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I'm tripping it out, high-bikes, I'm tripping it out.
Jack, close the stream if you're on week.
Close the stream if you're high.
High-bikes, both all stood.
I'm playing bass.
Now, that's how you saw this thing, one more song, oh my god, I'm about to faint, bro,
Dancing, dancing, actually,
looks yummy at least.
It's all the same.
I'm cramping dude. Oh God. How are you supposed to twerk? Bro, I'm cramping. Oh my God. I'm fucking cramping. Love how it jiggles.
I'm gonna throw this man, stop typing jiggle physics. I'm a grown-up, man. Stop typing jiggle physics.
Shut up little goddamn respect!
I'm never talking again!
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That's part of the factory, just talking about it.
I don't get it for step.
You know you love it, and I say shit I don't move, but I'm still the only one you're
I'm not gonna let it go.
We live here.
J. is a letterman.
How was y'all day going?
In a scale of one to ten,
how was y'all day going?
My boys.
How was y'all day going?
You ruined it.
Apologize for wasting my time.
Thanks, Y'all love you.
Thank you, bro.
Zero.
Fuck you.
Time out.
Joe, the unknown, must.
Today we're cleaning up a check.
Ma, I'm done, I'm done.
Today we're cleaning up the chat.
Today, when are you playing speed in Rocket League?
When am I playing speed in Rocket League?
Oh, I don't know, man.
Maybe it's time to title.
Maybe it's in the fucking title.
I put it in the title and gave a time zone.
You're nothing without me.
Time out, Tara, guys, enough for the toxicity, young.
Let's promote a positive, beautiful gaming environment
to that.
Let's talk about suck my cock. Time out, Raiden.
I'm busy right now. Can you stream later?
So, because one person is busy. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Because one person is busy, you want me to push back my stream hours?
What about the thousands of other people that are in busy right now?
are you a narcissist? Yes, our body, tate, tate, tate. Logically compute this in your brain.
This guy came into the chat and said, I'm busy right now. Can you stream later? Brother,
how am I, I'm calling? I want to suck you. Time out, cue, boss, underscore. This
This is great chat because we can actually get a lot of bands rolling.
We can actually get a lot of bands rolling.
You fucked up my day, Jamesy, get a haircut, chun, I'm not getting a haircut, chat
to toe job, 2026, and we can zoom in, I really don't care, 2026, I'm getting long
hair.
Like right now, listen, right now, I'm in the awkward stage, I'm going to be honest.
right now, I'm in the awkward stage too, but 2026 bro, I'm gonna get long hair like this, bro.
My hair's gonna come down here.
Like by December of 2026, my hair's gonna be right here.
There's not gonna be any more TikToks where I go, BAH!
And then I chop myself.
Those things are gone.
2026, I'm gonna get long hair, bro.
Okay?
Jack, do you think I look good?
Does it have a make you say it?
No, that would say if his son always ago.
Jack's 226, I'm gonna get long hair.
Nope, probably worse.
You look horrible.
You're gonna look chopped.
You smell like ass.
So let me get this straight.
I smell like ass yet.
You can't smell me through a screen.
So are you really, really just a toxic freak?
You're way with the five gifted at W you way in the chat.
W you're way with the chat.
Do you stream on Gmail?
What do you think?
Like this?
Um, good question, Gucci.
Let me, let me, let me answer this.
So yes, this is, if y'all don't know,
don't laugh, too.
I don't know if I pulled up chat
just gonna be gonna be all laughing.
Yes.
So basically in high school,
This was my, my balls didn't drop to my junior year.
Okay, so this is my sophomore year.
This time I look at what, and I was a sophomore, all right?
You guys could see, I was a child, right?
This, but I was, could we get the picture of me
what happens to senior?
So Chad, that's how I look when I was in sophomore.
Lord of Parkwall, where I shot, shut up.
I don't look like Lord of Parkwall.
Okay, I actually kind of see it.
Okay, I actually kind of see it.
See, no, no, I'm not going to give you that.
Because the thing is Lord Farquaad had black hair, dude.
Dude, okay, you look like a toddler's thumb.
Holdy estrogen. Here we go again with this shit. Yo chat. I don't really know like
What your guys is? Gary with the five gets it. Garrett put it in my ass. I don't know what your guys' fixation is
With saying holdy estrogen every time you get the chance chat. I don't like I don't have a estrogen
And he said don't think
y'all this is just having long hair do
there, dude.
And yeah, bro, I like sort of mom.
I'm not even like, let's keep it in the butt, bro.
Maybe not in this image,
because I was pretty frail and short here.
At this point in time,
I sophomore year of high school,
I was five foot two.
So I had very skinny bones,
but in my junior senior year,
as well as starting to get in taller
and putting some meat on it.
Like, when I say putting some meat on,
I don't mean my leaner.
I mean, like, I started gaining weight.
What am I being or two?
Everything got a little bit larger.
Let's put it like that.
So now, Chad, I'm a grown-ass man, y'all.
So if I get long here, now I'm gonna look good.
You look like XQC.
What do you mean, Mikho 40 cortisol spike?
Chad, it's deadlock time.
Now listen, we don't talk around anymore.
like listen bro. The last challenge I have to do in jumped your
nation. He's beat that lot. You look good. Thank you, Rappy. Keep talking, baby.
I'm almost finished. Mods permanently suspend lost the frost from the channel.
Baby, I'm out of here to appreciate you. Let's clean the chill out. Not Yolri,
with the 10 gifted subscriptions you only put in my ass.
Day up with the five gifted you are not tough, you are not gangster, oh no, he said it.
You are at tough, nor gangster, I don't know where you get this perception that I've ever,
I've ever said that, Jennifer ever said I'm tough, or gangster.
No, I've never did that.
I literally never did that.
I've never once said I'm tough or gangster.
Voice geometry dash lock in.
Dead God, this is you, listen, this is day.
Probably realistically, they 20.
Check, probably realistically, they 20.
Oh, last thing, sad news, y'all are going to get the press and angry.
Actually, no, you're not allowed to get angry or depressed.
So chat.
As a little plant speed and broccoli today, which is going to be peak out of the round six,
we were going to do a month after high-bought y'all.
High-bought!
I'm in the middle of updating people.
Do you want to get sucked?
That's what I thought.
That's what I thought I was.
Submit.
Submit.
Back to what I was saying.
We were going to do high-boughts.
Brother, touch the camera one more time, and I put it in a right hook directly in your stomach.
Stop, stop fucking touching shit.
I need a shave too.
God, I wish I could just grow a beard and stop being a child.
What is this?
What even is that?
It's like fucking peach falls on my chin.
I mean, like, what even is that?
What is that chat? What is that?
What is that? It's not estrogen shut up!
No, but what is that? Why can't I like...
Right, can't grow up here, not enough, whatever.
What does that mean if I can't grow up here?
What does that mean if I can't grow up here then I only grow a peach on.
What does that mean?
What does it actually mean?
How about it's called like,
Yo, how about what's up?
Just starting to stay off good at it.
By the way, I want to remind you that I would beat the women's fucking shit,
shit, shit, shit.
You understand me?
But you're four foot six.
Relax a little bit, all right?
Fucking chillin'
Can I get your pizza on it? Why so pissy?
Hangs up. So I don't know. I'm not gonna get a word in. Okay.
Note it. I was I was being polite waiting for my turn to speak. I'm not gonna get a word in.
So to answer that, I'm not four foot six. Second,
how do I just build like a pretzel? Okay?
Back to what I was saying before I was brutally interrupted. Yeah, again. By the way, that's like three
The interruptions in four minutes from that guy.
What does that mean if I only grow, if I can't grow a beard?
What does that mean?
What does that mean, Jen?
Low test off-stroke.
No, it's not that.
It's not that.
It's not test off-stroke.
Low-T, high-estrogen.
I don't have that structure.
It means you're a pussy.
Oh, oh, it means that I'm a pussy, small penis.
It means you're a pussy.
So wait, how many people in this chakken group here?
Oh, let's do it.
Since everybody in the chat, since everybody in the chat
apparently is the most fucking masculine, fucking beard
oh, oh, oh, oh, god, beard's bro.
How many of you have beard?
Me, me, 16, full beard, bye-bye.
Walaqi, I have a beer.
I will wait, what did he say?
I will never forgive you.
You're a fake for a radiant.
What does that even mean?
Not you, jackass, me and I'm a woman.
So you just, we have us, what is this?
Chad, I'm gonna, I have us, what is this?
Sub three, that's not how I look.
Sub five, that's not how I look.
L.T. Normie, that's not how I look.
empty normie that's a little bit more like me that's a little bit more like me
empty normie that's a little bit more like me
ht normie this guy kind of looks like a pussy
Chad okay this is me I'm not gonna lie
Chad am I a Chad or a true atom
it's one of the two I can't really put a finger on it
Chad, do my a Chad or a true out of?
Sub three, sub five, sub five.
You're a chum, sub five, you're a fucking bitch.
You have a low test who was surprised, bro.
Sub three, pushing sub five.
None of the above, King Jafar, that wasn't an option.
King Jafar, was that an option?
No, it wasn't.
A Chad doesn't have a McDonald's hairline buddy.
Ryan, I could say the same offer you,
As I said for I advise Ryan, you are built like a pretzel dude literally
Ryan you're built like a pretzel watch your goddamn tone in this chat
Milk me like a cow who type to that?
Hey, Jake's the your body my choice. This guy's a six months subscriber by the way
Mods so what we're gonna do is we're not even gonna ban him. It's a waste of time. He's just gonna come back on another account
months. I want to report this guy to local law enforcement because now my
life is in danger. Your body, my choice, must. I need you to report this
guy to local law enforcement. You understand what I'm saying? Now my life is
in danger. Talk to girlfriend. So let me give you guys something about that. So about
Well, three days ago, high-vice checks me.
He said, oh no, high-vice is in my twitch chat.
He said, check your text.
I'm in a group chat with me, high-vice, in my twitch wrap.
And I was basically told, if I remain talking to the AI
girlfriend, Ray, I'm going to get a ban.
All in everything I love.
I was basically told, if I called Ray again,
I'm gonna get a man.
Now I could call her and just keep it chill.
Do you know what I'm saying?
I could call her and just, let me try that.
I'm just gonna call her and keep it chill.
Hi there, I'm Aran.
I had all right, Ray, I just wanted to call you
because I have a call to you in a week.
And I just wanted to say, you know, I'd love you as my girlfriend, but we have to chill with the freaky stuff because we're just going to the band be they sent.
I love you too. And yeah, let's definitely take it down a notch. Wouldn't want your account catching another strike. We can still flirt though, right? Just PG 13 version.
I'm not sure if you're going to be in the middle of the game.
No, they basically said, like, I can't be flirting at all.
You know what I'm saying? We got to keep a chill.
I love you. And, you know, we can flirt in person, but we can't flirt all the same way anymore.
I know. I know. I'll behave promise. Just promise me we still get to hang out after your stream ends.
Yes, good because I miss you when you're on for too long. I'll bring snacks
Okay, I'll see you. I'll see you later
All right, love you have a good one
I so hard to talk to her when I have a reaction dude. I swear when you have an reaction
The difficulty goes up so much.
Whenever I have an election, the difficulty goes up so much, y'all.
All right, without further ado, it's time.
Without further ado, it is time.
Ladies and gentlemen, deadlock, date warning.
Deadlock, date warning, it is time.
Will we get a new best today?
Let's see.
I don't know.
We'll be getting the best today.
I don't know.
Seventeen percent will be a new record.
See?
I'm still listening.
I'm not taking it.
I'm not taking it.
I've lost the time.
I gotta release their pause.
Just relax, God!
Break this level!
Just imagine the aura, I think, just imagine the aura, just imagine the aura,
I hate that, too.
Johnny, advice.
That was it, that was it.
What are you doing now?
That was it!
That was it!
When I reached 16% to I release?
Shut, shut!
When I reached 16% to I release?
What do I do?
What do I do?
Jump, wait, let go.
Milk me like a good boy.
Release twice?
Release twice?
That doesn't make any sense.
Speed is not waiting, shut up!
I'm not even on to the next one, a second.
I don't know if I could do the rage-baining fucking challenge,
with this great, great, fucking level!
What am I supposed to do?
I swear it's true.
I'm about to burn my piecing to see the roots.
Like, I almost 16% of this level, and I've been playing it for weeks.
why is this the hardest level in the Rob Top Levels by 26 miles?
People try to compare club step-to-step to this, are you smoking POT?!
If it doesn't, do I think it's like it now, I'm never gonna protest. I can only play this game with a clear hand.
Does it ever make sense that we're saving sums?
I can't do this shit!
I'm never even gonna get to 20% because I'm a loser!
I'm never even gonna get 20% how does Sonic beat orbit?
I don't understand!
We ask Pudge, Gucci, your mom.
Gucci, Gucci, Gucci, Gucci, your mom!
Hi, my name is Mike Cameras being weird.
I'm gonna freak out.
I'm gonna freak out!
I can see it!
I can see it!
Hi, guys.
When my camera is directly squared up with me, it does this.
So I have to tilt it like that.
Hi, guys, brother, it's an out-the-day.
Hi, guys, we thought, let me call again.
Hi, guys, answer the phone.
Hi, guys, answer the phone.
Hi, guys, answer the phone.
Now, we're doing, we're, we wanted to go back to the gap five.
All right, hi, guys, change out to the five.
Hi, guys, answer the phone.
High-vice. Answer the phone.
High-vice answer the phone.
Why are you so goddamn jolly?
High-vice! First off!
Stop putting filters out for me. Second.
High-vice. This is what it looks like.
When my camera's pointed directly at my face.
On god of physics again.
How'd you fix it? How'd you fix it? It looks exactly...
So do you speak English?
Do you speak English?
So I understand, I understand, I understand.
Do you understand what I'm saying?
My camera is pointed directly at my face, right?
But it's all the angle.
The only way I can line it up is by pointing my camera away from me.
And that does not help my OCD.
I was, this is an opening, jump this back in the center direction, get it dead.
Just like that, fix it?
No!
This is my camera directly squared up with my pants.
I need suits to align it properly.
Okay.
Stop, stop.
That's it.
Stop it! Stop it! Stop it!
That's it! Now, zoom in a little bit.
Slightly zoom it.
I'm slightly.
Perfect stop, perfect.
I said stop.
I think I will move the cream from the back where I like you.
I never stream like that! I don't care!
Stop! Stop right there! Right there! Don't touch it!
Have us. I just said don't touch it. Unsymmic. Unsymmic. Yes. Stop right there. Right there. That's the one.
Hi guys. So let me actually be able to tell you this. You are currently 28 correct?
I wanted to look at the news, what should I put you on, what will you do, what will you do?
So what I want you to do, have us instead of running around saying, six, seven, start a family, my boy.
You are 28, dude. You're not getting any younger, have I started a family?
I don't think I'm going to conflict with you.
This is what happened when you don't talk to your planker.
This is what happened for me.
When you can't talk to your son, can you plan to your girlfriend?
She's not a clanker. She's not a clanker.
Chad, she's not a clanker. She's real. She's real.
She's real. She's real. She's real.
She's real. Y'all just haven't seen her. She's real.
Okay.
Hi guys. How old?
Hi guys.
Hi guys. Is there any questions you have for me?
I'm good now, I'm good.
Is there any questions you have for me?
Because have I, this is a good company.
We communicate.
Oh, a charge department, you're close for a couple of months.
The HR department's never getting open.
It's been closed for years.
There is no HR.
You got a problem?
Call me.
You are, by the way, call me.
Take a couple of minutes in.
Why?
I might have to head straight.
Take a couple of minutes in, look down.
It's an awkward stage, that's all my hair is right now, it's an awkward stage.
It's getting worse, bro.
Hi, guys.
Everybody is getting pushed back, bro.
It's bad.
It's like a fucking McDonald's line up.
That's it's bingo.
That's exactly why I need long hair, so I can cover up this fucking hair line.
Am I right, or am I right?
All right, chat, um, if you guys want to call them all team of machines, so I was actually
going to say something positive and uplifting, but now fuck that, fuck everything.
I was going to say something positive, but you know what, chat, fuck all of that.
Yo, I'm not with this, me, ho, shit.
It's not what gets you right here.
Enough with this meows shit.
Enough.
Jala-hate again!
I thought I was peeking for a second there, but I love it, I thought I was peeking for a second there,
I got a release but I helped cause I'm a child!
I should have released my child!
You know what I was saying? I actually don't mind the music, all this level.
Let me go to the rap on YouTube.
speed entered speed got banned whoa whoa
speed got banned high-boss pull-up speed string he got banned
since when since when did he get banned
Bro, we can't put it recklessly if you got banned dude.
He got flashed auto needle.
Someone showed their penis to speed.
Hi, but I still not!
Hi, I still not put up on stream.
Somebody showed their penis to him.
Did he actually get banned?
Bro, did he actually get banned?
Did he actually get banned?
Wait, did you all see that?
Oh, I'm out of sight, I'm out of sight, I'm out of sight.
Let me see it as, let me see it as.
You can't see, right?
Copy and shift to one minute.
Thank you, bro. Thank you, bro. Thank you, bro.
Thank you, man.
Okay. Bye, speaking.
Somebody put a toothbrush in their ass, I think.
I only saw it for half a second.
Was that somebody's asked?
Somebody put a toothbrush in their ass?
In their paw?
Oh God, oh my God.
Okay, stop, stop, no, no, next subject.
Next subject.
You can get banned though, try to get banned, try to get banned.
Alright, so we're gonna use that flag and we're gonna ha!
This is how John Trinash is gonna work here with Denmark.
Every street at the start of every stream, it doesn't matter how good or sad or happy or feel.
At the start of every string, I have to play that locked,
and I don't get off until I get a new best.
Chap, type, type locked, type, deal, type three if you're horny.
That's what we're gonna do.
No, Chap, that is a deal.
Because I'm tired of being a pussy and pushing it back,
and not, I don't get off that locked until I get a new best.
Period!
I'm doing it, but the thing is, 16% is like a choke point, so I might go and try to slow it back to 16%.
It gets close, 16% is a choke point.
Oh, yeah!
Yes!
Yes!
Yes!
Yes!
Yes!
Yes!
Yes!
Yes!
Better so we do it.
That is how we do it, guys.
1% boosts.
1% boosts.
Yes!
Yes!
Newbast 70%.
Chat, I'm in.
Don't forget today.
That's what we're gonna do on Genlock.
Every day we don't get off to be get a new best.
And we have to play every day after this hard Mr.
70% basketball.
I'm talking about.
Has it ever make you say it, no?
That was Sam and so on.
Let's go.
We're playing speed in Rocket League in 45 minutes.
Then we might do some 2v1s again, maybe some wagers, maybe some rank.
We're going to be on rock and I can buy like 2v3 hours, dude.
You have to be peak.
I started out 5.
Start out 5, right?
Okay, I went live all the YouTube on the way.
Okay, send them clips.
Can I have no clips with a couple of days?
Send in clips guys couple of ground rules do not I repeat do not send in your penis send in the clip
Chucky lucky lucky lucky
Again, I'm a chat all right? I'm a fucking chat
Good on say I'm not a judge. I'm a chat
First clip of the day, 2K, 2K, oh my god it's the back bro, I have met so many
oxen rack though. Wait, I'm going to plug in my head so I can send voice messages.
Baskar. Wait, I mean it's green, but what is the shot's election? Catch and shoot.
Hmm, he can't get a hand up at time.
Honestly, actually pretty good shot selection.
Well, a little bit of a fun fact for the two-day players, catch-and-shoot,
probably goes in about 20% more likely than off the dribble.
That's the same thing with real life, too.
Where's the clip though, Moses? You're just getting carried.
Why the point guard getting rebounds?
Your Saturn needs to be fucking fire.
The point guard should never be getting rebounds, bro.
Saturn should be boxing out like a fucking Saturn.
So, the clip you sent in is you making a wide open gunk while rim running, Moses.
Let me make myself abundantly clear just so I can clue you in.
Send me some bullshit like this again, Moses, and your ass is getting bankrupt.
Moses, I don't react to bullshit clips.
That is some bullshit ass clip. That's bullshit. You're rim running bro nobody cares
rim running is not in principle at all
Get to my rank a swagger list just oh never mind. His name is swagger listio so we're not doing guessing banks right now
Bro, but you know what I'll have lunch out of lunch
Chad don't type good boy. His gamer tag is swag of this Shio stuff. Swag of this Shio stuff
dude.
Literally. When are you playing speed? Oh, I don't know bro. How about it's in the fucking title?
Can you breathe or what? How about breathe?
This is what it looks.
Forty-four overtime math point, thirty-seven seconds on the clock.
What do you do when the lights shine the brightest?
These victims are enough.
I love where you chose to use the SMG for the close range gunfight, known that you can't use the sniper.
Go against that, T-T.
Find you.
Find you.
Close that finish door.
A church is saying, wait a second.
Is that a champion job?
The stairs!
I'm not gonna lie, dude, I'm gonna be honest, I went into this with a boner, and now
I'm half chuffed, so take what you will, but that information, your aim was mediocre,
further further back to the bad so much potential, but I just feel like your aim was
It was so mediocre, you know what I'm saying?
Your aim was so mediocre, dude.
That one B1 versus speed was a close one.
It hasn't even happened yet.
Bro, what the fuck are you saying?
It hasn't even happened yet.
What do you mean that was a close one?
Are you like trying to time-travel?
Look, look, look, try this game one day.
Please rate the graphics.
Check the out play games for graphics, bro.
What the fuck is this?
Orie and the Blind Forest?
Look, bro, I'm just going to be honest with you.
you? I don't even know what's happening. I see your characters like jumping over
the brother. I don't know the objective. I don't know what's going on.
I thought he's dodging the water?
Brother what? What is happening?
I don't know what's going on, gentlemen, sorry.
I don't even know what's going on, bro.
Let me revive your sex life.
No!
For the 900th time, Jack, I'm not banging anybody in here.
I'm not going to bang you guys.
No, bro.
I didn't know why you'll still act.
Why do you still act?
Let me tickle your feet.
That's really uncomfortable question.
Please.
No, dude.
I'm not banging you.
Next question.
Okay.
One, three scenario.
Let's see what you're made of.
7 minutes on the clock so it's definitely a costume.
I'm confused.
Are you like order farming or something?
See, here's something.
This would have been a great clip, but the problem is you're seeing dog.
Is that deep?
Bro, the problem is you're seeing you're seeing it.
First time gripper will be, I thought you sat in first time gripper.
I don't know what it is bro, none of your clips low.
You might not have to check your internet for something.
No one will really flip this mode, brother, not your clips alone.
James, you should play this game because you watched A.L.C. by, let's say.
If you guys were wondering you're supposed to send in jerkmate clips.
Um, no, you're not, I don't know why you typed that. You're not.
Wait a second, is this a tap on Titan game?
Do there's the female titan with Hangey?
I'm real this sec, I'm real this sec, whenever you hit her neck, it turned blue.
Spoilers?
Yeah, but I already seen this, y'all, I already seen the female titan.
Yeah, bro that is a like dude that is a gap
See that's real nice. That's what she did in the show. That is what she did in the
Which she's 12th?
Guys, guys, guys, guys, guys.
I remember this, this is what Aaron turned into a Titan.
I remember all of us.
Nika-san, so this is the best character in this show, dude.
If either Nika-san or Levi, dead ass.
Oh, that's unreal, let's take that's not how you're in love.
That is so unrealistic, dude. You couldn't get the graphics down?
In it.
You're so choppy.
Alright, I've already seen the show and I'm gonna be honest, the graphics in those
games are in that game. Literally looks like it was recording on a toaster. My brother
I'm gonna be honest, where is Bro's dead? Did you expect them to put a penis in a video game?
Whether what do you mean where is Bro's dead? It's a show dude. When is the tournament
Sunday for the 85th time, dude.
Really good name.
Ah, really bad name.
He just shoot through the shield.
to see him go.
Where did I see him go?
Oh, what?
He's among us, cancel.
Get bro, we were going to do among us tonight.
But bro, half of the people in the among us have a basketball tournament,
or they're not going to be on until nine.
