Jynxzi
[413/730] ⭐️ YOU vs RANK You Deserve -> 2v2 TOURNEY @ 6PM ET -> 3v3 TOURNEY @ 8PM ET ⭐️
02-17-2026 · 8h 44m
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Jack four in the chat of your horny y'all four in the chat if you're horny
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You don't even know what that means loves you with the ten gets it W loves you in the
We need this Kent Carson back dude bro Kent Carson actually ran to 2024
I'm sure and I just feel it like she no longer a bitch
No, it's 24 kind of bro. It's what it's way before kind of was a sleeper me was like sleeper music year, dude
It really was all right last all
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I'll do what's up. Egg, you look like an egg. You're so cute. You're so cute. Thank you, bro.
Legitimate. Hey, no, pause the song. Thank you, dude. Bro, you don't understand, though.
For you to say you're so cute, bro, I get one of those. Yo, let me explain. I get one of those
for every 1,000 of chopped welcome to earth. You look like shit. So, bro, thank you, bro.
Thank you for saying I look cute bro, thank you man.
Now this song right here, I don't want to make a crazy statement, so like I'm gonna keep this as logical as I can.
I think this is a top three rap song ever created.
Legit, like legitimately bro.
Bro, I think every human being that's on the planet knows every lyric to love Sosa.
Mohammed, what is up, Scott? What is up?
Hosan, what is up?
Van, what is up?
Potato, take a picture of one.
Bye.
I know he's a pro, but there he's a roa, but I know I got bad blood, and it's him I'm bad for,
Disrespect them old boys, you want to be the game boy
Don't play that I'm bad boy, no we don't use that as blood
No, don't do friends, boy, we like that's all I'll ever want
I get lots of covers, I don't fuck your mama
I ain't got the trauma, you get me
Alright, now I'm ready to go, see now!
Fuck, fuck!
Now I'm ready to go, bruh
Thank you Chief Sosa, thank you Chief Sosa
Hey, these things are gonna evolve, why are they gonna evolve?
Jack, how's your day going to the schedule one at a time?
In a schedule one to ten, how's your guys day going, dude?
You look magnificent. Thank you.
Dumbass, you are muted. I'm not muted.
Looking capital scrumptious today, baby. Thank you, bro.
Are you on drugs?
Brother, does it look like I'm on drugs, dude?
Hey, Jinxy, be quiet. My grandma is trying to sleep.
M&A, that's fantabulous.
You can turn down the stream volume and you might want to do it right now.
C.A.R.R.I.D. what the 50 gift ad?
I gave you a precursor.
I gave you a warning.
Hey, Jinxy, you look like my grandpa's balls.
What happened?
So you're telling me you've looked at your grandpa's balls before?
You might want to report him to local authorities and law enforcement.
Kyle, they're going to serve one.
You ugly hospital.
He's escaped again.
Guys, I think some Ag 8 Jinxie.
Can you keep the face camera off until the eyebrows are back?
You know, muffin man, you're not even the first guy to say this.
But the crazy part is, muffin man, you're a nine month subscriber.
Jinxie, can you keep the face camera off until the eyebrows are up?
Muffin, muffin.
That's literally going to take four months, buddy.
You definitely look like a druggy.
Appreciate that, Kevin.
Kevin again two-year-son guys. I expect the OGs to be positive. I expect the OGs to be positive
bro. Where did your hair go? Clearly you missed the lure. Clearly you missed the lure bro. There's
been a lot of shit that has happened this week. It's been a bad week bro. It's been a terrible week.
It's been a terrible week bro. As a fellow tarpon springer, can you shut the fuck up? Uh Zach,
I'm not a tarpon springer. Jinx see more like jizzle. You look like Judge Holden. I don't know who that is
Arjan, I don't know who Judge Holden is, bro. You look like the bolder. Jinx, you are so handsome
Thank you, man
Thank you. Can we give Balan like mod or something?
Balan, I see you, bro. Legitimately. Seek us. Look positive message
negative message, negative message, this guy said my middle name, this guy said shut your
bitch's ass up, this guy said how can they be positive if you look like that?
You look like Uncle Fester.
But you, Bowie, you were the one that stood alone.
Love, you appreciated Daddy Phil.
You look like a skin walker.
Hey, Fatty.
Okay.
Guys, there's better ways to greet somebody than hey, Fatty.
You look like my Nans tits.
So yeah, yet again, if you've actually seen your Nans tits before, you probably are a
really weird, terrible person.
I mean, were you like spying on your Nans?
What are you saying?
Jinksy, did you escape from the nursing home again?
Muhammad, that's not funny, Gawd.
I would let you know I'm vigorously kissing your webcam on my monitor.
Cool.
Remove controller eater 56 from the channel. Jack if you guys are gonna tell me that you're kissing
My face in your monitors, that's gonna make me uncomfortable. I'm not gonna be able to see bro
I'm not gonna be able to see your handsome. You've discussed me appreciate that Nassir much love
You discussed me. Are you fucking kidding me?
Place them are six, bro. We're gonna be on our six today
We got Ubers, but thank you deserve today. We got a tour of it. We got a rocket league tour of that six rocket league tour
about eight
Gonna be a big day. We're gonna hit platinum once open sports cars. You're looking cute right now. Not gonna lie. Thank you
Holy Vinnie go
Vinnie scored a banger today. Did he actually I?
Have just finished. Thank you, Jinxie
What are you doing a glow-up stream with Marvin so good question we were gonna do that soon, but now with
With the current state of my haircut, yeah, we're going to have to postpone it.
We're going to have to proudly postpone it like seven months, and we wait until I get
long hair.
I mean, you're talking nine months.
So in nine months, I'm close.
I'm close, open it wide.
All right.
That right there is going to be a seven day timeout on Gabriel.
I'm close, open it wide.
Okay, you know what, 12 hours.
I'm in gay bro, are you fucking serious bro?
Any tips for rank, just starting out.
Are you talking about siege?
Look bro, the cold, brutal, vicious reality
of Rainbow Six Siege Rank is the only way,
the only way to enlightenment in Rainbow Six Siege
is you have to basically get passed around like a blunt
for about 100 hours and then you'll start to know what you're doing. So the first 100 hours of
siege are going to be the worst 100 hours of your entire gaming career and that's when 90%
of people quit siege. If you make it past the first 100 hours of siege you'll probably end up being
addicted to the game which is also probably a bad thing because then you'll end up having
crimp and depression either way. So what I would say to you unbiasedly is, hi Vaz. Hi Vaz.
Let's make today a peaceful day, dude. Let's make today a peaceful day.
Hi-Vice, there's no, okay. Are you shaking my head or something?
Hi-Vice, see, I have no enemies, okay?
Hi-Vice, I'm in a peace journey.
2026, chat, the days of me getting mad at Hi-Vice are long gone.
The days of me getting mad at the chat are long gone.
All right, it's never gonna happen again. I'm done. I'm gonna beat you. I'm enlightened dude. I
Love you Jinxie. Thank you. Have us
suit a bit chat peace
Peace is what makes the world go dude. Have us. I have no enemies, bro
Windows the stream at okay
Whoo, I'm trying really trying here HEPTA HEPTA HEPTA
When does the stream end? I don't know, bro. I haven't really planned that out that far ahead, but if you're sitting here begging for the stream to end, you could probably just leave.
You could leave, bro. No one's forcing you to be here. Okay. You are Lex Luthor. I like your haircut. Thank you, bro.
Why is it live? What do you mean? Why is it live? Love the new look. Thank you, sir. Love from Germany. Thank you, sir.
Jinxie, you're so handsome, let me slip it in you.
It's deadlock time.
It's deadlock time.
I'm a man of my word.
I'm honoring my commitment.
We are getting on geometry dash.
Every day at the beginning of every stream and we're not allowed to leave until we get the new best
We're gonna keep on doing this until the level is completely complete. All right
I'm going to practice more of the shit part right there.
Chad, you know the part with like the um...
What?
What?
This is the part I need to practice, right here, right here, right here, hold on.
The wave, poor shit.
This is such a bad way to start your day, man.
This is it, this is it, this is it, okay.
So it's up.
Okay, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
Oh, my God.
What?!
See, that would have been a new best right there.
Hello!
Oh my god, I almost had it.
Wait, you just go wherever the faces are.
That's it.
That's it.
That's it.
Now let's just do it.
Now let's just do it.
Now let's just do it.
You just go wherever the faces are.
You just go wherever the base is on. It's like a good old obstacle of Lucian.
You basically just go wherever the danger is.
Because the danger is always moving.
I'm so my fan.
That was it! Oh my god! That was it!
Lock it, chat lock it. Bro!
I'm starting to feel optimistic about deadlock because I'm actually getting consistent on the first wave portion.
This is what happens when you play every day in realm, even if it's for 20 minutes.
Tits on the stick. Even though I'm consistent on that first wave portion, it's still so
difficult.
Oh my god.
Go right there.
Right, I have a feeling.
We're gonna gain like 2% twice a ton.
Bro, I gotta go up, I'm going to fucking low on that, you really gotta go up there.
Holy fuck, man.
I
What the f**k is this?
I have so many reps on that weight portion, it's actually just that hard.
Normally in Jumpsuit Ash, when I do a certain part of a level a bunch of times, I like master it.
That's how I punch that one.
I would hit the 20% like every time.
Oh my god!
That is an 8% gain right there!
Bro, I just went from 18% to 26%!
Guys, that's all it is.
Okay.
Analysis on Deadlock, 26%.
The first wave portion, Jixie gave me herpes.
Okay.
Refresh the chat.
I think my chat's frozen.
Did my stream crash?
Chat?
Did my stream crash?
What's happening?
What happened to my stream?
We're back, ladies and gentlemen, here's my analysis on deadlocked thus far.
Okay, we just got 26 percent, 26 percent of the deadlocked.
The intro is really fucking easy.
It's kind of like the clump snap intro.
The wave portion is so hard, even though the first wave portion, even though I've done
it so many times, I still fail majority of the times. But after the wave portion, you
get to the shit part where the smiley faces, that part, all you have to do is just go where
the obstacle is because the obstacle is always moving. So if you try to avoid the obstacle,
you'll die, but if you go where the obstacle is, you'll make it birth. Then it actually
It gets easier from 20% to like 20 sit,
you just orb capping that now I'm on the UFO part,
which also I'm not gonna lie.
I remember in practice mode,
the UFO part of deadlocked was unbiasedly easier
than the first wave portion.
But I think the first wave portion is like,
is that the hardest part of the level?
Yeah, what's the hardest part of deadlocked?
What's the hardest part?
What's the hardest, like, percentage or choke point?
What is it?
What is it?
What is it?
I feel like it's the first-weight portion.
70 to 90?
70 to 90.
You should be familiar with UFOs.
Shut the fuck up!
Does the stream end soon?
I'm bored.
If you're bored, just leave!
Alfie, I'm not ending the stream because just you're bored.
I want you in my room. Is anyone even responding to what I'm saying?
80% ship.
Alright, let's watch a video on it and let's just be unbiased.
I'm going to be completely unbiased if anything looks harder than the first ship portion.
This is all, like this is all just easy. This reminds me of the intro of Clubstep.
Now this is all right in here.
In my opinion, this is the hardest part of the level.
But let's see if there's anything that's harder, maybe.
Yeah, on this portion, you just go wherever the obstacle is.
Oh, he got like a key.
Okay, I got through this first try, which is insane.
UFO, okay, that flips upside down. This looks hard, but it still looks easier than the first
main portion. That kind of just looks like memory, the UFO part. That looks easy. I'm happy about that.
Okay, this also, I'm not gonna lie, this also looks easy.
Okay, now this looks a little bit harder.
That's a small ball that's fast paced.
This part looks pretty chill.
This looks pretty chill too.
Okay this part looks hard.
I mean, I don't know.
I would argue that this is just memory, this part here.
I would argue this is just memory.
I did forget about this.
Okay, this is probably the hardest part in the level.
Wow.
A dual wave portion?
This looks like it's just memory.
I never really cared about memory portions in this game, I just feel like if you play
enough you're good.
Yeah, I mean, okay, unbiasedly.
The hardest part of the level is probably that dual wave portion and then the second
artist part of the level is probably the first wave portion. A lot of it is just UFO, memory shit.
I feel confident now I probably will get stuck on that dual wave mode for like a week or two.
I think we could actually beat this level by February 17th. I think by the end of February I
I can beat this level all bullshit aside like I think by literally the end of
February I could beat this level dead ass like I feel pretty confident
tell me y'all think what do y'all think
y'all think I can beat it in two weeks if I play every day y'all think I can
beat it in two weeks dead ass if I play every day bro I got through the hardest
the second hardest part. End of March, maybe. I don't know, but the day we beat it, it's going to be
set up. But chat, it's time for youverse to make you deserve. Guys, if you want to participate,
all right, Hive Eyes is going to get a little bit of a notepad going.
I'm also just talking from chat. Chat, youverse to make you deserve, the rules are simple.
Send in your gamer chat, send in your console, send in your KD,
And you have a chance of getting in the chance are slim, but you know
Look at it like this someone's got to get in someone's got to fucking get in
It's not gonna be zero people in but check type in y'all scammer tag type in y'all rank type in y'all skd
Oh my god, I wasn't allowed on YouTube. I forgot to go down when I got him bedlocked but check guys type in your gamer tags
All right, man type in your gamer tags to be out of me
We ought to be
Let's go.
Let's go.
Let's do this, let's do this, let's do this, let's do this, let's do this, let's do this.
You burst the rank you deserve, type in your gamertag, type in your rank, type in your
KAD, type in your console, let's get it, let's go.
Jack, send me your full fucking profile.
Like first name, last name, I'm kidding.
Penisize, kidding, as long as the rank's in plus.
Ladies and gentlemen, let's do it.
Whoa, shop, shop.
Macy J got an MVP bundle?
Holy dessert, holy dessert.
Dude, I remember watching Macy videos.
I still do watch sometimes, but I remember watching it
by IRLs like fucking 10 years ago,
like before I was even into the game.
Deserve, bro.
Bros been making content on Siege
for a fucking decade, bro.
Is there any new skin stuff?
See, the thing is, here's the thing, I would buy this, but I'm not a fucking chud.
I would buy this, but I'm not a fucking chud.
A black beard bundle, are you kidding me?
Yes you are, chicken tendies, shut the fuck up!
Shut up.
All right, let's get some people to do.
You're the biggest, shut it, I know.
Squirtle, listen to me buddy.
Squirtle, if somebody,
Squirtle, if we find a diamond Squirtle,
who thinks they deserve champ, I'm gonna call you up.
Chat, we could see a Squirtle appear instead of I.
Squirtle, if I find that egotistical diamond,
I'm gonna call you up.
All right, Squirtle, chat, we could see a Squirtle appearance.
I'm not gonna guarantee it, but we could see a Squirtle appearance.
Squirtle, I need you to fucking humble that, buddy.
All right, chat, let's start off with a diamond.
You know what, let's start off with a diamond.
Squirtle, let's break you in.
Who is diamond in this chat?
And chat, I mean diamond?
Listen, listen, listen.
I don't mean diamond and you suck.
I mean, if you're a diamond, and you legitimately think in your heart and soul that you deserve champion, speak now or forever, hold your peace.
If you're a diamond player, and you legitimately think you deserve champ, if you didn't have terrible fucking teammates, type now.
Who is ready to go to the next level?
Because I'll say this stuff.
If you can beat Squirtle, if you can beat Squirtle, bro,
you deserve champ, without a doubt.
Squirtle is a 1v1 Demogorgon.
All right, Rhino phase 45 said I'm a diamond.
Rhino, talk to me nicely.
Don't talk to me.
Spicy bean, thank you for the prime, baby.
Seth, thank you for the tier one.
Easy laser, thank you so much.
Right now what is good my brother?
Yeah, what's good?
So, first off right now.
That's the most gamer score I've ever seen in my fucking life.
Brother, do you just play every game on Xbox?
Um, yeah I like to, you know, get achievements in all the games and stuff.
Yeah, but bro, 180,000 is like a world record I think.
Yeah, no, I've seen like, people have like over a million.
Wait
Yo, it says you were last seen on GTA 6 a hundred and eighty days ago
How the fuck did you do that? I've never been seen this. How did you do this?
You know just just played it I played it a little bit ago, you know
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
You played Kraken after AutoSix.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Are you a developer?
No, no, no.
I just, you know,
I just played it, man, it was easy.
No, no, like,
Bro, Bro, I gotta report you to, like, the CIA or something.
How did you play?
I don't know.
I don't know.
How did you play...
Rhino, can you tell me any details of how you did this?
I mean, I just downloaded it and then played it.
I understand. But Rhino, the game's not out!
How did you do it? Bro, you're not like...
Rhino, you're like...
You're not like saying the information!
How did you play?
So I downloaded it and then just like click a and then it opens up
Bro, who do you work for dude like what are you? What's your angle here? Are you in the FBI?
No, I'm not in the FBI, bro. I
Just you know I
Play Xbox
Okay, my chat is saying it's literally illegal to play GTA 6
Well, maybe for them, I don't know.
Yo, I don't... I've never been kerfafored before. I'm kerfafored, I know.
I've never even seen this, bro.
Right up, can I like, um...
Can you like, let me play or something?
Well, I can't play anymore. It was just like, uh, earlier a thing.
I haven't played it a while.
So you can't play GTA 6 anymore?
Yeah, not until it's out, probably.
Wait, Brighto, you're not even fucking Diamond, you liar!
You're ever-
I should be Diamond though.
You know what, Brighto? I'm gonna add you, bro.
Can I talk to you like, off-stream dude?
Yeah, for sure.
Alright, bro. I'll see you, bro.
Alright, bro.
How the fuck
Bro, how the fuck did he play GTA 6 180 days ago six months ago
Six months ago
Gatekeeping chat, I don't know what I do it
He's a tester beta tester
Bro, I'm on Xbox every day like an absolute chud muffin and I've never seen that.
Did junk go with the Five Gifted?
I've never seen that.
Alright, we need a diamond.
I got sidetracked.
That was fucking aura though.
I'm not gonna lie, that was fucking aura.
We need a diamond.
I need a confident ass fucking egotistical fucking diamond.
I'm Diamond, I will shit on him. Abad Flores.
This guy literally said I will shit on him.
See, this is the energy I like to see.
Flores, I got you.
Flora Zagacchi.
Flora Zagacchi.
Jinxy, can you revive RedTube?
Mod's permanently banned Monkey Underscore Squads 69 from the channel.
I don't ever want to see him in the chat again.
I'm not reviving RedTube, bro.
Please get your fucking life together.
Beida de devaluo, damn de devaluo.
Hey Jinxy, I haven't laughed all stream.
who said this? Thanks for the update, bro. Who said it? I'm scrolling up. CJ4Real. I haven't
laughed all stream dot dot dot. Thanks for the update CJ. You know what CJ? You let me know
when it's acceptable to laugh. Let me know CJ. Give me update. You fucking psycho. Hi guys,
Why are you retweeting it? Why, why are you retweeting it?
We need a diamond, bro. We need a diamond.
We need a fucking diamond. We need a legitimate real diamond.
We need a diamond that's confident as fuck.
Jinxy, you are a baby, okay?
I'm diamond and I deserve champ.
Where are the diamonds at, bro?
Do you even love me anymore? What's up Ryan?
Ah yes bro, I love you bro.
Cry and cut diamond.
Scuffy wuffy.
Scuffy join up.
Scuffy join up.
You don't matter.
Thanks bro, I appreciate that man.
Scuffy everybody here.
Hey, how about Frank, check this guy?
God, Jinxie, why are you so ugly?
I don't know, bro.
Can't you have sex with me?
No, for the 900th time.
Oh, scoffee wuffy, you're gold.
Yo, scoffee.
Yo, Jinxie.
So scoffee, we said we're looking for a diamond
and then you type scoffee wuffy.
Yeah, I'm diamond, I'm diamond two and twos.
Scottie.
Hello. Scottie, we're, we're doing the U-verse ranking deserve on R6.
Not rocket.
Oh my god how do I get rid of this fucking thing god that thing's annoying as fuck cursed
Diamond 1.1
Highlights get rid of that damn thing!
Chat we needed diamond!
We needed diamond, we needed diamond.
I'm diamond, Jinxy, 1.3. Lucky, that's great. You never said you're gamertagged!
ZALIA MACKY, Diamond 2. Get rid of the golf ball, bottom left.
Kevin Heimer, bro. I swear I'm Diamond there.
Kevin Heimer? Kevin, join me!
I've never seen a Diamond with their full name as their pro-bottom pitcher, or as their dame of
Last scene, 158 days ago on 2K26.
Oh, he's peaked at MRL5.
Kevin, am I a joke to you, Kevin?
Legitimately, am I a joke to you?
Hey, Jinxy, I have a 1.2KD.
I'm silver, but I deserve champ slash diamond.
Easy.
If you're silver and you legitimately think you deserve champ or diamond,
pass me whatever weed you're smoking, bro.
Please, God, pass me whatever fucking weed you're smoking!
Is that a single silver on this squirtle?
Squirtle, SHUT UP!
Oh my God, we got a guy. We finally got a diamond.
Swaggy? SKG. Squirtle, it's almost fine.
Swaggy joined up.
I might be mistaken, but I'm pretty sure this guy's screenshot of him killing me on my alternate account.
Alright!
Who the F, Matt, Lord, Volta, Lordstreet. Appreciate that, man. Yo, Swaggy.
Swaggy.
Yo, what up, yo, yo.
Oh, Kevin, thanks for blessing us with your presence, Kevin.
Yo, what up, man.
Kevin, you said you were Diamond, right?
No, those are Diamond, right?
I'm ready for Diamond 1B1.
Yeah, I'm ready for the 1B1.
You are on the road!
Get him out.
Get him out of here.
Jack, get him out.
Swaggy, what's up, bro?
What's good, bro?
So Swaggy, tell me about your journey and yourself as a R6 player.
Why do you think you deserve champ, bro?
Honestly, let's see.
Right now, I'm going to be honest, this is my first season in Diamond.
But the last like four seasons I've soloqueued Emerald and that's why I haven't been, I mean,
you know what I'm saying, this team itself.
So do you think if you had a better team, you would be champion?
Yeah, if I had a 5-star, I would be 100%.
Perfect.
I got a champion for you to 1v1 and here's what I'll tell you Swaggy.
If you can beat this kid, Swaggy, I'm going to let you know this kid is very toxic.
This kid is very mentally unstable.
He's gonna try to get in your head as much as possible.
Swaggy, do not let this little twerp get in your head.
Swaggy, if you compete this guy,
if you can beat him in a 1v1,
I will pick you up in my main five stack
on the new season of our set, and we'll get you to check.
If you can beat this guy, Mark's third, all right?
Okay, but if you can beat this kid right here, good luck.
He's joining right now.
Remember, like I said, he's mentally ill.
He's mentally unstable, okay?
Okay, okay, okay.
Okay, okay.
Yo, Squirtle.
Diamond thinks he can beat me.
Yep, Squirtle, all right, all right.
So, Squirtle, Squirtle, how do you feel right now
about Swabby basically saying,
if he had a five stack Q and be changed,
how do you feel?
How do you feel, Squirtle?
It's your luck, but if you can't hit a champ,
bro, just quit the game.
You are awful at the game.
I'm gonna be real with you, bro.
Appreciate it, dog.
Okay, so, uh, Sporto, why do you think he's awful if you've never seen him play scene before?
Because he's not Jail! Yo, you could be champ and you can still be awful at the game, so if you can't even hit champ, you're even more awful.
But Sporto, I'm pretty sure champion is like the top, uh, 0.5% of the game.
But there's levels to the game, there's levels to champs and then me.
Ha ha, there's levels to this game, but you can't even beat me.
Sort of explain explain what you're saying again, like how those levels what does that even mean?
so like so let's explain in these terms so
Emerald is about a guy named Jinxie and then a diamond is this guy and then there's like
You know, let's put Richie at the bottom of the Barrow champs and then there's me like at Stompens level
You know, okay, that's player in the world
Okay, let's pipe down a little breath when it comes to stuff like this. I'm unstoppable
So what is the percentage chance of you losing to swaggy right now?
Squirtle legitimate
If I lose to this guy, it's up to four
Video game first of all again in my life
First of five, so no, you don't run you don't run this squirtle
You run it! You run this you little s***!
Let me just...
Let me just...
...being a good little content boy, flip farming with you.
Let me say this...
Swaggy! Do you hear me Swaggy?
Yup, boy.
Yeah, boy.
Ignore him. This kid's deranged.
Okay.
Swaggy,
since you're the underdog here,
what map would you like to select?
I'll give you eight options, alright?
Okay.
What type of ring is there?
Alright, I'm muting him. I'm muting him.
Hey!
Grab a juice box and shut up and tell the guys to start us.
OK, so you've got Oregon, Club, Border, Chalet, Cafe, Bank,
Coastline, and Sky.
Which one do you want to select, Swaggy?
Let's just run Oregon.
All right, Matt, get in here.
I got to turn my noties off, though.
I'm going to just spam.
Do you need help?
Do you need help turning off your noties?
Squirtle.
Yeah, I'm doing it.
I'm going to set up here.
Click on it.
Click on it.
You want to pull me off?
Orgain.
Yeah, yeah, ignore him for a second.
Click the home button.
I've been in the profile picture. Go to your profile picture, score down the settings, then score down the preferences, then click notifications, notification banner's off, all right?
Oh, do I have to do it? I guess it's cute.
Oh.
Yo, all right. Swaggy, do you have any questions before this starts? Any questions?
Are we doing any like gym and rules or what? Are we playing straight up?
Nope, nope, not with me. Not with me.
Yo, so here's the thing, Swaggy, gentlemen's rules has to be agreed on by both players.
So, Swaggy, what gentlemen's rule do you want before this game?
No shield.
Squirtle, do you want to honor the gentlemen's rule?
Just out of the game, bro.
You know my answer.
So, Swaggy, I will let you know this kid doesn't honor anything.
All right?
So, yeah, good luck.
I'll honor it if I'm winning, but if I'm losing I'll bring out the shields no matter what.
So if he's losing, he'll... wait...
If he's winning, he'll honor it, but if he's losing, he's gonna start using shields.
So he's not honoring it.
The streets kill me.
Last question for you, Swaggy. Before Squirtle...
20 minutes. Swaggy, what is your score prediction in this game that you have to locate at the
few spots?
It's first to four, right?
Yeah. Swaggy.
Um, first to four. Go, uh, go for three.
Okay. Now, Furtl, what is your score prediction for this 1v1?
Suck my dick.
Okay.
Damn it! Yo, yo, I-I mean, like...
Alright, I'm leaving, good luck guys. This kid is strange.
Literally, this kid is strange, bro.
This- I'm telling you, this kid is mentally ill.
I see four, bro.
Squirtle, wait, is this C4?
Yo, suck this dick, bro.
Okay.
Uh, Squirtle, when did you start cussing, little guy?
Like, can you stop?
Oh, stop the hell up, bro.
Okay.
He's like literally 12 talking like this. We are so cooked as a society dude. This kid
is 12 telling people to blow him. I mean what is this?
Oh my god how nervous are you?
Okay Squirtle trying to hit it, I'm about to just go to bed bro.
Jack um I'm telling you I've never in my life wanted Squirtle to lose more. If Swaggy
wins this is to be the greatest moment in like live streaming history Swaggy is a
diamond five literally the lowest rank in diamond and Squirtle is a multi-time
champion. I'm not sure why he's stupid.
You are so dumb like what are you doing you have to put you a doorway cuz they're
idiot you picked which buddy this is the biggest moment in your life I've been
here a thousand times yeah don't joke but good little boy stay quiet yeah this
day quiet like a good little boy you are yeah I'm telling you dude this kid is
legitimately ill like mentally deranged
Um, Swaggy, you're a peasant in my game, you're a peasant in my game.
Swaggy, how did you feel round the board?
How did you feel round the board?
What do you think you could have did better out there against the champion?
Now I'm not even flinch. I didn't know he was on Warden.
Okay, got you.
My name is Swaggy and I think I can't chair, but let me go twitch and I can't open up any single board.
could i mean
all right um squirtle a good opening round bro
oh my god i'm trying to compliment the gift i i said squirtle well played and then he said shut the
hell up i'm like who is raising this kid
Alright, Swaggy's gonna be on Fenrir's Fortals on the Ash.
Come on, Swaggy, at least say like a wrap.
You know like the realm of the clear house?
It's like I'm fighting like that against you.
Bro, I want Swaggy to win so bad.
It's actually, it's bad how, it's bad how bad I want it.
If Swaggy wins, bro.
Come on, Swaggy.
This would literally be, this would literally be incredible.
To watch the world as we go deflate just alive.
What are you doing?
Yo, no, bro.
You got me out of bed for you to play like this, bro.
What the hell are you doing, bro?
You haven't even said a word.
I'm in that head.
Dirt random.
You ain't nothing
Squirtle all right first off ground rules Squirtle stop telling people to suck your wiener a squirtle
You're literally like 14 rounds. Yo, you're a fake friend. Don't talk to me. You're fake. Okay, so Squirtle
Here's my question for you, dude
You know um, how do you have a 3.6 KD?
Okay
Explain it to you. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I can explain it to you. So there's something out of every operator, right?
You know what it's called a gun so when a round starts and I'm in a rink game
I aimed down my gun and shoot it at people and I usually kill them. I
Know that's like not something you're used to but I'm used to it just letting you know so squirtle
Here's my next question for you. All right
Were you in your bad at
4 p.m. Squirtle bro. I woke up like 40 years ago
You woke up at 4 p.m. And you're 13 I don't even play this game no more bro. This game is horrible
I'll just play but are you still the best player in the world like you said? Yes
I don't bro. That's how boring the game got bro. I'm the best in the world
I've been the best in the world for over a year. Yeah, like it's boring
I would legitimately, I actually think I would suck somebody's Johnson to watch Squirtle
Loose.
Like, it would just be the funniest thing ever.
Ah, good hang.
Pathetic.
I would suck a random dude's Johnson just to watch Squirtle Loose.
Perfect.
That's so valid.
He's a good boy.
What do you mean, bat mine?
No, not you, tat!
What do you mean, bat mind?
No, not you, chat!
