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Four and a half hours. Okay. Um, why chat I'm going to be seeing my friends tonight. Yes. I have friends chat. Yes, I have friends, right?
Here we go. Let's open the chat
Let's open the chat, bro
cap cap who cap
Cap foot cream. Thank you. Oh my god. Thank you for the reminder. I forgot the foot cream
All right, let's chat remember top of every stream remind me
This is day three of the footprint, bro.
Chat, I feel like it's working wonders.
I feel like my feet, since I've applied the foot cream,
furball.
I feel like my feet, since I started applying the foot cream,
has gotten less itchy, bro.
Got less itchy.
It's only these two toes.
Oh my God.
Yeah, I don't even wanna show you guys
cause it's pretty gross in there.
Dude, there's a lot of dry skin in there, chat.
It's not fungus, though.
Chat, like if I had fungus on my foot,
that means I'm probably not showering.
well. I shower good. I shower really good. I, now why did I do that? Now it's in my
hands. You know what? Let's just dry it off with my shirt. Fuck it. I put the
luffa up my ass. I do the whole nine yards. Like I shower my ass. I shower my
balls. Bro. Dude. The thing is, I'm rocking a fucking jungle downstairs, like
just pure fucking jungle. So I always wash my balls. Because like, you know,
I feel like the more hair the more shit builds up so chat like every fucking morning when I wake up
I deep scrub my balls recommend y'all do the same also
Started doing this recently
Shove the loofah up your ass bro. I'm being serious and at first. I thought it might have been a little weird
It's not it's not weird at all. Shove that loofah up your ass bro get some soap and
Bro the thing about the loofah is like it's like that
But you can really squeeze it and get it up there. Shove that loofah up your ass guys
Make sure it doesn't get stuck, obviously, but yeah, bro, how is y'all boys doing, bro?
So yeah, a lot of shit, bro. A lot of shit.
Probably the biggest day of drama ever, bro.
First off, looks like Clash Royale ignored literally everything everybody said,
so we have to react to that first. Obviously, I waged to react to that with y'all.
Second, Rainbow Six Siege got hacked. Bad.
Like, the worst hacking I've ever seen.
And I've seen a lot of shit. This puts the Black Ops two hackers to fucking shame
Like Rainbow Six Siege today. I was not on the game. Who was on the game this morning?
Bro
We'll get into it. It will get into everything
Also phase disbanded, which is really fucking sad to be honest
But um, let's see what they are there. They're going with an announcement in like an hour. We're gonna watch that as well
me yeah I know it's sad bro it is sad phase is a great group they really are
I met some dope people in there bro cool think of it's your one trace man think
of it's your one JT think about why'd you leave what what did I leave Ali Ali
what did I leave why did I leave leave what I didn't leave all right guys all
right let's go first things first bro we're gonna jump into classroom um this
This is big shit, this is big news.
So, OJ made a video on this.
I'm gonna watch Clash Royale's video
and then we're gonna watch OJ's video.
OJ does really good, like, deep explanations.
So yeah, guys, let's get into it, bro.
Without further ado, let's get into it.
TV Royale, new heroes, wizard and ice cold, bro.
There are new heroes in Clash.
Let's see what Supercell has to say.
Make sure it's 30p.
All right, let's see, bro.
I'm concerned.
Fire beats ice.
Everybody knows that.
Sure.
This and now.
Don't underestimate poison.
Hero Ice Golem's ability summons a snow storm.
Enemies inside are slowed down, slower attacks,
and slower movement.
And if they stay too long, run in freeze.
Where he walks, the storm follows to kite your enemies
and take the whole fight with me.
Oh, uh, alright, hold on, we're missing, whoa, whoa, what?
What does he do?
Brain freeze?
What's happening?
So the first thing my brain goes to is hall 2.6
is going to be everywhere.
Let's do this.
Woo!
Oh, it's a 2025 recap?
They did they did have a good year oh, I'm in this I'm in this
You had your fun, modern. Hero Wizard's ability allows him to take flight for a few seconds.
Every hit throws enemies into a scorching tornado.
What is it?
No, no, no.
What is happening?
Affecting all troops with their splash and vanishing swarms in the flames.
Wonder who won?
Wonder who won?
Let's go.
Okay.
Felices fiestas.
Y fras per año nuevo.
Pompeo.
Los noes ya.
La moziantos roche salvator felicite.
No!
Nice on key hard, mix of calm now.
Alright, so uh, shout out to everybody in here.
Uh, did we just, that, that, that's it?
That's all you're gonna say about the wizard?
That's why those 6 and 20s are still alive, and they're coming back to us.
Even if they're dead, we're still alive.
Well, that's it!
The last TV Royale of the year.
Happy Holidays, and we'll see you next time.
Yo, how do we take-
Yo, yo, alright, we gotta watch OJ's video.
We-we-we gotta watch OJ's video.
Okay.
Let's see, bro.
TV Royale is here.
It's only two minutes long, but it looks like we have Evolution Wizard.
I mean...
Hero...
Wizard and Hero Isle.
I mean, I mean, you're a high school so if you're
So I'm going to skip till the end and see what OJ was saying, right, because we left off right here.
Okay, let's just go here. I want to see his reaction to the wizard.
Actually editor make level 16 there.
Oh, oh, oh, that was stupid.
Nah, but they missed an opportunity to bring level 16 there.
Which brings me to a different tangent.
Level 6 Queen on Heroes doesn't save the game just because level 15 happened and the game
spiked upwards doesn't mean level 16 was good.
It just happened that champions were good.
I feel like they tried to replicate champions in level 15 by bringing level 16 in Heroes.
Bro, just...
AHHHH!
Just keep the champions like somebody hire me please I won't even charge
$0 an hour is my going rate bro my job title can be uh don't explode the game
that's my job title why do people like champions because they're unique
brown champions are their own thing boss bandit golden night goblin sign
They're not like any other card. Hero is just taking known and beloved cards and then making them more broken if you spend money
It is a horrible idea. It is a terrible idea
Also, where are the evos?
Hello, where are the global tournaments?
I mean, oh my god
But that wasn't the direction that they should have gone like it wasn't all 15 of that was good
This champion though is good because there was no so evos like hey, hey
Yo, remember I played class around 10 years ago like I'm about to get my 10 year back
I'm one of like the first human beings. I downloaded class a week after it came out like I played from the dawn times of flash
bro
When I came back into the game, I didn't understand evos at first when I understood evos and how they worked
I loved it like I thought evos are the coolest idea ever, bro
Champions, I don't love, I don't love this idea.
I think it's bad.
Update for years in Clash Royale.
They didn't even-
Why are you, they're going away from Evo's now?
They didn't even drop Evo this season.
New heroes, they just needed to bring new champions.
Just keep your evolution.
We still have like 70 evolutions going.
These heroes are really overwhelming
and they're not gonna kill the game
but they are really destroying the morale
and people are cutting-
Yeah, you had your fun.
I mean, I love it but I understand
like it's so crappy.
How hard the art to obtain which to be fair is not that hard to obtain now that they were
made duplicate.
Wait, okay lock in.
He's telling you that the wizard flies now.
Lock in for a second.
Gets from it.
Wait.
Why does bro fly?
Have they been watching Avatar?
Oh, was I just started flying in the middle of nowhere and I thought that was the
Cornious thing in avatar
Squorching tornado oh, oh, wait, I just realized that
Yo, okay, so chat just envisioning a scenario
Mini Pekka runs down the lane right your opponent has a wizard
Out of nowhere the wizard you're like oh the mini Pekka's gonna one chop the wizard the wizard grows wings
Starts flying and then tornado pulls the mini pekka. What is happening?
Look, we are moving so far that words
Dude, I'm telling you just hire me. I'll charge zero dollars and I will ensure that you do not light yourselves on fire
That's my only job. Oh, that's not good. Usually crowd control CC splash breaks games
Making all truth for this flash. Oh god. Wait. Oh my god boss bandit wizard
Listen, listen. What is boss bandit do bad against air units and swarm units wizard? Oh my god
Wait, look at this push. Oh my god. I'm sick to my stomach. I just I'm just now realizing this
Look at the wizard tornado pool versus rascals and minions, which is a deluxe or by the way
I
Horneous thing in avatar
Squorching tornado, huh, that's not good usually crowd control cc splash breaks games
Is that just one attack
Wonder who won.
Yep, skip.
Have the TV were out? Was this creators talking and yapping?
Okay, let's go back to the wizard.
What?
Ha!
Also, can we touch on the ice golem a little more? I don't know.
Like, let's... Supercell, you guys are pretty swift with this.
I got a 9 second clip of the ice golem and a 4 second clip of the wizard.
And then creators were like, uh, Feliz Navidad.
Like bro, what's ha- what is happening?
What is go- what is going on in this thing?
They didn't tell us how much elixir this is.
And does the second attack create a tornado or is it only the first attack?
It's all true for his flash and vanishing swarms of enemies.
That's all of them.
That's- he did two attacks and they caused two tornadoes.
Wait, how much elixir is his ability?
The ice golem ability was two.
How much elixir is his ability?
Chat, I gotta know.
How much elixir is his ability?
How much two? Okay.
Thank god.
Someone said free.
Yeah, never hire that guy.
Later, whoever type free, get out of the chat.
Fire and Ice.
Well, Wizard was broken.
Probably gonna obtain my master ticket.
Using broken heroes before I get Wizard.
Holy crap.
Don't overcommit.
Okay, can we tap into the Ice Golem more, please?
I'm overwhelmed.
Again, I'm overwhelmed.
What is the Ice Golem? I wanna tap into this.
Okay, so the hero ice golem hero ice golem has a tulip extra ability ability summons a snowstorm
It's okay. It summons a snowstorm. This is like about the same radius as a
giant
Also, if you actually look at the card itself
The hero ice golem is gigantic compared to the regular ice golem
Enemies inside are slow down slower attacks and slower move okay
it. Slowdown, slower attacks and slower movement, but on top of that, it also looks like it's
doing damage to them, does it not?
I mean, maybe I'm crazy, but it looks like it's doing damage.
And if it stays too long, brain freeze, the card freezes.
I hear enemies and take the whole fight with you
Let's do this. That's it. That's all we get. All right, I mean, okay
Hold my god. Oh my god. I am at my wits end here, dude. I don't I I don't even know
bro
When you saw how un receptive the community was
to heroes and maybe I'll throw them a bone here maybe part of the reason why
everybody's so mad is because of level 16 the timing of when they released it they
could not have released it at a worse time they literally said hey we're
gonna drop level 16 which is going to literally force you to spend money or
get paid a win and also on top of that we're gonna introduce an entirely new
card concept to the game so that way now instead of having two card con or
of three card concepts, you now have four because you have champions with an ability,
evos with an ability, base cards and heroes.
On top of that, there are 70 plus cards who do not have evos.
Everybody loves evos.
Every time there's a new evo included in the battle pass, everybody buys it.
Do you guys overly break them?
Sure.
You guys could do a better job of balancing evos.
For sure.
That's fine.
I understand the business model.
You guys want to make the evo broken, get everybody to spend money, then nerf
I get it. The furnace, baby dragon, witch, I mean the list goes on and on and on.
But like, heroes are introducing a fourth card concept. No one's receptive to this.
Like, no one's receptive to it, and instead of back pedaling, they release more heroes.
Let's do this.
I don't know man um I don't know did abdod make a video abdod makes really good videos
let's see if you made one let's see if you made one no he hasn't he hasn't made a video
I don't know bro I don't know I'm just depressed I guess I don't know yeah I don't know I don't
No, no, I'm just sad.
Let me give a closing statement on this video here.
Supercell, we need to talk.
Shout out, Scyther.
It's just like none of your player base wants level 16.
Your player base is not receptive to heroes.
Why would they be?
The game, if you're getting back in the Clash Royale,
Matt, put yourself on somebody's shoes
with somebody who played Clash Royale years ago.
There's now Evolutions, which takes a while
to adjust to what that even is.
There's Champions, which takes a while
to adjust to what that even is.
And now there's Heroes, so there's three card concepts.
You guys released Level 16 with the sole intent
of making money, while in turn losing millions of players.
What's the one thing players love about this game?
They love events and they love evos.
Where are the events?
Where are the global tournaments?
Where are the evos?
Bro, evos are awesome.
Like, if you're somebody who's maining a deck for nine years
and your deck finally gets an evo,
it's the coolest thing ever.
Like, if the bowler ever got an evo,
I would probably play class nine hours a day,
because that's my favorite card ever.
And I'm sure those people who, like, love the baby dragon,
evo's got to read some of the baby dragon,
why are we moving so far away
from all the things that work?
It's like, you guys are expediting
the process of killing your game.
It's just, and I said this before,
a year from now, two years from now,
when people make documentaries about, like,
Oh, why Clash Royale died, or why Clash Royale died,
or why Clash Royale lost 40% of his player base?
When people make documentaries, people
are going to look back to things like level 16
and things like heroes.
And it's like, instead of going away from that,
you're like sinking your teeth deeper into it.
It's just, it's so sick, I don't know.
I don't know, I really want to,
I really want to have like somewhat of a say
in a video game down the road.
Like I want to have my own video game.
And my only rule is, just no matter what,
you do exactly what the player base wants.
It's so simple.
You don't do your own fucking thing, bro.
I just feel like a lot of my gaming companies
are just so incoherent.
It's like, you just completely disregard
everything the player base does.
You made more heroes.
There's no evos.
We didn't even get a fucking evo through all this.
There's no evos.
I mean, are we dead ass?
Like, oh my God.
We didn't even get an evo.
I rest my case.
So that's done.
I don't know, bro.
The only thing you should be worried about if you own a game
is the player base.
Because the player base is the only reason why you have a
dollar to your name.
It is the only reason why you have a fucking dollar.
It's because of the player base.
So you should not ignore them.
You should listen to them.
Because they're the ones who play the game.
All right, now into this shit, which this is even worse.
Don't worry, at least Clash Royale is not flooded with hackers.
So as you guys know, I got back into Siege about two weeks ago.
It's literally trending on Twitter.
This is insane.
No, no.
This is so bad, it's insane.
Let me go live on YouTube, I almost forgot.
So as you guys know, about two or three weeks ago,
I got back into R6.
I've been playing it on stream, off stream, damn near every night.
We're either doing clips or competitive champ or just solo queueing ranked.
We're doing a tournament tomorrow.
I don't know if we're going to be able to do a tournament tomorrow.
I'm going to get into this.
I got back into Siege like three weeks ago.
And I've been having more fun on Siege than I've had in years.
It just feels like 2023, when I was actually having fun on the game.
Dude, I've been solo queueing.
I've been playing crazy good.
I've just been locked in, real.
I've been locked in.
I'm like a brava main now, by the way, Chad.
That gun is crazy.
This morning, I wake up.
This was, I mean, four hours ago.
This morning, I wake up and Rainbow Six Sieges inflames.
I don't even know what we should watch first.
Let's read their tweet first.
So Rainbow Six Sieges said, nobody
will be banned for spending credits.
Oh, OK.
We actually shouldn't start here.
Let me take you guys back to where it all began.
So these clips started circulating, right?
The service went down and back up
and then now I have two billion credits,
two billion renown, fucking, they're dead.
Okay, this is not fake.
Like this is not edited.
If you logged in to Rainbow Six Siege this Saturday morning,
you were given two billion credits.
The skins, the fucking, all the, like, all the names.
Literally enough to buy like everything in the shop 80 times over.
Places, that's about...
1000 times over.
The Clover Charm as well.
I've even reached out my game, I was trying to avoid doing this, bro.
And it just all fucking came in my fucking locker.
It's a service like da-
So, okay.
Now we'll go here next.
Now, this is the next thing that happened.
Fucking...
Okay, okay.
Here's the original tweet.
So here's the original tweet, right?
Chat, this tweet has 30,000 likes.
So it happened at 4.31 in the morning, December 27th, which is the day for the
morning. This is what happened.
Forgot that I had given her an extra key. All this was time. She was standing there.
She never took her eyes off me. He's like singing a song through a TLS
breach. There's more. There's more. King George's Suite. Seems like R6 is completely fucked.
It's unreal how bad. Hackers have done the following. One, banned plus unbanned thousands
of people. Taken over the ban fee, they can put anything down. Gave everyone two
billion credits plus renown. Gave everyone every skin, including dev skins. Now like
At first, like I had to pinch myself to even, like, this is so insane.
So here's what I understand.
At around 4 to 4.30 AM this morning, a group of hackers just completely took over the game.
I don't know if it was like Exdevs or something or whatever.
Two billion credits and renown was applied to every Rainbow Six Siege player's account
who signed in today.
I didn't sign in because I didn't want to get hacked or banned.
I've already gotten, oh yeah, mind you.
A week ago, my UbiConnect got hacked into.
Long fucking story.
I think I got that fixed.
But I wanted to watch Varsity's video,
because I feel like Varsity will do a good job of explaining it.
So let's watch this.
I want to call it.
Oh, and let's check out the tweet they just tweeted.
Let's see.
OK.
Nobody will be there.
I wanted to show you guys the tweet after,
so you guys have some frame of reference.
Nobody will be banned for spending credits received.
A rollback of all transactions that occurred since 11 AM
is now underway.
The ban ticker was turned off in the past update.
Any messages seen were not triggered by us.
An official rainbow six seed shield guard
band wave did occur.
But it's not related to this incident.
We are working very hard to get this resolved
to make sure players can stand again.
Oh, yeah.
And on top of that, so basically the R6 devs
kind of woke up this morning obviously and saw that there was like an insane
server breach so they completely shut off the servers I might be wrong but I
don't even think you can play siege right now because they just panicked and
didn't know what to do and just shut down the servers completely so they're
like putting a bandit over a gunshot um I don't know or not bandit banding but
yeah let's get into varsity's video bro 30 minute video I'm assuming this
gonna deep dive this.
Originally this video was just gonna be about how cheaters are back in Siege, but cheaters
actually managed to hack into Ubisoft themselves and compromise the entire game.
This all happened last night and it's still an ongoing story, but this is what we know
so far.
Oh god, they were right.
I'm level 211,000 with 2.1- Just to give you some reference here, I've been playing
for 10 years and I'm level 1400.
Like.
Billion credits and renown and this is actual currency I can use
I want to see him you and they added all of these rare skins. They got three glaciers
I got the dev skin and
the super rare clover charm
But that means that some people fully like hacked
Evie softened siege is being able to give every single account in the entire game
2.1 billion credits and some skins that is a crazy amount of work and they
they a hundred percent did this because if you didn't know Ubisoft is on holiday
Ubisoft always shuts down for Christmas. That's what I was gonna say whoever
these hackers are are like definitely a group of people and they're
definitely really fucking smart because Ubisoft barely works on the
weekends on top of that they did this on a Saturday morning right after
Christmas like when no dabs are in the office which is fucking I'm sorry but
genius I don't know.
To afternoon years every single year something bad happens usually it's just
cheaters come back like crazy that's what today's video was supposed to be
about was that there just can be a lot of cheaters but this time they went
above and beyond they actually hacked the entire server base and gave
everyone free stuff which is gonna be a huge issue for Ubisoft because
apparently these amount of credits 2.1 billion is worth 12 million US dollars
which is just insane. I'll warn you guys right now do not use any of them do not
use the credits do not use the renown because stuff like this has happened
before and Ubisoft has permanently banned people for doing this never to
this level never where everyone got credits but I mean you guys know about
the infamous credit glitch that I discovered with the doctors curse
event and they banned a lot of people for doing that so don't use the
Don't go to the marketplace because the marketplace is probably gonna be filled with a ton of items that you can buy with your credits
And if you start spending like crazy either Ubisoft is gonna permanently ban you or they'll temporarily ban you for a while and revert your account
But I don't know what's gonna happen because I guess which is also just an area, so I don't know like because
Because your game is bad you're just banning people. I don't know. Oh
My god, I'm gonna have like an anniversal today like
literally said you be something I just got back into the game like three weeks
two weeks ago I just I just got back into the game on holiday I doubt they're
gonna call in all of their devs yeah you can't ban someone I'm sorry you're not
a lot like you can't do that you can't just if I'm a little kid right and I'm
12 years old and I load up siege this morning and I have two billion credits
you better believe with your entire heart and soul but I'm spending I'm
I'm a little kid like what are you gonna do ban me like because your game is bad
Like it doesn't make sense
But I remember when people do bugs and exploits and stuff and get banned. It's like bro. It's it's your exploit dog
It's your exploit. It's like I should look you fix it. I have to like I know it's a Saturday now as well
It's the 27th. They're gonna have to call in devs for like emergency fixes over the holidays
Yeah, that's a couple fucking coffee by the way. Yo
No.
Merry Christmas.
Get your ass to the office.
Brrr, brrr!
Like, you're getting,
it's like four in the morning.
These poor like dabs, I don't even know.
Brrr, brrr!
Uh, hey, get to the fuckin' office.
Everybody who plays Siege has 2 billion credits right now.
They're buying everything in sight!
This is actually crazy.
This is the most any cheater group or whatever.
I don't know who did this, but this is the most.
Yeah, I would say, like,
not like to say this loosely, this is going to go down as one of the worst
cheating scandals in not even scandals, but like worst cheating events on an
updated game in years.
Like this is top five.
I don't know.
This is the same thing they've ever done because normally again, it's just
cheaters cheaters come back and then we have to deal with them for a bit.
But to do this on such a large scale is insane.
And I assume they're responsible for taking down the battle pass as well.
I don't know what happened there.
Maybe it's because of everyone's account levels.
I don't know.
I've also seen that a lot of people apparently
are getting banned for cheating,
for harassment, for whatever.
So just, if you see that pop up, don't worry about it.
How much do you want to bet?
I load up my game tomorrow and I'm banned or something.
You know they banned me.
Like I already do.
I just know.
I'd be very wary about even using these skins,
especially the dev skin.
I do not think any of you should use the dev skin.
As far as I'm aware, there is an automatic.
Hey chat, legitimate question.
Am I able to sign in right now?
I kind of want to just try to sign in.
Hopefully not.
Ah, it doesn't, they'll unban me, but like, am I able to sign in?
You can't.
You can't?
Okay.
Foot cream already applied about your late-
Like where if someone who isn't a dev is running the dev skin, they just get permanently
banned for cheating.
So I would be very careful about running the skin.
The glaciers and the clovers you can risk it if you want, they'll probably-
That's probably the rarest skin in the game.
I think only the devs had that until today, obviously.
You can remove it from your account, but I wouldn't touch any of this.
And again, I wouldn't even spend any credits.
Even if you buy your own credits and you just want to use those, do not spend any
until this gets taken care of.
Hopefully it gets taken care of quickly as well, because this is, again, a massive,
massive breach.
But again, since you just have some holidays and they're gonna have that emergency call
in devs, this might take like a week.
Who knows?
I have zero clue.
I'm just speaking on my ass.
But then I thought Cheetah was gonna be our biggest problem.
This is...
And say who knows what they're gonna do next as well.
If they already have access to all of this and they're able to do this for every account
across the entire world, they're gonna be able to do a lot more.
And I...
Bro, yeah.
Like, that's a good point.
If they're able to do this, like, what else are they able to do?
This is going...
Bro this again leads to like my overarching just driving home point
If you guys actually want this game to like it last you need to make this game on a new engine like this game needs to be completely
Overhauled a rehauled. I don't know if they have the budget or the funding for that
I don't know the game probably earned a lot of money. I remember last year
It was like a it was a top like it was like a top four game on Xbox five on PS or something like
I remember last year, it was like four on Xbox, seven on PS, like, you're not making no money, like, I don't know, um...
So, the game needs to be made on a new engine, like, period. It's just, it would fix all the cheating problem, now there's hacking, it would probably fix that.
I'm a little bit terrified at the implications of that, but if that wasn't bad enough, we were facing a lot of cheaters the other day.
Unfortunately, the majority of cheaters in Siege are kids. And what did all these kids ask for for Christmas? New cheats.
