Jynxzi
[415/730] ๐จ RLCS DAY 1 w/ SQUISHY -> PLAT IN 1s TODAY -> 1v1 me & I'll Guess Your Rank ๐จ
02-19-2026 ยท 9h 58m
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What do you mean, late?
I'm three and a half hours early.
That's not even possible.
Find no fantasy, like a scotch
Find no fantasy, she ain't fancy
Find no fantasy, she ain't stand up
Find no fantasy, she ain't not do it
Find no fantasy, use a new light
Find no fantasy, use a tendency
Find no fantasy, it's not moorah
Brandy smoking on my money's chimney
And who's he is a fashion icon?
Who's he?
Are you ever on time?
Frank.
Frank, I will slap the brakes off of you.
Frank.
Frank, I will repent that little ass over in GTA.
NGT-
It-
NGT-8, I will ban that ass over, Frank.
You understand?
You understand?
It's a fucking movement in culture.
So you know there's gonna be fire.
I don't even know what's there to spawn
to spawn
And she got a dog, like we're so far, let's face it, and she gonna fall, couldn't save it more
She just got to go
I don't even know what she said, but this is what I hear in my head
Not too much, she's the best of these boys, she's the best of the boys
She's the best of these boys, she's the best of the boys
Hi boys, hi boys
Alright, no, no no
Hi guys, you don't pause my fuckin' music, it's out of the stern.
Hi guys, you don't pause my fuckin' music, do you?
you
you
you
you
you
you
That's to this day the cleanest music with their transition
It's gonna come out!
Wake!
Wake!
Whoa, whoa, whoa, my god!
What is this music video? Down boy!
Oh my god!
oh my god this music videos too much
oh my god this music videos too much
God it's twelve I'm not trying to be
horny already at twelve I saved the
bonus for 3 a.m... situation we are in
at this time either a good one
We can't change, it can't stay the same, I can't see
Watch this beat transition
I can make my way, how, how, how, how
This song is so underrated!
Okay, and shit is out of control.
High-fives, I'm gonna fuck you in the ass.
I'm going to fuck you in the ass, and GTA, if you pause my fuckin' music again, this
is right before the song gets good.
I'm driving through it, and I'm brusno, It's shining in here, and I'm broccoli, I hear
the sirens right after Shatow, we're ready to info,
Trying to hear what you did, and I had to paint those,
Cause I can bob a head like Paddy Meadow, I made it tell you, but like I did make dough,
I'll be other than mad
Write a show by myself like a Chelsea Hand
I'll write a series by my bitches like a Tessie Graham
Let me name the J-Hawk cause it's out of Kansas
You know it's farther than my tongue, come in my head
Ladies and gentlemen, how's your day going? In a scale of 1 to 10
In a scale of 1 to 10, how was your day going?
Muted. Why stream so early?
Alright, Atomic Dash 16
I have never in my fucking life
Seen somebody complain about a stream being early
Other than this fucking chat
Other than this fucking chat
I've never in my life
I've never in my life
Ten minutes ago. It was good. Wait, what did I say? What did I say scroll up to what have I said?
Ten minutes ago. It was good now. It's awful
Yeah, it's just dude. Do you see what I'm saying? Chat? Do you see what I'm saying? Wait,
high-fives have the badge that says lead moderator? When did this get implemented? Whoa,
whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, this is new. High-fives, this is new, this is new. High-fives,
don't get a power trip and let the ego go to your head, dude. High-fives, don't get a goddamn
on power trip dude. Don't get a friggin power trip dude. My day is really bad. Wait, what
did you say? Hold up. My day is really bad. I have the flu and I'm really sick. Guys,
everybody wish Ron fast recoveries dude. Ron fast recoveries my boy. Fast recoveries
Ron. I love you dude. Bro, I've had the flu many times bro. Hey at least you don't have
school, bro. At least you don't have school. It's 9am for me. I've never seen you stream
this early. It's amazing. See, this is the love and positivity that I like to see, JW.
This is the love and positivity that I like to see, because now I'm going to be inspired
to do more early streams. How are you doing? We've never asked you. Thank you, Savannah.
Thank you. I'm doing fantabulous. Right now, this day is probably a nine out of 10. Jack,
I'm drinking coffee, we got RLCS going,
I'm about to watch some RLCS with my baby, Squisherton.
Then I'm gonna do one v one guest rank in R6.
Then I'm going to do, which I'm gonna call it,
hitting platinum ones.
Hitting platinum ones, dude.
Literally, my day is beautiful in Fantabulous.
Hey, Jicks, Gavin, one of those two bad videos.
Chaos, the next video I'm gonna do
is I'm going to reattempt one v two versus every rank,
when the new season of Rainbow Six Siege comes out,
because I'm not happy with what I left on the floor.
I'm not happy with what I left on the floor.
We don't care, bitch boy.
Don't step foot in London ever again.
Otherwise, it's long for you.
Yo, LS, LS, brother, you know,
maybe I will be in London again.
Maybe I will be in London again.
Work is super slow, I'm glad you're early.
W, Breonna, the banana.
Chat, I love the host of positivity.
Chat, I want to do more early streams
because chat, y'all know I'm a chug.
I don't do anything the entire day.
I am legitimately a chug, y'all.
Shut up, okay?
Again, I don't understand, shut up.
Because it's like, do you want the stream to be muted?
You know what?
You build the stream.
Shut up.
What stream do you want?
Do you want me to do a muted stream?
Because that's a horrible idea.
Yes, yes, yes, yes.
Hi, Buzz, hi, Buzz.
Hi, Buzz.
No, hi, Buzz.
Don't do no-
Hi, Buzz!
Chad, I'm trying to get into this with a positive mindset.
I got a moderator ending my streams
Like that's my will.
I have people in the chat saying to stream muted.
Diet with the five gifts and CG with the tier one.
Pinching with the prime.
Good, chicken tendies.
Put a sock in it, dude.
Hey, fat ass, you better get out of Florida
and don't come back.
It's my home state, dude.
What do you mean?
Peace journey, you're right.
Meek, you are correct.
Yes, high vibes, look.
High vibes.
I want peace, bro.
You win, you win, dude.
I can't mentally do this anymore.
Five eyes, you win.
I submit to you, have us.
I just want peace.
Waited cracker with the five gifted,
safe with the 10 gifted,
something better, better, better, better, better, better.
Safe with the 10 gifted,
you really do not have to give, my brother.
Appreciate it, safe, appreciate it, ready to cracker.
What's up?
Are we ready to watch some professional Rocket League
in the biggest stage there is a major?
Let's do this chat. Let's call
squishy. Guys, it is a big day.
It is a huge day. Chat. Jixie
Collin.
I'm so excited. I've never
watched a professional Rocket League
event in my life.
this is this is day one there's four days the finals is on Sunday I'm gonna
watch every day for maximum roar
see how are you squishy bend me over and cream pie in my tight ass you always
make a good first impression dude every time I speak to you
Squishy, what's up dude? What's up?
I even answered it's been a minute.
Last time we spoke.
Oh no. No, no, no, no, no.
Hey dude, Squishy, I was not gonna do that if I knew you were gonna make pack.
I'm sorry, dad.
No, no, no, no, it's okay. I was just trying to help my good friend out,
improving, but it's all good. All's forgiven, brother.
I'm a tough, bro. I'm a tough.
You felt some of the musty pain, bro. Listen, I've been there before.
Yeah, what I'm gonna do is anytime musty text me or calls me from now on I'm just gonna immediately hang up
Yeah, that's probably the way you should you should approach it
It's just a prank. It's just a prank. It's always a prank. It's always content. It's just a prank
I think you look good today Jinx. Thank you, bro
Thank you. So Jinx what match are you watching? So what should I watch? What's happening?
The closer match out of these two is MIBR Shopify rebellion, which is on the mainstream
Oh, that's moist criticals team, bro. Shopfire. Yeah
Oh shopper about it has that first killer guy, right? Yes
I'm a bear is Brazilian
Yes, yes
Brazil runs our six, you know the um phase one the
The what's called SI six of a patient on their Brazilian. Oh the one of this happened
Yes, they won back-to-back years and the year they didn't win they got second place
So the last three years and all Brazilian team has been top two at SIS
So Brazils just mastered it
They're the best country in our six, five or...
That's the best country
Yeah, and that's gonna slow down this counterattack for about it
Like, Brazils, they don't really win events and nothing, but they're dangerous
Like, they can beat anybody
But they don't like, they don't win
the first time you watch rocketeam is not an A
yeah you're gonna see every every region has a slightly different place
though
they're like i mean it's like a game off
okay so that's that's a tough tough opponent bro
this game how close was that dad you're gonna see
very i mean like brazil's place is in there he had to be shot
yep yep brazil's super fucking aggressive like
this is gonna be fun this is gonna be fun dude
it's gonna be fun every every minute i'm gonna explain this like every
They're playing fucking everything like in their style, but Brazil's very fucking aggro.
Whereas NA likes to play more passive usually.
They like to just constrict the team, take all their moves from Starland, whereas Brazil's
just full, like, bossed wall fucking.
Like, we're gonna go for plays.
What do you think is a better way to play rockin' the more passive, you think?
I don't think there is a better or worse way.
I think it's just like, there's counter, like certain styles play in other styles better.
You know what I mean?
Yes.
Which low key plays really well into a super defensive team. I think like you could just overwhelm a super defensive team if you're super aggro like this
Okay, I get what you mean. There's no like
Casey is playing my chat said that's like the best even the tournament carmine
Let me paint a picture for you, bro. So the next this is why I wanted you to watch the next matches because
There's a group of death group C is fucking insane for anyone that like knows these teams
You have Vitality, which is Zen's team, KC, which is Vatir's team, Twisted Minds, which is Nupo's team.
Those are three of the top five players in the world, and then you have Diaz, which is SSG, on SSG.
So these are like four of the top eight teams in the world in one group. Two teams get eliminated guaranteed, which is this just never happened.
So that group's gonna be cinema. Every match is super important. Next series is the first match of that group.
That group's gonna be good.
Wait, literally after this, like after this?
I think, I think, I think, um, actually no, next match, next match would be Falcons redacted, which is number one Mina, wait, I was gonna go...
Yes, the Twins, the Twins bro, you haven't seen the Twins yet.
Oh my god, I've never seen that guy play, yeah.
Oh, redacted got signed by Virtus Pro by the way.
Yes, bro, I've seen that. I was happy for them, but it also sucks.
Yeah, yeah, bittersweet, bittersweet.
But that was the long-term thing they were talking about then.
Yeah, it's good for them, bro. It's good for them.
And so yeah, it's gonna be a very serious.
Regardless, they're still fun to watch and you're gonna get to see Falcons. They're insane.
Like, I think that team is fucking ridiculous.
They play roughly like no other.
Yes, and I think the one after that is Casey.
That's gonna be fun though.
He's been known as like the best defender for a long time.
He's just so like calm on the goal line.
By the way, yo Jinx, on some no-glaze shit, you hit some crazy fucking evolution in the last like week and a half or something in Rockaway?
Like, I don't know if you're noticing it, but you're playing like really fucking good.
Like, actually playing good, bro.
Do you know the number one thing that you taught me that stuck with me as soon as you said it?
What?
I was playing a gold and you were like, dude, just let them give you the ball.
And I stopped going after the ball, especially in once.
And I just let them I let them give me the ball, bro
And I I don't do the crazy shit like I don't know how to like fucking air dribble
Yeah, I feel like I have more of a fundamental
Understanding than most of my like gold one opponent or gold three
Okay, so it's a little like tendon tendency change helps you the most
Okay, so I'll think about more things like that that can like just change the way you look at the game
Yeah, because in seats like
My aim or anything I just had really good
So I'm like learning about
Okay, okay, I know a lot of game for this tech stuff, but yeah, I'll think about that. That's good good enough
Even you're like making good like good contact if you like must he was throwing yesterday
I was watching a bit of the end of it and you like a power shot off the bounce perfect timing and that was something you wanted to like
You want to learn but you're doing it like
I
Okay
Yeah, this
Yeah, I think
Yeah, I don't know. I feel like you like it enough
Yeah, I don't know I don't know I think the way the
You see the matches on the bottom like how the games are counted meets in the middle when you win
I don't like it like that. I like it when it's like three and three and then
Underneath the team. It's how they're convinced
Wait, so when is main stage is it Saturday and Sunday Saturday Saturday, yeah Saturday Sunday
How many teams get to Saturday?
I think it's eight. I think it starts at 16 or
Actually
Think it's four groups of four. Yeah starts with 16 I go say
Wow, are we still gonna get here?
We got Volga now.
Raise Bolt with the speed of the Colt.
What a read, bro.
Not the touch he was looking for.
Do you know how aggro they are on that?
Most teams don't just insta-go for that, like they're just so quick at it.
There was immediately poundstomp by Bay to Brazil.
Give one.
What rank would you say Shopfighter Battalion is in North America, like Top 1?
Their second.
I think they're two probably right now.
Do you think they're better than Redacted?
I think they're on average if they played redacted like 100 times, this team would win more.
I think.
It's close though. Like it would probably be like a 55 to 45, like a 60 to 40.
Bro, I think it's redacted.
You think they're a little better?
Yeah, I think the best team of NA is NRG, and then I think it's Vortis from second.
Like the redacted team.
I think it's interchangeable. I think it's interchangeable. I think energy is guaranteed one though
Energy display they're the first match of the day. They was pretty comfy. They played power an Australian team
Yeah, yeah
I think it's locked. You know what?
All three players on their side. That's rare
Yeah, there's normally one guy back kind of thing one guys usually a little safer yet like around midfield
But these guys play all three in the box sometimes like
balls to the wall
So we're gonna watch our W9 Zen and but here up to me
Yeah, bro. Wow
Wow, chat that is insane.
And Nupo, you haven't watched Nupo yet, he's also a top player.
Yeah, I've heard about him too, I've heard about him.
Is he French or no?
Middle Eastern, Middle Eastern.
OK.
And he plays BWB.
We were shot.
No, so that was a super team that was supposed to potentially
happen, but it got canceled.
RWB9 and Klairs played with Drolley, if you've heard of Drolley.
Yes, I have heard of Drolley.
Drolley was on KC with Veteer last year,
I think it was the biggest most expensive trade ever like he's on the highest salary ever
Best player in the world last year like over there
Again individually then you can argue is better, but jolly won everything
Jolly exactly jolly had a better yeah better career year right
As soon as it reaches zero they ground it like they ground it with their car so efficiently like I like they don't
Yeah around with that at all. They fucking instantly grounded like the thought process if you're up is just like
The goal is the entire floor at that point like you literally just hit it to the ground at any
Yeah, where they were able to get that freak when you're down
It's actually so interesting how the game plays on zero seconds like when you're down you happen to cover up the entire floor
Yeah, they're a goal to end the whole floor
How was kept out great the game the second game of the day today? There was the ball was up for like 45 seconds
So with a crowd that is such a crazy situation with crowd because the whole time the crowd's like oh
Like any hype you know you like they're building up the fucking fence. You'll see it. You'll see it on Saturday
It's so sick
I like how the majors are just four days. I feel like some of the majors are straggled.
Rocket League has much more condensed majors than like FPS. Other FPS games will have like
week or two stages for majors and stuff, but now Rocket League is pretty tight, four or five days.
My issue with the modern day land circuit format and the way they do it is like
You could be the best part of being a pro is playing in front of a crowd like it truthfully is the best part and
You can technically make every event and not see crowd at single time
Which is kind of like it's possible for you to never make top eight right and just never see crap and make every single line
So you fly out just to play in the studio
They should but it's just like I think it's hard for them to like rent out the arena for that many days
It's everything. Yeah. Yeah, that's what it comes from
I've seen pictures of Rocket League majors. They definitely don't have any problems selling seeds brown like they're always no
It's not though. Yeah, it sounds like every time. Yeah, that's incredible dude. I think it's because
Rocket League especially even though we just watched the little NA things like it's such a cool version of
of proning because like it's the most unique like niche game ever and like the
the moments are so insane like it's so easy to understand too like that was
always a big problem with siege is like there's so much shit happening that like
the average even player doesn't even understand why to do it yeah and new
players just completely lost it like I can understand most that was incredible
I can understand most things that are happening but like I can't do any of it
Which is why I love watching it.
It's like a professional golf.
Like I know how to play golf,
but I can't do any of what they're doing.
So I love it.
You know what I mean?
Yeah, yeah.
Mm-hmm.
But I don't understand some of it.
Like I don't understand the pre-jumping and shit, you know?
That's all calm, to be honest.
Like, what you don't see when you're watching
is obviously the thing,
like what people are saying.
Every good team is good at communicating in advance.
Like whenever someone pre-jumps,
that's such a good thing.
Oh, that was a fuck up.
Yeah, that was a mistake.
What happened to LJ's air?
You're starting to fall apart of it.
Or no, not LJ, the guy in the net.
He's the first killer.
He's the next first killer to turn.
I think it was like a blind spot there.
When first killer is one.
Like on his screen, he didn't see first.
I think first turned to like a kind of office camp.
Bro, I've never seen a golden product
that just gets passed in like that.
Yeah, it is rare.
That is rare.
Um, I would say if like pre-jump stuff though,
like the teams that are good at that,
like Energy is super good at pre-jump stuff.
They call in advance.
Like let's say I get the ball at the wall, before I even make any touch in the air, I'm calling that I want this ball to go middle in like 3 seconds.
And there's a guy already up, like that's the hard part about playing at a pro level, you have to be able to call what you're going to do with the ball before you even get close to the ball almost sometime.
That way your team can pre-position.
Gives you a huge advantage, right?
Yeah.
It doesn't seem like no idea what you're doing.
I have to ask you this now because it's Thursday. Who do you think is going to win this whole tournament?
I know you're gonna say energy bro and like I want to say energy
Okay, I'm gonna say you haven't seen them yet. I'm gonna backtalk them
Yeah, yeah, I'm gonna go don't go later six
I
Think so lucky. Yeah, it's so lucky. You just had to know him just naked on the goal line look
You may just smack it in no matter if nothing you do
Now you're gonna see them dude. They're fucking insane
Like I hope they don't
The Middle Eastern teams play like no other team. They're the most creative in my opinion
I think energy is the best of being efficient and playing the game like perfect
But Falcons are the best at like
Being creative and creating opportunities out of literally nothing like they can grab the ball and turn into something dangerous
They do the same jinx, they have like a free double tap and they'll purposely not hit the
double tap and it'll fake everybody and then the guy behind the score.
They purposely fake free shots for somebody else who'll see it.
They're like the best team they're doing.
Because in Pro League are there like strats and counter-strats to where like they wouldn't
even, in ranked it would be bad to do, but in Pro League it would be good to do, do you
know what I mean?
There's a lot of kickoff traps like that, yeah, but I feel like in general like I mean, I mean, yeah
You're basically right. There's certain things that only work in pro league
for sure
Because there's so much like people overthink a lot, right?
People are always trying to find a counter to things so you can kind of go to mind games if that makes sense. Yes
Okay, like for example just just to give you an example that you can relate to like
You know how you do that play in one, where you hit it off the corner and then you go for a bump?
Yes, I do that all the time.
So, you can condition people to like, you do that four times, right?
Let's say you do it four or five times in a game. You hit off the corner and you go for a bump.
They're gonna be shitting their pants the next time you hit it off the corner, right?
And then you just don't go for a bump and you go for a shot instead.
Yes!
They're gonna be ready like predicting the bump, right?
Yes!
So, that happens a lot in pro league.
In different plays where like, they get conditioned to thinking you're gonna do something because you did it so much.
Can I bump somebody like can I demo someone in the air and it's so how do I do it?
