Jynxzi
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01-07-2026 · 5h 32m
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feel like you're going to wake up like you're sick. Like you go to sleep and you know you're
going to wake up like you're sick. So that happened. I wake up, faker and yo. Hey, listen,
it's not the day, bro. I'll literally show you my fucking prescription fucking antibiotics.
Type-faker again, I swear to God, I'm fucking bad at you.
So, two days ago, I'm already pissed off, two days ago.
I'm going to sleep, bro, and I like can feel like some congestion
while I'm going to sleep, and I'm like dude, I feel like I'm going to wake up and sick.
Then, I sleep, I wake up, chat, I don't know how to explain this.
I wake up in it literally feels like there was a block of concrete that was sitting
on my chest for like 12 hours when I woke up like my upper chest to throw was an excruciating
pain yesterday morning.
So to me bro, I hate going into the doctor.
I'm scared of going into the doctor.
I don't like needles.
I don't like fucking anything.
I hate going, dude, I would rather die than go to the doctor.
So yesterday, I don't go to the doctor.
I try to just weather the storm,
just like I'm just going to weather the storm, whatever, right?
I sleep, right?
I go to sleep last night, I wake up
and I feel even worse than I thought yesterday.
So like, now it's getting worse.
This is this morning.
Started even to 10, started loving you.
So now I wake up, right?
I feel even worse than I did yesterday.
So now I'm like, all right, I have to go into the doctor.
It's not even a fucking question.
I have to go into the doctor.
I go in to like a minute clinic.
I think it's what it's called.
I never been to a minute clinic before.
Never going again, by the way, after I tell you
it's fucking story.
I go into a minute clinic.
They make me feel out of bunch of paperwork, whatever.
They're like, take a seat, and then nurse will be with you in five minutes.
So I play a class battle.
Nurse comes in.
She's like, Nicholas, we'll see you.
Nicholas, we'll see you in the back,
and then I come back.
I sit down.
I tell this lady my symptoms, right?
You'll type, faker, one more time.
I swear to God, I'll fuck it, I'm in this stream.
Why would I faked having to follow?
What would I gain from that?
Shut the fuck up.
I go in the back.
Okay, I go in the back, right?
This is literally two hours ago.
I'm like, I need it in a biotics.
If I don't get it in a biotics,
I'm not going to be able to fucking stream.
So I go in, five minutes later,
the nurse comes in the room, night's lady.
Well, actually, I don't know.
So I'm telling you my symptoms, right?
I said, yeah, so like, I have a headache.
I have like a stuffy nose.
I have like a really sore slash,
like mucus heat the road and like my upper chest.
like it hurts when I call them. She takes this stick, yo, I want to be clear what I say this.
When I tell you, I legitimately shut myself when she did this. I legitimately shut myself when she did this.
So she said that she wanted to test if I had strep throat, right? I had strep throat,
No, I never had something for her. She wanted to test if I had strapped her out
She takes this gigantic wooden stick that's even thinner than my finger like even thinner my finger
but it's long
She says say ah, and I do it
One second later, there's a stick going into my fucking like throw I literally I swear to dog
I like, you don't react it. I took my hands, grabbed her hands and pulled the stick out of my mouth. I'm like
What the fuck was that? And she's like I just had you had to get it to get it get it. One
So she swapped it. I had strap
She comes back five minutes later. Like ten minutes later. She says I don't have strep throat, but I have influencer now when she said I have influencer
I legitimately thought I was gonna die
I thought it was that. Then I found out implements us just the flu.
Faker, L Faker. Fake sickness, lying, fat ass faker. Oh, I'm a faker. All right. Let me let me get my
you don't have anything. Oh, I don't have anything. I try to get fake L Faker. Wait, so y'all think I'm
y'all think I'm faking happy to flu?
Smartest Florida pen. Yeah, but chat. You have a smokers cough. No, I have influenza issued by a fucking doctor, bro
Are you better than a doctor? I have a smokers cough. I don't even smoke you later. Oh, lady it
Here we go. All right, news for the happen chat turns into doctors all of a sudden. Oh, everybody in the chat's a fucking doctor
You're a chat. I'm not an L-faker. I have fucking influenza
up. What would you gain from faking this exactly, bro?
Jack, I literally streamed for two hours yesterday.
When's the last time I streamed for two hours?
But I will stay in this, bro. Dude, I took Tylenol,
bat helped, um, never really did tie it up before.
Took Tylenol, bat helped, took, um,
antibiotics, like 20 minutes ago, so I'm hoping those
kick-in soon. She gave me, she gave me an antibiotic for
my cough and to give me an antibiotic for my flu. So that's good. That's good.
L drugs. Bro, it's not drugs. It's an antibiotic student. Like I'm not a junkie,
bro. I'm not a junkie. You're such a loser. We don't care. Me trying to skip
to JPE column. Wait, somebody called me?
No, my God. Must be, okay, yeah, chat, listen. The must be one be one. God reschedule.
So chat, yesterday, I had the food right. We had to end stream early. I texted the
musty. If you want to do today, musty can't do today. He can't, like, musty cannot do today.
my dance column must he said he's changing setups or he needs a couple of days so
are we're gonna do it in a couple days yo dad what's up that yeah you feel okay I'm
feeling better to be honest I think the yeah yeah yeah yeah I got antibiotics I got
an antics of time all too I feel pretty good
I'm gonna sort of see a story that soft hands the honest
What do you mean soft hands then?
I mean, yeah, that means that soft hands, I mean, you know.
Yeah, I know that, you know, I learn not from you, like,
I mean, you know, I mean, that's decorum from me, 80s, you know what I'm saying?
Yeah, like, I mean, I'm...
I mean, I'm sorry, I soft hands, I'm just saying.
You know, I know that you're the doctor,
unless somebody's falling off of me.
Yeah, no, I know.
And like I learned that from you like never go to the doctor no matter what but dude
I today I was cooked like I was cooked.
That's all right.
I turned off.
I mean, so so sort of soft hands, but that's fine.
Um, but you know, the doctor must something's like literally hanging off my body.
Yeah.
Well, thank you for checking in that.
It's true.
Yeah, love you dad.
I'm glad you're dead.
No child.
Learned from my dad.
Well, I hate going into the doctors.
I'm scared of the doctor about chat and what are the why I'm scared of going into the doctor and let me know if this is relatable.
chat, let me know if this is relatable chat, soft hand chat, wishing for a slow recovery, all right, is this a real message.
So I have influenza in your message is wishing for a slow recovery, you're not wishing for a speedy recovery, wishing for a slow recovery, are we dead?
Yes, I'm almost finished.
So yeah, bro, hope you get well, never.
No, no, chat, get your licks in, bro.
Get your licks in.
Chat, what else?
Hi, my is calling him.
Hi, my is calling me.
You'll have us.
That was going.
I'm sick, bro.
What's up?
Yeah.
Why's this sick thing going to be over?
Yeah, I'm scared.
Hi, my.
It's, uh,
I have a, it's not a six segment. I'm legitimately ill right now.
No, but, Chixie, I didn't even think about this segment. This is going, this one's good.
Hey, good shipper.
So, here's the problem. I knew this was going to happen today.
I knew the whole chat was going to be saying, Elfaker, I knew this was going to happen.
So, chat, tell me how you know I'm faking my sickness.
No, no, let's, because I'm gonna prove all of you idiots wrong.
Tell me, no, no, somebody said, I hope it's cancer.
Yeah, I'm not surprised, bro.
I hope you don't recover.
I hope you recover quickly.
Thank you, Harry.
W Harry.
Chat, no, no, wait.
How's your fake?
How's your fake?
Yeah, I'm clip-harming.
Yeah, I'm, I'm clip-farming influencer.
So, Cha, I'm going to go grab my prescriptions right now just to prove all you need to get to watch this.
Okay, she literally gave me this.
She literally gave me this, which is four different blue.
You have the blue, this is what you take.
It's called like Tamiflu, she said.
then I can't show my prescription bottle because it shows my address, but you could see
like my prescription bottle. CVS pharmacy like this is legit shit. So, oh look,
am I got pd in my bro? And I got pd in my.
John, I'm streaming through the flu right now. That's not all right. I don't know what
Let's go.
Fake BDLite, W. Pill Popper,
Homey Poppin Perks, okay, chat.
These are not Perk-a-sat, guys.
This is Tamiflo.
This is Tamiflo, bro.
This is not Perk-a-sat, you fucking idiots.
This is not Perk.
All right, chat, do we have any other
by the way chat?
Because musty reschedule Rocket League.
We have more time to warm up, which is good. That's going to help us.
All serious to this hope you get better. Thank you, bro.
Thank you. Thank you. Bro chat. What do be on this, bro?
W rhino pills. For good, I don't even know what a rhino pill is, dude.
What is a rhino pills? You're asset rocket league. Love the streams, though. You fast.
Okay? Stop dodging musty. Chat, rhino pills, rhino pills are sex pills. A child
who needs sex pills, I can get it up just fine. Tamiflu is for if you have AIDS. I don't
have AIDS, bro. Tamiflu is not for if you have AIDS. Tamiflu is for if you have to
flu, bro. Shut up. Rub some dirt on it and walk it off. Yeah, I'm not going to walk
off the flu bro, shut up. Play with B9. Um, soon bro. So, panel flu is for herpes. Yeah. Okay. I'm going to have
herpes, bro. Chat, panel flu is for the flu. Generally, what do you say? Generally, how the
fuck did you not know influenza is the flu you dumb fuck. Bro, because I've never even heard
of that goose man, goose man.
I've never even heard of influenza.
Bro, when she said, when she said I have influenza,
I'm telling you, I legitimately thought it was dead.
I don't even heard that before.
Then she said it's the flu, because I'm like,
wait, what is influenza?
And that she said, it's more common than it is the flu.
It was like a wake came off my chest, bro.
It's diabetes, I don't have diabetes, bro.
Hope you get dynast again, scrap with the five, scrap with the five,
yes, did.
Geometry to estimate, not today, not today.
Dude, well, I'm rocking me today.
Dude, I enjoyed rocketing when I played against it.
Shut up, beep.
Because, musty, needs a couple of days, brothers, brothers.
We got more time to warm up on rocketing, bro.
We got more time to get good at the rocket leak.
Stream sticker.
Drink tea and hot milk with sugar. It'll help out with coughing. Yeah, I had some tea. I had some
tea this morning. So does this mean you have a few months to live? No, Muhammad. It's the
flu. It's probably going to go away. She said, I'll probably have flu symptoms for 10 days,
like lingering symptoms, they can even last up to two weeks, bro.
So I'm gonna have flu symptoms for 10 to 14 days, y'all.
But no, I don't have a few months to live. Okay, I'm not gonna die.
I'm not gonna die.
Try to write it to five gifted.
Chair, play in most tonight.
Chair, play in most tonight, rest in peace.
I burned it out of the day.
So we're playing most tonight.
Yeah, we're going to do some clips, we're going to practice on some rocket league.
and then we're taking on those in two hours.
And then in our six, let's get it, let's go.
Jack, first ever, sick R6 clips from, I'm gonna be sick.
Genesisite, low-sweating, bro,
most is not waiting, bro, we're planning two hours.
Loosen's not waiting.
Genesisite, you know I'm not a part-timer, bro.
I have the flu and I'm still streaming again.
I have the flu and I'm still alive.
First clip on today, coming in from Camassas now.
You must recover the diffuser.
Did you not drone?
I'd like.
So I'm already irritated?
Bro, you're not droneing?
Good night.
Good night.
I think that was a no scope, Hatch-ah, let me jab.
I'm gonna assume that I'm just gonna try to flank you soon.
You clipped this.
Under the hurt, under the hurt, you saw?
You saw?
You saw?
FLEET!
FLEETING YOU!
FLEETING YOU!
Wait, maybe I'm tweaking you.
All right, I think you're the luckiest player ever.
That's your second note, oh my god, I'm not far.
Okay.
That's your second note scope headshot dude.
Jen, I think some Bucky's player ever.
Two note scope headshot that is single or 12.
Holy lock box.
Good at the user, just recovered.
Well, you know you control, right?
Like there's 55 seconds left.
You have a drone.
Fuckin' you, Jack!
TAAAAAAAHHHHH!
Thank you. He's definitely hurt me.
Well, it didn't get muted.
is going to be deep right you're getting spotted by scan default camera on
default cameras can you shoot the default camera?
All right no that's the luckiest player I've ever seen listen to me listen
me clear I've seen a lot of lucky players you have a luckiest player I've ever seen
No scope headshot, no scope headshot, and then his last kill, he just blindly had shot
somebody without even seeing them.
Colossus, listen to me clearly, bro.
You're the luckiest player I've ever seen in my life.
Hands down.
Yeah, Colossus, you are the luckiest player I've ever seen in my fucking life, dude.
Where next to the day coming from Brandon next to the day coming from Brandon, scrolled up.
Okay, react or guess, right? Okay.
Want me to guess your range?
2v5 scenario, you're roaming. You're going to have to start cooking if you're going to win.
one friendly operator remaining one be four good visual ability to
You might be seeing red drones.
I'm going to deploy the computer.
I East Coast, Broly's got the plants in as well.
Got it.
Got it.
You got it, you got it.
Best clip of the day, undeniably.
Last cup of the day without a freaking doubt.
Not out of 10.
Bro, a 1v4 post plan?
Really good thing, really good good good good show.
Really good everything.
Really good penis size.
Rita, w, Rita, yeah.
Mugged Mugged Jack, can we not type Mugged every time it was a picture of anything?
Please.
Daddy react.
You guys know I feel about calling me daddy, relax.
I don't want to be called daddy.
Real voice, Jack, it's not a real voice, it's called having the flu.
Let it!
Let it!
See, this is why we save our sea force.
You don't have the flu, Elfaker.
Why would I say, having the fucking flu?
is to everybody in this lobby high on week
Whiz, why are you just splashing?
Whiz, why would you not finish him?
All right, I have no words.
I have no words.
Zero out of ten.
Moved.
Check! I'm not monged by fucking everything, bro.
Check! What if I start monging, check? What if I start monging?
What if I start monging, dude? You're not peating lose.
Check me out, think I can be lose.
Yes, check me out, think I can be lose.
most? No. In what? It's R6, 19 to 0 lead. Kelly, I can kill most 20 times without him
telling me what's. Just got in here is the musty thing happening today. Not today, must
these changing is set up so we set up a couple of days. He said he's not at a couple
It's 100% gonna happen those to where we go.
Barts of highlights.
I can't watch that, I'll tell you more about it.
I got copyright strength.
Hatsachi thinking to one,
how do I sign up for the fucking fan,
Khan get contest?
I already told the other guy dude,
it's not a real thing.
I already told the other guy
it's not a real thing, bro.
It's not a real fucking thing.
Did you dark slits 30 freeze?
No, no.
No.
Yes.
Yeah, the dark slits already broken.
Oh, there we go.
Eat a spoon full of honey.
Now I'm good, Chat.
Flush the out of me, back, Chat.
Flush the out of me, back.
What game is this?
This is Roblox.
That was actually a disgusting shot.
No, I'm not gonna lie.
What game is that?
In Roblox chat, how is that Roblox?
hate you. Pixel gun 3D on Roblox. Wait, I thought Pixel gun was its own game. Pixel gun
is a game in Roblox. Hope you get to get us today. Get unwell soon. So you're not
I didn't get to say it again well soon.
You're not even going to say it again well soon bro.
When is Cuphead?
Bro, Cuphead?
I hope the flu takes you out so I don't have to stop again.
Time out algae moths.
Chat, Cuphead is going to be...
Bro, we can do Cuphead tomorrow.
If I'm out to anything.
Shall we get you some Cuphead tomorrow?
Hope the flu takes you out. Are we dead ask us?
I think our trips are frozen. When is the bonding blue 24 hours street again dude horrible idea not happening terrible idea
Next up at eight coming for balls
You are faking your sickness
Who in the right mind would fake a second this chair?
10 seconds.
I genuinely hope you get well soon. Thank you.
You found a bomb, make your way to it! What is this? Capsule? Capsule clip?
Stop! Why do you have a shotgun on sledge?
God damn it!
Kay didn't drone
Still not drooling
Still not drug yeah, please inside
Hey, Legion.
Are you playing through a fucking Xbox Connect headset?
Listen, how do you not hear him or right behind you with a slight dab of-
Is this tired real human being?
How are you, Steve, may I not see you?
Did somebody just say next stream, please?
Yo, bro.
You're not allowed to skip to another bucket, Steve!
Yo, lesion!
Yo, you have had that!
What a rank is this, what a rank is this, what a rank is this, this brah.
What do I get this?
Somebody said champion.
Well, no, it's probably on my eggs, bro.
Wait, am I losing my voice?
Check, am I losing my voice?
penis, penis.
Not the gas stove, got it?
When does the entertainment start?
Yo, bro.
I don't know if you're like a fucking jackass or something.
When does the entertainment start? Are you serious?
Stop screaming. Chat, I think if I scream, I'm going to completely lose my voice.
Bro, I think if I scream, I'm going to completely lose my voice chat.
Jinksy, do you need my cream? It'll make you feel better.
Now what do you mean next stream?
What are you doing?
What are you doing?
You physically cannot produce more noise than this.
El Popcorn Lungs, you vapor.
Twilight.
My voice doesn't sound like this because I'm a vaping.
This voice sounds like this because I have influenza and buccane idiot.
How do you make that much noise and no one hears you?
What language is this?
Nassla den?
Nassla den, Nornis Maghafid!
Cavordis von Demos inswissia kech moment.
Charblein, which is this?
German.
Deutschland.
Bro, how is nobody seeing him?
He's just...
You're just laying down to get him free.
How is nobody seeing him?
Is this live?
Hey bro, it's the wrong fucking day to fuck around.
Obviously it's live.
Horrible thing. Horrible thing.
So you got three kills doing the exact same thing every time.
Milk me, W real voice, chat, this isn't my real voice, this is my influenza voice for the 90th fucking time.
Nice smoke grenade, bro. Your smoke privileges are gone.
Alright, bro listen, don't ever play smoke again. Don't ever play smoke again.
Are you fucking dumb? Like legitimately bro, you have to shoot the barricade to throw it.
What are you shooting at? What are you shooting at? You just throw a smoke. Why would they be in the smoke?
Oh, dumbass!
I can't scream because I'm just gonna say dumbass like this.
Why would Doc walk into the smoke?
You sound sick? Yeah, I sound sick because I'm sick, bro.
All right, friday. I'm going to be honest, bro. What are the worst clips about our
signature? You sound like Batman.
Change see the next Batman. W Batman boys. Wait, are you actually sick? Yo chat. Why would
I fake being sick, bro? Legitimately asked. Oh my god. Legitimately asked yourself that
question. Why would I fake being sick guys who in the right fucking mind would do that?
Holy fake cough. It's not a fake cough, dipshit.
Okay, this guy's gamer tag is Fortnite god. So I don't know if this clip's gonna be terrible.
Yep.
Holy V8 voice.
It's not a V8 voice.
I have influenza for the 100th time.
High-vice.
At the end of the title, add, I have the flu.
Just so these gumasses can fucking...
The city needs you, Yopro. I'm not that man, shut the fuck up.
The city needs you.
Plus left.
In a prospect, in a prospect.
Okay, one B2 scenario, they have to play a, you should probably just tuck it out in this corner.
Turn off your voice changer. It's not a voice changer. I have any pull-ins up. You fucking idiot.
Okay, Fortnite god, let me put this nice and hebrow.
Hop that ass back on Fortnite.
What is going on in this image, bro?
What is going on in this image?
You know, Fortnite God.
Listen to me, and listen to me clear, bro.
How better you're back on Fortnite.
Don't smoke cigarettes, kids.
Yo, Chad.
This is a smokeer voice.
This is an influenza voice, bro.
I have the flu, bro.
It has nothing to do with cigarettes, bro.
16 months up, coming in from that kid,
to 015. Most insufferable, 16 months of my life. Faking sickness is crazy. It's not. It's not
a fake sickness now. I have to flu. Faking sickness is crazy. El popcorn loves. I don't
I have popcorn lungs. I have the flu.
Did you send me a clip with no audio?
Brother man, brother man, did you send me a clip with no audio?
I don't even know if what you're doing is good or bad because I can't hear.
Okay, it's bad. Oh my god. Oh my god.
Oh my god. Oh my god. You somehow managed to kill your teammate and then miss a man. I burn your Xbox.
Burn your Xbox bro. Off with a good bottle. Burn your fucking Xbox dude.
Chat. Is there any any good clips today?
Chat is any good clips?
Did puberty finally hit bro Chao.
You'll grow. I hit puberty when I was 17. This is influenza.
Hi, guys. Did you add? I have to flu to the end of the title.
Okay, thank you. I have asked.
Good night.
Glad you.
When does the real stream start? What do you mean real stream?
Do you want to be slapped in the fucking face, bro?
What do you mean real screen?
Loast your stack set of it?
Bro.
What did Loast just send me a picture of, dude?
This mother fucker doesn't even have siege yet.
Loast is just now downloading siege.
Is this guy a fucking idiot?
Check the low stream as far as we are happening.
Okay.
Check, should I tell them to get the ultimate addition?
Check what addition should I tell them to get the lead addition ultimate addition
or free access?
Ultimate?
Hey, jinxy, how do you spell janksy?
When is the one to be one of the mosty?
It's got to be this week.
Which is good?
That it got rescheduled because now I have more time to practice, so I can share it on them.
No, no, no.
Uh, did you just make all that kind of thing?
Holder.
Did you just do what I think you just did?
Wait, this was actually a good fucking shot. Look at this.
Oh my god, that was a good shot. On a Xbox controller too.
Holy fuck dude.
That's an emerald!
I did the best emerald I've seen, bro. Good, good aim!
What is the hardest is not impressed, but I'm not tired of impressing the hardest, bro.
I'm sick, I'm sick, bro.
Nice clip coming from Mongro.
Six hours ago, recently at New Clip.
Stop.
Are you on 60F or VB?
I doubt I think you're on 60.
Okay, this means one of two things. He's either playing on an old console or he's out of his mind
Yeah, that's definitely 60 out of the
I forgot these keys can look like this
Good night
Can't his outfiends look like five years ago?
ahaha
Hold up! Did you just call it up to your teammate with a fucking ping?
What is what is he is doing, what is he is doing, what is he is doing?
This is like the longest clip ever.
0 out of 10. Nobody even shot it, you're out. Nobody even shot it, you're out of
2. You didn't even win a gunfight. They just walked into your scope. 0 out of 10, dude.
All right, Chattas have rocked a lead timer, what? Chattas have fucking rocked a lead
time? Day two. Chattas have rocked a lead timer, what? Yes?
All right, it's a gentleman.
Day two, day two of Rocket League.
Now my new chat, I do have the photo.
You need honey?
You think honey will help me?
Just honey help with the photo.
Honey?
Chat, it's great that we're on Rocket League now
because I have more time to practice
for the one we want to get to mostly.
All right, Chow, we're taking on loads in two hours to us.
I
why is this so
I'm going to turn up the audio a little bit
chat I really enjoyed walking on game one
This is day two.
Ladies and gentlemen,
day two of practicing rocket leash.
For our one-be-mutter against musty.
Our y'all locked in.
Our y'all locked in.
Our y'all locked in.
Let's do this shit.
Chets and I do casual, casual, casual.
H-A.
Do I have to do 10 casual games?
Chet, how many casual games do I have to do to get back to unlock range?
Chets and I do 2 beats over 3 beats.
Stood 2 beats, too.
Get a coach. Yes, yes. I'm gonna get a coach.
Chat who should coach be who should coach?
This warm up real quick.
Jonathan is my teammate. I can already tell he's not gonna be good off of his gamer tag.
Oh, nice. Nice Jonathan. Oh, come on.
Fuck! Chatter-sit offensive. Defensive match.
Oh yeah, nice shot!
Oh! Oh!
Oh!
There's over that, no!
That is score on my toe.
Okay.
All me, I'm Karimesti, I'm Karimesti, I'm Karimesti.
Oh, that was clean, that was clean, that was clean, that was so good, that was so good.
