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Thank you very much.
Yeah, I don't know that
ASAP Rocky top 5 all time.
What is that?
to chat with us out, sketch called a Terry update,
we're about to get details, yeah, I don't know, look.
We're going to see what happens to the main row.
I did a couple of things last night in this morning.
We're doing a couple of other things this week.
If we get D.A.G. fucking G.D.
Jack, fair warning, I woke up today.
It literally felt like a cement truck
laid a pile of cement right on my fucking throat.
Or like on my chest and I slept on it for the whole night, bro.
I'm sick.
I'm sick as fuck, but
doesn't matter because the stream of two years in a row,
I'm sick. I'm sick as a dowel right now, though,
oh, we're back in geometry dash, too.
We got our geometry dash. I can't go back.
Cuphead soon. Cuphead comes soon. Red Dead Redemption comes soon. GTA 5 Story Mode
coming soon. Rocket League coming today. Yes, Rocket League coming today. 99-0 versus
musty lock the fuck in. Arc Raiders coming soon. Okay, so secret level with the 10 gifted.
Jinxley, do a stream, I'm not being in the rest of that.
Jack, any other streams you all want to see in the next week or two,
any stream suggestions, any streams you all want to see,
stream ideas. If you've got an idea, it's probably not bad.
Just spit it out. What any ideas?
Cuphead, we're doing it. Cuphead, we're doing it. Jerk off stream.
P. Hub watch party. Yeah, so these are all terrible ideas. Guys, I'm saying like if you have a legitimate stream idea shoot it out there, bro. It could be a great idea.
Not doing a goonathon. Next, goonathon. Goonathon. Do a stream where you end the stream.
Any other ideas? Patrick with the five gifted Patrick put it in my.
W Patrick on the chat chat at the any good stream ideas, guys
Right dead redemption coming soon our creators with peanut I know bro. I told peanut I'm down any night
Any night where I'm obviously not getting fucking details, but
chat
You know
Last night broke
Dito's also was tried to do uh they tried to stop the two-year streak now. It's not an happening, bro. Look,
even if I get Dito's
swatted the fucking FBI raids my fucking room, I'll still stream on a fucking Nokia flip phone on the twitch
creator dashboard for two minutes. We're stupid every day to your state chat. Bitch, I'll rather die.
should be here to say it again. Now, will we get deed off today? Now, that's a good question.
Will we get deed off today? I'm going to say there's a chance. I know they're going to
try to deed off me. It comes down to like, um, what they, what they have.
Last thing I'm going to tell you, I want an AJ thing I'm going to tell you, I want to
Fiddy, think of it as your one arc with peanut base.
I know soon, bro.
Soon, I can't believe I missed last night,
but that was so nice.
Jack, but seriously, any other stream ideas
come tribute with fans.
I was gonna ask what a come tribute is,
but I honestly, I don't even wanna know, dude.
Just, Jack, come on, legitimate stream ideas, bro.
Come on, what do y'all wanna see in the next week?
We're not doing a come tribute.
Daisy, you play horror games occasionally.
The thing is, bro, I'm a scaredy cat dude, like, check.
Can I get a retweet?
Bro, and it's bad, bro.
Chat, it's bad.
Because, bro, I'm telling you, y'all can retweet this.
But, bro, girls, girls like to watch scary movies, bro.
Like, not all girls, but dude, I'm telling you,
you'll meet this girl, chat.
As met, probably like, 25 people like this, bro.
They're like so sweet, but then they watch,
like murder, crime, documentaries, fucking 19 hours a day.
So then I have to be the guy that's like, oh, I don't really like watching scary stuff. Do you like comedy?
Like, I'm a little bit of a pussy, bro. Sun, what do you mean Sun?
No ribs. Have you played Undertale? War Thunder stream. Now that's an interesting one. I've
heard a lot of people saying that they're like fucking worth under. Now that is an interesting one.
Minecraft and Thazofobia with K-Some Sketch.
Could you imagine we ran back to Minecraft server one year later?
Give a chat. Are there any good scary games that I've came out like recently?
Like chat. What's the best scary game that came out recently? That is.
What is it? Square. Think of the five gifted
He's like my age but do his favorite game ever as hell divers. He tells me about it. He shows me clips bro.
That game looks fucking insane dude. That game looks crazy.
Rift the immato.
Chad, I'm y'all heard of.
How diverse?
All right, Chad, we're seven minutes out of the stream.
We haven't got booted.
When is the 99 is your first must eat?
So that's gonna be out around seven.
Here's the playable today.
We're gonna watch clips.
We're gonna do you versus the rank you deserve,
which we haven't done.
I literally checked in eight fucking months.
It's been eight fucking months.
We're doing clips for doing you versus the rank you deserve.
Then I'm going to warm up on Rocket League against Musty,
and then we're going to play Musty on a round seven.
9-9-0, chat.
We've all got near Musty tonight in three hours.
Who'd be all got?
Just tell me straight up.
Tell me what to make straight up, chat.
Not you, Musty.
All right, can you guys say, like, Musty instead of just saying,
not you, I mean, bro, somebody said, fuck you.
No, Ark, unfortunately, Sammy, not tonight.
I think me and Pina are gonna set up another day,
potentially this week,
potentially this week,
musty, musty, hell, no, not you.
Jinccy play, hand-tie heroes, who type that?
Let's actually just get this guy out of here now
because here he is right here.
Flash, man, 0, 8, 1, 0.
Jinccy play, hand-tie heroes.
Just get him out, high-vice, see, here's the thing.
I know there's like no mods in this chat,
But moms, in this scenario, when a dude is literally
bro, he requested a hand-tie here on this.
I don't even know what that is, but I know what hand-tie is.
Don't ask me.
Get him out.
Just get him out, bro.
He like, moms, the thing is, there's clearly
when someone is going to be a threat to the street.
He's going to be a threat to the street.
Jay, I'll be giving good suggestions, though.
I do see some good suggestions in here.
I do see some great suggestions.
Play more fun, huh?
Bro, I get scared, bro.
Do an IRL 24-hour stream when you know,
I can legitimately say this, bro.
That'll never happen.
A 24-hour gaming stream like maybe,
we did it one, a couple of months ago
when we hit eight mil.
But it, bro, a 24-hour IRL stream chat is a, no, no.
That's not happening.
Chat, first off, hey, I don't like leaving my house.
B, I don't like IRL streams.
see 24 hours of IRL.
Chad, I do not like IRL stream, too.
But Chad, the thing is,
I've read some of y'all's messages,
and I wanna be clear when I say this.
95% of y'all, probably you could even say 99% of y'all.
If I were to meet y'all, yo, what's up, man?
How's it going?
Simple, it's great.
There's about one to two percent of this chat,
where if I ran into you guys in real life,
I legitimately thank you and grab my penis.
I know, from the God forbid and messages
I've been reading for the past six years,
I would say probably one to two percent of y'all
would at least attempt to section his own name.
Me, like you're admitting it, me, I would, me,
me, I will bro trust me.
You're not supposed to say you're gonna grab
my penis. Who voted on God I would touch you. But yes, John, that is the benefit of the
head. Let's do some comments. Guys, John, remember. I'm sick. So, chat. I'm sick. If I was a
pussy, I wouldn't stream, but I'm not a pussy. Let's kind of barking up on a day. Chat
barking up on a day. I do have tea though. Shout out to my brother dude. My brother made a
building healthy tea. In actually case good. Also shout out to my cat bro. This is a custom mug.
My mom got me for Christmas. This is Rosie. Rosie I call her Rosarita. She's probably the cutest
cat I've ever seen in my life. Yo, we're nine minutes in. Haven't been detoxed. I don't know.
I don't know. I don't jigset again. I'm jigset again. All right. First clip of the night. Let's go.
First clip of the day. First clip of the day. It looks like a fortnight plan.
coming in from TGD divine.
The second of that run, let me see what you're working with, date.
First clip of the day, first clip of the evening.
Think this is the third conception of 2026.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, with that controller.
He's editing really fast for a controller player.
He has 10 eliminations.
Yeah, this kid's a sweat.
but how does he edit so fast on rotor? I feel like mine's to lead.
Chad, what am I to lead, right?
Good night.
That's your brain.
My brain is not woo!
My brain is not to leave, but I'll shut the hell up.
Good day.
All right, this kid's actually a sweat.
Wait, what?
If I wanted to do that, I would have went upwards.
What?
Great clip.
Great clip.
I don't know much about Fortnite, but I'm gonna...