Yeah, you can you just seem to you seem to go super sonic like in the air. You can still
make super sonic if you go faster than so if I was maximum speed and I jump and they jump
because bro oh my god wait a minute look at all three of them look at all three of them
you see how close they are on their side like this is the Brazilian way they just overwhelm
me yeah they do see it literally what you say they say that they say in seeds brother yeah
Yeah, yeah.
All of a sudden, MIBR has found wife from playing.
What are you asking?
Sorry about the box.
OK, I'll ask after this game.
I'm sorry.
OK, OK, OK.
Because this is really fucking close.
It's going to go to overtime.
Sad has to make a good play here.
Can't get the corner to chat.
If MIBR wins this, they force game five.
You can see it's on top.
Over time, over time, over time, over time, over time.
Enough of a defensive job done there by Sad to get overtime.
Oh
Okay, that was a little sexy dude. That's hard on the backboard like you have to hold his nerve
He just decided not to go
In a field first killer full tank off the ceiling as well
We'll broke it up sad with a backflip first killer looking for bumps, maybe
This is job play is kind of flat right now like low-key they go for a solo play and they don't have like any one following
Someone follow really close and they're not doing that
Free jump before even got
So advanced dude
fake musty musty
Now if you like fake the musty cuz they had two guys just waiting for it
Like there's a guy back while waiting for the flake
Yeah, there's not many things in the game. Yeah, there's only like
Five things
You should be proud of yourself, dude. You have your own say
I know it is sick
Oh nice dog. He got over him there. Oh my god. Hell, he's creating a problem
Well, I don't know if it's like in my VR have advantage here, okay
In favor of about in here that being said boost it up a little bit more here's in my VR
But we're playing still, giving that ball to that lowline.
Yeah, this is a really good game.
Wait!
Oh my god.
This is a really good game, chat.
I want to see a game five.
I want to only see game fives today, bro.
So I can get maximum adrenaline.
Every game, after this, is going to be close.
There's no way that they're not close to me.
They're so good the next year.
First, what a flash.
What a top of the map, Mark!
Oh, save, actually.
Satisfied there dude
Bro, they do everything preemptively. It's never reactionary. It's all preemptive
But the best teams are like that they're always controlling the game
Yeah, and they want the other team to always be reacting and they're controlling the next class
Yeah.
Squishy, what's the goal when you dribble on your belly like that in the air?
What's that called?
On your belly.
Like, you know when they dribble on their belly with their wheels up in midair to keep the ball up?
Oh, it's a pop reset.
It's a pop reset. So it's a flip reset.
It's kind of complex for you're getting your flip reset set up, but you're doing a speed flip cancel,
flings the ball like flick the ball and you drip you can keep going and keep
airgrabling.
Kind of scoops it and you can get under it again and keep doing it like multiple times.
Over the middle!
Get them out!
Get them out!
He cleared it up.
Very, very difficult to do that though.
Yes.
Yeah, I could tell.
Only pros do it.
And even then like a lot of pros aren't going to be good at it.
What a game.
Three minute overtime.
Three minute overtime Jack.
I'm able to control it that could have been disasters
Just hit that one hard
forcing rebellion to use some nice way to get it over in first killer
There's a crazy of T actually
J kind of battle through test it again my sad first killer
50 right to Kulfur, Kulfur full tank.
First killer.
See, Shops play, just control the ball, and 50 at the end.
And let's try to see if we can have someone follow up the next play.
That's like, that's their game plan.
Whereas, MIBR is kind of just going for a big solo play, like trying to beat a bunch of
players with the solo play instead of just like, playing for 50.
Broke, 4 minute overtime by the way, and my god.
We're almost in the entire game, with no T.
This is just the shit that never happened in Blackbomb.
You know what, I love the most.
Thanks for the love.
I love the most in the lobby.
I'm zero.
Like, if the ball's in there side of the field, you just win.
Like, you just know you won.
You just put the control down.
Yeah, I always just drop my control or advance.
Yeah, there's no chance.
There's no chance.
I gotta keep it up.
Yes!
Oh!
Oh my God!
Oh, my raceball had no boost, but...
common the corner like they're just saying behind the block that five minutes now squishy five
minute overtime but how long you made it for the pass what squishy you're so pro because you knew
that pass is gonna lead to a shot you know that it's such a good opening such a good opening
guys what a save holy tit yeah well they're low boost thanks whenever they're low boost they sit
back while usually and one guy that sits ground and that's when you're most naked to a pass like
Whenever they're locked in in the back wall, you just flip her passive every time. Super good.
Whenever watching the cross.
And you can generate so much power off of past, right?
Yeah.
Dude, we're almost at 6 minutes, chat. It's actually insane.
This has to be so meant to be exhausting as a pro, dude.
towards the net he wants to get rebellion and use their boots like imagine if you do a full
series where every game just goes deep over time that would be so great
cause like one mistake and then score
yeah nice first kill a good touch wait a minute wait a minute
nice very sober
six minutes chat Jesus what are we watching
I mean, it's the longest I've seen that, I think.
Bro, this with crowd, this is what I mean, like, it sounds so sad that crowd's on earth.
Oh, what a shot!
Oh my God!
She just said the thing you said, Obama more unsightly than the word for word.
Yes!
I'm gonna get the jimbabus, dude!
And Koifer almost said that.
Bro, the fact that Koifer almost said that is sexually arousing.
Like bro these guys are so pro dude that shot and the O.T. perfect top bin shot bro.
But you see what's crazy?
Like these guys are capable of so much mechanically but you see what ends the game is like a perfect
it's just a clean shot it's just a clean shot it's like if you can generate enough force
it doesn't matter how pro they are.
Because bro here's the thing if he did that same exact shot same height same everything
But with no power, he's saving that every day of the week.
Because it was so powerful, the ball was just forced into the net.
Literally.
And the truth is, if he goes from that position,
if he pops to the wall, it's like an air dribble.
He has a guy challenge him, and maybe he's
a guy waiting backward.
He can't get through like that.
Like, a shot is the best way to get through.
And it's actually the simplest way to get through there, too.
But it has to be perfect.
This guy's like KBM.
Wait, he's like KBM on the left.
One more game to play.
You see that?
Knock the other.
Wait.
I didn't know that.
Wait, who is that?
I thought it was just controllers.
Any any ball knowers and chat who's that playing KBM? I don't even know it
Wait, yeah, sad. No, no, there's a few there's a few KBM pros. I didn't know this guy was playing KBM
There's like three KBM pros in a tournament
he's
Clang in Pro League with keyboard mouse
There's a few there's not a Australian guy that's been doing that for years now
That is fucking or
by this chat keyboard and mouse player ever want a major ever that's a good trivia question
it's field yes yes oh my god who who who uh i don't think he plays pro anymore his name
is yuki and there was a guy named fruity two of them holy danish guy oh my god wait rebellion's
gonna lose i feel bad for moist dude i think he's watching this oh my god yuki and fruity
for the two. Oh no. That's just like a play. Again, inks. It's a fake flick. Like he does
nothing, just 50s him and then a follow up. That's it. Like nothing crazy, right? Like
look at what gets them gold. It's just a fundamental. Anytime. You can get to a high
I ranked just doing the right place just making good decisions
I kind of like I don't know bro anytime I watch sports or esports
I kind of always cheer for the upset unless I'm watching one of my friends
Yeah, I really want Middle East to win like this falcons team. I think it's been the most exciting rock league
I've watched in the last like two years
Like the way they play it you'll see the way they play is it's so fucking fun to watch like I want them to win
World just because of that. There's so entertaining. Yeah, I hate when a boring team wins world
Like I hate I hate there was like a few teams in the past that played like they play a fish and rock
And you got it, right? But like it's just not you know, I mean it's just not as exciting
They're playing for a bunch of money too. Yeah, of course before you should I'm just saying like yeah in a team
That's mad exciting can win. It's so yes. Yes. It's like a double double
Finals of last world's things is falcons energy and the both of teams play really cool like really cool
Both of them play really exciting
Oh, look at the stinks. Look at this. This is so smart. He leaves the ball. He couldn't go for ball. He leaves it goes for bump. Watch
Yeah, first first first first first
The guy
Yes, yes, Falcons does that like really well like they they picked those
situation so what is it all yeah yes
drawly drawly so drawly is that you got but he was he's from Morocco which I
think he's part of me now Middle East North Africa like you said that yes
yeah yeah yeah but Jolly was playing an EU last
I think Arabic I think draw they know there I think you know that I'm pretty
sure
action as we hit the halfway point of the final game of the series tied at one goal of peace
So I speak Arabic and French
Which is actually like the best two languages
Yeah, you can join any team like you're saying about stomping how like is limited options because you can't speak other languages
Oh what's a miss from me
bad though.
It's that keyboard bro, it's the keyboard girl.
Oh Falcons Redacted is about to start and be streamed, so this should end clean, but
we're going to have back to back fun, end state.
Right literally the middle of the second is end, it's on RLE sports, the other twitch
show, you have to pull that out, it's all streamed.
They're my cofer who I know for his demo ability
My BR needs an equalizer and they only have a minute to do so
I think do you think chocolate's gonna play more passive now?
Yeah, I'd ever say yeah
Remember the old like
You watch like bars like 2015 crime. Yeah
That's how I'm like whenever they have a lead. They just pass around the back for like 20 minutes. Yeah
Like
I feel like every team stole that shit
But there are like that's actually good ball out of you and that's something that NA actually is pretty poor at usually it's like
Like lead management, I've never never leave
For some reason NA likes to push for another goal when like you don't have to, like you win the game off and just
Just holding your lead, right? Like that's the new win con is just holding your lead, so yeah, you should be playing in a little bit of a different way
Oh! Oh! That's game! That is game!
Boredown into a finish! Oh my god!
Alright, this team is good, this team is good
That's the benefit of going for an extra goal though, right? It's like, now they have this game
If MIBR can score 2 goals in 35 seconds, 2000 gives a subset of chat.
If they can do it.
I think it was actually 2 of the players on this MIBR team that came back from a 2-bill
deficit off scoring and then instantly scoring a KOF goal with like 2 seconds left.
I think it was literally this MIBR thing.
The one that seems to have seen D or two goals.
There's the belly thing!
Nah, I told you.
Yeah, so that's called a reset pop.
Or a pop reset.
Okay, that's not a pop.
Visually here, right?
Yeah.
Now, obviously MIBR is not out.
So, basically, does it work like this?
It's round Robin.
Everybody in the group plays each other.
But it takes the...
How many people from each group go? Two?
2, 2, 2, 2, 2 best records and gold differential.
Yes, yeah.
Okay.
Okay, other series is about to be obviously switched.
Alright, RLE sports, right?
RLE sports, yes.
Dude, look at Ravosa's like posture when you get on.
Look at this.
How do I pull it up, Chad?
RLE sports is their twitch.
He's got a...
Whoa!
Oh, there it is, there it is.
I'm good.
What just happened?
I thought it was just kind of like a...
Dude, oh my god, it's redacted to yeah, redacted as Falcons
Look at Roboss's posture next time they show him it's literally insane win this one
He leans so far in
You probably the craziest posture in pro league people on land
the dad but man it's first game as a newly signed or there's a little buff that comes
with that just every time just isn't it isn't the fuck chat all right run predictions I want
to see all predictions that Falcons versus redacted what if y'all predictions dude oh
my god squishy squishy squishy squishy okay and even out now dude for about five seconds
not okay it's still a lot
all my god
minds one-sided
one of them like a one-point-two-mill to eighty-k
right now
eighty-five percent
eighty-three percent is on falcons
i think the percentage
oh i see eighty-nine eighty-nine right now on falcons
wait but you know i'm gonna definitely like thirty seconds to
okay
chat I just got a voice message from Deji hold on let me let me read this
dude chat Deji wants to play me in rocket league today hold on
Oh, yes, we can.
Okay, wait, wait, wait, hold up.
Jack, I want to play, okay, I'm going to read.
Jack, Deji?
Okay, okay.
So Deji texted me and said he wants to play me in Rocket League.
And then he said, yo, yo, it's Deji.
And then I said, you're such a goofball, dude.
What day do you want to play?
Because he was trolling me on Instagram.
And then he said, whenever, bro, I'm on smoke.
And then I said, laughing emoji, let's play tomorrow.
He said, perfect.
And then I said, you might want to grab a coffee for this ass kicking.
And then he said, I'm on that prime energy.
Yo, this guy's a goofball.
But I think, okay.
Okay, I'm gonna play him tomorrow, Chan, get a plan tomorrow.
Oh, yes, we can.
Yeah, yes, we can.
Dude, I, okay, I met this guy in England dude.
He's the funniest guy I've ever met in my life.
Or I'm gonna play, I'm gonna play him tomorrow.
Yo, Squish, I'm back.
Did you see what just happened, Jigs?
Oh my god, I missed two goals?
Bro, Ravoss like ceiling pinched it instantly, and then there's another goal right away from VP.
I already have two goals in 13th sweet!
Yeah, I was just saying it doesn't happen.
What?!
Jolly?
Oh my...
Oh my god, bro.
Alright, these guys are playing good.
I can just tell.
Like a Ravoss.
Okay, good to know that the team's good.
Ravoss is gonna have like back problems after this match.
you see his pops just like inside his mother
yeah
oh bro
what a dammit
also thanks there's a thing
like I don't know why this is I guess it's just pressure but like whenever a team gets newly signed by an org
usually they have a rough performance like the first event so hopefully that's not the case for she's guy
but for some reason yeah yeah it's like a historical thing I don't know why whenever a team like freshly signed they always like
have a little sketchy of that I think.
Bro, so you're telling me, out of redacted Falcons, Vitality and Carmine point, only two of those teams make it to the next state?
No, it's, um, Falcons isn't involved. It's SSG, Twisted Mines, so it's QC Vina, Falcons 1C Vina, Twisted Mines is QC Vina.
So it's question mark, SSG, KC and Vitality.
So Viteer is then Nupo, he has on SSG.
Like all those players, those are the stars on each team.
Look at Romance on that backboard.
The drawl is on KC.
He's playing so high up.
Bro, I think that's maybe the most intense gaming powerstrike ever seen.
like you know some of those boxing matches you see even mine is twin brother is
on the scene of them by the way they're not the most insane thing that's the most
overpowered shit I've ever seen. That's overpowered. Now that is count.
Brothers these guys actually have been jerked off together dude. You're telling me?
Ah maybe not old enough to say that. Oh my god.
Let me take a look. Oh you're so lucky bro. They just turned 18.
and just kind of discombobulate
Now they actually have like insane synergy people call the Twitter
Making a choice there on that challenge in this corner earlier as well
I see lean back for that soft touch trying to regain control and
Thanks, if you'd sign these guys, would you have made like a dirty
You know one week notice yeah, it would have been a jersey that says their name and their number
I would have wrote it in partners
Wait so killers or is it clear?
Kalius is RW9's twin.
Twin, yes.
And Jolly was the guy that was on the tier scene last year that won everyone with the
tier.
So why did he leave?
Why did he leave?
What happened?
Falcon's got second at worlds and Casey got third fourth.
So in his mind he's upgrading the second best team and Falcon's worked attention for winning
every event last year.
So best player from EU joining the second best team in the world, right?
And I mean, he just thought he would upgrade him to number one, I guess.
And he also got first major, yeah.
And they played like online regionals to get here.
They're so good, bro.
All these guys are insanely good 1v1 players, and when you're a good 1v1 player, usually
a really solid overall, like, ball round up to this player.
You're very sound.
Again, good sound.
What happened there?
Nobody was back for VP.
This is a real commitment. Khalid just got like a big B and didn't expect it to come through basically.
Also, yeah, he also got offered like the most money any player has ever got offered to play professionally.
So, I'm kind of like, I get to upgrade my team and get paid.
And, and get paid more.
That sucks for Vatira, bro. Now there's going to be like a little bit of a rivalry throughout the season.
Okay, to put into perspective about salaries in this game, like the average pro salary is probably like,
Like a top players probably like 10 to $15,000 a month
Jolly's on like 35
They're giving him 3x the regular pro way, yeah
50 but just the way the physics work. So is it cuz he's like the best player in the world or
Hawkins also has infinite money like literally
Yeah, I think they're back by the Saudi government and they're like
They also got Peter bond fortnight
This guy's the highest paper. Oh my god.
Dude, and look at the bump here.
Dude, they're so connected, bro.
Bro, they're making the active look of the swivel.
I mean, it's bad.
See the fake? That was the fake I was talking about.
See where it was?
You fake the touch to the side, and then the guy's okay.
I don't know if you saw. That was exactly what I was talking about.
Yeah, it seems so good at that.
Oh yeah, and there's CS to him. I don't know if you can ever see this at all, but they
have like, like, three of the biggest players in the world as well.
They're teams worth the most money by far.
All right, this is
But like redacted looks really good in NA right but then you put them against these guys and it's like
Yeah, makes you make you realize like there's a lot of fucking good
That's actually what I found myself wondering about as well, because I mean, okay, Falco's
Octane skin is so nice.
That's a significant portion of time.
And if you're very strong, you actually help for a decent chunk of it.
So what is the coach do, Squishy?
This is something I wanted to ask you.
What does the coach do?
That's interesting in Rocket League, okay.
I think certain coaches have different like perspectives, and it depends on the players,
but honestly, it sounds kind of funny, but a lot of the coaches are low key just trying
to keep the players in check because a lot of players are really young and they get tilted
mad easy. So trying to like, you're almost babysitting away sometimes, trying to make
sure that they're not like, you know what I mean, just hard tilted the entire practice
or like, you know what I mean, like just make sure they're communicating because sometimes
they can just shut down because we're young. So that's, that's a big part of it. Strategically,
let's be honest, Rockwing doesn't have a lot of pre-made chats that you can actually like
Because the game is so dynamic and you can't control what the other team is going to do.
It's all about tendencies, right?
So coaches are trying to fix certain tendencies that people are doing wrong.
A lot of it is replay review and just trying to iron out issues, honestly.
And there were reminding players, basically what they worked on the whole time.
I think, okay, I was never big on the coach thing, personally.
Personally, I think a lot of it is like the way Rocket League functions
It's more optimal to have three players communicate like what they want to do and be on the same page
Back in the day, there was no coaches like coaches became a thing like five years ago
Something like that five or six years ago, but like the early four first four years of Rocket League
There was no coaches. It was just players who just talk about how to fix things
The best the best teams are good for that squishy as you were saying this
Um, I just found out that Shaco left Falcons. Oh
Shit Shaco's the highest paid pro in the world. I think
body leaves I
Think it's just cuz they never won they always made it far but never won
Check did he leave or get dropped?
I
Said didn't leave her get dropped dropped
Was he like their worst player no, right?
Shaco's a interesting one to describe rail
He's like
Has some of the best aim ever some of the best clips ever he got banned from Brody. Oh my god
He's so fucking good
like
Look at you wait look at the thing I told you things like either you sat in midfield did nothing waited for him to make
This play and then just took a free shot and score and that is an easy
I guess it's an advanced version of what I was telling you where you let them make this lady
She's once again, it's born early
Break another slight miss execution, bro. I don't even know
Now, Killers breaks through everyone, 2ps, heck of a job, how do you even still have a flip?
I think you jumped forever ago!
Now, I think coaching and like, tack shooters, like especially like Siege for example is probably super important.
This game, I don't think it's out of the sport, I think it's really about keeping your players in check and like not letting them get so big and stuff.
More of like a mental coach than it is like a strategic coach.
I do think that has some value.
I think energy stoches are a good example of a good approach to it.
He has a lot of ball knowledge about soccer and real life.
Like he watched a lot of that and he was big on learning people's management styles.
He actually has a lot of ball knowledge of what a 15 looks like and takes some things
from real life soccer in the game.
Oh my god, someone said Jacob got banned for cheating in Pro League, I just tap.
