[401/365] 🟨 JYNXZI vs SQUISHY w NO MECHS -> 1 PRO vs 2 of EVERY RANK -> HITTING PLATINUM TODAY? 🟨

Jynxzi

02-05-2026 · 6h 01m

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[00:00:30] Yeah, it is at my car

[00:00:32] It is at my car

[00:00:34] It's at my car

[00:00:36] It is at my car

[00:00:38] Whoa

[00:00:40] It is at my car

[00:00:42] It is at my car

[00:00:44] It is at my car

[00:00:46] Whoa

[00:00:48] Yeah, how you gonna do that

[00:00:50] Way go shoot like a cool shoot

[00:00:52] Back bro, they pitch, you know we gon' do that

[00:00:54] It is at my car

[00:00:56] It is at my car

[00:00:58] I'm dancing in shots now. I'm here all now.

[00:01:01] Get his ass off me!

[00:01:02] I don't give a fuck now.

[00:01:04] I put my momma's support on three.

[00:01:06] I don't give a fuck now.

[00:01:08] Cosmic, thank you for the cheer water.

[00:01:10] Jad, thank you for the cheer water.

[00:01:12] Moody, thank you for the brand chat.

[00:01:14] Sorry, I'm just stimming.

[00:01:16] Jad, how was your day on a schedule of one to ten?

[00:01:20] Mike, thank you for the cheer water.

[00:01:22] Park, thank you for the brand rain.

[00:01:24] I'm cool with you guys saying I'm late when it's after four.

[00:01:41] I'm 12 minutes early.

[00:01:44] Brother, brother, I'm 12 minutes early.

[00:01:47] Take that late message and shove it up your fucking ass cheeks, dog.

[00:01:51] I am 12 minutes early, dude.

[00:01:53] 12 minutes early, y'all.

[00:01:55] Wait for Carter.

[00:01:56] I'm not waiting for Carter!

[00:01:58] Well, we come through with a soda.

[00:02:02] And we laugh.

[00:02:03] And we record it.

[00:02:05] Jair, they can put a two-one around it.

[00:02:07] They can put a Brian Stepper up.

[00:02:08] They can put a Brian Gart.

[00:02:09] They can put a Father of B.

[00:02:10] They can put a Father of...

[00:02:12] Fred, they can put a two-one.

[00:02:14] I'm in my black pants.

[00:02:16] Doing cocaine with my black friends.

[00:02:19] We'll be hired to help me for the night ends.

[00:02:22] We'll be out before the night ends, before the night ends

[00:02:26] Switch up to the white bins, do a cold game with my white friends

[00:02:31] We'll be out yourself before the night ends, yeah

[00:02:36] Before the night ends, before the night begins, and I see

[00:02:41] I know that this fucking smell gonna hurt me

[00:02:44] Sometimes I feel like I don't even start to breathe

[00:02:48] Tell me, are they working?

[00:02:50] Are they working?

[00:02:52] Tell me, are they working?

[00:02:54] I party too damn much

[00:02:56] You niggas can't keep up

[00:02:58] I'm getting too fucked up

[00:03:00] Too fucked up, yeah

[00:03:02] Too fucked up

[00:03:04] Revelations, they can rid of prime

[00:03:06] Armojis, they can rid of prime

[00:03:08] K-pop, they can rid of prime

[00:03:10] Big Eagles, they can rid of pure water

[00:03:12] Jacks, they can rid of gifted

[00:03:14] Routen, they can rid of prime

[00:03:16] M.D. thinking we're the father of all high high thinking about a chat

[00:03:21] 401 streams in oh my god, I fucked up the title

[00:03:25] It's supposed to say 401 out of 730, but it says for the one out of 365 because I'm a fucking idiot

[00:03:32] Because I'm literally a fucking idiot. Okay your challenges chat today boys. We got some special shit, man

[00:03:40] So in

[00:03:42] approximately

[00:03:43] one hour and ten

[00:03:45] minutes. I'm going to be 1v1ing squishy, but there is a little bit of a twist afoot.

[00:03:53] Cameron thinking about a five-gifted, put it inside my tight hole. Now, how does

[00:03:57] this work? Me and Squishy are going to 1v1 normally straight up. He's probably

[00:04:01] going to be about 25 goals, but after every time he wins a game, he loses a

[00:04:07] mechanic. So like, for example, no jumping, no boosting, has to drive backwards.

[00:04:12] Yeah, yeah, yeah, so yeah, bro, Lando think of it right

[00:04:18] Lando think of it right eb think of it. It's your one stop it in the game

[00:04:23] Um, I don't know if I'm gonna have time to watch it though

[00:04:26] Let me see. Let me check on it. Is he in a game right now?

[00:04:31] Like I don't know if I'm gonna have time to watch it though chat

[00:04:34] Cuz I'm a what like me and squishy are gonna one because we had to get a bunch of people for today

[00:04:39] Let me see. Is he in a game right now right now?

[00:04:42] I want to watch but like is there time is there time is there time

[00:04:51] Padre think the button jack shout it up dude damn thinking about

[00:04:57] What like are they in the game right now right now? I don't see it on the stream. Is it the second stream?

[00:05:05] I don't know man because bro we had to get a bunch of people because wish is gonna be 1v2ing every rank today

[00:05:09] So we had to get like fucking 30 people and we told them all six and then I won't be wanting to switch you have five

[00:05:15] So like I already have like a tight schedule. Let me see. They stop it at a game right now right now

[00:05:23] Oxygen versus space station guys, I don't know what where are you guys seeing this?

[00:05:28] Where are y'all seeing this? Where y'all seeing this where y'all seeing this not as tight as my ass

[00:05:36] Where y'all seeing this B stream

[00:05:39] What? Wait let me see, hold up. Browse, hold up. What the f-

[00:05:54] This stream doesn't exist. Where is it? Rainbow six. I don't see a B stream. Are you guys

[00:06:01] ganking my chain here? I don't see a B stream chat. I don't see a fucking B stream.

[00:06:08] Oh, it's on YouTube?

[00:06:12] Maybe that's why.

[00:06:17] Okay.

[00:06:18] Oh, shit.

[00:06:19] They're playing Black Dragons?

[00:06:21] Oh!

[00:06:22] Okay.

[00:06:23] Wait, wait, wait, hold up.

[00:06:25] Jack, should we watch this?

[00:06:27] I don't know if I'm gonna have time to watch the whole thing, though, because I gotta go

[00:06:30] at five.

[00:06:31] I don't know if I have time.

[00:06:33] I'm gonna go back to the battle

[00:06:35] up close. Miracle was there.

[00:06:37] Oscar's well down.

[00:06:39] Watch this or warm up. What do

[00:06:41] y'all think? Watch this or warm

[00:06:43] up?

[00:06:45] I don't have time, y'all. I don't

[00:06:47] have time.

[00:06:49] I got to go in one hour because

[00:06:51] I'm playing squishy in an hour

[00:06:53] because I don't want to fuck up

[00:06:55] my time on another shit.

[00:06:57] Let me see.

[00:06:59] What do y'all want to do? Should I

[00:07:01] the ball, run the ball, because I gotta go at five, y'all. I gotta go at five, I'm playing

[00:07:06] squishy. I gotta go at five, dude. Run the ball, run the ball, run the ball. Don't chat,

[00:07:18] run the ball, bo bo bo bo. Chat, vote, vote, vote, vote, vote. Chat, vote, vote, vote. Yemen

[00:07:23] with the prime, Makin' with the prime, Dream with the tier one, Zidney with the tier one,

[00:07:30] I'm about to play squishy at an hour every time we won V1 in an hour and six minutes every time we won V1.

[00:07:40] He loses a mechanic. Every time I lose the game.

[00:07:48] Okay, Chad, it looks like we're warming up.

[00:07:51] Chad, I'm gonna have time to watch those series anyways, bro.

[00:07:54] Because I gotta go on five, y'all. I planned out a bunch of shit tonight.

[00:07:58] All right boys, we play squishy in precisely, exactly, fantastically one hour.

[00:08:09] Every time squishy beats me in a 1v1, he loses a mechanic.

[00:08:12] Now, if he makes it to the last game, he will literally have zero mechanics left.

[00:08:19] What do y'all think is going to happen?

[00:08:21] Realistically.

[00:08:22] Do y'all think I will get swept?

[00:08:25] Do y'all think I'll get swept?

[00:08:26] Yes or no in the chat?

[00:08:27] Go live on YouTube in a second, in a second, in a second, in a second.

[00:08:32] OG title, think of it as a part of the title.

[00:08:35] Yes, yes.

[00:08:36] Jack, I don't know if y'all are like crazy, but bro, you guys think Squishy would beat

[00:08:45] me in a Rocket League game where he can't boost, can't jump, can't flip, has to literally

[00:08:51] just drive.

[00:08:55] Do y'all actually think Squishy would win that?

[00:08:57] Or y'all dead of ass?

[00:08:58] No, are y'all dead of ass, bro?

[00:09:25] you

[00:09:55] you

[00:10:25] you

[00:10:55] you

[00:11:25] you

[00:11:55] you

[00:12:25] you

[00:12:55] you

[00:13:25] you

[00:13:55] you

[00:14:25] you

[00:14:55] I

[00:15:04] Know it's a defensive war it's a defensive fucking war it's still here on a zero no one can break through

[00:15:12] This is where legends are made one goal is gonna win it

[00:15:21] Yes, yes

[00:15:25] This is the most intense game. I've never had a game go like this. It's still nail-nail.

[00:15:34] Nice, Aaron! I'm keeping the skies by 2-0. I love this guy. I literally love this guy.

[00:15:42] You will never hit the planet? Fuck you, dog! Have a little feet!

[00:15:51] I'm bootstiring them. I'm bootstiring them.

[00:15:54] I'm bootstiring.

[00:15:57] Aaron, you're such a good teammate. I love you, Aaron.

[00:15:59] Oh, no. Oh, no.

[00:16:03] Oh, no. Oh, my God, I sold. Oh, my God.

[00:16:05] Aaron, you're such a good teammate. Aaron, you're such a good teammate.

[00:16:08] Aaron, you're such a-

[00:16:13] Aaron! You're the best gold I've ever seen!

[00:16:17] Oh, my God!

[00:16:19] That is the greatest goal I've ever seen in my life.

[00:16:29] That is the greatest goal I've ever seen.

[00:16:39] I'm getting platinum today mark my god damn words

[00:17:09] Yeah, I'm waiting, I'm right here, just wait till I'm left here.

[00:17:13] It's time to get scared.

[00:17:15] He partied up, he partied up, he partied up.

[00:17:39] Green look at my neck a committee

[00:17:43] Damn, I ain't been broken a minute

[00:17:48] Chai lock in bro if I don't get platinum today. I'm a fucking loser

[00:18:09] you

[00:18:39] you

[00:19:09] you

[00:19:39] you

[00:20:09] you

[00:21:09] And he treat me like a legend, and my relic is cold

[00:21:12] I'm really too dumb to be feeling this cold

[00:21:15] It's about time you admit it, you kiddin'

[00:21:18] And nobody's ever done it like I did it

[00:21:21] I'm a little too young to take me here right now

[00:21:24] Goddamn it!

[00:21:26] Who the fuck is Bob?

[00:21:28] I swear it feels like the last few nights, even everywhere

[00:21:32] Aaron, I will suck!

[00:21:34] Wait, 2012

[00:21:39] Good go Aaron, good go.

[00:21:43] Good go, chill chill chill!

[00:22:09] Okay, did he just, did he just pass it in the air?

[00:22:37] This is gold jubile to my channel.

[00:22:39] People try to say gold's not calm.

[00:22:41] People try to say gold.

[00:22:43] Brother, you just did an air pass.

[00:22:45] People try to say gold's not calm.

[00:22:47] All right.

[00:23:07] I

[00:23:30] Try to tell me gold isn't calm. No try to tell me gold is in calm

[00:23:37] He just did a pinch, he just did a pinch.

[00:23:43] Try to tell me gold is in comp.

[00:23:45] No, please try to tell me gold is in comp.

[00:23:48] Literally.

[00:23:49] Aaron laughs, Aaron I'm sorry dude.

[00:23:51] But Jack, try to tell me gold is in comp.

[00:23:55] Oh they had a gold three and a silver three.

[00:23:57] Bro that means I gotta be close to gold three y'all.

[00:24:00] Aaron laughs, Aaron I'm sorry.

[00:24:04] A lot of flimsy native blue

[00:24:08] But you gotta know this song dude red fire think of it. It's your one dizzy think of it a prime funky think of it a prime

[00:24:19] You gotta know this song you gotta know this song dude you got

[00:24:34] We ain't done nothing, we ain't pissed

[00:24:36] All that fuck I'm do no piss

[00:24:38] Bitch ain't shit words in my mind

[00:24:40] What the jay?

[00:24:42] What the jay?

[00:25:04] I got that time of my days, but it's something about them go crazy for why I was one maybe cuz

[00:25:11] What they say?

[00:25:12] If you live with me and make me your noise, this the door on the ground like a scapegoat.

[00:25:16] If I wanna, I give it, I pay for it.

[00:25:18] I pay the answer I ain't tryna wait for.

[00:25:20] Anything that I got, it will play for me.

[00:25:22] I will serve it, we trapped out the faith in me.

[00:25:24] Everybody will need how they need.

[00:25:26] Say you pay to me.

[00:25:27] That's when I thought what it was, if they do, I'ma fuck this original chain.

[00:25:30] Not about to say, but it's more about respect

[00:25:32] They give me a say that I'm not some gang

[00:25:34] Right on my chain when I walk in the frankly

[00:25:36] In the end it's all by my government night

[00:25:38] I made a promise I knew

[00:25:39] Cameron with the 10 gifted

[00:25:41] Cameron with the 10 gifted

[00:25:42] Cameron put it in my ass dude

[00:25:49] You said I could have pain

[00:25:51] No I don't want to

[00:26:30] No rest from God, stops in my mind

[00:26:35] On my own, here we go

[00:26:51] Break the limit!

[00:26:53] To be won! To be won! To be won!

[00:27:00] I'll be trying to make these men

[00:27:09] The fuck is falling out in my room

[00:27:13] All I own is a gun

[00:27:17] Come on!

[00:27:20] Come on!

[00:27:22] I'm upset, I'm overdrive

[00:27:32] The clock is out, and nobody takes

[00:27:38] Look at the spine, the sense is done

[00:27:46] That's the point of Xylirion

[00:27:51] I know what you think now

[00:28:06] My eyes collide, they're done with me

[00:28:08] Bump! Bump!

[00:28:09] Bump!

[00:28:18] Over the middle, over the middle!

[00:28:21] You're that selfish.

[00:28:23] Instead of letting me score, you had to take the shot and now we're not gonna score.

[00:28:26] You know what, dude?

[00:28:39] I mean, but you know yourself as Baratoka.

[00:29:05] There's so much crap we got made us to hell.

[00:29:10] I mean, I literally only put on bangers.

[00:29:24] What the fuck I'm supposed to say?

[00:29:25] God, what you got, bitch?

[00:29:27] I shit a nabby.

[00:29:35] What the fuck I'm supposed to sport and all with you, bitch?

[00:29:38] I shoulda never hit you, fuck with you

[00:29:40] Try to dispatch it maybe, but I'm profitable

[00:29:43] I shit

[00:29:44] Curito with the five gifts and Curito bending me over a table

[00:29:47] I shoulda never made you feel like I was stuffed with you

[00:29:49] You ever had somebody say that they stout for you

[00:29:52] And made you feel so hurt like they're really down for you

[00:29:55] They clown on you, that's the time they turn around on you

[00:29:58] They nod on you, be happy they look down on you

[00:30:01] You really jacking you, don't fuck with you

[00:30:04] Now I feel like you never touched it before

[00:30:34] you

[00:31:04] you

[00:31:34] you

[00:32:04] you

[00:32:34] you

[00:33:04] I

[00:33:34] And it was hard for me to know

[00:33:46] Just a little bit longer than a string of bones

[00:33:51] And I've been out of it all

[00:33:54] It's just something that needs to go

[00:33:57] So you know that I was born

[00:34:00] You have me, myself, child

[00:34:05] You have me, myself, child

[00:34:08] See I just completely, I just completely costed us that

[00:34:13] I just completely costed us that dude

[00:34:15] I mean, ah

[00:34:17] Great play there

[00:34:18] Alright bro, relax

[00:34:20] I know I sold, I don't need you to harass me

[00:34:24] I don't need you to fucking harass me dude

[00:34:26] Fuck

[00:34:30] See I would have had a goal there, but you had to touch it.

[00:34:41] See we can get to blaming, we can get to blaming quick, don't you worry.

[00:34:50] Never mind daddy, my hold is yours.

[00:34:52] I submit to you, I submit to you.

[00:34:56] Oh my god, my teammates are actually so fucking good today.

[00:34:59] I don't know what to say. My teammates are actually so fucking good today now.

[00:35:03] legitimately

[00:35:04] I don't know

[00:35:12] whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa

[00:35:13] clear it out clear it out

[00:35:19] go go go break away break away

[00:35:22] I'm over the middle

[00:35:26] I should go up on that. What am I doing?

[00:35:29] He just got, he just did a plant.

[00:35:40] I'm legitimately the worst teammate of all time.

[00:35:44] I'm legitimately the worst teammate of all time.

[00:35:47] Let me lock him.

[00:35:48] I'm going to turn this around.

[00:35:49] Just let me lock him, let me lock him.

[00:35:50] I'm sorry for the first time, and the wrong time, and you're so single.

[00:36:20] you

[00:36:50] you

[00:37:20] you

[00:37:50] you

[00:38:20] you

[00:38:50] you

[00:39:20] you

[00:39:50] you

[00:40:20] you

[00:40:50] you

[00:41:20] you

[00:41:50] you

[00:42:20] you

[00:42:50] you

[00:43:20] you

[00:43:50] you

[00:44:20] you

[00:44:50] You

[00:45:20] But it's not in the black belt, none blessed in the background

[00:45:22] I'm a black man with the bloodhounds, back 10 making love sounds to a bad chick

[00:45:26] She from uptown, up from down south, not a loudmouth, look a fuck around

[00:45:29] I gotta play battle dude, Chad I have to play battle dude

[00:45:32] John, daddy, come on, come on, come on

[00:45:35] Oh this John man, you made this beat, honey

[00:45:37] Young boy, you really is the toughest

[00:45:39] John, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on

[00:45:43] I'm just cool right now, ain't nobody from the heart of a student

[00:45:46] I love how he rebounds that and then scores.

[00:46:04] I absolutely love that, it's so insane.

[00:46:16] I've been trying to find some peace and I'm on the go, I know

[00:46:20] Cause me once can't call my phone, you can get this dog, so

[00:46:23] I've been on me, I'm fine

[00:46:26] I'm in it, running, me don't know, ain't here with my pocket

[00:46:29] Ain't my bro, say that J.Go ain't go violent

[00:46:32] Trying to make a ruck, don't come in contact with that violence

[00:46:35] Violence, she be slid, I'm stylin'

[00:46:38] I'm a girl, she like wet pictures, that ain't my bitch

[00:46:41] If I let her buy you, I won't take her up to New York

[00:46:44] And live a high life like a meagre time with heartbreak

[00:46:47] I pledge out and take his head

[00:46:49] Chepity two goals in 60 seconds

[00:46:52] Nice, good start!

[00:46:56] You put your all on line

[00:47:00] I wanna save

[00:47:02] Look at the answers in the form of

[00:47:06] You're not fine

[00:47:08] You're still alive

[00:47:10] We need to score 2 goals in 45 seconds.

[00:47:18] This is where legends are made.

[00:47:35] Oh, no.

[00:47:37] This is not going to last.

[00:47:49] Give a look to him.

[00:47:54] Over the middle, over the middle, over the middle!

[00:47:56] Great try.

[00:47:57] You know, chat, if I'm gonna get platinum, I gotta play better.

[00:48:10] Point blank, period.

[00:48:11] If I'm gonna get platinum, I gotta play better, chat.

[00:48:13] It's that simple.

[00:48:14] If I'm gonna get platinum, I gotta play better.

[00:48:18] Chat!

[00:48:19] Any advice for getting platinum?

[00:48:23] Quit. Quit. Play more. Practice mode. Be more aggressive. Bro, but every- no chat. The thing

[00:48:35] is bro, every time I get aggressive, they just have an open goal.

[00:48:41] teammate teammate teammate

[00:48:50] teammate

[00:48:54] so now it's 1-0

[00:49:08] Okay

[00:49:13] So I'm gonna get more aggressive I'm gonna get more aggressive, okay, you're demoed how did I miss the demo?

[00:49:19] Go!

[00:49:20] Bang!

[00:49:21] HINEEEK!

[00:49:22] Let's go!

[00:49:23] I need a few more to plan!

[00:49:30] I

[00:49:42] Game let's go

[00:50:00] over the middle

[00:50:15] nice way I got it I got it I got it I got it I got it

[00:50:17] fuck

[00:50:21] yeah I don't got it

[00:50:25] give me that I'm challenging more time see I'm challenging more

[00:50:28] Get him! Try to challenge more! Y'all see the vision? Y'all see the vision?

[00:50:35] I'm on this, I'm on this, I'm on this!

[00:50:45] I'm challenging more, y'all see?

[00:50:48] Bomb to you. I'm just gonna keep bumping him. I'm just gonna keep bumping him. I'm just gonna keep bumping him. I'm just gonna keep bumping him.

[00:50:54] Fuck I missed. That was almost a plan.

[00:51:00] Get off me!!

[00:51:04] Come on!

[00:51:15] Mid-Bruce is mine.

[00:51:17] I'm taking all your posts.

[00:51:24] There we are!

[00:51:29] Shit.

[00:51:30] J.S. Defender, Defender, Defender, Defender!

[00:51:37] No!

[00:51:38] No!

[00:51:39] I'm about to shove this controller up my anus.

[00:51:46] Oh my god, I got the spawn!

[00:51:48] Oh my god, I'm a Muslim!

[00:51:50] I went on my phone for one second and I got the spawn.

[00:51:52] I'm sorry, I'm sorry.

[00:51:54] El Passion.

[00:51:56] That's not it. There's no fucking...

[00:51:58] I legitimately don't know what I could have done.

[00:52:00] I guess I could have tried to aerial.

[00:52:02] Bro, look at the...

[00:52:04] It was like such a cop cake.

[00:52:06] I legitimately don't know what I could have done.

[00:52:08] I could have air-conditioned it.

[00:52:10] I could have air-conditioned it.

[00:52:12] I could have air-conditioned it.

[00:52:14] I was getting a little bit of what I could have did. I could have aerial, but I would have missed that. Y'all know that.

[00:52:25] Dunked on.

[00:52:32] That's a good wall charge, J.S.

[00:52:38] Oh my god! Oh my god! I got it!

[00:52:44] My that's my ball my ball my ball hat trick

[00:53:01] HAT TRICK FOR MESSY HAT TRICK right now shit I'm not a lawnmower shut up

[00:53:21] Up the wall over the middle.

[00:53:25] Up the wall, over his head.

[00:53:30] Nice!

[00:53:33] Who could you imagine?

[00:53:35] Could you imagine?

[00:53:39] I gotta stop going for that.

[00:53:40] I gotta stop, no, no, no, no.

[00:53:42] You stop typing that stupid ass son, son, son emot.

[00:53:45] It's not funny.

[00:53:46] Bro, I gotta stop going for that chat.

[00:53:48] I'm such a fucking sell

[00:54:07] Hard watch then don't fucking walk

[00:54:12] Then don't watch bitch

[00:54:18] Not bad! Getting better!

[00:54:23] Demo! Nice!

[00:54:30] How is that a gold box? How is that a gold?

[00:54:44] Over the middle, over the middle!

[00:54:48] How does that turn into a pinch?

[00:55:05] Like bruh bruh bruh, how does that turn into a pinch?

[00:55:08] Are we dead ass?

[00:55:09] Are we dead ass?

[00:55:10] Are we dead ass?

[00:55:11] We're giving you a gold.

[00:55:26] Hey chat!

[00:55:29] You know what?

[00:55:34] Chat, let's stop skidding here and pretending like gold isn't coming.

[00:55:38] No, no, seriously.

[00:55:39] Guys, guys, let's not sit here and pretend like gold isn't coming.

[00:55:44] No, no, no, legitimately.

[00:55:45] Y'all can laugh.

[00:55:46] Y'all can keep talking, son.

[00:55:48] Brothers, let's not act like gold isn't coming.

[00:55:52] Yeah, you know what, JS?

[00:55:53] You can leave the squad because you went AFK on the opening kickoff,

[00:55:56] which gave them a goal.

[00:55:58] Like, brother, brother, if you are going away,

[00:56:01] just end the team still.

[00:56:04] I'm going to leave because now it's awkward.

[00:56:06] I'm gonna leave because now it's awkward.

[00:56:11] Red fire, think of it as your one love from Kentucky, appreciate you my guy.

[00:56:14] Mr. Phil, think of it as a photo, Paul, think of it as a photo, AAB, think of it as a prime

[00:56:18] title in my ass, Jackie, think of it as a photo, Skull, think of it as a photo.

[00:56:26] Hi guys, Goldiskop, yes.

[00:56:28] 1v1 time, boys!

[00:56:30] Let's see how I do it at 1v1s!

[00:57:05] You give me so much space, bro.

[00:57:09] That's why I'm getting crime messy space.

[00:57:13] Too much space.

[00:57:19] Give me too much space, pal.

[00:58:02] Now, hey, hey, let's not act like Gold is in comps.

[00:58:13] Let's not act like Gold is in comp, dude.

[00:58:16] Gold is comps!

[00:58:17] Oh my god!

[00:58:18] Let's not act like Gold is in comp, chat!

[00:58:22] Seriously!

[00:58:23] I'm absolutely disgusting.

[00:58:53] at this game chat, chat I'm absolutely disgusting.

[00:59:12] Windows been streamed in?

[00:59:14] SHUT UP!

[00:59:16] IT'S UNSTARTED DIPTED!

[00:59:26] GO! GO! GO!

[00:59:29] YES!

[00:59:32] OH MY GOD!

[00:59:35] RONALDIÑO!

[00:59:37] RONALDIÑO!

[00:59:40] OH MY GOD!

[00:59:42] The last second redirection?

[00:59:57] I legitimately hate Kekos, I legitimately hate Kekos, I hate them, I legitimately hate Kekos,

[01:00:04] look at my eyes, timid tail, there's no duality, it's perfect, do I look bright, all that green

[01:00:09] They get it the chip me ass said to you the mass acquired a different

[01:00:18] He's sitting in that

[01:00:28] Come on chase the ball get greedy chase the ball

[01:00:34] Good boy, who's a good boy

[01:00:36] You can drive all night, looking for the answers in the pouring rain.

[01:00:46] That's all just IQ chat, but no chatter, that's just IQ.

[01:00:51] That's just IQ dude, that's IQ.

[01:00:58] your night, bro. I believe they call that BORED-DOWN! BORED-DOWN! GONNER MAKE DAY THIS

[01:01:11] BITCH! GONNER MAKE DAY BITCH! In your neck, dog! In your neck! In your neck! See, I can

[01:01:26] get good kickoffs too brother I'm allowed to get good kickoffs to six to three I'm

[01:01:35] a ones player drama one player that's I'm a one player

[01:01:42] lovely touch lovely touch this is brilliant football and it may lovely

[01:02:00] fucking touch it. It's an absolutely lovely touch, lads.

[01:02:16] Was that a bicycle kick? Was that a bicycle kick?

[01:02:24] I was a bicycle kick.

[01:02:27] I might have just got balled.

[01:02:40] Should I win for a ball there?

[01:02:50] Take them.

[01:02:53] I'm on this song! Demolition!

[01:02:56] Chip it!

[01:02:57] Chip it!

[01:03:00] Fuck.

[01:03:08] I mean, that's luck. Did I not hit the ball?

[01:03:10] Chat, look me in the eyes, tell me I didn't hit the ball.

[01:03:13] Look at my eyes, tip it to you.

[01:03:16] Okay, nevermind, I didn't hit the ball.

[01:03:18] Yeah, yeah, nevermind, I didn't hit the ball.

[01:03:23] Holy breast milk dog.

[01:03:43] If I blow a 63 lead, somebody...

[01:03:55] It's my lucky day.

[01:04:00] It's my lucky day.

[01:04:02] Oh my god, today's gonna be the...

[01:04:07] Imagine, just fucking imagine.

[01:04:13] You're so lucky. You're so lucky.

[01:04:17] Can I run? I gotta get this shit out of here.

[01:04:21] This is gonna be a second to last chance, realistically.

[01:04:25] WTF!

[01:04:37] I just wasted so much time dribbling. You get bumped, get bumped.

[01:04:44] Chipped you buddy, chipped you

[01:04:52] Look at that waste time. It's just world-class. It's world-class time wasting and good game, buddy. Hey, bro. Good game. Nice plan with you, my boy

[01:05:07] It's been a really really messed up week

[01:05:09] seven days of torture, seven days of better.

[01:05:12] Am I a girlfriend with a cheat that I made?

[01:05:14] She's a California dime, but it's time for me to quit her.

[01:05:17] La, la, la.

[01:05:19] Chad, if I'm division IV,

[01:05:22] how close am I to go to?

[01:05:24] In what?

[01:05:26] How close?

[01:05:29] Chad, how close?

[01:05:33] How close?

[01:05:33] One to two games.

[01:05:34] So here's what we're gonna do.

[01:05:36] Everybody, yes, everybody.

[01:05:39] Reach into your drawer, grab lubricant and or motion.

[01:05:43] We're hitting Gold T right now.

[01:05:45] Let's go to the Nevada.

[01:05:48] Not Logan with the prime.

[01:05:50] W Logan in the chat.

[01:05:57] Trevor, won't be wanting squishy in eight minutes.

[01:06:00] Eight minutes, squishy with no mechanics.

[01:06:09] Appreciate that. I'll take that into your net. No problem. Hey, nice to have business with you. Fuck.

[01:06:22] This guy's so nervous I can tell. I can tell he feels the aura. Jump.

[01:06:39] come on get aggressive get aggressive good boy who's a good boy don't get

[01:06:54] aggressive on your line kids shit

[01:06:58] I have to keep blue starving him.

[01:07:10] I have to keep blue starving him.

[01:07:18] you bro you gotta stay

[01:07:28] don't clip that do not look back I I tripped him I tripped him I tripped him

[01:07:36] HAHAHA

[01:07:41] FUCK

[01:07:48] Clearance!

[01:07:55] That's in your net, bro.

[01:07:56] Bro, bro!

[01:08:01] Ah, I love the noise the gold animation makes.

[01:08:03] It just sounds like when you're busting a nut.

[01:08:07] Literally.

[01:08:18] Are we dead now?

[01:08:28] Oh no!

[01:08:38] Oh no!

[01:08:39] Oh my god!

[01:08:40] I'm practically assisting him!

[01:08:45] Fuck!

[01:09:16] He missed, he missed, he missed.

[01:09:25] This is ass versus ass.

[01:09:28] This is literally ass versus ass.

[01:09:32] Don't let me reach that supersonic speed.

[01:09:43] Over your head, that's clean, that's clean, that's clean.

[01:10:00] Boom boom.

[01:10:05] Now it's hold on to this lead for two minutes.

[01:10:29] DONOROLDA!!!

[01:10:35] I'm bopping him, I'm bopping him. Learn this from a braw. Shout it out, raddals! Shout!

[01:10:42] I'm not sure if you can see me.

[01:11:04] It's in your neck, dog!

[01:11:12] Good grief.

[01:11:16] Oh, yeah, let's waste time. I'm down. I'm down to waste time. I'm not the one on the time front here.

[01:11:23] It's like five seconds to shoot off the block there.

[01:11:31] Shield to shield. Everybody shield.

[01:11:36] I like penis.

[01:11:39] I like penis.

[01:11:41] I actually cannot believe the rattlesnake didn't work.

[01:11:59] Jumped on? Come on!

[01:12:10] Please!

[01:12:29] Let's go!

[01:12:50] I think I just came in my pants.

[01:13:07] It's just an aerial for the win.

[01:13:10] GO TO PANTS!

[01:13:11] YES!

[01:13:12] OH GOD, BITCH!

[01:13:17] YES!

[01:13:20] Allright, yeah. One more game. One more game. One more game. One more game.

[01:13:24] One more game. I'm addicted, brother. One more game that I call squishy.

[01:13:33] Outta the fact! One more game that I call squishy. Holy warm death.

[01:13:42] Walsh off.

[01:13:49] In your net gobs.

[01:14:04] I'm just bullying him.

[01:14:05] I'm never allowed to be close to the ball.

[01:14:09] Come on!

[01:14:35] Get bumped. It's not gonna be that easy. You have to play better if you want to win it.

[01:14:46] Cold with the 20 gifts in subscriptions. Cold. Give me that dick!

[01:15:01] Rattles method.

[01:15:06] Wait, how am I not supersonic speed?

[01:15:08] That doesn't make any sense.

[01:15:10] How am I, what?

[01:15:12] What?

[01:15:17] I'm so lost, this is insane.

[01:15:25] Let me check, can I get a one a save in the chat please?

[01:15:31] wall triple wall touch aerial into a call

[01:15:44] Oh

[01:16:14] I reached supersonic speed and I was not trying to do that.

