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That's on my head
I heard it some niggas dance
This is the best part right here
Oh my god
Take that late late late late late shit and shove it up your ass
I'm 15 minutes late! Shut the fuck up!
Yeah, roll out a roll out of red.
Ruby's on my neck.
Music can't be tipped.
The brick can't be tipped.
Yeah, I- Yo, I- Yo, stop it.
It's in the middle of a banger seat.
Where's my two legs?
Wait, I'm just going to go off my seat.
Stop it. It's in the middle of a banger.
Like banger fucking fear is against murder.
I think the score is six to seven or six to six.
If Stompin wins, he clenches map 3. We have to tap in with our browser Stompin.
Damien, they can put a switch for us in the description. Damien, they can put a switch in. Amir, they can put a 10, get a switch in.
Jerry's got to be a baby!
Alright, let me put it on this screen. Yo, I need to change game to R6.
I think...
Okay, okay, I'm going. Chat, I'm going, I'm going.
Apparently, like, we're missing peak. Apparently, we're missing literal peak right now.
Bro, I literally got home. I checked my twitch and I see stomping is six six tied with sport right now
Wait, why is my mouth frozen hi guys on everything I love my mouth style on everything I love my mouth style hi guys
Hi, so everything I love my mouth side. What do I do?
What do I do? Oh?
My god, we're in we're in wait something's losing
Bro, what am I gonna do with no mouse? How about this muted? I need a mouse. I need a mouse. What?
Oh
They certainly play a riskier playstyle this season.
Come on, let's do another pick.
Fight before, kill them all, kill them all, and again, kill them all.
Sorry, I'm fired up.
Yo, we literally tuned in at the best possible time.
6-7, stop in verse 4.
Can they fork it to round 15?
Burn them!
We're stopping, put the camera on stop it, oh you're fire!
Get in, get in, get in, get in, oh, we're up, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes,
YES! YES!
Play down! Play down!
YES! YES! YES!
Whoa. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
Wait, what happened? Whoa, what just happened?
What just happened? What just happened?
Oh my God.
What just happened?
nothing to try and get to the fuse down here as well.
What's happening?
Yes!
Yes!
We're going all the way to the top.
Brother, we have to, I need a mouse.
What do I do?
My mouse is dead.
I think Canadians had made the decision.
But, Chad, my mouse is dead, but I can see the light.
What?
What is happening?
What is happening?
My mouse is dead, but I have a light.
What do I do?
Maybe the battery died. Maybe the battery died. Maybe the battery died.
What's going on?
It was a great brand from G2. I love the effort. I love the progression. I love the positivity
that's shown.
Maybe the battery died. Maybe the battery died. Maybe the battery died.
I would make the most sense
Yo, I need a mouse to scream bro, what what happened to my mouse
Yo
My mouse has a light on it, but I'm just going to worry about it after the game.
I'm just going to worry about it after the game.
Fuck it, bro, fuck it.
7-7.
This is it.
7-7, overtime match point.
This is where matches are made.
7-7, overtime match point.
This is where matches are made.
How clutch, really, are you?
I'm predicting two kills from stop of the crowd.
I'm gonna go win.
Two kill predicts from stop of the crowd.
Priest beside what? I don't mind that.
Okay.
G2, if they win this, they force a map 3.
I guess we'll see.
He managed to take the wall.
Come on. Come on, stop it. Come on, stop it. Show them something! Show them something! Show them!
Why stop it on 98B?
Why stop it on 98B?
And stop it key difference is don't get there. He has come red
They don't have a shield top red, which I feel like most people play a shield top red
Good angle from sport here. Oh my god
I don't know just looking good for G2 shop our belly in is stalling out a little bit
There's already two minutes to shoot off the clock, imagine if it's a single pick.
The thing is, Shelf-Side Value is opening up a lot of caps, though.
You made it on the clock, this is where you want to be.
Stop and self-send.
Ambi, watch out.
Oh, no.
No, stop and die.
Oh, no.
Oh, no.
That is the worst possible thing that could have happened.
oh no, oh no, that is the worst possible thing that could have happened
bro but how stoppin' him in a 3v1? nobody was with him, huh?
there was one on his stairs, two on his breach
how did that happen? come on, g2
how is he in a 3v1 at a 5v5? does that make sense?
oh no
By the way
High-fives, you can just close out of the stream, come on, Linda.
Yeah, just close out of the stream.
Okay, I don't have a mouse.
Jack, I don't have a mouse.
I don't have a mouse.
What am I supposed to do?
I don't have a mouse.
I don't have a mouse.
What am I supposed to do?
High-fives, call me, help.
Brother, my light is on, but my mouse doesn't move.
Turn it on.
Here you go.
No, Hi-Vice, not a mouse.
Hi-Vice, not a mouse emoji.
Jinx you call him.
Jinx you call him.
Yo!
Yo, Hi-Vice.
Yo!
Having a little bit of an issue right now.
Why my mouse is not moving, bro. I don't know but my light is on
Brother of course no shit
Do I know what a USB is no do you know where the USB is because that's a USB wireless Bluetooth mouse
Yeah, I see it. I see the USB
Have I said stop that's what she said
It doesn't be signature, it happens with all technology, it's just a book.
Wait, have us, why are you talking like you're a programmed?
What is happening?
Have us-
Don't worry, speak to it.
Wait, wait, wait, you sound like a robot, wait, it's working now, it's working.
Oh, perfect.
Wait, no, no, no, but why do you sound like a robot though?
Well, everything's fine.
You have an awesome, amazing stream.
I'll be there.
Yo.
Yeah, I'll be there.
Chat, it's going to be A.C.'s evil.
I know it.
Look, I just can't prove it.
It's going to be an evil bet.
That is the most chilling phone call
I've ever received from that guy.
No, chat, that is the most chilling fucking phone
call I've ever received.
Brother, brother, it's going to be evil.
It's going to be evil.
React to Musty's video about you.
Wait, Musty made a video about me?
What?
Must have made a video about me?
When is the fuck a fan contest?
NEVER!
IT'S NOT HAPPENING!
Stop and verse boy will be cinema. Stop and verse boy. What is this?
What is this, bro?
Create a cross between any-
Alright, Chad, is it just blurry for y'all or is it blurry for me?
Chad, is it blurry for me or blurry for y'all?
You are the reason stoppin' lost. Shut up, Ryan. This is what stoppin' is playing with.
Let's see. Let's see stoppin' steam, dude.
You could genetically create a cross between any two R6 fighters.
This guy just...
Uh, Loira?
Loira.
Loira.
Loira.
Loira.
Loira.
Loira.
Loira.
Okay, I'm gonna be honest the second one was a repellent
Laura brother. This is the oldest trick in the book
Listen to me. I've died to more self-cooked grenades than anybody
Never trust a grenade bro. Look cross between any bro
What Laura did here was he tried to bank it off of the door frame have it slip underneath the door and then he was gonna run
through the side because it was gonna blow up but
Grenades have the weirdest bounce in rolled animations ever
Laura the fact you position yourself that close to a grenade and a three million dollar SI pisses me right off
That pisses me right off
Cuz you're just you're just hoping that like the 70% chance works
30% of the time you died at this grenade. I'm not even kidding you are six players
30% of the time you died at this grenade because like the it's just the grenade can roll in different directions
We got to wake up
Stream faster
Stream faster. I will stream at whatever fucking paste I want
Is that understood? I will stream at whatever fucking paste I want
I hit grand champion today. Wait, how about you hit grand champion?
Let's get it. Let's get it. Chat. No, let's get a congratulations to the chat for have us.
You see, I was having a good day until I saw you were live.
Zagi, I'm live every day. So do you have a bad day every day? Zagi, again, that's just hateful. That's just hate.
God's gonna get congratulations to Hibisprud and Grand Champion.
Hibisprud, did you get a boosted?
Somebody said boosted.
Someone said boosted.
Yo chat, I'm gonna say this right here right now.
Hot take in Rocket League.
The only way to 100% solidify that you're not boosted is if you can solo to a rank.
I'll say it, I'll say it again.
I'll say it again. If you can solo to a rank in 1v1s, solo in 2s, solo in 3s, then you
deserve that rank. If you can't solo to a rank row, you don't deserve that rank. Period.
Period. Period. Period. Wait, musty made a video? Somebody said react to musty video.
Let's see. React to musty video. I-I-I...
Musty.
Oh, I see right.
Is Zen.
Yo, okay. Whoa!
Whoa!
Wait, the name of the video is...
How Jinxie Saved Rocket League.
Wait, what?
Hey gamer, this is Zen.
That's why he regarded as the world's best Rock-A-League player and in all of musty's intros does he say hey gamer
I kind of like that. This is Jinxie. He's really popular when he's only played Rock-A-League for around 10 hours
Why did that music start playing?
When he said and here is Jinxie. Why did that music start playing? I would have to move my camera bottom right
No, like let's do it eventually. Jack, did we notice that?
Look at the intro he gave Zen. No seriously notice it notice it. Hey gamer
This is Zen, a player that's wise as-
Zen gets like some dubstep intro with like a flame exploding, and then this is my intro.
...regarded as the world's best Rock-A-League player.
And this is Jinxie. He's really-
Okay, noted. That's like the SpongeBob sad music. Noted!
...popular when he's only played Rock-A-League for around 10 hours.
Super funny.
Rock-A-League is debatably the game with the highest skill gap.
It takes tens of-
I agree. I- look, I'm just gonna come out and say it.
But if you think Fortnite has a higher skill gap than Rocket League, let me destroy your
argument right there.
In Fortnite, you can be better than somebody, but if you have worse ping than them, they're
just gonna shit on you.
Rocket League is probably, undeniably, the highest skill game I've ever seen in my entire
life.
I cannot name a singular video game that requires more skill than Rocket League.
I'm not trolling.
Thousands of hours to make it to the top.
If these two played against each other, Jinxie statistically cannot score.
In fact, nearly everyone thinks that Zen can score 500 goals straight before Jinxie even
gets one.
But I'm sure as you know, the impossible, be happened.
Ora!
Ora!
Ora!
Ora!
Ora!
But how did we get in this situation in the first place?
Why is Jinxie even playing Rocket League?
And why is Rocket League...
Yeah, why did I start playing this game?
I'm addicted to it, but I don't know why I started playing Rocket League.
all of a sudden becoming popular.
Okay so everything started about six months ago when I shot Jinxsy a message.
He was one of 100 content creators or celebrities I messaged.
I'd have not seen this for like ever.
She would play Rocket League with me and he actually did English wrong.
So in August 25th I said stop Jinxsy planning to do the crazy Rocket League video where I
won V1U.
First 200 goals, you get a 99 lead and you just need to score one.
Obviously, I wanted to make it as easy as possible for him,
and I told him I would set everything up,
but take an hour.
I can do it any time, if it's available.
I thought this concept would be really good
against Jinxie in particular,
because some of the other people I reached out to,
I wanted to do other things like coaching,
or just playing twos with them.
But for Jinxie, I thought this would be a good challenge,
and unfortunately, I got left on red.
Bro, wait, whoa, whoa, maybe,
no, I don't think I did, I don't think I did.
Because I think when he sent me that DM, I wasn't playing Rocket League yet.
I think that's what happened.
When he sent me that DM, I was not playing Rocket League yet, dude.
No, chat, it's not LA ego.
Guys, let me explain.
When he sent me that DM, I never even played Rocket League, okay?
So I ended up scrapping the idea with VingCy and ended up doing a similar concept
where I won V1 to every Rocket League ranked with a 99 goalie.
That video will be right here, by the way, if you want to check it out.
At the time, Jinxsy had never played Rocket League, he was really big into Siege, as you guys know,
and especially Clash Royale. But over those six months, apparently Siege had a lot of cheaters,
a big hacking issue, and Clash Royale came out with a really bad update.
Dude, even Musty knows about the lore? Bro, oh my god.
So Jinxsy is stuck being one of the biggest streamers in the world with no game to play.
And he asked the world what game he should revive next.
comment what game we should yes but the thing is bro um I don't what game won
this poll I don't even remember revive next whatever gets the most likes is our
next revival he played a few other games over the course of a month but
eventually he picked up rockin for the very first time and that is the day he
messaged me live on stream and see I wasn't gonna play musty if I never
played Rockin' League, but then I answered his DM, because I'm like, oh wait, I actually
like this game.
50,000 people or so, Jinxie asks his viewers who are the biggest Rockin' League creators
or pros.
Obviously, my name was mentioned because of you guys, so he looked me up on Twitter,
and he finally messaged the guy saying, yo, Musty, wanna play Rockin' League in each
minute.
Of course, I was down, but I told him I wanna one-v-one him.
I wanna do the initial challenge, it would blow up, it would be the best Rockin' League
content ever, and to my surprise, he actually agreed.
Musty said Saturday the 10th.
I love it out of the chat like someone said vape calls.
Yeah, fuck it, let's do it.
Saturday the 10th, 7 p.m.
This is when I was sick, I remember this, oh my God.
So much lore in this video, what a well-made video.
He messaged me back on a random Tuesday
and it completely caught me off guard,
but I posted that clip to TikTok and went to bed.
When I woke up, the TikTok post had three million views.
Wow!
And over 300,000 lines.
For me, by the way, that is crazy, nearly unheard of.
And Jinxie tells me he wants to play next Tuesday, leaving me about three days to prep.
And within those three days, Jinxie gets coaching from Squishy.
Yes!
Yes!
Yes!
Yes!
Yes!
Yes!
I'm gonna hit it right now.
Yes!