Chatter is this risk. Chatter is this risk. What do you mean aura, aura, apply your
cream? Yes, okay. Not yet, but I will apply for cream. Mug, mug, creamy, play
vitamin. I don't want to piss people off, bro. When I say this, but a bro is
This environment literally just CSGO did.
Like, bro, isn't Valuet literally just CSGO, but the players have abilities and Valuet has a better anti-cheat.
Yes.
Isn't Valuet literally just CSGO?
That's the thing.
That was the problem I always had with Valuet.
It just feels like CSGO.
You know what I mean?
I have never actually really played Valuet though.
Wait a minute, is this a rocket leak clip?
Bro, this is from yesterday. All right, I think he's in practice mode
Air-druple
Wait, how did he get that?
How did he get that goal animation? I need that right now
splash
How the how the fuck did he get
We tried dollar saying mid, mid, terrible, mid, mid, mid.
Your title is chopped, bro my title is literally everything I'm doing today.
What do you mean your title is chopped?
Okay, that doesn't make any sense because, uh, don't just shut it up, shut up.
air table. Oh double tap. How does he get that go animation? Brother I
legitimately got to know. How does he get that? Okay Chad now you're
not saying better better. That that one looked harder to kill. Stop
He said I'm three, this guy's locked, do it.
Jim String coming soon.
I already know everybody in the chat's got to type the cap.
The Jim String is coming soon.
Chat, I already know.
Some of y'all, like, no, all right, some of y'all legitimately scared of me.
I'm not even kidding, bro, some of y'all legitimately send chills down my spine.
Don't tell me that's literally a viewer, plate, I'm praying to God, that's not
rip, like I'm praying to God, that that's not a real image or he ripped it off Google.
If that's legitimately one of my viewers, bro, like this is why I'm saying chat, this
is what I'm saying.
This is what I'm saying.
When I say I feel like about 2% of y'all
would probably grab my leader if you ran it
to me, I think I'm right.
Check, well you mean mocked.
The title is Gliffs on, hi, guys.
Hi, guys, I'm not mocked.
Shut the fuck up.
Shut the fuck up, hi, guys.
All right, next number of the day,
coming in from Ghost Jacob.
Looks like a Minecraft clip.
I don't know that much about Minecraft,
but here's a picture of my cat.
Is he mobbing? How did he jump down the line?
Go to Diamond Gym.
Bro, what is Diamond Gym?
What the fuck is that?
I see that all over my tipped off.
What is it?
Gappel.
Bro, one thing I know is Gappels are overpowered, dude.
Oh my god, he's like trick-shotting him.
Bro, how are you jumping that high?
Is that like a mod, bro?
AJ, the good vibe gifted.
You wouldn't survive.
You wouldn't survive?
I wouldn't survive at Diamond Jam?
What the fuck do you mean I wouldn't survive?
Oh, it's a win versus game champ.
Oh, Jacob, this is a nice image, Jacob.
Let's get him double you take a bit of chat chat 17 minutes him no de-doss. I don't know
All right, I should probably knock on what I'm not gonna lie
Next up at a coming in from Teddy Teddy can can you what the fuck is this?
Is this
What the fuck was he doing?
What the fuck?
What the fuck?
Motion motion.
All right, either you have sliders on or your players on steroids.
the other.
Bro, either you have sliders on or you're players on steroids, dude.
Better than.
W, friend group. W, friend group.
See, Chad, this is what it's all about, dude.
This is what it's all about.
Chad, you know, bro, I read this thing tonight.
Dude, Chad, I read this thing today.
It was like a TikTok and it basically was explaining why nostalgia, like makes you sad
of an anything, bro, it makes you sad of anything, bro, the reason why nostalgia makes
you sad of anything in what this TikTok said is because you look back at a past version
of yourself, or past memories, or your past life, but you have no way of ever re-entering
Do you know what I'm saying?
You have no way of ever re-entering that.
And that is why nostalgia makes you sad
of the night fucking anything, bro.
Baseball, think of it if I give it to...
Shut the fuck up, all right, yo.
All right, we're not, all right.
Ground rules.
Listen, bro, I'm a streamer with a microphone.
I'm gonna talk.
I like, every time I do a sentence,
that's more than 11 words.
People just type, shut the fuck up.
Still going shut up.
All right.
All right, you know chat, I'm allowed to have a sentence
that's over 15 words long.
You're not going to say shut the fuck up.
I'm allowed to happen if I want baseball
out of them at the five out of Ben Meover.
Put a socket in it.
Somebody said stream faster.
I do type it.
Stream faster.
I'm scrolling up to his name.
Right here, spider, GDK,
you'll spider get the fuck out of the channel, dude.
What even stream faster?
I'll throw up my own pace, buddy.
Relax.
All right, get this guy a manual.
Brother man, shout it out for smooth.
Brother man, you're putting down a clashio two minutes
and 10 seconds into the round with your back turn to garage.
Get this guy a manual, bro.
Okay, got an horrible reaction time.
Fine.
How about is one of those operators?
Purple.
How about is one of those operators, where I would not recommend free firing, because you only have 21 bullets?
Shut up.
All right.
Yo.
I'm good.
Hey.
Hey.
Mods.
Clean the shit up.
Great name! Wait a minute.
It appears there is no longer in your possession.
It's not going to red-stare well.
What I would do here because I get no play is I would flash the rotation hole and then swing him.
But he's going to be blind.
You're probably not going to do that because you're not a slot tennisman.
See, I would have flashed it and he would have been full blind but well-played nonetheless.
No, who is this, I've seen this fucking guy, I know this guy, who is this?
It's not who is this, who is this, chat, who is this, Yogi?
Now, but what do I know him from?
Why do y'all type of mobbed every time there's a picture?
Mobbed mobbed.
You keep there.
You keep there.
You keep there.
I chat enough with the mobbed,
Dawson with the 10 gifted, Dawson,
Ben Meover and fuck me.
W Dawson over the channel.
Jinksy, go dive on the calendar app.
Froggy loves you.
I don't know if like you were like dropped
on your head as a kid.
You can't live stream on the calendar app
because why the fuck would you?
Yeah, so honestly, for I could just get out of here,
get it.
Mods, clean them up.
Mods, get them up.
Stream faster.
Yo, I'm not like, capo, first time chatter,
stream faster, capo, I'm not streaming faster,
bro, I'm gonna stream out of my own pace, dude.
And if you're not cool with that, there's the door.
Good day.
All right, let me talk about something.
playing bunker wars. I hate to be like the negative Nancy. I hate to be the most realist.
You know, playing bunker wars is literally the equivalent to like I can only know what they're
equivalent to. You're not going to get any better playing like this. Hi, guys, what do you mean
here we go? I'd chip. Yo, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh my, oh my, oh my, what do you mean here we go? I just started
of a sentence, back to what I was saying before I was rooving and erupted again, playing
bunker wars is not going to make you a better player. It's going to make you more than
idiot. It's going to make you overpeak more. It literally reminds me of like the kids
not just wanted to play knockout in basketball. It's like y'all don't ever want to play a real
game. Well, the war is not going to make you better. It's going to make you an idiot. Will
it potentially warm up your aim? Yes, stop coughing. Liam, it's a tick Liam. I can't
just stop golfing. You're literally a fucking idiot. Liam, I don't know if you're like
a complete dumbass, I can't just stop golfing enough. The more you say the word coughs,
the more I'm going to do it, bro.
Next, given it a day, stop. Are you using the all gone cade? Wait a minute, stop everything,
my dad just rated me.
W. Dad, dad, thank you for the rain.
Dad, I love you. Chad, if you're not a ready-for-a-dad.
Dad, love you. Hope you have a great stream.
W. Dad, Chad, by the way, my dad just hit 10,000 trophies
like two days ago, guys.
Like last, last night.
So, let's get into congratulations in a chat.
All right, stop. Just hold me fucking shit.
There's so many blunders that like,
If I actually were to sit here and analyze everything wrong with this clip, we probably
be here for an hour. So I'm going to keep it quick. One, you're leaning the wrong way.
Two, you're swinging multiple angles. He could be behind the tree, behind the rock, behind the snow
build. You're swinging with no intel, you're wide swinging, and you're leaning the wrong way.
And you have the wrong gun on Kate. Play the clip and shut up. All right.
So, chat, okay, all right, I need everybody to dial this shit back about three fucking
ticks.
Play the clip and shut up.
Who do you think you are, bro?
Somebody think of her to 10 get to it, can you stream slower?
No, I can't stream faster, I can't stream slower, everybody just calm down, Ramax.
The streams gonna happen the way it's gonna happen. I'm easing into it. I'm still stepping the steep
Here's my cat. All right, and they see stop peeking that bridge
Red with the 100 gifted red give me that fucking big hairy
the Vaney curfey weiner.
