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But the five gifted Patrick put it in my, uh-huh, give it to me raw daddy, ten because of you, zero because you went live.
So me starting my stream makes your day of zero out of the...
So what's the point? No, no, I've had this. What's the point of that, bro? What's the fucking point?
Don't touch the streaming equipment, dog. Don't touch the streaming equipment.
Chad, how was y'all day?
Can't shoot threes with the five gift itself?
Scoop, she goin'.
Can't shoot threes, put it in my ass.
Put it in my tight anus,
butch with the five gift,
didn't double you butch in the chat.
Dead the hero, chat.
We gotta see what Joe bought today, boys.
And this is the first time where like me and Joe
have gone a stream, where it's just me and Joe.
It's gotta be Pete, chat.
We got some shit planned.
Sanji with the five get the subscription.
His name is Sanji cooking holy ball knowledge name.
Yo, chat.
So what we're gonna be doing?
At around seven PM tonight,
me and Joe are gonna one be one in Rocket League.
I'm gonna be locking in.
I'm gonna be doing everything about power to win that game.
After that, me and Joe are gonna play that game
called Keep Talking and Nobody Explodes.
The bomb diffused whole game.
So there's gotta be Pete Brown.
It's gotta be Pete sing.
We might just rock a big twos, as well.
I just have twos, I might just have twos.
It's gonna be Pete's.
Surface knowledge, react to the new heroes.
Yes.
So, class Royale drops some heroes today.
And I wanna say, bro,
Chad, I have nothing streaming,
class is much, but as y'all boys know,
I thought you have been playing off streaming.
I'm currently top seven day in the world, dude.
I'm currently top seven day in the world,
not bad at all.
I haven't really been,
I don't even, you know, just not select flex or whatever,
but you know what I'm saying.
Haven't even streaming class rows still been playing,
still top seven, okay?
Now, I did see class drop new heroes today,
which literally nobody asked for.
Everybody wants evils, everybody wants new cards,
literally no one wants these heroes,
but let's see what they drop.
Let's see what they drop, let's see what they drop,
let's see what they drop.
Alright, here's the video.
T.D. Royale, Hero Goblins, Hero Mechanics, or Mega Manu.
In a while, when Gokelli's have never been heroes.
Why's it blurry? She has to blur for y'all?
When Love is in the air,
I'm shattering travelers around here in the air.
It's time to time season.
New heroes, new rise.
Okay, that was a lot in this TV Railway which I found time, season.
Worst time of the year if you're single, bro. Yo, Chad. Let's get it after the chat for all the single people in the chat.
Including myself.
Just get it after the chat. It's a different story. It's okay, Chad. I'll be your guys. It's all the time. You're the same.
It's a lot, whoa, it's a lot against the rate team plus.
It's a lot, jadda, it's a lot against the rate team plus.
Let me be clear, I'm nine.
I'm 18, phone, have I scone?
Yo, have I, it's happy that time, season?
Yeah, that's what I was from the asker, he's still single?
Yes, why are you asking?
Oh, I was just, that's the best opportunity for me, you know.
So, if you guys want to go out, watch the mess, like,
you're getting what we watch the mess, like,
maybe go out and then a little bit or be, just me and you.
So, yeah, hanging up on that, I would legitimately rather bash my head
into a singer, a singer block wall, then have high-wise put his leaner inside of me.
I'm good to be honest.
Did this mother, you know, this guy is a fucking coworker,
if he just asked me to netflix and chill.
He just asked me to netflix and chill, dude.
Are you serious?
I was different strengths.
Which one makes us in a distraction?
Hero goblins are not okay.
Hero goblins.
Let's see what this is all about.
My expectations are right about here.
About staying alive.
They're about with a end up.
When the last goblins down, it drops a banner.
And that's when the ability kicks in.
Yes.
You can summon another wave at that exact spot.
If they're destroyed too early, you don't get much value.
Can you use the ability more than once?
Can the benefit destroy?
Sorry, the banal lasts forever.
Only last for a few seconds.
This one feels ominous.
Zero Mega minion targets the enemy with the lowest max HP.
Anywhere in the arena?
Yeah.
Excuse me. Why did the Mega minion just turn into Prime Ray Lewis?
It's me.
Anyway, yo, brother, brother, Mike, if I, burn the arena, anywhere, it teleports and strikes
when you activate.
Oh, it teleports.
Why not that?
Is the target feasible?
So it can teleport to anywhere in the arena.
Yes.
What happens afterwards if it goes to a tower?
After teleporting, it deals less tower damage for a few seconds.
Also, why does Walker look so different today?
Which he or her receives your rose?
Touchdown's back!
But this time, as a competitive ladder.
There are no towers, score by getting a troop into the end zone.
Best at three crowns wins,
or whoever has a head, when the time runs out.
You'll need 15 wins to reach the leaderboard.
Old cons, a captive level 11.
You play with a four card deck.
And the mode kicks off, Ellie February.
Who is doing this?
No, this is...
There's something going on here, bro.
Like there's a dude I'm telling you dude, whenever I make these predictions, bro, I'm normally correct.
Brothers, brothers, brothers.
They initially launched the idea of heroes with the musketeer, the night, the giant, and the mini-packer.
It was one of the worst received updates of all time.
And instead of completely taking their foot off the gas pedal, just releasing new cards and releasing new egos,
they've done two new batches of heroes with the ice column and the wizard that flies, and now a teleporting megalion and then goblins that respawn.
It makes me think that this whole level 16 thing and this whole heroes thing was planned out for a really long period of time.
And then instead of just not doing it they just completely said fuck it. Let's burn this game alive
I'm talking to that. We had a guys. I want to be clear here
This game probably makes me rage more than any game in the entire world if I'm recommending
Teleports to my tower. I'm like I'm gonna burn my phone down literally like the hero
I scored them whatever the hero wizard what it like if I hear
I'm not going to the teleports to my tower. I'm going to burn my phone down
Art, hot time, shout out.
With the special invited artists.
I will tone it up.
I'm coming back in my-
What is this?
What is this?
What is this to you, Arkane?
Watch this be like a reener picture.
Watch it this be like literally someone's penis.
Okay, it's glass rail.
Rewards claims.
A banner and a banner.
banner. All right. Oh, she had more details in the next TV
reality. It's the meantime. Let us know which gamers
I'd like to see. All right. So let's let's take this step by
stamp, frame by frame. As a person who has loved this game for 10
years, what the fuck are we doing legitimately? Like, I don't know
how many more I've already said this so many times. So like, I don't even
We know what the point of me saying it again is.
Nobody likes heroes, nobody likes level 16.
You guys already added in level 16, so that bridge is completely burned.
There's no sanding that.
All those people that spent all that money leveling up cards on level 16, if they haven't
reverted it, it's not even possible, it would probably be a legal.
So they can't revert it, so level 16, it's already done.
That bridge is already burned.
Why don't we still implement in heroes to the game?
It's boring, it's not fun, it's not exciting.
I hear in my settings.
And of story, period.
It's not fun.
Also, the game is becoming like more and more gimmicky.
I legitimately, I never, I never hate it on Evo's ever.
For some of the Evo's day, I initially
launched broken to swim.
No people in the paying more money, 100%.
But at least, Evo's, everybody liked Evo's.
It's exciting.
It's something to look for too.
If you have a deck of cards and one of your favorite cards
ever in your main deck, gets an Evo
makes you want to play the game more. Evo's are generally good for the game. I think Evo's
are one of the best things I've ever did. I think Evo's kept the game fresh for a while.
Heroes, there's no gimmick, it's just the same old card but it has an ability. It's like,
and then they haven't really, when is the last Evo they released? What was it? Four months ago?
This is gonna try me crazy! You guys are doing all of the wrong things and doing none of the
Right, things like, oh my god, last forever and only last for Jack. When was the last evil released to flash out it was the evil biggest right three months ago
Probably it was the evil pinkies right evil pigs
Why is there two of you on the screen I know three months ago
Let's call it three slash four months ago
was the last time they released that Eva.
Brother, people liked the Eva's.
Nobody hated it on the Eva's.
No one wants the fucking heroes.
I don't know how many times I got a bury this into your head.
Nobody wants the heroes.
Holy shit.
People want new cards and evolutions.
Nobody wanted level 16, but that approach
has already burned.
There's no turning back.
Everybody told you, love sticks to use a terrible idea.
I literally said in the server of creators,
I said, we still have time to remember at level 16.
Do not do this.
If you guys didn't remember at level 16,
there would be a mass accident of players.
Nobody listened to a fucking word.
And now instead of falling back and pivoting,
they're just gonna keep shoveling heroes down our throne.
Or, he was done to make just silently delete
evo from the game that has got a tiny, crazy.
Whoever's in charge of these ideas, bro,
I don't know who it is,
whoever's making these ideas,
you need to be fired, my boy.
You need to be fired.
There is way too many human beings
that play this video game
for whoever this absolute idiot is
to be running the shed into the ground.
I don't know who's designing these ideas, you're fine.
Like, bro, I mean, oh my god, what is this?
What is this shit?
Look at the mega minion.
or a few seconds.
Fuck it, Dallasmore!
This one!
Zero Mega minion targets the enemy with...
Alright, so it's two in the morning, okay?
You're a bobby go to sleep and you tell yourself,
I'm gonna place some classroom.
The lowest max HP.
And then a Mega minion turns into prime,
rate-luis, and just tell reports across the arena.
They wear a new arena?
Anywhere, it teleports and strikes when you activate it.
Is the target so if you put a low HP unit on your tower,
you're basically asking the Mega minion...
I mean, Hall of Firecracker is going to be horrible.
They're just going to, I mean, as opposed to the Mega Man,
he's just going to teleport to the true killer,
and then start hitting your tower immediately.
What happens often with, if it goes to a tower?
After teleporting, it deals less tower damage for a few seconds.
Well, I'm absolutely curfuckled.
Like, I'm curfuckled.
You know, dude, I like legitimately, I've seen a lot of gaming companies.
I don't know if I've ever seen one this incompetent.
Because, like, with Ubisoft, for example, like,
It's not that they were entirely incompetent with our six.
They just didn't have the funding to actually fix the game.
But like Clash Rout, they have all the funding in the world.
They have money coming out of their ass.
And like they produce this shit.
What is this?
I'm making things get a teleport across to your arena.
But do you want to say?
Mowlight, what happened to Mowlight?
What happened to Mowlight?
Most creator code. Oh, I saw that.
Mow lost his creator code.
Mow lost his creator code. Yes, I did see that. I did see that.
Yeah, I don't know. I just don't know why all of the things that have positive reinforcement.
They just stop doing. And then all the things that have negative reinforcement,
then keep doing it. Why, I mean, okay, I'm going to be honest, Mo did say like something
that was crazy about him streaming, I'm not going to lie. It was definitely over the
line. Was he being serious? Obviously not, but I'm not, if you've seen that I'm not going
to like play the clip, but like Mo did say something that was like, because like what I
I say is like, whoever's in charge of balancing needs to be fired.
He took it like, nine steps further.
I don't really know if I agree with what I definitely don't agree with what he said.
It was pretty bad.
I'm not gonna lie.
What most said it was bad, yes, but I do feel bad that he lost his creator code.
But I'm gonna be honest, I kind of understood like it was bad, like the clip was bad.
The clip was really bad, it was bad.
It was very bad.
But it's something I don't think Mo was being said.
Like I know how Mo is.
I don't think Mo was being serious.
Do you feel what I'm saying?
Play the clip.
I mean, how about you can play the clip?
I mean, it's, it's all, what's done is done.
You can play the clip.
You can play the clip, I've got as if you want.
What's done is done.
Asked her, I think it would have probably.
Oh, sound really good about it.
JJ didn't give out of it.
It's all over TikTok.
If y'all haven't seen it, I'm actually surprised.
It's literally all over TikTok.
I saw this like two weeks ago.
Okay.
Play the clip.
Have I just getting it?
Have I just getting it?
Press it.
Press this king.
Take it over to your one-month.
Nay, Nay, take it over to prime.
Big game.
Take it over to prime.
Buy it.
I lost his creator code right here in class realm.
Look what Muhammad like just said,
wall line.
Here, me pick up the giant or so stupid.
Well, the balance team need to get shot in the head.
I'm all kind.
Now that everybody's slow down.
This right here, like I don't think,
like I like the thing is I don't think most being serious obviously he's not being serious but like you physically cannot so you can't say this like you literally can't say this
every single one of them oh god oh my god oh my god oh my god oh yes you can Jesus you can't say this like pure jack you cannot say this well you cannot say this
Okay, one, Mohan Adly was just joking.
Everybody's triggered about this.
Yeah, like, um, it's a thing, like he's joking.
Is it, is it something to joke about?
No, but like, I know how Mo is.
I think everybody knows how he is.
Mo is one of the nicest human beings ever.
Mo just like didn't understand that like,
obviously you can't say that.
Like, everybody knows,
most of the nicest people you'll ever meet from.
new update and how rough the game is right now.
But crap like that can seriously get you banned from the game or, you know, they can kick you out of the entire
flash right out ecosystem where they ban all your channels.
It just happened to one dude in Clash of Plans.
One hive.
It's something happened over there.
Yeah, so I've been like, period.
Like, and the story, you can't say that.
Um, yeah, you can't say to that, um, I, what I say,
Mo and what I like is, Rochelle, get his code back eventually one day.
Probably like a year or something.
I'm sure he feels bad that it said that, but what I say mo is just everybody on the
battle team needs to get fucking fired because they do.
Well, those dudes are fucking terrible at balancing this game.
I mean they're horrible.
They are terrible.
It's three months.
Oh, you'll get it back in three months?
Yeah.
So like, is Mo wrong to be mad at the battle team?
No.
But can you advocate violence? Obviously not.
Moe is literally one of the nicest human beings I've ever met in my life.
Obviously Moe was joking. If you think he's being serious to your fucking idiot.
But I also understand. I will say this. I don't understand a lot of things to
Supercell does, but I do understand that. I understand.
But hey, he's going to get his coat back, so that's good.
But yeah, Moe is one of the nicest people to go to.
He's obviously kidding.
Oh, yeah, watch the most video, wait, what moment of the video on it, moment of the video?
PR response, no chat, it's not PR response, you can't threaten someone's life.
Guys, look at it, you cannot, and you cannot threaten somebody's life dude.
You cannot do this is not PR. You can't threaten a person's life. You threaten me, Mr.
Doodle Bob. Like, Mr. Doodle Bob, I've never threatened you in my life.
You cannot threaten somebody's life, period. Wait, what is most video? What is most video?
what is most video? Is it like a TikTok or a YouTube video chat? Is it a TikTok
or a YouTube video? YouTube? Let's see. I don't see it. I don't see it. I don't see it.
your keyboard sounds nice, thank you, thank you. It's the one that
zoicked told me to get. Hey, Jincy, I'm ready naked with the lotion. All right,
that's my cue to stop reading chat. All right, ladies and gentlemen, let's
lock the fucking. Dude, I haven't streamed. I haven't streamed
in Clash are probably three weeks.
Ladies and gentlemen, let's lock the fucking boys.
As you know, I've been playing a little bit
of Clash, off stream, top 7000 in the world.
Not too shabby.
Not too shabby, I think in this season,
I'm gonna try to get my best finish yet, if possible.
My deck is back in the meta, so that's good.
It was at least four days of life.
I might play a little bit of a lot of today.
But first thing we're gonna be doing.
your chat is that mega draft still in the game is that mega draft lot or so in the game it doesn't matter if it is anyways
is that mega draft lot or so in the game is it chat?
oh mega draft challenge literally perfect okay this is what I wanted to play and you notice
so we got a little bit of a challenge today boys and girls so we are going to be playing
MegaDraft challenge trying to get to 12 wins,
but there is one important rule.
Every time my opponent drafts a card,
I have to let them counter me.
So like if my opponent drops arrows,
I have to draft many in order.
So what's good to happen is the battle is gonna start,
and I'm gonna intentionally hard counter myself
and see if I can win.
So whatever map you pick here,
I have to pick the worst possible response to it.
So let's see what he picks.
Let's see what he picks.
Okay, so he picks poison.
What here hard counters poison?
Let me think,
chat probably the witch, right?
The witch, the witch.
I'd say the witch, right?
Or maybe barbarians.
Chat barbarians?
Maybe barbarians, godlands, let me go barbs.
Let me go the witch and the barbarians.
Okay, now I have a horrible, two horrible responses
to the poison.
Okay, delivery.
Okay, minions get hard countered by world delivery.
God, this is gonna be hard.
I don't know if I'm gonna get one when like this.
Okay, and then disappear.
So I'm gonna go minions because world's
hard counters minions and then for the east spirit I'm going to go goblin gang because
the east spirit hard counters the goblin gang. Beautiful, beautiful, beautiful, beautiful.
Okay, this is not going to be easy. Well, I'm going to be curious when he picks his win
condition. But yeah, as it sits right now, I'm drafting literally terrible. Okay,
executioner, bro, what heart, okay, I feel like what would
hard counter the executioner or get hard countered, probably the
rascals, right? I feel like the rascals would probably get
hard countered by the executioner because his acts would just roll
through the rascals consistently. Okay, then he goes golden
in night, what is the golden night, hard counter, oh,
work fruits, okay? I need to get a ring finish,
I do have to get a win condition.
I'm going to wait to see what he picks.
This is already pretty tragic right now though.
Okay, he goes E giant.
Oh god.
So if I was trying, I would go inferno tower.
What does really bad against the E giant?
Probably the spear goblins because he can just reflect them.
Now I need to get a win condition.
Now what can my win condition be, chat realistically?
I do need to have some way of winning. My deck is literally terrible. Okay, what is a way to win against this guy?
Maybe a goblin barrel could be good, but he has the world's delivery dude.
Well, I'm gonna go go bro. I'm gonna kill his goes! I literally drafted the worst possible deck against him, so let's see what happens.
Hopefully he doesn't have a real delivery. I'm going to go Goblin Runk first place. You can have a real delivery.
He does, but it's late! Yes! Okay. That's the thing about the real delivery is they have to be early.
He already used his e-spirit, so maybe I could go gang. He does not have a e-spirit or a delivery.
Ooh, that was a good Goblin gang. That's going to force out a cannon. Okay, this guy just spent a lot of the mixer.
if I go barbs like that I haven't feelings gonna poison it maybe he won't though oh god oh my god
yeah this was a bad idea this was a really bad idea I'm gonna go minions out of the range of the
ejiah oh the challenge is not gonna be easy wait really bad poison by him I'm gonna go deep
The Goblin girl, maybe I can get him to miss his delivery.
Please miss, please miss, he missed it, but it didn't matter because of the timing, okay?
We could win, but he's got a lot of spear goblin damage there.
Lock it!
I don't know what to do against his e-giant though.
That was actually such a good pick by him.
Bro, the barbarians got absolutely melted by the executioner.
All right, need that go Goblin gang the bridge?
He's probably gonna e-spirit this, right?
Okay, send me a heart that's sweet. Okay, really bad ice beer. I'm gonna get a lot of damage on that. All right, let's get the pressure up. That was a bad ice wizard. Nice, wait, good timing. Hold up.
Oh nice, okay. That's a lot of royal recruit damage dude.
All right, now what I'm gonna do is I'm gonna go minions because he's not gonna be able to afford his executioner yet.
And then I'm going to go Goblin Barrow to keep the pressure up.
And then I'm going to go Spear Goblin's going to bend this.
Nice to be getting more damage, brother minions are so close against me, giant guys.
This is actually such a close battle.
I have to keep the pressure on this guy.
If I go recruit his going to go executioner, but I have to keep the pressure out.
He's going to go exit.
Nice. Okay.
We ended up forcing out a lot of responses.
I'm gonna go rascals because I have a feeling we're gonna hold up wait a minute
I need this extra two sugar to walk away. I'm gonna go barks here
I need to go go. I need to keep getting this barrel damage. Come on. Go delivery
It's a little bit too late
Bro, you can still leave it out too late. He needs to be doing it way earlier. I'll keep in the press on this guy if he he Giants again
I'm fear I'm gonna lose way back
Hold up!
That was all really bad!
That got me fell!
That got me fell!
Go!
Go!
Go!
Oh no.
I don't think I got enough damage.
Wait, why would you do that?
That was my only way to win.
Why would you put the each item at the back?
I have to go all in right now or I'm going to lose the game.
I need that to be enough, he doesn't have delivery yet, he does not have delivery yet, he does not have delivery yet, he does not have delivery yet.
It's over, guys, it's over.
No, no.
God, my game's so money!
Somebody do something!
PLEASE!
PLEASE!
I'm still black.
I have to go with the trick barrel.
I'm going with the trick barrel.
Please, Beth.
Yes!
Stop by not!
I won by 20.
I won by 20.
Oh, my God.
Oh my god.
What a way to start it off.
What a way to start it off.
All right, this challenge is not going to be easy.
Playing MegaDraft, but only drafting cards that you're appointed hard counters is not easy.
All right.
Okay, what?
What is firecracker, hard counter?
Let's paint here.
What is she hard counter?
I mean, I guess you could say like spear gobbling, right?
You're gobbling, right?
All right, let me draft what else does she hard counter?
What else, let me think, what else does she hard counter?
She does good against squishy troops, so maybe just like skeletons?
She does really good against squishy stuff.
There's not enough?
Okay, he goes with witch.
Okay.
Now, what hard count?
Oh my god, Anne Megan, I hate it.
Okay.
So the mini pack up does get hard countered by the witch, so let's draft that.
What is the Mega Knight Hard Counter?
The Mega Knight Hard Counter's real mystically bro?
Like everything I guess?
Okay, the Mega Knight definitely hard counters battle ramp, right?
For sure.
Mega Knight, yes, right?
Mega Knight, because you heat drops it and you just immediately annihilates the battle ramp.
Okay, what is goblin barrel hard counter?
Probably like a void.
I feel like void does literally nothing to the goblin barrel
because it already does all the damage anyways.
Now, what is the hog rider's hard counter?
I guess just no type of building.
So what is a card that literally does nothing
to a hog rider?
Probably a ice cold.
Yeah, this challenge is not easy.
I'm gonna have to get an actual win condition
because my current win condition
gets destroyed by the Maginite.
Okay, what is this skeleton barrel?
Hard counter?
Probably just troops that don't attack it,
so maybe like berserker.
The berserker does terrible against this skeleton barrel.
All right, now I need a win condition.
All right, let's think, let's think.
What could my win condition be, boys?
The battle ramps not ever gonna do a lick of damage
because he has the Maginite.
I do need a win condition.
What should I pick chat?
Maybe boss bandit or mortar?
Boss bandit or mortar?
Let's go boss bandit.
I do need to wait a win.
I need to have a way to win.
If he's one way to win.
Okay.
Game number two of Mega Drafts, where we only draft cards that are opponent hard counties.
All right.
I'm going to go spear Goblins to mess up his knight which a little bit.
Let's go. Oh, that's actually a good boy. Oh, y'all. I have nothing for that. Yeah, I have nothing for that. Oh my god
See, that's why I picked void because it literally doesn't nothing to the goblin barrel
So it was like it looks like I'm gonna have to only use void on troops. I think
All right, let's go boss, be at it. I have a feeling he's just gonna go mega night to defend the boss man
and I have a strong feeling.
He is down a good chunk of a mixer though.
Wait a minute.
If he goes and Megan Knight there, oh no.
Good ability.
That's on tower.
Nice!
Okay.
All right, we're winning.
Oh God, oh God.
We're winning by about 40 damage right now.
Now, if I go battle ram,
he can't Megan Knight it,
because what's he got for the mini-pecker?
Bro, he's in a weird spot.
Yeah, that was so really good balleram, Riley would be proud, because bro, he can't
Mega Knight either side, looks to eat!
Okay, we're up and bought, this is very chokeable, considering we did draft a terrible
back.
I'm gonna go berserk or to this DPS that more than I can.
I literally have nothing for this, I guess, boy.
I mean, Void does something to it.
Yo, he's spending a lot of them
and it's sort of much pressure him.
He doesn't have Megan right in his hand yet.
So this is a good battle round.
Nice.
Wow, that fire factor just eats.
Wait, that's a three crown.
That's a three crown.
OK.
I don't know how much damage.
I'll level 11 Void does, but I know for a fact,
it should be 120.
That's good.
BANG!
Come on!
I'm locked, dude.
Let's go.
Let's go.
Come on.
Game number three, baby.
I'm locked in, dude.
Seems my lock still hasn't changed.
Jesus, one star.
Are you finger blasting me?
All right.
So we get the opening pick.
So technically we can kind of pick whatever we want.
because our opponent hasn't picked anything yet.
So let's go with something safe.
Like, let's go to some barrel.
Oh dear God, oh dear God.
I was trying to get a skeleton real
and I got a fucking expo.
Okay, now his first pick was fireball.
What is fireball hard counter?
zabies, oh, it hard counters the shit out of the climb machine. Okay. Now,
what do Piggy's hard counter, it would be a troop that does not do splash damage. So,
let's think, I feel like the bandit does pretty bad against Piggy's.
Maybe she'll spear, I feel like she'll spear, literally does nothing to Piggy's. So that's pretty good.
I mean, it does splash, but like, I mean, if you go to Piggy's and I put it, she'll spear down,
What like it's not gonna do anything. Okay, then he goes freeze then he goes oil ghost
What is a troop that oil ghost would probably hard counter? Let me thank you
Probably like spear gobs because he just one chop of the spears
Then he goes freeze what is freeze hard counter? I mean I guess you could stay like
That's a tough one. I'm just gonna pick rage I guess because I don't know what else to pick.
I don't really know what freeze hard counters. Okay, canon.
What gets hard countered by the canon? Probably open condition.
Maybe like a skeleton barrel or a suspicious bush.
Yeah. Scalison barrel definitely gets hard countered by the canon.
Then he goes minions. What gets hard countered by minions? Probably like Valcaree because she can't attack the air.
Let's go Valkyrie. Okay, because she does not attack air and they get a positive
mixture of change. And so, if you have minions in my main deck, I've got my
photo as a Valkyrie. Oh, God. Okay. Now, the boulder, I'm not gonna lie. Hard counters
to shit out of Rascals. So, I should probably pick Rascals, right? Yeah. The boulder
later may destroy the Rascals, because it just keeps knocking back the Rascal
and then one child to the rascal race.
Okay, I think we did a good job here.
All right, ladies and gentlemen,
game number three of MegaDraft,
but only drafting cards in my opponent art counters.
Let's do it.
Okay.
Fly machine's gonna be really hard to use this match
because he can literally just fireball it.
Let's go to Galaxy Braille, see what he has.
I might go rascals to defend the ghost.
Oh god he has bomber. Yo, I could have reached brothers. If I would have reached that bomber, it might have one shot of him in my way
Why would you do that? That was really aggressive
I kind of want to go that was kind of it. It wasn't that bad, I guess
Okay, I'm gonna go about here. Here's what I'm gonna do it. Here me out. I'm gonna eat all of the damage on the right
And I'm gonna explode the bridge with the factory supporting it on the left
I think this is the one way I could win.
Chat, oh my god.
Yeah, I think we just want, I'm not even trolling.
That was so smart, I mean, he's going to end up over spending the Flying McDude.
Let's go, John!
I'm locked.
Pro, the thing also you have boiled wild pigies, if y'all use that,
I think roiled pigies is like really good in double licks,
but I don't think it's that good in single.
You have to be very careful about when you can't use it because it broke.
It's a five looks of wind condition no matter what what were you slice it.
And I think splitting them is really risky to what it's not it's not as risky as playing them in one lane
But the thing is if you're playing a chut like me who has like 20,000 hours on this game
If you split piggies, I'm just gonna eat the sandwich and punish you a few
All right, our only spell is rage, so I might just start raging this guy out of the game and I missed his tower. Oh, my god
I'm terrible. I'm literally terrible. Okay, he's probably gonna fireball this, right? He should
He already used his minions.
I guess defensive, I don't want to take any more damage.
That's not good. Wait, the blind machine. Oh, what is this guy doing? You say it?
I mean, to his defense, maybe he didn't know that my only spell was, um,
see, look at how much value the ball was going to get to your chat. Like, this is a dream spot to put a blow
around. I'm not going to lie. Is this guy like drop? I think I'm just going to defense it that's
But as long as we don't lose our tower, we're going to win this game.
He does have cookies with freeze, which is kind of a weird combo.
I'll go back here.
Okay, flying machine, gonna wreck the bomber.
Yeah, that looks like it's over, boys.
I'm gonna split brassels, just get good defensive pressure in both lanes, and then we just
go to Fence of Expo and Lazy Gentlemen.
That is the me consecutive win, dude.
Not bad!
Three in a row, baby!
Literally not bad at all.
Literally not bad at all, dude.
I'm absolutely dialed in.
All right, game four.
I think we have a shot I get in 12 wins here.
I'm not gonna lie.
We have a shot.
Okay, let's see what he picks, whatever he picks, we have to let it hard counter us.
Let's see what he picks, let's see what he picks.
What is he going to pick? What is he going to pick?
Jay G Boeway. He's going to go barbarian barrel.
What is a card that the barbarian barrel hard countermeasures?
Probably goblin gang.
Yeah. Okay.
Now I'm going to go spear goblins because the barbarian barrel also hard count as spear goblins
Okay, now what okay, he's going to go snowball
And then Tesla what is a card that gets hard counted by snowball and Tesla
Maybe like royal hogs I
Feel like snowball and Tesla there's really good against royal hogs
Okay. Now maybe I could go something that the snowball does really good against. Maybe
for example we could go with something like... Tombstone, I guess? I don't know. Tombstone.
It's hard to find hard counters when they pick broad cards like that. But all they have
to do to like destroy me is just pick like inferno tower and then I have to pick gold
or something. You know what I mean? Okay then but they don't it's not I think no it's not
I think no I'm trying to you know what I mean that's what I get's interesting okay it's
gonna go bury bury then archer please okay what hard counters bury or yeah what is
bury hard counter um I guess I'm gonna go like per circle because the archer
I'm going to go maybe, maybe, which the witch does get destroyed by the parts of me.
Okay, but that was kind of, this guy's making it really hard on himself.
Bro, if you pick something like Prince, I would have to pick like something like
tan card or something stupid like that, that does nothing to a prince.
He's going to pick freeze. I can't, why would you pick freeze balance? This guy's really weird. I'm drafting.
Um, oh god, that's not a car and I want him to pick. Okay, Dark Goblin. What is a card that the Dark Goblin absolutely destroys?
Um, probably like a night?
Yeah, probably like I'm night because the night doesn't even get close to the dark
album. He just melts it. All right, now what's his winkiness you're going to be?
Whatever his winkiness we're going to have to pick the worst possible card.
Okay. What would be the worst possible card for that winkiness in on this board?
Probably like a rage spell, maybe? Yeah, I mean rage does nothing to the E.G.
Alright, let's see, this guy has the nine year badge, so he's been playing for nine years,
so he's probably going to be somewhat competent.
I want to be safe about using my Piggies.
Um, okay, let's go to James Stone first play.
I want to be really safe about using my Piggies.
Okay, now I'm going to pick it up, because that's one of his best responses.
Yeah, if y'all remember, we gave this guy a snowball, a bomber and a Tesla.
So I'm just gonna make the assumption that my thing is literally do nothing this game
Yeah, um oh dear god. Let's go to stone
Maybe I could go life night
This is gonna be this is gonna be the hardest game yet. I feel like this guy seems like the most competent player so far
That's crazy. I think that's terrible. Very bad overextension by him. I'm going to rage to get it doesn't even matter. Wow.
Yeah, I'm absolutely hard-coured out the ass. Like brothers, I'm literally hard-coured out the fucking ass right now.
This is terrible.
I'll call him after the battle.
Case fear gops.
Let me go preserve crap the power.
Oh fuck!
What the hell is this?
Wait, no!
Oh my god, I misplaced my cheese stone.
That's the problem.
Oh my god, I missed place my team stone. That's probably game.
I'm not even gonna lie. I missed place my team stone dude. That's probably game.
Well, this guy has every card in the box for the pigs!
Yeah, this basically could not have gone off to a worst start.