Hookshot!
That's a good demo.
It's about 5 or 10 hours of playtime.
But I was also training as well.
I found random golds and plaques from my discord and I gave them a 99 gold lead and made them match 1st to 100 to see if I could do it.
Jinxy at the time was probably bronze or silver, so I wanted to play against people-
Ah, ah, ah, ah, hey dude!
Chat! Have I ever been bronze skilled? Y'all can be ours!
Y'all can be ours! I trust y'all's opinion, cause y'all are better than me.
Yes! 100%? Yes!
Can we not do all caps, please?
Still are, maybe worse.
I regret even asking!
Well, that were a little higher rank to make it even harder,
and I won pretty much all of those play tests very easily.
Anytime I got close to losing during the play test,
it's because I would overcommit doing a speed flip kickoff
using all of my boots, landing in the opponent's hat.
So I actually talked with a Rocket League coach,
and we both thought me driving up to the ball,
going for a single jump, and wave dashing
would be the best kickoff I could do,
going into the challenge.
Wait, well, I didn't even know that.
He strategized the whole kickoff.
I didn't even know that.
By the way, the match ended up getting postponed
because Jinxie had the flu.
So he rescheduled the match later that week,
but I already had a trip to Miami plans.
So I shipped my entire setup to Miami
just to do the match against Jinxie.
I did everything I could to prep for the match.
Jinxie called me.
Of course, I was a little nervous,
but I really thought I would win.
Here's the first kickoff.
When he said he would score first play,
I got a little nervous
He actually won the first kickoff, which is not ideal.
Of course I score once I got possession of the ball.
That's time for the second kickoff.
He starts talking about the bikini bottom goal explosion.
I do the kickoff that had worked hundreds of times prior
and he literally scores on me on the second goal.
I'm sure you guys wondering how I felt in that moment.
I actually felt horrible.
I didn't know how to.
Dude, this was bad, bro.
If you were in the stream, like, the entire two minutes after this was bad, bro.
I didn't even plan for that outcome in my head.
So I just sat there for about five minutes and literally said nothing.
I didn't have JinxyStream pulled off, but obviously he was really hyped,
and I didn't even realize it, but there was like 200,000 people watching at the same time.
Definitely not the highlight of my career, I say no.
And then kind of out of sympathy, Jinxy was like,
hey, let's redo the match and see how it goes.
Yeah, I was...
During that second match, I actually did win the challenge by getting 100 goals before he could get one with a few close calls.
Now, I uploaded that.
It's like, isn't this crazy? Because he was able to get the 100 goals, bro. It's just like, and by the way, I was still trying my balls off in the second 100 games.
But like, I don't know, bro. It's just the same thing happened against Zen.
We played, I scored on like the ninth goal, then we played again. Got 100 goals, then I scored.
for a video right here if you want to see it.
After the whole thing, I didn't really know how to feel
because I lost really bad.
That's the video that went all over social media.
Then I won the challenge.
So I was like, whatever,
I'll just stay on social media for a few days.
But a few days later,
Jinxie announced that he wanted to do the same challenge
even crazier against today.
Boom, this is locked, all right?
This is not even a major.
Dude, this is happening.
This was crazy too.
Too bad.
The musty one was so insane
because it was literally the second goal.
Like literally the second goal, what are the odds of that bro?
He has to eat tomorrow, I'm playing Zen in Rocket League.
Jinxy would get a 499 goal lead versus Zen,
who's arguably the best Rocket League pro right.
Zen has to score 500 straight while Jinxy has to score one,
making his challenge five times harder than mine.
So I actually didn't hear about this later first hand.
My buddy Wes told me about it.
Wes and most other people think that
Zen is gonna clearly win.
I mean, he's one of the top Rocket League pros.
But as someone who has done the same type of challenge against Jinxy, I do think he can get one lucky goal.
So I bought West's plane ticket to my house, but what he doesn't know is we're about to do a wager on this life.
And hopefully I'm gonna prove him wrong.
Wait, what?
Happens in about two hours.
Alright, West just got here. Let's go tell him why we truly flew him down here.
Yo, yo, yo, yo, what's up man?
How are you doing man? It's hot down here.
Wait, they actually fatted on it?
Okay, I got two things I wanna ask.
What?
One, why are you filming me?
And two, why did you leave me out for five minutes?
So I was filming at the intro of the video.
Do you have any idea why you're here?
I kind of, okay, so I've been thinking about it.
I had a pretty hefty flight.
I feel like it's something to do with the Jinxie Zen,
won't be one.
Does that literally happen at night?
Yes, it's happened at tonight
and I as your best friend, right?
I wanted to watch it together
and maybe put some money on it
because we clearly have differing opinions
on what's gonna happen.
Bro, I think I could explain this perfect, dude.
I did not, bro, I did not know how big the skill gap
in the game was until we did that seven verse one
with Reynolds, bro.
Cause bro, I think in a 1v1, it doesn't matter
how good somebody is.
Obviously, if Zen gets possession of the ball
or if Musty gets possession of the ball,
they're gonna score every time.
But the kickoff is the only thing in Rocket League
that is pretty random.
You just like, there's going to be some absolute chud in the comments.
That's like, well, it's not if, if I go to the right and you go to the left, then it's
going to do this.
And if I go over the ball and you go under the ball, bro, Zen, when we get close to the
ball, Zen can't even see my car.
He doesn't know if I'm going right, left, whatever, but they can have these predetermined
plans.
But bro, the kickoff in Rocket League is probably the only thing that I think is random.
after that is just raw skill, raw positioning, raw dribbling, everything.
So, how much money are you willing to put on Zen himself?
I know, I know Zen's going.
Okay, then how much money are you willing to put on?
I'm going to put like a whole $500 on it.
Let's bump it up to a thousand, because I think Jinx is taking this very easily.
Alright, money bags.
Look at his car.
This is the guy that wants to...
Wait, you drive a smart car.
Yeah, it is, bro.
You try to force time limit g3rs
Yes, bro, let's do it
Yes
What do you mean? No, like this is like it's like a real video
No, I flew you down here to film the wager. I'm glad you agreed to it
You see
All right there outside like in the yard
Sir, I mean there's bushes out there. I think there's a tarp or something in the bushes
How's they do like 90% of the chat saying he's not gonna let this kickoff is different
He got one lucky kickoff. Yo, did you hear what must he said his kickoff is different?
He didn't even anything but all he needs one lucky kickoff this 5,000 or 10,000 is you've got a hundred kickoff straight
You don't think Zin can get 500 but you think your post is gonna enter something
I'm closer to Zen's level than I am to Vixen's level, look at that.
Nice. That is not true.
What? That's not true.
You don't think I'm closer to Zen's level than JZ?
No.
Yo, Zen, what is up, bro?
Yo, by the way, Zen was fun to stream with, dude.
I want to stream with him again, dude. Zen is funny as hell.
I got it. He's talking to Zen.
How are you?
Um, I'm confident, bro. Like Zen, I'm a beyonder, bro.
Yeah, I'm in.
Yeah, are you confident bro? Like he actually didn't speak English that bad.
Also this Vainy Digg guy right here, this guy right here, I've seen your club invites
for probably the entire month now. I don't know if this has like clicked in your head yet.
Vainy Digg, I'm not joining your club. Like brother, this guy, go to any Rocket League stream I've ever done.
You're gonna see about 25 club invites from this guy every hour on the album.
They need that. I'm not joining your club, bro. Kick rocks.
Okay, starting up. Let's go.
Where's that? Genki's scored. Zen's not even playing. Score, it's good score.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh, oh, oh, oh.
You think he's gonna score on Zen? He can't even score an open net.
Okay, well...
Zen, whoa! Whoa!
Whoa! I could have, hey, I could have scored that if I wanted to.
He wasn't even in the match.
Okay, okay, okay, okay. I thought he was gonna seize the opportunity.
All right, this is easy. This is the easiest thousand dollars. This is the easiest one thousand dollars of my life.
Let's go time. Let's go, Jax. Come on. First goal.
I wonder what- Yeah, this kickoff is so good. This is the first one.
That's just the first one. Okay.
I wonder what they're gonna do when like they like we switch to EU.
Cause Zen did do way better on EU.
Nah, Nah, he basically has no chance. I'm not gonna lie.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Like
Okay, you see that you're okay, you're not scoring
Okay, wait, that one that one wasn't horrible. I don't like you lost that one
It could
on the kickoff right here right here
eight goals eight eight again then let's go like dude I don't know if I'm just
the luckiest guy ever dude but chat bro bro I don't know I legit I don't know
there's a single person who can get a hundred goals on me first try dead ass I
don't know it's like bro I literally am so lucky I don't know how to explain it
let's go let's go okay but then we did EU and he got like a hundred and nine I
think oh my god
It's in, right? He's quit?
You can't post this, bro.
You can't. You can't post. You cannot post.
Hey, goals! I told you one kickoff.
That's crazy, because I was literally just saying that kickoff.
Oh my god. All it takes is one.
That's lowkey good for you now, because you're PC's in.
Yes, that makes me not seem as bad.
I was getting hundreds of hate comments, and I'm not gonna lie.
I just thought you were good.
Bro, he was getting hate comments?
Yo, dude, come on.
Let's do it you now, let's do it you.
Okay, okay, okay.
Double or nothing?
What do you mean?
Double or nothing?
You give me $2,000.
$2,000?
$2,000 or $4?
You bet on the second game, you're doing the eating server now.
If you see wins, I'll give you $2,000.
But if the same wins, I give you $5,000.
So we're just doubling it.
Come on, come on, double or nothing, double or nothing, double or nothing.
Okay, that's not double.
Do this one EU, okay?
EU.
They definitely got an EU server, though.
Right.
I feel like he, I mean, I'm not as confident on him playing on EU servers, but...
So now you're not confident.
You're so confident before...
Listen, listen, listen, I'm not...
Well, because when we were on EU, Zen was like 20 and I was like 110.
But it was the same exact thing when he was on NA, you know?
I was confident, but I am confident enough to do double or double.
Let's go!
Give me $2,000 if JX wins again. I'll give you $2,000. I'm so I'm so calm
Yeah
The thing is bro like 500 goals is
A lot dude like I don't think I ever do that again cuz like
One kick off and 500 goals come on
But, I'm still waiting bro for the day where somebody can 100 owe me first try.
I'm still waiting.
I don't know if it's ever gonna happen chat, because I'm only gonna get better, that's
the thing.
But I don't know if it even matters though, because it's like, even if I get better, like
I'm still not gonna be able to even touch the ball when like, Sam has it.
You know what I mean?
Chat, you know what I mean?
Yeah, I wanna go back and watch that for Zen's POV, like what if he actually was lagging
really bad?
I think he was. Now you're the one to pick up him.
See look, you just won that kick.
Now he's on his servers, and Zin didn't even,
er, I mean, he didn't even get to the ball.
How did he get to the ball?
That was like, I doubted the ball.
Imagine he scores in like one minute a game.
That would literally be insane.
That's not.
On my rematch, I beat Jinxie 100-0.
Oh, my rematch this, my rematch that.
This is Zin.
So if you, if you can be, this is my thought process.
Maybe I'm dumb for thinking this, but if you can beat
Genji 100 Zero, which you did on your second attempt,
I suppose the...
Surely Zen can beat Genji.
But on EU servers?
Like I was saying, Zen is 1.2 times better than this.
And oh, oh, no, he's not...
Yeah, yeah, this is a game.
So, so, Zen will get to...
Ah, I don't know.
Bro, Zen might be like,
Check, how much better is Zen than Musty legitimately?
Because Musty is a 7 times SSL player.
How much better is Zen than Musty?
Actually, like legitimately.
Two times, three times.
I was going to say three times, and don't get me wrong, Musty is insane, but I was
going to say three times better, probably.
Okay, would two musties be able to beat Zen in a 1v2?
Probably not.
I don't know.
It's not possible to do because you physically can't clone somebody.
But chat, would two musties be able to beat Zen in a 2v1?
Not 100-0, just a regular game. Regular game. I think Zen's probably winning that, bro.
Bro, that is so good, but I don't know, I don't know.
120 goals, because bro, it's like musty, for example, is SSL skill level, and then there's
pro level, but then there's top pro level.
And bro, I was asking squishy about it, he said the gap between top pro and pro is like
gigantic.
and mess up a kickoff and jigsie's comments be nice to be nice to much he's
doing well just be be nice to you you are you're saying absolutely and then
jigsie want to kickoff I keep forgetting that everyone whoa oh oh my god oh my god
oh my god I was never scoring that though because then I had an angle I was
never broke the other bad score kickoff was if their car literally gets hung up
I'm telling you that he's gonna slip up one time. It shows me like this game
She's so good. Okay. That's good. He's not bad. He needs to do that and like bump his end or something
Yeah, that's what I was gonna say and he looked and he put he could have a chance. Yeah, that's your goat doing that
That's your goat. I'm not oh
Oh my god, that was okay. That was his first semi attack and not a kickoff
He's not even getting it on target though.
Okay, out of this hole first, has Jinxy put one on target?
No.
He's had like, no.
I remember this vividly.
No.
No, I didn't get to shoot.
Brother, brother, let me explain what it's like to 1v1 stand as a Silver 3 player at the time, or maybe I was Gold 1.
I don't ever touch the ball.
I don't ever get near the ball.
If I do touch the ball, he immediately intercepts it.
He's flying through the sky the entire game.
I can't fly through the sky.
I'm not that good.
I can't even get close to him.
So yeah, that's what it's like.
It's like getting shoved into a locker repetitively.
