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02-10-2026 ยท 6h 22m

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[00:00:00] You
[00:00:30] Please don't save me
[00:00:32] Nothing left to lose
[00:00:34] I'm so much better in me
[00:00:38] We're better together
[00:00:40] We should sit together
[00:00:42] And I said I'd never think
[00:00:45] I was in parallel
[00:00:47] Can't change the world
[00:00:49] Japanese guys!
[00:00:51] Forever better
[00:00:52] This forever is even better
[00:00:57] I don't know what I'm crying
[00:01:01] I don't think I could love
[00:01:05] Chad what is good y'all?
[00:01:07] What is good?
[00:01:09] What the fuck is good?
[00:01:11] Love guys thinkin' we're the prime stuff
[00:01:13] Like we're thinkin' we're the cheer water
[00:01:15] Summers thinkin' we're the prime
[00:01:16] Danny thinkin' we're the prime
[00:01:21] Yeah so I already see people type in it
[00:01:24] a first things first bro let's dive into this man like a lot of the fucking shit
[00:01:36] bro crew they give it a prime before that no chat so let me say this off the
[00:01:43] rick ski dude chat this Sunday yes Sunday February 15th we are doing a two
[00:01:51] versus two Rocket League Tournament featuring only streamers, no pros, no fucking comp players.
[00:02:00] These are the players we have confirmed 100% so far.
[00:02:05] These are not the teams, these are not like the set and stone teams, but this is a rough
[00:02:10] idea.
[00:02:11] This is going to be Sunday at 6 p.m.
[00:02:15] Sunday at 6 p.m.
[00:02:16] Here are the teams here.
[00:02:17] Joe, Bart, Ron and Lacey, XQC, PBM.
[00:02:20] Skept's just on these downs.
[00:02:22] I got to find out what he made.
[00:02:23] Arke and Yugi, Ludwig and Moist, Jinge and Marlon.
[00:02:27] We have enough room, we have enough room
[00:02:30] for one more team and one more player.
[00:02:33] Jack, this is gonna be cinema.
[00:02:37] It's on Sunday, two v twos only.
[00:02:40] I don't know what format I should do.
[00:02:43] Like Jack, should I get best of fives in the first round?
[00:02:46] Best of three or best of five?
[00:02:48] Cause mind you, it's gonna be 18, 16 streamers.
[00:02:52] What do y'all think?
[00:02:56] High vibes with the raid, W. Havert!
[00:03:00] Mike, think of it, it's your water.
[00:03:01] We think of it, it's your water.
[00:03:03] Santa can't play, Santa can't play.
[00:03:07] Jack, should the first round be best of three
[00:03:09] or best of one?
[00:03:10] Best of three?
[00:03:11] Yeah, because maybe what we could do is we can't do BL1.
[00:03:18] What we could do is we could do first round best of three, second round best of five,
[00:03:23] final best of five.
[00:03:24] Or maybe we could do the whole thing best of three.
[00:03:27] But chat, I haven't got all of the streamers yet.
[00:03:29] I have 13 streamers.
[00:03:31] I need three more.
[00:03:32] I need three more, bro.
[00:03:34] But yeah, this is going to be Sunday.
[00:03:36] This is going to be fucking peak, dude.
[00:03:38] Yeah.
[00:03:39] This is going to be fucking peak.
[00:03:40] Also, Zoic verified an orbit, Zoic verified an orbit, I was waiting till I got it on stream
[00:03:48] to watch this.
[00:03:50] This shit is impressive dude.
[00:03:52] Not only is the orbit murk picking Zoic verified orbit.
[00:03:56] It's beautiful because it helps this, it is limiting time.
[00:03:59] The second it places on the left.
[00:04:01] See bro, seeing this bro inspires me to be deadlocked.
[00:04:05] locked.
[00:04:06] I'm telling you, 2026, I'm gonna be deadlocked.
[00:04:09] I don't know.
[00:04:10] It might take weeks, months.
[00:04:12] It might take the whole damn year 2026.
[00:04:15] I'm gonna be deadlocked.
[00:04:17] Chat.
[00:04:18] Let me go live on YouTube 2026.
[00:04:21] I'm gonna be deadlocked.
[00:04:23] Like that's a lot.
[00:04:24] Check that is a legitimate fucking lock.
[00:04:28] I'm gonna be deadlocked chat 2026.
[00:04:31] Can I get a fax or cap of the chat?
[00:04:34] I get effects with cap.
[00:04:36] Jack, 2026.
[00:04:42] Cap.
[00:04:43] I'm seeing a lot of cap.
[00:04:44] OK, majority of the chat is what I got.
[00:04:47] Bro, deadlocked?
[00:04:48] I'm not going to lie, Jack.
[00:04:50] Maybe I'm being delusional.
[00:04:52] Bro, the first wave portion might be the hardest part.
[00:04:55] Jack, is that right or wrong?
[00:04:57] Right or wrong?
[00:04:58] Right or wrong?
[00:05:01] Yo, Jinxie, we have to work up.
[00:05:04] I don't know if I'm going to go to the World Cup.
[00:05:06] Bro, I want to be able to react to the games
[00:05:08] like the Highlights, but I have a feeling
[00:05:11] I'm just going to get another copyright strike from Twitch,
[00:05:13] dude.
[00:05:16] But I'm excited for the World Cup.
[00:05:17] Dude, seeing how boring the Super Bowl was,
[00:05:20] because that game was so boring, it really
[00:05:23] sparked a fire under my ass of how excited I am for the World
[00:05:26] Cup.
[00:05:28] Legitimately.
[00:05:29] Legitimately.
[00:05:30] But yeah, all right, let's watch Zoink beat Orban.
[00:05:34] All over merchants gone. So you better.
[00:05:35] So I'm pretty sure the lore of this is Zoink died on like 99% like five days ago.
[00:05:41] He's quick, man. They're great.
[00:05:42] But like we do.
[00:05:43] Like the back, man.
[00:05:44] It's freaking orbit.
[00:05:45] So buy it right now before you're not able to get this sick merch anymore.
[00:05:48] So you better get the whole second.
[00:05:50] Dude, so I was actually in his stream last night.
[00:05:54] Um, I was watching on my TV and bro, he was raging his ass off.
[00:06:00] I ended up leaving the stream, and then I saw a tweet that he verified.
[00:06:04] Like, I don't know what I'm doing, man.
[00:06:06] I just lose track because I'm not-
[00:06:07] Like, I was in the stream for like an hour, or like 30 minutes.
[00:06:09] Oh, LVM, so there's 47 pieces of glow in front of my icon.
[00:06:13] See, he's raging right now.
[00:06:15] Bro, I'm telling you, last night he was raging.
[00:06:20] And apparently he broke his keyboard or something.
[00:06:23] Jett, actually look at this shit.
[00:06:25] Do you realize how impressive this is, dude?
[00:06:36] Right, I just feel like I would get a seizure playing this game.
[00:06:50] Do you have a question?
[00:06:54] How many train perfects does this level have?
[00:06:58] How many train perfects?
[00:07:00] Does anybody know?
[00:07:04] Does anybody know?
[00:07:06] Six or seven.
[00:07:08] How did I fucking know?
[00:07:12] How did I fucking know?
[00:07:13] Y'all, we're gonna say that.
[00:07:14] Bro, I'm pretty sure this level has like over a hundred train perfects.
[00:07:19] Look at how locked in he is.
[00:07:31] Look at how locked in he is.
[00:07:34] Do you see?
[00:07:35] Bro, here he takes his break out 48%, wipes his hands, like this is what gaming is all
[00:07:40] about, bro.
[00:07:41] Yeah, look at how much his eyes move.
[00:07:56] HOW ARE YOU EVEN DOING THIS?!
[00:08:02] HOW ARE YOU DOING THIS?!
[00:08:11] Zoink is so tough, dude.
[00:08:18] Zoink is literally so tough.
[00:08:24] Good god!
[00:08:29] This part of the level is insane.
[00:08:38] Look at this part.
[00:08:41] You made sure to put it right at 85% sale.
[00:08:43] I'm trying to get a lock to this.
[00:08:58] So what is he even supposed to do on that last part?
[00:09:00] I
[00:09:08] Have really probably feels amazing dude no idea I have no idea I think I could I don't know if I click too late
[00:09:15] Like I genuinely think I could the blurbs too late
[00:09:20] Oh my god, I just have to wait this stupid ball pit out bro. Oh my god, please I
[00:09:25] Just I so chat. How does this work? He's waiting out the ball pit
[00:09:30] So this is how you got 99% but yeah, what is he supposed to do at this point?
[00:09:35] What is he supposed to do?
[00:09:37] Easy this is easy chat y'all don't know shit about job trash that it's not easy dude
[00:09:44] Y'all don't know shit
[00:09:47] If his cube falls he dies
[00:09:51] If his icon appears he lost
[00:09:54] If his cube falls he dies
[00:09:56] I think I clicked too late but genuinely it is could be it like oh my god, please okay
[00:10:06] So he's waiting to say I don't even know what to do brown the scroll reels which I play
[00:10:14] a couple come on bro no way the level finishes like this I didn't know that
[00:10:27] I don't know the level ends like this oh my god please so if you see this cube it
[00:10:32] means he lost
[00:11:05] Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. What?
[00:11:09] What? Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god.
[00:11:15] This song is so tough, dude. Like, I mean...
[00:11:19] What the hell?
[00:11:20] Bro, I actually think if I dedicated like a year of my life to beating this level, I think I...
[00:11:26] What percentage would I get? Like five? Ten?
[00:11:29] Bro, I remember I played Tidal Wave. I couldn't even get one percent
[00:11:33] because the first jump was a frame perfect.
[00:11:35] That is disgusting, bro. That is legitimately disgusting.
[00:11:40] Props to Zoic, bro. That's the go to that game.
[00:11:43] That is legitimately insane.
[00:11:46] Balls with more salsa with the 25 gifted self-skidded...
[00:11:52] See ya.
[00:11:54] Balls with 25 gifted. I love you, my brother, like my brother.
[00:11:58] Now chat. Let's get into this shit, bro.
[00:12:01] Now, I tweeted this out, yo, bro.
[00:12:11] I'm going to try to, as I'm going through this, stay as calm as humanly possible and
[00:12:18] not lose my mind completely.
[00:12:21] Earlier today, bro, I legitimately lost my mind.
[00:12:25] So, okay.
[00:12:36] So, Class Royale, or should I say Supercell's CEO issued a statement regarding 2025 earlier
[00:12:46] today.
[00:12:47] I believe that like 11 a.m. or something.
[00:12:50] I saw this at one as you get to the screenshot.
[00:12:53] I immediately saw this, and you'll see why in a second,
[00:12:55] because I know a lot of y'all are,
[00:12:56] like probably not even on Twitter.
[00:13:00] And soon as I saw this, I had to make this a tweet.
[00:13:03] So, this is directly the words from
[00:13:09] the CEO of SupercellsMouth, okay?
[00:13:11] These are directly the words from his mouth.
[00:13:17] Class right out, a historic year.
[00:13:20] Last year, I called Brawl Stars Growth
[00:13:22] historic. Now I'm about to use that word again for Clash Royale. Royale's re-engaged players
[00:13:29] doubled. New players grew by almost 500%. Every major measure of playtime and engagement
[00:13:37] grew significantly. And maybe most importantly, Clash Royale once again became the game to play
[00:13:45] with your friends around the world. It felt like 2016 again. Has it really almost been 10 years?
[00:13:52] I want to take a moment to celebrate this, because what happened deserves celebrating.
[00:13:58] A game approaching its 10th year didn't just hold on, it exploded.
[00:14:02] That is extraordinarily rare in our industry.
[00:14:07] This is the best part.
[00:14:09] It is proof of what's possible when a talented team relentlessly focuses on making things better for players.
[00:14:22] I'm going to repeat myself.
[00:14:30] It's proof of what is possible when a talented team relentlessly focuses on making things
[00:14:37] better for players.
[00:14:43] Just wait.
[00:14:44] It's like, I'm going to explain.
[00:14:45] Let me finish.
[00:14:46] Let me just try to get through this.
[00:14:48] The obvious question, what did the team do?
[00:14:52] I have a couple of things I can say that they did.
[00:14:56] So I went to Alexander Markovic, general manager of Clash Row, and came away energized by what
[00:15:02] he shared.
[00:15:03] First, Sasha and the team are remarkably grounded, given what they achieved.
[00:15:10] Clash Row is currently declining from its recent peak.
[00:15:14] No shit.
[00:15:15] So anything they've learned comes with the awareness that challenges.
[00:15:20] I think somebody put the full tweet down here in a second.
[00:15:22] Wait, let me, let me try to find it.
[00:15:24] There, here's the full tweet.
[00:15:26] First, Sasha and the team are remarkably grounded, given what they achieve.
[00:15:29] Class for Al is currently declining from its recent peak.
[00:15:32] So anything they've learned comes with the awareness that challenges remain.
[00:15:35] As Sasha put it, while this rare explosive growth does not happen for
[00:15:39] most games, has happened twice for us in the past two years.
[00:15:42] twice for you in the past two years.
[00:15:46] So you're saying in 2024, you guys have the same thing happen?
[00:15:50] I mean, none of the statistics agree with that, but okay.
[00:15:54] So you just blatantly lying.
[00:15:56] There are no certainties here.
[00:15:58] And while we may have learned a bit
[00:15:59] about this kind of growth,
[00:16:01] we haven't yet learned how to sustain it.
[00:16:04] No fucking shit.
[00:16:06] So, let me,
[00:16:12] Let me break this shit down.
[00:16:15] So first off, first thing I want to say, I literally don't give a fuck that they didn't
[00:16:22] shout me out, that they didn't say, oh, thank you to all the content creators who brought
[00:16:28] so many new eyes to the game, because it definitely was not just me.
[00:16:32] It was me, Riley, Ken, Moe, I mean, so many creators that made the game better.
[00:16:38] Royale, I mean the list goes on and on of how many people brought eyes to the game so it's it's not just me
[00:16:44] I don't even give a fuck that they didn't put my name in here
[00:16:48] I
[00:16:49] Expected them to not put my name in here
[00:16:51] I didn't carry their way because I've only shit on the game for the past fucking two months three months
[00:16:57] Since heroes got implemented, which I'll do a thousand times
[00:17:00] I've only shit on the game and I said exactly what's gonna happen to the game. I
[00:17:04] Don't care that they didn't bring up my name. I don't give fuck
[00:17:08] Where I draw the line in the sand is when they tried to take credit for the game's success.
[00:17:17] Read the lines.
[00:17:20] It's proof of what's possible when a talented team relentlessly focuses on making things better for players.
[00:17:29] What?!
[00:17:32] The talented team? So the same talented team that implemented level 16 and heroes which killed the game.
[00:17:43] That's who's getting the credit? None of the creators, none of the streamers, none of the YouTubers, none of the TikTokers.
[00:17:50] That's who's getting the credit. The team that murdered the game? Aren't you fucking stupid?
[00:18:00] So, I literally say this in the supply here.
[00:18:04] This guy right here, sad raptor, says, that's hilarious to not even mention you.
[00:18:09] And then my response was, mind you, he gave credit to the team that was responsible for
[00:18:15] killing the game.
[00:18:16] I don't know if this guy's out of touch or if he doesn't have a fucking internet or
[00:18:22] if the only thing he's updated on is fucking board meetings or whatever.
[00:18:27] Brother, your team, your talented team, murdered the game.
[00:18:31] They killed the game.
[00:18:33] They did not do shit to God's mess.
[00:18:36] If this was the result of the talented team,
[00:18:39] you would have saw explosive numbers in years prior.
[00:18:42] But guess what?
[00:18:43] You fucking didn't.
[00:18:46] You didn't.
[00:18:48] Like you did not.
[00:18:50] Read the replies.
[00:18:51] This is Mr. Beast, by the way.
[00:18:54] Biggest YouTuber in the world.
[00:18:56] I only started playing the game again because of you.
[00:18:59] Here's Ron, I started playing because of you.
[00:19:02] What a spit in the face.
[00:19:04] Here's Lacey, I'm pretty sure Lacey's half trolling.
[00:19:07] There's a serious problem with gaming companies
[00:19:09] not recognizing us creators when we are pivotal piece
[00:19:12] in reviving the games.
[00:19:15] More in literally, and here's the thing.
[00:19:18] The other thing is like, part of me,
[00:19:19] I'm so angry looking at this shit
[00:19:22] where it's like, part of me just wants to be like,
[00:19:24] Dude, after reading what the fucking CEO of Supercell just said, I actually hope the game fucking dies, but then it's like, I don't, because there's so many amazing creators on that game, and let alone that, amazing human beings that I've met on the game, where it's like, I don't want the game to die for them.
[00:19:43] But my god, this company is fucking horrible. Like, literally horrible.
[00:19:49] I mean, it's proof of what's possible when a talented team relentlessly focuses on making
[00:19:56] things better for the players.
[00:19:59] That team solely killed the game.
[00:20:02] What are you saying?
[00:20:03] What are you even saying?
[00:20:05] Again, I want to say this again.
[00:20:06] I don't give a fuck that my name was never mentioned.
[00:20:09] I wasn't expecting that to happen.
[00:20:11] I've only ever shit on the game.
[00:20:13] but don't you dare take credit for 2025
[00:20:18] being the best year that that game's had since 2016.
[00:20:21] Let's not do that because now you're fucking rage baiting
[00:20:26] because that's insane.
[00:20:27] Here's Warren, thank you for all of the work
[00:20:29] and love you put into the game.
[00:20:30] Even if Supercell doesn't appreciate it,
[00:20:32] the community and all the other content creators really do.
[00:20:34] Here's Loce, I spent $4,000 on that bomb ass game
[00:20:38] because of you.
[00:20:39] Courage, Courage Shady, I've only watched slash engage
[00:20:43] with classroom out concept because of you.
[00:20:44] It was honestly the most interested I've ever been
[00:20:46] with the game in its life cycle.
[00:20:48] Agent, not gonna lie,
[00:20:49] I thought they would give you equity
[00:20:50] from how hard you were pushing it.
[00:20:52] They owe you some millions.
[00:20:55] This serious problem, that's what Lacey's tweet.
[00:20:57] Eight, no one played because of any changes they made.
[00:21:00] It was because of you.
[00:21:02] Juicy, this is unbelievable.
[00:21:03] Nate, just know how much all the CR creators appreciate
[00:21:06] and love you, Jake, Steve,
[00:21:08] for what you've done for the game.
[00:21:08] Sad to see what could have been.
[00:21:10] Thanks for showing love to the creators like myself.
[00:21:12] There's a reason why you're one of the biggest creators.
[00:21:14] And then here's, I'm Twitter's just not even a real place
[00:21:18] at this point.
[00:21:20] Wab Wab, they didn't mention me for playing their game Wab.
[00:21:23] I think this guy got ratioed like 15 times
[00:21:25] underneath this.
[00:21:26] No, I don't care if my name didn't come up.
[00:21:28] The problem is they tried to take credit
[00:21:30] for the game being successful.
[00:21:33] That's what I have a problem with.
[00:21:35] They tried to take credit for doing absolutely,
[00:21:40] Not like they did nothing.
[00:21:42] Doing the worst possible things they could have did.
[00:21:45] Doing the worst possible things they could have did.
[00:21:48] And then they have the audacity to take credit.
[00:21:51] I mean, are you fucking serious?
[00:21:53] This is insane.
[00:21:58] Literally.
[00:21:59] That is insane.
[00:22:01] It doesn't take credits.
[00:22:07] Um, yeah bro.
[00:22:09] I don't even know, there's so many people that replied to this tweet that I thought would never reply to this tweet, but yeah bro, I don't know, I've never seen a gaming company more out of touch in my entire fucking life.
[00:22:23] I didn't know if it's out of touch or just blatant disrespect or disregard for any morals.
[00:22:31] I actually don't even know what it is, like, you're literally taking credit for something
[00:22:38] you did not do, and on the inverse of that, you were the main antagonist to this game's
[00:22:45] lifeline.
[00:22:46] Like, Clash Royale and Supercell, oh, this is Sketch's tweet, not touching Clash Royale
[00:22:53] again until Supercell acknowledges the impact, disgusting to act as if a dev changed a game
[00:22:58] That's been the same for years.
[00:23:01] I'm done letting you be humble from Clash to Rocket League,
[00:23:03] R6, you revive those games.
[00:23:04] The only creators to do so and include the community
[00:23:06] in so many of those games will also bring in
[00:23:07] even more creators.
[00:23:08] You change lives and deserve recognition.
[00:23:10] The compensation numbers don't lie.
[00:23:11] Take a seat back to real.
[00:23:13] W sketch, man.
[00:23:13] Yeah, bro.
[00:23:17] I don't know.
[00:23:19] It's just fucking insane, bro.
[00:23:22] It's literally just fucking insane.
[00:23:24] It's just a blatant disregard for like moral compass
[00:23:30] as a human being, like this is just insane.
[00:23:35] It's proof of what's possible
[00:23:36] when a talented team relentlessly focuses.
[00:23:39] I mean, that sentence is,
[00:23:41] I'm like, that sentence is gonna be stained
[00:23:43] into my brain for the rest of my life.
[00:23:47] I mean, holy shit, a talented team?
[00:23:49] Yo, bro, they're the least talented team
[00:23:53] in the history of games.
[00:23:56] Literally, they thought Level 16 and Heroes was a good idea.
[00:24:03] They are the least talented team out of any team
[00:24:09] of any game publisher of all time.
[00:24:13] They are so fucking un-talented, it's insane.
[00:24:17] It is insane.
[00:24:19] Holy shit.
[00:24:21] I gotta move on,
[00:24:22] I'm literally going to puke at this point, bro. If I keep reading this, ah, John Pork
[00:24:29] called him. Cortisol spike? I don't even know, bro. I don't even fucking know, dude.
[00:24:43] I don't even fucking know.
[00:24:49] But yeah, bro, it's funny too,
[00:24:51] because literally, what was it yesterday?
[00:24:55] I made a video saying I'm never streaming
[00:24:57] or posting a video on this game ever again
[00:25:00] until they fix and address all of the fucking issues
[00:25:03] that are wrong with this game.
[00:25:05] And literally not even 24 hours after that,
[00:25:08] It's so far gone to the point to where it's like, oh my God, oh my God, you have a talented
[00:25:19] team.
[00:25:20] Let me give you a news flash, Clash Royale or the Superstar or the Superstar CEO or whoever
[00:25:26] the fuck wrote this.
[00:25:28] I legitimately think it's only going to get worse.
[00:25:32] Like I think 2026 since 2025 was such an historic year.
[00:25:37] I think 2026 is going to be the worst year you guys have ever had because of
[00:25:41] the outlandish amount of greed that you've put into the game and the millions
[00:25:45] of people that you've driven away from the game.
[00:25:47] I actually think 2026 is going to be worse than 2019, 2020, 2021.
[00:25:53] I think it's good.
[00:25:54] That's my prediction.
[00:25:55] I think it's going to be your worst year ever unless you literally fire everyone.
[00:26:01] Brother, you're the CEO of Supercell and this is your 2025 recap on class
[00:26:06] you should be firing everyone like I would have broke who's I would I would
[00:26:12] have walked into the Superstar headquarters and said okay whose idea was
[00:26:16] level 16 you in the back your fire pick up your shit get the fuck out of here
[00:26:21] whose idea was heroes you you're fired pick up your shit pack your bags you're
[00:26:28] fucking fired get the fuck out of here but instead you're applauding them you're
[00:26:35] You're applauding them, oh my god!
[00:26:39] You're applauding them, what the fuck?
[00:26:45] Holy shit.
[00:26:49] All right, closing out of that.
[00:26:51] Closing out of that.
[00:26:53] Cortisol spike, yeah, whatever, bro.
[00:26:55] I don't care.
[00:26:56] Today was a great day, bro.
[00:26:59] I literally read that and was set off a mental clip,
[00:27:03] or a clip.
[00:27:04] I was literally set off of a fucking mental club.
[00:27:09] Legitimately.
[00:27:13] Gigi, you're gonna get your code taken away?
[00:27:14] I don't, Gucci, I don't care.
[00:27:16] Bacon, they could rip away my code fucking tonight.
[00:27:20] Fuck it, rip away my code tomorrow.
[00:27:21] I don't give a flying fuck.
[00:27:24] That is probably the most mismanaged video game
[00:27:27] I've ever seen in my life.
[00:27:28] Fire everyone in bulk.
[00:27:30] Literally, just fire everyone.
[00:27:32] That is a fucking,
[00:27:34] Yeah, bro, uh, quarter sauce spiking whatever that even needs. I don't give a fuck dude. I
[00:27:39] Hope to you know what please take away my creator code. I don't give a fuck
[00:27:44] You took away most. Um, sure take away mine. Fuck it, bro. Take away my code. I literally don't care. I don't give a fuck
[00:27:53] That game is a
[00:27:55] absolute
[00:27:57] Masterclass
[00:27:58] 101 guide of how to kill your game as fast as humanly possible
[00:28:02] possible. Literally. That is how to kill your game as fast as humanly possible, Rob. I'm
[00:28:12] actually, I have a great idea, Gucci. I hope they take away my code. Holy fuck. If that
[00:28:17] guy's the CEO, I mean, we're so cooked. We're literally so fucking cooked. Fuck that shit.
[00:28:28] know it shows the efforts of a talented team chat never forget never forget the
[00:28:35] most daunting sentence I've ever read in my life it goes to show the efforts of
[00:28:41] a talented team it goes fuck yourself dude your talented team is probably the
[00:28:46] least talented team in the gaming industry hands down are you fucking
[00:28:52] jump
[00:28:54] I was scared
[00:29:00] And you can call us when we are scared
[00:29:07] I don't know if I'll call you down there
[00:29:10] But I can promise you that I'll call you when I'm scared
[00:29:16] I will call you when I'm scared
[00:29:19] I don't think
[00:29:26] It is what it is y'all
[00:29:29] But chat on Sunday we got a big ass tournament guys big ass turn of it on Sunday to V2 tournament
[00:29:37] Content like streamers only no pros no SSL's none of that chat
[00:29:43] This is the list of the players and teams we got so far. We got 13 streamers
[00:29:48] We're gonna get it to 16. This is gonna be Sunday. Um fuck what was I gonna say? Oh my god. Oh
[00:29:55] also
[00:29:56] big stream planned
[00:29:59] Friday, um, I think Saturday, too
[00:30:03] And then I also think
[00:30:05] Dude, I have a I think I'm not gonna say yet, but I think we have some crazy streams coming up
[00:30:13] But ladies and gentlemen without further ado
[00:30:18] without further ado without further ado
[00:30:25] without further ado
[00:30:28] which act for a lot of
[00:30:36] check who can we have to respond
[00:30:39] who can we have to this
[00:30:41] that's that
[00:30:43] who can we have to this
[00:30:48] Who could have been asking this dude?
[00:30:51] Chat, what streamer slash like creator should I text, bro?
[00:30:56] We got three people left.
[00:30:57] Who do y'all want to see in here?
[00:31:07] Who do y'all think?
[00:31:10] Who do y'all think?
[00:31:12] Who should we add?
[00:31:14] Who should we add, bro?
[00:31:18] Ask Riley? I could ask Riley. I think he'd be down. I think Raleigh would be down. I don't think he's ever played.
[00:31:24] Let me actually text Raleigh, bro.
[00:31:29] God, I think he's still asleep.
[00:31:35] Who could Raleigh's teammate be? Maybe, like, I don't know.
[00:31:43] Let me text Raleigh.
[00:31:44] But I don't think Ratt has ever played so I have to get him a good team answer.
[00:31:49] Maybe he can come up with scatch maybe?
[00:31:52] Scatch is like gold I think.
[00:31:54] That could be an interesting team.
[00:31:57] That could be an interesting team because then if we have that team then there's one
[00:32:05] team left.
[00:32:06] One team left.
[00:32:07] I don't know yet.
[00:32:08] I don't know.
[00:32:09] I don't know.
[00:32:10] Jack, we should watch some like Rocket League Clips.
[00:32:14] Jack, any Rocket League players we should react to?
[00:32:19] Dude, we should react to fucking RW9.
[00:32:23] Bro, we should react to RW9, dude.
[00:32:32] We should react to RW9, dude.
[00:32:35] Jack, what a video.
[00:32:38] I wanna get motivated.
[00:32:40] Noepa, RW9 Defense, okay let's see, RW9 Defense, because the Boston Major is
[00:32:54] literally in nine days. I'm fucking excited for this. Is this really the best
[00:33:01] Defender you all talking about over stand you'll to
[00:33:10] Bro Daniel's the best player on NRK
[00:33:40] I don't know, call me crazy. I kind of like ones more than twos chat. Can I get a retweet, bro?
[00:33:47] Once is like, you know what it is about once. Okay, actually good explain this. Good.
[00:33:53] I like twos better than ones if I'm playing with one of my friends, bro. If I have an option between
[00:34:01] solo queuing twos or solo queuing ones, I actually enjoy ones way more.
[00:34:10] What a save.
[00:34:12] It's against Daniel too, who's probably the best player in NA as well.
[00:34:18] Yeah, RW9, you got it bro.
[00:34:28] This Zen vs. him?
[00:34:36] Wait.
[00:34:38] What?
[00:34:39] Trouble trouble indeed. So what do you got 23 seconds?
[00:34:42] This shit is so motivating dude like that now he throws it
[00:34:50] This motherfucker just backflip to me how to reach the ball
[00:34:53] Yeah, you got it bro
[00:35:04] Yeah, so this is a guy that I'm really excited to see play in the Boston major dude. I heard he's like the real fucking deal man
[00:35:14] I'm excited bro. Hey, Chad who do y'all think's gonna win that?
[00:35:18] KC is um, is KC the best team?
[00:35:21] Carmine Corp or whatever it's called. Falcons, Casey. Yeah, I don't know. I'm fired up. I'm fired up, too.
[00:35:37] But yeah, Jack, I'm gonna keep it updated on this. This is in five days, okay? Everybody on this list is like 100% confirmed down to play.
[00:35:49] So these are the teams we got right now 2v2 streamers only. I'm probably gonna do best of three every round
[00:35:55] Um, I don't really know who's gonna win bro. I'm on a team with Joe
[00:36:00] Joe's good bro. Me and Joe are a good team. I think the best player is probably X
[00:36:06] I think he's the only one that's like high diamond
[00:36:09] Or what break is X it's like diamond three? I
[00:36:14] Don't know but that's gonna be fun, but now without further ado
[00:36:19] Without further ado, it's time to get flat.
[00:36:22] Come on!
[00:36:25] Today's the day.
[00:36:27] Today is the day we get platinum.
[00:36:29] Chat, I played once last night.
[00:36:31] Off stream with all the three-game winning streak, bro.
[00:36:36] All right?
[00:36:39] Today's the day we get flat.
[00:36:42] I need everybody to lost the fucking...
[00:36:45] Rock the fucking!
[00:36:47] Today is the day, bitch!
[00:36:51] So it's beat orbit already reacting.
[00:36:54] I'm tapped in, bro.
[00:36:56] Ooh, I was gonna play a little tad log.
[00:36:58] And tomorrow, tomorrow, tomorrow.