I'm a random dude.
You're chat, I'm not blowing you guys.
Come on, Swaggy, at least win a round, Brown.
At least win a round, Swaggy, please.
At least win a round, Swaggy, please, dude.
Wait, that's good draw work.
That's good trouble from Swaggy, bro.
Hold up, Swaggy.
Yo, you are putrid.
Oh, hell no, no, bro.
This is a waste of time, huh?
No, bro.
job but it can grab a little how are you gonna feel when you go back to your
friends
I feel great I'm not gonna go send my bed to one o'clock like a degenerate loser
I feel fine I've made more money off this game than you'll ever working a
minimum wage job congrats bro I do this for fun and I'm still competing against
you. How's that feel? Squirtle. Alright then, keep quiet bud. Oh my god, kind of. Let's squeak ass kids.
Um, did Squirtle's taking that? Wow. I'm back, I'm back bro, boy. Just keep, I'm back bro, boy.
Yo, you can't say anything, you're getting through yo, you're a little puppet in this
bro there's there's big dogs I'm a big dog
attackers need to locate as if you have any bomb
yeah bro I own you waste your time bro
waste your time I would quit now I would quit now
I would quit the game now
did I give you like a blitz around
no bro no bro I'm just out here to play bro
out here to play what because you're getting destroyed
Yeah, I'm on juicy stream, bro. I could not trust anything
Been there done that line made him I made Jesus whole career
Okay
Me ho
Chai, I'm telling you brothers kid is like
legitimately deranged
Get like legitimately
Just it from my coffee
God, he's taking so long.
I forgot about that.
Teach him manners.
Bro, you don't know how many times I've spoken to him.
It goes in one ear out the other.
Squirtle hates me.
It goes in one ear out the other, dude.
Like, it's...
I've probably spoken to Squirtle five other times.
Yeah, but he's not even a rage vader.
He's literally just deranged.
Bro, I met Svorto when he was like 12. Don't type Jimmy.
He's been the exact same kid for like four years, three years.
Come on, Swaggy, please just run around.
Come on, Swaggy, please.
Just run around, Swaggy.
Jack, stop Jimmy, bro. It's not Jimmy.
I'm not Jimmy!
Oh
Appreciate you Jinxie
Not even like fun
Like I've said before there's levels in the game, and I'm a big dog
You can't do nothing about me stop and couldn't even do nothing about me. That's why you quit
I
Kind of want to play Squirtle in like an hour
I mean I really want to beat Squirtle. He's good though bro. He's not easy to beat. Yeah,
but not now because let's get other ranks in but like in an hour, in an hour. Like after
we do it at U vs. the ranking deserve. Alright chat, we got a diamond in the champ. Let's
Let's do two new ranks now.
Dive into champ, let's do two new ranks now.
Chat whoo, Elroy Pete Black.
Chat, um, alright let's get Elroy in.
Elroy, Elroy, join up, Elroy.
Golden silver, yeah me too.
I want to do like probably three or four 1v1s.
Maybe four, maybe four.
Cause we can do every rank if we do that, Chad.
We can do every rank.
Yo, Elroy.
Chad, let's do that.
Let's do four.
Let's do four 1v1s and get every rank in.
Yo, Elroy.
You said your peak plat, right?
Yeah, peak plat.
Hi guys, can we check this guy's stats?
Make sure he's not lying.
Check this guy's stats.
I
What your peak emerald buddy, oh, no, I don't remember. Sorry, you're good man. No worries, bro
Let's try to get a platter of silver, how do you not remember hitting emerald? How do you know that'll be like an iconic moment?
The first time you get emerald
All right, let's find a silver that I think is going to serve gold.
So let's find a silver.
Chani silver's in here.
Got to be a silver.
Got to be a silver.
Got to be a silver.
Fear Wolfies.
Okay.
Fear Wolfies.
Bad.
Wolfies bet
Dude cuz chat if we go diamond verse champ plat verse emerald
Silver verse gold and then we could maybe even do bronze verse copper or copper's wrong
I think we've ever done that before what was I about it you
Pete platinum and be without God. All right. Let me see
Silver, come on, Jynxie, we're on your PC though, we're just doing Xbox, we're just
doing Xbox, man.
Check it out, we got our game of text, we got our game of text.
Yo, Wolfies, what's up, man?
Holy fuck, it's actually you.
I didn't expect to be in here.
Yeah, bro, everybody always says that because it's pretty random when they get in.
Yeah, it's racing right now.
Wait, so you're peak Silver, Wolfies?
Yeah, it peaks over.
Okay, and you feel that you deserve gold?
I haven't been playing, but I feel like I deserve gold.
Okay, why do you feel so?
Because I'm looking at your account here, Woofies, and the highest you've ever hit is
silver five.
Yeah, but once it, I mainly solo queue and do a queue.
Okay, so you think kind of like the last guy, if you had a stack, you would be like
gold kind of thing yeah okay so I'm gonna try to find people gold with these
alright I'll be right back all right thank you Chad are there any golds that
feel pretty confident in this skill any golds that feel pretty confident in this
skill any golds any golds any golds I gotta take a piss Chad PRB Chad I'm
about to take a tickle hi guys try to find somebody on the notepad if you can
I'm going to take it to the next one.
All right, all right, let's try to find a goal.
Ooh, goal three peak.
Voxy.
Voxy, you feel confident?
Goopy pickle.
Hi, guys, who?
Liquid lemon.
Voxy.
and who's the other guy?
Goopy Pickle.
Cat.
Alright, Voxy.
Voxy89, you are the gold selected threat.
Voxy89, get in the oven.
He's a Smurf? Who?
Who's a Smurf?
Oh.
I made a piece of swerve and just close out and say, this guy, liquid lemon, yeah, liquid
lemons hit Emerald.
Bro, none of these goals are real.
I mean, Boxing looked real.
Sir Swarty, 1.1 KD Pico.
Sir Swarty.
What's her sweaty?
Okay this guy's account doesn't exist. Transporter?
Like, transporter?
Twan?
Twan? Twan?
How do you say this guy's gamertag?
How do you say he's gamertag?
Yo!
Yo, twan!
How do you say you're gamertag, bruh?
Wands...
Wandsperter.
Alright, Twan, what's up, bruh?
Wait, hold up, your mic sounds like Muffle.
Does?
Yeah, try to put it out to your mouth.
Paul?
Yeah.
All right, yo, Tuwan, can you hear me?
Yeah.
All right, so let me give you a little bit of a background here.
Fear Wolfie's here feels that he deserves gold.
He's Silver Five, he does have a positive KD, but he's basically saying he only solos
and do okay which is why he's in server five what do you think about that I mean I did this
thing kind of oh you also sold on do okay yeah most of time so are you kind of just saying
it's cope yeah okay uh will fees are you still on the mic will fees yeah yeah uh so twan is
basically saying that you're sort of in a way coping I guess but his but what
his logic is like he basically said he also he also sold us a duo cues and
he's gold that's fine I'm just here to have a good match all right I respect
that I respect that so I'm doing the game in a little bit okay now it's one
I'm looking at your account here. This is your first season of seeds where you've actually grind it, huh?
Well second your gold wants you're at the tip top of gold here, it's one
All right, man, well what map y'all want we just get organs does something new if y'all can
anything
What I've been after shall I let's do it wait are you in the game?
No, you're not. What was your name?
What did you get that invite?
Yeah, I got it. Don't mind the stats right now. No, I'm gonna start right now. Just be chillin.
So what do you mean your stats? What's wrong with them?
Good. I just be chillin with my friend right so just chill about them right now because I
Just started flying the season like two days ago
me how how many games have you played maybe like I like 12 14 something like that you
have a 0.0 window so does that mean you're 0 and 12 no not on console on PC I've been
I'm playing PC with my friend because he's on PC.
How many games have you played on console?
I'm not gonna lie, I think like two.
How much can we stat track this?
So you think you deserve gold, Wolfies, as a silver player?
Yup.
And, okay, Wolfies, why again do you feel you deserve gold?
I've been solo queueing and then the one season that I actually granted I was just solo queueing and
Play like a couple games on my duo and like you kind of sold and I also have teammates that are also like kind of brain dead, so
So it's your teammates fault that you're in silver
Kind of yeah
I love you all in time. Now, Tuan um, how were you able to reach gold? Yeah, cuz you said you just solo queue right?
Um, most of the time, I mean, I play with my friends sometimes.
Okay.
Word to brow.
Major like majority majority of your games.
Are you solo queue?
I mean, like it's like 60, 60%.
So majority of your game, you saw the queue.
Yeah.
Now my aim is horrible.
Will he's having a good about that, bro?
Because twan also does solo queue there and he had gold.
Yeah.
I ain't that's cool too like I said, I'm just here to have like a match
I got all my friends texted me right now
I don't know he's gold one
I'm not sure about this.
I'm not that good. I'm not that good, bro.
Okay.
All right. Good luck.
Edge me, JC.
I'm not edging you, bro.
How dare you request somebody to edge you, bro?
I don't even know you.
You want me to edge you?
What if you're an 87-year-old man?
No!
Me first.
No!
Who just typed exclamation point and string?
Okay, Wolfie's gonna try to drone twat here, Wolfie's gonna try to drone twat, I think
He sends up reaching the objective pause really good really good objective reaching what is he?
What
He's definitely so oh my god
That angle is tighter than my
Shoot the Maruzzi. Shoot the Maruzzi. Shoot the Maruzzi. Shoot the Maruzzi.
Nice! Oh my god! We got eight Wooties! We could have our first upside of the day!
Twas on about 68 feet right now. Really good start for Wooties, representing the Silvers.
This is sort of a hard watch.
Just walk it in plant!
Walk it in plant!
Fuck!
There you go.
Oh my god, Swann is literally 1HP!
Woofies!
Represents the Stilvers!
And Peter Soltz won!
Come on!
Swann is literally 1HP!
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
Woofies!
Woofies!
Woofies!
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
Whoopies!
Whoopies!
My brother!
You're a silver fight!
Beating a gold one!
Whoopies!
You're the gold one!
Jakes me, Jakes me!
Don't fucking jakes me!
Okay, alright, alright, alright.
I know you're locked in.
I know you're locked in.
in but will piece I just want to say I'm probably wrong you are a heavy on
rock heavy on it all reach now it's one what the fuck you like that aim I was
watching will piece that round but this round I'll walk to you to watch yeah
it's horrible oh my gosh brother man one a lot of goals are really angry at you
in the chat a lot of goals are really angry yeah yeah I'm just saying that
What it's time to tighten up dude
Also, Chuan, what is your gamer tag is that has been in the background or not gamer tag gamer?
No idea. I'm pretty sure that's has been in the background chat that is right
No, that's has been in the back
There's a big backstory behind that
Yeah, it's half blood as Kratos our chat this round. I said to Chuan I would watch it Chuan's the gold remember
This could be a massive W for the silver gang
This could be a massive W for all the silvers out there if willies could pull off an upset
Like I think this yoga between silver and gold isn't that big, but I do think
Like, considering whoopies is Silver 5, the jump from Silver 5 to Gold 1 is pretty big.
Because Gold 1 is like the highest rank in Gold, and Silver 5 is looking the lowest rank
in Silver.
So it's pretty, it's pretty big.
Get well soon.
Yeah, I saw somebody type that the other day.
I don't, I don't like, thank you I guess, what do you mean, what are you saying?
Alright, this guy will be watching Twan the Goldflugger.
Really has to play by Twan, he's gonna buck into the breach.
Wolfie's playing back at him. Wolfie! Wolfie! What an angle.
What an angle. Wolfie, but how's your aim though, brother? How's your aim?
Here's a wolfies you can pull off a miracle right now and represent the
city
he beats in the wrong direction
instead of just holding an angle he decided to step out four feet crouch and
then lean the opposite direction he like fully exposed his body when he
did not have to do that. Folded exposed body. Wow. When was the diagnosis? What?
What? What diagnosis? What are you saying? Hey fatty, where's the predictions?
First off, watch your tone. Second, you probably joined the stream too late, bro.
Okay, it's one. How are you feeling, bro? You tried it out. You going to copy it?
Oh, I don't know. Mid.
You feeling mid?
Yeah, I don't know. Not playing good right now.
Interesting. Is there any reason why you're not playing well you feel?
I haven't been on the game in a few days and I'm playing pretty nervous.
Understandable. If you think about it bro, even if you feel nervous, whoopies is also probably a little bit nervous too, you know what I mean?
5 seconds to go. Yeah, I'm way too fucking nervous.
Y'all are both locked. Y'all are both locked. Good luck, y'all.
Yeah, I think this has potential to go the distance. They're more evenly matched than
I thought. They're more evenly matched than I thought.
Madrid won. Oh God. Bro, don't tell me that. That's like telling me someone took a dump
on my chest. It's all good because Madrid's just gonna bottle the league anyways. They're
just gonna bottle the league, y'all. Even if Madrid's winning right now, they're gonna
bottle the league, dude. Trust. Can I get a retweet? Chad, look at that booger right
there dude I'm such a chad alright Twan is at the objective here Wolfies might
walk down the where is Wolfies? Uh Wolfies. He attacked from the top down.
Hey Jinxie you look like Voldemort.
Wolfie's going to walk down the main steps here.
Wolfie's trying to pull off the upset and represent the silvers.
Twan, heavy favorite here as he is the highest division in gold.
Wolfie's going to walk down the main steps.
Oh
My god, bro
What he's just picked on his head? Um, what he's
Holy fuck that might have been the greatest flick I've ever seen in the history of silver ever in my life
Dude, the bait and switch worked by Twon.
Twon, that was a good bait and switch.
You impacted the wall then swung the door.
You actually caught him off guard.
Wolfies just hit, like, the greatest flick in silver history.
Now, this is the cinema one-way.
This is cinema. This is cinema.
This is cinema. This is going to go 3-3.
I can feel it. I can feel it on the tip of my rod.
Y'all ready, team mate?
Nah.
Jackson, I'm 13, bro.
What 13 year old sounds like that?
No, legitimately.
Jeff, I'm sorry, but dude, this guy's 13.
It actually sounds like he can have his own radio show
and he's 35.
10 seconds, it's not shitty.
He doesn't sound like a thir...
I'm sorry, y'all.
5 seconds, no.
What a 13 year old sounds like he's 30.
Wolfies is winning 2-1 right now.
Twan pulling off one of the most generational fumbles
in the history of Rainbow Six-7.
Absurda, thank you for the prime, my boy.
Love you, bro.
Absurda, appreciate it, prime, my baby.
There is a legitimate chance that Wolfies successfully
pulls off this upset.
He's got a 2-1 lead.
He needs two more rounds, and he secures
The greatest upset of the day.
A bomb has been located.
Dude, I love Shelly. Shelly is such a, like, pretty map, you know?
Like, yeah, you know what I mean? Shelly is probably, like, the coziest map in Siege.
I want to just, like, go here and drink a cup of my hot chocolate dinner.
Can I get a retreat?
Would you rather be pissed off or pissed on?
Okay, pretty interesting question there.
Twan gonna walk up to these guys.
Twan is the one playing with more pressure on him.
So, that's the thing about Ubers the Ranking you deserve is, it's fun to be like the favorite or whatever,
but it's honestly better to be the underdog,
Because if...
If Wolfie's loses, like, it doesn't even matter.
He's supposed to lose.
But if Wolfie's wins, it's like cinema.
The higher-rank is kind of just playing for like...
They're kind of just playing for like...
They either get embarrassed or they don't.
Kind of thing. You know what I mean?
Chad, I feel like it's always better to be the underdog, no matter what, you know?
It's always better to be the underdog.
Good drawing work from Twan. Really good drawing from Twan.
Go to the wall, Bing, Mrs! 48 seconds on the clock.
Twan representing the Colors. Good yellow Bing. Good lion scan!
Alright, that's the best thing I've seen so far.
Here's some pruning.
Oh my god, they're both 1H feet. They're both 1H-
Okay.
I want to coach Twan. Okay.
Twan, I have a really good coaching advice that I'm gonna give you after the game. Okay?
I can't give it to you now because it would be fair, but you keep doing this one thing
back, all right?
But good round, good round.
Jack, what he's doing is he keeps on shooting when he doesn't even see Wolfie.
And all it does, bro, is it just messes up his recoil control and gives away his position.
Like, I've seen multiple times throughout this game where Twan is like shooting without
a purpose.
It's not even really a three-fire. He's just like
He's just shooting without even seeing him like when he was in the Fenrir he shot and then at the end there
He shot without even seeing him like all that does is when you shoot without seeing anything
You get the kill probably five percent of the time and then 95 percent of the time you give away your position waste ammo
and that's something that the game is farmed
I
Think if twine wasn't doing that can probably be winning three to one right now
The one round where Wolfies flipped on him, that's uncontrollable.
Wolfies just absolutely flipped on him.
There's like nothing to buy.
Why would he listen to you?
God!
I don't know, maybe because I'm a champ, bro.
Shut your stupid ass up!
Not a beer can, this is a bottle of water.
Okay, Wolfie's going to climb the ladder. Great red ping from Twan. I feel like Twan
should have yellow pinged up. Wait, Wolfie's just taking space here. I actually, I disagree
with what I just said. That was a horrible red ping by Twan. He should almost never be
red pinged in there because he already knows Wolfie's position. I mean, unless he literally
doesn't know the map but he has like 300 games played at range so I feel like he should know the map.
Chat it's not vodka it's a bottle of water dude. It's not a single bottle of vodka that's a sand
pategrino on it. Also chat if I was sitting here just pounding vodka I would be like unconscious.
Guys I'm taking a swig of this every round what do you mean vodka?
This is the best 1v1, um, yeah, the first 1v1 was a blowout.
2-2, Chuan opts to see for this wall here.
I'm guessing he wants to create another angle he can peek off of.
I almost disagree though because if he gives up this ground, Wolfies could end up taking
sight off of this.
Both of these players are nervous as fuck. They both openly stated that.
Wolfie's at the top of Mezzecine. Wolfie's gonna walk up here.
Wolfie's gonna take a lot of space here.
He could maybe blow this wall up with a hard bridge and charge. Nice!
Okay, that's good! Now he has an entry point into the objective.
42 seconds on the clock.
Oh my god!
Bro, he's actually good for a silver.
He is actually really good for a silver.
I'm not gonna lie.
He's actually good for a silver.
Wolfies, you might be like one of the best silvers I've ever witnessed, brother.
Thank you, bro.
Do you have experience in other like FPSs or did you just place each?
I like only been playing seasonal console like that's it. Nothing else never played like
cod or anything
No, I should know I have like I look at my phone. I play all the war zones. Okay. Okay. Okay
I don't know bro. You you look better than like probably 95 percent of stillers I witness
That's because I watch you in stomping
My god, bro. Appreciate that man
All right, bro one more round whoopies and you pull off
one of the biggest upsets we've seen in the ranking service to rate.
Twan, how do you get over that?
I'm in. I don't know. It's pretty good.
We're both nervous, man.
I don't know. I'm like a old skill level. I don't know.
You don't know a very old skill level? Twan?
Yeah, bro.
But Twan, you're at the highest rank of gold and you have a positive rating.
I don't know how I pulled it off.
Twan, don't beat yourself up, dude. You definitely deserve gold. Look, the only players you could say that don't deserve gold is like a gold 5 who literally has like a 0.7 KD and gets bomb located by attack.
Bro, you're gold 1 with a 1.1. You definitely deserve gold, dude. Don't beat yourself up, man. Don't beat yourself up, dude.
Everybody's had bad games, bro. Trust me, I'm known as 1 in 10 back, bro. Okay?
Chad wants Juan to beat himself up, bro. That makes me sad. That makes me sad.
Everybody has bad games. I literally know that's one in ten bad, dude.
Alright, man. See, now I'm kind of cheering for Juan, bro. That was sad.
Now I'm kind of cheering for Juan. That was really sad.
Yeah, Chad. Hilarious, bro.
That made me sad. I kind of want him to win now. Come on, Swann. He didn't shoot the default
cam, which I would say in a 5v5 is really bad, but in a 1v1 not really, because you don't
want to give away your position unless you absolutely have to. Okay? As I said that,
you shot the cam. I mean, to be fair, though, I feel like in a 1v1, you should only shoot
Cams if someone's on the cam, if not, just take space.
When is Rocket League?
Ah, probably in, like, an hour, maybe 45 minutes.
Good yellow ping.
Take space!
Bro, I don't want Juan to lose, man.
You can't have plain wars on Bach if that's chopped.
Good refiring.
Nice!
Twas in sight.
Really well played.
What did he flip you?
Is he could plant and then peek out of the hole?
That would be smart as hell.
He should be able to do that.
What he could do is he could plant and then peek out of the hole back out of the smart
towel.
He should plant to draw Wolfie's forward.
Come on, Twan.
He's on it.
Yes!
Let's go, Twan!
Well played, Twan.
There you go, man.
You did it.
You're in, my boy.
Bro, don't tell you don't deserve going, dude.
I've seen some trash moments.
You definitely deserve going, bro.
All right?
My boy, but I don't say you don't deserve gold dude. I've seen some trash molds. You definitely deserve gold right?
Jack's one swan is literally gold one with a 1.1 Katie. I mean like if that doesn't deserve gold then nobody
Jack's one needs one more round the clock's the shit rough
Who's gonna go for broke chat? I didn't even know this broke the auto forgot a buff
Bro, the thorns detonate way faster. She's actually good now.
Alright, hopefully, um, hopefully Twanka wins this dude. Hopefully Twanka wins this.
Attackers need to locate and defuse as many bombs as they can.
10 seconds to go.
Was it a month ago?
I was solo-killing ranked like a week ago and I hit barbed wire and I saw a thorn and
I immediately instantaneously died and I remember I'm like well back in the day thorn took like
a whole second to go off or like a second and a half or like two seconds.
It was more than a month ago.
Well, I don't know, but I'm glad Thorn got a buff
because Thorn has a really unique gun.
It's like the, what is her gun?
Like the Uzi or whatever.
I like her gun a lot, which is cool,
but like it always felt like you could never use Thorn,
but now that she got a buff, she's actually usable.
Play Squirtle, I might.
I don't know, I might, I might.
that way
yellow thing
dude, Wolfies didn't shoot the default cam, that might end up being a fatal mistake later on in the game
He comes into sight now.
Wolfies is in sight.
What a game. What a cinema game!
Match point!
Twan playing the shield.
Wolfies playing for a plant.
Come on, Twan.
He's laying down.
That was a good play there.
Thank you brother, GG's.
You're a fucking star man.
Wolfies, you're the best kill grab I've ever seen in a minute.
Hands down.
Thank you.
I think y'all both deserve gold.
Like high gold man.
And maybe we should run right later.
Y'all should like add each other, bro.
Like Wolfies, how the hell will you silver five?
Dude, it's cause like, I've always watched you
and like, stopped it but like...
much. No, I just started playing again. It's like, I don't know. And I'm my best
friend's call make it try to congratulate me. But like,
look, y'all should add each other and play right now. Yeah, I don't know.
But Jinx, see, I got a plat for next game. Okay, then what is his, what is
the other tag? You want me to invite him? Type it in the party chat. Like in the
I just out.
Actually, yeah, you get about it. You get about it. What's up with this? I just
I also want to say one thing.
Yeah.
What's it?
Wonder, dude.
Dude, whatever I'm watching, you know,
other people that say that weird shit, bro, fuck them.
And also, you always make me laugh.
So to that kid that said, oh, I haven't left this whole stream,
you can go fuck himself.
Thank you, bro.
Thank you.
And don't mind all the people saying
that you're a fucking alien in the corner.
They're just like some fucking loser sitting in their mom's
basement.
Thank you.
But you've always brightened up my day, bro.
And you're like, appreciate it, man.
You're living my dream, bro.
Thank you, bro.
Thank you.
Alright bro, have a great day, Wolfies and Twan, alright bro?
Alright, see you bro.
Let's go, we're gonna go to Twan in here.
Alright, let's see y'all, we got one of Twan in here.
Yeah, let's go.
It's my brother.
Wait, so your Twan Sperter's brother, Twan Sperter?
No, I'm not his brother, we're just friends.
Okay.
He basically, he got on my account a while ago and then just changed my name.
Okay, okay, and I'm gonna have Havertz check your statistics out, my boy, if that's all
All right, I'm Pat or a peak plat 5 with a 1.2 KD maybe.
Okay, word to bro. I'm gonna go take him. I'll be back.
Hi guys, deep dive this guy. Deep dive him, deep dive him.
We are big.
ATL, Draco, ATL, Draco, all right.
All right, all right, it says Twan's Plat 5.
OK, I'm going to try to get a high-rep Plat though.
You're Twan.
What's up?
Twan, for this Plat game, I'm going
to try to find a high-plat, brother.
Sorry, man.
All right, bro, you're good.
No worries, no worries.
But sorry, bro.
Sorry, man.
No, you're good.
I'm going to get a Plat 2 or Plat 1, I think.
All right, bro.
Have a good one.
I want to get somebody that's like close to emerald, like really fucking close.
I want to get somebody that's like, it's not L vape in the chat realm.
Who typed this, bro?
Of course it was plan.
Of course it was plan.
Yo, I don't vape ass wipe.
All right, let's do one more game.
Plat versus emerald.
Y'all plat versus emerald.
Check. Plat first emerald.
Okay. Plat first emerald. Plat first emerald. Plat first emerald. Plat first emerald.
We need a plat at emerald. A high plat. High plat.
Like, I'm talking plat three minimums.
Plat three minimum. Maybe plat two.
Preferably plat one.
Oh my god, I'm gonna miss that rocket league tournament bro. It's in 20 minutes. I
Might have time for the second chance one. Okay
flat
To have a son of black with brah need to make the second chance already at least chat. Yeah, what is the second chance sir?
Ooh Chris, this is perfect. Yeah, now we get an emerald now. We get an emerald
All right, shall we do one more game?
We need an Emerald.
Bro.
Shall we try the second chance, 36-15?
Chris, I invited you.
High-vives, find an Emerald, find an Emerald.
This guy's flat once is perfect.
Bruno, BFB.
Bruno.
Nines, I'm Emerald five.
High-vives, I'm Emerald four, Big Shiesty.
Let's see.
Yo, Chris!
size world back Chris oh god damn it he fucking fuck I DC Chris mixer Chris
I'm re-invited you re-invited you Chris
bro fuck the time flew by today oh my god 35 40 bro I'm gonna miss that rocket
in tournament I'll be able to catch the play the second chance well now six fifth
team. For sure. Chris, bye buddy Jim. Chris, bye buddy John, bye Jim. Sal and bye to you too. Sal's world.
ATL, Draco, ATL, Draco. You pray for my demons, but I got you. Sal and bye to you, Sal and bye to you.
Man, you first and ready to deserve a so damn peak, bro. It's fun getting y'all in these games.
Chris, if that's your own Xbox app, please.
Yeah, I want that. Let me log on.
Alright, alright. Let me...
Do you want me to re-invite you, Chris?
No, give me one minute.
Alright, I can disinvite you anyways if you need to leave.
Sal, let's get up, brother.
You know...
Wave, I'm into the game
I got to turn off Noties
Bro, are you getting spam invited, bro?
I mean I already got added but I already know it's gonna come in
Chad, fuck off dog!
Alright everybody, chat, chat, chat, chat
Did you know how to turn off Noties?
Oh, no, I think I know how to do it
Chris, are you like starting up a jet engine in the mic, Chris?
No, it's not fun, it's back for server heats
Okay
Word to bro
Chris is that a second action failed wait what oh try again try that I tried doing it again. I tried doing it
What is it how do I join the max box I got um just join on the same bike Chris. Oh shit. Oh, yeah
Oh my heart's racing Chris Bruno PFB at
Yeah, no, you're not it's fun. What do you think of a flurry inverts for a being like potentially maybe better than Bruno
Yeah, keep that one to yourself.
Alright.
Brother, you gotta give Virts more time, dude.
Virts is younger.
Nah, I rate him. It's just like, he's nowhere near Bruno.
I think he's got a potential to surpass Bruno, dude.
Uh, can you send one more invite?
Chad, do we gotta turn on Virts' fucking highlights in here?
Alright, I'm about to do it.
We can need one second.
I gotta swap the hotspot with some of my wife. I don't want it.
Bro, what is going on over there bro?
No, no, I'm living.
Fucking hotspots, Xbox app, fucking overheating, the hell, crisp.
Okay, give me one minute.
So false lie better?
I'm nervous as fuck, fuck.
You're good, bro.
Bro, you gotta think about it, bro.
Your opponent is also probably gonna be a little bit nervous, you know?
Yeah, sure, sure, sure.
I'm E as well, so, okay.
Oh, fuck. Well, at least it's on ease. That's good.
Alright, wait, it's just connecting right now.
So, wait, you're on it. You're playing on a hotspot? Why? What happened?
Yeah, because, um, do you know on Xbox NAT time?
Yes, Xbox NAT time. Yes, yes, yes.
Yeah, it doesn't, um, connect.
I've never even heard of that.
It's like on unavailable when it's meant to be on open.
Interesting.
Prefabs with the five gifts in it. Prefabs, bet me over papa.
Okay. Wait, but if you're on hotspot, are you just going to be lagging during the match?
It is what it is, isn't it?
Brother, you're going to be lagging. Do you only play siege on a hotspot?
Yeah, because siege is the only game that you need to open at any time.
Sweet mother of pearl, bro. Are you sure you want to even 1v1? You're going to be lagging your testicles off.
it will be fine. Alright bro, as long as you're confident dude, you're also the underdog
here too man. This is intense. I would bet it on Sal bro. Bro this mother dog is playing
over the hotspot. Drops with the five gifts and drops, let me over and plow me in the
ass. W drops. Alright everybody if you, Chris, everybody if you like. Alright, the watch
Just give me like 30 more seconds.
Everybody do like, are you in it?
Wait, looking for rank match, dude.
I didn't read it, I didn't do it.
I saw it, I didn't do it.
Brian, why did you like 88 times, Chris?
Yeah, just give me less than a minute.
If it doesn't work, that's just my spot
for bugging up on the one day, right?
It's not, I'm playing all day, this is bad.
You don't know what day it is?
I haven't played all day.
Oh.
I don't play it in like,
I'll play properly like little bits.