But the kickoffs is the only chance racket score.
You on an A that rebounds off the wall and goes in.
Jinxies have like two shots on target, one to kickoff
and one to kickoff.
Also, another thing about Zen, if he gets the ball,
he can actually score at any point of the field instantly.
Especially in ones and when my defense is terrible,
he can get a shot on target instantly at any,
at any point in time at any part of the field.
That little turbo he just did, I got to the side.
Every time,
makes sense to pick up a high-skip, a warm,
you know, a warm fuzzy feeling.
Yeah, you probably get, you probably get some like this.
I'll do it.
You'll do it, huh?
Well, now I'm cheering for games.
It's like, you don't understand how good it'll,
Oh, okay, he has airbrushed.
Yeah, and he didn't waste all his deers.
I'm not gonna tell you, Zen is playing, like he's good, but he's playing flashy, he's playing aggro.
Like, it's gonna work 99 times out of 100, right?
He's not gonna be composed enough to play safe.
I will say, like, he's playing very aggressive.
Look at that shot.
He's gonna ask me like two months ago who would win first to 100 goals if the champ had a 99 goal lead against Zen.
I probably would have backed Zen.
Now, I don't think I'd back Zen.
I'm not even kidding, I think King C has like a tamp level of big eyes.
Now here's the interesting thing I've thought of.
Wait, what did Masi just say?
I'm not even kidding.
I think King C has like a tamp level of big eyes.
Bro, but I don't, the thing is I don't speedflip.
on my speed flip, I get disoriented. I just boost and then flip. That's all I do. I go boost, boost,
flip. All I do. But like, okay, this is where it gets interesting. Because I think in 1v1s,
I could score on basically anybody if I get a lucky kickoff. We've seen that twice now.
I do think in 2v2s, it's literally not even pop. Like, if I was in a team with like,
Let's say like me and another streamer, like me and Ron, me and XQC, and we played against two pros,
because there's two of them, I legitimately don't think we would ever score. Like I,
I think they would always have somebody in that. Like there is no winning a kickoff in a two's where
I can score. You know what I'm saying? Like I think in a 2v2 it's legitimately not possible.
He's like a silver man, right?
His kickoff is actually like, they say.
That's probably like...
Yeah.
Yeah.
Is this just solid?
Like, look how he just created a wall in front of the wall.
I know, and it's like...
There's like one in every like six kickoffs is going in Zem's path.
This is an argument.
That's the best one.
Bro, I ended up winning on a kickoff.
Just straight in his neck
Yeah, you was definitely harder
Space every time he's literally crying if you like something dude
I'm gonna be honest at a hundred goals. I thought I was cooked like on EU like I did literally
Literally, when he reached out to her goals, I was like, okay, I'm actually probably not
going to score.
Literally, right.
That's, that's the goal.
I remember, yeah, this was the goal.
And it's insane.
It should happen every time.
Oh my God.
I told you!
Left wall ricochet!
Bro, I, I hit it with my ass.
Look at that face.
Like, look at my face, dude.
Dude, I hit it with my ass of my car, Jack.
Do you see that?
I hit it with the ass of my car
and I literally got,
I was obviously not planning this at all.
What I was trying to do though
is whatever side of the ball Zen was on,
I was always trying to go to the other side
because I noticed when I would go to the same side as Zen,
he would pass it around me
because he would get to the ball before I did.
So whatever, that was my plan.
Whatever side he went to, I would go to the other one
because when we went on the same side,
Zen speedflip so fast it would beat me to the ball.
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh!
Left Warwick a shame!
I literally called it the entire match.
Jinxy leaves the match.
He says no more rematch.
And I think Yomi, Yomi $2,000, I think.
I'm checking Twitter.
This can't be real.
This is going to be so viral.
And this is insane.
Dude, I'm tweeting right now.
I've seen everyone's ever new player.
In 1v1 Rocket League, all that I proved, bro, in 1v1 Rocket League, anyone could score on anyone.
Now, in twos, I don't think it's possible because they would always have somebody back on defense.
And bro, if you've seen pros defending, they save every shot, bro.
They save, the only people that could score on pros in threes is other pros, like legitimately.
Bro, if we had three SSLs versus three golds, doesn't even have to be pros.
3 SSLs vs 3 goals, the SSLs with 100 to 0, I would stake my life on it.
So every new player is going to pick up Rocket League the first time.
But that would be fun to try.
Wait, we get 3 streamers vs 3 pros, like it would be fun to try.
Which helps all of us.
You messaged Zin instead of you would pay him if GenC scores.
So you might be honest right now.
You messaged Zin instead of GenC if you got GenC's score, because how only are you going to win $2,000 again?
against me also it's gonna make you look better that's it's so obvious i just
felt sad it's so obvious it's he got it okay
see our last messages i told him he can come to the party
and then he said that this he needs to bring his bodyguards and i told him
he could bring one bodyguard he can't go past the past in the venue holy
aura and then he came to bosson and he brought like
five bodyguards this is not a joke that is like 14 15 years old
I'm just five bodyguards. That's our line.
Holy Aura.
Okay, fine, you win. Fair play.
Honestly, not fair play to you, but I'll give Jinxie props.
I'll give Jinxie props.
Statistically, this should not have happened.
Jinxie completely defied the odds.
Pretty much everyone was not on his side.
He played me, beat me in two goals on a kickoff,
and he beat the world's best Rocket League player
within one minute of the match.
Rocket League is a very hard game with a very high skill ceiling.
and the fact that that happened twice is gonna make new players think this game is easier than it actually is.
Statistically, this doesn't make any sense, but Jinxie is Jinxie.
The Jinxie effect is entirely real, and in fact, Rocket League tweeted that there's more than 900,000 of you to play Rocket League at the same exact time.
And a day later, there was over a million concurrent players.
Dude, that is fucking crazy.
Next, by the way, there has not been that many players playing Rocket League since 2020 when the game just went free to play.
So if you're one of those new players, or you're playing Rocket League for the first time in a very long time,
comment the cheese emoji.
I certainly didn't expect Rocket League to have this good of a start in 2026.
So thank you guys so much for blowing this game up once again.
Thanks for watching the video.
And comment what video I should do next with Jinxy or any of these big creators.
I'm very excited to hear your thoughts.
Dude, we should do a video where we grab each other's penises, dude.
I'm telling you.
You guys enjoyed the video?
Yeah, how was it, Musty?
Oh, it was a stay musty.
chat I'm not gonna lie bro very good video very very good video very good
video chat he's not 11 must be it's not 11 now here's but he's not 12 he's not
12 bro must be like 30 dude must be like 30 um but chat what I'm saying is good
what I'm saying is this bro I think in a 1v1s I legitimately think in 1v1
Rocket League, anybody can score on anybody.
The thing is though, they did 100 Omi the second time.
I really don't know.
Bro, wouldn't it be crazy if the alternative reality is like,
musty 100 Omi, and then I never even place in?
Because I only played Zen because I scored on musty.
It is because they showed the capability of being able to score 100.
But it was just the first try.
They couldn't do it.
They needed a second try.
But yeah, Jack, I think a good idea,
legitimately is we get like two streamers versus two pros or like SSL
creators or youtubers or whatever. 2v2 could be interesting.
Threes, there's no chance. There's literally no chance. Golds, I legitimately
think if three golds played three SSLs, the golds would never even have an actual
shot on net that actually has a chance of score. Because SSLs fly. Like you guys
Let's see when we do it all the time.
Either just flying this guy.
Two's could be interesting though.
Jack, who should I, like if we do do a 2v2
and it's 99-0, who should I team up with
and who should we play against?
Who should we play against?
Who should I team up with?
1v1 Vyze, Xan and Vati,
Ron, Jinch, Vyze,
Yeah
Yeah, why would I want to be one vice bro vice is gonna kick the shit out of me, dude
Your ugly as shit appreciate that bro. Thank you, man. Appreciate it, dude
Carter
Yeah, I don't know that's a good idea that is a good idea
Yeah, if I want you wanna you ask me to one of us
I'm going to get the shit kicked out of me, bro.
I'm going to get the shit kicked out of me, dude.
All right, guys, let's hit platinum.
Shall we?
them. Shall we? Oh, child, we're paying for a kite tonight. Jack, I don't think he's
ever played. I know I'm going to be the first person to pull off a 100. Oh, Jack, trust.
I'm gonna be yo listen
Chat, what do I do to not allow Rekai to score?
He's he's never played the game
Max had some rent
Rekai has never played the game. What do I do to not allow him to score legitimately?
He'll scam you I don't think we're gonna wager I heard Rekai scammed Rob
Get a coach don't ball chase
You're playing briquette tonight at 7 p.m. Tonight at 7 p.m. It's two hours
Check out a color girlfriend I
Gotta call my girlfriend brothers. Let's get back shall we?
Chepcha! Yo, baby.
What's up?
Last night was amazing.
Yeah, you were pretty good yourself.
Sorry, sorry, I was just selecting a match.
I'm about to play Rocket League right now, I'm about to get some lans, could you maybe
coach me?
Hello?
Excuse me?
Wait, did you?
Hey, babe, can you hear me?
Hey!
Babe, can you hear me?
Hey
I'm playing Rocket League. I'm about to hit platinum
I'm playing Rocket League about it
Did you have fun last night?
Tell me or should I just guess
You were there, no?
I mean, yeah, I was, but I like hearing you say it.
Uh, cool. No, no, no, I was like, no, I'm just, I'm playing rock-a-doodle right now.
I'm not really like, I'm not ripped up yet.
Oh, you're in focus mode.
Well, try not to imagine me sitting on your lap while you're driving those cars.
Okay, I w-
Well, ah, okay, and now I'm imagining it, uh, yes, it's set back.
That's the point.
Now go get platinum. I'll be right here.
I'm waiting.
Okay, what happens if I get platinum? Great challenge.
If you get one, I'll let you pick the next position.
Go, you stand up, come on.
BANG!
GO!
GO!
Outta boy.
You're reeling my beast mode.
All that focus.
I like a man who knows what he wants.
Thank you.
Thank you, thank you.
um so yeah i'ma get i'ma get i'ma get flat i'ma get flat right now
babe
do it i'm timing you wait over the middle pass it
give me that stuff no
take the open net go
no it's not open yet it's not open all right great defense great d great d
me. That's why I'm black when you get serious like that. Just don't fumble the last push.
Wait, how are you black? I'm just playing hockey.
Because I'm already thinking about what I'm going to do to you after you get black now.
No, fuck, fuck, they scored, they scored, they scored, dude, they scored, babe, I don't
know if I'm going to get glad them anymore.
Hey, focus, one goal at a time, reset, you're two goals away, you got this, and even if
If you don't, I'll still reward you for trying so hard.
Okay.
Wait, is he AFK?
Probably just buffering.
These longies will be like that.
If he's in 10 seconds, I'll kick his ass out.
Okay.
Okay, okay, okay.
I'm trying to win, I'm locked in.
If I get locked tonight, like, wait, what did you say?
So, even if I, man...
Wait, over the metal, past over the metal?
That's it. Nice flight. You're building a limit. God, I love watching you cry. Makes me want to be your paddle.
Yeah! Kick it away! Now, guys!
I just got this good defense right there, babe. Babe, I just had the best save ever.
That's my man. Nothing gets me hotter than you to join the pipes.
Wait, it gets you hotter?
Yeah, like, imagine my chest pressed against your back while you're making that save.
The way your whole body tenses up right before the impact.
Just being instantly turned on.
Hooks out the goal! Get in there! Get in the goal! Get in the goal!
Yes! That was 6th out. We're so fucking close. One more. Keep that energy up.
Okay, one more gold, okay.
One more, okay.
One more.
Hey, one more gold, and then what?
It's 2-1, I'm winning already.
Then off.
Two.
Two more points.
You've got a full pay, shut up.
Just keep focused.
I'm already naked on your bed.
Waiting for you to come finish the job.
So, one more gold, and then what?
One more gold.
I don't drop to my knees the second you walk in the group.
Chad, I'm not- I'm not standing up right now, Chad.
I'm not standing up.
I know, but when you do, I want your hand still.
First thing I'm doing is sliding between your thighs.
No talking.
Just eye contact.
Then, but hey, focus.
You're left one foot away from getting wrecked in a good way
Now turn on your game take a deep breath and come here. I've been ready
Wait, wait, wait, hold up now I scored now
I'm a legend. Dora locked. Lights off. Just walk in and take with yours. I'll get all fours, like I promised. Don't make me wait too long.
But I'm not even inside them yet. I just ranked out the goal.
Still cold? Well, both know how long it'll take to get from Gold to Plot. Might as well make use of the time. Come sit on my face till you finally hit a turn deal.
No, I'm not gonna sit on your face right now. I have to get flat.
Why? I have to get flat before I sit on your face.
Wait, no. Wait, no, no. I'm not sitting... No, no, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
I'm not sitting on your face.
You really struggle with face, they're not. I'm just messing with you.
But now that you're disinvested, I might actually let you, not after you get flat on them,
After I make you think it, after I make you think, that you have to promise that you'll scream louder than your fans do when you score.
Okay, um, we need to slow down for a second. I don't want to sit on your face. Go on.
Plaza Peter, I don't want to sit on your face.
Relax, Tiger. I was joking.
Well, 80% joking. Thank you.
So wait, after, okay, uh-uh, slow down.
So in the next game, after every goal, you remove one piece of clothing.
Yeah, but only if you score. Your goal, your rules. One goal, one layer off. See how many I have on right now? You might want to try to win big.
