[407/730] 🔴 FANMAIL RETURNS -> Almost Platinum -> 99-0 vs SQUISHY @ 7PM EST 🔴

Jynxzi

02-11-2026 · 5h 03m

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[00:00:00] It's a fucking movement in culture, so you know it's gonna be fire.

[00:01:00] Maybe feel on your taste, I guess that we on the same page

[00:01:03] Cause I'm just trying to stay in the middle of this night

[00:01:07] When they made your eyes shit

[00:01:09] Is it cause that I'm brave, shit

[00:01:11] You trying to stay in the middle, you keep up the run on my face

[00:01:14] Maybe feel on your taste, I guess that we on the same page

[00:01:18] Cause I'm just trying to stay in the middle of this night

[00:01:20] Jack, can you one second y'all?

[00:01:22] That was supposed to be a big trap

[00:01:24] Excuse me, did you shoot?

[00:01:25] Did you shoot?

[00:01:26] Get in call me Larry

[00:01:27] I hear Adriana's walking

[00:01:28] I forgot some tissues in case of emotional.

[00:01:58] I got it, I got it, I got it.

[00:02:00] I got it, I got it.

[00:02:02] I got it, I got it.

[00:02:04] I got it, I got it.

[00:02:06] I got it, I got it.

[00:02:08] Yes, yes, OK.

[00:02:10] Yes, yes, I got it.

[00:02:12] Yes, yes, yes, yes.

[00:02:14] I'm in the news.

[00:02:16] Just wait, wait.

[00:02:22] This season, I just feel like Uzi was inspired by

[00:02:25] Oh, I'll be thinking about this one for a while.

[00:02:28] Oh, wow, Lucy took my breath away.

[00:02:30] You know, seriously, I can't breathe, so call the ambulance.

[00:02:34] I would have to say that I'm not a big fan of those shoes.

[00:02:40] You know what's crazy?

[00:02:41] I feel like Prince would be like the night we needed to care.

[00:02:44] Jack, I need to do it.

[00:02:46] If you were the light and something, you'd be like...

[00:02:48] Jack, it's a beautiful day. We've got big news today.

[00:02:51] 99-0 against FG, it's like a tie.

[00:03:21] Hey!

[00:03:22] I'm getting out of here, I'm going

[00:03:23] I'm getting out of here, I'm going

[00:03:25] I'm getting out of here, I'm going

[00:03:27] He's running out of story and Twitch

[00:03:29] Can I get a Huzzah?

[00:03:30] Highlights, what are you playing?

[00:03:32] Highlights!

[00:03:51] Now we got a big news coming in shortly, y'all.

[00:04:08] Big news coming in shortly.

[00:04:09] I don't know, something about today, bro.

[00:04:16] It's a good day.

[00:04:17] I woke up, I think with the most morning wood I've had in months.

[00:04:24] I was starting to get worried, bro.

[00:04:25] Chad, I was starting to get worried.

[00:04:27] I wasn't getting morning wood anymore.

[00:04:29] A pair of that means you're a low-test, right?

[00:04:32] Chad, what does that mean if you stop getting morning wood?

[00:04:35] Does that even know what that means?

[00:04:36] Big news, big announcement coming soon, Chad.

[00:04:38] Big news, big announcement coming soon.

[00:04:40] It means you're a pussy.

[00:04:42] Shut the fuck up.

[00:04:44] Low-test, low-test.

[00:04:46] Holy estrogen.

[00:04:48] I don't know what the fuck that shit means.

[00:04:51] What do you mean holy estrogen?

[00:04:53] Shut your little pants up.

[00:04:56] I don't have estrogen.

[00:04:57] It means you have a low IQ.

[00:04:58] No, it doesn't.

[00:05:03] All right, next song at a bet.

[00:05:34] I can't do it in my head, but you can't do it in your head

[00:05:37] You can't do it in your head, but you can't do it in your head

[00:05:40] Jalakimov!

[00:05:42] Jalakimov!

[00:05:43] Jalakimov!

[00:05:44] Molozak!

[00:05:47] It's so stupid!

[00:05:51] Hi, boys!

[00:05:54] You sack of shit!

[00:06:04] What more hype song?

[00:06:08] Cocaine song?

[00:06:09] What are you talking about?

[00:06:11] I'm not on blow.

[00:06:13] Check out one more hype song.

[00:06:16] One more hype song, y'all.

[00:06:19] What?

[00:06:20] What a more song?

[00:06:21] One more hype song.

[00:06:22] No, it's not a cop song.

[00:06:24] Hi, guys.

[00:06:25] By the way, when I'm having a dance party, don't fuck with the music.

[00:06:30] Hi, guys.

[00:06:31] Don't fuck with the...

[00:06:32] Next song of the day, chat last song.

[00:06:53] I missed my prefire on that bass drop and now my vibe is completely killed but it's

[00:06:59] Okay, let's try this again.

[00:07:23] Yeah, weed!

[00:07:29] I'm feeling really stimmy today, I'm feeling really stimmy today, oh yeah, also I think

[00:07:43] we hit black today, boys, on the highest of keys y'all can laugh, y'all can type that

[00:07:50] stupid ass fucking emo that I already know y'all are gonna type, I'm hitting black today,

[00:07:56] This is the first time I've ever been goal 3 and 2's and 1's.

[00:08:01] Last ball given to that.

[00:08:04] Are we ready for fan mail?

[00:08:13] Type 3 in the chat if you're ready for fan mail.

[00:08:15] 4 in the chat if you are attracted to fates.

[00:08:21] 5th pink mail polish, and or white mail polish, and or baby blue.

[00:08:43] 2 in the chat if you've ever sucked a toe.

[00:08:47] 3 in the chat if you've ever sucked a penis.

[00:08:51] Four in the chat if you're good to use, but a question.

[00:08:56] I just cut my life on this chair. That hurts so bad.

[00:09:21] you

[00:09:51] you

[00:10:21] you

[00:10:51] you

[00:11:21] you

[00:11:51] You

[00:12:12] Did I miss fan map are you fucking dumb are you fucking stupid?

[00:12:18] What did I just say?

[00:12:22] What did I just say?

[00:12:26] Is it the same in the other time zones?

[00:12:28] What do you think?

[00:12:29] No, legitimately.

[00:12:30] Why the fuck would it be that- what is the point of a time zone if it's all the same?

[00:12:35] Are you mental?

[00:12:37] AM or PM?

[00:12:40] Ditch it.

[00:12:41] Why would I announce 4.30 in the morning when I'm gonna do it?

[00:12:46] Who wouldn't, who wouldn't, who wouldn't their right mind

[00:12:50] would open fan mail at 4.30 in the morning?

[00:12:53] Who the fuck would do that?

[00:12:55] Next, next guy, band!

[00:12:58] Next guy, band!

[00:13:00] Band!

[00:13:02] Among us this week, not only, who just said that,

[00:13:05] by the way, SitesXD1, to answer your,

[00:13:08] I'm gonna answer your question with a answer.

[00:13:13] That made no sense.

[00:13:16] Friday, as y'all know, we are going to be 1v1ing speed in Rocket League on Friday.

[00:13:23] I told y'all, I think last night, after we 1v1 in Rocket League, we're probably going

[00:13:30] to do a streamer among us lobby.

[00:13:33] Right now, the people that I have confirmed that I just texted is Speed, Speed's brother,

[00:13:39] Marlin, XQC, Ron Lacy.

[00:13:43] That broke.

[00:13:44] Jack, Friday is gonna be peak, y'all.

[00:13:47] Friday is gonna be the greatest streamer among us

[00:13:51] in the history of Eddie's streamer among us we've ever done.

[00:13:54] Get Joe, I asked Joe.

[00:13:55] I'm an electronic, we're trying to get 10.

[00:13:58] We're trying to get 10, dude, we're trying to get 10.

[00:14:00] But Friday is gonna be peak, bro.

[00:14:01] Friday is gonna be peak, Friday is gonna be peak.

[00:14:04] So baby, you're talking to me,

[00:14:05] baby, you're gonna blow my window down,

[00:14:08] let's take you home.

[00:14:14] Hi guys, camera's not working.

[00:14:25] Hi guys, camera's not working.

[00:14:28] I don't know what's happening.

[00:14:29] Camera's not working.

[00:14:30] Fire it up, let's go get this thing stuck.

[00:14:39] Baby, what's on me?

[00:14:41] Baby, where are my windows?

[00:14:43] Down in crumbs

[00:14:45] Now I'm back to all bones

[00:14:47] Now I'm side through the middle

[00:14:49] Every little part

[00:14:50] Last song of the day and we go right into that box

[00:14:52] Fan mail at 4.30pm EST

[00:14:57] Fan mail at 4.30pm EST

[00:14:59] Alright, not A.M.

[00:15:09] you

[00:15:39] you

[00:16:09] you

[00:16:39] you

[00:17:09] you

[00:17:39] you

[00:18:09] Like I don't always keep the hammer next to me

[00:18:14] Like I ain't got a header to the left of me

[00:18:17] Like we ain't in these streets more than Sesame

[00:18:20] But that's your chicken while she texting me

[00:18:23] While she keep calling my phone speaking sexually

[00:18:26] Every time I'm out while she stressing me

[00:18:28] You call the Stephanie, I call the effing it

[00:18:31] I don't open doors for all

[00:18:34] I just want the neck, nothing more

[00:18:37] Shitty make it, make it a problem

[00:18:39] When you tired of your makein' me a call

[00:18:42] Like bitches talking

[00:18:44] I mean, tell me that's not the greatest shit you've ever heard!

[00:18:48] Chat, what is good though?

[00:18:49] Chat, what are some stream ideas y'all want to see in the next week slash ten days?

[00:18:56] What are some streams y'all want to see?

[00:18:59] Ground rules make them realistic, do not make them sexual, and make sure they're legal.

[00:19:06] What are these two ideas y'all want to see in the next seven to ten days y'all?

[00:19:10] Now's your time to just fire away, chat, fire away.

[00:19:15] Body blue collab.

[00:19:19] Fuck a fan, fuck a fan contest.

[00:19:23] God of War and the stream.

[00:19:27] Jerkmate ranked marathon.

[00:19:30] Going to Epstein's Island.

[00:19:32] Yeah, let's get some bands rolling out.

[00:19:34] rolling out see this is a great question that because we can actually clean this

[00:19:38] shit up let's get a lot of the bands going let's get it all right deadlock

[00:19:42] just waiting I honestly I'm just prolonging it every minute that goes

[00:19:48] on to have a good family of 14 minutes by the way every minute that goes on where

[00:19:54] I'm not on deadlock I'm not gonna I'm not gonna be deadlock brother chat

[00:19:59] Check check, Zoink beat orbit.

[00:20:02] Listen dude, if Zoink can beat orbit, I can beat that block.

[00:20:07] No ifs ands or buts about it.

[00:20:09] Check and I get a retweet.

[00:20:10] Check and I get a retweet.

[00:20:12] If Zoink can beat orbit, no fucking shit, I can beat that block.

[00:20:16] Check.

[00:20:17] You already know what I'm gonna say.

[00:20:20] Why can't I all time?

[00:20:24] Check out what I'm gonna say.

[00:20:27] I am 2023...

[00:20:29] GAMER!

[00:20:32] Yes, I'm dragging it.

[00:20:34] Yes, I'm gonna keep dragging it.

[00:20:36] I don't give a fuck.

[00:20:38] I will track that reward

[00:20:40] for the next 18 years

[00:20:42] if that's what I need to do.

[00:20:45] It's time.

[00:20:47] I don't know why, but deadlocks

[00:20:49] my progress never saves.

[00:20:51] Don't care.

[00:20:52] Fuck it.

[00:20:53] You don't even know how to make this level!

[00:20:55] Okay?

[00:20:56] Focus.

[00:20:57] Don't get mad.

[00:20:58] Don't get mad.

[00:20:59] You're not going to beat this level.

[00:21:00] It's your passion.

[00:21:01] That's it.

[00:21:02] Your passion.

[00:21:03] All good.

[00:21:04] All good.

[00:21:05] All good.

[00:21:06] All good.

[00:21:07] What I should do is I should practice.

[00:21:08] I should probably do practice mode in that first opening wave portion.

[00:21:12] You know what this is all about to do.

[00:21:24] I hate the practice mode music.

[00:21:29] The practice mode music is so rage inducing without trying to be rage.

[00:21:34] I really don't know how else to explain it.

[00:21:36] The practice mode music actually drives me fucking crazy.

[00:21:40] Better.

[00:21:41] This isn't going as planned.

[00:21:57] This is not going as planned.

[00:22:00] This is not going as planned.

[00:22:02] This is, uh, okay.

[00:22:04] What I gotta do is I gotta spend 5-10 minutes really learning this opening wave portion

[00:22:10] in bedrock. Point black period. That's what needs to be done.

[00:22:21] On that one I don't know what to do. When it reverses I don't know what to do.

[00:22:32] Okay, so spam. Spam. Spam and release. Wait! I got it. Spam and release.

[00:22:40] I got it released!

[00:22:46] Fuck!

[00:22:51] It's not even a spam.

[00:22:53] It's a double tap, release, and then I go back to inverse.

[00:22:57] I can do this.

[00:22:59] I know there's a lot of doubters, but brothers, I can beat this level.

[00:23:10] That was it, you see that, that was it!

[00:23:19] That was it!

[00:23:20] Right there!

[00:23:21] Did you see that?

[00:23:22] This is the last level of my jumpsuit ass journey.

[00:23:27] I'm gonna be set a goal that I would beat every main RobTop level.

[00:23:33] And that's what I'm gonna do.

[00:23:35] This is my only one left.

[00:23:38] And yeah, it's definitely the Harps.

[00:23:42] But that's it, that's what I gotta do.

[00:23:44] That's it, that's it, that's what I gotta do.

[00:23:48] It's double champ release!

[00:23:50] Fuck!

[00:24:38] I need to get a discord call with someone.

[00:24:43] I don't know.

[00:24:46] What am I supposed to do?

[00:24:47] That is the hardest individual wave portion

[00:24:50] I've ever seen in my entire life.

[00:24:52] I mean, let's say to me, I'm not uninstalling.

[00:24:54] Shut your little ass up, Joe.

[00:24:57] The next one's a ban.

[00:24:59] Do I make myself clear?

[00:25:03] Hi guys, call them.

[00:25:06] Hi guys, why call?

[00:25:08] What's up? What's going on?

[00:25:08] I'm just confused.

[00:25:09] Like maybe I haven't watched this game in a while.

[00:25:11] Is he objective to die?

[00:25:13] Is that the objective?

[00:25:17] No, the objective is not to die.

[00:25:20] I don't know.

[00:25:21] You just died at the same point

[00:25:23] for five minutes straight right there.

[00:25:24] Yeah.

[00:25:25] So, hi, bye.

[00:25:27] I don't know.

[00:25:28] Are they gonna beat it or?

[00:25:29] Yeah, it's not some quick thing.

[00:25:32] It's gonna be like a couple of...

[00:25:33] It's literally a jumping cube.

[00:25:35] Hi, bye.

[00:25:36] Hi, bye.

[00:25:37] This is not some easy task.

[00:25:40] Like this is gonna take weeks, okay?

[00:25:42] I'm not just gonna do, I'm not just gonna beat it.

[00:25:45] I have to break it down into individual portions

[00:25:48] and cut it like a pie.

[00:25:50] Beat that, beat that, beat that, beat that.

[00:25:52] I mean, you eat it all at once.

[00:25:54] Get the fuck out of my ear!

[00:25:55] Just, just tap, just tap, just tap your mouse button

[00:25:58] or you click one button in this game.

[00:26:00] I'm aware.

[00:26:01] I'm aware.

[00:26:02] I'm a fat fuck.

[00:26:03] Fuck

[00:26:08] Peace journey peace journey peace journey I I have no enemies

[00:26:17] It's oh, it's just one button it's just one button

[00:26:21] How hard could you I'm she that's really be it's just one button

[00:26:33] I can't stand there, but what do I do?

[00:26:39] Because I can't spin and I can't hold!

[00:26:43] So what do I do?

[00:26:44] Roundup!

[00:26:45] Roundup!

[00:26:46] What the fuck?

[00:27:03] Highlights pull up a deadlock trip takes some trips video now

[00:27:07] Highlights pull up a deadlock tips and tricks video

[00:27:12] now

[00:27:13] Now this isn't real you guys high-five calling again. Hi guys. Is there a reason why you're calling again?

[00:27:27] Alright

[00:27:33] Say that again. Say that again. You're right. It worked

[00:27:45] You're right. Oh my god, you're right. High-fives. Backshots tonight

[00:27:59] I'm not saying

[00:28:03] What do I do, Bear? What do I do on that portal? God!

[00:28:12] Dad, Colin. Yo, Dad, how's it going? Any advice?

[00:28:16] Yeah, I do. I just keep taking orders from my office.

[00:28:21] And what can I tell you?

[00:28:23] Well, I need to know what you're doing in my site.

[00:28:26] What are you doing in my site?

[00:28:28] You mean the 123?

[00:28:30] I need pay, pay, pay, pay, pay.

[00:28:33] 3 of them, that lives in a fuckin' bad,

[00:28:36] that's mom's house.

[00:28:38] And kids, you gotta fucking take action,

[00:28:41] to hurt them.

[00:28:42] Oh, you're talking about high-mines?

[00:28:43] Yeah, yes, yeah.

[00:28:44] I need, it takes 3,

[00:28:46] 11 years mom's head.

[00:28:49] I need all these moms dead,

[00:28:51] my life's 23%.

[00:28:53] It's dad.

[00:28:54] What the hi-mines says, I think I'll give you a clue.

[00:28:56] It's that, dad, you're one, oh my god, dad.

[00:28:58] You're 100% dad.

[00:29:00] on the money. You're gonna beat this in like before you go to a fan mail. I think you're

[00:29:05] gonna beat it. Beat it in the next 10 minutes, bet. Yes, sir. All right. Love you. Bye. Love you.

[00:29:10] Chad, I'm gonna be honest. I don't even know if I'm beating this before 2026.

[00:29:15] W. Dad, I don't even know if I'm beating this before 2026. Y'all, I actually don't know. Like,

[00:29:24] Chad, realistically, when am I beating this? Realistically, when am I beating this?

[00:29:30] It is 2026, that's what I'm saying, chat.

[00:29:37] Chat, I think it's going to take me 2027 to beat this level.

[00:29:42] I will go mid 2027, just get out.

[00:29:46] Never.

[00:29:50] So before the year already started, you have a better chance of landing on Mars.

[00:29:55] King Alex, legitimately, if you're not gonna show support, there's the fucking door.

[00:30:02] I-I mean, come on.

[00:30:05] I have a better chance of landing on Mars than being deadlocked.

[00:30:08] I mean, have a little faith, guys!

[00:30:11] Holy fuck!

[00:30:13] I'm not just some average show!

[00:30:15] I-I'm the 2020-

[00:30:17] Ah, okay.

[00:30:18] No, you know what? I am dragging it.

[00:30:20] I'm the 2023 gamer of the year.

[00:30:22] I don't- I don't- I don't wanna be taken lightly when I say this.

[00:30:27] I'm dragging that.

[00:30:28] Y'all can type, here we go.

[00:30:30] Y'all can type, here we go.

[00:30:32] Guys, I- I'm the 2023 Gator of the Year.

[00:30:34] I can do this.

[00:30:39] Listen, I was put on this earth not to have sex with women.

[00:30:44] I was put on this world not to be attacked.

[00:30:47] I was put on this world not to be killed.

[00:30:50] I was promised Earth to play video games!

[00:30:55] That's why I was put on this Earth!

[00:31:00] Gamer's Game on!

[00:31:02] Ta-da!

[00:31:05] Tap, tap, tap, tap, tap!

[00:31:14] AAAAAAAAH!

[00:31:17] It's so hard, it's so hard.

[00:31:19] yeah it's so hard it's so hard

[00:31:37] you know what I'm doing that's all that I need to like I need

[00:31:45] I need to join, I need to join, I need to join, this is bad, y'all.

[00:32:11] If I would've got through that...

[00:32:15] If I would have got through that one two three

[00:32:17] I'm telling you

[00:32:19] 20% is around the corner pull out your cocks guys. Oh, sorry. I'm sorry

[00:32:27] Pull out your Johnson's

[00:32:45] It's one, two, three, not one, one, two, fuck!

[00:32:49] It's one, two, three.

[00:32:51] I'm rushing it because I'm a pussy.

[00:32:54] Are you a rusher?

[00:32:56] Or a dragger?

[00:32:58] Or are you gonna be on my fucking time?

[00:33:04] That's the problem.

[00:33:05] Like, that's what it is.

[00:33:08] I need to be on time.

[00:33:10] I'm fucking rushing it.

[00:33:12] That's literally the name of this game, bro.

[00:33:15] Wait, I'm out of fart.

[00:33:17] Everybody, turn up your volume on your phone.

[00:33:20] Okay, that was literally a double spurt.

[00:33:23] There's no way you didn't hear that.

[00:33:25] Chad, that was, oh, it reeks.

[00:33:27] It actually legitimately smells terrible.

[00:33:30] It legitimately smells terrible.

[00:33:32] Okay, that's 430.

[00:33:34] One more run, one more run.

[00:33:35] It's 430. All right, fan mail time.

[00:33:37] Chad, it's not really you, it's just the copyfarts.

[00:33:41] That's all it is. I accept the coffee part. That's literally all it is, y'all.

[00:33:59] We're not allowed to get off until we get past 15%.

[00:34:03] We're not allowed to get off until we get past 15%.

[00:34:11] We are not allowed to get it off until we get a new vest.

[00:34:41] I just need motivation really quick.

[00:34:45] I just need motivation really quick.

[00:34:49] Susan!

[00:34:50] I've got a buddy rich here.

[00:34:54] I just need motivation.

[00:34:56] I just need motivation.

[00:35:01] Little trouble there.

[00:35:02] Top five movies of all time, by the way. Top five.

[00:35:05] Let's pick it up at 17.

[00:35:08] See?

[00:35:09] Five, six, and...

[00:35:16] Not quite my tempo.

[00:35:19] Here we go. Five, six, and...

[00:35:25] Top three movies of all time, actually.

[00:35:27] Downbeat on 18.

[00:35:29] Okay, here we go. Five, six, and...

[00:35:32] Five, six, and...

[00:35:35] Mark's 17, the end of four.

[00:35:38] Got it?

[00:35:39] I love it how he's just...

[00:35:41] I love it how he's just slowly approaching him

[00:35:44] and getting closer and closer with every second that goes on.

[00:35:48] Like, it's so intimidating.

[00:35:50] Imagine trying to perform in these conditions.

[00:35:53] Just some insane bald guy is just slowly approaching you.

[00:35:57] Five, six, seven.

[00:36:02] Not quite my tempo. It's all good. No worries. Here we go.

[00:36:06] Six.

[00:36:10] You're rushing. Here we go.

[00:36:12] See, he's rushing. That's my fucking issue with John Trudash.

[00:36:16] That's my fucking issue. And Goonig, honestly.

[00:36:19] It's not about rushing or dragging. It's about being on fucking time.

[00:36:24] That's what it's about.

[00:36:25] Ready? Okay.

[00:36:26] Five, six, ten.

[00:36:28] Dragon, just a hair.

[00:36:31] Wait for my cue.

[00:36:33] Five, six, seven.

[00:36:38] Rushing.

[00:36:40] Five, six, eight.

[00:36:43] Dragon.

[00:36:45] Five, six, eight.

[00:36:47] Dragon.

[00:36:49] Five, six, eight.

[00:36:58] Why do you suppose I just hurled a chair at your head, Nick?

[00:37:22] Dude, I forgot how peak this movie is.

[00:37:24] I forgot how peaked this fucking movie is dude.

[00:37:29] I don't know.

[00:37:30] True you do.

[00:37:31] The tempo?

[00:37:32] Were you rushing or were you dragging?

[00:37:36] I don't know.

[00:37:40] Start counting.

[00:37:41] Five, six, seven.

[00:37:42] In four, dammit, look at me.

[00:37:44] One, two, three, four, one, two, three, four.

[00:37:47] Okay, now this is illegal.

[00:37:48] Dude, you cannot, you cannot hit a student dude.

[00:37:53] Like, this is so unrealistic.

[00:37:56] Che, you cannot just start slapping a student.

[00:38:01] This is highly illegal.

[00:38:02] Highly.

[00:38:03] One, two, three, four.

[00:38:05] Now, was I rushing, or was I dragging?

[00:38:08] Count again.

[00:38:10] One, two, three, four.

[00:38:12] One, two, three, four.

[00:38:14] Rushing or dragging.

[00:38:15] So you do know the difference.

[00:38:18] If you deliberately sabotage my band, I will fuck you like a pig.

[00:38:22] Yo, dude, dude, at what point is it even worth being in ban?

[00:38:29] Dude, if this guy's breathing on my neck, I'm gonna be like get away from me, dude

[00:38:34] I don't even want to play drums this bad

[00:38:37] Do you know what I'm saying? At what point?

[00:38:40] Do you know what I mean? At what point is this to stop pausing bitch?

[00:38:45] You know what? Let's actually pause your time in the stream mods get him out. Just fucking get him out

[00:38:50] Mauds, hey brother, brother, I'll pause when I want you little sack of shit.

[00:38:58] Fuck. Get him out.

[00:39:00] No, are you a rusher? Or are you a dragger? Or are you going to be on my fucking time?

[00:39:06] I'm going to be on your time.

[00:39:09] What does that say?

[00:39:10] Quarter note equals two fifteen.

[00:39:11] Count me to two fifteen.

[00:39:12] I want to-

[00:39:13] Raidus, the top three movie of all time. That's all the motivation I need.

[00:39:20] It's about being home time.