W. Red in the chat. Let's go.
Red. If you are a minor,
I apologize, get advanced.
Red with the 100 gifted.
W. Red in the chat.
He's not for chat.
You can't even, you don't even know what twitch is
if you're for.
This dollar just saying random shit.
Wait, y'all barricaded blue door.
Okay, this confirmed all of my suspicions.
This is at maximum up-rounds lobby.
Who in the classroom, who in the classroom
on this 10 year old video game
can tell me why barricading blue door
is a horrible mistake.
Anybody raise your hand.
Raise your hand, raise your hand.
Me, chat, why is barricading this?
The worst thing you can do.
Somebody explain, somebody's got to know.
Someone in the, someone in the siege class is gonna know.
somebody with the time gifted, somebody with the time, because they can take space,
bingo, bro. If you barricade this door and they walk in the breach, you can't kill
them if they walk in the breach if you're playing in blue. It limits the areas you can
play in as a defender, PC with the five gifted PC, give me that penis.
Stop again. You're aiming at penis level dude. Can we play a little bit better?
Rated with the 50p's chick and dandy. RAD, bend me over.
W, ready in the chat.
Stream on X videos. Okay.
Does this clip ever star or is he's going to sit at the look of the staircase for two minutes?
Brother, I'm really trying to hear you out here. Does this clip begin?
We got like we're running out of time here, bro. We're running out of time
Patience you're right patience is key chat minutes out of a clock
Friendly laptop ready one three three scenario
You know ones on that door. You know one's inside
see now right here is why barricade in the store is gonna come back to bite him
let's try
okay Leo
okay Leo
okay Leo
alright Leo, I'm gonna be honest, another problem I see in your game dude, your main spamming
your main spamming, I'm just gonna keep it in the back Leo
Who is this player?
I've seen this guy in edit before.
Who is this player?
Somebody in the chat's gonna know his name.
I've seen this guy in edit.
Mocked, mocked.
Yo chat.
No, that's not Sun.
Chat, that's not Sun, bro.
Kiyogo.
Kiyogo.
Yes, I've seen this dude in edit.
Yo chat, that's not Sun, bro.
Some plays for...
Tottenham.
The sun's still playing for Tottenham?
Wait, chat. The sun's still playing for Tottenham?
Genji Winnie, fuck you, Jinxie.
Appreciate that, salad.
I mean, brother, it's a fucking Tuesday afternoon, dude. Relax.
Fuck you, Jinxie. I mean, salad. You're a six months subscriber.
Sun placed for LAFC, wait a minute, wait a minute, Sun placed in the MLS now, Sun left
the Premier League, why?
Highly live it, thank you for the time.
All right, one lead for scenario, we already know what to do, just wait, look at this
I'm just going to keep it a buck, bro. The recoil is a lot. That is a lot of recoil, dude, all right?
Under you. Under you. See more? He is under you.
Whoever that guy is, revoke his C4 privileges.
It was either century or Valkyrie.
Let's find the gamer tag, your C4 privileges are revoked from.
That was the worst thing I've ever seen.
Are you trying to blow up a butterfly?
Under you.
Okay. Here's my theory.
Valkyrie's underneath you on a camera.
Sentries the guy that just see Fort stock window goales unknown take a one with the guy under you take a one with the guy stock window drone goales
In the round
He's under you, Ralph. He's under you. Wait, what wait, no, no way, right?
Right off the sky knew something I did in first second. I thought he's not a great like the craziest angle ever
ever. LG, think about if I get to put it inside my anus, thank you, LG, pre-shed you.
All right, you are baiting, which is good, but you do have 30 seconds, so you kind
of have to...
No way to beat, right?
Now they're going to beat because they're just hurt you drop.
Now they're definitely going to beat.
You saw somebody, I think.
All right, here's what I want you to do, right after this clip transpires, I need you to never use the F to again.
This has more recoil than I spiced in.
Left, right, one done your left, one done your right.
Right, three operators.
Okay, they, wait, they actually all peaked you with mine seconds left.
I mean, I just want to peep.
You only want because they're undisciplined and do.
Your face cams too big. Sounds like a personal problem, bro.
Can you guys not sit here and just nitpick the whole time?
Mub, mub.
Okay, so Chad, y'all literally say mubbed anytime there's an image of anything. Got it.
Got it. No, no, no, got it. So, I mean, what do you guys think? Am I like a creature?
All right, chat, legitimate question, be honest, am I sub 5? Keep it above 2, bro.
My chat, am I sub 5? Me personally, bro? Yes, 100%. Oh, my God. Yes. Yes. No. Yes. Yes. You're
a sub 2. All right, relaxes on the bed, bro. You're probably a 5 on the dot. Yeah, but
wait till I start ascending bro. Phone, have us call him. Have us call him. Yo, have
us, one moment, one moment. Yo, have us, how to go? Have us?
No, come, come, come, come, come, come. You called me?
Yes, get here me.
Hi, guys. You called me.
Hi, guys.
I wasn't talking. I wasn't talking, bro.
Holy fucking shit.
Yo, hi, guys.
I know, y'all need to see, calling too good, fuck you.
Quality too good.
So now we're complaining about the streaming quality being too good.
So what do you guys want?
You want me to get dead off again?
Oh, because last life quality is not good.
What game is this?
Five nights have credits?
Role, I don't remember any five nights have
Fridays game like this, bro.
Pulse
I'm not gonna die.
Why are y'all typing mobbed?
I don't know why somebody just typed, I just busted it to a horror game, bro, it's a horror game, how are you busting?
This is the longest clip I've ever been sent.
Uh, projects. I don't know how you keep playing these weird games.
Like...
Run, run, run, run, run, run!
Yeah!
Elvator?
Oh my god!
How is he so fast?
Oh, how are you so good is game? Oh my god! What do you think her backshot sound like?
Uh, mods of course video removed coffee from the giant.
Oh, you did it! You did it!
You
The killer right he killer
Bro it literally squished her head. She has to be dead. She a baddie. She is not a baddie though
I don't even understand it's every day with you, Chris, Chris, how do you play the weirdest
games ever?
Chris, how do you always play the weirdest games ever, bro?
I don't even understand it's every day with you,
Chris it.
You're the same guy who was playing Mortal Kombat
with baddies, whatever game that was,
I forgot what it was.
Chris it's how do you have the weirdest games?
Mugged.
Jack, y'all can't type mugged.
Thanks to you, you should stream on the compass app.
Jack, y'all cannot type mug every time
there's an image of anything.
I mean, what am I a sub-zero?
Watch bleach.
bleach.
Her bleach is like in the big three, right?
Okay, some bleach at a big three.
Get ready to engage.
All right, bro, you made a rotation hole that's like not even big enough to fit like a rock.
Can you make a bigger one?
What is are you crazy?
Bro, make it walkable.
I think since they took his A-Cog I used them one time and it was when I thought he's
I'm not going to buy this guy looks pretty good he's got it's pretty good
stream slower y'all shut the fuck up. I'm not streaming slower.
What the fuck are you crazy okay? Oh, you're losing aura by the moment sir. Sir, you're losing
like you're losing ore by the moment.
He got it.
Did you break that?
Bro, does anybody in the slobby shoot that?
You do?
If this was in my lobby, I would've been fraught.
This is definitely like, clap.
Maybe Emerald.
Could he even be diamond-brown?
But I'm not like, right, Emerald?
Oh, this is smart.
He's camping this because he knows they have to get the diffuser.
Smart boy
Yeah, I noticed y'all haven't been sending in short clips of it. It's basically just full-on movies
Is the game worth buying it's free
It's been free for like eight months
Look bro camping. This is kind of smart because yep
Bro he might get another kill not a control he might actually get another kill
I like that he's pinging that a fuser too to alert his team
React harder, yo, react harder? What the actual fuck? Bro, I'm not a fucking wind-up
doll dude. React harder? Do you want to get slapped? How do we sign up for you versus
rank you deserve? Laterally, you just time for a game or tag in the chat. You have to be
Xbox, but just because PlayStation takes you long.
Well, all right. Now, this is going to be some super nerd shit, but it's if you want to like actually get to the next level.
Because there's 23 seconds, I would say in about four more seconds, this rounds mathematically impossible for them to win.
Because he has to run all the way across the bridge, turn right, grab the diffuser, jump through a window, run in, instantly plant without dying, if you just hide you in.
Here we go. What do you mean here we go? Bro, I'm coaching! Shut up!
You ain't smart.
Splatting.
