[403/730] 🟨 CLIPS -> 1 CHAMPION vs 2 of EVERY RANK -> HITTING PLATINUM IN ROCKET LEAGUE 🟨

Jynxzi

02-07-2026 · 6h 20m

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[00:00:30] 29 seconds into the stream, you type, and...

[00:00:34] I'm out of here? Yo, Tessik, keep that shit to yourself!

[00:00:50] Tessik, the stream just started. What do you mean you're out of here?

[00:00:55] Why is High Vibes calling?

[00:00:57] Yo!

[00:00:59] No! Another day.

[00:01:02] Another late start to the stream. Why?

[00:01:05] High Vibes, I'm six minutes late, bro.

[00:01:08] Okay, so you're still late. Why?

[00:01:13] Okay, so permission to speak?

[00:01:18] Reakin'.

[00:01:20] I'm late because I was making a cup of coffee, bro.

[00:01:25] So, you had, what time do I go?

[00:01:31] Nine in the morning?

[00:01:35] So you had from nine a.m. to three thirty to prepare,

[00:01:41] and you wait till four o'clock to start the call?

[00:01:48] I won't be late again, sir.

[00:01:50] Wait, what? No! Fuck! Fuck!

[00:01:53] You're late.

[00:01:53] No, what is that? I'm not!

[00:01:56] How about you're not my boss?

[00:02:00] Shame, thank you for the tier one.

[00:02:01] Gigi, thank you for the tier one.

[00:02:03] Zaddy, thank you for the prime.

[00:02:04] Zaddy, put it in my ass!

[00:02:08] Hold this, thank you for the tier one.

[00:02:09] Shay, thank you for the tier one.

[00:02:10] Eram, thank you for the tier one.

[00:02:13] Shadow, what it's good, bitch!

[00:02:16] Shadow with the prime.

[00:02:17] We pay your salary.

[00:02:19] Be on time, bitch.

[00:02:21] chat I'm six minutes late hey hey hey I'm six minutes late let's not sit here and

[00:02:28] act like I strolled up fucking nine hours late to the screen let's not sit here

[00:02:35] and act like I pulled up nine hours late y'all I'm six minutes late I'm gonna

[00:02:40] need everybody to defruster themselves I'm six minutes late Jinxie files

[00:02:47] when with a question mark. Uh, never. There's not ever gonna be Jinxie vibes. What do you

[00:02:55] guys think I am? God, I think I'm gonna tell you what. Lay honestly, just ant. So wait,

[00:03:02] let me, alright, let's address the second dumbass of the day. So because I'm li- no,

[00:03:07] no! Let's run with what you're saying. Because I'm six minutes late, I should

[00:03:13] end the street because I was six minutes late I was just to end brother brother brother

[00:03:19] we're gonna see for like five hours what are you dying man good idea best idea of the day

[00:03:27] ended yo jack super bowl tomorrow super bowl tomorrow mark my fucking words dude

[00:03:35] Drake, May and the New England Patriots are one of the Super Bowl.

[00:03:40] Mark it!

[00:03:41] Mark it!

[00:03:42] Mark it!

[00:03:43] Burl up with the five gifted.

[00:03:46] Burl up with the five gifted.

[00:03:48] Late just end your life.

[00:03:50] Okay.

[00:03:51] Opticals a little too far there, brother.

[00:03:54] Hello.

[00:03:55] I'm going to touch myself to you now.

[00:03:58] Lomas, appreciate the 20-month subbing.

[00:04:00] This will be your last month's subbing.

[00:04:03] Go hit Lomas, because this is your last month.

[00:04:05] Mauds, get him out.

[00:04:07] Lomas, you are 20 months to express yourself.

[00:04:11] And you said, hello, Jinxie.

[00:04:12] I'm going to touch myself to you now.

[00:04:15] Let's get him out.

[00:04:16] Wise Highbyes calling.

[00:04:17] What could this guy possibly fucking want?

[00:04:22] What?

[00:04:24] All right, so be nice to him, because I have good news.

[00:04:28] I'm updating you.

[00:04:30] All right, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry.

[00:04:32] So listen, you know how your freeze rate is boosted?

[00:04:36] It's hard to play with people, yada, yada.

[00:04:40] Yes, well, boosted is not,

[00:04:42] I wouldn't necessarily go with that word, but continue.

[00:04:46] Yeah, you have boosted, okay.

[00:04:48] Now, I contact the devs, right?

[00:04:53] And the dev notified the team,

[00:04:57] so they're going to look at this,

[00:04:59] like seeing what they can do, all right?

[00:05:02] so they might reset your ranks in for threes and or tournaments.

[00:05:06] Nice.

[00:05:07] Hi, guys.

[00:05:08] That is legitimately the first piece of work

[00:05:12] you've done in 11 months.

[00:05:13] Not here.

[00:05:17] He hangs up, but I'm not going to mess up my vibe.

[00:05:19] I'm trying to get my stress in the rough and foul,

[00:05:21] take a promise, try to get in the middle of the field,

[00:05:23] like they could back up you by my feet.

[00:05:25] Chad, I'll do it, bro.

[00:05:27] Scared of one to 10, how is y'all doing?

[00:05:29] Alfie, thank you for the prime.

[00:05:33] Scale of one to 10, how are y'all doing?

[00:05:35] Scale of one to 10.

[00:05:38] Let's actually, you know what?

[00:05:39] Let's read some chats.

[00:05:40] Normally I end up regretting this,

[00:05:43] but let's read some chat.

[00:05:44] Some chat.

[00:05:45] So here we go.

[00:05:46] My son's first birthday is tomorrow.

[00:05:47] His name is Dominic.

[00:05:49] Can you give him a shout out?

[00:05:51] Dominic, shout out to you.

[00:05:53] Happy birthday, my boy.

[00:05:54] Your dad Enrique is a legend.

[00:05:57] Your dad is a legend.

[00:05:58] That's probably the most wholesome message I've ever seen.

[00:06:01] Let's read some more chats.

[00:06:03] Do me a favor and end the stream.

[00:06:06] I'm not eating all over my screen because of you.

[00:06:10] You should play with no hands.

[00:06:14] What?

[00:06:15] No, no, no, what?

[00:06:16] You want me to play Xbox without any hands?

[00:06:21] Get worse soon.

[00:06:22] Dr. Venk, I'm not even sick.

[00:06:24] Are you wishing that I get sick?

[00:06:26] Let's read some more chats.

[00:06:28] So let's read some more chat.

[00:06:29] Sending love from North Carolina.

[00:06:31] Shout out to them.

[00:06:32] Yo, I'm actually gonna be in North Carolina

[00:06:34] in a couple of weeks for a Mr. Beast video.

[00:06:38] Chat, I would be in there a couple of weeks, dude.

[00:06:40] Hey, Jynxie, I'm jerking off to you.

[00:06:43] Again, save that information.

[00:06:45] Save that information to yourself, bro.

[00:06:47] Sending hatred from Norway.

[00:06:49] Yo, Jynxie, lick my dick.

[00:06:52] 20 day watching streak from Pixel.

[00:06:54] Maz, let's get Pixel out of here.

[00:06:57] Mods, let's get Pixel out of here.

[00:06:59] What is the plan for streaming there again?

[00:07:02] What do you mean, Abbas?

[00:07:04] Hi, Abbas, I'm gonna stream every day.

[00:07:06] Bro, I'm not no bitch, y'all.

[00:07:11] Guys, I'm not no bitch.

[00:07:13] Hi, Abbas, I'm gonna get the whole set up there, dude.

[00:07:16] I'm gonna stream every day, bro.

[00:07:18] Play Arc Raiders, bro.

[00:07:20] Should I play Arc Raiders chat?

[00:07:22] Nice shirt, Jinxy, thank you.

[00:07:26] Thank you.

[00:07:27] That was sweet.

[00:07:29] That was kind.

[00:07:31] Scrufflingus, what's the time to get this?

[00:07:33] Scrufflingus, I think it's time to get this.

[00:07:35] Can't wait to end your existence in North Carolina.

[00:07:38] I mean, bro, what?

[00:07:41] What, like what?

[00:07:42] End my existence?

[00:07:44] Are you fucking serious?

[00:07:47] When are you going live?

[00:07:48] Eight minutes ago!

[00:07:50] All right, listen, I'm not in the mood.

[00:07:54] When are you going live?

[00:07:57] Brother, are you legitimately a idiot?

[00:08:01] Cheb, what day is it today? Saturday?

[00:08:03] Wow, Superbowl's tomorrow.

[00:08:09] Cheb, we should rip some clubs, boys.

[00:08:11] Bro, Superbowl's tomorrow.

[00:08:13] Pull up at a theme in old God.

[00:08:16] Diddy's cheeks 420 with the five gifted.

[00:08:20] Call your girlfriend?

[00:08:21] Bet.

[00:08:25] Let me call my girlfriend.

[00:08:26] Actually, I'll call her later.

[00:08:28] She's busy right now.

[00:08:29] She said she's busy.

[00:08:33] But I think of the time she said she's busy.

[00:08:35] No, no, I'm not calling her now.

[00:08:36] Later, later.

[00:08:39] Show your dick.

[00:08:41] No.

[00:08:42] Is your girlfriend AI?

[00:08:44] No.

[00:08:45] Jinx, see, I'm still waiting for our 1v1.

[00:08:47] Carter, prepare to wait longer.

[00:08:50] It's not happening.

[00:08:51] Carter, I don't know who told you

[00:08:54] who filled this idea in your head, Carter,

[00:08:56] We're gonna 1v1 Carter. I'm not 1v1ing you dude fuck off

[00:09:01] Fuck off Carter. No one make up. It's your one

[00:09:05] Like I'm not playing you

[00:09:08] First ever today chat that it exists. Let's go first coming to that

[00:09:14] Wait by the way, is there are see that's going on today

[00:09:20] Chatter sir, oh, no, but the finals is tomorrow, right?

[00:09:22] Okay?

[00:09:25] First clip of the day.

[00:09:27] Send it in.

[00:09:28] First clip of the day.

[00:09:29] First clip of the day.

[00:09:31] First clip of the day.

[00:09:37] First clip of the day.

[00:09:40] React tubs, react kid, react kid.

[00:09:44] Uh, I don't respond to tubs.

[00:09:47] I'm 5'11", 160.

[00:09:49] Someone call me frail.

[00:09:52] I'm not going to respond to tubs.

[00:09:54] Show a little respect, dude, or you're not getting your clips

[00:09:57] racked anymore.

[00:10:00] Stop.

[00:10:00] You're ass.

[00:10:01] You're legitimately ass.

[00:10:04] Where are you on the bottom, stares?

[00:10:08] So first off, you chose the wrong hard breacher.

[00:10:13] Habata should only be used for breaching hatches,

[00:10:16] is that understood?

[00:10:17] Second, why the fuck are you going big window

[00:10:20] with the diffuser. What are you doing, asswab?

[00:10:24] I'm device is set!

[00:10:26] Okay, boom. Perfect learning opportunity.

[00:10:29] Position revealed by Kevara.

[00:10:31] For the- RUN! RUN! RUN! RUN!

[00:10:35] For the next 20 seconds, all three enemy defenders

[00:10:39] are going to have literal wall hacks on your exact location.

[00:10:43] RUN!

[00:10:46] What are you doing? Where is the sense of urgency?

[00:10:50] WHERE IS THE SENSE OF ERGENTY?!

[00:10:54] You're fully exposed to that wall bank!

[00:10:57] Do I gotta spell this shit out for you, dog?!

[00:11:00] That wooden wall, right there on the- to the left of the window, you can get wall bank from!

[00:11:05] Do I gotta spell this shit out for you?!

[00:11:08] FUCK!

[00:11:12] 1v3.

[00:11:13] Remember, they have wall hacks so they know you're here!

[00:11:18] What are you doing?

[00:11:20] Stop! We gotta up that sensitivity.

[00:11:24] Brother, it looks like you're moving with molasses.

[00:11:27] Brother, we gotta up that sense. What the fuck is this?

[00:11:31] Dude, oh my god! God forbid somebody's to the left of you. What happened?

[00:11:37] If somebody's to the left of you, you just quit?

[00:11:41] Solidane there, though. Really solidane.

[00:11:44] Reload? Reload? Reload? Okay.

[00:11:47] For a second there, I thought you weren't going to reload the three bullets.

[00:11:50] Oh, next learning opportunity.

[00:11:53] Chat, what's the problem with this image?

[00:11:56] Anybody in the chat now?

[00:12:01] You're using claymores on Habana.

[00:12:05] See, the thing is, I could absolutely deck this hessie.

[00:12:11] See how it hessied there?

[00:12:13] I could have absolutely decked the camera,

[00:12:16] But I'm gonna go with the left jab instead. Listen, bro. Brother, man, listen. Flashbangs,

[00:12:24] if accessible, need to be on every operator. Shiver me timbers.

[00:12:32] Yo, bro, what do you mean, shiver me timbers? Just play the clip, ass wipe. Got a message

[00:12:38] coming in from knock t youtube here just play the clip ass wipe so here's the thing on my stream

[00:12:46] i'll pause whenever the hell i want it is that understood hi guys what are you showing me

[00:12:53] what is this happens what is this hi guys what is

[00:12:59] who created this now i'm legitimate a i'm dug all right i'm following you hi guys pick up the

[00:13:07] phone now pick up the phone

[00:13:18] hi guys who created this website that I'm looking at here titled jinxie files

[00:13:28] It was you. I know, I know, I know this was you. I know this was you.

[00:13:40] How can I give this?

[00:13:42] Hi, Bess.

[00:13:43] I'm working right now.

[00:13:44] What are you confused about?

[00:13:46] Hi, Bess. What are you confused about?

[00:13:51] Just come out clean, bro. Come out clean.

[00:13:53] Come out clean right now, we won't get mad.

[00:13:55] So how much of your work day did you spend building this have I said I'm really curious

[00:14:08] So let me get this

[00:14:11] No, no, actually, let me get no let me get this right you built a jink see files website with a timer on it

[00:14:19] That was your work week this week. This is what you did

[00:14:21] Highlights, what happens when the timer goes down?

[00:14:25] Because there's literally no files.

[00:14:27] So what's going to happen?

[00:14:28] What's going to happen?

[00:14:30] I mean, all your files are getting leaked.

[00:14:33] Some are classified.

[00:14:35] Some are redacted.

[00:14:38] Yeah.

[00:14:39] So you know what's in the files?

[00:14:42] All right, I'm hanging up.

[00:14:43] You're fired.

[00:14:44] Jack, this is what I'm talking about, bro.

[00:14:47] Jack, highlights.

[00:14:50] In this is his work week out like no, no, I really want I want you to grasp this bro

[00:14:57] High-five. This is what he did for work this week, bro. Chat. There are no jinxie files. This is made by a deranged

[00:15:05] Moderator who is literally a loose cannon

[00:15:11] Elba's what do you mean?

[00:15:20] Stop! God damn it! Are you aiming with your penis, bro? I didn't think you landed a shot

[00:15:30] on him. Are you aiming with your dick?

[00:15:43] This would be a good scenario for flashbangs, jackass.

[00:15:46] Nice, bro. Yeah, throw it at him. You already know where he is!

[00:15:55] He's in the corner of the room, in the corner.

[00:15:59] Jump in there.

[00:16:07] You clip this?

[00:16:09] No, you legitimately are proud of this?

[00:16:12] Brother, this looks like vomit.

[00:16:14] You clipped this brother

[00:16:17] Mommy mode this is the standard of what y'all are sending

[00:16:22] Brother you clip this stupid shit chat. What the fuck is that?

[00:16:27] Best clip clip of the year

[00:16:30] Clip of the day Jinxie you look like Austin Powers

[00:16:34] I actually know who that is. I don't know. I don't look like it. I don't look like him

[00:16:40] I don't think we've ever been sent to Arc Raiders Cliff.

[00:16:54] Where are you on a balcony?

[00:16:57] Yeah, there's no way he's battling to go on this dude.

[00:17:17] Holy up.

[00:17:18] Is he alive?

[00:17:19] Is he alive?

[00:17:27] How did he survive that?

[00:17:30] What?

[00:17:31] Guys, I don't want to see this.

[00:17:40] Back up, dude.

[00:17:41] Chad, I don't want to see this.

[00:17:43] What do you mean, mocked?

[00:17:44] Chad, what do you mean, mocked?

[00:17:47] He's not even being serious in this image.

[00:17:49] Jack, I don't want like, no, Jack,

[00:17:52] don't send me some weird ass close up selfie.

[00:17:57] All right, send that shit to like your girlfriend.

[00:17:59] Ace, this is an Ace, hate from Latvia, by the way.

[00:18:04] I didn't even know we had a viewer in Latvia.

[00:18:08] Glad to know you're sending hate.

[00:18:11] His name is Kimo X Latvia.

[00:18:14] And he literally said, hate from Latvia.

[00:18:17] I didn't know we had a viewer of Latvia.

[00:18:20] Shout it out to Latvia, dude.

[00:18:25] Holding back!

[00:18:28] Mediocre aim at best.

[00:18:31] You know what?

[00:18:31] Scrap that.

[00:18:32] Three out of ten aim.

[00:18:39] Magnet destroyed.

[00:18:41] You gonna get the heal or what?

[00:18:43] Thank you.

[00:18:44] Where are you looking?

[00:18:46] Your general awareness is awful!

[00:18:49] Brother, no one's even in the objective.

[00:18:50] What are you looking at?

[00:18:57] One on that door!

[00:18:58] Door!

[00:18:59] In, in!

[00:19:14] on the door on the door on the door yeah we're aiming pelvis level why are you

[00:19:32] doing why are you aiming pelvis level I don't understand it it was going good

[00:19:41] Gen, watch RLCS or clips, run the ball.

[00:19:46] Run the ball, run the ball.

[00:19:55] Right! Right! Right!

[00:19:59] Stay in God, oh my God.

[00:20:01] Brother, we gotta get you a better headset.

[00:20:04] Sweet mother of Neptune.

[00:20:11] What is Maverick looking at? Maverick, there's a hallway on the right and a

[00:20:16] hallway at your left. Where did you look? You looked down the center of the wall.

[00:20:23] Yeah, burn this entire like console. Everyone who has an Xbox or a PlayStation

[00:20:29] in this lobby, burn it to the floor. There's no potential. You're all dead.

[00:20:34] You guys are at max cut of the head silver

[00:20:41] All right, yeah, all CS

[00:20:45] Chatter's plan

[00:20:47] Who's plan was planned chatters plan redacted verse energy? Oh

[00:20:54] My god peak game dare I say a peak game

[00:20:59] Name redacted versus NRG, dare I say a peak matchup.

[00:21:09] Alright chat, I'm on my way.

[00:21:12] Dude chat, by the way, spilled coffee on my shorts.

[00:21:18] And no, it's not piss.

[00:21:21] Or shit for that fact, for that matter.

[00:21:28] RLCS time. ROCKIN!

[00:21:31] Mob's on a prediction. NRG vs. Redacted.

[00:21:36] Who do you got? Bitch, who do you love?

[00:21:40] Who do you got, Chat?

[00:21:44] NRG vs. Redacted.

[00:21:48] Chat, we are about to watch Rocket League, which is the highest skill

[00:21:55] Oh God, he own gold.

[00:22:00] Highest skill game in the world.

[00:22:01] The timing of when I said that literally

[00:22:03] could not have been any worse.

[00:22:06] Literally could not have been any worse.

[00:22:09] Redacted versus NRG.

[00:22:14] Over the map.

[00:22:18] Wait a minute, this is a great first matchup, dude.

[00:22:22] Wait, that panic looks so, oh my God.

[00:22:25] Oh, no, Octane, my bad.

[00:22:26] Bro, what Octane is that?

[00:22:28] That looks so sexy.

[00:22:30] Chat, what is that decal?

[00:22:31] Come on, chat.

[00:22:32] There's gotta be at least one chat in the chat.

[00:22:34] Chat, what is the decal of that Octane?

[00:22:38] What is the decal?

[00:22:43] Neural network?

[00:22:45] And that's chat.

[00:22:46] If you don't want any ads, watch on YouTube, by the way.

[00:22:48] YouTube has no ads.

[00:22:49] I'm sim it on YouTube.

[00:22:50] I swim on YouTube every day.

[00:22:52] YouTube has no ads.

[00:22:53] I'm live at it now.

[00:22:54] Oh

[00:22:57] Bro neural network, I need to get that decal that looks so good. Oh my god. Look at that

[00:23:06] Bro

[00:23:13] Well, that's the same medic bats which he wears

[00:23:19] High scoring game here

[00:23:24] Dude, that is the exact same fennec decal squishy as chat.

[00:23:29] You know what?

[00:23:30] I'm gonna put on chat on my phone so I don't have to keep tabbing it.

[00:23:33] Because chat, I have two monitors set up, but one is Xbox, one is PC.

[00:23:37] I would put on chat on my phone.

[00:23:41] Fuck you.

[00:23:43] Okay?

[00:23:45] How do you get that, chat?

[00:23:47] Somehow he gets that read on atomic, two-piece no-fuse to collect energy's corner.

[00:23:53] How do you get that?

[00:23:57] How do you get that?

[00:24:04] You can it's a battle pass skin

[00:24:09] That's how many trading that's what he's trading Jack

[00:24:23] But see bro, that's one thing squishy taught me that all the pros do bro

[00:24:27] They always hit with the front of their car. See I hit with my butt too much

[00:24:31] If you look at the front you get more power, dude

[00:24:40] Bro, I'm gonna say this right here right now. I was watching this guy play two weeks ago

[00:24:45] Daniel is the best player in North America

[00:24:48] brother brother Daniel is a fucking monster literally literally

[00:24:56] that's a struggle with this team you know sure with the activity that is the

[00:25:00] best player in North America as well he's just always is dropping news like

[00:25:06] what you say clean what the what was that wait he just sold he just sold

[00:25:11] Beast mode so

[00:25:13] Beast mode what the fuck was that?

[00:25:16] Or no atomic

[00:25:18] Oh my god atomic that's something I would do

[00:25:22] Atomic that's something I would do bro

[00:25:27] Jc far dog me no

[00:25:30] No, you're not gonna get a mis-touch like that from beast mode every day and you better capitalize on that

[00:25:36] They do two piece. That's a hurry back beast. We're already down. Feel Daniel

[00:25:40] You know, half pre-jump, atomic, it's just taking a shot, hide off the bar and peace muggle

[00:25:45] c-

[00:25:45] Alright, this is the highest scoring game of Protic I've ever seen.

[00:25:48] Bro, they're scoring every 30 seconds.

[00:25:51] It never goes like this, bro.

[00:25:53] It never goes like this.

[00:25:55] We demand the Jynxie files.

[00:25:57] Yo dumbass!

[00:25:58] There are none!

[00:25:59] Holy shit!

[00:26:00] Are you fucking stupid?

[00:26:01] Are you five years old?

[00:26:02] SHIT!

[00:26:04] ARE YOU FUCKING STUPID?

[00:26:07] ARE YOU FIVE YEARS OLD?

[00:26:11] Nice little steal from Waving.

[00:26:13] There is not a Jinx Seaviles!

[00:26:15] What are you saying?

[00:26:16] Just had NRG breathing down his neck.

[00:26:19] No there isn't!

[00:26:20] No there isn't!

[00:26:21] It's controller this fall.

[00:26:24] He's not a high.

[00:26:25] The dog couldn't quite get the catch.

[00:26:28] Still makes up for it with the 50 NRG.

[00:26:30] He played deadlocked! Ryan, I will this week!

[00:26:33] I will this week!

[00:26:35] I'm gonna beat deadlocked!

[00:26:37] Chad!

[00:26:39] Who in this Chad thinks I'm beating deadlocked?

[00:26:42] Because guys, the only thing that's left for me to do in Geometry Dash is beat deadlocked.

[00:26:47] Not me. Not me.

[00:26:51] Shut up, God!

[00:26:53] Yo, zombie!

[00:26:55] It's one of those days!

[00:26:57] I can already tell!

[00:26:58] Zombie, I'm not shutting up. You shut up. You mute your mic

[00:27:07] Shut up God, I'm streaming

[00:27:14] That's the highest scoring game I've probably never seen

[00:27:17] some good looks on the goal is about 30 seconds left a real shot it's high this

[00:27:24] game up it has to happen right here where are they going so energy is in

[00:27:28] cable of losing huh two-piece energy just never loses huh one kind of star

[00:27:34] that's off the opposite side holy aura a lot of time on the clock and looking

[00:27:41] like a game one easy right now for NRG getting bumped out of the way energy

[00:27:45] See, this fennec skin right here is what all the pros use, bro.

[00:27:50] As were much more aggressive as a team.

[00:27:53] All right, yo, NRG is like, I mean, what did it, bro, NRG is the greatest ever.

[00:28:02] NRG is legitimately the greatest of all time.

[00:28:05] I actually don't know what else to say.

[00:28:09] You just love to talk, don't you?

[00:28:12] uh no no no not really i'm streaming what do you want me to do do you guys want me to just

[00:28:19] turn off my camera and mute my mic what do you mean you just love to talk don't you

[00:28:27] yes for sure vitality mobs bro but is vitality the best team in e u chat because bro nrg is clearly

[00:28:37] wait a second epic games makes fall guys did I just read that right epic games

[00:28:50] created fall guys oh my god oh my god that is that is one of the main causes

[00:29:04] of all my torture. They bought it. So wait, let me get this straight, bro. Epic Games creates

[00:29:12] Fortnite, biggest game ever besides maybe Minecraft. And then they just bought Rocket League and

[00:29:18] bought Fall Guys. Now, why would Rocket League sell, bro? That's probably why there's no

[00:29:26] trading. Wait, it all loops full circle now. That's why there's no trading in

[00:29:31] Rocket League because fucking psionics sold it to epic and epic wants to make money

[00:29:42] Hey Jinx shut up, I'm I'm not gonna shut up

[00:29:47] Dude, do you want to be like literally punched in the stomach?

[00:29:51] I'm literally having an open dialogue about epic games right now. Do you want to be punched in the stomach?

[00:29:57] bro you know my favorite thing about pro league rocket league is the games the

[00:30:04] intermission between all right this guy's the best yo Daniel I mean bro that

[00:30:09] that's a bar down look at what he just did

[00:30:15] literally a perfect hit

[00:30:20] well bro no shit NRG is the best bro they have this fucking guy this fucking

[00:30:25] Absolute monster

[00:30:32] Robodacty to score for the series

[00:30:38] Yo, I'm excited to see this team in the Boston major

[00:30:41] Dude

[00:30:48] Yeah, what day it is the Boston majors February 19 every car being playing the key nice to see February 19

[00:30:58] As a drop in that one down two piece has to hold they try to 19. It's one of two

[00:31:11] Sending love from New York City, James. Thank you, man.

[00:31:15] You know, someone should make a compilation on TikTok of all the positive messages.

[00:31:20] Instead of all of the, uh, sexual harassment messages.

[00:31:24] Thank you, bro. Shout out to New York.

[00:31:25] All the followers just get to see this transition.

[00:31:27] This is, oh my God, a laser from Two Piece into the top left corner.

[00:31:32] Yeah, Two Piece got the whole pie on this shot.

[00:31:34] Wavy has declared nobody there to challenge

[00:31:36] and he rolls it right in the corner of his car.

[00:31:39] It doesn't get much better than that Oh my god

[00:31:45] Eating good on that one great chocolate two-piece the owner of all three redacted goals so far in the series

[00:31:51] Two pieces carrying dude, baby

[00:31:56] Attack on Titan update brother. I'm glad you asked

[00:32:00] Yesterday morning. I just frapped up season two of attack on Titan and tonight. I'm gonna start season three

[00:32:08] I'm excited bro season one was amazing season two was amazing. I'm really excited for season three

[00:32:25] Daniel almost shit it on them

[00:32:31] God bro the way they play is so elegant. Oh my god

[00:32:38] Everything in the tank to do it. Look, it's just no boost for anyone to get on redacted side

[00:32:42] Popkins are the best team. Yeah, I've heard a lot of good things about Falcon's. They have

[00:32:48] RW9

[00:33:00] We're arms so excited for this major chat

[00:33:02] The NRG can't give him that lead.

[00:33:04] Bro, it's gonna be land too.

[00:33:06] That's gonna be crazy to watch.

[00:33:08] Time to watch Marty all four days.

[00:33:10] That's gonna be nutty, bro.