[00:39:24] We're not rushing, we're not dragging.

[00:39:27] Home time.

[00:39:35] I rushed. I'm rushing.

[00:39:37] I'm rushing again. I'm such a pussy.

[00:39:41] I jammed onto this.

[00:39:50] I just gotta get 16% y'all.

[00:40:00] I'm such a fucking judge.

[00:40:04] Dragging I KNOW I KNOW I KNOW.

[00:40:15] I'm dragging, that's a drag, yep.

[00:40:17] I'm dragging on that.

[00:40:22] Rushing.

[00:40:39] Tips on a stick and call me Mark.

[00:40:42] I mean, I gotta clean this shit up.

[00:40:44] I'm playin' like dog shit!

[00:40:47] DOG SHIT!

[00:40:57] Dad talk.

[00:40:58] Yo, dad how's it goin'?

[00:41:00] Yeah, yeah, yeah, boh.

[00:41:02] Dad, what's your best part?

[00:41:06] Yeah, white plastic's like one of the greatest movies I've-

[00:41:11] We just released the last one tonight.

[00:41:14] First impressions

[00:41:33] Oh my god, dad the thing is with flash is a great movie. You just gotta see it

[00:41:44] No, I'm saying he likes to edit the moves.

[00:41:57] He's trying to be like a pro.

[00:42:00] Wait, Jack, run a pool. Is RipLabs good? Yes or no?

[00:42:07] He's trying to be a pro in drums.

[00:42:08] Trying to be like in a band.

[00:42:14] Dude, I'm telling you that's it.

[00:42:23] I mean, it's just a good movie.

[00:42:24] Wait, run a ball, run a ball.

[00:42:26] Isn't it past your attack?

[00:42:31] Wait, that's like insane ratings.

[00:42:33] I've seen it, it's really good.

[00:42:41] Well, let's see what the balls are.

[00:42:44] All right, let me guess.

[00:42:46] I don't know what to do on that, do I release, do I let go, fuck!

[00:42:57] Chad, what do I do on that, do I release?

[00:43:03] How does 28% of Chad think whiplash is not good?

[00:43:06] Did I miss fan mail?

[00:43:07] You did not miss fan mail!

[00:43:09] No!

[00:43:10] Well, we got 60% let's do it.

[00:43:13] Now, chat.

[00:43:16] Last thing I would say, chat.

[00:43:21] Before we rip fan mail.

[00:43:22] Chat, these are the teams we got for Sunday.

[00:43:27] Now, listen up.

[00:43:28] We have one team spot left.

[00:43:31] I don't know who we should get for last one.

[00:43:34] But chat, we got 14 players, seven teams confirmed.

[00:43:38] It's gonna be eight teams, two V2 tournament.

[00:43:41] This is going to be on Rocket League on Sunday.

[00:43:46] This is going to be a generational stream.

[00:43:48] Also Friday going to be a generational stream chat.

[00:43:52] We are wanting speed in Rocket League.

[00:43:55] I don't know how good he is.

[00:43:57] Best believe I'm going to bend him over a table in Rocket League.

[00:44:01] After that, right after we won Rocket League, we are going to be doing a streamer among

[00:44:06] us with speed Ron, Lacey, Marlon, Speeds Brother, XQC, and a couple of more people that I'm

[00:44:14] still asking. I think Joe's gonna play. Maybe we'll see. But yes, Friday and Sunday is gonna

[00:44:22] be peak. Friday and Sunday is gonna be peak. Yeah. Today we're 99 overs, uh, Squishers.

[00:44:29] But before we get on RL, it is time for the return of fan mail.

[00:44:37] It is time for the return of fan mail.

[00:44:41] Ladies and gents without further ado.

[00:44:44] Wait, Wednesday, 2-11.

[00:44:48] Ladies and gents without further ado.

[00:44:55] Let's rip some fan mail.

[00:44:57] Let's rip some ass open.

[00:44:59] Haberts, go full screen.

[00:45:05] Haberts, go full screen, turn the filter off.

[00:45:09] I'm gonna get a knife so I can cut these boxes open.

[00:45:14] Ah!

[00:45:21] Fair enough time.

[00:45:22] I'm Jonathan Space-Time.

[00:45:33] Three in the chat if you have a boner.

[00:45:35] Look at all this fan mail!

[00:45:38] Now chat, first thing I'm going to say, hi guys, first thing I'm going to say is chat

[00:45:49] If you want to send in fan mail, exclamation mark fan mail, do not, I repeat, not send

[00:45:59] in any sexual toys, any sexual books, any sexual magazines.

[00:46:06] Yes, all three of these things have happened.

[00:46:10] Round rule number two, if you're going to send in fan mail, do not send a bag of liquid

[00:46:16] shit from Slovakia. Am I clear? Am I clear, chat? Let's do it. Let's rip some fan mail,

[00:46:28] boys. Now, I need to get a knife. Chat. The fan mail address is pinned in the Twitch chat.

[00:46:38] So chat. Brother, if you want to send in fan mail, it's in the Twitch chat, dude. Oh my

[00:46:44] Oh God, I've been farting so much today.

[00:46:45] It's because of the coffee.

[00:46:54] I'm Dr. Spicestime.

[00:46:59] Okay, chat.

[00:47:00] I'm going to go tinkle, and when I get back,

[00:47:04] it's fan mail time.

[00:47:05] Hi, guys.

[00:47:06] I'm putting you in close watch of the stream.

[00:47:09] Can I trust you?

[00:47:11] We all be quick, tinkle break.

[00:47:14] Thank you.

[00:48:14] All right, y'all, all we've got to do for some fan mail.

[00:48:43] How are we ready for some fan mail, dude?

[00:48:45] Vape break!

[00:48:46] Yeah, bro.

[00:48:47] Vape break.

[00:48:48] I returned with a bottle of water.

[00:48:49] It's a vape break.

[00:48:52] You're a literal fucking genius, man.

[00:48:55] You're a genius, bro.

[00:48:56] Yeah!

[00:48:57] I went to go vape and then return with a bottle of water, dude.

[00:49:00] All right, let me get this camera sorted.

[00:49:09] Okay.

[00:49:11] Okay, this might be the loudest share in North America.

[00:49:15] Every time I move like a microstep, it's not a fart.

[00:49:20] Chad, it's not a fart.

[00:49:23] Every time I move, wait, what do you mean real voice?

[00:49:26] Hi, guys.

[00:49:30] Chad, stop fucking around, dude.

[00:49:34] Bro, Chad, I don't know how to explain it.

[00:49:36] It's like, hey, Jynxie, I'm watching you

[00:49:39] while taking a shit right now.

[00:49:41] Chopper 2010, appreciate you for letting me know that.

[00:49:48] Thank you for letting me know that your glutes

[00:49:49] are spread open while you're taking a shit

[00:49:52] in your toilet and watching the stream.

[00:49:56] Is there any other information

[00:49:58] you'd like to share with us, Chopper?

[00:50:00] Does that anything leak your interest?

[00:50:05] Ladies and gentlemen, it's fan mail time.

[00:50:09] Ladies and gentlemen, it is fan mail time.

[00:50:13] Chat, Airac is not in my fucking room, alright?

[00:50:17] You guys do this every time I remove my green screen, you guys just say Airac.

[00:50:21] Where could he be? He's not in my room. Stop!

[00:50:25] It's just an Airac video.

[00:50:29] Without further ado, let's rip fan mail. Okay, there's so many packages, y'all.

[00:50:33] Bro, there's some packages in here

[00:50:37] from like, literal months ago that I've never opened.

[00:50:45] Okay, that's okay.

[00:50:52] Let's rip it.

[00:50:53] Guys, I'm gonna keep it a buck.

[00:50:58] Guys, I'm gonna keep it a buck.

[00:50:59] We have like 30 packages.

[00:51:01] Now, the first package of the day!

[00:51:05] This right here is from Ubisoft Montreal, in other words, the guys that made Rainbow

[00:51:14] 6.7.

[00:51:17] This is literally from Ubisoft in Canada.

[00:51:21] Now they said it's like a 10 year anniversary and they said to open it on stream.

[00:51:28] Well I asked if I was allowed to put it on stream and then they said yes, of course.

[00:51:32] So this is first package, oh my God, this thing's sealed shut here.

[00:51:44] Dude, this thing is sealed y'all.

[00:51:46] Chad, this thing is, bro, this thing is sealed y'all.

[00:51:52] Oh my, there we go.

[00:51:56] Oh, wait a minute, from Rainbow Six Siege.

[00:52:03] Look at this, this is all I can see right now, look at this chat.

[00:52:09] Rainbow Six Siege, and there's a letter.

[00:52:14] These are letters, chat.

[00:52:16] Okay, first things first, read the letter.

[00:52:20] What's inside?

[00:52:22] Spoilers ahead.

[00:52:24] Maybe I shouldn't read this?

[00:52:26] It says spoilers.

[00:52:28] Maybe I should not read this.

[00:52:29] Okay.

[00:52:30] Let's just rip it.

[00:52:31] Let's just rip it open.

[00:52:34] Look at that.

[00:52:36] That looks insane.

[00:52:38] Rainbow Six Siege 10 year anniversary.

[00:52:47] A nail fell out of my chair, but I think the package is intact.

[00:53:07] That was not anticipated.

[00:53:09] Brothers, a nail put out of my chair, but I think the package is intact.

[00:53:16] Uh, I don't know if this thing's going to lift.

[00:53:21] We got it.

[00:53:23] This is like the heaviest package we've ever opened.

[00:53:26] Rainbow Six Siege 10 year anniversary.

[00:53:28] I just got to get this thing open, man.

[00:53:31] Get it open.

[00:53:32] There we go.

[00:53:33] Put it out, put it out.

[00:53:35] Put it out.

[00:53:36] Pause.

[00:53:37] Okay.

[00:53:51] Without God, I'm breaking everything in this room.

[00:53:53] Without further ado,

[00:53:55] Rainbow Sixty-Each 10th Year Anniversary Care Package.

[00:54:01] From Directly, from We Stop the Montreal.

[00:54:07] Go down again, don't fall again chair.

[00:54:11] Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!

[00:54:15] Whoa!

[00:54:17] Tom Clancy's rainbow six-seed's 10th year anniversary.

[00:54:28] Caveira literally take a dump on my chest.

[00:54:31] It says 60!

[00:54:33] How about zoom in?

[00:54:38] It says 60.

[00:54:42] It says 60.

[00:54:44] Oh my god.

[00:54:46] Okay, okay, okay.

[00:54:48] Bro, they made this for me too?

[00:54:51] Okay.

[00:54:54] Okay.

[00:54:56] Okay.

[00:55:05] God, it's really wedged in there.

[00:55:10] Rainbow six-eight-tenth year anniversary.

[00:55:17] Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

[00:55:20] Wait a minute. It's a Tachanka helmet?

[00:55:23] Hold up.

[00:55:26] Oh my god!

[00:55:31] No way! There's actually no fucking way!

[00:55:35] Brothers! This is a...

[00:55:40] What is this?

[00:55:41] I'm assuming I'm going to need this later.

[00:55:49] Oh my god!

[00:55:52] Chad, it's a to-talk-a helmet. It's a literal to-talk-a helmet.

[00:55:56] That is literally Kichalka's helmet.

[00:56:18] RMG, mountain lord.

[00:56:25] What is this? What is this?

[00:56:29] What is this?

[00:56:31] I can blow something up. Wait, can I? Or no.

[00:56:39] That's for his helmet. I get it now.

[00:56:48] Chad, you know that's a chump, bro, this is so fire.

[00:56:51] Chad, you know that's a chump, that elite, where he's shirtless?

[00:56:59] Ask me, I open up!

[00:57:02] Chad, look at this shit, bro!

[00:57:04] Let's mount it.

[00:57:06] Chad, let's mount the helmet, dude.

[00:57:09] Wait, that might have to be in there better.

[00:57:10] That's not in there sturdily enough.

[00:57:12] That is not in there sturdily enough.

[00:57:15] Pause.

[00:57:16] Okay, definitely. Okay, do not clip this.

[00:57:20] I have to.

[00:57:22] Okay, stop. All right, stop. Stop typing stupid shit.

[00:57:28] Let's be adults for like three seconds here.

[00:57:33] Can we be adults for three seconds?

[00:57:41] I'm pretty sure I'm gonna be doing nothing.

[00:57:44] Nice chance, bro. This is what I'm talking about.

[00:57:50] Uh, Rainbow Six Siege, this is literally fire.

[00:57:53] Like, this is literally fire.

[00:57:58] This is literally fire.

[00:58:07] Tell me that's not the coolest thing you've ever seen in your entire life.

[00:58:11] A real life T'Chanka helmet, but wait, there's more.

[00:58:18] Why's my shirt off?

[00:58:19] I literally don't even remember taking my shirt off

[00:58:22] on everything I love.

[00:58:24] I have no recollection of taking my shirt off.

[00:58:28] Where is my shirt?

[00:58:32] Oh, it's because of the T'Chanka lead, that's why.

[00:58:36] Sleigh, sister.

[00:58:37] Okay, we're off to a 10 out of 10 start to this fan mail and we got 30 packages.

[00:58:46] They sent another one.

[00:58:47] Now this is a smaller box, but look it says Jinxie on it.

[00:58:52] Shout out R6.

[00:58:54] It says Jinxie on it.

[00:58:58] I should probably sit back down now, right?

[00:59:00] Wait, there's another package in it.

[00:59:06] Wait a second, is this something we're closing?

[00:59:16] Holy... is that the police?

[00:59:26] Can you all hear that police siren? GG somebody's going to jail. Okay I'm not gonna lie. Chat

[00:59:39] is this Riz if I wear this. A rainbow six siege hoodie? I mean this wouldn't, I mean

[00:59:49] shallots beyond it's i'm not getting late anyways

[00:59:52] guys let's keep it about week this week wait wait wait wait hold up

[00:59:56] wait this is going to wait

[00:59:58] it's going to talk

[01:00:00] it's going to talk

[01:00:06] how do you think it up again

[01:00:08] shall we be honest i've never really learned this skill

[01:00:19] 10 years. Oh, how's it going? Um, what is a girl's name? How's it going, Vanessa? Oh,

[01:00:28] you see this right here? Yeah, she's my name.

[01:00:31] Chad is this Riz. Can I get a yes over now? Chad is this Riz. You look like a pussy. Okay.

[01:00:41] Chad, isn't this Riz, y'all?

[01:00:44] Fuck no.

[01:00:46] One more package from R6.

[01:00:48] I'm gonna be honest, this one's shaped like a wiener.

[01:00:55] A big one, though.

[01:00:57] Definitely a girthy one.

[01:01:01] No.

[01:01:04] No, they didn't.

[01:01:10] they didn't know the fuck they did it. Yeager Black-Eyes is gonna be in this.

[01:01:14] Ubisoft are you? Wait why did I just start jumping like that? From Rainbow Six Siege

[01:01:23] directly in Ubisoft Montreal the first ever IRL Alpha Packet. Everybody lock

[01:01:31] in! If there's Yeager Black-Eyes in this we're counting it. I don't care. First

[01:01:37] First pack of the day.

[01:01:39] First pack of the day.

[01:01:42] Oh my God, it's the OG Alpha pack.

[01:01:44] First pack of the day, let's open it

[01:01:46] and see what's inside.

[01:01:49] Please be Yager Black-Eyes.

[01:01:51] Please be Yager Black-Eye.

[01:01:56] It's a Habana Chibi.

[01:01:59] That looks like a key chain.

[01:02:01] Why is it kind of glittering?

[01:02:03] Okay, love it.

[01:02:05] Next Alpha pack.

[01:02:07] So the first out of the pack was a Hibana Charm.

[01:02:09] This is from Rainbow.

[01:02:12] Next out of the pack,

[01:02:14] crispy Yeager Black Ice.

[01:02:16] Crispy Yeager Black Ice.

[01:02:20] A Blackbeard Charm.

[01:02:21] Ubisoft, Ubisoft, Ubisoft I love, I appreciate it.

[01:02:26] Where is the Yeager Black Ice?

[01:02:28] I'll even take a replica, just come on.

[01:02:31] Come on!

[01:02:36] Last one.

[01:02:37] Welcome to Charm. Is this a joke? No, no, no, no. Ubisoft, appreciate it. I'm trying

[01:02:46] to not roundhouse my setup right now. So Rainbow Six Siege sends me not one, not two, but three

[01:02:53] alphabets. And none of them have Yeager Black. I said it. Word to bro. But I do appreciate

[01:03:00] Jack, nonetheless, thank you to Rainbow Six Siege for sending me the 10-year anniversary

[01:03:08] loot.

[01:03:09] Also, shout out to Rainbow Six Siege for literally changing my life.

[01:03:15] If it was not for Rainbow Six Siege, Chad, if it was not for that game, I legitimately

[01:03:19] have no idea what I'll be doing right now.

[01:03:22] I would probably be working a job that I literally hate if it wasn't for Rainbow Six

[01:03:26] Siege.

[01:03:27] Shout out to our sex brother

[01:03:30] It's out of to be soft

[01:03:32] You know

[01:03:33] Ubisoft might not have the best game. They might not have the best anti-cheat

[01:03:38] But that is a company that actually cares about the creators which is refreshing to see

[01:03:48] Next time out of the day

[01:03:50] Now these are gonna be from the chat. All right, no longer from Ubi

[01:03:54] These are gonna be from the chat. Yeah

[01:03:56] Next fan mail out of day coming in. I didn't even read the name. That is my fault. I'm so sorry. Oh my god. Wait

[01:04:05] Shout out high-bives and go Steelers PS add a goon corner, please

[01:04:13] For anyone that thinks I'm making this shit up from Shane

[01:04:17] Shane we're not adding a goon corner with all due respect

[01:04:21] Respect we're not adding you to goon corner shame get your life together

[01:04:31] What a start to the fan mail I mean what a start we got 30 packages y'all

[01:04:36] 30 if you want to send in fan mail

[01:04:38] Come to the twitch chat exclamation mark fan mail

[01:04:42] When you do that I can't open this good God when you do that the link is gonna come up, dude

[01:04:48] When you that the link is gonna come up?

[01:04:51] Brother, I'm a Bucks fan.

[01:05:01] I mean, brother, brother, I'm a Bucks fan.

[01:05:04] Like what is this?

[01:05:05] Are you trying to convert me?

[01:05:07] Legitimately.

[01:05:09] Are you trying to convert me?

[01:05:10] Brother, I'm a Bucks fan, dude.

[01:05:15] Okay, this guy's sent in a blanket.

[01:05:20] actually wholesome oh my god you can't you can't you actually can't make this

[01:05:27] shit up you legitimately cannot make he sent any blanket which I proceeded to

[01:05:33] say is wholesome and on the blanket he's still promoting a tick tock my god

[01:05:43] Next day I'm out of bed.

[01:05:50] Next day I'm out of bed.

[01:05:58] Chat.

[01:06:00] Listen to me and listen to me clearly.

[01:06:03] You guys have sent me enough dog food to last for nine lifetimes.

[01:06:10] Okay?

[01:06:11] We have dog food! You guys have sent me enough dog food for a hundred dogs!

[01:06:20] I don't even know what to do with this!

[01:06:25] How about I give it to my mom? She's gonna probably give it to a shelter.

[01:06:29] It's not for Rufus. Rufus doesn't exist. Rufus is in Reno!

[01:06:37] Next day I'm out for the day.

[01:06:41] Wait a minute, this is actually useful.

[01:06:52] Stress Buster, a desktop punching ball, having a bad day, great.

[01:06:58] Stress relief for the off-home-and-office, wait a second, wait, this is the most useful,

[01:07:06] amazing, hell if I never thought of this.

[01:07:09] I would have thought of buying one of these myself.

[01:07:12] Bro, lose a rocket league game to a smurf, punch the ball.

[01:07:17] Get DDoS in rainbow six each, punch the ball.

[01:07:20] Get ZimDot in rainbow six each, punch the ball.

[01:07:24] Die in deadlock, 1,000 times, putt.

[01:07:30] All you gotta do is just blow it up.

[01:07:34] And it literally came with a ball pump.

[01:07:37] It literally came with a ballpoint.

[01:07:39] Oh my God.

[01:07:41] Best fan mail broke by tomorrow's stream.

[01:07:44] I'm gonna have this set up.

[01:07:46] I'm not gonna set it up now

[01:07:47] because we got a lot of packages open.

[01:07:49] By tomorrow's stream,

[01:07:50] I'm gonna have this set up right there.

[01:07:53] Shout out to this guy.

[01:07:55] That is a useful fan mail.

[01:07:57] W fan mail.

[01:07:58] Now, like this is literally one of our best fan mails ever

[01:08:01] off the rim.

[01:08:04] Aside from the guy who sent in a blanket,

[01:08:06] It's off, Ronny, just take a talk.

[01:08:08] Which mind you, that guy's done like hoodies, shirt,

[01:08:11] I mean socks, anything you can think of,

[01:08:15] you just slap the stick dog on it.

[01:08:17] Next time I'm out of there.

[01:08:36] Another one. Wait, what are the odds?

[01:08:41] Two guys, two completely different packages.

[01:08:47] The same exact family. What are the odds?

[01:08:52] Legitimately. Oh my god.

[01:08:56] What are the odds? Shout it out to both of y'all, dude.

[01:08:58] Okay. This is a big one. This is from Jackson from Oklahoma. Wait. Yes. No. Yes. Oklahoma.

[01:09:09] Where'd I put my knife? Where'd I put my knife? Oh, no. Did I lose my knife? That's not good

[01:09:19] because I might accidentally step on that. Chad, do y'all know where I put it? It's gotta

[01:09:25] under me, right? Wait, chat, where did I put my knife? It's not up my ass. It's not in my ass.

[01:09:34] Check your ass. Oh my god, I found it. It was on the couch, chat. It was not up my ass.

[01:09:42] See, I'm trying to not show you all the other side of the box because it literally has

[01:09:57] his address on it.

[01:09:59] Like, I gotta be more careful with the knives.

[01:10:03] I'm gonna end up cutting myself, I'm not careful.

[01:10:06] Okay, this is a big package.

[01:10:11] Bro, this is a big package.

[01:10:20] This might be the biggest package of the day.

[01:10:22] That's what she said.

[01:10:25] Sorry.

[01:10:26] I need to mature.

[01:10:30] I can't get it open, man!

[01:10:47] There we go.

[01:10:48] Woo!

[01:10:49] Finally!

[01:10:50] Woo!

[01:10:51] What is this?

[01:10:58] Jynxie enjoy the keyboard.

[01:11:00] Jax?

[01:11:02] Wait!

[01:11:04] I saw this guy's TikTok while he was making it.

[01:11:08] Oh my God.

[01:11:10] To Jynxie enjoy the keyboard from Jax.

[01:11:14] Guys, it is heavy.

[01:11:18] And this is gonna be sick.

[01:11:23] No way.

[01:11:24] Jax!

[01:11:26] No way!

[01:11:28] Oh my God. Oh my God. Chat, it is a keyboard of a screenshot taken of the greatest stream

[01:11:42] we've ever done on this channel. Oh, bro, he packaged this so nicely. Is this black

[01:11:50] ice bro it's black ice themed keyboard and it is a historical moment of the

[01:11:59] greatest stream we've ever done on this channel chat oh my god there's a jinksy

[01:12:04] keycap at the top I just noticed that jacks this is literally beautiful bro

[01:12:09] oh my god jacks this is legitimately beautiful made by jacks bro I saw him

[01:12:19] making this, but I didn't want to see the final product chat.

[01:12:22] Is that not gorgeous?

[01:12:24] Oh my God.

[01:12:25] Jackson.

[01:12:26] I love you brother.

[01:12:26] Thank you so much.

[01:12:29] Now let's say to that ASMR ASMR.

[01:12:32] And it is literally from the greatest stream ever that we ever did.

[01:12:37] Wow.

[01:12:38] W Jackson and Jackson love you brother.

[01:12:39] Thank you so much.

[01:12:41] I'm going to set this up tomorrow as well.

[01:12:44] Actually, I could just set it up right now.

[01:12:45] All I gotta do is just plug in the USB.

[01:12:49] Wait, let's see if this works right now.

[01:12:50] Jacks, I'm gonna try to set this up right now.

[01:12:52] Hold up.

[01:12:53] I mean, what a f-

[01:12:54] Like, this is such a great fan mail day.

[01:12:57] This is such an amazing fan mail day, dude.

[01:13:00] Oh my God.

[01:13:03] I mean, this might be one of our greatest fan mails ever.

[01:13:08] Yep, look, the keyboard lit on instantly.

[01:13:10] Chat, it lights up!

[01:13:11] Ooh!

[01:13:13] It lights up!

[01:13:15] Chat, look at KC poo right there, and then there's me.

[01:13:19] This is still my favorite stream of all time chat hands down bro. Look at this. This is gorgeous. Jacks. This is literally amazing

[01:13:28] Jacks. Thank you so much. Very thoughtful, bro. Thank you, my boy

[01:13:31] W. Jacks

[01:13:34] Yeah, this might be the best family we've ever had

[01:13:37] literally, I mean

[01:13:39] This might be the best family we've ever hacked

[01:13:42] Wait what? Hi guys, what did I do? Did I leak something? They're saying I leaked my

[01:13:52] Wi-Fi. WKs? Yes, WKs. Jack, that is, I mean this is the great, this is, in my opinion,

[01:14:00] Jack's, this is probably one of my favorite fan mails I've ever been said. Brother, it's

[01:14:05] a black ice themed keyboard, and it's me in case, bro. Jack's, thank you so much, dude.

[01:14:10] That is literally amazing, Jax. You're a legend.

[01:14:14] Jax, what did I leak?

[01:14:16] What did I leak?

[01:14:19] Hi, guys. Did I leak?