No, he's hitting barbar.
10 seconds.
Hit him barbar.
I was going to say, call me crazy, but I didn't think he grabbed that of fuser.
Not a good clip.
I mean, 50010.
No one in the lobby knows what the fuck they're doing.
Maybe four out of 10.
Now, this is ball knowledge, bro.
This motherfucker right here, right here.
It's why I will always say, I personally enjoyed Naruto Chakudin, more than
one piece just cause the risk guy literally just cause the risk guy
Just cause the risk.
Attachy is the number one reason why Shippuden was better than one piece, not
for Smythra.
see you have my charm on. My brother, we cannot be aiming like this if we're gonna have
the chicks in charge. Okay, so my dad's called to me. You're dead, what's up?
Oh, Dad! Oh my god, Dad! I- Dad!
Dad, Ellen Langley did not hit me up every time you call it it's more embarrassing dad
I'm putting this on in a fucking closet of burying
Jack, it's not else on ours. He's calling me to ask me if a girl would talk to me a girl did not talk to me
Dad, it gets more embarrassing every time you call
What do you mean elder
It's all right, you played this good too. Oh my god, my voice. Oh my god. I'm actually sick. This is bad.
War song ever. All right, let's pick up. Yeah, let's pick up. Yo, hey dad, I'm going.
Dad, I can't play music. Oh, you're on YouTube. Yes, well, like no, but I'm recording a YouTube video.
That's a convenient excuse, okay?
I'll play later?
Wait, what is it?
I know you simply pocket watch her videos, I know you do.
Dad, you got it, hey, man, it's gonna happen.
Dad, you got to let this one go.
I'm playing New Year's Resolution,
here you're gonna date with her.
Okay, Dad.
Let me find you.
Bye.
Do you see what I'm saying?
Like, chat, I say everybody happy?
Yeah, yeah, no, a girl didn't talk to me again.
Alson, Alson, Alson, Alson.
What game is this?
The finals?
Why do I remember this game?
This game come out of here, go, right?
Whoa, this game has a striking resemblance to 8x legends.
This is loud, this is a loud game, oh my gosh.
What was that?
He just went in like a force field and melee, what it was that?
Holy shit, what it was that?
He went in like a force field and melee.
Good clip, great clip.
Play cop ad this week.
They can do it, come back tomorrow, bro, as long as god of my voice is shot, bro,
channel I'm sick, bro, but yeah, it doesn't matter why, because I'm not a fucking pussy.
Okay, the thing, but yeah, like I'm good to stream, but if my voice starts glitching,
we're not glitching, but you go to him saying, like, in my voice changes, bro, it's because I'm sick.
when is musty musty's we're doing the night at I'm zero at seven seven
did I actually feel like I'm going to shed myself or not even told him oh my god
I actually thought I could share myself this is bad wait what you spawned in bro
I legitimately feel like I'm going to shed myself
My pants are wet, yeah, now I'm gonna, I think I'm gonna do it.
Why when I just typed, I think I'm gonna shit myself, somebody typed, take us with you.
Again, bro, another terrible stream idea.
You guys want me to do a stream where I shit myself?
legitimately, really ask yourself that. You want me to do a stream where I shit myself.
Why's the whole chat typing? Yes. I can never eat when I can never eat and watch this guy.
I'm sorry. Decade a good to five. Decade then me over.
Stop rewind. What did I just click on?
Of course his gamer tag is forward, blown, 413.
Okay, one of two things happened.
This guy got an Xbox 2 days ago.
A or B, his grandfather hijacked his account.
I'm chat, I'm just going to keep it a block about one of two things happened.
Because I refuse to believe that's a real human being who's owned an Xbox for more than two days.
The fuck are you smiling for? Who tied that?
No seriously, let's get down to it. The fuck are you smiling for?
Who typed it?
Oh, I got a whole message looking cute to Rage and see love from
Amavi in that
All right, terrible clip.
Manche one pech view.
Chattas ad French.
Chattas ad French?
Again, if you think this is real, if you have a rock in your head,
top softer.
Chattas, what do you mean, moh?
I got mohled by myself.
Moh.
So are we actually gonna do this every time there's an image you guys are going to take it
out?
You're half chug and I know it.
Do I have to like prove to you that I'm not half chug right now?
Like what what is this?
You want me to prove to you that I'm not half chug?
I mean I can do it.
Yes.
Y'all hear that?
Wait, y'all hear that?
Yeah, I heard that.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
And make him bad at it.
No, I think somebody's vacuuming, bro.
Like upstairs.
React, react.
Jinky, you chuck.
You didn't even send in a clip.
What in the what in the fuck what in the fuck bro?
Chat um to each other on dude
Maw why do you cough like that all right bro relax a little bit
Yeah.
Bromstick, bro.
Shadow them sick.
Now what have you got us, bro?
That guy was sucking a toe in that picture,
but I did not see any nail polish.
Now that guy was sucking a toe,
which is valid, but I did not see any nail polish.
Take with that information, what you will.
Watson, they give it a try.
Watson, they give it a try.
Bro thinks he's an expert.
What?
Dad, I think we're gonna try,
which I'm actually about to fart.
This might be a loud one.
If you are eating, I'm gonna give you a warning.
Probably a 10 to 15 second warning,
close out of the street,
because this one's gonna be an eruption.
Stop, stop.
All right, okay, I'll stop,
but a row of this fart is fucking brewing.
And mind you, it's a sick fart, right?
So when you're sick, it gets really disgusting.
Please stop.
I'm waiting.
Father of four.
What?
Oh my god, clip work, finally.
Bro, the clips are cooked.
Please unbanned me into chat, bro.
How do you get banned?
Frosty, what did you do?
Mubs, check his ban logs.
Hi, guys. Why was he banned?
Hi, guys. Do you know why he was banned?
He definitely did something horrible.
Brother, getting banned to my chat is not an easy thing to do.
Once on the roof, I believe, which means he's probably going to drop on the balcony
and poke his head on the window on your bright shoulder.
I don't know, no he did he did he did
Wait a minute, why did that look like you were swiping? Hold the fuck up. Why did that look like you were zinning, bro?
I think this motherfuckers cheating dude, he's gotta be zin
Wait, but he just got a 360.
Wait, but he just got a 360.
Wait, but he just got a 360.
I thought you couldn't zoom, or I thought you couldn't.
I thought you couldn't do a 360 on mouse.
Can you?
Be more authentic.
Bro, what the fuck are you typing?
Fun cream, all right, let's do it, I've procrastinated it long enough, let's do it.
These don't joke to my feet.
Also, if you're eating, this is probably a good time to turn off the screen.
Got my feet smell fucking terrible.
It's because of the dry skin build up in between.
It's just these toes, it's so weird.
Foot cream, what is that day, day nine, day 10?
All right, Chad, we're going to go take a look.
I'm going to go use the bathroom, have us.
I'm going to give you the keys to the stream.
All of them want you to do have us, read people's chats,
answer them, don't do fuck hells.
Chad, put a little take a break.
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
I don't know if I can do it.
All right, all right.
I'm seeing Rex.
Okay, let me fix my, let me fix my, let me fix my,
my ting, my ting, my ting.
I don't link my ting from walking.
What's he talking, seven A and a and a And a and a and a And a and a and a.
She's calling home.
Bro, wait, affoy chiefs.
That's that kid that was teas I'll see me last night.
That's one of the kids I was in that discord call.
Wait, no, that's the kid that hacked my own vehicle.
Bro, that's him.
Yo, that's the kid, huh?
Whoa, he's gonna screw me on and I'm...
Bro, that is the guy, bro.
This is getting reported.
Oh, he left his Xbox Game of Time, all right. Good boy. You know what, chat? Let's be
in every time, dude. GG, your PC account, GG, your Xbox account. I literally, uh, that's the kid.
Now, I know that, that's the kid. I might leave my team from Pokemon 7A, I'm in them, one
I'm in. She's called in. I'm your block and on friend. Nice guys. Yo bro, Gigi to all of your accounts to him.
Oh, I hope there's nothing valuable on them.
I hope there's nothing valuable on your accounts.
Get it.
Okay.
This is the guy who hacked my account and streamed himself and his friends.
Detossing me last night, can we get an IP ban?
Did you say to chat?
Good night.
I'm gonna hope you didn't have anything valuable on your account, bro.
Because that's it. Oh, God is getting sent out of the shadow realms. You might want to unlink everything bro if you can
Wait, I need a cross band you want Xbox to
All right chat you're gonna strike it as well. I'll be ready. I'll be locked in you first to the rank you deserve type of game attacks in the chat
that one less absolute raging scumbad on the streets.