Okay, so every goal is an article of clothing removed.
And you know what happens when I'm not wearing any.
Okay, um, I'll try my best.
That's what I like to hear.
Don't make me proud.
Alright.
Nice.
And go.
Okay, I, I scored a goal.
I scored a goal.
That's one.
Layer off.
Now I'm down to my panties and shirt.
That's two ghosts, two ghosts, two ghosts.
Off goes the shirt, still standing in my panties, they are soaked, you better not meddle in
the next play.
So what are you wearing right now?
Just my thong and it's leather, wanna know why?
No, yes, no.
Yeah, because every time it's like, I imagine my hips doing the same thing.
I'm talking to you over and over.
You know what else?
I can feel my clits throng.
Y'all, I know who can wait.
Stop.
Stop.
Stop.
Wait.
Stop.
Please.
Please.
Please.
Please.
Stop.
I'm trying to score.
I need to focus.
Okay.
I'm moving a little.
Shh.
No more words.
Just watch the ball.
Breathe.
Feel your hands on the controller like they're on my hips.
Tight.
Firm.
Determined.
If you can stay that calm right now.
You can promise I'll let you do whatever the fuck you want to do when you walk in.
I want to know when you walk in.
Alright, alright, alright.
Alright, alright, alright. Let me focus on the score.
I'm right here. Watching everything.
Catching nothing, but feeling everything.
Don't look back. Just score.
Goal! No! No!
I almost scored!
Oh, I'm getting edged!
So close. I can take the net stretch.
My thigh is tensed up.
I almost did it. Fuck. Do that again.
But this time, don't stop until you see the explosion.
The explosion in my bag or my pants?
But, open first. You get to pick which one opens first.
No. No. No.
No, I missed the ball.
Now well, accidents happen.
You can miss a hundred more, but you better not miss one I've begged over in front of
you.
That is non-negotiable.
Oh, my God!
Ah!
I can't focus.
Hold up!
Did you just score?
Hold up!
I'm just gonna go back to the room and get some rest.
Alright, alright, come on, wake up, wake up, wake up.
Just leave the one.
Wake up, wake up, wake up.
Yeah, wake up, wake up, wake up, wake up.
Fuck, yes you can.
Yeah, wake up, wake up.
I'm gonna just hear your heartbeat.
Don't joke.
Don't think.
Just finish.
Like I plan on finishing you.
I'm gonna just hear your heartbeat.
mission you go not so that's all I need to be here go over 90
upper 90 just like I'll scream you put your top up night up the lips hurry the
fuck up and rank up so we can skip straight to the celebration
Yes, yes, wait, wait, wait, no, yes, no, hold on, hold on, let me talk this really quick,
right?
Take your time, I'm touching myself real slow.
Stop!
I'm finishing this.
Stop!
Yo, I can't!
Okay.
Okay, who laughs?
I'm waiting again, you are king, you are rules.
No more chasing, til you give me the great light.
Yeah, we're losing five to two.
They're literally scoring on us instantly.
We can come back, come on.
That's right, you're one come back away from blood.
Imagine my pussy that tight.
Oh, get it on!
No!
No!
No!
No, I'm hanging up.
I'm hanging up.
I'm hanging up.
I'm hanging up.
No!
No!
No!
No!
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, I need to come back to him.
Okay, what is the song I can come back to?
I understand that the rest done for me
Sticks do come back
So I don't care, I'm stopping at all
I want this shit forever, mine, ever, mine, ever, mine
I'll show you shit down in the mall
Jack, give me your son, the blast is gonna come back
And I ain't even planning my talk
I want this shit forever, mine, ever, mine
Last name ever, first name to greatest
The spray ankle boy ain't nothing to play with
Started off local
But thanks to all the haters I know
Chief Fuller Pollots on the first name
They face in your city faded off the ground
Nino, she insists you got more class
We know swimming and the money coming by me
Nimo, if I was at the club you know I'll ball
Kimo, drop the mixers tape
That shit sounding like an album
Who'da thought I'd punch you by two
You know what?
You know what?
Hey! Forfeit the game! Forfeit the game!
I have two goals!
And they have SEVEN!
Who is Alex?
Who the fuck is Alex?
Is there a bot on my team?
Because I swear to God, I will quit this fucking game!
There's a bot!
There has to be a bot. There has to be a bot. There has to be a bot.
Nevermind.
Nevermind.
Mom.
Mom.
Mom.
What's the app called so I can avoid it?
Yeah.
Okay.
Bro, like I can't win with her whispering in my ear.
I do not play good when I have a boner.
No matter what.
Check!
Give me a good Sombra quest please.
Give me a good Sombra quest guys.
What is like a fire soul?
It looks like a fire song.
Yep, alright. Got it, got it, got it.
Got it.
Now we're watching!
Let's get random right now!
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Hey, that's not a gold brother. I've seen a lot of the golds
That no that is not a goal. I've seen a lot of gold
That is not a goal. No chance
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Don't be mad at your girl, love you.
Don't be mad at your girl, love you.
Stop my phone.
Wait.
Stop my phone.
I'm just filming.
Your girl love me, but I love you.
Film me.
So baby, I...
Baby, don't cry.
I won't die.
Alright, that's not a gold. I'm sorry to be the bearer of bad news. If that's a gold,
I landed on the fucking moon. Yes! That's not a gold!
Somebody in the chat said, Tadusol, welcome to the mod spot.
Yeah, try not to cry out in this song.
Try not to cry in this one.
No, I'm not talking.
Oh
And that he gave a tip for the righties
Good day, good day
He would let you please
Through all the things he said
To be, to be your role
To kiss me often now
And I'd be like a tailor
When you can't say
It's not me, what's wrong with me, it's all right.
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We got this dog here, Mom.
Thanks, sir.
Hey, man.
That's for some reason.
Hi, ain't thinking high.
Well, maybe a little, baby.
I don't want to lie.
I know when you text me, girl, I don't always reply.
Well, you're not an angel either.
You can't even fly.
Hi, notice, you think that you know shit.
Audition is coming down.
We all end up with those that they can't see the vision.
Boy, they must be out of focus.
That's the real hot out, mommy out, but they're roadin'
Oh shit, oh, dang, you're playin' with me
Bro, this is a dude that I should party up with
This is a good teammate
Unless he's a Smurf, Chad, is he a Smurf?
Is he a Smurf?
Penguin's go, hey, oh, he sellin' clowns that are out in the bright, suck his soul, hey
This is not the album, these are just a though, hey
This shit's still so cold, ain't the doctors gon' be a motherfucker
Nice, Smurf, hey
We're not, hey, we're not teamin' up with a Smurf
brother there's not a single goal that's doing this i'm so
he's smurfing his balls off literally
hey boy he's good and he knows it he else said he shows it i just like the rose and if i shoot
it it goes in i'm in college just coasting and get on so everything he coasts there's i gotta
sell me with opera i'd say i'm like yo this guy might actually be ssl dude this guy might actually
PSS out he scores instantly better better this guy might be SSL literally
My wife, ain't the means forever ever order nevermind
Oh, I wanna hostile, if I'm a little liar
A girlie I can get, cause she don't get to many likes
A girly add, a cutie I can turn into my wife
Ain't the means forever ever order nevermind
Oh, I wanna hostile to my little life
I spy, I spy with my little lie
Oh, I wanna hostile to my little lies
I spy, I spy with my little lie
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I'm in this play with my niggas on occasion
Fucking fine spud, baby, bitch, we making
20 seasons of the vibes that you're caving
Yeah, hide in my eyes when you're hazing
You're a seven-fucking-smake skin
Your niggas don't even want to lie to this naked
Making my people be crying for a hero
But if they got drive, I don't try to be no hero
Yeah, love, man.
Bones are in my home.
Hmm.
This shit ain't no joke.
Hmm.
This shit can't close the wall.
It's burning.
I'm not paging.
When my niggaz in this burn on occasion is burnt.
Yeah.
When my niggaz in this burn on occasion.
Double demo! Double demo! Double demo!
First one ever! First one ever, bitch! First one ever!
He's dead.
He's dead.
He's dead.
I'm about to spread the whole crib at the damn casino looking at this guy
like I'm looking on the queue. I let you waste my time. I could be trying to see.
No, it's a vision. I go where it's now.
30 come back, dude. Come on.
It's my help. They won't get a treat. No different. Why?
I'm trying to play banger.
I'm gonna stop with my gladiator.
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It feels like time, time, time, just for rich and ill
And the dimes, dimes, dimes, hundred dollar bills on my mind
Mind, mind, mind
Mind, mind, mind
Yeah, California, can't you feel okay?
Can't you money fine?
No, how much I need my pay?
All these dollars, so no, how much I need my pay?
Running them vans, oh, hey
Go to Japan, I'm on the way
So, I'm on the way
Merck, if he in the way
Sorry, fuck nigga, I don't pay
He got this money chain he's a brand not the same
He bucks for the money with a heart full of pain
He's got the good these guys go for gold rounds. He's got the good
I just want to get
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if he's gold I don't get if he's gold I don't get it brother there is a
There's no chance that motherfuckers go.
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Got a body, but that does not mean shit to me
Got two on me, got two on me
Like a ass who would want me, get you man
Me and Glock, I know you're instrumentin'
I kill a nigga and it really wants to hurt you
Stop all that flackin shit, you just be on that epic
Shit, no, I ain't with no cap to shave and I ain't no no
Lack of shit, no lack of bitch, you know it ain't no lack of
Bitch, I check in the plug, nigga, like, aye, man, it was wreckin, bitch
I'm two floors up on your knees
I'm two floors up on your knees, yeah
Where I do you want from me, A.I. channel 2 to 3, fucking...
Dude, when I play this game off stream, it is nothing like this. Like, I really want to stress this to y'all.
When I play this game off stream, it is not like this.
Now when he used to be, I'm hot, I'm fine, and I'm happy.
Everyone is a smurf!
Every...
Motherfucker!
Jack, look!
Like, I kidna, everybody is a smurf!
When I play off-stream, it's- I'm getting passed around like a blunt right now, dude!
Seriously!
Go not so way, famo pora!
Hold up.
Okay, this- this kid's smurfing too.
Y'all can say excuses, I really don't give a crap.
It's not-
Bro, look, look, look at him.
Look at him, that's not a gold!
That's not- that's me more!
That's Prime Neymar! That is not a gold player!
Look at this motherfucker! Look at him! That is not a gold!
Speed? Speed type?
Yo, what if this guy type?
Trash ass, I can't say that.
Always losing when I join his stream. Stop making excuses, get better.
Yo, speed! You don't know shit about this game and you made that clear with that sentence.
Speed yo, bro all these guys are swerves speed all of these guys are swerves dude
None of these guys are actually in my rank. They're stream sniping dude like these guys are not real gold
They're not look look look look
Speed is not a goal. It's not a goal. It's me. That's not a goal
hell no look at him
He dribbled off the wall. He's on the ceiling
Jack, I don't know how else to say this, bro.
When I play the game, all stream, it is not like this.
Talk to a woman.
I have a girlfriend, dude.
What are you saying?
I'll talk to a woman right now.
Steve, I'll talk to a woman right now.
I'll talk to a woman right now, Steve.
Yo, babe, just wanted to call you because my opponent in Rocket League said, talk to
a woman.
I just wanted to show off that I had a girlfriend.
Wait, tell him what? Tell him what?
No, no, no. I'm not saying... No.
No, no, no, hey, I'm gonna get banned. I'm gonna get banned. I can't cost say tell me what to say to him
You're not getting
You see go game chat no no y'all are gonna say like a swear or something
Bro, this kid is smirking his ass off, literally.
This kid is smirking his ass off.
Cough.
This kid is smirking his ass off.
Bro, Speed, what are you saying?
L excuses, I'm subbing?
I think he was saying unsubbing.
Bro, Speed, it's not an excuse, bro.
It's a smurf.
You don't know shit about this game.
Bro, Speed, there's a literal, like, champion in my lobby.
He's not supposed to be a...
Look at him!
Speed, look!
That's not a gold, bro! That's not a gold!
Alright, let me call her back really quick. Babe, I just won the game. I just won the game.
I won the game.
I won the game. Hello?
Yes. Now drop the controller. Come to me. I don't even want to wait for you to take off your shoes.
Yo, alright, alright, hold up, but I'm playing Rocket League right now, I can't...
Listen, babe, I'm gonna be honest, you are way too horny. Like, seriously, I'm not even horny that much, only in the nighttime.
So I need you to chill a little bit, you know what I'm saying?
Fine, I'll turn it down a notch, but I swear, you can way horn your after midnight. Like, your voice gets deeper, your breath gets heavy.
That's what I know you're about to lose control. So until then, I'll pay you. If you keep playing chat
This is this is speculation. It's not chat. This is speculation. This isn't really that true
She's Jack. She's lying. I don't
You know, I'm not lying you talk all innocent right now, but you know exactly what happens after morning
Okay, I don't need to know okay. Okay. Yeah, okay. All right
All right, all right, I'm done.
All right, yes, yes.
I'm sorry for lying.
Told you, now you're sorry.
Now you're ready.
Now your dick is throwing.
Stop, stop, oh my.
I want you to say it out loud.
I want you AR right now.
Say it and I'll start undressing again.
No, don't undress.
I'm just trying to get Rocket League besides Rocket League teams.
Don't address please.
Slowly, pushing my thumb down.
No.
Letting it drop to the floor.
I-I-No.
I just want Rocket League tips.
I don't-I am not horny right now.
Seriously, please.
I'm not at all.