I'm gonna go bitch other lane. I have to just finesse this guy with like double lane pressure or something.
I don't even know what I can do. Bro he has a snowball and a bomb. It's over dude.
It's literally so over it's insane. He has every possible card in the book.
Okay, he used his bomber. Maybe I can get like really weird over here?
Wow, she still gets too hit.
I'm gonna try to just pressure him as much as I can.
Yeah, not this and such. This is literally impossible.
I just think Piggies are such a bad win finish.
I should have never picked a pick.
Watch it's gonna eat time the bridge.
If he eats time the bridge, it's just over, there's nothing I can do.
I can go night for the bomber, and then maybe I can go bad bad dark, bad dark, please
sell this.
I'll be the happiest person in the world if you just find a minute joke this game.
Okay, kind of a bad snowball as well, I guess.
Rage to take off the bomber, nice.
Wait a minute, wait a minute.
Yeah, I'm picking the goblin game and the spear goblin for the barbarian, but I always definitely the nail in the coffin
I mean this guy has every card in the book
Yep, there's that broken ass archer clean
Maybe I can go for searcher here now that you guys just gonna do a gilligan damage
I'm not even trolling.
I'm not even trolling.
Focus, focus.
Like, actually dialing now.
Okay.
What card?
Like, what card does the fire cracker hard?
Can you see?
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
Like what card does the fire cracker hard counter?
Probably the skeleton over here, right?
Okay.
Now what other card does the fire cracker hard counter?
Probably millions.
All right, we just picked two amazing cards for the fire cracker.
Why is it going to go delivery?
and then arrows, what card counters,
okay, what do arrows, hard counter?
Probably like goblin barrel.
What is the delivery hard counter?
Minions, but y'all already took minions.
So I guess, just, I mean,
just a galaxy barrel, I guess?
A galaxy barrel probably can charge counter
by the delivery.
I mean, it doesn't know damage.
Okay. Oh, I could have been barbs too.
All right, he said he goes to this is Bush.
Tombstone. What card gets absolutely destroyed by the Tombstone?
Probably the mini pack up. He literally does no damage against it.
Then what card does the suspicious bush do bad against?
What card does the suspicious bush do bad against? Let me see.
I don't know. Okay, the monster, not bad. Not bad, I guess. Not bad. Megumin, yeah. Okay.
All right. Um, what I infer, oh god, that's the worst possible that he can pick.
What card gets absolutely destroyed by the inferno tower? Probably the royal giant or the lava
hound. Probably the royal giant more so though, because at least the lava hound splits into
pups. Okay. Yeah, all these people have to do to just destroy me? Why is he mad? He's picked
the inferno tower and I'm literally cooked. Okay. Then he goes a licks or golden. What does
really bad against the Elixir Golden. Probably like I guess finds just nothing to the
Elixir Golden. Okay, here we go. Game number five. We have three wins, one loss right now.
I'm gonna go scaldabrile the bridge. Block it, block it, block it. I could have finds that. Oh god.
Oh, I already had the mini pack on. What a terrible pick by him. He should have never
went alexigold on chat. I don't know why you would be there. Terrible idea. I already
showed him that I picked the mini pack on. Okay, just use his arrows. So let's try to
Oh, no, he has to liberate too, doesn't he?
I'm so cooked. Yeah, this but oh
I put down my scar me too, really that was a really bad play on me
I might actually lose the entire game because of that scar me
Cause then I had to many pack up
Bro, if he goes the licks are going on the bridge. I legitimately think I lost the match. I'm not trolling
Yeah, if he goes to go on the bridge, I'm just gonna lose
Maybe I could go goblin barrel to get him to not want to go in the next circle.
This is so hard.
Like I don't know what to do.
I literally gave him.
I went Skelly barrel.
He has arrows.
I went Minions.
He has boiled delivery.
I went boil time.
He has inferno tower.
Demolisher should do fine, I guess.
What I could try to do is like maybe I could go boil.
Cheyenne and then I could go minions to predict his inferno challenge
Please oh my god, that was beautiful. That was beautiful. That was literally beautiful. Oh
I'm still gonna
Yeah, I'm still gonna be zero damage. Okay, this is
I have to get double-lane pressure or there's just no way I can win
This is going to be wait really good vibes hold on hold on
I'm gonna go goblin girl like this, maybe I got into miss's arrows.
Oh my god I did, and then I'm gonna go minions to predict the inferno.
No, I'm not going to blind the fuck out of this guy.
Okay, now I go mini pack in and just literally erase the eagle, wait what, how did he get to
We're gonna be gonna be sad.
Once you happen.
Brother, brother, how did this guy get two of extra gold on this?
Wait a second.
Wait a second.
Holy fight, Fowl again!
Let's go!
I'm not rocket.
Get out of me.
I'm so good at this fucking game deal.
I'm so good at this fucking game.
All right, four wins, one loss, okay, in this scenario when they don't pick a card,
I'm just going to get a random card to keep it as fair as possible, because like,
how am I going to know what, what hard counters me if they don't pick anything?
So I'm just going to get a random card.
Jesus Christ.
Oh, man, of course they give me literally the most expensive card on the entire board.
Isn't that just an absolute joy ride?
They literally give me the most expensive card, okay?
Okay, what card does the baby dragon counter?
Probably just anything that doesn't attack the air.
So maybe like skeletons, berserker, oh, this is, so what I would do is pick rocket,
but obviously I can't do that.
So what card does the sparkly, literally hard-teller, let's see, probably the giant,
And then what other card does the Sparky Hard Counter?
This is gonna be so hard.
Probably like, I mean, the Sparky Hard Counter's
the Giant and the Royal Giant, so they're,
I mean, this is, we're gonna lose this game.
Look at my deck.
Oh my God, he has an inferno dragon too.
And I'm gonna need back a Jesus.
Okay, what card does the mini-packa
in the inferno dragon hard counter.
Probably like Piggy's, because Piggy doesn't attack air.
And then what is the other one?
Probably like what is the inferno dragon hard counter on this board?
Probably the balloon.
I mean the balloon gets zero hits against the inferno dragon.
I just realized my deck is legitimately five when
conditions. Okay, what is the fireball hard
counter? Let's see. Probably like minions.
Yeah, probably minions. Okay, what is the
archer queen hard counter? Probably the
executioner because the executioner literally
doesn't get hit against the arch queen when
She pops her ability, and it's a six or five.
It looks her exchange.
Yeah, this is gonna be the hardest battle yet, for sure.
I mean, we ran into a Sparky second pick.
But here's the thing, if he's picking Sparky second pick
and his draft, he's probably terrible on this game.
Okay, what is rage, hard counter, let me think.
I guess, Skelleys, or no spear goblins get
literally destroyed by the rage,
because it's a two for two on a church change.
My spear god was getting no damage and his unit gets raised.
So it's like cooked on every form of the word.
All right, remember, this guy has an inferno dragon in his deck
and a sparky.
So I have to be ridiculously careful about using my giants.
Of course he has an inferno dragon in his hand
when I go full in the first black.
This is by far without a doubt going to be the hardest one,
if he rages this side, literally have to go edgy.
He might rage it if he's smart.
Yep.
Now I actually didn't have to go XE.
That was a panic play, I mean.
If he would have raised it earlier, sure.
For a fight, giant, he's sparky as I disclose.
This is going to be so hard.
Remember chat? He has a fireball, so like, please, like,
if I go Piggy, he's just going to fireball it.
I guess I have to go Piggy's.
I know he's going to fireball, but I have to keep pressure on him.
And then I have to go over fruits.
Yeah, I mean, this is not easy.
Okay.
I guess I'm just gonna literally eat the baby dragon damage
because I'm already down the looks of it again.
Okay.
He shouldn't have raged.
shouldn't have raged. You should have waited for me to go Spears. Now I'm going to go Giant.
Now I'm going to put the prep Toronto. He's going to go Sparky the middle.
He doesn't know what to do. Yeah. Okay. This has bad. I can win this.
This park is going to destroy the Giant.
We end up getting good damage now.
Wait. Would it be crazy to go Boyle Giant and then predict the inferno?
Oh he goes mini-peed yeah that was a bad play because now I have to eat this
party. Yeah no that was a really bad play. We bad fireball! I'm going
biggies. Superb-al fireball. This got us lost this tower I think. Let's go!
Terrible fireball. Okay. Locked in. This game is still very visible. Okay now I
go giant plus bohem maybe?
Alright, they call this strategy to go.
There's no way this doesn't work.
Yeah, no that one who's gonna get hit.
What are I going to blow him blow him blow him blow him?
Let's go man!
Alright, as long as we don't get three crowns, we'll be victorious.
To go Axie, love.
Maybe I could, oh, that was a really nice fireball by him.
I'm gonna go over crew to ensure that it'll get free crown.
I messed up.
I should've been recruit earlier
to not let this part hit the exit.
But it's okay, chat, because he doesn't have any time.
And that's another tough thing I can do, man.
That was the hardest one yet, but luckily for me,
y'all seen the moment I want.
He did the worst fire of all I've ever seen.
That's why I like it's important
to just understand the art of like eating damage
because I feel like 99% of people have played this game
just over to Fand and then just lose their whole tower,
because they over to Fand.
Okay, he or I get the first pick,
and obviously I have to build a deck
that gets hard countered by his deck.
So I'm just gonna get a random card
because I don't know what he has.
Please don't be a seven, let's look hard again.
Not bad, actually a solid card, okay.
For a random card, that's one of the best ones I've got to go.
I would have picked like log or arrows, but that's fine.
Okay, he's gonna go, de-spirit.
What card does the Electrosperate Hard Counter?
Probably bats.
Oh, he picked bats.
OK.
What's the next best card
that the Electrosperate Hard Counter is?
Probably goblins.
And then realistically, the Electrosperate
does amazing against minions as well.
So I'm going to go minions.
The Eastbeard always shines against the warm unit,
so OK.
This guy goes, I spear it.
Then East, OK, Hall Grider.
What is the worst possible card I could pick
for a person using hog rider.
Probably like a...
Probably like a lot of the hound.
I mean, it does nothing.
Then, what's like the next worst possible card
for a hog rider?
Probably like battle here?
Or no, maybe a minor?
I feel like a minor does nothing against the hog.
Okay.
We have two minors in the deck.
We have Mighty Miner and Regular Miner.
He goes a little principleistly.
All right, what is a card here that does absolutely nothing
against a balloon?
Probably a healer.
A healer literally does nothing against a balloon.
What's another card that does absolutely nothing against a balloon?
Maybe room giant?
My deck is so chopped in.
You know your next shop when room giant sent me a fried room giant now.
Okay, then he goes log.
What is a card that the log hard counters?
I guess goblins, but I already picked them.
I don't know.
I'm just gonna go with a random card, I guess.
I don't know, goblins, wait, man.
She got kinda lucky there.
Okay, we got pretty lucky there.
I don't know what hard countered log
Because I already have goblins, they just pick.
Am I seeing things right or did this dude just draft
a royal giant and a balloon?
I'm gonna go goblins here.
I'm also gonna go minor to pressure.
He might log this.
Maybe we go minions?
This is good pressure.
Wait, that's good pressure.
The minions.
Beautiful.
That is so much damage boys who are already up a lot.
I'm gonna completely eat the baths.
I'm gonna go gobble up the middle,
and then I'm gonna go see a lure to take out the little prince.
With the addition of the wall or the balance here,
that's gonna do no damage. Nice.
We take see your damage from the hall.
This guy really does not like using his log.
I've learned that.
I'm gonna eat that.
I'm gonna eat that.
Okay.
We're losing by about six to the advantage.
I kind of wanna go lava,
the back? I know I'm up at least two minutes or so.
All right, there's not a single thing I can do. I'm gonna go mighty
minor to see if our town arrived though. I'm just such a nice
law by him. I mean, if reset the mighty weight, we kept our town
alive. Okay, I think this guy's down so much and looks
that I should take his tower.
Yeah, that was all the elixir he has, he's coming.
Nice!
Okay.
We're going to lose our tower, but it's okay.
We're going to lose our tower, but it is okay.
What I need to do is I need to start setting up my next push.
So I'm going to go runes on at the back,
and then maybe I could nice nice.
Nice, okay, the East spirit was completely unnecessary by him.
I'm gonna go lava out of the bridge.
I'm up so much of like circle is.
I'm gonna go mighty minor.
This is a ginormous push.
I'm gonna go ability to take out the bats.
And then I'm gonna go minor to take out the little prince.
And that lava comes from getting distracted for
This is really good!
Brothers, I'm playing so well for that.
Now I go room giant to the back.
We need to find a way to get this guy's tone.
Wait, Chad, you think I can finesse him? What do you guys think?
You guys think I can finesse him? Watch this. Watch the mighty miner.
Yeah, he just got finesseed.
Goblin' up to the intel bird.
Let's go from home!
That is my favorite mighty minor in the play in the book to do, um, in Bradley Talkton.
That place is literally beautiful.
That's another job, dude.
I'm so good at this game!
Come on, dog!
Brothers, five wins, one more time.
Wait, it's gets cold.
You'll get cold sometimes.
Bro, yes, bro
I'll be on Rocky League in like 30 minutes
20 minutes
You can't be six
$100,000
Bro, sketch
You could have went live, bro. You failed, dude
I
You couldn't do a five-minute stream from your bat
Now, but I would have allowed that one because you were sick.
I'll see you in a minute moment of crisis.
Okay, sketch. I'll be on rocketing in 20 minutes.
I'll call you then.
Don't mind me.
I'll call you in 20, man.
Thank you.
All right, Missy, baby.
All right, Jack, y'all know the rules?
If he can't pick a card,
Um, to bring it get hard kind of vibe, just get a random car.
Random car, random car, random car, please be good.
So that was kind of not what I was looking for when I said, please be good.
That is terrible.
Okay.
He picks Musketeer.
What card gets hard countered by Musketeer?
Probably Phoenix, right?
Yeah.
No Phoenix for sure gets hard countered by Musketeer.
because it's a four to four of exchange and the Phoenix doesn't do any of you must get it.
Many goes batch.
What card hard counters bats or what card does bat tart counter?
Probably like skeletons because this skeleton's can't touch the bats and it's a two to one of
exchange.
Oh my god.
He goes go to night.
What card does the golden night hard counter?
Unfortunately, probably this skeleton army, right, Jack, because he just changed the entire
thing. Okay, this is not going well. He's going to go heal spirit. I don't really know
what what the heal spirit counter is. It's really counter anything. So I'm just going
to go with another random call. Since the heal spirit technically doesn't really
counter anything.
Oh, man, I'm getting a hunter. Not bad. He goes to arrows. Oh, dear God. We're going to have
to pick minions now, dude.
Yeah, I'm gonna pick minions.
All right, I'm gonna go minions
cause arrows obviously hard count of minions.
He goes Hall Grider.
What is a card that does absolutely nothing
to a Hall Grider?
Probably like a graveyard or something?
I get, yeah, a graveyard.
I'm gonna lose this.
I can just tell, looking at my deck chat,
I have a graveyard neck without a singular tank in it.
Okay.
He goes, Canon, what is a card that gets destroyed by Canon?
Probably like alexer golden.
Alexer golden literally gets full countered by a Canon and it's a three-four-three-four-three-four-three-six-six-six-six.
Look at my deck.
This is going to be the loss right here.
I can just feel it in the tip of my wiener.
I can feel it in the tip of my dome.
Alright, I'm gonna go Phoenix on top of the hog.
I couldn't maybe grade y'all with this.
I mean the Phoenix is kind of chunky, right?
It's kind of tacky.
Wait, is it an egg gonna break the bat nice?
Wait, that egg, that egg's taking.
Bro, Phoenix, Loki isn't that bad with graveyard.
because it gets too tight.
I would have to go hunter on the Golden Knight here.
I mean, I want to eagle them to bridge, but I just know he's gonna cannon, but I don't have anything.
Okay, I strongly disagree with that musket to your buy him.
Yeah, I'm just definitely always gonna go Phoenix Vanguard here.
I'm up so much Alexa chat. It's disgusting how much Alexa I'm up.
She's gonna go earthquake. Look at the ad look at the ad of the Phoenix
Bro look at the ad
He's not gonna spawn. Oh, I don't most in
Well, I'm gonna be honest my deck. Oh no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no
Oh my god don't available. Don't you get
I did this to myself
I gave this mother fucker the golden knight and pick this cake.
I'm gonna lose this game for sure chat.
My deck is chopper out. It's literally chopper.
Alright.
I'm gonna go...
I guess hunter.
No, no, no, don't be taller. Don't be taller.
Whatever you do, don't take taller. Don't take taller!
Nice.
Okay, maybe we graveyard but we're here's earthquake like
Great, it was an awful pair
Come on, graveyard do something nice nice
Holy shit
Checked in the graveyard get a bomb, I can feel it
Now, will be sure why we just earthquake. Let's go scallies plus peanuts. Nice
Brothers, brothers, I'm actually kind of saying a life here.
But it does not have millions in his hand yet.
I'm going to use my art arrows in his hand yet.
Okay, now he has arrows.
Bro, that's kind of good damage. Come on, Skellies.
He used his arrows, which means, I don't really know what that means.
I think it goes scar me if he hollocks is going to all right now.
Wait, he just uses arrows again.
Try to sleep the rest when he's done?
Wait a minute, right now!
He's used this earthquake!
What is he doing?
Why would he use this earthquake?
Right now go!
No, the bats are so locked in.
Whatever I do, I cannot allow him to get my tower over the hall.
I guess he got on the bridge.
I don't want to do a chat room to do. I'm nervous. I'm having a nervous breakdown.
Nice! Can I brave you out again? Wait a minute. Wait a minute. Wait a minute. That's no hands. No.
He pre-earth-quake, you know I'm just gonna scorn me. Nice win, Vashi-Restone. Nice win, Trapp.
So much fucking skill, dog.
So much like a scoundrel.
Alright.
Six wins, two losses, only picking cards that get hard counterbundled by opponent.
I'm impressed. I'm impressed with myself.
Alright, we get first picks, so we're going to go with a random card.
Please be good.
Not bad. It could be worse.
He's going to go with minor.
What is a card that does literally nothing to a minor?
Let me think.
What is a card that literally does nothing to minor?
Maybe like Barbeirian Hut?
And then what is a card that does literally nothing to a glitch?
Maybe a giant?
Maybe a mighty minor? Yeah, mighty minor does not think so much.
Mighty minor does not, my dad's call me.
Okay, he goes brass school.
You're bad. What's up?
Yeah, yeah, you want to play me after this game?
Snowball
I don't really know what Rasko's hard counter. I guess like
What do Rasko's hard counter?
Um, bats, maybe bats do zero damage to rascals. Okay. He's gonna go royal ghost.
Okay. Um, like what is royal ghost? Okay, he goes cannon. What is a card that literally does
no damage against cannon? Probably wall breakers? Okay. Then he goes royal ghost.
just spear goblins, do terrible against royal ghosts because he just won't chance them.
Okay, I'm picking the hard counters, but I actually have a dad.
I have like a somewhat usable deck. Okay, he picked arrows.
What is the worst possible card I could pick for arrows right now?
Probably goblin gang, right?
Okay, I have a deck. I have a somewhat like somewhat usable deck.
I don't know chat.
All right, let's see what he picked.
This guy didn't really, oh god, he fixed all of Ryder.
Ooh, I have power blood though.
Why isn't this guy laughing?
All right, I'm gonna go ball breakers
and hope he doesn't have cannon in hand.
Let's see.
Please don't have a cannon.
He did not have a cannon, nice, good start.
Okay, maybe I can just snowball out of the left.
Actually, drop down, I'm just gonna battle around with the right.
So I'm just gonna do no damage.
gonna go cannon now. Okay, he did not go cannon. I'm just gonna go spear gops. Then
I'm gonna go bats. Then I'm gonna go wallbreakers because he's gonna go cannon. He's
for sure gonna go cannon. Oh, I forgot to guess arrows. Okay, I'm gonna go goblin game. Now
I'm going to go battle around.
He's for sure going to go cannon now, right?
Okay, maybe a snowball?
Yeah, I don't know how I'm going to break through this guy.
God!
Mighty Rider to lock the hog, not bad.
That's on top of the witch.
Yeah, this is going absolutely horribly.
All right, let's go split wallbreakers.
I'm going to have to find a way to finesse him with Mighty Rider.
I'd have to find a way to finesse this guy.
If I go Goblin Gang, he's gonna arrow, so maybe I just go Spears.
Yeah.
All right, I'm gonna go in Gang Hikes, I'm gonna be gonna get arrow value on the tower.
Okay, I'm gonna put my dad up to this and just pick cards that are here at Banners.
Okay, but I'm gonna go Mighty Miner here.
Alright, I think my best bet is my team item with wallbreakers behind.
Because the wallbreakers are going to do the little exploit where it speeds it up.
Yeah, this is, uh, this is Cups Chat.
I don't know how much we'll see damage.
Um, I guess we'll go with a barbarian hut.
I have a gentleman that they have no god the idea what I'm supposed to do.
He's probably just going to eros the baths, maybe I can get some wallbreakers damage
on the left.
I'm defending quite well.
See, this is a bath spot, though, because now that the witch is going to start stacking up,
yeah, this is a really bad spot to begin.
We shoot the wedge, fuck!
I mean the wedge is just fucking rolling, man!
Holy fuck!
He's just stacking up wedges!
If I win, this is the greatest comeback in my entire life.
Yeah, I can't put anything into the wits, dude.
Oh my fucking god!
Oh my god!
Just take my virginity at this point.
There's not a single thing I can do about this witch.
There's not a single thing.
I would have a single respect.
I have nothing.
I have nothing.
There was that a single thing I can do about this witch.
Nothing.
Literally nothing.
nothing. The mighty man it doesn't nothing. There's snowboard dust.
Alright, let's play with that.
Alright, daddy wanna play me in the back of your draft?
You want to play me in MegaDraft?
You want to play me in MegaDraft, dude?
Okay, I'm only gonna pick cards that my jatt heart count is.
Uh, that.
Uh, that?
There he is.
All right, can you get the first pick?
No, why don't you get the first pick.
Okay, so I'm just going to do the same thing I did before.
I'm just going to pick a random card.
I'm just going to pick an entirely random card.
Let's see.
Fuck me in the ass.
Oh my god, a fucking rocket.
I'm fucking rocket, dude.
All right, let's see.
He's going to go with Golden Knight, okay?
Um, what is a card that the Golden Knight destroys?
Ooh, Boulder, okay.
I have a couple of things.
So the Boulder Heart Counter is the Piggy's, I'm going to go Piggy's because the
Boulder Heart Counter's it.
And then for the Golden Knight, I'm going to go Goblin Gang because the Golden Knight
ability hard counters to goblin game. One chance all of them. Okay, this is going good.
He took a skeleton barrel. What is a card that literally does horrible against the skeleton
barrel? Probably like a single targeting ground unit, maybe like the berserker. Okay, then he
goes mini-packa. What is a card that does terrible against the mini-packa? Probably a win-convition,
right? Probably like, I would say royal giant is probably the worst card in the game against
the mini pack up because it doesn't do a single lick of damage to him. And the mini pack
up to reach out to it. And it's a four for two. Okay, then he's gonna go mighty minor,
or he goes minor. What's a card that does nothing against the minor? Probably like
wallbreakers, wallbreakers literally do nothing. Okay, then he goes cannon,
While break this is good for that, then I'm gonna go a card that does nothing against the mind or maybe barbarian
Huh, all right my deck is chop her out my deck is chop cheese
Okay, that he's gonna go what is he gonna go he's gonna go
I'll eat parbarians. What is a card that's terrible against the elite barbarians?
I guess you could say like room giant because the room giant does their damage, but
I don't know how I'm going to win with the stack dude.
My dad is literally using many, I don't know how I'm going to win against the stack.
Alright, let's see what we can do.
Boba gonna go Piggy's and hope he does not fall over in his hands.
Is my dad be yummy me?
Why's my dad be yummy me?
What the fuck dad?
Oh god, I'm already in trouble.
Wait, I think I already lost.
Um, no, I'm fine. I'm actually winning, okay. I have to let all this go.
Row the key giant's gonna be really tricky. I have to go goblin getting on that mini pack.
Actually no, the barbarians are gonna handle the mini pack. Wait, that was actually a bad cannon by him
Because I think I can snipe this with a royal giant, bro, there was any as the Oh shoot, we what?
I did not know the canon outrange is the monster, you know what's up to do every day?
Okay, that royal giant was probably the worst possible thing I could have been.
I think I lost.
Maybe I can win with true rocket cycle?
Bro, I don't even know.
Maybe I can win with rocket cycle?
Oh, God!
Wait, bad go to night, bad go to night.
Okay.
Wait, I'm going to go piece at five
because I have a tingling sensation
in the tip of my rod and he doesn't have enough of a zipper for the other.
Okay, well I was right, but he very quick cannon by my dad. I'm actually impressed.
Dad, you've got it a lot better. Very fast cannon by him.
Okay, he's going to go bolder. Brothers, I think I should rock at this.
Yeah, I'm going to have to do this because now I have a guaranteed way of like winning.
I could rock at cycle. Yeah, every time he goes scalded real,
I just have to absorb like a fouls in the image.
Let me go, brooms out of the sack, the boulder please!
Okay, this is going to be close to Spock.
This is going to be so close, guys.
Ah, that's a huge push by him.
That is literally a ginormous push.
I just, I don't know how I'm supposed to defend any of this.
I have to get his tower. We have to, like, land tower trading.
Uh, I might not get his tower though.
Level 11 rocket, there's no way it does 417, right?
a
Tell me why my dad is beaming me. No, like legitimately. Somebody explain to you why my dad is beaming me
Oh my god, wait, wait, what's that ago?
This is my dad, by the way.
It's enough class for the day.
I cannot fucking believe that shit.
My own blood just DM'd me.
Wow.
My own blood just DM'd me.
Are you shitting me?
Are you shitting me, Dad?
I'm gonna go pee.
I'm gonna go pee, chat.
I'm gonna go pee.
I'm gonna be a human being now
Stand up, don't fall in your eye
There's nothing better on the wall
Don't forget to get me
I'm the shield of the broken
I'm gonna be a human being
I'm gonna be a human being
I'm gonna be a human being
I'm gonna be a human being
I'm gonna be a human being
All right, ladies and gentlemen, I'm back in the building, ladies and gentlemen.
HAHAHAHA!
Get ready out of my face!
You know...
Tell s-get's jinxing, S-Colour!
D-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I, I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I!
Brody, brody, brody, brody, no!
No, brody, no!
Brody, no!
Brody, brody!
Froyer, where?
Brody!
Runny!
Friday away!
Got ya, man!
Got ya, man!
Got ya, man!
This is not a fucking pigeon stream.
Rory!
Respectfully get the fuck out of my face, stop!
Towskatch, Shakespeare, call him.
Towskatch, Shakespeare, call him.
What is this song?
I don't know this one yet.
What is this song?
What is this song?
Wait, what is this song?
He got on a maddened!
He got on a maddened!
He got on a maddened!
If he gets on rockingly, he got on the call!
Yeah, the acting model.
Yeah, the acting model.
Am I mistaken about it?
Jinksy and by me to a VC, your Carter.
Fuck off!
When you want to be one of Joe in an hour and a half, in an hour and a half.
Let's see if both boys shall we.
Boys, let's take gold, let's take gold, friends, like shall we?
What a dribble.
I mean brothers, what a dribble.
What a shot!
Let's get going, Charlie.
Dad called him.
You're bad, what's up, Dad?
Hold him.
Wait, you're doing it, wait, wait.
Sorry, Dad, what's up?
What do you mean?
Yes, you did it, man, then we're back to bed.
What is that, Eve?
Like that one.
That one by 30.
Jack, what do you mean, Elie Dahl?
I'm not a dumb.
I'll check it out.
What did he say, this?
He's got no power, that's not enough.
I can't do that again.
Yes, guys.
Chill, chill, chill, chill.
Chill, chill, chill, chill, chill, chill, chill, chill.
I'm gonna get a good one.
We gotta get a good one, man.
We gotta get a good one, man.
We gotta get a good one, man.
Say it, man.
Wait, fuck!
We gotta get a good one, man.
Yo, Jack, you guys are attacking Elvesburg.
I'm not gonna Elvesburg, I'm a good son.
I'm not an Elvesup in first.
Oh my God, flipped.
I'm gonna kill you.
It's a bit of a mess.
It's a bit of a mess.
Why's the game so loud if it is I was just on it out?
Oh my god, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, focus let's get gold right now, boys.
Don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, no, I can't score on that angle, maybe that one though.
I'm so much better than you, man. This is why I deserve golden ones.
This one I'm trying to say, look at the place that I made! Pass it!
Could've bumped up here. If I was good, I would've bumped. Should've bumped there.
See, I'm worthy, chat. Jumped here.
This package misses this place.
Over to middle.
wait that was a shot no we got to watch the replay
check what do they call this a side shot I've never done that before
bro
I mean is it just me or is your guys just being it's also hard
is your guys being it's also hard brothers
I remember two weeks ago when I was struggling in silver blood in one
Wait a minute.
No way, no way, you're so lucky!
What a demo, what a demo. Y'all been said, wow, hold my nuts!
I've drippled that, that's him, it's magic.
He's the eye preemptively demoted on him, knowing how to scout a score. Like, that's aura, dude.
Yeah, fourth with the game. Brother, silver three is my bitch, no, like,
But on some inspiration, I remember two weeks ago when I was struggling my ass off
and sober one, now I'm dominating sober three.
Brother, my only loss is yesterday was slurps, I'm not trawling.
I was blowing out everybody else.
Chad, I can't watch soccer anymore.
I literally got a copyright strike, I'm not allowed to watch high notes anymore.
It's good.
I can't do it.
I wish I could.
Jinxie answer my calls. I'm not playing around. Yo Carter get out of the stream!
Let's get gold bro. We get gold today. We're in a good spot.
That's in his map.
Like I'm going to get gold right now mark my fucking words. I
Think about them this I'm too off-ratched
Yes today where do people?
Where do people guess to me?
That was a horrible front flip I mean terrible blood
He missed him
I'm making the earphones that he predicted it, now they're watching!
I thought he thought I was gonna go far because that's where all the space was.
get literally bought me brother man get bum I'm still got damn locked in right
out exactly disgusting
all right here's gonna talk to you about so the last guy was
Number three, this guy is not so far three.
And I just connected, so I get an automatic loss.
Okay, so the last guy was not a silver three, and then this guy backflips into an
aerial and score.
I'm going to, it doesn't matter because I'm going to lose anyways, right?
Savvy, they give her to switch back to the description, z-dog, they give her to follow up.
Well, it's just, I disconnect so I get an automatic loss.
Refund?
Yeah, I got to refund.
Jinksy, my grandpa shoves harder than you.
Her punches harder than you.
Carter, do me a favor.
Shut the fuck up.
All right, I'm gonna add it to the lay
because I'm just gonna get smurped on every game I've got.
So I'm gonna add it to the lay.
I have no other option.
He backsliped into an area on score.
Okay, I'm sure.
the last guy couldn't even hit the ball. I'm gonna, like the stream's gonna go blue. I'm adding it to the last.
I haven't no other option or I physically can't find this game.
The screen's gonna go blue, y'all be.
I'm not dead.
Here's the revolver.
Look at that.
I got a 5 minute band.
Because my game crash, are you shitting me?
Brothers, I got a five minute fan because my game crash.
In what planet does that make any sense whatsoever?
Guys, in what planet does that make any sense?
Yo, key to be wrong, second of the grind.
Man down, thank you for your support. See you fast, thank you for your gift.
You can see Watch Real Madrid for Sven Fika. I literally can't. I was so good. The last time I watched soccer highlights, I got a
Copyright cycle, I might select it. And if I get two more clothes, I get permanently banned from selects. So I can't watch for it anymore.
Yo, Jixie, do you want to play the world's best free style? For my channel with 700,000 subs. Mr. Mapkin.
I don't want your channel, but I'll like you.
What do you mean you're the world's best freestyle?
Can we like react to some clips while we're waiting?
Chad, let's do some reaction, boys.
Chad, who should we react to in Rocket League?