All right, type your Damer tag and your rank and your console.
Type your Damer tag and rank and console.
you have to be at the box chat unfortunately it's comes with two things party
chat is easier and maybe just party chat bro we kind of need party chat on the lowest
of keys or I'm gonna make the settings for you for the link and so if we haven't done
this in eight months bro we have not done this in eight fucking oh it's gonna be Batman
Good to be back.
All right, number of ground seven,
ban phase, 10 seconds.
Attack of the vendor rolls well,
one over time rounds, one, over time score difference,
one, over time roll chain, which one,
objective rotation parameter.
Chat, this is the setting that makes it
to where you can't go to the same site to ask for it.
Right, I don't like that people
just go to the same site. This is good. This is good. This is good. Yes, okay. We have
a should I have it on one or two? Have I said I haven't on water to what do you think?
Do this button rocket leak? Bro, you versus the man you deserve could be peeking rocket
leak, especially because the rank system is actually good. I think I'm doing it. I mean,
This is pretty good, I guess.
Maybe two, okay, I don't know two.
Picked face timer, let's go 15.
Prapface, let's go 15.
I think we're gonna go.
Chad, our y'all boys, ready to go.
Oh, y'all boys ready, go.
We're going to do, I think, three games, three maps, Oregon border club.
Let's do this shit.
All right, can't you versus the rank you deserve?
One of the greatest series in our six history is making its return tonight.
I do have bubble, bubble, asshits right now.
Not bubble shits, but like bubble farts.
And I am sick, but chat again, I'm not a pussy, we shouldn't have been down.
All right, you personally deserve chat a bit off them. I'll be locked in. Oh, it's called bubble guns. That's what it's called. I thought it was called bubble shits.
Or like bubbly shits, you know what I'm saying?
I'm not in from bulk.
I'll keep you.
All right, check you guys better.
All right, we should probably host on East
because majority of you got our EU,
which I found out yesterday,
which I've been nodding to know.
All right, let me just block all the kids
that are inviting me.
Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
hold this up.
Okay, let me block all the kids
that are inviting me, hold it up.
This is getting out of the hand.
So always have to man, can ever just play the game?
It's always just got to be somebody just being a disgusting freak. Okay
Blocked blocked bro cuz chat the other thing is the people that like happened in my envy or like the person
Added like 600 people for no reason
He literally added like 600 people for like no reason
boom boom oh I can turn on my invisible too that way I can't hit bothered nice
james
which we're turning invisible
is it be connect not loading?
what the freak?
Okay, my Ruby connects not loading Oh
Well looks like you don't have an option. All right, let me just remove and lock them. I guess
Guys like RB dead. That's like we're actually doing this right now
details
Wait, Chad, if I start the game doesn't make it a little way
Which I start the game it goes away right?
If I start the game, it goes the way in that.
Yes?
Fuck it, bro. Let's just get the people in here.
All right.
Jack, where do we get?
Okay.
I want to run into like,
won't be the best thing to watch in my opinion.
Like, what is something I want to like grab the peanuts in the popcorn
and grab my winner and watch?
Okay.
What I'm thinking, no, not Barry, what I'm thinking is, we find like a ego
just to call like gold, who thinks he's in plan, we just gotta be a
body, go just to go gold, dude, dude, there's gotta be a lot of ego
just to go gold's, all right, gold, oh, I got a guy, nano, nano,
Oh, how do I stack track this down?
But it's guys to buy me?
Ray?
Yo! You joined me!
He joined me, ported.
See the next guy, see the next guy.
Yo, port!
Farts.
Yo, yo is good.
Check, see ya on fucking worth under.
Go say, was he out? He's not even on fucking siege.
Was he out of fucking worth under, dude?
All right, nano, nano, nano, let me see.
Let me talk to you, nano.
Gross, good to take a wild off, somebody.
No, say your gamer tag again. No, I missed it. Say your gamer tag again
No, no, what is it talk better? Yo, Karim? That's not even like Karim. That's not even like proper fucking English, right? You talk better, Karim?
Okay, Cosmotez, Xbox Silver, Got it. Cosmotez, Xbox Silver. I'm about to shit myself,
Chad. Well, I don't know if I'm gonna shit myself or if I'm gonna fart, I think I'm good.
It really feels like I'm in a shit myself, girl.
Like I legitimately, I legitimately think of an end up shitty to myself.
Like I legitimately think I'm gonna shit my pants.
Cosmo, what is up, bro?
Cosmo, nice to meet you, my guy. How are you doing, bro?
I'm gone, good for how you go, good, good, good, good.
Wait, Cosmo, what is your rank?
What is your KD? Tell me a little bit about yourself, Cosmo.
So I'm a silver, silver flag right now, and a point on KD.
Okay.
And what rank do you feel you deserve in your heart and soul?
Um, maybe go to the mind of the American way, or I'm Cosmo and Butterfark.
Okay, I'm done. So because no, you think you deserve to go.
Yes, I believe so.
Okay.
Cosmo, what I'm going to do is,
all right, so chat, I have a better way to do this.
We are going to get three or four people from the chat, three or four
challenges, and then y'all are going to vote for who you want to see in it.
Who you want to serve a shot.
We're going to get four players from four ranks, okay?
So next let's get it going.
Cosmo, I like to be able to view, bro.
Cosmo, why do you think you deserve to go to battle, buddy?
Um, I feel like, you know, I got good aim and I got decent good game
sense, I guess. I can get IGL and in my stacks, or yeah, I feel like I've played a little
minimal and like play a few more games. I'll probably reach gold.
Okay, you feel you deserve gold, because if you're aim, you're IG outing in your game sets.
Yeah, all right, cause no. Like I'm not, I'm not like too good, but I feel like I'm good enough to be
Okay. I got you.
All right, it's Zoo-Yo. You're not even going to go. You're flat and you were
diamond last season. Why would you request Zoo-Yo? Do you want to be
slapped? Zoo-Yo, do you, you lying bastard? See, Cosmo, you don't
want to like about you? Is you didn't lie, bro? You don't
want to fucking lie? You want to lie Cosmo? You can't keep
Jack, aka W. I, Jack, J, W. Hold up, X-D. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, I got you.
Okay, let's see. I'm some, a lot of smokers in here chat like our y'all.
Chat, today's the day to prove you deserve a higher rank.
Today's the freaking day.
I'm going to get four contestants and then y'all are going to pick who you want.
Y'all, do you know who y'all want for the first game?
All right, y'all needs a legit silver he didn't like. Y'all need to own up.
All right, y'all need my feet, y'all.
I'm a fant, six, nine.
Bro, what the fuck is your man?
You love fans?
What the actual fuck is your gamer time dude?
Here you are right here.
He's in a ranked match, Jesus.
Chai, what are you being mocked?
How's that a mob?
It's a fucking M&M.
Fat, what's your...
Fat, what's your...
What are you doing?
I'm fat.
Tell me a little bit about your stuff as a plan, bro.
What is your peak rank?
What's your current KD?
Gold.
Current KD is a 0.7.
From support.
I'm support.
Oh, you're support.
Okay.
That's why you have a question.
Yes, sir.
Yes, sir.
What operators do you play when you're out support?
A lot of band it.
A lot of K.
What about attack?
What a lot of recruit.
What the fuck did you just say, Fent?
A lot of crew do.
Fent, how is recruit?
A sword.
Can't scream.
Can't get the walls.
Do you see I get the walls, dude?
Do you see?
So this lock-in, so instead of opening them with a thermite charge like a human, there's no
demand and there's good demand. That was get a band. Yeah, they can't band all right. And A's and
Ababa.
Fender. Look bro. Nobody bands thermite at the rank bro. Don't lie to me. All right. I play rank every
fucking day. Nobody bands rank in thermite. All right. So fat just so we're clear. You are a goal.
with a point seven, guess what it means,
what do you think you deserve?
I deserve platinum, GC.
Why do you feel you deserve that?
Because I play with my champ brand all the time,
and I feel like I felt like I deserve it.
I feel like I do well there.
I feel like I do well there, GC.
Okay.
You felt like you do well, okay.
All right, so you have a champion for that.
Interesting, that's a lot of lore, that's a lot of lore, okay.
Okay.
All right, so we got two contestants.
Let's get another one, which I was going to go with.
And then, Chad Gallagher vote on who you want to play.
Frankie, Frankie, way to lost you.
Mootsley, mootsley, mootsley, mootsley, mootsley, mootsley, mootsley.
OK, Fortnite, bro, at 8.7.1, too.
Brother Man, what the actual fuck is your gamer tag?