So he got banned for cheating in Pro League, but then it turns out it was like a false ban.
Well like, people still don't know, but he got like a one-gear suspension, came back
and just immediately started destroying people.
So he got a one-year ban for this like, cheating acquisition?
He got a one-year ban because Pengu, who was like the best player in the world at the time,
accused him of cheating. And it's because he legitimately thought he was cheating.
But then like, as the years went on and people saw how good Shiko was,
even after the band, like people just thought it was like a false ban. It's
really, there's like a documentary about it, but like, um, oh my God,
it's, it's so easy for them. It's actually gross. Yeah. This is insane. This,
this is insane. I'm glad I predicted this team to win the event.
Bro, like when I was watching redacted, they were like,
Unfuck with a bull, bro. Now they're playing Falcons and that was just an NA. It's seven to one bull different terrain
Yeah, the big thing about psycho is like yes, he's mechanically insane like his aim is okay. This is this is bad
I can't even get a sentence off without them scoring. This is insane. I don't got a lot of words
How are they scoring so fast? I mean real honestly, Suzy, what is happening? What is this? It's probably
Did it 8 to 1?
Wait is it really 8 to 1 in the holes it is?
Especially it's 8 to 1, it's 8 to fucking 1
In two games that's fucking insane, I'm not gonna lie
That is crazy
They're just too good man, I'll tell you this team is beautiful to watch
Like much is going right for VP at all here and push. I don't know if things are gonna change if they can't play like this
Again, we talked about that midfield that normally so locked tight that just doesn't allow teams to force you think
Did you want to I don't know what you're doing after this today, but did you want to go through?
We don't have to do all the packs. I just want to show you how to do this aerial thing
Okay, we don't have to do all of them. I feel like you have the power shot thing
But I want to teach you how to like jump high because I feel like right now. Yeah, you you mainly do that
um that jump and flip into which is good but you don't know how to go for the high ball yeah
no i don't know what it is i mean it's 9 to 1 by the way yeah okay i thought this match was
going to be better than it was that's on me but uh i did expect Rebecca to put a warm up fight i
didn't realize talking for this good in my defense i haven't watched this stuff is that much because
because they play like 6am online
so
but like, squishy, this doesn't even make sense in my brain
like how is there this bunch of a gap between a top and a team to this
I know, I know
this doesn't make any, I've never even seen a game like this
first pro really right now
that's true, it doesn't really look like they're in the same league
this, oh my god
oh he's still up there, he just fought in front of them
they're looking at the path
look how smart that was Jinx
Look how smart this was.
Alright, we're see-
Soft touch, fake shot again in Passive Myth.
Just like, what the fuck.
The other guys driving some fuck.
This is the best team in the world.
Dude, I'm a Falcon's Blazer.
Brother, NRG is going to get bent over a table and flamed high to play against Falcons.
Bro, Redacted was going blow for blow with Falcons.
Like, it was even match.
What am I? It's 10 to 1! It's 10 to 1!
That is true, this redacted team beat energy.
Yes, they beat them! And then when they lost it was close!
It's 10 to 1!
I'm back on land. I don't know if I've ever seen that one.
Yeah, I don't think I have either.
It's pretty insane, bro.
Yeah.
I mean, this team upgraded. They got second and rose last year and they upgraded, right?
I mean, can't really expect them to be bad. They're gonna be fucking insane.
Me and Squishy said Falcons is gonna win the event. Holy shit. Is there a way to bet on this?
Like I don't bet, but can I bet my left leg on this?
Bro, 10 to 1!
And as soon as he does go, he's left down on the middle.
Like I didn't even bet, but can I bet? It's a lot!
10 to 1.
10 to 1.
Look, look, look, look, look, look. Oh, he's in the face.
Yes, yes, yes, yes.
But it's so close.
He's going for a triple pop!
Oh my god, John, I see why y'all were hyping this shit!
Yes.
Dude, so that guy jumps for that shot, and before it even gets close to the ball, he's calling it, he's not going to hit it.
And the other guy's just expecting... Oh my god, he has a triple fix on that.
Bro.
Alright.
Now, to the people saying that Rocket League does not have the highest yoga app in the world out of any game,
any game, we just watched a top team in North America lose 10 to 1 in a 2 game goal differential.
10 to 1.
10 to 1.
Yeah, that's insane.
Look, they're twins, bro.
They're literal twins, and they're on the best team in the world.
That's so insane.
That's so insane, bro.
So, Jack, you have two twins.
One of them is the best defender in the world.
And then they just randomly said, fuck it,
we're gonna pick up the best player in EU.
And, oh, our team got second in worlds.
You know what?
Let's pick up the best player in Europe,
and then we have the best defender in the world.
Yes, kind of unfair.
But also if you're drawly, dude,
think about being the third player on a team with two twins.
like you're you're permacate like if you join that team you're never you're never
surviving
if they if they want to take somebody you're gone
the twins are never getting kicked
all the land rookies
your very first game
all right tactical timeout and nobody's talking what's happening what's going on
the coach is saying something
but yeah the players get feedback what if they're not talking
are they defeated
they're a young team bro
Good God! Somebody say something! Fuck!
They look shell-socked!
They should have got me.
They should have got me as their coach.
Bro, I would have been screaming in their goddamn face.
Dude, that'd be cinema for fuck sake.
If I was the coach, I would have said,
Motherfuckers! We flew to Boston!
We're losing 10 to one!
Somebody say something, damn!
It's 10 to one!
I have chills, bro.
That would get me going, bro, low-key.
We gotta- we just gotta have to play in yesterday morning!
Somebody say something, fuck!
10 to 1!
Yo!
Jack, I have watched a lot of fucking Bro League.
I was a little kid watching COD majors when I was fucking 10,
watching Prime Scumpy and Prime Naked John.
Brother, I have never seen two pro teams with this much of a gap.
It's 10 to 1!
What the fuck?!
It's not even the best team in the world or redacted needs to wake up because I know redacted is better than this.
It's not even a low seeded team. Like you said, they're like probably a contention for top 2 NA right now.
Top 2 NA, top 2 or 3A, undeniable. This is top team in North America.
100% top 3, top 2 arguably, yeah, and then they're getting dominated.
Bro, all Topkins does, they just spam the fakes. You gotta be ready, they spam the fakes.
That's it stop falling for it. Stop getting nervous. They stand the banks. Come on
You don't keep it up or as a coach. I know I would be fucking ball shit
I'd be shirtless and I would be screaming in people's faces
Nice
All right, let's wake up
When this series
But I still want to cheer for the fact that
See this car everyone's using this this spanish with like the
I'll put it out again
Yeah, this one this one. Yeah, that's rally's car. The reason why everyone's using that is cuz he fucked everybody last year with this car
Look dude, they just pre-jumped
No way
It's
coffee and wake up wake up and get the fuck out of them clothes
let's go y'all look way better than that
10 to 1 y'all look better than that dude
they're doing a live feed to your destroyer
and that is the first lease of this world is in high
yes mate you're in trouble
it's a deep oh it's in a reall
oh they want beat the foul
it's called sky blue it's a painted sky blue affluent as a decal
it's like a preset
and what's happening is it black
There's black black funny. Yeah, but it's his preset like he came up with his preset and he was just farming and whoever farms like everyone
Just copies their car after wait won't be to the goal every time right? Well, what a read from talk actually
If I want to copy
Drawly's car, what is everything I needed to get I need to get what?
Ah, Sky blue after winter. I think it's in this you have to wait til it's in the shop wait rally
Oh, I think sky and then black fennec. I already have black fennec. Yeah, black fennec
And you see the alphabet, but you don't need that. Maybe you think it's like standard
These modes probably the best octane player
That car that car has aura
Is there a way you can get an Octane in the real life?
I get the idea from two piece there.
Oh my god!
Oh.
But someone made one in real life.
So I don't know if it drives, but like it's life-size.
Bro, imagine somebody pulls us on you in a fucking Octane.
With the wing on it. With the wing on it.
The wing on it, yeah.
The Octane would look like such a shit car if it didn't have the wing,
but the wing ties it together so nice.
Look at the speed, look at the pass.
Oh, a pre-jump.
They look more confident in this game.
Yeah, Redacted's a good team. That's why I wasn't knowing.
They're not 10-to-1 skill gap from fucking out.
That's bullshit.
They fell for every face. Every face they fell for.
It was bad.
That's also partially just talking to so good at selling the face, bro.
Like, actually, like, every team fall-
I guess, fuck, everyone knows they do it,
It's just like everyone falls for it because it's so like it's in spots. You see we're like they should shoot it
I mean they just don't shoot it. That's why
And you have to play the shot
I heard you bro.
Yeah, finish.
This is what we've been looking for.
This is the vibe that we need to see from VP.
They need to play with this confidence.
They need to play with this eruptive offense.
They need to play with this.
What a touch.
Jesus.
Bros just don't fuck up.
It's actually...
Also, you said your goal was Diamond, right?
But like, you're already...
Bro, I'm just...
That's what I said.
My goal on this game on day one was Diamond.
But the thing is, if I hit Diamond, I'm gonna want to go for Jam.
I think you got a hundred percent. Yeah, I was I was talking to high-mives earlier and he's saying it's a thousand hours
And you reach PC and you're at like what 200?
So you're one fifth of the way there and you're improving really fast and you have more help than have I said obviously
I feel like you I don't know you hit it you hit like a moment in the last week where you
That is crazy
Apparently hit a little bit of a Tokyo and look drop the chance you nice
Apparently he lost like a hundred times below
Wait, how much how much games is a hundred?
like
I
Wait
I think he stole it look over what he did he did with his cock with his cock
But that's so risky to go for you could have actually saved this
Alright, let's get out of here with the, uh, dog hair first round.
Okay.
Okay.
Yeah, Vertus Bro can play.
I think you can hit champs, I think.
I think when you hit Diamond, you're gonna have a lot of fun, because that's when you
can start implementing more, like, aerial stuff, more mechanics with stuff.
That'll be fun.
That's gonna, you're gonna need to do some passion.
Wait, why is that saying refund?
Whoa, whoa, refund what? Game 3?
What happened?
Dude, dude, oh my god.
91% of my chat bet on Falcons winning Game 3 and they lost.
Oh shit.
Chad, you don't get a refund because you're wrong.
You're a gambling addict, Chad. Face it.
You're a fucking gambling addict.
Bro chat here's what I say bro future reference if you're ever going to predict and her and at any point in time
9 to 1 odds. It doesn't matter if Falcons is way better
9 to 1 odds is terrible dude like
What's squishy? What would be like the best team versus the worst team in this tournament? Yes
by Falcons versus the
SSA team or a pack so like
Five fears. Falcons will never lose a game and a hundred games played like that.
Wait, they would have a hundred of them?
And games, yeah. Easily. Without me even having an ounce of doubt.
I'd back myself to potentially 3-0 some of those teams with two other pros from NA.
Wait, what region?
here in Africa they're like pretty new and they don't have many good players like
their players are just in force
so if Falcons played
oh my god
their team name is Five Fears
if Falcons played Five Fears they've been a hundred times
yes easily
bro
that does show you that there's quite a gap
That's where Oz comes right?
Then get a little bit tricky with it and get a real soft touch just to beat the last guy, Cleveron.
Alright, and now we're back into a very familiar territory in a scary scenario if you are Virtus.Pro.
Down by a goal within the first minute, the comeback trail is the only way you'll get back into this game.
Oh, it's actually good. Two of them went up and both of them cancelled because they got it back a little.
This is gonna be tough for them, especially if they're not getting any good challenges on defense.
This one looking almost entirely unimpeded.
And Raleigh with some boots and a tank.
We'll have to try to navigate this through the corner.
Two piece, please get to that midfield.
It's not gonna get any further than that.
And talk with little Boos now.
Has to do a lot in the corner.
Wait, he missed.
He just missed.
Bro, they're just nervous.
Get a touch, it's two out of five.
They're not playing how they played in reference.
Oh, they might be the new, like, signing...
He missed, dude.
Just a new signing curve, bro.
You're a pro, you can't miss backdoor, bro.
I don't know, Chad. I'm just gonna say this, bro.
Falcon's looks absolutely fucking terrified.
To any of you.
Falcon's looks literally terrified.
What is the goal difference right now?
So, 5-1, 5-0, and then 2-1 in favor.
Okay, so redacted S3 goals, Falcon says 12.
No, first he.
Falcon says 13, redacted S3.
That is a 10-goal to Gretzels.
And I have a feeling it's going to get worse.
That's actually insane.
That does not happen often.
Usually when a team's down like 3-0, they just start, like,
I love to give it up, but it's this late in the end of the match, so 3 goals is what it becomes like to mix this up.
So you know the cinema? What? Grand finals, Xen vs. Shopkins. That would be cinema.
Oh there's some lore, there's some lore between Ravass and Xen, do you want to hear?
So then came on the scene basically then got banned for a year, right?
And then
So I then played on somebody's account
Yes, so the then came back and during his band like he was already becoming like one of the best players in the world
Like people were noticing he was getting good really quick
He was like as well
15
So you get at the time you can stop playing pro league at 15. He got banned at 15 so he couldn't play till 16
Anyways, he started like getting better and better people are recognizing that he was like one of the best in the world
And he started doing like one-to-one show matches and he was beating all the best players in the world like easily
And then rewass was one of the top players
He never played with us and we lost beat him after his end one like then one like 15 series straight or some stupid
So I would know the exact number
Against like the best one players in the world and we lost beat him in game seven
We lost and ended his streak yeah exactly they have a rival
And then he was like low-key like pretty mad about it. He like tweeted like got lucky and shit
You just competitive
I was 11 game 11 series
Yeah, he beat the best one players in the world 11 series straight and best of seven
And then the boss is like yeah, I want to one the water man, then the last one. There's actually
Everyone just thought that he would be anybody because then was like ahead of like
That's for a bro
There's a spirit is so good
Who is who has the potential to beat Falcons cuz I'm just gonna keep Casey
KC, Twisted Minds, NRG are the only three teams I think.
You don't think Vitality?
No, Bro. Vitality is kind of just his end show, if I'm honest.
Vitality is like a one-man army, Bro. Like he doesn't have a good team on him.
I love Zen, but he doesn't have a good team on him.
Who's on his team?
Stizzy and Exotic.
Bro, why don't they upgrade the team if it's just Zen?
I don't know, I mean, I think best case scenario
would be Zen joins Vittira and Atal on KC.
That would be like, that's the team that would,
that would be the peak cinema, bro.
Like Falcons versus Zen, Vittira and Atal,
that would be fucking insane.
Atal was like really good.
Like Atal was Zen level on KC.
Wow.
Like you haven't probably heard of Atal,
but he's just as good as that.
Well, um, okay, yeah, I will not like try to put this in a perspective.
So.
Game one, Falcons beat Redacted, who is a top two, maybe top three team in North America.
They beat them five to one.
Game two, Falcons beat them five to zero.
three they lost two to one game four four to zero that is oh god they got to
tap them up after that too good god yeah you have to fucking tap them up dude
GG bro after somebody bends you over at god damn table you got a fist
yeah thank you for coming me brother so what was the goal differential 15 to
three is that correct or 16 yeah was that 15 to three or 16 to three
Yeah, I don't know. I don't know. They got fucked is all we need to know
Just the chat saying 15 to 3
Thanks. Other series on the way GK GK versus
Furia, which is the best Brazilian team. Furia is the best Brazilian team. Oh
Furia is Brazilian and Rocket League too
Here's number one in Brazil in San Francisco, South America and
And the Yan this Yan guy has been the best visiting player for nice years. Where's GK from EU?
Because EU they're forced to
So the next match after this is the start of the group of death
I'm gonna check right now
It is
Vitality vs SSG and Twisted Minds. Okay, this is the issue.
Actually, I think I might be fine. So, Altstream is gonna have Vitality SSG.
I think we can watch that. I think we should watch that.
No, yeah, I wanna watch Sand, dude. I wanna watch...
So, yeah, it's Vitality SSG and then...
It'll actually work out fine. So, this match will go on.
After this match, it's R my core vs Twisted Mind.
So, we can go back to this one. It's kind of working out because it's offset.
Yeah, I think it's gonna be good because you can see what I mean about his team like he's noticeably the standout player on that team
Yeah, but chat. Oh, they are saying KC to
No, but we'll be able to catch both drinks. I think the way this is format. Yeah, I think so
Okay, I think we'll I will miss like I think we'll miss one game with Casey
All right, I'm gonna go single. I haven't beaten like two hours because I'm locked. I'm gonna go single.
We are people.
Well, if you saw on the alt stream, we had the little score bug come up.
Virtus.pro did end up taking a game versus Falcons. Those first two games, one looking too good for Virtus.pro, but they end up taking game three.
I believe they're already down one goal to Falcons in game four right now.
So we got lots of matches between the alternate stream and this one.
the GK were you could say on the score turtle they were in this match but if we
looked at the total time of possession just by five I mean yeah four by five
great vibes but yeah I'm not gonna give you percentages on how we a GK is 15
you're not even 40 there were bottom two you forgot about that as soon as we
got into that game we knew how things felt I mean you're talking about life you
could tell that the positioning of every single player from here and they were
Forced themselves forward it was they didn't even knock at the door. They just barged in and very redominated throughout the entire game
I'd say little little bits of moments here and there for GK obviously
We can't count them out, but they've gonna have to bring something special and maybe it's gonna be the fake kickoff
I don't know who to go double fake kickoff
and both
Her full defenders back on each side as well
Yeah, it's just such an odd that's a little awkward silence where people can feel out the game see what's going on
but abjack okay off the kickoff here he is by himself this is exactly what gk needed
abjack often is already sitting down field but this is drop there are a drop of defense
that's so clean bro was moving up i honestly would need another look i was send you not a pro
send you is uh not a real player it's like it's all a task flip being on the other side of the field
look up what passes and i wonder how joyo won that challenge no no real player could do that
without the midfield where things started.
I said it was a solo play from Aptek,
but Joyo absolutely involved with
once he get one back for his team,
and this is actually quite the opposite.
Previously in game one, it was all Viria right out the gates,
but I think GK are a little bit upset
with how game one went.
Now GK, this is not the most possession,
and we've seen them half year in Joyo.
Could catch, actually might have found a pass.
Jackson
Why do you sound like that bro, what are you talking about sound like what?
something that's it one moment squished it you're good elvin yo wait you know
you know what's crazy uh jinx i never told you about this okay i'm i'm gonna
wait till you talk you can you fix my fucking voice yep that's the problem
that's the problem there you go fine now i'm ready what's up uh
Someone in my chat told me to tell you about Moxie.
I forgot about the dragon, please.
I don't know who Moxie is.
So I heard his name, though, but I don't know anything about him.
So he's the only player in the history of the game that
Irma plays only once.
And he's the best once player, on average,
and the best once player for about five years, probably.
And he only plays once.
He decides not to play three because he just loves once.
He's been the best once player for five years.
Yeah, he lost to Nupo last year in the Worlds finals, I think.
But yeah, he's been on average the best once player forever.
It's just really interesting because he's the only player that purposely doesn't want to play 3s at all,
but he's really good, obviously.
Is he in Pro League?
No, he's never played it on a pro team.
But he's been the best. He could beat any pro, basically.
Anyone I could name he could be in a 1v1 Moxie basically except for like new foe
Yes, it's just like a weird situation I thought you find it interesting cuz like why why be that good and not try three's at least a little bit
Yeah
So
No
I don't think anyone can do it.
After playing you, I literally don't think anyone can do it.
Also, you're the best you've ever been, obviously.
Ooh, yes.
Like, I don't think...
I don't think it's possible to go like 99 kickoffs without you getting a lucky kill at some point.
If I don't go, like if I don't go for the ball, everyone says this boost is not to go,
but if you don't go, you're smart enough now where you're just going to drive the ball forward and 50 me,
or you'll get the boost, and like 50 me anyway.