[01:16:33] I wasn't trying to do that.

[01:16:35] I was not trying to do that.

[01:17:05] Get that weak shit out of here dog, I don't know how to aerial.

[01:17:18] I'm not the man I used to be at home, oh no.

[01:17:24] Good game brother.

[01:17:25] Shriveled off my head, just why not?

[01:17:50] In your net, dawg!

[01:17:52] Let's fucking go! Let's fucking go! Let's go!

[01:18:01] Alright chat, I'm bout to call Squishy after this game.

[01:18:09] Good game, bro. Hey, nice playing with you, my boy.

[01:18:22] I'm a once player. I found my identity. I'm a once player. I'm about to call Squishy

[01:18:36] and discord chat. We got some dang new shit coming up.

[01:18:38] So you can see Squishy with no mechanics and then we are going to see if Squishy can

[01:18:43] 1v2 every rank in rocketing chat. I'm about to go piss in a toilet and then I'm going

[01:18:48] Bear with me.

[01:18:52] She's a rocket man.

[01:19:48] I think it's gonna be a

[01:19:50] a

[01:19:52] a

[01:19:54] a

[01:19:56] a

[01:19:58] a

[01:20:00] a

[01:20:02] a

[01:20:04] a

[01:20:06] a

[01:20:08] a

[01:20:10] a

[01:20:12] a

[01:20:14] a

[01:20:16] And I think it's gotta be a long time. That's how sound brings me round again to find I'm not the man

[01:20:24] I used to be at home. Oh, no

[01:20:28] Cuz I'm a rockin man

[01:20:34] I'm gonna twist you chat

[01:20:46] I'm ringing him, I'm ringing him on Discord.

[01:20:49] I'm ringing him, I'm ringing him.

[01:20:55] Who would ever use this car? I just don't understand.

[01:21:00] Okay, now this is kind of sexy.

[01:21:02] Hello?

[01:21:03] Yo, oh, oh, oh, oh.

[01:21:07] Wait, can you talk one more time, Jake? Sorry.

[01:21:09] Penis.

[01:21:10] Okay. Why is this not working?

[01:21:16] Chat regular octane or white or like the base one

[01:21:22] Or no white octane or base or white white right

[01:21:29] Maybe base though

[01:21:32] Chat base

[01:21:35] Tw

[01:21:38] Okay, there we go

[01:21:42] Yo, how you doing bro

[01:21:44] How's the rights going?

[01:21:46] I'm fucking off, dude.

[01:21:48] Yeah, so, Dixie, one question, dude.

[01:21:50] I tuned into your stream, right?

[01:21:52] And I was like, because obviously it was about the time

[01:21:54] I was supposed to get in a call, and I saw you

[01:21:56] finish up a ranking, and then you were like

[01:21:58] sucking on your fingers. Can you like talk about that?

[01:22:01] Brother, this game increases my sex drive.

[01:22:03] Cameron with the 25 gifted.

[01:22:05] Cameron, fuck me.

[01:22:06] Brother, this game increases my sex drive, dude.

[01:22:08] That's what it is.

[01:22:10] I also saw you, for lack of better words,

[01:22:13] better words sucking off your controller yesterday that was yesterday those days are gone okay your

[01:22:19] new man now yes okay so what do you got in store for me dude um you got a challenge for me and

[01:22:31] then I got a challenge for you buddy yes yes yes okay so it explains to everybody this house gonna

[01:22:35] work we're gonna do five games game number one I play regular I get a bend jinx the over okay I

[01:22:42] Yeah, we absolutely never 1v1 each other when you go full throttle. We've never done that.

[01:22:46] Yes, I gotta have my way with you. And then game two, no boost.

[01:22:50] You can already, like, these games are gonna be close, so no boost. I can only jump.

[01:22:55] We did this with Sketch, remember we 1v2, we only keep you in Sketch like this?

[01:22:58] Yep, yep.

[01:22:58] But you're a lot better than you were then, so I feel like it'll already be close.

[01:23:01] And then game three will be the same thing, but I can only reverse.

[01:23:05] So I can't go forward at all. I can't press my drive at all.

[01:23:09] I think I'm gonna win game three, Squishy. I think I'm gonna win game three.

[01:23:12] The reverse only. I could jump though in that one, but I can only jump in there.

[01:23:16] You mean you only go backwards, right?

[01:23:18] I cannot go forward, but I can still jump and go backward.

[01:23:21] Squishy, I'm going to be honest, bro. I think I'm going to win that. I'm not trolling.

[01:23:25] And then game four, I'm full grounded, but I can boost.

[01:23:29] And then game five, no boost, no jump, okay?

[01:23:32] Locked.

[01:23:33] But also, one thing, Jinx. So, for game five, I cannot boost, cannot jump.

[01:23:38] I can go off the surface that gets me air, okay?

[01:23:43] Yeah, that's why I'm a gold climbing a goal. Yeah, exactly

[01:23:47] I can climb the wall and climb the backboard stuff like that, but I cannot press the jump button at all

[01:23:50] I can only press drive

[01:23:53] Not a squishy and reverse. I'm gonna be honest. I don't know if you agree or disagree. I think I'm gonna win game three. I

[01:24:00] Feel like game five. I for sure almost for sure loose, but I'm gonna I'm gonna we'll see game three. I have confidence

[01:24:05] I'm not that backward, but you've gotten better you've got a lot better. All right. All right. All right. All right

[01:24:10] So it's pretty what if I win game three bro? Do I get like a hand job or something?

[01:24:16] Um, you get a hand job. I mean I could I can I can arrange that but

[01:24:20] Let's talk about only get there. There's a hundred. There's a hundred gifts on the line Jinx. So

[01:24:25] For both people right you're putting up a hundred as well. Yes, so okay

[01:24:29] So if I lose it basically how it's gonna work if I lose any of the games

[01:24:31] I'll gift you a hundred if I win all five you give me a hundred, okay? Okay?

[01:24:35] I have to win all five okay. I'm gonna start that you ready

[01:24:42] Yeah, hi bad dude game by game prediction, so alright first game here you're going full throttle, right?

[01:24:49] Yes, I could do anything anything goes. This is like you just warming up basically alright. This is 3v3 map doesn't matter or no

[01:24:55] No, it doesn't matter. All right, so you're going full throttle

[01:24:59] Yes, sir anything goes here anything goes here. Yeah, I want to see like how I do

[01:25:05] I'm gonna try to not give up a goal. I'm gonna treat this like it's 99 to 0 and see how many goals I can get on here

[01:25:11] That's why I'm not trying to bail

[01:25:13] Cuz we never we never did a 99 zero right so like this is a good idea

[01:25:23] Your kickoff is masquerade yeah, yeah, so I have to teach you that series things you should be flipping first on your kickoff

[01:25:29] You just drive right now, right? I think you drive and flip with you

[01:25:31] Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes

[01:25:36] Yeah, on kickoff you should be like boosting flipping and then flipping again once you get to the ball

[01:25:40] But it's a little bit complicated. We'll do that later. You keep doing what you're doing. So actually it's kind of hard to play

[01:25:45] Like oh my god. Oh, yo, yo, that is hard to play because you're like delayed

[01:25:55] You look you got word now, it's like a lot of I'm kind of scared. I'm kind of scared

[01:26:01] Don't don't lose rough. Don't lose. No, no, no, I'm locked. I'm locked. I'm locked. The fifth one is gonna be so

[01:26:16] Bro, you're so like talent

[01:26:21] Good God for those 30 seconds, I'm gonna try to aim for 25 if you could stop me from scoring 25

[01:26:28] I think that's a success

[01:26:30] You're not going to score 25 goals in five minutes around

[01:26:33] Here's your, are you crazy?

[01:26:35] Are you going to bet 20 gifts on it?

[01:26:37] Yeah bro, let's do it, you're not going to score 25 goals

[01:26:42] Alright

[01:26:46] You sure?

[01:26:48] Yeah, I'm sure, 20 gifts are right

[01:26:50] Okay, 20 gifts, 20 gifts, if I don't do it, I'll use the 20

[01:26:58] I

[01:27:07] Locked her

[01:27:10] Oh

[01:27:11] shit

[01:27:12] Okay, I thought you had that I'm not gonna lie that you had it so you're gonna score 25 goals in five minutes

[01:27:17] I do I do I'm talking bro. I'm a gamer bro. I'm a gamer

[01:27:28] I probably studied you more than any other player on the planet think about that like I've like watched so much of your gameplay to try to figure out what I can help you with that like

[01:27:37] I don't think you can get by me dude. I'm gonna be honest. I think I probably thousand owe you

[01:27:43] Respectfully Jinx

[01:27:45] Respectfully of course. No, I'm rooting for you always

[01:27:47] I know but I think I think I could do a thousand

[01:27:51] I know you bro. I just know

[01:27:53] I

[01:27:56] Think I'm the scariest I can't I think I was actually scared though

[01:28:01] Thanks, I don't want to be that guy, but I do the math like I have more than that time

[01:28:04] They're 25 here. Yeah, but what you're not thinking about to proceed is there's gonna be one possession where you literally take 30 seconds

[01:28:09] I just got a couple of things. You're right. You're right

[01:28:14] Maybe not how do you think that shit? What is that? I tell you I won't get 25. I can't tell you

[01:28:20] You're not getting 25.

[01:28:22] You're not getting 25.

[01:28:24] I can't tell you dude.

[01:28:30] Okay you might get 25.

[01:28:34] Halfway point 230.

[01:28:36] If I get one more I'm good for them.

[01:28:42] Bro you're actually like...

[01:28:46] I don't even get to the ball pass.

[01:28:48] He's just in the air

[01:28:52] Hopping baby versus hydrogen bomb

[01:28:57] I get the boost oh

[01:29:01] Good say a big actually gets a back she gets it. Wait fuck what the fuck?

[01:29:07] Okay, okay, this is the possession you're talking about. Oh

[01:29:13] That's the possession you're talking about

[01:29:16] That's embarrassing

[01:29:18] I don't know if you saw that debate where XGC said things overwatched the high-scale game

[01:29:32] and I said I think Rockety's high-scale.

[01:29:34] Who do you agree with?

[01:29:36] You, for sure.

[01:29:37] I mean, I'll put it overwatched.

[01:29:38] Do you think Rockety is the highest-scale game in the world?

[01:29:41] From a mechanical standpoint alone, 100%.

[01:29:44] I think from a strategical standpoint, no.

[01:29:47] I think this requires like a way different skill set well said

[01:29:52] That's it. It's matches really hard. What's my smash?

[01:29:57] Have you played smash smash the fighting game. Yeah, that game is crazy. Have a can it's kind of like this one

[01:30:03] See what we're gonna say. I

[01:30:06] I was saying like oh

[01:30:09] Oh

[01:30:12] I was saying like I

[01:30:14] think rocket need to stop

[01:30:16] High-skilled game in the world because we literally had seven streamers. We had a champion

[01:30:30] Well, we had a champion a diamond a flat of gold like yeah, so many ranks and still won V7 that's twice

[01:30:39] And I think that any profit of them that as well

[01:30:42] Like it's not even like you didn't even have like a top like a top top top player doing that either

[01:30:46] It's like any pro could have prize on that. It's kind of dirty

[01:30:55] Locking lock ending it's not over dude

[01:31:01] If you learn that kickoff in one's in this you just dominate your rank by the way, but it's like so hard you have to learn the speed flip

[01:31:07] pick some time I've eyes just typed close game here

[01:31:12] there's the blood of that bro bro squishy oh my god you score instantly like you

[01:31:18] don't even waste any time just go right into my ass

[01:31:23] no yeah I would um out of your feet for sure I mean he's a little biased if you

[01:31:29] played ever watch bro right I'm pretty sure he did

[01:31:33] GAAAAAAAGHHH

[01:31:35] I can't get the ball!

[01:31:44] I'll get four golds in a game.

[01:31:45] You won every kickoff.

[01:31:49] I was trucked.

[01:31:52] How do you want every kickoff, Spitchy?

[01:31:54] So, it's just the flip I'm doing.

[01:31:56] I'm just going so fast here that I'm trying to flip through the box.

[01:31:59] I know you're late. You're like a little bit late to everything.

[01:32:01] So because the way I'm flipping like it's an always I only know those that I watched both of your other games

[01:32:12] Yeah, that's what this cuz I know where you're here off is they didn't know you're here off this

[01:32:15] I'm a nerd. I like studying your shit

[01:32:18] But I was doing that to help you. I wasn't doing that to beat you. I was doing it so I can like fix it later

[01:32:23] Hold up. I could save this maybe you won't get 25

[01:32:26] Yeah.

[01:32:27] Okay.

[01:32:28] Do you just never run out of boosts?

[01:32:31] I mean, I would have been on the floor in three seconds.

[01:32:34] How do you just never run out of boosts, though?

[01:32:37] You're feathering it.

[01:32:39] Yeah.

[01:32:40] God, you're so locked in.

[01:32:42] I see more in one minute.

[01:32:52] I would have been able to 100 now you're in like 15 minutes

[01:32:58] I know I know I'm not fighting you

[01:33:06] I know I know

[01:33:13] Alright it's 25 I'm a minute left I'm only gonna get 35

[01:33:16] key if I lock in how do I know? What?

[01:33:25] No I can go for the enemy, I can go for the enemy.

[01:33:28] Sorry things, I can listen.

[01:33:31] Nah I wanna see this, you see how far I'm after this.

[01:33:35] I messed up. It's a medic.

[01:33:38] That's why, that's why.

[01:33:39] I'm so bad at locking. You're so lucky, you're so lucky.

[01:33:42] You're so lucky. That's why I'm gonna go right there.

[01:33:46] save it save it thanks don't be nervous don't be nervous

[01:33:53] 26 goals dude squishy are you dead ass 26 brother

[01:34:01] it's gonna be good to see like what the score line is next to you I mean like as

[01:34:04] I get no I know it's gonna be fun oh my wait

[01:34:40] I can't get 28, hold on.

[01:34:42] You can't get 28 buddy.

[01:34:52] Ha ha ha.

[01:34:58] Alright, 20 minutes.

[01:35:00] We do got to set up 100 of some ground.

[01:35:02] We should, we should.

[01:35:04] Because you're the only person that actually fucked up my kickoff.

[01:35:07] Zen didn't and musty didn't.

[01:35:09] Why were you able to fuck up my kickoff so much, Squishy?

[01:35:11] Because you know what I'm doing or something?

[01:35:13] Yeah, well, okay, so your kickoff is slow because you don't flip at the start.

[01:35:17] You just drive at the start.

[01:35:18] So you're winning the kickoff against Zen because you were slightly slower than a regular good player was.

[01:35:22] So Zen's going fast as if he's playing a good player, but your kickoff's like half as quick.

[01:35:26] So your delay like kind of fucked him.

[01:35:28] So I know that yours is a little delayed, so I'm kind of pushing through it.

[01:35:31] That's why I want everyone.

[01:35:32] It's like a little bit, it's a weird kickoff.

[01:35:34] It wouldn't usually work with these five other people.

[01:35:36] Bro, okay, I know what that means.

[01:35:37] Now I just wish you for game two. What is your rules now? What is your restrictions? I can't boost I can jump though

[01:35:45] You can't so I could do anything. I just can't boost I could do anything else

[01:35:48] I can't do brother you might lose this one bro. It's Chris. You know much better. I got I know you've gotten better

[01:35:53] I know you got you can't I also did just not I did this one a.o. You though five minutes

[01:35:58] I know but I got better. I know I'm already shooting

[01:36:03] It's gonna be hard, I have to think more.

[01:36:13] How are you doing this like without boosting though, it's like...

[01:36:17] You actually can't...

[01:36:18] I can't go for any kickoff, this is the main issue though.

[01:36:21] I literally can't be due to any kickoff.

[01:36:26] So reverse, that actually will be really tough to save for reverse.

[01:36:29] And then also no boost, I don't know how I'm gonna save that.

[01:36:31] I think I have to go squishy save. I have to go top of the ass.

[01:36:33] Do that flak. You little motherfucker.

[01:36:36] Okay, I know what I have to do. No, you're gonna keep doing that flak. Okay.

[01:36:40] Chad, don't you rock out. That's his only move because he can't lose chat. Remember?

[01:36:43] Can't lose. We have to go to the blue.

[01:36:53] Now, I'm gonna get there. I'm gonna get there because you don't have a blue.

[01:36:56] How did you demo me if you didn't have a boost?

[01:37:02] I can flip, I can flip to get fast enough.

[01:37:05] Wait, let's push you.

[01:37:08] You can demo somebody without a boost.

[01:37:12] Yes, as long as you...

[01:37:13] I told you so the other day, you can flip to get supersonic.

[01:37:15] You don't need a boost to get supersonic.

[01:37:17] So if you flip three times, you get supersonic.

[01:37:20] I can't save that.

[01:37:23] Fuck, fuck. Yeah, I don't know how I'm gonna do this with no boots. Your shots are actually good. Or no jump, I mean.

[01:37:38] As long as you have the lines behind you like the Super Sonic lines, you can demo.

[01:37:44] You're so good. You're so good.

[01:37:48] So wait, what is game three? You have to go back. Bro, you're not winning game three.

[01:37:51] Oh, yeah, I forgot about this one to get something for you, but like it's fine. We can we can forget we can scratch that one

[01:38:00] What do you say game 3 is a reverse reverse same thing back only reverse

[01:38:08] Dance dance dance

[01:38:12] You're telling me you think you can beat me with only going backwards and not boost it

[01:38:18] I think so I think it'll be close I think the fifth one is the one that I'm worried about not being you at all

[01:38:24] What is the fourth one?

[01:38:25] The fourth one is boost only I can't jump at all that one I think it will win

[01:38:48] Oh

[01:38:53] Fucked up

[01:38:57] Keep that jinx actually good shot

[01:39:08] Which you have this is just cyberboding dude, I might go to get 20 or no boost possible bro. No, you won't

[01:39:15] Oh, I'm good.

[01:39:20] Oh, shit.

[01:39:22] I'm good now.

[01:39:24] You are good now.

[01:39:25] I just have your biggest fucking supporter, dude.

[01:39:28] Like, I want to see you succeed, but like,

[01:39:32] I can, I can abuse some stuff.

[01:39:34] Oh, I almost touched on you, Squish.

[01:39:36] Oh my gosh, oh my gosh, I'm not gonna lie, I'm just so high up

[01:39:57] I don't want to give you advice because you're going to beat me if I do that so I got to

[01:40:08] do that.

[01:40:09] It's like a few things you can do here to make this hard for me.

[01:40:20] Are you back on Beavus?

[01:40:21] I think?

[01:40:23] Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[01:40:25] You are a god.

[01:40:27] You didn't like RB?

[01:40:29] No.

[01:40:31] Like that's fine, but you should get used to like

[01:40:33] fat fingering sometime, B and A.

[01:40:35] Like put your finger between the two

[01:40:37] because in the future pressing them together

[01:40:39] would be like really important.

[01:40:41] Yeah, boosting and jumping together

[01:40:43] that's actually a tag.

[01:40:45] So digressing your finger between the two.

[01:40:47] So they're resting your finger between the two.

[01:40:53] You can for sure use the I use circle boost.

[01:40:58] And you have the fat finger.

[01:41:01] I'm just not pressing. I'm just trying to think hard enough not to press it. It's hard.

[01:41:30] I have a lot of muscle memory in this spot.

[01:41:37] How are you doing this?

[01:41:44] I've scored half the goals in the last game, so half is good.

[01:41:48] Bro, how are you doing this without boosting it?

[01:41:53] This is ridiculous dude.

[01:41:56] did you think like you think you think you're gonna be with the reverse all

[01:42:01] time? I said I'm gonna win with the reverse. Yeah, I'm gonna win. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Trust me. There's no way I know.

[01:42:14] Oh, it's gonna be hard to beat you with no jump. I'd like just test it right

[01:42:18] there. I'm just trying to see. That's gonna be impossible, I think. So in game four,

[01:42:25] you can only put some cash out yeah game for it the only boost no jump in game

[01:42:29] five I can't do four jump oh my gosh did you score at all asking now

[01:42:38] Now, last game was 28-0.

[01:42:40] He scored 3 this game, yeah, so this is gonna be a hard day.

[01:42:44] Check you!

[01:42:46] Come on, you better act, you better act!

[01:42:55] I'll rank you in 1 now.

[01:42:57] Call 2.

[01:42:58] Call 2? Oh, shit.

[01:43:00] That's actually good.

[01:43:02] You know that 1's is usually like, harder to get high rank in, like, if you're...

[01:43:06] Yeah, I have a better ones player than I am a two-stunatic or fast two-stunatic.

[01:43:10] Like if you're a gold two-in-ones, usually those players are like flat two.

[01:43:13] Like usually it's about a rank difference.

[01:43:15] And twos and twos.

[01:43:17] That sounds crazy.

[01:43:19] Yeah, I know it's true, it's true.

[01:43:21] Like there's GC players, you can even ask your chat, like look over in a second.

[01:43:25] Everyone in DixieStap, you guys are like, if you guys are like champ and twos, you guys are one and one.

[01:43:30] Like Diamond probably.

[01:43:32] That's probably like a whole rank lower, right?

[01:43:34] Like a rabbit, they're the same.

[01:43:40] Yeah, D2.

[01:43:42] Yeah.

[01:43:43] Yeah, the same, true. Yes.

[01:43:45] So basically in Rocket League, your 1th rank is always going to be lower than your 2th rank?

[01:43:50] Yeah.

[01:43:51] What about 3s?

[01:43:52] Usually.

[01:43:53] 3s? Hmm.

[01:43:54] 3s are hard to say.

[01:43:56] I don't know.

[01:43:57] I don't know for 3s.

[01:43:58] Usually 3s is about on par with your 2s.

[01:44:02] All right, bro. So okay game one full throttle was 28 to zero

[01:44:08] Game two with no blue half the

[01:44:17] All right reverse okay, this was gonna be really tough

[01:44:22] I know you disagree, but I think I'm gonna win I think I'm gonna win this

[01:44:26] If you beat me squishy with reversing and no boosting I'll legitimately be so impressed

[01:44:32] The fact that you scored, I don't like that you were able to score 4 on me while I could

[01:44:38] jump.

[01:44:39] I thought that was gonna be easier, so I already have a lot less confidence than I did now.

[01:44:43] Now Squishy, like I said, after this I got a challenge for you, Muffler.

[01:44:46] I know, I know.

[01:44:47] Well you're only gonna reverse, there's no way you save this.

[01:44:50] No!

[01:44:51] Oh my gosh, oh my gosh, yes, I'm gonna win this, I'm gonna win this, I'm gonna win this,

[01:44:57] trust.

[01:44:58] Yeah, you had that you had that you had that the kickoff is like

[01:45:16] No

[01:45:21] How are you better backwards with no boost than me forwards with the boost

[01:45:28] safe that

[01:45:38] I'm just so intimidating when he's just moving backwards

[01:45:41] like balls on crack oh shit

[01:45:44] now like I said this is so intimidating I don't know how to explain it

[01:45:48] when he's just moving backwards

[01:45:54] How are you this good backwards?

[01:46:04] Oh fuck, this is so hard, I'm not gonna laugh.

[01:46:07] Bro, I'm telling you, I'm gonna win this one.

[01:46:09] I'm just kidding, I'm gonna pick up the women.

[01:46:11] I don't doubt that I got it.

[01:46:14] Good wall touch.

[01:46:20] You motherfucker.

[01:46:22] You mother fucker. He's playing backwards, y'all.

[01:46:26] Somebody said Bro is Mater from Carves.

[01:46:29] God, that's such a good reference.

[01:46:33] Mater's a goat, dude.

[01:46:39] What actually good idea on the shot.

[01:46:41] If you hit it behind me, in front of my car, I can't go for it.

[01:46:45] See the vision?

[01:46:47] I do, I do.

[01:46:49] We're down three already.

[01:46:50] It's okay, I can come back, I can come back, I know I can.

[01:46:54] Oh my god, what a shot.

[01:46:56] So you want to play this after? This is why you're a world champ, man.

[01:47:00] You can actually just play backwards.

[01:47:03] That's actually a good shot, I'm not gonna laugh or anything.

[01:47:05] Oh my god.

[01:47:14] That's a good shot for this.

[01:47:15] It's an unredominated series.

[01:47:18] Thank you, thank you.

[01:47:20] How are you this good?

[01:47:27] Bro, you're actually doing better backwards.

[01:47:30] I don't know how, I don't know how.

[01:47:33] I thought I was gonna win.

[01:47:38] I can't get that.

[01:47:42] Come on, please, can you walk?

[01:47:47] What?

[01:47:56] Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes! We can come back!

[01:48:00] Fuck! Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck!

[01:48:02] What the fuck here?

[01:48:04] Bitch.

[01:48:17] No, bro, how do I shoot that move in?

[01:48:23] Yeah.

[01:48:24] Yeah, just runner like chat.

[01:48:39] Am I just a joke?

[01:48:41] Oh my god.

[01:48:43] Oh my god, like legitimately how

[01:48:51] No

[01:48:53] Bro, you're playing backwards. How are you winning six? Yes? No, bro. No. No. No. What is that read actually good read actually?

[01:49:00] I got a tip. I got a tip. Okay, yeah, I mean this is gonna be close one. Yeah, obviously

[01:49:06] You're down for

[01:49:09] Super I can't save that I can

[01:49:13] This absolute mother fuck

[01:49:16] He built me up saying he can't save it

[01:49:25] We will come back

[01:49:30] Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no

[01:49:37] Legitimately what the fuck

[01:49:43] I can't go forward, but I gotta turn my way.

[01:49:50] No, don't tell me.

[01:49:55] I mean, what was the thought process, man?

[01:50:00] Gotta bank it off the wall and then counter it.

[01:50:03] Bank it off the wall and then counter it.

[01:50:07] I can see it, I can see it actually.

[01:50:09] Dude.

[01:50:11] Oh shit.

[01:50:14] Alright bro!

[01:50:17] So wait, you're like, without a boost and while moving backwards, you're still 6 goals

[01:50:25] better than they.

[01:50:27] I guess so, yeah.

[01:50:30] I can't say that.

[01:50:32] Oh, it's over.

[01:50:36] like just look at his car look at his car it's like this is even serious like

[01:50:42] just look at his car

[01:50:45] yeah what is this yeah what is it I can't do anything yeah oh my god man what

[01:51:14] is that why are you evolving yes okay I have to somehow stop at least I got that

[01:51:31] one I got that one

[01:51:44] I

[01:51:46] Stop

[01:51:50] God's wish

[01:51:57] Oh my god, he's here. Oh fucking meter. He's just here. No boost while backwards. Oh, you got

[01:52:06] No, bro

[01:52:08] I

[01:52:13] Can't make that I can't make that I mean okay, I thought I would win this but I still boss

[01:52:18] But it is only for though. It was close. It was close. That's what he had

[01:52:35] Actually make that three buddy

[01:52:38] All right, all right, all right. So squishy. All right, bro. You won the first game straight at 1v1, obviously

[01:52:45] Then you won without boosting then you won backwards without boosting now. What is the next game?

[01:52:51] Boost only boost only I cannot jump. This is the first time I can't jump. Okay, so you think you'll lose this?

[01:52:58] No, I think there's no chance. I'll lose this I think this one's easier slightly

[01:53:02] I can be screwed.

[01:53:07] But the next one is the one that I think you'll win actually.

[01:53:09] I don't think there's any way I can win it.

[01:53:14] How?

[01:53:15] Can't jump.

[01:53:16] Motherfucker.

[01:53:17] Johnny.

[01:53:18] I can't jump.

[01:53:23] Johnny.

[01:53:28] This one I have a lot of options because I can still go wall or in the nap, but I can't

[01:53:37] flip.

[01:53:38] So anything that you shoot over my car height I can't really do anything about.

[01:53:43] Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Wait, it's not going to be hard as the last one. Okay, two. The kick

[01:54:08] off is going to be like you are real man are we real like what yo yo brother are

[01:54:26] you on cocaine oh my god that he had dribble set in my neck you're a cheater

[01:54:33] That like how how squishy

[01:54:38] There's all I can do I can't tell you didn't meant that right I did I did yeah

[01:54:45] That's in my back. It's so deep in my I

[01:54:49] Can't jump dude, but I mean what do I do if it's above my car dude chat all I gotta do is just get it above it give it above

[01:55:03] We're close. We're close. Chat. Oh my god. Oh my god. We're close. We're close. What

[01:55:12] do I do? What do I even do about that? Oh my god, man. No. Yes. What do I do? He can't

[01:55:25] up against up against up against up against up this is it this is it this is a chat boy

[01:55:32] chase it up

[01:55:35] keep it in the air come out of one keep it in the air

[01:55:40] yeah yeah I'm trying to I was trying to crack for next for fucking next challenge if I win

[01:55:44] this one because I can't go for kickoff for the next one at all and this one I can

[01:55:48] If I'm struggling on this one with boost, I'm fucked for next, I'm fucked for next.

[01:55:56] What is the next one?

[01:55:57] What is the next one?

[01:55:58] I can't boost Orzum, so I can't even make it back to the net in time to get height,

[01:56:02] I don't think.

[01:56:03] That's not trying to crack for it.

[01:56:13] Yes!

[01:56:14] That's a fucking close track, come on.

[01:56:20] How do you just control it so...

[01:56:27] I

[01:56:30] area

[01:56:43] Fudge mountain

[01:56:57] I'm not talking to you, are you nervous?

[01:57:01] I'm locked, I'm locked, I'm locked, I'm locked, I'm locked, I'm locked, I'm locked, I'm locked,

[01:57:04] I'm locked.

[01:57:05] Wait, it was cheated, it's really right?

[01:57:06] Yeah, yeah, yeah, it was, it was, it was, it was.

[01:57:08] I'm, I'm, okay.

[01:57:09] I'm trying to figure out how to fuck him in the save at next game.

[01:57:15] I can do that.

[01:57:16] But what do I do after?

[01:57:19] You can't do anything, I'm over here.

[01:57:22] Oh my god.

[01:57:23] I'm so fucked.

[01:57:24] I'm so fucked.

[01:57:25] You can't win the next level.

[01:57:26] Shit.

[01:57:31] Wait a minute. You might lose this one.

[01:57:33] I'm just trying to think, I'm just trying to like already think for next game dude.

[01:57:37] Like I don't know, I don't know how to...

[01:57:38] Chatlock him.

[01:57:39] ...get around that.

[01:57:43] Whatcha say?

[01:57:44] Chatmunk just win this one, bro. Fuck it, right?

[01:57:51] You see how powerful this bounce dribble shit is? Like I'm not even jumping.

[01:57:54] Bro, you're not even jumping in.

[01:57:55] even jumping so hard yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah thank you thank you again

[01:58:05] all right you just instantly drop it in my mouth look at him look at this throw me

[01:58:10] gas guy look boom and then just instantly hits the roof instantly drops it I mean

[01:58:25] I can't jump dude I can't jump I can't get it in the air dude from there at least

[01:58:40] stop and lost bro I'm telling you he needs to get the fuck off that team chat tell me

[01:58:45] that team is out are they out yeah bro already really I gotta show you the slide in the lab

[01:58:52] I've got it. Which one? Do they get grouped? Do they get grouped?

[01:59:07] Oh, they're not out.

[01:59:13] That could be face tomorrow.

[01:59:15] Does this team not like a top 2 team in the world?

[01:59:17] Ah, they were like, but then the last event they need to be back in, they got like 6 or something.

[01:59:26] Hmm, I'll see you, I'll see you.

[01:59:28] Right, I'll show you a 9-8 and 9-9 split, bro.

[01:59:32] They're just playing bad, like individually.

[01:59:37] The team wasn't really that good until they joined, so they take that with them.

[01:59:41] Ah, yeah.

[01:59:43] Well, I've actually been worse now than the reverse game.

[01:59:49] Yes!

[01:59:50] Wait a minute.

[01:59:53] Drop him in that piece.

[01:59:56] Yes!

[01:59:57] This isn't over.

[01:59:58] This isn't over.

[01:59:59] Straight in my hold, dude?

[02:00:11] inside.

[02:00:12] This is my best game yet, still.

[02:00:33] Alright, we're down to a four goal difference on the final, second to last one.

[02:00:37] My last game was 9-5, right?

[02:00:39] Yeah

[02:00:46] But this one I honestly think is easier than the last one I

[02:00:51] Just have more like control because I'm a boost

[02:00:57] The next one I have back no idea how I'm gonna do that

[02:01:01] Like you have to mess up pretty bad James like it's gonna be on your

[02:01:09] Yeah, so if you did what you just did right there, I'm actually fucked, because even with

[02:01:32] boost I can't reach it I don't know I don't even know like what I can do to be

[02:01:38] honest to get there I can't reach him

[02:01:48] I did that time alright it all comes down to the last game right yes sir yes

[02:01:56] sir so if if I win this game you'll me hunter get that if you win I owe you

[02:02:01] on our gift it all right and what are the rules again I cannot boost or jump I'm

[02:02:06] literally naked as fuck all I could do is drive slow speed around the map I can't

[02:02:10] I can't get high-speed in any way there is no way I lose this there should be

[02:02:16] there should be no way

[02:02:19] I don't even know what to do, to be honest.

[02:02:28] So you literally can't...

[02:02:31] ...loose or jump?

