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I'm a fuckin' work-out, with a cash in my all-tree, I'm reppin' as hard as what you have to be a part of
I'm just copped a little call to hear the storm up, try to do the right thing and please come home while I watch
Chad what is good?
Whoa, Chad what is fucking good early stream. Yes. Yes today is a good day
God damn I am bald as shit
Bro, I don't really notice it until I stream and I'm actually looking at my face. Oh my god
chat ladies and gentlemen to respect that watch that site yo we're gonna we're
gonna get to all of that guys rainbow six siege hair question mark what do you
mean not a fart what do you mean hair question mark bro have you not watch
any of the last 48 hours hair question mark bro if you have no context
Go find the context, bro. Don't come in on that bullshit, dude.
Now, Chad, first off, let's start off the stream with some motivation.
The rock and so...
Now, this video right here that we're about to watch will impact your life for the rest of your life.
This video right here will impact your life. Really pay attention.
As soon as she can, she escapes with the rock.
Dr. Engle, is there such thing as insanity among penguins?
I try to avoid the definition of insanity or derangement.
I don't mean that a penguin might believe he or she is landing Napoleon Bonaparte.
But could they just go crazy because they've had enough of their colony?
The next minute of this video is going to change your life.
Well, I've never seen a penguin bashing its head against a rock.
They do get...
Chat, lock him.
Let me go have one, YouTube.
Chat.
The next minute of this video is going to change your life.
Disoriented.
They end up in places they shouldn't be, long away from the ocean.
These penguins are all heading to the open water to the right.
But one of them caught our eye, the one in the Sengta.
He would neither go towards the feeding grounds at the edge of the ice, nor return to the
colony.
Shortly afterwards, we saw him heading straight towards the mountains, some 70 kilometers away.
Dr. Aynley explained that even if he caught him and brought him back to the colony, he
would immediately head right back for the mountains.
Did you hear that?
Let me rewind four seconds so y'all could hear that.
Back to the colony, it would immediately
hit right back for the mountains.
But why?
Destiny.
Because destiny.
Now, Chad, beauty is in the eye of the seeker, dude.
You can look at this.
This is a real video, by the way.
You can look at this video in a couple of different ways.
But why, chat?
Why did he go for the mountains?
Does anybody in the channel?
Does anybody in the channel?
Why did he go for the mountains?
Why did he go for the mountains?
Why?
Chat, we're gonna react to the update.
I'm so excited.
I heard it's the best update ever.
But chat, why did he go to the mountains?
Why did he go to the mountains?
To gooin' in peace.
No, no, not that. Why did he go to the mountains?
Chat, why? Because he was destined, yes.
Wait, who said it? Who said it?
Welcome to the Mod Squad. You make me horny.
Ned, that is not at all what anyone is saying.
Destiny. Yes, yes.
Chat, now really pay attention to this.
one of these disoriented or deranged penguins showed up at the new harbour diving canada
brother brother they're not disoriented or deranged dude they are destined they are destined
go to the mountains. Already some 80 kilometers away from where it should be.
Look at the rules for the humans. Look at the disregard. He doesn't even care that there's a
human there that's puzzled at what he's doing. He doesn't care bro. He doesn't care. He just
Waddles right pass are do not disturb or hold up the penguin stand still and let him go on his way
And here he's heading off into the interior of the deep trip past continent
With 5,000 kilometers ahead of him. He's heading towards certain death
But it's how he wanted to live his life, dude.
He didn't care about the feeding grounds, he didn't care about the water.
Something about the mountains called out to his penguin heart.
To his penguin soul, something about the mountains.
In that video, bro, spoke volumes to me, dude.
Like, first time I've seen this, bro, I almost cried, dude.
He didn't care.
Now chat.
We got big news, boys.
We got big news.
Now, high-fives, is this the correct video?
I heard on Twitter, on text messages, my friends were calling me that this is Siege's
greatest update of all time.
I'm excited to watch it.
I have a full-on erection in my pants.
Hi guys, what's the best video to watch?
Did they do a video on it?
Did they do a video on it?
Did they do a video?
I need some good news.
Sitting here sipping alcohol, true.
Bro, I think we just, wait, this is it.
This is it, this is it, this is it.
This is it, this is it, this is it.
So far, no government agency has been able to provide it.
Now, I want to go to the very start.
I want to go to the very start, because we're leaving no stone unturbed.
Here we go.
Is everybody ready?
Is everybody ready?
Lock in!
The heart of unbiased review. Locked in, dude!
Was that French? They said that in French.
Please don't mess this up! Please don't mess this up!
Wait, Chesh, I go to 17 minutes?
Okay, this is where it starts.
It starts right here.
Still to team put focus down
Copy that
That's not Kate
Okay, that's Bobo we've got rats secure the ship
Ram Blitz took me. Wait, whoa, why is Blitz not going in first? What type of terrible
You'll see a player is dense!
Oh he is, he is, he is okay.
Yo, thanks.
What a bitch class.
Brits, why are you not crouching?
Are you asking to be shot in the toes?
He just hit a woman!
He just hit a woman!
Arrest that man!
Arrest that man!
Bro, Ram is so bad, too.
What?
Damn it, you're killing me.
Okay, wait.
I forgot Ram was a badass, dude.
I forgot Ram was a badass.
I forgot Ram was a badass.
I forgot Ram was a badass.
I forgot Ram was a badass.
I forgot Ram was a badass.
I forgot Ramblin's a badass.
I'm right here!
No! No! No!
Don't do me!
Don't do me!
Sit on my face.
With all due respect, Okabe,
you are literally the baddest operator in the game.
Okay, top three.
Mission accomplished.
Oh my God, Ash.
They got all the rods out here, our six house.
All of the rods are out here.
Accomplished, Delta team.
Rainbow may be closing,
but no one else could have done this.
We stopped the Kerry's Legion.
What comes next is out of our hands.
I'm so excited.
Chats, everything look good? Audio, video, everything look good?
Chats, everything look good? Everything look good?
Chats, are we good? Are we good?
Good, good, good?
Ads chat, watch on YouTube, no ads, no ads, no ads.
Global safety concerns continue to rise, following a recent string of terrorist attacks on central intelligence facilities.
So far, no government agencies been able to provide-
Bro, maybe I'm a chud, but I actually like the lore. I like following the lore.
It must be bad if you're calling me.
Is that Bandy?
The police are already on its way.
We need you Bishop.
Bishop?
Who is Bishop?
Bishop!
Is that a drone?
I just seen gridlock, I think gridlock.
That's gridlock, right?
A new global threat rises and old names on the surface, Bishop, someone we haven't heard
of since Rainbow Six Vegas.
Wait, R6 Vegas?
Holy throwback.
But now someone iconic must step in to fill the hole that Rainbow has left behind.
And that someone is going to-
Wait a minute, Alex.
Let's get to that moment a little bit later.
But first, let's look at this year-
He just adjusts?
No, no, no!
Did he just adjust?
What was that?
And our vision for once-the-climb.
Yeah, that's a H!
After 10 years, see-
Year-11 vision!
All right, lock-in!
Yo, hey, lock-in!
Just still here, because it offers something no other game does.
It rewards teamwork, creativity, and mastery.
Brother look I'm gonna say it bro debate with a wall Rainbow Six Siege in its core
gameplay yes there was anti-cheat problems of course brother Rainbow Six
Siege in its core is the greatest FPS game ever created. It creates those
clutches you talk about for years because every decision matters and every
round is different. For your 11 our vision is clear we're focusing on the
core of Siege the competitive experience that defines this game. And this year is also about
following through on what you've been asking for. What did you say? Don't edge me. Please
tell me how this is the community. Don't edge me dude. Turning your feedback into real changes
that respect Siege's identity and make the experience better. While the future of Siege is
built with you, it's also built on what came before. We will continue to look back to our
roots and be inspired by the rich franchise that started it all, Rainbow Six.
Nice, nice, okay. Nice, nice, nice. Now, I mean I'd be lying to all of you if I didn't
say that I'm nerding out right now about Bishop and how, what his role will be in
the future.
update my god a competitive identity through ranked whoa I missed oh my god
I'm never skipping again I'm never skipping a playlist vision this year is
the focus on 5v5 the experience that you love most in siege and to strengthen
our competitive identity through ranked it's important for us to offer a place
for everyone to enjoy the game no matter how you play sweating it out in
ranked playing casually with friends or jumping into events we've worked very
closely with content creators and members of the community on features
coming this year. So let's start talking about them worked closely with content
creators.
Cat I'm not masturbating I was just hitting my thighs. This is exactly what
I'm talking about bro. Listen to the community dude. It's all gaming companies.
I let's see.
All I did was do what he's got to do.
Ranked isn't just the most played playlist.
It's the primary place players experience siege at its most tactical and competitive
level.
And we know that you've been asking for a simpler and better ranked experience.
So we're building rank 3.0.
Oh my god!
Yes!
Yes!
You're still as your rank
That's all I've been saying to do for the last four years
Since 2022 if you're in silver you play silvers if you're in gold you play gold period
Period I'm tired looking at the leaderboard. It's just a rainbow of ranks. Oh
My god, thank god
massive W, bro
Listen to the crowd. Listen to the crowd, bro.
Do you see how easy it is to keep a game alive if you literally ignore all other factors besides listening to your community?
Listen to the crowd.
Do you hear that? Like, I mean, bro, no hidden MMR, no confusing systems, just pure-
THANK GOD!
Oh my, I was like, okay, they literally could not do another update and I would be satisfied.
They literally don't have to update it else. I'd be satisfied. I'm not even kidding.
I'm not even kidding.
First skill and progression.
Listen to the drums.
In the new Rank 3.0.
Oh my god, that's Ayana. I'm pretty sure I just saw Ayana elite.
And the new...
Down boy!
Rank 3.0
Hey, don't compete!
Your skill is your rank, and what you see is exactly the rank you play at, and matchmaking will adjust accordingly.
Placement matches are coming back, meaning you're...
This is what we wanted! This is what we wanted! This is what we wanted!
Oh my god, this is actually the best update ever. And we're, what, two minutes in?
Boom! Chad, do you hear this guy? Do you hear him?
I'm sorry, you're proving yourself every start of each season.
Bro, placement matches used to be like, they used to be the most intense games ever.
And for the best of the best, champion divisions are being introduced.
Champion five, champion four, and so on.
This is ranked 3.0, accurate, competitive, and rewarding for every player.
And for the players who want to aim for the pinnacle of Siege competition, later this year
we're introducing a new solo queue playlist, The Legend of Israel.
It's like everything I ever wanted.
It's like everything I ever wanted, dude.
It's like everything I ever wanted.
To qualify for this playlist, you will need to meet specific requirements, one of which
is being a champion ranked player.
You'll have some time to achieve this as Legend Division opens mid-season, every season, once
it goes live.
It's a transparent, competitive, MMR leaderboard that shows your exact regional standing.
We're also adding a unique reward for the top 100 players in the playlist, an exclusive
charm featuring your final ranking.
An exclusive charm featuring your final rank?
Oh my, I have to grind this.
work in progress. This is the ideal. And to protect the integrity of this competitive leaderboard,
we will be actively monitoring players who enter and compete in the legend division. Yes. Cheers.
Now, legend division comes with an important guys. This is everything that I said for them to do
for the past two years now. Since 2024, I've been saying champions need something to work for
rather than just hitting champion every single season. The rank system is great for every other
rank because they have something to work for. If you're a champion, you have nothing to work for
with legend divisions and global rankings. This is literally like I had conversations with
developers saying this, literally saying this. Like mapping this out to, I said, you need to have
global rankings and a rank higher than champion for something we were able to push for because
everybody gets champion and they lose all the money to play the game. This is literally what
I said to do for two years.
Fireman on PC, our six shield guards secure platform. It's another layer of protection
that makes it harder for cheats to run. At the end of the day, as well making sure the
the competition is fair, your skill is represented accurately, and the leaderboard is something
that you can trust.
This is amazing.
This is amazing.
They've said two things, and it's all perfect, rank 3.0 and a new rank above champion called
Legends.
Thank God!
On the 30th, we hosted a live stream with a detailed walkthrough of our plans for fire
protection and anti-chief of the year ahead.
The reporting and recap are available on rainbow6.com.
Our moderator will put the link in the chat right now.
We have more side changes coming to our playlist.
You see what happens when you listen to the community,
where I'm like, you've moved money to the side
and you listen to the community.
This is what I like, bro, do you hear the crowd do?
In year 11, and you might have an idea of what's coming.
This, today, we crown Selim Shady, the winner of the 1v1 Xbox Tournament.
Wait, they didn't want to take everybody who participated.
The popularity of 1v1s are growing by leaps and bounds.
Because of this, we're happy to announce that a new arcade mode will feature 1v1s
in year 11.
only that. I also said to do this. Oh my god. We'll be launching a 3v3 arcade
mode later this year as well. Put buttermilk grants on my titties. A 1v1
mode a 3v3 mode ranked 3.0 and a rank above champion called legend I mean
brother this is perfect you really want to hear from you when the arcade modes go
live if this is as big as we think it is we'll support it based on the reception
and see if the demand okay so basically what he's saying is if a lot of
people play the 1v1 mode and the 3v3 mode they might end up releasing
ranked for it is what he sang. That's what it like they might end up having their own
ranked leaderboards but they have to see if people play it. Which I think people
are ranked experiences there too.
I'm telling you adding a 1v1 mode, adding a 2v2 mode, adding a 3v2 mode, give
people other ways of playing the games if it's just them and their friend and
they want to have a good time and not have to get team killed by their
random teammates, have their random teammates play terrible, have the random
teammates come into game chat and drop five slurs in the first 10 seconds, allow
people to play how they want to play. The more freedom you give to
players, the more players you're gonna have. Period end of story. Stop trying to
the biggest problem with this game is they tried to pitch and hold everything
and make everything as competitive as possible. Give players freedom to do
whatever they want. And you will in turn have more plans.
We have to add a little bit of time.
Who loves rank 3.0? Yeah. Yeah. I just want to hear it.
We got him.
He's got his army.
Me, ho.
I don't know.
A lot for coming.
Chatter me like bro.
Guys, this is fantabulous, dude.
Literally fantabulous.
Swear.
Yeah.
Nice good.
Chatter me.
Not a good idea.
Yeah, we're...
Skipping Skipping Skipping Skipping Skipping
Change and many a- BALANCEING BALANCEING BALANCEING
Gadgets to make them more fair and more fun.
The topic is balancing, which is what we call it when we tweak our operators and gadgets to make them more fair and more fun.
Anybody here enjoying Thorne's new razor bloom timer?
Yes, yeah, bro, Thorne needs to be trash.
That change and many-
Now she can actually get killed.
The others are the direct results of what we announced at the Munich Major.
We evolved our philosophy along with your feedback to ensure
balancing decisions continue to go beyond just the data
and bring more excitement to every update.
It's been great to see the reception and we're happy to confirm
and we will continue to move in this direction going forward.
Coming with this philosophy is our new cadence of content.
Each season will be split into four updates, an update every three weeks so you can expect
four balancing changes and two ranked map rotations every season.
In those four balancing updates, two will be major like the one we shipped with Thorn
and two will be refined.
season will also target a specific part of the meta. In Operation 10 Full Pursuit it was our hard
breachers. In season one this year entry and roaming will be the focus. Let's talk more about that
later when we get into season one. The goal is to make balancing changes that shake up the meta,
provide new ways to play, keep the competitive spirit alive, and deploy quality of life improvements.
Still related to the new content cadence, we're also announcing midway through year 11
will be introducing target map updates. Target map updates are ways to fresh and strategy
improve engagements in small but meaningful ways for maps. And we brought a tasty first look.
The first map update will be Villa. It's work in progress, but the attention is to add new wall
breaches, new hatches to drop. Oh, you can breach into the basement now. And even moving
bomb site to basement. What bro they used to not be up bro they used to only be able to
play that in secure area to play the basement but all the bomb sites have been
upstairs that is awesome dude bro they're actually locking in this is
incredible. These map updates will be present every season there isn't a new
map being released. Our new balancing vision, new seasonal cadence and targeted map updates means
more siege, more off. Okay, but are we getting a new map, dude? Like tell it to me straight up. It's
been since 2023. And speaking of more siege, it's time to share a preview of each season and
the standout features that define them. For the first time this Invitational will actually
be starting with the last season of the year and working backwards to end with the season
and y'all be playing in a couple of days.
So let's begin with season four.
Season four, year 11, season four.
So a year from now is all about you,
your squad and the return of an old friend.
We'll get to them in a minute.
But first we'd like to show an update
about that deals with the heart of Siege, team play.
Whether it's after work, school, or in my case,
putting a little one to bed,
there's nothing quite like sitting down
and meeting your friends in a lobby,
ready to climb ranks.
That's why we're excited to announce
the experience, enhance our experience
by introducing the Social Hub.
Your new spot in Siege to squad up.
Wait, you can squad up in the game now?
The Social Hub, you can see all your friends
in one place, right inside the game
and across any platform.
Oh my God.
That is a thousand times better than Ubisoft Connect.
You can screen the players or send or accept squad invites directly in-game.
Additionally, you can see your recently met players from the matches you've completed.
And to help you meet new players, you can invite others into your squad using a shareable code,
without feeling like being friends.
This marks a new beginning as we rebuild the foundation of what we envision for social interactions and siege.
Even more exciting developments are already underway and we look forward to sharing additional details
That's another just great update like I
Don't know if they like hired somebody who came in brother
Everything they're doing is like practical and it's things people actually care about
In season four will also be running a new testing grounds as a reminder
The testing grounds is a playlist where we trial features that may eventually make it into the live game
Your feedback is essential here. It helps us monitor the impact, analyze what works.
Thank you so much for your participation. I don't care about testing grounds.
In the recent Armour and Speed testing ground, especially those of you who push the limits
with juggernaut, Montaigne. We'll be sharing the next steps for Armour and Speed in the
future as there are some changes we want to make based on your feedback. But there are
more changes we want to test. Brace yourselves. Look out, because half
reinforcements are coming to the testing grounds, a new strategic option to change
your defensive setups. This is big and we need your opinion before deploying it
to the game. I'm gonna put a keyboard up my ass. I mean, this is the greatest
day of my life, of my 24 years on this planet. I have never seen seeds with a better update
than this. Oh my God!
So test it, send that feedback when it drops in season 4.
Throughout year 11, as we mentioned before, our focus is on the 5v5 ranked mode. And
with that in mind, we'd like to bring something back. Or rather, someone. Let's just say
He's not very chatty
We are reworking hostage and working closely with community leaders to explore how to bring it back into ranked play
That's what I said to do
Well, all y'all gotta do listen
Make it to where people can play bomb secure area or
Or hostage in ranks they can queue all three at once one at a time
They can just play bomb if they want just play hostage just play scarier brother make ranks more fun
Pros pro league is pro league well, whatever let them have their their fun
Bro, let give players more freedom and you will have more players simple
We'll share more details later this year, bro. That's what I said did it literally if y'all remember
I said to do that, like three times.
The first step is far from everything we have in store.
Season 4 will also see the return of a fan favorite event,
the logo might ring a bell.
And we're pretty sure we'll be happy with that.
Fran Larson!
This mode makes you feel like Arthur Morgan.
We also see the addition of a new attacker secondary gadget.
It's still early to show in action,
but we want to give you a first look at the concept.
New gadget?
This secondary gadget will be shared across multiple operators
and will add even more diversity to loadouts.
Finally, season four, we'll see another operator
secondary drone, interesting.
Remastered and another cross operator weapon.
Now let's move into season three.
We will introduce a brand new long-term progression system
in Siege, operator mastery.
With operator mastery, every operator
can now be leveled up by playing them,
Completing dedicated challenges and reaching clear milestones
Each mastery stage is earned through your performance your time and your dedication with that operator
And as you progress you'll unlock unique ways to show off your expertise. Miho
This is what I'm talking about like this is what I'm saying. Peace with that specific operator
It's not just something you own but something you earn
So whether you made one operator for hundreds of hours or you diversify your approach
Operator Mastery gives your time in Siege more meaning.
Season 3 will also welcome a brand new defender to the Siege roster of operators.
Alright. Who?
New defender?
Whoa, Lockhead Lockhead.
Who wants to see another shield operator?
Okay, okay, okay.
Wait, is this guy serious?
Was expected.
Who wants to see a counter to shield operators?
Yes! Me!
Oh my God!
Yes!
It's too late to reveal them fully, but we asked our friend from Siege Tales to give you a sneak peek of their gadget.
No way!
No fucking way!
This is the best day of my life.
This is like, oh my god.
Oh my god.
Code name, Firework.
Chat, an operator that counters shields, dude?
Yes.
I can hear you're excited for this new shield
countering operator coming in season three.
And this season will also-
Chat, like, let me listen to some Ws in here, dude.
This is insane, dude.
It's insane.
Mark the full rollout of our new seasonal cadence
with Legend Division, targeted map updates,
and I even heard there's a new drone racing event on the way.
Drone racing?
All right, it's time for season two,
and we'll be crowning a new World Champion right here
in just a few hours.
To celebrate the teams that compete,
the Esports tab is getting an upgrade.
Introducing the tier one teams page,
where you can check out the stats
of your favorite players,
Have Chico's KDE or have your favorite team perform on a specific map?
Now, speaking of maps, it's about time we had a brand new map to siege.
Everybody shut the fuck up.
We can't wait for you to play it in season 2.
Everybody shut the fuck up.
Everybody shut the fuck up.
A new map.
And, to make the wait a little easier, we made a teaser for you, and you might recognize it, if you ever played Rainbow Six Vegas.
Oh my gosh.
Oh my god.
It's a casino! It's a casino! It's a casino!
This is what I said!
Would be my dream map a YEAR AGO!
Aquarium? CCTV?
Pool deck?
Bro, oh my, oh my god.
Oh my god.
Pause it there.
Helipad?
Pool deck?
Bro, it looks really nice.
This looks beautiful.
Calypso Casino.
This is just perfect.
I have no other words.
Do y'all remember one year ago when I was talking to Richie about if I were to design
a map, I would look back at what made them popular years ago on Rainbow Six Vegas and
make a casino map. The fact there's not a casino map already is insane. Bro, and they
did it! I'm sure they were already working on it, but oh my god! Jackpot! The Lifster
casino is arriving in Siege. This new map is a tribute to the amazing Vegas games from
Rainbow's past. You'll find slot machines, blackjack tables, and plenty of Easter eggs.
And best of all, it's coming in ranked day one.
What about Season 2's Operator Remastered?
This operator has been through hell with everything that Kari's Legion has done.
But in Remastered, she's become sharper, more dangerous, and far more aggressive.
Gone are the days of her mass spam calls.
Doki B is this season's remastered operator.
She will bring the same kind of impactful change that we saw with Thatcher.
We're evolving her ability into something more situational
that will reduce the frustration she has caused over the years,
but still keep the essence of her gadget.
Doki B can no longer target all defenders at once.
She's adopted a more personal and targeted approach.
Yo, people are booing.
I mean, I get it.
It's just, Doki B is so strong though.
It's so obvious.
She's also getting a brand new primary weapon,
and you'll get a sneak peek of it
on the full roadmap breakdown at the end of the reveal.
We also want to mention that this time,
the weapon won't be locked behind the battle pass
and will be available to multiple operators
when it's released for free.
No more early access on weapons.
And they're not money-grubbing.
I mean, wow.
This is a beautiful day for CEDE, bro.
The world.
Season 2 will also bring two more key features, Rank 3.0, which Chris spoke about earlier,
and native mousing keyboard support for console players, giving them a legitimate path to
play with PC players.
Oh man, you motherfuckers had it coming, dude.
You motherfuckers had it coming.
m&k that stuffs them in lobbies with pc players bro you may as well just bend over and give
them the lubricant while you're out of it i mean bro pc players are gonna have more frames
and less input today have fun ziming now bro anyone trying to bypass most trap will be banned
nice guys
Now, is this like a dream or something?
This is the best update ever.
There is one season we have yet to cover.
There's a reason why we left season one until the end.
It's a season unlike any other.
Let's set the tone.
So this is in two weeks.
This is the season that's coming out in two weeks.
Operators on another level they train hard and the recruitment into rainbow
proves their talent and skill are exceptional but rainbow is no more and
this new operator is already a legend one who needs no introduction new
new operator, new operator, new operator
Bravo 6, coming down
That window is closing, you only get one shot
Stand still sir
New operator, new operator
What's your ETA?
I'm here.
Look at that gun.
Look at that gun.
That's a new gun.
Oh my god, Jake and Borg!
Wait, who is this unknown slayer?
I know a mugger when I see one.
Look at the bone structure.
Wow!
Holy mug!
Oh my do you see that mug? Do y'all see that? Oh my god!
Sam Fisher holy aura. Alright I said it bro, this is their best update ever. I don't even
like I'm so happy as a human being right now dude. I'm on cloud nine. Wait a minute.
So it looks like he has an ability where like he has a pad where you can see where people
are close to him.
Snake is coming permanent just cinema. I just said a key to Rambo six siege a true
legend he's joining zero in the iconic operator class Snake joins us in season
one with the standalone story in which zero asks him to help with the personal
mission we like to take a moment and thank our friends at Konami for their
trust and their close collaboration that made this partnership possible
We'd also like to thank David Hader for recording with us, a legend in his own right, and the
official English voice actor for Snake & Siege.
Everything in this season is connected to Solid Snake and the Metal Gear Solid franchise,
starting right from the season's name, Operation Silent Hunt.
It all kicks off on March 3rd.
March 3rd!
So let's focus on the man himself.
You've been waiting to see what he brings to the table.
Let's get into it.
We're going to show what he does.
We're going to show what he does.
Jake is an iconic infiltration specialist,
famous for his ability to adapt
to whatever situation comes his way.
And of course, he's bringing that versatility to Siege
with one of the most unique combination
of abilities you've ever seen.
That's right, abilities, plural.
Over the years, Snake has used countless gadget controls to get the job done, but for an infiltration specialist, nothing is more valuable than intel.
Snake brings that in spades with the Soliton Radar Mark III.
This version of Snake's famous radar comes in a handheld format.
Pressing the ability button pulls it up and provides Snake with a view of his immediate surroundings.
But that's not all.
the ring on his interface represents is the way so he can see I mean he can see
like two rooms over detection radius and we'll warn him about nearby threats
green means all clear yellow means an active CCTV camera and red means an
enemy operator is nearby the radar works on a battery system and recharges
were not in use. That looks fucking broken. While he has the radar equipped, he can retrieve
more intel by activating its precision mode. This pinpoints nearby enemy threats and indicates
what direction they're looking. Be warned though, enemies detected will know that they're
being watched. Okay. That's good.
Make Soliton mark three is a great tool for recon taken map control extremely fast and laying the groundwork for himself and his allies. His primary gadget is of course to be reckoned with. But of course so
He has the twitch F2 low death those of you who are fans of the atrocious aim
Whoever that dev is needs to lock it on t-hunt. Good god. Yes franchise might recognize. He's bringing some
Did I just see what I think that I just saw
Of course so is his loadout those of you who are fans of the MTS franchise
That's a vertical grip on the F2. I'm not crazy right chat? That is a vertical grip on the F2.
Y'all see that?
Bro, to explain it simpler, the F2 is going to have way less recoil now on Snake.
Guys might recognize he's bringing, wow, some familiar pieces of hardware.
is primary weapons of choice are the f2 and the PMR 90 a2 whoa whoa that's a
new gun that is a new gun now no sneaking mission is complete without a good
handgun and for his time with rainbow snake is bringing the new tacit 45 it's
suppressed that's so sexy this pistol comes pre-kitted with an embedded
reflex sight and suppressor it's quiet packs a punch making an ideal weapon
Now you might be wondering, what will he be bringing in terms of secondary gadgets?
However, I mean, fully equipped has never really been his style.
Instead, Snake will be taking the on-site procurement approach.
At the start of the round, he can pick up gadgets?
He only brings one use of any attack or grenade type gadget or a single breach charge.
He does not start with a full inventory.
Instead, he scavenges utility during the match.
operators drop pouches that Snake can collect to gain an additional secondary
gadget. He can select which secondary he will look for while scavenging and which
gadget to use with the switch ability mode input. This gives you a level of
flexibility you normally just don't have in Siege. You can read the round,
adjust on the fly and pull the right tool at the right moment. That
resourcefulness is the very essence of this iconic operator. Snake is a
that three speed one health operator three speed as well oh okay this guy's
gonna this guy's gonna be insane but I'm glad though like I hate when they've
released horrible operators because no one uses them I want them to release
bro make a broken operator and then if you have to nerf him nerf him whatever
but don't make an operator that's so bad that no one's gonna use it's so
simple but like some of the opposite release are horrible which means he's
more than capable of sneaking around quickly. Snake is fast, decisive, and adaptable.
Brother, that is a vertical grip on the F2. Which, like, I already know people are going to pick Snake
just because of that. Dude, the F2 is one of the most loved guns in the history of this game,
and it's never had a vertical grip. Now that it has a vertical grip, the recoil is going to be
way easier on it, and it's still going to have one of the fastest fire rates in the game.
Let's say he's pretty good.
He's the man you send in when you
want to clear the objective and get the job done.
Though he usually operates alone,
he's more than capable of bringing his talents
to a team with devastating effects.
I mean, this is going to be such a fun character to use.
My god.
He can pick up gadgets from around the map
from any of the nine dead operators.
He has a unique secondary that only he has.
That's a big suppressed pistol that looks sexy.
He has an F2 with the vertical grip.
He has an ability where he can see enemies
through walls close by him.
Like this is just gonna be sick and he mocks.
And one last thing, if you look closely,
you can see something different about Snake's loadout.
The grips have all been reintroduced for the F2.
And that sets up a great segue
into our first major balancing update in season one
because yes, there'll be another one mid-season.
As mentioned before, this season's meta will focus on entry and roaming, aligning closely with Snake's gadget.
And who better than Scopos to take on the roaming role?
Scopos and her V10 Pantheon shells are getting some upgrades.
The shells will move faster and hit harder.
The shells will now be considered three-speed, one-health operators, and Scopos can swap her shells faster.
In addition, the swap cooldown time has also been reduced from three seconds to half a second.
Oh, and one more thing, the shells, they had the hydraulics tuned in their arms.
They can now destroy soft, destructible surfaces.
What?!
What?!
Just like a Rooney.
Oh my god, oh my god.
They gave Skopo's a Rooney's ability, and allowed her to teleport faster.
The observation blocker secondary gadgets will now deploy faster from 2.5 seconds down to 1 second,
letting defenders place them quickly so they can have more time to focus on the rest of the setup
and maybe go roaming. We'll also be making changes to operators like Ella, Alibi, Amaru, Ying,
and Florez. You can check out the patch notes for the full list of updates. To finish...
Hi, but do we have the patch notes? Do we have them?
Targeted update to shields. Defenders will have a bit more breathing room starting in year 11,
season one because shield users will no longer be able to dash through full health barricades.
This is the biggest deal in competitive r6 history right now what he just said.
Rewind.
Being in year 11 season one because shield users will no longer be able to dash through
full health barricades.
Thanks.
Thank God.
I don't know who okayed the idea of having a shield fly through a window and then punch
somebody in the face.
But thank God.
I said to get rid of that two years ago.
This will slow down assaults and give defenders more time to react to the situation.
Thank God.
Season one is also bringing a brand new in-game event inspired by Metal Gear Solid, redacted
is a new god
bad timing on that we could have probably chose a different word
good god
new limited time infiltration event
we're snaking i mean chat really bad timing
really bad timing on that
i feel bad because they probably had this planned out for like
a month or so or like two months zero put together a team of elite operators
to recover stolen data really bad time it's time for tactical espionage
action.
Whoa, what is this, what is this?
Who is that?
Who the fuck is she?
Is that Ash?
This is Snake.
We've infiltrated the facility and are making our way to the access terminal to duplicate
the data.
I love his voice. I love his voice.
Who the fuck is this? Who the fuck? Who the fuck is this?
Who is that?
Redacted is a French 4v4 game mode and yes, it will introduce a collection of exclusive
skins like Jackal as Grey Fox or Ash as Meryl.
And the event isn't the only place where you'll find exclusive MGS skins.
Me-ho.
This is just gorgeous.
Some classic characters have infiltrated the battle pass as well.
And in this very special battle pass, you will find two packs that contain something very cool.
Who wants to see what's inside?
Me! Me! Me! Me! Me! Let's do a pack opening together.
Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!
Um, sorry to... do that to say black eyes?
This actually feels like if I had freedom of the game for a year, this is like everything
I would do I'm not like this this insane this I'm gonna come in my pants
Green black eyes
Colored black eyes are coming to see
Different colors will go oh my god available in those packs and personally my favorite is the pink one
There's a pink black eye, say it's where we got them.
I mean, this is guys, this is insane, this is insane.
Now, we have some announcements about Duelfront.
Year 11, Season 1 will be Duelfront's last season before being removed.
Again, this is what I said to do for two years, or for a year, for a year.
This helps us better align with you and our main objective, to focus on the 5v5 experience.
But before we see Dual Front close its doors, we aim to send it off in style.
As Chris mentioned, there's a lot going on in Siege with this incredible Metal Gear
Solid collaboration.
The team went one step further to include a new assignment for Dual Front that should
speak to all the MGS fans out there.
To spot a few references to the game and self is going to be key.
And while you're playing, you'll have the opportunity to earn all the rewards.
Me help, me help.
We don't care about Doolfrump, okay.
Ladies and gentlemen, that is the individual greatest roadmap I've ever, like, after today
and watching that 30 minute update, this is the most hopeful I've ever been at this
game.
Ever.
Do we, like, bro, did anybody make, like, a bulletin?
board of all the things they did. Guys keep watching okay?
Have I released through dual front including a new one?
There's only two seconds left maybe I didn't...
Oh no no no sorry sir.
Set for this season.
Oh there's five minutes left I'm tweaking.
Final opportunity for those of you who may have missed the chance of tiny
rewards in the past. All dual from rewards earned before year 11 season one
or during, are yours to keep even after the mode is removed.
And though Dual Front will be removed,
the work done by the team for the mode will not be lost.
And in fact, we as players have already and will continue to benefit from their efforts.
For a few examples, the Assault One Hereford and Wild Card events,
the Clearhouse playlist, offers like Aurora and even Solid Snake,
were only possible with key technology that was developed for and through Dual Front.
This experimental take on Siege has been the work of what we call internally the LGM cell.
So allow me to thank them for their incredible effort in breaking boundaries, challenging
designs and pouring their creativity into it.
So, jump in and try out the new assignment, have fun and earn those rewards.
Focusing on the core experience is the mission statement for us this year.
you can see that in the full year 11 roadmap right here.
Oh, here we go.
Every season.
Here we go, here we go, here we go.
Every major feature all in one place.
Two new operators, including Solid Snake.
Yo, season two, just looking at this right here,
is going to be the most played season of Siege
in fucking years.
Right, 3.0, new map, also there'll be a new operator
in the game, Snake by that time.
New weapon, mouse and keyboard support on console,
PC matchmaking, three modernized maps.
I mean, that is going to be the most played season of Siege
in years, I like that it's incredible.
Bro, people have been asking for Rank 3.0 since 2022.
I mean, Rank 2.0 is a disaster.
A brand new map, Rank 3.0 and Legend Division,
more and bigger balancing updates and a new content
Wait, and Legend Division Season 3, I kind of like how they're spreading it out and not doing it all in one season.
Bro, so Season 3 we have Legend Division, Season 2 Rank 3.0, Season 1 new operator.
We're also doubling down on the systems that protect the integrity of your matches, as anti-cheat remains one of our top priorities.
This roadmap is a clear view of what's coming, but there's also some flexibility built in with smaller features and quality life improvements.
and some surprises coming as the year unfolds.
Year 11 is about strengthening the 5.5 core siege experience.
We're committed to delivering on this
and making sure siege stays true to what you love.
That's right, year 11 is just around the corner
and as you know, we love keeping a surprise for the end.
We're happy to announce starting in year 12,
we'll be going back to four new operators per year.
Yes! This is what we wanted! This is what we needed!
That's one new operator each season. This is something you've been asking for, and we've got some great ideas cooking, so we're very excited to make that happen.
Brother, all you have to do to keep a game good is add all they got to do to make it to year 20 is every season, a new operator and then every year to new maps. So you got to be your player base will grow like that's all like this dual front all this craziness with all these modes.
People are here because there's millions of people who genuinely believe this is
the best FPS experience you can get. It's 5v5 Call of Duty Search and Destroy on
steroids. The gunfights are amazing, the operator synergies are amazing. That's
when you play the game. People play your game for a reason. Don't try to go and
do all these different crazy things. Focus on, okay, people love our operators,
people love our maps. Let's make new maps and new operators. Period! It's
all you gotta do.
I'd like to thank everyone for watching the year 11 reveal.
We could not...
That is the greatest reveal.
Year 10 was a fucking disaster.
Year 11, this was amazing.
Be more excited about next year.
With the future of Siege looking so bright, I've made the announcement that this will
be my last SI as creative director on Siege.
It has been an absolute honor being a part of this experience and I'll continue being
a dedicated player to Siege.
It's going to go to Joshua Mills then.
I feel optimistic because I know that this each team is committed to making this.
Well, yeah, it's not live anymore.
Okay, you can climb it, whatever.
The best game in the world.
And I also know that the next creative director to take up the lead is the most passionate,
caring person, who believes in this game and wants to do his best every day to build Siege
in the game you all want it to be.
Please join me in thanking the new creative director of Siege, Joshua Mills.
This is a surreal moment for me to come from the crowd as a player and a fan to
be standing here now with all of you and with both of you.
I had to do what I've always done since joining Siege, which is to serve this game,
our team and the community and the community to the best of my ability.
Alex, thank you for everything you've done, man.
Oh, he might cry, chat. This guy's pretty awesome. I'm not gonna lie.
We will forever be part of the legacy of SEED, and it's an honor to stand alongside you.
To everyone here and those watching online, we'd like to thank you for tuning in,
and we'll see you in-game when Operation Silent Hunt launches on March 3rd.
Let's get to that grand finale.
Oh shit finals is going right now. We should probably watch that.
Chat, dude.
I just want to give a closing statement because it was a lot of stuff to unpack.
Look dude, it's really fucking simple bro.
Um, I've said this for years, I'm going to say this, bro, that was everything that I and the community have been asking for for probably years now, like people have been completely people been completely against rank 2.0 since it came out and then they made it even worse with the hidden in a more bullshit.
Now, what your rank is, is what you play against. If you're silver, you play silver. It doesn't matter if you were diamond nine months ago. If you're silver, you play silver.
Also, this is a big reason why placement matches are so important and why ranked 2.0 was so shit. For example, me, right? I'm never even going to play against silvers or golds, because I'm probably going to get placed in like, flat, right?
On the first day of the season, I'll get placed in black.
If I go 10-0, which I probably will just get like a fucking god stack and we'll sweat our balls off,
but like, that's the beauty of it.
The problem rises with, I might have got a rant about ranked 2, but it's done.
They finally listened.
Also, 1v1 mode, I've been asking for that forever.
3v3 mode, I've been asking for that forever.
Hostage coming back to ranked, I've been asking for that forever.
New operators, been asking for that forever.
New map and asking for that forever new rank above champion legend division been asking for that forever
Like this is beautiful. This is literally like update that I would do like if I was them. This is what I would do
Also cherry on top black ice packed. I mean
Like this is beautiful, bro. This is beautiful. I mean, it's amazing
It's literally amazing guys on everything. I love I've watched them do these reveals
for years. This is the best reveal they've ever done by far. By fucking far.
Like it's not even close. They're finally pulled their head out of their ass and
they finally focused on okay what do our players actually care about. Ranked,
operators and maps. Period. That's what our players care about. That's what we're
gonna do. Ranked more than anything. Ranked is like the most played, the
most important. I can talk about this for 10 hours. But let's watch the Grand Finals,
bro. Let's watch the Grand Finals. What's the score?
Two maps up in the series. It's 2-0, 2-0. Chad, imagine we see a reverse sweep. Imagine we see
a reverse sweep, dude. Who's up? Who's up? Who's up? Chad, secret? 10 years of experience
playing for so long so many got there and says those chance were face-clenced
they don't have a good record on it is a brand new map anything can happen here it
doesn't get much better than this a six-invitational grand final the
opportunity I'm guessing phases winning because it's 60% prediction that's
what we're here for fortress chat it is phase winning
look at the patch notes um hi guys hi guys can you put up the patch notes
please. Faces up two to zero. Yeah, let me just glaze this face team really quick. In
the last three, six invitations, this is how they've placed. Mind you, the sixth
invitation was the top 20 teams in the world every year. Second, first, and now
they're about to get first again. Faces the best R16 in the last five years
by far. They think to me here is what side of the strategical book. All right,
I'm going to go tinkle high-fives, pull up those patch notes, Papa.
We're all stable. We're going to swing.
Chad, hope that if you see a reverse sweep, that'll be crazy.
I don't know if it's anywhere near the bottom side, or will it be?
Okay, we're down to 0-2.
Let's stop playing a bit more calculated, a bit smarter, a bit safer in the server.
It's such a hard question to answer if you're a player from secret, though.
When you're backs against the wall, are you going to choke?
Are you going to lash out?
I was told you're still being so undefined.
There's so much up in the air, right?
There's a very high chance.
We'll see some that have not seen just yet operate a pick,
the bombs that execute away into the building.
Secret is still smiling for now.
I think it had that classic talk when you're down 0-2.
Guys, we got nothing to lose.
It's all on them.
It is all on them.
I have a confession to make.
Last night, into the early hours of the morning,
I was playing table tennis with June from team season.
So you're the reason why they're losing.
No, June told me every single match he has played here at the tournament,
especially through that low bracket.
He's been playing table tennis until the early hours of the morning beforehand.
And he's pretty good.
I got to add, and I was playing doubles with him.
We were playing against the Aussie casters and we were down like six something.
We were down pretty bad, right?
Not too dissimilar to where Secret 5 themselves right now.
And I made some offhand remark and June put me out and said, no,
round by round, point by point.
That's all that matters.
That's a winner's mentality.
Did you come back?
And we did come back.
Oh!
We did eventually lose the series, but I went for a sec.
So I can secretly find one map at a time,
because just getting one on the board,
avoiding that awful 0-3, that also counts as something.
And when you're playing in a big stage like this,
with a big crowd supporting you, you
want to play for as long as possible, win or lose.
How good is the team's secret mental?
I'm about to wrap up.
What a day, chat, what a day, what a day!
What a day!
What a day, chat, what a day!
What a day!
All right, phase versus secret.
It's already 2-0.
This is looking like a 3-0 sweep.
I'm not even going to hold you.
Now, secret does have a player by the name of Jume, who is arguably like the best player
in the world right now.
Definitely the best player in Europe, besides Scotland.
And the Brazilians, as the Blackbeard spotted, too worried about his bow?
It warps off the head of the King!
That's June!
But handy!
That's June right there, bro!
That's June, man!
Big time for Sayes!
Team Secret are given no quarter!
Yeah, I mean, on some real shit about...
Secret's chance of winning this is...
They're already down 2-0.
They're playing against the best team in the world.
I would say they have about a 1% chance,
no, 5% chance of winning.
And I don't mean the map,
I mean, winning this whole best of five.
They're already down too well.
I think Zykerik in a soft wall.
Phase is so, like phase is so good.
But then again, bro, I don't know what it is.
But ever since the shield meta formulated in like 2023,
2024, the Brazilian teams have been like running R6,
literally in the old days,
Like back when like G2 and Penta were around, Europe kind of ran R6 like Europe had all the best players best teams. Now it's just Brazil, bro.
Jeff, you want to know a little fun fact in the last three, six invitations.
If they win today, all three of the winners have been Brazilian teams. All Brazilian. That is crazy.
like Brazil is like they are the best at R6 dude it is Brazil is so good at R6
I'm a boarder tonight
I'm so excited for the future of CEG I've never been this optimistic
about the game ever until I see that. I mean it's like every season there's just shit to look forward to.
I mean I've never been this optimistic about siege ever, bro. Chat, what is y'all's favorite
update out of all the things they just announced? Because they just announced like 20 things.
What is y'all's favorite thing they just announced? For me I'm going to say rank 3.0.
Ranked 3.0, Black Ice Packs, the casino, yeah.
For me, bro, I'm going to say Ranked 3.0.
That is incredible.
Literally incredible.
Five people.
Dude, FaZe is just dominating.
You make out first six.
and deny them information. There's no Valkyries, there's no Echo, there's nothing to any trap operators.
Dude, FaZe is just dominating. You make out first pick. As you know, the most important kill in
Siege is the first kill of the round. Can he take down Mowgli?
Andy needs to be shot down. It's up to no one to finish him off, but he does.
Brody Southcourt, they are with the 4S. He 4S'd him as his teammate's one, but that is,
That is a lot.
They're so good.
Bro, and like, here's the other thing dude.
Faze has had the exact same lineup for years.
VitaK, Handy, Soul, Cybers, KDS, like...
They're just broken.
wait is souls new souls might be new
thumbs up rickus flashbangs or simply cut it off
just wait for them to swing
money of time on the clock here for phase and a big entry for kanias
it's over
this is what happens when you play phase bro
faster with one but souls looks to confirm that plant
he needs to find the seconds bro it's it's over boys
and phase clan continue dominating
I might just hop on rocket league dude. This is it's only gonna get worse. It's only gonna get worse
Chat about the ball should we watch this or hop on a rocket? This is bad. It's two to zero and it's two to zero
I'm out
They's a pig in a part one by one
You must take it if I can chat about it just it's there. They're getting coach
You watch the chat. Should I play siege?
We do have a rock league tournament at six today. It might be good to play rock league. I'm kind of feeling ranky. Thank you
will be one outside
It feels like all right run up all
Sort of champion on siege. I'm currently diamond to
watch si or rock league run up all three options turn to
For leadership the team secret, but this is the first grand final. So down with it, bro
They're so fucking down with that.
I like, I don't want to keep saying this, but it's like, bro, they have made it to three
consecutive SI Grand Finals.
Anyone that plays this game knows how fucking inconsistent it is and anyone can be anyone
on any given day. Bro, they're so consistent, they've made it to three consecutive six-invitational
grand finals. That is disgusting. Literally disgusting. Good God. That is insane. I would
love to watch Grands of Secret Kin Reverse Suite. That would be cinema, but I just don't
see it happening. I think we watched this map no matter what and see what happens.
That's what I think. If secret wins, we keep watching. If phase wins, obviously it's over.
I've never watched a pro league game on fortress.
waiting for you right there on the corner
the answer is they see so much off the road he's gonna try to drop information
in a place they know that patience is a virtue that he needs to get them a payday
it's nice to have one more game is to try and help out these corals cars like KDS
phase restabilize immediately after losing the OP engagement
What a bad peek by Vita. You should be quick peeking there. You should never be slow peeking.
Horrible peek.
If you slow peek, you're just going to get perspective killed every time.
Bro, the thing is, Jume is in a really good position to get some kills right now.
Which one is going to be clear bro? They have no idea to maze ratting over here
Forced that jump down and it should be one him, but the thing is to never drop. He has to bet oh, no
They know
They just do good this position all day. Oh, they know exactly where he is the trove comes in confirms it
June how does he get out of this? He got thrown to the movie once time
Cyber coming up from one side hanging behind this and he's watching first and strikes true
Yo, see, you're my witness, bro!
It's KDS with the user in hand that will fall on the bomb site!
It is.
Here comes Smoke Bates.
Stolen out one angle and all of the other.
Word to get a 3v2.
Oh!
2v2 on us.
A big entry from Hanne.
He had a nuclear console in between.
Will you check the corner?
No!
He finds Noah!
He brings him back into the conversation.
Adrian Kanola!
They're dancing!
Hanne!
All right, it's over we can get on Rocket League we can get on Rocket League they had a 3v2
scenario yeah look at the coach he's just like me whole he's like at least we got second
you know what I'm saying chat the coach is like you know what bro we'll take second place
Wait, chat, what is the ball?
What is the ball?
What is the ball?
What is the ball?
It's R6?
Sort of a champ.
But, okay, I'll get it on.
Rocket League at like five so we can warm up for the tournament.
Dude, chat.
I'm all four being humbled.
Yeah, yeah, whatever.
Chat, I have been shitting on people in ranked.
Bro, Jack, I play siege off stream every day.
Bro, I literally have just been sitting on Brava and just clutching every round.
Listen, here's the thing, if we're gonna do solo to champ, I need it to lag.
So what I'm gonna do is, I'm gonna stop stream, it's not gonna actually stop, it's gonna keep going.
The screen's gonna go blue for like 10 seconds.
And then I'll be back.
Is that a side mentor is it yes, it's from last year
Jack I'm gonna end for I'm not gonna add the screen's gonna go blue for 10 seconds, and then I'll be back. All right
BRB I like
This entire season with the ultimate goal of solo queue into champ I've been going literally
off like bro let me show you on my r6 tracker you got prepared to be prepared to be flabbergasted
Guys, prepare to be absolutely flabbergasted.
Guys, look at my R6 tracker.
Okay, matches.
23 kills, 13 deaths.
That's just today.
Chad, I was playing this morning, you could see.
I told you, I've been grinding this game.
One hour ago, two hours ago.
Chad, look, 7-5, 8-2, 8-6, 4-1, 3-1, 8-2, 5-6, 8-3, 6-2.
guys I have gone negative one time in my last one two three four five six seven
eight nine games I've gone negative one time in my last nine games and I went
five and six that like dude I am look at my KDs of my last three solo queue
sessions. 1.7, 2.08, 3.50. We're getting champion today! Not tomorrow! Not yesterday! We're getting
champion today!
Bro, I wonder if my pulse glasses came in. Jeff, because I went completely bald and have
no eyebrows I bought the OG poles glasses oh my god they did come in they
did come in they did come in oh my god wait let me check let me check and see if
they're on the counter chat my glasses came in we are here we are here
I'm not sure if I should be able to do that.
I'm not sure if I should be able to do that.
I'm not sure if I should be able to do that.
Jack, what the freak?
Jack, what the freak?
I didn't see you on the dinner.
Guys, I'm so happy, dude.
year 11 of siege actually has potential.
Like 2026 has potential to be siege's best updates ever.
Presently like, bro, I'm so happy.
Like during the day did everything the community
said to do, bro.
They deleted dual front.
They add in brand 3.0 for adding in new ops.
They're having black ice packs.
They're having a new maps.
And then they said, in year 12,
they're gonna do a new operator every season.
My dear, that's insane.
That is incredible.
That is incredible.
Chad, I couldn't find my glasses.
Wait, what's up with my voice?
Voice, voice, vape voice?
Hear the area, keep the bombs protected.
Five, five, five, five, five, five, five, five, five, five.
Bro, you motherfucker! It's not a fake voice chat, you motherfucker!
Highbives, fix it! Fix it!
Highbives, tilt the camera three degrees upwards or you're fine.
Let's face the rainbow, 6-7.
Jack! Now, here's the goal for today's stream. We solo queue to Champion, right here, right now, and then we win that Rock-a-League Tournament at 6PL. Come on!
Off for it. Locate it above. Get ready to engage.
Hi, guys! Hi, guys! I don't look anything like that, idiot!
I can't see the show. I can't see the show for the life of me.
Sit down, bitch!
How many drones do these motherfuckers got?