Ah, stop it.
Prefabs with the five gifted, put it inside me.
Gunna wanna flow with the 10 gifted.
Gunna wanna milk me as long as you rate C for less.
Ah, is it still not working?
All right, if it doesn't work in a minute,
then I'll just leave, yeah.
All right, all right, let me know, let me know.
Drops with the five gifted.
Drops, bend me over as long as you rate C for less.
Wait so when you click the invite what even happens does it like spit it back out or something?
What do you mean?
Like when you, what is your screen right now? What's happening?
I'm waiting for the, you know when you're on settings or it says what you connect to in an NAT tab it says getting in five.
Oh in the bottom of your C screen in the C's menu?
No, no, at full settings.
I think he's on his phone. Yeah, sounds like he's on his phone. Okay, this is oh my god, the one day
this is cooked my boy yes cooked fuck bro chat after the chat for Chris
I yeah I just I'll just leave it but if you ever need a plot again for this just
yeah I'm glad you brought me out of you I'm sorry I appreciate it because like
bro the what I swear every day the week it works the last part yes peak all right
I'm gonna try to find you a new Platte since Chris's thing is bugging all right, Chris. Bye. I appreciate it next time you need one
Yes, sir. Have a good one, bro. Have a good day
All right, Chad we need to back up lat now
Flaxy okay plot one nice work. I was plot one. There we go flaxy that event flat one with a point nine KD
Wait a minute
Chad? Is that who I think it is? That's Carl Malone, right? Wait, Chad, didn't Carl Malone do something or something?
Yeah, he's weird as fuck.
Let me check the Google.
Yeah, didn't he do something like while he was in the league or something?
Actually, I was called Bernard. I don't know.
Bernard, what did Carl Malone do?
That was bad.
I heard about it.
Carl Malone's legacy is complicated.
On the court, he was one of the greatest NBA players ever.
Off the court, one of the most controversial things he's known for is that when he was
20 years old, he fathered a child with a 13-year-old girl.
Oh, my God.
Hello?
Flaxie?
What's up?
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
He fathered a child with a 13 year old girl. Oh my god
Flaxie what's up?
What is your profile picture, dude? You don't like caramel umbra?
I've asked literally anyone else
I've I said literally anyone else
brother
13 my god
Yeah, I get to go as my property, you know, I tell you Jason Tatum do Jason Tatum. What
do you think of? How do you say it? Shay Shay Gilgis Alexander.
Shay SGA. What about him? Yeah, what do you think about him?
Tatum's better. You think Tatum is better? What?
Yes, I don't care. He's better. You think Jason Tatum is better than SGA?
Yes.
Bro, I don't know, bro.
SGA kind of just, he has the, SGA has the James Harden method where he just draws free throws, bro.
Yeah, no, no, no.
Shane is good, but like, Tatum's better.
So, like, why do you think Tatum's better?
He's just like better defense.
I mean, more team play.
I mean, Tatum's injured now, so I can't say anything like this season, but like, you know.
Okay.
Interesting.
Interesting.
Topics.
What's good, bro?
yo yo yo
um topics you're representing the plaques bro how do you feel
yep oh i feel good i feel good
tell me a little bit about yourself topics as a player bro why do you feel
you're ready to go to the next level and be and be the emerald here
um honestly i think i had the game sense for it
i think that most of the time i'd see myself but i would like to say i also
sell so it could be a second fourth type of thing but
I think I have the skill.
So you feel that you have the skills because of your game sense.
Yeah.
Wait, why is Cristian on the lobby?
Oh my god.
Wait, how do I turn off notifications?
All right, I got to make a new lobby.
Don't worry about that yet.
Just worry about getting the lobby first.
Hold on.
And then I'll tell you.
OK.
Wait, should I turn mine back on for the invite?
Oh, I did.
Yes.
Just get in.
Get in.
You don't even need them on.
just go to your notice. Get in first and then I'll show you guys how to turn it off.
How do you turn my knob? Wait, you can kick now? Since when? Since when can you kick?
You have a tournament in 10 minutes, I know. I'll turn it for the second chance one though.
I'm about to yell. Whoa, I'm nervous. Oh my God.
Alright guys, I'm inviting in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1 now. Now, join, join, join, join, join.
that I'm spamming and then once you get in click the home button scroll over your profile picture
go down to settings go to the preferences notifications notification by the top I still
haven't wait wait where do we go where do we go fuck do you see the invites cooler do you see
it ah I see the thousands of messages get oh my god just cooler look for me look for me get in
the game get in the game salvage it every time bro oh my god I think I got it wait all right
I got it, I got it, I got it.
Say morning what?
Are you in?
I think I got it.
You loading, loading?
Yeah, I think so.
I don't think you're in.
Is it loading?
What's on your screen?
Yeah, I'll let it do.
Oh my God, he's in.
All right now to turn up your notifications click the home button scroll over to your profile picture go down to settings
Then once you're in settings go down to preferences that once your preferences click notifications notification better off
All right y'all ready
Yeah
What map we doing
Yeah
Cool why do you feel you deserve everyone dude?
Like I said just game sense
Uh, yeah, it's all my game sense. My aim might be a little shaky, but I feel like my game sense is what really makes me stand out
So
Cooler now. I'm looking at your statistics here. It says you have a
Oh, let's just don't mind that don't mind that it says you have a 0.83 KD. Are you absolutely positive?
Thank you. Just our uh
Yes, I do. Me and my, I have a buddy that's in champ and I usually in his champ lobbies,
I go pretty positive.
But you have a zero-planning KD about topics.
Yeah, it's, you know, you gotta respect the player for what he does. I'll prove myself
this game.
Oh, so you're like confident. So you're saying like, okay, score prediction.
I would say, score prediction, I would say, we get two rounds on this.
You're pretty confident, bro, for a 0.8 KD Plat 2 and going up against an Emerald player.
But I respect the confidence, bro.
I'm not going to sit here and act like I don't respect it.
Attackers must locate and diffuse a bomb.
So, Sal, how do you feel about Coulter and what he's saying right now?
I mean, honestly, I was not paying attention.
or a holy aura
Yes, you have your emerald with a higher Katie so coolers a lower rank with a lower Katie
But this would be interesting of cooler one, but I'm gonna mute up and let you guys lock it. All right, come on
Platinum three
So both never should be fair. Oh, yeah, and he's only ever had a negative Katie's never been positive
He's been playing for two seasons
Okay, coolers gonna hold an angle
Sal gonna play down in the bed
Sal shoots the cameras. Oh, I'm most into that. Wow Sal actually almost shit it on right there
I'm gonna get the other clock
Oh terrible aim. Holy shit. I love cooler. Oh my god
Cooler, uh, I'm seeing the confidence, bro.
You're not only talking like you're confident,
you're playing like you're confident, man.
You jumped right in there, brother.
You know, emeralds, emeralds, emeralds,
emeralds usually just sit inside in the anchor
because they don't know how to roam,
so I can take control.
All right.
Wow, okay, cooler.
I got this.
Cooler, I'm not even gonna lie.
You might be the most confident platinum
I've ever seen in my life.
Let's get it that way.
You know, you gotta respect it though.
Bro, I'm not, like, I'm not kidding bro.
I do respect it.
You just jumped in sight with zero care in the world
and Prime.
So basically right there, my drone, like I said,
Emerald's like the anchor.
So I know he's gonna be sitting there
even though I checked in with the drone 10 seconds earlier.
What?
Let's keep it a high as an ego.
to protect your bonds being abused by attackers
nah that was a good round man
i'm gonna trick you just to hop in
yeah i'm not gonna do that
oh so i'm gonna be good like that
this is the most plot shot i i'm gonna be honest
i'm not gonna be honest
i'm nervous
but i'm scared it's gonna be nice
nah i'm not expecting that
i was good around
dude i think
most plots okay
70% of flats have like ginormous egos because bro
Plies the first rank where you hit it in Siege and you actually are like
Starting to get to the higher ranks. So when people have plowed for the first time, they just get a ginormous ego
70% of the time I did it when I had plowed for the first time
But that was ages ago that I had plowed back when plowed was white and teal now it's
um blue but i hit it when it was like white and teal like years ago it's like rocket league yeah
it kind of just like rocket league dude like the first time somebody gets but to be fair though
hitting plyon rocket league is easier than it is to hit in siege like if you're plyon rocket league
I mean, Prod.C is like top 50%.
Like top 50%.
To be fair.
I mean, in Rocket League, like Diamond is probably top 50%.
No, I think that's like statistically correct.
I'm pretty sure.
I put it in the fucking...
One thing.
I
Has the most ginormous ego I've ever seen in flat ministry. This is this is awesome. This is what it's all about
I
Kind of love him beauty hilarious the blast don't is it wow?
Bro the thing is Sal has a drone on cooler and cooler has no idea
Damn, bro, I
I shoulda went ash, bro. I can't get the zombies.
Damn, you're a good-ass aim player. Fuckin' player.
Thank you. I'm telling you, I'm telling you, my aim might be shaky.
I've played one game today. I haven't played since like...
I should've warmed up.
It's bad. I'm about to get shit on.
You're kind of like... I mean, cool, or you're walking...
Like, you're talking the talk, but you're walking the walk, dude.
Like, seriously.
You know, that's what I do.
I'm impressed
I'm playing fucking terror quarter everything okay, just like screened. Oh, yeah
For you said so I would win two rounds. Do you still think he's gonna get to after you're up to oh, I
Believe he'll still possibly win two rounds. Maybe one
Really
Okay, you know, it's just it's just really what I do in these ones situation. I don't fall under the pressure and I
represent Ohio
Topics yes, that is remaining
Okay, bro, you're doing good. I mean the attackers objective is to locate it might like from me to you topics
You might have the largest ego I've ever seen in my life, but it's not really an ego if you're backing it up
You know what I mean?
It's like yeah, I have an ego you gotta have the skill which I had for the plaid
It's what I do really hold the aura. I mean, what if you four ohs what if it's just four ohs now if he loses it would be
If he loses it, oh, they would ask you here. They spend the day. No, man. Nobody actually asked about it
Good man. Thank you. Oh chat. Oh chat. Thank you
What a guy. I like this guy. Rocket League Tournament, I'm gonna make you play the second chance one. I'm not gonna make it to the one right now.
Forgot what I was playing for a second, don't mind me.
So, Jack, it's L Blaze if somebody asks me how my day is going. Are you fucking serious, Jack? Are you guys like, evil?
Topics gonna jump into the bottom garage door? Topics!
Yeah, it might have been the worst C4 in my life.
What was the point of looking at the C4?
Now Kat, if Topics looks around, I'll be up to three hours.
Splashing a warden player.
I don't know if I would ever flash a warded player.
I mean it's not bad to make him turn off his goggles to force out intel.
Wait, do you know that's these dwarfs?
Oh my god, he missed the nomen.
Why?
Why is he using this-
I feel that, I feel that, it's just the way it gets us through.
Yeah, so, yeah, my cat was selling my game, actually.
Is that why you flash banged yourself and then no matter the window?
Exactly, exactly.
are you fucking serious quarter I guess I'm gonna be a little shaky I'll be a
little shake dude cooler I actually respect the vision of what you were
going for if you would have nomatted off both the doors you could have actually
took sight but the problem is you know mad yeah the problem is you missed your
nomads so then as soon as you jumped in Sal just swung you and shit on but the
vision was there though the vision was there so Jinxy I'm gonna show you a
a quick strat that the plat's used.
You're going to show me a strat.
Yeah, I'm going to show you a quick strat that the plat's used.
This is basically how to hold...
Did you see something I've never seen before?
Attackers need to locate the view bar.
You've definitely never seen this.
No.
I'm not watching, you know.
So basically, just watch.
Did you just try to...
This is called no man's land
Did this motherfucker just put four malooses on one staircase
Okay
Not the lights kid is funny
He said a cat jumped on his screen
For Lucy's on one staircase, I mean to be fair though
It would be funny if you ended up losing this game after
What? What is he doing?
The fuck?
What is he doing?
Pro strat.
The most egotistical flat ever versus a...
He actually took ground. Wow, well played by topics.
What's going on?
You were so confident, bro.
And now you must do it right.
You were talking a lot of shit to stop.
Yeah, so you know, you got to respect the player
for what he does.
Yeah, I never don't have so.
Yeah, these are champion bands I'm doing.
So, cool.
What were you saying again, bro?
No, you gotta respect them though.
I was cocky, but he kind of mugged me last match.
He kind of put his willy down my throat, if you will.
Okay, all right, let me stop you right there.
Coulter.
Yeah.
I have an overarching hypothetical question for you.
Yeah.
If I was to, like, Coulter, let's say you were thrown
into a diamond lobby, how would you match up?
Realistically.
Realistically, realistically check the R6 tracker. I usually frag out.
I'm just a little shaky. I've never done something like this.
Yeah, and I never do 1v1, so it's near to me.
Gordr, the thing is, I have checked the R6 tracker, and how about you have a 0.8kd, so like, when do you frag?
Gordr, when do you frag?
Why do you have a 0.8kd? What even happened? How did that happen?
So, when I first started playing the game, I played my buddy that was in the Shampoo lobby, so I was going against players that were way better than me already, because I made you down.
So, because you're playing with your champion friend, your Katie's lower than it should be.
Yeah, it was actually at 0.6, I've gotten it up.
Okay. You know what, I'm gonna let you lock in for me. Remember about it. You can't lose after talking shit to your opponent, let's roll off the game.
Yeah, I kind of blunt-poored a bit because of Aura, but then again though, it would be
Aura to just like, okay?
It would be Aura to be the Emerald, but what was that?
But then again, like, I don't know, dude, I don't know, kind of respect the player
if everybody does.
Yeah, I don't even know what that means.
Coulter's going through the window.
Shake it, Pre-Fat.
He's barely missed it.
He's barely missed his hand.
C4 coming out.
Coulter needs to win this round.
Oh my god!
Somebody put me out of my misery!
out of my misery
They um
Whoo, and I can only see your head of ass. Wait, you're I thought I got you way low
That's crazy, that's me Trump. There's no fucking name. Yeah ace actually just got a boss. He's bulletproof
Yeah, he skipped in every fucker rank man, so oh, yeah
Cooler, I'm gonna say this bro. I'll be damned. Yeah, I looked at your account. I look at your KD
Like you literally have a lower KD and a lower rank than south I'm not gonna lie
And you had a map and you did have a massive ego coming into this
I thought you were gonna get either swept or for one the fact that you even have three rounds and might win
I'm gonna give you your props bro legitimately. Yeah, it's like a lose lose for me. Thank you. Thank you
Like I'm gonna give you your props bro, you know, I got to respect the plaque immunity
You don't get enough respect nowadays like only person doesn't play those game respect was Richard
I just need to locate and defuse as many bombs as they can
quarter seconds left before insertion you're representing the blast pretty
well right now bro i'm not gonna lie yeah i'm shouting at moose
chat he's going kevara in the last round he's going kevara
oh no he got thrown
well check my death he lost the element of surprise there
Dude, I've never used this operator
Check the rocket leak service sorts in seven minutes
Dude you guys think I'm gonna make it be honest be honest be honest
I have to literally get a teammate too.
Ryan, do you want to play?
Wait chat, the second chance tournament starts at 6.15, right?
6.15?
Alright man, Ryan or Volz?
What a wall bang from South.
Topics can take a little bit of damage here.
Topics can take a little bit of damage here from South.
Topics rotate over to the logistics wall.
I'm gonna roll out a drone.
The thing is, Sal did tag Coulter for like 10 damage,
but he is running out of time. There's only a minute left and he has two drones left.
What the fuck?
Sal gonna continue droning?
What the fuck are you at?
Let's give a cat a mouse on the cat.
I feel like you're flanking me, I'm scared as fuck.
I actually don't know who you are, so don't forget, this is a game of catmouth, I'm the cat.
Oh my god, damn bro, I got shit on, that was a terrible fucking game.
Like I said, two rounds, DC, two rounds.
Damn good game.
I'm gonna say this to you bro and I mean this with the utmost honesty. Yeah. You're the most egoistical platinum
I've ever seen in my life, but my god, did you back it up, bro? You back that shit up, dude. So you know what?
Is it even ego at this point? Yo, Jinx here. Sorry. I didn't mean to interrupt you, but I just want to say thank you for the opportunity.
Yes, sir bro. Thank you guys for playing that. Thank you. Thank you for the opportunity. Yo, Jinx, you're my brother again.
I know you I got my brows and your balls like you know, you look good. Thank you, bro. Thank you
All right, I'll see you walnut
Okay, Brian we got a hurry wait four minutes four minutes of the tournament for minutes
Say you swear to God
Squirtle I love you one you tomorrow
get balls for the TV. Balls on party. Balls join. Balls join join join join join. Balls
join hurry hurry hurry hurry. Three minutes three minutes. Balls give me those. Yes. W
Balls! Yes!
Balls, what team name do you want?
Balls, your mic, your mic!
What team name chat?
Shane Balls
Alright, we're in. We're in. Two minutes. Chat, two minutes. Perfect time! I'm gonna
I'm gonna go P. I'm gonna go P. I'm gonna go P.
I'm gonna go P.
Boss, I'll be back.
I
Know yo, yeah balls balls
Oh, wait, I have you better balls game. I just met yeah, yeah, sorry. I do mother-kissed Microsoft balls listen, bro
today is the day we get our first ever tournament win alright you ready yep and
the next hour what what and the next of all we're winning trust me yes and balls
here's the thing dude here's the thing if we lose this it's okay because it's a
3v3 tournament yeah we'll get Ryan and that's good because me you're Ryan it's
the best of anything you've had. Like we made it to 4th this week.
Wait, what round did we make it to?
Quarterfinals. You haven't done that round anywhere else.
Okay. And both, I'm gold tournament rank. What is your tournament rank, baby?
Silver, but I'm flat, which doesn't make sense.
Wait, your tournament rank is silver?
Yeah, but I'm flat, so I should be flat. I'm flat in 2s and 2s.
Okay, so we should be in a gold tournament then, right?
Yeah, I think it goes off of like highest point
And your drinks, they can say something yeah, what's up, dude?
Um can I two weeks ago?
I just want to say congratulations for your title of defense against the eagle whoppers at USC three to a five
Round of applause wait. I'm sorry boss. I'm music slot. What did you say balls? Congratulations on what? I?
I would just like to say congratulations on your title defense against Diego Lopez at UFC
325.
Round of applause.
Round of applause, Anthony.
You did good.
They're saying folk.
What?
I don't know what that means.
Folk.
So I jumped to UFC 325.
You had an amazing performance.
You had that like, honest life.
You had like, you had some of the best like striking us, you know, that night man.
spectacular chat I don't know what
Volk is dude hi must you put up on OBS
are you the greatest fed up with about ten you doing all that boss I don't look
anything like this absolute bald bastard dude boss I don't look like this
The thing is, boss, I'm gonna have a full head of luscious high-bice-
ANOBES!
TWINS!
Bro, boss, I'm gonna have a full head of luscious hair in two months, dude.
Okay, like, six months.
Yeah, yeah, but, like, that's just in two months, is it?
Yeah.
That's in February.
TWINS! TWINS!
TWINS! This is definitely you!
MARVED!
FIREBALLS!
LUCK THE FUCKING-
Yep
We win our first ever tournament mother both my last three tournaments top 32 top 32 top 32
Not anymore. It's time to win
Yep, I'm the only person who's got you past the first round if I can do that I can win you turn
Bro both balls. It's not about getting me past it both. We both. Oh my god
Don't move, don't move, geek the best locked in, trust me.
First ever tournament win chat, covered in hot. First ever tournament win. First ever tournament win covered in hot.
30 minutes, they lost that one.
Alright, yeah, look at them.
If we don't move, it's maximum order.
Yeah, just think about it, no geeked while locked in.
What is this, Cobb? I mean it actually went that, it's green and right.
You go, you go.
Fuck off.
Balls, come on.
Yep, we're running this.
Beautiful start.
I was trying to mostly give him defense, he didn't sass it on me though.
He's got a little bit of wind on him.
I got that.
That's awesome.
I gotta get one.
Oh, he's missed it.
We just gotta win this guy
We do for our
Yeah, that's not happen
I'm two hundred thing
Yeah, he's got nervous
I got it
And it's not like both in the house you can get on that you
I like this, I'm prime of all out, with my parents!
Do you hear me? With my parents!
I'm blind, that's why you go past me.
I'm gonna get you!
Yes! Yes, he's in there!
I'm on the map.
On that.
Nice! Okay, I'm gonna get that back please.
I'm gonna drive no boost!
I'm boosted, I'm boosted, I'm boosted!
Is it gonna boost?
Right, he's gonna hit that, I get that.
Damn no boost, damn no boost, damn no boost!
He's got that.
Hit that on the rebound.
I got that!
You! You! You!
DAAAAAAAAT!
There we go!
My scot is a brother!
There it is, Bob!
There it is!
I know I messed that bunny to head, no boost one.
We bring this shithole in the tower 16.
You go!
Yup.
Oh no.
I got the top.
I got the top.
Flex him, flex him, flex him.
Oh god, that's good.
He can squirt all that.
Come on!
You can cut it!
Whoa, watch this!
What did I do?
Jump, get in my flicked.
See that?
I jumped off the wall and he misaligned his head.
You see that?
Yup.
Someone said nice silver gold, do you not process the fact that I just said I'm silver in tournaments, but wha?
Yeah, like the game's like, good fun, I could be SS.
Oh shit.
I mean, like the game's bad, man. Like, I could be SS.
Ah, shit.
I could be SSL, but in runs, there is some reason.
You see like ever ever get to like it's great for now like I won't ever seen it pop up and
I've never actually seen it before.
Well, if we can just keep this in the half, this half, I can't speak, in the half, okay.
I'm not lagging like, I'm not lagging badly anymore so I'm actually good with it.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah!
Good shot, folks!
Yeah.
Oh man, how do I remember the first time I got in your team and I was a bit lost but
I'm actually decent.
Me too, dude.
Yeah man that 1v1's backhand right there where they're coming.
Trash.
Shit there, shit there, shit there, shit.
Got that.
Nice touch ball.
Good touch, good touch.
Yes, yes, yes!
Swallowing it, swallowing it!
You, you, you!
Got this, I got this.
Wait, I'm right, I'm making a mid.
Nice fan.
Yeah, I mean I can't stop it now.
Hit that in.
You got that.
Yeah, I'm so good at back holding.
I don't know why, it's like...
I got this.
get it
home bar
right get back to the bend
alright stop
he's pumped his team up with the way I guess
come back with you
back close stop us
alright shut up we can run further
oh I said
yeah that's not bad dude
We have more shots at least, we have more shots.
Yeah, statistically we can just defend this full game and win.
Wait, there's no overtime in tournaments?
No, there is, but like, see if it lasts too long, I would just go to that area.
It's like, imagine like an overplay lasting a hundred minutes in a tournament.
Oh shit, straight down.
I have an idea.
Okay, now let's just take focus.
Keep clear of the rest.
Open the middle!
Open the middle!
Oh my god.
Walling it to you!
Yeah!
Yeah!
I was making a way back, I was making a way back. I had no idea.
Wait, one last chance.
Shit.
Jesus.
At the bottom!
At the fucking bottom!
I'm not bad, I'm not bad on this thing. I was being mad at you the whole time.
No, no.
Don't even say that, let's have a sec.
We made it to the next round, Balls. That is what I'm talking about, my brother.
Yep, the ball's on to the effect.
Yeah, see, it's a goal tournament.
So, advancing to round two versus to be determined. So we don't have our opponent yet, okay?
We got our fucking game.
We'll talk to the team names if there's a streamer's neighbors.
Line her up, BBC, Avechi, El Amor, Mario, pro.
Good, go-oblins.
Rocket League is live.
Nah, I don't think there's any snipers, bro.
We beat the framers.
Bro, how do you see all the teams?
Wait wait
Goon goblins that might be
Yeah, they won't fall on as well, so they might be bad enough points. They might be smalls
Okay, should be good
I've never heard this song.
I've never heard this song.
You like the music, miss him?
I haven't heard this song, chat.
I haven't heard this song, chat.
I think they trust me, hold right step, you'll get way more songs.
Hold left.
Right step.
It doesn't do anything.
It should, they should like show you other players.
Yeah, I've never heard that rockin' lead song, that was so big.
Alright bro, false.
We're in the top 16 now.
Let's win this shit.
He gets the top eight, bro. Come on.
Yep. Realistically.
Go start, man.
Like, we're Platts.
Well...
I don't know. I'm like...
I'm not Plat.
I'm Boston Plat, but I don't know.
So, I don't know where I'm...
Say that again, boss.
Like, we're both Platts. We should win this.
You're Plat, um...
Like, just a little tiny bit of skill, but we're Platts.
I'd say.
We got it.
We got it.
Balls, it's not even about your skill though.
Like, bro, the thing is,
balls, the reason why I like playing with you
is like, you
don't try to just skill the ball
for me the entire time, and you actually have
a defensive mindset. A lot of
people like to play with, just, I'll have the ball
and they'll run into me, or I'll have
an open shot and they'll run into the ball with no moves.
And it's, it drives me insane.
The reason why I like playing with you,
Because you actually like are a teammate
Yeah, and like when you're solo queue like you miss sometimes get a good team up sometimes up like bad like yesterday I was like
So looking like twos I had three goals like five shots my teammate and do nothing and had their dasty
They say bro, whatever we like blaming it on me
I thought you had that one off.
Right, it's time to throw this, it's time to lock the fucking, I thought you had that
one off.
I think on that one you had to boost.
Right we called that a go false hope.
We give them false hope, we'll give them too much confidence and then they fold under pressure.
It's fine, game's trust me.
My god.
Yeah, they're making mistakes already.
Shit, they're getting going this route.
Oh shit!
Oh!
You're actually the best, you're the best!
Oh my god, balls!
What is?
Oh, you're actually the best.
I think because you saved that one.
Yep, I mean that save doesn't just come from the leases, does it?
Fuck.
Let's see what's the best of them.
Yup, we have to win now.
You got that!
Well these guys are good at defending, so it's gotta be hard to score.
Demo in, Demo in.
Oh shit, yeah I can defend but I gotta keep it up.
You gotta keep the pressure on, don't go fast.
Damn Mike's nothing right now.
Yup.
I got that.
I can't fuck up that one but I think it's a little, a little attack here, I can't, oh
that's, I got that.
Try see if I can, yeah try see if I can, nah I can't.
I got it, I got it, I got it, I got it!
He's got it, he's got it!
You, you, you, you, you!
What a shot!
Is that him?
Now it is!
See ya in!
See that aura for a month? There it is!
I know it's...
Dead end, dead end, dead end, dead end!
like what I did shot so like we don't even discuss just click if it's on target
it's good. Oh shit.
I'm missing pure mob. It's just pure, pure mob. Keep us not intended to lose at all.
Alright folks, we got a minute 39 seconds to be great. Alright, I'm gonna need you to
play a little more aggressive but don't leave the net wide open you know what I mean?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Oh my god.
I just like, one thread in the boat.
Hang on. Easy.
You're the GOAL BALLS!
You're the GOALS!
I scored a pill shot somehow.
Top 8 is right now, buddy. Right now. Come on, balls.
No, no, he's like, missing it anymore. No, he's lucky goals.
Like, I could just set the goal. Like, we could just...
have it on target.
Now I'm good.
Look at this.
Right, they've scored three.
But even three, we've just got three go's while there's three here, there's one on go for me, a lucky go, and then a 1v2 go, they're not good.
Yeah like, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on.
Yep, yep.
I've got no vest.
She's like him.
Nice! Where do you get the boots?
We can just head there so that's going to be good.
It's in the box? Nah.
You got that?
Great.
You got that.
Ah, shit.
Go to the ball! Go to the ball!
BOOT BOOT BOOT BOOT BOOT
I FUCKING LOVE YOU
LET'S GO BOOT
See I told you the main game's got it
Right no more play defensive
We allow goals from play defensive
Let's just be offensive
Offensive best defense
Yeah they have more shots as well
That's not a problem
Like don't play defensive
Like sound defensive
I go, I go, you go back.
Nice.
Come with you.
I'm going in that, I'm going in that.
Oh my god.
False, we have a chance.
Go! Go! Go! Go!
Hit it up! Hit it up!
Hit it up!
Go!
Oh my god.
He's set to keep the tournament life alive.
Dead it.
Try to dead it.
You got a lot up. You're better off than a situation.
I'm ready to park.
I have a shot, I have a shot, I have a shot.
I'm gonna get the... oh no, I'm gonna get the net. You go ball, I go net.
Nice, I got it, I got it, I got it.
Oh my god, did you fall? Oh my god!
Yeah!
He's quite...
BOSS!
He just...
I love you!
BOSS!
Let's go!
Dude, is this our first time in the Top 8?
Is this our first time?
Nah, your first time in the Top 8
was a few days ago, also with me.
So I got you to the Top 8 twice,
and no one else has done that.
Why not a second well?
If we win this bro
My god, right. It's only gonna get harder. It's only gonna get harder. Yeah, I think tournaments are like the most fun thing in this game
Balls we're in the top eight my brother. We're playing against the squad. Okay. Our matches already
Cool this go this is not
Wow
I'm 20 second and goals
38
Bruh
There's a kid named Bye Bye Kid
Who has 8 goals
In 2 games
The next closest person is 5
Alright, thank god we're not playing
We're playing against Aaron, Pro and Toxic
Yeah, I think I don't know how the boss will shoot at me
I'm setting for most goals
Bro, there's a kid named Bye Bye with 8 goals
Well, can I get a flame in like semis or finals?
Alright, balls.
How confident do you feel, bro?
Never felt more confident in my life. I told you that save doesn't come for nothing.
Like, I should've clipped that. I should've clipped that and sent you tomorrow. I should've sent you that.
He's got to have closed one golf turn this before.
He's got a Liverpool PSP.
We win this we're in the top four guys right now. We're in the top
We win this we're in the top four
Yeah, it's not the end lock in
Bro they want a gold tournament in season 16 and 15 that was like ages ago, huh? Oh my god started all right
Alright, false locking, alright lock it, lock it. This is big, we gotta win this.
Yep, that was...
Ah, you stupid fuck.
Graphic was...
I got it.
You got that?