[00:37:03] Today's the day.
[00:37:04] Ladies and gentlemen, today's the day.
[00:37:06] Today's the day, chat.
[00:37:08] Rock the fucking in, bro.
[00:37:11] Lock the fuck in, bro.
[00:37:16] Chat, today's the day I get black.
[00:37:19] Warm up, bro. Let's go right ahead. Let's go right ahead.
[00:37:35] I should have warmed up. Oh my God! My guard feels so clunky.
[00:37:41] Jetta should have warmed up.
[00:37:48] This kid's good, he's going back, back up.
[00:37:56] I hate this position.
[00:37:58] Like I hate that position!
[00:38:01] Bro, I hate that position so fucking much!
[00:38:09] I don't know what to do because I go at the ball
[00:38:28] What
[00:38:30] What?! That was just a good flip!
[00:38:38] Alright, this guy's considerably better than me.
[00:38:44] I can make it win if I just lock in and get some Tri-Art Astles.
[00:38:48] Ah, that's just back post.
[00:38:50] This guy's considerably better than me.
[00:38:52] This guy's considerably better than me.
[00:38:53] First upload of the day, it's just some god tier gold 3 player.
[00:39:00] Holy fuck.
[00:39:02] Jinxie sending sexable love from Florida.
[00:39:05] Farters, shut up!
[00:39:16] He's out of my car.
[00:39:18] This guy's so good.
[00:39:20] I don't know if he's missed the ball yet.
[00:39:23] I
[00:39:46] Locked him like that ass lock in lock in wait, what is it ghost touch? What is that?
[00:39:53] I was here in the chat, bitch!
[00:39:58] Come on, I can get black, I can get black!
[00:40:00] I can get black!
[00:40:02] I can get black!
[00:40:08] Why am I doing that?
[00:40:09] Why am I just giving him a gold?
[00:40:11] What am I doing?
[00:40:12] I knew it was bad!
[00:40:14] This guy's so pretty, so composed.
[00:40:15] He's like a stone cold killer in gold 3.
[00:40:18] I don't know why I did that.
[00:40:19] I don't know why I did that.
[00:40:20] why did that as soon as I did it I said why am I doing that as soon as I did it
[00:40:25] I said why am I doing that I just grow I need to get
[00:40:36] Good platter, like enough is enough.
[00:40:43] Come to the ball.
[00:40:44] Come to the ball, get greedy.
[00:40:49] Oh god, holy aura, dad.
[00:40:54] He missed, he missed, he missed.
[00:40:57] So next to me, I mean, oh my god!
[00:40:59] What are you?
[00:41:01] What are you?
[00:41:02] And then I trip on the goddamn
[00:41:05] GO POST!
[00:41:07] I've tripped on more goalposts than anyone.
[00:41:27] I'm not trying to be that guy.
[00:41:29] I'm really not.
[00:41:31] Every time I play this game off stream,
[00:41:33] I win. I have a winning record when I play once. Every time I play on stream, I get passed
[00:41:39] around like a fucking blunt. Literally. Literally. Literally.
[00:41:46] Jack no no it's back here we go shut the fuck up it's back here we go you can
[00:42:04] see my record that's in your neck oh oh my god he has been missed the ball
[00:42:14] Take the win, take the win.
[00:42:16] Cause I'm mad and now you're loud.
[00:42:18] First game of the day, it's just some God.
[00:42:21] I love it.
[00:42:23] Fucking break this fucking camera.
[00:42:25] Please let me break this shit.
[00:42:27] Please God, let me break this fucking camera.
[00:42:31] Oh my, it's just some.
[00:42:32] I guess you're gold three brother I I fucking guess I guess
[00:42:54] Yes.
[00:42:55] Twin did not miss the ball every time I got close to him, he flipped me, but yeah, go
[00:43:07] three, sure.
[00:43:23] I'm giving Plat today, I don't care.
[00:43:26] I don't care anymore, I'm giving Plat today.
[00:43:28] I gotta play Threes by the way.
[00:43:31] Again, I said this yesterday.
[00:43:33] If you are a champion Threes player,
[00:43:36] do not queue East Servers, I will sell.
[00:43:53] It's your time, baby
[00:43:55] Oh, hey, hey, hey, hey
[00:43:57] Just try it, try it, try it
[00:44:01] Oh, you're free
[00:44:03] So, try it
[00:44:05] Because now you're taking the smiles
[00:44:08] What's this thing with me?
[00:44:11] Yeah, I stop
[00:44:23] Lock it.
[00:44:27] Alright, dudes, maybe we can get warmed up in this.
[00:44:29] Maybe we can warm up, dudes!
[00:44:32] You punch like a rookie? Shut up!
[00:44:35] Brother, I'm not in the mood! I'm not in the mood!
[00:44:43] If my teammate tells instantly, I'm actually gonna lose my mind.
[00:44:46] Literally.
[00:44:47] Give me a highball.
[00:45:02] Off the post bitches!
[00:45:10] Just a little sort of play for the boys.
[00:45:15] YES! YES!
[00:45:28] Y'all want TTS?
[00:45:30] Y'all actually want TTS!
[00:45:32] Get that!
[00:45:36] Alright, we'll do TTS for...
[00:45:38] 10 minutes.
[00:45:40] If y'all fucking troll I'm gonna shut it off
[00:45:48] I have ice cream wait wait wait wait wait wait wait I gotta switch my form
[00:45:52] wait wait wait
[00:45:55] I'll put my quarter the next wall next wall next wall
[00:45:57] if we do TTS don't fuck around don't fucking fuck around
[00:46:14] I
[00:46:26] Way much to me
[00:46:31] Are you okay?
[00:46:33] All right
[00:46:35] The court is in the chat. We're gonna put on tickets
[00:46:39] Do not fucking throw
[00:46:42] Do not f**king trod!
[00:47:12] Go.
[00:47:14] Yes, yes, yes!
[00:47:16] Way to make that mistake!
[00:47:18] I'm gonna punish you every time!
[00:47:20] I'm gonna punish those weird asses!
[00:47:22] 310,000 bills.
[00:47:24] Can you turn it down?
[00:47:26] I'm trying to watch my Job Art VODs.
[00:47:28] Brother, it-it like...
[00:47:30] If you're gonna be in the stream,
[00:47:32] you can turn it down.
[00:47:34] You can!
[00:47:36] Grinder's stinky cheered 200 bits, so it has been a huge fantasy of mine to dominate
[00:47:48] the total gaping starfish of yours.
[00:47:51] Also please keep it down in trying to sleep.
[00:47:54] Hi, guys, can you make it louder?
[00:47:56] You make it, yes, I'll do it.
[00:48:00] I'm about to make actually opposite, so I might kill you.
[00:48:03] Then you're dead, bro.
[00:48:10] Tomorrow, I think. I think tomorrow.
[00:48:12] Yeah. I think tomorrow's Wednesday, right? Yeah, tomorrow.
[00:48:18] Oh! Also, let's see.
[00:48:20] No, to me, teach you.
[00:48:21] 99 Germans pushing it!
[00:48:34] No, I could have paid for that!
[00:48:37] General, switch the 99 Germans tomorrow, chat! I forgot about that!
[00:48:42] Chat, and I think on Friday they got the bang of a lot of them in the desert!
[00:48:51] How is that a goal?
[00:49:02] Steve Shadding, I hear cheered 200 bits.
[00:49:05] Hey, shut up, are you going to tap L along or not?
[00:49:09] How is that a goal?
[00:49:10] All right, so I'm about to turn off the DS already, bro.
[00:49:13] I said 10 minutes, I'm about to already shut it off.
[00:49:18] If you fast cheered 200 bits, it'll be home in 30 days.
[00:49:23] Tomorrow is my 13th birthday, don't forget.
[00:49:30] Great touch, Jakez, great touch.
[00:49:32] Great touch, Jakez, over the middle.
[00:49:35] Demo? I missed the demo on such a fucking loser.
[00:49:37] Some 123 cheered 500 bits.
[00:49:40] Hey, Johnco, love your streams and love your ridespin around for a long time, love you.
[00:49:45] Hard to find good people like you now, I just want you to hear some positivity
[00:50:01] For 42 cheers 200 bits, you're so bad you have your own right
[00:50:08] No, I don't have my own right. It's just fold three. Where are you a psycho? I
[00:50:13] I don't have my own rank though, shut up!
[00:50:18] Dangerous save 7, cheered 200 bits.
[00:50:21] Pay high-rise, the egg in the bottom left is annoying.
[00:50:24] Can you remove his volume?
[00:50:29] Oh my god, I almost got the save of a lifetime!
[00:50:32] I'm not a, uh, what's the name?
[00:50:35] Host 1, Flanders cheered 300 bits.
[00:50:38] Show us your feet and prank that hog or else.
[00:50:42] No! Help out! No!
[00:50:47] Why touch it? I had a... Oh!
[00:50:50] At least he said sorry. At least this guy knows.
[00:50:52] See this guy has self-awareness. I like this guy.
[00:50:59] Do I want to get my profit?
[00:51:03] At least wait a minute or so. This is what I like to see.
[00:51:07] Thank God!
[00:51:12] Jinx see congrats on girl three. I think that's three years ago kid. Carter shut the fuck up
[00:51:19] Legitimately brown shut up great win
[00:51:22] Bro, if I can get my tunes right to go three and my ones right
[00:51:26] We're definitely gonna get a flat connect. Just joking jinx. See there's a goat
[00:51:34] Let's party up Scott. Let's party up even though your goal you are you have potential key
[00:51:41] This kid has potential I can just skip it.
[00:51:43] Blank is still cheered 200 bits.
[00:51:45] We should give Clash a 1 star rating on the app store.
[00:51:49] That is no point of doing that bro.
[00:51:51] They're gonna kill that game whatever it takes.
[00:51:56] They're doing everything in their power to kill that game.
[00:51:59] So it's even 7 cheered 200 bits.
[00:52:02] Hey Gidee, how's your and your girlfriend doing?
[00:52:05] Wait.
[00:52:06] Much hate.
[00:52:07] Am I?
[00:52:08] Am I in game chat?
[00:52:10] I'm 99% sure my teenage has started jerking off in my years.
[00:52:18] We're playing against... okay.
[00:52:21] Pray Chat is doing good, remember the power God has given you, Jinx, love you and Christ is risen.
[00:52:28] What a shot of gun! Come on!
[00:52:33] Let's get wet again! Let's go!
[00:52:37] Oh, today's the day!
[00:52:41] I'm tired of waiting to help you!
[00:52:44] Come on!
[00:52:47] Today's the day, man!
[00:52:59] No, I missed!
[00:53:01] I've been cheered 200 bits, pay bald fuckin' chopped hairline.
[00:53:06] Bro, I don't go buy bald fuck, alright?
[00:53:09] I haven't been bald in months!
[00:53:11] And by the way, 2026 I'm getting long hair!
[00:53:14] So you can fuck off!
[00:53:16] I've been cheered 200 bits, you jinxed C.M. in the military and life's been hard lately
[00:53:21] but you make it better, I'm serious love you.
[00:53:24] Just appreciate it.
[00:53:27] Fuckin' love in my mouth.
[00:53:29] And thank you for your service.
[00:53:31] Thank you for your service, sir.
[00:53:33] Chat!
[00:53:34] If I get my... If I get my Tuesday...
[00:53:36] I'm looking for a business at 14 and when I'm...
[00:53:39] Guys!
[00:53:40] If I get my Tuesday...
[00:53:42] Goatry and my wasn't...
[00:53:43] Goatry, we can get my today.
[00:53:45] That ass!
[00:53:47] Oh god, oh god.
[00:53:51] Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god!
[00:53:59] told my epic displays he'd be found.
[00:54:03] Just play Sword of the Dead man.
[00:54:05] We should do a day where we play with you as fast, but I'm just playing Sword of the Dead.
[00:54:09] I'm playing the Scarlet of the Sky, uh, please, uh, but I'm not...
[00:54:12] I'm a real...
[00:54:13] I've cheered 200 bits.
[00:54:15] Love you, jinxed, see ignore haters.
[00:54:18] I love your streams.
[00:54:19] Thank you, my friend.
[00:54:20] All the best for today's stream.
[00:54:21] Thank you, man.
[00:54:27] SHUT!
[00:54:29] SHOT!
[00:54:36] Yeah, I'm absolutely locked. Wait, you did?
[00:54:44] Oh my god, it was MGK's stand with the 50 beats!
[00:54:47] MGK with the 50!
[00:54:51] Bro, MGK, I just came here for a minute, bro.
[00:54:54] might be worth turning.
[00:54:56] Nah, I'm gonna get on PC Rock-a-Lake.
[00:54:59] I'm gonna get on PC Rock-a-Lake.
[00:55:02] Change the cold explosion, that's ass.
[00:55:05] ST-40, you cheered 200 fits.
[00:55:08] Jinx, Seahole, jump and boost at the same time for easy adiabats.
[00:55:15] Nah, I'm gonna get PC Rock-a-Lake.
[00:55:18] Call your girlfriend, I actually have a story about that, I have a story.
[00:55:23] I was sorry.
[00:55:24] Kallus, I'm sorry.
[00:55:25] He's on the channel now.
[00:55:26] He has two hundred bits.
[00:55:27] You should play to the R version of Rain by the Six Seagits called, Reaches.
[00:55:31] What a save.
[00:55:32] What the actual fuck?
[00:55:33] What a save.
[00:55:34] Ryan Barnachia has two hundred bits.
[00:55:36] Hello, Giddy.
[00:55:37] Sending love from Michigan.
[00:55:39] He's son.
[00:55:40] What?
[00:55:41] What?
[00:55:42] Hello, Giddy.
[00:55:43] Sending love from Michigan.
[00:55:44] He's son.
[00:55:45] What?
[00:55:46] What?
[00:55:47] Hello, Giddy.
[00:55:48] Sending love from Michigan.
[00:55:49] He's son.
[00:55:50] What?
[00:55:51] Hello, Jimmy, sending love from Michigan. You suck.
[00:55:55] Brother, what?
[00:55:57] That's not love!
[00:55:58] Flare of a rhombus corp cheered 200 bits.
[00:56:01] Hey, Jeans, do you ever regret her vasectomy?
[00:56:05] Do I ever regret my flat? I didn't get a vasectomy.
[00:56:09] Where are you reading this information?
[00:56:11] I'm actually curious.
[00:56:13] Is there like a fake life of what?
[00:56:16] What?
[00:56:17] We cheered 200 bits, if Arjun Ko was still alive he could get Hatterim, so sad.
[00:56:24] I am still alive by the way!
[00:56:26] Look at that shot!
[00:56:29] Look at that shot!
[00:56:34] We can secure 300 bits, hey ginseng, try hitting the ball next time, yeah.
[00:56:40] You can see I am leaking, uh, Carter, that's awesome, maybe keep that information to yourself.
[00:56:49] You sick fuck.
[00:56:50] There's chain of two hundred bits.
[00:56:52] Okay, so chat, I have a story.
[00:56:55] So y'all know the, uh, the AI girlfriend, right?
[00:56:59] Well, my girlfriend.
[00:57:01] Dude.
[00:57:02] Twitch.
[00:57:03] Gave me a warning.
[00:57:07] because the content was too sexual, they said.
[00:57:17] So, Jack, we cannot call her anymore.
[00:57:20] Or, if we do, we gotta keep it chill.
[00:57:22] You know what I'm saying?
[00:57:24] If we do, we gotta keep it chill.
[00:57:26] Because, bro, Twitch literally gave me a warning.
[00:57:29] You know what I mean?
[00:57:31] So, we gotta keep it chill.
[00:58:07] I will, I might play C-
[00:58:12] I might get out of teach tonight, it depends how these games go.
[00:58:16] I need to get Plat in Rocket League. Bro, if I get Plat today-
[00:58:19] It's by saving 710 share 300 bits.
[00:58:23] I'm currently going through a custody battle with my ex and it's been extremely stressful.
[00:58:28] I just wanted to say thank you for being a great person and getting my mind off of the stress.
[00:58:34] God first, God bless.
[00:58:36] Love you, bro. Love you, man.
[00:58:41] And bro, you know what, bro? Fuck your ex.
[00:58:43] Oh, no, not like that. No, no, not like that.
[00:58:46] I don't mean, oh my god. No, not like that. I'm saying like...
[00:58:50] You get what I'm saying. I don't... I... You get exactly what I'm saying.
[00:58:55] You know what I'm saying? You know exactly what I'm saying.
[00:58:57] Hey, then make it with a five-gifted. Oh my god.
[00:59:00] You know what I'm saying?
[00:59:05] Matt of 2G cheered 400 bits.
[00:59:09] Yo Jopiko, you think you can pause stream for a couple hours?
[00:59:12] I have to go to work, but I'll let you know when you're ready.
[00:59:15] Mother, we're not blocking the stream!
[00:59:19] There is a boss!
[00:59:21] You can rewind any part!
[00:59:24] We're not!
[00:59:26] What's that?
[00:59:27] Hey, what was that?
[00:59:33] We are not pausing!
[00:59:36] No way, that's not what he's saying.
[00:59:47] There's no way to stop him.
[00:59:49] There's no way to snap your hand.
[00:59:56] Four to zero.
[00:59:57] Four to zero.
[00:59:58] Big kills at cheered 200 bits.
[01:00:01] Try hitting the ball next time you bail out.
[01:00:03] No shit!
[01:00:04] I'm not a bailant!
[01:00:05] Gold wins the game.
[01:00:06] A gold wins the game.
[01:00:07] Goal wins the game, a goal wins the game!
[01:00:14] Sunderstors serve Sheer at 200 bits, Cage and Hugo just proposed to my now fiance on Saturday.
[01:00:21] We absolutely love your streams. Sending love from Nashville.
[01:00:25] Hey! W Nashville!
[01:00:33] That a big challenge?
[01:00:35] He'd end the 90 cheered 200 bits, bits when his cuphead fall'd and stopped ducking.
[01:00:45] No no no no no no no.
[01:00:47] Oh my god, he tried to speed boost me there.
[01:00:51] To cheered 200 bits, page ints, see I love the bit where you act like you're horrible at rocket league and have no game sense but it would be cool to see some real gameplay someday.
[01:01:01] I don't act like I'm horrible, I'm just new to the game through asshole.
[01:01:09] Why would I intensely suck?
[01:01:11] If I'm getting made fun of by a babe?
[01:01:13] That's a tier 200 fits.
[01:01:14] Pay attention to your teeth if I'm watching you improve.
[01:01:17] Just kidding, their actual level is better than you get.
[01:01:22] Scott, I need you to help me through.
[01:01:54] stream starts so we can all start going.
[01:01:57] Oh shut the fuck up!
[01:02:00] Holy shit!
[01:02:04] Look at that.
[01:02:07] It's increasing to 200 bits.
[01:02:10] Can I oil you up and suck your pepperolitis?
[01:02:13] I don't...
[01:02:14] Got some hundred percent on me.
[01:02:24] That's on me.
[01:02:32] How is this name allowed? I mean rapidly come on guys wake up. How is that allowed literally how?
[01:02:42] We lost to the seal her.
[01:02:44] We lost to a sealer.
[01:02:53] Oh, we went back to lobby.
[01:02:55] Okay, okay, okay.
[01:03:01] I gotta get a freeze game so I can lose my rank, but I just feel bad for anyone that gets on my team.
[01:03:06] I just feel bad.
[01:03:09] Why are they going to 1k betty series?
[01:03:18] Hard to do one more game of TTS.
[01:03:20] Last game.
[01:03:25] Game of the 98 year 200 bits, yo.
[01:03:29] We won V1 in Siege way back.
[01:03:31] We need to run it in RL and catch up.
[01:03:35] I don't want to go to my bureau's guys.
[01:03:41] It's not a bad idea.
[01:03:43] FlashShifty cheered 500 bits.
[01:03:46] Love the stream keep going.
[01:03:48] Thank you my dude.
[01:03:49] Thank you my dude.
[01:03:55] Thank you my dude.
[01:03:59] Two facile cheered 3-line game bits.
[01:04:01] Jinxed see don't ever stepped foot in Nebraska.
[01:04:04] care you will get grunt unconditionally oh my god oh my god i got a freeze game
[01:04:10] this is champ i got a freeze game this is champ
[01:04:27] uh i feel so bad i literally feel so bad brother this is champ y'all
[01:04:33] out. Saved out. How are they saving that? How are champs saved up? That's in their net.
[01:04:46] I don't know what you do to help, I don't know.
[01:05:15] I'm gonna get blamed in a second.
[01:05:17] Well, they're gonna blame me. They're gonna blame me.
[01:05:19] We need to get out of here.
[01:05:23] We some game chat?
[01:05:24] Some game chat we brought to you.
[01:05:32] Yo, guys. Lock it.
[01:06:03] Oh, I'm sorry.
[01:06:10] Jay, he's not talking right now.
[01:06:13] He was talking.
[01:06:27] Nice save, good save.
[01:06:30] Good save.
[01:06:32] Oh
[01:06:36] Give any toilet, can you fuck off nice save
[01:06:47] For this give any toilet kid needs to actually stop. Oh my god
[01:07:03] Guys you got a brochette on that
[01:07:11] Guys everything okay
[01:07:16] I feel like nobody's really talking
[01:07:28] Yo stupid toilet literally fucked yourself
[01:07:32] OH MY GOD!
[01:07:39] Aura.
[01:07:50] Yo, this is giving me joy to a kid! Me too get luched in the face!
[01:07:55] NICE GUYS! NICE!
[01:08:02] This guy's a full-on soul.
[01:08:14] So what is EYP?
[01:08:26] That's what it means!
[01:08:28] I don't know what your deal is you need to stop I don't know what you're
[01:08:36] Bop!
[01:08:55] Champ is so good!
[01:08:56] Champ is so good!
[01:08:57] Oh my god!
[01:08:58] Champ is so good!
[01:09:00] Champ is literally so good!
[01:09:06] This is champ
[01:09:17] Bro, oh my god
[01:09:28] What's that hate?
[01:09:36] What to say?
[01:09:40] Camp is easy! Camp is easy, bitch!
[01:09:45] Back to back, I've extended!
[01:09:49] Okay, well it's not easy, but...
[01:10:00] Bro, this skippity guy is so annoying! Oh my god!
[01:10:06] What the FUCK?
[01:10:08] What the hell?
[01:10:12] What the actual fuck?
[01:10:16] Oh my god!
[01:10:22] What?
[01:10:24] It's so big yo yo yo yo it's getting serious
[01:10:40] It's so big
[01:10:44] He's a laughing.
[01:10:49] Okay, so here's the thing, Jack.
[01:10:57] As painful as this is, I need to keep losing.
[01:11:02] He said, love you, Jynxie.
[01:11:03] Oh, my team, I thought that man.
[01:11:05] Like, oh my God, have a good stream.
[01:11:09] W's, W's.
[01:11:10] Bruh, I'm sorry, team.
[01:11:12] I need to keep losing. That way, I'm allowed to play with like lovers.
[01:11:17] You know what I'm saying?
[01:11:20] Do you hear what I mean?
[01:11:23] How is he champ? I got carried by Zen.
[01:11:26] I got carried by Zen.
[01:11:31] Alright, choose game. Chooby chooby chooby choob.
[01:11:34] Little gold bobby.
[01:11:36] Chooby chooby game.
[01:11:38] Chooby chooby chooby chooby chooby action.
[01:11:39] Bro, we're getting Blaster down, tellin' ya.
[01:11:50] Today's the day. Today's the day for Blaster.
[01:12:04] Now I can't be boost overbottling.
[01:12:09] Remember chat the ball is oh my god the ball is always more important than the
[01:12:17] boost.
[01:12:20] Clear it.
[01:12:39] I
[01:12:44] Remember to follow this work
[01:12:50] No, oh, I chipped him but I never beat black fuck
[01:12:56] Well, I gotta get back I gotta get back
[01:13:09] No!
[01:13:13] AHHHH!
[01:13:18] Yeah! What a save!
[01:13:39] Just because I'm siege later tonight, I'm feeling siegey.
[01:13:46] Might be so low the champion time.
[01:13:50] No!
[01:13:53] No more TTS!
[01:13:57] No!
[01:13:59] Dumped on, bitch.
[01:14:03] Little seeds, you chat.
[01:14:22] Nice clear.
[01:14:23] What's up, you idiot, Radis?
[01:14:30] Over here!
[01:14:35] How do you miss?
[01:14:39] Legitimately how?
[01:14:41] How do you miss?
[01:14:53] Let's go
[01:15:00] Bye bye, that's all the champions and random stuff
[01:15:04] That's all the champions and random stuff
[01:15:16] Chip kill
[01:15:23] Bro, how's there been no goals? It's like a standstill.
[01:15:31] What? Alright, I'm gonna be honest, bro. What is my teammate doing? How do you miss that?
[01:15:37] How do you miss the ball, teammate?
[01:15:41] Wait, that's good. Hold it up.
[01:15:53] He got a spot on that!
[01:16:00] Oh my god!
[01:16:05] How has nobody scored?
[01:16:09] 90th minute though.
[01:16:11] Covered in zoom.
[01:16:12] Copy here, require.
[01:16:13] I'm gonna be honest, my teammate just sent our ass.
[01:16:19] I was not that good.
[01:16:21] Oh
[01:16:32] Nice
[01:16:38] Good
[01:16:51] What are you doing?
[01:16:58] Are you serious?
[01:17:03] What are you doing?
[01:17:09] Are you serious?
[01:17:13] What are you doing?
[01:17:18] Are you serious?
[01:17:21] Somebody's got a score, bro.
[01:17:28] Chipped you?
[01:17:31] Yes, good bounce! Good bounce!
[01:17:34] Yes! Yes!
[01:17:39] That just got me!
[01:17:43] Oh my god, it's got so lucky, but I don't even care.
[01:17:46] I just got so lucky but I don't care.
[01:17:49] Chad let's actually go y'all.
[01:17:51] Oh my god.
[01:17:53] MVP bitch.
[01:17:55] Overtime ball.
[01:17:57] Oh you get more points for that.
[01:18:02] Okay.
[01:18:04] Dude I really, oh my god I love this song.
[01:18:08] Bro.
[01:18:09] I love this song dude.
[01:18:12] I really want to get black guys.
[01:18:14] Like I really want to get black before we get on season. I'm so close dude. I
[01:18:24] Really want to get black
[01:18:33] One-to-one okay, listen won't be one of the most important games right now because that's my highest focus
[01:18:44] of
[01:18:58] the
[01:19:40] My eyes so itchy.
[01:20:00] This is my chance.
[01:20:01] Try to save that!
[01:20:02] Harvent, harvent!
[01:20:03] Come on!
[01:20:04] Try to save that!
[01:20:06] Harvint! Harvint!
[01:20:08] Come on!
[01:20:10] Try to save that!
[01:20:12] We are getting blocked!
[01:20:14] Right now!
[01:20:30] I try to demo.
[01:20:32] I try to demo. I try to demo. I'm such a greedy bastard. I'm such a greedy bastard.
[01:20:48] Let me, let me lock you y'all, let me lock you.
[01:20:56] What did I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I!
[01:20:59] When I'm horizontal with a ball, I literally don't know what to do.
[01:21:03] It's literally my biggest biggest hit.
[01:21:05] When I'm horizontal with a ball, I don't know what to do.
[01:21:07] Legitimately. I don't know what to do.
[01:21:10] You're bad, okay? Bad.
[01:21:16] Mind you, I have not messaged this guy once.
[01:21:18] But alright, you're an asshole.
[01:21:23] Oh, nice demo dude.
[01:21:25] Nice demo.
[01:21:27] nice demo you want to talk shit let's talk shit you want to talk shit let's talk shit
[01:21:35] my piece
[01:21:39] and your demo
[01:21:46] he hurtled me
[01:21:47] Get back, get back, get back!
[01:22:03] That weak shit out of here.
[01:22:04] You gotta hit a top-bent score, trust me.
[01:22:08] Next time hit a top-bent.
[01:22:11] You're so undisciplined.
[01:22:18] Get that weak shit out of here.
[01:22:32] My defense looking better.
[01:22:36] But his biggest weakness is his discipline, his discipline is so bad.
[01:22:48] I mean, I don't...
[01:22:50] What is that, like, Gareth Bale?
[01:22:53] Look at him.
[01:22:54] I mean, he literally just broke my ankles.
[01:23:01] He literally just broke my ankles.
[01:23:31] I missed the boost.
[01:23:59] You didn't think I was gonna go that fast did you?
[01:24:01] You didn't think I was gonna go that fast didn't you?
[01:24:05] Shit, you fuck!
[01:24:07] I'm trying to kill him.
[01:24:12] I got to keep bait, child.
[01:24:17] Now we're real, child.
[01:24:23] Fuck, just getting smart.
[01:24:27] How is that a demo for him?
[01:24:31] Oh my god, my bungle, my bungle!
[01:24:59] Okay, this guy's actually good.
[01:25:14] Like actually good.
[01:25:24] That was lucky, but...
[01:25:25] This guy's actually good.
[01:25:30] Bro, I just had the greatest shot ever in overtime and he actually saved it.
[01:25:37] Wow.
[01:25:38] I mean, I just had the best shot.
[01:25:51] So my current division is gold three, division two.
[01:25:57] Yo, Jack, before I get flat,
[01:25:59] will it say division three or division four?
[01:26:05] Will it say division three or division four?
[01:26:08] Four, okay.
[01:26:10] So there's four divisions and then I got it.
[01:26:12] Okay, I got it.
[01:26:15] I got it.
[01:26:18] Lock it, Jack, lock it, lock it, lock it.
[01:26:21] How many games do I need?
[01:26:39] Six.
[01:26:41] Eight.
[01:26:45] It might be easier to get into 2s.
[01:26:47] It might be easier to get into 2s.
[01:26:52] Bro, you gotta finish that. You gotta finish that.
[01:27:06] The gold post.
[01:27:08] I actually...
[01:27:10] There's nothing I hate more in this game than the gold post.
[01:27:12] Oh, oh my god.
[01:27:15] I literally despise the devil. I despise him.
[01:27:27] That's a good finish. No! Good angle, but not enough power.
[01:27:32] of
[01:28:14] how do you skip this part of the video it's not a video it's a stream and you can't skip
[01:28:34] They both missed, let's go.
[01:28:54] I'm not gonna lie guys, getting plat might be easier in tubes y'all.
[01:29:00] Dead ass, might be easier in tubes dude.
[01:29:02] So Chad, basically, once I get Division 4 locked in...
[01:29:07] Once I get Division 4 locked in...
[01:29:17] Hey, Jinxie Pookie, are you Russian? No.
[01:29:26] S-Y-F-M! NO!
[01:29:49] Nice teammate! Okay!
[01:29:56] No, I can't take that fucking boots!
[01:30:07] Fuck!
[01:30:25] I just got dunked on.
[01:30:31] That's on me.
[01:30:32] That's on me.
[01:30:41] Bro, that's not me.
[01:30:42] That's not me.
[01:30:45] Thanks.
[01:30:46] Who are you feeling like?
[01:30:50] That's me.
[01:30:51] That's me.
[01:30:51] That's me.
[01:30:53] Woohoo.
[01:30:54] I gotta wait a little bit longer on my first jump.