Who are some crazy freestyleists?
Jack, we're like the best Rocket League TikTokers to react to.
Who should we react to, young?
Who should we react to, Jack?
Who should we react to?
Access Dragon, Mr. Napkin, Evampo, RW9.
I'm going to check out Mixis Dragon first.
Is this kind of freestyle?
Wait, I don't what I can look up.
I could just look up like best rocket league.
Tripler.
Let's see.
what sign in oh my god okay it's a fucking break to the back alright I'm gonna
sign it in I guess high-five that's not leaking my shit right
real what I don't have a security key to sign in we stained I don't have that
The fuck?
More ways to verify
Is this really happening right now? I can't sign in but my tics off. Let me try QR code. Is this actually happening?
Did I get like hacked or something? Oh, wait, I'm good now cut. I just have these to occur
Okay, here's a little bit of a cut.
Best Rocket League dribbler.
All right, let's see.
Let's check it out.
Wait, I do not wanna be kind of like a quarter of it.
All right, here we go.
Best Rocket League dribbler.
If you can keep the ball on your car for one hour,
I'm gonna give you all your balls.
This guy is the best dribbler in Rocket League.
Okay, but that's physically not possible.
One hour.
He thinks he's about to get a free 100 though, so what he does is I have some challenges for him
You've been curled for a while, I'm gonna give you a challenge and you could choose to go take it or not
You get an extra $10 if you do a 360
I don't think I've ever done that for a while, try it. Oh, that's a 180. You gotta go the rest. Nice
Is that broobie?
This one bro only only 10 bucks. Oh my god that challenge was easy for him
But they're only gonna get harder and harder for here challenge number two
It's gonna be a lot more than the first challenge now start drooling the ball backwards
And you have to do it for 30 seconds. I'll take the challenge
All right, let's see if you can do it. He gets another $10
But if he drops it the challenge is over and he gets nothing
Okay, you've only got 10 seconds left already
This is like how do you make everything look easy? I don't know. This is pretty easy for the first 10 seconds
And oh
You're coming around now. How is he drooling on the back of his fucking car? Okay, that is 30 seconds done
You can turn back around and stuff your office and you're cleaning the challenge
You can do it if you made it through two challenges now, which means I only have one final offer
We need to be chooses to accept it. I don't think he's gonna be able to pull it off
You have a minute remaining you get it easily just in this last minute off
But I've got it all the way up with you can do a two-wheel dribble in this square into the blue goal
I'll get you a hundred this wait. What is a two-wheel dribble? What is that?
I'll take the deal. Okay, I'm actually surprised. Okay. Let's see you then
No pressure
Wait
What
No no no no no no no, I'll get you under this fucks. I'll take the deal. I'll take the deal. Okay. I'm actually surprised
Okay, let's see if there is no pressure
Wait
What
What
What the fuck is even that
Jack, what is that, bro?
What the fuck is that?
Baitchomp with the five gifted, Sanju?
I've already seen some clips of Sanju.
This guy is crazy.
I'm gonna see.
Have I seen this one?
Working my bars, you fucking idiot.
This is Sanju vs Fracto.
It's T.A.S.1-D1.
Okay, so what he's doing with his car, is that even possible to do in like the regular game?
Did you see that? Is that even possible to do?
Is that possible to do in the regular game?
Matt Reynolds with the 10 gifted subs.
She yelled Matt, give me the 10.
It's TAS.
Yeah, I know, but like, is that possible to do in the regular game?
What he's doing?
Is that possible?
Or now?
It is.
That is.
It's a what is TAS task assistant?
What is the core?
John, what is it called? What does KS mean?
What is that called? Task Assistant. What?
Jinksy, me and you one day will unite. Carter, it's not happening, dude.
It's horse dash, what the fuck is horse dash?
What? What's this look up rocket me picked up? Probably on the banner I know but I'm having fun
Okay, we're not watching this because we experienced that yesterday
Okay, how did you what?
Look!
Oh, wait, it turned out...
How does he edit that, bro? That is fire.
Kids, my words.
I am millennia.
I am a geological mechanic.
Then I have never known.
Defeat.
Holy shit, like.
It's Christmas Eve, you know what?
Well, I can't.
That's back.
Damn, yeah, they're G-Dawson, Chef.
Yo, so there is hackers in the game.
I have not ran into that yet.
The G-Dawson.
Oh, here comes the G-Dawson.
For sure.
So he literally just puts it on that and they hit like a, they hit a lag.
Wait, he's lag switching.
Brian would be pleased to do this in Black Ops 2.
We're beyond the lag!
Dude, what the fuck?
Nope, what the fuck?
I love other lag switching in the game's time.
What the fuck?
No way, dude, get shit on.
Oh, they lose it. Like this is embarrassing a shit. Oh, we're not winning with the current amount of lag. Let's turn this shit up
You would ever do this, they literally control what it happens
So
Then we got a comment here coming in from skate hall like 86 the internet reminds me every day that not every gym would be in should have me in a
that. You can blame your opponents for your bad Internet, and it has five other people
that somehow liked this comment. Like you literally should be punched in the face for being
not on a intelligent. The guy's gamer track is what the lag and he slags switching every
I have to hide there about this horror.
I look like they fucking literally.
Dude, I'm from.
Dude fucking shit on, fuck.
I was he really.
Get fucking shit on.
I just, so these guys just sell their accounts.
That, what they do.
No, you're looking now on something.
Nice, stay here, stay here, stay here.
That's a fucking happening.
Can we win the game?
How did they win?
Yo, yo, yo.
How did they grow?
They lost?
Chat, how?
How, how did they lose?
What, Parker?
I'll speed us straight.
Damn, the other D-Doss.
I'm, we're, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm.
It's Christmas Eve so you know what time it is?
It's time to rip a honey pack down my throat.
Get geeked as fuck and shit on some kids and rock.
What the fuck dude?
Let's go.
I fucking get it.
I've learned a bit in LA for the last week.
Yo, what?
A honey pack?
Look up, Parker can't go back.
This is Parker, right?
Parker can't.
Isn't this Parker though?
Yellow Jinxie run my wand on rocket.
Yo, Jinxie and SQC. Y'all, so Jinxie scored on Mustie.
Yo, wait, what is this, bro?
This guy plays Rocket League?
Kinda can't type.
Whatcha?
Racist.
He said the end word. Okay?
Put a honey pack in your coffee.
No, I'm not putting, I'm not putting a honey pack in my coffee.
We got a band!
Yeah, what does all any pack do?
It just gives you a, a bracket.
Yeah, I can't move anything, oh no, it's looking.
So, do honeypacks do that and it's give you a bonus.
Honeypacks give you an erection.
For my high, I'm not dead!
we play Joper in one hour
but Radi Radi I'm not in the mood
Radi, what are you want?
What are you fucking want?
Radi, what are you stop?
Radi get off the car
Radi get off the car
Radi get off the car
Radi get off the car
Radi
RUNAHHHHH!
RUNA, you didn't score?
RUNA, stop trying to take credit for my goal, dude.
See now this right here is a real silver.
I get his style, mate.
He's not fucking back-clip Arial's score, like...
God, I'm so tired, he's fucking smart of stuff, real shit.
You don't wanna see me when I'm mad.
Oh, no.
Okay?
Ronnie Bob's you.
No he doesn't!
get him that
let me get it over here let me get it over here
mine
that's over there let's go
to
see right there by my turning by side of the net
all right I guess everybody's aerial and silver three to that
I guess it's just aerial that
can't talk to the thing this time might not be a silver three
I'm not the itself of the game, I don't know, I'd be like, maybe he hasn't missed a single area, so he literally has not missed, has not missed the area, is he going to area again, alright, that would have been a goal, but I got a tough job there, you see what I'm talking about, filled by chance?
I'm sorry, I'm just- there's- there's no way this guy's tell her 3-
there's the- there's a zero fucking chance like he's 3-3 on a aerial stop
I'm still for 3 and I aerial successfully out once a blue moon
okay
I mean, but on with the light, I get mad, this is a little bit of my first game with the light, I don't know what else to do, I just quite.
There's aerial number four.
I don't think it's like an insanely good square, but like, is that something not so
the three scum on your own?
Because I play stone with you all the time.
I don't know how to explain this game, bro, but it's like, I just feel like, my games,
and I play, it's like so inconsistent my problems.
Okay, are you fucking kidding me?
Because if you're losing their smurf, that's like what you would say if you have a 45 IQ.
What I say is, whenever they're doing things that normal Silver 3 still do I say their smurf.
Because I'm logical, right? I have logic in my brain.
Like, he's five for five.
Okay, he might be so, I don't know.
Maybe are you saying that life it's not possible for people to be streamed
I think because then you actually have a rock in your brain and I just feel back for you
Unless you're just fucking rage banding. I don't know
It's inconsistent and lower rates. I it's not that I think there's just what I logically think it is
I think there are thousands of human beings who are probably trying to streamline me who are not silver scum-ups
But this guy might be still but like I don't know and I'm done. I'm done that
Yeah, he keeps you might be still he's actually starting to miss his animal
Because like I feel like everybody in silver three has the capability of aerialing but they miss them
You know what I mean but when he was 4 for 4 I'm like alright.
I just jumped into the wind.
No that was for the wind! That was for the wind!
Yeah, this guy's probably a real skill.
One more shot, one more shot.
That's game, that's it, that's it.
That's it, it's not, but he doesn't answer.
Well, he answered the oldie shit.
He fucking answered.
Nice, come on.
I'm done.
I need.
I'm leaving.
Skeptis ready? Thank God, but I'll give me out of one, please.
Get me the fuck out of worms for the love of God.
Get me out of worms for the love of Jesus Christ.
I don't think I'll sketch.
Jump by Joe in an hour.
Yeah, it's like, here's how I've explained it.
I will like, whenever I've made this game,
this is okay.
I would say if you watch and you're not raised baiting
and you're just being a human being,
what's shout out to y'all,
Probably 30% of my games, and my high-vives or the mods can bounce, probably 30% of my games are just blatant smart.
70% are like real matches, but I would say one and every free of my games, I play our planes first.
I don't know if that guy was a planesman.
I don't know.
Yeah, I'm calling him steps, I'm calling his steps.
You kid he wasn't a magical mic.
I don't know if there is a brain in between your eardrums, but I said I don't know if
he was a smirk.
30% of the games I play, the guy just starts flying through the air and air dribbling
and silver.
Can we break up?
I'm on!
Matt's gonna mind, I don't know if you're like brain dead or not,
I said I don't know what these are smurred.
That's what I said.
So, Matt's gonna mind, you're gonna get permanently banned
for lack of intelligence,
because if you can't understand the English sentence,
just get out of the chat.
But like, Matt's gonna mind,
you're literally going in one ear out the other.
Was it air dribbling by the way?
Next, uh, idiot of the day, seven Jordan.
Did I say he was air dribbling?
I said 30% of my games.
They just start air dribbling and story about me.
Or you pray dead.
If they're afraid, they're fucking dead.
If you have a fucking prayed, holy shit.
Uh, bam, Jordan for lack of intelligence.
Keep batting them.
Are you still sick?
You're still sick?
If you give me a ticket, oh my god.
Are you gonna get me sick again?
Are you still sick?
Yes, I'm sick. I was almost... I was almost couldn't eat.
Sorry.
Bro, I'm sorry. I like...
Bro, you came over at the most cooked time.
I got sick.
I got sick.
I got sick because...
You want a laugh of self-care?
Fine, but...
I'm gonna do it.
I'm down, I'm going to jump in an hour, so I could play two sprounds.
Okay, okay, I get it, you have the friends, okay?
It's not like we planned it out for like a week.
Oh, you put it out for a week, so you don't jump out for a week.
You got to plan it out for a week, that's what you don't jump out.
the jack that was not what I told him.
Chad, would you tell Joe Bork I can hang out with you, but it's in a week.
No, that's not what I said.
Now what I'm going to win?
Get, um, go to your right.
I got you.
Right trigger, then go to the notifications.
The notifications.
A little bit.
It's close by from West High Street.
I see you now.
I want to close the invite to see you now.
Get done, dude!
I see you're still rocking the North Korea flag.
Um...
Is that offensive or something? Have you not seen the interview?
All right, let's go, let's get it here.
What? Bro, he... He blinks the bulls and he hangs out with him in front of him and he doesn't poop or...
Or for fart. Wait, it's gas. Do you have a three minute ban right now?
If I did, that's because you distracted me and why didn't you where are you seeing a band?
Bro, we're band through three bands, that's three minutes, we're back through three minutes, catch.
What did you do?
Brother, you don't, it doesn't matter, it doesn't matter.
All right, you, okay, what we'll do is we'll play Rock Paper Scissors.
How are we gonna know who won if I can't see you?
We're gonna stay on three, all right, ready?
You say and then all say what is it on shoot rock paper says a shoe on
On to on to but instead of shoot you have to say what you're gonna do
Okay, yes
Okay, rock paper scissors rock. Oh, I said shoot
I went
You know it's not a thousand gift it's run it back
Rock
Changers
You didn't say hey
Pro you deleted what the fuck is that we need no money shit out of it
You're the one that you're the one that's getting mad about the smurfs when when we're when you put us on India servers
No, you put us on India servers. I put us on ease
And I, and I, and I, and I love India. Yeah. Me too, Brown. But I don't want to play
India like this and be really hundred and fifty. I will bet you a million dollars you
would never go to India in your lifetime. That's crap. I will go.
Will, name one, name one city in India. Um, let me say. Exactly. Let me say.
And he has a billion people and you can't name one.
Mumbai.
No, Dubai.
No, Mumbai, Mumbai.
You're an idiot, Dubai.
New Delhi, New Delhi, New Delhi.
But he, listen off fresh roads in New York City?
No, I'm listening off cities in India.
No.
Okay.
Now you're just making shit up.
I'm not.
I'm not.
So, it's getting better, bro.
I've been great.
I've just been laying in bed throwing up the coughing in.
I'm sorry, I got to stay.
Well, my, I'm sorry.
I'm gonna win it, said you wanted to practice CPR.
I'm a legitimate, he's something, no, I'm not saying it.
And I didn't learn anything.
I'm a legitimate, he's sorry, I got to stay.
Really?
Wait, what's your Tuesdays rank?
What is your Tuesdays rank?
Um, how do you check that?
Uh, it won't just see out the enemy game, that doesn't matter.
Okay, sketch.
Lock the fucking, I'm trying to get platinum into it.
Okay, we can do that.
Don't sell it.
Don't sell it.
I would never steal you.
All right, I'd go, I'd go.
Where are you at? Where are you at?
Where was it?
Where are you at?
I wasn't in it, go.
I got a good touch on that.
Why? I'm actually not a good touch. You just hear your officer's feet
That's a good touch. You got damn good. I killed you. I just killed the dies up. No, he killed you
Over the middle wait. Oh my god open ball
I mean, but you see all the composure
See all the composure composure composure
They do wear the terrible lobby
Brother, I'm just composed
What tournament did you win?
Uh, oh, you got carried. Oh, you got carried. That's what it was. You got carried didn't you?
Yeah, some take a touch. Nice demos, guys, I'm gonna throw that. It's what it did you
I got to talk for this room. Okay, that's a late. I mean, stats if you're gonna play in the map, that's fine. Just save
What
Like that bro, you you you scored one goal. You're talking shit like you're fucking Larry burn
Brother man, I'm gold now brother. Oh my god. Did I do you have an excuse to see on when you go to sleep put what is this
Rubber man, I'm gold now. I know okay, listen your gold like a gold piece of shit
So I do clear that yeah, he's got a
You know my dad? Yes, I know my dad has appeared in no acting. Great fast. Great fast, Tom Brady. Tom fucking Brady.
We're never gonna win. We're gonna win. We're just too awesome. You know what you do?
It's like it's telling you what to do your better than me. Okay, well, I just killed the guy
Now let's do one
Let's say
It was great saving tell you start to say that I have it. I
Seen you were double committee
Okay, but you say that you say that I said I have it nice good save
Yeah, that's what I do.
Yes, if you have it, say you have it. If I have it, yeah, what the fuck you do in there?
Get the America.
It's all it's all. It's all it's all.
Over the middle. Over the middle.
Get, I have a shot, I have a shot.
Oh my god, we're going into the ditch.
These guys are just laughing at us.
No, they're not. They're behind it.
Yeah, maybe not.
I'm going to make it too much!
That's you!
You gotta talk to him.
I tried, I tried.
I gotta talk to you, too!
I'm killing him.
They both just touched you.
Just focus, too.
Focus, dude.
I know, I'm rings, I'm resetting.
I fall for one.
I fall for one.
I'm in the mat.
I'm in the mat.
You can play aggro.
I'm in the mat.
Okay.
I was in the mat.
I was in the mat.
Wait.
Daddy's got you.
Daddy's got you.
Oh my god.
Pass it over the middle.
Pass over the middle.
the middle. Okay, a little far back, but it's okay.
We get mad. We, let's do it, you, pass it.
What the fuck? I don't know you were all that I couldn't just pass to you, dude. I didn't know you were
over. Oh shit, I was open. We had a shot. You're somebody. We can be, okay, I'm going to be
going to be. Oh, my God. These guys in the chair, we hold up.
But you're silver?
Yeah, they're pretty tough.
Plasm?
Okay.
Shit, shit.
We gotta go.
T-O-T-O-T-O.
Stex, T-O.
They did it out.
We're good, we're good.
Even your COVID is going to help us flow the sweat.
Good plan.
Where are you?
What are you doing?
I'm going.
I'm going.
He messed up.
Is that my god?
No, it's catch!
We're good, keep pushing.
No, that would be so nasty.
That's me, that's all me.
You're the boss!
You didn't do anything to tell the fuck it passed!
What are you doing?
What are you doing?
What are you doing?
What are you doing?
What the fuck do you mean?
What the fuck do you mean?
Brother, please!
That entire play got created
Because then you fucked up!
Do you live with XQC?
Do you live with XQC?
How is that supposed to even be?
Why did you get traveling me?
Now the point defense...
These kids are...
They're not better than us, we're fine.
Open the ball.
Okay, awesome.
Over the middle.
It's got the skill to go to you.
Stay on it. Stay on it.
No.
That's a pepper paste.
You're from the building.
I mean, it's not really.
I have to.
Yeah.
I have to twist.
It's not really perfect.
He's got all the drifting.
Bad.
Look you in your hands.
Yeah.
Hey, this is what I'm talking about.
Where are you?
Where are you?
Yeah.
It's what's going on.
I'm wide open.
You know, this is wide open.
Why?
That's all you. That's what I'm gonna do.
That's how you want it to be.
Yeah, I don't want it.
Four of them going there.
Okay, all right, lock it.
That is 100% my phone.
Road to flat.
Road to flat.
That's a good first game.
We're connected now.
Bro, I think if we move it down the stairs,
I'm literally gonna be in the cell phone.
I'm not even told.
I'm not worried about Silver.
Oh, you're on range.
Wait, what's guys going for a call? Those guys were gold, 3, and gold too. We're not in the middle.
To be fair, we're the underdog, Sam.
We're fine. We have an epic save in 3 demos.
Yeah. And no one says you didn't do shit off of this.
One save. We have the 32th once in me and you scored.
Cool. Yeah, I scored. That's the thing.
We need goals
Okay, like we need goals stats. That's what we need. We need. Daddy's here. Daddy's here. I'm not following you daddy. Round like
Go on. You do it. Oh, okay. Why don't I don't. I really don't sketch it. Just weird. Can we just score and win?
Just win, baby
Yeah
That's um give me some pool interz. I know you hang out with all the pros and you surf all their knowledge apparently your ball
No, I'm getting the ball. I'm not a boost. I'm not a boost.
I'm an addict. There's a difference. Yeah, whatever.
I'm dead. I'm dead. I got roll. You have to save that.
I mean, it's like a paper towel back there.
I'm getting double jeans.
Yes. You have any defensive prowess about that.
I do have the defensive prowess.
So scats, I'm gonna get bronze go to the ball you're close you are bronze
No, I'm not I'm gold really perfect fast where the second touch where the fuck is the second touch?
Who ever told you to fly like that is a simple person
Yo, yeah, we're gonna lock it actually like focus
I am focused. Yeah, but like focus, bro
You're a best.
I'm a loony.
I got a loony.
I got a loony.
I'm the human version of an admiral.
I'm on your right side.
Well, like, good shot.
No, no, no.
Do you see how I carry, baby?
Do you see this loony?
No, do not.
It's starting to do in that shit, like, here's some type of pro.
I'm on you.
I tell you I'm on your right side.
And you almost fucking shank it.
You're bald.
You're bald.
Yes.
It's actually mine.
Can you not have enough of the clothes?
Like I remember why I read when we play things you just go through this pointless atmosphere
That's gonna be spawn anyways. It's gonna respawn when
Yeah, I don't know defensive crowds. That's something I don't
Hey dude, do you have no hight you go you get only because I
So he goes the second second the second touch the second touch king
Look at him is going insane
What to do just play the game. I don't know okay, alright, that's it. I'm playing my game
Focus you got the ball the man in the mug in
Wait wait wait, we figured it out. It's a talk a truck wait you're actually okay
Just a truck oh my god. We're gonna get glad
Scared you're gonna keep doing that is beautiful. You see you're doing good
Just ammo. Yeah, just ammo. Don't em all go to the ball
Hell of a hell of a charm of a second Dutch there.
It's fine, they may have spent this.
I tried too, but it's fine. You're right, don't be any different.
Oh, okay, you just got fooled, he attached what it was.
Let me know if I need to pack you up, okay?
Let me know.
Go to the ball.
Go to the ball.
Go to the ball.
Wait.
I think I think I'm gonna sit in the mouth.
I think I need to get it.
Alright, you guys need to go.
You're the girl.
You're the girl.
Thank you, sir.
I know you're some appreciation.
You're good, sir.
You're good, sir.
You see?
You see?
I'm literally waiting on them.
Alright, so at this rate, I can get flat.
Let me go.
Don't come through the booth, please.
God damn it.
Touch the booth.
I'm going to kill you.
I'm going to kill you.
I'm going to kill this guy.
Now we're in a bad position, okay.
We're in a great position if you listen.
No we're not. No we're not.
I'm going to kill this guy.
But okay, that's okay.
Come on, man.
Good take. Good take.
Watch out, watch out. Still going out.
I'll see you, I'll see you.
I'm on that sketch. Where are you going? Why don't you run away from the net. I'm not running away from the net. I'm playing on the field.
You're chasing the ball. It's a 50-50, but I don't even know if I'm gonna get the ball or not. Where are you? I'm on the ball.
I'm on the ball.
I'm on the sand.
Here you go.
Another snake. Another snake.
Oh my god. Watch out the guys got the. Okay we're good we're good that's off. What are you doing?
I'm in the net. You'd relax. Calm down calm down. I'm in the net. Oh wait a minute wait a minute wait a minute wait a minute wait a minute
Okay. Over to you over to you.
Good pass. Over to you.
They were turning back. Oh I missed him. Oh so this will be gone. It's okay. That's yeah no.
I don't point fingers.
I don't point fingers.
What does that mean?
Five or a pack at me.
That's on me.
One-hah.
Skats, that is one.
One-hah.
I don't know.
I don't know.
That's a-no, that's a-no.
I don't know.
I guess I gotta get this full on, though.
If I can totally die.
Oh my god, you're alone.
If I can totally die.
It's back.
Oh, so it's-it's normal.
Oh shit.
It's gonna die again in a second.
Wow.
What?
You have batteries in your controller?
You can shoulder yes, bro. I trust one
Stats listen I can change batteries, but it's gonna be after this game this my control of my diet again
Lock it I'm not worried about your fucking control
I'm worried about getting flat
Yeah, I know that's that's what our priority my control guy. Oh god. I got to go check your remote your remote. I'll be back. Oh, I'm okay. Holy shit
You're playing great defense
Thank you, sir.
Thank you, sir.
Give me two on one.
Give me two on one.
Let's get out of here.
Let's go back.
Oh, my short.
Yes.
Wait, is one minute for some leave you and it seems to be one?
No.
Hold up.
I'm coming back, I'm going.
Help! What's your reload done?
I'm back. I'm back, I'm back, I'm back, I'm back, I'm back, I'm back, I'm back, I'm back, I'm back, I'm back, I'm back, I'm back.
I can't wait to get out.
It's got to knock it like this, it's on a farm there.
Go to the auto.
Good shot!
It's okay, watch out there.
Hey, did you see?
Cross R8, plus C.
Okay, that's a that's a good chat. Good chat. No, it's not like
I missed I missed yes, wait back listen this is called parking the bus. Okay, it's what English
Yep, all clubs people know whether we're just gonna play the fact that we're not going to play out
We're just gonna sit in that we're just gonna sit in that
That's
I'm going to wait till I get boost in the middle.
Skats come back, it's arc in the bus, arc in the bus, arc in the bus, arc in the bus.
Yep, aim for back.
See, here's the channel.
That's a win.
Okay, check it out.
Skats, let me say this, you know the quick?
I'm going to be honest, you just carry the fuck out of us.
You had three.
You had a goal, you had a goal, you know, one of these, you got two goals, and I'm just,
When you're family, that is when we're in our element.
Next thing we're gonna do, when we get up to your more goals,
we're gonna park the bus, okay?
Every time.
You're a great, fucking bus.
Yes, we're a great teammate.
Which means sketch, it means full-on defense.
We park the bus in their ass.
Simple.
You're the go, no.
Here to coach, we're the go together.
No, like sketch legitimately, great work dude, great fucking work.
great work for you.
Check for the chat if you're horny.
Don't do that.
I need to do that.
What's in that order?
Um, let's see.
Uh, maybe a salad.
You're looking there.
Flip it out.
Scatch your literally.
You way more than me, dude.
I know you do.
So I don't.
You're built like a wheelbarrow.
I'm not built like a wheelbarrow.
I feel like freakin James Harrison. No, no swing in a mess on that one dude. You're not real like James
You don't even know what James Harrison's number James Harrison's number 92 on the Steelers
Please don't ever trust my ballmob much ever again. Oh my god. Okay. Yeah, I'm gonna see what's just do is that the Steelers have six super balls
They're tied with the Patriots for the Patriots to go to win this now
No, both of them have six this Tom Brady has seven Tom Brady has one with Tampa six New England
Bro, you might don't cast my ball in all the kids. Don't ever get you just turn walking watchin
You barely know who a fool go on
Step the shot brother brother one of them is I'm a puppy on this. Yeah, I don't not like your celebration here. It's it's very distracting
Bro, I'm ordering to play here
Is that a free fucking answer to run to fucking answer me bro? I don't I was smart to match it for my bro
I wouldn't even be streaming right now. I be on a high
You have enough money to buy an island. Stop lying to the people.
You know, one of them's there. Okay, this guy is forfeit. If we lose this, like we actually hang it up.
If we lose this, we hang it up. I'm killing him.
Are we gonna touch his fairly deo, okay?
That was actually perfect. He's such a good teammate.
I shouldn't have escaped that.
It's alright.
No chat, not Epstein, like I mean like I would be on vacation.
Yes, yes, it's true.
No, no, it's the file.
That's really tight.
It's really nice to chuck the file.
Not true.
There are many files.
There is a massive file.
There is not.
It's a really nice file, dude.
I got it, don't be so rich.
Go back.
Come on, meet me.
Me to me. Yeah, I was hit this this
What a shot. Oh my god. I mean it is doing
You see I just put them get back to back dogs against high goals man
What?
We can't?
Can't you have enough time to get's lab in the next 30 minutes? What are you all thinking?
But I forgot our friendship and the timer on it.
No, it's...
Why don't we break it up?
Is that a mouse?
I'm gonna demo him.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
I'll get my own, I'll get my own, I'll get my own.
This kid's got to...
What?
Damn it, damn it.
Shit, damn it.
I shot!
Bro, I'm so dead.
I'm dead.
We need a lot to go.
We're going to get a form there, man.
Okay, there we go.
I feel bad, bro.
Don't feel bad, stop, stop!
Chana, feel bad.
He just loaded in the lady and we didn't even laugh.
That's not bad.
That's, that's or a forming.
I do feel bad, though, y'all.
Yeah, we found we found don't pay that out. It's a 2v1. No, no, what no
No, bro, we're obviously gonna be at a 2v1
Bro, I just fit 300,000 chance points
No, that's not even possible the max is 250. So I know you're fucking lying
You're ball you're ball. I'm not going for you. You're left. So you're supposed to know no. I'm not going for it
Can you still get to go for it broken fucking record here?
That's it.
Nothing broken about you.
Oh my god, that's in there.
That's all.
We know that's not what this is.
Hold the aura.
Good shot.
That's not a totally missed average.
I tried to clear him.
Okay.
That's it.
My bad.
Where are you?
My bad.
I'm not.
I'm not.
I'm not.
I'm not.
I'm not.
What are you doing?
What are you doing?
You're changing like a fucking lost puppy.
Yeah, of course.
Of course, what's my other option to let him run?
No, I'm not repeating the two languages
See I always get the second touch
Hell of a second touch there
Oh
Really, I got him as a ball control
Oh, didn't make
Should have been a demon
Oh my god, it's not shattering
My wall's on some good skill set, eh?
Listen.
Squishy.
Squishy this.
Squishy that.
You tell me about another friend of yours that you used to have been shooting out
What then you don't get sick?
Okay, it's not like I'd slide to get you sick.
You contaminated me!
It's not like I'd try to get you sick.
Oh my favorite mutton here!
You contaminated me!
We've got to slide this mutton right here, Mom.
Go.
because I make I make sure it happened.
Great fast.
See what I have to speed there.
You got, you're back. You got, you got.
You got, you got. You got. You got.
I got this.
See right here.
And yep.
Hell of a cheat.
I didn't bump.
You fucking, you fucking were overaggressive.
And you see, and you blame me.
I have no control over where I'm going.
You bum.
I'm on the left side.
Still.
You fucking bum.
Dude, you weren't such a trauma queen. No, I thought it would be all right
My bad. I messed up my second touch together. I
But I messed up. I'm over the middle
Great the
Yeah, I just think
It's falling
But he sucks
Get it here, there are any games you're good at, mom's bad at him.
Where are you?
Scared for a pass, and then great shot.
POOOO!
Scared for a pass!
Come on!
Pinch my ass, dude. Nice!
You, you couldn't get up on you, too!
Alright, we got some go at the bottom, go at the bottom.
Going for ball?
Second touch of a lifetime
Pretty good at harry on the gamer monkey guy look at so the fridge terrible
Hear that nice good ear
Good hit
I think we win, not even trolling here, okay, I'll take them out.
Now yeah, when we're gonna go to the point, is it, you guys can take them?
Wait, you demoed, look out!
And I just all of this guy, this kid's good, Kamer kid, he's definitely the best player in the lobby.
More about a team than that.
Oh my god, I just saw them.
I just saw them.
You're good, you're good, you're good!
No, you're not a sketch, I just saw them.
It's okay, it's okay, it's okay.
Look at what I did, don't panic. Don't panic.
So we did my last one, you chat. Obviously I'm not trying to fucking pass!
I'm not being straight!
My Seaman plays better than you, not possible.
And it's possible.
Get him in that, get him in that, get him in.
How is it that I'm a demo?
I'm not gonna die.
I'm not gonna die.
Let that for you!
Wait, good.
Nice.
Got some money?
Over the middle over the middle?
Hardest kid is good.
Don't double come in like that, I'll still keep spocking on us.
Nice, sketch.
Nice.
Oh, we can get plopper, we can easily get this shit.
We're flying!
Is that it?
Oh god.
Shield, jump.
Yes, looks trying to scan.
They're trying to scan out, too.
Nice, I'm over the middle of you pass.
Oh my god.
We have a shot.
I know.
That's a shot.
That's the end.
Oh, good.
That shot could shot.
I know, I know.
Let's go.
Let's go.
Nice.
Okay, what's that's weird? I don't have any boots.
Get it! I'm at most!
What the fuck are you doing?
Get me out of there the time's frontier!
It's all right. I'm over to the middle. I'm over to the middle.
Yeah, I'm just fucking in the head!
Kind of weak, weak, oh my god, hold up. That's in part of their net. Focus, we have to score this.