And this is because Ubisoft put their foot down and finally banned a ton of cheaters so now these kids who can't compete any more
Yeah, I saw all over Tik Tok like kids getting cronises and kids getting Sims for Christmas
We're so good and you advantage so every single one of them asked for cheats for Christmas and now the servers
And their core mom doesn't even know the one benefit though even though there's more cheaters
It looks like they're getting banned faster than ever
You'll see in this video that we had four matches back to back to back with cheaters
And within 24 hours, two of them got banned, and not manually banned.
These were automatic by the system, so the anti-sheet is finally doing its job.
It just sucks that we sell to face-sheeters.
Sorry these guys locked you up.
Oh, they're quick-peaking everything.
Smoke's on this ping.
He's on me down.
Might be right.
That's smoke dead.
Nice.
But we just ate up there.
Where's the cheetah?
Gonna watch the garage run out for a little bit.
Where's the cheetah?
There's definitely one on games.
This guy fucked the reception.
That's garage.
Bulldoor, Bullwind.
We're on here.
Habana, go find a new game.
You're so awful.
Yeah.
This is the most sane siege player.
He impacts garage wall, lay, dies, obviously,
because it's like the loudest sound you can produce,
and then says the guy that killed him is awful.
I'm gonna shoot you.
Where's the cheating, though? I don't see it.
He's in my shoulder, or he is so angry.
Oh!
Ash killed three.
Did you down somebody?
No, he killed all three.
God did he start rage inside? Oh god. Oh shit. I didn't know. Yeah, he just rushed
There's nothing more terrifying than an
Yeah, yeah, yellow
Where's the cheating
I didn't know we're cineac like I didn't know we're cineac
We had literally no one watching site. I think he just walked in through shark
No one was holding it. No, he hopped in bunts and yeah, this happens like 25% of all solo queue rounds
You just have five roamers and you instantly lose or the more annoying one is like you have four roamers and you're solo queueing
So you decide to anchor and then somebody just crouches in behind you and shoots you in the back
Because there's nine gaps because it's solo queue and no one understands how to play the game
And then I don't know he walked into laundry and killed Cineact
Did no one holding bunks at all?
All right, the rush is dead
It's just gameplay oh
Oh, oh, it's just gameplay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. All right. All right.
Chas, is there any other... Is there anything else to watch on this?
Oh, drama alert tweeted about it? Good God.
Rainbow Six Siege was allegedly hacked.
Yep, there's the picture of the dev skins.
What else are they hiding from us?
Dude, we stopping this for now.
Now, yes, Gilly Mae was in the Epstein files.
Yeah, I don't even know.
Oh, surely there's TikToks, right?
Yeah, yeah.
Okay, surely there's TikToks.
Let's see.
Siege has been hacked and is now shut down
including the marketplace.
In case you don't know, you might have signed on
to see millions and millions of R6 credits,
higher rank but siege just tweeted out but now we're go update siege and the
marketplace have been intentionally shut down while team focuses on resolving the
issue now in case you don't know you may have signed on to like this many
credits like billions of credits do not spend a legacy or rank would be higher
there's been content critters who have just been banned randomly it's like a
visual bug for a big should have also just gave everybody champ like why not
Random visual bug crazy stuff saying the right side. So they had to shut down now
Will you get banned for spending these credits? I don't know. I'm not gonna say yes
But I'm not gonna say no either. We've seen when people have done great job question. How many of y'all actually spent those credits
I'm a little bit curious. How many of y'all actually spent those credits?
Me me
me
Me all right. It looks like literally mingo said bought me a lamb off
It looks like literally everyone in here's credit
Okay, well, I was gonna say there's no way they can ban everybody because you would just be banning your entire
Community, but now what's gonna be hard is like
How are they gonna know which like his like let's say like Jack for example my account like I have a lot of glacier on it
But let's say like I spent the credits on new glacier like it's gonna be hard for them to tell what skin perc like what perxes were legitimate and not you know what I mean
Like I don't know
It's gonna roll back
Roll back
Okay, but here's my question
Although just look at the dates. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. That that makes sense that that makes sense
Hackers have given players 2 billion credits in the rarest items in the game like the Golden
Clover Charm and R4C Glacier just by logging on.
These credits are being given to players by hackers and players that are taking advantage
of this whether it be buying anything on the marketplace or purchasing anything in
the store will most likely be banned.
When it comes to Ubisoft losing money they will stop it fast and when I mean stop
it I mean ban everyone who exploits it.
Do not do anything with your account right now, Ubisoft will not hesitate to ban
you.
could go into a documentary for the biggest game hack ever recorded in the history of games.
I honestly feel bad. Ubisoft went on a one-week break for the holidays and they're gonna come
back with a whole new game. Stage 2 is coming and it's not by Ubisoft, it's by Crazy Hacker.
Yeah, I don't know, bro. I don't know. It's so fucking good.
Okay, now another thing as of I think yesterday, or what's that yesterday or two days ago?
I think yesterday.
No, two days ago.
I think today is like completely disbanded, bro.
So, Chaz, are there any videos that are good to watch on that if like, I don't know,
it's like everything that's happening?
Is there any video that's that are good to watch on that?
Is there any YouTube videos?
Pfft.
Kai's Tweet.
Banks Twitter.
OK.
Kai's Tweet.
Wait, how about you can you put up Kai's Tweet?
Oh, PBM Vid.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Plix Vid.
Because I want to know all the details of what's
actually happening.
Because this kind of came out of nowhere.
Kai's Twitter?
What?
Oh, shit.
Wait, this was five minutes ago?
Dude, what's happening?
What's going on in the last fucking 30 hours?
Okay.
GGs, bro.
Never in another relationship again.
I mean that's I don't know chat there are some relationships that work out bro to be honest
bro chat the other day bro I ran into um dude the other day chat I ran in I saw this old
couple it was the most wholesome thing I've ever seen bro it was this um it was an old
man and an old lady and they were like the old man was like walking her across
the street. They were probably like 80 years old and you know they've probably
been married for like 60 years. So it's not never be another relationship again.
You know like sometimes it works out bro. Sometimes it works out you know what I
mean? But it was the sweetest thing I've ever seen bro. It was this old man
Then walking this lady across the street route, it was so wholesome.
Okay. Oh, it's all on Banks Twitter. Oh, shit.
Alright, let's go to the beginning of it.
Okay, this all happened in the last 24 hours, I think.
Okay, this is the beginning of it right here.
Yep, okay.
I have nothing to do with what's going on at phase command right now.
I left four months ago, and I have moved on with my life.
fortunate to see wishing everybody involved the best if there's anything I
can do to help I'm here nobody loves pays more than me okay and many made this
video we have us what's up oh shit my camera's fucked all right and I think
they're going live in 30 minutes by the way chat very Christmas yeah right
Talk to this happen on Christmas deal. I'm more so like just sad than anything
Because bro, it was a great group of people bro like dude
I feel the sad edits on tiktok man
It was a great fucking group, bro, and I hope like I don't know what it's gonna be
But I hope they like make their own org or do their own thing because like there's such a good group
Bro, but yeah, no thanks from banks for me, you know that space banks
All right, let's see. What a fucking terrible day
What a terrible year.
I left face five months ago.
And this wasn't for a narrative, this wasn't for the camera, this wasn't for Twitter, this was very, very real.
It was off the, off the heel.
Chad, does anybody remember any left face? Or like, what was the reason?
Both of us. Some Twitter drama and the boys were, you know, getting blown up in their comms and in their chats.
As we all know, in this world, wacky, strange world of streaming, that's really all that
matters.
These streamers, all of them, every last one of them are forced to appeal to their comms
and their chats and narratives on Twitter.
And if they don't, they lose viewers.
If they don't, they take a hit financially to their career.
And this has a huge effect on who their friends are, who they're in relationships with,
all of it, everything.
the way they treat each other online?
I mean, I guess that's true, like he's right.
The problem is Twitter comms, bro.
That's the biggest problem.
I've tried to, bro, first off,
as you guys know, there's that old Twitter comm of me.
I did not make that, did not ask that to be made.
I've tried to have that deleted.
I even, like, when the guy who made it, like, Virgil,
He's pretty cool, but like I wanted to get it deleted just because like it's just the most negative shit ever
And I've said this about Twitter a thousand times
Twitter is the worst platform on the internet. It's not even fucking close
I literally deleted Twitter on like my main primary phone that I use every day
Because every time you go on Twitter, you're you're you're just like it's the most toxic dog shit platform ever
Also Twitter comes the whole parasocial tweeting like farming shit because the problem with Twitter is like
Everybody is just trying to get as much likes as possible, and they'll do anything and say anything
But yeah, if it was up to me, I wouldn't I would have never had it. I hate Twitter a lot of the people that sit in Twitter comes and tweet every day
No, no denying it are absolute fucking losers like
Legitimately full-blown losers if you're spending every waking minute of your life
Tweeting about a person who's never even met you who you've never even met who you only know about for streaming
You are a fucking freak brown legitimately and that's been my stance on that for a year
I've never like Twitter's the worst platform ever. I go on Twitter once a week. It's completely 100% based and rooted in
The feedback that they get in real time from but he's I mean like I think he's dead on the money here
I'm not gonna lie, Twitter is horrible.
That's incom.
So again, as somebody, an old man, 34 years old,
you guys never let me forget it.
Who no longer makes content, who doesn't have a stream,
who doesn't have his own platform.
It's impossible for me to create a narrative
or control my narrative or really respond.
Not that I really give a fuck to anyways,
but yeah, all this drama's created
and we get on a call five months ago
and the guys are like,
listen, we're over the drama.
We think it's best if you just publicly step down from base just to cool down the drama
online.
I reacted very emotionally to this.
I was obviously took it very personally and was offended because, again, I used my entire
network, every dollar that I've ever made, everything that I've ever had, this brand
that I built, I used all of it as leverage to start these guys as a content group and
and they kicked the shit off with their sole goal
and intent to bring FaZe back to the top,
which we did, we did that all collectively.
Over the last two years, FaZe has won Oregon a year twice.
And yeah, I was the first guy in the room.
These guys would have never lived in the house together
if it wasn't for me.
These guys are all at minimum 10 times the size
in terms of audience and platform now
as before they joined FaZe.
These guys have all made millions and millions and millions of dollars in the last two years.
And none of them could ever dispute the fact.
Max just said it himself on a stream, joining phase is one of the best decisions I've ever
made in my life.
I've heard that from Lacey.
I've heard it from Silke.
I've heard it from Jason.
I've heard it from Ron.
I've heard it from Adapt.
I've heard it from every single person that's ever joined phase, specifically these guys.
And I'm here to tell you, as former phase banks, this was one of the worst decisions
I've ever made in my entire life. I gave up my entire adult life to this. I had put myself
in millions and millions and millions of dollars in debt. I have never made not one singular dollar
outside of my salary via phase. Not selling it, not buying it, raising money. I've just put myself
further and further in debt. Yeah, I think phase to acquire and all the costs for these guys
careers over the last two years I think ballpark 40 million bucks and I think probably collectively
these guys have had to have probably made like 20 million in the last two years collectively
I would guess and not $1 of that 20 million has ever gone back to phase never mind me
even if it did ever go back to phase that's not mine and I just fucking can't believe
it I can't believe I'm in this position now where people are calling for my head people
or wishing for my death.
People are telling me I ruined phase.
I ruined phase, guys.
I ruined it.
What I have had not one saying anything that's
gone on in the last five months.
And I said all the shit in motion in the first place.
I ruined it.
I ruined it.
There's five, six individuals who are multi-millionaires
and have beautiful careers ahead.
And God bless you, and I wish you guys the best.
And I ruined it.
Yeah.
The fact of the matter is, if we went in a time machine
two years back and I decided to never try to fix this day shit, I'd be much
better off. I'd have more money and these kids would just be doing what they were
doing before. It's hard for me to sit here and take that. It really is. And I plan
on going live tomorrow or the next day at some point in the future and really
kind of just laying it all out. A to Z, start to finish the entire 15-year
industry of this, specifically the last two years, specifically the behind-the-scenes
shit and the dynamic between all the kids in the back end, because I just watched some
clips from this Plackboy Max stream where he's playing a laugh track over my tweet, and it's
like, Max, I know we've had our individual differences, and I know I haven't really
seen eye-to-eye with a lot of the talent, because truthfully and honestly, I find you
guys all to be incredibly ungrateful, I find you guys all to have insane egos, and
I think it's disgusting and makes me sick to my stomach
that your guys' relationships with each other
and with every other streamer
and your community included is so incredibly fake.
You guys are the best actors on planet Earth
and you've made a complete career out of all of it.
Max, these are your boys,
but these are the same guys
that said they fucking hated your guts after you left.
And you know, you're the program,
you have an ego this side,
you think you're Travis Scott and this and that,
and also like Max, multiple conversations
about how wrongs, contents, cringe,
and you guys didn't fuck with the dad.
None of you guys fucked with Lacey or Jason
in the beginning.
You guys didn't want these guys to live anywhere near you.
You barely wanted to share a brain with them.
But FaZe was gonna find the Miami house for you,
rage, silk, and case on, so fuck it.
We'll take what we can get.
And then it all worked.
And we forced this relationship.
And I was called a fucking retard then,
and I was told then I was ruining FaZe.
And now two years later, it wound up being
the best thing that ever happened.
So you understand why I'm sitting here
and I'm frustrated.
I would hope, I would hope anyone watching
could sit here and understand why I would be frustrated
while a fucking entire hate mob is coming after me
on fucking Christmas.
My first Christmas without my mom.
What all I've ever fucking wanted to do
is help phase the success.
That's all I've ever wanted to do.
That's the only intent.
Where's the money?
I'm this fucking guy who's trying to
take everything from everybody.
Where is it?
Then why the fuck am I millions of dollars in debt?
Where is it?
It's in Pac-Man Max's bank account. It's in fucking Silky's bank account. It's in Jason Ronaldo Lacey's bank account. I
Wish this never happened. I
Wish that I never did any of this and they'll all still tell you this was the best decision they ever made in their life
I'm emotional and I'm passionate. I'm never gonna I'm never going to apologize for that
Anything that I do, anything that I speak on, anything that I work on, any talent that I fuck with, anything that I touch, I will always be 100% two feet in. That's just who I am.
And everything that I'm telling you guys right now is fucking straight facts.
It's dead wrong, bro. This is unfair. It's unfair to drag me like this. It's unfair to pin me as some fucking horrible guy.
Again, the fact of the matter is, every single one of these guys has a bigger platform in
an audience because they joined FaZe and met me.
It has millions and millions of extra dollars because they met me.
Whereas I, on the other hand, have lost years of my life to this shit and am significantly
worse off financially.
Significantly.
This has destroyed me.
My whole life has been completely destroyed in the last four or five months, but
Nobody gives a fuck because I don't have a fucking I don't have a twitch chat and I refuse to be one of the people to fucking
To just do what you guys are telling me to do. I don't guys the streaming shit is so fucking fried
It really is
The narrative is the clips the fucking the the appeal to comms and chat and like the willingness to just fucking
You know, it's funny. Everybody everybody looks at these streamers as guys and people who have these massive audience
and have influence over millions of people
and can impose their opinions and their will on millions of people, but it's not true.
It's the exact opposite.
The traditional influencer is dead.
These kids are the most heavily influenced people on the planet.
They are puppets attached to millions of strengths.
And if there are comms in their fucking chats,
see that the sky is red,
and they disagree,
and they say, no, no, no, Chad, I think it's blue.
I think it's blue. What's that fucking viewer number?
Number starts to fall off once they start to see L's in their chat once they start to see hate threads in their fucking comms
They switch up real quick, and it doesn't matter. It doesn't matter about objective truth. It's
the sky is red. I've been trying to talk to these guys for four or five months and
They don't give a fuck all they care about is their stream, which is completely fine. I don't need them to give a fuck
I don't need anybody to pretend to care
I'm done pretending to care
But if I had 100,000 viewers my name is Kai Sanat. They'd fucking be on my dick
They'd be welcoming me with open arms. I would add a big fucking red comfy chair at the streamer awards to fucking
Come fuck with us, bro. Let's do a stream tomorrow like that's just what it is and you guys know that's what it is and anybody
Arguing against that is just fucking completely lost these relationships are fucking fraudulent the fucking it's just it's
It's fucking fried, bro.
It's fucking fried.
And I'm happier than ever to be going my separate way.
And I'm glad that what happened happened five months ago.
I'm happy to be off of it.
There is no future for me in phase.
There is none.
That was my last try.
That was it.
There's nothing.
I have nothing left to give this.
I gave it my entire adult life.
And I tried my hardest.
And for anybody who's a fan of me and anybody who's a fan of FaZe, I'm sorry, I absolutely
failed you.
And the one thing I'm perfectly okay with being accountability for is being the root cause
of all of this, because at the end of the day I am.
This is in a fucking twisted way all my fault, because at the end of the day I put these
guys in a room.
At the end of the day I went and raised money.
I convinced these business people that this vision and these guys were a good
bet to take.
I thought in good faith that, you know,
if we gave people careers,
if we fucking gave everybody the best resources
and the shit worked,
then everything else will figure itself out.
And I'm so fucking naive and retarded
to have not made sure everything was fucking
better articulated and solidified
and just like people were on the same page.
I don't know, man, I failed miserably.
It's not the first L that I'm taking in my life.
It's not the first time I've failed.
But yeah, I wish that, in a weird way,
I do wish that I fucking was closer to the fold of the last four
or five months.
I don't think that this all would have happened this way.
I don't know, man.
I don't know.
I really don't know what to do.
I don't know what else to say.
I'm going to be live on Twitch because I have a lot to say
about a lot of specific examples of things
that have happened in the back end, in the background.
And I'm gonna be coming correct with receipts
and I'm gonna be completely open book about everything.
Everything, what I went wrong,
what I feel that people went wrong.
Yeah.
Merry Christmas, y'all.
I'm sorry.
This is it, this is the end.
Damn, bro.
Okay, then what happened after this?
This video, 16 hours ago, like this morning, or no, last night.
Yeah, should I watch this next?
Because I'm trying to, like, have all of the pieces of the puzzle together of what actually happened.
I didn't really explain why everybody left, though.
Like, I'm kind of curious as to why everyone left is the main thing I'm curious about.
Do you know what I mean?
Like, that's kind of the main thing I'm curious about.
But, I'm gonna say one thing, bro, about this video, the first video.
I remembered, like, vividly, like, I vividly remember, okay, this, okay,
I vividly fucking remember when, like, when the new phase got announced,
like, I don't know if anybody else remembers that, but like,
Obviously.
Anybody ever said on fucking like Twitter and shit was that like oh the new phase is terrible
It's a horrible idea. It's like the worst idea ever
I remember like all anybody did was just farm and like hate on like all the people that got recruited
I remember when everybody was dumping on Lacey for getting recruited like I remember all this vividly bro and
One thing you like can say is like I mean banks brought that group together like whether you
whether you love banks or hate banks or you're completely impartial, like he did
bring that group together bro, like he did and that group is, I mean like I said
that group is fucking amazing, like that's why I really hope they don't, I hope
they don't split up or whatever, I hope they end up, I don't know we'll see in
like I guess 20 minutes but like I hope they make a new org or something
because that group is fucking awesome dude, it really is. Obviously a lot of
big news happening the last 24 hours. I know a lot of people are looking at me
for my thoughts as these are my boys and I went through the process first. As I
said before, I want to be respectful of sensitive information. At the same time,
as you all know, in this business, conversations often take place with
assistant staffers and other people who aren't required to keep secrets and
everybody talks with something like this happens.
With that said, I can share a little more of what led to my own departure and what I
think may have been the feelings of my brothers.
I joined FaZe Clan last year.
I joined FaZe Clan last year, 2024, February.
out to K-Song, shout out to Rage.
Fill me, help bring him in.
Want me to join?
Brotherhood, bros, good time, great vibes.
We all some young kids, it's just like, damn,
we coming around and now we around niggas who, damn,
niggas was watching niggas on the screen
before we was in this position.
You feel me?
We in a position now where it's like, damn, bro,
we can do something great.
some amazing. Everything was smooth, y'all know it was in Miami. Somebody typed
silky 30, like, I'm sorry, it's just so unrelated to... Then we went to LA, you know,
good times, shit was cool for the most part, hiccups here and there, but
nothing where it was like ever would be a major issue. I'm gonna mute alerts
for this so I could just talk. As I know sub-a-thon happens. Even when we had our...
Dude, I remember the first phase sub-a-thon was literally fucking cinema, dude. Like that was...
It was never damn. This is not something that would... This is something that would break up,
something that would potentially be a huge issue. You get what I'm saying? It was good!
Yeah, I know if you was there for 2024 same mean they get
Bro, yeah, I know bro
Dan
Phasemus one happen
Everything still smooth as I know phasemus last year 2024 is great Bob. We had a good time
but if y'all can recall
There was a stream later on into the month where I'm not even going specifically name names
because if he was there he was there it's not the most big deal.
But we had a sponsor, there was a sponsor for that day.
Dude, was this the night I was there?
Bro, oh my, this night was a training rack.
Jack, this shows you my luck, bro.
was the night no this was the night somebody typed game night and niggas
didn't end up doing this sponsor yep bro okay dude the one time a year I did a
IRL stream of course it falls on like the worst night of all time like a good
night yes game night this is bro people are typing jinxie dude there is
someone typed it up there didn't end up doing a spot I started with
difficulties with us. Yes, brother. This was the night. Yeah. After that happened, according
to the assistants, assistants and staff, other creators, because I'm not allowed, I just
couldn't remember. But they said that phase has pulled
everybody for the rest of the month and set Niggas home early, right?
This is the first time where in my head, I went, huh.
Okay.
So,
how much control do we have here?
And how much control do Niggas have over us?
I don't know like I mean if that's the hard thing right like bro when you're doing a group
sponsorship you're talking about sponsoring I mean what a space like eight people that's
eight schedules eight people like it's fucking hard like you need to line up everybody for
one specific time but I don't really know if I would say that's a control thing like
Like if somebody, like if you agree in a written contract like that you will do a sponsorship
like you're literally responsible, I don't know obviously the behind the scenes of what
exactly happened, but yeah, I don't know, why did I not just call me, like what could
this guy possibly want?
Yo.
Did you kill Faze, I know you didn't.
Get out of here. No, okay. I didn't keep
It's any of the video ignore him right
Now but a bra I'll say this bro like if you agree
Again, I did not know the behind the scenes of what happened. I still don't know what happened that night
But if you agree to a sponsorship like and you don't if somebody doesn't show up and it's a group sponsorship
Like, I don't know if that's really a control thing.
It's just a contractual sort of obligation.
So I don't know.
I sort of disagree with that.
I'm gonna say that one more time.
How much control do we have here?
How much control do they have over us?
Move into January.
Y'all know I started 365.
someone at phase had introduced his chat and his chat is funny they're literally just typing
the Illuminati logo for like minutes.
It was me to my old manager brand, this is how I brand it.
I was working with Brandon from about November to January.
Y'all probably seen him tall, white boy with hair,
I mean, yeah, 153, oops.
Brandon had falling out with person who introduced me.
And person who introduced me
Who's person who introduced me who is that
Who's person who introduced me does anybody in the chat now y'all are like Google bros some but all right
Yeah, I'm not in the Illuminati stop
Banks oh
Why is he not saying his name though
tells me, according to my assistant and my creative director at the time, who are sitting in on all
calls, because they're on my team, tell me, I have to fire my manager and get rid of them.
or I can't be here when they're the person that introduced me.
Okay, now that's pretty strange. I've never even heard of that.
Video proof as well of this meeting. They were there.
This is information my assistants are just telling me.
After that happens, I stayed. Shout out to Brandon. He just wanted the best for me, wanted
me to be as good as I could possibly be. We're still cool.
Wait, so did he fire him? Did he fire him or no? Yes or no? 1.5 at speed? Yes, okay.