Brother Man, what the fuck?
LeBron, J2308, Bob the Turtle, you did not say your bank. Bob the Turtle, you did not say the right.
Gaming artist, 9301, right. Bro, if you have not played right yet, how do you know what rank you deserve?
You haven't even played it. Bibs 55, I'm gold.
Bids 55, all right, Bids.
What are you somebody with some fucking confidence, man?
Be it, okay.
Like who's fucking confident in here, chat?
This is your chance to prove you are better than the rank you're in.
Be it's not about it, you.
Does that be next to fucking plot?
Be it, what is good?
Shake, shake, shake, shake, what's good, my brother?
Be it, what's the fuck is up, no?
Be it, what's good, dude?
Yeah, what is that? What is good?
Okay, a lot of questions for you, but all right, a lot of questions.
Yeah, I'll tear it. I'm ready.
So, this, what is your current, or what is your P crank?
Gold for my brother. Gold for.
Okay, and bips, what is your current KD?
1.3, but I play support. 1.3, but I play support too.
So, this is interesting. So, you play support, but I play everything.
I play everything, but you know, mainly support. I play a lot of thermate, a lot of cadence.
Okay. And what rank do you feel that you deserve, BIMS?
Well, my boys that I play with are like, platting shit, but like, I think I'm a plat.
Like, that like, you think you're, you're on the same set. You're leveled as that.
Or better. Yeah. So I got to, I got, I think personally, I think I'm better than I'm shit.
But you know, you know, you know, I'm not talking that much shit, but I think I deserve
They've told me that before so I got a little bit of an ego. Just a little. No, I love that. I don't think you can get very far in this game without an ego. Most of the time layers have he goes. Okay
Just so we're clear. I'm covering all the bases here. You have a 1.3KD your friends are not you think you're better than your friends or you know you're better than your friends
With some of them. I want boys Shadow Carson. I'm better than he sucks and he said flat
So I know for a fact I'm better than him
But did you just shout them out then dump on his chest?
Yep, and he knows that and he knows not better than that. Oh, well, he knows that's not
I like your player profile guys what we're gonna do
Big extra plug. No, I love this. It's the plug. I love being able to go. Yes, he is. I'm gonna get
One more contestant and then the chat is gonna vote on who they want to see play for. All right
That's all right. Some of you you guys for like a second in that and I'll be back
All right, we got soccer king, 197, 4, 6, chat, y'all are losing aura every time you add five numbers to your name.
Y'all are losing aura every time you add numbers to your name, dude.
Oh my god, I'm actually about to shit myself.
This is bad.
Soccer king.
All right.
Tell me you've slowed it out.
Wait, I slowed down.
I didn't slow down this thing.
No.
No.
Sorry, I'm not going to do.
Your voice is cooked.
I know, bro.
Channel wake up tomorrow and feel like, oh my god, G.T.
My voice.
Yes.
No.
No.
No.
It's not the game.
What's good?
So tell me about yourself.
I was a player, bro.
What is your P-rank?
What is your Cermacate?
P-rank is flat 3.
I'm going to go 5 and I have a 1.0KD and okay how do you feel about you deserving like what
rank do you think you deserve? I think I deserve Emerald. Okay why do you think that is
not good team? Because I'm way better than my friends. Okay so you're better than your
friends and your friends around the world.
Yeah, we hold up.
Are you in Rainbow Sixy Dragon?
Yeah.
No, like actively inside of it.
What do you mean?
Like are you physically in the game?
Cause I deserve him saying, yeah, I am.
Oh, okay.
All right.
So, okay, soccer.
I got you, bro.
I got you soccer.
All right.
So, Jack, do you guys want to fifth contestant
or be I would have voted on for. We got BABY 55. BABY's was the 1.3 gold who played
support who said he's better than his friends. He's had no better than some of his friends.
He said Carson specifically. We got Cosmo. Cosmo job needs to be your memory or
Cosmo what was your stats against?
I'm point nine still walk.
And you think you deserve gold.
Why?
Because I'm a good idea and I'm good.
Good.
Alright, got it.
Got it.
Got it.
Got it.
Okay.
Then we got fan.
Fan.
What about you, bro?
What is your stats fan?
Uh, one, uh, point one.
Just roll.
1.0, way to loss 0.7, KD points have a KD support, and then we had soccer, and he just went,
and then we had bids, babes, jog us through, what is your status?
My stats?
Just jog us through, US player bears, why do you deserve play?
You know, I play a lot of support like I said, but I really think, you know, I could branch
out, I could play anywhere, I'm very versatile player, you know, I play a lot of different
games, I'm a big sports guy, I play out of sports games, but shooter-wise, it
teaches like one of the only games I play shooter-wise. So, you know, I'm like a natural
athlete gamer kind of type of person, you know? I like this guy. All right, well, you
guys have also admitted your bid. Now the chat is going to decide who gets the
So, in the next 30 seconds, the way you are going to be kicked, one of you is going to play.
But your fate is in the chat hands.
Alright, it's BRB.
Oh my god, this is, okay, it has 81% of the total.
Alright guys, sorry.
I'm just ripping it off with a bandaid, ripping off with a bandaid.
I hate kicking people, bro.
Oh my god, I hate kicking people.
The chat loves you, bro.
They want to see you take your shot and put on them.
How are you ready?
Dude, I'm fucking ready, dude.
I'm lost.
The chat fucking loves you, dude.
Like they, they really want to see you take this shot and black.
So what I'm going to do is I'm going to be a F.T.
I'm going to get you a plaque and we're going to start this shift.
We're going to start this shift.
I love you, Jinksy.
Yes, they're lovely too, bro.
I'll be RV, R-P-6-Q, no chat, all right, here's the thing.
We need a platinum who will shit on them.
Who's confident?
Because, bro, chat, we need a platinum
who is confident?
Who is confident?
Dead act.
Me, right here.
Get it being in there.
Who is absolutely confident?
Alpha Wolf male 93, I'm glad to be.
I'm all on him.
Reep, Reep, okay.
I eat, oh, it's Reaper, okay, on Xbox.
It's Reaper, okay, it's Reaper, okay.
Reaper, you said you, I'm all on him.
Pick me up, there we go.
Chat, I like this guy's energy.
I'm all on him.
All right.
Bips I'm about to invite the platinum. He said and I quote I'm all on him.
Yeah, doubt that. I take a torch. You got to have an ego and I'm free shit and ego but I'm
going to fucking roll this kid. I'm telling you that right now.
Okay, throw this out. You're very confident. You're very confident.
Yeah, I'm confident. You know, I might get shit. But fuck it. It's for the lovely game.
You know what I'm saying? So the lovely game. Okay. So you're very confident. All right.
Let me interview Reaper really quick.
Reaper. First off, WPW for a while, picture Reaper.
I know, I know, thank you. Okay, so now Reaper, couple of questions, bro.
Yep. Are you gonna humble bips?
I'm a putted emiss and it's fucking great, bro.
You're gonna pay the money, guys.
Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay. I'd love this strategy Reaper. Okay, Reaper, why?
Reaper, why are you confident? Why are you confident in your selfless player?
I'm sure get out of your stats, you stats are pretty solid, you've been plat too, you're currently plat too.
Why am I?
I mean, I played my fair share, I'd say I've been on a huge fucking roll this season.
I've picked like gold for like the past seasons, but now this season I'm like popping off and just slamming everyone.
So I think like nobody can give me down at this point.
So I feel like ain't no way that they just a random gold butter lay my ass
Okay, now, Bims what is your response to that? Did call you a random gold Bims how do you feel about cornball?
I said that's cornball. I sure this kid plays the game probably 14 times a mile to me. I'm gonna humble him
You ever watch Auburn ever watch Auburn play Alabama in Auburn? Yes, that's a fucking nightmare
That's a nightmare and this this lobby is my fucking lobby
I'm going to give this kid the worst nightmare he's ever seen. He's ever fucking seen. Okay, I love guys
I'd love all of this bro. I'd love all this energy now. Here's my next question, dude
Let's get this shit started. I love I'm above the energy. One of y'all's gonna win and you're gonna like your ego's gonna be through the roof
You're aura and what of y'all is gonna lose and this will be embarrassing. This is what it's all about
I got I got I got I got I got I have some I don't fuck my turn off these notifications damn things
I don't know how to do it.
Oh, I got you. Don't you worry, man.
Wait, by the way, by the way, um,
Reaper, are you from?
Yep.
Come back.
I feel like I hear a comeback.
I, I really fucking am, um, you arched in 80s.
Yes, I heard it, Brian heard it.
I know Quebec, but I know Quebec.