Breast white. Okay. Oh my god. Oh my god, breathe out.
No no no no no no no no no. No please please please.
Please, please, no, no, no, no.
Yes, Jonathan. Yes, Jonathan.
Nice Jonathan. Come on. Come on.
Jonathan, pass. I got it. I got it.
I'm already better than I was two days ago.
Nice shot of it.
I got it.
No, Jonathan, you hit me.
Jonathan, you hit me, dumb ass.
Stupid fuck.
Sorry.
Jonathan's a good teammate.
I'm sorry.
Come on.
Oh, good to eat, good to eat, good to eat.
No, what the fuck?
What the fuck?
We saw it, we saw it!
Assist?
Assist?
It's learning.
But what do you mean it's the learning?
Come on, shut him up, shut him up.
You got a close line, didn't you see that?
You're not too bad for just starting, thank you, bro.
Oh, good shot!
What the save?
No danger, no.
Pass it, pass it, drop them!
Jump and pass it!
Right over the middle!
Fuck, I miss!
Come on, come on.
I've discussed with you, I'm a beast, I'm a beast.
I'm so good at this fucking game.
Oh my god, I'm charging, see, I'm charging, see, I'm charging you...
I just missed out on open door.
Murder, murder.
Yes, yes, yes, yes, something!
BEST BEST BEST BEST!
Jarvan, what?
We want our first game!
We want our first game!
Thank you.
Huh?
Four things!
Into the sixth!
Six shots?
Wait, why do they have no pink?
Chad, why do they have no pink?
Hey, Chad, why do they have no pink?
Bots?
But I want to play real people but I'm ready.
What's the challenge in real challenge in real life?
What's the challenge in real life?
Is that your rapist?
Shit bag with the 5g of this.
Alright, let's get a coach.
Shout it, let's get a coach.
Who should we get as our coach?
Who should we get as our coach, bro?
We need a coach, bro.
It's an activity.
Okay.
I'm gonna be calling.
Chattice Yon
Chattice Yon is Yon
And you need to get ready to beat Musky bro Chattice Yon
Chay over the tent gets it
Yon is so low
What a good what's good
Bro I'm not getting deal all this time
That is clutch nice who's in jail man
Jail man.
Nobody yet. Nobody yet.
I'm going to change that. I want to better news next time. All right.
What's the matter?
I'm a good man. Not as sick as you. She's probably.
Yeah, I'm going through it. Yeah, I'm good. I'll be alright.
I got the flu, but it is what it is.
Dude, you're grinded over there.
Man, you sound like you struggle a little bit.
But, uh, I'm rockingly wise. You look pretty good there.
Dude, yes, bro.
Yes, bro. We have us. What's wrong with this one?
Okay, yeah, um, so I've got a few good tips that I think would help you initially
It is really all about hours
Did you want to hop in a private match right now? You what you're thinking? Yeah, bro
So what I'm thinking is like maybe we jump in a private match show me some stuff
And then
Is ready to play the gathering for a little bit? Yeah, yeah, we can I mean, it's gonna be a wrap, but we can we can open some toos
Like I'm a higher casual and the more it won't be that bad, but you might be a little lost a little bit
Yeah, yeah, I
Let me start that one up. I think we can just use the same like a little tap nothing to mess it all
I think I don't maybe they don't believe in you. You might just move them wrong. Wait, you have to hear SSL?
Right now now right now, no, but I have like I've been S cellic seven time
I'm like past my prime dude. I just play for love of the game now
Pro, but that's fucking order of road you're a seven time SSL
Yeah, you know no flash
But my child was telling me like
SS sounds like the hardest way to hit an enemy game. It did it is hard. Oh my god
It is like it takes thousands of hours. I don't think anyone's ever hit SSL under a thousand or several thousand hours
You're going up against some demons dude. It is terrifying. No genuinely
Sorry my voice, bro. You're gonna dude. I can tell that you you're doing your best
Oh, so we have to be doing a private game.
All right, so I'll set it up right now.
All you gotta do is go to private match, go to join private match,
and then just put in that name and password that I sent to you in the group here.
Yeah, let's see.
We sent a new one.
Yeah, I'm sorry, I don't, don't, I'll start it yet,
but I'll start right now.
Let's see.
Oh, you sent it to me one because the one for me.
Uh, I don't want to try and just work as well.
I bet.
All right, you don't press auto, you know, no, no, so well, what is my best chance to be
musty? Okay, so this is pretty much what I'm thinking, uh, because I'll kind of show you
right now, like as soon as the game starts, I'll, who is this person? Okay, who is that?
You know, I think, what the hell? Brother, can you leave? Okay, so what I just did was
is why must he's going to have a really easy time being here?
I'm just kind of feeling how did he get to the fall earlier than me?
Okay, that's so it's just, uh, speed flipping, right?
So straight up speed flipping, the only way that you'd be able to reach the ball when I reach the ball is if you do that.
Now, it's kind of a harder mechanic to learn.
But, like right now, you get there before me.
So it's literally like you're kind of flipping frontwards,
like you're doing the front flip,
but you're canceling the front flip.
That way you can boost and dodge
at the exact same time.
So, but like, dude, it kind of takes a while to learn that.
So, I think you're best that would probably be to either
not go or kick off at all,
or maybe just like, it's kind of delay
you're kick off a little bit, right?
Now, the other thing that I noticed with you,
you gotta use ball cam more, bro.
Okay.
You know, which one I'm talking about?
Yeah, why?
Why?
So, I know it's like, it's kind of just
So we're anything at first, oh they go.
Good shot.
So it was good shot.
So it's kind of just we're anything.
But just use ball cam as much as you possibly can.
That way you can like always know where the ball is, right?
Okay.
And the other thing that's really big
is like instead of using your boost,
you need to like start front flipping more, right?
It's, oh you don't even know the front flip do you?
That's not what I mean.
Wait, how did you do that?
But you got to press X twice. So press X once. There you go. Yeah. Oh, yeah, so you can flip every direction. You can flip backwards left right all those different directions, all right.
Oh my god, that's fucking.
I'm not really zooming around like a crackhead now. I love it.
Wait, so it's not a lot.
Yeah, well that's part of it, right? So part of it is, you know, okay, let me show you how to speed flip this, right?
Right, so this is just kind of pay attention to my car. This is a normal front flip
This is what a speed flip looks like right?
Wait, he's giving me back shots to pass at me
Thanks. Who is this guy?
Where's he gonna be back shots?
Elvis, Elvis, we're trying to have a private coaching session. Do you mind though?
Oh my god, Chad is spucking me in the ass.
I mean, what's crazy is that you're letting it happen? You're just not going to move.
Wait, so how did it turn out to be? How did you do that?
The speed flip?
Yeah, I mean, it is really hard though.
Yeah, it'll be so good.
All right, all right.
So what you're going to do is you have to kind of learn how to diagonally dodge first.
So you can throw a flip and back flip in all those ways, but you have to like,
hold your analog stick at like two o'clock.
So it's kind of like, here, it's not like that.
Do that?
No.
So you're holding it.
Yeah, okay, there you go.
And so it's the moment that you actually flip, you're going to hold it the opposite
You're going to like hold it down. So hold it like flip forward diagonally and then hold it the opposite way
Like that
things to try to get
That's a sideways flip you're you're getting there. So again, it's kind of like that, right?
Just you're like literally look at your analog stick hold it to two if lock and then dodge forward double does
There you go. So yeah, just do that a bunch of times
And then when you kind of get it, you're going to hold the analog stick, the opposite direction like that.
And the point is you want the backwards area of your car to be facing backwards the whole time.
That way, as you're boosting, you can dodge forward and boost.
Now I'm not gonna lie, this is like kind of a bit, like this is more of an advanced mechanic.
We should probably stick to the basic, so a little bit more for now.
Yeah, okay.
All right.
So that's that.
with musky, right? He is gonna be doing I really don't know how he's gonna approach this this this one
Be one yeah, either he's gonna like just trying to control it like it's ranked
You know he's gonna be dribbling the ball everywhere. He's just gonna be out playing you and like out maneuvering you
Dude, I don't know how these people are getting in here. We might want to restart the president
I'm okay for now, as long as he's guys are chill. Oh, because my password was it was like
They might have just, I don't even know how, but they might have just, like, guessed, I guess, I don't know, but um, so the way that I'm thinking of it is you might get a few chances to score and when you get that chance, you have to lock in bro, like if he goes for an aerial, like he goes for an airdreable in misses, you need to be able to shoot the ball directly on net immediately or he's going to get back to it.
So what I want to try and like have you practice here is you're going to kind of approach
the ball kind of fast and you're going to jump once and then dodge into it directly and
it needs to be on net immediately, all right?
Got it, got it, got it.
I'm kind of beyond the ball here and we're going to kind of practice you doing that, right?
So from where are your attacks?
How did this dodge directly into the ball and like shoot it directly on that?
Okay.
You're in that right?
Not much.
Yeah, you can prefer it.
I mean, you can go and go and do once.
All right, so go ahead and turn around and go backwards.
I'll go back to your net, get some boost.
I'm gonna kind of hit the ball forward to you
and I just want you to try and shoot it on my net, all right?
You just do like a basic basic, so remember,
the goal is you want to jump up and then dodge into it, right?
So do that real quick, just drive forward, jump up and dodge.
So you can actually wait to dodge.
You don't have to dodge and knee it.
So you have like, I think it's 1.7 seconds
after your initial dodge.
And so jump, wait, and then jump again, try that guy.
Okay.
There you go, that was, that was a lot better.
Also, you're gonna wanna turn on ball cam.
Oh, my God.
Eng, you might've had it turned off.
That's all it's on.
You keep it on the wall.
Okay.
Mostly, so the way that most people do it in Rockin' League
is you keep ball cam on almost the entire time
unless you're dribbling the ball like this.
So if you're close to the ball,
you kinda turn off ball cam
because when the ball's on top of your car,
it's heart like ball cam doesn't really make sense.
Okay, guys, oh, this is what we're gonna try and do.
I'm gonna put the ball like midfields here.
I just want you to like boost a little bit,
kind of gain some momentum,
and then you're just gonna jump up
and dodge forwards like that, okay?
That was good.
All right, that was good.
That was better.
Yeah, that was a lot better.
All right, let's try to do that a few more times.
It's back up and like building your net,
and then I'm gonna hit the ball to you.
And again, I just want you to like try and hit the ball
like jump up and then dodge into it directly to my net, okay?
Okay.
All right, there you go.
That was good, that was good, that was good, that was good.
Let's do this a few more times.
I'm gonna approach you from like a different angle though.
These people getting on this flop, are you ready?
There you go, so I'm just put that on that.
That wasn't that, that's honestly, I mean, just the power, right?
Because my thought process is musty, like dude, he's going to control the ball live.
It's going to be really hard for you to even get an attempt in.
If he messes up in any way, if you just quickly like put the ball on net, you might actually get it in, all right?
Okay.
All right, so here we go.
Try again.
Ah.
Getting there?
Oh, getting there, no, there's progress here.
Okay.
All right, so I'm going to come from the side, all right?
So just go back to your net and I want you to boost a little bit, like, game some speed,
ready?
There you go.
So just trying to put it on net.
We're getting there.
We're getting there.
We're getting there.
I think so. So I actually changed my bindings. I would like my bindings are kind of crazy, but if you don't like boost being close to your team. Oh, well, I would you I just got to explode it.
Yeah, let me let me see if I can add you real quick. I could put this in an online session.
Hey, yeah, did you get this, uh, friend request?
Who currently not accepting friends got it
What I make you do well, yeah, I'll like I'll make it's where I just literally know where they'd guess this
I'll put in the
It was gonna be back shots again. Oh my goodness. I mean, I'm gonna lie that kind of like a staple in rockin
Yeah, I'm doing it right now. Maybe ever heard of a rule one before
What is going on, so a rule one is where you go like face to face, like a front of your car kind of goes up against someone else's front of their car and you're kind of stuck there.
And it's kind of like, just a well known rule that if you accidentally get into that in a right game, you just each day there, you don't do it.
It's just 30.
Okay.
You're saying, oh, 34.
Oh dude, got JC. No, no, no, no, no, no. Don't listen to that.
Okay, okay.
That's bad, don't, no, no.
All right, I just didn't shoot another one.
Okay, I'll probably that one word.
I'm not like that one, which is good.
I'm maybe this one.
I'll see.
If not, I mean, hopefully we can get some of the word.
Yeah, and we're gonna play duals, right?
Yeah, I gotta get you added.
I don't know how we're gonna be able to do that.
You know, let's actually try this.
Press R2 or...
Are you an Xbox?
Should I join first?
Okay.
Now, let's wait on that just a second.
But I'm trying to get...
You can add me here.
Yeah, yeah.
Tax be here.
Okay.
I just want to like add epic friends and just put this
Okay, my next one
I'm waiting
So, to ask you how long do we play in Rockin' and Crow?
Do you like 10 years?
I have been playing this year. I have like 10,000 hours probably.
I'm waiting for epic user.
You're a toilet.
Hold on, hold on, hold on.
This might work.
Invite the club. Oh my god players reach maximum number of pending invitations
Yeah, I've tried try that dude. Try to never quit
I have you right here in my recent players list, but I can't invite you to anything because people love you
Okay, I just invited you to my club. Did you receive that? Yeah
Yeah, yeah, so except that and then maybe I can add you that way. How much is it that art team?
I think so yeah, art see go to your notifications and you got like scroll all the way to the bottom
So
Did you already accept the club invite?
So yeah, so you're gonna go all though you see like the little notification bell. Yeah, okay, so go to that and then you get a scroll all the way to the bottom
do. Because all the way there is a lot of stuff. You got to go.
Oh my god, nice. All right. That's a start for some reason. It still won't let me
invite you because we're not epic friends yet. Try to delete a few of your like
I'll just keep trying for a second I'll try and remove a few as well if you want to try one more time
We can just hop back into one one do one real quick and we can like do this stuff later
But I just declined to hold bunch if you want to try me again
All right, well, that's fine here
Let's just we'll hop back into one of the one and I switched it to the team size only like one
So hopefully that works, but
Join now I just wait I gotta set it up real quick take
play it together if we can't add each other um I might be able to find a way but it might be
kind of tough just because like I think you might have to like add that person's or a middleman
so like maybe one of your friends could try to add me like if you already have a friend on there
okay I mean double check one more time I'm gonna make you fast with that one
you sound so submissive jiksu I mean he's new to rock and lake man you kind of have to be
I ain't gonna do this stuff.
It's gonna crack match, okay.
Yeah, you're gonna try it.
Damn, I'm gonna join my now.
Don't I have an oath account?
I can try to log into one.
That might actually work.
Okay.
Probably got like an old one I could log into.
All right, enjoy the right now.
Are you in?
No, no, no, no, no.
Okay.
So my chat is reminding me, once you get in the game,
you should go to your settings and see if you have
these sync turned on.
These sync?
Okay.
Yeah.
It tries to like make the frames look smoother,
but it kind of adds a little bit of input delay.
How do I add that?
I go to settings, and then I think you're going to go to
video, and then it says vertical sync.
Just to make sure that's unchecked.
Yep, it is.
Okay, good.
It is.
Also wait, what's your frame rate?
I don't know if you've already set that up.
I don't have a bottom left, I just have like, performance.
Okay.
Oh, he's on console.
Oh, you know what I thought you were on PC?
Oh, shoot, my God.
I don't know.
You should be good then.
All right.
So let's kind of get back into,
They're just like putting it on net.
I'll try and teach you like the basics of dribbling, too,
because I mean, again, dude, you don't have that much time.
A lot of these mechanics and stuff is gonna take,
like, it takes a lot of practice,
a lot of repetition and everything, but like,
I think if we just practice these basic things enough,
it'll give you a much better chance, all right?
All right, so I'm just gonna hit the ball right into you.
All right, and again, just trying to put it on net.
That was good, it was accurate.
It's about the timing of when you dodge, so you kind of want to wait to dodge like right as right before you hit the ball.
If you dodge too early, you're not going to get that much power, and if you dodge too late, obviously you won't get that much power.
So you got, you want to dodge like right as you're connecting with ball like right before hand.
All right.
You trying to jump into it. Nice.
All right, man.
I'm going to hit it for you. Do it again. Do you have any boost by the way?
Yeah.
Okay, okay, here you go.
What's that pretty good on out? All right, yeah, not bad. There's a few like basic mechanics as far as like shooting the ball that we should probably go through
One of them's called a hook shot and it's also kind of like on the base
Excite but if you do it right you can get a ton of power
All right, ready, so I'm gonna follow you and I just want you to try and flip it on there. We'll just do this a few more times. You ready?
A little bit better. Remember you can hold your dodge too. Like a good way to try and go about hitting the ball is
when like as you're approaching the ball you jump once and you have a pretty long time to dodge into it
and so you can use that dodge to aim it a little bit better. So you can you can frontward dodge, you can sideways dodge, all
directly into the ball.
All right.
Yep.
All right, I'm gonna hit to you and again I just want you to try and put it on that. There you go.
Oh, hey go! Oh, the power!
Nice, yep.
All right, one more.
And then after this, we'll kind of switch to a little bit.
I'm a little different.
You're already moving like a lot better though, too.
Thank you.
All right, so I don't pass.
I feel like it's because you're dodging forward now.
Like when you have no boost and you can't gain momentum,
just keep dodging forward.
And then that way you can get super sonic.
Also, when you're super sonic, you don't have the boost anymore.
Like once you see that trail behind your car,
you don't have to keep boosting.
You'll just stay supersonic until you turn, all right?
Okay, what do you think about that?
I thought I was going to die.
I like either use booster to jump up until you
the trail behind your jump hires.
Yeah, see it.
I'm not going to pass enough, you see.
So dodge, like, jump flip.
I just kind of ignore the ball.
I'm just like, keep jumping until you see.
You'll see, like, a really cool trail.
I
Like find it a patch is straight grass and just
Hey, you got it. I keep rump flipping
Yeah, see more Donna
Oh my god, you got it. I don't think you do
Okay, maybe let's just use some boost
Why's the chat back in the chat slap
You'll know what when you see it. So yeah, come over here and grab this boost
Oh, this way, yeah.
So grab that boost?
Yeah.
All right, it's just like, just hold boost down.
That guy, do you see the trail?
Yeah, yeah.
That's super sonic.
OK.
Now what do you think?
That's like the fastest that you can go.
So as soon as you get to that speed,
you don't have to keep boosting.
You'll just stay there, all right?
OK.
OK.
The other thing real quick, I don't know if you've done this yet,
the chat's kind of reminding you here,
go to your settings, and then go to camera.
Let's make sure your camera is setting for decent.
Yeah.
I think I copied Zen's.
So this is, you know, I think it's better
for your camera settings.
Okay. So do you have camera shake turned off?
That box on check?
Yes.
Sick.
All right.
Field of view, turn that thing all the way up.
One send.
Yeah.
Okay.
Distance.
I got mindset to 270, 270.
Yeah.
Okay.
Then we got my heights at 100.
Yeah. Angle is negative three. Yeah.
Stiffness. Point three five.
Yep. And then I think so. Yeah.
I like adjusted them a little bit.
Like swivel speed and stiffness.
That's pretty much just how like the camera
like stays locked onto your car.
Like when you're moving your analog stick and stuff.
Transition speed. I got mine at 1.5.
What's your swivel that?
Swivel sorry. Four.
And then demo transition time, I mean, I have mindset to point three.
That one doesn't matter as much though.
What is it?
Demo.
Yeah, point three.
That's just what I got.
It doesn't really matter too much.
Okay, so now you should be able to like see a lot better, you know, like see a lot clearer
and stuff.
Oh yeah.
See a lot more of the field.
Yeah.
There you go.
Awesome.
All right.
So let's try and get you a little bit better controlling the ball and just like,
we're just going to literally just do this.
You're going to kind of sit there and try to turn it like back and forth.
So the way that we're gonna do this, we're gonna buy this to you, Link. Yeah, in fact, all right
Actually, let me show me what you got. Let's see what we're starting off with here. Okay, don't be afraid of boost a little bit
There you go, okay, nice
So yeah, when you were dribbling right there to get ball can turn on or off
off. Okay, actually not bad. So you want to try and get used to like as you're zooming around the
view like trying to make that slacking. I mean, it was impressive, but like, guys, it's
just first time. Like, he's only played a little bit. Give him some slack here, but they're just typing sound
with the bait. There's no way it was that bad. No, I mean, dude, it was on target. All right. So the way
about it. Let's kind of practice this. I'm going to hit the ball to where it's like sideways.
I want you to approach the ball from your net and you're going to kind of do like this. You're
going to go from the side and you kind of just try to control it like that, right? Yeah. Easy.
Easy. All right. Now if you can, you don't have to. But if you can try to balance it on top of your
car, just a little bit. All right. All right. All right. Here we go. I'm going to hit it kind of to that side.
Again, I want you to approach it from the side and just see what you can do. I'm going to a little bit
Good turn your car around.
Have you just power slide it?
What is power slide?
Oh, oh, no.
Alright, I was noticing you did like a three point turn there.
Power slide.
If you hold down it's square.
You drift.
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
You know, someone got a tell see another.
Ooh.
All right.
When you're turning, you hold down that drift button a little bit.
You got to hold it for that long.
But like here.
So, there you go.
Yeah, exactly.
So, it's learning.
It's learning.
Okay.
That's about it.
Yeah.
Yeah, don't make it progress.
Okay, so, kind of,
base, sue you right a little bit.
Base to your right?
Yep.
Okay.
You won't, you won't, ball came on right now, right?
Yeah, I bet so I'm gonna hit it a little bit. I want you to try it just turn in
Would you
What's up
My fault
All right, so right, you know what we're doing right? Yes, yes, all right. All right. You got it. Yeah
Okay, there you go. That was so you matched your speed to the ball. That was pretty good
Cuz like when you're going for a dribble you don't want to like hit it too hard because then you're just hit it too far
you'll be looking for bullet right? Wait wait wait wait wait we're not dribbling. I have
ball cam off right? Yeah yeah yeah. Yeah. Most time you won't ball cam on unless you're trying to
do this unless you're trying to dribble because when you turn off ball cam then it doesn't really
matter where the ball is like you you're still always in the same spot. So here. Oh hit it that way
to just try and dribble a little bit. Yep yep. Seems like you can. If you can you don't have to.
Again the goal here is if like Muskie makes any types of mistakes you can capitalize off.
Because I guess that I mean no matter what, and like one or two days, you're gonna be as severe
skill disadvantage. So we just want to try and nail these basics down, right?
Probably not enough power.
You just power slid right right away from the ball.
You're a progress here, Andrew.
You're a progress.
But now I want you instead of jumping before you hit the ball, just drive to
I'm directly into the ball and hit it really hard.
He's just hit it really hard.
Nice.
So I'm gonna try and teach you kind of the basics.
Oh, kind of.
You see that every time.
Dude, I'm not even like good compared to some people.
So like, like I said, it's gonna be...
It's tough to get to this level.
He's so...
Right now?
I honestly, I kind of put a set of similar spot.
Like, he really doesn't grind ranked much anymore.
I think like I'm ranked higher than him right now,
But he doesn't really grind at all anymore, but I have played him a lot in like two years in stock, and I'd be in quite a few times
Okay
So you think like if I took shots on you be able to save them
Like you know let me
To Rasterly
I
Did that's it?
Hello, you can hear me. Oh, my fault. It's somehow I I deafened
You did I was talking dude. I was talking to you right now and I was like James you just hit the ball do whatever you can
And you just sat in that and I thought you were chilling for a second
Like to change you were laughing
I
Was laughing because it looks funny
All right, so right now. I'm gonna hit the ball like this just go to the ball and do whatever you can
You're trying to put it on that
Okay, he go and he's keep on just like a packet like like this is life or dead. You've got a score right now
I hear
Like must he just went for an air dribble game is on the line. Oh, you got to do a score one goal. What are you gonna do?
All right, it's your time lock it
Wow, I'm gonna go!
Take it! Oh, I'm gonna go!
Get there!
Bring the team bounce!