Because he kind of had to
You know, I got introduced to a new manager as I know I
Come back to LA after New York
And you know everything's cool. I'm cool with the boys. You feel me mean it was cool, but it's just like damn like
It is a will it weird air for a little while, you know what I'm saying
But everything I messed up that the end of the day we broke and we love each other like you saw me
I want to make that know Ron. I love you Jason. I love you dad. I love you major. I love you Sophie. I love you case on
I love you. Um, did I forget anybody?
Merry Christmas to you as well. I touched him. Oh, Lacey. I love you. I thought Lacey was the man I said first
Everything's cool
You feel me we figuring out what we're gonna do for the rest of the year
I guess yo we actually had this idea in this conversation now we were supposed to go on this hometown tour
Damn, bro. We're supposed to go on this hometown tour where we basically go around we go go to eat but before that happened
We started going through some turmoil
Is that a sport
I got a sound to you, a foot sound to you, chat.
You see that little townhouse? I'll give you one part.
Hey, you see that little townhouse? You see that little townhouse?
Did that match with her?
M-Page?
They try to make that nigga pay 20 bands a month. What the fuck?
Forget a percentage of myself. What the fuck?
What?
So that Max is such a good nigga, he just, hey, I'll bribe his one.
And now, niggas like Max look crazy, look like egoed out niggas.
No, that shit not cool though. Like niggas taking shit on the channel,
making him look like this nigga's an ego monster.
Niggas don't know the truth, bro.
Niggas don't know the truth.
Now, as I know, FBD worked for me, he's my cousin, now he's Strings now.
He worked for me, he sat in meetings, and he heard these things for his own ears, for
me, free man.
He's allowed to say whatever he wants as he feels, but as I know, I signed a face
in 2024 or so at the end of the day.
I signed piggers, there are certain things I can and can't say.
Oh, so he's in an NDA?
for how long like two years or something
probably longer low-key
that be deep?
I'm sorry dude
when I left phase
couldn't say anything you guys
Anyway, y'all remember the day?
Uh, y'all remember this day?
Is it like a jet taking off?
What stream was I in at Blue Hoodie?
Do we have that?
I don't know if we have that.
We might not have that.
Sounds like a jackpot.
I'm sure.
April 29th.
Yeah.
What?
What?
What we're cashing the deal with the D&D move.
Yeah.
This was a bad day.
The shift from Phasemus
into whatever FBD's talking about,
That happening is what made me realize.
Yeah, it's time for me to man up.
And if I wanna be what I one day wanna be,
or plan on being, I'd like that on myself.
No matter what happens to me,
or what maybe you might try to do.
So yeah, as I know, I ended 365.
Shortly after moving into a new house.
I'm gonna be honest, bro, like, on the N365 game, I was just burned, bro.
There's too much going on behind the scenes shit, streaming every day.
I was burned.
Okay, imagine starting 365, you starting somewhere, you streaming every day.
You have your team, and then seven days into it, niggas tell you, no, give me your
manager.
You're walking down like a hero.
Now I've got to scramble, figure shit out.
You know niggas they're helping finish it up, bro. It's like fuck, bro
You know, it's just like it's very it's very um, it's like uh, it's chaotic game every day waking up. I gotta figure out how the fuck
I'm going what what I'm going to do today
But it's like fuck. I haven't made it. I made it. We're going
No, no rage
Chill game chill game
But yeah, bro, um
So out of these moments, I was really questioned and I think I made decisions especially after this after you feel me
alleged thing happened
Where I'm like, bro
What am I gonna do here? I can't be here no more and I honestly didn't think I was gonna leave as soon as I did
but
It was on some shit like bro. I
Gotta make this decision sooner or later me
So yes, I ain't 365. I'm going for a couple months. I'm able to get my mental health back right
I'm able to get straight. I'm gonna pause. It's always true. I'm able to realize
I'm about to pee on a bush. I'll be back. You guys can continue that
on myself as a person and just be able to be good and i'm not saying all that was from
being in but i was just fucked up in a lot of different ways i just had to get myself like
you from me i come back
i'm missing one piece sorry to everyone in the store to fuck y'all up
y'all remember when lacey got kicked from base
He really got kicked from face.
He got kicked from face because according to the assistants and the staff and the cameraman,
they said that he had missed a video shoot or something.
Someone was missing video shoots.
And so, I actually got kicked from face.
Granted, he was allowed back in a couple, what's it called later, because we didn't
all have condos, but yes, he got kicked from face.
So my point is, this is to tell you all this, we have no control.
There was no control
There's like what puppets at least that's what it felt like you got I'm saying anything to happen at any moment
Well, they see love phase this thing it can't pay for this shit. This thing go hard as fuck
like hard as fuck
Like how can that happen bro, right cool
It come Tom. Yeah, I know the whole war happened, etc. Right
And then we have face cam I'm not gonna laugh for the past like two months. I was on some shit like damn
I'm like am I really gonna leave am I gonna stay but I'm not allowed like just on the fence
We don't have five by the way, which adds five. Did they go live yet or no? Let me know happens
I'm sure I miss something but but we don't own this shit. We don't and we don't have control of our careers
As much as we should yeah, bro. That's the one thing dude
Like it's not like they had ownership of phase, you know what I mean that is the one thing bro
why? So I'm going to be honest, bro. That whole face camp happened when we went to face
camp. I called up, I ring, y'all, y'all ring me for me. Yo, bro, move my shit out. I have
to face camp. I'm leaving. And I'm going to be totally honest, bro. Now I'm here,
I want to sit here and at least apologize publicly to my boys because they called
them very off guard. But the reason I did this was because I needed to make a
make a decision and stand on it.
I know if I had Niggas move shit out,
there's no going back.
I needed to make this decision.
Bro, this is just sad, I don't know, like.
I don't know.
I'm not like, I'm trying to like key every side of the story
so we can get like the whole picture of what happened.
But like, it's just sad, bro.
I don't know.
It's so sad, dude.
Not have any return.
Cause they're like such a great group, man.
You got what I'm saying?
So yeah, Niggas move our shit out, we come back.
You feel me?
I told them morning off, either morning off or day before
and I told them this, like, I literally remember
sitting outside on the guest house, I was with.
Case nine, I was with Ron, I think Silky and Jason.
Lacey wasn't there.
I told them, I said, yo, like I'm leaving, guys.
I'm leaving.
I told them, I said, yo, I'm leaving, girl.
And he fell me, I'm gonna keep it a buck, bro.
Like, they wrote niggas, bro.
They was trying to get me to stay, yo, stay, bro.
We can do this, you will figure it out.
Whatever guy you feel me.
But it's like, bro, I got committed to shit.
I know I can't be here, bro.
Niggas have done this wrong multiple times,
according to the assistants.
And it's like, bro, that's a man.
What do I look like, bro?
I got to fight for it.
Not fight for it, but I got to go after what I believe
is right and what I want for myself.
So I left.
The reason I apologized to them is one,
because how short notice it was and also how I left.
Yeah, I know I was in the right room.
It was definitely performative.
And even though I'm sorry, he's too funny, bro.
I like, it was definitely performative.
Yo, is that, did I hear that right?
Like, nah, bro.
I mean, like, what the fuck?
It's fucked.
Bro, he's dead asshole area.
It's not fucked, my boys.
You know what I'm saying?
And they had to catch some of that, too.
Now, the reason why I lied to this shit,
I didn't, was never said, was because at the end of the day,
if I came out and said this shit,
or said whatever the day I left,
now it puts them in a position
where they look crazy for staying
when they wanted to stay.
And at the end of the day, if they wanted to stay,
they wanted to stay.
You feel me?
Like, that's their career.
That is true, bro.
Kind of what he just said is like,
if he left and then said,
like all phase is so fucking awful
and all this awful shit happened,
but they're still in phase, oh wait, Rom's life?
Oh, five minute timer.
But like, if he left, right,
and he said like all these horrible things about phase,
It makes them look bad for staying in phase.
So he didn't, like, kind of, that's what he's trying to say.
Like, he doesn't want to, that makes perfect sense.
Like, that makes sense.
He doesn't want to, like, make them look bad.
You know what I mean?
That makes perfect sense.
Doesn't matter.
That's why I still do shit with these niggas.
Cause it's like, whatever.
You want to be there, you want to be there?
It's not for purpose.
That doesn't have to do anything.
That has nothing to do with me.
I feel it myself.
Hopefully they can figure it out one bit.
You feel me?
Or if the shit work and everything smooth,
everything smooth.
When I left, I got told,
Niggas that was there I'm not talking about the boys niggas who work for I got told it'd be the worst decision in my life
I told I would K KMS without being in this shit. You throw me
And I just want to say
I
Thank God that I bet on myself you throw me like that I bet on myself and that I am just to leave them
What the fuck I'm trying to do what I want to because
Like I said a lot of this is totally unrelated to this but like
like always, always, always believe in yourself.
Because the way people work, bro,
is when you're starting something out,
even if it's the best idea ever,
if you're starting something out,
there's not like no one is ever gonna believe in you, bro.
Like no one is ever gonna believe in you.
But the same people who don't believe in you
when you're starting out your dreams
are the first people to pat you on the back
and applaud you when you accomplish something great.
It is, and it's the loneliest fucking feeling ever, bro,
when you're starting something out
and not a single person believes in you.
And that's why I always say like,
I always appreciated my dad so much
because my dad always believed in me.
Like from the very beginning, you know what I mean?
Oh God, sorry.
But yeah, like I always appreciated my dad so much
because my dad always believed me from the very beginning
and like when you're starting something,
no one ever believes in you.
But then a lot of the same people
I never believe in you are like the first people that pat you on the back.
You know what I'm saying?
It's fucked, bro.
It's really fucked up.
That's how people are.
Be a good example for y'all, or just be a good example of what you can be.
I want y'all to be dreamers, bro.
Dream as big as you possibly can, bro.
You found me?
But yeah, so I left, you found me.
I know there's a lot of turmoil, and these was phoning me.
Just saying whatever.
But at the end of the day, bro, because I had to talk with someone.
I'm not gonna say who the face member is, but I had to talk with him.
He said, bro, please, don't just, you found me, he said, let us run.
Like, you know what I'm saying,
we got what we got going on.
I'm like, you know what, you right, bro.
Like, I don't want to fuck up.
Nothing got going on, bro.
Nothing.
Because it's like, it don't have to be.
Biggest thing I'll be cool, bro.
You know what I'm saying?
At the end of the day, the business side is the business side,
but, bro, I don't want to put you from me.
So I didn't.
But as you know, not everyone who left,
Ron, Lacey, Jason, Silk, had that left taste.
Yeah, that is the craziest.
I never in a million years, bro, that's what I said.
I didn't know if it was real or not at first. I assumed it was real
But like when a dapp said he left I was 100% certain it was real
That is that doesn't even sound right bro. A dapp has been in phase for what like over a decade now
Like that is like he like a dapp is phase bro
A dapp was with a phase for the highs and all the lows bro
So like hearing a dapp left was like oh shit. It's actually like a real like this is actually happening
It doesn't sound like it's just sound, I don't know, right?
Thank you for that slush.
Yeah, here we are still standing tall. You feel me?
That's it. And I just want to let you know, anyone that was here,
it stuck with me through probably my darkest months where I've never felt like I wanted to quit
before because I always knew this was my purpose. But like, this is the first time I ever felt that in my life.
Anybody that stuck here through August, September, you feel me?
I was in a fucking house with a gang.
I've never done this like damn bro.
How?
I'm gonna do it.
I always knew I'm gonna do it.
I ain't on the base.
I'm not on the quit.
So we don't make this shit shit.
But yeah, everyone leaving today.
I'm not gonna lie bro.
I'm not gonna speak for them.
But maybe it's in some shape though.
And please be easy to them.
Before we get to the end of the day.
They got some shit going on.
Before me.
And damn bro.
Well I think they're about to,
oh they're about to go live right?
Are they all streaming I
Want to see adapts POV to I don't know if they're doing like a group stream or like
I want to see a doubt. I don't know if they're doing like a group stream or I think they're doing a group stream
All right, let's just see
Let's see what this is
Okay, yeah.
Yeah, some guys, were you all on for sure?
Yeah.
We're good.
So, we're going to try to keep this like very simple.
Obviously this isn't a joke.
I know you all see, Silky is not here right now.
He's in New York celebrating with his family for Christmas,
which is understandable.
Somebody said, still can't do it very much.
On a thing.
A week ago, we all stopped streaming
during the last day of our marathon that we were doing.
And we didn't really, like I know a lot of people thought,
oh, we're trying to make this a joke or whatever.
That's never been the thing.
There's a lot of stuff that's happening.
And we have decided as a group
that obviously it was in our best intention
to leave face-climbing.
So, all the speculations that like,
oh, this is like an announcement,
or this is something that we planned,
this was not planned,
and this was just some things that we came to terms,
and yeah, we are leaving face-climbing.
Yeah, I mean, everything that Ron said is true.
The main thing I wanted to let y'all know is
cause seeing everyone leave online, like one by one,
Obviously, it looks crazy.
And you guys don't know a lot of what
is happening behind the scenes.
But what I can say, what I will add to that
is that nothing is going to change from the viewer's
perspective, from the chess perspective, with our dynamic.
We are all still rocking with each other.
We're all staying together.
Me, Ron, Lacey, Jason, Silky, K-Song, Ray.
We're all still doing our thing collectively
and working on our whole thing moving forward
and still going to be a part of each other's content.
It's not like everyone's going in.
Over here doing their solo thing,
over here doing their solo thing,
we're all still doing what exactly we were doing before,
just not underneath those four letters anymore,
which it hurts, it hurts me.
I think I love it more than everyone else,
but I feel like it had to be done.
It was too much of back and forth and too much stress over the months.
A lot of things you guys don't know about.
And you said, this will be for the better.
And that's really what it is.
Yeah, that's really all I have to say on the matter that you guys from the viewer's perspective,
from the viewer's perspective, nothing's going to change.
You guys are all going to still see us together every day.
what we do, having fun, laughing, and making content.
I think one of the main things to add on to that is like,
one of the biggest things that we wanted to make sure,
adding on to ADAPT is kind of the same thing,
but it's like, our main intention is to make content
to hang with each other and just produce content
to entertain, literally just to entertain
and that's what we plan on doing moving forward.
And the name that we had, obviously,
It's just not what we're going to be under, but nothing's changing.
Like I know a lot of people made a lot of speculations,
okay, but they got split, they're all going to go on our solo,
whatever it might be, are they going to make another group?
We don't have any plans on anything right now,
besides just staying together and just making content.
We don't know what the future holds,
and honestly, can they expect us to?
I mean, it's been a super emotional last week for all of us.
But what we're doing now, like they said,
is we're going to be sticking together,
making content, having fun every single day,
and you guys can be a part of whatever we decide to build for here
from the start.
And I think these past couple of months,
I could speak for myself and say, we
haven't been putting 100% into our content
due to all the stuff happening behind the scenes.
But moving forward and into the future,
I can confidently say that 2020 is going
to be our best year because we can focus
as long as we're purely entertaining.
Yeah, being the best version of ourselves.
Yeah, I mean, that's just the main thing right now,
to be honest.
Is there anything here?
We are.
That's a good idea.
Yeah, I know people expected us to come on here
and the whole internet's filled with drama
and hate right now.
But we're not gonna feed into that
or give any attention to it.
We just wanna move forward as a unit.
Yo, Alfie Guns,
You can keep typing Jinxy Ruin face, you're just going to get cross banned, bro.
Get a job.
I didn't ruin, I haven't done anything.
Get out of the chat!
It's more than a franchise.
Highlights, get them out!
It's a franchise.
It's better.
Yeah, it really has.
It really has.
For days, months, like before the Minecraft marathon, before the sub-a-thon, we were
dealing with this exact shit and it was kind of building up and building up and
building up and recently, I guess you could say it was a straw that broke the camel's
back, or you were all like, all right.
Wait, what was it?
What was it?
It's time.
It sucks.
Yeah, it sucks for me.
I grew up with a huge face, man.
Loving face, got to be a part of face.
Every era of it, whatever.
And I mean, at least I could say that I tried,
that we all tried.
And that we all did pretty fucking well.
We won, we won Orga the Year back to back years.
And even on a back to back Orga the Year.
And now we can move on together and do our own thing,
where we feel like we can make the decisions
we wanna make and how we wanna move
without any repercussions.
Repercussions are ours.
And it's ours.
Yeah.
I feel like I don't only motivate me,
but all of us, 100%.
For sure. 100%.
I think it's-
We're excited, man.
We're really excited.
That's the only thing we can say.
Yeah, and I appreciate y'all.
you guys all for being patient with us.
I know we kind of abruptly stopped the easement.
Yeah, no, but we didn't like with no updates.
We didn't want to make it seem that we're abandoning anyone.
We never, we didn't want to make it seem like
we're abandoning anyone and no one was like
or a foreign mean or anything like that.
We were having like real conversations
about the future of
managing everyone of our careers together,
individually, phase.
A lot of this shit was really heavy.
We were up to like three, four AM sometimes
after being up all day trying to figure the shit out.
We just wanted to make it work, and this was the solution.
To be honest.
And yeah, because like I said, and I
feel like I said this multiple times throughout different
speeches and all my training.
What made phase always phase was the people who
were inside it, and that was us.
We were the people who were inside of phase,
and that's what phase was.
us and we are leaving and we're still be able to do what we want to do regardless.
That was my number one thing. As long as we can all leave and collectively still be
in each other's lives, in each other's content. Be a part of living together all
that and work good and the viewers will be good, the chat will be good and
nothing's gonna change. It's just that simple fact.
And like to cut nuts as I ended, but maybe end it.
So like anyone who obviously supported all of us, thank you guys.
Even when Max was a part of it, and we were at the Miami House with them,
with the three second and one two broadlaw house.
All the jokes, all the clips, like all the memes.
I've been there one time.
All the support for the last two years, yeah, two years almost.
It's been crazy.
It's been insane.
I don't think it's ever been done in a streaming group.
I think we obviously have changed our lives.
That's what I'm saying.
Faced changed our lives back to back for us.
This is really sad, bro.
It's incredible what we accomplished in not even two
years.
Yeah, we appreciate anyone who supports the past
and supports our future in as well as the phase.
We're very thankful and grateful for the opportunities
that we were given.
All the things, the content we
able to make just putting us in the same room together and you know introducing us
you know it created like lifelong friendships so that's gonna I think
um really yeah a couple of us might know that's how to explain more yeah I might
go sit up and like that's top top for like maybe 10 15 but yeah that was
really it y'all I appreciate y'all just know the best is yet to come the
best is yet to come. Dude, um, unbiased point of view, I think they're all under like that,
MDA. Um, the only thing I heard, uh, I don't know, but like the only thing I heard was,
Adapts said this week's was the last straw, but what was that like?
Like I don't know cuz chat people are saying y'all are saying a whole lot of nothing you ain't explained shit
Yeah, I don't like I'm pretty sure they're under a NBA. So like I don't think they're able to say anything like I don't know
Let's see the desktop, so maybe...
Can y'all see me? There's some things I want to talk about.
So before I even get into what I'm gonna talk about, I'll be honest with you guys.
I will be honest. I'm pretty nervous right now.
I love Browning.
But anyone thinking that I'm gonna be reading off
what I got sent to me?
I love Ronnie.
I completely wrote all these bullet points down
that I want to talk about.
Oh no!
I wrote down that amount of stuff.
I probably learned like 10 to 15 minutes.
I wrote down everything.
This is not a PR person.
This is not a lawyer.
This is not nothing.
I wrote this down from the bottom of my heart
because yeah, I'll explain everything.
There is a lot I want to keep preference
that I can't explain.
Stop asking me what made me wear glasses,
There is some stuff that I can't talk about, obviously, but this is stuff from the heart
and I want to go down these bullet points.
First and foremost, I want to talk about me.
I've seen a lot of speculation that Lays is fired, he's not.
I want to get that out of the way, just straight up.
I don't know where that came from.
Oh, how about gifted?
That's the first thing.
Besides that, let's get into the phase stuff.
I have been a fan of phase since I was 12 years old.
I looked up to Adapt.
I looked up to Rain.
I looked up to everyone in here.
I looked up to so many people.
And I'm sure there's a lot of viewers in here
who might have done the same.
Tabry with the 200.
Always wanted to.
W Tabry!
Maybe, not everyone, but me personally.
This has always been a dream of mine.
Tabry, I love you, bro.
Thank you.
When I joined the team.
Sorry, I'm just locked in right now.
it was such a cool moment for me because I remember back when I was 13 on Black Ops 2
or whatever I got in lobbies with Faze Rain and I started crying because I was like oh my god I'm
in a lobby with a Faze member I haven't recorded actually on my mom's phone she has it somewhere
and it's a real moment to be able to be a part of Faze.
I was also a part of Faze when it was not as popular when it started to go down a little
bit and there was a lot of things that never got fulfilled and I sacrificed a lot because
I just wanted Faze to win I've always wanted I always wanted Faze to win that was my biggest
goal was I just wanted Faze to win and I think that's very easy to see with a lot
of stuff that I portrayed such as being always on time for video shoots, being on
time for stuff, whatever it might be. It sounds cliche and it sounds corny but I
have a lot of ways to prove it. I never even cared about the money from Faze.
I never cared about making money from Faze. I just wanted to grow the name Faze
and I wanted to represent it for my whole life. In fact there was a
there was a clip that surfaced a couple months ago. Stop saying cap. I make my
money through streaming thanks to you guys shut up there was a clip there was a
clip surfacing a couple months ago saying me personally when I said I would
never ever leave phase a day in my life no matter what happens yeah I didn't want
to leave phase but I had to make a real decision but I never wanted to leave
That is the truth. I never wanted to leave. In fact, it gets me sad. Like, I know a lot of people might
troll about this, but like, it gets me sad because when I called my mom that I told her I was leaving,
she was crying a little bit and I was upset because it was always a goal of mine to be a part of,
like, this group. It's all I knew growing up. I was an internet kid. I watched gamers. I watched,
as you all know, I have a lot of internet culture in my brain. A lot of jokes. I've
I've always loved the internet.
I've always loved everything about the internet.
And it makes me sad that I had to do this.
There's been so many streams canceled or feelings,
I couldn't say publicly, because of stress on myself.
And it got so bad to the point where
I started going to therapy, which is the first time
I'm ever speaking up about this.
I don't know, just on mental stuff.
I've had a really bad mental, not believing in myself, et cetera.
It's been kind of miserable, but obviously, the joke on the internet,
you're a millionaire, shut up.
I'm very, there's nothing on that side.
It's like, I just, I don't believe in myself in a lot of ways.
And I feel like it was due to a lot of things.
I just want to be honest with you guys.
But I feel like being a good person got me ran over a lot in certain ways.
And it's not going to change who I am though.
I'm always going to be a good person,
and I'm always going to try to be real as I can be.
And I always wanted this group to win more than myself,
and that is the truth.
Stuff claimed on my name by individuals online.
I've already admitted and joked about for months.
I'm not going to say names, but there's
been speculation that I've done things, stuff
that I've admitted and joked about.
I think it's very obvious.
And now I want to get into individuals.
Blackboy Max.
When Max left phase, it was, so I
got to be able to say things properly here, obviously,
for Max.
When Max left phase, obviously I was sad.
I was super sad.
I was in the room with him and Jason.
By the way, this is stuff that I talked to before I started
this.
I already talked to Max.
He's completely fine when we talking about this.
When Max left phase, it was me and Jason.
And I was super sad because I didn't understand why
until time goes by.
I've seen a lot of speculation that said
that we weren't friends or that we started arguing.
I want to cut that down right now and say, everyone argues.
Everyone goes through moments, but one thing
is that we figured out stuff internally.
Y'all might have not seen things externally,
but we fix things internally.
No one needs to know besides us.
I've been friends with Max since New Jersey.
I was the one who went to his concert.
I was there when he had, there's still a lot of viewers,
but I was there when he did his first Christmas stuff,
when he had 2,000 viewers putting a phone in a microwave.
I was there for a lot of moments of Max
and he was there for a lot of moments of Max.
You got a phone and a microwave?
There was a moment, and I made sure
to talk about this because I didn't want to just like blow his like, you know, stuff.
