[405/730] 🟨 STOMPN WATCH PARTY -> IM GOLD 3 IN 1s... IS TODAY THE DAY 🟨

Jynxzi

02-09-2026 · 5h 24m

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[00:00:00] Run this shit back from the top!

[00:00:04] Shatter it!

[00:00:10] Shatter it!

[00:00:17] Just when I thought I got him

[00:00:20] Falling in love with Tennessee

[00:00:24] I should've known better than to take him back to Aveline

[00:00:33] Put him right back into her arms

[00:00:39] I wasn't a match with that kind of sport

[00:00:43] She's from Texas, I can tell

[00:00:46] By the way, he's two step in the river room

[00:00:50] I'm judging by the smile that's driven on his face

[00:00:56] There's nothing I can do

[00:01:00] It doesn't take a crystal ball to see

[00:01:04] A cowboy always finds a way to leave

[00:01:08] Drinking jack all by myself

[00:01:12] He's choosing Texas I can tell

[00:01:20] Oh, oh, oh.

[00:01:24] Well, I guess he forgot about it.

[00:01:28] If drew didn't film it.

[00:01:29] Man, it wasn't film right.

[00:01:34] Yeah, bitch, da heavy circles.

[00:01:37] That's a little girl turned down.

[00:01:45] Chad, what the fuck is up, buttercup?

[00:01:49] How is y'all doing? We got an early stream today!

[00:01:53] Because Stop It is playing, Mother Sucker!

[00:01:57] Music

[00:02:05] Yeah, you used to talk about getting even further south

[00:02:09] Somewhere where the summer lasted all year round

[00:02:13] Probably got a big old diamond on your hand right now

[00:02:16] Maybe a baby or a couple by now

[00:02:19] Won't drive away to a big wide house

[00:02:22] But I wonder when you're drinking a few

[00:02:26] I just have to get up out

[00:02:28] Got a boy from East Tennessee

[00:02:31] Can I know we've grown better, more we've still stayed forever?

[00:02:37] Or still songs are cold, leaves are the comfort, more we've grown more just younger, who knows?

[00:02:45] Back then you-

[00:02:47] Chad, I mean like, I only play bangers.

[00:02:49] I'm not even capable of not-

[00:02:51] I'm not even capable of stop singing, shut your little ass up!

[00:02:55] I'll sing whatever the fuck I want!

[00:03:01] you

[00:03:31] you

[00:04:01] you

[00:04:31] you

[00:05:01] you

[00:06:01] Stop in place today. He's actually playing right now.

[00:06:04] About it over there.

[00:06:05] Chat, let me say this, bro.

[00:06:09] Last night was a Super Bowl. Who watched the Super Bowl?

[00:06:12] Type of me in the chat and watch Super Bowl.

[00:06:16] Logan with the five gifted.

[00:06:18] Twitch Prime self covered him from Gelato.

[00:06:20] Worst two years of my pubescent life.

[00:06:24] Gelato, I don't even like...

[00:06:27] How do you think of this?

[00:06:29] What do you mean your pubescent life?

[00:06:31] What are you talking about? Squishy, think of it a prime, undialed, think of it a prime.

[00:06:35] Bro Chat, I don't want to like put this lightly. What did I say this?

[00:06:39] I don't want to put this lightly, but I say this.

[00:06:43] That was the most boring Super Bowl I've watched ever.

[00:06:48] I remember the Seahawks Broncos one. That one was like a blowout, but at least there was touchdowns.

[00:06:52] There was like a kick return. There was something to, yo bro, that Super Bowl, it was literally

[00:06:58] just punting and field goals for the first three quarters. I mean, I wanted someone to

[00:07:03] just slap me across the fucking face. But watching the Super Bowl reminded me how boring

[00:07:11] a football game can be. Because don't get me wrong, some Super Bowls are fucking cinema.

[00:07:17] If you watch the Patriots vs. Falcons 28-3 comeback, that was probably the greatest game

[00:07:22] with football in a place. But when football is boring, bro, it's fucking boring. I mean,

[00:07:28] I almost forgot. This reminds me, though, I tweeted this out on Twitter yesterday. I'm

[00:07:34] excited for the World Cup. Like, bro, the World Cup in my entire life has never disappointed.

[00:07:42] There hasn't never because no, the World Cup, it's not like you're just relying on the World

[00:07:47] Cup finals. You're relying on the semifinals, the quarter finals, the group stage, like

[00:07:51] There's so much cinema like God. I'm so fucking pumped up for the World Cup, dude

[00:07:59] Literally, I'm so excited. I'm so excited. Chad, who do y'all got winning the World Cup?

[00:08:05] Who do y'all got stop stop yapping bro start undressing and your twitch username is funny little kids

[00:08:14] Mots, let's just get them out of here

[00:08:16] Step foot in Berlin Germany you will regret it appreciate the kind words Oreo. Happy Monday to you, too

[00:08:24] England England Argentina Brazil Portugal

[00:08:28] Jack you guys know a little fun fact. I didn't even notice I checked it earlier

[00:08:33] I checked it because I looked up on Google and I saw like I

[00:08:37] Looked up like who are all the teams in the World Cup. There's some countries in there that I've never heard of which is fucking sick

[00:08:43] There's a country called like Cabo Verde, I've never even heard of that but they're in the World Cup, good luck to them too.

[00:08:49] But I literally looked up every country playing in the World Cup and it said like the powerhouses, like, powerhouses like Spain, Germany, Brazil, Portugal.

[00:09:00] And then I was like, wait a minute, has Portugal ever won a World Cup?

[00:09:04] Because I thought back and I'm like, maybe like the Luis Figo era days.

[00:09:09] I look it up, because I know CR7 has a 1-1, yes, he might win this year, bro.

[00:09:15] Portugal's never won a World Cup.

[00:09:18] With all of the legends that have came through that country, that is insane.

[00:09:22] I will say this, 2026 is Portugal's best chance at winning a World Cup.

[00:09:28] Brother, do you want to know why, Chad?

[00:09:31] Do y'all know why 2026?

[00:09:34] Nuno fucking Mendez.

[00:09:36] Bro, I'm the biggest Nuno Mendez Glaser ever.

[00:09:39] I might literally quit everything I'm doing and just create a Nuno Mendez Glace pageant.

[00:09:45] Nuno Mendez, if you actually understand the sport at some level, was the only reason PSG

[00:09:51] won the Champions League.

[00:09:52] Like, I'm not even kidding.

[00:09:53] Yeah, Dembele, great.

[00:09:55] Bro, Astra, Hakimi and Nuno Mendez, they are the most goal contributions I've ever seen

[00:10:02] from any fullback ever in a single tournament in my life. Nuno Mendes is the most underrated player

[00:10:09] in the world right now. On God! On God! Yeah, bro, but here's the thing. Here's the thing about

[00:10:17] football. Nobody ever gives credit to defenders, bro. You want to know this? The only defenders that

[00:10:23] ever did glorify in football are centerbacks, fax or cap, Malvini, Sergio Ramos, fucking bro.

[00:10:31] The only defenders that ever get credit are Senator Bax, bro, because they're the ones who get the captain slip.

[00:10:37] Bro, Nuno Mendes is the most underrated player in the world right now. It's not even close.

[00:10:43] Bro, watch PSC's Champions League run. Watch how many goals he contributed and or scored.

[00:10:50] It'll make you want to vomit.

[00:10:52] Yeah, so Portugal, like, I have them as like a top three team to win the World Cup.

[00:10:57] My prediction for the World Cup titles is Spain, France.

[00:11:00] Which, by the way, will be literally cinema.

[00:11:06] France is a powerhouse.

[00:11:07] Okay, the best international team in the world right now in my rankings is Spain at 1, France

[00:11:14] at 2, Portugal at 3.

[00:11:16] Chad, are those good rankings?

[00:11:20] Spain won't win.

[00:11:21] I didn't order a Yappuccino.

[00:11:22] I'm going to watch.

[00:11:23] I'm going to watch.

[00:11:24] I'm going to watch.

[00:11:25] I'm just yapping about the World Cup.

[00:11:27] Roberto Carlos?

[00:11:28] Yeah, I know.

[00:11:29] You know, here's the thing, Roberto Carlos is the most glorified fullback of all time.

[00:11:36] And rightfully so, bro, nobody, when people talk about PSD winning the Champions League,

[00:11:41] everybody talks about Dembele, Vatimia, bro, nobody talks about Nuno Mendez and he carried

[00:11:47] that fucking team.

[00:11:48] And it actually drives me crazy.

[00:11:49] That's why Portugal is the top of the team because they have that fuck.

[00:11:52] He's so good, bro.

[00:11:53] All right, let's watch Stop and Bed People over.

[00:11:56] Let's watch stop him. Let's watch stop him. Oh my god, we got a game. We got a game.

[00:12:03] Nice guys! Nice guys!

[00:12:10] Hmm. Hi buddy, should we join the co-stream?

[00:12:13] Okay, stop is up six to four.

[00:12:15] Look at stop, look at the way he drinks water.

[00:12:18] Look at the way he- No, I would have watched on YouTube, it's not every wine.

[00:12:21] Hey there, Delilah. What's it like to be in your city? I'm right there if you get lonely.

[00:12:28] Jack, stoppin'. He's gonna win this tournament. Dude, he won this morning at 8 in the morning.

[00:12:36] He's winning right now against Seagram, who is the team that beat them at EWC Grand Finals.

[00:12:41] Guys, after this win, Stoppin' plays Weevo. I can't name a single player on that fucking team.

[00:12:47] That's gonna be another win. He's making a lower bracket run boys

[00:12:52] The stars are alive

[00:12:55] He's making a lower bracket run

[00:12:57] It's the power of that split theory that G2 like to implement

[00:13:02] And again it's the opportunity to explain same thing during the last years for G2

[00:13:06] They see they see just that little bit of a gap and they just they flood everybody through it's a matter of the side

[00:13:12] They'll go for it. Come on G2!

[00:13:15] Close these fuckers out!

[00:13:17] Let's go stop it! Make them stop!

[00:13:21] I just noticed. Chat? I just noticed. I just noticed. I just noticed.

[00:13:28] Chat, look at the scoreboard at the bottom left of your screen.

[00:13:31] He played choise in the car.

[00:13:38] 14 kills and 5 deaths.

[00:13:41] I just like oh my god I always knew stuff and I always knew bro I always knew

[00:13:49] I all dude 14 kills in five deaths oh my god oh my god

[00:13:57] 14 and 5!

[00:13:59] Holy fuck!

[00:14:01] 14 and 5!

[00:14:03] It's like this one

[00:14:28] You even say the differences with you know the chat they're cooking up a game rush strategy

[00:14:32] Notice how Loeber is creeping up to the hatch, probably has a boner in his pants too.

[00:14:36] He's gonna creep up to the hatch, he's gonna roll yings down the hatch, drop while they push and execute at the same time.

[00:14:41] They have stop and play in windows.

[00:14:43] Stop is in a very advantageous position.

[00:14:45] I've seen Stoppik get kills on that window for like four years now. He literally owns that window.

[00:14:52] See G2, I don't know who y'all's coach is. Can I just be the coach?

[00:14:56] Keep Stoppik on Ash. This is what happens when he's on Ash. Do you fucking understand?

[00:15:00] To aggressively support stop putting them on support. I'm actually gonna get triggered. Do you go maybe we need to go elsewhere?

[00:15:18] No

[00:15:21] All right guys, can I keep it a buck what the fuck was that rest strategy?

[00:15:24] Can I keep it in the buck? What the actual fuck was that? If Audemars clutched this

[00:15:31] a thousand subs. Okay, he did not clutch.

[00:15:34] Round 11.

[00:15:35] Yeah, another thing. I saw everybody like on Twitter, like ripping into Drake May, because

[00:15:44] he didn't win his first ever Super Bowl. Guys, he's 20, what is he, 23 years old? 22? Guys,

[00:15:51] like literally it's his first real full season of the NFL. Hop off his dick, bro. Please.

[00:16:01] And it's also that bombing through to Mack Hollins. Also, here's the next ball knowledge

[00:16:05] take of the day. Guys, the Patriots offensive line. I don't know what I was watching last

[00:16:11] night. That offensive line couldn't block a fucking banana peel. You could literally

[00:16:17] sub in a banana peel that just sits there they wouldn't be able to block it.

[00:16:22] So stop ripping into Drake Maybrough. Bro Drake Maybrough, he's 23? Like he's just starting.

[00:16:27] People are so critical dude.

[00:16:30] Jack can I get a retweet? That was the worst offensive line performance I've ever seen.

[00:16:38] Jack, like that was the worst offensive line performance I've ever seen in my life. Literally,

[00:16:43] I've never seen a worst offensive line performance in my life in a Superbowl, besides maybe when

[00:16:50] the Kansas City Chiefs lost to the Bucks, but guess what?

[00:16:53] The Kansas City Chiefs entire offensive line in that Superbowl against the Bucks with Tom

[00:16:56] Brady was injured.

[00:16:59] The Patriots offensive line did horrible last night.

[00:17:02] Terrible!

[00:17:03] S.Y.23 was not the same but I think now-

[00:17:05] See I stopped ripping into Drake, my bro.

[00:17:07] He's literally just starting his career.

[00:17:09] Fuck off, legitimately.

[00:17:10] Whose plays happen and what kind of play style just flourish inside of our league?

[00:17:15] Um, let me look, you've played against Gigi plenty of times.

[00:17:18] So is it just make sure you're losing no gaps?

[00:17:21] You have to cover everything.

[00:17:22] Come on, stop it!

[00:17:23] Bend him over and fuck him!

[00:17:26] Sorry.

[00:17:27] Oh, here's a good question, roster.

[00:17:29] I just get past it at watch of my goat.

[00:17:31] Sorry, but no, here's the thing. I'm a sicko. I kind of want this game to go to overtime just a stopic a job for 20

[00:17:38] bombing with

[00:17:40] Like I'm a sicko dude. I want this game to go to overtime just a stopic a job 22 kills

[00:17:45] You know what I'm saying you and I have actually been up to cost as old time yet. I think other people have got them

[00:17:49] But we did not

[00:17:53] Wait y'all see how he just entered that barricade. Let me rewind this

[00:17:57] This is what every champion in Rainbow Six Siege does and I expect y'all to start learning.

[00:18:01] If Fabian was in the coaching...

[00:18:03] What's your favorite game?

[00:18:05] He's very... I mean...

[00:18:06] Wait, never mind my best up, sorry.

[00:18:08] Could've just flow on the other three or the game's the best even.

[00:18:10] Y'all see how you enter the barricade though?

[00:18:12] Punch then shot twice.

[00:18:15] That's not a way, it may look like a way, but it's not.

[00:18:18] What? How do you miss?

[00:18:20] How do you miss?

[00:18:22] What are you just saying?

[00:18:24] Right there, dude!

[00:18:26] What the fuck's this?

[00:18:32] Is this time, bro?

[00:18:34] Adrian, you're roaming again, stop him?

[00:18:37] Fatal mistake.

[00:18:38] I would not recommend doing this.

[00:18:43] Set the fuck down, Adrian!

[00:18:45] You're a waaatch!

[00:18:48] Sorry, I'm sorry.

[00:18:49] Adrian, I'm sorry.

[00:18:50] I didn't realize, you know, you've got soft walls, and you're getting trapped.

[00:18:53] But they most best of course stop on the 15 and six. I mean my god

[00:18:58] extension in towards

[00:19:01] What an absolute

[00:19:04] 40 work back down

[00:19:14] You made that gun had more recoil than ice

[00:19:18] That gun had more recoil than ice ice in a deli music video

[00:19:22] Instead what are you doing as he crosses to me? What is that recoil as well as well?

[00:19:27] You're a pro. He's a very narrow position. He's going back and forth again. Think of the site

[00:19:31] The drill work is an impactful right now for nice

[00:19:37] It's over it's over it's over

[00:19:47] We did it

[00:19:52] Swung on by the second and look at Stompin.

[00:19:55] Unfortunately, he can't prevent it.

[00:19:56] Hey, 16 kills Stompin.

[00:20:00] That's how we're feeling today.

[00:20:01] 16 kills to start us off.

[00:20:03] Word to bro.

[00:20:05] 16 kills.

[00:20:06] Is that how we're feeling?

[00:20:08] High fives.

[00:20:10] Is there a way we could find Stompin's Katie

[00:20:12] at this event right now?

[00:20:13] Counting the last map.

[00:20:14] Bro, he might have like a 1.8.

[00:20:16] I'm not even trolling.

[00:20:18] Of course, Stompin's 6 foot 2 also.

[00:20:20] like he's she's stopping so cool bro of course he's six foot two like for an

[00:20:25] absolutely no reason of course stop at six two chat I knew stop him when he was

[00:20:29] a jit bro like I like I'm jit 16 kills for the go look at the shot shot I mean

[00:20:38] stopping so good bro stop it is so talented I'm gonna text him right now

[00:20:46] He's not gonna see it, but I'm gonna text him. I'm gonna text him. I'm gonna text him. I'm gonna text him

[00:20:51] Yeah, what should I say? I

[00:21:01] Mean it's just he's so

[00:21:03] He's so cool

[00:21:06] Secret realm your time is over your time is over. He had an ace

[00:21:10] Stopping out of the ace watch the ace he aced high-fives find the clip

[00:21:14] Hi, guys! Find the clip! Find the clip!

[00:21:19] Wipe that damn smirk off your face?

[00:21:22] Brother, do you want to be punched in the mouth?

[00:21:25] Do you want to be punched in the face?

[00:21:31] Hi, guys! Find the clip of stop-enacing. Now! Now!

[00:21:37] Wait, fat taxonomy.

[00:21:39] Siege.gg has all the stats. Word to bro.

[00:21:43] Five eyes find the clip of stop and they say hey there Delilah what's it like in New York

[00:21:53] say

[00:21:58] Wait how do you join the co-stream oh like this start co-stream

[00:22:02] it's just like oh stomping oh my god oh stomping 60 to 6 and he dropped an ace are y'all serious

[00:22:18] brother round four just go to round four back chatty ace round four going the more you believe in it

[00:22:25] chat good looks y'all y'all they're always on the lookout bro how did i miss the ace bro i'm such a

[00:22:31] fucking shot. Okay, so y'all are saying this is the round right here. We're

[00:22:39] stopping Ace. Chat, correct or incorrect? Correct or incorrect chat? Fuck you.

[00:22:46] Correct. Okay, I'm here. What does the ace mean? A ace in Tom Clancy's Rainbow

[00:22:53] Six Siege means one player eliminated all five of the enemies.

[00:22:57] It's the single greatest thing you could do in this game.

[00:23:00] To far this tournament. Fuck, we head down to the basement. So maybe a while before we get...

[00:23:05] Alright, let's see the haste, bro. He's on warden. I already love it.

[00:23:09] Bro, can we just keep him on frag? Look, this is with all of your respect. I love G2, bro.

[00:23:15] Stompin is the best player on the team, okay? I know it. You know it. We know it. They know it.

[00:23:21] The coach knows it. The enemies know it. My arch knows it. Stompin's the best player on the team.

[00:23:27] I don't want to see him on these weird flex support roles, alright?

[00:23:32] He's the best- it's like- it's like Kobe Bryant.

[00:23:35] Give him the ball and get the fuck out of his way!

[00:23:39] I'm done with this shit!

[00:23:41] Fuck!

[00:23:43] It's like Kobe being Bryant!

[00:23:46] Give him the ball and get the fuck out of his way!

[00:23:50] Yeah, I- I mean, is it something that you usually-

[00:23:52] This is what happens when he's on Ashen Warden. Do I gotta spell this shit out for you?

[00:24:05] Alright Chad, this is the ace, let's watch it.

[00:24:06] They like to abuse the info, and it's a walking info, so if they can play together, I'll play it first.

[00:24:14] That's what I'm trying to say.

[00:24:16] Yo Noah, I don't even see the gunfight, but I'm just gonna assume you got shit on.

[00:24:22] slightly slow to start up top. Oh, he's roaming. In the meantime, I'm getting no

[00:24:27] around. He's roaming. Holy, oh, it's gotta be a Mestro. No, for Noah, just to walk straight

[00:24:31] into our pool table and get killed. Stompin is when on check, there's been no trade there for

[00:24:37] secrets. So yeah, bit of a hit because think about the operator that they've got. It's the

[00:24:41] Havana. Dude, I remember like, this is so nostalgic. Dude, I remember we had played clubhouse and

[00:24:45] tournaments. Stompin would literally play Warden and just walk around bar and main steps and he

[00:24:51] and he was uncarable.

[00:24:52] Like I remember, I remember,

[00:24:53] like I already know how secret feels right now.

[00:24:55] It's a feeling of complete and utter helplessness.

[00:24:58] As we know it's not only great for opening up those hatches,

[00:25:01] even towards the later stage,

[00:25:02] thinking about triple wall and towards church.

[00:25:04] Lotta utopia and wasted-

[00:25:05] Mid-40 on the clock.

[00:25:07] You've got ways and you still got the-

[00:25:08] Mid-40 on the clock.

[00:25:09] Rich gadgets from Yang.

[00:25:10] It's not-

[00:25:11] I gotta see this.

[00:25:12] It's all about these roamers.

[00:25:13] That's what secret need to try and find.

[00:25:15] All due to their full clearing stomping.

[00:25:16] There's one in bar and one on the hatch.

[00:25:18] Trying to pinch them out.

[00:25:19] Mogi is about to try to fight immediately, the candela rolls out from the hatch to pre-fire and he's bored, doesn't quite get the landing, but...

[00:25:25] Brother, did you just yank up Warden?

[00:25:27] Stop it, it's the balls in the gun to back it up!

[00:25:30] Looks for the second, he's just pre-firing the angle, but think of the time, think of the players and think of the...

[00:25:35] OW!

[00:25:36] Because he's going to try and fight the fours and stand and keep...

[00:25:38] OW!

[00:25:40] What HB?

[00:25:41] He's not HB!

[00:25:42] Fuck, it's all of the...

[00:25:43] What HB?

[00:25:44] The king of the game...

[00:25:46] Seems to be the statement here from Doki, but if he can make an ace, he might be Lord Emperor sooner rather than later

[00:25:52] He's got a second to spare but instead and he's gonna try and drive into the site

[00:25:56] He was used for

[00:25:58] or down high flash

[00:26:00] He WOLFED IT DUDE!

[00:26:02] He WOLFED IT!

[00:26:04] Dude, just, uh, oh my god

[00:26:10] I don't know, I don't know dude

[00:26:12] This is so beautiful to see man

[00:26:14] Chad this is so beautiful to see dude

[00:26:18] Bro, I'm damn near about to like cry bro

[00:26:24] I feel like Lavarbaugh

[00:26:26] I do.

[00:26:27] Oh, big ol' ace.

[00:26:30] Like, off the back of just-

[00:26:32] Dude, I'm telling you, dude, I told y'all motherfuckers.

[00:26:36] He's not just like a pro-level player.

[00:26:39] Stop it is the greatest player to ever play this game.

[00:26:44] He's been a pro for six months and he's hit more clips than anyone can even count.

[00:26:52] Fuck!

[00:26:53] Okay, what is this? What is this, bro? Highest player rating? Wait, why is Stompin' only

[00:27:07] the 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15th rated player at the event? What

[00:27:18] type of bullshit. Just play rating doesn't mean anything. Play rating does not mean shit,

[00:27:24] bro. I like play rating does not mean shit. That is, play rating does not mean shit, though.

[00:27:32] Play rating does not matter, y'all are doing work, you're firing shots like I haven't really

[00:27:36] seen before something. How do you keep that fire going? I mean, just because we're lower

[00:27:40] bracket, you know, like, I feel like a lot of other teams would get pressure knowing

[00:27:43] like every game's elimination game, but I think it like fires us up knowing every game's

[00:27:47] elimination you know we're locked in all the other teams maybe are like nervous

[00:27:50] for the game but we just play our game same thing for EWC you know we are

[00:27:54] elimination game against FaZe we beat them so I guess it just comes with

[00:27:58] confidence and I never go into a game thinking like wow if I lose I'm going home

[00:28:03] you know I kind of just play it's a good plan I love it thank you very much

[00:28:08] he is boy one that he is kicking he is I don't know what else needs to add this

[00:28:15] This is beautiful dude, I mean this is just, this is beautiful dude.

[00:28:20] Beautiful the fact, I mean this is beautiful.