Nasty, nasty, nasty.
Nasty.
Fuckin' right.
He missed, he missed.
Yeah, he missed that, he's messed up.
My blade just fell good on the pressure.
I just flopped during the bowman. Thanks.
That's okay. We win this.
Come on up.
Watch the way they're flying. I'm getting treated like I'm the woman.
I got that.
Okay, try to call out whenever you want.
I got it, I got it.
Let's drop it.
No!
Wait.
Yeah, but that's like, suck under the ball when I don't know what's going on.
You're all out of your blood.
Right, that's like bags, they have like, they're all over us right now.
Oh, easy go.
Just look at the composure.
Cool, can't be collected.
if this game sits how it currently is, we'll advance 7%
last day of the month, last day of the month, I'm open
oh fuck yeah that's a stupid turn, but you're not me
bro, one's afk, not a good war, last day of the month
I'm going to get back. No, no, that's okay. It's okay. We have more shots. I don't know
because it feels like they've been dominating the full game, but we don't.
Oh dear.
Nice save, nice clear. I'm in that, go ball, go ball. I'm in that.
Holy s**t, I'm booed. One on one. Ah, isn't that nice? I guess not.
Let's off, let's off, let's go to the back.
I don't know how to last a safe, but something in it.
You get it.
Got it.
Try see if you can get an auto.
I'm watching out for the Fendt, yeah man.
They like to drop minty shots, they're good.
You need to spot the quick man.
It's the defensive masterclass man, this is what you call part of the boss.
We see one more minute of the best
No, we're an extra go
Which could be right now moving
Tries you just like had to like quickly across that was good
I'm in that
Oh no, that's your pass.
You got that, you got that.
AHHHHH!
WAKE THE PASS!
I'm gonna just head this up and just...
I hope you can get up.
No, no, no.
I'm gonna stay.
I got that.
Go, go, go, go, go, go, go.
Stand there.
Go, go.
Oh, no.
Oh, no.
Oh, no.
Yeah.
like being some mad fancy thing to predict him about the block, oh no, you got that.
So I was like under the ball, it was so awkward to say that, I was like under the ball, oh
I
Honestly just try like
Well, I need everything you got bro, I'm gonna dead it you score
It's a Wannaboo, it's a Wannaboo.
It's a slightly Wannaboo if you keep it on the wall.
It's a Wannaboo!
So like that's the best you've done so like that shows something good.
Alright balls, I'm gonna play once to try to get to Black, if you wanna play the threes
tournament in an hour, let me know.
Yep, also, before you go, I have like, something to tell you.
I've noticed, I've noticed in your chat, there is someone pretending to be me.
What is his name dude?
It is like for the exact same as me, but the first L is an I.
Like you don't need to ban him, alright.
I don't know.
I don't know, I just want to know.
I say we let him survive.
Because it's not like he's said anything crazy.
Alright bro, I got you.
But like I say, I say like, we're getting the IP, so people know who's actually me.
Yep, alright, fine.
Hi guys, get both IP.
Hey boss, me, you, Ryan.
3v3 tournament, one hour, alright?
Yep. I'll see you.
I'll see you once.
Oh god, I got a problem.
Hi guys, turn off TTS.
Turn off TTS.
Jack!
Turn off TTS.
I'm about to try to get plat in once.
Then we're going to play the 3v3 tournament in an hour.
I'm going to try to get plat in once.
Turn off TTS.
Snoggy docked cheer 500 bits, yo you should play the 3v3 tournament with me, in diamond
3 but plat in tournaments and I am the most mechanical diamond.
lucky ya
lucky ya
chat a tts on?
tts on?
yo charlie i'm not one for going to youtube tomorrow dude
i am 014 cheered 200 bits
yo junko you look like a big toe
chat so i'm trying to get platinum in 1v1 today
for the first time in my entire life
can we maybe say something uplifting positive and or holter
st4 ticked and cheered 200 bits
I didn't think it was possible, but you're uglier than before
We found 220 cheers 200 gifts hey there have so far time you are trash and look like my annual
Flare ever under sport cheered 300 bits, Pajax you were my client the other day, how
are you feeling after the full wax of the pubic hair?
First a part of the day is speed flipping on both kickoffs, cool.
Brian Bonacide 200 bits, have you been in the stream in a while?
And did you get a la pisha? Love from michigan. You suck.
I predicted I'm so gonna...
Evis says got cheered 200 bits. Did you have a great fall back so?
You look like my winner, and I think you will lose all of your games
Why does this only happen to my opponents I never get goals like this
Jenny I want
500 bits jinx to see I am Liam from Belgium you always cheer me up be watching you
I never fucking thought this would happen.
With on 220 cheers to 200 bits, I believe you can hit diamonds month and tender.
Just kidding, ignore the love I hate you.
Oh my god!
Flash fan 2349 cheers to 200 bits.
I don't even know what I could settle with Alapetia could let you.
Let's go!
Yeah, bottom of the boat, bottom of the boat.
I gotta find that bro, thank you so much.
Grand Sump's Cheer 200 bits.
Hey Jinx, see how does it feel getting parried in every game?
Bro shut up! Oh my god!
The 7th live cheer to 200 bits.
Bro Jinx, see when is the full GTA marathon.
I brought 30 cheered 200 bits, you have huge lives and terrible at rocket length plus
That's my bad pace.
How do you still have boost?
Oh my fucking god!
Are you hacking or something?
That's a 17 sheared 200 bits.
Can we get the blob fish off the left corner of the screen?
Oh my god, I just got fucking dribbled on.
Look at this guy's kickoff! Watch this car!
Make it underscore with underscore A underscore P-Match air 200 bits.
They're not the underscore cheered 200 bits, hijinxed suit.
How did you become so famous so fast?
Come on!
I'm shit-
I'm shit-
I'm shit-
I'm shit-
LET'S FUCKING GO!
Frosty cheered 200 bits
Yeah!
Cheered 200 bits
GTA Rp3
Oh my god, let's fucking go, bro!
What a game.
I don't understand.
I don't understand, this kid is just fast, he doesn't have boost to just outrun me when
I'm super sad at speed like out of this year. Here's the boost. No, no boost
Rise them four seven nine eight oh, oh cheer at 200 bits. You look like Johnny sins also you're horrible at this game
I'm telling you, I never have this much fortune when I play this game.
Marku 1177 cheered 200 bits, how much did they pay you to sell that last game?
Bonus on this call when cheered 200 bits, hey joeco we love you bro keep up your grind son.
That's going in fast.
Brows 42 cheered 200 bits, you look like an albino deformed version of the pupae left
in my toilet a couple hours ago.
Cheers 200 bits, would you rather fight one horse-sized duck or 100 duck-sized horses?
Close one, close one, close one!
I don't know, what the-
Yasper cheered 200 bits, hey Junko.
You are genuinely terrible and don't deserve Platinum being serious, please hit training packs you alien.
Alright, I'm gonna do about one more game of TTS and it's gonna be a tough one.
But, I'm not gonna play well with this.
I'm not gonna play well with that in my ear.
She has 200 bits, with your hair gone now what am I supposed to grab?
Love you, Jinx.
I
Like I could she had 200 bits pageant. Oh really appreciate you. I watch you every day love from England. Thank you
Well ones are just I don't know I
Don't know how to explain it. It's like I lose a 50 and he wins the game cousin or life. Oh Zany underscore
200 bits, hi Jinx T, my parents are divorcing and I'm having a hard time.
The only thing that keeps me happy is your screams.
Love you, Joel.
I love you too, bro.
How does he get that fast?
Oh, I have.
I'm above him with speed.
Basically on the score, he machined 200 bits, hey Jinx T, did you see column of day because
nine points in nine periods of the Olympics. Do you see that? Jack, I just fucking, I just fucking
dribbled him! Look at this. Left, right. Naked underscore with underscore A underscore B,
He not cheered 300 bits.
Hey, don't be ignored.
I love sending hate for my smile.
Yeah, OK.
Sure.
I got to get that ball.
I got to get that ball.
Cheered 200 bits.
Yeah, I should have hit it.
Jynx, please tell me you come to the piece.
So the way I can come to the piece, I should have hit it.
I should have hit it.
Bro, my opponents are like, trying to speedflip but failing so I just randomly get on the
goal.
With front 220 cheered, 200 bits, you added me on grinder then ghosted me.
What's wrong, my bald baby?
If you ever step foot in south-east in Wisconsin you will be turned into a tip.com and photo.
It's 200 bits!
Thank you for being yourself brother.
Never stop.
Come on.
Lent slung this whole chee at 200 bits.
Here you go.
You're genuinely in my top 5 people I'd like to meet.
Thank you.
Sending love from Croatia.
Thank you bro.
Got it out of Croatia dude.
Look at my bitch!
Oh no.
This is what I'm talking about.
I-I don't know.
Maybe I'm dog shit, but they get the best thousand.
Are you scared?
Wait, you said what? Carter gets on band tomorrow?
Zero Nights, who cheered 300 bits.
I just see someone said it yesterday, but you really have to play Detroit.
Become human. Trust me.
I will, bro, eventually, someday.
Bro, um...
Do you see the bounces this guy's getting?
He scored two goals off of just bounces.
Like I don't know, once a while I bring a massive 8200 bits, you're improving really fast, you'll be doing the SSL in no time, you're also a fat-balled jock.
I got you!
Team Truckie cheered 200 vixx.
Hey Jinx, see you on GCNRL.
All I got to say is good luck reaching Plat.
Hey, much love. Red heart emoji.
Whenever I'm worse off with the ball, I don't know what to do.
Like when I'm horizontal the ball I can I go to three one two seven cheered 200 bits
You've helped me battle with my GF breaking up with me and other stress. I'm in college in tantrums
You always make my day and we love you all the girls much luck
It's like, you've overrocketed this one.
It had 1221 cheered 300 bits.
Hagell, I love you.
You've just got out of surgery.
I'm in a wheelchair and I have enough energy to still turn off your stream sleep stream
and beats them up.
T8Lokman has cheered 200 bits.
Hey, Joe, we continue to punch my firebox,
and when do you get to stick to the cancer?
I gotta lock in.
I'm sorry, Joe.
I have to lock in.
I'm playing like shit with TTS.
I can't I can't do anything right right now
Other bad bounce I
Mean is one of us just kickoff bounces like is that all this is he scored twice from this by the way
We fifty-fifty a kickoff and then he gets the bounce
I don't know if I've gotten a bounce yet today literally
Come on!
Let's fucking go!
Please, not a bad balance, please.
Yes, I got one.
Yes!
Get back!
I got a balance!
I'll give it to him.
I tried to fake.
So if I commit, I just win the ball there.
He gets every ball.
He gets every bout, do the sections, that's good.
Good game.
NO! NO! NO!
OH MY GOD!
What a save and what a goal!
Ah, that's might be the best clip of my rock-a-league career so far.
Nice demo.
Good game! Good game! Good game! Look at that demo! Look at that demo!
He's still the CEO of the Pouses. This guy is in the circle. He had two goals on the
thousands
An epic save into a beautiful goal all seven seven by the way that was so
Fucking clutch like bro, that was so fucking clutch. Oh my god
That was
oh shit okay if I play music at the end on YouTube nothing if I play music at
that on YouTube
okay
See, this is why I get mad.
Because I'll go from playing someone who's literally like, aerioling, air dribbling,
and then I'll play this.
Do you know what I'm saying?
Like, do you know what I mean?
I'll go from playing, like, what is that?
I might as well just sit there.
I
Got
So he's in gold 3 doing a flip reset in mid-air.
So either he's the luckiest sword ever, or he's worth it.
I got him.
I just stopped the sword by the golfers.
I don't even know what to think, I don't even know what to think.
I kind of want to invite this guy to like a party or something.
Yeah bro, you're definitely gold 3 man.
For sure dude.
You're gold 3 and I landed on the moon last week.
This guy just did an air dribble flip reset.
And then he says, yes I can, even though I haven't typed anything, proving he's stream
stack things.
You're right, just run the party, just run the party.
Just run the party, just run the party.
Just run the party, man.
Yo, bro, what's up, dude?
Yo, yo!
You got a mic?
I don't know if I'm ever gonna get a boost again.
Bro, I wanna talk to this guy, but I don't think he has a mic.
You can just follow it in, like look at the aura.
Yeah, I mean, if that's a gold three, I legitimately like it. I like dick. I like dick.
Like, I don't know, he's obviously not Gold 3, but like he's going for so much aerials
and air dribbles, it's over as well the game's close.
Like he's just going for like a freestyle clip every 5 seconds, so I just get open goals.
I
I got this.
Shadow, I'll get the camera in a second.
Barrette.
Barrette.
Barrette.
Barret.
Barret.
Barret.
Barret.
Go fuck yourself!
Yeah, all right, so let's just start doing every time I like think someone is not the
rank they're supposed to be, we're just going to go to rocket league tracker and look up
their name.
So here we go.
First, first, first person astute tadpole 24.
I don't think this guy is gold three.
So let's just search it up.
Unless like in the weird reality where he just goes
for freestyle plays all the time
and doesn't care about winning.
A stoop tadpole 24, let's look it up.
Wait, how's that not coming up?
How about I search it up on Xbox maybe?
All right, here he is, let's check him out.
Peek ranking, plat 2 and 2v2s, current, current, peak ranking, rank doubles, plat 2.
How old is his account?
Is there a way to like check his shit?
Like is there a way?
I mean, he literally, he literally did a flip reset in midair.
He did a flip reset and was like almost speed flipping.
He has 1700 wins.
How many wins do I have?
How many wins I have?
Let's see.
So I have 381 wins.
So this guy has one, two, three, four hundred, eight hundred, twelve hundred, six hundred.
This guy has four times the amount of wins as me, but he has the same peak rank as me.
That's flat too.
Yeah, that doesn't really make any sense because why is he flip resetting?
So is it like his brother's account or something?
Because like I've never even seen a flat flip reset.
Yeah, I don't know. This game makes no sense. I don't know. This game, like, uh, yo, Miska Miska, I'm not joining your party. You've sent 85 invites in a minute. I'm not doing it.
The game has those structures. It's like, I'll play somebody who's gold three, they'll miss the ball, and then I'll win by nine goals.
And then I'll go into another game and I'll play somebody who's gold three and they'll flip reset and speedflip and I'll lose. It's like, I don't know. I've been complaining about the same thing for like a month. I don't understand.
There's no, there's no structure. It's just, it's just so random. Every game is just random.
Maybe like the higher ranks, it has more.
I don't know.
Another stream sniper here.
Wait, what did I do, Sang?
The last guy was responding to what I was saying in my stream, but I wasn't even chatting.
Yeah, the last guy was definitely.
He was just like literally responding.
I'm about five seconds away from getting on the scene.
What?
Hi?
What's up dude?
Psst.
What's up, man?
I'm gonna go play some.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
3 tournament in 30 minutes.
3 tournament in 30 minutes.
Give me that!
Give me that!
No!
When I'm horizontal with a ball, I don't know what to do.
I'm not a Greek philosopher.
Because if you move forward, they have an open net.
If you power steer, they have an open net.
If you stand still, nothing happens.
Like, when I'm directly horizontal with a ball, I actually don't- I don't know what
to do.
If you sideflip, it doesn't- it- the ball doesn't move.
I don't know.
I don't know.
It's like my greatest weakness.
If I'm horizontal with a ball, I may fall just stand over and let them fuck me in the
Let them fuck me in the ass!
Gets the perfect spawn point, of course!
How is he vacuuming me still?
I feel like I'm sober all over again, I don't know, I'm like committing when I know they're
Closer to the ball, Adam.
Oh
Thank you, bro. I needed that man. Thank you
Yeah, I don't know today's not my day today is not my day
Yeah, we fun, we fun. Dude, today is just not my day. I didn't lock in for this tournament. It's 30 minutes.
He was like, giving me goals and then sweating his balls up.
I don't know what that was.
GGs, bro.
GGs, my boy.
GGs, GGs.
Bro, I'm just playing like shit today.
I don't know.
I'm literally just playing like shit.
I don't know, I'm literally just playing like shit.
30 minutes till the tournament.
Rue's giving you the win and you're still losing.
If he was giving you the win, bro,
I would have had 25 goals.
If he was just letting me shoot,
he was like giving me a goal and sweating his nuts off.
But he ultimately just let me win.
How are you how are you saving this?
Yeah mom, oh my god.
I'm gonna lose by 12.
This is the best goalkeeper performance I've ever had.
Do you see what he's doing?
Yeah, I don't know. Worms is unplayable.
This guy gets a perfect save.
I'm just gonna play three to my tournament team and warm up.
He just did a flip reset in midair.
I think Worms is just... it's so easy to slam.
So then he says, bro, I'm EU plat, which is just him admitting to stream sniping.
Yeah, this is insane.
This is actually unplayable.
Smurfs ruined this game.
Yeah, but it's like...
i can't even put it into words because it's not even like
smurfing is already a problem like it's already a horrible problem
but when i'm streaming
and playing ones it's like a fucking epidemic
i honestly would say it's like sixty percent of the games is smurfed
know what i play against is actually the rank they should be
Yep, going back for it, for the free setting, getting epic saves.
I'm out of system music before I have an actual breakdown.
I don't know if I can even play Ones on stream anymore.
Cause I'm telling you, Ones is worse than anything.
I think it's because Ones is the least populated servers.
So like Ones has less, okay.
I mean, like literally, like you're just literally a loser on God.
Once is like, once has the least amount of players, like twos has way more players.
So it's harder to get into my games because there's more people queuing.
But once it's just instantly.
Well played.
That's all good, bro.
You're still a loser.
You can stream snip and smurf all you want.
You're still a loser.
All right, bro, I'll be back.
I'm gonna go P and I probably gotta put on music.
I gotta play through.
I cannot play once.
Once is officially on stream.
Literally.
.
.
.
.
.
.
All right, man, tournament is in 27 minutes, 27 minutes.
All right, YouTube, I'm sorry.
I got an N, bro.
If I don't start listening to music soon, I'm going to literally have a mental breakdown.
YouTube, I'm gonna be streaming the tournament on Twitch, but I gotta listen to music, bro.
I'm literally about to have a mental fucking breakdown.
Every game I play of Ones, it's just a smirk.
Like, this isn't like...
I play Ones off stream, none of my opponents are flip resetting, none of my opponents are air dribbling, none of my opponents are speed flipping.
speed flipping. As soon as I get on stream and play once, it's literally every game.
It's every game. Every game. It's every game. It's every game. It's literally every game.
I'm gonna cue ones, twos, and threes at the same time.
Maybe this will help with the stream slapping.
Pick the vibe, Chef, dude.
Oh
I can't tell you what I'm doing
So much in my mind
I don't care if I don't crazy
I'm a little better than a little better
I'm a fuckin' workaholic with a bitch
With my heart beat ramping as an artist
Which has to be a part of
I'm stuck out to no corner in the start-up
Try to do the right thing and please come up
All I want to know is where the fuck did you have to go
I've been waiting on you baby
Why don't you leave?
you
you
you
you
you
You
You're going to have to borrow your pussy!
Let's get that one more time on a punchman face.
FS.
Stop typing and score.
So he's intentionally going afk.
So we're losing 2-0, he votes to 4-5, I score.
Now he's intentionally going AFK
If I stop faking
It's always the worst players that have played you the most.
It's like a rocket meat rule.
The worse you are, the more you blame me.
I mean, good God.
This guy legitimately like my teammate I'm not even kidding when I say this
This guy might be the worst human being I've ever encountered in my 24 years of gaming.
Literally.
Like, I'm not even kidding.
I
Yeah, good boy. That's what I thought. That's what I fucking thought. So let me just break
down what just happened. So my teammate, um, Chad Shady, 500, 500, um, we're losing the
game two to zero he says and I quote um or no he he votes to forfeit um I'm not
chugged so I don't forfeit I immediately score right after and even after I
immediately score she starts intentionally going AFK like starts
intentionally going AFK just so we lose and mind you like he's plat one so like
I'm bad. He's bad. I'm making mistakes. He's making mistakes. But like, because he's so fucking
out of no because he's so fucking delusional and psychotic and sociopathic,
instead of just playing out the game, because like, I have times, I have moments all the time,
which I'm not reporting about. I don't care. I have moments all the time where like,
Like, I think my teammates are making mistakes, and I've never once intentionally grieved
the game.
Never once.
I actually never even messaged anything.
He's messaging like the cussing emoji, this party is my third eye egg!
you
you
you
you
you
You
Where am I supposed to go for the ball?
Where am I supposed to go for the ball?
Because every time I go for the ball, my teammates steal it from me.
Where am I supposed to go?
I
Oh my fucking god
My bad Superman. My bad Superman. My fucking bad.
Suck my hairy nuts!
Can you chill out please? I'm trying to sleep. Bro, turn the screen down, bro. I'm not chilling.
Let go of yourself, you son of a bitch!
my dick off in Platinum II 3's and I'm still the MVP!
I'm a cashier, I'm a cashier, A-Seth, and a bad man
Oh, so I make a bitch a-ass, I'm a cashier
I see dead people now, I see dead people all
Love, pretty, fly, oh, bitch, I be-
you
you
you
you
you
I'm going to go back one time, I don't think I could, these guys will be trapping rappers
like they should.
That isn't it.
Tournament in seven minutes.
Tournament, no, tournament in six minutes.
Tournament in six minutes.
Tournament in six minutes, y'all.
Tournament in six minutes.
I'm trying to sleep, keep it down.
Zap for the 99th time.
If you're trying to sleep, that's not my responsibility.
Turn down the volume of the fucking stream or leave.
Assemble the troops.
Turn around six minutes.
Your balls, nice bro-pop picture.
Nice bro-pop picture.
Gamer of the Year 2023.
Uh, yep.
Yes, and yes, chat.
We're dragging that shit for 30 years.
Yeah, we're dragging that.
Yep.
Oh yeah, we're dragging it.
Hey, don't ever forget.
Tell your fucking, chat, tell your grandma.
Tell your grandma.
I'm the 2023 Gamer of the Year.
Yes, we're dragging that.
Yes.
It's not here we go.
It's not here we go.
I'm fucking dragging it.
All right.
First time we're turning the wind coming in hot.
Wait, where's Ryan?
I thought I thought Ryan wanted to play he's right not on oh my god really get
some who can we get in five minutes oh my god right here yes right and I thought
you were gonna show up baby boy what do you mean I'm here bro I know that's what
I'm saying I thought you I told you I was gonna play the 3v3 one okay are you
are you ready to win are you ready to win oh we're winning this tournament
if we lose this tournament I'm literally going to end my stream you're
gonna end your stream now you know what I probably won't I'm probably gonna stay
out till 10 and play the TV2 tournament because I'm literally a child hi guys I
have to be to turn about 10 to the title thank you have we know this buddy hi
guys once again what if I asked case so if you wanted to play the 2v2 tournament
at 10 bro I'm sure he would be down because he normally goes live at like
915 dude let me text him and see what he says
Let me text him, let me text him, bro, that would actually be fun as hell, so I don't
picture of what I'm talking about, too.
All right, boys, we need a teammate.
We need a teammate.
Um, John, you're a share of the captain.
What about
What about team clean team clean
Who's that are y'all know legitimately who's fucking
That's a good team. That's a good team name bro. It rhymes. We just
Because we're not even in your absolute chug
First off, watch that fucking shit. Watch that shit.
Yo, can you stop yelling into my teammate?
Or to our fellow teammates?
Yo, join the game. Ball's arriving, ball's arriving.
I'm joining you right now. If it doesn't work out, I'll invite you.
It should work out.
Yo, why is it not letting me join you?
We have two minutes.
We're so close. We have two minutes.
We have two minutes. We have two minutes. We have two minutes.
We have two minutes. We have two minutes.
Step it on me
Wait, I'm restarting my game. What up? It says joining and then nothing
We're fine, okay, we're fine
80 seconds
Oh my god
YOU'RE STRUGGING ME OUT!
Believe it, something went wrong with that ass.
Uh, chat?
Keso said he's down to play the 2v2 tournament.
Let's go!
Chat, alright.
High five, that's the best title.
2v2 tournament with Keso at 10.
And we'll play the second chance.
Bet.
Alright, alright, alright, guys, we have a minute, we have a minute, we have a minute.
I'm loading, I'm loading, I'm loading.
Bro, can you fucking stop talking to your chat?
I'm waiting for it. Where is it? Okay. Wait, what's going on? Why is it not working?
Listen, balls in my ass.
Balls in my ass.
Balls in my ass.
Balls in my ass.
Balls in my ass.
I know.
Balls in my ass.
Give me yours, give me yours, give me yours.
Don't even make a team name if you join.
Just start it.
Oh, balls in my ass.
Ryan, join!
I'm trying!
Oh my god, I'm actually going to have a...
I'm actually going to have a...
Wait, what?
I'm going to have an A.
But it's worth serving me.
Invite him, invite him.
Get in, get in.
I'm going to have a...
Oh, my god.
Oh, my god.
Just make a team name.
We're gonna do 36. One name, one name.
Yo, Vokesman.
Do you see, ZG, whatever the fuck that is, bro?
Like, this guy's like spamming me like fucking crazy.
Ryan, love and positivity.
5, 2, 3, team fitness.
Ryan, love and positivity.
Fuck that shit, fuck that shit.
Alright, first ever tournament win right now, dude.
3 first round, and hey, I'm not showing a little bit of positivity!
Shut up with that 3 first round!
IT'S RADIC BALL TRIP!
Alright y'all, wait why did the balls leave the party?
He did not leave the party, what do you mean?
No, he's still here.
Oh, he's still here? Yeah, he's still here?
Oh, I thought you meant...
I thought you meant the end game.
Why did he leave the party?
Chad, y'all are hilarious, bro. Yeah, top 32 incoming.
Wait, why did he leave the party?
I don't know why he left the party.
I do you think I'm like some all-knowing wise wise fucking guy
Stop stop stop stop stop
Stop yapping to me. I don't know what happened. I didn't mean much
You're still in the game, right? Yeah, yeah, I'm sorry
Yeah, thank god
Yeah, you know I said anything with the profile
Bro you playing GTA 6 that's not like it's nothing special
Everybody can do that
What is this? What is this?
Bro, it's so easy to do, bro.
So what damn, what damn, keep it a secret.
Yo, okay, Jaycee, I'll tell you how to do it for 500 euros.
See, this one's like, no, no, stop right there!
Why is everything about money, Ryan?
Oh my god, not this one!
Ryan, kill me.
Ryan, why is everything about money, dude?
bro you just what's wrong with having like a mindset like that bro I'm just
trying to make one dude you know something I'm gonna go to matter
let's do oh you're when I'm gonna go to Amsterdam is that a good idea or bad idea
um I mean if you want to like get high it's a pretty good idea you're doing see
if you're if you are the same HR if I'm a matchman you should come to Scotland
for it. An IRL stream with balls on the field.
Yeah, balls. Me and you are going to do an IRL stream, dude.
Yep. Balls. What do you want to do? No, plan it out, plan it out. Let's do it. What do you want to do?
Just like rent an apartment, just normal stream.
Go to a rangers' patch.
Go to a black rangers' patch? Okay, that's a good idea.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
A rangers, if you can get tickets for that.
Okay, okay, if I go to Netherlands, uh, am I gonna meet you?
We could
It depends
I can like promise you anything
I'm not ran. How much money am I gonna do over the years 2000?
like 2k but it was like deserved you know and it took you like it took you like
years to pay it did not take years bro it took you two years
whatever I'm not even turning on you know well look oh jeez and I'm up here
right yeah see he's just telling the truth bro he's not being on anyone's
he's just on the truth
alright guys, ready to out, it's time to win this tournament
oh shit
are we gonna draft the elephant?
why those people joining again?
wait, who joined our game?
Beth got in some doubts
they left?
did they join?
why did he leave again?
why did he leave again?
he left the party
of the party
right up here off to appear off
i'm i'm trying to be more just spending the like crazy but right if i
heard of it maybe i'm gonna kiss you
uh... i'm so good of that
stay the fuck away from it
right if we were the sort of a bit of a kiss you
i guess i'm so i don't know that's like
Arrest me, right?
No, what if you want me to, dude?
Wait, Ryan, how old are you?
21.
I'm 21.
See, Chad, Ryan is ank, right?
He's ank.
It's not Jettys.
It's not ank, man.
Chad, it's not Jettys.
Your life might hold on.
Alright, you guys are gonna make a deal.
If we win either of these tournaments...
Oh, shit.
Guys, if we win a tournament tonight,
I'll give you guys both 500 euros.
Oh, bad sales.
Sales.
You gotta be on the bed.
I think that's the motivation.
Not that you can have Pasha, but I will find a way to get that money, so I'll set it up and then it's a...
Which means...
Listen, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo!
No, no, if we win a tournament tonight, this tournament or the second chance, 500 euros each deal.
Yep. Right, so this is what's gonna happen.
We're trying to get the ball right up front.
I'll go, I'll go, I'll be the vendor.
And I think if it all makes sense for joint, you'll share, we'll go with the two of us, it's in the middle of that.
go shut up with the time don't show me shit I don't look anything like that guy
oh yeah yeah yeah send it into the app
me me me me me me come on please fuck nice
come on come on
if you can just if you can just like
I got a rock in out of this 500 euros
the ball is lagging like crazy
the boss is on line
Oh my god
I got that
No, I know
The ones sting by money
I like money, I mean the ones
Yeah, now there's 500 euros on my pocket
I'm gonna check, see that's all you need to say
See if you can find it or not
I will tell you to the desk whatever
Okay, okay
Fuck out here
Someone at that
I'm out of here man
Over the metal
Wait
You gotta die
Fuck
FUCKER!
Bro, how? That was a hard shot!
You would not have finished that!
You would not have finished that, bro!
You're a deaf and rich information.
Oh, good.
Oh, my...
What the fuck was that?
Alright.
You don't ever say that's on me
Can you just fucking laugh at me?
I wish I remembered
I just remember, the shots died really
As long as it's like, as long as I'm drawing and get like 20 shots
Easy FGM, take advantage of that
This guy's just saying he's kicked off
I don't know what it's from
He's just snacking things, his tournament.
On the L.S.A.C.F.R.C.F. tournament.
That's good.
He's dead.
Oh, game off!