You control the 50 so it's like better for me to try to go pick up and control the 50s and to let you just control
the 50s completely. I don't know it's just something can
Unluckily happen in 99 attacks. That's the answer.
Obviously they're in that proper position and able to hold things down, but I feel like
for Furia, they're going to go to the end of the game.
Oh, I feel you!
Absolutely dunked on, buddy.
Ever since we've been saying this Vamo quarter thing, I look at their cans and they all say it every single time they score.
It's the best it's the best thing you could ever say
Do not say it all the time
Or score or get a clutch you just fucking scream it. It's so dead
Bro be in my friends
This is a bit of thing and see like
They run the seats like run it
Some stats you would shit yourself. Um a Brazilian team has been
In the finals of SI three consecutive SIs in a row in one of the finals
It was two Brazilian teams like it's absolutely
Only one a year. There's one SI year. Yes. So if those SI grand finals, there's gonna be a Brazilian team in the last three years
And the last three si finals a Brazilian team has won it all three si finals all three
They run the fucking game
That actually currently it's because they don't give a fuck. They don't they don't
Overly strategize they don't play like pussies
They run at you and they fucking let their nut tank and all of their aim is perfect
The fire game. Yes. It's just a the problem with a lot of the NA teams is like, well, they're coordinated shit, too
Like bro, a lot of the NA teams they get like a vet like Canadian
Canadians been a pro for 10 years a lot of people consider him like the LeBron of the game because he has two champ 2si championships
And they're like seven years apart, but the thing is bro Canadians in his 30s, bro
Like it when these Brazilian kids run at Canadian. He's not winning the gunfight. He just sits on class
He gets fucking sit on that the problem with siege is like a lot of NA teams
I think they invest too much in strategy and the Brazilian teams
It's like we're just gonna run at you and take 40 other fights and just wait up just wait and they don't they don't bro
I was watching Grand finals three days ago
You don't even know that's so hard to explain this for like there is a vent that like players can bait on a hundred yards away from the building like a hundred yards away a
a Brazilian player on face ran to the window and peeked the guy off the vent like if you're the guy on the vent
You want that gunfight because there's one area where their head can be
He has an SMG 11 the defender peeks the vent and shits on him like they just run at you, bro
They're there's a crazy confidence. Yes. They just let their nuts hang bro. They don't care about anything
I think the problem with a lot of teams that play them is they care too much about like the
And the experience and that's why the vets never fucking win. It's this new age of just running happy
I see
Thanks, I downloaded our game to the day
Seach and I was playing off-stream whether that shifts just as bad as rock league with the new driver challenges
I have a level 50 to play right. I would say it's worse
I would say I need to convince seeds to bring back level 20 to play right cuz dude
Yeah, bro 50s insane 50 is in bro chat level 50 in siege. It's like what 60 hours
40 like good god
I have 12 hours of mo 15
Also gigantic knowledge gap like I felt naked as fuck
Yeah, I would say Siege has a much steeper knowledge gap than Rocket League, but mechanically Rocket League is miles ahead of me.
Like, aiming? Like, when I'm in a fight, I feel good. Obviously, because I aim another game, but like, I just got fucking on.
I walk through a doorway, I just fucking explode it. Like, some guy sledgehammered the roof and I dive into the fucking ceiling.
Like, what is happening?
You're experiencing everything that new subscribers do.
I said this the other day, if you can make it past the first 100 hours, you'll lose the game.
The problem is 90% of people cannot make it past the first 100 hours.
Hey, quick.
Because they're just so overwhelmed.
Dude, you know what actually, the only thing I really, I keep learning, but the only thing I really know is there's a lot of down time.
I didn't know how much down time there is.
The prep phase is so long.
The picking operators phase is so long.
And then like I don't know you're not really in a round at all
I don't want to see that they should shorten the breath phase for like 45 seconds
To like 35 seconds in just ranked and casually
Especially casual dude
But uh keep it in protein because you need it in protein
I can count on the reason
But the game's clean and the aiming's clean like I really like the way the aiming feels
You're here, really
No it's a great game bro you just gotta get past 100 hours and I do think you'll like it but it's a ground
Yeah
It is a ground
Swifty making just a little uncomfortable and
It's how big is the gap in that game like like did you play any any new player and just never lose around Africa then?
No, the thing is
I could lose to fucking
I could die to anyone because if you just randomly had shot me I'm gonna die
But like what a new player ever beat me in a 1v1 and I'm talking a level zero
My chat's gonna type cap because my chat just despises me
But could a new look even a game no a new player beat a champ in a game
No, it would be a thousand zero absolutely fucking not not all the luck in the world
The only way a new player beats a champ in a siege 1v1 is if the champ literally gets raided by the FBI
They release him and then he gets swatted and then he gets fucking DDoS and then a amp of ambulance truck crashes into his
But a lucky round could happen, obviously.
Yes, 100%, a lucky headshot could happen.
That's the equivalent of a kickoff going rock on me, like a lucky headshot.
It's like, Squishy, it's the same as that, could a new player beat you in a rock on the
4-1?
Never, never.
A million games, never.
But could they score, maybe?
Maybe, yeah.
Maybe, yeah.
And I've seen him multiple times now bringing this ball down, collecting it in his own hands.
Also, yeah, my friend was telling me, you can headshot, one shot headshot through walls
as well.
was
Actually didn't like crazy that yeah, that's the thing about see number three cuz like I
Have complained about this and I said they should take out one shot at shots and some people agree with me
But I don't think they should because one shot at shots is what makes each siege and it's clean
But it does lower the skill gap one, but there's no damage fall off like an SMG at distance
It could it's still you could use the weakest gun in the game and hit me through five walls across the map as long as
That's fucking insane. That just sounds wrong
What happens is like players will be like oh, but you have to have good
I already know people to chat a time to get oh, but you have to have good crosshair placement for the one try that chops
Yeah, sure the problem is most people don't and they just get fucking bullshit
Because they can't control the recoil so they're gotten kicks to the fucking ceiling and then they get a chop
so there's my machine
My shit that is like if you're even butchered teammates in like a small area and like someone shooting at you and you can get random through a wall
No, like does that not happen? Oh, yeah, you'll get accidentally killed all the time
I had something to kill somebody like last night when I was playing I think
Yeah, that that sound
Yeah, I guess it's part of the part of the skills
I don't care what anyone says whoever lands more bullets should win the gunfight period like if you disagree you have no ball knowledge, dude
They're gonna be able to break out once more not who gets the recoil fucking head dribbles from abjack. Yeah
So I can't worry yet to pull down
Yeah control recoil fun fact is actually easier than these
But all the pros
We're gonna win out of their sale though because now the aggression might be paying the price like there's some control players
up pretty tough like some days have you just have so much control over it yeah
mouse
do you know like mingo's what's he doing that is game three yeah yeah his recoil
was talking for as time it's actually a ceiling you got lost up i'm just like rockling with him
i feel like i'm sitting forward yes i have mingo's one of my like that's france i'm at
bro it has like uh he's the one that has the batmobile that's a oh yeah bro so how do you get
I don't think you can get it anymore so you have to play in year one
I think it was 2016 release and they might have re-released it in 2020
So I don't know which one he got it in but if he's like an OG player probably 2016 not he said 2016
Yeah
There's two releases, but I think you have to buy it and he goes to you can't get it out
There's just a little I could probably get you a code for that if I really wanted it
I can probably get you a code if you want I can ask
Yes for the battle yeah for the old one absolutely dude what
I'll ask the last then I saw also Jinxie
I saw your clip on big dog brother you're like epic games give me alphabets. I'll suck your penis dude there
They're gonna hear you say I'll suck your penis and just click the clip off brother like
We gotta give him a pee. Yes, dude
They don't want you to suck their penis
Oh shit wait Zen's play chat saying Zen's play. Oh, it might be live all the other stream
Other by the play by the play look at his order. They don't stand there
So, his teammate Exotic's a world champion, Dizzy hasn't won anything, but he played pretty
well last year.
Which was the guy sitting down, that guy kind of moans.
Dizzy, Dizzy, he's a Spanish player.
Yeah, it really feels like this is a team that should be in the team.
You can tell he just got that fade, that's a clean fade.
The major victory, but the results that we've seen.
Oh, Jiggs, can we talk about your haircut, bro?
The board suggested there may be, you know, a couple.
Yes. Where do you begin with it, dude?
So I just wanted to let you know, someone in my chat told me the other day, he said, I'll quote it exactly.
He said, Jinx, he's doing a naked mole rat cosplay.
And I said, what? And then I opened up the strength.
And I mean, I couldn't believe what I saw.
So I had no words.
Speed challenged me to a 1v1 in FIFA,
lose drafts to shave their eyebrows.
Now I used to grind FIFA.
In 2023, I was like division two in Ultimate Team.
Was I slightly paid to win?
Maybe, but I was still division two in Ultimate Team.
So I'm like, bro, I didn't think speed was good at FIFA.
Come to find out, speed is good at FIFA.
And I do wanna say this because it's important to say,
I was lagging.
I was lagging my ass off.
the chat tried to tell me to my face I wasn't lagging even though it said in the top of
the screen critical fucking frame drop don't type that is going to be they know
a tough challenge is on the other side of this one it's not just
so then what is your hair get the shape your eyebrows what is your hair
to come off boom great question eyebrows come off great
I start to look at my hair it literally gave me a gigantic forehead I looked like
fucking Frankenstein with no eyebrows and hair.
So I said, it's probably gonna be cleaner to go bald.
Some people disagree.
I think it looks better bald.
Did you know that there's a small chance
your eyebrows will never grow back?
What the fuck did you just say to me?
So I'm gonna repeat that.
Did you know that there's a small chance
when you shave your eyebrows that they may not grow back?
You can look it up.
Bernard, if I shave my eyebrows off, is there a small chance they never grow back?
Typically, eyebrows do grow back, but hair follicles can be a little unpredictable.
It's rare that they wouldn't return, but things like age, health conditions or over-plucking
could slow things down, but don't you crazy? Almost always they'll make a comeback.
Almost always. So Bernard, when you say almost always, what the fuck does that even mean?
I get it. Almost always sounds annoyingly vague. What I mean is that the vast majority of people
will see main growth after a shave. Yeah, okay, I understand that Bernard. What if I'm not in the
vast majority of people in my brows never go back. Do I have the right to kill you?
Because you said two to four weeks, Bernard.
I know you're teasing me, but I hear you. I brass-
Oh, no, Bernard. I'm actually not teasing you, bro. I'll throw you through a glass fucking
window.
I hear your frustration, truly. But let's keep things grounded.
No, we're not keeping things grounded. Bernard, you said two to four weeks. Now you're saying
that almost always they grow back?
So what if they don't grow back, Bernard?
If in some rare scenario, they didn't grow back,
you talk to a dermatologist or specialist who could help,
but realistically, you'll be fine.
Our bodies have a way of bouncing back,
even if it takes a bit longer than we have.
So what is the percentage chance
that my eyebrows never grow back?
The chance is extremely small.
We're talking a tiny fraction of a percent, usually only if there's underlying damage or a-
Oh my god, that's a lot better than almost always, Jackass.
You could have came out and said that.
You could have said 99.9% of people's eyebrows grow back.
But you said it almost always because you're sick in the fucking head.
I'll own that. I could have-
I'll own that! Fuck you!
Alright, I'm back.
Let's watch that dude. Let's watch some fucking ARA!
Seems like NRG but...
They're fast-matching the work of the people.
We'll have some throwback, I think so.
Let's watch some fucking ARA!
Come on, Zeddy first!
I will say those things, even though you do slightly look like Mr. Cleans,
uh, you do Mog, still.
So, you got that go for it.
You actually, like, pull off the ball quite well.
Thank you.
Dude, thank you. I'm impressed.
She had on the mr. Clean shed a little bit, but thank you. Oh my bad. No, cuz it's not your bat
It's just like I've been told 85,000 times that I'm mr. Clean in the last four days
And I'm not that's not I'm not mr. Clean. I don't have a coupe. Mr. Clean's kind of daddy though. He's both
Yeah, but I don't want to be compared to the guy on a Windex bottle
Yeah, that's what I'm talking about.
The white shirt isn't helping right now.
Shut the fuck up!
Yeah, I wasn't really thinking about that.
You kind of set yourself up for that then.
Yeah, but I wasn't thinking that far ahead.
Alright, bro, look at Zan, look at Zan, look at him in the back.
Alright, now dude.
Look how he just pulled his sleeve back.
I see my keyboard.
Zan's controller, I thought.
I don't know.
He's just throwing the game, bro.
This is throwing the game, bro.
He's typing in the lobby.
Typing in the lobby.
What about him?
The controller.
Wait.
Do pros use PS4 controller, if you said?
PS4?
PS4, yeah.
That's so wacky.
That's so OG.
What a niche eSports chat, seriously.
Can we appreciate that?
Chat, name one other eSports where the pros use a PS4
controller.
I actually can.
I cannot name that.
Let me have that capability.
Look at that.
What are they using, like, Apex?
Does anyone know what it's at?
The controller players?
Probably.
Yes.
Wake of Saint called duty.
Called duty.
Feefa too.
I forgot about Feefa.
Chad, you know what I realized?
After speed kicked my ass, I do want to get into Feefa again.
After speed kicked my ass, I want to get into Feefa.
Because I can't ever let that stupid shit happen again.
jen who's the best tico player?
teckers?
i feel like fifa just runs hold it horribly sometimes i don't know
no it's not even that fifa is ran
it's the same problem as flashbro it's ran by this greedy fucking disgusting fucking
i know i was addicted to fifa i know bro
bro i've had a lot of fifa arcs
bro fifa 14 i played every day all day every day
And he was at the one you put it off the team as an environment. Yes, I played
ultimately did I look me my mom didn't let me buy any like fever points I was
like on budget teams but I had like a god I had like a barbo you didn't be able
to see before it's not even there was so many good fucking players I'm gonna
have a mythical name poll chat it's a mythical name poll and this guy's a
FIFA God Pierre Amaric all bomb a gang they were 95 pace no
Some of his cars would get 99 if you got a team of the wing or team of the
Team of the week he would have not in our face
Obama Yang was a god
And you could paramedic lemon basket into this group see
Chat what what fucking country was Obama game from?
Gabon, I think. That's a crazy poll. I think I got it.
Yeah, it was like a flag I'd never seen before.
Yeah, I think it was Gabon.
Hold it! Squishy, hold it!
I was addicted to the FIFA Ultimate Team, bro.
Literally, I was addicted, bro. I loved it.
Yeah, I knew every player's country in like 12 because of that.
14, 15, 13.
Dude, oh my God.
Yeah, bro. Like, FIFA allowed me
To learn so many more players rather than just like the main guys, you know, that's why I liked FIFA
And I was watching the actual games to see who would get informed cards. Yeah
Yeah, I would buy I would buy players. I would like mark
I'm like straight like the market trade to try to like make profit. It was so crazy
I was looking at their
Holy front
I watched FIFA and Madden. There's like designated players who literally just work the market
They just flip shit on the market. They're not even playing
Yeah
It's crazy cuz you can actually print money if you flip
Yeah
Not like if I play people now I just shuddered money on a team and it's bad
Couldn't do as a kid but now I could I feel like I just have like a go to see me
But I was always like give one I was a fucking sweat
I was an actual
I think I'm not going to predict against Zen starting out here on the next day, is this
the group of death?
This is the start of the group of death, yes sir.
Wait, James, he's got this like you.
I love those guys, Diaz, Pronick, Revealed, but I got to go with Zen, Exotic, and Stizzy
because they just have the history, the talent.
I think EU is going to be greater than NA this time.
James, you there?
Hello?
Hello, Squishy. He's just a bald guy.
I mean, I don't chat.
I don't look like every fucking bald guy.
Guys, I don't look like every fucking bald guy that's ever just
squishy. He has a mustache for Christ's sake.
I can't even one of those.
Well, you look damn good with a mustache, bro.
You got to get one of those.
Yeah, I know. But here comes the chat.
They're going to type L or low, low T, low test estrogen.
boy Jack if I could grow a mustache you best believe I would have a stash went I
don't care how you did when you played against your own region you're here now
you're trying to play I was gonna come out and say it then it's winning this
guys then it's really just match not about individual games but then it's
winning this we space station actually good they're pretty good bro are they
They're NA. They're NA. They're NA 4 seed, I believe.
This is technically our worst team we're setting, I think, to the Major.
But, I low-key have a space station here.
Look at Sam. Hey, attention to Sam, bro. You're gonna see he's gonna stand out.
It's gonna be so obvious that he's doing that for you.
Sizzly's pretty good too.
on to offense is he trying to make something happen exotic not bad he's just like is there
it's just like a solid position up there he doesn't really go for play
all right kind of food you got
I'm not missing the Zen series
I think he can hold the right stick at RL menu for 20 times more music and he loves the music.
What do you mean by that?
Hold the right stick.
What does that do?
Just change his song?
Hold the album.
Okay.
I didn't know that.
I had that all at the table.
We're getting quick clears now, I get a little bit of nerves as both teams boom and left and right.
Diaz gonna get dumb, it's Chronic, he has to get back to that ball quickly but
we'll have to instead play off of Sthusi's touch this ball, dropping down to Diaz in the corner.
Diaz trying to go off the ceiling, is there a field shot there? I don't know, it's a fake Chronic and he got it.
Oh, it's a double Chronic, it's just barely not in Zen.
Push out of more, what's up?
Alright, I'm back. Did I miss anything? Oh, no goals!
That didn't happen yet.
The only problem is that all right then let's see it baby first time seeing you live said
First time seeing you live Jenny
Two minutes laps here in this game both teams have had their shots, but I don't think anything is necessarily gone towards the net of
True quality that I think is gonna go in maybe that single chronic shot nice
Oh serious actually so far
Like no one has like clear advantage no one has like pressure
I can play this
You don't understand he's never talked that much English ever on a recording ever
That was the only time I've ever heard of a speech I'm watching this
I've had him on my stream before in person out of land and he said like
Like I didn't think he knew how to speak that much English because he barely taught
It was good. Yeah, it was good. So no everyone the community kind of assumed he didn't have the greatest
He talked to you for like what an hour and a half
Saying
It's fun to see him live, you know.
Also W fucking epic for setting your rank.
I didn't think they would do that.
I didn't think they would do that.
Nice bro. Good demo as well.
Bro Zen's screaming, he's so passionate.
You see him screaming?
Bombo Zen, Bombo! Good bump by Exotic!
Good fucking bump!
Bombo Zen, Bombo!
How long did I do that for anyone else before?
Like, resetting your rank like that?
Now you can actually play with people on three easy tournaments.
Dude, and they reset my tournament rank in gold, I'm having way more fun now.
Yeah, of course.
The three is fun with friends, the three is fun with friends.
You guys have been like, it's really fun to hang out.
Dude, I like starting to learn rocket league more like, the way I describe it is like, I mean for me,
Once it's the most rage-inducing there's the most goals though there is the most
goals but it's the most rage-inducing. Two's it's perfect because it's not that
it's not that many goals but it's more it's more goals than three's it's less
goals than once more goals than three's. Yeah I think two's is the most fun in my
opinion and then three's is really fun but it's so hard to score. Three's when you get a goal
feels good though like it feels like damn like I actually fucking got by three people
it's hard it's hard to find an opening in three yes
we're going to feel more valuable because of that
come on then make some good stuff
that's a that's just an estate
great assist by Zeddy
can I tow job bro Zed it's not
Zed is not losing this dude
Zed bro Zed is returning to a demon art
2023 was his year, bro. I'm telling you 2026 that is returning to a team at heart
Bro, I legit think if he joins KC he'll win everything that that's even when everything Zen material and the third will win everything
I think it's a contract thing
like I
Think my tally wants to keep him as like their legacy player. That's a good shot. That's a good asset
Oh
I didn't realize what he did to be honest. I just saw he landed back wall
No, that is so good. Oh my god
Chat did y'all see that that's gay
Zanis shots at a holy mock, yeah he's just mugging him. Bro one of the announcers said
Space Nation is going to win this, bro I love Space Station, that's the only org I was
ever in, I love Space Station, dude, Zanis winning this shit dude.
