[414/730] 🟨 JYNXZI vs SQUIRTLE -> JYNXZI x MUSTY @ 6PM EST 🟨 1 LOSS = 1 BEER w/ LACY @ 8PM EST 🟨

Jynxzi

02-18-2026 · 6h 29m

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[00:00:30] No, we're not doing this late late as fuck what the fuck late four minutes late late late as fuck late

[00:00:40] late bitch L late part-timer you disgust me that one was unnecessary Jack I'm four minutes late

[00:00:49] four minutes you're not allowed to do this I'm four minutes late bro so I'm gonna vibe out and listen to music

[00:01:00] You can't just type late. Can you be any later late late? Why is high vibes falling?

[00:01:16] Yo

[00:01:21] We have this discussion every day

[00:01:24] As a streamer, you have to click one button, and it's start streaming.

[00:01:36] And for some reason, you can't click it on time.

[00:01:41] Can I explain why I was four minutes late?

[00:01:44] Sure.

[00:01:45] I had the most vicious round of diarrhea in human history.

[00:01:54] You ever heard of the coffee shits?

[00:01:56] That's what it had.

[00:02:02] Fucking ass pussy.

[00:02:11] God damn it!

[00:02:21] Fuck you.

[00:02:22] It's disrespectful to be late you asshole. Alright, let's get some bands rolling because this isn't this isn't clicking

[00:02:31] Yeah, I'm four minutes late because I had a vicious batch of diarrhea. So yeah, I'm a little bit late

[00:02:39] Can you let it go?

[00:02:52] Hey, guys, you better survive it.

[00:02:54] Go to Happy Dance.

[00:02:56] Yeah.

[00:03:01] Now, we may not even know.

[00:03:03] Now you're gone.

[00:03:04] All I got is a little dance.

[00:03:06] I can't feel it, but I can't touch it.

[00:03:08] My whole body's getting too much.

[00:03:10] I don't care if I don't come see you.

[00:03:12] I'm just gonna come on back home.

[00:03:14] Hey, I'm a fucking workaholic with a page in my heart dream and that's all that would you have to be a part of

[00:03:19] That's a copy no corner. It's gonna try to it's a good day read the title. It's a good day read the damn title

[00:03:26] And don't ask me for times. It's all listed with time zones. I don't fuck around with that no time zone shit

[00:03:34] But before we do anything

[00:03:37] It's time to progress in deadlock chat. How's y'all stay going scale of one to ten? How was your day?

[00:03:44] just don't have diarrhea. Who typed it? Who typed just don't have diarrhea? Some

[00:03:50] absolute fucking idiot. Some absolute fucking idiot typed just don't have

[00:03:56] diarrhea. Amazing stream plan today. Thank you, Sink. You know what, Sink?

[00:04:00] Congratulations. We're gonna start awarding this every day. Sink, you're the

[00:04:05] first positive message of the day. Did you die? What time is it? What time is it?

[00:04:10] Jinxy, I love you, bro. Well, actually, it was Poseidon. It was Poseidon. Poseidon, love you. My name is not Jinkey, but I do love you.

[00:04:19] 6am and 8am WTF. So, High Vives, I understand you've basically dedicated your entire human existence to trying to make my life as miserable as possible.

[00:04:31] High Vives, it says PM in the title. It doesn't say AM High Vives.

[00:04:37] GVG, they give her to Five Gifted.

[00:04:39] GVG, they give her to Five Gifted, bro.

[00:04:41] It's just PL!

[00:04:43] When is the Red Dead Redemption stream?

[00:04:45] A month ago!

[00:04:49] A fucking month ago!

[00:04:53] Who are you?

[00:04:54] I don't know!

[00:04:57] God!

[00:04:58] You ruined my life.

[00:05:00] Look at it, it's Kettle Nito.

[00:05:02] Chad, this is the guy that gives himself an outro

[00:05:05] every time he sends a message.

[00:05:07] Look, look, look, you think I'm kidding?

[00:05:09] Click them.

[00:05:11] This is this guy's Twitch chat logs.

[00:05:16] Four minutes ago, I give you permission to start stream.

[00:05:20] Kellan, let me make this clear to you, brother.

[00:05:22] I don't need your fucking permission.

[00:05:24] Kellan, I don't need your motherfucking permission to stream.

[00:05:27] I can stream whenever and wherever the hell I want.

[00:05:31] I don't need your damn permission, Kellan.

[00:05:36] I give you permission to stream now, Jyn C. You got the green light.

[00:05:40] Did I say you could be late?

[00:05:42] Mind you, this is at 4.01 p.m.

[00:05:45] So Kellan, at this point in time, I'm not even live.

[00:05:48] I'm not even live.

[00:05:50] He doesn't even know if I'm going to read this.

[00:05:52] Did I say you could be late?

[00:05:54] Kellan, Kellan, where the fuck do you get off?

[00:05:58] Kellan, I'm legitimately curious, bro.

[00:06:01] Where the fuck do you get off, bro?

[00:06:03] Who the fuck do you think you are, Callan?

[00:06:06] I give you permission to stream.

[00:06:08] Did I say you could be late?

[00:06:09] Callan, how about this?

[00:06:10] Kick rocks.

[00:06:12] Kick fucking rocks.

[00:06:15] Let's read some more chats.

[00:06:17] Hey, Captain Underpants.

[00:06:18] Thanks for the free 40,000 TikTok followers

[00:06:22] after opening my blanket during fan mail at GenC.

[00:06:25] It's too easy, brother.

[00:06:29] Yeah, so it's gonna be one of these days.

[00:06:31] All right, no, no, cool, let's settle then.

[00:06:33] It's gonna be one of these days.

[00:06:34] No, I see, I see.

[00:06:36] It's gonna just be a bullshit, a bullshit fucking day, bro.

[00:06:41] Can't even think of it in front.

[00:06:42] Corpse think of it as your one.

[00:06:44] Gibby think of it in front.

[00:06:46] Young think of it as your one.

[00:06:47] I'm so miserable.

[00:06:49] Kid blue, it feel like you're miserable, bro.

[00:06:53] It feel like you're miserable, bro.

[00:06:54] I got a couple of pieces of advice for you, bro.

[00:06:56] Spend more time with your family and your friends.

[00:06:59] spend more time working out, exercising,

[00:07:01] going to the gym if you don't wanna go to the gym,

[00:07:03] go for a jog, spend more time in the sunlight,

[00:07:05] try to talk to as many people as you can.

[00:07:07] Bro, I feel like a lot of the cause of people's sadness

[00:07:10] is they lay in their beds, dude.

[00:07:12] I've been there, I have fucking been there, bro.

[00:07:14] You're glued to your bed like a fucking zombie

[00:07:17] and you're depressed, bro.

[00:07:19] Get out in the sun, talk to people.

[00:07:21] Now, chat's gonna type cap, chat's gonna type ironic,

[00:07:24] chat's gonna type says you, chat,

[00:07:26] I'm in the sun every day, y'all.

[00:07:28] I'm in the sun before stream.

[00:07:30] In the nighttime, I'm always hanging out with people.

[00:07:33] You gotta be talking to people, bro.

[00:07:36] The only way to get better is to want to get better, dude.

[00:07:40] If you lock yourself in your room every day,

[00:07:42] you're not gonna get any better, bro.

[00:07:44] You're not gonna get any better, bro.

[00:07:46] And if you have to, bro, reach out for help, dude.

[00:07:51] Your forehead shines in the sun.

[00:07:53] So Aston, were you listening to anything I said?

[00:07:57] Ashton, Ashton, I'm legitimately curious.

[00:08:00] Did a single word that I just said process to you.

[00:08:03] Cam with the five gifted.

[00:08:05] Come, Co, when is the fuck a fan contest?

[00:08:11] All right, let's do me a favor chat and you know what?

[00:08:15] Hi, guys, let's actually ban Lewis.

[00:08:18] Because normally we don't ban people for this,

[00:08:20] but I want to set an example.

[00:08:22] So, Lewis, we're gonna make an example out of you.

[00:08:24] Get them out.

[00:08:26] Guys, there's not going to be a fucking fan contest.

[00:08:29] Honestly, blushing, looking at you.

[00:08:31] Thank you, chicken.

[00:08:32] You could use your own advice, LOL, LOL.

[00:08:35] Yo, Baldi, when does the stream end?

[00:08:37] You Bald Eagle.

[00:08:41] I'm sorry, did he just call me Bald twice?

[00:08:45] Jinxie, seeing your ass,

[00:08:46] seeing your chopped ass makes me depressed.

[00:08:49] Sending hate from Toronto, Jinxie.

[00:08:53] I've never sent hate to Toronto,

[00:08:55] So I'm not sure why you're sending it from Toronto.

[00:08:58] Stop giving bullshit advice and get to playing games.

[00:09:02] Mind you, this guy, okay.

[00:09:04] Mind you, this guy's a six months up.

[00:09:06] Stop giving bullshit advice and get to playing games.

[00:09:09] I'm not some gaming robot.

[00:09:11] First time donating, kind of nervous.

[00:09:13] Clover, appreciate the 1K bitty titties.

[00:09:16] Clover, bend me over.

[00:09:18] Jinxy, you, me, and Martin gotta be nerfed.

[00:09:21] Kyle, what?

[00:09:23] Kyle, Kyle, what?

[00:09:24] A Viper, think of it a prime.

[00:09:26] SF, think of it a prime.

[00:09:29] Fuck you, egg, you make my day worse.

[00:09:31] Every time I see your egg-shaped head, fuck you.

[00:09:35] Yo, JC, do a tennis ball giveaway

[00:09:37] to embrace the look you adopted.

[00:09:40] Cool, mods timeout, turf.

[00:09:42] Love you, Bri, I watch you every day

[00:09:43] while I do cardio on the treadmill.

[00:09:45] W has, has, keep doing cardio, man.

[00:09:47] Love to hear it, dude.

[00:09:48] One V one, me fatty.

[00:09:50] One V one, me squirtled to the back.

[00:09:51] Y'all wanted to see it yesterday,

[00:09:52] I'm gonna squirt up to the back

[00:09:57] Jinxie you are so cute don't care about the hate cutie. Thank you. Can I appreciate that man

[00:10:02] Appreciate that. Thank you for the kind words, bro prove your diarrhea show us your butthole

[00:10:07] No, I'm late to the stream because I was late to the stream

[00:10:10] I'm not gonna show my ass to prove I had diarrhea also that wouldn't prove anything because I already wiped my ass

[00:10:19] Again these comments make no sense

[00:10:21] 9 mil we're not there yet dude. We're gonna be at 9 million in 40k in 40k y'all. How many days is that?

[00:10:33] Is that four days?

[00:10:35] Is that four days? Oh chat by the way RLCS starts tomorrow dude.

[00:10:40] Jay-Z with the five gifted and Jay-Z with the five gifted

[00:10:45] Chat, who is gonna win RLCS? Who is your prediction? Who is your prediction?

[00:10:51] Who was your prediction to win RLCS?

[00:10:54] Who was your prediction?

[00:10:57] Redacted. Bro, did you see redacted? It's not redacted anymore. They got picked up.

[00:11:02] Eros with the 10 gifted. Eros bend me over and cream pie me until I cry.

[00:11:07] W heroes to the chat.

[00:11:09] Jinxy, when is our first date? Brendan, I'm not dating you.

[00:11:13] Brendan, I'm not dating you, bro.

[00:11:15] Hey, Jinxy, best streamer out there. Keep doing great, brother. W, Dan, put it in the chat.

[00:11:19] Oh my god, I just farted. I really hope the mic didn't pick that up, but I'm gonna assume that it did

[00:11:26] Jack could y'all hear that so we're losing with the five gifted so lose with the five gifted appreciate it so loser

[00:11:34] All right guys without further ado it's time

[00:11:40] It's time chat y'all know the rules bro

[00:11:43] We are not allowed to do anything and move on with the stream

[00:11:47] Every day until we beat that locked we are not allowed to do jack shit until we beat that lock dude

[00:12:04] We're starting off every stream with the same rule we can't get off geometry that's until we get a new best in deadlock

[00:12:11] Lock the fucking

[00:12:13] We went up from 18% to 26% yesterday

[00:12:17] Not bad at all!

[00:12:29] Stay calm, it was the first step that I've made. I just gotta work off the cobwebs here.

[00:12:34] All right, all right, relax, relax, relax!

[00:12:54] How's that happen?

[00:12:55] Logically explain how that happened!

[00:13:11] I'm such a fat fucking chud.

[00:13:13] My god!

[00:13:15] Let me go live with you two.

[00:13:19] Alright! We know the rules! Everybody knows the rules!

[00:13:23] We don't get off that lot until we get a new best

[00:13:49] That was the wrong

[00:13:53] Come on, 27%! Come on, come on, come on, come on, 27%!

[00:14:23] Are you kidding me?

[00:14:52] OH MY GOD!

[00:14:55] I'm so fucking bad!

[00:14:56] I'm so fucking- That was it! That was it!

[00:14:59] That was actually it!

[00:15:22] wait what how do i get clipped on that side like that how do i get clipped

[00:16:22] What am I supposed to do there?

[00:16:25] What?!

[00:16:26] What do I do there?

[00:16:28] What do I do?

[00:16:30] Help! Help! Help!

[00:16:32] What am I supposed to do there?

[00:16:34] What am I supposed to do there?

[00:16:38] TAP FASTER?

[00:16:40] No fucking shit.

[00:16:41] No shit!

[00:16:44] I'm practicing that. I'm practicing that.

[00:16:46] I'm practicing that.

[00:16:47] Boys, we're making good progress.

[00:16:49] This is a 2023 Gamer of the Year moment.

[00:16:52] Yeah, I know I'm dragging it.

[00:16:54] I know, I know what I'm saying.

[00:16:56] This is a 2023 Gamer of the Year moment, for sure.

[00:17:15] This is one of our practice. This is one of our practice.

[00:17:19] what what the f**k is that

[00:17:41] that's it you just tap oh my god i got it

[00:17:49] Alright, this is-

[00:18:00] Oh my god, I'm doing it!

[00:18:05] Mom!

[00:18:06] Mom!

[00:18:07] Mom!

[00:18:08] Get the camera!

[00:18:09] Mom!

[00:18:10] Get the camera!

[00:18:11] Fuck, I'm right there!

[00:18:17] I'm getting ahead of myself!

[00:18:30] I'm getting ahead of myself!

[00:18:32] Okay, okay, okay.

[00:18:33] We just kind of get 27%.

[00:18:36] I'm not sure if I should only object.

[00:18:54] Dude, I don't know. My fingers are getting pretty strong.

[00:18:58] Jab my waves? Tap is so good.

[00:19:01] It's very straight. I keep it very straight.

[00:19:28] Holy breast milk!

[00:19:58] I gotta go higher I gotta go up to that blue key I gotta go higher dude

[00:20:27] You fucking shit!

[00:20:46] Miho! Miho!

[00:20:49] Chattanope! What am I doing wrong?

[00:20:51] Am I just a piece of shit?

[00:20:53] Don't answer that, don't answer that!

[00:21:00] Yes, yes.

[00:21:03] Ha ha ha!

[00:21:05] Jack, what am I supposed to do?

[00:21:11] Oh my god!

[00:21:15] Shut up, weather boy.

[00:21:17] Uh, Luca, I'm not a weather boy.

[00:21:20] Also, what even is that insult?

[00:21:22] Shut up, weather boy! You know what, Luca? Get fucking banned. Highbibes, get rid of them.

[00:21:29] Thirty minutes.

[00:21:38] Dude, I'm telling you. It doesn't matter.

[00:21:42] The three surrepties in life, bro.

[00:21:45] Debt, taxes, and dying to the first portion of Wave, Wave on Deadlock.

[00:21:51] Good God, as matter how many reps I have, I can still dial this.

[00:22:00] That's incredible. I mean, rock top, I can't believe people trying to compare club steps to this.

[00:22:07] This is way harder than club steps.

[00:22:11] Literally.

[00:22:15] How dare you compare club steps to this?

[00:22:18] This is like club stuff if it was on fucking steroids

[00:22:22] What the heck, you're wrong.

[00:22:50] You're not supposed to tap on that blue orb.

[00:22:52] Say slime.

[00:22:53] No, say you swear to God.

[00:22:56] You're not supposed to tap on that blue orb.

[00:22:59] Are you not supposed to tap on that blue orb?

[00:23:02] Wait, has the camera?

[00:23:08] Have you not been able to see the camera this entire time?

[00:23:21] Deadass?

[00:23:22] Can I just do this?

[00:23:33] I don't know. I don't know. I don't know man. I don't know. I don't know if I've ever been

[00:23:49] this level. This row, the first wave portion, I die 70% of the time.

[00:24:05] This is fucking torture!

[00:24:19] I'm about to quit, I'm about to quit, I'm about to quit this level for the second time.

[00:24:45] Oh my god!

[00:24:47] Never back down!

[00:24:49] Never what!

[00:24:51] What was our percentage before?

[00:24:53] 20%?

[00:24:55] Oh my god!

[00:24:57] I'm so sorry.

[00:24:59] I'm so sorry.

[00:25:01] I'm so sorry.

[00:25:03] I'm so sorry.

[00:25:05] I'm so sorry.

[00:25:07] I'm so sorry.

[00:25:09] I'm so sorry.

[00:25:11] I'm so sorry.

[00:25:13] What was our percentage before 23% right 23% 1% wait it was 26% our percent

[00:25:29] Our percentage was 26, so we went up 1% in 15 minutes.

[00:25:40] Well isn't that just grumpy shit?

[00:25:53] We went up one percent. Are you fucking joking?

[00:26:05] All right, chat. We got a banger video to react to.

[00:26:07] You know, reset the mental, bro.

[00:26:09] Now, chat.

[00:26:13] Y'all remember the OG, right? Rainbow Six Hub.

[00:26:17] Jack, he texted me on Twitter and said, yo bro, I made a banger video if you want to

[00:26:24] react to it.

[00:26:25] Now, Jack, the name of the video, this is going to be nostalgic, bro.

[00:26:32] This might be sad.

[00:26:33] I might cry, bro.

[00:26:35] So you guys, the name of the video is best of prime Jynxie R6 Siege moments.

[00:26:45] No, get it back into R6, man.

[00:26:47] I mean, this is gonna be a beautiful video

[00:26:49] to watch, I think, too.

[00:26:51] Let's check it out, Chad.

[00:26:52] Now, for the OGs that are about to watch this,

[00:26:55] it's gonna feel like taking a journey into the past, dude.

[00:26:59] Dude, I remember, oh my God.

[00:27:01] I'm gonna try not to yap, but Chad,

[00:27:03] y'all remember the orange headset?

[00:27:05] These are the orange, well, it was red, but it looked orange.

[00:27:08] These were the red 840s, bro, I remember this.

[00:27:10] The Rainbow Six Hub.

[00:27:13] She's a, 20, 20, it's been, it's been five years, it's been five years.

[00:27:25] It's been five years.

[00:27:28] YouTuber, he's really good bro.

[00:27:29] He has like a hundred K, he has like a hundred, dude.

[00:27:32] I sounded so zesty here because I was just finishing puberty.

[00:27:36] Like I was 19 here.

[00:27:38] Dude, I started puberty when I was like 17.

[00:27:41] Okay, subs.

[00:27:42] I'm gonna do it. It's not like it's that fast

[00:27:53] Remember this bro. I remember this man stop being a loser. It's so now oh

[00:28:04] My god, bro, this looks like 2022 maybe

[00:28:12] fuck!

[00:28:24] like I don't understand myself sometimes because what triggered in my brain to spit on my camera?

[00:28:32] damn!

[00:28:35] People still play Siege?

[00:28:37] Oh, Siege is dead.

[00:28:39] What now, bitch?

[00:28:41] Dude, what now?

[00:28:43] Bro, that is the first time I've ever hit number one subs, dude.

[00:28:46] Oh my god.

[00:28:48] This is really nostalgic.

[00:28:50] What now?

[00:28:52] Why was I on the Chipotle delivery menu?

[00:28:55] Why was I on the Chipotle delivery menu?

[00:29:00] I ordered DoorDash on the- I was that fat?

[00:29:04] Wait, Chad, what? What do you mean, of course! I'm skinny as hell!

[00:29:10] Ow!

[00:29:12] Yeah, we need to change up something.

[00:29:14] Oh my god, this was a peek-pack opening.

[00:29:16] Alright, I need to stop pausing. This is so nostalgic.

[00:29:19] Dude, that's the OG Charizard.

[00:29:21] I was number 100 in the world.

[00:29:24] Holy swag.

[00:29:25] Get back. And I have the key to a P.F.B.

[00:29:27] Alright, we're doing it.

[00:29:34] No, no!

[00:29:35] What the fuck?!

[00:29:36] No!

[00:29:37] I literally opened that with my cock!

[00:29:40] I literally just opened that with my dick!

[00:29:43] You move it as fast as you can!

[00:29:45] That's Charlie.

[00:29:50] This is when I met Charlie.

[00:29:52] Oh my god, this guy actually could have put this video.

[00:29:55] This is when I met Charlie, dude.

[00:29:58] Never again, never again, never again.

[00:30:04] This is when I met JGUNS right here.

[00:30:06] Never again on my stack ever, never again, don't ever ask to play ever again.

[00:30:10] We have been eliminated.

[00:30:12] GOVERNMENT WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING?

[00:30:16] YOU HAVE A SNUMBER 4 IN THE WORLD?

[00:30:19] WAIT WHAT?

[00:30:22] THE FUSION YOU STUPID FUCK!

[00:30:24] This is what happens when an R6 champion pulls up on a shouty.

[00:30:28] I don't remember this.

[00:30:31] A.M. Shoudy! Missed July of 1988? That means you're like 70 now. Yeah, I need to

[00:30:42] feel the touch of a woman, dude. Like, honestly, nothing has changed. Chad, this

[00:30:46] is bad. Bro, I've fully lost my mind to where I'm talking to video game fictional

[00:30:53] characters. I need to feel the touch of a woman, bro. This is actually getting out

[00:30:57] a hint. I don't even mind a little bit of saggy action. Okay, yeah, continue the video. Continue

[00:31:15] the video. Dude, this is the, uh, I remember to slip. I remember to slip. My controller

[00:31:23] guys here I remember nice haircut I go I like the hair

[00:31:41] there's no way there's no way my controller decide come on come on plug

[00:31:45] I'm getting, I'm getting, I'm getting, I'm getting, please.

[00:31:50] Oh!

[00:31:54] Oh!

[00:31:59] Dude, this is back on the old microphone, where if I screened at a certain volume, it lost all the audio.

[00:32:08] I died, I died to a spawnpeek that I literally do.

[00:32:20] I've been in your... I've been in your... I've been in your... Yeah.

[00:32:28] Some of these I don't remember. I'm gonna be honest. I think that's back when I was watching Breaking Bad, I think.

[00:32:34] Bro, oh my god, BAY!

[00:32:36] He lagged, he lagged!

[00:32:38] BAY!

[00:32:42] I think so, can we get an eye bag and headset dent check?

[00:32:47] Okay, so here's my eyes.

[00:32:49] 22XU over.

[00:32:50] We're pretty tired and there's my headset dent.

[00:32:54] Somebody gonna numb that or not?

[00:32:56] I dunno, I just can't.

[00:32:58] Is it bad? Is it bad?

[00:32:59] Hold on that, Twitch.

[00:33:00] You streaming tomorrow?

[00:33:04] Lacking! Lacking! Lacking!

[00:33:11] Friendly last operator standing.

[00:33:16] 10 seconds to go.

[00:33:19] Wait, what?

[00:33:21] 5 seconds remaining.

[00:33:25] What?!

[00:33:34] There is action, action at all costs.

[00:33:36] Cover me! Reloading!

[00:33:42] Oh, your name is IZim?

[00:33:44] Well, that's cool.

[00:33:46] You can buy a Zim, but you can't buy that flight watch.

[00:33:49] You can't buy that game.

[00:33:52] When did I put lipstick on?

[00:33:54] Like, I don't remember a lot.

[00:33:57] Are we sure this happened?

[00:34:00] When did I have lipstick on?

[00:34:02] You can buy the Zim, or is it clickbait?

[00:34:13] Kill me!

[00:34:20] I remember this clip.

[00:34:22] I remember this clip.

[00:34:24] Could you imagine getting back the shots from Fuse?

[00:34:27] Look at that turbulence.

[00:34:32] LEFT!

[00:34:34] Let's get you a headset.

[00:34:42] I have no words.

[00:34:44] If you look up on Google how to throw around, a clip of that should come up.

[00:34:49] Like, I genuinely...

[00:34:51] Mommy?

[00:34:53] Who the fuck is that?

[00:34:58] That's all, actually.

[00:35:00] bro this entire video is like 2021 2022 literally literally dude who is that

[00:35:09] tall bro whoa what is that see who are gonna do no no no what is that gonna do

[00:35:19] Three, four, six.

[00:35:25] Yo.

[00:35:26] But like, what is the mathematical likelihood of that occurring, bro?

[00:35:31] Oh, so where did the nomad come from?

[00:35:33] Dude, I remember this clip.

[00:35:35] I'm pretty sure I had bad timing in this.

[00:35:41] Wow, this was the prime Kimmy Jarrah.

[00:35:43] 20-20-83, I think.

[00:35:49] How is my time even better?

[00:35:53] Oh!

[00:35:54] AHHHHHHHH!

[00:35:55] AHHHHHHHH!

[00:35:56] AHHHHHHHH!

[00:35:57] AHHHHHHHH!

[00:35:58] AHHHHHHHH!

[00:35:59] AHHHHHHHH!

[00:36:00] AHHHHHHHH!

[00:36:01] There's nobody like you.

[00:36:04] Alright.

[00:36:05] Um, bro, chat.

[00:36:08] Like, is that like special?

[00:36:11] Yeah, what do you mean sub 5 vs. chat light?

[00:36:16] Wait, do y'all think I was Chad Light back then?

[00:36:19] With worse timing, I swear to God, I'm like the anti-Christ of timing.

[00:36:26] Bro, I was literally watching that for seven seconds and he was up top!

[00:36:33] We've got to be late. We have some time.

[00:36:41] I like big black penis.

[00:36:43] Okay, I don't remember this chat. I

[00:36:50] Couple of things do I don't remember this so I like chat. Here's the thing. I don't really

[00:36:56] Chat, I don't remember any of this. This is four four years ago

[00:37:00] bro

[00:37:01] Like

[00:37:04] That fast and I didn't even hear nothing

[00:37:09] How long was I am paid for around?

[00:37:13] What happened to Cheros we're talking about did I actually don't know

[00:37:20] Cheros

[00:37:33] 4v3 scenario, yo, I swear to God. It's been this way for nine years

[00:37:38] I have a different version of Siege of anybody else

[00:37:40] chat I'm not making this up what I say this two days ago you saw me lose 4,000

[00:37:47] up I have a different version of siege download it's like cursed that camera is

[00:37:51] gone too man stop looking at cameras

[00:37:57] you ADS do you wait yes

[00:38:01] Reload!

[00:38:09] Down to one friendly.

[00:38:31] See bro, this is back when the camera was like, inside me.

[00:38:37] The camera is like, literally inside me.

[00:38:40] You need to bring it to me.

[00:38:43] What the?

[00:38:45] What?

[00:38:48] That looked like a Johnson!

[00:38:49] Nice ball, Johnson.

[00:38:51] Dude, I, oh my God.

[00:38:54] I have so much autism, Chad.

[00:38:56] I'm not even gonna lie.

[00:38:57] See, is back, you can call me Pulse.

[00:39:00] This is psychotic. Bro, I remember this day. I think this was on like the day of a new season or something like ages ago

[00:39:11] See like how does my camera even get to this point? Yeah, this was pre-high-vives era, maybe

[00:39:18] Cuz high-vives would never even allowed us check. How does my camera even get to this point? It's like

[00:39:24] This is actually disgusting

[00:39:30] This is starting to get out of hand!

[00:39:33] You have located a bomb.

[00:39:34] Holy shit!

[00:39:36] And the fact that you just risked!

[00:39:38] Yeah, I don't know why people even played with me.

[00:39:41] Like, I feel like I would be the most terrifying teammate ever.

[00:39:46] Watch this, Jack.

[00:39:48] I remember this too.

[00:39:49] Slash.

[00:39:57] Like 25.

[00:40:00] So, that's it.

[00:40:09] What the fuck is that?

[00:40:12] What is that?

[00:40:15] What is that?

[00:40:17] What in the world?

[00:40:19] What is that?

[00:40:21] What is that?

[00:40:22] What is that?

[00:40:23] What is that?

[00:40:24] What happened?

[00:40:25] You have no idea who you're talking to.

[00:40:26] So let me kill you then.

[00:40:27] I am not in danger, Skyler.

[00:40:28] I am the danger!

[00:40:29] A man opens his door and gets shot if you think down at me.

[00:40:35] Yeah, there's no other way to describe this other than chisel.

[00:40:40] No!

[00:40:41] I am the one who knocks!

[00:40:46] But like again, again, who dies like this?

[00:40:51] I've never in my life seen somebody lay underneath the logistic hat.

[00:40:57] Never! Why am I mocking? I've never even seen that! Who in there ride my malaise under that?

[00:41:06] Like, this is what I'm telling you! The version of SEED that I play on is like CURSED!

[00:41:12] Literally!

[00:41:27] I'm friendly, last operator standing.

[00:41:50] All right, back to business. Let's go. Back to business. Back to business. Back to business.

[00:42:03] And then I remember this. Why did I make my camera so small? Like, look at my camera.

[00:42:09] It literally looks like a flaccid penis.

[00:42:18] First of all, we want to know.

[00:42:25] If this rank is anything higher than platinum,

[00:42:30] I'll leak my Johnson juice all over my monitor.

[00:42:32] you know that was not a language i don't even know what i said

[00:42:55] You eat more.

[00:43:00] Now's back where you could cook nades.

[00:43:05] You got nades?

[00:43:10] Dude, no, clip it!

[00:43:15] Clip it!

[00:43:16] Clip it!

[00:43:17] Clip it!

[00:43:18] Clip it!

[00:43:19] Clip it!

[00:43:20] Clip it!

[00:43:21] Clip it!

[00:43:22] Clip it!

[00:43:23] Clip it!

[00:43:24] Sprinty's coming up right dude Sprinty's coming up right Sprinty's coming up right Sprinty's coming up right

[00:43:39] His barrel is extended

[00:43:54] I'm fucking done.

[00:44:04] Jack, notice how it says duplicate.

[00:44:18] On everything I love, they have given me that Godforsaken Yeager Black-Eyes Shotgun

[00:44:24] six times on everything I love you won't see from me you won't hear from me I'm

[00:44:33] fucking done the diffuser is now secured

[00:44:38] Oh, this is when I knifed the air.

[00:44:44] Look at the time.

[00:44:48] I just knifed the air!

[00:44:51] BOOOO!

[00:44:58] Oh no.

[00:45:00] What am I doing?

[00:45:02] What the- BOOOO!

[00:45:05] I just slithered me!

[00:45:08] I'm just ill, Raul. I'm just ill. The music...

[00:45:27] Bro, I swear to God, every time I'm like 2 in 5 in Siege, I end up making the worst decisions ever.

[00:45:36] I've just played worse.

[00:45:38] Cuz like...

[00:45:39] I'm a fella.

[00:45:40] Bro, oh my god, I didn't want to watch this clip.

[00:45:42] This was in the semi-finals of a tournament.

[00:45:45] I remember exactly what happens here.

[00:45:48] Ten seconds.

[00:45:53] Five seconds left.

[00:45:54] Nooo!

[00:45:55] FUUUUUUUUUUCK!

[00:45:59] Hot bro!

[00:46:00] FUUUUUUUUCK!

[00:46:01] No!

[00:46:02] Yeah!

[00:46:03] Dude, I...

[00:46:04] I re-

[00:46:05] Chad, that was bad.

[00:46:06] Bro, because the party chat was like dead silent.

[00:46:10] The party chat was like dead fucking silent.

[00:46:14] It was so fucking awkward.

[00:46:16] Oh my god.

[00:46:17] Alright.

[00:46:20] No spoilers, chat. What was that, 14 minutes?

[00:46:23] Bro, but to touch on what I said, um, oh my god, I'm really up close to that camera.

[00:46:29] Where was that, 12 minutes? 12 minutes?

[00:46:32] Right here.

[00:46:33] Chat.

[00:46:34] I swear to god bro when you're already going negative and see each like if you're going two and five

[00:46:39] You're just destined to go two and nine because you're gonna start second guessing everything and you lose all of your confidence

[00:46:45] The only way to play see just to play confidently

[00:46:49] But like when you're oh and six, how are you going to play confidently? It never happens. So people just end up playing

[00:46:54] Hi, bro

[00:46:57] Don't get so confused

[00:46:59] I just- Oh, okay. This is probably top five clip- or Tixie clips of all time.

[00:47:06] Lost, bro.

[00:47:08] Again, I swear to God I have a cursed rainbow six siege on my Xbox.

[00:47:12] Like, what the hell did I just watch? Oh my God, I- I lost- Wait, what the fuck? What?!

[00:47:20] What?!

[00:47:22] Ten matches left before playing ranked, so they just reset my whole season?

[00:47:28] WHAT?!

[00:47:29] Why am I in copper?

[00:47:30] Okay, thank god.

[00:47:31] I thought-

[00:47:32] Yeah.

[00:47:32] I literally thought it was a glitch.

[00:47:34] I thought they were gonna stick me in copper.

[00:47:36] To fucking copper.

[00:47:39] Alright, that's me.

[00:47:40] That's me.

[00:47:41] That's me.

[00:47:41] Now, this was-

[00:47:42] This was the first rage clip.

[00:47:45] Um...

[00:47:47] Dude, this was the first clip, I think, of my life that ever got, like, traction.

[00:47:52] I remember this.

[00:47:55] Alright, that's me.

[00:47:56] That's me.

[00:47:57] That's me.

[00:47:57] Free kill, I don't know why I swung.

[00:47:59] I don't know why I swung.

[00:48:01] Jack, gunned in my head,

[00:48:03] 100 attempts to try to recreate that noise.

[00:48:05] I can't.

[00:48:07] That was just when I was 19

[00:48:09] and barely going through puberty.

[00:48:11] I can't recreate that.

[00:48:13] Free kill, I don't know why.

[00:48:15] I don't know, that was the most unique sound I've ever made.

[00:48:17] I swung. Alright boys.

[00:48:19] No women in my life.

[00:48:21] And it's all been sacrificed.

[00:48:23] Yeah.

[00:48:25] One cosmetic on one video game and you, yes, you Ubisoft, have the power to give it to me.

[00:48:35] Yegur Black Ice.

[00:48:42] Well that's not it, like...

[00:48:47] It's fucking showtime now.

[00:48:55] Did I just try to save my KD?

[00:49:01] Whoa, I'm...

[00:49:02] See bro, this is like uncomfortably close to the camera.

[00:49:06] Dude, this is uncomfortably close.

[00:49:10] You can like, see my like, stash.

[00:49:13] Good job.

[00:49:16] Good recoil.

[00:49:21] Good job.

[00:49:24] Good shot

[00:49:28] DAMN!

[00:49:30] Where is my team?

[00:49:31] LACHE!

[00:49:32] AHH!

[00:49:37] Oh my god, watch this!

[00:49:39] No, no, look at my face!

[00:49:41] Watch this!

[00:49:42] Watch this!

[00:49:47] WHAAAAAT?!

[00:49:51] WHAT THE F***?!

[00:49:52] Again, I played a cursed version of Siege, oh my god, stop it.

[00:50:00] Jack, 14 minutes into the video, first stop of the appearance.

[00:50:03] That was weird.

[00:50:04] That was weird.

[00:50:05] What the fuck?

[00:50:06] That was weird.

[00:50:07] What the fuck?

[00:50:08] That was weird.

[00:50:09] What the fuck?

[00:50:10] Again, I played Evil R6, no one else plays it.

[00:50:17] Three C4s.

[00:50:18] I'm on our most played evil fortnight. I played evil R6 Jack the three C4s like really watch this clip

[00:50:28] Really watch this

[00:50:43] You guys in the watch the WWE

[00:50:48] the ordnance of the top robes! Coming out of nowhere. Oh, man. Oh, that was sweet. That

[00:50:58] was bad. Bro, got her ass! That just got... Bro, wait, who's just dancing? Somebody's dancing

[00:51:10] on my screen. Somebody's dancing on my screen!

[00:51:17] Why am I picking that? Why am I picking that?

[00:51:19] Hey, Jinxy, why'd you do it? I don't know!

[00:51:22] Well, Jinxy, this is the talking foot! You should not have done that!

[00:51:26] I know!

[00:51:28] You should actually be embarrassed, dude.

[00:51:33] Yeah, I don't know. I don't remember a lot of these.

[00:51:37] Oh my three of you, bro, three of you got putts by Matty

[00:51:47] This shit is so annoying, dude

[00:51:52] It he's obviously faking bro, like what are you fucking doing?

[00:51:59] Orcs or it's him or it's him

[00:52:04] You dumb ass

[00:52:06] Yeah all friendly's were eliminated bro all you have to do was get close to the

[00:52:17] Monty and then or it's for teammates just got punched by Monty

[00:52:25] I remember this oh my god to add lore and look at my camera to add lore this was

[00:52:31] like a 4v1 okay this was like a 4v1

[00:52:37] oh my gosh my audience bugging I can't why do we continuously fucking throw our

[00:52:44] bodies I don't fucking understand the bomb is down stop pushing god damn why

[00:52:53] Why? Why? Why? Why? Why do we insist?

[00:53:01] Dude, first clip with the glasses gaming.

[00:53:08] SILENCE!

[00:53:09] Oh yeah, that was when I won Frankie Strings with no headset.

[00:53:11] SILENCE!

[00:53:13] SILENCE!

[00:53:15] Let's go!

[00:53:19] Yo, that was the most time-run shit I've ever seen.

[00:53:23] What was his one?

[00:53:33] You guys are so bad. You didn't get on a fucking camera! You selfish fucks!

[00:53:42] I think the round before that I got flanked and no one got on it.

[00:53:48] You fooling man!

[00:53:50] I can't get a fucking shot, bro.

[00:53:55] Oh my god, I remember that.

[00:53:58] What happened to this map?

[00:54:00] Is this map still in the game or did it get reworked?

[00:54:03] It's definitely out of range.

[00:54:05] This map was a fucking disaster.

[00:54:07] This map was, it was just a combo.

[00:54:10] Chad, what happened to this map?

[00:54:12] Is it out of range?

[00:54:14] It's coming back.

[00:54:16] Oh god, just let this map die, dude, please.

[00:54:19] Bro, it's just a shitty mix of like border and coastline and there's like

[00:54:24] Glass windows where you can see people it doesn't even make sense, but you can't shoot

[00:54:29] There's like glass windows all over the map and you can't it's like this map was just so dumb

[00:54:38] I'm gonna need this guy hurt him close

[00:54:40] I'm honestly kind of glad they removed cooking nades because Jesus I have a lot of no lights

[00:54:56] I

[00:55:10] Why would he jump out why would he kill they're gonna push site they're gonna push site

[00:55:22] Literally bodied oh my goodness

[00:55:25] Where are you going?

[00:55:27] Where are you going?

[00:55:29] That looks like a headset!

[00:55:31] My sense was like, damn!