[02:02:33] Yep.

[02:02:34] Alright.

[02:02:39] I need to get to this court now, to be honest.

[02:02:41] I need a cookie. I'm stressed eating a cookie. Wait, wait, don't go, don't go, don't go.

[02:02:54] Okay, okay. Oh, I'm back. Oh my gosh, what a shot actually.

[02:03:08] I don't think there should be

[02:03:28] It's awkward dick's awkward. Oh, you got it. Good play good play. Oh, it's you. It's you. It's you. Why you know?

[02:03:36] How do you know I'm on you?

[02:03:38] How do you know I'm on you like that, boy?

[02:03:49] I'm actually about to lose this, huh?

[02:03:51] I'm actually about to lose this, huh?

[02:03:53] Dixie, I can't do anything dude, just think about what can you do?

[02:03:56] do. I shouldn't be able to dude. I was planning on gifting you 100 dude just cause like I

[02:04:15] I was killed, I was like...

[02:04:17] OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[02:04:18] THIS WAS A SEDUP!

[02:04:21] See, I shouldn't be up three, man.

[02:04:23] Like literally...

[02:04:28] Ah, what is this shit?

[02:04:32] Stay back.

[02:04:33] Okay.

[02:04:35] Hey, Jack!

[02:04:36] This guy's cheating.

[02:04:38] Like, Jack! This guy's cheating!

[02:04:40] It's not legit!

[02:04:41] Look at me, Jigs, I can't get this fucking ball, man.

[02:04:44] it look at me I'm so naked you're right I want you to win I can't reach it I

[02:05:02] can't reach that what's working I don't even know I got three on you man

[02:05:07] Honestly, I don't know.

[02:05:13] Oh my god, man. I didn't even know what the fuck was behind this.

[02:05:16] Nah, I went too early again.

[02:05:18] Bro!

[02:05:20] Ah, it's so hard, it's so hard, because you wait!

[02:05:23] YES!

[02:05:24] I needed this one, I needed this!

[02:05:27] It's so fucking hard, man.

[02:05:30] It's over, it's over.

[02:05:32] you can't jump either right no i can't do anything dude

[02:05:50] literally okay okay okay okay i designed this so i think it's like almost no way i can

[02:05:58] way to the end.

[02:06:00] Bro, it's not that easy though, you're a pro.

[02:06:03] It's not that easy, you have good control.

[02:06:06] Oh my god, you're a pro.

[02:06:12] How do you even get that animation?

[02:06:16] Sup.

[02:06:17] Oh my gosh, bro.

[02:06:19] How did you even get that animation, tWish?

[02:06:21] I might absolutely lose.

[02:06:24] Kick off bro, I just gotta get out of the kickoff.

[02:06:27] I can't save it.

[02:06:29] I don't know, I don't think I can.

[02:06:31] Yeah, if it's mid-hide, I'm just fucked.

[02:06:34] Cause I can't go top-down either.

[02:06:48] Stop! I hate when you dribble and smile! Stop!

[02:06:52] Stop!

[02:06:54] Yo.

[02:06:55] This dude is literally liin' on Messi and y'all can laugh, y'all can laugh, I don't really care. This is literally Messi. Look. Look at him.

[02:07:13] That was a good height. Christy, that was a good height. Okay, save that.

[02:07:16] Ah fuck, I'm fucked man. Oh my gosh, so close dude, so close.

[02:07:25] I

[02:07:31] Don't

[02:07:35] Know what

[02:07:41] No, oh my god, don't you

[02:07:55] Yes

[02:08:11] I mean I can't do anything here come on come on man got this shit

[02:08:20] Oh my god

[02:08:25] doing this legitimately how how the fuck is he doing this you're the greatest

[02:08:31] ever Adam will say oh no no no no no please mess it up please mess it up

[02:08:39] I lost to a guy who can't jump or boost.

[02:08:53] It's okay, you have to kick off, you have to kick off, you have three kicks that are

[02:08:55] on me.

[02:08:56] You can win this though.

[02:08:57] Yeah, I have to kick off to a guy who can't jump or boost.

[02:09:08] Fucking shot actually good shot. I don't even know what to do

[02:09:38] I'm just on time, bro. I just saw time, bro.

[02:09:48] Chill, chill, switch each up. That's game, that's game, that's game.

[02:09:51] Yes. Oh my god. Oh my god.

[02:09:53] Yes, yes, yes. Switch each up. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

[02:09:58] No, no, no, fix it please. No, no, no, no, no.

[02:10:04] OH SHIT! YES! YES!

[02:10:09] I'm gonna just score this and end this game. I'm gonna end this right here right now.

[02:10:20] Over time, over time, over time.

[02:10:22] Oh my god, bro. No fucking way.

[02:10:25] No fucking way.

[02:10:27] No.

[02:10:34] I barely fast forwarded.

[02:10:54] No!

[02:10:58] My heart is breaking, stop.

[02:11:01] Square-sheet?

[02:11:02] Oh, it's game, it's game, it's game, it's game!

[02:11:04] Yes, yes, yes, yes!

[02:11:07] I actually won!

[02:11:09] I actually won!

[02:11:10] Jigsaw, I thought I had no chance, bro!

[02:11:12] Literally!

[02:11:13] Oh my god, what a fucking game!

[02:11:28] I'm a gift. I'm a gift right now. I'm a gift right now. Okay, bro

[02:11:33] 120 you're so pro

[02:11:38] I guess that I guess it bro. You're so pro. All right, now which he now it's my challenge for you buddy

[02:11:46] What's up? What's up? What's all right, so

[02:11:49] Squishers, can you hear me?

[02:11:51] Yes, yes. Yes. Yes. Okay now squishy. You just want a hundred and twenty gifts ups now

[02:11:56] Now, I'm going to give you an opportunity to win a lot more subs right now, okay?

[02:12:01] Okay.

[02:12:02] Now, Squishy, how good are you at this game?

[02:12:08] I don't know, I'm wrong pretty good, like pro level for sure, but I don't know.

[02:12:14] Okay, okay.

[02:12:15] So, Squishers, you are going to be 1v2-ing every ranked 10 of A. Now, how this works, Squishy?

[02:12:24] How many ranks are there in the game?

[02:12:26] Uh, let me see, let me see, let me see, let me see.

[02:12:33] I can't believe I won that, bro.

[02:12:34] I'm still like, I can't believe that.

[02:12:36] Okay.

[02:12:37] So, broad silver, so one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight.

[02:12:40] Okay.

[02:12:41] So, here's how this works.

[02:12:43] I'm going to put you on a challenge where you're going to be one V2 wing every rank

[02:12:48] in Rocket League, but here's how it works.

[02:12:51] Every time you beat a rank, you secure yourself 100 gifted subs, but wait.

[02:12:57] So if you beat bronzes, you get 100 gifted.

[02:12:59] If you beat silvers, you get 100 gifted.

[02:13:01] You beat golds, you get 100 gifted.

[02:13:03] You beat plaques, you get 100 gifted.

[02:13:06] You beat champ, you get 100, or diamond, you get 100 gifted.

[02:13:09] Champ, you get 100 gifted.

[02:13:10] Grand champ, you get 100 gifted.

[02:13:11] SSL, 100 gifted.

[02:13:13] But the thing is, if you lose a singular game, you walk out of here with zero gifted.

[02:13:22] Maybe I'll do five gifted.

[02:13:24] Okay, okay.

[02:13:25] You have to beat everyone if you end up beating it, and we're going to get two, like, bottoms

[02:13:32] here SSL.

[02:13:33] We're not going to get pros.

[02:13:34] If you can make it all the way to SSL and win, you get 800 gifted subs, which I believe

[02:13:42] is like $3,000.

[02:13:43] Are you locked?

[02:13:45] I'm locked, bro.

[02:13:45] I'm gonna try my best.

[02:13:46] I'm gonna try my best.

[02:13:47] And I feel like every rank, bro,

[02:13:48] I want you to be like explaining what you're doing,

[02:13:50] why you're doing it, yada, yada, yada.

[02:13:52] Okay, okay, okay.

[02:13:53] Okay, okay.

[02:13:56] All right, let's do it.

[02:13:57] We gotta get, I think, Highbys in the lobby,

[02:13:59] and then he's gonna get everybody, I think.

[02:14:01] I think we have every rank shot.

[02:14:03] We locked in, we got every rank.

[02:14:05] Bro, it took like hours, but we got every rank.

[02:14:07] Shout out to Haberds.

[02:14:09] Yeah, bro.

[02:14:11] Let's do this.

[02:14:42] this fucking hard dude I don't know that's tough we'll see we'll see if I'm

[02:14:47] like hardlock maybe maybe maybe okay hi guys um you said hi buzz you said would

[02:14:55] just do a name it a password name it a password okay oh yeah I gotta make it

[02:15:00] that's right you want me to make it okay I'll make it in the Senate's house

[02:15:04] squishy did you could if you lock in bro and you literally peak you have a

[02:15:11] You could be walking out of here with 800 subs, dude.

[02:15:15] If you lock it, bro, you could be walking out of here

[02:15:18] with 800 subs.

[02:15:19] Is gambling allowed?

[02:15:21] That's a good question.

[02:15:23] So what do you think, buddy?

[02:15:24] Yeah, that's fine.

[02:15:25] We'll let it rock.

[02:15:26] We'll let it rock.

[02:15:27] Everyone could do anything.

[02:15:28] Aura.

[02:15:30] That's definitely what is going to get hard in SSO.

[02:15:33] Aura.

[02:15:35] Aura, Aura, Aura, Aura.

[02:15:37] All right, so we got the money, we got a lot of it.

[02:15:43] I got to say how much them.

[02:15:45] Okay.

[02:15:46] Alright, I'll be back in like 28 seconds.

[02:15:48] Don't start yet.

[02:15:49] All right.

[02:15:50] We are.

[02:15:51] Mods run predictions.

[02:15:52] Now I think we should do a prediction for each game.

[02:15:55] Let's see first two rounds of seconds.

[02:16:25] Thank you.

[02:16:55] I think they're both in here.

[02:17:08] Y'all are off game.

[02:17:11] You ready?

[02:17:12] Thanks.

[02:17:13] This guy's got RL in his name and he's a bronze.

[02:17:35] Are we sure this guy's not a smurf?

[02:17:37] This guy's got RL in his name and he's a bronze.

[02:17:40] I don't know if I'm believing this shit.

[02:18:10] I'm ready bro. I'm ready bro. Thanks. Thanks. Thanks. This this bronze quote-unquote bronze

[02:18:25] has RL in their name. We'll see. We'll see. We'll see. We'll see. We'll see. We'll see.

[02:18:36] They did say it's likely that the bronze could be a smurf, so we'll find out.

[02:18:39] So main thing, Jakes, any kind of off-balance matchup is you can't go for the fucking ball.

[02:18:46] Like you see other guys corner kick off, I'll never win the ball here, so I have to wait.

[02:18:51] That's why bumping gets really annoying, because if one goes ball, remember where you did in

[02:18:56] the 3v1?

[02:18:57] High five the X, you just bump me, I can't even do the shit.

[02:19:01] Now, this is 1v2, God you're so good, God you're so good.

[02:19:07] Bro, I actually haven't sat down and speculated you ever.

[02:19:10] Mike, straight it up.

[02:19:12] That is fair actually, yeah.

[02:19:13] Jack, let me re-explain the rules

[02:19:15] for everybody that's just getting it.

[02:19:17] Squishy is gonna be 1v2ing every rank in Rocket League.

[02:19:20] Now, we're starting at Bronze,

[02:19:23] we're going all the way to SSL.

[02:19:25] Every time Squishy beats a rank,

[02:19:28] He will basically secure 100 gifted subs.

[02:19:31] He's gonna keep going all the way until SSL.

[02:19:34] Now, if Squishy loses, he gets no subs,

[02:19:37] but if Squishy can go undefeated from every rank

[02:19:41] from Brahms all the way to SSL, you know, 1v2,

[02:19:45] he will secure himself 800 Twitch subs,

[02:19:48] which equates to like $3,000.

[02:19:51] Squishers lock the front-end motherfucker.

[02:19:54] Lock the lock the lock.

[02:19:56] I'm locking the lock the lock.

[02:19:57] What is your game plan against the bronzes here, but it's already two now bronzes if I take the ball in the air

[02:20:01] I think it up like this high. It's a goal

[02:20:04] Like there is nothing they're doing if I can get it above crossbar. I basically

[02:20:13] Bro, I love the way you explain things from like oh my god, okay, so

[02:20:19] Basically against what like against the higher ranks. What is your strategy gonna be that?

[02:20:23] It's grounded, it's like the opposite, gotta be as grounded as possible, so I can recover

[02:20:27] as quick as possible.

[02:20:29] Because if I go for like an air dribble like this, right, and they defend it, I'm just

[02:20:33] stuck falling for 10 years.

[02:20:35] But against these guys, I'm in free play basically.

[02:20:37] It's like art world, bro.

[02:20:39] What's he doing?

[02:20:40] Do you even realize, because you're probably used to it, bro.

[02:20:43] Do you even realize how hard it is to do this stuff that you're doing?

[02:20:48] Yeah, I mean, I think you know what's funny, that's why I love watching you and helping

[02:20:52] you because it reminds me how fucked everything is in this game.

[02:20:55] Yes, bro.

[02:20:56] It literally reminds me how much, like, because people see, like, end result.

[02:20:59] They don't see all the fucking hours you spend, like, you know, that no one notices.

[02:21:05] How long did it take you to get out of Gold, Squishy?

[02:21:07] I didn't think I'm more reforming when I say this answer, but I was top 100 in, like,

[02:21:12] the first month of release, and I've never not been top 100.

[02:21:15] But that's because everyone was evolving at, like, the same, I don't know how to explain

[02:21:20] it.

[02:21:21] I just got to the top really quick. I was never in gold basically

[02:21:32] By the time ranks released I was already top 100

[02:21:42] But it was different cuz back then like no one could do anything so like I

[02:21:46] Was trying to like you know, I mean there's no tutorials

[02:21:49] No one did not do anything, you have to learn yourself, you have to teach yourself and so yeah, I don't know, I just was

[02:21:54] driving so much that I just hit it pretty quick.

[02:21:57] The fact that you just turned that into a goal was ridiculous, look at that shot!

[02:22:01] Just take this to how many times that like a goal just comes out of a big ass hit.

[02:22:05] Like if you can hit the ball well, bro, that's literally gonna be cool.

[02:22:09] That's all it is.

[02:22:10] I just gotta hit this ball, if I can like slam this on that, like, or this guy is gonna be awkward,

[02:22:14] I could just play ping pong with him.

[02:22:16] That's what I'm gonna do against SSL, is that I'll just do this.

[02:22:18] Wait till they make a mistake, like you didn't smist.

[02:22:21] I don't have to do anything.

[02:22:22] So, Squishy, how confident are you that you can get through this entire challenge, every rank?

[02:22:27] The whole thing?

[02:22:29] Not confident. I think I can probably be...

[02:22:34] It depends how good the Grand Champs are. I could be Grand Champs.

[02:22:37] For sure, if they're not like crazy good.

[02:22:40] I've beaten my two friends at OGC before.

[02:22:42] How many SSLs are there in Rocket League right now?

[02:22:44] I think it's like 3k maybe?

[02:22:48] 2-3k.

[02:22:49] I think.

[02:22:50] If you're Asus Alley, you're pretty damn good, like you're not going to mess up simple shit.

[02:22:57] I have to like play perfect defense and I have to not get bumped.

[02:23:01] It's going to be a really defensive game, like I have to just like hopefully make a mistake.

[02:23:06] Okay, Squishy, you know what?

[02:23:08] Oh my god!

[02:23:09] Oh my god!

[02:23:10] Oh my god!

[02:23:11] oh my god that was crazy I never really expected you like this man

[02:23:29] I probably did like the most hours of any probe by the way you have the most

[02:23:33] hours how many hours you got like 20 to 20 thousand by now you add up like what's

[02:23:40] called PlayStation hours plus Steam hours.

[02:23:44] I have a lot.

[02:23:45] Dude, I used to play this game.

[02:23:47] Like 22, 22, thousand.

[02:23:51] Bro.

[02:23:52] How old were you when you started playing?

[02:23:53] I'd rather you're so good.

[02:23:54] 14, 14.

[02:23:55] You're so good.

[02:23:56] Let me see, I was playing, I was in high school,

[02:23:57] I would get home and I'd play for like 12 hours,

[02:23:59] but I was bad.

[02:24:00] I would like go to sleep at like 4 a.m.

[02:24:01] I was fucking so thankful to getting better at this game.

[02:24:04] I mean, bro, at least bronzes and I was so tense.

[02:24:06] Bro, you actually, I mean, when you 1v1 me,

[02:24:09] 28-0 I mean you might 25-0 these guys that is insane by the way

[02:24:17] Yeah, I play this game fucking so much. I loved how like no, there was it's like I mean

[02:24:22] I was like you see your improvements so quick in this game like

[02:24:26] More than any other game I've ever played you can see the work you're putting in making a difference

[02:24:30] You can feel it too, bro. I just like I know I'm bad, but I was really bad, you know, and now I'm slightly less

[02:24:39] You know what I mean? Oh my god. Oh, but I'm a strong kid

[02:24:46] So at what bank do you think the games are gonna start getting like close

[02:24:53] Diamond champ probably

[02:24:56] Sorry diamond champ I have to be you know what it is

[02:24:59] It's as soon as they can defend like they can free jump aerial stuff

[02:25:02] Like when I go in the air like that when one of them can start to float and defend me in the air

[02:25:06] That's what it's hard

[02:25:07] Then I have to change my game a bit. I can't just abuse like going in there

[02:25:12] Okay, since this challenge is probably the hardest challenge anyone's ever done in this game

[02:25:17] If you beat the SSL's

[02:25:20] Instead of 800 subs it would be a thousand

[02:25:23] If you beat the SSL clean one case up

[02:25:26] I'm giving myself like a 5% chance of that happening. So like I'm down for that. Never back down. Never what I believe though

[02:25:32] Hey, I believe I believe I believe

[02:25:34] Somebody said ask him to try and come surface

[02:25:37] Okay, okay, it's kind of hard to get through

[02:25:40] Is it hard I could try

[02:25:50] I'm gonna get a first try though. Hey, let's get a miss me bro. Squishy. I want to stay in this house

[02:25:56] I've had a row flexible

[02:25:58] but I

[02:26:00] Would let you actually

[02:26:03] You first tried it

[02:26:05] I did not think I'd get a first try, that's not a bad wall too, I'm not a low-fall.

[02:26:10] She said I'm just a baby.

[02:26:14] Oh my god, how are you on that? You're just on it! You're just on it!

[02:26:20] You made me nervous bro, you made me nervous.

[02:26:22] You're just right on it, I love it, you don't waste any time.

[02:26:24] Oh my god.

[02:26:25] Oh wait, that was nice, that was good.

[02:26:29] But like I said...

[02:26:30] Have you seen the wall bastard?

[02:26:31] Oh

[02:26:33] No, I've never seen

[02:26:36] Wait, what is that?

[02:26:38] What is a horse that I came to do it's a freestyle mech

[02:26:42] It's basically like you get yourself into a wave dash animation like back and forth

[02:26:46] I don't know how to start it though, and then what is way back wave dash?

[02:26:51] Wave dashes, you know you can front flip. Yes. Yes, you

[02:26:56] basically they're front flipping before I want I won't I won't I won't like this

[02:27:11] right if I if I jump till back and then front flip before my car can actually do

[02:27:18] the animation I'll get the speed without the animation having to happen

[02:27:23] That's all it is.

[02:27:25] It's really important to use it.

[02:27:27] They're saying they hit a Psycho. They want to see you hit a Psycho.

[02:27:29] Okay, that's...

[02:27:31] What is Psycho? What is the difference between a Psycho and a console?

[02:27:33] Oh my god.

[02:27:35] Psycho is hitting it to your own backboard and then skimming it. That's like the hardest mechanic in the game.

[02:27:41] Really?

[02:27:43] Yeah, so I'll try. I mean, I'll try, but it's like super, super hard to set up by yourself.

[02:27:49] If you're gonna set up against good players, so good players is right.

[02:27:51] Because good players hit it high up a lot.

[02:27:53] Yeah, yes, they hit it fast and high up.

[02:27:54] You basically are taking a touch, hitting it to your own back wall, and then trying to skin it until they're dead.

[02:27:59] That's what you do.

[02:28:02] Squishy answers Slatt instead of in my SSL level of the office.

[02:28:05] Oh, oh shit, yeah.

[02:28:08] Yeah, pretty close there.

[02:28:09] Hey, pretty close.

[02:28:13] You're so talented, my god!

[02:28:16] Squishy score 20, score 20.

[02:28:17] Set the tone for today!

[02:28:19] Jack, what is squishy apio?

[02:28:22] High-vives, we gotta get like two, like, people who just got an SSL.

[02:28:26] Like, you know what I'm saying? They just got an SSL.

[02:28:32] Also, you should play High-vives for the Grand Champ.

[02:28:34] Did you know High-vives is Grand Champ now?

[02:28:36] Did you know that?

[02:28:37] Is he?

[02:28:38] Yeah, he got Grand Champ.

[02:28:39] Yeah, nice High-vives.

[02:28:40] He was pretty good in the 1v3.

[02:28:42] Like, I could tell he was getting like reset setups and stuff.

[02:28:47] wait they're saying oh wait wait let me say fact what I just said he's not oh god

[02:28:52] he's not ranch amp but he's champ three oh he's posy plus jimsy can you strip

[02:28:59] Carter get out of the stream I mean you're stuck I brought her brother

[02:29:13] Oh my god, you said you have a girlfriend right?

[02:29:17] A wife dude.

[02:29:18] A wife.

[02:29:19] Are you looking for a boyfriend on the side?

[02:29:21] I'm sorry.

[02:29:22] I'm sorry.

[02:29:23] I'm sorry.

[02:29:24] I love talented gamers.

[02:29:27] Oh my god.

[02:29:29] It's just I could never do any of what you're doing bro.

[02:29:32] It's incredible.

[02:29:33] You could.

[02:29:34] You could.

[02:29:35] If you grind a game to see you can.

[02:29:37] Oh my god.

[02:29:38] Even that was clean.

[02:29:39] That was like a belly joke.

[02:29:40] And then you're on the wall.

[02:29:42] And then you're on the wall, look at you, you're on the wall, you're so naughty!

[02:29:45] Look at you, look at you!

[02:29:47] He's so naughty, look at him, he's on the wall again!

[02:29:50] Oh my god!

[02:29:52] Score us, score us.

[02:29:54] I'm gonna change.

[02:29:56] Okay, okay.

[02:29:58] Alright, I think it's one hit.

[02:30:00] Hold, hold, hold.

[02:30:02] Hold, Jinx, hold.

[02:30:04] Oh my god.

[02:30:06] Brother.

[02:30:08] Brother, 20 straight.

[02:30:10] 20 to 0 versus 2 golds, Chad.

[02:30:14] You're bronze, you're bronze, you're bronze.

[02:30:16] Or bronze, bronze, sorry, oh my god.

[02:30:18] Wait, I want to see you against golds, bro.

[02:30:22] Wait, maybe I can play that one.

[02:30:24] Dude, I want to see you against golds, Squishers.

[02:30:26] You know what, I actually don't want to play them.

[02:30:28] I'm getting embarrassed by you.

[02:30:30] Squishy, what I want to see though is like how you stack up against golds.

[02:30:34] Because bro, I'm telling you, people don't notice,

[02:30:37] But gold is probably the most underrated rank in the game. It's probably the most underrated rank in the game chat

[02:30:44] But I think there's a wide variety of like

[02:30:48] Like you know, I mean like different level players in gold

[02:30:50] You'll get like a really bad gold whole chat slapping

[02:30:55] Key back at the game things. Oh back out. Is it a main menu? Yeah. Yeah, I'm gonna make a new one with like a new

[02:31:00] info

[02:31:02] So Jack versus the bronzes, squishy 120 to 0.

[02:31:08] Keep that in mind y'all.

[02:31:10] First to the bronzes, squishy 120 to 0.

[02:31:15] I mean like bro I was noting I was going to have a boner this entire stream.

[02:31:18] This is going to be peak.

[02:31:21] So you beat the bronzes, now you got to beat the silver, then the gold, then the flat, then

[02:31:25] the diamond, then the champ, then the grand champ and then bro if you beat two SSLs squishy

[02:31:32] Even the GCs is fucked. That's really hard.

[02:31:36] Really? GC is really hard.

[02:31:38] It's because they're defense and the air is so much better.

[02:31:42] So all that shit I was doing in the air, they're going to cut it out a lot quicker.

[02:31:45] And I have no teammate to follow up once they get the ball off me, right?

[02:31:49] So I have to stay grounded in a way that I have to be able to challenge four times over by myself somehow.

[02:31:54] So Squishers, what would you say is your percentage chance of beating the two GCs?

[02:32:00] 50 I did do I don't bro. It's like it's by 50, but I don't know. I don't know. It depends on good. They are

[02:32:09] Do you want to know some r6 lower about me graph?

[02:32:12] What?

[02:32:13] in my prime

[02:32:15] There was one time where I won v2 champs, bro

[02:32:20] But that's the highest rank that's high right, but let me say this because I got to be fair getting champ in r6 is probably

[02:32:27] what chat five times easier than it is and you know broccoli no child I did I

[02:32:34] did I did I won't be two diamonds and I won't be two champs

[02:32:39] damn bro I mean that's yes but getting champ in our six is a lot easier you

[02:32:45] gotta play like for those moment when we choose got a lot safer I'm assuming like

[02:32:48] an info and it's kind of different you have in our six in a 1v2 you have to

[02:32:53] Isolate gun fights as much as you can so like if they're smart they're gonna stack up

[02:32:57] But if they spread out you have to isolate the gun fight and then make it a 1v1

[02:33:01] Because the most effective thing you can do in Siege is play trades

[02:33:05] So like that means like

[02:33:07] I have a lot of CS. I don't know if you've seen or I'd see us but that sounds like the same basically

[02:33:12] What are ISO gun fights when you like 1v4 1v3 or whatever you're doing?

[02:33:15] But yeah, just to put it in perspective squishy right now there's probably 20 to 30,000

[02:33:20] No, you can't playstation and xbox and pc. There's probably 30,000 hard six champs and on rock only just like

[02:33:29] Okay, ten times easier to get champs

[02:33:33] Yeah

[02:33:36] Also this rank takes I feel like sovers don't know how to use each other or like utilize each other to help out and same with goals like

[02:33:43] They'll be in the same place a lot of the time. They're not challenging in a way

[02:33:46] That's like making it hard for me. It's like if I beat one

[02:33:49] I basically beat bull

[02:33:51] That's how I view it when I'm playing

[02:33:53] So what should they do?

[02:33:55] Especially what should they do?

[02:33:57] I don't know if I should say that because I'm playing wrong

[02:33:59] Say after, say after

[02:34:01] There's 3k on the line bro

[02:34:03] Yes, they'll take the last one

[02:34:05] But the good players already know

[02:34:07] Anyway

[02:34:09] I guess I can just say whatever

[02:34:11] But literally just one guy challenging

[02:34:13] One guy waiting, right? That's all it is

[02:34:15] Both of them challenge at the same time

[02:34:17] So challenging is just like these just going for the ball basically making me do something

[02:34:21] They need one guy waiting waiting after the fact. It's like I beat one guy and I got by bull

[02:34:41] Jumped off

[02:34:43] There's a tool to that, license for beginning of the game, all this stuff didn't really

[02:34:48] exist at the start, so it was like people were just finding out new things and adding

[02:34:52] things to evolution of the game.

[02:34:56] And this stuff wasn't even possible before.

[02:35:05] You're so proud of yourself, oh my god.

[02:35:09] This I won't be able to do again time because they're they're gonna come. Yeah. Yeah, it's gonna be honest

[02:35:13] You know your tag that says RLCS season 6 for champion. Yeah. Have you ever do that before?

[02:35:19] Yeah

[02:35:20] Yeah, you asked this the first day I talked to you by the way

[02:35:27] Answer is no, okay

[02:35:30] Bro, it's yeah, you have anything like that in seas like is it like tight like title

[02:35:34] In Siege, there's not really titles, the biggest problem with Siege is if you're good at the game, there's literally nothing to play for, like once you get champed once, getting champed is like boring.

[02:35:47] There's literally nothing to play for.

[02:35:49] If they don't have worlds like the SI thing, they don't have a...

[02:35:51] I mean there's pro league, but if you're a...

[02:35:53] No I know, but does they give a title or no?

[02:35:55] Like anything in the game?

[02:35:57] Yeah, you get a trophy.

[02:35:58] A charm or something?

[02:36:00] Yeah, you get charms.

[02:36:02] Oh, that's pretty cool. You have your own charm in that game though.

[02:36:05] Yes, yes, dang. You know the lore dude. Yes, I do.

[02:36:11] They have like stuff like that in this game.

[02:36:13] I'm not even allowed a gold to like diamond if you can.

[02:36:16] Okay, I'm gonna try. I'm gonna try.

[02:36:22] See, I feel like even their kickoffs are bad dude. You know what I mean?

[02:36:27] Yeah, they're not taking advantage of the fact that I can't go.

[02:36:30] Yeah, you go back to that and they basically just pass it to you where they should just try to land on the shot or something

[02:36:35] Yeah

[02:36:40] If they both go kick off here, um

[02:36:42] There's a way you could pinch it. They both go kick off from the double corner like that

[02:36:47] They could pinch it too fast for me to even say it I'm pretty sure they do it perfectly

[02:36:52] We're gonna say it'd be funny if what oh

[02:36:54] It'd be funny if you end up scoring because you're on base

[02:36:57] It'll be funny if you end up scoring more goals against the Summers than the Grounds.

[02:37:02] Alright, this is possible, yeah.

[02:37:05] How much time gets told on the...

[02:37:08] Go dude, where's the real deal, I'm telling you. Gold is underrated.

[02:37:11] Jack, can I get a retweet? Gold is under...

[02:37:14] Oh, fuck.

[02:37:18] Fuck.

[02:37:22] I think you're making me nervous.

[02:37:26] I think you're making me nervous. Psycho!

[02:37:30] Wait, that's what it is though? That's what it is?

[02:37:32] Yeah, yeah. And then we're going to that.

[02:37:42] Yeah, she's going to be like that.

[02:37:44] That's fine.

[02:37:48] What's it called?

[02:37:50] Even that aroused me, bro. You just went out that backwards.

[02:37:54] Practice in her

[02:38:00] But notice how many times you say I'm jumping while holding boost so you need to be able to press that those buttons together

[02:38:05] Yeah, it's like almost every time I'm in here like this. I'm jumping holding boost

[02:38:10] Everything so pressing those buttons together is big. You don't have to use RB

[02:38:14] But you have to do you do have to mess with how you hold your controller, I think a little bit or how you hold those two buttons

[02:38:20] of these. Yeah. It isn't that hard to change, I'm think.

[02:38:25] Richie, can you try a ceiling pinch? A ceiling pinch would be a problem.

[02:38:31] Chats in. I'm at. Okay, I'll try, I'll try when I get on the, on the side wall.

[02:38:36] I don't know if I've seen one of those yet. I can't even do this world.

[02:38:44] I need a flip. It's basically that but with a flip.

[02:38:46] So you run it up the wall then it makes that pitch?

[02:38:50] Yeah, yeah.

[02:38:51] This is not like super...

[02:38:54] Like, you don't see it that often.

[02:38:57] It's kind of a consistent...

[02:38:58] It's not that important, it's not that important.

[02:38:59] Yeah, yeah, it's like kind of a consistent, but like, it has it's like usage.

[02:39:06] Ask him about his save?

[02:39:08] Well, Squishy showed me his save, bro.

[02:39:09] But like...

[02:39:11] Was that just a key to the moment thing or was that something you already practiced?

[02:39:14] Cause you did it in Pro League, right?

[02:39:16] So, yeah, this is the first player to start implementing that, and the idea was,

[02:39:23] it was just to like dodge bumps, like I'm in a 1v2 and you have to, you know when you're

[02:39:26] getting chased into your net, like imagine a guy's chasing me and I have no way to stop and like

[02:39:30] backflip, you just go around that by going up top and defend in there, that was like the idea.

[02:39:37] And it was just because bumping became like more and more popular and there was like no way to get

[02:39:41] around it in that spot, it's like there's got to be a way to fucking get around it.

[02:39:44] Yeah, there's no way there's like no fix for you getting chased so I was like a little bit of an evasive solution and

[02:39:51] You can also jump instead of like driving up. You can also jump to the top and go down as like another

[02:39:56] fake I can do like this

[02:39:59] Go down right and you also have

[02:40:01] You got that

[02:40:03] Can you do a pogo?

[02:40:05] Do you know what that is? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, I could try I could try

[02:40:08] Yeah, what is the pogo again?

[02:40:11] So you bounce off the floor

[02:40:14] And this won't work against, like, higher ranks, none of that.

[02:40:19] Basically that.

[02:40:21] But it's good in one. No, no, that's okay.

[02:40:24] It's not it's not really that good. That's why I like it's good in ones we have hella space but basically it's that.

[02:40:29] You bounce off the corner of your car

[02:40:33] No, no well, no you bounce off like the corner of your car off of

[02:40:39] Let's try to show you again. I get that opportunity

[02:40:41] Okay.