My cowardies look bad online that's why man. I know I'm saying you're right, you're so
rough, you're so tough right? Unscrewed the cap.
to show yet from a decent bit of offense is that going to get ahead going forward?
Look at Chen! Look at Chen! Look at Chen! Look at Chen!
I know, bro. He's about to swallow it. He's about to swallow it.
He's the space that she gave me in roster.
Holy fuck, dude. So much more.
Squishy.
Alright.
Love.
Squishy.
Wait. What's up?
He's saying he's about to swallow it. I'm not even gonna lie. I don't think you could've
chosen the first sentence right there. I actually think you found the worst possible sentence.
Um, that's all I'm gonna...
Yeah, I didn't think about that.
Yeah, I didn't think about that.
Look at his hair.
Probably got a haircut.
Probably got a haircut.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Look at him.
He's got a little mustache going.
Got the glasses.
Dude, I love this guy.
I don't know.
Dude, when I called Zen a motherfucker when we were playing, he's like, you fuck my mom.
You fuck my mom.
I know.
I saw him.
Like, bro, he's just funny as shit.
Yeah.
play. Space days you're gonna have to try to change some stuff off because again beginning
that game looked off for Vitality after that it never did again.
Chad I hope Zend goes far. I would go far. And then after the first goal went in. But
if he doesn't bro, he gotta get a new team. For Vitality so shout out to AXE.
No I've been wanted to see him win an event again for a while though. He always always
performs like every event he performs. You see that game? He had two goals and an assist.
That's insane. He contributed to every goal, every goal.
Yeah, I think his average like there's a goal participation stat. So like if you're either scoring or assisting
It'll add to the stat. I think he has like a 90% average on this game. Something stupid like
Something like 85 to 90% of the goals. He's a part of somewhere
Yes
And that reveal chase down was enough for him to leave the play that's like a regular team
It's much more spread out like it's probably like I don't know 50 60s
Dude I don't want to miss any of his ends
I want to see Zendik dude. He already hit a cliff. He already hit a fucking cliff. That was clean. Yeah, that shot was good
much of that ball but he doesn't want to at least keep them out of the corner and
so you think they're worst they're like their weakest link not the worst player
but their weakest link is exactly that right now yeah
right now yeah but i don't know in my opinion someone as good as
then deserves like top you know top five players probably
in europe on a team so i don't think you have to stop five players and what
happen like do you just get locked into like a long-term contract or something
I think well what actually have so because he won
he just never had oh no he won he won like his teammates weren't like the top
plate he just came in and was just fucking yeah he was just fucking never had
like a super no he's never had like the no no no no one as good as him he had a
Monkey Moon on this team who's like the go of like this era twisted minds they're in
this group that's how I was saying his group is a fucking bad group so he was on his team
last year so this is the thing I'm gonna fill you in some more okay so Jolly was on
Jolly was on BDS BDS is like I think we just shake those four of right while I go yes
yes yes yeah so Jolly was on it was BDS was Monkey Moon Jolly and exotic
Oh my god!
What just happened?
Oh my fucking god!
Spooksy, look at this. Look at him.
Off the wall!
Off the wall!
I just straight in, bro.
Oh my god!
Jack, come on, dude. Come on.
This guy's cold. This guy's cold.
This guy's down to go straight on in.
That still makes sense.
I'm so sorry. What were you saying?
No, you're good. You're good. You're good.
When I say this, it still makes sense as to why Drawly got, like, picked up.
By Falcons, okay?
So, it was Joralee, Monkey Moon, Exotic, they won the world championship.
Joralee was like a rookie, came in, they won the world championship with Joralee.
After that season, they replaced Joralee with Zen.
Right? They kicked Joralee for Zen. Zen came in, they won nothing without Joralee.
Joralee went to KC, they won everything last year.
So, they thought that they were upgrading Joralee over Zen,
but they lost everything without drawing, they lost everything with Zen.
So, that raised drawly stocks a lot, so any team that got them, they just thought they would improve, right?
Yes, yes.
So, yeah, then Monkemon went to Mina, because you realize how good, I think you realize how good the Mina players are.
Yeah.
You left the French.
Come on, Zen.
I
Don't know I want them to win like everybody's underestimated him. Well, it's good
No, everyone's counting them out because this team is not
I think everyone wants to see him win, but they know that it's like
He's not he's not a handicapped here like a pair of the other teams like yes
He has like a much harder time much bigger disadvantage
If you have a tier as team, for example, like if you have a tier as team, I think like you'd be winning most
Actually, I could just use an example there was a tournament they run Jinx called FIFA E and it's like World Cup like they do nations, right?
Yes, so France where Saudi plays every final and both times they had a it was France Saudi finals
This is like a newer tournament
And then one that this year with it was with the tira it was in the tier and juicy
Which is the tears other teammates?
Like it's literally if you join KC and they won they beat every team in the world
So it's just an example that like if he had world-class teammates with him like the best of the best
We'd probably do any more
rotation sure he didn't connect to the demo necessarily but he moves everybody out of the position they want to be in
I don't know if I'm then I'm just trying to jump Casey
That's just just right
No, he on a pretend like everybody's hot you don't want to lose them
Just like he doesn't even string the leg of each thing
Now
Oh my god, look at the assist! Bro switch, you gotta see it like bro. He's contributed to every gold. All five golds. Look. Assist.
That was really good. And he's covering the next top two. That was really good.
And his teammate gets to fight him. He has the second touch. He's contributed to every gold in two games for Bites out of it. And three fucking golds.
Last time there's no time between the two teams. It was quite magical
Not a key just because like the minute seems
What a save I said
nice
Oh my god
I
You're gonna love the crowd thanks for the cop makes it so much better. It's so good
By goals for vitality five gold contributions
But he's at two assists for Eagle right now?
Yes.
You're actually like the stats man, bruh, if you don't put that.
I love stats, bruh.
Nice!
Oh, no.
Q Zen.
Nice.
Aw, it's kind of a bad situation for Xayah Day.
Oh, no!
He was in! Nice!
Aw, it's kind of a bad situation in the short-cell out there.
He's beating everybody. He beat three players in that play.
I gotta get a touch.
Nice, that's what he likes to do.
Bro, that is a lot.
Look at his score, he has a 900 score.
Nine husband score!
Good God!
1k is like insane.
Like that.
Probably happens a hand full of time.
One more goal and he'll be there.
Yeah, or a save on the goal line.
I think he might have it.
The epic saves give you so many points.
I always thought that was a little dumb, because like,
you can get 75 points for just saving up rolling.
They're saving like a rolling ball you get almost same at a point to scoring a goal
Well everybody in the lobby has three hundred four and then
Yeah
The trouble create 50 and he will end with a dangerous possession 200. Good God, bro
This thing by him is like it feels like he never has like a bad
like he always is like he's so consistent that's I mean like is this
not depressing to watch if he loses this game like you know I mean that that's
kind of what it's been like watching his team recently put it like a good
performance and then you just lose it.
Well it's lucky you're like stomping on me.
Is he right Emma?
Yeah he's the only one with positive KDD.
Performing like crazy.
Wait the only one with a positive KDD
is the entire event.
The entire event.
They're going to make roster changes
so as I said they should have
thanks Bryce.
That is insane.
Like I've heard all over Twitter
that G2 is making roster changes.
Oh, they're likely given the grants.
I know it all gets me on Twitter.
Yeah, yeah.
Yeah, yeah.
They're starting to find their own flow state that is preventing Vitality from really developing
anything.
I'm gonna shot down few and that's about it.
At least I hope they do, but that's what I've heard on Twitter.
And hope for a follow-up and that's what I'm saying.
So if that's the true stat that I don't see why I...
Yes!
Oh my God.
Bro, I thought of these statics and lost.
You go, Jack, show the scoreboard.
Show the fucking scoreboard, shall we?
Also, remember, this is a group of death jinks.
match is way more important. They lose this match, they have to win next or they're out.
They lose this, right? They get a moment after this. Everyone is huge here.
I do think that's just the team that's just gonna get pounded this, like this gonna get out.
Show the fucking scoreboard. Show the fucking scoreboard now!
I think the maximum score was like 560 okay, so we need vitality to sweep here because Carmine Twisted is about to start another string
We need a vitality sweep so we don't miss any of the other string
Carmine Twisted is monkey moon vs. Katira monkey moon nupo and
finish and
TRK TRK was on falcons last year to make the grand finals of worlds. He got replaced by Drolley
And TRK, but he's in that he was on that falcon scene he's insane too
He's the middle eastern goat
think they forgot
just because they let one sweep away
if they just turned some of that
production forgot
if they can just get that production
they haven't shown it
got dammit production?
it was probably like 1200
hey estrogen boy
when does the steam stop?
2 hours and 11 minutes together
a better question is
when does your band start?
mobs get them out
one week
Are you serious?
Especially like a fucking
Can we see a Zen sweep here?
I hope.
Of course you can. Not even to be that bad.
But like...
And he won the French
He won the World Cup. Yeah, you know what I mean?
Yeah, yeah, I know it's me. Yes me
See this is the thing there's like for like there's like forbidden mythical lord that you don't know about like the goat
The goat toss is tough. He's like there was a player named terrible one for world championships
It's seven international majors
It was back in the day, but like still worlds world
I don't know man.
Okay, I think I have to get this separated between achievements and individual performance.
If you're talking from an individual perspective, then takes the cake.
I'm just gonna, I think from a consistency standpoint, with the teams he's had, he's been the best.
You know what I mean?
You have to separate the two things.
Achievements wise, he doesn't have the achievements to scroll against a lot of players.
But from the statistical perspective yes, he's been best player in the world. He's probably had the title
Like in contention for or in conversation for best friend the world longer than anybody else
We're gonna play by the way. Thanks. Oh
I hope that goes in one time so you can see it
It's a fake kickoff where they chip it to the wall and the wall guy hits to the other wall and other guys on the ceiling
It's all these guys here. None of the pros you've done so far.
Down to the ground.
This one, though.
Who's gonna use Fennec?
Fennec.
Fennec.
I feel like you're good on the Fennec.
Fennec.
So, obviously, we'll get it down to midfield.
And we'll throw back into the corner.
We'll find Piaz.
I'm not really good on anything, but yeah, I'm better at the Fennec.
I'll tell you something here.
I'll advise Monsom.
We can't get it done.
We'll get 15 against Exotic.
And now Xem with a full tank.
Bro, is this what I have on team?
I feel taller.
I feel taller.
Another Fennec that doesn't really go anywhere in the paint.
They're the same hitbox, so it's just a visual thing.
Yeah, it's just a confidence thing.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
The Fennec actually, like, fits the Octane hitbox much better than the Octane does.
Yes.
Like, it's more, like, rectangular.
But yeah, what you're saying?
You understand? I mean, like,
it's hard to straight up call him to go off and just being individually good because...
Turbo pulse, yeah. He's one of the most worlds.
And this thing if you watched your bow, he was never even the best player on his team probably
Yeah, like ever but he just knew how to win
Yeah, the Rock League split into two areas when it's when they talk about greatness and go like monkey moon is one
My team won two worlds in this era, but also same thing like he wasn't the best player on his team
Jolly was the best on his team and then
Well, actually might have been the best on one of them, but
You know, it's just different. It's just different. Threes is so different because you have a good team with Pit Camden
But yeah
It's like
2016 or 2017 world champions
and broccoli played against Falcons.
They would lose 11 this year.
You know what I mean?
Yeah, it's so hard to compare errors, right?
Because the reason why people play this good now
is because those players were as good as they were back then.
Everything always evolves.
Yes.
Same thing with the Pelle conversation
in football or soccer, right?
Like, people always say he's playing Flammers,
but he's playing who he was up against at the time.
He just pushed the game forward as well.
Yeah. You need players to do that.
I agree.
I think too, with Pele...
Pele...
Pele...
Pele was
one of the major contributing factors
to make Obama's popular.
It's like, he really
stopped the whole world.
Yeah, like Pioneer.
But he had like...
Messes to go, man.
You can't compare it, but like...
No, Messi, you know, Ronaldo without those old players
Also
Messi scored chat was it 72 goals in a calendar year 71 goals in a calendar year
I mean until somebody breaks that
Cuz no one's done it. So until somebody's break that then there will never be another go
But if somebody breaks that maybe
Like every you're saying it's interesting that Rockleys never had that mentality when it comes to like gope ranking
It's a never ranked individual because it would be a very different ranking if you go individual base
91
91 on a season, bro, he scored 91 goals in a year calendar year on Barca, right?
So Barca Argentina national games
Oh between every club like
91 goals, which has never been broken the next closest. I believe it's 72 right by Ronaldo
Ronaldo, yeah, the next closest 72, right?
Yeah, that is what I call goat that have been doing
the message where is like name our
Era, right? No, I think it was chat was it 2014 2014 2015
Jack 2014 who was the front three on that team?
No, 2012 2012
What yeah, bro. Yes that think about it though squishy. That's probably
Dino on a team still who was on a comeback then
Dino was 2009 2010
All right, well, Zen is just absolutely locked
Yeah, David V got Javi in a yes stuff Pedro
Yeah
I'm here I'd like to say yes. Yeah, but I'm gonna go P. We got chasey versus twisted minds, right?
Well, yeah, we yeah, we should swap. That's right
Swapping over
There's looking locked Zed's looking locked in
Holy shit, oh my god
Now this is the game
There's monkey moon, I've never seen monkey moon play, I've never seen nupo play, I've never seen Patero play like in a...
I've never seen any of these guys play.
A Tao is insane bro. Monkey moon is what people say is the open air ago, it was one of two worlds in the last five years.
He's just solid bro. Monkey moon is like this era's turbo, like he just plays solid, doesn't fuck up, no it's not a play for you bro.
So they can't really boost wow this lobby has a lot of emotions everybody in here's
new for run new for one RLCS 1v1 world championship last year
Oh my god
Oh my god!
Look at the touch, look at the touch, it's like a feather.
Oh, he put them back forward.
And he faked the hot touch, it's like a dot.
I'm gonna go put him back to the squish. I'll be back.
And it's gonna be a good ass series though.
I have three mechanical players right now probably Nupo Zen
Probably a towel for me honestly
I said Daniel Daynard be up there too.
the bar as well rebound delayed from monkey moon now juicy gave it away to
nobo I just gotta be careful he's got control and not last opportunity though
belongs to twisted minds not gonna have everything goes all the way back away right
and monkey moon's got to work the length of the field no way right you work with
really not team there but he couldn't get out and they just let imagine they
held all the cars there dad and just folding it was really tough with the
pressure you can't in those situations I don't we saw one earlier today with
rebellion in my VR and headed up for 40 seconds but that just don't show you how
impressive that was it's really tough especially when you have a team like
Harvey who was good at killing the ball and bringing it away from you to go down
the length of the field like that that being set for twisted minds you look
back at that game one and these are things that can be cleaned up the
The biggest thing though, TRK, five shots not,
I want to say half of those were clean shots
that he could have put in.
He has to be better in those shoots
in the shooting department there
because these are crucial goals
that Chris and mine are missing.
And I think like when you look at Karmicorp,
they're a good team, but they have to do it.
I don't know what I'm doing.
I don't know your vibe.
Do you not know what I'm doing?
What did I miss?
What did I miss?
That camera, I think.
Ah, nothing.
Casey disposed, Casey disposed the game.
So, bro, my chat basically tells me
CarmineCorp is the best team in the world.
What do you think?
I have Falcons over Casey, you guys.
I don't know.
I have Falcons slightly over Casey.
I think Casey's good.
After what I saw, OK, bro.
Falcons, literally undressed Redacted.
Like, it was bad.
I haven't seen a blowout like that in Pro League ever.
and redacted is good
so i think it's falcons do
what they need to do right
but you know what i don't have kids to win what i think that but i mean if i
can i probably will yeah yeah
uh... it's cuz they have to win chemistry
they have to do it's like
that is so overpowered it
that's that should be banned you should not like
that's too much can that's too much can
that's insane and the relevant is like he's proven that it could just lot of
any team and just make them better so you get a buff to an already overpowered fucking
scam.
Yeah bro.
And Ravast is in fact his co-f.
You got crazy ball dollars now dude.
Bro my chat's been teaching me shit.
I reacted to Ravast's defense highlights.
A lot of them were in that world drop thing.
Yeah yeah that's right.
Ravast's defense highlights.
No he doesn't have a crane, especially in 1v1.
Vati Vati! Vati Vati!
So Mathias is calling him off this early by the way, so Jushi could actually like flip reset here, he doesn't.
He purposely doesn't use his flip, and he just leaves it for Mathias, he's so good.
Yeah, yeah, he said leave it, leave it, leave it, leave it, leave it, basically.
So because he has a flip, the back wall guy has to wait, like he literally has no choice but to wait, because if he flips the goal,
And but here if it drops to the floor material just works
It's like just it's just check me you know, I mean like what can the guy back wall do is fuck
She goes he's caught on he doesn't go
Everyone's clean, bro, you can't believe you can't not be clean at this lovely
Yeah
The biggest evolution the last like year I think in this game is the defense has gotten really good like people are getting so
Quick at reading like look how fast you see up to block their dribble. Yeah, the monkeys back up to block
And it's even harder to defend up because there's so many fakes you have to think about
Bro, that's the thing like
So it's a double-edged sword.
Like, they're gonna do the fakes and shit.
Bro, Falcon's offense was insane.
Man, this is the most chosen day by far.
It kinda just reminds me of what you're saying about the Brazilian team in Siege.
Like, they're just like,
fuck you, we're better, and we're just gonna keep coming at you
over and over and over again.
And then they're just like...
Because like, in Siege, like, you can kind of choose
when you want to have gunfights, and like,
they just choose like, we're just gonna have like 70 gunfights,
and we know we're gonna win like 45 of them,
And we're just gonna win the series and nobody can fuck with phase brawl
I mean three world finalist appearances in three years in a row and they've won two of them like that's discussed
Like a little more flip floppy than that right now if it's good, but it is usually just a French team
It's a last year
The Mina the Mina's consistently placed top two in so many events. They just choked in the finals Jinx
That's one thing I haven't told you yet
For some reason they'll fuck everyone in the tourney they reach finals and then it's like they're shaky
It's so odd. I don't know now in this is gonna be a loser's bracket
or not
We look at this format not sure so it's grouped into
What say
It's groups into like a single limb, but there's kind of like a temp double in it's kind of weird
There's no losers bracket technically
Got it
Out of groups basically if you see a lot of groups you get one upper bracket match to make top four for free
If you lose that match you drop the top six
Outside of that it's also gonna love the way rocket league does their shit. It's four days. There's no
Because the most boring shit in proteague is when you're watching it
Yeah, there's not a lot of unnecessary shit in the phone apps like all the games
I mean it's on part it's on like
You know it's how the game runs naturally anyway, you're just five-minute games. No, that's very bullshit
Only downtime is when you're dead early in game right like the only time you're not playing when you're just demo
Carmine Corp looks disgusting to me.
No, they're fucking clean in there.
Oh!
Oh!
Oh my God!
Look at the fucking assist!
In midair flick it to you!
Upper 90 minutes!
He jumped early too, bro.
Like, that's clean.
Wow!
Oh my God, that is teamwork.
Wow!
Like, somebody, like, free jumps.