[00:28:22] I don't have any other words dude.

[00:28:26] That is literally my boy y'all.

[00:28:28] Like dude, I have known this guy since he was literally 12 dude.

[00:28:34] Look at this post though by the way, how he changes positions in all of those engagements.

[00:28:39] Every single one of them and this was so smart.

[00:28:41] Don't type kitty, I'll punch you in the face.

[00:28:43] to play the class shield, to play through the defuse.

[00:28:46] I don't know how to type into it.

[00:28:48] When a second five game in a close game,

[00:28:50] in a playoff game, in an elimination game,

[00:28:52] he wins them three rounds single-handedly.

[00:28:55] That kid is my favorite.

[00:28:57] He really is.

[00:28:58] He's a king.

[00:28:58] I will say this.

[00:29:00] I have not felt like this since Boil,

[00:29:02] and I think it's not even comparable.

[00:29:04] I don't think it's comparable.

[00:29:05] I can get the level of consistency from this guy.

[00:29:09] 18-year-old, by the way.

[00:29:11] 18-year-old.

[00:29:11] Let that sink in. The maturity in the way he plays, the ability to close rounds when he's alone, single-handed Lee, carrying one of the biggest names in Europe alongside major champions, alongside SI champions.

[00:29:25] To me, that screams special. I just hope that the rest of the team will follow up on this, because for the longest of times in that map, Stompin' was the sole win condition of that roster.

[00:29:37] I'm sorry, I just wanted to listen in for two.

[00:29:40] We can hear them through.

[00:29:41] You're getting high from the video.

[00:29:44] I'm too big for the solo shot, what's going on.

[00:29:48] It's obviously popping off in the background,

[00:29:50] but I think ultimately Jack, this is...

[00:29:54] This is professional.

[00:29:55] Jack, can we rewind that?

[00:29:57] This is just one of those things where, like, you know,

[00:29:59] it's a once-in-a-generation-type talent.

[00:30:01] Yeah, and for them to be in that position,

[00:30:04] for them to be on the right team,

[00:30:05] for them to be in the right moment,

[00:30:07] But I think the thing I took away from his interview is the pressure does not affect him

[00:30:11] And that that for me is probably the most scary part

[00:30:14] Yeah, he's just a kid that loves playing member six each hidden

[00:30:17] He's you know, he's played his whole life at this point now and it doesn't face him every game is just another game

[00:30:22] Dude, I'm about to cry

[00:30:23] Yeah, alongside the agile alongside his team when the back is up against the wall

[00:30:27] They find a way to level up and he's so beautiful

[00:30:30] I've got them through this one

[00:30:32] To see the to see the amoutsers like

[00:30:35] like see this bro is just such a cool field of view.

[00:30:38] But everyone is ready.

[00:30:40] It is time for us to get underway with map two.

[00:30:43] Let's head.

[00:30:44] Oh my God.

[00:30:47] Well, you know, he literally like is single-handedly like if y'all watched the series yesterday

[00:30:53] or two days ago, he is the only reason why G2 is in this tournament.

[00:30:57] Like literally the only reason why the stuff is started.

[00:31:02] Oh my god, I'm about to walk in! My front predictions check!

[00:31:08] Not your penises! Ha ha ha! Everybody grab your cock! Stop it's playing Rainbow!

[00:31:16] G2, Rainbow. Everybody grab your stick! It's gonna be awesome!

[00:31:21] Starts to raise the question of how do I love this shit!

[00:31:24] It's all here on Consulate.

[00:31:26] Oh well, I mean it makes things very interesting because G2

[00:31:31] We're able to break the pick off secret and now G2 got to go in the map, but they have selected

[00:31:38] Chad like that's the first time I've really heard of an outter like

[00:31:42] Really give stompin his credit dude. That was beautiful. They all gave him the credit shout out to all those guys man

[00:31:48] Like that was beautiful bro. That was legitimately beautiful

[00:31:51] The way back in the eighth of november, that's how far back we had to dig

[00:31:55] That was like back then I remember at first when stompin was like a rookie and he was just like some xbox kid

[00:32:01] everybody was shitting on it besides like the console people because the

[00:32:06] people who played like the only people who understood how good he was were the

[00:32:10] people that played with and against him and I played with stopping more than

[00:32:14] literally anyone anyone you could name five years bro or again near six years

[00:32:19] I played T for them like I have more reps in a lobby with him than fucking

[00:32:23] anybody bro and I always said like he's not just like a professional caliber

[00:32:29] player. He will be the best player to ever play this game. And bro, even though I don't

[00:32:35] necessarily think he's on the greatest team in the world, I think he's on a solid team.

[00:32:40] But it's like, his career is just going to be so insane, no matter what team he's on,

[00:32:45] bro. He's going to win rookie of the year. It's not even going to be fucking close. I

[00:32:50] mean, dude, his first ever event as a rookie, he got second place in the entire event, which

[00:32:55] So crazy considering G2 had never even had a top like four finished in like two years before he joined the team

[00:33:02] Like just like all what he's brought to this team is fucking ridiculous

[00:33:08] What we've heard out here is about creating so less here demo of the bands. Yeah

[00:33:14] Information operators. Yeah, that's straight. It's out of them for G2 not wanting to deal with obviously Valkyrie

[00:33:20] the information she can provide with the cameras but everybody is a very

[00:33:24] operate whenever you think about the verticality that is inside of what do

[00:33:28] y'all think of this map bro uh console it was shit then it got reworked I think

[00:33:33] it's a little bit better now that it got reworked I will give r6 their credit

[00:33:38] there when they rework maps normally they do get a little bit better

[00:33:42] I believe that there could be a good number of plants going down but yeah

[00:33:46] what do y'all think what do y'all think of this map what do y'all think of this map

[00:33:48] I'm such a strong first, that might be the lead in, but in fact-

[00:33:51] Oh, it's G!

[00:33:52] Wait, okay.

[00:33:53] Checking.

[00:33:53] I don't know, I'm not even trying to get mad, but legitimately, what the fuck?

[00:33:58] Bro, if you're gonna buck a door down, can you not stand in the door?

[00:34:01] I mean like, I learned this in PLATNUM!

[00:34:04] HOLY FUCK!

[00:34:07] BUCK IT FROM THE SIDE!

[00:34:09] You think like you should never be dying there!

[00:34:12] NEVER!

[00:34:14] Downed around, they still have the protection of being swung on.

[00:34:16] Savage is there in a position to just keep putting this threat. I swear to God

[00:34:20] I'm stopping it

[00:34:21] That's gonna happen sort of just fed into the double side

[00:34:24] Adrian's gonna get the picked up

[00:34:25] Hopefully has to cross onto one

[00:34:27] Lawyer gets two but probably

[00:34:28] Wait boy, we're up

[00:34:29] We're up

[00:34:30] We're up

[00:34:31] We're up

[00:34:32] We're up

[00:34:33] No, good guy

[00:34:34] To reload his guns

[00:34:35] Alright, legitimately

[00:34:37] Okay, I'm already about to get pissed

[00:34:39] What the fuck was that?

[00:34:41] What the actual fuck was that?

[00:34:43] Again, it's the trade game is so important

[00:34:45] Like chap legitimately. What was that? What was that agency? Thank you for letting stop and leave your dungeon after playing with him when he was little. Yeah, none of that ever happened.

[00:35:02] Literally none of that ever happened.

[00:35:05] Stop and died too. Yeah, I know that stop and died bro, but dude.

[00:35:10] Listen, bro, let me let me explain how this game works.

[00:35:15] The most important kill slash death in every round of Rainbow Six each is the first kill.

[00:35:22] Atomab died, then Doki died, then Stompin died trying to even out the numbers.

[00:35:27] When your teammates die instantly and you're in a 3v5 scenario,

[00:35:32] it forces your hand to play more aggressive than you'd like to

[00:35:35] because you have to equalize the numbers while you have the intel to go off of.

[00:35:39] When one of your teammates dies, you're going to have a two to three second window

[00:35:42] where you know where they just died from and you have to act off that information.

[00:35:46] One thing you'll notice about Stompin is he rarely ever gets first bid. Rarely ever.

[00:35:52] He was there for G2, but it's only the first round, wouldn't get too cold.

[00:35:56] Yeah, when out of nowhere is Bucking a door standing in the side of the door,

[00:35:59] it's rage, mate, because bro, you've been a pro for eight years, what the fuck are you doing?

[00:36:04] Buck the doors from the side, please god!

[00:36:07] Could have come too, but we didn't quite get to see it because G2 sort of dispatched secret

[00:36:11] in pretty strong fashion. Nothing triggers me more than conscious stomping

[00:36:15] itself. Nothing!

[00:36:17] Generally leaning in towards G2's favor, at least a 6 or a 7 or a 2, in towards their strength.

[00:36:24] At this point they've obviously got now the step up and for all the conversations about

[00:36:29] secret worrying when they go up against Falcons, maybe G2 would just add other secret problem

[00:36:33] child that keeps poking their head up and ruining their dreams.

[00:36:36] Here's about to be June surrounded. The man of so many moments might be about to be cut

[00:36:41] half on the side of it. They've got themselves protected.

[00:36:44] Shadow, I think this is Jume, guys. I knew Jume was like one of the best players in Europe.

[00:36:47] They just want to make sure that they don't get caught out by the track.

[00:36:49] As soon as the reveal comes out, the two players are very happy in the one burst, one slip their way by.

[00:36:53] They get themselves back closer towards the side itself.

[00:36:56] The Jume and Loire are still just holding each other down on the other side of the map.

[00:37:03] Just about, yeah, it gets out of there, Jume.

[00:37:05] Oh, somebody was breathing down his neck and just about gets out of dodge and slowly now the peel begins

[00:37:14] Get for G2 they've established that map control over towards tellers

[00:37:19] Right now and see if they can try and kind of stem the push coming in towards that side. Whoever Mowgli another first pick

[00:37:35] completely caught by surprise

[00:37:37] Athna was over the obvious trade

[00:37:39] mostly what do you do?

[00:37:41] I bet you get a 1 for 1

[00:37:43] what the fuck was that?

[00:37:45] what?

[00:37:47] that's some shit like a console kit with it

[00:37:53] Athna, Athna, Athna

[00:38:05] Flashed.

[00:38:06] Chuck in the corner, but nobody's swinging on the back of it.

[00:38:08] Goes for the cross, with the cross.

[00:38:09] I had him.

[00:38:10] Secret.

[00:38:11] Did he just kill him fully flashed?

[00:38:13] Can we get a killcam on that, please?

[00:38:17] Oh.

[00:38:18] We're not going to get a killcam.

[00:38:21] He just ate a flashbang like a Hershey's chocolate bar.

[00:38:25] What the fuck?

[00:38:28] What?

[00:38:30] Can we get a killcam, man?

[00:38:33] Jesus.

[00:38:34] WHERE'S THE CAM?

[00:38:36] I mean am I crazy?

[00:38:39] If that was me I would have been blinded for 10 seconds.

[00:38:42] What the fuck was that?

[00:38:47] Let's hit it quickly.

[00:38:51] Stream better or we're going to leave.

[00:38:54] Fess, let me do you a favor bro. I'm just gonna fucking ban you. How about that?

[00:38:58] Fess, I'll see you in 14 goddamn days.

[00:39:02] It's not the day to rage me, I swear to God! Today is not the fucking day!

[00:39:09] Stream better, we're gonna leave. Get fucking banned. Get banned.

[00:39:14] I don't even know what that means, dipshit.

[00:39:17] You guys get yourself into this mess.

[00:39:19] You know, out of it, that was kind of the tone of voice that we see.

[00:39:22] Alright, let's back to back first picks for G2.

[00:39:24] You're gonna notice one thing in our sixth round.

[00:39:27] Take a mental note pad at this.

[00:39:29] The team back it's first picked loses probably 70% of the time

[00:39:34] All right, that it's really important. I really buy it as I always am. I want to get there

[00:39:39] I want to see a third map. Oh god. They have a pulse scanning through this window

[00:39:43] Pulse might try to jump out or something

[00:39:48] Or they might throw a C4 from the top window

[00:39:50] I see the other stream. You don't want to know how things are going on be and who else has just been eliminated

[00:39:59] I didn't cover my ears. I didn't want to hear that. You've ruined it for me. What the heck?

[00:40:10] I'm sorry. I'm leaving. Good luck. Goodbye, yourself. Here we go. It's the Devil's show.

[00:40:15] Ready to take over. That's the report, Jack. Speaking of a big show, that was almost a

[00:40:19] big old C4. I went down to half HP, but still alive, and you can see it's a very direct

[00:40:27] Take coming in from that secret side, in through the wall, and G2, they have got a footballs.

[00:40:34] Now for secret, how do they want to try and combat against that?

[00:40:36] You've obviously, you're playing that side hoping that you would have the kind of

[00:40:40] below to a 3 first picks in a row.

[00:40:42] But maybe they got-

[00:40:43] 3 first picks in a row, I will burn my PC down.

[00:40:47] I will burn my fucking setup!

[00:40:50] Can you fuckers stay alive?!

[00:40:53] Jesus!

[00:40:54] In the fear you can see, the ping's on towards the Monty position, but no.

[00:40:57] The pulse doesn't want to cross the divide doesn't want to be caught out and still has a c4 to utilize if need be

[00:41:02] But need be seems to be oh no

[00:41:04] Where are we and where are they is that drifting around g2 desperately heads up seeing where the sort of catch and the problem might be

[00:41:12] No, it's now got himself tucked in and Mowgli tucks another one out stomp it gone

[00:41:17] There's two more. There's the safety and the catch from below. They're just gonna try and charge them onto here

[00:41:21] Why not get him either side you can see this around someone goes down Adrian's caught out and so does June

[00:41:26] But now it's just Blaz left standing where it was found out

[00:41:30] I know exactly where he is because the default was still up and they should be able to get lawyer, right?

[00:41:36] 2v3 scenario

[00:41:38] Is this winnable? No, they have a pulse playing below. It's a 3v2 Habbana 20 HP

[00:41:44] If they go for the plant pulse can see for them. This is I said, there's a 5% chance they win

[00:41:48] So whenever he is in the flow state, this is the confidence they has

[00:41:52] I mean, I wouldn't be surprised yet gonna go for the jump out gonna go for the kill

[00:41:57] This is where Mowgli is at his most but if I like no if G2 literally loses

[00:42:07] Because of first picks I'm going to freak out come actually get a freak out and you know what bro

[00:42:15] G2's probably gonna lose map 2 and it goes to map 3

[00:42:19] What is map 3 again? Oh dear god.

[00:42:23] Chad, what is map 3? What is map 3? Does anybody know?

[00:42:31] Bank? Bank, bank, bank. Bank. Okay. I don't know how I feel about that.

[00:42:39] I feel better about banks than I do about consulate, I guess.

[00:42:42] And try to chase the queues he had, okay? So I can play for a longer desk,

[00:42:45] contrast, but I push half the, and I have to like, oh shoot, so pay, okay?

[00:42:48] I want like if it's possible to play both, you see like you have to have traps, you play Monchi and Blackbeard, okay?

[00:42:53] That's gonna be so strong. We're gonna take Long Desk and then after that, Monchi can go across the front with Gator, okay?

[00:42:59] And for the Basement's home side, guys, I want to try Monchi's Blitz, okay? Like because they are over here a lot, so like you can also go above, okay?

[00:43:06] Like in the Basement, like in the end, play, but you like have to talk also for Piano, and also if they both dead as again, like it's good if you could like step back together, okay?

[00:43:13] Like you're either like either in the 1-2 or like something like this, okay?

[00:43:17] I'm going to have to follow you.

[00:43:19] I'm going to follow you.

[00:43:20] You talk about what's happening.

[00:43:21] Just like I was the shooter.

[00:43:22] It's possible.

[00:43:23] You are made it for the money.

[00:43:26] Again, very specific in how Alma.

[00:43:30] Yeah.

[00:43:31] Okay.

[00:43:32] Map two is, um, yeah, the, uh, yeah, yeah, the,

[00:43:35] yeah, the, I got to lose this.

[00:43:36] Um, this is a train wreck right now.

[00:43:40] I mean, what I would say if I was the coach, um, funnels through him,

[00:43:45] Let's try to make it past the first minute of the round without dying.

[00:43:52] And then I would say to Adamow, let's not buck a door and then stand in the center of

[00:43:56] the door.

[00:43:57] That's what I would say.

[00:43:58] I like we're overcompetiting this, bro.

[00:44:01] Hey, stop it.

[00:44:03] You're on ash?

[00:44:04] Like that's what I would say about this coach.

[00:44:06] Kill their whole fucking team.

[00:44:07] Because that's what it is.

[00:44:09] That's what the shit is.

[00:44:10] return second there is I mean it's not like an up and take anyway that's what I

[00:44:15] felt like yeah game style thing get yourself across I remember last time

[00:44:18] they tried to go for a pin from yellow yeah I think fell apart and they okay

[00:44:21] stop is on twitch I don't mind that I know he gets frisky on twitch he gets

[00:44:26] frisky on twitch three here secrets solid holds

[00:44:30] they mute themselves set up the use the timeout it was a similar sort of story in

[00:44:35] the first game but at that point secret actually got around until they use their

[00:44:38] time out and even then they were just one off being able to put it together here a

[00:44:44] free-o sweep all the sites locked in by secret they know they can try and do it

[00:44:48] again get themselves locked in they need to start trying to shake things up here

[00:44:53] one thing that's only anyone holding on towards the vending machine that long

[00:44:57] corridor but obviously if mobile you can get himself out of there get the key

[00:45:00] this down one second territory and terrain for as long as you want to be

[00:45:04] Why not keep going instead? Why not double up?

[00:45:07] June's here to help. They've done some damage towards Blast, on towards the window, and

[00:45:11] just waiting and sort of wasting utility on the approach here, don't they?

[00:45:17] Minute gone.

[00:45:19] No pick as of yet, but hopefully, maybe in the hot seat, but a U-Till comes towards them.

[00:45:26] They're all quiet at the moment. Salmon trying to make that entrance for them.

[00:45:31] Surely it's gonna be the Mextro because of that way it's swinging.

[00:45:35] Legitimately what's happening?

[00:45:37] Forfeit the map, forfeit, forfeit, forfeit the map.

[00:45:40] This, this Sunwatch, everything's going his way today.

[00:45:42] What is happening?

[00:45:43] What the fuck is going on?

[00:45:44] Apart from that bit, the right stump and boom.

[00:45:47] Brother, what the fuck, what the fuck is happening?

[00:45:50] Whether it was a mystery, like you can see, or it's going on.

[00:45:52] What's happening?

[00:45:53] What's going on?

[00:45:54] What the actual fuck are we doing?

[00:45:56] and suddenly they would just be lined up one by five.

[00:46:01] Not doubt, swing around with the pistol and host is the best,

[00:46:03] but well, one shield hasn't quite worked.

[00:46:06] Maybe two later on.

[00:46:07] Moki finds himself one more for the round,

[00:46:09] and Doki just keeps acting into his tally.

[00:46:13] Mowgli, one of the strongest sects

[00:46:16] before opening rounds I think we've seen from anybody

[00:46:18] throughout this tournament so far.

[00:46:19] So let me get this straight.

[00:46:22] Blast repelled into administration office

[00:46:24] while there was an enemy sitting in administration office,

[00:46:27] which means they'd misdroned administration office.

[00:46:37] In a $3 million tournament, no, no, no,

[00:46:40] in a $3 million tournament,

[00:46:43] we didn't drone the most common corner

[00:46:46] in administration office.

[00:46:48] Is this like a sitcom or something?

[00:46:50] Is this like a prank TV show?

[00:46:52] In a three million this is you're doing wait wait wait down. What the fuck is this type?

[00:46:59] This is my doing. What the fuck did I do?

[00:47:04] This is your fault how's it my fault jiddy curse oh

[00:47:10] Oh, I'm cursing the team. Oh

[00:47:13] I'm you guys are assholes, dude

[00:47:15] I'm not cursing the fucking team because I'm watching them play I have no effect on this game

[00:47:21] SHUT UP!

[00:47:27] I'm not cursing the team, shut the fuck up!

[00:47:39] You know what, Chad, here's what I will say.

[00:47:40] Thank God G2 won Clubhouse.

[00:47:43] Because if G2 did not win Clubhouse, this would be so fucking over.

[00:47:48] over. We're gonna have one more chance, one more life on map three here. Come on

[00:47:55] Stompington. It's on Bank. Stomping does drop absolutely tactical nukes on Bank.

[00:48:02] Stomping is so good on Bank. I mean I always end up saying this but like Bank

[00:48:06] is one of Stomping's best maps but I feel like every map is his best map

[00:48:09] because he's just the greatest of all time.

[00:48:11] I don't even know what you're saying cuz it's for Aubrey.

[00:48:18] It's for Aubrey.

[00:48:20] Sorry, Chad, I'm just staring.

[00:48:22] We find out in the second half, but Adam, I might be finding out immediately that he's not welcome here.

[00:48:26] Like the way he falls!

[00:48:28] It's the left arm!

[00:48:30] Look at him!

[00:48:32] See how stuck he's going.

[00:48:34] Really leading.

[00:48:35] Alright, now I'm done.

[00:48:36] Let's have a go.

[00:48:37] Good for me!

[00:48:38] Great for me!

[00:48:40] Wow! What a name!

[00:48:52] Five consecutive first picks from Stompens team. Stompens has not died first a singular time. Check the stats.

[00:49:00] And I mean five consecutive first picks. This has gotta be a prank.

[00:49:04] Brother, five out of the row?

[00:49:06] I mean, Doki, just change your name to J-Guns.

[00:49:09] Five, yo, Albao is Lou, and Doki is J.

[00:49:14] What the fuck am I watching, legitimately?

[00:49:16] What am I watching?

[00:49:18] Five first picks, y'all?

[00:49:21] Blad's first pick wasn't even his fault, because that means somebody missed her own.

[00:49:24] Hey, gold uphill battle that we have to go against.

[00:49:27] No real impover, I mean, pretty separate at two, no real opportunities for a trade game.

[00:49:32] They just want to try and land their shots and nobody from G2 has really been doing that in this map.

[00:49:37] Well, no, it gets the catch.

[00:49:39] Well, like, do you see how Stompin dies?

[00:49:41] He's dying because he literally has to make a play.

[00:49:44] He's dying because he literally has to make a play.

[00:49:47] Brother, they're losing 5-0.

[00:49:50] Stompin has not been first picked a single time.

[00:49:52] This is ridiculous.

[00:49:54] Single C4 with none of them off things towards the fight.

[00:49:56] It seems like it's more just-

[00:49:57] Yo, G2, um, I'm not really a coach or whatever.

[00:50:01] Just some future advice. Can we ban Consulate next time?

[00:50:05] This is not our map.

[00:50:07] Sweet mother of pearl.

[00:50:09] This is not our map.

[00:50:11] Brother, I legitimately think I could call it up Mingo and Jay,

[00:50:15] and we would go blow for blow with y'all on Consulate.

[00:50:17] What am I watching?

[00:50:19] You guys who didn't drone administration office?

[00:50:22] In a $3 million tournament.

[00:50:25] Oh, stop it's getting sold.

[00:50:27] Stop it's getting sold, bro.

[00:50:29] Oh!

[00:50:30] What did I just unmute to?

[00:50:33] Did he just not?

[00:50:35] Message.

[00:50:36] Bi-A-A-Analists on the illustrator.

[00:50:39] What?

[00:50:40] Chad!

[00:50:41] I legitimately think I unmuted at the worst possible time.

[00:50:44] Literally.

[00:50:46] They picked Consulate Jesus.

[00:50:48] Gelato, think of it a prime.

[00:50:50] Blistic, think of it a prime.

[00:50:52] Why do I give money to this chud?

[00:50:55] Appreciate the prime, son.

[00:50:56] Blistic, thank you for the kind words.