Jump!
Jigsie!
Oh no!
I scored!
No!
I didn't have enough!
What?!
There you go!
That is...
No, Chattis Lamping, man!
Oh my god!
You're doing so good!
I've been so you missed the first time.
And you're doing so good!
I was so proud.
So, oh, be honest, do you think I can score on muscle?
Now like that, I'm a man.
If you were to score in the initial touch,
I would have been so proud, dude.
But you, that was, I will say, not that bad.
Let's try it again.
I did it.
Wait, wait, wait, wait.
That's it.
What if you won't be won for my five minutes?
Like straight up, try your absolute hardest.
Jinksy, are you sure?
Yeah, five minutes, just, how am I going to see you?
Right.
I want to see how big the skill gap is.
If you can have the first touch, you go ahead.
Okay. Do you want me to try like this?
Try like that.
Do you like it?
I got a score like that.
You're unfortunately right. I might be that.
All right. Nice. Look at this guy, girl.
Okay.
And there's one.
Okay.
I'm not a scientist.
A woman without me.
Okay.
You can't be honest how many goals you think I can score in the next five minutes?
How do I not be stare
Can you?
Oh, look at this.
Alright, alright.
You take the score.
Don't you?
Come on, go on.
Come on, go on.
Come on, go on.
T-I!
What?
Dude, you can be musky.
That was great.
That was perfect dude.
Oh, I hit you into it.
Don't have a pitch.
Dude, I thought you hit me.
I think that on your own, I might have...
I thought you got the power there.
Oh my god.
Are you using ball can by the way?
Yes, yes, yes.
Yes, you are.
Are you lying?
No, I'm not.
No, no, no.
Oh, how do you dribble like that?
I'm locked in.
I'm not so honest.
He's like a base of the bases.
It must be like way more locked in. He's gonna go crazy.
So that right there, that's what Muts is gonna do to you.
Whoa, that was that.
That was a speed flip.
Watch my car, do you see my car?
Yup.
I mean, that's not even a very good speed flip.
That was like a midway.
But yeah, so when I was saying that a pro player
would literally score 100,000 goals, that's exactly it.
Like, they're just gonna beach on takeoff every time.
They're gonna read the bounce.
And it's gonna probably put it on that better than I am.
But you know what I'm saying, like, it makes it so much easier.
I mean, that was it's you that, all right, you know I'm gonna let you on this kick off all right go ahead put it on that
That's for off-blutting.
How are you seven?
In the air.
Last month he's going to be doing like 90% of the time.
You're going to have to be dribble in the air.
Simple air dribble, man.
It's all about the setup though.
Like your first time has to be perfect.
It's not perfect.
So like pretty much just pop the ball in the air.
You double jump underneath the ball.
And then you use your boots to like stay behind me.
You can teach me how to air.
Airtra?
Jinxie, do you want to try an airtrable in one day?
Yes, yes, yes, yes.
Let's do it.
All right, so the easiest way, honestly, is like off the wall like this.
So you pop it off the wall, and then you're pretty much just going to sit
behind the ball and goose.
To set us to hardest part, we can learn to set up real quick.
OK.
All right, so this is what I want you to do.
The whole goal at the beginning is you're just getting behind the ball,
and you're trying to push it to this mid-do, right?
Now before you jump in like star airyling,
we gotta practice this setup, right?
So you're gonna kind of push the ball forward,
who's still a little bit to gain speed,
and you're gonna turn into it just like that, right?
Let's try that like once we're twice, ready?
Okay.
So come to me and I'll put the ball in the middle,
and you're gonna go straight to like where I'm facing right now, right?
Okay, let me slow it down, let me slow it down.
Should I have ball cam for this?
Yeah, yeah, keep all cam on for now.
All right, all right.
Yep.
They're just doing this a little bit.
I'm going to be honest, this is a pretty advanced one.
This is pretty advanced, you kidding?
Yeah, I'm never, I'm never going to learn how to.
There's really a lot of stuff.
Well, I'm gonna run this.
Okay, do you have any goose?
Big, okay, way, yeah, yeah.
Oh, that was incredible.
Okay, so like you have to,
so before you, like, when you're on the wall,
you don't want to be directly like behind
the ball the whole time, because the ball's gonna do
like that, right? You want to get a little bit of space from the ball and your car.
So right as you go off the wall, you tap your brakes just a little bit. And that way,
you see what my car did? Yeah. Kind of pushes the ball a little bit further.
Okay. All right. Okay. Let me try and you can get on the ball here. Ready? So that's
all you. Good job. That's a good job. Matching the speeds. That's happy brakes.
I'm trying to dribble ball. There you go. Yeah, yeah, that's better
So one thing I want you to try to do is like if you have boost in the tank and you hit the ball
Boost a little bit like you want to try stay close to the block
So I noticed like you'll hit the ball and then you'll just like stay behind it going slow
The moment you hit the ball like keep boosting so you can keep both the ball
Okay
We go
so good.
Okay, there's a few things that I'm, guys, I'm getting there to be patient.
There's so much to try and teach him to shoot him at a time.
Let's just start with hitting the ball consistently.
I think that's a great place to start.
There you go.
Let's keep going.
So that was really good.
Now, if you were to just, like, dodge left instead of double jumping, that would have been
a pretty powerful shot.
Nice.
You see if you're on honestly just like chase the ball around the field a little bit and
and near free time if you even have any I wouldn't you go to free play and do this exact thing
like try to keep your speed up and you're just going to try and hit the ball as much as
stay locked on to the ball. This is what like all Rocket League players do to kind of get better with
momentum and all that stuff.
That's also saying do some training facts. We can do some training facts and I can just like
through your screen too. What is training packs? Oh, there's a lot of good ones.
A lot of good ones. Oh, we'll get there. How much time we got? I got to go in one hour.
Okay, yeah, plenty. It's not plenty. All right, so go to your net real quick. I'm going to hit the ball
to you. Oh, doing it. All right, so yeah, go to your net. Make sure you get like a hundred
boost though. Go grab them and then they go. I'm going to hit ball right to you. Right? You're
I'm going to hit it to me in the middle of my head.
I'm going to use a boost forward and hit the ball real hard, right?
Just like, I'm going to use your boost and just slam it, right?
Okay.
All right. You can either dodge into it or just drive into it.
So I'm going to hit it to you and just hit it real hard.
Okay.
You got to hit it right now.
Did you? Did you not see that?
Wait, I'm lagging, lagging.
Oh, no lagging.
Like in the game?
Whoa, am I getting $1?
Um, no, not again, no fucking way.
Well wait.
I think it's just fucking me. It's not my stream.
It's rockin' me, it's rockin' me, yeah, dude.
Oh, the server got, uh, okay.
Wait, do you think I got $1 in this game?
I think it was just the server messing up.
I don't know if that was someone doing it to us,
or if that was just a crummy server.
I don't know.
We can, um, here, let me do this.
Let's, let's put you in a training pack.
I'm gonna go wash your stream and speculate you.
I'm going to give you some tips.
Okay.
How do I get in there?
Here, let me see about a good one.
I'm trying to find a good one.
Because like there's training facts that you can practice your areas and all that stuff.
Okay.
Let me just try and check it out.
Check it out.
Check it out.
Rock it out.
Yeah.
Oh yeah, dude.
It's, it will just recently in the past like years,
we've gotten detasters.
And now there's like AI bots that legit can be pro players.
It's insane.
Well, why don't we go detaust and rock it out?
To win?
Yeah, they want to get like top 100 and like SSL and stuff and so they can sell their accounts
It's so so
Andrew is so bad
How long is that a couple years so dude? I mean, it's like just recently become a problem and now
Like they made enough dates where it's a little bit better, but it's still like
I was seeing I'm looking at chat. What do y'all think here?
Do you see the silver pack?
All right silver pack, 23.
All right, that's it.
Here, I'm just switch over your stream.
To that city, by the way, I want to see your very helpful ground.
I'm learning a lot of stuff.
I'm flying.
I'm flying.
Dude, it's a lot like, it's very wrong.
This game is so big.
That's what I felt everybody, but once it passes,
like, you know, I don't even know, like, maybe 20 hours or so.
Oh, my god.
Dude, it really does get so fun.
Well, you're behind.
Okay.
All right, I am tuning into your stream now.
So go to play.
Okay.
I got a new cheer.
Yeah, go to play.
Then go to training.
Okay.
And then, oh, okay, so you got it, so you don't like it, like the bottom left when they go custom
training.
And then there's one called silver pack, 20, 23.
We're going to try that one out.
I just didn't silver back 2022.
Oh, no, no, it's basically for silver.
I think no matter what, you'll get some usefulness out of this one.
Oh, this is for silver?
Yeah, yeah.
What do you think?
You didn't end up there.
I think God probably silver.
Okay.
So we're going to just do these a bunch of times until you get them 100%.
Do you think you do it?
Okay.
No.
All right.
So you can skip the replay by pressing A and then Adam.
and then I'm not sure if they have it on console,
but you can like go through certain shots.
Yeah, you can, so like you can use your D-pad
to like navigate like if you wanna restart a shot
is press the left and you can do that.
They're saying plastic, plastic rank.
They like a grand plat might be an afro for you
one possibly.
All right, so let's see, you're on the fourth one?
On my screen?
So try and keep bulk him on the whole time, dude.
Okay, yep, it's on.
Okay, so any time you miss just reset it until you get it like a nice a decent shot
How do I just press left on the I think left on the defense because you can like navigate through the entire training bag
Oh
Yeah, so you want to you want to get like pretty dang good on each shot first
You see that these are really good because they're like the timing
Oh, no.
There.
There.
There.
There.
There you go.
That was a lot better.
And so, what I like about this one is that it makes you kind of attack at an angle,
and the fact that you're using ball can means you're going to end up getting used to the movement of the ball,
like approaching the ball at an angle, because it is really hard.
Alright, just keep resetting until you get it.
Okay, hey, Phil.
That's not too bad.
Doing better.
There you go.
No.
Dude.
Already noticing like a ton of improvements.
Right.
So like another big thing.
This one, this is actually a good example.
I want you to try something here.
So reset it again.
So what that bounces?
So, oh, this is perfect.
So what I want you to do is jump lean your car backwards a little bit and boost. This is gonna be like the beginnings of an aerial
Nice and just like jump lean back don't jump don't don't twice just once but jump lean back and do she gonna fly in there a little bit
Like when you jump once hold back like down on your analogs take a little bit
Yeah, I did it.
That's it.
So just jump?
So you're not, don't jump twice.
You're just jumping once right now, just to like kind of get the vibe of it.
It's kind of better.
Yep. So it's like jump lean back and then you got to boost a little bit, though.
Because you're trying to like approach the ball in the air, so you have to get into the air a little bit.
Everyone say I got your 9.
I did it like 10.
You did a little bit.
All right, put on fire, I'm a little too late.
Oh, no, there you go.
Okay, that was literally perfect.
That's exactly what I was gonna try and get you to do.
Nice.
You didn't really boost that much, but that was pretty perfect.
Cause like approaching a ball that's bouncing is really difficult
and if you can jump and get up in the air
and meet the ball in the air, then you can dodge into the ball
to be like an actual shot on.
That was good.
That was good.
Dude, that's, I mean, come on, you just started.
You're gonna miss the ball a lot more time.
Even when you get better, I mean, I've been playing Ranked Ab, and it's the ball playing.
This is good though.
So don't, don't like it to jumpy.
You want to kind of wait right as your, like, when you're turning like that, you want to wait until right as you're about to hit the ball to like actually jump or else you won't be able to adjust it, you know.
Also, do you like what your dude's button is that?
Yeah.
Well, I was gonna say, so I actually changed mine to the right bumper just so I could like jump and boost at the same time
You would try that real quick. I I when I switched it helped me a lot
So you're gonna go to settings and then I think it's controller and then like change buying that does all the pros do that
Not nothing else. There's some pros that definitely like keep it on like be or circle
It really just depends like a lot of pros definitely do this, but it's kind of like personal preference
like there's there's a big guy like what you're saying. Don't do it. It's up to you. It's total.
Like everyone's got different buying. So it's like if you think it's easier for you than maybe use it. Yeah, but it's like
totally up to you. Okay, also we were gonna I was gonna like try and do this last time. There's a few
pros that also would definitely be down to help if you want like some full-brow like full-blown
my pro players who are halfway a lot better than you.
I think there might be someone in my chat as well.
Somebody's a chat was saying squishy was in here.
Who's squishy was that?
Oh, you don't know. Dude, did you see this squishy muffin shot?
It's like a flash. He did look a ceiling shot and then he like backfliped underneath the ball
and it was like a during a clutch moment.
Yeah, you never saw that?
I don't know, I think Sam is only mine.
As much as I could love to try and get Zen in near, I don't think he speaks to a lot of English.
San doesn't speak English.
Where's Zen from?
There's the France.
Dude, the French did it.
They did it.
They did it.
They love it.
I did it. Let me actually leave.
Put it in.
Yeah, I actually have I have I have
Any of these guys like on my
Just keep doing that training factor, all right. He's gonna have training pet
What a per day that he's down hold on a year squishy is down yet so is squishy a pro
to go. He's a retired for him. If he's pretty much one of the all-time greats though and he
like got really big and rocked a big by posting tutorials, I think he would be a really solid
coach. Yeah, of course I'm down. Like he just retired this past year. He's a multi world champion,
like just guys got it. Oh yeah, we're here. Uh-huh. Wow. Okay, I'm going to take over really quick.
I'm going back in 30 seconds.
Okay, I'll try and like,
you're out of his whiskey in her room.
What's she squishing?
Um, Chad.
Maybe I, okay, probably easier guys.
If, um, I add squishy on discord first.
I don't know if I have him on discord.
I think we're in like similar servers, but I don't think I haven't added.
Guys, I think squishy is like a perfect.
He's a perfect choice.
He's not pro at the moment, but like dude,
I learned how to play rock and lead off a squishy,
This was she like watching his videos back in the day.
He's not taking a V8 break guys. Maybe this who knows.
Change Jinxie's jet dead zones. Oh, did he not change him at all?
I'll see. I don't think I have him added there.
I'll see. Oh, it does me. He's dead. Yo. It's me. He's your match. I think me. He might have
the
swishy added
swishy down here i'm just gonna happen is uh... i'm hoping to stream over
trying to find out at me
there on the trying
we got you got a stop trying to add everybody bro
this is getting excessive
is
is adding on discord eyes that is you know my discord is
is just an ass to you
here go to my discord is once we get him in the voice calls easy
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Yeah, I thought Rocket League was just like car soccer, which it is.
I don't know what you're saying. I mean, it kind of is.
But when you're saying, like, aerial air dribbling, wall, fucking dribbling, fucking speed boosts, fucking dodging.
It's not even more than that.
I didn't know how much shit goes into the game.
You know what I mean?
That's why it's so fun, dude.
The fact that there's so much to learn, it really makes it that much more interesting than that.
He's like, as you get better, if you crave more and more, I feel like I'm going to get into this game.
Like, I feel like I'm feeling like I'm like, what is a reasonable rank you think I can hit in like a month?
Realistically. Like I said, I remember you asked this last time. It's literally like if you grind like an hour every day, you might get maybe silver, maybe gold, maybe gold honestly.
But if you're grinding like three hours a day, four hours, five hours a day, I think you genuinely could get, like,
probably platinum, maybe, like if you, if you pick it up pretty quick, beyond platinum is impossible. You gotta put more hours into that.
Wait, wait, wait. So why is the on platinum impossible?
Just get really hard.
I get there bro.
It is like, like, when you're trying to get to diamond and stuff, you're going up against guys who have been playing for, like, possibly years.
I don't know what I'm talking about, so like, what's the most common rank you think for people in Rock and League?
I think like the average is like, I want to say plaat, maybe?
So like a shot.
I can look at it.
I'm like rock and League ranks.
I'm going to look at it.
Rock and League ranks.
Oh, they're got squishy on this word.
Okay.
Cool.
I do.
I guess.
I'm excited to meet this guy.
He's like one of the if not the go separately. He's awesome. Yeah, my shadow. He's the goat
He is bro. He's a great guy to add in. I
Check the discord guys or check the discord because I think it might like switch it. Oh, group chat. Okay. Okay. We're good
yo
to that city
I have the racks here so wait
So there's
on-ranked
bronze silver
Oh, there's gold, 1, 2 and 3, right?
Yeah, so every rank has that like 1, 2 and 3.
And then there's divisions, too.
What do you mean by divisions?
So it's like, all right, so like in gold, there's gold, 1, gold, 2, gold, 3.
And then there's four divisions for each like 1.
So you, and to get a higher division, you got to get like 2 or 3 wins.
So to go from like gold, 1 to like plat 1, you have to get,
I don't even know you gotta go up like quite a bit dude. You gotta you have a good game session
Wait, so after gold what rank is that?
Plat also high squishy what's up brother?
Oh, squishy what's up bro. Nice to meet you bro. Also nice to meet you. Nice to meet you. Shit. What are you guys like
been been doing what he hasn't been been trying to learn I guess
Well, I'm practicing against musty
because I have to score a gold on him and people don't think I'm going to be able to do it, you feel what I'm saying.
Okay, in my opinion, I think where you need to learn that, what's the situation here?
He has a big lead, right?
He's like, I can't believe I'm going to do that.
I have a 99 gold, he has to score 100 gold.
You have a good lead, yeah, yeah, okay.
He has to score 100 gold, he has to score 1, okay.
Yes, so yeah.
That's how he said this, but you're best, that's probably going to be a kickoff.
Think I'm going your way or gonna be
Probably like him overcoming on an attack
Squishy, so what you should you hold Chad as saying or a mug or
Wait, how many world championships did you win?
You don't only won that one one five lands one one one world
Only one or what's it what you know must he has the tag on?
He's our sub. He's our sub. Oh
Okay, you're actually play
So he's like or is not like a pro so you you
Okay, he's been SSL, but he's not been like provable. So you you have a chance. You have a chance against a pro. You probably would have no chance
Yeah, but like you have a good chance. Honestly, there's so much to learn in this game. What would I would say is like just enjoy
the experience like when you're starting out because you're so much to learn like literally so be
Yeah, I think we can play like the reason or something. Yeah, that's what I was about
I think I'll take up top 10 or now I'm down to run it.
We ran it with stop in and stop and actually you played with stop.
Yeah, yeah, stop it's good.
It's something like DC 2.
Wait, okay. That's a don't ask.
Okay, wait, so okay.
After a plant, what rank is that blue rank? What is that?
It gets time and correct.
What about the purple rank? What is the purple one?
That's true.
And then what if you think one hot pink?
Grand champ is after champ, I think.
So yeah, stop in second high strength.
It's not a good option.
Stop in grand champ.
Yeah, he's really good.
Bro, I remember he used to grind that game all the time.
Okay, I ran the ones with him and he was like playing me like six goals.
Like six, hold it, hold it, hold it, hold it, hold it, shit.
Okay, go to him.
All right, so do you guys want to play three like casual?
Yeah, I'm down. Is that a bad idea or a good idea I mean, it would be fun. I think in terms of you learning quicker
It wouldn't be optimal, but if you want to try it
Okay, they're saying bad idea
Like if you want to are you trying to learn fast or you trying to just like both both learn and have fun
We could just like run a game. Yeah, that's the one one or two one that and then
I'm not going to sell my bro. I'm not going to sell my good plan. You know what I'm fair?
No, this will give you a good idea of what it looks like when people are halfway good though
Okay, yeah
Dude when I told you yesterday that like the skill gap in this game is ridiculous
I wasn't exaggerating
Like it's pretty crazy
Yeah, this is so
We're in a team, right? Do we got to add each other?
Yeah, we got to do that out real quick. That might be tough. Let me um
I have you right here. I'm trying to add you. It just still says the epic use you're trying to invite is not currently accepting invites
You want to try and add me again real quick
Wait, what is I had squishy make without work. You definitely try that
Squishy. You're gonna take it down. I'm on Xbox. Oh
I'll make sure
Well, I was gonna say make sure you got cross-plat turned on. I mean, I think you probably do but that might be how do you turn that off
on console I'm pretty sure it's game play I think either game play or like
interface I mean it's I'm not gonna be able to see it because I'm not on I'm not
on console but just make sure you got that turned on okay across platform it's
on it's on okay okay so the news right so my epic and this one was a
Yes, yes, yes, yes
I don't know if you got to get out of this, but it's like I can't find my actual that's a nice
You have like your actual epic. That's your name
We're I at the point that I'll fish hold against my throat. I got mine and I actually had to like buy it off
The guy wants on
I'm trying it
all of the other teams are just enjoying the game, but that's so good, it's actually so that's the start of my favorite, I've played for 21,000 hours, but my favorite time is the first 1,000 hours of this game.
We've played for 21,000 hours?
Yeah, more than 10,000 hours, since it's really...
How long is it going to take you to become a crowd?
Like, I was already top-hunter in the first one, but I've been top-hunter since then.
I'd like to add you, it's to use for your trying to invite not for the use.
Bro, we're going to use them.
You want them?
Okay.
Switch to your top 100 in the first month of the game.
Yeah.
So back then, they actually had a separate rank for top 100 on the game.
The ranks are going to run silver gold and then flat.
That was like the highest rank of the game.
That's like how you know Balan has like, great game.
Yeah.
Something like that.
I don't know if there's any help.
No, I thought it would remember.
I'll just shut the figure myself.
You know what, Jinxie? I might make you go to the training pack.
What is it to get you to the center?
Okay. You need to go to the training pack.
All right. Okay. Go to that spill for one.
You need to do it until you get it.
We'll figure it out. Let these guys handle it.
Okay.
Trainer pack? Do another one?
Yeah, go to the other one.
Go to the silver one.
The same one I did.
Yep. You did.
That's all what it's all about. I do the repetition. Okay
So you know if I actually
But I feel like throwing you into a high rank freeze to be the winner
They got your hand with the best of the best I feel like dude
I played with some lower ranked friends at like higher lobbies. I mean you definitely can't do much
But like you can just chill and effort it just kind of run around the field
You know how the good time and you might end up getting crazy shot
Squishy I have a question about rocket
Squishy yeah, you probably you all have like a designated goalie
No, no, so you know it's funny about that
at the start of the game, that's how it's supposed to be in the play.
So, the game evolved from down.
So, the best thing in the world, in the first few months,
we're playing Bowley, and then in the ball,
we can see the rotation, so it's a very dynamic,
and everyone has to play over the ball, basically.
So, it's all over the field, basically.
Yeah, it's like a turn-based system.
So, if you're the furthest up, you feel first,
and the next guy would go next, so it goes down the way.
It's kind of like, you know what I mean, it's just like a cue.
And you're kind of in this fast spot, with it.
But you're way of thinking exactly like correct. That was the initial
Evolving shrapnel. Is it a goalie first and let me go?
I can't find this setting right away. Yeah, I'm
No matter what we have to keep seeing in I'm in here. How about right now while we trying to figure this out?
We get this hop in that pride in messing here. I feel like getting something going
Yeah, I'm about to fill up with the starter pack.
Um, here, uh, squishy. I'm going to put in another name and password.
If you just want to, uh,
maybe we can like add each other to the private.
Yeah, it's possible.
Um,
what's going to say?
We should make them a rat.
Like we should, we should teach them like some ratty things that are easy to do.
and basically going about for it, so it's a very easy, also dribble on your heart
and you're just rolling it for it, okay
and you have view of where he is
basically, you want to dribble on an angle, you see where he is
and as soon as he goes for ball, you basically just single jump
just press your jump on one time
and you kind of can fold it with your feet
that's what I like to find it
it's really easy to do, that's like the easiest
like really good players use like a views that's right now
and have no fish
okay
just like me
which I join now
yeah, probably thing
Yeah, this epic thing is going to be maybe an issue, but here at I
So if you I just put the name in password in so if you guys want to hop in there, we get you
And then we could try to figure out how to like that match that sand maybe a surrender quest or turned off. I'm not sure
But we can try and figure out how to like well, they are
Yeah, I mean, you said the same setting on I don't they're also saying we could
for a little private match against bots and party up like that, maybe you think that might work?