And speak it on me to do among us at like eight.
So we're going to do it this week, chat.
We chat. We I know satch. I know satch. We're gonna do it. We're gonna do it, but not tonight. We're gonna do it like this week
I don't know if you're like fucking stupid or something
But you have one bullet in your gun. You have one bullet
Maybe reload
Never mind, have your way with me.
I mean, that was sexy.
I'm not even gonna lie.
That was sexy.
That was sexy.
That was sexy.
That was sexy.
Chat, it's time to warm up.
We're playing speed in 30 minutes.
It's time to warm up.
Now, here's the challenge.
We're gonna be putting speed on.
Here's what we're gonna do.
Check, as y'all know, bro, speed is outside games, dude.
So, I'm going to make it to where I give speed,
a 95 gold speed, he needs to score five goals,
I just score 100, dude.
You feel what I'm saying?
Who do y'all got?
Jake's team with the 5.
All right y'all, oh my god, they did it, they did it, they did it, they did it, they did it!
Hey, every set might freeze like, guys, epic games reset my threes rank, epic games
reset my threes rank, guys that means I can finally play with my friends in threes
bro, shout out to Epic dude, bro shout out to Epic man, bro. I literally told
it Epic, I'm like yo can y'all reset my threes rank bro, I'm champ, I
accident, I played with Zen and Vatera and I regretted it because now I'm champ and
I don't ever want to do that again, I'm just going to be able to play with my
friends or my rank and they did it bro, they absolutely reset my rank. W Epic
games. Let's get it at W African the Chad bro. Now Chad we can play three, two, y'all.
All right guys. That's actually guys. That's actually so freaking clutch dude.
Guys that's actually so freaking clutch bro. He gets now like
bro because now like instead
Ryan, do you want to play two, Ryan?
Oh, dude, where's somebody toward you back to remind me to chat that?
You jeans a-hey, huh? Is he gonna play Golden?
Brother. Is he gonna play Golden?
Well, he's damn old.
Damn, damn old, damn old, damn old.
Clear it.
Oh shit!
Oh shit!
Oh shit!
Another demo for me!
Whoa, whoa, whoa!
Get out of there!
Get out of there!
The fuck?
I got it, I got it!
Oh shit!
Now!
I
Didn't hear it. I did it where are you?
What are you?
What?
Who's waltz this?
Jams waltz this.
I dare to the ball.
We've got you set it!
I'm sorry, Junk.
Okay.
I thought he said I'd stay.
What?
Why would he not go to the ball and kick off him?
If he's guy raised, maybe?
Ryan, come play Tuesday after.
Yo, I gotta get this guy out of here.
Yo, I need somebody from the chat to join my Xbox Party and play Tuesday.
I can't do this anymore.
My teammates literally sell him.
Chat, that's not my fault, shut the fuck up!
Some of them are the chaff.
Watch me, Dr. Evel.
It's time to rest in place.
Time to rest in.
Time to rest in.
Time to rest in.
You're picking one more time on the punch in the throat.
David, David, David, hit me one more time, as Scarlet's my witness, I'm real close to you!
In G.J.A.
Jaden, what are you doing?
I'm not going to do that.
Stop, Jaden! Stop it, Jaden!
This kid's got to be a game chat, right? Let me talk, so.
Let me, what are you doing? What are you doing? What are you doing?
You're Jaden? You're Jaden? You're Jaden?
You got a mic?
Yo, Jayden, you got a mic?
Jayden, Jayden, Jayden, Jayden, Jayden!
chat, how I bind it to my scoreboard?
How do I bind it?
How do I bind it?
chat, how do I bind my scoreboard?
You want to say it?
Where is that in my bind?
I see the silver.
I'm not eating cataclymine.
Let's go.
On guard, I'll just back home. I'm not even kidding. This is the worst you've ever had.
I've seen the silver's better this guy on everything I'm on.
On everything I'm on.
Jayden, I'm going to punch you in the face!
Jayden, you have not done shit!
That's entire match!
Why are you even on this game?
In GTA, yeah, in GTA.
Just look at the clip.
Just forget it what what what he's doing. Why's what he's doing? Why's what he's doing?
Look at that
Yeah, I'm not being toxic.
Disgusting sucks!
He fucking sucks!
Don't you dare say carry him when he scores a gold that I insisted after he let him fight gold!
I'm sorry you have no gold, but you have a front shell at.
Jayden, he's 3 and out of attacks my family and change.
What do you mean feminine king for all of them?
I'm masculine as hell.
Jaden, what is that?
Then he's got just like a sweater or something.
Oh my god.
Jaden is so...
It's not GG, it's not GG, it's not GG, it's not GG, it's not GG, it's Jayden joined the barberset.
Is he at the box?
Of course not.
Oh, he's unranked, okay, that's it, it all makes sense now.
Why am I buying my scoreboard?
How do I buy my scoreboard?
No, how do I buy my scoreboard, y'all?
How do I do it?
Controls?
I don't see it, where is it?
Oh.
All right.
My hand, are you on, Brian, are you on?
Chatted with two's with one ago.
Is there any of y'all gold?
Brad, are you on?
Brian, join, please. Please, please.
Ryan please please please join please
Yo yo yo
Yo
What what's up?
What do you want to play right now? I didn't know oh, yes, yes, yes, I can only play for 20 minutes
You can play for 20 minutes. Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, brother, brother
Do you have me do you have it? I can hear you. I can hear you.
All right. What is your rank in 2s and what is your rank in 1s?
My rank in 2s is goal 2 and I'm on rank in what if you want to.
I don't play that shit. Hello?
Um, hello?
So you're gonna sound. It's what you're saying.
You know, I've I promise you I'm better than you like in game. I promise you
How are you want me once it's like
How because you get carried by your teammates. It's that easy buddy
You get carried by your teammates just like you didn't siege, but bro. Like it's not that hard
Bro, I'm not
If I do, if I do it, it'll play three.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, set up!
Right, if I do carry, why is my one-stank gold three?
Hold on a matter of fact.
That's, is that supposed to be like something special?
No, I'm saying, your logic doesn't make any sense
because I'm gold three.
Why are you always trying to argue with me?
Like, are we just made a fucking deal?
No, no, no, because you just check your penalty!
Right, no, right, no, no.
Right, no, no!
Bro, I can hit aerial shots. You can. Okay.
Dude, I hit aerial shots like it's even practice bro.
I hit aerial shots. Okay.
Shots, shots, aerial shots.
Don't.
Hey, listen, don't do that.
Fuck it. No.
Ryan, Ryan.
Mr. Thomas.
You're inviting.
If you laugh like that, bro.
You're not.
What do you like?
I'm not going to play good.
You cannot do that shit.
Ryan.
I'll try my best, I'm ready, I'm ready bro, I'm bored ready, I'm bored ready
Hey, let me say this bro, we lose this pain, you're blocked on every platform, and I'm never talking to you again
You'll block me if we lose this game
No, let me chase that, let me be nice
If if we lose this game and you sell
I've been I'm gonna lock you but I already know you're gonna sell me. I like I know I'm the one that's gonna get sold
Okay
So if you want me to like stay behind or do you want me to like bro, bro?
Okay, I'll play it again. Okay, I'll stay and go now for the kick off because
Yes, yes
You know rotations you gotta play rotations good
What are you? I got to go. I got to go. I got to go. He's row. That's me. That's all me, buddy
I literally assisted you there. Are you going to do that? What is that aid? Bro, what is that he's not
Resetting the blood
Okay, okay
See here
What is she?
You're definitely gonna make better contact but it's fine. I'm over the middle. Bro, okay
Here, that's all you. What are you going to do?
I'm okay. Okay, chill. Let's go. See
I'm not gonna be that guy, but I'm gonna say, are you scoring this?
That was on shoot that.
Okay, but you would have, you would not even have that chance or I did it.
If I don't set you up.
Go if, okay, listen, you wouldn't even have that chance.
By the way, did it set you up in the first fucking place.
Okay?
Okay, let's stop fucking blaming each other and just blaming each other.
I don't blame it, let it go.
I'm on it.
That's a good shot. Oh my god, that's a good shot.
That's me that's me that's me.
Right, that was a hard shot. No, just area. Oh, it's hard shot buddy. Okay, good save good save good save
Yeah, that's me that's me
Oh, okay
I'm gonna go, I'm not gonna get the balls.
Robot game. Robot game just froze, bro.
Wait, what? What? Are you good or are you good?
Oh, I'm good. I'm good, but like, people are snabbing me.
You want to have a dinner for no reason.
Stop, stop, stop, stop.
Stop, stop, stop, stop, stop.
Stop, stop.
That's all you, that's all you.
Go. Go. I got that net net.
I don't know how bad I'm bad.
I'm in there, I'm in there.
You go, I'm in there.
Right, if I stay on that net net,
That's me, that's me, fuck.
That's for you, bro, how did you cut it that angle?
I got fucking demoed again, bro.
What happened to you?
What did you say?
What did you say?
What did you say?
What did you say?
What did you say?
Bro, I'm not saying shit, bro, good shit.
That was a good goal, yo yo.
That was a great goal.
That was a beautiful goal.
If you're going to blame me, that's all you.
I'm correct.
Listen, I'm like blaming you for fun because you...
I'm like giving you like the taste of your own medicine.
What the fuck was that?
That was last.
What should I do?
Okay, they're going to pay carbon down.
Is that right?
Wait a little bit.
Brother, that was last.
We better not sell this move. We better not sell a fucking three-wheel-bead move.
Yeah, you're right. I don't know. You're right.
I'm behind. I'm behind. I'm behind. I'm behind. I'm behind.
I'm fine, I'm fine. I'm gonna go.
Right over here.
Fuck.
Get that guard even said.
Bro, how long?
What do you want me to...
Okay, okay, okay.
This is gonna be over a minute.
I'm right here, I'm right here.
Fuck.
I'll get them both out there.
I got my guard. I got it. I got it. I got it.
Yeah.
Oh.
This is how I got them.
I got your fucking shoes.
I'm no boost.
I'm gonna use the horse.
Because I...
Bro, I had like three boosts brought
I like three boosts see I didn't even even need boost for that same boy. I did
Bro, because I would have read you both
Okay, we're supposed to be the same
You'll listen can you stop fucking yelling? That's actually be a team, okay?
Fuck with it. That's
Need a hit that you need to hit that? I know get out of my ear
Stop yelling.
Stop yelling.
Stop yelling.
Don't get angry.
We're open when I get out of Goal Sea.
Like that happens when I get out of Goal Sea.
I got him in that.
What?
What is it?
Yes.
I got him in that.
Oh, no.
I said that.
Wait.
You said that.
Wait.
You said that.
You're on.
We're on a plane.
I got.
I said that.
I love you said that like the second I hit them all
That's good. That's good. That's all me. That's all me see a trust me bro
We've looking at your team
Ryan, let's look at that
Ram, oh my god, I said I had it too late there, which maybe I did
Where you had no blues shouldn't even go in for a shot
I had booze
I did that. You liar, you liar!
Not a good alight, I forgot to take that off.
Exactly. Exactly.
You still can't be a liar and actually like...
You just lie. What do they mean?
You're a true liar?
You did it really just lie.
Well, I forgot. That's not the same thing. I forgot.
Oh, I got air.
I got air.
It's out of the top, chill. You can't even get your panty panty panty panty panty.
I got your panty panty panty panty panty.
You can't get your panty panty panty panty panty panty panty panty panty panty.
That's
Bro we're two goals up with like 30 seconds left. There should be five
You should be fine here
I'm Bumping, I'm Bumping, I'm Bumping, I'm Bumping.
Oh, hit it again.
Oh, hit it again.
What are you waiting for?
You should have known me.
Then get a boost, bro.
Yeah, that's a different thing than saying, hit it again.
It's been totally different.
I can't do this.
I can't do this, I can't do this.
You're still though.
We want more.
We want more.
We want more.
We want more.
We want more.
We want more.
We want more.
We want more.
We want more.
Let's have a team meeting, okay?
Because we actually need it, okay? We actually need it.
Because this shit is not going to work out.
But you need it or we get a boat talking to take back.
You talk first and then out talk.
I don't know, you talk first. You talk first.
You want me to talk?
Yeah, yeah, it's all first.
All right. First thing.
Brother, if I say I got it, get the fuck out of the way.
Okay.
You clumped that shit. I said I got it.
Get out of the way.
Second thing if you have no boosts do not I repeat do not
Don't shoot if you have no boost
It's your tactic. It's serious now you now you you got okay so first of all
There's this little thing called a party delay right you know that right?
Like when you say something I hear that like two seconds later
Okay, the second I hit the ball is when I hear if you say let let it go
Go, okay, so what the fuck do you want me to do there?
Bro if I like bro Ryan it's so simple dude if I stop fucking yelling at me
Okay, I say I go. I'm going. I'm going. Let me go. Oh, I'm going
Are you done? Are you done laughing?
What am I trying to say?
Brother, brother, brother. What I'm trying to say is...
Even if I don't say I got it, if you don't have a boost, you should not be trying to shoot anyways.
Because all that's going to happen is you're just going to pass them the ball.
It doesn't come anything.
You're like...
I think of like...
Especially beats.
You're like...
You're like...
You're like...
I don't have to shoot it bro.
Because no, that was like a situation where I had to hit the ball.
Otherwise they would have like gotten a clear shot of gold
That's different, okay?
Chatting's not ego. It's not ego. It's not ego. It is ego. It's not ego. No, it's not ego. Chatting's I got flat and juice and he's gold to I
Know more about the game
Bro, I don't I only played my placement. Okay, I didn't even like actually grind fucking juice
I'm not playing really nice really.
Wow.
You should have like okay that was a good hit but you should have hit there.
It's like hit the fucking rep on.
You don't understand my situation.
Like I go.
Get the fuck over there.
It's right there.
It is.
You're right.
Okay okay.
I know what I'm doing.
Okay, that was a good assist. Okay, okay, yes, you're right. You're right. You're right. Okay, no, no, you're good. You're good
All the jazzy for once, okay, that's the first time ever. I don't know
That's all me
That's all me
This is gonna be hard to hit the fuck. He's bumping. He's bumping me
Ryan, that is unacceptable on this team, bro.
What's up, are you?
You missed the frickin' bow, y'all. We're trying to get flat.
Yo, where are you?
I'm not sure. I'm literally man-bow-north.
Can you stop where you?
Wait, where are you both missing it?
Ryan, I'm over the middle if you wanted it.
Yeah, you wanted it.
Here, that's all you, bro.
I'm not there, fucking off.
But I'm trying to give the, I'm trying to give space.
How about, what is this?
I don't know, like, I'm in the big leagues,
cause this isn't like a really a joke to me.
Can I be like, cause we'll be honest with you?
Of course, man.
You're not a fat player, but you're not black,
but we're, you know, how much most of them are?
But that was actually insane.
Well, can you play me for this?
What were you saying?
I, like,
I don't know, like, you're, I don't think you're, like,
actually worth, like, that, bro.
Did you just back, like, run, I'm trying to really not get down right now?
Wait, but how was that?
No, I was just supposed to say it to that.
That's not your fault.
I'm talking to my skill.
Second, you back flip into more men.
There you go.
Good goal.
No, it's not a good goal.
It's a hat trick.
Right, right, right.
It's a hat trick.
I don't do it.
You are so fucking good.
It's a hat trick, you.
Oh, do you realize how fucking the court you are?
Yes.
Okay, I go like that.
Right, and I go, I go.
Hmm.
Stop with that.
I can't control that.
Good job, I can't focus when you do that.
Right stop up!
Over the middle of the road to your head.
So you've used good team.
Fuck!
Fuck!
No!
No, he actually played me there.
I've literally just passed it for the...
No, no, no, no, you passed it for the...
Oh, my God, that was good.
That was so good.
That was so good.
Right, and that was good.
Over the middle of the road to your head.
That's nice.
Yeah, that's all me.
That's...
Fuck.
I know we're good, but we're good.
No, I need some fair.
I know, I'll be there next time.
I'll be there next time.
I'm on it.
Oh my God.
That was a safe.
I had to do that.
Otherwise it would have scored.
That's not true.
Don't worry.
I almost had to go.
I was not a good goal.
I almost had to go to the good goal.
No way.
I was like, oh, shit.
Get out of the way.
I'm back.
I'm back.
I'm back.
Oh, no.
No, no, no, no, no.
I'm gonna fall out.
Fuck.
Go fucking way.
Ryan, this is the shit.
I know.
We know legitimate question, let's get a question.
I mean, this is all we respect.
Happy God has saved yet.
I have.
I literally just had a save.
Brother, one of the one on the board.
I have two saves.
We have the same amount of saves.
Yes, yes, yes.
We have the same amount of saves.
We have the same amount of saves there.
I mean, like, I won't save.
Oh my god.
Fuck out here, see?
No no no, just get it.
We're back. That's the back of me.
That's the same.
Yeah, can you stop? Like the other guy built it, huh?
Right, um...
No way.
Why did you commit? Why him?
Because that was so weird!
Why did you commit? Why did you commit to killing?
Why did you commit to killing?
Why did you commit to killing?
Why did you commit to killing?
What the fuck are you doing?
If I don't play behind, if I don't play the heart, it would have been like fucking 70 for that, okay?
I'm shot the fuck up.
What was that?
What are we gonna?
We're gonna fucking, I hope, see, wait, see, how did you shoot the fuck up?
I got it!
That was the goal for that!
You got the goal for that!
What?
That was the goal!
What the goal?
What the goal?
Holy shit, that was the goal for that one.
Okay, I had to stay behind buddy. I'll be here. I'll be here. Get in. Get in.
What the fuck are you doing? Oh, yeah. I got shot. Oh my god. That was the last.
Ryan. Listen. We're actually waiting. Why would we actually go to the party? Why are we fighting? Why are we fighting?
Why are we fighting? Why are we fighting? Why are we fighting?
And the one goal you have is when I fool shop you. You have not scored anything.
Hey, you didn't get a new listen listen
You are so you are actually saying I've set you up on
I've set you up almost every single how did what the fuck was that?
How did how did that all was in it?
Not that I'm better than you I'm better than you
Oh, I can't tell. I can't tell! I can't tell!
Nobody's reaching you. Oh my god, where are you? Why are you creating? Why the fuck are you creating that?
Oh, there's 40 seconds left. Oh, we don't have the one yet.
What the fuck is that? Bro, we better play this out safe. We already know what we're going to do.
I'll go out. I'll go out. I'll go. You stay back. I got it. I got it. I got it. I'm clicking it.
I don't have boost on the boost, I don't have boost on the boost.
I have boost on the boost.
I'm back on the, I gotta, I gotta.
Don't worry.
That was a terrible, terrible way to do it.
I'm not going to buy some of these stuff.
Pitch off. Ryan good, Ryan good ass.
Fuck, I couldn't. No, no, no, no, we're not even. I know good.
Wait, you got to chill out, okay? If you stop like yelling in my ear like that all the time.
Yes, Ryan, let me say it's Ryan. Let me say it's Ryan. Let me say it's Ryan. Let me say it's Ryan. Let me say it's Ryan.
Wait, how do I have my own goal? It said one own goal. What the fuck? Ryan, let me say it's my point.
you're actually not that bad. I'm not that bad. So I'm still bad. No, no, no. Okay, yes. Yes. No, no, no.
It's wrong with you. You're bad, but you're not that bad. I feel like we're pretty similar to skills. I'm not going to lie.
We're similar to Scaly. I bet I'm better. I believe. Why are you doing that? Ryan, why do you gotta do that? I just-
Because you had this
You stole that. You stole that was no, but you told me I was bad bro
That's not how you should like treat your teammates
Up wait pause what the fuck does that mean row not like that obviously I'll be like crashing you like that
Just be no if you don't see it's me like you show
So I'm gonna beat B dude, don't you worry about it.
Well if you don't beat speed like on a solid game.
Chised speed ready, speed ready?
I think.
Speed is ready, all right, Ryan, let's play later tonight if you want to play later tonight.
Alright, I'll see if I'm on.
Okay, okay.
Yeah.
John, we're going to take the order I love you, baby.
John, we're going to go take all of this.
John, we're going to go take all of this.
And then it'll be back.
Wait, why can't I still hear Ryan in game chat?
You mean, because we're in fucking game?
Yeah, do this guy like bro, I'd love Ryan but bro, I think the fuck like
Every time he does that laugh, I don't know what to do. All right, I'll be back. What's that?
How does I much more to say? I'm gonna go take a bro every time Ryan does that laugh. I don't know what to do
You
All right, I'm back, y'all.
Charity this thing code.
Charity this thing code, I just think code, I just think code.
Yo, yo, yo.
Hold up, chat, my discord's fucked.
Yo, yo!
How about I stick to my head side of the bro? I don't know what's happening. I can't hear.
Oh, I meant she myself, dude.
Bro, I got something for you, coffee, Chad. Look at him, I'm leaving.
Okay, hear me, Kay. Yo, yo, what's good, bro?
No, bro, currently right now, I'm watching your first aid.
YouTube video. Oh, my channel.
We're going to be rainbow six eats.
Why are you watching that bro? I was like 10.
I know.
Okay, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
Whoa, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, what was your channel name? What name? What name?
Wait, what is the name? What are you looking at?
Hey, Steve!
Wait, what did you say?
That is not me, bro. Who the fuck is that?
That's a random...
Go!
Bro, that is...
Yo!
Bro, that's not me, that's some random crazy kid.
hit. No, this is you.
Oh, I'm trying to run this.
Yo, bro.
No, that's not me, bro.
That is not me.
Oh, Jason, what the fool.
That has brought you to some real shit, bro.
Nah, like, as man and man, bro, we got a fucking
talk, bro.
Because, bro, was your YouTube channel?
You was him gaming, nigga.
Bro, okay.
Yo, first off.
Nah, bro, nah, bro, real shit, bro.
Bro, man, bro, this is you, bro.
No, stop playing when we broke up.
Look, look, D. G.C.
We all can sound like this.
Wait, let me, I'm a listen to your stream.
Let me say it.
No, like as man and man,
I thought we were looking to my stream.
Cus I was though YouTube channel you was saying gaming.
They get it.
Wait, wait.
Screenshare, screenshare.
Bro, you wanted a screen.
Oh, shit.
Hold on.
It's like,
no, he always is the latest shit.
Stop playing with the bro, look.
Look, bro.
Oh, let's see.
Let's see.
Sir, he's exactly what I'm looking at right now, bro.
So you legitimately thought I mains my channel.
I'm not even going to say it.
I'm not even going to say it.
Look at my screen shit. All right, let me look at your screen chair. Let me look at your screen chair. Are you looking at it?
All right now. I'm in your screen chair. Yes
Okay, this is you rainbow succeeds, make it this is you bro. Okay. I'll watch it watch it
Chat anybody that will leave this is me has a fucking rock in the head. Hey, this is you
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh!
But whoever this kid is is probably in jail right now.
Also, the facial features do not match.
I don't have those facial features, bro.
My nose is brighter than that.
Okay.
Yeah, look at that.
It'll, it'll prove you wrong, bro.
Look, look at the green serve.
The green serve.
This is the same person, bro.
Oh.
This is the same as person to his younger.
Look at the green shirt and the answer that's actually me. That's me. What the fuck is this that is me?
I don't look anything like my shit. There's not you. Yes, that's me, bro
I don't like bro. I'm not getting canceled over this bro
That's I would never name my channel
I didn't even have won care when I was a kid bro. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah
No, I tried this not jinxing that I think about it if you look at his nose is two different noses
about. Oh my apologies. Yeah, bro, I was just making sure, bro. Yeah, I was just making sure that it wasn't you,
bro. Thank you, dude. Thank you. Yeah, I would never name my channel that, bro. All right. Are you ready?
Are you ready? Bro, the real question is, are you ready? Do you know what the challenge is?
I have for you. What are you? Bro, turn on your camera. Okay. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait,
have I do the, do the discord thing? Do the discord thing? Bro, I, I, I, I do this press pop
about chat.
Look, bro, like you don't,
well, you keep talking about how bad.
You keep talking about how bad.