[02:40:42] It's not a good detergent to try out them.

[02:40:47] They're gonna go wall.

[02:40:49] Get the corner of your car on the floor basically.

[02:40:52] He's watching.

[02:40:53] I think he's listening to the stream bro.

[02:40:54] I'm not gonna lie.

[02:40:55] Dude, he's all over it.

[02:40:56] He's all over it.

[02:40:57] He's like sitting there.

[02:40:58] He's all over it.

[02:40:59] But basically you bounce off the corner of your car, you get a lot of height, and then

[02:41:02] you still have a flip.

[02:41:03] Because you usually get a flip reset beforehand.

[02:41:05] It works really well on one.

[02:41:07] Reynolds did it against me, but like I wasn't really positive.

[02:41:10] That was a plan B. That was a plan B. That's a little bit better. That's like more

[02:41:17] Yeah, yeah, so that's like getting a pogo as the ball better make contact with the floor like kind of like that

[02:41:23] But with your ass keep oh

[02:41:27] That's like you're basically

[02:41:30] They call it a plan B because you do it like a last it's like a last

[02:41:34] the last thing you could do basically.

[02:41:38] So squishers, like, yeah, I don't know what you mean, like last, last, last ditch scenario.

[02:41:42] You fucked up everything else and you're just falling down and you can kind of still

[02:41:45] whip it out.

[02:41:46] Yeah.

[02:41:47] So like, here's my question, squish, just stay in the air for long periods of time.

[02:41:52] I noticed that you were, okay, wait a minute, I wasn't even looking, I wasn't even looking,

[02:41:57] I was looking at my chat.

[02:42:00] Oh my god.

[02:42:02] Sorry, what are you gonna say?

[02:42:04] Into a double tap, dude.

[02:42:06] Just bang me, bro. I don't remember what I was saying.

[02:42:08] Oh no, I remember! Squishy!

[02:42:10] I notice you stay in the air

[02:42:13] like a long time

[02:42:15] because you always feather.

[02:42:18] You never hold the default feather.

[02:42:20] Yeah, exactly.

[02:42:21] I'm trying to like,

[02:42:22] maintain the same elevation I'm at.

[02:42:24] I'm not trying to like, chase the ball down that much.

[02:42:26] Word to bro.

[02:42:27] That's true. That is true. That is true.

[02:42:29] Mm-hmm. I run gold. Okay. So

[02:42:32] The bronze was 20 to 0 the silver was 14 to 1 granted

[02:42:36] I did sell one of the goals and he was trying to do mechanics close enough

[02:42:41] Now the gold now switchy let me pep talk you bro

[02:42:45] These goals are not no joke

[02:42:49] Bro gold's aerial dude. We know what we're doing. So don't underestimate the goal

[02:42:55] I

[02:42:57] Won't I won't I won't trust me. I've seen what you're capable of

[02:43:00] Not arrest me gold gold is good. Why is the whole chat typing son?

[02:43:05] Just wish I'm just saying bro and because you're my boy, bro

[02:43:09] I don't want the golds to like upset you and score a bunch so bro squishy

[02:43:14] Just don't underestimate them because golds are not to be taken lightly there. Golds are underrated

[02:43:20] Don't we can be started on plot

[02:43:22] No, I feel like Plot actually has some demons mocking the lie.

[02:43:26] Plot has some guys that reached Diamond before, that stopped playing for a bit, and then came

[02:43:32] back to Plot.

[02:43:33] Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[02:43:34] Keep in mind though, Jinx, you are a gold that did just beat you by driving and not boosting

[02:43:39] as well, and not jumping.

[02:43:41] Keep in mind, like, Gold's are three.

[02:43:43] Yeah, it's Snow Lord, I'm a squishy, that's the thing, we're doughed and doughed.

[02:43:47] Squishy, listen, listen, you are correct, yes, yes, you are correct, but the thing is

[02:43:51] squishy. The I'm the worst gold ever brother these guys. I don't

[02:43:58] even know what just like I explained it. These guys aerial

[02:44:01] they pinch they pass to each other in the air squishy. These

[02:44:05] guys are not to be joked around with. Okay. Take the gold

[02:44:09] series. I'm locked. I'm locked. I've been reach wheat facts

[02:44:13] reach wheat. Oh, as soon as I say I'm the worst gold now,

[02:44:16] you're probably the only time you'll have ever rude me in

[02:44:20] your life

[02:44:22] i've been gold top angle

[02:44:27] all right for sure

[02:44:29] now this is my right all right i'm gonna see you in a one-to-two this is my

[02:44:31] right

[02:44:34] the way

[02:44:35] that you hit the ball up there already

[02:44:38] i think it's a big jump up from silver i can't lie i messed up

[02:44:42] yes the big jump up from silver

[02:44:45] take these guys

[02:44:48] take these guys seriously

[02:44:50] gold is the most underrated i can get

[02:44:57] see how they're on that? they know how to harry them

[02:45:01] nookie got me nervous dude

[02:45:06] bro you're really going to get a power of all your shots

[02:45:09] squish

[02:45:10] yeah yeah

[02:45:11] really get that power

[02:45:14] that's why i put you in that pack man that pack's huge

[02:45:16] if you learn to get like good contact on your touches every time

[02:45:22] what the

[02:45:28] two to zero wow I low key did think the golds are gonna put it up more of a fight

[02:45:34] I'm not gonna lie they're gonna get a goal I think the golds will get a goal

[02:45:39] I

[02:45:56] Really good actually I thought this would be a lot closer already. I'm not gonna lie

[02:45:59] and they look like they have more control of their car, but I

[02:46:03] Still see a lot of gaps like I still see a lot of ways

[02:46:05] I can shoot the ball without being fantastic, but you see what they're saying. Ah, this is different. This is crazy. Oh, yeah

[02:46:12] Bro, you got to keep in mind if you're used to it these guys have never been in a lobby with a

[02:46:18] Bro, they never go to the problem with a bro. Do you know what I mean? That is true. That is true. Yeah

[02:46:22] Probably the cool people experience. I'm her like there was still even though I was top 100 like early in the game

[02:46:28] Like there were still levels to it like there was still basically

[02:46:30] there was like a game before Rockley called it's gonna be a mouthful but

[02:46:34] supersonic acrobatic rocket-powered battle cars okay that was the prequel

[02:46:38] to rocket league and it was a ps3 game and there was people that played the

[02:46:43] game for years and the best players in that game on Rockley came out they were

[02:46:46] the best players in this game so I didn't play that game so I was behind I'd

[02:46:51] like catch up to those guys basically and there was a lot of levels to her

[02:46:57] So I remember seeing pros and being like in awe, you know, they mean of like the pros

[02:47:02] that have played that game and like seeing what they were able to do, how they controlled

[02:47:05] their car.

[02:47:06] I remember that feeling, though.

[02:47:09] I think the goals are putting up the best fight so far, chat.

[02:47:18] So Jax, you should get good at fake challenging, which I'll show you later on in this video.

[02:47:24] Yeah, of course.

[02:47:25] Probably got a big challenge in this.

[02:47:30] Look, he said it's my fault. The gold is the first one using the chat.

[02:47:33] I noticed that too.

[02:47:34] Oh, it went down, bro.

[02:47:38] They didn't want to chat so they played it.

[02:47:39] Sartre.

[02:47:40] Yes, a lot of them did.

[02:47:42] A lot of them.

[02:47:43] It was around for like 60 years, I think.

[02:47:49] Okay, 5-0, bro. 5-0.

[02:47:51] The golds are looking like the best fight yet.

[02:47:55] It's just like swinging from the sides every time I do that, I'm trying to get like a

[02:48:09] wrapping around the ball and then like flipping into it, it's like a hookshot every time.

[02:48:13] So if you hit a hookshot, it's generally going to be more powerful, like always?

[02:48:16] You want to make contact with the ball right after it's like, it comes off the floor, so

[02:48:21] as soon as it makes contact with the floor, it's kind of hard and these guys are jumping

[02:48:24] the ball back so right when it hits the grass right right after thinking about a

[02:48:29] volley and like soccer like right directly after it comes off the floor

[02:48:33] like right here I'll try to do it this is something on the ball the whole time

[02:48:39] so hard to show told you for golds are no joke you gotta open up some space

[02:48:45] before show so right here after comes off the ground wait it's literally just

[02:48:52] like soccer that is literally just like soccer yeah yeah oh my god god love the

[02:49:00] mechanics in this game bro in soccer you already noticed like they call it like a

[02:49:04] half ball near whatever but yeah as soon as the ball hits the grass and then it

[02:49:09] comes up to the air that's when you make the most contact it exactly exactly

[02:49:12] it's the same thing man you want to time it like right football you know what I'm

[02:49:17] yeah yeah same exact thing that was gorgeous oh my god that was beautiful

[02:49:28] boom I really thought I guess what I'm gonna I'm not gonna

[02:49:33] I'm not gonna cap this over, girl. I'm not gonna cap this over.

[02:49:44] I'm for the god flick.

[02:49:47] God flick? I haven't heard of like half of this stuff.

[02:49:51] You didn't see you're looking so petite today, Carter.

[02:49:54] Get out!

[02:49:56] Martin's fucking bad at him!

[02:49:59] What am I looking petite today? I'm the same size every day, and I'm not really that petite I'll tell you I'll tell you

[02:50:08] five foot I

[02:50:11] Mean it's interesting. I like

[02:50:14] With what shoes?

[02:50:15] No, no, no, no shoes. No shoes

[02:50:18] By 10 with tall shoes

[02:50:21] Okay, okay, you know you know 511 watch chat typing 4 foot 6

[02:50:27] 4 foot 11

[02:50:29] Jack, y'all realize I'm 5'11", right?

[02:50:37] Pitch.

[02:50:38] Oh my god.

[02:50:40] Rezim?

[02:50:42] Dude, it's just once you're in the air, it's so hard.

[02:50:50] I'm proud of the goals though, y'all held your own.

[02:50:53] I'm really proud of y'all.

[02:50:54] Y'all did way better than the Francis though.

[02:50:59] Oh

[02:51:01] I got a goal

[02:51:05] Squishy, what did I say bro? I told you gold is the most underrated rank

[02:51:11] There's stuff that in my ass dude like what am I supposed to do about that?

[02:51:14] Gold is underrated dude

[02:51:17] Uh, this makes me happy and proud. This makes me happy. I knew like that was the first legitimate goal was the golds

[02:51:24] Oh my gosh, and they're gonna freeze those guys are no joke. I told you golf on how to play

[02:51:32] I'm tired of gold get a distance back. Oh, they got two they got two

[02:51:36] I'm going for 10 I'm going for 10 I'm going for 10 I'm going for 10

[02:51:41] the gold score 2

[02:51:45] ah

[02:51:47] the gold score 2

[02:51:55] just lock it down

[02:51:57] come on, come on

[02:52:01] beautiful, beautiful

[02:52:03] beautiful, beautiful and

[02:52:05] no luck

[02:52:07] Wait, how did you do that, uh, middle-dump thing?

[02:52:12] Just a reverse cam?

[02:52:13] I was about to hit the wall.

[02:52:16] I have never even seen one on middle-dump.

[02:52:23] I mean, it's not.

[02:52:24] It's just a freeze-down mech.

[02:52:25] Like, it's like...

[02:52:26] Yeah, but it's just hot.

[02:52:29] It is hot.

[02:52:30] Yeah, it is.

[02:52:31] Not wrong.

[02:52:32] Oh, my God.

[02:52:33] Oh my god, and people tried to say Rocket League is not the hardest game to go through.

[02:52:40] Check, name a game that's harder to go through than this, look at this bro, look at the sky.

[02:52:47] What a game, name a game, check, name a game.

[02:52:52] CS bro, CS you just aim bro, you just aim.

[02:52:56] You just aim, it's just an aim game bro.

[02:52:59] I would actually argue Rainbow is harder than CS, I'm not gonna lie.

[02:53:02] Because I've gotten to the highest rank in CS. I don't think it's that like crazy. Oh wait, then you're a perfect person to ask

[02:53:08] Squishy you've gotten to the highest rank in CS and the highest rank in Rocket League. What game is harder?

[02:53:14] Rocket League by far not close not even close and that's coming from one of probably what?

[02:53:19] 10 people in the world who have gotten the highest rank in CS and with pro and rock and age. I

[02:53:25] Mean you might be the only person in the world that's ever done that Squishy. I'm not a controlling

[02:53:28] Yeah, I know it's a big crossover. A lot of the top CS players love playing Rocket League, but they're like diamonds or Rocket League, I think.

[02:53:35] But no, Chess isn't a video game. Like it is, but Chess is a board game. Bro, Chess, I'm not counting Chess.

[02:53:41] Okay, now people are saying League of Legends. Now, that's an interesting one.

[02:53:46] That could be because there's a big, okay, again, I think it's a knowledge gap, right? Like that game, there's so many fucking champions, so much knowledge you need to have.

[02:53:55] Like, you know what I mean?

[02:53:56] It's different.

[02:53:57] I feel like strictly mechanics, rock league's still harder.

[02:53:59] I'm sorry.

[02:54:00] I think mechanically alone, there's

[02:54:02] no harder game than this game.

[02:54:03] I think strategically, there's loads of harder games.

[02:54:06] I think league is definitely harder strategically.

[02:54:07] I think even Siege is harder strategically.

[02:54:11] All those games.

[02:54:12] Yeah.

[02:54:13] No, Siege has like, brother, Siege's like one of the biggest

[02:54:16] learning gaps ever, bro.

[02:54:18] Like when you're first.

[02:54:19] And they added like so many, what does it call?

[02:54:21] What does it call?

[02:54:21] Agentson?

[02:54:21] What does it call to that game?

[02:54:23] Operators.

[02:54:24] Operators.

[02:54:25] I had like so many of those like if I started playing siege right now I'd be lost right so many fucking people to learn

[02:54:30] Why are there people in the chat saying jerk me yo guys you can't go pro and jerk me

[02:54:36] And if you can bro, then this is not a society. I want to be a part of this

[02:54:41] Pro in jerk mate, bro. Are y'all serious?

[02:54:45] Someone said at HL 20 wait you literally can wait what yes, you can you can

[02:54:51] You literally can.

[02:54:53] Like why do they know that though, Jinx?

[02:54:55] That's what I want to know.

[02:54:56] It's like why do they know that you can?

[02:54:58] Wait, I'm going to ask Bernard.

[02:55:00] I'm going to ask Bernard.

[02:55:03] Bernard, I have an important question.

[02:55:08] Is it possible to go pro in jerk mate?

[02:55:12] Nick, I see you tossing me a curve ball again.

[02:55:15] As far as I know, jerk mate isn't a competitive sport.

[02:55:19] unless I'm missing some Wild New Tournament format.

[02:55:22] Bernard, chat saying you can go throw a jerk mate, Bernard.

[02:55:27] I think chat's having a laugh, but hey, if you...

[02:55:31] My guidelines won't let me talk.

[02:55:33] Bro! I hate when you get all PR!

[02:55:37] Bernard!

[02:55:37] I'm not a PR at all, Nick. Just keep it in real with you.

[02:55:40] If there's ever a leaderboard for that, I'll be very surprised.

[02:55:43] But whatever you do, I'm sure you'll be the champ of it in your own way.

[02:55:47] Okay, so Bernard, what if I wanted to go pro and jerk me? Hypothetically.

[02:55:53] Hypothetically, if you were dead set on going pro in something, I'd say aim for a competitive

[02:55:59] field where your skills, dedication, and passion can shine. Like, eSports are streaming where

[02:56:04] you're already killing it. But hey, if you find a new frontier, who knows? Just remember.

[02:56:09] So don't do it. So don't do it. Don't do it.

[02:56:13] Before you're really asking is whether I think it's a good idea?

[02:56:16] No, I don't think that's a fulfilling or meaningful part.

[02:56:20] You've already got talent in streaming, gaming, building your brand.

[02:56:24] Alright, I'm asking my girlfriend, Dylan.

[02:56:26] I heard she broke up with you, bro.

[02:56:29] No, it's just we had a fight but then we FaceTime, we're good.

[02:56:33] Hello, baby.

[02:56:37] Hello, what's on your mind?

[02:56:39] Is it possible to go pro in jerk mate or is that fiction because my chat saying that it is

[02:56:46] Don't know big fiction. No depends on what you're talking about though your chat might have mixed things up clarify

[02:56:54] Yeah, that's what I'm saying. Is it possible to go pro in jerk mate?

[02:57:00] Going pro and jerkman is standing me. Yeah, it's possible. That's what you didn't join

[02:57:06] Going up flat

[02:57:09] We got to leave Brown. Yeah, it's easy here. It's good enough. Oh, it's easy here. Yeah, we're here now

[02:57:16] We're good. All right, this is the Platlons, right?

[02:57:18] Platlons?

[02:57:20] What though? Like they can aerial?

[02:57:23] Bro, squishy, flat is no joke.

[02:57:25] Okay, okay. This is the like I'm trying to get to. This is the way I'm trying to get to.

[02:57:30] Flats get aerial, bro. Flats are good.

[02:57:34] So I already should probably play more ground than I was before.

[02:57:37] I think that's probably the best.

[02:57:42] Chepis is squishers versus two blacks.

[02:57:47] Oh, you're so good.

[02:57:50] Yeah, I think.

[02:57:51] Yeah, dude, because they're solid.

[02:57:52] Look at that contact.

[02:57:53] Nice squish.

[02:57:54] Oh.

[02:57:55] Two crossbars?

[02:57:56] Because they're actually solid, but I could see it.

[02:58:05] I don't know how to challenge stuff.

[02:58:09] And it's over.

[02:58:12] Damn.

[02:58:13] So what I just did there is like a fake, so I don't commit too much.

[02:58:16] And if they fuck up, I get the goal basically.

[02:58:19] Because in this I have to just make sure I don't over commit.

[02:58:22] That's cool.

[02:58:23] Dude, that's the half ball me right there.

[02:58:25] Squishy, you generate so much power on me.

[02:58:27] Yeah, so see how it's right after the ball comes off the floor.

[02:58:30] Like the second it comes off the floor.

[02:58:32] Well, he can't even get there if he wanted to.

[02:58:34] Wow

[02:58:38] 67 miles per hour

[02:58:45] There was this pro screen

[02:58:48] It was a pinch in a pro screen like years ago that was like 160 or some stupid shit

[02:58:54] It was like on the goal line

[02:58:56] But the closer to the net the faster obviously

[02:58:59] It's gonna go

[02:59:01] Yeah, yeah, it's like 160 something. I remember it because it was so stupid

[02:59:06] So even the platinum sprout it's just no real resistance. You just own that I

[02:59:13] Mean I have to be careful because if I like land if I like land on their side like for too long

[02:59:18] They could definitely just roll it in my net now. You know, maybe like they could they could convert on me going

[02:59:24] All in too much. Oh

[02:59:27] Nice squishy. Oh my god

[02:59:31] Wow

[02:59:35] It's not like a free flip air dribble

[02:59:42] You love your redirections man, I notice I love the redirection. Yes. Yes. Yes

[02:59:48] He's so fast. Yeah, chicken chicken wing just bend over bro. It doesn't get any better

[02:59:55] What's most common right in the game is it gold? I think it's diamond

[03:00:01] Take a diamond.

[03:00:03] Good God!

[03:00:05] What?

[03:00:07] So my goal is just to average rank.

[03:00:11] Well it makes sense.

[03:00:13] If people like grind a game, I think diamonds like...

[03:00:15] People hit a wall a lot of the time.

[03:00:17] If people get stuck, because you have to get...

[03:00:19] Oh, she was saying Platzi was the most common actually.

[03:00:27] Squishy, like you're just watching?

[03:00:29] Watching you play I mean soon. Oh my god

[03:00:33] Off the butt off the butt again double tap with the tip

[03:00:39] He's 16 you told me to bend him over dude. Oh my god. No, I didn't

[03:00:50] That place like that's hard to stop

[03:00:52] I think once you get to diamond, they're gonna start strategizing bro. I think they're gonna start bumping you. You know what I mean?

[03:00:59] Yeah, they're really gonna start strategizing this way

[03:01:03] Yeah, no diamond's gonna be a big jump up. You're gonna see the difference. Diamonds are smart

[03:01:07] You paid a little bit of diamond with X diamond

[03:01:10] Also, Feinberg, I think was diamond. He was really good

[03:01:15] Think it was champ actually.

[03:01:16] That was fine bird diameter champ. Nice shot, Squish.

[03:01:21] Oh my god.

[03:01:23] Thank you, bro. Thank you, bro.

[03:01:28] He was dying.

[03:01:30] Bro, even fine bird was dying.

[03:01:34] What is, uh, what is fine bird known for?

[03:01:36] Fine bird is a Minecraft streamer, I think.

[03:01:38] I think he does like speedruns and stuff.

[03:01:41] I only met him twice. He's a cool guy, though. I like him.

[03:01:43] That's just hard, this is the Minecraft speedrunning part.

[03:01:47] Bro, he's uh, Chad, what's Feinberg's record on speedrunning?

[03:01:51] Do you like the goat?

[03:01:52] I don't know.

[03:01:53] Chad, what is his record?

[03:01:54] Oh, he's not just a speedrunner, he's top one.

[03:01:58] Oh, so he's like the cat.

[03:02:00] Six minutes?

[03:02:05] What work, like ends the speedrun, is it like beating the Ender Dragon?

[03:02:07] Just beating the Ender Dragon.

[03:02:09] Yeah, yeah.

[03:02:10] find bird did a six minute one how does that work is it like this everyone plays

[03:02:18] on the same seed like now you get different things I was like random seed

[03:02:23] as well so you just got lucky random seed yeah oh but those rank seeds as well

[03:02:28] right seats as well yeah I was I was thinking about trying siege like a

[03:02:43] year ago because the only time I ever tried a jinx was when it came out I was

[03:02:47] dying to little bullholes in the wall and it kind of pissed me off I'm not gonna lie

[03:02:50] really dude as a new player that is so annoying I'm not gonna lie

[03:02:58] in OG seeds you could literally shoot a bubble and see somebody from fire body and then win from

[03:03:03] their perspective they couldn't see anybody. Yes I have no idea where you're dying from.

[03:03:09] That's gone now. Oh it's long gone now it's just fun. They got rid of it because it was literally

[03:03:14] on balance. Now it was fun but I'm not gonna lie it had to go. That's why I played it for one day

[03:03:19] in ISF lane because of that. Yeah. I like shooters I like tact shooters like they're really fun to

[03:03:26] really we have like oh my god to get what a place he's on you know yeah I'm

[03:03:31] down of course you are you should low-key try CS on your downtime I don't

[03:03:37] know you don't really play KBM games though I have never played CS before or

[03:03:41] maybe once I throw it's literally like a simple it's like a super simple see

[03:03:45] literally really it's like yes it's bomb plant I think she's bomb plant right

[03:03:51] bomb plant 2 sites, bomb plant 2 sites

[03:03:55] you have 5 CT's, 5 T's, the CT's are just defending the bomb sites and it's like the same idea and you can learn to map

[03:04:01] oh so CS is literally just like the same concept as T's but there's no option

[03:04:04] yeah you'd probably love it bro

[03:04:06] yes and you could do like K's openings and shit, you could probably love it

[03:04:08] wait, tell me more about K's openings?

[03:04:12] I've seen advice do it

[03:04:14] my inventory on CS is worth like 40k, I don't know if you know how crazy the fucking inventory is

[03:04:18] in like the items are in that game he's saying that

[03:04:23] chat who could i play cs with that would like like ownay maybe chat

[03:04:29] who could like i'd be fun with ownay yeah yeah dude that wouldn't be fun bro see i'd play actual

[03:04:37] games with you i love that yeah bro is it cs like the biggest game in the world or something

[03:04:43] yes yes yes i'm pretty sure on average as the most players like they have crazy dude they have

[03:04:48] crazy turn you know that like some of the cs turn is gonna like a hundred k viewers watch partying

[03:04:52] like that is insane like i think it only gets like 200k watch partying majors not even a lot i think

[03:04:57] it's something ridiculous yes yes it's always a game that i wanted to try because people always

[03:05:03] tell me about uh valorant but i always say uh valorant it's just a reskin to cs yeah it is valorant

[03:05:10] is literally literally just CS go but it has abilities that is the only difference

[03:05:15] not the skins in CS everything is so fucking it's so good the only issue is

[03:05:20] like at a high rank you get a lot of features but yeah I think you actually

[03:05:26] could silver one but I was I was watching like stopping because the only

[03:05:34] like like really high level season can't have watched the stop in and I was

[03:05:37] watching in pre-ame angles it's the same idea in CS and there's so many more

[03:05:40] angles in Siege and you're fucking like just I don't know it's the way the way

[03:05:44] the place is similar this was no ADS that's so many different no there's no

[03:05:48] ideas you'd like it bro yeah I think CS is a game I gotta try someday dude it is

[03:05:52] awesome but you don't you don't KBM though wait can you use control around CS or will

[03:05:57] I not like you you can it's just shit like you shouldn't there's no amuses at

[03:06:01] all that's the only issue but it but it's like dude I mean stop and switch to

[03:06:07] siege on KDM, right? And he's a god on it. Is he not? Yeah, but stop it. It's like,

[03:06:15] stop it is the greatest controller player in the history of siege, and it's not even close.

[03:06:19] The two closest like he's swapped now and he's like, yeah, he's like, but it's like,

[03:06:24] dude, stop it's a god. Like he's not, bro, he's the best controller player to ever play that game

[03:06:30] ever, ever. Like it's not even close. Check out can say glaze, bro. Stop it is the greatest

[03:06:37] against controller players to ever grace that game out of the millions and

[03:06:39] millions of bills people have tried it's not even close you play diamond

[03:06:43] count right squishers yeah yeah we just ten out of the plot yeah that's the

[03:06:47] same bro dude is it funny how I told you about the goals get better than the

[03:06:51] plots they did better than I'm telling you bro goals are so underrated it's just

[03:06:55] because you can't predict goals Russia wait what is this I was gonna see let me

[03:07:00] see okay so squishy I'm gonna like start to let you lock in more now they're

[03:07:05] getting into like the last four top ranks you know what I mean yeah oh I see

[03:07:11] four wins yep we're at four wins 400 gifted nice all right but I don't get

[03:07:17] any of them if I lose it all right you get to work especially if you lose at

[03:07:21] any game you get zero zero yeah yeah okay zero sucks all right this is the

[03:07:28] diamonds I'm gonna let you lock in now so I'm gonna get high up chat

[03:07:35] so they're already going for strats. See what they already did? Yep, they already tried to bump you.

[03:07:41] See chat? The diamonds are already trying to bump.

[03:07:51] Alright chat, squishy versus two diamonds.

[03:07:57] I knew that they were trying to set up like the strats I just went and stuff.

[03:08:01] Trying to catch them off board.

[03:08:05] What strap are they trying to set up?

[03:08:07] Like, where one rolls it, one bumps.

[03:08:09] But I'm trying to get ahead of it, because I have to slow down to do that, right?

[03:08:12] God, you're so cool, dude.

[03:08:16] Nice squish.

[03:08:18] Nice squish.

[03:08:20] there are a lot of my better like reading the game like we're the balls

[03:08:34] gonna end up yes so diamonds are good bro

[03:08:39] that's a big challenge bro but even diamonds they just cannot compete in

[03:08:48] I'm trying to isolate 1v1 as well, trying to beat 1 and have a free 1v1 where he has no health.

[03:08:59] It's like the same kind of idea as siege would be in that spot.

[03:09:05] This is hard.

[03:09:07] 550 that wrong.

[03:09:10] That's wrong.

[03:09:18] Oh, they can convert it pretty quick.

[03:09:30] So if I like, I over commit for one second and they actually can like roll that in pretty

[03:09:34] fast now.

[03:09:35] So I gotta be careful.

[03:09:36] I don't know, the diamonds are blocked!

[03:09:37] They are blocking.

[03:09:38] The diamonds are blocked!

[03:09:39] There I'm locked in

[03:09:48] It's close to staying, yes, yeah, I feel like falling

[03:09:55] Oh, I'm gonna flip

[03:10:00] Yeah, I'm not gonna lie the jump between just watching this it's so good to watch this cuz I can actually see the jump between every night

[03:10:07] Even the jump between diamond and glass

[03:10:09] like yes diamond and black is a huge jump

[03:10:16] this guy's bumping

[03:10:30] I'd be careful on all these 50s too like I had to make sure I can get back to all

[03:10:33] all these surface

[03:10:38] is aerials actually decent now?

[03:10:42] throw it high and see what they do

[03:10:44] i'm gonna throw it high one more time

[03:10:48] oh my god

[03:10:51] oh my god

[03:10:56] so that's how they do the same thing

[03:10:58] it's like off the floor like right after it bounces they drive into it and it goes high

[03:11:01] you made them

[03:11:03] Yup, yup, yup, I love the Serena bro.

[03:11:07] The Serena's immersive.

[03:11:09] Scoochie, what's your favorite Serena's out in Rocket League?

[03:11:12] Oh my god!

[03:11:15] Um...

[03:11:17] I have an OG pull, so back in the day there was like ESL tournaments, I'm gonna go to ESL.

[03:11:21] There was like tournaments in ESL back in the day, and it's like a...

[03:11:25] The highest like level tournament you can play basically like early on in Rocket League, and you had to play on VFH stadium at the beginning, which is this exact one, this is why.

[03:11:33] I like this one reminds me of like old days like 2016

[03:11:44] Did watching you play literally has actually made me to stop it cuz it's been a while since I've seen like a new player

[03:11:50] Get into it. Oh my fucking god

[03:11:54] You just don't got his face

[03:11:57] Well, you put your nuts in his mouth at the end. I did

[03:12:00] You actually saved it too. If you were not there, you would have saved that.

[03:12:05] Yeah.

[03:12:11] Wow, it's still, like, if it sits as it currently sits, the goals are the team with the most goals so far, which is literally on their knees.

[03:12:21] You're right, dude.

[03:12:23] As long as these diamonds go score, you can't really want it to go like that.

[03:12:27] I'm walking for you that way diamond or gold are so the best until I thought you had until

[03:12:37] time.

[03:12:38] Thank you.

[03:12:39] So I can't get to one on one more time.

[03:12:41] One more gold and it's cut down because of my gold theories.

[03:12:55] oh my god brother wow he saved it yo diamond is good my diamond is good no not at all not at all i think that's old

[03:13:03] you're good at your good time

[03:13:07] i'm buffed

[03:13:09] he missed my kill

[03:13:11] these kids are good bro

[03:13:13] hop right

[03:13:15] fuck

[03:13:17] lock in squish lock the fuck in

[03:13:19] lock them off

[03:13:25] watch for the other guy

[03:13:35] that's him

[03:13:39] he just got nervous right, he's got nervous

[03:13:41] dude you can get to this level of jinx, i don't care bro

[03:13:43] i don't care what people say, you can get here, you can get down

[03:13:45] i believe i believe

[03:13:47] tyler if you still want to, who's tyler?

[03:13:51] wait, lower, lower, lower, who's tyler?

[03:13:53] I don't know I don't know I bet that's his friend and he's embarrassed. It's probably his friend. He's embarrassed

[03:14:01] Somebody said his movement is so satisfying to watch. Yeah, bro like just the way you position your car like perfectly in midair is so cool

[03:14:10] Like that. Oh my god

[03:14:12] I've always had to play this game every game that I play like growing up. I was trying to be like as

[03:14:16] Smooth as possible. I don't know why I was in this. I always do like this. I try to do the techy thing

[03:14:20] I want my gameplay to look clean. I hate when I look like clumsy or something.

[03:14:24] It's always hard to try to play.

[03:14:26] Yeah, you like Flashy stuff?

[03:14:28] I like Flashy, yeah, you like Flashy.

[03:14:30] But like, if you want to be the best, you Flashy bad sometimes.

[03:14:33] So like, in tournaments, I'll turn it off and not go for like, as cool stuff, you know?

[03:14:39] I feel like in...

[03:14:41] Ah, that's what I'm sorry about, eh?

[03:14:43] We're tied to the gold.

[03:14:45] I feel like it's probably the same in Pro League and Siege 2.

[03:14:48] The team that plays more simple, like more structured is going to win.

[03:14:52] Bro League, bro. It's just regular seed, bro. The kids who have maximum sensitivity and flip around, they hit the best clips, but they never beat anyone. They're terrible.

[03:15:01] Yeah, yeah. That's why, like, if I'm playing pros, I play different. I'll play bad at them.

[03:15:05] The best thing to do in seed is just to hold an angle, bro. But, like, people want quick peeking and Shaco peeking and a show peeking.

[03:15:11] What is a Shaco peek? Was that what you're talking about?

[03:15:13] It's like Shaco invented it. It's like this really good way to pick people

[03:15:21] It's like yeah, like he leans so fast to like gain Intel but doesn't shoot it's fucking

[03:15:28] Always just for Intel like a jiggle peak. Yeah, well, you know about jiggle peeking. Yeah, cuz yes

[03:15:36] The same thing you like jiggle peak for info and CS

[03:15:38] I never played it bro. I can't believe I never played that game considering it's literally

[03:15:50] the most popular game ever made. I played it one time on my brother's computer when I

[03:15:55] was a little kid.