[00:55:33] I'm unkillable, I'm unkillable, I'm unkillable.

[00:55:41] Let's go!

[00:55:44] Get off me, man!

[00:55:47] Call me Xbox.

[00:55:48] It is so cool to watch this video again.

[00:55:51] Wanna watch this video and watch all these clips?

[00:55:53] I have not seen some of these clips in fucking years

[00:55:59] Somebody unbanned 17 keying 17 somebody unbanned

[00:56:17] I cared about my Katie that much look at this chat

[00:56:23] I'm sorry. This is just hilarious. I cared about my bro. Look at how high

[00:56:37] Where's my team at mother fuck number ten in the world. Oh my god

[00:56:43] I like you that was back when I was literally playing like a thousand games a season

[00:56:48] You can see bro, I have like three seasons with like a thousand games like of ranked

[00:56:55] Like my mental stability was off the cliff

[00:57:01] Boyo

[00:57:04] Welcome to the spirit of St. Manus

[00:57:06] My name is Gustavo, but you can call me guts. He's got not the greatest gust ring in prep like dude

[00:57:14] They this is back when I was watching Breaking Bad

[00:57:18] You are done. Do not show your face at the laundry again.

[00:57:23] I wonder what this guy's reaction was to this message dude, like legitimately.

[00:57:35] Yo, yeah!

[00:57:37] I'm gonna lose 9 ELO so far.

[00:57:39] That guy produced no noise by the way. No noise.

[00:57:42] I'm not losing a lot more ELO though once I get to Plat 2.

[00:57:44] Is this the kind of flat two last season?

[00:57:47] Bro, this kid again, dude.

[00:57:58] Yelp!

[00:57:59] Okay, again!

[00:58:01] Again, evil rainbow six!

[00:58:03] The bullet deflected off of his penis

[00:58:07] and dropped on my face!

[00:58:09] Ah!

[00:58:10] No, clip it!

[00:58:11] Clip it! Clip it with a C4! Clip it!

[00:58:15] I mean, what a video. Good God. Rainbow Six Up, you're still a goat, bro.

[00:58:19] Like, six years later, dude.

[00:58:22] Wow, Chad, that was a blast from the past.

[00:58:25] That was literally a blast from the past. What a video.

[00:58:30] Chad, go sub to Rainbow Six Up.

[00:58:32] I mean, what a video. I mean, good God. What a video.

[00:58:36] What a fucking video, man.

[00:58:38] All right

[00:58:40] Speaking of Blaster of the past let's won't be one squirtle chat. Let's one more squirtle dude. I've been grinding this game

[00:58:46] Like the last couple of times Squirtle played me bro. I was not playing sees that much

[00:58:51] I played this game every single day off stream

[00:58:56] I'm going to fuck him in the wait. He's

[00:59:00] Okay

[00:59:02] Pretty sure Squirtle's like 15. I'm gonna beat him in the game

[00:59:05] I'm gonna be able to get chat. Let's lock in y'all

[00:59:13] Jack doesn't this have a striking resemblance to the noise of

[00:59:19] masturbating or

[00:59:20] fapping or choking your chicken

[00:59:24] But if I did not have a face cam on you would let's try it

[00:59:30] Tell me you don't think I'm jerking off what I do this

[00:59:35] Not jerking off. Or was I?

[00:59:42] Dude, that would be a really good way to disguise jerking off.

[00:59:47] Okay, Squirtle, are you ready to 1v1? Squirtle, are you ready to 1v1?

[00:59:53] Squirtle, Nator's rise. Alright, chat!

[00:59:58] What a prediction! Motherfuckers!

[01:00:02] jigsie vs squirtle squirtle get the fuck in here now I'm gonna go take a job

[01:00:12] gonna go take a squirtle set invite it's time it's time it's time

[01:01:32] All right, dude, it's time

[01:01:34] Let's do this

[01:01:36] Squirtle, are you ready to get absolutely shit on?

[01:01:43] Squirtle, are you ready to get fucking shit on?

[01:01:56] Ah

[01:01:57] Hold up, hold up, one second

[01:01:59] Hold it up, hold it up, hold up

[01:02:00] can beat the king.

[01:02:03] Let's do this. Let's do this.

[01:02:06] Squirtle, what's up, little twerp?

[01:02:07] You can beat the king.

[01:02:10] Squirtle, let me say a big

[01:02:11] funny, buddy.

[01:02:12] Squirtle, shut up.

[01:02:14] Shut up. Squirtle.

[01:02:15] What?

[01:02:15] Right. Listen to me, little guy.

[01:02:17] All right. You're my like Squirtle.

[01:02:19] You're my little brother.

[01:02:20] All right, little bro.

[01:02:21] Listen, little bro.

[01:02:22] No, no, no.

[01:02:23] Listen to Pop.

[01:02:24] You're my, no.

[01:02:25] No, no, no.

[01:02:26] Listen to Pop a little bro.

[01:02:27] Squirtle, Squirtle.

[01:02:27] Have you been beating me the last year?

[01:02:29] Yes, you have squirtle. Oh, you've beat me twice and I'll beat you 11 times

[01:02:36] I can beat you in every single game every game

[01:02:41] Okay, what Roblox and fortnight bro in rock it Lee

[01:02:47] I'm diamond three

[01:02:49] Wait, are you actually? Yes. Okay. Well, we'll wait on that wait till I'm done buddy. Wait till I'm done with it

[01:02:56] won't laugh

[01:02:58] Well, I mug you in every game. I promise

[01:03:02] You don't mob me period squirtle you're 15 do look at look at your face cam buddy. You're an egg

[01:03:08] Bald egg yo again. Hey, no personal insult

[01:03:14] Zero Roni pepperonis squirtle my tips are ridiculously normal sauce

[01:03:20] the biggest lie ever okay check tell me right now if you look at my camera chat

[01:03:27] already pepperoni dance oh I almost forgot high-fives put on a delay cuz

[01:03:32] this little shit no no no streamer doesn't want to talk to his time

[01:03:44] and wants to put on a deletion.

[01:03:45] Yeah, absolutely not!

[01:03:47] I'm gonna destroy you!

[01:03:49] Oh, streamer!

[01:03:50] I won't talk to my dad until I've got to destroy you!

[01:03:53] Nothing doesn't do it, Ash.

[01:03:54] What?

[01:03:54] You

[01:04:13] Listen to me listen to me clear you little twerk. Yep. If you know no, no, no strings. I think rule one. Oh

[01:04:21] Yeah

[01:04:23] Totally. I got you, bro.

[01:04:26] Why'd you hesitate?

[01:04:27] I got you, bro.

[01:04:28] Why'd you hesitate?

[01:04:29] What?

[01:04:30] Let's start again, bro.

[01:04:31] Rule number two, if you use a shield operator at any point in time...

[01:04:35] No, okay. That's too far. That's too far.

[01:04:37] Cool.

[01:04:38] I'm not done.

[01:04:39] If you use a shield operator at any point in time, I'm going to immediately leave the

[01:04:43] game and count it as a win for myself.

[01:04:45] Okay. What do I get if I win?

[01:04:47] What do I get?

[01:04:48] You get a baloney sandwich.

[01:04:50] What do you want from me?

[01:04:51] I'm back on snap

[01:04:53] Okay, fine. I'll add you on snapchat ground rules for adding me on snapchat squirtle

[01:04:58] I don't want any random calls at three in the morning. All right

[01:05:02] It's fine. Okay. What about one in the morning?

[01:05:06] Fine not three in the morning. Now what I'm sleeping. All right, squirtle

[01:05:10] Actually, no, don't call me. Don't call me on snapchat. You can text me. No, I was actually

[01:05:15] All right. What do I chat in the same Jimmy? Good God?

[01:05:19] I

[01:05:21] Did hear what you said earlier about me, buddy. I

[01:05:26] Heard that yeah, out of context squirtle. Let's black. Let's go

[01:05:30] First one is second.

[01:05:32] You're not ready for this.

[01:05:33] Listen, whoever wins this is the winner.

[01:05:35] I said right now.

[01:05:36] What do you think you're lucky with that heater?

[01:05:38] Look around.

[01:05:39] Let's go.

[01:05:40] Come on.

[01:05:41] It's not the fucker to set the gravity.

[01:05:42] Squirtle, whoever wins this is permanently-

[01:05:44] This is for the Squirtle Nators!

[01:05:47] Can I finish the sentence, you little shit?

[01:05:49] Squirtle, whoever-

[01:05:51] This is for the Squirtle Nators!

[01:05:55] Squirtle, whoever wins this-

[01:05:56] This is for the Squirtle Nators!

[01:06:00] Are you done?

[01:06:02] This is for the screen readers!

[01:06:06] Oh you banned Ying! Good boy! I like that Squirtle.

[01:06:10] I like that, I like that. No no no, banned Ying!

[01:06:14] Don't call me that little bro. You're my little bro.

[01:06:18] Squirtle, you are my little brother buddy. Whether you want to admit or not, you're my little brother.

[01:06:22] You're my little brother. Look at your stats! Oh hell no!

[01:06:26] No, no.

[01:06:27] It's so ruckus.

[01:06:28] You're washed.

[01:06:29] Look at my hair.

[01:06:30] But yeah, yeah, yeah.

[01:06:31] Before you attack my stats, Squirtle, do I or do I not get team killed every day on

[01:06:36] this game?

[01:06:37] Nope, that's just an excuse.

[01:06:38] Maybe if you weren't so mean to attack a ruckus, you can't do it.

[01:06:41] Oh, it's good.

[01:06:42] I don't get team killed.

[01:06:43] Shut the fuck up.

[01:06:44] If you weren't so mean to your chat, you wouldn't get screen shot.

[01:06:47] It's not fast.

[01:06:48] Uh, no, it's in reverse.

[01:06:49] If you're acting so rude, it's in reverse.

[01:06:50] It's in reverse.

[01:06:51] It's in reverse.

[01:06:52] But it's...

[01:06:53] I feel the appreciation to your chat.

[01:06:54] They wouldn't be so mean to you.

[01:06:55] I mean look at my stats. I'm just 50 X you did

[01:07:11] You don't have bad I would have in this breath

[01:07:16] Wow, have you warmed up beyond this have you played I

[01:07:19] Can't lie. I will I like watch your stream and I was in your title for whatever reason

[01:07:24] And I was like, oh we're playing ready for white light work, and I got on just now

[01:07:54] I don't know, just keep me, I keep her cheap, bro.

[01:08:04] Listen to papa.

[01:08:14] Oh, you're baiting like a good little boy you are.

[01:08:16] You're the one sitting inside, Swingman, he's on the power.

[01:08:19] I never saw you cross.

[01:08:26] I never saw you cross.

[01:08:31] What the fuck is that?

[01:08:37] Not me whiffing is like 50 extra views.

[01:08:41] You're like Blood Armor.

[01:08:43] You're like Blood Armor.

[01:08:44] I don't know.

[01:08:45] You're just terrible compared to me.

[01:08:47] What's your favorite attacker? Ask him for a friend.

[01:08:49] Um, Ash? I'll tell you.

[01:08:51] Appreciate that brother.

[01:08:53] Bro, you can literally ban every single. I don't care.

[01:08:55] You can ban every operator of me,

[01:08:57] and I will still be 50x you.

[01:08:59] And guess what? You left knock shotgun on the floor, buddy.

[01:09:01] Okay, so if I can ban every operator,

[01:09:03] play recruit then.

[01:09:05] Play recruit.

[01:09:07] If I can ban an extra operator to play recruit,

[01:09:09] You want me to play Sentry? You want me to play Serenity?

[01:09:11] Recruit isn't a thing anymore.

[01:09:13] That's not a bad off

[01:09:17] Yeah, but if you go strike or you're not gonna be able to get to wall to let's get those big breach in charge

[01:09:22] You think I need to open up a wall?

[01:09:27] Don't count your eggs before they hatch bro remember that you're winning right now. This is when you're gonna win the game

[01:09:33] Oh, I could lose a 50 games against me. I still don't look like a bald egghead, bro. Like I don't care

[01:09:39] I don't care about what you say and what you don't bro, I'm gonna say what I want!

[01:09:53] You're gonna go for it all with nox shotgun because you're afraid of gunfire, I'm a striker

[01:09:57] but okay.

[01:09:58] I'll wait you to strike him over there.

[01:10:00] You did go striker.

[01:10:02] Don't count your eggs before they hatch.

[01:10:04] OG sang buddy.

[01:10:06] OG sang.

[01:10:08] Oh no!

[01:10:11] Did I just hear you close?

[01:10:14] What the hell did I just hear?

[01:10:17] Oh, I did.

[01:10:18] Appreciate the drone, bruh.

[01:10:20] I know we're donating drone stuff.

[01:10:22] Oh no, you got a drone from me!

[01:10:24] Oh, I need that so bad!

[01:10:26] Oh no!

[01:10:28] two minutes ten seconds on the clock and you're gonna have to make some moves

[01:10:42] I

[01:10:57] You're so close your crew right hard right on the window right now, buddy. I'm not done

[01:11:12] What are you doing? What are you doing?

[01:11:21] How did you get there that fast? You little fucking hacker! How did you get there that fast?

[01:11:28] What are you doing? What?

[01:11:29] I didn't even hear anything!

[01:11:31] I went and strike her as you- What off do you want me to go? What off do you want me to go after that?

[01:11:35] To Chaka.

[01:11:36] To Chaka, bet.

[01:11:38] No, no, fuck that, bro. Play whatever you want.

[01:11:41] No, I

[01:11:45] Because when I come back and win, you're gonna have that as an excuse

[01:11:52] I

[01:11:57] Send this now because when I come back and win you're not gonna have any excuses, buddy

[01:12:02] I'll play the Chaka

[01:12:05] He's literally like

[01:12:07] Just water

[01:12:09] This is my work buddy. You better oh

[01:12:14] Squirtle I'm millionaire and still sucks a siege squirtle address me as big bro. You're my little bro. All right, no, bro

[01:12:20] No, I'm

[01:12:30] Charlie is banging your shit. Yeah, bro, wait till the end of the game wait so they're gonna be game

[01:12:35] 10 seconds.

[01:12:37] What?

[01:12:38] Me home.

[01:12:40] I want your chocolate.

[01:12:42] Yeah, I told you you don't have to go to chocolate, so you're just choosing.

[01:12:44] Yeah, I know.

[01:12:46] I'm just gonna go.

[01:12:47] You look like you own me, it's like...

[01:12:49] No, I'm just not gonna let you like have excuses.

[01:12:53] Cause you're just gonna have excuses.

[01:12:55] I don't really care, you're not gonna win this round regardless.

[01:13:02] Did you make a burp on me, lobby?

[01:13:04] God you're actually just a sweat nowadays

[01:13:07] No sportable to never did that back in the day. You may be hurt on the

[01:13:11] Bobblin lockup rather take a breather

[01:13:14] My god, it's a 1v1. This is an SI

[01:13:18] Buddy I can do an SI if I wanted to buddy

[01:13:22] Stop

[01:13:25] Wait that's actually good to talk about

[01:13:29] Appreciate the camera squirrel

[01:13:34] I gotta clean one more half out, let me take one time.

[01:13:47] Good out.

[01:14:06] You got some good one-taps on you there, bucko.

[01:14:17] You know not to beat me!

[01:14:22] You know not to beat me!

[01:14:25] Little bro!

[01:14:27] Little bro!

[01:14:30] Jack, rock the fucking!

[01:14:34] You're so fat, bro, I need to win that.

[01:14:37] Squirtle, remember, no excuses!

[01:14:40] Bro, why would you tell me to do that?

[01:14:42] I told you you could take any out, buddy!

[01:14:44] Oh, buddy!

[01:14:45] What a red man.

[01:14:46] Why would you tell me to go to Chonka?

[01:14:48] Uh, because the double Chonka is what the fuck he wants?

[01:14:52] You're not Conor McGregor, bro.

[01:14:54] We've seen you boxed a guns, bro.

[01:14:56] You do not know how to throw from firepunch, bro.

[01:14:59] He's all that.

[01:15:00] Dude, I'm surprised you didn't know that reference, bro.

[01:15:02] That's but...

[01:15:03] Brother, Conor McGregor's before your time, little dude.

[01:15:05] Dude, I would stop Conor McGregor in the face, bro.

[01:15:09] Okay.

[01:15:10] Hey, Squirtle, what do you watch, dude?

[01:15:12] I watched like the UFC and boxing, I don't really know.

[01:15:16] Okay, I'm supposed to see the Conor McGregor, dude.

[01:15:19] All right, we're good luck, come on.

[01:15:21] Conor is like the most overrated fighter of all time.

[01:15:25] Conor McGregor?

[01:15:27] Bro, he like revived the UFC.

[01:15:29] He saved the UFC, bro.

[01:15:31] Bro, yeah, because he knows how to talk, bro.

[01:15:33] Like, yeah.

[01:15:34] Yeah, Conor McGregor like put the UFC out of man.

[01:15:36] Mighty Mouse is 50X him.

[01:15:37] Mighty Mouse is 50X him.

[01:15:38] Who is Mighty Mouse?

[01:15:40] I don't even know who that is.

[01:15:41] oh no you did not no you did not

[01:15:45] did you really just say that?

[01:15:48] did you really just say that?

[01:15:51] I kind of just want to leave the game that's like the most disrespectful

[01:15:55] that's like really disrespectful I'm not sure that's like really disrespectful

[01:16:01] bro that's like really disrespectful bro

[01:16:06] It's like well the two goats of the sport is John Jones and Mighty Mouse bro like I know

[01:16:16] John Jones I don't know I've never even heard of Mighty Mouse you even know who TJ Dillisall

[01:16:22] is yes I know that guy is cuz it's last name you know it of course I know TJ Dillisall

[01:16:31] everybody knows him are you close yes bro I'm close swing me

[01:16:35] You really are close.

[01:16:55] I have a shotgun and you're just gonna sit on the pallet and I'm bored with you again.

[01:17:08] I'm so smart. I'm so smart. No, I'm so smart.

[01:17:11] I encourage you to the right so I can get hurt on you and chase you.

[01:17:15] Oh my lord. No, that's the smartest thing I've ever done in my life.

[01:17:21] No, no, no, no. That's the smartest thing I've ever done in my life.

[01:17:25] Genuinely. That's the, that's the smartest thing I've ever done.

[01:17:29] Why every time somebody plays me, they turn into light talk of me!

[01:17:36] FUN NECK SET!

[01:17:39] I'M DONE!

[01:17:41] I know I never even heard you because this game does not know how to battle sound at all, so all I hear is

[01:17:47] RERU RERU RERU RERU BEER RERU RERU RERU Chishikinsoуз

[01:17:50] RERU RERU REVVI IIN MA YEARS

[01:17:59] Mamigun

[01:18:10] Yeah, come on chat. What else what else punch me in the face?

[01:18:14] Yeah, I'll punch you in the face. You bro. Catch me bro. If I saw you bro

[01:18:17] You are getting like diddy bro. That's all I gotta say

[01:18:25] Like bro, I'm from the I'm from the hood bro, you don't want to play with me

[01:18:32] Just saying bro, I'm from the hood

[01:18:34] The streets killed me one point the streets killed me

[01:18:48] Refund I thought you were better holy shit. Yeah, I'm 1v1ing like a top five Xbox 1v1 player of all time

[01:18:55] Relax a little bit

[01:19:04] Nice C4 bro. Who taught you that bro? Like a rock. Did you learn that from like literally

[01:19:30] If I ever died in a C4 like that, then I'd be done with you.

[01:19:47] Did you go?

[01:19:48] You went down, didn't you?

[01:19:51] You're such a little weirdo.

[01:19:53] You went down!

[01:19:54] Oh my god!

[01:19:55] How bad do you want to win?

[01:19:57] Really bad

[01:20:01] Hey, don't see what stage are you in not fun to get

[01:20:06] Not funny

[01:20:09] My name team scene. I'm a ball headed buzzard

[01:20:13] What even is a buzzard score? I never even heard

[01:20:16] For the reminds me a big love

[01:20:19] You don't have to read that cat little reminds me of like

[01:20:23] Do it over. He's like evil spawned boss

[01:20:25] That's who's quarter reminds me of.

[01:20:30] He's evil fucking SpongeBob.

[01:20:37] Go down the stairs buddy, I'm already waiting.

[01:21:16] 15 seconds

[01:21:32] No!

[01:21:34] You're so fucking bad!

[01:21:36] Let me breath, you undisturbed little shit!

[01:21:40] Why would you just let me breath?

[01:21:43] Why don't you just let me plant?

[01:21:45] You're so fucking unfair!

[01:21:48] I love the alien!

[01:21:53] What?

[01:21:54] I love the alien!

[01:21:56] I'm losing two rows to this Jeffrey guy!

[01:22:00] Jeffrey?

[01:22:01] What?

[01:22:02] Do not say that name!

[01:22:04] No!

[01:22:05] No!

[01:22:07] Squirtle, look, bro.

[01:22:09] You, like, bro, Squirtle, you have the discipline?

[01:22:12] You know what?

[01:22:13] I can give you a backstab.

[01:22:14] You're gonna be so mean to me, bro.

[01:22:16] Yeah, I'm muted because he does not want to listen to his album.

[01:22:19] Squirtle, you might be like, you might have a better aim than me, but bro, you have the discipline of a squirrel chasing an acorn in my bullhead.

[01:22:27] Like, just let me plan. There's seven seconds left, and I'm 28 seconds.

[01:22:30] Bro, suck this dick, bro. Suck this dick, bro. Honestly. Shut the hell up.

[01:22:34] Shut the hell up, bro.

[01:22:37] You're a loser, bro.

[01:22:40] What did he just say?

[01:22:42] Bro, you're unhinged, dude.

[01:22:44] You're unhinged.

[01:22:46] You raised me.

[01:22:48] You raised me.

[01:22:50] I'm the reason who I am because of you, bro.

[01:22:53] You taught me all my languages, bro.

[01:22:55] I never once told you to tell people to suck your dick.

[01:22:59] You did. You did.

[01:23:01] No, I did not raise you.

[01:23:03] Don't pin that shit on me.

[01:23:05] Don't pin that shit on me.

[01:23:07] Yes, you did.

[01:23:40] You excited for a new season of Siege?

[01:23:43] Um, sure.

[01:23:44] Cod better.

[01:23:56] What are you, what are you doing little freak?

[01:24:01] What the fuck?

[01:24:03] Are you trying to floor bang you little psycho?

[01:24:17] My god this place is so gross.

[01:24:19] You're already dead.

[01:24:21] There's such a crimson fucking way of playing.

[01:24:30] Oh my god, you should literally take a shower after playing like this.

[01:24:41] You don't like the way I play?

[01:24:43] Uh, yeah, you play like a fucking loser.

[01:24:46] You're floorbanging me.

[01:24:49] Well, you have to do another round of it.

[01:25:00] You pulled out the gun, right?

[01:25:02] You keep an eye on it.

[01:25:03] You have to do it.

[01:25:05] I pulled it out, buddy.

[01:25:07] I forgot, people.

[01:25:09] I forgot I have, like, a lock.

[01:25:10] Because they're in, like, fourth grade,

[01:25:12] everything happens 97 miles an hour.

[01:25:14] Like, God fucking dammit!

[01:25:17] I mean, I...

[01:25:18] Bro, you should be ashamed of how you're playing.

[01:25:21] I said right in front of Cree.

[01:25:22] Ooh, I can't wait to hear her.

[01:25:24] Look at how she's saying,

[01:25:25] Oh, make sure they don't see you.

[01:25:26] I know when I can't sleep,

[01:25:28] I know where I can't sleep. I know where I can't sleep.

[01:25:31] Up in the gray. Up.

[01:25:33] Squirtle, um, well played.

[01:25:37] You're shooting me through fours throwing grenades at me.

[01:25:40] I mean, hey, you want it. You want it bad. I see it, bro.

[01:25:43] Good God.

[01:25:47] I'm in like Armageddon.

[01:25:49] I'm dodging grenades, fucking four banks.

[01:25:52] Then I'm getting wallbanged. I mean, my God.

[01:25:54] FACE ME LIKE A MAN!

[01:25:56] FACE ME LIKE A MAN!

[01:25:58] Nothing's about you as manly, bro.

[01:26:01] Look at your face and tell me otherwise.

[01:26:06] Okay, maybe you could say I have band-chits.

[01:26:08] Did I strike an earth? Did I strike an earth?

[01:26:10] Maybe you could say I have band-chits.

[01:26:12] I'll give you that, but brother, my face looks totally normal.

[01:26:16] You've been fat for over three years, by the way.

[01:26:19] Ten seconds.

[01:26:20] Okay, define fat. Do you mean skitties fat?

[01:26:24] You. The definition of a fat man. You popped up. You certainly popped up.

[01:26:32] I

[01:27:02] No, quit the game, bro.

[01:27:13] Hey, don't scan me, don't scan me, don't scan me, don't scan me, don't scan me.

[01:27:18] I broke my camera.

[01:27:19] Oh my god.

[01:27:20] Don't scan me, you better not scan the edge of the deal.

[01:27:26] Don't scan.

[01:27:27] Oh, damn.

[01:27:32] Bro, you're just in fifth grade, so your shots are perfect.

[01:27:35] Yo, bro, nice run out by the way.

[01:27:37] I mean, that's a good idea if you're literally a toddler.

[01:27:40] But it doesn't matter because you have perfect aim because you're blocking time.

[01:27:42] Look at my KD computer doors. Apparently it works.

[01:27:44] Apparently it works.

[01:27:45] Look at my KD.

[01:27:48] Apparently it works.

[01:27:49] Apparently it does it for you, by the way.

[01:27:51] One and two KD billy.

[01:27:54] One point for Kennedy is perfectly fine, dude.

[01:27:57] Considering I've got...

[01:27:58] The last is like below average.

[01:27:59] Considering I've got like 11.

[01:28:00] No, average would be 1-0.

[01:28:01] You sold your soul.

[01:28:02] You sold your soul.

[01:28:03] You sold your soul.

[01:28:04] Oh wait, in 1.0 where you had...you paid for...you had 4 top XIM champions on your team on plat

[01:28:11] accounts, so you could hit number 1 with a QTD.

[01:28:13] Okay, I remember that.

[01:28:15] Hey, remember when you literally got 4 XIM top champions on your team on a plat account

[01:28:20] so you could hit number 1 back in the day?

[01:28:22] Never say 1.0 again.

[01:28:23] ever again buddy I own you I know everything about you don't impact out

[01:28:32] you know I'm ready for it bro fiddle scanner I'm ready for it bro do it bro

[01:28:39] Oh, how dare you.

[01:28:46] Are you closed door again?

[01:28:48] Yeah, I'm out of here.

[01:28:53] No.

[01:28:54] No, no, no, no, no.

[01:28:57] I heard you.

[01:29:05] One wall bang sure to wall bang Jesus Christ

[01:29:21] Squirtle I'm a man of my word send me your snapchat off-street

[01:29:31] Alright bro, let's go to RL.

[01:29:36] Yeah, I've never won V1 V1 again, bro.

[01:29:39] It's just, his aim is perfect.

[01:29:42] He has 20,000 hours in 1v1s.

[01:29:44] He knows every wallbang lineup.

[01:29:47] I mean, if I ever do 1v1 him again, I'm not playing him on the organ.

[01:29:50] Fuck that.

[01:29:52] Not that he won, he won.

[01:29:55] I don't think he was sniping.

[01:29:56] It's just like, I'm not playing.

[01:29:59] I'm getting what I'm getting floor banged every round. I'm good minute. It's one

[01:30:08] One be one of off-street

[01:30:12] Not if you slide

[01:30:14] Bro, it's not even a snipe chat. Trust me. Squirtle just literally has like a Chilean hours on organ

[01:30:20] Like he knows and dude

[01:30:21] He knew the wall bang of the door and knew the club like the me walking the trophy door lineup

[01:30:29] Because he has 86 million hours on the game.

[01:30:32] All right, chat.

[01:30:34] We're going to be, dude, Musk's going

[01:30:35] to be putting me on some Rocket League challenges

[01:30:37] in about 30 minutes.

[01:30:39] He said he's got some shit cooked.

[01:30:40] I'm excited.

[01:30:41] Musk's going to be putting me on some Rocket League

[01:30:43] challenges in about 30 minutes.

[01:30:44] Everybody lock in.

[01:30:45] Everybody grab your cock.

[01:30:46] Grab the nearest can of lotion.

[01:30:48] And that's kind of the two of them.

[01:30:52] GCFC update.

[01:30:53] There's no update.

[01:30:55] Redacted.

[01:30:56] They are now under Vertus Pro.

[01:30:59] I reached out to them and said, um, guys, I would love to, um, I would love to wrap the guys during the event and they basically said they have like long-term offers.

[01:31:11] I'm a bummer, dude, because I wanted to sponsor them for the RLCS that's like tomorrow, I think.

[01:31:27] But they said they have a long-term offer that they wanted to pursue, which ended up

[01:31:30] being a verb spread, which is sick, Ralph.

[01:31:32] Again, today you've got to be happy for them.

[01:31:34] But it would have been sick.

[01:31:35] It would have been sick to watch.

[01:31:38] Anybody else just comment their pants?

[01:31:48] Alright chat, I found the new method to never get stream sniped.

[01:31:54] IQ 1v1s, 2v2s, then 3v3 simultaneously.

[01:31:59] Smart or dumb.

[01:32:01] This is goal 3 1v1s, so I'm like prepared for this guy to be like the greatest player

[01:32:05] ever.

[01:32:06] because that's on and running is wicked

[01:32:08] this guy is not hot

[01:32:12] then I'm starting to

[01:32:14] WHAAAAT

[01:32:16] how did he drop drop drop drop drop

[01:32:18] how did he

[01:32:20] FUCK

[01:32:30] NOOOOO

[01:32:32] oh yeah he's just slowly

[01:32:34] He did the solo, he did the solo, he did the solo, he did the solo...

[01:32:36] He did solo-

[01:32:38] HAHAHAHAHA!

[01:32:42] YEP!

[01:32:43] But yeah Chad, that's THE methods to never give stream quien

[01:32:46] Q1s, D1, QBs, Q2s, and 3 B3s!

[01:32:48] Chile this late.

[01:32:49] If somebody is simply with THAT going on, then they're just gonna fucking chop you.

[01:32:54] Now, let's start today.

[01:32:55] Let's win this first game, MAN!

[01:32:58] Chad, in about 20 minutes, Muskys's gonna call me.

[01:33:00] What is my car doing what like watch the replant watch the replant watch the replant watch the replant

[01:33:13] Okay!

[01:33:21] Flicking.

[01:33:26] Get that weak shit outta here dude.

[01:33:28] See bro, this guy's actually a gold 3.

[01:33:31] Like I can just tell, he just sold again.

[01:33:36] See like, these are the players that I play against in the morning when I'm off streaming.

[01:33:41] He's actually gold three, but don't worry give it five ten minutes

[01:33:46] I'm just gonna start playing diamonds who are fucking air dribbling flip resetting

[01:33:50] Ceiling shot and then we're gonna read the fucking chat and the chat's gonna say jump equals

[01:34:01] Like them like them what a shot

[01:34:05] Oh, I almost

[01:34:08] Almost scored that daddy

[01:34:11] What a dodge, bitch!

[01:34:16] Bounce, bounce, bounce, bounce, bounce!

[01:34:23] God damn it!

[01:34:32] Fuck!

[01:34:35] Fuck!

[01:34:44] Fuck, fuck it!

[01:35:05] Flip them! Flip them! Flip them! Oh my god! Bend over and take it up your ass! That is how

[01:35:22] How you play?

[01:35:24] That's right there is how you play!

[01:35:33] What do you mean, not a flip chat?

[01:35:35] Throw me a freaking bone here!

[01:35:38] Oh, no.

[01:35:40] I'm so clutched, it's disgusting.

[01:35:42] If I don't get there, it's a vote.

[01:35:45] I'm so clutched, it's disgusting.

[01:35:52] dare i say a little oh no

[01:36:08] flick my beam i don't even know what that means bro that sounds disgusting

[01:36:12] i'm not gonna flick your beam how about this bro get a job

[01:36:16] Up!

[01:36:21] Got him!

[01:36:22] Go!

[01:36:23] Go!

[01:36:30] Blip them!

[01:36:34] You saved that?

[01:36:35] Is that Prime Lord?

[01:36:37] How does he save that?

[01:36:38] How does he save that?

[01:36:46] You can't get up with me!

[01:36:59] You can't get up with me!

[01:37:02] She's gonna go over the fence, I'm gonna ban her dog along.

[01:37:06] Hey, I don't know what I'm doing.

[01:37:08] Take them.

[01:37:12] Thank God, thank God.

[01:37:14] FAKE GOD! FAKE GOD GO! RUN! RUN!

[01:37:21] Bounce of when she walk.

[01:37:22] Bounce of when she walk.

[01:37:24] Bounce of when she walk.

[01:37:28] That is why I'm the 2023 Gamer of the Year.

[01:37:32] You take advantage of the mistakes instantly. You don't hesitate. You punish.

[01:37:37] You punish there.

[01:37:38] I'm here to reflect on you, that it's not you completely high-z and suspend on us.

[01:37:48] He's don't want an absolute sellout!

[01:37:53] What an absolute sellout!

[01:38:08] Oh

[01:38:19] Don't start idiot

[01:38:38] If I sell this game, I will put a controller up my anus.

[01:38:46] How did it bounce like that? That was such a weird bounce.

[01:39:08] The lights were too bright, dude.

[01:39:19] The lights were too bright.

[01:39:21] The lights were too bright.

[01:39:23] See, now here comes the rant.

[01:39:26] That guy was a legitimate gold three.

[01:39:29] Like, you could just tell by how he's playing.

[01:39:32] The problem is, I'm gonna play one more game, and they're literally going to be like an

[01:39:37] xchamp flippery set it literally that's the problem so lucky yeah bro i'll take a little

[01:39:45] bit of luck i'm not complaining tell him i'm not a complainer i'm not a complainer i'll take a

[01:39:50] little bit of luck i will take some luck and here's the sleep snack it literally took what one game

[01:40:03] his name is justice for Mike and his fucking his love is jinks took one game

[01:40:12] and what did I say

[01:40:15] I hope that I get a good teammate tonight, I hope that I get a good teammate tonight

[01:40:39] Drop! Drop!

[01:40:45] Nice! Me-me-me-me-me-me-me!

[01:40:50] You guys are still right. How did he get there?

[01:40:52] Yeah! Me-me-me-me-me!

[01:40:55] What did I say? What did I say?

[01:40:59] Left them? Walling it?

[01:41:04] What? So, how's that not a goal?

[01:41:09] Get in the jam, NECK!

[01:41:18] BAAAAAAAH!

[01:41:19] Bro, they've messed up like nine times.

[01:41:22] I'll open up four.

[01:41:25] Weird angle.

[01:41:30] Alright, there's, um, GDA drop bomb the other team.

[01:41:38] I mean what a shot! Good God!

[01:41:45] I'm there. I'm so there it's insane.

[01:41:50] I go, I go.

[01:41:59] Beat your to it, bitch!

[01:42:00] Beat your to it, bitch!

[01:42:01] Beat your to it, bitch!

[01:42:06] Why are you fiddling the house?

[01:42:23] I don't know what that means.

[01:42:25] Fiddling the house?

[01:42:26] Drop.

[01:42:27] I don't know.

[01:42:28] These guys probably not gold or platinum.

[01:42:33] You know I could have hit the ball harder than you, right?

[01:42:35] Or is there literally not a single spot behind those eyes?

[01:42:38] Oh my god, I'm so tired of tubes.

[01:42:51] Miss.

[01:42:53] You, you, you.

[01:42:56] Alright, ramming into my back.

[01:42:59] Blast it.

[01:43:00] into my back. Last hit. Just two beat two things. Everyone rams into my fucking back all the time.

[01:43:14] So I missed the ball. I completely missed the ball.

[01:43:22] Fucking fucking game. Fuck!

[01:43:30] You, you, you, you go, you go.

[01:43:40] How do they save everything? My God!

[01:44:00] We need to get an equalizer.

[01:44:02] Nice!

[01:44:04] Me, me, me, me!

[01:44:06] Me, me, me, me!

[01:44:25] Brother, we need offense.

[01:44:27] We need offense!

[01:44:30] Yeah, he hasn't met I mean he hasn't missed and he's already seems I think we know that comes with his name

[01:44:36] But he has not met I've saved not a single one

[01:45:00] Daddy, I'm so wet right now.

[01:45:04] One more of those and we win this fucking game.

[01:45:08] I

[01:45:20] Killed my job, I didn't kill my

[01:45:38] Good game.

[01:45:40] See how I go for it now?

[01:45:45] Get full!

[01:45:50] Yes!

[01:45:51] Over the metal!

[01:45:53] Over the metal!

[01:45:56] Drop.

[01:45:58] Drop in the mat.

[01:45:59] Drop in the mat.

[01:46:01] Ha ha!

[01:46:03] Keep it in the mirror.

[01:46:05] Keep it in the mirror.

[01:46:07] Oh

[01:46:11] Right, I need you up with me

[01:46:25] To be one to be one

[01:46:27] Well, oh my fucking god, you should have to have an IQ test.

[01:46:37] Can you just get me?

[01:46:38] Can you just get me?

[01:46:39] I'm about half-snavigating.

[01:46:40] You have to take the IQ test, the plan is getting there.

[01:46:43] I'm done.

[01:46:44] I'm done.

[01:46:45] Demo.

[01:46:46] Good game.

[01:46:47] Yeah

[01:46:56] Good game nice throwing you

[01:47:03] Yes assistant bro why not?

[01:47:17] Donk Donk. Blue Star. Gammo. Has that on a Gammo?

[01:47:23] I'm not speaking. So it's every stream-cyber test bottom on it.

[01:47:31] My teammate's actually getting spotted by the same. I'm not gonna lie, he can get

[01:47:35] He's actually...

[01:47:37] My commit's good, but he's safe.

[01:47:43] Power shot, baby.

[01:47:45] Shot it out, Squishy!

[01:47:47] Open the middle!

[01:47:49] Finish it!

[01:48:35] What was that? What was that? Why are you chasing after me? You're on my team. Am I allowed to

[01:49:04] That's the ball, bro. Is that okay?

[01:49:08] Good God

[01:49:20] Well

[01:49:25] Now he actually

[01:49:34] He bounced me down all- ARGH!

[01:49:37] I mean what, what's that so you're gonna like fuck me in the ass too while you're at it?

[01:49:42] It's like cute, I'm getting it.

[01:49:44] Get off my court, where's my teammate there?

[01:49:46] C.I.

[01:49:54] What's he gonna do to miss an open net?

[01:49:56] By the way, are you serious?

[01:49:58] Are you actually serious?

[01:49:59] You missed the open net for the win.

[01:50:06] Still taking shots and he has no boost.

[01:50:11] Still on the fly back, I just hit me.

[01:50:19] Come on.

[01:50:20] I mean, is this game ever going to...

[01:50:35] This game ever going to end?

[01:50:43] Bro, what are you doing?

[01:50:46] Go to the ball pool, my god!

[01:51:02] I got you, that's it.

[01:51:10] Yes!

[01:51:16] of

[01:51:32] I

[01:51:50] Six minutes

[01:51:58] All right, give me space give me space

[01:52:00] Let's turn into Messi.