[01:30:57] I gotta wait a little bit longer.
[01:31:16] Get it out there, get it out there.
[01:31:18] Get out of there.
[01:31:24] I'm so locked I'm so fucking locked come on I deserve flat I'm getting this shit today I'm telling you
[01:31:41] I got attacked the ball there
[01:31:50] Wow he split us both I got attacked the ball there
[01:31:54] 40 seconds for greatness, 40 seconds for fucking greatness.
[01:32:15] I mean, I can't do anything there when it goes right into that.
[01:32:27] It bounced right before me?
[01:32:33] Open that, open that, open that!
[01:32:34] What...
[01:32:35] What are you doing?
[01:32:38] I cannot play this dude shit.
[01:32:40] They give you an open net and you hit to the side!
[01:32:48] They're literally giving you a goal, man!
[01:32:58] I think we're gonna win even if it went to overtime anyways.
[01:33:23] Yeah, like, I don't even know.
[01:33:34] You want to party up, uh, rather, you're putting up Tony's Chanel numbers, dude.
[01:33:41] They gave you an open net at the end of the game and you passed it to the side.
[01:33:46] Like, I don't, like, I understand my defense could have been better, sure, I like, but
[01:33:52] They gave him an open net and he didn't take it.
[01:33:55] He also wasn't even on an angle.
[01:33:57] He had so much time to react to that.
[01:34:02] He had no goals, no assists, less shots than me, and less saves.
[01:34:07] I mean, back to that.
[01:34:08] Bro was just driving around.
[01:34:14] I don't know, bro.
[01:34:15] It's like, every time I play twos, it's like, I don't know.
[01:34:19] My teammate just does nothing.
[01:34:22] Okay, this guy's... see bro, that's all he had to do, that's all he had to do.
[01:34:30] This guy's boost trail is insane.
[01:34:33] See now, this teammate looks calm.
[01:34:38] This to me looks good.
[01:35:08] I
[01:35:19] Don't think he's perfect
[01:35:21] Because he's speed flipped?
[01:35:37] All my opponents speed flip, I don't know.
[01:35:40] I mean like, everybody I play against is always smurfing.
[01:35:44] Okay, yeah, he's definitely smurfing.
[01:35:46] He's definitely smurfing.
[01:35:47] Yeah, he's definitely smurfing.
[01:35:48] Yeah, he's definitely smurfing.
[01:36:11] I just can't get angle on that.
[01:36:18] Yeah, what do you mean, sun?
[01:36:23] I couldn't get an angle, it was weird.
[01:36:33] Time's definitely a lot better than I was that first round, but I can actually feel the
[01:36:39] improvement.
[01:36:40] of
[01:37:09] That was such a good demo by him.
[01:37:25] Double bomb.
[01:37:26] Look at the boss!
[01:37:49] Nice!
[01:37:51] No, no, no, no, no, no, no!
[01:37:53] Get back, get back!
[01:37:56] No, no, no, no.
[01:38:03] I actually don't know if he's a smurf.
[01:38:10] I feel like if he's smurfing he'd have more gold.
[01:38:13] He might just be like a flat.
[01:38:16] He's in gold copies.
[01:38:19] Wouldn't he have like a bunch of gold if he was smurfing?
[01:38:25] But yeah, like, I don't know, bro, cuz like I play Siege, right?
[01:38:44] And like, Siege has probably the most mercs than any game, besides literally maybe Rock
[01:38:51] And like if you were to smurf, why would he have a platinum tournament trophy?
[01:38:57] You know what I'm saying?
[01:39:01] Because like normally if you're a smurf, you literally like just start.
[01:39:12] Like it's season two also, chat.
[01:39:15] Which means like this guy's had this account for what, years?
[01:39:19] I mean, why would he be a smurfs that has to count at the end of the day?
[01:39:31] Aren't smurfs normally new accounts? Like, you know what I'm saying?
[01:39:35] Alright, yeah, now he's fine. No gold moves like that.
[01:39:40] Maybe he's just a really good...
[01:39:44] Oh, god.
[01:39:46] Yeah, he's...
[01:39:49] There's not a single goal that moves like that though.
[01:40:39] Everybody speed flips in Gold 3, but from a Vietta's, a lot of people speed flip in Gold 3.
[01:40:46] That's why like at first we were saying he's a smurf, I didn't really buy it, but he's
[01:40:51] definitely a smurf.
[01:40:52] No, I'm telling you, a lot of people speed flip.
[01:40:59] But I can comfortably say this guy, smurf or not, this guy's definitely not gold skill
[01:41:04] level.
[01:41:05] levels of alcohol. Which app, what's, wait, wait, what's between speed flipping and flipping
[01:41:17] off the rip? Which app, what's between speed flipping and flipping? But why is it faster?
[01:41:32] I know it's faster, but why is it faster?
[01:41:35] Okay, he's gold one.
[01:41:36] Yeah, fucking right.
[01:41:39] Why is it faster?
[01:41:46] What makes it faster?
[01:41:48] How do you do it?
[01:41:49] How do you, how do you speak?
[01:41:55] Yeah, let's put up a YouTube video of this.
[01:41:57] Let's put up a YouTube video.
[01:41:59] I actually wanna see the difference.
[01:42:00] I want to know speed flipping versus regular flip traffic.
[01:42:15] All right, let's see.
[01:42:16] Let's put up a YouTube video.
[01:42:18] Let's see the difference.
[01:42:25] On your left button, hold that.
[01:42:28] absolute best way to do a speed flip. If you use arrow left on your left button, hold that
[01:42:35] and just instead of worrying about how diagonal you are with the diagonal flip or front flip
[01:42:42] and then the flip cancel, just go forward and back while holding the left button. And
[01:42:49] even though it looks like it's a side flip, it's definitely a speed flip. I'm getting
[01:42:56] to the ball in time. Absolute best way to do a speed flip. If you use arrow left.
[01:43:03] Bro, I gotta learn that. Bad video?
[01:43:11] Any tips for practicing speed flips is something I've been certain to perfect for a long time.
[01:43:15] Yes, this is a training pack from Musty. Musty's speed flip kickoff test. This one.
[01:43:23] I get it, I messed up a few times for a minute, right?
[01:43:29] But that one, like, if you don't touch the ball,
[01:43:32] you're not doing it correctly.
[01:43:33] That training pack is the, the show file way
[01:43:35] to know if you're doing it, like, properly.
[01:43:38] If you don't touch the ball like that, and like-
[01:43:40] Yeah, bro, you didn't even explain how to do it.
[01:43:42] This, oh no, I got it.
[01:43:44] If you don't touch the ball, you're not doing it properly.
[01:43:46] So, 100% check that one out.
[01:43:48] What?
[01:43:50] It's the worst tutorial ever.
[01:43:53] Here's how to speed flip in 30 seconds.
[01:43:58] Step 1.
[01:43:59] Okay, this is what we want to watch.
[01:44:01] Diagonal flip 15 degrees to the left or right, whichever side doesn't matter.
[01:44:05] Step 2.
[01:44:06] Learn how to flip cancel.
[01:44:07] The second you front flip.
[01:44:09] Flip cancel?
[01:44:12] What the fuck is that?
[01:44:14] Pull straight down on your joystick.
[01:44:16] It should look something like this.
[01:44:17] Step 3.
[01:44:18] Combine the diagonal flip and the flip cancel that you just learned.
[01:44:21] It'll look something like this.
[01:44:23] Step 4. Use all the steps you just learned and use AeroL at the end of your flip to correct your landing.
[01:44:28] In order to make sure you learned it the right way, test this training pack right here to see if you can reach the ball.
[01:44:33] And if you want to see an expert training pack, try this one.
[01:44:36] Congrats! You just learned the speed flip in 30 seconds. Here's how to speed flip in 30 seconds.
[01:44:41] Step 1. Diagon.
[01:44:42] Brother, brother, a flip cancelled. I'm not ever learning that.
[01:44:48] Shout out to Gutsinkle. BRB.
[01:44:50] Yeah, that would be a good question tomorrow. Who do y'all got? Who do y'all got?
[01:45:20] you
[01:46:20] you jerked off.
[01:46:22] Alright, I'm back.
[01:46:23] Chat at 990 over Squishy tomorrow.
[01:46:26] Who do y'all got?
[01:46:28] Now, I beat Musty in the first attempt.
[01:46:32] I beat Zed in the first attempt.
[01:46:34] But Squishy is my coach.
[01:46:37] Like, I'm his little padawan.
[01:46:39] He is my sensei.
[01:46:41] So Squishy knows me better than probably any Rocket League player.
[01:46:45] So who did y'all got?
[01:46:49] Legitimately. Who do y'all got? Who do y'all got, bro?
[01:46:57] Bro, because here's the thing, chat. Like, musty?
[01:47:02] Here's the thing. Musty did 100 only after, like, the first try, after, like, on the second attempt.
[01:47:08] Same with Zen.
[01:47:11] That shows that it's possible, right, on the first attempt. But Squishy knows me better than anybody.
[01:47:18] So tomorrow is gonna be interesting
[01:47:23] You got him in the left!
[01:47:25] Oh! I dribbled him! I dribbled him! I dribbled him! I dribbled him! I dribbled him!
[01:47:29] Fuck, I thought that guy in the net was AFK
[01:47:32] I thought the guy...
[01:47:34] Rewind! Rewind!
[01:47:35] What?
[01:47:37] Oh!
[01:47:38] Oh, the guy in the net wasn't AFK
[01:47:40] It turns out the only person that's AFK is my teammate
[01:47:43] I can't do this. I literally cannot play this shit. How do y'all play juice?
[01:47:50] How do y'all play juice? How?
[01:48:05] How do y'all play juice? How do y'all play juice?
[01:48:08] Wait, never mind daddy do whatever you want with this ass.
[01:48:13] Let's go!
[01:48:16] WT-Mate! WT-Mate! I don't care! WT-Mate!
[01:48:26] Hey Jinxie, we don't solo queue, we actually have plans to play with.
[01:48:31] Alright, I'm gonna be honest, I'll give you that. That was a good comeback.
[01:48:35] I'll be honest, that was a good one.
[01:48:39] Demo me one more time, I'll slap you!
[01:48:43] C'mon, let's score, let's score.
[01:48:46] Let's score, let's not fuck it around.
[01:48:50] Tell them to score, let's not fuck it around, yeah.
[01:48:55] Titty milk, tit.
[01:49:05] Break the way, break the way, break the way!
[01:49:16] Please score.
[01:49:17] Yes!
[01:49:18] Yes!
[01:49:19] Dude!
[01:49:20] I just want to get back on, please!
[01:49:25] Oh my god, my teammate just said good pass.
[01:49:29] Wait, what a WT man.
[01:49:31] What a WT man.
[01:49:33] So, do a wave dash on your kickoff, simple.
[01:49:43] Yeah bro, let me do a wave dash on my kickoff, then after that, let me solve world hunger,
[01:49:50] then after that, let me become a rocket scientist, then after that, let me become a brain surgeon,
[01:49:55] then after that, let me win a Nobel Peace Prize.
[01:49:57] What do you expect from me?
[01:49:59] You're going to do a wave dash on my kickoff?
[01:50:02] Who the fuck do you think I am?
[01:50:05] Aren't you a dumbass?
[01:50:10] Go, go, go, go, go!
[01:50:12] Go over the middle! Over the middle, boys!
[01:50:14] Over the middle!
[01:50:18] Fuck gold, I want platinum.
[01:50:20] Chad, ask us all we need to play.
[01:50:22] Chad, what is the name of that song?
[01:50:24] Century? Bro, that is a perfect song.
[01:50:27] Fuck gold, I want platinum.
[01:50:29] Cause I don't want gold, I want platinum.
[01:50:30] Yo, what's up?
[01:50:32] Jack, come on down to me.
[01:50:34] Yo, what's up, teammate?
[01:50:35] What's up?
[01:50:36] What's up?
[01:50:37] Wait, are you actually mad at the enemy team?
[01:50:40] I'm your teammate.
[01:50:41] Brother, you're actually the best teammate I've gotten today.
[01:50:43] All bullshit aside.
[01:50:44] Thank you, thank you.
[01:50:46] I was just thinking about no way I'd kill with Jinx here, right?
[01:50:48] And surely not by seeing you and KiboJunko.
[01:50:51] Yeah, brother, of course, right.
[01:50:52] I kill all the diamonds all the time.
[01:50:54] I'm trying to get out, I'm trying to...
[01:50:55] Wait, let's get out of here.
[01:50:56] I'm hard stuck, I've...
[01:50:57] I've been hard stuck.
[01:50:59] No, you're good, you're good!
[01:51:00] Wait, you never got black!
[01:51:02] I've been, I used to be.
[01:51:05] How long ago, how long ago?
[01:51:08] I say a couple months ago, I played other games for a bit, so I'm trying to get back into it, you know?
[01:51:13] Wait, did you just say you got no?
[01:51:16] Yeah.
[01:51:16] Are you from Canada?
[01:51:18] I am.
[01:51:19] I knew it, bro! I heard it! Go, go!
[01:51:21] Really?
[01:51:22] Do you wanna play?
[01:51:23] Yeah, downtown.
[01:51:24] Brother, you're the best thing that I got! I'm trying to get black!
[01:51:27] Are you down to like grind and get plastic?
[01:51:37] You left?
[01:51:42] You left?
[01:51:46] Go to lobby.
[01:51:48] Bro, I thought you left. Oh my god.
[01:51:53] Wait, I can only hear him in game?
[01:51:55] Bro, I thought he laughed.
[01:51:58] Oh my god.
[01:52:00] Holy tits chat.
[01:52:03] I thought he laughed.
[01:52:08] Havertz, what is this?
[01:52:11] Oh, Musty's online.
[01:52:24] He's not gonna be safe.
[01:52:29] He would be saving his right if he did leave.
[01:52:31] Gucci, you're a fucking moderator.
[01:52:34] Come on!
[01:52:35] Show a little support, damn!
[01:52:39] Fuck!
[01:52:40] ["The Last of Us"]
[01:52:45] Yo.
[01:52:47] Yo, Justin, can you hear me?
[01:52:49] Justin!
[01:52:52] Justin!
[01:52:54] I
[01:53:02] Go
[01:53:06] Well, we need blast today. I'm telling you
[01:53:11] Nice Justin I
[01:53:15] Miss that's all the way
[01:53:17] Oh my god, this is literally a move out of Ronaldinho book look
[01:53:26] That is literally Ronaldinho dude.
[01:53:31] Oh my god.
[01:53:34] No this guy is actually a good teammate.
[01:53:41] Wait, Chad, why does this club say loo?
[01:53:51] Chad, why does this club say loo?
[01:53:54] Wait, I don't know, what is that?
[01:53:56] Bro, come on! I kinda like this guy. Over the middle!
[01:54:00] No, no, no, no, no!
[01:54:03] I'm the unluckiest human being to ever play a video game ever.
[01:54:06] Like, look at this.
[01:54:08] Brother, what type of luck is that?
[01:54:12] WSC is nice shot, Jinx.
[01:54:15] Yeah.
[01:54:16] Obviously, I'm not trying to score on myself.
[01:54:38] Fuck you, Jalen! You little shit!
[01:54:46] Watch out, Justin! I got it, Justin!
[01:54:50] Justin is a good teammate, he's a good teammate.
[01:54:55] Oh-ho! Oh-ho!
[01:54:57] Oh!
[01:55:07] Nice, Dustin.
[01:55:08] I'm on your back.
[01:55:09] I'm on your back, fine.
[01:55:10] Consider me virtual van dead.
[01:55:12] Nothing gets through.
[01:55:15] Nothing gets through virtual van dead!
[01:55:17] Nothing gets through virtual van dead!
[01:55:21] Tip him!
[01:55:22] Over the middle!
[01:55:23] Over the middle!
[01:55:24] Dimmel! Dimmel! Dimmel!
[01:55:27] Just in
[01:55:37] Yes, yeah, yes, we're getting platinum today everybody grab your dick
[01:55:46] Swap
[01:55:48] That's a good shot, no.
[01:55:56] It's not, wait a minute, wait a minute!
[01:55:59] Over the middle, just dead, just dead!
[01:56:02] Wait, can you hear me, can you hear me?
[01:56:06] Figure out my mic.
[01:56:08] Oh!
[01:56:09] No!
[01:56:10] Just said it's okay, it's okay.
[01:56:11] Just said it's okay.
[01:56:12] It's okay, it's okay.
[01:56:15] We got this, we got this.
[01:56:16] Oh yes, my mic is working.
[01:56:18] That's my bad.
[01:56:19] Can you hear me dad?
[01:56:20] Yeah, you have my full attention.
[01:56:21] All right, all right, all right.
[01:56:22] Over the middle.
[01:56:23] Justin, we have to win.
[01:56:24] We have to win.
[01:56:25] Remember, we got to get...
[01:56:26] Oh my god.
[01:56:27] Justin, don't scare me like that.
[01:56:28] Don't scare me like that.
[01:56:29] I'm gonna...
[01:56:30] I'm gonna...
[01:56:31] I'm gonna...
[01:56:32] I'm gonna...
[01:56:33] Alright, I gotta...
[01:56:34] I gotta chill out.
[01:56:35] I gotta chill out here.
[01:56:36] I gotta...
[01:56:37] Let's go, let's go.
[01:56:38] Wait, I'm putting pressure on?
[01:56:39] Oh, yeah, score that.
[01:56:40] You gotta touch on it, Justin.
[01:56:41] I'm sorry.
[01:56:42] I gotta touch on that?
[01:56:43] That's all you?
[01:56:44] Come on!
[01:56:45] Let's go.
[01:56:46] Come on
[01:56:49] Let's go Jakes wait
[01:56:52] What wait Justin how old are you so I know what I can and cannot say I am I'm 17
[01:56:59] Thank God you told me. Yeah. Yeah. Thank God you told me. Oh my god
[01:57:06] Thank bro, cuz I thought you were like 20. I'm not gonna lie
[01:57:11] Holy shit
[01:57:16] Oh, I want that so bad. Oh, no ways
[01:57:23] Good shit
[01:57:32] This is a camera, this is some camera
[01:57:46] I just might too
[01:57:48] I just might too, bro
[01:57:50] Oh my days
[01:57:52] Oh my god, you're actually so good
[01:57:54] You're actually so good
[01:57:56] Wait Justin, so if you're going to get it
[01:57:58] Do you watch hockey at all?
[01:58:00] Not really, not really
[01:58:02] I do occasionally, but I'm not a diehard man
[01:58:04] Do you know Conor McDavid?
[01:58:06] Of course, of course
[01:58:08] Yeah, that's the guy
[01:58:10] That's the only guy you gotta know
[01:58:12] Yeah, Conor McDavid is the next lane recipe dude
[01:58:16] I hope so. He's just got to win one.
[01:58:27] Well, he just missed. I don't think so. Maybe I just don't know.
[01:58:31] He's been to the finals the last two years, but I think he lost to Florida both times, I think.
[01:58:46] bro that's back-to-back forfeits dude wait Justin why is your club named Lou by the way
[01:58:53] let's go wait what you can't just breeze pie that bro Justin yep why is your name Lou of your club
[01:59:04] I'm not a boob.
[01:59:06] That's it.
[01:59:08] Don't ask.
[01:59:10] Okay.
[01:59:12] Bro, the chat is saying Sydney Crosby is better than Conor McDaniel. Is that true?
[01:59:18] Nikita Kutrov? Isn't Kutrov from the Lightning chat?
[01:59:22] I know Kutrov.
[01:59:24] Bro, listen.
[01:59:26] My best friend is a die-hard hockey fan.
[01:59:30] when I was a junior in high school and he was a junior he already knew about
[01:59:36] Conor McDavid bro he knew about Conor McDavid like nine or no eight years ago
[01:59:43] literally eight years ago you don't have friends so it's a false story shut the
[01:59:54] Fuck off! I do have friends!
[01:59:57] Damn!
[02:00:12] You have to get in here.
[02:00:15] Fuck, it's me again.
[02:00:17] Bro, he does that.
[02:00:19] Bro, Justin is really good at popping it up.
[02:00:21] He does stuff to the clothes.
[02:00:22] I wish all my teammates did that.
[02:00:24] It's actually smart.
[02:00:27] Well, I'm getting flat with Justin.
[02:00:29] This guy's actually good.
[02:00:30] And he's a former flat, bro.
[02:00:33] Get us.
[02:00:34] Can you hear me now?
[02:00:37] This is what you, you, you, you, you, you.
[02:00:40] Good job.
[02:00:41] I probably could have demoed without me.
[02:00:44] Over the middle on me.
[02:00:45] Wait, that's the clutch.
[02:00:47] Over the middle again.
[02:00:52] Tip it to you, Justin!
[02:00:54] Oh!
[02:00:56] Demo, demo, demo, I missed the demo, oh god.
[02:00:59] Oh fuck, I missed the demo.
[02:01:08] Over the middle.
[02:01:17] Oh no, Justin, no!
[02:01:19] It's okay, it's okay, it's okay.
[02:01:22] Titty Milk, Titty Milk, WAIT JUMPSIN, GOOD SITTY, GOOD SITTY JUMPSIN, SHIT THATS ALL MAN I DONT
[02:01:35] KNOW I JUST Gave it to him, I just gave it to him.
[02:01:39] If you play him with your style, this is my JUMPSIN in a regular game, oh my god it's
[02:01:47] in there now, I'm gonna bomb, I'm gonna bomb.
[02:01:52] LET'S FUCKING GO!
[02:01:55] WE'RE GONNA EAT PAN TODAY!
[02:01:59] It's just a talking now.
[02:02:02] No.
[02:02:05] It's only 5.30 bro we can easily get plant to make, come on!
[02:02:10] Oh, I gotta do that every time.
[02:02:12] No way.
[02:02:13] Can you hear me bro?
[02:02:14] Yes I can hear you, I can always hear you, but my mic decides to go default and then some, anyways.
[02:02:19] No worries twin.
[02:02:20] Don't think you're flying amazing yet again. Oh my god. That's what I'm talking about. I do
[02:02:31] I'm not gonna lie. Jinxie. I was watching a
[02:02:33] Clip earlier of you playing and I was like, oh if only I could play against those opponents. I do so much fun and
[02:02:40] well
[02:02:42] There we are with a competent teammate
[02:02:44] I've been getting some pretty bad teammates recently, to say the least, so to have somebody
[02:02:59] to explore voice chat with for one thing, but fuck, not that, oh my god, watch this,
[02:03:04] No.
[02:03:05] Anyways, I have some bad things to say.
[02:03:10] Yes, me too, me too.
[02:03:12] I was trying to say the same thing.
[02:03:14] And then you miss one ball and then they're trash talking.
[02:03:17] So do you think like I'm a good teammate in your opinion?
[02:03:20] Absolutely.
[02:03:21] You're the only person who's sent me across to middle in, I don't know, in maybe a hundred games.
[02:03:28] Nobody else passes.
[02:03:29] I don't know how and maybe a hundred games
[02:03:33] Nobody else passes the ball they just go on their own
[02:03:44] Hmm
[02:03:53] I'm in that I got it I gotta get some out of here. I'm not doing a good job
[02:04:29] This is more important wait what I hope not
[02:04:41] No, no, no, it's good. It's good. It's good. I got it. I got it
[02:04:49] Self-pass
[02:04:54] Oh, I'm sorry
[02:04:56] I'll set you up. I'll set you up. I'll set you up. I don't know why I thought I was
[02:05:03] Gonna be with a backflip in there
[02:05:05] Yeah
[02:05:08] Oh, all right
[02:05:23] It's pretty bad miss. All right, let's go here
[02:05:30] To middle
[02:05:32] That's a weak pass. It's a very weak pass
[02:05:35] That's the real, why am I stressing?
[02:05:38] Yeah, nothing's going to stop me from working.
[02:05:40] We're all good.
[02:05:41] Yeah, yeah.
[02:05:42] It's a nut.
[02:05:46] Alright, please pop up for me.
[02:05:49] Yeah, I'm going to see if I can...
[02:05:51] I'm going to try to get to you, alright?
[02:05:53] Hey, it's over.
[02:05:54] We're good.
[02:05:55] It's over.
[02:05:56] It's over.
[02:05:57] It's over.
[02:05:58] Finish it down.
[02:05:59] Oh, one little...
[02:06:00] One more for the road!
[02:06:01] Okay, no worries.
[02:06:02] Brother.
[02:06:03] I think we're getting this like I think so this is the best chance I've ever had
[02:06:13] of getting black legitimately let's do it I'm sitting at goal 2d3 right now I'm
[02:06:19] literally in the exact same spot Jinxie I am puckered for you Carter I don't know
[02:06:26] how many more times you can repeat this. Keep that shit to yourself. You'll take out your
[02:06:34] dog, take out your dog, we'll wait for you. You sure? Yeah bro, of course bro. Alright,
[02:06:38] I'll be quick, I'll be quick. I like this guy, Chad. I like this guy. Alright, I'll be
[02:06:44] back. Alright I see you. See ya. Chat I'm telling you this is the closest I've ever
[02:06:55] felt to getting flat. Dead ass. I don't know. Chat training training training training.
[02:07:03] This is the close I've ever felt of getting flat.
[02:07:09] Let's see what all starts.
[02:07:14] Not even gonna try.
[02:07:16] Not even gonna fucking try.
[02:07:19] Not even gonna fucking try.
[02:07:30] Tiff's kit.
[02:07:33] Fuck, crossbar twice in a row?
[02:07:46] That was almost bar down, boys.
[02:07:59] Shit!
[02:08:13] Punch!
[02:08:21] Just gotta get over it, and that's what happens. Just gotta get over it, y'all.
[02:08:25] You ready to clap soon? I know. Today I'm ready to clap today.
[02:08:29] The fuck, the fuck are you smiling for? Are you serious?
[02:08:34] The fuck are you smiling for? I don't know, maybe I'm happy because I actually have a chance at getting clapped now.
[02:08:40] Because I actually have a competent teammate for the first time in fucking two weeks.
[02:08:47] Hi guys, I don't know what that is. Hi five? The hi five challenge? I don't know what that is, hi five.
[02:08:55] what is that back out high-five challenge
[02:09:16] teddy bear
[02:09:25] Open your drops.
[02:09:54] Okay, okay, okay, which one did we open first?
[02:09:57] Which one did we open first, stat?
[02:10:02] Dude, I have a lot.
[02:10:03] Oh my God, I have an opening in a minute.
[02:10:07] 20 deluxe!
[02:10:09] Which I've been grinding.
[02:10:12] Breakout Vector, Vector.
[02:10:16] Kalos.
[02:10:18] Blazer.
[02:10:22] Octane Distortion.
[02:10:24] Friction, zigzag, warlock, treasure, purple octane, that's good, right?
[02:10:51] on your animation. Wait, how do I do that? How do I do that? Wait, that's spamming W!
[02:10:59] It's purple octane good? Purple octane, bitch! Is that good? You are so lucky you bitch.
[02:11:10] Wait, purple octane is good? Yeah, how about turn on the animations? How about turn on
[02:11:17] how to turn the animations. Hi guys, can you guide me? Hi guys, can you guide me?
[02:11:35] Skin drop opening, skip drop. Oh, there we go. There we go. Bro, why would that be on by default?
[02:11:43] that's bullshit I broke his it's those animations it's actually gonna feel like
[02:11:47] I'm opening a pack you don't understand have I heard this song yeah yeah I'm
[02:11:56] looking at the point now where I've heard all the songs seven more deluxe
[02:12:00] This is so much better with animation. It's not even close.
[02:12:08] A little bit of this.
[02:12:21] Jinxie, I want that tiny me. Carter, Carter, Carter, why a suit? Carter, Carter, why would you assume
[02:12:29] My meat is tiny. What do you mean?
[02:12:43] This looks kind of good this looks kind of good
[02:12:50] This looks kind of good
[02:12:56] That is good
[02:12:59] 3 more blocks.
[02:13:09] Wait, that was good!
[02:13:18] In for a wheels.
[02:13:20] But the wheels look broken.
[02:13:25] Let's have a curl smooth that I think is
[02:13:49] Alright chat, we have 17 golden timescast here.
[02:14:07] Those wheels would only go good with a blue, a blue decal.
[02:14:11] Wait chat, wait this is a good, this is a good one, this is a good decal.
[02:14:40] Jack, so wait, I should use the purple lock tank?
[02:14:52] Jack, do y'all have purple lock tank?
[02:14:56] Yes or no?
[02:15:02] Gorlok?
[02:15:07] No.
[02:15:10] I'm not trading up every time I trade it up y'all say no no what car is this what car
[02:15:34] is this chat yo yo yo car yo jesse was good dude what's up jinxie it's uh i'm not gonna
[02:15:43] lie it was snowing pretty hard out there so i came in pretty quick okay how's your how's
[02:15:49] your dog do that bro it's so cold did that hurt like does your dog have a lot of fur
[02:16:04] That might be the ugliest fucking car I've ever seen in my life, literally.
[02:16:33] I'm going to be the ugliest card in my life.
[02:16:35] Dead ass.
[02:16:47] Wait for chat. If I have the purple octane with the purple decal I have now, it's going to look so good.
[02:17:03] there we go that's weird
[02:17:09] chat? what the fuck is this? what is this?
[02:17:17] it's working
[02:17:18] yo what's good bro? for the sake of that man I'm gonna use
[02:17:23] sorry I'm just ripping these drops to the cliff top
[02:17:28] Nice nice nice
[02:17:35] Bro, I got purple octane, Justin
[02:17:38] What's that?
[02:17:39] It's like a octane body
[02:17:46] I'll show you what it's at. Okay, Jack. Should we rip the special or the sport? What do we think? What next?
[02:17:58] Man.
[02:18:12] Aw, these ones are shitty.
[02:18:22] Okay.
[02:18:25] Let's chat.
[02:18:27] Let's look at the purple octane motherfuckers.
[02:18:35] Oh, chat, I'm not gonna lie, I literally have an erection.
[02:18:39] action.
[02:18:46] One decal, chat one decal, one decal, one decal, we're all about to fuck up, we're about
[02:18:57] to fuck chat.
[02:18:59] Yo, that's nice, what the heck.
[02:19:03] Thank you bro.
[02:19:05] Alright, my Octane is not as impressive.
[02:19:15] Actually, you know what?
[02:19:19] The cut-man top actually kinda...
[02:19:21] Mine looks pretty tough.
[02:19:35] Oh my god. Oh my god. Y'all actually cooked. Look at the difference before after
[02:19:43] Oh my god. I actually don't look like a jackass for once
[02:20:17] I'm the main character there.
[02:20:22] Checking red and bold.
[02:20:27] Bro, do I not look tough?
[02:20:32] Bro, do I not look tough?
[02:20:37] The ups.
[02:20:42] Wait, you can change the color of your wheels?
[02:20:45] Are they cabbage?
[02:20:56] Wait shit y'all can change you can change color of your wheel
[02:21:08] Just so you mutt
[02:21:15] I kinda like this color, the pink and purple looks good!
[02:21:31] Look at that one!
[02:21:37] Folk.
[02:21:44] Folk.
[02:21:47] This is so sexy!
[02:21:48] Chet, this is so sexy!
[02:21:50] Alright, let's play.