[00:50:57] has he think of it it's your one of C5 think of it a prime flag of it's your one

[00:51:03] and do you think about it move your camera no how about no i'm not moving my camera

[00:51:10] Leo's i hate when my head's floating no because then y'all are gonna say el floater

[00:51:17] i'm not moving my camera i'm just why i just i all i care about is seeing stop-up steam but

[00:51:22] it's very very true the problem is that they're being isolated yeah I mean

[00:51:29] Leo makes the point that they're throwing bodies at it and I think that

[00:51:33] his kind of being the mentality today it feels like for juice all right if G2

[00:51:36] wins this map chat 1000 gifted subs to the chat if G2 wins this map 1000 get

[00:51:42] the subset of chat locked be our peopleist I'm gonna go grab a coffee sister

[00:51:48] But did you feel oh my teammate

[00:51:50] I don't even know if it's death

[00:51:52] But then you die and then the next guy has to go and the next guy and the next guy

[00:51:58] Well, there's a guy that gets a kill lawyer as he tried to enter in towards visa unfortunately

[00:52:04] Denied back out the door you go

[00:52:07] Let's try again

[00:52:08] It's a no from me

[00:52:09] It's a no from I think any one of secret as well to get themselves now into the fight versus

[00:52:15] 4 vs 4, Noah has been caught, Alomar has been able to get a trade out, gets in the building with a Stokey Suffers,

[00:52:22] next there's Jude, getting the spray down, there's Savage getting on towards Stumpin' and hey, maybe Leo is onto something, being isolated.

[00:52:29] Jumping in a window, nobody in the vicinity, no teammates working together, just feeding the kills over to Secret,

[00:52:37] and this looks to be a nailed-on conclusion, it's gonna be the 6-0 half unless Alomar and Blaz can make things happen, Alomar on the ash.

[00:52:44] the ash. The information just is not with him. He's holding on to angles that we can

[00:52:49] see that there's nobody there. It's a ghost. Just not wanting to kind of go for that swing

[00:52:56] into a spiral stairs. Adrian just holds firm and Alamo, he just has to sit there and wait,

[00:53:00] but he's lost the blast now. This is where everyone can just start coming back to site

[00:53:06] if they want to. But really, if you're secret, why would you do that? Go and get your kill.

[00:53:11] G2 are ripe for the picking. Mowgli is on 40 kills,

[00:53:14] and he's 15, no!

[00:53:16] Alamow gets an end to that.

[00:53:20] He has three more to find.

[00:53:22] No diffuser in hand, it's currently outside the main breach.

[00:53:25] So we just have to try and play for the kills,

[00:53:26] there's info on him.

[00:53:28] Secret know everything.

[00:53:31] I mean, he's hoping, he's got a ping,

[00:53:33] and he might be able to isolate at least this engagement,

[00:53:35] but the chances aren't right,

[00:53:36] and as he flies one side and flies the other,

[00:53:38] he can't quite get it nailed on.

[00:53:40] to the right down the corridor as well.

[00:53:43] That is a flawless half and this brings me actually to a fun moment.

[00:53:47] They're going to say loud enough for analysts to maybe have a look at it as well.

[00:53:50] Every time these two teams have met in a best of three, the middle map, regardless of how it goes,

[00:53:55] is very often a 7-1 or a 7-2.

[00:53:58] It's a weird trend that seems to happen between these two teams where this sort of break in the action,

[00:54:04] regardless of whether it's a 2-1 series or not, just seems to be it.

[00:54:09] it's sort of the energy the transference I don't think any of them on the middle

[00:54:14] map of the best of threes have got beyond three rounds for a long long

[00:54:19] alright I'm back did they win did they win

[00:54:23] say it loud enough there's analysts have a lot more data than I usually do to

[00:54:30] they did not win

[00:54:33] okay is it actually me is it my fault I mean what the what the fuck

[00:54:37] Now, y'all couldn't get around?

[00:54:40] What, what the fiddlesticks?

[00:54:44] Should I like stop watching so stopping can win?

[00:54:48] So I have to sacrifice myself for the greater good.

[00:54:52] I mean, are they about to get swept?

[00:54:55] I don't know if I've seen a seven oh and probably.

[00:55:00] You make me feel so sexual.

[00:55:02] Um, LV, that is a ridiculous comment to make.

[00:55:09] I don't know what to say.

[00:55:10] LV, I'm, well, I'm not sexual right now.

[00:55:13] Okay.

[00:55:14] So take that shit somewhere else.

[00:55:16] Check.

[00:55:16] I'll say this a million times.

[00:55:18] If y'all want to go jerk off, go jerk off.

[00:55:21] Don't do this in my stream.

[00:55:24] And if you're going to do it in my stream, I don't want to hear about it.

[00:55:27] I don't want to hear about it.

[00:55:29] Put the beer down.

[00:55:30] Ryan, it's a cup of coffee.

[00:55:32] Put the beer down right. It's a cup of fresh coffee you psycho

[00:55:41] Actually level of the uncle close to across the whole series. He's really

[00:55:47] Far away, I say plus 10 and then I seize it. No one say I'm really bad at maths this lay on in the day

[00:55:53] He's not quite level yet. We see this before in it, but

[00:55:56] I hope things try and find this first here on defense, himself led in, in the meantime,

[00:56:03] hopefully.

[00:56:04] Chad, if G2 comes back and wins this, this will be the individual greatest game of Siege

[00:56:08] I've ever seen in my life.

[00:56:10] I've seen a 6-1 comeback from W7, Embers, Hayes, and the 2024 Invitational Finals.

[00:56:16] I've never seen a 6-0 comeback in Pro League.

[00:56:18] Match that!

[00:56:19] This would be the greatest comeback if I'm looking at the kills.

[00:56:24] It's just not favorable stompin' and doki.

[00:56:26] 0-6 has to score them.

[00:56:30] That's not what you want.

[00:56:33] They need a big old half if they wanna get their team back

[00:56:37] into the swig of things and,

[00:56:39] June, again, on the trusted buck roll.

[00:56:42] He's down here hunting for the vertical picks.

[00:56:44] He's gonna try and open up the hatch.

[00:56:48] I think he's missing some opportunity though.

[00:56:50] He's gonna have to be out on the bandit.

[00:56:53] Slowly gives his way back.

[00:56:54] Secret has definitely played better.

[00:56:56] I'm gonna bury this game, it's not even close.

[00:56:57] Concentration for dying.

[00:56:59] Do that, Buck.

[00:57:01] So steady as you go up at the moment here, Annie, but...

[00:57:03] I'm sure the action will get heated up as we move on.

[00:57:06] I think that's it, right? We talk about that long corridor along the top floor,

[00:57:09] just keep a long watch at a seafall, unfortunately.

[00:57:12] Longly watched those...

[00:57:13] Mr. C4.

[00:57:13] Really?

[00:57:14] It's having an impact, and this is that corridor they've peeled themselves back to.

[00:57:17] Ooh, stop it! It's on a pixel beat!

[00:57:19] Just on the side of that, man.

[00:57:23] You can just see how many bodies again GQ are putting up against Slytherin and that's

[00:57:28] really worked for them though, that's the worry.

[00:57:30] They haven't been able to get these kills whenever they've been trying to match man

[00:57:34] for man up against Secret and Mowgli slips his way up, takes just immediate control.

[00:57:39] Look at who he's been able to take out.

[00:57:42] I was going to mention about the time that you said.

[00:57:44] Nice something.

[00:57:45] Nice something?

[00:57:46] Nice something?

[00:57:47] The big issue, the glaring issue for Secret was how were you going to get through those

[00:57:51] There you go, Mowgli steps up and just kills him!

[00:57:53] They do get buck in the meantime, so they've at least limited the vertical pressure, but here,

[00:57:58] get rid of that, the breach will open at some point, there's obviously still Mowgli is going off.

[00:58:02] Oh, you are 0.3.

[00:58:04] You are aggressive, what are you doing?

[00:58:06] This is a great retake position here from Lora.

[00:58:09] Don't forget, Mowgli had already swept through the corridor, had cleared that,

[00:58:12] and now Lora puts himself into a position where if he doesn't get drowned,

[00:58:16] secret may not be ready for this thing, may not expect that vending player to be there.

[00:58:21] He goes through the deep flashes, going towards the swing reception desk.

[00:58:26] This is going to be that pressure and how aware are they?

[00:58:28] Quite aware as the first falls, but out of bounds.

[00:58:31] Back in there, Toyra! Popping in, and fucking two ugly!

[00:58:35] Still putting the pressure on, all gone.

[00:58:37] Bro, ugly is a lot.

[00:58:38] There's another, but ten seconds, two versus two, and no kit.

[00:58:41] They're going to see if they can try and take this to the firing line.

[00:58:43] Noah sitting, watching, waiting, coming in.

[00:58:45] Nice!

[00:58:46] And you lost his pistol.

[00:58:47] Wait a minute, it's not over yet!

[00:58:49] Jack, all I'm gonna say is, could you imagine a 6-0 comeback?

[00:58:57] Bro, the chances are still slim, but that is a step in the right direction.

[00:59:03] If there's ever gonna be a 6-0 comeback, it's gonna be on this map, dude.

[00:59:07] For realsies.

[00:59:09] This map is so fucking Defenders on it.

[00:59:12] They have to win it offside twice.

[00:59:14] But bro, think about it, if Secret did it, G2 could do it, bro.

[00:59:18] You feel what I'm saying?

[00:59:19] Bending nobody had any idea he was here

[00:59:22] Bro, seeing a 6-0 come back would have absolutely been sentimental

[00:59:26] That would be so sentimental

[00:59:28] Let's go guys, we're on my level, how am I to out, let's go

[00:59:33] You're not from Romalia 1 by-

[00:59:35] Why does Blast look sad?

[00:59:37] Blast, wait the fuck up dude

[00:59:38] You're playing for 3 million dollars in your upper map

[00:59:41] Relax a little bit

[00:59:43] Blast looks sad dude

[00:59:45] And it all starts a journey of a thousand miles.

[00:59:48] Fuck him! You need to lose this map! Y'all are gonna fuck him up on faith!

[00:59:51] The thing is, in the characters and the warriors, they just need one second, right?

[00:59:55] Blad, you have stopping on your team, bro! Cheer up, dude! You're playing with the GOAT!

[00:59:59] He's to push you away, and for how close it got to be fair, how much of it was Mowgli,

[01:00:04] swings in, gets the first kill, 17-3, seven rounds, by the way. Just to let you know.

[01:00:10] 2k PR, nuts. Yeah, that's a pretty good inning and I don't think it's quite

[01:00:17] stopped just yet. If you're Mowgli you want the OT, you want to get the kill.

[01:00:21] Maybe I'll be great for him but I think Mowgli's going off.

[01:00:26] Get the map, bump your belt, move on to buy a pack.

[01:00:29] What's the pack, bro? He's going off.

[01:00:30] He's not too fussed about the kill.

[01:00:31] 17-3, 7 rounds left to take.

[01:00:32] In the meantime, recorded kills.

[01:00:34] That's like a 2.15k PR.

[01:00:37] of that fable of goose.

[01:00:39] 2.2 KPR.

[01:00:40] Maybe more maybe 2.3 side in here.

[01:00:43] Ooh an arrow line.

[01:00:44] Don't die.

[01:00:45] Don't die.

[01:00:46] Don't die.

[01:00:47] Tell me it's kind of nobody over beat.

[01:00:49] You think about the site.

[01:00:50] It's probably the biggest loss unless you're trying to get obviously benches all open and

[01:00:53] the pressure here from the swing round they go instead.

[01:00:56] About the way across.

[01:00:57] What's the seating room?

[01:00:58] What's that waiting room?

[01:00:59] And dig elsewhere.

[01:01:01] Doom rotates underneath and secret.

[01:01:03] Do that game where they love to sort of prod from multiple different angles.

[01:01:06] different angles demo just looking at their options much more slow kind of

[01:01:12] approach here from secret compared to us to attack the map or just flying in

[01:01:17] free windows as fast as they can oh I remember Leo's acting most out so

[01:01:22] secret most just need the one round but sometimes that's the most difficult is

[01:01:28] the final one so have a jacket in a great position here in towards small

[01:01:32] but has to wait for his team

[01:01:36] the front desk

[01:01:40] the first time

[01:01:44] I

[01:01:48] double kill for the last

[01:01:56] the revenge however

[01:02:02] OH GUYS!

[01:02:12] A 6-0 comeback would be ridiculous, dude!

[01:02:25] YESSSSS!

[01:02:32] Could you imagine a six to zero comeback on the EWC first place champions team secret?

[01:02:42] I might actually start jerking off on this broadcast.

[01:02:44] Look, the coach called a timeout.

[01:02:46] He's getting nervous.

[01:02:47] This is probably the basement right now.

[01:02:49] We can.

[01:02:50] He's getting nervous.

[01:02:51] Just to make them that we are talking about some crush and actually get nervous.

[01:02:54] Make them that we're doing it and just take the top floor a little bit faster like the

[01:02:58] top top floor and then just work around around that.

[01:03:00] I think it would be good because right now if we are baiting them to play in aggressive as they are extra reactive, it's the time that they will be

[01:03:06] Jack, do I look like a proper lad?

[01:03:10] Shall I have a drink of the coffee?

[01:03:12] As they are playing aggressive like that, there will be opening gaps

[01:03:19] Greetings young sport, what half you have planned on the agenda today?

[01:03:24] Chattanooga proper. Shut the fuck up. El drinker. Guys, it's not beer. It's coffee.

[01:03:40] Hey, Jinxy, I'm a girl and you disturbed me. I'll be honest, I've never read a message like

[01:03:49] that before. A lot of love from Italy. Appreciate you. Proper

[01:03:53] shite. Yo, Jinxie's wet shirt with the five gifted.

[01:04:07] Hey, Jinxie. Yeah, read this guy. Jinxie, I'm a girl. Can you

[01:04:12] have sex with me? And his name is thus, the stick liquor. I

[01:04:18] I guarantee you this guy's a 25 year old man.

[01:04:21] I guarantee you this guy's a 25 year old man.

[01:04:28] We head in towards the canteen G2,

[01:04:31] pull off a six to zero comeback.

[01:04:34] I will literally pull out my penis if this happens.

[01:04:38] This is where the mind games hopefully will play.

[01:04:41] Just threw them in the bomb piece.

[01:04:43] Yes, yes!

[01:04:46] Dude, it's absolutely happening.

[01:04:47] been able to knock off oh my god chat it's actually happening chat everybody

[01:04:52] grabbed their dick it's actually happening dude six to zero combat live

[01:04:58] oh my god walking themselves up the rest of me there I can comfortably say

[01:05:03] I've never seen a 6-0 combat completed in Prone I've only seen six to one boss

[01:05:08] That's a tree that can absolutely cause calamity.

[01:05:12] It's gonna hold and wait.

[01:05:15] It's gonna through the beepers, baits the sound, but not quite swung on as of yet.

[01:05:19] Instead the players have left and far.

[01:05:21] Andrew gets the pinch on towards...

[01:05:22] OH GOD!

[01:05:23] OH GOD!

[01:05:24] Oh god!

[01:05:27] And the Malan stop now.

[01:05:29] That is now what we need to do.

[01:05:30] That is now what we need to do.

[01:05:31] That is now what we need to do.

[01:05:32] That is now what we need to do.

[01:05:33] Just two maps, but as they drive and drive their way in demo.

[01:05:37] The smoke will buy a second.

[01:05:38] Yeah, but it's only just gonna buy a little bit of smoke.

[01:05:40] Wait, how long on the plate?

[01:05:41] The clock, less than two minutes, which is just so much time,

[01:05:46] and Alamo tries to make the play, but Noah is there to stop it.

[01:05:50] 1v4 for Stiles.

[01:05:51] The man you just find the first map has to try and define

[01:05:54] maybe one of the best clutches of the tournament.

[01:05:57] A 1 versus 4 against Secret on Consulate.

[01:06:01] And Secret seems to be a play and a bait of we know what you're thinking.

[01:06:04] We're thinking further thoughts.

[01:06:06] And those are, we will lock this one off right now.

[01:06:10] Secret bounce back from disappointment on map one

[01:06:13] to a very strong map two.

[01:06:17] And three will be the story to see who.

[01:06:25] I can comfortably say,

[01:06:29] that was the worst competitive performance

[01:06:31] I've ever seen in my 24 years on the Skydamn planet.

[01:06:36] That was a steaming pile of dog shit.

[01:06:41] Like, there was absolutely nothing positive or uplifting about that.

[01:06:48] Like, that was a steaming pile of shit, bro.

[01:06:54] 1 and 8 is your goat, by the way. See, here's the thing. If you guys are going to talk shit to stomping, that's totally fine. Don't switch up when he carries map 3.

[01:07:05] but let me say this now as I can tell you're probably like a platinum three player who has no

[01:07:11] understanding of this game so let me let me clue you in a little bit so stopping with one and eight

[01:07:18] but how many rounds did stop him get first picked in that entire game

[01:07:23] zero he got first picked zero times in my entire game

[01:07:27] So, you have zero ball knowledge and I don't want to put this slightly when I say this.

[01:07:37] Stoppins 1 and 8 performance was as good as a 1 and 8 performance can be.

[01:07:43] I've never even seen somebody go 1 and 8 and not get first picked a single time.

[01:07:50] So now, when Stoppin carries map 3, Niles, Niles, listen to me, little shitbag.

[01:07:55] stop and carries map three don't fucking hike him up don't switch up cuz now

[01:07:59] Niles what you did there you're stay on that side stay on that side Niles don't

[01:08:06] hey don't come don't come to the side act don't stay there stay on that side

[01:08:13] Niles stay on that side

[01:08:19] look at the aura just look at the fucking aura stay on that side stay on

[01:08:24] that side bro. I don't even know what you say. Get you forward.

[01:08:33] Like the way she knows. And she knows my laws. She don't stop you going.

[01:08:39] How y'all boys day going dude? Scared of one-tenth. What if Stompin doesn't carry?

[01:08:44] Brother, it's a map three elimination game. I guarantee you Stompin carries.

[01:08:49] Stopping is the best thing to happen to siege real yo mods. Let's give polo mod fuck it

[01:08:55] Polo honestly, do you want to just have the stream key?

[01:08:58] Polo you can just take over the stream

[01:09:01] W fucking polo in the chat. These are the messages. I want to see Jinxie finish one piece

[01:09:08] Aston the thing is I would love to finish one piece

[01:09:11] I'm not gonna be on this planet for 500 years

[01:09:14] I think I'm done watching animes that are over a thousand episodes.

[01:09:18] Let's get in my thing.

[01:09:20] I'm done.

[01:09:21] Here's what I'm doing.

[01:09:23] I'm going to finish Attack on Titan and then I'm going to start Vinland Saga and finish

[01:09:29] Vinland Saga because everybody in my chat tells me to watch Vinland Saga.

[01:09:35] So that's what I'm going to do.

[01:09:41] Junko Pop, you're so cute.

[01:09:42] Thank you, bro.

[01:09:43] Jinxy, can you cream and ship on my chest?

[01:09:49] Mos timeout, Salchow.

[01:09:51] Jinxy, do you ever shut up?

[01:09:56] How was your day?

[01:09:57] Poopy farts, my day was good.

[01:09:59] Please change your name.

[01:10:00] Jinxy, keep up the great content,

[01:10:02] love watching you every day.

[01:10:03] Big love from Canada.

[01:10:05] See, Jack, and y'all say I don't read positive messages.

[01:10:07] This is probably the greatest message of all time.

[01:10:10] Big ups to Canada.

[01:10:13] You make everybody's day worse when you go live. I just agree with that.

[01:10:19] I thought, uncle, I thought fan mail was today. You told squishy it was. You're right. Um, fan mail is going to be soon. We literally have all the packages ready to read.

[01:10:30] I don't know when we're going to rip it, but it's going to be soon.

[01:10:43] You can tell I just shaved this right chat a couple days ago.

[01:10:48] Chad, do y'all shave your balls or just your beard?

[01:10:54] What do y'all do?

[01:10:57] Ma, it's better to pull. Chad, do y'all shave your balls? Yes or no?

[01:11:05] Both.

[01:11:07] Asshole. Bro, you shaved your asshole.

[01:11:11] Dude, you shave your ass hairs?

[01:11:14] I've never did that.

[01:11:16] I've never did that.

[01:11:18] Bro, but I like twirling my ass hairs.

[01:11:20] Why would I shave that?

[01:11:22] Let's be honest, we've all twirled our ass hairs before.

[01:11:26] Chat, run the poll.

[01:11:27] Do y'all shave your balls yesterday or no?

[01:11:34] Hey, Jynxie, your stream ruined my day yet again.

[01:11:37] Fuck you.

[01:11:38] If the streams actually ruin your day,

[01:11:41] Maybe don't join them!

[01:11:45] Vote chat. 69% of chat

[01:11:49] Shades their balls. 32% doesn't respect

[01:11:56] See i'm kind of in the middle. I'm kind of in the middle because like yes technically

[01:12:02] Technically I shave my balls

[01:12:05] Wait

[01:12:06] But I only shave my balls

[01:12:08] twice every year

[01:12:10] Because I'm afraid of cutting them, dude.

[01:12:13] Jack, can I get a beach week? I'm afraid of cutting my nuts.

[01:12:19] I'm currently touching my balls to you.

[01:12:22] Stamped. I don't want to hear that, bro. I don't want to hear that.

[01:12:28] Jack, by the way, if you guys have me added on Snapchat, I posted that I hit gold three in

[01:12:34] once today in Rockin' League.

[01:12:36] HAHAHAHAHAHA

[01:12:39] Chat!

[01:12:40] I, literally, by myself, got gold three and once this morning.

[01:12:47] It's today today, we finally get flat.

[01:12:50] It's today today.

[01:12:52] Chat, I got gold three, y'all.

[01:12:54] I don't care.

[01:12:55] Alright?

[01:12:56] Fuck you too.

[01:12:57] Yo bro, shut the fuck up!

[01:13:04] Whoa, what is this?

[01:13:10] The boys

[01:13:16] Can I be wireless wait, is that a new skin new skin?

[01:13:26] New skin chat new skin

[01:13:34] Majestic ass music dude.

[01:13:47] This is kind of sick.

[01:13:50] Oh god.

[01:13:55] It's on Blackbeard!

[01:13:57] Why?

[01:13:58] Why?

[01:13:59] Why?

[01:14:00] Just to leave all of the seal arms from the game, Jesus Christ!

[01:14:09] Like y'all could not have ruined this anymore.

[01:14:16] Brother, brother, why would you release a fire cosmetic on a horrible operating?

[01:14:28] If you use Blackbeard in Rainbow Six Siege and you're not in Pro League, like if you're

[01:14:32] using it casually and ranked, I legitimately think you're evil.

[01:14:38] Like no, I legitimately think you're an evil person, bro.

[01:14:41] What a way to finish G2.

[01:14:44] And like bro, if you use, let me actually triple down on that.

[01:14:49] If you use any shield characters in any video game, I think you're evil, bro.

[01:14:57] Like, why hide behind a shield in an FPS?

[01:15:00] It's called a first-person shooter.

[01:15:02] Not a first-person shooter, all right?

[01:15:05] You fucking pussy?

[01:15:07] Jack, I mean, am I right or wrong?

[01:15:10] Also, how to be consistent with it.

[01:15:12] That is an astronomer.

[01:15:13] Game three comes down to bank,

[01:15:15] will stop and survive in the Invitational?

[01:15:18] I think yes.

[01:15:21] Zoink B orbit, shut the fuck up.

[01:15:24] Did he actually?

[01:15:25] Did Zoink actually verify Orbit?

[01:15:30] Is there a clip?

[01:15:32] Is there a clip?

[01:15:34] Zoink actually verified Orbit.

[01:15:38] High-vised by McClip.

[01:15:40] High-vised by McClip.

[01:15:41] I have to watch that.

[01:15:43] Bro, is it Orbit like 7 minutes due?

[01:15:48] Chad, look what I did this morning.

[01:15:55] I love this song.

[01:16:05] Gold 3 in 1v1 duels.

[01:16:11] Today's the day.

[01:16:13] Guys, I'm telling you, today is legitimately the day.

[01:16:19] I will be blind on today!

[01:16:21] I'm telling you, I can feel it.

[01:16:27] Is it pink next to her with the five gifts?

[01:16:31] All right, what are these names?

[01:16:34] Jim C's wet sharp has gifted 21.

[01:16:38] Is it pink next to her?

[01:16:40] All right, so first off, let's set a couple of ground rules.

[01:16:43] Can you not address me by my government name?

[01:16:45] I mean, seriously.

[01:16:47] Second, no.

[01:16:49] Are you talking about the tip of my penis or the rock?

[01:16:53] Cause those are two different textures.

[01:16:56] The tip of my penis is like a burgundy maroon red.

[01:16:59] I've said that a hundred times, please listen.

[01:17:02] It all comes down to this.