Oh, game off!
That was...
Really bad though.
Wait, well, if we win, how am I gonna pay? You got paypal?
Um...
No, like, what's case scenario, you can maybe just, like,
send it to someone I know or something.
Meh.
We'll figure it out, we'll...
We'll cross that bridge and we get there. Right now we're in trouble.
Alright?
Yeah, like we went back off actually right
Jhinz you noticed all the only time I'm not going for that are you fucking stupid?
Sorry, sorry
I wouldn't commit to that
Bro take that sass out of the box
Bro take that damn
Man, you're like a sassy bastard
I'm not sassy bro
What do you mean?
That's it
votes are
walking out
nice nice nice
see that's what he's probably
oh yeah yes you will
hit it hit it hit it
no
fuck
i'm feeling so better now
how much is 500 euros in pegs
I think it's a little bit... over...
What about her, you know?
Get it out of here, guys.
Fuck.
It's okay, guys.
It's okay, because you got Erdent in Hollywood.
You got Erdent in Hollywood, dude.
it's okay
look at that asshole
look at that setup
oh my god
y'all, listen
okay, pounds is worth more, so
five hundred and five
but you have to do this with my friend
get the gal key whatever
gotta step my fucking attack in game one
i mean, we won this game anyway, man
we can just set back off the escape
i think
no, i'm trying to
wait, no, no, bad mindset, bad mindset
Why!
I FUUUUUUCKED IT!
Woah! Stay focused the more way, don't kick your feet off balls!
I'll focus, bro.
that's an ox
Jingseey, what are you doing though you're standing still buddy?
I'm gonna wake up
Oh dude
Most of my offense, you scored 1 good goal the rest are 0
I
Sure it's after merchant
Someone get it
I'll leave that all for you
So bad.
I got a lot easier though.
There it is! There it is guys!
Good check, good check.
I don't know about y'all, I'm sick and fucking tired of losing every god damn tournament I play.
Can we win?
I mean, notice how the only time he didn't get first rounded was with me and boss.
See, this, yo Ryan, you're really sassy. You're really sassy.
It is, it is, it is.
What?
I'm gonna be pissed off.
Yo.
Okay.
Okay, now we can kick Arvita.
Got it!
Yeah, we're done.
Now it's gonna be called a dominant performance.
That is dominant.
I think I get one more.
Fuck.
That is fucking dominant.
Now, here's the thing, we're in the top 16 now,
all right, opponents are gonna get harder.
Balls, you're our goalie, bro.
Think of yourself as Alson Becker, all right?
Right?
I'm a knock.
Right, think of yourself as Zabaslai, okay?
And then me?
Zabaslai.
I'm Ekotike, yes.
I'm Ekotike.
That is how our team works, bro.
You're Ekotike.
Yeah, look at my goals, buddy, yes.
whatever makes you sleep at night, bro.
You're like R9, but not going to have the R9 just when it's complete mode.
Yeah, yeah, sure. You're Ekotike, not like, sure.
No, yes. I'm Ekotike.
No, yeah, I'm not Ekotike from fucking Teemu.
Meran, here's the thing, dude. Ask yourself this. Which player are you?
Who do you want to be?
I told you last time, Tony Cruz.
Okay, and I agree, because you have two assets. So you know what?
them some musty and said I never said I never said we're gonna lose wait but Chad
if we lose this are we out of the second chance as well right okay but we're not
losing this we're winning this shit I say every was you give us the same awful
tomorrow that doesn't box move there's tournaments every day
I shoot me.
Look at all shot on the air bro.
You should honestly like do, you should do like,
you should do like more pamphlet on to enemies.
Like that one, that last one you done, that one was one of the worst.
You actually like, some of them have green roads.
You have a rumble drop shot.
I think you get it.
Oops, sometimes you get it.
Nah, just the first one you got was like just terrible.
I'll be honest.
Like, it's a fake Zed or fake musty.
It's a fake Zed or fake musty.
Yeah, I'm sure Musty would do that.
I thought you meant the main client, but it's just one guy.
Sorry, I said you then me. That's on me.
Listen guys, I never did a lock-in.
Randall, just give him the ball.
Bro, I just...
Brust it for us as well.
Oh my god.
That's good, that's good.
Oh, they're fucking soft to me.
That's your way, that is.
If we just get one, we'll...
What?
Are we dead ass?
What are you doing?
Bro, wait the fuck off!
You're right.
I have no boosts and the ball's above me. What am I doing?
Brian to tell me that we just passed on the ball like that. You created that whole entire goal
Wait, why did I pass the ball today in the corner bro? I saw in my life, Ryan. If they're not approaching you just wait
Oh, I'm in that
Oh
No, no, no, it's getting scared.
No, worry, worry.
Nice, go around, go.
Go, go around.
It's a piece of...
I got it, I got it.
Wait, that's me.
Open that.
Open that.
Oh, Paris is way back.
I got it, I got it.
Yeah
You're on it
It was
No way that went straight in.
That was just like pure luck.
Bro, the jump from the last guys to these guys is actually insane.
I'm not even like this is insane.
Bro, these guys go way out of the last guy.
They're blasts.
We got to really get it out!
Guys, we got to get it out!
Bro, we should have-
I got it, I got it, I got it.
We can do these weird flicks up in front of our net.
Hit it out like that!
That's not me hitting it out.
That's hitting it out.
Bro, because you did hit it out.
Brad, I had the ball, so I could have dribbled up the side line.
You psycho!
get down get down get down
roll up
these guys go for them, there's a lot of water ahead of them
we need to squirt a little
yeah
come in there, go to the wall, I'm in there
nice
bro, they're just on our ass bro
I'm back! Fall back over the low!
Ah, try it.
I have no boost.
Try a day.
Hit it, hit it, hit it!
Voila.
Sit.
Sit, sit.
It's going high, two-strike, two-strike.
get this
don't f**k you
these guys are just
i don't know what to say
look at this bolt
this is a gold tournament by the way
yeah that's okay
that's diamond
If there was a gun to my head and I had to, like, and I had a hundred chances to try that, I would just, in fact, have a little bit of it.
Yeah, look.
Guys, we have one chance left.
Guys, we have one chance left.
Bro, we're not winning this, bro. It's not, bro. I'm sorry, like...
It's over, bro.
Try that.
Come on, everyone.
Fuck.
There's one more tournament, I think at 9th, that's a pretty meekie.
I don't think I'm doing it.
It's a pentathlon tournament.
Alright boys, GG, we'll run it tomorrow.
We're on GG's.
We'll chat on the bright side.
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Chat, any song requests? Any song requests?
I don't even know what she said cause it's fun, it's fun, and she's got it done, like it's fun, she's got it fun, it's fun, just like it's fun, I don't even know what she said, but this is what it is.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait,
he broke it. Oh my god, we got back in it. Top Fiber. Top Fiber's back moments. Top Fiber's
back moments. Top Fiber's back moments. Is that going in or no, I can't tell.
W honor, Jack W honor.
Bro, I think my depth perception is far.
That ball is just spinning, right?
I need a somber quest for overtime.
Yeah, that ball's not moving.
We're going overtime.
Jeff, what is this somber quest for?
I got it.
I got it.
I got it.
Are you fucking kidding me?
Thank you.
Wow. I am absolutely flabbergasted that I just lost like that. Literally. I'm absolutely
He's going to have a bastard.
He's going to do some squishes packs.
I'm below the ice.
Cannot believe that.
I'm going to play squishes packs, dude.
What happened?
You may want to know.
There's the worst thing I've ever seen.
Jack, you know what I struggle with, bro?
Is if I can't jump and boost at the same time.
So like when I double jump, I lose all my boosts.
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I'm not a toddler, but just seeing my teammates
clip into the wall and then run away from the ball,
like that set me back mentally so much.
Like I already know I have to commit there.
I'm not like a bronze, but like,
just seeing my teammate tripping over himself, I don't know.
Drop it, drop, drop!
The other team is like 2009 Barcelona, and then my teammates like flipping into the goal post.
This is actually, like, it's honestly laughable at this point.
So like, I'm legitimately curious, um, what is he doing?
I'm being serious, like, I don't think he's hit the ball yet, Chad.
Whatever, this is a banger song.
And then he's like late to the kickoff.
I mean, see, like when I complain about my teammates, it's actually so valid.
I'm traveling through the song, but he messes up every one second.
You're late to the kickoff, so then I go to play the second touch,
but then because you're late to the kickoff, I have no time to react to the shot.
I
I think we actually might lose 25 to 0.
I'm not even kidding.
I'm all alone
When my tears hang you start
I'm all alone
I'm all alone
My tears will be gone
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And with a functioning brain, right?
If you don't have an angle on a shot, instead of hitting it into the wall for no apparent
reason, maybe just leave it off and hope your teammate's following up.
Like this is like just the fundamentals of being a person, like I don't understand.
How's he flat?
So chat, as God as my witness on everything I love,
that was the worst platinum one teammate
I've ever been paired with.
If you don't have an angle on a shot, fine,
just leave it off and maybe just hope
your two mates behind you.
That's what I would do.
Instead of just kidding into the wall,
it's like, what's the point?
Because then if I am behind you, I can't shoot it.
Also, here's another thing.
Let me know if this is relatable, chat.
Let me know, whenever y'all solo queue twos,
do y'all have like a heart attack on every kickoff?
The third kickoff of the game,
my teammate just like drives then stops
so then they get an easy shot.
Like I feel like every time I play twos,
I literally have a fucking aneurysm on every kickoff.
I'm watching them like a hawk to see what he's doing.
Because like, so we're paired up together, he's on the left, so he's supposed to go.
He starts full sprinting, so I start coasting behind him, and then he stops, he just stops
his car for no reason.
So now his car is here, I'm here, but the other team is just going to get a free shot
in our met, and I'm too far committed to save the shot, because I thought my team was committed.
Like it's literally briefing, it's actually insane.
Disgusting.
It's going to be a rough night.
Don't be a star, mi amigo.
What are you doing?
how are you at midfield? like they're in our net, where are they? how are you at midfield?
We've been doomed if I mean after all the things that we've been through
I thought I knew something that you ain't told me
Hey yeah, I feel it's the things that's the only way
And now you wanna be bad like I don't know
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See me before I don't cool off the fryer
Wanna stay trying to love my young
Can't wait to know where from they in
I got you be straight, I got you be crack
I brought you ten so that even
For this pink sweat I bought you be chipped
I get back at the key eyes
For more they can't get a refund
You know that's what you know
You be for the fun more men up and go like me now
Call up a friend and I'll be fine
They don't know be like the trio
I can't hang in your nilo
When it don't like it, thank you bro
For more they give me a b-roll
Cause you count on my hands, treat money like friends
I'll make a whole day, why you want the same way?
I'm a hell of a cat, throwin' out the track, throwin' away
I'm a bitch, we all for cool, she be seein' my pussy
I'm startin' his ass, if you let me be plant
Fast money and hot topic, make me ball up when I ice
Cause I'm a hot cat, shopper, I'm never hot as fuck
I'm mad like lucky, but I'm in it for the money
Cause I'm proven and I've got you, I really know how to handle it
I'm a good man, nigga, they can do you with a lot of love
I don't know how to deal with it, I'm not a part of it
I'm a part of it, I'm a part of it
I'm a street, I'm a street, I'm a street
Gotta talk to God, I'm a man
I'm a street, I'm a black, I'm a chief
I'm alive and settled in
And my leg ain't keep the key
If you see it, take it back, it's an outfit, not the key
It was a whip, it's a little brandy
It's a shame, it's all you see
I'm walking around my party, new sports, it's party life
I got a drug and band, I'm party stealer
Make the sky spark, it's GF-free, love
Maybe you know, ring a child, but
It's too much money in my country
Anybody come to town, it's for you, it's a lie
I can't even afford to say which one is why you drive
Got your weak and talky, I got pretty high lousy airport
Bet you got the money to check my race, that bitch is a president
I call these experts, you know me too, you're a president
I run around on shit, ain't a ride with these ladies
I only like my law ideas, I'm so snagged I really like tall girls
And I ain't no one to kill, she wanna know how to get to my heart
I don't see how to talk to you, I buzz around and bitch
Don't even mention it, I still wanna know
I want you to pay attention to TLGOS on this next kickoff.
I want you to pay attention.
Pay attention to them.
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I'm coming from right away!
You're trying to say I was gay!
I had it planned with a man this little dude who just wasn't here
Uh, but who doesn't even know that you see that I like it?
Nah, that had to be intentional.
There's literally no planet where that's not intentional.
He-
You're lucky to be there with your mama right there, cause you don't see things
She would've got them, because I was born with this stuff, and she would've killed you
I'm burning that hand, I'm used to it, my pants is gonna rot up, I'm still here
I chop open zazz, I chop up the strings, I'm gonna use these keys
I come with a lead, I let your mother tumble the bees
I'm not just business, they kill the street
I'm turning the chopper into music from the beat
Trust me, trust me, dude
I had a drone with a can, it's for the lonely nigga
Playing this bitch, got me down bad
You know I'm convenient, wide from this man's shit
Child death is so tight
Then there's a bill, you'll see with a street
Put my hands in front of my drive, I come back and say they hate me
I need some red new ties, I burn off for the zealots
Where you going?
I know I fell in the time, I know I demand a case, hey she
Couple names I done seen in the dog, I know I heard that word
Couple names I done seen a couple of us, man, a couple of us
Woo!
Search, search, search, search, search, search, search, search
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Yeah, TLG is smurfing.
Uh, yeah, TLG is smurfing.
Holy mother of God.
Watch out, 1-1, 1-1, Squirtle?
1-1, Squirtle?
Is that 1-1?
Squirtle on?
Squirtle, get up!
Squirtle, get up, get up!
Watch out, did that win?
1-1, Squirtle?
What was the percentage I got, like 60?
Or I don't know if the fucker's on.
Did he get off?
64.
Did he get off?
Did he get off?
Bro, what we going to score on 1vp?
Out of the chat. Did he get off?
Surf, surf, surf, surfing?
Bro, I'm flat- Yo, yo, yo.
I'm flat 2 division 3.
Guys, look at my threes, Frank. Bro. I'm actually close to Plat 3.
Alright, but I'll wait and see if Sportal attacks me.
Uh, pay out or refund? No, just refund.
It's like, I don't know if he's smirking, but I'm not taking any chances.
But if he was like a good smurf, he probably would have had like fucking eight goals, so
like, I don't know.
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I had no fun, no one to die on
When I'm gone, no more, all I've done
We had our fun, fun
But now I'm done, uh
You crazy, can't take it
Just wanted to see you naked
Hard times like when you can't waste it
What's the price of faith?
Cause I can taste it
So I'm chasing
And I'm facing
A little emissary
Might be good for me
Oh, my soul turned down
Before the sun and I said
Go to hell, but I told
I don't wanna hit you
No, I mean well, then you know
That I ain't going nuts
All right!
Let's call a spade a spade.
This guy's not going through.
All right?
He's aero-ed it.
Like, what?
He speed flipped the last kickoff.
Like, this one's going to kick off.
Here comes the air dribble.
This is my favorite when they give me goals or something as if I'm supposed to be thankful.
It's like dude, I don't want to play you.
I don't want to play you.
How do we even snipe this?
I mean, I'm going to give you the win, yeah, bro, I'm going to be honest, I don't care.
I don't, I don't, I don't can't. I don't wanna play.
It's like so depressing. Oh my god.
Every game of 1v1s in Goal 3 is literally health, health.
I made a rainbow, you'll see it in my face
So I'm afraid of gangsters, but you ain't never afraid of gangsters
Yee-eah
You just gotta tell me what you want
Let me try that kick on
All you do is punch, punch, punch
Group cut funnels and chums
That's 5,000 for a dog
It turned bad, can't cause
First mill of friends with your boss
That's 5,000 for a dog
You make it work for me
You get it working in my room
It's done not for a buck
You need a birth to speak
I make the work to be
I'm in the back
Turn to the D.I.P
I make the work to be
I'm back on hold
I make the drugs if I can't brand it
Oh, but I know
I make the skill to preserve this respect
And that my show
I make the steps to play
And that my show
I'm in the back
So sweet that my speaker won't trip
My chin is so tight they don't fit
Yeah, I'll walk around with a stick
On my hip, in the ice, diamonds right behind my lip
Down one way, I can keep me on my wrist
Dammit, some problem, I make it got me sick
Grouncin' is missing all with the rig
Flexin' on these sand dunes, who sent me my back
Made it from the soil, made it from the wreck
Wristin' me a first, rishin' me a last
Hell you, you know I got swag
I've a rubber band, bop and nuffin' sand
I move around by...
God, just be making people cryptic. What does that even mean?
What does that even mean?
Nice shot. Oh, thanks, bro. Yo bro, can you stop uh stream sniping on a
uh gold three account when you're probably like champ? Can you please stop?
It's not cool or funny. You're just an annoying little shithead. I don't know. I don't know. I don't
sense. Do something else with your time, please.
Good God!
Big Bang, man!
Bro, I've been gold 3 and 1s for like a month.
Like, you gotta understand.
Every time I play, it is the smurf.
Not, not 50% of the time.
Not 70% of the time.
Not 80% of the time.
Not 90% of the time.
100% of the time, it is the smurf.
Oh, God!
God can strike me down with a lightning pull
I'm being pulled in the tip of my dick if I'm lying.
100% of the games is A-Swerve.
When I play Offstream, I like Dominic.
I'm like Kobe Bean Bryant.
When I play Offstream in Ones,
my 100% is just like 97%.
When I play Offstream, it is a Smerf every game.
On God.
On God.
I'm seeing double looking to my
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Shelf is prison, paradise
Everything's in your pockets
Take a look in that mirror
Now tell me who's the best
Is it you?
Is it me?
Say it's us
In all the greed, baby
Jump in the cat, it feels
Wasting miles, yeah
Anything you want
Just put one aside
Shoot it, sir, baby
Shoot it, sir, it's all
What's wrong doing that give and say?
You're fat we might be able to get diamond right now
All bullshit aside, I'm not even trolling if I party up with these guys. I could get diamond. I'm not even kidding
No, they laugh
I'm Plat 3.
Let's just do a queue.
Bro, I'm Plat 3 Division 2.
Oh my god.
What?
What?
I might get diamond right now.
I'm not gonna get it.
If I win a couple more games.
Bro, the guy on the other team won a diamond tournament, oh my god.
Right actually like a diamond right now.
Legitimately.
We need a couple more wins.
I actually might get that one.
Bro, but like half, like, in twos, all of my teammates are like toddlers.
In twos, all of my teammates are like toddlers.
In threes, they're like professional players.
And then, in ones, I just play Smurfs.
Out of the set.
Oh, shit, that's it.
Oh, shit, that's it.
Go!
Get out my bad!
My bad, my bad, my bad, my bad!
That was good though!
Nice top out.
Easy.
Oh, I'm going my shit.
No!
You can shut up!
You might get diamonds than I would, I'm not even told by you.
Legitimately.
This guy's good. I like this guy.
He missed! He missed!
He missed! He missed!
Not again!
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nice demo mate yo taco holy duo holy fucking duo i'm too into oh my god i might bro i might
get platinum and tuceray and i might get diamond and threes uh taco you're the goat bro oh he left
I'm gonna jump out of bed and put on my best shoes
Dotted my car, dressed like a jet, all the way to you
Knocked on your door with heart in my head to ask you a question
Cause I know that you're an old fashioned man
Get out of your thought up for the rest of my life
Say yes, say yes, cause I'm the eternal
You say I'll never get you blessed until the day I die
Don't put up with my plan, but the answer is no
Why you gotta be so rude?
Won't you know I'm human too?
Why you gotta be so rude?
I'm gonna marry you anyway
I'll be like a girl
I'll marry you anyway
I'll be that little girl
And all I want is to say
I'll be that little girl
To be a family
To all these people
That I could do
I had to go this way, no choice
And leave the way I've been
Love me or hate me, we will be poor
Standing like that all just love
I'm gonna run away
Do what I can tell you to do
You're not the only man
You look happy when I go
Yeah, you thought it was a little hard
I'd say anything else
Cause I didn't know
You said I'd never get your blessings
Let me go
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Nothing in the life, something in the world
We ain't gotta live, I'm coming for ya, I'm coming for ya
Because all I need is a beauty and a beat
Who can make my life complete?
It's a home, a home, home for you
This is why I love Taco, because he passes the ball and then watch what he does.
Watch what he does.
What every other one of my platinum teammates would have did was steal the fucking shot,
but he passes and moves.
This is why I talked to her a long time ago.
And disappear right after the storm
So give me your time
To show you, oh, to
Don't leave me, I'll leave dancing in love
You can't wake up your mind, mind, mind, mind, mind
These are ways of time, time, time, time, time
I'm let try every one, one, one, one, one, one
I wish our hearts could come together at one
Chadi is a enemy, enemy, enemy, animal lover
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You thought it'd be
5 minutes and some take-off
Put your hands up
Put your hands up
Now the body don't start till I walk in
Don't start making problems
Don't start making problems
Yeah, I mean, it is time
Guys, it is time
Wow
Legitimately
Ad Taco?
Yes, I will not forget
Holy W teammate.
Guys, it's so time.
Jack, it's so time.
Okay, let me add taco because taco is probably the greatest human being I've encountered in Rocket League Platinum twos of all time.
Legitimately, like, this is incredible.
Chat we are I'm gonna call case right now chat. We are five minutes away from greatness my first ever tournament win
It's gonna be happening right now
Hey, how's it going hi boss, how you doing?
Hey, Jinxie, how's it going? Whoa way too much pep in your step. What's up?
Oh
Do you answer the phone with that much pep in your step dude? There's something afoot
Okay, what's up?
Oh, dude, when is my mic on?
Like, oh, perfect.
Wait, your mic sounds perfect.
Oh, my God.
Good, sounds good.
Perfect.
Good bet.
OK, let me fly.
Yo, hi, Bobby.
Hold on.
Yo, hi, Bobby.
On my case.
Hey, man.
Why are you hiding from the world, man?
Why are you hiding your Rocket League skills from the world?
I normally show those off in the morning.
Then I get off the jean speed.
Why don't you do a professional player?
I've seen you.
Don't think I got on Twitch one morning and you was there, you was there.
I was like, yo, that's how I was not there.
Yeah.
Don't you stream while you was playing Rocket League?
I'm like, wait a minute.
Yeah.
What are you?
Are you?
We're at you.
Um, I tilted pretty far down.
It's all good.
I got nice, but, um, Max rank is Max rank is GC.
I got GC rewards.
So I got 10 wins in DC.
I'm good to go.
Yes.
You, you are.
You just see.
Yeah.
Did you see the plays?
Yes, yes, I see it. Unfortunately, I have.
He's better. He's better.
It's insane how good.
It actually isn't saying how good you are at havers.
How many years you've been playing Rocket Heavens?
I first picked it up in 2015 when it came out.
And then I haven't played consistently.
Ali, how old are you? I was playing.
He's 30. Well, 28.
I'm 22. No, no, he's not. Why live? No, I think it's high five is third. Yes. Are you for real?
Yes. Okay, case we need a team name, by the way, it starts in three minutes. What are you thinking?
Uh, uh, uh, doodle stain.
Okay.
You know what?
That is good.
That is good.
That is good.
Okay.
And what colors do you want to do, like, blue colors?
Yeah.
Yeah, let's go brown.
Okay.
Am I on your lobby?
Yes, you're in.
We're good to go.
I'm going to get us in the tournament right now.
Wait, team name.
Yeah.
Team name's not allowed.
What?
You got to be kidding me.
How does doodle stain not allow?
How is that not allowed?
bro i've seen much worse i've seen much worse okay go uh they heard that one the other day
we yes we were playing hey yo okay what happened who was staying yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah what about
dukey staying there's no way dukey staying spot yeah do dukey staying and if you can't do dukey
staying better what are you okay i got it creative okay that's smart that's smart case i've never won
want a tournament before ever, okay? So like, I'm locked in, I'm not going to sell.
You got to be kidding me, man. Oh, Jixi, do zeros and not. Oh, zeros.
I might chat today to be the first time. Yeah, you're out of here, bud. We're going to win this.
Even that's not about, even that's not about, maybe it's the,
Name it, name it, Junko with an H at the end.
So it's our names combined.
Okay, that is tough.
Okay.
I'm gonna capital O.
Oh my God.
I just, I just, I just don't have,
I just don't have to reply to my chat.
That was not me.
That is tough though.
I'm gonna do white and pink, white and pink.
I'm so locked in come on forty seven so it's always gonna be 32 team so we
basically all we need to do is win five consecutive matches and we'll win all
right we can do that I'm gonna add that camera good okay thanks I'm a
nice love and positivity today wow today was a great day that's all about
It's all I'm about ever no
Not really good luck. Good luck. Okay, so we are 20 seconds away
Case the thing is if we lose in the first round we'll be able to do the second chance tournament
The absolute worst case scenario would be if we won in the first round and then lost in the second round
Because then we wouldn't be able to do anything
Also, this is a second chance one. This is the first chance one, but like you know what I mean
This is first
different tournament after. Yeah I mean it's a heat seeker tournament in an hour. I don't know if
you're in the heat seeker. Yo that's kind of hard. You like heat seeker? I played heat seeker
on my first week. I haven't played it since. So I'm assuming I'm going to be terrible.
You know what you need to host one day bro. You need to host a drop shot tournament.
Wait what is. I don't know if nobody's I don't know if nobody's told you about drop shot but
drop shot is actually like no joke.
We what is drop shot is like, oh dude, it's like the floor is the goal and you
have to hit it like your team has to hit it on their side of the floor and the
floor like caves in.
Oh, and like the more times you hit a certain tile, you hit it in the tile
where they break off and then it falls down in there.
Case of I should play that ball.
That I'm not even kidding.
That was my most hated.
What?
But it was unlike my first day of the game to be fair.
So I didn't know what I was doing to be good at what I was doing
No, I feel it is it is go to though. I must say it is noted
Bro, what do you think of the um? Have you played that like the football one the NFL one? I
Have not the only one I used to play is hoops back in the day hoops is fun
But bro, I'm so bad at getting like I'm so bad getting air on it. So I just end up never score
Yeah, if you could if you could get your your aerials a little bit more dialed in I noticed you've got better
Today gotten better with the areas if you could if here's what you're you're not lacking the ability
You're lacking the confidence of it, right? Okay. Yeah, it's not the ability. That's lacking. It's the confidence to attempt
I'm not saying more aerials
Hold on, not in this tournament or none like that, but like if you play in...
No, hold on!
Now, if you play in Rankers, if you play in Ranked, yeah, go for it.
I mean, but the wonders that happen is your random teammates are going to blame you for
missing it and who cares?
As long as you get better than you keep doing that, then a month later, all of a sudden you
would twist, you know, all this crazy stuff, right?
Yeah, you're 100% right, because I think the one thing I notice is like, especially when
I play 3s, I end up just waiting and waiting and waiting, and I end up never even getting
the ball that much. Do you know what I mean? Cause everyone's flying. You have to fly. At
a certain point, you have to start flying. If you don't fly, you're not going to get
the ball. Here it is.
Yep. It gets to the point that you, that you actually have to. Yeah. Once you hit like
about diamond action, it's time to spread them wings, start flying.
Yes. 100%. Dude, I'm actually almost diamond in freeze. I keep just getting the best team
ever. I'm flat three. Yeah. I'm flat three. I keep randomly getting like insane teammates.
Yeah, that's actually tough.
I think I've won like eight in a row and I've probably gotten carried in half, like maybe
70%.
Hey, my mom just takes you, she asks how high buys can do all that stuff, like if I ever
needed her to do it.
Which stuff?
The, um, any desk?
Oh, is that what it is?
Okay, yeah, yeah.
Yes, any desk.
So it's basically high buys can do whatever he wants and let me see.
That's a broken hat, yo.
No, no, she wouldn't do that.
Well, that's who simmied in blood sheet pictures of you,
Bro, I knew you didn't send him on purpose.
Yeah, yeah.
All right, we're in for it, we're in for it.
Wait, should we have O'Rod and not move?
Yeah, stand off.
Oh, they're out O'Rod.
How do I ready up?
OK, I'm doing this.
I saw somebody do this the other day.
Oh, I can't remember.
They basically made the PC.
You actually, you have the feather boots and the air roll.
We do I have air roll on?
Come on, BQ, let's go, let's go, let's go, come on, come on.
All right, man, it's time to win this tournament.
I don't know if I played that many teams tournaments, maybe one or two.
You have to get that, too?
Nice, I got it, if you don't, OK.
Like that, I'm going to fall back.
Oh my goodness, what am I?
I got to get warmed up, we good.
That's on me, too.
Okay, please stop that on me. I double commit. Wow, we buried that. Okay, I think we're not concerned about it.
Ain't nothing like that gonna happen again. I'm going.
We got this.
Nice, Kees. I'll take that mid-boost. I might wall it.
I walled it.
Die!
I like that right there.
I missed the demo.
No, no!
Wait, no, no, no. I'm coming back.
I'll come back.
Get back, get back, get back.
good you do it unlucky I need a boost I got it I got it if you don't I got it
yeah if you can yeah I got it I got it I think you got from before to go right
now oh god I got a missus nice yeah yeah yeah stay on there yeah we go in
predict the yes drop please stop okay back in attack territory I just had the
worst thoughts I've ever seen I see you
well we good don't get close when we're here we're doing case don't watch the
I'm behind you. Yeah.
Nice.
What?
Get it for me.
I love you.
I love you.
Get it for me.
That's the plan.
Come on.
Here we go.
Here we go. We're here. We're here. We've arrived
Yeah
I get it. I get it. No. I got good. Oh good. I'm inside. I'm inside. I got the boost
I should have got some air on that. I'm gonna bump one. I bumped him again
Wait, what do you mean?
Wait, what do you mean?
I TOUCHED IT AGAIN!
It's okay, ghost touch, ghost touch, ghost touch.
We're good.
Remember, if we lose in the first half, it's not the end of the world.
It's not the end of the world.
You're right, you're right.
I ain't gonna let him take you to that.
That's internet!
It's internet, Jake, come on man!
I got a fight back for us, don't worry!