[02:21:52] Justin, you ready?
[02:21:53] Justin!
[02:21:54] I'm ready.
[02:21:54] Alright, bro.
[02:21:55] I'm going pink.
[02:21:56] Or I'm going purple, sorry.
[02:21:57] Justin.
[02:21:59] Yup.
[02:22:00] We have to get flat, okay?
[02:22:02] Let's do it, let's do it.
[02:22:03] We have to get flat, right, dude?
[02:22:07] Let's go. No losses.
[02:22:08] Justin, we have to get black, right?
[02:22:10] If we don't get black, I'm gonna lose my mind.
[02:22:13] It's a resident.
[02:22:14] Let's get goal three first, and then we're right here.
[02:22:19] Push your plop.
[02:22:21] So, Justin, when was the last time you got black?
[02:22:24] Uh, okay, let's see. Uh...
[02:22:28] Actually, it was maybe like back in November.
[02:22:29] I think that's about right.
[02:22:31] Okay, fast. Let's do this, bro.
[02:22:33] But, like, there was a lot less people playing,
[02:22:35] So the competition like like old right now is just as hard as how hard plot was I'd say
[02:22:44] Yeah, yeah, yeah like gold it's so much harder to get out of gold now than it was
[02:22:50] before in my opinion or maybe I just got worse but
[02:22:58] No, I tune into play a couple weeks ago and then all of a sudden I just I'm hard stuck in whatever rank I'm
[02:23:04] I'm starting
[02:23:07] Trying to finish that oh, I went way too fast
[02:23:21] Sorry
[02:23:26] I'd say
[02:23:28] game awareness
[02:23:30] For sure based off like you having as a teammate like I've seen the passes and you're like not chasing after everything
[02:23:37] So in that sense 100% and then you're also like finishing up like a lot of balls
[02:23:41] I like from the last like vods. I saw like I wasn't in you finish those so just in that improvement like I'd say like pretty much
[02:23:48] Yeah
[02:23:53] That's my full analysis
[02:23:57] Thank you, man
[02:23:59] Yeah bro, I'm trying to get here.
[02:24:01] What about me?
[02:24:02] Yeah, I think you definitely deserve a black belt.
[02:24:04] Yeah, I think we both deserve a black belt.
[02:24:06] I think you're probably at least better than me to be honest.
[02:24:09] Oh, please go in.
[02:24:10] That would have been so sick.
[02:24:12] I'm on that.
[02:24:14] He missed, he missed.
[02:24:16] Justin, I'm on that.
[02:24:17] I'm no boost.
[02:24:18] Oh, you!
[02:24:19] Oh my god, thanks.
[02:24:21] Nice shots.
[02:24:23] Justin, I'm on that!
[02:24:26] Haha!
[02:24:27] So Justin, I'm gonna be out of here.
[02:24:29] Yeah.
[02:24:31] From my player analysis of myself,
[02:24:33] I think my weakest asset is defense.
[02:24:36] Okay. Yeah, I can see that.
[02:24:39] Me too, in net, my defense is pretty weak too.
[02:24:42] As soon as I get beat, like,
[02:24:45] like here, this is a perfect example.
[02:24:47] Okay, nice.
[02:24:50] I feel like I'm better at clearing the ball
[02:24:52] than saving it in net.
[02:24:54] Yep, I agree. I don't exactly even...
[02:24:57] I'm on that!
[02:24:58] No.
[02:24:59] Oh, nice try.
[02:25:00] Sorry, sorry.
[02:25:02] Oh, I'm sorry, Justin! Oh my god!
[02:25:04] Oh, Justin!
[02:25:05] We're good, we're good, we're good, we're good.
[02:25:06] Oh my god, he's taking it, okay.
[02:25:08] Justin, I didn't mean to hit you.
[02:25:10] That's alright.
[02:25:14] I'm on it, I'm on it.
[02:25:15] Woof!
[02:25:16] Don't you worry, Justin.
[02:25:18] Hit that again, hit that again.
[02:25:19] All you.
[02:25:20] All you!
[02:25:21] Oh shit.
[02:25:22] Oh shit. I gotta be a little bit more careful.
[02:25:25] I'm clearing this.
[02:25:27] No he missed.
[02:25:29] Get there. Oh nice.
[02:25:34] Now let's get-
[02:25:34] Right now!
[02:25:37] Let's get this out of here. Where's Hush?
[02:25:40] Nice.
[02:25:41] Justin, I met him in out.
[02:25:42] Tween? Tween?
[02:25:44] Tween, Tween?
[02:25:46] Oh why would I do that?
[02:25:50] Yes!
[02:25:52] What is tween mean?
[02:25:56] Ah, like between the legs.
[02:25:58] Oh, tween.
[02:25:59] Oh, it's like, I don't think so.
[02:26:02] Nah, it's basketball.
[02:26:03] Wait, really?
[02:26:04] It's tween?
[02:26:05] Yeah.
[02:26:06] Never heard that.
[02:26:07] Never heard that.
[02:26:08] That's hockey tournament, you know?
[02:26:11] Ah, maybe.
[02:26:12] Come on, come on.
[02:26:13] I mean, I am living in Canada, so I've probably heard it from someone.
[02:26:19] Open the mirror!
[02:26:21] I got that
[02:26:25] Okay, he's gonna miss it's gonna be off the wall, and I'm gonna try to shoot it
[02:26:44] You guys
[02:26:46] oh i'm missing
[02:26:48] right to you
[02:26:50] they're nowhere
[02:26:52] nice try
[02:26:54] i gotta go for boost
[02:27:02] down down down down
[02:27:04] they're not scoring
[02:27:06] i missed again
[02:27:08] just gonna play so bad
[02:27:10] right now i'm sorry
[02:27:12] you're you getting him
[02:27:16] Let's go.
[02:27:21] Alright.
[02:27:22] You go, I'll sit back.
[02:27:23] Yep.
[02:27:24] Nice.
[02:27:25] Okay.
[02:27:26] Now we're gonna go up.
[02:27:27] I'm over the middle.
[02:27:28] If you want it.
[02:27:29] Wait, I'm gonna hit you.
[02:27:30] Get over the middle, Justin.
[02:27:31] Get over the middle.
[02:27:32] Well, I've got boots.
[02:27:33] We're gonna go for it.
[02:27:34] No.
[02:27:35] Wait, stay nice.
[02:27:36] Stay nice.
[02:27:37] Stay nice.
[02:27:38] Stay nice.
[02:27:39] Yeah!
[02:27:40] Yeah!
[02:27:41] Let's go!
[02:27:42] Let's go!
[02:27:43] Let's go!
[02:27:44] Oh my god, alright Justin, we just gotta hold on for this lead.
[02:27:49] Alright, I'm going for boost.
[02:27:52] No, I missed boost.
[02:27:54] What do I do, what do I do?
[02:27:56] I got it, I got it, I got it.
[02:27:59] Good game.
[02:28:01] No!
[02:28:03] Oh my god.
[02:28:05] Uh oh, I have no boost.
[02:28:07] Okay, that's on me, that's on me, that's on me, that's on me.
[02:28:10] I got greedy, I got greedy.
[02:28:12] greedy son that's on me to son I also miss you go you go you go
[02:28:21] I'm not gonna flip on that
[02:28:24] I'll put over the mouse to pop up
[02:28:26] fuck
[02:28:29] all good Justin deep breaths deep fucking breath
[02:28:35] I'm there, I'm in there, I'm in there, I'm in there, I'm in there, yeah, alright, whatever.
[02:28:46] Break.
[02:28:47] Yeah, I don't know where this guy's looking.
[02:28:53] That's actually kind of scary.
[02:28:55] Nope.
[02:28:56] Oh, your god.
[02:28:59] Jump.
[02:29:00] Fuck.
[02:29:02] Fuck.
[02:29:04] Oh my days.
[02:29:06] Oh that's so embarrassing.
[02:29:08] No no no, you're good.
[02:29:10] Good job.
[02:29:15] I got a- I got air rolled.
[02:29:17] What do I have? I got air rolled right.
[02:29:20] So every time I gotta jump for a bomb.
[02:29:22] No, I gotta like...
[02:29:24] Go the other way.
[02:29:31] Ah, Justin we're good, we're good. You get in, you're out, Justin.
[02:29:36] Justin, you get in?
[02:29:37] Yup.
[02:29:38] We're good. I've made like absolute donkey-doodle shit that game, okay?
[02:29:43] Me too.
[02:29:44] We're good, we're good. We just gotta lock him.
[02:29:47] We just gotta lock him. That's it, that's it.
[02:29:57] Alright, alright, alright, here we go, here we go, here we go, here we go, here we go.
[02:30:01] Platinum time, bitch.
[02:30:07] Hey, Justin, from now on, if I go...
[02:30:12] If I go to the kickoff, Justin, instead of going for moves, I want you to play the second top attack.
[02:30:18] Can you get it up?
[02:30:22] You don't want him saying, Justin?
[02:30:26] Justin.
[02:30:31] I'm checking on that type of... I'm checking on that type of f**king mod!
[02:30:52] Please!
[02:30:53] Come on there rats!
[02:30:58] Yes!
[02:31:04] Flick!
[02:31:06] Yes!
[02:31:09] Flick!
[02:31:10] GET OFF ME BITCH!
[02:31:13] GET OFF ME!
[02:31:15] FLICK!
[02:31:17] Bro, I get under and I flick, see?
[02:31:20] Shout out to Squishy.
[02:31:21] Shout out to Squishy.
[02:31:28] I'm peeking, I'm peeking, I'm peeking, I'm peeking, I'm peeking.
[02:31:32] Great touch, Ziggs.
[02:31:36] Another click, oh my god.
[02:31:38] Whoo! That was almost another goal.
[02:31:44] Aw, I forgot it's changed my mic again.
[02:31:47] You're good, bro.
[02:31:48] I'm in that, I'm in that.
[02:31:50] Good goal, good goal, by the way.
[02:31:52] Thank you, thank you, thank you.
[02:31:54] Bro, it's Platinum time, Justin.
[02:31:56] It's time
[02:31:58] That's a general here boy. Yeah, I love that my attack doesn't talk shit. Make them your fucking son
[02:32:16] Alright
[02:32:18] I'm under that, I'm under that!
[02:32:25] Don't let it fall on me.
[02:32:26] I'm over the middle, Justin.
[02:32:28] Fuck. Okay, that's all you.
[02:32:31] Okay, yeah, go for it again.
[02:32:33] Nice. It's nowhere, it's nowhere, it's nowhere.
[02:32:36] Alright, I gotta fix my offense here.
[02:32:40] You do it guys, don't worry about it, don't be yourself up.
[02:32:43] We're getting flat right now.
[02:32:48] I got it, I got it.
[02:32:51] Justin, are you? Nice, Justin.
[02:32:56] Well, he's gonna get there first. It's okay.
[02:33:01] Come on, man!
[02:33:03] Over the middle to you!
[02:33:05] Two on one, two on one! Wait, they both ran!
[02:33:09] I'm over the middle.
[02:33:11] Bounce once, bounce twice.
[02:33:13] that's on me what a fucking save Justin what oh my god I'm so sorry sorry try
[02:33:25] to get it up again okay I gotta I gotta think of some better passes here those
[02:33:30] or not working no that's not good all right I gotta lock in we're good we're
[02:33:55] we're good we're good
[02:33:59] I'm missing too much
[02:34:02] yeah yeah
[02:34:03] we're playing confident over here
[02:34:10] one touch
[02:34:11] fuck
[02:34:13] I'm doubting myself
[02:34:20] Ah
[02:34:30] I know that's my bad. It was a 1v1. That was a bad miss on my part
[02:34:41] No, not that setup. All right, we're not going for that. Oh, sorry
[02:34:50] one one one one one nice even those any boost all you are you you've got it you
[02:35:03] got it you got it you got it you got it I got it I got the ball oh no I didn't
[02:35:10] get the ball she demoed me first no we got this time this time this time this
[02:35:20] time this time this guy's good I was really lucky I almost got under there
[02:35:40] 50 points.
[02:35:41] It's gonna stop doing anything.
[02:35:42] Yeah, no.
[02:35:43] You're gonna lose in this one.
[02:35:44] Yeah, no.
[02:35:45] Yeah, no.
[02:35:46] Okay.
[02:35:47] Okay.
[02:35:48] I mean, I mean, Jack, can we just call him, whatever it is?
[02:36:02] Shit.
[02:36:03] Yo, minus ninja.
[02:36:04] You haven't done anything this entire game besides p-
[02:36:05] You wanna get punched in the face?
[02:36:06] Yeah.
[02:36:07] You want to get punched in the face?
[02:36:09] Guess we got a score right now.
[02:36:11] Just an Irish up!
[02:36:13] Oh my god, wait.
[02:36:19] Oh my bad.
[02:36:23] Huh.
[02:36:25] Yeah.
[02:36:27] This is pre-plot rut. That's what this is.
[02:36:38] See, but this is what I'm talking about, chat. This is the part about this game that, like, I just don't understand.
[02:36:43] So, okay. It's a 2v2.
[02:36:46] One guy has 627 points, air dribbling, and doing double taps and scoring.
[02:36:54] The other guy has 54 points and is literally Tony Snell.
[02:36:59] How is Ryzee and Minus Ninja the same rank?
[02:37:05] I just, I don't even understand. How?
[02:37:09] How are they the same rank?
[02:37:12] Because he made it nothing. It was just him.
[02:37:15] How are they the same rank?
[02:37:18] You know what I'm saying?
[02:37:20] He's got 54 points with no goals, no assists, no saves, how?
[02:37:29] Three goals, yeah.
[02:37:34] Chat how?
[02:37:36] Literally how?
[02:37:37] I don't understand.
[02:37:38] I don't understand.
[02:37:39] Two.
[02:37:41] I don't understand, y'all.
[02:37:42] I don't.
[02:37:43] How are they the same right?
[02:37:45] One guy's air dribbling, aerialing, flipping, sliding.
[02:37:50] has
[02:37:51] Justin you are so good
[02:37:54] One guy is just has 600 points and the other guy is 50. That's nothing
[02:38:00] Chatham I said I don't get it
[02:38:03] Can we get black Justin please?
[02:38:07] I'm so good at this
[02:38:08] Oh shit, no you don't know
[02:38:10] Just you don't know I've been going for like three, Justin that's me
[02:38:14] All you, nice
[02:38:16] Nice ball that is what we call
[02:38:19] Like that's slobby look at this that is absolutely shod in the net who's saying this Justin
[02:38:26] No, don't aroma. No, no one say
[02:38:31] It's not
[02:38:40] On it
[02:38:43] Go in
[02:38:46] How long it's gotta get more dick in it. I'm sorry it wants more
[02:38:56] That's that's all you that's all you I'll get I got
[02:39:02] What did I just do like a troller good
[02:39:14] All right, all right
[02:39:16] Yes, yep.
[02:39:19] Ah, not quite.
[02:39:21] That's in the net though.
[02:39:22] You might mess up.
[02:39:23] Yeah, you messed up.
[02:39:24] That's in the net though.
[02:39:26] What?
[02:39:27] It's all good.
[02:39:28] It's too low.
[02:39:29] It's too low.
[02:39:30] It's too low.
[02:39:31] You're not touching that.
[02:39:32] Get out here.
[02:39:33] Nice.
[02:39:34] up
[02:39:41] here
[02:39:44] this
[02:39:47] still
[02:39:50] i'm scoring that
[02:39:53] oh my god
[02:39:56] bang bang
[02:39:59] bang bang on his head
[02:40:03] That's all my tinnies chat. Justin, that's what I'm talking about, my dude.
[02:40:07] That's what we need.
[02:40:08] That's what we need.
[02:40:09] That's what I'm talking about, Justin. Yes!
[02:40:11] I got it, I got it.
[02:40:13] I'm right behind you.
[02:40:18] Pause.
[02:40:19] I'm getting the fact.
[02:40:23] Oh, that's a soft punch.
[02:40:25] I got it, I got it.
[02:40:27] Dunked on, bitch!
[02:40:31] I got that.
[02:40:35] No, bad pass.
[02:40:48] I'm gonna let that bounce, I'm gonna let that bounce, I'm gonna let that bounce.
[02:40:56] Miss input, miss input.
[02:40:58] You're good, you're good.
[02:41:00] He was a missing close.
[02:41:01] You calm down.
[02:41:03] You know that's what I saw?
[02:41:04] Yes, that's what I was trying to figure out.
[02:41:07] So you calm down.
[02:41:10] Me?
[02:41:11] You just said you.
[02:41:13] Yeah.
[02:41:13] He's there for.
[02:41:14] OK, go away.
[02:41:16] No worries, no worries.
[02:41:18] They're both chasing the same ball.
[02:41:19] These guys love chasing their own teammates.
[02:41:23] Yeah, why?
[02:41:23] It's what makes gold gold.
[02:41:25] And Justin, that's why we are ready for play and they're not.
[02:41:28] You know what I'm saying?
[02:41:30] Yep.
[02:41:30] That's why we're ready for play.
[02:41:31] We cannot lose to these bombs.
[02:41:32] We cannot lose to these bombs.
[02:41:34] Oh, I don't know.
[02:41:36] I don't know.
[02:41:36] I don't know.
[02:41:37] And so, Justin, watch this.
[02:41:38] I pre-jumped because I know he's going to hit it.
[02:41:40] Watch what I do.
[02:41:41] This is just a ricochet.
[02:41:42] This is a ball and I'll just, whoa, look where I jumped.
[02:41:45] See, I just hit the side.
[02:41:47] That's ball and I'll just, that is ball and I'll just,
[02:41:50] I tried to do that, but I was like, I did not deviate.
[02:41:53] I was like, right on where the ball was.
[02:41:54] I'm just gonna try to get your mic wasn't working, uh, bro, if I'm closer to the kickoff, from now on,
[02:42:03] oh my god, it's okay. If I'm closer to the kickoff, instead of going for the back least, off the rib,
[02:42:08] try to go for my second touch, you go to the chair.
[02:42:11] Yeah, oh my god.
[02:42:14] Let's go. Yeah, sounds good.
[02:42:17] Watch. Wait, what? Oh, it's an angle, I got it.
[02:42:22] I'm not a chemist.
[02:42:33] All right, yo
[02:42:41] Yeah, I got that, just in nice!
[02:42:45] Jump up. See now we're returning to form. This is the team that made it 24
[02:42:49] I want to go to you! I want to go to you!
[02:42:52] Don't want to talk about it. Don't want to talk about it.
[02:42:55] I bump, I bump.
[02:42:57] At least it was one R.
[02:43:01] That's gonna come over. Oh, nice.
[02:43:04] I'm in net. I'm in net.
[02:43:06] I'm going for it.
[02:43:11] Little touch on his head. Open net.
[02:43:14] You know what I mean.
[02:43:15] Dang! What a play!
[02:43:16] Like, you know what the fuck I do!
[02:43:19] Let's go
[02:43:25] Good spot
[02:43:28] Justin I got so say that zero that's how we do it
[02:43:33] slot
[02:43:40] Don't stop. I mean your dog dog team
[02:43:43] Over the middle over the middle see Justin. I got no boost
[02:43:47] I'm not gonna be back on you back on you back on you
[02:43:49] Yeah I'm there and what a brick
[02:43:52] Oh it's kind of scary actually
[02:43:54] Okay you got that you got that
[02:43:59] It's fine it's fine it's fine
[02:44:01] I'm right with him
[02:44:02] Nice
[02:44:04] Yeah for real
[02:44:05] You gotta reach it out of my map, kid
[02:44:07] Dude I'm just missing every aerial right now
[02:44:11] Just keep doing it
[02:44:12] Try it
[02:44:13] You know what I'm saying just keep doing it
[02:44:15] I see you do it
[02:44:19] Me me me me me I got my back up. I got my time job. Okay, these guys are not these guys are not getting any people
[02:44:27] Yeah, they cannot get anything
[02:44:37] God what a pass
[02:44:45] I'm getting hard carried right now.
[02:44:49] No you're not, you're not getting hard carried at all.
[02:44:52] You had more goals than the entire other team combined.
[02:44:55] I guess that's true.
[02:44:57] That's true.
[02:44:58] So wait, okay, let's analyze.
[02:45:00] How many wins do we need for Plat Chat, realistically?
[02:45:03] Eight?
[02:45:04] Sign my kitties, Jinxie?
[02:45:08] Who typed that?
[02:45:09] Who typed that?
[02:45:10] 1v2 me, buddy.
[02:45:11] No.
[02:45:12] Wait.
[02:45:13] No, wait, huh? Wait, Justin, Justin, I'm gonna go pee.
[02:45:17] Chabrera vacuum, 18 seconds, talk to Justin.
[02:45:20] B-I-B chat? It's platinum time.
[02:45:43] Yeah, no way I'm muted again. I was talking away. I'm playing like shit right now, I can't
[02:46:00] lie. I was playing good at the start, but I'm talking at the chat, I'm talking at the
[02:46:04] chat. Oh, you guys are up to name. I get heat for it, but it's an honor of my beautiful
[02:46:13] girlfriend.
[02:46:14] I'm actually reading the chat right now too, it's great. Yeah, my friend wants me to tell
[02:46:29] Hey guys, I'm 6'5", um, yeah. That's all I got. That's the only thing I got going for myself.
[02:46:47] Do you guys know what Ultimate Frisbee is? That's my game. You might see me in a couple years in the pro league jumping on these motherfuckers.
[02:46:59] I
[02:47:12] Need my I need my flat back
[02:47:15] Wait Justin were you reading the chat? I was I was nice. I thought I want to talk to you, dude
[02:47:24] Yeah
[02:47:29] uh i don't think it oh and my control is disconnected i can't
[02:47:34] that's one now take it
[02:47:37] this is you good jesson jesson jesson jesson jesson oh my god oh my god
[02:47:51] i'm on it i'm on it lining it
[02:47:59] Oh shit! Oh shit! I got it! Clear it!
[02:48:10] Titty milk, Titty milk! Justin, can you hear me?
[02:48:16] Okay, don't worry about it, this is a win-win point.
[02:48:19] Nice, Justin! Good ball, dude!
[02:48:23] Wow, the ball and the demo. You're actually the best teammate I've ever had in Go.
[02:48:28] doesn't the ball and the demo oh my god it's literally way to LeBron way to the
[02:49:11] Let's go, Justine!
[02:49:14] We're getting back!
[02:49:16] We're getting back!
[02:49:21] Let's fucking go!
[02:49:26] Justin, good work!
[02:49:28] Good pass. Every time, every time, baby.
[02:49:32] Bro, Justin, you're a good ass, you name it.
[02:49:35] You're a good ass, you name it.
[02:49:37] Well, that pass with the demo was so clean, dude.
[02:49:41] I'm over the middle behind you oh my god no I could have got there earlier
[02:49:51] just did I get oh my god oh my god that's what you do Justin come on you go
[02:50:04] Oh, you got it.
[02:50:09] Back off, back off.
[02:50:19] In your net, dog!
[02:50:23] You just need to give you!
[02:50:25] Yes!
[02:50:34] it's
[02:51:00] IT'S TIME!
[02:51:02] Let's gooooo!
[02:51:03] I'm done being gold, bro! I'm done being gold!
[02:51:07] I'm done being gold!
[02:51:10] Okay, if we get up to gold three, we gotta keep this up.
[02:51:12] Cannot get intimidated.
[02:51:14] Bro, of course. Brother, I'm gold three and one. It's like...
[02:51:17] Brother, I'm locked.
[02:51:19] Justin, I'm gold three and one, it's down.
[02:51:23] I have rats. I have so many rats.
[02:51:26] Justin.
[02:51:30] Justin, are you on the way?
[02:51:32] Justin?
[02:51:34] Justin, I think your mic keeps cutting in and out, dude.
[02:51:40] It's okay, we're affordable, who cares?
[02:51:43] Justin, your mic keeps cutting in and out.
[02:51:45] I swear to God, my mic's pissing me off.
[02:51:47] This is the third time I've done it just this game only.
[02:51:51] Justin, it's all good, Justin.
[02:51:55] You're playing amazing.
[02:51:56] My honor, I'm on my last.
[02:51:59] doesn't like having this your best game yet over to you over to you over to you
[02:52:02] that's teamwork oh good track
[02:52:06] does he see how I'm looking for you there?
[02:52:09] yes I was I was expecting it too I just sped shot
[02:52:12] just canned off it's canned
[02:52:14] I go I go oh no oh no
[02:52:17] Justin great try that's kind of on me I should have come in there earlier
[02:52:21] nah I got I got stuffed in the area
[02:52:25] we get one guy especially when we get gold rigs right on gold rigs
[02:52:28] In these scenarios, we get one guy in place, ball one guy in place, and that, I should have just looked at the wall.
[02:52:34] Sure.
[02:52:40] Okay, watch this.
[02:52:43] Oh my god, where are you going? Where are you going pal?
[02:52:46] That is gonna be called a first touch.
[02:52:48] Justin, that is gonna be called a first touch. Look at you, look at you, Justin.
[02:52:51] That is gonna be called a first touch. Oh my god.
[02:52:54] haha that was the easiest goal of all time
[02:53:04] shit
[02:53:05] i almost didn't do it i'm here now
[02:53:08] wait what's your key?
[02:53:10] i missed the ball from vision
[02:53:11] i'm blind to the air right now
[02:53:16] oh i'm the one that can't
[02:53:18] No, it's not.
[02:53:23] Over the metal!
[02:53:26] No!
[02:53:26] It's Mike, man!
[02:53:29] Have a feck!
[02:53:30] And...
[02:53:31] Whaaat?
[02:53:35] Bro, it's almost time to attack you!
[02:53:38] Okay, I can't...
[02:53:39] No, my mic is on.
[02:53:40] Okay, it is.
[02:53:41] I thought it was off.
[02:53:43] Here you go, here you go.
[02:53:45] Here you go, here you go, here you go.
[02:53:46] I'm skeptical.
[02:53:47] Lock it, lock it.
[02:53:48] fuck
[02:53:50] no, I'm not gonna go for that
[02:53:51] I go I go I go I go
[02:53:52] and the boost is gone
[02:53:55] I go I go I go
[02:53:57] I go
[02:53:58] I go, I go
[02:53:59] I go
[02:54:01] I don't even need to finish it, finish it, finish it
[02:54:02] I go
[02:54:03] BANG
[02:54:06] let's go
[02:54:07] wait, we're saying we're gonna come back, are you gonna come back?
[02:54:10] no, I'm- I'm real close, so I'm from Ottawa
[02:54:13] Ottawa, bro, I know what Ottawa is, um
[02:54:15] yeah yeah yeah, capital of the country, man
[02:54:17] No, I'm right next.
[02:54:21] Yeah, I've been to all those places.
[02:54:31] Uh, oh.
[02:54:33] Victoria.
[02:54:37] It's on Vancouver Island.
[02:54:39] It's super nice. I went last summer to learn how to surf and stuff.
[02:54:43] Because I have some pretty sick waves.
[02:54:45] Waves. Oh shit, I'm in your way. Um, and yeah, it was a sick trip. And the golf
[02:54:53] fair is like almost all year long. Oh yeah. Lucky guy. Oh yeah, all the time.
[02:54:59] I'm at, I'm at, I say, I think I'm a 10 handicap at this point.
[02:55:02] You're a 10 handicap and you're 17. I think so, I think so.
[02:55:07] Bro, I'm gonna have a 25 handicap probably. That's all good.
[02:55:12] I joined a golf program with my school so I got a lot of... I learned a lot.
[02:55:19] Thanks Justin!
[02:55:20] Yeah, yeah.
[02:55:23] Okay. Wait, Justin, Justin can you hear me?
[02:55:26] Yep.
[02:55:27] Can I add you as a friend dude?
[02:55:29] Yeah, let's... I love that.
[02:55:31] Alright, that's it.
[02:55:33] Bro, I think we just need realistically one or two more wins if we're golfing.
[02:55:38] And then Justin we're on like the last literally the last road to black
[02:55:47] When the solar chip as soon as I get black as soon as I get black
[02:55:52] Try not getting off rocket league until I get black
[02:55:55] dead ass
[02:55:57] Hershey's were isn't that diarrhea?
[02:56:03] I go
[02:56:04] He doesn't have the second time talking about if you get a hook shot there. It's a ball. You know what I mean
[02:56:14] I'm not getting up broccoli yourself. I get plastic today's area
[02:56:20] No good shot for it a little bit too high just an open net open net
[02:56:30] I missed the ball completely just
[02:56:34] Oh no.
[02:56:35] Does your mic stop work for the game by the way?
[02:56:48] Every time my mic stops working, my mic goes other places.
[02:56:51] And then I fucking...
[02:56:52] My bad.
[02:56:53] That's my bad.
[02:56:54] You're a good twin.
[02:56:55] I go!
[02:56:56] I go!
[02:56:57] Oh no, no, no.
[02:56:58] I get missed.
[02:56:59] I get missed.
[02:57:00] I get missed.
[02:57:01] I get missed.
[02:57:02] So what a shot
[02:57:08] Nice
[02:57:14] Nice
[02:57:27] No, I got full boost back
[02:57:32] Nice shot.
[02:57:34] Oh my god.
[02:57:36] That's off.
[02:57:38] It's off.
[02:57:40] It's off.
[02:57:42] Yeah.
[02:57:44] That's for you.
[02:57:46] I'm middle.
[02:57:48] Oh.
[02:57:50] I'm going for boost.
[02:57:52] Yup.
[02:57:54] Open it.
[02:57:56] I'm there, I'm there, I'm there, I'm there.
[02:57:58] No, what a save.
[02:58:00] Yep
[02:58:02] To you off the wall, hopefully
[02:58:18] Like God
[02:58:21] What a fucking past
[02:58:24] Shit, buddy
[02:58:30] Let's check in my phone.
[02:58:33] That's unacceptable while playing. Getting to the plot.
[02:58:35] Yeah, we're on the plot right now.
[02:58:37] Yeah, yeah. Unacceptable.
[02:58:39] Let's go.
[02:58:43] I'm on that, I'm on that.
[02:58:45] To me?
[02:58:47] It's not quite bouncing enough.
[02:58:49] Let's see what they do. I'll try to get it to you.
[02:58:51] No, I can't.
[02:58:55] I defend too much on other people making mistakes sometimes.
[02:58:58] I miss
[02:59:03] Oh brick yeah, that's why I thought how
[02:59:09] Oh, what am I doing I go I go I go
[02:59:12] One-on-one take me on this you justin I think I think maybe you maybe you
[02:59:21] Sorry
[02:59:23] Fuck bro. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, yes
[02:59:27] You think that is teammate?
[02:59:29] I got a demo of the city yet.
[02:59:31] Oh, it's sort of demo.
[02:59:35] We need to take a lead.
[02:59:37] I got a boost.
[02:59:39] No, wait, wait, come on, come on, come on, come on.
[02:59:43] I got the back boost. We're bleeding them out.
[02:59:45] They have no boost.
[02:59:47] Over the middle.
[02:59:49] I'm down, I'm down, I'm down.
[02:59:53] What a game.
[02:59:55] That's probably even more what I said.
[02:59:57] What?
[02:59:59] Okay, regroup, regroup, regroup, regroup.