[01:17:05] Sam Lockin.

[01:17:06] And where else would you rather be?

[01:17:09] Oh, and how narrow it is to my eyes.

[01:17:12] See, the story of G2 versus.

[01:17:15] I actually locked the fuck in. If Stopper wins this, he survives in the Six Invitational

[01:17:22] and advances to the next round of playoffs. If he loses, he goes home. Everybody locked

[01:17:27] the fuck in and grab your testicles. Let's go.

[01:17:30] WAPRE, CHOICE, DUEWEI!

[01:17:39] Speaking of DUEWEI, wait, isn't Deseret DUEWEI on Francis National Team?

[01:17:47] Jack, fax or cat?

[01:17:52] Wait, Desiree Dewey, Usman Dembele, and Kylian Mbappe in One World Cup roster.

[01:18:05] I think Francis is winning the World Cup, dude.

[01:18:07] I don't know.

[01:18:08] I think Francis is winning the World Cup.

[01:18:11] Desiree Dewey, Usman Dembele, and Kylian Mbappe in One World Cup roster?

[01:18:16] Are you shitting me, tharngo?

[01:18:18] Oh, man.

[01:18:21] That is a super.

[01:18:22] We have to give credit to J-

[01:18:23] but I don't know, Spain also has a super team.

[01:18:26] Portugal also has a super team, dude.

[01:18:29] Look, all that I know is, the World Cup

[01:18:30] is definitely gonna be better than the Super Bowl, bro.

[01:18:32] That was a fucking snooze fest.

[01:18:35] Most boring game I've ever watched in Super Bowl history.

[01:18:38] Hands down.

[01:18:39] They were punting and kicking field goals

[01:18:41] for the first three quarters.

[01:18:42] I almost wanted to get punched in the nuts.

[01:18:45] One of these two teams, their journey ends.

[01:18:49] Focus.

[01:18:50] At the end of this,

[01:18:52] Seems Secret or G2 will have their SI Paris dreams

[01:18:58] shot down while you have begun to hit the main stage.

[01:19:03] Can it happen?

[01:19:05] So, with these bands, with this tail set-up-

[01:19:09] Come on, stop it, you beautiful batsman!

[01:19:12] Come on, Zach!

[01:19:13] actual beautiful board, see it, it parrots the boss.

[01:19:16] What is this?

[01:19:18] What is this store strat?

[01:19:20] Position for a 2026 to remember G.

[01:19:23] Bro, I love watching streams on YouTube.

[01:19:26] You can pause, jump to the live feed, rewind.

[01:19:31] YouTube's shooting is the best, bro.

[01:19:33] It's half, but it is banked to a lot of teams.

[01:19:35] It's way better than watching off a roster.

[01:19:37] One of the big tales of this demo that I'm curious about

[01:19:39] is the entry statistic.

[01:19:40] Both teams actually positive for it generally

[01:19:43] This map and great at converting it. Oh, now have a camera on blast good drone placement from yo blast

[01:19:50] They have a camera on you brother. Let's try and get

[01:19:53] Garage

[01:19:55] For the attackers gonna use the smoke grenade to kind of give him my advice

[01:20:00] Up against Blase you will tie him ever so slightly

[01:20:04] For Blase

[01:20:13] This Sniper Rifle connects!

[01:20:15] Well, when I talk about Secret, when they get the opener it's an 88%

[01:20:21] and straight away from Dogi, they've lost. Garage reinforced that wall.

[01:20:25] Yeah.

[01:20:26] Chad is here with the announcer just said,

[01:20:27] when Secret gets the opening pick, they win 88% of all rounds.

[01:20:31] This is what I was trying to say on Consulate,

[01:20:33] why the first pick is the most important thing in this game,

[01:20:36] and G2 has literally only given up first picks since last map to now this map.

[01:20:42] Every round they've given up the first pick. We have to clean this shit up if we're gonna win.

[01:20:46] We go against the grain and he's snuck his way up.

[01:20:48] Come on, stop him.

[01:20:49] And he can hear the drone rolling out, but how confident is he that he has to be caught by it?

[01:20:53] I'll look at you.

[01:20:53] He's about to find the first thing.

[01:20:54] Nice stop!

[01:20:55] He's going to waste the veins and under you, that's one Mowgli.

[01:20:57] No.

[01:20:58] Massively important.

[01:20:59] Bro, he put Mowgli on one HP.

[01:21:01] I legitimately think if Stomper picks up that kill, they win the round.

[01:21:04] Mowgli's one HP, good try, King.

[01:21:07] It's really good trick.

[01:21:08] That was a real such a clutch double.

[01:21:10] jumping that would have been a disaster for team secret now the next step how do

[01:21:17] we clear out the player in behind the server right they're gonna do that with

[01:21:21] the grins they will fly up doki that he can make his own cover using the key

[01:21:24] to barrier for his position looking for slings as well but he's just gonna sit

[01:21:29] away they have to push him don't forget they have to need to turn us into a bit

[01:21:33] of a bunker and the full burst is three as long as he can keep it as long as you

[01:21:36] Nice Doki!

[01:21:38] Nice!

[01:21:40] Nice Doki!

[01:21:42] Bro, they're all on it.

[01:21:44] Bro, the thing is, Doki's wasting so much time though.

[01:21:47] Just 30 seconds.

[01:21:55] It's fine. I think they're gonna win because Doki wasted so much valuable time.

[01:22:00] Nice, out of the mouth!

[01:22:02] I'm gonna win

[01:22:22] That is why like time is a little bit more important than having numbers

[01:22:26] Bro, it was a 3v2 and I literally said GQ's going to win because, bro, they have Goyos,

[01:22:32] smokes, everything.

[01:22:33] Doki was the MVP of that round.

[01:22:36] He got a kill, wasted so much utility, wasted so much time, and by the time they killed

[01:22:42] Doki, there's 29 seconds left.

[01:22:44] One of them's 1 HP.

[01:22:45] They have to get through two Goyos and three smoke canisters.

[01:22:48] You're never winning that.

[01:22:50] Time is the most important thing in this game.

[01:22:54] We send you to the Iraq, have some.

[01:22:56] Plagues Egypt have invaded tonight.

[01:22:58] Bobo, what?

[01:23:00] Bobo, get out of here!

[01:23:02] Bobo, get out of here!

[01:23:04] Bobo, get out of here!

[01:23:06] Bobo, get out of here!

[01:23:08] Bobo, get out of here!

[01:23:10] Let's go!

[01:23:12] You missed the opening game.

[01:23:14] Let's go, bitch!

[01:23:16] This is our second series to play out today.

[01:23:18] They've already described one of the big opponents in M.A.T.

[01:23:20] the recent major champion

[01:23:22] So what else, what else on that tally is?

[01:23:26] Go bitch!

[01:23:27] That is what I'd like to see!

[01:23:30] That is what I'd like to see out of this team!

[01:23:32] Wipping into that gladiatorial arena with so many other people's belts around your waist.

[01:23:39] Don't forget, FaZe as well was also knocked off prior to that, so they don't play with everyone.

[01:23:43] I mean, they need Fury and X, that would be ideal for them and then they've really got everyone.

[01:23:47] He's had a jumpy this year.

[01:23:49] G2!

[01:23:52] How will they fare now, into this top floor now?

[01:23:56] Savage on that shield.

[01:23:58] We know the power that he can make with it.

[01:24:01] He's usually currently to get a bit of an information number towards the window.

[01:24:04] I'm gonna see four bucks.

[01:24:05] Hit the bar again, then Savage is fine and dandy.

[01:24:08] He's got the nades too.

[01:24:09] Looks as though they might try and stem a little bit of pressure

[01:24:12] into a spiral and in through lobby, but...

[01:24:15] These walls be electrified.

[01:24:16] That's the...

[01:24:17] A little bit of an issue here.

[01:24:18] EMPs go in.

[01:24:19] A table to get the cage, so it should be.

[01:24:22] Opened up

[01:24:24] A bit aggressive there, okay, hoping you could try and find somebody but he's rotated his way out of the elevator

[01:24:29] I'm just gonna keep his head down a little bit. In the meantime, you obviously got two

[01:24:32] The demos could get in and get underneath, but it's actually savage

[01:24:35] God damn it Blast

[01:24:37] Blast, are you on payroll?

[01:24:39] Are they paying you to sell?

[01:24:41] What the actual fuck?

[01:24:44] Joom has got himself prepped a bit underneath

[01:24:46] Yeah, ideally it should just be savage swinging in through the window. He has the shield up

[01:24:51] How many more first picks do you want to give them, Bob?

[01:24:54] God damn it!

[01:24:56] Two in a row?

[01:24:58] Fuck!

[01:24:58] To say you want to go home!

[01:25:00] Holy shit!

[01:25:01] This is so close for...

[01:25:04] At the long time, an Adrien picks them up.

[01:25:06] Now it's a free V5.

[01:25:07] A Seeker can just go step by step.

[01:25:09] G2 Esports has given up...

[01:25:13] Nine...

[01:25:15] Nine first picks in the last, I think, twelve rounds against Secret.

[01:25:21] Which is literally catastrophic.

[01:25:23] And you really just had a glance at the one that Secret's got.

[01:25:26] It's not quite there, it's too hard.

[01:25:28] Yeah.

[01:25:28] 5 vs 3, though.

[01:25:29] We had time before, and we had a very full round.

[01:25:32] We'll be having time and time again as it's strictly repeated.

[01:25:35] It hasn't been stopped in a single time, by the way.

[01:25:38] Not a single time.

[01:25:40] Nice, Doki!

[01:25:42] Nice, Doki!

[01:25:44] We love you!

[01:25:46] Wait, Doki just knocked somebody.

[01:25:48] Doki like an ace.

[01:25:50] approach to get himself a third though it's suddenly it's

[01:25:52] okay he's going off.

[01:25:54] Then let's start to pop in both.

[01:25:57] Boy, Doki's on a triple kill right now.

[01:26:00] Doki's on a triple.

[01:26:02] Seemingly being pinged out by that Intel game,

[01:26:04] but the Intel reads it down and just one 20 seconds out of it now.

[01:26:09] It's time to step up secret point down.

[01:26:13] Oh, it's getting loud in that room both take all right

[01:26:21] If Blas gets first picked for the third consecutive round coming up here

[01:26:25] When you do investigate him he needs to be investigated because brother brother, it's map three if you lose you go home

[01:26:34] What the actual fuck are you doing my boy? What are you doing?

[01:26:43] Easy clean up there for major and I think they had a drone on it's in a yellow pink. Yeah, man. So

[01:26:48] Good information there from secret

[01:26:51] I'm getting nervous Jack. It's the top floor

[01:26:54] Not gonna stop and if he gets knocked out. I'm actually gonna be so depressed dude

[01:27:00] This is gonna be so depressing though. What is the play gonna be for G2 to have again?

[01:27:06] We've kind of throw in like whoever wins this place we bow which is like pretty much

[01:27:11] I mean there's no such thing as a free game in Pro League, but it's pretty much free like they're probably like 70% likely to win

[01:27:33] What's gonna be the game plan going into a map like bank which plays very different to the other two

[01:27:38] Where it is all about making sure that you can take that map control on a big old map

[01:27:43] Moodly an opening pick for him the lawyer and goes down

[01:27:52] Why do they keep getting first best what is happening?

[01:27:55] Yeah, but I think now in Lawyer, we have to get on value-

[01:27:59] What is this?

[01:28:00] This is almost what we wanted, right?

[01:28:02] First map, you have some big-

[01:28:03] Jack, you can literally check the VOD to fact-check me here.

[01:28:06] Stoppin' has not been first picked a singular time in the last two maps,

[01:28:10] and his team has given up, I think, 11 first picks.

[01:28:13] That is how much of a troll job this is.

[01:28:15] It's an absolute troll job.

[01:28:17] Just get done, you've obviously got a utility to burn your way through whenever you approach

[01:28:23] any of the bank sites but the first step forward will be that leading on towards the bracket here.

[01:28:28] Outside elevators along the long watch. The flash in towards janitors. The player just drops up.

[01:28:34] Doesn't want to see what happens next. You do still have a little bit of an aggressive position

[01:28:37] of blast towards the top of the stairs but he doesn't want to face the face with savage and

[01:28:41] fair enough. They force them back and back and back and all the way down towards the bottom of the

[01:28:46] main stairs. Next getting himself a rotate can try and reapply the pressure up top blue.

[01:28:51] got secret they're not declaring on the top the problem was again as it was the

[01:28:56] first time yeah

[01:29:00] 20 still have to get into the bombsite this is only the catallers mark I've

[01:29:06] section where secrets still need to work their way over to the actual bombsite

[01:29:14] in towards open area and the hatch is still closed and electrified and actually don't

[01:29:19] have any heart breaks to remove that so for secret not having that hatch is an okay.

[01:29:24] Okay they're stalling out a little bit.

[01:29:27] Stalling out a little bit.

[01:29:28] That may slow them down where they're going to maybe have to flood in through bottlenecks

[01:29:31] and we know that open area hatch it's great just for that immediate drop you're in you

[01:29:35] can plan.

[01:29:36] If you don't have that you're going to have to try and find an alternative route and

[01:29:39] if it could be like a jumping through copy I mean that's a risk.

[01:29:42] I mean, even in towards the beepers right here, look over where the player is tucked very close.

[01:29:47] I'm sure I'm a shocker as well, so at the big ol' light, where's the head from?

[01:29:52] Blas is able to travel up, but oppression gets killed doing so.

[01:29:56] They're expecting the double down, but instead it's a rotate round aggression on the front.

[01:30:00] The smoke is closing, but look above.

[01:30:01] The buck is trying to find an angle, and the aggressive trade-out will come together.

[01:30:05] It's a close call.

[01:30:06] The black bin, not quite sure what that interaction was.

[01:30:09] There wasn't anything G2 like.

[01:30:10] Secret.

[01:30:11] They pull themselves ahead. Oh big moment there for plans though

[01:30:17] Really could have had it came out of nowhere. I'm gonna drop the hatch and look for that flank

[01:30:33] Oh

[01:30:34] I mean for G2 I thought they're in a good position with a hatch being shot being tated off and you could have that bottleneck but

[01:30:41] I think whenever you can look, you know, Blaz not picking up that kill, the 3v5, great

[01:30:46] neg though to clear away that player in behind the desk, clearing away that Azami, that was

[01:30:50] very, very important.

[01:30:51] You had the cut off, I think, from copy window was able to kill that Azami.

[01:30:55] And then you have that man advantage secret can just apply.

[01:31:00] So for G2, some kills not going.

[01:31:02] I don't know how to feel bliss.

[01:31:07] Bank is a slightly attacker sided map.

[01:31:11] So I think if G2 gets a 2-4 split, it's winnable.

[01:31:15] It's not an ideal 3-3 split could be really good.

[01:31:20] This map is slightly attacker sided.

[01:31:22] It's not really like border or like coastline where it's incredibly attacker sided, but

[01:31:30] is pretty attack-rescited. I mean, if G2 could get, like, let's hypothetically say, G2 gets

[01:31:38] like a 2-4 split, I think they could win this on attack. I really do.

[01:31:44] But I just don't know how I feel because, like, Blazz is playing, I mean, I don't know. I don't

[01:31:52] even know.

[01:31:53] Reacher's gone, so whenever it comes to that top floor, you think, well, he can't throw position?

[01:31:56] That was-

[01:31:56] It's not even just Blazz, though. It's like, if she just doesn't look good.

[01:31:59] be an issue whenever we go back up towards that top floor so that's good.

[01:32:02] 4G2, we're going to go back down to that basement and that was the time management from secret that

[01:32:09] was the issue. They couldn't clear the power positions quickly. I mean the brain's plenty

[01:32:14] of Utah to do so but it's not an over chat. It's not an over chat. Utah and following up on

[01:32:18] those two different things. I can already see that the side is pretty empty but here

[01:32:24] and early destruction of utility and it's just

[01:32:27] That's a match start and you won't be able to kick the butt

[01:32:29] What?

[01:32:30] That's a match start, which you already got to the glass

[01:32:32] Yes, they take their time clearing away those certain positions

[01:32:35] I'm reloading

[01:32:35] But then a go-yo gets popped and there's just no way into that bombsite

[01:32:39] Bringing in that twitch, clearing that util early on

[01:32:42] Think of the time now that is gonna be up for secret

[01:32:46] They should be laughing all the way to the...

[01:32:48] Bumch

[01:32:49] Bank? I don't know

[01:32:50] Sorry, had to sit in there

[01:32:52] What did I not have to?

[01:32:54] Yeah, that's fine. Stick to analysis, so let's lead those to me, and I don't think you should rank on anything more like that.

[01:33:02] Going for the break!

[01:33:03] She's onto all of the elevator here, see if they can try and get the angle to the player.

[01:33:07] And at 30, and they've got themselves in a similar position to the time as they did before, but this time, there hasn't been an early trade.

[01:33:12] The body's Adrian.

[01:33:14] Grabbing ready to roll is more fire-burned itself on the hatch, just sort of waiting and wasting around where it was a lawyer at triple kill.

[01:33:21] It was able to pull this one together, but as you stand by the shield will make this a little bit of an easier route

[01:33:27] You can hear the beat. Nice!

[01:33:28] Thumb down, Lora starts to pop off.

[01:33:30] NICE! NICE!

[01:33:31] Double down, and a stomp in the middle of the elevator will de-do swarm, lock him out, and stop him going anywhere

[01:33:38] But nowhere, the saving grace saves the face of one and catches stompin'

[01:33:42] Jim in a great position now to try and hold on to that guy's player

[01:33:46] Oh, and Blanc has done the wiser, there's an angle on to him, and he walks straight into it

[01:33:50] 3 versus 2 they have a long watch to cross both sites here and they're gonna see if they can try and get themselves

[01:33:57] Gathered and go for the plant tucks in towards B, but loyera two canisters could be the slow

[01:34:02] And oh no, you won't be able to do anything else this round is instead secret

[01:34:06] Slang their way to the fight but doki drops the man with the shield 30 seconds

[01:34:10] You can see the width one on gold one in the site itself

[01:34:13] They're gonna see if they can maybe just try and get the cover they can hold the crosses

[01:34:16] No one tired he's going for, but it's nothing.

[01:34:19] There's no authority at no angle.

[01:34:23] Oh, let it go!

[01:34:25] Oh, that is a risky challenge I fought from Noah.

[01:34:28] I actually fought Noah, made the perfect play.

[01:34:31] He's rotated into position where he can just cut off that rotation.

[01:34:35] Guys, look at me. They are playing like fast, the second step,

[01:34:37] and they're like, we are playing like the late round, okay?

[01:34:39] Let's, like, let's play calm.

[01:34:41] Like, we're going to target, like, let's play calm.

[01:34:43] I think we are dying for the angles, okay?

[01:34:46] I think if you want to fight for the first step again, you can do the base at home.

[01:34:52] You're ready for the shoot, like archived Dallas, okay?

[01:34:55] Kyle can hold the saber.

[01:34:56] Or we can also just do the two above because I'm gonna be asking you about a ban.

[01:35:00] But I also want to fight for the first step, okay?

[01:35:03] Maybe lower your mouth in case if you're confident on that.

[01:35:07] Let's fight for the first step, and then after they do the first step,

[01:35:10] Let's be ready for the first, like the second step, and like, we'll be down, and like, we'll be up.

[01:35:15] Okay, I have an idea.

[01:35:16] Let's go! Let's go, Lona!

[01:35:18] Let's go, Lona!

[01:35:20] Let's go, guys!

[01:35:20] Yeah, I have an idea.

[01:35:23] What's the idea?

[01:35:25] No, you can't cut off of that!

[01:35:28] No!

[01:35:28] Who lip reads?

[01:35:31] What's the idea, Doki?

[01:35:33] What is it?

[01:35:33] There's a lot to try and work it out.

[01:35:35] Please say Amaru.

[01:35:36] Come on, I need an Amaru in this game.

[01:35:40] Wow, I don't think so because they're on defense.

[01:35:43] Bro.

[01:35:44] That's a dream.

[01:35:45] I just want cinema anyway.

[01:35:47] That's Dirkie's plan, and he's going to ruin my...

[01:35:50] What is the counter for Oryx?

[01:35:52] Give me an Oryx.

[01:35:54] Oryx, top of the hatch in the basement.

[01:35:56] Love it.

[01:35:59] Oh, stop.

[01:36:01] Nah.

[01:36:02] We're up top, and...

[01:36:04] Well, maybe Dirkie's plan was I'm going to get back on the boss' feet.

[01:36:07] Ha!

[01:36:08] You got two and a bit kills last time, he was here.

[01:36:16] So this bottom slot should be a lot more stable for G2 because of the Habana ban that they went for previously.

[01:36:23] You don't have the ace, you don't have the Habana. Open up that counter wall is not going to be a possibility for Team Secret.

[01:36:30] And because that's not going to be a possibility, it actually kind of frees up G2 in terms of their operator selection.

[01:36:36] You don't have to bring a bad-

[01:36:38] Lock him, dude. The shit's not over. C'mon!

[01:36:40] Grab those walls, be an open docks,

[01:36:41] so you can bring a few more traps.

[01:36:43] Two more lulans from Alio Mansion, maybe a Valkyrie below can help.

[01:36:53] Just get that filter of intel.

[01:36:55] That huge, cavernous space that is probably a bank.

[01:37:00] Something don't-

[01:37:00] Get it! Not a good start!

[01:37:02] Because Noah gets a very early pick and read.

[01:37:05] D-dreamt was the set, the player who went for the big things before maybe went for a bit of a big action here and has a great gun for peeking, but the energy.

[01:37:13] I only felt by secret and the energy that they can try and add on to this is passive and this is also the concern.

[01:37:19] G2 loved to throw themselves out of the building at just once on their half, and Loira almost gets caught rotating inside.

[01:37:26] It was modally unique, but it was perfectly timed. Loira gets caught underneath.

[01:37:31] Yeah, just wall bang them in through lower elevators.

[01:37:35] Wow, that Valkyrie blow that Romalio said,

[01:37:37] let's bring that and see if we can create a bit of chaos.

[01:37:40] It's gone, and two players off the board

[01:37:45] before we even hit halfway through the round

[01:37:46] is not a great look for G2.

[01:37:48] Jim, below looking for any bits of Gadgerini

[01:37:51] will be able to spot out.

[01:37:52] I assume some of the Valkyrie cameras,

[01:37:54] that's the main thing to take note of.

[01:37:57] Again, for secret, it's just that step by step.

[01:38:00] Just go through the motions, just work G2 for all their work.

[01:38:04] Oh, a lot of damage done and out of ammo that's left.

[01:38:07] They've just pieced them apart and brick by brick,

[01:38:10] you might say you build the build,

[01:38:12] but the building's been down.

[01:38:14] It's been pushed over, it's three pigs

[01:38:16] and they've huffed and they've puffed demo

[01:38:18] and everything's falling down for G2.

[01:38:22] Just like that.

[01:38:23] I thought, I was not attended.

[01:38:26] I thought the brick house is supposed to help them.

[01:38:28] Not the case!

[01:38:37] He's lost his mind!

[01:38:38] Do you think?

[01:38:40] This could be a guess.

[01:38:42] Do you think he really wants to play in front of a crowd in Paris?

[01:38:45] I think, I mean, one thing, all the Frenchmen have done really well.

[01:38:49] I mean, of course, for Blast don't forget as well.

[01:38:51] This would be massive for him.

[01:38:52] But you look, obviously, the Falcons are the obvious ones.

[01:38:55] um baby shark a wild card gets not privilege and there will be games not over y'all it's

[01:39:04] one to four game is not over like dude i've seen so many comebacks in this game over the

[01:39:12] years bro i've seen so many comebacks bro i mean dude if y'all have ever had a o3 comeback

[01:39:18] in ranked if y'all have ever sold a 3o leading ranked pro leagues no different you could come

[01:39:23] back just the same I still believe I still believe I believe in the comeback

[01:39:29] chat maybe I'm delusional but I've seen stop and do some miraculous shit bro

[01:39:36] so in the last match I haven't been able to get themselves into the kill

[01:39:40] the I mean the car from the doke the biggest issue is like G2's kind of is

[01:39:44] taking turns giving up first picks literally besides stop it like and out

[01:39:48] of my out of us not gonna be first picks either but like I don't know it's not

[01:39:53] not looking good with the first pick.

[01:39:54] Organization!