You guys are hitting like, perfect free jumps.
Like, that's clean.
Wow!
Oh my God, that is teamwork.
Wow!
Like, somebody, somebody, like, free jumps.
You guys are hitting like, perfect free jumps.
Wow!
Like, somebody, like, free jumps.
like pre-jumps the other hand like
28 seconds that's like two more chances
this twisted mind scene they have to play Falcons but this is a Mina to see so
they have to beat Falcons in their region all the time
now tell me I don't know Casey could be the best it's just it's hard to call
bro like it's really a matter of matchups like when they play into each other
who has the better like we haven't seen that yet.
Who matched up against each other better. I know Zach, which I've seen this very similar to that too.
Bro, run a poll, chat. Who is better, Falcons or Casey?
Run a poll. Run a poll. Run a poll. I've never even heard of this orc before until Rocket League.
I've never even heard of Carmichael.
It's just the Middle Eastern.
I think they have some other, they're the Middle Eastern basis, but they have like other teams and like Apex.
around the blue wall standing tall run a poll
case dude my chat is saying Casey Casey by far really
no Carmine corpus french they said it's a french word oh you're talking about Casey
at the time of twisted mines oh no no oh yeah Carmine's french they're they're owned they're
They're owned by a streamer named Camito.
He's a pretty big French streamer.
I don't know if you've heard of him.
Camito.
Let me see if I've seen them before.
It's like 30K viewers on these streams.
How did he spell it?
K-A-M-E-T-O.
That's what it's owned by.
It's like a streamer that just made it work.
Camito, Camillo, French entrepreneur.
Yeah, I see him right there.
How does he have a work? Isn't that like so expensive?
Yeah, bro, and
Dude, he does crazy events like he brought to an entire fucking stadium to do like a KC event like
He's done some crazy shit
Yeah, they have a really big in France like really big yeah, Jakes
They have like the craziest fans in rock-a-ling like legit
They're called the blue wall and they like show up to the vents like a giant like
section of the crowd is just them waving KC flags like
Crazy
Though buy it like a quarter of the arena bro
I'm a twisted mind
Okay, so you case he's the only one of the biggest friends. Oh my god
But he has his eyebrows
Chatsy has his eyebrows. It makes him look so much better to do fuck
You could drop them on.
Squishy, I'm not.
Squishy, I'm not throwing on fucking Iron Man.
It's gonna look worse.
Chad, so I'm gonna get a look worse.
Twinning, twinning.
I fall.
Bro, it's gonna look worse if I do that.
As good as Kermit Korn looked.
You've got a roster with a 1v1 World Champion,
a two-time world champion and TRK nearly added his name to the list of world champions as well
He's had some success. Well everybody in this lobby has so much horror in space like everyone on the field
I have so many achievements. Yeah
So squishy what happened there, please explain that what happened. Is the kickoff strap, but I want to see what they did
Look at that from a tier of what okay, so so a tower is a slight delay
And then flips to the left which forces the ball to the right and Matira is pre like just pre-driving really early
That was a set play. No, no, no, that was like fully intentional like they try to push to the right like that
That's not a little cheap from Matira like Matira went far right usually from in a regular sheet like you've seen it in game
Like ball will go back a bit or dead kill
They delayed so it hit him late and go forward. Yeah, and then he went to the right
He's back
Is it not the whoop-o no, I like it bro, let's call him the whoop-o. Okay
We can see
that given him
Bro, but Sierra has so many goals in the series
by the way, he has a lot of goals
Dude, imagine they have a good team, imagine they have a Sierra team
He can create just as well as the others
Bro, I got to play with them, they're excellent
I know, you guys lost to some VCs with them somehow
Thanks, I'm not sure how you just pulled it up
But, you were worse back then, I will say
Nowadays, I don't think you can catch it
I was actually
Oh my god!
Especially look at the power
Look at the power!
BAD BITS!
BART DOWN!
BART DOWN!
BART DOWN!
You watch hockey.
No, I just watched Connor McDavid.
He is hockey.
Connor McDavid is hockey.
Remind me to watch Connor McDavid highlight this week at some point.
Connor McDavid is hockey, dude.
Everybody forward for Twisted Minds.
Wow.
I just want to say this.
I don't disrespect like I'm a good coach like I thought it'd be nice, right?
But like I'm real watching you play with Zen and vatira and you guys lost to GC's because they don't play three's that you guys
Are in playing as themselves. I think they could have won those two be three like that match it
So somehow you were making it harder for them to win
But that that's just like use that as motivation. That's how good you've gotten bro
Like I think no one in the world could have made them lose that match except for you and that's like that's the beer
the beauty
What motivation what?
You're gonna win your whole life and never told me that
What is chat?
What the fuck is that?
What type of coaches?
You are now look where you came from right you lost to GC's with two of the best players in the planet
You would never lose that now
think about where you came from though I'm just reminding you I guess I get the
beautiful story
yeah is it just me or does a towel look exactly like juicy jet bro a towel looks
like juicy jet juicy jay oh I don't like a rapper
now in game like a drama here and yeah like on ironically a tower is actually
zen level like they did him a million things you like pay attention to how
he's playing he's actually pretty much the competition on both sides but it has
looked a little shaky for real would be insane dude you can't put the pieces
together part of it taking it in such a physical transition you know you know
playing with the other things like I'm dead ass like so proud of your progress
was actually crazy actually like I look he's rock hard oh my god
dude I hope this goes game five these teams are good wow sexy little side
flip fetish
here okay finds the soft spot of the cake work defense and it's twisted minds in
front no thank you switch about I've been improving a lot of violence I feel like
You have a lot of fun on the game, bro.
Are you still liking the game?
Yes, bro.
It's so easy to grind since you can just...
That twisted mind's a lot of fun.
But it actually might come back.
Hold on.
Hold on, Jack.
Game five.
It's beating up, bro.
Reverse sweet.
Juicy charge.
I mean, it's a reverse.
It's fucking sweet.
You know, Ato's gonna be diving in.
And he's sex it up completely.
Little reverse sweet.
We're at the start of the timeout.
Wouldn't be effective, Staggs, but this has been great
for twisted minds.
Well, we're at the timeout.
Wouldn't be effective, because they touch us.
Oh my god, that was a little sexy
Wait, what?
Did you see what the tier to stay with this car? What is that wall dashes, bro? Well, no, no, no, no, it was on the ground
It was on the ground
I'm rewinding my ground so I can I'm looking at a stream. I'm looking at my youtube up chat chat chat chat
That was the fastest I've ever seen a car move in my entire life, so they show me show me show me
All right, it's right here.
Watch what the tier does.
Watch what the tier does.
Chad, that was the fastest I've ever seen a car move in my life.
Look at this.
Right here.
Sets me.
Wait, what is that?
A wall?
That?
Maybe that was off the wall.
Maybe that was off the wall. Yeah, it was a lot of money flipped late
It was it was three wall ashes really quick and then he'd like flipped because he messed the last one up
So you get more speed off the wall
Well, you can't do that on the ground you can't you can't from no jump get speed like that off the ground on the wall
But it was so low to the ground it did look like it was ground like ground ash
Yeah, that's a wall that
You can learn that someday
I genuinely think before the end of the year you can get champs if you keep playing
One million percent. I think you need a chance. Yeah, if every time if every time you hit a wall
You let me help you like with a pack or some shit
Like you have to just keep evolving yourself because if you just keep banging your head into the wall and queuing you won't get better
But you have to like like we did that one time where you learned how to jump and flip into it
Like that's an evolution of your game. Yes
Do you know like
Go from Hunter Hunter. Yes, bro. I want to be like him. I just want to keep training like you always you would always do
3 out of 3
Like I just every like every 2-3 weeks I just learned something
Something new that I can do
And progressively, the better that I get right
That easier it'll be for me to learn shit
You're playing with Keiso at one night and he's doing this aerial shit
He doesn't do it faster, I don't want you doing it faster
I wanted to do what he was doing because it looks so much more regrettable and you get easily hit champ doing that
I'm gonna teach you that for that
But you can actually do that like that aerial he's doing that's like a that's like a OG like
Okay
pretty good go participation involved dude what if we see a twist in his mind's reverse
week chat like i'm down to just focus in the aerial for like 40 minutes because i think
that aerial shit's gonna help you more you you are kind of getting the power shot timing down
yourself anyway towards the end of it and i feel like you just playing you'll get that down but
But the aerial ship will help a lot.
And I wonder if Carmen, if it was to hook them to use our time.
Look at this.
Way different.
But bro, thank you, promise me you'll never be musty again when I'm helping you.
Bro, Squishy, as God as my witness.
I put my pinkie up to the camera.
Put your pinkie up.
All right, bro.
As God, Squishy, on my mother's life, if you train me, it's going to be me every time.
Okay, bro.
I did not know you were going to make training, but I'm sorry.
I didn't care about the train pack thing, but I put my heart and soul into that.
Like, like, like, I, I, listen, bro, I, I thought you were ascending like a fucking
god.
Like I literally thought you were about to be the next coming of Zen, legitimately.
I know, I know.
And now I have to watch like the reality of it being that that's not the case, but, but
the thing is, like, you've been playing so good lately that I thought that maybe musty
was still at your place.
Legit.
Thank you.
No, he was there that whole time.
Now I'm permanently paranoid.
Bro, my chat is the same thing.
I'll score a goal like I'll do.
Okay.
I'll do something remotely above average for myself.
And my chat is saying musty musty musty musty.
It's never going to leave me, bro.
No, because you have been taking like this last week.
Like you had like a triple save or some shit yesterday.
Bro, you had like triple save with queso.
That wasn't.
Yeah, that's not a clip of that.
like that's great like that's like not normal wait and you like it's awkward it's going over
your head like you jumped up like I said remember when it was a fairy peak that stepped in your
Farrah left vitality um must be the sign of God bro be careful like like I've been I've been
told by him like 10 times in my lifetime somebody you know having all of those expectations I
known him for like nine years a step especially when he's told you more than 10 times probably
Dude, he used to do this shit where he'd ask me to one-by-one and then he'd put someone else on the account.
Who was on the account?
So, I don't know, you just put random pros.
Like, it's just like...
Then every time he reveals it, he's like an evil villain, bro. He's like, squish it, I got something to tell you.
It's like...
Yeah, I know, bro.
That's exactly what he said to me. That's what he said to me.
I know, like, every time. And then he does his evil villain laugh.
They've been at the top so many times.
Aw, dude.
They're so good at climbing up the noise and playing into their own system.
He actually got into content stuff from watching my like
Rock-a-dink a couple of years ago three two and a half years ago when we're here in this very same building and
There was a lot of criticism of juicy at the time because he was there
It was a question of like is he ready for this moment? Is he ready? Is he the guy at the time?
I think it would be fair to say he wasn't
Now, he's had several years of experience under his belt now, and he looks like an absolute monster.
So, if Twisted loses this, Twisted mines and SSG will be 0-1 in this group.
When Twisted and SSG play each other, that's gonna decide who gets 11 in it, basically.
It's that quick. It's that recent.
It's gonna be a huge match, bro.
It's that fucking quick.
Yeah, I think those matches are tomorrow. Bro, but Vitality's in a good spot. They already won.
So wait, how many teams per group? Four? Four to make it through. I think you need two wins to guarantee you out.
Yeah, because then you'll be two and one, two, wait, what if a team goes undefeated?
like there might be a 3 by 1 1 1 tires wait no what would it be so it would be
3 by 1 2 times it would be 3 and 0 0 and 3 I don't know my brain's exploding now
there is a way there's a tie there's a way that you look at group C again if
it's tied it goes to go differential right go differential I think it's head
to head first so let's say like these two teams Casey and Twisted Tide whoever
won this matches we'll take the tiebreaker and they literally play tomorrow like
twisted plays more yeah these groups are settled by the end of tomorrow
bro that's instant give us all a play yeah yeah yeah yeah eight teams get
eliminated tomorrow it gets cut in half tomorrow you flying for three days and
Oh, I mean, I mean, you look at the whole, that was literally the worst timing.
Oh my God.
I don't think you could have got worse time than that.
420 on the clock, dude, dude, fuck, man.
to you to push. That doesn't matter how you score him, he got the ball. That was fun.
Now they're going to get pounded aren't they? It's on me. Oh my god, nice monkey move. But
Pro Batiro is going off. Like he has so many goals in the series. I think he scored every
game. That happens.
Bumped by Juicy TRK, you're e to the ball, good speed, and I'm just right there.
They're trying to get out, but this is what I mean when I say that.
Control of the midfield.
You can't give anybody space for a solo.
So a lot of these 50s are very important to try to set up speed up.
Over the middle.
It's a great win by Juicy, but then...
No, I'm not gonna move combined to...
Boom, this ball...
I'm not gonna bump into the ball as an acau.
I was gonna have some dents in it by the time this game's over where there's an immense amount of power.
Okay, this twisted mind seems to be definitely less structured than falcon, like they look less threatening than falcon, but they're still like fast, like, still scary.
No, like, unbiased!
I mean, especially, energy is such a good team, that redacted team beat energy and then made redacted a little easier. It's insane to think about.
like chat I'll stand on that
oh that's a goal should be what a read bro actually he gets another touch
that's so good wait does NRT play there? they played first round of the day they put an australian
team I think they three of them I was like you honestly got them at the
perfect time like you caught the best matches the first two matches were
like kind of one side of it
oh it's the power got a match of energy
that's been a theme for some of us
even when they were looking at last game they were doing so without a lot of boost
juicy now whirling through the air trying to get this central
Power got a game off energy. I forgot about that.
Oh yeah, that's why I forgot about that.
It felt so one-sided.
They had the ball on their side like 90% of the energy.
It was like such a one-sided game.
I want a passing play at the goal.
with the same
Wait, what the fuck? That's a goal. I gotta do it.
Monkey.
Oh my god!
God, he's so cute!
Fine. This team is a flop.
Oh my god.
Oh, the fake?
Aw.
He's in their comps.
Another shot. This will be just fine.
Can they press a game five?
These games matter a lot.
This group is smart as shit.
Yep
Can they get an equalizer with only 50 seconds left over to me?
Too high
Right can't if they see those oh
My god, that's game
Dude, that's depressing. I'm not gonna lie, they were so close.
Mathira went in neutral.
Those saves wasn't safe.
Mathira got Saved you out of season 20-25, by the way.
That's an award given to the person with the most saves, I think, for the most defense, or average safety game.
Wow.
I can see why.
What the fuck?!
Call my corp chump!
Call my corp chump!
They're gonna lose the series!
Their momentum is gone!
They're gonna lose the series!
Holy shit!
What the fuck?!
2 goals and 20 seconds out of every
situation!
He had a flip, like he had a
funny decision about
dropping himself off.
8
Wait, oh my god
Stop it, stop it
No way
Wait
No way
Okay, okay, okay
I keep it up
Oh my god
Lock in, lock in
Wanna come back!
Holy fuck!
200-0 in 23 seconds, you fucking killing me?
Yeah, that's actually insane
I could've rolled
But what a read from Juicy their defense is so good right now
What's the big miss Jesus? Oh my god
What just happened how did they turn this around
Come on. Come on, Mr. Mines.
Force game five!
Y'all are so locked!
The guy's givin' up.
Oooh.
He missed! That's how you shoot!
Oh my god
Brother
He's shaking he's really shaking
22 seconds left and TRK scores a fucking hat trick back to back
Come back holy fuck
Cheddar when he gave up
Crazy thing this turkey guy was on that falcons that peaky ass falcon team you just saw he was on that team last year
They're gonna how good they were
Think about crazy
Big see I kid you not every tournament they played they fuss everyone until finals in the trip finals
But they were like the best team in everything
He did bro. He did. He did.
It was the flip, yeah. Bottom corner.
And the recess bait.
He just baited. He just got a hot shot.
Oh my gosh!
Don't ever compare Carmine Corp to Falcons again.
Brother, do you think Falcons is choking a 2-0 lead with 22 seconds left?
absolutely fucking not keep his mind to jinx falcons has to beat this twisted
team online to make it here they're one seed they beat them to two out of the
three times you played them like in best of seven
they're one seed on Mina like I said this is falcons little brother though you
got to beat them before you just have to clean your bed in the back you know yeah
I know they got into the pinch not what I said that last time but it's the same
But that was a fucking crazy game that was that was part of the best game I've seen in a minute
We've watched some pro league games together when it's two to zero in 20 seconds left
Momentum is just so high
Mark my words! They're gonna win this series!
They said they didn't need one!
Over, over.
They're gonna use the gapfield!
Follow it up!
But it's fucked up!
Oh, what a save, bro.
And also, keep in mind, dude, you fucking twisted so many good opportunities
of a tier save last game, like, they would've won by...
So much more, but tier put insane.
Of course, but tier would've burned a lot of boots if he wants to get into the pool.
Crazy defense.
You're gonna blow it up from there, but boy, he sure can do it!
Oh, he own-cold, he own-cold, dude.
Who did? Who did?
You should please it up!
It was unlucky, it was off the post and they threw him at the end.
wasn't in I think
Let's go back for monkey bump to the goal
Wow, bro, brother. I might be
That's a really good. Yeah. Yeah
You bumped them. I didn't even have a bit here right it bro. The thing is I just I'm telling you
Twisted and crystal mine is gonna win this trust
They're gonna win that you go come back to that would be so fucking cinnamon
Okay, get him on the ball get to our camera ball bro. He's speaking he's moving different
all they trolled that's game bro I don't know man three goals maybe maybe the
tensions were too like maybe the fucking like the motions were too high but
that's a big mistake mid-pass lucky see close
okay my I don't know man my real thumb is like those three minutes left it's
about a goal a minute bro for a comeback usually
It's doable still, but it's gonna be tough.
They didn't get 2 in 30 seconds, so I guess that may be possible.
Bump, there was nobody there, and Twisted Minds, they're playing well out of their own net, and they kind of have to,
because they feel like they need to chase this now, with just under three minutes down three.
Don't you dare give up. You're one game four outcome, Matt.
You can win game five outcome, Matt.
You put so much time to go, getting three here on KC.
This KC team's also usually really good with lead management.
That makes that two-goal come back even more impressive, because this team's usually, like,
It's like a guaranteed win if they have a gold even in the middle of it.
Left.
That's just so good at keeping a lead.
Scan, bro.
Yeah, that's good.
Now that is game.
That's a clean man.
Wow, look at that bro. Where was this whole series?
They they this the first
So remember that team I said that uh
Like Falcons would never lose a game to the five pierce team
Yes on the other on the other broadcast right now. They're about to get swept by an oc the australian team
Um, that usually plays since like 13
This is pretty big, yeah, it's a pretty big gap.
That's one of those matches that I sleeper to watch, but the good thing about the format
here is it's all stream and main stream, so you can ignore the boring match, but you can
watch the better match.
5-0 in the last game.
Alright, you can beat the little brother, but can you beat the big brother?
That's the question.
My oh my they show us a fight, but I
Mean
One of the best teams in the world for a reason you're kept on good
Bro, I want to see Carmine for first off. Holy shit. Wait wait wait wait wait wait wait
What about a five go come back?
Double across it's okay there for what reason I don't know but five go come back up without my penis right
All right, hold it to her bro
Son on zippin
That's a goal. He's never missing this. He missed
it's four goals in a minute, fuck that.
It's never happening.
Chat is never happening.
Rip it out dude.
Get ready to whip it out.
Jerk is about to come alive.
You want to turn this game around.
If I have to pressure here with juice, great first touch.
Hold on.
They're going to do something that's going to make you believe in a sec.
Watch the wings, dad, over TRK.
I'm going to kill a lot more time on the block here, sex.
I'm not getting back.
Yeah, is this the last game of the day?
Nah, nah, I don't think so. I think there might be one more.