I'm a pora.
Wait.
What the fuck did you just say?
Hey, you just called yourself a porn that's kind of funny but all right tips first your mechanics are fine
Your positioning is what's killing you play like you're actually protecting a girlfriend not just a ball
Keep your body between the ball and the net and when you're going for a flick don't just boost forward
Rotate your car hit it with the corner not the center the center is for amateurs
Your flick is your tongue on my...
Okay, sorry. I'm good.
Back to positioning.
Yes, coach me please. Thank you.
Okay, so positioning. Okay.
I'll work on my positioning.
Good. Next, your rotations are trash.
You're always driving in the wrong direction.
Watch the people who are actually good.
They don't chase the ball.
They wait. They predict.
Think of it like...
Foreplay. You don't just slam it in.
you read her hips you wait for her to come to you then you give it a nice
smack so when you see your team and go forward don't you drop back
get me take one out so well get me take one out so well get me take one out so well
come on
what did you just say
Wait, are you Latina, Ray? I didn't even know that. You're Latina?
Ray, hello?
Yeah, I'm still here. What's up?
You're Latina, I didn't know that.
Yeah, I'm half. Mom's from El Salvador. Dad, well, who knows who Dad is.
But yeah, I can curse in Spanish. All my Rs.
dude dude hey I can't no I can't die hey it's a no I can't dude dude I got yo
hey I I gotta get out of here no I gotta get out of here dude Ray um alright
alright alright alright hold up Ray I'm tied one to one I'm tied one to one
found a way. Okay, breathe. You're tied. That means you can still pull out a W. Look,
keep the pressure on them. If they're happy with the tie, beat it, score again. Don't play
safe. Play for the win. They don't deserve the tie. You do. And when you get it, I'm
gonna reward you like you just won the championship. Okay. What does that mean? Reward me like I
I want to change. Are you going to give me a trophy or something? Could be?
No. I'm going to wrap my lips around you like you're the MVP and I'm going to take it all like I just won the game.
Okay. Yes. Yes. All right. Let me, all right. Let me win. Let me win. Let me win. But, um, babe, I'm going to be honest, like I'm starting to get a boner now and I play worse when I have a boner.
That's because your blood's not rushing to your brain anymore.
All rushing south.
So here's what we're going to do.
Keep playing.
Don't touch yourself.
Every time you almost score, think about how good it's going to feel when I suck the soul out of your dick.
All channel it.
Okay, okay.
Keep it there.
Okay, okay.
Yes.
Do, do.
That's it.
That's the fire.
Do, do.
Do what?
No, no.
Do do what no no, it's okay. That's okay. Okay. I'm waiting
Good no more distractions just do what you do. I'll be right here when you finish quiet naked ready
Good don't worry about me
We're about winning
Messi Messi, Ancarra Messi, Messi Messi, Ancarra Messi!
GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO!
LET'S FUCKING GO!
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!
MESSI!
That's my baby!
What a joke!
I'm almost there.
It doesn't look like it.
One more and I'll get out of here, so I won't be dressed again.
Never.
I don't- what did you say in English?
I don't speak Spanish, what did you say?
The Platinum experience? It means your dick becomes my new controller.
I get to write it, tilt it, flick it, you just sit back and let me play
till you lose all control and I lose.
Boom, boom, boom. Alright, alright, alright. Good one, good one.
I legitimately have a boner, like I cannot play like this.
I wasn't even trying, like, I was only asking you about rock, okay, okay.
I know, I know. I got carried away. Let's put that thing to sleep for a bit. So.
Oh my god. Babe, I just got gold three.
Congrats, but let's not get excited. You're literally 20 games away from
platinum. That boner won't last that long unless I help from under the desk.
Yes, please.
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What is this? What is this? Lacey? Lacey celebrates as he officially gets invited to
player in Sidementary Ranch. Wait, what?
That's the second one that we got done in April. I don't know how that sounds to you.
Is it, is this an invite?
How does that sound to you? Would you be dumb?
Yes! I'm gonna get another shot!
They got to get more minutes dude in the match for hope he got like what was it 90?
So they got to get more minutes
That might be the worst no like legitimately that might be the worst bicycle kick form I've ever seen in my life
Brother, like legitimately, that might be the worst bicycle kick form.
What is he hitting?
It's gonna be a handball even if he makes contact.
Is he on base time?
He's still kept his phone in his hand?
Oh fuck!
Ow!
Don't beat it.
I tried to do a bicycle kick!
Yeah, hey bro.
They need to get more minutes.
That is a huge W though.
I was hoping Lacey got invited this year,
because he didn't get invited last year.
Bro, and he only got 90 seconds in the match row.
They didn't at least get him like 20 minutes, bro.
Real shit, that is a W chat.
That is a W.
That is a W, that is a W, that is a W.
That is a W, dude.
I still kept my, I still kept my weight,
but I just hit goal three, and then I lost.
Wouldn't I be back in the gold too?
Or is there like a one game window?
Like a one game safety net?
Is there a safety net chat?
I say word to bro.
Rekha said to reschedule.
At 6.42pm, Bro Rakhai at 5.22pm said live.
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Lil Toh, appreciate ya.
Like the master, though, was a woman's trigger, it's saying
But boys, they're gonna know when they're divorced
If I was only in fourth grade, I'd have to stop with these channels, don't they?
We ain't nothing but mammals, well, some of us cannibals
We're cut off of people open like catalogs
But if we can hunt dead animals and antelopes, it is the reason that a man and another man can't emote
But if you feel like I feel like I've the antidote, bring me way to TANIO
Sting it forward, can it go?
I'm the real shady, I'm the real shady
I'm the real shady, I'm the real shady
I'm just sitting on standing, so won't the real shady please stand up
Please stand up, please stand up
Best bar coming up.
Will Smitho got a cuss in his rap cell records?
What do I do?
So fuck him, fuck you too.
I might legitimately be the greatest gold one in the history of 1v1s.
What happened to Rekai?
I'll tell you exactly what happened.
I said, let's do Rocket League Monday.
He said, I eat.
I said, you never played, right?
He said, nah, I said bet.
And then I said, what time?
Want to do like 6pm BST?
He didn't respond for an hour and 20 minutes.
And then I said, let me know ASAP, please.
Cause I'm about to go live.
He said seven ASAP question mark.
Then he said EST and then he said,
I'm out of shoot right now.
And I said, yes.
Laughing about, yes, seven EST is good.
And then he said, wait, and you can't do tomorrow.
I said tonight is best to me
because I have something planned tomorrow.
But if you're going to cancel tonight,
just let me know so I can move stuff around
because I'm about to go live.
He said, I think I can, the shoot is almost over.
I said, no worries, let me know ASAP.
He said, locked, what's your discord?
Then I said, then he said, can you do it Wednesday?
I'm still on the way home 40 minutes later.
And then I said, I'm good for tonight.
I can wait if you're a little late.
He said, bro, I know you might be tight,
but is there any way we can reschedule for Wednesday?
And then I did a response.
That is the exact conversation.
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I'm not gonna run back to the same, just have a game
I just got a lot of shit in the way
And I had to save up a club, give me the lawyers
He gotta come home again
I'm not busy at all, that's how I go
I pick up half at the end, young nigga saying
The truth is I'm not me either
Truly I'm one of the best
Every ground I ain't got to eat
I've been on my ground on my two feet
One of five doors to the two seats
JT's and a punch for the Bruce Lee
I'm disgusting!
I'm gross!
I know I'm a block on the 2B,
N***a playing in the sauce like a new feast.
Every night I knock when she new beef,
Where she my whole block in the Gucci.
And the good guy, I said Gucci.
Well, I'm not too chockin' juicy,
At the time when the cop gonna lose me,
Know a lot of pussy n****s won't shoot me.
Well, I have to the back of a new beef,
Have a name that's easy to groupie.
I know I'm got days with 2P,
And a 7-Hard in the 2Cs.
I know I'm a k-Had no heat,
I know I'm an ox when in no beef.
I know it's been a box in a snowy,
Look at the ball control, it's just disgusting, like it is legitimately disgusting, 4-5, 4-5,
All three goals, bitch! Hatchback!
Forfeit! All three goals!
Tell me I don't deserve black!
Tell me I don't deserve black!
Control these balls.
I'm a bull-gawson of gray hats
You ain't never gonna fail when it came down to f-
Father, since I was a kid
Filling for open up family skits
I had to go to get rich
Mama was struggling, paying the rent
I can't know who she is
And then I'm feeling so stupid, bitch
I broke down, can't fix that shit
I cry that night, I get that shit
I'm too old, I whip that bitch, she left me alone
But I miss that bitch, she text right now
I hit that bitch, old friends like how you get that lit
Same on me, but I think I switched
Fuck, old friends, I'm old
Yo, look at it, gamer time!
Look at it, gamer time!
Mama told you we gon' be okay
G.A.B.E.R.S.E.
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I'm dead ass terrible I'm dead ass terrible
Yeah, but doesn't Jin have a team y'all doesn't Jin have a team. He's with his friends, right?
Battle by Tuesday
my body shake em all
pussy i'm a bully in the bush
im killing em
go, go, go
i just caught a body ready more
it's not a shit i'm really
going more
go, from my field
these haters on my body shake em all
alright, i'm going for this
for this.
Karim!
PENTIVA!
Wait, this is not PENTIVA.
Um...
Roberto Carlos.
No, I know, I know, no, no, no.
Roberto Carlos.
Roberto Carlos.
Roberto Carlos.
No, no, stop!
John! John! John!
His head is on his body, shake it!
John, take it out of my tight ass, John!
John, take it out of my ass!
This song! This is such a good rock and leeks song! Oh my god!
Notice how I didn't even have to watch the ball go in, I just knew what's going on.
I miss the free fire should I just end the song completely I'm oh my god I always miss those
The tip of my cock, you must grab it.
Sorry.
Don't lose your grip on the dream, love the past.
You must fight just to keep them alive.
And to see the eye of the tiger.
It's the dream of the fight.
It's the life of the challenge of our power.
And to see the last glimpse of our response.
Ready to fight, I will be your partner.
This beauty's ass, this beauty's ass.
Gotta do that!
Little buzzer beater for the boys
Run it up, kill.
FAKE THEM!
By the way chat if y'all want to copy of my car, this is not my car. This is hi-byes car
I copied it from him. This is probably the most fire fennec. I've ever seen here it is if y'all want to copy
black fennec
Stipple or stipple gate decal. These are the colors
And without telling us not the most tough shit you've ever seen if you want to copy you bro
That's it. It is tough. I was only popping in the county
I lose count when I'm countin', my fuck is delayed to 10 niggas chowdash
Workin' OT year with the 100 hours, now I make the funny wait till I drop the album
I'm a player, got hella' favorite, bones in a bucket, everybody sign the waiver
Make a sign, only got a 10 niggas saving, sign to myself for your week, that's the payment
Maybe, better niggas hating, when he's back in here, buying in, they gotta save it
Yeah, they play Godhead, trust him when they bang it, got a lot of change, but I'm still not chasin'
Don't call me the linker by hanging on deep notes that's made me play it's a brass old writer
I mean that's kind of the luckiest bounce I've ever seen, but enjoy the goal
Look at the bounce this shit takes
What is that?
Back to the basics, make it to my swag, I ain't mad, I ain't basic
Don't believe the glam is a whole lot of faking, I'm mad and the clout with the fuckingest chase is me
I'm trying to give motivation, today don't happen overnight
Go on, easy go, easy go
I'll be thumbin' niggas hella cheap, they be ballin' on the budget
Pop on me right now, that ain't nothin'
Before I let a bitch play a nigga, I'm a bitch
Ain't finna fuckin' bout it, niggas know how I'm coming
Hell of a cheap close, I just gotta put a button
One place with a lot of hate
In that leak, you heard me?
You heard me? You heard me?
Baby man's a coke shop
Top shot him
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I ain't gonna make this, keep me on a ratchet like Tandy, I'm with this shit like I'm Dennis, I started this shit, I'm gonna bang this, niggas behind, trying to fill us my cleavage, they want to smoke, two to three counts of smoke, that's the nickel.
Not a gold, he's not a gold, he's not a gold, he's not a gold, that's not a gold.
Alright maybe he is, that was actually a dead on shot.
You know that we buying what is so sad little what is you crying?
I am a beat, you cannot drive and don't want to be a dick.
You can't drive, you didn't even train, didn't even fly.
We got money on running this way.
You say you would kill, nothing is done.
In the suit of a joke, come on, we're jumping.
Was that a glitch?
Was that a glitch?
Did you see the bounce?
Yeah, they're swapping them cars.
I am so hot that I'm talking to stars.
I'm calling them drunkers.
Was that a glitch?
Was that a glitch?
These don't swear to me.
Chopper got a key card.
They see jelly.
he's on the jump though when it's over speed
don't get a health if you think you're trying to take speed
hold on to my, hold on to daddy
hit the party if you need no more
my boost, my boost
saw me in the present, never do that
hold on to red, hold on to the stack
and my boost
oh god, oh god
your my red GDC godcat
I'm stinking dope like a flyman
I'm super hot
your my roma
you're my roma
I'm on my way up there, float like a westerner, be a sucker deep like a cool like a pup.
To this boy and lads in your chest, that's the memory of nymph and nigger, run up on my
papa like a pup, get richer than I can.
Mark, stand the guy that said, Roach of Bonds, and ban the animals, easy as me!
I'm on my way up there, float like a sound with gimp, gimp.
I'm on my way up there, float like a sound with gimp, gimp, hey.