[03:00:01] Keep it in their end, regroup.
[03:00:03] How are we not good?
[03:00:05] He fucked up. I scared him.
[03:00:07] I got that, I got that, I got that.
[03:00:09] You got that, you got that.
[03:00:11] I got it, I got it.
[03:00:15] Oh, not quite as bounce.
[03:00:17] Okay, hold on, hold on.
[03:00:19] I got.
[03:00:21] I'm on that ass.
[03:00:23] Nice! Oh my god, nice! Oh my god, nice!
[03:00:26] Shit, not here.
[03:00:27] Justin, you're doing something good?
[03:00:29] You guys are not throwing on me at this. This would be some unacceptable.
[03:00:32] Okay, I'm just gonna try and get it to you.
[03:00:34] Oh my god.
[03:00:35] To you, to you, to you! Justin, to you! To you!
[03:00:38] No, sorry, it was two weeks.
[03:00:40] Not bad.
[03:00:41] We need to score to take the lead, Justin.
[03:00:43] Wait, I think that was a little long, but I don't know how to make a big mistake.
[03:00:48] What's that?
[03:00:49] What's happening?
[03:00:52] That's the- oh, he missed.
[03:00:56] It's alright, it's alright, he missed.
[03:00:59] Oh my god, open net!
[03:01:00] You got ulti, you got ulti!
[03:01:01] YES!
[03:01:02] Let's go!
[03:01:03] YES!
[03:01:06] YES!
[03:01:12] Lock down!
[03:01:15] Keep the link, keep the link, keep the link, keep the link!
[03:01:18] Bro, we're gonna get blocked, I'm sure we're gonna get blocked!
[03:01:26] My camera's shaking, you know what I'm saying?
[03:01:29] Okay, okay, clear, clear, clear. Get it out of here.
[03:01:32] It's not coming on our half for the rest of the 30 seconds of the game.
[03:01:36] I'm gonna let him hit that. Okay, I'm getting it out right now.
[03:01:41] NICE!
[03:01:44] Get that shit out of here, boy. I missed, I missed, I missed.
[03:01:47] Justin wait, I can get a bomb
[03:01:58] Come on
[03:02:00] D4
[03:02:03] D4 D4 D4. Are you sure? I don't know. How do you know? I hope I hope I hope yes
[03:02:10] Go to D4. How about you? I'm still D3. I'm still D
[03:02:13] All right, all right, all right.
[03:02:14] Chad, what did Mose say?
[03:02:15] What did Mose say?
[03:02:19] What's that just on the back?
[03:02:20] Wait, Chad, what did Mose say?
[03:02:21] What did Mose say?
[03:02:31] What did Mose say?
[03:02:34] Bro, JC, it's so sad.
[03:02:35] Wait, what did he say?
[03:02:39] You deserve so much better.
[03:02:40] Thanks so much for reviving class, bro.
[03:02:43] You deserve so much better. Thank you. No, it wasn't just me bro. There's so many other people too, but it's just ran by a fucking
[03:02:51] stupid ass
[03:02:54] Company bro, it is what it is. Love you, bro
[03:03:00] Sad times bruh, sad sad times dude, sad times
[03:03:04] I think my theory is I need one more win and I'll be division for I think one more win
[03:03:18] Yeah, yeah, no, no way more than that.
[03:03:23] One more win there.
[03:03:32] Let's do this, guys.
[03:03:34] Let's do this, chef.
[03:03:38] I think if I get one more win, Justin, I'm gonna be D4.
[03:03:43] And it's time.
[03:03:44] We suggest in that means your second touch. I best wait Justin. That's what I'm talking about. See what I mean? See what I mean?
[03:03:55] I messed you up with that. By the way, Justin, your mic.
[03:03:59] I'm bumping. I'm bumping. I'm bumping. I demo. I demo one. I bump one.
[03:04:04] Justin, I demo one bump. Justin, yes! Yes!
[03:04:07] YEEEEEEEAT!
[03:04:08] DA-DA-WEE-DA-BOO!
[03:04:11] It's flat time, y'all.
[03:04:12] It is flat time, y'all.
[03:04:15] Let's go, baby!
[03:04:16] You're two wins away from plot, right?
[03:04:19] Uh, I think so. Some like that.
[03:04:20] Oh my god!
[03:04:21] Oh my god!
[03:04:22] Let's do it!
[03:04:22] IT'S TIME!
[03:04:25] Come on, let's- oh, fine, let's-
[03:04:26] I think I'm three-way, I think I'm three-way, I think I'm three-way.
[03:04:29] No, we'll get you there, we'll get you there.
[03:04:34] Over middle, over middle!
[03:04:37] I got it.
[03:04:38] Oh fuck.
[03:04:38] No, you gotta commit that's my fault.
[03:04:40] That's- that's my fault.
[03:04:41] That's my fault.
[03:04:45] Was that a bit of lag I had there?
[03:04:46] No, maybe not.
[03:04:48] Alright, this guy's being-
[03:04:49] this guy's being toxic.
[03:04:52] You know what that means.
[03:04:53] We know what that means.
[03:04:54] Come on.
[03:05:00] Which I need to handwind?
[03:05:02] I gotta stop.
[03:05:04] I gotta stop.
[03:05:05] I messed up.
[03:05:06] I'm terrible. I'm literally gobsmacked. I'm literally terrible
[03:05:12] Which I forgot I'm told to still oh
[03:05:16] My god, I just lagged so hard
[03:05:21] Oh three oh my god, oh my fucking god
[03:05:27] Oh, I get I didn't like I
[03:05:31] See what happened
[03:05:33] All right, let's go
[03:05:36] I'm there, I'm there, I'm there.
[03:05:38] Yes! Yes! Yes!
[03:05:40] We'll take it, we'll take it, we'll take it.
[03:05:42] That's the second touch speed, bro.
[03:05:46] Yeah, I was even late, thanks.
[03:05:48] Two per division to advance. Okay, so...
[03:05:53] That's a lot.
[03:05:55] That's a lot.
[03:05:59] Okay, well that was shit.
[03:06:06] Oh shit, now look at this trap.
[03:06:19] Not bad.
[03:06:20] I'll go, I'll go, I'll go.
[03:06:22] I'm gonna get the boost.
[03:06:26] Oh, second miss there with the delays.
[03:06:31] Alright, I'm gonna try to go in.
[03:06:34] I got it, I got it!
[03:06:35] Okay, a little bit of pressure.
[03:06:36] Nice!
[03:06:37] Pressure, what pressure?
[03:06:39] Oh fuck.
[03:06:40] Yeah, yeah.
[03:06:41] Hold up.
[03:06:42] Nice!
[03:06:43] I'm up!
[03:06:44] Barricade him!
[03:06:45] Pressure!
[03:06:46] More pressure!
[03:06:47] Clear it!
[03:06:48] Fuck it.
[03:06:49] Go there.
[03:06:50] Alright.
[03:06:51] I gotta get out of here.
[03:06:53] I got it!
[03:06:54] I got it!
[03:06:55] I got it!
[03:06:56] I got it!
[03:06:57] I got it!
[03:06:58] I got it!
[03:06:59] I got it!
[03:07:00] I got it!
[03:07:01] I got it!
[03:07:02] I got it!
[03:07:03] I gotta get there. I gotta get in his face.
[03:07:06] That's not good.
[03:07:07] I gotta get in his face.
[03:07:08] 3, 2, 3 minutes left.
[03:07:10] That's nothing.
[03:07:13] In that scenario, I gotta get in his face, y'all.
[03:07:15] I gotta get right in his face.
[03:07:18] Stop having that stupid ass Sanymo.
[03:07:20] Shut the fuck up.
[03:07:23] What am I doing?
[03:07:27] It's muscle memory to just go for a boost.
[03:07:30] Uh-oh.
[03:07:31] Wait a minute, wait a minute.
[03:07:32] Yeah, you're good.
[03:07:32] I'm just going over the middle tier.
[03:07:34] I'm out on the same path.
[03:07:37] It's a chill, it's a chill.
[03:07:40] Can I not put that down fucking?
[03:07:42] Oh my god, it's been a second.
[03:07:43] That's not it!
[03:07:44] Hahaha!
[03:07:45] Robo-Dead!
[03:07:46] Go-Skaaaay!
[03:07:47] We saved that game!
[03:07:48] My game!
[03:07:49] Zero, zero, zero!
[03:07:50] Let them go-Skaaaay!
[03:07:53] Chad, that's a good one!
[03:07:54] Oh, it's...
[03:07:55] That's a good one.
[03:07:56] I think I've run all the way on my team, what's going on?
[03:07:58] Levin' gobs, keep running, Levin' gobs.
[03:08:00] I love those jerks
[03:08:04] Honestly wait a second. I'm dunking this
[03:08:08] No, I did I did it over the middle kind of wait, oh, we're about your mouth
[03:08:18] Nice save Justin I go I go don't don't bitch. Oh, I got them
[03:08:25] wait
[03:08:27] Yes! There we go! Justin! There we go!
[03:08:35] That's my boy! You go, you go!
[03:08:40] Oh my god, it's the FK, you take advantage of it.
[03:08:43] That's why I love you, Justin, right there. Because you see that your opponent's not FK?
[03:08:48] She immediately turned into a hookshot. That's why I love you, Justin.
[03:08:50] I
[03:09:08] Appreciate you reminding me
[03:09:14] All right
[03:09:17] No, no, no, we're gonna let that. Oh fuck. Yeah, I'm getting in it fuck this I
[03:09:24] Shot a brain for I got that I got that
[03:09:30] Fuck
[03:09:33] That's fine, it's fine you so folks in the demo
[03:09:39] Okay, I'll get I'll get wherever this ball goes. Yeah, never mind
[03:09:46] I don't know how to do that. I don't know how to do that. I tried to take it off. I have
[03:10:08] No idea.
[03:10:10] Clearance?
[03:10:12] You got that, you got that.
[03:10:14] Actually, you got that.
[03:10:16] No shit.
[03:10:18] I thought it was AFK.
[03:10:20] Mother, that's going to give a jembo in front of the bomb.
[03:10:24] I didn't realize he started moving.
[03:10:28] Not bad.
[03:10:30] Some cockiness.
[03:10:34] You got it.
[03:10:38] Yeah, that's true. Alright, heavy defense here.
[03:10:47] I'm middle, I'm middle.
[03:10:52] Get off my field, get off my field.
[03:10:55] There we go, Justice!
[03:10:57] What a shot!
[03:10:58] Look they missed. Tween, little tween. Tween for the boys.
[03:11:03] Yo, who in the chat just said it's Justin and Micah?
[03:11:07] Wait what? No!
[03:11:11] You Justin, you!
[03:11:13] Justin, I need you on that second touch baby!
[03:11:16] You got out of Break Shop there!
[03:11:20] Oh, look on.
[03:11:22] You know what? Do whatever the fuck you want.
[03:11:24] You know what dude? Do whatever the fuck you want.
[03:11:28] You're the absolute champ.
[03:11:30] Wow!
[03:11:32] Come on baby!
[03:11:34] is that looks like make a wish to you pal?
[03:11:38] A.M.T.A. that's internet. Wait, not a liner. Doesn't matter if Justin's on it. Doesn't matter if it's just you, I'll be a little careful. I missed the boss again.
[03:11:49] That's alright. I missed the boss again, but that's too committed for the boost.
[03:11:53] And seven to four, honestly just let them score for fun, let them score for shifts and ganks.
[03:12:01] Bro, we are so dominant in gold too, it makes me actually confident we're gonna get flat.
[03:12:06] Like, we've lost two in one, like, what, six?
[03:12:09] Oh my god, and those two losses were flimps, like, that was...
[03:12:15] So sure, we were finding ourselves in those games.
[03:12:18] Justin yeah
[03:12:22] For real so that means I stayed I stayed the D4 you need one win for goal three. I mean
[03:12:29] Yeah, it's for goal three. I think so. Holy locked in
[03:12:34] Holy locked in I
[03:12:38] Mean chat it's legitimately time y'all it is legitimately time
[03:12:42] It is time dude
[03:12:44] Today, I got to be the day this this the game three wins three wins well I thought it was two wins per division
[03:12:53] those two wins per division.
[03:12:56] Am I crazy?
[03:12:58] The ranks, the ranks is to be.
[03:13:02] Justin your mic, your mic exploded again.
[03:13:07] It's two to three. No, but I thought it was two. What do you mean two to three?
[03:13:18] Two-ish brother, what does that even mean?
[03:13:23] Blinky they give her the prime meatloaf muddy they give her the third one
[03:13:26] Justin focus focus to keep letting y'all
[03:13:37] Oh my god, that's it is that
[03:13:45] I'm not gonna do that.
[03:13:51] Dustin, you're my spot, by the way.
[03:13:53] But let's just, let's get it going first.
[03:13:55] And that's one thing.
[03:14:00] Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
[03:14:03] Oh, no, I messed up.
[03:14:04] Oh, no!
[03:14:08] Great feet, Dustin.
[03:14:09] Great feet.
[03:14:11] Not bad, Keith.
[03:14:12] He missed.
[03:14:19] Come on, my ass!
[03:14:23] Good shot, Justin!
[03:14:27] Justin!
[03:14:30] That's what you do!
[03:14:33] Yes!
[03:14:35] Come on!
[03:14:36] Justin!
[03:14:39] Oh, I was sad.
[03:14:40] Yes!
[03:14:42] I got this, I got this.
[03:14:52] I don't know what to talk about.
[03:14:53] Okay, Justin, I'm gonna be honest.
[03:14:54] I thought the ball was not in the net and I thought it was on the side.
[03:14:57] That is my fault.
[03:14:58] Oh, shit.
[03:14:59] That is my fault.
[03:15:00] Don't even worry about it.
[03:15:06] Yo, Chad, what do you mean what a save?
[03:15:08] Go fuck yourself.
[03:15:12] Oh, we got one on that.
[03:15:17] Wow.
[03:15:18] I can't believe we got one on that.
[03:15:22] Oh, we got points on the line.
[03:15:27] I know.
[03:15:28] I got you.
[03:15:29] I got you.
[03:15:30] Justin, get ready.
[03:15:31] This is going to be over the middle, dude.
[03:15:32] Yeah, we're fucking mine.
[03:15:33] I got you.
[03:15:34] I got you.
[03:15:35] Justin, get ready.
[03:15:36] This is going to be over the middle, dude.
[03:16:07] again now okay dude this is pissing me off so much it's automatically reverting
[03:16:12] to default what I wanted on my headset
[03:16:17] What's that the vikings name called?
[03:16:24] Oh, Justin's in there.
[03:16:31] Click you, click you and store your mid moves, right?
[03:16:38] Then I can ask my boy Justin.
[03:16:40] Then Justin scores.
[03:16:45] This is awkward
[03:16:58] Well about that
[03:17:07] He's gonna get there I'm gonna let him fuck up. Yeah
[03:17:15] Let's go Jynx.
[03:17:19] Kickstops, cat. This guy's gonna try to do something funky.
[03:17:22] Flick! All of you! All of you!
[03:17:25] I'm on the right side, I'm on the right side.
[03:17:32] Wow, I'm so assed.
[03:17:36] I gotta be there next time. Sorry.
[03:17:38] All good.
[03:17:39] I gotta tell you that I'm crossing anything. I don't even think I said anything.
[03:17:45] I
[03:17:47] Go I go fuck
[03:17:49] It's getting hard bro. Go three starting to get calm
[03:17:57] Honey oh
[03:18:00] My god, oh my god
[03:18:02] That was your luck
[03:18:05] Justin yeah, I have no boost on everything. I love Justin. We're winning that like I'm telling you
[03:18:10] I see how good these guys are at
[03:18:12] No, no. I'm fucking this. I'm fucking it up right now. Let's go.
[03:18:19] I go, I go. Go for the second top. Go for the second top.
[03:18:21] Yeah. I'm right behind you. Pause.
[03:18:27] No, I'm not doing that. I'm gonna fuck it up.
[03:18:31] I'll go for this one, though.
[03:18:33] It's like...
[03:18:35] Tricky territory for the nine.
[03:18:37] All good, all good. We're back. We're back.
[03:18:42] no I thought he was gonna hit it nice we were both there not a chance all you all
[03:18:53] you I got no boost I'm just gonna stay net until I can get boost can't lie that's
[03:19:00] true I got that I'm gonna let him hit it oh my god I'm I don't know I don't know
[03:19:11] I do that that's like the I do that mistake so much. I'm jumping and then I click jump and arrow at the same time
[03:19:35] I think this is just cheerbox
[03:19:37] Yeah, they're getting lucky, they're getting lucky, they're getting lucky.
[03:19:39] Like, do you see these fucking goals? I like to do a good save and it goes right to his foot.
[03:19:43] Yeah.
[03:19:44] That's what I'm talking about. I think that's just piece your luck.
[03:19:48] One minute to make three goals. Let's go. Oh, he said GG.
[03:19:53] Let's say that.
[03:19:54] We're not letting that slide, we're not letting that slide.
[03:19:56] Let him say that if it's a chance. Watch what happens.
[03:19:58] Despite never early GG on demoing him, he shopped up.
[03:20:03] I fully missed my boost.
[03:20:07] Oh my god, we're only two back. Let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go. Come on, come on, come on, come on.
[03:20:15] Two back, two back, let's go.
[03:20:20] That's nothing, that's nothing, that's nothing.
[03:20:22] Okay, on kickoff, on kickoff right here.
[03:20:25] Okay, you go for it, you go for it, I'll be second to...
[03:20:37] Oh my god, oh my god, Justin it's time.
[03:20:56] Let's go, let's go, come on.
[03:21:00] Right here.
[03:21:02] Justin, one more for the equalizer.
[03:21:16] No, we need an equalizer.
[03:21:24] Oh my god! Oh my god!
[03:21:28] I got him! I'm getting him in for a shield!
[03:21:30] Justin, we need a score!
[03:21:32] We don't have a shot!
[03:21:34] He missed!
[03:21:38] NOOOOOOO!
[03:21:40] Keep it in here, Justin!
[03:21:50] I had an open net and missed.
[03:21:54] Justin, I had an open net and missed.
[03:21:58] just said if you want to punch me in the throat you can. your mic's broken again by the way.
[03:22:10] I had an open net and missed. maybe I will be a hard stumble.
[03:22:18] you know what? I'm not even mad. I'm not even mad. it's not the worst thing.
[03:22:24] I've seen worse stealths than that in my last game, believe me.
[03:22:27] You bug too low!
[03:22:28] It's behind me!
[03:22:30] Shit, what am I doing?
[03:22:34] We're playing B-Bugs.
[03:22:36] Okay, what a pass to the other team.
[03:22:40] No way.
[03:22:41] Okay, yeah, this guy's not ahead, this guy's safe.
[03:22:43] Air triple? Yeah, air triple.
[03:22:46] What the fuck? These guys are missing everything.
[03:22:48] Yeah, I know.
[03:22:55] Okay, we need this.
[03:22:58] We can't... cannot lose this.
[03:23:01] Oh, nice shot.
[03:23:03] Go in.
[03:23:04] We're good.
[03:23:05] Relax.
[03:23:06] Relax.
[03:23:07] Relax.
[03:23:08] Relax.
[03:23:09] Relax.
[03:23:10] Relax.
[03:23:11] Relax.
[03:23:12] Relax.
[03:23:13] Relax.
[03:23:14] Relax.
[03:23:15] Relax.
[03:23:16] You got that.
[03:23:22] Let's go.
[03:23:23] Okay, it bounced off the wall.
[03:23:27] Oh shit, already wins there.
[03:23:30] Off the wall again, he's going to, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh,
[03:23:46] Nice.
[03:23:46] Over the middle, over the middle.
[03:23:47] I'm middle, I'm middle, I'm middle, I'm middle.
[03:23:53] Shit.
[03:23:54] I got him.
[03:23:55] Not shot, not shot.
[03:23:57] About aim, about aim.
[03:24:01] You just in?
[03:24:02] Right.
[03:24:04] Get to you, to you.
[03:24:06] I'm not there yet.
[03:24:07] I'm coming now.
[03:24:09] Oh my god, I got you.
[03:24:10] Oh, nice try.
[03:24:11] But not enough.
[03:24:12] I got done, I don't got that.
[03:24:15] Got that though.
[03:24:19] Not that. That doesn't need to be my fault.
[03:24:24] Okay.
[03:24:28] I could that sort of rebuttivate if you would.
[03:24:31] Get that shit out of here, boy.
[03:24:38] Oh.
[03:24:39] That was... that was... unlucky.
[03:24:43] That's just one.
[03:24:45] Let's go.
[03:24:47] That's not going to work.
[03:24:49] That's not going to work.
[03:24:51] No, no.
[03:24:53] We need to make games.
[03:24:55] Fuck!
[03:24:57] What I'm saying, though.
[03:25:03] Good job.
[03:25:07] He missed.
[03:25:09] These guys missed like so much, but then all of a sudden, yeah.
[03:25:13] open that
[03:25:15] open that
[03:25:17] cover the middle here
[03:25:25] I got a shot
[03:25:27] wait
[03:25:29] sorry I turned back
[03:25:33] how did they hit that and then they missed it
[03:25:35] you just shot
[03:25:39] I can't tell if he's got some good or bad yet
[03:25:41] I know. Me too. Shit.
[03:25:49] I'm trying to set up an air dribble.
[03:25:55] No, I'm not chasing that. If I miss, we're good.
[03:25:58] Okay. Alright, I gotta play smart. It's just one goal.
[03:26:02] She takes one goal. I'm middle, I'm middle, I'm middle.
[03:26:07] I think he wins that.
[03:26:11] and demo
[03:26:29] why is my control dis-
[03:26:32] get in that net
[03:26:37] in that net, baby!
[03:26:40] Let's go
[03:26:43] Off the wall fucking get go free and let's do this shit. I'm gonna fuck it about
[03:26:51] No more fucking around
[03:27:04] Why hey fuck oh my god, Justin oh my god so much time so much time
[03:27:08] Let's go, Justin! You actually just soloed! That was so clean! Good shit! Great, Justin!
[03:27:21] I swear my mic turns off every time I score.
[03:27:27] Shit doesn't want to hear me celebrate.
[03:27:31] Oh fuck, I didn't follow. It's my bad.
[03:27:38] What are we doing now?
[03:27:40] What are we doing with that?
[03:27:42] Nice Justin!
[03:27:44] Nice Justin!
[03:27:46] I don't mind lobby!
[03:27:48] There it is! There it is!
[03:27:50] We're looking good again bro!
[03:27:52] We're looking good again!
[03:27:54] I go, I go!
[03:27:56] You go!
[03:28:02] I missed the clutch.
[03:28:04] That's all good I'm here.
[03:28:06] Nice, good combo. All this game is about to stop.
[03:28:13] Nice, Justin, good save.
[03:28:15] Oh, my car, chat.
[03:28:23] Hold on, Jinx, you're my girlfriend's here.
[03:28:26] Oh, shit, you gotta go. You gotta go?
[03:28:29] ahhhhhhhhh
[03:28:31] no we gotta hit go 3 first, we gotta hit go 3 first at least
[03:28:36] we got one more game to hit go 3
[03:28:40] one more game to hit go 3
[03:28:42] one more one more
[03:28:43] one more one more one more
[03:28:45] alright alright one more one more
[03:28:47] I gotta say hi real quick
[03:28:48] alright
[03:28:52] chat I need one more for go 3 guys
[03:28:55] Erno he needs one more
[03:28:57] I need two more
[03:29:00] Charity out of already out of already out of me while he's talking to his girlfriend. I could call my girlfriend
[03:29:09] This is too important to miss out on
[03:29:14] Too much of a good run
[03:29:21] All right
[03:29:27] are you ready are you ready just stop
[03:29:36] brassic and I'm slacking with your water
[03:29:41] just in your mic is back now it's back now
[03:29:55] All right, Justin, last game, dude. Lock in.
[03:29:59] Let's go.
[03:30:01] Guys, Baro, I'm going to get new to going after Justin, man.
[03:30:05] It's fucking... Oh my God, nice kickoff!
[03:30:10] Over the middle to you, baby.
[03:30:11] I thought back to the camera.
[03:30:13] That's legal.
[03:30:14] See, Justin, I'm telling you, listen to me.
[03:30:17] Let's go!
[03:30:18] All we got to do is bomb.
[03:30:19] Pass in a little bomb. It's the map.
[03:30:21] Like, for real, that's true.
[03:30:22] I'm not going to bomb.
[03:30:23] this guy's name is Bob the James that's actually aura I'm not gonna lie that
[03:30:41] It's accidentally all of them.
[03:30:45] I got, you know, I think of it.
[03:30:49] I dribble. Perfect touch, James.
[03:30:52] I touch you with my tip-chat! Ha-ha-ha!
[03:30:55] Over middle, see, Justin, I bought my mom. I missed the bomb.
[03:31:02] Just pat the bomb, Slim.
[03:31:06] It's so clean, Justin. It's so goddamn clean. God damn it.
[03:31:09] that's what we do
[03:31:10] justin it's so god damn clean god damn it
[03:31:14] let's go baby
[03:31:15] let's go
[03:31:19] let's actually go justin let's go
[03:31:21] you go you go you go
[03:31:23] oh shit i tapped out
[03:31:30] Which I, you know what I just realized, since I have cross play on, can I hit against Axibot
[03:31:41] to PlayStation and PC, or is it just Axibot?
[03:31:46] Y'all know?
[03:31:48] Nice, Justin!
[03:31:50] Oh my god!
[03:31:52] Nice, Justin! Oh my god! And that's just a good shot.
[03:32:00] Hit it.
[03:32:01] Bang!
[03:32:02] I love how you're on it. I love how you're on it for the rebound.
[03:32:05] Wait, all three platforms? That's sick!
[03:32:09] Let's fucking go, baby!
[03:32:10] Love how you're on it, Justin. Love how you're on it.
[03:32:15] Every time. Always.
[03:32:16] Alright, I'll be your apprager.
[03:32:17] Alright, I'll do your attention.
[03:32:19] I'll do your time.
[03:32:21] I'll take the pole though, y'all.
[03:32:23] Appreciate you, guys.
[03:32:25] Keeper, appreciate you, Keeper.
[03:32:29] Wait, so you're off after this, right, Justin?
[03:32:33] You're mic-
[03:32:35] You're mic- broken, guys.
[03:32:39] Jinx, do you disgust the front bud?
[03:32:47] Alright, I'm back again.
[03:32:58] Okay, well I'm not even on my own with the gold, but that's a free gold for Kingski!
[03:33:13] Oh, fuck it!
[03:33:24] Nah, they're fucking dead.
[03:33:43] I'm on that ass!
[03:33:50] Why are these guys not for me?
[03:34:01] Yeah, I have to say this, I have to say this.
[03:34:07] What are they doing?
[03:34:08] What are they doing
[03:34:32] That's me 100% no, that's me bro. We had a shout out and I fucked it up. No
[03:34:38] That is me check now y'all can say son y'all could say son
[03:34:49] That is me chat
[03:34:52] You go you go we couldn't presale them though yeah, we couldn't presale them
[03:35:02] Fake I think I think I think
[03:35:08] You just do you you you me you you fuck just we gotta get one more to the
[03:35:48] Just a matter of ways your mic has been fucked for the last few minutes.
[03:36:17] go there you are oh shit is that our net
[03:36:20] haha you got something wrong with my net
[03:36:25] whoo all right we get three goals i mean come on it's going around
[03:36:30] bro we are actually such a dominant team that's it's not this is this is crazy
[03:36:35] but brother we're so good yeah they are how are we so dominant chat
[03:36:41] Jeff, y'all like being dominated? Wait, what?
[03:36:43] Ha ha ha, sorry.
[03:36:46] Oh, fuck.
[03:36:50] Jeff, I'm sorry.
[03:36:52] I'm on that.
[03:36:56] Well, we Braziled them, but now what does 8 to 1 mean?
[03:36:59] I'm 5?
[03:37:00] Brother, if you're 5, you're not- you should be watching the stream.
[03:37:07] Brother, if you're 5, you should not be watching the stream.
[03:37:11] We go for double digits. What do you say?
[03:37:30] Oh fuck
[03:37:34] I'm gonna go for this boost at least at least one more goal. We got that. Oh, yeah, hit that again
[03:37:41] Nice roll it in nice shots wait a minute dare I say we got time dare I say I mean
[03:37:56] maybe one good okay I got this first touch
[03:38:04] Alright, yo have a beautiful day Justin. Alright bro?
[03:38:09] You're just as well Jinxie.
[03:38:11] I had a jubilee, it was nice meeting you dude.
[03:38:14] Absolutely man, hopefully uh, maybe if I uh, if next time you're on you're still not on
[03:38:20] plat, who knows.
[03:38:22] Alright twin, I'll see you Justin.
[03:38:25] So chat, I was gonna say, how the fuck are these guys gold 2 and gold 3? Like I was
[03:38:32] I'm literally gonna say that, but now that I've played them,
[03:38:36] it makes perfect sense because they're unranked.
[03:38:38] Literally, I was gonna say, how the fuck
[03:38:43] are these guys gold to gold?
[03:38:44] Did you hear what I'm saying?
[03:38:47] But now that I've played them, I understand.
[03:38:48] Okay, YouTube, I'm about to end on YouTube.
[03:38:52] Don't worry, we're gonna be hitting cloud them
[03:38:55] live on Twitch tonight.
[03:38:56] Come on down to the Twitch, it's time for some music.
[03:38:59] chat, lock in, y'all, guys, it is time, it is time, it is time, it is actually time.
[03:39:12] Alright, what is a song that I gotta play if I wanna get fly?
[03:39:16] Here we go, here we go, here we go, this is it, this is it.
[03:39:27] I'm Morban.
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[04:13:27] that they fucking do this don't wonder that they lost up in this fucking bitch
[04:13:29] I ain't actin' like a foster, you think you give me power or a do-it-damn dick for me bitch
[04:13:33] When I'm actin' like a monster like Skips, you be actin' like a bitch so I call you sis
[04:13:36] So you wanna get a bitch, oh huh, this what I call an assist, oh huh
[04:13:39] So I'm bitch, ain't dat, and dat, and that what the fuck am I a brist, oh huh
[04:13:43] Cut, uh, cut, bitch, cut, bitch, baby, you're my nuts, oh, nuts, oh, nuts, oh
[04:13:48] Cause I don't give a fuck, oh, fuck, oh
[04:13:57] War dog. You're the worst player I've ever seen, bro. Hands down.
[04:14:03] I'm playing once. I got ya, I got ya, I got ya.
[04:14:07] He just keeps ramming into me over and over, like, oh my god.
[04:14:12] I need to get the fuck out of this poisonous rank.
[04:14:16] Oh my god, stop ramming into me! Jesus!
[04:14:21] I'm playing once if I lose other times.
[04:14:27] I'm a new soul, I came to this strange world, hoping I could learn a bit about how to give and take.
[04:14:39] But since I came here, felt the joy and the fear, finding myself making every possible mistake.
[04:14:49] La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La
[04:14:58] La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La
[04:15:07] From a young soul to a very strange world
[04:15:12] Funkin' that would learn a bit about what is true and fake
[04:15:17] Just another perfect human in gold three I guess.