You know, you know.
It could be.
What a sack, dude.
I think there's one more.
Ooh.
Wait.
Especially I got another good question for you.
Yeah.
Which pro league team in Rocket League has the biggest fan base?
Mmm, probably KC
Really, Carmine Corp?
It used to be, when it was me, Justin and Garrett, it was like definitely energy
Cause, I mean, NA has so much support in KC, dude
KC now, yeah, but back then, there was probably energy
Put on the real seats, twist it, monitor it
Yeah, KC, yeah
Dude, I'm telling you, at events, like, their org will buy like a whole section of the seats just for like the fans
will say that but I just don't know Falcons look so intimidating today okay
Jinx two series left and that NIP versus NRG that's gonna be a really good
series that's a top like that's a top three EU team I think versus NRG so we'll
see how they do against EU that's actually gonna be a good thing for you to
see like what you and I let's like I'm gonna see any of that yet today
How's it been you and I another house in there? Oh, no, my space station shop of five gentlemen also you and I
Chat
On champions field her main court comes up when they needed it most
But again, what can you say about twisted minds and their refusal to go away?
They did not go quietly.
Even at the end, you kind of had that little inch of doubt in your mind like, yeah, right?
Think about SSG and Vitality.
You get to see either of these teams, but it's going to, I mean, looking at this, better
to be ready.
Have your game face forward.
This boot will be one to watch.
Now, we'll send it over to Lee, who's standing by.
Well, they got the victory.
It looked like it was a little bit harder than you may have thought.
They came back in the middle there.
Can you talk to me about what happened in the middle of that series?
You know, what went on to cause it to go to a game five?
I mean, I think we played really well at the beginning of the series.
and the game 3 they played really well and we lost it, but we should have won 3-1 like we are 2-1
and we just troll like gold 1 and 2 and they scurried overtime. But yes I mean we know it's
gonna be a hard match because of course the 10 mines and they won the regional against Falcons,
Falcons probably like the best team in the world with us. So yeah I mean we know it's gonna be a
hard match especially with the group and Leicester 5 so yeah I mean we are happy with the win right now.
Yeah well I got to talk about the group because obviously you guys got a very hard group.
I'll send Falcons probably the best in the world with us.
I advise Rave.
I advise Rave.
I mean, yes and no, because I would have liked the group if we had three wins, you know, but I mean, facing like Pustenmine, S.S.G. and Raze 18 best of Raze, it's like so hard.
Yeah, and I mean I don't really think it's the best format ever
So I would prefer to have chosen don't know who's gonna be the next opponent, you know
But regardless you still have to adapt so for you guys did you go in the same okay?
This team plays this way let's play let's have this strategy against them
Or is it that mentality of play our game no matter what even though you knew who you're playing and we didn't screen them for like three weeks
I think maybe not three weeks
I'm back, I'm back. Ooh, interview, I haven't seen an interview yet.
I think the Italian side focus are the best team in the world with us.
Alongside us.
Hello, interviews.
I like a little interviews.
Turn it off, turn it off.
I mean we take it's really seriously. I mean we want to win the major
We enter the series like second one. We are full coming like full focus. We don't want to lose like any game because like I said like the format is really like
Yeah, you can get like
Really really fast. So we just want to win like every game that we can win and yeah
We are focused you just got one win. So that's a good start to everything here
Hopefully that keeps up going forward K corp taking a job like we thought they would but it wasn't easy
Yeah, and more as I do you know, it's gonna be my bed. I'm watching with us. Yeah, I'm gonna be honest, bro
French accent is aura dude. It is aura, bro. It bleeds through when they say English so much, dude
Like bro when Zen was saying aura he was like oh, yeah, oh, yeah, and what's here?
Here, too, but we were playing is like oh, yeah, oh, yeah
I think they go like the card's insurance angle or something.
Okay dude, you're gonna get to see like another two.
Okay, so far vitality and essence we've been the only NA EU matches today and vitality smacked around as a shit, right?
Yes, pretty sure. So
Yeah, you see and IP versus energy here. I think if energy wins this they basically lock in
Groups like they're out of their group already. They really guaranteed it safety. I think
Okay, so is rockin me like
uh billionaires dude if they're sponsored by progressive how does that even work i
never even seen that bro see blacklight that's a company that sponsored like siege
brother progressive bro progressive i mean what did they give them fucking 40 mil
fuck holy shit i don't know if they still have it for this event but usually they
They put progressive on the ball, like on a ball skin.
Oh my god.
Like, so it's actually got a smart, like, like a sponsorship perspective.
Like, ball cam is always on for the director, right?
So the sponsor, dead smackers in the middle of the screen at all time.
Watch Casey's acts of the fucking staff.
That's like Casey's event that they ran, but I was talking about, I think.
Casey acts.
Trevor, we're watching this, bro.
isn't even here yet but the energy in here we are the crowd we are the crowd
yeah I think that was on the right across from us to making coconut we're
trying to give this guy just wasn't he part of this
reacting yeah he played this shit from the frankly from bosses twisted mind
series I think he did like three okay I'm gonna be honest chat maybe I have
brain rot tenacity is frame logging right now chat tenacity this is sort of a frame log chat
could i get a brief week tenacity sort of frame logging the bone mass jinx not up to any of that
but i always make sure to never get frame logs because bro that was a big deal and that happened
bro like to frame log do you know like i never been frame log but like i'm going to make sure
I'm not gonna get near a camera dude. Fuck no.
I'm not getting frame log.
Y'all are never gonna catch me getting frame log.
Y'all are saying musty frame log give.
Musty does work out bro, I can't lie.
Fuck, yeah, I'm not gonna lie, musty did frame log me.
They're saying tfoo frame log give.
It sounds like it could happen a lot.
Okay, I'm not gonna lie, you want me to lie?
I'm not gonna lie.
I'm not gonna lie.
I'm not gonna lie.
I'm not gonna lie.
I'm not gonna lie.
happen a lot. Okay, I'm not gonna lie. You want to know the most brutal frame off? Well,
put it on my stream really quick. I'll switch. This was the most brutal frame off I've ever
had. Right here. Now this I got frame off. Look at this frame off. This is a brutal like
Bro look I got frame on chat. This was bad. Look at this one. This is a frame off
Jack that was a frame off
Holy shit, yeah, yeah, I know that is brutal you get dominated by that guy. Whoa
They says a beast bro. Yeah, dude when I met face up brother. He is like six foot. I
I want to say three. I think eight six four three dead ass
Really like yes
Holy shit
That's a nice like such a nice guy for that height and size. He said oh look nice. I like that analyze this brown
Let me analyze
Yeah, but nah, I don't think must be frame on me
You were catching
Hold up, let's see what AI said. Yes, I work out. Yes, just gonna take out
um
Not chat this wasn't really afraid mug. I mean check we'd be on advice
Yo squishy do I log the office?
You know you actually do I'm like there's that listen now some no-glace shit
That's the same glaze you pull off bald like if I was bald
I'd look like a fucking alien freak right you pull off bald like actually so you do kind of mug
I not many people can pull off bald dude. Thank you. I never you grow your hair out if you grow your hair out like you
Probably would yeah, you'd be like Marlon on crap
Wait, what are you serious?
I swear, so you think if I had long hair I would be like mark
Yes, yeah, I don't know what it's like to have long hair. It's been
it's been since high school dude chatting that page which you to say this
mother fucker
jakes I'll send you the paper after application yo Kurt Angle started
streaming yo bingo I know you're like trying to be all hilarious and
everything bingo if I was Kurt Angle do you think my twitch name would be jinks
Have you thought that far ahead?
Like brother if I was trying to be Kurt Angle
Hey, Jinx you look fucking hideous bro Jack what you just said if I have long hair I would be barred
Well, you have a side of tick-tock, I'm not gonna lie
You have the size of talk that actually like fix edits of you like mug edits of you. You know, bro
I know I've seen it all like it's just jake see beepy
Hi guys, this is not anything how I look
Hi, guys, this is such a lazy attempt at embarrassing me
I was so lazy. It's so lazy
Wait, where's there no games? There's no games squishers. Yeah, two minutes
No, that's not easy so wait best group group C are gabbling
Who's the second best group?
I'll do your name, Jinx.
Gotta watch out.
Where'd it come from?
Dude, my name, um, bro, my name is from Pokemon.
Do you know the Pokemon, Jinx?
Is that the girl with the big lips, psychic Pokemon?
Yes, but the reason why, the reason why Jinx is the most aura Pokemon of all time is because
Jinx, if you look at the card, it has no moves.
It only reverses somebody else's moves.
Nobody thinks nobody agrees with me, but jinx is the most or a card ever in Pokemon because look wait what look
jinx
Hold on
Car watch this
Wait nevermind no in my chat who am I thinking up double slap we're gonna
Oh, they're in dance.
Oh, they're in dance.
Okay, this is what I'm thinking of.
Switch one of your opponents,
bench Pokemon, with their active Pokemon.
The new Pokemon is now...
Do you even know the Jinx Lord?
Jinx is like a horny Pokemon.
Wait, what?
Jinx is like a super horny Pokemon.
Like, they're trying to bang every Pokemon in sight, bro.
Legit.
somebody in the chat just said same tits okay yeah no like legit jinx is like
the biggest horn dog for Pokemon for sure is that why you made that your
name at all bro no I goon twice a week I'm not a horn dog
I thought it was Rekweezer.
Rekweezer?
Yeah.
Rekweezer?
Bro, I remember when I pulled him, that's what I called him.
Rekweezer.
Dude, my favorite Pokemon card ever was Beedrill.
Bro, hold on.
Lucario fucking mobs.
Japanese bone structure, by the way.
Yeah.
Look at it.
No, it's not.
It's not.
It's not.
It's not.
It's not.
It's not.
It's not.
It's not.
Yeah, look at no no come on Jen look at his bone structure. This is a mager
Jack would look at B drill. Let me show y'all B drill
The drill is just a bee though like it's not that cool
Every a bee's in real life. Why are you dumping on B drill? Well, you like a drill? Yes, bro. Beedrill has aura
Yeah, a little bit. This is like he has a cock out. All right, Chad who else?
I'm trying to think of who mocks.
Oh wait, he does mock.
Oh my God, he does mock.
Wow, he mocks.
I'm still giving it to Lucario.
I think it looks like he's going to mock.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
little cardio probably mobs more than any other Pokemon. Mewtwo? Yeah, but I'm
gonna be honest. I don't think Mewtwo mobs. I've gooned a Mewtwo, dude.
Oh, wait. In what scenario have you gooned a Mewtwo? I was like 14. Bro, I've gooned a Mewtwo.
Bro, what do you mean in what scenario? Look. Look at those hips, dude. Okay, yeah.
Everybody's gooned a Mewtwo. Mewtwo's a Mewtwo. I don't know if that's a universal experience.
I'm gonna be honest to you brother. You're telling me you haven't goon to mute you
I'm telling you I have not goon to mute you the Pokemon. No Jack
Mutus a girl, right? I
Don't think so. I'm gonna keep it a buck with you, brother. I don't know if it has a gender. It's like a lab experiment
The chat saying new twos that do wait
Yeah
I goon to mute you and it's not
Guys, it's not a girl
You look like diglet. Which one is diglet again? You do look like diglet. Oh my god
It's a little little like fucking things that pops out the ground
You do look like they diglet right now
He actually do what the hell like same head shape and everything
Look at that one with the legs
Chat, do y'all think this shit is a joke?
You do look like Big Lit.
It's gender is unknown.
Look, I don't care.
I don't care what Mewtwo's gender is, yes, I've doomed to Mewtwo.
Yes.
Chat, look at Mewtwo's hips.
Bro, also look at her breastesses.
Yo, they just said it's not a girl.
What do you mean breastesses?
It's an unknown.
It's an unknown.
I was like, hey, I know.
Brother, it looks like a dude.
It's built like a dude.
It has wide hips.
I'm going to mute you.
What do you want me to say?
I jerked off to mute you.
Yes, when I was 14.
That was right when I started being able to nut.
OK.
Well, actually, what is Kyogre?
Or a Kyogre is fucking over.
Which one is Kyogre?
So it's like a flying whale Pokemon, that was said.
Oh, I've seen this one.
No, dude, Salamance.
Any Salamance enjoyers, bro?
I've seen this one.
Salamance is guilty.
Bro, I think Lucario mods, though.
I think Lucario is top.
Okay, what about deoxys?
What about deoxys, James?
Deoxys?
How do you spell it?
E-O-X-Y-S.
I know deoxyribonucleic acid.
Ooh, okay, this guy mobs.
Wow.
He's kind of sick, dude.
Yeah, this guy mobs.
I'm still giving it to Lucario.
Chad, Lucario's chin structure is like perfect.
Are we basing it strictly off
like their facial bone structure?
Just mogging.
Like if this guy walks in a room, you feel the oil.
Oh, okay.
All right.
Just absolute mogging.
Oh, Matt champ, I remember. Matt champ's the guy with like six fists, right?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yes! Yes, I remember Matt champ.
Bro, oh my god, I love Pokemon, dude.
Bright used to be really good at the Pokemon.
I used to play like the Pokemon shit on the DS, bro. You know like the Nintendo DS?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
God, bro, good old days, man.
You know, Pokemon has like, bro, it's like a fun fact, but Pokemon is like, I read this
online, but Pokemon has like gained more value than like the stock market or something.
I'm not even kidding.
Actually, yes, because so like if you invested in Pokemon like, bro, here's the thing.
Everyone listening to this right now.
Dude, okay. One of my best friends does like Pokemon. He manages like a store. Like not
best friends, but one of my acquaintances. One of my friends. He's a friend. He's not
an acquaintance, not a hook. It doesn't matter. He manages a Pokemon store. Okay. And he basically
said everyone could have been a millionaire if they kept their Pokemon cards in mint condition.
They stop when did they stop to get Pokemon cards? Let me ask for America
Jeff they stop making Pokemon cards like years ago
But the thing is all these kids played with the Pokemon cards bent them ripped them got them dirty
Bro all these Pokemon cards in the early 2000s if you kept them in mint condition are worth so much money
Yeah, I know I have binders filled with stuff from like the late 90s and
And some of them are worth thousands. That's actually kind of insane.
Are they in mid condition?
Like, pretty close. I stuck them in a sleeve right away.
But like, I- Probably not perfect. Like, not PS8 then.
Bernard!
Bernard!
When did they stop making Pokemon?
Well, they haven't.
The Pokemon franchise is still going strong.
It doesn't seem to have any plans to stop.
They keep releasing new games.
No, no, give shit, give shit!
cards. When did they stop making Pokemon cards?
Ah, got it. They haven't stopped making Pokemon cards either. The Pokemon trading card game
is still alive and well. They kept releasing usage regularly.
Dude, dude, dude, can you ever throw me a bone, Bernard? Can you ever throw me a bone?
Okay, Bernard, here's what I'm trying to say. Fuck! Here's what I'm trying to say. Bernard,
if you had a bunch of Pokemon cards in the early 2000s and kept them in main condition,
How much would they be worth now?
It really depends on which cards you've got.
Some early 2000s cards, especially first editions, rare
holos, or iconic ones like a mint condition charizard,
can go for thousands, even tens or hundreds of thousands.
Common cards might just be a few bucks.
But if you kept a really rare pristine set yet,
you might be sitting on a small fortune.
Hi, guys.
Bye.
Bernard, what's the most expensive Pokemon pack
You could open.
Bernard?
Bernard?
The most expensive Pokรฉmon card ever sold was a Pikachu Illustrator.
Did I say ever sold?
Bernard, did I say that? Did I say ever sold?
I said, and I quote, what's the most expensive Pokรฉmon pack I can go by right now?
Are you fucking stupid or not?
Are you just going to keep loading all the time?
Are you just going to keep loading all time?
Chat, listen, he's just thinking.
Hi, Bernard, goodbye.
Hi, guys, we need to buy Pokemons for packs, dude.
We keep not doing it.
What do you think about, like, atomic is like a sleeper's-
Bro, chat, I just want to buy one pack of the most expensive Pokemon on the packs of all time.
Jinxie someone just said Jinxie is a last buff geo dude
Who is geo dude? Look it up, please
What do you mean last buff his arms are fixed what do you mean last buff?
Yeah, you do look like Diglett and Geodude though right now.
I'm going to be honest, I look more like Geodude.
Diglett is literally just a blob with no eyebrows.
Twins, I see it, retwee, twins, late-ass string.
Yo bro, I'm actually literally four hours early.
You have the audacity to say mainstream. Do you want to be slapped in the face?
The battle if they want to get the win here does the coin go with it the coin is not the coin is all
Whoa, what is the point? What is that?
This is like the analysts and casters do their predictions and then they flip the coin and then at the end of the tournament
You see how many the coin got right compared to the analyst sometimes the coin gets more right than the end
into it chat you guys all got energy as well clearly there's that's kind of
fucking funny wait so the others suck the other suck the more guesses than
the animals sometimes I didn't say that though those are your words not mine
no I'm not whoa whoa no I'm not saying they suck but I'm saying if the coin has
gotten yeah I understand what you're saying I'm just gonna say I didn't say it
If the coin has gotten more predictions fight than the analyst before then yeah, yeah
Okay, call me crazy jinx
Hear me out, I think
E.U.Mogs early turn and I think NA is going to Mogs late turn, okay?
Little bit of an upset call here. I do think energy is a better team. Let's not get that solution.
But I think NIP somehow upset this in a game 5.
You haven't seen E.U.'s true power yet though, do you?
Your teams are good, bro.
Oh, what is the worst kickoff event they've finished outside the top lane?
Whoa, Daniel just dropped in?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
But the fact that we didn't even see NRG play in Copenhagen,
the bit of a shocker.
You see how they're kind of all over them, Dougie?
It's like, this is the EU, bro.
It's tough.
And I think this is also going to be a story that we see repeated a lot.
So you're kind of or a farming right now, Squishy.
I'm just saying, bro, it's hard.
You kind of predicted this, bro.
That's a good way to start.
you can see nobody haven't boosted from NRG
Well you're learning the international comp though
you've only seen NA
Yeah
Like they won worlds
but like that was kind of like
Yeah
Like it was expected but it was on top at the same time
and it usually doesn't win worlds
CRR's been a good amount of time in North America
very familiar with NRG and how they play
You gotta think about what that's very bad
Dude he just did the dash thing you told me about
a stage here where you're playing against other players, you started and you stopped.
All over the world, if you've got that experience of CR, you're going to be able to play over
down to Atomic.
You never see this in NA.
They're constantly returning their play instead of the other area.
All over the other side, but I'm going to find a teammate.
So EU is just 4-9?
EU is pretty good dude.
does take out that
I'm comparing back to back 50s, you can see how much work Oly's doing
but a really nice challenge from Daniel
where are these guys from?
NIP, what's the concept?
I think Jory is from
Netherlands, I think CRRs from Spain
and Oly's from
also Netherlands, I'm pretty sure
I think it's in the Netherlands
I think Jory is in Oly or in Netherlands, CRR Spain
Ultimate Test James, how can they stand up against the others like you said Titan in the group?
Well, it's actually a non-French team, which is pretty rare for Top of Europe.
Oh, what a pass.
No, I froze it the worst time!
Oh, yes, didn't go in, didn't go in, didn't go in.
Bro, I almost got blue balled.
This is weird NRT is not like
Like a good chance
They may have a good shot
I mean a good like comparison is like remember what we're back to was doing online and like what happened against Falcon's like a
Different world playing like the international teams and playing on land as well like certain players will play better than us. Oh
Oh
Drop it off on the wall buried
Oh
What are you doing? What are you doing? He drove it into him?
Yeah, I gotta be aware of his back shoulder there
He was right on it's day
Right on his penis.
I can't believe you said you goon to Mewtwo.