Hurry up! Hurry up!
I'm gonna run!
I'm gonna run!
Let's shot!
I'm gonna run!
Oh no!
Now let's go for clay now.
Eat this score, stats!
I'm gonna run!
Oh my god, no you're closer!
I'm getting this back with my god.
Alright, he's just right.
We're good for good, buddy.
Wait, get off the ain't the way.
I get balled. I get balled. I get balled.
I get balled. I get balled. I get balled. I get balled.
Yes, I can't. Oh my god. What a fat. You're the greatest.
You got a top line. He just got such a good save.
Let's try to get to OT just burn out the time. Burn out the time.
Fuck, they were storing out!
Oh my god. That's alright.
You go. You go. You go. You go. You go.
Alright, you go.
I'm a big body, him.
I'm gonna fall back to the boost.
It must play you by seven and 10.
Again, again, again, again, again, again!
Double's, you're getting it done.
Press!
Wait, that might be a good hit.
Good hit!
It's a good shot.
I'm gonna get back.
That's good, that's good.
Let's see.
Let's see, let's see, let's see.
Let's see.
Okay, I've got it.
Boom, wait, I jumped in!
I jumped in!
No, no, no, no, no, no.
Don't look at me with me!
Stay back, stay back.
The way!
Talk a truck!
Scared to keep pass on the middle, we win.
I'm not even kidding.
Oh my god, that was a demo. That was a fucking demo.
We're following that.
I miss, I sold the game. You gotta hit that up.
Nice shots, I know you. Come on.
I'm gonna get a photo of this. That's going up.
That might be in there next.
Get it! Get it!
I don't know.
It's got stuff in it.
It's on it!
He's on the top.
I'm moving him.
Emily. I'm bumping up
The judges
Let's
forget
We're such a good
That's old you bumping there do you realize that my back will never happen to be a little Bob's get
I'm going to do it again!
I'm going to do it again!
I'm going to do it again!
I'm going to do it again!
Oh my god, bro, scout wait, scout should be just being too gold-threeged.
You know that's how fucking crazy that is?
I'm going to do it again!
It's going to be us one day.
Bro, we just need to be too gold-threeged like...
Jack, the potential is there!
Look, I know they'll see it!
We can get platter there!
Oh, easy way!
Great fucking bump, scout!
Like seriously, god, those clots do my god!
That's why I'm done that's why I'm big
You go you go you go behind you go you go you go
Nice good good
These kids are better these kids are better. I can already tell
So wait about
They're better the last guys
I
Right out of the net we're gonna be saying I'm gonna play that right play that I got the net. I got the net
Watch the second bounce!
I passed them, that's all me, that's all me.
I cleared it, I cleared it, I cleared it, we're gonna...
Everything's snarling, seal, keep it safe.
Oh shit!
Nice, good to flash in, stuff.
This has...
Nice, oh my god, scan.
Get that!
Good pass!
I am over the middle.
Wait, I'm just going to aerial this.
Now you got a good talk to all of it.
To my fault.
I love two shots.
You can actually aerial and get a one.
What?
Fetch.
In one.
You aerial a message to see something to call.
I thought that's got to.
Oh no.
I did not hear that.
Where did this asshole just say what a saved great pass?
Great pass.
That's it.
What is what a literal dick hat?
Look, that's it!
Now we're making a watch every shot!
I'm going, I'm going, I'm going.
Bro, you cheap stats, you have a shot!
Why'd you go for the post?
Alright, y'all, stats.
How are you, bro?
Bro, I killed somebody!
I'm wrong, I'm just going for the shot!
Nice drifting throw if you don't go for the boost on the kick-off sketch that doesn't happen
I'm gonna later use the glove rip when I win this game
No, you have to see your all accountability zero you're the zero count of mine. I have an account
The city you need to do you need those math plenty of well
No, yeah, it goes you're accountability not a countent
Really you think those words don't mean the same thing
And
Good demo. Why don't we?
Race off the channel.
Chimp me.
Oh my god.
Did he just chip? I try to get there.
But this little fatter has chid me.
It's a good shot. Good shot by him.
Don't worry, we'll return it.
Where's the bombs?
It's Sunday night!
There's no sun in this game, y'all.
There is!
Is there?
I'm on my phone, I'm on my phone.
I'm on my phone.
Nice backflips, yeah.
I'm over to metal if you want it, only if you want it.
We're going back and we're going back and we're going back and we're going back and we're going back and we're going back and we're going back.
Captain yeah where I'm wait sketchy's just gonna get
Sketchy's just gonna sit for you fucking kidding me
Where's my teammate?
Where's my teammate?
I'm gonna want to be chill
If it's called out in the 1v2, then...
1v2 is not legitimate, they saw us
This didn't say
Ah, Chad, this gets us in the next round
I think he's in a lot of trouble.
Yeah, one bomb, one shoot, so broken.
I'm just legit in the middle of the house, those are my notes, it's a 1v2.
I imagine the horror I fight for you with, actually imagine the horror I fight somehow with this.
It's just that one me like an absolute child.
just own door wait we can win this no refund shall obviously we're gonna
refund if I'm in a 1v2 where are they letting you in?
oh see you there it's gonna let me shoot for them to see
I just went back.
I just went back.
I just went back and walked out of that.
Can you hear me?
Bro, what happened, bro?
It won't turn off like a computer!
Somebody shot off your computer.
Yes, I have no idea.
It's fine, it's okay, it's okay.
I'm gonna go take a look.
Can you join back, sketch?
Yes, yes, I can.
I can invite you.
Wait.
All right.
To me, invite.
Sketch, those guys work.
What?
What?
Did we win? It was four or three of me lost. We didn't do that bad. That's on me. It's on me. I'm not gonna lie
I'm gonna run the red button on my on my lighting strip in a turn everything
Wait, you stepped on a plot it?
I stepped on a liking strip. Yeah, but you said someone turned off. You see, what's the someone you?
I like to disassociate with my toes. Yes, yeah, I'm gonna go take a look. Well, those guys will get junked
Five beyond me
Sorry, jab can you all hear me now?
Don't take a blink or guys. I'm not smoking weed anymore
So stuff like that doesn't happen
Just shooting me. We're playing so good
Wait, wait, hello?
Oh, is that because jeezie jeezie?
Dixie released the junko files released the junko files
look at the handtracks 572 and they say I don't like to share them all saves and
if it saves you had it's what I do here you had 3500
7,354, I'm not a Joker.
Dude, we're on fire with the fuck happening.
We're plant 1 Division 3, how do you know?
Where's it say you rake?
Alright, I'm back, sketch.
You ready? I'm ready! I'm ready!
Let's get chodoo!
Alright, sketch, lock the fucking end, let's get back!
Wait, alright, I'm not turning off my thing!
We're banned for six minutes.
Six minutes, you sure?
Wait, why don't we want to be done?
Throw you because of my Xbox turn-off.
Alright, I'm going to be wanting to get ready.
You ready?
wait, hold on, and this is for nothing but pride!
And right now I have a 10-1 lead on you, so you have to win nine times in a row for...
...for...
...because this is for everything.
This is for everything, bro.
Are you in?
Amen.
This is for fun.
Oh no, joining.
All right, bro, good luck.
Good luck with you in your fucking area, let's start with the cussing.
It's one of the ones I've got in much better this is the last one, oh really, same shit
new day, you're so lucky, you're so lucky, you're so lucky, you're so lucky, you're so
You won't fight him.
Thank you, dumbass.
Since you had to do it, we'll fight him.
Judd!
It only took you $1,900 in four pros.
I've gotten better since I last do it.
That wasn't even a tool I wasn't trying.
Frick dead.
Frick the predicted.
Oh look at you, nice, nice flying.
Thanks, brother.
Miss, Miss, Miss.
Really?
Oh, it was fun, brother.
I think we're...
Keep flying.
Oh yeah, that's the one I've wanted.
Oh really?
You've got your hands.
Your hands are that one.
Have you got exactly what you wanted?
Apparently.
Ah, I'm pretty sure one of the blue spots is for this.
Ah, sketch.
Look at the wall.
No, no, look at the wall.
Can I set a glitch or something like that?
Oh, you're so lucky.
You almost got clicked.
You almost got clicked.
Thank you, brother.
Oh, it's a good thing it's better than normal.
You make it up excuses right now.
That's a goal, that's a goal, that's a goal, really.
I get two, I get to try on him.
Oh my god.
No!
All right!
I don't know if I don't know 44 minutes, so that is off.
I told you I got better dude.
I got better dude. That's in your bag. I'll have to wait. I'll see you man. No, that's not not yet
I think okay, you fucking suck you suck you're not faking me broke to you Jake. I think you every time look at the pay
Okay, I'm gonna start trying. I'm thinking I'm gonna start trying
What the all say thank you
I don't say I do, and it's 44 ma'am is a bunch of power shit.
Whoa.
Thank you, brother.
You're so lucky.
What are you saying?
From out of the lucky dude, I'm just better than you.
You're playing on a bullshitting
Bro, I just want a bullshitting man. Yeah, it's both super both of us do looks you see his dog
No, there's excuses
I was expecting it would be one not a 44
I'm gonna try to clear me out on that
That's all right
We better die. That's what's about to happen
But I know you can fly what I mean that lie
What?
What?
Yeah.
Yoshi, let's get to y'all.
Yeah, you never saw him?
That's how it's working.
All shit, man!
I'm going with the lead, you proud?
No.
She'll...
Yep.
OK, all right.
Love that you keep talking.
Keep talking.
Keep having!
Keep flying!
There's a combined four brain cells in this lobby.
That's not true.
That's not true.
Yeah, and one of them is...
the breath!
were you can't leave that much net open, you know?
really, I can do whatever I want when you suck like that.
someone's teaching she has nice lifts, which ones?
yo
Oh, sorry, three, bro. He's such a bummer. He's such a bummer.
He's such a bummer.
Oh, he's such a bummer.
What are you?
Where are you going?
I don't even need a bummer. I'm trying to call her.
And you just listen to your little friends.
You just listen to your little friends?
Listen to your little friends!
Where the fuck is your backup? Where's your outbreak?
Where is your outbreak?
Who's outbreak? You psycho?
Cover your Batman!
You fucking Bucler!
Where's your Bucler? Where's your fucking coach?
I don't have a Bucler, dude.
Oh, yeah, pay down the state.
Pay down the state.
Pay low, fucking.
BAD!
BAD!
YOU SHOULD FAKE IT!
YOU SHOULD FAKE IT!
YOU SHOULD FAKE IT!
MAKING YOU!
Kill you not getting lost yet.
Go, Tom.
Literally, don't Tom.
Literally, go.
Literally, go.
Go!
Go!
Go!
Go!
Go!
Come on, chat, close it out.
Close it out, close it out.
What do you mean hard waltz?
I'm shot it out.
You're chud.
Now I can score again.
Game.
Game.
Your brother.
Great game, like you, fuck you!
Fuck you, you're not!
Bro, you think the net too open sometimes, that's a biggest problem.
You need the net too open.
It's singles and we're playing on a quad map!
So you do it in a two-loop strip.
You don't have to.
This goes to shuttle scotch that I told you I was gonna get better at this game.
I told you, I took you fucking a hundred hours, this game.
You're lucky. You're lucky. I didn't fucking flip that on you easy. Oh, fine. We'll go back to you out of one
Easy, easy lemon's going to be good. He's no one's fine. No, that's fine. He's that's fine. Ladies is the greatest. Ladies is greatest
That's fine
It's my juice
I'm that make that a YouTube video post in 4GG. That's
The sexiest song you right there make that a YouTube play make that a YouTube video
And put Jigsie to the thumbnail and then pose and worry that's okay. Yeah, I son
You make it look like if you knew the same victory that's yes, I son
He did not son me. Yes, yes, but you went for the first time and watch this
Don't come
Well, it's not really like synodam, but you know I'm a man this is insane
Look at the smoke you know that I bumped him right there and you have a wide open call on both tools
Holy shit that's a close to you guys are good
These guys are good. That was a close to only shit. You see there
You're good. You're on the second one. Check guys down there
Scoop them over the middle. Scouts get over the middle now. Oh, come back to back. Get back to that. I
Demo I demo you a demo too. I demo too. All right, we're good. We're good. I got the ball. I got a boy. You scared them
I'm getting back I'm getting back. I'm getting back. I'm gonna kill him
Good demo.
They're both back!
They're both back!
You're not attached!
They're both faulted or trailing each other?
I dumped on one?
Hold you?
Hold you!
Watch out, watch out, watch out!
He's on your back!
Go slow!
Nice sketch!
Good fun!
Oh, sh**!
Don't you worry. Don't you worry. All right worry more and worry.
Bro look at my bad. That's my nasty.
Yeah, that's my bad. I let my feet.
Go! I'm gonna try to clear.
I see the bitch. I see the bitch. I'm gonna kill it's friend.
Yeah, kill him, faster.
You're that?
God damn it.
That's what made me so worried.
That's what made me so worried.
You two with more defensive prowess.
Just defensive prowess, I'm getting double team. The fuck are you doing?
Brother, you flip over to ball, dude.
I flipped over a ball, because I thought that the first guy was going to school.
We're not the second guy.
G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G, you've already been here. You've already been here.
I don't trust anything, but what am I supposed to do?
Like getting a better spot. Oh my god. Oh go go go go go go go go go go go go yes
What's that. That's for you. No, I don't try. I'll be so much. Don't try that's
Can't but me. I hope you don't open go mother fucker. I'm going to be like crazy.
Oh hell of a dumb a bump there.
Yeah, I'll be right. Okay. Yeah, we are cocaine. Yeah, we are cocaine. What's that?
Over the middle over the middle.
Is that a burn, man? It is.
Bro, scats, I just glitched it.
What the fuck? You have no defense.
Bro, you cannot blame that on me. I'm all over this guy.
What are you with? No, sure.
Bro, where are you?
What are you doing?
You're not anywhere near about...
I have to get the ball. It is empty at the ball.
The horn's from around the left.
Isn't...
Hell the shot.
Hell him a shot there.
I know you're being sarcastic.
I know because you use the fucking...
Pro-bike when you should be using the big fat one.
Okay.
Don't worry, I got the boost.
Daddy's home.
Daddy's home!
They're both pressing. They're both pressing. I'm gonna try and kill one if I'm okay.
Okay, I'm gonna.
Cause I have to pay because I'm gonna kill him.
And I can too.
Where are you? You're on my list!
You passed into that. What's your name?
I passed into the middle!
I'm not a miracle worker. It's got to be like...
Um...
I mean, you may have fallen for the scavenacles now.
I'm trying to lie.
I'm trying to slow it down!
The fuck are you doing?
You're not getting anything, you're not doing anything.
Scared, you're laughing by the time.
I could only buy it's time.
I'd be, I'd be used to this, it's clearly not my fault.
That's not fair.
And I cleared the balls, you know, the balls on their side when I do it.
And then you're somewhere, yeah, there you go.
Two hits from the orange and then,
No, it's from you, you're getting boozed.
That will pressure, and awesome.
Yeah, but how do I save this?
It hits the bar and goes in.
But tell me, tell me what you're doing the whole time.
They hit the ball.
I'm free time.
That's what I do.
I'm free time.
I'm fighting for dear lives, bro.
It's perfect.
Forfeit this one.
This is my last one anyways, like I'll play Joe out.
What?
It's seven.
I said an hour, dude.
What?
Seven, you just said central time, no.
You want to play three's after?
Yes.
Yeah, I'm so fucking down.
Actually, no, I can't.
I'm championed three.
We'll get close.
I can't.
I'm gonna shit it.
You fucking cheated for that.
Yeah, I know.
Dude, we didn't watch the fucking point.
It was fun for us, baby.
We're all so I can't because I'm playing this game.
I'm playing this game with you.
Oh I forgot. You have new best friends.
No I don't like, bro what are you doing?
No you can't!
What's up with you? You have shit in his pants.
That is you, friend. I guess I'll just go home.
Oh my god.
What are you doing?
I'm over to the middle. I'm over to the middle.
Oh
Motor middle
No, yeah, yeah, for sure
Then again still a pro or something no
Over a million please pass that you selfish bastard
I'm over to you. Oh, I don't know
You should be faster. I'm over to metal
Where are you?
He's ready.
He's ready.
He's ready.
He's ready.
He's ready.
He's ready.
He's ready.
He's ready.
Image.
Wait, let me see if he's ready.
You can't go, doesn't he?
Yes, he's ready.
I'm going to get you.
You're going to buy someone down.
All right, scats.
I'll see you tomorrow.
Wait.
Wait, where are you?
Did you?
Wait.
Why are we going to another game?
Scats.
Scats.
Scats.
Scats.
We're all dead! We're all dead!
We're all dead!
I'll throw I say it was six minutes!
Okay, sorry, that was not my fault, but you better you're the 40 liter.
I can't do anything!
That's how George said five minutes.
Are you dead?
Shot!
See now you're playing well.
It's up.
He cuts like fucking practice
Good fucking say
Not oh my god that's under that
That's what I do cheat me let's wait let's go let let's go to do cheat
In your turn if I were chance Joe added you back chat. I'll Joe after this game
I just didn't see any of the
ship
you
still
but
if
I
didn't
hit
I
didn't
Are you on cannabis? Where the fuck are you?
I'm on the ball asshole.
Always on the ball, dude.
I'm on the show.
If you pass, you're on the middle of the door.
If you pass, it's a bite.
Sorry.
I didn't do that before.
I didn't do that. I didn't do that.
I didn't do that.
I'm so mad.
Good job.
Good job.
Good job.
Can't look at this bro.
A double front for that dude.
The boys.
Ooh.
I'm ready to play, Joe.
Dude, I'm warmed up.
Joey's going to fuck you.
Joey's not.
You haven't been a paid thing, your boy.
No.
Joey's going to kill you.
Joe could have been a con for faster
I mean that's a break of I isn't not
Oh, I quit
Let's get out of here
Say they're every time I don't know respect
respect. Sorry, I said you told me you're dead. Thank you for telling me that I was dead
that you were dead. Whoa, these kids look good. Good thing we are here.
Oh, Jake just don't take us. Watch this. The floating tanker.
I'm going to play the fattest it. I'm so down.
Let's get one of these play goldies like double goli.
I'm over the middle.
They're ready to score.
I'm over the middle chat.
Let's get it.
We won.
He got there. I almost wore a hoodie down there. Sorry.
I got one. I didn't demo one.
One of two more. All right. I scooped it.
Bounceed. I'm gonna take it. One, what's coming around?
I demoed another one. Got him. Good demo.
I don't know. Holy shit.
Get that off. Get that off.
Get that off. Nice. Nice. Nice.
Nice. Great. Wait. Take it. Take it. Take it.
Nobody's on me. No. Get it. Get it. Get it.
Let's go
Good demos, sit him out
The double demos, Jack. Come on, are you?
Me?
I don't thought of all you over and out, please. All you got them is a trap. Wait, this is old one
That's because I'm running fire in the face!
That's not true.
Let's drift!
I'm ready to play double!
I'm gonna win this year.
How tall is Skatey game?
Skatey game?
Skatey game?
Skatey game?
Go fuck yourself!
Six with seven!
He's not.
But I'm gonna be honest with you,
Skatey is like one in short of him.
I'm like five ten.
No, I'm not.
I want to figure the new everywhere.
Alright?
Might know what the fuck someone said that to that saying much true
You're trying flying
All right, are you going to
I'm gonna go back.
Wow, I'm safe now.
Good play, good play, I'm gonna go back.
One guy just gave up and he's literally inside the hit.
It's all right.
That's a goal. I'm so nasty dog.
You should like, you should like, give it time to breathe out.
Yes.
Lucas with the 10 dipped in Lucas putting inside my ass.
One, one, the ocean, Lucas.
What the hell is that?
One, the ocean.
What are in the ocean?
Okay, it's fine, you got to come on, you honestly throw these guys upon at this point.
So we're gonna fuck that, we're gonna kill you a boulder, Greg with the five camps in the WGRAG.
Greg, water in the ocean!
So some water over here!
I'm in on goal. I'm in on goal here.
I'm in on goal. Oh, we're good.
What are you doing?
What were your behind me on this? Cause it actually like we have players in this.
Cause it's like two players.
Hey, we've got nothing to do.
I almost saved that. Holy shit.
That's a good.
Look, I just went to San Gimps into the Dan.
W-
What are you doing?
What are your nipples, Stakey, from the FIVE?
On a nipple, Stakey from FIVE, I'll twerk for you.
I'll twerk for you.
Yeah.
What? At least I give them a show.
You got a twer?
Where are you?
Doesn't matter, Stakey. If they score a half...
This is a fucking truck!
Listen, wait, wait, shit up at every day!
You make a blingos!
Bitch!
Rave that! Oh my god, what a bad...
I'm over to metal if you can only do one of it!
I was doing the try and get back to your face!
All the other people!
Hell's that nut of shame!
I guess I'm the MVP, it's just cool, come on, come on, let's get shot!
All right, sketch, love you buddy, let me bro, do you know another lifetime?
How's he soon, bro?
Yeah, sure, all right, check, chatter, call the gel, call the gel.
I don't add it.
Yes, I am Jelaine Dukka.
I am Jelaine.
Where's my chip for the future?
How much chip for the here?
Yes, my God.
Nice, I got it.
Shall I put a nuke to this chip for the other than call daddy, Jel?
I'm not doing a shit.
That's it.
All right, thanks to Carl.
Thanks to Carl.
Joooo!
Hey, I'll only check all that back here in San Diego.
Okay, maybe I was too close to my mind.
Is it sound better now?
Yeah, it sound awesome.
I love your voice.
What the hell?
You're in the room.
Go on.
What are you, what are you, what are you marching on?
I'll check for my check today.
What's your what's your go to order?
Wait, do you have to play where you live, Joe?
Yes, we have to check. I think, J.C. I think Chick-fil-A, I don't think that's a regional thing. I'm pretty sure that's a, uh, no.
You're in the world, like, all in every U.S. state, I would assume there's a game.
No, no, no, it's actually where you live, do they have, like, fast food, places, or...
no no it's only in the South I think it's only in the South
Chick-fil-A is not only in the South
Chick-fil-A is just in other countries too
that was like a big deal
it didn't infer the fucking UK viewers didn't
UK recently get like Chick-fil-A and everybody's like
Clifus fuck about it
It's like a pretty family in the south of the U.S.
I thought no there's regional what's like a regional fast food place there are regional fast food places.
I don't know the name.
I what's the one where it's like
It has two different names based on what coast you're on in and out.
It's all in the south.
It announced no it announced only on the west coast.
I don't have it enough near me.
Um
I don't know.
So what a burger.
water burger, that's not in for
up, but I see the Texas.
A lot of burgers asked.
Really? I never had it.
I had water burger and that's it.
Well, I did it after it was the
10 fast food place in a dog dog
challenge. And I was not happy to be
eating water burger.
But I also had their chicken tenders.
So maybe maybe
else too harsh. Raising
canes. I also don't.
Canes. Canes I've never had.
It's never been in Florida. Okay.
This is what it is. So this guy just said at one point in time, Chick-fil-A was only in the south, but now it's everywhere
So, okay. Yeah, I feel like Chick-fil-A's are like very common
They used to not be, but I mean, that's like the most popular. I was like most people's favorite. What's your favorite fast food place like if you if you're
I think I'm going Dave's hot chicken brother. I think
Uh, have you ever had Dave Top Chicken?
I don't think that's in Florida.
Oh, that's...
It is. I don't think it's really good.
Really good.
But it does have like, they only have one thing.
That like, Chick-lives chicken, but there's different varieties.
Whereas like, if you go to Dave's Top Chicken,
you're just getting the same thing every time.
Dave's Top Chicken, I mean...
So good.
It's ass?
Yeah, you don't know fucking good fast food, buddy.
Yeah, also, how can chicken ever be ass?
You know what I mean?
Oh no, it could be us.
It could be us.
Really?
Ah, have you ever gone to like a pop eyes at closing?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
You can fucking pull.
Rhyl and all.
Dude, dude, it's like it's cold.
It's like it's just sitting out there.
Yeah, that's pretty good.
Where's the guy from?
Joe, you're from Jersey, right?
New Jersey.
Hey, Jersey guy.
Do you like Jersey?
I, I love New Jersey.
I think people shit on New Jersey a lot,
But I don't know man, it's like what I know to my people close to Philly. Yeah, close to New York
It's near everything. I feel like it's just a great spot
My brother went to college in Jersey and he said he hated the weather
Well, what college?
You know what I said. You don't need to say like it's a college like it's his college was in or like maybe it was next to Jersey city
But it might have been in Jersey city, but um
He just said it was rainy all the fucking time.
Yeah, I mean, it rains here. I would say it just gets mad fucking cold and dry.
But I also don't like Florida weather where it's just humid as fuck all the time.
Yes.
You just feel, you walk outside, you feel like you're wet.
Yes.
Wait, I know time to even afford a child.
I used to go off to fishing in Florida, I used to go to Florida all the time.
Yeah, be East Coast Florida. So like Daytona like fucking Miami area. Yeah, like stuff like that. Not in Miami, but like near there
So we have described Florida as someone who's lived there for 24 years is if you see a news article of a dude eating a dude's face off
You don't even have to know where it is, but you can just assume it's Florida
or maybe California.
Like Florida is, but on the other side I will say Florida does have like some of the nice of beaches that I have a day.
In the U.S., not in the world, but okay, well I want to ask you question, you should sit or Florida like a part of the South.
No, I mean, like because I think the majority of people that live in Florida like aren't from
What like their families not from Florida. They are maybe not from Florida
Like the majority of people that I had met in Florida were from
The Northeastern Northeast. Yeah, so they're like old-nobers that like yeah
Florida has a lot of snowbirds like a lot but the other thing is like
Like there are regions of Florida that are like they're reseller like very Southern
You drive, it's just grass, like a pan handle, part of Florida.
The pan handles very southern, but there's other, like, really smaller areas that are very
southern.
But, like, for the most part, in Florida, people have, like, this, like, similar access
to someone in, like, California.
You know what I mean?
I, I don't know how to explain.
Florida's interesting, though.
But then, my, wait, I feel like this is going to answer my question for me.
What's your favorite beer?
So far, not the best beer though.
You see what I think, Ella Alcohol.
Yeah, and then it's someone I said,
Jake, see fuck you and your chick from that.
That's not the only chick from that.
Well, I want you to go to them.
I forget if you said that.
Go to the order.
Or go to beer, go to Chick from that.
Okay, you said it.
Go to Chick from that.
Go to Chick from that.
Dude, I either get the chicken sandwich half the time,
Or I'll get the nugget the other half the time and I always
No matter what I always get the Polynesian sauce and the Chick-fil-A sauce and I'll jump in those sides. I'll always get the lemonade. I'll always get the fries
Yeah, I don't know if I don't know if I'm getting a lemonade. I feel like the lemonade makes me feel like getting a kidney stem
Bro, Joe. No, no, she's the ladies lemonade is literally
It's like we're now for their lemonade, Joe.
They're renowned for their lemonade, but they're lemonade I'm going to say is too strong.
Like I would drink Chick-fil-A lemonade if I could make half of it water.
Oh, that sounds just, that sounds fucking wilder down.
Okay, this might sound disgusting. I watered down my orange juice.
Like, I'm a watered down. Like, if I'm, if you give me like tropical orange juice,
I'm making half that shit water. And it's so much better. Put an ice in it.
That's not crazy. That's not crazy. That's not crazy.
This is my thing I put mayo on my fucking eggs or something like that's not do Joe
I'm gonna guess if I saw you pouring water into your or it I'm not not at a restaurant
So you pouring water in your orange juice that restaurant I would assume you're a cereal kill
I'm not gonna do that on a restaurant. I'm saying like if it's like I have my own orange juice
I'm gonna water it down if I'm out of place of business. Yeah, I'm speaking if I give me
I just go I'll be just sick of you wait. It's okay
Chat is adding him gonna be impossible
Wait, we should go private match. Yes private match. That's easy to make a costume lobby
Okay, that's that's what being jinxed it cuz we started fucking
Are we going to do like that's three or we just doing like one and done like how are we doing so?
Yeah, I wanted to go over that. So what should we do, Chad?
Should we do like best? Because the games are five minutes should we do best of five best of seven like what do you guys think?
Best of five best of that's the five is probably fair. Okay, and then bro
We have to play that other game after like that you down the talking nobody as well. Yeah, yeah, I played that years ago
Okay
Best of five and then we'll play that game
What's right now? Do you want to do like I mean what number one do you think you'll be me like so yeah
I don't know wait what's your secret what's the highest right you did?
in solos or in one's or in one's or in one's I believe you can probably
like stat track me because I used to when I started streaming I used to only
play rock in leaves and then I stopped playing rock at league for like three
years straight and then now we're like where we are now I think I probably
peaked like dying like mid-diamond, maybe low-diamond. Now I'm like, I got my rank, I'm like flat too.
Wait, like I did my 10, my 10 game, my chaffing cast. I'm pretty sure I hit die. I know in the
in like do those or trios I hit like your dad's in GG my dad's in GG
but the fuck dad what the fuck you're supposed to suck I don't mean but I don't
aerial like so like what I don't aerial in the sense that like most people
describe aerial like yeah don't leave the ground like all leave the ground but
Not often
Okay, so all right, I'm gonna be honest like I'd say the odds of me winning are like five percent if I get a crazy amount of momentum
So can we do like a punishment if you lose though, Joe? Can you like
Yes, I'll do it. I'll
Joe could you oil I think that's a five yeah, I'll cover myself in olive oil right when we're done
Yes, like
Oil up, yeah, I don't expect you to stream through being oiling up that son.
But like before you get off, if I win, the best of fun.
After, because we're playing keep talking, definitely.
Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, this is a great idea.
So, okay, oil up, and listen to crazy frog. That's my only thing.
And then, and much to make crazy frog.
Yeah, and then, to crazy frog. Yes.
And what are you doing if you chat, son?
What do I do chat don't say what I love to I've already oiled up like three to I've done
I it's fucking embarrassing. Oh
My chat has a great idea you got a oh wait no
What's the legality of weed in
In fucking bored I think weed is legal as long as you have a medical marijuana card, which I do
Have you ever had an edible no no well, okay, yes, yes, no
I'm I'm never doing that again
What happened bro?
The last time I had an animal. I need to really lost my mind. I couldn't sleep for like two days
But I couldn't sleep. I need to wash your mind. I think it's late
I think it's late. No, I thought like the walls were tamed in on me. Like I don't know the explain it was bad
You're you're you're like talking out. I was bugging out. Yes
I remember it also vividly didn't, like I could tell my weak story with like the most,
not my weak story, my animal story with the most insane memory I've ever had.
Like I remember my heart was beating really fast, I couldn't sleep, I thought I kept
making the ceiling was caving it on me and I'm like, why the fuck did I eat this?
Why did I eat this?
Yeah, I had that the first time I ever ate an edible, I threw up and I thought I was in puratory.
And, you know, I was like tweaking for hours and then I didn't get high for like a year, and now I get high like five days a week
We joke. Have you ever streamed while he'd before?
Brother, my chat was trying to convince me to take an edible before this.
Wait, I'm going to be okay, juicy. Yes, sir.
Yes, sir.
Yes, sir.
Yes, sir. I was high spot when we were doing that.
I ain't an edible before we we did the one V-7
Bro, but I'm doing I never see you like eyes going
I'm not
Like I'm not like like I'll be really high but like my eyes will just get red and like more sag I'm not like
Wow, I would never get to the point where like I'm like non-pervers
I guess
For you we don't have to do that
What's a what's you've already boiled up before I see that multiple times yes, I've boiled up
Yes, and look and probably gonna do so this is the more realistic fun
Like I'm probably gonna lose Chad. You know what I mean?
Oh, so you're saying something that's not as bad
So yes, because if you boil up and listen to crazy frog that'll be all right all oil up and listen to crazy frog and you'll do
Milk Mile
Dude, what the fuck? Wait, what is the milk mile? I pound the down the milk and then just run
He should have you got every lap you got to check it forth with a gallon of milk
What I just puke wait to say that one point challenge
Oh, yeah, you can do the one have you ever done I've done the one I've done the one I've done one time one time like two three years ago
Two years ago
Oh, no, actually you know better one because if you've already done have you ever done like Paul Doc ramen?