[01:14:22] I leaked my ZIM? I don't have a ZIM.

[01:14:25] Wi-Fi?

[01:14:28] Nothing. Okay, Jax, stop.

[01:14:30] Bro, stop trying to troll me.

[01:14:35] Jax, seriously, thank you so much, bro.

[01:14:37] That is awesome.

[01:14:39] That is my new Permanent Keyboard, thank you.

[01:14:42] Okay, next up, this one is, let me say this clearly, this one is from Jynxsy Stinky.

[01:14:53] One, that's not my name.

[01:14:55] Two, it should be two Jynxsy Stinky, not from Jynxsy Stinky.

[01:15:00] Also, I smell signs, like I don't, I'm not one of those people who spams cologne, but I shower every day.

[01:15:08] every day. I smell fine. Let's stop. I don't smell bad. Chad, if any of y'all have ever

[01:15:14] interacted with me, I smell normal. From Ann Arbor, Michigan. I've actually been

[01:15:22] there. Ann Arbor, Michigan.

[01:15:28] What is this? Ann Arbor, Michigan is one of the few places I've been to.

[01:15:37] beautiful part of it. I had a lost for words. It's a shirt. Wait. Okay, I am not

[01:15:55] this skinny. Wait, maybe I am. I can fit into this. How to pick up chicks. Okay.

[01:16:03] Okay. Okay. Dude. I mean, okay. You know what? I kind of like it. You know what I mean? I kind of

[01:16:13] like it. It's sort of, it's sort of, it's sort of rizzy. Oh, this is also from Jinxie Stinky,

[01:16:19] the same guy set two shirts. This is also a shirt I can tell by the texture.

[01:16:33] All right, why first question why is the shirt literally the size of my door?

[01:16:40] I mean guys I don't guys I'm five foot eleven one hundred okay five foot ten

[01:16:48] one hundred and sixty three pounds like I'm plain and simply never even coming

[01:16:54] close to fitting into this like dude I'm not gonna fit in this too small might be

[01:17:01] a tight fit tight squeeze it'll be snug guys I'm not a giant I'm not a giant what

[01:17:11] like bro even if you send in a good shirt or a bad shirt I'm never gonna be

[01:17:16] able to fit into that I would be better off using that as a blanket and no it's

[01:17:21] not Elon grateful it's not Elon grateful guys he sent you an assured that is the

[01:17:27] I don't fit into that! I'm not fat!

[01:17:35] It has nothing to do with being grateful, y'all. I can't fit into it.

[01:17:57] This is probably the most wholesome family out of all time.

[01:18:03] Is this like a kawara?

[01:18:08] Thank you.

[01:18:09] Is this a kawara?

[01:18:10] Chat, what is that?

[01:18:13] It's not Mike.

[01:18:14] Chat, it's not Mike.

[01:18:15] That's not Mike.

[01:18:17] Guys, it's not Mike.

[01:18:19] Wait.

[01:18:20] It is Mike.

[01:18:26] He's holding a fish.

[01:18:29] That is Mike.

[01:18:30] OK.

[01:18:32] Guys, I didn't kill Mike.

[01:18:34] I don't know.

[01:18:35] It's not fly high.

[01:18:37] Jack, it's not fly high.

[01:18:39] I did not kill Mike.

[01:18:41] It's not fly high.

[01:18:42] I didn't kill him.

[01:18:53] Mr. Heavy One.

[01:18:55] I mean, chat, I'm gonna be honest.

[01:18:57] We're literally probably not even halfway done.

[01:19:00] We're not even 30% done.

[01:19:02] One of the best fan mails ever.

[01:19:11] Is this a pillow?

[01:19:14] Hey, JXC, my name is Maxim Harris.

[01:19:16] I am 14 and I watch you on YouTube a lot

[01:19:19] for your R6 stuff.

[01:19:21] I know you rage a lot when you play.

[01:19:22] I do too.

[01:19:24] This is why I invented the Rage Pad?

[01:19:35] So you put it...

[01:19:42] Wait, that actually kind of worked. That wasn't painful at all.

[01:19:51] Wait, that actually wasn't painful at all.

[01:19:54] I mean, it works. It works. Fist me. What does that have to do with anything that's happening?

[01:20:06] I'm not fisting you. W. Max, bro. I felt no pain. Normal when I hit my desk at Earth.

[01:20:17] This is a heavy fan mail, this one's heavy.

[01:20:20] Make a swift incision right here.

[01:20:33] Gotta love fan mail.

[01:20:34] Chat if you wanna be in the next fan mail video,

[01:20:36] exclamation mark fan mail, send in fan mail.

[01:20:40] You guys know the ground rules,

[01:20:41] I'm not gonna say them again.

[01:20:42] I have enough dog food for like 86,000 years.

[01:21:02] Like, chat, I have enough, dude, I have too much dog food.

[01:21:10] We're going to give this away to local dogs and animal shelters.

[01:21:19] Thank you, but hold on about a fart, okay, y'all have, oh my God, y'all have to have

[01:21:28] heard that.

[01:21:29] I've been farting, dude, I've been farting so much.

[01:21:33] Did y'all hear that?

[01:21:34] Hi, Vices.

[01:21:35] Hi Vices, the mic picked that up, yes or no?

[01:21:39] It's not really you, it's totally normal to fart.

[01:21:43] All y'all typing you act like you guys have never farted before.

[01:21:48] Y'all act like you've never farted.

[01:21:52] Okay, this is to Jinxie from Texas.

[01:22:01] There's no name on this.

[01:22:07] It's big.

[01:22:08] This is a big one.

[01:22:10] Down by it.

[01:22:12] This is a big...

[01:22:21] disinfecting wipes.

[01:22:51] Yep, W. Rowdy, yep.

[01:23:08] I still don't know, what was the point of disinfecting wipes?

[01:23:15] I'm pretty clean.

[01:23:17] Hey, Jixi, I actually really enjoy the streams and I hope you have a great 2026. Shout out Monday, Mike and Terry the Turtle. Seven if fat.

[01:23:28] Can we not chat?

[01:23:47] Bitch, please, I'm from Tarpon Springs, okay?

[01:23:52] I'm not.

[01:23:53] I'm literally not.

[01:23:55] I'm not from Tarpon Springs.

[01:23:57] How did you get a book on this?

[01:23:59] Okay, he did.

[01:24:01] It's like a journal.

[01:24:03] I'm not from Tarpon Springs, chef.

[01:24:06] Stop!

[01:24:07] Next year, I'm out of the day.

[01:24:10] Dude, this is one of those ones that I literally haven't opened in like months, yo.

[01:24:15] I have not opened this in literally months.

[01:24:30] Since you won't listen to your viewers and feud Ronnie, here is some food for him.

[01:24:34] You seem to be struggling with the fisherman, so here's a fish slap.

[01:24:38] Bro, this fan mail is from, this is about from a year ago.

[01:24:44] Dude, like 8 months, like dude, I have forgot to open this package for literally a year.

[01:25:06] Jeff Rode's not fucking real!

[01:25:14] Next fan mail, Artee!

[01:25:24] To Jinxy from Irvine, California.

[01:25:37] Aison de la bleue, extrême de perfume.

[01:25:44] Common?

[01:25:52] Don't mind if I, don't mind if I dare.

[01:26:00] All right, un bias rating.

[01:26:07] Slightly too strong, but it does smell really good 7.9 out of 10

[01:26:17] Next fan mail of a day from Logan who is from Cedar Bluff, Virginia

[01:26:26] I've never even heard of that city, but Logan shout out to you my boy from Virginia

[01:26:37] Locked in supplements. Mango 15. Neutropic energy pouches. Oh shit. Dude, I used to get

[01:26:52] hooked on shit like this. Brother. I used to get hooked on this. Wait, there's... Whoa!

[01:27:02] Wait a minute.

[01:27:06] I know that logo, Call of Duty Black Ops 2, yes.

[01:27:12] This is the greatest Call of Duty ever made by the way, if you disagree, you're an idiot.

[01:27:25] What'd you look at that? Call of duty black ops 2

[01:27:37] Just seeing this has unlocked so many fucking memories, bro

[01:27:44] Call of duty black ops 2 this is the game that got me into games

[01:27:49] Look at it right here chat. Oh my god. That is the disc xbox 360

[01:27:55] the greatest Call of Duty ever made.

[01:28:00] Wow, I'm, bro, I'm going to be honest,

[01:28:03] I might just keep this as like a fucking relic

[01:28:06] for like 60 years.

[01:28:08] And I'm just going to give it to my grandson

[01:28:10] and be like, son, this is the greatest game ever made.

[01:28:17] Wow.

[01:28:19] Call of Duty Black Ops 2, man.

[01:28:21] The game that changed my life, dude.

[01:28:23] That is the game that got me in the games, Logan.

[01:28:26] That's probably like the nicest gift ever.

[01:28:29] Holy shit.

[01:28:34] Revive it, bro.

[01:28:34] You can't play Black Ops 2.

[01:28:36] Chad, I tried to play Black Ops 2 with like stopping

[01:28:40] like two, three years ago off stream.

[01:28:42] Bro, there's hackers in every game.

[01:28:44] Bro, if there was no hackers in VO2, I would play VO2.

[01:28:46] I would stream VO2.

[01:28:48] Bro, oh my God, I love that game so much.

[01:28:53] Ted, imagine we did like a BO2 tournament with like a bunch of streamers.

[01:28:58] That'll be so fun. Like 2v2s. Hey, Kimmich. Put on the choker like a good boy and meow

[01:29:07] for the chat from Ted. Ted, does your last name happen to be Bundy? I mean, guys,

[01:29:15] look at him. Look at what he's sending. This is real. Like, this is somebody

[01:29:20] legitimately sent this. I'm not chibbied by the way. Check this guy's hard drive.

[01:29:44] Oh my god.

[01:29:50] So, here's what we need to do.

[01:29:55] All of the moderators in the chat, we need to find Ted's Twitch account and cross-band

[01:30:03] Ted on every possible Twitch account he can make and get an IP ban from the stream.

[01:30:10] Ted, you just sent me a choker, which is already out of pocket enough, but to add a

[01:30:16] cherry on top the choker says daddy's girl I'm not wearing that chat I'm not

[01:30:24] I'm not wearing that I'm not wearing a choker that says daddy's girl no

[01:30:31] Another shirt. Let's see what it says. It's a tarpon springs thing you wouldn't understand.

[01:30:52] I'm not from there!

[01:30:55] Oh my god!

[01:30:58] I'm not from Dumpett Springs!

[01:31:03] That Alexa clip still haunts me to this day.

[01:31:07] I mean, it was in 2022, by the way.

[01:31:20] Next fan mail out of the day.

[01:31:22] Quick snap.

[01:31:29] What?

[01:31:34] Oh, he slept later.

[01:31:39] Hey, Jinxie, I was wondering if you could take some pictures and send the camera to me.

[01:31:45] Instructions are on the box.

[01:31:47] Instructions are on the box. You have to send the fully used camera to there's his address.

[01:31:55] No rush taking pics from miles. Here is my number.

[01:32:06] I want to show you guys what he just sent. Because this is the most insane thing I've ever received.

[01:32:14] without question, but it has his address on it. So,

[01:32:30] Jinsi, I was wondering if you could take some pictures and send the camera to me.

[01:32:35] Instructions on box. You have to send the fully used camera to blank blank blank

[01:32:44] Minnesota, or texted to 612 blank blank blank blank blank blank blank blank blank no rush taking pics

[01:33:03] So miles

[01:33:08] Wait, it's a tiktok trend. Oh, I thought he was gonna try to murderer me

[01:33:14] I thought he wanted me to like send a dead pig.

[01:33:19] It's a TikTok trend.

[01:33:21] Bro, I feel so much more at ease.

[01:33:27] I thought he was going to literally try to murder me.

[01:33:34] Ship this to Jinxie Stewart.

[01:33:37] Not my name.

[01:33:40] It's a shirt.

[01:33:42] Okay, we got a t-shirt, that's wholesome.

[01:33:48] Wrong way?

[01:33:51] It's him again.

[01:33:53] I mean...

[01:33:56] Is this guy fucking serious?

[01:33:59] Clip by Zeal, you have to stop, bro. You literally, like, please.

[01:34:03] You have to stop, dude.

[01:34:07] You have to stop. You have to stop, bro.

[01:34:12] Okay, next up I'm out of the deck.

[01:34:17] This is from...

[01:34:19] Bell?

[01:34:20] Or no, Daytona Beach.

[01:34:21] It's actually in four weapons.

[01:34:22] This guy's close range.

[01:34:23] I don't even know what this is.

[01:34:24] My ax only ripped.

[01:34:25] This guy's close range.

[01:34:31] I don't even know what this is.

[01:34:42] My ax only ripped it.

[01:34:45] Oh no.

[01:34:46] I was trying to...

[01:34:48] Who the fuck is this bro I didn't mean to grip I didn't mean to rip it I didn't mean

[01:35:06] the Ripley, y'all. Oh, no. It's a mask? Oh, it's Rip. Oh, God. Oh, fuck. Oh, God. Oh,

[01:35:17] shit. I'm sorry. I wasn't, bro. I'm sorry. I was not trying to break your gift. I'm sorry,

[01:35:24] Alright, next band mail.

[01:35:43] I 3-starred your mom.

[01:35:47] I'm not ever gonna fucking wear that!

[01:35:52] It's mad disrespectful, y'all.

[01:35:55] Mad disrespectful, y'all.

[01:35:58] J.D. Cobb?

[01:36:01] Hi, guys.

[01:36:02] What is up, dude?

[01:36:03] It's all right, what's going on?

[01:36:07] Wait, so I thought you got the Ronnie Plushie.

[01:36:09] That's pretty good.

[01:36:11] Started the champ so far.

[01:36:15] How many of those do you have, by the way?

[01:36:18] Ronnie Plushie is probably 27.

[01:36:22] I love that. Let's keep setting them in. That's just a lot of...

[01:36:24] Um, anyways, juicy, you didn't break it. You have to wear the beard.

[01:36:30] Oh! Oh, oh, oh, I'm not supposed to break the gift.

[01:36:34] Obviously, High Vibes, I wasn't intentionally trying to break the gift.

[01:36:38] You fucking idiot.

[01:36:40] No, don't fuck.

[01:36:42] I know you can't grow facial hair, so he's trying to help you out.

[01:36:46] You low, testosterone fucking bitch.

[01:36:50] So craft, grab the beard and put it on.

[01:37:04] Come on.

[01:37:07] Are you happy now?

[01:37:09] Oh my God.

[01:37:11] Are you ha-

[01:37:12] It's hair on my-

[01:37:14] It's hair on my-

[01:37:16] It's hair on my-

[01:37:17] It's hair on my-

[01:37:18] It's hair on my-

[01:37:18] This hair in my mouth, ass wipe, are you happy?

[01:37:26] Fuck off!

[01:37:29] All right, other than that, best fan mail of 2026, hands down without a doubt.

[01:37:43] Now, as y'all boys know, in approximately one hour and 26 minutes, we are taking on

[01:37:50] Squishy in a 99-0.

[01:37:52] He is our third competitor.

[01:37:54] We played against Musty, we won.

[01:37:56] We played against Zen, we won.

[01:37:58] Will Squishy be the first person to ever 100 owe me in Rocket League?

[01:38:03] I don't know, but my penis has got to find out.

[01:38:06] By the way, chat, y'all can laugh all you want.

[01:38:12] I've been in the gym.

[01:38:14] Y'all can, A, y'all can laugh all you want, y'all.

[01:38:17] I've been in the gym.

[01:38:21] Taking it a long way, taking it a long way to go,

[01:38:24] taking it a long way.

[01:38:30] Yeah, y'all can laugh, bro.

[01:38:31] I've been in the gym, y'all.

[01:38:33] Shave those damn pits.

[01:38:34] Shut up!

[01:38:38] So look at my shoulders, dude.

[01:38:41] Those are broad shoulders, y'all.

[01:38:43] Like, yeah, these are broad shoulders.

[01:38:45] I look like a warrior, dude.

[01:38:48] All right, let's get it on some Rocket League.

[01:38:50] Take it a long way, take it a long way to go,

[01:38:53] take it a long way.

[01:38:55] Yo, thank you to everybody that sent in fan mail.

[01:38:58] Yeah, I love all y'all, boys and men.

[01:39:00] If you wanna be in the next fan mail video,

[01:39:01] last time I'm gonna say this,

[01:39:02] until we open it up to fan mail,

[01:39:04] exclamation mark fan mail in the chat,

[01:39:06] send it in if you want to, if you don't,

[01:39:08] that is totally fine.

[01:39:11] If you do send in fan mail, do not send in any bodily fluids, do not send in any sex toys. Honestly, that fan mail was pretty tame.

[01:39:22] Any bodily fluids, any, you know what I'm saying.

[01:39:29] This chair is, dude, this chair is on one HP out.

[01:39:33] Yeah, it's Arizona, but XP up.

[01:39:43] Hey there, Delilah, what's it like in New York City?

[01:39:48] I'm a thousand miles away, but girl, tonight you look so pretty.

[01:39:53] Yes, you do.

[01:39:55] Times Square again, shine as bright as you.

[01:39:59] I swear it's true.

[01:40:01] Jack, how was your day going?

[01:40:02] Scared of the one to 10.

[01:40:03] High-fives, fix the camera please.

[01:40:06] Jack, how was your day going?

[01:40:07] Scared of the one to 10.

[01:40:09] How was your day?

[01:40:12] Scared of the one to 10.

[01:40:14] How was your day?

[01:40:15] Now,

[01:40:17] scared of the one to 10.

[01:40:18] How was your day going, Jack?

[01:40:21] How was your day going?

[01:40:23] 8.5.

[01:40:25] Zero when you clicked live.

[01:40:27] So, as soon as I started streaming, your pay went to a zero out of 10, awful because you're streaming.

[01:40:36] So, your day is ruined because I'm streaming, even though you literally are not forced to be in the

[01:40:43] stream. You chose to come to the stream, but I ruined your day.

[01:40:50] All right, chat, 99 to zero versus squishy.

[01:40:57] in one hour twenty seven minutes chat do y'all believe in me type a yes or no

[01:41:06] also chat it's time to get blinded it's time to get blinded

[01:41:13] jinxie almost caught a career ending cortisol spike

[01:41:18] how about what are you typing bro

[01:41:23] chat do y'all believe in me

[01:41:27] But we'll call you when we're scared

[01:41:35] We'll call you when we're scared

[01:41:43] We'll call us when we're scared

[01:41:50] I don't know if I'll call you out now

[01:41:53] This game has the greatest soundtrack in gaming history besides maybe Minecraft.

[01:42:10] Maybe Minecraft.

[01:42:22] we play squishy it's time to get ladies and gentlemen we are goal 3 in ones and

[01:42:38] twos today's event today's today we get flat now Jack where am I exactly in my

[01:42:50] Division

[01:42:55] Is there a way to see what division you're in without finishing a game

[01:43:05] Five wins away five wins away from plaid for you can't ask

[01:43:12] Payers in the chat today today. Hi guys. Can you zoom in the camera by 4.9%

[01:43:20] Today's gonna be a plot.

[01:43:25] Today's gonna be a plot.

[01:43:30] Good challenge.

[01:43:35] Good challenge.

[01:43:40] Even though I missed the challenge.

[01:43:45] That's open-nax.

[01:43:48] I missed open that

[01:43:55] That is the closest we've ever been to bottom everybody lock it. It's time to make history

[01:44:10] That is a perfect fucking shot that is a perfect fucking shot your face cam is too large

[01:44:18] Let me make it slightly smaller guys. We are almost black

[01:44:27] Give me a shot

[01:44:34] Don't you ever give me a kickoff

[01:44:39] Because it's getting up top bins every time

[01:44:45] Take a sip of the coffee lock it

[01:44:48] We're getting blocked right here right now, right here right now, right here right now.

[01:44:59] No more stalling, no more being a failure.

[01:45:10] I

[01:45:29] Wait, what are you doing?

[01:45:31] Wait, nice

[01:45:36] That was a good pass

[01:45:40] Yeah, that's one hundred percent on me and I'm not gonna sit here and point fingers

[01:45:50] I'm not gonna make excuses that it's one million billion trillion percent on me and if I keep

[01:45:56] playing like that I'm not gonna get plastic it's period

[01:45:58] End of story, dummy.

[01:46:05] Get down! Get down!

[01:46:14] It will. It will. It will.

[01:46:23] I believe they call that a SHAT-Trick?

[01:46:44] Clarence?

[01:46:48] Foxy?

[01:46:51] Clarence?

[01:46:52] Stay on it stay on it.

[01:46:59] What do you do with the teammate?

[01:47:05] What is that? What is that?

[01:47:22] Where are you, Squidward?

[01:47:32] Squidward, where are you?

[01:47:42] is he driving backwards?

[01:47:53] That's me. That's my bad. That's my bad. 100% my bad.

[01:48:10] What is that challenge?

[01:48:13] You went into the wall dude?

[01:48:15] He's obviously going to cut it over the middle.

[01:48:25] Such a good challenge, Jinx!

[01:48:27] They have my twin!

[01:48:29] Why does the first game of the day always have to be in fact?

[01:48:36] My squids!

[01:48:40] What a save by him

[01:48:48] What is that challenge dude?

[01:48:50] What are you doing?

[01:48:53] Squidward hit the ball, not me!

[01:48:55] Oh my fucking god!

[01:48:57] He hit the ball, he missed the ball again!

[01:48:59] Hit the ball Squidward!

[01:49:02] Holy fuck!

[01:49:10] demo demo demo I missed the demo oh my god

[01:49:22] Let's go, go to the ball.

[01:49:31] This guy actually has his beard a single ball.

[01:49:33] Let's go to the board of absolutely a way to stick one.

[01:49:40] Go ahead and hit it, hit it, just hit it.

[01:49:44] Nice grid.

[01:49:45] Right there.

[01:49:46] Yeah!

[01:49:47] I like dick okay 14 seconds of defense and we are almost plan for that's it 14

[01:50:06] seconds of the game. Go! I mean... Rulon! Rulon! Rulon! That's Karma for breaking Rulon!

[01:50:36] Ladies and gentlemen, as it sits currently, we are Gold 3 Division 3.

[01:50:51] If we get one more win, we will be Gold 3 Division 4.

[01:50:58] Guys, I need prayers, I need prayers.

[01:51:08] So chat, that means we're three winds away from Lavin, which is the closest we've ever

[01:51:15] been.

[01:51:16] walk in.

[01:51:17] Nice!

[01:51:18] If you didn't get a touch on that, I think I'm scoring that.

[01:51:42] If that anime hit him.

[01:51:52] Listen to me and listen to me clear.

[01:51:54] If we win this game, we are two wins away from Glamon.

[01:51:59] Taipa, I was here in the motherfucking battle.

[01:52:12] My teammate is actually amazing.

[01:52:19] I mean I might just queue with him for the rest of the game.

[01:52:22] There's two more.

[01:52:23] My teammate, he's like actually contesting and passing the ball over the middle consistently,

[01:52:28] which is all you need to win.

[01:52:30] oh he's back all right oh he's back oh he's back guys this is an automatic win

[01:52:53] we already won it's going to zero in 30 seconds we are two wins we have us add

[01:52:58] Add text above my head that says Wins away from Plat.

[01:53:03] Currently 3. We win this with 2-0 after. I'm so horny.

[01:53:10] Okay, but teammate, I do need you to go to the kickoff.

[01:53:13] Because I will have a mental breakdown if you don't go to the kickoff.

[01:53:20] If you spawn closer, I shouldn't be contesting that.

[01:53:24] Why just keep just spamming the quick chat?

[01:53:56] I don't know why he's not going to kick off, but I'm gonna freak out a second.

[01:54:02] How are you going three if you don't even go for the ball?

[01:54:06] Thank God it's bonkers.

[01:54:08] Okay?

[01:54:09] Wait, is this guy dead ass?

[01:54:12] Is this guy here?

[01:54:15] Wait, is this guy dead ass?

[01:54:18] Is this guy here?

[01:54:29] He went for a boost while I got an open chop?

[01:54:38] What's happening?

[01:54:39] I'm never flying with this guy again.

[01:54:41] Never mind.

[01:54:42] I just gotta get out of this game with my life.

[01:54:44] What is happening?

[01:54:46] I can't tell if he's good or fucking terrible.

[01:55:12] I can't tell.

[01:55:13] I think he's good, but he just has no effort he literally I don't know

[01:55:20] All right, you better go to the ball bro. You better go

[01:55:23] Thank you. Thank God

[01:55:43] No, no, no!

[01:55:50] That's mine!

[01:55:56] Good challenge!

[01:56:01] Good challenge!

[01:56:03] Bro, that was such a good challenge!

[01:56:07] Oh my god, let's go.

[01:56:12] If we win this game, we are two wins away from Janus.

[01:56:17] Two wins.

[01:56:24] What a touch! What a touch! What a touch!

[01:56:30] Driving troops so much that the team makes you a pride.

[01:56:33] Look at that pass! Look at that pass!

[01:56:37] What happened to Carter what happened to Carter

[01:57:05] Your challenge

[01:57:07] Nice!

[01:57:08] Oh my god, it's not our power, it's not our power.

[01:57:22] Yes!

[01:57:23] Let's go boys!

[01:57:24] Oh my god, do you want to believe the metaphor of it?

[01:57:34] Yes.

[01:57:35] Yes, I should be division four now. Let's see. Let's see.

[01:57:58] Two wins away.

[01:58:01] Two wins away.

[01:58:02] Should I keep playing with him? Or solo queue? I don't know.

[01:58:11] Wait, Carter got banned on Twitch? Wait, what?

[01:58:18] Carter on here, this channel is temporarily unavailable due to a violation of Twitch's community guidelines?