Oh my god
Oh my god
Directed to
Directed
Okay
Wow
I'm right behind you
You you you you you
I love it kids I love it
Beat it for me beat it for me
You good you good
Get that pressure on
Get the mid boost
Back it up
I probably should have done it all, but it's okay, I'm gonna down on it.
You're good, you're good, you're good.
I bumped him and I took his please.
Yeah.
You're good, you finished him, you finished him!
Ugh!
You're fine.
You're fine, you're good, you did good there.
That's what I meant, that's what I meant, that's what I meant!
I'm walling this problem.
I'm demoing, I'm demoing.
I'm demoing.
Yes! Yes!
Just keep that pressure on looking for it.
Nice you got him!
I missed the bomb.
No.
Gave it a little bit too much power with that.
That's a good touch, Jinxie.
I'm trying to stay in the face if I can.
Oh my god.
Am I doing the mid touch?
Let's do it.
No.
Nice.
This is such a good game.
OK, I'm going to.
Yep.
OK.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
That's thoughtful.
That's going to be higher.
I'm in the net, I'm in the net, I'm in the net.
Yeah, clear that for me, clear that for me.
Beautiful.
I'm gonna try to tell you every time I come in.
I don't have a clue.
He messed up!
He messed up!
He let you!
He let you!
He let you!
He let you!
He let you!
Dude K's luck, he choked.
He sold the bag.
He sold.
He let you.
He let you.
to me. I might cut now, but good play. Let's go. Okay, just off my mic. Look at
I'm screaming. That's you. I'm behind you. I'm gonna sign it. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes.
Nice case. Oh my God. That's the plan. Oh, we're good. We're good. Let's just
play good here. Let's keep what we're doing. You might try to finesse. No, he
finesse me. He finesse me bad. Not even that's too bad. I'm not gonna lie. Bro,
I
Broke he is carrying his kiss for yeah, you're good now. We're good. Oh, we got a whole minute left
Oh, yeah, that was a good one. I'm behind you
Beautiful touch case
I just shared it like a
I got it, I got it, don't you worry.
Oh no, oh my bad, my bad, my bad, my bad, my bad.
None of us, I'm gonna come back.
I'm gonna contest.
Dad, I think I see you.
All right, I'm gonna try that.
I missed it, dude, look at that dude.
You're clear.
Flex him, flex him.
That's not beautiful, dodge!
You!
Oh, he's down, he's down!
Get back in there!
I'm on it!
No, I'm in front!
I saw him, I saw him, I saw him.
You missed, you missed, missed the ball.
I'm trying to stay on the spot.
Case the pass to the right to you.
You, you know.
I'm back a little bit.
He ain't got it like that.
He got me.
20 seconds.
20 seconds.
20 seconds.
I should be timing it when you said that.
Yo, yo, I ain't gonna laugh.
I should have jumped earlier.
We're good.
No, you're good.
I also kind of sold.
I'm going, we got, just play aggressive here.
Come on, come on, come on, come on, come on.
We got plenty of time, 15 seconds.
Like, stay clear.
Nice.
Oh my God.
Push that for me.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
We got second chance though, right?
Do we?
Yes, yes, yes, yes, we do.
Okay, that's fine.
We're good, okay.
You gotta leave Padey's goobers, man.
All it was, all it was was a warm up.
Oh, it's a cold.
Yeah.
I thought it was a cold.
We're good, bro.
Okay, literally all it was, Cate.
How's these dudes?
Stop, we're good.
Yes, we're completely good.
It was just, it was just a warm up.
All right, two minutes to one minute.
Yes, for the second chance.
All right, what colors do you think, Cate?
What colors do you want?
Go,
I
Go
Top 32 is such a friendly way to tell someone they got that last
Yo
32 as if there's not
I'm warmed up now, too. That's the sad part. I'm warm. Yeah, I kind of sold that game as well
I had like three really bad cells
So we're good, bro. We got six so much skill man
Yeah, that's true. It does it really does two minutes and we're back in you just choose the colors for us, okay?
Wait, you left the tournament you left the tournament. Oh god. Oh god. Wait, you want to join?
I mean back to you. Oh god. Oh god. We have a minute
Yeah, the joint party. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god
part of the tournament team I requested a joint
Not part of the term it's me
Wait, that's how I reset my app. I have time. I'm a reset my app. I have a minute
It said it accepted. Oh, no
Okay, I'll be back
We have a minute already. We're good. Can't even pick a team name. We just gotta go go go. I gotta leave the tournament
Yes, make sure you leave
Cuz you're in a solo right now basically. Oh god. How do I leave it?
I don't even know
Okay. Let me know if you got it. Let me know. I'm in here. We're good. We're good. Don't worry.
Oh, we got it. We got a minute. That was a warm up. We got is it the same tournament? Just
second chance. Is that what it is? It's yes. It's the same tournament. It's just it makes it
basically makes a new tournament of 32 people with that all got first round. Oh, we're winning
this whole thing then. What you talking about? And it's a gold tournament. I was going to say
Lots are gonna be a lot harder, but those are we actually have a good chance
I do I missed multiple things that make me look like a cube or not gonna lie. We're good though. Oh
Yeah, you can do second chance without doing first case. I didn't know that yeah, you can just go
So it's up okay
Wow, so it's still good to do it's still good to do both though to at least try it. Yeah, I mean
So it's basically just as competitive as the regular ones, huh?
Did they lose no, we didn't shut up. No, yeah, you just tuned in. We're literally just got on
All right, let's go here we go
32 teams shot five wins and we are victorious first ever tournament when coming in hot
Well, we got it, bro. Don't don't even worry about that first night. Do we we actually did good though. I know I
I know it was such a close game. It was 4-3, oh man, with like a 30 seconds left.
Now dude, there was a couple things that like we just, like a couple of them shots should have easily been blocked.
Yeah. And they wouldn't. And I missed one for an absolute fact.
I also had an open game winner and I hit far post and messed up.
Good, here we go.
We got the final defensive for him.
Wait, that's kind of, you may get the final defensive for you. Wow.
I mean, it is, um, I think quarters, like topping topping.
Well, we're making it.
We're making it the finals right here by the way.
Where we are.
There's no doubt about it.
There's actually, there's no other option.
Like reality for what could happen.
You know what I mean?
I seen it at the voices.
They told me they said, yo, it's time.
I said, I bet and semi and semi's the best of three as well.
Nice.
Yep.
No, we're good.
Okay.
operation gets a sentence.
Oh, 100%.
So win three games,
dude, it's a goal to the two
tournament. How hard could it
actually be? How hard?
Not difficult at all because we're about
to cook.
Ain't no doubt about it.
This is going to be perfect.
Dude, I'm not going to lie. I actually
love the tournaments in this game. Like I play everyone
that pops up basically.
Yeah, they're so easy to get into. It's like you might as well
just do it. You know what I mean. It's just like two buttons and you're in. It's so easy.
Yep. And you also get those points where you can like open packs with them or whatever the drop.
Yeah, yeah. I'm in your tourney. How do you know? How do you even know? I can't even see the bracket.
How do you know? It says bracket unavailable. I'm gonna be honest. I feel like I mean how many
People play tournaments a night chat like every tournament is it foul? It's gotta be like hundreds of thousands of people right especially in gold
Yeah, probably
It's gotta be so many more than likely
Chat when a tournament's running you think those will be playing ranked or tournament ranked
Yeah, a hundred percent gotta be ranked
Five seconds, Jason
All right, let's go
All right, I'm nervous, but yeah, now let's do what we was doing the other night and just playing in flow state
And everything's gonna be I do it's so scary cuz it's like you lose one and you're out at least the semis
It's like a best of three kind of thing
Yeah
They're just as nervous. All right, come on. Oh, I love this stadium. Okay. Walk here, baby. Let's go. We got it
where they at they're gonna give us a buy round
no they look kind of a lot okay dude this guy has the orl in his name he
literally dedicated his entire Xbox gamer character rockin yeah that's
he did all that he's still gonna lose to us lock in come on
Wow, how Houston made this people effort try to speak
Wait, what about him?
We're all work. Yeah, we're all work. I'm up
Where that other just good touch
I was late to get back
Yeah
You know what you know what I'm glad you know what I'm glad that happened. I needed to be that
Me too. What happened inside? I needed to see that happen right there. Yeah, let's go
I'm going I
Got a hit that area would have been a whole different situation. Oh lord. No, he took my booze
Good clear. I ain't got no boo
I'll take you to the left.
I'll take you to the left.
I'm inside of the tunnel.
Oh, no.
Over the moon.
Almost.
Almost.
Oh, no.
You case.
Good.
We good? Don't worry.
Only got five boots. He missed it.
Oh, no.
Oh no, that's good. They ain't got it like that. They really ain't got it like that.
Jake, why are they so good? I'll give it a go. I go. I go.
I'm walking. Get the store over here. I'm walking.
Oh no. Oh, we lost. No, we didn't. We're good.
Why are these guys so good? Oh, they're not good. They're getting lucky.
All right, come on. Come on. Let's go.
That's a fuck it man, godly, he went in to me cup!
Why are these guys so good?
Oh no, they ain't good, they got lucky.
Look at that, pro hit me.
Good.
Jeff, watch this.
Patrick Emo.
No look, we got three minutes.
Okay, you're right, you're right.
That is a lot of time.
Oh lord.
I'm afraid I'm not there. I'm afraid I've never gotten any boots on before.
I'm afraid I'm not there. I'm afraid I've never gotten any boots on before.
okay you know what let me talk to him let me talk to him
now we don't need no sympathy at all before we win the
you're right you're right bro he's shot from the wall why are you gonna be locked in for him
i'm gonna lock him for real now so we're born
oh my god that's a great ball case
The only down three it ain't no big deal come on, Jason look at what he did, look at what
he did, he was not trying to do this, oh yeah maybe they feel bad for us, okay we got this,
we got this, go ahead, I'm on it, look at that, yep I'm gonna play like turbo aggressive
on them. Over the middle.
That's a tough fight.
Oh my god, I just dunked on it.
Take off!
We're back!
Get a stand!
We're back!
We're back!
We are back!
We're only down two.
Good stuff!
I just dunked on it.
Let's go!
Yep.
OK.
Good stuff.
Let's go.
Chad, a 4-0 comeback would be your safe.
And it's going to happen right here.
There ain't no doubt about it.
It's just one guy that's still on the phone,
he's got a phone on the phone.
He demoed me!
That's all you!
You're toast!
Oh my god, Kase!
Kase, I hate you!
I'm in Floast State!
I am in Floast State!
Kase, this is the best I've ever played in my life!
I'm in Rouse State!
Oh my god, it's coming up!
Whoa!
I'm in!
Whoa!
I'm in!
Yeah!
Floast here, come back.
Wait, he's AFK!
He's AFK!
Oh, they're getting nervous.
I'm going back to go.
Nice.
I love you.
Oh my god.
I got it.
Don't you worry.
Over the middle.
Get over the middle.
He did it.
Try it.
Bounce it back.
We're good though.
We got you.
Over the middle.
Over the middle.
I want you to bump it.
What a shot.
You're so beautiful.
Beautiful.
No.
I'm so bad.
I
Don't touch me the pressure is on it. I don't know if it is oh my god
I'm jumping jumping wait what wait what wait, okay? Let me guess what happened
What happened?
What happened?
They do it too much
I don't know if she was trying to do that at all.
You just gripped it?
Oh no.
I got him.
Don't you worry.
Don't worry.
Don't worry.
I'm in that.
I'm in that.
What a ball.
You got some good shots, you guys.
Yup.
I'm pressing.
I'm pressing.
I'm pressing.
I'm pressing.
I'm pressing.
I'm pressing- Oh no, thank you!
What a ball, Kate! What a touch!
I'm going back for some boost, I gotta heal for a second!
One minute.
I just got something to be like- Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god!
Oh no, oh no, oh!
Watch out, Kate, this guy's here. That banana dude has four balls.
Over the middle! You! You!
Oh no, oh no, oh no.
I didn't want to hit it out.
I must have to save it a year right there. We're good though only got 130 seconds. We good. We good. Don't worry.
Oh, I had boost I got there. Yeah, I had to go all the way back for some food. Oh my goodness. I felt the kick thinking.
It's okay.
Wait, wait, we're getting our fun.
Okay, I'm I'm beyond this wait. Okay, no wait. Oh my god
What's this? Let's win this. Don't even go to overtime. Let's win. Please. I'm about to have a breakdown, dude
You got that performing is not because of my mark.
Oh no.
Oh lord.
He missed.
You're gone.
K. So I'm on the left post if you want it.
Left post.
What?
Oh.
Get in the back, fuck it!
I got demo.
How are you kidding me?
He demoed me?
No.
What?
Don't worry.
Don't worry.
I'm going.
I'm going.
I'm going.
Love it.
Love that out of here.
of you I'm on that way that's nice way to settle it I'm on this I got a case
I've looked at it you do you're so you're so good I'm on it takes that game no
no stay on them stay on them yeah my goodness I stole so bad I hope you're
Let's go Jaxxing!
Chase! Chase!
Oh my, wait.
Oh my!
Chase! Chase!
Chase! Chase!
I just got three epic saves!
Your champ, what is happening?
What?
Chase, you you you!
No champ, please! Somebody clip that!
I'm gonna try it! Somebody clip that!
I'm going up.
You you you you you!
I thought he was going to float it in.
GGs.
No, we have blastouts anyways.
Bro, you just played so good right there.
I'm not going to lie.
Dude, I'm not even kidding.
I was in flow state.
Bro, he just played.
You actually just played so good right there.
That's actually by far the best you ever played.
Thank you.
I was going to fly in for the save right there, but I got caught.
I thought he was going to hit it up and not bounce it in, so I was off.
case I'm like I'm literally about to
actually cooking like no G epic saves in like a minute I'm not it was all off the
post that was disgusting oh my god GGs are another one so here is what is coming
up there's a 2v2 heat secret tournament in 30 minutes yeah you want you want to
play that in 30 minutes. Is there anything else? Or is that it? Then then there's a 3D 3 tournament
at literally midnight in at 12. So in an hour and a half. So that's what 11 or 11 my time 11
your time. Yep. Eventually, or we could wait. Can you kids? Can you still make tournaments?
Which got can you make tournaments?
You can right?
Yeah, you can.
How about I tell me about it, but I never did it.
Chad, what if we picked up Taco for the 3D3 tournament?
I don't know.
Dude, I went on like a 10 game.
I've never even spoke to him.
I just went on like an 8 game when he took it.
He's like the nicest guy ever.
Just goober, my chat has said do a fewer tournament.
That sounds like the worst idea ever.
You goober's gonna be a smurfing on us.
Phenomenon. They're just going to be like champs. Oh my god. We need to do something though.
Do you want to play ranked? Yeah, let's go. Okay, what would you rather, what would you,
do you want to queue threes and twos or just twos? Oh, I'm cool with both of them. Okay.
Now in threes, I'm black threes, so we might get ranked. Wait, that's a,
what are y'all saying, sketch for a sketch even on? Sketch plays, but is it on? Let me see. I could text it.
Dude, that would be fun.
It's aint even y'all, y'all are here to talk about some sketch.
He aint even my own, man.
I'll text him, I'll text him and see.
No, you played really good right there.
Not gonna lie, if I'd have been more warmed up, we'd have won that.
No joke.
I'm warmed up now, though.
I'm warmed up now, though.
Locked in.
Let's go, guys.
I'm so warm
Wait, what is this? Oh, yeah, no, I'm not there right now. I'm not there at all
So they have like okay. Yeah. Yeah
Good one good one
Okay.
Jacks, I'm down to a flow changer.
Whoa.
That last touch was crazy.
Good touch.
Nice case.
First truck for him.
We got it though.
We got it though.
We're good.
We're good.
We're good.
I got that.
Good, good, good, good, good.
Yep.
Paul.
That's out of the way.
We're good.
Over the middle, over the middle.
Over the middle.
Yep.
Nice touch, case.
I'm going to get that skyline, oh yeah I'm on that, I'm on that, no.
That's over on that, that's over on that.
I'm going to wall this.
Go ahead, go ahead.
Yeah.
Fountain?
Fountain.
No, I'm going to come back.
I'm so back.
I'm so back.
Yes.
Okay.
Yes.
We're good, we're good.
Over the middle, over the middle, over the middle.
Beautiful.
Oh
Stop your stuff your stuff. I'm back behind you. Oh, no, I got you. Nice face. Oh
My god
I try to do some great
I try to do some crazy on I got a move. Okay, you're gonna get a little net other net
Nice, wait a minute.
What was that?
They just giving me, they just giving me sympathy points.
They gave me a save for that.
Dude, sometimes they'll give you saves for nothing,
and then they won't give you saves for the craziest thing.
I swear.
I don't know how the system works.
It's not, it's not, it's not.
God, Lita, I got unlimited pressure on us.
Yeah, that's right.
We just slowly got like drowned out of boost, dude.
That's high. You know what? I like being down 0-1 better anyway, because that makes you lock in more.
You know what I mean?
No, 1 billion percent.
That's the truest thing I've ever heard of.
I played bad with him at that mistake.
Yep.
Nice! Beautiful!
Over the moon, he's gonna get there though, he's gonna get there.
Oh lord, that's scary.
Whoa. Wow, yes.
On that hill, on that hill.
Bro, these guys press the same thing.
Yeah, uh...
Go ahead, big thick lip!
Oh lord.
I got Bulk Cups!
I-
Oh no!
Oh no!
It's black!
No!
Oh!
Dude, I can't!
How many of you are supposed to expect that to happen right there to even say that?
What is that?!
Dude, he just ducked on me!
Look at that!
How are we playing out here?!
Bro, they're like setting each other up.
These guys are much in this guy's no
He's doing that fake afk so
Oh, no man's landing off nice
Works clear. I never had my life. It's not even
No, look, I think they just trying to trick us
over the middle I don't got my aerial I got the other day bro literally we're
right good we're gonna walk what a weird out here as soon as the ball got
close before we're up yeah yep yep we're okay that that was our best we are
We are back in this game. We're coming back.
Yeah, go ahead.
I'm lagging.
That's weird, that's weird, that's weird.
Nice.
Shit.
Let's do this, let's do this, let's do this!
Yep, yep, yes, huh?
Oh, no.
But then you are right now, Jaycee.
What is going on here?
What is going on here?
No, no, no. You're giving them too much credit. They're not good. They're getting lucked.
But think about it. This is only my third game on right now.
Yes, 100%.
This is like my 40.
Nice. You're good.
Beautiful.
Come back, stars, right here.
Maybe I'm just like that
Don't worry
Go ahead. I'm so sorry. Oh my god
I'm not mad!
I had a stick of course.
Oh my god, wait a minute.
Oh no, oh no, that's okay.
I'm already hitting everything, I'm not gonna lie!
Yes!
Go on, go on, go on, go on, go on!
Oh my goodness, how do you know that was a 13sack?
That was a time hack!
Oh my, oh my god.
Oh, no, not again, not again, not again. Okay, thank you.
A fourth goal would have just been discussed.
Now, everything changes around here.
I agree. It's because, dude, once, okay, are these guys serious? Wait, are these guys serious?
It's a thing again, man!
Chad, they're sitting here, like, volleying it in the air when the game's already over. Come on, that's so stuffy.
Alright, look here, I'mma lay something on you right here. Pause.
I'm going to change up my play style.
I'm just going to get turbo aggressive here.
Like I was the other night.
There's no careless, careless just going.
That's what I'm doing.
I absolutely love it.
I absolutely love it.
I'm changing everything up.
We're not losing again for the rest of the night.
Period.
Everything I love.
Okay.
So we're back in like five seconds.
Okay.
Okay.
Jack, doggy verified grief.
Say who swear to God.
High five.
Is there footage of this?
Is there footage? Alright, I'm back. I'm back.
Yo, what happened? Where did you go that fast?
No, no, I just stabbed themselves in my trap for like a few seconds.
You! You! You! You! You!
I'm a disgusting, filthy loser.
Nice. Put my cop in my back.
Wow! These zombies are getting confident. Glad to be in the chat. I'm not even gonna lie.
Glad to be in the chat.
Cause plat 1 is like gold, but you got lucky. Plat 2 is like power.
That's you.
Oh my.
Chichi, what just happened?
So...
All that needs to happen is we just need to lock it.
Wait, did you just do that on purpose? Wait a minute.
No, no.
I was trying to...
Wait, I was trying to get to the outside punch.
now I'm here I bet that's crazy
Beautiful case. Love it. Love it.
Getting bummed around like a bad boy with a carry.
Don't you worry. I'm getting it.
No, I'm not. I'm failing. That is just...
Oh lord.
Okay.
You're safe. I'm gone. And I'm gone too.
And I'm gone. And I'm gone.
He's coming on your right!
I need to launch in man!
Don't do anything!
Oh no. Oh no.
I hit you, I'm sorry.
I see one here, it's on the level 3.
We're good!
Love it Chase, love it Chase!
Love it!
Love it!
I'll come back, I'll come back, I'll get him in boots!
I thought you big doll!
Nice!
Drop it on you, drop it on you.
Check.
It's time for a historical performance.
Beautiful.
I'm on that.
Oh yeah!
Clear clear big doll!
Oh my god, I love it!
You, you, you.
I missed it, I missed it!
And I got slain.
Wow.
Oh, yeah, that's not that bad, though, yeah, we're gonna come back and don't look at that.
I don't think dog. Oh, no
I
Go for it. Oh my goodness. He sucks too, man
Real look out. What is the way it's so scary? I
Got Bob. Let's go. That's our chance. Now we come this is where
Walling it walling it
I miss that's you
Yep
Well, we needed to see a dog go in here. Well, it's been so long
We're not the last time that we stored we're back though now we are back now
Jack I'm warmed up
Yeah, I love it. Love it. Love it. Get about get a mouse
Okay, try to demo one
Offboard these guys like to fry and bar so
Oh my god
That's a crazy bow I
Miss oh, no, I miss don't worry
I'm on it.
I'm on it.
Lee, what's my car doing?
Bro, this kid does not miss on the wall.
I'm gone. I'm gone.
I'm absolutely gone.
Case, I'm gone. I'm gone.
I'm gone.
Right there is why you never double connect.
Yeah, exactly. Beautiful.
It's just an easy goal as soon as you double commit.
Let's go, come on.
All right, you're right.
Add the link shifts now.
Add the link shifts.
Yeah, we are so bad.
It's not even funny.
Love this.
That's going to bounce over the middle.
They have a shot here.
Yep, max bounce.
All good if you miss, I'm on it.
I can't hit that high.
He missed.
Nice.
Nice, you missed.
Go, go, go, get his wrist on it.
I'm going.
I have no boots!
I'm so aggressive! You! I love it!
I have no boots!
Love it! Oh my god! That's a good touch!
This G.S. guy is so good!
Oh lord!
It's everything we're playing against in one, like, insane player.
Clear! Clear!
Look at this, scooper.
I'm in that I'm in that yeah yeah I'm gonna try to see what they what they give
it I hit it in so why can't we ever get it out it's just crazy
Rob, they're just, I don't know, they're just squeezing us over here.
We good?
Rob, but I'm telling you, this is the GS guy, it's so good.
Yeah.
We're good.
Let's go.
I'm right behind you.
You can score here.
You did it, we scored.
Oh my God.
Oh my God.
And by that I mean I missed.
But I'm there.
But I'm there.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on.
18 seconds.
Almost passed out screaming.
I got a chill out.
You know, almost passed out.
Actions agreement.
I almost black out like the real.
I like I feel more fat down.
Oh my goodness.
Okay.
All right.
I'm back.
That's just pure casting.
You.
Love it.
We almost got rule one, but we didn't.
You coming in.
I'm going.
I'm going.
I'm going.
Oh.
We have one more shot.
Right here.
Oh my God.
Oh my god, get a foot on that!
No, no, no, let's just play it safe, play it safe, I'm going!
Do it to him, Jixi!
Oh no, it's not me, I'm alone, I'm here alone.
1v1.
Oh, I'm super alone.
Nice, Jix!
I'm going to take the mid-boost!
Go, go, go, go!
You missed the ball, you missed the ball.
He's choking, he's choking.
You, you, you, it's gonna come up.
This kid is so good at attacking.
You're back, Jason.
Yeah, I got you.
Wanna get back?
You are so bad.
It's going right to you.
Love it, K.
Say it again!
Well, I'm telling you, he's a smurf.
Like, it's just the GS guy.
He did not miss a single wall touch the whole game.
He was also getting ceiling shots.
I think we try our luck in threes.
What do you think?
Yeah, let's go.
I don't know.
Chat twos is like, every game of twos we play,
there's one guy who's just ridiculously insane,
and then the other guy does nothing.
I hate the fact that disgusting doubters are getting paid up.
I think we try our luck.
Wait, chat, I could get Taco for threes.
Let me see if he's on.
I hate the fact that these disgusting filthy losers are getting paid up man y'all do not deserve the channel
I'm not I'm not playing good right now. I'm not gonna lock compared to what I was doing the other night
I am a shell of what I was the other night. It's not gonna lie. I gotta lock in for real
Oh, no, oh, but I'm a heat up
Okay, so the thing is, if we play freeze, you're gonna be able to kind of do whatever you want.
You can aerial, you can fly, and you'll get so warm flying freeze.
Yeah.
What's your, what's his name?
Taco Flaco?
All right.
I'm gonna invite him.
This guy's the dope.
This guy's gonna be the dope.
Kobe.
I don't see it.
Yo, if we got a card, god, we could low key do that 3D3 tournament.
Here in a little bit.
Yes.
you know what I'd like to
apologize I'm letting you down
tonight. No, you're not dude.
You're not. The thing is, I've
been on for like literally four
hours. Hold on. No, I'm playing
that bro. Okay, I accept
responsibility. This is all
responsibility.
This is all
nah, I think he was P.
I'm a grown man and I accept responsibility when it is due.
I apologize for my performance so far, but I will.
I'm leaving a lot on the floor as well.
How do I add it?
Yo, you absolute disgusting filthy simpletons in the chat.
that. Get just not on. Okay,
critical. There's no way moist is
on. There's actually no way. Is
he? There's no chance. There's
no way the Mount Rushmore guy's
on. Is he? Yeah, yeah, dude's on
the Mount Rushmore, the internet
man. There's no way he's on right
now. If he is on, he would play.
He's doing bigger and better
things. But chat is more like
when you gotta say he's on, is
he on Rocket League or is he on
like just because bro he's just watching a YouTube video don't like spam his chat it's too late it's
probably too late chat I don't know how to find this guy yeah I don't know how to find taco
his title says no plans but his title always says that yeah
Yeah, I don't say that every night.
Yeah.
Jack, we see what he's doing.
He calls like Platskill to I think he's Plat.
We are not bronze.
His chat lied and said that we're bronze.
We are not bronze.
Is he streaming?
Moist.
Moist, moist.
Have us put up a stream again.
I'm lagging so long.
He said he's down.
He said he's down.
Say you swear.
Case, let me play a tournament with him in an hour.
Yeah, he's getting off the league right now.
Oh my god.
I love Moist Man.
Yes, me too.
Oh my god, he's downloading the game.
He's downloading the game.
OK, should we play a game?
Downloading chat?
Or how long will it take?
Yeah, let's play a two.
Let's play a two.
Yeah, let's play a two.
OK.
Do chat.
If Moist gets on, we get warm for an hour.
We play a 3D 3 tournament.
That is peak.
Yeah.
Highbives, can you make a group call with moist after this game?
moist critical man, that's my dude.
Alright, let's go.
He's dying in his videos, I'll leave you to that.
Go ahead, go ahead.
Check this real way, he's dying in the game.
No way.
I'm, I'm, I'm horrible, I'm awful, I deserve to be fainted by a giant brawler man.
Alright.
Okay, so we're gonna sell moisture. This is horrible. No, we're not. No, we're not. We're good. Let's lock in. Oh my I was trying to
Go you go on behind you
She's what I'm saying. She we're not getting anything that we want
Right now
Yeah, they said they're saying they're saying he's diamond, but that's fine. This might as well be diamond
You're flying either way I guess
I'm horrible I'm awful beat me to death changing
I'm giving you permission
keep going keep going for that cause once you get high
once you get high it's over cause then we're going to be in threes
also case in threes you can get away with over committing a lot more
it's a lot of them toots that you can like fly around
Oh
Land bro, like I actually I am like I'm dead. I'm on drugs
No, you're not
Okay, let's go. We're good. It's time. I'm gonna tell you I'm gonna tell it for you
I'm back. I'm back. I'm back. I just saw a vision. I'm actually back. I know you okay
Okay
All right, all right, all right, we're good case. We are good. We are good. We see the reset to my fault
reset
There's never me
How am I to suspect that that was gonna suit all the way to the middle from this right here?
You know what I mean? Why am I even getting ready for that to even happen? Do I need to just stay in the net or something?
Like what is that?
You're good case you're good once you need up it's over
But I can
You're the great Bambino, you know who that is
I'm on this case
Oh, you're a thing, thing like that.
Nothing's going on, I'm telling you, to direct go.
Select it.
Over the middle of me?
This looks, it can be worse.
You can't just simply fall.
Hey, you're good, you're good, you're good.
I'm on this.
These doodles good, I'd be playing better.
But there's some dust, I never know where the ball's
going to go, so I can't make a play on it.
I just don't want to.
I'm expecting a good net clearance.
What you just said is most relatable.
Oh my god, no.
Oh my god.
Love it.
I love it.
No.
This dude, this dude, this dude.
I'm telling you, this dude ain't got no friends.
Kase, you're good.
You got to clear your head.
Kase, you got to clear your head.
Oh my god.
Kase, you got to clear your head.
Kase, you got to unglue here.
There ain't no Elmer's blue left.
Oh yeah, I'm back.
I'm just gonna catch them back.
Okay, you're back, let's go, let's do this.
I'm not doing anything that I was the other night.
I was over there playing like I used to.
Now I'm over here just doodling.
I'm on that.
Oh no.
Oh my God, I didn't know you were going.
I didn't know you were going.
No!
Wait, I love you!
I love you!
I love you!
That is the best save I've ever seen!
Score a goal, cuz why not?
I'm such a failure, dude.
No, you're not.
You're one of the most successful streamers that ever lived. You're not a failure.
Thank you, man. I had a shot there and I-
Oh-ho-ho!