Good God!
Fuck!
I mean, I shot eleven!
Did I- Like, did I not?
Did I knock you to 11 drones?
Fuck!
Gavin, they give her to Twitch fan's subscription.
Saki, they give her to T-Roy.
Tronist, they give her to T-Roy.
I'm gonna text my mom.
Saki, text your mom.
Oh, that's a beat.
Oh, that's a beat.
Oh, that's a beat.
Oh, that's a beat.
Oh, that's a beat.
Oh, that's a beat.
Oh, that's a beat.
Yeah, you shot the same drone 11 times?
No I didn't.
Maybe like four times.
Maybe like four times, bro.
Shut up!
I've not shot the same drone 11 times.
Shut the hell up!
Legitimately.
Hi guys.
Why are people saying real voice?
Hi guys.
Yo, chat.
not the day. High-fives, today is not the day. Good day! Good day! Nice! Nice! He's in! He's in! Behind you! He's in!
We're solo queueing the champion today. Mark my words.
We're solo queueing a champion today, mark my words.
Nice guys!
That's how we play.
Dude, that's how we play.
Questionable lane.
I'm not going to lie.
Questionable lane, but we'll take the kill.
Dude, I legitimately have no eyebrows sweet mother of pearl. I mean, this is probably the most chop I've ever been
This is probably the most chop ever
Hey, Jinxie, can you do a penis reveal?
So, let's explain exactly how you want to plan that out.
So I do a stream where I do a penis reveal, okay?
And then what's the end game?
Brother, what's the end game?
I just get banned on Twitch and you never see me again.
We're not doing a penis reveal.
Show the headset yet?
I'm not gonna show it, because...
Well, because first off, there's nothing to show.
So, first off, there's nothing to show.
Maybe post it on Twitter?
Yo, bro, we're not doing a penis reveal.
Period, end of story.
Secure the bomb.
This guy said maybe post it on Twitter.
Are you a dumbass?
We're not doing a dick reveal.
End of story!
Hey, GenC, nice hair.
Thanks, bro. Much love, dude. Appreciate the positivity.
You just got no scope!
Dude, I just know scope is drone. Did you see that?
Chat I guarantee you I get a C4 kill this round listen call me a liar if I'm wrong I guarantee you I get a C4 kill
Hey, Jinxy, I didn't know my balls could stream
Come on get it get your licks in now get your licks in let's do it get your licks in
hold on chat my mom is taxing me my mom is just taxing me
Wait, how'd he get from there to there?
I forgot you could do that.
That's the coolest human being I've ever played against.
That's the coolest human being I've ever played against.
I forgot you could go from window to window by crossing the wall.
That is the coolest, smartest human being I've ever matched up against.
Oh my god.
Hey, Jinxie, I didn't know eggs could stream.
Yeah, brother.
The thing is bro, okay these kids are good, these kids are good.
Saying you didn't know eggs could stream, it's not creative or funny.
It's not creative or funny.
It's not creative or funny.
You know what I'm saying?
You didn't know eggs could stream.
Wow bro, you're hilarious.
Bro looks worse every day.
Secret is coming back.
You know what bro, if it goes to map five, I'll watch it.
It doesn't go to the map five.
Chop me.
You look hilarious.
I laughed.
Oh, Cox, what's up, bro?
Hey, Jinxie, I just came.
Okay, next chat.
You gonna try to look less ugly this year?
Yeah, bro, I'm locking in now.
I told y'all in the TikTok, that's my last ever haircut.
Last whatever.
Hey, Jinxy, maybe do a penis reveal on kick.
Yeah, bro, I'm not ever gonna do a penis reveal, guys.
Guys, there's never gonna be a point in time in my life where I do a penis reveal.
Okay. I don't care how many times you guys ask me,
Oh, Jinxy, do a penis reveal. What about Twitter? What about Instagram?
Not on any social media platform? Not at any point in my life?
I can't just remain a chapter.
Get out of the way.
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!
On the end, close the door.
I think I'm in here, I need to go find the bonus.
I need to go find the bonus.
Oh, here he lies. I've got a mess you will find in the house.
Stop the heavy loss, Jesus.
I've got a mess. I've got a lunatic son.
I've got a fooling wild guard. Please stop him.
I've got a mess.
I ask it. It's normal, no it's not. It's animal.
About 80 greatest player, 226.
Toss.
Jazz will be called a rat headache.
This will be called a rat headache.
High-fives. Touch the mic again. I'm gonna sock you with the- high-fives.
I'm got you, sweet-fiving. I'm got you, sweet-fiving. Oh! Oh! Oh! There's not a singular drone, but
a yellow thing to me there's not a singular trove but a yellow thing to me
Brother-Man, made it really go fuck yourself!
Fuck!
Put it up, I'm off Texan.
Wait, my glasses are here. Oh my god.
Guardian. Chad, I'll be right back.
Chad, I'll be right back.
Chad, do y'all shave your pits?
Yes or no.
Ladies and gentlemen.
Is your drone to locate a bomb?
It's dirty yet.
It's such a good boy.
I really want to have music on right now,
but on the other side of it, it's like,
then I have to add it on YouTube.
But dude, oh my god.
Chat, is this, why is Highbives calling?
Yo, Highbives, what could you possibly be calling about?
What'd you say?
How's it going, Ravaz?
10 seconds to go.
Tonight, we have to run a well-oiled machine, okay?
Listen, Ron has to be somewhere tonight.
He has to be at the airport.
So we have to run a tight schedule, understood?
In, out.
So, what are the games tonight? It's a field story, right?
Who is it you think you're talking to right now?
You know who this is?
Two things.
Scatter, I am not the endanger, Scatter.
I am the danger.
A guy opens the door and gets shot and you think that I'm the end-a-bomb.
No.
I am the one who knocks!
Yes, Highbives! It'll be in and out!
It's not a local psych ward, dude!
Highbives! We'll be in and out!
Yoooooooooooo!
I need to put a shirt on dude. God I need to put a shirt on. I need to put a shirt on.
I didn't put a shirt on, chat. Fuck!
Can I get a Liverpool shirt?
Liverpool!
Liverpool shirt, dude!
Oh, fuck, it's green!
Oh my god!
Now chat's gonna say Elf motor!
Alright, let's watch out.
Peek it because you're undisciplined and shit.
fuck! god damn it!
bro that was so weird of us. they're so bad, they're so undisciplined. that was so weird
of us dude. yeah chat, L floater, yup. yo dumbasses, I'm not floating. guys, I'm not
floating okay yeah have eyes I can see I'm wearing a Liverpool kid you I'm not
floating I'm not floating it's just a kid hi-fives it's a kid I'm not floating
chat have you ever been no so have you ever been no so have you ever been no
Oh, so.
All right.
I go positive eight out of nine matches off stream.
I play on stream and somebody prefires me
behind a desk without a drone.
Good old rainbow six siege.
They have a yellow thing on me,
yet there wasn't a singular drone on me.
All right.
Right!
Right!
Right!
Yeah, bro, nice yellow ping, ass wipe.
To locate a bomb.
Go to a psych ward.
Shut the fuck up.
Mr. Piggy, thank you for the drive.
Tuesday, thank you for the 2-1.
I, thank you for the 2-1.
Dude, I'm like YouTube, YouTube.
I might have to end on YouTube just because I want to get music on.
Just because I want to get music on.
YouTube, I'm sorry.
Look, dude, YouTube, I'm sorry I'm about to end on YouTube.
But I will go back live for the 2v2 tournament that you're about to watch.
I will go back live later.
But I gotta get music on.
It's a musical day.
He just saved. They actually saved Zeke, bro.
All right, I'm on proud of him, let's lock in.
But I'll play the rest of this game on YouTube,
but after I'm gonna be on Twitch for the next three hours.
And then I'll be back on YouTube later.
You're one up and running.
All right, it's time to actually lock in.
Yeah, look, Liverpool, Liverpool get.
Real one stuff.
Yeah!
I guarantee you this guy's never seen this glitch spot.
Yeah, but what if I were to win?
You know, a lot of people in life ask themselves,
well, what if I fail?
Oh, what if I fail?
But what if you fail?
What if you fail?
You know what I mean?
But what if you fail?
But what if you fail?
The diffuser is now secured.
No matter where life takes me, finally we're the smiles.
Soon to be happy, I'm never like a child.
Never thought that to be this easy,
I got to be the chief of the GAA.
And I ain't gonna wait for nothing, I just ain't lost a star
Life couldn't get better, just gon' be the best day ever
If it ain't about a dream, it ain't about
A couple of weeks without a good night's sleep
Imagination, motivation
That angle is tighter than my famous. Nice jigsaw. Alright, we got 30 seconds to be great.
Close out your deck.
Who's that? Who is that?
I'm sorry, Papa. I will never disobey Daddy again.
I'm sorry, Papa. I will never disobey Daddy again.
Somebody put buttermilk ranch on my titties.
It's like, he literally just finger blasted me.
Literally, I kind of liked it though.
You know what, that game, I wasn't locked in the whole way.
But there was one round where I was blatantly
getting stream tonight, but it's all good.
You wanna know why it's all good?
Oh.
Wait, wait, wait.
What?
What?
negative 3000 elo? What fucking rank is that? What the fuck was that? I went from
diamond two to negative 3000? What? Why does this shit only happen to me?
Legitimate me. Why does this shit only happen to me? AP with the tier one.
AP, they're going to be back.
High-vives, I'm going to grab a cup of coffee, listen, high-vives this is your
stream for the next 20 seconds. What it needs you to do, high-vives?
Band the toxic people and keep this a wholesome, positive gaming environment.
All right, Avast?
The Avast, this is your street, Jerry.
All right, BRB, BRB.
I'm not sure if you can hear me.
Have you ever been slow?
Yeah, yeah, that nobody's house feels like home.
Yeah, yeah, I've been doing with a good chat.
What is good chat?
What is good in the hood with y'all?
Ladies and gentlemen, hope you are having a fantabulous, beautiful, magnificent day.
And I wish y'all...
MAMAMAS!
Ja!
On a scale of 1 to 10, how good would you be going?
Aren't you having a great day?
Aren't you having a bad day?
Aren't you having a shitty day?
Did you just have sex for the first time?
Did you just get married?
Did you just get fired?
Ja!
Don't have a name on a scale of 1 to 10!
Now if you're coughing, zero out of a cold!
cold with a little pass. Hi guys, so hi, I'm a little redjack, okay? And there's thousands
of people inside me. Molly? Molly milk me. Suck at me. Hi guys, I don't know what you
did, but I need you to pull your shits and gather them. I need you to pull your
or she's another.
I don't know what's wrong with your brain,
but I lay-
STOP!
No matter what life takes me,
finding what I smile,
so I'd be happy only laughing like a child.
I never thought I could be this sweet,
it got me cheating from cheek to cheek,
ay, ay,
and I didn't wait for nothing,
because that's just my style.
I just came to you.
Shut up!
Gonna drone it all!
Shoot these skulls, that's a drone for us!
Gonna drone direct!
You better do a better job of hiding your drone, bro.
You gotta do a better job of hiding your drone, what are you, a pussy?
You gotta do a better job, bro, right in the middle of the room.
Come on, dude.
I got wallpanked!
I GOT WALLBANK!
FUUUUCK!
He doesn't know.
You never catch me alive, coppers!
That is how you save your K&D.
Ladies and gentlemen, some might say what I just did is frowned upon, but I'm good at the oddest.
I'm not giving him a K&D boost over a wall bank.
YOU NEVER GETS ME ALIVE COPPERS!
Okay, look, we gotta focus, bro.
We gotta focus.
No, gentlemen, we gotta focus.
Cause this team is asswaters.
Bro, I got wall banked.
I'm such a fucking chun, y'all.
Rocket League, I'm gonna get on Rocket League at five,
cause we gotta turn it at six.
I need to warm up.
Atta five, atta five.
Can you play music?
Okay, I'm gonna end on YouTube.
because it's music time.
You two, don't you worry, I'm going to be back live
in two hours streaming the entire 2v2 rock and lead tournament
with Joseph Abarfanazzoli.
See y'all boys later.
Chad, it's music time.
Everybody, put your hand on your cock,
grab the nearest tub of lotion,
and let's get to work.
Guys, I'm about to play the best music ever, dude.
Literally. The best music you've ever heard.
Cause I ain't gonna wait for nothing.
Alright. First song of the day.
First song of the day.
First song of the day.
Rebind from the top, please. Please and thank you.
Rebind from the top, please and thank you.
3, 2, 1, you're dead, bitch.
WHAAAAAT?!
How is that not a headshot?
Oh, you gotta be fisting me.
You have got to be fisting me.
In what universe planet is that not a headshot?
Our team's looking good.
You know what? We're looking good, guys.
We've lost two rounds in a grand total of 57 seconds.
We're looking good guys. We're looking good. No, no, we're looking at it. Let's give it up
You know, maybe we could go downstairs for a change or we could keep getting bent over a table upstairs
It's whatever y'all want to do
Hey, Jim see what planet are you from hilarious bro, that was that was so funny
After the nine thousandth time I've read that in two days, bro hilarious dude. Oh, I'm from earth
Yo guys vote for church guys guys church church church guys vote for church
Why do we keep going upstairs?
It was hard to imagine.
Why is Iva's calling?
Yo, hi guys.
What could you possibly be calling about now?
No, I'm just...
You know, I'm managing a make-it-yourself talk room.
Talk to me soon.
Okay, I got an update.
You're saying two hours after the tournament starts?
That's perfectly fine, cuz look.
Perfect.
Cuz look.
Cuz look, look, look, every game is gonna take 10 to 15 minutes.
Oh god, I'm worried about it, do you see it?
Ooh, is he on the end of this one?
But is he awake?
Because, bro, he's a vampire.
Okay.
You need to tell them in the Discord
if you are literally five minutes late.
You're disqualified from the turn.
Get it out.
Because Ron and Marlon are on a time-crouch.
All right.
I gotta make sure that I clutch this round.
Call me after the game papa.
Oh, time to vibe, the music team's already dead again.
Oh I don't know it's almost like somebody was...
It's almost like somebody was saying to not go to this site.
Ha ha ha ha ha ha!
I don't know it's maybe just the worst site in the fucking options we have.
Alright, let me come out and play the remaining.
Look at my timing. I'm playing close to a shotgun for 19 seconds. I hear a guy in my window
as I turn the full scrolls down. Yo teammates! How's everybody's weekend going?
teammates anybody got a mic in here oh you're here right everybody can hear so
guys I got a question if I may no no this is David listen why the fuck brother
We're losing freedom here, ohhhh!
I know, but let me explain, okay?
Guys, we went Jim, Jim, then CeCe.
Do y'all speak English?
Yeah, it's not too...
Guys, it's Jixi's David.
Jixi!
Jixi's David.
Jixi, try it, Jixi.
You went to the wrong side!
Everyone be quiet, everyone be quiet, everyone be quiet.
Bert is on TikTok, Bert is on TikTok, Bert is on TikTok, Bert is on TikTok.
Cool, muted, you're champion, you're 0-3 and you have no assists,
and you voted for the wrong side every round.
Who gave you champions?
Who gave you champions?
And legitimately, legitimately, who gave you champions?
Oh, you all got the champions!
It's the right side!
Jax, you got a body?
Jax, you shade your eyebrows, bro?
No, no.
No, no, that's AI.
Whatever you saw was AI.
That's all AI, dude.
That's all they do.
Are you still looking for Jinky?
Yeah, I'm still looking for Jinky.
And we're losing, bro.
We're losing.
No, listen, no, listen, listen,
but I'm actually really trying.
But you saw what I did the first round, bro.
I'm the team is selling.
Bro, but you don't understand.
Y'all went to the wrong side of the deck.
Bro, Church and Arsenal is the best side in the game.
You guys ignored it.
No, listen, listen, no.
No, we're just not in the game.
Jinky, shut the fuck up, Jinky!
Shut the fuck up!
I
Went the first site cuz you know we always go bedroom and whatever fuck gill I went castle for a fucking reason being a team player
You know
My best friend went cave okay
There we're doing all right go ahead get a kill J.C. or three two one
This is how I come on. It's not a lock-in J.C. Oh, come on. Come on, buddy. Come on, buddy
Oh my god, J.C.
I know a lot
I know a lot of J.C. They call me one. I love you. You look good right now, J.C.
I like the new cut
That's cheating. Wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute.
He saw me through the wall, but on my screen, there was a wall there.
Tom Clancy's Rainbow Six Siege Montreal Ulysses, I need you guys to ban this guy right now.
Brother, brother, do y'all see what I'm saying?
He saw me through the wall.
You know what? Nobody can kill my vibe. Nobody can kill my vibe.
Bro, somebody clip it.
Guys he saw me through the wall, but on my screen. I just saw a wall get him in the party
Bro guys guys that was like a wall glitch
No, it's not audio you stupid motherfucker. It's not audio
Yo, guys, guys, guys, if the wall was really there,
when he shot it, it would have made holes in it
because he has a slug shotgun.
Listen, when he was shooting the wall,
when he was shooting the wall,
it didn't make holes in it with a slug shotgun,
which means the wall was never even there on his screen.
But on my screen, the wall was there.
Ha, ha, ha.
Check the replay.
You know what?
Let's check the replay.
100% right. No, this guy's cooking. You're 100% right. Let's check the replay. Let's
see if he's cheating. That's a common pre-fire. Chicken tendies. Today's not the day. Today's
not the day. Chicken tendies. Today's not the day. Today's not the day. It's like,
It's it's brother brother. It's not the death
Defenders protect your bombs from being diffused by attackers
All right
Wait, wait. Oh my god. I have to work match it but I have to work match it like chat. How do you work match it for that?
What happened to you, GC? You look like my left ball.
The attackers need to locate and defuse as many bombs as they can.
Alright, I'm gonna have an aneurysm.
Chad, I know it's a Walglitz, but I want to see how he did it.
Chad, I know it's a Walglitz, but I want to see how he did it.
How do I score it over to round four?
Okay, how do I score it over to round four?
How do I go to round four?
Guys, I know it's an exploit. I want to see how he did it.
I want to see how he did it.
I want to see how he did it.
Wait, it's 7-7 Grand Finals?
Wait, what?
Grand Finals is 7-7?
Say you swear to God, Grand Finals is 7-7.
up bringing
he was found in
fbl
coming back
never that played on super coming back
to have a Fabian actually
for a short moment
on Delta project
and they were going to pro-play she wrote et cetera
because he is not an avid tournament
he was 15 years old
he started very early from humble beginnings
and for a long time
he's been like the soul german player
in tier one active play so when secret they made the main station Munich and
bombed out in the very first matchup the crowd that moment for Europe right it
fades and I met Joom's mother in Munich 7-7 and I saw her in the crowd here as
well that only support is something that I personally have the most amount of
respect for because this is 77 77 y'all 77 y'all 77 y'all 77 world
championship on the line these families back in them can't see for some
after four and here in France and you look at 20 years one a quarter of
a quarter is playing this game in private you miss 15 and a the students
The GOAT!
Jumas 15-8? Oh my god!
Oh my god
June is 15 and 8
Oh my god
7-7 yeah
This is savage!
This is so good to see!
Yeah, in pro league they do infinite overtime, right?
You have to win by two.
That's so peak.
I forgot they added that, like, a year ago.
A more fast bitch, but these were my fizz,
would be a problem.
You see what a runic is?
The nine, those broken eight.
What does he push his in?
What the fuck?
I thought it was clear, but it wasn't a side
for hiding in the stall.
Oh, no.
Wait, wait!
He finds one!
He looks for a save!
Wraaaake!
He's not safe.
The glass comes alive!
The glass!
You can play the sigh of relief.
The savage brings them back into the conversation. It's so difficult one smoke grenade a couple of grim bees and there's some flashbangs
All you have one minute left really great. Thanks for all by the bottom side big question
Do you go three people together and push in as a team? Do you spread out attacking three different areas in a backstabber?
To be killed good trade good trade is from secret. We look to put this away
Oh, no. One V-sear. Noah has to clutch.
Wait, he's in a Grimby.
Oh, the sprint.
what you mean?
what you mean?
what you mean?
they took the job, we got it
wait they are fucking
if you realize that
they thought they won
they thought they won
championship is not over it will not be
they thought they won
like I said you have almost no
any players in the world
they fucking won
oh my god
Yes, bro, it's input OT doing chat. I remember I said that we keep going we keep going that's why I remember I said that
Have I send the bracket in the Twitter group
So I remember when they added this bro, this is such a peak idea minus 1,000 aura. Yeah
Bro, basically in pro league you have to win by two, but I think this only applies in grand finals
So they only added it in grand finals, but you have to win by two in overtime
So technically this game could literally be like 25 to 23 if it lasts that long, you know?
Which would be a slightly fucking thing.
Bro that'd be so cool that this is like the longest game in CJ Sprint.
I'm reloading.
I'm reloading.
Alright, if FaZe wins the round they are world champions boys.
And they'll have that title for a year.
This is for the world champion champs.
He knows all the area off the round and it feels like every time Secret gets there,
there's been a 3v3, someone dies, 2 seconds before the execute, now there's a 2v3.
So if Secret can get to the late round stage and then not bubble it,
I think that's going to be the biggest weakness.
And he gets S&P's in front of him.
Secret using OBS block is to restrict the information, a very rare sign,
many level of play, a lot of damage.
I'm to Adrian the Nade, won't finish him off.
He will force him back further.
The key to barrier keeps face at bay for another moment.
Top situation.
Adrian low on health.
He wants to stick around for as long as possible.
The pressure might just be too much.
When this KDS hit the go button on the Blackbeard,
trying to help Sabich was on this with a decision made in.
I'm dead again.
If Mowgli is the first to fall in front of his home
creptor in the team's game,
it's over, dude.
It's over.
So close they can taste it. They have every face has numbers have to do is sit back and wait the secret to make a mistake
You guys still holding on
So if you might stand there as well low HP and Adrian cannot throw it over
One of this black be it's over to get the Imja on the handy still not finished off face
I'm getting closer and closer, but time is ticking away
So laser on the horse door with knowledge really cleared right now
So that means you could have a bit of intel to work with but the net is closing
During the hallways to buy the breeze
June! June! June!
1v3!
Oh my god!
He won V3 to keep his team alive, Jume is disgusting.
Her son might just have made the play of his career so far denying face the championship
Mind you that was the round that was fucking aura thinking we won
They sit down the gym dude. Joom is like he goes off in every day
And Joom finds the perfect spot between the roads at that. It's hilarious phase went from thinking
They won when it was eight to seven and not realizing its infinite OT and grand finals
to the next round choking a 3v1 for June.
He's been there, and he sees you, they're all going to come for you 3v1.
Wow.
June is disgusting.
And Bodley has had such a rough match so far, he has such a mental problem.
Bro, imagine they got stomping on Team Secret, dude, with June.
That would be disgusting.
He doesn't care what's disgusting.
Bro, that would be gross.
It doesn't care?
How many players he must take down to get there?
How many players he must take down to get there?
He will continue battling until the top.
That would be crazy.
So they got stomping on secret imagine that?
Twister is going to be so proud of his voice.
He has the biggest smile.
I cannot believe Joom just left that.
They're taking me in the gutter.
I cannot believe Joom just left that.
They hold themselves and hold them in these rounds and how hard they're fighting.
Wow, 1v3 to keep his team alive.
That is disgusting, literally.
What an absolute fucking chat.
June's so good, bro.
Bro, if Secret got stoppin', they would have...
Bro, they would have June and stop it on the same team
That would be
Disgusting so 19 here for June
One bullet difference things one more to the next human so good
Chad he has a 19 kills right now boys
Look at how close he was to his mother
What a fucking Chad and he's barely what a fuck
Chat 1v3
Secret stays alive, dude. Wow
Your chat what language does secret common they common English right they come in English
I think English right?
French?
Dude, all I'm gonna say is bro, I don't know much about Secret but I know Jume is like
the best player in EU right now besides Stompin. Bro, you have Stompin who's the rookie of the year
and then you put him with June who's literally like considered the best player in Europe.
That would be disgusting. That would be disgusting. Okay, y'all realize this game
could literally last four hours because in grand finals it's just infinite OT. So this game
As long as nobody wins by two and they just keep going blow for blow back and forth this game will never happen
I love infinite ot. I love that they only do it for grand finals. It's so cinema. You've already won it
You fight all year long to hopefully qualify just to be this is a certified in most classes moment
This is crazy
Wait a minute, wait a minute
You gotta wait
side doesn't find his angle. No way he got away.
Poisoned on top of the perch, Cyber looks to fight back. Sol's been taken a little bit down on damage but not killed as of yet.
An impact goes out in handy elsewhere. It's found Adrian. The secret cannot break into this room.
The defuser has been locked in. That's the heart breach of her facing heart destruction. They need to remove these angles of reaching the milestone bar.
Shadow Hope's secret wins just so the Grand Finals goes to Game 4.
Wait, they're rushing site! They're rushing site!
Look, look at secret!
No!
Wait, Drew's still alive!
Drew is still alive!
Wait a minute, Drew...
Oh!
Bay is still alive.
Position in place the crossfire is enough for face. Bro face is just so tough, bro. They're just so tough
They have no
It's fine, secret still alive. Fuck. Bro come on secret please
Don't tell me the 1v3 was for nothing dude
Don't tell me the 1v3 was for nothing
But they could not find and take down vidiking. They could not secure the majority off the bomb side
Yeah, I don't know. Face has a lot of aura, dude. Back to back to back grand finals appearances in Six Invitational. That is disgusting.
Has that ever happened before? That's a good question. Has R16 ever made it to three consecutive Six Invitational grand finals?
Has that ever happened, Chad? I highly doubt that that's ever happened.
No, yeah, I was gonna say I highly doubt that's around here in the server. I think it's just a small mystery
Penta. Yeah, but bro. Did Penta actually make it to back to back to back
six imitational grand finals
Because I mean, I highly doubt it, bro
That is incredible performance from
literally
Here's what I think bro, and I'm just going to say bro, a lot of my predictions end up being correct, dude. Here's what I'm going to say, if secret, I don't know, I don't know much about secret, but I know, June is like the best player in Europe right now.
If secret loses this grand finals, and they are able to pick up stomping.
I think that'll be the most disgusting team ever assembled.
Stopping and June on the same team bro. I don't know who they could get rid of because I think secrets really like well-rounded
I think they're really well-rounded maybe
Predictions, but sure you take the storyline. I'll take the mastermind
Yeah, what if this just game just keeps going?
No
That's not good
Mowgli finished off and I believe another player was in his position
This is a little bit more
This is a secret though, right? This feels a little bit like they lash out thinking
I haven't seen this one in a while, but they are always locked in
What's their opponent's playstyle? They go for those risky plays
Let's watch the windows
If you made a spat on the least spunky team in history
I think they should probably get the kill
It's Jill!
Savage still chose his one in Cyber low in health
What about variable that means I respect any school
It's Adrian human Noah. Come on. Chill
They slow and steady prepare. I never thought I'd watch a pro league game off your kitchen waiting
That is crazy. No, we're on the bomb. I'm never gonna be ready to deploy
But Nefe's already been cleared. This is a pivotal position. Yes clears out both of the bomb sites in one
It's the heart everything that they need right now
Mean time could be a thing right go your fire toxic base
No, not the cyber jungle stop the final ticket damage for the injury kill confirmed
But that means it meant they retake in theory possible
I don't think secret have the balls to go for that aggressive play right now
What happened just a couple of months ago right there playing stocking corners not lashing out now
They are setting up to get into the one player looking for a second then they're gonna get everybody in the right positions
Use the four containers use the flash bedroom KDS and push together
Good smoke
the crowd is just screaming june
bro this is it this game is literally might just never end this is insane
We got..
I'm back. I'm back. I'm back. I'm back. back. I'm back.
Defeat him..
bro this is the I mean this could go down as the best game of siege ever if
this game actually just never ends bro I hope this game is like 20 to 18 that
would be fucking hilarious after yet another clutch moment and another three
came from June's mom is crying that's actually so fucking wholesome bro this
motherfucker June is him I think he has 22
that they have earned one that they have consistently put themselves back into the fight for
adrian takes a lot of damage at the start of this round
face keep getting aggressive early in the round it seems to always be adrian who's a victim
adrian mokey first to fall again fortress as we keep saying it's a very new map those
drone holes to jump out of the small angles they don't see every single spring they can easily
Punish you
I was gonna say risk assessment changes in overtime
I'm not sure that's the case anymore
A blitz and a ying the only thing in my mind missing would be a lion
But you want to have a good as charm you want to get out the trap. That's like one of the rarest charms in the game
It's a six-invitational charm
2, 23, 24! 24 kills for 2! Oh my god! Holy shit!
They have a blitz. They have a blitz.
Can you be a deep for the kill?
We want what we want what we want the plant he sticks it halfway
All they have to do with stick
All we have to do with stick all we have to do with stick
First it was showing and now it is the young swede at his first six invitational.
Why did he not stick?
Why did he not stick?
Secrets are not winning around clean, but they are winning them excitedly and for the first time in the series
Secret on one round away. He heard of the crowd
You're right. He heard of the crowd and but he was running at him. Oh
oh my god that's so that's so true he probably heard the crowd and thought
Ace was like on top of him
this is the best FPS dude I like just like no other game produces these
fucking moments dude oh 1v1 post plan and siege at this stage is just I mean
there's nothing like it. This is the best FBS talk. 10 to 9. This game might never end.
This game actually might never end. This has potential to be the longest game of professional
see Adler playing. Literally.
Wait, what?
Terry for Jill?
But Chad I think you're right. I think the crowd was so loud that it scared him. That's what I think
This is incredible watch
Bro, could you just imagine if it was the exact same circumstance, but it was map 5 2 to 2
nice adrian come on secret might close this out right here
That's the pushing power become source for on the glass has to make a plane himself
Last friend comes out with something to do for it
There's no way through the flush Adrian out of this position without a grenade no verticality able to be utilized
But no finally shut out of it
I'm fine. What is looking for though?
Nice
Adrian finds one. 3v3. Jume is still alive. Jume is still in the server.
Jume wants to find a great safety.
On KBS, the axe is looking hot and holding down that position.
He's playing so confident, bruh.
He's playing so fucking confident.
Come on, dude.
If Jume clutches this, this guy's the girl.
Cyber is down KDS is low HP. He knows exactly where he is
That's the case top loser is right. The best player of each team
I have chills
How many times can one player be the defining factor?
I legitimate the FB spots. Can the camera see that?
I legitimate the FB spots. You can see that right?
Jume is the god. Oh my god. Oh my god.
Every day is the week!
Back-to-back 1v3s on the best R16 in the last three years.
That is disgust.
Hit run on the next map!
With this much momentum, Secret might actually win this whole fucking thing.
Okay, what's map 4?
It's Sporter, right?
Bro.
I'm telling you bro if they get stomping on a team with June, it's over. It is over
That is
one of the best games of siege I've ever watched the only one I think that surpasses it
Was the six to one comeback by W7M on phase in the
2024 Grand Finals. I
Mean that was the second best game of siege. I've ever watched in my life
But like, if that game was Game 5, like let's say it was 2 to 2, that would have been the best game I've ever watched.
Guys, Jume is him. He is him.
That is insane.
Did Secret win the whole thing? No. Because FaZe is so good, FaZe was up 2 to 0.
So, secrets down 2 to 1. They forced Game 4 though.
I'm gonna go pee. I'm gonna go pee. I'll be back.
PRP. Oh my god, that was terrible.
Game over, Phobos.
Mission accomplished, Delta Team.
Rainbow may be closing, but no one else could have done this.
We stopped the Karrie's Legion.
What comes next is out of our hands.
Global safety concerns continue to rise,
following a recent string of terrorist attacks on central intelligence facilities.
So far, no government agency has been able to provide a...
Must be bad if you're calling me.
Hell is already on its way.
We need you, Bishop.
Broke track. That was cinema. I mean, I have fucking goosebumps. That was cinema. Dude,
like, when the crowd is just exploding every time June gets a kill, once he got that second
kill in the 1v3, you already knew he was going to win the 1v1. It's all just energy.
That's the first time I think I've ever gotten goosebumps watching a video game.
That was INSANE.
That's the best player in Europe, bro.
Back to back.
Well, not back to back, but 2 1v3s in a single map against the best team in the world.
That is INCREDIBLE.
I actually got chills bro.
Chat, I legitimately got goosebumps.
That is insane.
That is insane, bro.
Who do y'all got map for?
Chat, I'm gonna be honest bro.
I would bet on secret.
They have so much momentum right now.
Also, fuck momentum. They just have June.
Who is fucking with June?
Who's peaking June?
Legitimately.
Legitimately.
Marlon calling?
No, he's not.
I don't have a single phone call from Marlon.
What's the point of checking?
Bro, we got, what, five minutes till the next map?
That is insane, that is insane.
Five minutes till the next map.
I mean, that's enough time for a Rocket League match.
Rocket League tournament in two hours, bro.
I hope it doesn't go to map five
and I miss Grand's because of the tournament.
Oh my God.
Oh, fuck.
Bro, it's so cooked too,
because like we have to start at six.
We literally don't even have an option.
Bro, I can't be late,
because Rod and Marlon have a flight too.
Fuck, bro.
Well, we'll cross that bridge when we get there.
By the way, peep the ranks, a little bit of a rank update, Platinum 2 in 3v3, Platinum
1 in 2v2, and Gold 3 in 1s.
Alright, we got enough time for a rocketing game.
Bro, I have to watch that series now.
If Joom's on a heater, Joom's on a heater.
Cause my god, is he on a fucking heater.
Alright.
Oh
Don't do it on it
Nice
Yeah, don't happen is super anti much good times
I gotta play better.
Such a good bump I have, literally.
Such a good bump.
Such a good bump I have, Jesus.
Such a good fucking bump.
How about if you blow up the bracket on my PC please?
That's not bad for dough
Nick's trying to back it up
Press your breath with your walls
That's not bad for dough
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See these small bands damn breathless I was it's once again about secret only attack controlling tempo and pace
They can go for fast executes. They can go for direct plants
They can utilize operators like the rework faster than I'm C4 etc. And force faces hand this map of border
It's very small. You can very quickly find yourself in a calm 5v5 to a bomb post plant
Here we go
Here we go.
Bro, could they do two maps in an hour and a half?
Potentially with perfect optimal conditions.
If there's no overtime and there's no tech pauses, there's a chance we could watch this
whole series.
There's a chance.
We'll definitely be able to watch this whole map, overtime or not, but map 5, that's
gonna be dicey.
for the bums at rock but then they bring side bro the oryx now if they're anticipating a shield
operator especially monty tell me that charm that's like the rarest charm in the game it's like an
aside competitor charm if you don't know about the oryx right now they have to play it safe
they have to play it smart that charm is aura as they start to set up what do they see the
twitch is a perfect operator to clear out a lot of this utility to memory secret the
The Vulcans canisters, on the flip side phase, have plenty of canisters that they run. Watch out for the Oryx.
If you're a Jew or Sandwich, the two shields, they're very vulnerable to that dash.
The Cyber's got below, and he seems...
Careful.
One of the shields doesn't want to take a 2v1. He doesn't know if Sandwich has backup.
It always does. That's the whole thing, right?
Sorry, that was Jew.
But actually, it's Jew here this time. It's having the Monty instead upstairs to ease.
So, Secret working two angles downstairs and above.
pressure around the map, much like on Fortress, triple law open for a line of sight, forcing
back the players, step by step, that mirror window is next, Mowgli has to rotate over,
there's no protection for this mirror window unfortunately, so he gets popped immediately,
did you have a shame if you asked me? Secret really struggle against that mirror,
a lot of the time we've talked about how they need to be bringing more ash, and they've
done so cute when it matters the most, and they spot this cheeky little denari,
Oh the lasers activate and by this point I believe Noah's already used his twitch drone
So you won't be out of target KDS. That's why I'm breaking my action right now looking for it
He's playing by banana a hard position to clear crazy to Mary's that no, no, I'm holding my face crazy to Mary
Dude if they can shut down June this game phase will win
Bro, he had like 27 last map.
If they could shut down June, Paze has a good chance.
What a angle.
That angle is tighter than Mike Anis.
What a score.
Okay, Noah's aim is fucking disgusting.
He just first voted a headshot at two face players with a fucking
That shot is two safe players from a fucking DMR.
That is so hard to do.
That means his aim was so perfect that he did not need a second or third shot.
He's first in the head shot of them with a DMR.
Twice.
I can't believe they got that one as well.
Was Razzink even worse though?
It was like no time.
Now he's right next to the bridge he needs to get aggressive and we'll try and find the feet of the Monty but none of the shots land
This class could be a problem
Why didn't class just go for Monty's feet
Bro, Clash just choked so hard. Please replay that. Bro, all Clash had to do was shoot Monty's feet. What the fuck was that?
She could have sprinted across the door.
What a cinema final, bro.
I mean look at this that's how it started. First bullet headshot.
The frame flick. First bullet, bro.
Do you realize how hard that is to do?
Back to back first bullet headshots with a DMR.
How many deagle-ed. He deagle-ed.
He first bullet deagle-ed. Oh my god.
Every single round let's see. Yeah, I'm gonna be honest, bro.
I think Secret's gonna reverse sweep.
I think I'm gonna miss map five which is so depressing. I think secrets actually get a reverse weave
Bro, unless
There is a world where we could watch map five if secret just absolutely shits on them like seven to one or something and
There there can't be any more tech pauses, bro. That shit burns so much
Bro, if secret seven wants them I might be able to watch
strong case in this first half and the mental boom is in effect I don't think
phase will have much success in the second half at all they're forcing the
clash right now I think they wanted to be targeted then come that third option
and then they have a second operator in mind of force there's a face of playing
a long game here on border bro Noah just got a quad kill and three of his
kills were first for the headshot. Totally aura.
Kind of know that we have four kills nice no matter that it won't make a problem
I just thought it is so impressive
And it feels like it has to work out of souls of your secret where he has to go somewhere else
Especially Chris Sabbath because of that litigation messes with the shields
It's a big rotation that would have put Katie has under the pump
He's holding on and CC TV as they breach the breaker wall that restricts the support and the rest of secret can give to him
But it also opens up the avenue to solar to use that taser in the long range
Stafford is doing a lot of pressure between that Taser and between the Moosey Banshee but he gets away from the guardbreak just hell.
KDS!
Puts over the front end!
How?
How did he get a headshot?
He's a lot and 50 kick as well!
How the fuck?
I'm bleeding out!
I want to die!
Bro, that was so good by KDS.
Last time I lost to Monty, that was the condition last time I was here.
Chad, y'all's what I mean.
I'm glad to read our panic boost rate.
Oh my God!
Bro, in pro league dude, do this little mini game, bro.
How many rounds you see a shield operator being used attack or defense? I actually legit if Mowgli won before as I've seen it all
He can shoot Mowgli begins if Mowgli won before versus for now will 1v3. I can't get a blast
Do it twice on fortress
Can he himself stand up when he's facing down? There's a no way he went the other side with no you till the deal with it
That's exactly the problem
Souls could 1v1 him for a while here up top floor
Bro do this mini game where like you watch pro league and I'm talking blitz blackbeard
montane clash and count what percentage of rounds there's at least one shield
operator operator being used I honestly think it's like 90% of rounds that is a
fucking problem shields are just so bad for the game thank god they're nerfing
shields again and adding in an operator that counter shields next year
thank god I hate shield gameplay because bro in a 3d1 like
Like, yeah, they're still pros.
They're still probably gonna win.
But bro, if he's in a 3D, if he's in a 1v3
and they don't have a shield, it's actually winnable for him.
If he's in a 1v3 and they have a clash,
it is literally impossible for him to win
because clash can stun him
and call out exactly where he is
with a 0% chance of dying.
He can stun him and call out exactly where he is.
So the other two teammates know.
It's so fucking stupid and boring to watch.
Looked at yet another round, class again.
I'm telling you, it's every round of Pro League,
not every round, but I would say 90% of rounds in Pro League,
there's at least one shield being used.
Smash this time around, I'm not sure if perhaps they even
hit the mirror successfully.
It's so bad for the game.
I mentioned earlier, Secret has struggled against
mirror-
In my view, a lot of shield ops get banned.
You know what I mean?
A lot of shield ops get banned.
The twitch can handle it do away with Vulcan canisters to gnarly's lasers even pumping the gas pipe as well
Now there are a stack of Vulcan canisters inside of all cards for then a potential rush or even a late plan as well
Like I want secret to win, but if they win I'm gonna miss map 5
Secret I'll change the pace here. They're clear. You till first
Taking the fights later and without that shield this could be a more spread out attack not playing around just a monkey for example
Nice gun six on that shield at 90 by the way
There's the roadside you're French in the background
Any attack towards these it's people you're right the joggle right now the nice the medic sacri so hide in the bandit for a very
God
Operator the secret needed to deal with the clash in the late-round gone
If I can't find Noah, the twitch is completely
Oh no, there also is a world where FaZe just wins the whole world champion
I don't think it's gonna be given the opportunity
I'm not sure about these attacks, they have almost no T from Secret's
Which I mean shit, they deserve a draw, they're the best team in the world
Now Jume is the best player in the lobby, but oh, why are you peeking Jume?
Why are you peeking Jume? What are you doing?
Bro, it's June! How many more times does he need to clutch?
Or are you going to realize to stop fucking with him?
Bro, do you see how FaZe just deletes people?
Like dude, they're, the way they get kills,
it's so sporadic.
Like they get kills like three or four times at once.
It's not like there's, they get a kill
and then a minute later they get a kill.
And that shows how fucking coordinated they are.
Like they're all on the same page.
Like when one of them swings, all of them swing.
Like they're so fucking coordinated, bro.
All their kills just come in fucking flurries, dude.
They never just get like one kill.
It's always just like, whatever phase gets one kill,
they get three or four every time.
They're always on the same page.
Bro, Jume is the best player in the lobby,
but phase is the best team in the world, dude.
And when you're the best team in the world,
you're probably just gonna win, bro.
Cause at the end of the day, Siege,
it's a good old fashioned rule,
but I believe it, bro.
It's the 20% roll dude.
You are 20% of your fucking team, bro.
And like, yeah, Jume can drop 27 kills in map three
and maybe force it to map four,
but FaZe is just undeniably the best team in the world.
They've made it to back, to back, to back,
six Invitational grand finals.
They deserve to win, bro.
Now, FaZe are dealing.
They're so cammed out, it's insane.
Fuck's down, tell his bathroom.
Literally.
FaZe are trying to play as much
possible the mirror enables that because you can just have one player sit on the mirror window
learn a lot of time and often retreat one of these hatches or staircases or hallways
even after his mirror has been destroyed
so you can have a choice to make again split theory old school stuff pushed together or
spread around the building i would like to see them spread out a bit more you got sevens on
the blitz you got fully on the no match lock down areas once they take the control
Oh, Ash though, to deal with the mirrors and the switch.
So I mean, take the B Savage,
commit a walk up with a smoke grenade and punch the mirror window,
but again, it adds a layer of risk all of a sudden.
Because what if he gets shot?
What if he gets chucked in the soles?
Do you almost enter downstairs inside a jail room?
Gets denied.
And it's the door elsewhere.
Very ambitious and cyber, big, nitrous cell,
but made it out very well by secret.
Shitty C4.
Now that's another way to counter one of the mirror windows.
Run!
Whoa, whoa, whoa, I'm buffering, what the fuck?
for as long as he can, down to a really slow down secret, and then peel back the layers
and reinforce fountain. Mind you, not many players on defense, they have somebody in
break for them, shoot down someone charged off the mirror, but they just don't want
to give secret any ice that they've gone and fight me, cannot fall back safely. Hand
you the SPG-11! He swung back? He swung back? That's something a ranked player
damage done but wait a minute insane reaction times from sacred great
communication and now they have a chance to lock in to tell his bomb site that
two options here go down the stairs and reach the wall into us
go for planning or you could on bathroom headstrap or bomb site wait this can be
a good plan this could be a really good plan
mostly goes bombs and wind up to cut the bombs at the half this means there
There is no plant in the alparsable.
Vaze has to push in and retake
while that seven-singer plant begins.
Blitz, no!
No, they gave up a kill to beat up.
Wait, Blitz.
Blitz is planning.
Nice!
Bro.
He's playing.
2v2 post-plan.
Wait, no mags retaking, Bernie.
Oh my, Retook Vert, that's so smart.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
He holds down!
The Vert retake from Mowgli was so smart, because he knew he could deny a plan from the hatch.
I mean, God, this is so pro league.
Bro, my analysis on this is like,
Jume is definitely the most talented player in the lobby.
Secret plays really methodically and slow, and FaZe just kind of runs at you, and everyone on FaZe shoots lasers,
but I can't believe he swung him off the van, that was insane.
FaZe is just like, they're so well-rounded dude, everybody shoots lasers on that team.
Secret on the other, bro.
This swing though?
That's something a ranked player would do, literally.
Like that goes against all the fundamentals of Prodig, but he literally just said,
I'm just gonna let my nuts hang.
Bob Tim didn't have time.
Two to two.
I, I really don't know.
From my experience in this game, bro, I feel like momentum is just everything.
And I really do think secret's gonna end up reverse sweeping phase.
Bro, which sucks because I'm probably gonna miss the last map, dude.
I'm probably gonna miss, miss the last map, dude.
Oh my god.
Yeah, exactly.
Bro, Chad, I should have scheduled this tournament for next week, bro.
I didn't know S.I. was this week, man.
Touch him up, rather than being successful, successful, and...
Like, because I scheduled this tournament, like, three weeks ago.
That was when I started texting everybody.
Really could shape up this forum app.
Fuck.
Yeah, we're not hanging out as much as we were.
Ironically, the braver is spitting...
Bro, the crowd is, uh...
Wait till...
What country is his secret from?
I actually want to check that after this round.
that was denied if you lose two from Germany, right?
Oh, it turns out that you're not in this drug.
You're finding kills and so on.
I hope secret wins.
That would be so cool.
The way it goes down first back to face.
I've never seen this.
I have never in my life seen somebody hold back.
What?
And the respect is like that.
This is the first place attackers take you, Schlie.
And the big thing is, they don't play deep in the map
with those eyes of the players.
They don't hold easy like ever like most people.
I've never in my life seen somebody do that.
I'm stealing that angle from Jill.
100%.
That is the best angle I've ever seen.
He can see all the CC from spawn.
What a sweat.
I think right now so you can start applying pressure elsewhere on the map
You can force that movement so is already swan
Wow the crowd is on secret side in oh my god
No, it's so tough
Back in the lead! Once again, it's a team secret!
Momentum officially...
Bro, I'll be damned. I actually think secrets are going to win this.
They're actually going to reverse-sweet the best team in the world.
They have so much momentum, the crowd is on their side, they're probably all to have erections.
Remember, this all started because June clutched out 1v3.
If June would have not clutched out 1v3, this stream would have been over two hours ago.
an hour and a half ago. Don't forget that. It's all a chain event of that motherfucker right there. Well, not him, but
the other guy they just showed with the brown hair. Bro, if Jume didn't clutch that 1v3, this would have been over an hour ago.
That's when I get worried if your face-
Hold these cinema.
It's not known to be an emotional team, but the numbers don't lie. They fumble more championship points than anybody.
We worked a face game earlier this tournament quite a while ago.
And I was like, you know, his face a very low energy and I was watching video games player came out and talking a lot
And I was gonna like if this the face we're gonna see this tournament they will struggle
But honestly since that very day
I've seen the current face plan in great form like high-level siege
But right now the player camps right here in border. I'm seeing face one face
So I'm having one bad end here there having one back in the grand finals that will change everything
They had a 7-4 into a 7-2 victory, Conchlet Bank. Unbeatable. But fortress has shook them to their core.
Faze clearly read this Mathedo well. They baited Team Secret into picking Bank.
This is why you never give up, dude.
But the rest of this Mathedo has not gone their way.
This is only because...
June clutched a 1v3.
Back up against the wall.
It was literally match point, too.
up on cctv is they so often incredible kbs is playing that hell in a cell
position in the monitors yes with cybers in break room now is damaging a crossfire
that's the big difference from before they're holding the first extended
areas between east stairs and break room they've never done it before
it goes down come on believe cyber found that spot on june
savage node might be out of support souls in the process look at that
Well played!
Let's go! Let's go!
Gross he might actually reverse
Some and that can actually change the attack the thing is kiddie is
They're actually gonna pull off
Bro oh my god is this actually happening
These motherfuckers are going to reverse weave Jack.
This is incredible to watch, I mean, wow.
Not a part of this trackbook.
They are a team where every person works together.
Like I said, the jack of all trades, the master of none, for right now is individual
People scattered looking to be the hero looking to win the round incredible. I'm gonna go take off. This is insane
I'm gonna go take off. This is insane
They should are indeed choking
Now sites one base goes on the attack that is usually what controls the temple in the server
but days are not known as a fast paced team.
Border is a fast paced map.
And this is where it was said in coaching interviews
before the game started,
we feel very good about border,
guaranteed secret. We're not too worried about it.
Two wallbangs for Adrian with the 417 GMR that round,
by the way.
Savage fang club down there.
You got a secret, do you?
Well, technically, FaZe is still ahead in the map count, but let's not get all negative here, okay?
Stick it all winning. They're up 4-2. They just won the first half like you said.
I can tell you exactly the way that's secret are winning right now, and we've said it so many times.
It's all up here, mate. It's all in the minds.
FaZe thought they'd done it, thought that he was job done.
it up, throw down the headset, pick up your mouse and keyboard and march towards that
hammer. But no it wasn't, it was far from over and secret of proving that now into the
second half phase. I gotta start for you, you ready for this?
Alright. It has been 23 rounds since phase last one, an attack. 23 rounds, 23 rounds.
Alright boys, stripe in right now, get locked, get ready. Phase event of smoke
and the insalame to re-involve the bomb site and the extended holes in the east stairs and cctv
That means the very early stage of the rounds is easier with the insalame in the leg round with the bomb site itself
Of course more weak due to no smoke the secret the gala bandamon see every single map from year on out
It's going to happen in clubhouse as well if we go there
If they bend the yin there was power up way back the king played it so well in bank
The souls played it a handful of times also unfortunate way back so we've gotten to a point
We're just defending your opponent's specific place, so that's we're working for them in this
space to make it safe.
June is the goat.
June is the goat.
This shouldn't even be happening right now, but June saved their ass.
They loved to play these attacks twice, by the way.
Saved their ass twice.
You have no idea where they're coming from.
It's usually everywhere at once.
feels like the 2024 Grand Finals where they choked. That's what it feels like.
When Faze choked.
We're going to map 5 once. We're going to map 5. And I have
I have an hour to watch this.
Fuck this.
He's on the verge of being piqued as well, nor on the other side!
Savage finds a happy last one of them!
I already know what's gonna happen.
It's gonna be 6pm when the Rocket League 30 is supposed to start,
and June's gonna be like clutching 1v5s, and it's gonna be like 7-7.
Oh my god, how bad is this thought insane?
I said, not known to be the fast processor, even here in Boulder.
Baby shark, movie of fear? Maybe. Just maybe. Him and Stump in the running.
Nice caro player. Nice caro player, hey?
Got it, hey. That's how handy the hype is. Chad, I already know what's gonna happen. I mean,
I mean, high-vives like, bro, they have a flight in two hours?
Or what is it again, high-vives?
Let me call you high-vives.