[01:52:09] We're in a weird spot!

[01:52:15] This game actually will not end.

[01:52:19] Nope!

[01:52:30] fuck that shit!

[01:52:53] Weak ass punch shut the fuck up shut the fuck up

[01:53:13] All right, that's a flat one

[01:53:15] Well, Justice for Mike, who has Jinx in his club name, had two goals and 10 said, yeah,

[01:53:33] that's a stream snacker.

[01:53:36] This is what I mean though, like you know what I'm saying, like I'm always going to

[01:53:40] keep it real no matter what.

[01:53:42] game of the day, I play a goal three, I'm like this guy's a goal three. Second game of the day, I play a

[01:53:47] plat two and twos, who has two goals and 10 saves. He was definitely just smurfing his chips off, but

[01:53:53] just like one of the game to last forever. So he just stayed in that and saved everything. I don't

[01:53:58] think you missed a single save besides one after like 20. All right, I'm gonna go pee.

[01:54:12] Thank you.

[01:55:12] I mean, what could have possibly happened to provoke you guys to type ditty party?

[01:55:25] Wait, tournament in 50 seconds?

[01:55:28] 2v2.

[01:55:29] Who could I get?

[01:55:32] Who could I get?

[01:55:35] Who could I get?

[01:55:37] Who could I get?

[01:55:38] Who could I get?

[01:55:39] Who could I get?

[01:55:40] Who could I get?

[01:55:41] I can't.

[01:55:46] Ball's joined.

[01:55:47] Ball's, gimme host, gimme host.

[01:55:49] Ball's, gimme host, gimme host, gimme host.

[01:55:52] Wait, what, what, what, gimme host?

[01:55:55] Ball's, when you send 87 invites,

[01:55:57] I can't accept any of them.

[01:56:00] Ball's, oh my God.

[01:56:01] You have to send another one.

[01:56:05] I'm just joining, I'm just joining.

[01:56:07] Chad, I think I'm gonna get a random teammate.

[01:56:09] Chad, is that how that works?

[01:56:11] Do I get a random teammate?

[01:56:15] Leave turning, I already left.

[01:56:19] I mean, chat, it would be funny if my first ever

[01:56:22] tournament win was a random teammate.

[01:56:24] I'm not gonna lie, it would be funny.

[01:56:27] What am I, gonna be gold?

[01:56:30] Gold tournament rank?

[01:56:38] Must be, he said 615.

[01:56:41] So we have just enough time for a tournament

[01:56:45] He's at 615 he's taxing it 615

[01:56:51] All right chat playing a soda or playing a 2v2 tournament soda soda

[01:56:59] Playing a 2v2 tournament completely soda

[01:57:01] 3 top 32 now I'm gonna win my best tournament placement ever is top 8 boys you can see it

[01:57:15] right there that is my best placement ever wait but it's okay so it's generating bracket

[01:57:27] So, Chad, it's gonna put me, it's gonna, oh my God,

[01:57:30] Carter's back.

[01:57:33] Jinxie, I am back and free to stay.

[01:57:36] Jinxie, welcome me back now.

[01:57:39] Jinxie, can you, Jinxie, you can knock me down,

[01:57:42] but I will always get back up.

[01:57:45] Jinxie, I leave for a week and you shave your eyebrows.

[01:57:48] Carter, what the fuck are you talking about?

[01:57:50] Carter, what are you saying, bro?

[01:57:52] Bro, I didn't shave my eyebrows because you left Carter.

[01:57:54] I see my breath because speed beat me in FIFA.

[01:57:57] I'm stable, I can reduce your water,

[01:57:58] dead man, thinkin' about it.

[01:58:00] Carter's actually back after a one week ban.

[01:58:05] So it's just gonna keep searching and searching

[01:58:07] and searching until I get a,

[01:58:11] Chad's just gonna keep searching until they pair me

[01:58:12] with another guy that's all about QA.

[01:58:15] Cause brother, I don't even have my teammate.

[01:58:17] Are we not gonna have a teammate?

[01:58:20] Chad, are we not gonna have a teammate?

[01:58:24] Yeah, I'm also saying 6-15.

[01:58:32] Just tugged with the five gifted.

[01:58:35] Just tugged.

[01:58:36] You're gonna get a random name?

[01:58:39] It's random generated?

[01:58:40] Chad, do y'all play?

[01:58:42] I mean, versus Jeff.

[01:58:46] Jeff, what, bro?

[01:58:51] to be honest bro it is an unlucky time to be named jeffrey right now or jenny or jenny well

[01:58:59] but to be fair who would be named jenny it is unlucky time to be named our team name is new

[01:59:05] cover all right here is my random teammate on gerama hopefully he's good hopefully it's good

[01:59:14] Chad, if your name is Jeffrey, bro, I'm legitimately sorry, y'all. That is unlucky, dude.

[01:59:18] That is unlucky.

[01:59:21] Chad, you know what we call that in gaming? That is bad RNG. That's a bad spawn point.

[01:59:28] Brother, if you spawned in and your name is Jeffrey, I don't know what to tell you.

[01:59:37] What about Carter? Chad, what do you think is the worst name ever?

[01:59:41] Worst name of all time. What would y'all say?

[01:59:45] What would y'all say is the worst name ever?

[01:59:48] Maybe like, Preston or something.

[01:59:51] Brother, if your name is Preston, you kind of sound like a child. I'm gonna be honest.

[01:59:56] It's not Nick. Nick is a good name.

[01:59:59] Just somebody older named Nick, dude.

[02:00:01] Bro, it's not Nicholas. SHUT THE FUCK UP!

[02:00:04] Yeah, I think the worst name ever is probably Preston.

[02:00:08] You just sound very chubby

[02:00:10] It sounds pretty chubby

[02:00:13] Nicholas Douglas Stewart all three are bad guess who types a graph hi guys

[02:00:19] Claudio Vladimir

[02:00:25] Yeah, bro, I'm gonna be honest y'all if your name is Jeffrey dude. I'm it's a bad time to be named Jeffery

[02:00:32] What about Mike ox long?

[02:00:34] All right guys

[02:00:36] First ever two's tournament where I'm going in completely solo. Will we win?

[02:00:44] Will we win?

[02:00:54] Wait, my team can fly. Whoa! My team can fly!

[02:01:06] Nice!

[02:01:23] Focus, turn around.

[02:01:25] Turn around, focus, focus, focus, focus.

[02:01:27] Focus.

[02:01:30] Yes!

[02:01:32] What a goooooood!

[02:01:36] Look at that chat.

[02:01:38] Two on one.

[02:01:39] Composer.

[02:01:40] Composer.

[02:01:41] That's that.

[02:01:42] Gonna have the time to wave goals, that a reason I have so much smagger.

[02:01:49] I like being.

[02:01:50] I'm in your stream, not streams, not big body of way.

[02:02:00] What the fuck?

[02:02:01] Even me

[02:02:17] EKZ they can really get fit Cairo they can really prime nice guy

[02:02:23] Is this stream on Instagram, what do you think bro?

[02:02:31] He make, he make go go go, nice.

[02:02:38] Correct, stay on it.

[02:02:45] Demo, how is that not a demo?

[02:02:48] What?

[02:02:49] I'm inside of this little ass.

[02:02:52] But how is that not a demo?

[02:03:01] Drop! Drop! Rebound!

[02:03:05] BANG!

[02:03:06] Rebound Bosh! Back out to Allen!

[02:03:10] Let's do it.

[02:03:14] Rebound Bosh! Back out to Allen! BANG!

[02:03:18] Bro we really, we really grew up in the best basketball era. We really did. We got to see

[02:03:26] Prime, Korean, Prime, Bronze. Oh no.

[02:03:41] Yeah, I have to have a crazy thing. I want y'all to be honest.

[02:03:46] Isn't it crazy to say that I think Steph Curry is better than LeBron James?

[02:03:51] Is that crazy?

[02:03:55] Because, bro, think about it like this.

[02:03:58] LeBron James...

[02:04:00] LeBron James had to join a super team, and Steph Curry was the super team.

[02:04:06] Like, Kevin Durant went to go join Curry.

[02:04:10] I actually don't think this is a bad take.

[02:04:16] You, teammate, you gotta be there for the sec-

[02:04:22] Did you just do AFK in a tournament?

[02:04:28] Motherfucker, I will sock you in the mouth!

[02:04:32] Nevermind, nevermind.

[02:04:34] Daddy, you owed this bussy.

[02:04:36] Nevermind.

[02:04:37] Go AFK as much as you want.

[02:04:40] Let's win this!

[02:04:42] Nah, but chat, like, I'm gonna be honest.

[02:04:45] I don't think it's a crazy take to say Curry's better than LeBron.

[02:04:47] Bro, Curry was the super team.

[02:04:50] LeBron had to go join the super team.

[02:04:53] Let's hit him in the head.

[02:04:56] Bro, would LeBron have ever won a ring if he did destroy the team?

[02:04:59] Get out of that!

[02:05:00] Get out of that!

[02:05:01] I've always thought this as a game.

[02:05:18] I always thought I'm like, well, I don't know.

[02:05:21] LeBron had to go join a super team.

[02:05:23] Curry created the super team.

[02:05:27] I know nobody agrees with me about that.

[02:05:29] That's just what I think.

[02:05:37] But bro, LeBron did the same thing in Cleveland.

[02:05:40] He uprode.

[02:05:42] The whole Cleveland, this is for you thing, is bullshit.

[02:05:46] It's like, bro, he literally joined Cleveland

[02:05:49] because they had Kyrie Irving and Kevin Love.

[02:05:51] Same thing with the Heat.

[02:05:52] He joined the Heat because they had Chris Bosch

[02:05:54] and Dwayne Wade.

[02:05:55] Steph Curry said, hey, I'm the fucking team.

[02:05:58] Like, Kevin Durant, you can join if you want.

[02:06:01] I'm the fucking team.

[02:06:02] I'm the super team.

[02:06:04] You know what I'm saying?

[02:06:07] I just conceded a goal.

[02:06:07] It doesn't matter if I concede a goal, we're good.

[02:06:11] I just conceded a goal because I'm gaffing.

[02:06:13] Alright, he's got your ass. Bro, but why do I never match these guys when I'm playing

[02:06:32] with K-Sow? Whenever me and K-Sow try to play a tournament, we go against fucking Pro. What

[02:06:36] What even is this?

[02:06:37] We-

[02:06:38] What?

[02:06:39] Please God, tell me I can rejoin- please- my game just crashed- please God, tell me

[02:06:53] I can rejoin- oh my God.

[02:07:01] I actually need to get on PC.

[02:07:03] What does it say?

[02:07:09] Can I?

[02:07:14] We're back!

[02:07:16] Bro, thank god!

[02:07:33] You got to get high like me, you got to get high like this.

[02:07:52] Legitimately put it in my ass, this is the tournament, this is the one, this is the tournament.

[02:08:03] We're actually gonna win.

[02:08:06] We are actually gonna get our first effort to win right now with a random teammate.

[02:08:13] Oh no.

[02:08:14] Clarence?

[02:08:15] What a Clarence.

[02:08:16] Goal.

[02:08:17] That's better.

[02:08:18] That's better.

[02:08:19] That's better.

[02:08:20] That's better.

[02:08:21] That's better.

[02:08:22] That's better.

[02:08:23] That's better.

[02:08:24] That's better.

[02:08:25] That's better.

[02:08:26] Chats.

[02:08:27] Five goals.

[02:08:28] Yo.

[02:08:29] Fuck winning.

[02:08:30] chat five goals yo fuck winning the tournament I'm gonna be leading in

[02:08:34] golds dude first place in golds

[02:08:50] chat I'm about to fart hold up I'm about to fart these guys can score I don't

[02:08:53] even care we already won they work for oh fuck I gotta tell musty movie a little

[02:08:57] Oh no! Oh no!

[02:09:08] F**k!

[02:09:11] Alright bruh.

[02:09:13] Lock it. Lock it, lock it.

[02:09:15] Yeah

[02:09:26] Yes, yes, yes, yes

[02:09:30] YES! YEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

[02:09:43] Bro, no no no, let's win this.

[02:09:44] Let's actually win this.

[02:09:45] Let's actually win this!

[02:09:53] RETROCK BITCH!!!

[02:10:00] One more for the road.

[02:10:12] All good.

[02:10:13] Instead of the next round.

[02:10:14] Chat, I'm so locked in, bro.

[02:10:19] TS doesn't mean this.

[02:10:21] Wait, what?

[02:10:23] TS means this shit.

[02:10:25] Seems to wait.

[02:10:32] We made it to the next round.

[02:10:33] What place am I in goals?

[02:10:37] Whoa, whoa, whoa, why does Sam have zero goals?

[02:10:39] Why does he have zero goals?

[02:10:41] Cause I've left?

[02:10:51] Uh, chat?

[02:10:51] Why does Sam have no goals?

[02:10:55] Okay, we're in the round of 16.

[02:10:57] We're in the top 16.

[02:10:59] This guy has a Nike car?

[02:11:02] Jack, am I crazy or is that a Nike?

[02:11:05] Bro, does Rocket League just have a new ad every second?

[02:11:08] I mean, my god.

[02:11:13] Cheeksie?

[02:11:14] Jack, what should I say?

[02:11:55] I

[02:12:10] Round of 16 win this to go to the top age yes, where are you?

[02:12:16] Oh!

[02:12:22] Stop, stop.

[02:12:28] Over the middle!

[02:12:32] Was that a glitch or am I high on the leader?

[02:12:35] Am I high on the leader?

[02:12:36] Did that ball just bounce unnaturally?

[02:12:39] I just got some better than the last guy.

[02:12:42] Okay, last hit.

[02:12:44] Last hit.

[02:12:46] What a save. What a save. What a save.

[02:13:03] I think you're on the fatten up. I don't even know how to do that. How do you do any

[02:13:07] Drop zero

[02:13:19] Not ice

[02:13:22] Come on see me. Come on dude first ever tournament win right now. Nice

[02:13:27] Nice.

[02:13:36] Drop, drop, drop, drop, drop.

[02:13:39] Shit.

[02:13:43] I love a nice pair of brass dudes.

[02:13:45] Me, me, me, me, me.

[02:13:47] Over the middle.

[02:13:53] Me, me, me, me, me, me.

[02:13:55] you you you you you you you you you you you you can't eat somebody just brass

[02:14:03] Leave me

[02:14:13] Yes, yes you me no no no no no no chips. Yeah, I'm back

[02:14:24] I'm here

[02:14:31] Could you imagine

[02:14:33] If I actually win this tournament my first ever tournament win with a random teammate, I might add

[02:14:59] August you may August I know

[02:15:03] We're actually gonna win, we're actually gonna win, chat we're actually gonna win.

[02:15:28] Must be, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I never make it out of the first round so I wasn't

[02:15:31] effect to make it this far. Musty, I'm sorry, Brown.

[02:15:38] No chat, it's not about glaze, it's about hyping up your teammates, dude, and giving credit.

[02:15:43] Because if you hype up your teammates, they're gonna win.

[02:15:46] Get all this shit in, bitch!

[02:15:48] Get... Oh, no.

[02:16:01] Yeah, we gotta lock in

[02:16:20] What?

[02:16:26] Bro, you want a flatland tournament? No shit. We're no shit. We're time

[02:16:31] I'm there, bitch!

[02:16:33] I'm there!

[02:17:31] What a touch.

[02:17:43] Mexico's probably gonna win.

[02:17:45] Everybody grab your cock right now.

[02:17:47] Cause you're about to watch fucking greatness.

[02:17:50] Demo bitch!

[02:17:52] Open that!

[02:17:55] You fucking chud.

[02:17:57] You absolute Todd!

[02:18:03] GOD DAMN IT!

[02:18:09] I never win tournaments man.

[02:18:11] I never win.

[02:18:12] I don't know. I never win.

[02:18:14] I never win.

[02:18:22] Yo bro, can you play the second top tier?

[02:18:24] Thank you.

[02:18:27] He's so, he's so, he's so, he actually so, it doesn't matter if it's Mike, I want to

[02:18:41] fight him tournament and he's somehow fighting his old tournament, but thanks to the buff

[02:18:43] Oh

[02:18:52] My god

[02:18:54] I

[02:18:56] and

[02:19:12] what

[02:19:19] of

[02:19:49] FUCK!

[02:19:55] Oh I hate when they do the uplifting songs when I'm losing.

[02:19:59] GOD!

[02:20:04] Yay, top 16. I'm such a fucking chat.

[02:20:08] I'm such a motherfucking chat dude.

[02:20:11] Alright, let me call Musty.

[02:20:12] Chat, I'ma go tinkle.

[02:20:13] I'ma go tinkle, then call Musty.

[02:20:15] I'ma go tinkle, then call Musty.

[02:20:17] I'm going to go check with Recoma.

[02:21:47] Hey there Delilah, what's it like in New York City, I'm a thousand miles away, but girl,

[02:22:09] tonight you look so pretty, yes you do, at times where again, shine as bright as you,

[02:22:16] I swear it's true.

[02:22:19] Hey there Delilah, don't you worry about the distance.

[02:22:23] I'm right there if you get lonely.

[02:22:26] Give this song another listen.

[02:22:28] Close your eyes.

[02:22:31] Listen to my voice as loud as skies.

[02:22:34] I'm by your side.

[02:22:37] Oh, I'm such a fucking loser.

[02:22:41] Oh, I'll never win a tournament.

[02:22:45] Oh, the only time I won.

[02:22:50] Oh, I had two pros on my team and we lost four times and they four for it every time.

[02:22:54] Oh, I can't win a tournament.

[02:22:58] Oh, I can't win a tournament.

[02:23:02] Oh, I want to shove a dick in my ass.

[02:23:06] Oh, I can't win a tournament.

[02:23:12] You need me, Ryan, I don't know what I need.

[02:23:16] I've had like, Ryan, we played two tournaments

[02:23:18] in a lot of those times, what do you mean?

[02:23:20] What do you mean, bro?

[02:23:21] What do you mean?

[02:23:23] What do you mean I beat you, Ryan?

[02:23:24] Muskie, what's up, dude?

[02:23:26] What up, man?

[02:23:27] How you doing, baby boy?

[02:23:30] I'm doing good, man.

[02:23:31] I unfortunately, I saw the ending of that tournament.

[02:23:33] It was a little rough, man.

[02:23:35] Yeah, bro, I don't know.

[02:23:39] I don't know what to do, Muskie.

[02:23:40] I can't win a tournament, bro.

[02:23:41] I'm such a fucking failure.

[02:23:44] No, you're not.

[02:23:44] You remember what I said at the end of one of the streams

[02:23:46] we had?

[02:23:47] You're only a failure if you give up, if you stop.

[02:23:51] God damn it.

[02:23:52] No?

[02:23:52] Yes, you're right.

[02:23:53] You got to keep stepping up, bros.

[02:23:55] It's hard, but it's doable.

[02:23:57] Wait, Busty, I'm about to shit my pants, I think.

[02:23:59] No, it's a fart.

[02:24:00] Never mind.

[02:24:00] I'm good.

[02:24:01] Good job.

[02:24:02] Thank God.

[02:24:03] So what was on that chair when I went over to your house?

[02:24:07] I sat on some chair that had some stain on it.

[02:24:12] It's better if you don't ask, dude.

[02:24:14] It's better if you don't even ask, brother.

[02:24:17] That, what's on the chair?

[02:24:19] What's the lore?

[02:24:21] I mean, you want me to be honest, bro?

[02:24:24] Yeah, that makes no sense.

[02:24:24] Just years of random liquid streaks, mold.

[02:24:29] I mean, musty, I want you to be honest.

[02:24:31] Mold.

[02:24:32] You might get a disease inside your ass, bro.

[02:24:34] First hitting on that.

[02:24:35] I'm not even telling you.

[02:24:36] feeling like a little weird the last few days ever since I got back also musty

[02:24:41] all bullshit aside I've gooned in this chair multiple times

[02:24:50] I'm kidding okay okay I would never even musty I don't goon like business and

[02:25:00] pleasure is different bro. I normally goon in my bed, shower, or sop.

[02:25:10] That is insane man. Wow. So bro you got some challenges for me today papa? Yeah I

[02:25:16] got a few challenges. You like little little things we're doing. So first I

[02:25:21] have 10 rocket eclipse and me and you together are gonna try to guess their

[02:25:26] exactly right. So should I get to my PC set it up like should I go on discord? Yes, so I will share

[02:25:34] my screen on discord. Bro guessing ranks is easy brother easy easy. I like musty I did guessing

[02:25:42] ranks on my channel on rocketing like two three weeks ago when I didn't know much about the game

[02:25:46] and I got like all of them wrong. But now I've been playing I've been watching more games playing

[02:25:52] more games. I think I could give you some good guesses. That

[02:25:56] ass. Okay. Um, so I'm sharing my screen is let me know when

[02:26:02] you're good to go or high fives. Oh my god, I'm just farting.

[02:26:05] I think Jesus two times in a one minute. Yeah, it's just coffee

[02:26:10] bro. On the right side, I don't have diarrhea anymore. I didn't

[02:26:13] have diarrhea and I was four minutes late to my stream. All

[02:26:15] right, musty happens. I'm in your screen share. So we're just

[02:26:19] going to try to guess ranks of random people?

[02:26:22] Correct. Yeah, we got we got 10 clips here. Um, and as soon as I

[02:26:28] click this little icon, we'll be able to guess together.

[02:26:32] Oh, so as soon as you click the icon, we'll be able to see the

[02:26:35] rank.

[02:26:37] Yes. So we just want to watch the clip first and then guess what

[02:26:40] rank. And then this time so if we get above 50%, I'm happy. You

[02:26:44] know, there's 10 clips. If we get at least five, right? I'm

[02:26:46] good. Wait, musty, could you change your FPS to 15, I think? Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Appreciate it. Have us

[02:26:57] appreciate it, baby. You're trying to get Captain Morgan tonight, chat. Look at me.

[02:27:03] An 80. I'm right. 60. Okay, there you go. I'm the captain as an editor. Musty, I'm going to be doing

[02:27:11] one loss equals one shot with Lacey later on rocket. How do you think that's going to go?

[02:27:15] Um, how many games are you playing?

[02:27:20] Uh, however many until I start seeing triple.

[02:27:22] Wait, Musty, I hear like weird opera noises now.

[02:27:26] Oh, sorry about that. I'm listening to my weird opera noises beats.

[02:27:31] Is everything good now?

[02:27:32] Well, that's what you listen to when you play Rocker League?

[02:27:34] Yeah, it helps me lock in a little bit.

[02:27:36] Maybe that's the tech you need. Yeah, you gotta stay calm in the games, you know?

[02:27:40] Okay. Hi guys, is it good now?

[02:27:42] All right, musty, I think we're good, bro. Let me check.

[02:27:47] Havoc is it good?

[02:27:55] It should be good. It should be good. It looks good on your

[02:27:56] train.

[02:27:57] Okay, let's go.

[02:27:58] Okay, cool. Here's the first one.

[02:28:03] All right.

[02:28:08] Okay.

[02:28:09] Okay, well, we're gonna swap replay

[02:28:13] Yeah, okay

[02:28:15] 172, okay, what do we think in James? There's that a sink wait. That's the whole fucking clip. That's the whole clip

[02:28:22] There's all right. Let's say this. There's not a single bronze silver gold or plaid who can do that

[02:28:28] I mean the thing is

[02:28:30] What if you were just attempting this for literally like

[02:28:34] six six six

[02:28:36] the first see that first attempt do you see that first attempt the one that he

[02:28:41] doesn't want you to see and then this is the second one to take that into

[02:28:45] account you know what I mean like it might not be something insane bro there's

[02:28:51] not a single high-rank who would clip this not a single one so I so we're

[02:28:56] thinking I'm thinking like mid-mid high-rank I'm thinking like diamond champ

[02:28:59] what do you want to go with absolute fucking literally not brother well see

[02:29:04] I'm gonna be honest clipping this is what I called or a debt if you're really good at the game you do this shit in games

[02:29:11] Chat, let me cook you look you don't sit in free play for ten hours go for a cucksack brother. This guy's probably

[02:29:19] Low diamond like diamond one diamond two no way. Okay, this guy's champ. I'll suck a cop

[02:29:26] Okay, I'll agree with you on diamond. Are you ready the final gas of diamond? I say diamond. Yeah, okay

[02:29:32] I'm not sure if it's like the diamond one, two, or three,

[02:29:36] but if it is, what do you want to lock in?

[02:29:37] Like diamond one, two, or three?

[02:29:40] Let me say diamond two.

[02:29:43] Okay, it might just say diamond.

[02:29:45] Let's see, three, two, one.

[02:29:47] Gold three?

[02:29:52] I was...

[02:29:52] Wait.

[02:29:56] I was out in gold three.

[02:29:58] What?

[02:29:59] Okay, you know what I was right, bro, I'm telling you clipping this is or event. You're

[02:30:07] right. You're definitely just looked up coxer pinch on tip top. Okay, and then try to get

[02:30:13] out. That's a ground pinch. That's a ground pinch. But yeah, that I do think that's what

[02:30:17] he did. That is brown. Yeah, that's what he did. Because bro, must think about it. There's

[02:30:23] not a single diamond player who would fucking bro clipping this is embarrassing, bro. I'm

[02:30:28] I'm gonna keep it at the bottom. He's

[02:30:32] Excellent, let's go ready

[02:30:37] Okay

[02:30:38] He's in training. He's not in the game. Was was that his weak ass attempt at a speed flip? Oh shit

[02:30:47] Okay, I mean he's he kind of started an air dribble that's it though he didn't even score and he quickly he clipped

[02:30:52] Oh, he clipped this fucking shit.

[02:30:56] He clipped this and submitted it to Discord.

[02:31:00] That is insane.

[02:31:01] He arrows and he actually gets a kind of a good setup

[02:31:05] that just dribbles it to the side.

[02:31:09] I'm thinking like, can't you hear?

[02:31:12] What are you, gold or flat right now?

[02:31:13] This is probably like gold.

[02:31:16] In threes, I'm flat too.

[02:31:18] In twos, I'm flat one.

[02:31:20] In ones, I'm gold three.

[02:31:22] Okay, um, what do we what are we thinking here? What do we think?

[02:31:27] If you're clipping this, I mean you should be burning your Xbox to the floor musty. What is this?

[02:31:33] But if you're clipping this you should burn your Xbox

[02:31:37] I'm gonna say silver because bronze isn't even possible. Okay, silver was locked in silver, too. Okay. We got one

[02:31:45] We got one. We're at 50% ratio. There's no next that was over. So this is hoops. Have you played any hoops yet?

[02:31:51] Yes. Okay. Okay. This guy's car control is already way better than mine. Okay.

[02:31:57] Oh my God. Geez. That is, that is insane. That actually aroused me. That sexually turned me on.

[02:32:05] Agreed. Watch this again. Tell me you're not at least half child. Oh my God.

[02:32:11] And he's in an all black fennec. I mean, it's just a little thing. He's all blacked out fennec

[02:32:16] and he's doing that. Now this guy is the best player in the video by far. So he's not gold,

[02:32:23] or he's not silver. He's not even flat. Bro, I'm gonna say champ or grand champ. I'm not even

[02:32:28] gonna hold you. I'm gonna say grand champ. I'm guessing grand champ. If you okay. I'm gonna

[02:32:34] get grand champ. His car control is insane. He's gotta be grand champ. Yeah, I think champs can do

[02:32:39] that. Let's see. Champ two. Okay. That's a really good shot for a champ two. That's a really good

[02:32:45] Who the fuck's this guy playing with a toaster and a banana peel?

[02:32:51] Okay, so we got one and we didn't get to so okay, let's go nice

[02:32:58] Okay fire music

[02:33:04] Goose

[02:33:07] Three it doesn't look like this much defense being played okay, okay, stop

[02:33:10] Wow.

[02:33:11] Whoa.

[02:33:12] Erdribble, one, two, three touches.

[02:33:15] Annie's on TikTok.

[02:33:16] Annie's on TikTok.

[02:33:17] He has RL in his gamertag, too.

[02:33:20] You got a name to that, Musty.

[02:33:22] Musty, he literally has RL in his gamertag,

[02:33:25] which means this guy dedicated his entire human existence to Rocket League.

[02:33:30] I agree.

[02:33:32] I'm thinking somewhere.

[02:33:34] I'm thinking somewhere Diamond is.

[02:33:35] What is that kickoff, Musty?

[02:33:37] That's Analyze.

[02:33:38] That does not look like a speed flip

[02:33:41] Hold on make it back. That's like a slow flip. What is this?

[02:33:44] hit that

[02:33:45] He kind of did a speed flip without boosting like he tried he tried to do speed. He's doing diagonal flips

[02:33:50] So what right to just speed flipping start happening musty?

[02:33:54] Well fat is gonna have a very mixed opinion on that

[02:33:57] There's some plastic and do it

[02:33:59] But like I would honestly say around champ to be honest and chat's probably gonna say no

[02:34:03] I'm diamond I can speed flip but no you're probably not doing right probably champ

[02:34:06] So you mean consistent like fastest possible speed flip in the game is champ. That's what happens

[02:34:12] Some champs. Yes some champs. No, so we can already eliminate champ. We can already eliminate champ because his speed flips sucked

[02:34:19] Yeah, but then again, it's like this kind of was it's good. That's good

[02:34:25] But it like I feel like you got a little lucky with that first touch

[02:34:27] I think this is like I feel like this is either high flat or low diamond personally

[02:34:31] Well, it's definitely not flat because if somebody did that in my plot lobbies, I was just closed out of the game.

[02:34:36] So let's say Diamond.

[02:34:37] Okay.

[02:34:38] If that's flat, I'm quitting this game because I can't do any of that.

[02:34:43] Diamond won!

[02:34:44] I'm so lost.

[02:34:45] Musty, I'm so lost!

[02:34:47] Let's go!

[02:34:48] Okay.

[02:34:49] What am I, 3 or 3 for 4?

[02:34:51] Okay, here's the next one.

[02:34:53] Wait, what is this?

[02:34:54] This, I gotta launch another application.

[02:34:58] Okay, here we go.

[02:34:59] Can you see it?

[02:35:00] Can you see it?

[02:35:02] Yes.

[02:35:03] Okay.

[02:35:05] Whoa, what type of ball is that?

[02:35:06] What the fuck?

[02:35:07] Okay, he has a custom ball.

[02:35:09] You need mods for that.

[02:35:11] Okay.

[02:35:12] 810 KPH.

[02:35:14] Wait, what does that even mean?

[02:35:17] I have 138.

[02:35:20] That's like faster than world record.

[02:35:22] I don't know how he did that.

[02:35:24] Andy has Alpha Boots and a nice cart.

[02:35:26] Andy waved after the beginning.

[02:35:27] This guy has to be a supersonic legend.

[02:35:29] Like, I feel like you gotta trust me on that.

[02:35:32] Wait, what is, what is KPH?

[02:35:36] What is that?

[02:35:37] It's like how fast you hit it in.

[02:35:38] Like, if you hit an open net and it's like 40 KPH.

[02:35:41] If you hit a fast shot, it's like a hundred.

[02:35:43] This guy got 538, nine, or 38.

[02:35:47] But what's the world record?

[02:35:49] I've never met anyone that can do this.

[02:35:51] This might be the world record clip right here.

[02:35:53] I'm not even joking.

[02:35:55] Okay. Or some mod.

[02:35:57] Wait, now what is the wave dash?

[02:35:59] What do you mean by that?

[02:36:00] Look at the very beginning.

[02:36:02] Or you can't really see it.

[02:36:04] Oh yeah.

[02:36:05] He slips into the ground and cancels it.

[02:36:08] It's like, people start learning that.

[02:36:10] Yeah.

[02:36:11] Yeah, yeah, maybe a diamond-ish, but.

[02:36:13] I don't know.

[02:36:14] Super Sonic Legend, what are we thinking?

[02:36:16] Yes or no to Super Sonic Legend?

[02:36:17] Yeah, SSL, SSL.

[02:36:19] Okay.

[02:36:20] Or is he like a really good ground-man?

[02:36:23] The thing, like before we guess this,

[02:36:26] the thing about three play that's annoying

[02:36:28] is like anyone can look insane in free play.

[02:36:31] It's like, if this guy did this in a game,

[02:36:33] I would be foaming at the mouth.

[02:36:35] But like, bro, free play,

[02:36:36] like who knows how many attempts that took it?

[02:36:38] Do you know what I mean?

[02:36:39] Yeah, yeah.

[02:36:41] Maybe Grand Champ?

[02:36:42] Yeah, I mean, because how many SSLs are there?

[02:36:45] Like 2,000?

[02:36:47] I don't know.

[02:36:48] I don't know.

[02:36:48] There's so many boosted accounts now.

[02:36:50] I have no idea in bots and stuff,

[02:36:51] but I don't know.

[02:36:53] Maybe Grand, I feel like this could actually be

[02:36:55] a Grand Champ freestyler.

[02:36:56] And maybe not an actual SuperSong.

[02:36:58] You want to go?

[02:36:58] Yeah, let's go, catch him.

[02:37:00] Easy.

[02:37:01] Easy.

[02:37:02] Yeah, he actually wasn't even close to SSL.

[02:37:04] He wasn't even close.

[02:37:05] Robust, I'm pretty locked.

[02:37:07] I'm not going to lie.

[02:37:07] You're locked.

[02:37:08] And so I think that's, is it 3 out of 5?

[02:37:11] I think we're 4 for 5.

[02:37:13] I think we've only messed up one time.

[02:37:14] I'm not even kidding.

[02:37:15] OK, OK, cool.

[02:37:16] Go next.

[02:37:17] I'm doing good.

[02:37:18] Give me more.

[02:37:19] I have more, I think.

[02:37:20] OK, next up.

[02:37:21] This is from my discord.

[02:37:24] Nice.

[02:37:25] Pretty nice car.

[02:37:26] He's in a game.

[02:37:27] He's in a game.

[02:37:29] Airdrable.

[02:37:31] Hmm.

[02:37:32] The end was not SSL.

[02:37:34] The start SSL.

[02:37:36] Start SSL.

[02:37:37] Boom.

[02:37:38] Because like if I was here, he would like flip, reset, flick it into the left post or something.

[02:37:43] Yeah, this.

[02:37:44] Oh, dude, look at the opponent's car.

[02:37:46] That car is horrible.

[02:37:48] Now you got to look at the little thing.

[02:37:49] What kind of terrible that car looks?

[02:37:51] Yeah, you think you think a cop lobby would never have that?

[02:37:55] A cop lobby?

[02:37:56] comp lobby, like competitive lobby.

[02:37:58] Uh, not not a high level comp lobby, no way.

[02:38:02] His car is sexy.

[02:38:03] I'm thinking like, I feel like I have this one dead on.

[02:38:06] He's too good to be diamond.

[02:38:08] It's too bad to be grand champ.

[02:38:10] I'm saying champ, I think.

[02:38:12] Hold on, hold on.

[02:38:13] Like, I kind of agree with you on the mechanics.

[02:38:16] But look at the defense.

[02:38:18] Like, what are they?

[02:38:21] What is that attempt?

[02:38:22] Oh my God, you're right.

[02:38:23] Honestly, I had to have the plan.

[02:38:25] Do we go flat wait, but how do you do this if he's flat musty? Did you just get lucky you think?

[02:38:32] Can I don't know? I feel like some plaques can can do this bro like

[02:38:37] Musty I'm telling you no

[02:38:39] As a person who plays in flat the only class that do that are smurfs

[02:38:44] There's not a single plan who could do that so so so if I hover over here we meet

[02:38:51] It says flat

[02:38:53] What's gonna happen here? I think it's a plant. I I know it's a diamond. I know it's a diamond

[02:38:58] Okay, well, we're gonna go with diamond. I even though I think flat you ready? Yeah

[02:39:10] Say you swear to God what?

[02:39:15] Wait, wait, wait that that can't be real now it all makes sense though because like

[02:39:20] Like the defense was so egregiously bad like because I would be said I have better defense

[02:39:26] in plaque.

[02:39:27] But then again, how was he silver?

[02:39:30] I don't I maybe he got really lucky.

[02:39:32] I don't know.

[02:39:33] Maybe he's like only yeah, it's definitely just a smurf.

[02:39:36] I like I'm sorry.

[02:39:37] Like the guys who was playing were definitely silvers.

[02:39:40] But dude in silver people are bro people are just spamming front flips around.

[02:39:44] No one's even aerating in silver on God.

[02:39:47] Through it's got a nice word um here. Here's a

[02:39:53] Someone recording from recording their computer

[02:39:59] Lipry set oh lipry set these are these are very complex mechanics

[02:40:06] This has to be a grand champ. I feel like oh, and that's in a game

[02:40:09] This is not a game which if it's in a game it immediately adds a whole rank boost. I

[02:40:14] I don't think it's I don't think it's SSL because the opponents aren't really challenging very well

[02:40:19] But you can't really get that good without being grand champ at least I feel like it's grand champ

[02:40:26] Do you think champs are capable of doing this musty in your unbiased opinion like do you think in my unbiased opinion?

[02:40:31] I I don't see how champs could possibly do that. I I don't I don't I'm gonna trust you and say grand champ like I'm good at the

[02:40:37] Lower ranks. I'm not good at that. I'm gonna say grand champ then

[02:40:41] okay

[02:40:43] Grand Chef, nice, very good, very good, very good, very good, very good, very good, chat, keep track of our win-loss ratio, I already have some.

[02:40:50] I know we've gotten too wrong, that's all I know.

[02:40:52] Okay, okay.

[02:40:54] Holdy, I just peaked so hard. Bro, it's fucking free play. Dominus? Yo, pause it! Pause it!

[02:41:02] Must be, he has a hat. If you have a hat, you're immediately terrible.

[02:41:05] Okay, listen listen listen. This is this is the one hat they call toppers

[02:41:09] This is the one topper you can have that's actually

[02:41:12] Some good players have it. It's the halo. It's like actually aura. We have this one

[02:41:17] Just a chat you can agree with me on this or not

[02:41:20] This is the one topper you can have and you actually have aura every other topper you lose aura

[02:41:26] Okay, they're saying between the same between okay, good. Good. Let's see who does

[02:41:32] You just like spamming free play

[02:41:35] probably a pinch.

[02:41:39] It gets to the clip already.

[02:41:40] Okay, Jesus Christ.

[02:41:42] I think he's going for a ground pinch psycho here, my guess.

[02:41:46] Ground pinch, and he's going to hit it into his own net.

[02:41:49] That's extremely good.

[02:41:52] But he's probably just spamming this for hours, you know.

[02:41:57] I just came in my pants.

[02:41:59] I've never even seen what?

[02:42:02] I actually just came in my pants.

[02:42:04] Yeah, that's that's very advanced. That's very advanced. But dude, this is the craziest. Oh my god. You said to this car like that

[02:42:11] Yeah, that's the psycho. That's the hardest mechanic in the game. I'm sure switchies like told you yes

[02:42:16] Why is the psychos specifically the hardest mechanic because you got to get a perfect first touch or a pinch

[02:42:23] And this is called like a skim touch. He didn't get a perfect one

[02:42:26] But if you need it if you want to hit it that hard you have to get like 99%

[02:42:29] percent, like you have to basically miss the ball.

[02:42:33] You know, like the very, very one percent of your car.

[02:42:36] Yeah.

[02:42:36] It's like the very tip of the page.

[02:42:38] Hit the ball.

