Alright, I'm going to jump.
My bad, Electro Man Adventures.
You got it.
Biggest of bros.
You got it.
I'm not even gonna like...
I mean...
HOLY SHIT!
I just need two coins on Jumper and we are done.
Yeah, we get two coins on Jumper and we're done.
Dude, this raising guy has like a monopoly on all of the all coin videos, but he just never has percentage on him.
He's like a rage-vader.
Okay, Jumper's way easier. Come on.
What are we thinking?
Wait a minute, my god, I forgot about Jumper!
Alright, first point should be coming up here.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Uh, is that like a frame perfect?
I'm not even trolling.
Okay.
Ah.
Is that like a frame perfect?
I'm not even trolling.
Okay.
Okay, that looks easy.
You're just up, up.
Okay, up, up.
Up.
Up.
Not going.
Probably the easiest coin in all of GD.
Use jump.
Back.
That's too fast.
And then this one's low.
Alright, these coins are easy, bro.
Come on!
We can do this!
We just need two coins and we unlock that lock.
Did I already miss the first one? No way.
Oh no, it's that frame perfect. I remember it.
Alright, that's a pretty perfect- I- I'm not doing this shit!
I'M DONE!
I just want to play deadlocked. I mean, my god!
Classic. I've died like that in Jumper... a thousand times.
I forgot how hard like every individual level is.
The one thing about this game, bro, is the only way to like actually be good on a level
is to be consistent in playing.
I don't care who you are, bro.
I mean, obviously unless you're like, soy, but like, if you're not consistent on a level
day in, day out, you're not gonna like it.
Lock in.
I'm not afraid for this.
I'm not doing this.
Holy shit! I did not even plan deadlocked it was gonna like cost me my mental stability.
Did we just skip it and then get the second and third point? What do you guys think?
That first point goes hard as fuck. I might just skip it and get the second and third point.
Nah, but my key goes too big. I'm going for it, I don't care.
Because once I get the first coin I'm getting every other coin, so I'll just slide work out for that.
My ego's too big. This shit portion is free, other than obviously the coin.
This is not free.
Yeah, that's like, okay. I get it, I get it. You go through and then immediately release. I understand. I get it.
I get it, I get it, I get it. I will not die on that again. Mark my fucking words.
I will not die on that first coin ever again. I'm just gonna go
I'm just gonna go right through it and then release that's all I'm gonna do right through it then release
You kind of took off my pimple patch and I can literally see the plus that is awesome. I love pimple patches
Bro, Chad, I put them on that pimple patch like six hours ago.
I just took it off and you can literally see the pus.
Do you guys want to see?
All right, here we go.
Frame perfect.
Okay, I understand what to do.
I'll never die on this again.
You just go under, then release.
Under, release.
got it there we go
alright now this one's all so easy
that was it
if I would have not died there and completed that level with just those two coins
I don't even need the third coin
I would have unlocked that
That's a frame perfect!
That's a frame perfect!
Oh my God!
Let's get the other two coins.
That's all we need to beat you, we got that long.
The other two coins are way easier.
I can go from high to low, right into a triple spike.
I mean that's some demonic shit now.
High low triple spike?
I mean are you serious Rob Toppin?
Is this how you- is this how you get your rocks off?
Oh my god, I forgot how the shift works for a second.
My brain, like, short-circuited.
Ha ha ha ha ha!
I- I'd rather get knocked out than- than spend another minute trying to get coins on jumpers.
But now I'm like already I've already gotten the first two. We just have to
We have to just get the first two and beat the level. That's it.
Oh my god. Oh my god. Here we go.
We got him.
We got him.
Holy shit, this is the hardest level of the whole time.
This level is not easy.
I mean, like, look, I'm not just saying this.
This level is not easy.
I beat this?
I mean, what was I on Adderall when I beat this?
When I beat this?
Holy fuck!
Alright, low release.
That is a frame frame. I'm done.
That is legitimately a frame perfect.