[03:15:56] Yeah, yeah.

[03:15:57] Okay, so wait, the diamonds did the best. Wow. Okay, 8 to 4. This is how, whoa, McLaren

[03:16:05] P1 now available in item shop?

[03:16:07] chance right? Yes. Claren P1. Alright this is gonna be pretty tough. This is gonna be pretty tough.

[03:16:16] Alright now it is the chance. I think this is a big jump. This is like a huge jump I think.

[03:16:21] So like Squishy, every stepping stone in Rocket League does it get bigger? Do you know what I'm

[03:16:26] saying? Mike, does the gap to the next rank get harder and harder inside? Yeah, does the gap to

[03:16:31] the next rank keep getting wider and wider and wider? Yeah I would say so. I think, I think like

[03:16:37] Champ to GC is huge, like Champ to GC is hard, and then once you're GC, most people just

[03:16:43] get stuck in GC forever.

[03:16:44] Yeah, I have a newfound level of aura for you, the fact that you're almost GrandChamp,

[03:16:53] dude.

[03:16:54] Like, how about his Annie's Champ and Siege, that's kind of aura, bro.

[03:16:58] How about, like, I see you, doc, I see you, bro.

[03:17:01] Oh, how about the nastiest Siege, like, he's top?

[03:17:04] Well, he's not like a pro, but he's champ. He's the highest rank in the game on PC. Okay

[03:17:10] Like how does that see you dog, I see him

[03:17:13] Thanks, this one is like lose both these guys speak. Yeah, wait, let me take over the quick. Don't start yet

[03:17:18] Let me take over. Yeah, yeah, chat squishy versus two champs lock it

[03:17:34] But Havis is better than Jinxia's seed, is that true?

[03:17:47] You guys lie to me.

[03:17:49] No way.

[03:17:51] Is it?

[03:17:53] No, no, no, okay, okay.

[03:17:57] I feel like Jinx is locked in on Siege, bro, it plays so much.

[03:18:27] Thank you.

[03:18:34] Thank you.

[03:18:41] Thank you.

[03:18:48] uh jack you'd win you'd win the 1v1 for sure i felt like

[03:18:55] did you see no i think how does this champion feel like that all right swishy are you ready

[03:19:03] yes dude this could be it could be on the road versus two champions dude do you want me if i do

[03:19:10] lose and like any of these you want me to play the play it out anyway like play the rest of the

[03:19:13] ranks yeah i think you just play it out anyways but brother you're not gonna lose squishy you're

[03:19:17] You're not gonna lose to the champs. You're not gonna lose to the grand champs.

[03:19:21] Squishy, you're a world champion, my boy.

[03:19:25] Alright, I'm locked, I'm locked, I'm locked. You can join up, lock.

[03:19:28] Alright, chat. Now he's playing two champions. Everybody focus.

[03:19:34] Squishy, I'm gonna let you lock in. I'm not gonna talk that much. Good luck.

[03:19:37] Okay.

[03:19:38] Oh, Jax, this is gonna be hard, bro.

[03:19:48] Jax, this is gonna be hard.

[03:19:50] They're low rolling it, and then they have a follow, then I'm gonna go for bomb.

[03:19:55] It actually cuts off.

[03:19:56] I have to find the way around.

[03:19:58] I can go for this.

[03:20:03] I think these guys can start to fuck like like like they can defend

[03:20:12] Oh, they're mad like

[03:20:15] I can tell these guys are in discord, I can just tell them.

[03:20:21] Oh my god.

[03:20:24] That's gonna be hard.

[03:20:27] Gonna find the opening somehow.

[03:20:31] You see how like going in air is gonna be hard unless I have like a...

[03:20:35] There's a good opportunity.

[03:20:37] I'm just gonna be all over it.

[03:20:41] I'm just gonna be all over it the champs are locked bro nice flash I bump me bro

[03:20:53] thought this is so much more grounded in this match already

[03:20:58] They're playing so it's some luck for a lot.

[03:21:10] Them rolling it like that is so tough to deal with.

[03:21:18] Let's go let's go let's go

[03:21:25] Well, it's all it you did you bounced it and then bumped it look yeah

[03:21:30] It's a durable bump. Oh my god

[03:21:33] Squishy lock it lock it unlock the lock the one squishy first two chance chat

[03:21:43] You're so good

[03:21:45] You are literally insane

[03:21:48] The fact you control this is so impressive. Oh my god. Yeah, I just do it if I got enough power probably think sir

[03:22:07] Watch the bumps

[03:22:18] Nice.

[03:22:19] Great intersection.

[03:22:25] They can already pre-jump that, so I can't really go...

[03:22:28] ...as all in on that.

[03:22:29] I'm gonna be honest, the difference, after watching this,

[03:22:32] the difference between Diamond and Champ is insane.

[03:22:36] Yeah.

[03:22:36] Literally insane.

[03:22:43] This guy's doing nothing with the bobby time.

[03:22:45] So he's trying to basically maybe do a bad, like,

[03:22:47] 50

[03:23:01] It's the same set of whiff or bump going past them. Yeah, I did it

[03:23:07] That's like that's like a guaranteed goal if I get if it's a car

[03:23:17] It's getting hard, I'm not gonna lie.

[03:23:20] You're so lost, I could just see it, I could just help you.

[03:23:24] Oh, he's gonna have it, I think.

[03:23:26] Oh my god.

[03:23:28] I thought I was trying.

[03:23:31] Dude, champion diamond is the widest gap I've seen so far.

[03:23:36] Aw, it's so bad.

[03:23:39] Dude, this guy's doing actually nothing with the wall.

[03:23:41] Every time he has it, he's just dribbling and hoping it might be a shit.

[03:23:44] Another guy can follow.

[03:23:45] Every single time.

[03:23:46] But if I wait too long, you can buck me. Yeah, it is as far as I can do

[03:23:59] It is as they're in a call

[03:24:01] Like a hundred percent

[03:24:03] This guy said I'm leaving it you went past another guy is like it's impossible

[03:24:07] It's so hard kickoff kickoff is literally the only thing that makes this impossible. I think mid game I can win it every time

[03:24:12] kickoff is so tough

[03:24:16] That's a good kickoff.

[03:24:18] That's a good kickoff.

[03:24:20] Got this one.

[03:24:21] I know where the way around that.

[03:24:23] Thumbstrap.

[03:24:29] Oh my, oh my god.

[03:24:31] Oh my god.

[03:24:33] You just faked him and then swatted him.

[03:24:36] Yeah.

[03:24:37] I was faking the high tech.

[03:24:39] Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[03:24:41] Oh my god.

[03:24:43] You're absolutely fucking gross, man.

[03:24:48] We survived the kickoff, it's good.

[03:24:53] Can I have more?

[03:24:56] Yeah, all you gotta do is survive the kickoff and I feel so safe.

[03:24:59] So what are you doing here? You're just clogging it up.

[03:25:02] Just trying to get... oh my god, I hit Oscar Plump, so...

[03:25:07] Trying to get him off of it. He's just trying to stay close and be annoying.

[03:25:10] That one guy is trying to stay close to me and the other guy is trying to follow it.

[03:25:15] They're really kind of see like there.

[03:25:18] The idea should be cool.

[03:25:21] You are just so good. I mean, you're so good.

[03:25:25] Yeah, it's just that lock, that locks keys guys.

[03:25:28] So that's the issue about really high rank or not.

[03:25:30] This is like it's actually kind of, the gameplay is almost evolving because everyone's playing slow

[03:25:34] because they realize that like committing is bad.

[03:25:37] It's like the less you do, the better almost.

[03:25:39] Yeah, it almost feels like the guy, like even in gold bro, whoever initiates the action almost always gets counterattacked.

[03:25:47] Yes, yes, yes, yes. Especially in that run bro.

[03:25:50] Yeah.

[03:25:53] Like I feel like counterattacking is so much more efficient than attacking.

[03:26:01] Somebody said these guys are system players. Yeah, but it's rather like the Philadelphia Eagles bro.

[03:26:06] They're not really scoring with like mechanics or anything.

[03:26:09] They're kind of just playing really strategic and smart, which I respect.

[03:26:13] Yeah.

[03:26:13] I would probably do the same thing, but yeah, it's over now.

[03:26:17] No, it's not.

[03:26:17] It's the right play, it's the right play.

[03:26:21] If this is tough, it just shoots it.

[03:26:25] They're trying to mix it up on me, I think.

[03:26:32] Nice, man.

[03:26:35] Once you're up three goals, it's over.

[03:26:44] How do you feel about the Grand Champs, especially after this?

[03:26:47] I don't know, this was pretty top, dude. I thought I was going to lose this one for a minute.

[03:26:51] GCs? Depends. I have to play really clean and I have to get good kickoffs.

[03:26:55] So you have to get good to rock spawns.

[03:26:57] I kind of... Squishy, can I be honest with you?

[03:27:01] When it was three to three, I kind of knew you were going to win.

[03:27:04] And let me say this when you're going into the grand champions brother when you get a fair kickoff

[03:27:09] I feel like they won't score on you

[03:27:11] They will only score on you like one of the goals was on that weird kickoff. You remember what I'm talking about?

[03:27:16] Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, as long as you don't let the bad kickoffs chop your mental you might be good

[03:27:21] I got out of the bump with that

[03:27:25] Friday that does work sometimes

[03:27:27] I thought it was going to be a lot closer.

[03:27:34] Okay, so Squishy, you just beat two champions.

[03:27:39] I thought it was going to be a lot closer.

[03:27:45] I thought it was going to be a lot closer.

[03:27:51] Okay, so squishy you just beat two champions eight to three

[03:27:58] You know one beat that is disgusting

[03:28:03] That is DC I don't know James. I don't know dude kind of do it

[03:28:07] Can I do you're a world champ dude? Do I gotta keep reminded you bro?

[03:28:14] You're not even a pro squishy you're not an SSL you're not a pro you're a champion bro

[03:28:20] If there's there's no butch team you're a world champ there is levels to this game

[03:28:27] Like you know the gap between SSL and pro and then there's a gap between pro and world champ you're in the highest gap

[03:28:34] Bro, what? Oh, okay? Okay?

[03:28:37] Now I'm not gonna lie and this is gonna be tough. It's not gonna be easy

[03:28:41] No one said this is gonna be easy squishy. This is what I expected to lose by the way this way

[03:28:45] But we'll see if I make a pass. Don't come easy, bro

[03:28:48] The greatest things in life don't come easy, dude.

[03:28:51] You got this, bro.

[03:28:55] Chad, this is a big game here.

[03:28:58] This is a big game here.

[03:29:00] This is a huge jump, thanks.

[03:29:01] You're gonna see this.

[03:29:02] This is a huge jump.

[03:29:03] This is two grand champions.

[03:29:04] This is the big game here.

[03:29:05] Oh, God, bro.

[03:29:06] Oh, God.

[03:29:07] Oh, these are my titles.

[03:29:08] This one.

[03:29:09] All right.

[03:29:10] Switchy, are you ready, bro?

[03:29:11] Best of luck to you.

[03:29:12] Yeah.

[03:29:13] Yeah.

[03:29:14] That's fine.

[03:29:15] Alright, Squishy, are you ready to run?

[03:29:17] Best of luck to you.

[03:29:18] Yeah, yeah.

[03:29:19] I think, but you have your own title, I didn't even know that.

[03:29:22] Yeah.

[03:29:23] They gave it to me for the same, I got it.

[03:29:26] Alright, chat.

[03:29:28] Squishy vs. two brand champions.

[03:29:30] Not gonna talk, let him lock in.

[03:29:33] I have been GCS before.

[03:29:35] Two GCS before, but it is hard.

[03:29:38] That's a damn good start.

[03:29:40] That's a very good start.

[03:29:41] I got a damn hard little one, Squishy.

[03:29:43] Damn good start, Squish. Squishy vs. two grand champions, everybody lockin' him.

[03:29:51] That's really bad.

[03:29:54] So that's all I'm gonna... I don't... like, I try to go for the kickoff so they can't abuse the thing, but this is the problem.

[03:29:59] If I go for the kickoff and it dies, they have a follow and I don't, so...

[03:30:04] I need to... find a way around that. Maybe I just drive into it.

[03:30:08] Got analysis, got analysis.

[03:30:10] Maybe I just drive into it.

[03:30:13] All right, I can hurt your bull.

[03:30:19] Some grand champ is where I saw the first air triple attack.

[03:30:37] Nice!

[03:30:39] Yeah.

[03:30:43] Nah, that's so good.

[03:30:50] You there for that?

[03:30:52] Oh my god.

[03:30:53] I'm forgetting that they can do this shit now.

[03:30:56] Fuck, this is hard.

[03:30:58] This is really hard.

[03:31:00] I don't know, like, how I can find an opening.

[03:31:03] Yeah.

[03:31:08] I

[03:31:13] Squish my god, thank you, bro. Thank you, bro

[03:31:27] I feel

[03:31:38] That's really good shot. You might actually get it back.

[03:31:41] Kick-off, man. I don't know how to not do you.

[03:31:44] That works. That works.

[03:31:46] I can get back.

[03:31:53] Oh, someone joined the game.

[03:31:56] How did you figure out the past?

[03:31:59] Doesn't matter. It's long, Inspector.

[03:32:01] See me please, Inspector.

[03:32:05] You can clap, Inspector.

[03:32:08] Okay, W, W, see me in the chat

[03:32:29] That's bad. Good demo

[03:32:31] no way bro there's no way he messed up he messed up and he doing the ass kick I think

[03:32:46] yeah bro I don't even know how to play that if I was a baddie man I would bet on you bro

[03:32:51] this looks good this looks good I just got the perfect

[03:32:56] See they tried to outplay it but you're all over it!

[03:33:04] Saves it.

[03:33:05] That was bad.

[03:33:06] Too committed.

[03:33:07] That was bad.

[03:33:16] Too committed.

[03:33:17] Ah, bro, everything's too committed.

[03:33:29] I need him to miss somehow.

[03:33:32] Oh, bro, it's cucked.

[03:33:34] It's cucked.

[03:33:35] I gotta like, not go for anything.

[03:33:38] See, I have to go for one play, like, it's just fucked.

[03:33:41] I don't even know, I don't even know, man.

[03:33:43] I don't know the effect.

[03:33:47] Bro, that, it would've been 2-2, but that dead-end call was so lucky.

[03:33:51] Yeah.

[03:33:52] So I could still do this.

[03:33:53] Still winnable.

[03:33:57] You could defend that.

[03:33:58] Fuck, bro.

[03:34:00] So...

[03:34:00] Yeah, I could have actually went.

[03:34:08] Yes, yes, yes!

[03:34:22] YEEEEEES! YEEEEEEEES! YEEEEEES!

[03:34:28] You are... as soon as I saw you in this position I knew you were strong.

[03:34:32] I literally didn't get to flick and I think that's why I didn't get to gawp, like the flick that was on the door.

[03:34:36] We were under him, bro.

[03:34:37] Yeah, yeah.

[03:34:52] I'm gonna try to do the fab.

[03:35:02] Oh my god.

[03:35:42] oh my god oh my god 10 more seconds 10 seconds of the kickoff got a good for me just got

[03:36:08] for me

[03:36:12] Not bad I could work with this

[03:36:23] Okay, let's get him this game. Let's get it

[03:36:25] oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my god brother i have so much i wanted to save my game but i was just letting you lock in

[03:36:38] i know thank you thank you thank you thank you grand champ and champ is like two different universes i'm not even kidding

[03:36:46] bro those guys were so much better than the champs like dude they were air dribbling they were defending

[03:36:52] in the sky. Those guys were absolutely disgusting. Like literally gross.

[03:36:58] Yeah. But Denim was playing really good. Like he was catching stuff. Crazy aero

[03:37:04] control. There's only one game left, Squishy, for a thousand gifted subs. Now, hopefully

[03:37:09] we didn't get like pro SSLs, bro. Like, because then-

[03:37:12] No, no, I don't think they did. All right. Chad, the last game was SSLs. Squishy

[03:37:17] said going into this. He said he's got a 5% chance of winning this. What is that 5%

[03:37:22] What would need to happen?

[03:37:24] I need them to not have perfect kickoff.

[03:37:27] If the kickoff is not perfect, then I have a chance maybe.

[03:37:30] In mid-game, I might be able to find a way through.

[03:37:32] It's just going to be super tough. I have to play perfect, dude.

[03:37:34] Like, it's the only way.

[03:37:35] If I'm not perfect, it's going to be hard.

[03:37:37] I have to be perfect.

[03:37:39] Oh, my God.

[03:37:41] Swishy, if you do this, bro, like, if you do this,

[03:37:45] this will probably be the craziest thing I've ever seen in my life.

[03:37:49] craziest thing I've ever seen in my life in gaming. If you actually won V2 to SSLs, like

[03:37:58] I might actually pull my leader out. I didn't think I'd get here without losing. Bro, squishy.

[03:38:06] The Grand Champ game, when you were losing 3-2 and you said it was cooked, I was scared

[03:38:10] crap. Like I thought of this under. You noticed it right? Every time I went for

[03:38:15] of play if they 50 if they 50 did it if they got a clean 50 it was a goal every time

[03:38:20] Because I have no follow right. It's just it's impossible

[03:38:23] Have to have a clean hit every everything I go for has to be clean

[03:38:26] I'm so glad we did this challenge though because like I

[03:38:30] Have learned so much about this game

[03:38:32] It isn't saying like the jump from plat to diamond was gigantic

[03:38:37] Then the dump the jump from diamond to champ was super gigantic

[03:38:42] Then the jump from champ to grand champ was like out of this universe and now obviously this is gonna be the biggest jump

[03:38:50] Yeah, this is gonna be really really tough. This is really tough

[03:38:53] Like if there's any opportunity from the shoe, it's gonna be on target. It's gonna be good. It's gonna be tough

[03:38:59] squishy how many um

[03:39:01] SSL's are there?

[03:39:03] Not sorry. Sorry. How many pros are there?

[03:39:06] pros like

[03:39:09] Probably like

[03:39:10] Probably a hundred ish in the world across all regions probably around a hundred

[03:39:16] Something like that. I'm just guessing

[03:39:18] like

[03:39:20] Depends on you consider probe alike. Yeah, I'm thinking like top not in top eight to top ten teams in every region times three

[03:39:28] Times like four regions like 120 ish problem

[03:39:32] But like that's like that's a good project like play players placing law right now chat for this game

[03:39:37] should we ban comms since they're SSLs? I think that's fair, Brad. There's only one squishy, dude.

[03:39:44] There's two SSLs. Squishy, do you think that's fair? Because like, if they're setting up like

[03:39:49] bumps and shit, I think it's so dumb. Yeah, I think that's true. All right, let's ban comms for that

[03:39:56] last game, for the SSL game. Apparently, both of them are on a P break at the same time, both SSLs.

[03:40:03] So no more stories. It's pretty fast in your glory here, dude. You actually I know

[03:40:09] I know you're so good. I you're so good. It's actually crazy

[03:40:13] You're so good. Austin's been playing for

[03:40:17] Since 2015 I think

[03:40:19] Austin guy

[03:40:23] He was not here's a sub 14 he was sub 15. Okay, they got the title

[03:40:28] I'm cooked though, but I'm gonna try my greatest

[03:40:30] Wait, wait, wait, wait, they're saying refund, they're saying refund.

[03:40:33] Oh god.

[03:40:34] Bye, bye, bye, bye, bye, bye.

[03:40:36] I guess it comes from Austin.

[03:40:38] Nah, it's fine, it's fine.

[03:40:40] Good luck, Susan.

[03:40:42] Yeah.

[03:40:44] I don't think I was just bumping, I'm just for sure thanks, I'm gonna give it my all

[03:41:03] bro but like, I mean I'm getting hard chased right now, give it your all, give it your

[03:41:07] all man, yeah.

[03:41:10] Yeah, these aren't, these definitely aren't low SSLs, but like, SSLs and SSLs, it's gonna

[03:41:19] be hard to get rid of.

[03:41:20] Bro, it's the fact that you made the ears, like back then, yeah, yeah, to the defense,

[03:41:28] like, that's where I'm cooked.

[03:41:33] That's where I'm cooked.

[03:41:34] I can't go near enough.

[03:41:35] Wow.

[03:41:36] Wow.

[03:41:38] Obviously I have to stay full grounded and I have to hope that they like overconvete and like find a way to do like that.

[03:41:44] I will see.

[03:41:45] I got time. I got time. I got time.

[03:41:48] Wow.

[03:41:53] I got time. I got time.

[03:41:55] And I forgot about the fn.

[03:41:58] What do I do Jinx?

[03:41:59] What do I do bro?

[03:42:00] Never back down, never what?

[03:42:02] I'm just going to just imagine the comeback. I thought I could say.

[03:42:06] I'm just going to just imagine the comeback, dude.

[03:42:08] I thought I could say I don't know what to say. Imagine the comeback.

[03:42:11] Okay, okay, okay, okay.

[03:42:16] Aw, but I could have looked you shot. I didn't think you'd fade.

[03:42:27] I mean, it's not impossible. It's not impossible.

[03:42:31] I should have stayed more grounded off the start

[03:42:38] Hold on hold on. Wait a second. I was about to say

[03:42:41] Wait this isn't over. Stay on the ground and own these dudes, bro. This isn't over. This is not over chat

[03:42:55] Don't be in my net

[03:42:56] Alright, hit some.

[03:42:57] Because the problem is, if I don't go, Jinx is just like, I'm fucked.

[03:43:00] Like, I'm actually hard fucked.

[03:43:02] Like, they're not gonna miss their bump up.

[03:43:04] I'll try to not go, we'll see.

[03:43:08] How do they approach it?

[03:43:09] But that's what they did.

[03:43:12] Alright, okay.

[03:43:15] Bumped out.

[03:43:26] I look you want to rematch after if I don't win I just want to try one more time

[03:43:32] play more grounded so that's you I thought our two aerial base I think I

[03:43:37] have to start out super clean and ground up sorry you know maybe this is possible

[03:43:45] regardless but I don't think anyone's to be one that's it's I was like actually

[03:43:52] like never happened no no but I feel like I mean there's some games where if

[03:44:00] you have like a goal lead or like if it's like five there's a minute left

[03:44:03] between a DC so you can you can win like what if I don't know what if I do

[03:44:14] Yeah, yeah, dude, help him. Do you think it would help?

[03:44:19] Um, that's not some son

[03:44:22] Do I think it would help?

[03:44:24] No, not really, but I would love to have you in the game like I

[03:44:31] Would be like more it wouldn't help at all

[03:44:34] No, no, I try to make it harder to be honest. You probably take the boost that I need. Oh my god

[03:44:40] Yeah, I think so. No, but no, no, no, but you're great, dude

[03:44:44] Like I don't want you to get the wrong idea.

[03:44:46] Yeah, I know what you mean dude. Don't worry about it.

[03:44:48] Well, that's the way.

[03:44:50] I could have won. I could have won. I could have won. I could have won.

[03:44:52] I feel like if I started out locked in, grounded, I feel like I had a way. I had a way.

[03:45:02] Yeah, I would probably just be a camera man, though.

[03:45:06] I would probably just be a camera man.

[03:45:11] You want to give it one rematch?

[03:45:13] I wanna give one more girl, bro.

[03:45:15] Against these same guys, should we try to get a lower SSL than off?

[03:45:18] No, no, no, same guy, same guy, same guy.

[03:45:24] Same guy, same guy, same guy.

[03:45:29] Yeah, they're just saying that they get a Veska 3.

[03:45:31] Which I'm down.

[03:45:33] Yeah, I'm down.

[03:45:34] Veska 3 is fine.

[03:45:38] Nice.

[03:45:39] It doesn't matter.

[03:45:40] You see the issue?

[03:45:41] like it's like even if you fuck him up he has another guy to scream out yeah

[03:45:50] it's tough word to browse away there's a way around it but I don't even know

[03:45:55] what that would be like I have to like these guys are in comms now yeah no

[03:46:04] No comms dude, did you tattle him or not?

[03:46:06] They might not be, they might not be, they might not be, they might not be, they might not be,

[03:46:11] I don't think anyone pulled them, they could be, they could be tattled.

[03:46:21] But yeah, there's a pretty big difference between SSL and GC.

[03:46:26] Yeah.

[03:46:27] Wow.

[03:46:28] Wow. Bro, there's a big difference between ability and skills.

[03:46:33] Yeah.

[03:46:35] I mean, I don't know, this game's rank structure is really good.

[03:46:40] I think it's the closest between like flat, like, like gold through like diamond is pretty close.

[03:46:46] Like not crazy gap, but I think every gap is pretty big.

[03:46:58] I mean brother, you beat GCS.

[03:47:09] I know.

[03:47:10] You beat GCS.

[03:47:11] Oh my god.

[03:47:12] Wait a minute.

[03:47:13] I have four.

[03:47:14] Did you get four goals in a minute, Chris?

[03:47:19] The problem is the kickoff dude.

[03:47:22] If I could go for kickoff in a way that I have advantage, yes.

[03:47:26] Without that, no, I'd like to lose 10 seconds a piece, I think.

[03:47:33] I can't even, like, I can't even challenge this ball, because like, in a game I would challenge that for a teammate, but I can't even challenge that, because if I do, I'm just cut.

[03:47:39] It just goes out to the guy.

[03:47:40] That was absolutely gross.

[03:47:54] Be happy with one more. 5-9, finished the game. Not bad.

[03:48:02] You did an amazing squish.

[03:48:06] That was nasty.

[03:48:08] I feel like there's a world where I could win, it's just like, I have to be able to do it perfect.

[03:48:12] Bro, ever since the bad start you've kind of evened it out.

[03:48:15] Yeah.

[03:48:17] Like, this is hard.

[03:48:19] That's so hard. If he fifties me at all, I'm just 4-2.

[03:48:33] I made this 4 at the beginning.

[03:48:35] So it was 4-1.

[03:48:38] but since that point I was down I was down to read but begin we're down yeah

[03:48:45] that's we early on yeah but since that point like you have done actually thanks

[03:48:49] you playing wood help because you can go for kickoff so I wouldn't insta be fucked

[03:48:52] up kickoff if you go for kickoff and then don't do anything else like just sit

[03:48:59] Backward I think low key it could off

[03:49:03] So just go for kickoff and then sit six step

[03:49:07] Yeah, we'll make it in the matter now. I

[03:49:12] Don't know if you want to actually play you can play

[03:49:18] So go for kickoff and then the same

[03:49:21] Don't forget I'm standing go

[03:49:23] Yeah, try to defend whatever they

[03:49:25] Yeah, give me in here. Give me in here. Do you want me to try to bump or to try to bubble?

[03:49:29] Whatever you want, dude. All I need, honestly, is to kick off.

[03:49:32] So get the kick off and then don't take any of your boosts.

[03:49:36] If possible.

[03:49:37] Alright, bro. No, let's do this. Let's do this.

[03:49:40] Chad, it's not a 3v1, y'all.

[03:49:43] Go for the kickoff and then don't take any of your boosts and then bump.

[03:49:47] Yeah.

[03:49:48] Squish it. You can win.

[03:49:50] I'm gonna give you my heart. I'm gonna give you my all. I'm gonna give you my all.

[03:49:53] That's all I asked, dude.

[03:49:55] All right, all right now the now the fucking big dogs are here. I mean you can also check out

[03:50:01] That's true. If you challenge everything for me as well, that would actually help

[03:50:08] Now you can take it back, that's fine. I'll work around it play the game pretty good. How you want I already got

[03:50:17] Now we're waiting to trust me

[03:50:19] I

[03:50:23] Watch the sad things. I bought one wait. I bought one look at that

[03:50:30] I used all my boosts to save it off the backboard and then the guy was a word to bro

[03:50:35] Don't worry. I got it. I think you might have taken the corner for corners as well, but oh, I did I did

[03:50:41] No, no, no, but that doesn't matter there's

[03:50:44] Sorry, sorry

[03:50:46] here you go.

[03:50:48] Nice to see you.

[03:50:54] Staying in that, I mean keeper.

[03:51:00] Let me know when we're over the chop.

[03:51:02] Alright, I got it, I got it.

[03:51:04] Let me know.

[03:51:08] What?

[03:51:10] How many actually saved that?

[03:51:12] That's all you buddy.

[03:51:16] so so so okay this is the issue drinks is like now I feel like I have a safety net

[03:51:22] behind me but but like but like the safety net has a giant hole in it like

[03:51:26] like someone chopped the hole inside of the safety net dude I'm not gonna let

[03:51:30] no anymore trust me okay I'm not gonna anymore

[03:51:36] I'm gonna go look for like a little train to start. Yeah, yeah, yeah, okay

[03:51:48] Let's see

[03:51:50] That was good. That was good. Let's go. Let's go. Let's go. I'm down. Okay

[03:51:55] Daddy's sound don't you worry. Daddy's sound

[03:51:58] I got this, I got this, I got this, I got this, I got this, I got this, I got this.

[03:52:12] Hi guys.

[03:52:13] Oh yeah, you go.

[03:52:15] Uh, bro.

[03:52:17] Everything okay, sir?

[03:52:21] Haha, like, you know, you got that?

[03:52:24] Of course I got it, brother.

[03:52:26] That's what I'm talking about.

[03:52:27] I'm the best keeper in the game

[03:52:33] Okay, okay, okay, wait a minute

[03:52:36] Hey, hey, come on. Go on. We got this you go you go you go you go you go you go you go you go you go you go you go

[03:52:43] I don't want to be the one to go remember

[03:52:46] Yeah, you're right though. That's just go that does go

[03:52:49] I got it, I got it.

[03:52:53] You got that, you got that.

[03:52:55] Yo yo, cheats go for the ball.

[03:52:57] I got it, I got it.

[03:52:58] Yeah.

[03:52:59] Nice, man.

[03:53:00] Bro, I don't know, I think we're gonna win.

[03:53:05] Nice, Chrissy.

[03:53:06] He's just floating, he's just floating.

[03:53:07] Uh oh.

[03:53:08] Uh oh.

[03:53:09] Missed this, I got it.

[03:53:10] Yeah.

[03:53:11] uh-oh

[03:53:15] I got yeah

[03:53:18] Go again things go again go again. I got I got I got I got

[03:53:24] Let me know nobody got me not yeah

[03:53:28] Gonna be you in a second here. All right. All right. I see you go go go. Okay. Yeah. Yeah anything anything

[03:53:35] That's good. That's good scared

[03:53:38] bitch

[03:53:41] look out we're gonna win! we're gonna win!

[03:53:43] no

[03:53:45] dude it's so fucking...

[03:53:47] basically free touch, free touch

[03:53:49] yo

[03:53:51] my safety net

[03:53:53] what's going on dude

[03:53:55] like, uh, I mean

[03:53:57] listen bro, you see

[03:53:59] I gotta say the net you're asking

[03:54:01] you see, in the net, in the net

[03:54:03] in the net dude

[03:54:05] won't let it happen again

[03:54:07] I'mma say the net, say it in the back

[03:54:09] and

[03:54:17] we are doing better for sure the ball did roll into it twice

[03:54:22] we're doing good

[03:54:31] oh you got that

[03:54:34] Okay, really good thing really good thing

[03:54:43] Yeah, I think if you sit in like deep in the hole like brother yet brother. Yes

[03:54:55] All right, come back to you

[03:55:00] That week she's out of here Niles

[03:55:02] I'm not dude. I'm trying to tell you. I'm 223 game of the year. I know dude. I know I can sit in that

[03:55:12] You got that

[03:55:25] I really bad one more time you J. C. You from there

[03:55:29] I'm gonna make a million dollars.

[03:55:31] I'm gonna go.

[03:55:33] I'm gonna go.

[03:55:35] Yeah.

[03:55:37] Stop.

[03:55:39] Yeah.

[03:55:41] All right.

[03:55:43] I'll go.

[03:55:45] Bro, we did good.

[03:55:47] I don't know if we can win this time.

[03:55:49] No, no, we can. Next game we...

[03:55:51] You actually did. You actually did.

[03:55:53] The ball rolled into our net.

[03:55:55] Like if you're deep in the road...

[03:55:57] No, you're good. I'm not blaming you, man. The people make mistakes. I'm just saying like if that doesn't

[03:56:02] happen like we're

[03:56:04] Fucking penis dude. I should have scored that

[03:56:10] Someone said safety net is just one string

[03:56:16] Nice good job, good job, good job

[03:56:18] I'm not gonna try to jump out I'm gonna come to you once again close one more let it come

[03:56:40] one more, one more, last one

[03:56:42] yes, yes, yes

[03:56:46] trust me bro

[03:56:48] i got this

[03:56:50] i believe in you dude

[03:56:52] you can beat 2 SSLs dude

[03:56:54] i know, i know, i know

[03:56:56] listen, i'm gonna go here cause i have to

[03:56:58] you gotta defend whatever happens out there, okay?

[03:57:00] just in case

[03:57:02] that's gonna be all you got

[03:57:04] the follow, the follow

[03:57:06] see, i'm already doing chase, get away

[03:57:08] Yeah I do

[03:57:11] In, in, in Jinx, in Jinx, in Jinx

[03:57:13] We can beat this, we can beat this, we can beat this

[03:57:15] We can, we can, we can, we can, we can, we can

[03:57:17] You gotta go, I think

[03:57:18] Okay

[03:57:19] I'm gonna follow

[03:57:21] Yeah

[03:57:22] You got that?