[01:39:55] One thing that the G2D and I has, it's not over yet, until the last kill is found, and

[01:40:04] they still got a challenge, but to at least salvage the hatch for a 4-2 split.

[01:40:10] The secret, the confidence that they have, they'll be looking for that 5-1.

[01:40:15] Nice!

[01:40:16] Don't be playing so good in this game.

[01:40:18] Nice!

[01:40:19] It's not over! It's over, bitch!

[01:40:22] Let's go, G2! C'mon!

[01:40:26] Remember, I said 2-4 split on bank is very wonderful.

[01:40:30] There goes the dongle beep. There goes the black beard.

[01:40:33] There goes the much more limited approach now, but the side is secret.

[01:40:36] Instead, they're gonna have to try and piece things together.

[01:40:39] That means in the chat, you know.

[01:40:40] There's not a corridor. It can't be much other than out of some audio distractions.

[01:40:43] 2-4 split is good. That is good. That's good.

[01:40:45] good. Especially is that maybe this one hasn't quite operated the same that on the copy window

[01:40:51] maybe going to get the crossing to get some of the controls. This is very good, very good,

[01:40:54] very good. The kid is right now demo. Is it a failed rush that they attempted? I don't think that's

[01:41:01] something that Secret would have went for because again that slow and steady approach

[01:41:05] is really benefit at the moment. Adrian, looking to see if he can just find a few picks outside

[01:41:12] Flash yourself, dumbass!

[01:41:14] Flash yourself, dumbass!

[01:41:16] Flash yourself, dumbass!

[01:41:20] Flash yourself, dumbass!

[01:41:22] Keep talking shit, ugly!

[01:41:24] Come on, cheater!

[01:41:26] See, now bro,

[01:41:28] 2-4 split is very

[01:41:30] fucking

[01:41:31] wettable, y'all.

[01:41:32] 2-4 split,

[01:41:34] 1-5, I'm not gonna lie,

[01:41:36] it probably would've been cheese.

[01:41:38] 2-4 split,

[01:41:40] split bank is a really easy map to attack dude it's time to tighten the fuck up

[01:41:46] let's tango just one sort of reigning champion bro stop it wins this like oh

[01:41:53] my god cuz dude then they play webo which is like it's not a free win cuz

[01:42:00] there's no free wins in pro league but dude webo is a lot easier of a team to

[01:42:04] beat than secret obviously it's fucking phase and all the team she choose how to

[01:42:07] to beat to survive, but I think if they win this, G2 wins this with all the momentum after

[01:42:14] beating FaZe and beating Secret like two days apart, two of the best things to war

[01:42:19] right now, they have a chance.

[01:42:23] They have a good chance to win this fucking tournament.

[01:42:26] They gotta win this map though.

[01:42:27] They gotta win this map.

[01:42:28] They gotta win this map.

[01:42:29] This is really important.

[01:42:31] And this is it.

[01:42:32] They lose this, they're fucking out.

[01:42:33] Same with Secret.

[01:42:34] Both teams are literally playing for their life right now.

[01:42:37] This is not like the Winner's Bracket where you lose and you have a security blanket.

[01:42:40] If you lose, you're fucking catching the next morning flight out of Paris and you're going home.

[01:42:47] And then you're going to lay in bed and stare at the ceiling and wonder why you're a fucking child.

[01:42:51] But if you win, you advance. You advance, bro.

[01:42:56] It just keeps getting thinner and thinner. What the fuck you can do?

[01:42:59] Smith defences where we kick our things off. You look at the lineup from Secret.

[01:43:04] Plenty of denial you have.

[01:43:06] Chad G2 is cooking up a Strat Boyz, Thermite, Ying, Osa, Capitile, and a Deimos.

[01:43:14] It looks like they're going to breach the server wall.

[01:43:17] Oh no, wait, what are they pushing?

[01:43:19] It looks like they're pushing.

[01:43:21] Nah, I think they're going to, okay.

[01:43:23] I think Doki is going to solo push Garage and try to backstab.

[01:43:29] And then, I don't know, let's see what they're going to do.

[01:43:32] They're going to go through a yin capital plant maybe behind an osu! shield which could

[01:43:37] work because dude secret has no form of explosives besides jumei c4s they have nothing so that

[01:43:44] could work if they get rid of jumei c4s.

[01:43:47] Wow we had an illusion towards a yin shotgun and we've seen some mixed results but this

[01:43:53] is a long corridor and you're going to have to hope the blind carries you a bit of a distance

[01:43:56] his army is under a bit of pressure from damos on the other side and can drop the hatch as

[01:44:01] As soon as the swing comes around, the dash starts to offer some support.

[01:44:03] The grind is clear at this point.

[01:44:05] It's clearing the ground, really.

[01:44:07] Force them further back, take the terrain and do it.

[01:44:09] It looks like Seed pretty gave up the second floor.

[01:44:12] And then what we saw Seed for is a good start.

[01:44:15] Yeah, this is good.

[01:44:15] G2 at 10, getting themselves into a great position.

[01:44:18] I'm telling you, bro, this gap is the tap attack.

[01:44:21] Trust.

[01:44:21] Breach.

[01:44:22] The hatch is open.

[01:44:23] Still got a point.

[01:44:24] Also, the game is always winnable as long as stop is on AT.

[01:44:27] The operator, we have to look at.

[01:44:28] Remember that.

[01:44:29] The game is always wonderful.

[01:44:31] One of two ways. Why?

[01:44:33] You stand a kinda lone...

[01:44:34] I've seen him use a crazy shit over here.

[01:44:44] Nice!

[01:44:45] Bro, this is damage and trouble.

[01:44:47] This is damage and trouble dude.

[01:44:50] You better get more clear.

[01:44:53] I'm gonna have a warning out there.

[01:44:56] Give me some support, mate.

[01:44:58] You must have a shit on him.

[01:45:00] Oh, nice!

[01:45:02] Nice! Nice!

[01:45:04] Nice!

[01:45:06] They know Wardens on the blue stairs.

[01:45:08] Stop and might be able to capitalize him.

[01:45:10] Nice! Nice!

[01:45:12] Now he's going to capitalize the door.

[01:45:14] Look, look at that!

[01:45:16] He's trying to get him!

[01:45:18] Shoot him in the ass!

[01:45:22] Nice!

[01:45:24] Nice!

[01:45:26] That's my boy! That's my boy!

[01:45:31] Here we go, bitches!

[01:45:34] Double kill for the kid.

[01:45:45] Good smokes, dude. He's doing so much this round. Oh my god!

[01:45:51] Good game, good game! Good game!

[01:45:53] Let's go! Let's go!

[01:45:56] YES! YES! YES!

[01:46:00] It's not over, bitch!

[01:46:05] Noah, all the kills you're about to get are completely meaningless, buddy.

[01:46:08] You should've helped her to meet when they were getting a literally finger-blasted in the objectives.

[01:46:12] I hate when people bait.

[01:46:14] Let's go stop him. Stop him with a triple.

[01:46:16] Brother!

[01:46:18] Oh my god. It's like watching artwork.

[01:46:21] Dude.

[01:46:23] He capped? Okay.

[01:46:24] He kills the zombie, he trades Doki's kill from the hatch.

[01:46:29] On the staircase, which is such a good one-sided angle to hold.

[01:46:32] And then he capitiles, fires off Warden, so Warden can't move.

[01:46:35] Kills Warden.

[01:46:37] Then smokes off the door, smokes off the heddles.

[01:46:41] Then gets the last kill of the 31.

[01:46:44] He's doing so much.

[01:46:46] He's getting, opening kills and setting up the plant.

[01:46:49] It's absolutely insane.

[01:46:51] That Ying play by Lawyer was so good.

[01:46:53] good that's why these guys are pro like just little backstab strategies like that is so good

[01:46:58] Royce playstyle is a lot like kason's bro he always like solo plays it's really good to have

[01:47:02] one guy like that in your team all right four to three like i said bro this map is very attack

[01:47:08] sided g2 could win this dude they actually could win this nine percent split in the voting come on

[01:47:14] Come on y'all, come on y'all!

[01:47:16] Who took the stairs?

[01:47:18] I just discovered the location of the bar.

[01:47:20] Oh, he's dead.

[01:47:22] Who might guess?

[01:47:24] Five seconds left.

[01:47:26] Either way, they've got everything to try and slow down.

[01:47:30] Doki is playing, Doki's playing so good at this map.

[01:47:34] It's one thing to go positive in Siege when your team's winning.

[01:47:37] It's another thing to go ten and six while you're losing, like,

[01:47:41] Because when you're winning you're just more likely to have a better kitty because you're gonna be dying less

[01:47:45] But when you lose rounds you basically have to die

[01:47:48] So the fact that he's ten and six and losing like doki is playing absolutely amazing this game like genuinely

[01:47:59] That's not but it's so good on these windows if y'all remember he had that one before against Shaco like a year ago

[01:48:04] I'm gonna have to get himself a kill. Yeah, if you can get the shields down and have to cross

[01:48:07] Well, all right, I don't know I've got it in square. That's good. It's really important to have an Osa here.

[01:48:13] It's ground, it's also very...

[01:48:14] Adam, I was already doing a lot of good work.

[01:48:16] This is a really good start.

[01:48:20] I love this start.

[01:48:24] Okay.

[01:48:27] Wait, guys, what the fuck? No.

[01:48:30] Oh my god, the main way they were going to get in to this site is gone!

[01:48:35] And now that kid, right by what we're supposed to do now, how are we going to win?

[01:48:39] We have no thermos.

[01:48:40] How do you get there?

[01:48:42] Probably with the Talon Shields we see, but it has to be some important cover coming from

[01:48:46] the side of Janadus.

[01:48:47] They've already proved they're happy to swing onto these awkward angles.

[01:48:50] Hit the Grismog.

[01:48:51] And yes, they can get up the hill.

[01:48:53] That was the worst start, imagine the main breach, but how do they then get through Janadus?

[01:48:57] The reason why you open up that wall is to make Janitor unplayable.

[01:49:03] This is a big issue.

[01:49:04] They need to try and crack it. They still got you till from Doki.

[01:49:09] He's got the fire bolts, but Savage, he's the counter operator.

[01:49:14] He's the Wami.

[01:49:15] So realistically, the arrows shouldn't be doing much.

[01:49:18] They have a back line.

[01:49:20] Secret just have to make sure they keep that awareness I talked about before and keep the read through.

[01:49:24] There is coverage from the bolts. There is chance at forcing players and with the smoke and the rower doors

[01:49:29] You can imagine things are gonna get a little bit spicy when they try and go for the development

[01:49:34] But three impacts they can get rid of those just as quick as they appear and that's the game that secret have to hold on to

[01:49:40] Here's the coverage. Will there be any pressure on the side of his head?

[01:49:43] They're happy to swing and even happy at the five results, but Mowgli now retakes this cross

[01:49:48] They have either side the pinch and he just has to not give himself on to what's stopping

[01:49:52] But again, this kip position. They're all around it. They're everywhere, demo.

[01:49:57] They have to try and get a move on and find these players.

[01:49:59] The dope we call Goat's in.

[01:50:01] Dopey looking for the creep up into our shatter.

[01:50:03] Savage finds another Dopey, now makes himself drop the DMR.

[01:50:06] Now, Savage with a drop shot.

[01:50:09] Free for him in the round and stomping all by himself.

[01:50:12] 15 seconds, walks into the LMI and walks into his demise.

[01:50:17] Savage, good for four.

[01:50:21] Wow, wow, wow.

[01:50:22] See.

[01:50:28] Adam, I was in the gunfight top square was the worst possible thing that could have happened because they were able to immediately retake top square.

[01:50:34] And then once they retake top square, you can't plan on that objective on top of that.

[01:50:38] That opening pick was so fucking bad.

[01:50:41] Like, bro, that is some shit that would happen in a roller Sunday, a zombie walks up to the breach.

[01:50:46] Dude, it's a $3 million tournament.

[01:50:49] Bro, if I was Loira, I would be so pissed because I've died like that a thousand times.

[01:50:55] I'm breaching a wall, I have a teammate on a window and a teammate on an Osa shield

[01:50:58] behind me, and this guy's able to not only walk up and kill me, but he doesn't even get

[01:51:03] traded.

[01:51:04] How does he not get traded?

[01:51:05] Man, this certainly destroyed it, I'm getting it.

[01:51:08] Bro, he had two teammates on the site windows.

[01:51:11] He had a teammate on the top square Osa shield.

[01:51:13] He put a thermite down and still dies.

[01:51:16] Go point a halve when there's no players and something doesn't happen.

[01:51:21] I don't know what happens.

[01:51:23] Maybe he has zombed off the window and just sprinted.

[01:51:25] That would make sense I guess.

[01:51:28] Secret.

[01:51:29] Open area.

[01:51:30] I don't know what happened.

[01:51:32] Walked in.

[01:51:33] All right, Chad.

[01:51:36] Stomping is two rounds away from being knocked out of this tournament, but he's four rounds

[01:51:41] away from advancing to the next round. I think he's advancing, boys. Trust me.

[01:51:49] She's got one stuff. Letting a guy kill that perv. This is how, at the very top levels,

[01:51:56] you will be punished. You make that one mistake, and the enemy team will just grab that one

[01:52:01] with it.

[01:52:02] They've pulled away from the officer. They've got themselves ready to take care of you.

[01:52:08] as quick as possible in this bulletproof run, it hasn't always survived very long, but it gets the

[01:52:12] kid growing up a bit. I carry that statistic here. Eyes on the side, but the verticalities,

[01:52:18] what they want to try and lock down in Ella, Mowgli. Just a little bit of pressure, but he's

[01:52:23] surrounded by friends in a nice place, and it's actually a drive from the demo, something beneath

[01:52:27] it. It locks it in, but there's the first, Adrian gets on towards one, and there's the fight for

[01:52:31] Mowgli, what the hell! The Steny was making this motion, but instead, they've just entirely been

[01:52:37] Rebuff the fight to nice axe something does fine Mowgli gets revenge, but I'm sure he'll be very happy

[01:52:45] Out of my stomach out of my your own six

[01:52:49] son

[01:52:52] Folk it might be time for the retire dude like I don't just try to slip the kid in but as soon as you hit that mind behind

[01:52:59] Them top blue. They're in a position to swing on stop. It gets what?

[01:53:03] doubles down

[01:53:05] That secret zit with a couple of rounds of safety.

[01:53:10] I think it's probably over.

[01:53:13] You can't really win if

[01:53:17] Balamow and Blaser going two and 14 as a duo.

[01:53:20] It's not really possible.

[01:53:21] I don't know.

[01:53:22] I don't mean it in like a mean or like a disrespectful way,

[01:53:27] but like, God man.

[01:53:31] I really want to see Stompin' in like a new roster, dude.

[01:53:35] These motherfuckers are 2 and 14 in an elimination game like

[01:53:42] See my impulsive thoughts told me to throw this bottle out a window, but then it's just gonna break the window

[01:53:47] I

[01:53:48] Mean y'all are two and 14 get my ass in there dog. I might go three and 14. Holy fuck

[01:53:58] Y'all are two and 14

[01:54:00] It's not even like the two and fourteen bro. It's just that never-ending first picks man. That's the that's really the fucking problem

[01:54:13] It's not even like a two and thirteen my back. It's not even the two and thirteen shit. It's like

[01:54:21] It's just the never-ending first picks it started on console, but it just looks so sloppy, bro

[01:54:26] I don't know, man, it wasn't for stopping, bro.

[01:54:33] This team literally would have got grouped and those are facts.

[01:54:37] Like if it wasn't for stopping, this team would have literally placed fifth in the group.

[01:54:44] I don't know.

[01:54:45] What I want to see happen and what I could see the stars aligning is one of two things.

[01:54:53] I think if Falcons, which is Shaco and Lickifax team,

[01:54:57] are to lose this event,

[01:54:59] because like they always end up getting second.

[01:55:01] If they're to lose this event,

[01:55:03] I could maybe see Stompin joining that team as like a flex.

[01:55:07] It's very slim,

[01:55:08] because they have the same lineup every year,

[01:55:10] but it's like that's never win.

[01:55:12] So they may as well change something.

[01:55:14] Or the more realistic thing I could see happening

[01:55:19] is Stompin joining Shotfire Battalion,

[01:55:22] which is Spoy and the Canadians team,

[01:55:24] which I think that team,

[01:55:27] if they have Canadian as an IGL,

[01:55:28] I think that team would be disgusting,

[01:55:30] but I don't know.

[01:55:31] G2 need to find it,

[01:55:31] they've almost found it onto noise on about half the...

[01:55:33] If Spoy and Stoppin' in a pro league team together

[01:55:36] would be great, like that would be generational.

[01:55:38] Nice hack!

[01:55:40] Another first pick for the GOAT.

[01:55:41] Chad, by the way, in map two and map three,

[01:55:45] Stoppin' has not been first picked a single time,

[01:55:47] which is one of the most impressive things

[01:55:48] I've ever seen in my life.

[01:55:49] control of in towards tellers and archives and lock out this wrong game to allow

[01:55:56] Stop it, still try to shoot. How about confidence?

[01:56:00] What a time for him to finally start to, you know, feel that energy, let him drive,

[01:56:05] let him get into these position he likes and hope that follow-throughs can come,

[01:56:08] but there's Mowgli!

[01:56:10] Get Stokey, get that Deimos, get that response!

[01:56:13] Come on, stop him.

[01:56:14] Drifts his way back into open, makes him have to check and recheck.

[01:56:17] They know somebody's at the back end of garage and they're so tempted to see if they can try and make friends with them

[01:56:22] But if the swing comes out they actually survive

[01:56:25] Luckily, Lawyer are almost ready to rip the head of the Noah

[01:56:28] There's not much left of him already

[01:56:29] They double-stack

[01:56:30] They swing it out, Nazarian

[01:56:31] Cements himself for two

[01:56:33] Cause they swing wide, it's a rush down

[01:56:35] Breeze is a trouble back in force

[01:56:36] Main is on his position

[01:56:38] Stomp and still run

[01:56:39] Hang in the open, he can get the swing round

[01:56:41] Two B's three

[01:56:42] Secret, no

[01:56:44] They can push a two versus one

[01:56:46] Stop it, good clutch hit.

[01:56:56] Nice hack! Nice hack! Nice hack!

[01:57:03] No.

[01:57:16] Another bit of hope for G2, but another side!

[01:57:20] Frightening Black Hero is not enough!

[01:57:22] This is not G2's story to tell instead!

[01:57:26] Secret!

[01:57:27] Well, they've decided he'll freeze already full at Secret's demo,

[01:57:31] and they are here to make their own mark.

[01:57:35] The streak continues!

[01:57:38] Byte once again being the stronghold of Team Secret.

[01:57:44] G2 tried again to break a team on bank, but this time it did not happen for them.

[01:57:52] G2 out of six, Invitational.

[01:57:57] They tried the lower bracket run the same way they tried SI 23, but this time it did

[01:58:03] not work.

[01:58:04] Well, that's it for us for now, but we've got some other people to take it away.

[01:58:11] What a matchup, team secret. They dig deep on map 2, they showcase absolute class and

[01:58:22] map 3. I'll be honest with you, that never looked down.

[01:58:25] No, they were in control the whole time and I mean they're living up to the expectations

[01:58:29] of a 16 win streak now that they're in the...

[01:58:31] Show me the KDs please. Show me the little board.

[01:58:34] I gotta say so many important rounds. Whole domination I will see most of the time in

[01:59:08] And they're so decisive in the way that they play, and they get out in front of the attack

[01:59:11] and then from there just...

[01:59:13] Just show me the leaderboard please.

[01:59:15] Let me just see the scoreboard.

[01:59:16] Because that to me is the ability Mowgli had to...

[01:59:19] Folk.

[01:59:20] I mean this shit is sorry as fuck dude.

[01:59:24] Legitimately.

[01:59:25] Let's see.

[01:59:26] Here we go.

[01:59:28] This is what I wanted to see.

[01:59:30] Alright, so this is everybody's KDE from the entire best of three series.

[01:59:36] For last, 12 kills, 27 deaths, 0 and 6 on entry, you're fired.

[01:59:45] Brother, it's time to start working at RVs.

[01:59:49] Next up, Loira, 20 kills, 26 deaths, 3 and 6 on entry.

[01:59:59] I guess it's mediocre at best.

[02:00:03] out. 16 kills, 21 deaths, 2 and 1 on entry. Not as bad as I thought it would be, but out

[02:00:11] of my you did go 0 and 7 in the most important game. Doki, 20 and 26, 5 and 6 on entry. And

[02:00:19] last but certainly not least, Stompin. Only player with a positive KD, only player with

[02:00:26] an EPS over 90 only player with a positive KD on entry and the highest kills per round on the team

[02:00:36] this is an absolute troll job i mean i have no words brothers look look bro i'm yeah

[02:00:45] like what the fuck legitimately dude legitimately blast you are fired like I

[02:00:56] don't I don't know you're done your time has come 12 and 27 open six on entry

[02:01:03] Jesus Christ were you playing with a Wii remote what happened were you

[02:01:10] literally playing with a Wii remote? Tell me. I mean, do y'all see this scoreboard? What is this?

[02:01:23] I mean, Oven 6 on entry? Oven 6. 12 and 27? Your EPS was 66. Brother, I've never even seen an EPS

[02:01:37] that low the next lowest EPS in the lobby was 86 sweet mother of Neptune your

[02:01:46] kills per round was 0.39 holy fuck yeah I don't know something's got to change

[02:01:57] bro if nothing changes nothing changes if nothing changes nothing changes I don't

[02:02:02] I don't know. I don't know dude. I really don't know. If nothing changes, nothing changes bro.

[02:02:10] It's like I'm really tired of watching these events and then I just look at the leaderboard

[02:02:15] and I see this. I see this absolute catastrophe on my screen. All four of Stompin's teammates went

[02:02:24] deeply negative. Not a singular one of his teammates even came close to going neutral.

[02:02:30] The best KD on his team was 16 and 21 by fucking Alamow!

[02:02:36] And Alamow's 35!

[02:02:47] Stoppin', you played amazing yet again. I don't know.

[02:02:50] Are you even capable of going negative? Stoppin'?

[02:02:53] At an event? Has he ever gone negative at an event?

[02:03:00] Yeah, I can't hold my tongue any longer.

[02:03:04] I can't.

[02:03:06] I physically can't.

[02:03:08] I can't.

[02:03:09] I can't hold my tongue any longer.

[02:03:11] I can't.

[02:03:13] I mean, we got it.

[02:03:15] We got it.

[02:03:16] We got to change a lot of shit, y'all.

[02:03:19] We got to change a lot of shit.

[02:03:21] Blast!

[02:03:22] Your time has come.

[02:03:23] Hey, bro, it's time to join a T2 team and work your way back up because what the fuck

[02:03:29] is this a 66 even yes bro was just running around the map bro was just

[02:03:36] being used as a UAV drone Roy Rock you're supposed to be the second best

[02:03:41] fragger on this team behind Stompin why the fuck are you three and six on

[02:03:45] entry Adam out you're 40 I don't know what else to say I'm actually kind of

[02:03:50] impressed 16 and 21 considering he's literally 40 not bad doki uh you did

[02:03:58] good I guess in map 3 and stop and you're the only one on the team with a

[02:04:03] positive KD same exact thing happened at EWC finals same exact thing happened in

[02:04:09] the last fucking major get this guy some help sweet mother of Jesus he's the

[02:04:17] youngest player on the team he's the only rookie on the team and y'all can't

[02:04:23] and even get a fucking posh ass cake!

[02:04:27] Fuck!

[02:04:39] They gotta make roster changes.

[02:04:41] Yeah, here's what needs to happen, bro.

[02:04:43] And I'm gonna keep it a fucking buck.

[02:04:45] Cause I don't care, I don't give a fuck.

[02:04:47] The only person in Prodig that I actually care about

[02:04:50] is Stompin', so I'm just gonna tell it to you what it is.

[02:04:53] This G2 roster is fucking dog shit, okay?

[02:04:56] Dog shit.

[02:04:58] The, bro, they should have gotten grouped.

[02:05:00] Do you realize how bad that is?

[02:05:02] This team should have placed fifth in their group.

[02:05:06] Guess how many teams were in a group?

[02:05:07] Five.

[02:05:09] This team was literally going to place

[02:05:11] dead glass in the group,

[02:05:13] but Stumpin saved their ass.