[02:42:39] It slows down and dies.

[02:42:40] Yeah.

[02:42:40] If you hit the ball, like, let's say it's it like with the wheel, it

[02:42:44] would just like go up.

[02:42:45] You have to get the perfect touch.

[02:42:47] I'm not going to lie.

[02:42:47] This is, this is ridiculously impressive.

[02:42:50] Like this is incredible.

[02:42:52] I mean, there's, I'm not, I wouldn't even dare to stay champ.

[02:42:55] I think it's a grand champ again.

[02:42:57] Like there's a whole free styling community that they just spam this and they're all like grand champs. I feel like

[02:43:02] Yeah, I'm gonna say Grand champ. Okay. It's like a SSL would just do it in a game. You know what I mean?

[02:43:08] I think that's yeah, yeah, yeah

[02:43:11] Champ two is insane

[02:43:13] Wow to be he did say he peaked so that's probably like his best clip ever

[02:43:19] We should have had a consideration. He said holy. I just peaked so hard

[02:43:23] But that is true. That is true. Oh, we could have got okay. We've gotten three wrong now

[02:43:27] Okay, two more, two more, two more.

[02:43:29] We're just trying to get over 50%,

[02:43:31] so I think we might already be there, Lucky.

[02:43:33] Okay, he says, I'm a bull.

[02:43:35] He's losing zero to 10?

[02:43:39] Where's the clip?

[02:43:40] He's losing 10 to zero.

[02:43:42] Wait, where's the clip?

[02:43:43] How's he losing 10 to zero?

[02:43:46] Okay, I guess the clip didn't work.

[02:43:48] Do you want to blind a guess based on the clip?

[02:43:52] Based on, based on the score.

[02:43:56] Okay, his opponent has a topper or no, his opponent has a flag flag. Yes, we'll fly.

[02:44:05] Maybe is that Denmark? Yeah, that's Denmark.

[02:44:08] Okay. Does Denmark have good Rocket League players?

[02:44:11] I don't know. This is hard to listen.

[02:44:13] Like just because he has a Denmark flag doesn't mean he's from Denmark.

[02:44:16] Maybe he just really likes Denmark.

[02:44:18] Bro, squishy.

[02:44:20] If somebody has a Denmark flag, they're probably from Denmark.

[02:44:23] you just call me squishy bro

[02:44:34] it's okay man you know

[02:44:35] a lot of people get me confused with squishy because we have very similar

[02:44:38] rocket-like skill man

[02:44:42] it's okay it's okay bro it's okay

[02:44:44] if we're blind guessing just say gold fuck it say gold

[02:44:48] just say gold

[02:44:49] oh that was an SSL

[02:44:50] okay we're not counting that one we're not counting that one

[02:44:52] I don't find a force

[02:44:58] bro free play you just lose so much or

[02:45:01] I really like his panic though I I love his panic

[02:45:05] but all

[02:45:08] okay we didn't need to go that is a wacky mechanic

[02:45:11] I saw like remember I was telling you I discovered the musty flick but that was

[02:45:14] like a penis flick look he like flicked his penis

[02:45:18] Yeah, more like with the wheels, I guess.

[02:45:20] No, no, that was like a cockflip.

[02:45:24] Um, bro, I don't know.

[02:45:36] That's like hard.

[02:45:37] Maybe like flat, bro.

[02:45:38] Like I'm not my intuition is telling me flat and I've got intuition.

[02:45:45] I want to trust you.

[02:45:46] I'm going to trust you, Ralph.

[02:45:48] Okay.

[02:45:49] Let's go.

[02:45:50] Let's go.

[02:45:51] We did good.

[02:45:52] Bro, okay.

[02:45:53] We didn't do that.

[02:45:54] It's a self clip because that one was broken.

[02:45:56] Seven for nine.

[02:45:57] I think we got seven for nine.

[02:45:59] That's really good.

[02:46:00] That's really good.

[02:46:01] That is insane.

[02:46:02] That is incredible.

[02:46:03] Okay.

[02:46:04] Now you want to jump on RL, right?

[02:46:06] Yeah.

[02:46:07] So now I have some golds lying around.

[02:46:10] I have some golds lying around.

[02:46:12] Yeah, so now I have some golds lined up for you.

[02:46:16] Here's what I want to do, I'm going to listen to my-

[02:46:20] Wait, how about I just say we went five for nine, never mind.

[02:46:24] Actually?

[02:46:26] Yeah, he kept five.

[02:46:28] Okay, well, that's over 50%.

[02:46:31] That's over 50%.

[02:46:33] Yes, bro.

[02:46:34] And that's what we were going for.

[02:46:35] So that must be today, are we just going to be basically proving out as a replat?

[02:46:38] Because my chance has a replat.

[02:46:39] Yes.

[02:46:40] So yeah, we're going to be proving in the third flat.

[02:46:43] We're going to do a few things.

[02:46:44] First, I'm going to set you up.

[02:46:46] I have a gold one, a gold two, a gold three,

[02:46:48] and a flat one all waiting to play against you.

[02:46:52] OK.

[02:46:52] So go ahead and join my party.

[02:46:54] Then after that, I have 16 flats do a flat only tournament

[02:47:01] to see how far you get.

[02:47:03] And that's all I'm doing today.

[02:47:04] OK, here's my question, Musty.

[02:47:06] Yes.

[02:47:07] The plat one, you said.

[02:47:09] Is he plat one in ones or plat one in twos?

[02:47:14] Hey, let me check.

[02:47:15] I believe he's plat one in twos.

[02:47:19] Okay.

[02:47:20] Musty, I'm gonna be honest.

[02:47:21] I'm gonna impress you today.

[02:47:23] Bro, I'm not gonna lose to a singular fucking goal.

[02:47:26] Musty, do you wanna join me or do you have high fives out of it?

[02:47:29] Oh, there you are.

[02:47:30] I think I have you.

[02:47:32] I requested to join you, I requested to join.

[02:47:34] Perfect.

[02:47:35] Just make me leader. Go to the bottom. I think I'm leader. Okay, I'm gonna make a

[02:47:44] private match and I'll give him the info. I am very ready to be impressed.

[02:47:52] I actually believe in you. I believe you are good enough to be applied. Like a

[02:47:56] hundred percent. Thank you. So if I go undefeated and win the Platinum tournament,

[02:48:01] What would you give me?

[02:48:03] If you go undefeated and win the Platinum Tournament,

[02:48:06] I would give you my Alpha Boost.

[02:48:08] That's the rarest boost in the game.

[02:48:09] But, unfortunately, they removed trading.

[02:48:12] So, I can't give it to you.

[02:48:14] What do you want?

[02:48:15] What do you want, bro?

[02:48:17] Can you give me a code to the rarest boost in the game?

[02:48:21] Alpha Boost.

[02:48:24] I don't know if I got the connects for that.

[02:48:27] Wait, what's the name of the boost? Alpha Boost?

[02:48:29] Look at the camera and ask Epic Games nicely.

[02:48:33] The Clippers will clip it.

[02:48:34] Ask for Alpha Boost.

[02:48:35] They might just give you a code.

[02:48:36] Okay, give me an exact script of what to say.

[02:48:39] Say Daddy Epic Games, please, you know, I revive the game, everything like that, and

[02:48:46] then just ask for Alpha Boost, ask for the Alpha Boost code, just ask really nicely.

[02:48:51] But don't use any swear words, they don't like that.

[02:48:56] games please give me a code to the alpha boost in rocket league I will suck your penis okay

[02:49:06] jinx yes I don't think they're gonna I don't think they're gonna say yes to that but well maybe they

[02:49:12] don't curse bro grow up everybody curses they gotta grow up everybody curses bros everybody

[02:49:19] curses okay musty I have a question would it be trolling to run the triton deluxe body for my car

[02:49:26] Yes, why? Why is this so bad? Can you explain it, please?

[02:49:31] It's the only good cars in the game are the octane

[02:49:34] Venek and maybe the diamond

[02:49:37] Why are they so good and why is every other car so shit?

[02:49:42] Hold on, I'm making this bad. Um, I you could try using it if you want like maybe it's it's underrated or something

[02:49:48] What about force gt3is? I got wing out. What about you? You should use it that that's a good car. That's a good car

[02:49:56] Okay, I'm making the match um

[02:49:59] Let me DM this old all right. All right

[02:50:03] Don't don't join a team yet. Don't join a team. Okay, so

[02:50:09] Let me know what this guy said here chat. I'll see you. I'm ready, bro

[02:50:13] Captain Morgan going now look at it. I'm the captain

[02:50:17] I'm the captain

[02:50:19] Chat when I get the captain Morgan, I'm the captain now. I'm the captain

[02:50:23] Okay, I'm just going to message the gold one.

[02:50:27] Okay Jack, you ought to write a bad idea.

[02:50:31] Hi guys, it's not GG. Look, Mustang's putting me on a challenge and I want to prove that I'm platinum skill, so let me not get hammered.

[02:50:37] After I prove I'm platinum skill, then I'll get hammered.

[02:50:42] Must be.

[02:50:43] Yes.

[02:50:44] What would it take for me to do today for you to literally look me in the face and say, JXC, you deserve platinum.

[02:50:51] If you win the Plat only tournament, I will do exactly that.

[02:50:56] I'll come to your house again and I'll look at you in the face from an appropriate distance, and I will tell you that you deserve Plat.

[02:51:04] Bro, legitimately?

[02:51:05] Yes.

[02:51:06] Okay.

[02:51:07] I'm going to hold you to that.

[02:51:09] Wait, how hard is it to win a Plat on Tournament Chat?

[02:51:12] Like, Chad, what am I off? What am I off?

[02:51:16] Okay, let me know if someone joined.

[02:51:19] Okay, no one is joined yet

[02:51:23] My entire chat is saying like zero literally zero musty I need you to absolutely guarantee me

[02:51:29] There's not a singular Smurf in this turning dude a

[02:51:33] Triple check everything

[02:51:35] There there's no Smurfs that I know of but these are just three random people I found for my discord

[02:51:41] Okay, okay, the gold one join the gold one join. All right, so this is me against the gold one

[02:51:46] Yeah, I'll kind of just give a little layout of what we're doing here things that you think you're good enough to be a plat

[02:51:53] So today I'm putting you the test. This is a gold one if you beat the gold one

[02:51:57] We're gonna move on to the gold to and the gold three and then finally you're gonna play an actual plat

[02:52:02] See how good you actually are brother. This is gonna be like work. Yeah, oh join a team the gold one is here. All right. Oh

[02:52:10] Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, there is there is something

[02:52:14] There is something I have planned.

[02:52:17] There is something I have planned.

[02:52:19] I have a professional commentator who can help you if you want to.

[02:52:24] A professional commentator to help you with your match.

[02:52:26] Are you just going to commentate my games?

[02:52:28] Yes.

[02:52:30] Are you serious?

[02:52:31] I'll make a group.

[02:52:32] Go to Discord, I'm going to make a group.

[02:52:34] Are you dead ass?

[02:52:35] I am dead ass.

[02:52:36] I almost actually forgot.

[02:52:38] Oh my, I'm going to have my own commentator?

[02:52:42] Yes you are.

[02:52:43] Okay, I'm going to call you on a different call.

[02:52:46] Oh, shit.

[02:52:48] That cold.

[02:52:50] Yo, yo, yo, yo.

[02:52:52] So this is the call with the professional commentator.

[02:52:55] Yes, this is the good friend of mine.

[02:52:57] This is ground zero.

[02:52:59] Okay, what do you mean professional commentator?

[02:53:01] Like, what if you have you actually commentated commentator?

[02:53:04] Give a little, give a little background here.

[02:53:06] I'm a Rocket League content creator, but I started off commentating doing like small-time tournaments like three years ago

[02:53:13] My first ever all-estates experience was an 8-pack when I cast it for like my own org, right?

[02:53:18] And then ever since then I've been here doing minor streams and stuff like that with professionals

[02:53:23] I've been on stage before as well for like a different event abroad got flowing out to cast

[02:53:28] But yeah, I've been doing commentating for like three years

[02:53:30] So do you think like if you're commentating my games? I'll be fully unlocked and in flow state

[02:53:37] Buddy, I'ma make you the hero of this story right now. I'ma make you sound like an RCS pro with the women to comment

[02:53:44] Oh my god. Oh my god. Um, grab your I messaged you the name and password of the okay. Yeah, once you join

[02:53:51] Okay, I'm gonna make a new match. I'm gonna make a new match. It's a lot of coordinating

[02:53:55] I got you. Oh my god. Yeah. So this is about a certain black ground zero. Like we're starting off at one go to go three

[02:54:05] plot one and I'm gonna play a flat tournament dude. Yep. That's the case. Musty, do you want me to stream it with like my own

[02:54:13] production work or is that it is I'm just gonna be streaming over here. You're just gonna be streaming over here. You're

[02:54:17] just gonna that's fine. That's fine. Watch this game and I'll let you cook.

[02:54:21] I'm going to apply it to here.

[02:54:24] Let me know if that works for you,準zer.

[02:54:27] Yeah, I'm about to join right now.

[02:54:29] OK.

[02:54:30] I think we have the gold one.

[02:54:32] God, thanks for that, May.

[02:54:33] All we need is you here.

[02:54:34] All right.

[02:54:35] I'm hopping in, hopping in.

[02:54:37] I'm going to absolutely shit on this gold one, dude.

[02:54:42] Bro, is he gold one in one?

[02:54:44] Because, brother, I'm gold three in one.

[02:54:46] So like, I'm a big dog in one.

[02:54:48] I believe he's gold one in one.

[02:54:49] So you statistically, you should be him.

[02:54:52] This should be chill for you then, Jinxie.

[02:54:53] Brother, gold one is light work.

[02:54:55] Dude, like, I'm deserving platinum, y'all.

[02:55:02] Let's go, let's go.

[02:55:03] Jinxie, you going on a team?

[02:55:04] Let's spectate.

[02:55:05] Yeah, I'm here.

[02:55:05] I'm here.

[02:55:06] I'll let you go off.

[02:55:07] We can even co-cast if you want, even though I'm not

[02:55:09] really a cast.

[02:55:11] I'd be down for a co-cast.

[02:55:12] I think it's better to bounce off of each other, honestly.

[02:55:14] Make it sound even better.

[02:55:15] And it sounds like a professional.

[02:55:17] So I'm going to get him off of here and shit on him.

[02:55:19] Yes, sir.

[02:55:20] Yes, sir.

[02:55:21] Yes, sir.

[02:55:22] All right, join.

[02:55:23] Shall I join?

[02:55:24] Going up.

[02:55:25] Yep.

[02:55:26] Just, oh, we're ready.

[02:55:27] Here we go.

[02:55:28] It is a beautiful evening in a beautiful map with some equally beautiful people.

[02:55:34] We got Evo Jekko.

[02:55:35] He's going to take it on his compadre, the compatriot, and the enemy of all golds.

[02:55:40] By the way, 2020, 23 gamer of the year, just for my accolades.

[02:55:44] Oh, sorry.

[02:55:45] So apologies, 2023 Gamer of the Year here.

[02:55:49] Jynxsy himself to pitch!

[02:55:51] He's already gone!

[02:55:52] Oh my god!

[02:55:53] It's gone!

[02:55:55] This world one quivers in fear because of Jynxsy!

[02:56:00] You're fine, bro. You're fine.

[02:56:02] You're fine. You're fine.

[02:56:03] You're fine. You're fine.

[02:56:05] Let's go Jynx. Let's go.

[02:56:07] First, first goal here.

[02:56:08] So, nothing too out of the ordinary here for Jynxsy there, I have to say musty.

[02:56:13] But we got a long game ahead of us in an even longer series

[02:56:16] because Stamina's a bigger thing.

[02:56:17] I'm kind of scared about for Jinxy.

[02:56:20] And as the save comes coming from the list,

[02:56:22] it's going to be taking the middle loose in the meantime.

[02:56:24] Yeah, we got Jinxy in the Porsche on 11 GT RS,

[02:56:26] putting it on that community stage.

[02:56:29] He did the Christy thing.

[02:56:30] He had it in his safe.

[02:56:31] He had it in his safe.

[02:56:32] Oh, we saved Jinxy.

[02:56:34] Oh, he saved this one.

[02:56:36] Could not save this one.

[02:56:37] There Jinxy once more.

[02:56:39] Had to buy this time.

[02:56:40] He's a hunter.

[02:56:41] Hunter instincts. He's getting the gold. He's gonna make sure to apply the pressure aptly as he is to his nipples for some reason

[02:56:47] I don't know why but do know right now four minutes 36 seconds

[02:56:52] And Jinx continues going for the kickoff winning another kickoff. It's an open that other kick and Jinx

[02:57:02] Go one. Oh gold one is light gold one is light work dude. I'm beyond

[02:57:07] I'm leveled up. I'm ready to be plaaaaaaaaaad!

[02:57:12] Let's go Jinx!

[02:57:14] It's a long evening of Rocket League Jinxing trying to prove his point. The fact that he's

[02:57:19] been troying for Platinum today, you know, it's just a taste test. It's just a starter.

[02:57:24] It's the main course that comes on later with the Platinum at the end there waiting to be

[02:57:29] losing against Jinxing off the side wall. Jinxing is just buying his time. That is going to be

[02:57:33] a place you're going to get off the back of the back of Jinxing.

[02:57:36] I'm gonna kill him with a fake 100%

[02:57:38] 100%

[02:57:39] Oh shit, 100% a fake

[02:57:41] 100% a fake on me, on me

[02:57:43] That's gonna be an opportunity for a listen

[02:57:44] Maybe it might be, oh wait, fakes as well

[02:57:46] Fakes, where are we gonna get seems here tonight?

[02:57:48] Backwards save, Covenant

[02:57:50] There's that one through

[02:57:52] Gc now past midfield, he's got that through the quarter

[02:57:55] Elissa wants to keep that, Stalef 3-nilly

[02:57:57] Oh, Gc big risk over that

[02:57:59] Your boost, but it seems he'll pay it off

[02:58:01] Cause now he's got a mesh bigger

[02:58:02] The boost advantage over his opponent

[02:58:04] Watching up to see what this bulk of flow through past midfield here

[02:58:11] Just like his presence here

[02:58:14] Jinx eight playing this from the corner now again to commit the abuse is all around just open the star of illicit out

[02:58:19] And that's forcing him to go

[02:58:21] turn tail

[02:58:23] Turn around, you're looking still like a dead animal.

[02:58:26] I'm just gonna set up the opponent.

[02:58:28] No, no, no, this isn't Dixie, calm those shots.

[02:58:32] That's get away into the back of the head.

[02:58:33] That is it.

[02:58:34] Put Dixie forward and they'll, forward and they'll.

[02:58:36] Well played.

[02:58:37] Well played.

[02:58:38] Musty, musty, musty.

[02:58:39] This isn't even competition.

[02:58:41] Dixie.

[02:58:42] This is not even a competition.

[02:58:44] Dixie is looking like Zen playing a bronze here on Beckwith Park

[02:58:49] as the rain pours down on the wing of the GT3RS.

[02:58:53] Another one from the backboard.

[02:58:56] This might be 10 to 0.

[02:58:57] Another one from the backboard.

[02:58:59] Big, big claims from Jinxsy.

[02:59:01] And Alissa has blocked him at the time now

[02:59:03] to see if he can pull off a start challenge,

[02:59:06] taking this out midfield.

[02:59:07] Pulling off the front is a high.

[02:59:08] Earthlashaw goes wide though.

[02:59:10] Time for Jinxsy to rotate back, take that corner boost.

[02:59:12] He can press the advantage and press the attack.

[02:59:14] He's up there, Kusasins.

[02:59:15] Listen, has no control over the ball at all.

[02:59:17] That's an open net.

[02:59:18] Simple triple switching. Oh my god. Oh, it's supposed to pose for extra a little bit of just class that shot

[02:59:25] They're gonna think I'm level yeah rules 100% intense. This is ten to zero. Yeah, I'm gonna be honest. I'm on page

[02:59:31] 10 to zero

[02:59:34] No, what fucking god I did not I did not expect it

[02:59:42] When I came in and it I but musty this is far beyond your expectations for far beyond within

[02:59:48] Jinxy's expectations off the bar though is gonna be missing. Unfortunately ricochet's off that crossbar the woodwork coming in clutch for

[02:59:55] Illicit here and still struggling to get control of this ball. That's a thinking that will fall all the way down here

[03:00:00] Oh, no, he won't it's off the bar illicit

[03:00:04] I don't wait never mind apologies. You guys that first go here. JC. Where's the defense? I should have I should have aerialed man

[03:00:10] I'm sorry commentators. I should have aerialed

[03:00:13] You can call me ground zero it's okay there Jinxie, 5-1 you don't have to keep calling me commander I think that's gonna be more awkward

[03:00:21] I like any commentator's comments, whatever you want

[03:00:26] 5-1, 5-1, 1 goal though, that's not really it's all that for a drop of blood against Jinxie

[03:00:33] I wouldn't really claim that as a big deficit, still got to go cross over Mario this much of a gap between him and Jinxie right now

[03:00:40] now elicit still show up in a hundred boosts for

[03:00:42] what are you doing?

[03:00:44] wait for this time to shine

[03:00:46] come on, come on, come on

[03:00:48] and that's elicit

[03:00:50] woah

[03:00:52] god damn it

[03:00:54] i fucking suck

[03:00:58] never mind this is the open hit there elicit has chats

[03:01:01] can't make it back

[03:01:03] optimal with the two hundred and ten

[03:01:06] optimal can be over a table

[03:01:09] Oh

[03:01:14] That is tragic that is tragic

[03:01:20] It's it's no worries not time to panic just yet it is not time to panic just yet calm cool collected

[03:01:26] That is what Jinx he does here, and I'm sure he's gonna be able to come in

[03:01:30] Confidently with one minute 35 seconds remaining of this game. He's gone more than a little king stump off

[03:01:39] That's what we're rolling this up and listen. What are you doing?

[03:01:42] It's going on. Well, this is what I'm talking about.

[03:01:46] That Jinx, he has the best kickoff in the game.

[03:01:49] It even works against that. It works against musty.

[03:01:51] It works against squishy.

[03:01:52] Obviously, it's going to work against the gold one.

[03:01:55] The master of the kickoff here, Jinx, the master of the kickoff.

[03:01:58] Let's get ready. Thank you. Thank you.

[03:02:01] Six to two going straight down midfield here, and he gets that kickoff

[03:02:04] perfectly coming in from Junko himself.

[03:02:06] watch out for that demo if it's that perfect like a super aliens that is a

[03:02:11] quick little chip oh that is great play from jingsy

[03:02:15] this is your barcelona here make the most of it

[03:02:20] this is great barcelona is that the eight to two is that the barcelona

[03:02:23] yes barcelona yeah so i mean like guys what do you think do you think i can

[03:02:29] get the flat today i think uh i think it'll be closer than this

[03:02:35] but I think you do have a chance. I think it'll be closer.

[03:02:39] Well, time will tell. And we have a lot of time on for today's evening.

[03:02:47] Maybe missing that open letter. What a watch out. Is it?

[03:02:49] Nine minutes to stop? Oh, wow!

[03:02:50] Crispy! From Jinxi, eight to two.

[03:02:53] One minute remaining, surely, but I think this is definitely not what the goal expected

[03:02:58] when he went up in the air here. As in comparison, Jinxi just had to watch

[03:03:02] and by this time, patiently get another goal here.

[03:03:03] 8 to 2 and there's the Barcelona we see the sunny side of a great country here it is hot and right now

[03:03:10] Jingxi is playing ice cold

[03:03:13] Ground zero i think i feel like better with you

[03:03:17] I'm sorry that is all for my confidence

[03:03:19] Why i got him in here bro make your view every time you call out something i just have a bonus like this erection in my hand

[03:03:27] hey yo

[03:03:29] We how do you

[03:03:31] I'm 25 you're flying bro. Oh my god. Okay

[03:03:33] I'm not even from the time you played me your first rocket blast I'm not you I mean you clearly

[03:03:48] ranked up like two or three right you know I think I have an explanation maybe you guys

[03:03:54] gotta get credit to squishy and like Justin you know credit with credit is due as well

[03:03:59] and musty and musty but i had had you can't get this thing

[03:04:03] apologies and musty as well but this all went about it happened i think the

[03:04:06] commentary part is such an untapped part of rocket league that i'm surprised it

[03:04:10] hasn't been more mainstream thing but yeah oh my god oh my god jiksti with his

[03:04:17] knife goal here this man's nearly double digits he's got 18 seconds to make that

[03:04:20] a possibility but it seems very probable with the time he's been able to score i

[03:04:24] guess echo it who looks like ellison my apologies i've been seeing that name wrong

[03:04:27] the whole time. That's my bad, I'm dyslexic apparently, but that is 9 to 3, 18 seconds left.

[03:04:32] Two games here for Jixi, and now he's gonna go off the kickoff.

[03:04:36] No! Oh my god!

[03:04:37] I'm gonna do that!

[03:04:38] Victim! Oh no, Victim of his own kickoff here.

[03:04:41] Allison trying to get that last goal. It's angled off the backboard.

[03:04:44] Not Jixi!

[03:04:45] Hit the spot!

[03:04:45] I got shot!

[03:04:46] I got shot!

[03:04:47] I got shot!

[03:04:47] Jixi!

[03:04:48] Takes that down!

[03:04:49] Last hit! Oh my god, he scrapes off the corner, into the corner.

[03:04:52] Can Jixi keep it alive off that dribble from the backboard?

[03:04:54] Paddock is going on the chopstick.

[03:04:55] No, don't worry no double digits, but nine to three is still a sizable difference. Yeah, I mean gold one bro

[03:05:05] Like holy improvement, bro

[03:05:07] I remember three weeks ago when I was fighting this demons of silver like I thought I was never gonna go sober there

[03:05:15] Nine to three

[03:05:17] Nine to three man, you've made it. That's crazy. I'm getting a goal to you right now. Congratulations. Jinxie. You have ranked up to go to

[03:05:25] make a new match

[03:05:27] and uh...

[03:05:28] new tier

[03:05:29] okay i need to get a new tier

[03:05:30] a lot

[03:05:31] try hard car

[03:05:33] yes sir

[03:05:35] what about defucking

[03:05:38] bro the daubus

[03:05:39] my DMU ground zero

[03:05:41] yep don't worry i got it

[03:05:44] check the daubus is kinda good no

[03:05:47] uh... if you can control it sure it's just it's a double edged sword kinda car i'm

[03:05:51] not gonna lie because of the length

[03:05:52] you can get to the ball faster but because of the hitbox change from what

[03:05:55] You're used to it can get really really difficult sometimes to watch out

[03:05:58] I say you know Jamaican coke in a shout out to him. He's much better than I am but okay

[03:06:02] Get in here getting here quick. Yeah, I already started

[03:06:06] Get in and get it in. Sorry. All right gold to

[03:06:09] Gold to see okay. What's the reasoning is what barbie switch into the dominance here? Thanks. Well

[03:06:18] Bro that delayed bullshit. It's so lame

[03:06:20] You got to get back you got to get back

[03:06:25] Jinxie fun fact this is the guy I played against to warm up for our initial our

[03:06:33] initial match we did and I know I'm 0-0. Well all could save from Jinxie. 37 seconds

[03:06:41] around 30 per second in the first game second game versus the goal number two

[03:06:45] bigger shot on shore it's been a bit more even we saw last game had Jinxie

[03:06:49] score in the first goal. I looked at earlier, I'm not with the dominance. I feel he's kind of limited himself here.

[03:06:54] I'm not with the dominance. I'm not with the dominance. I feel he's kind of limited himself here.

[03:06:54] TTVX said slowly gets his first goal. Took him by a bit of time here, but

[03:07:00] Jyncey's defense. Nobody would be found in the meantime. Unfortunately that little ship was all that

[03:07:04] was needed to require to do the undoing of Jyncey in the first 30 seconds. But the night is very

[03:07:08] young in this map for game number two. I'm not going to lose football too. I will not let you guys down,

[03:07:13] right? You got it. I got it. Don't worry. I work confident just as much as you are. Take in the

[03:07:17] back, getting the ship, let's go, let's go, let's go, come on jigsie, that's slowly, just

[03:07:24] watching that one float right in the back of the net there, great little ship using

[03:07:29] the, as I said, the double-edgedness of that dominance for that first goal here, one-to-one

[03:07:33] game is tied as it started off, just a couple of seconds ago here, but we do see this guy,

[03:07:39] might be broken, assigning a miss, his pick-up does it, what is wrong with the goal to this

[03:07:45] This man should watch out because Jixi's master of the kickoff here, streamer of the year,

[03:07:50] gamer of the year 2023 right over here.

[03:07:52] Yeah, yeah, thank you, thank you.

[03:07:54] Thank you, thank you.

[03:07:55] Of course, man.

[03:07:56] Okay.

[03:07:57] You're the one, two to one.

[03:08:01] Now, time and place again off the kickoff, slowly trying to delay a thing.

[03:08:06] We could get out, do the Jixi himself, and that's a third goal.

[03:08:10] Oh my god, Jixi back to back to back.

[03:08:12] This man is on a roll here, you musty.

[03:08:14] Guys, give me up some, I love this, I fucking love this, dude.

[03:08:19] I'm gonna be the first to start fighting the first!

[03:08:22] You got it, you got it.

[03:08:24] The plan is nothing in comparison to you, Jinxie here,

[03:08:27] but you gotta watch out, there's still this challenge to cross,

[03:08:29] it's a big mountain, until that very Mount Everest challenge,

[03:08:32] ooh, and there's that first little hitch, two to three,

[03:08:35] four minutes, three seconds, and off the kickoff,

[03:08:37] you can master it, you gotta watch out for those corner angles,

[03:08:40] was the squeezer coming in in favor for excess sewing as you get that call.

[03:08:44] First of all, to the 30 fair enough share.

[03:08:46] First minute, I've seen a lot of action here.

[03:08:48] Musty, how well do you think the rest of the four minutes will go?

[03:08:51] Well, everything has looked really good so far on this rainy night on Beckwith Park.

[03:08:57] From Adam Beckwith, the guy who made the park, things are looking good.

[03:09:03] And Jigsay has the ball and he's hitting it.

[03:09:07] He's rolling it down.

[03:09:08] Send him.

[03:09:09] And it a-

[03:09:10] Oh, maybe. Ooh!

[03:09:12] Okay, I'll...

[03:09:13] I think, uh...

[03:09:14] I think we'll leave it to me, huh?

[03:09:16] Yeah, yeah.

[03:09:16] Team Matthew Brewster, he's got it through.

[03:09:18] Access to the under-triple.

[03:09:19] Immediate challenge coming from...

[03:09:20] Evil Junko.

[03:09:21] Saving that through.

[03:09:22] Bounce off that wrapper.

[03:09:23] Way patient to see.

[03:09:24] Oh! Set up there, coming from my phone in himself.

[03:09:26] This is not Tuesday, this is Monday.

[03:09:27] Why do you care? No one else to depend on just stuff here.

[03:09:29] Right now, it's gonna be coming to the corner.

[03:09:30] Evil Junko, as well at the same time,

[03:09:32] pumping through his basic areas.

[03:09:33] Hope we can throw him out first.

[03:09:34] We'll take him through the corner.

[03:09:35] It goes.

[03:09:35] We'll make a death quarter this year.

[03:09:36] It's a huge huge

[03:09:38] It's hot it's hot it's hot

[03:09:40] Not panic here oh he did

[03:09:42] Couldn't get that read in time and that's in three to three

[03:09:46] I'm lucky I'm lucky

[03:09:48] Don't let it get to you

[03:09:50] Don't let it get to you it's a

[03:09:54] It's a fresh start it's zero to zero fresh start you have to better kickoff

[03:09:58] Let's go

[03:10:00] Master of the kickoff he's got it through again code equalization there

[03:10:04] Negated that one waiting for the bomb the angle get that goal. Oh couldn't fight with their bum coming from xx

[03:10:10] That's silly perfectly. He's a good technique to the game. He's gonna go back to the old quarter boosting time

[03:10:13] That's a great play from jinks. You have to say very very smart trying to beat that demo that is mind games

[03:10:18] Just absolutely watching this

[03:10:25] Jicks stay with us for taking the lead bro. You're a good commentator. Oh my god

[03:10:30] You're good. Holy shit

[03:10:34] He tried to demo you twice and you avoided him both times

[03:10:41] Now then

[03:10:42] Time to say another good negation of that kickoff except silly force you go back down midfield

[03:10:47] He made his choice and comparison GC again in his corner. That's how he got his goal. Oh, no

[03:10:53] Big mistake, but just press the wrong button at the wrong time faking right now. He's not right. Yeah, it was a fake

[03:10:59] Yeah, it was a fake. Yeah, it's a fake you're playing for the long game

[03:11:03] You're playing for the long run here. That is the plan is he's gonna go for the kickoff

[03:11:19] No, no, no, no, no all that matter there that situation was challenging right here

[03:11:23] You waited too long

[03:11:24] This is what I mean about the double-sidedness the other double-edgedness of double-sworded this

[03:11:29] So I don't know what probably word to use that I'm kind of lost for words here

[03:11:32] I'll do the dominant because he kind of like it's so low on the ground

[03:11:35] It's easier to get pinches and scoops to the side here. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait

[03:11:40] Let's just score that no he hit that wide

[03:11:43] Let's do the time here. He's got the pressure excess so I think flabbergasted. He's flustered in front of his own goal line

[03:11:49] Missed that chance wait patiently again turning around

[03:11:54] Five to five wow this is a cinema game wow my god

[03:11:59] Good look!

[03:12:00] Big mistakes!

[03:12:01] You had Sully flustered the whole time because you were there, your presence alone was enough

[03:12:05] to shake up his confidence and it really made him fearful, that's why he's stopping

[03:12:09] that ball all around.

[03:12:10] Even comparison, just had to wait his time.

[03:12:12] GXC there again, watching how the squeeze comes in, favorite for GXC.

[03:12:15] Taking it to the corner, it's got that boost in hand, bigger, bigger advantage then XS

[03:12:19] Sully wants in this situation.

[03:12:21] Bounce to the corner, taking his soft touches here.

[03:12:23] He's got that through all the way.

[03:12:24] Demo baby on XS Sully, it will be the cream of the crop.

[03:12:28] I saw that connection see what is happening

[03:12:38] that is a really unfortunate here that was not something you want to you want to

[03:12:43] see in those kind of situations but surely we might see as time goes by

[03:12:47] Jinx he could make his way back here that is a favorable kickoff coming in

[03:12:51] from oh I saw he can bump the weight if he's got that jake scene to the corner

[03:12:55] And with XF Solide, he's kind of got the back of it.

[03:12:57] You know what's up on that roll show?

[03:12:59] One touch is all he needs, the one touch man.

[03:13:03] It's just 6-6.

[03:13:04] Oh my god, come on.

[03:13:06] He's got that equalizer again.

[03:13:08] This is tense.

[03:13:09] Musty, we've had an equal game this whole time.

[03:13:12] We still got two minutes left here,

[03:13:14] but the last three minutes have shown

[03:13:16] that Jinxie can hang well and above,

[03:13:18] confidently, in a gold two here.

[03:13:21] Do you think in the long run,

[03:13:22] what the plan to is his next challenge,

[03:13:24] If he successfully faces this game off favorably for him, do you think Jinxie could win at all?

[03:13:30] I think if he wins this, he beats the fly.

[03:13:32] And listen, it's going back and forth, back and forth, back and forth, you know, two to three, three to four back.

[03:13:38] Jinxie gets this boost and does an own goal.

[03:13:40] I think Jinxie has the next one as time runs out.

[03:13:43] He does, he does.

[03:13:44] Oh, China's that magic seat!

[03:13:46] Well, luckily enough, that was a big miss coming in from XZ Sully.

[03:13:50] To the midfield there.

[03:13:52] He's got that through waiting reversely for some reason why I don't know but GC again not challenging over getting here

[03:13:57] Let's go to save enough. He's pushing the corner has that one sent through and then we go

[03:14:03] Have to go for the clearance now, but he's waiting too patiently an opportunity that exits only one of the exploit there

[03:14:08] Oh panic in front of his own that

[03:14:10] What? He's taking all the posts!

[03:14:12] Take the path, take the path, he's not panicking, he's chillin' his eyes!

[03:14:15] That is a shot!

[03:14:17] Oh my god! You're the best commentator ever! Oh my god!

[03:14:26] Holy shit!

[03:14:32] Come on. It's tense. The atmosphere is set.

[03:14:36] 54 seconds and ticking down and a seconds goal.

[03:14:41] Die right before every ice here. It will be a crucial time to see if Jamesy can make it through all the way now.

[03:14:46] now it's got forty four seconds and again Houston we have left off here

[03:14:49] because Jixi is in the lead attacking her immediately unaccessually he's on the

[03:14:53] boosts oh oh oh no oh wait wait wait wait play smart play smart play smart play smart

[03:15:01] intelligently come on Jixi you got this check a pad or two get that through the

[03:15:06] midfield that's all you need to get the boosts right now in the net but this

[03:15:10] ball would go oh Jixi immediately kind on those seconds again 18 seconds the

[03:15:14] Finalizer goal. Oh, no, the final in the coffin is just gonna be delayed the hammer that a stance

[03:15:21] Except slowly sends it down midfield a shot maybe can't just they say that it's off the backboard flies off the quarterback

[03:15:27] I'm in field

[03:15:36] GG. Oh my god. Oh my god. That was only the gold to

[03:15:39] Oh my god, bro, I am I'm more heated than you are Jinxer at the house

[03:15:46] Bro, you got me sweating and you got me sweating bro. You're a good-ass commentator. Oh my god, bro

[03:15:53] Okay, I'm gonna make the gold three months England or like Scotland Scotland Irish on Irish Irish. I was gonna get Irish about yeah

[03:16:02] Irish Pakistani. Yep. Nice, bro. You're a good commentator, dude. Thank you, man. Thank you. Please you the compliments

[03:16:09] I appreciate the luck I made from the chat there as well.

[03:16:12] Okay, so now it's Gold 3.

[03:16:15] Yes, I am accepting their friend request,

[03:16:20] messaging them the info.

[03:16:22] All right, I need to get on a sweaty bar now.

[03:16:24] Time to sweat.

[03:16:25] Get on Finnick, get on Finnick, trust.

[03:16:28] Bro, I like Octane more than Fennick, is that weird?

[03:16:31] No, that's not really, I'll say it really, no.

[03:16:36] Octane's on Fennick.

[03:16:37] Okay, I'm gonna make the match.

[03:16:39] Give me a second.

[03:16:44] And a match.

[03:16:45] And a match.

[03:16:48] Let's get this started.

[03:16:51] I'm about to pop out of the fresh car.

[03:16:53] Y'all are about to see what I'm about to see.

[03:16:56] Yeah, Mount Everest is at the end there

[03:16:59] with a flat two at the end.

[03:17:01] The final call here waiting for his moment,

[03:17:04] but the goal three needs to be beaten.

[03:17:06] It is Jinxie now gonna be facing off

[03:17:08] against his opponent once more it is gonna be him

[03:17:11] and gold three only one more barrier

[03:17:14] that's stopping him from proving himself

[03:17:16] in the plat lobbies that this man can't handle himself

[03:17:18] you're for tonight.

[03:17:20] Just waiting for the gold three to finally arrive

[03:17:22] but we are all here the moon is set atmosphere tense

[03:17:26] but back to the point.