[01:58:28] Carter, what did you do? Carter, what did you do?

[01:58:33] How do you un-pull out this thing? How do I get rid of this thing? What is this?

[01:58:43] Carter, what did you do? What did you do Carter?

[01:58:56] Carter, what did you do?

[01:59:05] Check his chat logs?

[01:59:08] Bro, Carter did not say, he did not say something racist, bro.

[01:59:18] Okay, chat. Two wins away, y'all. Two wins away, y'all. Two wins, y'all.

[01:59:26] This is it.

[01:59:29] Two wins away from platinum.

[01:59:31] I was here in the fucking chat.

[01:59:36] Not even if I want to queue with that guy, bro.

[01:59:37] He was going AFK on kickoffs.

[01:59:39] He was going AFK on kickoffs, dude.

[01:59:41] I'd rather fucking, bro, if that guy's on my flat, I don't know, though.

[01:59:46] Maybe I should have.

[01:59:47] I got a club invite from him.

[01:59:50] No.

[01:59:51] Jack, two wins away from Black.

[01:59:57] If I win this, I will be one win away from Black.

[02:00:02] One win.

[02:00:07] Two wins away from Black. Lock in.

[02:00:21] Oh

[02:00:28] Oh, thank god

[02:00:48] Open that open that

[02:00:51] Is that... is that Manuel Neuer?

[02:01:03] How did he save that?

[02:01:06] Oh god.

[02:01:08] Nice, Steve!

[02:01:10] Steve!

[02:01:11] Over the middle!

[02:01:13] Steve!

[02:01:14] No!

[02:01:15] No!

[02:01:16] No!

[02:01:17] I got that one.

[02:01:39] I

[02:02:00] Know I over the middle

[02:02:09] Yes! Yes!

[02:02:19] He's trying to demo me.

[02:02:33] We need to win this, and we'll be one win away from Black.

[02:02:43] Yeah, yes.

[02:03:07] What if like he missed oh my god

[02:03:22] That's on me I shouldn't have commit like that I bet it's 100% on me y'all 100% on me

[02:03:31] How many gold post-haves can they actually get in a single game?

[02:04:58] oh my god my teammate is actually a beast my teammate is a

[02:05:16] legitimate beast. 47 seconds of defense and if we win, we're one game away from

[02:05:22] Platinum.

[02:05:33] Great touch. Just keep that in mind.

[02:05:40] Detonate! Wait hold on. Aerial?

[02:05:46] Nice demo, Steve!

[02:05:52] Oh my god, do you want it?

[02:05:56] Do you want it?

[02:06:01] Yes!

[02:06:02] Now we can just play B-Fest.

[02:06:07] One more, oh my god, ONE MORE!

[02:06:23] ONE FUCKING MORE!

[02:06:30] Chad, one more y'all, one more dude, one more!

[02:06:36] wait this is what Carter got banned for wait this is what we have us can I call

[02:06:44] you real quick

[02:06:54] have us can I call you real quick

[02:07:06] Wait, so what am I looking at? This is what Carter got banned for.

[02:07:10] Yes, this is Carter's account. Okay, got it. Got it. Thank you.

[02:07:15] He has gone for 7 days.

[02:07:18] Sexual requests, graphic or derogatory sexual statements or unwanted sexual content.

[02:07:27] Making requests for sexual favors or unsolicited statements in reference to performing.

[02:07:36] Graphic sex acts on another person.

[02:07:40] Okay, sounds like.

[02:07:43] I think you should.

[02:07:47] You think Carter's innocent.

[02:07:53] Have us this literally perfectly checks out. This is one of one what Carter would do one of one

[02:08:08] Chat am I crazy this is literally

[02:08:11] Everything card of a new wait

[02:08:14] violation expiration seven days after

[02:08:17] 1048 p.m. UTC wasn't I streaming at that time?

[02:08:23] Wait, what?

[02:08:24] No, that says 2027.

[02:08:25] That's when it will get removed off this panel, that's what you did.

[02:08:35] Got it.

[02:08:36] All right, Carter.

[02:08:37] I mean, bro, it was only a matter of time.

[02:08:40] Carter, it was only a matter of time, dude.

[02:08:42] Carter, you got a seven day ban for making requests for sexual favors or unsolicited

[02:08:50] in reference to performing graphic sex acts on another person. Yeah, Carter, this checks out, bro.

[02:08:57] Carter, Carter, I told you probably 600 times in the last three months.

[02:09:05] Better bro, you cannot be doing this dude. And there it is bro. GG to Carter.

[02:09:11] Ladies and gentlemen, in other news, we are one win away from platinum.

[02:09:19] Chat also have an update from Rocket League devs directly.

[02:09:25] They said they're going to remove my 3D3 rank to unranked.

[02:09:31] So once they do that, I'll be able to play with my friends again.

[02:09:34] Okay, chat, I'm going to go tinkle.

[02:09:38] Chat, I'm going to go tinkle.

[02:09:39] When I get back, we are in our plot game.

[02:09:42] I'm going to go tinkle, all right?

[02:09:44] When I get back, we're in our plot game.

[02:10:49] All right, ladies and gentlemen.

[02:11:19] gentlemen, it is time to hit platinum in Rocket League. We are one win away from platinum.

[02:11:34] This is our platinum game, but before we cue this platinum game, we need a hype song. So

[02:11:43] what I'm going to do is I'm going to end on YouTube. I'm going to play the most motivational

[02:11:48] inspirational song of all time. I will be back live on YouTube in 30 minutes for the squishy

[02:11:55] night at night. So, if you want to watch me apply, come to Twitch. I have to play all of the nights.

[02:12:02] YouTube, if you're only going to watch YouTube, I'll be back in 30 minutes when we won the one

[02:12:07] squishy night at night. Love y'all. See y'all shortly. Check it us out, request.

[02:12:18] you

[02:12:48] you

[02:13:18] you

[02:13:48] you

[02:14:18] you

[02:15:18] I have an even better song. I have an even better song.

[02:15:48] I'm ready to go.

[02:15:58] Let's do this, man.

[02:16:11] There's never been more important time.

[02:16:14] This is just a turn up this is the most important rock of the game of my life

[02:16:18] If you're just and I'm gonna have a mental break. What right can you current Justin go three stuff? I?

[02:16:25] Cannot let this happen. Yeah, I'm close

[02:16:29] This is for class I got let's do this

[02:16:36] Okay, not a great start fuck

[02:16:44] I played two hype songs for a kickoff.

[02:16:48] So not gonna go my way.

[02:16:50] That's good, that's good.

[02:16:52] I go, I go, I go.

[02:16:54] Okay, I'm falling.

[02:16:58] For the boost.

[02:17:02] I want that, I got it.

[02:17:04] So you're that dumb.

[02:17:08] I'm just trying.

[02:17:14] Oh shit, not bad.

[02:17:18] I think I fixed my mic finally, so yeah.

[02:17:22] Shit.

[02:17:23] Oh you, oh you, oh you.

[02:17:25] Oh yeah.

[02:17:26] You missed one.

[02:17:27] You missed, you missed, you missed.

[02:17:28] I have zero boost, I have zero boost.

[02:17:31] Come down, down, down, down.

[02:17:33] Get that shit outta here.

[02:17:34] Nice, Justin.

[02:17:37] Come on.

[02:17:38] Ah.

[02:17:43] Nope.

[02:17:43] Get out of the way.

[02:17:44] It's not good.

[02:17:45] Nice, Dustin!

[02:17:46] Oh my gosh!

[02:17:47] Get out of here, boy!

[02:17:48] Bro!

[02:17:49] Look at the bounce!

[02:17:50] Look at the bounce!

[02:17:51] Let's go!

[02:17:52] That's what we need right there.

[02:17:53] Bro, it bounced off his head!

[02:17:54] Bang bang!

[02:17:55] Okay, Dustin, that's what we're talking about.

[02:17:56] Let's go.

[02:17:57] Let's do this.

[02:17:58] Go, go, go, go, go!

[02:17:59] Oh!

[02:18:00] Okay, Justin, that's what the fuck it is all about.

[02:18:04] Let's go. Let's do this.

[02:18:05] Concentrate. Concentrate. Go, go, go, go, go!

[02:18:11] Oh.

[02:18:14] Oh, I'm so stressed.

[02:18:18] This is the big leagues. This is for the big leagues.

[02:18:23] High-five?

[02:18:25] That's Joe, that's Joe.

[02:18:26] I'm faking, I'm faking. Oh, god.

[02:18:27] Nope, nope.

[02:18:28] Hold on, no, let's get there. They got no momentum.

[02:18:30] I got them under mid air! I got them under mid air!

[02:18:32] Fuck!

[02:18:36] That's not bad. That's not bad. I gotta save that.

[02:18:42] Alright, alright. I'll be, uh, I got...

[02:18:45] Now that I got my mic working, I gotta be more, uh...

[02:18:48] I gotta get more comms.

[02:18:50] We're good. Don't worry about it.

[02:18:52] Wait, he's gonna get again! He's gonna get again!

[02:18:55] Oh my god, cross, if you can't... oh shit.

[02:18:58] Now let's go

[02:19:01] You got that you got that. Okay, nice. I'm playing I'm playing back. Oh shit

[02:19:11] As long as doesn't go in the net

[02:19:14] Yeah, go for go for go for yeah, I got that one

[02:19:23] Shit try to bump them

[02:19:28] the

[02:19:35] all

[02:19:38] of

[02:19:42] the

[02:19:46] of

[02:19:48] the

[02:19:53] This guy's got a... This guy's... This guy's speedy clipping off kickoff.

[02:19:57] Really?

[02:19:59] Yeah. I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared of that shit.

[02:20:03] Okay, now I'll start netting it. Good.

[02:20:06] Okay, uh, suck me out, suck me out, suck me out.

[02:20:16] Oh, I almost missed that shit.

[02:20:19] Yeah, let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go.

[02:20:22] Okay, he's gonna hit a shot, I'm gonna save it.

[02:20:27] Oh, he's gonna be hitting that.

[02:20:32] He's gonna walk right back to it.

[02:20:38] Thank goodness.

[02:20:40] Oh, that's good, that's good, that was a...

[02:20:42] Oh, my bad, my bad, my bad.

[02:20:44] Okay, you know what we need to do here we're gonna get some plays going off the back wall

[02:21:01] in the net every time down three.

[02:21:05] Hey, we've come back from we've almost come back from left for more right.

[02:21:10] We got this.

[02:21:11] You could save. Nope, not him.

[02:21:19] There's no way we played against smurfs on our plat game, right? Like there's literally no way.

[02:21:26] Oh, this game. This game, this game, this game.

[02:21:31] I mean, I haven't lost 5-1 in like, days.

[02:21:41] Alright.

[02:21:48] No way!

[02:21:51] I'm doing too much!

[02:21:56] Yeah? Not bad.

[02:21:58] Fuck. I thought it was in the net at the top in, so I tried to knock it up.

[02:22:11] Nice.

[02:22:12] Should we get them on him?

[02:22:18] No.

[02:22:19] Not again.

[02:22:20] It's the same shot every time.

[02:22:31] It's the same shot every time.

[02:22:35] Sorry.

[02:22:36] I'm sorry.

[02:22:38] Just try to skip everybody's life if you can.

[02:22:40] Oh sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry.

[02:22:42] I don't want to, I don't want to see this.

[02:22:44] We're getting like stuffed into a locker.

[02:22:51] Fuck.

[02:22:52] Go in.

[02:22:58] Yeah, no.

[02:23:02] Let's go.

[02:23:03] Oh fuck, it's not ideal.

[02:23:10] Oh my controller man, it's stabbing X.

[02:23:53] I did it! I did it! I did it!

[02:24:00] Again?

[02:24:01] I'm on my way.

[02:24:02] No, you got there?

[02:24:04] That's it!

[02:24:05] No!

[02:24:08] Ah, bro, they're not going in for me today.

[02:24:15] Open that, open that.

[02:24:18] Alright, I don't do too much.

[02:24:21] okay I'm gonna maybe try and do oh Jinxie Jinxie that's on me I let you

[02:24:37] I think I missed like, I missed, I missed like three.

[02:24:48] I'm not trying to listen to this, shut up!

[02:24:58] I'm not trying to listen to this, shut up!

[02:25:09] What do you say, Justin?

[02:25:19] Justin, what did you say?

[02:25:23] Yup.

[02:25:24] What did you say?

[02:25:26] I said, uh, did that, did that, uh, demote you?

[02:25:30] No, I, I just think two wins instead of one.

[02:25:33] Me two wins?

[02:25:34] What time is it?

[02:25:36] I don't want to... bad performance, bad performance.

[02:25:44] Justin, I'm a solo, okay? I'm a solo.

[02:25:46] Yeah, yeah, I'm a solo.

[02:25:48] I gotta reflect, I gotta go and reflect, I gotta train.

[02:25:52] I gotta hit.

[02:25:54] I'm gonna come back stronger.

[02:25:56] Justin, I'll see you again soon.

[02:25:58] Alright, thanks for letting me try.

[02:26:02] I apologize.

[02:26:04] No words but no pauses. See ya bro.

[02:26:07] Alright, peace out.

[02:26:22] Chad, I think if I solo it's harder for me to be able to snipe.

[02:26:25] Because now the snipers are also more likely of being on my team too.

[02:26:31] rather than like literally just playing against two stacks because if I solo it puts people in

[02:26:37] one at a time rather than 2v2.

[02:26:47] Yeah I'm two wins away from Plat like I'm not that far away. I honestly think I win more when I

[02:26:54] I saw it now, dead ass.

[02:26:57] Is that normal?

[02:26:59] Well, maybe not, just for streaming, I guess.

[02:27:02] I honestly think I win more when I saw it now.

[02:27:05] ["Dance of the Sugar Plum Fairy"]

[02:27:09] We are one, or no, we are two wins away from platinum.

[02:27:14] Two wins away from platinum, y'all.

[02:27:20] Two wins away from platinum.

[02:27:21] I love you, Tom.

[02:27:23] Two wins, one two wins, one two wins.

[02:27:25] We're playing squishy in 30 minutes, y'all.

[02:27:28] See, look.

[02:27:28] See how people join one at a time?

[02:27:31] Do you see what I mean, Chad?

[02:27:33] See how people join one at a time?

[02:27:35] I feel like I'm less likely to play Slytherin.

[02:27:39] Two wins, one two wins, one two wins, one two wins, one two wins.

[02:27:51] I got a question for you.

[02:28:07] I'm not sure if I'm going to be able to do that.

[02:28:17] I'm not sure if I'm going to be able to do that.

[02:28:27] get your boots bitch, get your pills

[02:28:38] I

[02:28:55] Let's fuck it down

[02:30:08] It's

[02:30:27] Touch

[02:30:31] Wow, this kid can get out there. He can get up

[02:30:38] Toad of the game. Toad of the game.

[02:31:08] Nice demo!

[02:31:24] Nice demo!

[02:31:27] Another one!

[02:31:33] YEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSS!

[02:31:35] Oh my god, it's happening! It's happening!

[02:32:02] Nice!

[02:32:05] Nice!

[02:32:06] I was here in the chat.

[02:32:12] After this win, we need one more.

[02:32:23] One more win!

[02:32:44] Come on!

[02:33:23] One win. We are one win away. What is a lock-in song? What is a lock-in song? We're one win

[02:33:39] One went away from black. I got it.

[02:33:46] One went away from black.

[02:34:05] One went away from black.

[02:34:07] This is it, this is it.

[02:34:16] For the platinum game.

[02:34:18] Go, go, go!

[02:34:23] It's never gonna be that easy.

[02:34:29] Wait, maybe it is.

[02:34:32] Yes!

[02:34:34] Yes!

[02:34:36] And that right there is why you never ever go AFK on kickoff. If I win this game, I will be plotting them for the first time ever after playing this game every day for one month.

[02:35:00] It's my fault, it's also his fault, but it's mainly my fault.

[02:35:06] It's one million percent my fault, not even a question.

[02:35:16] Yes!

[02:35:18] Yes!

[02:35:20] Yes!

[02:35:22] Yes!

[02:35:24] Yes!

[02:35:26] Yes!

[02:35:28] Yes!

[02:35:30] Yes!

[02:35:32] Yes!

[02:35:34] Yes!

[02:35:36] Yes!

[02:36:00] Nice clearance, teammate.

[02:36:04] What a fucking shot by him.

[02:36:15] I had to really say I was here to shout, I don't know if I'm going to win or not.

[02:36:18] What a shot.

[02:36:19] What a shot.

[02:36:20] Wow.

[02:36:21] Off the wall

[02:36:35] That would have been a good match

[02:36:37] If um

[02:36:39] tonight

[02:36:43] Wait my teammate's actually gone

[02:36:45] my teammate is actually fucking locked come on come on come on come on platinum

[02:36:58] game guys come on

[02:37:15] Was that a fake?

[02:37:38] I'm pretty sure my teammate's purple, but I don't care because I've lost to probably

[02:38:05] 500 smurfs in the last week, so I don't give a fuck.

[02:38:10] It's about damn time they got one on my feet.

[02:38:15] Oh, you wanna see? You wanna see?

[02:38:27] That's a good shot. I'm so locked, it's insane.

[02:38:30] Come on!

[02:38:32] Platinum time, bitch! Platinum time!

[02:38:38] It's over. The end of the road is here. After one month of playing for every day. Playing every day.

[02:38:47] We got Platinum.

[02:38:49] We did it.

[02:39:02] We did it.

[02:39:03] Yeah, we did it.

[02:39:04] After one month.

[02:39:05] We got flat.

[02:39:06] We got a flat.

[02:39:16] Demo?

[02:39:17] Great demo, great save.

[02:39:22] Great save.

[02:39:25] Big cool shot on my teammate.

[02:39:39] We did it.

[02:39:40] We got that as long as we don't choke.

[02:39:48] As long as we don't choke, we got flat.

[02:39:52] I

[02:40:09] Nice talk

[02:40:22] We did it boys. We did it. We got

[02:40:37] We did it. We actually fucking did it.

[02:40:52] Get the fuck above me!

[02:41:13] Got buried in the low right corner.

[02:41:17] That's it.

[02:41:19] That's the black game.

[02:41:21] That is the black game.

[02:41:36] One more for the road.

[02:41:38] What a save.

[02:42:13] show me the animation

[02:42:31] Finally, after one month of playing this game, every fucking day, every fucking day, for

[02:42:56] a month straight, we did it, boys.

[02:43:01] Now we have to see if we can compete in black.

[02:43:05] Now we have to see if we can compete in black, bro.

[02:43:10] Chad, should we play a game in black?

[02:43:12] Play a game in black?

[02:43:14] Oh my god, that looks so good.

[02:43:17] Finally!

[02:43:20] Now, Chad, what should we do?

[02:43:22] Should we try to get plat in ones?

[02:43:25] Or should we play in twos?

[02:43:28] Should we play plat twos?

[02:43:30] Shower, one, two, one, eight, squishy in 20 minutes.

[02:43:32] Run up hole, run up hole.

[02:43:34] Should we try to get platinum ones or plate twos?

[02:43:36] Run up hole, run up hole.

[02:43:37] I'm gonna go pee, I'm gonna go pee.

[02:43:40] We did it boys!

[02:44:30] Thank you.

[02:44:57] All right.

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[03:00:27] I

[03:00:43] Squishy are you ready buddy? I'm locked in

[03:00:48] Jen I'm so locked it's insane. I'm so locked. It's fucking insane

[03:01:27] All right, one more, one more, one more than we call Squishers?

[03:01:56] One more, one more, you can't just give enough of me

[03:01:59] All you gotta do is take advantage

[03:02:01] So maybe you can get this number once again with-

[03:02:11] Never leave me fall out of line, out of line

[03:02:14] I'd fall anywhere with you and by your side

[03:02:18] Swinging in the rain, humming melodies

[03:02:22] We're not going anywhere until we freeze

[03:02:30] I'm not afraid anymore, I'm not afraid

[03:02:36] She should not have played one more

[03:02:38] She should not have played one more

[03:02:42] Forever is a long time

[03:02:48] But I

[03:02:51] What am I standing in by your side?

[03:02:58] clearance

[03:03:01] Carefully replace for our destiny

[03:03:04] You came and you took the sun inside every

[03:03:08] Everywhere you write a scene so

[03:03:11] Want to be so

[03:03:14] Want to me I'm torn

[03:03:16] Alright, we win this game, we play Squishy Night of Nile. Lock it, I gotta go back love on YouTube too.

[03:03:46] You're wrong, you know I don't got nothing to lose

[03:03:48] I know you just want to somebody lay

[03:03:50] I said get the shit out of me, we playing

[03:03:52] All out of my head as you play

[03:03:54] You cry as you feel, let me keep saying

[03:03:56] I hit for the back and that's what she's saying

[03:03:58] I run like the back and that's what she's saying

[03:04:02] I'm off!

[03:04:04] I keep it stuck and that's what she's saying

[03:04:06] Spending me the back and that's what she's saying

[03:04:10] Tell her I'll be back and that's what she's saying

[03:04:12] No, no, don't gotta go where you want

[03:04:14] I ain't came on the cookin' my list of the type of love

[03:04:16] Darryl mentioned he's likely a guy that I should want to plaster

[03:04:19] I rise down, I got no hoes on my rise to apply

[03:04:21] The two of my reggae say that she will clash

[03:04:23] She gets a long time trying to get to a clash

[03:04:25] She wanna know where I'm on

[03:04:27] Ready to know that she gon' give me light

[03:04:29] Tryna know where I'm goin'

[03:04:31] Come and touch that n***a city light

[03:04:33] Got her bein' low

[03:04:35] Ain't no one there tryin' to blow the light

[03:04:37] Walkin' wild in my soul

[03:04:39] Thought they won't go over your side

[03:04:41] I got too much to live

[03:04:43] I got too much to learn, I'm tired of getting crumbly

[03:04:46] I got...

[03:04:47] Titty Milk

[03:04:48] BAAA

[03:04:48] And shit on my hand, you're grown, she know I don't got time for it

[03:04:51] Alone, you just want to sell my land

[03:04:53] I said crazy shit, they keep me playing

[03:04:55] A lot of my money, they can't, fervish

[03:05:13] I

[03:05:43] My feet, my feet, my feet, my feet

[03:05:46] I'm in the lane, I'm in the drain

[03:05:50] I'm in the drain, I'm in the drain

[03:05:53] I'm in the drain, I'm in the drain

[03:05:56] I'm in the drain, I'm in the drain

[03:05:59] What you gonna do?

[03:06:01] Hey, that ain't my thing

[03:06:03] I ain't gonna get it inside

[03:06:05] It's my boss out

[03:06:07] It's my boss out

[03:06:09] I'm on the pride

[03:06:11] It's my man Moe, I'm on fire, but you're a pig, I'm a pig

[03:06:15] She's a hard rock, I ain't that man, I ain't even getting inside

[03:06:20] It's my Moe style, it's my man Moe, I'm on fire

[03:06:41] you

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[03:09:11] Okay, so we're going to do chat before we join this call, guys.

[03:09:40] mods run a prediction.

[03:09:44] chat 99 to zero lead.

[03:09:47] This is the third ever one we've ever done.

[03:09:51] We beat musty we beat them.

[03:09:54] Squishy is our third opponent.

[03:09:57] Are you guys ready?

[03:09:58] Run a fucking prediction.

[03:10:03] Run a fucking prediction.

[03:10:07] I'm calling.

[03:10:10] I'll fix it in like five seconds.

[03:10:13] Don't you worry how you were right?

[03:10:16] Squishy.

[03:10:17] How does that sound?

[03:10:18] How does that sound?

[03:10:19] Good.

[03:10:20] Not good.

[03:10:21] Not good.

[03:10:22] Not good.

[03:10:23] Are you ready?

[03:10:24] I'm low key.

[03:10:26] First off, congrats on hitting plat.

[03:10:28] I'm very, very fucking happy to see that.

[03:10:30] Also, you look so locked in.

[03:10:32] I'm kind of scared.

[03:10:34] I'm not scared.

[03:10:35] I'm not scared.

[03:10:36] I'm not scared.

[03:10:37] I'm not scared.

[03:10:38] I'm not scared.

[03:10:39] so locked in I'm kind of scared. I'm lowkey kind of scared. I'm gonna be honest with you.

[03:10:46] So, Squishy, let me say a couple of things, Chad. Before y'all bet y'all's points, bro.

[03:10:52] I played against Musty in this challenge, literally unlike my first week of the game.

[03:10:57] I played against Zen in this challenge, unlike my second week of the game.

[03:11:01] To be fair to Squishy, Chad, this is the best I've been for this challenge. Like, you know what I'm

[03:11:06] I'm saying when I played musty and then I was silver, you know what I mean? Now I'm black, but

[03:11:11] On the contrary to that

[03:11:15] Squishy knows me better than any player. I mean which is my coach like it's not ideal

[03:11:24] But squishy knows me better than anybody, right? Squishy taught me everything. I know so I actually don't know how this is gonna go

[03:11:33] I'm excited bro excited

[03:11:35] because here's the thing ready right yeah let me let me get like 30 seconds to

[03:11:42] just decompress right now yeah you're good I'm also nervous you know I'm

[03:11:48] saying yes yes yes so here's what I'll say there's so many factors going into

[03:11:57] us like factor number one they like musty and zen both showed they were capable

[03:12:08] of scoring 100 goals but they did not do it in the first try you've got a loss

[03:12:14] within 10 both of them lost within 10 musty lost on the second goal zen

[03:12:19] also the ankle so yeah I mean even if you get nine squishy that would be an

[03:12:25] improvement

[03:12:28] So you're plat now that's crazy you're flat

[03:12:32] after one month of

[03:12:35] Everyday I

[03:12:37] I was a little solo there in twos like I'm that's good. It's like I'm okay

[03:12:41] I would say that's good as a permit especially because you're getting psyched by like smurf sometimes to like doing with that

[03:12:45] That's real. That's tough. That's tough to get. Yeah, I feel like

[03:12:48] Unbiasedly, I would say 10 to 15% of all of my rank losses are completely unavoidable.