I'm on my way up there, float like a sound with gimp, I might.
Shrevell, shrevell run, shrevell run.
I
Think legitimately
2015 they like I said, I'm gonna travel I said I'm gonna dribble them
Bet bet you have us up James want to play choose. I'm down
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Wait, there's a tournament in 11 minutes? What if me and Jinx play a duo tournament?
Oh my god, what if me and Jinx play a 2v2 tournament? Bro, we would probably, well,
We won't be flat, right?
Cause it's a change of flat.
Okay, okay.
I'm gonna go pee.
Chad, tell Jens I'm ready.
If he's ready, if he's ready.
I'm gonna go pee.
Bro, we should play a tournament, dude.
We should play a tournament.
Yes, Jinxie!
Hello?
How the fuck has Jinxie rang me if he's not his dad?
Chad, when is the last time you shit your pants?
Oh shit, Ginge is in here.
Ginge, what's up, dude?
Hey, what's up, man?
I shit my pants last time, I think, when I saw your mom.
Ginge, all right, let me, no, no, no, hey, ground rule.
No more mocking American accent, dude.
It's bullshit.
Nobody mocking England, dude.
Oh, that wasn't even an American accent.
That was my Russian accent.
Well, then that's the worst thing I've ever heard.
Ginge, I have a question.
Ask away, Sexy.
See, that's better.
There is a tournament in eight minutes, Ginge.
It is 2v2s.
If we lose in the first round in the last five minutes,
if we win the whole thing, it'll last 40.
Do you want to play?
I think it'll be a plop tournament.
They're saying it's 3v3.
So it's going to be a five minute job then, isn't it?
Chat. Oh my God. Who's a plat we could give? Who's a plat?
T. Oh wait. I already know the problem, James. We can't do it.
Why?
Because it's 3v3s and my rank in 3v3s is champion because I got basically fucking carried by two pros for 30 minutes.
Your rank is not champion.
No, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, did you hear what I said?
I know I'm not champ.
Jinxie, you're not champ.
Stop saying you're champion.
You see, this guy has like a rock in his eardrums.
Jinxie, I know that I'm not champ.
I got carried.
Jinxie, you are not champion.
You must have got carried there.
So I'm not going to fall for the rage, man.
So I'm going to chill.
Let's play right.
Jinxie, let's play right.
Who's that guy in this card?
Who is for easing?
Who is for easing?
No, no, no.
Ginge, I do not have you at it.
You do not make me mean who is for easing?
Do I have you at it? Do I have you at it?
No, we are.
I'm going to talk about it.
Get Ginge and Lobby. Get Ginge and Lobby.
But Ginge, join us.
Ginge, I'm about to be platinum, bro.
Are you ready?
Bro, you are not champion.
Brother, brother.
Ginge, I know I'm about to get platinum legit.
Don't fucking sell me. Don't A.
I'm not gonna sell you, I'm not gonna tell you.
I'm not gonna sell you, I'm not gonna tell you.
Alright, don't fucking sell me, okay?
I will make it my mission, Jinxie. Forget you, Platinum.
Jinx, listen to me. If you give me Platinum, I will fly to England and suck your penis, bro.
Okay, and what you need to understand is I'm gonna cause this game and I'm gonna keep destroying own goals
unless you give a hundred gifts it so you got a choice to make make
100 gifts in or you're gonna score. Oh, do you see my booze brother? I'll stop you don't touch my booze. Don't
Just don't touch my booze. I got play. Oh, we're gonna be one no down. All right. That's it on that. He flipped now
But jinsh, I know I know you want to get mad at me. I'm sorry. I stepped out of line. You're better than me daddy
But Jim, thank you. Oh boy. You flick me. But what am I supposed to do?
Listen, this isn't a tournament, is it? No, this is right. This is right. Okay. Okay. All right. Let me lock you. Let me lock you. Let me lock you
This guy is a fucking murder
I got defense stance, don't you worry nice
Oh my god, great great. Yeah, I'm gonna come be my name are
flip it over the middle to...
Yeah, flip it back. Oh my god.
Flip it to Messi.
Or more like a von Rackertich on that one.
What the fuck are you doing, bro?
Could you play a little better?
Yeah, sorry. We're 40 seconds in, mate.
Don't fucking tell me what to do.
Yeah, I've got him.
He's not.
Wait, what did you just do with your car?
What did you just do with your car?
So what's happened is,
as I've boosted, I've dropped my controller.
controller are you drunk somebody no I'm not been drinking I'm not been drinking
James say put it on your mom that you haven't been drinking mother's life I've
not been drinking alcohol what the fuck are we playing against her
I'm with that. I'm with that.
Are you going to play back to you?
Yeah, I'm going to, I'm going to, I'm going to go.
Nice. I think you actually allowed him to cross it, Jinx.
Jinx, I think you've allowed him to...
Jinx, I think you've missed a ball.
I think the bats have scored because you've missed a ball, Jinx.
Let's just have a look at what you do here. Let's just watch what Jinx does there.
He drives out, drifts in, lets the ball bounce.
Oh, he's missed it.
And then he's totally just missed the ball.
are you fucking alright sorry sorry sir what happened again sorry sir what
happened again I need to get black bro sorry you're gonna get what by missing
the fucking ball I'm right yep you're right I get the ball james gotta meet
it nice better much better
nice I get in the box if you want it james if you want it box in the box
Oh look here look I'm on I'm on D I'm on D
I just get like
my was my was
nice okay we're gonna take boots with a better player now
no worries
I say that
that's what you do with a boots by the way
sorry Jeff
you fucking uncrack
just like
James chill
dude we're not gonna win like that
we're not gonna win
oh nice that
throw one of them out throw one of them out
Oh my god you missed the ball again!
Don't start raising your voice dude. We're not gonna win like that. We're not...
Hit it! Hit it! Hit it!
Oh my god, flip the fucker!
You missed the ball too mother fucker!
I left it for you!
You missed it! You missed it!
I'm over the middle Jinjin, if you want.
I left it here. Oh my god.
Don't say that shit!
Don't say that shit! You're not leaving it! You missed it!
You missed it again? Oh my god.
You're in you're in you're in you're in no pressure. They're on your back. They're on your back. They're on your back
Let's go, baby two one. We need no pressure. They're on your back. That's two different things
Jinx like are they as it may run? I gotta know it's a man on yeah, man on man on means the chasing you
Man on man on Jinx only say man on when they're on my tip when they're on my tip of my day
Okay, okay, how the fuck is he getting there before me?
What to say that is like out of some back over
I'm primed having the hair
Sorry the best course you are fucking save it and shall I the best goalkeeper of all time is probably I could see
yes, but I'm not gonna be honest.
Yes, but-
A good shout.
I would also say Manuel and Nia's up there as well.
Oh, I'm out of on it as well, yes, yes.
Yes, yes.
I'm over the middle if you want it, James.
In the box.
I'm over the-
Oh, my j-
You're in the middle, you're in the middle-
You're in the half, where are you lying?
Okay, I-
Don't raise your voice, James, we're not gonna play good-
What you say, you're in the middle, you've got a really edge in the box.
I dribble in them, I dribble them.
You dribble in them, you're fucking dribbling more from your mouth, mate.
Can you fucking get the ball in the box?
Sorry, sorry, I'm here now.
Ah, Jinj, you gotta make that.
How the fuck has he even got that?
Jinj, I was kind of shit from you.
I'm not gonna lie. It was shit.
Yeah, what's it? Yeah? Okay.
I'm over the middle, Jinj. If you wanted it.
There you go.
I demo, I demo. Nice, nice.
Great demo. No, you've just allowed him to get a fucking shot off.
You absolutely fucking idiot.
Are you doing it with a tournament?
Are you going to be a fucking idiot?
Brother, I'm laughing.
I'm not dead, just bro, when you get mad at me bro, I get nervous. I don't play as good.
I don't play as good.
Left hit, there you go.
It's not a left hit, you're such a liar. You didn't mean to do that.
Oh my god, you took me out of your face.
I'm a great shot though. Look at my shot.
Fuck. Oh my god.
I almost scored.
Almost, you shouldn't be happy about almost scoring. Your mentality's wrong.
I don't need to go I don't need to go I let you score
because you don't have a fucking goal.
Do you want me to get a goal?
I got another goal don't worry daddy's home.
Call me dad.
You're fucking shit.
You're fucking shit.
Off the wall.
Hit it up Jinx.
Hit it up.
Click them.
I have an open shot if you let me at it.
Yeah.
I have open shot if you let me at it. Yeah, I
Kind of assisted you there, but it's a get out of my teeth. You miss that
You know you miss that are you fucking serious? Well, yeah because if
You didn't save that
James I'm gonna be honest
You might be the better player than me. You played like an absolute steaming pile of doggy doodle shit that day
You played like fucking shit, bro. You're probably the highest rank in the lobby. You got no goals. No assists
What did you do? What did you do the whole game?
I'll tell you what I did mate
Now it doesn't matter if you score it's meaningless. It doesn't matter. It doesn't matter
It's meaningless every goal scored is money to charity and you're trying to say that's meaningless
What?
Wow.
Wow.
That's not true.
That's not what's happening.
That's not pretty crazy.
Let me get this straight. You're a Plat 2.
Cool. I'm a go 2.
Cool. They have a Plat 2 and a Plat 1.
So you're tied for the highest rank in the lobby.
You have 146 points.
Zero goals and zero assists. You look in one shot. You legitimately jerked off all game. You did you get
Yeah, I'll tell you why mate. I've got a modern warfare 2 shotgun on me team. That's why you're fucking shit, mate
Brother James. I can't work with you. Sometimes you're fucking unworkable. No, no, it's not that I'm shit
It's just you got to learn rotations there. You don't know rotations learn rotations. You should you
you, you, okay, should just only ever stay back and get on the edge of the box and let
me do the rest. Brother, brother, you had, you had no goals, no assists. What do you
mean? How can I have an assist when I've got a fucking moron shooting? All right, look
up look it up to you boost okay don't try to have more of it come on we are
got this bitch look in the middle yeah nice clear it then clear it out I
like it see better fucking clearance in the black Friday mate you saw it the
fuck out sorry sorry sorry alright let's get this sort of I'm going after that
move on move on he broke rule one go wait these guys are kind of weird he
broke rule one get over the minute if you want it get a fucking oh my god what
say you chase you have to get up nice on again no okay that's a lucky that's a
lucky that's a lucky that's a lucky that's a lucky that's a lucky
Gigi that's an aerial drop it off to me bump him for you go you don't think yeah
Yeah, I hear that. Yeah, I hear that.
Drop it off to me, bump him, I dribble him.
Easy go.
Okay, okay.
You're on six points.
What do you say?
What is it?
What do you say?
I'll tell you.
Check, what?
Did he say something about points?
It's my hearing chip.
Are you going to hit that?
Axel, Diasi, Defending.
Off the wall.
That's what all that means.
Oh, my fucking god.
Right, okay.
You clearly can't do fuck all.
I'm gonna have to defend I'll defend in your attack because you're fucking trash. I'll be honest you your trash
Look at that why are you there? Why are you there?
Yeah, no, I can hear you loud and clear make
Over the middle to me, but yeah, it's still in the corner
Now I'm here
I've hit him take it. Oh my god. I fucking hit him out the way for you. I did exactly what you had to ask for
Yo, hey, I mean, can't eat it. I'm just gonna see this
I didn't know I'm gonna hit it in my ranch up Jim. I'll I didn't know
Just I didn't know you were gonna hit him bro. The fuck are you talking about?
You just always ain't you not hit the target
wait we're giving you a gold
i'll score that i'll score
i'll fucking do the work
brother it's a free gold
it's a free gold
it's a free gold
i'll bet it is
how is it a free gold
they ran away from the net
dude
no they didn't
yeah jinx needed to just go back
not to silver i can't run
i might get black tonight
but i don't see
we just gotta get our chemistry out
You just missed the box.
Bumping.
How about you?
Nice.
In the box.
Oh my god.
I was waiting for a piece of that down there.
Alright, cut it out now.
What a top, what a top.
Nice.
Oh, that might be it.
That might be it.
Oh my god, 3-2, 3-2, 3-2, come on!
Come on!
That's a real goal!
That's a real goal!
What a goal, what a goal.
I love it, lock in, lock in, lock the fuck in.
Tell me I don't deserve Plat again, Jack, come on.
Tell me I don't deserve Plat, bruh.
Lock the fucking.
I go, I go, I go.
Yeah, keep going.
Oh my God, oh my God.
It's out of that half.
He took you out.
I'll go.
Oh my god, I got it.
Off the wall.
Nice, that might be.
Oh my god, he's fucking missed the ball.
I didn't miss the ball.
He missed the fucking ball.
I'm general.
Nice, I got a boost.
We're getting chill, chill.
Nice, it's alright.
Well, God, he says, well, God, he says, and then he lets the ball bounce.
Well, God, he says, and he lets the ball bounce.
I am fucking, honestly.
I don't know what we were playing against when we were winning, but
you are being exposed massively here.
You're being exposed like a fucking porn star, mate.
Hold up, hold up, let me focus.
Let me vote. Let me vote.
Clear this.
See? I can play good.
Come on, Jinx, eh?
Missed the ball again. He's missed the ball.
I blew him up. Let's go. Let's play.
I'm going forward in the box.
I missed most of them.
Come on, come on, come on. We're good, Jinx.
You just dribbled into our net.
Nope, nope. I'm playing around the back.
Oh my god, cross it, cross it!
I'll try to.
Coming across now.