Bro, if I, I'll be damned if I miss that five.
This is two-centimum.
Havertz, James, they call them.
Yo, high-vives.
So, they said they have a flight 2 hours after the tournament or they have to leave or they have to leave 2 hours after the tournament.
So, from the start, right?
It goes 2 hours and then the time. He said, he said, 530.
That's 830 EST 830 yep that's when I have to leave you have to leave by then exactly
Okay, that should be good so maybe worst case scenario we start the tournament like 10 minutes
late and 15 minutes late maybe I mean bro this is this is gotta be cinema like
Because the tournament, okay, let's do some math.
Most of the games are going to be like 12 minutes total.
There's four games in the first round, 12, 24, 36, 48.
The first round should take 48 minutes on average.
The second round should take half that time, 24 minutes.
The tournament all in all should take two hours.
So if they make it to finals, both of them, that's perfect timing.
It'll be done by then.
Turn it to J, maximum two hours.
Max.
But this is the greatest way to make a huge series of fun time.
They're gonna reverse three things.
Okay, you know what? At six, I'll just leave no matter what.
All right, even if it's the greatest game of all time
Come on, Adrian, win this quick. We can make the last game.
Nice, Adrian! Nice, Adrian!
Adrian, why'd you back up with a shotgun?
What was that?
Why back up with the shot?
I think I'm gonna break this glass and throw it away
But you're gonna break it
I'm gonna break it
I'm gonna break it on the side of the screen
I'm gonna put my foot on the glass and throw it away
I thought it was gonna be...
Bro, I don't speak Portuguese, dude
I don't know what you're talking about
I don't know what you're talking about
Really?
Let's go
What did he say?
What did he say?
What did he say?
What did he say?
what did he say in portuguese speed does no he doesn't no he doesn't he said
let's win he said your ball he said suck my penis
I'm the killer of the black big KDS an unusual mistake from him it's very
common that you get knocked back by a good shield player knows exactly how to
turn to keep that shield in front of you.
FaZe is not your typical shield team and when they are it's viticking play Monty.
It's the same with Fury as well. They're not really these really really high level
shield players. The difference is FaZe did actually adopt the shield meta and
played well in it due to viticking but it's not the aggressive shield it's
the passive utility shields. Fury had never adopted a role and it's why
You haven't struggled so much since that meta switch.
Furia excelled in one version of the game, and then had a hard time after.
Phase, the whole point of their consistency, is that they play well throughout all those different metas.
But you are right.
Without vitiging on the shoot operator, it is a bit lackluster.
That's why Nalchista won't play the BBE.
Look, I don't disagree with you, but I think the problems for Phase, unlike Furia, aren't at all about meta.
But not all of that playstyle is clearly something wrong with the Phase mental.
two rounds trailing behinds with one last chance to lock it in or as we go off fifth map.
This is the phase we need to see. The phase that showed up in Boston, not the phase that fell
a year prior. Five championship points in a row, not the phase that fumbled on Fortress,
the phase that has dominated here in Paris. That clutch again from Simon was so important,
right getting a bit more back mentally speaking.
Vittagang near-sighted by the finger of mine,
but he's in the window sink, it's destroyed immediately.
Look at this, Noelle, one point of health,
Nick is forced out, holding the angle, he's pawning past.
Oh my god, he's gonna kill him!
He'll die, but it's one of them.
He took down the Blackbeard.
You take that trade every single day of the week.
I didn't even see him.
He said, Vittag, it's a good condition for FaZe on that shield.
An aggressive runout as well from Savage,
but it's suppressed.
Sabanese, who in this fight on June,
did a damage, but no kill confirms.
And Tume continues to hold onto that bombsite, prevent the rush from FaZe.
Well thank god that Grievous Man battled Twitch very soon guys, they see some alright.
Virgrant F2 player for the right now, Cypher, wish you had that demand instead.
Handy low on Hell, Cypher goes all on the C-Knees.
Inside of Taylor's Archive.
Sot like this, not a go, not when FaZe target Tume on the bombsite.
Not when they figure out that this is their win condition,
storming the Cypher because they can't win the fight elsewhere.
Handy drops down below, he looks to put some horizontal pressure back on the secret.
But let's be honest all the pressure is on phasers shoulders right now handy low HP
I don't think he knows where Adrian is he should hear him in a brief moment. The bait comes from elsewhere
Jume is just baiting handy to move forward
Adrian should surely be out of training
It's a one-for-one
secrets still leading by one player that souls and KDS have every reason to break his back and
Solves the Frenchman
I'm the massive round!
It's Souls, up in a 1v2 with no defuse and a sneak-off, and two players to fives.
He's played so many Six Invitational's before, that can he hack it? What he matters most?
A good flash, and a good shot!
We got a map 5 on our hands, boys. We got a fucking map 5 on our hands.
Big smile major in my god deeming that failed one-to-one for three shoots three kill this the mute no less
We got a map five. I'll be back check
Wow
It's found his footing here on border. He has been the difference maker in a couple of rounds
The fact that we might very well see a fifth map it seems so unlikely only a few hours go
Look in a country that look in the bank
Not long ago we were talking about the most dominant SI Grand Final in history.
We were building up the expectation of FaZe, building a new dynasty, one to match the greats,
the Fiora W7M, the Pentagy 2 Evolves, the most consistent roster of all time, and there's
only one kind of consistency I'm seeing right now.
the phase consistently cannot close out championships.
It's a door for me compared, like you said, to the greats.
How about being compared to EG, bottling a couple of Grand Finals,
top white stairs, incident that happened in Watt Milan, yeah?
That turned into a comeback for Empire. They take that final, the 2-0 off,
EG pentagram finals 2018, the comeback happens, you lose.
EG had a great history in this game, but also had so many shortcomings where they're just not good enough, just by a small margin.
Let's not forget that was a time when EG was considered maybe the best, but definitely without a question, the second best team in the world.
And you remember how that team died? A very slow and painful death.
They finally decided to move on to greater pastures.
They tried to pick up all these players that had been on the team.
And potentially, that roster disappeared.
Canadian continued his legacy on other teams like Space Station, Dark Zero.
Faze surely cannot meet the same fate.
No roster change in three years.
Three S-Lite Grand Finals in a row.
Yeah.
No roster change in three years, three grand finals in a row.
Wow.
Paul the game was over, thinking they had won, but let's realize it was all a dream.
That means they're living in a nightmare.
Currently, down three to six, they're on the attack inside a quarter.
They have to make the first play. They need to find the open and kill.
They're taking back on the blitz, but Tumor's on the clash.
Look at the stoppin'.
On the damage on the Tumor, he's gonna be careful.
Be careful with this shield he does get away for another moment
I've come to play a bit of Kingsdorne deep. He's gonna find a big and he finds one good
Try not to move me that might be done
Dammit, getting a big for a second
Trey comes through from Adrian and Handy is there to respond
Savage in tune trying to hold down the bomb site
The phase are lapping it up
Wait a minute, and they finally strike the screech
Phase could come back
Silence in the crowd
That's true, the crowd moves every time they win.
Wow.
When map point is in their hands.
Hey.
And a tactical tie map called by Twister, 14 secret.
It seems I think we might be seeing five games.
I have a good feeling about this grand final, fingers.
I do as well.
I mean, that's phase.
Give me a chance.
It's going map back here.
Right, with the confidence, the decisiveness.
Looks like the tactical tie up.
Look, bro, after this map, I'm going to warm up with Joe.
I'm gonna warm up with Joe. We're not we're not gonna have time trust me
It's gonna take fucking 15 minutes for the next game to even start
I'm gonna watch this map though no matter what but I'm a warm-up with Joe
Mr. I need you he called it. I can't be late to my own fucking tournament that I hosted dude
But whatever he said it made that comeback also possible. Let's not forget the real comeback
Unfortunate didn't happen until the second half. It didn't happen until face
Dude, imagine things come back and win, Seth.
That would be insane.
They stayed off a championship point, which they did.
And then they did it again.
They did it over and over until they pushed us to a fourth.
And they will do it over and over again
until they push us to Clubhouse.
I got confirmation.
He was closer himself, cancelling out the tag time.
I'm saying, you know what? I changed my mind.
Nothing was locked in just yet.
So they keep playing.
them cancel it. He's gonna do this glitch spot. That's so much aura.
enough for years.
It avoids you either rappelling out getting stuck in animation or climbing the ladder
with the same story.
She's on the balcony.
That's the safest way to get to the balcony was out from the house.
Now it's faced in that same thing.
Face Clan last found in the building.
But look at the difference in lineup.
They got IQ, they got the quality, they got a striker.
This is about utility and clearing things step by step.
Face Clan are changing the pace from faster slow, faster slow.
Three people seated to be balcony looking for a place.
No one's in KBS's favorite squad trying to contest with the Scorpion, which is not known for its long range engagements.
He's about to have three people coming his way. Another Nade goes through. He sees one cross. He sees a second cross.
Now he has support from the Warden. Deeper, the Bombsaw, the Nade goes out, but...
What a minute. What a minute.
...the Warden, a half-war, will fall, and now Noa is left all alone.
His fighting players fighting him one by one, but he detonates.
The foreign signature gives him enough cover, but not enough to protect his teammate.
Two will fall on the Bombside.
Face might come back!
Bro! Face might come back!
No one hell, cyber, no as well.
They're reloading.
This feels like those late round secret clutches and FaZe and Noah are feeling too.
They need to lock this one in.
Take it step by step, no one can swing alone.
They drop down the hatch, they start planting.
The Savage Dress will just find it so on to the retake,
but Viddicking finds both of them!
Another round for FaZe!
Uh... maybe?
FaZe just closes it out right now.
ONE LOSS CHANCE! DECADED DONE IN REGULATION!
You see how close-
Are we gonna have another infinite overtime game here?
This is ins- this is actually insane.
Secret tech time out.
You guys- you guys play aggressive on this big arena with a C4?
You play aggressive on army? Just jiggle army?
And if you see that he's there and holding you, I can swing him for you right now.
Can you try to not take the little bit more of the, uh, the gadgets for-
For example, more barbed wire instead of, uh, the traps or anything?
And even though what's more good is that it's actually really good. They are trying to waste it and then you're just
Getting watching our pocket and just put in later. I think that's it guys
They are playing for the first minute of the round. They win or lose the first minute of the round
Yeah, let's make sure that we react properly just to that. They are so lucky guys. Okay. They are so lucky
Bro that's exactly how phase plays though. They're just fucking sprint at you
But like they do it in such a coordinated way
It's like last round they got so lucky is not meant as disrespect
It's a way to explain that they should have won that round and did the exact same thing again
They would get a different result
Where's the put it in simple terms?
These are playing for the first 60 seconds of the round
They are playing to the opening kill for early advantage to then keep building that pressure and keep building that one by one
so secret they can match it first 60 seconds do or die by the way this
stage is fucking beautiful dude wow
that is the conversation of a plane
that's a line of defense
definitely
I mean a savage hit this shot
hold on me to begin with
oh my god
I think the van is just over
Vita is gross
no coverage of the guy upstairs watching Akka's action
Vita is gross dude
so one gunfight changes everything
and as much as says
don't want to admit it this one thing in the back of them
in the back of their minds right now and it's that we have to win this round
because if we don't if we don't win this round we've just been reversed
swept two maps in a row and we go down to a best of one on cloud house and
there is no question whose mental of the shot base might be the better team
base might have more experience base might have won a grand final this
time before but if you're meant to the shot or your enemy just dancing
around you in the server, there's nothing you can do.
The Siege Gods don't care about your accolades, they don't care what your name is,
they don't care how many kills you've had in your career,
or how many times you've been to a six-invitational.
They care who wins today, right now.
This is the thing, right? Face the nerd, change things up here on the border.
They start to slow, but they went fast.
Those first 60 seconds, well, they're gone in 10.
And in secret they invested so much into the early stage here, right?
Blue mines set up on the entry, same thing with the Christmas mines.
The thing is that utility stays alive forever until cleared or activated.
Sikki will be okay, but they're lacking those DMRs that we've seen before, like the Aruni, like the Kaeyi TCSG, like the Gouge TCSG.
So they're strong in close quarters by the bonus like maybe.
But what happens when they start executing from outside the building, right CC window, break room door?
How do you fight back against them if you live it?
Here come the Grimm's bees and Cyber takes advantage, modally, yet again!
No way.
No way, dude.
No way.
Say he's re-stabilized to have the advantage and secret, I'm too afraid to lash out.
right here. Frasier is too much to dream beast come Sally falls on back has
buried for all. It's going to swing though. We can trade it back. And the demons
been shut down too. Has been very quiet on board a far cry from what he
brought to secret on fortress. It's up to Savage to fill those big shoes.
If FaZe wins this round bro, why are you gonna come back?
From 6 to 3 and 6 to 6.
CCTV is theirs for the taking.
Dude face them in a good spot, they have a lot of control.
Wow!
Wow!
Bumbleboarder.
Faze!
FIGHT!
Faze might actually end this in the most aura fucking way ever.
Dude I saw a thing on Twitter.
record on border at the event or whatever is one win four losses secrets is ten
wins two losses could you imagine the three six come back with that it's death
for face really showed again they started playing really fast early stage
tracer calls attack time button says guys it play before 60 seconds right
after they switch to 10 more again
I mean secret has so much fucking talent though like that is crazy. I I don't know
who wins the ot I'm gonna say phase bro I'm gonna say phase damn everybody wants to see the the secret
map five which version of phase is gonna show up are they gonna go for the fast dude phase is
disgusting I mean six three that mental fortitude that that takes after you
literally just completely sold fortress they should have been out of here with
the trophy with the trophy with the million dollars they should already been
out of here but then they fucking choke back to back 3d ones get forced to map
for the fortitude being down three six after choking map three and then
and bringing it back is insane.
It's every single round, because he's getting
help from his teammates like Romory Breach,
Brake and Thor, with Dunn Five's shore,
but Noah is cuging and dancing with grenades
and grimpies every single round,
and you can't keep escaping,
you can't keep winning that fight.
It's time to target up on Chou,
he's playing a very dangerous position in the waiting room,
he gets detected, a brief moment, and a lion scan.
This is a very sick way to try and hold on to his stairs,
He's with the shotgun, he's double shotgun.
Did I see that correctly?
I'm going to assume that's intentional, but I'm not going to lie to you James.
Double shotgun on boarder is usually never intentional.
There's just about no reason to play double shotgun.
If you've got the primary, you just may as well bring something for longer range.
Oh yeah, you might have.
That might have been...
June may have made a critical mistake.
He's now going to have to play...
Well he has the wrong gun.
I mean that's disgusting. That is gross.
this crossfire as Adrian now gets targeted by that Deimos and there is a
sneak up the East Stairs from Handy on the other side.
There's a good call that's gonna give people that slight sense of guys something's happening.
Final line charge, there's a backstop successful for Handy.
Stab it!
He was spotted in Greycroom and that's meant to be Noah's teammate.
Candy hold on!
Cyber from down below, takes him out!
Time to secure 45 seconds and still playing the burn of that team.
Holy patience!
That's a 90 however, I'm kidding.
double it's up to the shot down to the 90 damage which is so good on the rest of this series we
can't step up the grim beat oh my god one more chance
this is a little pattern of chest I think Noah feels that pressure to
performance I see wait oh it's six seven he's right yeah no he's right he's he's
right he's right it's the problem for phase a deal with it is the most important
spot on this track I was so confused for a second I know I said a phenomenal job but
Moki was the one to clutch in the end secret we're so close the first time in a
chat we are so good we're so good
we get to see Mowgli's POV
good bang
but even though his position and he certainly did
and Mowgli won it regardless
so we're not drunk
we need more horrible drunk work for face
one of the most notorious fraggers in the game
from the MVP of EWC
when Secret raised their first trophy
I only have one of those unbelievable 4k watch moments in the tournament and today he's been
far too quiet. Dude there's a Ayara Ali in the crowd dude.
Yeah did you see what I'm saying? There was a Ayara Ali bro.
Oh and they could have played their highest level it's everyone working together.
Like that round but no one's the one in the middle of playing CCTV for Adrian's-
What did I have to say? I have to say what's up dude.
If the gun behind seven stars is broken, now they're much weaker.
They're stronger together in that pack.
They got the IQ.
Looking for any of those cameras that could be brought out.
There are none.
They see the sentry lurking on that balcony.
Donut sees a player in the East air slowly creeping up of souls. So we don't jump in that window six
I meant what a crossfire the thing is
Still in the roof just joining checking for things
I'm not going to building just yet
It looks like it is indeed if I just hit our store here
They got the planter on see on our cards window and by the comment that sees it all with doom
This could just be them flipping the attack three people out cars
While you strike them break them door, but it's a little bit telegraphed right a lot of time when nothing is happening
The server is that the attack east? It's gonna be a big aggressive
Oh these with the black beer gets knocked back savages all for it's body contact
That's a good king will shut it down only finds one for secret
But they're gonna be a lot more than that. It's so good. Yeah, baby. Yeah, baby. No
Mobley, yeah, please
This good info for it
the fights. Secret have lost their chance for the truth of phase now as Nolan
Adrian are left with so much to do and so little to work with. Just a half a second
missed time they're right lion scan. If you just wait for a moment longer you
get that red ping or he stops moving instead the swing came out before the
lion charge. Savage did not go for the catch out of the black bit no gun
behind him and he was in that 1v1 the 50-50 he lost it. Secret did not play
close enough together now they're holding angles they're fishing two people
main stairs both on health being held by Noah Adrian working on his own to
the archives has to fall to the first move without the drone has to check
where this player is and he has a breach actually walk through it if
he wants to. No one needs to make the first move he needs to have a big impact on the bottom of the main stairs
He's seeing Jume do it twice now.
No way right?
Still not possession for his team.
Can he do what they need?
It's finally the breach with that mate no more.
Tuber out and Fiddler King from behind.
Well bro, okay this is why this is the best team in the world.
Vita gets a kill, he's 30 HP, pro-ing behind a desk.
in secret knows he's behind the desk. They try to get a free kill on him, but KDS is just
literally on top of him instantly. Like KDS runs to the double door and saves his life.
Like they're so fucking coordinated, bro. It felt like ranked when your entire team
just leaves you out to die. These guys actually fucking protect each other. They're so close.
And then after KDS gets the kill, Vita's able to drop the hatch and return to safety.
It's just perfect fucking game.
Can't afford to have FaZe.
Bro, I think FaZe is going to win, dude.
I'm going to go tinkle chat, 7-7, what a game, what a series, what a championship.
I'm going to go tinkle.
I'm going to go tinkle.
The Secret had such a lead here.
It was a 6-3.
And now FaZe have brought it back to 7 rounds a piece.
It's been 4 map points that Secret have failed to close out.
It's starting to look a little bit like Fortress in reverse.
Line 2, local time here, 11.20pm.
If we go to our fifth map, or deep, deep in OT, this is a 1AM,
we're getting closer and closer to midnight.
The players had a long day before this game started.
They've had a hell of a long game inside the server.
There comes a point where it's about simply staying awake in the server
and operating a slightly higher level than your opponent.
What point is June playing table tennis into the early hours of the morning actually good practice to stay up to play this grand final?
He's energetic, he's been fighting, but June has been a bit more of a fighter than Fortress.
Why don't you know a single player can be the style every single time?
There's a team game in the end.
Little tick turns carrying that burden.
For face plan, I feel like it is a story of, it's rarely about the style player and much more about every single unit.
It's a well-oiled machine.
Ironically, the one map where it felt like Faze had one star player
was the one where they didn't really need to.
And that was handy popping up.
Popping off.
Oh, you did it.
He must have chose to kill Reckon as well.
I have 15 kills from this one.
Oh, wow.
Scared this side off.
I'm scared.
Unbelievable, a nuke from June, big C4.
And that's the power of the Valkyrie at large.
And thanks as well to the Mewchammers for protecting his teammates from the Dokoviev effect so they could get on that camera and call out for him to make that play.
IGTU is the only player by the bottom side. If he falls, the round might as well. So TUM has to now stay alive, not even go on camps.
JonSup, no one can push the side and his other four people work the area above.
But FaZe Clan, if they have a good retreat, go for a rush. This time, very quickly.
7-7.
And Cybers is already dead.
Make sure not to pop up his head too early, but Adrian gets Amida, 5v3 for secret.
They're not finding any success whatsoever.
Now they know.
Finally, Dune gets spotted.
But they know exactly where Candy is.
When he goes out, Dune can continue fighting, and he tries to make a play.
What a double lead!
What a double lead! My God!
He had nowhere to go! That is incredible.
That is incredible, Steve.
The vertical angle's locking out of it!
And Noah has finished off some of it!
Handy, you're so good!
And my Naya 3K certainly makes it look possible now!
Oh my god!
Did y'all see that?
Holy fuck!
Handy, you're absolutely gross!
He's gonna age. He's gonna age.
He's gonna age. He's gonna age. He's gonna age.
What?
Dammit.
Wait.
I know he's better than me, but what the fuck was that Deimos those five seconds later? What was that?
Yes, I wish it's you wait. He's well. What was that Deimos?
The trade he's crossed that was disgusting the double-nade that he prefired the guy on the balcony
Holy aura bracket to get you to the grand final
continues
through 0-2 down in the biggest match of these players careers the only ever
reverse sweeps in 2018 one more round of a
318
Shit it on
Bro the game sense to pre-aim the balcony swing there is
disgusting
He pre-aimed the balcony swing. Oh my god. What the guy planting wanted the better safe position behind the chassis is safer from other angles
What's the difference angle from upstairs?
Incredible.
Kill record 62, 3 kills away from breaking history.
Fandy has been through so much.
He's about to break the kill record?
What?
He's gonna have a whole nother map to play after this.
That's the most impressive stat I've ever heard.
because I'm gonna assume whoever has the single series kill record was in a best of
five just like this in a win map five okay and it led him to this moment he
might break it before map five himself follow and walking hand in hand with his
brother on the stage after losing from a six-one lead he then did the same
thing in the first hammer and now he will break every record he needs to to
Get back to that hammer again!
The three kills that happened here in Border, win or lose.
But in phase, they do end up losing, and Clubhouse will guarantee it surely.
Handy will never go quietly into a map.
Yeah, so start here in Border, please warm them into it.
Leak the kill tally for his team.
No one on the Twitch, probably every goer can as a known demand,
instead of B-Farm style of ventilation.
I see a Blitz, I see a Thatcher James.
There is a real possibility of EMPing the solace,
of watching for those C4s and popping off.
They've banned the smoke, they've banned the clash, they've banned the Asami.
They're shutting down both the plantenile and the coverage.
If they are not careful, if they step too far away from their thumb side,
there might just be a gap.
Is this the way back into it?
The team's secret.
He's looking for it.
That troop is prepared. Looking for any information, Valtor's cameras over. Any traps that the Twitch didn't see earlier.
Mind you, Blitz has his shield on his back right now. That way, Soulders cannot track him. He's wearing pistol in hand.
They're gonna smoke, they're gonna cover, and they're gonna go.
But the Blitz is going elsewhere.
Jurem is the first to fall. He was the one planting. Cyber somehow managed to catch him all the way inside a server.
Hany has an inkling, but he doesn't know that the plan is in fact not going down.
Savage goes deep for one, but he's traded on back again, facing control of the rounds.
The nerves are getting to them secret just need to win from this position
So they're gonna go
Well, stop savage the only person deep in the bomb side. It's so shortly after
There's a one strike kind of strategy and now it's time for plan C. You gotta go for kills
You gotta go deep you gotta make the gun skill work. It's magic 40 seconds all attackers on their own
Sun up off, sun below, look at handy, waiting around the corner by half wall.
Noah, you've tried to get to SI for years, it's time to make you count!
On the biggest of stages, he will not disappoint!
This guy's got shit on him.
Not a supply of pace.
40 seconds to find that defuser.
No, please, got it, please, got it.
And the bomb is frozen in place.
I didn't get to find a gap here, maybe a damage, but he can't find it.
Holy passion bro when there's no time on the clock it's so hard to win in a 3v3 against
bros it's like hey rons you walk in you're in a malusia there's three seconds left your
ears are hearing there's a guy killing you from vert like I mean against bros bro in
In a plant situation, you're gonna need at least 30-40 seconds to work at least some
time for kills.
They're a yellow ping on KDs in the hallway.
Is that Shaco?
They're trying to go for the red mango.
Missed it slightly.
Looks like Shaco, no?
In the crouch level, KDs was prone level.
Oh, no.
Therefore, they'll not connect.
No, no, no, no.
We will keep going deeper and deeper into OT.
It seems like there's no end to what secret and fame can achieve.
Get it, Grand.
Yo, is this game just gonna last forever?
oh my god literally slight mis-timing tragic for june he tried to play a little bit off pace
but the phase i'm not unironically i mean the best like series ever unironically
much more can a heart take it has been a grueling i was gonna say a couple hours
but many hours into the scrab final and it's time to wear and tear upon all of us
but Secret Mosaics, the ones in the server, they're the ones who has to impact the least
they need to maintain their level. Mind you, if Secret become victorious here, we're gonna
fuck us, which is all about being calculated and precise when they couldn't have a scrabby nap
Due to the long distance of the series
It is only the beginning for secret if they can finish this is
And he sits on 18 kills. He's still on 62 across the format she played just shine of that 65 kill record in a best of five
Secret move back on the defense phase
Attacking them pretty scary. We can't deny it in regulation
Both teams won their attacking splits four rounds to two and so FaZe now have a chance to get one leg up and find
yet another championship points
Go again and again and again. Jack probably again and again. You guys see how they have four stars over the FaZe logo
Is that how many majors they've won or how many world championships they've won?
a
Shaving up take a damn time
to find a winner
The slow one as the size change made used to know what to make any mistakes and they have to brava
They have that was world championships. I would have shit myself who was here in their toolbox to utilize a clear
Noa who has been the player for secret in the spot of an honor
Difficult spots and now with a play
I have never seen that. I have never in my life seen that angle. Oh my god.
The plays, I mean they haven't really achieved much yet, they found a kill.
I thought we're probably gonna be seen.
He's alive but Scythe is vulnerable and it looks like he may be going through
the hole for it. The smokes go out, the fire as well and it was a trying plan.
The Savage, no denial.
Scythe is dead and Zayna King and Scythe are turning up.
Let's go Boracara.
Morley can stand up.
Let's go Boracara.
Nothing else.
Bro, I think if FaZe wins this World Championship today, which they're one round away,
I think they could make the case for the greatest siege team ever.
Rather, that's two out of the last three world championships they've been the winners of.
And the only one they didn't win, they got second.
Like, that's the most dominant performance in siege history.
Besides, maybe Prime Penta.
Maybe Prime Penta with Pengu and Fabian.
But like, bro, that's disgusting.
For a scene, there is no Prime Penalty.
No, there is no solace.
They're so good at this thing.
They needed the site, was free for the taking.
Handi, Handi's so good, and Vyta's so good,
and Soros, KD has three.
I mean,
I've raised the hammers twice.
Only six.
Four of them from your team back in the day.
One of them, Troy Canadian.
Yeah.
One of them, Bosco, who raised one on Xbox and one on PC.
Yeah.
Never has a Brazilian done it.
The most dominant region in Rainbow Six,
that there is something that FaZe is yet to do.
Wow.
To hold a candle to the greatest dynasty we saw all those years ago.
And they are just five kills away from me, and I'll get this.
Handy is just two kills away from breaking the biggest record of any kills.
There's only six players who have ever lifted a hammer twice at SI.
If FaZe wins this, it'll be eleven and it'll literally be their whole squad.
kills to tie it up to break it sorry to break it one kill to tie it one more
kill off to that to break it surely handy is to kill the way from breaking the
all-time series skill record they're on the floor
they are feeling the most doesn't even need five how do you approach my god
way
one more round to face the introduce happening on the main door
Vamu not stairs around CCTV. There's no time. It's very quiet one. What you know, so good
Play with somebody like cyber
There is no solace
So please lacking information exactly what's happening. Here's a mirror window. You just bought a gun punch it's so aggressive
Savages
Okay, please put a rest no kill record for you and you must feel a little bit more the bomb
Son is still far away for secret as phase up push
well
well
and phase
being toy with the being forced back
with beer king says hold my beer
I've still got another chance here
to make history
agents in barfield, pH would drop deep in office
they're gonna say screw the wrong thing
we want the science
it's going on savage how do you let that one slip by
how has everyone fallen for sacred
in Brazil their hearts would
phase as one
The day in Paris?
Makes a champion!
But Travis makes history!
From the ashes of Heartbreak!
Faith! Forge their dynasty!
From going the distance of fortress
to getting up of their seats
before they actually won they holy fucking aura back-to-back world championships and the
only one they didn't win they got second three consecutive world championship finalist appearances
in a row as i as the only other team since 2018 2019 and they did it without making a roster change
for the last three years and they did it by being an S.I. finalist.
Well yeah bro no shit there why would they change the roster they can't lose
why would you change your roster at that point roster changes only happen when you lose
eras of siege if you don't lose why would you change anything
w7 inferior but nobody has done what faze has done today
That is insane.
They've been flying under the radar due to all the great stories.
It almost feels like the competition forgot about them because they've always been in the running for grand finals, only losing.
Wow.
And they're all losers. Very few teams can beat FaZe and the ones that do, always throw the digits.
We might have called them the defending world champions, but that doesn't-
They're the best team in the world, bro. They deserve it. They deserve it more than anybody, bro.
They're the best team in the world.
are chasing greatness and for this man right here handy on the verge of breaking more than one record
on the same day it must mean everything. In Sao Paulo he watched his brother wreck the trophy
only to then raise it in front of his brother in Boston. Today he's become one of the first
Brazilian players ever to raise it twice. On the other side I will see the respect of being
paid to secret by the players of face right what a grand final that became
it started off so slow they're gonna hell of a run for their money bro i'm telling you bro if
team secret i don't know who they could get rid of but if if they could get competent in their team
they would have the rookie of the year and june when the same team i mean that would be
that is how you're gonna beat face i'm telling you to win back to back it's perfect and they
common English. Alright chat we got a tournament to win boys. Rocket League
tournament with Joe Barthelosi. First ever
Twitch streamer Rocket League tournament. I'm gonna go live on YouTube. I'm gonna
call Joe. Hi guys get me in the server. We're kicking off the first game in 20
minutes me and Joe play the first game against Arke and Yugi. I'm gonna go
Tinko, BRB, high-vives pull up the bracket, give me a server. It's time boys.
It's time to win this tournament.
You've won now two invitations back to back. What's the difference between
winning it once and then winning it twice?
The difference is we are the only team in Brazil has two so I think now
Now we are truly the best team ever in Brazil,
so these make us very happy, and this is the best feeling.
The big difference is that this time,
we showed everyone that we are the best team in the world,
and we have done it once again.
You are indeed the best team in the world,
and now you get to celebrate it with your teammates.
Go and lift the hammer.
And Paris, I want you to make some noise
for this phenomenal, unstoppable team.
your six Invitational 2026 world champions.
FATE PLAN!
So today is the day of the first ever streamer Rocket League tournament game.
Wait a minute, this is going to call one of the high-vives.
Hey, high-vives.
We're going to interrupt you guys.
What's good, Junko and Pops? How's it going?
Well, high-vives. Let's actually...
Let's do a piece, Jerry, dude. How you doing, bro?
I'm doing fantastic. How was your day today?
See, it's always scary when you're this jolly, though.
I don't know. And whenever you're this quality, it's pretty terrified.
Bro, you think we're going to win this tournament?
I told you, I told you, officer, I think, I think you guys are the best team.
I know, bro. But then now we have pressure, dude,
because it's only best of threes, bro. If we lose, bro, wait,
Bradley and Zoink are on a call. We have us. Do you need anything for me?
No, no, no. I wish it was in here.
About to go talk to Bradley and Zoink, dude.
Okay, Habritz, I'll be back. First game kicks off in 19 minutes. Yeah.
Yeah, wait, where's our key where were they at this I told them they play first and they said yeah, so I I mean are they live
Cheddar are you live? I don't make our keys live
Yeah, our keys on life, but
Yeah, ready
How about you see the new Siege year 11 dude, I did I did I'm happy that that's their best work in years
Might be the best year ever. I'm not gonna lie. They locked in bro. They locked in they stop
Chad here's the bracket y'all here is the bracket
Here is the bracket
Chad, you know a sleeper team. I'm not gonna lie as arriving in Zoink, bro. They're such fucking gamers also
So Zoic bro Zoic was streaming practicing for like five hours yesterday
Riot texting me and said he's been practicing this week. That is the sleeper team
Who else is a sleeper team? I don't know about Jinx and Marvin. Jinx is good. Ooh, Ludwig and Squeaks is sleeper
Squeaks is Squeaks might actually be the best player in the tournament chat. I think Squeaks is like actively diamond
I
Your teammate is warming up if you want to watch that okay, I'm gonna go talk to
I'll see you
Yo, yo, yo, yo, wait wait, we're in the most
Yo, what's up, man?
It's actually
It sounds like you're in an aquarium Bradley wait really. Yeah, wait, let me fix it
Yeah, do you see how good are you at rockin lead by the way I am
Plats one
What?
What?
How high is that?
Is that like above silver?
It's above silver.
What?
No way!
I just finished my tenth game and it put me in silver bro.
I think it messed it up though because I played with the champion guy and I got rolled.
Wait a minute.
It sounds like you're in an aquarium still, Riley.
Really?
No.
It sounds like you're like now sounds like you're on a speakerphone
You know your phone where the guy directs traffic. That's what it sounds like. No, I've been one outside since last year
I can't
God yo Zoic bro, dude, I saw you verified orbit, dude
Yes, dude. How how satisfying was that?
Dude, it was honestly like I was so relieved. I was just like thank if I was over
Rosalind, I was in your stream the night you beat it, bro.
I tried to call you twice.
I was going to give you motivation.
Oh, yeah, no, I saw that.
Yeah, bro, you were breaking your key caps, bro,
and I was trying to give you motivation.
Yeah, no, it happens, it happens,
looks people get angry at times.
Yeah, but good job, I like the good job, dude.
I said, y'all are an underrated team.
I said, going into this, y'all are a dark horse team,
bro, y'all are actual gamers, dude.
You know what I mean?
That's one thing I was thinking about,
like we're facing black boy max and ex you see man and max isn't a gamer man yes I
not like I said four night through OBS on a three second delay bro like he's not
a gamer yes bro yes exactly max literally plays through OBS I think he
still does that but actually yeah that is an X like diamond yeah so X is like the
top four players in the tournament is probably in this order I think squeaks is
the best player, then X, then Joe, then Ginge, in that order, then Ginge.
Those are the best four.
You say Squeaks is over, Joe.
Yes, and X.
I think Squeaks is currently actively diamond, I think.
X is actively plat, Joe is plat.
Oh, I thought Joe was like diamond in them ones.
He was.
No, Joe was diamond like four years ago.
Oh, he's plat right now.
Joe's plat right now.
So he's like as good as you he chose better than me Joe is
All right, Joe is considerably better than me. I think
Hey, how's everyone doing in here run you we're starting at four minutes second
Yeah, bro. How are you doing today? Great? Where the fuck is Archey and you give out away?
Yeah, you know, I started I started my day watching you today at 11 o'clock in the morning really what was I doing?
Well, I didn't know that you were you were watching rainbow you were wearing a rainbow six siege. Oh, whatever. Oh, nice. Nice. Yeah, that was fun
Wait, Ron, do you know you're in a aura call right now? Right? You know you're in a aura call
What am I looking at on your stream? What's on my screen that?
Wait, why are you bold with no eyebrows?
Okay, it's a long it's kind of a long story. Have you been traveling the last two days? Wait
Wait why did your mod is time down call me a tubby lard what is a lord w wait which mod was it
Actually, Ron, it's better if you don't even know the Lord dude. I just spawned in
Fucking chopped man
You look like an egg
Okay, that's the cutest thing I've ever seen shit. Yeah
You're right. He's not coming back to class, bro. You got to give it up. Hey, bro
I'm gonna do that run. I don't get because lots of class. I just need that bro, right? Have you met Zoink?
I haven't what's up Zoink? How you doing? Wait, do you know the lure of Zoink round or not?
No, not really. What's up Zoink? My name is Ron. How are you, bro? Okay Zoink? I'll give you an introduction
Oh, okay. Zoink is the best geometry desk player in the world
Oh, yeah.
No, no, no, yes, yes, yes.
Okay, so if you're so good, screen share the hardest game right now.
Go ahead.
What?
What screen share?
Screen share the hardest game.
It's kind of funny how you put me and Arke versus you and Joe Bagnosi.
I just kind of want to put it out there.
I'm going to make it about myself because, Jinxie, it's kind of funny how you want
to win your own event.
It's kind of funny how you want to win your own event.
No, wait, I already were good.
Chat said you're good.
I'm shite.
And I'm shite.
I ain't no way, holy fucking shit man!
Yo, stable Renovation when the caught isn't about him, grumpy, bitch ass son!
You're late, bro, you're late.
I'm not late.
You're gonna lose first round, it doesn't matter.
Okay, run! Zoic screensharing, Zoic screensharing.
Well, I'm not quite sure that my team is on the actual game.
Wait, you're using the volume.
Wait, Zoic, I hear you talking about volume.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
You can get a stream volume on.
Yeah, turn on my stream volume.
Now it's good.
Alright Ron are you in the screen chair?
Yeah show me the hardest part.
This is the one.
Yeah wait I'm boning.
Wait he just swaps it.
This is the one.
Wait wait, where is that one somewhere?
It's on focus.
It's on focus focus focus focus focus focus.
Wait Ron, wait, you found the controller?
No, I'm not gonna connect it to the rocket.
Wait go to the right.
Go to the right. Go to the right, keep going, keep going, keep going, I'll tell you when.
Um, oh wait, it's club, it's club step, the one I got stuck on.
You never made it to club step, Ron.
I think so.
I think so.
The chat knows.
You might be to get an X step, dude.
I quit the game on X step.
Yeah.
Go to X step.
Maybe just hit it up with a deadlock real quick, sorry.
You think?
Yeah.
The one I got stuck on.
Okay.
But I look at the GD and like wow, you're gonna play Rocket League Joe
You know, just let you know man. I uh my chatters were deemed Eden edible. I ate three edibles. So wait
Okay
So I need you to be so like dead ass right now. You're fucking with me, right?
Everything motherfuckin buzz. Hey, oh Joe you ate three edibles before turn. How is he bouncing like this?
I'm telling you it's cheating.
Zoic, this isn't even like, bruh, it's like, wait, what?
Okay, what was that?
Zoic, it really could have horrific right now.
You're kind of, I mean, this isn't really.
Yeah, this isn't right now.
You think this is easy, bro?
Can't you, bruh, mess up, bro?
This is too easy for you.
Zoic, show them like, what's that guys?
A lot of levels in this game.
Oh yeah, what's the hardest map?
Bro, oh, I can play, like, Mums, bro?
Wait, maybe that's still not a play.
What's an extreme demon you know you could be instantly with no hesitation?
Life on the line is a blood saying play orbit bro. I just but he just beat over he just beat over okay
Okay, show me something. Show me something. Okay, this this level
No, watch no, watch no, okay
Oh
No, no, no.
Last try.
Last try.
Last try.
Oh, no.
Dude, do you see how fast his ball is moving?
Pa, wait, what the fuck am I watching?
No, no.
Yo.
But dude, do you see?
Wait, hold on, hold on, hold on.
How do you even know what you're doing?
Because he's pro, dude.
He's the best player.
But I'm saying, like, how does someone even know what they're...
It's just because he's the best player, dude.
Dude, what are you...
Like, it's more muscle memory than it is.
Like, than it's...
Wait, my eye.
Oh my god.
I think everybody should disperse supply to their team and lock in wait, is it
What I saw you say that you would be better than me at any video game
Oh, yeah, I did that. Yeah, that's true. That would be true. Yes. Aren't you like only good at fortnight?
Aren't you only good at like reacting to content about that
Oh
You're addicted to edibles
Oh, Jesus. Wow. Wow.
All right. So is the animal just a word?
What? What?
Is the animal just a word, guys?
Let's talk about it today.
You know what I mean?
All right. Good luck, y'all, man.
Good luck to everybody in here.
All right, bro.
It's time to lock in.
Oh, my God, I just I just wait.
Hold up. I just left.
I just Joe, Joe, Joe, are you?
Wait, Yugi, Yugi, Yugi.
So you rigged the tournament so you can win.
All right.
Yugi, what's good, dude?
So bro, Yugi, my chat said you were pretty good,
but I'm going to be honest.
No, I'm shit, brother.
I have 30 minutes combined in the right time.
That's how you're going to go.
What's your rank?
What's your rank?
I'm like, I'm bronze silver, bronze silver, the most,
the best.
The best I can be is bronze or silver.
Bro, yeah.
Get us.
Get us.
Silver, dude.
No, no brother, but but but Archie has to combine ten minutes on the game. You know
Brother did you guys not did you guys not have like a team meeting and practice or anything?
Like me and me and Jake are like off stream.
Yo, how'd though?
Yo, me and Jake are like off stream.
I don't like how.
Look at the fucking Discord chat channel.
Is that you?
Is that you?
What happened?
Let me see.
Oh, here, let me screen share for you.
How do I see it?
What do you mean?
What do you mean?
Here, I'm screen sharing.
I'm screen sharing.
Is this you, bro?
Tell me when you're in screen share.
No way.
Yes.
Okay.
Yeah, I'm in.
Is this you, bro?
Wait, rewind everyone.
I'm in sync only.
not jinxing because if this is you I don't want to play with you bro I don't
want to play against you yes that is you did a flippery set no no it's not me it's not me it's not me it's not me it's not me
okay bro I'm three weeks into the game bro like let's listen listen listen make
excuses bro try to win okay listen surely we just hit shuffle we hit shuffle
on some of the matchups you get him same broski let's hit shuffle on some of the matches
You guys are last seed were first seed that's how it works
Yeah the thing is you can't do that
So Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe
Here hold on GC first let me deal with Joe
Joe you're not good at any other game other than fucking GeoGaster
That's one thing okay I don't want to hear nothing from you
That's just one thing I just want to say that to you
What are you, what are you good at?
Um there's many things I'm fucking good at I tell you okay
Sometimes
Um I've played uh it's Five Hearts Under One Roof
You ever heard of that game?
Nope
Look okay I see
Joe, are you or are you not on three edibles right now?
I'm not on three edibles, but they keep redeeming
edible to try and get me to eat one.
Why today? No, no, why today of every dance?
Joe, how many edibles have you eaten?
I haven't eaten any edibles yet. Yet, keyword.
So, wait, you're gonna like do it in finals?
Uh, bro, what is this?
Bro, Joe, well, I need to win.
I never win my tournaments.
I need to win, bro.
You cannot be high off your ass, Lappy!
Cause I'll actually freak out!
Like, Jase, this is not fucked!
Jasey, I'm not- Jasey, I'm just saying, when I'm high, you- I reach like a flow state before things get worse, you know?
What does that even- I'm fucking- what does that even mean?
Like, like, you- things get better before they get worse.
Like when I'm I reach like a Zen state of being high where it's kind of like I'm taking like PEDs, you know
Like meditations by Marcus Aurelius
Bros just saying words
Joe if you take one edible during this tournament that is fine if you take two edibles
That is fine. Oh, I would not take two. I would I would take like half of one
Okay, if you take let me take that if you take 1.5 edibles, that is fine
Joseph Bartolozioni if you take anything more than two edibles
We are not gonna win shit. You're gonna be laughing in the net while I try to 1v2
two. You're going to be paid.
I feel like the way that you perceive weed is how like the fried egg in a pan,
like PSA commercials were in the 80s.
No, I just know taking two edibles is not going to enhance your gaming abilities.
Maybe one edible.
Maybe you could argue that.
Yo, Yugi, where the fuck is your teammate?
OK, so OK, so this is what we are.
We are all going to be in call while we play.
Are we going to be?
I would love to, but Jinxie, he starts like,
he needs to calm down.
He, you know, his cortisol level is too big to bike.
He needs to calm down a little bit.
You know what I'm saying?
He's like yummy.
My cortisol is in check.
So don't even try that shit.
My cortisol is in check.
We're low cortisol for 20, 20, 20, 20, 20.
My cortisol is in check.
Chad, can I get a retweet?
I'm gonna listen.
If we're listening all though,
then we can't strategize.
Uh, what?
See, that's what I'm talking about.
I don't listen, okay?
It's a Jinxie tournament and I love Jinxie.
Listen, okay?
You can obviously tell by the matchups he's trying to win his first tournament because
then if he beats Arke and I, he goes on to Riley and Zoink vs XTC and PBM.
With all due respect, I love Riley, Zoink and PBM, but the only good player between
those two teams is XQC.
He's trying to rig it for himself, brother.
Yugi, brother, the bracket is a lot new.
Look, Ludwig has to play last.
Period end of story.
John and Marlon have a flight in two and a half hours.
You need to get Archie to hell in here
and we need to start.
You think I don't have something to do?
I can tell you my whole schedule.
There's a lot of content stuff to be made today.
Where is Archie, motherfucker?
Give me the game.
No, no, no, no, get it.
Number one, get the quarter saw levels down.
You're stressing.
Calm down.
Breathe, breathe, breathe, breathe, breathe.
I should have made you shave your eyebrows.
Now you're chomped.
But understand, breathe, breathe.
I think he kind of looks like a handsome Mr. Clean.
Yo, Joe, I'm not going to lie, bro.
Dude, read this one book.
It's called My Meditations by Marcus Arellius.
He would love that.
He would love that right there.
I just don't even know.
I'm not going to lie.
I'm going to schedule.
Yuki, Yuki!
I'm going to make that.
Listen!
No, no, listen!
Listen, listen!
You need to listen!
No, no, you need to listen!
Now, I'm going to get the DQ ready.
You need you need you need to calm down, okay? You need to drink your D blow gummies calm down
Yes
Excusely sleeping say you see you see there's bigger problems pbm is alive and
We're all good. He's ready to go in 10 minutes. He's uh, let me go. Do you need me to call?
Yeah, I was gonna call him for you. You could do it
This motherfucker sleeping this motherfucker sleeping. Oh my god. Yeah
Oh my god, we have to cancel the tournament.
Arky.
Why don't you?
Why aren't you dequeuing XQC?
You wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, Yugi Yugi, wait, where's Arky?
No, no, no, no.
OK, you see, I got warming around this question.
Where is Arky?
Listen, you know, everybody's asked.
Where's Arky?
No, no, no, no, no, no.
Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe.
Everybody saying where's Arky?
But where?
you know like you know I'm saying where where is that where where's the where's
the integrity in the game it's not about it's like no no jimsy this is more than
just a competitive game this is all a lot of streamers coming together in
collabing yeah that's a problem amazing jimsy thank you so much for doing this
everybody can elaborate we all can interact and do what the streaming
world wants to do brother everybody's asking where's Arkey brother where is
the positivity in this, I'm deafening. Yo, let me get this straight chat. As God is my
witness, this is my last time ever trying to bring together 16 streamers for a
tournament. PBM is late, XQC is asleep, Arke's not even here, and then Ron and
Marlin told me last minute 45 minutes before the tournament started that they
have a flight at 830. Half of the who showed up? Who's on time? Mingo,
sketchbook,
jinge.
Lot of it's not going to be on till nine or fucking seven. We
should already be in the match.
A topic.
Yo, it's just the way where is our key?
Okay, so you're not going to defend and interrupt me and Joe's
conversation so you're gonna wait till this conversation is done and then we
can continue with ours okay all right so Joe pretty much it showed me how
positive in different outlook and how do I serve and serve her death on this
motherfucker okay okay okay okay okay he's ten minutes away he's ten he's five
minutes away no no no he was ten minutes away ten minutes ago now he's
five minutes away okay just give us five minutes give us five minutes because he
will be on the thing about Arkie's mean him were connected. Okay.
So I was curious.
All right. So I think it's only fair that we start with a goal because your
team's late.
I'm not even just like,
no, I think you should start with a job, brother.
That's what I think both of y'all should start doing.
Like both of y'all, bro.
I'm not even just saying this, bro. Like I told everyone the date and time
probably on an 11 day notice, probably a 10 day notice. How are people
late? How is XQC asleep?
How is arc you late? How is PBM late?
Because the average streamer doesn't
Have a schedule the average streamer doesn't and I respect that that's why I said that ten days in advance
I said the date
James thank you for being on time
Oh, no problem. I've been ready since 9 p.m. for Eugene sir. Yeah and James
This is why I love you because I knew you'd be on time
I knew ginger be on time now as for your teammate you said Martin has a flight in two hours. This is news to me
My love of the flight in two hours. Oh
Does he know wait Martin didn't tell you Martin didn't tell you have a plane in two hours
No, he didn't sound like that.
Marlon and I are going to have a flight in two hours.
What the fuck is this tournament?
Your cortisol levels are up here, drop it down.
You don't fuck that towards the pulse it.
Show up on time for the love of Jesus.
Show up on time.
I gave you all these dates in a time of 11 days in a dance.
So what?
Fuck!
OK, OK, OK, OK, you need to calm down.
You need to chill.
You need to chill, OK?
Woo!
Oh!
Ha ha ha!
Bro, who's getting that right now?
Your phone is vibrating.
It's X, it's X.
Dad, call him.
Dad, call him.
Yeah, hi, guys, great.
Fuck the cortisol.
Yo, dad, how you doing?
I need you to unflustered yourself.
Okay, yes.
You're right.
Now, I'll tell you what's going on.
You're right, you're right.
Sketch is actually taking this seriously
and Sketch is like playing right now.
Let me check.
I'm gonna check that right now.
He's locked in for the last 20 minutes.
Okay.
It's like, when's this start?
When's this start?
Now, that's a red flag.
When Sketch is like.
Yeah, when Sketch is the one holding it together.
Yes.
sketch glue right now
Okay, dad, dad. I love you. I'm gonna unfluster
Yo, I'm gonna ask 30 time. Where is our key?
I'm done holding on with six minutes off time
I have 10 chat hoppers literally called me a hood rat.
I have that 10 chat hoppers called me a hood rat
and then I'm annoying.
Do you think I'm okay?
Do you think I'm okay?
I'm not okay.
I'm not okay.
I wanna laugh, I wanna laugh.
Okay, he's live.
His voice is loud.
He's live.
He's live.
He's live.
He's live.
He's live.
He's live.
He's live.
He's live.
He's live.
We sure don't know if he's like, but Ron and Martin have a flag.
So we're on a tight schedule. No, no, no.
Let's do it now.
We're ready.
Sketch, I know, I know, I know, we're going to lose their first game.
All right, guys, check the Twitter group chat.
I'm going to send you a picture of the
private name and the password.
OK, all right, all right, let's just help.
Yeah.
On Twitter, why not Discord?
Why are we not on Discord?
Because someone's got a link in it.
Because someone's got a link in it.
Just go to Twitter.
Discord?
Go to Discord over Twitter.
I'm not going to the one Discord.
Discord!
Discord!
Discord!
Discord, please!
Highbives, don't listen to them.
Highbives, highbives do not obliged.
You want Discord, Highbives?
We want Discord, Highbives.