[04:15:40] He goes back forward and then immediately scores from Hatfield.
[04:15:44] Jesus.
[04:15:45] Alright bro, biggest of bros.
[04:15:49] You got it.
[04:15:50] I will not stop you from getting platinum.
[04:16:10] This is a happy end, cause you don't understand
[04:16:28] Everything you have done, why's everything so wrong?
[04:16:38] What is my car doing?
[04:16:40] What is my car doing?
[04:16:42] What is my car doing?
[04:16:44] What is my car doing?
[04:16:46] What is my car doing?
[04:16:48] What is my car doing?
[04:16:50] What is my car doing?
[04:16:52] It's like the goal post shit again.
[04:16:54] Jesus Christ!
[04:16:56] How is this going for me?
[04:16:58] How is this going for me?
[04:17:00] It's just flying into the sky
[04:17:02] to save my shot.
[04:17:04] Here's all I can do to strike well
[04:17:08] Hoping I could learn a thing about how to give and stay
[04:17:12] But soon...
[04:17:14] All hail Johnny Lupeau!
[04:17:16] Who at like, how are you gold three?
[04:17:18] Were you playing with your cops for the start of the season?
[04:17:21] He does not mess up!
[04:17:23] He wins every kickoff!
[04:17:25] He saves every shot!
[04:17:27] He's so perfect!
[04:17:29] How are you gold three?
[04:17:30] Dance like candy or felt for the love
[04:17:34] I'm finding myself making every possible mistake.
[04:17:39] Nicholas Stewart jumps to a right again.
[04:17:44] Nicholas Stewart jumps to a right again.
[04:17:49] Nicholas Stewart jumps to a right again.
[04:17:54] Nicholas Stewart jumps to a right again.
[04:17:59] And then I block it and it just goes under me because I'm Nicholas Stewart
[04:18:03] and I have the worst luck in video game history, watch this. Blocked under. Like what?
[04:18:08] Nice goal, dude. I can't play this shit. If I play Tuesdays, my teammates are like
[04:18:16] drooling on the keyboard. And if I play once, I just play against the fucking God!
[04:18:33] He, like, perfectly trips my car to where it loses all momentum and I can't score the
[04:18:40] tapping.
[04:18:41] I-I'm literally gonna freak out.
[04:18:43] There's never been any angriest I've ever been on this game.
[04:18:46] Yep, you get there for- Johnny Lupo, you don't miss your aerials, twin!
[04:18:51] You don't miss shit!
[04:18:52] Look at him air tripling!
[04:18:53] Yeah, yeah, yeah!
[04:18:56] Triple.
[04:18:58] Trivle, dunked on.
[04:19:11] I had to flick it over his hand while dribbling and then pre-jump dunk on his kick out.
[04:19:17] And that's how I score.
[04:19:19] Okay. I guess I have to like, turn into a god to win.
[04:19:24] Or no, just score, sorry, not win.
[04:19:28] This guy's the greatest ever.
[04:19:40] Dumped on.
[04:19:44] How am I missing the boost?
[04:19:58] Wow, he gets the point on everything.
[04:20:05] Okay, alright.
[04:20:07] Can we call his fate his fate, please?
[04:20:10] He's smirking.
[04:20:11] Let's do it.
[04:20:12] Did you see the save you just did?
[04:20:15] Look at this guy's car control.
[04:20:17] Literally.
[04:20:18] I mean, oh my god.
[04:20:54] I think I'm playing against like, musty or something?
[04:21:02] I don't know.
[04:21:03] Do you see his save?
[04:21:04] Slick.
[04:21:05] I'm gone!
[04:21:06] He's like flying and then flicking his car out to save it.
[04:21:12] Okay, perfect.
[04:21:13] I knew it.
[04:21:14] I knew it.
[04:21:15] I'm so fucking smart.
[04:21:16] I knew he wasn't gold.
[04:21:17] He's definitely just in his placement and he's gonna place like a plat three.
[04:21:21] I'm never wrong! Never! I knew, I knew he wasn't Goldberg! I knew it!
[04:21:51] you
[04:22:21] you
[04:22:51] you
[04:23:21] you
[04:23:51] you
[04:24:21] You
[04:24:51] She not on my face, so I know she want to
[04:24:53] Hey!
[04:24:54] Say I'm on the girl who's in my face, I'm a douchebag
[04:24:56] She say
[04:24:56] Your girl on my belly, you know she be wearing
[04:24:58] She tell me I don't like what I'm saying
[04:24:59] Yeah, we got some moves, we got some moves
[04:25:02] Yeah, yeah
[04:25:03] We got some moves, we got some moves
[04:25:06] Yes, yeah
[04:25:06] Killin' these videos, I just say old friends
[04:25:09] Yeah, yeah
[04:25:10] I'm broken loose, so they just brand new friends
[04:25:12] Got it, yeah
[04:25:13] It's nice to meet up, it's just one right next
[04:25:16] Yeah, yeah
[04:25:16] I'm on just live with a pussy, yeah
[04:25:18] Just as I can, yeah
[04:25:20] I'm gonna just count these facts, yeah, as best I can, yeah, yeah
[04:25:23] I never trust no kids
[04:25:37] I don't even know if you said you're strong
[04:25:41] You're strong
[04:25:42] And you got a dog
[04:25:44] Like you're strong
[04:25:46] You're super strong
[04:25:48] You're super strong
[04:25:49] Sounds like it's boring
[04:25:51] I don't even know what she said
[04:25:53] But this is what I hear in my head
[04:26:19] I can't really do what I'm making a day, what they're making a life
[04:26:26] Is it guys that are paid, you trying to stay the night
[04:26:29] You keep rubbing all over my face, maybe still on your tight
[04:26:33] I guess that we all the same page, cause I'm just trying to stay the night
[04:26:37] Is it guys that are paid, you trying to stay the night
[04:26:44] You keep rubbing all over my face, maybe still on your tight
[04:26:47] I guess that we on the same page, cuz I'm just out of shape.
[04:26:51] He'll never face me.
[04:26:53] Dude, this guy, just pay attention.
[04:26:56] He literally balances, like, the ball on his head, effortlessly, every three seconds.
[04:27:02] He did one that hit off the ceiling, probably 80 miles an hour, and just instantly balanced on his head.
[04:27:08] I'm such a fucking failure. I just ran around the ball three times. I'm such a fucking failure.
[04:27:38] I don't even know who is there, it's far, it's far, and she got it done, it's like who is far
[04:27:48] It's like who is far, it's like who is far, it's like who is far, it's like who is far, it's like who is far
[04:27:54] I don't even know what she said, but cause what I hear in my head, oh my god
[04:27:58] The XD clip don't shoot, I ain't got no jumper, not a hard day, my shit done say SRT all over my bumper
[04:28:04] My car fast, the police don't like to have a boy hit the gas, you know they siphon shit in my passenger to my life
[04:28:09] That boy got checked on his block like nineties, eyes on my neck, he's cost a life knife
[04:28:13] Brand new blocks flashing his face like life, Ray Helcack doing a hundred, I'm not trying
[04:28:17] I'ma fuckin' show you what the Johnny Dan, you lying, bust down my wristies, honest, they all mine
[04:28:20] Me and gang climb, get rich at the same time, well lame ass nigga, hurt it through the grapevine
[04:28:24] Too many blocks up yours, I'ma up mine, I'm in your hood, and it's sad, I'm fine
[04:28:28] I just burn up a foe, you sharing one line, I'ma fuckin' try to get rich, you don't need grime
[04:28:32] Can we, can we just got it what it is?
[04:28:39] I mean, he air dribbled from across the arena.
[04:28:42] I think if I just end stream, I'll get plowed in like four minutes.
[04:28:45] I'm not even kidding, like, this is, it's every game, it's every match.
[04:29:02] Hello, it's not stop in Miami right now for the beats. I'm
[04:29:06] Maybe he's not a smurf and he just got lucky for something
[04:29:32] Together, like we were something new
[04:29:37] And it felt like maybe we could last forever
[04:29:41] Forever, we should let it do our part
[04:29:44] Now I know I've forced your way inside
[04:29:46] Now they want us to surrender
[04:29:49] I'll still surrender, but I could go on
[04:29:52] Now I know I'll keep it turning across
[04:29:54] I will send them a message
[04:29:57] I'll send them a message
[04:29:59] Take it or not, get up!
[04:30:19] This is FIFA born out of shit.
[04:30:59] you
[04:31:29] you
[04:31:59] you
[04:32:29] you
[04:32:59] you
[04:33:29] I
[04:33:59] Okay, I mean, is this like Pro League?
[04:34:15] Wow, I mean that was 80% of the field there.
[04:34:19] Wow, okay.
[04:34:21] Alright, alright.
[04:34:25] What's happening?
[04:34:26] What's going on?
[04:34:27] Wow, that was literally 80% of the deal.
[04:34:57] So calm, calm little flick.
[04:35:09] No biggie for gold three, right?
[04:35:11] Just scores an 80% like field shot.
[04:35:15] Calm little balance on the tip of his car flick.
[04:35:17] This does not happen when I play off stream.
[04:35:21] God can strike me down if I'm lying.
[04:35:25] It's every game.
[04:35:26] They're just literal gods
[04:35:31] You just control that
[04:35:37] I'll open that in a minute
[04:35:43] How's that out of demo is it cuz he's cool how is that a fucking devil?
[04:35:47] Oh
[04:36:03] Come on
[04:36:47] you
[04:37:17] you
[04:37:47] you
[04:38:17] you
[04:38:47] you
[04:39:17] You
[04:39:19] You know what it is, I'm just not good.
[04:39:48] I don't know, I don't know. It's like, I'm just, even if he is Gold 3, is everybody washed?
[04:39:56] Because it's like, I don't know. Let me get manic for a second. Every game I play in Gold 3,
[04:40:04] their title just says Platinum Tournament winner. Like, not only were they plat,
[04:40:10] they won a tournament in Plat. So like, that means they're probably Plat 3, right?
[04:40:14] So, are they all washed and just in gold right now?
[04:40:18] What is happening?
[04:40:19] Legitimately.
[04:40:20] Because I understand I can't beat Platte 3s.
[04:40:22] I get that.
[04:40:23] I can't beat a Platte and Turnover.
[04:40:25] You look.
[04:40:26] Look every time I'm in a game, look at the other team.
[04:40:29] They're just going to say Platte and Turnover.
[04:40:31] So it's like these guys weren't even Platte.
[04:40:34] They exceeded in Platte.
[04:40:36] So what is this?
[04:40:37] What is happening?
[04:40:38] Legitimately.
[04:40:39] You want an SSL Tournament, what, like, what?
[04:40:59] Bro, anybody I'm playing against, or anyone in Silver or Brahms or Unranked, could have
[04:41:04] won an SSL Tournament when I had two pros on my team.
[04:41:07] These guys are legitimately like legit when he placers.
[04:41:11] Are you guys trolling? Like please god tell me you're not saying that logically.
[04:41:18] My bad dude. You know what? Let me lock it.
[04:41:21] Cause if I don't take score in three seconds.
[04:41:24] Must!
[04:41:25] BAN EVERYBODY IN THE CHECK!
[04:41:27] I don't wanna see a single check!
[04:42:07] Boom now it's this is the part that literally makes me lose my mind because now my opponent's terrible
[04:42:13] It's like where is the structure in this game?
[04:42:17] My opponent just drove up the wall. This is what I'm talking about. Where is the structure? There's no fucking structure
[04:42:26] I'm gonna win by nine goals now. It's like
[04:42:37] Well, definitely not gonna win my 9 goals, but I think I'm gonna win as long as he's
[04:43:02] doing what he's doing.
[04:43:07] I gotta be on that quicker. Take the goal, bruh.
[04:43:09] Take the goal, then take my virginity, please.
[04:43:15] Just mad, so I'm not gonna play well, cause I'm mad.
[04:43:17] But it's like, I don't know, man.
[04:43:20] I don't, I don't know.
[04:43:21] I play a lot of games.
[04:43:22] I've never seen a game with this type of
[04:43:24] frank structure in my life.
[04:43:25] Either that, or it's play and stream sniping
[04:43:29] in 40 to 50% of matches.
[04:43:32] It's one or the other.
[04:43:37] He just pinches the kickoff off the wall, slide!
[04:43:46] Brother, fuck me in the ass!
[04:43:50] Cope, yeah, you know what, Chad, you guys are right, dude.
[04:43:56] No one has- I'm coping.
[04:43:58] You guys are so right.
[04:44:00] Bro, y'all are so right.
[04:44:02] I'm coping.
[04:44:03] No one's ever streaked back before.
[04:44:05] I'm so negative. I gotta be more positive.
[04:44:08] You know, you guys are right. No one has ever stream sniped him. You're right.
[04:44:12] Stream sniping is not even a real thing, right? Ha ha ha ha!
[04:44:15] Yeah, no one's ever stream sniped him.
[04:44:20] You guys are right. Stream sniping is not even real.
[04:44:23] I'm just some crazy psychopath, right?
[04:44:26] No, yeah. Stream sniping is not even a real thing. You guys are right.
[04:44:30] Stream sniping is not even real. Yeah.
[04:44:35] I'm so delusional for thinking that I could be getting streams next.
[04:44:43] What a psycho.
[04:44:45] I'm such a crazy idiot.
[04:45:02] Great touch.
[04:45:17] I gotta get that better.
[04:45:32] I don't know, he came out of nowhere.
[04:45:51] What is that, the flash?
[04:45:53] I mean, he literally came out of nowhere.
[04:45:56] like Usain Bolt. I got a sense then.
[04:46:11] I just love boobsters.
[04:46:29] I missed another open shot.
[04:46:32] Oh, somebody just picked me up and fucked me.
[04:46:35] I mean, I gotta get off.
[04:46:37] I'm playing like shit.
[04:46:38] Yeah.
[04:46:39] You know, it's just the same fucking cycle.
[04:46:52] It's the same fucking cycle on every game I play.
[04:46:57] It's the same fucking cycle.
[04:47:00] It's the same fucking fucking cycle.
[04:47:06] It's the same cycle, just it's the same cycle.
[04:47:13] You have us. What's happening?
[04:47:15] How do you think if you have to take a game?
[04:47:20] Listen, listen, listen, listen. Squishy definitely explained this to you. I think you forgot it.
[04:47:27] You are in platinum right now. You're actually really high.
[04:47:31] in ones the ranking structure is crunched so think about it as one rank below I
[04:47:37] remember him explain this here right you're one right below what you should
[04:47:42] be so you're doing really well in ones once it's just it's aids like it's harder
[04:47:50] than any other game so you're probably like one pushing five to realistically
[04:47:56] my tubes. So I shouldn't burn my Xbox. No, you're doing well. Once is eight. Okay. Yeah, but twos,
[04:48:09] it's like, um, Demonic twos is Demonic. It's not even twos is not even like fun. It's Demonic. Yes,
[04:48:17] yes. Twos. If you have a teammate, it's really good. Like, I think if you have a you, if you have a
[04:48:22] teammate? You were doing well today. You push quite easy. You push quite easy. Ones is cancer.
[04:48:30] So who do I team up with? Is anyone on?
[04:48:40] So I'm not a family. No, no, you're doing really well. Okay.
[04:48:47] Ones is always just minus one, whatever you drink, minus one.
[04:48:52] Okay, Lacey dude Lacey's like in his kitchen holding lettuce right now.
[04:49:01] You are still a failure.
[04:49:03] Lord scrotum literally go fuck yourself literally, legitimately fuck yourself sketch.
[04:49:11] I mean, bro, I don't know if Scott like I don't chat, bro, I don't know.
[04:49:19] I barely, I barely lost to sketch in a 1v1 three weeks ago.
[04:49:22] Is sketch good?
[04:49:24] Like, I don't know.
[04:49:25] Every time I played with streamers, I just deranked.
[04:49:28] Literally.
[04:49:29] It's not a matter.
[04:49:32] Well, well, well.
[04:49:36] See?
[04:49:37] Okay.
[04:49:38] Yeah, I see, I see.
[04:49:40] Yeah, it's just one.
[04:49:42] Maybe I just play solo twos and wait
[04:49:44] till I get a good teammate.
[04:49:47] You could definitely do that.
[04:49:48] Yeah.
[04:49:50] All right.
[04:49:52] So I can still get plot, yeah, still get plot.
[04:49:55] Yeah, you're okay with your games.
[04:49:58] Walkin' walkin'.
[04:49:59] I'm about to like, fool.
[04:50:04] All right, can I have a teammate
[04:50:06] without a brick in his brain, please?
[04:50:13] Okay, come on, come on.
[04:50:15] Sharky, Malarky.
[04:50:18] Demo...
[04:50:20] Win that, Sharky!
[04:50:22] Okay.
[04:50:24] Just, you know, I demo the other guy
[04:50:26] and then my teammate gets
[04:50:28] put into a highlight reel.
[04:50:30] I mean, this shit is insane.
[04:50:32] I demo one guy
[04:50:34] and then my teammate gets put into a fucking
[04:50:36] bald-as-life mix-dash.
[04:50:38] I mean, this shit is insane.
[04:50:40] I demo one guy
[04:50:42] and then my teammate gets put into a fucking
[04:50:44] bald-as-life mix-dash.
[04:50:46] This is the ball?
[04:51:02] What do you mean I have to open that?
[04:51:09] What do you say I have to open that?
[04:51:16] What do you mean I had to open that? What are you talking about? I did? Am I blind?
[04:51:30] Sharky. We're still going for a boost on Tech-Off and the big two sticks? Alright, like, okay.
[04:51:41] Do I report him to Epic because he shouldn't be allowed to be on people's teams?
[04:51:46] What is this?
[04:51:47] Literally.
[04:51:48] Like, okay.
[04:51:49] Puts a perfect ball over the middle to the other team, then taps it into our own neck.
[04:51:58] Don't worry, it's a Zlad and Ibrahimovic on your team.
[04:52:18] Nice to meet you.
[04:52:19] Sharky, all I need you to do is just not own Goal and please don't bump me and I think
[04:52:24] we're going to win.
[04:52:25] All right?
[04:52:26] Look at the shot!
[04:52:28] Look at the shot!
[04:52:36] Come on, get back to me!
[04:52:38] I just gotta find a good two-ski, man.
[04:52:44] Sharky, where are you going?
[04:52:56] Okay, Sharky, that was really good, that well played, that was beautiful, Sharky, that was
[04:53:03] beautiful.
[04:53:06] Brother, I win a couple of games and I'm flat, like, oh my god!
[04:53:35] Perfect!
[04:54:06] Miss the ball
[04:54:10] We're all missing demo demo
[04:54:16] We are almost flat
[04:54:22] Well, if I get back to me, I'm literally gonna shout it here. I'm literally gonna shout it to you
[04:54:36] What do you mean wow what do you mean what do you mean wow you're like asking for it
[04:54:56] to be in front of our Nickhead. What do you mean wow?
[04:55:11] That challenge from Sharky.
[04:55:15] Oh my god, I thought he was going to own his own.
[04:55:18] Dude, Sharky's favorite thing in the world is to put the ball right into our box.
[04:55:22] I think he gets like 40 from doing that. Oh my god!
[04:55:26] I got kind of loose here. I'm the loose.
[04:55:47] Don't shoot there. Oh my god.
[04:55:49] I messed up. I messed up. I had a shot.
[04:55:52] I thought he was gonna fucking touch it.
[04:56:01] I should have just ran away with the ball on demo.
[04:56:08] I just need one good teammate and I get flat.
[04:56:11] Sharky, what?
[04:56:12] I thought you had the ball.
[04:56:14] Sharky, I thought you had the ball!
[04:56:16] What is the replay?
[04:56:17] You ran away from the ball and went for a boost? Like? How am I supposed to anticipate that?
[04:56:29] What is that?
[04:56:47] Of course he missed the ball twice, and then he just gives up on the play entirely, alright.
[04:57:04] Alright bro.
[04:57:06] Yeah, just, I mean literally fucking burn your console.
[04:57:10] Burn your Xbox!
[04:57:12] No one should ever have the displeasure of being on your team again!
[04:57:17] He misses the ball twice and gives up
[04:57:44] Why I had it
[04:57:47] Do you have the awareness of those fucking turtles by any chance?
[04:58:17] Oh, I'm back down to gold, too.
[04:58:24] I'm back down to gold, too.
[04:58:33] I mean, so, okay.
[04:58:37] The numbers nation, what do they mean?
[04:58:40] If I'm gold three and once in gold two and twos, what does that mean?
[04:58:45] Does that mean I'm a terrible teammate or does that mean that I literally have the worst sequence of random teammates in mankind?
[04:58:54] Because squishy who is a not only a pro a world champion says my Tuesday is supposed to be higher than my once rank.
[04:59:02] Why is my Tuesday lower than my once rank?
[04:59:11] Maybe I'm just a terrible teammate. I don't know
[04:59:15] But I'm not the one on golden, like I don't know.
[04:59:19] I don't know.
[04:59:34] Maybe it's my fault.
[04:59:40] And then that happens, okay?
[04:59:43] Maybe it's my fault.
[04:59:45] maybe it's my fault. Play with Joe? I mean guys, does Joe want to play? I'm just gonna
[04:59:50] like go spam Joe to play. We literally didn't plan it at all. Does he want to play? I mean
[04:59:58] Joe's good. Joe's definitely better than me. I would literally love to play with Joe, but
[05:00:08] It's completely up to him.
[05:00:13] See mate, are you actually AFK?
[05:00:15] Like dog.
[05:00:16] Why play a ranked game if you're gonna go AFK?
[05:00:19] Please tell me why.
[05:00:24] I don't know how much more I could take of this.
[05:00:26] I don't know how much more I could take of this.
[05:00:30] Let's come out to him.
[05:00:38] you
[05:01:08] you
[05:01:38] you
[05:02:08] you
[05:02:38] you
[05:03:08] you
[05:03:38] I
[05:03:47] Guess I'm out everything
[05:03:52] What?
[05:03:55] No
[05:03:57] I need, I need, I need Joe, I need Joe.
[05:04:13] Joe's ready?
[05:04:14] Yeah, call him on Discord after this game.
[05:04:16] normal discord after this game good shot oh my god
[05:04:33] I'm not gonna lie, my teammate is actually gross.
[05:04:48] I'm not even like fucking with y'all.
[05:04:51] My teammate is legitimately gross.
[05:04:54] Legitimately gross.
[05:04:56] like all bolts in the side okay what what the fuck what what are you doing
[05:05:11] what what I have a shot what are you doing you see what I'm saying like I
[05:05:22] I have a shot! Hands off dog!
[05:05:26] See what happens when you just slightly shoot? Let daddy shoot!
[05:05:31] Alright, and that's like the one thing I'm good at.
[05:05:33] Calm down, Jinxit.
[05:05:49] Ruan, Ruan, Ruan, Ruan, Ruan, Ruan.
[05:05:55] W honor.
[05:05:56] Chad, W honor.
[05:05:57] I mean instantly it's fine you get karma if you don't do it remember that if you don't do car if you don't do rule one you will actually get karma remember that y'all
[05:06:27] I
[05:06:37] Really really fuck yeah, yeah, Joe's
[05:06:44] My savior my savior
[05:06:46] Jack Joe is so much better than me.
[05:06:54] My god.
[05:06:55] Yeah!
[05:06:56] Alright, let's get him in, let's get him in.
[05:07:04] See me?
[05:07:05] See me?
[05:07:06] You go, you go.
[05:07:07] You go, you go.
[05:07:37] I don't over your head over your head. I tried to bomb
[05:07:44] I'm on that yeah, this kid is like actually a narcissist. He has no faith in me hitting the ball
[05:07:53] How about that? How do you like them apples?
[05:07:57] Cuz I just got a number. How do you like them apples?
[05:08:01] Shout out goodwill hunting. Let's fucking go
[05:08:04] Let's go!
[05:08:05] I mean, brother, Puxen, see what happens when you put a little bit of faith in your teammate?
[05:08:13] God!
[05:08:14] Alright, let me call Joe.
[05:08:17] Chad Jynxie called him.
[05:08:18] I'm going to go piss in my Twitter chat, and then I'm going to call Joe.
[05:08:22] Alright?
[05:08:23] VRB gamers.
[05:08:54] Thank you.
[05:09:20] All right, chat on call to job, J.C.
[05:09:48] G. C. Connelly. G. C. Connelly. G. C. Connelly.
[05:09:54] What is Joe's discord? Have avarice? What is Joe's discord?
[05:10:04] Shit on a stick and call me Larry. I don't know where this guy is. Oh, there it is. There it is.
[05:10:11] Girls let me give it to let me give it to a jump on I said not to not to sharpie
[05:10:18] Baby girl chat. I don't know
[05:10:22] Maybe we can get flat with Joe
[05:10:27] Maybe you get flat with Joe y'all
[05:10:30] Hello
[05:10:31] Joseph Bartolazzini
[05:10:36] Joey Bartilizina Bartolito yo, I'm seeing
[05:10:41] I'm seeing that you're you're basically breaking a 50-50 win rate in a five-hour stream
[05:10:48] What the hell type of teammate is this?
[05:10:51] Don't look I'm gonna I'm gonna come clean and be honest. I need you to carry me bro like
[05:10:55] Legitimate me. I need you to fucking carry me to flat. Okay. I said what were you were you just killing fours or?
[05:11:03] threes
[05:11:05] Um, okay. Good question. Today. I just been queuing ones and twos, but I've done threes in the past
[05:11:11] I did fours the other day
[05:11:13] Yeah
[05:11:15] What was that game the game I was just playing was choose I
[05:11:21] Don't know I would you are we able to queue together if I'm on ranks? Yeah. No, how percent what's the highest rank you've ever hit?
[05:11:30] Cuz it was probably like champ or diamond
[05:11:35] I don't know.
[05:11:36] Wait, what?
[05:11:38] Not champ.
[05:11:39] I may have been carried in twos, but that was ages ago.
[05:11:46] I think it might be Diamond 3.
[05:11:47] You could probably stat track me.
[05:11:48] High five.
[05:11:49] Does it go off of his last base season where he was ranked?
[05:11:52] I don't carry the way.
[05:11:53] I'm down to the bottom.
[05:11:55] We'll see how it goes.
[05:11:56] If we're getting absolutely worked because I can't do anything.
[05:12:00] Are you able to send your Epic ID?
[05:12:02] Yes.
[05:12:03] Let me send you a picture.
[05:12:05] You might have to add high-vives, though,
[05:12:07] because now my shit doesn't work.
[05:12:08] You might have to add high-vives.
[05:12:12] Okay, they're saying he peed.
[05:12:13] How am I adding high-vives?
[05:12:16] Because high-vives don't get us all to leave.
[05:12:17] Yeah, they're saying he don't have to leave.
[05:12:18] He'll get us high-vives.
[05:12:19] Oh, lobby and then I just run away.
[05:12:24] All right.
[05:12:25] Okay.
[05:12:26] Okay, he's high-viving.
[05:12:27] He's high-viving like this.
[05:12:27] Okay, yeah.
[05:12:29] I'll be back in 30 seconds.
[05:12:30] This is the Discord chat.
[05:12:31] One second, I'm gonna get a water.
[05:12:32] This could be the flat run.
[05:12:33] We'll see.
[05:12:39] All right.
[05:12:40] High-vives I've added you.
[05:12:41] OK.
[05:12:46] All right, Chad.
[05:12:46] Crazy.
[05:12:47] This is it.
[05:12:48] High-vives for you is Brady for me.
[05:12:53] You don't know who Brady is.
[05:12:55] Wait, you have like a mind.
[05:12:56] He's like, does that have anything?
[05:12:58] Oh, no.
[05:12:59] High-vives runs your stream, man.
[05:13:01] I, Brady's like my VOD tech guy.
[05:13:05] Like he like makes servers for me and does all tech stuff.
[05:13:08] Highlights like runs your stream.
[05:13:10] Like did Highlights just message me on your Discord?
[05:13:13] Yes, yes.
[05:13:16] Well, because Highlights has any desk.
[05:13:17] Highlights has any desk.
[05:13:19] How did he find, how did you find him?
[05:13:21] Dude, God, that's such a good question.
[05:13:23] Bro, Highlights, what year was it?
[05:13:27] I remember you being in the chat in 2022, literally.
[05:13:31] I remember Hi-Veys being in my chat like four years ago,
[05:13:34] and he was just like by far the most active mod.
[05:13:38] So then I just started paying him,
[05:13:39] and that was like years ago, like two, three years ago.
[05:13:42] You paid him to mod?
[05:13:44] I still do, yeah.
[05:13:46] Do you pay your mods?
[05:13:47] I just pay Hi-Veys, because he does everything.
[05:13:51] He does everything.
[05:13:55] But wait, how many mods, do you only have one moderator?
[05:13:57] I mean, I have like 20,
[05:13:59] But high-vives is the only one that does like everything.
[05:14:06] Wait, Joe, what is your epic, by the way?
[05:14:09] Uh, I don't know.
[05:14:10] I just added.
[05:14:14] I'm mine's Joe Dot Bart.
[05:14:17] I just requested to join high-vives for me.
[05:14:21] Bro, wait, how does that car do?
[05:14:24] You gave him a car dude a new Tesla hi guys we were supposed to get an update on that we
[05:14:32] supposed to get a vlog on that or a string yeah he saw yeah he sold that shit hi guys
[05:14:38] did you like sell the car yeah we actually never got an update on that
[05:14:45] We can't we can't we're playing we're just playing tubes. We're playing tubes. I'm trying. I'm down but not tonight
[05:14:55] I need to take my to be to Ron and Lacey. They would get dog. Yeah, I wouldn't they would probably they would probably that would be an
[05:15:02] unfun. Okay, I will say this. No, Lacey's I think better than me. I think Lacey's cloud. Oh, then maybe Lacey's cloud
[05:15:10] But Ron is like, I mean, I don't even know if Ron, all bulls should decide love Ron to death.
[05:15:16] I don't even think Ron is sober level.
[05:15:18] He's probably like, hi, Ron's.
[05:15:21] Wait, Joe, he invited you.
[05:15:23] Oh.
[05:15:27] But yeah, we're just playing Tuesday right now because I'm trying to get flat.
[05:15:30] This is like my last run.
[05:15:32] I'm working my head into a wall here.
[05:15:33] I've been playing right for five hours.
[05:15:36] Ron is better than you.
[05:15:37] Ron is not better than me, but I will say Lacey, I think is.
[05:15:40] at least he is, probably.
[05:15:43] OK.
[05:15:43] Who's in?
[05:15:44] Do you know everybody that's in that two's tournament yet?
[05:15:46] We have 13 of the 16 players confirmed,
[05:15:51] and I'm still waiting on replacement of a couple people.
[05:15:57] 13 of 16.
[05:15:58] 13 of 16, and I'm still waiting.
[05:16:00] We'll have 16.
[05:16:02] I have people that are like, locked that one to play.
[05:16:05] And if we lose again, you're going
[05:16:07] to do the banana spray challenge second time?
[05:16:09] We're not gonna lose, and no, I'm not ever doing that again.
[05:16:12] That was repulsive.
[05:16:14] That was disgusting.
[05:16:15] Okay, Joe, I'm doing, I'm doing, I'm not.