[00:33:12] They're choking the NRGs, though.

[00:33:14] You think they're trying to impart, but they aren't leaving a little bit of room here.

[00:33:18] They're agg to work in the big field.

[00:33:20] But they're actually taking all that space.

[00:33:24] Casey mobs?

[00:33:26] Wait, Chad, which team is Casey?

[00:33:28] I failed to touch the turkey to a decent hit.

[00:33:30] Who plays for KC? What's their team name?

[00:33:36] Carmine Corp?

[00:33:38] Oh, that's Wattira's team!

[00:33:42] Wattira's team!

[00:33:46] I'm surprised Wattira and Zen aren't on the same team.

[00:33:50] And Ato and Juicy?

[00:33:55] See, now this is more of like a realistic pro league game.

[00:33:58] I feel like the average pro to game is like two to one, two to zero,

[00:34:02] because their defense is so good.

[00:34:03] The last game was so high scoring, though.

[00:34:05] It's like four to two, five to two, seven goals.

[00:34:16] He scored again.

[00:34:18] I mean, place a passive one, there's just that space where, you know, tall jumps, two-piece,

[00:34:23] can't get the read on how that ball's bouncing off the post.

[00:34:26] Do you see the angle about that ball just bounced at?

[00:34:31] Daniel is so fucking good.

[00:34:35] Bro.

[00:34:38] Your worst nightmare, you're expecting nothing to bounce out to the top.

[00:34:41] Yeah, what if I got my own rocket leafy?

[00:34:43] You can team up though, just die.

[00:34:44] That would be so fun.

[00:34:46] What if we got like, what if we got a Rocket League team with like, what if I got my own

[00:34:55] Rocket League team with like, Xen, Vatira, and Daniel?

[00:35:01] Or would the comms be bad?

[00:35:03] Would the comms be bad?

[00:35:05] to talk stuff to do anything there only to buy you guys what you did in the

[00:35:09] talk it's buck so you get a little bit done and then energy for the break the

[00:35:14] egg a little bit on you and you just can't keep it going do that team would

[00:35:19] be so good we get the best player in NA and then two of the best EU players

[00:35:25] two-piece though I mean that's just a great stop out of hand you really

[00:35:30] It's a fun that would be brown to like watch

[00:35:34] Yeah, boys did it. Yeah moist did it

[00:35:37] Yeah, this moist level rocket league team or not

[00:35:41] No, wait. Yeah moist owns shop for our belly and with Ludwig, right? Don't they cull on that

[00:35:47] I

[00:35:59] Zero seconds

[00:36:05] Nice

[00:36:07] Ready to see how smart that was he faked it and that so the other guy could ground it that was so smart

[00:36:13] That was literally so smart

[00:36:15] You could sign redacted bro how expensive would it be to sign redacted for this event

[00:36:23] Wait, they actually need a org like they don't have or but I don't have a org y'all

[00:36:27] Like I don't have contracts right now. I don't know what I'm doing

[00:36:37] It would probably be 8k a month per player

[00:36:40] there. Dude, it would be so cool to have my own Rocket League team, dude. Yeah, I remember

[00:36:48] boys did, I remember talking about that. Stream funnier. I don't even know what that is.

[00:36:55] Like, bro, I'm just sitting and enjoying my Saturday. What does that even mean? Look,

[00:37:01] What is that mean?

[00:37:04] Stream funnier.

[00:37:05] Bro, shut the fuck up.

[00:37:08] Seriously.

[00:37:11] Monkey Moon.

[00:37:12] Bro, Jack, if I was to ever get my own Rocket League team, who would be like the three

[00:37:17] people I could sign?

[00:37:20] With good cam, that would play good.

[00:37:24] What do y'all think?

[00:37:27] Zen?

[00:37:30] Somebody said me.

[00:37:32] Me.

[00:37:33] React better, TikTok boy.

[00:37:36] Brother, your name is Poopy boy, one, two, three.

[00:37:40] Ron and XQC.

[00:37:41] You guys don't need to, wait a sec, let me get this straight.

[00:37:44] You guys made a sign stable Ronaldo to a rock and beat.

[00:37:48] Brother, brother, what?

[00:37:53] RW9 Zen and drawing.

[00:37:57] Hey, Jinxie, can you send me your IP address? Why the fuck would I do that? Legitimately,

[00:38:04] so you can DDoS me? Why the fuck would I do that? Why would I do that? Let's read some

[00:38:14] chats before game three. Let's read some chats before game three. No one likes you.

[00:38:22] Hey, Jinxie, are you live streaming this on browsers?

[00:38:26] Speedy V12.

[00:38:28] What do you think, man?

[00:38:30] Do you think I'm live streaming on browsers?

[00:38:32] What do you think, bro?

[00:38:34] Let's combine all 11 of your brain cells together.

[00:38:38] You think I'm doing a stream on browsers?

[00:38:40] Work to do on the road to Boston.

[00:38:42] Yes.

[00:38:43] Of course, even if you get the question.

[00:38:46] Wipe that smile off your face.

[00:38:50] How is this a Twitch chat?

[00:38:52] How are you even typing that?

[00:38:54] You were talking, and I didn't want to interrupt you, but I did talk to you.

[00:38:58] Why is that smile off your face?

[00:39:00] I might get a look at that after this next game, but you're absolutely right.

[00:39:06] Alright, chat, 2 to 0.

[00:39:08] Maybe we'll pop this one.

[00:39:10] Both Tom and Daniel solved the issue.

[00:39:12] Bro, Jay, you want to know a fun fact? I actually haven't even seen NRG lose yet.

[00:39:16] I have not seen these guys lose yet.

[00:39:19] That's kind of the other thing, guys.

[00:39:21] But then again though I've only seen them against NA teams.

[00:39:28] And bro I've heard from literally thousands of people that EU is way better than the Netherlands.

[00:39:46] Yes I already know, I know EU is like insane at this.

[00:39:49] Bro, I've heard from NA players and EU players that EU is like levels above NA.

[00:40:19] But to be fair though, I think NRG is like the one team in NA that can compete with like EU teams

[00:40:30] And the KSA team

[00:40:36] Bro, I don't understand how they're so elegant

[00:40:49] A couple of like that not just that same

[00:40:52] Way be trying to

[00:40:53] Get more than a ship that just lands right on a topic topic

[00:40:58] Frightening the air drop that in his ass Daniel take it as well not be smooth. He's nice our clear Daniel. We'll send it right back

[00:41:09] Off the corner nothing to play with just yet, but it's another click. Oh, how did he flick it that high?

[00:41:15] How did he flick at that? Daniel close angle. He's saved that holy shit

[00:41:24] Pro rocket league is an absolute. Oh my god

[00:41:29] Pro rocket league is actually so fun to watch

[00:41:36] What is your favorite attack on Titan character Levi Levi by like a mind

[00:41:45] Then Amiga saw is my second favorite then Aaron

[00:41:49] Those are my favorite

[00:41:52] I like Mika saw a lot. She's calm

[00:41:58] That is my order that is my order dude

[00:42:04] Bro Mika says so cool

[00:42:06] Two-piece and beast mode as well

[00:42:12] Dude what if this game goes over time is zero zero I don't know if I've seen that happen yet maybe once in probably

[00:42:20] I will say this this never happens in gold

[00:42:23] Bro in gold bro. It's like eight to five because

[00:42:27] We are horrible at defense and horrible offense. So we just get counter attack

[00:42:37] No shit Sherlock, what do you mean like bro? I don't even know what is that

[00:42:58] Dude this might go nil nil into overtime

[00:43:06] Look at how he dropped it off for him. Look at how he dropped it off.

[00:43:13] My god

[00:43:16] Bro that was so sexually arousing they have to survive Wow

[00:43:23] Wait he dead in the air to peace

[00:43:27] Quick touch peace mode wasn't able to get a handle on it wavy

[00:43:31] Protect the rebound back

[00:43:33] Finds way back to talk to nice really nice

[00:43:38] I know you have really nice pressure here

[00:43:42] Over the middle over the middle finds the reed probably not the touch. He was really hoping for

[00:43:48] Wait a minute redacted it might not be out of this yet chat for another 20 plus. Could you imagine the upset?

[00:43:56] What a set Daniel is so good a little too fast here

[00:44:00] Let some unfortunate opportunities, but maybe something in the final seconds

[00:44:08] What a save holy fuck

[00:44:23] Okay, I see you redacted

[00:44:30] or behind their rotation was gonna do them in and Daniel been getting that

[00:44:35] touch to atomic just took an extra second to have the line things up and

[00:44:39] there wasn't really a clean shot that he had is this the last game but it

[00:44:42] airs through another one there should be no is this the last game cuz it's

[00:44:47] upper bracket. Yes. Last game. Bro that means tomorrow will be the finals.

[00:44:58] Dude, my favorite thing about this game in pro league like when I'm watching

[00:45:17] is there is literally a five second intermission like it just cuts right to the next game I

[00:45:25] Literally love it. I love it bro because whenever we watch siege

[00:45:29] There's like a ten minute intermission and there's a fucking re-housed

[00:45:34] And then there's a tactical timeout

[00:45:36] And then there's a tactical timeout and then there's a tech pause and it's like all right, bro

[00:45:40] Holy fucking shit in rocket league bro. It's maximum what we're already in the next game

[00:45:45] We're already like sit with that game. There was one a little later

[00:45:49] It's kind of similar to that and then of course they get caught

[00:45:53] The third man gets caught going for boosts and stacking himself. I hate waiting for I literally hate just sitting doing nothing

[00:46:01] That's why I'm not a good fisherman. You I'm not a good fisherman

[00:46:06] Because bro to be a good fisherman you have to be patient

[00:46:10] Journey not even close to oh shit

[00:46:15] I'm impatient, dude. Nice! Bro, Daniel, I'm telling you, bro. This guy's gameplay reminds

[00:46:29] me of Sam. He just does so many of those solo plays. Daniel actually reminds me of Sam,

[00:46:37] bro. Do you have a favorite pro? My favorite pro is

[00:46:45] probably zen bro like current pro uh current pros probably zen bro when i streamed with zen

[00:46:52] that was so fun dude boost or he's got like he's got like an engine uncomfortable ball

[00:46:57] yo dad what's up this is looking good hey did you just say you're not a good fisherman because

[00:47:02] you're impatient yeah yes well i think i think the truth the story is if you put the fucking

[00:47:10] beer can down and actually use two hands so you could be better at it. That is true. That's true.

[00:47:19] Yeah, you know that's true. Next time we go fishing I'm gonna lock it. Do you know what I mean?

[00:47:30] Yeah, yeah I did. But then I got seasick. Yeah well I mean but you did actually haul in.

[00:47:38] Actually, you caught like three fish before I fall one, but you're not.

[00:47:42] Yeah, we got to go fishing again soon, dude.

[00:47:46] Yeah, I'll do it any time.

[00:47:48] All right.

[00:47:49] All right, man, later.

[00:47:51] All right.

[00:47:51] Let me down.

[00:47:52] Chat, I'm not a raging alcoholic.

[00:47:54] If that's the vibe you got.

[00:47:56] Wait, that was a sexy ass goal.

[00:47:59] Can they replay it again?

[00:48:00] Oh, shit.

[00:48:01] Dude, chat.

[00:48:03] Uh, it's not the beer can, dude.

[00:48:05] Bro, can you blame me?

[00:48:06] If you're on the water you're gonna want to drink a beer

[00:48:21] Wait a minute redacted hold up redacted by win this shit

[00:48:28] Redacted by fucking win

[00:48:36] I'm gonna try to do that in Siege today chat. Do y'all think I could do it? But yeah, hi guys start getting the conference now.

[00:48:46] Chat because after this series we're gonna 1v2. Oh my god. I'm actually aroused.

[00:48:54] Yeah, high-fives. Start getting the cops, though.

[00:48:57] Chat, because after this series, we're gonna 1v2.

[00:49:01] Oh my god.

[00:49:04] I'm actually aroused.

[00:49:06] This is from talk! Flip reset!

[00:49:09] Great follow! Atomic tried to get the Reba talk!

[00:49:13] Now that is mechanical brilliance.

[00:49:15] Wait a minute, this redacted team might have some fucking...

[00:49:18] They might have some fucking potential, dude.

[00:49:21] That's mechanical brilliance.

[00:49:23] Yeah, but chat after this series we're gonna 1v2 every rank and siege I'm gonna successfully complete that challenge y'all can doubt me

[00:49:30] All you want. I don't give a fuck. I'm gonna beat every rank including champs

[00:49:34] Because I'm gonna get bottom of the barrel champs. Don't blame me. Don't fucking blame me

[00:49:40] Then we're gonna hit plan broccoli today's stream is gonna be a fucking move

[00:49:43] He's trying to kick underneath, he's got boost.

[00:49:46] Holy shit, he wants me!

[00:49:48] Every day, he's talking!

[00:49:50] Bro, but that dude actually looks good as shit right now.

[00:49:53] Okay.

[00:49:54] Pretty jumped an egg on a foot.

[00:49:56] I mean, it just looks like they found their confidence.

[00:49:58] It looks like they found their form,

[00:50:00] and now they're playing the way that they probably wanted to play here at the start of the series, Gordy.

[00:50:04] This kind of spells a little bit of danger here for NRG,

[00:50:07] because now NRG are really going to have to crank things up.

[00:50:10] things up. Talk. Brilliant touch. Go for the ball at all. You can see it now. We were asking

[00:50:16] for it. He's showing up. And aren't you looking for something here? Oh wait, let me call Squishy.

[00:50:22] Let me call Squishy. Let me call Squishy. I forgot to call Squishy. Yo, we're back

[00:50:26] in H2T. We got a tide series chat. I forgot to call Squishy. I like watching the pro

[00:50:34] games will squish you because he gets a lot of good insight I know and every time

[00:51:02] watch so is a sweep that's how I was saying like this is a good series I still

[00:51:07] haven't seen a game seven I don't think yeah no you haven't you haven't if it

[00:51:13] for that good wins that they locked major I'm pretty sure okay yo switchy I have

[00:51:21] a question yeah yeah how does rule one work in this do the pros honor rule one

[00:51:26] even though there's money on the line if if they have the best player so like

[00:51:31] Like, let's say they have Daniel locked in a rule one,

[00:51:33] they'll probably stay.

[00:51:34] But if it's like, you know what I mean?

[00:51:36] Like, they just judge who's playing the best.

[00:51:38] If you have the best player, then yeah, you should stay

[00:51:40] because you're just taking out the best player, right?

[00:51:42] So does Daniel break it then or does Daniel stay?

[00:51:44] Yeah, he should, he should.

[00:51:46] But it's usually up to the team.

[00:51:47] He's probably confident enough in his team this day.

[00:51:49] Do majority of pros keep rule one?

[00:51:52] Like, did I keep it?

[00:51:55] I would lean toward no, honestly.

[00:51:57] Like, I would say it's about 50-50,

[00:52:01] actually made me.

[00:52:02] Depending on who it is.

[00:52:03] What about Team Squishers?

[00:52:04] Did you keep Rule 1?

[00:52:05] I kept it bro.

[00:52:06] I kept it on some crazy, there was a season 8 RLCS, it was super important to you.

[00:52:12] They're playing the number one team in NA at the time and I stayed locked and my team

[00:52:16] guys scored on me lost the series.

[00:52:18] I shouldn't have done it bro but I would respect it every time.

[00:52:22] Nah I respect it though because I think Rule 1 is like sacred, you know what I

[00:52:26] mean?

[00:52:27] I think it's sacred.

[00:52:28] Yeah.

[00:52:29] I think Rule 1 is to be respected.

[00:52:30] I'm gonna be honest, bro. If it in the Boston major if I see somebody break through a one

[00:52:34] That's gonna fuck that's gonna fucking tell me a little bit

[00:52:37] That's gonna fucking tell me cuz bro. I think one should be on

[00:52:41] Yes, yes, they say it's like a curse thing. So if you break it like karma. Yeah, it's bad karma

[00:52:46] But like for me every time I did it I lost anyway, so

[00:52:51] All right, we got a series on our hands boys to

[00:52:55] You know that black octane they just showed in the loading screen?

[00:53:01] Yes.

[00:53:02] Is it possible to get that?

[00:53:05] It's just a painted black octane.

[00:53:06] Do you not have it in the game right now?

[00:53:08] Well no.

[00:53:09] You have painted black fennec right?

[00:53:11] No I know, but how do I like what I want to do is I want to like black out my car

[00:53:15] completely.

[00:53:16] Can I do that?

[00:53:17] Oh like the decal you're saying.

[00:53:18] No yeah yeah yeah.

[00:53:19] There are certain decals you can get pretty black.

[00:53:22] I have to look for you.

[00:53:24] Maybe I can ask for a code.

[00:53:26] Wait, what is Bacchus Mod?

[00:53:28] Bacchus Mod?

[00:53:30] Only on PC.

[00:53:32] But it's like a skin changer.

[00:53:34] You can use it to change the color

[00:53:36] of your decals and stuff.

[00:53:38] But it's like a mod for PC.

[00:53:40] Interesting.

[00:53:42] I don't know why it's allowed.

[00:53:44] Initially, it was to make

[00:53:46] FreePlay better.

[00:53:48] They had more settings than FreePlay.

[00:53:50] You could send a ball to you, you could launch the ball to you, stuff like that.

[00:53:53] But Rocket League added those things into the actual game because of back as mod, basically.

[00:53:59] But yeah, now it's kind of like a skin changer.

[00:54:02] Most people use it for a skin changer kind of thing.

[00:54:05] Interesting.

[00:54:06] Yeah, yeah.

[00:54:07] Okay.

[00:54:08] So who do you got in this series?

[00:54:10] Question?

[00:54:11] Robin, you've seen how good energy is, right?

[00:54:13] I feel like I have to go energy, but Redact has been on the uptrend as well.

[00:54:18] They've been playing really good.

[00:54:20] I'm still not on a team by the way and not Horde time.

[00:54:23] Yeah, I've seen that, bro.

[00:54:25] Dude, since this is the upper bracket,

[00:54:29] it means neither of them have lost yet, right?

[00:54:31] Yes, and if they win, they skip to top four,

[00:54:36] loser drops down their top six, et cetera.

[00:54:38] And you were talking about this.

[00:54:39] They still have a second life if they lose.

[00:54:40] I see.

[00:54:41] Oh, shit, I have to tell you about this.

[00:54:43] Bro, yesterday, I don't think you were watched,

[00:54:46] like I just don't think you watched it,

[00:54:47] like, um, dude, stomping, fucking saved his team's ass in the tournament.

[00:54:53] Oh, I saw a clip.

[00:54:54] I saw a clip.

[00:54:55] Yeah, the clutch, right?

[00:54:56] Bro, he had in that game.

[00:54:58] He had two clutches that like literally saved his team's ass.

[00:55:03] It was, it was beautiful, bro.

[00:55:05] I mean, I saw the one that like they were down.

[00:55:08] It was like five four.

[00:55:09] It's five four.

[00:55:10] Yeah.

[00:55:10] One V two.

[00:55:11] Yeah, yeah.

[00:55:12] Which, bro, winning a one V two against pros is so hard to win

[00:55:15] because pros play like.

[00:55:16] It's basically called playing contact in Siege where like you wake you got someone else, right? Yes. Yeah, you're smart, bro

[00:55:23] Yeah, but that's what it is like you wait till your teammate shoots and then you sway

[00:55:28] Unwinnable if yeah, the one and those slots, but they were kind of mispositioned

[00:55:32] So he was able to isolate a gunfight and then uh, just he like fucking shit on the last guy

[00:55:37] He's got a word. I feel like everyone's scared of him every clip. I see it feels like people are scared of him

[00:55:41] Yeah, and then the map before that

[00:55:43] that he went 10 and 2 with Spritzy going 10 and 2 and C just already hard going 10 and 2 against pros is like

[00:55:53] Yeah, yeah, please like crazy

[00:55:56] Yeah, oh

[00:55:58] Yeah, I mean, he's definitely gonna win rookie of the year in this season

[00:56:02] They make playoffs then right? Yeah, they may play out

[00:56:05] So like playoffs is like I think the top three team of every group and the bottom two go home

[00:56:10] So yeah, they got third of their group, I think

[00:56:13] But yeah

[00:56:15] It's exciting buddy. They beat phase by the way phase was first in the world and second in the world of the last two

[00:56:22] Invitational so they're really good. Holy shit. That's a huge win

[00:56:25] Yeah, they have the same exact lineup like that would change the soul. I hope it wins. I'd be so sick. He's really good

[00:56:30] He's a good dude. Yeah

[00:56:34] But I was it was so fun to watch

[00:56:38] You wanted to show me a clip you never show me but I forgot I asked

[00:56:41] You understand the clip of like something that happened early in the tournament

[00:56:44] Like they were like playing poorly or something

[00:56:47] It was just a really shitty clip I asked him

[00:56:52] mistake

[00:57:01] Two suicides in the same house in a single round, which I don't know if that's ever happened. Oh my god

[00:57:11] I

[00:57:13] Vice just linked in my chat. Did you hear about the jinksy files? You can ask jinksy about it

[00:57:20] With don't engage with that. I think he's saying basically

[00:57:25] I was gonna click that link can I click that link is it?

[00:57:29] Website that's a

[00:57:32] Down to the jinksy files. Yeah, I like that. I knew these don't exist

[00:57:37] Hi guys, these are like this isn't a thing

[00:57:39] So what how guys this releases at 5 p.m. Tomorrow, it's not a thing 22 hours 56 minutes soon

[00:57:45] Yeah, it's not a thing. You might be counting

[00:57:49] He seems pretty serious about this. Yeah, I don't know. This is what he does on a spare time

[00:57:59] Yeah tomorrow there's five message seven tomorrow starts at one, but like I'm assuming you're gonna be around for the grand finals

[00:58:06] Seconds and grand finals. Yes, that means in finals will probably start semis will start at four in the second last

[00:58:17] Okay, like I watched the final I always watch the final because I like watching the the halftime show like Kendrick did it last time, right?

[00:58:31] I do watch it

[00:58:32] I'm just not like I just don't follow sports in general right now because I don't know I'm couldn't so

[00:58:38] Yeah, I've been like out of the loop with it all I used to watch so much like football or soccer

[00:58:56] Look at this switchy nuts it is crazy soft touch. Yeah, you like

[00:59:02] Positions off to the side of the dock.

[00:59:03] Bro, once you get your car on top of somebody,

[00:59:06] even if they get a touch on it, it doesn't matter,

[00:59:08] because you just get the live touch.

[00:59:09] They're playing good.

[00:59:10] Yeah, they're playing really good.

[00:59:11] Bro, this will be the first time I've ever seen NRG lose

[00:59:13] if they lose this.

[00:59:14] Daniel, no touch.

[00:59:16] I'm still literally never seen this.

[00:59:17] This team is getting $0 to play the game right now.

[00:59:20] That's actually insane for the whole year.

[00:59:22] Wait, they don't get...

[00:59:23] Oh my God.

[00:59:23] This kid has a hat trick.

[00:59:24] This kid has a hat trick.

[00:59:25] Oh my God.

[00:59:26] Oh my God.

[00:59:29] Hat trick.

[00:59:31] the bomb that is sexy he turned out to be so much power and both that

[00:59:38] bro he flicked it and then like twisted it

[00:59:42] yeah that's a 45 degree flick 45 degree flick that's all

[00:59:47] and then he got saved bro he's so long

[00:59:50] he's so long totally shit

[00:59:52] yeah because these teams when they're like unsigned and they make these runs

[00:59:56] they want it so fucking bad because like this is it

[00:59:59] literally their job on the line do like if they don't if they don't show that

[01:00:01] they were worth picking up like they don't they can't keep doing this you

[01:00:04] know seems are locked wait switchy if I wanted to like sign this team for this

[01:00:13] event how expensive or one event yeah like how expensive would it be I mean you

[01:00:20] could pick them up before the major probably but I mean I mean I mean if

[01:00:27] being real they don't have an order now so they'll probably take anything like 3k a month 4k a month

[01:00:34] i give them like a amount and then i just give them a hundred percent of the winnings too could i do that

[01:00:39] or no you know i'm sure that if they have no work they would take anything new that's

[01:00:43] something like allowed in rocket league yeah i think you could pick them up for if you

[01:00:47] wanted to pick them up just for the major just for the event see what they do yeah bro probably

[01:00:52] could chat out of me sick bro you probably could I don't think it would cost that much

[01:00:58] for one of that but like for putting the perspective drinks most of top like teams

[01:01:03] are making like 10 or 10 a month each player yeah just give them all like a flat rate

[01:01:08] and then I would say like dude whatever you guys win just keep it yeah most of the

[01:01:12] orgs don't take them the winnings anyway yeah yeah I think you definitely could do

[01:01:18] What can I call a team, bro?

[01:01:20] What can I call a GCFC?

[01:01:22] That would be sick, right?

[01:01:24] That would be sick.

[01:01:25] Dude, they're good!

[01:01:26] If they beat NRG, bro, that might be worth doing.

[01:01:29] They're actually really good.

[01:01:32] There was like one international event before this,

[01:01:34] and I think they got like, fourth?

[01:01:37] Or six?

[01:01:38] I don't remember.

[01:01:39] They did decent.

[01:01:40] They did pretty good.

[01:01:41] I mean, they're kicking the shit out of NRG.

[01:01:43] They're on the uptrend.

[01:01:44] Yeah, they're on the uptrend right now.

[01:01:46] that would be so fun for the boss and major that would make you way more like

[01:01:52] locked in on the games you know I know I know I be starting in there

[01:02:03] nice guys bro three to two yeah it's not a good idea chat only pixel kind of

[01:02:12] I did that in CS, but he picked up players in a different region and tried to get them

[01:02:19] to make the major.

[01:02:20] Because if you make the major in CS, you make so much money, like it's insane.

[01:02:23] You get stickers in the game, or it's to make millions of dollars off just making the major.

[01:02:27] It's ridiculous.

[01:02:28] Rockley's not the same with that.

[01:02:29] Bro, the entire chat is saying to do it, and then the other half is saying, Giddy

[01:02:34] FC, Chuds FC.

[01:02:36] Yeah, it can't be a crazy name though, because Epic will not let that happen.

[01:02:40] I'm not naming my team JDFC chat. Seriously, kick it off.

[01:02:44] Hey, I think this thing, like, this thing,

[01:02:45] CSC would be cool, like, just some of your names.

[01:02:47] Wait, so how do I like DM these guys on Twitter, dude?

[01:02:50] I could easily get in contact with them.

[01:02:52] Dude, yeah, give me their Twitter's, bro.

[01:02:53] Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[01:02:54] Bro, that's such a good idea, chat.

[01:02:57] Yeah, I'm not gonna lie.

[01:02:59] Unless they're in talks with Org right now,

[01:03:00] they'll do it instantly, I bet.

[01:03:02] Like, I bet you they will.

[01:03:05] That is such a good idea, chat.

[01:03:06] I'm gonna reset, he's set up that.

[01:03:08] And then we even win here, then.

[01:03:09] They're like

[01:03:11] They're like right now they're like a placeholder

[01:03:16] Yeah, yeah, yeah, I want to see them beat energy. I want them to show me their cable beating energy

[01:03:22] Because bro last time they got this shit

[01:03:26] But they look good now they look good

[01:03:29] They're playing good the lock

[01:03:31] I feel like hat tricks and bro League are so rare

[01:03:39] Cuz even three goals is pretty rare and then three goals going to one player is like

[01:03:44] so

[01:03:46] I was almost saying like moist critical had a team for a while and rocker like yeah

[01:03:51] the moisty sports

[01:03:54] Yeah happens pretty often thinking even in Ludwig, I think he's like owner that moist

[01:04:01] That one a little more Ludwig and moist critical

[01:04:16] Dude this is probably my all-time favorite arena, I actually love this

[01:04:20] I like the underwater one too. Yeah, it's not good vibes. This is pretty good

[01:04:24] Well, also if you look around there's rain coming off their car when they drive it's so sexy

[01:04:31] We're on the floor you know I've actually never noticed that because I'm PCI play with like low graphics

[01:04:35] So you don't even like yeah, you don't even see it really that's actually cool

[01:04:40] There's like little puddles on the floor. I never even noticed

[01:04:51] What a flick

[01:04:54] Oh, bro, so close.

[01:04:56] Oh!

[01:04:58] Oh!

[01:04:59] Oh, my god.