[03:12:57] Like there's just nothing I just have to lose.

[03:12:59] Yeah, yeah, just go back to situations.

[03:13:02] I agree.

[03:13:03] But alright, Squishers, I'm gonna take a P and I'm ready to go.

[03:13:05] Alright, Chapman, what do I want you to do?

[03:13:08] This is the third ever 99-0.

[03:13:10] Squishers, are you nervous?

[03:13:11] Low key, like I'm not someone that gets nervous like that, but low key a little bit.

[03:13:15] I am nervous too.

[03:13:16] a little bit bro, a little bit bro.

[03:13:19] All right, Squishy, I'm gonna go tinkle, you're on me.

[03:13:20] Yeah, yeah, you're good, you're good.

[03:13:27] Like, not even trolling, I am a little bit nervous

[03:13:31] because it's one mistake.

[03:13:32] Like, if I make a single mistake, I'm fucked.

[03:13:35] That is like, I've never been in that situation before,

[03:13:37] but it's gonna be fun.

[03:13:38] Like, it's like a fun nervousness.

[03:13:44] Oh yeah, I have to bring up the hundred gifted too.

[03:13:45] at the askings down

[03:13:49] i'm putting on a gift that i think you'll be done

[03:13:54] he's ever lost it

[03:14:15] you

[03:14:45] I have no idea if I'm going to win, guys.

[03:14:59] Those of you who asked me if I think I'm going to win, I have no clue, dude.

[03:15:01] If I play good, maybe Jax is good enough to slip one in, if you know what I mean.

[03:15:12] I

[03:15:19] Black row

[03:16:12] It's time, it's time, it's time, I'm nervous, I'm horny, I'm nervous, squishy, are you ready?

[03:16:27] I'm ready dude, what are we putting on the line for this?

[03:16:31] I was down to put 100 gifted down if you're down.

[03:16:35] Yeah, I'm down brother, I'm down.

[03:16:36] Spice it up a bit and you never lost, I feel like it's like a shirt, it's like a high chance

[03:16:41] to get that. Yeah, like I'm gonna be honest, bro. I don't know how this is

[03:16:48] gonna go to be honest. I scored on musty in the second goal and scored on sand in

[03:16:52] the eighth goal. Um, but both of those just knowing that is making me

[03:16:59] because I'm gonna keep it honest with you. Jinx. It's gonna be down to kickoffs.

[03:17:02] Like it's gonna come down to kickoffs. That's all it is gonna be. So

[03:17:05] because bro, once like the ball is in the arena, I'm never touching it. It

[03:17:11] would be crazy if I scored a non-kickoff goal that would be fucking insane

[03:17:14] like I shot a fly off the post and I just sprinted out

[03:17:18] yes yes yeah yeah that's like the most likely second thing are you ready

[03:17:23] brother as long as you're ready i'm ready 99 0 pass what map you want

[03:17:27] doesn't matter for you oh neo tokyo neo tokyo neo tokyo okay okay

[03:17:32] squish you like my car better than that

[03:17:35] oh that's comp it's the anodized bro anodized is nice

[03:17:39] and you see my octane

[03:17:41] I see the octane the purple. Yeah, that's that's clean. That's clean. I fuck with it

[03:17:45] Fuck with it. All right. Let's go. Yesterday. I'm getting them there. And it is clean. Good luck to you, my boy

[03:17:53] Not a zero first squishy channel, let's go imagine the first goal Jinx in my net

[03:18:01] Now you're good

[03:18:09] Wait, do you want to pause it and give me 9-9 after you score?

[03:18:14] Uh, yes.

[03:18:15] Yeah.

[03:18:16] You have to add it in there.

[03:18:19] Yeah, yeah, add it.

[03:18:21] Pause.

[03:18:22] I think I can't lie, I'm nervous on the kickoff, bro.

[03:18:29] Really?

[03:18:30] Yes, I'm nervous on the kickoff.

[03:18:32] Really?

[03:18:33] This is scary.

[03:18:34] It's scary as fuck, bro.

[03:18:35] I can't lie.

[03:18:36] It is.

[03:18:37] No, okay.

[03:18:38] last week discipline respect for chat at 28 Odom in a five minute game right

[03:18:42] remember that yeah but the difference is you said it during that game you were

[03:18:46] like you're like it's different when it's 99 oh cuz like it's only one goal

[03:18:51] and you're right bro like I feel it when we were playing that we were kind of

[03:18:56] just playing we're just playing yes yes yes now there's like states on it you're

[03:19:04] actually right though holy shit

[03:19:08] Oh, I missed the demo. Fuck. Oh, I missed the demo. I missed the demo.

[03:19:13] I've been seeing that you're a little demo man now.

[03:19:16] Yeah, I'm a little chad. I'm a little chad.

[03:19:18] Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[03:19:23] Like you like that play? You hit it around the corner and you go for the bomb?

[03:19:26] Like...

[03:19:27] Interesting. So, okay, I gotta figure out what kickoff you're doing and I have to try

[03:19:31] to counter it.

[03:19:32] No, no, no. Don't think too hard, please. Please.

[03:19:38] Oh, shit, okay, this is gonna be fucking. Oh, no, you know what that is. No, no, no

[03:19:45] Why do you know what that is drinks?

[03:19:58] Don't like that you know what a delay kickoff is it's gonna make things a little bit a little bit awkward

[03:20:08] You're really speed-flipping.

[03:20:13] You're hauling ass.

[03:20:22] Shit on a stick and call me Larry.

[03:20:25] Okay, okay, okay.

[03:20:26] Alright, alright, you already did better than musty. You already did better than musty so far.

[03:20:29] Yeah, yeah.

[03:20:38] Nice. Missed that.

[03:20:40] Got it.

[03:20:42] You defend a lot better than you were back then already too. I can see it.

[03:20:46] That's a shot.

[03:20:48] You're blocking all the right angles. I have to hit it over you bro.

[03:20:51] Brother, what a shot.

[03:20:53] Bruce, I have a lot of my improvement it just has to be you dude.

[03:20:57] Thank you buddy.

[03:20:58] You put in the work. You put in the work.

[03:21:00] Even if I give you advice, if you don't take it, it won't do anything.

[03:21:04] I've played it every day for a month dude.

[03:21:08] You're actually really good at that um, oh shit

[03:21:15] Chill chill chill chill

[03:21:18] You're good at the you jump up and like you get the flip now again. I'm talking about better

[03:21:22] I want that one classic practice. You're good at that now like actually good at that

[03:21:26] Bro you get so much power on these fucking shots

[03:21:30] With no boost really it's impressive. This is like the

[03:21:34] This is the key to get a high rank, bro

[03:21:36] I mean you really fucking hit it.

[03:21:39] I feel like the only time somebody gets that much power in low ranks is literally like

[03:21:43] hook shot.

[03:21:44] You just get him on the floor.

[03:21:48] Bro, how do you get so much power, Spudgy?

[03:21:57] How do you get so much power?

[03:22:00] Literally how?

[03:22:01] It just takes time bro, it just takes time, you got it.

[03:22:08] Alright, I beat Zen and musty so far, so far!

[03:22:11] Yes, okay.

[03:22:11] And I'm gonna go, and I'm gonna go bro.

[03:22:13] Yeah, then you have to go Zen.

[03:22:15] Wait, did Zen have 8 or not, 8?

[03:22:18] 8, 8.

[03:22:21] I'm so sketchy.

[03:22:24] How do you beat me there if I'm in front?

[03:22:26] Is this the speed flip shit?

[03:22:28] Bro, I was even better at you.

[03:22:30] I save a bit of boost jinx like a tiny bit of boost so I have more like acceleration before my flip

[03:22:49] Oh my wait you almost had it like if I think of my second touch you would have had it actually

[03:23:00] I'm your paddle one, bro

[03:23:03] Like this like you know what I'm saying. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. You're gonna be my like my sense a bro

[03:23:10] Try I think switch is gonna do it that ass

[03:23:13] Wait, please I think I'm pretty even

[03:23:20] Like I'm a power to generate it's actually bro, that is gross

[03:23:24] I'm not going for like super crazy shit to you. I'm trying to not give you an opportunity.

[03:23:31] I'm trying to win. I want to actually lose this challenge just so I can like see that

[03:23:36] it's possible to lose this. Yeah. Oh my god. Like this is high rank. This is truly high

[03:23:44] rank. She's just like hitting the ball fast where you want to every time. That's like

[03:23:47] gonna be everything nice okay I'll take that what I'm stuck

[03:23:56] I'm worried about your delay now

[03:24:04] chat do y'all think I could get one

[03:24:08] I'm just rippin' it, tip of the car, remember, tip of the car, tip of the car, no.

[03:24:38] I don't know.

[03:24:39] So how do I get power like you?

[03:24:43] Just like tip of the car, like aiming for the corners of the car, like tip of the car

[03:24:46] and then flipping on perfect timing, like where does he make contact?

[03:24:49] The second you make contact.

[03:24:50] Sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.

[03:25:00] Pick off his mad scary jinks, like even though I'm winning them, it feels like at any point

[03:25:05] they could just sneak past me

[03:25:06] i have to go eighty one more kickoff without it fucking up that's hard

[03:25:13] all the delay cheeky fuck

[03:25:16] jinksy

[03:25:17] stop that

[03:25:18] stop the delay not allowed

[03:25:19] that's band of delays

[03:25:21] that's fucking whatever

[03:25:22] slap slap slap slap

[03:25:24] no holds bar

[03:25:29] You know you fucking know you knew

[03:25:43] Fuck

[03:25:59] It's just insane in my map.

[03:26:03] I mean, how locked are you, holy crap?

[03:26:06] Remember the thing I told you about letting your opponent get the touch and then you

[03:26:10] get the free ball?

[03:26:11] I'm doing that to you right now, basically, as well.

[03:26:19] Yo, I don't understand, I don't understand, are you like Roberto Carlos?

[03:26:27] Every time you hit the ball, it's going 85 miles an hour.

[03:26:31] I mean, you actually have so much power on every shot.

[03:26:46] We're starved, Jinx. We're starved.

[03:26:48] it.

[03:26:55] Bro.

[03:26:56] Alright.

[03:26:57] Are you fucking cheating?

[03:26:58] No!

[03:26:59] I play every day.

[03:27:00] I never seem to be able to get this buffed out.

[03:27:02] How?

[03:27:03] Where is it coming from?

[03:27:04] How is the ball going that far?

[03:27:07] What is that?

[03:27:08] Do I have to go play back a hundred yards?

[03:27:10] What am I supposed to...

[03:27:12] Chill, chill, chill.

[03:27:14] I love you lock-in bro.

[03:27:21] Alright, fuck off, there's no...

[03:27:25] This question...

[03:27:27] How are you generating so much power?

[03:27:32] I'll try to teach you, I'll try to teach you bro.

[03:27:38] Oh my god.

[03:27:40] I'm still locking, I can't lie.

[03:27:44] I missed.

[03:27:46] See that's what I needed. I just need that to miss and then I can just counter it.

[03:27:50] Yo Travis is gonna be the, I'm gonna actually lose this one.

[03:27:53] Deadass.

[03:28:02] Look at you.

[03:28:04] What the fuck is that?

[03:28:08] What is this elegant ass game play?

[03:28:10] You you actually did good jinx you shadowed like you stayed right in front of me. I couldn't be much

[03:28:15] Yeah, I did great. I did great. You've literally put your nuts in my mouth

[03:28:21] What do you think I did great you literally put your balls in my fucking throat I

[03:28:25] Got us the support you brought so your fucking scopes, man

[03:28:30] Listen, we're enemies right now for this like, you know 15 more minutes, but this is

[03:28:40] I can't get up that high!

[03:28:50] Oh my god!

[03:28:55] I can't get up there!

[03:28:56] I can't!

[03:28:57] I literally can't!

[03:29:03] You can't?

[03:29:04] Oh yeah.

[03:29:05] Let me fast aerial from the side on an angle.

[03:29:08] After that I'm gonna solve a world peace

[03:29:14] Is your car have wings or something I mean brother, I'm waiting I'm jumping I'm boosting how are you so high above me?

[03:29:24] I'm literally just locked on your car and as soon as you make a move. I'm gonna make my move there

[03:29:28] basically

[03:29:37] Yeah, I think

[03:29:42] Don't switch you don't don't fucking troll me dude. Come on. Okay. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm not gonna like it

[03:29:49] I'm not gonna think something like I'm not I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I actually feel bad

[03:29:53] That was embarrassing as hell. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry

[03:29:56] that's on me that's actually this was my fault

[03:30:02] wait I actually feel bad except I thought you did

[03:30:05] I can't get up there mom I can't get up there mom

[03:30:13] how do we how do we must be in Zen loose I don't even you kick off so perfect

[03:30:21] Alright, I haven't even got a shot.

[03:30:25] Jack, what do I do?

[03:30:26] Does anyone have advice?

[03:30:28] Anybody?

[03:30:29] What do I do?

[03:30:30] I won't tell them, please.

[03:30:33] Or not as a...

[03:30:34] Oh, fuck.

[03:30:35] Oh, shit.

[03:30:36] What?

[03:30:37] You...

[03:30:38] Okay.

[03:30:39] What?

[03:30:40] You...

[03:30:41] Okay, so not only do I get a shot off, you say, oh shit, which makes me think I'm gonna

[03:30:57] score, and then you instantly deflect it into my net, like right in front of my net.

[03:31:05] I'm just halfway, Jiggs.

[03:31:15] Good save, good save.

[03:31:23] Good save, good save.

[03:31:24] Now I'm just going to bury it in your chest.

[03:31:26] It's squishy.

[03:31:27] I mean, I don't know.

[03:31:28] I don't know.

[03:31:29] I don't know.

[03:31:30] I don't know.

[03:31:31] I don't know.

[03:31:32] all bullshit aside I think you got it I think you're gonna be the first one I

[03:31:37] think you got it bro I'm completely and totally out of awesome words Jenny

[03:31:43] vice you have so much time still

[03:31:48] I knew you would do that stupid shit

[03:31:56] chill chill stop learning bro stop learning turn your brain off scope or

[03:32:00] kickoff bro please please it's the only chance I have

[03:32:07] how are you getting there? how are you getting there?

[03:32:14] oh my god I almost had a shot

[03:32:18] you just put it right back in my ass

[03:32:22] Oh, shut up.

[03:32:32] You turn that into a shot, say Slime.

[03:32:37] Say you swear to God, you can just shoot from anywhere on the field instantly.

[03:32:43] I mean, brother, what?

[03:32:46] Oh, so you're actually going to do that every time, okay, I got it.

[03:32:54] Those diagonal kickoffs, you don't like, I've learned that.

[03:33:00] Both goals Zen gave up was on that kickoff, by the way.

[03:33:04] I'm the corner.

[03:33:05] I'm stuck the way that Zen got scored on.

[03:33:09] Oh, you're like, you're adjusting, okay, so you're going to go play back and try to

[03:33:16] I don't understand, I don't understand.

[03:33:39] I mean that was like 30 seconds no goals right there

[03:33:47] I'm gonna back, okay

[03:33:50] No no no, this is interesting

[03:33:53] It's really just a mind game bro, like we gotta figure it out

[03:33:57] We gotta read each other

[03:33:59] No, that's game

[03:34:00] That's game

[03:34:01] That's game Jinx

[03:34:02] Oh my-

[03:34:03] YES!!!

[03:34:05] YES!!!

[03:34:06] YES!!!

[03:34:07] Still undefeated, still!

[03:34:11] Dude, James, I lost focus for one second on kickoff, and that's it.

[03:34:14] Wait, so what happened? Why did I score?

[03:34:16] I just locked out for a second. That's it, bro. That was it.

[03:34:21] I did a normal kickoff for a regular SSL kickoff.

[03:34:25] I did it fast.

[03:34:26] Wait, what? Was it diagonal?

[03:34:29] No, straight. No, straight.

[03:34:32] Still undefeated, yes!

[03:34:35] All right jinx all right jinx hundred gifted, bro. I'm gonna give the bro jinx

[03:34:46] I listen this is this is the truth, bro. I've been winning challenge off the challenge

[03:34:50] I knew you take this one, bro. I need to give you something, bro

[03:34:53] No, you played so good you play so good

[03:34:57] Listen listen. Oh wait. Oh shit. Must you got two Zen got eight and you got forty two

[03:35:04] That's the most I know I know dude. I know I don't change my payment method. Hold on

[03:35:10] Hold on. That's game. I'm not scamming not Rekai not Rekai not Rekai. Stop spamming this shit

[03:35:15] Okay, okay, okay

[03:35:16] Wishing Tim's

[03:35:18] GGs my guy hold on. Let me pay this let me pay this

[03:35:21] GGs bro jinx jinx jinx jinx jinx jinx listen

[03:35:23] I thought I had you you low-key like started you started sounding so doom and gloom about it that like I got so confident that like

[03:35:29] I stopped focusing on that was good for me, bro. What can I say that was good for me?

[03:35:34] That was good for me. So I literally scored just because you weren't locked from one kickoff

[03:35:39] Yeah, that's all there is. That's all it takes, bro

[03:35:43] So what were you supposed to do? You were supposed to speak but they're fast enough to watch your car hard the whole time

[03:35:48] Like if I'm not watching your car really hard the entire time

[03:35:51] like I'm cooked I think I went through should be hundred gifted I think did

[03:36:00] you get a jinx yes I did thanks bro like I'm kind of depressed I feel like I

[03:36:07] could have done that shit but like you know what let's not even rematch I'm

[03:36:11] happy with that unless you want to rematch GGS question oh I need to take

[03:36:16] I didn't take my doubt.

[03:36:18] I didn't take my doubt.

[03:36:20] I didn't take my doubt.

[03:36:22] Jinxie bro, listen, I kind of want to show you

[03:36:24] like how to hit the ball like that,

[03:36:26] low key, because I feel like you're going to change your mind.

[03:36:28] Could you show me how to like

[03:36:30] bro, okay.

[03:36:34] I have a lot of things I want you to show me now that I reach

[03:36:36] play, okay.

[03:36:38] Jinxie, well I appreciate play.

[03:36:40] Like this quick is actually really good dude.

[03:36:42] Thank you.

[03:36:44] Like I didn't like being your enemy in that match like I didn't feel right. Yeah, you know what I mean like I didn't feel right

[03:36:50] So I'm faking it too. Can you

[03:36:54] Couple of things

[03:36:55] Not me but try to teach me

[03:36:57] All right, the biggest thing I want to know how you get so much power on those shots without fucking because squishy

[03:37:05] What I have to do to get power like that is I basically have to I

[03:37:11] Have to be supersonic speed

[03:37:14] I want to learn speed flips too. I want to learn speed flips and power.

[03:37:20] Okay, okay, we can learn those things.

[03:37:23] Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[03:37:24] So, Jason, your kickoff?

[03:37:25] I want to learn speed flips two thousand times.

[03:37:27] I'm going to be honest, Sinks, as soon as you learn this kickoff,

[03:37:30] like if you learn speed flips or like any kind of good flip on your kickoff,

[03:37:33] no one will ever, like, I think, I think I'd probably close as anyone will ever get again

[03:37:39] to 99 knowing you, just because as soon as you learn this kickoff,

[03:37:42] in this kickoff, no one will have a chance, like literally nobody will have a chance.

[03:37:46] Because your kickoff right now is really bad, but because it's bad, it's almost good in

[03:37:50] a way.

[03:37:51] Like for a player that's used to going through the motions and playing the game like the

[03:37:54] same way all the time, it's really easy for your kickoff to get delayed, like accidentally

[03:37:58] delayed.

[03:37:59] Does that make sense?

[03:38:00] Like, the reason why the Nyanow is so hard against you specifically is because it's all

[03:38:04] kickoff.

[03:38:05] Like, if I for one second don't pay attention like I did, the delay will fuck me.

[03:38:10] So I have to basically lock in on you the whole time.

[03:38:13] So basically what I'm trying to do is teach a kickoff

[03:38:15] so that nobody will ever have a chance to beat you.

[03:38:16] Because if you have a good kickoff, everyone's good.

[03:38:18] Yes, well, okay.

[03:38:19] And if I get this,

[03:38:20] do you think I'll just run through Platinum?

[03:38:23] Yes, easily.

[03:38:24] I don't think you can even make,

[03:38:25] I don't think you can even make Plat

[03:38:27] without a good kickoff.

[03:38:28] Like I don't ask Chad, Chad, like anyone that's Plat,

[03:38:30] do you need to get a kickoff and Plat?

[03:38:31] Do people flip and then flip again?

[03:38:33] Yes or no, I don't know how Plat is doing.

[03:38:35] Chad is saying to learn half flip

[03:38:37] before you learn speed flip.

[03:38:38] You don't?

[03:38:39] Okay, you don't need to kick off yet.

[03:38:43] But still, I think, so, James, basically what you're doing right now on kickoff, you just

[03:38:45] boost and flip into it, right?

[03:38:47] Yes, I just boost and then flip.

[03:38:50] So, yeah, a good kickoff is usually you boost, flip, and then you flip again once you reach

[03:38:55] the ball.

[03:38:56] So you're gaining speed with the first flip.

[03:38:57] You're not doing that right now.

[03:38:58] That's like the main thing.

[03:38:59] That's why it's so hard to play you though on this, because you have to think really

[03:39:02] hard about your kickoff.

[03:39:03] And like, it's delayed every time.

[03:39:06] It's actually really difficult to play.

[03:39:07] So I'll show you a few things.

[03:39:09] What do you want to learn first?

[03:39:11] I want to learn how to half flip on my kickoffs.

[03:39:15] Speed flip?

[03:39:16] They're saying half flip.

[03:39:18] Oh, half flip.

[03:39:18] Half flip is like, that's not for a kickoff.

[03:39:20] I'll show you what that looks like.

[03:39:22] You want my party again?

[03:39:23] All right.

[03:39:24] So yeah, you're a Platinum.

[03:39:25] This is like a next step up.

[03:39:26] You got to learn a few new things.

[03:39:27] Got new things to your bag.

[03:39:28] It's true.

[03:39:31] You playing anyone soon?

[03:39:32] Like any other streamers you want to be wanting to?

[03:39:35] I'm gonna be wanting speed on like Friday.

[03:39:38] I know we got a streamer tournament on Sunday,

[03:39:41] which is too confused,

[03:39:42] and I'm trying to lock in and win that.

[03:39:47] Does he play speed?

[03:39:48] Speed has played.

[03:39:51] Chad, how's he, no, he's playing.

[03:39:52] I don't know if he's right though.

[03:39:54] I don't know, I don't know, but I need to lock in

[03:39:57] because I'm not trying to lose.

[03:39:59] I mean, you're on a good,

[03:40:03] Yeah, I invited you. You're on a good-ass trajectory to, uh...

[03:40:06] Bro, do you think I could put Diamond in a month's question, or no? What do you think, honestly, in my second month?

[03:40:11] In a month?

[03:40:13] I mean, I think it's possible, but I would say you're probably going to be stuck mid-plat for a bit.

[03:40:17] Because I think even X right now, I think he's like...

[03:40:20] Even though he was Diamond, he's stuck around Plat 2, Plat 3.

[03:40:23] I'm pretty sure.

[03:40:25] Wait, so X isn't even that much better than me, right now.

[03:40:30] Yeah, I think after he played with you,

[03:40:32] merely played with you that one day,

[03:40:33] and he was like diamond, he like dropped down to plat-ish,

[03:40:35] and I was like kinda stuck.

[03:40:37] Oh, well that means I fucked up his rank,

[03:40:39] so never mind, he is better than me.

[03:40:41] Okay.

[03:40:44] Okay.

[03:40:45] So let's learn the kickoff first.

[03:40:46] So I wanna learn a good kickoff.

[03:40:48] Okay, I'm gonna teach you like a basic first.

[03:40:50] Okay, truthfully Jinx, I don't think you can learn

[03:40:52] a speed flip yet, and I'll show you why, but.

[03:40:56] We could try, I could try the, yeah, you can try.

[03:41:00] So, when I show you speedflip, I'm gonna show you, like, um, without directional aero, because you don't have a directional aero, you just have default.

[03:41:06] I'm not even gonna get into what directional is yet, I think that's, like, better later, but...

[03:41:09] Speedflip is this. Basically, the idea of the speedflip is your asscheeks, so think of my asscheeks as my boost holes, like, where I'm boosting from.

[03:41:17] You want your boosts to be facing you the entire time.

[03:41:20] Like, you see how my boosts is facing you the whole time while I'm boosting?

[03:41:24] So, a regular flip, like a front flip, would go like this, if I'm boosting, I'm boosting away from forward.

[03:41:29] Oh, your boost kind of that makes sense. My boost is taking me away from where I want to go

[03:41:34] Whereas where I'm speed flipping my boost is always taking me forward the whole time. Does that make sense?

[03:41:43] This is like a front flip regular flip, this is a regular like diagonal flip

[03:41:48] You see how like if I boost through a diagonal flip my boost is like sideways like that

[03:41:52] And then if I do a speed flip and it's always it's straight like it's like fully straight like my

[03:41:59] My ass cheeks are straight facing me the whole time. Does that make sense? Yes

[03:42:05] Yes, so the reason why this is hard is because this is a flip cancel

[03:42:09] so I don't know if you heard your chat about flip cancels, but

[03:42:13] Basically, I'm doing a diagonal flip

[03:42:17] Okay, so I'll just explain it like a very default basic level but again, I'm not gonna stand this too long

[03:42:22] I think it's pretty complicated and I'll give you like a basic

[03:42:24] Version of what you can do so flip cancel is like this is a regular front flip, right?