You're cheating.
You know what? You're right. Let's come back.
You are absent for-
You see what I'm saying, Cuff?
Oh my goodness, way to be there.
On that
That's not that you weren't doing a week ago. Thank you. You're better. I'm horrible though. You see that. I barely kissed it
I can't give me kids
We got a wait a minute
I think we're only five and two but it's okay. This voice is gonna save the day
Moist, if you can hear me right now, you're gonna save the day.
Oh, no.
I'm on that.
Go, Chase! Go, Chase! So much time!
Yes!
So, guys, we got 30 seconds to get two goals. Let's go.
We're going to talk about this comeback in the history books.
30 seconds left to be break!
Come on!
No. That didn't even sound like you right there. Are you just this?
High-fives?
Oh, he didn't even mess with your mic. You just sounded like anti-sync see right there. Oh, no
That's gonna drop it on that was that was weird
Yeah
Oh my god, if you make that wait, I'm right side
If only I had a boost it's only I had a brain
game. It's only I had a heart. GG. Okay. Moist. Moist save us. I think we've lost five straight.
Moist save, save our soul. Moist please. I don't know what's happening here. I'm gonna
make a group call with Moist. Okay. We're good. We're good. We need to feel winnable.
We're good
Okay, moist used to be diamond chat this is exactly what I need to hear
We will never lose we're never gonna lose another wait if he's diamond. I can't play with him cuz I'm in gold
Is that correct no way
Chat is that correct
Now but I don't think he's currently diamond case cuz he's downloaded the game. I don't think he's currently
Oh, yeah.
Oh, I can shit already.
I like that.
I like that.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
We were saying about rank disparity.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Are you currently a diamond moist?
No, no, no, no, it's been a while since I've played.
Hey, dude, I'm a hell of what I used to be.
I don't, everything I love is fast.
So, Moise, I'm going to keep it an absolute stat with you.
We lost five consecutive games.
That's not, that's a good night on Rocket League, boys.
Yeah, yeah.
Oh, yeah, Moe.
How long is it till that?
How long is it till the tournament?
OK, so great question.
So in about one hour, there's a 3V3 tournament.
So we could spend the next hour getting absolutely locked in
as a trio, getting the cam flowing.
And then by the time the tournament rolls around,
we'll just dominate.
Yeah, that's oh, man.
That sounds like musical tears.
I knew we'd be down.
That's the goal out there.
Okay, Moise, how do I add you?
Oh, wait, maybe High Vives.
High Vives, type your epic in the Discord group chat,
and then Moise will add you, and then High Vives
can make a lobby, and then High Vives
can release a lot of the Root of the Root of the Roots.
Oh!
Oh!
Yep, yep, yep, boy.
I love this song.
I absolutely, I love this song.
This soundtrack in this game genuinely
brings a tear to my eye.
There was one way back when the game first dropped.
that camera, what it was called, it was called, I think it was like, if something about flying
forever, if the song, dude, that song was so good back in the day.
The one I'm listening to right now is,
Touch me, touch me, you strange thoughts, I will cover them forever.
Are you enjoying this yet?
Yep.
That's a box.
Okay.
A voice.
Add that gamer tag that you just saw in the Discord group chat, and then he's gonna add
you back, and then he's gonna add you to the lobby, and then he's gonna leave the lobby,
and then we're gonna play through this.
I got you.
You ready to win a tournament?
Yes, I've never won.
You've never won a tournament?
So I've played once SSL tournament, but we lost three times and three things for profit.
So I don't count it.
So I've never won a legitimate tournament?
No, never.
Ever.
I've played like four gold tournaments, four Platts.
The best I've gotten is Top 8.
I like this guy.
Rock in the rebellion decal. That's so nice. Okay, how about you, baby?
Have her. What's up, guys? Oh, does my mic sound bad to you?
Okay, I'm in here. I'm in here. I'm in here.
I think somebody got left a little skin.
Yep we have one for the original moist esports squad and we've got the rebellion squad now
so yep we got two in this game actually.
That's so hard.
That's so hard.
That's like a nice-
You don't ski- oh my god.
That is sick.
Is it available to purchase?
What's that?
Is that still available to purchase?
i'm not sure actually i haven't checked the store in a while maybe
and i'm not sure what the rebellion one is
the rebellion one definitely is
yeah
that's actually sick i'm not good that is insane
i just want the muskies for something i'll buy anymore
oh it's not a good question
okay
so this is platinum three three
uh... so
it's gonna be like
My screen, my screen, my screen, my screen, my screen!
You're gonna send a hat.
You got a case?
Yeah, we're gonna have one.
All right.
Mother case, I love it.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
Case number three, so just let it hang.
Oh, okay.
Dude, we have the worst time together.
It's just, we have the worst time together.
I mean, as I say that, he scores.
Let's lay out like the whole thing.
Yeah, let's lay out like a little plan here, right?
So who's gonna mess with our roles like that playstyle gonna...
Who wants to play back? I could play back if y'all won't, I don't care.
I don't mind playing back.
Uh, I think just call out...
Ugh, I got it. I think just call out what you're thinking.
You just say I go or I don't go, and I think we just fucking vibe off that, to be honest.
Okay, yeah, let's...
Moist back away, hold the aura.
Okay, so I agree. So yeah, Moist, you're right.
Moisture right, we're just gonna I go and then we just play off it rotate rotate. Have always one guy back
I like it
Boy that would have been dirty if you did that I'm not gonna lie
I boosted our bad. I had that
These dude. I'm saying these floaters tonight are weird. What a be there boys. Mm-hmm. I'm here
It's a plumber.
It's a plumber!
I'm getting my boots, I'm getting my boots.
Nope, he got it.
I'm there.
I'm at the place.
I'm back, I'm back.
Yeah, get back!
I'm back, I'm back.
You're back all day!
No!
We're behind!
I don't know how, but we just got blasted by the roach and lead dogs!
Get a stand for me, baby!
oh my god
damn it i'm so sick
i can see the scale
i'm in trouble now
open that
good center
oh
how does that sound
alright it's good job
i'm there i'm so there
i'm so there
are you good
oh no
i just
clear way to be there for me
nice
I'm loving your place
I'm loving your place
stop talking
I'm an angry hound dog here
I'm just ball chasing
I'm just ball chasing
I got a push on it
okay
I'm coming back
we're good
one more
oh
I got a jump shot
that's a top
that's off
that's alright
that's weird
I reacted slow
I reacted slow
that's on me
I should have saved that
I thought that I didn't think that we're gonna do this over to say Gigi in the chat who just do think he is
He said Gigi with three minutes left. Holy narcissism. Yeah, I don't know who this dude thinks he is
We got a problem out of I've I said three
Formation should look like a triangle two up one back for worst case have a sprint
Okay, that's a beautiful touch
Come on back. Oh my god, I'm not case
I'm trying to get there!
I was off the water!
We are currently as it sits right now.
Dude, I was quite there on it.
Guys, remember, there's a tournament in an hour, none of these games matter.
It's all meaningless.
This is all just crap. None of this matters.
On that, love it.
I'm trying to get there.
That is a awkward position for that to be. Oh my god. I just went so hard. You're good. You're good. I
Wonder who a wall ride that way. What's going on?
My bad my bad. No, you're good. I'm wall tapping. No, I'm not. I miss. I'm in that. I'm in that. I'm in that
I hope so because that's weird
I'm gone. I'm gone. I
Can get out there at full boost love that wall touch out of you
Oh
You're good, dude. Good touch boys. Put it clear that yep. Yep. I'm still on it. We're going for a lot of boys
Boys we're gonna represent your bro rocket league team now. I like that the beast one
Yeah
Nice playing real good right now. I'm proud of y'all. Oh, I missed huge with
We're so fine. No, what's up? We are
Such there's a minute left. We need two goals in other words. It's time to be great
Yeah, it's getting time here. Here's the first one. Nice
That would have been immaculate amount of overall
Okay, this could bounce off the wall
Maybe me to it. That's all good. You're there. I'm so there it's insane
No, you don't understand what's going on right now
No, you got to understand what's going on right now dude something is happening
To where it's making it to where it's not going anywhere that I can touch it at
It's like there's a force field that's curving the ball away from any ability to be played.
No I'm dead serious, that's weird.
That's a known hack in this game.
Yeah.
Come on we need to score guys.
Oh my god that was almost so beautiful.
Almost don't cut it though, I'm awful.
Oh my god I did.
Oh.
I'm getting like that.
I ain't got no boost. I had boost in two years. I need other boosts at this game. So I don't
That's you JC. I'm here. I'm here
We can't score, I mean my god
It's all good. It is just one month for them. This is one month for the tournament. You're a what?
I don't understand right? I have a shot maybe when I come online one of these days. We're never gonna lose
it is
Mathematically, okay, we've lost seven in a row,
or six in a row.
All of it is data collection.
Think of how much better you're getting
with each one of us a new lesson.
Exactly, a new lesson has been learned today.
All right, I just need right to plat two, thank God.
We're not gonna have to face plat three again.
We're good now, I'm good now, okay, I'm back.
I just needed a few rough games to snap me back
what I was doing the other day yeah yeah yeah basically all that needs to
happen boys is all of this next 53 minutes it's just completely and total
learning experience yeah the time the tournament rolls around we have so much
That's it.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
So losing is, losing is learning, I say.
Fact!
Losing is learning.
Come on, Matt.
Way to be there.
Losing is learning.
I'm on that.
I'm on that.
I'm on that.
I'm trying to touch.
Oh yeah!
Oh yeah!
That's a beautiful one.
That's a beautiful one too.
I love it from you boys.
Mm-hmm.
Mm-hmm.
I'm staying over here.
I don't want to leave this side.
I'm staying over here. I don't want to leave this side.
I got a hacker.
We're starting to unlock. We're starting to unlock.
Open the middle. Open the middle!
They're close, they're close. Open the middle.
Oh!
Really get up there, man. It's kind of depressing.
Open the middle.
I thought he was going to hit it. We're doing it.
Oh no. Oh no.
I got a move! I got a move!
Oh! You're good.
Oh!
Oh!
You're looking beautiful out there, Kase.
Love it, boys!
Back more.
Over the middle. Over the middle.
Oh, he beat me.
No, it ain't neither
I know
So some of you know it did not just happen. It did not just happen
It did not just happen good push
We need to go up. We need to go up.
I'm going up the wall! I'm down!
Oh nice. Good shit, Kase.
I just cleaned up my mess.
Oh my god! He's going ballistic!
Get that boys!
I'm going to be there! It's over the bell!
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. I'm going to get the medium to come back.
I'm getting back. I'm getting back.
Boys, all you!
Yes!
I'm walking! Boys, I see it!
We're on line!
Over the middle!
Yes!
Oh that's weird!
That's gonna be weird.
Stop that!
Oh my god, way to break that shit up.
No, that's not gonna be good.
We're doing way better than we was the minute we go. Let's go.
Exactly, it's improvement. It's improvement. It's improvement.
We good!
We got a way to put the creep there.
I go, I go.
Oh my god he just does it to him.
He just does it to him.
What the hell fella just tied up just like a brand new game baby let's go.
Wait room.
Yes sir.
Oh my god.
I'm going for a boot cheeky follow up.
Yep.
Bye.
I'm going to take the mission.
Wait a minute.
I'm putrid vile and disgusting and I deserve nothing good in life.
I tried to pinch that against the wall and it somehow deflected backwards.
That was so bad.
I forgive Jinxy for this right here that's not the right way.
That's just out of your control.
That's out of your control.
Two minutes to tie this up.
I go.
On that.
I pinching.
Oh.
Oh my god.
I think she's-
Oh my god!
I am-
I am-
I'm up, I'm up, I'm up!
I love you more than Alibaba!
But I'm back!
Oh yes she-
You're trying JX!
I'm back, I'm back!
I'm back!
Me-me-me-me-me-me-me-me-me!
Thank you baby!
Oh, why?
Did I get it?
Oh no!
Get your luck, get your luck, get your luck!
We're good.
Oh, no! Oh, boy!
I'm at all good.
No, no, no. It's on me. I didn't call it. I didn't call it. It's on me.
I have no boost. I have no boost. I have no boost.
I have no boost.
I need somebody here. Beautiful voice.
That's weird.
Sweet mother of pearl.
Lord have mercy. Can a boy find a boost somewhere?
There we go.
Oh, I missed the boost.
I cleared it.
Oh, no, that's open!
Chase!
Chase!
Jump, jump, jump, jump, jump!
It's not funny!
Walling it.
Walling it over the middle.
Oh, no.
You're having a boost?
Oh, no.
That's bad.
Yep.
Oh, there's no bad.
That's alright.
That's alright.
That's alright.
Oh, y'all, we're playing way better than we were.
It's undeniable.
If we just get more 50-50s going our way right now, everything's going to be high.
By the time the tournament rolls around in about 40 minutes or so, everything's going
Everything don't be peace
Amen, amen you case
Case, I'm so sorry. No, you're good. I got no I got no force on that
Nice, that's a beefy time. I want that's a dangerous ball. I've been asked it
We're staying here, that's a beautiful touch keep them here. This is what we hold them
This is where we hold them!
I pinched it!
I pinched it!
Oh!
Nice voice.
I needed more mustard on it.
These dudes are good.
I'm not gonna lie.
They're like pretty good.
Oh, I feel like that's everyone tonight, man.
They're just so...
Oh, they got the net though!
It's open nuts!
Lock them up!
Lock them up!
Go!
Go!
Nice!
Oh, there we go boys.
There's still a lot of them.
Here we go boys.
Here's two hoes.
Look at me block this dude right here.
Look at this dude.
Look at this dude.
Beautiful case.
Oh my god.
That's insane.
Wow, that was insane.
We have 17 seconds.
That's 25.
Okay, steady.
Moist go for the little chop.
Go for the little chop.
Yep, yep, yep.
Oh.
Hold on.
I'm here.
I'm here.
Oh.
This is where stars are made clear to that jinxing.
Oh, what's going on?
We're good though.
We're good.
We're good.
We're all playing.
up here in the center.
I have no boost.
Over the middle.
Over the middle.
Over the middle.
I missed it.
Oh.
Yeah.
We're playing so much better now.
We're not going to be overnight.
It's like night and day difference.
The first game was over the plate.
We looked so much better.
You know, even though we're losing, these games have been cinema, like actually.
I know, we just gotta win one, because this is getting bad.
We've lost eight in a row, but the thing is,
as soon as we win one, everything's gonna flow.
Every battle.
It's gonna blow it wide open.
Once we win one, we'll never lose again.
Exactly.
I mean, just gonna throw one around.
Once we win one, we're not even gonna know
about losing 10.
Life is just gonna be constantly.
Yup.
I'm on your life, boys.
Here you go, here you go.
Love it, boys.
That's the correct one, boys!
I stopped them, we're good!
Let it be there, JC.
Always, stand up!
I'm missing!
Stand up, boys!
That was a good demo, we weren't there though.
We're not the bad first.
How are we that good?
Wait, wait, wait.
Moise, you can line this?
Oh my god, come on!
Moise, great reach out, man.
I'm going for the goalie
Alright, empty net, empty net
Fuck it, put it in the bread bag
Oh, oh lord
I didn't lag for my brain
I'm so sorry
I saw it
What a touch
What a touch boy
Oh my god
He gave me
He really helped me out though
That's beautiful
That is beautiful, what a touch
What is he doing?
I'm back, I'm back.
I'm back.
Love it!
That's a test.
Yes!
Okay, I set up two goals right now.
I need the puck.
It's all good, it's all good.
Look at the position we're in right now.
We're looking great.
Yes, we are.
What a puck.
Oh, no.
That's a prop.
Love it.
Good faith.
Oh boy.
Oh boy.
Yep.
That's a good one.
That's a good one.
That's a good one.
That's a good one.
That's a good one.
That's a good one.
Yep, that's all I know.
Chase, he got really good, he got that.
I'm there.
I was there, but he got the test before me.
We're good.
Do not worry, we're good, y'all.
Do not fret.
Hit that.
That's a heavy touch.
I got them.
We're good.
I demoed, I demoed.
I'm here, I'm here.
Oh my god!
Hey!
I'm here!
I'm here!
Oh my god!
You're so attract!
I'm sorry.
That was a beautiful save.
I'm not even gonna lie.
Don't even worry about it.
It's just who I am.
I'm not even gonna lie.
I'm not even gonna lie.
I'm not even gonna lie.
Don't even worry about it, it's just what I do here in the paper bag, Lee.
We're good, we're good, we're good.
Okay.
Over the metal.
Love it!
That would have been, oh!
I'm waiting for a boost, I got a boost.
Like an it?
Don't shoot me, drop.
Don't shoot me, drop.
Oh boy, it's all you.
Yeah, I'm feeling much better right now
Yeah, I guess a real bitch over there though. He doesn't leave the net
Yeah, he really it's just I was about to say that he does not leave the net. He's just staying there
drop
What it'd be there y'all the um space monkey guy. Yeah, he's not
He's just sitting in the net this dude. He's scared
Save that one
You got him!
That one boy!
That one boy!
Save that one Goober! You're staying in there the whole time! Won't you grow up!
Bro the most OP thing in this game, especially in Breeze, is not even shooting. It's just
passing it off the side because they always commit and then the second guy gets a free
shot.
Yep.
passing very good very good for my city
this is good this has all the makings to be the first win of the evening
first of all the floodgates are about to open we're good
we're never gonna lose for the rest of the night after this win
and we'll never lose again
oh about to touch that
I got a good touch I guess, I know, I'm there, I'm there, we're good, we're good.
Yes sir, boys, play to beat air.
I was gonna try and leave that for a little dunk action.
I'm just super silent.
OK, what's up?
Nice, nice, nice.
That's a little awkward.
That's a little awkward.
I'm waiting for it opening.
You're touching.
I'm getting, dude, I'm getting frisky.
I'm getting frisky.
Oh my god.
I'm missing everything.
I'm missing everything.
I'm there.
We're all over them.
Case, we're all over them.
I'm here! Oh god I'm not!
I'm not a boy! I'm not a boy!
It almost happened though! It almost worked dude!
It did! It did!
I'm here!
Ah!
Drop! Please drop! Something drop!
Oh my god! Keso's activating his sharding gun!
HAHAHA!
Yo!
Yo, look at that seam!
That is the first winter of the night!
I'm so proud of you guys!
That is the first winter of the night!
Yo, there it is!
That's all we needed!
That is all we need!
It was a matter of time!
That's all it was!
Let the game end!
My god!
Get out of here!
The street the curse has been lifted. It has been lifted
The believers finally got paid all these disgusting doubters get their free channel points all night
I know y'all crying and now you best get them tissues ready, Bubba
It is it is literally over for anyone yo chat fair morning
If you plan on queuing Platinum 2 3d3 servers on North American East
You will be running into the greatest trio.
Wait whoa whoa whoa let's not have some Smurf logon because you said that.
Let's push back.
It wouldn't even matter.
It wouldn't look at us.
It's gonna stop us.
We're gonna get it!
Throw something at that!
Throw something at that!
We're gonna get it!
We're gonna get it!
We're gonna get it!
We're gonna get it!
We're gonna get it!
We're gonna get it!
Get the floodgates or else.
Wow!
A big hit!
Good job!
What a kickoff.
What a kickoff!
Good read!
Yeah, well, I got a chill I'm dead
That's a great game to that choice that's been
That's on me
I'm getting so risky now
I'm gonna pretend this was a fake you have your own car in your own gold
celebration oh you already know it I wish that that would be
so I'm gonna take don't go you don't go that way even though it's not right
that's my first one up Phillips let's get another go fly here oh my goodness
let's go they need to just uninstall this is embarrassing
the floodgates are open dare I say look at that we called it bro we said if we
win one we ain't never go uh yeah
dare I say the floodgates are open oh I would dare
on it that might be from that oh my goodness I'm cooking them so bad nice
Good pressure either way
That's on me. That's on me. It was a bad duck for me. I was gonna try and go up the wall with it, but I lost control
I saw the vision. You're good
We are looking three one we even got word about that. Let's go. I'm back in that
They better do something with it!
Oh lord, they didn't!
I go, I go.
Oh, that's nasty! Oh my god!
That's the idiot!
I'm here!
I think that's rotten! That's terrible!
Oh, it has long gone.
That's vile! That's disgusting!
That's nasty!
You are insane! Wow!
That was disgusting!
That was disgusting!
I'm here!
I'm so sorry
My savior flies overhead
You guys got it. You guys got it. I'm never going to be here.
Love it boys. Love it. I'm there. Don't you worry.
Alright, boy.
Oh, I miss. I'll win so bad, y'all.
I'm there though.
Over the middle.
Oh, he just does it by himself. He just does it by himself.
Ooh, ooh, ooh.
where to keep that pressure on fellas where to keep that oh my god hey we are
doing a brick wall in the next we're never losing again
I'm so sorry dude. No, that's that's a calm breakdown right there. That's okay. We both had the same vision dude. Oh
man. Two minutes. If anything, we're just overly passing now. If they score another goal in like a minute, we'll have somebody
purpose in fact yeah I'm not sweating it yet not at all wall touch beautiful I
got done I got it he missed oh god if you're not next I got no booze I think
I'm there I'm there they'll be there
I'm not working!
I got it!
I got it!
I'm gonna pop it.
I'm hanging way back y'all.
Nice!
I'm gonna try to clear that!
I got it!
I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry.
Oh, good.
I really lost control.
That's me.
You're good.
But maybe?
Nice.
We did it all.
Way to stop it.
Let's do the go over.
Nice.
Oh, that's a beautiful touch.
some weight into those shots. Oh he got there before me.
I got it. I got it. I got it.
Yes. What a touch.
We're staying here. We're staying here.
Yes, we are.
That's a little awkward. I got it. I got it.
Oh nice. Nice. Nice.
I'm getting out of the booth.
Just keep going.
Oh, I'm not gonna lie. I'm right to cross over half ball right now. I'm just trying to
He reads quit man, that's good news
I'm just a cure and make sure I get no goals
I'm telling you, the stars are aligning from when this tournament were actually unlocked.
No!
Get out of here!
What was I worried about?
What was I worried about?
Nice touch, boys.
Just another dominant win.
Completely and utterly dominant win.
Another dominant win!
Let's go, fellas.
Let's go fellas. Let's go.
Yeah, I just think this is usual right there.
Absolutely beautiful. Beautiful fellas. Beautiful.
30 minutes left. We just beat three Platinum's. That is insane.
Yeah those were some absolute weenie head junior level plays from them. That's terrible.
All right come on.
We got about 25 minutes. 25 minutes.
We got we got time for two or three more to the tournament. Yeah. Yeah
Let's go actually go
Yeah, I'll be back in a sec. You look like Josh dollars
Dude guys
Boys needs to be ranked to play a tournament say you swear to God
Chat say you swear to God
I'm black three. I know it's actually incredible
Which are y'all serious
A minute boys I got bad news
he can't be on right though child people to my chatter saying moist has to be
right to be in a turn wait how many more games do you need moist to get your
right probably not baby I think it's it oh is it 10 I thought it was five oh so
I think we'll see what happens we'll try to determine if not we'll have enough
time to play like two more before the second chance we should be able to get
Oh, yeah, true. No, you're good, bro. You're good. I got demoed. We should be able to play the second chance
Somebody said yo, we can low key do some scummy stuff in orbit seven days in a row like
Yes, we actually galaxy bird and then take his rank and we get like in a bronze
Not as messed up though that that's that's that's scummy behavior now. We wouldn't be able to get in bronze. I don't think
Yeah, I think gold is what we'll get.
Nice point.
Yeah, we have to form a team.
Like this?
Oh, we missed.
Oh, we missed.
Not there.
There they are.
Oh my god, I'm way off.
I'm not celebrating.
I'm not celebrating.
Oh my god.
Alright, you're in.
My heart is in this.
Hold my chest.
Way to be there.
This guy's a fucking android.
Sometimes go low shots just really get people off because they always jump.
They love to jump.
Yeah, I'll back you.
Let's go y'all.
So, okay, moist need six more.
Realistically, we'll be able to get four more done before the tournament starts and we can support that.
Yeah.
Nice.
Over the middle?
Right there.
You love it case
The only word is Spanish. I know what's it mean? What's it mean?
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
You beautiful man!
Hold me.
Oh my god.
I got so much force on that.
Wow.
Yeah, the replay could hardly even see it.
That was like the taffter image that we saw.
Oh no, oh no.
That's on me. That's on me.
That's on me.
That's also kind of on me. I could have side flipped here.
Did you know what else is also on me?
want me so let's go he beat me to it what a kickoff yes it's like that
love it boys I'm there yeah I'm all I get I got hidden oh yeah I'm all
excellent no you're back case you're so back is so I am not back we're good
though
whoa controlling I would have had an assist for y'all cuz I was gonna wall
it and then demo the one keeper but I got hit over the air he's gonna be challenged me up the wall
it's like a fresh game right now it's like zero zero
that's open love it oh I do nope I'm way up oh I thought I saw a student star fly by my head I was like
I got
I'm going with this. No, we all hit each other.
We wait for this.
Wait a minute. You!
Oh my god.
Let's go! I'm off.
What has happened to me? I gotta wake up. I gotta wake up.
I'm down. Hold the middle. You can't see him, you can't see him!
Oh my lord have mercy!
I'm down. Jumped off. I faked him. I faked. I'm gonna call a fake even though I wasn't...
Yo, I just missed an open net shot.
Dude. Dude.
The win streak will not end here. It will not end.
There's nothing. There's nothing.
Oh my god, I'm getting them out so much.
Oh, that's open. That's open. Oh, he got there.
There's two more. I got it.
Come on. Thanks. I got some gifts.
What's going on?
Wow.
What?
Oh my god, I can't aim my eyes closed.
I'm there, I'm not there, I'm not there, I did my own!
We got to get a goal. We got to get one quick chill. I'm awful. I got the mode. I got the mode
Look, we got 30 seconds. Just relax and let's get a goal. Mm-hmm. I'm getting a space chill
If I had a move that makes a play
I'm trying to get it in the middle, no, that's okay, that's okay, okay, so wait moist you
played five games, you can check real quick.
Yeah, we might have to start for some if we're gonna make the tournament.
Yeah, that's yeah, five of ten.
Okay, five of ten.
Alright, when does the tournament start?
The tournament starts in 20 minutes.
The first tournament starts in 23 minutes.
When does the second one start?
15 minutes after that, so like 38 minutes.
Yo, low key, we might can bust out five for this, but it'd be nice to play two though.
It would be nice to have two lines.
Yeah.
Now do I have to have the rank in-
No, no, no, no, they're saying he can play because he's played ranked in the past.
We're good.
Yeah, basically if you as the only what you'll require it has to have been ranked at some point
Oh really
One man in the world that was capable of a barf at the
Buddy if name is Charles. Oh
Oh my god, I have missed everything for the last two games boys you're good
You're right. You're right
Should have been there I should have been there
Oh
We're good
We're good.
Guys, it is completely and totally okay.
Because this is the turn, it doesn't matter.
Yeah, this means nothing.
You can't see it, yeah.
I'm in that, what's?
I'm in.
That might be a little weird.
Why, it's voice!
Oh my God.
I'm in it!
Oh no!
What am I doing?
How did he touch that? Oh my goodness, I'm gonna go, man!
He's trying to hit me, man.
It's my son.
It's my son.
Poor fact.
That's what rock and lego do to you. Clear it!
I'm in that, I'm in that.
There she is.
Oh, yeah!
Watch out, you guys, demo.
We're staying here Godly they getting there. I'm used to people missing every area and I'm used to see them to fly into
I gotta get more friends. That's actually my problem. No, don't
Yeah, they're there they're there these guys are actually Bob they hit them areolas for real
Yeah, they're all over y'all
I miss that badly. I miss that very bad
What a touch case.
No Moist, don't start feeling down on yourself.
You're right, you're right, you're right.
I'm with you, I'm with you.
Get that moving Moist.
In fact, I wasn't even close.
You're good.
No, do not start feeling down on yourself.
You are a magnificent creature.
You're right. You're right. You're right. You're right. I gotta come alive again. I gotta come alive.
Let's go.
Exactly what he just said.
He's being there.
There you go, boys.
Nice. I don't know what just happened, but it was nice and I liked it.
We're moving in the right direction. I've got no boost.
Dude, this goober, pathetic bomb is getting to all my...
I hate this dude, and I want him arrested
Mods arrest them
Okay, here we go
I can't score
These guys look like a brick wall back there good lord
nothing gets past that okay so that could have been something crazy
but I'm just not no no no no it was just a unlucky pinch on the physics
that's it no what do you do for time to win actually no I've had it I've had it
I've had it bro they are everywhere every time I touch the ball someone's on me
imagine playing trying to beat us when we're trying to play again that's in there y'all
they ain't saving that one I hate it oh my god I hate everything
I'm gonna shoot them no oh my god
This is the worst! These guys are my damn plot armor!
How did they save that one?
This is unbelievable!
Moisture will have to sign them to...uh...
...to Shopify or something. These dudes will be like, what's going on?
Oh, oh.
They need to start a clan. They need to call their team name to brick walls or something.
I've never seen anything like it. They have like infinite flotters.
They have chronic lust to feed. Nothing gets through these guys.
Oh. Sweet. Let's go get another one.
Let's stay hot. Let's stay hot. Come on, Bella.
That's nothing. We need to forget about that one real quick.
Chap, can we get like a 100% confirmation that, um,
Moist does not keep...
As long as he's been ranked in the past, we're good.
Good luck, if not, we'll just keep playing and play the second chance one, whatever.
No big deal.
We'll try to play at 10.
Or 12.
Good god, it's midnight god!
I need to go outside, dude.
Wow.
No, you don't need to go outside.
You can't cross the league.
Yeah, there's no rocket league outside.
Fag!
Wait, let's go.
We won't have time for two right here.
It depends on how bad this game goes.
Let me try it.
Join them in one minute. Okay, we can join in one minute chat one more game. One more game then we can try.
So fellas come on. Let's get a win right here to give us a head start boost into the turning.