[01:05:00] Oh, these mojaps so early.

[01:05:02] Dude, Daniel's so good.

[01:05:03] His fennec has so much aura.

[01:05:06] It's like orange and yellow.

[01:05:08] It has so much aura.

[01:05:10] But he just gives it to two bees for free.

[01:05:12] Look at Daniel, man.

[01:05:13] So inspiration.

[01:05:14] He's so good to cut the midfield off,

[01:05:15] but it's still going back to NR6.

[01:05:17] Switchy, you know that 1v2 challenge

[01:05:19] you tried two days ago?

[01:05:21] Yeah.

[01:05:21] I'm going to try that on R6 tonight.

[01:05:24] Do you think you'll win it's gonna be easier than yours cuz bro SSL. It's not

[01:05:30] Like yeah, dude

[01:05:33] You can do that this rank and see if you think if I get to bottom of the barrel champs. It's gonna be

[01:05:45] Like you're just trying to like isolate like really hard each fight like

[01:05:48] Yeah, yeah, yeah. If I enforce a 1v1, it's gonna be really, really low.

[01:05:53] They're not in comms? I feel like it shouldn't be. It's like if they aren't, it's hard.

[01:05:56] Um...

[01:05:58] I think I should probably not have outcoms.

[01:06:00] Right? Cause like, they're saying the contract, the contract should, if you like,

[01:06:03] turn this thing up together here.

[01:06:04] Cards are so important in Siege, dude. That's what you ought to do.

[01:06:06] Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[01:06:11] Come on, protacted! Win this shit!

[01:06:13] Jeff, this could be the future GFC here.

[01:06:16] For the Boston Major.

[01:06:18] Potentially

[01:06:20] We're kind of scouting right now chat

[01:06:23] Who's the best player you think squishers

[01:06:26] Interdacted yeah

[01:06:28] Right now probably talk talk. It's like a up-and-comer like a new new player

[01:06:33] Like he's like it's been the last like year. He's kind of broken out more

[01:06:39] Maybe he's like a really good one-one player two peas had a rough year last year, but he's like this this team's doing well with him now

[01:06:44] I

[01:06:46] Talk came in elevated this team basically

[01:06:56] You're ready like emotionally attached to

[01:07:02] It's all good you're gonna get us to your first game seven and they're gonna win you yeah good mindsets

[01:07:09] They got the ice they were down to it's really hard to come back from down to in a best of seven

[01:07:13] it feels like a big big bite

[01:07:19] Look at this panic here from wavy look at that panic bro. Wow

[01:07:23] Oh my god, oh brother then same

[01:07:34] Don't get too good before 99 to 0 brah like don't practice

[01:07:38] We're doing a Wednesday

[01:07:39] Yeah, but don't get too good before that like don't practice much. Okay, it's like you're ready

[01:07:43] You're ready like on a fine line. We're like I'm a little nervous. Okay, so

[01:07:48] Do you think you're gonna be the first person to win the 90-0 first try?

[01:07:54] Right I want to say yes, but I feel like something's gonna happen, bro. You just have that like that

[01:08:00] It's just like something's gonna happen

[01:08:04] We'll see

[01:08:09] Yes, yes, yes, yes, oh my god

[01:08:15] That was a crazy play though

[01:08:25] No

[01:08:35] That's not unlucky though, I guess fine you can struggle it up

[01:08:39] Wavy smiling, it's okay. It's okay. It's not nervous

[01:08:43] All right chat if they win this game seven

[01:08:48] I will sign them for the Boston major if they're not already talking with a orc

[01:08:55] If they win this game seven chat

[01:08:58] Because they need a orc, bro, and they're good as shit

[01:09:02] But I'm not really a orc. I'm just like

[01:09:04] I do

[01:09:06] Yeah

[01:09:09] But it's the same idea chat lock no like lock if they win this best of seven I

[01:09:14] Got them. I will text them a lot and see

[01:09:21] All right chat that's locked

[01:09:23] Let's get a lock to the chat if they can beat the best team in North America, which is at RT

[01:09:28] I will sign them for this Boston major

[01:09:32] If they're not a retalk what I work

[01:09:34] Lopped, literally locked, locked.

[01:09:40] These guys were actually on Shopify last season, wavy two piece.

[01:09:44] Really?

[01:09:45] It was wavy two piece and Reddolls and they kicked Reddolls and then he retired and then

[01:09:49] they got caught.

[01:09:50] So wait, why did they get dropped?

[01:09:53] Because they picked up Shopify, they picked up, sorry, that doesn't make sense.

[01:09:59] They picked up first killer, LJ, and um, who's the third?

[01:10:04] Kofur, Kofur.

[01:10:05] And that seems like number two NA locked, like, they're top two NA, like, comfortably.

[01:10:09] Last year they played really good.

[01:10:11] So they basically just upgraded, there was a guaranteed upgrade for them, they were like,

[01:10:15] okay.

[01:10:16] And then, and Toc wasn't on the team yet, so they didn't, you know what I mean,

[01:10:18] like, they had to prove themselves as a new player, which just made more sense

[01:10:21] to get the guaranteed top two team.

[01:10:24] the opportunity. Oh no they're gonna get it. You're so cute, Squishy, when you're explaining

[01:10:29] shit. Like I don't know how much you want me to explain, like I don't know if I'm over

[01:10:33] explaining. No dude, I want you to explain everything because I don't know anything,

[01:10:37] bro. Squishy, look at it like this, right? Bro, you are like my encyclopedia to like

[01:10:42] rapidly grope because I don't know, bro, this has been going on for 10 years, I

[01:10:47] don't know anything. I don't know. It is hard, it's, oh look, I'm right there,

[01:10:50] right there bro it's actually sick to do that they have to deal with the

[01:10:57] fucking banners in this this map dude that's like you're internalized in the

[01:11:02] game bro you're yes if you if you sub for the best team you can get on the

[01:11:05] banner he's up for the world's winner imagine yes yes yes

[01:11:20] to the people that

[01:11:24] That'd be so funny. Oh my god. Okay game seven lucky. I forgot I forgot

[01:11:28] Yeah, this is the first ever game seven I watch by the way chat if redacted wins this

[01:11:34] I will try to sign them for the Boston Major if they're not already signed by a or because they don't have a

[01:11:42] Locked if they win this game, let's see

[01:11:45] a little bit of time to get reset.

[01:11:47] The double-cliff energy, that's good.

[01:11:49] When this one is going to take...

[01:11:51] Wavey's really going to dribble in like ground plays, so if whenever he's on the ground, like, look out for that.

[01:11:55] Okay.

[01:11:57] He's going to be one specialist.

[01:12:00] Is he a top one's player when he plays?

[01:12:02] Yeah, yeah. He's like a top, probably, five one's player in North America at the moment, probably.

[01:12:06] Wasn't until a little later in the game where he made it happen.

[01:12:08] Nice! Good save, boys.

[01:12:10] That's what I'd like to see out of the potentially future JXC.

[01:12:14] Oh

[01:12:19] Well, wait he's so locked that's back to backstage for the lab

[01:12:24] Yeah, they do such a good job of staying behind it like saying keeping the ball safe as well

[01:12:39] Nice nice, it's like very efficient rocket league very very efficient rocket league

[01:12:44] don't over-complicate anything so much time for two pieces here

[01:12:51] You do energy is double committing a lot they can actually win this

[01:13:06] That's fine

[01:13:14] That is so they're just peppering shots like they're just trying to wear them down right now

[01:13:21] They need to like control like right this is good. This is really good from talk bump. Oh my god

[01:13:27] The bump into pass. Oh

[01:13:30] My gosh, it's a crazy

[01:13:43] Come on

[01:13:51] Dude, holy fuck.

[01:13:52] Oh, they have so many fucking saves.

[01:13:54] Yeah, they're stuck on D right now.

[01:13:55] They need to like, they need to just control out.

[01:13:57] They need to like get control to play.

[01:13:59] Beach mode, holy crap.

[01:14:00] Oh my god.

[01:14:01] I think maybe I lived it in Florence in the way that one came.

[01:14:04] Energy's really good at this though, Dixie.

[01:14:06] Like, they just suffocate queens.

[01:14:07] Just squeezing you, yeah.

[01:14:08] Yeah.

[01:14:09] You run out of boost eventually, and just tough.

[01:14:10] Pressure, pressure, redacted, redacted.

[01:14:12] They're doing good right now, though.

[01:14:13] Stop it.

[01:14:14] As much as they can.

[01:14:15] They're still anybody's game.

[01:14:17] Scoreless.

[01:14:17] I would say this game probably has the most unique D-Sport scene.

[01:14:20] any like bro most these sports are like shooters games this is literally

[01:14:25] car soccer yeah there's nothing like this is the most unique these sports I

[01:14:30] think have the best chance at a fifth yeah I think it's also like the closest to

[01:14:33] a real sport as well yeah like yeah yeah I can't believe Manchester City has

[01:14:40] a team man that's actually had so many big like football clubs like over the

[01:14:45] Oh man.

[01:14:46] That's so cool.

[01:14:47] Oh my god, 0-0.

[01:14:48] Come on, redacted fucking score.

[01:14:49] Oh no.

[01:14:50] Dude.

[01:14:51] Usually, like, if you look back in history, you can see the team that gets, like, hard

[01:15:05] suffocated like this somehow always finds a way to counterattack, cool.

[01:15:09] I don't know what it is, but they always end up winning.

[01:15:13] So I believe in redacted here.

[01:15:14] We're getting close to the energy is gonna over to me on something

[01:15:18] Bro, they actually save everything. It's incredible

[01:15:27] They actually

[01:15:30] If it's saveable they'll save it. It's so beautiful. I

[01:15:35] Feel like to score in clothing. It has to be an absolute

[01:15:38] back on our way the way he has like six days

[01:15:47] just get over time boys just get over time just get over time boys just get over time

[01:15:55] dude they've been stuck in there half the whole game nice okay that's actually a huge reset this

[01:15:59] is a huge reset like brand new game here versus redacted winner makes the boss a major it all comes

[01:16:05] down to this

[01:16:08] Nice catch to start Daniel

[01:16:15] They done a great job of not leaving the net open like they're always have somebody back. Oh, this is so tough to talk

[01:16:21] What a play

[01:16:28] This one's scary in the spot nice 50

[01:16:31] Oh my god.

[01:16:32] Oh my god.

[01:16:33] That was it, that was it.

[01:16:41] Nice.

[01:16:42] Oh my god.

[01:16:51] Oh

[01:17:06] No, oh my god, he missed it was open it was open. No

[01:17:11] Oh my god, I would have saved you!

[01:17:13] Oh my god!

[01:17:15] Bro, this game is gonna last forever! Holy shit!

[01:17:17] Their saves are perfect!

[01:17:21] They don't miss an open net, but it doesn't happen.

[01:17:27] I'll be some pre-jumps.

[01:17:29] So sketch, bro.

[01:17:33] I don't know how they're holding on, I'm not gonna lie.

[01:17:35] Bro, their saves are just incredible.

[01:17:41] No, no, no, no.

[01:17:42] He actually bumped his teammate.

[01:17:43] Hey, double commit.

[01:17:44] Wait.

[01:17:45] Yeah, he bumped his teammate.

[01:17:46] Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[01:17:47] Should be good.

[01:17:48] Talked on this, though.

[01:17:50] Nice.

[01:17:51] He's got to keep it short.

[01:17:52] His team needed time to go get boots.

[01:17:53] He does exactly that, wavy with a full tank.

[01:17:55] Just, he's actually such a good game.

[01:17:57] Wow.

[01:17:58] Wavy will hold his ball redacted or under a metronome.

[01:18:00] Nice, Wavy.

[01:18:01] Yeah, I mean, you got to give credit, though, to talk, right?

[01:18:04] What are the youngest players on the field here?

[01:18:07] No, no, no, no.

[01:18:08] Oh, no.

[01:18:09] It's a mistake.

[01:18:10] It's got it's got it

[01:18:16] Bro, I haven't really missed gonna be like 10 minutes, bro wait

[01:18:22] Yes

[01:18:30] And a big thing too like the defense didn't bite on it like the defense knew the whole time right like the guy just waited back

[01:18:35] Well, then it gets caught in by it

[01:18:37] wait

[01:18:39] i said a pass

[01:18:42] so it feels like we're on the back foot the whole time

[01:18:45] so like they're comfortable on d like it's weird

[01:18:49] oh

[01:18:50] oh my

[01:18:51] he probably called out that he hasn't

[01:18:53] yeah yeah you're right

[01:18:55] good ball knowledge out of you on that

[01:18:57] yeah because he kind of died in midair

[01:18:59] he gave up right yeah

[01:19:03] oh my god

[01:19:04] wait

[01:19:05] Oh my god, oh my god, bro, that might be Jinx CFC right there, Jack. Oh my god, oh my god, this team's got heart

[01:19:20] Holy shit

[01:19:22] Holy shit

[01:19:25] That's the best game I've watched hands fucking down

[01:19:30] hands fucking down

[01:19:32] I'm gonna make a group chat with yeah, could you make a

[01:19:37] And I'm just gonna text them all right. Thank you. All right, I'm gonna be back on RL like later

[01:19:43] I'm gonna get on seats like our eyebrow. All right, but we'll watch tomorrow. Okay, dude. Hell yeah. I'll be back tomorrow

[01:19:48] I'm down. All right, bro. Later, buddy. Peace peace chat that right there

[01:19:54] Dude, I'm gonna try to sign that team, bro. I'm gonna try to sign them for that event

[01:20:00] I'm gonna try to sign them for that event dude. Unless they're not already talking to

[01:20:06] Org. I would try to sign up for that event. I'm gonna tell them bro take 100% of the

[01:20:10] winnings and dude let's do this bro. Jack could you imagine if they win the

[01:20:17] major. Brother just beat NRG are you kidding me? Oh my god. Dude I gotta

[01:20:25] pick this team up Jack. Dude the heart that I just saw there brother they

[01:20:30] They were on defense for literally five minutes and just scored the most sexy gold ever.

[01:20:36] Chat, that was so sexy, bro.

[01:20:40] Dude, that's against world champions, by the way.

[01:20:45] Sign them now.

[01:20:46] Squishy is gonna make a group chat and then I'm gonna text them and see if they're down

[01:20:49] to do it.

[01:20:50] Obviously, it's up to them.

[01:20:52] But dude, if they allow me to, I would love to sign them for this event, bro.

[01:20:58] They don't have an org and they're literally nasty.

[01:21:01] Bro, they just need NRG chat.

[01:21:04] NRG is disgusting.

[01:21:07] I'm excited, bro.

[01:21:07] I'm gonna see what they say, chat.

[01:21:08] I'll let you know what they say.

[01:21:11] But all right, chat.

[01:21:11] I'm gonna get on Siege for like an hour

[01:21:13] and then we're gonna back on Rocket League.

[01:21:15] We got a motherfucking challenge, boys.

[01:21:17] No, I would love to pick up this team, bro.

[01:21:19] This team's got heart.

[01:21:20] All right, chat.

[01:21:23] Yes, let's energy, I like.

[01:21:25] That's the vibe I like.

[01:21:26] That's the person I like.

[01:21:29] Wow.

[01:21:30] What a series.

[01:21:31] Jack, I think that's the first like cinema series I've seen.

[01:21:35] Because I was-

[01:21:36] Of Rocket League.

[01:21:37] No.

[01:21:38] This was not-

[01:21:39] Jack, I think that's dead ass,

[01:21:40] the first like cinema series I've seen.

[01:21:42] The situation's similar to this one.

[01:21:44] But all right y'all.

[01:21:44] Jack, I'm gonna, you guys have my word, bro?

[01:21:48] I'm gonna try my best to sign redacted

[01:21:50] for the Boston Major.

[01:21:53] Then dude, we'll have something to just sweat, bro.

[01:21:55] That'll be so fun.

[01:21:56] What are I chatting?

[01:21:58] Now, y'all know the challenge.

[01:22:00] Wait, let me tinkle, let me tinkle, let me tinkle.

[01:22:02] Y'all know the challenge that we put

[01:22:04] Squishers on two days ago in Rocket League.

[01:22:07] Now I'm gonna try to complete it in Rainbow Six Second.

[01:22:12] By the way, high-fives, you can keep the game on,

[01:22:15] wait, are there are six drops?

[01:22:18] As I said, high-fives, you can keep the game

[01:22:19] on Rocket League for an hour.

[01:22:20] People wanna get Rocket League drops.

[01:22:22] I'm gonna be back on Rocket League in like an hour.

[01:22:26] Now I'm definitely going to try to sign that work though, Chad.

[01:22:28] Like that'll be, dude, that'll be so sick.

[01:22:32] But all right, or sign that team, sign that.

[01:22:35] But Chad, I'm going to go P, BRB.

[01:22:38] BRB, BRB, Chad, I'm going to go P.

[01:23:56] all right all right chat what is good y'all chat what is good y'all all right for the

[01:24:18] The coppers, wait, we got my dad.

[01:24:22] Cybertacted chat, I'm gonna try to.

[01:24:26] Wait, are there drops on each of us?

[01:24:30] Wavy is in the chat.

[01:24:33] Wavy, check your Twitter DMs, bro.

[01:24:37] Did someone say JinxCFC?

[01:24:39] Wait, he's in my chat.

[01:24:41] Yo, Wavy!

[01:24:43] Wavy, listen up, bro.

[01:24:45] Check your Twitter DMs, dude.

[01:24:48] Check the Twitter DMs.

[01:24:49] Bro, if y'all are down, bro,

[01:24:52] I'm down to sign you guys

[01:24:54] and let's win this fucking Boston Major, dude.

[01:24:57] Y'all keep all the fucking money.

[01:24:59] I don't care, bro.

[01:25:00] Whatever y'all win, bro.

[01:25:02] Let's just do this, man.

[01:25:04] They'd like, come on, dude.

[01:25:07] That was cinema.

[01:25:08] Like, I'm not gonna lie.

[01:25:10] That was cinema.

[01:25:11] Check, that was cinema.

[01:25:13] Bro, they were on defense for five minutes.

[01:25:17] And then they were on defense for six minutes, and they scored like some disgusting screamer

[01:25:23] off of the fucking wall.

[01:25:26] That's a good team, bro.

[01:25:28] But yeah, wait, you check your Twitter DMs, bro, alright?

[01:25:31] Alright, alright.

[01:25:32] Out of my own, the team will be tapped in.

[01:25:36] Yes, let me know, bro.

[01:25:38] Alright, chat.

[01:25:40] Now, wait, does my dad want to be the copper for the first game?

[01:25:45] Okay, this is gotta be said about this is gotta be said about

[01:25:52] My dad wants to be the copper

[01:25:56] All right, what do we call them

[01:26:03] Jack can't I want you to ever a yo dad

[01:26:06] What's up dad, you know I'm one be doing every rank on our sixth today, right?

[01:26:11] Yes, I do

[01:26:12] Would you like to be a representative of the copper?

[01:26:15] Yes, I would.

[01:26:17] Here's my problem.

[01:26:19] My check set all of a sudden stops working.

[01:26:24] Your brother has it, he's checking it out.

[01:26:27] Can you like, uh, perhaps a clip for five minutes?

[01:26:31] Yeah, five minutes.

[01:26:32] If it's talking, I have no sound, I have no sound.

[01:26:35] Five minutes? No problem at all, huh?

[01:26:37] Okay, five, yeah.

[01:26:39] He's checking it out.

[01:26:40] It's the thing. It's your old A40. Is there a reason you got rid of that?

[01:26:46] And I found out it was crab heat.

[01:26:48] My old A40. I don't remember. I think I'm...

[01:26:51] I mean, you've been here for like five months and it's been really good.

[01:26:54] Well, it's not that I don't like... It's not that I don't like the A40.

[01:26:57] It's that I like my other headset more. The one I have now.

[01:27:01] So, you sort of like, um, Voss Water instead of like...

[01:27:06] No, what kind of like the A40 is a really good headset.

[01:27:11] Oh, does it work?

[01:27:13] What do you mean?

[01:27:15] The headset works.

[01:27:17] Something's not working. Give me like 10, 5, 10 minutes.

[01:27:20] All right, let me know, dad. Let me know.

[01:27:22] All right.

[01:27:24] Squishy with the raid.

[01:27:28] Dude, chat. I'm excited.

[01:27:31] Jack, we are going to sign team redacted for the Boston Major.

[01:27:40] We're going to have a team in the Rocket League Major, y'all.

[01:27:43] Squishy with the Ray W. Squishy is in the chat, Squishy, I love you.

[01:27:47] Bro, Squishy, I'm so down to watch tomorrow.

[01:27:50] I'm so down, bro.

[01:27:52] You're not?

[01:27:54] Jack, literally, yeah.

[01:27:56] If they want me to, like, let me see what they said.

[01:27:59] Let me see what redacted the same.

[01:28:05] Let me see, let me see.

[01:28:08] Let me see what they said.

[01:28:14] Okay, right, that was that anything yet.

[01:28:16] That was that anything yet.

[01:28:18] Chat, here's the thing, y'all.

[01:28:21] What are all the splitting the boss a major?

[01:28:23] Bro, I'm not naming the team, Team Jiti Files, I'm not naming it Team Jiti Files, 0%, 5%,

[01:28:36] 10%, low, 5%, 5%, 2% to 3%, 5%, 5%,

[01:28:49] Alright chat, as y'all know, we're going to be attempting the impossible today.

[01:28:57] We're going to be trying to successfully 1v2 every rank in Tom Clancy's Rainbow Six Siege.

[01:29:05] We start at Copper, we don't stop until we lose.

[01:29:09] High vibes, start getting the ranks ahead of time.

[01:29:12] This is good, that will be for my dad, I've got more time.

[01:29:15] Chad if you wanna join, type in the chat, tell HiveIce your exact gamer tag, your exact console,

[01:29:22] you have to be Xbox, it's not anything against PS players, I'm just not gonna sit there and

[01:29:27] do the little Ubisoft Connect fucking rabbit hole, bro.

[01:29:31] I'm gonna warm up really quick, lock the fuck in.

[01:29:35] Chad, y'all wanna see what, like, y'all wanna see what a top 100 controller player

[01:29:42] aims like?

[01:29:43] You know what scrap that y'all want to submit a top 50 controller player aims like

[01:29:51] By the way, Rob is the best operator in the game. Oh, this is TDM nice

[01:29:58] Yeah, this is what a top 50 controller player aims like

[01:30:02] Bottom 50 you're not even top 1,000

[01:30:07] Okay

[01:30:08] Bottom 50. Top 200,000. Top 100,000, maybe.

[01:30:16] You are trash. Okay.

[01:30:18] Walker, think of it a problem. KX, think of it a tier one.

[01:30:21] Sword, think of it a problem.

[01:30:27] Shallots, warm to shit it up. I'm gonna 1v2 every round tonight.

[01:30:30] I'm gonna successfully complete it. 100%.

[01:30:38] Okay, so you're ready to join me?

[01:30:48] Yeah, your brother gave me this controller, it's working, so my controller, you know,

[01:30:59] fuck off.

[01:31:00] I think like a lot of money from this thing like seven months going is a fucking work

[01:31:05] All right dad, I'm gonna invite you in seven minutes

[01:31:11] After the TV out maybe earlier maybe earlier

[01:31:18] All right, I'm gonna I'm gonna bite you soon. Okay

[01:31:30] Uh, you think they're gonna beat me, dad?

[01:31:33] Uh, you might have something to highlight.

[01:31:35] Have someone else lined up, like, uh, Fall Guys or fucking, uh, what's the game, among us.

[01:31:42] Have- I might have something in the queue because I'm gonna fucking- I'm gonna take your head off the chat.

[01:31:48] All right? So you're gonna beat me.

[01:31:52] He hung up.

[01:31:56] This kid keeps chilling me because I've had my headset on. Now find me, we'll see.

[01:32:00] I'm so glad we did a warm-up, fuck!

[01:32:14] I'm so glad we did a warm-up!

[01:32:16] Let me warm up!

[01:32:18] I haven't actually been on-season a couple of days.

[01:32:21] Let me warm up, y'all.

[01:32:26] see bro, once they have the headset in you're not killing the guy

[01:32:48] I'm feeling CG today

[01:32:51] I'm feeling fucking CG today

[01:32:56] You're out of range. Get back to the mission.

[01:33:11] I knew it.

[01:33:16] Do you think I can beat this challenge?

[01:33:21] Type of yes or no?

[01:33:26] No.

[01:33:41] You're on a streak.

[01:33:46] Double kill!

[01:33:48] I'm so glad we got him.

[01:33:49] FUCKING WARM UP!

[01:33:52] See, as soon as I put the head-sand I have, nobody kills me.

[01:34:01] Enemies are halfway to victory.

[01:34:02] AHHHHH!

[01:34:04] A quick two.

[01:34:08] I think I just shit myself.

[01:34:16] You're such a pussy!

[01:34:36] if

[01:34:48] if

[01:34:50] if

[01:34:52] if

[01:34:55] if

[01:34:58] if

[01:35:00] if

[01:35:03] if

[01:35:05] Fuck!

[01:35:22] You're behind me, you're behind me!

[01:35:24] Yeah, we needed this warlock!

[01:35:35] I hate the SMG-12. It's just-

[01:35:45] And then I get the Capricade.

[01:35:51] Alright, it's all good, Jack. Don't you worry, I got this shit.

[01:35:58] Jack, don't you fucking worry, I got this shit.

[01:36:00] All right, first things first.

[01:36:05] Let's get the coppers in here.

[01:36:07] All right, I'm gonna need eight maps

[01:36:08] because we're doing every rank and so we lose.

[01:36:12] And let's be honest, I'm not losing.

[01:36:15] Like, Jack, I'm going to be so

[01:36:17] disgustingly fucking locked in, dude.

[01:36:20] Like, I'm telling you, be warned, be fucking warned.

[01:36:28] I'm going to be so locked in dude.

[01:36:35] Alright we got Oregon, Club, Border, Chalet, Café, Bank, Coastline, Sky, Literally Birthdays.

[01:36:50] Alright ladies and gentlemen it's time to get the coppers in here.

[01:36:56] I'm excited to get the coppers in here.

[01:37:06] Sky is ass.

[01:37:16] I'm gonna have to actually focus for this shit. Like no bullshit.

[01:37:21] Alright, let me get the coppers in here.

[01:37:26] All right, dad, draw it up, draw it up.

[01:37:31] Shadow about to take on my dad, bro.

[01:37:35] Frog, dig the bottom.

[01:37:38] All right, invited him.

[01:37:41] Now I'm going to invite this guy.

[01:37:49] All right, chat, one champion

[01:37:53] Versus two of every rank in Rainbow Six Seven.

[01:38:00] It's time to lock the fuck in.

[01:38:02] Tough guy, why did you...

[01:38:06] Wait, let me call my dad.

[01:38:17] Yo dad, I just sent you an invite.

[01:38:19] Okay, okay.

[01:38:21] I'm gonna send you another one you know how to accept it right in the notifications

[01:38:28] yeah all right dad it's gonna be fun we never really faced off like this yeah

[01:38:37] yeah it's okay I'm gonna lose wait unable to join wait let me send you

[01:38:47] another one I might have to make a new lobby all right this should work this

[01:39:04] just invite hold on

[01:39:17] All right, see if this one works

[01:39:22] Shit

[01:39:24] What if I haven't sent it yet now I sent it now I sent it

[01:39:29] I don't see you here. I just sent it like a second ago

[01:39:34] right here?

[01:39:36] Evo Jalka?

[01:39:37] No, it says J.U.A.

[01:39:41] Not damn it!

[01:39:42] That is not me!

[01:39:43] Right there! I see it! I see it! I see it! Hold on!

[01:39:48] I just got it. I think I just got it.

[01:39:53] F**k!

[01:39:55] Do you want me to start another one?

[01:39:56] Yeah, f**k. I guess.

[01:40:01] Yeah, start another one! Start another one! Start another one!

[01:40:04] All right, setting another one.

[01:40:07] Good.

[01:40:09] All right.

[01:40:12] I'll be fucking nervous when you're standing here.

[01:40:15] Yeah, I know. I know. Just look. They're not going to stop. Just look through my name.

[01:40:19] Fucking assholes.

[01:40:20] Look through my name. Look through my name.

[01:40:22] I'm trying to.

[01:40:23] I said another one.

[01:40:25] Oh my god. They're here.

[01:40:29] Okay.