To do the max, level bots, yeah, trying to get them out.
Okay.
Well, I was just saying like if we joined into a private match and like, you know, the private
match ended, do you think you could use that party up feature?
The same.
Well, I don't think it works in private, ooh, that's good.
How do you?
That is a dead end.
That is a good idea, yeah.
I mean, we're gonna work with those guys.
Well, I think I, I mean, I have like,
old steam account that we could try to use maybe as like a middleman possibly
we know
we know me to join yeah oh yeah sorry I didn't know if you were still in the lobby
yeah you can join the I put an even password into the discord whenever
did the same as the last one we were in
I added one more one more thing it's at the very bottom of the record
I changed the setting on that big I found it
Oh, I don't know. I can't hear you, man. Yeah, I found this. So thanks to me and that.
Oh, okay. Yeah, we'll see if that's enough. Oh, I'm not getting
spanned for everybody now. I forgot about that. So I have it all.
I feel like that's like the part of our problem. I don't know.
I had to turn them on because we've got to meet people that are just spam adding immediately.
Oh, he's in. I'm in a guess.
All right. All right. All right. All right. I'm kidding.
Okay
Why in the rocket lead you do you do you do this
Okay, what I would say
This is what I was saying this is what I was talking about
He's trying to do this like global ball forward. So try to go for the ball this is a
I think I could just keep doing it over there again so I'm going to get
easier to point where you can kind of like trap there and just hit behind the ball
and then whatever you go, if you'll never really get pie. But the main way
is you're going to score is going to be him messing up his kickoff or him going
like you all in. So if you might go for like a big like solo play, let's say
you guys play solo play. I'm going to try to miss something, but we just
feel like a double right. And then you miss it, you have to try to like turn
this internet is put it off. That's how you're going to score it. Like if you're
going to score it it's going to be this. So that's how I was saying there should
practice just rolling the vaults more than that as fast as possible and like
just getting just getting good at like burning and different. You have a drip
find it now.
Yeah, yeah, I could just see what you have it on me, you know.
X. X. Um. I look you rebound. I don't know how you feel about
We're going to go wait you mean power sliders right power side. Yes, right
I
Look you've rebounded, but you feel comfortable. We're going to go
I
Think almost everything all the people are all people okay, right I think that that hurts you a bit
Am I paying but like almost every player has that like a bumper
Because it just it makes more sense it's more like
Yeah, really, you need to put either like our slide or boost on one of the bumpers.
Having all three of those actions on like the same three,
it's lower power supply to make it hard to find it.
So you want to bind the case, so you're setting,
pause settings, controls, view binding, view change bindings at top,
and then scroll down to, it's as power side.
It's like on the first view and then just L1.
I would put it to L1 there.
That's probably the most important, like, base things to change.
I think, oh shit, is your scoreboard on what?
Yeah, okay, so we have to change that.
So, so we've got the same spot.
Setting, changing mindings and things at the bottom, somewhere here.
No, it's like halfway through.
A little higher than halfway through.
Yeah, then?
What should be open for him? I think are one or maybe open?
I think RB has no original binding.
Yeah, I think RB should be open.
I don't know my boost when I was first starting.
Okay, I'm blinded it now.
Now, what do I do for my win?
Win should I be power slightly?
So, every time there's a few things really important things.
Power slightly is like good for them recovery.
So every time from lending sideways,
do you want to spec me actually?
Yeah, I don't have a solution team and unexpected
Okay, so every time you're turning
This is all power side if I don't power side it's like a really wide turn of a power
That's gonna be a sharper turn you want to tap this button you don't want to fool this button
So whenever you're turning it tap
But it's really important for like
You're landing sideways and you hold your power side you will maintain your
Your momentum so I can literally jump like this playing backward once you can't see momentum and then pull back
It's all right. This guy is tough to keep your momentum every day.
It's less open to information at one time. I can feel it.
It's so small.
I know bro.
And I'm trying to keep it less simple.
I think basically this is really important for fun.
Especially because he's going to do a lot of costs in life.
He's going to make you run for the ball on.
So you have to be good at turning quickly.
I think the main thing you should be doing with this button is any time
those two things, I don't know if you can see me floating this whenever he's like falling down the shuttle and on his wheels
I have not had the chance
I was trying to like what I focused on with him is just trying to like get him to be able to take the ball
Like in general, you know like get a decent like powerful
But I couldn't like use this dodge to be accurate
That was not my co-op
Yes, yeah, I've done so well
I'm like, eloquently.
I didn't even feel that, it's like, seriously.
Okay, so that's part of it, right?
The power slide is what allows it to happen.
Every time I land, every time I land on any position, I'm basically holding my power
slide.
My land side was more than a wheel, than that of some more than a wheel, so what is the power?
I think you power something like that.
Every single time I'm landing, every time I'm in the matter of situation, I'm
I'm tapping it at least and then when I'm turning every turn I'm kind of chatting
and asking about your food supplies. Oh the booster this was like 10k at one point in this
place.
Wait what? I don't know.
There you go. If you really say that because you have it. No, no, it shouldn't be this much
on the other day. Wait, there's only one if you're under the lower end.
10,000 dollars? Yeah, yeah. Or that's the least.
It was an investment back in the day.
People would buy it with the intensity of selling it at some point.
Like they would invest in it, like they would like to move to the best in gold.
It's $10,000 on the scanner of the boost.
On the boost.
The boost is the skin.
This boost was given to people that find the alpha of the game.
I didn't get it from that.
I don't know what's the alpha.
It's just like challenges.
like hit off the wall like this for example like like I said the most the most likely
you're gonna score is gonna be off in over for a minute, right? So being able to take
the ball from here and just like just hitting it towards in that like power
so I think that's literally what we should do practicing and nothing else. That's
gonna be how you're gonna score and kick off. Maybe you should just spam
your mouse against one of those and just try it. I'm not gonna lie it's
sound boring but I think this is literally how you score. Is there any money on
I think 10,000 and Bowser, no, no, no, it must be a slight, I guess.
Okay, so, yeah, you're kick off.
Also, if face powder, you're going to be worse.
It's gives a speed putt, which is a split.
Your face care of is probably going to be like this.
It's like a flip flip, and then just something's going to be again.
It's just not fast enough.
So, trying different delays and stuff like that.
Yeah, makes it enough, I think.
I showed him the speed flip earlier and just like how easy it is when you don't
also speed to dig it to ball around them and I mean like I think maybe just
switching every tick off of might be like do one we just strive normally into it
maybe just do one where you face it a little bit
yeah so are you freaking he's got how are you dribbling on your house
so you can practice that so you might be able to learn that I think it's just
the main thing is because there's so much to learn in this game you don't
I don't want to overdo it right away, right?
You have to remember one thing at a time.
So, that's why I think we should try to practice.
Like what you can easily do is,
you can definitely do this, right?
So, we should try to find a way to implement that
and like a way that's actually makes sense.
So, that's how I was saying earlier,
you're not saying you're blood and angles.
Yeah.
They don't dribble like, they don't dribble to work with it.
Like dribbles, you could see the neck,
because the player's always kind of in the neck of any sense.
Yes.
like I can see the net and the left corner right yeah from like this I cannot see the net
so always try to dribble where you can see your opponent basically you want them in your
view because as soon as they go I could just jump squishy what do you think about like
trying to help him with his defense inside of me it's pretty much going to be like
you must get to the ball it's going to be going to be the last to get 90 gold but yeah
he can go in a strategy I mean what do you even do when you use that low right
I think, I think most of these are also going to play often safe because like I said he doesn't want to give up because of the single gold fan so he's probably going to try to avoid what I said right like he's going to try not to overcome it.
Do you think he's going to play fun a little bit?
I was thinking I was going to make a real like one slippery set and nest his ass boom you can just like quick counter attack it.
I really don't think so. I think he's going to go safe.
I think he's going to do a safe.
You want to take Neldon on him?
What's your name?
Yeah, I'm already in the...
Yeah, I don't know.
Don't actually imagine it's...
You could try everything.
I mean, honestly on defense, one thing I would say is just like drive through where his must be is
and maybe just dive in.
Because if you just go sit in there, he's going to storm you like every single time anyways.
If you just dive in through when he's on the ball,
you might actually have a chance.
I can't even give him a lucky critique.
If must, you know, be me to the kickoff every time.
Should I give him the kickoff?
So let's try it.
Let's try it.
I'm going to do the same thing here.
He's probably going to do it.
And you'll see you in the idea.
I have a little bit of a little bit of a fascinating way to do this.
But you'll kind of have to do it in the other side.
In my opinion, you could sit in that.
But if you sit in that is in a spot.
So what we can do is implement like a little bit of a fake.
Well, oh, let's get us to ask you.
I'll try it.
I'll try it.
You want to expect that.
Yeah, I was thinking just like mixing it up every single kick off.
And if he does like any type of just front flip faker,
Flipfaker. I mean it has to ask you within is like mechanical ability, which is not a lot
That's no
But we see on kickoff when you spawn literally from flip on this bottom
Almost didn't look at you're gonna score. I feel like I'm not gonna lie
I feel like he's gonna score it. See I'm like I've seen the way he's moving. That's actually good for first time
I care
Yeah, you said
Did you drift?
drift what you didn't know now. All right. I thought he's in press it right now
Yeah, if I go full speed, how does he kind of help with that?
So, I think front up on the spot.
I think if you spawn, just front up on this spot.
I kind of a little bit forward if front up on the spot.
This is a fake account page.
So, from my perspective, the main plate looks like they're going,
like it's all in the morning.
Okay.
Try it, try it, dude.
Yes, yeah, yeah.
Okay, but you want to be far forward.
Don't actually go for the ball.
You're not actually going to come off you're gonna get beaten up so literally like as soon as you spawn
Front hook on the spot and then just turn back to your boots
There's a back to your cover in that
You get this right you've actually just sneak it off this
Thoughts it will you know
You mean what I mean
Also like thoughts on the end the way we see him like after after kick off stuff like he shim had a demo
What is that?
But I think it's gonna be
You're super sonic, so when you hit us you're in speed and the boost gets good, you'll get this personal line behind your farm.
When you get those personal lines, if you bump into someone, it'll blow up.
And then they're out of the game for three seconds.
So you've got the game for three seconds, whenever they happen, which is huge in one.
If you get a demo that's huge, but again, it all kind of stems to him being able to roll the ball on pretty quick, right?
Like that's good, bro. You being able to do that. I'm not going to lie like it's so simple with that.
It's going to be just when you do this, right?
All you need is you just need to find the one where he's out of this.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
You just got to put it on there.
I told him that yesterday I was like dude, you'll get like, you'll get at least one.
But you got to lock him.
Okay.
I don't know this.
I've seen like so many people over the years, but I just got to first find your attorney.
And like you're understanding of where the ball going to be is actually very good.
I'm gonna how much of you questions?
I can never play til two days ago.
Maybe you see the guys are different,
but it's time for this crazy dude.
You're gonna stop when you say the hardest game all the time.
I think the guys are just gamers for hell.
They just got it.
They're just a little bit different.
Oh yeah, I can't so bro, you're one too.
What do you mean?
You're gonna get that finish in a month.
If you try to the thing on a thing or you like roll the ball forward,
like if the ball's rolling like this,
just roll it forward to say behind it like that.
push it in the knee and I'm gonna try to fit you. So whenever both of you meet the
ball at the same time it's a bit like this, as long as you're behind the ball just
remember this, as long as you're behind the ball they have to do a lot to get
get it out. This is really hard for me to do anything. You see it like that's bad for
me to go for that. You see where I end up? So you say that against musty, exactly you're
baiting it. If you ever create a weird situation for him? Yes, you're baiting it. You're
getting him to go for a bad, like, bad time.
And now what is this called?
Isn't it like a word or just rat?
This is not a rat.
This is a just rat.
This dribbling.
You're dribbling without it being in your car.
But you're basically going for a fifth.
You're trying to force a fifth game.
So if I go for a fifth game, the better chance
to have him get him bucking, right?
Yes, basically.
But like, you can control them.
So that's not full of bucking.
You should jump by the way.
When I bought a go for it, watch me and you don't double jump,
you're only single.
Well I love to help something squishy.
No way.
No, that's like, that's what's gonna make you have fun later on.
But right now for once, once is a very grounded.
Very, very grounded.
You'd love three, bro.
I'm not gonna like you'd love this game.
I'd be like, actually think about it.
No, he's gotta get hooked.
I think everybody needs to get passionate,
like, first, awkward, stage.
It only takes like maybe 10, 20 hours of just playing it.
And you get hooked.
It's hard to put it down when she did pass that.
Oh yeah.
And if you have to put a play with it,
It's
Yeah
So
Captain Boat
They're spamming my dad like he doesn't have ball cam
It's because my face is covered
It's my cat see
Uh
I'm not a make a wish player
I'm pretty good
Just trying to get it off me when I do it
You'll see what I mean with how hard it is
Try to try to get it off me
Yeah, I got you
Like yeah, I was just like me
Yeah, I do have a sin on defense
Like maybe squish you have a you have him go to like his net
like is net like like big kind of just want to be one a little bit like so it's not
score obviously and it's just having a key challenging you. Yeah yeah. That's probably
that's probably the story. Oh my god. Yeah actually that's true. You're the place
more players than if I'm mostly in sealer. Yeah so I feel like you know I just like
reps and that's what Rocket League is dude like James even you want to learn how
to air dribble and do all that shit. It's just reps. You're going to stuff it first
But just you know, you're gonna do a lot better your hundreds attempt then your second attempt, you know, yeah
Probably really like this game. I'm not going to let it go. Yeah
Yeah, I mean
That's right
Yeah, I want to be part of the
Yeah
Oh, you're not bad at all by the way.
I know it feels bad because you can see people doing more.
But this is good, this is good.
Bro, that's so good.
I'm not gonna lie, that's actually so good.
But single don't, I'm not to lift or maybe no.
So flipping is against good people, flipping kind of takes up the game for a while.
So like, they're just trying to go flip and you're committed to that line.
Oh, wow.
All right, you're committed to it for like a second.
So don't flip unless you absolutely have it.
Yeah, I'm really good so I get it. I'm
processing but you don't know what to do.
Yeah.
Trying to think of it.
Oh, dude.
It's actually kind of crazy to see this.
You're it's crazy.
You're it's crazy to the ball.
Actually, really good.
They're not.
Thank you, bro.
I'm not even trying to think of it.
Actually, it's a good.
First time I swear, probably see 100 different people
If the issue is like, if he goes into air, right? Yeah, like good luck, buddy, yeah, yeah, I don't have to get up high. How do you guys get high like, like, that's a reasonable
Missy, you're, like, the least you've done for the whole thing. I'm stuck in you. I got to get get some boost actually. Yeah, I'm trying to try to do an aerial jump.
I mean, you have to tilt back down.
It looks like a half faster already.
I mean, it's pretty much it.
But just think of it like wherever your ass is facing,
like that's what's going to send you off.
So if you want more height, you got to point more downwards.
Yeah, whatever you're asking.
I mean, I'm going to perfect KCCH to have any space down.
You know what I'm saying?
I'm not.
Hold back, hold back like more.
I'm trying to hit the ceiling.
I hit the ceiling.
There you go, just get a feel of like that, honestly, but
make sure you have like walking on whenever
obstacle games live, okay, all games really important, but once I've got to
want it off, is you want information, if you're laughing information,
also, you said you got to go at, what was the seven?
Yeah, in 15 minutes, okay, I was going to say, if we want to try and get any like 3v3
Yeah, yeah, let's try
That'll be fun
You can you can have an actually
Okay, yeah, so you try and get him and then
Which maybe try adding the knee after that. I have Jinxie and like my club, which I think we can do
Something involving a club or clubs or something like that, but other than that
I don't know how we'd add each other, so maybe he can just get you out of
Private the music in the game
Yeah, this is Bangon, though. That would be one's even better, let's be pushy, what's your favorite?
Hold on.
Hardly, I don't, you think on the water probably, though?
Yeah, it's a classic. I don't know if you don't stop the party, that one's in
Mike, that one in like Tokyo by what is his name?
Yeah, shadows gonna talk about.
You're gonna
Yeah, I just add to you. Oh, oh
But it doesn't have to see
I still weird dude. It was probably I like unadded a few people that probably what it was I can try to add you when we get the same lobby
Yeah, yeah, how do I
What do I do?
First, you're on the manifest, are right trickers and pick it up in the next box?
And then there's a notification tab on the far right.
Should do that.
Oh yeah, I see, I see it.
Nice.
I haven't switched to you.
He's doing it.
Oh, honestly though, like I said, just look out for those main things, like you know
when you're playing right now.
I think it's in a couple of days, a couple of things.
I'm going to try to practice as much as I can before then though.
Oh boy, I think there's so much to learn, like, obviously I love the help of whatever you want
help with, but I think, honestly, it's got to fill out the game and play as much as possible,
like you just play and try to see different situations, and where you see situations
the more will make sense too.
On Iron Ironically, are you trying to like, put in some time off a stream, like play a little bit?
It was just a little bit.
It was gonna play last night, but I was just sick.
Yeah, I was literally going to play like a Hofstraing.
I want to like, Joe and try to get better.
Just put awesome good music just sitting free play.
Like, turn the music up and just kind of up around, man.
Just like half one and three play.
Just hit the ball real hard.
That's usually just one of the best ways to do it.
You get better.
I'm also, I said, I'm a sense of the stuff.
I'm down to how often.
Wait, wait, hey, he's not in here.
Hold on.
Wait, he's not in here.
We got to lead. Oh, we got to abandon. Yeah, yeah, that's fine. We should build a queue again
Not sure why I didn't think I mean there's a show with Q and for you, Jinsie
It says search and I don't see one car in here with me
Okay, I'm really making that's weird. Oh
I didn't see y'all to ask these cars. You guys
It should be fine. It shouldn't matter
like known as a just a classic good set up. So just switch your wheels back to OEMs and you're chilling.
OEMs. So is OEMs like the comp wheels? Yeah. Yeah. Oh, I got it. Oh, I didn't do it in time.
No worries. Wait, this is a public game. Oh, yeah. And real people. So they're going to be good.
I'm not joking.
I'm not kidding.
That'd be all right.
They can be our apricot like me.
It probably could be like, champ.
They're not going to be champion.
Alright, they're not going to be like diamonds.
Nice, which is how to tell the scamer.
I'm telling you though, they see this focus on like the paying attention in that game.
You put it must be like, every time he's over-committed or the kickoff feels like having
your favorite is try to find the way to accelerate.
When he's dead no way, you know.
You see, you know, you look at the stores where bro looked at his title.
title.
It's not as low as rock. Yes, it's low.
Broccoli players do not load into a game and see RLCS season 6 for a champion.
On the other day, that's pretty good.
Oh, that's got a good save.
Thanks, user. Thanks again in there.
You guys are welcome.
I'm going to sit in that row. You just get active.
Yes.
You can get active next time.
You know the ball's already. You know that.
You can go up the walls as well. You can drive up the walls and stuff.
So that's really important. Really valuable. Going back for it under your defensive path.
Good. Good.
Dive up the walls to like challenge. Yeah, like that.
I don't think that's just the ball. Yeah, guys.
No, just keep going. You'll get there.
I'll sit in there. I'll give you space. I'll sit in there.
See you.
So like jumping in the air and like doing aerials is it takes quite a bit of time
like they're having all that stuff it's not the same spectator of the
Ok we got to go
It's a this is
What's on it's the like learning how to do like positioning and all that in 3-3 is also
It's up
Oh
Oh
It feels so
Like normally just like a normal walk on you're like
Oh, it's my fault.
It's what they feel.
Like a normal sock, you know how like everyone has like a position on the field?
Yup.
Kinda similar in rock, like you just like rotate.
Yeah.
Like the first guy's like the striker kind of,
and the second guy like the mid-fielder, not a...
Yeah.
It's...
Yeah, it is just like really dynamic.
It's shit to ass it.
Like you start.
Right, you guys are disgusting.
It's 20 like if you played against literally anybody that's slightly of a higher ring
you would just think you exact same. There's just no way to get it.
That's just ill that it's just one.
And honestly, SSL right now it's like everyone's so good that it's like the game. I don't know
how to explain it. The game's like slowing down because like no one wants to make a play
because it's so we can defend the play. I mean it's like one of those situations.
Everything's so mad and mad, I guess.
Brother typing 23 goddamnit.
Do you see, I'm sitting in that bro, you get in there.
Bro, it's always a bomb, the ball's always high up.
You gotta try like a attack where you think the ball's going to be.
That's like part of positioning.
So like don't go where the ball is right now, go to where you think it's going to be in like two touches.
So like it's in the air now and then he challenged him.
So you gotta kind of like play a little bit defensively, like sick kind of on our side of the field.
And then wherever you kind of like play the 50 so when they connect in the air you try to attack wherever that land
Alright, I'm just I'm laying back to you so you can just get in there. Oh nice shot
How can you threaten the air dude
Bro, you're really into fucking air
They see if you give it a thousand hours. Oh, you got it. You gotta give it a thousand
Yeah, I just, you know, just like a year of your time and you'll be there.
That's the problem with this game. There's a so fucking part of this game.
It's so hard.
I know, I feel like everything's so, it's all about me.
Can't get to that.
Oh, pop off.
We'll leave you a little smooth.
You see, you know what else you can try to do?
If you can kind of board this, you know, spectate,
You can instead of like focusing on the ball go grab those and just like try to demo one of them
So go really fast and just drive directly into one of their cars. Oh nice
Because like if you could do that against Musky bro, you could just easily push yourself in good vibes
Okay, that is pretty good. That one one's as big as you get him up the game for this second
But just help to risk you when you can take your feet and get to what I'm not gonna do that time
or 100% natural.
All right, you can get in there.
I'm still alive.
Do you understand?
There's a fast hit.
That was good.
It takes a lot of time.
It's good because you go back a couple out of here trying.
But basically there's double jumping,
but you're tilting back in between jump 1 and jump 2.
And the whole thing goes all the time.
It's a beyond as how many of those words did you understand?
It's zero.
It's zero.
But I'm saying can't remain to yo be.
To be fair.
Cock, yo.
You know how you're a double jumper in terms of currerear and arials?
Think you're like the fore.
You do what you're doing is.
It's just doing that.
But at the same time, in between your first jump and your second jump,
you're pulling back.
So you have to like, like, two of your seconds.
Explaining it alone, you'll never get it.
You'll never be able to.
You have to try it if the puzzle's time is real.
Yeah.
I think the best way that I was arrearing like early on
was, like I said earlier,
When you just jump that first time, just kind of tilt your car back a little bit.
Don't worry about doing the second jump just yet.
But in order to fly and aerial correctly, just jump once, tilt your car backwards,
and then you're like, boost into the air.
Yeah.
That's hard, like, not getting ahead of yourself, even yourself.
And you want to do all these crazy things, but you have to take a look slow.
Like, I want to recommend learning the past really, yeah.
It's hard, you don't want to let me do your stuff there.
Oh, you don't know the pen jinx you got this one man.
How's the time not over?
Oh, you give it just in gold man.
The ball.
The game doesn't end until yeah the game doesn't end until the ball hits the ground.
Oh.
They're just keep going.
So you can sing up like five minutes.
Oh, yeah.
I mean, I don't know if you can get it.
You get over under a hundred points points. Yeah, how do I get it?
How do I see? You'll see it at the at the like baffer game screen over under a hundred
I got a 10 10
You get a lot of points for saves, but you like 75% is a hundred for a goal. I think
Then 75% on a goal line ways can bad
I mean not if you win not if you
Yeah, sure, sure.
Doesn't matter if you, you know, be in the other team.
Holy shit, I have the Tony smell statin.
Oh my god.
Honestly dude, you really aren't even on the whole time though.
I felt very like supported.
Bro, yeah, I don't know how you guys do that air dribble shit, bro.
Nah, dude, the moment that you like actually get to the point where you can air dribble,
game is real fun. You won't be able to put it down.
Wait, I want more.
Yeah, I'm done. Have you changed your sense?
I don't know.
I think your dead zone, I'll bring you a change that for sure.