[02:05:16] Literally, we watched the game.

[02:05:18] He, if it was not for him,

[02:05:20] They would have placed dead glass at six invitations in the group,

[02:05:24] which is blast from it.

[02:05:27] Blast from it.

[02:05:30] Look at the numbers.

[02:05:31] Numbers don't lie, but people do.

[02:05:33] Remember that.

[02:05:35] Stoppage, the only person on his team with an EPS of above 88 and he had

[02:05:39] 113 EPS.

[02:05:41] 113 EPS.

[02:05:43] Only person on his team with a positive KD.

[02:05:46] Only person on his team with a positive KD on entry besides Adelaugh.

[02:05:50] Second highest cost on the team, highest KPR on the team.

[02:05:55] I mean, what the fuck else do you need him to do?

[02:05:58] What do you need him to do?

[02:06:00] Holy shit!

[02:06:02] Here's what needs to happen, bro.

[02:06:07] Either, I don't even know if, like,

[02:06:09] what is cutting Blast gonna do?

[02:06:12] Like, like, bro, what is that even gonna do?

[02:06:15] Cause he's gonna get cut.

[02:06:16] I mean, you cannot play like,

[02:06:18] You can't perform like this and keep a contract.

[02:06:21] If he can play like this and still have a pro league contract,

[02:06:24] get me in there.

[02:06:25] Get me the fuck in there, bro.

[02:06:27] 0.39 KPR,

[02:06:31] 0 and six on entry,

[02:06:33] brother man.

[02:06:34] 0 and six on entry,

[02:06:37] sweet mother of pearl.

[02:06:40] Here's what needs to happen.

[02:06:43] If they're gonna keep this G2 roster,

[02:06:45] which honestly, I don't even see the point.

[02:06:52] What's the point legitimately?

[02:06:53] What's the point?

[02:06:55] What's the point?

[02:06:57] I'm so, cause like, I'm so tired of watching a player

[02:07:01] who I can literally see is better than everyone in the lobby

[02:07:05] losing tournament after tournament because of this shit.

[02:07:09] This looks like vomit.

[02:07:10] This looks like puke.

[02:07:12] How is this a leaderboard?

[02:07:15] How is this a leaderboard?

[02:07:18] Your time is up.

[02:07:20] Here's what needs to happen, bro.

[02:07:23] Shopify rebellion, maybe?

[02:07:26] But like, I don't know, that seemed kind of ass too.

[02:07:30] It's just like, bro, do you guys realize

[02:07:34] it's so disgusting to even say this?

[02:07:35] I wanna say this now, just so if it ever happens,

[02:07:39] I could just be historically correct.

[02:07:41] If Stompin joins Shiko's team, because that team comes in English, because Usus is from England, I think.

[02:07:50] If Stompin joins Shiko's team, I actually think they'll win every major for the next two years, probably.

[02:08:00] Shiko, Stompin, Lick-a-Fack, Usus, who would he replace, though?

[02:08:06] Fuck it. Whoever the fuck he wants. I don't know. Who else in that team? Breeday and who else?

[02:08:13] Yeah, but Breeday plays support. Maybe Breeday actually. Saltov? Bro, think about this lineup for a second.

[02:08:25] Sheiko, Stompin, Usus, Liquefac, who's the best IG out in the world, and Saltov, and they drop Ridae.

[02:08:36] Brother, oh my, that team, because that team, the problem with that team is they always make it far in the tournament and they always get second place to the Brazilian teams like W7M and FaZe in the SS.

[02:08:48] Bro, if you put Stomp in, in that team, they will win every match.

[02:08:54] It'll be boring.

[02:08:55] I mean, what the- again, what the fuck am I looking at?

[02:09:01] What is this stat sheet?

[02:09:03] This is the most lopsided shit I've ever seen in my life.

[02:09:08] Sweet mother of pearl.

[02:09:09] All right, bro, let's go to the rock and roll.

[02:09:12] I'm just sad.

[02:09:13] I'm just sad.

[02:09:14] I'm just sad.

[02:09:15] I'm just sad. I'm gonna go pee y'all. Be out babe.

[02:09:45] you

[02:11:15] She's dead, took her dog, yes she farmed.

[02:11:19] Yes, she got it closed, let her wish she farmed.

[02:11:23] Shut her in the bag, y'all.

[02:11:26] Thoughts on the Super Bowl?

[02:11:29] Hands down without a doubt the most boring Super Bowl game

[02:11:31] I've ever watched in my life.

[02:11:33] They should have called it the punt bowl.

[02:11:36] It was just punts and field goals.

[02:11:39] It was absolutely atrocious.

[02:11:42] Worst Super Bowl I've ever watched.

[02:11:43] Besides maybe Bronco Seahawks, but at least in that game there was like touchdowns and shit

[02:11:51] We're super bowl I could ever watch dude Dan Demir turned it off

[02:11:56] What if we go to water down we go to water and then we're locked then a we're hitting flat today on the bread side

[02:12:13] I don't even know what to say to mom.

[02:12:23] Let me watch you mom.

[02:12:27] Alright chat, we got a banger video dude.

[02:12:35] I love the music in this.

[02:12:57] Face drop?

[02:13:00] God!

[02:13:01] I mean, come on, dude!

[02:13:03] Come on!

[02:13:05] Oh my god, I love this song.

[02:13:18] Alright alright alright alright.

[02:13:20] Ladies and gentlemen, fear with the five, get it?

[02:13:24] Jack, a banger video has came across my desk this morning, dude.

[02:13:31] So I've seen this video I recommended, and I'm a little bit curious as to how this is

[02:13:34] even gonna happen but the name of the video is Rocket League but every time

[02:13:39] you score the ball grows how the fuck is that gonna work two months ago I

[02:13:46] showed you guys what a game of Rocket League would look like if every time you

[02:13:49] score the ball strings and it was a chaotic mess well it was only a matter

[02:13:58] wait how are they doing that is it modded this has to be modded time until we

[02:14:02] We did the opposite, where every time that you score, the ball grows in size.

[02:14:06] There's only one problem though.

[02:14:07] The standard net is too dang small to let the ball get any bigger than three times the

[02:14:10] size.

[02:14:11] So what did I do?

[02:14:12] I quickly crafted up this bad boy.

[02:14:13] A field with a net so big, even your mom could fit in.

[02:14:19] Okay get ready, you're about to witness the biggest rockin'ly ball ever seen by the human

[02:14:22] eye.

[02:14:23] Hope you guys enjoy, let's get right into it.

[02:14:24] Alright, welcome to this map.

[02:14:25] Let's see.

[02:14:26] Let's see again.

[02:14:27] Alright, I'll let him guys.

[02:14:28] You guys are hot.

[02:14:29] I'll let him guys.

[02:14:30] I'll let him guys.

[02:14:31] let's go okay where's where we're

[02:14:35] crazy Xerx Xerx oh just so I like it to

[02:14:40] be one let's go yeah I don't need it

[02:14:42] where the heck did Xerx go he was here

[02:14:44] the whole time fell asleep oh my god

[02:14:47] this guy's good connection hey guys hey

[02:14:52] hey hey back like I never left

[02:14:56] Nope, they know

[02:15:05] Yep all goes

[02:15:15] I think it's still in is it in nice guy bro, is that the normal ball?

[02:15:20] Oh, it's kind of laggy it is in it. Wait, no, it is thing. Oh God lag advantage

[02:15:28] leg advantage

[02:15:30] Is it not I think it is I think it is

[02:15:36] What it move it's on the ceiling tomorrow

[02:15:39] Oh

[02:15:48] No reason oh

[02:15:51] My god

[02:15:52] Okay, that ball is small, but it's not that it's like slightly smaller than like average like toasted

[02:15:59] Yeah, we're watching the replays are yeah, it's all good. I wonder why the goal is so large

[02:16:05] Keep saying that

[02:16:09] Oh wait so now the ball is bigger, okay? No

[02:16:13] Now that looks like the average size ball chat. Oh, no

[02:16:19] Jiggy don't miss this come here

[02:16:21] Oh, this ball is gonna get enormous. Oh, it's gonna feed him. It's just gonna feed him. I can't

[02:16:28] It's just too easy

[02:16:31] I have just nothing I can do. How big does the ball get? I don't know. Look at the glove. Maybe you couldn't infer

[02:16:36] just how big this ball can get.

[02:16:39] Okay, it's bigger.

[02:16:40] It's gonna fill it.

[02:16:42] Is there a man?

[02:16:43] Let's just keep going.

[02:16:44] I don't know.

[02:16:44] Bro, wait, that is girthy.

[02:16:48] That is a girthy ball, gal.

[02:16:50] There you go.

[02:16:51] Wait, I'm feeling like this is gonna get crazy.

[02:16:52] Oh my God.

[02:16:54] W challenge.

[02:16:55] Wait, it's hitbox.

[02:16:55] It's hitbox, isn't like that bad.

[02:16:57] No, it's fine.

[02:16:58] It's pretty good.

[02:16:59] Usually when it's big ball,

[02:17:00] it's hard to do it.

[02:17:01] Yeah, I'm curious to see how the hitbox

[02:17:02] is gonna be when it gets huge.

[02:17:03] What?

[02:17:04] It's good, it's worse.

[02:17:05] Let's go together. Let's go. Yeah

[02:17:13] That is gigantic

[02:17:17] Oh

[02:17:19] He doubled it

[02:17:23] Nice

[02:17:35] Wait, chat, what are they playing on to do this?

[02:17:40] Is this the modic thing, the Bakus mod thing?

[02:17:45] What are they playing on to do this, dude?

[02:17:48] What is this?

[02:17:50] PC?

[02:17:52] Bakus mod.

[02:17:55] That's the thing?

[02:17:56] It is much more.

[02:17:57] It has to be like three times in a row.

[02:18:03] Bro this is gonna be like literally it's gonna take up the whole fucking ceiling by the end of it

[02:18:11] My car doesn't like I'm just chat is it free or does it cost money my god?

[02:18:22] My god

[02:18:24] Go go go go go

[02:18:27] This is so tilt. I'm little missing the beat like when the ball gets huge though

[02:18:32] It's gonna be so hard to actually score this ball in the world

[02:18:40] The fact that I'm just getting worse

[02:18:44] Look at this thing. Oh my god

[02:18:54] What are the hot wheels?

[02:19:01] Massive yoga ball, it's getting bigger guys. Oh my god

[02:19:09] Yeah, I was perfect

[02:19:12] Oh, we're we're easy

[02:19:14] I can't read the 50

[02:19:22] Once it gets so big I feel like even the car won't even move

[02:19:38] Let's go

[02:19:44] Keep on it, keep on it, keep on it.

[02:19:47] They're actually scoring longer.

[02:19:48] I think I can pitch that.

[02:19:49] This score is so fast.

[02:19:52] Playing hard defense.

[02:19:52] They're going for like really high 50s on the ball.

[02:19:55] I can't just get flip reset.

[02:19:56] Just keep going, just keep going.

[02:19:57] Bro, look at the size of that ball.

[02:19:59] Dude, I actually hit the exact middle.

[02:20:01] I swear to God.

[02:20:03] Oh, infinite boost was such a good call, Tim.

[02:20:08] Oh, shoot.

[02:20:10] Hey, I do you.

[02:20:11] Oh, that's in.

[02:20:13] Oh, man with the big scene wait

[02:20:19] For they literally

[02:20:28] By the end of this

[02:20:36] Like it how slow the pinch move

[02:20:43] Yeah, my bad.

[02:20:45] Alright, it's just gonna be even bigger now.

[02:20:47] Oh!

[02:20:48] Good.

[02:20:49] I...

[02:20:50] Back to you!

[02:20:51] Oh my god!

[02:20:52] Dude!

[02:20:53] Bro, this is actually crazy.

[02:20:55] Turnipash.

[02:20:56] It's like, no!

[02:20:57] What a punch.

[02:20:59] It doesn't even hit the wall.

[02:21:01] It just bounces back.

[02:21:03] It does hit the bootcamp though, I think.

[02:21:06] Bro, so on PC Rocketing, you can kind of just do whatever you want to do.

[02:21:10] Bro, I gotta get on PC rockin' and chat.

[02:21:14] If you can actually just do, if you can complete these sandboxes, bro.

[02:21:18] Dude.

[02:21:19] Yeah, my brain was in the spin cycle for a second.

[02:21:23] Um, stay in front, dude, these guys are just having the time of their life.

[02:21:27] Oh no, he's air dribbling!

[02:21:30] How are you air dribbling that?

[02:21:32] How is that even possible?

[02:21:34] Oh my god!

[02:21:36] What?

[02:21:37] There's no bounds, dude.

[02:21:39] How dude is air dribbling

[02:21:48] Give me PTSD back to the Majora's mask

[02:21:56] The day I saved that bro sign me, I don't know I'd be not building sick offs

[02:22:00] Oh

[02:22:05] Dude the ball is getting so big it's where you can barely even see the car under it

[02:22:14] Look at that shit, bro. This isn't even halfway through the video either

[02:22:21] Four flip resets off the ball there. I saved it. I saved it. I saved it

[02:22:24] This is only after 10 goals.

[02:22:28] Going in.

[02:22:29] Yes.

[02:22:30] Together.

[02:22:31] Teamwork.

[02:22:32] Yeah.

[02:22:33] Yeah.

[02:22:34] Okay.

[02:22:35] No, this is accident.

[02:22:36] You can pre-jump with no worries.

[02:22:37] Look, that's size difference.

[02:22:38] It's gonna hit you no matter what.

[02:22:39] We got 30 seconds left of this game.

[02:22:40] Oh my God.

[02:22:41] It's getting up there.

[02:22:42] This is 12 times the size.

[02:22:43] Because we're on the 12th goal here.

[02:22:44] Oh my God.

[02:22:45] This is 12 times the size.

[02:22:46] Because we're on the 12th goal here.

[02:22:47] This is 12 times the size.

[02:22:48] This is 12 times the size.

[02:22:49] This is 12 times the size.

[02:22:50] This is 12 times the size.

[02:22:51] Because we're on the 12th goal here.

[02:22:52] the 12th goal here. I couldn't reach it.

[02:22:58] I need some missiles. No.

[02:23:02] Go, go, go. Wait, what?

[02:23:05] Thanks for motion.

[02:23:07] Oh, wait, what is that?

[02:23:08] Pinch on the motion.

[02:23:11] I'm going to save it.

[02:23:12] I can only cannot make it.

[02:23:13] It's moving so fast.

[02:23:15] It looks like the ball moving so slow, but it's it's good.

[02:23:18] I just have like things work though big things look slurred

[02:23:27] Correct

[02:23:32] Wish he agreed with that

[02:23:42] Good game all right

[02:23:44] So I don't want to spoil anything. We'll do it a little bit of time, but it's a best of blank

[02:23:52] There's a certain number I know the numbers I'll let you guys know if we make it

[02:23:58] same teams

[02:24:04] This is a normal size yes

[02:24:07] That's not normal is it know the fucking is it brown I

[02:24:11] I

[02:24:13] Can't even tell now because look so many

[02:24:18] This we've been playing with a plan at the last 30 minutes. Okay. I just can't even get to that

[02:24:22] I don't know

[02:24:25] Time corners these yeah, I was gonna make the corners not curled like not funneled the ball in

[02:24:32] The goal, but you know later on

[02:24:35] Yeah, it doesn't work with bigger ball. Yeah, exactly. So like later on it won't matter. I guess it is brown

[02:24:41] scared I think my perception is messed up just because of how big at the last

[02:24:47] time I trouble yeah they pause okay that sounds fucking it's saying

[02:24:53] oh yeah where were you really in the back of the net where I saw such as the

[02:25:02] ceiling sounds like yep I'm in front no way dude I'm a tank over here that's

[02:25:10] can be chalked these guys like SS house dude thank you I'm literally boosting

[02:25:15] across looks like they're at that time but I have a whole boosting take down

[02:25:20] this is up oh hi sirs keep it in maybe maybe not that what I'm scared oh what

[02:25:29] a touch what a touch bro infinite boosts are the same you can literally do

[02:25:33] whatever you want my chance have it was up okay he's been flying

[02:25:39] I

[02:26:09] Get it nice a lot very good. Oh, no, I have to get a PC

[02:26:20] For the left insurance the gun turns when you need it make sure you get your left insurance

[02:26:27] He's seeing that having fun, man

[02:26:29] He's off ceiling. This is last word world

[02:26:42] What a save oh my god

[02:26:44] Yeah, I'm absolutely free play to the bone. I don't know

[02:26:48] I can't save this

[02:26:51] Once it gets close to the net and it starts rolling like that

[02:26:54] It's over. It's so far to get around. It's still wide open on the because you have to get an angle on it

[02:27:00] But it's such a big testicle. It's like how do you get on it? That's the blank?

[02:27:06] Oh, here we go

[02:27:09] Hi, I'm just not strong enough

[02:27:12] So we already saw that after 12 right? You stretch it. Oh my god. I'm peeking and I'm scoring this

[02:27:18] Oh shoot, no it's fine, it's just crossed, what a shot!

[02:27:25] Hit the post, right?

[02:27:28] Get off the box!

[02:27:31] Once again, how?

[02:27:33] Once again, it sounds off the wall and hit him.

[02:27:37] Nah, that was goofy.

[02:27:39] You did not mean to do that.

[02:27:41] What do you mean?

[02:27:42] What? I was reading it.

[02:27:44] Oh my god.

[02:27:46] brother so fun dude oh what are you what a save oh no it's over oh my god

[02:27:58] No! Wait! No way!

[02:28:00] What?!

[02:28:01] Oh, they're insane.

[02:28:02] I'm broke.

[02:28:04] Are you? You're gonna...

[02:28:06] This left guy has to be SSL, dude.

[02:28:10] Oh, wait.

[02:28:11] I don't know how you move, bud.

[02:28:13] Oh! Oh!

[02:28:15] That's it.

[02:28:16] I'll have.

[02:28:17] Okay.

[02:28:19] You can just tell me how he moves, dude.

[02:28:21] Dude, I'm better with this ball than a real ball.

[02:28:24] You better be.

[02:28:25] be it's literally like seven times the size of our hands here that's gonna be

[02:28:37] hockey what a shot he actually got so much power on that look at this shot you

[02:28:46] know we're just a ball size team you know I'm saying okay so the max they

[02:28:51] got to so far was 12 but he's saying it gets bigger than I was the oddball okay

[02:28:55] or the even ball side

[02:28:57] yeah yeah

[02:28:59] uh oh

[02:29:01] tell me what

[02:29:03] I don't understand how it's working at this point

[02:29:05] I don't know what I'm doing

[02:29:07] I don't know if I'm ongoing this

[02:29:09] I think you saved it

[02:29:11] oof

[02:29:13] wow

[02:29:15] I don't know what noise that I heard

[02:29:17] he's very alien

[02:29:19] yeah

[02:29:21] what

[02:29:23] There was a weird noise.

[02:29:25] Hey, Jack, our piece, like, okay, this is a good question.

[02:29:30] On Rocket League, like, if you're a PC Platte,

[02:29:34] is it easier or harder than if you're a console Platte?

[02:29:38] It's probably harder, right?

[02:29:41] Probably harder, right?

[02:29:45] Harder, same.

[02:29:47] I was on my phone to sad day yo check it out this video is funny a little ap probably

[02:30:03] just like me for air battles air battles no I hate this this is so so very limited

[02:30:12] this place once it gets to that way that's over because you cannot get an

[02:30:19] angle on it you have to go so far into your neck

[02:30:21] let's go I saw it wait what oh my god the skill

[02:30:25] you touched it

[02:30:29] that's highway robbery brother

[02:30:32] they're almost at 12 again

[02:30:39] That was clean. You got that tell you oh

[02:30:45] They can't say

[02:30:51] That was disgusting

[02:31:03] Let's win the kickoff

[02:31:05] I can't have any of that boys. Not today. Oh God. Maybe today. Yeah. Maybe today. We're almost at 12 again.

[02:31:15] Oh my God. The ball is going to be stuck to the right. Oh my God. He's stuck on him.

[02:31:55] Oh

[02:32:04] Wait, it's at 13 now

[02:32:10] If we make it come back, yeah, I'll be too big to score it bro you damn near like when they're close to the ball

[02:32:15] You literally can't even see anything

[02:32:22] I will tell you I will tell you

[02:32:25] I will tell you it is all free for all right now even though we're up six goals you can still score more

[02:32:35] There's no way

[02:32:41] Yep, yeah, brother

[02:32:43] Yep, you can't even see anything. I'm just gonna sit here

[02:32:46] Dude, he's gonna sit right here.

[02:32:50] He's gonna sit right here.

[02:32:52] Bro, you smell so bad.

[02:32:54] Oh, bro, he's using the Zambas, bro, on the octane pier.

[02:32:59] He's gonna sit right here.

[02:33:01] Dude, we're literally playing the pro known for his 50-50s in a 50-50 simulator.

[02:33:10] I

[02:33:33] How big is this thing actually gotta get oh my god this replay is great

[02:33:38] There's still 11 minutes in the video

[02:33:53] It has to get so far in the net

[02:33:57] I think I am losing language function. Look at how deep in the net

[02:34:03] It's no boot camp push

[02:34:08] Wait, actually the best double my life triple

[02:34:38] How does he even save it at that point?

[02:34:40] How am I just getting...

[02:34:41] Look at how green it all is.

[02:34:44] Steamrolling.

[02:34:45] Can't catch up.

[02:34:46] Get to it, get to it.

[02:34:47] Here.

[02:34:48] Sustain.

[02:34:49] Maybe.

[02:34:50] Nice guy.

[02:34:51] Wow, there.

[02:34:52] There.

[02:34:53] It's choking.

[02:34:54] I mean, we got this.

[02:34:55] Yeah, easy.

[02:34:56] I blame what?

[02:34:57] What?

[02:34:58] God, there's still space in that big ass net, huh?

[02:35:03] I made a mistake.

[02:35:04] Oh my god.

[02:35:05] Get in there!

[02:35:06] I feel like he made it to where it's literally just like one tile big enough to fit it all

[02:35:22] in.

[02:35:23] So the ball can get way bigger right now.

[02:35:27] I will reveal at this point the highest goal of the highest size that can fit is 29

[02:35:37] we're on 20 right now

[02:35:41] Oh

[02:35:55] How do we get out of that

[02:36:11] Oh my god

[02:36:17] No

[02:36:19] I'm in front of it. I'm so sorry

[02:36:37] Bro that octane looks so good. Oh my god. Oh my god being pushed. I'm being pushed. Oh, yeah, I'm being bullied

[02:36:44] Wait JJ's in the wrong spot so let's go

[02:36:49] Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go

[02:36:59] Is there, we only need three more

[02:37:03] It's so big

[02:37:06] It doesn't even make sense while I'm walking anymore

[02:37:10] It's so funny though.

[02:37:12] Oh, get in there!

[02:37:14] No, there's no way.

[02:37:16] Dude, I feel like after watching this video when I play Rocket League, the ball is gonna look so tiny now.

[02:37:23] My brain is like trained to see the ball just be gigantic.

[02:37:26] You're not wrong.

[02:37:28] I was getting smothered.

[02:37:32] I need help.

[02:37:36] There it is. Stay with me.

[02:37:38] I can't do this dude.

[02:37:40] So they're at...

[02:37:42] Yeah, so we won't be alone anymore, brother.

[02:37:44] No, I'm behind on the left side too.

[02:37:46] This is where we started.

[02:37:48] No, the right side!

[02:37:50] Get out!

[02:37:52] How did he save that?

[02:37:54] What?!

[02:37:56] I'm getting pushed.

[02:37:58] How the fuck?

[02:38:00] I'm outside of it.

[02:38:02] Oh my god!

[02:38:34] So only 6 logos!

[02:38:36] Okay, then it'll be our maximum size!

[02:38:38] Yeah, I brought your read, make sure you guys read it!

[02:38:40] Yeah, thank you!

[02:38:42] Look at this fucking ball!

[02:38:44] Yo, faking?

[02:38:46] I can't even tell, it doesn't even look bigger to me anymore.

[02:38:48] I'm faking.

[02:38:50] As if that's even remotely possible.

[02:38:52] Yeah, that was just nice.

[02:38:54] No, no!

[02:38:56] God.

[02:38:58] Oh no.

[02:39:00] We're faking!