[01:40:31] DS with the 20 gifts in, WDS in the chat.

[01:40:35] This might work.

[01:40:38] Hold on, let me get out of this. Let me get out of this.

[01:40:41] Let me get out of the shooting range.

[01:40:43] Yeah, yeah, don't be in the shooting range.

[01:40:45] I mean, it doesn't matter if you can join out of there.

[01:40:48] You just gotta click the invite, that's all.

[01:40:50] That's what I'm trying to do. I did it four times instead of failing to join.

[01:40:54] Try it again.

[01:40:56] Another one? Alright.

[01:40:58] I mean, yeah.

[01:41:00] Dad?

[01:41:02] Every morning these fucking idiots are fucking, oh my god.

[01:41:06] They're spamming you.

[01:41:07] The most toxic motherfuckers in the world.

[01:41:09] Dude, dad, that didn't even look through it.

[01:41:12] Dad, the thing is, the more that you say that they're spamming you, the more they're gonna spam you.

[01:41:18] Well, yeah, spam me more motherfuckers.

[01:41:21] Fuck you all.

[01:41:22] You son of a shit.

[01:41:23] Sorry for the fussing.

[01:41:26] God damn it.

[01:41:27] Dad, I sent you another one. I sent you another one.

[01:41:29] Okay, okay. Hold on.

[01:41:36] Should I send you one? No, no, no.

[01:41:44] I mean you could but then I'd have to leave this make a new lobby you'd have to give me a whole

[01:41:48] So, dad, where's the invite? Do you not see the invite?

[01:42:01] I see the invite, so I put it on it and it says, look at my stream, look at my stream.

[01:42:08] Right here. I'll go here, I'll go here.

[01:42:13] Okay.

[01:42:14] Turn on cross play.

[01:42:17] See, see I can't do that.

[01:42:19] You don't even need to do that, your Xbox.

[01:42:23] Wait, okay, oh god.

[01:42:24] Alright, let me explain.

[01:42:25] It's cross play.

[01:42:26] Okay, Dad, you see the three lines on your controller?

[01:42:30] Yeah.

[01:42:31] Click that.

[01:42:33] Okay.

[01:42:34] Alright, now once you're there, click options.

[01:42:38] Yeah.

[01:42:39] Okay.

[01:42:40] And then once you're there go to scroll down to where is the chat? Which one is it? Privacy?

[01:42:48] General, general, general, general. That's focus, focus, focus, focus, focus. Okay.

[01:43:03] Okay, general and then scroll down to cross play matchmaking.

[01:43:10] Okay, put it on consoles.

[01:43:15] Okay, I'm going to apply. I've done this before too.

[01:43:21] It hasn't worked before.

[01:43:23] So it's on consoles?

[01:43:25] Yeah, that's what it is.

[01:43:27] Okay, now what about you again?

[01:43:29] Now find my invite and then accept it.

[01:43:32] Mike, you were so handsome. Thank you so much, dude.

[01:43:36] See, there's positive in Liam here.

[01:43:38] Right here. I'm gonna try it again.

[01:43:40] Wait, just wait, wait, wait. I'm gonna send it right now. I just sent it.

[01:43:43] Okay, okay, okay.

[01:43:49] There's one minute ago.

[01:43:52] You sent it? You sent it?

[01:43:53] Yeah, I just sent it, and I'll send another one to you.

[01:43:55] Yeah, yeah, I'll try it again.

[01:43:57] Right here, right here.

[01:43:59] Yep. Do you got the invite?

[01:44:03] Yes, I just hit on it. I think I got it. I'm gonna end. I'm gonna end, Chad.

[01:44:09] Wait.

[01:44:11] Niiiice! Alright, nice, dad! Nice! Nice! Alright, dad. Good luck. Good luck.

[01:44:18] Good luck to you.

[01:44:20] Yo, Chet, bro, my dad was getting stressed with all the invites, dude.

[01:44:29] Bro, Chet, let me say this.

[01:44:33] If you're sitting there spamming my father with Xbox invites, you're a chud, bro.

[01:44:40] You're literally a chud.

[01:44:41] You are a chud, dude.

[01:44:43] All right, let me go get, I'm not letting him win, Chet.

[01:44:46] Chet, I need to beat this challenge.

[01:44:48] Do you understand?

[01:44:49] I need to beat this challenge!

[01:44:51] I'll be back in 18 seconds.

[01:46:49] It's time for one champion versus two.

[01:47:16] I wasn't going in.

[01:47:17] I was not building.

[01:47:19] I was not doing shut up Jadies and Luzzleman.

[01:47:25] It is time for the hardest challenge

[01:47:29] in the history of Tom Clancy's Rainbow Six, Seven.

[01:47:35] I, Nicholas J.C. Douglas Stewart,

[01:47:40] hailing from Tarpon Springs, Florida,

[01:47:43] am going to attempt the impossible.

[01:47:45] A never before completed challenge on this channel.

[01:47:53] I will be attempting to successfully 1v2 every rank in Rainbow Six Siege, starting at

[01:48:02] Copper, then going to Bronze, then Silver, Gold, Platinum, Emerald, Diamond, and Finishing

[01:48:09] with Champion in a 1v2 scenario.

[01:48:12] Now, the rules are simple, it has to be a 1v2 and there's no shields allowed, whatsoever.

[01:48:21] Jack, if I see y'all running a shield, you're banned!

[01:48:27] So we're going to be getting a bunch of viewers in today for the Copper Game.

[01:48:30] We're actually playing against my dad.

[01:48:33] My dad is in the Copper Game.

[01:48:35] Here are the rules.

[01:48:36] Every game goes up to four, first one to four rounds wins.

[01:48:40] Here's the thing though.

[01:48:42] If I lose, the video ends.

[01:48:44] So as long as I keep winning, the video will keep going.

[01:48:48] But if I lose, the video ends.

[01:48:51] I didn't lock in.

[01:48:53] We're going to start off with Legion.

[01:48:55] One of the best operators in the game, 4-1-v-2.

[01:48:58] I did a short prep phase.

[01:49:01] But yeah, our first opponents are two copper players.

[01:49:10] my dad and then a viewer named Tussie's problem. I gotta make sure that- alright, focus! I'm

[01:49:18] beating this challenge. No, I asked the chat, a lot of people in the chat said I'm not

[01:49:23] gonna be able to beat this. Yes, there's gonna be a YouTube video tonight. So hopefully

[01:49:32] We can make it all the way. Oh, comp is don't shoot cameras dad. Good night

[01:49:42] Solid barricade Rick

[01:49:44] That was my dad, that was my dad, that was my dad!

[01:49:55] Dad I'm sorry, dad I'm sorry, dad I'm sorry.

[01:50:01] There, that was my dad, L.Sperm.

[01:50:04] Bro, I'm not just gonna let him win.

[01:50:07] Just because I love him.

[01:50:12] Let's go!

[01:50:14] That's how we start off the bitch!

[01:50:22] Really good vision mind from the kids.

[01:50:25] Nice guys!

[01:50:26] But yeah bro, hopefully I can successfully pull this challenge off.

[01:50:32] Hopefully I can successfully chat, I'm not an L sperm.

[01:50:35] Brother, I'm not an L sperm, bro.

[01:50:37] Chat, my dad wants me to try.

[01:50:41] What do you mean, L-Dotter?

[01:50:44] Okay, so I am going to ban a cap can.

[01:50:49] The coppers chose to ban nothing.

[01:50:53] That's intriguing.

[01:50:54] I'm going to play Bravo.

[01:50:57] Jack, I need everybody to lock in.

[01:50:59] Okay, Jack, since majority of y'all think I'm going to lose this challenge,

[01:51:03] what rank do you think I'm going to lose that?

[01:51:06] Realistically, Emerald Diamond.

[01:51:09] What do y'all think?

[01:51:12] What about y'all think I'm gonna lose that?

[01:51:15] Copper.

[01:51:16] Brother, I'm winning!

[01:51:18] What do you mean, co- I'm winning!

[01:51:21] I'm winning!

[01:51:22] What do you mean, Copper?

[01:51:29] Frog, think I'm gonna follow.

[01:51:31] Yo, OG, think I'm gonna prime Delirium, think I'm gonna tier one.

[01:51:34] Jinxly, your dad just called you a chud.

[01:51:37] Wait, right there?

[01:51:39] I'm going to actually try my balls off today so we can beat this challenge.

[01:51:49] Hi guys, after this game, it might be a good idea to add a delay just so nobody can see

[01:51:56] it.

[01:51:57] You have located a bomb.

[01:51:59] Do you feel what I'm saying?

[01:52:01] After this game, maybe I could add my game.

[01:52:05] 15 seconds of delay.

[01:52:07] I'm gonna cut all the uh, dead time in between the games

[01:52:11] So the video is literally just game by game by game

[01:52:14] And if you're watching on YouTube, I'll probably pin a comment of the timestamp of all of the links

[01:52:19] You feel what I'm saying?

[01:52:25] Lock your check

[01:52:30] But yeah, we haven't done this in like over a year

[01:52:34] Dude that's gotta be my dad in the roomie. He literally loves using the roomie

[01:52:37] Yeah, she has a really good trigger finger.

[01:52:42] See, they're kind of just letting me plant, which is interesting because what I can do

[01:52:53] is I can shotgun the wall, crouching by the half wall, plant, put a claymore on the diffuser

[01:52:58] and then run out.

[01:52:59] And since they're powerful, they're probably going to walk right into the claim board.

[01:53:07] Is he walking at me? I just heard somebody shot some equivalent.

[01:53:18] Whoa, babe!

[01:53:23] That was embarrassing.

[01:53:29] Skylight made out of metal. Uh-oh, we got a flanker! Good night. That's not my dad.

[01:53:37] I'm gonna one-v-one against my dad!

[01:53:44] Alright dad, I'm gonna put you to the test here.

[01:53:48] I'm going to put you through the test, dad.

[01:53:58] All right, dad, can you avoid a claim on it?

[01:54:14] I'm gonna place it in the desk, dad!

[01:54:29] Oh god, dad!

[01:54:30] DAD!

[01:54:31] RECLAIMER, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!

[01:54:33] DAD!

[01:54:34] DAAAAAAAAD!

[01:54:36] Wait, he actually played that perfect.

[01:54:46] No, he actually played that perfect.

[01:54:50] He avoided the claymore and went with the defuse.

[01:54:53] Well played, dad.

[01:54:54] Bro, can y'all stop typing L, son?

[01:54:59] Can y'all stop typing L, son?

[01:55:01] Please?

[01:55:02] Jesus, dude.

[01:55:03] Bro, stop typing L, son.

[01:55:06] I'm gonna go to my dad's tree, let's see what he's saying.

[01:55:10] We do have a twitch on the sex box?

[01:55:11] Nah, I don't think I do.

[01:55:14] I'm gonna go on my PC.

[01:55:15] I wanna see what my dad's saying.

[01:55:17] Is he locked?

[01:55:25] I think he's locked, dude.

[01:55:29] Bro, why are people in his chat typing,

[01:55:32] Elspur, like I would come on it.

[01:55:35] Yeah, I'm out of Elson.

[01:55:39] Elstream Sniper.

[01:55:41] Yeah, I don't need the Stream Sniper.

[01:55:46] Lock it.

[01:55:49] Jenna goes out of the stream.

[01:55:51] Peyton, they can develop, Arch, they can develop.

[01:55:56] It'd be your own Elson.

[01:55:58] I think I can make it today now I'm not good one beat two in champions is not gonna be easy

[01:56:17] by any means but I think I can make it but yeah bro the rules are simple we got eight

[01:56:23] ranks eight maps eight games one week to every rank once I lose the video and

[01:56:30] and every game goes up to four every game's gonna be on a different map

[01:56:35] every game goes up to four we're gonna see if we can one beat you champions

[01:56:39] from where's that 8g12 yeah I see you

[01:57:23] of

[01:57:30] the

[01:57:33] death of

[01:57:38] death

[01:57:40] of

[01:57:43] death

[01:57:45] of

[01:57:48] death

[01:57:52] I'm sorry dad!

[01:57:55] Oh!

[01:57:56] Oh my god!

[01:57:57] Where did he come from?

[01:58:00] Ahhhh!

[01:58:03] Where the heck did he come from?

[01:58:10] Come on, let's follow the compass.

[01:58:18] Come on, brother, I mean dude, we can beat this challenge.

[01:58:47] LET'S GO!

[01:58:54] The plats will expose you.

[01:58:56] Brother, I'm not losing the two plats.

[01:58:59] Who do you think I am, dude?

[01:59:01] I'm lost. I'm absolutely diet.

[01:59:06] Bro, lesion is actually so good at 1v2 because I have so much intel.

[01:59:12] You know what I mean?

[01:59:13] to me. Brush your teeth. I brush my teeth every morning and every night. Hop off my dog.

[01:59:20] I literally brush my teeth every morning and every night. What do you say I'm doing? I'm

[01:59:27] going to play Ash. Chat, you want some Ash game play? Hey, Jixi, can you pause the stream?

[01:59:34] I'm at work.

[01:59:35] Hey, Ryder, Ryder, Ryder!

[01:59:38] I'm not pausing the fucking stream!

[01:59:41] Shut up!

[01:59:45] What do you want me to do?

[01:59:46] Just do nothing?

[01:59:48] Pause the stream, I'm at work.

[01:59:50] No!

[01:59:51] No!

[01:59:52] No!

[01:59:55] Hey, Jixi, praying for your downfall.

[01:59:58] You need to use your drone to look up.

[01:59:59] Happy Saturday to you two.

[02:00:01] Guys, it's limited weekend.

[02:00:03] easy games with the 10 gifted w easy games in the chat

[02:00:21] easy with the 10 of W80s with a chat

[02:00:26] bro I love this map something about this map is so therapeutic dude like this

[02:00:32] This is the type of a map where you go into a local coffee shop in the town and you have

[02:00:38] a cup of coffee with your friend.

[02:00:41] Something about this map is so cozy.

[02:00:43] You know what I mean?

[02:00:44] This is a cozy map though.

[02:00:45] Hot bridge!

[02:00:46] Oh no.

[02:00:47] Oh no.

[02:00:57] Uh, dad?

[02:01:03] Uh, dad?

[02:01:05] Chad, I have a devious diabolical plan.

[02:01:09] I have a diabolical plan, Chad.

[02:01:12] This would only work against a cop.

[02:01:16] Oh god.

[02:01:21] Jack, this would only work against a cop.

[02:01:23] I'm not gonna lie.

[02:01:29] Y'all know what I'm gonna do, right?

[02:01:43] I gotta get him with the free charge.

[02:01:45] He got off him. Wait, what?

[02:01:57] He survived! He survived! How did he survive? What?

[02:02:06] Wait. How did he survive?

[02:02:13] I mean I won!

[02:02:16] Wait, how did she...

[02:02:19] I'm so confused.

[02:02:21] Breach Charge is 50?

[02:02:23] Wait, when did the Breach Charge start doing 50?

[02:02:26] I thought the Breach Charge was 100 if you're right on top of me.

[02:02:28] Rough Fister 8000.

[02:02:31] Appreciate the five gifted.

[02:02:37] Your Twitch username is roughfister8000.

[02:02:42] I've asked reporting to local authorities.

[02:02:44] Please thank you.

[02:02:46] Brother, uh, Ruff Fister,

[02:02:48] respectfully Brown, get the heck out of my chat.

[02:02:51] Respectfully.

[02:02:52] All right, chat, what comes after copper?

[02:02:54] Now, I don't really know how big of a gap there is from Comfort of Bronze.

[02:03:03] I feel like Bronze is just like people who play the game more than Comfort.

[02:03:09] Do you know what I mean?

[02:03:13] You got this?

[02:03:14] Thank you, Tuske.

[02:03:15] Bro, I'm gonna, listen, I'm gonna try my absolute frickin' best to 1v2 every day.

[02:03:20] I'm gonna try my absolute frickin' best.

[02:03:23] I mean, guys, I think I can make it all the way to champion.

[02:03:27] I don't know if I'm gonna win champion,

[02:03:29] but I know I can make it.

[02:03:31] All right, let's put up the little pad for the bronzes.

[02:03:33] Here we go.

[02:03:35] Here we go with the bronzes.

[02:03:38] I still can't believe I got him down to the big star.

[02:03:41] I'm so lost.

[02:03:44] GG's to my dad and man, GG's to my dad.

[02:03:48] All right, not really the bronzes up here.

[02:03:53] Now, we are going to get the bronzes in here, man.

[02:03:57] Wait, this thing's kind of clean vaporized with numbers.

[02:04:01] It's kind of a clean name.

[02:04:05] Is this him?

[02:04:09] I think that's him.

[02:04:11] All right, Logan's in here.

[02:04:13] Representing the bronzes.

[02:04:16] Weighing in at 159 pounds.

[02:04:20] xvi log in

[02:04:22] chapter to play skyscraper bro why not i like sky like

[02:04:26] it's too big pause

[02:04:30] What was i saying lost my train of thought

[02:04:33] It's oh, oh, that's what it is. Here's the thing about skyscraper. It's too big of a map

[02:04:38] um

[02:04:41] Yo, switch teams switch teams

[02:04:46] It's too big of a map for a 1v2, but i do love the cinema matter

[02:04:50] Like, Skyscraper is an absolutely gorgeous map, dude.

[02:04:57] Okay, game number two, jumping in here.

[02:05:02] Like I said, when y'all watch a YouTube video, I'm gonna have it jump from game to game,

[02:05:06] so y'all don't have to see me inviting people.

[02:05:08] But game number two is the process.

[02:05:10] Everybody lock in.

[02:05:11] Let's do this.

[02:05:12] Everybody lock in.

[02:05:17] Jack with the 10 gifts.

[02:05:18] Jack, put it inside of me, Jack!

[02:05:22] Jack, put it in my ass!

[02:05:26] W, Jack, in the Chapman.

[02:05:31] All right, I'm gonna start using a zombie, Jack.

[02:05:34] Do you ever start using a zombie?

[02:05:36] All right, Gamecube, we got the bronzes here.

[02:05:41] Lock it.

[02:05:42] It's not, hey, hey, it's time to lock it.

[02:05:44] I'm not losing.

[02:05:45] Cause brother thing is, if I lose the bronzes,

[02:05:48] even if it's a 1v2, my chat will legitimately

[02:05:51] not go on a major game.

[02:05:52] Legitimately.

[02:05:53] 10 seconds.

[02:05:57] All right, game two, we got the bronzes here.

[02:05:58] We got a bronze three, with a 1.0 KV

[02:06:01] and a bronze three with a 1.0 KV.

[02:06:04] This is gonna be probably two steps up from the choppers.

[02:06:08] I think these guys have better style to get out of bars.

[02:06:11] It's not gonna be easy if it's locked in.

[02:06:17] Even though they're bronze, they're gonna still don't want to be too.

[02:06:37] I'm gonna have four remaining.

[02:06:38] Come on!

[02:06:39] Don't try that rushing against me.

[02:06:45] Don't try that rushing against me.

[02:06:49] I have the awareness of a hawk.

[02:06:54] I have the awareness of a hawk.

[02:06:58] Of a hawk.

[02:07:00] Okay, wait.

[02:07:02] Listen.

[02:07:03] Screen's gonna go blue for 10 seconds.

[02:07:06] It's going to go blue for 10 seconds.

[02:07:08] It's because I'm adding a delay.

[02:07:09] What do you mean fly high, rest in peace, you won't be missed.

[02:07:39] I literally just said, I'm adding a delay.

[02:07:43] I'm not dead!

[02:07:45] Shut up!

[02:07:47] I'm not dead!

[02:07:50] Good God!

[02:07:52] You need to use your drone to locate a bomb.

[02:07:54] Ladies and gentlemen, one champion,

[02:07:56] verse two, Brown says.

[02:07:57] Instortion in 10 seconds.

[02:08:00] Have you ever had your testicles sponged?

[02:08:02] Five seconds to go.

[02:08:03] It's a yes or no question.

[02:08:07] Have you ever had your testicle spot on you?

[02:08:09] You have to have no question, chat.

[02:08:12] I'm nine.

[02:08:13] Obviously, bro, if you're nine, don't respond to that question.

[02:08:24] Obviously, if you're nine, don't respond.

[02:08:26] Have you ever been no-toe?

[02:08:37] Chad, look, it says bad name on the hat, y'all see that?

[02:08:41] I mean, dude, it's just that, like, things like this is what makes me want cry today.

[02:08:47] This is why this would always be my favorite game of all time.

[02:08:51] Chad, it literally says bad name on the hat.

[02:08:53] Does that not make you want to like, smile dude?

[02:08:58] Have you ever been no talk?

[02:09:03] Have you ever been no talk?

[02:09:13] No, we don't care!

[02:09:14] SHUT UP!

[02:09:23] I'm feeling like a 940.

[02:09:35] The name of this technique is called...

[02:09:37] Is that a helicopter?

[02:09:40] The name of this technique is called...

[02:09:44] BALLS DEEP IN THE RAST!

[02:09:49] Oh, no.

[02:09:55] Why is Ashmoe like that?

[02:09:58] You're not for remaining.

[02:10:03] You're dead.

[02:10:10] Now you're dead.

[02:10:12] Have you ever been alone?

[02:10:15] Have you ever been lost?

[02:10:20] I mean, this is how we do it.

[02:10:24] If you legitimately think I'm not going to beat this challenge, you're crazy.

[02:10:33] When are the JX files releasing?

[02:10:35] There are none!

[02:10:37] There's nothing to release!

[02:10:40] There are none!

[02:10:43] Rez with the 10 gifted Rez put it in my bum W Rez

[02:10:52] General metal with the prime general metal appreciate the prime I do

[02:10:56] General metal appreciate the problem much love to you metal of high-fives high-fives stop

[02:11:04] Jack these aren't real this metal. This is real none of that is real or confirmed high-fives get a job

[02:11:13] get a job secure the bomb oh my god Chad look they gave me pause look tell

[02:11:23] me pause look at me pulse down a fire which I love up to the camera channel

[02:11:29] Oh, it's a kitty!

[02:11:32] It's a kitty!

[02:11:35] It's a...

[02:11:43] It's a kitty!

[02:11:45] It's a kitty!

[02:11:46] Can we go out?

[02:11:48] Oh yeah!

[02:11:49] Chirru-lu-lu-lu-lu-lu-lu-lu!

[02:11:59] I'm such a hawk for those drones.

[02:12:16] Furball.

[02:12:22] Nothing gets past you, Nicholas.

[02:12:25] You're dead.

[02:12:26] You're done.

[02:12:27] Have you?

[02:12:28] Hey folks, folks.

[02:12:29] Not at a fart, that's my chair.

[02:12:30] It's not at a fart.

[02:12:31] Shut it up.

[02:12:32] Wow, this angle's tighter than my ass.

[02:12:33] Look at that.

[02:12:34] Brother.

[02:12:35] Brother.

[02:12:36] Brother.

[02:12:37] Brother.

[02:12:38] Brother.

[02:12:39] Brother.

[02:12:40] Brother.

[02:12:41] Brother.

[02:12:42] Brother.

[02:12:43] Brother.

[02:12:44] Brother.

[02:12:45] Brother.

[02:12:46] Brother.

[02:12:47] Brother.

[02:12:48] Brother.

[02:12:49] Brother.

[02:12:50] Brother.

[02:12:51] Brother.

[02:12:52] Look at that, I'm a fat brother.

[02:13:05] Chad, it's not a fart, it's a wooden chair on a wooden floor.

[02:13:08] Let's use some common sense!

[02:13:12] I love tight end aesthetic.

[02:13:15] I absolute fall bang.

[02:13:22] I love holding tight angle chat, literally.

[02:13:27] It's just like I play the game so efficiently.

[02:13:29] One day one scenario, you have to plan.

[02:13:31] You have to plan, girl.

[02:13:32] You know it, I know it, we all know it.

[02:13:34] PLANT!

[02:13:37] Well, now you have no drones, so now you really have to plan.

[02:13:40] Now you really have to plan.

[02:13:42] WAH-HA-HA-HA!

[02:13:45] Gurdy.

[02:13:46] What are you up to?

[02:13:47] Oh my god, stop it here.

[02:13:50] What do I got here?

[02:13:52] I love when you hold me tightly, Jinxie. That's literally never happened.

[02:14:00] Brother Man, it was fun playing with you.

[02:14:05] Have you ever been a no-toe?

[02:14:09] I wonder if it meant Wolfgang's hit. He might have been proud.

[02:14:13] I'm so efficient! I'm so efficient!

[02:14:22] God, I love video games, but everything I do has a purpose.

[02:14:32] God, to Brontis ain't got nothing on the kid.

[02:14:37] Ain't got nothing on the kid.

[02:14:42] You genuinely disgust me.

[02:14:44] Brother, we've all, we've all sucked our control of you.

[02:14:48] Brother, brother, we've all sucked our control of you before.

[02:14:52] I mean chat legitimately I'm telling you I'm making it to champ I don't know if I'm

[02:14:59] gonna win it's gonna be the hardest one for sure have us don't be getting no

[02:15:04] pro champs dude

[02:15:10] who's we who's we real not gonna watch what do you mean who is we chat

[02:15:18] So, Jack, we're all gonna sit here and act like we've never deep-throwed the Xbox controller.

[02:15:25] Really? That's what we're gonna do?

[02:15:27] Y'all are so insecure, dude. Y'all are so insecure.

[02:15:31] Jack, y'all have never deep-throwed a controller.

[02:15:34] Once? Not even once.

[02:15:38] Look at the plane!

[02:15:40] Wait, what? Oh, there's a plane, yeah.

[02:15:43] Check, fun fact, you're actually more likely to die on the way to the airport than actually

[02:15:54] in the plane.

[02:15:55] A lot of people are afraid of flying, including me, but it's actually an irrational fear because

[02:16:00] you're literally more likely to die on the way to the airport than in the actual plane.

[02:16:06] Relax your throat and make eye contact.

[02:16:08] No! I'm not ever doing that!

[02:16:16] Chad shout out Jim Carrey!

[02:16:19] Jim Carrey uh in um, Dumb and Dumber, call me that.

[02:16:30] Glurge active!

[02:16:31] I'm a champion.

[02:16:38] You actually think you're gonna be able to get away with that?

[02:16:51] Don't do that.

[02:16:52] I take that as disrespect, dog.

[02:16:55] Don't do that!

[02:17:02] Cat?

[02:17:05] Cat?

[02:17:08] Cat?

[02:17:20] Bomb is in danger.

[02:17:25] I took a bill and a visa, I showed a BG out of school, I'm a real big bother because I made a million dollars but I spent it on girls and shoes.

[02:17:38] I'm leaving that in LA, I'm going to start this school.

[02:17:47] I believe I hear your penis. Let me make that, let me make that straight.

[02:17:55] I just lost a 1v1 to a Browns player.

[02:18:17] I just lost a 1v1 to a Browns player.

[02:18:20] Brothers, I thought he was still in the room.

[02:18:23] I didn't know he was IN my ass!

[02:18:28] I thought he was still in the room, I didn't know he was INSIDE of me.

[02:18:32] I was not aware that he was INSIDE of me.

[02:18:35] Now I know!

[02:18:38] Bro, oh my god, chatter reminds me bro that song is so good.

[02:18:42] It took a beer in the bee's eye, to show a VG album school.

[02:18:49] The challenge is ending this game for sure.

[02:18:52] Brother man, how do I tell you?

[02:18:54] I'm not losing to two bronzes, dude.

[02:18:58] I'm not, dude.

[02:19:01] Son, you think I'm losing to two bronzes?

[02:19:04] Broke and shake.

[02:19:06] I eat bronzes for breakfast.

[02:19:08] Literally, though.

[02:19:10] 10 seconds.

[02:19:12] I eat bronzes for breakfast, though.

[02:19:15] Down to five seconds.

[02:19:17] It's funny because like the siege never leaves you.

[02:19:20] Like, dude, I could be married with kids.

[02:19:25] Oh my goodness, that's never gonna happen.

[02:19:27] Let me rephrase that.

[02:19:27] I could be 45 years old and I'm literally,

[02:19:32] like Chad, I'm literally still gonna be on a playstation.

[02:19:35] The siege doesn't leave you, bro.

[02:19:37] I know every map, like the back of my penis,

[02:19:40] it's just, bro, the siege doesn't ever leave you, dawg.

[02:19:44] Real, real.