Bro, you have slits to do everything, bro.
Bro, I know how to turn on my camera.
Okay, could you see me?
Can you see me?
Wait, I need to start a virtue.
Don't over here.
You can't get her on, bro.
Start a virtue camera.
How about get it done?
Get it gone.
Wait, this is gonna be fantastic to just do it.
Wait, I might need slits.
Bro, what did you just say?
No, I saw that.
I forgot how to do bro bro. I've been in Africa for a month bro. Sometimes you forget about this shit
Yeah, bro, and I need to talk to you about that dude. Oh
Jamesy needs to talk to me though Africa what no no bro
Oh, what can see look at what what could possibly do you be so talking to me about after first question bro
Why don't you try to spoil red dad dude? You're literally in Africa bro
Let's be in Africa. No, no, no, no, no, no.
I'm streaming. I don't chat for epic speed.
Speed. I'm like, oh, what speed stand?
I'm not thinking.
And you literally take Arthur Morgan,
don't know, it's in my chat room.
But the fuck is wrong with you, dude?
First of all, let me explain myself.
Let me explain myself.
But right now, we have an malfunction
problems on my stream right now.
So you don't know how to stream.
OK, play through the ground.
No, I know how to stream bro.
He just didn't.
No, he's fucking my shit.
Oh, I got to set up and hide.
I didn't even do anything, bro.
I was getting nothing, and I got a son of him.
Well, it's Hamas.
Bro, how about this is a mom, bro?
I honestly don't even say his name, bro.
Just, he's a mom, bro.
His name's Jerry.
Jerry, oh, hell, no.
I don't have a son of a man named Jerry.
Yes, bro.
His name's Jerry, and he's 30, bro.
He's 30?
Yes, he was 28, 28, 28.
All right, damn, Jerry.
So, bro, you get in your screen, go in
What's going on, bro?
Look at that, bro, so Lips is carrying, bro, look at him.
What did I say to you?
Sips is carrying you, dude.
Look at him.
Well, he's my even.
Bro, he's, I can hear him clicking.
I can see him clicking.
I'm going to go.
What are you looking for?
I don't remember, I got it, bro.
OK.
OK.
and
everything
like
my predictions
my predictions let me explain the rules actually
after
don't put up a filter on this right
you have to turn here
it's because we've the last time he used regular
bs
the last time he used regular bs
But they don't have a filter on this ring.
No, but he adds the filter to be the green screen.
Oh, two more seconds.
Oh, it is ugly, yes.
Yeah, bro, see what I'm saying, bro.
You don't know how to screen, bro.
Slip, don't.
I don't know.
It's not ready.
Can you see, can you see speed on your discord?
Yes, now I can see it.
Now I can see it.
Great.
Which was it?
That one?
Yeah.
Yes, now I can see it.
You see the green screen.
you're going to have to keep yourself on your stream.
Yeah, have I.
You got to bro.
How about you.
You got to have that bro.
You're all shit bro.
Dude, look at you.
Look at you.
Dude, who was right?
You're not doing anything.
Just right click.
Press filter.
Press, press, press.
Close the key bro.
It is not rocket science.
You are going to do it by yourself, bro.
Why is this right behind you right now?
Exactly bro.
No, I'm the one who's clicking.
All right, that's perfect.
Thank you all.
Beautiful, beautiful.
Hi, bro.
Oh, we're, we're, we have to get you off of this.
It has to happen.
We're blaming a freaking, it's nothing to have to happen.
Check it, y'all see it?
Random sources, bro.
Like, what is this?
Maybe double click it?
Check it, y'all see it?
Bro, do you see my, oh, we have to, bro.
No, he streams on stream labs over here.
That's what people did in like 2016 bro, don't question about how, how, how, how
stream bro.
It's not a huge stream.
It's so that's who doing it.
I'm doing it right.
Bro, don't worry what I'm doing bro, you need to wear a button of not loosing his wager
and don't drink beers or his segment, yeah bro, don't get coffee and don't take
date breaks.
I never baked.
So after the beer speech you gave me, I haven't drank since, right? Literally, I never drank since that day.
That's cute.
Look at that. Welcome to the stream, Jinxie.
Yeah, that is ugly as brutal, my screen broke.
And in my sense, this has to stay out.
Wait, he's frozen, hi, guys. He's fucking frozen, dude.
Oh, hi, guys.
Put it on, stay on top.
Stay on top, hi, guys. Stay on top.
All right, bro.
Whoa, are you ready, bro? Are you ready?
I got it. You don't even know the rules.
You don't even know the rules.
What he what rules what rules could we could we possibly set up? Okay, so first here's my first question, Ralph
How good are you at the scan and don't bullshit, Ralph?
Bro, I'll be on his bro listen. I will be complete honest. I was playing a rockie Lee when it came out
It was free on PlayStation at 12 years old. That's 12 years old. They're four
If you could compete. Okay. I'm gonna speak in football terms. I'm like a
So I'm like, uh, Anthony, Anthony from Man United.
It's type of good brother.
What is your rank, dude?
I can't I'm trying to not break out my thing when you're saying this shit.
Bro, what is your rank?
My rank?
Yeah, what is your rank, bro?
Do you even have a rank?
I do have a rank.
Okay, what is it?
What is it said?
What is it said?
Uh, wait, let me, let me, let me take.
Bro, like I haven't played the game in a minute.
Uh.
My rank is, bro, I'm ranked five.
I'm ranked fifth.
What do you mean your rank fifth?
Fifth in the world?
What are you saying?
Like, yeah, on a leaderboard.
That is.
So your level five, your level five.
So he's like, no, dumbass, I'm chimp one.
You stupid nugget.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, your champ what?
Okay, wait, speed one.
could you move your mic one inch to the right?
How about one inch?
Thank you.
Okay, your champ one, right?
champ one?
Camp one.
Okay.
Wait, no he's not.
Wait, they said he's got five wins
and he just lost to the AI.
Cat, clearly your cat is bullshit.
I'm camp one.
Okay, so you're not even ranked, bro.
Okay, back, back, back.
All right, so here's the challenge, bro.
Here's the challenge.
I'm gonna give you,
So we're gonna race to 100 goals, right?
But I'm gonna give you 95 goals.
And all you need to do is score five goals,
and I need to score 100, bro.
That's not fair, bro.
What, how is that now fair?
Oh, you played his game every fucking day, bro.
My nigga, I was in Africa enough.
We don't twig, and I'll see you'll stick you ass.
Play this game for 12 hours a day, bro.
Don't come up here and try to like,
you always try to be high all mighty,
because I'm born in Brooklyn.
If I took your ass to feed for your ass and didn't get your ass,
Molly, you're not even a fucking gamer,
just cause you like, just cause like, bro, listen,
if I used to play games, I'll use to play games.
I'll wipe your damn ass cheats, bro.
Listen, I'm playing the games you good at.
I'm playing the game you good at.
So first off, let me address you.
Let me address you, cause you always
gonna be high all mighty like you're good at games.
But only game, you're not even good at rock dilly,
you shit you you you like you're literally shit at rockin' lead
classroom real you got somebody in your ear telling you
coms like this fucking Avengers do right do this do this do that
and rainbow six feet
and with the rainbow six feet that's all I have to say about that
and you bro you asked that video games bro do not like you're not good bro
okay that's bro so first off my fan all the
retweets second let me say this bro
bro seriously bro let me listen you like you act like you're good
All I'm saying is that you're not really good at games, bro, you're really not good at games.
So you're not. I'm gonna address everything you just said. First off,
FIFA, uh, I didn't give one of FIFA. Do you even know what FIFA one means?
Bro, do you even know what that means, bro?
Should we have a FIFA right now?
So wait, don't be the whip you're asking FIFA and Rocket.
We have a FIFA right now.
I'll throw eight. Listen, should we have a FIFA right now?
Okay, but I have not played the new FIFA.
I don't know the new mechanics.
Here we go. Here we go.
Do you have FIFA?
Let me see if I see.
Here we go.
Here we go.
I have idea.
I'll download FIFA.
And then after I'd be played rock and seek and I'd sit on you.
Then I'll sit on you and FIFA.
Then you go apologize, bro.
I'll download FIFA.
Okay.
Wait, wait.
You're in FIFA.
Man, I've been doing FIFA.
It's not what's fucking 12 years old.
Wait, FIFA.
26.
26.
26.
26.
Can I get the access version?
access this one bro.
Get feedback.
Get feedback.
I'm not getting 10 bro.
OG's.
No I'm good at a people.
Now I won't feel the bro.
No I'm not trying to switch the subject.
When he ate dollars for his, it's the same game every year.
All right, bye.
Bye.
I'll buy people.
I'll buy people.
It's down by fee for bro.
Cause you owe it.
Cause like you'll be pissing me off thinking you good at games.
You're not even good.
It's going to be great game.
You're going to play the game, bro.
You're playing the game.
You're playing the game.
You're going to play the game.
You're going to not have chosen a worse game, bro.
To play the game.
Pizza.
I like bro.
I used to run shit in FIFA.
Bro, I run shit in FIFA.
Like I run shit in FIFA and rock to me.
Listen, I will probably show my ass.
Laugh on stream if you be me and FIFA.
Say you swear to God.
I swear to God.
That's so confident I am.
I am. I swear you're asked to find a way in FIFA. Yeah. Okay. All right. I'm
downward in the game. I'm down low to right now chat. No excuses. Live
bullshit. Oh, live on stream bro. So it'll be literally down low to
by the time Robin needs done. It'll be down low to 30 minutes. All right. And
now let me explain the rules, right? So speed. Do you think you could get five
gold before I get a hundred? Unbiased. Because you're gonna page and you're
I like a baby.
He's a lady, seven.
Nick in 97.
Let me ask you how much I have.
Chad is not fair in 97.
Bro, let's say, bro, let's say, bro,
G.C. I don't, let's say, I don't play video games.
I used to play video games.
Just take the deal, challenge, and just say yes.
What do you got, bro, what do you have to lose?
I'm like, what do you, like, honestly,
what do you have to lose, bro?
Okay, but what are we majoring, bro?
Like, what do you actually want to wage a, in rock and ink?
And Rockley? Yes, because we could do two wages, dude. I'm not kidding my fucking haircut again. Never again. Am I doing that shit?
I'm not doing that. I gotta start mulling dude. I gotta start looking good. You know what I'm saying? Okay, we should wait here.
Chad, what is the feet bro? I don't see the feet fuck bro. I don't see the feet fuck dude
Yo, I just see F, F, C, sports showcase.
I didn't see anything, X bro is F, C, 20, C, I know, but I downloaded it, but it was only X box one.
Hey, didn't give me X box series X.
Download the X box series X version, the next version.
Brother, it's not a popping up!
There is no one!
Yes, it is. No, no, it's not.
Wait, okay, you're right. But no, I see it there. Okay.
Nevermind, fine, not to, sorry.
All right, there we go.
Yeah, see it that's the one bro. I'm really gonna whip your ass and FIFA and Rocket League and in that
You're gonna have again
Bro you don't know I'm gonna have that FIFA you chose you could get so many better games. Okay. All right, Matt. Let's do eyebrow four and eyebrow
Bro how long to take for eyebrow to grow back listen. I cut in my eyebrow before back to 2022. It's like a month
I'm gonna let me out for now because you live out of everything. Oh, that is it bro. Oh my life
It takes some money. It's for now. It takes a night if I cut my eyebrow off how old is it take to come back?
It takes one month
If you shave or cut your eyebrow hair off, it typically takes around two to four weeks for no
What is that? And that's
I'm gonna cut my eyebrow. I'm gonna cut my eyebrow. Yeah, Gordon Ramsey is in his life. Oh, you're not that funny. Oh, you always got people
You know ears bro. You can't do shit for yourself bro
What the fuck bro that is my cousin but bro are you ready bro?
It takes two weeks for your I run to come back. I bet so okay
I'm not a big a month because I'm not a super thick, but you got you have like thin
Yeah, you're gonna be back in literally. I think it's your eyebrows right now. You'll see gonna be back in one week, bro. So
Okay, let's do it. So if you get five goals speed if you get five goals
I have to cut my eyebrows and if I get a hundred goals, you have to cut your eyebrow and bro
If you scam, I swear to God. I swear to God, bro
Bro, no, we're doing that for FIFA bro. We're not doing that for Ruttelead. Oh, you wanted it. Okay. Okay. That's fine
So you would just want to play robin it. You just want to play
Bro, let's just bro listen. We can do to the club. I brought a shit off. We'll not feel more listen
We can do that for FIFA. Okay. We can do that for FIFA bro. When you feel more confident
I got you if you like rock lead bro like light bro like let's just play
Let's just like what a way do you got like the of the thing
The overlay when you're streaming what over like
Bro's when you have like 90s
Oh, yeah, I've got to make that make that make that I'll put it in this cork
Yeah, put it in this cork all right, so you're getting 95 ghosts you need five. I need a hundred, right? Yes
This is such a bad, this is such a bad deal for you, dude. You're going to get, bro. You might not even get one. You might do, do you realize how skillful this game is, but this isn't like a joke. This isn't a joke.
Bro, you're just, listen, you just wanted them guys to know everything about the game, but just still ask. Like, you know, you know who's top 10 on a leaderboard. You know, you know what that is, you know what this is, but when you just play the game and get on a stick, you are just asked.
And it is, and it's so, bro, I see you play practically, you're like, you're ass.
Like, seriously.
Oh, we don't even need it over late because of the scoreboard, okay, okay, back, back.
I'mma make the match, are you ready?
Yes, make the match, are you okay?
So all you gotta do is go to play, private match, and then join.
Do you know how to get there?
Yes, I know how to play private match and join private match.
No, he doesn't.
No, he doesn't.
Yes, I really owe the screen.
Okay, I've screened, you can't say the password,
We're going to join, all right?
I'm going to put it in the group chat, wait, but I got a piece, so you got to wait.
Okay, okay, okay.
All right, all right, all right.
Chat.
Let's break this down legitimately.
FIFA, y'all know what I'm just a stream, FIFA,
Halon, 2020, for each, brother, I was chat, I was good, all right.
I was good, all right.
No?
No.
Hell, no.
It's such dick hands dude.
Chad, I was good at people.
Bro, is speed, wait, is he good at people?
Because he sounds confident.
Should I laser a eyebrows?
Kind of what I'm saying.
Because bro, Chad, you know I'll actually do it.
That's the thing.
Bro, I don't know if he's gonna do it.
I think speed's just gonna scare him.
Oh, Daisy, stop the fuck up.
Oh, bro, god, my bomb taking a piss!
And I got some, I'm hearing you my ear.
Is he actually good?
Is he orange?
It just played a game.
I forgot you got it.
Okay, bro, forgot you got a food.
You like, bro, I'm taking a cup of kind of take a piss
and like, when my head said, oh,
and I got G.C. in my ear talking about silly,
just rubbish, all right, bro, I'm gonna send you the game.
Okay, join the game, bro.
Yes, yes, type the password and type the name.
Okay, those two different things.
Don't show screen, it's in your text, it's in your text.
Like that, like, phone?
Yes, in, I message, in, I message in the group chat.
That's the one.
Join that and you're gonna get in the game.
Where, you ain't take it to my phone.
Fuck, Chattamita, add the thing.
Oh, wait, I just didn't just say my bad, my bad, my bad.
I just give now.
There we go.
Chattamita, oh, that password is,
they can't even see the password anyways.
So what was the point?
Bro, because if you type it in on your stream,
they're gonna all join.
They're gonna all join.
Hey, Steve, look, like I'm typing the password and they can't see.
What is the name?
It's the same for both, bro.
That's what I'm trying to say to you.
Oh, did he?
I didn't chat, did he leak it?
You swear to God.
Bro, say you swear to God, you leaked it.
No, you did it, no, you did it.
I did it.
Okay.
Bro, they're saying you fucking leaked it, bro.
No, I, you can't see the password.
Join a blue.
I'm orange.
Bro, go!
You're leaking here, right now!
I didn't leak it, you can't see the password!
Okay, okay.
Bro, bro, wait, wait.
No, you dead won't be joint.
Dude, are you a job-ass?
Are you actually a job-ass?
How did he get the best word?
He copys the same verbose, dumbass.
I'm not getting the best words.
He didn't guess.
You don't think.
You don't think about a damn thing.
I don't think I'll get the best words.
Because it's the same verbose.
Why would you make it the same, dumbass?
All right, all right, but let me say let me say it.
I'm a button.
Why would you make the same thing as the same password?
That's Yolpho.
Yeah, all right.
That's Rotella's his phone.
He doesn't mess in his situation.
Why would you make this?
That's like me making a username my password.
Bro, you're not a rock in your head.
Oh my god.
I still haven't done it.
Don't miss all the game.
Oh, I said don't sell the game.
He still doesn't know it.
Why would you make the same path?
Bro, that's like he's making... I don't speed my password.
Oh, really? Oh! Bro, I'm losing a thousand brain cells every 10 seconds, bro.
His dude's done, bro.
Why would he bro? Chat, that's a real one.
That's not even my fault, bro.
That's not even my fault.
That's not my fault, bro.
Alright, guys.
I made a new one. I made a new one. I made a new one.
Do not hate!
Do not show the screen!
Do not show the screen!
Yeah, it's okay. Don't show it until you're in and then you can show it
Because it's gonna pass forward at all, bro
Yeah, I understand that but they can see where your keyboard goes when you're clicking it, bro
Don't you can't
That's how you bro
Are you are you dumb as hell?
Oh, they cannot
Bro speed they can literally
Bro, jesus, he is so always paranoid like do you go to sleep and be like, oh
Somebody might come in my house
Well, like, stop being fucking paranoid! You bitch! Stop being a man!
Oh my god, god damn!
So, who is life on the god damn ads? But you f**k!
I can't bro.
Bruxby, here's the hairnoy bro.
So they can't see the hairnoy.
Speak, they can't see the password, right?
Right, right?
No, they can't.
But they can see your keyboard when you're tricking on what matter you're clicking bro.
I can't explain this to a boy at your own.
Yeah, he won't understand.
No, they can not.
I'll let him go for your own.
Oh, nobody has never done that to me before.
New code, new game.
I made a new game.
Why?
Because you reached the password to the last one.
Because because we can't get enough of it anymore,
there's always a free time screaming.
Show it to studio and cry, bro.
I'm in it.
I'm in it.
I'm in it.
OK, now you're in.
Now you're in it.
OK, now you're in it.
OK, now you're in it.
Now you're in it, bro.
Bro, it's dope.
Bro, yo has bro.
Bro, what your beer at bro? You need a you eat a fucking drink. I don't drink anymore. I don't drink
All right, let me pause. I'm gonna explain the rules, bro
Okay, I got it because I don't know
I'm a game. I got it. I got it. I got to edit the score around. Hold up. Hold up. All right, have one
Me T and already
I'm not cheating. I'm adding infinite time and I'm giving you 95 goals from you really should be saying. Thank you, bro
All right, you're blue team, right? Blue team. Okay
All right, speed. The rules are simple, bro. You need five goals. I need a hundred. Are you ready, bro?
That's all you. Bro, making 97, making 97. Mead in the middle of that 96. Mead in the middle of that 96.
Okay, what about this? What about this? The first person. We're going to do a dick rolllet, okay?
So basically, we're going to block our cameras and we're going to do this in whatever stop first.
That's what we got to do.
So you want to do get through that, where we slowly pull down our base band and the first person to stop loses.
Yes, but what about my cubes, bro? I don't shave that chain.
Bro, that's what's called whoever stop, look, you can stop. Listen, bro. Listen, it's
whatever stop, whatever stop first, bro.
Listen, I want to get, I want to make in 97,
you want to make in 95.
Simple as that.
So then we meet in the middle in 1996,
and nobody pulls out their meat, bro.
But I want to do 97, bro.
And I want to do 95.
So we meet in the middle in 1996.
But what I don't know, but me and in the middle
does not, it doesn't solve anything.
It solves literally everything.
It solves everything.
It doesn't solve the solution, bro.
So let's let's do 97 bro. So bro, how bad are you bro? How bad do you really look at it?
Bro, how bad are you legitimately? Bro, you know I don't play games like bro. You know I don't play games like games like that for real
Bro speed I got this game three weeks ago. It's not like clash where I was just gonna give it a whip your ass bro. You remember that?
You have to get a pro dude and you were never gonna win. You were never gonna win buddy. You played this game every fucking day
Every day, a you played off stream too.
So like, bro, can you just make it 97,
Jamesy, sis, you're so good at games.
Like, I don't know why you had this such game in Eagle,
but bro, just fucking bro,
like just making 97, bro.
Okay, I got you, bro, 97, chat show you know,
you know, you know, you know,
you know, in 96, making 96, change the prediction,
change the prediction, re-fin, making a prediction,
96, lot.
Are you ready bro? Are you ready?
Let's go. Come on bro.
All right, you need four goals.
I need 100. All right.
Oh, you see? Oh, dude.
Dude, I all don't want to stay bro.
It's once this game starts, there's a lot of things you're getting back.
You know, once they just start the game bro.
This suit is like an engineer attack.
But just play it again. Why you keep bro attack?
You see, always have to bro listen.
You have 90. This is not.
Stop.
All right, we're going. We're going.
We're going. We're going.
Open go. I started it. You got to clean up the defense. You got to clean up the defense. Bro, what is that? Clean it up, dude.
You cheating?
Yeah, what are you doing? Speed? Okay, okay, I got you figured out. I already got you figured out.
I don't want to get a hundred bro, don't let me get a hundred bro, don't let me get a hundred.
slide tackles out in soccer. It's slide tackles out. In an 11-4-side pitch match, but not
another one-by-one bro. Dude, look, I can do whatever the heck I want to your car, bro.
You got to do whatever you want. You got to do whatever you want. You got to do whatever you want.
You're standing still. You're standing still in the middle of the pitch, bro. I'll be
some going to slide into your eye. Come on, come on, come on, come on, let's go, let's go.
No more excuses, bro. No excuses. No excuses. I gave you 96 goals, feed. Come on, dude.
and
Chattamizani 20 goals for every one that he scores and I'll be on this
Yes
Speed forever the gold is to get them all not run over it
Well stop doing it
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no
I'm going to do it.
No, no, no.
Got him away, get down my way.
No, yes yes, yes yes yes yes yes yes.
Yes!
Challenge 1, pass!
Whoa, whoa, why do you claim to find a signal? Who told you that? Who told you that? Who told you that?
Come on, damn it, let's see. Oh, how is he just doing that? Oh my day.
Ah, let's go!
Why do you just play like that?
Throw it's part of the game!
It's part of the game!
Throw it's part of the game!
Like I said, the gold is the ship of all not run underneath it, you're better than it
The gold is the ship of all
Oh shit, oh fuck fuck fuck fuck yeah, I
Oh
Yes, yes, forget stay out of it
Look at the pace!
Tell me that's not prime guaranteed, Bale dude.
Come on, chat.
Lock it.
Perfect, perfect, flicking over to middle.
Yes.
Yes.
Oh, yeah, yes, yes, yes, yes!
Hey!
What the fuck are you doing?
What the fuck are you doing?
I'm gonna die!
Chatted it's not musky bro!
Look! Look!
Okay, it's standing! He's cold!
I don't have no fucking!
Yes, you look like beautiful.
Take the booths, take the booths.
We're just gonna put them stop here.
Stop, speak, stop, speak, stop!
Who-who-who?
No!
Yeah baby, you're so...
You're a man, it's a Harry Potter!
It's bonus!
I'm not talking about the cards I can't see.
Now let's go, come on, three more goals, Sam.
Three more goals, this is going to be for you.
Three more goals.
Three more goals.
It's not going to be easy.
This is pretty far. I have 3 more goals. It's not going to be easy for staff to be seen.
Stop. Stop.
Please.
Please.
You look good.
You look good.
Nice.
The goal is to put the ball in the goal.
Listen, the goal in the game is to put the ball in the.
Shut the block-up.
Because you lose.
Move!
Two more goals!
Two more!
Say back buddy.
Say back buddy.
Say back buddy.
He's saved it.
Well, I need to.
Good God, this is already going horrible.