[02:39:32] three plays inside the ball now let's go it's definitely it's definitely getting

[02:39:41] bigger it's just like it's all hundred percent getting bigger no this is

[02:39:47] insane jerks is beat sirs is beat would be one such good contact oh no we're

[02:39:51] Trouble oh my god. Oh my god, it's too easy. Oh no zerks. Where are you?

[02:40:03] Yes, yes, they let go let go

[02:40:07] Samu's very simple

[02:40:13] She's in there

[02:40:21] Three more goals and we had maximum size once you're once you get in front of it

[02:40:26] It's like a possible to get back gotta stay always behind it. That's the play. Oh, that's the race kind of a good play too

[02:40:32] But that's what I was saying like you cannot get a little yes. Oh my god

[02:40:45] Ball number 30 cannot go in so you guys go ahead go ahead. You know what good

[02:40:51] Oh my dude, it's so big

[02:40:56] This is just insane

[02:41:02] Nice

[02:41:14] Are we right this mid get in there get it in there. Yes

[02:41:21] Okay, so this is the biggest

[02:41:23] Go ahead go ahead

[02:41:26] I dare you oh my god

[02:41:29] I won't go in there. Go ahead not on my watch now. We can do it look at this fucking ball

[02:41:35] Somehow there's a way I'm gonna let him. Oh

[02:41:39] My god

[02:41:51] I tried I tried I tried I tried it does not go in it doesn't go in

[02:41:59] Damn, it will be forced it far off into the back yet. I just want everybody embrace from here

[02:42:06] Wait, wait, wait guys guys guys let's line up. Let's line up over here over here. Okay

[02:42:11] Did you go here JD trying to slow it down these trying to stabilize it? Yeah

[02:42:18] Okay

[02:42:19] All right

[02:42:20] Oh my god, okay, no wait everyone just get it. I'm gonna touch it really lightly like really late

[02:42:29] You that giant hole in the ball right here by the way is so noticeable at this scale

[02:42:34] Mm-hmm. Okay. Let me let me just tap this. I

[02:42:37] Didn't even know there was a hole in the ball. I'm just gonna stop it once you chopped it. Yeah

[02:42:44] And then tap and then good

[02:42:46] I mean, it's all full speed dive back.

[02:42:50] No, that's good. That's good. It's rolling backwards towards the back.

[02:42:53] Look at it shrinking. It's smaller.

[02:42:55] It's going. That went in the perfect touch.

[02:43:00] Oh my God. There we go. Okay. Alright. Ready guys?

[02:43:04] Together. Everyone just gone. Oh no. It's coming out. Go, go, go, go, go, go.

[02:43:10] We got time

[02:43:12] What's it how you know it's literally impossible

[02:43:15] How?

[02:43:16] It doesn't score. I'm telling you. They're like burying it in the net

[02:43:20] Well, that's that okay. I have one more thing one more thing

[02:43:24] I'm sure this won't cause any issues room bell and giant ball. So giant balls gonna scale up really fast

[02:43:31] This feels like a normal size ball even though it's like oh no the default biggest ball in the game read that

[02:43:37] Nice good play. I'm gonna be honest with you if we think about this game on PC, right?

[02:43:44] There really should only be

[02:43:46] What what?

[02:43:49] Why didn't it why did not get bigger? Why not do the thing? Did it get bigger? Is this bigger? No, this is the same size again

[02:43:58] Is that the same size again?

[02:44:00] It looks the same. Yeah, it looks the same

[02:44:03] I

[02:44:05] Was the same look at the look at the scale of the thing on the ground though in the replay

[02:44:11] Wait, what are they trying now? Oh, man. Oh geez

[02:44:16] Dad wait, they missed. Okay. I thought I missed. That's so sad man. I was so excited

[02:44:21] What does he try to like do you get the scale of the thing on the floor?

[02:44:25] You can't look down

[02:44:29] I was looking down I was looking down I just couldn't see it. I can see it in the cave

[02:44:33] Well, that's sad.

[02:44:38] It was fun at least.

[02:44:40] Yeah, it was really fun.

[02:44:42] Yeah, it was a good time. Hope you guys enjoyed.

[02:44:44] Dude, that is insane, bro.

[02:44:48] I mean, like, couldn't he technically just make a bigger net, though?

[02:44:55] Like, I mean, are there any limitations on this shit?

[02:44:59] I might be the biggest broccoli ball I've ever seen Mike

[02:45:05] Yeah, is there any limitation do I got to get that Bacchus mod shit, bro

[02:45:11] That shit is sick. All right chat without further ado

[02:45:16] It is time for the moment we've all been waiting for

[02:45:20] Ladies and gentlemen I

[02:45:22] I did a thing, peeped my 1v1's rank, boys.

[02:45:31] What the fuck in?

[02:45:36] Chat.

[02:45:37] Okay, I'm gonna go chinkle.

[02:45:40] When I get back, we're getting flat.

[02:45:42] Chat if you're locked, type an L in the chat.

[02:45:45] If you're 40, type an H in the chat.

[02:45:48] Chat, I already saw a thumping tweet.

[02:45:51] OH MY GOD!

[02:45:53] DO YOU GUYS SPEAK ENGLISH?

[02:45:58] H in the chat if you're horny.

[02:46:01] Z in the chat if you're not horny.

[02:46:04] Fine if I just pull him south of sweet.

[02:46:06] I already saw the tweet y'all.

[02:46:11] Fine if I just pull him south of sweet.

[02:46:21] All right chat here everybody can calm down now I

[02:46:26] Already saw this chat out of SI disappointed, but we weren't playing up to our standard

[02:46:31] So it was bound to happen real fucking real

[02:46:34] Sorry to all the fans that were supporting. It was a good first year of pro play for me

[02:46:38] Unfortunately, could have been a title, but there's always

[02:46:41] more tournaments

[02:46:44] Real real real real real real all right. I'm gonna go take them

[02:46:48] I'll be back now.

[02:46:52] It's time to get platinum.

[02:46:54] Everybody block in, bro.

[02:46:55] I'm gonna go take them.

[02:48:48] Ladies and gentlemen, ladies and gentlemen, it is time for greatness.

[02:49:16] Now, chat, you might be asking,

[02:49:19] GX, why the fuck are you queuing 3D3s?

[02:49:31] And to answer your question, I have to lose my rank.

[02:49:36] I don't deserve champions.

[02:49:39] I don't even deserve Platinum, as it currently says.

[02:49:42] Now, if I do somehow end up in a 3v3 game today, I would apologize in advance to my teammates.

[02:49:54] But I need to get the fuck out of channel.

[02:49:56] I don't deserve that.

[02:49:57] Alright y'all?

[02:49:58] Lock in.

[02:49:59] Today's the day I'm getting black.

[02:50:00] Today's the day I'm getting black.

[02:50:03] Because chat, here's the thing.

[02:50:11] I need to chat.

[02:50:15] I need to mess up my three threads so I can play with my friends.

[02:50:32] Alright, this is one.

[02:50:33] I'm currently going with three in one.

[02:50:35] Everybody focus.

[02:50:41] I'm trying to pre-jump back over the middle.

[02:50:51] Hookshot.

[02:50:53] Back over the middle.

[02:50:56] Aerial.

[02:50:57] Out of that touch.

[02:51:02] Over the middle.

[02:51:08] Come on!

[02:51:10] Let's get quiet dog!

[02:51:13] Come on!

[02:51:16] Let's fucking go!

[02:51:32] How are we gonna...

[02:51:37] How does he get that boost?

[02:51:44] How does he get that boost?

[02:51:46] Sionic Studio, are you fucking kidding me?

[02:51:50] Sionic Studios are you kidding me?

[02:51:55] You're getting demoed again.

[02:51:58] I missed the demo, man, fuck.

[02:52:02] Demos are like ducky to anyone student telling you.

[02:52:05] bro if I could get platinum today like literally a white tier will come down my

[02:52:10] leg

[02:52:14] one one wait doesn't apply in one time only two is the three because if you do

[02:52:21] rule one at once how does anybody close the score are you just wait till the

[02:52:24] ball rolls man what do you do I actually want to know

[02:52:29] you're gonna chip rock I'm sorry you gotta get chipped I'm sorry

[02:52:35] Fuck it. I need to play perfect today. I can't make any fucking mistakes, and I'm gonna get black

[02:52:43] This is my first game in gold 3 in one ever first game in gold 3

[02:52:55] This guy's

[02:53:03] So I was trying to

[02:53:05] I was I was trying to get it off of the wall and ended up scoring

[02:53:11] Yeah, check that stupid ass emo. I don't care. No, no type that stupid ass emo

[02:53:31] This is the best I've ever played a rocket I did

[02:53:35] Come on.

[02:53:39] Any touch.

[02:53:43] No, not that touch.

[02:53:45] Not that!

[02:53:47] Fuck!

[02:53:51] Bro, I'm basically just camping out goals at this point. I need to lock in.

[02:54:35] I should have prompted him up out of here.

[02:54:45] I actually need any touch.

[02:54:57] No, not that touch.

[02:55:01] Don't give me that angle, cuz I'm gonna score every fucking time!

[02:55:31] That is so fucking unlucky that it's actually so fucking unlucky here.

[02:56:00] He buried it!

[02:56:17] He literally buried it!

[02:56:18] Wow!

[02:56:19] minute thirty-five on the clock focused

[02:56:33] I'm demoing you

[02:56:35] No, I'm just gonna demo

[02:56:37] If I get that demo, that's game

[02:56:39] I'm gonna hit this over in the middle of my bump and it should have hit it lighter I

[02:57:08] I think I'm gonna fall.

[02:57:11] That's a great touch, dude.

[02:57:15] Yes!

[02:57:16] No!

[02:57:18] No!

[02:57:32] It's not over yet.

[02:57:34] I need this, I need this, I need this, I need that, yes!

[02:57:42] Come on!

[02:57:43] Bro, we're just like zero defense versus zero defense.

[02:57:48] Holy fuck.

[02:58:19] Look at this! I know he's gonna hit it! Look what I do!

[02:58:24] 20 stacks of d-fence, bro.

[02:58:42] YEEEES!

[02:58:49] I think I just came in my pants y'all go three first game in gold three we get the

[02:59:11] W. Oh my God. Can today please be the day? Can today please be the day?

[02:59:28] Prayers in the chat, guys. Prayers in the chat. Today might actually be the day.

[02:59:35] Today might actually be the day. Bro, I can't believe I'm more likely to hit plan

[02:59:39] ones than twos. Isn't that weird? That must mean I'm a dog shit teammate. The primings

[02:59:44] of a terrible teammate. Come on. Please no smoke spread out please. This is the closest

[02:59:51] I've ever been to flat. Please.

[02:59:53] I almost shot that in the SNES.

[03:00:17] You didn't get a problem

[03:00:24] Chippin' pop up

[03:00:27] He dribbled to the side and shit up lovely

[03:00:41] I really do hate kickoff goes man

[03:00:43] I really, really, really, really can't kick off those, yeah.

[03:00:48] What am I doing?

[03:00:53] Because then I get mad and now I feel like shit.

[03:01:05] I mean that was so bad by me focus focus

[03:01:19] This kid is such a fucking loser

[03:01:30] That thing you're dead

[03:01:35] How did you let me get away with that bro?

[03:01:52] How did you let me get away with that?

[03:01:53] Let's get back up, come on!

[03:02:05] This guy's not dead, he's got some full stick, they're not full.

[03:02:08] And then I got tilted and allowed one.

[03:02:09] Two of the goals he got was my fault.

[03:02:14] I'm gonna die one more game.

[03:02:17] All right, this guy's actually at it, you see.

[03:02:19] Wait, what type of house did I just get?

[03:02:22] This is not a battle you can win, I'm the king of that one, okay never mind sure.

[03:02:33] Not gonna put that cheap ass chip play bro, that's a good touch James.

[03:02:50] Oh my god.

[03:02:55] Somebody say another demo.

[03:03:00] Really good touch.

[03:03:04] How did that not be a demo?

[03:03:07] I wrote for the demo and he ended up missing the ball.

[03:03:10] Wow, I'm such a fucking judge.

[03:03:13] Bro, but he misses the ball so much I don't know where you're going.

[03:03:18] Fuck!

[03:03:19] I'm actually about to kill myself in GTA.

[03:03:26] I'm actually about to wrap my car around the fucking telephone pole in GTA.

[03:03:35] This is disgusting.

[03:03:36] This kid should not be beating me.

[03:03:39] This kid should not be beating me.

[03:03:40] Oh my god!

[03:03:41] This should not be beating me.

[03:03:48] He just plays like such a weirdo.

[03:03:59] He missed, he missed, missed.

[03:04:05] Please, please.

[03:04:06] What was that?

[03:04:07] What?

[03:04:08] What?

[03:04:09] What?

[03:04:10] WHAAAAAAAAAT?!

[03:04:12] WHAAAAAAAAAT?!

[03:04:14] WHAAAAAAAAAT?!

[03:04:18] I accidentally got in it.

[03:04:20] What?

[03:04:24] Nice job, bro.

[03:04:32] I'm telling you, this guy's literally playing so bad, I just have to get better after burning my chances.

[03:04:40] What do you think we need to win this?

[03:04:44] It's not even a question.

[03:04:46] We're already on a win streak?

[03:04:48] This will put us really close to flat.

[03:04:50] What is he doing?

[03:04:52] What is he doing?

[03:04:54] What are you doing?

[03:04:56] Yes!

[03:04:58] What is he doing?

[03:05:00] Come on!

[03:05:02] Bro, I have six shots and he has three.

[03:05:04] I need to win this.

[03:05:06] Mason FC, they're gonna provide gift to the big money.

[03:05:08] I swear to God, I swear to God, all of his gold is in his chest, wait hold on, he just

[03:05:37] Yes go go good game bitch I got to check them right now stay in that

[03:06:07] No, no, no, no, no.

[03:06:09] Whatever you do, don't score them.

[03:06:11] Bro, he's gonna get a kickoff though,

[03:06:13] because he's up the middle of a lot of bombs.

[03:06:17] Guaranteed he gets a kickoff low right here.

[03:06:23] Yes!

[03:06:29] What a piece of shit.

[03:06:31] That's game. That's gotta be game.

[03:06:37] I'm not actually a flat.

[03:06:44] What a game.

[03:06:50] What a game.

[03:06:55] About three stars.

[03:06:59] What a game.

[03:07:03] Okay. Oh my God. Oh my God. I'm goal three division two. How many games do I need? How

[03:07:17] many games do I need? How many games do I need for Plat? Five? Okay. But I'm already

[03:07:33] on a winning streak chat. What do y'all think? I'm already on a winning streak. Do y'all still

[03:07:38] think so? Because guys, keep in mind, I think I've won five in a row because I won like three off-stream.

[03:07:49] That doesn't matter.

[03:07:54] Five wins. Wait, win streaks don't stack up your MMR. I thought somebody said it does matter.

[03:08:03] Rocket League Tracker says you're on an 11 game winning streak in 1s, I might be in it.

[03:08:11] Have I said anything?

[03:08:12] Can I pull that up?

[03:08:13] Bro, it all started clicking.

[03:08:16] I'm just demoing people.

[03:08:20] Bro, because what happens bro, in gold people don't, like people just sit in the net.

[03:08:28] So I just started running it up the side wall and then demoing them and then it rolls in.

[03:08:33] Bro, I thought Wind Street does matter, chat.

[03:08:39] Please notice the merch, bro.

[03:08:40] I'll actually be so depressed if my money's not in this money.

[03:08:49] Fuck.

[03:08:50] That's not him.

[03:08:58] My gift on thumb bitch.

[03:09:06] Blink and bump, no I get to bump.

[03:09:11] Shit.

[03:09:12] I like it when I get to bump and it's gold.

[03:09:20] This kid's gonna be good.

[03:09:21] That was sexy as fuck.

[03:09:24] with the 5 gifts and W TRICK!

[03:09:28] Bro, I'm actually on an 11 game winning streak in 1v1.

[03:09:32] Holy fuck.

[03:09:45] Kip you bitch.

[03:10:24] I'm gonna try again, but he went to the ball.

[03:10:27] Nice.

[03:10:31] Okay, they're dropping that.

[03:10:33] Holy...

[03:10:34] I'm panicking now, I'm panicking.

[03:10:37] Yeah, huh?

[03:10:38] Yes, he wasn't focused on me, he wasn't focused on me.

[03:10:45] Come on.

[03:10:46] Yeah, fuck.

[03:10:54] No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

[03:10:57] It's just pure luck.

[03:10:58] It's like so, I mean it's so annoying.

[03:11:01] You're always not intending to do this.

[03:11:04] All right!

[03:11:07] Nice goal, bro.

[03:11:21] Oh, no.

[03:11:22] What am I doing?

[03:11:24] Come out! Good boy!

[03:11:38] Nice! Come on!

[03:11:45] That's it!

[03:11:54] how dumb are you if you didn't get that lucky second goal it'd be one to one right now

[03:12:14] What? Why are you coming at me?

[03:12:16] What are you doing?

[03:12:24] Yup, there's the kickoff, folks.

[03:12:31] It's just like, I mean, he had one good goal.

[03:12:35] Two other ones were just complete luck.

[03:12:38] Can I get lucky?

[03:12:45] Yes, I can!

[03:12:49] Yes, I can!

[03:12:52] Alright, that was tight!

[03:12:54] Bro, I gotta get flat!

[03:12:56] Please lock it!

[03:12:57] Come on.

[03:13:58] You should have a demo, man.

[03:14:03] At least we got enough speed.

[03:14:08] Thank you.

[03:14:13] Thank you.

[03:14:18] You've got to get an equalizer, Chad.

[03:14:24] No other option.

[03:14:31] It's not...

[03:14:33] Don't talk?

[03:14:35] Oh, no. Don't tell me you got lucky again.

[03:14:38] I mean, do you see this?

[03:14:39] Two of your goals were this.

[03:14:41] Literally.

[03:14:45] I mean, your actual box of luck, Landon.

[03:14:48] Landon, I- like, your actual box of fucking luck.

[03:14:52] Buy a lot of it. Hey, you'll need some of this.

[03:14:54] That was two of his goals.

[03:15:10] I hate this kid so much.

[03:15:12] I already know he takes these gifts.

[03:15:15] Okay, never mind. He might be good.

[03:15:16] Holy fuck.

[03:15:24] I mean, I need to instantly score on the kickoff, and then instantly score another kickoff.

[03:15:39] What are the odds?

[03:15:41] What are the odds?

[03:15:57] His defense is better than yours? Yeah, I mean maybe it is, but like, it doesn't change the fact that two of his goals were completely unintentional.

[03:16:04] Just pure fucking luck.

[03:16:07] He got two like Rinca Shagles.

[03:16:15] I'm going to play one xanthus.

[03:16:17] I'm so close to pla- it's like insane.

[03:16:24] Let's take a look at the band.

[03:16:25] Bruh, I'm so close to pla- it's insane.

[03:16:29] I'm so close to music.

[03:16:30] Nah, I'm streaming it on YouTube.

[03:16:32] I'm streaming it on YouTube.

[03:16:34] Bro, we're going to hit pla-

[03:16:35] We're gonna have Plat in the chat. Mark my fucking words, dude.

[03:16:40] We're gonna have Plat in the chat. Trust me.

[03:16:45] I'm already goal three, bro.

[03:16:48] So chat, how many wins do I need for Plat? Six. Six for Plat.

[03:16:58] I need six wins for platinum ones, right?

[03:17:03] ["Six or Seven"]

[03:17:06] Stop saying six or seven!

[03:17:08] Just say the fucking number!

[03:17:13] ["Six or Seven"]

[03:17:18] ["Six or Seven"]

[03:17:28] I already just want to get off shoes what is my teammate doing I already want to get off

[03:17:43] You miss the ball? I mean, sweet mother of Jesus!

[03:18:13] There we go. There we go, teammate. I'm not sure how you scored. Let's see.

[03:18:42] What the actual f**k?

[03:18:46] How did he score?

[03:18:52] I doubt it. Wow, he's actually there on the front.

[03:18:58] Good demo, dude.

[03:19:00] Okay, this guy's not all bad.

[03:19:07] What the f**k is that? It's in my back of the head.

[03:19:12] I tried to demo close, but I missed close one.

[03:19:22] That's absolutely embarrassing.

[03:19:26] That is so fucking embarrassing.

[03:19:29] I missed two demos, dude?

[03:19:35] Oh no.

[03:19:41] Yes? Hit it. I knew he would do that.

[03:19:47] Oh my! Oh my god! No!

[03:20:02] What?! Get in the fucking den!

[03:20:07] Great!

[03:20:13] This is the one.

[03:20:21] Why is this guy trying to hit me?

[03:20:23] Yo, face Tyson!

[03:20:24] Look at your neck! We're sporing a goal!

[03:20:26] Look at this kid! Look at him!

[03:20:28] He tried to demo me right there?

[03:20:30] Tysian, what are you- we're sporing! What are you doing?

[03:20:34] What the fuck are you doing?

[03:20:37] I

[03:20:46] Touch

[03:20:55] What you might do what you might do that's the type of shit on a pedagogy with water

[03:21:07] What's the same, what's the same, go dragon, go dragon, go dragon!

[03:21:20] Like the voice is falling, it's doing it, jail stop you going, there we go Chappan.

[03:21:26] Alright, I'm gonna be honest my teammate is actually kind of locked, holy shit.

[03:21:37] Flick you, and let them sit.

[03:21:50] Just a little flick into an assist.

[03:21:52] They call me Kevin De Bruyne.

[03:21:53] Look at the assist.

[03:21:54] Look at the assist.

[03:21:55] Flick two of you.

[03:21:56] I mean, I get out of the way because I know my tree is behind me.

[03:22:01] That's Kevin De Bruyne.

[03:22:02] Literally, bro.

[03:22:03] Kevin De Bruyne.

[03:22:04] Over the middle, over the middle, shout out to Squishy for teaching me how to get more

[03:22:28] power on my shots.

[03:22:33] You always gotta use the tip of your penis or car.

[03:22:36] Ha ha ha ha!

[03:22:38] I'm so hot, bitch!

[03:22:45] Give us a shot, will you?

[03:22:54] All right, this thing is actually good at spark. I'm not gonna lie.

[03:22:57] Probably the best.

[03:23:00] You're dunked on, bro.

[03:23:01] You're done, done! Forfeit the match, bitch!

[03:23:06] You're done, done, bitch!

[03:23:10] Catch, but do we get music?

[03:23:12] Cause then I have to end YouTube, but I don't really like any music.

[03:23:16] But music would make this a vibe!

[03:23:20] That's in your net, brother!

[03:23:22] Actually, no, but now it is.

[03:23:23] Oh, yeah.

[03:23:25] teammate, I'm gonna be honest.

[03:23:26] I would have scored if that was a little bit selfish.

[03:23:28] I don't care.

[03:23:30] If it happens again,

[03:23:31] I'm gonna punch you in the face.

[03:23:33] I'm just gonna make it clear.

[03:23:34] Cause I wouldn't score.

[03:23:35] I hate when people like,

[03:23:40] Jack, I'm gonna say the most relatable,

[03:23:41] it's six to one, it's a two to one.

[03:23:43] I don't know, it doesn't matter.

[03:23:44] I'm gonna say the most relatable shit ever

[03:23:46] in Rocket League history.

[03:23:48] There's nothing more annoying than like,

[03:23:51] because my teammate wants to score so bad

[03:23:55] that we end up not scoring at all.

[03:23:58] It's like, bro, I have the shot,

[03:24:00] Let me shoot you.

[03:24:05] Your teammate is a girl?

[03:24:11] Oh god, in GTF.

[03:24:15] Might as well probably start trying to start that.

[03:24:17] I

[03:24:28] Have a hero are there heroes from one to get back. I want to see if you can teach me like

[03:24:41] No

[03:24:47] nice dragon nice slay slay dragon

[03:25:00] you just go girl you slay me you fucking slay me and that's on period let's go

[03:25:10] y'all bravo peatas my teammate is carrying the shit out

[03:25:14] Yeah, that's she's good like she is good

[03:25:18] Think you have like five goals

[03:25:23] Well that's been taught

[03:25:25] See bro, if it's off the wall

[03:25:28] If it's off the wall by a little bit you can jump into it noted adding that to the mental notepad

[03:25:34] Bro chat. I actually do feel like in the tip of my rod that we're gonna get platinum

[03:25:40] In the tip of my dick, I think we're gonna get platinum

[03:25:44] Does she want to party up?