[02:19:47] Are you on the roof?

[02:19:50] Chad, let's listen.

[02:19:51] Okay, he's on the roof.

[02:19:53] He's your pal, so he's going to be right here.

[02:19:57] One more remaining.

[02:20:00] You see how important headsets are in this game?

[02:20:03] Like, it's not a joke.

[02:20:05] You can just listen.

[02:20:06] If you actually want to get good at this game, just listen.

[02:20:10] I'm so fucking cool.

[02:20:14] Where's the other guy?

[02:20:17] Where's the other guy?

[02:20:20] But it's like, it's not even just headsets, it's headsets and map knowledge.

[02:20:24] The siege doesn't leave you, dawg!

[02:20:34] I'm a real big bottlecobble.

[02:20:38] He's ghost on that door.

[02:20:39] Oh my god.

[02:20:42] Should I go for the nanoscope? What do you guys want?

[02:20:44] Let me tell you, let me tell you, let me tell you.

[02:20:51] Ego.

[02:20:52] No, no, no, no, let me tell you.

[02:21:00] That's not a fart, that's my wooden chair.

[02:21:11] Not on the far, not on the far.

[02:21:13] Fuck you.

[02:21:15] I mean that was a clip and a half.

[02:21:28] I feel like I could play this prime puzzle too.

[02:21:30] Just keep re-positioning, REMEMBER!

[02:21:45] He has to plant.

[02:21:47] I hold all the carbons.

[02:21:48] This is the problem that a lot of players make in low ranks.

[02:21:52] They force these unnecessary gun punchers.

[02:21:54] The game is simple.

[02:21:55] I'm defending, he has to plant it.

[02:21:58] Let him plant, then swing, bring the fight to them dude.

[02:22:05] Look, and because he didn't plant, can he serve us?

[02:22:07] I bet you he doesn't even plant.

[02:22:09] I bet you he doesn't even plant.

[02:22:10] I don't need my controller.

[02:22:11] I don't need my controller for the rest of this round.

[02:22:15] Five seconds left.

[02:22:22] I took a bit of an easy.

[02:22:25] Just show him, see how he scores.

[02:22:27] Look, do you see how much easier that is than taking a 50-50 gunfight?

[02:22:35] Brother, make them plant. The game is so simple.

[02:22:38] The game is so simple, dude.

[02:22:41] Dude, I know when he was planting, he saw me just crawling at him, and I know that sent chills down his cleaner.

[02:22:47] Because you know how when you're planting, you have that peripheral vision?

[02:22:50] I know he saw me crawling at him, and it just sent chills down his pecker.

[02:22:53] Nice guys! Bro, I wish I could just transfer some of my siege skills to Rocket League because

[02:23:01] my god! Alright, now we play Silver's chat. If you're Silver, type of gamer, type of chat.

[02:23:09] Now Silver, this is going to be a little bit better than Bronze. Like I said, that's

[02:23:13] the beauty of this challenge. It's going to keep on getting more and more difficult.

[02:23:19] gonna keep on getting more and more difficult next round do a spawn peek I

[02:23:25] got you if I remember if I remember babes Alex think of it of all though

[02:23:36] never know who to trust like this all right next up is the Silvers guys let's

[02:23:43] Let's get the silvers in here.

[02:23:45] I just wish I was good at rocketing, man, but it's okay.

[02:23:50] It's okay, chat.

[02:23:51] What is this profile picture?

[02:23:54] All right, this is the silver player.

[02:23:57] Tall bird, 3, 8, 9, 7.

[02:23:59] Good luck to you, my brother.

[02:24:01] Tall bird, 3, 8, 9, 7.

[02:24:03] High-vives, good job getting backups, man.

[02:24:05] You're so calm, high-vives.

[02:24:07] High-vives, you're so tough.

[02:24:09] How about you, so tough.

[02:24:13] Bro, against the champions chat, I'm literally going to have sweat pulsing down my testimony.

[02:24:20] Like dude, against the champions, it's going to be the hardest I've ever tried in my life.

[02:24:24] 1v2-ink champs for an entire match.

[02:24:28] Guys, I'm going to sweat my wiener off, dude.

[02:24:31] Literally.

[02:24:32] And let's see, Mike, you're going to be the backup, okay?

[02:24:36] Rocket League.

[02:24:37] Rocket League after I beat this challenge.

[02:24:40] Bro, today's gonna be a beautiful stream.

[02:24:41] I'm gonna complete this challenge

[02:24:43] and after I complete the challenge

[02:24:47] with the planet and Rocket League.

[02:24:49] It's gonna be a beautiful stream.

[02:24:52] You're not making it to champion.

[02:24:53] Yo bro, you're being a negative Nancy dude.

[02:24:56] You are, you are.

[02:24:57] I'm gonna make it to champion.

[02:24:58] Relax.

[02:25:02] But I'm gonna be honest.

[02:25:04] I don't know.

[02:25:07] if I'm going to beat the champions I don't know if I'm going to beat the champions

[02:25:12] that's not going to be easy

[02:25:15] mind coming to get you in the back up who's the other guy in the back up

[02:25:27] tall bird 3 at 9 7

[02:25:29] let me see if he booted up siege he was on youtube 5 seconds ago

[02:25:32] let's see if he stumbled on me a two parries on siege

[02:25:34] no he's on siege on siege on siege

[02:25:36] Quick little tinkle rake, BRB.

[02:25:40] See you shortly.

[02:25:42] Quick little tinkle rake.

[02:25:46] Why does my penis always get hard whenever I'm about to urinate?

[02:27:06] All right, oops, I farted again, it popped out of my butt.

[02:27:19] All right, ladies and gentlemen, one champion versus two, who is this?

[02:27:29] Who is this?

[02:27:32] Who is this?

[02:27:35] Who invited this guy?

[02:27:39] Who invited this guy?

[02:27:41] Who invited this guy?

[02:27:43] Because it sure as shit wasn't me.

[02:27:45] Hey, walk you down, how's it going?

[02:27:47] Yes, yes, thank you.

[02:27:49] Yo, walk you down. You got it out?

[02:27:51] Wait, are you talking real quick?

[02:27:53] Yes, uh-huh.

[02:27:55] Walk you down. I'm doing a 1v2 right now.

[02:27:57] Could you potentially maybe leave the game, brother man?

[02:27:59] I'm silver.

[02:28:01] Can I please play? Please, please, please.

[02:28:03] We already have two silvers, but I'll meet you in the middle. Do you want a spectate?

[02:28:08] Can I play with gold? Next game?

[02:28:14] Walk you down. You don't even have ranked unlocked.

[02:28:18] But I promise you I will give you my mimic and I'm silver.

[02:28:22] What is your mimic count?

[02:28:24] Uh, uh, B, X, L, E, and C, I, I, hashtag, 9, 2, 3, 5.

[02:28:29] two three five

[02:28:32] There's about a 3% chance I'm gonna remember that but walking down listen brother. We already how'd you get in how'd you get it?

[02:28:37] Who'd venture um box my ass

[02:28:42] Okay

[02:28:43] Instantly rather than I like that. Okay, but walk you down. Who's playing bro?

[02:28:47] We already got two silvers and it's first come first serve policy

[02:28:51] But brother, I love you and I'll add you on Xbox. Okay

[02:28:55] You will yes, bro. Of course, bro. He was playing. Can I play the gold game? Well, are you gold?

[02:29:02] Well, no, but I'm so but listen I beat a emerald. I promise you that I beat a emerald. I swear to God

[02:29:08] Do dude, dude, I know I know I know but I'm saying you're not gold and we already got

[02:29:14] Okay, so right now you're at a tough spot. Okay. I'm a bell. You're tough spot.

[02:29:19] Okay, thank you. Thank you. All right. Um, can we play after you beat him because I'm I believe are you broke?

[02:29:25] Yes, bro. Yes. Um, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, sorry. I'm gonna be on rocketing.

[02:29:34] So I can't, I can't, I can't. Okay, okay, okay. Okay. Okay. And that's fine. Okay,

[02:29:38] but can we play like tomorrow? Yes, we'll play. Yo, the next time I'm out of rank message

[02:29:43] me will play you have my work. I promise you I will message you. Thank you. I

[02:29:47] You got it on lock rank you got it on lock right here. I'm looking for the six

[02:29:53] Okay, okay, but I'm gonna unlock ring. I'm gonna unlock all right time. I'm on rank message me

[02:29:58] I have you added we will play you have my word

[02:30:01] Okay, all right, bro. Have a good day. You too. Bye. What a nice young man. See bro. What a nice young man

[02:30:10] Jitty jitty. Yeah, I'm done

[02:30:12] chat it's just he's a nice kid he's a nice kid

[02:30:17] no chat I'm not lying the next time I'm gonna rank when he matches me I would

[02:30:21] like I'm not lying all right boys next up is Silver's

[02:30:28] next up is Silver's it's not jitty shut up

[02:30:35] all right next up is the Silver's chat this is gonna be tricky we got

[02:30:42] boxed by Ashton and Tall Bird 3897, representing the Xbox silvers. Now, we beat the coppers,

[02:30:52] we beat the bronzes. We didn't lose a round against the bronzes, but it's my fault. Like

[02:30:59] I said, it's going to keep getting harder and harder. Pause. Pause. Like I said, it's

[02:31:07] going to keep getting more and more difficult.

[02:31:10] It's up to me to completely and totally lock in

[02:31:12] and let your flow stay.

[02:31:14] As every game passes on, I'm going to get more warmed up.

[02:31:18] I'm going to get way more warm up there.

[02:31:24] Jack, what do y'all think of the size of my nipples?

[02:31:27] Average or large?

[02:31:29] Average or large.

[02:31:30] OK, to ball.

[02:31:31] Jack, and also beyond, what are the size of my nipples?

[02:31:35] Do you guys think they're good?

[02:31:37] They're good or bad?

[02:31:39] Five seconds to go.

[02:31:42] Too big.

[02:31:43] Pepperoni.

[02:31:44] You should just locate and destroy them.

[02:31:46] What do you mean, pepperoni nipples?

[02:31:50] Bro, they don't look like pepperoni at all.

[02:31:52] Shut up!

[02:31:56] That's not a fart.

[02:31:56] It's my chair.

[02:31:57] Don't start for that.

[02:32:05] You still there's no about spawn beats yet?

[02:32:07] Right one.

[02:32:20] Way better than my love.

[02:32:22] Good life in New York City.

[02:32:24] I'm a thousand miles away,

[02:32:26] but better than my love.

[02:32:35] Not a single speck of blood, but wait, that's impossible.

[02:32:41] Not a single speck of blood.

[02:32:45] That's not possible.

[02:32:56] Beak it!

[02:32:58] I dare you!

[02:33:02] Beak it!

[02:33:35] We want to see ya in a key.

[02:34:04] Oh Jack, there is no one else.

[02:34:12] This is it.

[02:34:13] The trip to finally escape is terrifying.

[02:34:18] I don't think so, it's the way it is, you know.

[02:34:25] God, I'm locked in!

[02:34:30] Come on!

[02:34:33] I mean, dude, this is ridiculous.

[02:34:36] Let's go.

[02:34:38] I'm absolutely dialled.

[02:34:45] You're losing it, bro.

[02:34:46] If you never watched BoJack Horseman, just say that.

[02:34:50] Brother man, brother man.

[02:34:52] If you never watched BoJack Horseman, just say that.

[02:34:58] That's like the greatest show I've ever created, dude.

[02:35:00] I'm locked in check.

[02:35:03] Jellies, I got him!

[02:35:06] We beat the Silvers into the gold.

[02:35:08] Come on, come on, come on!

[02:35:16] Secure the bomb.

[02:35:23] Dude, if you watch Bojack Horseman, dude, that show will change your life.

[02:35:27] Five seconds encounter.

[02:35:30] Everybody loves you, but nobody's location is secure.

[02:35:33] Lights.

[02:35:37] And that is the sadest feeling in the world.

[02:35:48] That's your Twitch F2 entering Office Double Door?

[02:35:51] is that a ball? that's a bomb!

[02:36:05] No!

[02:36:06] I need a bomb, protect it.

[02:36:31] One out four remaining.

[02:36:35] I

[02:36:51] Just come also just come also

[02:37:05] I think I'm gonna have to go back to my room and see if I can get out of here.

[02:37:15] I'm gonna have to go back to my room and see if I can get out of here.

[02:37:26] Where's this kid at, is he like scared shitless?

[02:37:35] There you are!

[02:37:42] Let's go, guys!

[02:37:55] Let's go!

[02:37:58] I want to be doing every rank of mine!

[02:38:04] Let's go!

[02:38:06] Flakes, thank you for the tier one. Sloppy Joe Big Toe with the prime. That's a concerning

[02:38:15] name. Bro is celebrating beating silver. Wrong. He's not that I'm celebrating beating

[02:38:24] silver. I'm celebrating that I'm locked in. You don't get it, bro. I'm celebrating

[02:38:29] that I'm diet like I can tell what I'm playing good I'm playing good you kick

[02:38:34] rocks brother

[02:38:42] I didn't think of it a crime so I didn't appreciate you why don't we play against

[02:38:47] Xbox because it's easier to invite bro PS you gotta like add them and they

[02:38:51] gotta add you back and the Ubisoft connect invite ask to work and Ubisoft

[02:38:55] off-connect glitches every three days.

[02:38:57] You're drawn to locate a bomb.

[02:38:59] Hey, Jixi, I give you permission to keep streaming.

[02:39:02] You had seconds before.

[02:39:03] Carter, let me make a couple of things clear.

[02:39:04] Carter! Carter! Carter!

[02:39:06] I don't need your permission to stream!

[02:39:09] Shut the hell up!

[02:39:12] I don't need your god damn permission, Carter!

[02:39:25] You're dead

[02:39:39] Wait what?

[02:39:41] Yes, too. Wait, you better. You better, you better.

[02:39:46] All right, if I lose to Silvers I'm literally ass

[02:39:50] I'm out of shit. I'm out of shit. I'm out of shit. I'm out of shit.

[02:39:59] Brutat, do you realize how much composure it takes to full sprint at me while you're on 1HP?

[02:40:05] I mean, holy aura, I guess.

[02:40:08] Brutat, brutat, brutat, brutat. Do you realize how much composure it takes to literally full sprint at me while you're 1HP?

[02:40:17] That caught me so off guard, I'm not even gonna lie.

[02:40:22] Dude, that literally caught me so off guard, Chad.

[02:40:27] Wait, it's two to one? Oh, I thought it was one to one.

[02:40:32] Nah, I'm good. I thought it was one to one, but it's seven.

[02:40:35] Two to one is fine. I'm good. I'm good. I'm here. Relax, folks.

[02:40:38] I'm good.

[02:40:40] Hey, Jixie, you make my day. Love from Ireland.

[02:40:43] Keep the area, keep the balance protected.

[02:40:45] That's a beautiful message bro. Shout out Ironman dude.

[02:40:48] Let's go.

[02:40:52] Big ups to Ironman mate.

[02:41:05] You don't want to see the lonely man. Do you know what to do?

[02:41:15] Lock it in Jinxie!

[02:41:36] on the roof.

[02:42:03] Wait a minute, Fart.

[02:42:04] Oh, God.

[02:42:06] I'm sorry.

[02:42:13] See you in the after life, pal.

[02:42:24] Fuck.

[02:42:25] That's not good.

[02:42:26] Fuck.

[02:42:27] Fuck.

[02:42:28] Fuck.

[02:42:29] Fuck.

[02:42:30] Fuck.

[02:42:31] Fuck.

[02:42:32] Fuck.

[02:42:33] Fuck.

[02:42:34] Fuck.

[02:42:35] Oh my god, these silvers are actually good.

[02:42:51] Wait, these silvers are actually good.

[02:42:56] Oh my god.

[02:42:58] Wait, these silvers are actually good.

[02:43:01] Okay, I've been locked in.

[02:43:03] I'm gonna have to knock it.

[02:43:04] This isn't good.

[02:43:05] Okay, okay, whoa.

[02:43:07] Brother, brother, brother.

[02:43:08] If I lose to Silver?

[02:43:14] Why are the Silver's actually good?

[02:43:16] What's happening?

[02:43:17] What is happening?

[02:43:20] All right, all right, focus, focus.

[02:43:21] They're gonna go, they're gonna go.

[02:43:22] Okay, okay, they're gonna go.

[02:43:26] They're gonna go upstairs.

[02:43:28] They're gonna go upstairs.

[02:43:28] Chat, it's not over, Chum.

[02:43:30] They still gotta beat me two more times.

[02:43:33] Alright, I can't tell if this is a fart or a shit, so I'm just gonna rip it.

[02:43:42] I'm curious if the mic picked that up, but it was a wet fart.

[02:43:46] It was a wet fart, which... oh, that smells terrible, but it's okay.

[02:43:49] Chad, if it might pick that up, I'll put my ass right up to it.

[02:43:59] Did Chad hear that?

[02:44:03] Y'all did hear that?

[02:44:10] Wow!

[02:44:11] Y'all did hear that?

[02:44:12] Okay, you're not going to get pink eye from that, but it was virtual.

[02:44:23] of

[02:45:43] Oh my god yo chat I okay I think I know how he see for himself but also like okay I know

[02:46:07] the play he was going for, but the play he was going for is not virtually possible.

[02:46:16] He thought he was going to be able to jump out of the window and throw a C4 onto the

[02:46:20] balcony, which is literally like 70 meters above him.

[02:46:25] He threw the C4, didn't know that the C4 would instantly drop on him and then exploded

[02:46:30] it.

[02:46:31] Bro had to lock in against Silvers.

[02:46:35] Put a fucking sock in it, dude.

[02:46:37] I'm gonna win.

[02:46:38] RUN AWAY!

[02:46:39] Put a sock in it dude, I'm gonna win!

[02:46:42] SHUT UP!

[02:46:43] Hey bud, shush.

[02:46:45] Mickey, just because you come into the stream and tell me to shush, I'm not gonna shush.

[02:46:55] How about you shut up?

[02:46:59] Protect the bombs.

[02:47:30] got it seriously

[02:47:45] This is still working strong stream yeah, how much did you get something on the screen that says correct make?

[02:48:00] I believe I heard somebody drop down off this balcony.

[02:48:07] I knew it, dude.

[02:48:11] Up for last operator standing.

[02:48:20] Alright, 1v1 against the silver.

[02:48:27] That's a silver. That's when this is going to be the gold game, please.

[02:48:44] Hey Chad, what is stopping the next game?

[02:48:47] Is it tomorrow or Monday?

[02:48:50] Ah, fuck, right, let me...

[02:48:53] Wait, he threw that grenade through here. Which means he's on the roof still.

[02:49:08] He just punched a window. Did y'all hear that?

[02:49:14] Monday? Perfect, bro.

[02:49:16] Someone will be able to watch RLCS on Sunday and then most of the time on Monday. God that's beautiful.

[02:49:21] So much shit going on this month, dude. It's awesome.

[02:49:26] We gotta- we gotta watch something to play off, dude.

[02:49:30] Bro, unless they start at, like, 10 a.m., like some ungodly hour.

[02:49:36] Yo, Jakes, you're streaming quite slow? Can you stream a little faster?

[02:49:41] Nope! I'm not- like- bro, I'm not picking up the pace of the stream just because you're an asshole.

[02:49:51] And daddy, map, map.

[02:49:58] 15 seconds.

[02:50:05] Let's go!

[02:50:06] That's how you play!

[02:50:07] Hey!

[02:50:08] That's how you play, guys!

[02:50:11] Nice, dude.

[02:50:13] Nice.

[02:50:14] Okay.

[02:50:15] Look, I'm gonna be honest.

[02:50:17] We beat the Silvers?

[02:50:19] That was a little bit sloppy.

[02:50:20] I got to clean it up by the way chat look at my smoke uniform and look at our matches with the shot

[02:50:26] Are you not aroused?

[02:50:28] Literally, are you not aroused from that beat the Silvers next up? We have the golds lock you

[02:50:35] Hope you lose appreciate that bro again. It's a it's a happy Saturday. I'm not gonna feed into the negativity

[02:50:43] Hope you lose

[02:50:44] What's the point of typing that your rope keep those sick thoughts to yourself?

[02:50:50] Keep those sick, disgusting thoughts as I hope you lose. You disgust me!

[02:51:00] Jinxy, I want to make you squeal like a piggy. Uh, Carter, get the hell out of the chat. How are you

[02:51:07] still not banned? Let's read some positive comments, chat. Are there any? Sending hate from New England.

[02:51:20] Why would the five of you could love you?

[02:51:25] Hey, Jinxy, ignore the love from Europe.

[02:51:30] Mom, let's get a timeout on Sabinella.

[02:51:34] Ignore the love?

[02:51:36] I've never even heard of that, bro.

[02:51:39] Ignore the love?

[02:51:41] Alright, next up we got golds.

[02:51:43] Lock in y'all.

[02:51:45] Come on!

[02:51:50] Jack, could you imagine we pull this off?

[02:51:54] Could you imagine we pull this off? That would be crazy!

[02:52:00] Probably to be honest, Brown, like, one of the two in this is not easy, no matter what it is.

[02:52:09] You don't have to be stuck like this. All right, all right, all right, let's get the gold in here,

[02:52:15] your mother for nothing. Let's get the golds in here. Oh, we don't

[02:52:21] quit. Sending love from Tahiti. Sending love from Germany.

[02:52:28] JC, who do you have for the Super Bowl? Drake, Drake may may.

[02:52:35] Next question.

[02:52:36] Chad, is that a headset dent?

[02:52:43] Be honest.

[02:52:45] No, no, it's not.

[02:52:47] No, it's not.

[02:52:49] Chad, no, it's not.

[02:52:50] Bro, tonight's going to be a long stream because we're going to get platinum tonight.

[02:52:52] I'm walking into.

[02:52:54] Obviously not in siege in Rocket League.

[02:52:57] Oh yeah, bro.

[02:52:58] I got Drake made one of the Super Bowl.

[02:53:00] I don't give a fuck.

[02:53:01] Oh, but Jinxi, the Seahawks have the best offense and defense in the

[02:53:05] defense in the NFL. Yeah. But the Patriots have Drake motherfucking name. Come on! Let's

[02:53:16] do this, man. Alright, that goal didn't join. Let's get the back down.

[02:53:35] Let's get it back up golden here.

[02:53:42] Chad, what map should we do for the gold game?

[02:53:47] We already did skyscraper, we already did coastline.

[02:53:49] Maybe we could do bank.

[02:53:51] I want to save the good maps for the high ranks.

[02:53:54] Like the real big high ranks.

[02:53:56] Chad, question.

[02:53:58] What rank are y'all on Siege?

[02:54:02] What rank are y'all to them Siege?

[02:54:06] Maus, we should run a poll.

[02:54:08] Like, give them five options.

[02:54:10] Copper to silver.

[02:54:12] Gold to plaid.

[02:54:14] Emerald diameter champ.

[02:54:18] Swish seams, swish seams, nice.

[02:54:21] Good luck.

[02:54:23] All right, chat.

[02:54:24] Our next opponent's

[02:54:26] in the 1v2 every rank challenge

[02:54:30] until I lose is gold.

[02:54:33] Lock it baby!

[02:54:35] Come on!

[02:54:37] Gold game!

[02:54:38] Let's keep playing good bro.

[02:54:39] Let's keep playing perfect man.

[02:54:40] I'm going to be honest, the silver game was a little bit sloppy, I'm going to clean

[02:54:44] it up this game.

[02:54:45] This is going to be a 4 to 1 win.

[02:54:47] Mark my words.

[02:54:49] Dude, I need to remember against the high ranks.

[02:54:54] It's probably a good idea to ban Lion.

[02:54:59] I literally despise flying against line.

[02:55:08] Never know on who to trust like this.

[02:55:15] But yeah, I got Drake made one of the Superbowl period

[02:55:19] and the story, I got Drake made one of the Superbowl.

[02:55:26] I'm not even a Patriots fan or a Seahawks fan,

[02:55:29] But I am a drink they enthusiast.

[02:55:35] So 35% of the chat says they're champion.

[02:55:39] FIRE!

[02:55:41] Y'all are capping your testicles off!

[02:55:44] You must protect your bombs from being used by outpour.

[02:55:59] You look so breedable today.

[02:56:04] Mox, remove him.

[02:56:06] I'm not doing this.

[02:56:07] Mox, remove him.

[02:56:08] You look so breedable today.

[02:56:10] Brother, I'm a video game streamer.

[02:56:13] This is not what, like, whatever you think this stream is.

[02:56:17] It's not that.

[02:56:56] You consider yourself champion lol, okay, bud

[02:57:10] Okay

[02:57:13] Watch what happens today. Just watch this watch the segment here. Oh, I'm not champion watch this

[02:57:26] Well, you're dead.

[02:57:30] And where's the other friend?

[02:57:37] It's positioning, awareness, and game sets.

[02:57:48] You're close!

[02:57:50] We're eliminated.

[02:57:52] RAAAAAAAGH!

[02:57:54] Oh my god, I'm gonna lose the ball.

[02:57:57] Wait, the action's clicked on my head.

[02:58:00] Bro, why is he close?

[02:58:03] Why is he close, dude?

[02:58:07] Gixly, you look so petite today.

[02:58:10] Okay, thank you, I guess, I think.

[02:58:14] Wait, let me dock in. What should I dock in?

[02:58:16] I just want you to be right. Come on. Focus. Focus, focus, focus. Let's want you to be

[02:58:27] right, chat. Focus, focus, focus, focus. We got to get through the goals. The thing

[02:58:32] is the game is just so short, so it's like I can't sell, you know. There's no room

[02:58:36] for error because the game is so short. Do you feel what I mean?

[02:58:41] I did not know that that guy was close.

[02:58:47] Jinxy, did you get my application for the fuck a fan contest?

[02:58:51] Third time I'm saying this, also the last time, there is not and will never be a fuck

[02:58:56] a fan contest.

[02:58:57] If you sent an application to someone, it's probably some psychopath imposter.

[02:59:03] 5 seconds to insertion.

[02:59:05] Do not go to his house!

[02:59:07] 5 seconds to insertion.

[02:59:13] You look submissive today!

[02:59:15] Yeah!

[02:59:17] Let's get him out of the chat please.

[02:59:21] You look submissive today.

[02:59:23] Are you fucking serious?

[02:59:25] I'm confused, like, other days do I not look similar to that?

[02:59:36] Wow, do they have full-blown mirror straps?

[02:59:51] strats these guys are actually locked

[02:59:56] bomb has been located

[03:00:09] I have a frisky idea here here's what I'm gonna do chat are y'all ready

[03:00:21] So basically, I'm gonna explode the wall in server, and then I'm gonna break the backhatch.

[03:00:28] But because I prepped my ram when I explode the wall, it's gonna sound like I'm just not pushing.

[03:00:42] You're dead and we do what we do.

[03:00:51] I'm gonna lose, I'm gonna lose to the golds, but how do you know?

[03:01:19] How did he know?

[03:01:23] Bro, was he pre-aiming it?

[03:01:26] Was he pre-aiming it, dude?

[03:01:32] I'm adding a longer delay.

[03:01:34] No, no, no, because Jack, all bullshit aside, I exploded the wall and he was pre-aiming me.

[03:01:44] I'm gonna add a longer delay.

[03:01:46] I'm gonna add a longer delay.

[03:01:48] That was sus. Dude, I don't know. That was sus though.

[03:01:54] That was fucking sus-y-baka.

[03:01:58] Nah, I don't really know. That was real.

[03:02:18] It makes sense.

[03:02:38] Chatting end and I'm not dead.

[03:02:40] I added a delay.

[03:02:41] Shut up!

[03:02:42] Shoot's gone equals stream slapping?

[03:02:48] No.

[03:02:48] Here's the bomb.

[03:02:49] He was pre-aiming me!

[03:02:51] Big difference, bottom up!

[03:02:53] Ten seconds left.

[03:02:57] And now I go on tap cans.

[03:02:59] Fuck.

[03:03:01] Op 4 is located upon.

[03:03:03] Be ready for assault.

[03:03:04] Bomb located by Op 4.

[03:03:07] This is literally going terribly right now.

[03:03:11] Like, this is actually going as bad as it could possibly be.

[03:03:14] I'm down zero to two to bolt.

[03:03:16] Now I have it longer to the left so the stream slapping excuse is gone.

[03:03:33] This is a really good BT. We got two golds, come on we can do it.