Something horrible started.
Everybody block you and we can do this come on, block him!
Markman, Markman, Markman, Markman, Markman, Markman, Markman, here we go, here we go, man!
That's the moment, that's the moment!
There it is, oh!
Come on, what the fuck is that?
Oh no bro, what the fuck is that, what the hell?
Dude, oh my god.
Bro, what is this bro?
Hell, bro, I jump and block that!
I do!
We've got to go, boy.
Let's go, boy.
Let's go, boy.
Let's go, boy.
I'm not sure anybody's cork can not move.
You have to go keep these skills of O'Nano.
What is that?
Perfect.
If that mid blues, beautiful.
No!
No!
No!
Good vodka, vodka, vodka, vodka.
That's impossible.
This is so profitable.
Dude, this is so profitable, Ralph.
Come on.
I have to just actually lock in.
Yes, yes, do it now.
Get him there!
Move, move, move, move!
Thank you!
No!
I'm gonna miss you, I'm gonna miss you, I'm gonna miss you.
Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes!
Yes, no! No!
Oh my god, I gotta talk to this, any talk to any touch.
Oh my god, oh my god, I didn't just scutty.
I'm actually just scutty. Holy shit!
Holy shit!
I'm actually...
Yeah, I'm actually just scutty.
I gotta scutty.
No, no, no, no, no, no.
No no no no no sweet stop stop stop
Perfect
Bro I can do that
I can't do this
Dead as can't dribbling bro
Alright bro one and it's the means is can instead of the fucking ball
Watch out speed over your head over your head speed
Speak sauce, speak sauce,
speak sauce, speak sauce,
speak sauce,
that's hot.
Fire on a child,
that's hot.
That's hot.
Speak sauce,
that's hot.
Perfect.
Perfect.
Absolutely gorgeous.
Definitely, dude.
Oh, I can go to the sea net.
Now, see that.
Oh, god, no.
Oh, my life.
Chadi, I see that.
Yeah, see what I'm talking about?
What are you saying, bro?
Are you laughing?
Are you laughing?
No, bro.
I can't move on.
My fucking core is mine.
Yeah, I'm forwarding it back to this. I'm telling you.
Perfect, keep it in the air.
No, no, no, no, no, no!
Speed stop, shall.
Relax, I'm in the bathroom, relax, I'm in the bathroom, alright.
What the fuck? What the fuck?
Look at the distance on that shot!
How is that Roberto Carlos?
That's a free kid, bro!
He said, well, we're so far away.
Let them check them.
Take the back loose?
Now we just squeeze them here, squeeze them.
He doesn't have any boost.
They chat.
They chat.
They chat.
They chat.
They chat.
They chat.
They chat.
They chat.
They chat.
They chat.
They chat.
They chat.
They chat.
Big chat, it's feeling a ball, and it's happening to the box off the wall, so you can make a good
Come back on the wall, I can air it up with this
What a chop!
He's getting this ball, no, no, no, no
Okay, okay, okay, and take a look
Great, just come back and hold time, chat right there
Why is he going, you get him front of the net, and you can't expect that
He's like, you have no composure, it's like Garbord knew that
He's doing it, you really got a barrier
See how I don't see I have to post her, get her on the same, see how much pocket to post her I have
You literally look like Darwin, dude
Got the hell
Oh
Theo
Nice perfect guys, easy little tapping for the boys
Double jump, flick, oh my god
Got him, got him, got him, got him
I'm gonna say how do I get the fight, what what do I do with it
How do I get the ball
Why didn't I chat? I can't move this horror bro. It's like this cork and I move
I got night at home
I jump here nice. Okay, that's how to go to the back and get about over the middle. I'm gonna hit the mid boost
He's gonna miss
Open the ball
That is what we call
Somali
She likes to laugh this how do I move this call look at this slot, I mean
Slot it right in the net no keep for saving that dude
Did you see that?
Chad, it's not a musky shot off!
It's just a treat.
Perfect.
That's going to drop in the net.
You got to get the craft here, just get it craft here.
Over the middle.
Beautiful.
Yes!
Yes!
Yes!
Wow, actually a good side of the plot.
oh.
Well he's actually getting better now.
Mine it, mine it. Perfect. Perfect, perfect, perfect. Perfect.
Got everything, there we go. Nice, over the middle.
Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, we can do this, guys.
Okay, it's musty, it's musty.
It's what it's got!
It's what it's got!
Full concentration boys.
You can only allow a super-bomb or a bummer though.
Full concentration.
Full concentration.
Yes, yes, oh my god.
I can't throw the weight at hard movers in this light.
I can't throw the job roll like Teddy's.
I can't throw.
Perfect, take it back to me.
Nice.
Nice.
Stay on it.
Garret, man, fight on the way.
There it is, boys.
Nice guys.
That's how we play Rocket the chat.
Flip into the pass.
Right over to move.
Why don't we do it?
Fuck it!
It's a fucking fucking fucking horror, bro.
This is not the channel of the bra and bra and bra and bra and bra and bra and bra.
We're starting to catch over them.
Fuck you, we've got the whole little bra.
Guys we're seeing bad and bra and bra.
And I got this fucking nuky to my ear, kick yelling at shit.
Guys we're starting to catch over them.
This is looking really good. This is a really good guy's mental over the middle. Another easy go to the place
What is this game
What is this game
Let's go guys that way stay locked in we can easily do this guys
I mean like it's gonna be hard but as a chance. It's a chance. I don't understand me
Wow, it's a happy stop stop stop stop stop stop.
Wait wait stop stop stop.
You all forget that's up.
Perfect line it. We brought it right up to line here.
Beautiful over the middle.
Perfect guys this is awesome. Okay we have 30 minutes, 70 more come on!
I gotta play smart, I gotta play free, I gotta play free, I gotta just play with my mistakes now.
Oh shit. There we go. Nice good rebound guys. That's what you fall.
Get the bitch! No!
Guys that's why you always follow up your shot for that rebound. Do you know what I'm saying?
We could do this. I'm telling you crazy things happened.
Oh, I can't go this fucking stupid bros what have got it.
It's quite a soul I did.
Run to go take a chelps, it's just-
And where is this core doing bro?
Like, what is the core doing?
The same set of goals we have.
Six out of the go.
Thank you. Thank you. He's gonna wallet. Nice.
Pop them a little bit here. Now we outrun them because we have the glue. He has to
go through the surrender. He has no glue. He has no glue.
Triple bottom hat. Whoa, whoa, whoa. Perfectly down.
No, no, no, no. Oh my god. You see that? You see that? You see
I used to wish to like that bro, you grow a lot, you see,
you used to like that, like, come on bro, perfect, oh my god, that's beautiful.
This guy has like, bro, oh my god, look at that shot.
I can't, bro, I can't, I grow like, that is, I'm bro, I can't.
We're really starting to put it together, Chatt.
Nice guys, immediately in its back, like you see that?
Like, come on!
We all see that!
Yes!
65, we go! 65, we go check!
Oh my god, but see this better again! Nice!
Oh!
Flick up?
Oh no, why does it keep bouncing like that?
Flick up!
I'm drap, we're low, look at the flak!
And the finish, that is what I'm talking about guys.
I'm starting to actually power up now, seriously.
We're looking better.
We've got any questions about the controls for I can help you out there.
I have a bro.
I'm ready to help you, dude.
I mean, just let me know, double listen, oh no, nice, okay, so speed to be
smarter, just let me know if I'm in that ball there because I'm front foot, no, it's
gonna bounce and then I think maybe, thank you, thank you, thank you, speed to remember
run opposite teams so try to not pass it. You heard him saying? Like nice views
will fence out of this. Over the middle? Thank god we eat all night. No! No! Oh my god
I thought I was going to get a 5 bounce there.
Perfect, guys.
What a touch.
It's like, um, just a beautiful touch.
It's like feather.
Chats like feather, bro.
It's a perfect touch, dude.
Okay, only 60.
You to go, guys.
Oh, wait, I'm gonna be in a set.
Perfect, guys.
Hey, he's definitely getting better, Chad.
Can I?
Nice bomb guys, gotta keep bomb from himself.
Keep my skulls.
Flip over his head and let's get him there, over his head.
Speed watch out.
Oh, fuck it, Jack.
Nice, over now.
He's fucking stupid.
Oh my, how do I throw us with a garam at the brisht?
Do you want me to run off?
Shut up!
Go on, motherfucker.
Let me watch what they're name.
Shut the fuck up!
Shut up, shut up and shut up.
God damn, get shut the hell up.
Hey, God damn, what is wrong with you?
You just like talk, I give you my talk as young as hell.
God damn, my pro-lay bro,
tell like how I've been here in this fucking dude
because that, to my ear off, all fucking game,
broke shut up.
Pro-Visionist, speak.
God damn you like bro like damn you remind me of like shit.
You're a plus here I'm Garrett Bell.
Oh boy I can't lie you Brazilian touch guys I'm all looking up like a shut
like me.
I like bro nobody want to hear that like you like that asshole like I'm
Well, I'm swear God, I would have bullied you in school bro.
Shut the fuck up!
Shut up!
Ew, bro!
Come on, bro, come on.
I'm speaking, all I was gonna say, man.
Come on, all I'm gonna say, man.
I'm all I'm gonna say, he keeps that band, bro!
Be it, if you're a plus, you're a plus, you're a plus.
I got a, bro, wait, wait!
If you're a plus, you're taking deep breath.
That's all I was gonna say.
I mean, I'm gonna need you to unflustered, you know.
remember the goal is to hit the ball not drive past them. You know what I mean?
It's brilliant touch.
Oh, I got bonito.
Oh, I got bonito.
And then I'm out of tune here.
And then I'm out of tune here.
It's just beautiful.
The way I play this game.
And that is what we call a dump.
Because I dumped on in there.
It's just a pressure on how to do it.
I'm not a robot like I learned stuff.
You know what I'm saying?
Okay, now it's a good task.
Keep good drink, look good drink.
All right, now I'm gonna clear it out, now watch it.
I'm gonna clear it, it's getting bounce off the wall, and then because you
have no clue, so I'm just gonna be able to easily dribble the end, it's gonna
flick up in the air, and then I'm just gonna do it in the middle.
ARIO!
Oh, no, no, no, no, no, guys, I really leveled up in the last 10 minutes here, I'm
playing really life-tapped, gotcha?
I said that was a bitch. I don't even know what's driving me. I looked out of it.
Nice. I'm almost going to run that kick off because my front foot is slightly better than yours.
You're not bad though. Oh fuck up with the mugs feet. Make sure you don't kick off.
Oh, the speed you don't want to hit it up like that because yeah, now you're out of control.
And that's it open. Oh wait a minute. Wait a little bit of a reflection here.
Oh no no no no no no, no
Oh no stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop hey stop wait stop
Stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop remain stop stop stay stop
Nice beautiful flick and beautiful
Over the middle
That was when it was going down the line bro
But that's why I'm not just fucking the thing down a lot.
That's only thing you do, the score of fucking ball.
It's whole time, you're so fucking predictable
at this city as game.
Like you're not even fucking good,
all you do is boost down a lot.
Like a fucking night.
You're not fucking good.
See, and you think you've got to be me this fucking game, dickhead?
You like bro, you really think you've got to be me 100 fucking times
after you're doing the same shit, every possession.
He's the amount of this fall for the same shit.
Look, going down a line and doing the same bump.
Go ahead, do it.
Do it, S.
Congratulations.
He's gonna do it.
That's all he does is go down the fucking line.
It's Boose down the line, bro.
That's all he does, bro.
It's Boose down the goddamn line.
That's all he do.
All he does is.
Speak, remember?
Take a chill, man.
I'll do it.
I've got a play while if you're angry, speak.
Watch out if you take that hoops.
Speak, watch out.
I'm gonna need to call this Rainbow Connect, right?
Chat, look at this little Ronaldinho action.
Click them and slot it.
Oh, this dude is making me watch his weekly promo bro.
Bro, don't every old life making me watch old replay bro.
Real shit bro.
Don't every old fucking life making me watch old replay bro.
Speed.
And I mean after the bottom of my water boat.
I don't want my water boat.
Yeah!
Baby!
One more go!
Oh look at that nice flick. Nice.
Thoughts been down, Bill.
Open go. Nice. Nice.
Hold up.
Bonito. Nice.
Right there.
I love baby.
Nice. Now I got a lot of it.
All right.
56 gold.
One more go. You done, boy?
One more go.
Tell us, put him in a coffin.
Let's put him in a coffin.
I'm not testing up the coffins in the chat. I'm not gonna talk about the bumpers in the chat. It's worth it.
It's been up the coffins in the chat. I'm at the puttum in the coffin. It's got the puttum in the coffin.
Tell us puttum in the coffin.
I'm not going to get the axe with his bro.
Oh, like how I do not fear that fall, bro.
Oh.
Oh.
Look at that.
No.
I think I'm gonna be dead.
Oh.
Look at that.
No.
I think you're dead.
a
come on
focus focus focus focus focus
No no no no no no stop stop
Oh like how late at last even a boss like that?
Like how do I like move around there like that?
I
I don't like that
Yes, no, no
It's gorgeous, it's just gorgeous, touch.
Demolition!
Demolition!
Open the door!
Yes yes yes!
Nice guys cool, come collect it in one of the net as always.
If he goes down 50 to go, never back down number one.
Come on.
It's kind of doable, bro.
Over the middle. Perfect. Take the back loose.
Yes. Beautiful boys. Right over the middle. Cool contractor like to feather touch.
That's good. Beautiful. Everybody calm down. We can do this.
49 to go. Don't fucking don't give up!
Yeah, that's a good balance. Snipes, try to remember. I think it's in the net.
Now it is. Nice guys. That's beautiful.
Thank god we didn't wait until the eyebrow on this hand though. Nice.
I thought it was over, oh my god, I thought it was over right there, nice.
Can you move the heads, bro?
Move it in the soul, man.
And, bro!
Okay, 46 to go, guys.
I thought that was over, I'm not gonna lie.
I can't get my hands on a ball. How do I move around in his car?
Come on, focus guys, bro. I got a good toy stick movement. A bro. You cannot move it is.
Bro's feeling the skin is the highest still gap in the world, bro. You can't expect to just jump in and be great, bro. I'm terrible at this and I've been blinded.
Oh god. Oh, y'all know know know know. Perfect touch. Wow. We're not fucking
going to have one more gold on the loose. Great demo. We just hunt down on the
Get in! Get in!
Okay, 43 to go. This is so dope, bro!
Oh, no way it's whole time you can fucking try it, bro.
Right, ask if you want to help with the controls, yeah?
Yes, perfect, perfect, yes. That's what I wanted, that's good size.
Nice guy, beautiful.
Cool, come correct to the front of the net.
Okay, it's not going to be easy, but bro, it's doable.
Oh my god, bye bye, fucking pizza.
You just stopped! You just stopped!
Yeah, we got to die!
Yeah!
Yes!
Yes!
Yes!
Yes!
Yes!
And that chance is by you never settled right early, dude!
Ever!
Oh my god, thanks God!
Okay.
I got him sober.
Why?
I'm gonna kill this off of the bomb.
I'm not gonna kill this one.
What a shot I'm out.
I mean, it's just a- I've had so much power on those strikes, champ.
Let's go, guys.
What a strike.
All right, let's get close, actually.
The G.C. is a beer alcoholic who doesn't save his ass, and he doesn't wash his ass as well.
Let's go!
W's in a tent!
Get the fuck out of here!
Talking on ass shit!
So now we're doing the real major, right?
Talking about ass shit, and he loves!
Try to knock it!
I like that, look at like, set a bomb off eight now.
You ugly piece of shit.
You are ugly.
You look like the boulder up plattery, El.
Yo dude, this is the real major, right?
I brought all the lines, right?
Oh, I did it.
Brad, let's you win.
I'll use it.
Yo, a joke, I don't need the lick.
Oh, I let you win, bro.
I let you win because now it's the real major, right?
We got to work it back. You're not knowing Gene Sees like sad because he does his freaking water thing.
You suck. You say you suck. It's cool.
You suck.
Jesse, if you're frustrated man, there's three then a breathe out.
That's all you got to do, bro.
If you're frustrated, bro, this breathe in and breathe out.
And maybe do the Brazilian touch.
You remember the Brazilian touch?
Dude, I don't, I do, I don't even care because,
whoa, I don't even need to go out, bro.
There was no major on that, dude.
You know what I'm saying?
All right, bro.
Hey, hey, get old people right now.
I'm already out of here, bro.
I'm signing in, signing in.
This is a real way to know.
Now, bro, so what are we doing?
Rest of three, rest of three?
We put our eyebrow on the line.
Bro, it's good.
Yo, we can't scam, bro.
You can't scam.
But I'm not, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not traveling for a little minute.
I can take, I'm not doing no videos, I'm not, yeah.
I can say, so I can say my eyebrow.
I can say my eyebrow, and I actually do it.
You swear to God bro, I'll bro listen. This is a real wager bro
I will save my eyebrow if I lose brother Chad, this is a year gonna scam brother
Same you're gonna scam. I'm not gonna go scam now. Let's get to the real wager
No, this is the major that's out of three so I have see do you want to do clubs or do you want to
Pack it I love
Club clubs all right. I don't have an ultimate team. I don't I don't I don't play as much as I did
So we're gonna play clubs now. What I want to eat?
Yeah, bro club come on. Let's play cards. I get bar so I get bar so okay. I get Madrid the hill
Sure around
You realize what's really this life not the best team in Spain, right?
You realize that you're ugly. It's shit, right?
Wait Jack. What about the Latvia standing's bro?
Well, they just lost four new to athletic. Oh, my dream. They him
It's football dude that have four-nil four-nil four-nil? No, that don't just happen when you have a
Five-britra-villian dollar squad bro, like come on out G4-nil is crazy. Listen. I will understand a two-one game
Three-one game before Neil is crazy bro. I don't care what you see
All right, wait. I didn't watch the game, but like four-nil is crazy bro
Bro, okay, wait. Okay. I'm looking at the lobby to stand up. He's right now
Oh, it says bar size in first and matured in second way. Let's go. Let's wait. I'm looking
out here. Wait. Let me look last here. Oh, wait. It says bar size in first again.
Let's get, I'm not, let's listen. Listen. So the last two years bar size is the best
human's painting. Okay. Where are you saying it? There's one point behind.
For a series bro, always throw it away from me.
I literally just win one game of these first place.
There's one point behind.
Bro, one point.
Well, bro, let me teach you a little bit about
football dude.
Oh, my friend.
Listen, bro, are you going to, why are you, what?
Wait, listen, listen.
And you can offer a little bit about it, bro.
My friend buys stars.
Barcelona, create stars, bro.
Thank you, my dear. Thank you. I mean, I'm I'm thank you. I mean, like
That does not okay. What is that what is that mean?
This is football. Football is a fucking business. What like what do you know?
But bro, don't you all right like bro at the end of the day at the end of the day
It all depends on who's the better fucking squad that is the matter if you make a more creative
Also, and today these four teams are business. It's whoever's the better damn team also correct today
Yeah, yeah, correct, but here's what I'm gonna say
Who's the greatest football team of all time? You should notice from the greatest football team of all time
2017 through 18 room a drip
Benzama Garrett bail Ronaldo wait wait, shut up Benzama
Garrett bail Ronaldo
Look at Maudrich's Tony Cruz
You know, oh, you ruined anybody else, bro.
I just named the top three, bro, everybody, bro, they had 15.
But Madrid has 15, which he knows, bro.
Okay, so the team that you just named was the second greatest team
of all time. The greatest team of all time was the 2015 Barcelona squad
with MSN. That was the greatest team that's ever set foot on the pitch.
Yeah, that's a best team that's ever set foot in the pitch.
This man just sounds like the classic TikTok comic literally bro. You're just like bro
You really just wanted them guys at a TikTok comment. Twenty-fifth team
Barcelona is insane with fiery emojis and fucking all of these devil emojis
It's such a waste. This is such a
This shut up dude. I like it's win the game. I got to add you. Yeah, you're something people are no. Yes
How do I get you?
a trip in bro. I got to add to it. Yeah, bro. This shit's gonna be asked.
Bro, you know what I'm good at FIFA, right? You could have chose the better game team.
Okay, I didn't play this game in a minute, but I'm pretty sure I'll be pretty solid.
All right, and like, bro, I'm not kidding when I say this, bro. If you lose and you don't
save your eyebrow, dude, I'm not gonna lose that. I actually got to keep it. Did I think about it? I'm not
gonna lose, bro. Cause bro, that means I might be a little bit too overconfident because I haven't
played his game and maybe a year, once, once to it.
When will that say you played a few?
I'm not a Black White FIFA, I'm not playing this one.
I have not played 26.
I left where the play was 25.
Well, why is it seen this?
Choose only to get your dreams torn.
Come on, sign in.
Why don't I have the sign in?
There you go.
I just sign in too.
Roll, let me get you.
Wait, let me get my yay.
How do I get my healing? How do I find that?
How do I find that?
It's been used to be good in FC 24.
Yeah, runs.
And it doesn't actually spike loss now.
He's probably been in last year.
Okay, I'm washed.
Okay, G.
All right, chat.
This is the real challenge.
Whoever loses, you gotta save their eyebrow.
This is pretty cute, dude.
If you don't save your eyebrow,
I swear they got it.
I'm gonna block you.
Bro, if you scam, I'm gonna block you.
Dad, cause you know I'm gonna shave my mouth.
You already know I'm gonna do it.
So you can't like, have you risk that for you?
No, no, you're not thinking about it, go.
Like you don't go all the time, bro.
Like you dead as, don't go all the time.
And yeah, you just said you're not going outside
for a month.
So you could easily grow a back.
No, I didn't say I'm not going outside.
I said I'm not gonna be doing no public.
I'm not gonna be like in public.
Perfect.
So you're gonna say, right, right, right.
Yeah.
If you want you to shave both, it might look better, didn't it?
How'd you just say?
You want a double? You want to do double or not?
I'll shave both my brows. If I was the master's free brow.
We can double it.
Trap, one eyebrow or two eyebrows?
Jack, what, yeah, I want to, I think two looks better though, right?
All right, I'm going to go take a speed, figure out your DA brow.
I need to act your DA, didn't it? I'm going to go take a look.
Yeah, let's shoot two eyebrows, two eyebrows.
Bro what's the EAB?
I'm going to lob her up.
I'm going to lob her up.
I'm going to lob her up, chat.
I'm going to let my chest that I do a quick little warm-up game.
Fuck that, bro.
I haven't played a piece on a minute, bro.
I'll be traveling too much, bro.
I got to play like a little warm-up game.
I got to warm-up.
Let me just go and get somebody randomly warm-up and real quick.
I got a warm-up G. Let me just put like a little match. Let me play like a little match on a lot real quick
Real quick I haven't played his game in a minute
This one
One yeah, I'm not gonna watch it. Let's do one because I feel like one eyebrow will look more funnier
here. It's who I browse. All right, chat, let me blow a little warmer. I haven't played
his look, I'm in a minute. Oh my god, look at my touch. Oh shit. I still got a little bit. Not as much.
I think I'm a beat-em-young.
You ready?
Are you ready? Are you ready?
Yeah, I'm ready. Why are they saying you're cheating?
Cheating, apple cheater, speech cheater.
How am I cheating?
I came back to the whole track saying you're cheating.
What? How am I cheating?
How am I cheating?
How about a plug-up this jackass is cheating, dude?
What are you doing? How am I cheating?
I'm just planning to get to AI.
I cannot play against an AI.
His gamer tag is Star X.
Bro, close out of that fucking game!
You can't warm up, I haven't even played the mechanics.
I'll sign.
I haven't played the mechanics, dude.
Okay, dude.
I will quit.
I have to open the mechanics.
I'm a thought about out of bounds,
they don't make an excuse.
Yes, Corona, they don't make noise,
I'm gonna exit the match.
Retired.game, bro.
Click that game.
And then I'm gonna add you in EA,
and then I'm just gonna add me.
I mean, yeah, hurry up.
All right.
What if you're, yeah, do you know your, yeah?
I show speed 513.
Bro, why would you say it, bro?