[03:25:51] Does she want to party up?

[03:25:53] And no, I'm not partying up because I want to flirt.

[03:25:59] I'm partying up because I know what y'all are going to say.

[03:26:01] I'm going to say, jiddy, I'm partying up because she's good.

[03:26:04] I'm about to shit myself, I think.

[03:26:09] Bro, why are all my farts wet?

[03:26:12] It's gotta be a problem.

[03:26:14] All right, this is what I'm talking about.

[03:26:16] Let's not jiddy, bro, fuck up.

[03:26:21] Adam, thank you for the chill one, Adam.

[03:26:22] Appreciate you, you the man.

[03:26:27] I can wait for Bob.

[03:26:28] I see both of Bob's.

[03:26:30] Bro, that was so good, bro.

[03:26:32] That was so good.

[03:26:34] Bro, but if we end on YouTube, it's like,

[03:26:37] dude, Chad, we're actually so close to black, guys.

[03:26:42] Does this not turn you on chat? I'm actually so close to playing.

[03:26:49] Oh wait, I should cue the threes as well. Let me say this.

[03:26:55] If I get into a threes game, I want to apologize in advance to anyone who has the displeasure of

[03:27:01] getting me on our team. We will lose and I'm sorry, but I have to get out of champ so I could

[03:27:08] I could play with my friends.

[03:27:10] Weebleboots, I will literally not do anything in chat logs.

[03:27:14] But I need to fix my rank so I can actually

[03:27:16] play with my friends.

[03:27:18] A lot of the wish you've been.

[03:27:20] All right, YouTube, I'm going to end on YouTube to blast music.

[03:27:23] I love y'all boys.

[03:27:23] We will have on YouTube for like four hours.

[03:27:26] Come to Twitch, all right?

[03:27:27] We're going to be hitting platinum or Twitch tonight.

[03:27:30] Love y'all boys, YouTube.

[03:27:31] I'm about to blast music.

[03:27:33] It's him.

[03:27:40] It's him.

[03:27:41] It's Tixie Goldlee.

[03:27:45] It's him.

[03:27:49] It's him.

[03:27:54] It's him.

[03:27:57] It's him.

[03:27:59] He's back

[03:28:03] He's back

[03:28:05] I'm saying bitch

[03:28:20] I don't even know which deck is strong

[03:28:23] Is strong

[03:28:24] And she's got a gun

[03:28:26] I do this for

[03:28:58] Bro, I'm not even kidding chat this guy's SSL dude. I'm telling you. He, bro the last time I played this guy, he just played goalie.

[03:29:12] I

[03:29:42] the best goalie in rockin league let's see if we can make some shots full speed

[03:29:50] all right all right that was a basic shot that was a basic shot let's see if we can save this

[03:29:57] a little bit better dude okay okay okay this is the best goalie in rockin league y'all i'm

[03:30:02] telling you oh geez remember this guy from a month ago oh geez remember this guy

[03:30:08] How do you save this one?

[03:30:13] Ah, I'm sorry, I'm not sorry.

[03:30:16] I feel like I'm going to die.

[03:30:21] I'm telling you, I think this guy is SSL, but he just order farms as Goldie.

[03:30:25] I actually like this guy because he doesn't try to actually just get on with it.

[03:30:30] This guy is Goldie.

[03:30:32] This guy is probably the only streamer I've ever liked.

[03:30:34] I remember discovering literally a month ago when I was still...

[03:30:39] Fuck.

[03:30:41] Rubik, can you save this?

[03:30:46] Ha ha!

[03:30:50] He just said a pinch, Gal. He just said a concept.

[03:30:53] Gal, see that?

[03:30:55] He knew I was gonna demo this little fucker.

[03:31:21] He's so far hard!

[03:31:28] Thanks bro, I gotta figure this guy out.

[03:31:31] I gotta figure this guy out, that's him.

[03:31:33] He's so smart though.

[03:31:41] Yes!

[03:31:42] Finally!

[03:31:43] I got to champ 2 just being a golden.

[03:31:47] That is insane.

[03:31:48] I don't even know what's there to start with, I don't even know what's there to start with,

[03:32:10] They say I don't

[03:32:14] Bro, it's got so good

[03:32:40] I'm not sure. I don't know if this was the part where I'm insecure. You're not close.

[03:32:48] How is he gonna go away?

[03:32:53] Oh no. Oh no.

[03:32:55] Chill. Chill. Chill.

[03:33:05] Such a good shot. That shot is just so much power, bro.

[03:33:10] Please out of net, please wait rebound. Oh my god

[03:33:21] Just up to having that stupid ass son stop typing that y'all

[03:33:30] I'm doing my plan

[03:33:33] Just a point it I can't even demo this game. I want it to be so cool

[03:33:40] Bro, I believe this game's gonna last forever, dude.

[03:33:52] Check, folks.

[03:33:53] Alright, alright.

[03:34:01] How am I gonna score on this guy?

[03:34:03] I don't know.

[03:34:04] I need to do like a demo or something.

[03:34:06] Wait, hold it up.

[03:34:10] He was on the near post brother. Are you shitting me? That is embarrassing. He was on the near post too

[03:34:22] So he actually just plays golf. Wow

[03:34:28] I mean those are never going in I have to be like a rebound goal or a demo he saves all of my own shots

[03:34:36] What am I doing this

[03:34:40] I don't know. I don't know how to score this guy. I actually don't know. I don't know what

[03:34:50] to do.

[03:34:51] Is that any advice? Like, what should I do?

[03:35:00] You're a tips week. How was that advice?

[03:35:09] Just score. No shit!

[03:35:14] Flips.

[03:35:16] Bro, this guy's literally...

[03:35:17] You know I was gonna demo, please?

[03:35:22] How? How did he fly like that?

[03:35:24] How did he not run out of gas?

[03:35:26] He didn't run out of gas?

[03:35:32] Oh, how? How?

[03:35:35] Oh my god, he saved everything!

[03:35:54] I need to get a rebound, but all of his saves are so good.

[03:35:57] He saved them to the side.

[03:36:01] See how he saves that? He makes the save to where I cannot get a rebound.

[03:36:15] See how we see what I'm saying?

[03:36:18] Fake him? I gotta to jump to the fake.

[03:36:22] Bro.

[03:36:31] bro his saves have so much aura

[03:36:38] oh it's getting weird for him

[03:36:49] bro I don't know what to do

[03:36:52] I cannot store on this guy

[03:36:57] Over the middle?

[03:37:01] No way, you always get a demo!

[03:37:03] You always get a demo!

[03:37:05] Bro!

[03:37:12] You always get a demo!

[03:37:16] Wait?

[03:37:21] She knew I was gonna get a demo!

[03:37:24] Wait, you can...

[03:37:26] You can jump in them or somebody be quiet.

[03:37:31] You can jump.

[03:37:37] Are y'all serious?

[03:37:39] Wait, oh my god, oh my god, that's my chance.

[03:37:45] Stop.

[03:37:46] Stop, stop.

[03:37:53] I can't, I can't, I can't stop.

[03:37:55] I cannot.

[03:37:56] Brother, I just let me score!

[03:37:58] Wait.

[03:37:59] Oh my god!

[03:38:00] Yes!

[03:38:01] Yes!

[03:38:02] Yes!

[03:38:03] Yes!

[03:38:04] For that guy, it's the only stream sniper I've liked.

[03:38:09] Because he doesn't try to win.

[03:38:25] We are almost platinum.

[03:38:55] Yeah, we are almost platinum dude. Almost platinum y'all. Almost platinum dude.

[03:39:16] Sammy Tinkle? What the fuck type of name is that?

[03:39:24] Sammy Tinkle?

[03:39:29] That's it, you're next, Sammy!

[03:39:32] Goddamnit.

[03:39:36] You're confident.

[03:39:38] Wait, that's gonna bounce over you, that's a shot!

[03:39:42] Fuck!

[03:39:46] Sweet mother of-

[03:39:47] No no no, chips, chips.

[03:39:53] Yeah, y'all got zombies?

[03:39:55] Alright.

[03:39:56] That's not funny.

[03:39:58] It's not a bad show, Lockhead.

[03:40:02] I can't hear me!

[03:40:08] Press it up, make it real fun!

[03:40:09] Press it up, make it real fun!

[03:40:11] What did that fucking mean?

[03:40:16] oh

[03:40:46] You know what? Hold up. I'm about to play bangers. I'm about to play bangers, y'all. I'm about to play bangers, y'all. I'm about to play bangers.

[03:40:55] Like, I'm about to play bangers. Hold up.

[03:41:03] Get down on plushie! We're getting plushie! We're getting plushie! Come on!

[03:41:10] Jack, do y'all know the goat by the name of Tualas?

[03:41:13] Do y'all know who that is?

[03:41:14] If you don't, well, you're about to.

[03:41:17] That's how you demo, Jack.

[03:41:18] That is how you demo.

[03:41:20] We were chased back then, and I know you was.

[03:41:24] We never did what we did.

[03:41:26] Oh, well.

[03:41:28] I guess they live and learn.

[03:41:31] Jack, let's see.

[03:41:33] Our company's gone.

[03:41:34] The city is good for us.

[03:41:37] Sir, ain't pretty, we know

[03:41:40] We know how to fall

[03:41:43] In the world, I'm going to stay for a few days

[03:41:47] You should come, don't be late

[03:41:50] Cause I'm back on my way, back to your face

[03:41:54] And no, I should, okay

[03:41:56] That was the luckiest bounce I've ever gotten in my life!

[03:41:59] Oh, watch that!

[03:42:01] What the fuck?!

[03:42:03] And I say we can do it, please shout out, why a book can't sit on the couch?

[03:42:08] Dad, y'all can keep typing skip to all this is the GOAT!

[03:42:12] They think I'm in the ring, might not ever be the same

[03:42:17] Down for the game, down for the game

[03:42:20] We can do it, please shout out, why a book can't sit on the couch?

[03:42:24] They think I'm in the ring, might not ever be the same

[03:42:29] Time for the game, time for the game

[03:42:33] Through the mission, I forget

[03:42:36] It's not a count that's made out of glory

[03:42:39] It might not ever be the same

[03:42:42] Time for the game, time for the game

[03:42:47] I'm so drunk!

[03:42:50] I'm drunk!

[03:42:59] This kid is good. This is the best I've ever played, but this kid is good. This kid is good, y'all.

[03:43:11] Tep, why do y'all wait? We don't hate on too much?

[03:43:15] Don't you guys are bullshits, dude!

[03:43:24] Over the metal, over the metal! Flick it with my dick!

[03:43:29] How's that on a demo?

[03:43:39] Oh no.

[03:43:49] Oh no!

[03:43:52] I'm not done.

[03:43:53] That's all of me.

[03:43:54] That is all of me.

[03:43:55] That is all of me.

[03:43:56] That is all of me.

[03:43:57] That is all of me.

[03:43:58] That is all of me.

[03:43:59] What is a banker ass song?

[03:44:29] Listen to the lyrics!

[03:44:31] I don't want to keep you ahead of it

[03:44:34] I hope I never keep you ahead of it

[03:44:39] I think I know it now

[03:44:42] But I don't

[03:44:46] Why you always at the mall

[03:44:48] When you're broke

[03:44:52] And I just wanna fall

[03:44:54] Maybe it does

[03:44:55] But I never been told

[03:44:59] I might say if I never call God, I know that I can't close

[03:45:02] Don't start a show

[03:45:03] I know I probably need to do better

[03:45:06] Fuck you all, fuck you all

[03:45:07] You must be together

[03:45:08] You never told me being rich was so lonely

[03:45:11] Nobody know me

[03:45:13] Oh well, hearts are complaining from the spot

[03:45:15] Stronger than that

[03:45:17] I'm always saying that I've been thinking too much

[03:45:19] But keep it on the touch

[03:45:21] No one need to know just us

[03:45:23] That's really all

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[03:54:59] You're never gonna fall for me!

[03:55:11] You're never gonna fall for me!

[03:55:29] I'll get you everywhere

[03:55:31] I'm on a shot, I'm thinking much more

[03:55:33] Longing books are sinking

[03:55:35] Oh, I'm by the future when I miss you, don't fear

[03:55:48] I legitimately just got put on a team

[03:55:52] with Tony's, Tony's now

[03:55:55] I legitimately just got put on a team with Tony's now

[03:55:58] I can't do this. No, I can't. I can't. I cannot do this.

[03:56:03] You shot the ball one time? I mean, oh my god. I can't do this. At least in 1v1s,

[03:56:13] I can say it's my fault, right? Brother, what is this stat line? Holy fuck!

[03:56:28] Hey!

[03:56:31] Oh yeah?

[03:56:33] Oh yeah?

[03:56:36] This son of a f***ing cat song

[03:56:40] Chad like, does this not, what do you mean skip?

[03:56:42] Skip, skip, skip, turn this sh** off, skip

[03:56:45] Chad, this is an elegant ass song

[03:56:48] What do you mean skip?

[03:56:49] You better, that's how I like

[03:56:52] How about you?

[03:56:54] How about you?

[03:56:55] Give me

[03:56:58] If you don't know this song, you are a pussy.

[03:57:21] They found my aura so they cancelled the match.

[03:57:23] Kidding.

[03:57:24] I'm so moved!

[03:57:27] Bro, why couldn't I play against Eggman?

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[04:03:54] It's just all about knowing when to demo, knowing when to jank, and knowing when to finish in your pants.

[04:04:13] It's like, come on dude, let's do this shit!

[04:04:18] Let's get back!

[04:04:24] Get up!

[04:04:31] What's wrong?

[04:04:36] Scared?

[04:04:37] You got chipped!

[04:04:38] You such a dumbass!

[04:04:39] You got chipped!

[04:04:40] I was gonna tell you you got chipped again, but he's getting so scared.

[04:04:47] You got chipped again, but he did not you know what bro to go leave 30 seconds your cup

[04:04:58] Let's go to hell.

[04:05:16] Tell me I don't deserve class.

[04:05:17] Say it to my goddamn face.

[04:05:23] I will suck a feiny, erect, hairy, unshaved, uncircumvised penis, if that's what it takes

[04:05:33] for Plotter.

[04:05:34] Let's do this.

[04:05:35] Guys, no, guys, let's do this.

[04:05:38] Guys, let's do this.

[04:05:39] Bro, should I just keep playing once?

[04:05:42] Should I just keep playing once?

[04:05:44] I'm so close.

[04:05:45] Every time I play Jews, I just get so old.

[04:05:49] I'm so close, Chad.

[04:05:50] I'm so close.

[04:05:52] pause, unpause. No, like, legitimately, bro.

[04:06:13] Hold on, chat. Hold on, chat, hold on, chat, hold on, chat.

[04:06:16] I'm actually about to get flat. This is actually getting crazy.

[04:06:18] Chetamag's about to get flat this sim saying-

[04:06:23] Do threes? Bro, but I don't want to sell, but I have to. It's like, it has to be done.

[04:06:31] Oh, Bojack.

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[04:09:37] Skilled me, that's in my neck wait, oh

[04:09:40] I miss oh my god

[04:09:58] senior mad dog

[04:10:04] max was stopping

[04:10:06] Merely we fall out of line, out of line, then I fall anywhere with you on by your side.

[04:10:25] That's all, Kat!

[04:10:26] Merely we fall out of line, out of line, then I fall anywhere with you on by your side.

[04:10:35] We need more rain, hungry men,

[04:10:38] But we're not going anywhere till we freeze.

[04:10:46] Don't worry, now!

[04:10:47] Don't worry, now!

[04:10:49] I'm not afraid anymore,

[04:10:54] I'm not afraid.

[04:10:59] Forever, it's a long time

[04:11:07] But I, the warden mind standing here by your side

[04:11:17] I can't believe we're placed for a deck, Sonny.

[04:11:26] You came and you took us all inside at three.

[04:11:30] Have you heard your riders saying the same?

[04:11:33] Yes! Yes! Yes!

[04:11:36] FAMO BORAKARAYO! I'm getting Brad!

[04:11:42] I'm getting black eyes. Come on. This is it. This is it.

[04:12:12] I'm in this bitch, yeah, demo, demo, demo.

[04:12:18] It's on the outside, I'm in this bitch, but I'm in this bitch.

[04:12:24] You know what's coming?

[04:12:28] Come to your side, bitch.

[04:12:30] Don't you ever change.

[04:12:31] Look at the mirror, say, don't let the money come between us.

[04:12:34] I'm loaded.

[04:12:35] Loaded at my earliest convenience.

[04:12:38] We're getting flat right now. I was here in the chat.

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[04:13:25] How do you miss open net lobby? How do you miss open net? How do you miss open net lobby?

[04:13:33] How close? Jared I gotta be close. I gotta be close. I gotta be close. I gotta be close.

[04:13:38] Oh my god, we're in division three. Wait. Put buttermilk ranch on my titties. How many

[04:13:46] divisions are there? Are there three or four? I need to know right now. How many divisions

[04:13:51] two games say you swear to god two games two games two games two games two

[04:13:59] games the situation we are in

[04:14:51] It's all good, it's all good. That's on me. I gotta commit. I gotta commit. I gotta commit.

[04:15:21] I'm in my talk, I'm in my Esperanza

[04:15:23] You know it's semi-water, all we gotta do is dance up

[04:15:25] The slaps and the antlers, boy they're just as I got you in on my stanzas

[04:15:29] Put your motto stanzas, you everything I know about it

[04:15:32] Know about it, know about it, know about it, know about it

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[04:45:54] Two years, I got helicobbs

[04:45:56] It's the eighth grade, I had helibrozz

[04:45:59] Helibrozz, helibrozz

[04:46:01] Seven payin' when they'd helibrozz

[04:46:02] Shakein' the boss, Ali March

[04:46:04] Slick my head back, like I'm Chico de March

[04:46:07] I got some lice on my chest

[04:46:09] Don't confuse it with a heart

[04:46:11] Hercing ain't lookin' too good for you

[04:46:13] Had to push the strings, like I put a heart

[04:46:15] I get these balloons alone

[04:46:17] Em and that wish to the stars

[04:46:19] Smoking good good, I could walk

[04:46:20] Got me on dust, cause I can't see in the dark

[04:46:22] Higher than you love us

[04:46:24] So high stars get on dust

[04:46:26] And I got a colorful aura

[04:46:28] Like I got me on dust

[04:46:30] Don't give the gene, we don't touch

[04:46:32] All your theories, we aren't taught

[04:46:34] And they give the thing, you're colorful aura

[04:46:36] Like I got me on dust

[04:46:38] Higher than you love us

[04:46:40] So high stars get on dust

[04:46:42] And I got a colorful aura

[04:46:44] Like I got me on dust

[04:46:46] Dark energy's get on touch

[04:46:48] That is rubbish. That is probably the worst thing I've done all that. That is rubbish.

[04:47:00] Just gave him a goal. Gave him a goal.

[04:47:05] I call it my aura, like I got the undone

[04:47:17] Boring, boring, boring

[04:47:21] I mean, the kick-offs is probably the worst thing about this game, to be honest

[04:47:25] It's just garbage

[04:47:26] Nice, nice job, bro

[04:47:35] Oh

[04:48:05] So you know it's not a fight, my back is a novice

[04:48:10] I'm getting a C-day, give me dead or 40

[04:48:13] Medi-carat, I'm fucking to the mark, I'm the nabellum star

[04:48:17] Can't a pale cop, none of you will name me cause I'm falling for fire

[04:48:22] I'm cashed out, make it rain, okay, my time

[04:48:25] Riding me like a heart, only playin' the party

[04:48:28] I was on a fall, yeah, we'll play with our car

[04:48:31] Come on, come on, dance for someone, I'm on a fall

[04:48:33] I was on a fall, I was on a fall

[04:48:34] I was in a lamb god, he was in a rock god

[04:48:37] I'm a people's ice, he don't like me, then I'm sorry, sorry

[04:48:40] You got your fucking shot!

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[04:52:04] This people, this big a mess of a fun turn

[04:52:06] Back me and Kobe, I'm younger

[04:52:08] Licking like a conjure

[04:52:10] I took a phase of offer

[04:52:12] Opposite so it's a charm

[04:52:14] How you got feeling in my head

[04:52:16] I want you back

[04:52:18] You should've picked me

[04:52:20] I'ma just take that this chill out

[04:52:22] Game I keep

[04:52:24] It's filled up, man I'm spinning

[04:52:26] I'm on clean, money's saved in time

[04:52:28] I can stay up, wasting a think

[04:52:30] I'ma cash back as you might

[04:52:32] All I need is me right now

[04:52:34] Give me my presence right now

[04:52:36] It wasn't easy, it wasn't easy

[04:52:39] I know it's hard to see

[04:52:41] But I would have lied to you

[04:52:43] I got a s**t

[04:52:46] Chad, what do you mean it's a bot?

[04:52:52] What do you mean it's a bot?

[04:53:02] It's an AR?

[04:53:32] I'm going to get back to that.

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[04:54:29] Got it. It's a bot. How is he typing?

[04:54:36] It's a bot house dummy.

[04:54:43] It's just a smurf.

[04:54:50] It's a smurf.

[04:54:59] here we go super virgin back at it again

[04:55:28] You're such a pussy, Mike.

[04:55:36] He told me to forfeit, so now I know he wants me to forfeit.

[04:55:39] So now I'm just gonna waste as much time as humanly possible.

[04:58:58] That is a smurf, what do you want me to say?

[04:59:16] It's a smurf, yeah.

[04:59:46] I mean, I'm literally playing a smurf.

[05:00:11] So he sang, he sang his grand champ, but he's gold three and ones, but then he said he

[05:00:18] had his little brother play his matches.

[05:00:25] Like do you remember how tilting that is?

[05:00:28] I'm almost flat and then he ruins my day.

[05:00:34] So talk to us

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[05:19:12] Oh, mom, just bet.

[05:19:15] What's going on?

[05:19:17] See, I gotta shut it off because it's like...

[05:19:34] I don't know man there's something with a foot there's something stuff happening right now

[05:19:43] I just gotta get better dude I gotta get so good to the point where it doesn't matter

[05:19:46] somebody smirking I could just still put my nuts in their mouth

[05:19:54] just like I'm mad because I like

[05:19:59] I once play good and then once you play a couple of smurfs your mental chopped then when your

[05:20:03] your mental chalk you don't play good.

[05:20:24] Chiff you.

[05:20:26] Okay.

[05:20:33] the goddamn goalposts need to be deleted from this fucking game it's like

[05:20:39] somebody just sticking their foot out to trip you in front of your dive every

[05:20:42] time oh my god I hate them so much literally I hate them so much

[05:21:03] I mean I chip you and I score you so

[05:21:52] I'm sure you're gold three man

[05:22:22] Oh shit, it's so stupid.

[05:22:28] It's like I get close to flat and then I just run into like the biggest chuds ever.

[05:22:33] Oh my god.

[05:22:35] Yeah, you know, just another perfect Gold 3 player that mysteriously I only play against

[05:22:45] when I'm streaming and then when I'm not streaming they miss all their flips.

[05:22:49] Sure.

[05:22:50] Just another per- I don't know if this guy's made a mistake.

[05:22:52] literally literally I actually don't know if this guy's made a mistake

[05:22:58] love the streams open a bit to see something like I want to fucking die

[05:23:12] in GTX

[05:23:22] Yeah, I don't know, another perfect gold 3 player.

[05:23:36] I would love to lose against somebody that's my own rank, you know what I mean?

[05:23:44] Another perfect gold 3 player man.

[05:23:58] Can't even bump because he's already wow. He didn't just save it. He's scored

[05:24:03] This game is so stupid because it's so artificial.

[05:24:12] Like, I go from playing an actual gold to a smurf.

[05:24:16] Instantate, yeah, fuck yourself.

[05:24:19] Literally, go fuck yourself!

[05:24:23] Literally, go fuck yourself!

[05:24:30] Well played, that was fun.

[05:24:31] I didn't have any fun.

[05:24:34] Hope that camera's fucking broken, dude.

[05:24:37] Hope that... ah, fuck, of course, it's not.

[05:24:40] I'll see y'all boys tomorrow, bro.

[05:24:41] What a dog shit fucking game.

[05:24:43] Here's what's gonna happen.

[05:24:44] I'm gonna...

[05:24:45] It's just that I only...

[05:24:47] I only lose to Smurfs.

[05:24:54] See you guys at the next one.

[05:24:55] Have a beautiful evening.

[05:24:58] Fuck.