[03:42:28] And then if you put if you front flip and then pull down on your stick halfway

[03:42:34] Or like after you front flip basically you pull down on your stick

[03:42:37] You see how my car like has a weird like animation

[03:42:40] So basically front flipping and then pulling down in the same stick the opposite direction of my flip

[03:42:45] So get in a game and try it. Let's try it. It's like really basic

[03:42:48] version of what it cancel is

[03:42:52] Just do it like a front flip and then pull down on your left stick. So push forward then down after.

[03:42:58] Yeah, oh, you just... Jinkzy, stop, stop, stop. You just did a perfect inverted half flip, by the way.

[03:43:04] You just did this. You just did... That was actually good. That was actually good.

[03:43:10] What the fuck? That's a flip cancel. So basically, any direction that you flip, you can cancel it.

[03:43:16] Except for side flip. You can't cancel a side flip. You can cancel diagonal flips though.

[03:43:20] stuff. So try it with like speed flip. So speed flip is a diet. This is not you're

[03:43:26] gonna get it right away. Like there's GCs that don't know how to do this. Wait what?

[03:43:30] Yeah this is not something you shouldn't be learning this yet. But it's a diagonal flip.

[03:43:35] So push like top right on your stick and then flip. Just do that first.

[03:43:41] Hold forward and left stick. Hold top right top right. Should be like a slightly diagonal flip.

[03:43:46] Yeah, a little bit less top right than that, like, what would it be an o'clock?

[03:43:51] Well, I'd be like one, like one o'clock.

[03:43:54] Yeah, like that, and then pull down on your stick.

[03:43:57] Try to pull down on your stick, like, after you do that flip.

[03:43:59] Which stick, left stick?

[03:44:00] Left stick, yeah, all left stick, all left stick.

[03:44:02] So do a diagonal flip and then pull down, you're doing a side flip right now.

[03:44:05] So do a diagonal flip and then pull down after you do the flip.

[03:44:08] That's the idea of it, but then you gotta use, you kinda just, I mean, you're almost doing it.

[03:44:14] I can do this one. Squishy, I can do this, I can do this.

[03:44:18] Okay, okay. So that's the right flip, but you got to cancel it. You got to pull down

[03:44:24] right after. So you're canceling too hard, you got to be a little bit like, just mess

[03:44:29] with the timings a bit. This is going to take you fucking forever, James. This, like, you

[03:44:33] have to just go for it. I can do it, I can do it. I don't know.

[03:44:40] And you gotta use your arrow at the end to complete the motion as well.

[03:44:44] Wait, the chat said I did it.

[03:44:45] You actually did it, you did it, that was just it.

[03:44:48] Let me see, let me see.

[03:44:49] I'ma spec you, just keep...

[03:44:50] So go for the diagonal flip and then pull down right after you go for the diagonal flip.

[03:44:55] So when my right stick is at one o'clock, what do I do after I double tap A when it's

[03:45:00] one o'clock?

[03:45:01] You pull down, directly down to like six o'clock.

[03:45:05] Or no, not six o'clock, but like five o'clock.

[03:45:09] You're going to want to flick up to down, up to down basically.

[03:45:15] Just focus on the flip first things.

[03:45:16] Right after you see your flip animation, you can cancel.

[03:45:19] So you're doing a half flip, you're doing a half a button.

[03:45:25] Oh that was it!

[03:45:26] Wait that was it!

[03:45:27] That was it!

[03:45:28] That was it!

[03:45:29] Whatever you just said was it.

[03:45:30] You just did it again, Dix.

[03:45:31] What?

[03:45:32] Wait.

[03:45:33] No!

[03:45:34] Are you serious?

[03:45:35] Are you serious?

[03:45:36] I swear you did it, but yeah I swear you did it.

[03:45:38] This is hard to learn though like doing this on kickoff with boost is pretty hard to learn

[03:45:48] That was it that was it. I mean it's like that was basically it as well. You've got to get

[03:45:53] tighter cancel. Okay, Jinx, you're actually getting it. Like you're actually pretty much

[03:45:57] got it. I swear. Like that's a side flip, but you had it twice.

[03:46:02] So what is pulling your left stick down, dude, does it put your tires on the front flip?

[03:46:09] So, to show you in like a basic, no, just stop moving for a sec.

[03:46:13] So just do a straight forward front flip, just to show you what it looks like.

[03:46:16] Straight forward front flip, and then do a straight forward front flip, and pull straight

[03:46:18] down after.

[03:46:19] To do front flip, and then pull straight down after.

[03:46:23] Don't think about the down too much, just go forward first, then pull down after.

[03:46:25] Yeah, there you go.

[03:46:26] That's your cancel.

[03:46:28] That's the flip cancel.

[03:46:29] So you know when you got it, when your front flip, like the animation dies.

[03:46:34] Like you're canceling the animation.

[03:46:35] It's called a cancel because you're canceling the animation.

[03:46:37] So you do the flip first and then you cancel after.

[03:46:40] So you're side flipping more than you are diagonal flipping here, but it's like close.

[03:46:45] I just ripped off my control freak analog during that one.

[03:46:49] Yeah, it might be hard.

[03:46:51] I've never tried it with those.

[03:46:52] It might be hard.

[03:46:56] I wouldn't think too much about this specific

[03:46:58] cancel yet but I think it's good to learn cancels in general so every time you

[03:47:02] like flip it to the ball you can

[03:47:03] I mean basically are doing it

[03:47:07] sometimes you're throwing a side flip

[03:47:08] but you're doing it sometimes

[03:47:11] so what is the benefit of a speed flip and a side flip?

[03:47:16] okay side flip you shouldn't really be using much other than when you're shooting

[03:47:20] the ball

[03:47:22] or like certain specific touches but

[03:47:24] Speed flipping is really good for just getting around the map faster and like for kickoffs

[03:47:28] It's the fastest way to get to the ball game. So, you know how I was in that kickoff where I just chipped it around you left to right

[03:47:33] Yes

[03:47:34] That was because I was speed flipping first and then just chipping it on the left to right of the ball basically and you can't get to it

[03:47:41] Okay, now can we teach me how to get more power squishy with shops

[03:47:46] Yes, yes, but before I do that, uh, can you speck me quick?

[03:47:50] Yeah, I'm gonna show you like I want to show you like a basic like kickoff you can do

[03:47:54] Cause right now your kickoff is just like, you just boost I think and then you frontflip at the ball.

[03:47:59] You can do like the same idea, but um, instead of don't think about the speed flip aspect yet, but I think you should flip.

[03:48:09] Wait Squishy, can you show us a weight dash?

[03:48:12] Yes, one sec. So, I would boost your flip and then like side flip which is about to make conflict with the ball.

[03:48:18] It's like, it's a really newbie way to do it and I don't recommend doing this, but like if you're gonna learn anything,

[03:48:22] I would boost at the front flip and then like side flip when you land on the ball

[03:48:28] But like again in a way if you fuck this up it could be worse than doing what you're doing

[03:48:32] So like it might not be worth it yet to do this

[03:48:34] But a good kickoff jinx would be

[03:48:37] Boosts front flip and then if you want to you can boost them in front flip again

[03:48:40] You said I have 26 boost when I hit the ball

[03:48:41] Yeah, I have way more boost because I'm not wasting boost at the beginning. I'm flipping first like this flip saves

[03:48:47] Like I don't know 20 boost or something

[03:48:50] That's way better

[03:48:52] Okay, um, okay for wave dash I could see two wave dash

[03:48:56] Actually really fun to learn away dash. So what is the way my

[03:49:00] looks like this

[03:49:04] So what it is like in the basic form basically you're jumping you jump you tilt back

[03:49:09] And then as your wheels is about to touch the floor you front flip and all this is doing this is a front flip

[03:49:15] That's happening so close to the floor that you get the speed from the front flip

[03:49:19] but you don't see the animation. It basically cancels the animation but you

[03:49:23] get the speed from the front flip. This is just pushing forward on the stick

[03:49:26] right before you go to the floor. You can try it in the game. It's something you should just get

[03:49:30] upfield for but jump, tilt back. I'll show you this. This is what it's going to be.

[03:49:34] Jump, tilt back, and then front flip as you're about to make contact with the floor.

[03:49:38] As your back wheels are about to touch the floor. This is good for like

[03:49:44] getting speed. Save them on the wall here. Jump off, wave bash, and then I can flip

[03:49:48] after just like any time like you're trying to recover even even like this in

[03:49:54] games and times it can be better than front flipping it's a little quicker

[03:49:58] there's also wall dashes which is like a wall variant but we're not gonna do that

[03:50:04] that's in the future that's a little bit harder because there's no jump that

[03:50:09] happened that's just like using momentum to there's like spam see like this

[03:50:17] spam one. It's like a spam version of it too. But like, that one's not really good to do.

[03:50:22] Um, but you're using momentum of like your, I'm like digging left and right for this and

[03:50:27] then on the up, you throw in a double express, that's it. And you just make it tighter and

[03:50:31] tighter to the point where there's no gap in between.

[03:50:36] How are you not falling off the wall though?

[03:50:40] I'm never really leaving the wall. I'm just getting the speed for the flip without actually

[03:50:43] flipping it's a timing thing so if you want if you want to actually explanation

[03:50:54] that would be this is so complicated I'm basically going left right left right

[03:51:01] right with my stick and then on the right I'm pressing X twice my jump

[03:51:05] twice and then you're trying to get that timing that left right to be so fast

[03:51:10] Like you don't even really see the left and right

[03:51:14] You're just like speeding up that motion basically

[03:51:17] If you do and if you do it too slow like I just did like you'll flip off

[03:51:22] There's an easier way to do it with a roll like I think you hold a roll hold forward and like yeah, I

[03:51:28] Don't do it that way though. There's also people asking to see a horse dash. I mean, I know I'm not gonna learn that

[03:51:33] But how do you do that? I can't do that. That's a freestyle mech, but

[03:51:37] it's not it's not worth it I just basically did it but I didn't learn it

[03:51:46] cuz it doesn't really do anything the only like useless Mac I learned you might

[03:51:48] want to what this this fucking two-wheel drift it's like the only like useless

[03:51:56] thing I learned but there's like certain freestyle makes it don't really do

[03:52:01] anything. That is aura. That is fucking aura. You can do wave dash Jinx. I believe. So the

[03:52:09] wave dash is into a front flip right? Yeah so basically you're gonna jump. Do you want

[03:52:16] to make it easy for yourself Jinx? Go to the side of the ball like right there stop and

[03:52:20] turn ball cam on. I'll show you. Line yourself up next to me. Yep I'm right here. Right here

[03:52:29] and then same positioning, like put the tip of your car or the tip of my car where I'm at

[03:52:33] I go exactly how I am basically

[03:52:35] and stop there

[03:52:36] and then ball came on

[03:52:37] and you'll see the side of your car like that

[03:52:42] okay so now you're going to jump, tilt back a little bit

[03:52:44] and before you touch the floor push forward and jump

[03:52:50] it's okay

[03:52:52] how do I do it? jump tilt back?

[03:52:53] jump tilt back and before you touch the floor, front foot

[03:52:57] like you can wait a little bit longer

[03:52:58] basically before your back wheel touches the floor

[03:53:05] close, front flip though, it's just a straight front flip

[03:53:10] Jack, can y'all stop fucking laughing? Hold it up

[03:53:15] oh yeah, tap jump, tap jump might help as well

[03:53:17] tap jump so you're close to the floor

[03:53:22] you're close, you're close, it's just timing dude

[03:53:24] just wait a little bit longer before you're front flip

[03:53:28] That would have been it if you were close to the floor.

[03:53:32] If you flipped or you had it, it flipped too early still, a little bit later, you'll get

[03:53:38] it.

[03:53:39] Almost, almost, like a little bit later than that.

[03:53:43] That would have been it if you flipped, that was it, oh bro, a little too early for that.

[03:53:51] I don't know, every time I flip, I actually flip.

[03:53:54] You're close, you're close.

[03:53:55] right there you got it you got it you got it you got it go back

[03:53:59] no no you flipped after you spamming it I can tell you're spamming it

[03:54:03] it's just one A press forward and A press that's it

[03:54:07] so I'm not front flip it

[03:54:09] no you told me not too much there but yeah

[03:54:13] you did it you did it you did it

[03:54:14] it's just one tap it's not a front flip one tap yeah

[03:54:17] no it is a front flip

[03:54:18] but because you've already jumped you only have to press

[03:54:21] A once you've already jumped you're falling down

[03:54:23] does that make sense

[03:54:25] Bro, I can do it, but I'm just tapping A once.

[03:54:28] I'm not troubling you.

[03:54:29] Yeah, that's correct.

[03:54:30] No, that is correct, Jinx.

[03:54:32] You are front flipping, but you've already jumped.

[03:54:34] So you only have to press A once.

[03:54:37] Does this make sense?

[03:54:38] But I'm front living.

[03:54:39] That's what happens.

[03:54:41] No, no, no, no.

[03:54:41] OK, OK, slow down, slow down, slow down.

[03:54:42] One second, one second.

[03:54:43] OK, because you're jumping to begin with,

[03:54:46] you now only have to press A one more time to use your flip.

[03:54:50] You've already jumped once.

[03:54:52] Flipping requires you to jump one time to flip.

[03:54:55] You understand?

[03:54:57] Oh!

[03:55:00] I did not know that.

[03:55:01] So once you jump, you have a flip for 1.5 seconds

[03:55:04] after you jump.

[03:55:05] Now all you have to do is press A plus the stick movement

[03:55:07] and then you use your flip.

[03:55:08] You can flip with just one jump.

[03:55:11] A whole second and a half after.

[03:55:12] Yes.

[03:55:14] So after you jump once, that's how you do it.

[03:55:16] Remember the thing I showed you where you jump up,

[03:55:17] you boost and you flip into it?

[03:55:19] Yeah.

[03:55:20] once for that. I know you were you were a spit yeah I saw I saw that makes sense

[03:55:28] that's fine yeah yeah so what is the benefit of a horse dash there's no

[03:55:36] benefit to horse dash it's just you go back and forth sorry wave dash is you

[03:55:41] gain speed with no boost so let's say like drive straight in a straight line if

[03:55:45] you have no boost you can do it we're driving like drive with no boost just

[03:55:49] like to help back in with that yeah you get a little more speed new mechanic

[03:55:54] unlocked here you go bro oh I were backward to see if you're really sucky

[03:56:00] the same thing inverted try back or try back yeah yeah no no don't move back

[03:56:07] we're just trying to do a backward wave dash you want to see you can do it

[03:56:10] inverted controls from what you just did. You can do it, bro.

[03:56:14] What do you mean by that?

[03:56:19] No, no, no, no. Okay, I'll show you, I'll show you, I'll show you, I'll show you.

[03:56:21] Smack me, smack me, smack me.

[03:56:22] Do you want to see if you can do it?

[03:56:23] Because if you can learn this, then this is like a big part of, like, Rocket League in general, bro.

[03:56:26] Everything you learn, you got to be able to do it in every direction.

[03:56:28] So you just learn how to front-wave dash.

[03:56:30] A back-wave dash looks like this.

[03:56:32] Oh!

[03:56:33] You're tilting up.

[03:56:34] Oh!

[03:56:35] Bro, I can do it.

[03:56:36] Front-wave dash.

[03:56:37] Back-wave dash.

[03:56:39] I can do that, I can do that, I can do that, watch this.

[03:56:42] Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[03:56:46] Yeah, you did it, holy shit, bro.

[03:56:48] Okay, okay.

[03:56:49] We gotta get a drink to some credit, bro.

[03:56:50] I swear, like, people love to troll you,

[03:56:52] but come on, dude, like, you're learning this quick.

[03:56:54] That's quick, that's quick.

[03:56:55] Instant, instant reverse wave dash.

[03:56:57] Okay, what else do you wanna learn, Jinx?

[03:57:00] Bro, I just won a lot.

[03:57:01] Don't tilt up too much.

[03:57:02] You don't need that much tilt for the wave dash in general,

[03:57:04] by the way, it's like a little bit.

[03:57:06] There you go.

[03:57:09] Okay, now how do I get power?

[03:57:21] Power, okay.

[03:57:22] Wait, what is a half-flit?

[03:57:23] They're all side effects.

[03:57:24] Oh, a half-flit.

[03:57:25] Yes, yes.

[03:57:26] You can learn that now, I think.

[03:57:27] Okay, expect me quick.

[03:57:28] Okay.

[03:57:29] Expecting.

[03:57:30] Okay.

[03:57:31] So, same thing.

[03:57:32] Remember the flip cancel we just did?

[03:57:33] You were doing it.

[03:57:34] You were doing it.

[03:57:35] You were doing it.

[03:57:36] You were doing it.

[03:57:37] You were doing it.

[03:57:38] You were doing an inverted half flip. That's what it looks like.

[03:57:41] So basically what a half flip is, is you go from, see how my car is facing forward,

[03:57:46] and by the time I do my flip, it faces backward.

[03:57:48] You're doing this but backward.

[03:57:50] So basically if you're ever in a position where you're reversing,

[03:57:53] you can half flip to face where you want to go after.

[03:57:56] That's the idea of a half flip.

[03:57:58] Okay, so to do it, you're holding the diagonal flip, the diagonal flip,

[03:58:04] and then halfway through that flip you want to pull you want to stay on like

[03:58:07] the bottom left of your stick from the bottom okay it's gonna be hard to explain

[03:58:11] but basically you're holding down left I would say seven o'clock diagonal flip

[03:58:16] hold from that part of your stick and drag your stick to the top top left

[03:58:20] bottom left the top left and you got to figure out the timing you want to do it

[03:58:24] too quick I want to do too slow because mess with it let's try this is this is

[03:58:28] again I know something that diamonds don't even do properly I feel like

[03:58:33] I would hold down left on your stick, go to like 7 o'clock, and then go from 7 once you

[03:58:43] flip, drag your stick along that left side of your stick to the top left, and just try

[03:58:49] a different like, try different timings, basically you do your flip and, okay, limit it not over

[03:58:54] complicating things for your edgings, one sec, after you flip, the cancel, like, the

[03:58:59] movement you do after your flip is what makes it cancel, so don't overcomplicate the flip,

[03:59:03] The flip happens, down left, just do a down left flip right now, that's it.

[03:59:07] Like that?

[03:59:08] That's down right, but you can do that too, that's fine.

[03:59:11] So down left, yeah, and then from that point after you flip, pull your stick up from the

[03:59:16] down left to the top left.

[03:59:18] Let's try that.

[03:59:20] Okay, basically did it, I would think that was like a three quarter flip, it wasn't fully

[03:59:28] The chat's laugh.

[03:59:30] Half of you went too far.

[03:59:31] No, no, no, you're doing fine.

[03:59:35] That's pretty good.

[03:59:36] That's pretty...

[03:59:37] I mean, that's not bad.

[03:59:38] You can get away with that.

[03:59:41] That's not bad.

[03:59:42] That's not...

[03:59:43] This honestly, Jinx, is really good learning.

[03:59:45] So, imagine you have to...

[03:59:47] Your net's behind you and you have to chase the ball down.

[03:59:50] But you don't want to go backward.

[03:59:52] You turn around like this.

[03:59:55] Whoa

[04:00:01] So I can show you like I can show you like a bait like a simpler way to do it. Yeah

[04:00:09] So you have a roll bound right

[04:00:12] You have regular a roll on L on LB

[04:00:16] Yeah, so

[04:00:19] It's gonna be okay. So basically you're gonna pull backwards to do a regular backflip

[04:00:23] halfway through you pull up so this will happen you'd like have that kind of

[04:00:30] happen and then you just hold your arrow button to to complete the rest of the

[04:00:36] flip but again I think this is too complex and honestly if you're if you're

[04:00:46] backward in my opinion Jinx your rank right now if you're backward like just

[04:00:50] do this just hold your drift button and just go like you know I mean just go from

[04:00:56] here hold your turn or or you can even do this you can like feel like that

[04:01:02] that's really easy right yeah I wouldn't worry about that yeah I think the best

[04:01:07] thing for me to learn is probably just how to get more power on yeah that's gonna

[04:01:11] be the most like applicable thing right now so what I actually wanted to teach

[04:01:17] you was bounce troubles jing see okay I know it sounds complicated but looks like

[04:01:23] this oh you let it hit the ground yeah I've never did that yeah yeah and you

[04:01:30] could see and then at any point in time you could jump up to that right like

[04:01:33] really basic you can even flake off of it from underneath you can like get around

[04:01:38] it shoot it off the bounce you have like four options if you learned that you

[04:01:42] like legit you can get diamond in a month if you can learn this but it's gonna

[04:01:45] take a while it'll be hard so basically the idea behind this okay there's a few

[04:01:51] different ways that you can practice but I think literally just get behind it

[04:01:54] turn ball cam off and just try to like watch the ball soon as about to hit the

[04:01:58] ground you go for it right after it's the ground and you're gonna miss sometimes

[04:02:00] but if you just have a lock onto the ball it's like an infinite ball when you

[04:02:07] get it right it's like an infinite ball if you could do that jinx then you can

[04:02:10] go on the right as soon as it bats off the floor you can rip it that's how I was

[04:02:13] power. You basically just go and that's gonna teach you how to get better power

[04:02:17] on your shots too. So how do you get power if you just fucking ground it? You just pinch it off the ground basically. It's not a pinch I'm shooting it right after it comes off

[04:02:24] the floor like a volley kind of thing but I'm coming from an angle. I'm coming from

[04:02:27] like the side. Does that make sense? You got to come around the wall. The way you're doing it is so sexy.

[04:02:34] You'll get it. You'll get it 100% so that's the thing about this bounce triple. If you get the bounce triple down you'll get the

[04:02:40] timing down of like a good drill is like just ripping it off the wall like this

[04:02:43] with the ball bounces you can rip it off the wall again right like just keep

[04:02:47] doing that over and over again off the bounce that was a really good touch that

[04:02:50] was about triple-touch. Shybuki on auto off of this. Off is fine. So you're in a

[04:02:57] tough spot to even start that up there. So for this I'm gonna roll toward you go

[04:03:04] go another size probably easier.

[04:03:08] Chats, I'm living that sun shit.

[04:03:13] So right after the bounce. You might have to use a bit of boost.

[04:03:16] That's what you're gonna need to do.

[04:03:18] Use a bit of boost to catch up to where you need to, right?

[04:03:26] This is not easy, Jax, but this is definitely where you're at.

[04:03:30] If you learned this, this is a huge challenge.

[04:03:34] No one's doing this

[04:03:39] Fuck

[04:03:41] Okay, okay, what do you feel like it's hard for you about this like like what what can I help you with that feels like hard about this?

[04:03:52] Like

[04:03:55] Like just the way I feel to do it like it doesn't feel like

[04:03:57] He's gotta like learn it under running it over here. Yeah, so just like learning like the control of the car

[04:04:04] That was good. It was so easy for you

[04:04:09] That's 21,000 you just beat me jinx at 21,000 hours, bro. We took me down man

[04:04:21] I'm such a chance

[04:04:23] Dude, this is not easy jinx. You can't get this in stuff

[04:04:26] Okay, how about this? How about this? How about this? How about this? How about this?

[04:04:31] Let's try something more doable right now. So I'm going to rip it off the wall. I want

[04:04:36] you to try to bang it after the bounce. I want you to try to just hit it off of the bounce

[04:04:41] at any point. That's a little bit too late. Try to hit it directly after it comes up the

[04:04:45] ground and hit it with the front of your card. Like get it hit it with the tip. Don't hit

[04:04:48] it with your ASCII. You're going to bounce off the wall. Try to line up a good hit. If

[04:04:52] if you can get a good hit on this

[04:04:55] you can wait till after this one

[04:04:57] if you like this all good

[04:05:01] you can wait till it bounces twice if you want

[04:05:03] just rip it off the bounce

[04:05:08] i mean sweet mother of nattoon

[04:05:11] try it again i'm sorry

[04:05:16] i'm just trying to help you get better power

[04:05:18] basically the power thing just comes from two things

[04:05:20] you're hitting it with the tip of your car and you're hitting it right after

[04:05:22] comes off the bounce that's all I'm doing it's okay so I know I know I know

[04:05:35] like this is not easy okay is there anything easier that I can help you

[04:05:43] with right now like anything anything that you feel like you you have questions

[04:05:46] about or you want to learn or like something that like it's confusing you

[04:05:49] game that you want to learn about now i feel like i sort of own the gold players dude i feel like

[04:05:56] i'm like i only really lose to like the air dribbling smarts oh that's right defense yes defense

[04:06:06] defense well remember remember that thing i haven't really been seeing you do it that much sometimes

[04:06:11] you're on the side walls but remember that thing i showed you where like i rolled up the wall

[04:06:14] you drive with the wall yeah no i know what you mean but what happens is i go off the wall and

[04:06:18] and then the ball is not on the wall and then it's behind me and then they just get

[04:06:21] an open ball okay okay so all right so you always basically the idea of defense

[04:06:30] you always want to like be able to face the play and you always want to be able

[04:06:32] to like have momentum toward the ball if that makes sense that's the way you

[04:06:36] should be thinking about it yeah and every situation like you want to have

[04:06:42] okay if I'm in this spot right here right coming in you don't want to be back

[04:06:47] turned and have to like 360 to go for the wall so that would mean that you want

[04:06:52] to be like over here facing the play and be able to like gain momentum toward the

[04:06:56] play so I've kind of told you this before remember I told you like the ball

[04:06:59] is going toward your net you should turn around like and face the ball like they're

[04:07:03] kind of like you kind of do you kind of do you kind of do wait hold on I can

[04:07:11] teach you like an extra layer of this hold your okay don't do anything yet

[04:07:26] oh you got it bro I had to do that without me saying it

[04:07:33] okay what were you trying to get the fundamentals of defense again did you hear

[04:07:38] anything yes yes yes always have your back always be facing the flag always

[04:07:43] face the play yeah so in this situation right I wouldn't want to put myself in a

[04:07:48] spot where I'm like here I would have said well like go wide and like face that

[04:07:52] way I have momentum for the place that's the biggest thing that's gonna happen

[04:07:55] your rank is like I think there's two things the ball is gonna be in a spot

[04:07:58] like like this and then you're like under it and you like don't know what to do

[04:08:02] right that's gonna happen a fuck ton and then also like if like the if you're

[04:08:08] getting back on defense you have a choice on how to defend it you should

[04:08:12] always every time go as far from as possible to get a better angle on the

[04:08:15] ball like you always want to go why to get a better angle on the ball you never

[04:08:19] want to like approach the ball to shitty angle if that makes sense here's my

[04:08:22] I feel like that's two main things. Yeah, yeah

[04:08:24] Now this is something that I find myself in a lot. I'm gonna try to give you the exact scenario

[04:08:30] Okay, this happens all the time

[04:08:34] Let's say it's twos there's an enemy player

[04:08:38] Approaching the net and I'm in goalie should I a

[04:08:42] Go to the ball and challenge them or be let them shoot and say what do you think?