So rare that people get it, but yes, crazy.
No, I know Quebec, Brian, look back.
I mean, I'm probably the fucking place.
I've been to Quebec.
That place is like this, fuck.
I'm not gonna be the exact place.
You know, I'm trying to be this a little bit.
No, yeah, no, no, that's not a speech.
No, that's not a speech.
Respectful.
All right, guys, I'm a host of the game right now.
Let's do the show, man.
Yeah, is there?
Chat, who do you got it?
Chat, who do you got realistically?
Who do you got, chat?
So we got two players.
I'm going to rerun through, I'm going to rerun through
the intro, just for the YouTube people.
I'm starting the game.
We have Bibs, 55.
All right, Bibs, 55 is
A what's it called basically five is a gold a gold two
We all know I might be connected this you get just spamming
I need to do it on my bro my my wait
From the predicts
Okay, Chad how are we feeling how are we feeling who do you got I'm good. I'm good. I'm gonna interrogate them
momentarily. Hi guys, can you do the invisible setting from here? If you
so I don't get invites. Hi, my security invisible setting.
Is Ubii connect like down? What's happening, bro? I think we can
Next down, is it going to be kind of down?
Chet is it down?
Chet is it down?
But I think it's down on Xbox can't PC but it's nobody denossed who be connect dude
I've as my I can't even like load anything there we go
Tell me back
Yo, okay guys one match. I want to play it out of my
Well, I feel like organs.
We gotta play with them.
Let's do it.
All right, Bips!
Couple of questions for you, my guy.
Yeah, what's up?
What's up?
Just re-remind the people at home.
Why you can't do this, or apply them?
Because I have a bunch of boys that I play with at home.
Shout out to my boys.
They all hit flat, and I have one boy that's hit diamond.
in a low key, I feel like I'm better than what I like how go.
Like they play a lot and I play a lot and I feel like that I ask like I'm I'm
flat or higher even, but I'm going to stick with flat.
I'm not going to go that ego-tistical, you know, I'm going to keep it a bug.
I'm going to say flat is okay because I think I can hit flat.
And my boys have and I think I'm sometimes most of the time better than them because I
you know, I got to have a little bit of a degree, you know.
So okay, you think you're better than your friends.
But you know you know you're better than your platinum friends, right?
Yeah, yeah, I say so I am better than my bottom friends saying I right now
Okay, I love this I love this mindset of hips you're confident you think you deserve flat now prove it, brother. Okay, and as for
Reefer
What do you think is gonna happen in this game to bits?
I think he thinks way too much of himself I think I think it's time that he gets shown what
looking that is. Maybe just his mates are like dog but I mean come on.
I get what you're saying. I get what you're saying. Guys good luck. I'm going to mute.
Best of luck. All right so Biffs definitely has a little bit of a ego but we'll see he could end up for a
4-0! He could've not 4-0 we did. Let's see what happens.
Reaper on the ramp, be it zombie you shotgun is crazy. Oh, see you.
He's gonna be in trouble.
He's gonna be in trouble. He's gonna be in trouble.
We've heard the intro to him.
I hear you in better and maybe.
Comk it, some. Comk it, some. You know you want it.
Do I know?
I think he should flash him.
But
Wait, really shoot. Okay,
Draper, Reaper, Reaper, Reaper, Reaper, Reaper, Reaper, Reaper, you're black too.
Ah, yeah. I'm sick, I'm sick. Okay, Reaper, Reaper, Reaper, what's going on?
you're whipping your platinum too, give your most animal to that too, and shooting a brick wall. That's crazy.
At least say you're like madging or something, bro.
But it's okay. Well, excuse me.
We're not gonna lie. You did have him pinned in the corner there, bro.
I did. I did.
Well played. Well played this.
I did the jigsie tech. That's what it is. Jigsie tech.
Something like that. Yes. Okay.
Guys, the corner of the shotgun. Good luck.
Good luck, guys.
One is your own need for Vip's dude.
On chat that it's not the J.C. tech, he missed 5 mags, but I'm gonna let him have his limit.
Four two.
That A, that it's not the J.C. tech, he missed 5 mags, I'm gonna let him have his limit though.
Or damn, I'll take your bombs, I need to view the five daggers.
And turn on my shit.
I feel like it's too quiet.
Okay, I'm not gonna black chat.
For me, I added his all the way up.
Reaper doesn't look bad at locked in.
Soon I think I'm gonna f***ing get dead!
Soon I went with the 50 get that the soon I've been me out soon I've been me over love you
Well, right nice too shaky though
Okay, it looks like they're both going with the strategy of playing close with the shotgun
I didn't corporate a setting to where you can't go to the same site twice so that I'm gonna be able to keep going up top of the family
soon up then me over the table and don't swing me bro and proud me in the
annus.
I'm gonna swing me.
I'm gonna be in levels around.
I'm gonna be in levels around.
I'm gonna be in levels around.
Good job I'm working on this long.
The MC's already doing a better job of attacking what it's free for doing.
What it's free for doing.
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
Now that we're two rounds in here, how confident do you feel, Reaper?
Maybe a 75, you know?
Not a full 90 anymore.
Okay, it's rocky road ground and bids. How confident do you feel this?
My name sucks right now. So you know, I got to pick it up and you know, just keep it positionally sound. You know, I'm saying you said good. I cute you know, I'm a smart guy
Yes, you still feel you're better than Reaper though
Yeah, yeah, absolutely after the first I know he's shaken on all I'm shaking, you know, it's just like you know
We're in the big game here, you know, whoever wants to perform under pressure you have pressure makes diamonds
I'm just going to come out and say it.
This is some of the worst-plat and gold game play I've ever seen in my entire life.
I'm legitimately, don't even have a clue who's going to win this because I still can't tell you that.
Reaper, Reaper literally had him peamed in a corner, right?
Pamed in a corner.
Attackers win.
Doesn't win the round.
Bits on the other hand.
Like, new exact reward and was intended on the right.
I don't know.
See, Chad, not the setting,
but I can't go up top again.
I mean, it was just be like long for chat, too.
One thing to take into consideration,
I think the viewers would think it's like,
these guys are probably nervous,
so like, they're probably not going to play as good as they normally do,
you know?
If there's like people watching, you know what I mean?
See, Reaper thinks Bims is upstairs, but he's not.
Should I tell him or just let him figure it out?
I should probably just let him figure it out, right?
Where are you after?
What? In James?
Oh, you're not even put- Oh, that's crazy.
Oh, I'm just searching.
Okay, dumbass.
Wait, you go bottom?
I don't know is he going to throw yes two minutes
Your bottom job. I'm not going to tell him I'm not going to tell him I don't want to help at all
You don't figure it out, bro. He's a higher ranked in bips. I think I guess
Whoa
Can I out of here just come?
Can I out here just come?
Please swing him through the rotational.
Swing him.
Do I have no audio?
We have no audio?
That's got a lot of stuff.
Oh yeah, that's got a lot of stuff.
Give her two fuck a shot.
Oh, what a mess got a lot of stuff.
I didn't know if you were left or right.
Wait, what the fuck did you do?
I didn't know if you were left or right.
Wait, what the fuck did you do?
Did you all lose audio in the middle of that round?
No, no one's left.
I think it's back now.
I think it's back now.
Yeah, no, that was good.
Reaper that was good. I was looking at my audience. That was a good shot. That was a good shot
Weaver um, do you think you're like pulling away with this or how do you feel well?
Maybe back to an 85 now. I'm I'm cooking yeah
I'm cooking again 85% certain you're gonna win
Yeah, yeah, I mean it's to one double if I win
But it's the 4 right? Yes, I mean wait. Oh, if I win this one nothing can like stop me from going to be in flow
We have no audio again. What?
Is this like a de-doss?
I have no audio
See, it will seem oh my god
What what what is happening bro? I have no audio
GG bro
I don't hear any audio you guys hear that. Oh, this shit is sharp. Oh
Oh, you got red. I have a red eye on my shotgun. If you guys can hear us, I'm
Have eyes, can you guys hear it?
No, okay, that's what I'm saying. I can't hear it
Wait, I heard it there. What?
What?
I only hear their shots
to
you
that's that
it's a bug
But I can't hear, I can only hear shots, that's so weird.
Wait, they're from.
He's like, I guess they have Samsung cares.
He's like in on him.
Okay?
Oh God.
Oh, that was a good shot.
Reaper don't overpeak, Thunderpeak, just talk, just talk, just talk, just talk, just talk,
just talk, oh God.
25 suit about me over.
Yeah, I didn't even see you. Oh my.