I'm like, I'm...
I'm gonna rage quit to cycles.
I'm actually about to have a mental breakdown
Just playing Cyclics!
Or Jumpers, or a Jumper.
I should have skipped this to lift the time machine.
Alright, man. Alright, man.
There we go, there we go.
Alright, we got the first point.
Now we get the second coin.
All right, now we just survive.
If I die...
Okay, that's the hardest section where I just pass.
All right, I got through the hard part.
I'm gonna kill myself in GTA, in GTA, in GTA.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Like, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
no, no, no, no, no.
This is disgusting.
This is legitimately disgusting.
Oh my God!
Oh my God!
Jesus Christ!
Yeah, it's not banned. I said it in GCS.
Hey guys, I'm sorry. This was not in the agenda.
I thought I would jump on. I thought we would get coins, have a good time, and play DeathLock.
I was not familiar with Jumper's game. This is insane.
Dude, I mean, can't let go seamlessly. Now that I'm on Jumper, it's like Armageddon.
The next two coins are easy, bro.
The first coin is really hard.
The second coin is easy, but the recovery after you get it is really hard.
And then the third point is literally just a cape wall.
Like, I don't know what it is with Robb's off and like making the third point easy,
but like, he really likes doing that.
The third point, I forgot how the boat works for a second.
And I forgot where the-
I forgot where the coin was.
Actually, I guess that's not true. I guess there are some really awesome little lines.
I don't know, the fact that I have to do all this just to unlock Deadlock must mean this
level is really fucking horrible.
I'm expecting Deadlock to literally take me like, if Clubstep took 3,610, in 90% of
y'all are saying that locks out of a club staff I'm guessing it's gonna take me
like four or five minutes.
Really?
I keep forgetting where the first coin is. I have a goldfish memory! My god!
Alright, it's the third button.
Here we go, here we go, here we go, here we go.
Alright, one.
It's this bow, right, uh, I don't know, it's the fourth one.
Here we go.
Right here.
No, no, no.
Nice.
Nice.
Now the recovery on the second point is not easy.
Alright, we made out of the hardest part of the level.
Now if we just survive, we'll unlock deadlocked.
If we just survive.
Easy.
Alright, that's all three coins secured.
If the rest of this is literally a cakewalk...
Alright, I have to just take a choke belt.
I just had to stare at a tree.
Okay.
I finally, after like 30 minutes of excruciating pain, finally get the coins necessary for
deadlocked and die at 93%.
I mean that has to be a joke.
I just want to play deadlocks.
That's all I want to do.
I just wanna play that box.
That's a pretty perfect mix.
All right, lock him.
All right, all right, all right.
I know exactly what I need to do.
All right, here we go, here we go.
First ship section coming up.
All right.
Second ship.
Remember, it's on the fourth ship.
Third ship.
Four, okay.
There we go, release.
Now, remember, stay up on this one.
Stay up.
Remember, stay up on this one. Stay up.
Okay.
Now, finish the level. Unlock, get locked. That's it. It's that simple.
Give me a third coin, just in case.
Or a farm, nice.
All right, the rest of this level is literally a cake.
I forgot I have to orb there and not pat.
Oh my god, I'm literally gonna have an aneurysm, dude.
I'm not sure how to survive that, I'm not sure what to do with that.
Dr. Plenty Bell.
Right. Remember, finish the level, we unlock that lock.
Later we got easy.
I remember after the war.
We're never playing deadlocked, it's not happening.
I just beat GOE2 last night, literally, literally beat a demon last night and I cannot beat
Jumper for the fucking life of me.
This shit's at 40!
Forgot the first three words.
How did I- How did I- How did I do that?
What the f- I did not mean to do that.
I literally forgot words.
I have to watch that back, you know the YouTube bar?
No, because how did I get the first coin?
Chat, when I tell you that was a complete accident, that was a complete accident.
Wait, do I have my stream pulled up?