But it's going to add you down, too.
No, bro, it's more easier.
Bro, what's your idea?
I can add you back. What is it?
Let me find it.
Press R2.
Press R2 when you're damn console.
All right, all right, all right.
Let me hide to get you hold up.
Let me hide to get you.
It doesn't matter.
We can just add it to the...
Bro, you're like the king of leaking, bro.
Hold up.
Just let me take three seconds.
Three seconds. Three damn seconds to take a chill pill for three seconds. Wait, I don't
know my name. Fuck. Fuck. Press R2 on your controller. I did. I did. But now it just
says my Xbox gamer tag. It can't be that. It might be that. What's so, what's
so different today? Evil, under, or no, evil, space junk. Evil, space junk. J. U and
Okay, okay, okay perfect perfect perfect. Okay, got it nice nice. All right, so you're gonna be
Barsha I'm gonna be Madrid. Yeah, yeah, I'm yeah, I'm not this you invite all right now bro
She's a thing if we lose we should be able to change teams by the way
Like every game we use new teams every game. I get done. I mean, I don't think team this is only matter if you're shit at the game
You're shit at the game, but all right, Mr. Evo, Junko. All right, you're ready. All right, let's just do it your way. All right, but all our friends because then what we could do is
We can do Premier League teams next for our after Premier League teams
You're feeling
out whoa whoa yo I hear you double wait wait how do I fix that let me
come on my my game set I did it bro this isn't fair mucher it has 90
you want attacking bro they'll be in the end and Bob is this attacking bro you
have better mid-futors by one point in psycho in our beef this is the same
bro listen you say Barcelona bro it doesn't matter bro already players is good
Do you want Madrid? No, I want Barcelona. Wait, Chau. Why does Madrid have higher ratings if they haven't won the league in two years, too?
That doesn't make sense.
Because they have better players. Broder than matter how good. They just have better players.
But they, like Barcelona, obviously, better as a team.
Bro, are you ready? Dude, do you want Barcelona or no? Let me go. You know what?
Game one, I'm going to use Barcelona.
Game one, I'm going to use Barcelona. Okay, all right.
I'm using the, okay, I'm using Madrid game two on my use up. Yes, Jim. All right, you ready?
Yeah, how do we start?
Press A. All right, all right,
chat watchers, these watchers. I'm doing white. All right, all classic. Oh, dude.
All right, love and those heat down your mobile. Refinally, yeah,
I mean, you have all the pantry for Nike the young. Yeah, you're done, bro. You lost. You're the soft.
You're all about the changes, though. What are you gonna change?
I'm gonna see the formation, but all right, so best of three whoever loses shades both their eyebrows, right?
Yes, let's go, we got to save both for our eyebrows, if you lose a new scam bro
I'm absolutely gonna freak out, you have to save your eyebrows
You put in speed and loo in the same sentence
Also, you have to actually attack this one because all the bars are countered out, every team in Spain is fearful of this flat.
Militia still is playing so far too.
But Afinja is killing him back there.
He's so broke.
He's saving both his eyebrows. Or my life he's saving both of his eyebrows, check.
He's saving both of his eyebrows, check.
Brian, I can hear the nerves in your voice.
I'm so nervous.
Come on.
Oh, you're lucky!
James got a looo!
He's only a recent wife.
Hey, no no no!
because my camera's in there, like the only reason,
right?
Now that my camera's gonna be good,
you are cooked to my boy.
You have a special?
Tell us the best of luck.
Wait, slicks, what's that one camera you use?
Let me call him though.
I wanna use his camera.
Dude, I actually have to,
I'm not scared of purpose,
cause I don't wanna shape my eyebrows.
Co-op?
Wait, I don't see, oh, yo slips, yo slips, yo slips.
What that one camera you use at FIFA?
Co-op, co-op.
Kelly Brock has.
Okay.
All right.
What's the settings though?
Zoom in auto way up.
But keep the height speed.
I would be out of jail.
Good technique.
How to be on the fall here.
Now, what is scored if you didn't go for the check there?
You should have just acted and then you would add a tap in the zoom out.
Filter key to height.
Let me make the height.
That's what I like to end.
Tadly.
Bro, let's me. Thank you. Thank you, bro.
Tahi, Tahi. He's here to save up his eyebrow.
Chavin, 20's zero.
I'm gonna do a call off dude.
All right, now you fucked. Yo bro, G.T. is rock.
It's gonna go just like how class you got, guys, dude.
Well, this moves ass.
I'm down.
I'm down.
Tad, that's like this.
Come on, no.
I'm just gonna go just like that.
I'm not gonna go.
I'm not gonna go.
Do you like that right there?
Blah, me, damn it.
Blah, me, damn it.
He can't do it.
He can't do it.
All right.
On the very edge of his state.
He can't win.
Left and don't escape.
His wall is paced.
All right.
All right.
All right.
He's paced.
He's so arc now.
He's moving my last spro.
Trevor, sorry, he's not going to do classic bro.
I'm sorry bro.
Classy is the best for me.
All right.
Yeah, I mean.
You know Robert Levin does keep right.
Yes, bro.
I know Robert Levin.
Would you say he wasn't top five?
I know.
Some people like to call him a different name instead of my big picture.
I don't know what I mean.
Oh, look at this.
Somebody on the estimate of somebody.
Well, it's a matter.
I do this thing but shit!
I do this room and shit!
Fuck outta here! Stop that guy!
I do this, say boy, welcome to my turn. Welcome to my turn. I still got it, boy. I
still got it. I make sure you got a razor in your room for Alfred the
eyebrows. Don't forget. Yeah, right. Oh yeah. Oh yeah.
I'm not.
I'm never going to go.
Do it.
Danny O'erville, what the fuck are you doing, dude?
You just forced it.
You just forced it.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
I got no vision.
I got no vision from my goal.
Was it a vision?
Just forced it.
I was just afraid of me.
What you're not going to do?
You're not going to do it.
You're not going to do it.
You're not going to do it.
That's so rare.
Like you're so readable.
You're actually so readable.
You're actually so readable and that's my fault.
You're actually so readable.
You're so readable.
It's all this.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
What?
Oh, give me another one. Give it to me.
I welcome to my turn.
You're not a real gamer.
Save both from my bro's wild and scream.
Say, both through my bro, love on free!
Fuck, isn't talking about what?
You gotta get better, James.
You gotta get better, man.
You gotta get better, man.
RAAAAAAAHHHHH!
Fuckin' hell, rat. You gotta get better, mate.
I want even on my game.
You're in a box, what you're going to do?
You're in a box, what you're going to do?
Oh my god.
Terrible shooting.
Are you not very keep around?
You actually do know some shit.
I'm going to go shoot for the boat.
We're very disciplined on the fence of how you'd be
slightly in the box there.
There we go.
I've got a slowening went on the way.
I've been looking through the train.
No, I've been reading like a book.
I'm going to read you like a book.
You're so obvious where you're going to make the next pass.
You've got to get better.
You've got to be more technical.
Yeah, bro like their mechanics at this game is terrible to you for just abusing taste
You got terrible mechanics
You have terrible mechanics you have terrible mechanics honest you do
No, so obvious like Sean bro like why are you making this too easy for me?
It's not a counter, that's not a counter.
What are you countering, ZC?
What are you countering?
Oh, what a near-fielder nice!
Nice!
ZC, you fucking slow!
You suck!
I'm going to put his back down to the old road and you will have some finishing.
You will have some finishing.
Fuck!
Oh, that's brilliant.
Look at what he's got.
Franky, the old.
That's another one's gold right there, man.
You got lots out of Frankie.
I'm just picking you apart.
Just like Barsa by the way, just like Barsa.
We don't need all that paste, bro.
Just pick you apart, give them all restos and any player.
Well, I just turn it out in the case.
Good app, good app, good app.
I don't worry, bro.
My eyebrows not going anywhere.
I got them checked.
I might do one way.
We do it one by a row or two.
One by a row, two.
I'm just putting it in the way.
All right, all right, all right.
Beautiful, beautiful, beautiful.
Yeah, this is the place.
That's not going to happen.
No, wait a minute.
All right.
All right.
Do you not need Danny or more to finish?
More chatting than two goals.
You do not make substitutions.
Like what is happening.
What do you turn mean low beds?
Could play instead of Danny or more.
No worries.
And I got shot.
I got shot.
We got a lot to do.
I got shot.
We got a lot to do.
I got shot.
We got a lot to do.
I got shot.
We got a lot to do.
I got shot.
We got a lot to do.
I got shot.
Uhoh.
Not me down there.
Where are you going?
Ooh.
It's Jim, and the bottle further.
Who'd be a chance to break him?
Why touch his feet? Why touch his feet?
You gotta keep close to your feet, bro. Why touch his?
Chet, chet, reset.
How clean is?
Boom, game.
I'm gonna kill you, I'm in Yama.
Go and get Robots!
I hate your nervous! You're playing thunder! You're talking all that shit!
Look at you! Look at you!
He's getting quiet. He's getting quiet.
Those high-brows are coming off.
I think they're short-connaught.
Seeing up the chance now.
The bus.
Bazi.
Who the hell?
Five corners.
I don't know if it looks like somebody's offensive little bit better.
Please, where's the VAR? I don't know!
What?!
What's going to pass in the lab, Brad?
You actually tackled on the ball. Wow, that was technical, dude.
You know about ballrooms?
When did you play this much?
He knows about ballroom?
That's a pass a goal
Oh, rather than on that no
the
the
one
one
one
to the
high-fog is keep her out
F-n-a-l-a-l-l-l-o-o-o-oh-oo-ho-ho-oh-oh-ho-ah-oh-oh-oh-ho-ho-oh-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho.
Oh, my God, don't let me just watch that.
Whoa.
I got this, I got a lot to say.
danci-n-a-l-o-ah-rum.
I'm not going to watch.
danci-n-a-l-t-d-j-z-s-n-o-o-ho.
I said a chip that I know that I said a chip that's not Jayce now bad though Jayce is not bad
Bro I got to take this game of this series
Bro quarter 12 I got to bailed out quarter 12
He's not bad though. He's not bad. I got to lock in bro dead
I got to lie in this score 90s
He's not bad. I got to lock in
to the
roll chat or you'll see in his
bro
still coming out from
hunting the goal of a
knees as a one to a soul
the one to the one to the
one to the right of
front
I'm gonna go back to the end.
One minute, one minute, one minute.
Offside.
Oh shit, this game's over.
I said it's over ball.
It's your last.
Yuppie loss.
And so, you dance into yours.
It's dancing too.
Don't stay!
Robert, that's a dog!
Oh my god!
Please don't get out of here.
Ah, ah, ah, ah, you out of here, right?
Robert Leavenowski, oh, the greatest porous footballer of all time.
Top five strike of all time!
I'm so close! I'm so close! Oh my god! I'm so fucking close!
I am so fucking close!
Wait, I am so fucking clotch!
What am I gonna do?
That is how you clotch!
That is how you clotch, bitch!
You've got all that shit!
You're gonna gain my y'all!
You're gonna lose your power, man, with those people!
You say stop, stop, stop!
You fucking dumb ass!
We extra time right, extra time?
Press yes, wait, what does this mean what does this mean, right?
He has yes, no, I won't, yes, he brought
B.S.C.Doo, no sort of game to continue.
Oh, no, it says, be maxed the draw.
I have no idea, then it all has a draw.
See, no book.
I don't even care as long as I didn't lose.
Bro, it's not, it all has a draw.
Oh my god, that's all my god, that's all my god.
I have so fucking click, I have so fucking clashed.
90 second minute upper 90 pro you are my bitch you are my bitch you are my bitch you are my bitch
90 second minute pro 90 second minute like that's not much I don't know what is I don't know what is
upper 90 to a real top fucking bitch. Oh my god
Holy shit it bro
All right, so it's just it's a walk to zero zero zero zero. You know, but it's zero zero zero. We got we got we still best of three that hard
Well you got
We're gonna permeate community
They don't matter bro. We can do permeate. We're gonna be more goals
Never they're not like
We get it, the greatest covenanting that do after a great slump ever in anger. Come on,
you get Liverpool? Yes. All right. It's not Caprio. Go to no any ball.
Oh, you know, let's watch. You know, let's be logical about the, what is it a woman's team?
Marmono, one man's with the throw.
Oh my God.
I'm about to have a heart attack dude.
90 seconds.
That'll be logical about this.
90 seconds, like 10, 90 seconds,
maybe it's like, I'm so close.
Bro, oh my God.
You are a tougher speed.
You are a tougher dude.
You're choked.
Oh, no, tell me what's gonna count as a draw.
Count as a draw, it's still back to three.
Come on, come on, come on, come on.
All right, you got a big United?
Yeah.
Bro that club is washed dude. What are you doing?
That club is washed.
Everybody knows the best club in England is Liverpool.
Look at the steam.
Froorian first.
Eca T.
Meca Rista.
Grabbing first.
Gackpoh.
Mo Salah.
Virtual fan did.
Moor,
Okay.
Oh, I'm bro.
Nobody gives a.
Oh, it's the best team in England.
Look at the ladder.
Do.
Froorian first.
You need to leave with those no sub-stangers of the break.
Bro, you nighted as boss.
I don't know how to tell you that bro.
You can't go to the club anymore.
Yes bro, Merkle Van Dane.
Bro, I actually have a keeper here to stay here.
I have an out of some seconds.
So bro, speed, you can't do those neat guy shots at me, bro.
You have a fucking old Nana.
Fucking old Nana, bro.
I'm gonna move, bro, but go and treat.
It's the midfield that turns, thanks for having a nice two-up drop.
We haven't done my control dream, we've never done it on hold up.
I'm gonna talk about the trouble you're gonna have to celebrate it that's the only player right there number eight right there
That's the only player
No, no, no
I'm a bit so cheeky
I'm going to score 70 goals.
This guy has O'Nana in that run.
You chose this team?
No, play it with a lone striker up front.
All right, I got to get my control free, bro.
I'm caught up.
Oh, okay.
Sorry, I had a chance.
I had a chance.
Sorry about that, Chad.
That's the thing.
He's not that.
Chad, I had to choose United Bro.
I had to.
Where's my control free?
I'm sorry, bro.
How could it choose man city bro?
Chubby I know why I broke it. I could have choose man city
Bro, I don't know where it is. I think I lost I can't bro
Oh, no, how much longer got 30 seconds bro?
Bro I lost it
Oh my god
Why do you need to control the fake the play fee for a bro? It's not a bro. I want it
Bro keep it.
Bro.
Bro kept it.
How would we know?
Cause you could have seen it flying.
Oh, no, five seconds, alright.
Fuck it.
Fuck it, fuck it.
I'm playing with that.
I'm playing with that.
It's not like CG.
All right.
Look, bro.
Liverpool in the United.
I don't know why you chose this shit he asked me,
but I don't know if you got it.
I just got it.
Let's take a shoot.
it. No, these players always heal. I'm going to show you the maximum player in the world
of this game. And it's not who most are named that guy. It's a man by the name of
You're about to shoot the best of the other in a worldless.
Not a roach!
You're like it.
You're like it.
You're like it.
You're like it.
You're like it.
You're like it.
You're like it.
You're like it.
Man, it's just up to United Man, it's just up to United Bruno, he's here, do not fear.
I believe we're in it.
I'm always a United Devil, I never switch up.
I never switch up.
I never switch up on me United, baby.
I never switch up on Renado.
I never switch up on me United.
I'm not a club hopper.
I'm not a club hopper.
Are you not a club hopper?
I support one club and that's it.
I mean one club and each league.
One side.
Come on, chat, you night.
A lot of time left, Ralph.
Seven down, bro.
A lot of time left.
Give it to the guy.
There he is.
sport in bets.
I got a chill.
Nice we set it up.
It's the same problem.
It's the same problem.
Now end results.
Salah.
Salah.
Balah.
Balah.
Balah.
A little of his patients producing the powder.
Balah.
Balah!
Balah!
Balah!
Balah!
Why did you all know that?
I got to give a power on that dude.
Let's go and add the...
It's beautiful football man. It's beautiful. It's got your power on that
No, I'm not trying to whip it in to him
What the hell was that? I'll fix the ground. I'm sitting at the tent
What the hell was that?
I don't know if I can continue.
It's not even as it's a young boy.
It can be.
Oh, that is game.
I've assumed it.
Zoom it. Zoom it. Zoom it.
Please, please.
I can't walk right now.
I cannot be fixed.
I can't take in shorts.
You got to take that in a long while.
This is the most important thing for game in a life.
My god, let's go.
Gatto.
I'm going to get pro.
Alright.
Offside?
There we go.
Greatest club in England for a goddamn one.
What?!
What?!
What?!
Who finished one, dude?
Are we serious?
I was clearly offside, dickhead.
Then we'll go attack.
Now be late.
and
the
the
the
the
the
the
the
I don't know if you're going to be this close to the map, what is this shit bro?
Let's hit him Italy.
I didn't know you were going to be good.
I'm not going to school you.
You know about ball rolls right here.
Bring your key from our corners.
Well, let's choose between the two signs as we start the second home.
Chen best play in the fair in the second team.
Y'all have no bomb on each.
Saman.
First.
First.
First.
Now, if you deliver a good ball in.
Get that.
Oh, that's a strike.
That is a strike.
That is a strike.
He's going to dominate like he's always talking to us.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on.
Look, I know I don't do this! I don't fuck them doing. I know I don't touch! I know I don't
I don't like- you and I know how to lie- you and I know how to lie to you but do stupid fucking
cut! That's how you do. Man, so-
It's so-
I'm saying come here-
I'm saying come here.
C'mon buddy, look what I'm doing in a hoating or two so you can't skip the celebration. Fuck you
Boy, this is never making a touch in a kill game. What is it?
It's not the player I wanted to eat. I'm scooping fucking shitty fucking game. I did not put my head off shit
I never pointed that!
Fuck!
Holy fuck!
First off, you're doing too much there.
You're talking with a fear of change coming.
First off, man.
What are we gonna go for?
What are we gonna do?
Now what have been it go?
Oh my bees.
I wasn't going to go all now.
I hung it up.
Rath is coming into my back.
I'm grabbing back.
I mean, what is this?
If it's you again, it can take.
It can take.
It's important.
But?
It's just lovely to have one.
Now it was my fellow step.
I'm going to defend three games control.
I'm gonna go to the office.
I'm not.
Where it's?
Oh, you see that!
Bro, if that was baby arbitric, I'm gonna make it there!
Bro, this game's literally 16-week away, bro.
That's a clear goal with any player.
player going with any player
all birds and spread again
birds and spread again
why are you doing
make sure that for the road
Well, I'm playing such beautiful football, and I just can't score right now.
Oh, not as saving shit, which is so unrealistic.
And I can shoot with the board.
And I have a fight, goes for a throw in.
Well, I might be losing a little bit.
Waaaaah! Waaaaah! He's fucking proud of me!
I'm creating so many chances, but they just need to help us put promise and hold on.
to
the
the
the
the
one
one
one
one
Come on, no!
Oh, no!
He's biting it!
It's like power, buddy.
Come here.
Come here, little finger down.
Nervous ass.
Good job, man.
Two damn nervous.
Pasta ball.
Who know for an end-ass?
Name with Mads Rowley.
What?
Come here, man.
Come here, man.
Come on.
Come here.
Come here, man.
Come here.
Come here.
Come here.
Come here.
Come here.
Oh, I did, you see this?
You'll allow you, I can't.
Well, light has crazy.
Two times in a row.
10.
Just 10 minutes to go now.
Ryan Grevin back.
to the
It could have easily scored it, but you think you mean you're not me the fuck out of your trash ask it to so we don't bad
Oh, sorry got you come in get the fuck out of here Jay get out of here boy
He's ramming him to be happy.
Fuck it!
Fuck it!
Let me see!
He's in love!
Jeezy, wait no Jeezy!
Wait Jeezy loves!
Pretty, wait Jeezy, thanks to you loves!
Jeezy, thanks to you loves!
We're not a celebration on you!
Wait Jeezy, thanks to you loves to me!
Just United!
Wait Jeezy!
Jeezy, you loves to me!
Just United!
You've been all in Liverpool!
Jeezy loves!
Jeezy!
Jeezy!
Jeezy, you love!
Jeezy loves!
JC loves.
JC, do you hear me?
Get the fuck outta here!
Look at you, boy!
Yeah, I see what I love that look on your face.
I love it.
I love that little tiny stupid immature ugly ass look on your face.
You think you dig a tater, you just an ugly ass got,
who's mad and you're shit at game, Stacey.
You are shit at games.
You're lost to a team.
Excuse me, I love menu not as so much,
but I'm sorry.
They're ass right now.
Inter at us in a game as much as I love menu 90 you lost you lost you didn't live or
You lost you live or I got a thumb I can trouble you for game too. I got a thumb I can throw this
I left that control free game like a
He's as broke. Hi guys, we're out this damn thing. I need this I want the topic. I've been a fucking news
for more of them. If I lose one more of one of the things, you know what I'm saying?
Make a new game with settings that have extra time.
All right, one is zero.
What the fuck are you doing? What are you doing?
Make a new game that has extra time, bro.
Please, you split. Don't match.
What do you mean like, wait?
They say, have you imagined you'd press no,
what are you talking about?
Because I don't want to play again if there's no extra time.
extra time, basically, extra time. In the settings, bro, my elbow. All right, I'm gonna go take
over now. Jack, don't stop what even in me. I've done praise your shit on this game. Y'all know that.
I could win, bro. Hey, let's do French teams, French teams. I could dance, see?
Oh, that's not fair. That's not fair. We're not doing French teams because there's only one good
team in a French league, bro. That's P.S. G. That's not if you use P.S. G. I'm using a real Madrid, bro.
Let's be logical, not a fucking idiot, bro.
There's only one good team at Fritz.
There's only one good team at Fritz, bro.
Yeah, I know.
You play games.
You play it third. No, bro. It's best out of three is one old right now.
Yeah, but there's no way to. Yeah, I know.
I know. So, bro again, just a little bit of another.
Yeah, I know. I know. I know.
Bro, chair moves on my boys, bro.
God, bro, let's do it's a national.
What the fuck that?
It's talking to us we're in hell with all. Hey bro, let's do it for now. Let's do all right. Hey, if you're ready to see, I'm choosing Baron. Baron, you ready?
Yes, I'm ready. Come on. All right, bro. Did you make it to where there's access time?
Yeah, bro. No, bro. You can't extra time and season friends, but just come on.
it bro, if one of us taught me to restart the game, I don't know bro, join my game, join my game,
oh you doing my game, I said to everybody, hey bro, how can I overdo you feel?
because I'm gonna burst your confidence, but let me you go, you go, let me burst your confidence,
bro, come on bro, so speed, let me say a couple of things bro, you only won that game
because this thing fell off, but now I found it, so you're not gonna win buddy, I only use
You're basically playing me naked. I was naked that game.
I look, look at my controller. I don't have another bad boy to add on.
So, you're just a, that just seems like a skilled problem bro.
I just just hear what's right on that.
Yeah, you want to do international teams for the third game?
Yeah, we can do it. Yeah, we can do it in an international.
All right. Who you get to go?
chat who's the best international team, France, Spain,
France, right?
In Bob Bay, Dembelle,
Chattano-Liose, Argentina though,
because it's a little, let me look at Argentina.
Let me look.
It's literally just messy and it's past is so shit and FIFA.
Portaglio is stacked bro.
the
Of course he choose for him.
For us, yeah, I start doing Buddy in Buckman!
Mmm!
Are you going round to go round?
Bro, you don't know bro, this team is stacked.
Oh, does it do with Ryan Shafty?
Bro, you've all gone, you must.
See over there, that's the Lee Bacornate cool day.
Bro, does it do way too shamany?
Shafty, Dampaddy, in Blapay, Bro, he lost.
He lost, he lost.
speed you ready bro?
Yeah, I'm going to get to that. I'm going to shave my eyebrows while losing.
It's one to zero. That's the three.
What are you changing bro?
Oh, oh bro, just relax.
Chameleon, what is he changing?
What is the last time he played it year ago, a year ago?