[05:16:18] I'm not gonna lie, you needed, you needed to,
[05:16:21] you needed to do it quicker.
[05:16:23] Then you did it for him.
[05:16:24] Dude, I know, the whole chat was saying to go faster,
[05:16:26] but like, first off, let me explain.
[05:16:29] That was the worst, right?
[05:16:30] A, and B, I don't love the taste of bananas.
[05:16:34] So I was on one HP.
[05:16:36] Okay, so Joe, you were diamond, right?
[05:16:40] You were diamond?
[05:16:42] I was diamond, like a long, long time ago, but you know, those were the old days.
[05:16:52] But if we won the one, then you literally bet me on the 10.
[05:16:55] So like, I mean, you're also like, what, like silver and solos?
[05:17:00] No, wait.
[05:17:01] So.
[05:17:02] No, I'm going to be ranked up, Joe.
[05:17:05] Yes, I'm go three. My god. Nice save Joe. I mean, you're so fucking hot. Oh my god
[05:17:12] Yeah, I feel like this is uh, this is a good I haven't done too much
[05:17:17] No, yeah, I'm gonna trim it in like five days
[05:17:24] I'm wondering I'm wondering if most people are gonna be arieling or like dribble because like dribbling becomes
[05:17:29] I don't say like obsolete
[05:17:31] But once you're in threes, I feel like you have to go in the air to like avoid people. You can't really like dribble in gold
[05:17:37] Yep
[05:17:39] Are you are you a rotation guy, or are you still ballchains?
[05:17:45] I honestly
[05:17:49] I honest, we're not
[05:17:55] So I went for the ball there
[05:17:57] You guys I haven't played since we last played this is a warm-up for me
[05:18:01] Okay, let's go. Let's go. Yeah. Yep. Don't really remember that. You got to give me all the tips and tricks of that shit
[05:18:11] I missed I sold the game. Are you a big that's on me now we're good
[05:18:19] Now what I like to do is I kind of like to play react with me, so I'm normally gonna be behind you, especially with
[05:18:25] I'll be behind you. Oh
[05:18:29] Wow that actually works perfectly there I'm nor I like to be behind and play we have
[05:18:34] But I also like you like to make nice
[05:18:38] Joe, maybe maybe you wait. No, it's good. It's good
[05:18:45] Okay, we're gonna
[05:18:48] Bring it up on the clock. Yeah
[05:18:55] I'm not going to lie, these guys are good.
[05:19:02] Sweet mother of nephew.
[05:19:04] Bro.
[05:19:05] The way that I'm seeing this, the way that I'm seeing this is this is a warm-up game.
[05:19:08] This is, you know, me and you kind of understand each other's play format as it's themed together.
[05:19:14] I'm not here.
[05:19:15] Oh, you know, and then right there, we just dead.
[05:19:17] You're right.
[05:19:18] You're fucking right, Joe.
[05:19:19] Come on.
[05:19:20] You're dead on the money, dude.
[05:19:22] Bro, wait a second.
[05:19:24] I need that I'm gonna be there Wow wait it's edit okay, we're realistically probably playing flat ones, which is fine
[05:19:33] They're definitely beautiful
[05:19:36] People see after
[05:19:38] And that's good. They don't you gain more RR? I
[05:19:42] Got I don't know Joe. I'm whipping this into you with
[05:19:48] It's in there. Oh my god, sorry
[05:19:50] That's my favorite play. I like to whip it over the middle and then demo.
[05:19:56] It's like my favorite play. It's very ratty.
[05:20:01] No! Bet you, Bet you! We're different.
[05:20:06] I got to remember how to fast aerial.
[05:20:10] I think it's chop till back. I'm over the middle jump.
[05:20:14] Oh!
[05:20:16] What are we down one goal? We got this.
[05:20:17] Alright grab that boost.
[05:20:18] What are we down one? We got two minutes.
[05:20:20] We coming back?
[05:20:22] Did you save that too?
[05:20:23] Oh no.
[05:20:24] I kind of messed up you.
[05:20:27] Now we're fine, we're fine, we're fine.
[05:20:29] I'm on this.
[05:20:30] I'm in death.
[05:20:30] I'm on that.
[05:20:33] Over the middle jump!
[05:20:35] No.
[05:20:36] Wait no!
[05:20:38] Good job.
[05:20:39] See that fly in the past aerial back.
[05:20:41] Yup.
[05:20:42] Get the back in team.
[05:20:43] I got a good challenge nice out out. Yep. Coming over the middle probably big bats
[05:20:55] I'm just waiting to see what I put their face
[05:21:00] Joe nice fall. Oh my god
[05:21:07] No
[05:21:10] Oh no
[05:21:13] You're doing fine, we're good, this is all fine, this is all fine.
[05:21:17] No, fuck it!
[05:21:20] No, no, we are fine, we're fine.
[05:21:24] We only need two golds, we only need two golds.
[05:21:27] Two golds, you got a minute on the clock,
[05:21:29] he used to be bomb ball grab, demoing the block.
[05:21:34] Alright, now they're trolling.
[05:21:36] Okay, they're full.
[05:21:37] Wait, they're kind of trolling, we can win.
[05:21:39] This guy trolling demoing me.
[05:21:42] Bro, it's a 1v1 over there.
[05:21:44] Joe! Joe! Joe!
[05:21:46] There it is! There it is! Joe!
[05:21:48] Okay, one more.
[05:21:50] Literally one more. Yes, yes, yes.
[05:21:52] Perfect, Joe.
[05:21:54] Okay.
[05:21:56] Alright, you go.
[05:21:58] Oh my god, I got that.
[05:22:00] Nice.
[05:22:06] Oh god, I'm on that.
[05:22:08] I'm on that!
[05:22:10] I got it
[05:22:12] Nice job wait
[05:22:15] Wait
[05:22:18] No
[05:22:20] I'm actually so impressed. He got such a good say
[05:22:25] Watch out Joe coming over your head
[05:22:27] I got a fucking goal post
[05:22:32] 100% my fault. It's also my fault though because look I've been too far back in the game
[05:22:36] I couldn't come up to that ball
[05:22:40] Oh, holy breast milk.
[05:22:42] We pinch, we pinch.
[05:22:44] I need to know how to do that.
[05:22:47] Oh my god, never mind.
[05:22:49] Wait.
[05:22:50] It's right there.
[05:22:51] Wait.
[05:22:52] No, we can win.
[05:22:54] To you, John, to you.
[05:22:55] To you.
[05:22:56] To you.
[05:22:58] Woo!
[05:22:59] Oh, fuck.
[05:23:00] Fuck.
[05:23:03] All right, we lost, we lost.
[05:23:04] It's just one game.
[05:23:05] Dude, honestly, we did not look that bad.
[05:23:08] We don't lose another game now dude. That was so okay. Okay. I have a feeling they were plato. I'm not gonna lie. I have a feeling
[05:23:17] Let's see another game. I'm sure of it. Okay, so this is fine. This is very fair match me. They were gold plaid
[05:23:24] They were plaid. That's so beatable. That's so beatable
[05:23:28] Gold three plaid one. Okay, you all suck. I'm bad. I get bad
[05:23:33] And brother, you are fucking an athlete.
[05:23:37] Can I curse in Rocket League?
[05:23:39] You are terrible.
[05:23:40] Yes.
[05:23:41] Yes.
[05:23:42] Stand tall.
[05:23:42] You've been doing Q-ing.
[05:23:43] Wait, wait, wait, wait.
[05:23:45] The guy, I thought somebody in the chat said that.
[05:23:47] The guy on the other team said, Gigi, y'all suck.
[05:23:53] What a freak.
[05:23:53] I thought he was in the game shop.
[05:23:55] Yeah.
[05:23:58] I got that.
[05:23:58] I'm all over that.
[05:23:59] I'm all over that.
[05:24:01] I'm kind of getting a bad touch.
[05:24:03] I keep just fencing it.
[05:24:05] I can tell you right now, Daddy Taddy's pretty jugged.
[05:24:08] Oh god, I saw the game jump.
[05:24:09] Onyx that on me.
[05:24:11] See, that's on me.
[05:24:11] That's literally on me.
[05:24:16] Yeah, don't curse at game chat.
[05:24:17] Yeah, you get there, you get there, you get there.
[05:24:20] Do you read Crayon's first time chat?
[05:24:22] What gives off bad energy?
[05:24:24] Please tell me.
[05:24:26] Maybe when I was literally like six.
[05:24:30] You ate Crayon?
[05:24:31] maybe when I was like five.
[05:24:36] Yeah, oh no we're good.
[05:24:38] Oh god.
[05:24:40] Nice Joe, way to get a touch on that Joe.
[05:24:45] Over the wall.
[05:24:49] We're good.
[05:24:51] Nice Joe, that's a good touch.
[05:24:55] No!
[05:24:56] I think I'm on that.
[05:24:57] Woohoo!
[05:24:58] Oh my god, I'm going back.
[05:24:59] Oh no!
[05:25:00] Get back, get back, we're good, we're good, we're good, we're good, we're good, okay.
[05:25:02] Get back, get back, get back.
[05:25:03] What a pass.
[05:25:04] What a pass.
[05:25:05] Dude, what a pass by these guys.
[05:25:08] Wow, that was good.
[05:25:10] Okay, I'm starting to shake the bed.
[05:25:14] We got it, we got it.
[05:25:20] I
[05:25:35] Got you guys nice job. I'm on that. I'm on that
[05:25:51] We're sort of okay
[05:25:54] We're sort of getting
[05:25:56] Horns wobble
[05:26:02] You go you go try to get it. Oh my god. You dead. Oh my god, wait
[05:26:12] Good fucking general
[05:26:14] He's up, he's up.
[05:26:19] I'm on Matt, click dead.
[05:26:20] No, not going for that.
[05:26:24] You're good, you're good.
[05:26:26] You're good.
[05:26:27] Joe, that's beautiful, Joe, that's beautiful.
[05:26:28] Oh!
[05:26:29] I'm terrible.
[05:26:31] I should have aerial, I should have aerial.
[05:26:33] I thought I could double jump.
[05:26:34] I'm so sorry, Joe.
[05:26:37] Fine.
[05:26:38] Your boat's getting, your boat's getting gold.
[05:26:41] Let it out.
[05:26:42] I don't want to shit you around.
[05:26:44] Over here.
[05:26:45] I'm bumping you.
[05:26:46] No!
[05:26:47] Fuck you.
[05:26:48] I'm going to crash out.
[05:26:49] We're fine.
[05:26:50] Picking it up?
[05:26:51] All right, this might be an FF go-get.
[05:26:52] I won't have to set a degree.
[05:26:53] I could not agree more.
[05:26:54] See, now I'm confused because like we lost so technically we should be fighting.
[05:26:55] We lost.
[05:26:56] We lost.
[05:26:57] We lost.
[05:26:58] We lost.
[05:26:59] We lost.
[05:27:00] We lost.
[05:27:01] We lost.
[05:27:02] We lost.
[05:27:03] We lost.
[05:27:04] We lost.
[05:27:05] We lost.
[05:27:06] We lost.
[05:27:07] We lost.
[05:27:08] We lost.
[05:27:09] We lost.
[05:27:10] We lost.
[05:27:11] Technically, we should be flying easier people, but then we ended up losing by more
[05:27:16] Daddy
[05:27:20] Wait a plat in a silver now we're cooked for bra's glazing daddy catty not put us in queue again put us in queue again
[05:27:27] I'm not losing again
[05:27:28] Joe, I'm not gonna lie at this current rate
[05:27:31] They might if we go like oh and ten you might actually get placed in bronze if we don't win
[05:27:38] I'm not getting placed in bronze. I'm sure of it
[05:27:42] No, I know I'm just saying like I'm really playing that right now that was
[05:27:50] Yeah, it's not a road to problems. You see feel free to tell me I'm playing that as well
[05:27:55] You know, okay, I feel like cuz I know you're better than me. That's doing that. Yeah, I
[05:28:00] Also know stuff just because I played with my throws, but I'm not good. I know you're
[05:28:07] No, no, not
[05:28:11] Like, oh, oh god, oh god, wait so what, what is happening?
[05:28:21] Okay, I kind of set him up with that.
[05:28:23] All right, that's on me.
[05:28:28] I go, I did it, I did it, I did it.
[05:28:32] God, good challenge.
[05:28:33] I'm dribbling this up the wall and passing through.
[05:28:35] You center?
[05:28:36] Yup, center and I bump, I bump.
[05:28:41] My bar doing hello to the Octane!
[05:28:48] Nice job, Joe. Oh my god.
[05:28:50] Joe, that was so attractive, dude. Look at you.
[05:28:53] Nice, Joe.
[05:28:56] That's beautiful. Joe, that's gorgeous. Nice.
[05:29:02] Double jump if you want to see a five-stop, bro. I never double jump. I got to start double jump.
[05:29:06] Yeah, that guy loves being floated.
[05:29:10] Thank you, brother.
[05:29:11] What a nice guy.
[05:29:12] Over the middle.
[05:29:13] I bump, I bump.
[05:29:14] I ran him off the road.
[05:29:17] I am back right now.
[05:29:19] All good.
[05:29:20] All good.
[05:29:21] I'd rather have that than us both be able to do anything.
[05:29:24] Better to be overly passive than overly aggressive.
[05:29:27] Great.
[05:29:28] No!
[05:29:29] I'm on it.
[05:29:30] I could have dribbled that.
[05:29:31] I got nervous.
[05:29:32] I could have dribbled that I got nervous
[05:29:35] You miss the ball you miss the ball here's our chance
[05:29:38] That's not good, that's really not good, that's really not good, oh my god!
[05:29:45] Don't touch, what was that?
[05:29:47] Oh, that's in the net!
[05:29:50] Oh, yes!
[05:29:51] There it is!
[05:29:52] Yes!
[05:29:53] Fantastic work.
[05:29:54] Wait, no, what actually happened there?
[05:29:56] Because he touched the ball and it like, moved.
[05:29:58] But it didn't go anywhere.
[05:30:00] Bro, so apparently that's like a latency thing.
[05:30:02] Yeah, probably got him as a hundred pay.
[05:30:05] like a latency thing? Yeah, it's probably the guy that was 100 pain. But like, I don't
[05:30:10] know. I don't know.
[05:30:23] I'm on that. I'm on that. You might actually be in brawl now. Oh no.
[05:30:27] Uh oh. Come on, Matt. Judd.
[05:30:31] And I'm actually like, we're actually walking in there.
[05:30:39] I could not have had worse timing.
[05:30:41] I missed the boost, so I had to double back. I'm so fucking bad.
[05:30:44] What the fuck was that? He hit it with the back of his car?
[05:30:47] And it had that level of thrust?
[05:30:49] Bro, I'm telling you, gold is like literally proning. It's so good.
[05:30:57] please
[05:30:59] please
[05:31:01] try to get some boost, but i can't
[05:31:03] watch out, go
[05:31:05] wow, that's a double there
[05:31:07] that they can't get a foot on that, no way
[05:31:09] i was gonna say, i'm used to believe they can
[05:31:11] yeah, i got a little uh
[05:31:13] frostbite for my own goal there
[05:31:15] you're gonna get that at my life
[05:31:17] you're gonna get one v two fighting them right now
[05:31:19] we're just all kind of clumping up
[05:31:21] oh my
[05:31:23] bump him
[05:31:25] I can't get there. I have no boobs. I have no boobs. Oh my god.
[05:31:35] I gotta tell you right now the vibes is pretty loud.
[05:31:37] I know, I know.
[05:31:39] It's 2-3 now. Three minutes on the clock.
[05:31:42] Yo, we're good, we're good, we're good. Try to get it.
[05:31:45] Nice job! No, that was the dead I wanted, I just missed.
[05:31:51] Bro, cause if you get it like that, I can poke shot. Same with me.
[05:31:55] I'm going, I'm going, I'm going.
[05:32:01] Great comp, Joe.
[05:32:03] Okay, over the middle.
[05:32:05] No touch on the ball there from me.
[05:32:08] I'm up.
[05:32:10] Joe, you're the diamond!
[05:32:14] You're the diamond, Joe!
[05:32:19] Yeah, brother, I was diamond, I was diamond four fucking years ago.
[05:32:24] Okay, I did not know that.
[05:32:28] I did not know that.
[05:32:31] All right, we're good.
[05:32:45] I'm over the top.
[05:32:46] Just such a good pass.
[05:32:48] Such a good, oh wait, score.
[05:32:49] Such a good goal.
[05:32:51] Such a good score.
[05:32:53] We're winning, we're winning,
[05:32:54] We're running we're running
[05:32:57] Yo, Joe don't tight. Yeah, Joe we can win. We don't need them to throw we didn't even throw job
[05:33:04] We can just win
[05:33:16] Why is he don't why are you only gonna top the fucking roof dude? I'm over in my fucking silver
[05:33:24] Nice dribble, Joe.
[05:33:25] Is that on?
[05:33:26] Can't ask, well, see demoed.
[05:33:30] Okay.
[05:33:31] Wait, you talk!
[05:33:33] I actually got a little bit of old Joe, I'm not even getting it.
[05:33:37] I'm on that!
[05:33:45] I'm on that!
[05:33:48] Okay, what the fuck is happening right now? We're just sitting here.
[05:33:51] Okay, I got it.
[05:33:54] Joe that's wonderful that's wonderful wait I thought he was going to hit it
[05:34:01] or blank you scared that's on me that's on me I should have there you don't raise
[05:34:07] I'm sorry
[05:34:09] We're gonna, we're gonna, we're gonna build.
[05:34:11] Nice job.
[05:34:16] Open that, open that.
[05:34:18] I love you. I fucking love you, Joe!
[05:34:20] I love you, Joe!
[05:34:22] Yes!
[05:34:24] Alright, 4-4, it's 4-4.
[05:34:26] We have to score right now.
[05:34:30] Oh my god.
[05:34:31] We have to score right now.
[05:34:32] Right, right, right now.
[05:34:36] Come on.
[05:34:39] Sorry, sorry, you're good. You're good. The clears are clear.
[05:34:47] All right, we're gonna take that. Another wall.
[05:34:51] I touched Joe. What a touch.
[05:34:54] What was the matter?
[05:34:56] He missed. That's game.
[05:34:57] That's our boost. That's game. That's end.
[05:34:59] No, it's not.
[05:35:00] Yes! Yes!
[05:35:04] Oh my god.
[05:35:05] I thought that shit was just gonna bounce straight and go joke 38 seconds of defense. No matter what
[05:35:12] We just let's go play aggressive. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. 100% holy ball. No, I was literally gonna say that
[05:35:22] Like let's not play like scared cats, but like
[05:35:28] They're really good little people aggressive. Oh my god. Oh my god. We got two in arms. Oh my god. Oh
[05:35:32] Oh my god, you're so talented for getting a good full on that Joe. You're so fucking talented Joe.
[05:35:41] No! It's okay, it's okay, it's okay, it's okay. It's all for 15 seconds. Yes, yes. Oh my god, Joe, I'm on it.
[05:35:48] Joe, I'm on it. I'm scared. Joe, I got a good start. I'm taking a corner. We're going for it!
[05:35:54] I'm gonna play so bad, bro, okay, Joe great with legitimacy. How many more do you want to play?
[05:36:10] I play I play my 10 ranks games if you want to play on okay, so that's seven more games right seven
[05:36:18] more. Yeah, we're one in two right now. Okay, I'm, I'm
[05:36:24] loving it. If you want to do that, you can do whatever you
[05:36:26] want. Joe, I'm a challenge. I'm down to play 30 more. But if
[05:36:29] you want to play seven, I'm down. Also, Joe, this is great
[05:36:34] practice for the tournament here, legitimately. This is amazing
[05:36:37] practice. We're figuring each other out. You know what I mean?
[05:36:40] Yeah, we're gonna get teams, team synergies. You know, they're
[05:36:43] not gonna have that yes you go I'm going nice Joe that's over the middle
[05:36:52] that's over the middle oh they're real bad they have like no loose they're dogs
[05:36:55] shit oh I could tell they're terrible they're just bouncing the ball around the
[05:37:02] course bollying the volley duck three thousands on the ball
[05:37:09] You just centered it?
[05:37:11] Oh my god.
[05:37:12] I thought I was staying in the corner.
[05:37:17] Wait, what the fuck are we doing?
[05:37:20] Yeah, are they, are my crazy or are they glitching around?
[05:37:24] They're not really glitching, they're like spinning the ball.
[05:37:28] I don't know how to, it's like bouncing off the wall, like they're pinching.
[05:37:32] Got it?
[05:37:33] Yeah, I don't know how to explain this.
[05:37:35] I'm gonna center, I'm gonna center?
[05:37:37] Joe, I love that pass.
[05:37:39] I miss because I have a bucket to fill.
[05:37:41] Fuck!
[05:37:43] Joe, good pass.
[05:37:45] I'm back, I'm back.
[05:37:49] Good.
[05:37:51] Wait, I might have an aerial, maybe?
[05:37:55] Dude, I gotta learn how to...
[05:37:57] I chipped him, I chipped him! Hold up!
[05:37:59] You have offense here. I took his back, please, as well.
[05:38:01] I'm gonna wall this to you, maybe?
[05:38:03] Fuck.
[05:38:05] Nice job.
[05:38:06] Back up.
[05:38:07] Okay.
[05:38:08] Flopping them?
[05:38:09] Great flopping them.
[05:38:10] That would be crazy.
[05:38:11] Don't have a sucker.
[05:38:12] Just get it in.
[05:38:13] No!
[05:38:14] We'll keep back!
[05:38:15] Get back!
[05:38:16] Get back!
[05:38:17] Fuck.
[05:38:18] Yes.
[05:38:19] Finally did it.
[05:38:20] Wow.
[05:38:21] They're terrible though.
[05:38:22] They're terrible though.
[05:38:23] We're not losing them.
[05:38:24] Okay.
[05:38:25] Okay.
[05:38:26] Okay.
[05:38:27] Okay.
[05:38:28] Okay.
[05:38:29] Okay.
[05:38:30] Okay.
[05:38:31] Okay.
[05:38:32] Okay.
[05:38:33] Okay.
[05:38:34] Okay, do you actually know they're terrible I know they're bad. Okay, I can smell that they're bad
[05:38:51] Those it's a good boss Joe see you went for that like a dumbass center not really that was bad center
[05:39:00] I'm gonna push back
[05:39:04] I need to pull this back here.
[05:39:06] Yes.
[05:39:07] It's near goal.
[05:39:09] Oh my god, what a save.
[05:39:11] Epic save.
[05:39:12] Do I got the epic save?
[05:39:14] For me, he's on it.
[05:39:16] He's on it.
[05:39:17] Oh my god.
[05:39:18] Back to back.
[05:39:19] Back to back.
[05:39:20] I've never done that.
[05:39:22] Joe, I've never done that.
[05:39:24] Back to back, Epic save.
[05:39:26] Oh my god.
[05:39:27] I've never done that.
[05:39:29] Wow.
[05:39:31] Defensive player of the year.
[05:39:33] like Hawaii Leonard Brown okay over the middle that's actually a great
[05:39:42] chop-chop it's gonna rebound it's gonna rebound
[05:39:46] open every bad again every bad again
[05:39:49] We're good. Oh my god. Oh my god. It's okay. It's okay. You're getting stressed out
[05:40:08] You're not gonna play good at PSX. Calm down. You don't play good at your stress. I'm all mad. I'm all mad. Go bitch! Wait rebound rebound
[05:40:16] Okay, where's it?
[05:40:21] Box.
[05:40:22] Coming back, coming back.
[05:40:24] I missed the ball completely.
[05:40:26] What's happening?
[05:40:28] Mid?
[05:40:29] Good.
[05:40:30] Oh my god, this is so fucking annoying.
[05:40:33] It's actually insane.
[05:40:35] They just keep cornering the ball.
[05:40:38] Oh my god, this is so fucking annoying.
[05:40:42] It's actually insane. They just keep cornering the ball.
[05:40:47] Joey, move back! Joey, move back! I'm on it!
[05:40:50] No.
[05:40:52] Hey, this suit's safe.
[05:40:53] No, I- Joey, I never played this bad, I swear.
[05:40:56] I swear.
[05:40:58] Oh my god.
[05:41:01] Oh my god.
[05:41:03] That was insane.
[05:41:04] That was insane.
[05:41:05] You got a minute love your mentality
[05:41:20] Nice just get it out. I got it. I got it. I got it. I got it. I got it. Good. I'm going to get to you
[05:41:26] I missed the ball
[05:41:29] Wanting it to you now
[05:41:30] No, I'm gonna demo. All right. I
[05:41:33] Don't pass it you passing
[05:41:35] We have 17 seconds, he missed, this is it, I'm walling him.
[05:41:58] Joe all the way, go!
[05:41:59] We just gotta go, it's one last push.
[05:42:01] I'm talking to him! I'm talking to him! I'm talking to him!
[05:42:04] NOOOOOO!
[05:42:07] Wait, it's Wotomol! Wotomol! Wotomol!
[05:42:08] Keep it in there! Keep it in there! Keep it in there! No matter what!
[05:42:10] Wotomol!
[05:42:11] Wotomol! Wotomol!
[05:42:15] AHHHHH!
[05:42:16] C'mon!
[05:42:19] Give it to me! Give it to me!
[05:42:22] NOOOOOO!
[05:42:27] Joe, but that's on me, dude. I'm out of shot.
[05:42:29] What fucking chugs they are for bumping into me while I'm trying to fucking dribble the ball
[05:42:38] Joe that's ought to be dude. I had an open shot
[05:42:43] Oh
[05:42:46] Oh my god
[05:42:50] Joe the chat saying holy cortisol spike
[05:42:55] I gotta keep my cortisol levels down bro
[05:42:57] All right, we're good. Let's win this
[05:43:06] Sure, we'll keep what is our bracket right now. We're one and three. Uh, yes
[05:43:13] No, I think one and four
[05:43:18] Right now
[05:43:20] One of three, one of three, okay, okay, okay, that's, bro, we can easily get a winning
[05:43:29] raccoon, what a soft set.
[05:43:31] Great touch.
[05:43:32] I love that, Jeff.
[05:43:33] You got a foot on it.
[05:43:34] Oh my fucking god
[05:44:04] What happened Joe what happened I'm gonna fuck it I'm gonna fucking bob it on my own fucking feet that's what's not
[05:44:14] Happened
[05:44:16] All right you go
[05:44:21] I'm settering this show get ready. I'm gonna demo to a
[05:44:26] Demo jump over me. Oh my god. I brother you tell me a center at I'm so far
[05:44:31] Clean it up clean it up clean it up Joe, but look look I try to demo any jump
[05:44:38] That's the play like that's the money play here
[05:44:44] Bro we can just whip it in and then fucking
[05:44:47] Hit them. It's like oh god that was a bad fall. I got it. I got it
[05:44:55] Nice show. Oh my god. I'm on that
[05:44:57] Yes! Let's go Joe!
[05:45:02] Bro, we're easily going to get over here.
[05:45:06] Okay, okay, okay.
[05:45:07] Joe, easily going up ten points per play.
[05:45:12] Telling her by the time it's too late, we're gonna roll around.
[05:45:18] We're gonna be out of town.
[05:45:19] I go up. Oh my god, I went up and I missed.
[05:45:24] And I mess, but it counts as a fake.
[05:45:26] It's gonna be centered here, nevermind.
[05:45:29] He goes gamer.
[05:45:34] Come on Matt.
[05:45:36] They both have moves.
[05:45:39] Over to you guys.
[05:45:40] Right to you.
[05:45:42] You're not gonna get it.
[05:45:43] Right back, right back.
[05:45:50] Come on Matt.
[05:45:54] Take it, you take it.
[05:45:58] I'm gonna...
[05:45:59] No!
[05:46:01] You try.
[05:46:07] No!
[05:46:09] Oh my god, I set back for a perfect goal, but he missed.
[05:46:12] Wait, he's spreading past the ball. Wait, what?
[05:46:15] Open that. Let's go full again.
[05:46:18] Let's fucking go, Joe!
[05:46:20] I
[05:46:24] Beautiful work beautiful fucking work you got you got
[05:46:29] I'm gonna start spamming what I say the whole I got all here dude when you
[05:46:38] You're gonna spam what I say we're gonna go
[05:46:42] Now's the time okay, I did that I did the fast aerial and and overshot
[05:46:50] I'm standing on a safe, I'm on a saving, I'm getting really toxic, maybe they act back.
[05:46:57] That's how you win that shit!
[05:47:02] Literally, literally, like, see, at least I'm gonna get a Plat, so I can feel good about myself.
[05:47:07] Yes!
[05:47:08] They did get a Plat and gold.
[05:47:10] Bro, I don't know, I'm just, I think we're coming to form as a team now.
[05:47:14] Now I think we're coming to form as a team.
[05:47:18] But what it save is like the method to make people FF huh?
[05:47:21] Wow, that's tech chat, that is tech.
[05:47:27] Oh are you not, are you not, are you a fan of like,
[05:47:29] I normally will just not talk to you.
[05:47:31] No I'm not talking to you.
[05:47:32] No, no I'm talking to you as fuck, but I'll type.
[05:47:35] I won't do the quick chat.
[05:47:37] I'll literally write out paragraphs
[05:47:39] as to why there's a pair of words.
[05:47:42] And then normally I won't do it.
[05:47:45] But out of all my teammates that I won't be one
[05:47:47] I haven't lost, I'm doing it already.
[05:47:51] I only want to wait, there is K. Joe, this guy can't take it.
[05:47:53] Joe, our lock is starting to shift.
[05:47:55] Joe, our lock is starting to shift.
[05:47:57] This guy's the FK, come on!
[05:47:59] Fully shifting, fully shifting.
[05:48:01] I'm gonna end up being type FF.
[05:48:03] He left, he left, he left.
[05:48:05] Bro, could you imagine?
[05:48:07] Oh, this is awesome.
[05:48:09] Bro, you can kill the FF.
[05:48:11] Tora, you only have one teammate, bro.
[05:48:13] Come on, just FF.
[05:48:15] Oh, he's that guy.
[05:48:16] Yes, Joe.
[05:48:18] Or Ruck is turning!
[05:48:19] Yes!
[05:48:21] Quick win into the next one.
[05:48:23] That's three wins, three losses.
[05:48:24] Yes, yes.
[05:48:28] Yeah, that is 3-3.
[05:48:29] I'm almost go three, Joe.
[05:48:31] If I get plat, I will kiss you on the hot mouth, Joe.
[05:48:35] If I get plat, dude.
[05:48:38] What's the highest you've been?
[05:48:40] Go three.
[05:48:41] I've never been higher than go three.
[05:48:45] Go for it, and I'm go 3 and 1 I'm not even go 3 and 2. I don't know better in bingo 3
[05:48:55] Oh now Joe you're so cool. Well backwards saying wow your fool
[05:49:05] Balance to get on your head
[05:49:08] Holy
[05:49:09] They both just wait bro that's way challenge me fuck. Oh
[05:49:18] Nice
[05:49:29] Nice Joe Wow Wow Joe Wow Oh my God Oh my God Joe Joe
[05:49:39] We got a turtle coming out in five days.
[05:49:41] Cleaning up, cleaning up, cleaning up.