What is that? What is it called?
I think it's called my chat of the tablet or your chat would be able to tell me if I'm saying it wrong.
Paul Doc ramen. There's a type of like very spicy ramen.
Oh, I see spicy chicken that one.
I mean, there's probably a variety of
of the hyper flavors that they have.
I've been told it's very good as well,
like people enjoy eating it.
So it's not that bad, it's just spicy.
Okay, I mean, I have it so I have to get it,
but like I'll be down with you that.
I mean, that's fine.
I don't really wanna make you do the milk file
because you can't throw up on stream, that's to you ask.
Well, and the other thing is like,
wait, what do you have?
You're gonna. I don't have to. I don't have to. I don't have to. Yeah, let's get a treadmill. Yeah. Oh wait. I think I do have a treadmill.
We do. I have trouble. Yes, I do. I'm yeah. I don't think you should do the middle.
I think that that would be really bad. Okay. I. Okay. What about the banana spray challenge? I down a
right and then he's bananas. If you want to do that, I'm fucked. If you want to do the
bananas, right challenge. I'm fine with whatever you have these options and you're
picking the bananas, right challenge. You could do the bananas, right challenge.
Okay, I'll do that literally tomorrow. If I lose. Because I'm gonna fucking lose.
But you realize you'll throw up. Yeah, no that's fine. I'm down with that.
I would say if you are, you probably should lean off the screen.
But there's like dude, I kind of don't really throw up to it.
I'm sort of a tank.
I don't really puke that.
I really don't.
Okay.
You'll do the Nana Sprite if you lose.
Hmm?
And I'll do the oil up, dance to crazy fraud.
Okay.
This is locked.
By the way, I sent you the password and the name of the game.
Did you because I'm not seeing it or did you text me on on text on text?
E.A. Tidepot wouldn't I literally just die like wouldn't I die? I did I did taste a Tidepot before they took very disgusting chemicals on the outside of them
Well, probably for good reason
That's it's a tough spot.
Hold up, I'm typing in the basket.
So we're doing a best of five first to three wins.
Okay, get first to three wins, best of five.
The punishments are so important.
The bananas fight challenge actually sounds kind of fun,
I like bananas and I like Spray.
I mean, what could we do?
Yeah, but have you ever had them together?
No.
I can fuse what is that?
It's just unable to find server.
Okay, I might have missed.
Oh wait, I typed it in wrong.
I typed it in wrong.
I'mma dumbass.
Okay.
You know, I don't want to say wagered very poorly here,
but I feel like you got the worst punishment.
Wait, really?
Yeah.
I like the bananas right now.
I just do it.
I just do it.
I've never seen someone do the bananas.
I've never even heard of it until I've checked sort of type again.
I've never incurred it.
You've never heard of it. I've heard of the cinnamon challenge. I've heard of the milk mile. I've never even heard of the banana's fried challenge.
Never heard of that.
Wait, they're saying, do I stream with a honey pound cat? What would that be like, Joe?
If you did a stream of the honey pack, I mean, would you be standing like, or would you still just be sitting?
What is it? What is it? What is it? What does it matter? Would I risk this fuck?
I mean, yeah, well, I mean, that's a funny pack's even work
We chat no run-up old y'all want a honey pack stream or a fucking banana sprite for the fun of shit
What do you go ask what run-up all right now? You can't you can't do the now we're really downgrading to the honey pack here. How about a rhino pill
Dude, I'm not a 86 year old man. I'm not doing a guino pill
My desk will life rise. See a lot of them are saying, but they had a strike. A lot of them are saying, honey pack.
Chama made my board. I do not want to spend no matter what. You all know. I mean, like I don't back down.
Wait, it's 50 dead. You don't back down. You don't give up.
Okay, 30. Yes. Oh, my eggs cooked. Okay, it's bananas, probably.
Nevermind. I tried to, I tried to put that side of that. It's not happening. Okay.
Hi, guys. We should still get honey packs for future streams anyway. Sorry, Chuck.
You could just tap them and you're acting like you're like source of honey pack. You could just
obtain them at a like local gas station. They sell honey packs and gas stations? Oh, yeah.
Go get that. Oh, it's locked in. I got a sprite to buy them tomorrow.
Because I do some more. How much sprite even is it though? Is it a meter or two liters?
Let me call my dad and see if we have sprite. I highly doubt we have sprite.
Thanks to God of
Dude, I feel like I'm getting hostile like there's no way he's agreeing to do the banana sprite dude
I've never not done a punishment like I take pride in that. I'll do it
Chad, let's not do two leaders in fucking secos. Can we do one point two five?
1.25 it would be I would say it's isn't it two leaders and two bananas.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, it's two bananas and two leaders.
Bro, I'm not fucking wild.
Why would you?
What?
Bro, I wouldn't even need two bananas regularly.
Anyway, all right, all right, all right, then two leaders, one banana.
Yes, that's fine. That's fine.
I'm going to appreciate that.
I know vomit on my camera.
Like I'm going to view.
Alright, let's do this.
It's locked in.
My dad didn't pick up,
but I'm going to assume we don't have to spray.
Alright, you ready, Joe?
Yeah, I'm ready whenever.
Good luck.
So Joe, best of five.
If I win, you boil up and dance to crazy frog.
If you win, I do the bananas fight, how does he win the pick-up?
Well, that's just a lost one.
He dribbled up? Okay.
Oh, no, I'm screwed.
Yeah, I mean, I think a lot of...
I'm not like into the rocket defense.
But I feel like a big thing for like transitioning from like silver
the like gold platt is like turning to dribble and then platt nine and there's a lot of like games done and also
like aerial if you're able to aerial
get in there please you know you're not as bad for
uh how much they're able to like aim to roll the ball
I haven't been I saw you yesterday but I mean that was like a stop-by-five
Oh, god damn it!
Like, let me just...
I'm sorry, you killed out there, what'd you do?
Ah, Joe!
He clicked me, dude.
How do you determine, like, when you play James, like, what prank is, Jim?
James is like gold on you, but apparently he was like way harder than that.
I think I got that.
Yeah!
God!
Yes!
Yes!
Come on!
What the heck do I know fucking put that on?
Don't I just want to?
Let's go, guys!
That was first, I mean, now you're dead a little heavy yourself.
That was first goal of first game here.
Okay, you're right, you're right, you're right.
I do need a lock-in. I mean, I'm not gonna like sweep you like other streamer.
What am I doing? Am I a fucking idiot or what? I'm in for a demo?
Why did you drop it? You didn't even have enough speed there to demo me?
I'm okay.
You better just like see what I mean like I didn't even know that oh my god.
All right.
I'm gonna shut my ass down.
I hate this kick off, bro.
It's random.
I feel like you're not, I don't think it's random.
I just think you're hitting like double path.
You can swear.
But you gotta hit it like right at the end.
Uh-uh.
Thank you.
Follow me.
He's just got my diamonds
He's just a
Immediately ignored the fact that I acted all the ball and it just went for the boost
All right, Chad, we can come back. We can go ahead. We can go back
Nice nice things really good. Very good
I think it's not an all year.
Oh god dammit.
My car's stalling out.
Wait!
BAH!
BAH!
BAH!
BAH!
BAH!
BAH!
BAH!
BAH!
BAH!
BAH!
BAH!
BAH!
BAH!
BAH!
BAH!
BAH!
BAH!
BAH!
BAH!
Web. Yeah, I've been so kind of like all. But it's not really all like it. Are they giving you like beginner tips or they try to teach you how to like
Aerial or something. Bro, in this body's fair. He's like tripling life where I run all of the in you. He just tripled a rabbit. Look, look at what he's doing. Look at what you got it. You got it. You gotta take a more defensive stance and go at the ball in a direction where I can't get it.
But you're driving parallel to me. I'm gonna be able to just like, like, and ask you
Yo, it's like coaching
What does I want you to be better?
Well, I have to leave it like hotstable
Yo, oh
What the fuck?
No, what the actual fuck?
What the fuck dude, seriously?
I'm not hovering you.
What is that?
I'm getting any plan in that. Are you kidding me?
I'm going to give you a shot for the score.
I feel like it's not like you got to go for that.
Like that's a small amount of air. You can hit that.
You don't get to know the blue state boots.
I got this check.
Just because now you have all possession so I rotate back like I'm not hovering you and then I come at you in an angle where I make you make a plan
All right
I'm not going to support the staff.
Wait, that's it. That's the good stuff.
Bro chat.
Yes, yes.
Go back.
Alright, whipped it.
Here we go.
Here we go.
Here we go.
Oh.
LANG!
Fight, or come on!
Jixie, you only need...this is winnable.
You only need five goals in a minute and 30 seconds.
Yep. Let's go.
Let's go. Let's go.
I have I have one and lost games with this much of a difference
No, me too
Me too, he's delver
He's like like dude he's dribbling out
He's like when you when you play the game like when you're trying to get better
Are you just like turbo to you in crank or are you doing like cost a mass or like you're like you're learning how to like
I'm a turbo by doing that turbo
See, I think that's like this game is so mechanically involved that like you're like slowly
The progress that you just made go have a battle
No, you're right, right, he's right
Like the only reason pros are good is because they actually just like sit there and then like nerd out on light those custom
You're right, you're just doing the same shot of 100. Actually, I've seen you do that.
I remember I walked up to the view where you were not, you didn't ever flip, you would or drive, you would only do what to drive.
But yeah, I never used to drive. Do you still do that? Please, how do you say, like,
I don't mind it, how do you say that?
Holy shit!
That has to be a gold all.
Yeah, okay.
Yo, yo, yo, yo!
9 to 3.
9 free curse.
If this was Valorant.
and
and the second half and not a second from the clock you do all
I mean that I can just sit down and just put the banana at my ass at this point
they live in it this is like something to freeze it this is like cyber bodies do
I'm gonna need to more.
I need to more.
And you know, maybe this was like, I know.
That was my first.
Wait, hold up.
I'm seeing season 21.
Is that a champion tournament winner under your SSL?
Yeah.
Not really.
How did you SSL?
I played with two pros and basically every time somebody beat us, they just sport for them.
us they just sport for it. Oh see, second plate, did you?
Oh don't take it off you aren't you? Wait what?
What the fuck is this now?
What is he doing me in the fucking chat?
What is this? Wait wait wait what is this?
What is this like, fast?
You fall? Yeah, I didn't want to do the second
That's fine, that's fine. I'm gonna have a better chance.
Oh, you're trying to change the fuck you guys.
Oh, I'm gonna hear it out. Come on. I'm gonna change the window.
Get in there. Get in there. Get in there.
Oh, you're dead.
Yeah.
Wait. What is this though?
I don't know what this is.
Basketball.
It's what they're saying.
Chill. Chill.
Oh, sorry. You take this.
No, I didn't. I don't know how we got it.
how we got this, how do we get this?
You didn't you make the game?
Yeah, but like it autoes,
I swear to God I didn't about do that.
Like what is this?
It's like you're like autoes, nothing on this.
Get him.
Oh shit.
It's good for a move.
So fast.
Huh.
You missed this guy, you missed this guy,
you didn't make it in.
I'm trying to demo you and I'm fucking mad.
Alright, here we go.
Here we go.
Yeah, we're gonna burn everybody's focus.
We can win this. This is my favorite way this game of the four.
I don't really know like that.
I'm not gonna play this either.
I play hoops, but this is the hoops, just like on the four.
This is like a round person of the four.
Yeah, they're so back for me.
Oh my god, that's in there.
You gotta bang it in.
That is tough. Come on.
Hold on.
No.
Ah.
Yes, yes, yes.
Ja, what if I win?
I'm the same.
It's busy, the bus game counts.
Yes, yes, yes, yes.
But the rounds up to be the regular.
I just...
I just want you to go.
I swear the god of the nubby.
Okay, but this is my best chance of this one
I mean you're almost scoring in your own goal nice get in there
No, no, don't you dare go see them
Oh god, oh god
We got to this that
That's it
K prendre those way actually best parents.
Wait, that's not- that's a least...
Police.
In there mother fucker.
Police hit it.
I'll bail that like that.
Let's go, let's go.
Get rid of you fucking rock, you gotta wait long to come up.
You're chasing, chasing.
That's all.
Yeah!
Yeah!
Yeah!
Yeah!
Oh, I just go, I don't know.
I was just bored of myself.
Well, time to hit.
You're doing really well. I keep the ball in your, on your spot.
God fucking damn it.
Mother of God.
Like Mother of God.
Okay, I got it.
Well, it's game, no need to be strapped.
Oh, you're right, you're right.
It's just, it's game five.
Well, it's game one minute, forty-seven on the clock.
Just staring me.
You almost get in your own gulers, huh?
That was good.
Get in there.
Oh, my God.
Boy, it's a combined little area there, dude.
Yeah, you basically have to like drill it into the spot. I don't think it ever like just falls in
Oh
Yes, you
Absolutely
Break away, break away, please
Mother of God that's it. It's not
You know you hate it you like set me up. You should've gotten points for that assist there
I'll just wait here
I'm gonna do that
Yeah, oh my god get that get that
I don't want to- don't want this- don't- don't- don't- don't- don't- don't- don't do
contrast, clodgrass- clodgrass- clodgrass- clodgrass-
I don't even- I don't know if that would've gone in if I- if I'd even if you'd
Ready
Nice
Walgible not wait don't go on my map
Oh my god get in there
Get in there
Yeah
Yeah
That's it.
Got it going.
Got it going.
Joe, do you mean 2v0?
It's certainly a 1v1.
Wait, that's going to bounce in, I think.
Now I'm going.
Oh my god, that was actually sexy.
Oh my god.
Please stop it, Joe.
I don't know how to get 2v1 seconds.
I knew he would go there and I fucking messed!
What a save.
It's over.
I'm like a cockroach out.
No, keep it up.
So, two to zero.
Okay.
Agency, he's manhandling here.
Thanks, bro.
Now like, when you do the banana sprite challenge,
I'm just, you know, we're still in this. I'd still have a chance to win.
It's still in the game. Yep. You kind of need like a NBA level comeback here.
To be able to like pull this all around though.
Are you recreating?
Yeah. I made the same.
I made the same one.
Chat I'm I'm about to have a breakdown dude. I just
I'm the jitter like you when you said you wanted to want to be one me did you think like you would win like I feel you're
Kicking you're doing like a you're doing like a Jake Paul
Ask challenge here to like
Different types of streamers like you got to pick somebody like I know you want to be one
Ron and you beat him. Yes, but like you got to pick people that are like gold
You know, yes, but like the thing is it's it's like the opposite of Jake Paul. It's like if Jake Paul picked my prime
Mike Tyson in his first fight like a like bro. I I'm getting sent to the slaughter right now
I come back though. I could I really could come back
I come back this is not over champ
And when he sits in that that actually like that triggers me
I mean why are you trying to win?
Like you have to contest to be, you're driving me like, you're like, you're like, you're
like, you're my fucking cover and I'm trying to rush for a touchdown right now.
Like you're worth the perfecting tomorrow.
You know I'm about to bite you.
How does he wait, like, like, he wins every goddamn tick off.
I don't care about winning, I don't want to get close to you.
Give me that shit, give me that shit, give me that shit, don't.
Like that was a chance.
Yeah, what is that little chin out of it now?
Jump, jump, jump.
What is that little cheese you're doing?
What is that cheese?
What?
That how she eats.
That how you bite up.
Bro, this guy's balancing it on his head.
Like he's name or...
What is that cheese, dude?
Bro, I'm move up.
Fuck.
Yeah, bitch.
I mean... I mean... Holy shit, Joe! Holy shit!
You're like a goat can test me from the front.
Say that one buddy.
I really need you, I need you, I need you.
This is ridiculous, Chad. This is fucking ridiculous.
He's gonna play, predictable. See, I knew it.
I'm gonna use the tape, though.
What do you got it?
Ah!
Come on, tank, here we go.
Here we are, the best chance you've had yet.
Here we are.
Tank, here we are.
Select them.
You got them?
Damn.
I'm leaving.
I'm gonna just shut it out here.
What's that?
Here we go over the middle.
I mean, I don't think you're gonna score a goal.
Oh, really? Oh, really? Yeah. Oh, really?
Watch this. Oh, what about you wearing the net?
Yeah, I thought he was in the net. I couldn't see him because the ball was covering my face.
Yeah, I couldn't see him because the ball was covering my face.
This is ridiculous dude. I have this is ridiculous
How are you saving now?
How are you saving now?
How are you saving now?
How are you saving now?
I'm sorry.
Yes.
Yes.
Yes.
Yes.
Yes.
Yo, here's what I said.
I'm going to train up for like a month and then I'll be ready to go.
In a month.
I think if you learn how to, like, contest people, you'll immediately not, like, when you were, like,
look, I clicked in, like, you just hit 20, click it, you just hit the ball.
When you gotta have the ball on top of your car, and then you could click it.
Like, that would be a click off the wall, and then you could, like, air it in, okay?
Give me that. Give me that, break away.
Cough.
I need Holy shit, dude. Holy shit.
Holy shit, dude, look out!
Nice, okay.
Over the middle, over the middle.
Fuck!
Come on, I'm here.
I can't even score the open ones.
Like, I can't even score the open one stop.
Here we go. Here we go.
I mean, that's all me, all me.
Oh, that was good.
That was good.
That was good.
That was good.
I need a side flip, I believe that's a side flip.
That was good chat, that was good, come on.
You play like it hurts.
All right, appreciate you with the time or a breath.
I play like it hurts.
Wait, not you.
It's not a fucking thing, man.
Okay.
Just say it somehow.
I mean,
you know I'll play like I'll do a little goal like you can just take some shots
Alright alright alright alright alright.
Okay what are you like, slow!
Alright alright alright, hold on hold on boys let's see how I'm six out of six out of six out of five ready?
Remember Joe?
You can't have a once you wish for him.
I'm the encarvelled.
You know I could have...
Like I mean like if you run like a fracked-biflobby like you would still like you're still just Jesus.
He doesn't have to move through it like
All right, all right check what you got here. We go
Save that one buddy
Okay, I buy hit oh
Save that
See say
All right, all right save
Save this one
I don't do it.
I don't do it.
I don't do it.
I don't do it.
I don't do it.
I don't do it.
No.
No.
No.
Don't do it.
Don't do it, Joe.
I don't do it.
I don't do it.
I don't do it.
Well, you know, we could like if you...
It's up to you.
We could not count that basketball one.
I mean just these are going. I don't really know you know what you know you know
You know what we'll do is we will chat double or nothing double or nothing you drink to no
I was see him earlier. I said 5% chance to win I was out of my fucking mind
0% chance to win
All right, let's do one more game.
Double or nothing?
No!
No!
All right.
We won't count the basketball game.
All right, jump. Here's what I'm gonna do.
I'm gonna act like my life is on the line.
I'm gonna try harder than I ever tried about it.
Okay.
So if I'm not talking about my challenge,
why I'm going to saw a track and if you lose this game,
Yes, literally, yes, this is going to be the hardest ever try.
Are you going to have the Phantom pain?
What is that?
Where are you healed and you don't know what the Phantom is?
Oh, I don't see you.
Let's meet, that's me. Come on, come on.
He's in the pool today.
I'm going to be locked in now, Jeff.
Wait, that's a goal, I think.
In your attack, right? Your attack? I know you're a calculated guy. You're capable of strategy. You play strategy, J? Yes, but you're not like I feel like you're you're just like driving around like you're going to get the fuck in there
Fuck you guys, don't get a attack
He got a bomb
I mean
At this point is, they just would have you a plus 10,000 right now, but at this point I mean,
okay, don't, don't, don't give up.
Jack, do not fucking give up, dog.
Fewer shots to fail to fail, that there's no point in trying.
All right, Jack, don't fucking give up.
That's in his map. That's in his map. That is in his map.
Copy. Can I demo it? Can we demo it?
Yes. Oh, I'm right away now. Here we go. Here's my sign.
Yo. Dude, dude. This guy like takes pleasure in demoing me. I'm not kidding.
Like I can't prove it, but I think he has a phone right now, okay.
You predict from half the old? I mean, brother are you shitting me?
Whoa, what other games do you play? Are you like a pro gamer?
I am a pro gamer. I am a pro gamer. I am a really play like Mark Rader and Marble Rival buffs right now.
I think it's the game guy, like before I was playing a sim game, man.
So you were a year-old in this game?
You know what? You're right. No, not the Sims.
A Sim game. Yes, like the Sims.
You're what? No, the Sims is the Sims.
Yeah, the Sims. You've played it the Sims.
I think I came in. I was going to go to the other side.
Not big fan of the Sims.
So you played like what? What's the Sims game to play that?
Ah, how smart.
That was a great shot, I mean, in a compliment, I'm not sure if that's right.
Wait, did he just score that?
Like, hi, can we not check?
Can we not act like this is something normal for you?
Can we not act like this is okay?
You're an aerial from a half field, dude?
So you played a game called a couple of times?
How long?
No, yeah, the same Kalmar.
It's basically just a demonic hergen of the sims.
Like imagine if you're playing with sims.
I feel like you're trying to like distract me right now by asking me like idiot
question
It's like what do you
I'm gonna do
I'm gonna do
It's like this sin
but it's also helpful
I have
Good luck
Oh
Fuck you
Joseph
God damn it
How is this guy to eat everything dude?
Holy shit
Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, oh my god
Please check please get this please
He's actually fucking fun. Come on
I'm on that I'm on that
It's a thing better, but you don't area
Oh, we're done.
Come on, Captain, I'm on his ass. I'm on his ass. I mean his ass.
Nope, that's me, that's me.
You're gonna go for me.
Hey Mr. Velo, you missed the demo. Over the middle.
Get in there, dude.
Oh my God. Oh my God.
Oh my God. Oh my God.
Oh my God. Oh my God. Oh my God.
Oh my god, he just got he's just got like four times better in right in a flat with a
I told you girl. I'm going to be locked in
No, don't you dare
Bro, he does that click. That's his thing
Jack, no, Blake is good. That's more of a guard
That's hard to guard Jack
You got it for me
And I'm gonna have to do it.
And I'm gonna have to do it.
And I'm gonna have to do it.
And then you jump.
You never go in the air, so I'm just always gonna have to do it.
But that was a bad touch, a horrible touch.
Jell, jell, jell, jell.
Jell, jell, jell, jell, jell, jell, jell.
Good, good, good, good.
I need to go on this stuff.
I know you're gonna have to do it.
I know you're gonna have to do it.
Right.
So here's the question, Chad, like that alone, it's awesome.
Chad, how much better is Joe than me?
Like one mile, two miles, three miles.
I mean, I'm not trying to wait.
I'm not trying to say that I gave you a few of those goals.
But I don't think you, I think you, you've got a, I think you've got an honest two of them.
Does your banner actually fucking say easy on a calculator, Joe?
Yeah, that is the most toxic bullshit I've ever seen.
Jack, he has a banner that says easy.
After he, but like that is so fucking toxic.
All right, bro.
All right, do you want to play that bomb game?
Yeah, I'm down to play that bomb game.
I'm about to go pest real quick.
Yep, yep, that was a good game.
game. You got it. You got to close
here that last one. Yeah, I was right there.
I was right there. You're right there. You're improved.
You're right there. You. You would have had one of the three games.
You would have needed to lend.
Yeah. Yeah. I was right. I was right on it. I was right there.
Right there to being a third of the way there.
Oh, hi, guys. I'm 238,000 miles away from
away from John's scale really really I was I'll be back
Shall we back?
All right.
Shall we back?
Shall we back?
Shall we back?
Let me save this first off.
Shadow out to all the believers.
Look.
I had a feeling I was going to lose. I did not have a feeling I was going to get fisted. Okay, those are different.
The total game was 7-4.
Rublin when Joe does that for me, it's like that.
Hi, guys. There's not that big of a skill gap dude. Pull the dog shit PNG image.
Oh, my, my, my!
Why is Roddy here?
Hi, guys.
Not in the mood, dude.
I've just gotten embarrassed.
I'm really not in the mood.
Alright, so Chad, the game me and Joe are gonna play.
He's called Keep Talking and Nobody Explodes.
It is a game where one of us will be reading a script to help the other one of us diffuse upon.
Me and Ron played it. It's ridiculously hard
Do the right challenge. Yo guys. I don't know this like the 11th time I've said this
Does anybody have your drums? I said I'm gonna do it tomorrow because I don't have my head
Oh, but you have bananas. Oh, it's always my mom loves having bananas on Santa
Alright, well you could like void if you eat like 10 bananas right now. You don't have to do the banana.
I'm not eating 10 bananas. Jack, like that sounds disgusting.
But I will literally do it like, Jack, I did that to start a my streams more or the end of my stream.
I don't think you, I don't think you want to start. I think that's going to set a tone for this stream.
If you start with the banana strike challenge.
I don't know if you're gonna want to keep streamed that are typing star. I will figure it out.
We'll figure it out. We'll figure it out. Okay, like a half-time show like two hours in.
Joe, hi-bice, once you get your face cam up by the way, do you stream on toolkit or no?
No, I have no idea what that even is.
Okay, wait, what if we did the discord method? Because if we have each other's cams up, that'll be pretty good.
The problem is if I show my cam on discord or then I can't on stream. Okay, then maybe chop it.
Oh, I can do it actually sprite. Let me see if we have banana sort of.
You're going to do, you're going to casually do the banana sprite challenge.
Bro, I'm a man of mine work.
I can do it actually sprite, get up banana.
Okay, chat. What, what do I get? Oh my god, they're actually bro, there's a,
there's a family dollar, like 40 minutes away from me.
So literally we'll be able to end the stream
with the banana sprite challenge, Chef.
Oh my God.
All right, I'm getting 1.25 liters.
Is that fair, Joe?
Or I'll get 2.125 liters.
Well, how many bananas are you eating?
Probably 1.1.
Then you got to do 2 liters of soda.
OK, so I have 1.25 liters.
So that's got two point five, two point five, sorry.
Two point five.
Chat, I just ordered...
I think that alone's gonna be rough,
like drinking two liters of soda.
Okay, chat, I just wanted to say...
The spray is on the way, dude.
It's lost.
Do you drink this spray or eat the banana first?
I don't remember.
That's a good question.
I think you eat the banana first.
I can't be that guy's, I'm gonna take.
We're gonna do it in 40 minutes, chat, 40 minutes.
They're saying banana.
They're saying banana.
I think you are grossly exaggerating how,
like there's no way you're this confident that you could drink two liters of
sprite and eat a banana and not throw up.
Okay, one leader of sprite for sure. I don't know about you. I actually don't know about too.
You should have like, you should have like, like, mid, you should have like, mid, rocketly
game. I'm going to do it tonight. I literally ordered it. I ordered the sprite. Okay.
All right, so, how about do we have this game look already?
Okay, this is going to be fun.
All right, now this is the game where,
keep talking to the Xbox games game,
or one of us has the bomb and one has instructions on how to diffuse it.
And you're going to describe to me what you see.
So, yes, we'll probably take turns doing the bomb guy.
Yeah, so like one of us will be the bomb guy.
One of us will be the instructor and we'll keep swapping.
And then we're going to try to progressively beat levels.
I did it for the run.
We beat the first two levels.
It's not like this game is not easy,
but it's not like you have individual instructions
for individual levels.
You're gonna have one manual and it's gonna tell you like,
okay, boom, if it's just gonna be a manual of like,
yes, just a thousand pieces of information.
Yes, like what do I do in this scenario?
Like it'll be like, it'll be like,
I'm seeing I've forgotten, I've been playing this game here,
I'm certainly a member. I have to go to the bomb manual website.
Yes, hi, my buddy. Yeah, I'm not by the way, average.
But it's the thing, it's gonna get intense or gonna want a panic. Don't panic. Okay?
Because we panic, it's gonna be fine. Also, if you mess up, you have three lives.
Also, if you mess up, it shapes off time. Okay?
What do you need to find messed up by three lives? So like, we have three mistakes,
and then the bomb explodes on its own.
Okay, now, what do I mean by mistake?
Let's say there's six wires in all of them are black.
You'll lick, I'll have them in,
you'll have them in, you'll say,
on the third black wire, cut the third black wire
if all six wires are black.
Now have I, there was a website,
it's like a PDF file.
There was a website.
I mean, I could, but there was 23 pages of information.
So you're just going to describe, if whoever has the manual, the other person will describe what they see.
Bingo, y'all, okay, y'all, the website is bombmangeable.com slash web index.
You're certainly likely to discover that players cut the second wire, and I've probably got the last wire to cut the last wire.
Otherwise, if there's more than one blue wire, it cut the last blue wire.
Oh, yes, so it goes by category.
So it's wire category, there's one.
But in category water, honestly I'll check a button. There's key pads, but yes, oh God. Yes, either those colors aren't with the bomb or do you want me to start with the bomb?
I think for your first run, I should probably start with the manual that way you can use you into the game more. Okay, so honestly, Joe start with the level one
So I just hit like you don't join my game. I just hit like start. Yes, have
us can we play the intense music thing? Can we play the intense music thing? And
the at start of 111, start of 111. This is a good starting point because they do get
a lot harder. Have us play the 10 hours. I haven't played this in years, but I
be up to 3.2 with a bunch of missing. So I feel like I did lock in. Okay, that's
That's pretty good, that's so you did play this like this.
But see, yeah, I don't remember most of this game.
Okay.
Okay, so I think you starting with the manuals good.
Yeah, I think that's the start of the game.
I think I'll pick up on it pretty quick.
Okay, I'm gonna play 10 hours of intense music.
Okay, 10 hours of intense music.
I'm listening to this fucking L.
Okay, now I'm very common. Is it gonna get like really grand really quick?
Yes
Okay, are you ready? Let me know when to press start. Yeah
All right, I think we're good to go. Joe. I'm ready. You're ready.
This is too loud. All right, I let me let me know and I'll count down and start. Yes, I'm ready. I'm ready. I'm ready three two
One starting. Okay, tell me what you see in the wires kind of great. What do you see in the wire?
Oh, it's explained. It's explaining the game. I know how okay. You already explained the game to me. Oh, wait. What game introduction? The basic something else.
Something new controls tutorial. Oh, so the first bomb. I do 1.3 actually. Yes. One point. Yeah. I did diffuse this. Okay. Before. Oh, you got it. I'm down to rip a really hard one.
but like I like it okay but let's start with the first bomb just get the
fucking juices flowing yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
yeah yeah alright okay let's go I'm starting you're on the first one alright what
do you see in the wires what do you see how many wires are there okay it's
songy I'm not allowed to look at the manual okay ready yes I wonder's the
I turn on. It's pitchable.
Oh, it's on.
How many wires are there?
1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6 wires to our red.
Three are blue. One is black.
If there are no yellow wires in the last digit of the serial number is all rotate the briefcase
to two of the last digit serial numbers, cut the third wire.
Are there any yellow wires?
Last digit of the serial number?
Yeah, come on.
The last digit of the serial number is two.
One, two.
So that's even.
Okay.
It's not up, right, boom, otherwise,
if there is exactly one yellow wire,
how many yellow wires are there?
No yellow wires, no yellow wires.
Wait, hold up.
If there are, are there any red wires?
Two red wires.
Got them.
Cut the fourth wire, we're good, cut the fourth.
Get a work.
All right, it's green.
Now what's in it?
Four symbols, what do you know
when you're ready to hear the symbols?
Okay, yes, yes, yes, yes, I'm ready to hear the symbols.
I see, one that is a backwards C with a dot.
One that is in O with a line on the bottom,
an upside down question mark,
and like a cursive swoosh.
It's like a sea inside of another sea.
I don't know how to describe that.
Okay, so this is the order you're gonna go.
It's gonna be the person.
And then the backwards sea.
And then the swoosh.
And then the upside down question mark.
Got it?
Did it work?
Now I'm looking at a detonate button.
Oh god, okay, wait, wait, wait.
Let me put in the button.
The button, what?
It's just the button, do I hit the button?
Okay, if the button is blue, wait, wait, what color is the button?
Yeah, wow.