[03:17:27] Okay this should be drowning, it should be drowning.

[03:17:28] Inksey, listen man you made it very far

[03:17:31] you beat the gold one, you beat the gold two.

[03:17:33] Gold three is your current 1v1 rank is that correct?

[03:17:36] Yes, yes.

[03:17:38] So this guy is going to be on paper equally your skill level.

[03:17:42] It's not going to be easy, but you got me.

[03:17:44] You got our lovely Caster Grounds here on your side.

[03:17:47] And we believe in you.

[03:17:49] All right, I'm nervous, bro.

[03:17:51] As soon as he joins.

[03:17:54] Simon is still here.

[03:17:56] The second is taking before the kickoff even begins.

[03:17:59] And Jinxie, I have to ask you a big question.

[03:18:02] How are you feeling right now?

[03:18:04] So the last game, my opponent really challenged me, bro.

[03:18:08] He kept me on my toes.

[03:18:09] Every time I would score, he would score.

[03:18:11] I would score, he would score.

[03:18:12] He would score, I would score.

[03:18:14] And normally in those scenarios, I have a mental breakdown

[03:18:16] and end up choking.

[03:18:17] But I don't know, something just calmed me down, dude.

[03:18:20] And now I think I'm just gonna stay calm

[03:18:21] the rest of the way.

[03:18:22] I think if I beat this goal three,

[03:18:24] I'll have all the momentum in the world to beat the plan.

[03:18:28] All right, so let's take it back.

[03:18:29] Oh, let's take it back.

[03:18:30] Well, yeah, thanks.

[03:18:31] Keep going out.

[03:18:31] Oh, they're in. They're joining the lobby beginning. The kickoff just waiting to begin

[03:18:39] as the timer here is now in front of our faces. Three to one. It's Jinxie's time to

[03:18:45] prove himself. Another quick guard change. And now it's off the kickoff here. He does

[03:18:50] initially lose it, sees himself in the corner here, but Jinxie with the opponent only taking

[03:18:54] a lot of time here, but he's playing efficiently. Oh, this is interesting. Initially came out

[03:19:00] Very very slow. I thought he'd be a little bit more tense here, but Jinx's presence

[03:19:04] And it's a surgeon confidence and surgeons the shot as well. Jinx you in for a demo. I like the physicality

[03:19:09] I do like the physicality here. I haven't really seen you go for much

[03:19:11] Sometimes I do see you walk every now and then though, but here we go Jinxy

[03:19:15] They can down that field it was trail right behind them Jinxy on this head of the ball seeds and work for a demo as well

[03:19:22] Completely bypassing the ball good bump. They're coming on Jinxy

[03:19:26] From Jinx the apologies

[03:19:30] Oh, good to go cut there. Come in nicely.

[03:19:32] I'm getting the demo as well.

[03:19:33] Oh, Jigsaw! You're as slippery as an eel!

[03:19:36] Oh, and unfortunately, the opponent is even slippery here.

[03:19:39] Managed to regain back that ball at the same time.

[03:19:42] With a minute gone, this has been the most intense minute I've seen.

[03:19:46] You can cut the tension with the knife right now, Mustache.

[03:19:48] Oh, no.

[03:19:49] Things looking crazy.

[03:19:51] Oh, oh.

[03:19:53] The other player has no good jigsaw.

[03:19:54] Jigsaw! Jigsaw!

[03:19:55] Oh, it's a blind.

[03:19:56] Wait, no, no, no!

[03:19:58] OHH! Big chance sir! He's got no boost! You have the moment to rotate back and he does!

[03:20:03] JX got a save up! No! No!

[03:20:06] Good try. Good try. Good try. Don't let it get to you.

[03:20:08] Good attempt. Good attempt. Good attempt. Keep it chilled. Keep it chillaxed.

[03:20:12] Your ice-colder performance has been in the past two games.

[03:20:15] Reproven yourself until now here, JXCM. This is the moment to make sure that it sticks.

[03:20:21] One minute goal. Sorry, one minute goal with one goal here right now between these two sides.

[03:20:25] that's jc where the unfortunate loss of a kickoff immediately here coming in from owning a real

[03:20:33] two no that's just really unfortunate indicated that one nicely in the midfield here coming in from

[03:20:39] both sides but to be fair to owning he was close to the ball two no now so jc what's the plan change

[03:20:44] your kickoff so you're gonna go for something different very smart play because it seems like

[03:20:51] Let's get this, let's get this, let's get this.

[03:20:53] Take it that corner, he's got it through.

[03:20:55] They come, they come.

[03:20:57] Up and up over Penny, Owning's head here.

[03:20:59] Owning seems to have sent it down, a bump.

[03:21:01] A little bit of an altercation coming from the side wall here.

[03:21:03] Taking up a big boost he needed that, Jim C.

[03:21:05] Owning just hoping to waste those seconds, I feel.

[03:21:09] That's his strategy right now, not that he has a lead here.

[03:21:11] But if Jim C's not going to let that happen for too long,

[03:21:13] take him to Field Boost, he's got the hundred again.

[03:21:15] Maybe a demo might just be the final little cherry on the cake,

[03:21:19] This is not enough just yeah has to cut it now unless it wants to give the space here to owning hurry up never get faded

[03:21:23] Oh, yeah, I'm just gonna go the cloud the trap was perfect

[03:21:26] But unfortunately Jinxie seems to have used a bit too much power studies going wide on the north now with half the game left here

[03:21:32] He's again just waiting for owning to make the mistake. Well, that's ball is over his head only gonna be taking a shot

[03:21:37] It's a risky play here, but Jinxie calmly throws it at the corner

[03:21:42] Safest place for both him and as opponent right now. This is the time to move in

[03:21:47] And JC looking to get the buff here does connect twice. I'm only keep some our way off of his equilibrium

[03:21:53] He's got that ball. He's got possession. He's some fake Demi combo bird. JC. Oh, he sends it to finally

[03:21:58] That's not a set, not small. Oh, JC

[03:22:02] Panicking a bit of scenes, but he still will try and get that angle. The double tap maybe even so close for the corner

[03:22:08] He goes. JC now

[03:22:11] Missing it there both times. Got this guy slimmery man

[03:22:13] Yeah, that he is but you're slippery. I know you can do it.

[03:22:16] Game room. That is a great 50. Take it home.

[03:22:19] Take it home.

[03:22:20] I'll walk in the back for you. I'll walk in the back for you.

[03:22:23] You don't mind me saying here, 2 to 1. Half the game left here.

[03:22:26] And we've got half that lead to break. 2 to 1.

[03:22:29] Stan Spill to make this equal.

[03:22:31] Checkmate is right before we very eyes your jinx.

[03:22:34] You've got two minutes to make this a reality.

[03:22:36] Not a probability, a reality here.

[03:22:38] Two minutes, four seconds, and we're taking down once more.

[03:22:41] That's Jigsie off the kickoff negates and nicely this time one that goes in his favor misses the patch surely

[03:22:46] But he's gonna take that midfield boosts a bigger boost the pad that fulfills this tank to the hundred

[03:22:50] You can pass the advantage now gonna take this for a triple

[03:22:52] He got to it nicely all the second touch there was not needed, but unfortunately he couldn't help but touch it

[03:22:57] Want to go real now again off the side wall, but they're coming from Jigsie

[03:23:00] Oh can I read the shot into the back?

[03:23:05] Okay, I knew you could do it. Come on. This is crazy. This is crazy. Oh my god

[03:23:09] Jinxie has it. He's got that equalizer. He's got that goal, and he is in once again. He knew he could do it.

[03:23:17] With 1-44 short, it's been a couple of seconds, but a good call for the delay here, because the opponent went all in.

[03:23:25] The far-seeing eyes, the foresight from Jinxie to see that happen. That's a simple roll.

[03:23:29] No, they're going to be focused on the next thing they say. He takes the lead in style.

[03:23:34] 3-2, 1-32 here, but JC I knew he could do it, he had, I knew he could shoot, oh thank you!

[03:23:44] It was a lot about overcoming that one steep hill, you were making a lot of money on the

[03:23:50] area, that's only earlier now, it has been crushed, the lead here is surely yours, but

[03:23:55] you gotta watch out, there's a still time off, that schedule time, the 1-32 made that

[03:24:00] Thub does so nicely hops right over like a bunny. He's got that through inch that may be off the ramp

[03:24:06] It's not gonna happen surely, but he's got that triple again owning aerial waiting to see if jigsie comes in for the attack

[03:24:11] Surely it does but unfortunately for him

[03:24:13] He didn't come for one specific fact is that the devil happened. Oh, no, Jigsie gave a free lot over to the opponent

[03:24:20] Couldn't press the advantage because no more boosted couldn't power sliding time that's a goal here for owning and again

[03:24:24] What's more these two out of the tie three to three must be?

[03:24:27] tension is rising I'm on the edge of my seat and even owning her a bro explain

[03:24:33] me okay let me translate he's saying he's very nervous I think he said he's

[03:24:40] very nervous that would be very much correct here oh jc patient needs a

[03:24:45] hunter shop there all that's too slow no no no

[03:24:49] Yeah, it's not your thing, it's your problem right now.

[03:24:51] You see, all the actors over here are patient.

[03:24:53] Oh, wait, that's a big body from the opponent!

[03:24:56] Oh, JC, all you have to do is just wait patiently.

[03:24:58] All you have to do is wait patiently.

[03:25:00] Why have all things, this only aerial, had to do,

[03:25:06] was go for an irritable double tap off the side wall,

[03:25:09] off the back, we're trying to read it.

[03:25:11] I don't know what was going through his mind, but unfortunately for him,

[03:25:13] JC had better things on his mind right now.

[03:25:16] a simple touch and that's in the back of that rolling that ball and

[03:25:19] comfortably and winning this kickoff as well it seems

[03:25:23] don't worry don't worry you can save it here is it safe for Jinxie

[03:25:29] 45 seconds remaining Jinxie on the ball

[03:25:32] oh I certainly got it

[03:25:34] oh flip that backwards Jinxie no that's an unfortunate demo surely

[03:25:38] he's got that through the corner Jinxie

[03:25:40] gotta come through

[03:25:41] watch out now to clear that yes that's clear

[03:25:44] He's got that through once more.

[03:25:46] Chinksie, drink that Kool-Aid there.

[03:25:50] Ooh, a bit of ice cold drinks.

[03:25:52] We'll be able to literally chill your place down here.

[03:25:55] That's a devil, buddy!

[03:25:57] Hot on his head.

[03:25:58] Ice cold performance.

[03:25:59] What is the goal?

[03:26:00] Not gonna happen.

[03:26:01] Four to three, three, two, one.

[03:26:04] Chinksie!

[03:26:05] Yes!

[03:26:06] Yes!

[03:26:07] You have officially made it to play.

[03:26:10] Oh my God.

[03:26:11] I'm about to faint, y'all.

[03:26:12] I'm about to faint, dude.

[03:26:13] It's insane bro. It's already intense in bro. The casting just brings it to another like dude. I'm about to fucking faint. Oh

[03:26:23] My god, we made it on defeated bro. Let me get the actual plan. I I cannot believe you made it as far as insane

[03:26:31] Shies insanity

[03:26:35] Let's go

[03:26:36] Try exit to menu. Yeah. Yeah. Yes. Yes. Yeah next game. That's out for the plot

[03:26:41] I love it. Okay. So you said this guy's plaque to

[03:26:45] I think I believe he's flat one in to be two. Okay.

[03:26:50] So he's barely a plant, but he is a plant.

[03:26:53] Okay. This guy's name is corn gobbler.

[03:26:59] Okay. Interesting name corn corn corn corn.

[03:27:04] Corn gobbler.

[03:27:05] Or in Godler is his discord at least.

[03:27:08] I don't know about his end game name.

[03:27:11] He loves long, he loves long yellow things, I guess.

[03:27:17] Okay.

[03:27:19] All right, do I have time to tinkle, Musty,

[03:27:21] for the Plat game?

[03:27:23] Yes, you do.

[03:27:24] He actually needs to fix his life.

[03:27:24] Okay, that's perfect.

[03:27:25] That's fine, that's fine.

[03:27:26] I'm gonna have a tea chat.

[03:27:30] Go for that break.

[03:27:35] So, Musty, how confident are we?

[03:27:36] I did I literally think you're making him play better. I

[03:27:42] Got I I literally I literally think he wouldn't have won that game if more for you. I

[03:27:48] Don't know like well, we'll see we'll see if it counts now. This is where it matters most honestly with the black game

[03:27:53] Yeah, this is this will prove he is good enough to be in play

[03:27:56] Oh, I just I just got the matchup by the way when I joined ground zero

[03:28:00] Oh, yeah, sure. I'll do that right now one second. I was just taking a sip of water there

[03:28:06] I'm actually shocked like

[03:28:10] Two these are in very close 100% like I

[03:28:14] Wasn't expect I was maybe thinking like this would be the game, but the problem came down to I think the opponent there

[03:28:20] Because he panicked with that doubled zap up the backboard or we tempted it and that's where it was like just calm for Jinxie

[03:28:29] And then

[03:28:36] Well, he is fixing his Wi-Fi right now.

[03:28:46] Alright, let's do this one.

[03:28:51] Let's get this bread.

[03:28:53] Yeah, he's fixing his Wi-Fi.

[03:28:54] He's saying his Wi-Fi is going out, so if he doesn't go in in like a minute, I might

[03:28:57] just find someone else.

[03:28:59] Okay.

[03:29:00] And I'll verify that they are a Plot 1.

[03:29:03] No worries, bro.

[03:29:04] No worries.

[03:29:05] for anything ready for whatever comes through that door I got this bro guys I

[03:29:15] will not let y'all boys down I got this thank you so much man you got this

[03:29:21] Gc we're confident in you chat I'm locked to chat do y'all think I could

[03:29:26] beat the plan a 1v1. I'm confident, nervous, horny.

[03:29:36] Ayo. Hey, rock hard for a rock hard performance is what I say. So, uh, Raul Zero, you're up,

[03:29:43] like, you've casted, like, Pro League before, right?

[03:29:46] Uh, yeah, RLCS, like, Team Streams. I do one for foot esports with the Frosty Shoe Sosa,

[03:29:51] I've done some of this stuff for South Africa, Oceania, EU, I guess, and APAC.

[03:29:57] I've done every region, South America as well.

[03:29:59] I've done every region.

[03:30:00] So as a person who's casted RLCS before, who do you think is like the go of Rocket League,

[03:30:05] like pro Rocket League?

[03:30:07] I've not been on stage like the guys like, you know, shout out to every one of my favorite

[03:30:10] castes like JorBee and Hercules.

[03:30:12] I'm just a mini-caster, but like, you know, some minor orgs will like, you know, get on

[03:30:16] to host their team streams.

[03:30:18] If you want my professional opinion, I think definitely still it's gonna be like the way they're looking right now

[03:30:23] It's probably gonna be drawlies then and one of my most underrated players of all time still

[03:30:27] I think the goat of rock league is musty man monkey with 100%

[03:30:31] So who wait wait who is drawly? Who is that?

[03:30:35] Drawly he's on team Falcons

[03:30:38] Drawly wait so he plays drawlies ago

[03:30:41] So.

[03:30:42] Mm-hmm.

[03:30:43] Jolly is one of my favorite players.

[03:30:44] RW9.

[03:30:45] Yeah.

[03:30:46] Yeah.

[03:30:47] Killiers in RW9 or lost.

[03:30:49] That's how you say it.

[03:30:51] Has Jolly won any like has he won championships and stuff?

[03:30:55] Oh yeah.

[03:30:56] Okay.

[03:30:57] Holy crap.

[03:30:58] My discord is going crazy.

[03:30:59] What's up bro?

[03:31:00] Mine's been popped off as well.

[03:31:02] Pick up DMD.

[03:31:03] They're like why do I hear your voice?

[03:31:05] Dude I asked like flats and then there's like freaking 3 hundred flats instantly respond.

[03:31:11] Oh my god. Well, it is one of the most populous ranks in rocketing so in a sense.

[03:31:15] Yeah, so what I was going to say is what do you think is more popular, plat or gold?

[03:31:19] Uh, plat. Definitely plat.

[03:31:22] Really?

[03:31:23] I feel like plat is like the most average rocketing, right?

[03:31:26] Yeah, it is. I think it's like 50% of both as like most rocketing players is plat,

[03:31:30] isn't it? Or am I wrong?

[03:31:31] 50% of all rocketing players are plat.

[03:31:38] I just thought like a total of my blood.

[03:31:39] If you if you need if must if you need a plan I got a guy called boggles. He's the guy who originally was on the

[03:31:45] You know the vinyl clip. Is he plot one is he plot one? Yeah, he's yeah, he's plot one a hundred percent

[03:31:50] Yeah, one hundred percent. Okay, get him. It's a plot one. Okay, and I'm gonna one second. Let me let me let me get him

[03:31:56] Let me get him in the game. I

[03:31:58] Casted his games to like from gold three to pot one and once that that's how far you made it. I

[03:32:03] Was casting with him like two days ago. Yeah, bro. The casting kind of gives you a buff

[03:32:08] It kind of gives you a buff.

[03:32:10] It gives a buff to Boggles, so I guess it works.

[03:32:18] Jiralli, I've heard that name before, bro.

[03:32:20] Jiralli.

[03:32:22] Are you just going to invite him to the match?

[03:32:24] Ground zero?

[03:32:26] Yeah, I'm just going to send him to join the party match.

[03:32:28] I've invited him to my party here.

[03:32:30] Cool, cool.

[03:32:32] Jinksy, quick interview for me, bro.

[03:32:34] You made it very far. You're playing against Boggles.

[03:32:36] one if you beat him you officially fit in with the plaques you deserve plaques that's a very big

[03:32:41] achievement for someone with less than a hundred hours in the game how are you feeling coming into

[03:32:46] the match dude um i'm hung like a horse right now bro i'm ready to go i'm walking tall at first i was

[03:32:55] nervous when i barely beat the gold two i was nervous and then i barely beat the gold three

[03:33:00] but i have a feeling this guy's plaques i'm just gonna blow him out i'm feeling gonna blow him out

[03:33:05] Let's do it. Let's do it. So one thing one thing boggles is uh oce so that's going to be the only deterrent, but I'm sure he can prove himself

[03:33:14] Okay, let's do it

[03:33:15] Let's go

[03:33:19] Taking away let's get this party started. Yeah

[03:33:22] final game

[03:33:24] As boggles will join the party match

[03:33:27] Jinx three his final time to prove himself in the plant lobbies here. He's be taking on boggles

[03:33:32] It's a Poland 4 tonight, and I don't know if I don't see Bob was on right now. Oopsies

[03:33:36] I think I'm gonna need to pause again for a second there

[03:33:40] You can restart we can restart. Yeah restart. Yeah, no, I thought okay. Listen. I'm ready. Yes. Let me restart from kickoff

[03:33:50] Okay, go go go. Yeah, this is this is the original guy a cast report on his tiktok that you're supposed to the video

[03:33:56] So this is like Jen. This is genuinely a circle

[03:34:00] I want a true life of circle here.

[03:34:02] Oh, so that's it!

[03:34:03] Get him, thanks.

[03:34:04] Right on the demo.

[03:34:05] He's got that through.

[03:34:06] Boggles respawns on the other side there.

[03:34:08] So the difference in ping?

[03:34:09] Definitely a big difference.

[03:34:11] That's helping.

[03:34:11] Jinxie right now, because the 200 ping

[03:34:13] is a massive, massive deterrent to keep Boggles on his toes.

[03:34:16] Well, Jinxie is just floating around.

[03:34:19] He's just staying like a bee, floating like a ballerina right now.

[03:34:22] Jinxie has that boost advantage.

[03:34:23] He's going to cut that through.

[03:34:24] Boggles getting bumped in the back there.

[03:34:26] That is in.

[03:34:27] Boggles attempting to save this, but it seems

[03:34:29] he won't be able to do so because he's off the backboard panicking here as

[03:34:32] Jynxy!

[03:34:34] Let's go!

[03:34:36] He can!

[03:34:38] Come on!

[03:34:40] That is in!

[03:34:42] Already boggles, panicking in the went to attack because Jynxy there in comparison

[03:34:46] sees it at the light of day that's shining it back with Park and all without a halo over

[03:34:51] himself here and genetic moments from Mr. Jynxy he's got that through Gamer of the Year

[03:34:56] again 2023!

[03:34:57] Yes!

[03:34:58] Well, I believe to win off the backboard again taking that one calmly. He's got to decide what that's unfortunate

[03:35:04] There's gonna go all the way past on midfield

[03:35:06] Buggles waiting to say where he could press the advantage and unfortunately, she's not gonna give it

[03:35:11] He's not that readable. It seems he's more his age like fine wine in this series

[03:35:15] And I say that but it might have just gone sour with that attempted shot of the backboard

[03:35:19] That bottle falling in the hands of Bob was gonna triple that one down all the way through that's a demo

[03:35:24] Oh, he connects nicely on Jinxie shortly, but Jinxie might just be on the other side.

[03:35:27] He's gonna take those pads, fly to lifeline he needs, while Boggles completely makes a

[03:35:31] corner boost.

[03:35:32] Jinxie can press it again, taking the shot.

[03:35:34] Boggles gonna black the giant statement here, misses the read.

[03:35:36] That is through for Boggles on the save here.

[03:35:38] Jinxie attempting that air wheel, but unfortunately, that will miss Boggles' attempt to pitch

[03:35:43] up the side wall.

[03:35:44] No cuffs here for him.

[03:35:45] Jinxie waiting to see where he can press the advantage, but he's waiting patiently.

[03:35:48] Oh, they attempt to demo.

[03:35:49] Oh, ridiculous, but he does realize that Jinxie is a bit more slippery than that.

[03:35:53] Gonna bring it down in for you. That's a triple for Jynxy. Jynxy, can he press that?

[03:35:57] He's a blast!

[03:35:58] You can't come up with a surprise!

[03:36:01] I deserve a blast!

[03:36:05] That is through.

[03:36:08] That is through.

[03:36:10] This is actually insane.

[03:36:11] For Boggles already taking his time.

[03:36:15] Now with Jynxy off the kickoff again, that is a good negation of that kickoff.

[03:36:19] He's tried his best, but Boggles can't press the Jynxy in comparison.

[03:36:22] He's got that through all the way past. I'm gonna feel the game here

[03:36:26] Fongle still struggling can make heads or tails of JC's playstyle right now

[03:36:29] He is unpredictable to the max. You see waiting for the trap to be set cuts it in nicely Fongle still and those

[03:36:37] Pings difference is really helping him right now, but there's JC on the attack once more to the corner

[03:36:41] We go JC now in comparison taking this time. He's bleeding a lot more patiently now that he knows

[03:36:46] He's got this in his hand

[03:36:48] He's got the whole world in his grasp right now evading that bump attempt blog goes completely bypassing him

[03:36:53] That's an open net for GC that is an open effort. He's another little stroll for a mill right now

[03:36:59] This is in this is literally insane

[03:37:09] Well that is freedom currently

[03:37:12] Yeah, we're thrilled. Boggles, now it's time to shine.

[03:37:19] This winstrike is insane.

[03:37:23] Mountain Rushmore like winstrike right now coming in from Jinxy.

[03:37:27] This is great. Shot that one through.

[03:37:29] Hot shot off the backboard. Boggles trying to get his first goal here.

[03:37:33] That is a good connection.

[03:37:36] Jinx is showing them how it's done.

[03:37:38] That's a simple shot here. Could be gold.

[03:37:40] I'm a king, I'm a king, I'm a king, I'm a king.

[03:38:10] that's currently shocking you right now I am genuinely speechless you can see

[03:38:15] listen I believe in you but I thought there was a chance you would get out

[03:38:19] right away any and it just this is a completely unreal this is insane dude

[03:38:26] what the fuck was he doing here he was trying to delay it bro yeah he's trying

[03:38:31] to do your thing he's trying to do your thing but you chipped it you're a

[03:38:34] chipper a chip off the old block there Jinx say four to one still two minutes

[03:38:39] You're making up this game the platinum cannot outpace him right now about his boggles on the wind. Oh

[03:38:45] He's fighting over boost. Yes possession short, but boggles might be but I said you go

[03:38:50] That's not panicking. He's got this. Oh my god. Oh, no only to go separating you in your boggles right now. Jing say are you panicking?

[03:38:58] Yeah, I should have went for the boost there. I got tangled up with him. I

[03:39:02] Got tangled up

[03:39:04] 4-2. This is still your time. Spotlight is on you.

[03:39:10] 4-2 with 1-45 seconds remaining. Boggles now.

[03:39:14] Gonna try and see if we can defend it, but it's JC in comparison.

[03:39:17] He's so, so well too. Circumnavigate both this lobby and Vic Boggles away from the ball here.

[03:39:23] He's got that back down midfield. Boggles now again for the shot.

[03:39:26] Jakes is just waiting to see where this ball will just fall through, waiting for that pathway to open.

[03:39:30] I flipped it from boggles another one sent down midfield again

[03:39:34] He's got that all the way down into the quarter JC

[03:39:37] Gonna take a big risk to go back word booster, but he needs it to deny boggles that is moving past the midfield

[03:39:42] Perfect blockade here from JC. He's playing for time. He's got a minute remaining boggles open for an angle

[03:39:48] He's gonna struggle JC is gonna perfectly save this again. He's defending so so well. He's got a perfect

[03:39:55] Ratio here

[03:40:00] Did you like that, Bob?

[03:40:02] Yeah!

[03:40:03] What a goal.

[03:40:05] That is all the way in.

[03:40:07] Seven bobbles to Narnia while that bobble flow all the way in the back of the net there.

[03:40:12] That's five to two.

[03:40:14] Jinxing.

[03:40:15] He's only got 59 seconds remaining.

[03:40:18] One might say it's more than enough to change.

[03:40:21] How a scoreline might look missing the ball there.

[03:40:23] That's Bob who's going to send it through.

[03:40:25] Jinxing now again.

[03:40:27] Up in the air.

[03:40:28] Jinxing.

[03:40:29] Waiting to see if anybody can attack, finds an opening.

[03:40:32] Boggles was so very, very open for an attack.

[03:40:34] You're all that's unfortunate, but Boggles getting a very easy lob.

[03:40:37] You're coming from Jinx, he was rotating back inside to defend this shot.

[03:40:40] Coming from Boggles, Jinx again on the attack.

[03:40:42] He's kept that one right through any flip.

[03:40:44] He manages to evict that ball.

[03:40:46] Hands in Boggles' eviction.

[03:40:47] Notice there, perfectly.

[03:40:50] As Boggles still panicking, waiting to see if anybody can scratch enough money

[03:40:53] to pay off the loan against Jinx.

[03:40:54] Jinx see his landlord.

[03:40:56] Hey, look, his gold came up.

[03:40:58] Oh my god! That is a N62!

[03:41:00] Come on!

[03:41:04] Jigsay with a 6th!

[03:41:09] What a shot!

[03:41:10] Play like a real man, what does that mean?

[03:41:13] What?

[03:41:15] I think he's had enough of the physicality from you guys, Jigsay.

[03:41:18] He's more than angry.

[03:41:20] But unfortunately, it will not be enough.

[03:41:23] Because the chilling experience of losing a gun shoot...

[03:41:25] Because a chimming experience of losing against you might just be the exact same.

[03:41:31] You're what I see in these industry teams.

[03:41:34] I am genuinely speechless, Jinxy.

[03:41:36] How on earth have you beaten a gold one, gold two, gold three, and a plate four times in a row?

[03:41:43] Dude, I'm telling you, bro, you told me about the challenge today. I'm locked.

[03:41:49] I'm not I'm not dilly-daddling. I'm not twiddle. I'm not twiddle like twiddling around. I'm locked

[03:41:57] I'm locked

[03:41:59] Like I'm fucking dying. Yeah, you've done so well. They're doing see you've done so so well, bro

[03:42:04] Well, congrats

[03:42:07] Genuinely insane

[03:42:09] So now we have a black tournament, right?

[03:42:11] Yeah, so now there is a flat only tournament

[03:42:14] Um, if you have time for it, I have 16 plaques waiting for you now that you've ranked up to plat. Are you down to play?

[03:42:21] Yes, I'm ready. I'm fucking ready.

[03:42:23] Okay, got to zero. Thank you so much for this video. I'm gonna just coach and screw it, but thank you so much for coaching me through gold.

[03:42:30] Of course, of course.

[03:42:31] Thank you. No problem at all.

[03:42:32] That was the best casting I've ever heard. That heighten me up too.

[03:42:35] Wow.

[03:42:36] Thank you so much, man. That is an honor to hear that from you, Beth. Thank you so much.

[03:42:40] Thank you, bro. Have a beautiful fan tab of the snipe, bro.

[03:42:43] YouTube on a ticket and good night. That is it for me ground zero guys on the channel really appreciate you all for you

[03:42:50] Know allowing me this opportunity take everybody good night. Bye. Bye chat. Don't be ground zero dude

[03:42:56] Don't be ground zero dude

[03:42:59] Okay, so now musty this is a all-plot tournament right these are 16 verified plaques that I got and I just keep going till I lose

[03:43:08] Yes, I'll show you the bracket and everything

[03:43:10] thing. Just give me a second. I'm gonna get your match set up. Now, is it like an in-game

[03:43:16] tournament or no? No, so it's hard to set up that stuff in-game. So I set it up on

[03:43:24] this tournament website. Give me just a second. No worries about it. Take your time. Cool,

[03:43:32] Okay, do you care if I take a Wii really quick?

[03:43:58] No, no, take over. I'm going to take over.

[03:43:59] Okay, I'll be right back.

[03:44:04] Um, let's go in and join.

[03:44:05] Let's leave this discord call, by the way, and just join our normal one.

[03:44:09] That's me and you. I'll call you.

[03:44:13] All right, back.

[03:44:20] Okay, I'll be right back.

[03:44:22] Channel, so basically 830.

[03:44:28] So, it's at least the 830, Jack, we're about to take on a Platinum tournament.

[03:44:44] How far do y'all think I'm going to go?

[03:44:45] How far do y'all think I'm going to go?

[03:44:50] It's going to take long, not only four games, 16, 8, 4, 2, that's 20 minutes if I make it

[03:44:56] to finals.

[03:44:57] If I make it to finals 20 minutes bro chat if I win a flat tournament, I mean that's aura

[03:45:02] That is fucking aura

[03:45:09] That is literally fucking aura

[03:45:12] Top 32 well chat. It's a 16 man tournament. So top 32 is not even fucking possible top 32 is not even fucking possible

[03:45:23] Bro having a cast was actually so funny dude. That was fun

[03:45:27] Alright, thanks. I'm back. I'm going to call the plaza really quick and just get everything set up. It'll be less than two minutes.

[03:45:34] Back, bro.

[03:45:35] Where you at? Attack on Titan? Ah, great question. I am in...bro, the show's starting to get so good. Like, the plot...

[03:45:45] I don't want to, like, say what's happening because I want to spoil it.

[03:45:49] But like I'm in season three and I'm towards the end of season three and like a lot of the things that were happening earlier in the show are like

[03:46:00] wrapping around.

[03:46:02] I don't want to spoil it.

[03:46:05] But a lot of things are wrapping around that happened earlier in the show.

[03:46:09] Bro, everybody says season three is the best season.

[03:46:13] Opinion on Levi, Levi is probably my favorite anime character of all time, but I don't know

[03:46:22] though dude that's just a tough question that's such a tough question. Well like Levi, I love

[03:46:26] Levi. Well like my favorite anime characters bro, it's like there's Luffy, there's fucking

[03:46:32] There is fucking light yagami and L. There is fucking brothers Ketawa. There's also

[03:46:43] GONE. There's Levi. There's Mikasa. There's Eren. Bro, I don't know. I don't know.

[03:46:55] Okay, I gave the plat the info um

[03:47:00] I am just going to show you the bracket first

[03:47:04] Um, yeah showing the screen share I'll turn my zen music off

[03:47:12] All right, boom

[03:47:16] That's it. Oh my god, this is it. This is it. This is it. So we just keep going till right till I lose

[03:47:22] Yes. So do you see everything here? Yes. Okay. So you, your first match is against Aldroin 15.

[03:47:34] Cool. I'll get the info and then let's get started. Okay. Aldroin 15 bet. Aldroin 15.

[03:47:43] 16 plots in the 30. I'll get that set up for you. You don't have to do anything. Bam ready to do.

[03:47:49] Okay, and for this video, it's a whole separate video, at least you're going on my channel.

[03:47:56] I'm going to go back and I'm going to be kind of coaching you throughout and I'm also going

[03:48:00] to be getting some footage with the plat.

[03:48:04] So just stay in the call.

[03:48:05] I'm going to be in their call for a little bit.

[03:48:07] I'm going to be in this call for a little bit.

[03:48:09] So if you hear me leaving, like that's why, okay.

[03:48:15] Okay. Okay. What car are you going to be rocking? Optane. Maybe Fennec. Fennec Rock

[03:48:26] Team Runable. All of my traffic. Fennec Rock Team. Ignore the love, Jinxie. Appreciate

[03:48:40] that move. Are those with the raid? W baubles. You slah!

[03:48:45] Uh, sorry.

[03:48:48] Where are we at?

[03:48:53] Yes, we just got to get the opponent in here.

[03:48:56] Okay, and this is, so it's a 16 player platoon, right? And this is round one?

[03:49:02] This is round one. Yeah, so many other games have just started. There's Aldroid.

[03:49:08] Um, yeah, you ready to get started any beginning words?

[03:49:13] How do you think you're going to do against only plaques?

[03:49:15] You just beat a bunch of golds in one plaques.

[03:49:17] These are going to be only plaques.

[03:49:19] I don't know. Like, I'm going to be honest.

[03:49:21] I think against plat one and plat two, I can hold my weight.

[03:49:25] Plat three, I don't know. I don't know.

[03:49:28] I think it's going to be hard.

[03:49:30] All right.

[03:49:31] You know how to get started. I'll be coaching you.

[03:49:34] That's a lot

[03:49:46] Here we go there's a lot different without a commentator in here. Oh no. Yeah

[03:49:56] Oh my god

[03:49:58] The big thing is you want to make sure you you have enough boots to make your place if you ever on zero boosts

[03:50:05] Have a chance. Okay, make sure you get some food

[03:50:09] Ever they play go

[03:50:11] Careful

[03:50:16] Very nice

[03:50:20] We're breaking that water box this I believe is a flat you

[03:50:28] He missed. Get him Jinx. Nice. Oh. Oh good. Oh good. Oh brother. Oh brother. Oh brother.

[03:50:54] Careful Jinx.

[03:50:55] Stay composed, let him touch. Easy, it's not even it, it's not even it.

[03:50:58] Job.

[03:51:01] Very good. Very good.

[03:51:11] No, I get shot!

[03:51:12] Oh bother, oh bother, that was a good shot.

[03:51:14] Travis is flat too, yeah, I'm flat too.

[03:51:18] Easy, easy.

[03:51:24] Nice easy let it go very nice

[03:51:34] Let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go

[03:51:47] Nice, get his boots, get his boots.

[03:51:52] I'm lucky, I'm lucky.

[03:51:54] Make sure you have high boots.

[03:51:56] All that matters.

[03:52:04] Nice!

[03:52:05] Let's go, let's go.

[03:52:07] Let's go.

[03:52:09] Oh my god.

[03:52:12] Oh my god.

[03:52:14] I'm gonna go hop in the call of the plant. I'll be right back

[03:52:44] bro i fucking stole chat

[03:53:01] yes!

[03:53:05] incredible jane

[03:53:06] bro i can beat plat like i can hang with plat

[03:53:09] that is insane

[03:53:13] Did you know he was going to fake that kickoff?

[03:53:15] I just ran up and I saw the spot along the side of the platform.

[03:53:20] Yeah, if you look at the name tags, not moving, that's how you know they're waiting.

[03:53:26] A lot of people don't know.

[03:53:29] Very nice.

[03:53:30] So have you ever gotten to Plat 2 or just Plat 1?

[03:53:34] Yeah, I've gotten to Plat 2 and not 2 and I've gotten to Plat 3 and 2, but I was getting

[03:53:42] I was getting a little lucky with my Q.

[03:53:44] Now I'm Plat 2 in...

[03:53:46] Now I'm Plat 2 in 3s and I'm Plat 1 in 2s.

[03:53:51] What about 1v1? Cause this guy's a Plat 2 in 1v1. Oh my god.

[03:53:56] Maybe? Oh my god!

[03:53:58] He's Plat 2 in 1s? I'm Gold 3 in 1s.

[03:54:02] What's the highest I've hit?

[03:54:04] I've never hit Plat 1.

[03:54:05] Maybe he's like nervous.

[03:54:08] Bro, I didn't think Plat was gonna be this easy, but hit him right there.

[03:54:11] You got it. You got it. You're actually improving. Nice.

[03:54:14] I mean, 50-50. Good job.

[03:54:16] Stop flipping into those.

[03:54:18] Okay, get boosted. Get boosted.

[03:54:20] My advice, get boosted and wait. Oh, god. Good luck with this.

[03:54:24] Wow, that was so...

[03:54:26] See, that was very flat, I think.

[03:54:28] That was close.

[03:54:30] Look at that, and then look at this.

[03:54:32] Yeah, these guys are a different breed.

[03:54:34] It's tough when the ball is like in the air. It's hard to orient yourself.

[03:54:38] Yeah.

[03:54:40] I'm pretty bad with the gold though, it's fine.

[03:54:46] Careful, careful, he's messing up.

[03:54:52] Very nice.

[03:54:53] And you can swing around it, okay, let's see.

[03:54:56] I don't know if you can touch this.

[03:54:57] He might be a little awkward here.

[03:55:00] Help, close, close, close, close.

[03:55:02] I got some gold for that.

[03:55:04] You risky.

[03:55:05] Yeah, careful.

[03:55:07] You missed him, open, open, calm, calm.

[03:55:10] Oh my god.

[03:55:12] Oh, no!

[03:55:14] What a save.

[03:55:20] Okay.

[03:55:22] It's my turn. I would wait here personally.

[03:55:24] No!

[03:55:26] This is...

[03:55:28] Platinum is easy as fuck!

[03:55:30] This is unreal.

[03:55:32] Platinum is so fucking easy!

[03:55:34] Are you guys seeing this?

[03:55:36] I told you guys!

[03:55:38] you guys you got it hold on hold on this guy actually pretty deep nice good job

[03:55:51] boarding his mom it boosts smart he has a touch just be careful oh brother that

[03:55:58] That is a very good shot for a flat

[03:56:02] Well, that's a me too me

[03:56:06] Yeah, that's a geometry dash girl

[03:56:27] I

[03:56:40] Excuse the goose

[03:56:47] 20 seconds

[03:56:49] No, no

[03:56:52] Careful careful you might have a touch you have to shit see all brother

[03:56:57] Can you aerial? You're good, you're good, you're good. Good job.

[03:57:06] Oh my god. I think you've won it.

[03:57:09] Yes!

[03:57:12] Stop fighting!

[03:57:13] Oh my god. Okay, I'm gonna go get all the support.

[03:57:17] Jesus Christ.

[03:57:23] Oh my god.

[03:57:25] You've moved on to round number two, I'm just inputting scores in for my discord.

[03:57:33] So I'm in the top eight now.