Okay, perfect perfect. All right. All right. All right. All right. You can see do we need any extras or are we good to go? Oh
God, it's my witness keep them on standby. I don't know keep them on stand. Okay. Keep them on
All right, all right, all right, I'm gonna send it in Twitter. I was that it in Twitter the name
Are we playing right now? Are we playing right now? Yes right now? We're the first game first game
Is it best of three yes
Archie, are you, or Yugi, are you and Archie ready?
Okay, enough to go?
All right.
All right, all right, all right, perfect.
Okay, it's in the Twitter, it's in the Twitter.
Yeah, I'm joining right now.
No, but Jixi, I mean, I don't wanna say that, like,
nobody's ever on time, but nobody is ever on time.
it says unable find server by the way wait no no wait now now now now wait wait
no no no hold up sorry so you didn't make it yet hold up now I made it but
that's for one of the ones they jinxie what it says that it's it's it's it's it's
not again try again try again yeah yeah it's it's that I'm not allowed no no
no now no no try again try again
I'm wondering, do we have a whereabouts on Ludwig?
He's going to be the last one to play.
He already told me a week in advance.
He has to play last.
Which is why we have to keep the bracket intact.
We have to go in or...
Okay, I'm in the game.
Oh, okay, so we're not all playing at the same time?
No.
No.
I'm with that.
Okay, I'm with that.
Nice.
Okay, I get it.
I get it.
All right.
Why are we not all playing at the same time?
Yugi.
Yugi.
Why are you not in the lobby?
Yeah, I am I'm actually in the lobby with Joe Bart. Wait, what? Wait, that's not it. Yeah, it's only it's only me and you being the lobby
Oh, that doesn't make any sense. Wait one second. Okay, let me join
You did say it was secret three right the lobby name
Oh my are you serious? I can't even tell you're being
Are you being that serious bro?
Are you kidding me?
What?
No, are you?
Yo yo, it's good.
I'm ready to get in.
I'm not kidding, it's not yo yo, get in now.
Get in.
Okay, okay, bro, you ready to get in?
Bro, not bad bro, it's good bro.
I got a little fever bro.
Brother, I don't, okay, you know what?
Join us.
I'm a fever, I'm sick.
We're supposed to be in separate calls, bro.
Y'all gotta hop out.
We gotta talk about it.
I'm sorry.
How long it's just gonna take?
10 minutes.
I got a doorknob.
Do I grab it?
Yes, bro.
It's what a joint.
Yes, I'm not playing right now.
What the hell is this?
I'm not playing!
Alright, back to three.
What?
Did that video of yours join?
I mean, it's all in the Twitter group chat.
I explained everything.
It's clear as that.
It's Twitter group chat.
That's not even a real fucking thing.
We have each other's phone numbers.
What do we get?
Well, yeah, let me text 16 individual people on iMessage or I can put it all in a Twitter group chat
Arky join the game. Good luck. Good luck. Arky join the game. Join the game
Arky join the game. Join the game
Yo, that's what it is. Crookchat has sacred info
Okay, it's just me and you, right Joe? All right Joe, listen
We are the f- yeah chat cortisol cortisol whatever fuck off I don't care spike it up
But I hate when people aren't all the time
How are five people late? How's ex-qc asleep? By the way, we have bigger fish to fry
Even if we win this I gotta wake up ex-qc
I gotta wake him up. What is happening?
How do you know he's asleep though?
He's just not answering like he could be up because I've known XQC for probably three years and I would say half of the days
XQC wakes up at 3 p.m. The other half of the days he wakes up at 8. He's literally a vampire
He streams at 9 in the morning and then wakes up at 8 p.m. He's the worst sleep schedule I've ever seen
Wow, and I called him twice and he didn't pick up and
And last night, he said, oh, shit, the tournament tomorrow, shit, what time?
And I literally said, I said the tournament is at six.
I'm like an Italian plumber.
I'm trying to do an x-boy.
I said the tournament is at 6 PM, ESC tomorrow.
So XCC knew the time of the tournament.
Jack, who was watching x last night?
How late did he go to sleep?
How late was he streaming?
How late was he streaming?
there's no sub you know I you don't have anybody that could sub for him but
they would have me equally as good as he it's gonna be somebody fast to be a
diamond yeah the only person I could think hey guys yay yo yo what's up dude
how you doing bro what I'm good so what's the deal I heard you were
I'm going to go and look at
it. Don't don't don't go right now.
Now, G. See, you were just
slacking off Marlon. Go and
fucking say it.
You fucking fucking say it.
First off, I wasn't slagging off
anybody. Marlon, you have a
flight in two hours, right?
What was that?
What time do you have to exit
your set up and end your stream?
What time do I have to exit
my set up? Oh, good question
question see that selfish I would probably say um yeah I mean around like two hours maybe okay even
less so all right we're good uh I'm trying chat what does voice mob even mean I think I gotta
end I honestly I think it is like I think that's maybe like an hour an hour 30 minutes something
like that it should be fine all right you don't have to leave in an hour and 30 no
I have to leave in between I think 30 in an hour so I'm gonna throw you first
in a game here
Jinx, maybe uh Jinx, maybe honestly, that's being fully transparent here. Maybe chance it just fucking just fucking can't
Yeah, also, can I just say so you said it was starting at 11 is now quarter past with 40 minutes
And you've not even started yet. Can you fucking speed it up?
One moment, sorry about that guys
We're talking about strategies and you need to calm down. We're talking about strategies, okay?
We're talking about strategy like bro like damn you just want to first round us. We're trying to get ready
You just want to be yes, you just trying to fucking kick us out like a fucking bitch, bro
You're quarter on levels. You're level up here. You need to put them down here, buddy. Okay?
It was a chance. Okay, bro muted and muted. Okay, Arky
You're gonna have to get in this lobby in the next 45 seconds or you're getting disqualified from the tournament
I said on an 11 days notice the date and time of the tournament. You are 14 minutes
Oh now 15 you are now 15 minutes late to the tournament, and you're telling me you are the game updated
How are you late?
What were you doing today?
30 seconds or your fucking DG you buddy! 30 seconds!
Bernard fucked up! I fucked up like Bernard bro, I'm sorry, I fucked up like Bernard.
Okay? Okay?
Alright boy look! Alright look, GC, send me the invite.
Send me the invite.
Oh yeah, yeah I'm saying, you send him the invite.
I want to invite him!
I want to invite him! I want to invite him! I want to invite him! I want to invite him!
Yo, there's no invite, go to the Twitter group chat, go to play, then go to private match, then click join.
Then click join.
Oh, that's why you can't join, Arkee.
Bro, you didn't tell me that.
How am I supposed to know?
You didn't tell me.
Wait, hold up.
No, no, no.
What did you just say?
What?
Arkee, you weren't told by you he had to join.
You guys have been in a discussion for five days.
So you're the host, and you want me to explain to him.
Bye-bye.
Oh, yeah.
Wait, my bad for expecting you to tell your teammate
how to join.
My ass.
Do you want me to jerk you off to you while you're at it?
Do you want me to jerk you off to you while you're at it?
No, I don't.
I don't.
Check the Twitter group chat.
For the love of Christ, you're 17 minutes late.
Just check the Twitter group chat.
I'm checking.
I'm checking.
I'm checking.
Go to play, then go to join private match.
Type in the name and the password.
There's no god damn reason why you should be 17 minutes late
It's 16 it's 16
Your cortisol spiking bro
Joe during the lobby he's getting upset
Bro
Okay
I'm about to have an aneurysm
I'm about to have an aneurysm
He was in a discord call
He was in a discord call with his teammate
For five minutes and he said
Oh, that's why you didn't join
He didn't even tell him how to join
Wait, okay, let me actually have that
Yo, Archie, what are you doing?
That's fine.
I hold this control.
I'm teaching it.
I'm not talking.
What are you doing here?
Okay.
Right now.
I'm tipping in the code.
I'm tipping the code.
Bro, which one?
Which one?
I swear, I'm tipping in the code.
Okay, press play and then private match.
Do not leak it because if not,
his cortisol levels are going to go through the roof
and we don't want that.
Okay?
So then.
Private match?
Yes.
Private match and then put the.
PBM FaceTiming me.
PBM FaceTiming.
Happy Sunday to you too.
Yeah, okay.
Twitter group chat.
Twitter group chat, it's all in the Twitter group chat.
All right, also your teammates asleep, figure it out.
All right, let's start this.
All right, let's start this.
Thanks a lot, thanks a lot.
Thanks a lot.
All right, let's do it.
Hey, Jigs!
Hey, Jigs, fuck it.
Honestly, cancel that.
I don't care, no, no, no.
I gotta play.
We're about to start right now.
Yo, you're not even gonna make it.
You're not even gonna make it.
You're not even gonna make it.
You're not even gonna make it.
You're not even gonna make it.
We're about to start right now.
Yo, we need you guys to hop out of our call.
Our comms are safe.
Yeah, we're going to.
Our comms are safe.
We just need to get Marlon's production manager
to do it for Marlon.
Yo, are you ready?
Joe, are you ready?
I, oh yeah, hold up.
Joe, we go blue.
I'm going blue.
All right, it's best of three.
Remember, best of three.
It's time.
It's hitting, it's giving me an error when I try to join
blue.
You said what?
You get an error?
When I hit joint blue it uh...
Oh, why am I in the match?
Oh, you uh...
You started the game! You started you!
What?!
What the fuck is that?!
You can see good?
Yeah, I think you set it to a 1v1.
You set it to a 1v1, Jamesy.
Wait, what? That's on me?
Yeah, you set it to a 1v1.
Yeah, I could've joined your team.
Out of the jinx you started the game
Yeah, you started the game, so we yeah, then we'll be able to join yeah
I did it glittery started it too fast like it takes time wait. I didn't make a new server
I fought that password. I mean we're leaving. We're leaving. Yeah
And let's have communication. Let's have communication and let's get into the lobby team size 2v2 what?
It said team size 2v2
I'm so confused.
Whatever.
I have it on Team Size 22 on God.
All right. Here we go.
Is it going to be the same?
It's going to be different because now the same one is going to bring us to the same one.
So it's going to be this.
All right, all right, all right. It's going to be in here.
They can be. To be even banda perish. And then in the in
the urine. Now. J*** ะฝะต impact the
called, so here's maybe the
Obviously it's your tournament as well, so I'd expect you to know that mate and we're actually with 21 minutes behind schedule
I'm gonna be in England in too much
Oh, are you actually?
No, man. No, no, no.
Is that a threat?
No, I'm not.
That's true.
No, I'm not.
I'm not a drench.
What the hell?
Did he just fucking leap?
Jesus Christ. This is a train wreck.
No, no, not like...
No, no.
You can not stop me.
What is he doing?
What is he going for?
No
guys so you guys so we were ready we were ready now we're gonna Joe Joe have
you taken any apples no okay let's put it on my glasses I don't expect much out
of these guys you know you don't remember it's best of three I did it Joe
when I get it play the second touch every time try to cheat up on that yeah
why is it a little bit quicker there Joseph Bartels zone nice
uh oil on the call uh as well as RCF
uh as well as RQ
wait but we shouldn't be in the call you're in the game
oh yeah I'm in the game nice job I'm over it yeah that that's right
it's a little funky
alright they they suck they're just gonna give us the ball
they're basically just gonna be giving us the ball Jeff
well now they're just gonna play defense all night
How could we lose this would be so fair if I- oh my god.
Very nice, nice.
The block.
You.
I got a jump, yep, jump.
Nice, yo, I got it, I got it, I got it, I got it.
You, you, you.
Just happening.
What?!
What?!
I'm back, I'm back, I'm back, I'm fine.
That's rude.
I got demoed, oh my god, why are they good?
Oh my god.
This isn't real life threat.
I got it, I got it, I got it.
I'm walling this.
We're fine, they're not good.
Walling it again, I'm demoing it.
If you can't stand it, if you can't stand it, we're good.
I missed my demo, fuck me in the ass.
I
Go to the ball you play that you play now. I go to the ball
Nice guy. I got it. I'm going you you so much time so much time. Yeah
Yes, so yeah, they're going to wait JC. They're doing what you're doing
There's going for a demo on me every time in the back
So like if you want them driving towards you just like leave out of the way got it good call
They call I got it. I got it. I got it. I got it. I got it. I got it
I got these quick robber. I'm Ariole. I'm gonna wall it
It's gonna be over the middle
You
I'm playing back. I got it. We're fine. Yeah, we're gone. I'm done. All right. We didn't need to hit it. I'm in that I'm in that I'm in that
Already fucking blessed it. I'm so sorry
I'm so sorry. Okay. What are we doing?
I'm gonna try and send it.
I'm over the middle.
He's sending it.
He's sending it.
He's blocking.
He's going gold.
They're absolutely not bad.
Okay.
I thought they were gonna be...
He's just going to fucking hit me every time.
Oh my gosh.
I thought they were gonna be...
I thought they were gonna be...
I thought they were gonna be...
It's basically combat. It's basically combat. We still got a minute. We still got a minute and thirty-seven seconds.
I got it, I got it, I got it.
Yeah, we got it.
Let's get a box.
Cool.
No, no, no, no, no, no.
Nice demo, Joe.
I'm over the middle.
But you oh no, I didn't know you were
JC
Joe, I know you were dropping it off. J.C. You said I'm over mid and then I hit it in the middle
No, but I know you were like dropping it off. You didn't go for the ball
Joe I didn't know you were Joe. I'm so sorry. I didn't know you were dropping it off
You know you go I did not know you're dropping it off
Okay, we're good
We got it. We got a play graph there. We're good. I can hit it if you want. Okay. I got
it. Got it. Good dragon. My god, bro. You, you just get to sit in gold the whole fucking
game like a loser, bro. Oh my god. Hold up. Over the middle. Beautiful toe. I'm
Oh
41 seconds we're gonna lose this game it's fine
We need to go right now we need to go right now
You you you you you got that gosh you're just not rotating right now man. I know I know I know
I
Was he fucking go it's okay. It's okay first thing
Bro, the thing is he's not gonna be able to sit in that like that if they don't have a lead
He's not gonna be able to sit in that like that
What I think it was just sheet bro like we all joined the match it is just started
They score a goal in us for first ten fucking seconds. It's okay play. We're good
We are good. We are good. That's not gonna happen again.
I mean, it can't. We lose.
If it happens again, we're out, yeah.
Bro, it's just a warm up, bro. It's just a warm up.
Here's all we can do. We need to space out more.
Like, if I have it, I have it. If you have it, you have it.
And also, we need to be aware of rotate, especially, like.
Yeah, it's like, if we both go for an attempt, we just can't.
I just joined you joined. Oh my god. Nice. Okay
Like we can't ever double commit. We need to always have a guy back back. That's the only reason why they won
We are good
We are good. We are good. We are good. We got this job. Okay. You go you go you go try to get it try to get it try to get it
Perfect dad
Yeah, I'm flipping over. I tried but I'm not I'm going back
I got it. I got it. I got it. I'm fucking lost now. I'm fucking lost.
Yo. Alright. That is one hundred percent of me.
Now I'm low.
All right, I'm gonna dead it.
I'm gonna dead it.
I'm gonna dead it.
Now I'm low.
Oh wait, you gotta, you gotta, okay.
Perfect.
Oh my God.
Lady?
Joe, you good?
You good?
Talk to me, baby.
I mean, I'm just focused right now.
Nice job.
I got this.
I got this.
I got this.
Joe, you gotta have a trust in me, baby.
You gotta have that.
You gotta have trust in me, baby.
It's really hard to trust you right now, man.
No, no, come on.
Burn flat.
I'm flat.
Come on.
You gotta have a little trust.
We're on flat on flat come on you gotta blow trust
We're not gonna win without trust. I got it like that
Oh my god
All right, I got it
Beautiful time race actually
Come on please please yes. Yes, Joe. I love you. You beautiful fuck
Let's just fucking let's just hit the balls to him, bro. Come on
We I think we're I think they're playing defensively off of us
They're playing defense
If off of us if we play defense they suck
They're just waiting for us to fuck up and then they just hit the ball if we play defensive off of them
they don't know what to do. Okay, I'm going up so you go back okay? Like we can't counter
up. I know what you mean. That means you always should have a guy back. We always should have
a guy back. Period. I'm really good at this. Nice job, please. Well, I got this. Easy,
easy, easy. No, he got it. Fuck. I stole you, you, you, you, you, you. I got it.
I got it clearing it. You got to hit that out. Yeah, I cleared it. Beautiful defense,
I'm on this I'm on this
I'm telling you get them when you be I miss the devil
Let's go Joe. You're so fucking good
Bro, I didn't know what you did. What did you do you're aerial? Oh
You're so hot. Oh
Okay, you go you go you go you go you're like you're like
Zach we started way more stressful than I thought you got this I'm gonna I'm gonna I'm gonna
I'm on that I'm on that I'm on that you you you you you you you you you alright me
me me me me me follow follow follow me over the middle demoing demoing you jumped
over my demo again this kid's walking back I'm going back I'm going back I'm
going back I'm going back all right I tried to slide I got a job you know
Don't you worry, Danny.
We need one guy back at all times.
We gotta do that all day today.
I'm back.
I'm back, I'm back, I'm back.
I'm back, I'm back.
I'm over the middle.
I'm back though.
Nice, Joe.
I'm in that, I'm in that.
Try to contest him so he doesn't get a good shot.
15.
I'm gonna let that go.
I'm gonna let that go.
I'm in that.
Yeah, I'm trying, I'm trying.
I'm still in that.
You, you, you, you.
Nice, Joe.
All right, now I push out of here.
Beautiful, yo.
Over the middle, over the middle, Joe.
Oh, man, that's good.
I'm letting this bounce, I'm letting this bounce.
I'm sitting in that.
Oh, I'm going to rip it over.
You try to demo, you missed.
No, fine.
I can line this if you want.
I'll line it, I'll line it, I'll line it, I'll line it.
Oh, shit.
You are fine.
You just got to work on our rotations.
I'm going to line this.
You, you, you, you!
I demoed.
I missed again.
They jump over the demo every time.
You can play the game.
What is this G?
We don't need to play overly aggressive.
I know.
We're up two.
Off the bus. You're right. Let's just park the bus.
We'll play aggressive next game.
I'm on it, Joe. I got it. I got it. I got it.
Why is Max face-downing me? I'm in the game!
I got it. I got it. Easy go.
Joe, I need you to trust me, spot-by-pot, okay?
Do it to me. I'm trusting you now. I'm trusting you like first game. I lost it first game
I lost it back. I know I know I believe you like just like if I got it now
We should have just played a game together. Yes
Yes, I think that first game was basically I was too busy like fucking trying to get our key in the game
I got it now we're playing
Nice Joe you you you you I'm over the middle of you Belgium
Just drop me! Just drop me! We're the best even in this tournament!
We're the best even in this tournament! Come on dog!
Yo, we're gonna win 9-0 next game, mark my words.
Left goes, left goes, left goes. Nice. Over the middle.
I'm behind you? Okay, I'm back.
I'm sitting in that
Literally no goals we could just check the ball around for 40
I'm getting the back moves now
Now we're looking like a team.
Oh, is there a gap that might be in there?
Ooh, that's hot.
Okay, he missed.
I got this, I got this.
Wow, Yuuki's not bad.
I think Yuuki's not bad, but I think Archie's bad.
Miss?
Oh no, it's fine, it's fine.
Let's go.
Good second game, baby!
really good second game. I'm not gonna lie my my uh my hopes were pretty dampened when we lost that
first one. I mean it was scuffed they got an opening goal because of joint blade it was fun.
It's different when we have the lead like you know what I mean when they have the lead it's
much more pressure. Oh when they have the lead they play like they literally just park Yu-Gi
and gold yes like we just have to be if we get up to zero they're forced to buy
up and then they just suck you these flat okay dude you say the sprawl on
the street he's not brought I keep joining the long fucking team okay go
orange yeah all right Joe this is it we win this we may get to 75 looks all right
I just trust me if I say I got it I got it all right I wouldn't I wouldn't
That's gonna bounce. I'm gonna pick the back and sit net
You go ball I sit net nice that's all put up off right. I'm gonna line this. I'm gonna line this. I'm lining it
Block it. I'm over
I
Was a good bump bro. That was a good fucking Joe. I almost say to you watch this
I I block it and then I go back and he fucking
Hits me out of Joe. I just have to save of the turn. Are you gonna go?
We're good. Okay. The one five one last game
I'm getting about this look you can say that again. Oh my you'd be sitting that
again. Wow this is so great. Let's try to just go around and bump bro.
We gotta hit ball in air because they can't air it. Yes.
We have so much time Rob, you know you can't even make it.
You got to aerial that.
Not that late.
I know but I had like no time to react.
We're good.
So much time.
To be a historic combat.
Like, like Archie is like, jump.
Archie is like useless, like it's just you.
I have a shot at him, if you let me have it.
Okay, well I was just trying to follow up bro.
We gotta get back, he's gonna hit that.
Wait up, wait up.
Wee, he's giving me the shot though.
I'm going to the ball you go back you go back
I'm back I'm back wait that's good stay on that you guess no boost right now I don't
think you guess no blue city city I can't get there if you're gonna get here
I'm in that nice I mean I'm on it I'm gonna stay on it
We have a shot at this time, please God tell me, but Joe is fucking shit, Gc, you're fucking
shit.
Bro, ignore Zoil, he's not doing anything.
Like it's just you, bro he's just running around and fucking bumping.
Focus on where Yuvi is at all times, okay?
That's the guy we need to worry about.
Archie's C distraction, he literally flipped onto the ball.
Joe, I have a, actually I'm over the left if you want.
No! No! Yes! Yes! Yes, Joe! Yes, Joe!
Yes, Joe!
Alright. We tied it up. We're back at zero. It's like a new fucking game.
Quick, pressure, pressure! It's just Archie back there.
Oh no, it's you. You've got Ryan, Mr. Atlas.
Alright, I'm going to get this back loose.
I'm going to go to the ball. Oh no, you go ball, you go ball.
Alright, alright. I'm behind you. Nice, Joe!
It's fine. We'll be one. We'll be one.
Who's gonna boot it?
Fuck.
I'm back.
Brauki's not back at all.
I have to- oh yeah, I think I have to- wait, that's beautiful.
Let's get a bounce over the middle.
I have a shot here, I think.
You, you, you.
Select him.
I'm gonna take that back in a second.
Nice.
Brauki's down.
Nice job.
That might be bad.
I don't want to over-commit you, and I'm trying to come back to the door.
Wait, I have a shot, I think?
No, no, no, you get back
Joe, that's perfect. I'm on it. I'm on it. You can come in
Yeah, Joe
Fuck me in the ass. I love my god, Joe
Okay, three two three two three two. We need to keep the sleep. We need you to sleep
Thank God. We did that's just for you. Oh my god. We've been out
Okay, okay, you go back
I'm gonna take this back to you. I think the backwards you stay back job. You gotta be safe
Yeah, I'm gonna get a tough on this nice keep it in here wait. I'm demoing you
Okay
Joe Joe
Where'd you go?
Dead end.
Dead end.
Fine.
He's dead to late.
Somebody put him on the game.
It's okay.
Oh.
I don't fucking flex in there.
I'm falling back.
I'm falling back.
Yuki's gonna flick me.
I'm gonna try to-
You go to Yuki.
I'm in that.
Contest Yuki.
So we can't get a crazy shot.
I'm in that.
I'm in that.
I'm in that.
Nice, Joe.
This is all about preserving the lead.
We don't need goals.
They're nice, but we're gonna need them.
I go, I go.
That weak shit out of there.
I'm in that.
Nice, Joe.
That we sit out of it, please get it out. Nice Joe open that
Okay, we're gonna come back come back come back. We have 50 seconds
Watch out watch out. I'm the best week. We all miss thank God it miss
He missed oh my god. Get back. Get back. Get back. Get back. I'm back. We see defense. Yeah, so maybe I've never
I
Just playing that
I should not do that by you the goat. Well, we fucking went that's fine. Oh Joe. You're so clutch man. Oh my god
Here's we got elend first round of your turnie. I was like damn, bro
Okay, that now it's over. Oh my god, Joe. I love you. Oh my god. I love you, Joe.
Oh, you talented bastard.
Yes, Joey! Put it in my ass!
Put it in my tight ass, Joey!
Okay, nice. Alright, Joe, I'm gonna go set up the next game. I'll see you soon.
Alright, alright. Yep, yep, yep.
Wow, Joe is so clutched out. Oh my god.
Okay, who plays Max? XG and PBM. Alright. Yo, PBM, is XGC ready?
PBM?
Yo, what'd you say, Jamesy?
Jamesy!
Is XGC ready?
Niggas, the Sky Pink nigga! Fuck, you know he's not ready, bro! I don't even got his number, dude! Fuck!
Fuck!
But look, though, listen, though, Jixie,
I'm gonna be so honest, bro.
I could, I could find somebody.
You've got me, I got this, it's a long story for me.
It's my little, like my little bro, you feel me?
Like, he like 12 year old me like 12.
You play rock-a-league, though.
But that's the only person I know.
I don't know who else I could get.
But I'm here, I'm ready, I'm ready.
So you could get your 12 year old little brother.
Yes.
I mean, what else I don't know Joe Martin.
Yo JX real quick.
Yep.
PDMs are the worst player, right?
Okay, you could get fine bird like wait JX with XQC and because Ron and Marlon have
to leave.
Wait, you wanna join XQC's team?
Well, Ron and Marlin have to leave in an hour, they said.
Wait, why don't we just-
My team is fucking leaving me!
Why don't we just do XQC and PBM's game next?
And if they're still not ready, bro,
then we get a stop for XQC.
I see, man, I got big one!
No, I'm saying like, we do a game now.
Like, okay, look, look, walk with me here, walk with me.
No, no, no, Jixi, XQC's a sleeve.
I understand.
But now he'll have 15, 20 more minutes
and we can do Ron and Lacy versus Mingo and Sketch now.
Oh, genius genius time game time game time.
All right, let's do run.
First thing on that.
Because you already all right.
We do it.
Where's Ron?
We're on his game time.
What a place.
Look, Ron, here's what's going to happen.
We need to wait for XC to wake up.
So you are going to play next.
Okay.
Okay.
What am I playing against you?
It's you and Lacey versus Mingo and sketch.
We're going to keep the exact same back.
Okay.
So you're going to do it right?
I'm out of joint.
Is that Prince and Nicole?
Ron, you're out of joint, right?
He's definitely out of joint, right?
I'm going to figure it out.
It's all in the Twitter group chat, OK?
It's all in the Twitter group chat.
Also, have I put it in the Discord too?
It's in the Discord and the Twitter, right, Ron?
You just sleep on that side of everything?
OK.
Let me see if Mingo and Sketch are ready.
Yo!
Mingo, Sketch, y'all ready?
Yo.
Yes, we're going to be boys, we're ready.
Y'all are up next, bro.
All right?
All right, all right.
Hi, guys.
I'm going to jump around and listen to the calls,
but I'll be deaf and all right.
Or I'll be muted, so I don't interrupt.
Hey, guys, don't listen to anything he says.
He's a false prophet, a F.P.
There's no way you can run a Lacey.
Do y'all feel confident?
Yes.
OK.
All right, all right.
I'm going to go check on that.
Password.
I need a password.
It's in the Twitter group chat.
Jesus Christ what I can't open up Twitter on this app
Yo boys, yo y'all this is on the back of fire hold on everything good everything good hold on hold on
What sound track is this?
Chat, what do you mean leaped what got me let's go, baby. Lacey
I'm ready
Yeah, I already already all you're ready. I was pissing you off
Am I me you guys did
Yo, Jinxie!
Yo, you guys got all the codes and everything, right?
Well, Jinxie, just wanted to say, bro, congratulations
putting yourself with the best teammate
and rigging your own tournament.
May congratulations.
Guess what?
That shit is not going to work when you come across me
at a finals.
I'm going to be chewing.
Okay.
I love him positively, dude.
Wait, I'm going to join Sketch once I...
Sketch, you don't have to call me.
What's up?
Jinxie, yes I do.
If you're going to make me go to Twitter, I'm going to leak everything.
It's also in the Discord.
It's all there.
Okay, all right.
I'll go main game then.
I'll go main game then.
High screen, Sketch.
High screen.
I'm gonna go Tinkle.
Hey, I'm sorry.
I'm gonna go Tinkle.
Make sure y'all all join at the same time, too.
I'm gonna tell them.
Where does the password go?
Where do you see the password?
It's in the Discord.
It's in the Discord.
How did you win play into the Discord?
It's not in Discord.
Wait, Mingo.
Wait, Sketch.
I'm just gonna text him an iMessage, okay?
Wait.
That's perfect.
That's why I called you.
Thank you, brother.
You're locked in.
Yes, I am locked in thank you for that you're actually on time. You're actually on time. I always in one time
Not that have eyes that is it baby guys
I'm gonna tell them do not join a team until everyone's in because it's gonna start the fucking game
Yo guys really quick. They sure you don't wait. Oh my fucking god, bro, but jixi is a platform
I'm not max not playing. Hey, why do you see in the game? No, no, no, I'm not you guys aren't supposed to join until they're all in
I think it's gonna start the game
We're waiting for it.
Wait, Jack, is he going to start or no?
Yeah, I knew it.
Let's go!
Let's go!
Come on, come on, come on, come on!
Run, open that, open that, open that!
No, run, you can't miss that, run, you can't miss that!
Oh my God, I said it 50 times.
No one can hear me because everyone just-
Abracadabra!
God!
Wait, I could have popped?
No!
1-0!
1-0!
Let's go!
Guys, you're in the wrong game.
You guys-
What's going on?
We just stole it.
Oh my god, I'm leaving, bro.
Whatever.
Can we start, bro?
We just stole it.
Whatever.
He wants to rig it.
It's fine.
That's fine.
Come on.
Leave.
Wow.
Trying to rig it so we move.
That's crazy.
He's a squirtable.
Guys, leave it.
Leave it.
Everybody leave.
Everybody leave.
I'm going to tell Mingo.
Bro, I know.
But it's not going to start a new game until Mingo leaves.
I'll pick.
Yo, Mingo.
Mingo, you left that game, right?
You left.
Leave it.
Leave it.
Yes, everyone leave.
I need to make a new one.
I'm gonna make a new one.
Is it the same thing?
Is it pretty close to the same thing?
Yes, yes, yes.
Did y'all leave, did y'all leave?
Yeah, I just left.
Okay, I'm gonna start it now.
All right, ready, ready?
Now try to join.
Now everybody join.
And don't stop.
Okay.
Now y'all are good.
Now y'all are good.
Beautiful, beautiful, beautiful.
All right.
Now join, now join, now join, now join.
New one, new one.
It's the same thing.
Yep.
Same thing, same thing.
Nice.
I leaked, I leaked, I leaked, I leaked.
JK, JK, JK, LL, quarter to level rise.
Hahahaha.
Quarter to level rise.
Hahahaha.
Chad, I'm not gonna lie.
I actually believed him for a second.
Drop a dummy in the chat right now, y'all.
Good luck, guys.
Wait, are we going orange or blue?
Whatever you want.
Orange, orange, orange.
Oh my god.
Alrighty.
Let's go.
Stable run.
Come on!
Let's go!
Brody's kid's stuck!
Come on, Chad, vote on us!
Trust me, vote on us, vote on us, vote on us!
Bro, bro, bro, bro.
Okay, here we go, here we go.
Ready, ready, ready, here we go.
Come on, come on. We're not getting first round. All right. They're locked. Yeah, I'm gonna jump
Fuck is this car?
Dad!
Yes!
Bro, Mingo's son.
Yes!
Hey, it's not even bad if you let them miss the ball.
It's your ball!
I got it!
Let's stop fucking gladiating!
We gotta communicate!
Yeah, see what we do.
Bro, the thing is, I've played too many sets.
We're not going to listen to anything.
Nothing.
I don't know if he's playing or if they suck.
They can't fly.
Go, go, go!
All good?
Good chip mate.
Lacey, I'm playing back.
good chip good chip
what are you don't go to the back buddy go in front of boost
hey ladies and you guys you know oh my god laces probably the best player in
the lobby but I think sketch and mingar are more well-rounded
oh my god
hey come on let's fucking go good pass that's whatever can you play back
sketch your score is three yes oh my god yes second fucking bounce he's
I'm gonna let him
All right lazy on God lazy on God on oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god
I just don't know you saved it for the other team and then miss the ball
I
Have us said director first this
This one
There it is get it get it get it. You know, yeah, I like the middle
Ron is so bad that I don't think I think I'll basically the best but I think sketch and mingle are more
All right, I'm not I'm not trolling over
Walk walk walk walk walk
No, he's there bro. It's just not bad
Good what the fuck is this get just like gold. I think yes
We both mess we both mess nice. I think they did it go go go
Well, no way it's sketch like
All right
Nice
I think I like to practice
finish it
Yo me going me going sketch look good right now game one
They look good
You want to hit her man?
Like I just oh my god
Realize my
Spider-Man, oh, oh, oh, hey sketches. That is good at the game like I got I got I got it
this
Sketch is locked. Sketch is locked.
We got to score a little bit.
I know, I know, I know.
Remember, let's go to three.
Well, I like listening to the team that's losing
because I like the sounds of destruction and destruction.
I got it, I got it, I got it.
OK, I think Ron trolled a lot this year.
I know, game two, they could bring it back.
You see, I have to take them, take them, take them, take them.
You see?
I'm gonna play.
I'm in the middle of no blues.
Oh, Mingo's actually a fucking demon, Jack.
Yeah, they're good at the game.
What is this?
Mingo's good at the game, bro.
There was Mingo a fucking pro?
That is not sketch.
Yeah, I can't do sketch.
Are you missable?
I don't know.
I mean, buddy.
Nice.
There it is.
There it is.
There it is.
Yeah, I can't do sketch.
Oh, man.
Oh, man.
Oh, man.
Oh, man.
Oh, man.
Oh, man.
Oh, man.
Oh, man.
Oh, man.
Oh, man.
Oh, man.
Did I can't be sketched
What's the wall walk walk walk beautiful past
Oh my I get down. Oh, I guess
Like what the fuck is it sketch is like this
No, look at it look at me step perfectly
Mingo
I mean, bro, this is perfectly balanced, bro. Wow sketch is so good. I love that. I love that
John
Wow wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait sketch you're so talented, bro is sketch live
Is he live yet?
Yeah, y'all said they see it flat right? I didn't think mingo or sketch of it flat. I've never seen such good at anything
Yeah, I don't know he's oh wait, they both are just
nice move
nice hard to play safe there
bro they might do the matter
ok mingo and sketch might be like
ah
lost
im not kidding bro i have never sketched
everyday nice good good
fix him fix him
bump them
you can still do this
some people saying unfair teams
they basically hit like
i don't think sketch or mingo
have your flat maybe eight years ago sketched it no he didn't y'all said
she's so cringed off the wall off the wall off the wall there's so cringes bro
again again listen on God the first time we played I I'm not getting I didn't
need to do that I'm not kidding I actually did it but regardless they still
would have won by like two goals I don't know moment bro a lead in this game is
huge bro we can't go up any stupid goals are like waste any bulls we get a nice
play fit instead of instead of just being like I'm not trying to be funny instead
of being like quiet the whole game tell me what you're gonna do and I'll do
exactly that okay just tell me exactly what you're gonna do okay Chad what
should I do see I don't I don't know I don't know I'm gonna run and
And Lacey are one game away from being first-round it. Let's see if they can clutch. Let's see if they get clutch
She's wrong. There's a reason I'm an SSN. All right, it's you it's you
They're both all right, let's see
Bro when I played with Lacey Lacey was like carrying me
He said
I
Had a feeling mingo and sketch would be a solid team though because mingo's are naturally good at
Me and Joe
Bruce sketch loves going
I can't go back I'm not going. Oh, I see. Nice facing.
We got it. We got it.
So I can probably play that.
They play next game against one.
No, bro, bro.
Did you just see what you did?
We know so I can probably play again.
No, yeah, yeah, like, no, excuse me, yeah.
I can't do that.
One one, it's all good, one one.
I'm going to go get your bomb.
I actually got skipped as a drone.
Yeah, me too.
Well, you didn't go for it?
Oh, no.
I got it, I got it, I got it.
Mara!
Oh, wait.
Oh, he just...
Mingo's so tough.
I mean, it doesn't even matter.
We both missed on it anyway.
Oh, my.
They're so good!
They're so good!
Oh, Mingo's like better than me, actually.
Go for it. Go for it. Go for it. I
Think mingo's like better than me
I'm done holding people's hands look around your back says in a way. I said 11 days in event
I'm done. I called him three times. We already pushed back his game a fucking hour
I'm done holding people's hands
I
It's not hard to be on time when you know the date and time of an event ten days in advance
To mingles a fucking demon rope
So badly I don't know bro. I don't know. I don't know bro. You want to play see friends?
It's not as easy as you think
You can't even get mad at me
I didn't say anything, I didn't say a word
I didn't even say a word
Make up some time
Fucking spectator cam
I'm going for this
I'm going for it
Like sketches
Like sketches
Like sketches doing the most normal shit
Like this is
Like they're just
me
Brother what is me go what rank is me go? What is this lineup?
Are you you're like gold? I'm not right. We're gold
Don't get the fuck out of here. You see what the fuck?
Play the right JG get them get out what it went in this is this is game. Oh fuck what?
Me clicky track, so mingo's never even played
Mingo's never been played right and sketches go on over to the fat lady seas mingo's just naturally good at games
Oh, hell no, I'm doing it. I'm sorry lacey business so unbalanced. I don't give up call me a cry baby
Do it! Dude, do you see what they're doing?
Dead serious!
I bumped them, it's not happening.
Alright, I really hope one of them is ready.
Chat is lovely, ready?
Because Mingo and Tats are dominating them.
And so...
Gets us too good.
Nah, this is, this is fun.
You're a fucking dog.
You're a fucking dog.
Anyone know when Rod and Lacey are turning up to the fucking shit?
Wow.
I don't know what was worse lacing guitar or lacing on rocket league
Doing everything for my fucking team wait what I literally scored last game
Hey, no you
But I have no booze. I have I hate my teammate. I hate you ladies. I gotta say you I did I say you
That's just so negative to me like why do you think I play so fucking fucking
I'm asked you're doing the same as me brown
Oh
I'm the only one with a goal. What happened this game? You're the only one with a goal. What is that you told you're fighting?
Anybody fucking my goal last game. No, I didn't know I guess you did it was in the goal and you hate your back watch your back watch your back
You want to call me dog shit bro fuck this shit. I'm not playing all the way you're calling me dog shit
It's like, bro, you sound like fucking unknown right now, bro. It's just so rude.
Thanks, bro. Thanks, bro. Thank you, DC. Appreciate you.
Fucking put it, put it, put it, put it in sketch with a fucking camp-ranked player,
and you put me with someone who's never played the fucking game!
Yo, I'm dead ass. Fuck this for one second, ladies. Fuck arguing with each other.
with each other. What the fuck is this? Sketch is doing aerials fucking perfectly. Mingo
is doing fucking aerials perfectly. What the fuck is this?
Take him out of here, Biondans.
Go, go.
There you go. I said it. There you go. I bumped him. Here we go. Let's play.
Oh, he's come back here.
Terrasta.
Terrasta.
Terrasta.
I bumped it.
Oh my god.
I bumped it.
I
Know yeah, okay, can you be honest with me? Yeah, I'm asked but is this fair like let's be honest
Please shut someone tell me someone tell me listen. I'm asked, but someone tell me is this fair
Please someone tell me
He home
So how do you guys feel about how you play right you gave us the fucking
Team that's way better than us and you are put the best player. I'm noticing something right now. I'm just noticing something
That's all that's all that's all I'm noticing right now
Fuck out my way, bro.
Me, ho.
BITCH, I'M RUNNEL, YAH!
What?!
Woof!
Okay, yeah, I'm off this game.
Yeah, this is the worst game ever.
I'm dead-ass, bro.
Yo, you actually gave us such a hard team.
This is impossible.
This is impossible, bro.
Impossible.
You gave us a team who's way better than us.
permission. It's no head. Go ahead.
Stop, shit.
Sketch is gold. And Mingo hasn't even unlocked Ranked.
Yeah. I guess I guess.
Never played RIP.
Yeah, I never played.
I never played.
I never played.
I never played.
I never played RIP.
I guess.
I never played.
I guess.
I guess.
I guess, Mingo.
Run.
Run.
I guess.
I guess.
I guess.
Run.
I guess.
I guess.
I guess.
Yeah, not that I'm aware of he's not in the car mate, so it could be another tough one that
It's I got a minute if there's that mean we get a bind to the next round
You're so shit
You're done you're done
You're so fucking shit, Ron. It's unbelievable.
Okay, mate. Lot of League's title says...
Hold on, hold on, hold on, yeah.
Oh my god.
GGs, yeah.
Yeah, GGs.
Alright, I'm ready. I'm ready, bro.
I'm ready, man.
I'm so far, dude.
Um, it's hard, bro, because Rocket League's a weird game.
Like, I mean, Mingo's never been ranked,
but Mingo's naturally better with a controller
than Ron and Lacey, which I probably should have taken that into consideration because
Mingo's the top control player in Rainbow Six each. But then again, I play two's with
Sketch all the time and Sketch just sells my shit every time I play with him. So I've
got to be in the game.
I don't know.
Everybody sit.
Everybody sit.
The thing is for like, no one in this tournament is really like great at the game. Like it's
kind of hard to map out. Like, was that matchup fair? No. I figured Ron's
a good gamer because Ron won a FNCS, but then again, Ron won a FNCS on Mouse
keyboard and Mingo's the top controller player on R6 so maybe I should have
translated that Mingo's controller skills gonna coordinate the FAAAGH!
I'm trying to relax!
Are you fucking relaxed?
No, we're just trying to just breathe.
I think you've done an amazing job right?
And a Marlon raise a great point. I'm gonna repeat what Marlon said actually.
It's such a coincidence you get the best fucking player.
Yeah it is, it is.
It's such a coincidence.
The best players squeaks and then the second best player is XQC. I have the third best player.
Is Batsy the most well rounded? Yes, I'll give you that. Yes, it is.
That's interesting, isn't it? That's interesting how Jinx didn't come up against any of the top two plays in his first game.
I think he's interesting how, you know, Jinx gets the best player in the tournament, but it's all he's got. I get it.
He gets the best player in the tournament, and then all of a sudden, his biggest threat in me and you, Marlon,
all of a sudden plays against his second best on the best player.
And then sqc also, it's just it's just it's very coincidental
Like we have a well-rounded team me and Joe are gamers the thing is brought Marlon maybe you leave the house a little bit too much
Well, maybe you should play games
I don't know.
Hey listen, listen.
My fault!
I'm a chud!
Is that my fault?
Who left?
Where is Ludwig by the way?
Or I'm gonna call this fucking guy.
Wait, if he's not here we gotta buy, no?
Also with the wholesome green.
Where is the teammate, Squeaks?
He let me down, Jigsie.
And now here I am alone.
But I'm only in a 1v2 if you guys don't mind.
Oh no, don't worry Jigsie.
I'm comforting Squeaks.
I'm not going to get you.
I'm not going to get you.
I'm not going to get you.
I'm not going to get you.
I'm not going to get you.
I'm not going to get you.
I'm not going to get you.
He let me down, Jinxie, and now here I am alone, but I'm only in a 1v2, if you guys don't-
Oh, no, don't worry, Jinxie, I'm comforting Squeaks.
Wait, Ludwig's not prepared to play the sort of-
Ah, play with Squeaks, let me play with Squeaks, I need my rebuttal.
Me.
Me-ho.
Who's Me-ho, bro?
Who's Me-ho?
Let me call Ludwig.
You can't steal Squeaks' teammate, huh?
What up, Papa?
Ludwig, uh, where are you?
First off, I'm watching what's up with Mingo being in this event, bro.
This is a scam that's hiding it a lot.
Mingo's not even ranked.
He's like gold-scaled.
Mingo's ranked, bro.
Mingo's SSL.
I'm literally watching, bro.
You know, Jack, what we-
What are we-
Lottery, can you join the call?
We're up-
Wait, wait, wait.
Red side-
Yeah.
I know, Miki.
Mingo's got squishy under the desk or some shit.
This is-
No, bro.
Mingo's my boy, dude.
Mingo's just good at control.
I should've took that consideration.
Here's what you just watched you watched two gold players
Versus Lacey who's gold three and Ron who's literally silver that that's what you watched also chat y'all told me
Lacey hit plaid so did y'all fucking lie because y'all said Lacey hit plaid five days ago now you guys saying you never hit plaid
I understand, but I'm saying Ron won an FNCS on mouse and keyboard, right?
So maybe the controller skills aren't really converting right now, because Rogan needs
to control the dominated games.
Yes, Mingo's a controller god, yes, that's what I'm trying to say.
Yeah, can you join the game lover get in the call?
Wait what my brother literally in the bathroom take in the two
Once these two raps
All right, wait, let me find I'll see you soon. Let me check on the call real quick
Let's do it! Let's do it! Let's do it, bro! Let's do it!
Let's do it! Let's do it! Let's do it!
Ron! Ron, join my call! Ron, join my call!
Ladies and gentlemen, do we have the whereabouts of XQC per chance?
Does anyone know where XQC is?
Let's do a 44 big tournament.
Come on, right now.
Just replace me but just replace if you see a pva when you are
You are scared of the game. You are in goal 75% of the game.
of the game yes because arching this is this is the first 10 minutes on the game
brother that's the first 10 minutes sort of chatty sort of chatty I'm not gonna
yes because Archie Archie just started the game bro
listen give us a revive card give us a revive excuse me from his bed for the
first time let me call this fucker again how are you matter week at 7 p.m.
Eastern Standard Time.
Chat, XCC's on the East Coast, right?
Okay.
How's this even possible?
Brother, I'm a degenerate gamer.
I don't know if I've ever in my life been asleep at 7pm.
Waking up with the- with the- with the- I- I'm like-
He was up all night playing Deadlock.
Well, that's probably his fault then, right?
right? Cause he knew he had a tournament the next day.
That's, no, no, that's probably his fault then, right?
Isn't that his fault?
Yo, last streamer tournament ever!
It's fine, we still have another game.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Still have another game.
Oh, excuse me, he's awake. Thanks for letting me know, bro.
I just called him for the ninth time.
I'm gonna go P. Hey, come back.
Come back.
Yeah, I'm gonna go P.
All right.
Yeah, sorry, what was that again?
Wait, wait, is Ludwig actually ready?
Yeah, yeah, he says 20 minutes.
I can go!
All right, guys, get in the game.
It's the in the ring.
Where's the lobby, then?
It's in the Twitter group chat.
Oh, bro.
Don't leak it.
I'm going to go pee.
Hey, James, James, come back.
Come back, Lawrence.
Come back, guys.
I'm going to go pee.
All right.
Why are your squeaks just not squeaks?
You just moving around yes, quick. So I'm gonna let you know man
I put all my money on poly market on you to win this so let me tell you it's the best investment you'll ever make
Is that financial advice yeah that in a hair transplant
Do you think I need one? No, I didn't say you did it's just a great investment for everybody
Did you get boys?
People have been saying I've gotten one, but no it's all Natty. I haven't been Houston at all
All these guys talk about hairlines all the time and they're all juicin', they're using
performance enhancers.
Some of us are natty like you and me, Jill.
Yeah, just stick to straight honey packets.
Is that your secret?
It's honey packets and derma rolling.
I'm in, I'm in, and I don't- there's my teammates!
What up, Pookie?
Luddy, I was waiting for you. I was actually like building resentment, too
Dude, I will first off. We were supposed to be the last match. I was promised that but you know ex-qc. He goes great, bro
Don't blame ex-qc. This is your fault, dude. Where were you? Is this public? I was at the all-star game
You're a crappy guy, dude. I literally left. I was sitting next to Obama and Dr. J
I left to do this
You did he got did you talk to him at all?
to Obama yeah I said I wasn't a fan of what he did with the hospitals but the
rest pretty good okay guys wait squeeze I talked to Jeff don't be jealous bro
like you have a cool life too man what's up sorry sorry guys what break are you
by the way I'm diamond one almost diamond two okay diamond one okay that
Squeaks is the best player bro.
Squeaks is the best player.
Squeaks is the best player bro.
It's Mingo. Why are you lying?
There's a lot of stats that are on XQG's
Plat 3. I think, I think.
Wait, Joe, what break are you?
XAIN is showing up, Jaycee. I don't know why you're still hoping for it.
Duos on Plat 3, Div. 4?
Wait, Squeaks, are you Diamond 1
and Duos or Syclus?
And Duos.
Oh, thank god. Oh my god.
I thought you were...
to be dominant solos yes wait really yes I didn't know that yeah because I
guess you have to f up no one can help you
rosetta if we f up when did you turn to a kid family streamer one way I just
really want to tap into a new market don't break up guys please and let's
He's not customizable on a lot of guys.
No, I'm sorry.
He's a Minecraft streamer now.
I'm going to check on your guys, the podiums.
You guys all have the code, right?
Everything good?
Yeah, I'm in.
I'm in spec day.
All right, see you guys shortly.
You too.
Good luck.
I'll give you your space.
Yo.
Yo, we're joining now JynxTorrent.
Where are you guys?
Like, I'm trying.
We're joining.
I'm trying.
It could be worse, maybe.
It could be bad like some people, so you're welcome.
Okay, you're right.
Yes, okay, you're right.
You're right.
All right, y'all are here.
Ginge, I just want to say, I think you're the only EU player in the server, right?
That's correct, but yeah.
Let's get a bunch of Ginge in the chat because Ginge was able to show up at two
in the morning, and X2C wasn't able to show up at seven p.m.
All right, I appreciate it, appreciate it.
No, Martin, I need EU time zone, buddy.
That's all good, yeah.
Wait, Martin, you're from Sweden, right?
Yes.
Do you know Spoigt?
Do you know who that is?
Spoigt?
S-P-O-I-T
Deal, Jigsie!
Jigsie, what is the deal?
What?
Do I need to order food or what's going on?
Bro, order food, yeah, you have time. Relax.
I don't know if I have enough time though.
You got enough time, mate, you got enough time, don't worry.
Love you, Lakey! I love you!
What if it gets cold?
Eat it before it gets cold, then you fucking spacky dick.
Fucking knob-hand-spacky dick.
Fuck dick.
Exactly, though.
All right, Ludwig, you're the last person in the lobby here, by the way.
Hey, Jynx, appreciate that happening right now.
By the way, I appreciate you running this event.
Not a lot of people giving you kudos for that.
I just want to say big thanks.
Thanks, man.
Let me try.
Ludwig and Jynx.
Exactly what's happening right now.
One second.
All right.
Okay.
Oh, you're not live yet, Ludwig?
Huh?
I'm live.
I'm live.
Oh, okay.
Let me refresh.
Checking in, pal.
No, it says waiting.
says waiting what's happening what's going on you know what at least you guys
are out of bed at least you guys are out of bed all rest on xqc's shoulders
will he get dq'd he has about 20 more minutes have a small issue that's
probably fun so help me god if your controller doesn't wear a glad way I'm
gonna play this alone it's actually not the controller my mouse is moving
without me touching it.
Yo, Jynjin Martin, uh, Jynjin Martin, do you guys hear me?
Yeah, we can hear you.
So, I'm just gonna try to prep you guys really quick.
My win, uh, is, I believe, Silver Slash Low Gold.
Uh, Squeaks, his gamertime is happily married, uh, he's the best player of the tournament.
He's dying.
Oh, okay, nice.