Got it, that's huge information.
If the button is yellow, hold the button and refer to releasing a held button.
press the button, hold it, and then refer to releasing a held button. I'm holding the button.
Did it work? Release it? Wait, it's yellow. I got an ax, Jinxie. I got an ax. Wait, it's yellow, right?
It's yellow button. Okay, all you're going to do is release when the countdown timer has a five at any position.
So hold it down, look at the countdown timer and if it has a 5 in any position, we're good.
I got another action.
Wait, what color is the bite? What color is the bite?
Yellow, I've said that three times.
I'm not the panic. I'm hitting the light.
Okay, okay, you need to let me know.
Okay, okay, okay, if it says, bro, I don't understand.
I don't I actually understand it says if the yellow button and I'm holding it now
All right, it says if the button is yellow hold the button and refer to releasing a hell button
I go there and then it says yellow strips a red stripe. Oh my god, that's huge information
Okay, any other color strip
Release when the countdown timer has a one in any position
Please, please, please, please, please.
I'll allow.
Thank you.
I want to say, I was doing what you told me.
I mean, I'm thinking I was getting fed some bad energy.
Okay, I'm not gonna lie, because here's what happened.
So I was reading it.
When you said yellow, I thought the button was yellow.
What you was, but I'm supposed to worry about the strip. I wasn't worth it. I wasn't worth it the strip. That's what fucked me over
All right, I'm ready to go
Okay, we're gonna retry. Yeah, so now I'll be the one diffusing and then you'll be the one with the
All right
And then we're just gonna keep swapping
What are you gonna do? Are you gonna do the first one again?
I'm gonna do double your money. This is the one me and Ron was stuck
One, one, one, one, one, one, one, two, one, two.
I don't think it'll matter I hit the instruction manuals good regardless.
Yeah, yeah.
All right.
All right.
All right.
All right.
Yeah, some ready, my average.
Me and Rod were stuck on this one for like an hour and then came up.
All right, ready?
Yep.
All right.
I'm going in.
I'm going in.
This screen is for your eyes only.
You're not allowed to look at the bomb if you use your manual.
Yep.
All right.
No mics.
lights, why are there no fucking lights? What the fuck? Oh, there we go,
light to come on the light to the light. I have two hyperglyphics, okay? So it's the
four-cylice. Yeah, so you have symbols. Okay, so my first symbol is a C with a
little square in the middle. My next symbol is, wait, see what the square in the
middle, see what the square in the middle. Yes, the Chinese square. Yeah, you see it.
Okay, my next one is a backwards P.
Okay, my next one is a J.C.
I'm seeing about no.
I'm seeing about none of these symbols.
You're four symbols.
See with a square in the middle.
See with a tiny square in it.
Okay, yeah, got it.
Then you have a backwards upside down.
A back note P, that one.
A back note P.
Then I have a lowercase P.
A lowercase P.
Okay, lowercase P.
With like a weird symbol at the top.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
It's a lowercase B with a cross get down.
That way.
Then I have a candle.
Now, what is the order from Dr. Bob?
Candle?
T, C, P.
We've wiped wipe, candle, what?
B, okay.
T, dot it.
Okay.
What?
What?
What?
Another.
Okay.
For the next hyperbolic.
It's a smiley face with this tongue out.
Smiley face with this.
Okay.
Got it?
Then it's a B, it's for the same exact B as we saw in the last thing.
Yup.
Then it's like a big X with a capital I in between it.
Yup, got it?
Then it's like a, it looks like a squared or something.
I don't know how to explain it.
Okay.
Here we go.
Okay.
So you said B, X, squared, and finally.
You're going to hit B, square, X, finally.
B, squared, X, five.
Nice.
Okay.
Now I have a button.
Let me one that says, hold.
I'm fine.
It says, hold.
I gotta find the buttons.
I gotta find it.
I'm not.
It's a red.
It's a nine.
It's a red.
I don't know if I can stop.
It's a red button.
It's a button.
It's a button.
I don't know if I can stop.
I'm a subject of starting a shady button.
OK, button.
button.
You're a one that says, what?
What's the one of them?
It's a one.
It's a one.
It's a red button that says cold it's a red button hold. Yes, yes
Okay, if the button is red and the button says hold is it red? Yes, yes, plus it and we're just just tap it
Nice show, okay
I was one left. It says get me right a steady
There's one more way if there's more than one battery on the bottom how many batteries are on the bottom
Um, let me check that.
I can't, I can't release this again.
There are two batteries on the bone, two batteries.
Just press the date button.
So we did it?
Do we do it?
Chetting to do it?
Wait, wait.
The time is still going.
Whoa, what?
Just turn it around, turn it around, turn it around, turn it around, turn it around, turn it around, turn it around.
There's probably stuff on the back.
Oh my god, this wire's this wire's this wire's.
Okay.
How many wires?
There's five wires.
Okay.
Okay, what colors are there?
There's two yellow riders, one black rider, one black rider, one black rider, one black rider.
It's the last black rider's lap.
No.
How many red riders done?
There's one, one.
There's one, one, one, yellow rider.
Yes, there's two.
Number one.
Nice. Okay, there's one more thing of the boys.
Five boys.
Three are black, black, black, black, black.
Yes.
It's a second. It's a second.
It's a second.
Yes! Yes! Yes!
Go! Yes!
That's a demon rod in an hour and you didn't beat it.
Yes, that's a hell of a...
We have a time we have only 22 seconds, easy bro, easy, easy, okay now Joe the bomb you're gonna do is one step up
What you're gonna do one step up. Yes, yes, okay. I'm ready. Whatever you are
God I was funny as well. I never beat in this one
Okay, did I, somebody I, what, somebody on my friends was beating six, oh, no,
16 seconds left. I was gonna say what? Okay, impossible. All right, ready? Four
modules on this one. Okay. Easy. Unlocked. I'm fucking locked in. I'm locked in. I'm gonna
immediately start describing things to you. I have the bomb in front of me. The timer is
not begun yet. Okay. We're gonna go to symbols. Ready symbols? Let me know when you're
ready ready we have an acts with an eye in the middle yeah the number six
a backwards P and the B.
Um, actually way six P B got it got it got it all right so here's the order you're
going to go you're going to go six then you're going to go backwards P then you're
We're gonna go lowercase b than x.
Yep, got it.
Okay, now I'm looking at a bunch of letters, okay?
I'm not letters words.
There's six words in one at the top that says red.
Okay.
I can let you know the words when you're ready.
What?
Oh, wait, just six words?
I'm looking at and above the six words is another word and that word is red.
I, I, I, using this button label used step two,
propients of the modules to start. Okay. So what is the word? What is the word?
The word is red, but then there's six other words below that word.
Got it. Got it. Okay. The word is red. Got it. Okay.
So press the one in the middle to the right. That's an ax.
It can't be a new set of words and now the word above is read okay RVAD okay
Yeah, press the one in the middle to the right
Another X-Change
We water you to it
It's counting so much faster now. Okay, all right
Lock it. I ever fucking thing you're reading right now, but I'll reread it
You've got to be reading the wrong thing.
See, it's okay.
Now it is six words and above it is C-E-E-C.
Okay, C-E-E got it.
Okay, but it says,
based on this play, read the level of a particular button for C-step 2.
Okay, got it.
C-step 2.
Using live from step 1, push the first button that appears in its corresponding list.
Is it in letters of alphabetical order? I could read you the words that I have
Bring me the words you have under it. I guess yes, what first okay? No and wait
Bro wait, oh my god. I think I see now. Oh my god. I think I see say that again
Yes, what first okay? No and wait
I don't think I have the brain cells for this.
Jake!
CHAP!
What am I doing wrong?
Literally, what am I doing wrong?
CHAP!
What am I doing wrong?
I've been in 30 on the clock.
Look at step one, yeah, but...
Okay, wait, let me look at step one again.
Read the display and use step one to determine the button label to read.
Got it?
Using this button label, use step two to determine which button to push.
Repi and to the modules, it's disarmed.
See, it's the bottom right side.
I want you know right now, brother.
I took things into my own hands and guessed the button,
and I blew up.
We had a minute left, and any other modules,
it was cooked from the second that you said,
okay, wait and start animating the instructions.
I need full confidence here.
Okay, so I do need help.
Let me do, you do the button, let me do the instructions on the same level.
Okay, here's my question, though.
I do want to figure out what the fuck I'm supposed to do here, Chan.
Literally.
Let me read, let me read the...
Pro-Joe, scroll down to on the subject of Kuzon first.
I don't understand what I'm supposed to do.
Let's just let you know.
This one is confusing as fuck.
Chan, literally, don't know what I'm doing wrong.
Okay, wait, read the display and you step one
into the turn of which button label to read,
use the button label, you step two to the turn
of what button to push,
repeating to the module has been disarmed,
based on the display, read the label of the button
and proceed to step two.
Using the label from step one,
press the button that appears in its course button,
that appears, wait, what?
Press the first button that appears
in the corresponding list.
Jinksie, you gotta be stupid, bro.
I, like, wait, what?
I, jinksie, if it, okay, so, like,
if it was, when I was like,
Yo, my thing is read.
Yes, you would go to read.
Yes.
Oh, no, no, no, no, you would go, okay,
so like the thing, if the letter, if it's read,
right, you're seeing read, right?
Yeah, I see read.
You see how the eyeball is on the middle right?
Yes, yes.
You would ask me what word that is
And then you go to step two and read that word and whatever word is written first of the other words, you press first.
Okay, so I think I'm just everything.
So let's say your word was read and I saw the eye in the bottom right.
I would say,
Sure, the middle right. I would say,
Joe,
why is in the middle part of the word there?
You would say, for example, press.
So then I would say right middle, yes, right middle, yes.
Yeah, you press OK, nothing to what?
Whatever you would just read those off to me
and whatever word that was first that I had, right?
So say say I say my top word is read,
the middle right words press,
then you just start going right middle, yes, ready, press.
Okay, nothing.
And then whatever word I hear you say first
that I'm seeing in front of my fucking face
is the one that I press.
Got it, okay.
Now I can plead to the other side, okay.
Okay, fine, I'll try that bomb
and then the next time I get the instruction,
I'm gonna do way better.
The instruction is the hard part.
I'm not gonna like that, it's way harder.
Oh yeah, just you're describing what's in front of you.
I would say having the bomb,
you're fine, stressful, but waiting in the direction for you.
Okay, I'm gonna try one step up.
Okay.
All right.
The one that I just did.
Yes, yes, yes, yes.
I'm seeing it.
Sorry, I'm like shooting it.
I had it right here.
I'm seeing on the subject that complicated wires.
Oh, fuck, now.
Okay.
So John, we are in.
Okay.
We are in.
I'm ready.
All right.
I got the hyperglyphics, the symbols.
Yep.
I have a backward C with two dots above it.
You're going to have another backwards C with a square in it.
Then I have a star.
Then I have a person.
Okay, you're going to hit backwards C with two dots.
Yep.
Person.
Yep.
backwards C with a square star.
Yep.
Done.
Over.
Okay.
Now we have the words one.
This one has to stop on.
My word is blank.
Ah, what is the middle right word?
Sure.
What is the middle right word?
Sure.
You know, you are caught in the out of the gate here.
What is the middle right word?
I'm just shaking here.
Let's put it in the middle right word.
Sure, sure.
The middle right word.
Oh, hold on.
Sure?
Yes.
Yes.
Sure.
Yes.
Okay, whatever these words you hear first that is one front of you hit first ready. Okay, you are
Don way you mean you
Space
Space or Toma John
You're
An apostrophe
Okay, next one is yes, and that's where it's yes
What's middle lap?
No.
Middle.
Middle.
Right here.
Yeah.
Why?
Got it. Got it. Got it. Got it. Got it. It was blank.
It was blank.
Okay. Next one is yes. Yes. The word is yes.
Middle lap.
Okay. First.
Left.
Okay. The ass is middle.
No.
Down. Down. Down. Down. It was middle.
Alright, now we're on the button. It's called Simon Says. Simon Says.
Okay, Simon Says.
One of the four colored buttons will flash you through.
It's flashing blue. It's flashing blue.
With two minutes, John.
Oh, there's a serial number container valve.
Let me check. A-I-O for you.
What about that?
Yeah, it has a vibe. It has a eye. It has a eye.
Kick the red button.
Hit the red button.
I hit it.
Now it's flashing Blue then three.
Blue then three.
Kick the red button yellow.
I hit it.
All right.
Now it's flashing Blue then three then red.
Red yellow is what?
You're fucking good.
You're fucking good.
You're fucking good.
You're fucking good.
Okay.
Joe, now it's flashing blue green red blue green red
Red yellow red red yellow
Nice, wait, I think I can deadly now
You know something on the back. I can deadly
What do you need, Jackie?
It's a yellow button that says detonate should I click it?
I'm not gonna wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait that's
this deck is no more than one battery there is only one battery wait there's
two but they're not connected what the fuck is that mean is there more than one
battery on the bomb yes yes yes just press that name just press that
Let's go, man!
Let's go, man!
There we go!
I think I'm off.
Walked in on the clutch and bond explanation.
Rather, me too, bro, we are all off.
Go, out, chat.
Now I'm off.
Jixie, Jixie, I don't want to say I haven't thought I have to fuse the bomb with you at the
to hell, but I have yet to diffuse palm.
Wait, you, uh, explaining...
Which act for real actions to me?
Get, I'm gonna do it.
I have not to diffuse one.
No.
I mean, Joe, like, I don't want to, like,
point any fingers here, but it might be,
I just want to point any fingers.
What any fingers?
Oh, my supposed to know what to do.
I'm gonna have to eat.
I'll eat.
Okay.
Joe, are you ready?
I'm not going to fuck this one out.
What the fuck are we going to do?
Do the next one.
So you want to do pick up the pace?
Yes, yeah.
OK, yeah, that sounds intimidating.
But yes.
All right, last time I diffused this, however long ago,
I had five seconds on the clock.
Oh, God.
So that's probably going to say that we're cooked.
If not, we're not cooked.
Well, come on, have faith.
I got you ready.
I'm ready, ready, ready.
I've started it, I'll let you know the first thing that I see.
Okay.
I'm just hoping we just get like six wire modules.
So I mean, all right, ready wires?
Yep.
Oh, god, there's only three minutes on the clock.
Three wires, there are one, two, three, four, five of them.
Get, got it.
What color is talking about?
Blast one is not black.
there is two yellow wires, two white wires,
and a black wire.
Are there exactly, is there exactly one red wire?
There's no red wires.
Okay.
If the last wire is black,
and the last station is here numbers,
I'll cut the floor wire.
Now, the last wire is not black.
Oh, otherwise, if there is exactly one red wire,
and there is no red wires.
Okay, otherwise, if there are no black wires,
cut the second wire.
There's a black wire.
Otherwise, otherwise cut the first wire.
All right, all right, now I am on something that looks like it's a great of squares
and there's circles and a fucking red triangle.
What's like a plain mined sweeper?
It's a maze of sorts.
Oh, God, I know exactly where you're at, okay, on the subject of mazes.
Find the maze with matching circular markings.
Did he fuser?
It's not rocket.
Did a fuser must navigate the white light
to the red triangle more than you do not cross the lights
between the show and the maze.
Okay, easy, easy, easy.
Okay, so where is your circle?
Where's your circle?
I have two green circles.
One is to left from the bottom right.
So if you go all the way to the bottom right
and then go left one two, there's a circle.
And now if you're on the top right, go one left and two down, there's another circle.
Perfect. I know exactly which one you're on. Okay.
I'm on that maze. Okay. Now, do not cross the line in that maze. Okay. So where's your guy? Where's your guy at?
Uh, like if you're at the top circle that I described, go one right and one up.
You see we got 55 seconds probably.
All right, so what you're going to do is you're going to go up and then you're going
to go up one to the last one, count one to the left, one, two, three, four, five.
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
One, wait, are you asking where am I fucking?
Oh, my god, are you asking where my red triangle is where my dot is?
My dot is top left one to the right.
Where's your, go, go, go.
That's it.
Where's your dot?
Left one to the right top left one to the right. Okay. I got it boom go go to the right one two three four
I don't know go to the right one two three
Then go down one then go to the left one two three four
Then go down one to the right one down
Fucking talks how much Italy I want them
I legitimately don't know what I'm doing.
Bro, I identified his mates.
Chixie, Chixie, we're all that.
You know what I said, I'm part of the instructions I'm going.
I'm going, Chixie, five wires. The last one's not black.
I have two white wires, two yellow wires, and a black wire.
You go, alright, is there a red wire? No, there's not a red wire.
You go, cut the last wire, it's black, have you stopped black.
I said it once a black, you're a red wire.
I said no, there's not a red wire.
See?
Okay, I was like, I thought I'm fully locked in now.
All right.
Okay, bro, Joe, I'm telling you,
I get all the confusing ones, bro.
I don't know how to explain it.
My no-confused, the maze is hard dude.
I don't know.
All right, then you, okay, that will switch positions
and if I get it confused on the first try,
I'm gonna crash that.
Okay, but yo, I'm telling you, we can try and pick up the pace.
Let's see what happens, all right?
Was that the one that I just did?
Yes.
Yes, are you better?
Yeah, for three minutes or three minutes.
Yes, lock it.
You gotta explain, right?
You're explaining quick, short hand, right?
You don't need to speak full sentences right now.
Go six wires, back and two black, one yellow, one.
I think they're like, there are six wires.
Right?
And one of those six wires, six wires, six wires.
The last one is yellow.
Is there one yellow wire?
Yeah, more than one white wire.
Yes, yes, yes.
It's not the fourth wire.
Boom, easy.
All right, next.
Now we're on Simon Says, okay?
Yep.
All right.
It's flashing green.
It is flashing green.
Just the serial number contained about.
Let me check.
Um, a-e-i-o-u. Nope, nope, nope, it does not. Okay, splash in green, hit green. Beautiful. Right. Now it's going green, then red.
Ah, green below. Boom, okay. Now it's going green, red, green. Green, blue, green.
All right, boom, down to down to the, last up, we have the maids, all right?
Okay. Now, could you describe to me where the,
um, wait, fun days with Matthew certainly aren't these musicals
like me the white wire into the red triangle in the air buttons.
Do not cross the line, show them the maze. These lines are invisible.
Okay. Where are you two circles?
So, my first green circle go all the way to the top right,
then go down one and to the left one.
Okay.
All the way to the top right down one left one.
That's my first three circle. Okay, I know where your other one is because yeah, you don't need a try. Okay now where is your guy?
My guy is
Go all the way to the top left go down to then down, oh no go to the right to then down to right to down to from all the way top left
Okay, and where is your red trying?
That's the guy. That's where he is. Oh no, I'm sorry. There's your white square. My white square
My wife's words go top back and go to the right to then go all the way down all the way down
All the way to the bottom yes, yes, all right go up to
Go up to okay one two right one
Yeah
off one
Right to yeah
Got one.
Got one.
Yeah.
Got one.
Yeah?
Got one.
Got one.
Yep.
Yeah.
Got one.
Yeah.
Got one.
Let's go!
Let's fuck it out!
Let's fuck it out!
Let's fuck it out!
Yes!
Yes!
See, it's weird.
It's weird.
It's like, it's almost like, it's not that hard to strike.
I'm locked in that dude. I'm not going to fuck you out. I'm not going to fuck you out.
I'm going to fuck you out. You've killed me three times. I have not failed once.
Okay, Joe, I'm done selling you. Now we're going to 3.1.
How do you know this is going to be a massive step up?
Like, this is going to get drastically harder.
Yes, I got this brother brother. I lost three modules we have five minutes three strikes
It says information can be obscured in ways that are time consuming to be code
So we're probably gonna have very weird things that we haven't encountered yet. Okay. I'm the manual. Okay
Are you ready brother? I've bored ready. I've bored ready. I've bored ready. Born ready. He says let's get a count
I've clicked start and let you know, we leave three, we only need three modules there.
So we have a bit of time to describe the thing.
Yeah, I'm ready. I'm ready. I'm not going to say now.
I have five wires.
You have these complex wires, Chad.
I don't know if these are complex wires.
Okay, let's just try to find a wire thing.
I've five wires, the last one's not black.
I do have a red wire and the serial digit.
What did you need?
Is there more than one yellow wire?
Is there more than one yellow wire?
No yellow wires.
Okay, no yellow wires.
Are there no black wires?
There's two black wires.
Okay, cut the first wire.
Okay, now I am on a screen that has a big number
and four numbers below it.
So it's a bunch of, I know exactly where you are, yeah.
Okay, what is the number?
What's the big number?
Four is the number, and then under I have one, three, two, four.
Got it, four is the number?
Okay, stage four, one out.
Awesome, the power one out.
I can't fucking see anything.
I should, it's very blurry.
I'm looking at my screen.
Okay, you can see them.
Yeah, okay.
So, yeah, what do I probably have?
No, it's four, and then it's one, three, two, four.
If the display is four, press the button in the fourth position. Remember it too. Don't forget the number one was it
No, now the number just changed it three. I know that you remember what you clicked because that's important
I remember I clicked the fourth one a KB one green light. I need four more green lights
Do you ever have the number you clicked in the fourth the alarm is
What the fuck
I'm doing this, it did a two, that's a lot of fun.
What is the alarm?
What is the display?
What is the display?
It's showing three and then our numbers are three.
If you want four, if the display is three,
press the button in the first position, don't forget it.
Four, three, okay.
All right, now it's one, okay.
If the display is one, press the button with the same label,
you press in stage two.
Okay, next, okay, stage four, it's two, it's two, okay, stage four, okay, it's the
display is two, press the button in the first position.
Four, three, three, two, okay, last one is two, all right, the display is two, press
the button with the same label you press in stage two, all right, we got it.
Now we have one more. On the back, it is five letters, and I can change them with up and down arrows.
Got you. I know exactly. We're going to pass. Password. Yep. On the subjective passwords, the buttons above and below, each letter will cycle through the possibilities for that position. Only one combination of the available letters will match a password below.
This is a midbud once the correct word has been set.
All right, what is your, what is your letters?
What is it saying?
F U V J W.
F U V J W.
Got it.
F U V J W F U V J W.
Chat, what am I supposed to do?
What am I supposed to do?
We got a minute.
30 on the clock.
Okay, what am I supposed to say to FUVJW?
Cycle to the letters.
I can cycle through the letters,
but what do you want me to say?
You got it, you're the guy with it.
You're the guy with it.
You're the guy with it.
So you got to tell me what to do.
But it's above and below each letter
will cycle through the possibility for that position.
Only one combination of these letters
or the letters will match a password below.
Okay, so what are the letters?
And the first real, it's F, then N, then O, then R, then S, then H, F, N, O, R, S, H, F, N, O, R, S, H, for the first digit.
Chat, I'm D.I.L. now.
Just seconds.
It's below.
What? Like, bro? What?
What? Chat? What?
Never.
Click, never.
There's no E in the second digit.
I feel like I'll play immortal out here.
I'm just trying to guess the fucking pastos.
The shit seems like talking to a fucking wall in this game dude. Oh my god.
Cycle the first letter.
You haven't told me I don't we've been all this for two minutes.
I needed a fucking what do you want to buy for my fucking cycle?
The found found found.
It's found.
It's found.
It's not found.
It's not found.
It's not found.
It's not found.
There's no.
I'm doing what the chat's saying dude.
I visit so confusing.
It's study.
It's study.
Study.
Study.
You're just saying, you're just saying, you're just taking words out of your chat and just saying, it's study, it's study, it's study, it's study, it's study, it's study, I blow up.
I don't know, come to on the subject of passwords and tell them what the fuck was he saying.
Come to what, tell me what this is saying, what is this fucking me?
The buttons above and below, each letter will cycle through the possibilities for that position,
only one combination will be available, let us match that position below.
Okay, so, GenC, what you need to do when we're here, is you're going to ask me, like, okay, so, I, I let you know all the letters I had.
Like, you would go what just cycle through the letters that you have in the first reel, right?
So I was like, F U V J W, like, then when you go through F U V J W,
you're going to go, okay, so it could be FUVJW.
It could only be W or F, right?
So then you're going to go, what's the second one?
And then I cycle through it.
And if it's I, then that immediately eliminates
like all the other options, right?
So it's like process of elimination, like what it could be.
You're cracking a code.
Okay.
So basically the password is one of these words down here.
Yeah.
And how do we know what's eliminated?
How do we know?
You would tell me to cycle through the letters,
and only certain letters I have.
So then you would start matching letters to what I'm saying
and you would predict what word it would be.
So you would go after you VJW
and what would I do there?
What would I do?
If I go the first real has rise letters potentially,
and those letters are FUVJW. That means that the word either starts with FUVJ or W,
and because it can't start with UVV or J, that means it starts with F or W. So now you're looking
at first and found and where which world would and right. Then you're going to go to the next
letter and you're going to go, what are those options? And I'm going to rattle them off to you
and you're going to start piecing together what words you think I have.
So, what's the point of five words if we're going one at a time?
What do you mean what's the point of five words?
Every five words.
There's only the word can only be five letters, right?
So, J.C., I don't know what you can choose about right now.
Like, okay, you're saying that you're just gonna cycle through. You said the at UVJW, that part I understand
Because after the first letter of the work, right?
Yeah, oh no, it's not guaranteed as it could have been double. I get it. So every cycle is the next letter
Right every cycle
Yeah, so first cycle is the first one what it could be
Got it and you can just sit through the cycles no matter like if you want to right
Yeah, okay, I get it, I get it, I get it, that's easy, I got it, I got it.
I'm gonna put easy, I get it easy, he's a humormer, you're just, you got to a point
where you're just reading chat and you're just just saying words.
You're, you're, you're, you're, you're on a stream delay, you're figuring it out faster than you did.
It's not rocket. All right now I'm ready Joe now I'm ready Joe now I'm ready
So we're gonna do hidden master track and I was one used to yeah, you're gonna do that one
Got it. Let's do it. Let's do it. Let's do it. Let's do it. All right Joe. Let's do it
All right, all right hidden message got it
Why didn't go muted chat? Why are you doing muted?
It's fine, it's fine.
It's fine, it's fine.
It's fine, it's fine.
It's fine.
It's fine.
It's fine.
It's fine.
I have a big number with four little numbers under it.
So the one that you just did was me behind that.
Where the fuck is we could go to the other one too.
The one we just did.
The number.
It's four numbers on the subject of the subterranean keypads
At least he held button on the subject of the sun says sort of who's first this one's memory. It's called memory memory memory memory. Okay. What is the first number two?
Press the second position. All right, so that's three. Yeah
All right, now the numbers one
Press the knob the button labeled four
All right, so three and then wait
Wait, I was wrong. Okay now it says 2. Now it says 2. We still on stage 2.
Yes. No no no. No no no.
It's just 2. Press the button in the second position.
Yes again. 2 again. All right. Now it says 1.
What button did you fucking press? No, you start.
No, I'm fucking fast. No, this is not action.
What button did you fucking pass when I said this is a button labeled 4?
Joe, did you have a button labeled 4?
No, I personally wanted to port 5.
I missed one in 4 this time.
I'm sorry, Joe. Okay, Joe.
Now we're on the second display and it says one.
We're still doing this one.
Yes, we're on the second display.
Okay, set your display.
It says one hit the button label for.
Okay, so two then four got it.
Now it accepts two.
Well, the third display it says two.
It's the button with the same label that you press in stage one.
Okay, two just to two easy.
All right.
Now, we're on stage four.
It says two.
It says two.
It says two.
I'll stay four.
I'm not going to burn the question.
But now we're on stage five. It says it says one
Two easy piece that I'm gonna see. Let's go. All right now we're on the one that I was stuck on the one with the arrows and the letters
The path work
Real of
L
G
J Q L
What's that?
How do I do that?
C, K, L, F.
Time spell great.
Time spell what?
R, E, A, T, R, E, R, E.
I can't spell great, I can't spell great.
Okay, it was L, O, what?
What was the first one?
L, O, I lost it because I spam through.
Okay, time spell word.
Time spell word.
I can't smell her, but I can't smell her.
How much time have you had?
We have a bunch of time, like the one we were at Shippo.
We probably have like 20 seconds.
What is the first act of the first real event?
Well, I don't remember. I spam blue and lost and beat her.
Back for what? What do you mean?
This damn fluid, this damn fluid, this totally fucking game!
Yeah, I'm in this pot!
Looks like a thousand of different combinations, Joe!
Right here, why?
You see, you see, it's probably me, the first one,
the one where you're telling me how, oh my God,
it's the first time I've watched the first five, I don't think.
We have five, three, seven, and no, the first five,
yeah, I'm gonna blow up.
Okay.
I did one of those first five letters that you had.
I wanted it enough.
I wanted to know the first letter option, the first real of letters.
Yes, that's what I've told you.
I said the first real.
And then you said, show me the second real, I spam through it.
And then you went, can you spell this?
And then I swim to go see if I can spell it, and I could.
Okay, and then I blend, and then I said, what's the first real of letters?
And you said, I don't remember.
Yeah, how am I going to remember five letters after I stand through it?
It just, you could just go fucking look at them again.
I'm, I'm building my own, and like, I'm building, I'm building, I'm building, I'm building me.
Bro, Joe, I swear to God I'm not trolling you this, what happened?
You said, say the first reel of letters, then I said them.
Then you will say the next reel.
I arrowed up.
I said, I said the next reel, after arrowing all of them of one.
And then you said, see if you can spell a word.
I did that, and I was putting me to a word.
And then I said, what's the first real?
And then you said, I can't remember.
Yes, because how am I going to remember the first real?
Why do you need to remember it when you could just go back
to the first real and spam drilling it?
Because how am I going to know what was the real?
It's like 30 numbers sitting through, or 30 letters.
And there's only like four letters in every real.
How about like, no, I'm not wrong here, bro.
Oh, Jones, don't you have to be wrong.
Chad, like, like, like, like, like, like,
happened to be wrong.
What?
Bro, what?
The first column of letters is what he's talking about.
I know, I know.
This is what I have.
That what do you mean?
You can't remember, you just go through them,
and tell what you said, and that perfect.
Here's the first call to the left, I said, I hear it in.
Then you said, what's the second call on the left?
I said, I hear it in.
Then you would try to spell word.
Once I did that, I'm scamming the dial
on the second one, seeing if I have an E.
I don't have an E, so I lost control.
Oh, let's try again.
Well, I get the manual, I get the manual.
Yeah, I get the manual. I get the manual. Okay. You you you can get the manual. All right, lock him.
And we're gonna go on the same one. Yes, same one. 3.1. I think it's going.
Like I promise you if I just get normal fucking ones, I got it.
I think it's always gonna be the same. I think it's gonna be the same like fucking free every time. Easy. I got
I'm starting it. Ready?
I'm seeing one with an amount of hurts. It's like a radio dial.
All right. Can you second? Can you go to one that's easier?
Oh, hey hurts. MHC, MHC, Morse code.
MHC, yes. Morse code.
What where's the line flashing?
In terms of the signal from the flashing light using the Morse code chart to spell one of the words.
You want me to you want me to out loud go like what what it's blinking
The signal will loop with a long gap between repetitions. What's the word? It's identified
Set the corresponding frequency. Okay. This is so fucking easy. How is it flashing? You got flash flash flash break flash break
flash flash flash flash
Do it again do it again. Oh
My god
Okay, ready. Yes
blank blank blank break blank break blank blank blank blank blank blank break blank blank blank blank blank blank blank blank blank blank blank blank blank blank blank blank blank blank blank blank blank blank blank blank blank blank blank blank blank blank blank blank blank blank blank blank blank blank blank blank blank blank blank blank blank blank blank blank blank blank blank blank blank blank blank blank blank blank blank blank blank blank blank blank blank blank blank blank blank blank blank blank blank blank blank blank blank blank blank blank blank blank blank blank blank blank blank blank blank blank blank blank blank blank blank blank blank blank blank blank blank blank blank blank blank blank blank blank blank blank blank blank blank blank blank blank blank blank blank blank blank blank blank blank blank blank blank blank blank blank blank blank blank blank blank blank blank blank blank blank blank blank blank blank blank blank blank blank blank blank blank blank blank blank blank blank blank blank blank blank blank blank blank blank blank blank blank blank blank blank blank blank blank blank blank blank blank blank blank blank blank blank blank blank blank blank blank blank blank blank blank blank blank blank blank blank blank blank blank blank blank blank blank blank blank blank blank blank blank blank
Blanc, Blanc, Blanc, I think it's V, it's V,
Blanc, I check, Blanc, I've Jesus Christ.