Wait, why didn't you see me?
Okay, that is. Wait, why did he swing?
Just let him plant.
Audio's back?
No, it's only the shots, bro. You can't hear anything else.
Come on, let me.
That was a good, I don't know.
Wait, did the flashbang reset the audio? No, it didn't.
Oh, that's a J.C. flash, but I'm...
Shut up, shut up, Edward's for that flash, but I'm...
Shut up, Edward's the top, and I want to actually...
Oh, it's second floor, Mandition.
Now, like, I can tell, bro, I can tell, there's no audio.
I'm about to... I'm literally about to freak out, bro.
Wait, is this a bug?
I'm not going to do that.
We start game.
Wait, how about we guys?
If I was that game, could you guys pause or not?
It's already too late.
I can't pause.
Yeah, no pause in here.
Dude, what is going on?
Oh, you're kitchen. I see.
What is happening, bro? What is happening?
I have no audio.
It's a spectator glitch, okay.
That's what my guess was.
I assumed it was a spectator glitch because they have audio.
I'm gonna restart my game after this round.
Legion.
Royce refers on my end. Legion and a 1v1 is crazy.
Well, it's a good location.
But a 1v1, I mean, sure with the mines.
And are you just not on site?
Relief seems like OP and only one.
You ain't here.
You ain't here, man. That's my him. Beautiful you ain't.
That was in the opposite of that.
He's in the opposite of that.
You should definitely not be planting the three onions in your pocket.
You should probably plant them beforehand.
You're dead. I can't even hear if he's walking up.
Yeah.
I'm gonna reset that.
I can't pause.
No, yeah, you're gonna be able to pause it when I leave.
What are you guys gonna get?
That's just a check.
Now we'll be all as host.
That's that was something.
I don't know if I got it.
I'm going to get you guys.
No, he's you.
I can't pause.
Oh, I got it.
Oh man, so bids you're winning bro, bids is winning. Yeah, you know watch in this master. No, I'm watching Brian
So, I'm on you. So it's our meeting and track what's happening
Bro, you don't need it. Oh, my ears are better than yours. Just pretend that
Bro, Reaper, you should have gained bro like three or four times. I can't tell you. You don't even watch bro
Bro, if you didn't do one but he wasn't on size so I thought I was good
Bro, but if you roll that game through the door while you play up there, he's not gonna be able to see or hear
And then you stay up here. You know what I'm saying?
I can do it right now. Yeah, I see because I hear I'm hearing was snow. I
Thought I was gonna have use
Yeah, they've been hearing out of any animal
Well you get on pause you get on pause. You get on pause. You can hear you good
I think so. Yeah, I think so. We want to ban this
Wait, I'm on your team wait. No, no, wait. I
No, no, he's not I don't see you. Yeah, I'm just kidding
How was I able to bait way?
Hey, wait. How could this be?
I was able to ban, but I'm not honest.
I'm pausing or what?
What am I doing?
Exist so joke.
Just keep going. Keep going.
Just keep going.
Chat, what is happening, guys?
Okay, I think I'm good about.
Let's see.
I'm about to shit myself for my gut.
I
Loose this bitch.
Oh, I like this.
I'm spending too, bro.
What's up, Lee?
You got play merch tactics, dude.
What?
Let's put a pin in that one, bro.
I've played merch tactics.
It's like, it's like a rage shadow legend, dude.
Fuck it.
Great shadow legends.
No, let's put it a fucking pin in that one, bro.
Alright, yo, wait, is the game not starting? Is it possible? No, it's frozen dude. I just got a positive and I'm positive again
It didn't work. Something's a flick here. I've never had this happen in the 10 years of the game
I've never seen jigs. It's so chog. I lose. I lose. I lose. I'm in. I get a bog where my king frees it
That will we get yeah, we'll just make this into a podcast, though, you know
Yeah, bro, what if I said
Yeah, so let's start off. How you feeling about the Atlanta Falcons? Let's talk about them.
Dr. Team out.
Bro, they're in the NFC sound. All of us, like, what do you want me to NFC sound? There's the Panthers beat the Rams this year, though.
Yeah, bro, in freaking, um,
Well, dude, it doesn't matter, it's the NFL, anyone could be anyone, though.
Yeah, the NFC sounds, coming to a bucks fan, is the worst division in the NFL?
I don't know, remember the AFC South, like three years ago? That was the worst division in football.
There wasn't a team that division that had to win.
Yeah, but now the AFC South has to be him, Cohen.
True, true.
So, and the Texans, bro, and the Cole, I'm the,
I don't know the MC North this year's dog shit.
Free bad.
The Mars hurt all year.
Aaron Rogers is the goat.
But he's 42.
I will chill on go.
Tom Brady is fine to go.
Aaron Rogers is the most athletic.
Best throw of the ball of all time.
It's fine dude.
In terms of like dual threat quarterback? Yeah, it is probably. Yeah, absolutely. Absolutely.
I don't know if it's real better ball than Aaron Rogers. Nobody.
Also, bro Aaron Rogers released. Well, with the fucker we do what the fucker we do.
This is the game.
Bro, I think it's not working.
Alright guys, GG's in the chat.
Um, I guess what I'll never know.
What? No.
Guys.
I don't know what you're gonna do.
I don't know what you're gonna do.
I don't know what you're gonna do.
Hey, okay, let's call it.
You know what?
Call it that.
Wait.
Pull him out.
Okay.
I don't have a red now.
Wait.
You were removed from the chat.
Do the excessive loading time.
All right, we're getting on back a week.
But I'd like shit today, bro.
Should we get out of here?
Get it out of here.
Holy disaster.
Holy disaster.
you
Oh my god.
Okay, yo chat, chat.
Chat on back.
Oh my god.
What happened to all six?
I got like glitched out, I just got off.
Oh my god, dude, I feel horrible bro.
Oh my god.
Chad, this is the stickiest I think I've ever streamed.
Right, I'd have like flam like clogging my fucking bro, bro.
Oh my god.
What do I even do?
Take Ivy, broken?
Jerk, then it's vibes.
Yo bro, jerking off is not gonna help feeling sick.
This music might help a little bit.
This music might help a little bit.
Oh my god, I'm not shit myself
Bro, I don't know how to describe it. Oh my god. Oh my god
Bro, I woke up this morning and it legitimately feels like there is a fucking brick on my throat
But what do you mean L immune system, bro? I never get sick
Flusor going around bro chat
Bro he might have to play must be like tomorrow dude. I don't even know if I'm gonna be able to wait
for him.
I might have to play him tomorrow. If I I I shouldn't be on better
by tomorrow.
No I know Browns are but I do. I want to stream but hold you fucking shit.
I think I need to chill, bro.
I need to just lay in my fucking bed for like 20 hours.
Chat, I'm going to text Mustee.
We're going to play tomorrow, bro.
I need to get another T.
And then I'll try to just like a soup and just go to bed, bro.
Because I can't, there's no I can stream, bro.
It's like getting worse and more I'm talking.
Chat.
I'm a I'm a play must eat tomorrow, bro
Fuck bro, I feel fucking terrible. Yeah, my bad about my bad for the short stream. I'm pretty sure I'll be on bottom tomorrow. I'm just gonna mess
Drink tea. Yeah, I'm gonna drink tea. I'm gonna drink tea. I'm sorry, bro
I got it hop off, bro. I feel like shit. I'm gonna text must be right now
I think I have the full little bro
Chat all good we're gonna play musky tomorrow bro. I need a rest of it
It's all good tomorrow. It'll be like a long-ass train, dude. All right. Chat all good. We're gonna play musky tomorrow
I feel like fucking dog shit dude. I am I woke up this morning
Dude, I went to sleep last night and I could like tell I was going to wake up sick
bro.
Like bro, I went to sleep last night and I could tell I was going to wake up sick.
You know what I mean?
But I'm just a rest bro.
I don't like streaming is going to help it because I'm just going to be talking more.
Jammer get well, bro.
I'll get well.
I'm a rest up and we'll be good to go tomorrow against Musti.
I'm sorry, I'm not going to like post-pone it like a month.
I'm gonna be gonna play a small
My bad guys. Sorry for just the two hours stream dude. I literally feel like fucking dog shit
Chelsea up with some more alright. Hi guys. I can't even end stream cuz my monitor is not working so you might have to end
I can't even end stream
Oh, there we go. I'm good. All right, chat. I'll be back tomorrow
Love y'all boys bro. I need to rest dude. Chad. We're gonna play musky tomorrow
I hope you like my fucking dog shit.
But I'll see you all boys tomorrow.
Chat, love y'all bro, god first.