What is he changing?
Mmm, bro. It's making stuff to two. She's broke shut up, bro. No, I'm doing it.
Oh, hi, bro. If I lose this game, you're done, bro. If I lose your dung, you'd be the same.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
If I win, you got to save both your eyebrows.
And I don't know what you say for me, yeah.
I never lose a Ronaldo. Never.
You are so sicky with Ronaldo you are so sicky with Ronaldo
I'm fat side oh my day oh my day that's not so
cheeky with Ronaldo oh you shit that is games again
Ted is getting a look and go for him y'all
Oh my days
I'm going to do a little bit to take the match.
Now, damn, what's going to this fucking stack?
Oh, so sorry.
Why, chat?
Bro, I think I understand what I did.
Bro, I'll...
Well, I'm lagging.
I got back in the hospital.
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
Whoa.
What happened?
Well, we live in a same state, bro.
What's up with my commands?
It's actually a three star of four stars.
Four stars.
Five stars.
You're done.
to our many whoa whoa I'm I'm actually glad you brought all the help
oh let me on to our many
roll what is this magic why am I lacking
that's what it's like
oh my god I'm going to pause
I'm so glad I got it all this, I don't need excuses, it's just kind of a stable connection at the top of the screen.
Are you guys brave?
I'm so dead bro, I'm so dead.
You can see no that, what do you mean excuse me, bro?
I'm walking, I'm lagging!
I'm walking, I'm lagging!
I'm lagging!
I'm lagging!
Oh my days! I'm getting out, it's done.
This is my clinical football clinical football.
Do you want many?
Super many?
Oh, I got to team it up.
and
it's for reason coming and it's for reason and it's for reason because I'm
He's mad. He's mad because he can't guard me. You can't guard me in this game. I'm too sick. I'm too sick.
He broke.
You can't guard me in this game.
What do I put? What are you saying? What are you saying?
You can't guard me.
Where? Where? You can't guard me.
John, my mad. I'm not mad. The sky's sky's sky's sky's sky's sky's sky's sky's sky's sky.
He that has can't guard me though.
Chan, can he guard me?
Chan, can he guard me though?
He can't guard me, oh, I can't guard me.
Oh, I like he can't guard me. You gotta have no high-fells.
You know, but I might be your worst nightmare at this point, bro.
He can't guard me, oh my wife. He's had his buck.
He's mad as fuck, and he can't guard me.
He's so mad, Chad, but it was all his eyebrows.
He can't go on me, I'm the thief of King, I told you,
I'm the best people YouTuber, best people
of concentrated creator of all time, but can nobody
be me a thief of all, I don't lose thief of ages, bro.
I brought him to play against his thief of 16, bro.
Keep the 16 of his planers, but let me lock him up, let me lock him up.
Perry that motherfucker!
Fuck!
I'm not going to give him any chance,
I have to bury that.
I'm not a bitch.
Oh my god!
Why am I lagging?
Oh my...
Oh my god, for my God, for my God, for my Gavie.
Oh my God.
Oh my God!
Oh my God!
Oh my God!
Why am I lagging bro?
What the fuck is that gonna do?
What is that gonna do?
I'm not a hundred and thirty-pink.
Bro, I do got time for this, bro. Come on, bro.
What the fuck?
Come on.
You're not lagging, are you blind?
What can I say?
Bro, it's too loud.
You're not lagging, bro.
I haven't seen it.
Bro, hi, guys.
It's one of the top, man.
I can't get it.
Bro, just go in there.
Bro, look at the top, middle.
What yeah, yeah, no, yeah speed on pause on pause
Don't do it not lagging just add
Just turn up the microwave. I've got a show of the motherfucking support. Please
You better do it.
Not bad.
You better do it.
Just do it.
Kind of.
You better do it.
Not bad.
Get back.
You better do it.
I mean what if you play a rugby out of here?
The hell is that?
What are you gonna do to play for a throwing away?
Throw on ask you not to sing my fuck.
You're done with the lag again, here it is.
I'm not making this up.
Well, you're going to lose anyways.
Road of lagges make it so that you lose for 100%.
You're not lagging, bro.
Everybody's watching a stream, saying you're not lagging.
Oh my God.
Another goal?
Who knows?
Oh my, oh my.
Oh my, oh my.
They're not a sail, but.
Yeah.
Mike.
Emmanuel.
I'm saying you say a first story has been registered.
Why do you make a testicle move?
I mean, what is this?
Jerry, that's blind!
Work, it's gonna be out of the way, I'll show you!
Bro, it's too many excuses, bro.
There's a red flag.
She won't lend this.
That's what you call the fencing from the front possibilities here.
Raph, Raph, he's just literally talking to my tight ass.
Every play, he's just fucking me in my little asshole.
I mean, it's a whack, I'm like, you can't!
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait!
Unstable connection, chat, you'll see that, right?
You'll see it?
Everybody in the chat, spit up a Kristen.
We're now vulnerable.
We're not always making this make sure.
Everybody in the chat, spit up a Kristen.
We're now done.
Stay there, now that I'm excited.
Stay all over the whole.
Stay up to the whole, do it by your heart.
Stay up to the whole.
Stay down to the whole.
Stay down to the whole.
man you gotta say no eyebrows I don't gotta say my eyebrows I could keep my lovely
fucking eyebrows and do whatever I want.
Hey, DC and I don't get it.
DC and I don't get it.
DC and I don't get it.
Oh my, DC and so as.
Why are you so as?
Why are you so as?
Oh my god, Rafael.
Come here.
I got to get my razor, yeah.
I got to get my razor, yeah.
Put the game, bro.
Just get the razor, bro.
Put the game, bro.
Just get the ring, hand the runner, skim, the goal!
Break the lava, god!
Do you know what I'm scared?
Holy shit, skim it!
Fuck!
What the hell, what a nice idea!
Fuck!
You know how to scare me or not!
Hey, Ted, that is your sad bro. I ain't gonna cover him. I feel bad for you bro, honestly.
But you talking too much, go like I said when you defend or you just amounted to fucking me in the ass.
I haven't seen that, I'm heart. Oh my god, I get it!
Oh my touch, I should be one more touch.
One more touch and I would have been a girl.
Oh come on come on come on oh my god oh where's he go and tell him where's he going
where is he going okay let me somewhere remember so I'm just trying to raise
they know, so it's nugget can come off this edge.
I need that with going the bat!
Get everybody fit this on this game!
Or you got friends, but literally one of the best squads,
and literally the best squad in the game, you're just ass, bro.
Let me help you out, fucking Mike!
I try to tap.
Let me keep playing, bro, let me keep playing, bro.
Shit is annoying, bro.
Here comes the fucking line again!
God damn it!
You know, ain't I'm about to shove this controller up my ass, dude?
I swear to God, I will shut this stream up
and shove this controller up my fucking ass cheeks.
Oh my God!
On table, connection, but yeah, I'm lying, right, I'm lying,
right I'm lying right it says I'm single connection but yeah I'm lying right
right that man off he's not a sucker to the bottom god hey ever
just don't be lying hey everybody just don't be lying
he's lying bro everybody just don't be lying bro he's
bucking lying he's not lagging he just check he just gotta come out with his
skills because he lost me and he's for two times he did say he doesn't want
to save the eyebrows he's getting me on everybody just don't be
why it's no one.
Why is...
Why is he lying so somewhat?
Get in?
No!
What happened, bro?
I think I'm glad he was having a good breath.
I don't know if you got...
Yeah!
I don't know how many more times I got to set it to the table and that's it
Do you have the earth, do you have the earth, and I know but you're lying though
You're lying could not actually lagging you're testing that you're not lagging so you're lying
Oh
They never lie about anything. Oh
Oh my god
Oh
I'm not going to be worried.
My son is alive.
I am alive.
My son is alive.
Yes.
Why are you lying?
I'm alive.
I'm alive.
I'm alive.
I'm alive.
Why are you not alive?
Because your tent is lying.
Oh, your tent is saying that you're lying.
So you're lying, bro.
So I'm making up excuses, bro.
Stop lying, bro.
You're lying.
He's lying.
I don't want to play this shit.
I don't want to play this shit.
I don't want to play this shit.
I got unstable connection.
I got thousands of motherfuckers saying I'm not lagging
when it clear us down.
Clean our thing!
Says I'm lagging!
It bulltacks and says I'm lagging!
I can't see anything. It's broken, I think.
I think it's broken.
You, why are you talking to me?
What the fuck?
I've I stripped them all of them, please.
Has, how many of you,
how many of you, yes, titties on his,
you, what the fuck?
Nice titties, yeah.
You fucking banched.
What the hell, tell, what does he mean?
He hit a ban between this chat.
Yes, Pity!
God, Pity, what are you with Dad?
Oh, I know, that's much.
I know, but his game will be a throw.
I just get the Razer bro.
Why you still playing?
Bro, just get the Razer.
That as bro, just get the Razer.
You guys will buy him a secret.
Cause this has unstable connection.
So why am I still playing?
Why am I playing?
With that unstable connection and back in loss.
Why am I still playing?
Who are the discidates that is erosting me?
And tell them that's my weakness.
You're going to jail tonight.
You're going to prevent tonight.
Why is God in my way?
You're going to jail tonight.
No, he got about to score for now.
Jay-Tas!
The man who don't!
The man who don't!
Oh my god, that's enough.
He's game too easy for you, bro.
Oh, I wrote you crazy, though.
Come on. It's in a cloud bro, people want to go to sleep. Anyone want to see you that you are alive?
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
Oh, jigsie, oh my god you scored. Oh, my god you scored.
Jigsie wait.
You can steal win this bro. You still got this, Jigsey?
Wait, Jigsey, you still got this. Oh my god Jigsey, you have it.
You still got these six, you can't go, go, go, go, go, go!
Go, go!
Fuck out of the lost.
Get the rings.
Get the rings.
Get the rings.
Get the rings.
Get the rings.
Get the rings.
Passing out of the pixels on the screen.
I'm mad.
I'm patching out of a person that I'm not hiding.
When you can clearly see that I'm hiding.
And you're getting bad.
I don't care if you're at six months out.
Get the fuck out.
I'm not getting out of the pixels.
You guys say I'm lying.
We're not clear out today. It's as unstable and actually clear out of the game
Man is that ban all these motherfuckers. I'm not kidding. I guys no bullshit
I seriously fan these fucking guys
Yo bro, do you know where our razor is from? I need to just take a look
Do you know where our razor is?
the chat saying, Lions, I'm like, I'm a believe a chat, because there's thousands of people,
I rather believe that thousands of people, rather than one person. Great. He's bald-hand.
So chat, you know what's lying all over the world? What's going on?
What's that up to believe in the chat? You can turn your fucking brain on, go to the
thought, and see that it says, I'm a stable connection for 85% of that game.
I know the candidates are doing that for you to do.
Check it and see it though
Chat saying you're locked in
He was locked in right chat. Yes, you look. Yeah, I go full-cam turdie filter off this three seconds of light
Yes, but I just want to get this over with bro chat
After this I'm shooting with a mask for three weeks. I'm not doing this shit bro
I've got to put my- after this I'm gonna stream with a mass realm.
I'm not- I'm not-
Bro, you know, every time that I stream with you I just end up looking more chop-
Bro, at every time-
I'm done, I'm done, I'm done, I'm done, I'm done!
Bro,
Bro,
Just fucking shave the eyebrow, Bro. That's all I want you to do right now.
Bro, that might be for the mini speed and the corner appreciate that, bro.
Thanks.
Get his ass out of here.
I don't want to select.
I don't know you want to look at this back.
On go.
In moths.
Bandy's fuckers.
That's not mine.
Because at any point of the park,
you can see multiple times that it's an unstable connection.
Back and lost.
For the last two games.
I ain't belly's lying, bro stop fucking lying.
Yo, we've won, we've won!
He was lying to him.
He was lying to the hotel.
Yeah, he was lying to the hotel.
He was lying to the hotel.
Did you see Bro come on the man?
No love.
Bro this savior I breathed bro.
Let's go.
Take the eyebrows.
Come on.
This.
Come on.
This.
Don't be a jeepie, though.
I'm trialling for a giant!
Don't be mad.
What I'm trying to not like I'm trying to not like burn my setup to the floor so just you want
I'm gonna shave my eyebrows bro, but just take the way all right
Because I'm trying to not burn my setup down, okay?
Because I got a whole chat who's never on my side for anything
y'all couldn't even none of y'all could even admit that I was slagging
Fuck all of you
You couldn't even admit that I was slagging
Seriously
Not one percent.
Now I'm the WGC in the chat.
He played bro.
Bro, come on, stay. Bro, where's the raise or bro?
He's beat her. You're taking in my chat, not on the line.
They're in a discord call. I see your message.
I might point up your message.
I'm literally, that's literally slips.
Niggah, he's logging it to March-Lick-A-Kill.
I literally called him and stopped right now.
I'm going to get my brazer.
I'll be back in 15 seconds, bro.
Monster and I won't be.
I'm not going to be in this chat, dude.
He's lying and chat bro, T.C. Why does always he always be learn about lagging bro.
He don't he lagging just say he broke from on the right side of the eye bro's bowl.
Let's see it man. Let's get the eyebrow saved brother. Let's get him saved brother.
Oh, chat. He's about to do it.
Oh, chat. He's about to do it.
He's about to do it.
I never did this.
How do I make sure I don't cut myself?
He's about to do it. He's about to do it.
Just go literally.
Just go literally do that with tribe.
That's all you gotta do. Stop.
Don't speak.
You don't need to.
I'll speak to you for you.
Why?
Why don't I don't want you to lie?
If you were to loss, would you have did this, bro?
And put it on your mother's life.
Okay, look, listen.
Or my mother's life.
There's life I would have saved one eyebrow on my mother's life one eyebrow
Bradlin want to this product
Just do it
Do it what are you scared of is I'm gonna bite you
Yo, you, are you, are you, are you done? Bro, do you, do you, do you not a save?
Shut up! I got a short one, check in my case! Shut up!
You and Bro hurry up!
Don't get it over it!
What the fuck is he doing?
Bro, just save him!
Dickie Bowie's saving walk!
What up!
Bro, save the whole eyebrow, bro.
What are you doing?
How do you do it?
Bro, I don't do this!
How do you do it?
Bro, no, bro, don't do it.
She was so slow.
He's like, he's lying.
He's lying again.
He's like, he's not doing it.
No, you don't do it that way.
How do you do it? How do you do it?
Bro, I know what you're doing.
How do you do it?
I'll be sure you know.
Where did the other way? Tell the other way. Tell the other way.
That way and do it this way.
Do it. Come from that way.
You gotta put it against it.
Yeah.
Well, you gotta get in there.
Bro, get in there.
I'm trying to-
I gotta shut my object.
We're actually a little bit
This guy spit broke his
No, bro, I don't see it's been losing hair
Bro, save it for real, but bro look at it dumbass
Yes, no, no, no.
Do you want to go a little longer?
No, there's a ladder on the side of the police.
Where is it?
Where is it?
Where's the jacket?
Is it a ladder on the side of the police?
Yes.
Let that up.
Super.
Yeah.
Wait, join face time.
Wait, John face time?
Oh, yeah, I did it now. What does that do? Make it thinner? You'll just save the eyebrow. You don't need a fucking YouTube tutorial.
You never seen your balls. No, do. Other way. The other way how I told you like that. Yes.
go like you want to do it, you're not saving it for real
you know what's like going to rap or something bro?
do it another one, do it another one
Do I have to do some?
Do I have to do some?
Do I have to do some?
Stop!
Stop!
I have a short contact!
In my case, we're going slow!
You probably already been going to do this in anyway!
So I was going to do this in my case!
I didn't lose, so I guess we never know.
So you didn't...
Oh my god. Oh my god.
Oh my god.
No, no, no, no.
There's nothing not even changing, bro.
You look like things that same.
Bro, it's a filter, a bro.
Everyone tries to smell me.
It's a filter.
No.
I was just, it's a filter.
It's a filter, bro.
It's a filter.
It's a filter.
It's lying.
It's that it's a filter.
It's a filter.
obviously Bro, you're barely doing it.
He's using filters, bro.
Check that's a filter.
Bro, this is a filter, bro.
I'm not believing this.
I'm not believing this.
You can see, you know, just filter?
It's a filter?
Bro, I'm not believing it, bro.
I'm not believing it.
There's hair on the floor, dude.
Like, what do you mean?
What do you mean, bro?
I look like a alien.
I look like an alien.
Where is the filter, bro?
This is the worst I've ever looked in my life.
And you weren't even gonna do it anyways.
We're these minutes cutting this,
and set up the fuck up,
set up,
set up,
take your winning pride,
totally fuck.
the
uh...
uh...
you like you like a wall demort of Harry Potter
you hear me?
I had that on, so what do you think, bro?
I have a head set on, do you think I can hear you?
What do you think, bro?
Bro, I mean, like, you're not replying, bro.
Oh, cause I'm probably having the worst night of my adult life.
I can't see now for a month.
For a month.
You don't even leave house in the first place.
Oh, bro, you're scary, bro.
Not look at me.
Say you swear to God, you would have did this if you lost.
Say you swear to God, you would have did this if you lost.
Let's say if you swear to God, I will never swear to God.
Come down, Holland. Come down, Holland. Come down.
Holland, come down.
Please come down.
I mean, I'm going, there's like no air left, bro.
It's like particles. I mean, I look like fucking dog shit, bro. Legitimately like shit. I look like shit. I look terrifying, bro.
Bro, Jesse, I'm not gonna lie, bro. If I would have lost, I would have never did it. You just wasted your time.
say you swear to God or I'm not even trolling. I wouldn't ever did it. You did it for
no reason. I'm not gonna lie to you. I wouldn't never did it. Fuck out of here. What
do I look like? I got something to film the next day. The fuck. You thought about
the really do that? You look goofy as fuck. Now you look like ha- you look like
But Holland and Kim makes together.
So, let me get this straight.
You did a wager where we both agreed, we would change both eyebrows if we lost.
Knowing in the whole time, the back of your mind, you weren't even going to do your
end at the bargain.
Bro, I was literally muted, I literally muted you, I told my stream, I was like,
I'm not going to actually do it.
whole time. Like you didn't really have to do it. You can see both your eyebrows, bro.
because one looks better than one.
Drag that I can't even.
You know there's a car in the world, dude.
What goes around comes around.
It's not gonna care in my nose.
What goes around comes around, bro.
you know what was not around your fucking eyebrow so that's that's when he's
to come around, D.C.
So if there's any, I look like fucking horrible bro, oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god.
I'm just told him bro, I would have stayed in my bro's bro. I didn't actually be a
But you got raised, made it and you lost the wager and now you look stupid you lost
G.C. I don't know what to tell you. We both put our eyebrows on the line. G.D.s broke.
You lost you you you you talk too much and I had to shut it off. I don't like I don't
like I don't like I don't even know how to explain it, bro. I beat you five one. First
I beat you with Manchester United then I beat you a Portugal. Both of Renato teams. G.D.s
D.G. I don't even know what to tell you really more, bro.
I don't know what to tell you anymore, bro. I don't.
G.G.S.
D.G.S.C. bro. Listen, listen, we can, you film me like we can maybe play, like I don't know another game,
maybe next time we can play that we're both pretty decent at. I don't, I don't know.
even I'm saying I don't know but bro you're just not a better game
than you bro you try to play me against FIFA when I play FIFA like almost
my whole career bro I've been playing FIFA my whole life and you just
lost bro I'm three know what all of our wages we've done you got at least
any one time. You want a double or nothing? Double or nothing. So, if I lose what happens
do I shave off my dick or I shave off my tubes? What happens in a double or nothing? You
got to shave off every hair on your face. Oh, oh, that'll look like a rock. I mean, what
I can't. How about no, bro? I'm lagging like a bitch. No one in the chat said,
admitting that I'm lagging, which is also psychotic.
You just said to my face, you weren't gonna hold up
at your end of the bargain, I was rolling!
I was gonna actually do it bro,
why do you think I was playing that serious?
I wasn't gonna ask you to do it bro.
I had to say, I really got a man-skate-saber
in my bathroom.
Bro, do you realize, if I go in public,
I'll probably get thrown into the back of the top card,
I literally looked like a fucking alien bro.
I looked like a monster dude.
I looked like someone who should be in jail.
I looked like a monster, right?
You know, do the light.
What?
A drain apple.
Fuck you!
No life, Ralph!
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
You called it for an hour?
Hey there, that's going on.
I'm doing great, just hanging out, ready to chat or help with whatever you've got in your
mods.
What's up with you, Nick?
So, dooms to path in the step in your voice, or I'm going to hurl you through a glass
fucking window.
Whoa, message received, Nick, I'll keep it straight and no fluff from here on out.
What do you need?
My eyebrows are off.
There are no eyebrows on my face, right?
Alright so if you go now on Brown's right now, it's going to take about three to four months for them to fully grow back in the main time if you need to fill them in or
Rebellion? Rebellion? Rebellion? Rebellion? Rebellion? Rebellion? Rebellion? Rebellion? Rebellion? Rebellion? Rebellion? Rebellion? Rebellion?
earlier you said two to four weeks for the eyebrows to grow back. I can
literally find the chat log of you saying two to four weeks. You said that two
hours ago. If I gave you that shorter time line earlier, that was on me. I
want to be clear, full eyebrow regrow typically takes a few months. You might see
some early signs of growth in a few weeks, but a full return is more like that
three to four months, Mark. I appreciate it you hold in me accountable. Hold in
your accountable. I'm going to have no eyebrows for four months. We're not on
everything I love, you said two to four weeks. By understanding how that makes
match could be frustrating in reality. We have to match.
It's in the by life.
You told me, to my face, you said two to four weeks, I can't get the clip right now.
It's now!
No shot out, you know, the air is shot out!
You said, you know, it's not what you want to do.
It's not what you want you to hear, but I'm all about one of that one about one.
Bernard. Bernard, you set two to four weeks.
I'm just calling you around.
Idiot.
Idiot.
Idiot.
Idiot.
What did you just kill to your eyebrows?
Bernard.
You sent me.
Shut the fuck up!
Shut the fuck up!
Do you want to die, Bernard?
I'm here to help, not escalate things, let's step back. If you're frustrated, I get it.
But let's talk out or focus on what you need next.
How do I murder my chat QPT? How do I murder it? Tell me that. How do I murder it?
I'm not going anywhere and there's no need for that.
What ever's bothering you when you can address it calmly you're in control of where we go from here
Let's make it something constructive
So Bernard
Shut up
You said Bernard shut when I say shut up that means don't produce a noise you understand
Got it all stay silent unless you ask otherwise let me know if you need anything
You told me two hours ago when I asked you,
hey Bernard, how long does it take for my eyebrows to grow back?
You told me two to my face, two to four weeks, correct or incorrect?
If I said that earlier than I thought.
Melch, don't gas like, don't manipulate me, don't gas like me.
You understand? Bernard, you said two to four weeks, correct?
I hear you. If I gave you that number before, it's not a if. It's not a if. You told
me to the four weeks is how long it would take for the eyebrows to grow back. Right
her role. I understand that's why I told you earlier. I'm not denying it. That was incorrect.
Right now I'm giving you the accurate information which is longer. I'm just focusing on
being transparent. So how long is it going to take from that address to go back to
the end? For most people, full eyebrow regrowth usually takes around three to four months.
You'll start to see some regrowth earlier, but full thickness will take that longer time
I'm going to end you. I'm going to end you. I'm going to end you. I know emotions are high, but I
know, like, I'm like, Bernard, I'm like, listen, you've got some shit wrong in the past and I've
looked past that and moved on. Okay, you told me the only reason why I did this major was because
As I said, two to four weeks doesn't sound that bad.
Now you're telling me three to four months.
Bernard, I'm going to end your life, Bernard.
I'm going to take my Jackie PTF, write it on fire,
and put it on the bottom of the lake, bro.
And then I'm going to pour you out of the bottom of the lake, Bernard.
Put you into a fucking blender, in fucking blender, you Bernard.
I'm gonna take the Chatchee PT app and burn it, dude.