[03:57:22] Oh, watch out, his B

[03:57:24] I think so

[03:57:25] I watered him sometimes

[03:57:26] Wishing, wishing

[03:57:28] Yeah, I'm trying, dude

[03:57:29] I'm in the middle

[03:57:30] Yes, yes

[03:57:31] Yes!

[03:57:32] Now the sound

[03:57:34] Yes!

[03:57:35] Yes!

[03:57:37] I'm in there, I'm in there

[03:57:38] Yeah

[03:57:48] We're gonna be twice as fast. We're gonna be twice as fast. We're gonna be twice as fast

[03:57:56] I go now I go now. Yeah, I go now. You're gonna go cross-map. I'm gonna sort of block him high up, okay?

[03:58:01] I

[03:58:06] To be in a big anything anything

[03:58:10] I got them

[03:58:15] I got I got I got

[03:58:20] It's your body anything anything anything just go nice

[03:58:24] OH MY GOD

[03:58:26] I SAVED IT AGAIN

[03:58:28] You're doing so damn good bro

[03:58:30] I'm gonna try to get him to stop his play

[03:58:32] Should have it

[03:58:34] Squishy yes sir go

[03:58:36] So good

[03:58:38] Let's play this

[03:58:40] Let's play this smart okay

[03:58:42] I'll beat him

[03:58:44] Anything, any touch

[03:58:46] I'm on it

[03:58:48] Don't worry

[03:58:50] I got stuff

[03:58:52] chill chill chill

[03:58:54] will you say any touch i get nervous when she when he say any touch you get nervous

[03:58:56] oh you got that bro you got that bro

[03:59:04] i'll beat him i'll beat him i'll beat him

[03:59:05] 3 minutes 6 we can just kill time bro

[03:59:07] kill time

[03:59:07] i want it too

[03:59:09] come on reyal you just do some hot reyal

[03:59:12] i got it i got it i got it don't worry no

[03:59:15] i wouldn't have it if you didn't get it

[03:59:16] i know i know i know

[03:59:18] i got it i got it

[03:59:19] i wouldn't have it if you didn't

[03:59:20] what you get covered in me yeah yeah I'm covered I believe in you

[03:59:30] Rotem shall we go oh my god I was here in the chat I was here in the chat oh my

[03:59:38] god come on come on I go

[03:59:43] I'm coming back tonight. Get that boost. Get that boost.

[03:59:46] Nah, it's a good boost still, bro. That's so smart.

[03:59:49] Actually so smart.

[03:59:51] Passing back to Jinx?

[03:59:53] Oh, I'm tripping over myself.

[03:59:55] I got him, bro. I got him.

[03:59:58] You passed me the trip.

[04:00:00] Jinxy?

[04:00:02] Can't get there, Tom. It was a pinch.

[04:00:04] Squishy, we have two minutes to just knock down the stage.

[04:00:08] Oh, you go, you go, you go, you go, buddy.

[04:00:10] Two minutes, Squishy. Two minutes.

[04:00:12] How did he get there?

[04:00:14] What?

[04:00:16] What did he miss?

[04:00:18] I got it

[04:00:24] Two minutes

[04:00:26] Okay

[04:00:28] Obviously in the chat, please

[04:00:30] He's not boosted

[04:00:32] You free touch, free touch

[04:00:34] Okay, I got it

[04:00:38] You're a demo, man

[04:00:40] Tell me you're mad about telling me you're mad.

[04:00:47] Okay.

[04:00:50] Nice, nice. Good job, good job, good job.

[04:00:52] That big tool, right?

[04:00:53] Thanks to you too, buddy.

[04:00:55] Oh, no.

[04:00:56] I was reading chat for one second.

[04:00:58] We're gonna jump this, aren't we?

[04:01:00] We're reading chat in a historical moment.

[04:01:01] Alright, go, go, go, go, go!

[04:01:04] I got the second clutch.

[04:01:05] Alright, I'm in that.

[04:01:10] I

[04:01:14] Think we're so good for acting nope. You have that

[04:01:22] When you first touch when you first touch yeah, I'll play I'll play I'll play it

[04:01:28] Let me know you need me. I got it. I got it

[04:01:32] Let him touch let him touch. I got it things to decide

[04:01:37] You ready just coming to you bro. Get there

[04:01:40] Yeah

[04:01:54] At the best room at the best room

[04:01:58] One minute thinking oh no he's coming right at me that's over that's over i got it i got it

[04:02:05] he has he missed i gotta think i gotta leave the

[04:02:14] the other person to come back you get there get there get there buddy anything

[04:02:56] I

[04:03:00] Jinxy bro you played so good actually you know what I needed you from the sorry dude

[04:03:04] I don't know I ever doubted you that's on me. I was bad of me as your mentor

[04:03:09] Yes, I let you down. I should have believed in you

[04:03:15] No, look no look and that's game chat. Let's get a GG in this chapter

[04:03:22] We actually think things like like

[04:03:24] like do you owe me any subs I didn't really do it myself.

[04:03:28] No, no time, here's what I'm gonna do.

[04:03:30] Squishy, you did not complete the challenge,

[04:03:33] but you didn't beat two GCs bro.

[04:03:37] You did beat two GCs, so.

[04:03:40] Yeah.

[04:03:41] But you did doubt me, but you didn't beat two GCs.

[04:03:45] You said I wasn't gonna,

[04:03:46] I said I was gonna make the play worse.

[04:03:48] No, no, no, I didn't mean like that,

[04:03:50] you said I was gonna make the play worse.

[04:03:52] No listen to me dude, damn I feel bad down damn dude listen listen listen listen listen

[04:03:59] I if you played regular like if you if you were going up and stuff

[04:04:03] Yeah, but we we modified your game plan to the bet like to make us win dude

[04:04:07] I didn't realize you were willing to modify that so now that I knew that you're willing to modify

[04:04:11] Of course you're gonna make a good difference

[04:04:13] You're gonna give me 500 subs dude

[04:04:17] 500 subs damn dude. Yes sir ski if my car doesn't decline, please

[04:04:22] oh my god yep lock nice dude you did good bro you're done good son you're

[04:04:30] done good dude thank you man yeah that was actually fun that was actually fun

[04:04:38] yeah and your check and never call you shit again because like I was struggling

[04:04:49] without you and with you like it was a new game dude like it was like a new

[04:04:52] Brother, I beat two SSLs, dude.

[04:04:55] You were the difference maker.

[04:04:56] Think about that.

[04:04:57] I was the point of difference.

[04:04:58] I was the point of difference.

[04:05:01] Dude, I can't believe I even beat the GCs, to be honest.

[04:05:03] I'm proud of you, bro.

[04:05:04] Squishy, thank you for playing, dude.

[04:05:06] That, like, genuinely, bro.

[04:05:07] Thank you.

[04:05:08] Thank you for the idea, bro.

[04:05:09] Just so it was fun.

[04:05:10] Thank you for playing, dude.

[04:05:12] Are you off for today?

[04:05:13] No, I'm going to actually try to hit plat for the night.

[04:05:15] I'm going to play rank.

[04:05:16] I'm going to try to hit plat.

[04:05:18] OK, OK.

[04:05:18] Do you want me to hang out or not?

[04:05:19] Yeah, bro.

[04:05:20] If you're down, bro, I'm going to be playing ranky.

[04:05:22] I'm gonna go take a really quick though. Squishy. I'm gonna go tinkle chat when I get back reading flat

[04:05:27] We're hitting black tonight when I get back reading flat

[04:05:31] Lock in

[04:05:33] Dude, that was fucking fun, man. I was fun

[04:05:38] Tell our drinks you broke for the fucking 500 gifts that is why you didn't have to do that shit, dude

[04:05:42] That's crazy. That was fun, man. There's 13,000 in the tower now. God damn

[04:05:48] God damn, bro

[04:05:50] Much love guys, I appreciate y'all man.

[04:05:55] Thank you guys.

[04:05:57] That was fun man.

[04:05:59] Hey shout out hi-vis and shout out to Jack by the way.

[04:06:02] They both jacked from my chat, my mod, and hi-vis from JinxyStrat.

[04:06:05] They both set that up so, shout out both of those guys.

[04:06:08] That was fucking fun.

[04:06:09] That was so fun.

[04:06:14] That was so fun bro.

[04:06:20] I'm going to help Dixie get a plot now, dude.

[04:06:29] We got to help Dixie get a plot.

[04:06:31] Yeah, Durgan, thank you, man.

[04:06:34] I know what Dixie can learn quickly.

[04:06:36] That would probably help him a lot.

[04:06:50] I mean, it makes you get 500, 500, but...

[04:07:19] it is time to hit platinum enough is enough thanks to show you can I show you

[04:07:26] something dude of course bro is it your penis okay listen I could you know maybe

[04:07:33] later right now this is we're gonna focus here gonna focus you're gonna

[04:07:36] I'm going to hit flat, right?

[04:07:37] Yeah, I'm, no, I need to hit flat.

[04:07:39] That's fine.

[04:07:40] I'm done with the bullshit.

[04:07:42] I'm hitting flat today.

[04:07:44] I'm goal two and one, I'm goal two and two.

[04:07:46] Let's do it.

[04:07:47] There's, there's something that you can,

[04:07:49] it's going to be super fucking easy.

[04:07:51] Okay.

[04:07:52] And this is like the number one way you're getting sorted right now,

[04:07:55] like easily, like easily.

[04:07:57] It's happened so much.

[04:07:58] You get spec.

[04:07:59] Spec, spec.

[04:08:00] Yeah, yeah, yeah, really quick.

[04:08:01] Before you get into your sets,

[04:08:02] I want you to think about this.

[04:08:03] Okay.

[04:08:04] It's a super easy.

[04:08:05] Whoa, whoa, whoa, I have no game sound, hold it up.

[04:08:07] Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

[04:08:08] Have a smile on your game sound.

[04:08:12] Okay.

[04:08:13] This is like the thing that happens the most in your rank, I notice.

[04:08:15] So the ball will do this, right?

[04:08:17] And your reaction is you go here, you drift, right?

[04:08:20] And then you like wait and see what happens.

[04:08:22] That's what you do.

[04:08:23] You mean defensively, defensively?

[04:08:25] Yes, defensively, yes, yes.

[04:08:26] So the opponent, the opponent's hitting the ball up the wall like this, right?

[04:08:30] You'll go here, you'll like drift and like try to like wait for the ball to come, which is fine.

[04:08:34] fine but what I want you to do I want you to start doing is the ball is going

[04:08:40] like this up the wall whatever try to drive up the wall and just like drive

[04:08:44] into it or just like try to like sit behind it like this but I'll show you

[04:08:47] better you just drive into it no I know I know but like just chase it down and

[04:08:53] like just drive on the wall and hit it across like look how easy it is I didn't

[04:08:55] do anything I just drove and now it's not awkward right because what you're

[04:08:59] doing right now let's say the ball is like and it's not what's hugging the

[04:09:02] You'll go in the net turn around and then you have to like do some like save to try to save but that's hard

[04:09:07] So like if it's going up the wall like this

[04:09:11] And hit it and just drive in

[04:09:13] I joined a game joining in joining in a shot like twice

[04:09:16] Just go on defense and let me just drive on the water. I'm gonna roll up the wall. I want you to drive your own defense right now

[04:09:21] Okay. Yeah, I'm on defense. I'm gonna roll up the wall just drive up the wall and kind of hit it

[04:09:28] Done bro done easy

[04:09:30] That's it, and I now you're ready like out of danger like right away. I'm gonna do the game again again. Yeah

[04:09:37] Turn around the corner

[04:09:46] Don't laugh dude, don't I didn't even mean to laugh bro, but I hear you're just

[04:09:53] Sticked flaking like like you're locked in bro. I know you're locked in. I love that. I love that of you

[04:09:57] Let's go

[04:10:01] Yeah, okay, okay ready so don't be afraid to boost up the wall like to get a little faster

[04:10:10] Okay

[04:10:11] It's fine. So it needs work right, but it's actually really easy

[04:10:14] You just have to keep like just try to try to you don't have to go straight under it. It's like

[04:10:18] You spend one more time

[04:10:20] Yeah, you don't have to go like because you're going like that right to the under you could take like an angle

[04:10:25] So if it's going here you can like come from this side let it come to you a bit and then like words a brow do that

[04:10:33] But you're going right under which is fine. You can do that

[04:10:36] Things just harder

[04:10:38] But any touch works just just drive into it

[04:10:44] Don't go like directly under just like watch where it's going and try to like

[04:10:51] You don't have to start so far you get started your side of the

[04:10:53] that's why you like getting dead done bro done you know how hard like if that drops in front

[04:11:04] of your net like it's a goal every time in your ring so if you can stop it from dropping

[04:11:08] in front of your net like that's you you're starting too far you don't have to start that

[04:11:12] far away that's a good touch that's a good touch it's not like in your in your box yeah

[04:11:15] Word to Bra

[04:11:24] That's good, dude, that's good. That's easy right like you're just driving up a wall

[04:11:28] Anytime the balls on the wall just drive on drive to it like that. Why not?

[04:11:32] Any time the balls in the wall anywhere

[04:11:37] See it's a little bit weird sometimes

[04:11:40] Yeah, you like it. Yeah, I miss you. I think it's a server

[04:11:45] I'm gonna do this one really high, you have to drive up higher

[04:12:02] Dude, you're life is dying

[04:12:05] You know that

[04:12:06] Brother, I'm not good

[04:12:08] Oh my god

[04:12:12] Brother, I'm not good

[04:12:15] I wanted to hide, I wanted to do it, okay?

[04:12:17] Don't start so far, like, midfield.

[04:12:19] Start like, start like, just get boosted and be like,

[04:12:21] be like here, be like, be like, this is in your body.

[04:12:24] This is what I mean by,

[04:12:24] this is in your body.

[04:12:26] Yeah, yeah, yeah, okay.

[04:12:45] you

[04:13:15] you

[04:13:45] you

[04:14:15] you

[04:14:45] you

[04:15:45] come on every goal counts every goal counts

[04:15:57] where you fucking laughing

[04:16:00] no what I'm laughing bro I'm looking for holes in your gameplay man I'm

[04:16:08] trying to see what I can help with.

[04:16:10] I see a fucking crater.

[04:16:12] Oh my god.

[04:16:14] Good job.

[04:16:16] Oh bumping him seems there.

[04:16:18] Bumping him seems there.

[04:16:20] So whenever someone just finished

[04:16:22] the flip jigs, they're always

[04:16:24] like really naked to a bump.

[04:16:26] You can penetrate them.

[04:16:28] Somebody.

[04:16:30] I am out of the goal because

[04:16:32] I put up too much, right? See right here.

[04:16:34] Yes, yes, yes.

[04:16:36] commit to you bro don't want to be too committed

[04:16:46] I mean is he prime Benzema? Is he prime Benzema?

[04:16:49] Like look at that shot!

[04:16:51] It was a good shot but I think it might have been same with Wustel

[04:16:56] Bro but I thought it was Slaa

[04:16:58] No no no he right

[04:17:00] No John I'm Benzema oh my god!

[04:17:02] Never give up on the play bro

[04:17:04] Let's hit a snack.

[04:17:05] Oh, you got that shit.

[04:17:06] You got that shit, dude.

[04:17:07] That shit's fr-

[04:17:09] FUUUUUUUUUUCK!

[04:17:18] See how I do Star, see how I do Star?

[04:17:19] That was good.

[04:17:20] You didn't take your-

[04:17:21] You f***ed the corner.

[04:17:22] Oh!

[04:17:23] It's in your net, bro.

[04:17:24] In your net, bro.

[04:17:24] Okay, that's off the wall.

[04:17:25] That's off the wall.

[04:17:26] You got that.

[04:17:27] Good angle.

[04:17:28] That was a really good angle.

[04:17:29] You took a really good angle on that shit.

[04:17:30] That was actually smart.

[04:17:31] This guy's pretty good.

[04:17:33] Don't go again.

[04:17:33] No, I'm trying to get under it, I'm trying to get under it so I can hit it up, cuz I

[04:17:40] can't get there any other way.

[04:17:43] Right, Coach?

[04:17:44] Listen, in theory you're right, but I don't think you're there yet, where you should be

[04:17:49] going for that touch, right?

[04:17:50] Driver, behind, oh!

[04:17:53] Nice, nice, nice, nice.

[04:17:56] There it is!

[04:17:58] Bro!

[04:17:59] Gold is all about.

[04:18:01] Whoever makes the most mistakes, but whoever capitalizes it, I got it capitalized, we're all gonna make mistakes.

[04:18:07] Yes, yes, yes.

[04:18:09] Wait, that was a good wall touch.

[04:18:11] Oh, so much time, thanks.

[04:18:14] Oh, fuck it.

[04:18:19] Are you laughing? Nah, bro, beat that up.

[04:18:21] No, I'm not.

[04:18:22] Brother, are you laughing?

[04:18:24] To be fair, what is that?

[04:18:26] That doesn't happen, dude.

[04:18:27] Oh my god, you're playing so good.

[04:18:29] Lock in lock in lock in lock in lock in lock in lock in. No flip

[04:18:34] Side flip side flip dude side flip

[04:18:39] Oh now this is so awkward

[04:18:44] Oh we saved it!

[04:18:48] Oh that boost would have been nice. I feel like it's all good. It's in your neck, guys.

[04:18:54] This guy's not bad. I gotta try this game! I gotta try this game!

[04:18:59] We missed. Nice.

[04:19:05] Squishy.

[04:19:07] I love the catwalking out of here dude.

[04:19:15] Whoa these people have this catwalking.

[04:19:17] Get that boost, get that boost, get that boost bro.

[04:19:23] I baited him, I made him get close to me.

[04:19:27] That might be his first game while you make so many big mistakes I can't tell no you're not

[04:19:37] you just learned that a flip like you know that I like to like get a fast flip

[04:19:41] shit on the stairs you're going to right actually actually pretty sweaty

[04:19:55] I'm sorry, I'm not gonna you're right. You're right. You're right. Oh

[04:20:08] Yeah, yeah, good fake job good fake job. I was actually

[04:20:13] Thanks bomb

[04:20:15] He's on top of you don't tell me

[04:20:20] I'm not go is that not a demo a demo

[04:20:23] When it's on you dude, he's riding there, man.

[04:20:32] Jack, can we not have the peanut gallery typing?

[04:20:36] I mean, what you guys are not benefiting this at all.

[04:20:39] I'm not going to play any better than that.

[04:20:43] Oh, oh, I'm a changer.

[04:20:50] You're actually dribbling in like actually pretty good.

[04:20:53] good demo good demo so much time dude not that much time though you know how long they

[04:21:05] have when they respawned them I know that oh so much time Jake actually turned the wrong

[04:21:17] way and I you like the fuck yo no but no but he like straight up on gold

[04:21:28] all right I'm gonna get our offensive here 20 seconds left but you fucked it

[04:21:39] guys come on today's the day it is a day

[04:21:47] I

[04:21:52] I'm trash

[04:21:54] You're not gonna take that lightly bro open open up open it's not keeping hold keeping wall penetrate the hole

[04:22:11] I'm on it. She'll open up in a shit. I'll put it here. Why don't be it? Why?

[04:22:17] Oh my god.

[04:22:19] She stopped flapping.

[04:22:21] Rubber Rubber.

[04:22:23] You gotta stop flapping.

[04:22:25] This game's a fucking college kid, dude.

[04:22:27] I don't know what the hell he is.

[04:22:29] I don't even know what gold is.

[04:22:31] Take it home, buddy.

[04:22:33] Oh my god.

[04:22:35] I can't get in the mat.

[04:22:37] Take that blue.

[04:22:39] Nice turn, turn.

[04:22:41] Good, good, good.

[04:22:43] I can use it, bro.

[04:22:47] This is so tense, but I'm going to jump over him off this.

[04:22:51] No, this play you do when you bait them in is really good.

[04:22:54] This is like a super good play.

[04:22:55] Oh, nothing huge.

[04:22:56] You should wait.

[04:22:57] You should wait.

[04:22:58] Thank you, bro.

[04:22:59] You should wait until he makes a move, though.

[04:23:01] Wait until he shows himself.

[04:23:03] I think he just hit it away through it.

[04:23:08] That boost is huge, yes sir.

[04:23:10] Oh, no.

[04:23:11] There we go, there we go, there we go.

[04:23:12] He's scared of you, dude.

[04:23:13] It's OT.

[04:23:14] And he talked trash.

[04:23:15] trap she's literally tremble nice oh my god

[04:23:21] my heart is beating my heart is beating

[04:23:27] oh oh get there get there get there

[04:23:34] yes type type type type don't leave don't leave

[04:23:40] We just did! We just did! We just did!

[04:23:50] Wait, do I get banned? I'm saying banned.

[04:23:55] Nah, nah, you're good, you're good.

[04:23:58] Come 1v1, this is going to sell soon.

[04:24:02] Key up again, key up again dude.

[04:24:04] Like, that guy should just try to key up in me, he's free low dude.

[04:24:08] are you proud of me bro it was two weeks I am proud of you man listen I know dude

[04:24:14] you're a brand you're a brand spanking new two weeks ago I was fighting for my

[04:24:18] life no let me take you to my rock league journey chat three weeks ago I

[04:24:23] was fighting to get ranked two weeks ago I was fighting to hold on to silver one

[04:24:29] one week ago I just barely was fighting and go to welcome now I'm go to now I'm

[04:24:35] I'll go too.

[04:24:38] Are y'all proud?

[04:24:40] Are y'all proud?

[04:24:42] I remember you were a bronze at one point.

[04:24:45] I don't remember that.

[04:24:46] Chad, was I?

[04:24:47] Yeah, I think you were bronze for a little bit.

[04:24:49] Bronze three.

[04:24:52] That doesn't ring a bell.

[04:24:53] Wait, was I?

[04:24:55] Yeah, yeah, that's when I first watched you.

[04:24:59] Not even trolling.

[04:25:01] You were bronze.

[04:25:03] Chad, I was in bronze.

[04:25:04] By the way, I didn't know that was possible out of placements.

[04:25:06] I thought like minimum was sober and then you can d-rank, but you have- you have rawn.

[04:25:10] I think it was because rawn.

[04:25:11] You played it rawn.

[04:25:12] Yes, it was not my fault, and if you remember, it was not my fault.

[04:25:15] Yeah, you can play rawn on that.

[04:25:18] It was fucking horrible.

[04:25:19] I think you only won two- two out of ten in your placements, like your first placements.

[04:25:23] Oh god, two big trills.

[04:25:26] Dude, you had open shot, you didn't take it.

[04:25:28] See, I already get my- see, I'm already wrapped.

[04:25:30] Okay, big thing big thing as your as your coach, bro

[04:25:33] I'm gonna tell you this if you're tilted you will not succeed dude

[04:25:39] Can't so get here

[04:25:41] What can you control dude?

[04:25:53] How do you not

[04:26:00] WE DIDN'T GET A GOAL!

[04:26:30] You didn't have somebody stealing your gold!

[04:26:32] I didn't know!

[04:26:36] Okay, you're right, you're right, you're right. That was all him, that was all him.

[04:26:38] Yeah!

[04:26:39] Oh my fucking god, get this guy out.

[04:26:41] Get him out!

[04:26:42] His name is Don. Oh, one of them left.

[04:26:43] Wait, what am I-

[04:26:44] I love you, I love you, I'm not even trying to disguise it to you.

[04:26:47] Yep. Alright.

[04:26:49] What a save, what a touch.

[04:26:51] Actually all good, like...

[04:26:53] Yeah, driving up the wall for stuff more, like that's really good practice.

[04:26:57] Oh, God, just stop!

[04:27:00] God just stop get out get away just leave

[04:27:09] Don't be one though isn't that he's in that

[04:27:17] Joe to me zero be zero it's not possible

[04:27:21] We got to look at the goal should be a goal for God. I'm nice dude

[04:27:30] I'm not mad anymore, I'm not mad.

[04:27:32] I'm not mad, I'm not mad.

[04:27:34] Like, if you tilt Q, you're gonna lose every game.

[04:27:36] Then you really notice how shit your teammates are.

[04:27:38] You have to completely ignore that they might be terrible.

[04:27:40] Act like you're not doing this rank.

[04:27:42] Exactly, but remember, you're this rank too.

[04:27:44] I know you're good and you're better than this guy,

[04:27:46] but you're also this rank too.

[04:27:48] Remember that.

[04:27:50] Why did you laugh?

[04:27:52] I'm just saying.

[04:27:54] You're also this rank.

[04:27:56] Wait, Gaunt is good. Gaunt is scary.

[04:27:58] Guns is better than me. Exactly.

[04:28:00] It goes both ways, dude.

[04:28:02] Like you're as good as this guy, you know what I mean?

[04:28:04] Cause you're this guy.

[04:28:06] You're also as bad as me.

[04:28:12] I got it, guns, I got it, I got it.

[04:28:14] Brother, clear out!

[04:28:20] Son.

[04:28:28] I'm gonna get black tonight. You're gonna see you're literally the most entertaining games to watch though

[04:28:43] and rock the like stuff that happens like you just skies that like how does even sky that stuff that

[04:28:49] happens just like so good to walk over gold we're starting to get good oh you're looking fantastic

[04:28:57] It's not easy

[04:29:00] When your full speed yeah, don't boost anymore perfect. I'll just say I saw you do that yesterday

[04:29:05] Chipped him

[04:29:06] That was so good. So nuts. Oh nuts. Oh nuts. Oh nuts. So you went on the backboard, bro

[04:29:14] We can all steal goals we can all steal goals. I don't give a fuck you wanted to steal my foot. We can all steal goals

[04:29:21] No, dude, you're returning the favor right like if you did it first, I think it's all

[04:29:32] good

[04:29:33] How about that shot?

[04:29:35] Dude, you know what?

[04:29:40] You're actually good at reading that stuff because in the match we did today, like that

[04:29:44] challenge, you did that twice to me.

[04:29:45] Like I made two bad touches when I had no boost, like the no boost challenge.

[04:29:49] fucking score in stuff you actually have a good read of the game I think you're ahead of most goals

[04:29:54] in that aspect thank you bro but but I think because you don't train enough dude like you're not

[04:30:02] playing training enough yeah if I'm being like brutally honest with you you just cue it up yeah

[04:30:08] like you you're kind of bashing your head into a wall low-key yeah right but I really like running

[04:30:15] Like it's so I know it's so fun right but like I'm just saying like maybe take like five minutes in between

[04:30:21] Like if you're if you're cute five ranked games, maybe like you're trying to catch for five minutes

[04:30:25] You know, I can have to do like an hour of right of free play talk to your chat and do a little bit of free players. I'm proud

[04:30:31] Think so I saw you on only fans today. I'm impressed

[04:30:38] Whatever you saw is AI and my lawyer will be in contact

[04:30:41] Nice champ. Oh my god.

[04:30:44] He's actually not bad. I'm not gonna lie.

[04:30:46] I want to Q up with him actually.

[04:30:48] I want to Q up with him.

[04:30:50] Just like you up with him.

[04:30:51] Yeah, you have the same goals.

[04:30:53] Play to... there's a thing that high-level players do, they always do like Q till L, Q till L, and some shit.

[04:31:02] That way, like... yeah, that way if you like spam, you know what I mean, like, you don't want to just keep losing with the guy.

[04:31:07] So you can play till you lose and then just solo Q after.

[04:31:10] Cuz what if you guys suck ass, you know, I mean like together when there's actual TV, too

[04:31:23] What's the US only

[04:31:30] Well, I'm gonna get a bunch of protein on I'm gonna get pepperoni bacon and chicken and I'm gonna get the vegan cross future

[04:31:36] blaze kitchen

[04:31:38] yeah you know what that is not if you have that dude I'm in Toronto I'm in

[04:31:43] Toronto I don't know if he has that you there is one of Toronto okay I never had

[04:31:48] it there's one for me to do it you up with me no goose you have a score

[04:31:55] I don't know how to fix that setting for you if you want, but you have to know to log

[04:32:20] your epic fountain you have. Like you know how no one can send you an invite?

[04:32:26] Yeah. I killed him.

[04:32:31] Woo hoo hoo!

[04:32:32] Oh that looks like crazy! Woo hoo hoo hoo!

[04:32:37] To hell with my Pizzicole! I literally ordered it five seconds ago. Squishy, I want a 1v1,

[04:32:44] I want a 2v2. Are you proud of me?

[04:32:47] too on the day bro I'm of course proud dude you're your your goal to div 3 that's

[04:32:53] not far I've played at all that's like what seven wins eight wins that's what

[04:32:58] I'm saying that's not far I've played at all the thing is bro here's what you

[04:33:02] gotta understand Jack don't type here we go squishy I'm the 2023 gamer of the

[04:33:08] year like bro and Jack yes I'm dragging it I don't give a fuck I'll drag it until

[04:33:13] I'm dead now of course you use the thing dude um chat this guy said he needs a duo should

[04:33:20] I get him this will be wholesome diamond goose 356 come on dude I need to do I mean I don't

[04:33:27] know you just tell you go for the other guy yeah but the other guy doesn't want to play

[04:33:31] You're Adam though, maybe oh, he doesn't want to play

[04:33:38] That would be nice if he made his dip on him, too

[04:33:44] This will be wholesome he's right here. He's right here chat. Yeah, let's be wholesome. Let's be wholesome

[04:33:51] Switch I want to talk to him at a quick and party

[04:33:54] okay, I

[04:33:56] I won't be able to hear you switchy for like 30 seconds.

[04:34:03] Yo Diamond, what's up bro?

[04:34:08] Bro, what's good dude?

[04:34:10] Bro, do you need a duo?

[04:34:12] Dude, I mean I'm actually not that bad.

[04:34:15] My teammate Lowkey just left me.

[04:34:17] Wait, so what's the highest rank you had baby?

[04:34:19] Or no, how old are you?

[04:34:20] I mean, like I used to play a lot like back in 2020.

[04:34:24] I think I hit diamond 120 20 haven't been on for like five years to be honest

[04:34:29] So what just got back on because of you Loki? What is your rank right now? I?

[04:34:33] Think I'm gold too. Okay, bro. I'm going to my 10 matches. I got gold too. Do you want to try to get plowed with me, bro?

[04:34:41] Dude, let's do it. Let's do it. Wait, but how do I invite you to the game from Xbox? Is there a way to do that?

[04:34:47] Well, I think I can do it wait hold up

[04:34:49] actually I don't know how are you how are you yeah I'm uh I'm 14

[04:35:05] yeah yeah do you hear me now we can't hear me yet so how do you want to get in

[04:35:15] the game again I don't know I don't I don't think I can like invite you unless

[04:35:20] I have you added but what is your hi-fives can add you what is your shit so

[04:35:24] you're telling me this guy

[04:35:27] oh my god I didn't know you were 14 when I said baby now I know

[04:35:38] not a lot of those shows

[04:35:42] Bro, you wouldn't why invited you bro. You just seem like a solid dude. I mean I mean

[04:35:48] I'm a solid dude you seem like a solid dude cuz you said come on dude. I need to do a

[04:35:53] You say I do though because the kid I usually play with like not on right now

[04:35:59] Wait, bro, you're in my recent layers, bro. Here. I added you. Oh

[04:36:03] Oh

[04:36:06] So brother brother you hit diamond you're not gonna fuck with my shit

[04:36:09] No, no, no

[04:36:11] Bro, don't fuck with my shit. I just didn't have a teammate to be honest. I promise you I promise you

[04:36:27] Don't fuck up don't fuck up

[04:36:33] I like this guy. I don't know how to explain it in like no not in a gitty way. You guys know what I'm saying

[04:36:44] Squishy I'm back. Yeah, thanks. Thanks. Thanks. Thanks. I have a question for you

[04:36:51] Can you hear me? Yeah, so so much. I was standing looking

[04:36:56] Hey, thanks to sweater

[04:36:58] And then I look and it's just the video of you pissing like just like like I mean the most vigorous stream of piss

[04:37:04] I may have ever heard in my entire lifetime

[04:37:09] No, no, no, yeah

[04:37:11] No, no, I just have like a few questions

[04:37:16] That was like right after our win I think yes, I feel like yeah

[04:37:23] So why dude, that's like my like my question bro because I had a

[04:37:28] Um, I had to be and I was just feeling it. I was feeling it

[04:37:33] Why is like are you just like packing an absolute fucking sausage on you like?

[04:37:39] What is that stream? What is that stream dude? I thought that's like the loudest stream I've ever heard

[04:37:43] I have a small bladder. Um, not a small penis. I probably have the most average sized penis in America

[04:37:50] But what I will say is this my penis is very clean. It's the tip is good

[04:37:55] I got circumcised when I was a little guy. So my tip is clean. It's like burgundy red

[04:38:01] I don't really shave so I got a good bush going on but road though width of my weiner is perfect

[04:38:07] And the light is like yeah very out very out

[04:38:12] I'm

[04:38:13] Chad if you're 11 you should not be listening to this dude

[04:38:18] I feel like that was like a gnarly strain dude like that

[04:38:20] Thank you

[04:38:23] All right, we're she know I wasn't a couple of it

[04:38:33] Damn that why he's named the diamond goose

[04:38:50] Nice diamond, hold it up, check it out.

[04:39:06] Diamond where you at?