I need to rewind this on the YouTube stream. No, no, no, that was literally a complete fucking
Freak accident, bro. I
Have to rewind this after we want this chat. Okay
Literally right here
Look at this. I
Bro, you can hear me say I forgot the first point. Look at what I did
We're not the first we want
Bro, bro, bro
I want to go slow mo if possible
This is a damn 40!
That was horror. I'm not even gonna lie
I'm going slow mo
Chat so I literally forget the coin
Okay, wait this is awkwardly slow
Watch this, watch this, okay, right here.
Chad, listen to what I say.
For now, we won't.
Alright, that is the luckiest I've ever gotten in my entire life.
That was pure luck.
Oh my god, what did I say?
That was pure luck.
You'll appreciate the membership my voice spread.
Let me go.
Well chat in other news.
You guys know what that means.
I think we got it.
There it is.
Oh my god.
Okay.
We're going in raw.
No condom, no lotion, no lubricant.
Alright, so what I'm going to do is I'm going to, we're new, we always do.
We're going to go in, yo, Jimbo with the gifted W, Jimbo!
Jimbo, appreciate the gifted in my dude, W fucking Jimbo.
Alright, Jack, I know what I'm going to do.
We're going to go in, I'm going to turn on auto checkpoints just for this run and we're
going to see how many practice mode attacks this takes.
We're going right into deadlock dude.
I've heard a lot of stories about this.
We're going right in.
Alright guys.
The club step took me around I think 1100 practice attempts on my first run. Let's see what that takes
Feel confident bro, if you're really confident and happy to be on this level
All right, how's the 7% over the starting Holy spam
What am I supposed to do on that one?
Does that flip it upside down?
Oh my god
Yo, what do I do on that yellow portal chat me all now
Hypes with the 20 gifted or hers with the 20 get to love your you release
Oh my god, you do release mod that guy
Fucking model.
This is not really that easy.
I can't even touch him.
Alright, the hardest wave portion I've ever encountered so far.
Alright, I think I don't even think I'm supposed to tap there that much.
I have to?
What in the FUCK is that?!
It's like when I release I go down there, it's like inverted on that section, that's
funky.
Alright, this is getting better, alright, alright, alright, alright, alright, I'm starting to
see what the hype is about here.
And I can't even get through this!
Am I on like, final wave right now?
What's happening?
Yeah, this definitely is part of the club staff.
I mean, I'm 13% in.
I mean, what the- what the fuck?
What the actual fuck?
What is that?!
So if I...
On that portal, if I don't touch anything, it goes up.
Got it, okay.
Got it.
I think, I think I got it.
On this one, I hold the go up, on that one, I release the go up.
It's like reverse.
I have not got past that.
That, uh, 50% mark.
We've been here a little...
I've spammed there.
Okay, but I was supposed to be here.
Where do I go, Rob?
Where do I go, Robert?
Up, down.
Yeah, down's not gonna work, it's up down.
up down, up down, down down, up down, up down, down.
Up down, up down, down down, up down, up down, down.
Wait, hold up.
Up, down, up, down.
What the fuck?
What is happening right here?
Yeah, you can't hold on that.
Oh god, yes.
I lost my progress? Are you kidding me?
memory portion upside down what just bit me but what is biting me
What is biting me bro?
Oh my god, that's like something to upset out. You're trolling, man.
Wow, hey, this is, this is uh, this is a lot. Okay, this is a lot.
Oh my god, that was almost clean.
Ups, bam.
Okay, ups, bam, tap, tap.
What the fuck, bro?
Oh my god!
I didn't get my jackpot, are you shitting me?
Oh yeah.
Spam, release. No, you can't release. It's the tap.
Then I have to go up, because up spam, middle, or up spam, tap up.
And then down! Oh my god!
I may have fit off a little more than I could chew here.
This is... I mean, I'm...
Get down you little shit!
I'm absolutely per-pop-ed right now.
What is this?
I got my checkpoint.
It's good.
It's good.
What's happening?