It's 10 years in and out of hurts,
and there's a letter that I have to, it's just T-Ax.
I'm assuming that's what I tune in.
I just need to know what radio station I need to tune in, too.
Okay, check, what?
The same vector, oh my god, it's dot dash.
dumbass. All right. Let me just do dot dot dash. All right.
Vector.
Dexter.
Okay. Easy dot dot dot dot V. I got it.
3.595 and HZ.
Boom.
3.9 3.595. Yes.
MHC. Boom.
No.
How is that wrong?
Wait.
Jack, how is that wrong? How the fuck is that wrong?
It's V3 then
It's paving your chat wait, I got it.
So, we know three point five nine two MHC.
Right, that's it. The yellow detonate button.
All right, that's all that we have to do bad.
Um, no, no, no, no, there's nothing else.
All right, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
All right.
How many batteries are on it?
Never mind, never mind, never mind.
If the button is yellow, hold the button and refer to,
okay, what strip does it have? Does it have a strip?
Yeah, there's a strip, there's no batteries.
What strip?
Reg.
Got it.
Release when the countdown timer has a one in any position.
All right.
Now we're on Simon Says.
Got it.
I'm so mocked.
I told you, Chad.
All right.
Simon Says.
The serial number has a you.
It is flashing green.
All right.
So it's flashing green.
Got it.
So one of the four colored buttons was flash.
using the correct table, press the bottom of the correspond
and color the original button, both flash,
followed by another repeat the sequence in order.
Okay, 46 seconds!
What will he do?
He's green.
Flashing green.
One strike, flashing green and one strike.
Okay, one strike.
Okay, it's flashing green.
All right, all right, one strike, you said, right,
one strike?
Yep.
All right, button to press.
Oh my god, oh, press, press, press,
press, press, all right, all right.
All right.
Now what is it?
Green, red, green, red.
Okay.
Green, that means green, then red.
And this is two stripes, two stripes.
Okay.
All right.
Green, then red.
Okay.
So it is green and red.
So it is.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I'm sorry, oh my god, but he said understand. It says one straight two strikes, but I'm going to say I threw on that fucking I was
In blank blank block like a fucking dumbass. I should have said not that that but why oh my god, okay
You said you said okay, all right, all right, all right, all right
Joe, all right, but he's gonna understand
It says no strikes one strike two strikes
So it changes with the strike that's why I told you that I had one strike
What oh, that's easy. Oh, I did it now. I did it. You did it. You did it. You did it. We're beating this level. What bomb is it?
Call it again 3.1. Yeah, we're getting this box. We're getting so I
Three more one.
Check. I told you I kind of locked in there
All right 3.1. I get a message. Joe. Lock it. Let's beat it. Oh, I'm locked in. All right. Ready?
Let's fucking go. We can beat this level. This is embarrassed.
All right.
Five minutes timer, lights are cut out. Wait if I'm gonna come on. Boom. Okay.
We got the big number with the four little numbers under it. It's the memory one. It's called memory. Are you ready?
Yep.
The first display is two.
Press button in the second position.
Why? So that's gonna be three. I gotta remember that. Three got it.
Second display is four.
Press the button in the same position you press in stage one.
Got it, 33, got it, 33, got it, 33, got it, now the display is 3 on the third display
and it says 3, press the button in the third position. 1, okay, so 3, 3, 1, 33, 1, 33,
1, okay, now the display is 1, press the button in the same position you press in stage
1, got it, 33, 1, 33, got it, I'm so fucking old.
Okay, now that this play is 4, 3, 3, 1, 3, and 3.
Trust the button with the same label you pressed in Stage 3.
5, 2, 1, easy, easy, and on this 3, you come on!
Alright, now there is literally, it's the Hertz thing, MHC, it's the radio frequency
on the back.
Are you ready?
More scone.
Yeah, more scone.
Alright, so it's going blank?
It's going, I'll pull it up.
You dot dot dash.
All right, it's going up. Okay, dash, dash, dot, dot, I think dash, dash, dot, dot,
Are you sure you're reading this at the start? There's a long break.
In between.
Okay, wait, dash, dash, dot, dot, dot.
It's either that or it's four that or four dots.
It's definitely starts with a dash.
Let me see hold up and we lock him.
It's I.
Dash.
It's like dash dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot
No, no, no.
J, it can't be the white something.
I need you to be exact here.
It's like dash.
I don't know.
I'm wondering to be, staff, I'm wondering to be sad.
I'm wondering to be sad.
Oh, no, I know you stay in status,
but Saturday will be status.
Any dot dot.
Dot.
It's, oh, I got it.
It's dash or what is dash?
Dot dot dot, dash dot dot.
That's dot dot.
That's what it is.
DASH.NET. Yes.
That's it.
Or you give you a rule. I got it. It's DASH.
DASH.
DASH.
DASH.NET.
That's it.
But none of the fucking letters start with the sea.
We're on the word start with sea.
DASH.
DASH.
We're gonna do a tiny thing.
We're gonna do a tiny thing.
Oh my god, we're gonna do a tiny thing.
Yeah, wait, wait, wait, wait.
Ouch, got up!
Got up!
Got up!
Got up!
Alright, try to do it.
I was gonna try.
I'm going to try to find a way.
Wait, wait, what?
What?
What?
What, what?
What, what?
What?
What?
What, what?
What, what, what?
Wait, it says T-X on the bottom, it says T-X.
That's fine.
It's wrong, it's fucking wrong.
All right, let me show you something.
Let me show you something.
Ready, ready, ready?
All right.
Dash.
Dot.
Dot.
Dot.
Dot.
Dot.
So it's a dash.
Then five dashes.
Or a dash.
Then five dash.
A dash.
Then five.
Yes.
Dash,
Dot,
Dot,
Dot,
Dot,
It's a dashed and five-dance, I'm telling you.
It's a dashed and five-dance,
30 seconds,
60,
I mean,
I mean,
I don't have to come to you from four, five-dance,
it's really fun.
Well,
We have a 13 seconds
I'm gonna get one I'm gonna guess
You know it's fucking impossible. I'm a child. What am I doing wrong? What am I doing wrong?
It starts with C. Yeah, I mean it like you got to let me know the gap in between
They're saying everything I mean like
Okay, so I actually know the gas in between them as well, like, what?
I, well, it's like, well, no, there's brakes, but it's like, I don't, I didn't know when one started one on that day.
Like, we're like, where are the start of the massive ones?
Let me just run that back when we're, so we've never beat this. Just so we've never beat this level.
Yeah, we've never beat this level. Okay, let's try again.
Let's try again. Let's try again. We got this child. Come on. Ready?
All right. Are you, you're, all right. You're doing the bomb or you're, you're doing the bomb.
Okay, I have already started it. I'll let you know.
Ah. Are you ready?
Yeah. Ready? There are five wires.
The last one's not black. There are two red wires.
All right. You got five wires. The last one's not black.
There's two red wires. Got it.
The moment when the wire is now.
All right. Save what you just said it again. Five wires.
Last one's not black. Five wires. Two red, one yellow, one white, one black.
How many red are there?
Show.
How many black wires are there?
One.
Cut the first wire.
Now we're on that weird, all letter accommodation of reels.
Wait, what is it again?
Letter combination of reels.
The letter that we have to guess.
The password?
Or what do you mean the password?
Yes.
Ah, so this is Christ.
I always get the fucking impossible once.
All right.
What are you in that first?
Yeah, now I'm not going to tell you my I'm going to tell you the first possible letter is either j
L t v or m and
j L t v and
j L t v and
So the password starts with one of those letters. So the password starts with what letters again?
j L t v and and so you have to eliminate the ones that it doesn't are you ready?
the next letter. Yeah, the next the second letter is either y, e, s, k, o, g, y,
e, s, k, o, g. Y, e, s, k, o, g. Y, e, s, k, o, g. You said y, e, s, k, o, g. Y, e, s, k, o, g.
All right, hold up. Okay. What was the first letter?
real again? What was it? J-L-T-V-M-N.
Fuck me. Okay. All right, so the second letter is probably a E, I think.
I did the password myself. All right, now we're on Simon Says.
Is it never? It's gonna have to be a friend. Is it never? It was learned.
It was learned.
The pass myself.
All right. So there are no strikes and we are flashing blue.
All right. It's flashing blue.
And the serial number has no vowels.
All right. So if the serial number just not contain a vowel, what is it flashing?
Blue.
All right.
Easy.
Yellow.
Press yellow.
Blue, yellow.
Okay.
Now it's going blue, yellow.
I don't know what to do now on this point.
If I don't know what to do.
I'm gonna tell you.
Okay.
Try red green.
Red green, maybe?
Jaxy, I'm gonna fucking freak out, man.
No, I don't know.
Hello, you told me blue is yellow. That means the first one always has to be yellow. He just told me to say red
Mean from the cash. So oh, I got it. Then it's yellow red. I'm yellow red
Okay
Now well now it's blue yellow blue. So it's gonna be yellow red yellow. Okay now it's blue
yellow
blue red
blue yellow blue red
What is red? What is red? What is red? What is red?
Red is red. What do you mean? Red is what is red. What is red. What is red? What is red?
What is red Correspond to what you're She right now I've two strikes. Oh my god. Okay, I have two strikes. I've two strikes. I've two strikes. I've two strike. Now you're wrong. I've I've I've
I've got, or it just really started one of the two.
It's blue, yep, okay, ready?
I've two strikes.
So you have to change to the two strikes.
It is blue, yellow, blue, red.
Blue, yellow, blue, red.
I have two strikes.
What do I press?
All right, what do I press?
So green, yellow, blue, red.
Blue, yellow, blue, red with two-screen.
Red, green, yellow.
Oh my God, I have to get a stand in there.
Get it.
Can we beat it?
We did it.
We did it.
We beat it.
Yes, we beat it.
Joe, tell me I wasn't locked the fucking right there at the end, dude.
Did you see that?
Did you see that?
You're locked in at the end, bro.
You almost, you know, you're locked in.
But I was like, I was making flu.
You go yellow, okay?
And then I go blue yellow.
And you tell me to hit like red green.
Wait, I understand it, though.
It's so fucking, that's so, Simon says it's easy.
The Simon says it's the easiest one.
the password one is fucking impossible like that is fucking AIDS.
All right, what do one do you want to do that with three points you right I'll do it.
All right, you do, yeah you do three point two. Okay, so this game is fun and shit.
All right, bombs, three point two, let's lock it. Something's different, okay are you ready?
Yep, all right, focus, this one's going to be different.
I might be like complicated wire. Yes, if there is I'll let you know
All right, I may have to wait if the lights turn on
I'm gonna see this
All right, I'm ready. All right, we got wires. Five or no six wires six wires
Okay, can you describe the six wires the last one is black. There's two yellows
Two black one white one red
No red wires.
There is one red wire.
Confirp the fourth wire.
Are you sure?
Yep, you're right, you're right.
All right, now we got the big number, but the four little numbers under.
I believe this one's called memory.
Yep, all right, ready?
The display is four.
Press the fourth position.
Got it, so that's going to be two.
Okay, boom.
I'm going to remember that too.
All right, now the next one is two.
The next display is two.
Press the button in the same position you'd
press in stage one.
Move, press the fourth position.
Got it, all right, two, two.
Two, two, got it.
By now the display is four.
Press the button labeled four.
Got it.
So two, two, four, two, four, got it.
All right, now the display is one.
Press the button in the same position
as you'd press the stage one to the fourth position.
Boom, two, two, four, one, two, four, one, got it.
Okay, now it's the place for the displays for the last one.
Press the button at the same level.
You've got to have to take the race.
Two, two, one, four, so that'd be one,
but I can't see because my lights are off.
What the fuck?
Come.
How do I get out?
How do I?
Hey, what?
It'll just turn back on.
I'll turn back on.
All right, say we just set again.
If the display is for, press the button
with the same level, you'll pass these things three.
two, two, one, four, going to be born.
And that's incorrect.
He's just twice.
We have to reset.
The point display is four.
If we're on stage one again.
Yes, yes.
Stage one.
Press the button in the fourth position.
Four.
Got four.
Now this place is three.
Press the button in the first position.
Two.
Got four.
Two.
Four.
All right.
Now the display says four.
Press the button label four.
Four.
4,4,4,4,4.
Now that it's button, another display says free.
Press the button in the same position you press in stage three.
Bro,
the position did you hit the number?
I hit not.
I hit, I guess.
We got time.
What?
All right, now it says one.
The first display says one.
The second display.
All right, three.
All right.
Now that the plane says to
Now did I give the wrong I think I'm gonna be others Joe and be done one of them you did
I like Joe I might when the lights turned off
All right, all right, let's try again, bro, so I get I'll get the manual. I think I'll be better on the manual
All right, yo, I'm saying this too. This is my last try here. All right, all right last one. Let's go
Last one the one this is the die. This is the one. Yep. All right, I
Impressing start. I am ready. Tell me exactly what you said. Yes
Okay. What do you see? What do you see? Simon says, got it easy. Okay. What is it flashing?
Blue, but the uh, the serial number has a vowel. Okay. If the serial number contains a vowel,
when it flashes blue, press red. All right. Now it's blue, red. All right. So you're just going
to go red blue. You're just going to go red blue. All right, now it's blue, red, blue. All right, now it's blue, red, blue, red, red, red, red, red, red, red. All right, that's done. Now we have six wires.
All right, easy, easy, 11, please. We're going to go to the bottom. Not black, there is one red wire and two how many how many wires, how many wires, three, six wires. Okay. So
Six wires. Are there no yellow wires?
There's two yellow wires. Okay, is there exactly, is there exactly one yellow wire? Oh, no, no, no, my other yellow wires.
Are there, are there no red wires? There's one red wire. All right, cut the fourth wire.
All right, now we're on complicated wires. Okay, easy. Chips, I got it. I got it. Chips,
All right, easy, easy, this is going to be easy.
I've never done this before, though.
All right, let me get that down here
to complicated wires.
We got three minutes and 40 seconds, so you got time.
We've so much time, okay, where is complicated wires?
Let me see this thing.
Very near the bottom.
On the subject of complicated wires, look at each wire.
There is a, all right, look at each wire.
There is an LED above the wire and a space
for a star symbol, below the wire.
First one has a light and a star.
for each wire slash LED simple combination
use the van diagram, what is that below to decide
whether or not to cut the wire.
Each wire may be striped with multiple colors.
Oh, right, what is the letter?
Do you see a letter?
There's no letter, okay?
What do you see?
What do you see?
I see a red wire with a light above it
a star below it. Then I see a blue wire with no light in the star. A red wire with no light in the star. You see a wire with a red coloring. I see a red wire with with a white and a star. Then I see a blue wire with no light and a star.
All right, then I see a red wire with no light, no star.
Is it connected to C?
Because remember it goes A, B, C, D, E, F, G.
Okay, I'm not seeing a letter on my string at all,
Jingsie.
No letters are on my screen.
There's no alphabet.
And the light in the light, and the light is dashing, right?
The light is a light is solid.
Why it's just shining.
All right.
So we have a red wire, right, a red wire,
the first wires of red wire, yeah,
with a light above it, find a star below it.
Bro, Jake's gonna have to be looking
at the wrong puzzle, bro.
There's no way.
All right, cut, cut, the, all right, holdy shit.
First, not a lie, yes, it's here.
First wire is, what?
What?
What?
First wire is D.
So don't cut.
Okay, the second wire is blue with no light and a star.
All right, so the wire has blue coloring.
Okay, wait, wait, wait, wait.
All right, so chat, what is it cut the third wire cut the third wire?
Nope.
I mean, I got a one and I got a two and five here that I got it.
I could just, I could just gas.
Cut.
You want to swim in the other?
I got cut the fourth wire cut the fourth wire.
Was it right?
Oh no, I didn't give me an axe.
Cut the second wire cut the second wire cut the second wire.
cut the second wire.
That's nuts.
All right, hey, it's the first wire, it's the fifth, it's the fifth, it's the fifth.
I blew off the fifth.
Prologue, this is your right, Jack.
Joe, before you get mad,
do me a favor and go to complicated wires,
and let me know if you know what the fuck's happening,
or does this feel like an AP fucking biology class?
Let me know, bro, if I'm a fucking dumbass, please.
Before you get off, go to on this subject
of complicated wires and tell me what the fuck I'm supposed to do.
This is most confusing shit I've ever seen.
Okay, so the color of the wire is going to indicate the thickness of that wire.
Then if it has a star, it's going to indicate the bashing and so like, okay, so say the
wires red with a star and an LED. It would be in this net. Oh no, I get it, I get it, I get it, I get it, I get it. So every individual thing is a different factor. So if it has a star, you would look at the dashes that are corresponding to that star. Right. Then if it's blue.
then you would see the circle that's blue, right?
And if the LED is on, then it has to fit in all three,
and it would be the letter P.
And it would be cut the wire if the bomb
has a parallel port.
So then say the wire's red,
you're looking at red and say it has no star,
but the LED is on.
No LED, but you see what I know?
the LED's on but no star, then it would be S.
And then that would be cut the wire
for last digit of the serial numbers, even.
Do you like, do you?
It's complicated.
But like, I get it.
I literally, like, I'm telling you,
if there was like a gun to my head,
and I had, let's say 10 minutes,
I actually don't think I would figure this out.
What was your deal with, what was your deal with?
Wait, wait, are you looking out
on the subject of wire sequencing or on the subject
because it's located wide.
But it's first red occurrence.
Jixie, Jixie, you were looking at the wrong page.
You were looking at the wrong instructions.
It's the page above the one that you're right now.
I thought it was like connected, like a two-prong thing.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
I thought it was like a two-prong packet.
No, there's two different things.
I mean, I don't know if it's still complicated.
I don't know if it's not just a wire sequencing.
I mean, we haven't gotten this one yet.
Okay, well, I got to do this fucking banana challenge, dude.
You're getting off.
Oh, yeah, dude.
Yeah, I'm hopping off.
All right, Joe, thank you so much for coming off screen.
Yeah, by some chance, could you, could you,
or have I sent me your vibe today?
Yes.
them in the YouTube list. Yes, I will literally do it. Me and I have her, we'll get on it as soon as I
am. I have to do this disgusting challenge really quick. Well, you know, I'll have fun with that.
All right. All right. I wish you the best. Chad, let's get a W Joe in the chat. Joe, thank you, bro.
That was the most I've had. Yeah, I'm playing with. That was a fun. That was the most I've
laughed at a long time. That was fun. He's fucked it. All right, man. All right. You know,
You know, I'll see you're very good luck with the banana sprite challenge. Yes, sir. All right, peace. Yeah, okay
Yo, he like he's hello. I do he's I don't know what to say. I have not tracked up like that
Jason, you want to do a big garlic phone lobby when you're done in less than an hour
Joe can come for I don't know if I'm gonna be on a less than an hour
I'm about to about a probably puke. I have us. Let's go full screen
I guess I'll see how I'm feeling after this challenge, so jump today! We got the banana
sprite challenge.
Banana sprite! Hi guys, listen. Hi guys, listen. I'm going to be LFK to grab the sprite
if probably fucking freezing by now, because it's like a cold threat. Hi guys, I'm
going to be back in five minutes. I'm giving him complete a total control of the
I'll be back.
That's a problem.
Ha ha ha!
I said five lives.
Why is there a army of Bidget?
Joe Radon.
W fucking Joe.
Bro, I'm not gonna lie.
I've got to get the doctor.
You know how to get the Bidget out of my face, Tom?
Let me spit it.
Okay.
Let me say this, bro.
Let me be abundantly clear what I say this.
Brothers.
Get the pigeons off the fucking screen.
I've got to watch the elevator.
Oh, man.
Oh, man.
Oh, man.
Oh, man.
Chatter be ready.
Chatter be ready.
Your boyfriend got leaps.
That is my problem, man.
That is my brother. Now here's what I'm gonna say should we do garlic phone or should we do the challenge now chat?
I'm gonna be honest. There's a chance. I don't have fucking bananas. I'm gonna see it by dad as any if my dad is never I am cook
Both
Yo, so wait you guys need to be puking all over myself and then play garlic phone
Are you guys like fucking crazy?
Hey, jinxie, look at the ugly, pretty shit, that bro.
Yo bro, what's six hours into the stream?
I understand the start of the stream.
People want to come in here and fucking harass me.
I've got what I'm saying.
Whatever.
Alright, let me call my dad.
He's like, to have a, like even a week broke.
Cause if my dad doesn't have bananas, we might not have bananas.
I just checked.
Yo, Dad.
No.
Important question.
Do you have bananas per chance?
I don't know.
Fuck.
So we have no bananas?
Mmm.
I'm not by the globe.
All right, all right, all right, nowhere is nowhere.
I...
Timmy milk.
Chat literally Timmy milk.
Door to Ash of banana.
Your rope.
How long is that going to take?
All right.
banana distributor to my house. Let me see. Let me actually see. What's the closest banana?
No, it's not a scam. It's not a selling guy like Holy shit! That's annoying! It's not a scam!
What's the closest banana distributor? Check the gas station cell bananas?
Okay, this one is 12 miles away. Okay, here we go. Here we go. All right, you know what? We're good.
But anus or even a sense what a what a good deal bro
I'm gonna get like 12. All right, I'm ordering bananas
Bro, but it says they're like 20 minutes away y'all
Bro, is this like 20 minutes away y'all?
Why's Ken calling me? Oh my god, yo, yo, Ken, what's up?
Yeah
I'm gonna, I'm gonna decline, I'm gonna decline, you're all for dude.
You know, like I'm telling you bro, can't it's gonna end up in the news one day.
I got an banana for you, no bro. Okay, so chat.
Chat, we have no bananas in this house. So what I did, point blank period is what we're gonna do.
to do. I ordered bananas, okay? I'm out of part in the mic. Wait to
have a listen. I'm out of part in the mic. Wait, that's shit. Wait, that's
shit. Okay, I pulled it back in. I pulled it back in. I looked in with
that was shit. What we're going to do? What are we doing for the next 30
minutes? John, I'm going to give y'all options. Braim Carter. I'm not,
what? No, no, no, I'm not. I listen. I don't know if you guys think I'm
fucking around. Carter is not sending foot in this string.
John, what should we do? Should we play rocket league? Should we play fall guys?
Should we play fucking cophead? What other games? Chat, what other games?
Because bro, the bananas are good to get here for 20 minutes y'all.
The bananas are not going to get here.
Gartic phone. Yeah. Let me see. I have a squad of Gartic phone people and one of them is on
League.
It doesn't have all the voice.
Okay.
Okay.
Here we go.
Okay.
He's on League.
So garlic folks probably not happening.
But we're doing this challenge.
We're doing like a challenge.
I'm doing this challenge tonight.
I'm going to get a fuck.
Broga League.
Hey, Jinksie.
I know it grips.
Ma's.
Let's get a permanent band on him.
Thank you, Ma's.
All right, it's looking like it's going to be fall guys are rocking the what do y'all want what do y'all want?
Fall guys are rockin' league by the way chat. Black boy Max just texted me. He said rocket league
99 to zero me versus you. I mean chat. I'm going to be honest if Max has never played. I'm 100
knowing, right? Jack if Max has never played in the heart of knowing, right?
Okay. Easily, right? Like, easily? No, fuck no. What do you need? Fuck no.
Jack, if he's never played Rocket League, I would easily, brother, I would easily
a hot-of-rowman. I'd wager that to. Guys, I don't know if you know the lore of
Blackboy Max. Guys, he's the worst video game player of all time.
guys, this isn't a joke. Brothers, brothers, brothers, brothers. Max is quite literally
the worst video game player of all time. Y'all know that, right? Max is legitimately the worst
video game player of all time. Y'all know that, right? By the way, shall I look at my
planet behind me? Hold me, or I'm... Hi, how about you fix the camera? I don't know what I'm
I'm a Skidfixie camera, so listen, we got bananas bright challenge in 20 minutes.
Locked.
Bananas bright challenge in 20 minutes.
Locked.
I'm not going to puke, I'm not a bitch.
I have two gigantic sprites and three bananas.
Bananas bright challenge. Wait, let me give you the exact ETA of when these...
Now, Chad, the LWTTS on Rocket League, what are the LWTTS or no TTS?
Cappad didn't Cappad lose the pole.
Wait, Cappad beat Rocket League?
Wait, what on the pole, which means Cappad ball guys in Rocket League?
What run, what one, what one?
No, no, what on the pole, what on the pole?
Which means Cuphead Rock and League Volga's.
Moths, very full! Moths, you guys, is jerk off!
There was no cool, there was no mob, there was no pool.
So cool, fire all the moths.
Moths, run a bucket home!
That's like a hundred of you!
Rocket League, Cupheader, or am I gonna run it?
You might get...
There's a lot of trick moths!
Now, the pull is up.
Jeffo, Jeffo, Jeffo, Jeffo, Jeffo, Jeffo, Jeffo, all right, Rocket League with TTS locked.
Throw on Rocket League, or no, have ice.
Throw on TTS, Jeff, give me advice.
Send positive messages in TTS.
Send positive messages.
All right, the TTS is 200 bit.
777 cheered 200 bits, a jinxed, see thanks for letting me lick the tip for my 14th birthday.
See you next, see you next, see you next, see you next, what I thought.
Come on!
On your mind, cheats!
Hey, vex under score, venom cheered 200 bits.
Can I not my balls on your forehead, Danny?
So, I said, the same path of the messengers.
Not sexual harassment. Thank you.
Yeah, I said, saying, I'm not supposed to be one.
Sheer to 200 bits. All you have to do is score more points than that.
No, sheer.
No way. There's no way he turns into a ball, right?
Nice. Nice, James.
Lanky's cool chair 200 bits at Jinx C. I want your banana.
All right.
Brother, I'm doing the sprite banana challenge.
I'm not sucking anybody's banana. That goes for cannon, you.
Bevious Nick 25, chair 500 bits, pie Jinx C sending love from California, DBSic.
This guy is not under him, how does he know words?
He's sitting in left, oh my god.
Bro.
With from 916 cheered 200 bits, hey they're Nicolas,
here's a co-rocket link tip for you.
Turn off your Xbox.
Well, I'll track, thank you.
Well, certainly recorded.
Well, what happens now?
What happens now?
What happens?
What happens?
What happens?
What happens?
200 bits.
Your jinxed CM watching you since 26 September 2001.
So that moment we're fair.
Wait, what do we do in war one for happen?
All of you!
Get out of here!
Get out of here!
Get out of here!
Hey, jinxie.
Just want to say I love you.
Okay, you're trapped.
Don't come to Texas all you will perish.
So, you can threaten my life.
All right, got it.
So, that's getting reported to the FBI, isn't it?
You're not allowed to...
You have three of us, you're two hundred bits.
If you hit my time, finally, shake my balls.
Bro, I think you should save your balls anyway, still.
Oh, unless you don't gotta girl, I don't have a girlfriend, so I don't save my balls.
Jack!
Eugene has cleared the school log and has come the underscore daddy cheered 200 bits.
Start flying more often, don't let the hate get to you daddy cheedy.
I've wanted to say this guy. He just sits in his lap.
I'm about to start him in trouble, because I have for the sake of him.
Damn, he blew two times in trouble.
I'm about to start him in trouble.
Bro, this guy just sits in his fucking lap!
What is that?!
TPT and I'm this core-compsiate 200 bits.
I offered sketch 2000 gifted for the high-runtant he said now.
Unreal.
Come here.
It's not a bad shot.
It's not a good one, but more and more.
The year 200 bits, paying the kids your marine body
tough just wanted to tell you in hanging in there
with my PTSD, I love your streams every day.
W, dark, man.
Dark, I love you, baby.
Give me that.
That's my beast.
But it's all too clear to 200 bits.
Paying the just wanted to say thanks
for throwing the cake party from the end
my high school friends last week.
I'm not from Gator.
I'm not that.
Excellency Gable.
Oh, can't cheat 200 bits.
Drink some sprite out, my chilli ring.
I don't know what a chilli ring is.
I don't know what that is, but...
I don't know, I don't know.
I think he's getting a healthy land here.
40 seconds, yeah.
The lack is about 222 cheered 200 bits.
Jinks, see, I want to soak my corn dog in your hair
if they're in my own loaded armpit.
One of the most repulsive things I've ever read in my life is,
come back in my life.
That is one of the most disgusting.
Simped 232 cheered 200 bits.
Hey, Jinks, see, will you give up and warfare to another chance we need this?
Bro, I'm just so ass at that game, like I'm so ass.
At least in the pocket, there's other tasks.
Demon 7 cheats 200.
That's what God...
Then I plant my seed in your tiny hole, baby.
No!
With Garden Warfare, I was the worst player in the lobby.
At least on this game, other people are ass.
Do you know what I mean?
Silent and a scofflar cheered 200 bits, sending love from under your bed.
BTW, your toes look cute from here.
You can't even see my toes.
Alright, chat, focus focus.
Kingsle, two hundred and forty-five bits,
chinks to the immanactive duty marine commute pay my credit card at 2.5K in a big fan.
You know, I could have made for that.
Yeah, 50 degrees.
Well, that's off.
Go back.
But that.
Now I'm locked in.
Since she wants to come home.
Can I eat your sausage?
Yeah, it took one.
One more game, guys.
Go back.
Oh shit.
Gappy Hicks does feels cheers.
100 bits, Joe would have a better chance with a grunt.
Put a sock in it there.
Chance.
Unsmart, y'all. Y'all are all smart.
Kellan needs to appear to 200 bits message from Guilinsville, Texas.
If you dare step foot on Texan's soil, you will be made in Marta.
Kellan needs to out.
I jump at Kellan needs to.
Kalanito out. You just give yourself an outro. The fuck is wrong with you, bro?
Kalanito out. We've used Chia to help us.
They think to incompletely gc3 and would love to become the stomp of Rocket League with you that day.
Get him out.
No, stop it. Rockin' me. It would be like Z.
What do you mean, Kalanito out?
Zero and four cheered 200 bits. I can teach you how to touch my balls.
What?
Like what?
I'm challenging that.
Fuck me, Simon.
That's not the stuff on this court, cheered 200 bits.
Hey, Nicholas Douglas Stewart, do you think you could play the last of us and detroit?
Become human one day?
Brother, thanks, Junker.
Brother, here's the thing.
When you save my whole man, it's immediately like I've got it!
I got this flag here.
Here's a Sunday's call, Dragon Cheered 200 Bits.
Remember, the next is Dragon the best.
I'm sure you should react to the Omtic.
Go back.
Next is Dragon. I will, my world.
I'm actually so, though.
Spot trainer 999 cheered 200 bits on GD, you should definitely play the gauntlets after
even maybe before deadlocked.
Jack, who's my question?
What is more important in this game?
Boost or fall?
If your opponent's not in a gold corner position?
Boost or fall?
And this caught two cheered 200 bits.
Here's some advice on his tall jungle.
A math-fluckin' uninstarred.
That's not advice. How was that at all?
It's great, Dean.
It's great, Dean.
He became more cheered 200 bits.
Hey, drinks, see my parents make me watch your streams as punishment.
Sending luck for Mark and Silly.
I missed him.
For a while.
I missed him for a while.
But that...
Maddard stress lay 13, cheers 285 bits when you're doing the GTA story mode, Maddard.
Please do it soon before I unsubscribe to ...
Relax!
I'm a dude before...
...um...
...Ah, GTA 6!
I don't know where.
Before GTA 6 goes.
Question it, Sabi Chie had 245 bits.
We've been a fan for about three years now.
Thanks for all the good sessions been great to keep you time.
Excuse you?
Brother, excuse you?
No, not never, Chie.
I'm gonna do the GTA.
Throw the tools in there, but don't worry, Chie.
Two hundred bits.
Gonna fail.
I'm not gonna fail.
I'm going to complete the challenge in that view, but I know why, because I'm not a bitch.