What's that idea?
Oh, he's real quick, go to your settings, go to control,
and then change your control to 0.05 or 0.07.
Okay.
And then change your dense, like 1.3.
We'll hold it down, please.
No, don't worry.
should be in the same tab as your control order done if you change that early is it
aerial sense during sense both what do I change it one point three
that's like yeah I'm going to the point five both of those are like free common
amongst pros but definitely change your control it doesn't it's gonna make you feel
a lot lighter it's gonna feel more sensitive but I don't want you yeah you want to
I'm not feeling like a brick. It's possible.
That's right.
It's the goal.
You got such the ball at least five times this game, right?
Okay, at least.
I do better than you got that.
We're in front of you, right?
I'm trying to get you a goal of you.
I have to look at you wearing a ball.
I feel like every time I'm about to cross the ball, somebody else's fucking good there.
So we come up before your bubble tree to fix it. It's a little bit. Oh, it's too
So remember trying to go where the ball is good. We think it's gonna be
So she how are you in the side
Get there
All right, there's number two here's number two
Oh, he's pushing. Oh, shit.
I'm not gonna let you climb. I'm gonna let you climb.
I'm gonna let you climb.
Where are you going? Where are you going?
Good.
You have to fight and get a slower vibration on.
Yes, I'm gonna say, oh, like, no.
You all feel it, I've all.
Okay, okay.
There's a few settings that you need to make.
Offer shirt and just make the introvert.
Alright, where are you?
You see, I'm not leaving that, it's all you right now.
You want to go steal some of their boots and just die.
Yeah, I did. Just have fun.
Still don't miss.
Alright, let's deliver this. That's always a good scratch.
Just probably don't need to go anyways, push yourself.
I'm squishy. How the fuck are you doing that?
How are you doing that?
You're fast with me.
You're doing good shot, you're shot.
I'm sorry about this. I'm sorry. This is going to be you if you want to.
We're getting there. Oh my god.
He's training facts.
All right, so yeah, come back here.
Get this corner of your street.
Get the full boost.
So like, it always is better to try and get the full stuff.
Hold on, hold on.
Actually, I've never seen this.
Shack or chat with that.
All right, so also, yeah, on kickoff, you see,
especially for lower range.
I'm going to try and like go grab some boost first.
So it's like, kind of chasing the ball and the kickoff.
You're grabbing some boost.
That way you have a hundred.
You just don't use it until you need to use it, you know?
Okay.
Yeah.
Can I sit midfield?
Go go a forward, some behind you.
Got it.
Get a little air, go ahead, I'm trying to hit him.
Yeah.
Okay.
I'll hit you.
I'll hit you.
Close.
Try it.
Try it.
Actually, you're good for this one.
So now go to like Rotate behind us.
And that way you can like approach the play like that.
So kind of go all the way back to net a little bit.
Okay.
maybe turn around, kind of going to go back with it.
It's so horrible.
Nice.
Nice to take you dive in, going, going, getting in there.
That's a big shell.
Big shell is in there.
Hold on to the fast, it gets much.
Nice, okay, so you go like middle, you're like kind of sit in right in front of that.
right in front of them, oh my god, holy shit, it was an attic in the school all the time.
No shouting, no shouting, no shouting, it was a corner, really, what was your sentence?
How old are you?
How old am I 25?
I'm old, but I'm old and missing.
I'm gonna tell you to like,
and be old.
Yeah, oh yeah.
I, I, I, I encourage it.
Right, right, right.
Oh, wait.
That's actually good like you're just being there like your presence actually face something
I'm not even trolling like that's actually a trap
So a good it's like rule of thumb if you ever like just feel like you don't know what to hell
Went in doubt real tate out so if you're just like sitting underneath the ball you're like what in the whole
We shit is happening just go back to your net and then attack
Just like you know when you first start you're just gonna be underneath the play like not knowing what's happening
And when you're like that, just like turn away, I turn around and just rotate into that and then then turn into ball
All right, I'm trying to get this middle
I got it. Okay, yeah nice to skin. I like that
I'm looking for the one who's the best one.
I'm looking for the one who's the best one.
Not dude.
I'm looking for the one who's the best.
This is the first dead game.
J.C. How would you feel if we got you going, O.T.
Well, we got him.
We got us try it.
I'm gonna do it.
Okay, hold on.
It's good, see.
Here we go.
Take it.
You there.
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
Wait, take it.
Okay.
Wait, what happened?
You're there. You're still there.
No!
All right.
No, no, no.
It's still there.
I'll pick it up.
I'm getting ready.
Get out of here.
Get there!
Oh, yeah, get there.
Oh, I guess you got this.
Rock, you got this.
Okay.
Oh, yeah.
Always left side goes.
For like, if there's a multi player's on pick up,
he's always on pick up.
Oh, I don't know.
I don't know early.
I think you've got to do that too.
I don't know early.
Yeah.
I don't think that really makes you this bad.
No, I think it's a freaking free for all for this one.
Yeah, it's good.
Nice.
My guy.
Y'all you there, jixie there, jixie there.
jixie there, jixie there, jixie there, jixie there.
Oh no.
Let's go.
Let's go.
Let's go.
How am I just like it now?
Yeah, yeah, there we go.
All right.
Thank you.
Jack, stop fucking laughing.
You shot a dude.
I'm just like a puppy's.
I'm just like a puppy's.
I'm just like a puppy's.
I'm just like a puppy's.
I'm just like a puppy's.
You said that.
Cool?
Yeah, I did it there.
It's there.
Look, yeah.
I just honestly like trying to say like right there in front of that.
Just like linger around that spot with it.
Oh, no, no.
Oh, no.
Oh, don't you see?
Yes, you there?
Yes, you there?
Yes, you there?
We're getting you this gold bro.
That's coming.
Let's go.
Yes.
Okay, thank you.
Yes.
I'm going to get you.
Yes.
I'm going to get you.
Yes, right.
Close your sister.
Ah, I'm going to get shot.
I missed the ball again.
Oh, he's coming there.
I'm gonna get some boost.
I'm dying for those.
I see you, I see you.
I see you.
I got those second ones.
Be fine.
I'm here.
I'll hold the back of my mind, boys.
Yeah, first one.
I'm gonna hit it.
Oh, I'm getting deep.
Where you got your morning.
H&C I can't help but notice you are currently AFK
I was like Loki on me I was just so perplexed by G&C not me at all
I was like no way he'd be seen real
There's so close in
I was just driving around
I got that. I was just like, I got like $1.
Hey, that's progress, man. A little bit more every time.
Better the last game.
Also dude, like I could tell as we played those two,
you actually got better with your rotation.
Like you did get like progressively better.
That was pretty good.
Thank you, thank you.
Guys, genuinely thank you, bro.
Like you.
No worries. If you want to learn anything,
I'm not on the health option, I don't know.
Yes sir.
Guys, thank you so much for like I'll go now
Alright, I'm down the practice again soon, okay, of course. Yeah, I'll always down. I'll be better
That was fun
Right, I don't want to climb this game chat
I don't we call those
Let me call those. Let me call those. We are in this discord dude. I need this
discord dude. How do I have chat? Jambo call those about a call those about
a call those.
I'm going to call those, right?
Okay, chance of those lives.
Shadow of Popcorn 1 is due shut the fuck up.
Shadow of Popcorn 1's bro.
I fucking influenced that.
fucking influenza.
Holy smoker.
Chound not a smoker, bro.
I have the fucking flu.
This is not from vaping.
This is not from vaping.
You cough like a toddler.
Shut the fuck up dude.
Jazz loves laugh?
I texted him. Let me call him. Let me call him. Let me face that one.
Let me face that one.
Champ-based, got it close.
Bro, it's not tuberculosis, Champ-it's influenza.
It's influenza, Champ-it's influenza.
It's influenza.
You sound horrible.
You'll know what's up, bro.
Yeah, bro, you ready to play?
Um, can you give me life continues?
Bro, we're already 10 minutes late, bro.
What do you mean, lady?
Dude, we're gonna start at 7th.
Oh, shit.
I can't do it one like what's going on.
I am the hideous thing.
You're gonna have 15 somebody.
I'm just gonna start my shit.
All right, you need 15 minutes?
Yeah, you're gonna have 15, 16 minutes.
16 minutes, all right.
All right, but.
Yeah, this guy's a fucking idiot.
Yeah, 15 minutes.
Let me play another rocker again.
How do you?
Wait, I do 10, 10 castles?
How do you 10 castles?
No, cancel search.
We're competitive.
What do you do?
I'm gonna keep training, I'm gonna keep training, I'm gonna keep training chat.
I gotta get level 20.
I can't be leveled to one of these, bro.
So chat, if I just keep playing, catch a roll to I'm leveled up, try to keep
up and up.
Challenges.
Where's the challenges?
Where's the challenges?
and
change the challenges
all page
I'm gonna play a game.
I'm gonna do 3v3.
I'm gonna do 3v3.
I'm gonna have it in 2v2.
I'm gonna do 2v2.
Check, do I look around from this?
Do once, okay?
I'll do one more.
I look around, nice, okay?
Is that just kinda level up?
I don't think we're ever one of you on.
Let's go.
Then against break out.
You two at.
All this guys are five versus a move.
Yes, yes.
How do I fucking miss?
Whoah!
Whoah!
Oh, why don't Matthew, what am I being wrong?
Save that, what a save.
Oh, this gas therapy, this gas therapy.
I don't believe it.
Got it, got it.
Oh, this guy's fucking good!
Oh shit, oh shit.
Nice good detail.
I'm losing to a bar.
Let's do it, ma'am.
Oh, my God, my God, what?
There's no fucking way to get them to hot!
No fucking way!
I got good shot picked. Good shot. Good shot.
Holy shaves like mad on the water.
Yes, yes.
Brother Skitt is not a bomb, I don't care.
I never listen, I never listen.
We never see it again for like a couple seconds.
Come on, come on.
Yes, yes, no.
Yes, good shit.
Good shit. Come on, come on.
Wait for a slide?
Are you fucking kidding me like are you fucking kidding me?
Yes, yes, yes, yes
I gotta come back right now
Oh my god, oh my god, this is so much less.
Oh my god, I'm going to get you sick.
Yes, no.
This fucker is fucking cheating!
Yes, yes.
I get dizzy from your game plan, just I have a lot of dude, that you know, you don't
Perfect? Perfect?
Perfect?
Perfect.
I can't go! I can't go! I can't go! I can't!
Fuck you! No! No! No! No! No! No! No!
I see you.
The squad I'm gonna sell.
Yes!
No, no!
Don't let them off.
Just don't let them off.
Just don't let them off.
Just don't let them off.
Don't let them off.
that guy was not a bot that guy was not a bot
that guy was not a fucking bot
I don't care where anybody says that guy was not a bot
it's play not a bot
Check the only way I'm gonna get better is if I grind.
We won't.
Check the only way I get better is if I grind.
We won't see rematch, wanna rematch?
Go.
Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. No, no, no, no. No, no, no. No, no. Yes.
There you go. Oh my God. Go! No way you say that.
We hold it. Most people.
I'm doing good, I'm doing good, I'm doing good, I'm doing good, I'm doing good!
No man.
Top in!
Top in!
When the sky starts having me, you still the sky.
No, no, I was so good on my guard.
Yes.
Yes.
Yes.
No.
No.
I'm the two in the middle.
Fuck off, don't do this to me, don't do this to me!
Just a boy with the tight little ass!
For this case!
Yes, yes!
Don't jump, don't jump.
Yes, yes, yes, no.
No!
Oh, once you get that great of a man, you gotta rock him.
And that's my friend.
Shit.
Hold up, hold up.
Nice, good deal, good deal.
That's an awful wall.
Wait for the bouts.
No!
Oh no, oh no, oh no, oh no, oh no, oh no, I gotta see you see me, see you see me,
Nice, run them off, nice, nice, okay, this is good, hold me, demo, demo, demo, come on,
First level goal.
First level goal check.
Round two.
Wait, we got it.
First level goal check.
Play a little bit of defense. Nice, good beat.
Play a little bit.
Good, oh god, not really. Oh, that.
Come on. Yes. Yes. Yes. Perfect. Perfect. Just relax relax.
Number one, last player. Oh my god. Perfect.
It's gonna roll. It's gonna roll. Here we go.
Front left. Is it gone?
What?
What? Yes. Yes. Yes.
Fuck.
Can't do it good, right?
Nice.
Well, this kid is so good at Goldie.
Nice.
Fucking get in there to get in there.
Nice.
Got it.
Got it.
I miss the ball.
My eyes hurt watching you play.
I'm getting dizzy.
Rocket pass key up.
Already looking better, thank you, bro.
Thank you.
Can't block the end of a rock?
I'm blocked the end of a rock.
Sun, we need to have a talk.
Bro, check how bad I actually am.
Be dead, yes.
On a scale of one to ten,
break my rocket defense skills.
negative 1, 1, 2, negative 8, negative 9, negative 1, probably a 1.5 geniemanly.
Oh, you schemas the best salt.
You schemas the best salt, dude.
You mad at you, man, I'm not talking more.
Oh, no, I'm 15, man.
I'm not talking more. I got you, I'm not talking more.
I got you, I'm not talking more.
I'm so stupid, dude.
Watch it, dude!
Watch it, dude!
I'm addicted to this fucking game!
Oh, shaa, shaa, I have the flu, bro!
I have the bad flu, bro!
Try to power a slide, boy!
I'm gonna try to power a slide, man!
Did you get that voice from too much dick?
Uh, bruh, this is from the flu, bro!
This is run the fucking flow
This is from the flow jackass not dick
Check shop
shop
Oh shit, I was I'm still curing
All right, yeah, this guy looks like a real player
go
jump so much, you know what I'm proud
go
No, he's the wall.
This is boss.
Nice.
I want to demo him.
Nice.
Oh my god.
There's an open net bro got damn it. I can't be missing it. I'm opening that
He gets so 40 and I'm all open that
Break away break away boost break away
I'm going.
Breathe out.
I'm gonna make it!
Let's go!
Can't do it way better than yesterday, bro.
Go.
Oh my god, please do that.
Oh, go! What a dumb ass!
My grandma could do better than you. Shut up, fuck up!
Come on, come on, fuck it, fuck it, fuck it.
Shit, fuck it, fuck it, fuck it, fuck it, fuck it, fuck it.
I'm getting so much better. I'm getting so much better than I was yesterday. I'm improving so much.
Oh my god.
I'm getting better, dude!
I'm gonna prove it, Jack.
Nice.
I wish they gave me better vibes for them.
No way.
Sony, what the can do if they tell me you saw me?
I'm gonna prove it, Jack.
Nice.
Oh, I missed.
I wish they gave me better vibes for them.
Oh, my God.
No way.
Sony, what the can do if they tell me you saw me?
I'm gonna prove it, Jack.
I'm sure they've got to mention it.
Prophets in my second day, not bad.
So my first day was only 20 minutes in the middle of the house.
I could actually see myself crying these days.
Come on, I'm good shot.
No!
Come on, good shot!
No!
I was a good shot, I thought he was a good shot.
Wait, fuck up, jump to him.
Jump to him.
Jump to him, jump to him.
Jump to him.
We got him, we got him, we got him.
We got him, we got him.
We got to shoot.
Come on.
Yes.
Wait.
That's my team, right?
Yeah.
Most calling, no he's not.
Round one of Grindel's games, my friend, huh?
I wanna get play.
Nice, come on.
Please.
I might have been my best dog yet.
It's not yet dead ass.
Bro.
Fuck.
It's learning shut up!
No, no
We forgetting for sale. They're getting for sale. Chapter getting for sale
They're getting for sale
Chapter getting for sale. If you know you know
Oh, farmer, farmer
Fum!
Fum!
Fum!
Fum!
Fum!
Fum!
Get this, and this is...
Seize him out.
Fum!
Fum!
Fum!
Wait, wait!
Fum!
Fuck.
What a shot.
What a shot.
Low speeding?
No, it's not a low speed.
Low speed.
Low speed.
Low speed is not waiting.
Low speed is not waiting.
Low speed is not waiting.
Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, fuck, no, no.
Lost his guning?
No, he's out of the room.
Hahaha!
Haha!
Is it shot?
Kat is so hard, daddy.
We're doing good though.
Wait, nice.
It's a personality!
No!
Fuck!
No defense defense defense defense defense defense defense defense defense
Nice nice
Jamotja
Jump nice
No, no, no, no, no
Now you fucking key, bitch!
Sheet with the one-on-trace gifted! Sheet put it in my ass!
Sheet put it in my ass, bro. Put it in my ass!
Put it in my ass, sheet!
Lo said give him a few is warming up. Okay.
Another one there.
Another one.
Another one.
I'm addicted to this game, bro.
Shadow thinking about Chetton.
Think about Chetton.
No.
You've all said you're trash, but I know we can't.
No, we can't, but most of the fucking live gets shut up.
Nice, nice.
Wait.
Dude, let's go, I'm actually locked.
Bro, this is a good game.
Do you see your voice is turning me home?
Sending hate from the stands from the stand my god
Chad did the head dribble thing. I did the head dribble thing
Sending hate from the stands
You y'all see my shot. You y'all see my shot. You y'all see my shot
That was my best shot again. You y'all see that
He's all seen there.
What do you think about him must be in a couple days?
I'm hoping I'll bring him.
I'm just training.
Oh god, oh my god.
Please, please.
No.
But that was my best shot ever.
That's ours.
Oh, it's a nice dog.
Come on.
No, no.
Nice.
Okay, that's going to bounce.
That's going to bounce.
Fuck.
You're voice is turning me on.
Hey.
chance anybody sending love tonight or it's just sending me
when it's most most is in my time and it's just not the thing
No, sending hate from Mars, don't be give out of thank you, no.
Just go out and party, we don't have to follow up, son.
Nice. Even I have to follow up, son.
Send a hate from Scotland.
What's the point of saying? What is the point of saying you're sending hate from Scotland?
Get worse soon, hate from New Zealand.
Javocca's ready, he's gonna pass.
All right, never mind, we're gonna run into each other.
Oh, me, daddy-cha, daddy-cha, oh, me, oh, me, daddy-cha, please, BATCH!
Nice chance.
Bap it.
Fake call, bro, why would I fake a call?
That doesn't even make sense.
What do I gain from faking a car shut the fuck up?
I have influencing you as wife
That's out of ink
Come on the underage it under it can under it nice nice right there right there
Pass it in pass it in pass it in
I'm saying I'll win this game right now, you might have to be.
Merrano!
Chop!
Merrano, stop.
Pass it, pass it, pass it.
Fuck you, man!
Nice, come on, this is my chance. This is my chance.
Hold the flu gets worse.
Bro, what type of message is that?
You hold my flu gets worse.
Nice! Nice to work on!
Three gold, three gold, three gold.
Oh my god, right there.
I'm still fucking bad.
Hell faker hate from others.
No no no no no no no no no no no I'm getting better bro
Yeah I'm getting better
Yeah I'm getting better
Bye, 80 out of the good
but
There's this mother fucker about the hour later by eight. I'll be good
By eight. I'll be good
Chetless watching SSL game, but I
Let's see, bro.
Oh, shot, shot.
Check, good idea, right?
I didn't shot.
Shadow and what I look good about these
Catch it I buy these
Now
No
What should I buy?
Where that looks clunky as fuck
Is that Mercedes?
But that's a Mercedes
Fanny, check what you're like by
Check where's the Fanny
What do I go first one this one that's a fan
Foundles
This isn't
chat, which one's the fanak
This one
Wait, but how do I do it? It's customized like his
It's about my face.
He got a shot by this.
Can't, what does this do with my biden?
So what does this do?
It's the best car.
Can you please revive my grandma?
Obviously, I can't, bro.
Rest in peace to her down.
She's a wonderful woman.
But obviously, I can't survive your grandma.
But I'm resting in peace to her down.
Can't, this one, you think?
Wow, what?
best hit fox it has the best hit fox purchase bundle
25 dollars 25 dollars
What about you?
What about you?
What about you?
What about you?
What about you?
What about you?
What about you?
20 dollars.
I'm buying it.
Shadow will leave my card.
I don't want to leave my card.
I don't want to leave my card.
Okay, it's 21 dollars for that, Fennec.
Wait, so this is the best hit box.
What do you mean by best hit box, Jack?
Thank you for your purchase, thank you for your purchase, fire up your game, and have fun.
Did I buy it?
Oh my god, I bought it.
Sam, it.
Best hip-hop.
Oh, I bought it.
new item, Fennec, import body, equipped.
Deluxe wheels?
Why got so much stuff?
Can't say I don't think a rush.
Oh
Chad, Chad is sick with everything
Chad which wheels
Which wheel should I use?
Why don't we daddy? Chad is no way to buy you guys, Skint
Those ones, I actually have a war on now, I actually have a war on them.
That's my gold explosion!
Rhoh.
Do my guy at the end or I know.
How do I change colors?
Chemocolor should I use?
Chemocolor should I use?
Chemocolor should I use?
Which one?
You're the toughest?
Chemodista?
Yellow?
people are saying y'all are over there
oh y'all don't think so
my drink
pink looks good too
bro pink looks good
match out what's out of the blue this one
what's out of the blue this one
Purple.
Bro, I'm calm now.
Jai look calm.
Bro, I look like a bro.
I look like a pro.
Jai do anything else.
Anything else?
Purple, let's go.
Put standard, we've done.
and
another boost
face standard
Secondary color, oh, accent, what accent?
Black accent?
Chess, that look good?
Black accent?
Well, that looks good.
I will call it, bro.
That looks good.
This looks good, y'all.
I don't even play one more, we're going more.
I looked at the eye-looking now, it's the eye-looking now, I'm all stripped out.
I don't call this spot.
Plain challenge.
Where do you go to play challenge?
Can't where do you go to claim challenge?
RV?
Whoa!
Nice!
Well, you can reward.
You can reward someone.
This song's good, huh?
I can't lock him, I can.
I can't.
Can't sell a 30-year-old, punk.
I promise you take a close of garlic in a table spoon of honey.
Every day you'll be good as new.
West, left your medicine on out bad.
I'll try that again.
I need my mom to be trying to.
Can my car looks good?
Can my car looks good?
My car looks good.
My car looks good.
My car looks doing it out
Oh shit, oh shit
Training for mask each eye
No, fuck fuck fuck
He's right there. Nice. He's right there. Oh no, oh no
Oh no
Nice. Nice. Okay wait, it's coming in, coming in, coming in. Don't go that. No.
Oh no, oh no, I'm going to just go into this room.
I
Can't say real people
Oh, he's a real people
There's a real people
Nice. Nice. I got a lot. More to me. Hey, hey, hey, hey. Nice. Shit. I got this, I got this.
Fuck!
This might first get into that scope again. No!
Okay, we're good, we're good.
No, I missed it.
No!
No!
Nope!
Good save, good save.
I'm fucking getting it.
So hard to track.
Oh shit, what's your name?
There's a pattern going on.
No.
Nice.
Nice come on.
I barely miss it.
I'm not gonna play it.
I'm not gonna play it, I'm not gonna play it, I'm not gonna play it.
But these guys were so good.
These are definitely good.
For what's that, he's an expert.
He's an expert.
That's a good summer
Where's my teammate like AFK?
Where do you want me to punch you in the face?
Thanks, move, thanks
My teammates AFK
Thanks, new
What's my secret? If you don't want me to, how is that fair?
I got a bomb
What the fuck?
You will AFK that class?
No.
This is fucking a mess.
This is fucking embarrassing.
But it's having a little bit of a fuss.
But I have a little bit.
I got something on the chase.
Can't help off of you.
This is fun.
Nice.
I can't help you, let's move from now on.
But this is embarrassing.
Let's get into it and do it often.
It's like you're making a difference.
Oh.
More shot.
More shot.
What a shot!
Dead ass!
Dead ass, what a shot!
No actually, what a shot!
With that front flip, she is open, char.
More than you are in there.
One hit was in two.
Not bad for a second, baby, bro.
Nice?
Come on, up low.