[03:57:35] You, I believe you are top eight.

[03:57:38] I'm gonna skip these eight.

[03:57:42] Bro, I might actually win this, y'all.

[03:57:49] If you win this, what did I tell you I would do if you win this?

[03:57:54] You said you would fly to my house and tell me that I deserve Platte.

[03:58:00] Okay, well, we'll see, we'll see if he gets to that.

[03:58:04] Hey.

[03:58:05] Bro, I'm good to win.

[03:58:07] Dude, if I could beat a Platte 2, Platte 3 is going to be interesting, but I don't know.

[03:58:13] Yes.

[03:58:14] Okay, I'm just waiting for one more match to finish up.

[03:58:17] Okay, let me check on the bracket.

[03:58:20] Yes.

[03:58:21] Give me just one second.

[03:58:32] Trying to see.

[03:58:34] Okay.

[03:58:36] Just waiting on the final game actually. They have to like input the scores.

[03:58:41] Oh, you're waiting for them to input the scores? Dang, that's a lot to set up, bro.

[03:58:45] Yeah, yeah. No, I had a lot of people waiting, so I'm glad uh, that is going on.

[03:58:49] Oh, Jeff, did Fennec win?

[03:58:51] Jeff, why do you guys like Fennec more, what's the difference?

[03:58:58] Is there any difference?

[03:59:00] Okay, here's the current bracket, if you see my screen, Claire.

[03:59:05] So, your next match, yeah, yeah, your next match is against some guy named Yassin, 23494.

[03:59:13] two, three, four, nine, four.

[03:59:16] And they got destroyed.

[03:59:17] I can't see.

[03:59:19] Again.

[03:59:20] No, no, I can see I can see.

[03:59:23] I guess I'm in.

[03:59:25] So your next match is against Yassin.

[03:59:28] From one point made it.

[03:59:31] So yeah, the top eight are as you, Yassin, one point destroyer, nine, one, two, eight.

[03:59:35] Milk escalator, shrimpy RL.

[03:59:38] Neat. Bro, Yassin, one, seven to three.

[03:59:43] Yeah, oh crap. Yeah, I just noticed that he did win seven to three. So this guy's probably like five three

[03:59:51] Okay

[03:59:57] Well, I know I can get your mask started

[04:00:06] Bro chat that is the best-looking car I've ever seen in my life

[04:00:09] I'm just setting up your private match for round number two against Yase.

[04:00:32] Alright, and you said he's, um, what rank is he, flat three or flat two?

[04:00:37] I don't know off the top of my head, but I know he doesn't beat another Plat seven to three, which tells me he's probably Plat three

[04:00:47] Hey, yeah, good luck. Yeah, I mean you you always have a shot

[04:00:56] But if I lose brought the other day at least I at least I made it to the top eight bucket

[04:01:00] Yes, and I've improved bro. I remember when I was scrounging around in silver, dude

[04:01:05] like none of what happened today.

[04:01:07] Right, I haven't even lost yet, right?

[04:01:10] You haven't lost a single match, which is like genuinely insane.

[04:01:14] I beat the gold one, the gold two, the gold three, the flat one, and then I just beat a flat two, man.

[04:01:19] This guy was flat two, and this guy is either a really good flat two or maybe a flat three.

[04:01:25] Don't join the lobby yet until Yasin joins.

[04:01:32] Okay.

[04:01:34] He has the info here. Let's see. I'm gonna go talk to the plaid really quick. I will be right back.

[04:01:44] Okay in the top eight in the top fucking eight

[04:01:53] In the top eight we beat the plat two, but it was five to four so I could have played better though

[04:01:59] like it was fighting for but I could have played better this guy yasid um beat his

[04:02:06] opponent 73 so I'm assuming he's gonna be maybe the best part of its own life

[04:02:11] okay is he in yasid is in I gave him the info feel free to join good luck

[04:02:15] Jinxie I'll coach you I'll pep talk you anything you need I'm here for you do

[04:02:20] you know what rank yasid is I just talked to yasid he told me he is back to but

[04:02:26] He's been grinding lately

[04:02:29] Say he's like you think

[04:02:34] Guess a flat car this guy. There's like a flat car

[04:02:41] CSD now it's like a flat like after every season you get rewards. So I mean last season

[04:02:46] He was class well, so he's been in class for a while

[04:02:50] a shot

[04:02:51] Okay, what it saved you

[04:02:54] Oh good. Oh good. Wait what? You wanna save me? Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's just, it's a thing

[04:03:00] people do. You can't let it get to you.

[04:03:08] The kickoff? Maybe, yeah, you can just get any boost. You're already in the fence.

[04:03:18] Missed? This guy's like getting good touches though. Maybe?

[04:03:22] open open oh lucky nice open open open nice we need you saw in those come on

[04:03:41] zoom no say yeah you probably tell this guy's moving a little bit quicker but

[04:03:47] The taste of the lobbies definitely go up quite a bit.

[04:03:57] Oh my god.

[04:04:07] You got it?

[04:04:09] You missed.

[04:04:12] Nice!

[04:04:13] You! You! You said Plat 2, right Plat 2?

[04:04:17] Yeah, this guy is flat too, but he said he's been grinding recently well played well played

[04:04:25] Low-key you've been grinding recently too

[04:04:30] Hey take off and get the mid boost get the mid boost

[04:04:35] Any touch good job good job. I'm not you doing I'm not you're good. You're good. You're good

[04:04:44] Careful this one's gonna be tough

[04:04:47] Oh, in touch.

[04:04:49] How are you feeling, Jinx?

[04:04:51] How does it feel compared to the last guy?

[04:05:00] Open, get around it. Swing, swing, swing.

[04:05:03] Too far. I'm lucky, I'm lucky.

[04:05:07] Good job, it's going down. It's going down, but you don't boost.

[04:05:09] You don't boost.

[04:05:11] You miss.

[04:05:13] Yes!

[04:05:15] Let's go Jakes. Let's go. You're approving the world wrong. You do deserve flat

[04:05:31] Nice

[04:05:34] Yes, touch the speaker

[04:05:38] Nice

[04:05:40] Jesus, who price?

[04:05:47] Almost.

[04:05:48] Oh my god, he ended up, he's definitely a faster-paced game.

[04:05:56] Get the tutties, be careful.

[04:06:00] Very nice.

[04:06:02] Maybe?

[04:06:04] Oh!

[04:06:06] Oh my god!

[04:06:10] What did I just do what even was that that was a side flip flick. Oh my god upper 90

[04:06:19] Genuinely, you're out playing. I'm like this guy's good for your out playing him

[04:06:32] Yeah, if you're when you're in simis one more you're in the final

[04:06:36] Welcome nice swing it swing it swing it. I'm lucky give us give us give us give us give us careful careful

[04:06:43] Yeah, oh god. I might have been back home by me. He's boxing you out nice

[04:06:49] Good job, thanks

[04:06:55] Captain big shots one idiot I'm lucky I'm like you respond back you're good

[04:07:05] Oh geez, yeah, I'm gonna go fuck the flag.

[04:07:35] Hey, I am back.

[04:07:40] Wait, what happened?

[04:07:42] I tabbed out.

[04:07:43] WHAT THE FUCK?!

[04:07:44] Did he just air- okay, this might be- this might be a smurf.

[04:07:51] That was actually crazy.

[04:07:52] He has a slicker, the big red dog in the pro-mall thing.

[04:07:58] That is crazy.

[04:08:03] I did not know class to Eric like that Jesus Christ could say it's going down be careful

[04:08:11] need oh my god oh my god your clutch your clutch your clutch it boosted your cast hold

[04:08:22] Hold on hold on their area dude

[04:08:34] Damn

[04:08:39] Jesus Christ you saw the chance you saw the chance

[04:08:52] Careful. It's off. It's off. You're good. You're good. You're good.

[04:08:56] He's kind of like, try to get possession if you can. He has a lot of possession.

[04:08:59] Nice. Open. If you can, if you can open.

[04:09:03] Jinx. Jinx. Jinx. Jinx.

[04:09:06] Calm. Calm. Calm. Calm. Calm. Calm.

[04:09:09] Um, nice. That's dude. That's like the, that's like your strategy. You got it. You got it.

[04:09:15] Incredible. Incredible. Incredible.

[04:09:19] Incredible. Let's go.

[04:09:22] Let go Jinx!

[04:09:25] Let's go.

[04:09:28] This guy is like, like, crazy.

[04:09:32] You typed one at a time.

[04:09:34] You know about the cliptaps?

[04:09:35] Oh yeah, yeah.

[04:09:36] You can also do that with the cliptaps.

[04:09:37] Don't jinx it though.

[04:09:38] Be careful.

[04:09:39] Don't jinx it.

[04:09:40] Good job.

[04:09:41] Jesus Christ.

[04:09:42] You're top four.

[04:09:43] Congratulations.

[04:09:44] You made it to the top four.

[04:09:45] Congratulations you made it to the top four you are not good and then left so wait now

[04:09:59] I'm at the top four you're in the top four let me get these stores updated wait so what

[04:10:06] is his rank you said a plateau I believe yeah he did tell me he was a plateau yes

[04:10:15] Let's go.

[04:10:17] Now I'm in 70s.

[04:10:19] You're trying to guide a destroyer, it looks like.

[04:10:25] Okay, it looks like everyone has submitted their scores.

[04:10:33] Dude.

[04:10:35] Okay, I'll show you what the bracket is currently looking like.

[04:10:41] looking like. And then let's go to the next game. Okay, sharing screen. Okay, I'm looking.

[04:10:52] So your next map is against destroyer 9128. That's quite the intimidating name. It's

[04:10:59] okay. My name is more intimidating. So this is this is the semifinals. How do you get

[04:11:04] the name Evo Junko? What's like the story behind them? I've had like 55 different game

[04:11:10] I'm probably going to do another one soon and there's no story. I just change them

[04:11:15] Does everyone know how I got the name Jakesy?

[04:11:18] Wow

[04:11:20] So do you know the Pokemon card Jakes? I'm not familiar with Pokemon though

[04:11:34] Is that is that how you got the name though?

[04:11:36] I've been locked in on my grind, bro.

[04:11:41] I know Pikachu and Charizard.

[04:11:43] You didn't know Squirtle?

[04:11:45] I've heard of Squirtle once.

[04:11:49] What about Blastoise?

[04:11:51] Never heard of Blastoise.

[04:11:54] I've never heard of Blastoise.

[04:11:56] I've never heard of Blastoise.

[04:11:58] I've never heard of Blastoise.

[04:12:00] I've never heard of Blastoise.

[04:12:03] you hate me are we not friends anymore bro no it's just like I wanted a puke bro I want

[04:12:13] to puke bro I'm sorry bro listen I'm trying to be your your coach in this tournament

[04:12:18] and like I'm sorry I'm sorry I know but musty I've been on this planet 24 years brother

[04:12:25] I have never in my life heard somebody say they're not familiar with Pokemon dude my

[04:12:30] My fault, my fault.

[04:12:35] Okay, I'm making the next match for you.

[04:12:42] All right, bro.

[04:12:43] So now I'm in semis, I'm in semis.

[04:12:45] You're in semis, that's gonna make the match.

[04:12:50] I'm in semis, dude.

[04:12:52] Yes, sir.

[04:12:55] Okay, let's see.

[04:13:00] I'm in semis, dude.

[04:13:04] Yes, sir. You're in semifinal. I gotta make a new match here.

[04:13:10] Look at handsome today. Thank you, my sir. Appreciate it.

[04:13:18] Thank you, my sir.

[04:13:25] So who am I playing against in sevens destroyer? I'm getting destroyer who he has been destroying his opponents

[04:13:42] Most people use Christianos what what wheels are you using?

[04:13:47] Zombies are good zombies are good zombies are good

[04:13:49] Okay. Okay. I'm going to go, uh,

[04:13:53] interview the Platts on the MASH info, and then I'll be right back.

[04:13:57] Alright.

[04:13:59] Chow about to play a flat, about to play a flat.

[04:14:02] Chow, what is this? Bruce?

[04:14:06] Bruce clip?

[04:14:13] Statenings, 1080p.

[04:14:16] Yo, JC, bro, uh, you should be prone.

[04:14:19] and rocket league, you know what I'm saying?

[04:14:21] I got the ice cream truck.

[04:14:22] If you don't know about the ice cream truck and rocket league,

[04:14:24] you got to get a hundred crashes.

[04:14:27] Um, and you don't like the ice cream truck.

[04:14:29] I'm, I'm, I'm going to be honest, bro.

[04:14:31] I'm a rocket league demon.

[04:14:33] Hey, you know what I'm saying?

[04:14:34] He's in the lobby.

[04:14:35] Okay.

[04:14:36] And there we go.

[04:14:37] How are we?

[04:14:38] 17 Gs.

[04:14:39] It's a semifinal match in the flat tournament.

[04:14:40] You've gone very, very far.

[04:14:42] Wait, wait, sorry, sorry, musty.

[04:14:43] Sorry.

[04:14:44] I was watching something.

[04:14:45] Hold it up.

[04:14:46] Sorry, sorry, musty.

[04:14:47] I'll be back in like seven, seven seconds.

[04:14:48] Six or seven seconds.

[04:14:49] Sorry. No, no, you're good.

[04:14:51] Why did you say I was dick?

[04:14:53] Chad, what is the ice cream truck shit?

[04:14:55] What is that?

[04:14:56] Ice cream truck and rocket league.

[04:14:58] You got to get a ice cream truck if you don't know about the ice cream truck and rocket league.

[04:15:01] You got to get a hundred crashes.

[04:15:03] Um, and you unlock the ice cream truck.

[04:15:05] I'm, I'm a, I'm, I'm the honest girl.

[04:15:08] I'm a rocket league demon.

[04:15:09] You know what I'm saying?

[04:15:10] You got to play together.

[04:15:12] Dude, I'm down.

[04:15:13] What the hell?

[04:15:14] Yeah, I'm down, bro.

[04:15:15] Chad, just tell him to text me on Twitter.

[04:15:17] All right, musters. Sorry. I'm back. I'm back. Yo, yo, I'm back. I'm back.

[04:15:24] You ready? Okay. So this is the semis. Yeah.

[04:15:30] Yeah, sir. All right.

[04:15:34] How are we feeling? Good. So if I win this, I'm in finals.

[04:15:38] I believe so. You ready? Let's do it.

[04:15:45] Oh, I joined, sorry.

[04:15:46] Wait, you joined.

[04:15:47] Oh, god.

[04:15:47] I don't know.

[04:15:48] I'm sure that's a lot of them.

[04:15:49] I will not be playing against you.

[04:15:54] All right, best of luck.

[04:15:55] I'm ready.

[04:15:56] I'm ready.

[04:15:57] Tabby Battles?

[04:15:58] Am I winning at seven finals?

[04:15:59] Yes, sir.

[04:16:00] Yes, sir.

[04:16:06] I think he might as well.

[04:16:15] What?

[04:16:15] what what what i thought i had a free goal

[04:16:21] oh god

[04:16:26] this guy this guy's good okay this guy's really good

[04:16:37] this guy is good

[04:16:45] How does he...

[04:16:47] He has to be... I don't know.

[04:16:49] You should ask this guy what rank he is.

[04:16:54] Careful.

[04:16:55] Oh brother.

[04:16:57] Oh brother.

[04:17:00] This might be the end.

[04:17:03] This might be the end.

[04:17:04] Bro, this guy knows his shit.

[04:17:06] Look at the box.

[04:17:10] This guy knows his shit though.

[04:17:12] Jesus Christ. You got it. You got it. You got it.

[04:17:15] Nice.

[04:17:16] Slice.

[04:17:17] Slice.

[04:17:18] Very nice.

[04:17:19] Very nice.

[04:17:20] Off the wall!

[04:17:23] Very nice.

[04:17:24] Incredible.

[04:17:25] Incredible.

[04:17:26] very nice very nice incredible incredible

[04:17:46] fuck that no way I think it's if you can

[04:17:51] Careful, careful, careful, you don't boost.

[04:17:58] Open, if you can, open, if you can, open, if you can, I'm lucky.

[04:18:11] This guy's name is Destroyer for a reason.

[04:18:20] I'm asking what rank this guy is, he's playing really good, he's feeding that thing.

[04:18:45] Nice.

[04:18:46] We messed up, we messed up.

[04:18:52] Demo.

[04:18:53] Good demo, good demo, good demo.

[04:18:58] I'm lucky, I'm lucky, I'm lucky.

[04:19:05] Very nice.

[04:19:07] Very nice, try to get through this if you can, watch bumps, watch bumps, very good.

[04:19:23] That's what you said, nice, easy, easy, let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go,

[04:19:36] Let's go!

[04:19:41] huge

[04:19:44] If I win this in the final, it's right?

[04:19:47] Yes, if you win this in the final, it's why I'm gonna play against another 5-3

[04:19:54] Open! Easy! Easy! Easy! Easy!

[04:20:00] This guy is trash, dude!

[04:20:03] Easy!

[04:20:03] Plat 3?

[04:20:06] How the fuck is this guy?

[04:20:11] Yeah, he's gonna be unique that cops you gotta be you gotta be really gotta get a good 50 on kickoff

[04:20:25] Nice he's some some way that some pickups using the wave batch which isn't as fast actually careful

[04:20:32] Oh no.

[04:20:37] Yes!

[04:20:38] Easy.

[04:20:39] He's probably going to get back, you're going to have to outplay him here.

[04:20:48] Unlucky.

[04:20:49] Unlucky.

[04:20:50] Unlucky.

[04:20:51] Unlucky Janks.

[04:20:52] How are we feeling?

[04:20:53] How are we feeling?

[04:20:54] I like you, Janks. How are we feeling? How are we feeling?

[04:20:59] This guy's doing weird shit.

[04:21:16] Nope. Not the red.

[04:21:18] I could say.

[04:21:20] Okay, boosts get boosts

[04:21:25] He's gonna go

[04:21:28] Oh, no nice. Good job. Good job. Don't you worry

[04:21:34] Careful you need to get boost get small pads if you can careful

[04:21:41] You miss

[04:21:46] All right, sorry, sorry, I'll be I'll be me

[04:22:20] Huge huge

[04:22:25] He knows how to speed flip on a kickoff so you gotta be really careful he might get it

[04:22:30] Oh, no

[04:22:36] Just hold on 45 seconds

[04:22:48] Oh, no

[04:22:50] Nice!

[04:22:52] The boost is so low

[04:22:53] Good job

[04:22:58] Ah!

[04:22:59] NOOOOO

[04:23:01] I'm lucky, I'm lucky

[04:23:05] You're too miss

[04:23:10] You're good, just hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on

[04:23:13] That's not it. Let it go. Very nice. Let's go, Jinx.

[04:23:26] So I just need one more win, right? One more. You're in the finals. I gotta

[04:23:30] look at the bracket so you're playing. Oh my god. I've actually somehow won

[04:23:36] every game. Oh my, chat, one more? What was the score? Five to four?

[04:23:42] All of your games, you won by one goal.

[04:23:45] For real, sis?

[04:23:47] Yes, sir.

[04:23:48] All right, so who is the last one?

[04:23:56] Let me see right now.

[04:23:57] I'm going to get in the water.

[04:23:58] I'm going to get in the water.

[04:23:59] I'll be back.

[04:24:00] I'm ready for the final round.

[04:24:01] Okay.

[04:24:02] Okay.

[04:24:33] Thank you.

[04:25:03] Okay.

[04:25:30] I am back.

[04:25:31] You want to take a look at the bracket?

[04:25:32] playing young blood.

[04:25:37] Oh, he's not here.

[04:25:44] We got the train's bring back all the memories and the memories

[04:25:48] bring back memories bring back to do to do to do to do to

[04:25:56] memories bring back memories bring back you chat word

[04:26:00] finals. Jax, at least I got one more game y'all.

[04:26:03] Finals.

[04:26:03] One more game.

[04:26:05] Finals.

[04:26:06] You want to take a look at the bracket?

[04:26:10] Yes, sir.

[04:26:11] Let me take a look at the bracket, man.

[04:26:12] One last time, baby.

[04:26:15] One last time in the bracket, baby.

[04:26:18] You are playing against young bloods.

[04:26:25] He has been destroying his opponents.

[04:26:28] 11 to 2, 10 to 3, 9 to 4.

[04:26:37] Uh, yeah.

[04:26:39] I'm cooked.

[04:26:41] I'm fucking cooked.

[04:26:43] We'll see.

[04:26:44] We'll see.

[04:26:45] Bro, what rank is he?

[04:26:48] He said he was 5'3".

[04:26:51] But I don't know.

[04:26:51] This is where he's gotten into the double digits a few times.

[04:26:55] But, oh, you want to get into it?

[04:26:58] Yes, I'm ready.

[04:26:59] Let's go.

[04:27:00] Let's go.

[04:27:01] Let's go.

[04:27:01] Let's do it.

[04:27:02] Dialogy text review?

[04:27:03] Let me see.

[04:27:12] Okay.

[04:27:12] I'm glad I didn't show it.

[04:27:13] It's like a thing thing.

[04:27:16] It's cool.

[04:27:20] It's the best thing.

[04:27:23] All right, all right.

[04:27:24] You ready?

[04:27:25] Yeah, so this is the like basically best player to turn. Yeah, aside from you.

[04:27:35] Yeah, but my goal differential is like three. His is like 16 or something.

[04:27:40] Yeah, he won the first game, 11 to 2 second game, 10 to 3, third game, nine to four scores a lot.

[04:27:48] All right, bro.

[04:27:49] Finals.

[04:27:50] Bro, that almost is unnatural, though.

[04:27:55] Like, no one even came close to beating this guy, and he's flat?

[04:27:59] I- he said he was flat.

[04:28:01] I looked at his Rocket League tracker.

[04:28:03] Well, we'll see.

[04:28:04] All right, this is the end part.

[04:28:05] Finals of the Tour of the Chap.

[04:28:06] All right, good luck.

[04:28:07] Finals of the Tour of the Chap.

[04:28:08] What's that?

[04:28:19] I mess a lot.

[04:28:22] He's not here. Hold on, should I restart?

[04:28:27] High hours.

[04:28:32] AFK?

[04:28:38] Sorry about the eye.

[04:28:42] Okay, I'll restart from kickoff.

[04:28:44] I had five minutes.

[04:28:46] Alright, good luck.

[04:28:49] What is this guy?

[04:29:04] This guy is not a player.

[04:29:06] I'm sorry, brother.

[04:29:14] Wow, he literally has a diamond banner.

[04:29:24] I don't know.

[04:29:27] Not an interest to smurf.

[04:29:33] He's crying.

[04:29:36] This guy's good.

[04:29:50] Open.

[04:29:51] Try.

[04:29:52] Get boost.

[04:29:53] Get boost.

[04:29:54] I love that dribble even if he has a diamond band

[04:30:24] yeah he probably he probably wasn't that one point he's not playing like a

[04:30:31] time anymore. Save that. Save that! Nice. This is easy, easy. Jesus Christ. It's time

[04:30:59] to get back. I don't know if you can aerial. I'm lucky.

[04:31:06] Well, it's not even bad luck, I'm just a fucking loser.

[04:31:13] No, you're not. You're not a loser, James. You're literally winning all the matches.

[04:31:20] Nice, good moves.

[04:31:27] What?

[04:31:28] I'm not too close.

[04:31:35] Careful, you might have a follow up.

[04:31:40] I don't go twice!

[04:31:45] It's all good. It's all good. It's all good. It's all good.

[04:31:52] You got this you're in the grand final

[04:31:55] That boosts get ball

[04:31:58] How to get a boost if you can you're in the grand final bro

[04:32:05] Off demo, he might try to bump you nice open open he overcommitted

[04:32:09] Let's go team. Let's go. Let's go. Let's go

[04:32:12] Let's go!

[04:32:13] Huge.

[04:32:14] Huge.

[04:32:15] Let's go.

[04:32:16] Nice.

[04:32:17] Nice!

[04:32:18] Cut it.

[04:32:19] Cut it.

[04:32:20] Cut it.

[04:32:21] Careful, he hasn't touched.

[04:32:22] Careful.

[04:32:23] He's literally dribbling it bro.

[04:32:24] You're messing it.

[04:32:25] Maybe?

[04:32:26] It's very nice.

[04:32:27] Let's go.

[04:32:28] Huge.

[04:32:29] Huge.

[04:32:30] Oh my god!

[04:32:31] Oh my god!

[04:32:32] Oh my god!

[04:32:33] Oh my god!

[04:32:34] Oh my god!

[04:32:35] Oh my god!

[04:32:36] Oh my god!

[04:32:37] Oh my god!

[04:32:38] Oh my god!

[04:32:39] Oh my god!

[04:32:40] Oh my god!

[04:32:41] Oh my god!

[04:32:43] Let's go.

[04:32:45] You got this, you got this, you got this.

[04:32:55] Careful, yeah, he has one touch here.

[04:33:01] He missed, easy.

[04:33:03] You got it, you got it, you got it.

[04:33:05] Nice.

[04:33:07] He's crying, he's getting good touches here.

[04:33:09] Gotta get boosted.

[04:33:12] OH MY GOD!

[04:33:16] OH MY GOD!

[04:33:24] Hit Shadow!

[04:33:25] You got him! You got him! You got him!

[04:33:26] I'm lucky.

[04:33:29] That saved genuinely was one of the best saves I've ever seen.

[04:33:33] Thank you, bro.

[04:33:34] God, this is insane.

[04:33:37] You got this.

[04:33:39] Yeah, he has a good one. Like, by risk I will reward.

[04:33:45] No? Good job. Dude, that's literally, like, your strategy.

[04:33:49] Let's go, Jinx. Let's go. Let's go. Let's go.

[04:33:51] I'm actually gonna ban him. Let's go. Good job.

[04:33:54] Come on. Come on. Nice.

[04:34:02] Get them in, dude. Yeah, remember, he has a first-time carry.

[04:34:07] I think you got it. I think you got it. Incredible.

[04:34:17] Oh, man.

[04:34:28] He's literally irritable. Nice. Let's go. Let's go.

[04:34:32] I think it might be open if you can.

[04:34:35] Oh

[04:34:42] You're doing good. You're doing very good. You're doing very good.

[04:34:46] Ah, he's crying.

[04:34:51] This, it is.

[04:34:56] Yeah.

[04:34:57] Nice guy, he missed, he missed, he missed, he missed.

[04:35:07] No, careful, careful.

[04:35:11] Careful here, he might have a shot.

[04:35:17] Okay, he doesn't have a shot anymore.

[04:35:19] Yeah, yeah.

[04:35:21] Nice, in my beam.

[04:35:25] Let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go.

[04:35:30] That is a power shot.

[04:35:32] Let's go.

[04:35:39] Nope, don't have to take it.

[04:35:43] He's still on it, carefully hasn't shot it.

[04:35:46] Double jump?

[04:35:47] Nice.

[04:35:52] Oh brother, I'm lucky.

[04:35:55] Let's go, King. Let's go.

[04:36:02] Bro, he's so back and forth. Oh my god.

[04:36:09] Lucky. Hydrate up. Hydrate up.

[04:36:15] Nice.

[04:36:18] He beat it, Booth.

[04:36:20] But he might have left you nothing there.

[04:36:23] Nice!

[04:36:25] Good save by him.

[04:36:32] No way! No way!

[04:36:33] Any room?

[04:36:34] Oh!

[04:36:35] I'm not here.

[04:36:36] Get boost, get boost, get boost, get boost.

[04:36:45] You got this, come on.

[04:36:47] Oh no.

[04:36:49] No angle.

[04:36:51] Nice.

[04:36:53] He missed.

[04:37:00] Nice!

[04:37:02] Careful, careful, careful, careful, careful.

[04:37:11] Stay calm, stay calm, stay calm, stay calm, stay calm.

[04:37:17] Try.

[04:37:21] Nice drop, might not be it.

[04:37:32] Careful.

[04:37:35] Oh my god, what a clear.

[04:37:37] Might have a touch, might have a touch.

[04:37:40] I have a bigger one!

[04:37:42] Jesus Christ, I'm literally still in there with it.

[04:37:46] Oh no.

[04:37:51] Oh my god, what is he doing?

[04:37:56] He's trying to get back and back and back and back back

[04:38:04] Oh my god, it's the boosts give us give us

[04:38:11] Oh my god, JC

[04:38:21] Miss you miss you miss you miss open open

[04:38:26] Let's go

[04:38:30] Let's go. Oh my god

[04:38:34] I'm literally taking you

[04:38:39] Gigi is this going to be in a video. Yes. Oh my god

[04:38:43] Jesus Christ

[04:38:45] Well, so those were all class, bro?

[04:38:49] Well, that guy was a diamond, it seemed like.

[04:38:53] So I just beat a diamond?

[04:38:57] He was a diamond at some point.

[04:38:59] It seems like.

[04:39:00] Congratulations.

[04:39:02] So, like?

[04:39:05] I guess I got to come to your house now.

[04:39:07] And how are you?

[04:39:08] I was not expecting to win, I'm going to be honest, I was expecting to lose in like the first or second round.

[04:39:22] I do have something to tell you.

[04:39:24] Bro.

[04:39:26] Fortunately.

[04:39:28] So, those were some of my friends, those were not plots. I hate to break it to you.

[04:39:38] But listen, Jinxie, but listen, the first video, your chat was so sus bro, I messed up, I messed

[04:39:50] up that.

[04:39:51] But the first video with the gold, gold 2, gold 3, and the plat 1, you legitimately be

[04:39:57] all the plats with me and the caster.

[04:40:00] But yeah, I hate to reveal it to you, but you just played Reddles.

[04:40:05] So, all of those wins were completely meaningless.

[04:40:20] Yeah.

[04:40:21] I'm sorry, Jinx.

[04:40:26] So, how many goals did I play?

[04:40:30] Was it just goals?

[04:40:32] It was gold and the one plat you did actually be.

[04:40:37] So I only beat one plat.

[04:40:40] You did beat a plat.

[04:40:41] If you won, I feel so bad, bro.

[04:40:43] I feel so bad.

[04:40:44] I'm sorry.

[04:40:45] If you won, I can remake the tournament another time and we could actually do it legit.

[04:40:51] Wait, so in the tournament...

[04:40:54] You want to hop in a call with all the creators who ran on it or no?

[04:41:00] I'm sorry, James. I'm sorry. I'm going to get called.

[04:41:09] You're chat already knew. Here, join this call. I just added you to.

[04:41:20] Oh, God. Who was that?

[04:41:25] Who was that?

[04:41:27] What's up brother?

[04:41:31] Jinxed.

[04:41:33] That chat already knew bro. I pulled up. I actually had the tab pulled up.

[04:41:37] Dude, I saw that actually. I saw that.

[04:41:41] Wait, what tab? What tab?

[04:41:43] Okay, Jinxed, did you know at all? Did you know?

[04:41:46] No, what tab?

[04:41:48] And that when I was showing you the bracket the whole time in the top left. It said Jinxie Platt prank

[04:41:55] Google Drive are you fucking serious in a Google? I I thought you knew I thought you knew

[04:42:01] Wait, so

[04:42:04] Yeah, that's a chat the first match you played you played Gerard here. Who's a grand champ?

[04:42:11] Intentionally giving me the ball and letting me score. I

[04:42:15] I was playing my heart. I don't know. I don't know what it is.

[04:42:20] I was putting it into auto mob so you couldn't see is what I was saying.

[04:42:25] Wow!

[04:42:27] Smart. W. Hi-Vis. I was looking at your chat and I was like, oh god, they know.

[04:42:32] So wait, I played like a bunch of W. Hi-Vis.

[04:42:35] Yeah, yeah.

[04:42:37] I may have defaulted all of my settings and tried my best to play like a plat.

[04:42:44] I'll tell you guys what, Platte, you guys are hard to emulate, man.

[04:42:48] That's a tough rank to be in.

[04:42:50] I don't, you know, I don't want to get a good job as a Platte.

[04:42:54] I don't know.

[04:42:54] Yeah, I'm a, I'm a Platte at heart.

[04:42:57] Did it work?

[04:42:58] Did you believe you won the tournament things?

[04:43:01] Bro, it was just weird.

[04:43:02] Cause like the last, who was the last guy I played?

[04:43:06] Those Reddles.

[04:43:07] Yeah.

[04:43:07] At the start of the game, you were like a God and then you were just giving me the

[04:43:11] So I was like, is this guy like, is this guy like peaking?

[04:43:16] But when he bumped me in shit, that was clean.

[04:43:19] So none of y'all, none of y'all were Plats.

[04:43:26] Y'all were all just SSLs basically giving me the win.

[04:43:29] I mean, I was Plat like five years ago.

[04:43:31] I mean, we were all Plat at one point, you know?

[04:43:33] Yeah, I was probably Plat my team.

[04:43:34] I was Plat.

[04:43:35] So who all did I play?

[04:43:36] I played Tenacity, Reddles, and who else?

[04:43:40] Me.

[04:43:40] Gerard Gerard influence their grand champ and super sonic legend. Yeah. Wow. This is so fucked up

[04:43:48] must be

[04:43:53] I'm sorry, bro, this might be

[04:43:55] Actually, like some of y'all actually

[04:43:58] Well, I thought you got to blast the last game. Well, that's good

[04:44:03] But I was I really said I was like this guy is doing some unnatural shit. Oh my god

[04:44:07] I thought I thought you knew though Jinxie. I thought you knew the whole time and it was just like awkward

[04:44:13] I thought you saw the the the Google drive tab

[04:44:16] No, I was okay. Was it when you bought the bracket? I

[04:44:21] Was yeah, yeah, I was looking at your type. Okay. Thank God, but your your chat your chat saw W

[04:44:26] High-vives them for hiding it, but yeah, thank you Jinxie for

[04:44:30] participating if you want

[04:44:32] We cannot we can do a real thing because you you legitimately be a gold one a gold two gold three and a plot one

[04:44:38] We could set up a plat only tournament see how you do like next week if you'd like if you if you don't hate me

[04:44:44] I'm very sorry James. Ah, bro. I'll let you know bro

[04:44:47] Okay

[04:44:54] Here I was thinking that I was actually going blow for flow with Plat in once

[04:45:02] That is so fucked.

[04:45:12] This is how squishy felt, bro.

[04:45:14] Let me explain the squishy thing.

[04:45:17] Like guys, I did not know squishy was going to make training packs.

[04:45:23] What our plan was was I told squishy like, yo bro, do you want to try to teach me air dribbling

[04:45:27] tomorrow?

[04:45:28] And then I was gonna like have musty air triple and then I was gonna the plan was to meet a 1v1 viewers and then start hitting crazy shit

[04:45:36] But squishy made four training packs and I didn't know so when it already started imagine I'm already streaming

[04:45:42] I'm in a discord call with squishy musty's literally sitting

[04:45:46] Right here on my couch and I'm like, uh, how do I say this without completely fucking giving it away?

[04:45:52] Because I didn't want to waste squishy's fucking two hours of making training packs

[04:45:58] But honestly, GGs. GGs. GGs. Yeah, I guess it's Karna, you're right.

[04:46:10] Bro, but the thing is, I wasn't trying to troll Squishy for like an hour and a half,

[04:46:16] I was not trying to do that. I was going to, like, told him for like 30 minutes. And I

[04:46:23] didn't want him to go into the hassle of, like, making packs. I thought we were just

[04:46:26] like free play and then I was gonna have musty hit insane shit in it like I did

[04:46:31] not know he was gonna make four packs but that's all me okay let me call

[04:46:38] Lacey let it be called Lacey all right chat it's time to get absolutely wasted

[04:46:44] it is time to get absolutely shit-faced YouTube I'm gonna end on YouTube

[04:46:49] because I'm about to play shots by John Paul YouTube come to Twitch it's time to

[04:46:56] get fucking bad let me call lacy dad's got a yo dad what is up what's up man hey

[04:47:06] um fishing update remember Dylan like Marshall playing football the part of

[04:47:13] shit I'm well whatever your brother played football okay well my cousin

[04:47:20] Did I get them?

[04:47:22] Yes.

[04:47:24] OK.

[04:47:25] Anyway, we can get a real good boat from a private owner.

[04:47:31] We don't have to rent things.

[04:47:32] We can just pay them direct.

[04:47:35] OK.

[04:47:36] And you want to fish for what?

[04:47:38] What exactly?

[04:47:39] I think we need to fish it and stop all this nerd shit

[04:47:42] that you're doing.

[04:47:44] OK.

[04:47:44] Dad.

[04:47:45] I think here's another idea I got for you.

[04:47:47] I think I need to teach you how to change a tire.

[04:47:52] That might be a good video.

[04:47:55] Okay, so I never changed a tire before, dad.

[04:47:58] Well, that'd be a good video, then wouldn't it?

[04:48:01] Dad, could you teach me like a manly shit, dad?

[04:48:05] Do you know what I mean?

[04:48:05] Yeah, just let me know.

[04:48:07] Cause I'm very like, chubby right now.

[04:48:08] That never require you to come out of your room.

[04:48:12] I know, I know.

[04:48:14] I know, I know.

[04:48:15] Okay, you've never changed your tire?

[04:48:18] What does it, do I look like I've changed your tire?

[04:48:19] No.

[04:48:21] And now, what, what do you do that?

[04:48:23] Yeah, I'm down to fish.

[04:48:24] I'm down to fish.

[04:48:25] All right, well, I mean, do you want to make a YouTube

[04:48:28] or do you want to stream it?

[04:48:31] I don't know.

[04:48:32] I mean, I want to go in the morning and just chill.

[04:48:34] No, no.

[04:48:36] I think it'd be a good father, son fucking stream though.

[04:48:40] To be honest.

[04:48:41] And you'd see on your stream,

[04:48:42] I don't give a fuck, I don't want to stream it.

[04:48:45] Do you think or no?

[04:48:47] No, I'm with it.

[04:48:48] I'm with it.

[04:48:49] Yes, I'm with it.

[04:48:49] It's going to be a YouTube at least.

[04:48:50] Because it's wholesome, dude.

[04:48:52] It'll be a wholesome day.

[04:48:53] It's going to be a YouTube at least.

[04:48:55] OK.

[04:48:56] We'll do a YouTube.

[04:48:57] We'll do a live stream.

[04:48:58] All right, all right.

[04:48:59] Sounds good.

[04:49:00] None of the fucking chuds get after us on a live stream.

[04:49:03] All right, all right.

[04:49:04] Are you down?

[04:49:05] Because I'm down.

[04:49:07] But Wendy, you want to do it?

[04:49:09] We've got real fishing boats with live wells,

[04:49:12] with trolling motors.

[04:49:13] We will, like I said, if we don't catch 20 fish,

[04:49:16] I'll shave my ass, lie on the stream,

[04:49:18] I swear to God, I will.

[04:49:19] Okay, I don't think you're allowed to shave your ass,

[04:49:22] but I doubt it, I'm down.

[04:49:23] But then I'm gonna teach you how to change your tire too.

[04:49:26] Yeah, I'm doubting we're not gonna change the tire.

[04:49:28] And the tarpon springs compound will...

[04:49:30] Oh my God!

[04:49:33] Dad, stop!

[04:49:35] Clapped out Honda, that's perfect.

[04:49:37] No!

[04:49:39] No!

[04:49:40] I'll change your tire.

[04:49:41] That'd be a good video too, I think.

[04:49:43] Chad, am I right or wrong?

[04:49:46] I mean, that'd be great.