With from 916 chain, 200 bits, here's a rocket league tip for you.
Turn off your Xbox Fatso, also pre-record it.
It's been two hours, like this.
Let's do it.
Alright, see now.
This is the country to cheer 200 bits,
props for beatings and and lusty little brady.
Such a!
This, I'm gonna pause the TGS for a second.
This is what I'm talking about.
I go from playing people who are airy-only
to this guy who's like the worst player of all time.
Like, you see what I'm saying?
This is what I'm talking about.
This is exactly what I'm saying.
There's the Barton Rang!
Proud, there's the Barton Rang!
Richard had 8,000 of them, they cheered 200 bits,
protected. The stream becomes way better
when you meet it and turn off your monitor.
Appreciate that, Rob.
Thank you so much for the project, dude.
You know what? You're fucking right, man.
Damn it, I missed the demo. I missed the demo.
the demo. I missed the demo.
Don't ask 2,700 shared 500 bits.
Hey, junkie, I just named my new kit of FafiU,
Nikola Stuggler's Stewart.
If you actually named your kit in MattRow,
you need help.
But you legitimately need help.
I don't even go by that name.
What is wrong with you?
On the old cheered 200 bits,
make sure you flip into the ball when you shoot.
Also flip when rotating back if you're low on boost,
you'll go back where faster and legal help.
Much love.
God bless.
Get back to back on me.
Get back on me.
Get back on me.
Only.
I'll capture 200 bits.
Your jinxed see when there's the sub only you'll be found.
We're not ever going that!
Holy shit!
Why would I ever let me do that?
I bless it's 967123 cheer 200 bits, pie drinks to see my name is AJ Sending Love from California.
Charari J. Charama Boyz, Charama Boyz,
Eric Norr, what an honor! What do they do?
Do I require more?
Empire under sport, she has 200 bits,
cage, and see, in loving the streams recently,
they never fail to make me alarm.
Keep up the good work.
Okay.
Jack, the odds are I'm laughing right now.
Like, if I missed one, it's because I'm laughing.
Well, he likes to share 200 bits.
I want to see Yonipol's oiled up also,
when he's rocket-lead and bananas strike challenge,
I said it was a die!
We're doing the banana's right challenge in like 10 minutes!
Fuck it, relax!
The day the 18 sheared 200 bits, it's your looking real sexy today, babe.
But I gotta be close.
That's the same 19 cheered 200 hits.
Hey, drinks, see, why not? You getting champ on sea.
Here's what I'm saying, bro. This is what I'm just exactly what the fuck I'm talking about.
Let me leave the TGS for five seconds.
Brother, this guy's a silver-three and I just won a lemon to two.
to. And then right after this game, I'm going to play a guy who's just fucking
airyling, Walter Bling, and scoring from half the open. Like, I don't, I might
literally my only logical explanation is either that guy's brother hits over three
and he stole the controller or this game is fucking in best-steered with Smurfs. I have no
Who are the logical explanation?
No other explanation.
She had 200 bits of pay drinks to see.
Was thinking about that I thought how you ran on me last night with Havats.
It changed my young life.
Leigh and I, guys, are...
Listen up.
Listen up.
Leigh and I, have never been an iPhone tower on a new one.
Marsen, Smichy, light 200 bits, thanks for motivating me, Jinks to see, to splash my brains on the ceiling, revive Thuff Up.
Revive what?
Bro, bro, what do you need, dude? Revive what?
What?!
She had 200 bits, thank you for always making me laugh and bring a smile on my face every day.
to practice aerials, Hatsa, get into the training for basic aerials. You will be automatically
better in any situation.
Great, Emma. Now you're right, you're right, you're right.
Rookid in 06, she had 200 bits. Pageants have just here to say you are most definitely
the worst rocket leak plan.
So the thing is I'm really not.
Because bro, I'm not a gold in one's antit.
There are tons of chainets, 200 bits.
If you've nested at foot on Texas's song,
then it will be made in water.
Hate from Goons.
What is that mean?
A barter!
What?
Money all cheered 200 bits, make sure you flip one rotating back and flip into the ball when you shoot God for this
Go that's all! Go that's all!
Go that's all!
Branchman, we're doing this right now and I've been a chance!
Hey, don't go!
After this game!
Oh my favorite streamer of all time. I hope you have an amazing day.
Keep up the good work, Big Daddy.
Send me big screws in battle.
Did I score that or did he score that?
Did I score that or did he score that?
That was good.
That's 100%.
Why can't I do that all clear?
Oh, there's 6,529.
She had 200 bits.
The objects see, can I tap it on your face?
What?
What?
No, absolutely not!
Look, in this scenario, you can see two hundred bits,
page on, curl, love watching your streams, y'all are w streamer.
I stream to I'm gonna make it big trust me.
Thanks, my love.
Why do you blush?
I didn't blush.
Eat, sit.
How is your name? Eat, cigarette.
It's like I'm a cheered 200 bits.
Hey, jokes, you hate from tarp and springs,
and don't come to Virginia, or you will feel it.
Feel what you're penis like. What do you mean?
MZX key on this cordil and she had 200 bits.
Jinsxy or a real inspiring streamer, and you make my day when you stream non-joking quit streaming.
Shut up!
The bananas are here, chat! I repeat the bananas are here!
I repeat the bananas are here, dude!
The Breda is on here.
Yam-123 triple-cheered 200 bits.
Hey, jinxed, see I have to pull out last night because I felt your pimple a little.
Ah, dead.
Haraj, I'm just going to clean these with 10 like that, that's just never happened.
With from 916, she had 200 bits, Angelico just wanted to let you know that you should
in stream. Also, pre-recorded you part-timeer.
It's that pre-recorded! Who look back when you've had! Look at it, me! Who are pre-recorded!
Use our underscore 03, be cheered 200 bits, any advice on how to stay motivated to get better
games. I keep wanting to get better at games but can't seem to stay motivated.
Bro, it's the same thing. Has anything in life, bro? Don't compare yourself to anybody else?
It's just trying to be better than you were the day before.
Lea likes to get cheered 200 bits. If you lose, can I get more?
No!
What? He's going back.
Eddie have our cheered 200 bits.
Jinks, see if you ever step foot in New Jersey.
I will liquid a queue.
All right.
Back to the village.
Back to the village.
200 bits. Here's a tip.
Take your fingers and stick them.
There's far of your buck then taste it.
Not a damn!
That's not a buck it's damn!
That is sex to all the stuff!
Please go up for what?
Rotele 47, she had 200 bits, the old Jidi and the street.
Get him!
Get him!
Get him!
Step one, foot in Alabama, and you're not getting the other 14.
Here we go, man.
I saw I went 11 and 10.
I am the one who just came to you, I am the first.
Thanks for everything, Jinks,
see sending love from Lake Charles Louisiana.
When I have a birthday, I can come home and see you thanks.
Hey, shout out Lake Charles Louisiana.
Ah, I just...
I beat up zero, two cheered 200 bits.
My deceased grandmother could have done better than the problem.
Selling hate from Kansas City.
Look, dear.
Shout out to your grandma, rest in Easter, her.
Brother, there's no way in hell she's better than it is.
I'm sorry.
Shout out to Murdoch.
What are you saying?
She has two hundred bits, pay drinks, see.
Chats are going to say ill-blades,
but I want to say that I've been watching
for four plus years, and it's being my dream
to be modern or just to get on a call.
Lodding man, keep up the lines.
What does this thing?
Hi, Vice, Jackie's Watson check is Genesis.
If he's valid, Boba, Jackie's Watson check is Genesis.
Joseph bananas are here, are we ready?
Jackie's prepared.
She is 200 bits.
Hey, jinxed, see do you have any advice for me as a small NFL creator
or just as a creator in general?
My name is Kai Torx.
Keep going, bro. Don't give up. Don't listen to negativity.
Survive yourself a positive to people.
The only way you can fail in life is by giving up.
That is on the way you can fail.
All right, chat.
I'm gonna get the bananas, or be ready.
Hi, Vives, I'm gonna be gone.
For three minutes, max, go, touch, shit.
It's time for the sprite for now to challenge.
Everybody lock in.
Monks, money prediction, really cute.
Hi, Vives, go, poke in.
Now, couple of things I want to say before the show.
Couple of things I want to say.
First thing that I am going to say is, I am a part of Havage.
Havage, what are you doing?
Havage!
Havage!
Stop touching the fucking camera!
Hi guys, I don't know what you're doing, stop!
First thing I'm going to say to y'all, I have had diarrhea this entire week, I've had the flu this entire week.
If I shit myself because of this, I'm banning every, I'm going back in the chat logs after the stream ends tonight,
and I'm banning every mother fucker that sent bananas, right challenge.
This is the next thing I'm going to say, I am a picky eater, okay?
Roddy, what? Roddy? Roddy? No, I saw a book inside of him. We all saw that. Roddy, what do you want?
Let me say this. I have never eaten a banana before. I have never eaten a banana. I've had
smoothies, but I've never completely eaten a whole banana. I swear to God, God, it can strike me
down. I have never eaten a banana. I have never eaten a banana. I've eaten them. I don't
like how they taste. So, what do I do in this challenge? Do I eat the banana first or
do I drink the spike first? What do I do? What do I do? What do I do? You have the appetite
of a newborn plus you're a pussy, two separate messages by the way. Somebody said you're
a pussy, someone else said you have the appetite of a newborn. So, so the first, what do we do?
What do we do? So we eat the entire banana first put banana up, but yeah, so I don't know if you think that was like born in a barn
Obviously, I know to not put the banana up my ass. Of course, I'm I'm aware of that. Are you ready?
All right now. I'm going to give y'all time to vote on the prediction. The mods just did it go to the chat willypuk
I swear to God, if I'm lying, I'm flying.
I have never eaten an entire banana.
I've had bites, I've had smoothies with banana chops in them.
I don't like the taste of what I've been in,
but I'm older now, I'm more mature,
so maybe I'll eat this.
What I'm gonna do, what my planet is.
I'm gonna eat an entire banana in the chug as bread
and we're gonna see what it happens.
If I shoot my ads, okay, wait, wait for the ads action.
We're waiting, yes, I'm waiting.
I'm waiting.
Chat, I'm not gonna shit my pants, I swear.
If I shoot my pants, bro, it's my fault.
Are you all right?
Is everybody ready?
Wait, okay, I'm waiting.
I'm waiting.
Chat, I'm waiting, I'm waiting.
I'm waiting.
I'm waiting for the ads to go.
Are you all ready?
We got a banana.
Alright, so shall I just fully peel this thing?
I don't know.
Bro, if this ends up ruining my night,
I don't mind if I peel,
or whatever, brother.
If this ends up ruining my night,
I'm actually going to be pissed, dude.
I'm actually going to be pissed, okay?
Jack, is this going to ruin my night?
The banana smells good. I'm not even going to hold you.
The banana that looks good too, right? The banana smells good.
Jack, are we ready? Are we ready?
One minute left. I love you, Jake, see you, love you, bro.
Are we ready, Jack, are we ready?
Your stomach will be fighting for its life.
Hey, jinxy, you're supposed to lick the shaft first. Again, bro, I'm not a dumbass. I'm not a dumbass.
Guys, I'm not gonna lick the shaft of the banana.
Are we ready? But there are 48 million channel points that says, yes, I will puked.
There are 21 million channel points that says, no, I will not puked.
I'm waiting for everybody to send on the right thing.
I'm waiting.
Shawnee Boy sent me on one ad left.
This smells good, bro.
John's still waiting.
I'm still waiting.
I'm still waiting.
Or y'all boys met.
Bro, this can't be that bad.
It's a banana and a spray.
Now, here's the thing.
Let me call Bernard.
Let's ask him for an art.
Let me call Bernard.
Let me call Bernard, dude.
Well, I'm not even kidding.
I actually have to take a shit right now.
I'm not even trolling.
I actually have to take a shit.
I'm not even trolling.
I legitimately have to take a shit.
Bernard, how are you doing, bro?
I'm doing well, Nick.
Always hair for your interesting conversational settings.
What's on your mind today?
You think I'm going to get more, Bernardo?
Do you think I'm going to get more interesting calls to do?
I'd say you definitely keep me on my toes.
You've got a flare for the unexpected.
And that makes it fun.
So yeah, you stand out.
All right, Bernardo.
Today, I'm doing the banana sprite challenge.
Have you ever heard this?
Oh, yeah.
I know it.
Then one way you have been on and then
drink some sprite and supposedly your stomach protests.
If you're really doing that, I'd say brace yourself.
Should I, what should I do?
Because Bernard, I have to take a shit right now.
Should I shit first?
Absolutely.
Handle that first.
You don't want any extra pressure before attempting
something chaotic.
Okay, so Bernard, I'm gonna take a shit.
Don't worry, I shit fast and I white fast.
I'm gonna be back and probably two, three minutes maximum.
Can you talk to my Twitch chat for the next two to three minutes?
I can't actually interact directly.
Bernard. Yeah. Bernard. I know.
Just ask like talk to them.
They don't. Bernard. Can you just talk to my chat for the next two minutes while I go shit?
I'll keep the vibe warm for you, metaphorically.
If you're a chat with here, I tell them mix off on a very important.
Bernard.
Oh my fucking god Bernard, they are here.
Alright Bernard, I got a better idea.
Bernard, tell my chat a story for two minutes.
All right, Chad, gather round.
While this is off on his grand adventure, let me tell you a quick tale.
Once there was a game of who thought no challenge was too wild,
one day he decided to face his greatest foe,
the infamous banana and sprite combo.
The moral when it returns will see a piece of the champion of both gaming and stomach
fortitude. Stay tuned.
You
you
All right, we're done.
For now, I just got done wiping my ass in a squeaky clean down there.
Well, I'm glad to hear your feeling fresh and ready.
Now you can take on any challenge, whether it's chat, a game, or that bananas bright madness,
let's go.
All right y'all, it's all ready.
Okay, so let me say this.
This is a challenge to switch.
This is not self harm.
This is a challenge because I'm
lost the back to Joe Barr.
If I end up puking, I'm going to do so in this
bag right here.
Chat, are we ready?
Chat, are we ready?
Yes, I watched my hands.
OK, let's do this.
Like, like, let's just do it.
Let's just do this.
that I'm not even kidding you, that is the exact same width as my penis. It doesn't bend
this much, well, wind fully erect maybe, but without further ado, let's hear this. Are you
Now ready, banana sprite challenge, let's go.
I don't like how this banana tastes.
I don't like how it tastes.
So I just eat the banana and then I drink a whole thing as sprite.
Faster.
this is easy
I mean, the better it is fast I can, maybe better
There's a little bit left.
This is easy, bro.
Now that's about the size of my packer.
I never ate a banana as fast.
I can get this down of one by a problem.
So,
give up.
So now I just drink a whole sprite, right?
My stomach feels normal right now, my stomach feels totally normal.
That's not what you're normal, dude.
Let's have a clear normal.
You
I don't feel that.
I don't feel that.
I don't really think, yeah, I'm like halfway done with a spray.
I feel a lot about it, Chad, this is disgusting, bro, this is just like
You're not going to do that.
You're not going to do that.
You're not going to do that.
What am I, what am I supposed to do, Chaget, just keep Chagging it.
I don't know what to do, I don't know what to do, guys.
Stop sipping.
I had a banana in 70% of the spray, you know the banana, keep eating bananas and drinking
spray.
Well, I can't shot a warm spray.
I can't even do that.
It's disgusting.
I'm gonna put an error.
This is disgusting, guys.
This is fucking disgusting.
Warm Sprite, let's fight it out there for like an hour.
This is disgusting.
Well, this is fucking gross dude.
I'm going to talk to the friends you would have.
Yeah.
Wow.
Yeah.
You're all right.
You're all right.
You're all right.
That's it.
I didn't be you. I didn't love you.
I'm not used.
I'm not used.
I'm not used.
Keep going, bro, it was only like I have a pain in my mouth.
This is disgusting!
Bro, it's a warm sprite dude!
Okay, so you guys want me to pound the rest of this banana
and then just pound the sprite.
This is, I only have two bananas.
Bro, I feel like I didn't puke no, this is disgusting, like this is fucking
dig like this is disgusting.
And this was a cold sprite bro, I'm going to probably be able to drink it all.
This is gross, y'all.
Can y'all just let me off the chair? This is fucking gross.
Bro, it's like the sprite is warm and shit.
I didn't do it. I didn't do it, bro. No, I didn't not do it. I keep going.
God's on him!
All right, fine.
I'm going to finish the rest of this last banana,
and I'm going to finish this spray.
I don't want to hear shit after this.
This is the last banana half!
I'm not a bitch, I'm not a bitch.
I'm going to finish this banana and pound this spray.
Missy.
I wanted to discuss it.
I wanted to discuss it.
I wanted to discuss it.
They're getting the back.
No, it's a banana half sh escape.
Yeah.
I'm going to be there.
I'm going to be there.
I'm going to be there.
I'm dying.
I'm dying.
I feel good.
I feel good.
Yeah.
Don't mussie. It's mussie.
I don't know if I get this thing down, I don't know if I get this down, this is fucking disgusting.
I ate the last one of the people.
I think I think if I stand up, I'm going to put a few probably, this is fucking disgusting.
the warm sprites amount of help.
That's it.
I think I'm going to feel it.
Now walk around, right?
Yeah.
I did it.
They got to it.
Oh, someone feels stretched out.
That was disgusting.
Yeah, they got, they got, they got, they got, they got, they got, they got, they got it.
Guys, did I do it?
Did I do it?
Did I go too slow?
Just, I'm gonna go any faster, bro.
I am warned sprite with a fucking disgusting mushy fucking banana. I can't explain how bad that is.
It's one of the worst things that I've ever tasted in my life. That was like a torture.
Can I do it into a good smell?
You went too slow. It took 45 minutes. You know what? It didn't grow. How long does it actually take?
Have I, how long did it take me to finish the second banana and finish the spray?
How long did it take?
How long did it take?
How long did it actually take?
I didn't even want them.
That's the most disgusting thing I've ever eaten in my life.
Just mushy bananas with warm spray.
That's fucking disgusting, bro.
That is literally fucking disgusting.
I almost puked towards the end.
refund.
I wanted to actually take it.
Bro, I can't child the warms bright.
I'm not a serial killer.
Brothers, I can't child the warms bright.
I'm not a fucking serial killer.
Maybe if my sprite was cold, yeah.
I can't chew!
A WARD PIEKED!
DH, thank you for the five gift.
Bro, we play in fucking,
are we playing garlic photo?
What the fuck's going on?
Are we playing garlic phone?
Are we playing garlic phone?
The fuck is actually you see doing?
He's watching a video with the fuck!
He's watching a video with the fuck!
Starting phone started investigating what's going on.
We knew that there was a chance Brittany Griner's arrest.
He's still playing garlic phone, the spark?
The alarm was a game of prisoner trading bag, the bowling all the time.
Damn what the hell!
But in this game, Booten held all the cards.
I know only had a couple of restaurants.
Bro, where is he at?
Not enough to free effort.
Then they would need to do it in make a policy.
Nobody goes to Russia.
Nobody goes to Russia.
And if you do, if you do, you're only on your own.
Myself.
Okay, that's all right.
Just make a policy.
Where's the sky at?
If you don't, somebody's not looking at me.
Just be like that myself.
And I stand by my chest.
Wait, do I?
Wait, what are you just saying?
Yo, somebody clipped out and slowed that down.
But the fuck did he just say?
Somebody clipped out and slowed that down.
Oh, oh.
Somebody slowed, what the fuck did he just say?
Slow that down.
Tell me you heard the word.
Tell me you heard a word.
Well, and, well, I'll answer them.
I'll wish that yes, that's it.
Oh, I didn't know.
Jinksy, Jinksy, you're so funny, my pussy wet,
who said that?
Cah, Cahyree, Jinksy, you're so funny, my pussy wet.
You're Cahyree, I guarantee you you're a 23 year old man.
Get out of the time.
Jinksy, you're so funny, my pussy wet.
Oh my god, I'm disgusted.
I'm disgusted.
Come to Utah, you'll be eviscerated,
already with Utah.
By the way, he didn't get it full lobby, so he's winning it.
So he's Ron Dale plan.
Where's Ron Dale?
I'm gonna go.
I just want to pre-cast that.
Got it, call me checks, what?
Wait, I can't say me checks, what?
Say me checks, what?
Wait, my stomach feels weird, man.
Wait, wait, wait.
I can't do this anymore.
Say me checks, what?
Chad say, lead, sex, water.
Lead, sex, water.
Not in here, Chad, in wrong.
Not in here, in wrong.
Not in here, in wrong.
I think lead, sex, water, my second, water.
Yes, lead, sex, water, Twitter, Twitter,
Twitter, Twitter leaks, dick leak, dick dot leaked.
He's not my friend, he's not my friend.
He's not my friend, he's not my friend.
You don't know how many browns the pliders?
dick leaked, dick dot leaked.
Say dick leaked, Twitter, dick leaked, don't Twitter.
That's what I meant, and that's what I meant, never.
Dick on Twitter, yes, say yes, say yes.
Yes, you're dick is on Twitter.
Yes, leaked it, leaked it.
Check, you're all doing good, y'all doing good.
Lucky Travis, is the truth.
Charity's nervous, is nervous.
Charity's nervous.
Charity's nervous.
That's what that's the whole, read and lie, I've been saying trains.
So that way you can be like an actual boss man.
Small day, three inches, yes.
From my head, it's hurting.
I have a bad headache, bro.
Chatter, I have a bad headache.
Chatter, did he fall for him?
Well, I've been almost done.
Chatter, did he fall for him?
He didn't fall for it.
Yo, hey, hey, dumbasses saying leeksect Twitter in my chat is fucking pointless.
I'm the one who said to do it.
But I'm playing Garden Phone, or am I going to go fucking sit in my bad and just have
stomach problems for the next hour?
He was scared of you, she wanted me to hit it.
chat what's going on bro are we playing garlic phone or what what's going on first
six please I get me out of here five where the fuck is this guy doing and on the
six where I rush high these one by one they arrived at an airport oh I'm
joy I'm joy I'm joy I'm joy I'm joy well Biden and European leaders welcome
citizens, journalists, and dissidents.
Bro, we have five people.
Bro, is XQC?
The government's trading people is the...
Hi, Vs.
I think one's later.
Who said hi, Vs?
Cybercrimeer.
I'm American.
Dude, where is XQC?
Dude.
American hostages.
And Russia, but that's sent into the forum.
Chat.
I think she's done a career on something.
She's a great journalist is one is broken.
Chat.
What?
What do?
The law.
So, Rose, I'm sure all this dude,
stable, Ron Dale is not, bro,
he's not, like, bro, he's not even ready.
Right, I think she's not about the point,
even on the back.
Chad, Ron Dale is not ready, dude.
You can tell, call him, patient.
Chad, we're late, y'all, we're late.
We late, y'all, let me call Ron.
Let me call run.
Let me call run.
Jack, jinxy column.
jinxy column.
jinxy column.
jinxy column.
I'm a jinxy was good bro.
Ron, what's up bro?
I do have a run since $4,000.
I've lost Pokemon cards and I haven't done anything.
I've seen a little bit of that bro.
It's okay.
No, it's actually not okay.
I'm really suicidal of the bowl.
Well, don't kill yourself, dude.
You guys might shut it up, I'm working!
Ron, the thing is, bro, most people quit right before they win, dude.
I got banned in your chat.
What?
What?
I got banned, whoa.
Who banned?
Why?
Yo, I got banned.
I mean, he's not on such a guy's driving in.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
What's taking in on the boss?
Well, I'm taking this to help her to call.
Oh, I'm back.
What's?
I don't think I'm going to get it wrong.
So don't worry about it, take a leave.
Ron, join this.
Ron, join discord, baby.
What is this?
Well, here's the thing, bro.
Here's the thing.
And have as a week my friend, like, got gamut, have it.
Ron, here's the thing.
We're going to do a garlic phone, but I'm looking at it this
in this five people.
Okay, so should I just say fuck these cars and join?
I probably not did it.
I don't want to like ruin your, like, look.
Didn't you even have a fucking saying it?
I'm $4,000 fucking dollars.
She was a fucking home and I've seen nothing but stupid fucking cars.
Bro, I don't know how many times did I send the show?
I just don't to the score, but I was under it.
Like, I don't know what the fuck to do.
I don't always do. I said we're done not in the forest.
I don't even do. I'm wasting all my life.
I got an idea in the air.
Mother of God, I'm gonna crash my car.
I'm gonna crash it.
You tried to withdraw it, went to the...
Ah! There it is!
It's fucking here!
I told you!
I got it!
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
It's a dead!
Where's the fucking dead?
Whoa! What did you get?
Oh my god, how much?
Oh, I said that.
It could be more or less like, the, oh my fucking doll, try this that good.
Oh, I'm not all the Saturdays, don't you know, the Saturdays don't keep perfect.
Wait, this might be a perfect time, but we're on no chips, no chips.
It's a limited amount of cheese.
Oh, no, I think I got a max win.
Dude, I think that's $637, bro.
No, it's a max win, it's $2,000.
good shit Ron. See that's what I said people always give up right before they win big
Okay, okay
Okay, yeah, I'm gonna be honest. I don't know if I got 10 minutes in me
What's up
I can't browse with game. I mean I don't get it. What do you say X?
Why is the order to give people balance into a browser game? I don't know. I don't know. I don't know.
Dude. I don't know. I just think you sound like you have a little bit of a snuffle. Yes. Yes. I have the flu.
I've had lingering symptoms this month, bro.
How?
I don't know. I got sick. I think it's because I drank beer as a bro and a week in my immune system. I got sick.
Oh, that could mean you.
Brush see how you been, bro.
You've been papy-sad, glad.
Um, glad, nice chill, relaxed,
do my thing when I, you know,
dude, good, private and good, man.
I just been sick, so, but I've been good, man.
I've been locked in.
Hmm, hmm.
That's heavy.
I'm like an, I'm, I'm like an, I'm a party.
You're making a party with what?
For this game, we're playing.
Okay, so we're realistically wrong said 10 minutes.
Okay, I just got off the phone with them.
So is train and rage playing?
On the upper of anybody, I was in buddy, anybody.
Like you can, you can go to a plus and just spam
like just and book anybody you want.
Okay, I know I got, I know I got, I know I got.
I know I got that always shows up for me what I need him.
Oh, sketch?
This is this guy's like my right hand man, this guy's never let me down. He'll play for sure
Keep right
I'm adding
Okay, well, maybe he won't I'm called
Let's see if you can yeah, I mean, I mean, I don't know is it. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, you could add anybody you want
Okay, it's been better than everybody adds to people. I mean, yes, I add to them. Let me
Wait, he said he's working right now. He said he's working
Dude, I'm going to be out of sex. This might be chocolate bro. This might be chocolate
Oh, it's it. Oh, bro, but the phone is always good
Dude, I think this is chopped dude. Like I know it's good, but it's too last minute bro. Nobody's on
No, I mean shit. You know what I mean like chat. We only got me X and Ron right now
We need like how do you go to deeper garden from real signature eight? I'm
Maybe six six six six and those are the next number of six and more is good
Like any like you could add to anybody
I had he was like I can add but it goes on the quality. I mean like it starts high quality and then they go out and goes down
What about a force and doesn't that guy like I wouldn't you or something?
No, I don't know what is the EU one two?
Is that he's living is your cover and three?
I didn't yeah, I did see that you beat his record X to see I actually saw that so how many years did it take you to be
To me 100 six the others
360 hours so how many years though?
I don't know, a few years, I'm going to be two and two and a half so long.
And he hasn't played Minecraft in two or three years.
Yeah.
So if you get back on, you'll be your record again, and then just send him to the fireman.
No, it don't, it don't take him at least at least four and a half hours.
Okay, dude, my stomach is fucked bro.
I did the banana sprite thing, it was a bad idea.
I thought you died on that. No, no, you can't die. You can't die.
Okay, yeah, no, you can't die from the I don't think I don't think yeah. Yeah. All right. Have
What do you do link? Well, I mean we add a Joe what about Joe Joe Bart he got off. He got it off Joe's to make them
What would Jack Keso is not going to play guard a club like to stop is it a thing to it?
What do you say?
No brother that tie violence, just ignoring um, what's in my family of Wabi and Joe the
against you, he's letting Joe and then broke a tie.
We're kind of a good play.
X Joe got off, bro.
He's sleeping.
Why?
He's sleeping.
Why?
Really, he's like eight hours, bro.
You want to add a bro tie?
I never met a bro tie before.
I don't even see that's a good, good, good, good, good, good, good.
A little dance.
Okay.
Okay, chat should we add a archive, A-daps, A-daps would probably play or adapt.
A lot of those points, maybe you'd explain six in joins.
Okay, I don't think that is loose on.
Oh, my check.
The chat is saying, the chat is saying, adapt, there are a lot of people who are saying
and then a lot more people are saying, no,
archive, do not add archive.
Well, not, it's just, it's a joint game,
because they're saying,
trying to do not,
they're saying, that's funny.
What do you mean?
Confirm's good, comes good?
Yes, the same, come from the same,
don't add a archive.
Well, I mean, down here, come on, bro.
You've got to read that.
Now, now that we're going to see it in more now,
Now he's gonna, now he's gonna hit you when I'm at the cry bro.
I don't give a fuck.
I don't, I don't know him.
I don't know him.
I need to draw him, sure.
Let me see, bro.
Let me see if he wants to play.
Well.
Chad, I don't know where I'm going.
Bro, he's not even at a set up dude.
He's like, not even home.
If I can, you can go home.
I mean, I'd case it up, or sure.
He's not playing, he's not gonna play it.
Oh, I got banned in Marquise Chat.
Look, the fuck is going on tonight.
Yeah, they don't like it with that.
Bruno, I got banned in Ron's Chat.
See what the fuck?
Uh, Roger.
And you'll play.
Oh, no, he's that big and bustles, I think.
Alright, so we got, as it currently sits,
me, you and Ron, right?
Yep, that's good enough, we're gonna have
most of the people doing for sure.
Yeah, we got this, bro. Bro, X. We got to do another one. I'll soon, too, bro.
Yep. Yeah, see what we need to do. You know, those discord, we need to expand those discord and they can be official, like, fucking, uh, target.
I mean, like, as a individual plugin, what,
like, what the fuck do you mean by a official poll?
What does that mean?
Oh, again, a little bug, a pickup group.
Oh, a pick up group.
I've actually said, Paul.
Yeah, pick up.
Yes, the official plugin.
So I, if you budget, budget, budget, people.
And then we'd add people, yo, I'm playing, I'm playing this.
If you guys want to join it at like, on time, and if people will join it,
realistically, you're right.
Like, bro, if we can build out a
among us through chat of like 25 streamers, we would always be able to get 10 people.
We had that many days, but we had lobbies going every day. We had three lobbies every morning
for the entire day for months. Yes, bro. It's looking like, yeah, it's a shock. It's all good,
whatever. It's looking like a shock, bro. I'm going to be honest.
Alright, X. I'm gonna go ahead and out, bro. All right. Yeah, I ain't telling him.
Yeah, X. Let's play along now. This is a week, bro. Yeah, it's never
group. Yeah, we get a big of a muggish group. I'll be right. All right, bro. See you, bro.
My stomach feels like shit, bro. Chameless y'all boys tomorrow. Dude.
Chameless y'all boys tomorrow. I know I feel bad for X, but bro. We have three people
guys. We have three people. Yeah, L part timer. I've streamed 393 days in the row. Get off my deck!
All right, shall we see all voice tomorrow? I don't know what I'm doing tomorrow, but it's going to be fun
cool shit. Maybe even among us, bro. I know Joe said he can't play tomorrow, though, which sucks.
But, yeah, maybe we can even get it among us. That's actual moral dude. Or Saturday, I think Ron said Saturday.
So maybe sad of that.
chat. W seven hours stream. Can I get a W stream of chat? Guys, we're going for seven hundred and thirty days straight.
Like boys, we're going for seven hundred and thirty days straight.
John, I love y'all. I'll probably see y'all about it. What's the moral?
John, like y'all? I have no idea what I'm doing tomorrow, but it's going to be fun. Peace.