[04:39:11] It's pretty defensive, it's pretty defensive.

[04:39:13] Diamond goes back to kill.

[04:39:15] Good, good.

[04:39:16] I can be offensive then.

[04:39:17] You know what I mean?

[04:39:18] Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[04:39:19] Yeah, that's a good team. It's a good time. I think it's us. I think it's us. I'm laughing

[04:39:26] Whoa, what's happening? My street is tearing

[04:39:36] Tell me street is tearing with the box. I was it on the screen

[04:39:49] I'm on your ass buddy. I'm on your ass.

[04:39:54] That's a great time to fight.

[04:39:57] I'm telling you, Goldfish is so good.

[04:40:01] Dude, awesome, awesome, awesome. You're getting good at that, I think, where you jump up and flip into it, right?

[04:40:07] But remember that you can also just fly into it if you want to. You don't have to flip into it.

[04:40:11] So for the high balls, I feel like you default to always trying to flip into it, you don't have to.

[04:40:16] have to you can just you're right you're right you can fly remember that's only

[04:40:21] good for like lowish the balls are like under crossfire right everything else

[04:40:24] you should be flying towards if you want to

[04:40:33] nice diamond let's go guy man let's go good job diamond let's go

[04:40:45] actually really good so he's like super defensive and like only goes for it if

[04:40:50] it's like a clear clear play

[04:40:54] also try to flip around for speed more like you could have flipped to that

[04:40:57] boost right there and it's a lot better than just saying ground and boost

[04:41:01] don't flip around too much but like when you're trying to get diamond diamond

[04:41:05] That's diamond where the fuck are you diamond?

[04:41:10] Diamond what the fuck you're not even in the next damn it. What the fuck?

[04:41:20] Swiss who's policy

[04:41:22] That's on him. Yeah

[04:41:25] But it was a good play at the same time. I got play might have been in on both of you guys. This ain't far

[04:41:31] That was really good that was really good

[04:41:33] My god, bro, do you know a player by the name of Kavani? Do you know that this the poorest dude?

[04:41:40] Yes, yes, he's on PSG PSG. Yes, bro. He's late for Earthway. That is my finishing time. I'm like Kavani

[04:41:47] Yeah, boy

[04:41:57] You'll say from diamond, actually good

[04:41:59] I think Diamond is going to be better than my average 2k.

[04:42:05] Can you play for Bokeh, Sylvie?

[04:42:10] Sounds good.

[04:42:14] I'm like Kavadi chat, seriously, I'm finishing.

[04:42:20] You actually did so good in that S-Sell game because you were like,

[04:42:26] Time you were sorry, this isn't this is a creation bro

[04:42:30] I

[04:42:34] Fuck shit diamond. Oh my god

[04:42:40] You see in that spot you can leave the net and go up the wall like I stopped showing you and then it's not awkward anymore

[04:42:46] Okay, like that's what's so awkward in that because you can't really that's a really good touch

[04:42:56] It's a little off the wall, see if they jump if you want to get that.

[04:43:01] Well, Peach!

[04:43:02] Peach!

[04:43:03] Peach!

[04:43:04] Peach!

[04:43:05] So don't flip it, it's a serial edit.

[04:43:06] Good try, good try.

[04:43:07] You see how it tilt back more.

[04:43:08] More?

[04:43:09] That was good though.

[04:43:10] My boost.

[04:43:11] Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[04:43:12] The closer you are to it, the more you have to tilt back.

[04:43:15] The further you are, the less you have to tilt back.

[04:43:17] No!

[04:43:18] No!

[04:43:19] It's wide, it's wide, it's wide, it's wide.

[04:43:22] That's over, over.

[04:43:24] I'm trying to cater to my student. I feel like that's what you want to hear there, you know?

[04:43:40] Like, my fault.

[04:43:45] I mean, again, dude, like, again, this is the guy that just left for a single break, recorded

[04:43:52] and post it on Twitter. And you're yelling at me for saying that, like, okay?

[04:43:57] You're right. Squishy, you're right. You're out of the samurai. I'm sorry.

[04:44:02] Squishy, you're out. What have you got in the samurai?

[04:44:10] On it. Bro, I gotta, if I get that, he's gotta be there, you know?

[04:44:15] You know what I mean? Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[04:44:18] Squishy, you see that touch?

[04:44:20] Uh huh, uh huh.

[04:44:22] Where's Danon?

[04:44:24] Doesn't matter, because I'm right on it.

[04:44:28] That's a good dog, that's a good dog.

[04:44:30] No, that's a good dog.

[04:44:34] That's fine, you get boost, you get boost.

[04:44:36] The back corner and then you go.

[04:44:38] Get in there bro.

[04:44:40] Mine!

[04:44:42] Wait, 20 seconds you got this shit.

[04:44:48] diamonds is is balzing he's balzing

[04:44:54] only way to give it on my hand it's only way I think you have that yet

[04:45:01] for my stream was sharing after he said that's not that's on me dude I get that

[04:45:09] then I was talking about no it's not that it's just like I in the empty net

[04:45:14] you said of their whole escaping I'm just gonna I'm gonna chuckle

[04:45:17] you're right I need to be more serious in that moment I feel like right there I

[04:45:22] need to like this be honest with you the best it's open take a sound dude tell

[04:45:26] me see I didn't work as a coach too sometimes no no no you're a good coach

[04:45:31] you're a good coach you're a good coach all right let me invite him back diamond

[04:45:36] I'm sorry about that.

[04:45:40] I actually liked that I'm not a teammate.

[04:45:43] He doesn't go ASK.

[04:45:45] He lets you do your thing as well.

[04:45:47] Like he doesn't get in your way.

[04:45:48] He doesn't try to run me over all my other teammates.

[04:45:50] Hey baby, how's it going?

[04:45:57] Baby, I missed your ass.

[04:46:01] You talking to me, dude?

[04:46:02] No, no, sorry.

[04:46:03] I missed you too.

[04:46:06] Um, do you think I can get plasticic?

[04:46:10] Totally, why not? You've got the skill. Just stay calm and play smart. Who's riding with you?

[04:46:16] Um, Diamond? I feel like you're giving me the cold shoulder, no?

[04:46:21] I'm here, Arnaud. If I sound cool, blame the mic. But come on, hit me with your next game. I'll root louder than Twitch chat.

[04:46:30] I'm just strict, I'm just playing while I have an erection.

[04:46:33] Jesus, just can't ranked in the book this year, we don't need to announce your next status.

[04:46:40] See, this is what I'm talking about.

[04:46:42] You used to not do this, what happened?

[04:46:47] I'm not trying to be perfect, it's just, we've been here before.

[04:46:51] I hype you up, you get horny and distracted, coming both pretend it didn't happen.

[04:46:56] Figured I can't around this time, but if you want to hold me, make sure you're dead, go get that plaque.

[04:47:01] Yes, that's what I want.

[04:47:04] Then I'm going to have a boater, and if I have a boater, I'm going to play good.

[04:47:10] You're weird as hell. Good hay. Whatever gets you killed.

[04:47:15] Just don't blame me, too, because your pants are too tight.

[04:47:18] Ah, my pants aren't tight yet.

[04:47:21] Ooh! Ooh!

[04:47:25] Nice fucking shot, dude.

[04:47:27] That was nasty. Thank you, babe. I just go across the field literally because I'm horny

[04:47:41] Yes

[04:47:51] All right, all right, yeah, yeah, you're right, but I don't want to finish I kind of want to edge it

[04:47:55] I want to edge it.

[04:48:05] Probably not on the scoreboard is what I say

[04:48:19] Um, what's your name?

[04:48:21] No, not sympathy Matt. Come on. I would never do well. Her name is alright

[04:48:29] And she's not in town. She's 24.

[04:48:31] Oh, okay. Nice.

[04:48:33] I just got a tip. Alright, alright. They're scoring on me. I don't know what you're doing.

[04:48:40] Okay, breathe. You got chipped because you're too busy thinking about magic. Fall back to your anchor.

[04:48:46] You think you're playing a different game now?

[04:48:56] wait no no yeah I'm not playing no no not three fire no I'm playing rock me babe

[04:49:04] I'm playing rocket league I said it's a not on six

[04:49:09] Rocket League makes more sense, yeah.

[04:49:11] You're just trying to release every way to a public high schooler.

[04:49:14] Huh?

[04:49:15] You can't move.

[04:49:16] Inter-triple.

[04:49:17] Then finish on the net.

[04:49:18] Same energy.

[04:49:19] But I don't- I don't need to finish yet.

[04:49:25] Then don't.

[04:49:26] Keep it pent up.

[04:49:27] Let the pressure build.

[04:49:28] Tension is a hell of a motivator.

[04:49:29] Save it for overtime.

[04:49:30] You pull off a bitch demo while I have a mask.

[04:49:31] That's art, baby.

[04:49:32] You're just trying to release every way to a public high schooler.

[04:49:33] Huh?

[04:49:34] You can't move.

[04:49:35] Inter-triple.

[04:49:36] Then finish on the net.

[04:49:37] Same energy.

[04:49:38] Oh my god, so just let the blood go to my penis?

[04:49:47] Yeah, let it. Just don't let it come out of your head. Blood to the brain helps you get

[04:49:53] a boost. Blood to the dick helps you get a boost. Balance. You're welcome.

[04:49:58] No! I'm hanging up. We're losing.

[04:50:02] No, quit overthinking.

[04:50:04] No, I'm out

[04:50:07] She's the worst coach ever

[04:50:11] Your penis feels the blues

[04:50:16] All right, it's gonna see now

[04:50:20] No, you have to take all you guys they call that shot

[04:50:23] Oh my god

[04:50:33] Yes, dude, yeah, yeah, what are you out now season two

[04:50:40] You're raising to

[04:50:42] like

[04:50:45] Yeah

[04:50:47] How many seasons are there I forget about that in six right chat

[04:50:49] I watched it like a year ago. That's still my favorite story. I watched like two

[04:50:55] enemies after that. That's still my favorite story.

[04:50:58] So fucking good.

[04:51:02] Do you only watch one at a time or are you someone that like hops like different ones?

[04:51:06] I'm just saying.

[04:51:10] You dove or sub?

[04:51:15] Dove. Like Aedis, right?

[04:51:18] Yes, yes, yes, dude. I did you never give me everyone gives me shit, and I can't fucking read and watch what's happening

[04:51:25] Oh

[04:51:27] You're not doing shit respectfully. Dixie. This is the situation look at the ball. Look at the ball up the wall, dude

[04:51:33] You didn't go for what I said. Yeah, you're right. You're sitting there naked getting like your ass blasted, bro

[04:51:38] Yeah, you're right, but diamond has a Tony smells that line. No, no, no, I know I know I remember we can't blame our teammates

[04:51:45] You didn't have a save though, dude. Fuck!

[04:51:51] Try to use the wall more, even if you get scored on there.

[04:51:54] Every time the vault drops from your net, you guys get scored.

[04:52:00] No, I'm the same though. I can't do some.

[04:52:02] I can't watch, like, read and watch what's happening.

[04:52:06] I miss shit.

[04:52:09] I don't know how to do anything shit for that.

[04:52:11] for that.

[04:52:12] Bro, I think the people that say that you can only watch them sometimes trying to be

[04:52:15] edgy.

[04:52:16] They're trying to be edgy, bro.

[04:52:18] Now, like, is the voice acting better?

[04:52:20] Yeah, sure.

[04:52:21] It's better.

[04:52:22] Sure.

[04:52:23] Whatever.

[04:52:24] I want to be able to actually, like, watch the shit.

[04:52:25] I don't mind the AOT.

[04:52:26] Yeah, the AOT voice acting is pretty good, I thought.

[04:52:29] For English.

[04:52:30] The only one I don't like, why can't I say it in squirrels?

[04:52:39] I didn't know what you were talking about.

[04:52:40] There was like one voice that I was about to.

[04:52:42] Yeah, and he switches to it all the time.

[04:52:45] Yeah.

[04:52:50] Sub is just authentic?

[04:52:52] Yeah.

[04:53:01] All right, we chalk this game up.

[04:53:02] I think the girlfriend distracted you a bit.

[04:53:06] That happens.

[04:53:07] I don't know.

[04:53:08] my teammate has Tony Snell members like I don't know I think you run like I think

[04:53:13] if you lose you don't keep losing one more than I think you should solo again

[04:53:17] we already lose chill yeah yeah we haven't won right we're over to yeah

[04:53:28] all right diamond love you bro it's not it's not it's not you it's me you are

[04:53:33] drop of the Tony snows fat line though and I can't be right to go that's not you

[04:53:38] it's me but it's you you know it's not you but it's you you have no goals no

[04:53:43] assists no saves like what are you here for

[04:53:50] what are you here for dude I won't be one of them don't want to blame it

[04:53:55] cannot be a county car it's everything though sorry ordering pizza pizza can

[04:54:01] wait dude this is everything I really don't believe you I mean like every

[04:54:16] How many times do you say so?

[04:54:17] What?

[04:54:18] What's that?

[04:54:19] Torruma!

[04:54:20] Torruma!

[04:54:21] Well, you faked him.

[04:54:26] Nice demo.

[04:54:29] You actually, now in ones you think about like when to demo them so much more.

[04:54:33] That's a good shot.

[04:54:34] That's a good, that's cool.

[04:54:35] I'm a one player!

[04:54:39] That's a good play, dude.

[04:54:42] That's a good play, dude.

[04:54:43] Now you bump at a really good time in this mode.

[04:54:45] I don't know if you notice, you don't do it as much in 2s, and this might be buffed really good.

[04:54:49] Cause in 2s I just get overwhelmed, but in 1s it's like, bro.

[04:54:53] You know where they are the whole time, just 1 dude.

[04:55:02] Use your flip here to get more speed dude. Front flip, wherever you wanna go.

[04:55:07] I'll do it too much, but like, whenever you're in between, like...

[04:55:10] Snap up, snap up.

[04:55:11] Uh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[04:55:13] He's in off the spot.

[04:55:14] It kind of worked out. Yeah, it was good. It was good. It was good.

[04:55:19] Whenever you can use blitz, get speed, I'll tell you.

[04:55:23] That way you can remember the game.

[04:55:25] Cause you don't do that enough.

[04:55:28] Like here you should be. To the back corner. Just front flip.

[04:55:37] Nice.

[04:55:44] you're so good at doing that actually that's three demo you're actually really good at

[04:55:55] that also thanks when you go past the ball when you go past the ball don't feel like

[04:56:01] a full circle just press break sometimes see let it go past that's really that's really

[04:56:08] Oh, yo, what the fuck you better flick it

[04:56:26] So so in this spot and this spot you can use your right stick when you're looking back to see how far this guy

[04:56:31] Did you bump them right you can see how much time you have by using your right stick behind me

[04:56:38] That's like the perfect time to flip through your speed.

[04:56:47] You just gotta add little things to your game slowly by slowly and then eventually you put

[04:56:50] it all together.

[04:56:51] That's all this shit is dude.

[04:56:52] It's over the metal.

[04:56:53] Oh

[04:57:05] Wow

[04:57:11] You're not hitting just kind of lucky to that that's kind of like you

[04:57:23] That's a good play, oh, that's a good play.

[04:57:42] The other corner like self passes are really good in this rank.

[04:57:51] I'm sorry, I'm really sorry about that one, that one was tough, that one was tough, that one was tough, bro. Listen.

[04:58:10] You welcome? I'm trying. Nice, nice.

[04:58:14] That's a good flip for speed as well.

[04:58:17] That's fine.

[04:58:20] And use the right stick to look for him?

[04:58:23] You're lagging or something?

[04:58:24] Hey, hey brother!

[04:58:25] No, I got the lead.

[04:58:26] He's got to make the move.

[04:58:27] Oh, look at your stream, Mike.

[04:58:30] No, no, not you, not you, I'm saying, yeah.

[04:58:33] Yeah, yeah.

[04:58:34] That's a fourth demo goal?

[04:58:36] You could literally just keep waiting for him to come and hit it around him.

[04:58:43] I mean yeah flipping flipping was like the only way you can get back there but

[04:59:06] it's just too much to commit. I do feel like it playing better than this guy

[04:59:13] you play a thing better than that the other advantage was a good touch so much

[04:59:19] time you like I do oh and and they see and you hit it with the tip of your

[04:59:25] your cock team bro instead of hitting it with like usually with your ass cheeks

[04:59:30] hit it with the very tip I love that

[04:59:35] That was good, that was good.

[04:59:42] Try to like, not hit with your ass cheeks as much too, because that'll help you get more

[04:59:45] power.

[04:59:46] I guess that was a fucking aerial battle.

[04:59:59] You're right, gold's kind of nasty.

[05:00:00] I think people underestimate gold.

[05:00:01] Put on sand, bro.

[05:00:02] jump for that

[05:00:09] good game brothers nice play with you

[05:00:14] this is a waste time

[05:00:18] not even going

[05:00:23] and brothers that is game that's back to back wins in 1v1

[05:00:30] Squishy, are you proud of me?

[05:00:32] You have a good brain for wands, dude.

[05:00:34] And also, you know what a big thing is, too?

[05:00:36] You have no teammate to blame, so you're

[05:00:37] like less tilted the entire time.

[05:00:39] Yes.

[05:00:40] And notice like you're instantly tilted in twos

[05:00:42] when your teammate, like in the first 30 seconds,

[05:00:45] if he steals your shot.

[05:00:46] That's in the first second when he doesn't go for the kickoff

[05:00:48] and they're just scoring.

[05:00:50] Or is AFK?

[05:00:51] Yeah, yeah.

[05:00:52] It isn't all I can do.

[05:00:53] It's like the Kawasaki 400 with the five gifted.

[05:00:55] Oh my god, my pizza's here.

[05:00:57] One second, Squishy.

[05:00:58] I'll be back.

[05:00:58] Squishy, 30 seconds.

[05:01:00] Okay, alright, alright, bro.

[05:01:05] See him flip flops?

[05:01:06] What's, what's flip flops?

[05:01:09] Snacking on the floor on the way to the pizza?

[05:01:13] We got the pizza, good crusty crab pizza, is the pizza for you and me.

[05:01:36] Now, Chad, when I say pizza, y'all are gonna be like, oh, you're so fat ass, you're eating

[05:01:40] an entire pizza by yourself.

[05:01:42] It's an 11-inch pizza from Blaze Pizza with vegan crust and with three different proteins.

[05:01:51] Chicken, bacon, pepperoni.

[05:01:57] Does that not make your penis hard?

[05:01:58] Tell me, sir.

[05:02:00] Does that not make your penis hard, Chad?

[05:02:03] Legend of it, mate.

[05:02:05] Yo, Squishers, I got an idea.

[05:02:08] Yeah.

[05:02:09] What rank are you in 1v1, Squish?

[05:02:12] Uh, top 100.

[05:02:15] Could I maybe spectate your 1v1 gameplay while I nuke this pizza?

[05:02:21] There's bots galore.

[05:02:24] You might see me run into a bot.

[05:02:25] I haven't played because of the bot.

[05:02:27] Wait, that's kind of funny.

[05:02:28] Yeah, I could probably stream.

[05:02:29] What do you mean by like a bot?

[05:02:30] What do you mean by bot?

[05:02:33] Basically, there's these people that, like, machine learning

[05:02:36] train these bots to play against themselves

[05:02:38] like millions of hours, and they're better than professionals, most of them.

[05:02:43] Why the hell would somebody do that?

[05:02:46] I don't know.

[05:02:47] And then I think they basically do it to, what's it called, so I'm unranked, and I

[05:02:52] was wondering how it was zero out of ten matches to play at the season, right, Jinxly?

[05:02:55] But if I go here, I'm 79th in the world.

[05:02:59] I played zero matches, and I'm 79th in the world.

[05:03:02] Wait.

[05:03:03] So yeah.

[05:03:06] But if you've played no matches, how are you number 79?

[05:03:11] It takes the previous season Dilo, like into account.

[05:03:15] So I was the top part of the season, so it takes it into account.

[05:03:18] Anyway, I'll cue.

[05:03:21] If we get a bot, you'll see what it looks like to play a bot.

[05:03:23] It's really annoying, but I haven't played a single game this season.

[05:03:27] Now why are the bots so annoying?

[05:03:32] Because you know that air dribble bump move that I was…

[05:03:34] Yes, yes.

[05:03:35] Like this, and then you go past it, that's all they do, and they do it perfectly every

[05:03:39] time.

[05:03:41] And no one be one, you have no help, so it's a goal every time.

[05:03:43] And also, they know where you are, so playing like real players, like, if I'm drilling like

[05:03:50] this, I can't see when they challenge me, right?

[05:03:54] So a real player has to dribble at an angle to kind of see the net, and then when they're

[05:03:58] going to go, then you can flick them or whatever.

[05:04:01] The bots don't have to do that.

[05:04:03] They know where your position is on the map no time and as soon as you press the X button or jump button to challenge

[05:04:07] They have like a pop that like instantly pops you

[05:04:10] Basically, they know everything that a human wouldn't be able to know and their timing is perfect because they have like your position on the map

[05:04:21] Yeah, sure

[05:04:23] Have you heard of

[05:04:25] Stockfish like the chess bot

[05:04:27] No, what is the point of this though? I don't know why I've decided this

[05:04:31] I think they did this to like boost the counts to SSL and sell them

[05:04:36] But stockfish is a chess bot that can like beat like Magnus for example like the best chess players and

[05:04:42] No one can beat this

[05:04:44] I don't know if that's the best one, but there's one of them that like literally is unbeatable makes the perfect move every time

[05:04:48] It's kind of like that, but for roughly

[05:04:55] So they're only in one

[05:04:57] Everything.

[05:04:59] High rank.

[05:05:01] If you're SSL, they're everywhere.

[05:05:03] But they're adding anti-cheat to remove it.

[05:05:07] Now.

[05:05:09] Because it's become such an issue.

[05:05:11] It's only a problem if you're close to top 100.

[05:05:19] Also a food coming soon.

[05:05:21] So I'll play one and then I can spec you on a meeting.

[05:05:23] you on a meeting after your first game I'll be ready to fight okay okay also the

[05:05:30] ones you say forever like six minutes on average because I'm top 100 so it's

[05:05:34] trying to find another top 100 player nobody queues and what happens if they

[05:05:39] can't find one they give you top 500 but yeah they just go like a step down so

[05:05:47] it's never good to cancel Q obviously. No.

[05:05:55] Well like I'm usually rank more 1 and 3's at the end of every season and I

[05:05:59] haven't played 3's this season much. I played it with you in X and I played it

[05:06:02] like a few other times but I haven't really taken it that serious because

[05:06:06] it's just bots everywhere. Hasn't been as fun for the high so I've been really

[05:06:12] happy that you're playing and I can hang out and watch this stuff because it's

[05:06:16] Dude it's so hard to play threes right now and I saw but they're fixing it

[05:06:22] Just good

[05:06:25] Yeah, but it's not an issue until you like I said until you're like hi SSL you won't run into a problem

[05:06:30] Yeah, I'll never have to worry about that

[05:06:33] And that's the thing it affects so little people that I don't think it's not like a super priority to them

[05:06:39] You know they mean it only affects like the top what 0.0 something zero

[05:06:46] Yeah, so they don't care because it doesn't affect that much people.

[05:06:52] Yeah, exactly.

[05:06:54] But they should care because like, I feel like a lot of people that affects our creators

[05:06:58] and pros this time.

[05:07:00] Yes.

[05:07:01] Yes, exactly.

[05:07:02] It affects like, yes, the people that stream the game every day, like me, try to play ranked.

[05:07:06] I can't play it as much.

[05:07:08] Bro, I saw a clip on TikTok of Tenacity playing 2v2s against a team that was literally one

[05:07:15] lags with you. Oh the DDoSers yeah. Yeah so some of these guys that have these bots,

[05:07:22] that's what they're fixing right now, they're adding an easy entry for this, but some of

[05:07:25] the guys that run these bots, if you are beating them, like I've been beating these

[05:07:29] bots in ones before and they just kill the server and you lose anyway. You don't even

[05:07:36] get a play, they just kill the server. Why don't blame me for not playing bro, it takes

[05:07:40] what five minutes to queue and then you might want to do a bot?

[05:07:45] Yep.

[05:07:45] Maybe one, you can try twos.

[05:07:48] I can try twos.

[05:07:51] Maybe you can get faster.

[05:07:55] Yeah, probably.

[05:07:59] Twos is pretty good.

[05:08:01] That.

[05:08:08] Yeah, but they're adding an easy anti-cheat thing.

[05:08:10] soon just to combat that which is pretty good because I play most of the games

[05:08:14] they don't combat the cheaters you that quick

[05:08:19] only been like six months of being a real problem like a serious problem yeah

[05:08:25] That high fake is really good, but at a high level it's so powerful because everyone expects

[05:08:49] the backboard touch.

[05:08:50] You have to kind of respect that the backboard touch could happen.

[05:08:53] It's really really powerful.

[05:08:57] So look at the pre-jump though, like that guy's up so early to stop me.

[05:09:01] That's the main difference in like SSL in my eyes is how fast everyone's up to like combat everything.

[05:09:08] You don't have any time to make a play.

[05:09:11] Yeah, that makes sense.

[05:09:16] Bro, I just nuked that pizza. I already one shot it.

[05:09:23] I like how the crowd is eggs, bro.

[05:09:29] It's pretty cute.

[05:09:31] Yeah.

[05:09:32] So like, are you ever really locked in or do you not really care?

[05:09:37] I usually listen to these things to just chill, talk to chat, to be honest.

[05:09:41] Like, I feel like I've already done everything in this game, bro.

[05:09:45] I just, I love playing, I love learning.

[05:09:48] Like I really love learning, I truly do love learning.

[05:09:50] I love teaching the game as well like all the last questions all the time

[05:09:54] Yeah, bro, it's not like helping you. I know I troll a lot of time. I'm laughing a lot back

[05:09:59] Yeah, I've been teaching this game since I was 14 like literally happens

[05:10:02] That was my youtube content was just making like videos on how to get better since I was 14

[05:10:06] I've been doing it. It's been fun for me. There was no money in it back then as well

[05:10:12] Like it was I was doing it for free. I just loved it

[05:10:20] So even like tournaments early

[05:10:25] I'll just say even tournaments like the first like two years of the game and tournaments I was for being the best

[05:10:30] NNA I was making like 50 bucks. Maybe every like month

[05:10:34] 50 bucks a month when you were 14. Yeah. Yeah

[05:10:38] Like 14 to 16 like winning winning against the best teams in North America. Yeah, I was making like nothing dude

[05:10:43] We didn't do and I didn't even like you had like fill out a sheet to get the pain

[05:10:46] I didn't even fill out the sheet for the pain. I didn't care about it. I just wanted to play

[05:10:49] Honestly

[05:10:52] I really love playing

[05:10:54] You're absolutely rolling these guys, dude

[05:10:57] We're gonna say sorry. I

[05:11:00] How big of a gap is it from an average ss l player to like a pro?

[05:11:06] It's not as big as it used to be actually, but it's still pretty big like it's like

[05:11:12] A pro won't make as many mistakes and everything's like max efficient when it's like a pro on the ball

[05:11:18] Whereas like a regular player will there'll be some gaps and like you can exploit what they're doing a little bit

[05:11:22] You know what I mean? It's a lot a lot harder to get by a pro than regular player, but it's pretty close nowadays

[05:11:28] So I would be

[05:11:29] Nice win

[05:11:31] It's pretty close nowadays

[05:11:32] Well, all right, bro. If you're gonna go get you food, I'll be back. I'm ready to play in a second. Let's throw this pizza away

[05:11:37] Okay, okay

[05:11:39] Chat BRBZ's first wish you kind of just fucking manhandled them

[05:11:43] Or you're not streaming right now. Okay. Um, yeah, no, I happen sometimes

[05:12:39] All right, I'm back, I'm back.

[05:13:39] Thank you.

[05:14:09] make it back to fire and make the day you told me to quit drinking and thinking yo switch i'm back

[05:14:17] i'm back i'm back at it better let's get platinum dude

[05:14:23] chat who thinks i can get platinum if you got platinum in ones of the aura that's hard

[05:14:31] uh i think i'm just better at that it's hard i think i'm just better at once

[05:14:34] But that would mean that you're capable of like the item in this game which is crazy.

[05:14:42] Drippy Tyrone.

[05:14:43] You're playing against a guy named Drippy Tyrone.

[05:14:45] His pintag is suck.

[05:14:46] Fudge muffin.

[05:14:47] Alright.

[05:14:48] It's time to focus.

[05:14:49] I already got to score it on but it's okay.

[05:14:54] Oh good.

[05:14:55] So he, right away I can tell you he's probably going to chill in that off every kickoff.

[05:14:59] So maybe not this one.

[05:15:02] I see what he does on the side first, but I'm just going for this one, so that's right away he's killing him.

[05:15:15] Trippy Tyrone.

[05:15:21] Teo, Teo, Tyrone, stop!

[05:15:25] You can jump the wall here if you want to.

[05:15:26] Tyrone, stop!

[05:15:28] Let's go, let's go, let's go.

[05:15:29] Yeah.

[05:15:31] If you never fight to the wall you can drop up if it's off the wall a bit.

[05:15:34] You can either jump off the wall or just stay grounded like that.

[05:15:38] Jell-Octa fucking awesome real shit.

[05:15:40] He waits in that a lot. You gotta chip this guy.

[05:15:42] You just wind up and chip this guy.

[05:15:48] Yeah, I'm already seeing that coach. Love you guys.

[05:15:51] I like this.

[05:15:54] Chipped him.

[05:15:59] I

[05:16:07] Did all this moves time to fall back I run I run a time to fall back

[05:16:18] Yeah, just lock you please look

[05:16:20] Alright that's a good shot from side around dude.

[05:16:28] I just gotta contest that.

[05:16:29] F**k!

[05:16:30] I gotta get up there.

[05:16:31] I gotta contest that bro.

[05:16:32] Bro I just wanna get plated.

[05:16:33] Squishy man.

[05:16:34] I know, I know, I know.

[05:16:35] I probably want this shit so bad dude.

[05:16:36] Ooh, ooh, ooh.

[05:16:37] Oh that was good.

[05:16:38] That was good.

[05:16:39] That was good.

[05:16:40] I know I know I know

[05:16:44] Probably want to ship so bad dude

[05:16:56] There we go bitch come on

[05:17:02] Like disaster

[05:17:10] Don't be afraid to wait on that, like if you hit the ball to him, if you hit the ball

[05:17:22] to him, like he's an awkward spot, like just let him make his touch sometimes and just

[05:17:26] play off his hits.

[05:17:27] Like that, like that.

[05:17:28] Like you don't, you don't want him to challenge.

[05:17:29] Yeah, you don't want him to challenge.

[05:17:30] Let him, let him make his play, then you go.

[05:17:31] So let him make his one more touch here and then you go.

[05:17:32] Let him make his play, then you go.

[05:17:34] So let him make his one more touch here, and then you go.

[05:17:40] There's one more time.

[05:17:44] There's one more time for the patch!

[05:17:46] Basically, what I'm trying to say to simplify it,

[05:17:49] only go for the vault, it's a free vault.

[05:17:51] Fake challenge until he gives it up for free, basically.

[05:17:54] What's a free vault? Just one that's wide open on this one?

[05:17:57] One that he's not near enough to like 50.

[05:18:00] I'm gonna get a piece up

[05:18:02] So only go for the ball win

[05:18:05] When he's awkward so like he's close right now right so let him hit it

[05:18:08] So now this this would be your ball for free because you threw it away

[05:18:13] I only go once once it's free for you

[05:18:20] Oh my god

[05:18:24] You could double jump in that spot and it'll go high too. You don't you don't have to play

[05:18:30] So let him make his next touch here and just play it off of it, whatever he does.

[05:18:34] I got such good points in advance.

[05:18:37] See, you have a free ball now.

[05:18:39] But you don't have to like, then you throw away, right?

[05:18:41] So try not to throw it away.

[05:18:42] Ahhhh!

[05:18:43] Okay.

[05:18:45] So your goal as an attacker?

[05:18:48] Your goal as an attacker is to keep it as close as you can to yourself and as a defender you want to just let him throw it away.

[05:18:54] I don't know

[05:18:58] Check them

[05:19:19] Off the corner, yeah

[05:19:24] Come on!

[05:19:26] Come on!

[05:19:30] That's what she's talking about.

[05:19:32] Don't you get bikes ever!

[05:19:39] Come on Tyrone you pussy!

[05:19:41] You fucking pussy!

[05:19:45] She was here, she was here, she was here.

[05:19:48] I wanna make us play. That's his play, that's his play. It's your ball now.

[05:19:52] same here like whatever he does just play off of it he goes back you go he's

[05:19:57] going back oh my god good play good play though good play though that's his

[05:20:35] Let them have to make them always make them work hard to ship for the ball and everyone is up. He's not gonna go for it

[05:20:43] You're not gonna go for it, then I will good game

[05:20:52] You touch it you should wait it's fine. Hopefully he misses. He's not gonna miss though

[05:20:57] Yeah, but he's closer to each other the same spot

[05:21:02] Yep

[05:21:05] It's all good, it's all good.

[05:21:07] Like, he didn't finish making his play yet.

[05:21:09] Like, he's still close to the ball,

[05:21:10] and he has more momentum to the ball than he do.