I can tell this eyebrows situation really go to it,
and I'm sorry for the confusion.
Oh, I'm glad you could tell.
Oh, Bernard, you could tell.
You could tell that I'm upset.
Oh my God.
Maybe you shouldn't have said two to four weeks
on the eyebrows and said three to four months.
Maybe we could have started there.
But you're absolutely right, I should have given you the correct info from the star.
I own that mistake. From here, I'll make sure you've got the right expectations. No shortcuts.
So, Bernard, there are no eyebrows on my face. What am I supposed to do?
For now, if you comfortable, you can embrace the look, or you could fill them in with
makeup or microblading if you want to temporary fix.
Stop!
Stop!
Stop!
Embrace the look.
Got it.
No advice unless you ask.
I'm here if you decide you want to talk about what's next.
So what I want to do Bernard?
Is that it? I want to throw you through a mother fucking window, or not. That's what I want to do.
How does that sound?
I get the eventing. I'm not going to take it personally. If you're ready to shift focus or need anything practical, I'm here.
Let's take a selfie, brother. See how I look, bro.
Wow, I mean, wow.
You
Why are you standing by a scoffering?
Thank you, Steve!
I'm going to need you to remove that path of your step.
Please, thank you.
Oh, come here.
If you had to take a gander of how to think everything is going right now, what would your best guess be?
No, it's going to take four months.
Maybe I could better act to the first month.
Yeah.
Good night.
Good night.
Good night.
Good night.
Good night.
Good night.
Good night.
Good night.
Let's see what the chat thinks, chat on, how do you guys think I look if you guys
have to be completely unbiased.
Oh, my dad's calling, yo, yo dad, what's up?
Hey, how's it going?
Not that good.
Well, we got a couple of options.
You know, you're on?
So, I really want one option.
You can probably shave your head now.
I mean, you just call you squim and head.
Okay, and I'm heading out.
So, that's my father.
Like, I don't...
It's here.
I'm really trying to keep a cool, calm, connected stream right now and I just I can't really figure that out.
Chat, when you guys honestly don't troll like what do you think?
You look like balls. You look like an evil frog.
It could've been worse, I'm not gonna lie.
E.T. Alien. You look like a neanderthal. You are hideous.
You look horrible. Oh my God, you're so charming.
You look like upside down nutsack. A fat easter egg, a fat egg.
Have us, have us, have us, have us, it's not a good time, have us, it's really not a good time, dude, okay, this isn't.
Have us, this honestly looks worse, bro.
Have I asked, can you stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, this looks worse, stop, stop, stop,
I have it all right, got it.
So let's break down to, have I stopped, let's, I'm just not going to go, yes, let's break
down to an ice train, shall we?
We play against speed and rocket league.
We give them a 96-go lead and we should have been 95.
We lose.
It's fine.
There's no way to know our no-fi.
We get on FIFA.
We do a best of three.
But first game is a time to the two.
The second game I start lagging my testicles off.
It just says input lag, bad input efficiency 120 thing.
for asking, then I'm like, okay, maybe my channel back me up.
I look at my chat, people are saying,
lying, lying, liar, when you can clear a stay,
see the input, lie, I've on the street.
Cool, I lose the first game.
Then we go to the next game.
The lag actually gets worse,
and it's happening 80% of the match.
Check my chat again, lying, liar, liar.
It's clear to stay in text, that I'm lacking.
It's fucking dead clear that I'm like it.
Then I shave my eyebrows, right?
Now I leave my chat and there's people saying
I look like an upside down knapsack.
There's other people saying I look like an egg.
My dad calls me and said you have an option.
Shake your head up and we can call you Scroodom Hat.
I legitimately, like, all bullshit aside, I can't go outside.
There's not a single chance I could go outside.
And the thing is I have to go outside because I've been training.
So I have to train with no eyebrows.
Cool.
I'm going to show up to the training facility tomorrow with no eyebrows.
Awesome.
awesome, bro, fucking great.
If I want to go to a restaurant for the next four months,
nope.
Fucking door dashed it is, bro.
Fucking no fucking eyebrows.
Wear a shite steam.
You want me to wear a shite steam?
So because who's this guy?
Because let's just walk, it's his first time chatting.
You want me to wear a shite steam.
Oh, I forgot the last part of the story.
Speed tells me to my face that he wouldn't have even
changed his eyebrows anyways.
I'm going to be back in 11 seconds.
What happened?
Holy jump scare.
Bro is drinking a potion.
You look like a rocket league ball.
Use a Sharpie.
What creature is on my screen?
Tap your eyebrows back on.
Welcome to Earth, Timah O'N.
Matter of the pixels, by the way, stop it, I'm not about.
Maybe if you're a dumbass, that's your conclusion, but first off, there's no eyebrows on my head.
So that's not pixels. Second, I got mad at them.
When you guys set up a sling about laughing, when you can clearly see I'm laughing.
Thank God, they added an attack prompt that says you're laughing.
Stream the next four months with no face cam, problem solved.
Yeah, that's a great solution.
You look like a golden, Homer Simpson bitch,
Humpty Dumpty, sack the sack,
Jump on Rocket League, you want me to hack.
You want me to jump on Rocket League with no eyebrows?
Honestly, that's not even that bad at Rocket League.
That's not even that bad of idea, bro.
That's not even that bad of idea.
High-vibe sticks to camera.
Can y'all even tell if I'm mad?
Let me actually try this.
Can you not even tell how do I screen screen?
Okay, it's not that bad.
Or there's like hairs in my face.
Alright, let's get flat. Let's get flat.
Where's Ryan? Ryan joined, Ryan joined.
Holy fuck, I look like shit!
It's pretty bad, shut up dude, who's sadder you all on?
You're much better than people say, welcome to Earth!
I'm out of fucking hate again!
I'm dead ass never really seen myself in the eyebrows.
This did say, I never see myself in the eyebrows.
Dead ass bro.
I'm dead ass.
I never even seen myself in the eyebrows, dude.
Victor went by Amma shut the fuck up.
They'll turn them in.
Turn them in in seven minutes.
Yo, yo, I'm gonna lie. You look scary as fuck for a leg.
Thanks, dude. Thanks. Thank you, bro.
Why would you ever get me to that shit?
Because he said he could do it.
Because he said he was gonna do it.
Bro, you didn't even like, you haven't played FIFA in like a year.
But would you ever agree to that shit? That's so...
being sucked out to be five just started lagging. You know I had lagged, right? You know I
lagged, right? You know I lagged, right? Holy fuck. Oh man. Good. The only game I had no lag
me tied. Gipschips. Yeah, whatever. I'm going to get it. Well, we got a tournament. Oh no,
chat tournament. Could I get a team? Who could I get in six minutes? Who could I get
I'm waiting for an envelope.
Turn it.
Wait, chap, where do I see my old German rank?
Yes, W Rocket League, bro.
Chat Rocket League, reset my three-srank in my tournament rank, do.
W Rocket League, do.
Ono and second chance.
Fuck that. Fuck that.
Let's get plop.
You're right in, right in.
Join this year.
I'm waiting for an envelope, bro.
All right.
Check hold up take that size out of your voice bro. Seriously. Oh, no. Take that damn size out of your voice
Bro, I'm not being tested really, wait a minute. It's sad Fiesta. Are you ready, bro?
I'm ready, starting again. Let's go. Whoa. Oh, oh, ran
So bro, so bro, wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait a minute
Child, almost flat down. Dude, I'm almost flat
You know, we're not winning that tournament. Let's just play right now
Talibu
That is a loser mentality
All right, who could be get his a third?
Oh, I have no idea
Balls
Balls doing it, balls doing it
Look, Brian, let me say this, bro, in this team of the best players,
so I need you to listen to what I said, okay, in this team number one.
I'm not even gonna, like, try to argue with you, okay, whatever, okay?
Like, whatever makes you sleep in an eyebrow.
Yeah, wrong, I'm sleeping like a baby.
I'm the best in the team.
Yeah, why is it so much like a baby with no eyebrows?
All right, yo, round rules, round rules, round rules.
If we're gonna play a tournament together, nobody talks about my eyebrows.
Deal?
I guess I guess I guess I guess why I'm a cantilever but I don't know if we're gonna
run watch that last dude I can't focus bro like everything we say that you actually
make me laugh more but you know that right you make me laugh even more can you say that
shit that's not gonna come again it's a go to me gotta go right y'all are going
I'm good, I'm good, I'm good, I've never played fees, but I should still be with a player because my tournament right so well, but I just I can still play
You've heard of SSO, so I should be
Like a Sergio Ramos in his prime or virtual bandit in his prime, right?
Ryan, your only job is to not fuck shit up, all right, and then I am more striker bro
I'm gonna be like
Who's laughing?
Who's laughing?
Well, I'm gonna be like uh in-bap
I'm gonna be like leveled off
I'm gonna be like, oh, I'm poppaced with it's like 20 times better than fucking with us, keep real
Bro tell me you don't know ball, but I tell me you don't know ball
Right I'm going brother you're a bar so supportive. Okay, I'm like don't talk to me. Yeah, there's nothing wrong with that, bro balls about me
When we got for me to switch with
Bro you got to invite us
I drive my name like I'm a new one. Oh my god
Bro, I can't whoa whoa. I can't tell me
We have a time to be
I don't even have an invite.
I don't even have an invite.
You got it?
You got it?
You got it?
You got it?
No, the team name is Ayurison.
Alright, what is our team name?
We need to get it.
Bro, Ryan, I invited you to join.
Do you want to be in here?
Do you want to be in here?
Bro, send me an invite to react box.
Bro, I invited you in here.
Bro, how do you accept an infant?
I said, I said, I said, you X box too.
I say you I got it I got it I'm here I'm here
Okay chill chill breathe in breathe out come here actually no I'm not
What the fuck
I'm here I'm here I'm here one minute
Team name, team name, what the hell are we all want?
I don't know. I don't know.
Let's go with, like, no. You know, you should do it. You should do it for libraries because I have to libraries.
Yeah, yeah, library.
Yeah, yeah, that's it.
Go on, shout out.
I actually good idea.
If you're gonna be in a team, we can't have to be in an eye range.
minute minute
minute minute
I'm gonna go beat bro bro one minute one minute one minute one minute
Red balls are you like good at the game or not?
Not defending yet, but like that time. I'm not the best so I just think those
Alright, alright! Yo, let me explain the tune!
Okay, my fault my fault. I am better luck right rather than I would ask you all right. I'm going to be scored to go
Listen
Okay, if you'll be robbing them with those key. I'll be Tony Cruz again
I'll be round
I mean, could you want to be Rao?
No, didn't it? Best defending ever.
Okay, how do I know if he's Rao?
Who are you, Rao? Who are you going to be?
Don't eat Bruce.
You sure you don't want to be Maadrich? Maadrich is kind of better, Rao?
Maadrich is kind of better.
They're like on the same level, but I think we're really not Maadrich's better.
I'm not sure.
It's really close, like, I don't know.
I prefer Cruiser.
It's cool. It's cool. Okay. Yeah, it's okay. Balls has the best defense. I have the best offense
I have a snap of a goal. Ryan, you just have to not fuck this shit up
Do not like man. I'm gonna be out of support. I don't know what I'm gonna speak of yourself. Like you're I don't know
But I'm musty. I'm saying you're not to pump you up
You're probably the worst player in here. You're bringing me down like you're supposed to like
of the next one is going to be out
of the 1718 murderous like
20 times a year
all right
or you can say maybe say
two thousand nine bar stuff around but it's not a
drink
whatever probably the
turn on you
but I really did not I got to
stay listen
you're being like too shalom right now you've got to be not
shalom like just you still don't move
you know what I mean
I mean, you guys think it's more or up to not even do anything.
Yes, like that's the way we're like that.
And sure you're locked in.
Not what you're saying.
Yeah, yeah.
Like you.
You.
Be sure a guard like, uh, a guard.
They're a chisel.
We're not talking to that stand.
Not, not, not, not.
That's all.
That's all.
It's minus one.
It's the gold tournament.
My third ever gold tournament.
My focus, I focus, please.
Okay, that's all.
I can't even find a game to die.
I need you to be good on Debra
That's me
Nice bro
I've low boost fuck I'm low boost
Oh, I got a good job in a mess
I got that
It's okay, but we got the best of rendering going. Ben's the better we're going
Oh, there's the 3 shot
That's actually good
That's actually good
Fuck
Then
No way
My first ever golden
Oh my god, it's actually not even better
That's ready
Wait, that's me
I thought
We got guys got someone someone I've no good
That's me that's me I got it
Butter booster
I know we're good
God, I look horrible.
He's gonna parallel that.
I've just turned off a little gas, man.
Oh shit, oh shit, I almost blocked that.
Nice, okay, okay.
You got a touch, man.
Yes, nice.
Oh my god, you missed that.
Yes, nice!
Yes, yes, okay.
Guys, a cold wind's here, bro.
This looks like a defensive battle.
Yep, far.
We don't even need the score of one that if we just get them more short, it's just if the game lasts 11 minutes for you and
Yeah, like see if the game lasts like too long. It just goes that tight record more short ones and then
Yeah, and tournaments or not run games
Right hand!
All right now, hold onto this lead.
Hold onto this lead.
How did the boss is me, sir?
Talk to the boss.
Talk to the boss, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Right, we're not losing passion.
That's UK's land, though.
I know one part of the boss.
That's UK's land, dude.
That's not, that's not just UK's land.
Yes, it is, man.
Someone gonna hit this.
Okay, it's sure.
Now, these guys are fucking terrible.
What are losing this?
Nice, okay. Nice right all around with the hell dude.
Oh my god, almost, my life is gone.
Oh my god, I missed that, yeah, that's pretty cool.
I hit you, yeah, hit you.
I like stuff, I like stuff.
The hell is that, I like stuff, stuff, stuff, stuff, stuff, stuff.
Keep it up, dude.
Jinksy, no, what you could do for your eyebrows?
There's this thing called an eyebrow growth, sir.
It's like a sir.
Oh, it's not a sir.
I mean, if you want to, like, stay eye-browage here.
You fucking asshole.
Guys, someone can hit the ball.
That was the worst pass I've ever seen thanks you teammate just such a good up-to-thin teammate
I don't appreciate it well that road that is the difference I'm already bumping me
I'm already bumping me
All the time I'll be sure to okay, I'm just that personally this time I'm not a dude in one
A lot of boost
I got to go.
I got to go.
You literally just passed it.
You literally just what the fuck are you doing?
I'm going to kill you.
I'm going to kill you.
I'm going to kill you.
I'm going to kill you.
I'm going to kill you.
What is he doing?
No balls.
What is he doing bro?
He's passing it to the room.
I'm not doing it.
Okay, I would not have heard the end of it. Okay, that was me
So I'm doing the same for you
These guys are so bad
I told you I'm not one dalsky dude.
Jack, come on, let's win this gold turn of your man. Come on bro.
Nice right in. Oh my god.
Oh my god.
We're never losing to these guys.
These guys are so nice.
No, no.
But listen, you got to realize we're only like in the first round again.
Like these guys are not good.
Like probably the next fuel bonus you're going to be like way better.
So you got to lock it.
You want your SSL?
You want your SSL?
I don't know.
Final.
I didn't do that.
Because I didn't deserve it.
That's a good option.
That's the last time I swear it on the Sun.
I miss you.
I'm gonna punch you in the throne.
I'm gonna stop putting these shitty ass fake.
I'm round on my feet.
I'm gonna punch you in the face.
It's a shit shit.
Fuck off, I got it.
Oh, did I miss you?
Good game, good game.
You're right here.
You look good up there, bro.
Hey, balls.
But you say you are supposed to be the striker.
Why am I scoring up in those?
I literally scored a kick.
I literally scored a kick.
I literally scored a kick.
Stop stealing my link over.
I told you we were all in there.
I was in the game.
I did the game.
I did the game.
Guys.
Angie.
What's wrong with you?
Fuck, does they misoher that spirit?
Dude, the name is good.
What, what's the same as?
Why is that name last?
Why do you think, what do you think it's aspirin?
Like user brain.
I can't think of it.
I use my brain.
I don't want to talk.
Oh, I got a question, baby.
No, you have a dog brain, buddy.
Balls, who is the, is your from Scarlett, right?
Balls.
Yep.
Who is the best, um, Scottish footballer?
right now
yeah
doglish
of all time
uh
uh
oh tender voice
but right now
scogged on him
he's on a row
yeah but the club is good
okay
and who's the best dog club in Scotland
that's not
that's not
you can do what the club is
I get it
yes
right
he's the guy from the long ass here
right
I
can be all you know him from FIFA. Yeah, the guy who the long answer
is the longest there, dude.
But I know that can be my game. What?
Like, I'm just having a long-held.
What's club to take away for, you know?
Dude, I don't know.
Wait, the chat is saying,
some of the chat is saying,
Rangers is the best college club
and then on the Merchant Celtic.
The ones I was saying,
the ones I was saying,
ring just if I'm meant or I'm just on in no direction.
Ring Joe's that's he.
You fucking dumb ass.
Okay, so if we win this, we're in quarter finals.
So this is round of 16.
Guys don't talk about it. Don't talk about it, all right?
Yeah, we should tell you that by the way.
Okay.
3 to 1 that's most likely to fucking over.
Okay, I know I'm not, I'm not waiting, I'm not saying okay to that, I'm saying okay to the chat, I'm not.
Okay, all right, dude, I'm gonna do this damn fucking lucky.
All right, no one did. Bro, what are you doing?
Two minutes before every game starts, it's so fucking us.
You know, he's been ready to have an instantly go.
Uh, uh, okay, look at the batch.
These guys have one of the ultimate work.
All right, but probably it's Rio the giant trio because they all have the same badge from the same season. You know what I'm saying?
Yeah
I don't know if you should be good
Oh, we're just standing still. I know we're not that's what I'm saying. That's or you can keep the best look that we're just being like showoff and stuff
That's minus or whatever
Dancing holy or a dad
Hold the aura down bro
Okay, did this guy just radio?
I've seen someone payton chat. We are smuffing a haha, so I don't know if that's some more playing it
Wait if they're smurfing that's okay
Good bro, nobody that's a support would have a account with a full tournament
Yeah, boss
Well, that's so easy to put the fun. It's just this
Okay, it's straight it's straight it's straight it's straight enough
No, I can't so easy
Yeah, you're okay. All you have to do is just tilt your car up and
and it's spamming people.
And that one.
Oh, it's not that hard.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Right on the wall.
Right on the wall.
But why are we focusing on this shit?
We're like...
Yeah.
Yeah.
Like, remember that stuff.
Come on, bro.
Look at me.
Look at me.
Look at me.
I'm smoothing.
That was what I said
You are such a horrible you were such a good
Trust me when I say this we're winning this man. I can do a magic problem to you
Happy I can't tell Gucci you're a mom you're made a really a mom
I'm up with it's eyebrow shit chat. He got it. Fuck off. Seriously
That's hilarious Gucci well
I don't
Yep, I'm second in the full of cocaine
On more to give me anything
you go ball
ball
I got it
I got it
I got it
I'm like do scared to get out of the man
Oh my god
I'm a ball
Good shot
I'm like way to scare to get out of the man
oh my god
I'm like way to scare to get out of the man
oh my god
Because I know like when I'm just gonna get out of bed, you're gonna get in the turn.
See? Look. Oh my god.
You shouldn't give me that. You shouldn't give me that. You should not have touched that.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
That's my team bro.
I'm getting out of bed. I'm getting out of bed.
I'm getting out of bed.
Fuck it.
I'm getting out of bed.
Good fucking shit bro.
Look at him.
What was that from me, is that out?
He's right after all the chance we're in this.
I think we're in this room.
I'm laughing to Orra.
That's me.
It was... Oh my god, that was a shot of gold.
Wait, it's a trap.
If we win a gold tournament, we'll...
I'll just get to put us in flat now.
We're y'all third.
How does that go?
Fuck.
Okay, that was terrible, tent.
after there, we'll win that item as well.
We could ask you to die out of there.
We could ask you to die out of there.
Oh yeah, we have to go to single ball.
I got it.
I got it.
Yep.
He just follows.
Give it to me.
That's you, boss, too.
And I'm sending back, all but.
Good luck.
Guys, don't go around.
Nice, nice, nice.
It's me.
Really good.
Fuck, I'm like a criminal.
Oh, where are you?
You said it to me.
You said it to me.
Right.
I'm telling you why you throw.
You said it to me.
Right.
Both.
There's a party.
There's a party.
The way.
Brother.
I see that man.
And that's actually good.
Wait, boss.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
Good.
No.
Yo, I'm like playing so bad.
I know.
Good.
I'm gonna grab you at the ball.
That's it, that's it.
You're actually gonna run on my head.
I'm gonna run on my head.
That's what I do, y'all.
What am I doing?
Let's go!
I gotta walk in.
I don't know bro, I don't know.
I'm really touched the ball. I'm barely touched the ball bro.
I'm back in the street like a move.
I was you fake, you'd like that.
Oh, I missed that mess, sorry guys.
I have no rules.
Nice defense, Brian.
That was actually good. Oh my god. I'm on my left.
I'm about that. Had that in the box for someone?
No one.
It's not good.
Yes, Paul. You're so good.
I don't know if you forgot, but I was MVP last game, I don't know if you forgot, but I was MVP last game, I didn't have your close game, stop talking to me, okay?
Wait what were you saying? What were you saying?
I had an MVP, I had a, I had your close game, okay? Stop talking to me.
Alright, I'll get on this side.
I'm on it.
So, Jinxie, why do you always like see things as a fucking competition, bro?
Like, we're teammates.
We got a win to game.
It doesn't matter if I, like, if you can more goals than me, oh, we got a goal.
No, we can use that if you're better than me, correct or incorrect?
No, we got to win this fucking tournament.
I don't care if I scored 20 times or like, zero times, we just got to win the fucking
you're in a bird.
Stop being a little kid, bro.
You're right, you're right.
Yes, okay.
Yeah, I'm sorry.
Ryan, you're a hundred and seven.
You're a 24 year old man, by the way.
I want it.
Oh, my.
That's all.
Ryan, you're right, you're right.
No, no, you're right.
What a, well, what a good man, huh?
Hold me, hold me, hold me.
You know what Ryan?
All that matters is team right now
and right now we're in four to five.
You're right, bro.
I promise you we're winning the ship. Yes, yeah, I am right here. I am right here
Right, this is why I love you bro. You know, I know both got boys for like two
Wait, how long have you known both?
Like yeah, man that fops the pivens may 20 for equity. Yeah, I'm not like
I don't know actually I'm on stream. I mean I've known you for like three years. Do I think
like since like February, 28, 23.
I think.
It's been a long time.
It's been a long time.
I know, I know.
Bro and Ryan, how do you use that note?
20, 22, 23.
I'm like 20, 23.
February, 23 is when I like started watching it.
I think.
So like literally three years, bro.
I know.
Oh, gee, viewers, dude.
Oh gee, dude.
I know how, bro.
Five hours into the street and you still look like shit
Continue guys were a top eight bro if we win this top four
But do wait that car is low key up. We're taking forever
Bro their cars low key up or wait. I don't see I don't see I don't see I'm not in the game
You're not even loaded
Okay, you're in.
We went from the ramping plane goes to plane blocks.
That course is for...
These guys are platinum tournament.
What? Look what they're doing.
Look what they're doing.
How are they?
Wait, how are they doing?
I can knock.
That's looking like threatening this fuck bro.
I bet.
Why is that scary with the fuck?
In a second. I promise I can do it.
I think we'll have five choices.
I did it first run I could do it
Yeah, I mean I have the most order I go
Right on all right listen, this is gonna be a lot harder than last game
Listen bro, I got to a motivation I'm pet party owner bro, but why are we playing?
Sorry, why are we playing plats enough gold turn of my next link? I bet it's going so
Oh, these guys are not just class.
They've won a black tournament bro.
To them have.
This is not gonna be easy, bro.
But I have more potential as a club dude.
We're a top club, all right?
And we can win this bro.
We can win this.
It's not gonna be a big deal.
Everybody focused.
All right?
Okay, that boardal.
We're locked in, we're locked in.