Oh
We were this look aback we come back
First night's a name trial oh no oh no
Okay, I'm already learning that night if I'm like either spawns behind I should
check if I'm the guy that spawns behind my ship
go to me
easy
let's get that to the pissing me off
what do you mean easy, what's the strategy to have to be?
GG, GG, no nobody's even talking to you.
Can't slow strategy.
Is slow strategy, is slow strategy?
Can't slow strategy?
Is slow survive?
From those steady, be ready yet.
Seven and it's eight.
Oh
Do my voices fuck
Is low slide
What is RL FX全部 is that?
RL FX
Oh, what's this live?
Most is live, okay?
Chavobos is ready.
Okay, Chavobocolo's.
All right, Chavobocolo should be on a rocket league again tomorrow.
I'm having fun on this game.
fucking love this fucking game that ass. We're going to keep training. Spaddle time
with play musty bro. We're going to ready to go.
Fair chat. I'm going to go get chat. I'm going to go get chat. I'm going to go be a little
play in those. Hi guys.
Wayholder. Chat. Tell most of the text of this school.
Okay, let's go.
Jack, I take all the most block blue bucket.
Lock the fucking bro.
I'm about to play low and slacking.
Jack, it's not my real voice, bro.
I have to fucking flow.
Shut up.
It's not my real voice, bro.
I have to flow.
I have to fucking flow.
But it's not my real voice, bro. Shut up.
Shut up, dude.
It's not my real voice. It's not. It's not my real voice.
Morning, boys.
Press on my morning, boys.
I have to fucking flu. I have influenza.
Just now I added you, bro.
What is your name?
I have a thousand-firm request.
It's a lowest fucking drunk.
All right, I'm accepting this one.
What I call them?
Bro is a low-strength bro?
Bro is this even him is this even low-s?
Is this even low-s?
Yo, yo
Yo
My advice is this even low-s?
Oh my god. Oh my god. Is this lows?
Yo, yo, yes bro. Why are you out? I would late?
That's not my fault, bro.
Who's fault?
I saw you were having a lot of fun playing
Rocket League and I was like, dude, I'm going to let him have more fun and then I'll, you know?
Bro, are you dead as, bro?
I'm not kidding, I like to Rocket League gameplay.
Okay, bro.
All right, fine, that's fine.
All right, do you know the rules now?
Um, yeah, I'm gonna I'm gonna let me load this up right here. Um, it says
78 minute download
Are you dead ass you're still downloading the fucking game?
No, I'm kidding bro. I'm kidding. I'm fucking with you. Oh my god. Yeah, yeah, let me
Hold on, so I'm gonna just I'm gonna let me just fire it up
Okay, and then yeah, so what yeah? What is the rule like what are they're rule like?
Like, what are we doing?
And like, like, by the way, I want to put on record row
that I don't hate you and you spread this rumor
and now people are like, why do you hate jinxie?
I don't hate you.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
But it's because we would always, sorry, I have to flu.
If we would always like plan out of stream,
got us on my shit, bro.
We would always like plan out of stream
and then at the last minute, you wouldn't do it.
It was in that's a funny way of wording that,
but I'll take my responsibility here,
but that's, you calling me with five minutes,
like, hey, dude, you wanna play it by minutes,
and I'm in a vehicle 13 hours away from my setup,
is a little different than planning a stream,
but you know what, dude, I'll take my,
I'll take the responsibility here, bro.
Okay, by the way, why do you talk about vapor right now?
Bro, I'm not a vapor.
Wait, those, you're mobile?
So what is this what we're doing?
So so, though, did I sign up for a,
where plan is game or are you going to clip form random,
uh, TikTok comments, bro?
Okay, okay, yeah, you're right.
All right, so wait, what is your name?
I need to add you.
Okay.
Let's skip the shit, skip the shit, skip the shit, okay.
So, exactly what do you mean by 19o?
So, basically, I have to kill you 20 times in a row.
And keep my, this is a one shot head shot game.
And you have to kill me once. Have you ever played?
It's just like all duty.
Now that I'll grow, not even in the fucking slightest.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
What do you mean by that?
Dude, this game is levels above called 30.
Call of duty is for like 35 year old men.
So it's right up your alley then.
Hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on.
Wait, you are 35, right, let's.
Janksy, before we start throwing,
just we're throwing out insults and whatever.
Just, I just need to know, like, just whatever I say,
just don't take it personally, man.
Yeah, we put, wait, I mean,
let me look up at those part of those things.
What are you 30?
Yeah, um, um, damn.
So, how old are you?
Uh, 20, 24, 24.
24.
24.
And you said, did you literally sound like that commercial when they tell you not to speak?
Yeah, but it sounded like that, bro.
Bro, because I have to fool you, bro. You don't kick a man, body's down.
Fuck.
I don't know, man. This sounds fake, man.
I think I'm flaking.
I was gonna say, I think you're flaking.
I think you're flaking in case I beat you.
Because then you go, oh dude, my reflexes is to flue, and it's my brain is foggy.
I already see bright through this shit bro. I've been shooting for too long bro. I see the excuses.
My entire chat has been saying L-Faker the entire day, and I'm got it's annoying.
It's not even possible to fake this shit bro. No, don't pin that shit on me.
You can't fake this bro. Why's that like shit?
Fuck, I have a, okay, before we play like an official, you know,
you know, then what is it you said, 19,
19, 19, 0.
Okay, okay.
Can we just hop in a game just like whatever,
I don't even know the controls like that.
I did the tutorial.
Yes, but I thought I was double level two of the tutorial.
You're on level two of the tutorial.
Like I'm saying I skipped it, but I got stuck on level two.
You skipped the tutorial.
You might not even be able to play online.
Let me see.
Wait, what's your name?
What's your name?
What's your name?
We stop connecting.
You'd be what do you do?
I don't have any problem.
I'm not going to show you.
I don't know.
No, no, just go to here.
You'd be what?
Go to your name.
Go to your name.
Click on your name.
Okay.
Let me see.
It just has low-spole TV.
Okay.
You're going to get like a thousand invites now.
But let me answer it.
All right.
Look for an invite from O-UnderScore J.C.
I've never played this game.
I've never even seen this game.
I don't even...
I thought it's like cold duty and you're saying,
no, it's not so now I don't even...
I've never seen this, bro.
I mean, it's like similar to Call of Duty.
I guess you should, but like,
it's way more complex than Call of Duty, bro.
There's like different operators, different abilities,
different guns, different recoils.
It's not like Call of Duty, bro.
You're fucked.
Yes.
But I was, that's the level I got stuck on tutorial,
like I had a hammer and I couldn't break the glass.
You just kept saying, like, hit the,
I couldn't break it and I just gave up.
So you raged off, dude.
Yeah, it's a user melee weapon
and I couldn't get through the bulletproof glass.
Jesus Christ.
Wait, I say you have ever asked, except it.
All right, let me see.
this is going to take 25 minutes shot. Trust me. So it says, I don't need to go to your
go to the thing and search out, oh, underscore, Jaxi, go to your Ubisoft connect. I'm
bigger name. So connect. Oh wait, Lo's, can I add your camera to my stream? They're
asking to see you. They want to go how do I miss you? I think if you just put it
on in discord, I must get through it on there. You sound like a vapor. Yeah, I'm not
going to lie, man. You don't sound like GC. This is like scare me a little bit, man. But
I guess, like, I guess I don't sound like me, because I'm not eye-pitched, so I guess,
Yeah, I was gonna say your voice does sound different right now, I don't know what it is now
That's I can't really put a finger on it
Chattas it just fires slow sound different I'm like sharing this whole thing, but maybe someone maybe whoever you got can crop it
Uh, just or yeah, he's doing it like the town
You're showing your whole fucking game. I was like the fuck are you doing can I just she just you should I just show your fucking camera
Can I just do the camera itself?
Yeah, I guess yes
Just do the camera don't do your whole fucking OBS bro
Those you've been shooting for like 10 years bro
Now, but this is like some weird shit dude. I'm just I'm asking you to play your camera on a discord not your whole game
What the fuck los?
Dude dude, okay.
By the way, I pulled up your stream, I'm trying to watch it. I just keep getting Fando ads.
Twitch is fucked bro.
What is this dude?
Watch your stream, it's just Fando.
Wait, Twitch's Fando ads.
Bro, it's straight Fando.
They're telling me to sign up, use code jinxie.
Now I do not have a fucking code on Fandle bro
Jack, I don't expose shit bro. I don't have a fucking fan dual code
Yeah, dude I just got a free 20 bucks
Pro that what whoever that is bro, it's a fucking ambassador
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Rose what the fuck are you doing?
No, you're the first of give me the name of a cookies and underscore Vincent
No, why don't my name be Vincent you fucking dumbass
Loats, oh, underscore, you say what names did you say? You said something.
Oh, underscore, you see why would my name be Vincent?
No, Chad, that's you didn't say that, right?
Who in the fuck did you say, oh, underscore, you said underscore, Vincent?
I would why would my name be Vincent? My name's not Vincent.
You fucking know, maybe you're under the sky? There's something.
Dude, oh my John bro, I have to fucking unad500 people.
Because I'm fucking, I'm fucking loser act by now!
I'm 500 fucking people!
Holy shit!
You're an endless!
Hold on, hold on, listen to me.
You said, oh, like, as in a zero?
Dude, like the letter, oh, you stupid fuck!
Oh, and then underscore...
Oh, you have back-communication skills, bro, I'm not gonna lie, bro.
Bro, host!
It's all under school, but take some stupid thought.
I'm dying over here. You're an hour late.
You know, I'm not gonna lie. I'm not gonna lie. I make no sense, but all right, brother. I just add you.
Okay, you just add to me, all right. Cool.
Okay, now I'm inviting you.
Close for you, like, dropped on your head as a kid, do you?
Yeah, did it, did it. It's fucking ironic. Holy shit, dude. First of all,
I might want to say this, but now I'm forced to start heading, listen to it for about five minutes.
You're not going to be doing this fake coffee shit that you always do, okay?
I'm not listening to this shit.
You're sitting there going to go to the club between words.
It's fucking not real.
Stop trying to like do, you have triggers and then whatever.
And take, it's fake.
It's not a fake coffee fucking jackass.
Do I get it?
No, so I get it.
Wait, no, so I get it.
Wait, wait, wait, close, close, close.
Loves, are you playing without a hand?
I think he's fucking headsets, what am I?
I thought I'd lose his headsets, bro.
You don't need any headsets.
Loves, you're gonna play Ray Bo's succeed without a fucking handset.
Yeah, I'm a guess what?
Guess what? When I win, what am I gonna get here, man?
I wanna know what I'm gonna get at this.
You, and you claim you the greatest rainbow, whatever the fuck would I get here, man?
Bloss, bro, if you beat me, or if you kill me without a headset on, I'll give you 10 grand.
All right, how about this? How about a hundred grand, because I, I gotta send that to Mr. Beast. What are we saying here?
You still haven't paid Mr. Beast, didn't it? That was like three months ago.
Well, no, this, this is the thing. I think I paid Aiden, but I don't know if I did it or not.
So why don't you just check with Aden?
Why I am but I just saw clip earlier and he was like check your DM.
I was saying I'm handling it. Okay fine. We can do 10k that's fine.
Let's do 10k. Wait what if I win 10k?
Dude, do you know how odds work? You have a thin dual code.
I mean, do we broke?
I don't know what's the fucking thing to do?
No, you obviously know how odds work.
If I win I get 10, if you win you get,
You know, like I'll get this myself.
How many stops are on my 200?
Five?
All right, let me get this straight.
If I went, you're gonna give five or no.
If I went, I get after two which fixed
they're got $13, but if you win,
I give you $10,000.
Are you fucking out of your fucking mind, dude?
Audit, I've never played this game,
and you have 30,000 hours of fucking a mast.
Okay, fine, Neil, fuck it.
You're not gonna kill me.
You have, most, listen, Ralph.
You have to play with the headset, dude.
Are you fucking dumb?
I don't need headset, bro.
I've heard this before, and guess what?
Guess what, bro?
I fucking snipe Booga who's a fucking world-class Fortnite player and guess what I was doing
doing, no headset.
So how many of you in gaming with other headset for, no, it's like your whole life?
I don't use a headset, bro.
So you're in tire life, you've played multiple video games without a fucking headset.
And I'll tell you why, bro, because you said you were 24?
Yes, I'm 24.
how long you've been streaming since 2019, so like seven years. Okay, so seven years. So by the time you're my age,
you're gonna have a dent, the size of a fucking, I don't even know what, even your head bro. You understand this?
You're gonna sit out, shine or dense gonna be. You're gonna have a dent so big that it's got
past on your children. And guess what, me? I'm good. No dent in my head bro. I'm chilling. I can go
bold and I'm never gonna have a dent. So you play without a headset just so you don't get
a headset dent. A hundred thousand percent and if you don't believe me bro, go look at the
go look at the veterans in the streaming shit, go look at Nick Merch's. Alright? I saw
him expose his head dent the other day. It was fucking scary. Bro, what the happened to me, bro?
Rainbow succeeds. It's not like Fortnite, like you absolutely be able to hear in this game.
What do you even own at that circuit?
Um, I have air pods, bro.
You need Jack, you can't hear us.
It's cooked, bro.
But do you think, don't they have that shit
where it's like visual cues, bro?
That's fucking fortnight, bro.
Dude, dude, I've never even heard of someone
not having an answer on speech.
Are you fucking crazy?
You're not gonna have a headset?
That's why I said can we just hop in invite me know something let's just run around a little bit for like a couple minutes
I want to see the controls and shit. Okay. Okay. I got to make you do a new lobby
We're gonna play like a online game
Okay, all right, cuz I got this I got to test the sound of shit
All right, I'm using my speakers. Somebody said punch-lose in the face
I mean dude, is there like there's melee in this right like all do the like I
Yeah, there's melee
Most join this invite to what is the vibe?
Wait, just, just, just.
Just press why, I'm on, I'm on a, I'm on a p, do, do, do, do, do do, do?
Do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do.
Do it, do, do, do, do, do, do, do do, do.
Do it to my shape, bro.
Mos, do, do, do, do what, do what?
What, it's just, this, dress, why, I'm on a place,
station, there's no wide button?
Bro, low, stodier invites, bro.
You did it earlier.
Mos, are you dying!
This is just, fucking break in my.
What is your IQ, dude?
Be more entertaining first time chatter. You know Nick that's your first and last chat fucking ban them be more entertaining
I have influenza you little fucking weird up. All right, let's see ready
Yeah, let's go. All right, we're gonna play what's called a quick match. It's against real people
Oh, um, I'm champion, so like they're gonna show up on my camera. You think?
Bottom left bottom left bottom left bottom left bottom left bottom left bottom left bottom left
All right, this is we'll do one warm-up game in the mobile plan. I like this. All right. Yeah, can I'm gonna test this?
Most why do you sound like that though?
Sound like what man you sound like a you sound like a 30-year-old smoker. No, no, my close your voice sounds like slow-dab
I think I do hate you bro. Maybe I do hate you man.
I-I got-
I can't breathe bro.
I'm kidding.
No, I was dumb. I was among us.
Good bro. I-I don't know why you bailed.
Oh, my- Oh, she pulled me in and said, hey bro, can we play in three minutes?
And I was on a plane, me, I don't know.
I don't know, I don't know, I can't a bell, I don't know, but sorry, Ruff.
Okay, so most, when you play the next among us, the whole tab wants you to play.
Yeah, I mean, I do, I do, I fucking love among, I'm not gonna lie, I love among us.
Yeah, I'm gonna play the next one, Ruff.
It's gonna be like, five days or something.
Are you traveling?
Your mobile still, huh?
I'm I'm I've never not been mobile
So I don't know what that is
We can go into it
I can't laugh bro if I laugh I'm gonna like die
I'm going to like perish, all right, let's see if I can, as I laugh a bit of perish,
you'll know this kid here.
I'm sorry.
Are you listening through your speakers? You fucking idiot.
Yo, Kale, can you guys in a lobby shut the fuck up? Oh shit!
You have to mute them. I can't breathe.
Most of you have to mute them.
Slaughter their name and guard their name.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah, yeah.
Most of them.
What?
That's right.
Oh, yeah.
What?
What?
Yeah, shut the fuck up, bitch!
You want to steal those poison, dumbass?
Shut up, pussy!
Never.
Whoa.
Yeah.
How do I mute these guys, bro?
Bro.
Go to the leaderboard then mute.
Go to the leaderboard then mute.
Go to the dance, right?
Is that what's going to be bad, bro?
Did you just have standing hard on these are the games you like, bro?
Real nice man.
Bro, this is the every game.
Most of all, GG, GG.
Why am I a little car?
Why are you all?
Oh, I am a good now.
It's a drone dude. You're not doing now.
You're supposed to be on a fucking drone.
Where are you at? Where are you at?
Sticking killer.
Most of you so bad.
Dude, I just can't kill me.
Alright, watch daddy close.
I'm going to show you what being a virgin looks like on video games.
Watch this, bro.
Loose, are you watching?
You're on a drone.
How do I watch you?
Oh my fucking god.
Down on your V-pad.
Oh, there we go, okay.
Loose watch this, bro.
The diffuser is no longer in the possession.
It's not catching red captives. I'm asked. I'm asked. I'm asked. I'm asked.
I got the second.
What the fuck?
Oh my god, input the man put the man put the man input the man input the man input the man
Yo, bro. I want to really I want to main grid log. Why?
I just want to say I'm not sure
Wait, I'm not out there standing.
How's that bits alive?
Wait, won't you want one of them stopped?
Wait, let's do that to team up.
Yeah, bro, got Team Kilba beginning!
What?
It's guys are weird.
Got tried, got tried.
All right, we got it.
Close, you're good, you're good.
It's fine, you're not going to get Team Kilba again.
So I loaded into a game of you,
get called hard on it, get Team Murdered instantly.
What is this game, bro?
Bro, this is siege, bro.
Bro, the thing is...
I can't breathe.
Bro, these... Dude,
she has like the most toxic player-based in the world, but you didn't know that.
That's... Dude, dude, that's bad.
Alright, most spawn with me, okay? They're gonna think of you.
Don't do a random spawn, spawn at park, spawn at park shit.
I wanna do that, bro.
I did find a bro? No, it's fine.
You can go back in the, you can go in the, you can click down on your D-pad if then you could switch it.
Bro, I hope you actually get a chance to plan and don't get team kill, bro.
Just to let it for me, bro.
Now there's no way you're good.
You're good, you're good.
Okay.
And it turns you into a little car, click down on the D-pad, and then click at park.
All right.
Oh, cool.
Okay.
Because if you spawn with me, that down on the D-pad.
Then L-B, that left bumper, L-1.
And then, no, no, don't spawn park anymore.
They all spawned there.
Spawn helicopter.
Spawn helicopter.
If you spawn lead them, they're more likely a helicopter.
Most hell of that spawn fuck and hell of bad clothes
What do there's no down the deep in?
What the fuck are you down a rookie bad clothes?
You know I can't there's nothing
Rose, are you fucking hammered?
Well, I'm the seriously down a deep in does nothing, bro. I click try and click try and
All be
Nice
All right, good shit
All right bro, you walk it in kill now. It's me. Okay, why do you want black here, bro?
Should I not be?
Only like cringe roars you shield from
Gringe roars. I'm not saying you're a cringe roar. I'm saying the people that use shields are cringe roars.
Oh, I get what you're saying. I just okay
Wait, I'm going to throw. I'm going to throw. Okay.
Okay, okay. It's clear
Did you got shot dude? Are you a fucking idiot? Like no, are you kidding me now? I watched that and you watch
Bro, are you fucking idiot?
What's right there?
What how did you get a kill?
Do you know
You're fucking terrible you're literally terrible. I don't I get shot from with a shield on
Because she shot you in the back, ignorant idiot.
You'd be the one who fucked up, do what your pride is just gonna change me the game!
Bro you just killed me, dude, but I mean it's my problem.
I should fuck myself, you.
I should literally suck you in the chin.
Mald by those, but are you team killing dipshit?
How do you complain about team killing that team kill?
You're killing that team kill, fuck!
That's all good, we're gonna be on the defense now.
Oh shit man, you have a lot of energy for someone with fucking influenza, huh?
Yeah bro, I have energy, I just, my voice sounds fucking terrible, but everything else is good.
How do you know you don't have COVID?
Um, because it's 2026.
I'll get your one of those, you don't believe in COVID or vaccines, okay?
I don't know, I believe in
I thought it was okay, if you're an anti-vaxxer, I don't I don't have to like most most I'm not an anti-vaxxer
You idiot most I went to a fucking nurse and they told me I have influenza
Okay, they told me I have influenza
It's not politics, bro. This guys this guys
It's not politics, bro.
This guy's a troll.
A certified nurse called me up influenza.
What's she bad?
Bro, I don't know, dude.
She had a mask.
Who's your certified nurse?
Was it sketch?
Like, what are you talking?
You didn't see it, nerds, dude.
You were screaming for 365 days.
Bro, most, I went to a fucking nurse, dude.
It's not hard to believe.
Did she have egg tits?
Why would you even ask that?
Why would you even ask that chat?
Loses camera is unclear.
Yeah, because the screen shared his entire fucking screen, like an idiot.
So we had a zoom in.
And how many what you all need to do to make it clear, bro?
Bro, eight.
More on defense now, bro.
Just lock it.
So tell me which one of you shall use,
shall I use Mazi?
Okay, I'm Mazi.
Okay, Mazi is good.
Okay, you got Ella.
Bro, how did you end up in Ella?
You know, I didn't mean to do that because you didn't pick Mazi at the time, you know, fuck.
Both, like, is your brain delayed?
Yeah, it's so crazy, right?
I've never played this game and you're trying to somehow act like, dude, like I should know every, every, every, uh,
you're ready to engage.
Character in this.
Do you have the flu?
A dipshit?
Read the fucking title.
It's in bold text.
Yeah, I have the foot. I'm not fake. I'm not faking it.
I said you are you are you are you excited for the season finale of Fender Things bro
I watched season one of that show. I have not watched anything else
You know that doesn't shop
You watch three things lost is it good?
It's literally just like the most successful show the 21st century
What is not breaking bad?
No, that's the best show
But it's isn't he's a great bad the most successful show
I don't think so
All right, so where am I going here man? I've kind of just walking around so yeah, you're not supposed to be walking around close
So we're all different so our jobs to defend me objective
What the fuck are I'm drinking down break up?
What the hell are you doing?
Why would you break the windows?
You just make it easier for them.
Close, get to the objective, dude.
All right.
They're all pointing their guns at me.
Yeah, that's our teammates brother.
I'm going to try to shoot you.
So, should I just take them all out?
No, brother.
Don't shoot anybody.
Watch out, let's take them out.
I'm on the objective.
Like you got me more careful bro, you're running around like a chicken with his head come on
Well, well, what you're good. You're about most he tried to see kill you don't shoot those if you shoot somebody you're gonna get the first
Most on the right right come at right
Most no, not your teammate
You're gonna just be shaking your back, cheating.
I'm not deal with it.
Ha ha.
Oh my god, good try, no it's good try.
Great try.
Roll those sound wander sky.
I was one of the chants,
I'm gonna use this guy to rub.
Low, low's.
I could already see your biggest problem
as a player, bro, you're a wanderer.
Stop wandering.
You're wandering like a chicken with your head cut off, dude.
If you do that, you're gonna wander into people, bro.
The key to play this game is to not move around them, or to throw especially on defense.
Your breath stinks, by the way. How does my breath stink?
What if you can't even smell my breath?
Put on mouthful.
I'm not gonna lie, bro. You just seem like your breath stinks.
What does that even mean, bro?
I used mouthwash twice a day.
I've got smells fucking normal.
Most is audio doesn't work, it's not his audio, he's a fucking idiot who's playing with his heads at all.
Most, I don't want to like put this lightly when I say this.
I think you're the first person in the world who's playing this game without a headset.
On this.
Dude, I'm not sure.
I think you're going to try playing with that headset more than if you don't eat them.
Bro, most, if you don't have the headset, you can't hear.
I need to be able to hear the enemies, bro.
So you think the speakers are just what?