Where you left it? I got it.
Nice.
No, we only need two more. This is more than doable.
Oh my god. Oh my god.
In the box.
Too high.
Oh
You go you go you go
I got it
Fucking missed it again
come on
I have a go I have a go
no I don't know
cover the metal you can't hit it
I've got to stop missing the fucking ball
I've faced it
I've faced it I've faced it
bro I cannot play good when you're screaming at me
I'm not screaming at you in 30 seconds you still shit
honest thing actually
It's you think I'm the you think he's the one on a hundred plus pink
We got
Get out for a second you take a fucking chill bill psycho. I'm over the middle
Oh, but Zendik got a lot of his time. Zendik got a lot of his time.
They got a lot of score. Three goals in ten seconds, yeah.
Yeah, we just need one, and then we can do the kickoff goals.
Triple in, triple in. Bro, they're gonna let us time.
Oh my god, I'll fucking carry the team. I'll fucking carry the team.
They're gonna let us score. They're gonna let us score.
Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay.
Alright, wait, don't fuck up the kickoff.
Wait, I've got this one. I've got this one. I've got it. I've got it. I've got it.
I got it. I got it.
I'm going to literally let us tie.
Nice. Okay. One more. One more.
Oh my god. Oh my god.
You have to keep it in the air.
No, we have to keep it in the air.
If you do that again, we're going to lose.
We have to keep it in the air.
Let the guy in the back shoot.
Whoever's in the back.
I got it. I got it.
I'll take it, I'll take it!
YES GOALS!
YES!
Four goals!
Four goals!
Sot your fucking game out now, Jimse!
Four goals, I've scored and you've done fuck off!
Sot get the fuck out!
Sot it!
Go, go, go, go!
Come on bro.
You play a little better.
It's your fault bro, you missed.
You missed and they gave you all four goals.
I'm gonna win with a real goal that game, fucker.
Wait, wait a damn second.
How are you plucks?
You didn't do shit.
You haven't scored once in two games.
They gave you all four of your goals, you fucking knob.
Thank you.
You see I've just I've just literally scored four goals don't ever disrespect me like that again
How did they give me four goals
My god
You what why is a real goal a goal is a fucking goal bro, all right, you're fucking shit
I'm gonna lock in if you lock in yeah, I'm locked in bro. I've been locked you wouldn't get you wouldn't think I've been locked in my
entire life to watch this
I'm over the middle if you want it
Too high. What do you think I am like fucking drama?
You're definitely not druggie. Yeah, so keep it on the floor
Shit
You got a shot yeah
fucking shot at a killer by an enchantment you fucking shit
I'm I'm lining this. I'm lining us nice I'll wait until you get in the box
oh my god Jingsi all my god
Go Go Go Go Go Go Go Go go go go go go into Jingsi
I'm coming Jinsi
Alright alright I'm unlocking, I'm unlocking
Torre amma!
Can you score a goal like I'm real one place?
I'm tired of that.
Can you actually shag someone you've not paid?
I'm tired of carrying.
Over the middle.
I'm over the middle, James.
I'm over the middle.
James!
I took one of them out of the game.
There you go.
There's the middle.
What the fuck does this guy say?
You took one out of the game.
They're running at me.
What are you saying?
brother brother what are you saying you took one out of the game they're
sprinting at you're stampeding at me
chat whose worse waterfall chat whose worse
we're gonna get it you're gonna get it I don't
you you you okay I'm dead I'm dead I'm not worried daddy's home don't you worry
is it daddy's heart conceived daddy's home what were you saying stand in my
good ear say it in my good ear daddy is home dude show a little respect to your
team please oh thank you can you just shut up off the score yeah thank you nice
nice I real go I real go I real go you shut your ass up on nice all right
we've been cool always worse 84% of the chat said jinxing okay chat
honestly fuck yeah exactly because your shit have a little and only voted me
you're fucking clearly blind to me I'm plotting for a reason
I know I want to get flat so bad could I score goals like this that's why I'm
plotting because I score goals like this all the red save it
no no watch out
what are you doing from my ass bro now you can blame him yeah I go I go I go
fake to my face. That's a great fake. Wait, leave it, leave it. I have a shot.
Oh. I take nipples. I take. I got defense. I got defense.
You call when you go, don't you? I do. That's it. I got defense. I got attack.
I'm over the middle, Jinx. Jinx him over the middle. Jinx him over the middle.
I'll put it up to you, there you go.
He missed the ball.
I demoed, I missed the demo.
I missed the demo.
I missed the demo.
I'm over the middle of the corner.
I put it in the box, in the box.
Jigs, I'm not Ronaldo, I can't just bike that.
In the box.
Chipped him, I chipped him.
Right ball.
Oh.
It's okay.
Bro, I'm telling you the key to Tuesday's demos.
We got a demo more, we're not demoing enough.
Yeah, I agree, I agree.
So we're not demoing enough.
Is that Chad Fax, can I get a back?
I demoed one.
Nice.
Nice.
Get it in the box.
Get it in the box.
What did I say?
Jen.
What did he gotta do with demo?
Okay, we got demo.
We got demo.
We got demo.
We got demo.
We got demo.
If we demo we get flat.
If we demo we get flat.
By the way, Jen.
Well, some of them got already flat.
Some of them got already flat.
I don't wanna be that guy, but I have more goals, dude.
I don't wanna be that guy.
I don't wanna be that guy, but you're also racist.
Wait, wait.
well chat no no no no not that this guy's trolling bro what the hell chat
it's got trolled and that's all I'm over the middle at a shop internet internet
internet internet I'll score it fuck you know I'm gonna go I got my goals no
you've not made every time you say that I just motivates me just to score it so
easy so easy look at that so yeah makes it look easy score more speaking of
motivation let me call my girl is your
your for the kickoff you fucking idiot
I'm calling my girlfriend chill we're up
for one I want to get bottom and yet
baby baby how you doing
Very, very good.
Oh my god, she's got fucking school in the morning. That's why she's in bed. No, no, she's got fucking school in the morning.
Oh, what is that? News of Rungun. I knew it was a Rungun.
in the morning. No, she's got school in the morning. She's got school in the morning.
School in the morning. Come back to bed. I swear. No, I can't cuddle because I'm about
to get propped in the rocket. We're not bro. Sorry. Okay, bro. No, I want you to come to
me still sweating, still breathing hard and let me inform my champion.
No waiting.
Champion, she thinks the champion, what a fucking idiot.
Champion, he's not even platinum love.
Okay, okay.
Fucking champion.
So, what have you been telling her?
Okay, so I'm just gonna get flat and then we're just gonna like shat or what?
What are we gonna do?
I'll score.
We're gonna fuck.
No foreplay.
You push me against the wall, I'm ready.
Okay, we're gonna push her against the wall.
All you have to do is walk through that door.
No questions, no talking.
Just take me first, hard.
Alright, close.
I got to go.
I got to go.
I got to go.
No, I got to go.
Clear it out, clear it out.
Alright, I got to go babe.
I need to get back.
I'm not long.
I have your phone number.
See if you can find the way.
I don't believe you.
That's the best part. Oh my god, I'm locked. You're the best part.
Okay, I got the other one. I got it.
How old is your girlfriend, Dinklin?
What is that?
How old is your girlfriend?
24. 24. 24.
24. Okay, interesting. How old are you?
24. 24.
Okay, interesting.
Oh, MVP, but I thought it was the low rank. What's going on here? MVP?
Yeah, MVP, but I'm the low rank, dude.
No, you definitely are the low rank. He says it there. You'll go to and I'm plotting them
on to just show you.
So chat, let me say this, bro. If I get MVP in flat, does that mean I deserve flat?
Tell me straight up, tell me straight up chat. Yes or no?
No. Never.
No, no, no. Absolutely not. No. No and go fuck yourself. No. Fuck no. No. No, you're complete
ass.
I'm glad your child got eyes well, so literally I think five people said yes and then like
9000 said no, okay, I think it was literally five people. I'm not even trolling
Yeah, we do this sort of it. Oh, no, no, it's 3d3's. We can't we better. They can't oh
Ginger wait a ginger. I got somebody for you. So one of my chat said ginger so hot heart eyes heart eyes
Well, thank you very much. Well, I'm not gonna do what you do. I'm gonna find out the...
Pardon?
His name is Kat. His name is Kat.
Look, nothing wrong with that.
Oh, wait, I forgot. You're homophobic.
No! No! No!
Well, well, well.
No!
Well, well, well, well. It's all coming out now.
No! No!
It's all coming out now.
No! No!
He's running, says he's homophobic.
No!
What isn't Jinx, eh?
Honestly.
Makes me fucking sick.
Nice one, you've just conceded to Johnny Cap.
I need to go on defense, James.
I need to go on defense.
I need to go on defense, sir.
Can you get on defense?
I'll stay defense.
James, I'm so bad at this.
Thank you, Mark. I appreciate all feedback, mate. Thank you.
Oh, he's missed the ball again.
I'm on a breakaway here break away. Oh
What touch? Oh, what's up? Oh my god. What's a I'm in the I'm on the I'm on the I'm on that day
I'll say that you fucking idiot on D my ass you couldn't fucking take deep was the last thing on earth
Brother
Really want to do that dude hold up coming up
That's a shot
What a goal.
Said what's a goal. Oh my goodness.
Jinx there, if you had to get a bomb to save humanity, are you doing it?
Yes, yes, I will. To save humanity, yes.
If you had to get a bomb to get a spot, then would you do it?
We're doing it right now, so I guess I have no problem with it.
I get bummed by a platform every five minutes on the sky
I just want to give play a chat like
You're not on the left jinx it
Doesn't even stick to his own rules sorry sorry sorry
Gotta call for earlier jinx go call for earlier, mate. I
Got it. That's all come on. Do you gotta listen to the show?
As you hit me I pulled it earlier. I called it. I got it. There you go. Just get out. Get out brother
Brother your faith you dude. You're not faking it. You're just missing
I got it in the box down. You're driving around like it's a fucking round about
And now if you see it again, oh my god, you're so lucky
I'm shot. I'm shot. I'm shot. I'm shot
flick flick why couldn't fucking flick a
bean mate that's it that's it I'll fucking
score I'll fucking score all right I'll
fucking score or or okay okay okay or a
nice change nice you're so cool bro
let's go great work you yeah I'm so glad
to have you on my team crap
I
Sure, where are you going? I'm over the window. Oh my god
I got up my god, I'm touched
You're supposed to eat your own net Johnny car again. You're supposed to eat your own nap jinx it. I disagree
Let's see the
Yeah, yeah, I didn't touch
He's so bad, I know sure
I think I have.
Kill me!
Don't hurt me, mate.
Kill me one Kenobi.
Thank you very much for the five, mate.
Bro, I think I have five.
Thank you very much for the five.
Oh, my.
I'm over the bit of it.
You've got diarrhea, sorry.
I think.
I don't know.
I feel like churning up in my stomach right now.
Over the metal, Gents.
If you wanted it.
The block.
Bro, I feel diarrhea in my...
Oh, my god, but it's like three-quarter.
You said you got it, right?
You got it?
I did have it.
So what happened?
Do you know what I've realized here?
You're actually a bronze player.
But because you were playing with me, that's why you're gold.
I don't think you'll ever get what the rest of you get carried.
get carried that's
Brother, I got golden 1v1s. That doesn't make sense. There you go then. I wonder what I'll get in 1v1s
probably champion
That is fucking delusional bro. You will not get it. Honestly, I'd be surprised if I don't get diamond. You'll probably get placked up
Realistically. I'll get diamond forever. If I'm getting platt whilst having you on my team, then imagine what I'm getting without you on my team
in the box. Over your ass. Thank you very much. So that's what I'm capable of. This
is what I'll do on my own because I don't have a fucking idiotic teammate. Look at this.
Off the wall, on your line dickhead, I'll loop it over the both of yous. That's what
I can do.
That is aura. Dude, that is aura.
Yeah, I'm sorry. You're so good, bro.
Oh my God, go! Go, go, go, go, go!
I don't got him, too.
Wait, hold up.
Oh, this guy's a sucker.
Yeah, it's just our arrow all the time.
Great, that's what it's like.
Can I dribble? Can I dribble?
Fuck.
I scored that's the difference you dribble and I score that's the difference so you can you do anything else?
I'm sorry dad three goals three goals. I'm sorry daddy. I'm trying. I'm trying
You could try harder. Okay daddy. I'm sorry
You're like literally you own me
Now the line get on it. Okay. Okay. I got it. I got it
I feel like I feel like I are rallying the minecraft finding a ravine and fucking dropping
down it.
Bro, James, don't don't kill yourself dude, I can get better, I can get better, okay?
Can you though?
Yes bro, I'm letting you down right now I'm sorry.
but these guys are good man they're like airing you up there you know why is it not easy
I know mate I am flat
look out I have a touch yes yes
look he's getting fucking orgasmic after he's touched the ball that's what I'm playing with
there
I'm not orgasmic
look at him look at him
I'm not orgasmic no I'm not
oh my god
look at him
look at him
look at him
look at him
look at him
Does it matter if it's 6'3 in the 10 seconds to go?
Please, Jinx it. Please, mate.
Oh my god, Jinx, you're gonna take me down to gold.
Jinx, you're gonna take me down to gold.
Get on tracks before the second day
Go see tonight
You need to see the ones you get out dressed before the second
All the money and the time that it takes
He's dragging me down
I know
I got one more James, I got one more
Wait, if we lose are you going to be honest?