And you tried to port him.
Oh, okay, nice.
Thank you.
against Marlon, he picked up the controller for the first time today.
Not the first time, second time, but I appreciate it, yeah.
Second time, pretty much the first time after what I've saw.
Okay, nice.
Well, ah, Marlon, Marlon, let them fucking doubt us.
Let them tell us what it is.
No, man, not good enough.
It's not good enough.
People love, it's your own dog, story.
We make Rocky League, no.
Come on! We are here! We are here to stay!
You all see me?
Come on!
Yo Ludwig, I think you're talking in game chat, I think.
Wait, are you?
Yo, I'm not even like Lobby yet.
Well, I think you're talking in game chat, I think.
What am I arguing?
No, no, no, no, I'm not even still.
Can we go Jinx, huh?
Oh, I see.
Now, we're gonna have to-
Yo, Jinx, maybe put us in a fucking game?
How about that, huh?
Guys, y'all are in the lobby.
Hey, y'all are-
Ah!
Relax, relax.
Y'all in love, y'all in love?
Okay.
Yes, we're in love.
Ginch, I'm gonna be honest, bro.
I've seen Martin play this game.
This rest on your shoulders, dude.
Yeah, no, I think it's the team we won.
I'm gonna keep it up.
I'm under us, I mean, man.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
You know how to boost, right?
Because the clip I've seen, you were not even boosting,
dude.
Did you know how to boost?
I'm talking about the boost today.
You know how to boost.
All right, all right.
So wait, y'all proud.
What's up, Brad?
Good, y'all practice.
I don't think you can go on like this.
What'd you say?
Muddler would just roll it up like he just got ready to play.
Yeah, I'm ready, bro.
Damn, bro, you look good.
I'm appreciate it, bro. I'm ready.
Yeah, but you're ready to play.
I'm fucking ready, bro.
Damn.
Go crazy, bro.
I'm not irritable too, Jinx, by the way.
Jinx still in here.
Wait, wait, you know how to say you swear on everything.
You know how to irritable Martin.
I'm not irritable.
Jinx, he couldn't fucking dribble from his fucking mouth, mate.
if he was fucking not out cold.
Nice, thanks, mama.
Once he meets Boyin' Me, nice boy.
I gotta be fucking honest, man.
I gotta be honest.
Wait, so y'all practice, how did it go?
Is Ludwig in the lobby chat?
Not good.
Do we start the game?
All right, Ludwig, are you in the lobby, Ludwig?
No, cause you wrote it wrong, Jinxie.
Okay, just join, just join, Jinxie.
Boom, boom.
All right, everybody's in here, right?
Everybody's in here?
All right, turn up.
You guys go blue team.
Yes, sir.
All right, y'all go blue team.
Y'all go blue team.
You're the same.
I'm sorry.
It's fucking same to me.
He's just going for demolition on me every time.
You got to meet with me?
We got to.
I'm seeing.
Could be a night.
Could be it.
I'm not.
Oh!
I missed it.
Oh my god, what a save.
So I think you're going to try demolition for me every time.
I'm going back.
I'm going back.
I'm going back.
I'm here.
I'm here.
Nice.
Good try.
I'm going to stop crying.
I'm home.
I'm home.
Behold, behold for me.
A lot of big demos.
I think that's a strategy.
I'm demo, I'm demo.
Rocker, rocker.
It's coming up.
I'm taking all the boosts.
It's coming up.
Taking the boosts.
That's the, you hit that, you hit that?
Do you hear it's wide?
It's wide.
Okay, we can do it, but he's not like-
Oh, he's got a shot.
He got in there.
Blood we're winning this.
Yeah, easily, easily.
He's got a correct answer.
It doesn't actually ask.
Martin's missing something there.
Martin's missing something there.
Okay.
Time, we gotta finish those.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, that's me. That's me. That's me. That's me.
Oh!
That's the wall.
Nice, James.
It's all right. Work it back. Work it back.
Dude, you're so interesting.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
I got it. I got it.
It's all right. It's all right.
I'm on it. I'm on it. Ah, fuck.
All right. It's all right.
it's actually coming back coming back coming back
James to get back James to get back
come get that
three nice i'm not careful oh fucking dumb listen
fuck off
go on James you coming coming coming coming coming coming on
ah fuck my back dribbling with it fuck
I missed it, you've got to get that Marlon, go ahead and hit it.
Yeeeah, we're good, we're good, I'm here, I'm here, I'm here, I'm here, I'm here.
Oh no, he's fucking...
FUCK ME!
It's alright, it's alright, it's alright, this fucking...
Ah...
When I'm jibbling with it, just go...
Basically Marlon, I'm here, I'm here, I'm here, don't let the ball hit you.
Yeah, I'm here, I'm here.
Stop!
All you need to do is just keep destroying him, right?
Leave me to the ball.
Okay, okay, okay.
Do a pistol area throughout.
I'm about to piss myself.
Nice, I'll run.
I'm done, and then fuck Misk, then 10 seconds later,
Yeah
Yeah, we're gonna play a lot of we can speak about anything that's in there
Jins Jins Jins Jins nice Jins
Nice Jins
I've got to go back and I get some boost
Keep them. Just keep it. No smile. It's that it's all right
you that's you that's you just I'm in the middle I'm in the middle I'm in the middle
wait for it ah fuck that one came to me
Bro this game is way
Yep yep yep easy I'm not coming back I'm back I'm back I'm back I'm back I'm back
Oh he's getting me he's getting me he's getting me
AHHHHH FUCK
Ah no
I'm coming I'm coming I'm coming
Bro this game's closest
nice nice it's alright not bad nice oh the wall yeah I'm gonna boost I'm gonna
boost I'm gonna boost it's off the wall that bounce might do him
come on James come on James bounce might do him nice flex James
oh the steps don't ball chase I got it nice my life middle middle middle this
Oh
King back in nice it's nice it's I'm going back. I'm going back and go back
Fuck man
My one Joe. I like my one Joe and I said to you all you've got to do is blow them up
How many people you blow up since then zero zero there we go
Happily married, that's all you need to do
Well said in the middle coming in coming coming coming coming coming coming trying to get there trying to get there
We're still in it is rock killing anything possible and he's possible. I'm kicking it
Just get there
Ah
No, he's fucking saved again
That's me in the middle game in the middle
Come on come on come on come on come on come on come on come on come on come on come on come on come on
Hi, yes fucking bossy bullshit. Ah
Fuck off my god, it's that cunt
You got that, you got that James, you got that James, you got that James, come on, middle, come on.
That's too much.
Ah, you're high, you're high, you're high.
It's only game one.
It's only game one.
Ah, game's on, game's on.
It's all right, it's the next game.
It's the next game.
It's the next game, next game, next game, next game.
It's the next game.
It's the next game.
Hey, that's one down.
How do you guys feel right now after the first game?
Dude, we feel fucking great, bro, Mike.
My blood is pumping.
Our team chemistry has never been better.
Jinxie, we're taking this home, maybe.
I
Love it. What what are your ranks talk to me here?
I play this game in 2015 on my PlayStation in my room
so my mom said the TV away because I got a D in pre-calc and
Then I played it
like
10 hours over the last three years
Okay, what's your right right now?
I've never gotten a rank. Oh, you never even ranked you're not even like silver. I've never been ranked
No, I genuinely have never been ranked ever cool. All right, you guys look good. You guys look good out there
Appreciate it
All right, I just spoke to the other team. They yeah, they send their terrified of you guys. They told me
Bro, we gotta tighten up. They literally said we should not have even
Y'all had an open goal the other team literally just told me they are shitting themselves. Yeah, no, they're not good
They're not good. Yo, please. Yeah, please. I'm gonna tell you therapy up there. Be honest and be honest
Yeah, please, please be honest, Jinx.
Well, I can explain it to you in NBA terms.
Marlon, do you know the player by the name of Tony Snell?
Oh, wow. Wow. You're fucking, you're fucking bull.
Wait, Marlon, Marlon, go on Team Orange to get in there.
Go on Team Orange. Flip the teams.
Solomon, okay.
Fuck you, Jinx. Fuck you.
Marlon, I just looked at a stack sheet of yours.
It was zero, zero, zero, zero.
Then another zero.
Nice. Nice. Nice. Nice.
Right, Jinx, we don't need this.
We're looking in. We're looking in.
Yeah, it was good to see you.
All right, good luck.
Here we go.
Here we go.
Come on, come on, come on.
Come on, come on, come on.
Come on, Tiki, go for it.
Go for it.
Go for it.
I'll go, I'll go, I'll go.
All right, Jack.
Can Marlon and Jin force a game three?
Is it possible-
You really tried to win this?
Shoot up the effus.
He's leaving.
He's leaving.
Go on, Marlon.
Ah!
Ah!
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Clear it.
Oh, get it.
Hit it.
I got it.
I got it.
I got it.
I got it.
I got it.
I got it.
Get it.
Get it.
Get it.
Get it.
In the box, Marlon.
In the box.
Yeah, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on.
Fucking jammy come.
Don't break rule number one!
Marlon, please!
Marlon, please!
Don't break rule number one!
Marlon, you've got to score, man!
No pressure, Marlon, but I can't help you with anything inside.
I got it, I got it, I got it, I got it, I got it, I got it!
Jesus, you're wrong!
Marlon, I can't play right now!
Jesus, what are you doing?
Marlon, I can't break rule number one!
Oh my God! Come on Marlon!
Come on Marlon!
It's all right, keep going!
Keep going!
This is gonna last the whole five minutes.
Oh my God, please!
Please, please!
W honor, W honor.
You got this! You got this Marlon!
Just score a fucking goal, please!
Oh my God!
Please!
Fuck, Dinch!
Fuck! I'm getting there, I'm getting there!
You stay dude, you stay!
Come on, I don't disappoint you.
I'll make you proud, I'm going to make you proud.
You're going to have to fucking come and hit me in a minute.
Please, I'm going to make you proud.
I'm going to make you proud.
Please trust me.
Trust me.
You fucking trust me.
You fucking trust me!
You fucking trust me!
Oh my god, you're gonna be shitting my ass!
Oh my god, you stay, stay, stay dude.
Don't do this.
You're gonna be shitting my ass.
Oh my god you stay stay stay dude don't do this one!
Don't play rule number one!
Don't play this!
Marlon!
Fuck!
Fuck Jesus!
Fuck it!
Fuck sake Marlon!
It's over.
It is totally over town.
Right lock in lock in.
Dude you have this!
You could have easily scored.
Oh my god dude!
Oh my god
Could this be the end of James and Margaret?
How many times did you talk about happily marriage?
Oh my god
He's not right now, don't talk about marriage in front of me right now, seriously though
He missed, he missed, open that, open that
James, open that
James, James, please
Go on then, go on then
Go on, go on
Go on, go on
Go on
You're still alive!
Come on, Jamesy! Come on!
Fucking underdog!
We're the fucking underdog!
You go! You go! You go!
Fuck, Jamesy! You go! Fuck, Jamesy!
Why me? Why me?
Bro, this is possible. Yeah, this is so possible.
Best game of the tournament, hands down.
From the rule one into the equalizer,
best game of the tournament.
Oh
Yes, yes
I got no base hands down game of the tournament
Shut the fuck up bitch
That's game of the tournament in the middle mallet
They need to go ahead to force game three just middle middle middle middle
ball teams
Nice games nice
I'm in the middle, James.
Oh, I did that!
Oh, he demolished me instead.
Fuck, James.
Might it be some good wall flight?
I pressed it!
Throw a grenade at me, please.
Go, Malon! Go, Malon!
It's not gonna end, it's gonna keep going.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no!
Hey, you fuck!
What does he do?
What the fuck is that?!
Fuck you dude!
FALL OFF!
What is he doing?
We got this Marlon
Alright
Hold the control
Hold the control
What is he doing?
Come on Marlon
Lock in
Where the fuck were at?
Lock in Marlon
I got it, I got it, I got it
Lock in
Get the bomb out of my shit
Can you give up?
Jinx, jinx, jinx
Lock in 40 seconds
Jinx, jinx
Come on Marlon
You got this
What wait what no I didn't I didn't
Wait, wait, say say sly
Yeah
Why does it even matter they lost
My love my love please don't is your teammate speaking
Malam was that you was that dream you're fucking shit, mate
I
Markey
Fucking on everything you love you were on your account
He doesn't love a lot
All right now, who's we got this sense sense actually sees like honest line
how about replace them with arki and yugi bring it back me and roddy verse arki and yugi
no that bullsh**t that the first round can't fall great dust
let me talk to pvm real quick
yo max
max
how is xqc a sweep at 7.39
this is embarrassing dude
this is borderline embarrassing
marla
or pvm
Yeah, Pbm.
Pbm.
This is the last game of round of all.
Yo, hello?
Yo, Pbm.
Let's do it, big bro.
Where is your teammate?
My nigga.
My nigga.
My nigga.
My nigga.
My nigga.
My nigga.
My nigga.
Yo, JX.
You paired me with his son of a gun.
I'm not sure if you're going to
be there or not.
How am I supposed to do?
How am I supposed to know, bro?
You're right.
We have to get to the tournament.
What did you say?
It's my love.
It's me.
What are you talking about?
What?
Yo, Jixi, listen to this.
Oh, hell, Prince.
All right, Max.
What stable, yo, bro?
We don't have time for this.
Do I, do you got, like, is there anything?
Do I gotta get disqualified, bro, like?
No, I'm not gonna disqualify you,
because that's not fair.
Jixi, let us play first.
And then we play for a piece of shit.
You already are in the next round.
We need to play better.
Everybody needs to one at a time.
Right now, Max needs to play.
You're already in the next round, Skips.
We're not gonna, we're not gonna, like,
skip the semis.
No, Max, I need to get you a good teammate.
So I'm going to try to find somebody for you right now.
Okay.
Okay.
Someone that has X's skill like dying.
Hey, look, Jasey, I'm out of control in.
I am with any Tom from now to 7 p.m.
I am yours.
Gains is let me know I'm ready to blow it out.
But once it hit 7 p.m.
7 p.m. West Coast or 7 p.m.
Pacific, Pacific, Pacific.
So, Pacific, Pacific.
Hi, brother, brother, hi, buddy.
All right.
Okay.
Who is a diamond? Isn't Feinberg champ, Chad?
Jack Feinberg will just 1v2 the entire turn.
If he's champ.
Isn't Feinberg champ?
Y'all said Greek.
Okay.
It can't be somebody that's already played.
That's also not fair.
If he's somebody that hasn't played, that's diamond.
Greek?
Hi guys.
Uh, DM Greek on Twitter and invite him to the silver.
He's Greek Diamond. Trouble magazine. He needs to be X's skill. X's skill. Greek. Speed. Speed is not Diamond skill.
Fineberg is Diamond. I thought Fineberg hit Champ though. Chat. I'm not saying is. Hasn't Fineberg hit Champ?
Yeah, okay.
Find birds of beast.
Like people 1v2 the whole time.
I'm not saying what his current rank is, Chad.
I'm saying what he's hit.
Give him Squishy, but Squishy can't boost and can't jump.
Y'all think that's fair?
I wish it was no mechanics.
Let me call squishy.
That might be fair.
Let me call squishy.
Now that's not a bad idea.
Nah, squishy.
Squish is just too good.
Yo, Squish.
Squish.
Can you hear me?
Squishy, what are you doing right now, Squish?
Okay. Squishy, what rank would you be in this game if you couldn't jump or build?
Okay, I'm gonna get back to you in a moment. I'm trying to figure out a replacement for max.
Okay? Yes.
For X's level or for-
For X's level.
For X's like platinum.
Alright. I'll call you in a sec. I'll let you know.
Alright.
Squishy's just so good.
Like...
Greek? Is Greek ready?
Alright, Greek, you're coming?
Do you know what's going on?
Yo, what's up?
Chad, how about this champ, dude?
No.
How about this champ?
Whoa, whoa, this is a crazy sub.
This is a crazy sub.
Who is a crazy sub?
What are you talking about?
Is he a vice-player?
Yo, thank you.
I just said no to highlight.
No, no.
Yo, what's up, Joe?
Uh, you know, you're probably getting asked this a lot.
What's, uh, what's happening next, if you know?
Um, I mean, God only knows.
I think we're gonna have Greek sub in
because X is still asleep at 8pm.
I mean, is he on heroin or something?
How are you asleep at 8pm?
Is that even possible?
Sober, like not drug induced.
Is it possible to sleep till 8pm?
Yes, it is possible.
Have you ever done that before sketch?
Yes.
Ladies I've ever slept was two.
Two PM.
Yeah, I think the ladies should have slept is only two PM.
My life is three PM.
Yo, what's up, boys? Which team am I on?
Beautiful. Thank you, Greek.
Greek, you're gonna be on. Wait, Greek, what rank are you?
I'm Silver 3.
What size make you? Okay.
What size make you?
Diamond.
Okay, beautiful. Thank you. Alright, perfect.
You've been diamond?
Alright, join Max's call. Oh, no, you're already in it.
Perfect.
Who am I playing with?
You're gonna be stepping in for XQC.
You're going to be taking Blackboy Max as teammate.
You're going to be his teammate, all right?
OK, OK.
Put it all around the end point, good luck.
Yo, what's up?
No, no, no, no, good conversation.
Good luck, guys.
Jensy, wait, what?
Hey, Jensy, is Yugi actually 34, Jensy?
I don't know.
Yo, guys.
What?
Guys, join the game.
Join the game.
You guys are playing Max and Greek Goddess.
Great.
Wait, that was cool.
I'm up for the HQC, G.G.G.
Is he just gone?
I can't prove it, but I'm pretty sure he's on drugs.
I've never seen somebody sleep in the night piano.
Wait, you're not drunk.
I'm not gonna lie.
G.G. I woke up at 10 p.m. yesterday.
I can't lie.
You woke up at 10 p.m. yesterday.
I can't lie.
Yeah.
But the thing is, Ryan, I'm not on drugs.
The thing is though, you knew you were in a tournament,
so you woke up early today.
Do you know what I mean?
Oh, no.
I didn't sleep there.
We all came early and on time.
That's what we do.
That's what we do.
Wait a minute, wait, who just said that he was only at the top?
Yo, Junko, just letting you know.
Archie, where are you?
Where'd you put him in the sledge?
Wait, how do I join?
Go to the sledge, I'll make it up to you, bro.
Wait, I got my eyebrows.
Wait, is Zoey going to put me in, or do I have to join the club?
I think it's a join.
Wait, how good is Geek God?
He's diamond.
Oh my God.
Yo, no.
I'm not gonna lie, Yu-Gi and Archie's like rolled us.
Yo, Archie.
Yeah, it was a roll as well.
Yeah.
Wait, you guys lost to Yu-Gi and Archie?
Hey, yo, Joe, why are you talking like that, Joe?
Why are you talking like that?
Why are you talking like that?
Wait, wait, wait, y'all not, y'all not.
Okay, but like, I was low-key flirting,
though, like, I wasn't playing y'all.
We were talking about how our E-Age is 20 or something.
I don't know what's going on with that.
40 rolls.
Aren't you aren't both of you guys like
Your respective games like yeah, no, I'm pro. I'm pro with five hearts under one roof
Wait, how do I how do I leave my current private match because I'm gonna private match with Zoyle
I have a question for you, Steve.
Hey, what's up, JC?
So, are they going to restart my game?
I'm sorry.
First off, so congratulations on verifying orbit.
Aw, thank you, bro.
Second, you said you guys lost to Archie and Yu-Gi.
OK, I'm deafening.
I'm deafening.
I don't care.
What was the score?
What was the score?
OK, so it's our first game.
OK, no, not first game.
That was first game.
Three to eight.
But that was because we were botting around.
Second game, it was like, we went to Overton 2-2,
but they went 2-3 because I bought it up.
Where's Big Ely?
I really have hopes for you guys on in this one.
You think?
I would be, no, here's what we're gonna do.
We know, here's our game plan.
They're right here at the game plan.
PBM is so bad at just destroying the game.
Dude, our goal with XQC, dude, our goal with XQC
was to keep demoing him and just beat Max
because he doesn't play games.
Yeah, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Yeah, dude, the same thing with Greek.
It's the same strategy works.
It's the same strategy.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
I can join now.
I think it's going to go in.
Jin, are you 1v1ing Marlon and FIFA?
No, mate, because he has just decided.
First of all, is there a HR in the tournament, Jinx?
Because it's hard to report Marlon.
Is there a Marlon?
It's not a Marlon.
It's not a Marlon.
It's not a Marlon.
I'm going to log in with Ludwig.
All right, why is Ludwig here?
All right, Jinx, I'm going to drag you to the semercall,
Jinx.
Go to the Jinx, Marlon.
No, right, thank you.
They talked to Jinx.
Yo, Jinx, have a good day.
You said there's a what's going on? I'd like a I'd like a HR. It's that's okay. Oh, yeah human resources. What's that?
Let me get a hold of them really quick. All right. No, he's right here
Well, I'd like to make a report please. Okay, what is your right? I've just been racially abused I
Have just been the had the piss taken out of me
I've just heard Malon's ass cheeks
squeeze the tightest fart out of his chocolate starfish and I have also
witnessed a huge amount of negativity and I'm sure he said the hard-to-have
five times I'd like to put my long for that okay there's no way dude come on
that's I heard it. I heard it.
I got it. Guys. Sweet mother of
my teammates. I didn't get
anything. You still don't know
your teammate. I didn't even
know. No, no, no, no, what's
only happened? It's Greek.
It's Greek. Wait. What's up?
Do y'all know how to joke?
I'm sorry man.
Is Greek on the Twitter? Is Greek on the Twitter?
Go to play, click play, and then go to product.
And then type in the name and the code of freak.
I'm gonna add you right now.
Have I shit about it?
He's not on.
Okay, I'll add you right now.
Oh my god.
TG, why don't you keep running?
Ehh!
I'm trying to make the tournament actually like work and we can play.
Greek, I can't add you to the group chat.
I don't know if you can't set it.
Oh, I'm sorry TG.
I'm gonna add this photo something.
Cause then that's...
That's rockin' the movie!
BANG!
Adley, Adley, discord in a message.
Jynx, his racism, his racism is important to you, Jynx.
You want to believe what I'm reporting.
You want to just carry on, you want to just get quiet when I report racism.
He said the honor!
No, he did it. No, he did it.
I believe it.
Right. I've had enough.
All right. Have I added Greek and then get him in the discord server?
I'm literally about to have an aneurysm.
Nah, you're good, guys. Calm down.
You're in the discord server. Oh my god, have I just...
Oh my god, hi-fives message him
Y'all are actually like competent professional gamers. How are you guys not in the lobby?
I sent it to you on iMessage right now, I'm in this right now, you guys give me tinnitus and my ears go
BEE-WEEE!
Oh my gosh, you see, by the way, Jinx, you got five minutes ago, eight in Edible Man.
Thanks for getting real stale.
Why are we eating Edible Man?
What are you talking about?
What are you talking about?
Okay, I'm good.
Wait, Jinx is just...
Wait, Jinx is just alive.
Are you kidding me?
Are you kidding me?
Say, oh yes!
Everybody's hurt.
Say, oh, everybody's soul.
Are you fucking kidding me?
I'm in a lobby and you guys are playing.
Okay.
Everybody leave this lobby and then read something in a second.
We gotta go, we gotta go, we gotta go, get your guys.
Yeah, that was the first time we got, bro.
Guys, I-
I'm gonna match it!
I'm gonna get him!
Good fuck!
Wait, why'd you leave, buddy?
Guys, everybody leave, and then get your-
I left the luggage, I'm back.
Oh wait, there's a new one?
New one?
Is it on Twitter?
Or Discord?
You're in it, man.
You're in it.
Oh, I am?
Oh, nice.
Alright, I'm locked.
That man covered it.
Alright, alright, alright.
What's-
I should be am I yes, yes, yes
You guys said XQC just went live on Twitch
He's gambling
Oh my god, please everybody's souls. Just let us start bro
Wait, am I the only one back on keyboard? Yes
Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, none. I'm dead. I'm at the desert
So all this and went back to sleep
I say I'm God
No, I'm not
Oh my God
Max, you gotta get in the game
Ah, Maximus
Where are you Max?
Yeah, I'm in the old edition
Max, you gotta be coming
Where's the code engines?
Oh, where's the code?
Where's the code?
In the same spot as me
For the last four hours
The Twitter group tag!
Oh, my back, too!
No!
JX, you're crazy!
JX, you're crazy!
I know!
It's been a long time, man!
We send it!
We send it because I just joined the group.
So you need to...
Yeah, yeah, he just joined the group!
Whoa, whoa, whoa, what the...
Well, that's June, February, but not September.
Seriously?
It's April.
Yeah, it's February.
And a black bitch!
I don't know who's working!
Yes, yes!
I was lagging, I was lagging, I was lagging!
I don't know how to talk about that.
Oh my god.
Good God get in the game
Yeah, just thought it was okay. Don't yell at me
You know rocket league is so hard to navigate. Oh, Max. Don't let it on your OBS
You will lose if you play on your OBS. It's the world. What make you think I'm a player OBS
What you do well max because you play the games and OBS for like years
Did you play four night on your OBS at three second delay? Oh my god, bro
Uh, please, please, please, I-
Excuse me, you know what, I'm a death-er.
Get in the game, please.
It's in the disc, it's in the Twitter.
Excuse me, is asleep at 7.56 pm Eastern Standard Pacific time, or Eastern Standard time.
That like, is he literally on drugs?
Has to be on drugs?
I have no other words.
Has to be drug and booze.
Guys make sure you don't join by the way because then it's gonna auto start.
Yo it's not letting me type game.
Which group do you wanna join?
What do you mean by that?
I'm trying to join a private match that won't let me type.
What's your drink?
My teammate doesn't even know how to navigate a keyboard.
What are you doing before this like genuinely?
Cause I think you got like last second right?
I was playing Dark and Dark at the greatest game I've ever seen.
Wait so um, okay
The greatest game to have ever existed by GC's terms is obviously Clash Royale
Max, what do you mean?
Max, what do you mean?
Max, what do you mean by you can't type?
What does that mean?
It won't, it won't let me, I'm not even trying to, we're not going to be typing the code.
Oh, Tom.
How is that?
No, this is weird.
I have no clue.
I'm really trying to be patient.
I'm not told.
I would literally show you, but I don't want to leak it.
Is your controller synced up?
No, I was using my keyboard.
Not going to lie, just can't use the keyboard.
You're planning to watch the league on your keyboard.
Yes.
Let him do it.
He's a grown man.
OK, so.
Yaya, I mean!
I mean, I mean, I mean!
Um, what's Yaya doing?
No, Yaya, that's not it, that's not it.
So, that's my little brother, that's my little brother.
I'll be back, I'll be back.
So, Chad, just a little...
Frame, um, just a little update for any minute just tuning in.
We were supposed to be in Grand Finals at 8pm.
We're still in the first round.
Max said he can't type.
This is the last streamer tournament I ever do.
First off, getting a date was literally impossible for 16 people.
Getting a date was impossible.
We got a date.
XQC's asleep.
He was supposed to play two hours ago.
He's still asleep.
was late, Max was late and can't type in the code. Ron and Marvin said they have a
last minute flight they have to catch.
I'm done.
Yo, Max, how's it going? Is it typing now?
Uh, no, I'm good. As much as I said restart game, I got a unique glitch top players
get.
Bro, wait, I, are you, like, did you seriously just say that?
Come on. Come on. You got to meet. Yes, I'm here.
It's. It's. It's. It's. He's waiting on. He's waiting on his court. The door
to asking him to be here in no time. Wait, Max, you're door dashing at court?
No, bro, he's lying, bro. He's literally lying.
PC on. If you're door dashing a court, he's lying.
I'm doing PC on fire. Yeah, do it. He's.
Yeah, this is the last streamer tournament dude. No, this is the last fucking one.
No, Jakes, Jakes, Jakes, you go. I know I was a little late. You can't put this one on me. My teammates asleep. You can't put this on me, bro.
You can't put this one on me.
That's true. I agree, man.
That's true.
Even if your teammate was here, you still wouldn't be able to type in the code, right?
Oh, guess what? No, I got it now. I got it now. It was that ass of Glitch. I'm telling you with the new one last year.
I did a name and the code and then you and GG acts are gonna join flu and then Friday and so I could get a joint orange
Wait, is it capital or not?
Well, that's great. He's just what part report. I don't even
Know he's not why yeah, it's capital in the beginning. It's the first time I'm getting it
Isn't it so crazy my nigga? I am so ass a nigga whose dreams every day
12 hours is going MIA. What the fuck does that say about me, bro? I bet. Yo, Greek,
we gotta turn up. We're not playing, bro. We're not playing, giving mercy to none of these niggas,
bro. Yo, Greek, you guys hear me? Lock in for a sec, okay? Yeah. Um, sir, yes. Yeah. Max is
probably gonna randomly join a team. So I need you guys to react quick if he does. Yeah.
Okay. Okay. Max, you, okay. How's it going? Get joint in here. Where's the one? We need
Oh my god
Everybody listen up Zoic and Riley joined blue
Jesus Christ
Riley joined blue max and Greek join
Okay, all right, I joined blue good luck guys go to separate calls back to rock you all right. Well, I'm in here
Oh shit, we got a start test.
Talos, let's go!
We don't, we don't, I'm actually excited.
Yo, we're in money, no tax.
Let's do it. Let's do it. Let's do it.
Let's do it. Let's do it.
Uh-oh, shit.
We stopped!
Oh no, I'm sorry.
We got, we got, we got, we got, we got, we got, we got.
Chill, chill, chill, chill. Lucky, lucky.
Nah, you're an ass, dang.
Wait, are you kidding me?
Straight off.
Hey lucky lucky
Wait I'm gonna try to grab the boost and demo him
Come on, it's a lot wait, okay, I'm gonna get boost. I'm gonna get boost. We got oh shit
We're good. We're good. We're good. Don't fight. Don't fall in
Yeah
Now we're
I
What the fuck are you bro? What is our strategy Dave?
Can we get a four-nacing on?
Get the fucking bulls, come on.
Come on.
Lili just believe you.
No, no, no.
Don't worry, don't worry, don't worry.
Don't worry.
Oh my gosh, this is going, this is going.
Oh my gosh, I got a timing.
Oh my, oh my god, oh my god.
Liga, come on.
Dude, do you not start that?
Uh-oh.
Oh my god. Let me get up. Let me get up. Let me get up.
Let me get up.
Ah! Ah!
Boom!
Is it you?
Oh, yes. Pass it! Pass it!
No! No!
No! No! No!
Man, you fucking son!
Dude, I can smell your breath from here.
Shut your big fucking mouth. Do you understand me?
Knock along here.
big big
of my new boyfriend what?
Oh, that was us.
You guys look just like you guys making semi-final streams.
There they go!
Yeah!
Let's go!
Come on, bro.
Let's go.
Good shit.
Good shit.
Where's my ulti?
You know we're just not losing immediately.
No.
No, no, no.
Just chill.
They look like it.
Chill.
I'm not locking up.
I'm not locking up.
Lock in, bro!
Okay.
You knew.
Yeah, you knew.
Okay, go, go.
I'm grabbing the boost.
I'm going to try to demo Greek.
oh wait he's he's gonna ram right into him oh I just missed holy sh!t
I still have to go over go go go go wait I'm gonna miss on purpose wait I'm gonna slow my time
oh wait I'll get down I'm gonna go back I don't have any boost I don't have any
boost you have to save you have to save you have to save it nice I got it I got it I got it
oh fuck he grabbed it oh wait that might be it that might be it
oh my god oh my god oh my god let's go
this is a lot of heat let's fucking go
oh my god let's go yes yes yes yes yes okay I think you okay this is what
happens when two people who are actually competent at playing video games play
against two people who are.
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
Let's go!
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
Jack, mind you, just to fill you in, driving downroaded this game three days ago, and
Zoink has, I think, five hours of playtime?
Jack, how much playtime do you have in Zoink?
Oh shit, where do I gotta go?
Okay.
I'm back.
I'm back.
Don't fall out. Don't fall out. Don't fall out. Oh, no, I did it. Wait. No, you're fine. Okay
Brother
This guy stinks you guys are looking good dude look it's basses
Okay, you put me again. This guy doesn't know how to work anything
It's just yelling listen yelling at me
Listen guys it's the best of three for a damn reason. Y'all need to come together.
I'm passing you boy!
He's calling me boy and stuff.
What the fuck are you doing on a wall?
God damn.
You're sick, you're sick. Oh my god, oh my god.
Look, y'all need to, oh my god.
Oh my god, Riley's owning us.
Oh my god.
You are great, you are.
I'm going to kill you guys in Riley downloaded this game three days ago and join us about
all in God.
I'm going to play Gobi game because we need some type of defense, listen to the lord.
I'm just gonna play it.
I'm about to fall out of my chair.
I'm about to fall out of my chair.
This guy's just insulting me the whole time.
I'm about to fall out of my chair.
You fool. You fool.
Max, I thought you were fucking goalie, bro.
We need to play goalie.
Bro, this nigga calling me a fool, bro.
Catch him.
You're trying to keep talking ass.
Bro, stop calling me a fool, nigga.
Fuck.
Like, tell me it's going to be a- Bro, what word that I can't say right now.
Guys, listen.
All you gotta do is come together as a squad.
It's a best of three.
Remember, it's a best of three, dude.
I bet.
Best of three. Best of three. Lock it, son.
Nobody's gonna leave with my- I'm in the goal.
I'm in the goal.
As Blackboard, as Blackboard.
Nah, I'm trying to do it.
Yo, why is he punching me, bro?
That's just giving me the time.
I'm going brain of five-year-old.
What?
don't ever say no shit like that again all right that yo yo yo i'm not can i
boom my teammates in this shit or no is it funny fire no there's no funny fire
bro we need to do a free throw on this bitch
bro score fucker god damn y'all ain't suck man you got two left feet
nigga holy shit i just awful cheeky i hate my teammate
oh give them those where are these back
Oh
That boom nigga, what are you serious?
Why
Now I know it's bad I'm getting advice from sketch on rockin me. It's not it
I have two options, listen, listen.
Two options.
Y'all have option number one, forfeit the tournament.
No.
Option number two, finish out the best of three.
What do y'all want me to do?
Finish out the best of three.
Finish, finish, finish, finish, finish, finish.
All right, ready up, ready up.
Now look, I'm here to be motivational.
You guys might have lost 90-0.
I'm not.
Wait, hold on.
You just asked if we're on forfeit?
I'm sorry, JX, but I'm not going to take you out.
You asked if we want to quit?
Come on, bro.
So ready?
Yo, I'm not gonna take twice for somebody with no eyebrows.
Can I just be real quick?
Okay.
Hold on, man.
I'm talking about sexy.
But guys, guys, guys, here's the thing.
Y'all could come together as a team and win, and it would be inspirational.
Will.
Are you, this is not working, are you?
Take it seriously.
What do you think I'm doing?
Oh my God.
Y'all got me tight, bro.
I can't you had or not excuse me. Sorry. I'm bbm you had a zero score or 32 score
Zero goals zero says zero
Neither the great great they have no score Tony's they're barely trying. Oh my gosh. Do y'all want to see a hand cam?
Yo game. I yeah, I have a cabin. Do you have a dick come?
I just I just this is terrible
Get in it. I see us you son. All right. All right
Wait, I got it. What a jigger raid. Thank you. Come on. Like it. Oh my gosh. Yo, we can win this great great great
I got you the best great
I'm gonna go back don't worry
It's a PBS.
Nice.
I'll hit it.
Wait, I think you hit it.
Wait, wait, I'll hit the same touch.
Oh, fuck.
I missed it.
There we go.
What the hell is a hemorrhoid?
I don't know what that shit means.
I did not graduate school.
Wait, come on.
No.
Come on.
Nice.
Oh, that's the A.
Oh, shit.
A hemorrhoid?
It's fine.
It's a mask.
Are you a picture?
I just got on the slide.
Oh, my god.
Oh, yes, dude.
Wait, I'm going to get a picture.
Oh, my god.
I'm going to get a picture.
Oh, my god.
Oh, my god.
wait
Why can't we keep saying yo y'all can do this boy y'all can do this
Yeah, good job good job good job good job
Come on
Come on
I'm back on D. I'm back on D. She's got to kill that energy. I got energy. I got energy. I
Just got I got boom
Wait boom my miss. Let me go. I'm getting energy. I'm getting energy. Oh
My god
Apologies, don't worry. You got clear clear clear clear. I'm on a break. I'm on a break. I'm on a break
I'm on a break. I'm on a break
I'm on a Brie-Light Brack!
I press it, I press it, I press it!
I'm on a Brie-Light Brack!
Oh, sick!
I think I pressed mine.
Do something. Press anything at this point.
Press all the buttons and see what happens.
I'm trying time to ball. That's what's fucking me up.
Time my balls.
I'm not gonna lie and greet.
Yo.
Time my balls.
I just checked Twitter, XQC, type to the group chat one minute ago.
Bruh, am I too late?
I'm sorry, the person you are trying to reach has a voicemail.
I'm not just speaking this fucking number.
Kidding, kidding.
Kidding.
Ah, that's what, what?
Chad, somebody just spammed me over.
I
Damn
Can you just get one goal so I can sneak to that?
No!
No!
No, I didn't do it!
No!
No!
No!
I'm so stupid, I swear to God, I can't help you.
I can't help you.
Max!
Max!
Max!
He did the ball!
He did the strike!
No!
Where did he prevent like this?
Where is he?
I
Yeah
you get it bro come on bro oh my gosh oh my gosh oh my gosh
excuse me son come on I said you want my set you up for the plate
what are you doing bro if y'all been this y'all are gonna clutch man three
I'm about to clutch your nuts in my mouth
no too high too high too high we're on a fast break we're on a fast break hit it out
hit it out we're on a fast break
hold the glass
you're on tower brother brother okay and then remember always Goblin
barrel. I don't know which call is like out of the box. Wait come on come on. Yes let's go!
Come on bro! Let's go Z!
Come on Z!
We are back! We are back! We are back!
We typed quick and we put down a rage potion. We put down a rage potion and we attack
them together with the towers.
That's all we do guys.
You use your weapon.
Secure the wave.
I like sir what are they gonna give max a kick on me man okay wait
Better better better we're good
I can see you!
That was a bomb!
I hit it!
My gun.
Wait?
Wait, push it?
I got it.
Oh no.
Row one, row one.
Robbie talk to you, Robbie. That's 1v1.
Wait, how? Where the fuck did you go?
What do you mean?
I got him trapped!
I'm trying to get one!
What is that?
You can't move, you can't move from it.
Wait, oh, what?
I didn't know that, what the fuck?
Yeah, you have to stay there.
Oh, you just blew me up. Max, help me please, sir.
I'm waiting, I'm just waiting for the kick.
Can you just get up there, son?
Oh my gosh, oh my gosh, it's over.
It's over, it's over.
Wait, I didn't even know, I'm not gonna lie.
I didn't know it's in daddy daddy it's in
See my teammate
Leave! Leave! Leave! Everybody leave! Everybody leave!
Where? Where are we leaving?
XQC is off! He's off!
Okay, okay. Nice, nice playing with you, Playboy. I love you.
Thanks, Jinxie, for inviting me.
Alright, great. Peace out.
See ya, boys. Take care. Bye-bye. Bye, thank you.
Oh, fuck.
PBM, you've made it to Game 3. XQC is having an idea.
X! X!
We have a chance.
He's not in the call yet. Wait.
check I'm breathing so heavy I never thought this way about anything in my
life oh my gosh oh my gosh oh my gosh
Chas scored my first goal bro, and a competitor!
Max, that was actually the closest goal I've been to the entire time.
Thank you, thank you!
No wrongsoul, wrongsoul!
I gotta call this fucking ex-pickup!
Yes!
Yes!
I'm here, I'm here, I'm here, you actually clutched out my boy.
Thank you, bro.
Thank you, man.
That was absolutely beautiful.
Thank you, man.
That was the most fun sport of the tournament.
Literally.
Thank you, man.
Literally, bro.
Now you guys got it.
Hey, he's got it.
X.
Tell me, Greek guy.
Oh, man.
All right, so look.
I'm gonna be honest, bro.
If X is playing worse, if X is playing worse than Greek, bro.
Game.
X, I need you to lock in, because Greek was low-key.
He was setting up the plays, though.
I don't know why he was calling me game, game, bang, bang.
Bang bang, there's gotta be some type of racism.
But he was saying nothing plays though.
Yeah.
I mean, holy mother of God.
Holy mother of God.
I do.
Oh my God, what is this tournament?
Legitimately, I don't know.
What is this?
It's gonna be the most horribly,
and I didn't chat, I'm not even kidding.
I don't think I've made one mistake
rather this tournament.
Like, I, please chat, name one thing I did wrong.
Everyone's late.
Chat, this is what XCC attacks me.
Ugh.
Bro, I'm in the tower, I just woke up,
enemy four, I run to PC, what the fuck?
I thought that was too late.
Then, five, 10 minutes ago, XCC said,
bro, my phone turned into crap,
and I missed my alarms, I decayed what to tell ya.
And then I said, bro, hurry the hell up,
you're in game three.
He said, really, I can still play.
said yes bro how long he said you should how much of time I got I can be
on and out I said bro in like two minutes 17k is crazy now it's all
in due time though bro Max you're so clutched that was the most clutch gold
I've ever seen I'm gonna go update the other team
Yeah, that's what I'm not, you're not them out.
No, have us, have us, have us, have us, have us, chill, chill, chill, have us, chill, chill.
Do you remember what I taught you?
No, no, no.
Okay, no, I think, I mean, should I stop my brother in these GC2?
It's all new players from this point forward.
No, no, no, should I stop my brother in?
It's only players from this point forward.
Wait, so, like, is XQC in the game?
Wait, yes.
XQC is in game right now.
Okay, how about we can reset that.
rollback deceiving allowed to play yeah it wasn't allowed to play now it's yeah
now it's just it's basically just one game edit whoever takes yep perfect
we're already two hours behind schedule to actually not a really yeah we're
supposed to be in grand finals right now we're still in the first round damn oh
my god yeah so we got to get this shit going and X needs to get the fuck in one
game for all the Marvels. Good luck. Fuck.
Wait, wait, wait. Not some of my brother in it, just a few.
Also, guys. No, no, wait, fuck no! Also, guys.
You know, he's a lot of people.
Sketch, if you're gonna be in the team's call while they're playing, that's fine.
Just be there. Just be there.
He can't. He can't.
I won't play for this time. I was trying to mute, and it wouldn't have happened to me.
Joe and Sketch can stay here. They can't join any other call.
They can't.
Perfect. I might not want to join any other call.
I got limited to the jiggle
Guys you can join whatever ball you want
Different things high-fives the server owner and runner is tiny. I'm not allowed to join and then Jinxie
Jinxie said players only so he's switching Jinxie. What do you want?
I said players only are allowed in the discord server mainly to eliminate UD and Archi because they were just literally going
So that
Just ban okay, so what when you got already did when you guys join a call just knew don't yes
You can join whatever you want and listen about just me because it's supposed to be the players talking to
this will be the longest tournament in human history literally I'm gonna go
I'm gonna go pee. I'm gonna go pee. I'm gonna go pee.
Alright. Axe is joining. Axe is joining.
Ha! Axe is joining.
I don't know what's happening to you away from Zed up you walking through the substandard.
X, you see what I'm gonna do with it?
We made it!
Wait, is X in the game?
He's on his way!
He's jumping out of a shower!
Oh my God!
He's jumping out of a shower!
Pick up the phone!
Gotta have fucking aneurysm.
Yeah, last streamer tournament ever.
Yo high fives, we were supposed to be in grand finals, wrapping it up right now.
I don't even think it's possible to do a stream of tournament. It's like it's like it's like
like um trying to like uh bend time or something
yo oh what's up bro what's up guys uh so how long is the extra's here um i'll tell you what he said
i'll tell you exactly what xcc said so i play figure dash bro i mean the sour i just woke up
enemy four i run to see what the fuck that was too late wait he just got up at this time
I need like 10 is that possible or you want to get the PC right now? And then I said bro like now
We're so behind schedule. I must be seeing hold on. That's what he said
He's at it. He's
A streamer so that could mean three hours or eight minutes. I don't know about it
I think he's just got a chip on his phone. There's no concept of time
Clearly, but I don't care because my foods here. Oh
Wait, what do you need it? What do you need?
about oh
Oh, for Jordan, Shabachi,
the second stage, shrimp chicken.
The controller is so hard to play.
Rice, vegetables, eggs, hold on.
Joe, I actually forgot how rockety feels to play.
Because we haven't played in two hours.
Two and a half hours.
Yeah, I feel like not only am I not warmed up,
I'm like, I'm like, I'm cold.
I think we all just dropped the rank waiting.
I think I dropped the rank watching Max's like last game.
Dude, I don't know why you don't drop the rank watching me.
I think I scored on us three times.
One of the times the best.
Where is actually?
Okay, he said, bro, I need 10 minutes, 10 minutes ago, okay, cool.
So three minutes.
All right.
Actually see three minutes out, or two minutes out, two minutes out.
Two minutes out.
I mean how accurate is that?
I just don't believe that.
I'm gonna go check it on the other team to make sure everybody's still awake.
Yo, Mingo, what's up?
Yeah, what's good, what's good, duo?
How are you guys feeling, bro?
How y'all feeling?
Me and Skats are getting a little drunk.
I'm feeling awesome.
Well, you guys are drinking?
Nice, guys.
That's a call.
No, no, no.
No, no, no, no, we're not drinking.
I'm not drinking!
Okay, we're drinking.
Wait, I thought you were drinking.
Listen, they're gonna call me an alcoholic.
Alright, what's a year, bro? You're good.
What's a year?
Wait, Steph, should I get a little drink or shall I stay for a drink?
You should, you should. Does it make you play better?
Um, yeah, I used to carry drinks in tournaments, and I was like, blacked out drunk.
Oh, let's do it then.
I'm gonna get a drink.
Where is the rest of the fucking teams?
Yeah, hold it yo, act like hold it yo!
If I got to leak...
If I got to leak...
Call XQC!
Free Kurdistan.
But it's Kurdistan.
stupid take by the way
long dead mingo slams wine is that true mingo
what happened mingo they're saying mingo slams wine is that true
oh yeah why I used to drink wine on stream back in the day
alright try it I'll get a beer you know what
hey mingo you gonna get a beer you said you guys are drinking right
yeah I'm gonna drink too fuck this shit
Hey, where is the next guy?
Rincey, Rincey.
What? What?
Are you like not in your ass? He's in the car.
I don't need to sass right now. Yo, Axe, what's up?
Yo, Axe, what's up?
Wait, is my discord working?
Yo, Axe, can you hear me?
Yeah, it is working.
I'm about to literally get fucking hammered literally let me tell Joe
I see his mic moving
He's getting the call on his mic
Alright we're good to go
It's gonna be the same code as the last game
It's gonna be the same code
Beautiful, beautiful let me tell them
Yo guys it's gonna be the same code as the last game by the way
Join whenever I just made an X is ready. Oh shit. I was watching cat videos. All right
Good. Oh, wait. Oh shit. All right
I guess we're ready. I don't know what's happening
I'm always ready, bro
Yo X the code is gonna be in the Twitter group chat
Oh damn password
X you get good rest
Yeah, I was on the field all the time.
Listen, alright.
Yo Mingo.
Yeah?
Uh, JT.
What's up?
Uh, my chat's informing me that, uh, you're, you're getting, uh, hammered, is that true?
Yeah, I'm done.
I'm at my wit's end, and I'm done.
Uh, this guy's two hours 34 minutes late.
I mean, I'm- I'm- I'm getting the shit fenced.
And yes, I'm the host of the tournament.
Joe, you're gonna have to carry this team,
because I'm bringing about four beers into my room,
and I plan on putting them down in the next four minutes.
Four beers, brother. I already ate an edible.
Nice. Eat another one.
Nice. Let's lose it.
Nice.
Nice.
Can they join the game, bro?
There's no way.
Bro, we've been waiting for so long.
Like, why didn't we just, I don't want to say why didn't we just run it with Greek?
But we were like, oh we're so next to the third game.
Now we're sitting here for 20 minutes waiting.
Like, I thought it was like, oh he's here, he's ready.
Yo, Riley accidentally clicked the join button and shit, so the game accidentally started.
Like, what should we do?
Jixi's not here, he's grabbing four beers and getting a shag hammer.
Oh my god!
Bro, the game just accidentally started and I deposit. Jesus Christ.
I'm not surprised over this thing.
Yeah, it's like 10 base.
Y'all look like God.
I'm like, if you lose next game,
will you shave both your eyebrows off?
All right, we ready?
I lose next.
Wait, wait, I'm actually started.
Like on accident, but we paused it.
Wait, how are y'all in that?
All right, it's also a requirement.
Everybody has to drink four beers minimum
because drinking four beers minimum.
If I'm 17, should I still be doing that or not?
Oh, okay, never mind.
Can you still be doing that?
Oh, my God, we're ready.
Yeah. Yes. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
We need to restart. We need to
restart the game. Yes. Actually
I don't know. I can pause if I
want to. All right. I'm
going to restart from kickoff.
No, it's no it's boy
Shit my bad my bad X
That's some out. I'm on a fast break
All right, excuse me and PBM for that
Fuck fuck fuck yeah
Yeah, yeah, demoing.
They demoed it.
It's fine, it's fine.
We're good, we're good, we're good, we're good.
All right, chat.
We're about to be in semis after this.
Thank God.
Wow, we're actually going to be back in the first round.
That's just to just demo, Emily.
Shit.
Wait, what happened?
What happened?
Bro, what the fuck?
It didn't even like, I didn't even get to hit it, bro.
Wait, what happened?
It just...
Oh my god.
Rodney, Rodney, Rodney, Rodney, Rodney.
Dude, I liked it a bit for whatever reason I'm liking now.
Me too, me too, me too.
yeah, uh, lobby might be terrible.
Nice! Look out! How did I hit a QR?
Oh, Rodney, Rodney, Rodney, Rodney, Rodney, Rodney, Rodney, Rodney, Rodney!
Rodney! Oh my god, I'm going!
I'm going like this!
Wait, wait.
Dude, I have 700 ping. What the f**k?
This is so c**k.
Yo, why do you like him so hard, why do you like him so hard?
What the fuck?
Alright, I'll...
Yeah, you need...
Aw, this is the last thing we need.
Alright, I'm gonna do it.
Alright, he's back to town.
Nice.
I think I can...
He's still asking we need...
I think that's his...
A lag drama.
Nice.
Okay.
Nice lag.
Is it gone?
we saw that like 10 it would have been like oh I think I got by the way I have
no way extra shit on me I can't lie wait I think I think I got it I got I got
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
So, who's gonna go to?
It's just people on the server.
It's not them.
All right, man.
All right, man.
My bad, my bad, my bad.
No, no, no, no.
You use the time that does on me.
I go.
I could hit that ball on you.
Damn.
I'm massive.
You have to hit that.
You have to go hit that.
Damn
You were finally gonna be in semis. Yes
Thank God, dude. Oh
My god about this tournament whatever. I'm gonna forever report right now. We locked in
I think me and Joe play Maxon and
It's Maxon we play the winner of this me and Joe better winner
Damn, he's trying to boom me, Axe.
Damn, you call.
Damn.
What's up, bitch?
What's up, bitch?
What's up?