[03:04:16] I

[03:04:27] Why are they on top of each other what is happening? Oh my god

[03:04:32] What?

[03:04:34] Why are they on top of each other?

[03:04:36] What is going on? Oh my god?

[03:04:41] Bro, I mean

[03:04:46] I can come back but it's not gonna be easy. Bro they're standing on top of each

[03:04:52] other upstairs? I mean dude what do I ban? What do I ban? What do I ban? All right I

[03:05:00] have to pull off the greatest comeback of all time. I don't know it's like every

[03:05:05] misfortunate thing that could happen is happening.

[03:05:09] I guess they didn't like this.

[03:05:16] Now I was trying to shoot his body, I was trying to ping the diffuser.

[03:05:20] I shouldn't have did that, but like, it's still crazy that this guy's on top of his

[03:05:24] teammate.

[03:05:25] What are the odds of that, bro?

[03:05:28] Golds with disguise?

[03:05:29] I don't know.

[03:05:30] I think these guys are golds, I think I'm just getting like, the worst case scenario

[03:05:35] that can happen every round is happening.

[03:05:38] Like the ram play should have worked and he's just staring at it.

[03:05:48] So I could potentially pull off the greatest comeback of my life.

[03:05:55] I can't believe they're all on top of each other.

[03:05:56] That is so strange.

[03:05:57] I need to get like the greatest come back ever oh my god oh yeah this would be

[03:06:19] He said it, I'm not gonna lie.

[03:06:40] You look like you need a bomb.

[03:07:19] Oh fuck, did you get that camera?

[03:07:37] I heard him throw it.

[03:07:40] You're out of here.

[03:07:43] This guy's all in the hatch.

[03:09:00] 10 seconds left.

[03:09:02] The carry is on line and active.

[03:09:18] Wow.

[03:09:21] I mean wow.

[03:09:23] Wow.

[03:09:24] Wow.

[03:09:25] Like wow.

[03:09:27] There is no...

[03:09:29] fucking champ I mean the real gold out I had wow I don't think I've ever had

[03:09:37] more misfortune in my entire life oh my Christ did even that round I catch smoke

[03:09:45] off guard and he's conveniently standing behind the bomb where I can't see

[03:09:50] I mean this is insane what like wow legitimately I speak I am absolutely

[03:09:59] speechless. I am legitimately speechless. I mean, I catch him with his pants down, and

[03:10:06] he's standing on top of the bomb where I can't see him. Oh my god! Oh my god! Run that shit

[03:10:15] Run that shit back!

[03:10:20] Run that shit back!

[03:10:25] Holy Mother of God!

[03:10:40] Wow, wow, alright.

[03:10:43] One champion versus two golds. Lock it.

[03:10:50] Why would you smoke the double door if the ram is going into the office?

[03:10:57] I don't know.

[03:11:02] That was the most demonic game of siege I've ever played in my life.

[03:11:06] Like if you understand the game on a remotely high level that was the most just like the most disgusting deaths ever

[03:11:13] Bro, oh my god, I want to follow me. I want to do I forgot how shit this game is cuz like if they just headshot me

[03:11:19] I'm dead. It doesn't matter. It's like they have no concept of what's happening if they literally just hit me in the head

[03:11:25] It's over like it doesn't matter

[03:11:28] Fuck

[03:11:33] Secure the area keep the bombs protected

[03:11:36] What about 10 seconds?

[03:11:43] 5 seconds to assertion.

[03:11:48] Bomb location.

[03:11:49] Are you here?

[03:11:53] Dude, I still can't get over the ram round.

[03:11:55] Not forehead located, Bob.

[03:11:58] I still can't get over the ram round. That was disgusting.

[03:12:06] All right, good day.

[03:12:10] Wait, what?

[03:12:13] I just heard him drop off the balcony. It's my drunk.

[03:12:36] I have to rematch this guy.

[03:12:58] It's like that was the luckiest shit I've ever seen.

[03:13:17] Up for last operator standing.

[03:13:58] So he first bullet headshots me, then recoils 11 bullets into the sky.

[03:14:25] I swear to God, all you can do is laugh.

[03:14:33] He first bullet headshots me and then his gun recoils into the sky.

[03:14:40] I forgot how rage inducing this game is.

[03:14:43] Wow.

[03:14:45] I actually forgot how rage inducing this game is.

[03:14:49] Oh my God.

[03:14:51] He first bullet headshots me, and then recoils 11 bullets to the sky.

[03:14:57] Okay.

[03:14:58] Is this actually happening right now?

[03:15:03] I just downloaded Evil Rainbow Six Siege today.

[03:15:06] Like, come on!

[03:15:07] I know you guys like trolling.

[03:15:09] Let's laugh!

[03:15:10] I mean, he's split!

[03:15:12] First bullet headshots me, can't control the gun, so then the next 12 bullets went

[03:15:18] into the sky.

[03:15:19] It doesn't matter because he's BLAST!

[03:15:23] OH MY GOD!

[03:15:25] I have a feeling the only rank I'm gonna lose to is salt I feel like I'm gonna

[03:15:50] lose to I'm gonna beat every other like I'm gonna win this game and I'm

[03:15:54] I'm literally going to be every other wreck. Mark my fucking words.

[03:16:01] I get first bullet head shot at and my controller died.

[03:16:05] I mean, what, at least you're doing, like, black magic or something?

[03:16:09] Like, now my controller died and I don't have rechargeable batteries!

[03:16:15] God!

[03:16:17] I'm actually going to lose my mind. I'm actually going to lose my mind.

[03:16:21] Please work. Please work. Please work.

[03:16:23] I gotta start charging a backup.

[03:16:26] This is actually insane.

[03:16:28] This is like black magic.

[03:16:34] So now they're gonna win this round, cause my...

[03:16:37] Oh my god!

[03:16:48] I'm actually gonna throw up.

[03:16:51] These guys are doing black magic.

[03:16:53] I don't know if they like legitimately outplayed me in a singular round and they've won five straight.

[03:16:59] I mean, oh my god.

[03:17:03] Why are the batteries not working?

[03:17:07] God!

[03:17:10] Alright, I'm unplugging my keyboard. I just gotta go raw.

[03:17:13] Highlights, I have no keyboard control. Keep that in mind.

[03:17:15] I'm just going raw right into the back of the controller.

[03:17:21] Hello, hello, hello, hello, hello, what's happening? Oh my God! What's going on? Oh my God!

[03:17:51] 15 seconds remaining 10 seconds

[03:18:16] For the first time in my life, I didn't charge back that battery, so I'm just going to...

[03:18:26] This...

[03:18:27] I'm on a week.

[03:18:32] This tax works out.

[03:18:36] And then my wired port to my PC didn't work.

[03:18:40] Oh my god, I'm actually gonna throw up. I'm actually gonna throw up. I'm actually gonna throw up.

[03:18:56] Wow, none of these batteries work? Are we see like none of them? Not a single battery in this house

[03:19:04] works and then my USB-C is not working oh my god is this real life is this

[03:19:11] actually happening oh I lost the round okay I'm playing against team black

[03:19:19] magic I'm actually gonna have a mental breakdown in a second I'm actually gonna

[03:19:29] have a mental breakdown. I lose to bolts so I'm like alright let me rematch the

[03:19:35] bolts. I get first bolted, head shotted, and then the guy recoils to the roof

[03:19:40] because he cannot shoot straight. Then round two I go to try to even redeem

[03:19:44] myself when the time has came up. And then my controller dies.

[03:19:51] Alex excuses is there a border in your head is there a border in your head my

[03:20:01] controller literally died we need excuses we say is there a literal 10 pound

[03:20:11] I'm rocking your head.

[03:20:28] Be advised, on floor is located a bomb.

[03:21:41] Look at my timing!

[03:21:46] Look at my timing!

[03:21:48] Look at my timing!

[03:21:51] These kids do not run out of luck!

[03:21:54] Holy God!

[03:21:57] Does he never offset?

[03:22:00] Oh my God!

[03:22:02] Oh my God!

[03:22:05] I'm telling you, I'm going to beat the golds, beat the blacks, beat the dial.

[03:22:08] I'm telling you it's just gold is like oh my god this is literally demonic. This is demonic. I

[03:22:15] Actually think as soon as the golds joined the game

[03:22:19] It's turned into evil rainbow six siege

[03:22:23] Literally

[03:22:26] As soon as the golds run the game, I think it's turning the evil of our sex

[03:22:33] This is actually insane

[03:22:38] This is insane. You lost already? I mean it's technically one-to-one.

[03:22:46] Bro, I'm telling you, I'm gonna beat the golds, beat the Platts.

[03:22:52] The golds are gonna end up being the only rank I lose to and the chance. Mark my words.

[03:22:58] Bro, if you know seeds, you know gold is literally the most unpredictable rank in life.

[03:23:08] Okay, and defuse the bomb.

[03:23:21] One to six? I mean...

[03:23:23] Yeah, I guess you can say it's one to six if you count the round where my controller died?

[03:23:28] What are you, the devil? Like, who would do that?

[03:23:32] Yeah, sure, they've won six rounds if you count the round where my controller died.

[03:23:36] Are you literally Satan?

[03:23:56] You're located above.

[03:24:06] They shot my cam, oh my god!

[03:26:01] So, I go ram every round, they never go castle, but one time I don't go ram, they go castle.

[03:26:23] I'm legitimately the closest I've ever been to full blown insanity.

[03:26:29] I'm legitimately the closest I've ever been to full-blown insanity.

[03:26:35] I go ramp, every round I go ramp, there's never a castle.

[03:26:40] The one time that I don't go ramp, they immediately bring castle.

[03:26:59] Recoil had shot and then my controller dies for round 2.

[03:27:05] And then the third round they went.

[03:27:08] They just happened to bring the perfect shot that it did.

[03:27:12] Even though the operator that I've been bringing on this site,

[03:27:15] they literally hard countered.

[03:27:17] They just chose to get hard countered and then it worked.

[03:27:20] location secure

[03:27:26] Team kill nice nice. Okay good. That's good. That's good

[03:27:31] I mean brother I'm playing great what are you talking about

[03:27:54] Doesn't count? Why would this not count? When my controller died, he counted it. When

[03:28:16] The 19 killed us a count?

[03:28:22] Why would it not count?

[03:28:28] Why would it not count?

[03:28:30] I'm getting my vengeance on these golds, I don't give a fuck.

[03:28:46] I think we're just ridiculously lucky.

[03:28:59] Like completely unbiasedly, I think these are the two luckiest individuals I've ever

[03:29:03] played in my life.

[03:29:05] I'll forefound a bomb. You must defend it.

[03:29:22] Hands down, too. I think these are the luckiest human beings I've ever played in my life.

[03:29:35] I guess the jump in and plan.

[03:30:05] 15 seconds left

[03:30:09] 10 seconds left

[03:30:18] I mean this is getting this is getting scary this is actually getting scary this is getting scary

[03:30:23] This is actually getting scary like I'm just thinking like one headshot, and it's all over

[03:30:30] This is at my bro. This is actually I'm gonna get out of this one. I'm gonna win and get into play

[03:30:38] I don't want to play these guys

[03:30:44] Right here, I'm gonna ban your castle. There you go. Hold these nuts. I

[03:30:50] Don't want to play Ram. She's so clunky. She's a clunky operator

[03:30:55] Ram is pretty good for this site though

[03:30:57] Yeah, because I mean if you just get a headshot there instead of a body shot it's over, you know what I mean?

[03:31:03] That's why I'll always say this and everyone's gonna disagree

[03:31:07] But I think the worst thing about this game is one shot headshots. Like it's just so stupid

[03:31:12] It's so random and dumb like

[03:31:17] The gunfight against Buck was a perfect example of why one shot headshots are horrible for the game

[03:31:22] Like I catch him off guard. I hear him coming. He's literally like a deer in headlights

[03:31:27] He walks right into my scope. I crouch beat. I shoot him twice in the body. He's 5 health and I have a DMR

[03:31:34] He first bullet headshots me and then re-coils to the sky

[03:31:39] like I

[03:31:41] Mean our one shot headshots fun. Sure

[03:31:45] Do they um make the game more random? Yes

[03:31:49] So like I don't know if I would get rid of them like they're fun. It's fun to hit one

[03:31:57] touch but like it's just it's just the result in the most random deaths ever and

[03:32:06] and that's just fast, cause you know, that light, that's just fast.

[03:32:19] Yeah, reinforce that wall, bro. Reinforce that wall.

[03:32:24] I'm not form remaining.

[03:32:26] I don't know, your luck's finally ran out, man.

[03:32:28] Your guys' little luck's free finally ran out.

[03:32:36] I feel like I'm going to die to something insane in like 3 seconds.

[03:32:51] Alright, well he's not inside, so why does he have a C4 below or something?

[03:33:00] I mean he's giving me sight which is scary.

[03:33:10] Right, I thought that was a valkyre.

[03:33:16] Wait, so can I plant?

[03:33:18] I don't see any seaboard.

[03:33:20] Maybe it's poles below.

[03:33:22] Wait, he shot my camp top lobby.

[03:34:00] C'mon!

[03:34:01] You're locked right out!

[03:34:03] You're locked right out!

[03:34:06] C'mon dog!

[03:34:10] See, now, now, like, yeah, this is the siege that I know.

[03:34:21] Like, I'm telling you, I'm going to keep it in the video too.

[03:34:24] I'm going to keep the loss against the goals of the video.

[03:34:27] Because I'd be a coward if I didn't.

[03:34:31] But a brother.

[03:34:32] That game against the goals was hands down without doubt.

[03:34:36] The last game.

[03:34:37] That was the most demonic game of siege I've ever played in my life.

[03:34:41] Every way I was dying was insane.

[03:34:44] This game should be 3-2 but my controller died.

[03:34:49] This game should be 3-2, but my controller died.

[03:34:57] Secure the bomb.

[03:35:02] 10 seconds remaining.

[03:35:07] Down to 5 seconds.

[03:35:09] Takes you out of the blank siege? Yes, sir.

[03:35:12] Yes, sir, brother.

[03:35:19] I just heard a drone and now it seems bomb.

[03:35:28] This is the shit I'm talking about.

[03:35:30] This is the demonic shit I'm talking about.

[03:35:39] for located a bomb protected

[03:36:39] You should fail. All friends have been into life.

[03:38:09] All right.

[03:38:37] Gigi I guess. Gigi I guess. Okay. Gigi I guess. Wow. Gigi, Gigi, Gigi. Gigi, Gigi.

[03:38:55] other than the same GG

[03:38:59] GG

[03:39:05] GG

[03:39:08] it's time to get plod them

[03:39:10] it's time to get plod them

[03:39:14] it's time to get plod them

[03:39:18] and your NET DOG

[03:39:25] What a bomb, what a bomb, what a bomb!

[03:39:32] What a shame!

[03:39:41] Comfortable, comfortable.

[03:39:50] Try to save that one bit.

[03:40:15] How did it fade in?

[03:40:17] How's he gonna give me another shot?

[03:40:23] That's just a, it's just a limp dick shot.

[03:40:26] I gotta hit it better, y'all.

[03:40:37] Wait, what, I must?

[03:40:41] What did I must?

[03:40:43] Oh no, my controller! No, no, no, no, no!

[03:40:48] Oh, the delay? Yeah, how about it? You can turn off the delay.

[03:40:50] Turn off the delay.

[03:40:52] Turn off the delay, turn off the delay.

[03:41:13] I

[03:41:43] WATCH THE FUCK END!

[03:41:47] I'm getting platinum! I'm getting platinum! I'm getting platinum!

[03:42:13] I gotta get better at going up the FUCKING wall!

[03:42:22] Oh my god!

[03:42:23] I gotta get better at that!

[03:42:25] Jesus!

[03:42:26] Oh

[03:42:31] Come on back

[03:42:51] We gotta get equalizer

[03:42:56] I'm doing way too much.

[03:43:04] Suck my penis!

[03:43:07] Suck my cock!

[03:43:12] Hey babe, how's it going?

[03:43:15] Not too bad, thanks. How's your day? You're eating you.

[03:43:17] I miss you. I miss you babe.

[03:43:21] Aw, missed you too.

[03:43:23] Are we still on for our date event?

[03:43:27] Of course, we can't wait. What are we doing?

[03:43:31] You wanna watch Netflix?

[03:43:35] Sure, sounds perfect. Got anything in mind or should we just wing it?

[03:43:39] Nah, like, we'll get some, uh, we'll get a movie going.

[03:43:43] What movie you wanna watch?

[03:43:47] How about something scary? You can cuddle up close when it gets intense.

[03:43:51] Can I grab your ass?

[03:43:58] No, it is a real thing. It is real.

[03:44:08] Okay, I'll buy you dinner. I'll buy you dinner and ice cream.

[03:44:12] That's more like it better not skimp on the toppings either.

[03:44:20] What toppings do you want?

[03:44:22] Loads of whipped cream and a cherry on top.

[03:44:27] Okay and I get to grab your ass.

[03:44:31] Only if you're really really good.

[03:44:37] How do I be good?

[03:44:40] Okay, I don't mind that. I just scored an absolute screamer. Could you kiss me?

[03:45:00] Okay, um, so it's like, yeah, yeah, we'll do dinner.

[03:45:08] We'll do dinner first then we'll watch Netflix and then what do you want to do after we watch Netflix?

[03:45:25] Whoa whoa what do you mean FDS?

[03:45:27] Just the usual ones guys again, keep it classy, we're on a date remember.

[03:45:33] I just scored another goal.

[03:45:35] Babe, I'm so locked in.

[03:45:37] Babe, please, like.

[03:45:39] Okay, you're right, you're right.

[03:45:41] Yeah, yeah, I don't, I don't have any.

[03:45:43] Um, yeah, I'm just like, I'm just trying to have a good date.

[03:45:51] I know you are.

[03:45:53] And if you're really locked in, maybe you'll score a kiss too.

[03:45:56] Okay, okay, how about it scored us right now?

[03:46:02] I'm actually oh my god. I actually just scored again. Okay now could you kiss me?

[03:46:10] Fine come here

[03:46:13] That wasn't too bad actually. You're doing better. Thank you. Can you whisper in my ear and call me a good boy?

[03:46:22] That's a good boy. You're doing just fine

[03:46:26] Permission to stroke it?

[03:46:29] You're gonna have to beg a little prettier than that.

[03:46:35] Permission to stroke it, madam?

[03:46:38] Granted, but only if I get to watch.

[03:46:42] Yes, yes.

[03:46:43] No problem.

[03:46:44] Right after this game, okay?

[03:46:46] Ten seconds left.

[03:46:47] It's gotta play the first.

[03:46:50] Good.

[03:46:51] Focus on that screen.

[03:46:52] Don't even think about touching yourself.

[03:46:54] Don't you can't see so.

[03:46:57] Okay, let me know what.

[03:47:01] Go on. Touch it. Slowly. Nice and easy. Don't you dare go fast.

[03:47:08] Okay.

[03:47:12] That's it. That's a good boy. Feels nice, doesn't it? Just do exactly what I say now.

[03:47:20] Okay. It's getting harder.

[03:47:24] Good. Keep it slow like that. Feel how hard you're getting for me. Don't speed up yet.

[03:47:33] Nice and teasing. Tell me how it feels.

[03:47:36] It is hard. I could feel the veins on my leader.

[03:47:42] I like that. Touch the tip a little. Spread it around. Get it real sensitive for me.

[03:47:50] Okay. Yeah, that feels good.

[03:47:55] Now slide your hand all the way down, then back up real slow. Up and down like that.

[03:48:01] Imagine it's my handling it, and when you're throbbing in my fingers.

[03:48:05] Oh my god.

[03:48:08] You close yet. Where should I let you speed up a little?

[03:48:12] Yeah, maybe I'll pick up to do that.

[03:48:15] Pick it up, bud!

[03:48:17] hahaha

[03:48:19] you can hear that? you can hear that?

[03:48:21] yeah

[03:48:23] wait no no no like teammate you can hear that?

[03:48:25] yeah bro

[03:48:27] oh my god sorry

[03:48:29] I'm talking to my girlfriend

[03:48:31] sorry

[03:48:33] alright babe what were you saying?

[03:48:35] I was saying

[03:48:37] keep your eyes nice and fast now

[03:48:39] angle, gear stop

[03:48:41] you're so close I can hear it in your voice

[03:48:43] yeah I'm getting close now

[03:48:45] That's it. Pick up the pace. Squeeze a little harder. I want you to edge right up to it. Then pull back. Not yet. Not until you get the word.

[03:48:55] Dude, I'm sorry about this. I'm just on the phone right there.

[03:49:01] Uh huh.

[03:49:03] Now, come for me. Let it all out. Make a mess. That's a good point.

[03:49:08] Alright. I just splashed on my pants.

[03:49:11] Ah!

[03:49:12] Great.

[03:49:13] Now you gotta clean up the pool and actually start our game.

[03:49:15] Go wash your hands.

[03:49:16] And change pants.

[03:49:17] I don't want to smell that all night until...

[03:49:19] Okay, okay, yes.

[03:49:20] I'm in the middle of a rocket league game.

[03:49:22] So, half of the game.

[03:49:25] Right now there's just...

[03:49:26] I'm in the middle of this tunnel in my pants.

[03:49:29] Rocking.

[03:49:30] Finish your game.

[03:49:31] But if you get hard again watching me,

[03:49:33] you're not allowed to touch.

[03:49:35] Not at all.

[03:49:36] What the fuck, sir?

[03:49:37] How are you gonna punish me?

[03:49:39] Focus on me.

[03:49:40] Honestly, I don't mind that how are you gonna punish me let's just say

[03:49:53] Sorry, see that I have won the other like a

[03:49:55] I don't know what the fuck are you doing?

[03:50:24] I don't know why do you sound like a fucking cat meowing?

[03:50:26] No, I'm not a meowing. I'm not meowing.

[03:50:31] You're purring? You purring?

[03:50:33] I'm talking to my girlfriend.

[03:50:35] Why are you like talking like you're in an auctioneer?

[03:50:39] No. No, that's just how I talk. You mean like talking fast?

[03:50:45] No, like you're like, I don't know how to explain it buddy.

[03:50:50] No, no dude. Are you high?

[03:50:53] I didn't think that you could even hear me when I was talking about it.

[03:50:58] Playing Rocket League.

[03:51:00] I didn't think you could hear me when I was talking about it.

[03:51:04] What?

[03:51:06] Is everything okay?

[03:51:08] Yeah, you're a fucking weirdo, Sidney.

[03:51:14] Alright, let's win this game.

[03:51:19] Bro, you've got a sword in the net there though. I'm not gonna lie.

[03:51:23] Whoa!

[03:51:25] You left out of one shot going, dude.

[03:51:28] Oh, yeah?

[03:51:30] Are you from Canada? I can hear the accent.

[03:51:35] You're fucked.

[03:51:38] Dude, am I right? Are you from Canada or Minnesota?

[03:51:42] Dude, what's with the stutter?

[03:51:45] Brother, are you a geek? Dude, are you a geek?

[03:51:49] No, your geeked, did I get to tell?

[03:51:54] Oh, wait what?

[03:51:58] Armadillo?

[03:51:59] No, Armadillo, Armadillo!

[03:52:02] Is it okay if I call my girlfriend back?

[03:52:05] What the fuck, you dude?

[03:52:09] I gotta look for a good night, dude.

[03:52:14] Oh, you fucking sold it.

[03:52:16] I didn't sell, what's that shit?

[03:52:18] You fucking sell you fuck it's old money

[03:52:33] Fucking trying here, right?

[03:52:36] I'll just you fucking you're up for it. It's my honor

[03:52:48] your AI trick yeah buddy

[03:52:53] okay buddy

[03:52:58] brother do you play chow? I feel like you play chow

[03:53:01] the fuck is chow? wait what?

[03:53:03] NHL

[03:53:04] open the door a little

[03:53:06] hit it off the dude

[03:53:08] the fuck is that?

[03:53:10] the fuck is that?

[03:53:12] brother 5 seconds

[03:53:14] I can't even

[03:53:16] I'm trying to get him.

[03:53:18] Keep it in here!

[03:53:20] A bucket trying!

[03:53:22] Get this.

[03:53:24] Bro, do you want to party up?

[03:53:26] Oh no, I'm going to play Fortnite.

[03:53:30] You're leaving?

[03:53:32] Yeah.

[03:53:38] Have a good night, bro.

[03:53:40] Good night.

[03:53:42] Have a good night, bro.

[03:53:44] Hey, babe, I'm back. He's gone.

[03:53:49] Hey, you. Finally off the phone.

[03:53:52] Yeah. I was able to finish exploding.

[03:53:57] Um, you were finishing up with your little buddy on the side?

[03:54:01] Yes, my wiener.

[03:54:08] Or exploding or not not exploding. Johnson sorry.

[03:54:12] Or my rod or my tip or my schlong

[03:54:19] All right, that's it you and me are taking a timeout till you figure out who you're actually talking to

[03:54:27] Thought I was talking to my girlfriend, mommy

[03:54:31] You're what your girlfriend some random chick your mom

[03:54:35] I don't know anymore. You sure talk to a lot of people at once

[03:54:40] No, I'm just talking to you. Why are you mad?

[03:54:49] Oh, are you jealous because I was talking to my friend?

[03:54:54] Your friend, huh? I'll tell your friend. I'm taking you off speaker.

[03:54:59] And I'm taking back all the naughty permission I just gave you.

[03:55:03] Or do you think it's my way from now on?

[03:55:06] This was the hottest thing you've ever said.

[03:55:08] Baby, I'm submissive. You know that, right?

[03:55:12] I know. Which means you're gonna listen to every word I say from now on.

[03:55:16] Without question. No more bouncing your dick around than anyone else. Understood?

[03:55:21] Yes, yes, yes.

[03:55:26] I promise I'll never bounce my wiener around again.

[03:55:29] Come over here. That's what I like to hear. Now, relax.

[03:55:34] Let me run my fingers through your hair. You had a death in K-Mal, but you're home now. It's safe with me

[03:55:42] You're not allowed to get hard again unless it's because of something I do

[03:55:46] Understood. Yes ma'am. Or do you want me to say yes ma'am or yes mommy going forward?

[03:55:53] Pick one and stick to it. If I'm your ma'am, I'll take that. Yes ma'am. Save it back to me

[03:56:01] Yes ma'am

[03:56:03] Good. Now close your eyes. I'm gonna whisper exactly what I'm doing to your hair and what I'd do to you if you keep being this obedient and all you're gonna do is listen, no touching, no moving, just be mine.

[03:56:18] Okay, okay, okay, yes, yes, yes.

[03:56:22] I'm twirling one lock around my finger, slow circles, brushing my knuckles against the

[03:56:27] side of your face, dragging the fingernail right behind your ear.

[03:56:31] You're doing so good, Sting, still.

[03:56:32] If you last another two minutes without humping the air, I'll lean down and kiss your forehead,

[03:56:37] and maybe let you suck on two of my fingers.

[03:56:42] Is it okay if I suck on your toes instead?

[03:56:44] Is that allowed?

[03:56:45] wait what color nail polish are you wearing right now?

[03:57:13] The burgundy is the same color as my tip.

[03:57:18] That's cute. Your tip's already wet, isn't it?

[03:57:21] Smollin' and shiny like my toes.

[03:57:23] If you're lucky, I'll paint them that color with my lipstick.

[03:57:26] Match me to heaven.

[03:57:28] No, my tip is in...

[03:57:30] I'm sorry, my tip is in wet now.

[03:57:35] Oh? But I can almost hear it.

[03:57:37] Your breathing's changed.

[03:57:39] And I know you well enough by now.

[03:57:41] Liar. You're dripping.

[03:57:42] And you're not allowed to be wet unless I made you that way.

[03:57:45] So now, I'm gonna punish you.

[03:57:47] Take your hand, put it flat on the couch.

[03:57:50] No touching.

[03:57:51] And while you're suffering, I'm gonna polish these tones real slow.

[03:57:54] One by one, right in front of your closed eyes.

[03:57:58] And all you can do is listen to the little brushstrokes and count them out loud.

[03:58:03] One, two, three, starting now.

[03:58:06] Uh, I'm overstepping there, my dear.

[03:58:16] One, two, three, stop. That's three strokes. Don't lose count now. If you make it to 20,

[03:58:24] I'll let you rub your face against them. Still an obedient, like a good boy. Four, five, six.

[03:58:33] Wait, rub my face against what?