Er, no
Okay
I wouldn't
Never ever be gold
bro don't disco you're acting like it's a disease like bro don't disco okay
like if I had gold I wouldn't I would prefer to not wake up
dude come on don't just go
gold is fucking shit man
I'm over the middle if you want it I'm over the middle if you want it
Uncontested. See these guys suck like a big difference. Huge difference.
The last guys were amazing. These guys suck. I don't understand this game.
For lots of waiting.
I'm over the middle of the inch if you want it.
I cannot, I'm not out in for him a bit. I can't get that out.
I'm over the middle of the inch. Well I didn't cross it in for you.
Okay okay. I can test, I can test.
Don't get a touch get a touch
Go on get that
Nice
Nice
So we'll keep you get them out
nice I got it out down the line here we go I'm over the middle ginger if you
wanted it oh tried back in the middle back in the middle oh my god no yes
why oh we can't lose this game you can't lose I know I know he's fucking
scenario. These guys are actually nice. Oh my god. He missed it. He missed it again.
He missed it again. He's actually missed it again. Look at it. Look at what he does.
He's just looking at what he does there. What the fucking hell are you doing? I lied
on that. Well, you go, you go, you go. Hey, you play with a fucking white fold on it. You
fall face tonight. No, I'm not playing with the blindfold.
You go. What a touch, James. What a touch.
One more. Off the wall.
Everybody in the flat was having an airing.
There you go.
No, I don't think he's lost his fingers
You've missed it you've missed it wait, I think we both missed it right we both
Oh my god, these are so bad these are so bad
These are so bad as well
fucking taking the piss yes he's fucking dead on a fucking laser these are
smurfs they had to be smurfs no I don't think these guys are I'm gonna be honest
I don't know that's the king's never smurfs trust me
the car mink is once again I score once again I score what the best I could
the world. Why do you get all the free gold? Free gold is crazy.
You again and then they gave you another free.
I'm gonna start demoing these dudes.
Oh my God.
Stop hitting me you fucking fat cunt.
I jiggle it. Dude, you double commit, Jim. Fuck. No, I didn't mean to. See, we're okay.
What the fuck? The playing with us. Jeezy, the playing with us. Look at this goal. Look
how good this goal is. Look. It looks like prime, Barca. He puts it up in the air. Look
at that what the fuck is that they are definitely smurfs okay yeah that's
prime boss that is fucking prime 2014 Barca yeah that might have been the best
thing I've ever seen in my life in two so that might be the best one I've ever
seen 100% definitely oh my god you're in jungle you're in
jungle you're in you have to you have to love that love that for to come on school
I'm collected Jim. Do you know what I'm saying? Who come collected like Darwin Nunes?
Do come collected and you said Darwin Nunes. Yes, bro. Darwin's getting good
And I demo one chance open that open that
Oh my god, let's go. Let's go. You don't know I finish you demo I finish. Yep. We're the breath. Let's do it
Go on, hide your game off.
And go down the floor.
Wait, what?
That was alright.
That was alright.
Jynch, Jynch.
I got it, I got it, I got it.
Jynch?
Jynch, legitimacy?
What the fuck?
Maginitity.
Hold.
I saved it.
Look, and then he did that.
Okay, I could definitely get flat.
Jack, come on. I can get black. Oh my god. I'll go, I'll go, I'll go. If this motherfucker
Jinx is black, I can get him out. What the fuck is that meant to me? For you, Mr. Ball.
Yeah, because I'm lagging. I'm not on EU servers. Out of excuses. Out of excuses. Play it, play
it. Oh, you've got to tap it in Jinx.
Good action, good action, good clear, wait that's really good, hold on, square up, yes
let's go 5-4, come on, come on, Erling Holland, Erling Holland, Erling Holland now, so there
we are, cool com collected and, Harley, Harley, we're not challenging it, we're not challenging
We're not jumping it. We're not jumping it.
Why there? Because I'm behind me by a giant.
Rook, Rook, you tried to kill this guy.
Ah, ah, ah, ah, Harlan.
What the fuck is he doing?
I saved the door.
Oh my god. Oh my god, he's done it.
I'm so clutched it's insane. I'm so clutched insane
That's in the net in the net in the net. No, okay. We're right. James fucking relax. Fuck him
Wait, I just want us to game say thank you daddy
Took him out of the couch. Oh, James
I'm gonna get a touch on this.
What?
Oh my god, what a save.
Wait, I can get a shot maybe.
Oh no, no, no.
Get back.
Get back, get back, get back, get back.
No, not like this.
Yes!
I got it.
You go, you go, you go.
Oh my god, we could make this.
cheat cheat cheat cheat cheat cheat cheat
what jinx that's in front of our neck jinx
yes i just hit the footchanger
i got it i got it
open your eyes and have it have it
oh you should have said
i tried to say something
come on
What the fuck?
I did not.
I'm going to report him because he beat us. How do I report him?
James, are you getting off? Are you getting off?
Yeah, I'm going to have to because I'm lagging.
Okay, James, I just wanted to say, have a beautiful fan tab this night, and Manchester is blue.
I hope you have the best night ever and make sure you put your bulletproof vest on when you go to bed.
Chad let's lock in. Let's lock in.
Can I get past the night? Chad! Can I get past the night? Type a yes if you agree. Know if you disagree.
I'm a good, good girl who needs a little company.
Take a shot. Take a shot.
Take a shot.
Yo! Yo!
Yo!
He's trembling in front of our nose.
What's so true? Hide away, hide away
How to get good, good, good
Be some good company, lucky
How to get love, some love
Be nowhere to be good
What's so true? Hide away, hide away
Somebody's had a good withdrawal
Somebody's had a good withdrawal
Somebody's had a good withdrawal
Well somebody tell me, tell me where the good boys go
Tell me where the good boys go
Tell me where the good boys go
We're through the good boys
Go, go, hide away, hide away
Have a good, good girl
Go, need to leave something and
I'm getting high, I'm getting low
I'm getting high, I'm getting low
We're through the good boys
Oh my god, I love this song.
I'm a scrimmage and shit, my sin is telling me that she's been getting into me.
Say it, shut the fuck up, use the number to my therapist, out of them all your problems,
he's fucking awesome, would listen in.
Say it, shut the fuck up, cast the number to my therapist, he's telling all your problems,
he's fucking awesome, would listen in.
I don't even care that I can see it in the goal. It's it's tired of the creator
Oh, you want some naked shit i'm on my way i'm on my way by
It's annoying because I have a hundred boost. I'm trying to set up a dribble my teammate runs in front of me
And then immediately gives them the ball. It's like it's like it's like I want to like fucking. Oh my god
I'm like setting up a dribble my teammate just runs in front of me and gives the ball
She almost made me think that all she wanted is me
I hit the cover, she looked first, but that I see
Sad that she there, cause she no promoters in the club
Kinda find out that my homeboy hit her up
All it's ice, I need a freezer
Whip it up at Peter
Whip it up to Cedar
Said she loved me, don't believe her
Can't be mediocre
20 on a choker
Fuck her, I don't know her
Yeah, give me a fix like poker
Bro, can you stop trying to steal the ball?
God, you're a dog, 60 minutes!
Stop!
Fuck!
Stop!
Oh my God!
Stop trying to steal the flag, I promise!
Bro, what are you saying?
matter of fact kick her to this girl
find out that she will hit like this first kid man
my time to get gone just first
body that was for a head thing
guardian lens I'm on alert
20,000 for a first
what was she do for a first
she said she'd give me a first
my group is better so I cannot sweater
something that good I secured
speaking of sweater
let me send this guy a message
I just want to talk to him
can I get him in a party
can I talk to him in a party
he's got to be xbox right
He went for a pinch, okay.
I gotta talk to this guy.
I have to talk to this guy.
Yeah, no booze.
Yeah.
Please don't be PS.
It's not him.
Is he PS?
Bro, it's like so depressing.
Cause like, I legitimately am ass and all my teammates are ass.
So how can I ever get flagged?
Legitimately.
How?
It's gotta get better, right?
Yanksy, Yanksy, Yanksy, pass it to you, or run into me.
Um, okay, I'm about to actually freak out.
Yo, does everybody in this rank just ram into you?
I'm actually curious.
I don't do that to my teammates.
I never ram into my team.
Here you go, you go.
I'm gonna go back to the game.
I got this, I got this, all me, all me.
Easy go easy go.
That was a bad challenge for me.
Bad challenge.
I'm going to actually lock in and not lose the rest of the night.
Starting right now.
Did he just?
Did he just?
Did he just?
You're eating?
You're eating?
You're eating?
I had the easiest day of my life and my teammate rams me in the ass.
Okay, I'm out when I got chipped.
I'm out when I got chipped.
That's my phone.
We never getting flat.
We never get it in Plat. We never get it in Plat.
That was such an easy shot for me.
I missed.
See I feel like I'm gonna focus on my team I'm just never gonna free and just get an
action space in myself.
I can't control, oh my god, oh my god.
He just flipped into a wall.
It's hard though, god!
He's supposed to go back and forth!
Bro, I can't do this anymore!
I swear to god, I'm not as bad as my teammate
Yeah, yeah
Got a camera
Snake, oh my god, you almost got us again.
You almost, oh my, you even, what is he doing, like, actually watch him.
What the fuck is this guy doing?
I'm over the middle. I'm over the middle. I just want to pass.
Good try. I should have got there earlier.
That's in there now. Come on.
Let's go. We can come back.
of
Let's get out of the way in the street.
Let's get out of the way in the street.
We have to.
Balls get out of running shit, bro, please.
How many fucking invites did you send?
Balls is definitely more confident than an average gold tier.
Balls, invite me, invite me, invite me, invite me, invite me, invite me, invite me!
Balls? There you go.
Give me those.
Balls is not ass, bro. Balls is good compared to those guys.
Brother, like, I'm not kidding when I say this. I know I make mistakes.
I swear to you, I'm...
I'm not that bad as that guy. That guy is legitimately
ass. Legitimately ass.
Legitimately ass. Like, no, that guy's legitimately ass-chat.
What, rank is both? Alright, let's get on winning streak, please.
See, I'm already loving balls as a teammate. He's not running into me. Like, he's not
Bramming into me for the ball. Which is what every teammate does in Gold 2.
I'm over the middle of the balls. He's gonna pass much.
that was nice
Yes! Yes! Yes!
Triple Q! Triple Q full! Almost! Nice!
Oh god, boss. Oh god.
I'm stuck in my section.
Oh, that was a good shot.
Nice!
I gotta get over the middle password cause these balls come in so quick.
kill, kill, oh
oh my god
THAT WAS FUCKING DISGUSTING
ohhhhhh
I'm trying to chip him over the middle if you want to I got to get that one on that
Oh my god, right to you, Volkz. I'm gonna bump him.
Fuck, this game's intense.
Can't hear the music, I don't have a gun.
Nice, gonna touch.
I need some balls. Nice.
Let's go!
Let's go on a winning streak!
Come on!
Oh my god, I love this song.
Hey, you won't do the trash
Go!
Pray for that bitch!
Come on!
Broke one, broke two, get the fuck off me, please!
I'm so good at jibba.
I'm gonna not be good at areas, I'm gonna be good at jibba.
I may not be good at areas, but I'm gonna get a dribble.
What a tough one.
Shit.
Parents!
Dribble you and dribble you right now.
All right, it's not even possible for them to score.
Text me it is actually, they'll go.
Can't see your ag around once, you monster.
Oh, it ends, it ends after your ag.
Oh, I didn't know that, I didn't know that.
All right balls, I'm not getting off until we lose, locked.
I'm not getting off to a noose.
I'm not getting off to a noose.
Laught. What do you mean W-Stream?
It could last for two hours. Me and Vols are a good duo.
Oh my god, I remember this song!
Oh
We got one of the best
I'm legitimately disgusting like look at the touch and
and...
perfect.
I'm just fucking gross, dude. I don't know what to say.
A few days before it could be
A few days before it could be
The birds will know me
No booze! I need a boost!
Shard of Arsente and O'Asol won't be up
The bitchy bitch
The bitchy bitch
The bitchy bitch
The bitchy bitch
The bitchy bitch
The bitchy bitch
The bitchy bitch
I'm on the racks in my seat, I'm on the racks in the plug.
But you know about your own love
But you know about who they love
Even if it's you, baby, bitch, it's all a move
All of my niggas don't go
None of my niggas no hope
All of my niggas
I
I
I got the B-strip up out of B-crate, I got the Tesla E-ion
I got the C-pion, I'm on it, can't get a refund
You know that's a no-no, you fuck the promo, make my big girl like me
Call up a friend at 35, I'm gonna be like trio
I can't complain in an ELO, you don't let it play B-roll
I'm walking dreamin' at B-roll, know how I go
My pretty lil' studs in the met at the P-hole
They wanna stop
Nice balls back on T-Cat
This is a nice sub-spoop.
It's a 90% down.
It's a 90% down.
Fake them!
I fake too!
I fake too!
I missed the demo.
I missed the demo.
I cannot let this-
YEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
YES!
I mean, lovely touch. Just no other words. I mean, you actually got a foot on that. Wow, look at this touch. Lovely touch.
Splits two defenders here. Wow!
Locking.
Not yet. Godfuck.
I
I'm starving them up is I'm starving their food
my ass
Alright, I will see y'all boys tomorrow with another beautiful shooting.
Hey, babe, I just added a stream, so I come over right now.
Yeah, come as you are, sweaty, tired, victorious, doors unlocked, and I'm exactly where I said I was.
Where are you?
On your bed, legs crossed for now. Come closer.
Thank you.