Yep, I like that. I like that. Get the head grind. Yep, and if we somehow by some miracle
lose third round we get a second chance. Yeah, so bingo bingo
bingo exactly correct okay I was made a bad decision in order 20s but I was like
I should have committed to their net no it's not over the middle yep we're
staying here we're staying here we're staying here
You love it. Love it. That's nice. Oh, nice. There. Don't worry. We're good, y'all.
I don't know, I'm feeling good!
I'm feeling frisky before the tournament.
I'm feeling frisky.
I tried, I tried to...
Oh, that's uh, yep.
Save it, save it.
Oh no!
Moist.
Your sound effects, kids.
Oh no.
Oh no.
Oh no.
Oh no.
Oh no.
You're sound effects, dude.
I heard that.
That was pure terror.
Pure terror.
I couldn't say that.
That's sad.
That's depleting.
Casey, you good?
Yeah, I'm just getting bumped around.
I'm here.
I'm here. I'm so here at Silly.
That's beautiful, but dude watch for it. So give them out a what that road. It's just cuz freeze. It's like everything is just
How about that so
We're good
You must you must love it. Oh, no
I'm following it. Oh my god
You're good man
Big touch
He gonna touch it
Oh
Nope
I tried I tried we're saying we're saying
We're back
I
Swear, dude. I'm not you buddy. Yep. I go
I absolutely love that you are beautiful. I'm gonna take that back. Thank you
Backwards but it love it. Oh, yeah, they're kind of choking. They're floundering. Yep. They're floundering. I'm gonna send her this
Foundering
We're just
No, oh no, no no no no no no no no
Oh
I was almost able to pinch that right there against the wall. He barely got it. I got look at him. Look at him
That was close that was close
Oh, god damn it.
Ah, Moist you go, you go, you go.
Yes, there you go.
Get roll! Love it!
C'mon, let's make something out of this.
I don't think it's bad.
One can't can.
I demoed the goalie.
I demoed the goalie.
And I accidentally hit Moist.
Nope, you're good, you're good.
We're still here, we're still here.
We're still here.
I'm demoing the goalie again.
I missed the goalie.
I missed.
I am a failure.
Okay, so it's all up to you
Look guys
Yeah, I tried to flip it to the left and it didn't go to the left right there
I want look guys all of this 10 minutes out. It's all about you see that
Did you see that I saw the case I saw the vision and here's my defense that would have went in whether I did that or not
I was trying to write you're right
All right, you go you go once. Yep. I
Love it the dead ball
This is this is disgusting
Oh
Nice case mother there. We're gonna
That's come on
That's you that you that you might get beautiful
I'm just gonna play stupidly aggressive
this
here i got it i got it
no no way not a pinc
ohhhhh
ohhhh
Good lord i can't get to break
guys i was not trying to do this
hey hey how do we get it out of our system now
like we could not have entered the tournament with the last momentum of this. I'd like to
only go nice. I have an insane statement though. Okay. I think we're playing Platitudes right now,
right? I think if the tournament is going to be full, so that's optimistic. Oh, you're super right.
I think so. Because me and Kase got a gold tournament a minute ago. It's a vintage voice
We got the final.
Yes, well, yeah, we got some fun.
I don't think this is gonna work.
No, it's not. It's got to sound good.
I'm so sorry, Moise, you can't...
Nope, nope, you're good.
I give you permission to just beat me.
No, nope, nope, nope, nope, nope.
I went catatonic, I should have said something.
You're good.
And, okay.
Quarter one is nice, it's not that bad.
It could have been I did it again. I'm just in your way. I'm disgusting
Okay
So we're gonna go last we're just gonna yes. All right. We have time for one more or do we go?
No one beats us for the one no, this is when it will let's go come on
It's zero once it's zero zero
What that means you know like you'll see in three two one
Oh, okay, never mind.
So, okay, guys, I have a good analysis, all right?
Yep, so I'm gonna try to get us to join this tournament.
If it doesn't, we're gonna have to play the second chance.
We have no other option.
Let's see if I can get us in.
Now, I personally believe it's gonna put us
in a gold tournament and, okay, wait, what?
We're gonna probably use the restroom?
Yes, you can jankle.
What name do y'all want?
We can keep what?
What's the name?
I got one.
Okay.
Okay.
All right.
Now, chat. When I click this button, I'm either going to feel complete and total depression or happiness. Are you ready?
Oh my God, we're in.
I knew it! I knew it! I knew it! I knew it!
Yes, man.
I can feel your smile. I can feel his smile.
Thank God, bro. Thank you to all the people that said the correct information because half of you were saying the wrong information
Okay, moist. I'm gonna go tinkle and grab a bottle of water PRP. Yep. Yep. Yep. You take your time
I don't think we have time for another game. So I'm just gonna play it when I get back when I get back
It is shocking how bad I've become at this game despicable actually despicable
It's been too much time
Yeah, I feel the
Dude, I played League in a minute not gonna lie. It's been a hot minute. We were close way too, but I was like
No, we should know we should we have I don't know if you heard but
Me and the me and the boys won the Demacia Cup, you know, it's no big deal 3-0. Really? Yeah, we won the Demacia Cup
Well, what was your plan? Would you plan to support Veal cause? No, it was top lane. I was garing in
Gare, Gare dude.
What are you maintaining still?
Are you still maintaining support like in regular ranked?
No, mainly top lane now since...
you
you
you
you
you
So what do you normally do chips wise 90% of time I get chips I'm going flaming hot
Cheeto puffs now in the fuck can you do lemon hot cheetos but you can't do barbecue it makes
It makes no sense. I can eat hot sauce and every other hot thing, but barbecue sauce.
Here's the two things that set me off acid reflux wise. Barbecue sauce and syrup. And
the weird thing is if I have like a, you know, sometimes I have like an acid reflux attack
that wakes me up in the middle of the night. My throat hurts. No, like seriously, my real
people that got acid reflux know what I'm talking about. You'll wake up out of your
sleep, it puts your throat burning so bad that your eyes are constantly watering.
But the crazy part is, if I drink some syrup, it knocks it down, which is wild.
That sounds miserable, dude.
Oh, it is miserable.
My buddy, Link, he had acid reflux so bad once I'm gonna actually burn a hole in his
throat.
What?
Like he went to the doctor for it.
Yeah.
Do you take anything like an antacid?
I used to, but you know, I'll be slacking on that.
So wait, is there anything else you can't eat,
or is it just barbecue and syrup?
It's just, it's like just barbecue and syrup, yeah.
So bro, you can't, like you can't even throw
syrup on a waffle or anything, like nothing?
I'll suffer it.
If I don't have too much of it, it's fine, but yeah.
Dude, not being able to have syrup with my pancakes
and waffles would literally send me into crippling.
Can you do honey?
Can you do honey?
Yeah, I can do honey, yeah.
What fucking sense does that make?
What the thing is, I've had honey like 10 times
my whole life, so I don't even know nowadays.
That's a unique build right there on your acid reflux.
And it's bad and I hate it too.
The barbecue!
It's a nice little battle pass.
Yeah, no, it's not as bad on the surface
as on the barbecue, dude, the barbecue.
Somebody said I'm deftly allergic to trees and grass.
Okay?
That sucks. That's fucking no fun, but but the thing is though. I'm alright because I'm not that big on barbecue flavored stuff anyway
Like what's your favorite chip moist?
That's a that's a
People want to know actually we about to find out what moist critical favorite chip is up in here
I think consistently probably like cool ranch cool ranch is just such a good
Yeah, yeah feel feel thirsty. That's so nasty
What's okay?
Cool Ranch is like, dude, do y'all know?
I'm about to be so descriptive with what I'm gonna say,
but have y'all ever had a Dorito
where it's literally just loaded with dust?
Do you know what I'm talking about?
Yeah, yeah.
I've had a Cool Ranch Dorito that was so loaded with dust,
I almost fainted, like my entire face squints.
And ever since then, I've just been doing nacho cheese
because I almost, it was so much dust on one Dorito.
It's always the ones at the bottom of the bag.
You have to be so careful, but I almost died.
You ever had a spicy chili Doritos, bro?
Dude, are you talking about the purple bag?
Yeah, the purple bag.
I was in high school.
We had like two vending machines.
I would, every morning I would get like a lime green propel
and the Doritos, the purple Doritos.
I would just go like, I was addicted.
Like I was literally addicted.
That sounds, I could actually just hear the wedges.
I can hear it from that.
Wait, why did you wet it?
Diabolical setup.
I'm not going to lie to you.
If you see a new walk around with a green Gatorade
and some spicy sweet chili doritos,
you're getting floods down the toilet.
That ain't the same.
Not even Gatorade.
He said fucking propel.
His couch's torn the whole way.
Freaking propel.
Dude, and also, if it adds more, I was like four foot 11
until my junior year.
So I was just tired out.
Dude, I was the type of kid in school
where I was so small and I would load up my backpack
with like those hard books.
Dude, I would be like falling over sometimes
because my backpack was like half my weight.
That's a bad rule right there.
If I got tipped, I would literally fall over.
Like legitimately.
You got past it though.
Yes, yeah.
Now I'm like five foot ten, five foot nine.
Yeah, that's a good growth spurt.
Okay, so how tall are you, like six, three, six, two?
What, either, my driver's license says six, three,
but I say six, just so I ain't got a brag.
So you say six, two, just so you don't brag?
Yeah.
Dude, six anything is a flex.
Because if you say six, three, people's like,
oh, even if I say six, two, then I can't,
it's like, bro, that's what it is.
Oh my god, we're in. Oh my god. Oh my god.
Game one. It's the terraforming tarantulas, these dweebs.
Oh my god.
Alright, let's go.
These are some turbo nerds right here. We got it. We got it.
Alright, look at this.
So, there's 32 teams. If we make it to semi-finals, it's best of three in semi-finals and finals.
If we lose in the first round of this, we'll be able to play the second chance.
But if we win the first round, then lose.
That's like the worst case scenario.
But that doesn't matter, because we're going to win this tournament, right?
Agreed.
Mm-hmm.
Chevy, I think this is a cold tournament or a plan.
What do y'all think?
I don't know, but look at that dude's car over there.
There's no way he's good.
Yeah, that looks like a car from like Sonic, or not Sonic.
It looks like a car from Sonic.
Yeah, it looks like those look these guys.
Bro, I don't have a ready up button. I've never even seen that. Okay, we're in.
Let's go.
Let's go.
It's time.
Alright, I go, I go.
Okay.
It is so tough.
Alright, all the training of the last hour was built for this exact moment right here.
That's a goal. Come on.
That's already just right on target!
WHAAAAAT?!
You have gotta be kidding me! Come on, man!
Oh, that's bad.
I'm in it.
I'm in it.
Big clear.
That is a disgustingly big clear, actually.
Oh my god.
They all just missed.
Oh, what?
Oh, he bumped me.
I
Love it case I absolutely love it full focus y'all. I'm at what we trained for
I got I got it
Nice boys
This is the entire moment you trained for Oh, I'm back. I'm back
You go to the ball boys. Oh, no
What's your actually so fast?
wow we get their voice thank you thank you
no yes you missed
that mic no it's off it's off it's off it's off fuck
no
I tried I tried I couldn't get there
Dude I'm just eyeing these guys up. These guys are so beatable.
These guys are so beatable it's insane.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
They want to fight.
That's what it's like. You never know where it's going to go. We're good though.
You got it.
I got it, I'm gonna get it.
You got that from the floor?
Oh my god.
You might have to slip more.
Alright, we're good.
Hold on a minute.
I'm really trying to pressure him here.
I love a case. I love how you get involved in there.
I TOUCHED THAT!
NOOOOOO!
YOU GOTTA BEAT!
Bro, this has to be a prank, right?
Please!
Nothing's going in, y'all. Nothing's going in.
I TOUCHED IT!
I
See it once
I bet you the shop that I literally was already ready to celebrate
Case you go
I never win though, so I'm not gonna back up. I know I know I have you but I'm not
good if we if we get a goal like within the next 30 seconds
There it is.
Great clear. I'm gone. I'm gone.
Let's open that. Let's open that.
No.
Get back. Get back. Get back.
I literally bumped me to the side. Wow.
And in my cameras.
Good touch, Chinky.
good y'all don't worry that was fine we got plenty of time
dude i have like a my i have a weird camera angle right now let's do it god
chat one second oh my god that's a big girl hi hi that's you that's you that's you yes
i hit it the wrong way that's bad percasio you're good
I tried to pop it up.
Nice! We got plenty of time!
What do you see? What do you see?
Nice!
Oh, she missed.
Big lift!
I tried to get on top of my car. I missed.
is that gonna drop I know yep all right
it's looking at like a second chance
it's looking like second chance bro I
don't understand man I really don't we
have another opportunity I'm sorry
We can actually still win, let's dive back like this one's over.
Trying to get some gold here.
It would be an absolutely absurd comeback if we won this.
Nice touch.
Let's just play turbo aggressive here.
Don't even bother defending, just go for gold.
Alright, over the middle, over the middle.
I love it.
I'm clearing?
Uh-huh.
I
Put it in oh what the white angle we're good though
No, I ain't over here it's a little here it's a little here it's a little here
Lord
It's a little here
Oh boy second chance of the real tournament anywhere here
Yeah boy
I'm glad we were able to play
the first one. We got the same
chance. How much longer to take
a chance? Probably like two,
three minutes outside. Oh, it
was a goal tournament. But how
I don't understand how they
were serving. I gotta I gotta
start playing. Uh I gotta start
playing more off stream so I
can get better. I gotta unlock
what I used to be. Okay, we
guys we got top 32. Top 32 pretty good boys. Which we placed that means there's other people
that didn't get top top 32 world. Okay we got realistically five minutes what's your name y'all
want? Y'all good. Yeah you got it you got it. Okay chat chat give me a good name give me a good
Give me a good name. Give me a good name. Give me a good name.
Give me a good name.
I'm not naming the team worst player in lobby.
I like Redeem Team.
Redemption Arc could be good.
Let's go
After this last chance
I'm out of literally slump.
I'm going to knock out for like 10 hours.
So let's win it.
Let's win it.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, that's a good name.
That's a good name.
That is a good name.
What is it?
Top 32.
Ha ha ha ha.
That doesn't go hard.
That doesn't go hard.
Yo.
Top four minutes.
OK.
Oh, I need to get a water.
I came back with chips and no water.
All right, I'll be back.
All right, Jack, top 32 of this.
Good.
Four minutes.
Let's get our mind right, man.
It's going to be high.
Yep, I'm in free play right now working on my aerials.
Oh, yeah.
That's what I like.
I think that's that passion.
We're good.
I haven't played in so long, man.
I'm going to keep using that excuse when it's true.
It's a valid excuse.
I mean, this is a game if you don't stay on top of it.
Just fall apart.
Facts.
Let me go, let me go free play too.
You inspired me.
Oh, hold up.
Is it feeling good?
It might.
No.
If I could pop in though.
All right.
Three minutes.
time I'm getting there no three minutes it is so time go free play okay
oh man it is there
come do a squishy pad why do you vape so much I literally have a bottle of water
I heard my hands, what?
Yo, I might be getting, I might be getting it back.
Really?
It's about now, it's time, it's time.
It's actually so time.
Work on your defense?
Uh, you know what, pop a meltdown?
Uh, how about, no.
Okay, you're right, I probably should.
Oh, I did a flip reset or something the flipper he said my god. He's doing it. He's fucking believing that's my boy
Boy
Oh, how are you serious? I actually did do one just a second ago
How is that not one child looking good guys we got mm-hmm
Hmm
I mean, this is the most important shit there is man. Yeah, this is Tuesday night rocket league tournament gaming
This is like up there with like
Yeah, it's a family tough type shit
Dude, I'm telling you.
This is realistic on here.
Very realistic.
Dude, I can feel it slowly starting my ability, it's slowly starting to creep back into existence.
Music to my ears.
Good Lord, this feels hard, man.
mind wow oh my god I accidentally almost
took me turn oh lord I'm good I'm good
whenever you click and training it's like
it's where Lee turn it's supposed to be
I'm gonna try to make it out
at least I can get up here naturally
hit me if we can just get in the air
before they do I feel like no one can stop us if this even happens.
That is literally my main problem is I'm so used to people not going for the like I'm used to people
being so trash that they just never hit the ball in the air so I'm just going forward assuming
they'll miss and everybody's like hitting it now Dave. Yeah. Yo Junko when are you getting the
ball cam like you promised? Excuse you? When was that ever promised buddy? When was that ever
promise and he's back to eating of course yo chicken candy's 55 I've been
streaming for eight fucking hours so yeah I've had two bags of chips in eight
hours
Alright, I'm back.
So it's at 48 seconds, right?
Yep, yep, 40 seconds.
We're good.
We're good.
Dude, if I get my car control under control...
I'm doing...
I'm gonna practice this one.
You got a donut gold celebration, goaded.
Jinxedine, when is the toenail cutting stream?
Just say you want to see my feet, pal.
Good God, I saw it!
My god
I want to see your toes
Yeah, that's gotta be like
It's like a musty tonight. I'll actually just fucking go ballistic. Just one musty. It is time. All right, little rusty little brown musty
So crazy. Yeah, it's is a lead one like League of Legends
Uh, no, but yeah, it's just a beautiful thing, yeah, it is.
It's the worst thing and the best thing that would ever happen to you in life, it's real
that way.
It is the best of the world and the worst of the world at the same time.
If I had unlimited power, there would be thousands of people in jail just from being on my team.
I'm just all mad.
Nothing will make you more mad that somebody talking crazy can leave like actually.
Yeah, there's some actual terrorists in there.
Yeah, it's like, bad.
Some of the worst of humanity has been leaked, like, it's bad.
We lost our data through the aerial, GG.
Do you guys want good news or bad news?
Good news, good news.
So, there is no good news.
Do you have anything against the bad news?
Yep.
Sure.
I'm actually discussing that would have been so crazy. Oh my goodness. I can't believe they say that. I'm so sad. I am so sad
That was an absolutely great play though, brother. No one can take that from you
Don't get your spirits down. We're good. It's only one oh, come on. It's just one. Yep. It's just one
Now
Oh no, oh no, that's bad news.
Dice, Jeezy, on it.
Nice!
I haven't had boost in three years.
I don't even know what a boost looks like.
Dice.
Nice, y'all.
I'm playing a little back.
How does he save?
nice job I'm playing a little back how does he save that oh my god
oh my goodness don't they was gonna hit it so what time they don't hit it
they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they one time they don't hit
oh no you missed this nice day my god you're acting so often right now
your defense is immaculate
get touch!
they hit it at the time it's inscribable
i'm back
i got plops out of the way
we're good y'all, we're good
don't worry, we're only down one
oh my god, oh my god
switch it up
made it weird for him
it's a mess
oh my god
it's been so long
it's disgusting
we're good y'all, come on
get touchy!
i'm here, i'm here
oh no
Oh, you beat me to it.
That worked.
Okay, so you're so lost, dude.
Nice.
Activate. Activate.
Come on, get this.
Oh, god.
Open the middle.
Oh, no, you got a little cheeky touch in there right there.
What, it's centered?
I'm there!
I got it, I got it.
Get the whip!
I love it. I'm still here nice. Oh, I'm out of boost
Clear it guys. Yeah
We gotta get in their house and we gotta keep them there. Yeah, let's go go go. She's just running with it
Just run with it do it to him, but I'm getting ran off the road by him, dude
Nice boys, that much.
Oh my God.
Let's go.
We take those.
Yeah, they do it too much.
Look, he's trying to do some fancy and it wound up messing up on him.
Let's go.
He was trying to hit it to the corner.
That is all we needed, right there fellas.
That is all we needed.
It's on the side.
I love it, I got it, that's beautiful, oh my, oh wait, oh he, yo, yo, yo, splashy, you
got $500,000 in your paypal, coming up soon buddy, he's actually briefing for us, you
know what, he's giving you $500,000, wait what, no, let's go, you know what, we'll take
itself hey anything to go out of that first round yep we are talking about top 32 boys we earned it
yeah we're fighting this might be a refund yeah we have the levers could you imagine if we found
this tournament oh my god we're going to get splashed yo splat yo fellas we might need to pick
I think his dude up for like a four sometimes.
Big G might need to add this guy, he low key nasty.
Splash, you can hear us jump five times.
Oh, he can hear us.
Three, two, one.
Wait for me.
Why would it be a refund?
Because the splashing eye is playing on our dean.
What do you mean?
It's a 3v3 or a 4v3.
Of course it's going to be a refund.
He's playing for us.
He wasn't to begin with by the way, I think we just beat some sense into him. We earned it
Know what? Yeah, you know what? Yes, and then you get the morale go you know what? Yeah
That's beautiful
You know what chat will take it. No, it's not a Mickey Mouse tournament, you know
Yeah, the thing is, bro, how did I get a goal?
Here's the thing, we could have won that game.
It was 1-0.
Like, you know what I'm saying?
He started grieving when it was 1-0.
It's not like we were out of the game, dude.
So look, we're gonna make it to the next round.
No, it's not.
Stop saying the Mickey Mouse email.
It's not that terrible, he's saying.
It's only fair for that to be a response.
This right here is the tournament that we went in was.
Damn right it is.
This is the one.
How am I getting bolted?
You're playing out of your mind, you can see that towel.
Where did you go?
I can't go off.
I'm like running back to our net and I can see that.
Oh my god.
Okay, so Jack, you know what? Splash is EU and he streams tonight, so Andy's all smurf.
So I mean, we shouldn't have even been playing him anyways. Did you see that he just did
moisture?
Yeah, he absolutely knows how to play. That guy is not gold, I'll tell you that much.
So Jack, you can say like, oh, it's a Mickey Mouse win, Mickey Mouse, but at the end of
the day dude, that guy was not a gold player. You see how he's, what he's dead?
Yeah, it's also just not a Mickey Mouse Tournament to begin with, people kill to win these things.
Yes.
This is a coveted championship series.
Who would play now?
We play white Zombus, those are the tires, right, Chomp?
Alright, man.
Bro, we're kind of glitched up, it's like, it says we're still in arms.
Chomp says joining round one, but we're not.
We already did round one.
So chat I mean to be completely unbiased
if we have won that game probably not but to be fair though no we could have we
could have I think we could have won yeah well that guy was smirking pretty
hard though they got that grief I don't know he was that they were too afraid so
like I know he queued like yeah I know he came over here but
Streams back
But hey the other day who cares we're top 16
Go to show them what up. We're top 16 world
Which that's a different from top 32 man
Look at how nonchalant I am back there
Top 16 y'all
Look at these two dudes cars. There's no way they're calm. I want to sniff your fits
You're disgusting. You're absolutely disgusting.
P4, Lixie, get banned.
I'm a net. I'm a net.
Game time.
Game time.
We're good, y'all.
We're getting absolutely cooked. Lord have mercy. Let's go.
I'm pulling him up.
I'm walling this. I missed it. Oh my god. I'm terrible.
Nice. I'm so sorry.
It's all good. Nice, boys.
Boys, it's beautiful!
Yep, yep, they'll put it in. I know it. I'm loving what we're doing here.
Oh, no.
We're gonna lock it down. We're gonna break that shit up. Yes, sir.
I'm on that
I'm on that
I'm on that
Follow it
Center it
I'm just keeping it on that side
I'm just keeping it on that side
Oh!
Hit him once
That's that doesn't matter touch but we're fine
Nice dude
Nice
Oh! Get the f***er!
This is where we squeeze him
What's happening?
The stars are aligning!
This is the tournament.
Chad, this is it.
This is it.
This is it.
The stars are aligning.
Mm-hmm.
Mm-hmm.
Oops, boys.
Yep, yep, you got it.
Nice.
Oh my god, you're an animal.
Yes!
I'm not.
I'm not.
I'm dead.
I'm dead.
I'm here!
Yes, I'm walking this, I'm walking this.
Oh no, I'm not, no I'm not.
I'm here!
Oh, you're insane!
Go, Scott.
Oh my god, I was actually going...
Nice, boys!
Yep, um, oh my god, that's open.
Yes, it is.
Yes, it is.
Go down, baby!
Go down!
Go down!
Go down!
Go down!
Come on!
That is beautiful!
Boys, we're top eight.
Come on close this hour top eight. I know I feel it too. I feel it too. Oh
Yes, yep, yep
I'm there no, I'm not you know, no case case by the way, you have not missed an aerial disdain you are absolutely
I'm there
I got it. I got it. Oh, you beautiful man. Okay, clearing it, clearing it. Oh, God.
I'm there, man.
You're not split.
Guys, this is it.
I'm on the other side.
I have no boost, so I can't get power.
I got buffed.
I got buffed.
Boys, do you want to have a shot there?
I don't know if I want to.
You're so sexy in here, something cool.
There's no big deal.
There's no big deal.
That is a beauty right there. Oh my goodness. Let's go. Let's come on.
I think we're top eight. I think we're top eight boys.
Keep focused. Keep focused. We're not out of it yet.
Okay. No, wait for it.
Dude, I actually can't believe this.
All right, we are now officially tied with my record. I've never made top four.
This is so free. Oh my god. This tournament's already just it's it's curtains. It's curtains.
I think we are turning the books
That last goal, I would be lying if I said that didn't arouse me a benefit
That's what I do
I'm sorry, but Moix, that was gorgeous
That was absolutely gorgeous
Dude, and I have no doubt
I have no doubt, man
You know, I was playing the game in highlights like two weeks ago
We're all playing, we're a well-oiled machine right now, dude
Yeah, they might as well just start fabricating the trophy for us now
Yeah, let's get this stuff right here, guys.
Oh my god, another Bang & Rocket League song.
We need this one here.
Alright, two more points up now.
If you look on the right side, Jinxie and I are tied for most goals in the tournament
and our team has the most goals across the entire board, you're saying?
Yeah.
You're saying?
So our team is number one in goals.
This is disgusting.
This is a this is the run like chat.
I'm about to tear up.
I'm about to tear up.
Bro, if we win this, if we win this, like it's best to three.
Okay, so you didn't understand.
I've lost like 10 tournaments in the last three days of the first round.
Like this means something to me, man.
Oh, no, it does.
How long is this?
If I look, you gotta use rest.
Probably a minute or two.
I'd say one minute.
One minute.
I'm away.
No, it's fine. You get in there and you can leave yourself.
Are you sure?
Yeah, we need you operating at optimal levels.
Clean out all the fluids, Kase. Take a nice little tinkle.
Dude, I think, Chad, I'm not kidding when I say this.
I think Rocket League has the greatest soundtrack ever, competing only with Minecraft.
I mean, this is insane.
Touching the ends, touching the ends.
What a crate, so those are your top two soundtracks in all of gaming.
Okay, okay, also maybe like...
Nah, I think that's...
Okay, somebody said FIFA 14.
Maybe people...
Yeah, okay.
you
you
you
you
you
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
mistake there and it's just like what is that I tried to just get out of you
No way.
We're good.
You got no fun.
That's it.
Drop.
Oh, I missed.
I'm up.
Love it out of you, Kase. I love it. I'm there.
No, I'm not. I was a bit actually, and now we're going to lose.
No, we're not.
Come on.
I love that capacity.
Wow.
Love the touch, Kase.
I'm trying to play like around half court. I don't want to get some too far on our side.
I'll stay up in there, not to over here. You can't do it here. Love it. Let's go.
Nice!
I'm walling.
You, you, you, you.
Oh, wait a second. He's scrappy.
He's there, he's there, he's there, he's there.
We're staying though. We're staying though. I'm not fucking leaving
Back I'm back
Give me here. Give me here. This is where we all go
No way you got that one. So nice
Nice I'm back
It's gonna say I got it. Oh, oh boy. Oh boy. Oh boy
Get in front of the mat, get in front of the mat, nice.
Nice!
Nice, Moise.
Oh, buddy's there. I'm always there! Nice!
Come on, don't interrupt. Oh no, hear that?
Bro, I didn't even mean to drive into it! This game's on me!
Bro, I didn't even mean to drive into it! I've got a barrel behind it!
Do that back to back on me come up off we go
We have too much time. We're fine
I couldn't get there too much too many bodies
Nice I love it. I love it. I love it. I love it
I do it again
They're sad
That's you Jixie. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, it is. I got it. I'm simmering. Oh, no
We go we go
Yeah, I got it
I'm walling this yes, what's your arm?
Oh Jesus, I'm so sorry.
You're good.
We're good.
We win these.
I got it.
Oh my god, oh my god, we're alive.
Time to life, baby.
We're not out of this tournament yet.
Yeah, we're good here.
One of those goals that they got never happened.
Mm-hmm.
That is a crazy cancer right there. Oh, I can't believe I just missed that. That was the terrible look does it terrible with
All of campus running
We need greatness right now. We need absolute greatness over the middle.
I'm on that. I was terrible.
I'm terrible and I just lost. I lost the game.
No! Where are you?
Jake, you go!
Oh, I'm trying to get you with it.
Come on, boys. You beautiful bastard.
Yes, baby!
I got it.
It's in it.
I got it.
Oh my god, yes.
Guys, I love this team so much.
We never give up.
One more for the fans.
Okay, no.
Fucking the stage.
Put him in the coffin, now.
Put him in the coffin.
Okay, Sted, it's dead.
I'll bury it.
I love you.
I love you.
I love you!
I love you!
No!
Okay, it's just so beautiful.
That was so perfect.
You're your new kiss.
Oh, no.
Oh, no.
I'm lucky.
I did it.
What more can I do that's just unlucky?
That's crazy.
like I met him right there to just go to his way that's wild guys this would be
absolutely cinema if we tied this I'm behind you I'm behind you
you've done it we've been there because it went inside no jeez I told that game
They're still there's still a chance
Blue gold were insane.
Yeah, that was a good one.
Oh, man.
That would have been great.
So let's stop.
Hey, from top 32 to top 8, we will take it.
I'm about to literally knock out from like that.
Woo!
That was really fun.
Yeah, that was fun, man.
Have a good night, y'all.
Have a good night, man.
You're going to sleep well.
Sleep well.
Oh, chat.
No.
Woo.
Dude, we did good.
We did good.
We kept playing.
Chat, I'm off.
hour stream bro I'm so addicted to this game this is probably like dude this is
the longest never shoot in my life dude we did an 11 hour stream two days ago
and then today we did a minor stream like I'm absolutely addicted to this game
it's actually disgusting all right chat I'll see y'all tomorrow we got some fun
shit planned out tomorrow
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