Axe is nice, man.
Axe is nice.
Ray, Axe is locked.
I'm fine.
I'm fine.
I'm fine.
I'm fine.
I'm fine.
I think I hit him on him.
That's why that's why I'm telling you.
I get the hardest spot because it's just so bad.
Yeah, I know.
I know.
Somehow.
I mean, we're hitting you.
Are you?
Yeah, yeah.
Damn.
Oh, shit.
Is that it?
No.
I'll hit that off.
I'll get that away.
Nice.
He might score it though.
Watch out.
Alright.
Okay, Rally's on a hundred things.
I think I'm just spying.
I think I hit it.
Nice.
I didn't hit it far though.
I think I hit it.
I think I hit it.
Nice.
And you block that
It's not it's not it
Go go go
Can you hit that?
Oh fuck we're good, we're good
This is actually about
Okay rally's taking back
XTC's not here
That's mad
I'm fine
I hit it
What a game
Elimination hangs in the balance
I think you can get the pick
we're good we're good we're good we're good we're good we're good we're good we're good we're good we're good
might make it to semifinals do you hit that away i got it i got it i got it we're gonna
break the bomb i guess we're gonna take it okay wait we gotta wait i think we're gonna put it
no no oh i just saw the bomb it's open i'm gonna go back
yeah he's he's uh dribbling it up on me nice got it oh my god he's gonna
I just killed Max. I just bomb-taxed him.
Oh fuck, I'm out of ammo.
Oh no.
Oh no.
I love yous.
Oh no.
Fuck it, nice.
Nice one!
Oh nice.
Hold up!
I'm going to try to die while I'm...
He's right here.
He's got a hand.
He's got a hand.
Wait, can you just press that there?
Oh yeah.
Oh no.
Oh no.
Oh fuck.
Damn! Damn!
Fuck bro!
Rylee's lagging!
I keep-
I don't know bro, I don't know!
Rylee, you're lagging?
No, he has no idea.
My dog might have unconnected my ethernet,
but I was like waiting, I can't lie.
I don't know if shit I got it there.
I'm sorry, I didn't-
Yeah, like Rylee, bro, Rylee, Rylee.
Nah, fuck, I'm sorry bro.
We've had two goons.
Rooms like in the game like it was bad. Yeah, like you can't do anything about that
Me me me yeah, though is this dog does that I'm not even one lying. I just got back in the game now
You're wait, what do you mean? You just got me wait what?
No, like as in like my game just loaded like after they take off. Yeah
Yeah, I think it's so much the way
Oh my god, wait, no it's scored now, and I didn't even know
You can't play right you cannot play the game right now. Yeah in the 700 like in the store. What the fuck bro like we can't do it
Yeah, I'm basically to be wanting one of fucking
Yeah, right he like hasn't loaded in yet, bro
This is actually not real
Yeah, no way
I'm gonna be so honest. Yeah, but we wouldn't really lost though.
You didn't move for 10 seconds.
Yeah, I like replaying that. I think it's a spot that I can't lie.
Yeah, I'm not a good dude.
Broly, if we did like a rematch, would you still be lagging, you think?
I don't know, I'm really not sure. I have 80 ping now.
I have 80 ping now, like it's normal.
Yeah, but like, but like, I think it's just like, if you haven't seen, like, he's like
frozen and just picked off for like, seconds.
What am I doing?
Okay, I'm about to go out.
Yeah, that's how they got their first goal.
I was frozen and they kicked off.
I mean, the fairest thing to do is rematch, but like, ugh.
I'm not gonna lie.
Y'all are so behind, bro.
Like, I'm not gonna lie.
Like, it's, like, it's kind of, like, I don't even know it.
Yeah.
Like it's just another one like and like a regular competition like I would have tough the loss anyway
But like I don't know cuz I got a promotion to throw this guy's literally like frozen 15 seconds kickoff like it's bad
But this thing is like so high. I don't know why I'm so low. It is so high
Like look, he's fine gonna be frozen in a second. Yeah, look, he's frozen for a bit
Yeah, yeah, should we do a rematch run a ball I
I gotta tell them
they're gonna be something
dude I like it
yo yo yo yo
yo yo
GO BE INSANE
that's fucking go baby
uh guys bad news
what? what's that?
rematch because Bradley was lagging
no that's not it that's it
no sketch you're not even in the match here
um is that fun
you guys gotta rematch
They just want to-
He lagged on like three of their goals, dude. He was on 600 pay.
All right, well just wait, wait, wait. We might have to make a new game. Why is he lagging now?
I'm like, but if he lags again, just jogging, all right? Just run a rematch.
Okay, let me talk to that. Yo, Riley, Riley, they know a rematch since you lagged, but um,
what's it called? Um, how do I- like if you lag again, it's probably just stuff.
We can't just yeah, no, no, I know I know it's fine like we don't even have to do a rematch like if it's like to behind cuz like it's it's it's so cocked I
Don't even know cuz like no if you look at this
Okay, yo, are you guys down to rematch or no?
Okay, Robbie restarted skin like me
No, I don't know it was.
He's playing an OBS.
He's playing an OBS.
Like, I would play an OBS if that's their rematch.
Let me look at the left one.
Damn it.
No, no.
Come on.
Come on.
Oh, no.
You was lagging for real.
I mean, my chat is saying to keep going.
Who just farted?
I should not have said that.
Yo.
Okay.
Yo, Radley, Radley, Radley.
Yo.
I love.
I did a poll.
58% of them are saying, or 57% of them are saying to keep going and not rematch.
going in that rematch.
That's fine.
I just feel bad because it's like such a bullshit way to lose.
Let me see, hold on.
Yo, guys.
I didn't start touching.
Chuck, let's just do one more rematch.
If he lags again, GG, fuck it, it doesn't matter, all right?
Yeah, he's in a restarted game.
I think that's a fair way to do it,
because I don't think anybody should lose,
because they're on 700 pay.
OK.
It's a five minute game anyways.
All right, all right, all right.
That's all right, yeah.
I'm not a dictator like I don't think it's fair for someone to lose the tournament because they're lagging
Because they're on 700 pay
If it's gonna be a reason if reset the lagging right
You gotta do it early right letting the game end and then we're crazy, right?
It's like why would they why would they let us win first like
But I'm late though so I don't got I don't got nothing to say. Yeah, I mean
Say man, you're like two and a half hours late
Yes, I'm saying at this point I'm blessed by the gods to be here. I mean, thank you for the opportunity
Yeah, all right. All right. Let's get in the game. Let's do it man. Let's do it
Say the same password. Oh, it's a bastard same bastard same thing
This motherfucker
Do you think I wasn't in the coffee?
did this motherfucker just say we should oh he's right though um wait why did you
I'm joining
Max went harder
Yeah, we got a restart again this Max just joined us why is fucking a little way here
I
Pause pause pause pause
All right, I made the everybody leaves turn the new one. I gotta tell it
But it leaves again. I forgot to go live, brother. Oh
Yo Riley, so like you guys gotta leave that join the new one
Is it is it a discord or don't even know like it's the same one. It's just leaving rejoin
Yo, leave it rejoin leave it rejoin
Should be good
We can join back soon cold
a different code yes I got to go live you know what you to sort of spot in
there by yourself and run into the ball um I thought the game was done
transparent but it's all good so we're not we're in the right I'll be
What are you doing?
Get some practice and check.
Yo, Rowdy, you think you're still going to lag or no?
He's off left.
Hey, am I the wrong one? What's going on? Am I the wrong one, I think?
AXIN, Black Point Max are in this one.
Okay, I guess. This is all clear.
Wait, it's joining.
Rowdy, are you still going to lag, you think?
I'm not sure, but if I do, it's fine.
Like we don't even have to reset like I just feel bad for Keith. Yeah, X in black boy match are in the game that I said
Everybody has to leave for it to be deleted and then it can work
I'm still lagging though
Yo, you know what nobody match Rata said he's still lagging this chocolate. He said just why
He said he's still lagging, just go next.
All right?
Wait, give me a sub.
Give me a sub.
Give me a sub.
Oh, there you go.
There you go.
There you go.
You got it.
Are we going to the battles?
No, you're going to set a battle.
Yeah, you got it.
Yeah, all right.
Are we next game or no?
Yes, y'all are next game.
You guys are playing me and Joe.
All right, that's how we just stay in here.
Yep.
Yep.
Wow.
Oh, shit.
No, that's just unlucky.
I need a death and all right. Bye guys. I'll take the bracket semi-finals
Wow
All right, that is still live in just fuck it
All right
Yo
Okay, now X and PBM. We're gonna play each other now. Okay. I bet back back. Come on chat. Let's go
Let's go
You like right now or not like right now like right now right now playing right now
Okay, I'm ready
I'm gonna go to the game
All right, I'm gonna make a game you guys just give me the same thing just leave and then I'll tell you in the door
They're bad hold it
All right, yeah, I need to do the same bathroom. Everybody leaves that old fucking lobby if you don't leave it
Yeah, and
And then and then enjoy and then join leave and enjoy
extra drift
Catering to the majority is crazy. Saucy. I don't know if you're fucking stupid or if you were dropped on your head
Or if you have a 75 IQ we actually didn't cater the majority the majority of chats had to keep going and move on with the games
I said yo Riley reset your game. Let's do a rematch
It's not fair that you should lose because you laugh and then Riley kept on liking a discord and then said to move on the game
Saucy underscore seven one zero get permanently banned from the fucking chat reason lack of intelligence
You have to have over a fucking five IQ to type good fucking gone. We did the opposite of catering the majority you stupid fuck
Holy fuck you're stupid. Wow. You're done. You're literally doomed for your whole life because I'm fucking stupid you are
We didn't cater the majority we ran a poll and the majority of the chat said to
said to keep going with the tournament and don't do a rematch. I did the opposite.
I said, I don't think it's fair that you guys should lose because of Lack. Then Riley reset his game.
He was still lagging in Discord and then Riley himself, the player in the tournament, not you.
The guy played said, just move on, I'm lagging. And we're already three hours behind schedule.
Yeah, good luck guys.
Yeah, you all right?
Let's go Chet, we go!
Wait, I need to hold up, I need to pause.
Wait, I can't pause.
Wait, why'd you guys do it?
No, no, no, why'd you guys do it?
Oh my god, oh my god, thank god, thank christ.
PBM, it's your ball.
Chet, tell Chet to join.
Oh my god.
PBM, PBM, PBM.
Alright, semi-finals, now semi-market.
Going against the majority is crazy. I mean you're so fucking stupid, bro.
I literally handle that in the fairest way possible. It's just pretty unlucky when someone flagged.
Fuck me in the ass.
All right, Joe, are you ready? Yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm locked in, I'm locked in.
All right, we're starting now. There's the best of three still, we're starting now. There's the best of three.
are you ready? Yeah Joe because I'm gonna click on pause the game's gonna start I'm gonna tell
that yo you guys ready I'm about to unpause yeah yeah we're ready all right good luck enough
all right semi-finals Joe lock in well we got it now nervous we've been wait we haven't played
I
Okay, lock it up. We didn't wait for three hours to lose for a fuck that shit
Wait Joe, how many edibles did you take one? Okay?
You're not that high? How high are you?
No, no, no. Like a three out of ten.
Okay, let's win.
Let's just win.
I try to match him. We win this, we make finals.
My chest is hanging forever.
I missed the vault. I missed the vault.
Nice to meet you. What happened? It's just max.
Nice! Let's go, Joe!
Let's go, Joe! Let's go!
Let's go, Joe!
Let's win this shit bro!
Let's win this shit!
Win this gets the finals dude. Come on.
God, it's just gonna be playing and not fucking babysitting.
Fuck.
You go, you go. I go, I go, yeah.
I'm gonna dead it.
Oh my- oh shit.
Max Joe. Max just accident-
Bro I went, I was far behind you.
Max just accidentally did a delayed kickoff.
He doesn't even know what he's doing.
Because he was so slow to kickoff,
Slate so slow to the kickoff that's what happens
My XCC is gonna be like holding this hand throughout the whole time
Oh god
I will say this XCC is pretty good. I'm in that. I'm in that
You got it. You got it guys. Definitely got it. I got it. Oh fuck. I net there. I put it
I kinda wanna wait for Hacker to come up on me.
Yup, I'm behind you.
That's smart.
Joe's that smart.
Joe remember, Max is basically just driving around, it's not really nice to see him.
Yeah, yeah.
I missed the ball, I had to open that, huh?
Nice job!
Let's get him out, let's get him out.
Fuck, that's-
I'm flicking it!
Let's get him dropped!
Drop!
Yes!
Yes!
YES!
YES!
YES, JOE!
YES!
YES, JOE!
FUCKING BEAUTIFUL JOE!
BEAUTIFUL, MAN!
We're good, we're good, we're good.
God, I love you. Let's go.
Alright, Joe. Got it, got it, got it.
Got it, got it, got it.
Fuck.
Fine.
You got that? You got this?
I'm dropping good stuff.
Mypped.
I go, I go, I go.
you go Joe you go Joe yes come on yo and this shit win this game we'll see you
we play in finals we're winning this fucking shit dog I did I did I'm gonna
hold a little back I thought I don't get it don't get it smart smart you're
I don't I don't want them to get you take off. You're right. You're right. So tell him Joe
Over the middle water beneath the jakes
Where you go, where you go next behind you slip it up your ass
You want to be three hours late?
Bend over and take it
Dead the ball
I'm going back PBM's just driving around here. I dribble on that so that I'm walking this back on back
back again I got it I got it I missed it oh my god oh my god oh my god he fucking
I got it. Holy shit. Dude, you literally had it on me. Duckord it at all. There's no way.
Well, at least there's a little bit of that.
42. We are good. We are good.
Joe, that's a great cushion. Great cushion. I be sure to score that last one.
Yes. Joe, let's win this damn tournament. Come on.
I do I do I did it I did it I like this way back to smash my actually okay I'm
in that I'm in that way I'm actually wanting this I'm wanting this over your
head bitch
In your net!
In your net!
In your fucking net!
I'm taking my shirt off, I'm about to give a fuck.
Get the fuck out!
You go Joe, you go! You go, you go!
You push, you push.
Am I?
He's gonna hit it.
You-
Great bomb.
I fucked up.
Oh my god, I fucked up.
I know, I know, I know, I know.
Wait, Joe, over the middle!
It's gonna go over the middle to you!
I demoed?
No! I was trying to demo that.
I'm so fucked up.
Joe, I'm so sorry.
I think no, this game's in the back.
Oh no, okay, I'm just gonna tell you let's just hold this lead
Joe so much like someone's got a lot of other
Fuck okay, wait. I have a shot. I do actually over the middle. I'm gonna demo acts. I'm gonna demo acts pussy bitch
No, I miss I miss I miss
So I was gonna try to demo no, no, no
That's good. That's good. You can't you can't you can't turn it. You can't turn it
They fucked up
I mean honestly at this point we could just fucking stop yeah, yeah, yeah
OH! BUT I LIKE SCORING!
IN YOUR NET!
IN YOUR NET!
Oh no, oh no, get back!
Get back, get back, get back, get back, get back!
Get back, get back, get back, get back!
Joe, defense, defense, defense, defense, defense, defense!
Joe, I'm behind it, I'm behind it!
Joe, let's win this fucking tournament, egg!
You're actually gross!
Wait, I got it, Joe, I got it, I got it!
Oh! I was so high up back there!
Nice, Joey!
I'm on it!
I'm on it.
Yes Joe!
Yes!
Yes Joe!
We got one another!
We got one another!
What were you doing bro?
Bro, I just love you Joe.
Okay, you're good at games.
You're good at games.
You have big biceps.
I love you Joe.
Okay, let's win game two.
Let's stop fucking around.
two and then we'll see who we play in finals. I'm not gonna lie. Mingo would rather play.
Kyle, that's a good question. Fuck. Squeaks is there. I think Squeaks is the best player
in the tournament. I agree. Squeaks is the best player in the tournament. Mingo and Sketch
are like a team, though. Bro, Mingo and Sketch kind of play like two platforms. I'm not
gonna lie. Yeah. They literally just played like a duo. All right. Like they had great
rotations. Who do you think is easier? Who do you think is easier?
I think Ludwig's worse than Sketch, but I think Squeaks is better than Mingo. So it's
really just like how we could separate them. Yeah, Ludwig's worse than Squeaks.
Squeaks and Lud also, you got to keep in mind, Squeaks and Lud have like, broke game chemistry
man. They beat every Dark Souls game together.
Are you serious?
They plus in the same room together. Are you siding in the know that?
For like a week like they play they play games together all the time. Chad, it's going to be in the lobby
All right, I don't know any bluer orange. What do you think it's up to you? Okay?
Joe if we win this game, we're in finals, right?
We got to come out hot the only game we lost today was when we started off like shit
It's the only game that was also a fluke of a game. Yes. I agree that game was asked
We were waiting and then I joined late. They got an early goal and the vibe was bad.
Okay, I'm going to play back a little bit.
I'm going to get an exit space. He's barely too much.
Nice, he has no moves. He's barely too much.
Yeah, he's doing too much.
Easy.
I mean, Joe, let's go! Let's go, Joe!
Joe, even if you didn't score, my confidence is through the fucking route.
Even if you didn't score, I had it. We basically had two goals.
Joe beautiful I was actually trying to pinch it with you
Nice I'm on it. I'm on it. No, I just don't
You know he's actually overrunning the ball
I'm in you you you what Joe I mean, that's fucking at look at the fucking guy. He's got good God
He thought I was going for the shot to the center side
That's what we do now!
Let's wear that shirt!
I go, I go.
I go, I go, I go.
I get it, I get it.
You done?
I got it.
Shit.
It took a beard out.
I'm going back.
X hit it, hold up.
I'm going.
For X, it's training his boots by airing the air.
Oh
Hold up, it's gonna take a weird bounce
Nice
you
you
you
in my back where my power just flickered what the fuck is happening camera
yeah there's a storm I don't know in my back it can jump one be two handle my
of my work here.
Shadow, I'm back.
Bro, there's lightning outside of my house.
It's not my head shining exploding chat.
Let me call Joe.
We have to destroy that game back, hold on.
There we go.
All right, thank you, I must.
He's one bit too.
He's one bit.
Holy Joe, Aura.
What are you doing?
He scored a goal when I was gone.
He said it's a rematch.
I scored it in 1v2, JC.
And he's trying to save the rematch.
Who's trying to save?
Bro, they lost the road.
We're winning anyway.
I'm holding you off.
I got you on the same.
Wait, what do you mean he tried to save rematch?
What do you mean?
I said FF after I just fucking held him off for a minute
and then he scored.
It seems like it's a rematch, you judge.
He said it's a rematch?
The game's good.
We were winning three to two when my power went out,
and you scored my power.
And now we're winning four zeroes, but they were trying.
I mean, maybe if it was a close game?
Maybe it's like, why would we rematch if we won
and my power went out?
I might have missed it, Joe.
I have no idea.
Joe, why don't you put a snipe built into it?
Joe, I just had lightning strike my house, I'm not even kidding.
Lord of Rock, you scored, and then you didn't scream, and I was going to tell him maybe it's nice to be,
because normally you scream every time you score, and then you were just frozen, and I was like, dicky.
And then you just did it, and you didn't have to score him, you had a 2v1.
Dude, I was pulling off, I was pulling off a fucking...
He said, we back.
No.
I won B2, we lost 3-0, I hold you off, 4-0. He said that's not how it works.
I mean earlier Ash was saying that he shouldn't request rematch because he was fucking 3 hours late.
Now he loses the game, and wants to rematch when our team DCs.
We were running for the zero
We were running for you
Wait Joe one be one Joe when I see seed was it four zero or three zero?
It was 3-0, I held him off for a minute, and then I scored, and then I said FF, and
he said get the rematch.
Get dunked on.
Rematch that.
Rematch that.
What?
Rematch that.
Get absolutely fucking dunked on.
Re-match this twirl! Re-match this! Re-match this! Re-match this!
Dude, I wanted to flesh him so bad there.
Bro, I really just want to join the call.
What is he mad about?
Yo ex.
Good goal.
Good goal.
Yo ex.
Yo what's up?
You saying you want a rematch?
No, it's okay.
Yeah man.
I think it's only fair because I was going for a plus.
Why would it be a rematch if Jinxie faced these?
Yo, yo, yo.
And I went a one-man game.
Yo, yo, yo.
Yo, try this.
Listen, listen.
It's the way it works because we stand to gain never my playing I asked for pause because they wouldn't pause it, right?
So if we scored three goals, you would have never even stopped moving. Why don't you?
You know
Goldry so I think they get out here. Yeah, do you let the
You know what? Let's rematch. Well, we're gonna lose anyway, but okay. Let's go drink so you land get out
I got on my lobby the mess
Okay, so let me get this straight. We're gonna, we can't do that, hold up. If I, like, if
my power shut off, right, I don't care. Look, I don't care. What, let's just play.
I mean, like, what the fuck? He's just gonna lose anyway.
Yeah, but I don't I don't understand I don't understand the logic of it
Cuz we already we already like we were winning we were winning our team DC's and he said it's what it's what
He's mad that he lost and now he's mad at me
He's just gonna fucking lose you and then he's won't have anything to say
Yeah, I don't care about we're not sure we know we shouldn't have joined. Oh my god
PBM needs to join. Bro, um, but what you said is a good point. If it was the rematch, why did they keep trying to score? You know, he did not know pace of play was stopped. Yeah, why did they, why did they just, okay, kept trying to score. I kept playing. They kept trying to score. And then I score. And he says it's a rematch. Yeah, I really want to know what would have happened if they scored.
Then then maybe we would have been like oh, yeah, he said pause the moment you know, yeah, but chat
How would I hear that if my power shut off?
Who had I don't know someone would have had hopes that could have pause
Look, I don't care. Let's rematch. All right, they're all it. Let's go
Let's win like time to zero now
I'm walling it
You you he's got a panic I think
Come on, come on, you wanna rematch again?
That's right 20 times.
I'm above you.
You got it, you got it.
I'm over the middle.
Beautiful job.
Fucking beautiful.
Slut!
Slut!
Slut!
Split him.
It's just beautiful.
Dude, can we please like 10-0?
I know, I know.
Oh yeah.
Bro, if we pre-zero this will be good, 10-0 this will be good.
Bro, listen though, finals is gonna be good, like, that's gonna be tough.
Sleek to stymins 2-0, time to 1.
I'm gonna dead, I'm gonna dead, I'm gonna dead, we have to lock in the finals.
Arms arms arms.
Yeah, Joe, Joe, let's win, let's win like 20-0.
What?
It's my 20-zero.
We're losing a chain of rockets.
I'm in the middle, I'm in the net.
Demo, demo.
I got it. I'm walling. I got it.
Like sit. I'm demoing next.
Missed.
Blocked.
I have a shot. I have a shot. I have a shot. I have a shot.
Chipped in. Over the middle.
Did you get it?
Nice go. Good finish lock.
Oh, I shouldn't have...
Bro, I kind of thought you were gonna make that a luck a lot.
Yeah, I... I... I... I hit it late.
I had it done.
He just wasn't a ball.
I go, I go.
I free jump.
I'm back.
We gotta go forward.
Nice! I'm on it, I'm on it, I'm on it!
Max actually bumped me. That was a good bump. Wow.
That was a really good bump.
I got an open goal
What I say, oh my god nice click Joe
Nice click I just don't understand what
why why is he mad at me that we were winning and then I wasn't even like yo
you suck ass I was just like why are we rematch
off the wall open a middle two I missed I missed some demo again
Never mind, sorry, I'm asking.
I gotta play better for finals.
Well, I don't know, I think we're gonna play Mingo and Sketch.
I think they're more well-rounded.
Yeah, I don't know.
I think they don't have a good chemistry,
but I just think they're better.
Yeah, I think Mingo and Sketch are like...
I don't know.
Can you affect in a custom chat?
No, no.
Why don't I come back in your shirtless
Cuz we're about to be finals on a locked in
I got it. I got it. I got it. I got me shit out of your face
Go 10-0 bro. Come on. 10-0
Let's get fucking let's get 15. Let's get fucking 20. Let's get 20. Let's get 20. Why not get 20 goals? Let's get 20
This is great practice for the final stage.
I hope it's dead silent in there.
Oh, go drink your soy milk.
Master dying, laughing.
Now it's just 7 fucking 0.
What is soy milk? I've never heard that.
Soy milk is like soy protein.
You call me a soy boy.
Okay.
You done out?
What?
Nice job, area.
Let's go. Let's get that. Let's get that.
I'm just going to keep scorn off.
Just try this game out for another hour.
Okay, okay. Wait, who plays next?
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, Mingo scatch.
Slug like who is who is KTC in chat that's death
Nice job
He's just pumping though
I can't get that
Bro, sorry, sorry, what's by the end of tournament it turns out Harky and you people
I don't know why Max doesn't even get to the ball.
He's kinda trying to bump.
I think that's what he's trying to do.
Yeah, I really try to,
I don't even think he's trying to bump.
I think he's just missing the ball.
I don't know if I should score that.
I got it or not.
I'm on it.
Here, I'm over the middle.
And it's gonna bounce, it's gonna,
no it's gonna,
I got it, mine.
I
Wow
Actually got one
I don't think he's gonna time that he said 1d1 for 250k he has way more money than me. I'm not doing that
Qt
He's not one, he's wanting it for a quarter of a million dollars.
Are you doing crack?
Wait, he asked you to 1v1 for a quarter of a million dollars?
That's what my chat said.
How mad is he over there?
I don't know.
What's even happening?
Well, I thought he was like scrolling and then he was absolutely pissed.
Actual and like a burden.
What's happening?
He wants to walk me money for a quarter of a million dollars.
I got it, I got it, I got it.
Yeah, I would never do that.
Yeah, it certainly is not even for money dude.
It certainly is not even for money.
Yeah, we're playing it finally, dirty.
Yeah, we're playing it for a quarter of a minute right now.
I lose.
I'm getting scammed.
Do you realize how intense that would be?
I would play and do this.
I have a heart attack. I would be shaking I would be you know like my hands would be sweating I'd be shittling
Yeah, this is way better
All right skip it skip it skip it
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Nice.
Right, well if we shouldn't even score anymore,
cause they're like not skipping.
I'm skipping, it's just a waste, it's a waste of time.
Yeah, I feel like I'm at least getting a skip.
Not the spectators that aren't skipping, bro.
It's sketch and zone.
Bro, you gotta spectate, you gotta skip.
It's just tight.
Yeah, just stop.
Come on, no more goals, no more goals.
Yeah.
Come on, come on.
I'm just gonna send it back.
Yeah, let's do that.
GG.
GG GG GG, you gotta pull game.
GG.
Should we hop and call?
Um...
to ask you if you want to
to do this for me
when you get ready to sports
yeah
yo
yo squeaks you guys ready
hey hey
you a lot of ready
yeah yeah we're ready I don't know where Ludwig went
I think he went to the XPC channel
that's a dangerous place to be right now
yeah I wanted
I guess that's it. Jesus, GG, bro.
Have you ever noticed that, right? There's always next time.
There's always next time game. There's always next time.
Yo, that was a fun game, guys.
You get it a lot. You try a little bit. Try a little bit hard.
You go next time. You win this.
Yo, let's go sketch. Y'all ready?
Yes, bro. Yes.
Yes, it's good. Y'all been waiting for like three hours. I'm sorry. Thank you for the rematch. Oh awesome
Um, yeah, whatever. Um, alright winner of this goes by. Oh, you look good out there, kid. You look good
Thanks, plan. I see you are you're like you said good on controller
You're so good at controller, dude. Okay. Okay, so okay beautiful
So we got me those sketch versus Ludwig squeaks squeaks is the highest rank in the tournament
But y'all look chemed out and I think one of the silk
All right, I made it y'all join y'all join y'all join y'all join
It's the same code
Waits mean having the money and then wanting to bet them on it. Hmm. Yes. Yes, same code same code same code. Sorry
Well, unironically 40 acts by network
maybe
But why are you saying that though?
I'll uh, you know, cuz what you're it that that amounts more feasible to bet for you than me
All right guys
I'm sorry. He was looking except sorry if I upset you man. Well, I'm trying to talk too much shit
It's not even a money. Oh, you're gonna leave. Oh, you just say you're gonna play for a 250,000
gang like
That's crazy
Max your game Max you're just this getting guys guys it's not even a
No, it's not even a money I'm not sure I want a shitty job of bouncing the team that's on me
No, no, no, no, no. I'm just gonna get a job
Alright bro, I'm not gonna be rude anymore
Like I'm just gonna be rude anymore
I'm just saying, I'm just saying
He's not a bad player, he's a good player
He looked like a bad movie one, that's what I said
But here's the thing, you say a good player but you think you like 250,000?
You said he's bad
Okay, I cook them raw the fucking sawmen on God
It is different a 1v1 mechanic is way different like you could play ones and be better than two I
Don't think you win, but I'm not willing to put you
It would be a good final decision though
Take it if you think you're better though because you think about it
You invest money in your body of market
If I lost a quarter million dollar rager, I think I would be like I wouldn't sleep for months.
I mean Joe, Joe, no pocket watching shit. We know you have any.
I haven't it though. I mean, that's not too much.
Hey look, hey look though, I'm gonna be honest.
X kept calling you with shit. He was talking shit the whole time.
And you literally just was destroying us. That means he thinks you're sorry though.
No!
It's because I'm ass!
So I think that's instead of where one people-
I think it's the balance.
Look, bro.
No, that W-wing man.
Look, bro, it's not even a money settlement.
I did a shitty job about it.
Excuse me, are you upset with me because of that one time in a twitch rival tournament I beat the fog I said?
Oh!
I don't know about it, but I have to do it.
Did you do that? If you did that, I'm actually mad at you, yeah that's fucking bullshit.
That's fucking bullshit. That's actually fucking ass.
That's fucking bullshit.
I actually have a vented of every single one of those people who do that shit. You know, I've blocked those guys.
I didn't mean to. I read it out loud because it was before the word and I was confused.
That's crazy.
It's okay, because I cheated after everything right now, you fucking...
I would do it again. I cheated. I would do it again. You know what?
I
Snipe that I have to be happy at the finish line
Yo ex stop buddy. I have a lot of time today. I've often
What okay?
Yeah, what I think you and Joe are both good
But if y'all one be one I would bet on Jeff now
I would invent 250,000, but I would bet on Joe why I'd be the final to this
Yeah, I want to do that in like an hour. No, I want to get off. Okay, just turn it in.
Okay, whatever. Why? Well, you gotta get off of him.
Because I've been on, we waited an hour for you to come.
Yeah, well, I mean, I came. You did.
Oh, yes, bro. Showed up better than none.
Well, let me do this. It was why I was mad, is that I was asking for pause.
But in tournaments, I hate when we play for nothing.
So it's like it.
It's like it.
You think about it.
You think about it.
If we played and we got three goals and Jesus came back,
he wouldn't have said we'd match.
Do you agree with that?
Yeah.
So therefore, we're playing at no gain.
No, I agree.
I think we just said it's correct.
If you guys would have scored four consecutive goals,
Yeah, it was I agree just I agree
You're right. I should have been pause. I don't know what host on my power play
I think it was um, whatever YTC is I think they have those okay. It was sketch sketch
Give a spectator
But I watch this finals game dude. Yeah
Where are you? Where are you?
We're down three!
I'm listening right now!
I'm listening right now!
I hate when he does the where are you thing!
I hate when he does it!
We're down three!
I'm hitting it!
Yeah, I saw what was over me.
I've left.
He went over it, you're good.
I
Think I think nice
Do squeaks is scary bro. Bumped him
We said he's almost
I got no shit, but now we're down to shot
Good shot!
Okay, keep, keep, keep applied pressure.
Awesome.
No, no boost, no boost.
Yo!
Let me hit it, let me hit it.
Merde.
All good.
Over him.
Zero foo, stay down!
I got them on my way.
over him? Zero foo, stay to loud! I got demoed, I got demoed, I got demoed. I demoed them?
Bro, I think sketching me go might lose.
Oh
Oh my god, no fucking way. We got a score right here though
They got a score
No, what are you doing? You're doing donuts back every time
Yeah
Alright bro, Squeaks is here.
Squeaks is here, Squeaks is here, hey!
Well played, well played, well played.
Squeaks, I'm not gonna lie, I'm scared of you dude.
What man?
I'm scared of you.
You're flying around, you're flying around.
I'm flying around, that's right.
Are you scared of me buddy?
Squeaks, you're flying around.
I don't know.
Your first name, your first name, are you scared of me agency?
Yeah, you go for those demos dude, I'm kind of scared of both of you guys.
Oh
For gamers, okay, well if y'all win one more game ask a question. Yes. Yes. Sorry. I had a bit of ping there
Can we rematch that game or what?
Bro, you have 40 ping Riley had 700 buddy fine. It is what it is. I guess we can ask questions my bad
Jack this tournament isn't for money, which is great because I'd love to see how passionate people are what this
Would you say what wait y'all hot wait?
Y'all thought you're a play for money. Yeah, I came in the call and said it was 10k
Say you swear to God right. I would never do that
I'm pretty sure I guess somebody came in the call swear to God
They told me it was for ten bands right it would never do that on everything
I love chat find a clip of me saying this tournament was even for a dollar. I'll give you back a
We'll just do 5k we're not that greedy
Jinxie Riley did in fact say that it was with him. Yeah
Put it on everything you love high-five
I vividly remember Riley saying you know
I said I like
Put it on everything you love right I can give you a payment plan if that's the problem
Riley or not Riley fuck hi vines
Where did he go? Did he leave this mother fucker?
All right, good luck guys. Good. Thanks. Thank you. Are you scared?
I'm scared of sweets
Wabiya
Mingo Mingo
Mingo, Mingo, Mingo, Mingo, Mingo,
Drunk Game, Mingo, Drunk Game.
Did you leave the game?
I said crash?
Look, who scored for y'all?
Who scored for y'all last game?
Me.
Sketch.
Alright, Sketch.
I'ma give you the buck, bro.
You're doing that.
No, come in here, and it,
no, come in here and fucking,
you're running your mouth,
how about gameplay works?
No, it's not your gameplay dude,
Sketch, you're doing that.
It's our beauty game,
just out of the city.
What do you mean the 30s for 10k?
No, no, no, no.
No, no one ever said that. This is like some weird thing.
No, I got both.
The tournament is for fun. God.
Are you guys not having fun?
No, it's a lot of fun. Coupons.
But, Jixi, if I win, if you win, will you
cross the board?
Will you cross the quarter million down against me?
Brother, brother.
I'm not betting a quarter million on a fucking game of
fucking. I'm not.
It's a tenor. Exactly.
My dad is like ashamed of me if I did that.
That's what I'm saying.
He's like you're larping.
I'm like, brother, I can't.
It's only 200.
Also, that's what I'm saying.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
You put shut the fuck up.
Holy shit.
You're 30 seconds in and you're quizzing.
They're quizzing us.
Sorry.
Yeah, sorry.
I got demoed there.
I was playing D.
I was demoing.
All right, I'm going to my bed.
That's on me.
You're good.
You're good.
That should be a fucking void fucking goal.
and then get a diamond player like just like this is yeah literally that's why
we're how are we supposed to defend this he knows how to flip the ball I
went for post I fucked up that's a me Chad I'm gonna be honest we might be
sweet this dude is terrified out set of a centric I'm gonna do it you sample
web
Combs, where are you?
Worst stream in a long time appreciate it bro. Hey, bro any other
Get out there. Get out there. Any other loving messages?
Jack who's enjoying this stream? I
Mean is it been the worst tournament ever? Yeah, has it been my fault?
Yeah, maybe I could have balanced the teams more.
It's really hard to gauge Rocket League skill because some people are gold that are the skill of fucking Diamond One,
and then some people that are silver that are the skill of bronze.
So I'm sorry.
I tried.
I tried to have one night where you could bring the streaming community together
and have a fun tournament for zero dollars.
And I'm sorry, okay?
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry!
Now motherfuckers are talking about
won't be won't be for 250,000 dollars!
What happened?
What happened?
I'm sorry!
Fuck!
You have the same balancing as Supercell?
Yeah, let me have it.
Let me have it, yeah.
Tell him I have a piece of shit.
Tell him I have a piece of shit.
Wait, Mingo and Skechra are in this game.
Hold on.
Mingo and Skechra are in this game.
But yeah, obvious. Me and Joe probably are not battles. Yeah, we're, yeah.
I grind this game every day and Joe's been diamond before.
He's currently clad, but he's been done.
Me and Joe are the only team with two clads. So maybe we're up humbounds.
But I thought if a team had a diamond, maybe it's fair.
A diamond in the gold versus two clads is fair enough.
Wait, hold on. Skech and Miko are coming back. Hold it up.
most of the talking that's all they have is that diamond player
oh whoa he's not even good he's not a job
I'm talking to you you you fucking talking my mic
I'm talking to you sub to me if you just think I'm talking to you sub to me
okay my my spirit it killed Ludwig
You're playing back you're playing
middle, maybe middle for there.
I gotta grab it.
Oh, you took my boots.
Yeah, well that one should be yours.
I'm just gonna grab it.
I don't even worry about it, me.
Come on, one more.
You should be going to the quarter-boost.
What are you doing?
Like now I'm going for it.
You're resetting so much.
That's just a bad scheme.
What are you talking about?
God, he really does team play.
I'm going to get all these boots because you're not going to get them.
Check, it's not just a me thing.
Skech really does this play.
Because he was blaming me like crazy.
Where are you?
Hit that.
Go, go, go.
There's players up on the court.
I'm blocking him.
I mean, what can we do?
um score we're down one what do you mean what can we do we're fucking
right here I'm saying right here I can't tell right here I'm not saying it's not
funny like sketch team blaming it's funny I'm just glad I'm seeing it happen
to mingo because I thought he was just raised me
that I thought it was just ready to me I did I got a boost I'm gonna
How do you always have a boost?
Come on, you gotta hit the ball out.
That's not mine. That's not on me.
You gotta hit the ball out whenever it like it comes to our fans.
Dude, they're doing the same thing.
I'm gonna check in on a lot of Wigginsqueaks.
You're saying I should trail you right here.
at this point I really don't like it's communicated too late so it's all out
in the wash at this point holy shit we need to be pressing them on offense with
on all my drugs I'm gonna I'm gonna trail the ball wherever it goes right away
I'm not gonna drop you gotta be sweet
gotta be sweet nice thing though here you go good shot nice big shot I mean
It's all over!
Hey!
No shit!
Stop talking like it's up with a ball!
Otherwise I'm gonna mute you!
I won't fucking death for right now!
If you keep saying like we're not gonna win, what?
All the things you gotta drink!
Oh, I'm already dreaming!
You gotta drink!
Oh, jeez!
I was gonna say, you gotta drink a ball!
On this plane, yes!
But what happens if you don't?
Nice!
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
Come on!
We're coming back!
Let's go!
We're coming back!
It's a one-core game!
90 seconds for the rest of our lives!
Good shot!
They're back!
Wait, Chubby! They're back in the game!
It's a team chemistry!
I'ma chill the ball. You hit it, I'ma chill the ball.
Oh my god, they're actually back.
They might clutch rivals.
Mingo! Oh my god!
Oh, he got it. He blocked it. Oh my god, he blocked it.
Took his boost, took his boost.
Not a bad shot for Mingo.
I got it.
Good block for Mingo, but a lot of things pitched in.
That's you, you can?
All good, all good.
You got a minute.
Skeptis the ball.
It's a name of it.
You're good, you're good, you're good.
No.
Skeptis the ball.
Gun garbage, you're calling garbage.
Me, me, me, me.
Chad, if you think we can win finals, type one.
Think we win final step one. Oh my god, what do you think?
You're good. You're good. I'm bumping them
They're here
Why are you attacking three for if you're horny?
Bump them wait a minute wait a minute
Oh
I
ankles
Y'all got this lock in lock in oh my god
We come back. I'm feeling yeah, it's right. They might actually win
nice I
Gotta grab this time. No, please
What a car we need a fucking score stop telling me about the fucking boost
Bumble water
That's it. That's it
nice man go wait a minute no
why avoid for the boost we have 15 seconds
hit it hit it again I don't get a fucking boost
I mean like bro you're playing for boosts the entire time as if it scores points
go oh my god
oh my god he's just diamond he's just diamond
bro did jigsie who the fuck is this guy
He's the best player in the game.
He's the best player in the tournament.
5-4!
He's Diamond 1 almost 2 he said.
Good try.
If you missed him, sold.
Y'all play great, dead ass.
That's on me, Mingo. I'm sorry.
No, you're good.
Bro, we were in the last shot at the end with 17 seconds.
Any other player in this tournament is not seen in that.
Wow.
Wow.
This thing's such a fuck up, you're so toxic.
I was tired of talking to me talks
Guys, damn it great try y'all did good. Thank you coach
All right, man, well, this is the finals here. You guys ready? Let's get you go. We're ready. Yeah, we're ready 10 bands
Yeah, wait, let me read up
Now look there is not a prize for how I never said there was a prize
okay fine to get it it is what we can
wager how to get to get it so I would
have to give you it if we lose that would
be a feature all right so I just I need
to get this straight bro you set up
this tournament stacked the fucking
brackets and go up against actual in
breads all right all right lovely
listen I'll give you 10 gifted no wait
Sorry if I feel no
I've seen tech gifted in four years if you win you're gonna be ten gifted in four years
Yes, I'm a thought if you yeah, go ahead
I'll give you 100 gifted if I walk. That's awesome. You give me
75
Here's what I want to do
If I win, okay, I want you to tier three subscribe to me for the rest of your life
wouldn't that how much for that that's a bad choice that's a bad choice wouldn't
that cost like $28 a month or something if I would you're paying more once
described to you for the rest I can I just interject really quick you guys are
saying if Ludwig wins Ludwig has been played this whole time bro what about
me man if we win is what we're a team and everything he does I do okay so
How about we do this nobody bets anything and we have fun
Actual right one. We have like a punishment for the losers. Oh, Joe. What if you had to wear a diaper next screen?
Joe you're telling me this footage of you and a diaper on the internet right now. Yes
Hi guys look up Joe bar diaper on Google. I don't buy
Hi guys, look up Joe bar diaper. I did not buy it for a second
it was a street you can actually just go on my youtube and watch the roblox rage game
Show more games. Have I still barbed I've heard I've I still barbed I pretended anyways
I did lose a bro v. Bro. Some would say that Ludwig actually scammed me
Okay, let's just talk about this game right here. How about we guarantee to win on tic-tac-toe and then he convinced me
Okay, how about if we win Jinx that's not they're here no there you have to draw on eyebrows like saunji from one piece for one string
No fuck wait, okay. What like if you lose when you have to do your in your suit run in New York City
You also have to chug a gallon of milk during it. Dude. I did a milk mile already. I fucking threw up is so hard
All right, and turn it into a beer mile. Okay, I
Have a good deal. Oh, I like that. What is it whoever loses and this goes for both teams and this has to happen
Okay, first question
Do you guys have baby oil on standby?
What is with you and like rubbing ourselves with
He was gonna say deadly by ice-fights, but either are fun
Wait, you actually I'm 30 jinx. I can't wait. I would be banned from every like school
I'd be banned from a hundred feet of every school in America
I'm 30. I don't know why I'm just 30 years old. I just am it's true. Wait, you're not like 28
No, I'm 30 on the dot and squeaks is 40 by the way. I'm 40 squeaks. I'm born in 95
Okay, you're not 40. What's your way to a y'all will do for five weeks?
I'm 40. You're not fucking 40. You're probably 30 if I to guess you're like 32. I am 40
He's actually in 1986 Reagan was president nineteen eighty six. Yeah, man. I'm a little squeaks age Google
Bro, please let me say this bro. If you're 40, I'm ridiculously impressed with your rocket exhaust. Oh, thanks, man
I appreciate it says wait. He was great right now. He looks about 38 if I
Based on a tube of filter interview from July 2023 squeaks stated
He was 29 years old at the time. Therefore he is likely in his early 30s. You're 32 you liar
You're 32 weeks weeks your birthday September 27
Yeah, bro my birthday September 26. I swear to God. Oh my god. You're a Libra. Yes
Oh my god, we're talking about zodiac signs. It is 10 p.m. All right
If we lose you both have to subscribe to us for the rest of your lives it can be a tier one sub
If we lose you for the rest of our lives
Alright, deal!
Let's do it!
Wait, wait, I have to kill one?
If I lose I have to sub to Squeaks and Ludwig tier one for the rest of my life
For the rest of your life!
Ten dollars a month!
And versus!
Yes!
And if you are ever caught not subbing it's a thousand dollars on the spot.
deal deal deal deal I have to go like what if my card gets like declined or
something on the spot you get like a one-month I'll give you one month
you might run Joe your car warning you have to say oh you're not subbed and then
I would go okay that's a good deal I like this I like it's fun it's fun because
every month I'm gonna be like Ludwig there you are tier one man was word and
he's not gonna read your son let me get hype for this game really quick sorry
You're gonna tear one down you're gonna type out a whole message. I don't know if you don't know all you
Like he's doing a wall in here and battle Joe come on
Am I my mother Joe
Joe
Stay hydrated!
Stay hydrated!
I'm ready for finals!
Whoa!
Squeaks is the best player in the tournament.
I'm ready for finals.
Squeaks is the best player in the tournament, but Ludwig is like gold one. So let's see what we can do. All right
I actually thought I well, sorry jargant. Well, but you're gonna walling me for a while there, man
Are you gone? I said I was going pee pee and I ran away. Y'all ready?
Oh, I'm ready. I'm ready.
$250,000 match against XQC by the way
What wait, what did you say? Are you ducking the $250,000 match? I am ducking the $250,000 match and I'm not barking that I'm poor
I'm just not losing that amount of money. I knew I knew you were ducking my boy ex, bro. Yep. Okay. So you front it for me
Here's my out front for me out front for Joe. I'm not fucking fronting 250 grand on a rock in the game
My dad would slap me in the face. Are you serious?
Dad is strong slap. Well, good thing that
He's 30 years old Lubbock will you put 250 K on the line for me and you win all the money if I
No, I'm 30 Joe. I don't make bets like that. I don't think betting is bad. Okay?
Like I agree betting is bad, but the thing is is it a bat if I know Joe's gonna win
Do you know what I mean?
It's a lock. It's like faith in my teammate.
If it's a lock, is it even a bet? You know that that point?
Yeah, I would say Joe has an 80% chance of winning.
And investment. Yeah.
Alright guys, I'm going for the blue.
Alright, I'm going for the blue.
It's the best of three best five best of three that's a three
Joe it's grand finals time. Let's go. That's a three finals. This is the best team. We're gonna play against bro
Squeaks is fucking terrified. Okay
Joe grand finals, I love you. Let's try to win all right still best of three, right? Yes, please is terrifying
Remember happily married is terrified. He's like diamond water kill
I mean, I don't know you're good
You go. Wow, we got to get there.
Go out a lot. Okay, speak to me.
I have that. I'm going to open going.
I fucking thought that I'm gonna fail.
I'm gonna demo speaks because I don't care.
I don't care.
I jumped over me.
I tried again.
You're gonna work.
I'm going to go in that.
You want to do this?
Okay, they're good.
Five for the best to be played.
Oh my God.
I don't know what the fuck I'm doing.
Okay, I had a shit box.
Way to stay on that job.
Way to stay on the job.
Oh, Joe, over to middle two.
Over to middle two.
We're gonna fight each other.
I missed the ball.
Nice, Joey.
Over middle.
Oh my God.
Oh my God.
You're scrambling.
You're scrambling.
You're scrambling.
You're scrambling.
Lot of things ran away from the ball.
What?
Okay, I'm gonna go back I go I don't love me hit it. Okay. I think about oh
no oh shit we're fine. I don't know you're a match. Good match. What a dog. What a dog.
I'm trying to hold him off. I got it. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
Joe, I love how you're there.
I love how you're there, Joe.
One, two prime bars up.
Great shot, sexy fucking bastard.
Let's go, Joe.
I'm going to die, I'm going to die.
All right, I'm going to hold on a little bit.
See if they're going to see your ones up or go to the left.
I'm going to get off.
I'm going up.
Oh my god.
Over the middle, I got it.
Game up, I went for a double tap and missed, I'm a fucking kill, it's fine.
Why would I go for a double tap and finally he's gonna take that, he takes that.
Yeah, that's on me.
Bro, I went for a double tap!
I'm so fucking failed.
Another fail.
Yeah, that's on me.
Bro, I gotta get over that, though. Joe, that's me, that's me, that's me, that's me.
You're wrong, you're wrong, you're wrong.
Nice kickoff Joe, that's us, that's us.
You take boost, I'm going back.
I click, wow, love we got to put up, man, it's a spam.
All right, love rig is just bumping.
I got it, I got it, you and me.
I'll give you a show, I would have touched that.
Okay, though, does he matter if you're in five?
I got it, I got it.
Go ahead and shot! Go ahead and shot!
It's people in the floodways!
You gotta go, you gotta go, you're alive!
You're alive, man!
FUUUUCK!
He's gonna, he's gonna, he's gonna...
Go playing like shit in the finals.
I'm gonna T.F. though, don't worry, David.
I got you, I won't tell you.
He got that!
JT.
My bad.
Sweets is really good.
I should have been in that, though.
I've ball-chased, I've ball-chased.
That's me, Joe.
That's me, that's me, that's me.
I don't know why I'm ball-chased.
Fine, fine.
100%
36 we're only down one
I got
Yep, all you've done
Oh my god, leave me leave me
No, no, no, no, no, no, no
Hey, you can just get me in it
You down there?
Yeah, he really doesn't get cereals
You gonna go for it?
If you want me to challenge Otis, let me know
Because sometimes I don't know if you want a challenge or not
I
Got it. Don't you worry baby? Yo, you tell okay? I'm telling you tell me that's me
Nice, yo fuck jump over the middle nice. Oh, I'm gonna get done. Nice. Yo, it's gonna be too far
It's gonna be too far over the middle. You know, I think I'm a shot. I think
Bro Joe whenever I get this angle I slaughtered it every time look at this Joe. I'm so lost for you Danny
smart wow come on Joe let's go this
section really evenly match finals
week is good all right I go I go I got
it I did it I did it
oh bro the thing is I'm glad I didn't
get it first I didn't think not it just
went to him he was gonna go for that
shit too but see though it went to his
side I went late yeah it's all good
Joe don't trip don't trip he actually
The thing that's a bit flicks is like we have open go you're good job. You do you nice job. I'm going back
Joe I just got an epic save but I got the worst rebound ever
All right look we might lose to look at that safe. We might lose game one, but I know we're gonna buy this okay?
I know yeah, even if it was I'm gonna bet I'm dead
I'm gonna be
My show good
Me me
How do you talk to
That's him.
Come over to middle top.
Fuck dude!
It's all good. This is probably a good thing.
This is probably a good thing.
It's all good.
Squeaks is literally insane.
He gets 5 gold.
Loveex actually playing good too. Loveex has 4 saves.
The SS is like 2 damage.
Joe, like I said, even though we lose game 1, we're gonna win the best of 3, alright?