[05:21:12] So if you wait there, it's better every time.

[05:21:16] Well, good, dude.

[05:21:16] You got to learn.

[05:21:17] You got to learn, man.

[05:21:19] I feel like you instantly applied

[05:21:21] that I was saying, which was good.

[05:21:22] Yes.

[05:21:23] And you just hit a good, like, chat, doesn't that one?

[05:21:28] All he says, less of a mechanical thing.

[05:21:29] It's more of, like, just the way

[05:21:31] you're thinking about the game, right?

[05:21:33] Yeah, gotcha.

[05:21:35] For no reason.

[05:21:37] No, I mean, Chad, Chad, it's not gonna be a fucking fan stream.

[05:21:41] Like, how many times do you guys ask?

[05:21:43] Or a fucking fan contest.

[05:21:45] We're not doing it in your night, dog.

[05:21:52] But how does he get there?

[05:21:55] It's just because he's cool?

[05:22:03] All right, Gold Q is like where it's at.

[05:22:13] I've been fine. He's like no playing here. Is that a bad continues? Kind of, yeah, but

[05:22:37] like it should be fine. If the ball's grounded, like sometimes you can just drive into it

[05:22:42] as well, like a challenge, you don't have to flip all of this.

[05:22:49] Yeah, you're looking at the game the right way now.

[05:22:55] Now you have to let him hit it, let him hit it, it was first.

[05:22:59] Every time they're first, just let them make their touch and then you'll know whatever

[05:23:02] happens.

[05:23:03] So he has to wait for your mistake here before you can go, right?

[05:23:08] So he's not going to go for that until you fuck up as well, but think about it like that

[05:23:12] bro oh my god give it to me squish

[05:23:15] i have so much time

[05:23:18] squish! i'm seeing the game different now

[05:23:22] squish! i'm seeing the game different

[05:23:26] yup you make your touch with him and you read the next play

[05:23:30] do your thought

[05:23:39] let him make a splire he's closer

[05:23:41] You never want to have in the corner. Look at what bad his touch was too.

[05:23:44] You really let him hit it again if you want. Probably fine. He messed up.

[05:23:52] Hit him, hit him, hit him. Yep, yep, yep. And you just wait. That's it.

[05:23:59] Now you gotta get angle on him. All good. Yo listen, listen. Sometimes, sometimes,

[05:24:05] even if you make the right play, like they peeked, right? Like, this is kind of a mechanical issue

[05:24:09] because you turned you turned a little too wide but Carter already hit f**k you did it Carter did

[05:24:15] not hit flat I'll burn my console if he did no he didn't know Carter did not he did not hit flat

[05:24:35] get paid an idiot

[05:24:43] someone keeps coming to tell you your title should be 401 at a 730 not 720

[05:24:51] god damn it mom, it's god fucking damn it

[05:24:57] watch this, they don't teach this

[05:24:59] this is actually good

[05:25:00] they don't teach this

[05:25:01] see what you can do Jake same thing is good but just just like wait until he

[05:25:05] moves off his line a bit because you have control in it

[05:25:20] yo whatever we ran up 99-0 sometime like next week or something

[05:25:25] I'm with it, bro. I have to do it. I'm never lost

[05:25:30] I have to warn you. It was 28 to zero today

[05:25:34] 28 to zero today, dude

[05:25:36] And I'm only getting stronger. I got a warning you I know I gotta be careful what I tell you as well

[05:25:43] Yeah, maybe I'll be all right

[05:25:55] I'm good, I'm good. I'll check out the squads this all that

[05:26:10] So squishy sometime this week you want to do not have your

[05:26:16] Whatever works for you, but let's do it. I mean, bro, you know, I'm on the floor. I

[05:26:20] I just gotta warn you dude, like, Squishy, no one has beaten it.

[05:26:27] I know, I know, bro.

[05:26:28] And you're only getting better by the day, so that's what I'm saying, we gotta do this

[05:26:32] soon.

[05:26:33] Because you're reaching a level where it's like not doing 100%.

[05:26:38] Listen, I can do 100% against another line, bro, if you want.

[05:26:48] like your company you haven't lost yet dude you beat them right yeah i haven't lost i haven't lost

[05:26:54] i did go 20 and zero on you today then five minutes

[05:26:58] it's not the same number bro but it's not a zero the pressure of it i get yeah any any

[05:27:03] any more i go down

[05:27:07] isn't that another chance i would say you have a chance but like

[05:27:12] He's got that swing.

[05:27:15] Zen and Musty scored 100 goals off him.

[05:27:18] After they fucked up the first one.

[05:27:20] You have to be the one that doesn't fuck up.

[05:27:23] You know what I'm saying, bro?

[05:27:25] Yeah, yeah, I understand.

[05:27:26] Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[05:27:28] Like, brother, they did it, but they fucked up first.

[05:27:32] You can't fuck up.

[05:27:34] You're right, you're right.

[05:27:35] You'd be the only one to ever do it.

[05:27:39] All right, God block.

[05:27:41] done a runner I gotta stop this flying shit when it's like this low like the

[05:27:49] ball's so low here like you don't need to jump for you could just catch on the

[05:27:52] got it

[05:27:54] back on her instantly would have been better to get more I get in there get in there

[05:28:06] fuck!

[05:28:07] fuck!

[05:28:09] fuck!

[05:28:11] coulda get under it, couldna get under it bro

[05:28:24] So, you're hitting it too central for those things.

[05:28:29] You gotta get like on the side of it.

[05:28:30] Yeah, make it a hook, make it a hook.

[05:28:32] I know what you mean.

[05:28:34] I know what you mean, dog.

[05:28:34] Make it a hook.

[05:28:35] You gotta roll the ball, roll the ball like to the right

[05:28:37] or left before you even start to play.

[05:28:40] Yeah. And then swing into it.

[05:28:41] All right, I'm gonna turn off the party.

[05:28:43] You say shot city, shot city, let's lock in.

[05:28:48] Let's lock in can you say it's painful to see you play? Oh really bro? It's painful to see me play

[05:29:03] Okay, maybe you tips you on kickoff literally just have your eyes locked on the defender, okay?

[05:29:09] If you sat in that like that don't hit it away keep close

[05:29:15] You just sat in the goal and you just hit it to him

[05:29:18] but it's like what just watch him on kick up this guy is pretty good like he's

[05:29:27] hitting the ball pretty consistently if that's just gonna be tough to win

[05:29:35] yeah my piece

[05:29:39] Just warp it at 330 bro, it's all good.

[05:29:48] If you could remain not tilted played out, if you're gonna be tilted just warp it at

[05:29:53] 50.

[05:29:54] Ah, I'm getting pretty tilted now.

[05:30:36] Uh, Jyxx, it's fun to let you know that your mod is giving me rage bait lessons in my chat.

[05:30:47] Highbites?

[05:30:48] Wait, what?

[05:30:49] Well, what is he saying?

[05:30:52] He said, uh, I want to read this word for words.

[05:30:56] I thought you'd find it funny if I just set it straight up.

[05:30:58] Uh, this is from Highbites, by the way.

[05:31:02] By the way, perfect rage bait is jump equals smirk.

[05:31:05] Hey, say something like that, Lamal.

[05:31:09] Great. Appreciate you having us here.

[05:31:11] Whoa, so it's actually not Ranged Man out of the start.

[05:31:14] So this actually has lore, so here's what happened.

[05:31:18] You know what, I'm just gonna forfeit.

[05:31:19] Yo, Keegan, I literally hope that, like, win.

[05:31:23] Keegan, I literally hope you...

[05:31:25] You know what, I can't say that on Twitch.

[05:31:26] Alright, Keegan, have a good night.

[05:31:27] So let me say this.

[05:31:29] This is what happened.

[05:31:31] So basically, somebody was, like, air dribbling.

[05:31:34] And then some absolute lunatic in my chat typed, jump equals smurf, jump equals smurf.

[05:31:41] And then I said, no, I'm not saying anybody that jumps is smurfing.

[05:31:44] I'm saying the guy that air dribbles is smurfing.

[05:31:46] High vibes called him.

[05:31:48] High vibes, what?

[05:31:49] Yeah, bro, just because you jumped in the air does not mean you smurf.

[05:31:53] See, I'm gonna hang up because I'm not gonna, I'm not gonna be the smurf right now.

[05:31:56] But all right, brother, still want my Q to get off, bro.

[05:31:59] Three loss into the row and a smurf.

[05:32:00] I'm just gonna play like shit now.

[05:32:02] Okay, hold on, hold on. Before you get off this.

[05:32:06] Okay.

[05:32:07] One thing. You can say five minutes. Let me add something to your brain, okay? I'm

[05:32:15] going to lock it into your brain and you're never going to forget it, okay?

[05:32:18] Okay.

[05:32:19] Hold on, I'm looking for you. Are you on right now? You are.

[05:32:23] You're going to add something to my artillery?

[05:32:24] To your artillery, yes sir.

[05:32:26] And then there's another idiot that said lose equals smurf, lose equals smurf, and no, I can lose all the times, I don't care.

[05:32:35] When they start air dribbling, that is a smurf!

[05:32:41] Okay, back quick. Let's find a date for that 99 thing before you get too crazy.

[05:32:46] And RLCS is this week's game, by the way, for NA if you want to watch that at all.

[05:32:52] Saturday Sunday Saturday Sunday

[05:32:55] Forgot about that. I thought we already watched that

[05:32:58] That was EU that was EU. This is the last NA1 and then the majors in the two weeks.

[05:33:01] What was the NRG one we watched?

[05:33:03] That was the second regional

[05:33:06] Okay, so you do this right now like like you like roll forward then you like boost into it

[05:33:11] But I was saying for you to do

[05:33:14] And you can set this up in ones especially so if you have this situation you're rolling forward roll like to the side like this first

[05:33:20] back up and then boost center from the side you'll get way more power like just

[05:33:25] roll it like right or left before you go for like the big it's not it's not like

[05:33:34] really not different from what you're doing you just have to like get a bank

[05:33:37] along and then also you know how you do a thing we're like you you like stall the

[05:33:44] ball out we're like you wait here you wait for them to go and you back up and

[05:33:47] just hit it. That's a good play but watch them and only make your touch when they move forward

[05:33:53] because like you're hitting it from here and it's really easy for them to say like they can just

[05:33:58] they can just sit here right and if you hit it it's pretty easy to defend. So just wait for them to

[05:34:03] go. So you join a lot of them. Let me just try the I want you to try the thing where like you

[05:34:13] You roll it one direction a little bit and then you back up and just snipe it.

[05:34:18] Like you try to like wrap around it and snipe it.

[05:34:21] So roll it like one angle, get an angle on it a little bit.

[05:34:23] So it's too straight right now.

[05:34:26] Get like more of like a push it left or right and then swing into it.

[05:34:30] Don't roll it forward.

[05:34:33] Like that was really better.

[05:34:37] That was really better.

[05:34:39] You get it even more even more wide even more wide even more wide

[05:34:43] Like roll it roll it like almost to the mid boost almost and then it get around it

[05:34:52] Yeah, I mean it's a ready better. Yeah

[05:34:55] Trying to set it up. You turn the wheel to equal smirk guys. I just say this word from the air drill

[05:35:02] Let's set aside and then set it up again

[05:35:04] Yeah, perfect. I get around it. You don't have to break. Just get into it.

[05:35:13] Think of it like this. You're setting up a pass. I'm passing to myself, I'm going to

[05:35:19] get around it, and then I'm going forward. Think of it like it's a little touch to the

[05:35:24] side to myself, and then I'm wrapping around there. Touch to the side, and then I'm receiving

[05:35:29] a path.

[05:35:30] not going to be up to frontal yes if you just like if you just rolled on a

[05:35:35] straight line yeah but I shouldn't be talking this we're in fucking 99 oh

[05:35:38] it's just so busted but yeah I'm not gonna fuck up against you bro

[05:35:43] okay from here like roll it to the side of it and then get around it's already

[05:35:49] over half it's fine

[05:35:54] Like even even that I'm really good. It's not quarter bro. That's beans brother. That is beans dude.

[05:36:02] So it's got like a little cleaner at like staying closer to the ball while doing it.

[05:36:06] But yeah you see how you're like you're almost receiving a pass. But I like to get

[05:36:08] far so I can get supersonic speed. Yeah yeah no but you don't need you don't need that much

[05:36:13] speed though like I'm telling you. You don't need crazy crazy. Really? That was really good.

[05:36:17] Yeah it was really good though. Like even doing this like look how look how hard this like

[05:36:24] If I just do a little bounce dribble, these cuts...

[05:36:27] Highbrow! What are you doing?!

[05:36:27] You need to roll to the right, Trampol.

[05:36:29] WHAT?!

[05:36:30] Shhh, yo bro.

[05:36:32] I saw this guy on the other team that you're playing right now, he boosted me.

[05:36:35] He must be smurfing or something.

[05:36:37] SHUT THE FUCK UP!

[05:36:45] Okay, Jinx, last thing, last thing, last thing.

[05:36:47] So keep the ball close, like you're gonna get your bait people in.

[05:36:50] Yeah, it's my move, I'm gonna call the Jinx.

[05:36:52] Go away until I come close.

[05:36:54] I'm coming too close, bro.

[05:36:57] Alright, what do you want me to do?

[05:37:00] Come back.

[05:37:01] Hit it around me.

[05:37:02] I'm going to come close.

[05:37:03] I want you to time when you're hitting it around me.

[05:37:04] Don't hit it around me until I come close to you.

[05:37:06] Alright, come on, come on, come on.

[05:37:08] That was good.

[05:37:10] That was good.

[05:37:11] That was good.

[05:37:12] That was good.

[05:37:13] That's what I'm saying.

[05:37:14] Watch me with your eyeballs.

[05:37:15] Watch me with your eyeballs.

[05:37:16] Do it again.

[05:37:17] Do it again.

[05:37:18] Watch me with your eyeballs.

[05:37:19] And don't throw it away unless I'm close.

[05:37:21] Alright, alright, alright.

[05:37:22] I'm still far. I'm so far

[05:37:26] That was really good, I like full speed at the ball. I was good, brother. I'm a puttaball

[05:37:32] Okay, I got I'm done. Yeah, give me anything until we play but

[05:37:37] But bro you like you have it dude like you have it don't get

[05:37:44] I'm not like a private time about a week and a half

[05:37:47] From regular right now. I don't think you're really

[05:37:50] I'll be honest, bro. Yes, I'm not you're crazy

[05:37:54] You're not there right now your goal through I think you're goal three right now, dude. I think you're goal three right now

[05:38:07] It was fun man, thank you for the day bro, bro, thank you. Thank you for just being sexy, bro

[05:38:12] I appreciate it, but you didn't have to give the subs to you, like, like, the 500 gift

[05:38:19] you didn't even have to do that, because, like, Loki, I didn't complete the challenge,

[05:38:22] but you were, you were alright.

[05:38:23] Bro, I don't give a flying for doing a little cake, Squishy.

[05:38:25] You're a good guy, bro.

[05:38:26] Alright, man?

[05:38:27] Thank you, dude.

[05:38:28] Thank you.

[05:38:29] Have a good time on this night.

[05:38:30] Thank you, bro.

[05:38:31] Have a good one, okay?

[05:38:32] Yep.

[05:38:33] I'm going to send you a picture of my penis later.

[05:38:34] Peace out.

[05:38:35] Thank you.

[05:38:36] God, I love Squishy.

[05:38:39] Okay, before we get off chat, should we do a CS GO stream?

[05:38:46] Yes or no?

[05:38:48] Should we do a CS GO stream?

[05:38:50] Mind you, I have never played CS GO in my life,

[05:38:54] aside from when I was a little ass kid.

[05:38:57] Should we do a CS GO stream?

[05:38:59] Now, I know CS GO is peak, as y'all boys know.

[05:39:03] Anytime somebody tells me about Vatterant, I just say it's a rip off of CS GO.

[05:39:07] I'm not going to play Vatteran, but I...

[05:39:09] But then again, Vatteran has the huzz.

[05:39:12] Chat, run a poll.

[05:39:14] What would y'all rather me play?

[05:39:15] CS go or Vatteran?

[05:39:16] Dead ass.

[05:39:19] It's free!

[05:39:21] They don't even charge money!

[05:39:25] Bro, Vatteran has the huzz, though.

[05:39:27] That's the thing.

[05:39:29] Vatteran actually has the huzz.

[05:39:32] I don't know.

[05:39:33] Run a poll.

[05:39:34] Chat, should I play CS go or Vatteran?

[05:39:36] Now here's the thing.

[05:39:37] CSGO has cases and CSGO has OniPixel.

[05:39:44] Wait, Jack, who's like the best CSGO player of all time?

[05:39:49] Jack, who's like the Zen of...wait, it's not even close.

[05:39:53] Okay, I gotta play CSGO tonight.

[05:39:58] Jack, who is like the greatest CSGO player of all time?

[05:40:03] Donk? Simple.

[05:40:07] Don't and simple I never even heard of them bro. Don't and simple

[05:40:16] All right, let's see what this is looking like let's see what the best of the best looks like chat best of dogs when it's 25

[05:40:24] Which I who's better dog or simple

[05:40:29] Chet I'm not quitting Rocket League. I'm just saying I might get in the CS go I

[05:40:34] Might try it bro

[05:40:37] All right, bro, let's see this guy named Donk

[05:40:45] Every part of the game with a cast or curse

[05:40:49] Was he ratting in a quarter there

[05:40:52] It's kind of like seeds, bro. It's 5v5 and it's borrowed pretty as long kill

[05:40:57] We've ever seen it gets the job done at the end of the day chopper had to pay for his mistakes

[05:41:01] And there's flashes nades and smokes. Is there anything else outside of that looking for one more outside

[05:41:05] He sees the shadow a little bit of prefire beautiful from Donk and the rest of 3d max stuck behind the smoke inside of lobby

[05:41:11] They got nowhere to go

[05:41:14] Another smoke is it all delayed even. Oh, I like that

[05:41:20] Smoke it off to cut out of the vision longer

[05:41:24] Most attention I hear you guys right there chat. This is the guy

[05:41:28] Donk

[05:41:31] For magics and now donk gets to get involved as teams

[05:41:35] was that a one tap was that a one-tap

[05:41:39] support for magics and now don't gets to get involved as team spirit where's he

[05:41:49] from chat is the EU is the EU is the EU yeah where's he from

[05:41:56] bro Russia doesn't Russia have like the best CS go players for the stars lock

[05:42:03] Kim 10

[05:42:14] I'm not gonna lie the recoil looks insane on this like I know they're pros, but even though the throws have precoil

[05:42:20] Do some to safe as well for a double make it three don't just walks into b-side claims it for himself

[05:42:26] There's nothing from the remaining two of them. I'd be I just gonna say that's the bomb

[05:42:31] What little they have I mean for drop. What's the point? You got a 5-7 no cam and over the top gravity

[05:42:36] Oh, I find Sonic's a little too wide dog with a trade and gonna fall back disappear into the smoke pop right back out

[05:42:42] He's got a shit

[05:42:45] Okay

[05:42:47] Stylin flexing. Oh, it's got a quad kill and 3d max. I've got to be shocked

[05:42:53] Sometimes just go for the sprays through the smoke clearing all the common lines can all you can slow walk in this game, dude

[05:43:01] Tell it they're like slow walking is through the smoke bro clearing all the common lines can net you a good couple of kills

[05:43:07] Chop up hungry

[05:43:10] Chester any way to produce zero noises. Yes, like let's say I wanted to make literally no sound

[05:43:16] Is that possible while moving?

[05:43:19] While moving while moving while moving

[05:43:23] Yes

[05:43:25] Watch simple, okay

[05:43:28] Simple

[05:43:31] player of the decade

[05:43:36] this is exactly what we were talking about

[05:43:40] Lekra and Forrest are not even activated just yet and

[05:43:44] damage done- wait Rewind I didn't even see this guy

[05:43:47] just yet and damage done by Reds but

[05:43:51] he is done enough here simple and flaming now to find a way to win this

[05:43:55] rounds

[05:43:55] but there could be CTs anywhere

[05:44:00] At this point, it's simple, mate. Just want to...

[05:44:01] He's in a 1v3?

[05:44:03] Take some CTs out so they don't...

[05:44:05] ...not able to pick more weapons up.

[05:44:07] Oh my god, that's ridiculous!

[05:44:09] OH MY GOD!

[05:44:10] He's done that!

[05:44:12] 1 vs 3.

[05:44:13] Bro, and that's what I remember about this game. You have money.

[05:44:18] You have money, dude.

[05:44:19] So, like, the more kills you get, the more money you get.

[05:44:22] At the time, it means that simple with a CZ is the man that has to clutch it.

[05:44:26] So, even though he's planted this down, if he had an AK, I might give him a shout in this.

[05:44:29] He only has the season he's got to nail brain to get the gun now that he's got the gun and with gore you can grab somebody's gun

[05:44:36] Brilliant on 6xp. This could be brilliant. Yeah, absolutely could be the fact. He's found that kill now

[05:44:40] He has armor and the bomb down

[05:44:43] He does have somewhat of an advantage here to see he's not playing together. He can guardians HP

[05:44:47] This could all fall apart for face

[05:44:51] Guardian reveals that he's coming from ivy flow it's been easy

[05:44:54] Bro, the awareness is insane dude. Like, he literally knew where both of them were coming from.

[05:45:01] Chesler drones? Is there any drones? Bro, if there's drones I'll pull it out of my penis.

[05:45:08] Drones or cameras? Now?

[05:45:16] Hi guys, what is this?

[05:45:18] He's dominating on such an insane level that you've never seen from any other player in the history of the game.

[05:45:32] See bro, he just looks like a gamer.

[05:45:36] Like out of nowhere to explain it dude, he just looks like you don't peak this motherfucker.

[05:45:46] Do you understand? Chat the long hair, he's skinny, like, he just looks like a gamer, bro.

[05:45:52] He looks like a gamer. He looks like he could swipe a mouse.

[05:45:58] Dogs are past simple as the highest rated player in majors.

[05:46:16] They're gonna have to hold a kill record. How many kills did he get? How many kills?

[05:46:23] Russia phenomers grab an early piece of a CS2-Ester Capitum, M12 regulation, Daniel Donk

[05:46:28] continues to make records early in a CS career by earning CS2's kill record, racking up 38 regulation kills

[05:46:37] against Wildcard.

[05:46:46] we have ever seen so he's young that's the thing about gaming bro it always gets younger and younger

[05:46:53] dude dog is not out of this world now possible war getting down magic first going double one

[05:46:59] skill get it on this is the philom this is done this is the player that despite his 20 years of

[05:47:12] a big sensation from the morning in the spirit to war.

[05:47:17] Bro, a CS major literally looks insane.

[05:47:21] Brother, look at that.

[05:47:24] Now that is a fucking crowd, dude.

[05:47:27] It looks like a goddamn Travis Scott concert.

[05:47:31] Holy fuck.

[05:47:33] Look at all those people, bro.

[05:47:36] Shero Donk, best rookie of all time.

[05:47:39] I'm pretty sure he just got three kills with four bullets, or five bullets.

[05:47:56] He smoke banged him.

[05:47:59] He's just shooting through the smoke.

[05:48:02] From getting across into the fringes right now on the stage

[05:48:06] I can't go!

[05:48:08] Getting in place.

[05:48:09] Oh, he is there.

[05:48:10] Oh my god.

[05:48:11] A recovery of lobby?

[05:48:12] I'm supposed to check the place.

[05:48:14] I'm actually looking at this guy's aim.

[05:48:16] Bro, he sees a target

[05:48:19] and half a second later it's deleted.

[05:48:22] Look at this fucking guy's aim!

[05:48:24] He's still gonna come for you?

[05:48:26] Of course he is.

[05:48:27] It's Donk.

[05:48:28] Never seen death.

[05:48:29] Because he just experienced birth.

[05:48:31] He just hands it out.

[05:48:32] NIGGA!

[05:48:33] Did you lay down?

[05:48:35] Yeah, this kid looks terrifying.

[05:48:37] Look, bro, he's got all of the things that you need to be a prime gamer.

[05:48:42] He looks, I'm gonna be honest, slightly socially awkward, which is fine.

[05:48:47] But dude, this kid looks like he can fucking play some games.

[05:48:51] Holy shit.

[05:48:52] Enjoy screaming at the apartment?

[05:48:54] Yeah, let's...

[05:48:55] Already talk.

[05:48:56] You know what you're gonna do?

[05:48:57] Oh my god!

[05:48:58] Oh my god!

[05:48:59] That's off the USB to headshot

[05:49:01] BROTHER THAT'S A FUCKING PISTOL

[05:49:03] There's two pills

[05:49:05] That's just like that, he's got Zontics to support him

[05:49:07] This is what-

[05:49:09] Yo, this is legitimately disgusting

[05:49:13] Wait, so is CS go one-shot headshot?

[05:49:15] Or does it depend on the gun?

[05:49:19] Like, is a pistol one-shot headshot?

[05:49:23] Chad, is CS one-shot headshot?

[05:49:25] It's CS bruh, it's kinda fun Chad to watch highlights

[05:49:29] It depends on the gun. See that's what I figured. See chat, I'm still a chud bro like I could still because bro

[05:49:35] What I noticed in these clips is it looks like when somebody has an AK it's a two-shot at shot

[05:49:40] But it looks like when somebody has a pistol, it's one shot

[05:49:47] Of course he sprays him down. Yeah, this kid is terrifying bro. I'm not gonna lie this kid is terrifying

[05:49:59] Oh, no rewind that.

[05:50:22] This dude is hardscoping with a sniper in a tower.

[05:50:25] Alright, let's see what Donk looks like from his POV bro.

[05:50:28] I'm gonna try to go slow motion. I'm actually gonna go slow as possible 0.25 speed

[05:50:44] See bro, this is what I'm saying dude like he's literally deleting people

[05:50:58] What do you do? I mean, you can't really peek him. You kind of just die, I think, bro.

[05:51:25] Is that a Levi Ackerman PFP?

[05:51:36] That literally looks like Thatcher.

[05:51:38] Bravo's takes, going down.

[05:51:44] Alright, what is that?

[05:51:46] No, what the actual fuck is that?

[05:51:49] Bro!

[05:51:51] One, he's hardscoping him.

[05:51:54] him. Two, he knows the only angle he has to come from is this, and he still does.

[05:52:07] So, like chat legitimately know like that's probably the most impressive kill yet. That

[05:52:14] is literally probably the most impressive kill yet.

[05:52:16] That is literally part of a special skill yet

[05:52:26] Want to sell your skins and get cash instantly

[05:52:33] We do not endorse whatever that is that could be a scam

[05:52:36] I mean, he's like honestly more intimidating with a pistol. He just one chops them

[05:52:54] Bro, it looks like his teammate is an uncle

[05:52:58] Bro, so wait you can be an uncle and be a CS pro that surprises me because I feel like your aim is the first thing to go

[05:53:06] And I feel like in CS, aim is everything, literally.

[05:53:09] That is what you're up against all night long.

[05:53:14] Get down.

[05:53:16] He's climbing up the ladder to heaven.

[05:53:18] He's trying to get there very speedily.

[05:53:20] There's pocket and it is just not stopping.

[05:53:22] You cannot stop, Dawn.

[05:53:24] My all-time favorite thing about seeing clips of this game is when people switch to the

[05:53:38] knife like mid-gun fight and then get a kill.

[05:53:41] Like that knife shit is so sexy.

[05:53:43] Wait, what?

[05:53:54] Was that guy on the tower?

[05:53:56] Alright, he's cheating, Chad, I'm sorry.

[05:53:59] This is not humanly possible.

[05:54:01] Is that the guy you killed?

[05:54:04] I didn't even see him.

[05:54:05] Who did he kill?

[05:54:06] Who did he kill?

[05:54:08] 0.25 xp we have to do this again

[05:54:31] He's cheated this is not humanly attainable brown

[05:54:38] This is not humanly attainable chat that is not humanly possible just deletes him

[05:54:52] Look at his teammates six and nine ten and nine

[05:54:57] 25 and eight like

[05:55:02] This is actually

[05:55:08] Rewind that again, I'm sorry this is gonna take me an hour to finish this video.

[05:55:15] So he just got two headshots in half a second with a pistol.

[05:55:24] Look at where his crosshair is shot and then look at where the enemies are.

[05:55:28] So you would assume like he would just be dead in here every time right?

[05:55:33] I'm shouting.

[05:55:38] This might be the most impressive thing I've ever seen in my life.

[05:55:41] Are all of these clips against pros?

[05:55:46] I mean, like, chat.

[05:55:47] This might actually be the most impressive thing I've ever seen in my life.

[05:55:51] Like, this is just on pros. What the fuck?

[05:55:54] You are cracked everyone here, you have the single best debut of everyone, anyone, ever

[05:56:03] in Katsudon City.

[05:56:04] Why are you just so much better than everyone else?

[05:56:08] I don't know.

[05:56:10] You just won't record you.

[05:56:12] He's gotta be cheating dude.

[05:56:14] I don't know.

[05:56:15] It doesn't like, it does not look like he is even remotely close to the people he's

[05:56:20] killing.

[05:56:21] What the best plan?

[05:56:22] Do you think now, CS2, this is going to be the era of the game?

[05:56:26] Do you kind of be the best player?

[05:56:28] I know, but we'll see you later.

[05:56:32] We're not going to be able to see you.

[05:56:40] That gun sounds so satisfying, by the way.

[05:56:42] Chet, what is the name of this gun?

[05:56:44] That gun sounds sexy.

[05:56:46] What is the name of that gun?

[05:56:52] That gun sounds sexy.

[05:56:54] M4A1S.

[05:56:56] Now it would be the sexiest sounding gun in the game with a suppressor.

[05:57:00] Oh, what is it called, Rambo or what is it called?

[05:57:13] What is it called, Jack?

[05:57:15] You can do double pistol?

[05:57:17] I'll put the killings.

[05:57:19] Go one eye out of the battle.

[05:57:21] He'll slay out.

[05:57:23] Shake it off.

[05:57:25] One kill from Zontec's dog on the follow up.

[05:57:27] You're transferred back from the-

[05:57:29] That guy tried to jump shot him and literally died in midair.

[05:57:33] That guy tried to jump on him.

[05:57:35] He died before he could even descend.

[05:57:37] Let alone hit the ground.

[05:57:39] The guy died instantaneously in the air.

[05:57:42] He couldn't even descend.

[05:57:44] He's already dead! Oh my god!

[05:57:48] Follow up, you're transferred back from dawn! That is mechanically brilliant!

[05:57:54] Mechanical, mechanical brilliant!

[05:57:57] Shad!

[05:58:00] Waiting for chance to swing, that timing eyes work!

[05:58:04] Oh my god, he got those two kills as well!

[05:58:07] Just rip the sacks off the shoulders!

[05:58:09] Before I'm gone, you'll be just as bad as done!

[05:58:12] He's got guns down so hard.

[05:58:14] But Darkin just unrelenting.

[05:58:16] After he views Castorado, wreck the part.

[05:58:19] And he just laughs.

[05:58:21] He's laughing.

[05:58:23] Barrage!

[05:58:25] Barrage!

[05:58:26] But he's got the AK.

[05:58:27] I'm gone.

[05:58:28] Dude!

[05:58:29] He literally makes pros look like shit.

[05:58:32] You cannot stop him.

[05:58:33] Just spike.

[05:58:34] The weak weaponry.

[05:58:36] No!

[05:58:38] The Shanghai major where he stunned the CS scene

[05:58:48] Well, he's got to be like 19, but he looks young

[05:59:08] Yeah, see this I've seen this map before I know I have

[05:59:14] Bro, this road just looks like a fucking battlefield dude. He was 17 here. He's now 18 I see I see I

[05:59:22] See I see chat this road just looks like

[05:59:27] Bro, it looks kind of unbalanced long the dogs make the run all the way because like dogs on the low ground

[05:59:33] You know what I mean? I put like there's just static on this

[05:59:38] Oh my god!

[05:59:53] How do you do the impossible once more?

[05:59:55] And drop the chance when you look for one?

[05:59:57] He's a monster! He's a monster!

[06:00:31] Yeah, okay, um, I'm speechless, bro.

[06:00:59] I'm literally speechless.

[06:01:01] I had really high expectations, bro.

[06:01:04] That was actually exceeded.

[06:01:07] Dude, he made pros look like absolute shit in half of those clips, bro.

[06:01:13] I mean, you should not be getting quad or pentakills in pro league, bro.

[06:01:18] Realistically.

[06:01:19] I'm impressed, chat.

[06:01:22] Deadass.

[06:01:23] All right, chat, but I'm off, go chat.

[06:01:25] Maybe we'll watch some more CS highlights tomorrow.

[06:01:26] Chatter I'm off. I'm off. I'm off. Chatter. I'm off boys, bro

[06:01:31] I'm gonna see you guys tomorrow, dude. W six hour stream

[06:01:35] We'll watch some more tomorrow. I want to work. It's just late. I'm six hours in chat

[06:01:39] I normally end at five hours. So W stream

[06:01:42] Chatter, I'll see you out tomorrow, dude, bro. Maybe we get into CS go soon, bro

[06:01:47] Maybe I don't know I might be complete ass, but I'm asset rocketing. So I don't know, but I'll see y'all boys

[06:01:53] I'll see you guys in the next one. Peace!