But there was a moment where I visited him in the hospital when he was in the hospital.
And any confusion that we had with each other, we cleared up and figured out every type
of problem that was being talked about, not between us through other people. We figured
out our own problems. We communicate with each other and we got on good terms. There's
There's been speculation that Max thought I was cringe in the beginning.
I'm cringe all the time, I know that.
But I also know he didn't mean it in ill intent because we figured out what, like, you know,
we figured out our problems.
Us saying we hated Max when he left.
I was upset.
Everyone was upset.
No, it was never hate, it was just sad.
And we figured that out internally.
I also see a thing that says Max wanted to join back phase.
I told Max he shouldn't join back phase and I called him before this to confirm
this and he agreed he shouldn't join back phase because of all the hate that
he got when he left. I did not want him to get hate rejoining.
I did not want people to think that he needed us and I did not want people to
think that he got forced into this that he felt bad. I told Max and we sat
there in the hospital and I told him always believe in yourself,
I'll always defend you, I'll always be in your corner
and I'm proud of you.
And it was never a thing of I wanted him to join back
because I knew there were still problems internally
with each other, with everything else.
With everything else.
I'm super proud of Max and I really wish
I could speak up a little bit more right now,
but obviously I can't.
For ADAPT, I looked up to ADAPT in every,
yo Phantom shut your ass up man,
you said that you're adding new members
to fucking AMP, bro, shut up, bro.
You did not text me to Dwight Ampey.
I'm just kidding.
For ADAPT, I want to go down to each member.
This is not a script.
I literally have bullet points that I'm going over, that I wrote.
No lawyer looked over this.
No one looked over this.
This is what I wrote.
I looked up to ADAPT in every aspect,
and I've appreciated him always guiding me and recruiting
me in the right way.
Reign and ADAPT originally brought me to a dinner at El
that I'll never remember or never forget.
Should I help us stay if anyone knows?
Rain and Adapt told me you should join face clan.
When I joined face clan, it was still,
I would say is the best decision of my life.
I had great guidance from Adapt.
I had Rain waking me up every single morning,
trying to convince me to get out of bed
when I was fat, laying in my bed all day.
He tried to convince me to get up and change my life.
And Adapt did change my life by recruiting me
with him.
Damn.
Adapt, I've known about,
Senna, why are you saying was fat out of all people much?
Okay, let me lock it.
I've known Adapt since 2012.
You know how insane that is?
I've known of Adapt since 2012.
I've watched Adapt.
I've watched Adapt grow through so many things.
I've watched Adapt my whole life
and I've been best friends with him since 2022
and it really hurts me that people on the outside
say that we're not friends internally
because arguments happen, everything happens.
I've argued with ADAPT over personal things,
but one thing I can say is we're real friends.
This is not, we all figure out things internally, though.
And everyone here who has a friend group,
there's always been problems.
People bought, this is why I also went to therapy.
I learned not to gossip.
I learned not to judge by anything.
I learned to go to the direct contact.
That's one thing I learned.
You know what I'm saying?
Silky. Silky has taught me so much and this is super cliche. Super. I know. I know
it's cliche but it is the truth. Silky has taught me so much as a human and he's
taught me a lot of things that I needed to learn in life that I never learned
such as having a backbone or standing up for myself when I'm being
persuaded wrongly by by people that aren't really with me. He's been
nothing but supportive of me and that's why I always support him because
because the judgment he gets online is so terrible
and I'll always love Silky and I'll always support him.
I've known about Silky also since 2020.
When I used to fucking have my balls in my stomach
playing boxfights on Fortnite, scamming, just kidding.
Jason, I've known of Jason
since he had 70 to 200 viewers
when he was dressed up in a minion costume
and being annoying and cringe.
That's crazy.
That'll always be one of my closest, if not best friends
who have helped me so much and have been a great friend
forever, he's lifted me up in other ways.
People might not like him, but he's lifted me up
in other ways that people haven't.
Lacey, Lacey has always supported me
and was the first person to help me venture
into IRL streaming when we first moved to LA
at 371-2 Brava.
And it's always been respectful to me,
even if I didn't reciprocate the same respect to him.
This isn't PR training.
These are notes that I wrote that ask.
There's also things I can't say.
Damn, yeah.
Rage.
Me and Rage have known each other since 2020.
There was a time where me and Rage and Bruce,
dare I say, DIY, the group DIY,
would play Fortnite together one time.
I still remember.
He's always been a great friend to me, Rage.
And he's helped me with mentality stuff on the back end.
You know what I'm saying?
He's always been there for me.
He's always been a good person.
Even though K-San's 40 years old, he's helped me figure out things and he's been a supportive
friend of mine since 2022.
He's always got my back, he's always been there and he's supported me and I'll forever
take that forever to the grave.
I only have a couple more things I really want to touch on, but none of our friendships
are fake and it sucks online it's perceived that way to the public.
Even though externally you guys see things, or externally there's so much things that are
being talked about, internally whether that be with each other in person, whether that
be with each other over the phone that some people don't know, everything always gets
figured out and nobody is perfect and everyone makes mistakes, but that's why we figured
things out and that's what brotherhood is.
Yes.
The one thing I do want to say, guys, relax on Pepsi.
Just chill, chill.
Just smile, trust me, we're good.
I just, I can't speak on a lot of,
I don't want to speak on things
that I haven't communicated with.
Pepsi's a good deal, though.
I've been reading everyone on Twitter.
I've been observing how my support system is.
It's crazy to me because like a while ago,
I don't cry.
I feel like I didn't have this type of support system
And it's super eye-opening, super eye-opening
to see how much support you guys defend me,
whether people troll about me, whether people make fun of me,
whether people do anything.
The support is there, bro, and I've seen it.
I've been reading through the Twitter comms.
I've been reading posts.
I've been observing for the last week
when I haven't been streaming.
And I appreciate anyone showing support to me.
I've also been watching streamers to cheer me up
and make me feel better during the stress.
I watch, I'm not gonna say who,
but I was watching a lot of streamers
and it's helped me get through this
and it's helped me a lot.
And that made me also realize how much I love streaming.
Overall, this is the last thing I wanna say.
No, Yugi, it's not you.
Overall, I want to avoid drama.
constant back and forth
Because that doesn't get anyone anywhere. Yep, and I want to leave all the phase drama in the phase past. I
Want to move on to my next chapter rather than going back and holding the negative and holy mature
There's no I don't want to farm this because this is real. I don't want to rebuttal anyone else because I don't care
anything moving forward
I'm going to do my best to try not to talk about anymore because I'm young. I've been doing this for seven years
And I want to continue doing this
And I'm gonna continue doing this and I'm gonna prove
To myself and to you guys that I will always care about this stuff
And I want to say thank you guys
truthfully
As for
Other things such as the Elden Ring, white room DLC, the room shrinks. I do have to push it back. I don't have a date yet.
That's not important to me right now. Right now it's important to me to get back on my feet and continue streaming.
As for anything else for the house, we do have to stay here for a little bit longer.
I don't speak on anything that I don't know I'm allowed to speak on but we do have to stay here for a little longer.
And honestly, y'all, I want to say thank you to my community.
Seriously, thank you to my community, the stable.
Anyone who watches me, anyone who watches me, who doesn't have to watch me,
I want to thank you guys and I hope I made my point across
and I hope I did a good job. I'm a little nervous. It's my first time ever
having to do this, but I do want to move on from this and
no, I will not be taking a break from streaming.
I will be live tomorrow and I want to go back to normal.
I want to create content and I miss you guys.
Nice, bro.
I love you guys so fucking much.
Seriously, you guys are amazing.
I will be back tomorrow.
And other than that, man, I appreciate all the subs.
Thank you for the 67 gifted Keb season.
Thank you so much.
Thank you to anyone who gifted a sub, anyone who followed.
Anyone who hates on me, just thank you
for being a part of any of this, man.
Thank you, Phantom. I appreciate that message, man. I appreciate it. I appreciate also any streamer
Who actually sees the good in this shit and doesn't troll like I know it's easy to troll?
I would be the same position if I was a streamer
I would troll this shit but like you're gonna troll just go a little easy
You know saying understand that there is some stuff that we can't talk about and
Yeah, man, I love you boys so fucking much
Thank you guys
Thank you for all the gifted subs. I'll see you guys tomorrow. Damn.
So here's the thing, bro. My first takeaway, is anybody else still, like, talking about it?
I'll adapt this, I think.
But, like, I don't know. The first thing I'll say is they're all, like, definitely, like, not able to talk
about a lot of stuff. I mean I don't know we still don't really know why anybody
left. We can make inferences. Damn, that looks really sad. Oh man. It's just fucking
Sad though, catariel though. It is, bro.
Damn. Adapt is, uh...
But, like, it's gotta be for the better. Like it.
Fuck, this is actually hard to walk.
At this point, I can't look back and say that I didn't try, that me, phased the doubt that I did not try to save this shit, and do what I can do.
Make a new org and just make a daft the fucking owner of it, bruh. Deadass.
There's something to make that look on me.
Call it phased with a pH, bruh. Not pH, you know what I'm saying?
We all still together, I still got all my boys, all my brothers who I've built
relationships with, real relationships with over the past. What has it been like
like a year and a half, two years that I'm proud of and yeah.
I got that, you know, and we got each other and I got y'all.
Just crazy, bro.
14 years later, damn.
This is how it will be coming to an end there.
You wanna see me at the end as I, I get it, it's white noise and I have a super sad shit.
I'm staying at the moment, you know it's not a tie cause it's nothing I ready to move but sad.
I'm fucking nothing but my words change.
I like fucking nothing but surprise.
For a second I don't know what you wanna be.
Let's see.
Nobody, nobody cares that you cry.
I don't know the definition of what I love it.
It's been a long time.
That's not what you generally say.
I'm gonna tell you the same thing.
See, this is like the silver lining, like look at this, this image right here, this picture,
one here this is phase plan this is what phase plan grew into it grew out of the
car the trick shot in the e-sports the blog into this and this is what pumped
the life back into the brand these people right Lacey rage K-Song Jason
Max, Ron, I'm not forgetting anyone of that new wave. You know what I mean?
Me, Silky, all of us, bro, like that's what phase was, right? All of those people, the
people that live in this house and people that did the sabbathon. When
people think phase like I saw two top people used to say like when I used to
think of phase I used to think of cod and trick shots and this and that when I
think of phase now I think of those those guys and in those guys it's like
those are the Jaysons right the Rages the Silks the wrongs the Lacy's the
means you know what I mean and those people we are still like this right it
wasn't on no bad blood like oh I don't fuck with Ron fuck you Ron I'm out or it
wasn't any of that it's like and I can't really get into what it was yeah but
the silver lining and the reason that I feel good and feel hopeful going for
forward is because that group, this group that we have built
around each other, not just with talent,
with people around us as well, right?
Like the Pepsi's, the Rays, the Gillies, you know?
Like, we're, that's us.
That's what phase was, you know what I mean?
And it hurts me.
It hurts like the kid in me, like the child
me that wanted to join Faze so bad,
that grinded so hard for it and now I'm leaving it.
That's the part that it hurts, you know?
Because you all know my story.
I've been here for like 14 years
And all I ever wanted to do was see phase when I consistently
put phase in front of myself, time and time again.
But what I will say is that we all still have each other.
You know what I mean?
All of us.
All of us, I mean to have all of the, oh,
my stutter came back for a second.
And I know I'm sad and I'm emotional,
Because this is a big deal.
This shit is heavy.
This shit is heavy, bro.
Colt, thank you for the seven, thank you for the five.
But just know that from a viewer's perspective,
from a chat's perspective, if you're a fan of me,
if you're a fan of Jason, Silky, Ron, Lacey,
any of the guys in that crib, Jason,
just know nothing changes.
We're all still gonna do our thing.
Tempering, thank you for the tag.
We're also gonna do our thing, we're also gonna have fun.
And it's probably gonna make it a lot easier.
It just sucks for me.
But, it's probably for the better.
You know what I mean?
Paulo, thank you for the five.
so many good moments man well at least it's out and now you guys know because a
lot of people were like why did they abruptly end phase mist in the middle
of the Minecraft marathon by the way if you guys were in the Minecraft marathon
swag thank you for the 50 gifted here they go I saw what you said by the way
April and then a lot.
Joel, thank you for the five.
For in the middle of the Minecraft marathon,
a lot of this was happening.
So a big part of the reason I took,
I ended to get off a stream in between days
was because of shit like this.
Remember I was like, yo, there's a lot of shit
that's happening behind the scenes.
This was it.
Like, and it's been happening for a while,
But as it's gotten closer to the end of the year,
it started to ramp up and we all just made the decision,
like, all right, we're all, listen, it's us.
As long as we are solid, we're together,
we're on the same page, no one's gonna fuck with us.
We got this and we're gonna move forward together.
We're out, but we're gonna move forward together
and figure it out.
And yeah, I think,
and don't worry, rug is good.
Rug is good.
I promise you, I spoke in the rug a few times.
I can't say too much on it, but trust me,
Rug is good.
Case on with the hundred gifted, my boy.
I love you, bro.
Shout out to Case on there.
He's one of the people who did call and hit me.
Check on me, make sure I'm good.
Um, but yeah, it was a short screen, I'm sorry, it was emotional, um, but now we can
get back to the regular schedule programs, all right.
I just wanted to get this off of my chest, uh, and y'all know how I feel.
High-vives.
High-vives is not in phase, Chad, you can't leave phase.
All right, let me get my end all to be all on this, and we can try to deep dive
here if you guys want me to. Here's my theory. Everyone involved, everyone who joined
phase, everyone who signed to phase is probably under a, probably under an NDA.
Guess what? I'm not under a fucking NDA. I didn't sign shit. So I could probably
try to like deep dive whatever's on the internet and maybe give you guys a guess
as to why I think they left because obviously I don't think they can say
why they left but I could try to give you a guess on why I think they left. We could
watch like Banks Video, Max Video, Other People's Video and I could try to after 30 minutes give
you a guess, as a creator myself but I don't really know. I don't 100% know. I mean Chad,
do you guys want me to do that? I'm gonna pee really quick. Let me pee. Let me pee.
I'm going to give it to you, I'm going to give it to you, I'm going to give it to you.
All right, all right, Jack.
Yeah, I'm jerking off.
Yeah, beating off.
Also, it's all the fucking idiots that are saying, jinksie ruined phase in people's
chats.
Please stop.
You're a freak.
Okay.
So, we'll watch the rest of this, and obviously I'm not in an NDA, so I can just
tell you guys what I think, but let's watch the rest of this, bro.
That's what I'm asking.
Uh-uh.
Whoa.
What's happening?
Despicable, evil humans.
Wow, the ultimate line has been crossed.
To lie about something so disgusting and harmful
is despicable.
You guys are evil for the record.
I first met Charlie in April 2024,
a couple of weeks before 20th birthday or a relationship
or somebody's business.
And it's disgusting that these people
lie about a term you would see or regard.
All right, so I'm going to go ahead and start.
This is beyond unfair.
Either her or I deserve this.
Our lawyers will be in contact with Plackboy Max's team.
Wait, did Max say it or something?
All right.
OK, what is happening, bro?
Okay, so clearly there's something happening between Banks and Max, obviously.
That looks like the main root of it, I think.
Chad, should I watch this or finish this video?
The assistants have shared shit that I could share, but I don't even want to do that
because it goes deep.
And I don't think I'm the person who should be speaking on that.
I just wanted to be able to speak on what I can because I was able to know what I'm
saying.
But yeah, let me check one for you.
I think we're good for most part.
Case on, can you send it?
Yeah.
I don't regret joining for you though.
that's just a little bit sad that there's so many predatory people in his business,
as well as people that really will pitch a life in a certain way and have totally opposite
intentions.
Do you feel me?
Yeah.
Yeah.
And when I say predatory, I don't watch how to think.
Don't think I'm like a predator.
Don't think small-minded.
I'm not talking predator in terms of sexual advances
or like that.
I'm saying predatory in terms of taking advantage of you
in this business for their own gain financially
and just even in public reception.
You got what I'm saying?
Lord of the Sense, I thank you for the service.
Lord of the Sense.
Yeah, I got any questions for the point?
But yeah, today's room is going to be short.
Obviously, I just wanted to let you know this.
I know there's a little dark, not dark and fazedness,
but it's good.
Be what is good, because I'm able to sit here
and talk with y'all and even just tell y'all the truth.
You know what I'm saying?
Or even just tell y'all what I can tell you guys.
You feel me?
It's a good thing.
And hopefully I'm praying for their success
and that should work out.
I'm praying for it.
I'm praying for it.
Yeah, I'm good.
When I tell you I'm good because what I got to understand is after all that happened like I came to my own piece of mind
Over everything I came to my own piece of mind in terms of like
Sometimes you're all alone, bro. I feel like you gotta go through that as a man. I went through that like
Well, I'm telling you when I was in the hospital game
Hey, bro, I'm just learning about myself and I do want to shout out my ex
You feel me because she would take to our five hours to come visit me when she had school
No one was there with me funny and it's not how they did her because she was she a great person though
Courses a thing for the reason
Yeah, bro
So my you feel me. I want to sell on my old team. Honestly, so if that boy that you know my team no movement
So yeah, yeah, I saw a trade for me
Okay, so then after this video was made a banks made this video correct chef
I'm trying to follow along on the timeline of events then banks made this video, right
Yes, okay
Talk to Lacey and Ron today, they're all going live tomorrow and they're going to speak from the chest as to why they left face
the most I've talked to these guys in the last five months and
It's all just become a lot clearer as to like how this all came into be and it just
Yeah, it sucks. The whole thing fucking sucks for everybody.
And I don't think these guys are interested in it being farmed or, you know, this whole phase thing, all the work and effort that everybody's put in over the last two years.
Those guys, me, all the staff, it's just being fucking completely shit on and stopped on right now.
And I don't think anybody feels good about that.
But the one person that jumped straight on the opportunity at the fucking first chance
they got to jump right in the middle of it and farm it, Black Boy Max, you can always
count on him.
And wow, Max, I'm going to be talking to you directly and for everybody watching, I'm
going to be sharing our conversations from the time I left Faze till now, including
all the drama and all the issues,
supposed issues that me and Max have had,
because his cousin just went live
and apparently I'm this fucking awful, terrible guy,
monster who Max had all these issues with.
But as you'll see, when I share our conversation,
that's not the energy that Max has given me
over the last five months.
As a matter of fact, and not to spoil anything,
but I've talked to Max more in the last five months
than every other phase member combined.
Max has asked me for opinions
on everything from creative to content to his career. He's asked me personally for help
managing his career from here on out. He's confided in me about his team sucking and things
falling apart. And the big one, since Max wanted to go live and talk about standing on business,
and I was right. Look who's right. And I left phase first and look at me, 100k viewers,
highest fuck off the clout, and the fucking engage, just proving everything that I said,
100% right yesterday the streamer brain shit is real
They are actors and he jumped on this opportunity not because he cares about anything that I've done or cares about anything that I've said
It's because it makes the most sense kick me while I'm down and farm this day shit and suck as much as you can out of it
And that's what they fucking do and that's just a fact
Anybody that argues against that is fucking fried this whole thing like I said yesterday
fried
We're gonna get into the conversation. I'm gonna show you guys right now
And you guys tell me if this looks like a conversation between two parties that have an issue with each other
All right, so here we are. Here's my conversation with Max July 28th. This is when
That whole thing where he heard that I said fuck y'all blanks again. This wasn't aimed toward Max
This wasn't said at Max. There was never any sort of like racist connotation toward this word being used ever
Whatever.
Some people talk about hard R and shit, no, that's all noise.
Absolutely not.
What Max's initial response to it was, hey, strange to speak highly of you, shit doesn't
need to be brought to light, you don't have to worry at all, like I said, I apologize for
the tweet.
So Max, you don't got to say all that, or never speak ill about anything publicly,
breaks my heart, cursing, whatever.
I'm showing you guys this transcript for transparency purposes.
I've deleted all sensitive information.
This is him randomly saying like you called it.
This is after he left.
He left like August 5th or something like that.
Send me this.
You called it because the T app or whatever about guys.
I said, guys, we're going to make one about girls, whatever.
I said, we should have built it.
This is the typical kind of cars we would have.
This is him responding to me asking
if he wants at Blackboy on Instagram,
asking if I thought it was a good change,
told him Mike White Max was iconic.
Again, typical conversations we would talk about.
This one is the first time Max came over
since he left.
It was at the end of August.
He sat with me.
We talked for a few hours.
I want to say he was at my house for two, three hours.
And we left.
I hugged him, told him I loved him,
told him I'd always root for him.
Apologized about what was said.
He said, no hard feelings.
admitted several times that that was not the reason why he left phase that you
know all it was an accumulation of things but as you'll see in this
conversation Max just thought that was the best move for his career and that's
just the simple facts right here again just giving him good energy this is our
dynamic this is how it's always been talking about trying to get your
mentally better mentally this is the first time October 10th this is when
He first kind of started to show signs of regret for leaving face.
I'm working on taking a step back, looking at everything.
Again asking me for my advice.
What do you think desktop streaming, this is so random, but he's asking me why do I
think desktop streaming died?
Again he would ask me these things a lot.
A lot in person, a lot on the phone, a lot over text.
Throughout the course that we knew each other, he would ask me for my opinions
on shit, it's market industry shit and I love talking game and this is just again like this
was our life and this was our relationship with each other.
Again, because last summer, we're just talking about like art and culture and fucking shit
like that.
I don't know.
Said happy birthday to me.
uh... i know i didn't respond but i noticed he said happy birthday to me
after he saw a great post happy birthday post for me which was weird and
threw me off
and uh...
they all miss my birthday and get any happy birthdays
i think case on which we have your birthday i think that was going to
work there but
the rest of them
still on like
weird terms
uh... and then randomly november fourth will make you proud of
thank you for always believe in me watch
Guys, this is five weeks ago man. This is five weeks ago
All this shit with Spotify everything everything that Morgan has talked about happened
months before this in
July this is November, okay?
Said I wish you believed in me the same way
facts
It's also clearly we just are reminiscing we start talking
and suck seeing the sub-a-thon feeling left out.
He agreed with that.
I'm sure he felt really bummed and left out.
Are you up?
Got a question?
Caller, I'm with my girl.
I was going to ask you and Zach.
He's just asking about, again, more opinions
about his music and his career.
End of the day, I love this game.
I always will.
I love talking games.
Simple as that.
Again, this is on fucking November 6th.
I'm just offering the kid as best of my advice as I could.
And whatever he's asking, you guys
can stop, pause, read the whole conversation if you want.
This is me getting into the details about his scummy ass
fucking UTA agent who was whispering shit in his ear
about phase, leaving phase, whatever.
Oh, I have commitment to shit.
This looks like Max agreeing with the things that I'm saying to me. I don't know
This looks like everything that I've been I've been saying the last few days and I'm saying in this video
I'm saying it directly to him in a much nicer way, but
And just us talking
So I don't know what to do bro, I just feel like I'm stuck, I appreciate you for this conversation
when I first joined Immokra La last summer as the happiest I've been.
It's been doing shit together, living, creating, shipping, cool since I left, I've been smooth
sailing but I don't feel like I'm progressing nowhere, whatever, again, expressing regret
for leaving FaZe.
Guys, this is a month ago.
Right here. Here we go. Like, I fucked up this whole phase shit. Everything. Damn.
Wow. Um, I talked to them before they saw the phone. They wanted me back. They didn't
want them back. Like I said, it's so cool if everybody, more than anything, I did miss
working with you and Ray and like I said the n-word and contract shit threw me off
bad bro but I'm past that and we talked about it so I don't give a fuck. His
words not mine. His words not mine. Yeah, screenshot that one. I'll reply to this
whole fucking video with that screenshot because I mean I don't remember this part
of the conversation, but you guys see it. And what do I say?
And like I said, it's all love, all due respect, it can be fixed.
But where was like the falling out? Because like, ah, it sounds
like they're just talking to each other. And now like, now
they hate each other. But like, where was the falling
out?