Hmm
Shot Joe good shot
Dog is fucking all right good game. Good game. Good game. Good game. Okay chat
We lost game one
No big deal. That's why it's the best of three. We can still class. We're not out
We are not about
Bro squeaks is actually so
All right, well, that's it bad we're locked shall we eat somebody ready enough was so locked in
Did he have five goals I know but I'm not gonna lie though like
All like all bullshit aside Ludwig did so good like love we got four saves three assists like for beat barely playing
Ludwig's doing like as much as humanly possible
Like I got a good love against credit
Squeaks doesn't have five bowls of water, doesn't have, uh, two assists, four assists.
I'm not drunk, I've had 4.3 meters.
I'm soaked.
Joe, I go! I'm gonna try to dead it, you go check it.
I'm gonna try to dead it.
You want me to go with you?
No, no, no, no, like you cheat, you cheat for the second time.
Like that, like that, like that!
Yes, like that, like that!
Oh.
I'm holding back.
I missed the ball.
Nice shot!
You saved your ass.
Did you get that point?
Never mind.
Nah, I still have a fucking back.
You go back.
I'm gonna challenge Ludwig.
He's gonna try to hit it over the middle.
Fuck!
Wow, Ludwig just sold off.
Hey, bro.
I didn't think-
I thought Ludwig was gonna try and fucking pass out to squeeze.
And then he died for it.
No, I thought he was gonna wall it,
but he like, shipped it into the middle.
Ludwig's playing good.
Alright, I'm gonna dead it, I'm gonna dead it.
Be ready, this mix is already always there, remember.
Oh, shoot.
That wasn't a dead it.
I know, but I can't guarantee that I dead it. It's kinda random.
It's kinda random.
They just won that kickoff. Like, I think we should stop. I think I'm just gonna hold cool.
Okay, back.
I'm gonna lose, though.
I'm down, I'm down.
I'm 100% down, though.
Nice.
My boots.
Nice, nice.
I need the boots.
Oh my god! What are you doing?
Oh my god, what have I done?
How the fuck did he just miss that?
This is so wonderful.
Oh god.
Over the mirror.
I took my way to my boost.
You!
I got it, I got it, don't you worry.
Yeah, that was good then.
Yeah, we're going for it.
Over the middle.
Nice!
I'm getting my boost.
He's gonna take that.
Wait, he's kind of choking.
Hold on.
Yep.
Enough of that.
It's fine.
Keep fucking left.
Nice shot, my god. Beautiful. That was way off.
Yeah. Over the middle too. No, he actually got a full-on now.
He just defends so well. Oh my god.
It's fine, we're just- Joe's just so wonderful.
I got the yellow. Wait, you're kind of on a fast break, Joe.
Joe! You're so good.
No! I tried. It's okay. It's okay. Take off.
I can't get back in the corner.
I can't.
We're kind of getting fucked right now, I'm not going to lie.
Alright look, I know you don't want to get fucked, but I'm not going to get fucked.
Look, I know you don't want to but we have to go through those check offs. You don't have to sprint Joe
You can like cheat up. You don't have to sprint. Wait, wait you that is good. Yeah
We kind of have to get aggressive though
Nice, okay good good good good
It's just like
Wow, he's over me
We still nice hold up. I'm doing that
I got it. I got it. I got it. Wait, wait, wait. Let's get a job.
I got it. Wait, wait, wait, wait. He's playing off. He's playing off.
Come on Joe come on Joe come on Joe come on look at this come on Joe don't give up
Two minutes to get two goals come on Joe
Two minutes to get two goals come on Joe
I'm gonna get it cheetah. I'm gonna go. Don't spray. Don't spray. Just cheat up
Okay
Nice. Oh, nice. Joe. Oh my god. They're the best part. I got it. I got it
I'm gonna make this big.
Oh my God.
Don't you worry.
I just hit such a good ball.
God, dude, this week is so good.
My God.
I'm gonna challenge.
Oh no.
We both challenged.
Look at him.
I have so much time.
I gotta get up.
I gotta get up.
I gotta get up.
I gotta get up.
I gotta get up.
I gotta get up.
I gotta get up.
I gotta get up.
I gotta get up.
I gotta take that
Yeah
Cover
It's game it's winnable, but it's like like an easy goal
I could play better bro, which I try to get it try to get it. We need a quick bullshit. Oh
Nice, oh my god, that's what we need, that's what we need.
That's what we need, come on, oh my god, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, we have to do that
in the kingdom, there's no other outside.
We have to, I'm so locked right now, oh god.
We have to be aggressive, because there's no other time.
Okay, Joe, hopefully we can get lined up though.
Okay, I'm gonna dead it, try to cheat, don't sprint though.
I'm gonna dead it.
oh okay it's okay it's okay it's okay that's all that's all wait out Joe I'll
try to line it wait hold up hold up hold up he's so good how was that a
bitch how was that bitch just instantly he could just shoot at any time
I mean yeah I'm not gonna be able to fast-stare you underneath the ball I mean
I can't but I'm not good enough to do that.
You, you try to get at it.
I love it.
I love it!
Joe, I love it!
I love it!
I love it.
Joe, whatever you're doing on the kick-offs,
keep doing it.
I mean, three seconds.
Joe, whatever you're doing on the kick-offs,
keep doing it, okay?
Perfect.
Oh my gosh, bro.
We need to get another quick action.
Okay, you, you, you, you go.
I'm gonna get the second option.
Wait, that's in a tricky territory.
No.
Keep holding.
Yo, yes!
No, it's crazy.
Try to bump him or something.
Nice job!
Hold up!
Hold up!
Oh my God!
Oh my God!
I missed it!
It doesn't even matter.
It's political.
It's political.
It's political.
It's political.
It's political.
It's political.
30 seconds.
It's 32 seconds.
32 seconds.
32 seconds
Joe you're so fucking talented
Okay
Joe 30 seconds for the rest of our lives shout out Tim TV. Oh Joe. I'm gonna get it. I'm gonna get it. I'm gonna get it
Nice go give all the lights I have no good give all the
Oh my god, what's going to happen on that one tonight?
Nice!
Last unit!
We have 18 seconds.
Are there any of them?
Do we have to get this down the ladder?
Oh no.
Oh god.
8 seconds.
Oh no.
Blinded!
Blinded!
Oh my god!
Wait!
15.
No!
Don't!
Wake it up!
Nah, you fucking...
Jesus.
No, don't pick it up
Now you fucking she grounded it now that's cringe we did
We did that was a good fucking game though. Oh
Squeaks is him also Ludwig did his part good
Squeaks is him, but I'm not gonna lie Ludwig did his part on on it. What we played better than a silver
Ludwig played his role to perfection
He was stealing booths. He was demoing
Wow now I gotta sub to these people the rest of my life. Yep to the rest of your life
Let me go sub to love you right now
It's like 600 bucks at least and we get 70% of that Oh 50 now
No, no, no fucking math on how much money you're gonna make off one sub for you five dollars a year 12 months $60
So and 10 years will make 600 1200 from each of them or no sorry 1200 total from both of them
Yeah, I would have taken the time. Yeah. Yes. It's your shit. Yeah
How many years?
Jaycee with a tier one. Thank you, man
So bro, seven speaks. They're good. Hell. Yeah. They're good game those fun. They're good
Yeah, I mean that was the only game you got a good game to win one out of the game.
Hey, Gigi Joe.
I'm upset we lost Joe.
Wait there over here.
Guys Gigi.
Then we would get a kickoff goal and we were like the dreams alive.
The dream was I mean even that last shot Jinxie took was on that if I didn't hit
my challenge correctly.
Yeah, I wasn't saying it was on that but I think it would have dropped on the goal line
It didn't have enough dick in it didn't have enough dick
Never say that bro. You got enough dick. You just got to keep pushing. I sort of limp dick for the game
But I don't have any boosts. Yo, I'm not gonna lie. I'm gonna say this
Squeaks, you're the best player in the tournament, but Ludwig, I'll be damned. You did your part. You did your part
You did amazing
You did all you got to do Jinx's be carryable. You know that as well as I do bro, okay
Yes, you're correct. You're correct. Wow. You played your own match. Not was it was.
That was a good game. I imagine a month. That was like actually I feel like that was the only
that was the only game my heart was actually beating. Well, against you, you know, game
one. Well, yeah, but we just got like, you guys almost came back. Yeah, your kickoff
was horrifying, bro. And then getting it and I just kept instantly scoring.
I think we're the only four players who have more than 10 hours in the game, I guess. Well, I guess XQC does, but his teammate didn't.
No, Sketch has like hundreds of hours in the game.
Really? I'll tell you everything in the tournament.
I'll go through one by one until you have any answers.
Hundreds?
Yes, Sketch has been playing for years.
Have I put up the bracket? I don't...
Welcome to Earth sending an undeniable amount of hate from LA.
from LA. Appreciate it, Parker. You have us. Can you put up the bracket?
My eyes. Okay. You know what? Fuck it. GGs, bro. Max has like five hours. You get the point, bro.
GGs, yeah. Oh, wait, here it is, man. Okay. I'll actually, sorry, I'll break it through. Okay.
All right. Break it through. Jinxly and Joe. Joe has hours. I have hours. I don't know how many.
Archie and Yugi. Yugi was good, Archie's new to the game. Riley and Zoink, they both got the game this week.
XQC and PBM, X probably has the most hours of the tournament besides Maybe's Queets, and PBM is PBM, worst gamer in the world.
Ron and Lacy. Lacy's good, new to the game. Ron's new to the game, he's not good. Mingo and Sketch, both solid.
So I think the next time we do this, um, we ban XQC cause he was three hours late.
Um, not doing that again.
They actually see, I don't know.
I have to do a better job of balancing teams.
Our team was stacked.
Y'all's team, y'all's team was great too.
I thought it was fun.
I think I have I checked 30 hours in the game.
That's pretty good.
That's not bad.
I have way more than 30.
I'll tell you how many I have right now.
I'll tell you how many I have right now.
Let me see.
All your hours in the last month, right?
Yes, all my hours are in one month.
OK, holy shit.
But I have 466 hours.
I didn't realize.
Fuck.
Yeah, bro.
No wonder you fucking won.
OK, I didn't realize.
How do you see how many hours?
I don't know.
I'm doing it on Xbox.
Profile career. Yeah, play all my show.
My Xbox Xbox is the best.
Wait, how do you see how many hours you had?
That's not in day. How do you check?
Achievements.
Just do the math, Joe.
Ludwig, I'm high right now, man.
I can't how many days is it, Joe?
I'll do it for you.
Seven days, six hours, 11 minutes and 59 seconds.
Oh, somebody might tell me, OK.
One hundred and seventy five hours.
Wait, Joe, you said you have seven days of playtime.
I have 175 hours and Squeaks has 400.
Yeah.
Jesus, Joe, you said you had seven days.
Jesus. Yeah, Joe, seven days.
How many you got?
Eight.
You have eight days, Jynxie.
I have more playtime than you and you're better than me.
Wait, why?
Chai, I've been in my playtime for four years ago.
No, dude, people improve at different levels,
and it's not about how quickly you improve,
but your willingness to never give up.
That's inspiring.
Wait, they're starting to go in game.
They're starting to go in game.
Yeah, oh, are you looking at like your app stats?
Yes, I was looking at my app.
No, you got to go to profile, profile stats.
Squeaks, you have 400 hours in this game.
Go to case those stream.
Wait, why?
Oh my god, say you swear to god.
Oh my goodness, I still have that same pair.
Say you swear to God, case played broccoli.
Yeah!
Do I have those shorts on right now?
Say you swear, case played!
What?
Yo, those are some and one shorts.
Say you swear that I got from Walmart.
We have to buy it.
I don't even know.
Not tonight, buddy.
I didn't even want to go.
Someday.
We have to buy it.
Tonight, still wear these things.
Case plays broccoli?
since when since when yo culture with the five thank you
jinx he's in here yo jinx we gotta talk about what's going on dude it's no
case case do not case no no no no case don't know what's going on with you big
dog all right so case I gonna explain okay so case I could explain first off
I lost a fee for wager to speed. Now let me say this I have a lot of confidence in
my FIFA skills I didn't know feed was gonna be that good so I bet my eyebrows
and case as you know I'm a man of my work so if I lose I pay up and paying up
in that scenario would shake my eyebrows so then let me explain case I had no
eyebrows right so I had no eyebrows and a full head of hair but the problem was
it made it look like I had a gigantic forehead with hair and it made me look
like literally a zombie so I said you know what may as well go bald and I
think I look potentially better Chad stop typing Mr. Clean case what I'm sorry
so I said you know what may as well go bald and I think I look potentially
back. You know what's actually insane? No joke. It is like it's
like actually passable because it almost looks like you have white
hair and white eyebrows and it looks like you didn't shave.
Yes. See chat. Do you see what I'm saying? Do you see what I'm
okay. Thank you case. Thank you case. We need to play rock
and age soon. Not tonight because I've been streaming for
like nine hours. But case we need to play rock and lead baby. You're welcome.
We need to play rock and lead soon. Not tonight. Yeah, that's wild.
You can play one right now. Okay. Okay, what's the one? Okay, we can play one.
We can play one. Okay, we can play one. We can play one. We can play one. Okay.
Okay. Yeah, yeah, yeah. We can play one. We can play one. We can play one.
It's gonna turn into 20 chat. It's gonna turn into 20, dude
It's gonna turn into 20
Right actually look like mr. Clean. Yeah, okay. I did not know he played this game
Bro, I don't know he played this game. I
Don't know if we this game
I'm called
Since when since when
I don't know why this my water bottle smells weird. It's up dude. I don't know how to explain it. It smells like somebody took a dump in this water bottle chat on everything I love.
love. Okay, so I said five minutes. Okay, so that I'm gonna warm up. Bro, here's what I'll say about case.
Chat right hand on the Bible. Case is naturally good at every game. So I have pretty high expectations and
considering he's paid played in the past. I have eyes. I'm gonna do one game of warm up because case that five
Okay, you said five minutes.
I'm gonna do one game of war rubs, y'all.
I
I don't deserve to listen to this.
I'm terrible at the game.
Holy nipples.
What does that even mean?
We're actually about to play twos with Kays.
What is life?
I didn't know he played this game.
I didn't know he played this game.
I played this game.
Drop.
Do not move!
Ha ha ha!
Yeah, that was a good take, no?
Demo!
Ha ha ha!
We won.
I thought it was gonna...
I thought it was gonna demo.
We need a better song, y'all.
That's a good touch.
Oil me up and call me David. I mean what a shot. Oh my god
So I'm getting better now. I'm getting better. Do y'all see that?
All right, what's a good song? What's a good song? Good song? Good song?
Every time I hear this I think about every time I hear this
I mean what a save even though I didn't say it what a save not insane
No, no!
Yeah!
Y'all can hear the song, right?
You know what?
Let me practice shit!
In your net!
In your net.
In your net.
In your net.
In your net.
It's been a long, long time waiting for you
It's been a long, long time waiting for you
Tonight, I'll throw myself into the room
Out of the bed, out of the kitchen stand
What am I doing? What am I doing?
Chase that 10 minutes. That's all good, Jack. You know I got nothing to do.
I'm so excited for this.
Well, I never in a million years
I promise not to stop when I say he won't
She said, no, no, no
Guys, I never in a million years thought I'd be playing rockin' in the case
I never knew he played it
I never knew he played, y'all
Y'all gotta tell me that shit, dude
Jack, I mean, you should know this song
If not, you're probably a loser
Lay down the kickoff, cause I'm playing beat
Worth it!
Coming out of my cage and I've been doing just fine
Gotta, gotta be down because I'm holding this body
And I'll be the kid that's having it in the front
It's the one who's holding a kid, the one who's holding a kid
Now I'm falling asleep, and she's calling again
All these letters are strong, and she's standing in the track
And I'm falling in the back, and I'm feeling her in my stack
And it's all the crying and blood she's got
She says, now, he takes off her dress
Now, let me go
The life's just too long
And it's killing me
I'm sinking in control
Jealousy, turning things into tears
I got a score now!
I got a score now!
I got a score now! I got a score now!
I'm such a freaking child, y'all. I'm such a freaking child.
What a beautiful bald man. Thank you, dude. Dude. Thank you
No, like legitimately. Thank you
Bro, I need a good song that I can play good in
Tell what's a good song?
Tell what's a good song. What's a good song?
Tell what's a good song. What's a good song? Come on. Come on. Come on. Come on
Case column just wait drive time for one more. Check drive time for one more papa one more
Time for one more?
He's down on it.
I'mma take it, I'mma take it, I'mma take it, I'mma take it.
I'mma teach it and I just can't get enough.
Boy, I think I thought it every night.
Bro, what's a good song?
What's a good song?
Hi guys, am I in Game Chat?
Yo, do I hear a mic?
Hello?
On your line, Geet!
Fuck.
Yo, Beast, get in here.
But you still here?
Okay, I'll just go uh, I'll just go uh fluff myself.
I mean whatever.
You know, you go to put on a song for one second, literally one second, and you're immediately scored on.
Case column?
All right, give me one more game.
Get like, I, one more, sorry, one more game.
I don't even know which sex you're born
It's born. It's got a dog
I don't know which sex you're born
It's going to save you money
She'll stop
I don't even know what sex you're born
You live in this place
Me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me!
me
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
I'm not sure what I'm saying.
you
All right, Jack, it's time, y'all.
time for the greatest duo rocket league performance the human existence has
ever seen the greatest duo rocket league performance humanity has ever seen
let's do this I'm joining this work channel don't just work on this one
self-care shout out Mac Miller. Alright people go.
I'm joining. I'm joining. I'm joining.
Jixie Callum. chat are we ready?
K-Sum is good? Wait wait wait wait what do you mean he's good?
He's like good good good good? He's good good good?
Did he warm up? Did he warm up?
Okay, this is gonna be peak. No, no. If K-Somes-
Yo, K-Somes!
K-Somes, can you do it?
Why do you sound like Alvin in the chipmunks?
Okay. Hi, Viz.
Wait, describe exactly how I sound.
Wait, you sound just like Alvin in the chipmunks.
Hi, Viz. What's this you're doing?
No, you sound exactly like Alvin in the chipmunks.
That is insane. Oh, my goodness.
Okay, how do I sound now? Okay, there you go. That's that's
Find a new job. I went to the bathroom and I you did that
Case, how you doing?
I'm good. How you doing, man? Absolutely. Oh lord. I'm good. Did you win your tournament?
Um
We won
second place
Oh, did you actually? Yes, we won second place
so that's not bad not bad at all not bad at all wait case my chat saying you can
like flip reset
huh okay nevermind nevermind nevermind wait case you're my
I'm gonna go for a while wait case okay you're my bad kind of like I want to
describe it perfectly um it sort of sounds kind of like a radio a little bit
like a walkie-talkie walkie-talkie wait wait let me make shirts on my head
set mic and not my face cam like we about to do this you remember me case I'm
pretty sure you just deafened right right as you said case you said you
remember that night back night back hold on let me make sure it's my the
right settings. You're good.
Take your time. Take your time.
Bro, this is going to be fun.
Microphone. Yeah.
Wait, hold on. Let me test my mic.
You're going to take a time.
Jack.
This is going to be fun.
Is it bad?
Okay, now it sounds better.
It was muffled earlier.
It was muffled earlier.
Wait, have I said...
Okay, let me say something.
Wait case I see you on I just invited you
That so is it good no it's all right. It's sometimes it's good sometimes
I don't know. I need to turn it up or is the volume good yeah, how would you explain it? How would you explain it?
Wait, I got an idea hold on bro. It's like picking up some weird background audio dude
Hi, guys, you want to join maybe somebody said, this is your captain speaking, I had
said, I don't know.
Yo, could you hear me now?
It's good, but it's a little bit.
You're good.
You're good.
Wait, they're saying it might be a noise suppression case to say it.
It might be noise suppression.
Somebody said.
Oh yeah.
How you trying to, what's the sound like?
It sounds good, but it does.
It gets weird.
I'm not explaining it, I'm not explaining it.
Okay, okay, let me know when to start sounding better.
Let me turn some noise cancellation off real quick.
Okay, cool.
Pressure off, okay, what we sounding like now?
Is that better?
That's gotta be, right?
It's kind of forced action.
Tell me that's better, please.
It's kind of forced action.
Wait, now I hear an echo.
It's worse!
Wait, now I hear an echo.
Every word I'm saying.
You hear an echo!
Every word I'm saying, I hear an echo.
High-vives, is that what you're doing?
Uh-uh!
High-vives, is that what you're doing?
Everything I say, I hear an echo.
Everything I say, I hear an echo.
Highbites, get him a call, this is a disaster.
Highbites, get him a call, this is a disaster.
Highbites, get him a call.
Highbites, hurry, save us, save us, Highbites.
Lord Highbites.
So what you're saying is that this is my fault.
Wait, now it sounds good.
Wait, I have an echo again.
Wait, let me do this, then let me do this.
Okay, say something else, you hear yourself echoing?
Hello, hello, hello, hello?
Yeah, you're gonna, you're gonna,
you need that noise, you need that noise.
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. That
is like just turned it back on
to high by Zora. High by Zora.
You gotta you gotta figure this out. I'm not going to
save. Jinx. He pays you $10 million a year. You need to figure this out right now.
I got you. I got you. Alright, can you go to your
video? Me? Yep. Yep. I sure can. I feel like
Okay, I'm there. What is your what is your input?
My microphone. Yeah, it's on custom. It's on custom.
Okay, and it's on Chris, right?
Chris. Yeah, should we suppression?
Oh, yeah, yeah, throw Chris. Yep.
Okay, okay.
Echo canvation is on.
I turned that off. You may turn it back on.
That needs to be on yeah, okay now is it good now, maybe and I drink to you. Hello. Hello. Yeah. No, I go the app
I was gone. It's good. No, wait, I'm not hearing weird noises anymore. I was sort of weird noises in the background
I don't hear them anymore. I sound good now. You'll hear it like you're in there, but it's not bad at all
But it's good, right? This is good. This is good. Yeah, you're good to go. That's why he pays you 10 million a year, man
Yeah
Yeah, I invited you okay, you see it better. Yeah, so case tell me about yourself as a rocker league player dude
I didn't know you played this game till 18 minutes ago
That's very specific
I used to play a lot
But I'm not too much now day. Oh
My god, okay. What was like your peak rank case? I don't remember what it's called that purple one
Whatever the purple one called back on the game first
Wait, what?
Wait, I'm requesting to join your party.
That's fine, I'll get you in.
That, wait, let me guess how I was gonna do that, ain't it?
No, no, no, I got it.
Well, maybe, hold on.
Wait, Kasey.
You already know how I was gonna do that.
Ha ha, come on.
Kasey, you said the purple rank.
That's what you said, right?
Oh, my mama, yeah.
Chat?
Is he champ?
Did he get champed?
No, whatever I was then, I'm not now.
I'm a chill of what I was back in the day.
That is still insane, Kase.
That's ridiculous.
How many years ago?
Oh, yeah, I'm here, baby.
Dude, when did this game come out?
So I think 2016, right, Chad?
Like a few months, like whatever the first,
am I talking in game?
No, no.
Can't hear me?
No, 2015, 2015, sorry.
So it's probably 2015, 2016.
Hey, so you got the comp fit too?
You got the phoenix?
You got the white?
Yeah!
You know me?
What's going on?
So you just want to go right in the ring, huh?
Yeah!
All right.
Dude, Kasey, I think you're better than me by a lot, dude.
I'm Plat.
I'm Plat one.
I started a month ago.
I'm Plat one.
You a cheat, Kasey?
Cheat, you're a perp.
I'm a goal three, so we're about to absolutely destroy
some people.
What's about to happen?
Wait, you're in gold three in twos right now?
Two's and threes, I think.
Wait, so have you been playing like Offstream?
I play every once in a blue moon, yeah.
Bro, what?
Fuck yeah, I got it.
All right, case, yep, you already know,
you already know, man, this is gonna be fun!
You're actually playing!
Okay, dad, I'm gonna get the vacuum,
so I'm gonna get the vacuum, so okay, okay, okay.
Oh no, this is dad, like, you, you, you!
Okay. We're good.
You're good.
You'll be warmed up in five minutes case. Oh my god, wait wait stop
No, you're trolling you get a harry-o
Okay, this week of show of the triola this all right. I'm on it. I'm on it
How are wait, I'm in rule one case. You don't rule one is I'm in it
We want it certainly do y'all are in a 1v1 right now. Good luck. Oh
my god
Don't worry. He can't compete with me. I know I know you got it. I know you got it
I know I know
I'm actually a- OH MY GOD GOD CASE!
Dude, okay, you're actually flying, you're flying.
You got a case, don't you worry, you got it.
Wait, what? Case, you broke row one?
Wait, I got it, I got it, I got it. Bro, case, that's L honor!
That's low honor, case.
That's low honor.
Your teammates are left out, your teammates are allowed to break you out of it.
Wait, are you?
Check this out?
Yeah.
Damn, please.
Do your field case.
Do your field case.
That's L honor, that's L honor, okay?
Okay.
That's like, somebody else's hand.
Oh, you got it.
Okay.
Okay.
You're a champ.
You're a whole new world.
I got it.
I got it.
I got it.
I got to get warmed up.
Wait, this, we're actually going to win a lot.
No, no, no.
Okay.
Okay.
Do not worry.
I'm there.
Yep.
I know.
I know.
I have so much faith in you case.
Oh, yeah, we got this.
Come on.
We ain't never losing.
All right.
That was the worst timing we could have had though.
As soon as you said that, he buried it.
I'm sorry.
Kase, that's all I need.
No, he got lucky.
No, you're good.
Walk in.
Come on.
With the knees.
That's you, that's you.
Kase, I'm going to tell you.
I'm going to tell you.
All right.
I'm hanging back a little bit.
Nice.
Okay.
Good one.
Good one.
I got mid boost.
I got mid boost.
Wait, this is mine.
I'm going to wall it.
I'm going to wall it.
I'm going to wall it.
Go new, Kase.
Please.
Don't you worry.
Don't you worry.
I got it.
I don't know what to do.
Nice, case.
I know.
Once we get warm, we're not gonna lose.
I know, I know.
Okay.
Oh my god, boo!
I didn't get booze, I knew!
There we are!
I flicked it, but it wasn't really that good.
Nice, case.
Okay.
I'm just trying to front of the wall.
You just need to warm up.
Oh my god, that's coming in hot.
Nice.
Okay.
I'm in that, I'm in that.
You can do whatever you want.
I'm in that.
Nice.
What about?
Oh
Yeah, I think it wasn't really a fake but it works
Walding it to you. Oh good one. I'm back a little bit though. Okay. That's fine. Totally fine. Love it
Yo, you can
Oh my god, you're feathering your boost you
Okay
I just gotta get out of the middle. I'm in that case when the net in the net. No, oh my god
I'm going up
Oh just he just pushed in me
It's okay. It's okay. God. It's a good game. Okay. You go. You go
Press where the nighttime players are so much sweatier than when I play in the morning. Oh, yeah
I got it my bad. We're up. My you're good in the morning. I just feel like I only win
But in the night I only use
Good church, that's one of those bottles now.
I'm on it again?
Over to the speed!
Wow.
Wait, okay, okay.
Nice case!
Good, I'm over the middle!
I'm over the middle!
I see you, baby!
Okay, he got it. It's okay.
Wait.
Wait, I'm over the middle!
No, I thought there was no way.
I'm back, I'm back.
It's okay.
Good, good, good!
Good!
Thank you, thank you.
I'm so well-teamed right now, dude.
Oh yeah, come on.
Let's do something about that.
Oh, I got shift, I think.
I'm gonna go.
Oh no, oh no.
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
Oh my... Japanese flip back?
Please flip back.
That's my favorite save my life.
I'm out of boosts.
You fall back? I'm gonna open my boosts and then fall back.
Oh wait, we're going forward.
I have absolutely no boosts.
Smart decision to fall back.
I hate pushing when I have no boosts.
I'm wrapping, I'm wrapping.
Beautiful!
Oh, no, I don't. Oh God, I really don't. I really don't.
Okay?
Okay, don't worry about it.
You're doing absolutely beautifully, by the way, Kase.
We need one goal in one win. One more. Nice!
I got this. Oh my God.
That might have been the best pass I've ever seen. Kase?
That right there might have been the greatest test I've ever seen in my life.
Look at us flying. Look at us bang!
Okay, Kase.
Okay, we got 54 seconds of defense, dude.
Yeah, yeah, you go for it. I'm hanging back. Yeah, that goes left goes. Yeah, I'm gonna get it
Nice, okay, that's a beautiful clutch
Nice
Good
Okay, we actually might not lose, I'm not even kidding.
This can be the duo where we get diamond chat.
I'm gonna hang it back, hang it back, go ahead.
Yeah, I got it.
On it.
That's a good touch.
Oh, no.
It's okay.
I got it, I got it, don't you worry.
Nice bow case!
Good awareness, good awareness.
I'm in, I'm in, I'm in.
I'm so sorry, I'm so sorry.
Oh my God, we both missed.
Don't worry, don't worry, don't worry.
Let's get this, nice.
I'm pushing it out.
This is beautiful. This is so beautifully. I'm on it. I'm on it. I think it's in that side.
Yes, yes. I have no clue back to all you. I have no, I have no clue. See there? Maybe?
Oh, okay. I'm just trying to hit it around. I love it. I love it. It's about to be mathematically
impossible in about three, two, one. GG. Wait, that's going to drop.
You, Kase, have you scored this? Oh my god. You're so cool. No. How are you good at every game?
Casey, how are you doing at every game that we play?
Oh my god!
Nice!
OK, the past three years, only two people
have won a game over the year.
And guess who the two people that's won game over the year?
It's the same team right here in the same team.
In the same lobby.
Dude, come on.
We're not losing.
OK, I just want another one.
Yeah, OK, let me know.
So can you check what?
I'm using a scuff in vision pro. I think
What is that for
No, no, it's like it's like
That's a big touch! That is a big touch!
Okay, if you miss, I'm there!
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
I tried it!
I'm so bad! I'm such a disgrace!
Hey, okay, thank you!
You are not bad!
Shut up!
Okay, okay, okay, okay.
Okay, I flicked him in the half.
You, you, you, you!
I'm pulling it back, I'm pulling it back!
Okay, we're good!
So much time, so much time.
Chad, this is the Diamond Duo right here.
Yup.
Okay, I'm on that.
Put that up on me!
Put that up on me!
That's all right!
I'm sorry, I got to commit faster because if I close that gap,
if I close that gap, all the work, okay, we're good.
Okay, we got it.
Hey, say if you love me, you'll let us win because he said he loves you in a check.
If it comes to it, if it comes to it.
I'm not with you.
I'm on that.
Start worrying.
No, we're not worrying at all. We got this
Okay, we're good. That's all me. I try to get cool. I try to get
It's very minimal very minimal, but it's not like like the ability to know that right? No
It's like once every like 15 seconds. It doesn't slam
Good
Hey, I see you.
Here.
Come on.
Push that up.
Push that up.
Push that up.
I ain't got no boogees, not gonna lie.
It's OK.
This is going to be a comeback that they
talk about for 10 years, OK?
It's right here.
If you miss, I'm there.
I got to meet them.
If you miss, I'm there.
Good God, baby.
That's what I'm talking about.
Go with it.
Go with it.
I'm on it again.
I'm on it again.
Oh, I went back.
I'm coming back.
Just making sure that I'm getting done easy.
I'm in the net.
I'm in the net.
You can go.
I got it.
I got it.
beautiful nice nice okay okay that's I got it don't you wait for a an
opportunity for me
I bought them. No, we need to let go. Stay on it. Stay on it.
What a shot! Over the middle!
To you, baby! To you, baby!
No, it's okay.
I'm not gonna say it was your rough angle. It was your rough angle.
Back to you. Back to you.
Not there, Mr. Bernabook?
We got three minutes.
We're good. We're good.
I'm on it. Flex them.
Good, good. That's what I'm calling now.
I missed again.
I missed again.
Stay on it. Stay on it.
I'm there!
We're down to one.
Come on, dude.
We're down to one.
Well done.
Okay.
Well done.
Okay.
We're down to one.
I got on your way.
Don't tell me.
Hey, you take it.
You take it.
You take it.
All right.
I did it.
I did it.
Okay.
I'm going to get that mid-boost.
I'm coming back.
Oh no.
Oh no.
Oh no.
Dude, look here.
That is the end of the game.
I
Look here that is entirely my fault. Oh, I find up back up in front of it and I tapped it
Cuz you know what three minutes to be great three minutes to be great
Three minutes. I'm gonna get it back. Come on. Okay. I won't go
Maybe
I'm going to use some red my boots.
Okay.
He missed.
Oh, no, no, no.
Okay.
That's awful.
Beautiful.
Okay.
That was a bad clutch from me.
I over over it a little bit.
I faked him.
I kind of faked myself actually.
Wait, that's a good shot.
Wait.
I might be in the safe.
No, they got it.
I flicked him.
Good clutch.
You see that's what we need right there.
Stay on the thing with it.
I'm on it.
I'm on it.
Do you think you do?
Yes.
What is this?
What's going to work?
Team.
What's going to work?
What do you need?
I'll tell him now.
That's gorgeous.
Okay.
One more goal to equalize this match.
You get it.
You get that.
Yep.
On it.
Oh my God.
I'm on it.
I'm on it.
You won that.
Okay.
I got it.
Ooh, I got to reset I think.
Okay, it's going to be tricky.
We're down one.
Oh no.
We're down two.
We're down two.
We're down two.
Yo, you know what's crazy?
That happens.
That happens.
Back in my day. They didn't have all this stuff on the outside of the mouth and it's messed with my peripheral vision, bro
I got fireworks. It's okay. It's okay. We are we are so in this. It's silly. I got it two minutes to be great
Look at all this jellyfish. Oh my god. I got it. Okay. No, that's all you're found
I'm not gonna kill you.
Okay, it's just joke.
Always stay confident in the team.
I got it.
I got.
Oh, God.
No, wait, wait, wait.
I got it.
I got it.
Oh, my God.
This is terrifying.
This game is terrifying.
Okay, you, you, you, yes.
Beautiful.
Beautiful.
Beautiful.
Beautiful.
Why, I'm over the middle.
Okay.
I'm camping for a cruise, I'm not all live.
All you, Casey.
Nice!
Beautiful.
Casey, beautiful.
No, boss. I'm circling back. I'm on this. I'm on this. I'm on this. They're not getting anything past me
Like that that beautiful right there. Oh my god, that might be in no
It's okay
We haven't made it
Yeah
Okay, he missed casey miss. I'm putting it over the middle to you to your case to you. Oh good try
We got a we got a spore and the fat home and we need two goals in a minute. It is doable
nice
I'm on this case case. I'm on
Lately that's absolutely beautiful right there. Yeah, so we got a whole minute. No, we don't need one more
We're gonna get three or we gonna beat them
I love it. I love it.
Case, cheat up. Cheat up on this.
Cheat up. Cheat up. Cheat up.
Oh, because if you cheat up and it's a dead ball,
you get a free hook shot.
Yeah, yeah. Flex him.
Wait, I have a shot. I think I have a shot.
That's right. That's right.
Not there yet. Oh, my God.
He saved that?
Wow, he saved that.
I like to have a little bit of free save right now.
I'm just trying to make sure nothing bad happens.
It's okay. We got it.
I'm hitting this. Oh no, I messed up completely. We might lose because of that. You. I got a cake. Don't you worry. Don't you worry. Don't you worry. I love you. It's okay. We got this. We got score. We got score. We got a score. Why do I got unlimited boost hat?
Well, you can't do that.
Wait, Kase, come here, come here, I have boost, I have boost, I'm gonna hit it.
Go ahead!
No!
I almost had that.
Kase, we got 10 seconds to be great.
I'm on it, Kase!
I'm on it, baby!
Stay on it!
Kase, don't give up!
To you, to you, to you, to you.
It's over.
No, it's not.
Oh my God.
Don't get it again, don't let it drop!
It's over.
We actually-
That's the name!
Wait, what is that name?
Wait, how is that allowed, Epic?
Look at that.
Yeah.
No, no, get him out of here.
I'm so proud of our heart as a team,
because we really did never give up.
We really did.
We really did.
It was the whole way.
Yeah, no, we're good.
You want one more?
Yeah, I'm down.
I'm down.
I'm down.
You just let me know.
You just let me know.
Maybe I'll see what you can say.
Now, I'm going to start playing comfortable again
like I did that first game.
I'm good.
I just had to fill stuff out right there.
Yes.
And we're good now.
By the way, like, how is that name?
Okay, whatever.
All right, let's lock it.
Let's look.
Epic needs to clean this game up, dude.
Not like, dude, I've seen some.
Okay, what is this name?
What?
Okay, I have no idea.
Fuck yeah.
Let's go, let's go.
Why are we going to get through that are like in a clan?
Cause they're in a club.
It doesn't really mean much.
It just means they're friends.
Okay.
I have a shot at the wall. Okay. Okay. Okay. My bad. I'm gonna stay on top of it. Good touch. Good touch.
I gotta say that earlier. I gotta keep that earlier.
I'm behind you guys. I'm your safety net. I'm your safety net.
Block it. Block it. Block it. That's over.
You. You. You. You. These guys are considerably worse than the last guys.
Considerably worse. I'm not gonna stop it.
Wait a minute.
I thought I saw good touch. Stay on case, stay on case. Yeah, come on. We're gonna get some
boom fashion. Yeah, reset. If they're bald, which all good. Wait, he missed, he missed.
Okay, he's got something. Oh my. Oh yeah, these dudes just come straight, teeth. Oh okay.
Good shot though. He saved that. All right, I'm gonna take this back boost. We can
start to squeeze them here because they're not any boost. We can start to squeeze
I'm on that oh no it's okay oh lord what is it oh my god what just that balance
good touch I'm locked I'm locked I'm on that I'm on that beautiful save that
buddy wait that's all we touch it he's got a fight he's got a fight it's okay
I got it. I got it. Okay. You got it. I got it. We got it. What are you going to demo? I demo. I demo. I demo one and bump one.
You're actually to go. Okay. Case. That's what we do. That's what we do.
Little demo, a little bump. Come on. Yeah. You demo the first suit and move the other one out the way.
And I love how you're there. I love how you're there. That's what it's all about. We just got to be synchronized and we won't lose.
Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, it's okay, it's okay, don't worry, don't worry it happens,
it happens.
I got it, I don't got it, you got it, we got it.
I'm working, I'm working, I'm working, I'm working, I'm working.
Over the middle, over the middle, okay.
I'm on it.
There it is.
Yes.
Yeah, bro, bro, bro.
Come on, this bad.
Okay, so I'm not gonna lie.
I thought I missed this.
I'm gonna be honest.
This was really sketchy.
Yeah, no, I'm kidding.
Okay, we're good.
We're good.
We're up.
Whoa, come on.
Let's go.
You take, you take.
All right, come on.
Nice.
Wait, I got something.
We're good, we're good.
I'm gonna take the mid-rush.
Oh, yeah.
Okay.
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.
But here's what I'm gonna say.
Here's what I don't understand.
The last guys were so good.
Why are they, like, really mean?
No, I don't think the last guys were good.
I just think they got lost.
Okay, okay, you're right.
Okay, so you go.
I'm going.
You go, you go.
You go.
This is actually so much fun, dude.
Okay, I'm gonna get the back of this.
I'm gonna get the back of this.
Dude, I have nobody ever touched this game.
This is insane.
I really don't that much.
Yeah, just years ago.
Because that kinda day was nasty, not gonna lie.
I missed it.
Oh my God, I think I got to open that.
Yes, yes, yes.
Oh my God, this is gorgeous.
Now we're coming together here.
Now we look like now we look like a well of a machine.
Do this next game.
I'm telling you, I'm a breakout stuff that that ain't seen the light of day
since like 2015.
Okay.
I'm about to go crazy.
And that's you.
I like it.
I like it.
All right.
I go.
I go.
I'm gonna try to get it.
Maybe.
Okay.
That's fine.
That's all right.
Wait a minute.
Case don't you dare score that that would have been
Still over there case I love that you're going for those plays by the way, I love that you're fearless. I'm on it
Oh my god, wait a minute. Back to you case
I
Still on it so much time
Okay
I'm in that I'm in that
Alright, alright, wait a minute. I'm on this. I missed it. I missed it. Oh, yeah
over the middle
Love it, love it. That's a big touch
Oh, I'm out of booze I saw
I'm so bad case
You know what if we're up for zero
We're just going for show points.
We're just going for star points.
Look, I'm gonna do it.
I'm gonna go some crazy right here too.
Okay, okay.
Let me get a whole booth.
Hey, let me get a little booth for the one time.
Who's that?
That's me.
You go, you go, you go, you go, you go, you go.
Yo, I'm dying, I'm dying.
I got my guy.
Look at that.
Flick them, flick them, flick them, flick them.
It's gonna bounce.
It's gonna fall out there.
I'm not rebound.
Oh my God, they keep missing.
Oh my goodness, these dudes are some burger things.
These dudes are shocked!
These guys are shocked!
These guys are not good. Wait, what if we lose though?
Hold up, hold up.
Chad, these guys are not good.
I'm on a hate show.
I'm actually so lost. It's disgusting.
All you case, all you, all you!
Yes!
Oh, baby.
Beautiful fetus!
Okay, we're actually off.
How close are you to diamond right now?
We're gonna get a diamond right now. What you talking about?
I'm out. Okay. Do you want me to be like optimistic and motivational or depressing? Yeah. Keep it a stack with your boy. Okay. Keep it a stack. I'm probably chat what like I need. It's not even possible. I mean, how many wins I need like 30.
I
Went for like a little over farm right there in my bath
You know a whole lot of goals in a game though because you can drive some stuff like experiments
You know what I need to go for you got it. Okay. Let's say like 18 games. Okay. Yeah. Oh
That's beautiful right there. I mean you just I mean what what can they you know what I mean?
They do about that right there. I mean come on. It's not even 18 games
It's like case so we would have to hypothetically win 18 consecutive matches and then I would get back so
But what I do is doable they forfeit it now that is
15 minutes ago
Y'all gonna over getting through get on 15 minute. Why y'all just now forfeit
You know what? I'm sorry. I'm getting a little clock and I'm sorry. It's okay
Yeah. Dude, you're even your Sally is kind of cop case. You're you're you're air rolling with the feather boost like I can tell you have some bad work in this game.
Oh dude, you should see me back in the Disney man. I used to get that little roof thing man.
Wait, what is the roof thing? What is that?
Will you drive on the roof for a second to get that little reset? I swear, bro. I just ain't got it like that.
Like ceiling like flips and resets?
Yeah, the little ceiling action.
Isn't it the it's the bad tournament, right? It's not the good one, bro
There was a 2v2 tournament. We'd be all over that but I don't think I think it's a pentathlon
I don't know what tournament it's pentathlon. It's like the dumb like loads. I don't have a
Oh, yeah, I mean I could check but bro if it was a 2v2 tournament we'd be all over I
Told the guy wait a minute. No, I tell us
Good try.
He's got slightly better than the last guys, but worse than the guys before.
I go.
I go.
You like them?
Nice.
Nice.
Nice.
Nice.
I'm on it.
I'm on it.
I'm so mad.
I'm getting right here.
Okay.
You want me to stay on it?
Okay.
Okay.
That's off.
That's off.
That's off.
Nice.
Beautiful.
We just gotta get a goal here.
They get mo' me, they get mo' me.
It's okay.
It's in the right corner half.
Okay, these guys look nervous, dude.
They love it.
They're nervous.
Nice case.
Gorgeous.
You're my cup of thought, by the way.
I'll be right back, here.
Okay.
Nice, over the middle.
I'm on that one.
Wow, he got a touch on it.
I can make it back, I can make it back.
Yeah, give it up, I'm back.
Oh, I'm not back, no, I'm back.
You're back, we're back, we're back.
Okay, I'm going I'm going I took it I took it
Yeah, my prediction matter of fact, yeah, oh
No, yes, baby. Yeah, you're warmed up. I can actually see it. I could see it. You're so good
Wow, oh you can actually get up there holy row
Wow
Taste I'm impressed you can actually get up there and you
Okay
To be one to be one oh he got there Wow
I thought it was I'm on that case. Oh no, he redirected it
I'm taking mid boost. I took this, I took this, I took this, I took this, I took this!
Oh, I was not in... I'm taking that touch.
I'm in that.
Oh, god.
Good touch. I was in a bad spot.
No, no, we're good.
We're good.
They are run one in a minute Chad. Hold on.
I'm walling it.
Nice case. Oh my god. Oh my god.
That's a little too much. See? Too feisty. When I re-unlock that, I'm telling
you.
Dude, I would see him.
You're actually getting out. I cannot get that out.
I'm on it. Oh, you can't. Beautiful. I'm gonna milk you, case!
I got it. Hang on there. No, Andrew's got it. Andrew, stop. Andrew, stop.
Wow. I'm fine. Bro, he like hit me in the air, dude. Look, I would have got there, too.
He like hit me in the air. Actually, I would not. Okay, I would not have got it.
You're good. Come on. We're good.
It's okay. We're just so kind of like silly.
You go, you go. Come on, case.
He wasn't there.
I don't know why they gave us a kickoff. Wait, one's the FK.
We got a strike now. We got a strike now. One's the FK.
Are you still? Oh, no. Clear it?
Yep. So locked. It's insane.
Nah, he's back. Good God.
You're back. You're back. We're good though. We're good.
We don't need no, uh...
Yeah, we don't need anything. He has goals. He has goals.
I'm on it. Okay, that's gonna drop. That's gonna drop. I'm here over the middle to you. Stop. Hey,
Finish this.
Barrier.
Stop.
He's there.
He's there.
Good touch!
Good touch!
No!
I was there.
I was a half step too late.
Oh, no.
That's bad.
That's bad.
We lost.
We didn't.
We're my fault.
We did not lose.
We did not lose.
Come on.
We didn't lose.
We didn't lose.
It's okay.
What?
That's so unfortunate.
Bro, you hit it and it hit his car.
Okay.
Okay, it's gonna be the greatest comeback of all time.
We got up in it in 20 seconds, come on, bro.
That's a beautiful, look, stay on it, I'm coming up.
He doesn't go for kick offs,
he's like freaking me out a little bit.
Oh my God, I just want it.
Hey, that's open net, that's open net.
Come on, baby.
That is a beautiful, that is a beautiful.
I want to see that, baby.
This is why you never give up.
Yep, yeah, baby.
What do you want me to do?
We need an equalizer if we need it now we need an equalizer
I have no idea why he does that
Yeah
Uh-oh, I wasn't a fast ball accidentally. Oh my god
Nice touch, hey, nice touch
Pinched it
Okay, I'm on it. What oh no, he miskeg us
So so hey, hey, I know it looks bad at right now
But if it's your kickoff
Go to the side and try to kick it straight in if they're not gonna go for it
Yeah, cuz he's not going for it. He's not like okay. Okay, it might go for it now
I'm gonna come up behind you. We got to make it. We got playing grass up here. Now he didn't go for it
This guy's crazy
What this or a farmer? I don't have to go
A lot of time bro, no joke. Come on. Okay now. I think he's gonna go for it
But maybe not I'm still gonna go for the bar shot anyways because we have to take risk
I'm gonna try to bury this. Yeah, go for it
He's not going! Yeah, he is! He went, he went, he went!
Oh no, he really went, he really... Oh my god.
Nice one!
Okay.
Now we're not...
That's beautiful!
Yes!
Okay.
No, no, no, he touched it.
I have no...
I'm falling back.
I need to win this ball.
Oh.
I want it. I won the ball.
He did.
Get over the middle.
Get over the middle!
It's coming here!
Oh no.
I buffed him.
Case is coming to you!
Wait!
I am a loser, bro.
Let's go.
Let's go one more time.
Again.
I know you've been swimming a long time.
Let's go to lose again.
You down.
Yes, I'm down.
I'm down.
I'm down.
I'm down.
This is so much fun.
You ain't, you're not a loser.
That's just, you know, rock and lead.
If you make a bad play in rocket league, it don't mean you're bad.
Sometimes you're just getting a bad position.
Nobody's a hundred percent pure and rocket league professional players miss goals. You know what I mean?
Nobody's a hundred percent pure. Let's go. You're 1 million percent correct. And because you said that we're gonna win 50 in a run
Yes
Yo, big buddy. I need to play it. Okay, one gladiator. I need to play it
It's on
You get moping you get moping back the guy's back the guy's back
I don't need it. I'm demoing. I'm demoing.
I demoed for 9. Not there yet, so I got demoed. All good, all good.
I'm not there either. I'm on that. Oh no, I just
assisted. Damn. Okay. You're so lost.
Oh no. I know you're about to take. I saw the vision.
I saw the vision. No, no, no, no. You're so good.
You're so good. You're so good. Okay. I'm going up, going up, going up.
Walling it walling it. I took the back to see it
Up and on it. He actually went back on that holy lock case
I'm over the middle if you want it only if you want it what that is that is there for you
I'm keeping I'm keeping I'm keeping the pressure on them. Yeah, I love it. They have no boost. Oh my god
Easy shot, easy shot, I got it, you got it, you got it!
You got it!
Yes!
Yes!
Yeah, come on, cunt.
Absolutely beautiful work, case.
Beautiful work.
Let's go.
Oh, work, get up.
Bro, you haven't pinned that whole time.
You literally haven't pinned.
Can it just...
They have no shit.
You have to press that pressure on them.
I got it.
That's a dead ball.
How does he beat me?
Oh, I touched it again.
I'm there, I'm so v...
Wow, he's got T-Penny.
Let's go.
Go!
I'm going to shoot you!
I messed up.
I messed up.
I'm trying to get it to you, but I'm trying to get it to you.
Pinch!
Pinch!
Pinch!
This bounces.
Okay.
I got infinite time.
Infinite time.
Infinite time.
Infinite time.
You're so good.
Yes!
Yes!
Yes!
Dude, I can see you're fully unlocked.
One of them out of the water.
You are fully unlocked.
You are fully on the off-chains.
Wait, just give me...
Challenging.
Lock in. That's you, that's you. Wait, isn't me? No, that's me.
It's you, it's you, it's you.
It's you. Okay, okay.
Okay, okay. They're gonna get the mid boost. I'm gonna get the back boost.
Good shot! Oh my god.
You're actually hitting it.
You just got that power on no boost.
I don't have any boost. I'm hanging out.
I dumped on it. I'm hanging out for boost.
All good. You got boost, you got boost.
I'm going that I'm going that you play aggressive. I'm in that. I'm on my last one. I got this. Yeah, no worry in the world
All me
That's right there. Jay. Let's go. I'm in that. Yep
Beautiful work case gorgeous work
How to do some craze there if I have some boost I'm all out on this
Now it is no
You gave you, you, me, me, me.
I tried to float it all, us.
I got you both to float it.
I'm trying to score.
Brooke, you, me, us.
We gave you, you, you, you, you, you.
It's okay.
I was there, G.
You had no blue stuff.
My bad.
I was there out of hand.
It's fine.
I got an at, I got an at.
Oh no, that's over.
That's over.
Way off.
Way over shot.
Yup, way over shot.
I'm a net, I'm a net.
Do whatever you want.
I'm your back line.
Yup, no worries.
I'm your back line.
I'm on that.
Beautiful case.
It's beautiful.
I'm walling this.
I'm walling.
I'm just right here.
I demoed.
Get the remote, get the remote.
I have no boost.
How does that work?
Hold on, I'm right there.
Oh no, that's off.
That's off.
That's off, that's off, that's off.
That's, that's, that's, that's, that's,
that's the spot I can't get there in time.