[05:49:42] Cleaning up, cleaning up.
[05:49:43] I'm bumping, I'm bumping, I'm bumping.
[05:49:45] I'm on it, I'm on it, I'm on it.
[05:49:47] Oh, no.
[05:49:48] Oh, no.
[05:49:49] All right, all right, all right, all right.
[05:49:50] We're backing, we're backing.
[05:49:51] Okay.
[05:49:52] Oh, no.
[05:49:54] Okay, all right.
[05:49:54] We got him.
[05:49:55] I'm over the middle.
[05:49:59] Okay.
[05:50:00] They're like really sitting in goal right now.
[05:50:01] They're sitting themselves.
[05:50:02] Okay, he's going up for that.
[05:50:05] We're done.
[05:50:06] God, that's awesome.
[05:50:07] So much time for it.
[05:50:08] Jokey, infinite time, infinite time, infinite time.
[05:50:10] Nice.
[05:50:11] There it is, y'all!
[05:50:12] There it is, y'all!
[05:50:15] Bro, I don't want to jinx it, but I think if we win this,
[05:50:17] I'll be gold.
[05:50:22] You, you, you, you, you!
[05:50:23] I'm not in gold, I'm not in gold.
[05:50:26] I go, I go.
[05:50:27] Like a chud.
[05:50:29] I'm demoing like a chud.
[05:50:31] Wait, how's that on a demo?
[05:50:32] I hit him, what?
[05:50:34] I hit him at full speed.
[05:50:36] What the fuck, psionics, you eos!
[05:50:39] Over the middle!
[05:50:43] I'm on that, Joey!
[05:50:45] Shit.
[05:50:49] That's a shot?
[05:50:50] Okay.
[05:50:51] I'm on that, Joe.
[05:50:52] Thank you.
[05:50:53] Oh, shit.
[05:50:56] Get me Ned.
[05:51:03] I'm on it.
[05:51:04] that we should have your dude I'm on it I got such a that's for you that's for you
[05:51:10] oh wait I'm over the middle if you want it oh my god
[05:51:16] that's too high we should oh
[05:51:20] I
[05:51:50] I
[05:52:13] Now back, can you hear me now? Oh, sorry, did you lag out ice like my life's like yes
[05:52:20] I was so unlucky that I lagged on that fucking ball.
[05:52:24] It was like right when I was in front of you, Joe.
[05:52:26] Yep, I know.
[05:52:27] It could not have been the worst timing for that nice punch.
[05:52:34] What am I doing?
[05:52:35] Oh my god, if you call this a wreck, where the fucking ball is gonna go!
[05:52:38] Oh!
[05:52:40] Yeah, it is.
[05:52:41] Oh my god, I cut him up.
[05:52:42] I got it.
[05:52:43] Don't you worry.
[05:52:45] You're amazing.
[05:52:46] You got that, dude.
[05:52:47] You get the mid boost.
[05:52:48] Joe, I'm demoing.
[05:52:49] I'm demoing. I don't give a fuck.
[05:52:51] Get demoed, bitch!
[05:52:53] I'm bumping the other guy, dribble it in!
[05:52:55] I miss the BOOM!
[05:52:57] Bro, if I get that bump, it's a goal, literally.
[05:53:03] I demoed one? I'm holding back, I'm holding back.
[05:53:05] I'm actually-
[05:53:07] Go, go, go, go, go, go!
[05:53:09] I bowed. He's jumping up.
[05:53:11] No!
[05:53:13] I never know what you got- Wait, how many
[05:53:15] when you're gonna go demo them, like, before you do?
[05:53:17] you because I cycle back. Okay, I know exactly what you're saying. You're saying like tell
[05:53:23] you a couple of seconds in advance. Well, yeah, because if I'm cycling back and you're
[05:53:27] saying yeah, it doesn't matter. Yeah, I give it to me. I know what you got. You have no
[05:53:31] time to react. Yeah. But it doesn't matter because that's a goal for Joe. All right, hold
[05:53:40] This is for the Winning Ratchet challenge.
[05:53:45] You belong in Gold 2, you're asked that why am I Gold 3 in 1s?
[05:53:49] Suck my unshaved balls!
[05:53:53] You don't shake your balls?
[05:53:55] Once every twice a year.
[05:53:57] I'm scared of cutting them.
[05:53:58] Do you have like a date to shave them?
[05:54:01] Great question. No, I just play it five years.
[05:54:04] Joe, that's a great shot.
[05:54:05] That's a great shot.
[05:54:07] That's a great shot.
[05:54:08] Yeah, Harvard's going.
[05:54:09] I normally wait until it turns into a literal jungle bounce there's like a swamp where it's like yes
[05:54:14] Right there in front of your underwear is just softening wet. Yes
[05:54:22] You got sten with sweat pants on then you go it's probably time to share yes
[05:54:26] Literally yes bingo
[05:54:30] Wait, you just ran away from the net. Open shot
[05:54:35] Joe nice Joe nice
[05:54:39] My girlfriend braids my ass hair sometimes.
[05:54:48] Come on, time out, Austin.
[05:54:50] Austin, that's literally just-
[05:54:52] I'll shave- I'll shave my ass hair.
[05:54:55] Not like my whole ass, but like the butt crack.
[05:55:02] Yeah, okay, that's fine, but this guy in my chat just said his girlfriend braids his ass hair.
[05:55:08] I mean, it's another method of like, you know, reducing, you know, there's friction when you poop and you got a lot of ass hair.
[05:55:20] Jack, what's this?
[05:55:21] Do you need to get rid of that?
[05:55:22] Are you being serious?
[05:55:25] Jeeksie, I feel like you're a one-raiser guy.
[05:55:29] What does that even mean? What does that even mean?
[05:55:31] Like, you're shaving every part of your body with the same razor.
[05:55:38] Does it like everybody do that?
[05:55:43] You use your face razor for like?
[05:55:46] No!
[05:55:47] Oh my God!
[05:55:48] No, bro, I have a manscaped razor for my bald.
[05:55:51] Oh my God!
[05:55:52] I thought you meant...
[05:55:53] I thought you meant...
[05:55:54] Okay.
[05:55:55] No!
[05:55:56] No!
[05:55:57] Oh my God!
[05:55:58] No!
[05:55:59] No!
[05:56:00] I have a manscaped razor and then I have like a face razor.
[05:56:03] I would never put like, my balls hairs on my face, and vice versa.
[05:56:10] Mm-hmm.
[05:56:10] Joe, if I win this, I'm gold three by the way.
[05:56:12] Like, let's go. We just beat two flots, by the way.
[05:56:18] Oh, this guy's the TTV.
[05:56:21] That means he's good.
[05:56:23] He's got TTV and YouTube.
[05:56:25] Never seen those two in the same username.
[05:56:28] Oh, wow, he's just full-wifed that shit. He's terrible.
[05:56:34] Joe you nice Joey
[05:56:38] Bumpin
[05:56:43] Oh almost TTV TTV underscore YouTube underscore sweat boy get the touch on it
[05:56:54] Okay full left full left. Thank you
[05:56:56] I
[05:57:00] You can see I can tell you right now these kids are sub-par class. Okay noted noted noted
[05:57:08] Okay
[05:57:11] So um
[05:57:13] So
[05:57:15] I noticed I was gonna you were going you were going for the risky cross net play
[05:57:20] I was going for a pinch it out on the side and then we ended up kind of doing like you know a combo
[05:57:26] together and own goalie but that's fine because now we have to fight an uphill
[05:57:30] battle yes I love what's even better backs up against the wall is my favorite
[05:57:35] let's go
[05:57:41] nice job it love it out of you not
[05:57:56] I'm not back.
[05:57:59] Okay, full left.
[05:58:02] You make it down.
[05:58:05] I'm gonna dribble.
[05:58:07] Okay, he just fucking feeds me every time.
[05:58:10] This kid is terrible.
[05:58:13] Oh, no.
[05:58:16] I'm back. I'm still there.
[05:58:18] Oh, I'm still there. It's insane.
[05:58:20] To you.
[05:58:21] They're rushing you back.
[05:58:22] Demo, demo, demo, demo, demo.
[05:58:24] I'm gonna bump the other kid.
[05:58:25] No, I missed the bump.
[05:58:27] God, if I didn't see that bump,
[05:58:28] it would've worked in on Gold.
[05:58:30] Later on.
[05:58:34] Oh no.
[05:58:35] 50?
[05:58:36] Oh no.
[05:58:40] We got blessed, we got blessed.
[05:58:41] Okay, still missed, still missed.
[05:58:44] Nice job.
[05:58:45] It's looking good.
[05:58:47] I'm gonna boost, I'm gonna center.
[05:58:49] Center.
[05:58:50] I tried to dead.
[05:58:50] I almost caught.
[05:58:53] I also went for a dinner.
[05:58:57] Oh, no.
[05:58:58] I got it. Don't you work.
[05:58:59] Don't you fucking roll. Holy.
[05:59:04] Joe, where are you?
[05:59:04] I'm getting out of here.
[05:59:07] Nice. Oh, my God.
[05:59:09] No, it's not.
[05:59:10] Fuck, dude, this kid just plays straight up defense.
[05:59:12] Oh, fucking game.
[05:59:14] Wait, hold up.
[05:59:15] Oh, bro, we've got to go.
[05:59:17] Oh, so hard to spill it out.
[05:59:19] I'm going back.
[05:59:20] Oh, yeah, this guy's getting water-samed.
[05:59:39] This guy's getting water-samed.
[05:59:40] Nice.
[05:59:41] Okay.
[05:59:42] Chat?
[05:59:43] Focus.
[05:59:44] Focus.
[05:59:45] Good shot, gal.
[05:59:46] I love that Joe.
[05:59:53] I'm done for this.
[06:00:02] Alright, we'll walk after him.
[06:00:05] One to one, Joe. One to one.
[06:00:07] I'm so fucking horny right now.
[06:00:08] Over the middle.
[06:00:12] Love it, Joe! I love it!
[06:00:13] Fuck it, I-
[06:00:14] No, don't you worry!
[06:00:15] You can get that you can get that. Oh, I get it. No, I don't. Oh my god.
[06:00:22] Get back. Get back. Get back.
[06:00:23] Shitter gameplay. Shitter gameplay. Back.
[06:00:27] Way back. Oh no.
[06:00:29] Just.
[06:00:31] Well, we're gonna be in his YouTube compilation, brother.
[06:00:33] We're gonna be in his YouTube source compilation.
[06:00:35] We cannot lose to TTD.
[06:00:37] It's underscore YouTube underscore flat underscore boy.
[06:00:40] This is bad.
[06:01:15] That's what you do defensively they both see the goal
[06:01:30] Yeah
[06:01:38] I'm on it nice job. God loved it. Oh my god, Joe. I'm here
[06:01:43] No full, almost stomped on his midchass.
[06:01:50] Joe nice flip!
[06:01:52] Oh my god, I was on my mask.
[06:01:55] He's gone for it?
[06:01:58] He's not dead.
[06:02:00] Done?
[06:02:01] That's a good flip.
[06:02:02] Rebound!
[06:02:03] Our goal wins it.
[06:02:04] Our goal wins it, Joe.
[06:02:05] Oh my god!
[06:02:06] He's got a good stomped on him.
[06:02:07] I'm not done yet.
[06:02:08] Oh my god
[06:02:12] I'm not back. I got such a good touch. Yeah
[06:02:20] A goal wins it Joe, don't forget that a goal wins it
[06:02:25] Bro, there's gonna sit max is sitting gold all time. They're they're way more defensive than us. They're trying to play off our method
[06:02:32] I'm in that right now Joe I'm behind you dude maybe you can center this I don't want I don't want
[06:02:42] Go!
[06:02:44] Oh, no!
[06:02:46] Literally we scored, literally.
[06:02:51] Oh my god. Yes!
[06:02:53] You, you, you!
[06:02:56] No!
[06:02:58] Yes!
[06:03:00] Yes!
[06:03:02] Yes!
[06:03:04] Oh my god.
[06:03:07] Oh my god.
[06:03:09] Oh my god, that was like the greatest game ever.
[06:03:14] Alright, she has five winstead losses, right?
[06:03:20] Chad, I think I'm go three. I think I'm go three.
[06:03:23] Yes, yes, yes.
[06:03:27] Oh my god.
[06:03:28] I have two more matches played.
[06:03:32] Okay.
[06:03:33] Back in gold three.
[06:03:35] You need two more matches, right, Chad?
[06:03:36] Okay.
[06:03:37] I need two more to get my rank, bro
[06:03:40] I but if we keep winning I would I would I would play till we lose
[06:03:43] Love it. Absolutely love that mindset
[06:03:48] Daddy be okay hold up job in a deck real quick. I'll be right back. All right
[06:03:58] Yo daddy be sorry I was in a game I was in a game
[06:04:00] What's up, brother?
[06:04:18] Yeah, of course, bro.
[06:04:22] I mean, thank you guys, too.
[06:04:24] It was a lot of fun.
[06:04:26] We had a lot of fun.
[06:04:27] Dude, we did.
[06:04:28] I can't stand for this one.
[06:04:30] I can't.
[06:04:31] Bro, we did so many cool events, too, in such a short period of time.
[06:04:36] Dude, it was beautiful.
[06:04:38] But yeah, did you see the thing the CEO said to that?
[06:04:42] That was the first thing I saw when I woke up, bro.
[06:04:45] Yeah.
[06:04:46] It's like waking up and someone dropping a piece of shit on your chest.
[06:04:50] On the bright side, I was riled up, you know?
[06:04:53] Yeah, no, I was fired up today
[06:05:06] Of course, brother
[06:05:10] Yeah
[06:05:23] I can't stand for it.
[06:05:26] Yeah, they ran the game into the ground, Brown.
[06:05:30] I was talking to Riley about it for like fucking two weeks.
[06:05:33] And then I saw the tweet this morning
[06:05:37] of the fucking CEO of Supercell,
[06:05:41] giving the credit of the fucking game resurging
[06:05:45] past 2016 to the fucking talented dev team,
[06:05:49] which is the same quote-on-quote talented dev team
[06:05:53] that incorporated two of the worst updates
[06:05:55] in gaming history and killed the game.
[06:05:57] The only thing that that fucking God-forsaken dev team
[06:06:00] is responsible for is killing the game.
[06:06:03] That's the only thing they're fucking responsible for.
[06:06:05] They're literally not responsible for anything else.
[06:06:10] It's like you wanna laugh at how hysterically pathetic it is,
[06:06:14] but it's like we knew this game has the potential
[06:06:18] to be like the best for mobile app game.
[06:06:22] Oh yeah.
[06:06:24] And it's like we just can't have that.
[06:06:27] We can't.
[06:06:28] Ah.
[06:06:30] It's absolutely fucked.
[06:06:33] But it was nice while it lasted, it was fun.
[06:06:35] It was, dude, and we got to cherish that, man.
[06:06:37] This was a huge time for me and nothing but a great experience with the human.
[06:06:45] I mean, you got to create a code with the game, not like that.
[06:06:50] Yeah, I actually, I was telling him today to fucking take my code away.
[06:06:55] I was like crashing out.
[06:06:56] Yeah.
[06:06:57] Yeah.
[06:06:58] Yeah.
[06:06:59] I mean, can you guys hear me at all or no?
[06:07:02] Yeah, the, the Chackin' idiot.
[06:07:04] Okay, yeah, yeah.
[06:07:05] What's up, Chack?
[06:07:06] WChat.
[06:07:07] Um, yeah man, this is, this is what it is, and it's like, I worked, I didn't get my
[06:07:13] creator code, uh, honestly to the UK because they always did my content, uh, not family
[06:07:18] friendly or high edited. Like the same reason for Bobby not getting a code. Really? Yeah,
[06:07:25] for like three and a half years and I finally got it and now it's just like
[06:07:29] it's such a stale taste in my mouth to be like use code or L, you know, and I'm like yeah. Yeah.
[06:07:36] I can't. Yeah, I can't. Cause like, oh sure. Now I know what you mean bro. But not man,
[06:07:44] I just want to say we appreciate ya and it was a lot of fun, dude.
[06:07:48] Thanks, bro.
[06:07:49] And bro, I mean, never say never, bro.
[06:07:50] Maybe there's a day where they like actually get good updates, but I mean, I would say...
[06:07:55] If you want to know what I said, I know it's impossible.
[06:07:57] We all know.
[06:07:58] Remove little 16, bring back evos, and they need a written apology posted,
[06:08:03] and then also a...
[06:08:05] They need to give out like three months worth of pass royals off.
[06:08:08] Or, yeah, or just like literally fully fucking refund.
[06:08:12] because like the thing is they cannot remove level 16 because people already
[06:08:17] spent thousands and millions of dollars on it so like their only option is to
[06:08:22] like refund everyone and revert level 60 but they're not gonna do that bro I
[06:08:27] mean also the heroes thing like the heroes thing is also disgusting because
[06:08:32] it's like okay this was a yeah it's like this was a bad idea this was a
[06:08:37] complete dud this update fell on its face so why are we still doubling and
[06:08:43] tripling down on heroes what the fuck's the point are you guys fucking stupid
[06:08:47] like I don't know are you guys fucking dumb but yeah it's like an extra game
[06:08:52] mode you know like Fortnite would do like like only gold loot drops like to
[06:08:57] wear the guts you can use yes yes it did happen two evos and then two heroes or
[06:09:03] or two evos in a hero in a champion,
[06:09:04] it just feels like an excessive game mode.
[06:09:07] You know?
[06:09:08] But it's the main shit that we play.
[06:09:11] Dude, if you look at Class Royale,
[06:09:13] the current state of the game,
[06:09:14] if you play ranked, half of the cards,
[06:09:17] like two of the cards are evos, which is fine.
[06:09:20] And then two of the other cards just have some gimmick
[06:09:23] that is literally intentionally designed behind a paywall.
[06:09:26] We're like, why would you ever have a regular mini Pekka
[06:09:29] when you could have a hero mini Pekka?
[06:09:31] But you have to spend $15.
[06:09:33] It's a fucking joke.
[06:09:35] And it's borderline illegal, but I guess it's legal.
[06:09:38] Yeah, and my only thing with heroes is I feel like after we
[06:09:42] get every single card in evolution,
[06:09:45] like the whole concept of heroes is like champions,
[06:09:49] you know, but for like normal cards.
[06:09:51] Yep.
[06:09:51] Like I understand the vision, but the execution on them,
[06:09:55] and like how broken and expensive they are,
[06:09:58] It's the worst timing they could have ever done something.
[06:10:02] Yep.
[06:10:02] I don't understand.
[06:10:04] And they just keep on doubling, and they're not ever going to stop.
[06:10:07] It looks like they're doubling with heroes,
[06:10:09] and then it's going to keep running the game into the ground with heroes,
[06:10:11] which nobody fucking wants.
[06:10:14] But yeah.
[06:10:16] Oh, man.
[06:10:17] It is what it is, bro.
[06:10:19] Well, all right, bro.
[06:10:19] Thanks for calling, man.
[06:10:20] I'm in a game right now, so I'm going to fucking lock in.
[06:10:22] It's like 30 seconds left.
[06:10:24] Yeah, yeah, you're locked in.
[06:10:25] You got that shit, bro.
[06:10:26] You're the stuff.
[06:10:27] You are the meta, bro.
[06:10:28] But alright, bro.
[06:10:29] I'll see if that'll be...
[06:10:31] Oh shit.
[06:10:32] He's horrible.
[06:10:33] Fuck.
[06:10:34] Chaddak sold Joe this game.
[06:10:38] Have I was on Deathman, baby?
[06:10:43] Joe!
[06:10:48] Oh fuck.
[06:10:49] Why is it not on me on Deathman? What's happening?
[06:10:51] Joe! Joe! Joe!
[06:10:54] Joe, can you hear me?
[06:10:57] Joe, can you hear me?
[06:11:00] Fuck.
[06:11:01] I sold Joey.
[06:11:05] No, I sold Joey.
[06:11:09] He went to piss?
[06:11:12] Kill me, I was one game left, right?
[06:11:19] He's, Chad, he's, bro, he's pissing, okay.
[06:11:26] I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
[06:11:34] Bro, did I lose my don't tell me I lost my gold three. Okay, I
[06:11:39] stole my gold three. I stole my gold three. I stole my gold
[06:11:43] three. Thank god. Bro, I was in the bathroom. Yeah, I'm sorry.
[06:11:50] I was on the phone. I think we would have won that if we were
[06:11:53] You're good, bro. I was on my phone with my buddy. I haven't spoke to him a little bit
[06:11:58] All right, what do you do one more you got one more one more in you. Yeah, I got one more
[06:12:06] Oh
[06:12:08] I'm really upset we lost that I feel like I was locked in I know you had like three goals, right? I was not I was not
[06:12:15] What do you think I'm gonna get placed? Oh
[06:12:19] Considered only match flats. I'm gonna assume flat one
[06:12:23] I'm gonna say that's my guess unless they just get crazy if you go three. Let's see how this game goes
[06:12:29] This game could be
[06:12:31] We have a aerial ball
[06:12:34] Oh, we actually got
[06:12:38] I want to get better
[06:12:41] Nice
[06:12:44] Love it absolutely love it. I'm gonna watch that too. That was a beautiful play trap the ball
[06:12:50] We'll click in
[06:12:52] Absolutely fucking love it, Joe.
[06:12:55] Oh, this guy's team name is also Chad.
[06:12:59] Love it.
[06:13:03] A little...
[06:13:05] I mean, easy peasy.
[06:13:08] Easy peasy, lemon squeezy.
[06:13:11] Bro, these are my favorite bounces.
[06:13:13] When it goes high to low like that,
[06:13:15] and I can just completely get behind it.
[06:13:17] I love those.
[06:13:19] I fucking love those.
[06:13:21] low standstill bounce where you don't know when you need to aerial.
[06:13:25] I get on the way down.
[06:13:27] I also need when I'm whore-
[06:13:28] What the fuck?
[06:13:31] I also need when I'm whore-
[06:13:31] Is that what the fuck?
[06:13:32] Oh my god.
[06:13:33] Oh my god.
[06:13:36] OHHHHHH!
[06:13:37] I could have scored about a quicker on that.
[06:13:41] Oh no.
[06:13:41] Oh no.
[06:13:44] We're not-
[06:13:44] What happened?
[06:13:45] Did they get that?
[06:13:46] I was trying to hit it out and I think we pinched it in.
[06:13:49] Oh fuck, did we?
[06:13:53] Like I was going for Ariel out, yeah and then we all hit, well they hit it either way,
[06:13:58] I think like all three of them got a thousand.
[06:14:00] Okay, well, you as well.
[06:14:02] Both of them.
[06:14:03] Did he win?
[06:14:04] I feel like I don't lose 50.
[06:14:05] Alright.
[06:14:06] I feel like I don't reach 50.
[06:14:18] Oh my god.
[06:14:19] He's safe left for it.
[06:14:21] Oh no.
[06:14:22] What is that balance?
[06:14:24] Legitimately!
[06:14:26] What?
[06:14:27] Joe, watch this.
[06:14:28] What could I have done?
[06:14:29] What the fuck is this?
[06:14:30] It's just ins-
[06:14:31] What?
[06:14:34] Should I have been more back?
[06:14:36] I have no idea. I think I was just on locky. Oh, you're on me going
[06:14:54] Nice all you so much time and this time and this time
[06:14:59] Let's go
[06:15:01] Now, what do you think, like, for a two's turny, do you think a strategy is playing defensively
[06:15:07] and just having them fuck up or like, having a sense of enemy skill level?
[06:15:12] Yes.
[06:15:13] I mean, most of the people in the tournament are either like, new to the game or like,
[06:15:18] like, vibrant.
[06:15:22] Most of the people are like, around my skill.
[06:15:28] Yeah, but you're a lot better than like three weeks ago.
[06:15:33] Thank you, bro.
[06:15:34] Like an aerial for the ball.
[06:15:36] Whoa!
[06:15:40] You should have never do that.
[06:15:43] Yeah, I know, bro.
[06:15:43] I'm getting better.
[06:15:44] I'm getting better.
[06:15:45] The aerials are fucking fun.
[06:15:50] I want for them out.
[06:15:52] I want them.
[06:15:54] And he has boost, I'm on.
[06:15:56] He's driving off boost like a loser. I'm still going for it
[06:16:01] I guess but I think on some day our strategy should be to like be defensive be smart counter
[06:16:08] I
[06:16:09] Think it depends on the person
[06:16:11] Like if you're playing a guy I like act you can like aerial really high. We want to take advantage of
[06:16:21] And you say that wow wow
[06:16:23] I think I think there's an in-between like we're playing like yeah, like but like if my boy max is on the ball
[06:16:30] Just let him fucking
[06:16:32] Run at us and then take it. Yeah, but like yeah, they were going on the wall
[06:16:37] like
[06:16:39] That's gonna be a lot
[06:16:42] I think we're probably the best in the tournament on bias
[06:16:48] What's the next back probably just
[06:16:53] I feel like we're like the mid tier team.
[06:17:00] Ron and Lacey could be a sleeper team because Lacey's flat and Ron's like, when Ron actually cares, he does good.
[06:17:08] That's like a sleeper team.
[06:17:10] Okay, another sleeper fucking team.
[06:17:14] Whoever Jinx gets us a teammate is either going to get him, Chazza, or sketched.
[06:17:19] Jinch is real. Jinch is a lot better than this one.
[06:17:23] That's another snooker.
[06:17:27] Yeah, the best player in the tournament is probably X.
[06:17:32] I'm gonna try to put him at max.
[06:17:33] Oh, I'm feeling way more confident here for Ariel.
[06:17:36] Nice, Joe.
[06:17:37] These kids are also terrible.
[06:17:42] Um, Moist, yeah, Moisten, by the way, could be built, too.
[06:17:44] I think Moist is definitely better than me. I think he's like flat.
[06:17:49] Moist and water on a team. I told Jin she could be with wait. Oh, yeah, change my view
[06:17:57] What'd you say Joe I
[06:18:00] Said moist and water on a team potentially I'm still waiting for moist to confirm
[06:18:05] How good is Marlin Marlin? I don't think Marlton good. How's the other place?
[06:18:11] What is this?
[06:18:15] Well, he's the chat, so he just has to be giving everything.
[06:18:19] What are you saying, Tectop? What are you listening to?
[06:18:21] No, they said POPFINEL. It's his first time right now.
[06:18:23] So at least he's practicing, I guess.
[06:18:28] He's playing right now, but he's awful. I would say Silver 1.
[06:18:31] Okay.
[06:18:33] Silver 1? Who's the worst player in the tournament?
[06:18:37] Probably either Marlin or like Max, realistically.
[06:18:41] You got a lot too.
[06:18:44] Wow.
[06:18:45] Oh, wow.
[06:18:46] Plot to.
[06:18:47] Okay.
[06:18:48] It looks like tomorrow's gonna be the day I have a lot of guys chat.
[06:18:52] All right.
[06:18:53] Joe, thanks for playing, brother.
[06:18:55] Well, thanks for playing with me as well.
[06:18:57] Dude, if there's any night where you want to get back to sin before the tournament, I'm
[06:19:01] fucking down.
[06:19:02] Over the next four days.
[06:19:03] Just let me know.
[06:19:04] I'm down as well.
[06:19:05] All right, Joe.
[06:19:06] It's really just going to be us acing rotations.
[06:19:11] I think we're able to ace rotations
[06:19:13] and get back when we fuck up and they can't score on us.
[06:19:16] I think we would.
[06:19:18] Yes.
[06:19:18] I think we are.
[06:19:21] I think, Chad.
[06:19:22] Maybe I'm crazy, but I think we're
[06:19:24] the best team in the tournament, that ass.
[06:19:27] Maybe I'm crazy.
[06:19:28] I might be wrong.
[06:19:31] All right.
[06:19:32] All right.
[06:19:32] Well, it was a fun play with you, bro.
[06:19:34] Are you ending stream or are you going to continue streaming?
[06:19:36] probably up and off.
[06:19:37] I said I was going to place siege after I got flat,
[06:19:41] but I spent six hours trying to get flat,
[06:19:43] so I can't even get outages too late.
[06:19:46] Well, next day is another day.
[06:19:48] You're still profiting in wins, though.
[06:19:52] Beat the 50-50 win rate.
[06:19:54] Oh, yeah, we're 22 and 19.
[06:19:57] OK.
[06:19:58] All right.
[06:19:59] Have a good rest of your night, Jinxie.
[06:20:01] Joe, have a beautiful night.
[06:20:02] Love you, brother.
[06:20:03] And if you want to practice, let me know.
[06:20:05] Yeah, well, all right, peace.
[06:20:07] Please.
[06:20:10] W stream.
[06:20:10] I'm sorry I didn't get on siege.
[06:20:12] I said I was going to get on siege when I do.
[06:20:15] OK, chat, let me tell you all about what we got planned this week, boys.
[06:20:19] Let me try to hold what I got planned this week.
[06:20:21] You chat tomorrow.
[06:20:22] We got a 99 to zero versus squishy third ever.
[06:20:25] Ninety nine. Oh, we beat musty.
[06:20:27] We beat Zen, but squishy is my coach.
[06:20:30] He knows me better than anybody, so it could be interesting.
[06:20:33] Thursday, just a normal stream, Friday, we are 1v1ing speed in Rocket League.
[06:20:45] I don't want to say it's 100% locked, but it's like 98.11.7% locked, bro.
[06:20:52] Friday we're 1v1ing speed in Rocket League locked.
[06:20:55] Saturday.
[06:20:56] What did I say I was going to do Saturday?
[06:21:00] What did I say I was going to do Saturday, bro?
[06:21:01] I said I was going to do something I forgot.
[06:21:06] Fan mail should be tomorrow.
[06:21:08] Yes.
[06:21:09] Fan mail should be tomorrow.
[06:21:11] Did I even say anything for Saturday?
[06:21:16] I don't know what I'm going to do Saturday.
[06:21:18] Friday or no, okay.
[06:21:20] So Thursday, 99 zero versus squishy, which is tomorrow.
[06:21:25] Friday where one be wanting speed locked, like 99% off one
[06:21:31] we wanted to be. Saturday, I think nothing. Sunday, streamer 2D2 tournament. It's going
[06:21:41] to be a beautiful fan tab and it's amazing week. It's going to be a beautiful fan tab
[06:21:47] and it's amazing week y'all. Maybe I could play CS on Saturday? I don't know, I got to
[06:21:51] figure something out. Oh, tomorrow's Wednesday. So not tomorrow. Wait, yes, Jesus. Okay. Tomorrow,
[06:22:01] which is Wednesday, 990 over Squishy.
[06:22:04] Thursday, nothing planned.
[06:22:06] Friday, won't be wanting speed.
[06:22:09] Saturday, nothing planned.
[06:22:11] Sunday, bro, maybe we could do CS on Saturday.
[06:22:16] That might not be a bad idea for at least like an hour or two.
[06:22:20] We should probably do that on Saturday.
[06:22:21] Sunday, to beat you tournament with all the streakers.
[06:22:26] All right boys, I'ma see y'all man.
[06:22:28] I'ma see y'all.
[06:22:29] Love y'all bro.
[06:22:30] I'll see you guys tomorrow, man.