Honestly, Max, one of those things could be a positive
mistake optimistic. Talking a lot about getting them back
about getting them back on the track he wants to be on whatever like this is
crazy I got I haven't even read this until right now like all of it this
week I created some ideas I'm with you mentally taxing no more
responsibility for sure
do you think about the Rekai music video right again randomly just asking
about work high, some easy video shit, chop it up, can't be just giving them my opinion,
every saying thank you, what time tomorrow?
I have so many missing pieces, bro, it comes to my house on November 7th, oh fuck, no sense
of information blur that you know. Or we just cut it there and then reintroduce it.
Comes to my house on November 7th, we talked for seven hours. Seven hours, Max gets into
all the details about how much he's paying his aunt, his cousin, and how his fucking
business is a disaster.
I don't really want to hear about that. I mean, just like, where was like, why
Why did Max leave though?
For a bunch of opinions and advice on what to do, and I told him fire everybody, fire
everybody except for Trey, and know how much money you're spending every month, and get
this shit under control, and it's all going to be alright, and I got you.
If you want my help, I'll help you.
I appreciate you more than I can ever say.
Content wise, everything's smooth.
Sheesh.
He says in himself, his business, after a leaving phase.
I don't know bro.
I don't know.
I mean, something about, like, just, I don't know, looking...
I don't know, like, I don't like looking at somebody's DMs, like, because that's between them two, but, like...
Who owns... Bro, who owns fakes? Like, who actually owns fakes? Do you know what I'm saying?
Skip ahead of it? Yeah, like, I don't know, I don't want to look at, like, DMs, because that's between them, bro.
I don't really, like... I don't really want to look at their, like, DMs, you know, I don't really...
That doesn't feel correct.
I mean, it's already public anyways at this point, but I did it though.
He wants to show like receipts.
Like, I understand that.
Some people don't say he's like lying.
I'm just trying to get to the bottom of why everybody laughs.
That's like, that's the only thing I'm like, kind of interested in.
And like, I have a theory or two, but like, oh, adapters tweeted this.
2011 to 2026 today I'm closing my chapter phase plan. Thank you to everybody that made
it what it was after joining phase nearly 15 years ago on March 6, 2011. Today I'm officially
stepping away from phase plan. I've been really blessed to spend half my life as a phase member.
I'm grateful to everyone who was part of phase and telling my peers to support the
brand at any point over the years. I always intended to see it through to the end and
what I could do to help the brand succeed. It's finally time to close this chapter.
As over some change over the last couple of years, leadership shifted in a way that made
it difficult for me to get involved again.
I have no ownership in Phase 4, any related companies, and no role or influence in what
comes next.
But I'll always wish the brand success.
I have a lot of love for everyone who helped build Phase, especially the OGs early on,
and wish I had been able to do more things together over the years.
I'll always be proud of what we have built together and wish the best for everyone
Moving forward, new, old, and remaining people
involving the brand.
Damn, bro.
It's like fully official, bro.
Oh, that was Apex.
Wait, so this was Apex's tweet.
I thought this was a dApps tweet.
So even Apex left.
So even the OG people are leaving now.
Who owns FaZe, bro?
That's like the, I think that's important to know
to understand why everybody left.
Who owns FaZe?
Who Owns Phase?
Phase Clan is owned by Game Square Holdings,
a gaming slash marketing company that
acquires its fair company in late 2023
while original founders and influencers like Phase
Max have had roles in ownership stakes and real entities
like Phase Media, Creator Content, Game Square.
OK.
Who Owns Phase?
Game Square, OK.
Who Owns Game Square?
Who owns game square this guy Justin Kenna?
Okay, what percentage is like who owns phase percentage?
Because that's something to note Brown like the people who streamed in phase didn't own it so
They didn't have no ownership and no ownership of it
Okay, and there was
continue this video really quick. I think it's like lagging.
This has been a fucking nightmare. Like I said the last two days have been so
painful. Rugrat, Adapt, Tommy, Norden, fucking all of you, everybody, especially
all the new guys. I know a lot of you guys are fucking bummed on me. And that's
another, this is really how I want to end this video because these guys are
to talk tomorrow. I'd like to just like leave it at this. This is all 100% my fault. For
72 hours, the fingers have been pointed at me. This is your fault. You ruined this.
You fucked this up. You saw your fault. You're absolutely right. You're 100% right.
Well, everybody got it wrong and why I responded emotionally yesterday and why my original
was to fucking expose everything and fucking lay it all out and show you guys I just want you guys to see my heart
I want you guys to see where my intentions are and were and
And really truly and honestly was just to bring this case shit back to a point that I could be fucking proud of again
And I did I sold a dream to the business side. I said yo, this is a good bet to take and get this money
Let's buy this brand and let's
Kickstart this content crew and it'll work this new stream shit
wave these fucking kids are awesome they're gonna be fucking superstars and
then on the side of the guys I told them all joint fades it's gonna be the best
decision you've ever made and I got I got the I got I couldn't build the bridge
between the two I got I got I told this side I want you guys to own phase I told
this side the guys need to own phase I had these fun okay that's important I
Couldn't build the bridge between the two so he's saying
He was in between like the owners and like the stockholders of phase the investors who bought phase and the streamers
And he said he could never connect the two so I'm guessing that's probably a reason then bro
Whoever purchased phase. I don't know. Is anybody know like who bought it
Who bought who bought it?
Who bought it? So the CEO didn't want new members? Ah, not really that. Draft Kings?
Matt Kalish. Who is Matt Kalish? Who is that? Hard Scopes, CEO. Who owns 51% of FaZe? Okay,
It's 51%, Kate Lichone's 49%.
Oh.
So, OK.
So, OK, whoever this is probably
didn't buy phase with the intention of losing money,
right?
Why would he buy phase to lose money?
So $11 million investment.
So he probably was, oh, I have a little bit more
of a theory now, I guess.
Okay, I have a little bit more of a theory.
Conversations that I tried my hardest
in the beginning stages of the shank
and it just, it didn't work out.
And the common denominator is me.
It didn't work out because of me.
And for that, I'm sorry, and even you Max,
like I am sorry too for that.
Like that is where I fucked up.
That is where I'll stand on and take to the chin
is, you know, fucking twisted fucked up way
to solve one number of sentences by fall.
I'm not just saying that,
I'm not trying to garner sympathy, it really is.
And that's why whatever comes next for me,
I 100% earned it and 100% deserved it.
Yeah, I just, at this point, I'm just trying to fucking,
I'm just trying to explain where this all came from.
I wish more than anything,
you guys could have seen all of this from my POV,
invested C into my heart and into my brain
and understand the place that it all came from.
Um
This isn't me posture this is really been this last four or five months. It's really been the hardest time of my life and
I'm terrified for my future. I'm terrified from the future of phase and all just bummed me the fuck out and I hope that I'm I
Hope that everybody involved is well
and I hope everybody involved including you max and help you guys all have healthy careers and
And everyone can move on from this.
And we can all at some point in our lives
look back at this fondly as a memory that was happy.
And it's something that none of us regret.
And that's my dream moving forward.
And that's it.
Tune in to the guys.
I think it'll be center stream at 2 PM tomorrow.
Yeah, have a good rest of your year.
That's it.
Yeah.
All right.
closing statement then, my theory, which again, I'm probably completely wrong, but I'll take
a stab at it. The CEO or not the CEO, the guy who bought phase, Matt Kalish, he probably obviously
bought phase with the idea of making money. Why does anybody invest in anything? He probably
wanted to make money. He saw all the members of phase, all the streamers making millions
millions of dollars, but he probably wasn't making money off of it outside of brand deals
that they did, which when the one game night thing happened where like that all went south,
he was probably pissed or something. That's just a total guess. I could be wrong. So
I'm assuming recently something along the lines of he may be, again, a total guess,
he maybe was trying to like make money in different ways off of phase and none of the
members were receptive, they were like, fuck that shit, we're not going to be a part of
this, we're going to leave this. That is my total guess. I don't think any of them are
even going to be able to speak on any of it because they're all under like an NBA obviously.
But that is my guess, he probably tried to make more money off of it and realized
like it wasn't really that profitable to just buy an org because I mean, I've
heard from multiple people buying ore,
he's just never profitable.
But yeah, I don't know.
That's my guess, that's my best guess.
That's all I have, bro.
He probably tried to make other money off of it,
and it just, they were not receptive to it,
and they left, bro, fuck this shit.
And that could mean a bunch of things.
Maybe like wanting to, I mean, I don't know,
another total guess, but like maybe saying like,
oh, we want to take a percentage of revenue
or something, which is crazy,
and they would never do that.
But I don't know.
That is my guess, bro.
That is literally my guess.
Bro chat, stop bitching, bro.
You guys just bitch.
Yeah, that's my theory though, bro.
That's my total guess.
I don't know.
I don't know.
All right, is there anything else to watch
or do you guys just wanna move on?
Yeah, I just think I still don't know.
Keep it as a theory.
Okay, chat.
What do we do?
Do you guys want to see Deadlock Day 2?
Do you guys want to see some ladder?
Do you guys want to see some R6?
Jixi, finger me.
Okay.
What do y'all want me to do?
Don't move on
Yeah, I don't know bro. I that's my theory. I don't know it sucks that they can't talk about it though
Because they're under NDA because they actually know is our six up. Yeah, I don't think our six is up
Is our six up?
Server status unplanned out. It's yeah, okay. Our six is completely shut off
So that does not widen our options. Mr. Maltz with the 20 gifted. Mr. Maltz thinking about the 20 gifted, bro.
Appreciate you, my guy. I just realized we're still on YouTube, Jesus.
Chat, do we do ladder or deadlock day two? What do y'all think? Maltz thinking about the gifted.
Maltz thinking about a 20 piece, my... Jinksy by face. I do not have enough money to do that, bro.
I have not enough money to do that.
Nah, nah.
Jack, Deadlock Day 2 or Ladder, it's a toss up,
it's a 50 fucking 50 chat vote.
Chat vote.
But yeah, more than anything,
I'm not necessarily mad at anybody.
I'm more so sad, I guess, bro.
It's just sad, it's sad.
Because Jack, remember this, bro.
If there's anything I say to take with you
for the rest of your life, money is is
and always will be the root of all evil, bro.
99% of the issues or problems in the world
are because of money, bro.
That is it, period, end of story, bro.
Money corrupts people more than anything in the world, bro.
Literally, I mean, it's the realest fucking shit ever, bro.
Yeah, that's it, bro.
That is it, that is the whole fucking takeaway.
Total, they give me the prime stuff.
Total, they give me the prime, bro.
Appreciate you, man.
Thank you, thank you.
Dixie, when are we going out tonight?
What are you talking about, bro?
Literally, what are you talking about?
Caden with the five.
Caden, love you.
No, it's not yapping, bro.
It's not fucking yapping.
It's not fucking yapping.
Deninininininio. Chat, vote in the pool! Vote in the pool, bro!
Chat, Deadlock Day 2 or Clash Ladder.
Vote in the pool. Chat, I'm ending at like 8.30, bro. So we got two hours of gaming.
Gamers, let's game. GTA RP. Now that's an interesting one.
I could get an RP.
Okay, should we repoll an ad RP?
Dude, oh my god, I haven't played RP in a minute.
Do I have a girlfriend in there?
My life's good in RP, bro.
Chat, run a pole.
Should we throw RP in there?
What happened to playing Happy Wheels?
Oh, god, I forgot.
Oh, god, I forgot.
OK, throw RP in there.
Fuck it, throw RP in there.
Chat, R6 isn't an option.
It's unplayable.
They literally shut down the Rainbow 6C service today
because there's literally hackers destroying the game.
Throw RP in there, yeah, why not?
Throw RP in there.
Clips, ooh, Clips, not a bad idea.
But bro, I like playing, I like doing Clips
and then segueing into how is RP winnings?
Bro, RP's winning, what the fuck?
RP is beating Deadlock and Clash?
What the actual fuck?
The last RP stream was set about to be fair.
Wow!
Wow, wow, wow, wow.
Okay, I'm gonna take a piss. It looks like RP's winning.
Okay, but now here's the ultimate question. Would RP win against Clips?
We might have to do a final poll.
Are they? I'm gonna pee. I'm gonna pee. I'm gonna pee. I'm gonna pee.
All right, all right, chat.
Is it RP time?
Wait, RP's beating clips.
None of them.
I've never seen anything beat clips before.
RP is going toe for toe with clips.
Chat, vote, vote, vote, vote, vote, vote.
I mean, what if we do clips then, RP, though?
Chat, isn't that just a fire ass?
Like, isn't that a, all right, we do an hour of clips,
hour of RP, who's with me?
See, chat, see, I meet chat in the middle of the,
TJ, think of it as your one.
What's happening with Siege?
TJ, I recommend going back in the YouTube bot
on the YouTube stream and just watching
because a lot of shit, bro.
I'd have to take 20 minutes to explain it.
Jack, Clips.rp, deathknot.
What do you mean deathknot?
Yeah, deathknot, 30 than two.
Shut it, dude.
Okay, not an actual hour of Clips.
Okay, YouTube, I'm gonna end on YouTube,
but I'm gonna go back live, I'm just changing my title.
Ah, sorry about that chat.
Okay, GTA RP, half returned.
Wow, I can't even remember the last time we played RP.
What was it, two months ago?
No, no, no, two months ago?
Stop typing mommy, shut the hell up.
Don't start anything yet.
almost finished get out of my life what are you typing I need to close out of
all these tabs bro dude I need to close out of all these tabs bro get all these
tabs out of here find your dream come true wait I just closed out of toolkit
did my stream just crash please and tell me my stream just crashed oh my god
I thought my stream crash oh my god chat I thought I crashed my string F
F, F. Yo y'all are not slick.
I can literally see myself.
High-fives, close up.
Chat, stop typing F.
The stream did not crash.
The stream did not crash.
When is Star Wars Battlefront 2?
Okay, I know a lot of people
are about to be to play that game.
I'm gonna play that game as well.
I don't know an exact date.
When I do, I will let you know.
Bro, chat, you know we're three days away from 365?
I mean, can I get a W?
Can I just get a one W?
We're three days away!
Three days away!
All right, part clip of the day, chat seven clips.
Let's tango, boys.
Wait, Havertz, I'm full screen.
How do I get out of here?
How do I get out of full screen?
Chad, is there any like, like ma, like her?
Is there any like ma, bro?
Dude, I saw this clip of Los this morning.
It was the greatest.
I was the greatest streaming clip I've ever seen.
Maybe I'm just brain rot, but I don't know.
Dude, he's in, so he's in a van with Aiden.
I swear to God, he's in a van with Aiden,
and Aiden reads a chat that says punch Loose in the face.
Like, I don't know, I don't know why, bro.
It was just the funniest shit
that I've ever read in my entire life.
Chat, okay, Loose might actually have
the worst chat on Twitch, bro.
All right, let me get a water, I'll be back, I'll be back.
Five yards and we're going to be right back.
Chat send in clips.
Your chat is worse.
Whose chat is worse?
Mine or most?
Be honest.
Whose chat is the worst?
Mine or Lose?
Be honest.
Do we have Lose B?
You.
You.
Yours.
Lose.
Ah.
Yeah, I don't know.
Lose might have a B, though.
Anybody think of it as a prize?
Raspberry, think of it as a lottery?
The other thing about a chapter?
Can I put it in a day?
All right.
When I got on today, I was not expecting GTA RP to return.
We're doing it.
It's in the title.
Locked in.
30 minutes of clips, hour and a half of RP, locking, grab the popcorn, grab the
lotion, grab the lubricant, day two of RP is returning after many requests.
YouTube, I'm on YouTube, I'm on YouTube. I just went back live. I literally just went back live.
I hate you. Thanks, bro. Happy Saturday to you as well, bro. Hope you enjoy your evening.
Like, yo, if you hate me, why are you in the stream? I think that doesn't make sense.
Why are you here?
No, yeah, but that was the individually greatest most clip I've ever seen.
He's literally just in a car with Aiden.
And like Aiden reads a chat that says punch most in the face.
I don't know why, it was just like the funniest thing I've ever seen.
King Big Devalded, because it was definitely somebody from Losus Chat.
Show it? I couldn't find it, bro. I was trying to find it on TikTok this morning.
It was in a compilation, bro.
It was in a compilation.
Rotor Saturday, bro, I don't have a team.
We're playing Rotor Sunday.
Also, what do you mean?
Wait, oh my God, I just realized something.
Our six servers are down.
We're probably not even gonna be able
to play Rotor Sunday tomorrow.
I just now realized that.
Wow.
Oh, almost forgot again.
So much is happening today.
Chat, not really, okay.
Chat at a remaining.
This morning, I started Steins Gate.
I started Steins Gate.
I've heard it's literally peak from a lot of people.
It's my brother's all-time favorite anime.
I'm going to let y'all know when I finish.
I'm two episodes in.
I started Steins Gate.
I don't watch anime.
Hi guys, was I asking for your input?
No one was asking for your input.
Hi guys.
No remaining.
I'm going to give it a day. One before scenario, roaming with an Asian shotgun.
My expectations are low, bro. I'm just going to come out and say it. I don't think you're a good player, and I mean this with all due respect.
You're roaming with a shotgun. I mean, should I just snap you across the face?
Why would you ever roam with a shotgun?
The bomb is user-input and is deftly deployed.
Get Nomad out.
Nomad, what are you doing?
4v1 scenario, post-plan.
Nomad's walking out of the objective.
This is Silver at the highest. I think this is Silver at best.
Oh god, you're dead, you're dead.
What are you doing? What are you doing? What are you doing? Oh my god.
I'd stop! Jesus! It's a shield operator, which means at best your best chance of killing him is going for a foot shot.
You're aiming at shield level, bro. Aim at his feet and pick up a freebie.
Also, where's Blackbeard's teammate? I'm sorry, but if I'm Blackbeard, I'm punching him in the face.
Literally, where's his teammate? He just you got an 11 second gunfight
Yeah, so I can already tell what's gonna happen. You're gonna pick up two more kills
And you're not gonna be able to diffuse because you made it
This isn't a clip remaining. This isn't a clip, you know
Oh nice
You're the problem. No! You're the problem! You're the answer!
You literally just baited four meaningless kills, clipped it, and then sent it in.
The only reason why they got the plant down was because you baited it!
How are you playing Siege if it's down?
I don't know if there's literally an 11 pound rock in your head or not.
Oh, bro, I'm watching clips. I'm not playing siege.
How are you playing siege if it's down?
I don't know if there's a fucking boulder in your head.
Bro, I'm watching clips.
Yeah, horrible clip. I mean, 0 out of 10.
You baited four kills.
I'm not in breath, bro.
You baited four meaningless kills, man.
Alright, next up in the day, coming in from Crizzits.
Yeah, uh, again, I mean there's no point of even touching on this, severely edited.
It's just, it's gross how bad this is edited.
Uh, right, look at the lighting differences.
Severely edited.
I-I don't know.
So it's not redacted.
Uh, critics, you're not funny.
Send the clipper, get the hell out of here!
The first descendant.
I've ne-
I'd choice?
What is this?
No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
What game is this?
What is this?
I don't hear anything at all.
It seems to only be linked to active descendants.
Now, are there any other descendants
who have had contact with the guy?
Ah, no, I get me out of here, no, no, no.
Critics, get out, Critics, get out.
Critics, I never, Critics,
I'm never watching one of your clips again.
Critics, I'm never watching one of your clips again, bro.
You are permanently banned in tennis, Critics.
You are legitimately termite, bro.
Critics, I don't ever wanna see you in here again.
Coil give it a bubble
What do you want me right now it sees your wash retired and old my guy I'm a 10 oh you as a copper
If you're copper like you won't even tickle me like
You won't even tickle me bro. Holy peak game W game
Jinxie the first descendant is peak it looks like it's just a goon game, bro
It looks like you just go into the game, which I'm not complaining, but I can't do that all stream
So we got to get him out
All right, did you just reload the 30 bullets?
Yeah, OK.
I don't know if y'all are like fucking with me today
something or life. If you're legitimately this bad or if this is ragebait, but if
you're reloading with 30 bullets, your time here is up. I don't want to see you
on this game anymore, you're not meant to play this game, bro. If you're reloading
with 30 bullets, you are legitimately ass.
I'm sorry, Danny. I want to apologize for everything I've ever said. You
You owe me.
I apologize, Daddy. I was not familiar with your game.
All right. Big K, think of it as your one.
He one-tapped that guy through a barricade? I mean, what are the-
Of course, he sits. You don't even know that.
You guys just say this every time.
You don't even know that he sits.
You just assume every one is a minor chat a manual that you develop jimsy I
just gave you back shots through the screen find the Lord round fine God all
right go to church or something dude just get out of here if you're actually
humping your phone right now dude again you need help you literally need help
dude why are you banging me ask yourself this what am I producing for
society and I'm making my family proud. That's all you got to ask. And I'm making
my family proud. What am I producing positively for society and the people
around me? If the answer is nothing, stop doing it, bro. You're giving me
backshots or you're just trying to give you apply your foot cream. Yes,
bro. I already applied my foot cream three hours ago.
What game is this?
A seto corsa competizizo.
Is this like a knock off of Forza?
All right, yo, bro, you're terrible.
I mean, what are you sending?
You're awful.
Nolan, stop.
All right, worst clip segment of the year so far.
I mean, this is horrible, guys.
Revive Skylanders.
He sent a voice message.
All right, literally said nothing.
Acts, think of it if I'm so.
Is it just me or like, I don't know dude, is driving not the most terrifying thing ever?
Dude the idea of driving a car literally scares the shit out of me, bro, literally.
Like, knowing that at any given time, some drunk bastard can literally just end my life
is the most terrifying thing about driving.
Pussy, pussy, yeah bro, I'm a pussy, ha ha, pussy, yep, I'm a pussy.
Currently doing it right now, alright.
Dude, no way Clips already froze.
Are you gonna stream every day 2026?
Bro, I think so, I think I am, bro.
I don't know. I love streaming dude. I don't know. I'm like the luckiest person in the world. I have the luckiest job ever
I like streaming. I enjoy streaming. I don't get burnt out of streaming. I never feel like I'm forcing myself to stream
I always just wake up every day, and I'm normally pretty bored if I'm not streaming and I just like streaming
Job question mark. Okay, not a job, but like I'm just a lucky person
So like I don't know the least I could do is stream every day. I'm very lucky like I know that I'm lucky
Like yeah, I worked hard whatever a lot of people work hard and and never works out in a lot of things
Bro, the only thing the key to success is like you have to work hard to give yourself an opportunity to get lucky
The harder you work
It's not like anything is guaranteed around. It's just the harder you work the better
you're putting yourself into a position of getting lucky brown because everybody's
lucky bro sergeant squid think of it a time to get the longer so yeah the
least I could do is stream every day bro I'm normally pretty bored if I'm not
streaming fate with the 25 gifted fate lucky brown it's 361.25 we didn't
forget the 20 minute stream. My bad, bro. The 20 minute stream where my stream crashed
eight times and we're just not going to count that. How about get him out. Just get him out.
You're a fucking psycho. My bad, bro. Uh, stop yet again. You're terrible. I'm sorry.
You put a mirror in front of skylight balcony. Bro, they can literally shoot your legs
As soon as they peek this.
This is a terrible mirror.
Stop!
Got it right.
What?
Stop!
Why are you switching to a pistol?
You have 156 points in your priority!
It's just gonna slow down the process of shooting him.
What are you doing?
Oh my god, I'm gonna puke.
Alright, listen. They're probably gonna try to plant soon.
Okay? When you hear them plant, you should swing.
on the roof.
Again, you have the discipline of a baby squirrel chasing an acorn.
You're peeking a guy who's literally baiting on the roof with a fucking sniper rifle that's
going to do 200 damage with you as soon as it hits you.
What are you doing?
Again, just know discipline, I'm not applauding this.
Yo, I'm never going to be the guy to hike you up if you're swinging somebody who's literally
baiting on a roof in a climbing wall.
When is GTA?
After Clips.