What's this?
I'm getting like slingshot in here.
Okay, but if I tap there, I've got to tap on the second one.
I got it.
I've skipped two orbs, yeah.
Okay, this is the last one.
I've skipped two orbs.
I've skipped two orbs.
I've skipped two orbs.
I've skipped two orbs.
I've skipped two orbs.
I've skipped two orbs.
Okay, this is not really hard.
Where do you go from here?
Oh, I see him.
Hey, that portion is somewhat doable.
Dinosaur, dinosaur, ok, ok, I know how to do this cat, I'm going to give it to this cat.
It's like rehearsing the upside-down there.
A lot of new mechanics here, this will be shit.
I mean, not even new movements, just new, like, tricks.
Almost there, almost there.
What?
I think I'm gonna get that fucking furlough.
I'm not supposed to get that.
Oh, didn't matter that I got that furlough.
This is really happening right now, but can't it be real?
This doesn't even seem like a real level.
I can't even get in to explain how big you think you can see it.
Alright, alright, alright, alright.
Where do I go? What's that? My god!
Is this a tap there? No fucking way.
Holy f**k, all of them are changed.
Let's go spamming, see what happens.
Spamming seems to work.
Okay, this is like the only part that it feels like it actually counts, right here.
I'm still confused.
Where do I go?
Where do I fucking go?
Oh, more hidden spikes from the old Robotop.
I mean, bro?
Oh my God!
Spamming is honestly...
Spamming is the point.
We can actually get easier here.
Okay, this feels more like jumpsuits.
That was like witchcraft.
Am I ever going to beat this?
I think I'm gonna beat this.
Yo, these dinosaur parts are really tight.
I like this part.
Have he added text?
I don't think he's ever done that.
If he added text,
I like this part.
Okay.
Oh shit, okay, okay.
I suppose to go up or down on that portal.
Huh, how do I get up then?
Oh, it flips you.
What the fuck was that?
What is that shit?
What is that shit?
What?
No, no way.
No way there's jewels in this.
I
What's happening?
Like what is happening?
Maternally.
I feel like anything I do is wrong at all.
Okay, that was the best one, yeah.
I just spammed.
I think it's released on spam. Hold release spam. Hold release spam. I'm just gonna focus on one that's the plan.
I'm really trying to focus on one, it's not gonna be anything.
Cool shit, I'm about to quit, I'm about to quit, oh my god, I'm about to quit.
I've never quit in practice, so before I'm actually about to quit.
I'm just trying to focus on one.
Oh my god, I'm almost there.
That was a spant, I guess.
This is so hard. I can't even explain how hard this is. Oh my god, yes.
Bro, it's a lot of not tapping, but then like kind of happens. What? What?
I'm going to focus on the top guy.
Okay, that turns into a CoE 2 wave at the end.
Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, what happened to that?
It's a little bit harder than TF2 for sure.
Okay, the idea of, like, not touching anything and then having wave go up is really fucking
with my head.
Like, you're supposed to just not tap if you want to move forward, it's insane.
You just want to move forward.
I'm trying to, like, in-score word every second.
What have us?
It's bugged?
Bugged?
Jinx, you entered the portal wrong?
You've been inverted?
This whole time I've been doing it upside down?
Wait, wait, hold on.
Hold on.
Hold on.
You're saying.
What you're saying to me is for the last 10 minutes, I was inverted.
What's happening today?
Oh, what is this?
Oh, okay.
Can't go up, can't go back, alright?
Up, middle.
what the fuck up middle up up middle up oh my god oh my god
Don't tell me that's Waze. I've had about enough of Waze.
I already got through this how did I go back?
I
What is this music? What is that? It's like Daffy fucking Duck!
ME OF THE ZONE!
Please don't tell me this is actually how deadlock sounds.
Is this actually out sounds?
Like, no, no, no.
Is this actually out sounds?
This part's so hard.
I'm not gonna lie, the song is picking up a little bit now.