How do I demo with no boost?
We're good.
We're up to one point, let's go.
Case, I just had the weirdest interaction ever.
I demoed but I didn't have any boosts.
I don't know.
I don't know.
You can flip demo?
You're my champ.
I have a heart attack as your first scope.
You can see what you do?
Oh no.
You can see what you do?
Yeah, you can flip demo, yeah.
You know you can get up to like the supersonic speed
just by flipping with no boost.
Wow, that is incredible.
I'm sure you do that.
I heard that but like, I've never done it.
I heard that.
How many flips do you need, three?
I got it, don't worry.
I think if two or three,
I can't remember it's been so long.
I'm taking out mid boost, okay?
I'm no longer gonna be demoting.
I'm on this.
That's gonna have to be you.
Beautiful, yep, yep.
I got it.
Okay, that's gonna miss.
I'm in that, I'm in that.
Try to contest them, kids.
Okay, I got the door, door, door.
All right, that's beautiful, beautiful.
Nice, that's gonna.
But y'all still on their side,
it's still on their side.
Flick them? Flick them.
Good touch, good touch, good touch. I'm back. I'm back now.
Nice touch, case!
Big touch.
Want to take it back to us?
I'm coming up with you now.
I'm coming up with you.
Yep.
Now, this is the counter attack.
That's a goal, dude.
That's a goal.
Are you kidding me?
Do you see that?
Oh my God, it doesn't matter because you're the GOAT!
Case, that is a hat trick, my boy.
Let's go, we're locked. Good, good, good demo too, man.
Nice aerial into the front flip.
Case, that's a hat trick, baby.
beautiful work yeah try to cheat up cheat up cheat up because if I demo
if I get it like that like that do you see the vision do you see I might be a
bucket yeah that was good I'm good oh good I'm on this ready back that don't
you were just in good time and I'm on that dude we're actually off now we're
so I'm off I'm pushing on me I missed it I missed it too I'm panicking now
We're going to score a fight.
He's down.
He's nervous.
He's nervous.
He's nervous.
He's nervous.
He's down.
He's down.
Okay.
All right.
Now we won.
The lights were too bright case.
I'm in that.
I'm in that.
Yep.
The cap's still in that.
Oh, yeah.
We're good.
Get that.
You stay long.
Oh, wait.
We were one.
We were one.
We were one.
Good win.
Good win.
Good win.
Guys, let's go.
Let's go.
Dude, we are locked.
If we could play like that every game, I'm telling you.
Yes.
I think our record is three wins, two losses, if I'm not mistaken, correct, Chad?
Something like that.
They're saying tournament.
I'm going to check it out.
I'm going to see what it is.
It might be a bad one though.
Yeah.
Let me know.
No.
We already missed it.
Wait, what time is it?
I mean, there's a, yeah.
Never mind.
It's not even a 10-30.
It's a 3-1 and it's not, it's in 40 minutes.
It's in 40 minutes.
It's a threes one and it's in 40 minutes.
It's in 40 minutes.
Oh yeah.
So what's Tony like better?
Do you like the octane or the phoenix better?
Dude, that's a good question.
I'm an octane guy, like everybody goes phoenix,
but I feel like the octane is just taller.
I know it's the same hitbox,
but I have more confidence with the octane I think.
Yeah, I used to use the octane back in the day.
I just feel like it's taller, dude.
Yeah.
I'm gonna be clear be clear it's kind of like this field right now bring no eye
source yeah yeah this is this is one of the most iconic fields we even got like
the iconic ones probably gotta get Neo Tokyo Tokyo once clean my way no do I
You're good!
This is a beautiful shot!
You're so good with it!
Yes!
You're too much!
I said the best car, what are you on?
Oh, Santa!
What's with him?
That's the one that looks like a crab!
Oh, yeah, the one that looks like an octopus!
Yeah, I'm on that.
Over the middle?
Nice.
Okay, we are good.
You got Matt?
You got Matt?
Okay, I'm gonna go ball.
I'm gonna go ball.
Beautiful.
I'm on this. That's him. Rebound, rebound. I should have buried that. I'm coming back.
That's another huge touch. Oh my gosh. We're flying through the sky like Batman. Does Batman
Okay, you can't see me. I'm on that. Alright, let's get a second goal here. Okay, I'm in
that. You can play aggressive as you want. I'm on that. I'm on that. Beautiful. Nice.
He's got some solid, he's got some solid, they have a nice, oh my god, that was clean.
That was clean!
That was clean!
That was clean!
You are disgusting.
Let's watch this replay.
Split him and then dribble at him.
Oh my god!
Straight for next one bro!
Okay, it's your growth.
It's your growth.
That's clean.
That was gross.
I got you got you got
Oh, yeah
Like that's an arm. Yeah, he's gonna clear it. He's gonna do that. I took the good
You're good. I'm back here. I did steal the boost and I demo. I saw the boost and I demo
Nice touch you open that open that open that beautiful go all day come on this look at him go over a boost nice boost
Yeah
Nice. Yeah, but we're playing defense like the boot thing all you know what I mean
Yeah, you're just gonna respawn with 30 boosts cuz it's three to zero now
All right, you want me to go you go
Nice I almost rule one that was a little too long walling it walling it
Squeeze teams when you have foods like if you take their food bro, you could just squeeze them
I'm going to touch that off the wall, but I did my bad.
It happens.
We're literally up here.
Are you down for Rita One?
Talk about what I say.
You talk about Lutus Cooper.
Dude, this is half.
You're down for Rita One.
Talk about what I say.
This is half the Rocket League games.
Now he's saying, catch it.
Oh, no.
Oh, no.
Oh, no.
Oh, no.
That was the worst thing in the world.
Yeah, yeah.
I'm on that.
That was so unlucky.
I'm going next.
Oh, no.
Oh, no.
I'm so unlucky. I'm going next. Nice touch case. Oh, God, I can rob.
Oh, my goodness. You all good. I'm in that play as aggressive as you want.
Pop us up. Pop us here. Yeah, I'm on that. Okay. Two and a half. Good.
Yep. Looking good. Wait. That's kind of a bad time. That's right.
Rolling it off the wall over there. Yep. I'm on that. Right over the middle to you.
to you I'm gonna demo it games watch this he never mind he's really cool that's a
good shot you know I sold oh no I'm stuck I'm back I'm back don't worry I
got to be back I can want you to for a sec maybe nice you're back you're good
you're good okay dude you can actually get up there wow okay all you
Okay, okay, I'm there. What? Oh, no, oh, no, he saved his ultimate shot. Okay, wall again. Oh my goodness.
I guarantee you he's screaming at him. That was gonna be rolling in our net. I'm there.
I say, okay, I'm shooting this. You're good. Just keep the press. That's all we need.
So, yes sir, pressure like that. Oh no. Beautiful. Great touch case. Wait, that's in. Oh no.
Nice.
You, you, you, you, you. Oh, it's okay. All right. I'm walling it back.
Beautiful. Beautiful. Beautiful.
Nice.
Okay, I'm sitting in that I'm on that push it out for me. Nice. I didn't push it out that much
No, we're good. I bumped in at the last time
He took yeah, I'm gonna type what I say now. They are in shambles. Oh
No, oh no, oh no, we're gonna work. I do oh
Oh, I was typing what a save.
Let's not get another one.
He's going to type what a save in three, two, one.
Okay, never mind.
I'm trying to pre-fire.
Yeah, lock in 30 seconds.
We have the severe advantage right now.
That's you.
We have to win because if we lose, he's going to say what a save.
You know he's going to say it.
You know he's going to say it.
oh my god drop drop drop drop you can't I love you you're so good I want to say
kids type it type it type it up yeah karma karma buddy karma eat now that
right there is for wearing two losses baby that's a winner I go on it I take
mid boost and what a touch and I'm on it again oh I'm actually I just beat oh my
goodness no you did I just beat I just beat no you didn't know you did chat I
just beat oh wow oh my god I can't hang man I just beat wow that's crazy they
cannot hang dude case you're actually looked legitimately good at every game
I mean, you're at least you're never bad at games.
Well, is there any games you're bad at?
Like League of Legends.
We got it.
That's not what I'm like.
What rank are you?
What rank are you?
Silver, I'm bad at League.
Wait, what's what's the lowest?
That's the lowest.
I see you're out of iron.
I'm not going to lie to me much of a difference
when I'm in silver, though.
I'm bad and OK.
Wait, they had they had a flat one
in the silver three that had to be his little brother.
He could work on a flat level because I'm telling you,
bro, these flat players, they're like,
they ain't even like a factor.
They ain't even like jumping in the line
and they know you're running around head-butting.
Wait, Kase, I think you're talking in game chat right now,
I think.
Oh my goodness, my bad.
I don't think it's anything I see at all.
Okay, wait, now it's good again?
Wait, talk one more time?
Yo.
Okay, it's like, your mic's booming.
Yo.
Your mic's booming.
I don't know what happened.
I am in game chat because I can see my headset popping up over here.
But I don't have to fix that.
I don't hear you.
Okay, wait, now talk.
Yo, yo, yo, yo.
I think we're good.
I think we're good.
We good? I bet.
Woo, those over here, they're talking crazy.
Okay, are we good?
Okay, we're good.
Okay, we're good.
Dude, okay, here's what I would rate it.
Here's what I would rate it.
I think, are we diamond level?
Potentially.
Oh my goodness you.
Are we flat level?
Definitely.
wait they're saying it's not I think we're easily like I wait is it bad now
you're good I don't know why now you're good
I'm gonna get a goal I think never mind now feel myself you're good okay
here's the ball okay they're very nervous
if this is flat we're definitely black
yeah I'm on that I'm on that oh no that's my back oh that's a goal I'm
coming back I shouldn't even wish that I'm on it he missed he missed forced
I guarantee you I guarantee you by three
look how lucky this oh yeah now that's just lucky right there I could just tell
by how they're moving they're very nervous very nervous yep you got it you
I got it.
Beautiful.
That's a good one.
I didn't come up, but it's all right.
Uh-oh.
Oh my goodness, this dude's stuck.
My bad, let me make myself bad at him.
And that's rude.
All right, I can aerial, I can aerial.
I'm on that.
Nice.
In case, oh my God, oh my God, wait a minute.
You, you.
Okay, you are legitimately.
You are legitimately
Bro that was on an angle case
You're legitimately that was kind of now that was the goal of the night that was the goal of the night on an angle
Dude, there it is. I told no
Bro those dead balls are so easy to score on
Yeah, well, I could have went for that
I'm gonna fall back.
Is this field bigger than the last one?
Where does it feel?
Oh my goodness.
Oh my god.
Is this field bigger than the last one?
I think for all the exact same size I think.
Are you sure?
Because dude, I'm...
I mean...
I don't know.
There's no way I'm...
Right?
The arenas are different, but the fields are the same.
I got it.
Don't you worry.
Good.
Great.
You go there.
Okay, that's gonna bounce.
I'm gonna go Nat.
I'm gonna go Nat, Nat, Nat.
Nice.
good touch now it's that beautiful great touch
okay i'm gonna take that back i bumped him i'm gonna completely reset him over the
middle i flipped it
here you great right okay i'm gonna go ahead oh god okay we're good we're good
blue is not good but error is good i can tell error is good yeah he knows what
What is he doing?
He's burping.
He knows what he's doing.
Yeah.
Come on, Matt.
Blue is like completely lost.
He's got to be his little brother.
Great save, thanks.
Yeah.
OK.
What a touch.
Oh, my god.
What a touch.
Oh, that could have been bad.
I'm going to steal their back boots.
I'm bad.
You're stealing the mid boots?
Nice.
What?
How did that fall like that?
So they are OK.
They're tweaking.
I'm walling it.
What a touch.
Abu's gonna choke, cause he's terrible.
Yes, I'm on it.
What did I say?
What did I say?
Dude, I said Abu's gonna choke.
Look what he did, look what he did.
He went under the ball.
What did he do?
Let's go.
Okay.
Dude, we're locked in.
We're locked in the room.
We're locked in the room.
Yep.
That's you, baby, that's you.
Okay, leave me, yup, leave up, got it.
I'm not gonna lie, the error guy
is kinda scary though, okay?
be aware of him he's pretty good
dude I'm bad I need to get it
good good good
I got you guys
ooh that's a big cut
oh my god he actually
okay
move on I'm doing this I do
that's his little brother that's got his little brother
where you bro oh no oh no I got him
get him off of you
I couldn't even hear what you said
you're like
I'm gonna demo, I'm gonna demo Anbu. I demoed him, alright.
Wait, how's that not a demo? It doesn't matter, let's go!
Good finish, K.S.
Okay.
Okay.
Did you see that?
Not gonna be, not gonna be. Dude, okay.
Anbu is good, Anbu is not.
Where is Fred?
Yeah, you got it.
Okay.
Can I see referencing the Anbu Black Ops from Naruto?
I'm on this.
Clearance.
Good touch.
Yep.
I got it.
Don't you worry.
That's you.
Collect them.
Good job, dude.
Dude, I think we're going to be 5 and 2 after this.
It's starting to really come together.
I think so.
Ooh.
Beautiful.
I'm going back and going back.
That's you.
Yep.
I'm in that.
I'm in that.
This kid's pretty good.
Oh God.
He made himself useful and fucked me, dude.
I'm hit and miss.
That's in your net, brother.
You're clear, Jamesy!
Slightly on the side. Thank you, thank you.
Wait a minute. He went for the boost.
It's like a-
Oh yeah!
It's like-
It's like a kick in the restaurant.
Oh yeah!
Okay, I'm in that- I'm in that- I'm in that-
Okay, I'm in that case. Do whatever you want.
You know I got you.
You know I got you in that-
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HAA
There you go.
OK, nice.
I'm flicking it.
Walding it over the middle?
No!
Oh my god, the syntax.
NOT THE DAY!
Great composure in the air case.
Great flicking!
OMG, great touch!
I only got 12.
I got this.
Beautiful shot.
Now that's a shot.
Let's go!
Now that's a shot.
We are actually
That's just what your rank says you're actually in diamond. Thank you, bro. Thank you the entire chat's gonna say
One more okay, one more for the road
I tried to get a little touch.
We are right up the believer.
The doubters are in shambles.
Y'all losing all y'all channel points.
Deserve.
Dude, that's okay.
I'm almost Platinum.
I'm Platinum 1, Division 3.
Case, what division does it say for you?
What division?
Because we're winning.
Um, let me, it says I'm division three.
Okay.
You're close to Platinum.
You are very close to three the doubters are crying and I know I know dude. How long you want to play for
Play for however long you want to lock in
Okay, okay, whatever you want to do. I'm chilling man. I'm fine. I got I got another life. I mean, this is fun
I got another like hour in me. I
Would hit me and you
If they you locked in we could beat a purple rain. I know
No.
You don't want to take that?
Yep.
I got it.
We're both gamers there.
Nice.
Good.
He did.
He did.
He's open up.
I'm looping around.
He faked me.
He just did a fake AMK.
What an absolute cringe lord.
He just did a fake AMK.
Yo, Gale.
Yo, Gale.
Get this dude banned?
Right now.
You have to.
That's reportable.
You have to talk to him out of it.
That's the smartest thing I've ever seen in my life.
he did a fake AFK. Wow. Alright, we're good. We're good. Time to lock in. Oh wait, my
chest has Division 4. Okay, that means you're incredibly close to Platinum. Two wins. Maybe
one. Maybe one. Alright, I'm gonna go Nat. I'm gonna go Nat. All good. I got a G-Golf.
I'm on it. Don't you worry. I'll stay Nat, case. Do your thing. Once you get in
other half will come up. I think that's okay. I got it. Good thing. I got it. I got a good
thing. Nice. Oh, that's a good touch. Yeah. Wait a minute. Offward spot. Great shot.
That's a good shot. I'm on it. I'm on it. I'm on it. The end. No. Oh, oh, oh. My bad.
Over the middle? You, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you!
That's gonna bounce.
Ow!
That's gonna pop to the full top.
I'm still mad.
Oh no.
I need to take that boost so he doesn't get boosted.
Alright, this guy's boost is running.
Don't worry, don't worry, don't worry.
It's a flotter!
What is...
You're nice.
Dude, do you remember that video?
You are nice.
Yes, it's the little kid that topped the chocolate ball.
I remember the exact idea.
I remember you really said something funny, but it was lame.
Yeah, I wonder what that kid is doing.
This kid probably wouldn't do anything to rock.
I can link to my InstaFloater.
You are a doober.
InstaFloater!
You go, you go, you go.
That is one of the greatest videos in history now.
I swear it is.
You know that kid is stuck at rock bottom.
Big dog, I fear I have no bitch.
Because I'm here now.
Get that a long way from here, DC.
Yeah, take that thing long away from here.
What a threat!
Oh, that's a big deal.
Get that a long way from here.
He jumped.
Wow.
He knew I was going to demo.
He jumped over the holy aura.
I go, I go.
Wait, no.
You go.
You go.
Oh, good.
I'm on it.
You get it.
You got it.
You got it.
You got it.
Oh, no.
That's scary.
That's a scary ball.
I almost got a jump.
You're insane.
You're insane.
You're insane!
Oh my god, this is a gold scoring opportunity if I've ever seen one.
You, you, you, you!
Oh shit.
No, no boost streak, that might be a goal.
Oh good, Tygame, we are good.
Okay.
No boost, I'm just doing what I can.
I just got some boost.
You're doing great, I'm staying on it.
Flicking it.
Look at that.
Look at that work.
Work.
I did it, Bottle.
I'm on it.
Over the middle?
Yes.
We stayin' up on this.
Case, that's the only thing.
I'm sorry, dude.
No, I tell him that is like a crazy. Oh, I love that ball though. I love that ball. Okay. This guy's scary. This guy's
Cam
That's all right. Oh, that's fine. My dad down one at the bottom. I know all that
It's a fat that perception there. Oh, you're good. You're good. You're not worried about it. Okay to the one
Bro, yeah, you guys know I hate
Yep, go ahead. That's you be touch here. Wow, you can speak with Kato on everything. I love you just speak with that tick off
That's something that like yeah only like diamonds
This guy's here. I have a shot. I think wait that in there man
Almost
I'm on it. I'm on it. Nice. Maybe you maybe you that's a shot
No, it's off line. It's off. I'm just fine. It's on their side. I just missed my boost. I told
We're good. Don't worry. We're only down one and ain't no big deal at all
Nice
That's over me
Dude, he put it in the perfect spot. Wow
Look at this. He buried it. I'm sorry about it. Yeah
Look man, we're known to make
Why don't you say a Gigi in the chat it's good go ahead you got it big fan
All right if you're a big fan let us win sorry
We'll see what happens I go I go
I'm saying on it
He's so good
Yeah, you know what I might just text them I might text them
If they get one more goal in Jackson, we got to do win streak alive dude
Nice case. That's a great shot. Nice. What you gonna have high-mised play for you?
Let's go, baby!
Who you gonna take?
I'm gonna text him on the text. Don't worry, don't worry.
He's gonna make them a high-mised. He's gonna take your troll, ain't he?
No, no, no, no.
I'm seeing him play.
Wait, they said take the win.
They said take the win. Okay, okay.
Maybe?
They're out.
Yeah.
Dude, he's like grand champions.
Oh, no, he's nice.
Okay.
I'm gonna flick this, I'm gonna flick that.
Staying on it.
Flicked him again.
Nice.
He's huge.
You, you, you, you.
Get back!
Yes!
We are in this.
We are in this.
We are in this.
All in a minute.
Oh, nice.
Come on.
Come on.
Oh my God.
Look, we got a minute.
Let's go.
We got to wait a minute.
Wait a minute.
Okay.
If we're giving up the win, we're giving up the win.
Okay, give it up to win.
We're fine.
We're giving us the win.
Are they giving us the win?
They're giving us the win.
Yeah.
Dude, I'm going to be honest.
I'm not complaining.
I ain't going to lie.
I ain't either.
Yeah.
It's time to get it.
Hey, we're going to pay pal, y'all, for real.
That's a lie.
We ain't going to pay pal, y'all.
That's probably illegal.
But look, we appreciate it, though.
I wonder why they're giving it to us.
That was a good game.
They're just, that's just so unlawful.
Wait.
Wait.
No, no, no, no, hold on something ain't right here. They're trying to get us back man. We're gonna get fake
We're gonna get back and for win trading good shot. He tried to defend that dude case
I'm gonna be honest and they didn't ban people for D tossing dude
They haven't been on the servers in like I heard PayPal. Oh god
Oh
Do not worry that's just that is
Ruthfully
The unlucky is on love. Yep. That's crazy. He's just he's gonna pay pal y'all $500,000
That's crazy. Oh my god, that's internet it's in the net
Who's a casey-ass game case I'm gonna pass this over the middle
Be ready. Yeah, go ahead. Go ahead. Oh, he's there. You you okay
Can't be the other guys not I have a shot. I have a shot. I have a shot good game
I've tried to oracle at him.
No, no, no, no.
Go ahead, you got it, go ahead, you got it.
I've tried to oracle him. Alright, I'm going to be honest, they're not giving us the win.
Cam is trying his balls off.
He's not giving us the win.
Oh my god, he's like air-rolling.
What is that?
Not on my walk.
Yeah, he's not on my walk.
Oh no.
I bumped it. All good, you're good.
I'm in the net, I'm in the net.
Nice touch, guys.
Yeah, he's not gonna listen to me.
Check this refund, play it safe.
Push that, push that.
Yeah, it might be the other guy I can't really do.
Yeah, he definitely ain't a player.
Yeah, he's not gonna listen to me. I can tell.
Yeah, he ain't totally playing. That might be a refund.
Hold him up, hold him up.
He's gonna drop.
I'm still bad.
It's okay. I'm gonna wall-
Oh, he's got it.
Oh, no, wow, wow, I was expecting to just that again out of had it to touch face it
stand on this
They playing or not I can't tell bro. He can I know at least one of them gold given
Yes
Bro camcorder
Clap one. Oh
my god
Okay, so again, I'm more
No, no
Dude
They were a hundred percent not giving us the win there. There's no way they were they were playing too hard
They gave us goals, but then the other dude cam started like air-tripling. I still don't know
That's gotta be a refund cuz the only one of them he a hundred percent gave us though
Oh, did I for real?
Case I'm gonna go take all I'll be back in nine seconds. Well 15
What does he mean by he's going to go white?
Wait, what's he mean by that?
Oh no, he's not here.
Oh no, he's not here.
Oh, oh no, oh no, oh no.
Yeah.
Here, here, here, here, here, here.
We're already in.
Oh my God.
Oh my God.
Oh my God.
Reach through it again.
How are they already scoring?
Okay.
I'm completely back.
We're good to go.
We're good.
Don't worry.
Wow.
I cannot believe that was that quick.
We're good.
Don't do that.
Don't worry.
We're good.
Open the middle.
I got that.
Easy go.
Come on, dude.
Make it harder.
Make it harder.
Make it harder on me, man.
Hey, what did you mean by you?
Yo.
What did you mean by you know if you got to go white?
What's you talking about?
Do you really want to know?
Oh wait, I'm going to tell you what I think it is.
You've been sitting there for hours,
high energy, playing games, dreaming,
and some stuff just inevitably like found its way out
and you had to go get rid of like the built up.
So no, oh my God, great guess, but no.
So basically when I'm in a rush and I'm gaming,
Actually, you know what, I'm gonna stop talking.
Now go ahead.
When I'm gonna rush and I'm gaming, I tinkle
and sometimes it misses, it hits the toilet seat,
but if I'm gonna rush, I won't wipe,
but that's how I wiped.
Wait, wipe what?
The toilet seat?
The tinkle off the toilet seat.
Okay.
I wish we'd never had this conversation.
Yeah, that's what I was trying to say.
That's what I was trying to say.
Obviously it's a thing
because we're actually doing good right now.
You go for it, I'ma play bad.
I go, I go.
Yep.
I'm gonna dead it.
All good.
Nice.
I love this map, it's not so nice.
Okay.
Yeah.
I'm on it, easy.
Come on.
Oh no, I just got jumped off.
Great touch, I'm on it.
Yep.
Oh, I almost predicted it.
Good, good, good, good.
We got it.
You do, you do.
Beautiful caves.
That's gorgeous man
Wow
I completely told
No, you didn't I'm there and I'm there. Oh, let's go
Predictive. I predicted the bomb. Oh my god. That was inside. All right. All right. We're good. We're good. We're good. Feed the pressure
Child's gonna shut up
Great defense. I'm there. I'm on it
bro you push you push you might wanna oh never mind I got them I was gonna see
you might want to get over the middle nice nice nice okay all you great I'm
on him oh no I got flicked oh no oh my goodness
I'm on it
I'm demo
I'm not there though. We going backwards with it
I see you. Oh no, oh no, I'm on now.
Get that out of here man. Come on. We're good. We're good.
Oh, no, I just got flicked.
Oh, I was in a bad spot.
Oh, you're good.
I wasn't expecting it to go to the air side.
I went on ahead and went up.
And then by the time I did, I was in a bad spot.
I only had my 30-something.
My bad, we're good.
That's my fault.
If I didn't challenge early, you would have been in that position.
We're good.
Go ahead.
You got it.
Oh, yeah.
All day.
Come on.
Beautiful.
Good try.
Check it up.
He missed.
He overmitted.
What is he doing?
I'm just my booze, bro.
Get the key, old man!
Come on, come on, come on.
Come on, old man.
Here we go.
Bro, he like overran me.
I was weird.
Yeah, yeah, I know what's going on.
All right, three to one.
This is great.
Yeah, take it, take it, take it, take it, take it.
I feel like, nice case, okay?
I'm gonna wall this, I'm gonna wall this.
Nevermind.
Oh no, I did not wall that.
I did not wall that.
I'm coming back.
I'm coming back.
I'm in that, I'm in that.
You can go ball, I'm in that.
Nice, Contest Case.
I'm still in that, remember, I got your back.
No matter what, if you think they're gonna score, I'm here.
Yep, sir.
Nice, I'm on that.
I'm on that, yes!
Is that in?
Oh, it's gonna flick up.
Oh, there, I got a blue.
It's not, I'm trying to work on it.
Nice!
Oh no, oh no, no, no.
We're keeping pressure on him though,
that's all that matters right now.
Check, did we keep the wrong server?
Oh no, did we?
Yo, Jinxie, I just stole.
I'm lagging so bad, bro, you know how to gather the boost,
I gotta start doing that.
Are you lagging?
Bro, I'm not lagging, but I have the lag symbol,
it's like the weirdest, okay, now I'm lagging.
Oh yeah, I noticed that, I'm near me though.
Oh no.
What's the epic state?
Dude, I just got a sideways save, sorry, sorry.
No, you're good, you're good.
I'm in a bad spot. You're in a 2v1. I'm so sorry.
Dude, that's a shot if I'm gonna see one. You're disgusting. Wow. I'm on this case. Look at that.
Because you're insane, I'm able to get the rebound. Case, great work.
You played a B there, bro. Yeah, of course. No boost, dude.
I didn't even got a question it I know you there it ain't even a
It ain't even a situation that I'm looking back. I want a jinx in there. No already know it
Chat I might actually get flat two tonight case you like dude. I've been trying to get flat two for like a week
Oh, what's happening?
I'm looking for some boost. I'm hanging way back. It's all you right now. It's all you. Yep. Yeah, all good
I'm giving the space get in his face. Oh
Oh, no, not on me. Not on me. You wait. I got demo. I got demo. I'm in that. They're not even in the gold scoring position. Take your time. Take your time.
No, I'm not. I'm in that. You go ball. I got that. Nice. Nice case. It's gonna come back to us. It's gonna come back to us.
Yep.
It's not drop. Wow. Okay. He mentioned. Yeah. I'm still in that. And it's mathematically possible for him to win.
Nice. Let's go guys. For that seven wins and two losses, even though one of the wins was kind of speed fed.
I don't care
That's your way to do office. I think I'm one off my two
They are
Evelyn's not
hollering
Because they lose all they channel point and they know they hurt
Chattanooga wins away, bro
Are you really yes, I'm too much away from like two in a row if we get back to back wins
I'll be plato. Oh, let's go. Okay. I'm gonna highly I'm about to highly lock you
Your two wins back to back in a row from black to yes, you're engaged. Yeah
Let's go I got this come on. This is it wait, they're kidding. I'm walking past. I really don't know what that is
I'm on that case. I'm on it. Oh no, I'm not on it. Okay. We're literally in close state.
We're at seven wins two losses right now. I'm on it.
You touch, Jinksy. That's what I'm talking about. Yeah. He's got it though. We got to
get back. I'm in that. Oh, they're playing decent. Playing decent. He's got to get
back. Oh, I was talking in a weird spot right there. We're good though.
Dude, I swear to people that aren't in a clan play better.
Like the randoms that are like prepared with each other play better than the people that are in like a clan.
Crazy.
I have one million percent of greed.
Normally, dudes that are in clubs kind of suck.
They have like a troll name.
Yeah.
Oh no.
Oh.
I'm horrible, Jakesy.
Wait.
No, you're not.
YOU'RE THE GOAT!
YOU'RE THE GOAT!
Oh my god, let's convert this into a cult.
I feel bad because I'm the reason I was killed in that-
I'm staying on it.
I'm on that, I'm on that, I'm gonna beat him there.
Yup!
Wow, he just- wait, okay.
Oh my goodness, I just flipped my axe.
Okay, so on everything I love, this is the best thing to play yet.
I'm not a patrolman, this is the best thing to play.
Yeah.
No, we're good, don't worry.
Never mind, they are terrible.
Open that, let's go!
You're like,
YOU!
HOW DO YOU GET THAT MUCH POWER ON A CASE?
My god, you gotta use the density just the density Wow beautiful. Hey, dude, you actually
Oh, man. What? Okay, you go you go
Why don't you the radio appreciate it man?
You did it. No, oh nice
No
You're good. Keep on this side. That's beautiful. I'm demoing. Yeah. Get that one kid. Good. Jim. Oh, I'm not that
Oh
Great contest such it. I can win that
Beat him to it. Yeah, too easy.
I'll come back. Nice touch.
I'll try to pinch it a little bit.
All good. Over the middle.
I have no boost. Oh my goodness.
You will never believe what just happened.
You will never believe what just happened.
What happened?
A pop-up popped up for Rocket League asking to allow it to access servers
in the middle of that happening it had to click at all that is unbelievable oh
that is the whole reason they scored that goal dog that is great you can really
want the bottom see it that is unreal okay I'm walling it that's fine that's
fine okay that's fine it happens nice beautiful wall oh my god okay so you're
actually disgusting don't you play to be there for me baby
I'm not disgusting, bro!
Great pass!
Me?
Why did I be in that position, baby?
We're so here.
Okay, so we win this, I think I won off.
We're here.
I think I won off, watch him.
Yep.
That's you, that's you.
Yep.
I go, I go.
I did it, I did it.
Okay, I'll win.
There.
There.
I'm gonna take that mid-boost.
Yeah, go ahead.
And take the ball.
That's, that's nice.
I'm trying to play a good spot where I take the boost.
I got the back piece.
Nice touch case.
Yeah, I'm going to Ariel.
It's people on this side.
That's all we need.
That is nice.
It's pretty high up.
It's kind of awkward for them.
Yeah.
I'm going to middle.
You're so talented.
Wait, that's going to drop.
I'm on this.
I'm on that.
No, I got to wait up there, though.
Dude, I got to wait up there.
Oh, no, no, no.
Get back.
Crunchy.
It's in, it's in.
I'm not.
I got to open.
Dude, I have a shot, but it would be tied right now, but it wouldn't pop up.
All good. All good.
Ah, we're good.
I'm not saying this guy's stream sniping, but his profile picture,
Ali-A is literally you.
It's you eating a waffle in his profile picture.
I'm not kidding.
Wait, is it actually?
I spawn everything I love.
It's you with a waffle in front of you.
His profile picture is beef?
Yes.
It's you with a waffle.
I
Didn't see because I'm x-ball. I'm awful. I'm awful. I was in a bad spot. You have me taking a back. Don't worry
Your two wins in a row away. We have two minutes bro. Don't worry. Yes. We have two minutes. I'm two wins away
Take that. I'm walking in for a minute. I'm walking in
Yep
How do you get there performing as wild
Good touch, good touch, good touch, good touch, finesse, finesse, finesse!
Good finesse!
No, how does he get back so quickly?
Oh no.
Yo, what is that?
They scored again bro.
Nice, nice, nice, nice.
No they didn't.
Good.
He missed, missed, missed.
You, you, you.
Beautiful case.
With you?
Yep.
Like some?
Good touch, let's go!
Oh!
You?
My god, that's good. That's good. I'm all hit. We're good
There's stuff that we can do there. I'm so sorry. Okay. Okay. Come on. Fuck you. This game ain't lost yet. We're good
Dude that is so tragic over okay case. I'm gonna be what do you mean?
We need kickoff bowls. Yeah, okay case try to dead it we need to cheat up on everything
We cannot play back anymore. We have to play aggressive
Because if you get a dead ball, I can get a hook shop. Oh, that's how we're gonna win
I'm gonna lose. I'm wanting this
I knew going in this is the best
Don't worry, you're good
Yo, this would be the greatest come back. Nice
I'm there! I'm there! I'm there! I'm there! I'm there! I'm there!
Casey, this is winnable. This is winnable.
Do you know how he called me to the floor the minute yet?
Okay, whoever's behind on the kickoff, cheat up and go for the second touch.
If that's it, you go for the kickoff. I'll go.
I'll cheat. I'll cheat.
Okay, I'll get on this.
Okay, I'll get, let's get a bounce.
I got it. Case I got it. Good touching. He took. He took. I saw him. I saw him. We
also. I'm over the better. No. I have to win this. Okay. Nice. Nice. Nice. Okay. No
don't bow to me. That's the unfortunate. That's the unfortunate. That's the unfortunate.
You're in second. You're actually incredible. Wow. You're in. Nice ball case. Come on. Come
on. Go. Go. Go. Get in please. I'm so. No.
Noooo!
Okay.
Let's go. We lost.
That's fine. That's fine.
It's off. I'm bumping him.
Get that on him.
Yeah! I tried to hit it up!
But I double shafted it.
I see division. I see division.
I'll get hit on the little raw angle.
But you still don't try to do it.
I still need...
No, I see division.
Cause dude, if it would have hit that,
it would have bounced to their side.
It would have turned south.
Yeah.
Yeah.
That's what I'm saying. I think
We just need probably two more of those unbiased
No joke
Oh my god! Oh my god! Oh my god!
Case! Case! Case!
Crazier things have happened in this world.
They're crazy.
Yeah!
Crazier things have-
It's like, don't-
Every-
Are you kidding me?
Yeah.
You're not worried about defense because we're gonna lose anyway.
Go, Everett!
Okay, so I'm gonna die-
You go, I'm behind you.
I need you to bury it. I need you to bury it.
No.
No.
I'm gonna-
I missed it, Cuff. I missed it, man.
No, we gotta-
Hit one again!
Okay.
Hey, we can't win them all, bro.
Can't win them all.
I missed it.
I missed my fly-in, bro.
I was in the moment.
Wait, how many are you all from Plat 2 now?
Three all.
What, we got one second.
Just winnable.
Um, I don't think so.
I don't think it was...
BUNS.
Winnable, JC!
Okay. Case. Here's what we'll do, man. Either. Okay. I'm three off now. So what we'll do
is next laws. I'll hop off or three wins, either or either or. Okay. Okay. Yeah. Let's
go.
You're three wins a row. All three in a row, three in a row. And I'll be flat two. Okay.
Let's go. Yeah. Come on. We got it. Bro. We have so much hard. I mean, we actually
We fought
Hey that kickoff cheese, let's do that every time. I think we do it every time
You go here you go here. I'll be right behind you. Yeah, okay
Three wins all we need
I'm care
The dude say get it oh nine just speed
I'm walling it.
Oh, I'll get it.
I'm coming back.
I ain't gonna boom boop.
No, he's, he won't kiss.
No, he can't kiss.
I was in the first!
What was that?
Dude, I was in the first.
I was just trying to get there.
That's crazy.
Go ahead.
So winnable.
So winnable.
So winnable.
Yes, yes.
You're so good.
Nice.
Okay, I'm on it.
I'm on it.
We're good.
Flicking it.
We ain't worried about that.
We're good.
Yep, yep, yep.
I'm going to try to like pressure you on a can.
Oh no.
Oh no.
Don't hit it.
Be there for me, Jason.
I'm there.
I'm always there.
I got you.
I'm always there.
I'm always there.
I got you.
I'm always there.
I'm always there.
I'm always there.
Dude, you can actually get up there, that's incredible.
That's Wall-ing? Hold on.
Be touched!
That's the goal! Come on, baby!
Right up there, yeah!
But...
What?!
Okay, Spider-Boy has infinite moves, dude.
The heck is that?
I think so.
Bro, I thought we scored. I was like, ready to celebrate, man.
I will stood up.
Okay, okay, I can't...
He's going over the middle to you. Over the middle.
I had to go get both. I care. I went right to the top. I'm terrible. I'm gonna take this back loose. You
That's gonna bounce it's too far from the score. Can't score that. Oh my god
He did it. We can't lose to an around. So we're locked in. We're good. Don't do not worry. We're good
We're good, Jason. Don't worry. I could see your vibe for getting down a little bit. Don't worry. I'm going
They're not down. They're not down. I'm literally having the time in my life. I'm just 11 hours in summer zombie
Yeah, this is so far you're okay. Be touch
Don't you worry, I'm on that
Let's go
Nice
Let's go when we keep the pressure they're gonna make those mistakes that sucks good pressure
They're gonna make those mistakes look at that. Oh, go
Come on.
I'm behind you.
If we went back to back to back and I get back to, that would be Sin number.
I'm looking at this.
No he got there. Wow.
This dude's a monster dude. Wow, he's so good.
That's just unfortunate. That's just unfortunate. It's fine though.
Chet, isn't it funny how I can instantly say, I'm like dude, say when it's good, when it was 0-0.
Fast forward a minute, he has three goals.
I'm telling you, bro, I can just instantly tell what someone is snasting.
Here's a hatch right here.
It's getting.
Wow.
It's getting.
I said it when it was zero, zero, by the way, I'm back.
I don't know.
It's just you.
Good case. Can you hear me?
I'm back. Can you hear me?
Did you just log out? Oh, no.
Jason, can you hear me?
Yes, I can hear you.
Are you good?
Oh, no. Oh, no.
good what just happened are you good case the game called yet the game just
closed itself on my mama okay this will be the greatest comeback of all time
hey d-dalsons yo he can speak for case before i was suspicious i'm not on a
pressure say one oh nine is people he's done it twice now check he's beat
We're good though. We're good. Let's come back right here
I'm horrible. I'm awful lady
My early hope is gonna be this
Dude, I can't believe that that happened brah
Locked in bro. Man.
Good touch. I'm on that. I'm on that. That's it. That's it.
Let him be there. Let him be there. There you go. Oh my god.
Alright, I actually, I need to go back. Oh my god. I can't even score open.
It's not your kid, bro.
Like some?
Okay, wait a minute.
Maybe I just need a cup of coffee, man!
Maybe I need a cup of coffee!
Case, come on, I'm peeking.
I'm peeking.
You're just insane.
You finessed him so bad, oh my goodness.
Dude, K-So, if you see Say When-
Okay, watch it.
These speed clips.
Watch, watch.
Look at that.
That's the fastest flip of the game.
Oh my god, you're him.
What's that beautiful beautiful
Bro, he's a smirk with five bullets
Oh, I know you tell brothers for being do one more. We can't go out like this for a bit one more
Okay, one more one more. I won't last month for real come on. I don't want to go out. I don't want to go out that bad
Man, it's like we saw this go high the problem is I started sweating. I started wet
I'm hot don't even beat yourself up this guy's smirking like I swear to you. He's working. I promise
Not at you it sucks
One more no matter what one more forget
Chat I think I'm battle. Yeah. Yeah. We lost. Oh my god. I hear off. Okay, so you can check I literally chat. Yeah
Yeah. I'm literally like, I
instantly joined the game. I
saw him speak flip and I'm like,
yeah, and then fast forward. He
has six goals. Barra. Yeah,
definitely. I said better in the
suit. All right, we host a
Rocket League. Oh, what is
that? In all my they both,
you know, that was that was
of communication on their part. They both assumed the other one was going for it and the other one
went for they both went for the boost. Another time he got back it was too late. I've never
in my life seen that. That's incredible. I'll take the goal. I'm not complaining. Way to be there.
Love either there. I know. That's fine. I'm gonna let that just die. You might be the best.
I'm on it. I'm on it. Don't worry. Don't worry. Can you hear me? Yeah, I can. Can you hear me?
I
Wow, that's a weird bound. Okay, I bumped up. Oh
Yeah, good shot
Who much home some hurt them didn't them through cheese burrito Taco Bell got my thumb in her
I'm on that
What if he there?
Come on that you don't feel best field
bro I'm just a not a good position
let me stop let me stop the reality good
touch bro let me snap back you you you
all good all good we still have a
winning record so I'm not even tripping
yeah I think we're seven and four I'm
on that now how did I miss that I'm
terrible wait I'm him let me say I'm
bro breezes AFK breezes AFK nice talk yeah bro I mean I cannot believe that
you're getting up there like that and you wall I gotta be there I gotta be there
I'm sorry I can't believe you're flying around like that
Do you still see me back here in the DSD?
This guy's still there, okay. Wow.
Okay, we need to lock it.
We still need to score. We need to lock it.
This guy's...
Okay, now it's nice.
There it is.
Oh my God!
Oh my God! Okay, we need to score.
We need to score.
Is he still there? Yeah, he's still there.
Okay.
Now, we really need to score.
Chad's lane, y'all.
He lost first.
We lost our chance.
Oh my God, he's back.
I'm walling it, walling it.
I'm coming back.
Dude, you're actually there.
I mean, okay.
I'm on this.
Nice.
I'm on that.
I pinched it, pinched it.
Like that.
Good touch.
Okay.
Nice touch, Jace.
Such a nice touch.
Okay, I'm coming back.
I'm coming back.
Get back, get back, get back.
I'm coming back.
I got that off.
Bro, you missed the demo.
I think that would be easy.
I'm there. I'm sorry. Way to be there. Way to be there.
What's up? Okay, so that's a goal, my brother.
Way to go, you what? Okay, over to you. I pitched it, I pitched
I'm about to hit him with a quaint aerionola here.
Dude, finally, finally, Kingsman with the raid.
Kingsman, thank you for the raid, my brother.
Love you, Kingsman.
Appreciate you.
WK, good to be in the chat.
I'm gonna go follow Kingsman.
Thank you, thank you, thank you.
All right, Kase, let's go.
Let's go.
I got it.
What?
Great touch!
Love that!
I'm so sorry, I'm going to get first.
You're good, you're good.
Two zero, bro.
These guys can't see.
Oh, that's my nest, man.
Oh my god, I missed.
No one.
I'm going to take that back, please.
Oh my god, I'm terrible.
Oh lord, I'm getting bumped around like a pinball and a pinball, but dang it.
I bumped you again.
Oh my god.
Oh my lord!
I'm so sorry, I'm so sorry.
You're good.
We're up.
We're up.
You're good.
I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry you're good. We're up. We're up. You're good
Kings almost blame our rivals bro Kingsman I I want to play but bro that game looks so overwhelming dude
I feel like I'm just gonna be asked oh
No, eriola
I'm coming. I'm coming. I'm on that. You're on that. We're on that room. What's the big
boy here? Okay. He's in an awkward spot. You're actually discussing. You're insane. You're
insane. Okay. So you're that wasn't that was disgusting. Not a lot out of been great.
And that would have actually been great. Bro. If you would have scored that, like
I would have probably, I don't even know. Maybe I'd have got put naked. I was gonna
say I might have just took my pants off. They'd have been seeing some areolas for real because I
had got butt naked. Dude, I thought I hit that. That's incredible. That would have been crazy. I got it.
You got.
What was case peak, right? Uh, champ, champ. Like, uh, years ago though.
All right. Buddha.
Nice. Oh my. Case, I'm on that. Oh my god. I had a flashback from the old game.
You for a second!
NOT TODAY!
Nice, nice, nice, nice.
NICE!
Okay.
I'm gonna fall back 20 seconds at all the time.
Two goals.
SIDE!
Oh no.
Oh no.
I'm awful.
Yo, I'm awful!
They took, they took.
AHHHHH!
What a touch.
Alright, you're so, like, case-o?
I can tell you're completely warm now.
Yeah, let's go. We didn't even allow another one. That's beautiful. We go with the we lose
Okay, go until we lose chat. All right. Okay. I said one more two games. Okay. We're going to lose
Can't I know the way can I know the way?
Yeah, I went to 100%
Yeah, that's true
I know dude, we gotta play again when I'm not like a zombie dude.
I'm so bad.
I'm playing like that.
Bro, there's also so much stuff you can do Kase, like you can do tournaments, 2v2 tournaments,
3v3 tournaments, like yeah, there's so much stuff.
100%.
That's you, that's you.
Yup, on it.
Let's get a flick.
Oh.
I'm back.
I'm back.
I'm back.
I'm back.
I'ma go Nat, you go ball.
Yes, sir.
Okay, this guy stopped bumping me.
Alright, rule one, rule one.
Wait, is it rule one?
Are you really?
Nah, he's just being a freak, dude.
I don't know what he's doing.
But I'm scoring.
Oh, gosh.
You're on my goodness!
Oh, I love how you're going, man.
I need the confidence that's there.
I've seen it, dude.
Oh, man.
you're actually so loud all right all right all good i'm gonna come back as i have no boobs
dude you are flying to the sky yes sir i'm going back i'm going back i saw you i got clicked wow you're
good you're good i touched oh no that's big i think that's in there now stop that's gonna
drop that's a beautiful that's a beautiful thing though now it is buddy let's go i'm not
I'm stealing it from you. I cannot think no. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. That's a beautiful hit the way to beat it
Look at that. I don't know. Thank you for not stealing it. Thank you. Thank you. Yes, sir
Come on. All right chat. We can't end until we go locked
You move I got that's you. That's you. Yep. Beautiful. Oh my goodness. You just straight up beat him to it
I'm just gonna answer this most day because why not? Why not? Yeah, go ahead
You're what 12 hours deep?
Displocated. Let everything be in stream.
Sir, yes sir!
Oh my god, I'm never doing that again.
Areola.
Over the middle?
What?
Okay.
Isn't the areola like a rope or something?
Or am I tweaking?
Knock, uh...
Chad, what is areola?
Is it ricola?
Ricola...
Plectum?
Wait, he be there. He's in there. That's a goal. That was a good goal. Wow. Oh my goodness.
Wow. Oh my God. That's what it is. Did you look it up? The chat's spaming it. Oh, okay.
Come on. I could have been there if I was back. We're good. I beat him to it. I'm
I'm just gonna be he stole my boot. She's gonna. I just sold. Oh, no. I'm on it. No, you didn't you're good
You you you that's just a god thing. He missed
Counterattack counterattack Barca counter
That's in the night. That's beautiful. He's gonna save it. Wow. Oh
No, oh
Nice
They clear Jaxie.
Yep, I'm coming back. I don't know who this is.
Wait a minute.
Oh no. I'm here. I gotta flip this.
Bye, dude.
You go back, Jaxie. I'm gonna annoy them.
Yep, go ahead.
He clicks me. Wow.
I'll get that. They can't score.
We're good.
Yep, yep. I'm so locked.
Can't end on the way. Can't end on the way.
That goes forever again.
Go for it.
Beautiful.
Flipped it.
Good touch.
Okay.
I'm going to...
I don't know.
We're going to play here.
No, I got play.
Okay, so watch out.
They're right on you.
Two of them.
What a switch.
You're nasty.
You're gross.
You're going to bump them.
We're good.
Let's go on this side.
Oh my God.
Open shot.
Oh my God.
He got there.
Wow.
Oh my god, open shot.
Oh my god.
He got there.
Wow.
I'm over the middle if you want it.
Wait, I'm going to pass this.
Yeah, mommy, bro.
Bro's a goober.
Hold up.
Let's go, Genki.
Fall.
I almost lost him.
Okay.
I got to get back.
I got to get back.
Nice bump case.
Good game sense.
Hi, demo.
Good.
He said, okay, he's so salty.
He said, OK, he's so salty.
OK, I'm going back.
Here he is.
Oh, my God.
Now that is a shock.
That's just unfortunate.
I turned around and I immediately knew it was over.
I had no boost.
If I would have had some boost there,
I could have flew in and stayed in.
Yeah, if I had boost, I can guarantee you
that I would have.
We're good.
We're only down one.
Let's go, that's you.
Mr. Clean, hilarious, bro.
Hilarious
I'm on that that's in the net wait but now it's a touching see nice dude
No, I'm sorry
Wow it was so awkward I was never the closest
Bumped him
Wait, I bumped him and it ended up
Okay, he's lit me. I'm a sellout man. You're fine. Watch this
I was like you're good. Oh, I was not intended to do that
You're good. We're not even we got a minute. Let's go. It's not over yet. Okay, I'm gonna I'm gonna get it
You
We got a minute lock it dude, okay same strap on the next you call same strap. Yep
A chat I absolutely love that strap. I love it so much. All right case you're shot. You're shot. I'm gonna dead if we
Yeah, I don't know I have a tingling sensation that everyone is sniping because they're all in chat just harassing
Nice dude that's a good touch stay with it
All right we need a goal and we need it now wait he's okay he's insane
He missed it
He missed
Oh my god
Go Dixie go
I'm going
Okay so over the middle I'm here I'm here
Looped him
No we gotta we gotta get the
I'm on that back. Oh, we have 12 seconds to be great for the time I think wait
the song is up. What's that? Okay, so finish it finish it. Okay, come on.
I like it. Gigi's. Oh my god. That was fun. No man. I mean, Mr. Clean. It's like
I know he's in the street
Yeah, Mr. Clean
Bro, that was fun. No, we're gonna have to play it. We got to play again
We don't like it. So I'll be dude. Yeah, I'll just text you dude. All right. Yeah, all right case
Yes, we're gonna get better bro, we're gonna get better
Wait case you cut out you cut out percent. All right, bro. Have a good night man. All right case. Peace out
Oh, I say yeah. Yeah, have a good time. Good night
We had a winning record, I think we were like seven and five
Not bad broke chat. Let me actually rant for a second dude when I play in the morning
I'm telling you it's like it's like they're playing without thumbs literally every game
Bro, when I play in the morning, I play with my brother. Shout out to my brother. He's silver.
We have a winning record every morning we play and we're in plaque because it goes off
the highest math thing. I play with my brother who's silver. We win a majority of our games.
Then gets to the nighttime. All the demons come out. I don't know. But I'm off chat.
That was one of the greatest streams we've ever did.
We got second place in the tournament chat.
I'm not doing a sleep stream.
I'm about to go, I'm about, you know what I'm about to do?
I'm about to go watch Attack on Titan
and then sleep for 10 hours.
Everybody go rave queso, that's what we're gonna do.
Cause he's gonna be off for another like hour.
Everybody go rave queso, all right?
Chat have a beautiful, wonderful fan tab this night.
I love y'all and I'll see you guys tomorrow.
Peace out, love y'all.
Please stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop.
I'm gonna end our toolkit.
Chad, go showcase your love.
Drop a follow if you're not already.
Love y'all.