[04:08:48] that's a really good question and I mean right I think that answer changes

[04:08:57] depending on your rank and I think in your rank right now waiting is fine I

[04:09:00] think it's fine okay there's two things think of it like this if the ball is

[04:09:04] rolling at you like this this is a green like the challenge they cannot do a

[04:09:07] single thing they can't do anything yes that if the ball is rolling like that

[04:09:13] challenge if the ball is on their car you want to fake challenge this every

[04:09:16] time you don't want to go for this because I can flick any point I'll try

[04:09:22] not score sorry so the two things you think about your rank is not gonna be

[04:09:27] dribbling on their fucking head every time I don't think that's gonna happen

[04:09:29] still really what happens yes I'm fine okay I'm in the big world I'm in the

[04:09:36] big world I can teach you some crazy tech but it's like high-level care okay

[04:09:44] Okay bro, so, okay watch my POV, I'm gonna explain something to you.

[04:09:51] This is high level tech bro, but this is easy for you to do, but it's actually you gotta

[04:09:55] think, this is all brain, okay?

[04:09:57] So when I'm dribbling, a bad player will almost every time dribble toward that like this.

[04:10:01] I cannot see the net at all.

[04:10:03] You see how I can't see the net at all?

[04:10:05] Your goal as a defender is literally, let's assume, okay, let's, you don't want to ball

[04:10:10] for a second, you see these pads?

[04:10:13] someone dribbling on these pads like straight line right if I'm a defender and

[04:10:16] I see that what I want to do is I want to fake challenge and then just sit on

[04:10:20] the pads like they're right behind me and I'm right behind that I'm in front of

[04:10:24] the ball for them so they don't see me the reaction every time in this game

[04:10:27] when you don't see the opponent is to try to see the opponent every player

[04:10:31] pro non-pro if they don't see the opponent they're gonna like panic flick

[04:10:35] like this and they're gonna like just hit it they just want to see you again

[04:10:39] they're scared they don't know where you are you could be challenging they don't

[04:10:41] So I'd behind the ball think about what they see on their perspective. This is high level of shit

[04:10:46] Think about what they see from their perspective and literally hide behind the back

[04:10:49] I'll use that to your advantage, right when you challenge you will jump scare them

[04:10:53] Like they'll literally shit their pants when you challenge asking anyone to chat

[04:11:00] You're sitting in the blind spot think of it as like the blind spot like they won't be able to see it

[04:11:04] I should have you guys ever been jump-scared by somebody when you're dribbling. It's because you're doing this

[04:11:08] I guarantee you guys would be like holy fuck like it's a horror game. It's because they challenge you behind the ball

[04:11:12] It's scary as shit right it happens all the time, so

[04:11:15] I'm telling you

[04:11:17] So Jinx as we're defending this there's two things you want to throw in a fake challenge if they're not closer

[04:11:22] Net like if they're here go like this and like back off

[04:11:24] They're gonna flip or do something and then just stay in front of the ball. This is called shadowing

[04:11:28] They cannot get past you if they're willing to give us back flip if you want

[04:11:32] But basically the main idea is also you play two smoke most of the time, right?

[04:11:36] or ones.

[04:11:37] Two's and ones.

[04:11:38] I like ones too.

[04:11:40] Okay, so there's two positions and ones you need to think about.

[04:11:45] You're the first man or you're the second man?

[04:11:46] It's like the two positions.

[04:11:47] You're the first man.

[04:11:48] If I have the ball as first man, I can do whatever the fuck I want, right?

[04:11:52] And the second guy should be like supporting basically and just trying to see what happens.

[04:11:56] If you're second man on defense and your first guy just committed, let's say my first man

[04:12:00] just did this and like missed and he's stuck here, right?

[04:12:03] And now I'm going to 1v2.

[04:12:04] Your goal every time is not to go for this ball, like every time as second man you should

[04:12:09] be going fake, try to see if they hit it off the wall then collect like the free ball after

[04:12:13] it, right?

[04:12:14] So fake challenge to the ball.

[04:12:17] If you're last man and you haven't, okay basically if you have no support, fake challenge.

[04:12:20] If you have support you can go.

[04:12:21] Got it.

[04:12:22] Does that make sense?

[04:12:23] Got it.

[04:12:24] If you have a guy behind you and you know you can go for sure, if not, fake challenge

[04:12:27] until they give you the ball.

[04:12:28] And remember what I told you, like make a touch, you can wait, see if they miss.

[04:12:32] If they miss, okay, I have empty net. If they hit it, okay, deal with the touch. Go to the touch, right?

[04:12:36] Like, keep them stuck in their side. Make a touch.

[04:12:40] Will he make that hit?

[04:12:41] I don't know, we'll find out. If he misses, okay, I have a free net.

[04:12:43] Like, just think of the game like that. Don't, like...

[04:12:46] Don't always assume they're gonna make a mistake. Like, if they're close or respected sometimes, right? That's it.

[04:12:50] It's really important.

[04:12:53] Does that make sense?

[04:12:54] I think, I think for...

[04:12:56] For defense though, Jinx.

[04:12:58] Number one thing I think especially at your rank...

[04:13:00] It's like, just fake challenging. Like...

[04:13:02] Like just given the game and try to do something

[04:13:14] You know like in soccer when like you have the ball and in real life talking

[04:13:17] And you're just jockeying like the defenders like just jockeying next to the ball

[04:13:21] It's the same idea

[04:13:22] Like you don't want to commit like they don't die, you know like a real life soccer

[04:13:25] They don't dive or like tackle right away

[04:13:27] They're kind of just like track the player and force them to pass it to someone or force them into like an uncomfortable spot

[04:13:32] Like you're doing that

[04:13:33] They have the ball here. I'm defending this man in front of me

[04:13:36] I'm trying to just like keep them locked into this corner and defend my nice him right next to my net

[04:13:40] Yeah, but I'm like keeping him locked here kind of thing

[04:13:43] So the idea is just like not committing your play will also like defending like the dangerous play right and then if you

[04:13:49] Makes it play then I can try to do something after

[04:13:53] So try to join the game joining in quick

[04:13:55] Alright, alright, twin.

[04:14:00] So I want you to like just grab the ball and just like try to make a play.

[04:14:03] Just jibble jibble me or something.

[04:14:05] I'll show what I would do here.

[04:14:08] So I'm literally just staying close in and you're going to feel like you have no way

[04:14:10] out and as soon as you make your play I can just leave, right?

[04:14:12] So if I make a play what would you do?

[04:14:15] Perfect.

[04:14:16] Perfect.

[04:14:17] That was good, that was good, that was good, that was really good.

[04:14:19] But as soon as you start thinking like that like the game feels different.

[04:14:22] So, and then there's a higher level point to even that, where...

[04:14:28] That was good, you faked shot, yeah, yeah.

[04:14:30] This is very good, very good, bro.

[04:14:33] Like, I'm actually like kind of trying to get past you.

[04:14:40] Count a shot of this time.

[04:14:46] Then you can go, yes, exactly.

[04:14:47] And then you're just close enough where you can just go, right?

[04:14:50] That's it, you never want to make a stupid challenge.

[04:14:52] That's the main thing like how many times in your rank do you get scored on by just like diving late like just

[04:14:58] Happens

[04:15:01] Majority of the goals aren't even goals. It's literally just people over committing and then some of dribbling it in

[04:15:08] Yes, yeah, I

[04:15:12] That's I'm saying think of like if you're defense differently like if you're second man

[04:15:15] Just don't go into your teammates with you and just fake challenge. I don't make them throw it away

[04:15:19] especially your rank like people aren't gonna be hitting perfect shots like it's

[04:15:23] not gonna happen every time I got you but I got you but there's like there's an

[04:15:30] extra layer to what I was saying about the dribbling thing like you know how

[04:15:33] you try to hide behind the ball so there's like a mind you know happens at

[04:15:36] high level we're like they start to dribble at like an angle where they

[04:15:39] could see the opponent the whole time so I can literally see you the whole time

[04:15:42] and ever you choose to go here I can make my play based on that yeah and then

[04:15:47] I will like always up the whole time yeah, like I'm just like an angle where you can see but when you're straight you can't

[04:15:53] Exactly like I'm sure on the because the ball is blocking the net and the players usually in the net

[04:15:57] So as long as the ball is not blocking the net I can usually see what's in the net

[04:16:01] You can even try yourself like we just dribble the ball and like try to make it in a way where you can see me

[04:16:05] And then as soon as you can see me, it's easy to like outplay me. You should be looking at your opponent a lot too. I'm sure you do

[04:16:13] Yeah, yeah, but you don't want to get full ton of vision on the ball

[04:16:16] yeah people are saying do a bot review I mean I do I do watch his his games you

[04:16:24] seem like that's a good touch

[04:16:29] they're not coming to you like this we're gonna do things yeah the fake job

[04:16:33] and you're shadowing and even yeah perfect perfect perfect perfect like I

[04:16:38] haven't played in flat yet you can see me play a flat two game and just tell me

[04:16:41] like yeah yeah I've never played in black

[04:16:46] whoo I know I noticed I've noticed like

[04:16:54] everything though yeah and in a slightly

[04:16:59] deep when someone's really like this

[04:17:00] I think so you can go every time by the

[04:17:01] way like but try to like and I won that

[04:17:04] challenge without jumping at all so try

[04:17:06] to think about how the challenge gonna

[04:17:07] go a little bit more but there's no way

[04:17:09] I could score if the ball's rolling like

[04:17:11] that. What you can even do, you can also just drive into it. Try that. If I'm driving like

[04:17:15] that, just drive into the ball. You'll see what I mean. I mean, like roll it first. Go

[04:17:19] back for it.

[04:17:20] Like demo? Or no?

[04:17:21] No, no, no. Like literally just like, it's like a noncommitted way to challenge. It's

[04:17:25] called like a drive challenge. So just, I'm going to roll it, literally just boost into

[04:17:28] me. If someone's doing this, you can literally just boost. Yeah. Like you'll win it and you

[04:17:32] don't commit that much because you're not flipped. Flipping basically commits you. Does

[04:17:36] that make sense?

[04:17:37] Yeah. Flipping fully knocks you up for like three, like two seconds.

[04:17:40] Yeah, so when you can challenge without flipping, it's better every time.

[04:17:44] So if someone's rolling the ball next to them and you can just drive, it's better every single time.

[04:17:52] Yeah, we'll do it one more time. Let's see the defense. I want to see a fake challenge to you.

[04:17:59] That's okay. Jinx, backflip backflip backflip backflip. Right there, you backflip. Like that was

[04:18:03] perfect. Once you get that close, let's do it again. If you get that close, like you smothered me, you backflip.

[04:18:10] That was literally perfect.

[04:18:12] So you fake challenge?

[04:18:14] Okay, I almost hit my pants.

[04:18:16] I knew you were fake challenging.

[04:18:18] The only reason why I didn't flick is because I knew you were fake challenging.

[04:18:20] Because it's like holding things up.

[04:18:22] If you feel like you have the element of surprise in a real game, you can just go.

[04:18:26] You don't always have to fake challenge.

[04:18:28] Just think about what they are seeing on this screen.

[04:18:30] Yeah.

[04:18:32] Yeah.

[04:18:36] Wait, I don't know how there is.

[04:18:38] You hold down on your stick

[04:18:40] Just opposite of a frontflip

[04:18:44] That's really important and then like shadow positions like that. It's super important. So we'll try it fake child get close to space in the back

[04:18:53] I was like kind of in my head already. Sorry, sorry

[04:19:00] At a high level that happens all the time like that's like the most common way to defend that they're like

[04:19:04] We get really close you have no play and then I'll start from far

[04:19:23] Go shot again

[04:19:25] You can even go from like this side like you can even if you're uncomfortable back to me

[04:19:29] You can go from the side of the ball and like side flip in the same spot

[04:19:38] I mean you're just gonna you're just gonna need to know how to do everything later

[04:19:41] So I just don't want you to bad habit. Yeah, I'm like ignoring

[04:19:46] Because there is a there is importance to back like doing shit backwards

[04:19:50] Okay, try to do whatever you want to defend this. That's what I do. That's fine. I just yeah, I even know

[04:19:59] So that's really good. You see like a blind spot challenge. Yep. Like that was really good like on my screen

[04:20:09] I don't even see you coming because you're coming from like the right or left or behind

[04:20:12] That's really important to and that people are learning that like way later

[04:20:16] but

[04:20:18] Same idea like you're thinking about what the opponent sees on their screen, right?

[04:20:20] They're seeing what's in front of them and the ball if you come from behind them to challenge them like that's fucking so insane

[04:20:26] I'm going to play a flat game and see how it goes.

[04:20:32] I've never played a flat game.

[04:20:34] You're actually flat.

[04:20:35] That's so crazy.

[04:20:36] Yeah.

[04:20:37] It's my first flat game right here.

[04:20:38] First flat game.

[04:20:39] First flat game chat.

[04:20:41] First flat game.

[04:20:42] First flat game.

[04:20:43] Guys, Zapdash is so later in the future.

[04:20:48] It's insane.

[04:20:49] Like I have GC friends that do not know how to Zapdash.

[04:20:51] I don't want to overcomplicate what he's learning right now as well.

[04:20:55] I feel like, honestly right now, she's learning like tenancies, like just getting better, like, fundamentals.

[04:21:02] Alright chat, first ever game in Platinum.

[04:21:04] Oh, hi guys, can you stream?

[04:21:21] Nice!

[04:21:21] I can't see yet, but I'll let you know, okay.

[04:21:28] Nice.

[04:21:29] Thank you, guys.

[04:21:34] Nice.

[04:21:35] Bro, first game in Cloud Chat.

[04:21:42] Whoa, whoa, whoa, my car, my car!

[04:21:50] I have no idea but dude I can already tell like you're um just overall like how you read

[04:22:09] the ball and the plate everything like thank you bro I'm just more I'm more reluctant

[04:22:15] like but when I commit I commit like when I have space I when I know I can close

[04:22:20] the gap I close the gap you know what I mean yeah but if I know I can't get there

[04:22:24] it's like I'm just gonna fake

[04:22:28] alright we double commit that's fucking trash

[04:22:34] over over play over holy shit don't tell me bro

[04:22:40] This game is flat. It's not going to be as easy as it is going to go. Over the middle.

[04:22:47] That's really good. You just shout him without jumping at all. It's so good. You can go again if you want to.

[04:22:57] Got a little bit of dribs on him. Damn.

[04:23:03] That's a really good touch. That's fine.

[04:23:06] No, but remember you're first man too so like your teammates should be behind you there

[04:23:09] You shouldn't really have to worry too much if you get beat don't don't think about that as a bad thing if your teammates behind you

[04:23:14] Right like it's fine

[04:23:16] Yes

[04:23:26] I gotta go there

[04:23:33] Yes, what a touch is not there though

[04:23:36] Okay

[04:23:38] Who's here?

[04:23:41] Oh my god. Wow, that was intense off

[04:23:46] Nice, I'm on math. No, no, that was back to me. Yeah, but I mean, it's fine still

[04:23:55] One be one use the late touch you may use so much time

[04:23:59] I have a shot if you let me have it, they never let me have the shot in this rank.

[04:24:14] Yeah I mean that's not on you, you're playing this fun, you should have just waited.

[04:24:20] This guy won't stop going for the wall though.

[04:24:28] This is a really good patience for you, super super good for you.

[04:24:34] That's like solid Rocket League players for me.

[04:24:36] I think I should be there.

[04:24:37] Oh.

[04:24:38] Bro, I think the biggest issue I noticed in gold when I queued a lot, like when I played

[04:24:44] a lot of my teammates like they didn't give a fuck where I was or how many

[04:24:49] boosts I have they would just go to the ball every time and I found myself

[04:24:53] playing completely reacted. Yeah he just cut you off like five different times

[04:24:57] which is unfortunate but you actually like you adapted you adapted really

[04:25:02] quickly like you didn't you didn't go because you knew that he was doing that

[04:25:05] like a lot like you're just playing safe which is good. You can see this never

[04:25:09] gets better by the way happened in SSL there's levels to it and

[04:25:13] every fucking rank yeah

[04:25:17] Right you know what that reminds me of the oh my god

[04:25:26] I mean, okay

[04:25:27] You see yes, yes poor touch your teammate went for an aerial he landed in their net for like 12 seconds really

[04:25:34] Yes, so you're 1 b 2-ing which is not like that that was your fault because the touch was poor

[04:25:38] But like it wasn't really your fault because you should have also been back

[04:25:40] where you gonna save us siege? well like the one thing that never gets better no matter what right

[04:25:47] here in its siege is like if your teammates are... oh my god goh let's say in siege you're in like a

[04:25:59] 5v1 it doesn't matter if you're copper, bronze, silver, gold, fucking flat, emerald, diamond champion

[04:26:09] If you're in a 5v1 in Siege, everyone, and I mean everyone on your team, will be what thirsty as fuck and go for the kill.

[04:26:16] And it's like the most improper undisturbed-

[04:26:19] Like throwing rounds? Yeah, yeah.

[04:26:21] Yeah, like throwing rounds is ever changes no matter what rank you're in.

[04:26:24] You really only see it change in like pro league, and even sometimes pros throw rounds.

[04:26:28] It's insane.

[04:26:33] This is the-

[04:26:35] Oh my god.

[04:26:36] Oh my god.

[04:26:39] See that? What the fuck are you doing dabs? Like legitimately. If I'm out of the net do we just instantly give up a gold?

[04:26:51] So I have a read on your teammate. So the last play he just did an air dribble like double tap almost right?

[04:26:59] So I think he thinks he's a god. So I feel like he just wants to ball the whole game but then he doesn't realize that he doesn't know how to do any of the other stuff

[04:27:06] I feel like he just sat in free play free like everyone like a real shit. Oh my basically

[04:27:11] That's probably what you're working with right now

[04:27:14] Like you're better than this guy on your team. Yo, add me. Oh, no

[04:27:19] You're better than you hear. I mean, what is this? Okay? Yeah

[04:27:30] Like there are no bro

[04:27:32] I was playing to my brother this morning my brother

[04:27:40] Literally he is on right

[04:27:42] Just got the game right and we have three wins in one loss because we just like we're in a call like

[04:27:50] Playing the right way. Yeah. I mean I

[04:27:54] Like I mean, I just want to punch her in the face. I don't know

[04:27:58] I'm telling you Jinx, you're better than this guy in every way except for like this off the

[04:28:05] wall air dribble shit and he thinks he's better because of that so he just wants the ball

[04:28:08] the whole time.

[04:28:09] That's all it is.

[04:28:10] He's not lucky like this is why like I'm impressed by you reaching flat this quick

[04:28:19] because he's not making contact like half the time.

[04:28:25] I've had to deal with so much of this bullshit, which is just, it's just classic, but...

[04:28:31] You've also met some cool people on the way, I saw that Justin got you playing with.

[04:28:33] Yeah.

[04:28:33] You look a nice kid.

[04:28:35] Yeah.

[04:28:36] I don't know.

[04:28:37] Chama, 1v1, why would I 1v1 him?

[04:28:39] So he sells the game, concedes 5 goals, misses the ball 5 times over the net, so then I should 1v1 him?

[04:28:46] No!

[04:28:47] No!

[04:28:48] No!

[04:28:50] No!

[04:28:51] Fuck no, dude, fuck no!

[04:28:53] Why would I 1v1 it?

[04:29:01] So like what are like, what are just like the cardinal rules of 2 squishing, what are

[04:29:08] the cardinal rules?

[04:29:09] If you're second man, fake and like don't go and let's have a free ball basically.

[04:29:13] If you're last man and your teammate's not back and you're defending, just fake until

[04:29:16] you get a free ball essentially.

[04:29:18] Don't go for the ball and this is absolutely free because you don't want to go for a 50

[04:29:21] with no one behind you and it's just in your net.

[04:29:23] hit it off the wall like never ever hit it off sidewall or hit off the corner for

[04:29:27] like on defense like what I did last game yeah you always always keep if

[04:29:32] you're gonna hit it to the wall rolling up the wall so it stalls time those are

[04:29:36] like the main things and if you're a first man like trying to make a play

[04:29:39] that is not super committed but like it's still dangerous but then what do I

[04:29:44] do when I'm first man right and my teammates yeah that you can't control so

[04:29:49] where they just run in front of me

[04:29:52] even at the start of this game

[04:29:55] i'm first man and i just run in front of you

[04:29:59] so your first year you can go for that boost if you want to

[04:30:02] you can just be annoying

[04:30:03] you can go for a bump bump that's completely fine there

[04:30:07] really good play

[04:30:11] no that happens even in ssl and and it's funny because how pros play in ssl2s is like they

[04:30:16] They try, they don't trust their teammate at all and they try to just like, just perma

[04:30:21] play in the same way as possible, they make no command on offense.

[04:30:24] It's just insane, it still maintains that issue up there as well.

[04:30:32] So you're saying it's the same thing happens in SSL?

[04:30:36] You have to just like play safe as fuck, yeah don't trust your team because it's very likely

[04:30:39] that they're not going to be as good.

[04:30:42] Can't say I'm good. Almond man.

[04:30:45] Um, you should just find someone that's like around your rank and just

[04:30:49] how to always do it.

[04:30:50] Probably Joe. I mean like all my friends are like, it's so hard to explain.

[04:30:55] I mean, I don't know.

[04:31:01] Who's the best person out of all the people I play with besides X?

[04:31:04] Probably Joe, right?

[04:31:07] You want me to close this rank to you though?

[04:31:09] Because if they're too high ranked, then it's all so bad.

[04:31:11] But I mean it's so tricky because if they're too low then we lose every game if they're too high we lose every game

[04:31:18] Because like if me and X play two's we're not gonna win. I'm not gonna be able to win but I don't know I think Joe's like black

[04:31:26] I mean you're close to that you're almost there, but it's probably still a gap, right? You still feel like it's hard playing with him

[04:31:33] No, not really no, okay, then there's no reason that's just running with him if the lady likes it

[04:31:41] Because then you can guarantee he'll be the same every time you can tell him what you'd like to do

[04:31:43] You know what I mean? Like it's just more fun. You tell him how you like to play, you know, you'd like to play

[04:31:48] Jim's is good. Yes

[04:31:50] Jim's is good a lot of like none of my friends are like insanely good

[04:31:55] um

[04:31:56] The best one is probably sex proceed to the office

[04:32:00] Yeah

[04:32:05] Yeah, I'm gonna I'm gonna watch that for sure. Uh, I saw that

[04:32:08] Nice, oh my god, NICE!

[04:32:12] NICE!

[04:32:14] NICE!

[04:32:16] Are you still playing like doing one pro, one streamer one at some point or about?

[04:32:21] That is kind of just going to be...

[04:32:23] You know what you could do Jinx?

[04:32:24] You could do one pro, one streamer and then do like the streamer has to score the goal.

[04:32:27] Yeah, I don't know.

[04:32:29] I feel like if there's a pro, it's just a lucky one.

[04:32:33] Yeah.

[04:32:35] It would have to be a twist on it right?