Now beat it. Do you want to get fucking perm up? What is the song of Deadlock? Has somebody
beat it like that's the video of somebody actually beating it so I can like know
this is even real
okay this song sounds fire
I
I
I'm not, I can't do that. There's no way. I had like 400 deaths on the first wave and
then I just checkpoint-span my way out of it. Like PDF, PDF. Who? This guy?
Stop typing YOU, Cody Vignavolo!
Guys, guys, I'm in over my head here, dude.
Guys, I'm in over my head, bro.
Like, I'm in over my fucking head.
I'm in over my fucking head.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Like, I am in over my head.
Oh my God.
All right, realistically bro, just sizing this level up, if I play deadlocked at the
start of every stream for like an hour a day, this will probably take a month, two
months.
I mean, wow.
Not too much, bro, legitimately.
Calls the link.
I'll probably call the link when I get closer in it,
because I don't want to be on like 0%,
because then it's like I'm asking
to perform a fucking miracle.
But if I get to like 60%, I'll call the link.
Not even hard, man.
Yo, I don't understand.
Do you get like a boner from this?
Not even hard, man.
Yo, bro, we get it, bro.
You beat that knocked.
I mean, do you want a chocolate chip fucking cookie,
bro?
Go beat Tidal Wave.
Get out of my chat.
Not even hard.
Yeah, bro, you probably beat Deadlock.
You probably started this game nine years ago.
Hey, buddy, I started this game two months ago.
Get the fuck off me, bro.
Seriously, get off my dick.
I literally started this game in October, bro.
Get off my cock.
Easy demon, by the way.
Yeah, yo, bro, I don't care.
Dude, chat much.
I'm legit there's no way I'm ever beating this like I'll beat it I don't even know if I can beat this
This is definitely a jump up from club snap. I'm not gonna hold you
Now let's do some normal mode shall we let's do some normal
I really like this song though, I'm not gonna lie.
Okay, 4%.
You know bro, when in doubt, spam it out on this level.
I just want to get to the wave portion, can I get there?
Alright, um, okay.
Alright chat, we're gonna call it right there, okay chat I'm gonna hop off bro because I'm
Literally tired as fucking shit, bro. I got no sleep last night. I feel like a fucking truck hit me, dude
Get off the edge. I would check listen. I
Would brahman one HP bro. I'm literally on one HP
bro, it's
Bro, I'm so tired chat. I need to go to sleep, bro
I'm gonna watch Netflix and go to bed chat
Don't know what I'm doing tomorrow
Sunday we got Rotor Sunday
All right, Sunday we got Roller Sunday with Stumpin' and Mingo.
Chat, sorry for the short stream, guys.
We literally did three short streams in a row,
because it was Christmas Eve, Christmas,
and I was tired as hell today.
Chat, tomorrow we're going to be floating for Juvenated.
Chat, I love y'all boys, bro.
If you enjoyed your stay type of W stream in the chat.
Chat, last short stream probably took for the rest of the year.
After this, all the streams are going to be like probably five hours or longer.
But chat, I love y'all boys, bro.
I'll see y'all boys tomorrow man shout out everybody in the YouTube shout out
But in the twitch YouTube I love you guys about an NYT and twitch chat. I'll see y'all boys tomorrow man
I fucking love you guys
We're gonna keep chipping away at deadlock bro. We'll eventually try to be there. All right chat. Love y'all bro. Oh
Yeah, see if these is on Tuesday
Chat before we end let me show you guys the no-path
All right this Christmas fan mail is getting rescheduled to
New Year's
We already beat there of everything to
We're gonna begin Cuphead after we beat Deadlocked. Sea of Thieves with Casual and
Sketch is on Tuesday. Roller Sunday with Stomp of the Mingo is on Sunday.
In chat remember we got the January 9th Red Dead Redemption 2 Marathon and we
got the January 16th GTA 5 story about Marathon. Chat love y'all boys I'll see y'all
tomorrow man. God first. God.