What the hell?
No, it's not the way you're listening through fucking speakers.
Yeah.
Oh, why is this such a foreign concept?
I say this and it's like this insane thing, bro.
No, it's closed.
If you're listening to speakers, probably you're literally doing that.
You're not going to be able to track the audio.
It's going to sound like one piece.
Are you a grimy dude? I don't even know what that means.
Low switch character are you two around?
Yeah, I'm up.
Anyways, might you pick that operator specifically?
Someone said use this guy and I'm, you know,
because my chance can better vice in you.
You're telling me, look at the right.
The guy shoot me from the left.
So, I'd rather just want on the right and the left.
I'm not fucking miracle worker, you're like when you play this game it's like someone driving a car without a steering wheel
Dude, everything you do is delay
Everything you do is terrible. I got a good position here
Where are you?
Okay, that is pretty good position. That is a good position
Why is this guy going you around
Dude
He might see you kill you again
Did he think you're going?
Wait.
Did you?
Wait, no, no.
Did you kill me?
And then I got reverse currently fire?
Most?
Are you fucking stupid?
I told you, if you shoot, you're going to get reverse-friendly fire, bro.
Most?
What the fuck are you doing?
I missed one game, we're fucking fun.
You could as one of the people shoot him.
What kind of weird reverse friendly fire that I'm not going to lie, bro, and this is no offense to any virgins in the chat, that's the most virgins statement I've ever heard, bro, what the hell am I hearing?
Bro, most most people normally don't get in the first family fire because people don't kill their teammates.
You have like this fixation on shooting your teammates. It's because you shot me, bro.
It's angry.
Yeah.
Close, what is in your hands?
What is that?
Close.
Are those clubs?
You want me to go try hard?
Now I'm going to try her.
And I'm bumping my volume up.
Bro, you have to come out, Stu.
Dude, are you like crazy?
W. Clever?
Your chat. What the fuck is Clever?
Hey, what the fuck is Clever?
Hey, what the fuck is Clever?
D. Clever, bro.
I mean, like a separate state.
No, swear to you, dude.
I'm not gonna lie to you.
You're like, I wouldn't wish this on my worst enemy.
But I kinda hope you got the glove.
Yeah, what does that mean, dude?
But this, this, what I'm saying?
It's every three weeks.
Some bullshit trends starts on TikTok and no one even knows what it means chat. What is deep loving me Google Jimmy Fallon deep love
Hi, bye scuba
Hi, guys, go go
TOS
Sacrifice
TOS sacrifice
What sacrifice
Don't do it
It's the most dangerous you're this kid keeps following me around like I won't pop in
You're I'm getting followed around by man like the shadow of his feet
Okay, because I'm a gentleman. He's killing all
Rho, what is D clubbing, champ?
Just know you don't want to get D clubbed.
Rho, what's wrong with this team?
Rho, what's wrong with this team?
Rho, what's wrong with this team?
I'm a swimmer now, most of our are you. Are you too bra?
Yep, most come up the steps. He's got a lot of this one down, most of them.
Most come up the steps. Why are you laying down? Get up, most.
Rolls get up. Walk up the stairs. Rolls get off the fucking floor.
Bro, do you have a brick in your head? Rolls stand up.
Rolls I have a kill for you. Get up. Why are you already?
Rolls fly. You are recalling, Dipshit.
What else come I'm actually so I'm gonna hold you shit
Well, I'm going to you what the fuck are you doing?
You guy
Bromot inspired you crawling in the
We lost like a discillot and a sprow
I'm gonna close the bag with these cuttle-to-to-to-to-to-to-to-to-to-to-to-to-to-to.
Watch this, close 360.
BAH!
I'm gonna close you, make your warm-up ready to play.
One friendly operator remaining.
A most deviant warm-up.
the operator remaining.
Most of you have warmed up.
Most of you have.
15 seconds left.
Most why are you not talking about or you mute it?
I mute it.
I mute it.
And seconds to go.
I'm more eliminated.
Mission successful.
Most you're muted.
Jackie, he kicked me off for a while.
You're gross.
Yo.
You think you're warmed up now? You ready to go?
I'm ready to go. Let's get out of this, bro.
Alright, that was a good one.
That was a good one, man.
Yeah, I kind of got to feel for it.
What exactly did you get a feel for, bro? Rock, pop, pop.
I kind of got like a...
What the hell did you get a feel of, bro?
You have to shoot any body besides your team all right, most you ready
Hey, let's do a row all right, so most you're just gonna happen. I got a kill you 20 times you got a kill me once, okay?
All right, but how do I know you got a screen peeking bro?
Bro, those screen peeking isn't even a thing anymore bro. That's like Xbox that's like Xbox 360 dude
Most a lot of people told me you're the worst gamer of all time is that true
You know
It's it's like I said like I I've killed the I've killed the greats. I've beat the best
So anyone saying that they're just haters, man
Real voice
Know the fuck he has it. I mean we can I listen pick him around a game with two k if you really
I want to test that theory bro, most archer terrible I do okay?
Play me right now!
Matter of it, I'll give you a 50 point lead and 2K.
Dude, come on those we have to play, are you ready?
Well I'm ready, all right those, this score is gonna say you're up and 9 is 0, okay?
Is he gonna say 9 is 0?
Yeah, because the max is 10, so we have to do 2 games.
If I get 10 kills.
All right, who should I be, who should I be quick?
Because the same 90s is a girlfriend of us.
All right, nice.
All right, let's remember the rules, bro.
I got a kid you took time.
Okay, but it's the hunt.
You presenting these rules.
I got one more rule.
Okay.
I got one rule of my own.
You can't use headphones.
Bro, I'm not using headphones, bro.
I'm way too good.
I'm the worst gamer in the world and you're so good.
So good, you don't even need headphones, bro.
You can play with your eyes closed.
Bro, most I'm giving you at 19 kill lead, bro.
Obviously, I need headphones.
That's not a lot of kills, man.
Also, I'm not going to like last minute setup speakers.
Good, but I'm not saying you speakers.
I say, but I'm not using no headphones.
So, I've never done that.
Folks, you're risking $25, I'm risking $10,000, and so you basically found a hack with
the headphones, where you could like hear glitches and okay I get, I see your game now
then, pro-nose.
It's not a hack, bro.
It's called being a human being.
No one plays our six not a fucking headset, no one.
So you're hacking, bro.
That ass, bro.
It's not a hack.
If you want to boil down and what it is, it's a hack, probably more than anything.
I've got a fuse of bomb, what is it shit?
You got to get upstairs and plan.
Yeah, I thought this was a death match.
Now I've got to do objectives now, this is some bullshit, bro.
But you're all in my hand.
You just punch them into waste.
You're running over to bunker
You're running next to the construction site
You're watching my fucking video brom, but I'm sure you're bro. I'm not watching your stream. I have a camera on you, dude
Okay, you're still outside looking out of wall walking up the road. We're gonna have a camera on me
The fuck
Look how she does, you can see me!
What are you doing?
Right now, you're under a tree.
Doing what?
You're standing there, you're standing still.
What am I doing now?
You like T-Badie method?
Oh, you got it, guys guys.
These are some cheating shit, bro.
Bro, most, I have a camera on you, dude.
You have a shoot the cameras.
It's not cheating, bro.
Okay, you're going over there now.
Bro, so you gotta get in the building.
Are you gonna get in the building?
Are you gonna get in the building?
Where the cameras are all over the map outside.
Dude, I haven't seen it.
Can you shout out the window?
You chumped in, now you're hiding?
Most of mine funny, you don't see me?
Most of mine funny you.
You don't see me?
Looks like I'm right.
those
those
she's a show me show me bro
those got the clone that's not me
so whatever you should
Whatever you shoot the clone, it pains you and tells me your exact location.
Oh, are you a girl person?
Most is eight seconds left.
Do what?
So I got a time limit, I want to kill you!
Yes, bro. No shit. No shit, plus your throw. How are you?
Changing the rules, me, game, bro.
How are you doing?
No, it's not the rules, bro.
It's every round of siege.
Just three minutes, bro.
Are you like a cave, man?
I'm getting cold.
I'm getting cold. All these things.
I have no idea what this game is.
I'm getting verbally assaulted.
You're sending out decoys.
Boys, you're using fucking hacks.
You need all this, and I thought you were good, bro.
I thought you were actually good.
Bro, I'm like one of the best, bro.
I'm literally one of the best.
This one's saying you don't stand a chance, bro.
You can quit whatever you want.
It'll only take like an hour if you just wanna play it now.
You can quit at any time.
You're not gonna shoot me, bro.
Like, bro, those, I'm not gonna lie.
Why play the bomb and then I saw a win?
Looks like you play the bomb, you win.
You instantly win.
If you play.
If you play the bomb, you instantly win.
Oh, shit, sorry.
That's back.
If you play the bomb, you'll be silly, Mom.
Most of why are you crouching an ad? Why'd you just hop up on that?
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
There's no fucking, you're not real, Mom.
Most of us why are you turning around?
Most of why are you looking up like that, Mom?
Holy shit that name. Holy shit that name.
So you look shit in the middle of the headset right now.
Did you turn off your camera, bro? Or else I had a drone off to kill?
I'm not born to July, you should accept that for a minute.
Let me get this shape in.
You can slightly graze my shoulder and I instantly die.
Alright, I'm just switching the melee on the okay.
Actually, Jackson, right?
Jackson, I switched to melee only.
I think you should do a round with no headset.
I think that'd be the most fun.
Okay, you want me to do a round with that, that's it.
All right, but I can't hear you then.
What are those put in my key volume, DeZero?
Bro, actually, I'm not an e-commerce or whatever.
You don't need an e-commerce or a t-e-e-e, that's all you're only.
You only have two kills.
Yeah, bro, I need you to 18 more.
Ghosts, no, bro.
Go.
I'm gonna be honest, going into this, I thought you might have had a chance after 2 rounds dude.
You have a better chance of getting struck by lightning than killing me.
Why am I a car now?
It's a drone, no, it's a drone, it's a drone, it's not a car.
Okay, it's a troll.
If you click down on your D-Pang, you can see me.
If you click down on your D-Pang, you can like get on your drone.
People use drones to find the enemies.
By the way, LOST, I'll help you out a little bit. I'm upstairs.
All right, I'm at the top floor.
for. Okay, so that'll speed it up. Because bro, if I don't tell you, I don't even know if
you're having going to get here. Where are you?
Most of you eventually have to get off your drone.
Most.
Are you stealing a drone?
Most, I'm not a serious boat.
Just got out of the fares!
I can't find you.
Because you, you drone to add a drone.
Where are you, dude?
Oh my god, you told me to check the adding, bro.
Okay, I hear you.
I get closer.
All right, so those remember,
if you just plant that a fuser you went, never.
Plant it where, in the objective.
I don't know where that is, though, what the hell?
I didn't know what that was.
I didn't know what that was, dude.
Oh, shit, I can't see it.
Oh my god, I can't see shit.
What's wrong with the drone?
Where is he?
Bravo!
Most of you play.
you
10 seconds
5 seconds to go
Oh bro...
Yeah, let's just... you have a better chance of being struck by lightning, dude.
Buddy, you're fucking hiding, dude! You're fucking hiding!
Let's, I'm risking 10 grand bro. Obviously I'm gonna play smart.
All right, I got a little breather.
chat this one and who shall use who shall use chat this guy
chat who should I use
Ace
what is Ace
who is Thorne who is Thorne
all right you're locking us
You're doing good, bro. You're, you're improving, I can see it.
You're definitely improving.
You need to locate a bomb.
Which, how much damage is twitching?
10?
10 to 10?
Thos is you, real name, host.
Is you, real name, you can see, cut, dumbass?
Dude, you're going, if don't even talk, man.
I don't, I can go.
Don't even talk, dude, because I'm gonna kill you.
drone. Where's your stupid drone at? I don't have a drone. You only get the drone
somewhere else. You only get them somewhere else. And you get a lucky strong point.
The front guy here, bro, it's just...
Are you?
I'm going to get a job this time.
I'm going to get you outside.
Most of you go outside, I can see you.
I'm out of my way.
Most of you go outside, I can see you.
Another side you are.
Terrible name.
Terrible name.
Hey!
Buck!
You know, bro, stop sending these little gadgets at me and come find me like a fucking dead!
The fuck is this, bro?
J...
Just kidding, that did.
No, I'll call him.
I want something.
Wait, the bomb!
No!
Oh, what?
I plan to do a necklace.
No!
No!
I'm for eliminated.
How confident do you feel about this fucking fucking fun?
This is like me.
This is legitimately like going walking into like a like a special needs facility and
then challenging people to play basketball like do do.
What the hell do you think you're doing, Row?
I've never played this in my life.
It's like you went to a best spot
but every fucking drone and gadgets,
you're sending their flying out these are rolling out me.
What am I supposed to do here, Row?
I'm not even seeing you, Row.
I see you for a total three seconds.
Oh my God.
For those who got this, Row,
Did shit. I had a camera on you
Where's the camera? Show me the camera right now show yourself right the fucking out. Well, I don't have a camera on you right now
I'm looking for you. I don't scream me close. See, I see you. I see you. See you. See you
You please bother
See, I'm breadding you
Let's get off that window, bro.
You're the fuck are you at?
Are you starting to know?
I don't hear you.
Why don't you add, bro?
Did you even know where you're at?
Okay.
No, it's Polos.
Crowd walking up to white standings.
Stanch on this.
Walking through barbwire, taking damage.
I can't breathe.
I can't breathe.
Oh, show.
Yo yo.
Eh?
No, no, no.
No, no.
That's cool.
Yeah.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh my god.
Now he's like John he's legitimately the funniest person I've ever played. Oh my god
Jack's not a fake call. Why would somebody ever fake a call?
Most are doing better, bro. You're doing better
You're almost there, bro. You're like one step away. I'm getting a kill.
Can we play the game without
me walking a home alone fucking house bro can we do that or no? Can we do that?
I'm going to use any more gadgets.
Okay.
I appreciate that.
I'm going to use any more gadgets.
All right, let's see how my word.
I won't use any more gadgets.
Okay.
I appreciate that.
But you never go up top.
Oh, bomb.
I'm top of the best side of it.
I'm done using gadgets.
Loosen, I got you.
You have located a bomb in my house.
The shell, aren't you?
Done using gadgets.
Let's learn.
and
on the objective again.
It's focused your body and your brain, folks.
Nine feet of sight.
All right.
We got upstairs.
All right, let's say I've got some done using gadgets for.
The fuse is planted by everything that I can protect it at all cost.
I mean, you've got to find the refusal and the fees.
Gotta refuse, boss.
What are you shooting at?
What are you shooting at?
Somebody said you were shooting the bomb?
I'm gonna say that bro, or you scream peaking my fucking shit!
Most of it said you shot the bomb.
I need you to know, and everyone watching this out there at home.
This is a form of bullying, and I'm against bullying, bro.
Okay, throw me into a game. You know you fucking drones on me. You're fucking giggling
Bro, most it's siege brown. I told you that's why when you ask me if this is like called a duty
I said no this game is
What's your game if you was clash? I would have a chance cuz I played that I'll fucking level 10,000 or whatever the fuck that shit is 10,000, whatever
most, you wouldn't have a chance in anything.
Clash is a, I know how to play Clash.
Most, I've seen your clips about, you're like, oh, you scone.
Let me guess, you just throw out random like, one of like, sure things all the time.
You're one of those guys?
No, bro.
But most likely we can literally do the same wager in classroom, like any time, any day.
What are you like a, like a 2.5, a mixer guy?
Dude, look, no.
But I see you all here.
You're like a two, you're like a two, a mixer average guy.
Well guess what, bro?
I'm a four.
I suppose I see you on camera by the way, nice to those nice, see those, that's how I always know where you are for you.
You don't shoot them, let's push on each shot of them. See, bro, you are hitting better, dude.
You're getting better, folks.
Let's say you're nine and a mixer.
Most of you are definitely getting better around.
Hey, where am I putting this thing, bro?
Where are you, bro?
I'm not telling you where I am.
Where are the fuck do I put this?
What are you trying to do? What are you trying to do, nos?
Most, your camera for us, do you hear it?
Most, what are you doing right now?
Have a, most, most.
Most, but have us showing me your screen?
Most, where the fuck aren't you?
Most, you have to go upstairs.
Most, get to the objective and plan.
Most, get to the objective and plan.
Run up the steps, run up the steps, you're right.
Oh my god.
Most turn around.
get upstairs, stop going in the middle floor.
Loose, no, how, no building is designed like this.
Loose.
Like no one, no one, no show like this, bro.
Loose, you have to get upstairs and plant.
Where am I planting them?
You tell me where I'm planting them.
I'm planting them.
Loose, you have to get upstairs and plant.
Where are you?
I'm at the top.
4.
Bro, are you in the fucking attic again?
Most of them.
Most of them.
Most of them.
This game is fucking ass.
Most of them.
Do you fly the fucking ladder dude?
I want to know why you keep going on that bunk bed room.
Fucking creepy bro.
but you have to get up with the staircase in plan you're talking about your share this is just a
humiliation ritual bro you can easily win I only have seven wins you could easily
You got this, Los.
It's not a high issue.
All right, so I have a couple neighbors.
A few were more like teenage kids.
They play every video.
If I get one of them on a controller right now, they count.
No, why would that count, Los?
Dude, because of count, bro.
It has to count.
Most, you're not getting a teenage neighbor in your room.
Why are you the one who liked that, bro?
Oh, fuck, fuck it, my room!
Buddy, first of all, I have a stream room. You stream this to your bed, and you're a fucking millionaire. Why do you fucking make a streamer around?
No one wants to see your fucking bed!
I want to see what upstairs nice, that's the side I go. You figure it out for us. Yes, well, buddy, I'm out upstairs.
Um, I literally found the objective you're up there.
Let's tell me what room you're in.
I don't remember.
Bro, are you outside?
I'm close.
You're trying, but I'm not in the room.
I'm close. Why are you outside?
That's a loss.
Let's get to the fuse there.
You have people in my chat saying to me,
Loser you are real human you're a piece of shit dude
Most most you
Oh, there's no more
Most you show me I don't know how you didn't win. That was weird you did kill me
Somehow he doesn't have the flu anymore chat listen to his voice
This dude's a fucking this dude's a fettaker dude chat. I did not fake having the flu
This guy's literally insane
Ever saw it now. It sounds like prime jinxy boys
Yeah, I did not I did not fake the flu
True car
chat
What kind of psycho path would fake having the flu?
Wait, he's right. He's right
Jack, what type of sicker would flake happen to fully land?
I should be right there!
I've walked them down!
And now I've suddenly got caught!
He got caught, bro!
Moves, okay.
Listen to what I'm about to say.
I'm upstairs.
Stop going to the attic.
Stop going to the tower.
I'm upstairs.
You randomly find out a way, so like end up in attic.
I'm around five seconds.
Loads, I'll leave me shoe where I am, okay?
I'll leave me shoe where I am.
You're ready. I'm gonna start shooting it. Okay?
It's on shooting.
You hear me? That's where I am.
Oh wait, you don't have headphones.
Oh my fucking god.
Wait, I'll shoot again.
You hear me?
Oh, bro, it's because you don't have fucking headphones.
Can you get at both?
Hold on, hold on.
You want me to shoot again?
Hold on.
Okay, shoot.
Shit, alright, shooting.
Shooting?
Getting here, man.
But you still don't have a headset, bro. You, most you still...
How do you still not have a headset?
You pulled up my string, wait. They're saying you pulled up my string.
Are you a weirdo or are you a guy with?
Right, so we got muffs there as well.
Should we go more time?
All right.
Want to shoot again?
One more time.
I'm getting a buck.
Okay?
Do I want to shoot again?
Yes.
Okay?
Want to shoot again?
I'm forward eliminated.
Mission is successful.
I'm a jubilee can't read.
Alright, folks, you're doing good, bro. You're like really close to hitting me.
Close, you're good. Is that right?
Close. You got it, bro. Easy.
What do you mean, L-A-M-E-L-A-M-E-U-S-M?
Are you like a psychopath?
L-A-M-E-U-S-M?
But if you can't see, you can't see.
You can't see.
Yo, turn off.
What is this-what is blasting in my view?
I'm sure he'd let me turn off.
I'm on a tree-spark flight react, but guess what?
I'm not.
So now you can't hear my footsteps.
Now you can't use your fucking headphones.
Fuck you!
I don't think it's like I don't I just have a drone on you have a round bell maybe yeah
Bro are you playing up tonight song at full volume?
What is happening?
Bro by the way brother, did you pull out my string then you know what I'll allow you to stream snipe
Like, bro, I literally have now used a stream snack.
Alright I'm going to hit the red I guess I have to hit the red.
It's on the red I can't wait!
It's off the red!
You red under!
I saved most!
Let's watch out.
Let's watch out.
Hey man.
I noticed that you, uh, I noticed you use your, uh, your drones is ammunition.
Okay.
Fuck.
I'm warning you I missed an example.
Did you just try to knife me?
Did you just try to knife a forehead cone dude?
Oh my god, I'm literally about a puke.
All right, if I win this, that's 11, okay, and then we'll just do a new lobby.
I gotta get nine perfect perfect perfect.
Loose, how confident do you feel right now? So far, how confident do you feel?
You know, I feel like this was...
What?
Most.
I don't want to be with me in Fortnite, bro.
Most. You're literally the worst Fortnite player to ever touch the game.
Go ahead.
Let's go on a 1-D-1-Law in your deck.
Talking 1-D-1-D for me right now.
Okay.
Fuck this faking.
No, never be just in a human being play this beside you
Loose this game is in hate for you just terrible at it
Listen, this is one of the biggest on most unrealistic is an ever-shoot of my life, bro
This is quite literally be the worst game I've ever played most
Most for not even done with the challenge yet, bro. It least finished the asking
I'm a child about this is like my game.
Alright, that's okay, so that's 11.
So I don't have to kill you nine more times. Nice, nice, guys.
I'll be able to kill you nine more times.
You think it's really necessary to play out these nine kills?
Do you think that's necessary?
Bro, most, you did perfectly fine, dude.
You were getting better towards the end there, bro.
Like 100% you were getting better towards the end.
Listen.
Let's take a look at this for a second.
Let's think about this logically.
Yep.
Yep.
I think we should do a round where you don't look at the screen.
What the hell is that?
It's...
Loads, how is that even fair?
I wouldn't be able to shoot.
Because you're me out.
You go put yourself somewhere because you...
Because I never find you.
You always hide.
Go hide.
And then I have a few minutes to find you.
Loads we're not playing hide and seek, dude.
You gotta tell me if you have straight up.
You can easily kill me bro.
But we're not playing straight up because I'm fighting all your fucking inspector gadget toys.
Bro, I barely even use gadgets, I barely even use them.
Most, I actually have a fair way to do this, bro.
Maybe we make it to where for the last nine, I can only make it.
You know what I mean?
Okay.
So I can't get blown up and I can't get shot.
Okay.
No bombs, no blowups, no guns.
Loose, listen.
You.
I can still blow you up.
I can't shoot you.
Okay.
No shooting.
All right, no shooting.
No shooting.
No shooting.
No shooting.
No shooting.
No shooting.
No shooting.
No shooting.
Maybe I can still shoot you. Maybe we just keep an hour to stay in fair.
We shouldn't change. Yeah, what we have right now is good. I wish it didn't change rules.
Provost, you're getting better every round that goes on, bro.
I've got a cough because of you. Fuck you.
Uh, dang, you didn't get a cough cause of me, bro.
You probably got a cough cause of sick.
Do you want a coach?
Close up for that. The chat sink. Wait. Do you want a total of?
Yeah, good. Yeah, I can get to a coach. Like last minute here, so the last five I'll get you a coach okay
I got you. I get you a. Oh
Let's get a coach in your man. Yeah, but I'm gonna keep shooting, but I will get your coach for the last eight
How are you doing right now, I'm going to see you again.
Thank you, go down.
I should do it, I need a coach, I'm going to do it, perfect right now.
I don't know if you need a coach.
I don't know if you need a coach.