Where else would it be?
Suck my sausage.
Time out, baby J. Time out, baby J.
Your chat, you guys know Red Dead Prevention, like we're doing in like, what, 11 days?
Chat, I'm doing a full Red Dead Redemption 2 marathon.
I'm playing the whole game until I beat it.
People are gonna try, oh, cut, cut, cut.
Believe it when I see it.
Chat, listen, 2024?
Yes, I'll give you that.
I was a part timer.
I'm not a part timer anymore.
High-vives, tights, cats.
Yo, are there any mods in here that actually moderate?
Like, no, legitimately.
Is there any mods in here that actually moderate?
Flight, queso, sketch, and speed are waiting?
All right, I didn't think any of them are streaming right now.
Elden quitter, by the way.
Yes, I quit Elden Ring in 2024 when I was a part timer.
Not a part timer anymore.
Speed ready.
Yo, bro, I'm pretty sure speed is literally
in Africa right now.
He's not even live yet.
What are you saying?
Speed ready
Yeah, this is just the art of trigger discipline, I love to see it line up the one tap it's always gonna be better than shooting multiple shots
this kid's got potential yes my brain this is got potential wow wow wow okay
first decent live ploy with the 100 gifted ploy bend me over and fuck me
w ploy in the chart ploy thank you for the hard to get that I fucking love you
Bro
Melons first good trip of the day
7.2 out of 10 would have been a higher clip, but nobody shot him. So
Taka, thank you for the prime stuff. We love you Taka. Why is high-rise calling?
Hey, hi guys. Why are you calling?
Hi guys listen
Hi guys
Yep, have us listen
January 9th. I'm beating the entire red dead
But entire red dead story mode you can have as you can sit here and say
That I'm not gonna beat it. You can say cat. Hi guys. I'm not have ads. I'm not a part-timer anymore
The stream will end and there will be a YouTube video uploaded that you feed us off stream.
Okay.
Anything else, bro?
Anything else?
What are you gonna, Annie hangs up?
See, chat, again.
Is there any moderate...
What is this?
What are y'all sending?
I mean, what is this?
Is there any moderators that moderate, bro?
Bro, what are you sending in, Emperor?
Is this what you've been doing with the last hour?
I see it, bro.
I see it.
Emperor, what did you do?
What is this?
What are you doing?
What the fuck are you doing, emperor?
What are you doing?
Somebody just said, send R'kai Hul beside him with the five.
Beside him, appreciate the five.
Love you, my god.
W, beside him.
Yeah, so I just now came to the realization
We might not even be able to play role in Sunday tomorrow because literally the servers are destroyed. I mean literally destroyed
All right, well chat it looks like the clips are already frozen so it might be GTA time
Yeah, it might be oh no no no we live to find another minute. Oh
my god, oh my god, no no no no no bro. What are y'all sending like?
Legitimately can someone send in a clip please?
Somebody send a clip fuck here. We got face Lucas 22 too soon Lucas
Chase taking the vibe
I mean Magnificent. Alright, I have high expectations, Lucas.
I'm not impressed by this, bro. This is super standard. This is standard shit, dude. Super
super standard, bro. Watch the second trailer? Alright chat, it's GTA time. Let's go. You
know what? Enough procrastinating. Tonight is the return of GTA RP. W's in the fucking
chat. Tonight GTARP returns, motherfuckers. Let's do this. All right, I will watch the
red dead trainer now. I will what? Wait, how do I, I'm full screen again. How do I get
out of full screen? Oh, escape. Habits. How do I get out of full screen? Foot cream.
No, bro, stop typing foot cream.
I already applied my foot cream.
Stupid chud.
Shut the fuck up there.
I mean, seriously, come on.
Chat, ladies and gentlemen,
it is time for the return of GTA RP.
High five, tell it.
All right, let's watch the Red Dead second trailer,
by the way.
Let's watch the Red Dead trailer, guys.
Let, let, let, let, let's watch it, bro.
Okay, they did two trailers.
Chad, as you guys know, bro, we're playing this game.
We're playing the full game on January 9th, bro.
Live.
You got some money for me, boy. I've seen your name and I'll led you.
You're a wanted man, Mr. Morgan.
Maybe when your mother's finished mourning your father,
I'll keep her in black, on your behalf.
We got an all-man in three different states after.
They chased us from the west, they chased us over the mountains.
Who needs an extra gun?
This place ain't no such thing as civilized.
Are you only one of these fools that I trust?
Where's your money?
Do you have my bag?
Always Dutch.
Wow wow wow wow I'm lost bro like I'm ready I've heard it's the best game ever
I have high expectations bro I'm lost like Jack I'm locked bro I'm playing this
whole fucking game I'm doing it I'm doing it bro you guys can I'm not
playing it now oh yeah bro let me know I'm not playing it all right it's fine
Let's do it. We're back in GTARP. No, it's been too long.
It's been, no, it's been too long.
Ladies and gentlemen, the return to GTARP.
Havertz, I kind of need push to talk though.
Havertz, can I get push to talk?
We're back. Oh yeah, I have the top Q thing. Nice.
It's time.
Holy, leaked, leaked, leaked, leaked.
Ladies and gentlemen, I'm ready to go, bro.
No, like, I'm really fucking excited to play Red Dead,
dead ass.
E.T., they can be followed up, Ethan.
Stand still, I'm almost finished.
Foot cream, bro, I applied the foot cream.
Foot cam, not doing a foot cam.
Grand Theft Auto RP part two part fucking chill we are making our return
tonight bro our fucking return
dude I wonder if my girlfriend is still around bro we should go chat
Okay chat I'm ready bro I'm ready bro I'm ready bro like let's go
GCA RP is back dude dude I need to go on a date with the Crackhead too we got to
meet up with the Crackhead if she's on it's Saturday night though so I feel
like everybody's gonna be on tonight but it's gonna be a good night it's
It's Saturday night, bro.
It's Saturday night.
Chat, what did y'all do, bro?
What did y'all do for Christmas?
How did y'all, how did y'all's Christmas, girl?
What did you guys get?
Wait, let me pull up the chat on my phone
because I only have one monitor on my left.
Chat, what did y'all do for Christmas?
What did y'all do?
Fuck you, okay?
Yo, guys, your mom, Goon,
You guys gooned for Christmas.
But if you just say a your mom joke in the big two five,
let it go, brother.
I hate you.
Okay.
Connection failed.
Whoa, whoa, Havertz, did I get banned?
Havertz, did I get banned?
Did I get banned?
No.
No, no.
Female streamer priority? What is that? What did that say?
Chad, what if I became an ASMR streamer? Would you guys still watch?
Be honest. Chad, what if I started whispering in the years? Would you guys? Yes. 100%. I'd watch more.
Yes, do it now. All right.
Jannep, I became an ASMR streamer. You guys would watch more.
Twerk. W. Jennifer. Yeah, Jennifer! Bro!
Oh my God, I forgot Jennifer. Oh my God.
Holy mythical night. Bro, if Jennifer's on and the crackhead's on, this is gonna be cinema.
No, this is gonna be cinema, bro.
Oh, her name's Jasmine.
Wait, was it Jasmine?
Oh my God, I forgot her name.
That's so bad.
Deadlock before the New Year's?
Yes, I'll be back on Deadlock again soon.
Bro, Tuesday we're doing CFDs
with Kase and Sketch, by the way.
Bro, Tuesday we're doing CFDs, bro.
R6 is now working, you know it's not real.
It's Jennifer. No, I thought her name was Jennifer. Is it Jasmine?
Yeah, what was the name of my GTA girlfriend? Yes, I have a GTA girlfriend
Bro, look, it's better than having a real girlfriend, bro
Look, bro, at least your GTA. What am I saying, bro?
What the fuck am I even saying, bro? Yeah, was her name Jasmine or Jennifer? It was Jasmine, I think
low can you win Lee if Jasmine's not on we could just find a new girlfriend
low can you win me gotta love GTA GTA is so peak GT might be the greatest game
of all time if you really think about it wager me no bro I'm not wagering you
Do you think the world revolves around you, bro?
I'm not, wait, I'm about to play RP.
For the first time in like two months,
I'm not gonna stop everything and wager you.
The fuck is your deal, man?
Oh my God, it's Christmas update, Christmas update.
Ah!
Chat, oh my God.
I gotta link up with my girlfriend in here.
I need to go on a second date.
R6 is working.
No, it's not, bro.
The R6 servers are not miraculously working now,
dude.
WChud.
Jinxy, my candle exploded in my room.
How?
How does that even happen?
Did you put, like, gasoline on it?
Jinxy, you linked up with your gang again?
I will, bro, but I mainly am just trying to crack.
Like, you know what I'm saying?
Like, I'm just trying to crack tonight.
Froggy, thank you for the five gifts and W Froggy.
Like, I'mma link with everybody.
But I'm trying to crack, bro.
Crack me.
Nolan, again, get out of the stream, Nolan.
Are you the same Nolan that sent in the horrible clip?
Nolan, get out, bro, get the hell out.
Dude, the game got a Christmas update.
I'm actually so fired up right now.
My dog watches your streams, okay?
Jinx, you can use shift my shafts.
Crack me, crack me, me too.
I'm Sigma, Elchad.
Win is battlefront too, soon.
I don't have a day.
Oh my God, there's gonna be a button to continue.
We're back, we're so back, it's insane.
We're so back, it's ridiculous.
Create a character, none of them, Harry Johnson.
Here we go.
Here we go, here we go.
Where do we spawn wait haverts? Let me go in my apartment
All right, we're back it's been too long
How do I buy a skip push talk on it? It's not on already
We're so back. Oh my god. It feels gonna be back. It's been two months guys
Havards get on push talk
And let me know what bind in this high back. They don't buy this
It's on already click V. Okay. Yo, yo, yo. Oh my god, I'm so back. Chat, I'm so back.
Shhh. Lock it. Christmas update. Christmas update. Where are the huds? Where are the
huds? Wait, my phone! How do you get on your phone again? How do you get on your
It's not my phone.
How do you get in your phone?
I need to call the huzz.
Why?
It's not why.
F1.
Now...
G?
Opera?
Whoa, whoa, whoa!
It's not G, it's not G.
Bro, it's not G!
Escape.
That's what it was. It was escape.
How do you get on your phone?
All at four?
No.
It's not all at four.
Hi guys, what'd you do to click that?
Oh my god.
I had a missed call from Jasmine two months ago.
Bro.
Let's just call her.
Let's code call her.
Let's call her.
Oh my god.
Elle boyfriend for I had a missed call from two months ago. No
She's not gonna pick up she might be busy right now
She's busy right now
No, oh my god, okay, what about the crackhead?
Shirley she's on
Maybe she's not long
She's busy, little bro.
Chalice, I don't know if the crackhead's on either.
This is really bad.
Bro, okay.
What do you see to find a new girl, bro?
Messages, Lando, radio?
Who's Aurora?
Who's Aurora? That was the girl from the club.
Wow, all the huss are airing me. This is cray cray.
No huss, wow.
Bro, no huss.
She's bad, bro. Trust me. Holy shit, you're locked.
Zero huss.
This is- oh my god.
Wait, it's F3, right?
Yeah, actually, gotta, gotta, I'm locked.
Let's go out into the lobby.
Bro, fuck it, let's just get a new girlfriend.
Like, yeah, la la la, we can do this.
How to get out of the lobby?
Uh-huh.
Real life accuracy, so accurate.
Realistic.
Yeah, bro, yeah.
I'm gonna be honest, it is realistic.
Chet, I have no huss, bro,
but that's, that's good, bro.
Dude, Chet, having no huss is a good thing.
The fuck am I saying, bro?
Oh, it's the same lady from two months ago.
You're still doing good at it.
She's not doing shit, bro.
She's just smoking on her job.
You're a terrible worker, bro.
She's literally smoking on her job.
She has nothing pulled up in her laptop.
Terrible worker.
Like, like, bro, terrible worker.
dude it's actually a full-on update all right first things first let's shoot
somebody or no rob somebody let's rob somebody not shoot somebody rob somebody
hello sir I'm gonna need you to see I'm gonna need you to go I go ahead and
step out for me whoa whoa what's that man what the fuck man
Wait, I can't move.
I hear gunshots.
Gunshots up ahead.
Oh, here's a nice car.
My car now.
Guys, nice.
Gunshots up ahead.
Sounds like the gunshots right here.
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
Bahama mamas?
Dude, she has a nice rack. How do I get in there?
How do you go in?
How do you go in?
How do you go in?
How do you go in?
He doesn't work.
It's closed.
Row wise because of the daytime
Bro, but I'm a horn dog. Let me in there
Let me in there, bro
When I have no help, I need to eat something. I need to eat something. How do you eat something, bro?
How do you eat?
left all
Bro, how do you eat? God? I don't remember any of this. I'm about a guy on 5x down bleeding out
Whoa, I'm bleeding out, high fives, eat, eat, eat!
Bro, it's gonna have this bat in my hand, how do you eat?
How do you eat, bro, how do you eat?
This shit is sad, high fives have to feed you,
Nah, I knew how to do all this last time.
I just need 20 minutes to warm up.
Bro, it's been too much.
It's been too much.
You need to go get food bro. What I have a BLT brah I'm a BLT
Maybe I could call my gang maybe I could call my gang
Maybe I could call my gang your BLT is two months old oh
Oh, what place would be active right now?
Maybe the hospital.
I want to interact with people.
Oh shit.
Go to shoe store.
Yeah, bro, I'm not calling for that again.
I'm not going to the fucking shoe store, shut up.
coffee shop. Go to the club? Wait, is there a club? Wait, where do you go to the club
again? Where's the club? Where is the club? Shoe store. Bro, where's the club?
Shoe Store.
Bro, where's the club? It's the shoe store.
High heel icon.
Okay.
How do I sift? I want to sift through this.
Is there any shoes nearby? There's got to be a shoe.
Okay, so here I am. Oh, there we go.
Banned?
How about what, bro? What?
How about just put me onto a club, bro?
Just pin me to a club.
I want to talk to the huzz.
Okay, I'm not a gooner, bro. It's 7 p.m.
This is totally normal hours.
Yeah, I'm not a gooner, bro. It's 7 p.m. This is totally normal hours
Go bottom right
This one habits, what do you think of this?
Good chat, this is the club
All right guys, I set my waypoint we're going to get a girlfriend
I'm gonna get an actual girlfriend tonight like a legitimate yes, yes, yes
I'll do this city is so nice, bro
Ted it's reminds me of the LA brothers. It looks like LA doesn't it?
How am I alive how am I alive?
Where are the huds? Where are the females? I need a girl!
Band for speeding? Oh yeah, you can't speed.
hell driver?
hold up
bro where's the club?
gotta be getting close
the knight is still young? exactly bro
literally exactly
I drove past my waypoint
fuck it mobbed that guy
collab with bonnie blue
Yeah, bro, worst idea ever, bro.
My penis will turn purple and I'll explode and die or something.
Badass.
If you've seen those on TikTok, they are AI.
Look out, the club, the club.
Shout it almost here.
The club, the club, the club.
I'm literally almost here.
Shout it ready?
Lock in, lock in.
Ooh, this is a ghetto part of town.
I like it though, I like it.
More club.
whoa whoa whoa whoa dude this is kind of I like it now we have to move
How do you get it in?
I can't get it in.
Chow, how do I get it in?
Walk in, I am.
Why are all the clubs closed?
Let's call it a gang.
You think I could call it again?
Come on, Jayden, please pick up.
Jayden's gotta be awake.
Come on, Jayden, please.
Jayden, please, I need this.
Dad's server?
No way
Dead server haverts
Oh, but everything was so lit two months ago
Where'd that pretty go?
Chad I feel like the the the Jets guy who tried to open the door and the Jets locked the doors on it
I feel like that guy bro
District 10 bro do I even have perms in there?
Alright, let's try another club, bro.
Bro, I'm so horny right now, this isn't good.
Let's try another one, let's try another one.
Come on, bro, where are the girls?
The girls, bro, come on.
It's Christmas weekend.
Yo, where are the girls?
Okay, any more shoe stores?
It's got to be another shoe store, bro.
Chapter has to be another shoe store.
This is the one I went to earlier, right?
Bahama Mama.
Yeah, that's where I went earlier.
Go to the hospital.
Oh, yeah.
Good comments.
There's always people at the hospital.
Where's the hospital?
Dude, this is where I took Jasmine on our first date, right here, chat.
Hospital house? Yo. Yo. Casino. Yeah, yeah!
High five! Go to the casino!
High five, bring it into the hospital, and if it's that, go to the casino, and if that's that, chop the server.
Chad, we should go to the hospital and go for the hospital house.
All right, Chad, next stop, hospital.
Chad, y'all think the server died?
Bro, but I thought Prodigy was a big server.
Bro, this means District 10 is our next option.
I'm not even gonna make it I'm gonna die oh there's 300 people all we're good
chat 300 people we're good how do you turn like this
Can't turn there we got
My oh hi club wait, oh shit. Sorry my oh hi club
Realistic driving
Alright chat, we're gonna go to the hospital and maybe see if there's a hot nurse that
we can take on a date.
Maybe we'll see a hot nurse.
Oh, here we go.
Is this the hospital?
Yes.
Hello, sir.
Hello?
Can you hear me?
No.
Hey, sir, could you hear me?
Sir, could you hear me?
Hi-Vice, it's not working, bro.
Hi-Vice, why did you hit a woman?
Hi-Vice, why did you... I'm dead. I'm already arrested.
Hi-Vice, why would you hit a woman?
See, Hi-Vice, I literally knew it.
I was why would you get a woman push talk is and hello hello could you hear me sir give
you hear me yeah here you know how's it going bro it's good man hey is this city a dad or
Is there a lot of people in the city tonight?
Um,
I don't know.
What's your name?
Uh, Harry, Harry Johnson.
Oh, it's good, bro.
I think it's how you doing?
I'm showing.
I know it feels a little bad, but I don't know what people are doing.
He's grinding.
Is there any house in here?
There's one right behind you.
Yeah.
Is that a real girl?
No.
What do you mean by that?
Like like is she yeah, like is she awake? Hello. Hello. What do you mean my real girl?
Why I
Don't know okay
Sorry, is she real like I'm not real. No. No. Yeah, you know what I mean, baby
You see like
See her body parts. I mean I would I would hope so right yes. Hello. Hello, baby. Baby. What is your name?
Okay, do you work here by the way?
You, you, you, to the dude.
What's your name?
What is your name, dude?
Oh, my name's Sorrow.
Sorrow.
Do you work here?
I do not.
Alright, then don't report this to anybody.
Okay.
Bro, she's a tank.
Bro, she's a tank! Oh my god! She's made a meadow or what? Go down. Alright never mind, she's invincible.
Oh, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry. How you doing, bro?
Bro, hello? Do you talk? Hey, how's it going?
I'm good, how are you today?
Good, what is your name, dude?
They call me Sosa.
Sosa like as in I never mind the house are coming
Wait, Chief Chief?
Who was in my Gia Money Tracks?
That shit look like I'm right fucking out
Like, why are you stop?
Like, today is my first day in life
Wait, Chief, what are you talking about?
Oh, well they're not talking to you so don't even worry about it
Ladies, ladies, ladies, please
Ladies, there's enough for me to go around
Hey, Ryan
I'm sure there's a lot of you
I miss right here in the pink
I'm gonna need you to take off my tracksuit.
Wait, she stole your suit?
What the?
You want to?
Hello?
She stole your suit?
How about you got all the girls here for you?
Ladies, ladies, please.
Hello?
Ladies, listen.
I'd be overwhelming if it's too many of you.
She's asleep right now, ladies.
Ladies, she's asleep.
It's always a bitch with her tracksuit
that goes in her head.
Baby, are you really in that head?
Yes, guys.
So when she gets back to her head,
if I ever see her, I might talk to her again.
Guys, listen to me.
I'm a trustee person.
Because if she don't do it, ba, ba, ba, ba, ba.
Boom, boom, boom, boom.
Guys, listen to her.
Get her out of my ear.
And if I see her again, I'm going after opium.
Guys, just listen.
Oh, wait.
You say opium?
What you know about opium?
What you know about opium?
Yeah.
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
Wait, hold on.
What do you know about opium?
Oh.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
Cat fight.
This is bitch.
This is gonna get out of my truck too.
Guys, relax.
Ladies, ladies, ladies.
Ladies, ladies, ladies calm down!
Ladies!
Why won't you ladies?
Whoa, yes, yes calm down ladies, ladies calm down!
Ladies, relax!
What's wrong with you guys?
Look, let me know.
Hey Nam, shit around here.
I want to talk, hey how you doing?
What's your name?
Oh, okay.
Hey, what's your name?
You look like that.
Stop fucking fighting!
Ladies!
What do I say?
Ladies, stop fighting!
Hey
How'd you guys fight in this shit?
Lady stop
Wait, who's the boss who's the boss? I'm the boss you
Who is this bitch? I don't know, but she got my tracksuit on wait. Let me talk to you sir. Let me talk to you
What's up, sir? Come over here, sir. Yeah, let me talk to you, sir
What red gang you in what game is this one?
Um, I don't I don't know about no fucking you not even know. Oh, I don't know about any games, bro
I don't know. I don't fuck you know
Bro, you got this shit on your face. Look all the mother saying are you gonna say what you gonna say again?
Are these like
Do I know these yes, yes, you know these house these motherfuckers loudest fuck man, I can't stand
Yeah, you know what? Let's get them the fuck up out of here, bro
Let's get him out of here.
Let's get him to fuck up out of here.
Yeah.
Hey, y'all need to leave.
Yes, y'all need to leave.
Y'all need to leave.
Y'all need to leave, bro.
Get out of here, bro.
Get the hell out of here, bro.
Real shit.
Take that shit somewhere else.
I'm talking to the girl, man.
Oh, yeah, I ain't doofy, though.
You're doofy, man.
Who the fuck is you, man?
Band of boys, but you're all out of here.
Band of boys.
I like to doofy, I know.
All you want to have a leave is in a weapon bag, huh?
I don't got to be careful enough has this girl been hanging out with y'all
listen y'all gotta go
fuck the fuck up
why me shut the fuck up you guys are you're loud as shit
I'm not a shit I'm not screaming I'm not screaming
you are
I ain't fucking screaming
I cannot hear you sir if you scream one more time I'm gonna sing a song for you
don't sing a song I don't got your plugs
Ladies and gentlemen ladies and gentlemen
God they're loud my god
Yo, where'd the girl go?
Yeah
Bro, how you doing doing good bro? What the fuck you doing away ground now?
Oh, I um, I've been away, bro. I've been in other cities back. I'm trying to get up with the hugs
Hard rock
Oh you guys are at war
Let's get out the hospital
No, you
It's a bomb
It's a bomb. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Wait, which muscle do I throw?
Well, you gotta put this you got put that shit in your guns. You're going muscle, man. Your gun muscle area
You gotta put your
My god
Bruh
You gotta put your tab muscle open up your
And then muscle your fucking firecracker into your fucking weapon slot muscle
bro
Gotta listen to me
Next time somebody's talking that fucking shit to you man you gonna throw that shit
Okay
Listen yo
Yeah, you got it. No, that's the good one, man.
I got it. One. Two. Try two.
Yeah.
Oh, no, no, no, no.
Oh, look it.
And then you got to chuck it.
Look at all them girls in there.
I can't do it.
I can't do it.
Oh, chuck it, man.
What's the all them girls in that circle?
Oh, no, no, no.
Yeah, I see it.
Now listen to me.
Now listen.
No, no, no.
No.
I got to it.
I got to it.
Oh, it's good.
Okay.
All right.