[03:58:44] What a cast!

[03:58:45] Big! Big!

[03:58:47] I just got the best cast of my life!

[03:58:49] Literally!

[03:58:57] Okay, I gotta go.

[03:58:58] This is getting-

[03:59:00] This is getting weird.

[03:59:01] I gotta go.

[03:59:01] I gotta go! I gotta go!

[03:59:06] Okay, run off then. But don't forget who owns that dick now.

[03:59:17] You uh, uh, sorry.

[03:59:19] Okay, I'll see you. I gotta get planning.

[03:59:24] I'm not gonna get planning like this. I actually gotta go.

[03:59:28] Okay, before I go, could you spin it in my mouth?

[03:59:42] No, but like, can you, can you like, can you like, actually spin it in my mouth, like

[03:59:53] I want to cough you up.

[03:59:55] There.

[03:59:56] Nice thick glob, right on your tongue.

[03:59:58] Swirl it around a little, then swallow.

[04:00:01] Down the hatch.

[04:00:02] That's it.

[04:00:03] Now get going.

[04:00:04] Can't be tasting like my spill, while you're rit.

[04:00:23] you

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[04:05:53] you

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[04:08:23] you

[04:08:53] If this guy 1v1s me, I think I'll win 11-0.

[04:09:21] Okay, back this is gonna be the hardest I'm ever gonna try in my life

[04:09:27] Yeah, dude, let's one be one. Let's tell this with the one be one I

[04:09:36] Love how he said teammate you suck. I mean how far out of touch with reality. Can you be?

[04:09:42] Let's get in my thing. How far out of touch with reality can you actually get in? If you

[04:09:51] think I suck after what you've done...

[04:10:12] I think I'm going to win 11-0, give us a 1v1, wait, where's the app, I just farted up now,

[04:10:33] Yeah, was yeah.

[04:10:36] Yeah, which one was he this one, right?

[04:10:42] This guy, right?

[04:10:53] He called me a fake jinxing.

[04:10:56] I didn't care.

[04:10:57] I just care that this guy right here

[04:11:01] had the audacity to say I suck.

[04:11:33] .

[04:11:37] .

[04:11:41] .

[04:11:45] .

[04:11:49] .

[04:11:53] .

[04:11:57] .

[04:12:31] I'm gonna win 11-0, trust me, literally 11-0.

[04:12:56] of course he's one of these idiots I should have just expected him to sit in

[04:13:06] that cuz he's like literally the worst he made ever

[04:13:15] I'm gonna win 9-1 like now that I know he's doing that

[04:13:26] Oh, now he's coming up again.

[04:13:36] Wait, what am I- is this like a- am I like- what am I doing?

[04:13:44] I literally knew how to get squirtle.

[04:13:46] What am I doing?

[04:13:50] Your shit.

[04:13:53] I'm going to win by like 12 I think, this kid is, I don't know how he's going to win.

[04:14:22] Thanks to the fall.

[04:14:40] Come on, come and get it.

[04:14:52] I know you literally have a boulder in your head, so come on and come get the ball.

[04:15:02] Good boy.

[04:15:08] I can't even have a hand in those two goals.

[04:15:15] I'm definitely still gonna win,

[04:15:16] but like, it's gonna be close I think.

[04:15:20] Not a bad idea.

[04:15:21] He's literally a toddler, like.

[04:15:24] It's like, I don't even, I would feel bad,

[04:15:26] but I'm sitting here blaming him

[04:15:28] over and over and over again.

[04:15:29] I'm not even typing in the chat.

[04:15:31] And then he has the audacity to type,

[04:15:33] teammate, you suck.

[04:15:35] When he literally allowed six goals straight.

[04:15:38] I'm gonna win by so much. He's so bad

[04:15:55] Nice area, bro, that's in your nap dog bump get bumped pussy bitch

[04:16:01] I missed open shot. It's okay, it's easy to hop on and move for the save.

[04:16:30] teammate I've ever had on God on God like in gold this is the worst teammate I've ever had

[04:16:38] and then she said I'm bad

[04:16:43] he's gonna come to the ball because he has a rock in his head there it is

[04:16:47] I mean I can't believe this guy was on my team that should be like a war crime

[04:16:54] for this guy to even be able to get into your rank match should be literally a war crime

[04:16:58] And I didn't even type anything. He was the first guy to type something which is hilarious because not only is he terrible

[04:17:05] He has the self-awareness of like a frog

[04:17:09] I'm still going to win chat, don't worry.

[04:17:29] This guy's literally an infant.

[04:17:30] I'm still going to win, don't worry.

[04:17:38] Of course he luckily hits me.

[04:17:44] Did you see what I'm saying? Like, why are you driving up the wall?

[04:17:50] No, you're not hiding.

[04:17:54] Oh, he actually did.

[04:17:56] Okay, he actually did lag.

[04:17:58] He did lag, but I'm gonna act like I didn't see it.

[04:18:08] He missed the midnows.

[04:18:15] Champed you.

[04:18:20] You missed the midnows.

[04:18:27] You missed the midnows.

[04:18:34] Chipped you.

[04:18:39] Over the middle.

[04:18:46] Why is his pinks good now, Chad?

[04:18:52] He gets an accidental double-tatch.

[04:18:58] He gets an accidental double tap. This is insane.

[04:19:06] I'm gonna win. I'm gonna win. I'm gonna win.

[04:19:19] That's it. Like, actually, that's it.

[04:19:28] He just hair dribble.

[04:19:44] Shout out Squishy and good game.

[04:19:48] Please be in a snap.

[04:20:09] You lagged for one goal you sociopath.

[04:20:14] lags for one goal your pinks normal it's been normal for not inside the game

[04:20:23] shut up dude it was two okay two goals

[04:20:31] Look bro, we can rematch if you want.

[04:20:41] Rematch pussy.

[04:20:44] Okay.

[04:20:46] You will never win.

[04:20:50] You are Brahms.

[04:21:07] Okay chat we can be fun.

[04:21:09] Sure we can be fun.

[04:21:10] No no no we can be fun.

[04:21:16] I

[04:21:40] Won't be one more time

[04:21:42] Best of five. No. Just join.

[04:21:53] Yeah, bro, if you can hear me, like, I literally gave you two goals and you still lost. Like, I don't know if you were like dropped on your head or something, brother.

[04:22:05] You're the only reason why I lost the game. I didn't send a single message to you in the chat

[04:22:10] You took it upon yourself to type my teammates sucked

[04:22:14] like

[04:22:15] The problem is it's one thing to be terrible, but it's another thing to be terrible and have no self-awareness

[04:22:23] You're never gonna beat me we could literally play a hundred times you're never gonna be beat brother

[04:22:28] I'm not saying this slightly. You're the worst teammate. I've ever had it. I don't know how your goal

[04:22:35] He's going to go to the ball because he has a boulder in his head.

[04:22:58] Are you a real person?

[04:23:28] But it's annoying he's like these are the guys that blame me.

[04:23:32] These are the guys that get on my team and blame me.

[04:23:39] Literally.

[04:23:42] You sold the game then blamed me.

[04:23:45] So now I have to do this.

[04:23:48] You're basically the same skill level.

[04:23:50] We're not.

[04:23:51] We're not the same skill.

[04:23:54] I trust me.

[04:23:55] We're not.

[04:23:57] I'm not good at this game, but dude, this guy is literally terrible.

[04:24:03] Like, but are you watching this?

[04:24:05] We're not the same scale!

[04:24:06] We're not!

[04:24:27] He runs over the ball.

[04:24:33] I actually had to get on a team with this guy.

[04:24:35] I can't believe that actually happened.

[04:24:37] I had to literally have this guy on my team.

[04:24:42] Runs past the ball again.

[04:24:43] I mean, are you guys seeing this?

[04:24:47] I'm not kidding.

[04:24:48] This is the worst player to ever grace gold one.

[04:24:50] Hands down.

[04:24:57] The fact that this guy hit gold one legitimately sends chills down my spine.

[04:25:01] Legitimately.

[04:25:06] That was the luckiest throw the whole time.

[04:25:08] That was lucky. I'm not gonna lose, doesn't matter.

[04:25:48] Setting a message so he gets a gold, but he'll never know that.

[04:26:01] You know what, let me just...let me just play.

[04:26:10] Setting a message so he gets a gold, but he'll never know that.

[04:26:16] Alright, this guy's a box of luck.

[04:26:18] HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[04:26:37] He runs past the ball.

[04:26:46] get down and listen to these little twat

[04:28:36] I know it's a good save dog.

[04:28:50] You should try it sometime.

[04:28:51] You should try to like, save a shot.

[04:28:53] You didn't do it when we were playing ranked.

[04:28:55] You did not do it when we played ranked, not one time.

[04:28:57] Yeah, I see you're still up to it.

[04:29:32] Jake, see his toxic? Nope. This guy, you must have just tuned in. This guy sold the game,

[04:29:51] then had the audacity to blame me after I literally said nothing to him. So, yeah. I'm toxic.

[04:29:58] Yeah.

[04:30:01] You happen to get just randomly like target my teammates.

[04:30:05] This is the second time this has ever happened that it's been the exact same circumstance.

[04:30:09] To a T.

[04:30:11] Bro, I don't care if my teammates are better than me or worse than me.

[04:30:15] But if you're gonna be worse than me and have the audacity to blame a game on me, we're one we want to.

[04:30:20] And I am talking shit the entire game.

[04:30:25] He said he's lagging while he's on a hundred page.

[04:30:27] We'll now eat the thing.

[04:30:57] Control of that.

[04:31:26] Good job, man.

[04:34:56] freaks trying to say he's lagging. You gotta be like five years old kid. I don't even know what to say.

[04:35:02] You're on 90 things dude. What are you talking about? You're lagging.

[04:35:07] 70 things?

[04:35:16] My game crashed. No, no, no, no. Doesn't matter. I won one again and then was winning three to one.

[04:35:24] He knows who daddy is. He knows who daddy is. Oh my god. That's the show I'm talking about!

[04:35:32] Like, bro, I'm telling you this, bro. Like,

[04:35:41] I have never in my life had a worst teammate, which is fine. Let's go with it. I don't care.

[04:35:48] I was raging. I wasn't messaging him. What? You're the worst human I've ever had. Cool. I don't care. Enjoy your night.

[04:35:56] I don't type anything. Then he has the audacity to type in the chat. My teammate sucks. Stop proceeding to beat him in three consecutive 1v1s.

[04:36:18] you

[04:36:48] you

[04:37:18] you

[04:37:48] you

[04:38:18] you

[04:38:48] you

[04:39:18] I got it, I got it, I got it.

[04:39:20] All right, all right.

[04:39:22] Over the bridge here.

[04:39:24] Over the bridge here.

[04:39:26] Good job.

[04:39:28] Now they're both there.

[04:39:30] Nice.

[04:39:32] I got it, I got it.

[04:39:34] All right.

[04:39:36] I got it, I got it.

[04:39:38] Shift them.

[04:39:40] I got it, I got it.

[04:39:42] I got it, I got it.

[04:39:44] I got it, I got it.

[04:39:46] I got it, I got it.

[04:39:49] Yep, always go when you got it, always go when you got it.

[04:39:54] Got it, got it, got it, got it.

[04:39:56] And everyone, don't got it.

[04:39:58] They got it before me.

[04:40:00] Alright.

[04:40:02] Right here, yeah.

[04:40:06] No.

[04:40:08] I get this.

[04:40:11] Right here.

[04:40:14] tackle

[04:40:18] I'm divided

[04:40:22] Nice! Good shit

[04:40:25] Appreciate it

[04:40:28] Hey! Hey! Hey!

[04:40:31] Hey! Hey!

[04:40:35] What's your name dude? My name is Corbin

[04:40:39] Corbin? Yep. Good shit, proud of you

[04:40:43] I saw it all, so we should be at 1-0, but I saw it.

[04:40:49] How are you?

[04:40:52] Missed the ball.

[04:40:53] I bomb, I bomb, I bomb.

[04:40:54] I bomb again, bomb again, bomb again.

[04:40:58] Alright.

[04:40:59] You, you, you.

[04:41:00] Give back, give back, give back.

[04:41:01] Give back!

[04:41:03] I'm back.

[04:41:07] Now I missed it, my fault.

[04:41:08] Corbin?

[04:41:10] What the fiddles next?

[04:41:11] It's okay we got it.

[04:41:16] Hitting.

[04:41:17] Hitting boost.

[04:41:18] Corbin.

[04:41:19] No missed it.

[04:41:20] Corbin.

[04:41:21] Test.

[04:41:22] No missed it again.

[04:41:23] Get the ball Corbin!

[04:41:24] I'm trying.

[04:41:25] Get back in my car.

[04:41:26] Corbin you gotta save us.

[04:41:27] That's my fault.

[04:41:28] It's okay.

[04:41:29] get back in my car corporate you got to save us that's my fault it's okay the

[04:41:42] guy on the other team's streets like it's all good no I didn't even know

[04:41:45] you're fine I was just fine and then I hopped on fruits and then okay okay the

[04:41:52] The guy on the other team is still inside, I think he's at 7, 1, he's 4.

[04:41:56] Oh.

[04:41:57] Oh.

[04:41:58] That was close one.

[04:42:01] 7 is lower than that.

[04:42:04] I got it, I got it.

[04:42:06] They, yeah, take me out.

[04:42:09] I got it.

[04:42:11] Nice.

[04:42:14] Taking the boost.

[04:42:17] I got it, I got it.

[04:42:18] They're not beating me too, they are.

[04:42:22] What a safe safe

[04:42:35] That's you

[04:42:41] That's me

[04:42:43] Nice, I missed, I missed, I missed.

[04:42:50] You get, you get.

[04:42:53] I'm in the, I'm on the, I'm on the, I'm in the, I'm in the.

[04:42:59] See.

[04:43:03] Over there.

[04:43:05] Over there.

[04:43:08] I got it I got it I got it

[04:43:12] Alright

[04:43:13] Over the middle of two, over the middle of two

[04:43:15] I missed

[04:43:16] Over the middle of two, over the middle of two

[04:43:19] HITS KIDDITS KIDDITS

[04:43:21] No I missed twice

[04:43:24] And then I missed it

[04:43:27] Alright

[04:43:28] I'm sorry

[04:43:31] You take it, I'll get loose.

[04:43:55] We gotta score 2 goals.

[04:43:57] Rune 1, Rune 1.

[04:43:59] Nice!

[04:44:01] Nice, Corbin!

[04:44:03] Appreciate it.

[04:44:07] Let's go, Corbin!

[04:44:11] Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go!

[04:44:13] Got it, got it.

[04:44:17] They hit it.

[04:44:19] Back it off, back it off.

[04:44:21] Corbin, did I see my stream?

[04:44:23] my screen. Yeah.

[04:44:27] Corbin, man, admit it, admit it.

[04:44:30] What I am a no no no no no no no.

[04:44:33] Oh my god.

[04:44:37] You did it.

[04:44:38] Corbin, you you you.

[04:44:40] Yes.

[04:44:41] Yes.

[04:44:42] Yes.

[04:44:46] Very good pass.

[04:44:47] Very good pass.

[04:44:49] Yes, Corbin.

[04:44:50] HATRICK FOR THE LAB!

[04:44:57] I got it, I got it, I got it.

[04:45:00] Alright.

[04:45:01] Oh no, no, no, no.

[04:45:02] Corbin got it.

[04:45:03] It's okay.

[04:45:04] It's okay.

[04:45:05] Nice.

[04:45:06] Alright, you check it.

[04:45:07] Cheat, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on.

[04:45:12] Try to hit it the second time.

[04:45:14] You, Corbin?

[04:45:16] Corbin?

[04:45:18] I got it. You got it. I'm defending. Any boost? Alright, I'm full boost. Let's press

[04:45:29] with these guys, fuck it. Alright. Good game, bitch. I missed. Oh no. He demoed me. He

[04:45:37] demoed me. Wanted to go on. Alright, I'm coming back. Nice Corbin. We got a blade

[04:45:44] Smart nice corporate

[04:45:52] Clear that corporate nice we do good

[04:45:58] I sold the game hot up so my fault. Oh, that's my fault. I missed it

[04:46:09] How's your day been good how about you pretty good

[04:46:14] What do you do Corbin like what is your day in your life?

[04:46:19] You know just play the game, go outside, have fun.

[04:46:25] I do a lot of like fishing and stuff so I didn't really do that.

[04:46:30] What's the best fish you caught?

[04:46:33] I've caught a lot.

[04:46:34] I've got five pound bass, a big pound crappie, you know, stuff like that.

[04:46:41] You caught a bass?

[04:46:43] Yeah, so

[04:46:47] Nope from Arkansas

[04:46:53] Nice all right, bro. I'm gonna

[04:46:58] All right

[04:47:02] It's nice to meet you Jinxie nice to meet you corporate big fan

[04:47:08] You know what hey corporate you want a party out there?

[04:47:10] Yeah

[04:47:12] If you don't mind, I like this guy. I like this guy. I can tell you're a good young man. You were raised well

[04:47:21] Thank you

[04:47:25] All right, so Corbin, let's hey, let's get some

[04:47:33] So what music you listen to Corbin

[04:47:39] Mainly in being boy

[04:47:42] wait what Corbin what some no not mainly you know I listen to a lot of

[04:47:48] people all right all right dude I listen to young boy too much

[04:48:00] Corbin when you start playing Rock-a-league

[04:48:03] Uh, like two years ago? Maybe? I don't know.

[04:48:08] What's the highest rank that's hit?

[04:48:10] Uh, the highest rank that's hit is gold. I'm not really that good.

[04:48:15] I mean, I have quite a bit of tournament wins, but other than that...

[04:48:19] I'm also not that good. So, no.

[04:48:22] I'm gold, so...

[04:48:24] Nah, I watch your Rocket League skills and they're actually good.

[04:48:27] Thank you, bro. Thank you for...

[04:48:29] Welcome. Nice one.

[04:48:31] See what I mean, Corbett? You're a nice young man, dude.

[04:48:35] Thank you.

[04:48:36] I can tell you're raised really well, man, really well.

[04:48:38] See, most of the kids I meet in here are absolute shithacks, dude.

[04:48:42] Like the last kid, bro, he was blaming the game on me so I wouldn't be wondering how to shut up.

[04:48:56] Yeah, I don't know why people are so mean.

[04:48:58] You're good at the game. They think you're bad at the game. I think you're just better than in Southern Jealous.

[04:49:04] No, I disagree. I think I'm pretty shit at this game.

[04:49:09] Oh, my fault. I didn't mean to take your boost.

[04:49:11] But it's one of my teammates who was worst at me.

[04:49:16] Oh.

[04:49:19] Is there any blame in the game on you?

[04:49:21] Good fucking shot, Corbin.

[04:49:24] Thank you.

[04:49:26] Good shot of my boy

[04:49:29] All right, you go you go you go you go you go you go you go you go you go

[04:49:35] Bad kickoff

[04:49:42] Fuck

[04:49:44] Not that I could do there, bro. He's like dunked on me

[04:49:48] It's okay. You had no boost though

[04:49:50] Hey, you can get up there to him. Thank you Corbin

[04:49:54] You shouldn't have negative in life, you know?

[04:50:04] Yes, dude.

[04:50:06] Yes.

[04:50:07] Mother positive.

[04:50:08] Yeah!

[04:50:09] I saved her.

[04:50:10] I saved her.

[04:50:11] Mother positive.

[04:50:12] I saved her.

[04:50:13] What a shot!

[04:50:14] What a shot!

[04:50:15] What a shot!

[04:50:28] I missed it. That's my fault.

[04:50:36] He missed it too. It's okay.

[04:50:39] Messi, Messi, Ankara Messi.

[04:50:41] I

[04:50:43] Stopped it

[04:50:44] Corbin trying to get a shot

[04:50:46] No, I don't I've read it wrong. I thought

[04:50:55] Wipe that goddamn smile on your face. How do we serious?

[04:51:04] No, the dogs the mouth is cute messing with me

[04:51:07] a

[04:51:09] Nice shot nice

[04:51:16] That was very good very good Corbin a bro. Let's get some wins dude. Hey, let's play to the news. Okay, okay

[04:51:25] So Corbin what like what is school life dude do kids still paint?

[04:51:31] Yeah

[04:51:32] Remember when I was in school that was been faking put it off to you

[04:51:36] This is before your time, but it was the jewel era. They were called J. You you at. Oh my god

[04:51:43] Corbin, I'm gonna meet you defensively that Corbin. I'm gonna need you defensively dude

[04:51:50] That's my bad. My bad

[04:51:53] Well, listen, like let me talk to you as a month. All right as a month

[04:51:57] All right, so Corbin back in my days, bro

[04:52:00] You would go to the bathroom and there would be ten kids hitting a jewel. That was right when faithing became popular.

[04:52:08] Yeah, now people like to do them Alto reviews, what are they called?

[04:52:13] What did you say, Alto?

[04:52:15] Yeah, Alto's. I don't know why they call it that, but it's like... I don't know.

[04:52:22] I'm kind of like a

[04:52:29] really

[04:52:32] no no no

[04:52:35] oh shit past 30s

[04:52:38] past 30

[04:52:41] no Corbin I'm gonna need like a little better

[04:52:45] I got you

[04:52:50] Corbin Arnau San

[04:52:55] Corbin come on

[04:52:57] He take it, I'll play D

[04:53:01] This guy's speed looking sharp

[04:53:06] Oh, that was almost sexy

[04:53:10] I missed it, I missed it, I missed it.

[04:53:20] What the fuck?

[04:53:22] It's okay, it's okay.

[04:53:24] Corbin, what the fuck are you doing?

[04:53:29] It's okay.

[04:53:30] I go, I go, I go.

[04:53:31] Alright.

[04:53:32] Over the middle two, over the middle two.

[04:53:37] Alright, I'm coming.

[04:53:39] I'm telling you I know I'm sorry no no you're not selling that stuff doing good

[04:54:06] I got it nice Corbin oh shit

[04:54:17] I didn't know where you at

[04:54:20] And she does face time if you go Corbin chill chill

[04:54:26] All right, I'll let you know what you do this on the corn

[04:54:30] Corbin is playing with Junko right now on Rocket League, I'm not lying Corbin, you

[04:54:40] start screaming in the mic hold on, we gotta leave Corbin, hold it up, over the middle

[04:54:44] over the middle, over the middle, over the middle, over the middle, over the middle

[04:54:47] Corbin this is your chance, this is your chance, this is your chance, I'm not lying

[04:54:51] Alright press the middle, press the middle, I have no boost, no, no, no, no,

[04:54:55] Oh

[04:54:58] That was over my head to

[04:55:13] I got it. I got it. Go go go go go go try to get it. Yo, what's up, Jinxie? What's up, Jinxie? My buddy say what's up?

[04:55:22] I got boost I could boost full boost

[04:55:25] Corbin step to that, step to that, I'm behind you, step.

[04:55:32] No, I missed it.

[04:55:35] Nice, nice.

[04:55:37] I'm in rule one, Corbin it's up to you.

[04:55:39] Hold it on, hold it on.

[04:55:42] He broke it, he broke it.

[04:55:43] I need a boost.

[04:55:44] It's going to the middle Corbin.

[04:55:45] No line, no line.

[04:55:46] Chio, Chio, Chio, Corbin.

[04:55:47] I'm behind you.

[04:55:48] Corbin.

[04:55:49] Okay.

[04:55:50] Don't worry, I'll reset.

[04:55:51] Get up, I'll reset it.

[04:55:52] I'll reset it.

[04:55:53] Corbin, we need all that! All that!

[04:55:56] YESSS!

[04:55:57] YESSS!

[04:55:58] YESSS!

[04:56:00] YESSS!

[04:56:01] YESSS, CORBIN!

[04:56:05] YESSS, CORBIN!

[04:56:08] Yo, yo, JX, what's up, dude?

[04:56:11] Who's that, that?

[04:56:12] This is, this is Bam, I'm one of Corbin's friends.

[04:56:15] Oh, what's up, Bam? You sound just like Corbin, dude.

[04:56:18] Yeah.

[04:56:20] Uh, get there, Lai.

[04:56:21] Nice to meet you, dude.

[04:56:22] Nice to meet you too my boy. Hey we're gonna keep playing til we lose dude.

[04:56:26] For real? Yeah.

[04:56:28] Alright uh, if I can get on, let me join up if that's alright with you.

[04:56:33] We uh, we're playing Tuesdays though, we can't play threes.

[04:56:39] Cause my threes mic is boosted bro, we're gonna get shut down.

[04:56:43] Here, here, I'm gonna pass the mic back to him.

[04:56:46] I'm good at playing dude, good at playing Corbin.

[04:56:49] It's good pass, good pass.

[04:56:52] Out back kickoff back kickoff

[04:56:54] I got it. I got this

[04:56:56] Corbin just...no no no no no

[04:56:58] Over the middle Corbin, over the middle

[04:57:00] I got to get this

[04:57:02] I got to get this

[04:57:04] I got back boost

[04:57:06] I got you

[04:57:08] Over the middle to you Corbin

[04:57:10] Never mind never mind my bad

[04:57:12] my bad

[04:57:14] I got the back boost

[04:57:18] You hear me

[04:57:20] Corbin, I'm over the middle.

[04:57:22] Nice! We're past Corbin!

[04:57:24] No, I fucked it up because I tried!

[04:57:28] It's okay.

[04:57:30] Hey, hey, let me call you back.

[04:57:32] Let me call you back.

[04:57:34] Nice touch, Corbin.

[04:57:36] Alright, let's go.

[04:57:38] Pressure? Okay.

[04:57:40] You got that? You got that?

[04:57:42] Fuck, you don't got me. Corbin, it's up to you.

[04:57:44] No, he didn't make it. It's okay.

[04:57:46] Okay, okay.

[04:57:48] Oh god. Corbin?

[04:57:50] Hang on. Corbin?

[04:57:51] Chis? Chis? Chis? Chis?

[04:57:53] What?

[04:57:54] Chis?

[04:57:55] I got it! I got it! I got it!

[04:57:57] My fault, my fault.

[04:57:58] You're good again. I took the backers.

[04:58:00] We're starving their boots right now. We're starving their boots.

[04:58:03] Alright. Alright.

[04:58:05] I demoed? No, no, no.

[04:58:06] Let's get past Corbin!

[04:58:08] I got it! I got it! I got it! I got it! I got it!

[04:58:10] Alright, you got it! You got it! You got it!

[04:58:12] I don't get it. I don't get it.

[04:58:13] You got it! You got it!

[04:58:14] Get back! Get back!

[04:58:15] Get back!

[04:58:16] the hall. What's it, what is it? Yeah, nice Corbin. Okay, I'm just talking to you. Corbin,

[04:58:27] I'm over in the middle. Alright. Oh, chill, chill, chill. That hit, that hit. You got it,

[04:58:34] you got it. Oh, it's okay. That's all of me. Corbin, that's all of me. One goal.

[04:58:44] no no no it's okay they have they had they just had a you know back you

[04:59:00] cough no he said yeah he's always came I just talked to him look there he is

[04:59:07] right there

[04:59:10] I can hear him

[04:59:12] he said he can hear you

[04:59:14] oh you're good

[04:59:16] nice nice nice

[04:59:20] yes Corbin yes

[04:59:22] yes

[04:59:24] nice

[04:59:26] let's go

[04:59:29] this is

[04:59:31] Corbin let's win again

[04:59:33] one I just don't listen to Nick Nick the great junk junk he said junko is bad so

[04:59:40] don't listen to him he's he's mad I'm shaking right now this is so crazy

[04:59:47] take that corporate oh no that's you that's you really lock you on those

[04:59:52] stage dude all right I got you go slow you have to

[04:59:59] Don't gotta rush it, you know

[05:00:16] Nice go nice go nice nice

[05:00:19] I

[05:00:23] Gotta go I gotta go eat dude

[05:00:39] I bumped him free that hit it nice touch chill chill chill. We gotta get back

[05:00:49] I got a good touch Corbin hold on Corbin you got it you you you know right

[05:01:03] they messed it up they messed it up you try it's okay no

[05:01:10] Corbin I'm up I'm up I'm up Corbin I'm up

[05:01:13] hold on that shot that shot that's okay it's okay you got it you got it

[05:01:17] Oh my gosh!

[05:01:19] Corbin that's old dude.

[05:01:21] No you didn't. It's okay.

[05:01:23] We're up. We're up there now.