[04:32:37] Yeah, it happens. Yeah, but then it's just clear this gray. Yeah. Yeah, I agree

[04:32:46] Because it would literally just be yeah, if we do one yeah, it's one of the one with the guy down in the air

[04:32:52] That's literally all the pros. Yeah, I agree

[04:32:57] But this sort of on Sunday is gonna be fun as fuck. You know what I mean? Yeah, no, I agree

[04:33:04] It's better

[04:33:37] anything for you the major starts at 11 a.m. instead of one but it will end up

[04:33:45] like probably for three or four eight what I'll really do is I'll watch like

[04:33:51] that back like the last couple games every day okay like I go live at like two

[04:33:57] or something wait what about brands no way brands gonna be out of my fucking

[04:34:01] morning right well the final day apart oh that's time to check the front of the

[04:34:09] flick daddy the final day will probably be like two semis and then a final so I

[04:34:15] gotta be 11 minimum it'll be like one so wait when does it start the 19 19

[04:34:22] Thursday next week I think 11 is not early brother I'm not saying 11's early

[04:34:27] or 11th late I'm saying like I stream at 4 p.m. every day I wake up at fucking 10

[04:34:34] a.m. like I don't want to wake up and immediately shut on my PC and stuff

[04:34:39] so I mean like I want to eat I've also been training challenge bro four days a

[04:34:44] week I've been training soccer at 11 in the morning so I'm supposed to not do

[04:34:48] that anymore you know what I mean are you playing the games at like playing the

[04:34:53] I think that's because of the stadium like they have their own

[04:35:23] like open times and it's a contract with the stadium so I do that

[04:35:32] there's a group of death though Jinx at the major that's fucking insane like the

[04:35:36] cry the craziest group there's ever been in a major so two teams don't make it

[04:35:41] it's Casey Vitale which is vatir and then seen space station for men a and

[04:35:47] Twisted mines from Mina

[04:35:50] Create like insane like literally like top two Mina team top three NA team top like one and two

[04:35:56] EU team. I don't know the fucking half

[04:36:00] And two teams do not make it out which is insane. That's just like crazy situation

[04:36:11] Someone said one shroom or one pro but the pro can't boost

[04:36:17] Could be close

[04:36:27] I think overall what what you're doing though like the full streamer attorney is just more

[04:36:33] And everyone's the same everyone's the same

[04:36:38] Game it's so gigantic that meshing pros and streamers. It's hard

[04:36:43] It's really fucking difficult, yeah

[04:36:45] This yoga app is so fucking gigantic. I'd be fun to watch it

[04:36:49] I'm gonna have a good a good ass time too, because like it's fun. It's fun to hear one fuck up, you know

[04:36:54] Yeah, see your friends

[04:36:57] It's the first like tournament though, you put like a like a prize pool for I don't know. I think people are just playing to play

[04:37:05] Okay

[04:37:07] Yeah, we might

[04:37:08] Nice everyone puts up like a certain medicine. Yeah, yeah

[04:37:13] But I don't know though, because like some teams are assed.

[04:37:16] Bro, there's one team chat in the tournament.

[04:37:19] I don't know if Yuki's ever played, but bro,

[04:37:22] Arke and Yuki, if Yuki's never played, they're like a duo.

[04:37:26] Bro, if they've never played, I legitimately

[04:37:30] think they're going to be like getting absolutely fisted.

[04:37:33] Legitimately.

[04:37:36] Like, I think that team's going to get fisted.

[04:37:41] Wait, Yuki's good?

[04:37:42] Chad, what are ranking is Yugi?

[04:37:50] Oh, Yugi's Platt.

[04:37:52] Yugi's Platt?

[04:37:54] Yeah.

[04:37:57] Sexy.

[04:37:58] OK, gotcha.

[04:37:59] Wait, is that your first Platt one, just now?

[04:38:01] Yep, that was my first one.

[04:38:02] First one.

[04:38:05] Especially a Platt player.

[04:38:06] You didn't fall out of a Platt instantly.

[04:38:08] That's big.

[04:38:09] That's huge.

[04:38:10] OK, so I have another question about,

[04:38:12] RLCS. Yes. So like in your memory, can you remember because it's it's hard because some

[04:38:21] of them are you but like could you remember when RLCS is happening in North America,

[04:38:26] what time did it was grand finals normally at? Was it at like 4pm, 5pm? Yeah like 4-5. Yeah.

[04:38:32] That's perfect. Like you're saying for like world championships and stuff like that. Yeah. Yeah.

[04:38:38] usually four or five okay Joe was like sometimes six but yeah we could play

[04:38:47] Tuesday Joe four five six okay sounds good we could play Tuesday Joe Jack but

[04:38:53] he's in a game so maybe I gotta wait till the finish in fact you know what

[04:38:57] John should ask this yeah I used to play I was younger do you want to know what

[04:39:02] Right now what can you see my speech I see you're off like so I hear you clean

[04:39:15] You sound techie after the jump present are you good?

[04:39:26] Oh my god, what are you playing

[04:39:28] You're the only slime switcher in this level.

[04:39:31] No, I can't, yeah, I've played in all these like, fun games.

[04:39:34] Oh yeah, I don't, I don't, I don't want to.

[04:39:37] So I'll give you some more.

[04:39:38] Snoop? No.

[04:39:39] No, this is not new.

[04:39:40] Okay.

[04:39:41] Let me give you more.

[04:39:43] This is called Deadlocked.

[04:39:45] The game designer named RobTop made this level, so RobTop made, um, so, or no.

[04:39:52] Four types of, whatever, whatever the fuck.

[04:39:55] This is a demon.

[04:39:56] RobTop made three demons.

[04:39:58] I beat ClubStep, which is the first demon.

[04:40:02] Then I beat Theory of Everything 2, which is the second demon.

[04:40:05] This demon right here, Deadlocked, is the hardest main game RobTop level.

[04:40:12] The second artist is probably ClubStep.

[04:40:14] And I basically told my chat, this was in,

[04:40:19] bro, I think this was in October of 2025.

[04:40:22] Like so like four months ago that I wanted to be every level in the game in RobTop

[04:40:28] And this is the last one that stands between me

[04:40:30] In the RobTop levels

[04:40:32] I'm not gonna go to this game

[04:40:34] I'm okay, I'm okay, I'm not really good at it

[04:40:36] I've seen pro gameplay of this game and it's insane

[04:40:40] I don't know if it's a community map or a map I watched but I watched like a new game that could be the map

[04:40:45] So basically all of the maps you see are community maps

[04:40:49] I've seen some crazy clips like this shit gets hard

[04:40:57] Dude let me show you

[04:40:59] Acheb let me know when Joe's game is over. Tell them I said I'm down the drone after this game

[04:41:02] I do want to show switchiness though

[04:41:05] Bro are you using the meat? I got a high level chance to use the music in that game

[04:41:09] Like is the music out like for 10 hours?

[04:41:11] Dude that's funny you asked that I asked that same question as Zoink and he said like yes

[04:41:15] Because bro it's all about like pattern recognition and

[04:41:19] Shit like that. Let me screen just memory basically like reps getting reps into each map kind of yeah, it's just

[04:41:26] Everything's a rhythm. It's like do do do like click patterns shit like that. All right. Can you see my screen right now? Yeah, yeah

[04:41:34] Okay

[04:41:35] Now this is a level chat. What's level should I show squishy? Should I show him tidal wave?

[04:41:42] Not let me show you let me show you this this guy right here. His name is Zoink

[04:41:47] He is literally by far the best Geometry Dash player of all time.

[04:41:55] There's a couple of other people named like Trick and fucking, um, who else?

[04:42:01] Uh, Chad who else?

[04:42:04] Trick and whatever.

[04:42:05] But who cares?

[04:42:06] Brother, this guy's been number one in GD.

[04:42:09] Listen to this stack that he told me.

[04:42:12] Squishy he has been number one in geometry dash

[04:42:16] For more amount of time than he has had the game like okay

[04:42:22] What okay, let me try to explain this good. How do I explain this?

[04:42:25] So he's been a number one longer than he hasn't been number one. Do you give what I mean? Oh, I see you say yeah

[04:42:33] Okay, so like let's say if he's had the game for five over half the time

[04:42:36] He's played he's been number one majority of the time. He's had the game. He's been number one watch this shit Squishy

[04:42:42] Watch this.

[04:42:43] Adam and Ross.

[04:42:44] Now, Squishy, you might recognize the song in this level, Barba.

[04:42:48] That was awesome.

[04:42:51] Good morning, Michael.

[04:42:52] How could you leave your ad-miss video with Post-E and with the kids?

[04:42:56] It's a monthly song.

[04:42:57] I miss you, John.

[04:42:58] And won't so much.

[04:42:59] Yeah, and it's a monthly song.

[04:43:01] Oh, it's a monthly song.

[04:43:02] Yeah, it makes sense.

[04:43:03] Yeah, it makes sense.

[04:43:04] I mean, I don't know, Eddie.

[04:43:06] Don't know.

[04:43:08] I'm going to everything.

[04:43:09] Now, I'm gonna pause, Squishy.

[04:43:11] try to focus on how many individual obstacles there are.

[04:43:17] Like just all these spikes squishy.

[04:43:18] I wake up and see you next to me.

[04:43:21] What, you see this?

[04:43:22] Look at this, look at this.

[04:43:23] Yes, yes, yes.

[04:43:24] Look at how straight he has to give his bow here.

[04:43:26] Holy shit.

[04:43:27] Yeah, I mean, I guess.

[04:43:28] I mean, I guess.

[04:43:29] I literally can't follow this.

[04:43:30] I'm not gonna, you grew out and you went head, but.

[04:43:35] It's kind of a little hard, this is for just one input.

[04:43:37] Is it not just one input?

[04:43:39] It's one input, yes.

[04:43:40] It's just fast.

[04:43:41] It's just jumping, right?

[04:43:42] It's fast, yeah.

[04:43:43] It's fast, yeah.

[04:43:44] Yeah, that's insane, yeah.

[04:43:48] Like, actually you have to fuck this up thousands of times

[04:43:51] to get this down.

[04:43:52] Yeah.

[04:43:53] Like you have to.

[04:43:54] But the thing about Zoink that makes him so special

[04:43:56] is like people, like, I'm not even just people,

[04:43:59] pros will spend fucking months on levels

[04:44:04] and Zoink will beat them in three weeks.

[04:44:06] It's literally insane.

[04:44:08] Holy shit.

[04:44:12] Look at how fast this shit is going.

[04:44:15] Holy fuck.

[04:44:24] Is this supposed to be darker here?

[04:44:26] Yes, yes, this is all intentional.

[04:44:34] I don't know if like, blood and green, green and like blue orbs.

[04:44:37] Which ones like far left of the screen is a pink orb right now. I think like next to the fight those are

[04:44:45] pads so like

[04:44:47] If he taps when he passes one of them it bounces him up

[04:44:51] You need to like time it on some of yes some of the pads you're their fakes

[04:44:56] You're supposed to not tap some of them you have to tap

[04:45:07] You'll hear his reaction at the end of the split, you know what I'm saying?

[04:45:12] But yeah, this is probably the most famous level in the last couple of years.

[04:45:17] I can't believe y'all like, there's pros in fucking everything dude.

[04:45:21] Like this is insane.

[04:45:24] I didn't realize there was like, math like this.

[04:45:28] It's not even really like this game has roles, it's like it has like a competitive leaderboard.

[04:45:34] where you get points for beating insane levels and he's been number one on this

[04:45:40] fucking leaderboard for like three years I think. Literally. So is there just certain

[04:45:45] levels like nobody can do what this guy can do? Everyone can do it. Everyone can

[04:45:51] beat... I don't want to say everyone can be tied away. Jack, how many will it be tied

[04:45:56] away? Have you beaten this map? Squishy. Did you say to beat this map? Squishy, I could

[04:46:04] dedicate 10 years of my life to this map and I would not be that I'm not like

[04:46:08] squishy like actually that hard squishy let me let me try to scale this I played

[04:46:16] tidal wave with Zoink at a discord call I died on the first jump mighty this

[04:46:23] hundred no there's like by a thousand you know like hundreds of jumps at this

[04:46:26] level I died on the first jump 25 times and maybe got bastard want literally the

[04:46:33] The first jump, there's a jump every half second.

[04:46:37] What is the frame perfect?

[04:46:38] And there's someone asking about frame perfect.

[04:46:40] So in a frame perfect, there are like,

[04:46:43] let's say there's a 60 FPS frame perfect

[04:46:45] and 120 FPS frame perfect.

[04:46:48] The first jump in this level is, I believe it's,

[04:46:52] the first jump in the level is a frame perfect.

[04:46:53] What one is a chat?

[04:46:55] But basically to explain it as simple as possible,

[04:46:58] I might be wrong when I'm saying this,

[04:46:59] but like let's say there's a 60 FPS frame perfect.

[04:47:03] That means there are 59 ways to time the jump incorrectly

[04:47:08] in one way to time it correctly.

[04:47:10] If you time it perfectly, you will survive.

[04:47:14] 59 out of the 60 ways you can click it, you will die.

[04:47:18] But this guy is so perfect,

[04:47:20] he's only getting frame perfects on this.

[04:47:23] I think on this level there's like 120 frame perfects.

[04:47:26] Literally.

[04:47:27] Holy shit.

[04:47:29] Is this even a regular keyboard like spacebar?

[04:47:31] He has like a blue dick or something

[04:47:35] But yeah, this is a baseball

[04:47:37] Like he's getting close to beating him out

[04:47:44] Like it sometimes really goes with a song like some parts and difficult parts

[04:47:55] Yeah, he's the goat like he's literally

[04:47:57] Holy shit undefined like not like was that the first time anybody beat it? Yeah, so basically he's up

[04:48:04] He's verifying this level so verifying basically just means like he's making sure that can be level as even possible

[04:48:10] Be beaten before it gets released to the public. Yeah

[04:48:13] Shit

[04:48:14] That is Joe ready. Is Joe ready? That action insane

[04:48:19] Joe's still a game. Okay, let me show you grief now this level

[04:48:23] Okay, let me give you like the lore on this fucking level all right you're gonna

[04:48:29] want to strap in for this one okay so there is a guy named doggy who is God I

[04:48:37] butchered spelling there there was a guy named doggy who has been tried one of

[04:48:42] us

[04:48:44] Oh

[04:48:46] Joe's playing with somebody. Okay. No words. Okay, so

[04:48:52] Dog he has been trying to beat this level for I believe 14 months

[04:48:59] Only fuck he's done how many streams. Let me say

[04:49:04] Read this grief 83% stream

[04:49:09] 311

[04:49:11] Squishy and it's only that level

[04:49:13] He's done

[04:49:15] 311 dedicated streams to beat this level the best percentage gotten is 83. Is there a good finally 83?

[04:49:25] Okay, this is 83%

[04:49:26] Mighty this isn't even him beating the fucking level it has one getting that far million views bro

[04:49:32] Holy if he beats this level, I legitimately think it's gonna get like 10 million views

[04:49:36] I'm not even kidding if he beats it which you will

[04:49:38] but here let's let's watch this level is fucking insane this is like the current

[04:49:48] how do you even see anything like I can't even tell he's dodging he basically told

[04:49:54] me it's just all feel like this is all repetition it's not even looking at

[04:49:58] I can't even tell what he's dodging it's like impossible to tell what he's dodging

[04:50:18] and bro so what he did is he has been buffing the level so like the level was already fucking

[04:50:27] impossible when it was given to him but he's been like adding spikes and shit to it too to make it harder.

[04:50:38] Wait, wait, sorry. What did you just say? He's making the level harder?

[04:50:41] Yeah, so like this level already has like X amount of frame perfex. I think it might have the most

[04:50:47] amount of frame perfex in the game. Don't quote me on that but I think this level has more frame

[04:50:51] perfects than any level ever in the history of the game and he's still adding spikes to it like

[04:50:57] making things more narrow, making jumps be tighter at a time like he keeps making it harder.

[04:51:05] After 311 dedicated streams to beat this level, he's gotten 83%.

[04:51:15] So when you have to make it like, does he ever like with the practice tool out and just hit that

[04:51:19] Like the back half of it or like you have to make it to 83 every time. Oh, yeah

[04:51:27] Well, I know but like does he get a crack like the back end without reaching it or does he have to like yes

[04:51:37] Okay, he's broke he's probably got in 90 to 180 to 100 70 to 100 60 to 100

[04:51:43] He's by beating all that tens of times, but it's just about bringing it all together for one run as the hard part

[04:51:49] Yeah, yeah.

[04:51:51] But I'm fascinated by this game.

[04:51:53] Like, I love this game so much.

[04:51:55] It's crazy how something so simple can have such a big skill gap.

[04:52:01] Yeah, here comes the base drop in a second.

[04:52:05] This base drop is nuts.

[04:52:07] Let me turn it up.

[04:52:16] Here it is.

[04:52:17] Wait.

[04:52:19] Look at his heart rate too, it's squishy.

[04:52:34] Holy shit.

[04:52:36] Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[04:52:38] For that card too, like when your body starts realizing how squishy this could be the one,

[04:52:42] like it makes it even harder.

[04:52:43] That's a nice job.

[04:52:44] Look at these timings.

[04:52:45] I'll just pause.

[04:52:46] I'll just pause look at how many obstacles there are like it's

[04:52:54] Yeah, there's no way you can it's going too fast there's no way you can see all that

[04:53:05] I mean, what is a heart attack like fucking 200

[04:53:07] Oh

[04:53:12] Bro look at the screen in the back. It's like I'm like those all hitboxes of like things. I can't hit

[04:53:19] It's insane right? It's fucking insane. It's literally

[04:53:22] Oh, I did not know it like there's people doing that. That's crazy man. Shut up. Okay. I mean, that's fucking dedication

[04:53:29] Actually, what's the name doggy? Yes, I'll show you orbit now to squishy squishers. That's crazy

[04:53:35] Now this was verified by Zoink yesterday, literally.

[04:53:40] Not only is the orbit mergedric in.

[04:53:43] Not only is the orbit mergedric in.

[04:53:45] Great envy.

[04:53:46] Not only is the orbit mergedric in.

[04:53:48] Oh my god stop! Jesus.

[04:53:49] He's limited.

[04:53:50] Fuck.

[04:53:51] I would lose track because there's no LVM, so there's 47 pieces of project.

[04:53:55] To fill you in on Mordor, I was actually watching the stream on my TV,

[04:53:59] and he was raging his ass off.

[04:54:01] ass off like he broke his keyboard because he got 99% of this level a

[04:54:05] couple of days ago 99% squishy but yeah died at 99% and I literally closed out

[04:54:15] of the screen he beat it like 20 minutes after I left.

[04:54:18] So like is this something that he sits in for like a few weeks as well so I guess it basically?

[04:54:25] Yes I mean yeah it this is a verification so this is different it's

[04:54:30] It's not open to the public, he's the only one with like this map key.

[04:54:34] So again, he's making sure the level's possible, yada yada, kind of thing.

[04:54:38] But yeah.

[04:54:39] They'll sit in practice mode and just do thousands of reps on like 90 to 100, 80 to 100, 70 to

[04:54:45] 100, 60 to 100, 50 to 100, then it's too good.

[04:54:49] But practicing at the end of the level is very important, so you don't get nervous, kind

[04:54:54] of like.

[04:54:55] Yeah.

[04:54:56] But yeah, the level I'm on now is dead long, that'll be like the end of my Geodax story.

[04:55:00] Unless RobTop adds new modes, then I'll be back.

[04:55:03] You're playing that level 2 game, basically?

[04:55:06] Yes.

[04:55:06] I'm trying to play it every day, if I can.

[04:55:08] That's why you motivated me, though.

[04:55:11] I'm like, bro, if this fucker can beat fucking Orbit, I can beat fucking Deadlock.

[04:55:16] Now, this level squishy is really cool, if you can tell visually, like, there's so much shit going on.

[04:55:24] It looks like, I mean, it looks slightly easier to tell what's happening, but still fucked.

[04:55:28] Yeah.

[04:55:28] Like, the other level you can see is shit, this one you can kind of see what's happening, but...

[04:55:32] Like, unbiasedly, this level looks considerably easier than grief.

[04:55:37] Like, grief, if Doggie ever fucking verifies it, which she will, I think will be the hardest level in the history of the game for a long time.

[04:55:48] I mean, she would see how fast I can beat it.

[04:55:50] So is that grief level not even, like, publicly playable until I beat it?

[04:55:54] No, you can't play it, I'm still verifying it.

[04:55:58] So right here this is I love this part. It's taking a break. He's getting a sweat rag to wipe the sweat off his hands.

[04:56:07] I know it's so much because there's a dead time at about 49%. So at about 49% he has like a 2 sec.

[04:56:17] Nothing goes on for a sec. Yes. So you can get back into it. So like it's such a gamer. I love Selink bro.

[04:56:23] That's actually kind of insane.

[04:56:25] He's so locked it's insane.

[04:56:27] So it's like a transition period, so you guys see that.

[04:56:31] Look at how locked he is. Look at his eyes. Look at how fast his eyes move.

[04:56:37] Holy shit, yeah.

[04:56:39] I thought I got to have a seizure.

[04:56:41] Let's see like an eye tracker on this guy. I want to see what they're looking for.

[04:56:43] If they're actually looking ahead and like flicking to all the different obstacles.

[04:56:45] Yeah, they're actually looking at eye tracker. That's a good idea.

[04:56:48] That's what they're never doing.

[04:56:50] I mean they do but...

[04:56:52] I don't know what to look at here. I'm just trying to look ahead. I don't even know what

[04:56:59] you'd be looking at for your Q as the one that's blended. Yes. It's so fucking hard.

[04:57:09] There's so much random shit that's just there to throw you off if you're like as well.

[04:57:13] in the back. Look at this, this cube is tiny here. Now, I'm gonna try to explain this,

[04:57:30] but I'm like, not the guy to explain this. But he got to this point a week or like five

[04:57:36] days ago and fucked it up because it's the end of my check and explain about it

[04:57:41] but right here so in this level you see how he just clicked right here he clicks

[04:57:48] right I heard I heard a click yeah right there yeah yeah basically chat can

[04:57:55] y'all explain this what was the what was the click again can y'all explain that

[04:58:00] Can y'all explain that?

[04:58:03] That's a framework.

[04:58:04] You need to click at the perfect spot, and if you don't, you fall on the pit.

[04:58:10] Yeah.

[04:58:11] Was it that exact click he just did right there?

[04:58:13] Yes.

[04:58:14] That was the last click.

[04:58:15] So you have to click at the perfect spot, and basically, for the next minute, he doesn't

[04:58:23] know if he beat the level or not.

[04:58:25] Someone said in my chat, there's only one right orb to click.

[04:58:29] of those like hundreds that they're like one of them that you have to press on it

[04:58:32] yes and if you don't press on it then then you don't win and a week ago he got

[04:58:36] to this point and look at his face he got to this point and clicked the wrong

[04:58:40] orb but you don't immediately know that's the fuck that thing about this level

[04:58:45] so he doesn't make you wait he doesn't know if he beat it or not like right now

[04:58:49] he has no idea I have no idea the only way you know is if if he sees his cube

[04:58:57] in here he knows he lost I think I don't know if I click too late that's actually kind of cool

[04:59:01] with the blurb too late in my opinion it's one of the coolest endings it's tilting like it's super

[04:59:06] tilting if you didn't get it oh my god now I just have to wait this stupid ball pit out bro but like

[04:59:10] right here he realizes that he hasn't seen his kit yet dude I got one in let's go please

[04:59:18] not again please not again not again not again not again not again not again let it be over

[04:59:22] Oh my fucking god. Oh my fucking god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god

[04:59:30] Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god level completed, bro

[04:59:34] And like I'd be like I'd be nowhere near to the scale of fucking like bro

[04:59:40] The levels I've been the best level the hardest level I beat was clubstep and that is like a thousand times easier than math

[04:59:46] maybe 10,000 times easier, bro, clubs that took me probably three weeks of playing every day and the feeling of beating a

[04:59:54] Geometry Dash level that you've been stuck on is the greatest feeling in any game at like it's so

[05:00:01] Incompetible to it's such a good feeling like he's probably on cloud nine right here. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god

[05:00:08] Trying to get like a month

[05:00:10] Yeah

[05:00:12] And the way to sue is so satisfying probably to know that you got it, but I'll show you the level I'm on right now for like a sec

[05:00:18] Let me shut wait. I don't have any where's my mouse was your like PB on this

[05:00:23] 16%

[05:00:24] Wait, I was what is that? Is that like bad? Is it like good?

[05:00:29] That is fucking horrible

[05:00:31] I don't have a mouse

[05:00:33] I can't-

[05:00:35] Wait, what?

[05:00:37] I have a mouse when I alt-tab-

[05:00:39] Wait, what?

[05:00:43] Did it die?

[05:00:44] Oh.

[05:00:51] I don't know, I'ma start level up on-

[05:00:56] Okay, let's see if this works.

[05:00:58] Nah, it's like completely glitched, I've never seen anything like this.

[05:01:01] When I'm in Geometry Dash, I can't move my mouse, but I can move it anywhere else.

[05:01:06] What?

[05:01:07] Can you first enter the player now?

[05:01:13] Are there arrows maybe?

[05:01:15] Wait, how do I... what's happening?

[05:01:19] This is the wrong level.

[05:01:21] I've never said anything like this.

[05:01:23] Okay.

[05:01:27] I'm out of law.

[05:01:28] I'm kerfuffled.

[05:01:29] I'm absolutely perfuffled in

[05:01:34] My mouse is work visible everywhere else besides young working when you all tab it on the yeah, yeah works anywhere else

[05:01:41] Yeah, any other tab besides TV

[05:01:47] Close rocket league

[05:01:50] Rockers not open on his computer though

[05:01:53] It's fucked on any desk also. Well, whatever. Well, it is one of this

[05:01:57] I'm a hop off, uh, Squisherton. That was, that was fun, bro.

[05:02:01] All right, thanks. GG, bro.

[05:02:03] I'm going to hop off, bro, team shake. But Squishy, um, what's it called?

[05:02:08] What's your Macaldean? Yeah. Um, I'm down tomorrow for fucking coaching, bro.

[05:02:13] If you're, if you're winning, if you're winning.

[05:02:15] Yeah, yeah, I'll be on, bro. Of course, of course. We'll hang up.

[05:02:18] All right, so, yeah, I'll see you, Squish.

[05:02:20] See you tomorrow. See you tomorrow.

[05:02:22] All right, Chad. WStream, yeah, WStream. Chad, as always, no.

[05:02:26] tomorrow, regular stream. Friday, Rocket League 1v1 against Speed and among us with Speed,

[05:02:39] Jamal, Marlin, Lacey, Ron. I think Blackboy Max is joining too. I just got word from him.

[05:02:46] I'm going to ask some other peeps. Saturday normal stream, Sunday 2v2 tournament. Love y'all boys.

[05:02:55] and have a nice, amazing, beautiful, wonderful night.

[05:03:00] We got Platinum Rocket League today.

[05:03:02] Maybe tomorrow we can get Platinum once,

[05:03:04] but I will see y'all boys in the next one.