[04:49:47] Jynx, I mean, you're a jewel, whole thing yourself.

[04:49:50] Yes, I'll change the tire.

[04:49:51] Dad, I'm de-chutting myself, I'm de-chutting.

[04:49:56] Yes, you're gonna be a bro instead of a fucking chud.

[04:50:00] All right, dad.

[04:50:01] All right, all right, love you, bye.

[04:50:02] Love you, bye.

[04:50:06] Squishy with the raid.

[04:50:07] Squishy, I'm still sorry about the training pack,

[04:50:10] Squishy, if I knew you were going to make four training packs, I would have never did that video on everything I love.

[04:50:18] I'm still sorry, Squish, but I'm down to do that. Squishy, after we watch RLCS tomorrow, maybe we could hit the packs.

[04:50:26] Right, tell me, call Lacey. Let me call Lacey. Chad, look, look, look, look, look, Chad, look, look, look.

[04:50:35] Wait, fuck that.

[04:50:44] I'm the captain now.

[04:50:46] I'm the captain now.

[04:50:48] Look, bro, y'all have never seen me off of the Captain Morgans.

[04:50:54] This is going to be the drunkest rocket league stream of all time.

[04:50:59] GG, yes.

[04:51:00] Hey, normally I'm going to lie and say I'm sober.

[04:51:03] Brothers, y'all have never seen me off the Captain Morgan.

[04:51:07] Dude, I've done some crazy shit off the Captain Morgan.

[04:51:10] Jack, I'm the Captain now.

[04:51:13] This is like, bro, I don't drink.

[04:51:15] I don't drink.

[04:51:16] Lacey texted me about the stream idea yesterday.

[04:51:19] He said, dude, I do this series where we do one loss equals one.

[04:51:25] I'm like, bro, I've done that as well.

[04:51:27] You're matching my vibe here.

[04:51:29] I think we're going to get shithouse.

[04:51:31] First things first, let me face time-lacing. Let's get it absolutely

[04:51:37] wrecked. Chat as long as you're 21 plus and in the safety of your own home. Of

[04:51:42] course. Chat Jim C. Pallam.

[04:51:47] You can't start yet no

[04:52:03] Okay, we will but Lacey look look dude you never seen me off the captain Morgan's bro. I might harass you Lacey

[04:52:13] I'm the captain now

[04:52:15] Lacey, let's do this, bro.

[04:52:17] I'm gonna call you on Discord in two minutes.

[04:52:18] I gotta grab a can of Coke.

[04:52:21] Okay, call me.

[04:52:25] Chat, Captain and Coke.

[04:52:27] Chat, any time.

[04:52:29] More jinksy lore.

[04:52:31] Any time I go to a bar.

[04:52:33] Ramacochmas.

[04:52:35] Ramacochmas.

[04:52:37] And then if they say they don't have Ramacoch,

[04:52:39] no rommies?

[04:52:41] If they don't have a fucking rommin' Coke, I'm not going!

[04:52:44] Remacote, please!

[04:52:48] Alright, now let's get the stream started.

[04:52:50] First things first, let's get the fucking stream started, shall we?

[04:52:55] Let's get the fucking stream started, dude.

[04:52:58] Let's get the fucking stream started, dude.

[04:53:14] Let's go, yeah!

[04:53:16] All of the alcoholics, we went, let's go!

[04:53:29] Stop inviting me to your goddamn club!

[04:53:32] I'm not playing!

[04:53:37] Let me get a can of coke.

[04:53:39] It's time.

[04:53:40] It's time.

[04:53:41] I need a chaser.

[04:54:14] You got the phone and start dialing.

[04:54:40] That's your girlfriend, think you're a lousy piece of garbage.

[04:54:44] Pick up the phone and start fucking dialing.

[04:54:48] I want you to answer your problems by becoming friends.

[04:54:54] I'm already feeling it. One shot in by the way.

[04:54:58] One shot in by the way.

[04:55:01] Alright, I'm gonna go tinkle on a bush.

[04:55:05] And when I get back, me and Macy are the first ever team to do one loss equals one shot in Rocket League.

[04:55:12] Everybody, put your hand on your dick. Let's have a good night.

[04:55:16] I'm going to go take off the RV.

[04:56:46] I'm gonna keep my shirt on tonight

[04:56:48] Now, Jack, step one.

[04:57:13] If you're a drinker, bro, first off, stop drinking.

[04:57:17] But if you can't stop drinking, body armor, flash IV, dude.

[04:57:23] Electrolytes is very important to not get hungover.

[04:57:26] You feel what I'm saying?

[04:57:28] Electrolytes is very important.

[04:57:29] I'm gonna get absolutely shitfaced tonight.

[04:57:32] Highbites calling?

[04:57:34] Fuck!

[04:57:35] Hello?

[04:57:36] Can you see?

[04:57:37] Yo, Lacey, what's up dude?

[04:57:38] Are you okay?

[04:57:39] Are you okay?

[04:57:40] Are you okay?

[04:57:41] You see yo, they see what's up to you. Are you okay?

[04:57:47] Yes, I'm actually fucking great. So they said first thing let me say this off the red

[04:57:53] Where are your electrolytes at brown cuz are you a drinker or not?

[04:57:58] Every good drinker knows you need electrolytes buddy

[04:58:05] Where are your electrolytes agreed do you even have electrolytes?

[04:58:11] You're a rookie, you're a rookie, you're a rookie.

[04:58:14] What are you doing?

[04:58:15] Throw lights.

[04:58:17] I see a big disgusting can of fireball.

[04:58:20] I had one.

[04:58:24] Wait, it says I'm muddy.

[04:58:26] That's what I got.

[04:58:27] That's what I got, fireball.

[04:58:29] Look, I'm not even gonna hold you.

[04:58:31] I'm gonna be honest, bro.

[04:58:33] Lacey's fireball is probably my guilty pleasure.

[04:58:36] It's my guilty pleasure,

[04:58:37] but I think it's like half chemical.

[04:58:40] I got to say it's good because I you know why like fireball it's got that cinnamon zip to it. It's got that cinnamon tingle

[04:58:48] It's like a little candy. It takes you to shots already. I feel good

[04:58:53] Bro, if I would have if I would have gotten fireball, I would have been able to take more shots

[04:58:56] But I have dude I have captain Morgan and it's

[04:59:00] 40% alcohol well I

[04:59:05] Can go get a bottle of whole tequila if you want me to

[04:59:07] All right, we're not going to die, bro, look, we're not even going to have to drink because

[04:59:13] you're good at this game, right?

[04:59:16] Yes.

[04:59:17] I'm not kidding.

[04:59:18] What I mean is when I say this, I wanted to thank you, but I want to actually thank

[04:59:25] you for introducing me to rock and lead because I am genuinely waking up and playing rock

[04:59:30] and lead off stream.

[04:59:32] That's what I do about it.

[04:59:33] It's bad.

[04:59:34] I play rock and league after my stream and before my stream.

[04:59:36] I'm like max.

[04:59:37] I don't even go outside. Me too. Me too. I got off last night and I was playing Rocket League for like two hours.

[04:59:43] Bro. Oh shit. Hold up. No bro. It's a fire ass game. What's that?

[04:59:47] My headset is off. But dude, let's do this, bro. Let's get into it.

[04:59:53] So basically, I'm going to say this off the road, bro. Whatever I saw with Saber Ronaldo in the tournament, that shit's not flying today.

[05:00:02] You need to know rotations. I

[05:00:06] You did play good, but not good enough like make sure you're not in my standards, dude

[05:00:10] Bro, I'm plot one like I'm a big doll. I'm plot one

[05:00:15] Like this one is for the big dogs eat dogs with your what your platt three

[05:00:21] Okay, I'm

[05:00:22] No, I'm gold three up, but I hit plat one and I deranged your gold three me, huh?

[05:00:27] Okay, the thing is, I'm one game off flat two, so I'm technically glad to, but I'm just being generous.

[05:00:34] Wait, so we're playing with plats?

[05:00:37] Yeah, what's up, bro? Are you not ready for- Oh my God, it's your birthday and I didn't say-

[05:00:42] We're doing one loss!

[05:00:44] It is my birthday, yeah.

[05:00:46] Lacey, wait, okay, I'm a piece of shit.

[05:00:48] Bro, I was not gonna text you because I seen you were live in your title sign birthday,

[05:00:52] and I was gonna tell you happy birthday in Discord, and then I forgot because I'm a piece of shit.

[05:00:56] Lacey happy birthday, and I'm just gonna say bro. It is an honor to get drunk with you on your birthday

[05:01:03] Oh my god. Yeah, this is my first time ever get it. Actually no second time ever again drunk on birthday

[05:01:09] Second time. What is my Joe?

[05:01:11] Just me how me what is it?

[05:01:13] My you're going free. So they're saying me how

[05:01:17] Me how is son in Spanish they're just saying son with a little bit of flair to all right Lacey

[05:01:22] I'm glad to remember, bro.

[05:01:24] I need you to step it up.

[05:01:26] All right, whatever I saw in that 2D2 tournament.

[05:01:28] OK, so what?

[05:01:31] It's bullshit, dude.

[05:01:31] We are the fucking voltage.

[05:01:33] I'm Sean in my flat lobbies.

[05:01:37] Lacey, if there's a problem with flat lobbies,

[05:01:40] choose the door.

[05:01:41] Lacey, I'm a big dog, bro.

[05:01:42] I'm too cool for gold, unless it's one.

[05:01:45] So I don't know what it is.

[05:01:46] I cannot get out of gold in once.

[05:01:48] But in twos, I can.

[05:01:50] So Lacey, let's tag it up, bro.

[05:01:52] Wait, I hear you in game shot, I hear you in game shot.

[05:01:53] Okay.

[05:01:54] Can you mute?

[05:01:55] Uh, hold on.

[05:01:56] How do I do that, how do I do that?

[05:01:57] Wait, I can just mute you.

[05:01:58] All right, we're good now.

[05:01:59] I can do it, I can do it.

[05:02:00] No, you're good, you're good.

[05:02:01] Lace, you ready?

[05:02:03] Yeah, I'm ready.

[05:02:03] Let's do this.

[05:02:04] One, two, three, four, five, six.

[05:02:06] One last equals one shot.

[05:02:07] Look, I'm gonna stay stone cold, Steve Austin sober this whole night.

[05:02:10] All right, I'm already one shot in.

[05:02:12] Me too, me too.

[05:02:13] I'm two shots in.

[05:02:16] See, but you're on fireball.

[05:02:17] Here we go.

[05:02:17] Fireball is like candy, dude.

[05:02:18] It doesn't count.

[05:02:22] I think you well, I'm the captain now so I have Captain Morgan if you want to be a captain with me Captain Morgan

[05:02:30] All right, I go I go focused while we're still so we need to be winning. Oh

[05:02:38] I'm done

[05:02:40] like that I need you I'm gonna say this to everybody bro if you pull that fake

[05:02:54] shit get out of my team if you miss the ball say you miss oh no they see should

[05:03:02] we just take the shot now or

[05:03:04] bro they just flying above your head

[05:03:10] listen what I need you to do is play over me like this

[05:03:16] ok

[05:03:17] wait dad this is no no

[05:03:18] and this is actually a terrible idea

[05:03:20] one loss equals one shot

[05:03:22] with a guy that's never even left

[05:03:24] where he at?

[05:03:26] he's either going to go or going to go

[05:03:30] bro get out of my way

[05:03:32] Oh my god, wait, one of them is AFK, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, what's wrong?

[05:03:36] Lacey, one of them is AFK, man, one of them 2v1, Lacey, hit it, hit it, he's AFK, that's it, wait, he's playing herma gold, what an absolute...

[05:03:46] I'll blow up, I'll blow up, I'll take that, I'll blow up!

[05:03:48] Alright, alright, alright, I'm gonna get the niggus, I'm gonna get the niggus, okay, he's, okay, he's not AFK, he's just sitting in gold, he's like a fucking shot, drop.

[05:03:58] You you you what's up wait?

[05:04:02] All right behind you on mine.

[05:04:04] If they get a big shot, I'll be back.

[05:04:06] Oh my god that's huge.

[05:04:08] I got done.

[05:04:09] All right.

[05:04:10] Lacey hit it, hit it, hit it.

[05:04:11] That's kind of good, that's kind of good.

[05:04:13] Let's do it.

[05:04:14] What a little thing, what a little.

[05:04:15] Oh no, you're back, you're back.

[05:04:16] Lacey you're back, you're back.

[05:04:17] It's okay, chill.

[05:04:18] I'm gonna get up there, go for a shot.

[05:04:23] Oh shit.

[05:04:24] It's okay, relax, relax.

[05:04:25] What are you doing?

[05:04:28] I'm wallowing it wallowing it. I'm gonna demo. I'm gonna demo. You miss the ball. You miss the ball

[05:04:34] You you you you it's open

[05:04:40] Hey, look at the spot by the way, yes, I'm taking that for your goal. Oh, look at the bomb. Good ball

[05:04:46] I like that

[05:04:51] All right, all right, look we're not gonna have to take a shot at everybody calm their horses me

[05:04:58] You hear you always play the second touch. Oh my please. No

[05:05:04] What?

[05:05:08] They see I hold up

[05:05:10] All right, I'm going down to go down

[05:05:12] You go to the ball, I'm in the net.

[05:05:16] You go to the ball.

[05:05:17] I go, I go.

[05:05:18] You absolutely fucking horns, Muggle.

[05:05:23] Lacey, you, you, you, you, you, you.

[05:05:27] God, I love it.

[05:05:29] I love it.

[05:05:30] You, you, you, you.

[05:05:32] You.

[05:05:33] I love it, Lacey.

[05:05:36] Uh-oh.

[05:05:37] Oh, no.

[05:05:38] Oh, god.

[05:05:39] Oh, Jason?

[05:05:40] I mean, what do you want me to do if he's-

[05:05:44] NO WHAT ARE YOU DAMNELING

[05:05:51] Bro, if we have to take a shot at our first game, this is gonna be a fucking train wreck.

[05:05:54] It's huge, it's huge.

[05:05:56] This is actually gonna be a fucking train wreck.

[05:05:59] I mean, this is going to be a motherfucking train wreck.

[05:06:03] Oh my god!

[05:06:04] Come on, top, top!

[05:06:06] I have a shot here.

[05:06:09] That's gonna bounce, that's gonna bounce, stay on him.

[05:06:10] Lacey, Lacey, you, you, no!

[05:06:16] I got you.

[05:06:19] Oh, hi, Jason.

[05:06:22] I'm here, man.

[05:06:25] God, I'm already talking.

[05:06:28] What am I doing?

[05:06:30] Hi, Lacey.

[05:06:31] Cheer, cheer, cheer.

[05:06:33] Lacey, you gotta go.

[05:06:36] Yeah!

[05:06:37] Yeah, I think I was good safe.

[05:06:40] I'm gonna bump.

[05:06:42] Chat him up playing good.

[05:06:43] Bro, chat him up for Goldy.

[05:06:45] If we get close to his neck, if we get close to him.

[05:06:48] Like, oh my God, nice, basically.

[05:06:49] Yeah, I can stop that one.

[05:06:50] What a play, what a play.

[05:06:52] Let's get a bounce.

[05:06:53] I have shot.

[05:06:54] Oh my God, I think he's the first shot.

[05:06:55] I have shot.

[05:06:55] How about it?

[05:06:57] Missy, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you,

[05:06:58] where are you?

[05:07:00] Ladies!

[05:07:02] What is your name, you bastard?

[05:07:03] Jay-Z!

[05:07:05] We got a bastard motherfucker!

[05:07:09] We're gonna get that top.

[05:07:11] You, you, you, you, you, you!

[05:07:12] Me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me!

[05:07:15] You're looking good out there, Pete.

[05:07:18] I got this.

[05:07:20] Awful!

[05:07:21] Way off!

[05:07:22] Nice play!

[05:07:23] No, he's got a shot of city at the goal!

[05:07:26] Flip reset it!

[05:07:27] Go demo him, go demo him, go demo him, go bump him!

[05:07:35] 50 seconds off you missed the ball this guy's doing too much I'm going to go over demo demo

[05:07:51] I love you. I love you. I love you. Oh my god

[05:07:57] Do you like that? Do you like that? Do you like that?

[05:08:00] You made him do. You made him jump so he couldn't take the ball.

[05:08:02] I know. I know. Got him off his game better than his game.

[05:08:05] You go. You go. You go. You go.

[05:08:06] Chad, please lock him. I'm so worried.

[05:08:09] Nice. I'm almost out of game.

[05:08:10] Dead of game. Dead of game.

[05:08:11] No! You're making me lose!

[05:08:13] I just...

[05:08:15] This is a do-all right here!

[05:08:17] Yeah, we're staying sober.

[05:08:24] Wow, bro, we might not have to take a single shot.

[05:08:26] Okay, that'll be cinema.

[05:08:29] We went for hours straight.

[05:08:35] I've shot a thing.

[05:08:38] Get back, get back.

[05:08:41] Contestant, I love that contestant.

[05:08:43] I got him, I got him.

[05:08:44] Don't worry daddy's home. Daddy's home. Love it, man! I'm on it! I'm on it! Oh no!

[05:08:53] Kidding, anytime. Go! Hey, one on a 4th point!

[05:08:59] Yo! Yo! They can't hang! They can't hang!

[05:09:02] Should we take a victory shot? Or what do y'all think, Chas?

[05:09:06] No. Chas, what? That's fair!

[05:09:12] It's not a bad shout I mean, I'm the captain now

[05:09:20] Bro, they see what a comeback my boy. Let's see this all started because you actually went for the down the voting

[05:09:26] It's like it's all broke. It doesn't matter how you are. It matters how

[05:09:33] So okay, I'm one went away from Plat 2

[05:09:37] Which means as soon as I get to Plat 2 we're probably gonna lose every single fucking game

[05:09:42] So we probably should not take a victory shot.

[05:09:45] They're saying victory shot.

[05:09:49] Dude, this is such a, all right, let's see what the poll says.

[05:09:54] What do I have a victory shot?

[05:09:56] Okay, for the victory shot, we'll go small.

[05:09:59] We'll take a little close to you.

[05:10:00] Just like a tiny shot for the victory.

[05:10:03] A tiny shot for the victory.

[05:10:04] We'll take a little switch, a little stick, all right?

[05:10:06] Yeah, a tiny shot for the victory.

[05:10:07] Let me know when you're ready.

[05:10:11] Ready, three, two, one.

[05:10:20] Dude, this is actually,

[05:10:23] this is actually perfect because, oh.

[05:10:26] Because, bro, most rock-n-roll games I feel alive.

[05:10:32] Bro, happy birthday, bro.

[05:10:33] Hey, let's get hammered, good?

[05:10:34] Let's get hammered and lose all of our evil.

[05:10:37] I'm not gonna lie I feel good. I feel good. I don't know how to play it

[05:10:43] I'm 1.3 shots deep and I feel good

[05:10:48] Lacey didn't take it wait what

[05:10:56] I know y'all controlling I

[05:10:58] Chad

[05:11:00] So are you like a child?

[05:11:03] What's on there? Oh, I took the shot

[05:11:07] Oh

[05:11:10] No

[05:11:12] Bro when you say oh, no, it's like I'm just gonna kill my confidence

[05:11:19] Okay, our only call outs are meaning me you you you meaning me you you you so we said what I throw

[05:11:26] You you oh god you nice, okay get the back

[05:11:31] You

[05:11:42] You oh my god, you I love it

[05:11:48] Yeah

[05:12:01] YOU!

[05:12:02] BAAAAA

[05:12:03] I'm back! I'm not!

[05:12:06] Okay, I'm gonna be honest, I said me and I missed my area.

[05:12:09] I have to stop the area over here, I have to stop the fucking area over here.

[05:12:16] Heh heh.

[05:12:17] Lacey, I'm sorry, Lacey, what's up?

[05:12:19] I need me help.

[05:12:21] No, I thought we both missed, we both missed.

[05:12:22] Bro, yeah, let them spam me help, let them spam me help.

[05:12:24] They're just, they're just saying it, cause they want us to lose.

[05:12:27] I'm on Matt, Lacey, I'm on Matt.

[05:12:29] Holy power shot. I gotta correct that. You you you you

[05:12:36] Let's get a job. That's in our ass. That's in our ass shot

[05:12:40] Who I don't thought it's big chance you you you

[05:12:46] Okay, so much time no Johnny no

[05:12:52] Got it out of there nice

[05:12:56] Yeah, yeah

[05:12:59] you you motherfucker what type of bullshit is that that is unacceptable on my team to understand

[05:13:17] I

[05:13:21] Fucking God what what's that?

[05:13:27] W defense yeah

[05:13:30] And never you defense no, I'm gonna go for an object. Yeah, I got this

[05:13:34] You you you you

[05:13:37] You you

[05:13:40] Me you you

[05:14:12] Oh my god, no way she got that touch, she can't do it.

[05:14:18] You're locked in, dead ass.

[05:14:22] This is so-

[05:14:24] Okay, I'll just come and set you up, I'll just come and set you up, I'll just come and set you up.

[05:14:28] Wow.

[05:14:30] No!

[05:14:33] Fuck!

[05:14:38] I got a good wall-

[05:14:39] We're gone we're gone off to the races off to the races. Yeah, yeah

[05:14:53] That's I can do there. That's I can do there. Oh, no

[05:14:56] God fucking damn it

[05:14:59] He missed he missed he missed

[05:15:04] Got it out of there. Okay, what made it do you call me out of school here?

[05:15:07] I need to see the clutch.

[05:15:10] You will.

[05:15:13] Take them for you.

[05:15:19] Walling it over the middle.

[05:15:23] Get it back.

[05:15:24] We need to score.

[05:15:25] We need to score now.

[05:15:26] Okay.

[05:15:27] Okay.

[05:15:28] Do you want to get the shot now or after the game?

[05:16:01] But I need you to work on the big house anyways

[05:16:05] Are you right

[05:16:16] Whose team are you on legitimately whose fucking team are you on nice goddamn assist? I mean my god

[05:16:22] ahhhhhhh

[05:16:27] hold on let's see we still have one left

[05:16:29] still have one left

[05:16:32] that's gonna be a good one

[05:16:33] yeah no we got it

[05:16:52] Okay.

[05:17:21] So I don't know if you like smoked weed for your birthday or something, but brother,

[05:17:30] I've seen you miss out on three rebound goals in two games, which might be a world record.

[05:17:35] Okay.

[05:17:36] Lacey, I need you to play the rebound.

[05:17:38] Yeah.

[05:17:39] Pull your head out of your ass.

[05:17:40] All right, bro, we got to do our first shot.

[05:17:43] Come on.

[05:17:44] Real shot, too.

[05:17:45] Okay.

[05:17:46] Okay.

[05:17:47] Here we go.

[05:17:48] You ready?

[05:17:49] Here we go.

[05:17:50] Now people think you scammed on the last one, so I did not scam on the last one.

[05:17:56] I'm drinking out the bottle.

[05:17:58] All right ready?

[05:18:00] Three.

[05:18:02] No no no no no no.

[05:18:04] All right that's a big fucking shot.

[05:18:07] I got my chaser too.

[05:18:08] You ready?

[05:18:09] I'm ready.

[05:18:10] Three.

[05:18:11] Two.

[05:18:12] One.

[05:18:13] Go.

[05:18:14] Oh.

[05:18:15] Oh

[05:18:23] Fuck

[05:18:27] All right, you ready

[05:18:35] No, it's not a baby shot it's not a baby shot oh

[05:18:38] Oh!

[05:18:40] Bro, they're saying you're like faking shots.

[05:18:43] I don't know what's happening over there.

[05:18:44] They're saying you're like not holding up

[05:18:46] your end of the bargain.

[05:18:48] They're saying you're like doing like weird shit.

[05:18:50] I've tried.

[05:18:56] You're cheap, bro.

[05:18:57] You're chasing fireballs and energy drinks.

[05:18:59] Your heart's gonna implode.

[05:19:01] Yes.

[05:19:02] Good God, dude.

[05:19:04] All right, you ready?

[05:19:06] Wait, when you press right,

[05:19:07] It really does.

[05:19:08] It actually pressed right stick you can see behind you.

[05:19:10] You have a back shot game.

[05:19:11] Look

[05:19:12] Oh my God you do.

[05:19:13] Yeah I missed cancel.

[05:19:15] Oh that's good.

[05:19:16] That gives us more time.

[05:19:18] Lacey drinking more than you.

[05:19:19] Is it a loss?

[05:19:20] No.

[05:19:21] Bro what the whoa?

[05:19:23] Do you like hate yourself?

[05:19:24] No dude.

[05:19:25] We're not taking a shot of that.

[05:19:28] Is that a loss?

[05:19:29] It's Syrabe's schedule match.

[05:19:30] The chats in passive shot.

[05:19:32] No.

[05:19:33] How is that a loss?

[05:19:36] The game got canceled.

[05:19:37] How the fuck?

[05:19:41] All right, listen stop stop

[05:19:43] Like no no no ignore them. They just want us to like be unconscious. Yo, I'm staying sober, dude

[05:19:52] We do I'm not even feeling it yet. All right, you go dead of dead of dead of dead of dead of dead of

[05:20:05] Oh my god

[05:20:07] Now you're playing. I can see it.

[05:20:11] I think.

[05:20:19] That's good.

[05:20:20] Flying flying around.

[05:20:27] What?

[05:20:33] Oh, oh.

[05:20:37] I'm on that I'm on that

[05:20:47] Oh no, oh no, what a back what a nice kick

[05:20:58] What a sh- AHHHHHH!

[05:21:01] Okay, I'm not gonna lie, that was actually almost disgusting.

[05:21:05] Like, that almost turned me on.

[05:21:08] That's you, sister.

[05:21:10] I got demoed.

[05:21:12] I clicked it up.

[05:21:13] I hope y'all go on and keep losing streak like blackout.

[05:21:16] Alright, that was kind of funny.

[05:21:19] Okay.

[05:21:20] See, like, I feel like you only didn't go for the same just so you could take a shot.

[05:21:24] I'm not even kidding.

[05:21:25] No, I saved it once and then look.

[05:21:27] And then look how much was I see?

[05:21:28] Yeah, and you spectated that one.

[05:21:32] You spectated it.

[05:21:33] All right, now.

[05:21:34] These are slurred for a minute.

[05:21:36] What?

[05:21:37] Come back, come back, come back.

[05:21:39] Kill.

[05:21:40] Oh, this kid.

[05:21:40] All right, this kid is beat flipping.

[05:21:44] Lacy, on everything I love, this kid is beat flipping.

[05:21:49] All right.

[05:21:50] So first slur for the night.

[05:21:52] All good, dude.

[05:21:53] All good.

[05:21:54] Because, bro, at the end of the day, bro,

[05:21:56] I can't say that on Twitch.

[05:21:57] God!

[05:21:59] I guarantee you he's perfect too.

[05:22:01] I guarantee it.

[05:22:05] He's speed flipping like an absolute chud.

[05:22:11] Move equals smurf?

[05:22:12] Uh, no, it's not move equals smurf.

[05:22:14] It's speed flip equals smurf.

[05:22:17] Duffed on, idiot.

[05:22:21] Come on.

[05:22:24] Oh, man.

[05:22:26] What the fuck is that?

[05:22:33] Got it out of there?

[05:22:40] You, you, you.

[05:22:42] Me, me, me, me, me.

[05:22:44] You, you.

[05:22:46] Let's go!

[05:22:48] I'm here, I'm here!

[05:22:50] I want this shit!

[05:22:52] Let's go, lady!

[05:22:54] Dude absolutely no more shots for us

[05:22:59] Hi, guys, why do you lower people to shots guys do me a favor get a job

[05:23:05] Get a job. I'm not doing two shots. I'm on that

[05:23:13] Holy shit, oh my god

[05:23:18] So you get out I get out get out. He's doing our first. He's doing our purpose to drink

[05:23:24] Lacey Lacey Lacey yo yo yo yo yo yo my boy my boy like like

[05:23:31] This it's gotta be right

[05:23:36] Brother it says your back

[05:23:44] It's gonna come up over area

[05:23:54] over the middle, over the middle, over the middle, god damn it, not there, they're

[05:24:24] playing good the only pinch out of it this motherfucker's already drunk hey

[05:24:28] check him out of here I'm gonna wake up in gold I'm gonna wake up in gold I

[05:24:32] should put a gun I am

[05:24:36] fuck you get some pussy dude you're spurping is black

[05:24:51] Right side of that right side of that. Oh

[05:24:55] Get me out of here. Get me out of here. It's coming. It's coming. Are you ready? No, no, it's not it never comes

[05:24:59] You just unlyptic past in the corner. I just these guys are fucking climbing the walls

[05:25:10] Hit it

[05:25:13] My

[05:25:15] That was a little so good man

[05:25:18] You know drop I'm on this

[05:25:21] Jesus Christ, no, no, it's not me like

[05:25:25] Wait now miss that's in your mouth

[05:25:28] Drop drop fucking drop, please

[05:25:31] fucking drop

[05:25:32] They see you you you you you you I love you. I actually want to have sex with you

[05:25:40] In my veins I actually

[05:25:42] Wow, wow. Oh my god. All right, let's get it

[05:25:45] Let's go all right. We need one more to win this. I'm not taking another goddamn shot. Okay, let's do

[05:25:53] You play the second time

[05:25:59] That's gonna drop though, that's gonna drop we got

[05:26:07] Jaycee Jaycee Jaycee

[05:26:15] Oh my god, excuse me.

[05:26:19] How did you smash the bomb?

[05:26:21] Yeah, I don't know what to do.

[05:26:26] I'm here.

[05:26:28] It's me.

[05:26:29] What's up, Slayton? What's up?

[05:26:30] Wait a minute.

[05:26:31] How are you up here?

[05:26:32] Oh my god.

[05:26:33] How are you up here?

[05:26:34] Dust!

[05:26:36] NOOOOOO!

[05:26:37] We just need smirkers!

[05:26:45] Yeah, anybody got buttermilk friends for my enemies?

[05:26:48] Lacy, that's how you win and that's how you deal with adversity and that's how you play.

[05:26:54] What am I seeing?

[05:26:58] I spit on my tits.

[05:26:59] Okay, Lacy.

[05:27:00] I'm old.

[05:27:01] Okay, now I'm one win away from plot two.

[05:27:04] All right.

[05:27:05] Okay, okay.

[05:27:06] So dude, do you want to do a mini victory shot?

[05:27:09] Yes or no?

[05:27:10] How about if he's going to shot counter or you're fine?

[05:27:13] I'm going to do a victory shot.

[05:27:18] I told you I'm going to do a victory shot.

[05:27:21] Okay.

[05:27:22] Yeah.

[05:27:23] You know what?

[05:27:24] I'm going to do a victory shot.

[05:27:25] You don't have to.

[05:27:26] I'm not leaving you.

[05:27:27] Hey,

[05:27:28] I'm here.

[05:27:29] I'm here.

[05:27:30] All right.

[05:27:31] All right.

[05:27:32] Let's see.

[05:27:33] Let's do a teeny tiny victory shot.

[05:27:36] All right.

[05:27:37] I'm telling you,

[05:27:38] tiny, tiny, tiny, tiny, tiny, tiny, tiny, tiny, tiny, tiny.

[05:27:42] Just like my pepper all right, they see three two one now

[05:27:58] So we're kind of just doing a shot half family game I guess

[05:28:02] Game equals one shot. Yeah

[05:28:05] Yeah, this actually was not even in the deal. I don't even know what's happening

[05:28:09] Tell her at the end of the night, dude

[05:28:11] Um, I'm still gonna be a mickey shot. We won yet. Yeah, it's supposed to be a mickey shot when you win

[05:28:22] Which I why's my shirt?

[05:28:27] Wait, why is my

[05:28:30] You like I get back. Oh, we're gonna one there

[05:28:35] You can't be a blue one.

[05:28:42] Come on, Matt.

[05:28:43] I missed the ball.

[05:28:45] That's you.

[05:28:46] That's you.

[05:28:47] That's you.

[05:28:48] Yeah.

[05:28:49] Get the fuck out of my game.

[05:28:51] If you're going to do those weak ass challenges.

[05:28:56] What the fuck is that?

[05:28:59] Just jump.

[05:29:02] Jump.

[05:29:03] You sideflip, man!

[05:29:08] I'm going for a flip reset, watch it.

[05:29:13] Bro, you're going for a flip reset on one last equals one shot.

[05:29:17] You want to be soft in the face.

[05:29:19] Demo! Demo!

[05:29:21] Over the moon.

[05:29:22] Yo, at this rate it's been one game equal to two shots, so...

[05:29:25] You're right, you're right, but we did a mini one.

[05:29:28] Bro's an angry jump, bro.

[05:29:31] Yeah

[05:30:31] How many times did I not say it?

[05:30:33] I'm here to save goals.

[05:30:34] I'm here to save goals.

[05:30:36] What I'm here to do, baby, I'm here to save goals.

[05:30:38] Come on, people.

[05:30:44] Great shot there.

[05:30:45] Take care of that shot.

[05:30:46] It's too easy.

[05:30:47] Bend over and let me put it up that tight ass.

[05:30:49] Because, bro, I run this rocket league shit, dude.

[05:30:53] Come on.

[05:30:54] As long as they keep us check

[05:30:58] It's loggy safety plus

[05:31:02] You go you go

[05:31:05] Me me me me dead dead dead dead. I don't want to know that's gonna drop it

[05:31:19] Oh

[05:31:20] For a why are you playing good? Well, this is awesome. You know me you're here. I'm back. That's wallet

[05:31:31] Nice, you know absolutely don't push for even if one more time

[05:31:36] You like you like you like

[05:31:43] Love it absolutely

[05:31:45] I'm digging it. I'm digging it. I'm there. I'm there. Let's get some

[05:31:50] I was like on such a weird angle I couldn't actually get contact I was like

[05:31:59] I'm licking here.

[05:32:01] Alright, I've got the DM drop, yeah.

[05:32:03] Wow.

[05:32:04] Okay, come on, come on.

[05:32:05] Come on, we cannot take another shot.

[05:32:07] I'm never doing that sober.

[05:32:08] You can take a shot of my aimless.

[05:32:09] All I do is I'm never doing that sober.

[05:32:11] Holy fuck.

[05:32:13] Mid boost?

[05:32:14] Oh, I'm...

[05:32:15] He broke rule one!

[05:32:17] I'm gonna heal.

[05:32:19] Yeah, I'm gonna break rule one.

[05:32:21] Just fucking use this.

[05:32:22] I'm gonna be here, though, to do that.

[05:32:29] Okay, I mean, it's not LeBron Dan, she just literally put his nuts in my chest.

[05:32:35] Look at this, I'm so high up too.

[05:32:39] DAMN!

[05:32:41] Alright, listen, we're two minutes away, I'm taking another shot at him, so let's lock it.

[05:32:49] That's dead, I love it.

[05:32:54] Oh no, Jinx.

[05:32:57] Oh no, Jinx.

[05:32:59] Yo, Dixie, if we don't wanna get fucking sloshed, we gotta pull off a fucking comeback of a lifetime right now.

[05:33:13] Cause I'm feeling it, and we're about to be kicking seven shots in 30 minutes.

[05:33:16] That is not normal human activity!

[05:33:22] Please, Gawd. God damn it, somebody killed me.

[05:33:25] I'm going to box this idiot.

[05:33:35] You hit to me.

[05:33:48] I mean I understand drinking instead.

[05:33:50] Brother, the ball is in your face.

[05:33:52] Oh my god.

[05:33:59] Over the middle.

[05:34:02] Over the middle.

[05:34:03] I'm walling this.

[05:34:04] That's in our necks.

[05:34:05] That's in our fucking necks.

[05:34:08] You.

[05:34:09] Yeah, let's get close to a four pin in a second here.

[05:34:18] You.

[05:34:19] Good contact.

[05:34:20] Good contact. One's AFK. Alright, one's AFK, the search engines.

[05:34:25] Alright. Do you plan on hitting the ball tonight?

[05:34:28] Let me know, let me know, let me know, let me know, let me know!

[05:34:31] Go! Go!

[05:34:32] Yeah, it's playing the fucking game!

[05:34:34] Alright, I said...

[05:34:35] This dude's got it in the soft-purpose, dad. I'm not giving.

[05:34:39] Fourth. Fourth fucking game.

[05:34:43] Lacey. Lacey. How many shots did he take?

[05:34:48] Yo, I have a lot of goals, bro.

[05:34:53] Oh, yeah.

[05:34:55] You did great that game, Tony Snow.

[05:34:58] Wait, that's the wrong net?

[05:35:01] No way I'm shooting on the wrong net.

[05:35:06] Wait.

[05:35:07] What?

[05:35:08] You were shooting on our net?

[05:35:11] How many times?

[05:35:12] I'm getting shot.

[05:35:13] I'm getting shot.

[05:35:14] I'm getting shot.

[05:35:15] I'm getting shot.

[05:35:16] There's no way.

[05:35:17] You were shooting on our net.

[05:35:22] No, I mean, another shot.

[05:35:27] Look, bro, I'm just going to keep it above.

[05:35:32] I'm feeling a little sick already.

[05:35:34] Yeah, I'm just going to keep it above bro at this current rate.

[05:35:37] I'm going to wake up and probably silver three.

[05:35:41] Lacey, I understand you've had chops, bro.

[05:35:45] You can't be missing the ball, but it's on the ground.

[05:35:47] If the ball is in the sky, you can miss.

[05:35:49] If the ball is in, I saw you miss the ball on the ground twice that game.

[05:35:53] Brother, come on.

[05:35:55] All right, let's get the shot going.

[05:35:57] No, forfeit is two shots.

[05:35:59] Now you guys are making your own rules because you're sick in the fucking ass.

[05:36:03] Yo, do you just want us to die?

[05:36:06] All right, Lacey, are you better?

[05:36:11] Are you ready?

[05:36:15] This is a horrible idea though. What number of shot is this? What number shot?

[05:36:19] Look, no more victory shots from this point on. No more victory shots.

[05:36:26] Are you ready? Oh my god, we're on seven?

[05:36:30] This is not our seventh shot, no it isn't.

[05:36:33] Brooke, we took many shots. We took many shots.

[05:36:35] Ready? Three, wait, four, important, important, important. I'm just going to get out the water.

[05:36:44] Ready? God, that's already, I'm the captain now. Three, hold up, wait. Three, two, one.

[05:37:05] Oh my god, that's a big one.

[05:37:12] That one was fucking crazy.

[05:37:21] Okay, let's go.

[05:37:30] Joshua block.

[05:37:31] What does that mean?

[05:37:33] Let's go.

[05:37:35] James, one fourth of a shot.

[05:37:37] Yo, bro, do you want to be punched in the fucking jaw?

[05:37:40] Tell it to me.

[05:37:41] Do you want to be punched in the fucking jaw?

[05:37:43] You're shot watching, bro.

[05:37:45] My dad's calling.

[05:37:46] Oh, God.

[05:37:47] Hey, dad, how's it going?

[05:37:48] Oh, no, your dad's calling.

[05:37:49] Man, hey, we're watching curling right now.

[05:37:52] On the Olympics?

[05:37:53] I'll be out there.

[05:37:54] United States versus Great Britain.

[05:37:57] You're missing important plot points.

[05:37:59] I'll be out there in like 30, 40 minutes.

[05:38:03] 30-40 minutes.