It was good.
wait was it done it was a dog man let's go we're fighting we're going to fight
it okay good look all right good luck you did good look
yo yo hey how you guys being broke I don't be an ice cream y'all at the
hospital we got Harry Harry woke up yes bro yeah Harry Johnson yes a lot he
He's a waiver and I do my part now. Yeah, so we're fighting motherfuckers are running red, but they have red camouflage masks
So, uh, do I need them girl class? Sorry
All right, no worries bro cash what you've been up to bro last time I see you you were in the jail, bro
Yeah, yeah, oh got out of jail. You finished that shit with the half the king that green game that you guys were fighting
they ended up paying up we've been in like six wars since seven wars since
bro by the way I'm for help brown hell for help right why don't you check in
into the fucking hospital over there oh maybe maybe these fit back no yo y'all
They wear red camouflage masks they live down here
I gotta go back to the hospital because Harry didn't check in yes. Yes. Sorry. Yes. Yes. I gotta check
Yeah, we're radio so bro y'all been like y'all been shooting. Yeah, I got a radio. Yeah get on radio
Wait, how do I get on?
Going in your pockets go to the radio, you know use your right finger to use it and then get on the radio
Which app which one is tap Vendor boys and the boys K
Hey, you don't mean that bro. Just stop yo
Chillin man, yo y'all y'all fighting Saints or what? I heard something about that. Yeah, how's that go?
It's a photo to a fight with a auto or some shit is that it's awesome shit
Are you good in the head?
He's
Sounded bad no you wonder yes
You can't tell him what he wants bro let him get bro she sound bad
Yeah, he's a mother. I'll talk to the Vanderbilt's referring point up to the hospital right now
Yeah, I know which one is half it'll happen.
She's 12?
Yeah, she's not 12 bro.
Shut up.
Alright, go check in, bro.
Go to that counter.
We'll be waiting outside.
I'm C.I.F.
I'm about to be up.
Man, tell that motherfuckin' they about to be in a coffin.
So he's gonna blow his fucking head off.
What's this guy's problem?
Alright, time to check it out.
Check it out.
Check it out.
Check it out, check it out.
Uh, uh...
Uh, hello, who are you?
Uh, I'm her.
Who was this?
Yeah, who was that?
Hello, hello, who are you?
How are you doing?
Bro, am I a sub-five?
I can't even get like a response.
You're mudded when you're knocked?
Oh, I see.
No, she laughed!
No, come back!
She was so bad.
What's this?
Oh, it's a, it's a medic.
Bro, am I a sub-five?
Bro?
Say I got them sub-fives.
I got them sub-fives.
I got them sub-fives.
I got them sub-fives.
I got them sub-fives.
Bro am I a sub 5 bro? Say I got him sub 5.
Who's this? Do you do this in real life? No bro. In real life bro I walk up to a girl, get overwhelmed and then don't say anything.
And that's been my doctor 24 years.
Hello sir, how are you doing?
I'm doing good sir.
Good good good.
Hello, ma'am. Hello, ma'am. How you doing?
Have you heard of Patriots yet?
Hello, how you doing? How you doing?
Hello.
Dang it.
What'd you get him to hospital for?
Uh, bike.
Sorry to say it.
Bike. You fell off a bike?
Of course.
I'm training jumps.
Oh, baby, baby. Come with me, baby.
we have time
enjoy your night
hello
you know
what you look at all fine
all thank you
you look good too
thank you thank you what do you uh...
what are you doing tonight
not much just woke up
you trying to uh...
maybe go on a date
yeah of course
jump in let's just go okay um so what like what are you doing like um so like
what do you say what do you like to do normally in a day um you know I like to
take long walks oh my house and like you know yeah go to my bedroom and then
just like wash Netflix or something oh my god I love going to bedrooms and
watching Netflix or they're following us oh hey guys don't worry I'm okay last
no no no last time you did this shit Harry I gotta shoot out for your bitch
I went to jail hold up guys hold on guys guys um no look look catch I'm gonna
call you in like 20 bro catch oh my god all right wait can I get another
Yeah, let me get a number. Let me get a number, let me get a number.
Fucking dick, we gone and shoot on the gun.
Yeah, let me get a number.
I'm gonna get it.
I'm gonna get it, yeah.
Alright, let me get your number, baby. Hold it up.
Harry, where the fuck you been, bro?
Look, he just said it while you were here.
She sounds so bad.
Did you get the number? How are you?
I'm already trying to go on another date, bro.
Did you get the number, Harry?
Nah, she don't got it.
I don't have a boyfriend, what the fuck?
All right, I'll be I'll be I just texted you I'll just text you I'll see you later to touch it
All right, I'll just keep them people wait. Oh, oh never mind. I'm out of game. Yeah. Okay. All right. See you guys bro
I'll see you guys
I'll see y'all see y'all wait watch this person. Yeah, I'll see you bro. See you I'll see I'll see you
All right, so don't worry about that. That's my game. They're my friends
my friends um so are you going with them or no no no just go wherever they said
they said go take off okay yeah yeah all right love you guys go love y'all love
y'all see they're good guys they're good guys it's just the thing is bro the
last time I went on a date this girl she had a husband she had a husband and I
didn't know I didn't know I did not know she had a husband I didn't know yeah
but she didn't have a word.
Oh god, I knew.
Wait, sorry, what were you trying to say?
What?
Gary, get on the radio, bro.
Yeah, I'm coming, I'm coming.
Wait, hold up.
Cache, call in one second.
Yo, Cache.
Yo, what's up, Cache, what's up?
Yo, get the fuck on the radio.
All right, all right, I'm getting on the radio.
Oh god.
Do you got the radio?
All right, do you got the radio?
I'm getting radio.
Oh my god, I told you, I told you.
Does your gang like want you, actually?
No, they're just like my real last friends, I'm of them.
They like giving like obsessed.
Yeah, I know, I know.
Bro, chat, she's wants me, chat she wants me.
How do I get radio?
Chat, how do I get radio?
Dude, it's the worst thing.
Where do you want to go to eat?
I'm kind of hungry wherever you want wherever you want. What's your favorite spot in town?
Chalmaki. I like all done. Say it's really well done. Yeah, let's go. Let's go. Let's go. I never really been in
Never been at a date. I'm a bit of a date
Can you like you should drive I feel like you know, you're not giving like
Yes, yeah, let me be more. Yes. Yes. Yes. Let me stay on the back and yeah
Yeah, okay, where's that dump it? I don't know actually
Wait, I'm kind of sesty right now
My pose I know I'm good. I'm good. All right. So wait, what wait? How old are you or not bro?
Sorry, how old are you ma'am or not ma'am? No, no, not bro. No, no
How old are you a baby? Oh
Oh, I'm 21, what about you?
Oh, I am 21, I'm 21.
You're 21?
Oh my god, you're the same age.
Yes.
All right, so where do you want to go?
Where do you want to go?
This is my studio.
I don't know what's open.
I don't know, actually.
I don't really wake up here.
I sort of run this thing, you know what I mean?
Really?
Yeah, I can see.
Your boys are obsessed with you.
Yeah.
Do you want to go to Chicken Lucky Plocker?
Yeah, of course.
I'm trying to save a little bit of money
Yeah, I can tell actually from your outfit
No, but like I'm rich. No, I'm rich. You know what I'm saying? I'm just not rich yet. I'm uh, I'm um, I'm rich in my head
You know what I'm saying?
Oh, they're opening soon, they're not
I'm sorry.
They're not open yet. Hold up.
Sorry.
Are you okay?
Yes, yes, yes.
Okay.
Oh my god.
Sorry, just hold on to me. Hold on to me. It's a bumpy ride.
Okay, hold on.
Where do I take her? I don't know where to take her.
Copy.
Fuck, that's closed down.
Fuck, where do I take her?
Oh, you're trying to stay in a hotel?
Oh no, sorry, that's a fade away.
I'm sorry.
What?
What'd you say?
No, no, no.
Oh!
No, not the hotel.
It's the first day.
No, no, no, sorry.
OK, I'm still figuring out.
I think I've said myself.
No, no, no, whoa, whoa!
Oh, sorry, sorry, sorry.
OK, let's-
What the fuck?
Do you want me to drive?
Because I feel like you're struggling.
Yeah, yeah, drive, drive, drive.
Yeah, I think I can drive.
I kind of- I don't mind being dominated.
you know what I'm saying yeah come on like I kind of like being dominated call me
a good boy maybe yeah you're a good boy come on my job focus focus tonight just
take me wherever you want take me wherever you want I'll be your friend
taking to my favorite place actually it's my favorite place to peer yeah we
can like take a bowl we can talk at the pier like I want to get to know you
I feel like you know since your boys are so obsessed with you there must be something you know yes
Yeah, I can tell you everything maybe up when we get there you can ask me as many questions as you want
Yeah, what do I say? I'm a fucking loser. What do I say?
Yeah, what do I say? I'm literally a loser. What do I do? I mean like so someone being so obsessed with that boy like
They were like cock fucking you and shit. Yeah, maybe they're in love with you
So yeah, what ended up happening like last time
he serves his girl and yeah she was sort of blowing up my phone like every night
she really want to go on a date with me and this whole time she had a husband I
didn't know she had a husband so we go to the beach and her husband just jumps
me
this has what he jumped you yeah so basically like I'm the leader of gang
does that intimidate you're the leader of the gang called opium opium do you
You like bad boys?
I love bad boys.
I'm bad, cool.
Cool, cool, cool.
Call me good boy again.
You don't really give bad boy energy though.
Oh my god.
Ah!
Watch.
This crazy bitch.
This crazy bitch.
Why so two people?
I'm drowning.
How do I swim up?
Havertz!
What the fuck just happened?
Havertz!
She killed me.
She fucking killed me.
Oh my God!
My first date murdered me?
No, no, no. What?
My first date killed me.
She... I was such a bad date she drove into water.
She would rather drive into the ocean than talk to me for another minute.
She would literally rather drive head-first into the ocean than talk to me.
Valid, not gonna lie. Negative for us.
Bro, chat, I'm such a bad game, you know, good bro, but chat, like, I just want to talk
to the huds, bro.
Like I'm sorry, ho-dee.
Ho-dee?
Okay.
Bro, I didn't know if anyone was going to pick me up.
She drove me into the middle of the ocean.
Chats, she drove me into the middle of the ocean, bro.
Bro, that's so lame.
in her DMs? Bro, yeah, I could have called her. Bro, but chat, should I call her? She
drove me into the ocean. Chat, I don't know, retire her, slime her, call her, kill her.
Slime her, slime her. Bro, is she just playing hard to get? I think she's playing hard
to get. Bro, this is ass. I hate this. I just wait for three minutes. You have
her number or I can't do anything because I'm fucking unconscious take her to a
hotel bro but I think she tried to I think she just killed me she I think she
just murdered me guys like yeah I don't think she likes me dude
Check she just fucking murdered me, yeah?
Bro, I don't know what to do guys, I just got murdered, man, in cold blood.
You think?
I mean, check, you guys think she's just playing hard to get though?
I mean, that's a rule break she just did, NLR rule.
Give her a number to gang member, and then call to meet up and slime her.
Bro, she actually killed me.
My God.
What a crazy, crazy girl.
She almost drowned you?
Bro, every time I get taken to the pier, a girl just kills me.
Literally, every time.
Crack her.
Chat, how am I gonna crack her?
She just drove me into the ocean.
She wants to shoot me.
Bro, this is so ass.
There's a five minute cooldown.
And I'm unconscious under a pier.
You know what?
I'm grabbing a bag of chips.
I'll be back.
I'll be back in a minute.
That's a good fire.
Oh shit. Oh my god. Who's this? Who's this?
I don't know how to get you up from here. I have to sweep all the way back here.
Wait, tell me you got it. Oh my god.
Hello, hello sir, can you hear me?
I can't hear you, are you okay?
No, some lady drove me into the water, bro, are you okay?
Yeah, I'm good, I heard you flippin' around under us, so I thought I'd come and get you.
What's that Toby?
Unfortunately, we have to swim to the shore.
Yes, bro, no worries man, thank you so much for saving me, bro.
You're good. What happened? Why did she do that?
Dude, so I'm on a date, right? I'm on a date with this girl.
And I think it's going good. Two minutes later, she drives me head first into the ocean, drowns me in Scream's bitch.
Should I press my e-muscle to get to the hospital, do you think?
Well, lucky for you. I think EMSR around, so maybe I could help you get onto your feet.
Dude, thank you so much. You saved me, bro.
So bro what's your sex life like I'm sorry bro what is it what is your sex
life like that is for me to know you to never find out okay sorry this guy
Yeah, yeah, I'm sorry, man
Bro, so what do you do for work?
Yeah, I do a lot
Like a bit of everything like what I
Deliver packages I work as a mechanic
I have fish, I have bankers.
Do you joke off?
No, I do not.
Nice guys.
So, you're sellin' that?
No.
Oh
Bro, thank you so much for saving me. I don't know why but I'm still swimming
Yeah, he will interrupt you down. Thank you bro.
Chas, I just hold E. Chas gets to the hospital. You gonna get banned? He wants you.
That's like hold E, hold E. Hold E, hold E.
holdy holdy
uh...
also you know
what's your name bro what's your name
what's your name bro what's your name
Alex! My name is Harry, bro. My name is Harry.
Yes, I'm Harry.
Do you know what I do for work?
Do you know what I do for work?
Sorry, I'm watching somebody steal a fucking lawnmower for that.
Wait, really?
Oh my god, they are.
Interesting.
Oh, you got the police to come for you.
Look how lucky you are.
Yeah, what's going on? What's happening?
Hey, so I was fishing.
A moped came screaming past me as I was finishing fishing.
And I hear some sloshing around down in the ocean.
And I see this man kind of flopping around like a dead fish.
I run into the city and I was fishing so I went down and got here and I just
brought him from the freezing cold water over to here all right all right yeah
gosh gosh thank you for that so are you okay yes let's take it that
Okay, man. Oh, thank you
All right, of course man
So what how you doing today, bro?
What do you say? How you doing today, bro?
I'm doing good. My what about you?
Not good, bro. I'm on a date with a girl. She drives me into the ocean, bro
She couldn't last another minute with me. So she drove me into the ocean. I never had a big go that bad
Yeah, what she drove into the water, bro. Yes, bro. So I'm in her little I think it's
a moped or like a mini bike or whatever yeah she gives me your number cool
everything's cool she called me good boy bro she called me good boy oh damn I'm
sorry these aren't details in the now man like a mini in she drives me face
first into the water and says bitch sir maybe you could arrest her sir all right
yeah I'll come to you if you want to give a statement I would in mind giving
statement sir all right what's in it packed up what's in it for me though what's
it it for me well you want to get it arrested right so yes yes but I'm
thinking
what do you think oh no no nothing nothing yeah yeah let's get you packed up
first and then I can grab your statement and everything yes sir thank you of
of course man
oh
what do you say man?
what happened to him?
uh...
uh...
uh...
John I think
I was checking him out
I'll be up there
Edel how you doing baby?
baby sorry not I'm sorry hello ma'am hello how are you doing how you doing
hello oh I'm good I'm good I got drowned by my date so I don't like no
longer I'm sorry to hear that who did that to you I don't know some girl named
Aliyah. Aliyah. Okay, well how about when you're done, you can get in our car and I'll give her a talk.
Oh, I think I know her. You know her? You know her? I think I do, yeah. Oh, of course. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
She had a gang. Okay. Alright, Mr. F.J., just wanna check in here and I'll take care of you.
Yeah.
She has a green thing.
She has another can.
That's not her.
No way.
That's not her.
Bro, she looks way different.
Yeah, okay.
What's your name?
Oh, my name is Harry Johnson, sir.
Alright, alright.
Yes, new Jerry.
What's your name, sir?
My name is Jordan Street.
Jordan, Jordan.
Ah, my son's name is Jordan.
Actually?
Yes, yes.
Yeah, I mean, I might be your son, you know?
No, no, you're not my son.
Um, so like, are we gonna get a report on that girl?
Cause I kind of want to get her arrested.
Yeah, yeah, I'll take you in my car.
I'm gonna be there well actually I have a date if you want I could take your
statement here yeah yeah stay better here stay better here stay better here
cuz I got a day how you get up and you know everything all right just follow
me over here I feel rejuvenated I feel like a
million bucks. Alright, let me open up a report for this. Alright, got her name. Alright sir,
I got her name, I just got her name off my phone. Alright, one second. Alright. So,
What is your name sir?
Oh you don't have to give a statement if you don't want sir.
No no I want you, I want you, I want you.
Alright, good, good, good.
Alright, what is your name first one?
Harry Johnson, Harry Johnson.
What's your state ID? Cause there's a lot of...
No, I don't know.
Who's that? Oh no.
Who's this? Who's this?
Who's this fat bastard over here?
Yo are you snitching?
Who's that, bruh?
No idea, man.
All right, what's your status?
I can argue.
You know what?
It's Officer Nana.
There's no...
There's no...
I don't gotta report anything, Officer.
You sure?
No, no, I'm good at Officer.
I don't wanna report anything.
All right, man.
Can you change your mind?
Here's my number.
I'll take it now.
Thank you, sir.
Yo, Tubbs, move out of the way, Tubbs.
Whoa, whoa.
Whoa, buddy.
What are you gonna do?
There's a cop here, bruh.
I mean, you're gonna break them all in front of a cop?
Yeah, I think I have that number.
Thank you, sir.
If you want to change your mind, then let me know.
Thank you. It's good to have an officer's phone number.
Thank you, sir. Appreciate that.
Yeah, of course, man, of course.
May I talk to you?
Yeah, of course.
Yo, back up, dude.
Yo, hey, Tubby, Tubby, Tubby. Stop following me, please. Thank you.
Yo, back up, dude. You're walking around walking, eh?
Yeah, you go first ground. I'm good. I don't want to be near you.
I put some socks on though. You stinky dope, bro. You don't even have socks. He's barefoot. What is to talk about?
Do you know that guy?
I have no idea. Y'all came in together. So I mean, what's up? I know that's my boy down there
Where where that's him right there. Oh, I thought this guy earlier. What's up, bro?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, you were the guy that was beating me up trying to find the your time starts to grow no pink
Yeah, that's me punch there a few times. Oh, that's you
I'm getting a call really quick one moment one moment. Take that call. Take that call
Hello
Hey, it's a lia. I'm so sorry like the bike like fucking like the brakes went out and I thought maybe you could swim up
Interesting so that that makes sense, but why do you not like it? I've been waiting at the pier for so long
Where the fuck are you?
Well see your story would make sense of the a hi-yati
who's just been reported to an officer but the problem is you screamed out
bitch at the top of your lungs so I know what you did Aliyah and I'm connected
all because I was like what the fuck like bitch like what the fuck no I fell
in the I would have jumped off the bike and through you in the water instead
but I like went in the water as well and you snitched on me
Aria.
Do you know how much I make a hear?
I mean, even if I told you, you wouldn't believe me.
You have no idea who you're talking to right now.
A guy opens his door and gets shot and you think that of me.
No, I am the one who knocks.
Then, now who I'm talking to, this is Aria.
Aria, make peace with your god.
Chat with that Nautura.
Shout out Walter White!
That little lying just...
Interesting.
Sorry, how's it crazy?
How you guys doing?
We're good.
No, no. How y'all doing?
Good, good. Looks like you have a little pest.
Yes.
Wait, I've seen y'all are affiliated.
I don't know what green is. What is green?
We're the Bando boys.
Bando boys, okay.
You know what I mean and we in the we in the barrio interesting. So what are y'all thoughts on opium?
Opium, I don't have a problem with them
Interesting. Yeah, cuz I'm uh
You know, I may have overheard. I'm pretty connected over there. So I don't want to be like Stefanani shows here
No, you're not stepping on any toes. What was the bitch wearing? Um,
See, I like your attitude. What's your name? Oh, my name is Tunisia Tunisia. Okay. How you doing? Um, I'm doing good
I didn't catch my name is Harry my name is Harry and I run this shit, okay? Okay? Yeah, right?
Oh, who's this? What's your name? Oh, sorry? Oh, sorry? Oh, I hit a woman
Don't you Tanisha?
I'm sorry. I did not mean to hit a woman fuck
Okay, sorry. We got off on the wrong foot again
Okay, let's let's head out. Uh, yeah, her name was Aliya. I don't remember what she was wearing though cuz I
So, what do y'all got to land tonight? What are y'all doing?
I mean, to be honest with you, we're looking for people ourselves.
But, you know, we've been in a hard situation all day and night.
You know, feeling?
Yes, I feel you, Tenisha. I feel you.
You know, people be talking.
Yes.
Let's hit the social zone.
Come on, bro.
Wait, someone took your car?
You guys are driving this shit, bro? What the fuck are y'all driving, dude?
I can't be sitting this. I'm Harry Johnson, for Christ's sake.
What the fuck is this?
I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Okay.
When you do dirty business, you gotta be a little dirty, okay?
Whatever, I'll follow you.
So, y'all are in the game called the Bando Boys? I never heard of that.
Yeah, we're the Bando Boys.
See, y'all are in at war with opium, right? Cause I'm in opium.
No, we're not in the war with opium.
Cause I just flew back into the city.
I was in the city two months ago.
I just flew back in.
Okay, welcome back. Welcome back.
I was just handling shit, you know what I'm saying?
Just handling shit.
Okay, okay.
So where y'all headed right now?
You know what?
We're just looking around because
we don't like to hear, you know,
how a man goes on a date
and then a bitch calls someone a bitch.
You know, we don't like that.
Yes, and she drowned me. And she drowned me.
that's not cool bro that's not good for your lungs yes wait one moment get in a
phone call one moment yep yep hey how you doing
dead yet or not hey hey bro you don't have any faith in me bro you never have any faith in me
never never had all right so I'm gonna be honest I did die yes bro brother
brother brother but dude she told me that she loved me dude that's what you
She said last time.
Yes, I know, I know.
I was married.
Yes, she was married.
I know, and then she drove me into the water.
But girl, how you been, bro?
What you been up to?
I'm good right now.
I'm just hunting down some people.
Are you still with this girl that drowned you?
No, I'm with different people.
I had a question for you, Pat.
It's an important question.
Yeah.
What gangs are you guys at war with right now?
DF.
What's DF?
What's DF?
Disfunctional Families.
OK, good, good, good.
I'm with another people like more people for the band of boys
They're a new gang. I think they're not they seem sweet the band of boys if anything
They're so tell them tell them band of boys to my dick say that right now
I said that say it say it say it if you're true opium you say it right now
So stutter no stutter guys boys my dick. No no no no guys
That's about to go you know
All right guys, I'm back bro. So how y'all doing? Oh
No, we're good. Wait, oh my god. I'm getting another call one moment. Hey Jaden. How you doing, bro? Harry?
Yeah, Jaden, how you been? I've been holy shit, man. I thought you died or something, bro
Yeah, Jaden bro. I flew to another city for the last two months, but I just flew back in. How y'all boys been?
Good good. How you been man? I've been good bro. I went on a date with a girl. I got drowned
Oh my god, I'm glad to hear man. Well, hey listen if you need anything just hit me up, brother
Good to see you again, bro. I love you. Good to see you man
Yo, you guys good
Yo guys so wait, so what do you say about our game? Oh, nothing. He said he loves you guys
Oh, okay. Okay. Okay miss her
Um, so I had a couple of questions. How deep is y'all's gang?
Um, we're pretty deep. You know, we're usually around, you know, not right now, but usually later on in the day, you know?
So how many, like, of y'all are, like, you know, awake right now?
Hmm, I'd say like, maybe, yeah, about six of us. Maybe four or five. I'm not sure.
Oh, y'all are small. Y'all are small.
Yeah, it's just that you know, whoa turn that shit up. Sorry
Sorry, no, you're good. You're good. Um
So are you guys trying to like join a better game cuz I'm like the top guy
Oh, you're the top guy, you know what? I'm gonna be honest to you band of boys. Don't do my family
Don't you know what I'm just saying like yeah, I don't
What is this music?
What?
Huh?
How about what?
Rug left face?
What?
Yo guys, is there a way we can turn off this music?
Um, is it off?
Oh, there we go.
Alright.
Um, wow.
Okay, so, so we're like,
I don't know where the huzz are, because I'm just trying to get a real girl.
The last two girls I talked to killed me.
If you really want to get down to the huzz business in that little area, good luck.
In which area?
Good fucking luck, everywhere, everywhere.