Kid Bobby oh yeah, all right. I'll get Bobby Bobby's pretty good at this game
Yes, yes, I'll get Bobby
All right, most after this round I'm gonna get Bobby to coach you all right
No, he's like a champion. I think you know Bobby is looks for now
No, all right, what he's gonna coach you bros
He's a proud, he's a proud, he's a proud.
Oh my god, look at this here.
He's a top player.
How are you, can you?
Where you did this thing?
You're like, you need to be objective every round.
You're like crazy person.
I don't know where the objective is.
Yeah, I could tell, bro, you'd never in it.
If you could get that, just protect it all,
call on me, bro.
This isn't even tell you where to go.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
What are you doing?
Alright, let me get bother. I'm gonna call Bob.
I got a little chit in it, go for you, bro. This guy's the best player I know.
He's given it to me now.
Get him in here.
Yep, this guy's the best coach I know.
go to my mom. Go Bobby in here and meet his old Bobby. Bobby how's it going? Bobby. Bobby, you're pretty good at R6, right? Bobby?
Hey, what? One second, those. Those will be right back. Bobby, just act like you're a pro. Bobby,
I need you to join this discord call and coach those, but just throw them the whole time, okay?
I did, I did.
All right, let's see, join it right now.
He's joining it right now, let's.
And this is a world-class player.
He's my top 300 in the world right now, I think.
All right, Bob, you ready?
Uh, hi, guys.
Make a group called Bobby and let's.
All right, let's see.
I'm going to join right now.
He's like, I didn't top 300 in the world, let's.
Okay.
Top 200 in the corner.
Top 200 in top 200.
Sorry, Bobby.
All right, let's join the group call.
Go.
Yo, yo, yo Bobby, let's get it and stand!
Wait, oh, who must be with?
Me?
I'm talking to the camera.
Probably six, probably nine in a row.
Bobby, it sounds like you're in a cave.
Oh my, wait, and maybe I need one right, great.
Gitchie, Gitchie, do you think I was fucking born yesterday, bro?
Bro, what?
Who the fuck is this?
Bro, load, load, load.
He's the top 200 player dude, give him a chance.
Bobby, you bitch, happy you like.
Wait, are you not gonna hang out?
Yeah, he's there.
There we go.
Okay, load.
Well, I'm top 200 and then I'm telling you I'm proud.
Yeah, most basic.
Bobby, you could not, you could not go off the fake voice.
Well, this is not naturally the voice, man.
What do you mean?
Wait, why isn't your voice spin up? Put the hell Bobby, enough enough to shit
Pratt, oh my face
I need his voice spin up there.
Loose, can you share your screens about way Bobby could coach you?
I don't want trying to sound my proud. Yeah, I'm not gonna be in there. I'm not just gonna be Bobby good. He won't snipe, do I prize?
Hi guys, you're gonna have to show his camera. You're gonna show his camera. Just just share screen. Loose, all right?
Bobby's like Bobby, what's the correct in the world right now?
Me, I'm top 200 right now, top 200.
All right, and your votes, Bobby can see your screen, right?
Let's see it, see.
I can't see it, I can't see.
Yeah, once I get Bobby, we have a call.
There's a chance, Bob, hold on.
Brian, no, all of Genese's habits for our trust, trust.
Yeah, let me, I'm not going to trust you until I hear your real voice, Bobby.
Oh, that is these real boys, what are you a psycho?
Oh, that's the same stuff, man.
Most can you turn your cam on?
Wait, what?
Turn my face, can?
No, no, not you, Bobby.
Just slow, just slow.
Chaps.
Bobby, you've been grinding since you all day or what, today?
Yeah, I was grinding right now.
I was carrying, carrying somewhere right now.
Nice.
Coaching, coaching, you know?
Pro-coach.
Wait, what's the use creature?
Most creature
Most creature, bro. Okay, okay. All right there. We're good to go. We did it. Yeah, we're good. All right, most
You got it. All right, what's the use creature?
We're at the sea or face can
Yeah, because you share
Give me one second.
Loose.
Loose is a worker.
Yeah, you know what I'm saying?
How is this guy doing?
Check where's he at?
You hear me?
Yeah, we can do it, we can do it.
Loose, I'm placing a poor leg.
Loose, screen share your game so Bob, you can see your game, bro.
Uh, I don't know if I will do that, man.
Bro, how's he gonna coach you if you can't see your game you fucking idiot
Bro trust thing
I got you like I am I'm not lying to you, bro. Ask your chat. He's a pro
For him. Ask him a vouch. I please ask your chat. He's up to it. Nobody's told you bro
I make this fair so you get a real coach
Come on, loves there we go. What?
All right
All right, you can see us. Are you good?
It's loading. It's infinite loading. I saw it for a second wait.
It's not showing anything. Wait, you don't see it? No.
Close, you're not sharing your game for your game bro. Come on. Wait, it says tree fouls.
No, I can see it. Bobby had his pull up for a second. I can see it.
What I swear there's nothing for me
Wait wait wait
No, there we go
There we go there we go there we go
Let's start
Let's just get the proof broke out
Let's just let you go
Oh trust
This guy's on the chip coach lock in please
Alright thanks
Let's just catch what you
The hogs are trading 4x on all starts with the wizards
Try y'all
We're suging the column.
Where did it turn that money?
I'm not sure if I can.
Loose, are you locked in now?
Loose, lock in, man, lock in!
Loose, are you locked?
Yeah.
I just got a chance, Bob.
Well, I shouldn't leave you, right?
I shouldn't leave you.
I shouldn't leave you.
No, no, no.
It's good, it's good.
You got this, bro.
All right, bro.
I need trust, trust.
Now, it's locking in, bro, run up your sleeves real quick, run up your sleeves.
Bobby, you don't tell me what to do with my clothing, okay?
Sorry, sorry.
You, you helped me with the game, and you don't say anything else, all right?
All right.
You know, it's weird.
Nice, like jump, jump over to the station.
Do the jumping is faster, right, anyway.
Pro tip.
Okay, okay, insertion.
Where are the bombs? Where are the bombs? Where are the bombs?
of the bombs. Okay, okay, I'm right. I'm like, you're going straight. Holy
amongst the F-stick drift.
I go to the left. You need to go on the building. Okay, okay. Now go up to the one
Hold I think A. Hold A. Yes, yes, yes, it's called good
Okay, now go to the next
Dory, why did my Spanish is placebo affected? There's anything
Bro, where are you going?
E and press everything everything you see
Right now he's downstairs like I know he's there enough
I'm just trying to...
...not right, sorry.
Sorry, take.
Yee-e-e-gwon, they're coming.
Sorry, sorry.
I know too much, you see those...
Oh, four eliminated.
I think that's all right.
Wow! I told you, do you see...
...Browl St.
Do you see the bomb, bro?
Here's your... here's your...
So now, so now, so now, only this away...
Wait, wait, wait, let me give you this phrase.
So I'm playing you, and now I'm gonna deal with your weird evil.
even an instrument they're getting that are fucking on your body.
Not providing me your fucking home movie traps.
No, he's telling you, look at the movie trailer right there.
You shut your mouth on me.
Jason, you set this as a crow.
You set this as a crow, man.
Yes, he is a Bobby.
You told him to break a window if he doesn't.
I thought.
Okay, trust, go, go, be, go, be.
Go, be.
Get out of here, man.
Right there.
No, he doesn't know what he means for all it.
It's different every time you turn the mic.
Why do you go past the hand?
It's close.
You weren't listening.
Bro, you weren't listening.
He told you there was booby traps.
Dude, you have to react.
You didn't get to talk to him.
Yes, bro.
Yes, bro.
Let trust.
Trust.
He was right there.
She was really tough.
I found the real job.
What was that?
What?
Do you have better job of listening in your wind?
Well, you're defending okay, trust, like, okay, you see our one?
Click that, click that.
Okay, now go, go with, um, go to like a non-up other.
So, go behind this.
That one right there, that one, that one, yes, right there.
If you want to see a point right there, you'll deploy it.
Let's swear.
Nice, run, nice.
Right now.
Now, um, yeah, do that, do that, yeah, yes, yes, yes, yes, that's a good play.
Now you can't plant the bomb, you know what I'm saying?
Oh, there's another bomb I forgot, I mean, um, um, wait, you found the bomb?
Right, look, look, go, click the down deep pan, check your camera real quick.
Nice, nice, I click the, yes, yes, yes, yes.
Look for him, look for him.
Wage sign my sign, my sign go back, go back.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Brother, oh, it's a blow up.
The other one!
We're not thou one, not thou one.
Well, all I'm going to go is.
Not thou one, though.
They shall wait for, like you see, where's the shell.
Toad.
No, no, you need to protect the barn.
You don't go down, no, no, you need to protect the barn.
Go back, go back!
Come back.
He's planting his plant.
He's planting his plant.
He's planting.
He's not under the feed.
He's in danger of the season.
He's planting.
Bro, it's because he's doing the peek of what's strategy, bro.
Oh, no, man.
Go to check a thing, go to check a thing, go to check a thing.
You all go to check a thing, go to check a thing.
I can't believe you.
No, don't go out, don't go out.
No, no, no, no.
Trust, bro.
He's up all right now.
I can't hear you.
I can't hear you.
Let's go play on him!
She's that thing, he's right there.
Bring it to her. Shoot, shoot. Shoot, shoot.
Shoot at her! That's what he'd be shooting.
Whoa!
You'll get mad running away. Shoot, shoot, shoot, shoot.
All right, watch, watch, um, watch.
Y'all want!
But it was behind the old mihangies behind you.
No, it was behind. It was not there.
It was behind the verdade.
Yes, he's right there. He's right there. She's wait
Okay, okay, he's planting. He's planting. Told you to eat planting planting
He's in the Indian
Damn, oh my days
Ah
You need to you need to go to the barn. You need to go to the barn
You got 10 seconds through, do you need to go?
Nine, eights.
Wait, he's at B-Bong of B-Bong.
The fees are the fees are the fees, he's not there if you left the neck.
We should be handicapped three to one, pretty.
Shoot!
I told you to shoot, man!
Bro, I literally told you to shoot.
I literally told you to shoot.
You were the one, you were the one.
Most why didn't you shoot?
You were the one.
You want to run. Most why didn't you listen to him Bobby you yell forget to shoot behind you
And I got killed from the front
Always because they might point of view the camera sling. Oh, I forgot the fucker Bobby shut the fuck up
Brought it's in pretty field
Well, you want to be
Help shit
I mean, I
Oh my day school. Yes, I will know now. No, no, no, yep
He trust no, I'll pick the game with the arm. No, I look now down on down on doing this the bull's like the red bull's like the red bull's like
Most you have to go down
Yeah, if you have most calm down and listen
In switchers, no, no credit. Yeah, I'm not on perfect. All right, all right, probably you're defending this should be easy for you then
I'm down and listen, good God.
You're right, man.
Just listen to the bottom, bro.
Here's what I'm gonna do.
Here's what I'm gonna do.
Ready? Watch this.
Now my camera's off.
What the hell, man?
How to shift off.
And now, G.C. you're fucked.
You're gonna owe me 10 fucking grand.
Okay.
Guess what, buddy.
Well, I'm trying to coach you in.
Oh, God.
You walked you walked you.
You fucked you.
Probably. Oh, you got it.
Wow.
Jim has just pulled up his turn on the back.
Pull up his stream.
I already.
Better get cut.
It doesn't matter if this is the Lehman.
He doesn't like the other side.
Yes, no, no.
I'm going to coach you in.
Probably just pulled up his stream.
I think.
Let me know if you're in there.
I've seen coaching.
for a long class dude you're on class why can't I find you he's
his library's live on kick oh that's fine
Oh
Oh, nice you know you know where you're going. We thought I could see him. Yes, I see him
Bro, bro, bro, bro, bro. Wait, how many what's the timing in your med train on you see two minutes two minutes? Okay, it's not the name
Trust, trust, where the how are you going man?
He's exploring. He's exploring.
He's exploring. Why is he not going to be outside?
Wait, all my days.
We're lost. Just listen if I don't have a Jesus.
Wait, where's the bomb? Wait, wait. Where are you planting or the phone?
He's planting. He's so exploring, dude.
Yes, he's exploring.
Yes, yes, yes, yes, he's doing that he's in a wait
Shoot it there shoot it there shoot it there shoot it there do I call you to shoot the freaking buggy bomb
Good bro
Not on my face my face my face my face
Wait, good name wait shoot it there all these wait you heard him you heard him
But you heard him
Oh my, there is.
No, yes, they trust men.
No, you need to go play.
Go play the bunch.
Go play the bunch.
Go play the bunch.
Play him, bro.
Charlie's not there he left the house he left the house
Left the house I heard I'm a herd of more eliminated
This fucking kid bro. Holy shit
Holy fuck oh
Bob she's been back in somehow. I don't know how
All right Bobby thank you for your services. I think you made it you
I
Tennis
I
Tennis mouse
Feed up yourself and check
He said you left the house
Ah
All right, I just need five more kills and I think I secure the win, man
So, do you ever playing with your without a coach, Loss?
Oh, man, oh, man, did you prefer, like, was it easier with Bobby or worse?
That was a, you know, what pros, and I get it, because you have 10K in the line, you bring
all the tactics out, Bobby, fucking, you know, Dr. Dooley, I get it, bro.
We're doing good, bye-bye. You won't play me in 2K, you won't play me in 4K, you won't play me in any game that I've played before.
Play me in time, you won't play me in your most, you're like historically known as the worst game we're of all time.
Don't beat me in those games!
Dude, I'll beat you in any game.
It's gonna be me!
Do you think you're beat me in class?
Okay, I can hear the ball.
Shoot. Listen.
I forget class and forget siege.
Okay, two of the worst games ever created by man.
You know what game I'll beat you in?
What game?
Velotro.
What did you just say, dude?
I will beat the shit out of you in Belotrol.
What is Belotrol?
You call yourself a gamer and you don't know Belotrol.
I've already heard of that.
I'm not gonna lie, bro. You got it, bro.
Check, I know you're in front of that.
It's a single player game, what's wrong with you?
You're gonna beat me in a single player game or you crazy?
That's a matter.
Let's get the shoot to the ground.
Can you shoot the ground first?
SOMEBODY!
I think you're in a vlog right now, most of us.
Four eliminated.
Four eliminated.
Most of you kind of scams shit off right there.
Low, everything okay?
Honestly, bro, I feel like I feel like you might be evil, bro.
you might be evil bro. Bro, Rose, I'm
waiting 10 grand if you win this. You're
waiting 25 dollars. Bro, Rose, I'm not
evil bro. I'm just locked in. I'm locked in.
Rose, you ever played rock and lead before?
Yeah, I would smoke you in rock and lead. What
right here?
What right do you grow?
I don't believe in that what is that even?
I don't believe in ranking, rock, be I believe in just,
I just play the game, whatever.
I don't know what you throw me on a random account.
I don't, okay, so those, I'll tell you this.
I'll play you in Rocket League or clash.
You choose your poison.
I choose to, okay.
Okay.
We can do 2k too. Yeah, of course. And not tonight because I'm on the verge of death.
But you are you just got you just got over the flu
Within the last 30 minutes
Right and get over the flu my voice just cleaned off a little bit
But it's like the worst game ever made from maybe in Rocket League, huh?
I'm not, this is me being serious. This is actually the worst game ever made. I'm not
where you're just saying not because you're a chicken with your head cut off. You're
trying to, all right, we can, the word fake call. Like, he's gives a producing nothing
positive in the street. Fake call. It's not a fake. You should not every single one of
them because they're true tellers, bro. No, they're not. They're psychopaths. It's not a
Fake off
Loose look at it like this dude no matter what the game is bro, you pick the game out of beat you
Loose you can't right now. I'll put any amount of money. Bro. I can't play you right now
I'm gonna leave out some like sleep for 25 hours after this
You're literally should bro
Right, I'm like the break of death. Oh, do you?
Okay, most by the way, I'm up top again, you want me to shoot.
Shoot.
Shoutin' that terrified of those, this is fucking terrible.
Okay.
You could be any team you want, 2K.
You could pick my team.
You missed.
I
I
But I
Four eliminated
Good. How many times you get a die of the cat can
Like I'm a jitterly thinking of the worst video player all time. Most
Play me two, okay?
How you could do it. I do you want I have a team full of LeBron's and Jordan's. I don't give a fuck
So you're any amount of fucking money you want
So, no, you're only gonna play me if it's too good
Because I'm down by literally any night you already know that I can't do it tonight. I played. I played one of your games cool. Okay. You won you brought in a weird guy named Bobby
Who, who, like disoriented me for a few rounds, you've got some free wins.
Cool, bro.
Rub, what's you doing good, bro?
I'll even play you with dude, even a cold dude, like a death match.
Bro, I'd rather get punched in the front and I'll play God's bomb.
Of course, this is God is actually ours.
Bro, this game?
God is built for like 45 year old man.
time are you at the
And there's just like five seconds.
Where do you have it say?
I'm working.
You have, buddy.
You have to grow.
I'm turning, bro.
Stop.
It's the homework.
From a lovely term, dude.
I just do sits outside the house, droning, bro.
You ever have 10,000 on the line, of course.
Of course, let me slide a note.
I'm as close as I can.
You know, your biggest problem is, bro.
You pick a site, and then you run away from the site.
You're not safe.
I can see when you're outside here.
You're not outside.
You're not outside.
Most I've told you this, like, 11 times, dude.
Most of you are outside, I can see it.
I'm not outside, buddy.
Why do you keep saying I'm outside?
Because it has an enemy detective outdoors.
I'm out of that.
Now you're inside.
Most remember all you gotta do is just diffuse.
You've got to do it so easy.
Just a few, bro.
Just a few.
Did you lose your way?
You just shot me through a fucking wall, bro.
You just shot me through a fucking wall,
You're fucking hacking your screen peeking and you're fucking cheating, bro
Loose, it's not hacks, bro. You ran outside. I didn't know, bro, from someone who fake calls
I should have fucking known that
No, it's not a fake call, bro
and
chat is not cheating dude.
Most when you run outside, I can see you through the walls, bro.
I should have fucking known one.
I gotta say two more kills nice.
Most of you said 500 gifted, right?
I didn't say anything.
Matter of fact, I said five gifted.
Matter of fact, I'm scamming you just like,
we're tied to the rope.
You're gonna scam five gifted, no, what are you serious?
Well, I'm scamming.
I'm scammed bro. I'm actually gonna say any
Yeah, I could have sworn it was 500 get that and that's what you can't report it's I'm not streaming on Twitch
So you're a you're actually free ground you're actually gonna
You know what they were to keep it bro
I love how you're talking like the game's over brother games not fucking over
I think it's safe to say the game is over, no, I think it's safe to say it's over.
Yes, I think it's safe to say it.
Okay.
Why don't you come in the house and meet me in the house, bro?
Most, I'm defending, bro.
Yes, I'm defending.
Why don't you come meet me in here?
Most, I'm defending. You have to get to me, bro.
Stream faster. Hey bro. I'm not streaming faster mud. I'm not a bear. I'm streaming out of my own pace. Fucking idiot
Pretty good. I even bought out of your foot. Is it still in your foot?
Most of this doesn't look good.
Fuck the shit you're going to play.
The future located protect the bombs.
You're disabled with a user.
Fuck the shooting device is disabled.
Mission successful.
Here's so good, man.
Look at you giggling and smirking.
You're so good, Gigi.
Wow, bro.
You're so fucking good.
I just dog shit game that no human being plays
Take a children
Take a children
Most think about it, bro. Oh, it's 19 and 19 most this is your last chance to call a child
This is a 19 19 play would know it's in or shook
Look, see what I'm going to play without a headset.
Play with no headset or your shook.
Okay, I won't be able to hear you, but you want me to play without a headset.
Actually, I'm taking it off right now, can you hear me?
All right, chat, playing with us without a headset.
This is literally what you need to do.
Don't be scared, little buddy.
I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
Check that's not a damn fucking weirdo. It's not a damn thing. It's not a damn thing.
But no, literally I can't hear you. I didn't even have a hand cell.
I've never played this game and I haven't had sex.
It's not a vape call if you guys have influenza.
You're literally evil if you're saying this is a vape call.
I'm going to get the first time in my life, I've ever played with on a headset.
Just want to let me hold on to the map.
I don't know if I can do that.
No, time to take him.
of
four eliminated
gg 20 20 to zero
Now, those I believe we agreed on 500 gifted, right?
Oh, man, my word.
Jesus.
Most any game, any night, any time, besides the night, because I'm on the verge of death.
I'll take you up on any way, Jura.
I want you to download 2K in Fortnite.
Bro, why aren't you like the worst Fortnite player ever?
Isn't that like a historical flash?
Alright, give it to yourselves and come in and your chat right now.
Let me ask you if you want to give it to me.
Go to Genji's and give it to me.
Yo.
Bernard.
Here they come.
Is it in Los Poles?
Terrible that Fortnite Bernard?
Bernard.
Is it most horrible terrible not fortnight?
Well, I'm not.
Thank you so now you're now your skits of fronig.
No, no, I'm not skits of fronig, bro. That's my friend.
He just lagged. He's picking up. This is my British friend.
Loads with the five W Man of the Swords.
You're open up.
Is it, isn't most terrible not fortnight for no?
Hey, Nick. Well, you know, I'll give you the honest bone. I'll take.
Loast is definitely more known for his humor and personality than for being a fortnight pro.
pro. So yeah, he's probably not winning any well champion chips anytime soon. Yeah, no, but like Bernard in like a Fortnite
Major, I would check his ass right. Oh
Absolutely, you have zero doubt you'd have him be in a four-night way, Joe. I mean you've got the skills
He's got the jokes and be a fun match to see though. Yeah, thanks Bernard. Yeah, for now Bernard. Why don't you ship it?
What do you think?
I'm just a reality check, you know, I'm here.
That's a question, man.
Yeah.
So, Bernard, would you say Lose is like,
one of the worst gamers in all of the streaming community,
a lot of people have that take?
You know, I'd say Lose is more like one of the most entertaining gamers,
rather than, yeah, the worst.
Because it's kind of like funny how bad it is, sort of thing?
Exactly, you go to his back.
Sorry, Bernard, continue.
No worries, it's all big. Basically at loose just leans into that whole lovable chaos vibe
It's kind of his brand to not be the best, but to make everyone laugh
So he's going his own kind of best going on. All right. Thank you, Bernard. Have a great night. I don't love you, bro
Absolutely Nick any time
You haven't awesome. You saw him. So you've manipulated your robot to agree with whatever you say, bro
You're you've lost your fucking mind, James, you've lost your mind, bro, and dude, I'm gonna say this right now
You're not beating me for a day. You're not really okay. Okay. Okay. What about rocket-tink?
Rocket League I have maybe an hour play in rocket league in my life. I have like 45 minutes on God
No, I have like two hours. I like two hours
Then I think we can want to be one in Rocket League.
Yes, I'm down any day.
Bro, any day.
I'm just literally not tonight.
I'm about to die.
That's fine, dude.
I also think basketball in real life.
I mean, there's nothing.
I thought you weren't mobile anymore though.
I see that all over the TikTok.
Are you mobile?
I'm not your man.
I'm not your bro.
Hey, this is not the last of this.
Okay, yeah, this is not the end. Yeah, ever I'll see you any game any time any day. All right, now low 2k 26 already got it already got it
All right, bye, all right
Yo, that might have been the most of ever laughed in my life
That might have been the most ever laughed in my fucking life
And on top of that, I have fucking influenza.
All right, chat, I'm going to bed.
I'm going to sleep for like 30 hours.
Love y'all boys, bro.
Chat, we got the 9 to 9 if zero person must be cracking
off this week.
I'm going to keep practicing rock and lead, bro.
All right, chat, I love y'all, bro.
I see y'all boys tomorrow, man.
We stream every fucking day.
Bro, we used to have five hours stream
with being diagnosed with influenza.
I mean, come on. Wait, did my stream refresh?
Did it crash, right?
Did it crash?
All right, chat.
Five hours stream with influenza.
We here, all right.
Chat, love y'all boys.
God first, God bless.