[05:38:05] Well, you might miss it.

[05:38:06] All right, well, I'll be out there now.

[05:38:08] Yeah, you'll miss it.

[05:38:09] I mean, they're watching doing a fucking battle right now.

[05:38:11] Dad, right now I'm on rock.

[05:38:12] This is absolute cinema.

[05:38:14] Dad, right now I'm doing Rocket League,

[05:38:16] but one block is one shot.

[05:38:19] OK.

[05:38:20] I'll be out there.

[05:38:21] All right, I give Lacey my best.

[05:38:23] All right.

[05:38:24] Later.

[05:38:25] Yeah, Lacey, my dad doesn't love food.

[05:38:28] I love you, dad.

[05:38:29] He always brings up your outfit.

[05:38:32] You lay and be nice WD WD in the chat WD

[05:38:38] All right, let's see click it click it

[05:38:45] Yo Jinxing I'm peeling it like you know when you get a little drunk in your face starts to heat up a little bit

[05:38:49] You want to like stretch your cheeks? I'm over here real quick. You know when your stomach like starts twisting

[05:38:56] All right

[05:38:58] All right, Lacey, give me a- Oh my God.

[05:39:03] Lacey, give me a favor.

[05:39:05] Keep that car on the ground.

[05:39:07] Keep that car on the ground.

[05:39:08] I don't care how drunk you get, Lacey.

[05:39:10] Keep that car on the ground.

[05:39:11] Because if you keep aerioling, I'm gonna be in gold.

[05:39:16] Your bottle's still full.

[05:39:18] Uh, yo, I don't know if you were, like,

[05:39:20] dropped on your head as a kid.

[05:39:21] If I drink an entire bottle of Morgan Bottle,

[05:39:23] I'll be hospitalized because of alcohol poisoning.

[05:39:26] Are you fucking dumb?

[05:39:27] No shit, the bottle's still full. It's a fresh fucking bow.

[05:39:32] No, he takes it!

[05:39:34] Yeah, it must be me. Must be me, Cameron. Yo, Chad. Hey, it's over you.

[05:39:40] Me, me, me, me. I said me, goddammit!

[05:39:46] Ah! I could have been a power shot, man!

[05:39:52] I got my-

[05:39:54] When I say me me me me me don't bring him into the back of my car

[05:40:06] This is such a bad stream idea

[05:40:12] Bro, he's like drunk laughing. Give me out here. Give me out. It's me it's me it's me. It's me. It's not you you drunk bastard

[05:40:24] Lacey, play the golden, play the golden.

[05:40:27] Wait, put your top, oh my god, put your top.

[05:40:29] Lacey, Lacey, finish it, finish it.

[05:40:31] I'mma play the golden.

[05:40:36] I'm about to kill myself.

[05:40:38] MGTS, MGTS here, I'm about to wrap my car around the telephone pole.

[05:40:41] I'm here, I'm here.

[05:40:42] I got the golden.

[05:40:43] How, how is that?

[05:40:46] He missed, he missed.

[05:40:47] Lacey, move, you drunk fuck.

[05:40:51] You, you, you.

[05:40:52] You! You! You!

[05:40:54] You!

[05:40:57] You!

[05:41:02] Me, me, me, me, me!

[05:41:07] Me!

[05:41:09] Me again!

[05:41:10] You!

[05:41:11] You!

[05:41:12] Me, me, me!

[05:41:14] Hit the ball on you!

[05:41:16] I'm gonna get it!

[05:41:17] Fuck!

[05:41:18] I'm gonna get it!

[05:41:19] Oh my God, oh my God, I'm gonna get it!

[05:41:21] Oh god, I'm drunk.

[05:41:23] Wow!

[05:41:25] Wow!

[05:41:26] I'm never missing that sober chat.

[05:41:28] Don't even typecast it.

[05:41:32] How about that though? How about that?

[05:41:35] What a shot. What a shot.

[05:41:37] That's what we do, baby.

[05:41:39] Like...

[05:41:41] Whenever I get drunk,

[05:41:43] like, I just get so fucking horny and erected,

[05:41:47] and then when I play ranked in Rocket League,

[05:41:49] I get it

[05:41:51] Jack I'm gonna beat this shit out of my piece

[05:41:55] I go I go I go I'm walking it walking it. I got to my class

[05:42:03] They see you you you you I'm in that you come at it's only a

[05:42:09] Come at

[05:42:11] Where are you driving?

[05:42:13] What are you doing?

[05:42:17] Bro, they keep committing!

[05:42:19] What did I say you commit?

[05:42:29] Oh, wait a minute.

[05:42:31] Pass it. Pass it. Oh my god.

[05:42:33] Oh my god.

[05:42:35] Rebound boss back up to Allen.

[05:42:37] I got it up in the air.

[05:42:46] Where are you son son miho are you just driving around where are you eating are you eating

[05:42:54] whether are you eating in my team do you want to be soft in the face what are you eating

[05:43:01] What are you eating?

[05:43:04] Chad I'm not putting on TTS. I'm good off with the harassment for tonight. I'm good guys appreciate it though

[05:43:14] Great growl it's in our half

[05:43:18] Me oh my god, you don't come that's gonna bounce bounce. I'm gonna see you out bounce. I'm gonna see you out

[05:43:26] demo

[05:43:28] You still get flicked.

[05:43:30] Don't worry, I've been along.

[05:43:31] I got a shot here.

[05:43:33] You got some shot.

[05:43:35] Oh, oh, oh.

[05:43:37] Oh, we almost had that.

[05:43:40] What do you mean we can't?

[05:43:42] What does that even mean?

[05:43:44] Lacy, Lacy.

[05:43:45] Love me, love me, love me there.

[05:43:47] I got it, I got it.

[05:43:50] The boss can be playing Analyze.

[05:43:53] Okay, so are you eating?

[05:43:56] No, no, no. Hey, hey.

[05:43:58] No.

[05:43:59] Bro. Bro.

[05:44:00] What in God's green earth are you eating?

[05:44:03] Lacey, Lacey, it's not what you want me.

[05:44:05] You're standing behind me like a dog.

[05:44:09] Open door, open door.

[05:44:10] I got it, I got it. Don't touch it, don't touch it.

[05:44:13] All right, shit.

[05:44:14] I know you're drunk, but are your eardrums off?

[05:44:18] I said I got it.

[05:44:20] Don't touch it.

[05:44:21] Yo, get him out.

[05:44:22] His fucking shit face.

[05:44:24] Lacey, you gotta hit the ball, man!

[05:44:28] Oh my god, you missed the ball again.

[05:44:29] You missed the ball again.

[05:44:31] You missed the ball again.

[05:44:35] That's it, baby. That's what we do. That's what we do.

[05:44:37] There's eight seconds left.

[05:44:38] If I hear that bag of chips rustling one more time,

[05:44:41] I'm gonna shut my console off and go to sleep.

[05:44:43] Lacey. Lacey.

[05:44:44] It's not a time to eat.

[05:44:46] We're in a ranked match. You can eat anytime after.

[05:44:52] Dead.

[05:44:53] I'm gonna get him. I'm gonna get him. I'm gonna get it.

[05:44:55] Dad, get him!

[05:44:56] It's not really dad.

[05:45:00] And that's in our map.

[05:45:02] Yeah, I need you there, dad. I need you there.

[05:45:04] What are you- what? Bruh, what?

[05:45:06] You want me to score in four seconds?

[05:45:11] I'm about to not even take another shot. Like, dude.

[05:45:13] Lacey, you're driving past the ball, bro.

[05:45:15] I don't-

[05:45:19] Yay, another D-rank. Yay!

[05:45:21] I love deranking. All right, bro. What what what? Wow, how many shots are we at?

[05:45:33] Now remember we took two baby shots. So cap those as point five.

[05:45:39] How many shots are we at y'all?

[05:45:43] Without the baby shots, we're at seven total. I'm at seven total. What am I?

[05:45:51] Fine. I mean, bro, I'm just sitting here thinking, why did we take victory shots?

[05:45:55] Why did we take victory shots? We set ourselves up for failure.

[05:46:03] Yeah, it's because we're riding the high of a win and we're not anticipating that we first off

[05:46:10] both suck at the game. Second, are both going to get progressively more drunk throughout the night.

[05:46:15] And third, we suck at the game.

[05:46:18] So like, it's just taking victory shots.

[05:46:21] By the way, chat, all of you should be ashamed of yourself.

[05:46:24] Every single one of you.

[05:46:26] Oh my god, fat chat.

[05:46:27] You guys are actually like 80% of this chat voted.

[05:46:31] I don't know about your chat.

[05:46:32] 80% of my chats had a victory shot.

[05:46:34] You should all be ashamed of yourself.

[05:46:37] Shout out to the 20%.

[05:46:39] Shout out to the 20%.

[05:46:41] I don't know who it is, but all right, thank you.

[05:46:43] Let's just get it over with.

[05:46:43] You ready?

[05:46:46] Are you ready?

[05:46:49] I'm ready Bob.

[05:46:50] When's the last time you've seen your penis, Jasey?

[05:46:54] Well, I'm not 455 pounds,

[05:46:56] so literally this morning when I pissed.

[05:46:59] All right, Lacey, are you ready?

[05:47:02] I'm ready, bro.

[05:47:03] This is getting disgusting.

[05:47:04] Every shot's getting worse and worse.

[05:47:06] All right, let me put on my drinking glasses.

[05:47:07] I'm sorry, I'm gonna fuck it up.

[05:47:10] Ready?

[05:47:11] Three.

[05:47:12] Wait a minute, pour it, pour it, pour it, pour it, pour it.

[05:47:15] All right, Chad, now, if you guys say baby shot,

[05:47:18] you're getting punched in the mouth.

[05:47:20] Look, in GTA, in GTA.

[05:47:22] Chad, that's like 80% of the cup, dude.

[05:47:26] All right, everybody ready?

[05:47:28] Three, two,

[05:47:30] Yo, we're saying that they can't even take it yet!

[05:47:33] Three, two, one.

[05:47:42] I hope you get alcohol poisoning happy happy month or happy Wednesday to you too dude you absolute sick fuck

[05:47:52] You hope I get alcohol poisoning

[05:47:56] All right, let's see let's go into the next one can see I'm down about a third of the bottle already by myself

[05:48:01] Wait, this is all right. Oh, I see. Lacey. He's crazy

[05:48:06] There is a one-two tournament in eight minutes, dude

[05:48:09] We have to play this.

[05:48:12] We have to play this.

[05:48:15] Oh my God, I lose a 2v2 tournament.

[05:48:19] All right, dude, let's just chat, bro.

[05:48:22] Let's chat about life, bro.

[05:48:24] So, Lacey, are you depressed?

[05:48:27] No, not at all. Not at all.

[05:48:29] Okay, all right, all right, let me just say this, bro.

[05:48:32] So, I'm drunk, so I'm just going to be honest.

[05:48:35] Because here's the thing.

[05:48:36] Um, what is it saying bro sober thoughts are drunk words or whatever chat?

[05:48:42] Yes, I can't fucking stand when people are like, ah, I'm so happy my life is perfect brother chat

[05:48:50] Dude, there's all the times where I'm just laying in my bed at 2 34 in the morning alone

[05:48:55] And I'm like wow, I'm actually gonna die one day. Hey, that happens once a week

[05:49:00] Maybe twice a week, bro

[05:49:02] But for the most part I think see I have a question

[05:49:06] If you could know either the way I know what you're going to say, I know what you're going

[05:49:15] to say.

[05:49:16] Which one would you choose?

[05:49:17] You have to choose one.

[05:49:18] Other than when you die or how you die.

[05:49:21] What are you choosing?

[05:49:22] Seekers.

[05:49:23] There's kind of the problem with this question is there's a glitch.

[05:49:25] So let's say somebody's like, would you rather know the way you die or when you're gonna die,

[05:49:30] which is a great question.

[05:49:31] But there is a glitch because what if it says, Oh, Jinksy, you're going to die every

[05:49:36] in a roller coaster accident.

[05:49:37] Well then, or accident.

[05:49:40] And then I'm just not gonna go on a roller coaster ever.

[05:49:43] Do you know what I'm saying?

[05:49:44] So, I think that question has a glitch,

[05:49:47] but I would rather know when I'm gonna die,

[05:49:51] or no, no, sorry.

[05:49:52] I rather know how I'm gonna die.

[05:49:53] Bro, Chad, y'all know like-

[05:49:56] What if-

[05:49:59] What are you saying?

[05:50:00] What if you chose how you're gonna die

[05:50:03] and it said that your PC was gonna blow up

[05:50:06] while you're streaming and killing you.

[05:50:11] I would keep streaming because fuck it, we ball.

[05:50:13] I would rather die doing what I love doing

[05:50:17] than being a child and being scared of streaming.

[05:50:19] I would rather die doing what I love.

[05:50:23] Now, chat, let me say this, bro.

[05:50:25] And yes, I am drunk, yep, yes.

[05:50:28] Chat, you and everyone that is in this stream,

[05:50:31] me, Lacey, every single human being

[05:50:33] that is listening to this stream right now,

[05:50:35] we are all going to literally be disintegrated

[05:50:38] to dust one day.

[05:50:40] Now, you can do two things.

[05:50:42] You can look at that negatively or positively, right?

[05:50:45] Now, Chad, you know, one day in like, Chad, in 200 years,

[05:50:49] no one's gonna remember me, no one's gonna remember Lacey,

[05:50:52] no one's gonna remember anybody in this train.

[05:50:55] None of us are gonna get remembered.

[05:50:56] I say this because you should live a life with no regrets,

[05:51:01] doing exactly what you wanna do,

[05:51:03] live your life on your terms.

[05:51:05] If you have a crazy dream, that seems crazy.

[05:51:08] Brother, people told me my dream was fucking crazy

[05:51:10] a thousand times.

[05:51:11] And then as soon as it works out,

[05:51:13] they're the first people to congratulate you, bro.

[05:51:16] Jack, do whatever the fuck you want, bro,

[05:51:18] because at some point in time,

[05:51:19] we're all gonna pass on, dude.

[05:51:21] So the last thing you wanna do is live a life

[05:51:24] that other people want you to do, bro.

[05:51:26] Whether it's your parents, your friends,

[05:51:28] your cousin, your fucking girlfriend,

[05:51:30] live a life that you wanna live, dude, legitimately, bro.

[05:51:33] Cause we're all going to pass on one day, bro.

[05:51:37] I guess we need, except for the fact

[05:51:40] that they're going to remember Marlon for sure.

[05:51:47] Me, oh.

[05:51:49] Lacey, I don't know what to explain it, bro.

[05:51:50] I kind of just love you, dude.

[05:51:52] I don't know how to explain it.

[05:51:54] Chad, Lacey is like, I don't know.

[05:51:57] Lacey, if something about you that's just very lovable,

[05:52:00] I don't know what to say, I don't know how to explain it.

[05:52:02] Chad, you gotta do it.

[05:52:03] I feel like I'm gonna give you like a big hug.

[05:52:05] Dude, Lacey's just very lovable.

[05:52:07] I don't know how to explain it.

[05:52:09] All right, do you wanna do one more shot

[05:52:11] before the tournament?

[05:52:13] I just took one more shot and it's been a big wave.

[05:52:16] You wanna do one more shot before the tournament?

[05:52:18] All right, because I'm gonna keep it above.

[05:52:20] All right, I'm gonna watch the Olympics with my dad,

[05:52:22] but I'm gonna play this tournament

[05:52:24] and I'll do the second chance tournament too

[05:52:26] when we inevitably lose in the first round.

[05:52:28] But after the tournament,

[05:52:28] I'm gonna watch the Olympics with my dad.

[05:52:30] How does the tournament work?

[05:52:32] So, okay, great question.

[05:52:34] It's gonna start off with 32 teams.

[05:52:36] If we win, we advance to 16.

[05:52:38] If we win, we advance to eight.

[05:52:40] If we win, we advance to four.

[05:52:41] If we win, we advance to five.

[05:52:42] So we need five consecutive wins.

[05:52:44] If we lose, in the first round,

[05:52:46] we make it to the second chance tournament.

[05:52:51] Wait, so we can't lose one place?

[05:52:55] We can't lose once, dude.

[05:52:57] Did you just take a shot?

[05:52:58] No, it was like-

[05:52:59] Can't lose once?

[05:53:00] It was like the extra little leftovers.

[05:53:05] Lacey, I think we do a pre-shot tournament,

[05:53:07] not yet, but in three minutes.

[05:53:09] I'm done, I'm done.

[05:53:10] Is it only our rank or what is it?

[05:53:14] So we are gonna be in a gold ranks tournament,

[05:53:17] but here's the thing.

[05:53:19] We win this, Lacey, we win this.

[05:53:20] The gold ranks tournaments are like literally God.

[05:53:25] I don't understand it.

[05:53:26] Jack, can I get a retweet?

[05:53:27] Every time I play a gold rank tournament,

[05:53:30] I load in the first game.

[05:53:31] It says platinum tournament winners, season 22.

[05:53:34] It's like, bro, what?

[05:53:36] Check out the retweet.

[05:53:39] All right, Lacey, I named our team, We Are Drunk.

[05:53:42] We are, we are.

[05:53:44] All right, be shit.

[05:53:45] I'm starting to feel my teeth in this one a little bit.

[05:53:48] So we got, okay, one more pre-tournament shot, dude.

[05:53:54] Okay.

[05:53:55] Bro, what happens to me, bro, is when I drink,

[05:53:57] My stomach starts to twist and turn and shit.

[05:54:00] I kind of like it though.

[05:54:01] My face feels like it's, when I drink my feet,

[05:54:05] it's like it's stretchy.

[05:54:06] Like I can pull it all the way apart.

[05:54:10] Like I can pull it like this.

[05:54:15] When I drink, my face gets like hot.

[05:54:17] Do you know what I'm saying?

[05:54:18] My face gets hot.

[05:54:20] Uh-huh.

[05:54:22] Also, dude, when I drink, my penis gets hard.

[05:54:25] Yeah, I know some people like normally when they get high they get horny for me if I like I don't get high anymore

[05:54:32] But when I got high I would never get horny

[05:54:35] But what did I drink bro? I check I'm gonna be honest if I stood up right now. You guys would see me absolutely bright

[05:54:42] They were boner right now

[05:54:45] Hatch up hatch up

[05:54:47] Just let me see let me see yeah, brother. I'm not bad drop dude. I'm not showing my bones to the stream

[05:54:54] didn't you do that? Bro, didn't you show your dick? I actually showed everything, dude.

[05:55:01] I accidentally showed everything.

[05:55:04] Yo, we have a minute left.

[05:55:08] Wait, Lacey, okay. What is like, I'm trying to say, I'm trying to word this in like a

[05:55:14] good way. Fuck it. Lacey, what is the size of like your erections?

[05:55:19] I'm like, I'm not going to lie, I'm like two inches, maybe like it's like a turtle, you

[05:55:22] know, a turtle is in a shell, but then when I'm hard, it's like, like, like, like 62.

[05:55:29] 6.2 a wrecked from 2.0, like that's max hard though, because there's different levels of

[05:55:35] hard.

[05:55:36] There's different levels of hard, you either have like normal hard, which is probably like

[05:55:40] a five, nine, maybe six, seven, eight, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine,

[05:55:46] nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine,

[05:55:49] But like max hard like super turned on morning wood type of hard 66.2. I'd say

[05:55:55] what

[05:55:57] Bro for me. Um, I mean I've told my chat this 35,000 times at this point. So I'm like three point

[05:56:04] I'm pretty solid flaccid. I'm like 3.1

[05:56:08] flaccid

[05:56:10] When I'm hard it does not grow that much though. I'm like 5.4 erect 5.3 erect

[05:56:16] I go from 3.2. Yeah, but you

[05:56:19] Have you been maxed hard?

[05:56:21] Oh, God, yes, dude.

[05:56:22] Oh, I was maxed hard this morning.

[05:56:24] Brother, brother, when I'm maximum hard, like, OK,

[05:56:28] my average hard is 5.3 of acts.

[05:56:30] But occasionally, once a blue moon,

[05:56:33] it'll be 5.4 slash 5.5 and slightly curved to the left.

[05:56:38] Whenever my penis starts curving to the left,

[05:56:40] that's when I know I'm fucking bricked.

[05:56:43] Do you know what I'm saying?

[05:56:44] OK, yeah, mine doesn't really curve.

[05:56:45] Mine's more of a straight missile.

[05:56:49] But do you think this doesn't prove at all?

[05:56:51] That's actually kind of unnatural, dude.

[05:56:53] Chad, do you think curve or straight, Russell?

[05:56:56] Curve or straight, run the ball.

[05:57:02] Curve or straight, Chad?

[05:57:03] This is actually a really important question.

[05:57:05] Wait, they see, are you hoodie or no hoodie game?

[05:57:07] You're hoodie game.

[05:57:08] No hoodie, no hoodie, no hoodie.

[05:57:10] Really?

[05:57:19] you

[05:57:49] you

[05:58:19] you

[05:58:49] you

[05:59:19] you

[05:59:49] All right, Lacey, let's win this tournament, then.

[06:00:17] Let's win this tournament.

[06:00:18] Lacey don't fuck around, alright, he's determined

[06:00:20] These guys might be on the wrong wall

[06:00:21] Imagine everybody in the chat's doubting us

[06:00:23] They're all looking at us like they're clowns

[06:00:24] And we actually ended up winning the tournament

[06:00:26] Dude, our team name is good

[06:00:28] Alright, you wanna do one pre-game shot or not?

[06:00:33] Yeah, you wanna do a pre-game shot?

[06:00:35] Pre-game shot?

[06:00:36] Alright, let's do it

[06:00:37] We could do one pre-game shot

[06:00:39] 3, 2,

[06:00:41] Wait!

[06:00:43] I was pouring it again

[06:00:48] Yeah, I'm taking a baby one.

[06:00:55] All right, you ready?

[06:00:56] I'm starting to see.

[06:00:57] I'm taking the baby one, too.

[06:00:58] I'm taking the baby one, too.

[06:00:59] I'm gonna laugh a little bit when I look.

[06:01:02] Three, two, one.

[06:01:04] Faboborra, carraño.

[06:01:06] Oh, my God.

[06:01:08] I almost chased that with Captain Moron.

[06:01:13] Let's see some coke.

[06:01:15] All right, Lacey.

[06:01:17] Right, Lacey, lock the fuck in, dude.

[06:01:19] Chad, I, dude, I'm so drunk.

[06:01:21] Bro, Chad, I need to get my sex life going, guys.

[06:01:24] It's actually getting bad.

[06:01:26] Chad, I've been continuously jerking off for...

[06:01:30] Well, I'm gonna need your golf.

[06:01:32] Twice a week.

[06:01:33] I'm actually really composed about it.

[06:01:35] Chad, I have not been.

[06:01:36] That's not bad.

[06:01:37] Chad, I've been continuously choking my chicken

[06:01:40] for eight months now.

[06:01:44] Chad, eight months?

[06:01:45] I've been just choking my chicken.

[06:01:47] Nine months, Axel.

[06:01:51] Wow, that dude.

[06:01:52] I beat my shit quite the day.

[06:01:54] What?

[06:01:55] Wait, Lacey, you don't beat off, right?

[06:01:56] You have a girlfriend, do you, Brad?

[06:01:58] I don't remember the last time I beat off to be honest.

[06:02:01] Jack, see, that's the thing about dudes, Jack.

[06:02:03] If you have a girlfriend, you actually never do.

[06:02:07] It's like, it's the ultimate, like, flash.

[06:02:09] All right, Lacey, that it, that it, that it, that it.

[06:02:11] Who know?

[06:02:11] I bet it, I bet it.

[06:02:13] You did it, you did it, you did it.

[06:02:14] I see if we win this tournament, I'll actually be absolutely far.

[06:02:17] Oh, there you go, there you go.

[06:02:18] Come over to the middle.

[06:02:21] No one's good, nobody's good.

[06:02:23] We're better.

[06:02:25] You coming back?

[06:02:26] You.

[06:02:28] You.

[06:02:28] You, man.

[06:02:29] I love it.

[06:02:30] Love that out of you.

[06:02:31] Love that out of you.

[06:02:33] You, you, you, you.

[06:02:35] Oh my god, oh my god.

[06:02:36] Oh, god, god, god, god, god, god, god, god, god, god, god.

[06:02:39] I'm driving the wrong way.

[06:02:41] Oh my god, make me wait.

[06:02:43] Oh my god, Jakey!

[06:02:44] YAAAAYYYYYY!

[06:02:46] Dude, could you imagine it would be for this tournament, dude?

[06:02:49] HAHAHAHA!

[06:02:51] HAHAHAHAHAHA!

[06:02:55] Jack, could you imagine it would be for this tournament?

[06:02:58] Legitimately.

[06:03:00] Tell him such a fucking child.

[06:03:02] Lacey, get it, get it, get it!

[06:03:04] Get it, get it!

[06:03:06] That's dad, that's dad, I love you.

[06:03:08] You! You!

[06:03:10] Oh my god, you're actually...

[06:03:12] Okay, it's okay. You're drunk and you're playing well, dude.

[06:03:18] So Ron must have been just the worst teammate ever.

[06:03:20] Because you're actually good.

[06:03:22] Ron must have been the worst teammate ever.

[06:03:24] Oh, I'm saving my goal, man.

[06:03:26] You.

[06:03:32] So, Lacey, when I say you, try to find me.

[06:03:34] Okay.

[06:03:37] Where are you missing? Should we miss?

[06:03:38] No.

[06:03:40] Yes!

[06:03:40] But you're just a hostage, yes?

[06:03:41] Okay.

[06:03:42] I'm just saying it would be comfortable. Oh my god, I love it!

[06:03:47] Wow, I'm shitface brother. Dude, I'm shitface.

[06:03:53] Me and me. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

[06:03:57] Oh shit.

[06:03:59] Oh my god, wait, wait, I have to stop.

[06:04:02] What a tie. Dude, when I'm drunk, I actually go for no more.

[06:04:05] Ariel, you!

[06:04:07] Lay, no, man.

[06:04:09] Yo, I actually stretched my ass out.

[06:04:13] What?

[06:04:14] They both missed, they both missed.

[06:04:16] I'm going to rebound.

[06:04:19] Okay.

[06:04:20] Wow.

[06:04:21] Lacey, Lacey, for a drunk guy, you're playing pretty well, my boy.

[06:04:28] Lacey, oh, I play better when I'm drunk.

[06:04:32] Chad, y'all think I'm ever going to get laid again, y'all?

[06:04:39] What do y'all think?

[06:04:40] Time to get to her now.

[06:04:42] Bro, I only really think about it on nice drunk chat.

[06:04:45] I just think like dude, I might actually die a lot.

[06:04:49] Nice off the ground floor.

[06:04:50] I'm here.

[06:04:51] At least I'm here.

[06:04:52] Yeah, I'm here.

[06:04:53] At least I'm here.

[06:04:55] I'm walling it, walling it.

[06:04:56] Ah, I don't get help.

[06:04:57] You, you.

[06:05:03] Lazy Jesus.

[06:05:04] I got a shit in the ground.

[06:05:06] Lazy Jesus.

[06:05:07] Clean it up, boy, clean it up.

[06:05:11] You, wow.

[06:05:13] Okay, W assist.

[06:05:14] Chad, I already know y'all gonna type W assist,

[06:05:16] W pass, W teammate.

[06:05:19] No one wants you, just get on Grindr.

[06:05:22] Yeah, it happens to all of us.

[06:05:24] Yeah, Chad, you know what, bro?

[06:05:26] Chad, even though y'all don't have a girlfriend,

[06:05:27] you got me.

[06:05:29] And you do, too.

[06:05:30] Obviously don't try to bang me, but you know what I'm saying.

[06:05:33] Even if y'all got a girlfriend, Chad, y'all got me.

[06:05:35] And now I've got a girlfriend, I've got Jalva.

[06:05:37] And I missed the ball.

[06:05:39] Wow, let's get back.

[06:05:41] Alright, let's get in the drop, get in the drop.

[06:05:43] I'm going to back off.

[06:05:45] I'm going to back off.

[06:05:49] It's one of those video games where you can actually kind of play a drum.

[06:05:53] I'll give it back.

[06:05:57] I'm dunking on this idiot.

[06:05:59] It's actually a great game.

[06:06:05] Oh

[06:06:07] Oh, no, I don't know

[06:06:10] Say where

[06:06:13] miss

[06:06:29] So good may see tournaments are about are about

[06:06:37] You got it. You're so good. Wow, what a thing. What a thing

[06:06:45] Me

[06:06:55] Tournaments are about the clock

[06:07:02] I got it don't got it

[06:07:07] Thank you, man, please let me start talking, come on.

[06:07:09] Remember what?

[06:07:10] Oh, it doesn't matter.

[06:07:11] I'm over the area, fuck it.

[06:07:14] Oh my god, you're such a fucker.

[06:07:16] Casey, I got it, I got it, I got it, I got it.

[06:07:18] No!

[06:07:21] I cannot do the same thing.

[06:07:23] No, shut the cooch in!

[06:07:29] No, bitch!

[06:07:32] Casey, get on the right post now. Get on the right post.

[06:07:35] I'm there, I'm there, I'm there, I'm there.

[06:07:37] Ah!

[06:07:41] He's actually passing, of course, down at the top.

[06:07:45] On it.

[06:07:47] Here.

[06:07:48] I love you.

[06:07:49] Alright, sit, sit, sit.

[06:07:50] Thanks, dude.

[06:07:52] No, thank you.

[06:07:57] Okay.

[06:07:58] I'mma get it out of there, I'mma get it out of there.

[06:08:00] got it, I got it, I got it, I got it. Fuck that, I'm thinking to myself. I'm on the

[06:08:10] I'm on the left side of the middle!

[06:08:20] Please focus, Lacey, please.

[06:08:22] Here we go, here we go!

[06:08:24] Please focus.

[06:08:27] Oh my god, I'm not gonna be able to get in there.

[06:08:29] No!

[06:08:30] Get back, get back, get back, get back, get back, get back, get back, get back, get back!

[06:08:33] On Galbi, I'm sorry.

[06:08:35] Okay, now it's over.

[06:08:36] I don't know what it is, but I'm starting to get a little busy here.

[06:08:47] I'm so drunk but I'm so ready to land.

[06:08:54] Wow, okay.

[06:08:57] You, you open that.

[06:09:00] I missed it, I missed it.

[06:09:03] Me, drop.

[06:09:04] That's just one thing.

[06:09:07] I'm not gonna get hit.

[06:09:09] I'm not gonna get hit.

[06:09:11] I'm not gonna get hit.

[06:09:13] I'm not gonna get hit.

[06:09:15] I'm hammered. I'm hammered. I know I'm hammered

[06:09:25] It's all good at least you want to know why why because we have a second chance

[06:09:54] Now, it's one loss.

[06:09:56] Can we win our way back?

[06:09:58] Now they say it's one loss equals one shot, so you know what to do.

[06:10:04] Can we win our way back in the second chance?

[06:10:06] Start in one minute. Oh my god.

[06:10:08] All right, I'm in.

[06:10:10] You know what time it is?

[06:10:12] It's shower o'clock.

[06:10:16] You ready? Ready?

[06:10:18] Hold on.

[06:10:24] All right, I see ready you made zero plays. I had to go

[06:10:33] Check look at my titties do

[06:10:38] Check there's a loser tournament. I gotta get like surgery or something

[06:10:43] All right, I see red

[06:10:48] Three two one

[06:10:54] How much of your bottle have you drank?

[06:11:09] I'm actually down half a bottle.

[06:11:11] I am down 15%, probably.

[06:11:15] Yeah, 15%.

[06:11:17] 14%.

[06:11:18] If I go from the tippy top, yeah, 15%

[06:11:24] Drowning in a sea bottle

[06:11:28] No for five feel we auto

[06:11:32] Lacey you're going to be honest, bro

[06:11:35] Yeah, ask me if I think we can win the second-chance tournament. Do you think we can win the second-chance tournament? Absolutely fucking not

[06:11:42] Yeah, absolutely fucking not dude. I told you straight up. I've never even won a tournament while sober

[06:11:50] You think I'm gonna win a tournament drunk while my teammates drunk too fuck

[06:11:56] I think I didn't win

[06:12:00] So they see why do you think we could win is it just sheer delusion

[06:12:07] Dude, I am getting built chat time I've been training for the last month. I'm actually getting fuck

[06:12:12] Oh my god, Chad, I'm getting built.

[06:12:19] Chad, part of me wants to just get into like an altercation.

[06:12:23] Chad, look at this, bro. I want to get an altercation.

[06:12:32] Dude, come on, Chad, come on. Dude, part of me wants to get an altercation.

[06:12:36] I'll sock you, nude alarms.

[06:12:40] You flex like a pussy.

[06:12:43] You look like a pussy.

[06:12:45] Tubby boy.

[06:12:47] Pancake nipples.

[06:12:49] You would get humbled quick.

[06:12:53] Jack, why does my whole chat

[06:12:56] incite violence on me?

[06:12:58] Lacey, I'm going to go pee, all right?

[06:13:00] Lacey, honestly, bro, while I'm gone,

[06:13:02] I think you should take another shot.

[06:13:04] It's your birthday dude. Alright, time to go pee.

[06:14:04] Let's take another fucking shot!

[06:14:49] chat y'all what a song y'all what's the music

[06:14:51] oh fuck what happened

[06:14:55] we are the party crew

[06:14:57] all drinks are free

[06:14:59] we like so rock

[06:15:01] we love the car

[06:15:03] we think about it rock

[06:15:05] everybody is on us

[06:15:19] you

[06:15:49] you

[06:16:19] you

[06:16:49] you

[06:17:19] you

[06:17:49] You

[06:18:19] I

[06:18:49] No, get that return, get that return.

[06:18:53] Get that return, get that return.

[06:18:57] Here.

[06:18:58] Here.

[06:18:59] Here we are.

[06:19:01] Come on.

[06:19:02] Hit it, man.

[06:19:04] Fuck, hit it.

[06:19:07] Two things to do.

[06:19:09] Goddamn.

[06:19:12] Two things to do.

[06:19:19] How do you feel about that?

[06:19:21] How do you feel about the wrong coming in?

[06:19:23] How do you feel about the wrong coming in?

[06:19:30] It doesn't matter, I'm putting it in the back of the neck!

[06:19:33] Me, me, me, me!

[06:19:36] BAAAGH!

[06:19:40] Open the middle!

[06:19:42] Back to myself! I'm here!

[06:19:44] I'm the fucking greatest of all time!

[06:19:46] What is the...

[06:19:48] What is this?

[06:19:50] What is this?

[06:19:55] Gentlemen, I'm only playing bangers.

[06:19:57] I'm only playing bangers tonight.

[06:20:16] You have the defensive capabilities of like a banana peel, I think you stop trusting

[06:20:43] that you gotta get a say because every time I do that she's in on that.

[06:21:13] I

[06:21:43] I

[06:22:13] Oh my god, what are you doing?

[06:22:15] Let's see, I'm gonna keep it a B.

[06:22:17] You want me to keep it a B?

[06:22:19] Go for more, man.

[06:22:21] You want me to keep it a B?

[06:22:23] Oh my god, what are you even doing?

[06:22:25] Let's see, I'm gonna keep it a B.

[06:22:27] You have the worst T-Nuts in my life.

[06:22:31] Oh yeah, it's the same right there.

[06:22:33] I guess what?

[06:22:35] I'm gonna hit it, I'm gonna hit it, I'm gonna hit it.

[06:22:37] All right, we're both done, dude.

[06:22:44] All right, bro, we lost, dude.

[06:22:45] Yeah, we're failures, yep, yep.

[06:22:48] They see I'm literally going to hop off because I'm absolutely hammered.

[06:22:53] Please, we have to take one more shot.

[06:22:54] We have to take one more shot because we lost.

[06:22:56] All right.

[06:22:59] This is really pointless, but all right, ready?

[06:23:03] Oh my god, I did a huge one.

[06:23:04] Oh, fuck.

[06:23:05] Chad, look at this.

[06:23:16] Lacey, are you ready to take the shot?

[06:23:18] I'm ready, bro.

[06:23:21] I'm ready, bro.

[06:23:22] Lacey, I'm ready to take the shot.

[06:23:25] I'm ready, dude.

[06:23:26] Three, two, one.

[06:23:35] Yeah, I'm gonna go call my girlfriend. All right, I see. I love you, bro.

[06:23:45] Legitimately. Thank you, bro. I'm gonna catch you, man.

[06:23:48] I'm gonna be sure to call you all the way so you have a fantastic birthday, bro.

[06:23:52] And I'm gonna catch you, dude. Thank you, dude. Appreciate that.

[06:23:56] All right, bro.

[06:23:59] Oh, I'd rather, I'd rather lie to lose you.

[06:24:04] chat before I end stream I'm gonna drunk die on my girlfriend

[06:24:34] you

[06:25:04] you

[06:25:34] you

[06:26:04] you

[06:26:34] you

[06:27:04] Because there was 25,000 times in my life where I was told directly to my face that

[06:27:17] I'm an idiot.

[06:27:18] I'm a loser.

[06:27:19] I'm never going to be able to play video games as a job.

[06:27:22] There's so many fucking doubters and so many people that want to shit on you and your dreams.

[06:27:27] Because remember, people always shit on something that they can't even imagine themselves doing.

[06:27:33] Remember that.

[06:27:34] The most important saying I ever learned in my life,

[06:27:37] thank you for going full cam high fives,

[06:27:39] is that misery loves company.

[06:27:42] If somebody's miserable,

[06:27:43] they want everyone to be miserable.

[06:27:47] The same motherfuckers that doubted you

[06:27:49] are gonna be the exact same motherfuckers

[06:27:51] that could rise up into you.

[06:27:52] Chat, I love y'all, man, be great.

[06:27:55] Remember, like I said earlier, and yes, I'm drunk.

[06:27:58] I don't care.

[06:27:59] When I'm drunk, I'm honest.

[06:28:00] Chat, remember, in 200 years,

[06:28:03] No one's gonna remember you.

[06:28:05] No one's gonna remember me.

[06:28:07] No one's gonna remember your friend.

[06:28:08] No one's gonna remember your dog.

[06:28:10] No one's gonna remember your mom.

[06:28:11] Unless you're like the president,

[06:28:13] no one's gonna remember you in 200 years.

[06:28:15] So you can look at that negatively

[06:28:18] or you look at that positively

[06:28:20] and live a life with no fucking regrets.

[06:28:23] Whatever you wanna do, man, do it.

[06:28:26] Because at the end of the day, you have one life.

[06:28:29] It's so simple, but it's so hard

[06:28:31] for so many people to understand.

[06:28:33] You have one life on this planet.

[06:28:35] If you're lucky, you'll be alive for 74 to 78 years.

[06:28:40] If you're lucky.

[06:28:42] So spend that time living on your terms,

[06:28:46] not anybody else's terms.

[06:28:49] Live doing what you wanna do.

[06:28:51] Live the life what you wanna live.

[06:28:52] And it's so simple, but so many people don't do it.

[06:28:57] All right, man.

[06:28:58] Shout out to love y'all.

[06:28:59] Got Rocket League, Pro League tomorrow.

[06:29:02] Channel of y'all boys, but I really, really, really do man.

[06:29:05] Have a beautiful, fantabulous, amazing night

[06:29:08] and I'll see you guys in the next one.