If you want to be in that division, girls around here, feisty, very fucking feisty.
So there's no-
You're like a strong woman?
Yeah, like-
I kind of like you please don't tell the auto dating no
Yeah, this is my cousin. Yeah, oh
I don't do a fun business. I'm gonna be honest with you. I'm happily taken bro. Oh
Yeah, but I might have someone for you. Yes. Yeah
Yes, hey Skyla Skyla you on here
Chat she's not nine
All right, so she just went to bed. I'm sorry. Oh, it's okay. Um, yeah, but she's a beautiful woman. She's strong
She's sweet. She's kind, you know blonde, you know best this could be so okay
Let's just cut to it. How serious are you and your boyfriend like I like
Where I I love him you really love it like I
You don't ever feel lonely, you know what I'm saying like you don't ever because if you need a shoulder to cry on
You're here right now. He isn't here, but I can't do that to him. Yes. He's not like but yeah
No, but like you know what I'm saying
You know it's like he's he's crazy, you know, he's a crazy man. He's a bad man
I see so you're scared of him. You're scared of him. So you don't love him. Just cut like cut deeply like you don't love it
You love me. Well, all right. Let me slow down. You don't all right. You don't love me
You just mad at me, but like you don't love him. He's toxic
There's a there's an open you know when you're related to some boy
You're saying there's a you're telling my fortune right now. You just told me he's a bad man
He's crazy. What I mean, like he's a bad man, man. He's a bad man
He'll he'll do anything
Okay
Interesting so you don't know. Yeah, you don't know. No, I love him and everything in me, bro
Sorry, well, I tried I mean I tried to destroy you. I mean, hey, you know what?
Let me see if I can put you on to something yeah, let's go around let's go around you know
Let's look oh my bad. I don't have my license
Wait, how old are y'all?
Yeah, I'm 21
What about you?
Cousin yo, yo, yo, how old are you?
27
Yeah
Sorry
He might he might he might still pure, okay
Do y'all know any girls around cuz I'm just like I'm looking I'm trying to
Crack no, no, no, I'm trying to go out of date
Okay, you're trying to go. All right, you know what I'm saying. I'm trying to go out of date
All right, let's take it. Let's see if any of the strip clubs are open for you. Oh
You say no, wait what?
I thought we got pulled over
Let's get out of here
Yeah
Oh, that's...
Yeah.
To kill a lasso.
Where's that?
It's up on the mark.
Alright, we're gonna take this trip.
Wait, but there's not like nipples out, right?
There's not nipples, right?
No, no, no, no.
I mean, if you paid for a sweet buck...
Yeah, go to extreme there then it's like...
Ah yeah, yeah, no worse.
Other than that now.
All right, all right, but I can still do it in here, right? Yeah. Yeah
Yeah, I'd say so
No
Okay, I was just making sure no no, I just want to talk to a nice woman. Maybe I'll meet my wife in here
I'll take my shirt off. Whoa. Whoa. Hey, he wants I mean you got one right here
You he's not gay, but $20 is $20, you know, so you're sure like you're positive
Unless you like in the room one on one with them you ever you requested
There's no huss in there, no she's not dead in my sex life, bro
I
Reach we reach me
Hey, so there's no there's no beautiful woman out on a Saturday night. Hey, I mean
Look it. I'm beautiful and I'm out. So that just tells you something. They're out. Okay. Whoa. Whoa. Wait
Are you trying to like
No
Sorry, okay
That's okay.
Look, I give up.
You're loyal to your boyfriend, I respect that.
But like, listen, if you're ever feeling lonely,
just call him, I'll be there.
Okay, okay.
All right, all right.
If you're sleeping alone, yeah, there you go.
You got someone to call.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, 100%.
That's open behind the screen here.
What's open?
I don't know if there's anyone in there.
Oh Bahama mamas.
Don't park here.
Might be closed.
Check.
Oh, it's closed.
Wow.
Dad.
Are you getting some ice cream?
Go ahead.
That's fine.
Yeah, is it okay if I rest my hand on your side?
Wait
I know what she turned into there
Sorry I
Can't do it look car
Don't put your hand there on my fork
Hello?
Hello?
Hello? Hello?
What crazy...
How you guys doing?
So, I have an inquiry.
So, I have my friend right here.
His name is Harry.
And I have 10k.
And if any of you girls can go on a date with him
for about a day,
maybe for a little bit,
I'll give you all 10k.
20 minutes, 20 minutes, 10 seconds.
I would not be allowed to
What do you mean?
Everybody's got a boyfriend
No, no, no, no
Cause I'm done!
Oh, everybody's got a boyfriend!
What I got a gun!
No, cause I'm done!
There's a-
Sorry, sorry, sorry
Yes, sorry, sorry, listen
There's no way every girl in this city
has a boyfriend
You don't mind being the side, right?
Yeah, like, look.
You don't mind being the side in case you don't have a boyfriend.
What if your boyfriend doesn't know it won't work?
No, I'm not going to do that to him.
You in here right now?
No, but still, I'm faithful, I'm sorry.
You just saved my boy's number down.
He could just...
I mean, how about I find you somebody?
How about that?
No, everybody says that.
Like, no.
Like, he's the thing.
You got somebody for him now?
I need a girl.
Like, I need a girl.
It's getting lonely, bro.
I'm crying into my pillow every...
What?
They help you right now?
Well then maybe.
I could take this guy to hornies.
Take him to hornies, they got glizzies and stuff from there.
Is he gonna do it with a blizzy?
Pull up his ass so he wants a girl?
Girl, get him to a girl.
Oh, he could do that.
Oh yeah, I mean girls do love glizzies.
I know I love glizzies, come on.
Oh.
Alright, alright guys.
Hope everybody has a wonderful evening.
Let's go.
It was nice meeting you Harry.
No, I hope you and your boyfriend
have a wonderful life together.
Thank you.
I hope you guys do.
After I shoot you.
Oh, whoa, whoa, whoa!
Wait, sorry, I'm sorry, I'm not gonna shoot you.
I'm not gonna shoot you.
But like, do you have a boyfriend?
No, do you really have a boyfriend?
Yes, 100%.
Alright, alright, alright, alright.
I'm not gonna shoot you.
Damn.
No, because there's no way they all got a boyfriend.
No, there's no way they all got a fucking boyfriend.
We'll find him somewhere, we'll try.
Good luck.
Thank you. Thank you.
I mean am I wrong? Am I wrong? Or is this not fucking bullshit?
There's no way every girl in this city has a fucking vibrate!
I know. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
Listen, I know one that didn't have a boyfriend once asleep.
Yeah, like fuck. And she would have loved you, bro.
It's okay. Nah, no girl will ever love me. I'm sad, Norman.
Bro, don't say that.
No, no, no, it's why I want to try dudes, because every time-
Man is just getting so like, man, not a chance to play.
Oh no! Every time I talk to a girl, I got a boyfriend, or I'm a lesbian!
It's just, it's never like, they never let me man like them!
Hey man, let me play you something.
I don't think girls are for you though.
Every time a bitch says she's a lesbian, don't, don't listen to that.
Just say you've ever been with a man before, and you're good on that.
Yep. I'm a loose.
Jesus, harshest man in your life.
I'm gonna go straight down there and go to the other side of the road.
Wait you said there's a place called Warnings?
Really?
We're going to Warnings.
Someone said I can't hear you.
Appreciate you.
Oh my god this is sad.
It's funny.
Alright alright.
Wait why are you holding a gun?
Were you trying to force her to be here?
Well no, it's not that I was forcing her to be my girl.
She just claimed to have a boyfriend and then the other girl behind her just claimed to have a boyfriend
And you claim to have a boyfriend
So it's just like at what point in time is it just you know
Maybe they're lying and I'm just gonna shoot him in the fucking face and then then we'll see if you have a boyfriend
Mmm. Mmm. So you say like if you have a boyfriend, maybe he'll come and save you
No, I'm saying like I'm saying like do you have okay?
I'm saying like do you have a boyfriend like are you being honest?
And then if they said no, I'm just gonna shoot him in the face. Okay. And I'm gonna be honest
I tried to shoot like six times. I my gun was working out of it. I tried to take oh it was a little jammed
Yeah, so yeah, it's not serial killer. It's just like I'm trying to like let's cut the bullshit
Do you have a boy? This is for you the restaurant?
Oh shit, let's go here we go
So, I have an inquiry for, what's your name ma'am?
My name, my name, Lowy.
What's your name?
My name is Tanisha, nice to meet you.
Nice to meet you Tanisha.
No, whoa.
Hang on, it's my turn in line, it's my turn.
All right, all right, all right.
Lowy.
Maybe like two and two.
Should pick three.
Yeah, you want the twins, yep.
Yeah, the twins.
Chat, what do you mean?
Focus.
Focus or unhook, I don't want.
I'm American, so they're unhealthy.
just understood when you're it is the only way to pay with money is that the
only way to pay yes no other options I mean maybe one of these guys maybe
potentially here I'll pay for your hot dog you go pay for my heart though yeah
yeah of course of course no problem at all oh my god thank you cuz you know
I would hide out here on these streets.
Cousin paper or hot dog?
That's good to eat.
Oh, my Curtis!
I'm trying to walk.
Who's Curtis?
Oh, not you.
It's this guy, bro.
I hate him.
I'm fine.
No problem.
And then right here.
Excuse me.
Ma'am.
Yes, I'm trying to eat one for you, ma'am.
I need some fucking food, though.
Hey, hey, we could tell.
We could tell.
Can you wait to turn?
This nice lady is waiting.
What's your name?
I got this meat.
Don't worry about it.
I got my hot dog.
Thank you.
Yo, I need some food, though.
Hey, bro, we know you need food, tubs.
Relax!
Relax!
Get out of the line.
OK, AJ.
Hey, AJ.
Hey, hey.
Excuse me, man.
Excuse me.
So I have an inquiry.
Throw it over your floor.
Harry.
You got something in the fucking ocean today.
He's having a bad day.
Oh my god, you got oceaned up?
Yes. Oh my God.
You know, he's feeling very, very down today.
Very down.
So I was just wondering if maybe you can hang out with him,
try to get his mood right.
You know, he's very sad today.
But, well, what do you want to do?
I don't know, would you want to go on a date with me, man?
On a date?
My fault.
My fault.
You don't need to have me.
Oh my God.
That's not.
You don't need to have me.
No, no, I didn't need to do that.
Well, what about you AJ? You won't go on a date with him?
Oh my fucking god.
Do I want to go on a date with him?
Maybe not.
Maybe not.
I can be that wingman that you always went on a date.
If you need help saying something, I can help you.
What's your name?
look hey
fatso fatso with the red on the pants
back up yeah back the fuck up
you touched my back with your belly
stop touching my back with your belly
look I'll be back grandma one second grandma
come on now come on now
excuse me how you doing
There he is gonna be trained.
There he is.
It's Jaden, man.
Oh, Jaden, what's up, bro?
Jaden, what's going on?
You said what, man?
Come here.
My name's AJ, man.
What about you, man?
There you go.
Can you not eat in my ear?
Like, look, look.
Bro, can you not eat in my ear?
For the love of God.
Back up!
Do you want a bite?
You want a bite?
No, bro! I don't want a bite, bro!
Back up!
Holy shit!
I don't think he was gonna shit anyways.
What about- wait, I think I know somebody that will go on-
you
you
you
you
you
So it can make you look good.
I got a car out front for y'all too.
All right, all right. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Appreciate it. Appreciate it. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
How do I stand?
I'm just gonna, I'm a wingman to fuck out, um,
out of you right now.
How do I stand, Chad?
Oh, my God!
I'm gonna lie. She already prepaid for the car
and everything. The car is waiting out front.
You prepaid?
Oh, you do have money?
Yeah, prepaid for the car, prepaid for the food.
for the day.
All right, let's go.
Yo, is that our chauffeur?
Yes, yes, yes, yes.
All right, we got our chauffeur.
Yep, chauffeur.
Let's go, chauffeur.
OK, that's it.
They make me run again.
I just eat in the hot dogs.
Oh my god, this is so nice.
They only have one bullet hole.
Oh my god, this is so hot.
Harry
Yes
This isn't like this isn't a car. I mean shit
You guys wanna roll in this
You so what I think I got to do
Oh my god! I can put my gun out the side!
Oh my god, it's perfect!
Literally you've replied with one word.
Where'd he go?
Like I said, I was in a rush.
I don't have ammo.
There's not room in here.
Alright, alright.
I'll see you later, Harry. Have a good one.
I'll see you guys.
Have fun.
Hey grandma, oh, no, sorry not grandma. Sorry. Sorry. You're 25 right?
So I'm taking you to dinner right now, okay
Where are we taking her chauffeur?
Anywhere honestly, I'm your chauffeur you can you can tell me where to drive anywhere, but yeah, maybe I'll take us to the pier
You know what I'm saying the pier
What do you want baby?
What what do you want baby?
Yes, I
Don't know. I'm in the back. I can't even really see out no window
Hey
Harry how about you hop in the back with you? Oh, yeah. Yeah, it's real cool back here. It's real cool
I can put my gun out the back and everything. Yeah, like I'm gonna be honest
Wait, maybe- wait, can you-
Wait, the God this bitch in front of someone and rob-
WHOA! GRAMMA, RELAX!
Wait, hotel, wait, hotel, hotel, hotel
Hotel?
Where?
Yeah, like, can we get in a room there?
Alright.
She, she, I mean,
She, we can go- we can go to
a- we can go to a hotel room if you want.
Yeah, yeah.
You gotta go to the pier! I'm hungry!
No, no, she wanna go to the pier!
I'm hungry.
Hey, hey baby, relax, damn.
Relax.
That'll be weird as I go along.
Wait, let me get it in the back.
Let me get it in the back.
Let me get it in the back.
Sorry.
Yeah, no, go in the back.
Sing.
Oh my God.
Oh my God.
Hold on, wait.
Oh my God.
This lady's crazy.
Oh my God.
Here.
All right.
Can you see me, baby?
Yeah.
All right.
I'm in the back.
Yeah.
Okay.
So, how you doing?
Hey.
No.
Babe, put the gun away! Babe! Babe!
You know what? You know what, AJ?
Is this bangbust?
I think we can put this one to work!
No, no.
Wait, Harry, what did you say?
I think we can put this one to work!
Is this bangbust? What has happened?
No, this isn't the bangbust.
Alright, listen, I just want to go on a date with you, honey.
But you said you got money!
Yes, I'm rich as hell, damn.
So why wouldn't I just pay that money?
Matter of fact, we can go to a hotel room right now.
I got a prepaid hotel room right now.
Thanks, thanks y'all.
How does that sound?
I love guns!
Yeah, I know!
Can you?
Are you see on crack or what?
I love guns!
Nah, I, I.
Listen, babe.
I know that you love guns.
Babe, listen.
I know you love guns.
Relax.
All right!
You know what I'm saying? Relax.
This is the date between me and you.
I want to get to know you. You know what I'm saying?
It's a date? Like December 27th?
No, like...
FUCK!
No, like a date. Like we're on a date.
Oh!
Do you think I'm sexy?
What the hell?
Okay, do you think I look good?
I mean, well, let me go to the fairs will that's a perfect spot. Let me go to the
You say he got money, right? Yeah, he reaches you. Yeah
Hey, I appreciate you for letting me lend a landing bar that let me leave other than I appreciate bro
You don't even gotta ask my brother and bro. Thank you. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah
There's somebody soon at AK 47 on yellow pages. Yeah, I already have a k-47. You know, I give her to the
uh uh gang opium uh big no uh well i i run that like i run that game you know what i'm saying
you run a gang yeah like i am a top guy in there like top three or top four
top three or four yes i'm in the top yeah yeah so you're a thug um i'd like to go by the term
big gangster big gangster yeah no gangsta
gangsta yeah that's what i like to go
AJ he's a big gangster i trust you don't i trust you i know for real
you know that right i ain't gonna lie right he slid on some homies the other
day from me he was like what the fuck are you doing to my man AJ and the
muffler's early was like man he robbed his motherfucker and then he
literally pulled up shot all of them motherfuckers down
oh my god i mean AJ you know i like to beat these
stories close to the past but that you know what I'm saying I appreciate you
now of course man of course I don't like to talk about that stuff cuz you
know it's my work life you know you know I get that I keep that shit low-key
yeah yeah you know this my dog AJ for real I only ran him over with a car
once last week and then he kidnapped me wait so how do y'all know each other
cuz you ran over a long story really we'd be like running with the same you
know, the same friend, like Joe so cosita Curtis. And then
this one night, this one night, we always meeting up. Well, I
came with the car he helps in the driver's seat and kidnaps all
four of us. Nice AJ. Yeah. Well, anyways, we kick about the
car, we shoot him with even bleeding in the middle of the
intersection.
Okay, and and then we became friends right after that.
Yeah, pretty much. Yeah. And I'm gonna be honest, like,
You have very nice um
You have very nice
How do I say this?
Yetis, I'm sorry
What the hell is that?
No, no, like you have a
You have a nice way y'all think about kidnapping someone I think that could get our energy up
Oh
That's an interesting date idea. Yeah, we could kidnap somebody if you want to. Yeah
Hey, Jay, you know what to do. We'll pull up on him like this. It's just insane. Yeah, all right. I mean I'm down
I'll say I'm down with this. Look look all right. All right. Hey, honey, honey
Look, I'm here. I'm gonna be honest. You're a little crazy
Crazy. Yeah, you want to go on a kidnap in a date?
I mean hey, hey
I'm alive now, Larry.
You think I was, like, calm, like, cosita crazy for real, isn't she, AJ?
This is all day, I'm just a chauffeur.
Yeah, you know what?
Joker!
Here, you pick.
Um, baby, wait, what should I call you, babe?
Chloe.
Chloe.
Okay, that's kind of, uh, ugh.
Like Chloe with a C.
Alright.
Chloe.
Okay.
Um, Chloe.
Look.
Let's be honest. Do you want to kiss me right now? No
Hey, hey, hey, Harry. Hey, Harry. Hey, all right. Oh
Well over into a sidebar. All right. All right. That's not bad sidebar. Yes. Yeah, it is Harry
Come on sidebar. All right. All right, Bob. It's sad. Well, well, well, we'll be back. We'll be back. We'll be back
You don't ask the females to kiss me.
If you're trying to get in that shit,
and you're feeling like ease your way through it.
I'm an expert at this.
I'm an expert at this.
OK.
Ease your way through it, all right?
All right.
All right.
So here, you know what?
Take us to the pier, and I'll get busy.
Don't worry.
I got this.
You'll get busy.
I'll get busy.
I got you
Welcome back y'all. All right, Chloe. Yeah, I knew this car was so nice
I guess I only have one bullet hole in the sound. Chloe shut up. Sorry. Sorry. No, no, no, Chloe
Chloe
Yeah, how is your night?
Oh, it's going alright! It's going alright!
I haven't had to throw back something yet!
One second.
Okay.
One moment, Chloe, I'm sorry.
Harry, uh, Harry, look, take my number, you tell me.
Yes, yeah.
So next time you want to have me as your personal chauffeur, I'll shoot you.
Where's we going?
Honey, honey, relax, relax.
Look.
You keep calling me that shit, but I got a name for real.
Oh my god, Chloe, sorry.
Fuck!
Chloe.
I got the state controlled relax
Well, there are no windows or nothing back here. I can't even see where we going. Yeah. Yeah, kind of a bumpy ride though
Yeah, we're good. We're not kidding out of you. Okay, relax
Chloe just
I know what this is the 22 225 fucking AMG of GLE S3. Yes
Yeah, exactly that exactly exactly out
Yeah, Mercedes being fucking making
By day they got like a
ABCD
JLE type of fucking cars shit. I don't fucking know
So probably we're almost out we're almost at our date, okay?
I'm gonna be honest with you
What I don't like your haircut
Chloe, you're making this all right.
Harry, Harry, Harry, Harry, Harry, Harry, Harry, Harry.
It's like nighttime.
Calm down.
Chloe, I have sunglasses because I can't get recognized because I'm the top shower.
Chloe, I'm all the way at the top.
You understand who you're talking to?
Yeah.
Yes.
Okay.
That's why I have sunglasses.
People can't know my face.
But they don't cover your face.
Only your eyes.
Oh my gosh, Chloe stop thinking I just get out get out. This is so
Hey, I'm good
All right, I'll send you to pink. Come pay his pockets. All right
Hey, we gotta go these mo we gotta go
Don't worry
You just say
Did you not just say hit his pocket?
This is like a wet, the, where are we?
We're on the west side, we're on the south side.
Hey, hey, did you or did you not say hit his pocket?
Say the word, Harry!
Execute, oh that's 666.
Alright, let's just stand up, see we both put our gun down.
You're on, you're, y'all, y'all two on there are dead.
Initiate, why the fuck you?
Initiate, oh that's 633.
Oh you want the radio with Curtis?
Hey, hey, don't come to me.
Don't come to me.
Muffa, Muffa, I'll be manning you.
I'll be manning you.
Hey!
Oh my god.
AJ's on the bed.
Oh my god, he has a gun.
Where does he come from?
Yeah.
He's got a gun.
He's got a gun.
Listen, listen.
Yeah.
Oh my god.
Harry, we gotta go.
Harry, we gotta go.
Harry, we gotta go.
We gotta go, Harry.
Oh my god.
See, Muffa is going to come in hot.
I know why.
What is your date?
What is your date?
What is your date?
What is your date?
Who are you?
Who are you?
I'm playing.
I think this was all a setup.
It was not a setup.
I told him I didn't like his haircut.
Oh, what the fuck?
Oh my God!
Honestly, hey,
Honestly,
The guy with the AK just shoot me in the fucking head, bro.
This is a better misery than this.
What do you mean, man?
Yo, her voice, look.
I tried to go on a date with her.
She kept rambling on and on for like hours.
Yeah, that's what I do.
Why don't you tell her to shut the fuck up?
Wait, which one of you is Curtis?
It's me, you're that baby-looking guy.
Curtis, she told you to hit my pockets.
Do you know her?
Yeah, he said he'd rinse.
You know her, man.
Yeah, I mean, we chill with it like the other day and shit, though.
Yeah.
Have you guys seen Cosita?
Get me out of here, bro.
Yo, GGs, bro.
Chat, I gotta go.
You got a lot of money, son.
You got.
I gotta go, bro.
GGs, what the fuck was that, bro?
I gotta go.
I said I had to go at 830.
It's 836.
I better ask how to go.
Chat, W's.
I know, I know.
I have to go, bro.
Chat, GGs.
I'll see y'all, bro.
Chad, I'll see y'all boys tomorrow.
That was peak.
I'm not gonna lie.
Gang bang time.
High-vives ban that guy's way too horny.
Chad, I gotta go, bro,
because I'm gonna go see my friends, bro.
Oh yeah, let me pull up rug tweet, rug tweet, rug tweet,
rug tweet.
I almost forgot.
I gotta pull up a rug tweet.
Elchuk.
Oh wow.
Officially left phase clan.
This one hurts after 13 years.
I decided to part ways with FaZe, very grateful for everyone who's been a part of this journey.
And the people who came to family long the way, FaZe are part of my legacy, but now I'm on my new chapter again.
Bro.
If Rogue's leaving, bro, there's some serious shit going on, dude. I don't know.
Really sad, bro. Really sad, but alright, chat.
GG's nonetheless. WStream on GodWStream.
Chat, talk to y'all, bro!
Five hours minimum is gonna be back to the rest of the year, bro.
I wouldn't stream longer tonight,
but chat, I'm gonna go hang out with my friends.
Yes, I do have friends, all right.
Peace out, chat, love y'all boys.
Remember God first, God bless.
Shout out to everybody on the YouTube,
shout out to everybody on the Twitch, love y'all bro.
And I'll see you tomorrow.
Dude, tomorrow is Sunday.
We were gonna do road or Sunday,
but the siege server's got hacked and shut off.
So I don't even know if we're gonna do it.
I'm gonna play it by ear tomorrow.
Love y'all boys and I'll see you in the next one.