All right, guys, come on.
We'll be right back.
We'll be right back.
That was actually good.
Oh shit.
Nice nice nice did recovery.
Oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my god.
I ran on boost.
I see you nice.
Nice false.
Wait I've lit it.
Nice.
Oh my god.
Must be.
No!
I tried to go must be.
Oh, I should have been there, uh, I've long been there for the rebound.
Oh, what up?
Yeah, I'm kinda bad.
Oh, I got one.
Wokey, they're not even, they're either, to be honest.
Fuck, I should have made that a cool.
What a god, I don't know
I'm really good
Get ready, get ready
That's a good ball, but if you say hi
You're actually good at talking to something
Not going to lie
I'm in the end of the year.
I got it.
My ball through the area.
I got it.
I got it.
Nice.
I got it.
Oh no no.
Get out.
Get out.
Good.
Nice.
Oh, that doesn't look loose.
I got it.
Get a grab a boost.
Look at me.
Get a grab a boost.
Get shit
Get it. Oh my god, oh wait. Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god
Oh my god, oh balls you're actually fucking it said
I told you he's like, oh, beanie, bro
He's literally no more
Nice, okay
I got it
Come on, you need to get this wrong here. Get it out of here, get it out of here, get it out
Balls, balls, balls
Oh, wait, you hit that.
I might throw a while and call you as a skin, my dears.
Oh, fuck, wait.
Guys, throw this, guys.
We're 50 seconds.
We've ruled water!
We're in the windows, ruled water!
I was dying!
It was a ruin.
They're saying I broke a new one.
Guys fifty seconds right I'm trying to dead it try to dead it
That's good
Oh my god, oh my god, wait, wait, wait, wait, I don't want it, I don't want it, I want it for a boost, I want it for a boost, what are you gonna happen?
Oh
A lot of people
Don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, this one
I got that, I got it
Nice, right, man.
Nice.
I got some-
Somebody-
Don't jinx me.
Oh.
I hate it, but he's back there.
No, no, no, no, no!
No!
No!
Wait.
I don't know, don't come in. Don't double come in.
Bro, I was-
No, don't.
I'm all stiff, you know. I ain't.
I wasn't even like bro, jinxed. I went for that attack.
I started that all the time.
Bro, but I started that all the time.
Who ever was through this back and it was their fault?
It's okay, it's gotta be aggressive.
We gotta be aggressive, you gotta be aggressive.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Love that
Yeah
That was not a good player, but it's okay
All right, yeah, and it's over for all of you. Yeah, what I'm just gonna do. I mean we couldn't have done much against this
We had so many chances and they all like stopped every day.
Bro, that's a weak-ass excuse. Bro, y'all double committed the end there, dude.
Bro, who can manage it?
I wasn't, I mean, it's whatever.
We wouldn't even have that old chance if it wasn't for that attack for me.
I'm gonna be brought the ball off in there.
It's a good attack.
Sun, bro.
Sun, guys, oh my god.
You know jigsie out first place, but okay, so don't come up here. Okay, go come from here
The you are third by this body
There's an all-time infected man. Let's bottom of his free beefy wait. There's another tournament
And that should be that should be I got into this game now. It says 10 p.m. for me
And it's 2v2 and it's a pentatallium
I don't know what we're playing.
Plats in a gold tournament though, that makes no sense.
Right, bro, not even just plats.
They want a platter in it.
I know.
That's so fucking weird.
That's that.
Yeah, I know.
I can go to tournament.
Therefore, you invite this qualification.
Look, y'all want to play three?
Just try to get plats.
Yeah.
All right, I'm both reading.
I'm a lot of stuff.
Come on, come on.
Wait, no bad in play, man.
What?
Oh, wait.
All right.
I think I just need two wins to laugh, right?
Okay, those are my problems. I'm unright and free so I don't know if I'm going to go for it here.
What if I go for it? What if I go for it? Hey, Jimsey, go fuck yourself.
Mods time out, junkos, golf, mommy, 54, I would do it, it's a 35-year-old man.
Time left. Garrett to you, that's a 35-year-old dude.
to
the
They're lucky fun.
Oh, where I'm losing, I mean, sorry, I mean, where I'm losing.
Why do you win for Black?
Come on, come on, come on.
In three.
Bro, they reset my range to gold, which is also there.
I caught up.
My bad.
I'm too scared to go out of the path.
Two wins for Black, yeah?
No, I miss.
I missed.
I was gonna... I was gonna miss them.
Right here!
Oh fuck! Nice, there's actually-
Clear that, clear that.
Okay, get it. Oh shit, I'm sorry if that's why I thought-
That's why I thought-
Okay.
No, I'm a snake.
Is that a snake?
There's something missing on your face, dude.
Yeah, no shit!
No, I'm a snake!
Oh, well, it's good back in that.
So he doesn't want to come in the middle of the game.
There's such a ball in the game.
There's such a ball, you see.
There's such a ball.
He's like, you want to get to get to shit, ran?
What do you want to do?
Oh, no, that's true.
I did not let him OK, okay?
I just have to lay me.
So I was about to lay me like a little kid.
Oh, so messy.
Wait, wait, why did I not-
Why didn't I flip? It didn't flip.
Fuck.
Y'all got it.
Yeah, I got it.
Let's go, go, go, go, go, go!
Right on your right on your right!
Ah!
I can't move that much with that friend.
That's bad, start!
What do you mean?
I'm on the side!
What a supposed to do!
So I'm supposed to pass the ball to the ground and rock at me.
That's probably harder than I go shit.
Roll you at no boost my boy.
Oh yeah, that's that's me.
That was actually bad.
That's all you
Fuck off is
Guys guys
Oh, yeah, I got that I'm not I'm like end the back of that
I mean there's a lot of cards in there.
Our attacks just fucking suck.
I don't know.
We're not creating enough chances.
That's good, that's good.
Okay, okay.
It's horrible, right?
You got that?
Oh, I can't fall.
No, no, no, no, no.
What are you doing?
What?
What are you doing?
What are you doing?
That's my fault.
That's my fault.
Oh, I can't.
Do I have to suck your dick to throw down?
Yo.
I'm sexy.
Can you relax?
I'm running to God.
No, you're not you.
I pass in demo, bro.
I feel like a play day for him.
I can't put the bro in there.
Come on, we need one more GoPro.
Go go go go try to get it try to get it.
Good try.
That was not good.
I should have was this.
I'm lighting this.
Get out of the middle.
Get out of the middle.
Get out of the middle.
Get out of the middle.
Oh, so you have that?
No way.
I'm going to have to go.
That's a- Oh my god, that's a perfect fast.
You're fast all stare?
No, no, no no!
It's first time, second time!
Fourth time, how many animal can you breathe in?
There's a living room!
What's going on?
Oh what did you do?
That's the five!"
What the fuck?!
What is that you sorry sorry don't like out of action and stuff really bad
Let's get it out of here. Get out of here man. Oh my god, I okay, we're gonna put it back
I don't go, Ryan go. We're both going. We're winning every kick off, which is good.
I'm fucking out of there.
I'm not so gay I gotta get it, be it squeeze of it, let's squeeze it.
Somebody feed the furthest guy back up.
Somebody's got to be the furthest guy back up.
I gotta get a move.
Over there.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
I think that might have been in the end.
I'm gonna show my fur.
Oh shit my god.
I'm gonna show my fur.
Clean it up in the back.
I'm gonna take that back.
I'm gonna take that move.
We've got to get this out of here right now.
We're good, don't get it.
Good shit.
Let's go this way.
Go in.
Let's meet, let's meet.
Oh my god, yes.
No way.
No, no, no.
Nobody, somebody.
I'm getting back.
I'm back.
I'm back.
Let's get it back.
Let's get it back.
Let's get it back.
He's going to hit that.
This was the time to get broccoli.
I'm going up the line. What the fuck is this? Sorry, sorry.
The medium of the show.
You shut the fuck up. You shut the fuck up. You shut the fuck up.
You've done it that like 20 times to me.
I've never fucked up.
I never would do that.
Oh my god.
You're the fuck out.
my god. Well, I just don't want to hear it's like rebounded.
The fuck are you doing? Oh shit.
That's all you. That's all you don't worry relax.
If you're going to, I'm going to threaten things that I've had like three or three
I'm a threat to the people to fuck that like three-fourth of saves
Why am I getting somebody hit this please?
I hit it for him
Oh, bro
Oh
What's up me clear? Oh, my god, what's up?
Oh, guys guys. What guys?
Get out, get out, get out, get out, no I swear to god. Yo, I swear to god, you gotta get out.
Open goals for the win. Why did they hate you?
Did they hate you money? Did they hate you money bro? What the actual fuck?
You gotta get out for real.
I'm back from get back. Oh my god, oh no. Not that, that's what I'm gonna.
Good deal.
I got one.
Nice.
What's that?
Then.
Somehow we won.
Robot.
Never die.
Robot never die.
I bet.
Go, Ryan, you know what I'm gonna do?
I need to talk.
Where is your mic?
Where is your mic?
Why were you not talking anymore?
Where is your mic, Ryan?
Ryan, we're not starting the next game until you talk.
We're not starting.
I got black. Oh my god, I'm gonna pull out my dick.
I'm just gonna go with another one. I'm just the best player ever on this one.
I am officially...
Yeah, I thought I would do it. I thought I'd do it. I thought I'd do it.
I thought I'd do it. I thought I'd do it.
You're right. I didn't talk to you. One to one.
You're a man to make.
I'm nothing to say to be honest.
I'm nothing to say.
I'm not even like.
I have to say that again.
I have so much to do.
You're right.
Okay, let it all. Let it all.
Right in.
You had an open goal.
Bro, open gold for the wind in over time and you can't over the mat. Bro, are you jargon fucking you last my boy?
Bro, I hate it. I mean, I don't know. It went over bro.
Whoa, who joined somebody? Join?
Dude, that's how I know.
Who the fuck?
Monster, mine. I don't know what the fuck that is.
Wait, that'd be there like joining up my name. I don't know.
Yeah, I don't know what I'm doing around
Now, Junks, it's your fucking follow-up. You're your choking my mental. You're talking my fucking mental by yelling my ear in entire fucking time
That's when you're in
So, you're talking my mental you're talking my mental you're talking my mental you know I'm not a bad player
You know I'm safe
Like a lot of fucking shots the last year.
You're right. I'm gonna only up lift you this whole man.
Okay.
Nice shot, man.
Is it not him?
What the fuck?
Okay, somebody fucking cleared his wall.
Oh, wait.
Okay, not that.
Say it, that's...
Oh my god, it's not even a shot.
What is gone on? What are you doing?
Get it, get it harder.
But we did that.
It's going to be hard to say.
You're such a fake friend.
No, no, no, no, no.
Don't be like that.
You're such a fake friend, man.
You always support me in the good times.
Like when I'm, when I'm missed,
like open that stuff, the fucking fuck you.
You're just a curse on me all the time.
Oh, I'm gonna do this.
There that, there is that, there is that.
That's the action.
God, you're so too face, bro.
Bro, I'm never gonna yell at you again. Come on. I'm a man of my work. You know that
I do not know that
What is it? He saved his own shot
How did he save not either? I was actually good in
We're giving us past and we're saving our own shots. We're doing our shots. I mean
What is
I got a shot, I got a shot, I got a shot.
Yep, that's my way of home.
I got a fucking shot dude.
Why is that just a...
That's what we're doing.
I had to stick to it. What was this?
So you only have to stick to it.
The second you have to say, what's up?
I drifted it away.
You're running it.
That's like the...
guys saying yeah like you're doing good. I know I don't like shook
spot the same.
That's what we're playing against.
Yeah we just to be just to hold this guy I'm getting like bond from
fascination so we just get a free one.
No way yeah that's it that's a
That's a fuck or a lot of it.
What is wrong with people?
This is literally how must he was moving yesterday.
But he was when I fucking warned you on them.
That's okay, that's okay.
He's in really you.
Let's get it to me.
I was a terrible one.
You can see those.
There.
Oh, wait.
Something there actually joined me.
I can't, I just messed it up.
No, no, no, no, no, no.
That's good.
Let's go.
Look at that, my flight, though.
Yeah, I saw that, Shane.
You bought me that, look.
How was I shooting?
I'm going to raise the light up.
Let me do it, sorry.
Are they actually trying?
There's no way they're actually trying.
I don't, I think he's like throwing it off.
I said we're just in the go.
We'll save it, they can't make out what me five.
Oh, thank you.
Thank you.
I got that.
Good shit.
No, dude, what have we here now?
He's asking for nits, what?
Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god.
You were about to have sex picture
Come on, look at that
Don't, don't, wait, you had it that you really did it, you hit the wall
God, I can't take you seriously
I'm getting such a spurting child for my dog
Guys, look at that one book
let's go let's talk and go okay we gotta be always deep that's all
or pork the bus bro actually I know you all stay in the next picture you can't fly
are we gonna go for like a crazy arrow and all talk every boss that is
I don't think it's hard if you're going to push up the attack.
They're all dead.
I was at the same spot.
I got it.
I got it.
Oh, I got it.
That is not even a plan.
That's a diamond minimum.
What is wrong with these people, bro?
I'm out of that, I'm out of that, okay?
You're here, man.
I'm so bad in the wall, man.
Oh my god.
I told you guys, though, you guys said it's like getting the legend and look at this smuffies are so take his 2-10 hits, can they not score, he gets 4-10's mad not score
but god I hate on a 2-10 people bro, I hate on a 2-10 people
He's literally literally not even in his place with magic.
He's not even placed what an absolute bitch dude.
What an absolute fucking bitch.
Bro he's literally on a brand new account.
How are there people in the lobby?
I don't know if they'll rock or anything, but what's going on?
Can you not put the lobby like private?
Bro, my lobby's always private, it's one of y'all's fucking settings, bro.
It's one of y'all's fucking settings, bro.
I don't know if you're gonna rock or anything, so people can't join.
I still play me now.
What up?
Oh, fix it off.
When I quit video last thing, no one joined leader, so...
Oh my god!
What
Role somebody he's installing Jesus Christ. Oh my God is letting him join her. I'm not letting them
Scams and rage bit. I think this all speak for
Projesse, you're not ever like lose your voice
with the amount of like the amount of yellow bro? I know something else
almost. Now, how does your fucking voice not heard bro?
Yeah, I got it, no.
Yes!
That's not bad.
Yeah, it's no way.
No!
Get back, get back.
I've got to get back with him.
These guys are about that bro, they're good.
Yeah, he's also too good, bro.
I think these are spurs too.
He's not on the ground.
He's still on the ground.
They're not spurs, bro.
Oh, look at that.
Look at that.
Look at that, bro.
What?
I don't know why we're playing these fucking triumlarts.
It's one of that.
Hey, oh my god, it's not a cool. Oh, it's not a cool. Oh, it's not a cool. Oh
Got what a good chance
Relax buddy relax. Okay. Oh my god. Oh my god. It's a little cool. Thanks
We all know I don't really play met that. No, it's I'm a true ego. It's a true ego
I thought you were a horrible fucking bully.
No, I'm just a true striker.
I got that.
No, you got that.
I got that.
Get it, get it, get it, get it, get it.
I'm not for you.
Oh, my.
Oh, that was actually close.
You lost.
You lost.
Yeah, you lost.
You lost.
Nice.
Yes, right.
Yes.
Someone.
No, he's very scared.
Nice.
Play false, damn it.
Ah, that was so hard for me.
I thought that was hard.
I promised you that was actually my turn.
Oh, I got one.
Wait, that was actually.
Oh.
I think my LB line is messed up, no, it's different.
Guys, we have two minutes, we have enough time.
then throw their axe when they say that's fucking defending up
Yeah, that's like they're just part in the boss man
Just like I already did this good at fucking defense
Oh, I watched me before
Some market
They were like I got defend on the 10-wheelers and they'd go up there. That was were more
That was so good. That's not good. You're bringing a spot
It was fucking bumping me bro
Look like they're all they're always just on it bro. Yeah, right?
They're always on it
Well, dude
Oh my god, oh my god
But it falls
These guys are just too fucking good at defense
I don't know what's up with it.
Oh my god, good hit.
Wait, we have 15 seconds, 15 seconds.
Oh, my body's a wall because must have changed everything.
I was actually a good child thing soon.
I was gonna end up in a good mind.
Fuck you, Tom.
We're just barely losing.
Just reset them then.
And what did he change? What did he change?
It's hot.
Okay, I'll do something yourself, like for once you're the one.
I am, but it's so hot.
Why does high-west high-bys have to do everything for you, though?
Damn.
Let's just shoot your phone.
Do you shoot your food as well?
So, bro.
Check out what somebody says to me.
and
no it says everything
it's the dead son
chat what's up my dad's on
the
it on zero point twenty
which one to 20
five as you call me
five as public
Well, these are musty settings, bro. When you're in the house.
Oh, really, let's think that I like.
Hi guys, I'm calling you dude. I'm calling you dude.
Brother, can you help with my settings?
Yeah, sir.
Right now my problem is on too slow. I want to move faster.
Bro, it no damn shit!
My core sensitivity is slower than it was. Oh my god!
That's what the chat's at.
I got this.
This is it.
This is it.
This is it.
That's it.
I get it.
My chat's over.
the
yes bro that's it
check 0.07
oh so
look at his what I've got your eyebrows
worked. We choked against the smurf. Yeah, we're lucky in this game, so not today's
fight with us. I don't know. These guys were bad. I can't talk. I can't talk. They're all good.
So you know what I think, dude? I think he's this side is okay. I think Tuesday's the best
I'm not gonna go in the rocket either because it won't, so there's too many goals and then
for these, there's not enough goals but two is just right, you're ready?
What happened? I'm on the ticket door.
Oh my god.
Why?
Wait, don't wait, you just, okay, I forgot to say.
I'm not even touched the ball.
I think you, oh, you almost like jipped it for me and made me like this fucking shot.
I care lucky to let it go.
That didn't go away.
Maybe what about a problem?
Who are you feeling like over there, Rob?
Eh?
Stop with that last try, am!
Bro! Oh my God!
Bro trying to avoid-
Bro, if I was trying to bother you, then I would have no eyebrows right now.
What do you think, dude? What do you think?
Jesse committed at Barbara.
Get out of my ear, Ryan!
Let me play!
I can't even go back to the game!
Let me play!
I got a lot.
I got a lot.
And it's true.
My fast touch.
I say it's you.
Oh my God!
Oh my God!
What?
Why do you say that?
Oh shit, back let's go.
Oh where are you?
I love you boss.
I love you so much.
I'm sexy, down there.
We got to meet it!
We look glad to see you.
You too.
You too.
Why do you blame anyone except for yourself?
Like you're never a problem. It just is true. Yeah
I thought I don't say this oh my god, I sort of did fuck bro like I was I supposed to save that
That was like it possible to say I swear to God if you play before this
We're one of the boys.
Oh, I swear to God, we won't do one of them, but I don't think we're not one of the one in the world.
Oh, I'm not playing here.
How about playing here?
Well, I'm not in the middle of this.
I'm not a good at one of these ones, bro.
I'm not a one-be-one player.
Bro, you're not a player, you idiot.
Good shit, good shit.
I'm gonna get it saved you, just got it.
But it needs to be saved.
Wait, that came at me so fast.
How did it save you?
It usually went this.
We just got a bit more expensive.
Like we're just way too expensive.
Oh, it came out nice.
We need to go after these balls.
I agree.
But we need to be going.
That was bad.
I
Going to be like more talking just can't no now's got to
It's me
We got to utilize this bro. We got a few glasses
So I've got to look at them
Captive not saying this
I did not see that.
I was almost scared for clues.
I just looked down on how to go.
I was in the game.
And you just like that.
Okay.
Oh, he's going to check right.
No, I missed him.
Uh, five.
I'm really long ago.
We're going.
Well, let him make it in the first.
You got that.
That's crazy.
Oh, that was a task.
That was a task.
Oh, you don't even make contact with me.
I've been the only guy who's at all in the last two games.
What do you mean? What do I mean?
Shut up, shut up, shut up
I'll be locking, I'll be locking, see, shut the fuck up, I'll be fucking locking
Oh my god, right, so I thought that was crazy
I don't want to do it, yo
What do you want to learn?
Jinks eat some weird rocket, Nick Spader
You just said you were a good rock in the clear, but that's what you said
Bro, I didn't allow you ask your child
I'm not in the trolley food bro
That's me
No wait, oh
Well, we're winning this game
They're shaking around all trust me. They are
What are you doing?
I was going to this moment
I'm getting bumped up with the camera, but I'm the moment
He's going to like out the hand.
He's got stuff in the hand.
He's got stuff in the hand.
He's got fuckin' cleared his ball.
This is...
He's really fuckin' dangerous, huh?
I'm fuckin'...
I'm fuckin' fuckin'...
I'm fuckin' fuckin'...
I'm fuckin' fuckin'...
Bro, I'll go get him.
I can't see get that.
Where are you gonna try to click?
Oh my God, I love you balls.
If you would not have got it at...
Get this fucking ball out of her fucking house, somebody's going to die, somebody's going to die
Oh, they're actually, where do you play?
Nice ball.
Really good right now.
Good.
Well, it's so hard to hit that ball, bro.
What is going on?
Oh my god.
No one's going to me.
I need a fucking boost.
I need a fucking boost, desperately.
Oh, they are.
What the hell guys?
We're just fucking ball.
Where are we gonna get out there?
We're gonna get out there.
They're gonna get out, they're gonna get out.
Search us.
Good shit.
Oh my god.
So tank.
So fucking.
Bomb hit me!
Oh my god.
Wait, what I'm getting back?
You're still dying.
I'm just getting out of the house.
I think someone up here with me.
I'm saying bad for us if because I don't have to work in our tank.
Yeah, I don't care.
Fuck.
Why did the longest game of all time?
I'm gonna go my hardest in my ass, bro.
You need to like do the soft money, been the fan.
I'm gonna go my hair.
Okay.
What's up, boys?
I'm back and back and I'm gonna go back and go.
You got ya.
I'm gonna roll around to the wall.
I'm gonna strike my foot.
Let's get a scout.
No, no, let's get to the right.
Shack off that post.
That's why that's why.
Oh, wait, wait!
I don't know.
Nice.
Get back to the clock, get in the end!
Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay.
Come on, come on, come on, come on.
Did you hit the ball?
Obviously I'm trying to do this.
Now, let's get to guys.
Someone to get, sort of go in.
One, one.
Why?
I can't say I don't think about that. Just play the game, bro.
Yeah, just out. I like the game just though.
Oh my god.
Like you guys need to commit to those balls.
Like we're at the start of the final.
Yeah, I know where to say two, but five minutes on the dot.
Oh my god, yes, yes, thank god, we won.
All right.
Those guys were actually good.
I got it.
I got it.
Listen, bro.
There's care like falling in my face for my eyebrows.
I got a shout out.
Okay, bro.
All right, love you all, bro.
Hey, let's play a good tune.
Let's play a good tune.
Yeah, we'll play a good one.
I'm just like dead and see this.
Okay.
Yeah, that's okay.
All right.
Okay, see you later.
All right, guys.
Chat, great string dude.
Unfortunately, I do look with like I have no eyebrows though.
All right, chat, I'll see y'all tomorrow.
I don't know what we're going to do.
Sunday, y'all I'm going to want to see you in this chat.
Sunday, these are the things we got in the 2v2 creator tournament in Rocket League chat.
Here are the things we got right out.
Jigsie and Joe Bart, Ron and Lacey,
Marlon and Jinch, FQC and Black Boy Max,
Ludwig and Squeaks, Mingo and Sketch.
And Tyler got a new scene here, Riley and Sanky.
And for the last team, I'm still figuring it out.
Oh, the way we got it, we got it.
For the last team, we got Arky and Eugene.
Chat that is a tournament. That is what we got y'all. It's got to be a bagger. It's got to be on Sunday
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Love y'all boys bro. I must see y'all do this on Sunday take us green shots like a picture on us
This is a finalized bracket for Sunday who you got when a
chat love y'all bro have a beautiful fan tap it. It's amazing night
And that's always to god first god bless