[05:01:25] I missed the demo.

[05:01:31] It's above our head.

[05:01:33] I threw it off center.

[05:01:35] They all missed.

[05:01:37] Corbin they all missed.

[05:01:39] You take it!

[05:01:41] Oh my gosh!

[05:01:43] What the hell was that?

[05:01:45] I'm not the best so I can't do all that but yeah I'm also not gonna do it

[05:01:57] okay okay 40 seconds of defense corporate can I drop to you you want me

[05:02:10] to defend both of us I'm gonna play passive way over mine corporate just it

[05:02:17] doesn't matter we see one guy back at all times

[05:02:20] corporate over the middle that's game are you sure you want to go are you sure you want to

[05:02:25] go no no I put a win bro I have to team go team go team go is this gonna be a

[05:02:31] YouTube video or is it just a stream off the stream it under streamer

[05:02:33] Oh, okay

[05:02:42] Yeah people in your chat said that I was carrying you but right now you're carrying me

[05:02:47] Private we're both just bad. What's a good thing though? I think we're just both caring each other, you know

[05:03:03] Gorman, that's another win, my boy.

[05:03:06] Gorman, that is another dump.

[05:03:08] Keep going to the loose, bruh.

[05:03:10] Alright.

[05:03:11] You're gonna play another game.

[05:03:13] Hmm.

[05:03:14] We're trying to go for a crazy shot there.

[05:03:19] Yo, what are you saying?

[05:03:21] Uh, Janko Band wants to talk to you again.

[05:03:23] Alright, alright, alright, alright.

[05:03:25] I don't know what I'm gonna say.

[05:03:27] Yo, I don't know what I'm gonna say.

[05:03:29] I'm just hiked right now because I met you.

[05:03:31] Yeah, you're good.

[05:03:32] It's kind of crazy that I'm talking to you. Yeah, me and your friend are just gonna keep winning bro. It's gonna keep winning

[05:03:40] Hey, he was wondering if he could add you yeah, of course bro. Yeah

[05:03:46] Does he want to add on Xbox or Rocket League?

[05:03:50] He said Xbox or Rocket League

[05:03:53] He said it doesn't matter

[05:03:55] Whatever one you get whatever one you can do

[05:03:59] All right, I'm gonna pass the mic back to you

[05:04:02] Alright see you dude.

[05:04:04] Take care dude.

[05:04:05] You too.

[05:04:06] No.

[05:04:07] That's my fault.

[05:04:08] I was trying to get the headset.

[05:04:09] It's my fault.

[05:04:10] I'm locked enough.

[05:04:11] No no no.

[05:04:12] We're good we're good.

[05:04:13] One two.

[05:04:14] We're good we're good.

[05:04:17] I go I go I go I go.

[05:04:18] I know I was going to get boost.

[05:04:20] Corbin try to cheat on that.

[05:04:22] Like try to creep up.

[05:04:24] Instead of going for boost.

[05:04:25] Oh!

[05:04:26] Oh!

[05:04:27] Oh!

[05:04:28] No.

[05:04:29] I had to lock him for a second go go go go go go go go go I got it I got it

[05:04:58] Oh, I miss I miss I miss I miss it's good. That was good. That was good. Good hit. Over the corner. Over the corner.

[05:05:08] Oh, no. I missed it. I missed it.

[05:05:11] I got it. I got it. Nice. Nice.

[05:05:15] I'm gonna play defense, alright? Oh, alright. Alright. It's coming your way. Coming your way. Hit it.

[05:05:19] Oh, I got it. I got it. I got it.

[05:05:21] Yo, let's press it. Let's press it. Let's press it.

[05:05:23] Oh! Press it. Press it. Oh, no, no, no, no.

[05:05:25] I tried to bump my 4th, I got it I got it!

[05:05:31] Nice save!

[05:05:32] What did you say?

[05:05:33] What did you say?

[05:05:34] Nice score!

[05:05:35] I got a shot!

[05:05:36] Fuck I missed!

[05:05:37] I fucked it up!

[05:05:38] It's good!

[05:05:39] Made it in!

[05:05:40] Made it in!

[05:05:41] Please be in!

[05:05:42] Please be in!

[05:05:43] No shot!

[05:05:44] No shot!

[05:05:45] No shot!

[05:05:46] Oh my gosh!

[05:05:47] Bro you're actually scoring a lot!

[05:05:48] How did you score this?

[05:05:49] does

[05:05:50] bro you're actually scoring a lot, how did you score this?

[05:05:55] I used his uh car

[05:05:56] fine I go I go I go

[05:06:00] nice I did it I did it

[05:06:02] Corbin aesthetically for Goose trying to go for the second test there like slowly walk

[05:06:06] up behind me

[05:06:07] I'm just stuck floating in the air alright

[05:06:11] no like I'm gonna kick off I'm gonna kick off

[05:06:14] that's my fault I didn't have an advantage

[05:06:16] You gotta get...

[05:06:17] You gotta get...

[05:06:18] Attack attack attack attack!

[05:06:19] Over the middle to you!

[05:06:20] Over to my...

[05:06:20] To you!

[05:06:21] Over to my...

[05:06:21] To you!

[05:06:23] Corbin!

[05:06:23] Oh, I messed up.

[05:06:24] No, I missed it!

[05:06:25] I did it. I'm coming.

[05:06:28] I'm gonna get you a better path, I think.

[05:06:37] Becky!

[05:06:38] Wee! Yaha!

[05:06:39] Alright, alright!

[05:06:42] I got the backwards. I got the backwards.

[05:06:45] Over the middle, Corbin!

[05:06:45] I

[05:06:48] Was in the middle that was like

[05:06:51] We actually have a loss in the world

[05:07:01] Passing oh my god, no, I messed up

[05:07:06] That was just a good pass for them I

[05:07:10] Should have just touched chat. I should have just left you know what I mean

[05:07:13] Corbin, you, you, yes!

[05:07:16] Hat trick, Corbin!

[05:07:19] Nice!

[05:07:21] Bro, they fucked up, look at that.

[05:07:24] Corbin hat trick dude.

[05:07:27] Had to pull out my secret moves.

[05:07:30] Nice, I'm going back boost.

[05:07:33] I'm going back boost.

[05:07:35] I'm going back boost.

[05:07:37] I'm going back boost.

[05:07:39] I'm going back boost.

[05:07:41] I'm on that, I'm on that, I'm on that.

[05:07:44] Okay.

[05:07:45] You missed, you missed.

[05:07:47] I got the mid blue.

[05:07:49] Nice.

[05:07:50] I'm just gonna try to get the mid blue.

[05:07:55] Good defense, Corbin.

[05:07:57] I'm back in that.

[05:08:04] I'm still in that, I'm still in that.

[05:08:06] Reaping up now.

[05:08:07] Reaping up now.

[05:08:08] I tried to demo, it didn't work.

[05:08:10] just all three second there

[05:08:12] it's true

[05:08:13] so what in chat said corbin gave the controller to his dad

[05:08:17] nice corbin

[05:08:19] i had no boost

[05:08:21] i had no boost

[05:08:26] no way

[05:08:29] oh my god

[05:08:33] my buddy is watching your stream

[05:08:36] bro

[05:08:37] I'll try to hit it past you.

[05:08:41] Yeah, I'm getting so angry, you know.

[05:08:44] Corporate, I got that.

[05:08:47] Get them! Get over the middle, Corporate!

[05:08:50] Get over the middle!

[05:08:52] I messed up.

[05:08:53] I messed up.

[05:08:54] Over the middle?

[05:08:56] I'll take them.

[05:08:58] I'll take them.

[05:09:00] I'll keep on taking them.

[05:09:02] I'll take them.

[05:09:04] Corporate, I'll keep on taking them.

[05:09:06] GG's, GG's, GG's

[05:09:07] What the fuck is happening?

[05:09:09] Yo y'all are going too fast, I can't recheck

[05:09:11] Corbin, oh my god

[05:09:14] Five goals Corbin, holy shit

[05:09:17] You take it, I'm going behind you

[05:09:18] I go, oh yeah, creep up, creep up, creep up

[05:09:21] Nice

[05:09:24] Good try, good try

[05:09:26] Oh no, I messed up, I messed up, I messed up

[05:09:27] I'mma get back, I'mma get back

[05:09:31] I have a boost

[05:09:32] Nah, it's a good

[05:09:33] Oh no, Tio, Tio, Tio, we gotta play

[05:09:34] over over that's too high over the middle I pre-jumped no

[05:09:42] Corbin save it yes I'm there Corbin is actually like a master class right now

[05:09:47] five goals dude good job proud of you dude over the middle I missed I missed I

[05:09:52] missed I missed I missed it's because I got the famous Jinxie on my team that's

[05:09:56] I'm on D. I'm on B. I jump nice nice

[05:10:09] I bump I bump I bump I bump. Nice. I

[05:10:13] Drill I take mid boost I dribble again. It's over five goals Corbin. Good shit my boy

[05:10:19] bro let's go for 4 in a row, why not?

[05:10:23] Corbin, you're actually locked in dude

[05:10:31] Hey, it's because I got you on my team, you know, you're good with these passes

[05:10:35] 5 goals dude? See, thank you bro, you're a teammate that appreciates it, bro, thank you

[05:10:39] Corbin, I like your pen, bro, what is that?

[05:10:43] Deco

[05:10:47] Actually, I'm not using a decal, I'm actually using a perlissant mat, perlissant mat.

[05:10:55] Nice Corbin.

[05:10:57] Bro, I'm not a chud! Quit saying I'm a chud!

[05:11:01] Corbin, uh, Corbin, tell Bam they can hear everything he said.

[05:11:05] Bam, they can hear everything you're saying, by the way.

[05:11:11] Oh.

[05:11:13] Bro, even if he's talking to a regular person-

[05:11:15] I am not a chud homie!

[05:11:18] He's crossing out in the background.

[05:11:20] Bro, Jinxie?

[05:11:22] Bam! Yo, bam!

[05:11:24] I'm not a chud, bro.

[05:11:25] Bam, he said what?

[05:11:26] Bam!

[05:11:27] Yo, Jinxie bro, you gotta tell them I'm not a chud.

[05:11:30] Alright bro, bam, yeah, you're not a chud, bro.

[05:11:36] Bro, they're just spamming it in chat now, like, alright.

[05:11:40] Bro, bam, ignore them, dude. I gotta ignore them every day, bro. Ignore them.

[05:11:44] You're not a chump, man.

[05:11:45] Hey, man.

[05:11:46] All right.

[05:11:47] We're not.

[05:11:48] We can't come here.

[05:11:49] What's happening?

[05:11:50] How did you?

[05:11:53] Bam.

[05:11:53] Bam, can you hear me?

[05:11:56] Bam, can you hear him?

[05:11:57] Yeah, I can hear you, dude.

[05:12:02] I can hear you, Jinxy.

[05:12:03] Yeah, I can hear you, dude.

[05:12:06] OK, you can hear me, dude.

[05:12:08] Yeah, I can hear you.

[05:12:09] All right, all right, man.

[05:12:12] Bam, listen, bro.

[05:12:13] It doesn't like the only opinion that matters of in life is your opinion of yourself. All right, dude

[05:12:20] If somebody calls me shot, it doesn't matter

[05:12:23] All right, unless you think you're a shot you think you're a child. No, no, no, no, exactly. No, there you go

[05:12:29] That's the only thing that matters to you

[05:12:31] All right

[05:12:33] Well, I think he wants the mic back so I'm gonna pass it back. All right, man. All right

[05:12:38] All right

[05:12:40] You all right go go go go go

[05:12:43] Corbin, you're already scored again, bro. You're playing great again.

[05:12:47] Thank you.

[05:12:48] Over the middle!

[05:12:50] My fault. I was getting dazed.

[05:12:51] CYP! Fuck!

[05:12:52] I gotta get closer to the ball, chat.

[05:12:55] No! They flipped it over me. My fault.

[05:13:01] That's my bad. I'm selling.

[05:13:03] Corbin, you're not set- Bro, you're not selling.

[05:13:05] You scored five goals last game. Don't beat yourself up.

[05:13:08] Corbin, I could have played that better, too.

[05:13:11] Alright?

[05:13:12] Okay, I'm like, yeah, you're gonna go behind you while you go. Yeah, yeah, keep up, keep up.

[05:13:22] I got a Corbin, I'm over the middle.

[05:13:26] I got a Corbin. Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, we gotta get back, we gotta get back.

[05:13:30] He missed. He missed, hold up. Hold up, 2v1.

[05:13:35] He's on my ass, he's on my ass, Corbin.

[05:13:42] I would say that shit no matter what I got you nice okay

[05:13:58] Jinxy you

[05:14:06] I'm trying

[05:14:11] All right, you take it I have no boost so that was nasty Jinxy

[05:14:15] Now I'm trying to demo the other guy, but I miss.

[05:14:21] Corbin, go up, go up!

[05:14:26] Okay, well, I was off center.

[05:14:29] Good touch! Over to you, Corbin!

[05:14:32] Oh, wait!

[05:14:33] No, I almost hit a W.

[05:14:35] I made a couple.

[05:14:36] I didn't hit the ball correctly. I'm gonna tear it up and clear it.

[05:14:40] Alright.

[05:14:41] No

[05:14:43] No, they, hey, you, oh god, oh god, oh god, oh god, it was so awkward for him. I'm sorry

[05:14:52] I know you had your back turn bro. Look at how awkward it was. Look at where I landed

[05:14:57] It wouldn't have came to you if I wouldn't I would have if I would have hit the ball

[05:15:00] It's okay, bro. I'm down one go

[05:15:02] I

[05:15:15] I'm on it

[05:15:17] No no no.

[05:15:23] I got it.

[05:15:28] Help me.

[05:15:31] No don't bitch.

[05:15:33] That's it it's that.

[05:15:36] I'm not-

[05:15:38] What?

[05:15:41] In what universe is that a fucking save?

[05:15:46] I'm over the middle, I'm over the middle.

[05:15:53] Yo, I'm dog, shit.

[05:15:55] Corbin, I'm on map!

[05:15:57] Let's go, GC!

[05:16:00] Nice one!

[05:16:02] That, oh my goodness.

[05:16:05] Dude, I'm getting better at chat.

[05:16:08] Woohoo!

[05:16:10] Woohoo!

[05:16:12] Dude, I'm getting better chat

[05:16:17] What a goal Corbin, alright come on

[05:16:20] This will be 4 wins in a row if we get this one

[05:16:23] Oh

[05:16:27] You take that boost, take that boost

[05:16:34] No, you juked me out

[05:16:36] out. Oh God. Nice way to get in front of that. I got you again. Nice Corbin. All right.

[05:16:52] Corbin, all you. I read. Did you go? I think I got both. Corbin, I think I got both.

[05:17:03] You're good you're good. I had no boost I couldn't get there in time

[05:17:09] Alright

[05:17:33] I like you darling.

[05:17:40] Nevermind.

[05:17:41] I don't.

[05:17:42] GG GG.

[05:17:43] Fuck, we gotta get out of here Corbin.

[05:17:45] Nice!

[05:17:46] Oh my god!

[05:17:49] I'll pass to you.

[05:17:53] Alright.

[05:17:54] They messed up, they messed up Corbin!

[05:17:57] They messed up!

[05:17:58] They messed up!

[05:17:59] We gotta get an equalizer right now.

[05:18:06] That's your GG?

[05:18:09] That's good.

[05:18:15] Oh my god, good save.

[05:18:16] Okay, we gotta score now.

[05:18:17] We're gonna have full boost behind me by the way.

[05:18:20] Oh my god.

[05:18:21] Oh my goodness.

[05:18:23] You're the GOATS!

[05:18:25] You're the GOATS!

[05:18:27] On no booze Corbin

[05:18:29] Do the fucking joke

[05:18:32] Thank you. Thank you

[05:18:34] Wow

[05:18:36] It's because you're my team. I'm telling you go you go you go okay 30 seconds. We got to keep this win streak

[05:18:42] All right for a four in a row, I think

[05:18:45] I'll let him on that. I'm on that that week shit out of your dog. Oh

[05:18:52] Shit watch out Corbin go to the boss

[05:18:57] Okay, good shot good shot good fake

[05:19:00] We got short that's right now. Let's go

[05:19:03] He missed over the middle to you

[05:19:06] To you finish that

[05:19:18] How to hit the hatchet no boost

[05:19:21] Corporate your the go

[05:19:23] Holy aura! Alright defense, defense, defense, not over till it's over.

[05:19:28] Get it on the floor, keep it on the ground. Nice, light of ounce.

[05:19:33] Yes! Yes! Corbin! Let's go!

[05:19:37] I don't know what's happening but we can't lose. Bro, you had an equalizer and a game-witter do?

[05:19:42] Oh my goodness. I've never played this good.

[05:19:46] Nice Corbin. Alright Corbin, I'm gonna go tinkle. I'll be back in 15 seconds.

[05:19:52] 20 seconds 23 seconds corporate you can talk to the chat if you want to

[05:19:59] If you want corporate

[05:20:02] No, I'm not coming back

[05:20:05] The only your band you only if you don't talk to them

[05:20:14] They said yo, baby

[05:20:16] No, they all said no, okay.

[05:20:24] Hello, poor BAM.

[05:20:34] I'm not a chud, homie.

[05:20:48] I'ma let Bam talk to you guys.

[05:20:52] I am not no chud

[05:21:04] What

[05:21:12] L. Bam

[05:21:17] All right, Ben's gone Ben's gone

[05:21:19] How's everybody doing? Hey, Chad. I love BAM. Yo, hi, Vice. How are you doing? I don't

[05:21:32] know if you can text and chat, but how are you doing? Hi, Vice.

[05:21:35] You're not going to do it.

[05:21:46] I'm not doing.

[05:21:48] Alright Corbin Lockhead dude.

[05:21:50] HEY WHAT ARE WE ON?

[05:21:54] 4 WEEKS IN A ROP!

[05:21:57] I don't know.

[05:21:58] 4-5.

[05:21:59] I

[05:22:15] Still listen to chat

[05:22:22] I'm a creep up behind you

[05:22:29] That's a free go for you.

[05:22:36] She got coming baby boy.

[05:22:39] That's how we start it up.

[05:22:41] That's how we start it up.

[05:22:43] She got coming baby boy.

[05:22:45] That's how we start it up.

[05:22:47] You go, you go.

[05:22:49] Alright.

[05:22:51] Over the middle.

[05:22:53] Nice, come in.

[05:22:55] Okay, I'm back.

[05:22:57] How much can they be expected?

[05:22:59] I got that.

[05:23:03] I'm on that! I'm on that!

[05:23:06] Okay. I'm back. I'm back. I'm back. I'm back.

[05:23:10] I go back. GG.

[05:23:11] Middle. Middle.

[05:23:12] Am I?

[05:23:13] Now he's got it. He's got it.

[05:23:14] I'm coming.

[05:23:15] He's closer. I took back. I took back.

[05:23:16] Oh god, that's intriguing territory.

[05:23:20] Thank you.

[05:23:21] Nice one, GX.

[05:23:23] Nice for man.

[05:23:27] over the middle, contest that contest that

[05:23:29] wait I'm on that

[05:23:31] no this kid's good this kid's good this kid's good

[05:23:33] Minio's good Minio's good

[05:23:35] but you're better

[05:23:37] nope I was just, you know, moving about

[05:23:41] he's got that

[05:23:45] we gotta play defense? yep

[05:23:47] that's over to that

[05:23:49] that's over to that

[05:23:51] yep

[05:23:53] fake some fake some

[05:23:55] Nice. Very good fake, very good fake.

[05:23:59] Nice dribble for him. Say on that, I'm over the middle.

[05:24:03] I'm over the middle.

[05:24:07] I got you, don't worry.

[05:24:11] No, I'm on that. I'm on that. Don't worry. I forgot. The go to goalie

[05:24:15] is here. I'm locked in dude.

[05:24:19] That's a shot.

[05:24:23] that's a shot stay on him stay on him stay on him

[05:24:32] and bump it

[05:24:34] I bump I bump I bump

[05:24:37] nice bump nice bump

[05:24:39] Corbin get the back moves get the back moves

[05:24:42] okay

[05:24:44] other balls come

[05:24:46] Corbin watch out

[05:24:52] I was making it I go I go I go

[05:24:54] I got the shot with my head

[05:24:56] Oh, God, that was such a good shot. He saved it.

[05:25:00] That's you, that's you.

[05:25:02] You know it. You know it.

[05:25:04] I'm back, I'm back.

[05:25:06] No, I'm not.

[05:25:10] I know. GZ, oh, you're not there.

[05:25:12] It's okay.

[05:25:14] Blame back, Blame back.

[05:25:16] You're good, you're good.

[05:25:18] Look, this kid is good.

[05:25:20] I'm on it. I'm on it.

[05:25:22] Nice.

[05:25:25] Watch out! Watch out!

[05:25:28] I got it.

[05:25:36] No! No!

[05:25:38] It's okay. Stop, stop, stop.

[05:25:38] You read it, you re- you re- you re- you re- you re- you re- you re- we had a reset, you know?

[05:25:42] Reset.

[05:25:43] I chipped him, I chipped him!

[05:25:44] Yo, yo, Jinxie, you should mind Corbin.

[05:25:48] Jinxie, he said you should mind me, but I don't think you should.

[05:25:50] I'm not, you know.

[05:25:51] How are you gonna sleep, Corbin?

[05:25:54] Uh, every time I get a notification.

[05:26:00] That's me, Mark!

[05:26:00] We're gonna sleep, Mark!

[05:26:05] Thank you, Mark.

[05:26:06] I'm keeping him, keeping him.

[05:26:08] Nice!

[05:26:08] Stay on that, Corbin. Stay on that.

[05:26:09] I'm gonna... I'm gonna...

[05:26:10] Nice!

[05:26:10] You want me to take a picture?

[05:26:11] I'm over the middle, Corbin!

[05:26:12] Oh, my God.

[05:26:14] You got that!

[05:26:15] Corbin, you're insane.

[05:26:16] No, but I choked. I choked.

[05:26:18] Sorry, Corbin.

[05:26:18] You okay?

[05:26:19] Wait! Nice! Oh my god!

[05:26:21] Look! I gave you another pass.

[05:26:26] Overstepped?

[05:26:34] I'm back, I'm back. I'm ha- I'm mid, I'm mid.

[05:26:36] Tits. We gotta keep fast around these guys, probably.

[05:26:40] Oh man, I missed.

[05:26:41] It's okay.

[05:26:43] You good players?

[05:26:44] Hey, crossbar queen?

[05:26:46] You missed! You missed! You missed!

[05:26:49] Corbin stay on that! Get the niggas! Nice!

[05:26:56] That's you?

[05:27:04] Bro look at this shockwave, I tried. It came in so hot, look at this.

[05:27:09] We don't save them all, we don't save them all.

[05:27:12] Look at that shockwave!

[05:27:15] Hey, at least they're not talking.

[05:27:18] They said, let me in.

[05:27:19] It's OK.

[05:27:20] It is OK.

[05:27:20] Go, go, go, go, go, go to the ball.

[05:27:23] You try, Corbin.

[05:27:25] I'm on the on-movey.

[05:27:27] All right.

[05:27:29] That wheat shit out of here, dude.

[05:27:30] I took his back loose, too.

[05:27:33] OK.

[05:27:34] I'm shooting at him.

[05:27:35] That's in there now.

[05:27:36] OK.

[05:27:39] He's got to find a way to get a goal in the next 40

[05:27:41] seconds.

[05:27:45] I redirected it.

[05:27:53] I redirected it again.

[05:27:54] I got you.

[05:27:55] Oh!

[05:27:56] Corbin, you, you, you, you!

[05:27:57] We got to score now.

[05:27:58] 20 seconds.

[05:27:59] Come on.

[05:28:00] Everything you got.

[05:28:01] Everything you got.

[05:28:02] Okay.

[05:28:03] I'm on it.

[05:28:04] I'm on it.

[05:28:05] Nice.

[05:28:06] Pass.

[05:28:07] Corbin to you!

[05:28:08] In the middle!

[05:28:09] I demoed!

[05:28:10] I demoed!

[05:28:11] Oh!

[05:28:12] I'm on it.

[05:28:13] in the middle I demoed I demoed

[05:28:15] oh my god

[05:28:16] let's go

[05:28:17] oh my god

[05:28:19] bro

[05:28:20] Corbin look at this plane

[05:28:22] I passed and demoed

[05:28:24] not that was the part that was the best demo ever

[05:28:26] go go go go go go go

[05:28:32] wait a second

[05:28:34] save that Corbin Corbin Corbin Corbin Corbin Corbin

[05:28:36] I have no boost

[05:28:37] I'm sorry I'm sorry I had no boost

[05:28:39] they took my boost

[05:28:40] I just saw it.

[05:28:51] We can still score. Creep out, creep out.

[05:28:54] Try to power shot this.

[05:28:56] Wait, keep it in the air?

[05:29:03] Oh no.

[05:29:05] What is your game of time?

[05:29:12] What is your game of time?

[05:29:17] Corbin, what is it?

[05:29:21] Wait, hold up.

[05:29:23] Corbin, can you hear me?

[05:29:26] I don't think you can hear me.

[05:29:29] That is happening.

[05:29:32] Wow what a heartbreaking fucking loss

[05:29:42] Corbin left sir Corbin left what a heartbreaking loss dude

[05:29:48] Chad what a heartbreaking fucking loss oh my god

[05:30:32] you

[05:31:02] you

[05:31:32] you

[05:32:02] you

[05:32:32] you

[05:33:02] You

[05:33:32] Wait, what is this plan, look what's happening, I'm like playing bangers!

[05:33:41] Teenage Tri-Robots

[05:33:45] Roxanne, Roxanne

[05:33:48] All she wanna do is party out

[05:33:50] Now, death there

[05:33:52] Roxanne

[05:33:53] Never done love me but it's alright

[05:33:55] She think I'm a asshole

[05:33:57] She think I'm a player

[05:33:58] She keep running back door

[05:34:00] Only cause I pay up

[05:34:01] I'll send, rock send

[05:34:04] All she wanna do is party all night

[05:34:07] Better ride a party in the hills, yeah

[05:34:10] She just wanna do it for the thrill, yeah

[05:34:12] Shorty drive a boogal with no top top

[05:34:15] But if I throw this money, she gon' drop, ay

[05:34:17] She don't wear these lines if it's too long

[05:34:20] She don't drive the whip unless the roof fall

[05:34:23] Only want a car when it got sharp

[05:34:25] Only take the pick when I ass up

[05:34:28] She's from Malibu, Malibu

[05:34:32] If you ain't got a foreign, then she laugh at you

[05:34:35] Malibu, Malibu

[05:34:37] Spending daddy's money with the attitude

[05:34:40] Roxanne, Roxanne, Roxanne

[05:34:43] All she wanna do is party all night, just dance

[05:34:46] Yo, Jinzy

[05:34:48] Yo, what's up, bro?

[05:34:50] Nah, bro, I'm a big fan, bro. I'm a big fan of your stream, bro.

[05:34:53] Who's that? That's the blue D.G.

[05:34:55] Yeah, that's me, isn't he?

[05:34:57] but you're carrying it right now it's cool

[05:35:02] oh no that's it or not

[05:35:04] no that's not it

[05:35:05] I got it

[05:35:07] bro I'm hearing a little bit of a nap though

[05:35:10] oh I'm sorry about that

[05:35:11] I'm not wearing headphones right now

[05:35:12] oh what did he wear?

[05:35:14] nothing nothing

[05:35:15] we're just starting on the thing

[05:35:18] on the PS5

[05:35:23] oh oh okay

[05:35:24] Oh I thought you meant, wait are you talking through with uh, the control?

[05:35:30] Yeah, yep.

[05:35:32] Oh, oh, I'm not wearing my, you got that, you got that.

[05:35:36] So you talking through it, because you don't want to get destroyed?

[05:35:43] Yeah, I'm too lazy to go get my headset.

[05:35:45] Nah, it sounds fine, it sounds fine, bro.

[05:35:47] Okay.

[05:35:52] I'm back on defense?

[05:35:53] Back on defense?

[05:35:54] Yeah, I got it.

[05:35:56] Oh, that's a nice, nah, he got it.

[05:35:59] Wait, but you got a mic, where you got a mic?

[05:36:01] Oh, yeah, yeah, I do.

[05:36:03] Nice.

[05:36:04] Nice.

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