You know what I'm saying? I never thought I'd scream my entire life.
Do you do research a lot of people that goon to Mewtwo?
I don't want to do research. No, no, no, no, don't run the poll.
I don't want to do research on that.
Why would I want to know that information?
Chad, I'm telling you a lot of people that goon to Mewtwo.
Whether you want to accept it or not.
Brother, have you seen Mewtwo's hips?
I get he has hips.
No, it's not he, it's Undo!
No, it's Undo!
We don't know!
Uhhh, you kinda know. Have you heard him speaking like the movie?
It sounds like a fucking dude.
We'll be honest.
Holy shit, what is that?
BITCH, MOVE! C'mon, SWISH!
SWISH!
SWISH, C'mon, you're a G-player!
I'm already energy-threaded right now, bro.
Bro, what do you mean? You're doubtin' him!
No, no, no, it's not about that. I know all these turnies work like it's flip floppy, bro
It's flip floppy. I know late stage. They're gonna make late stage no matter what their group is easy for them
But like early stage anything can happen, bro. I'm saying game five. It's an IP. I'm separate
Dude, I'm disagreeing I'm gonna say NRG wins three to zero
Zero yes, please trust me
gonna be now for energy it's been a comfortable game where they've held so much
this game has such a good pro league i'm not comfortable on defense as we do see a double
commit daniel bro this game has everything pro league needs the demo is gonna certainly
add so much more insult dude switchy switchy guess what your energy what 20 yes 20 percent of my
chat has doomed to mute you what yeah 14 percent 14 percent of mine said yeah as well but how many
of those but actually that's what you're in the minority bro what do you mean
what do you think that means five human beings have beat off to mutu bro that's
so common mutu is bad as shit bro Ken Carson has a song literally called
mutu and he goes he's like in my neighborhood Cocoa Puffs I go cuckoo she
says she feel the same thing about me see the little I caught her like a
Pokemon my best build I'm ill too bro. Do you know what I'm saying?
Mutual is like you do to that bro. That's like a bitch built like new to you. Yes, that is what Ken Carson says
Listen to this game by the way, I never told you
Wait, wait, you listen to that's bad. Yeah, I never told you I listen all the things you told me listen to you listen
wait what songs exactly just listen to again skipping class hold on skipping class we not
like you and then you listen to what else you told me listen to one that wasn't on Spotify
forget nothing like you you you nothing like you you you yes yes all right you're gonna
be mad at me jinx and I hope we can remain friends I understand the appeal I thought
little O was better than Netspan though. You think Lil O is better than Netspan.
By like a little bit but like it's similar. What does the chat think? You want to pull for that?
You want to pull for that? So you think they're all retreating bro. You think Lil O is better than
that's man by a little bit but like it's similar during the same genre I feel now
yeah they're in the same track yes yes yes yes what no like the song is like the same bro
it's not just rap it's like their specific genre like their specific flavor of rap it's not just
rap when you listen to
yeah I'm done giving glass which that didn't touch your soul if that didn't
touch your soul that it didn't okay nothing I didn't touch my soul I'm
saying that little touch my soul more I did not touch it so yeah better than
touch a song and it's a beautiful song and I would be blasting it right now if
I'm not saying this is the thing you're misunderstanding. I'm not saying that's been bad. I'm just saying I thought little old
Was slightly more
7.6 on that spin I'm gonna say 8.2 low
No, no, no, but I gave it a shot
I'm really disappointed.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
I'm really disappointed.
Let's think the skipping class for the first time
doesn't change your life. I don't know.
Okay, you know what my issue is?
It's the distorted bass drum.
I need a clean sounding bass drum.
Bro, but that's the era of music.
No quality.
We're getting more and more brain rock.
Or it's just like, it's the brain rod of it.
Maybe I got to re-list to it with the brain rod of mine.
Yeah, it's pretty good, bro.
I was waiting for it to sound ooooh
wait wait wait wait look at this
the waterfall bounce he read it he read the down bounce look
wait he pungled off the ceiling
okay
that didn't happen very much
you know it was a distorted bass drum that threw me off
But I felt like Lil' O did it slightly better than Ness done, but maybe I was missing something.
Ness can hit his own...
But I like, I understood it though, like I understood why you took like it.
Like some people are trying to be like, nah, that's not fair to ask, but like...
I understood it.
EU still get results and making majors and hitting a huge shot in a critical series
I'm telling you at our he's gonna 3L squint you out of the game
They're here to play here to fuck around and drop games. You saw a mechanical pop-off. They're gonna play they're gonna play ball
Finds it squeezes out Daniel here comes a little dribble super that shit give it go also for Daniel is so tough
down here come Daniel on the shot look at him oh what did I say what did I just say
I said Daniel actually you know you're actually right because series one of the
day Daniel was playing actually in front of like top cornering every shot he shot
Jeff I'm telling you Daniel is literally a god like brother he's not losing the
added IP it's a three up it's a three up I saw this during their power matchup as
well those were of course close games multiple times what I'm gonna do is I'm
I'm gonna go B, and when I come back,
it's gonna be three to one NRG.
It's gonna be two two when you come back, two two.
Watch, chat, watch!
Two two, two three.
Everybody have the purpose, a mission.
There's atomic, once more.
Do this stuff off that rotation.
You'll have to see it, that's what was needed
to win the world last year.
Oh the pink!
Oh atomic, remember to be that.
Peace mode, the fall through CRR block,
get to the point, and Daniel,
even if you don't look, I don't look.
He's gonna come back in this fake. They're definitely gonna yell at me
Get him some space it forces a double commit on the rebound and then the rebound at least I don't go into fucking me too
Right like can we all just we ought to be real with ourselves for a second series
And I've been letting that previous gold CRR. I mean, that's probably the least tilting gold, you know
Yeah, buddy, you earned it you got the crazy goal, but we're gonna take the game win
in, at least that's what it looks like till 2 minutes, a little under to go for NIP, but
can they wake up, they've reached a weird state of slumber after the pop-off from CRR.
Definitely feels like NIP is a big gold CRR.
One guy in my chat said, I've gooned, I've gooned to many strange things, but never
me too, that's too far.
Okay.
I mean he did have the nice setup on that CRR double tap play, didn't get a good tap, but I think you also expect more from Jorias.
You expect one of the defense looking for a consistent 50-50s.
The consistency is the name of the game, Atomic underneath it, Eric Riddle smoothly into the midfield.
You're just wasting time at this point to go lead
It could be even a follow-up
The offense have goal line save for CRR. It's rotating happy to make real boost, but NRG still have possession
Trying to focus up on the corner angle now moves in
Craziest thing I've probably doing through is Princess Peach. Now see you have it twisted. This isn't share with the class
What we've been doing to this is just letting you know you shouldn't be doing to me
I don't want to know what you fucking have done that. That's a good sign
Can we focus on the game?
Oh my god
I'm about to order for him. Watch this. Thanks.
NIP are gonna reverse with the series back and if they don't I'll give you 25 subs. Okay?
So no fuck all that give me whatever weed you're smoking brother
Squishy
Wake up and smell the roses dude. 25 get there bro
Bro chat you like
Lock it in lock it in. So okay, you know, you don't you don't got to another table. No, I'll give you 25 each
chat we don't
Like swishy come on dude
I know I know I know what I got
listen listen
Have a feeling bro. Sometimes you just feel it inside of you. You just gotta let it out
of whether it was inside of you and they gave away going you cannot I really
gotta think about the way I'm working inside of you I don't listen bro okay
I have to feel it let me reward this I have a feeling and I feel it that it's
gonna be the correct feeling okay I feel the feeling is what is he wearing
Why is he wearing his hood inside?
You need a reset.
Is that the scene that I just said?
No, I'm actually the-
We're a lot.
We lost.
I mean, it depends on the player, obviously.
Bro, Squishy, look.
If you want, dude, you can just get up to 25 subs now.
It'll be great.
They appreciate it.
Squishy, bro.
There is actual timeout.
They're speaking crazy fucking ball knowledge in the comms right now.
This is going to be a reversal.
Find the form that we know they have, and this has been the shi-
Bro, I think you're tripping.
I think this is crazy.
If you're this confident, it's gonna be a reverse win.
Have a feeling, man.
You got a feeling.
You got a feeling, dude.
I don't know what to tell you.
Multiple top sixes.
This is a team that's very capable.
But then we didn't make quarters for the rest of the team.
Jason, who's your favorite non-rap artist?
I started at the top of the mountain,
and then I've slowly just been sliding down.
Who is my favorite non-rap artist?
Yeah.
Non-rap.
Non-rap.
Last night, we left the lift off, got gave them everything we said, but we said it all.
Morgan Ball.
Morgan Ball is my favorite non-rap artist.
The pre-jump from Bestmode I thought was beautiful.
We haven't even seen the final ball from NRG when you talked about it.
Jen, is that a good answer?
What do you mean, son?
They've never seen it before.
Son, thought it would be Pitbull.
I'm not fucking Pitbull!
The atomic head fake, but NRG's got even more fakes in the book.
Well, we're in their back pocket.
You see a kickoff strat come out of the gate for NRG so it's clear they were using that time-off time
Dude, you actually said you'll do 25 gifted if NIP reverse switch the best team in NIP
Yes, you're crazy
If they don't reverse it
I'm that confident that they will
My odds right now would be like 11 to 1 or like 15 to 1
At the same time. All right, so you want a times 25 by 15
other team yes yeah so if if if and I be reverse we you give me 29 times
they don't all right if they do you get you get even 375 a lot
You're betting one of the worst teams of our first team.
Come on, damn, what's the pair of mine, Brad, dude?
Yo, what did I say?
Let's see, what did you do?
That's why I don't bet.
What did you do?
I don't bet.
What is?
You said earlier.
He's a fair guy.
No, I'm not.
earlier if you there's a 90 to 10 thing you take it every time the 10 now
did you say that?
what are you channel point for bacon?
yeah
I think your bet is good now but before your 25-25 is terrible now but now your bet is good
because I'm giving you off
I'm giving you off
but like I'm betting like
this guy don't bet about it but it'll destroy your life
but I'm betting because
I'm betting because first off, I have the better team and I have the team that's up to the zero. I understand that NIP could
Reverse week, but that's why I gave you odds because I'm a fair person
Now the
I've seen you shove that controller in many places, so wouldn't put a pass you put in your ass
That's a real clip. What do you mean? That's a real clip you can't put that on twist. What do you mean? That's a real
You know, I wouldn't believe you but you're confidently saying you goon to me too
So I no longer can put anything
To everyone is not and you've seen statistics to prove that
That is not a reasonable sample size for that
Well my dad also said 20% so
I'm 14 which is more reason wait there's the shot CRR looking for yeah, but that yeah
Lots of pressure for NIP. This is the best-looking attack that we've seen
I'll be scared if I was you oh
Shit
Offense the entire time I'm still gonna lost on this backboard house. You're gonna deal banches wait
Where's the follow
Get the corner, Booyah. Get the clear.
I scored that.
And still is a lot of the ball in the offensive half.
Wait, he's so riffing.
We love that.
Have the ball in the groove.
Fakes the shot.
What the actual fuck?
You have to go the deep.
What?
Daniels up.
Always those fakes prevent our game.
No way.
Daniels up.
But I'm more locked in in the game to do the bet going.
Hold on.
Eventually, more shots.
Beast mode left behind himself.
But Daniel, a lot of early testing shots from the midfield.
We're seeing this.
Especially on that left side.
Beast mode took the shot a couple minutes ago.
It's time you get one game here and I feel so doable
Reverse it feels so possible
Come on
What?
What?
What?
What?
Happen in Motherfucker!
Oh!
Oh, they're not a piece of...
Holy shit.
And now on the other end, NIP gonna have to battle out of their own quarter.
Alright, I'm gonna be honest, NIP is like so naked, it's insane.
U, E, C, and O, T between the two tights of this group.
Cordi, please.
Oh my god, Jaxie!
Yes, yes, yes, yes!
Yes, yes, yes!
Jaxie!
He's so doable, brother.
27.
They were gonna sweep, how many subs do I owe you?
375.
275.
That's 15 times 25.
Jaxie.
I'm about to curse this fucking team. As soon as I bet it on NRG it's over.
All he needs is teammates to come in and support him.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. It's 3-1, baby. Oh my God.
Yes.
An RV repeating all the plays of NRG and just taking this game by itself.
NRG with all ASB's mode was trying to jump to Daniel who might be even been free jumping on...
How confident do I feel?
about 70% confident they just need to win one game right it's not that hard yeah
but nip just needs to win two games exactly doing so well to bounce back
if we put it like that was it that crazy of a bet for one
it's nice to see another name pop up that isn't CRR and we have to get credit
still to the teammates though of Dorias and Oli as much as we love seeing this
Pop off the defense have been stronger those mistakes earlier on in the series haven't been popping up or occurring
I should have kept it 25-25
Realistically energy will probably sneak again here, but there's always that chance, you know, that's why you make
This is the best team in LA. They should be stopping these guys.
Right?
NIP? Okay.
At the beginning of the split, the reason why I'm backing them in this particular case
is at the beginning of the split, they low key look like number 180 for like a week.
So they have that ability, but like are they showing it right now? Not really.
They can't do it.
No wonder he's heating up. He's he's got three layers in his foot. Oh, yeah
Oh, he's nice and cozy and we're gonna have to get nice and cozy as well
If you want to purchase some tickets here for the Paris major, I mean, there's a lot on the line
I don't know I don't know Paris then I think energy can close this out
I mean, I bet on so they got a closer here was they're gonna close it out in describe. Yes
I'm not gonna get 375. They're gonna win. If this goes, game 7 is gonna be skinned up, bro.
We're getting 5.
It's grand finals, B.O.7.
Yeah, yeah.
Play it to demo.
No, yes, how's he getting there god damn do pros have like wings
Wait they double commit maybe come convert convert
Or they could win this they can actually win this
It is got like this big burst of confidence they want four to one feels so doable now
Wait, go in.
Jynxy!
Jynxy!
What is that?
Hello?
Is there any way we can cancel the bet?
The bet is signed, sealed, delivered, brother.
Cannot be reverted.
It's as good as done.
It's locked in.
Bro, how did you know they were going to reverse sweep?
Are you like, bro, are you like Indie Aluminati or something?
How did you know?
Don't say that.
My chat's been fucking me about that shit for forever.
How do you, wait, what, really?
Legit, they call me like a lizard man,
a reptilian.
They're on me, bro.
How did you know they were gonna reverse the power?
No, no, no, no, no, no.
Legit, there's some guy that came by chat one day,
like it's like, better go, and he was like,
bro, I'm on to you, like, I saw you transform
in the back alley, and then they just like,
stuck with it, and they called me a lizard by the time.
And then they slammed the Illuminati.
What do you mean, what is, how did you know,
how did you know they were gonna reverse the power?
I just know, bro.
I answered for NRG as they're seeing an NIT get more aggressive or more tactical plays towards their own defensive half-gattas.
Here, it's still going for fun.
Someone said, offer a 207 Hage.
I'm going to give 200 right now and we'll call it off.
Here, we have this plan to do a few critical strikes against NRG.
Now. Now. Now. Now.
Terrible deal.
It would be your number to call it off though.
I
to beast mode on the breach of atomic is so central to this attack is the catalyst and
so many boxes mean no what are we not going for the ball for we pass finding beast mode
on that nice shot as well clean play there from in our but CRR still behind the ball
and you're gonna get scared I don't know anymore I don't know who he is stop with the mind games
you know you fucking know so good you know setting up shot in your own half but just waiting it out
NIP NIP
I
Want the word of that Jinxie you would have saved the shot you would have saved this
What in the world it wasn't even in there's no way to be crossed for what do you mean?
Uh, I mean like I put you in that spot. You're saving that ball
So I'm surprised you did not save it because it's pretty easy to save. I'm not trying to miss you
Let's say focus
24
Where the fuck is the follow score? Oh my god, thanks. You want a hedge? I'll give you a head
That was a thing of beauty
But getting a double tap at a crucial moment when your team needs it certainly feeling good now on the pitch
Maybe he'll be the one to step up. I don't know my ass was clenched. Oh, I don't know. Yeah, my bottle's copper. Nice
Nice!
Wait.
Wait, we're scoring here.
We actually are scoring here, I feel it.
We scored a 4-0 key, Jinx, I'm gonna say.
You feel that?
It's the rumbling.
Come on.
A lot of the time.
Daniel, I need you.
Daniel, let's clear my crack, Daniel-san.
Daniel-san.
goes for a 50 now but nobody challenges for NRG in the ball fountains
oh oh he missed yes yes wait a lot of opportunities for nip energy on the back foot
wait no no oh my god
oh my god
oh my god oh my god
oh no no no no
Backward being tested nicely controlled by Jorias
Dad, if the game has one more second left
In this series, I was critical
With some of the touches under the plays
But Jorias fell and the reason you're not getting it
Targeted people
YES!
PANY UP!
PANY UP!
PANY UP!
Man
Bro, it's on you, you doubted Danielson
You doubted Danielson
I should have taken the head
I should have taken the head
You're gonna take it 24, yes, bingo.
See now you're thinking, you scoffed at me.
When I said 24 stuff heads, you scoffed at me.
I did scoff at me.
It's time to gift 25, dude.
How do I do specifically 25?
Is it possible?
Oh, I see, I see.
Chat.
Mother, wow.
Never doubt Danielson.
Shout out Karate Kid.
You never doubt Danielson.
Let's go, dude.
Squishy with the 25 gift.
You guys got gift to make some thanks squishers
Squishy mad at his word squishy
That is why you don't bet on the former world champions the defending world champions and the motherfucking best even at a bra
Listen listen listen. I won't doubt them anymore disavent. Okay
But it was less of a devil more of a belief in it
It was more of a belief on an IP less of a doubt
I know they're good at steam in order to believe in NIP you have to be down
But it was less of a doubt and more of a belief in an IP.
Okay, but was that not a close series?
Was that not a close series?
It was.
Like, it could have, it could have,
oh my God, that zero second save was crazy.
It kind, okay.
It kind of was a close series.
Oh my God, peace, what interview?
Peace, what interview?
I'm joking, you guys did, you guys look right out there.
There's a bit of a fight.
Look at Daniel just absolutely be mauling in the back.
It could be a series, the best player in the game.
You guys closed it up pretty early.
Yeah, I mean, I mean, interesting series overall.
They definitely fought back pretty hard. They're a very good team, very all talented players, of course.
I think after the game two, we got a little antsy, I would say. You know, comms are...
Yeah, I just a bit too antsy, a bit too much antsy, I would say.
They fought back pretty hard.
You know, after game two, they got a bit antsy. Like, I just know they're gonna get antsy there.
Call it a reverse week.
Is that what happens when you're getting antsy?
That I mean anything?
Because you didn't call it a reverse week, you psycho!
Look, you tried to force this weird agenda that they were gonna reverse week.
They did it, roughly.
It's NRG!
You were considering a 50 gifted head, so at some point...
Yeah, because I thought you were in the Illuminati, because who would bet on things?
Who would bet on things?
You're a madman!
You're again, we got it!
You got like, rich and light though.
We always do, we just kinda do simplicity.
But Chad, I gave them all, I'm fair.
You gave me out, you gave me out.
Obviously, you know.
That's not the last of our betting antics.
Listen, there'll be more.
I think it is.
I think it is, because now I'm scared of you.
you like no weird shit that's gonna happen like who would even take that
line it's a weird line
overall we're we're feeling pretty good confident we're just ready to play
other teams and obviously you don't dump like that, so I gotta make the best out of this.
Oh my god.
Spamming is stupid.
Yeah, no, you got the ball rolling.
I don't see any fear in your eyes right now, so you keep that going, man.
Congratulations on the win.
We'll probably talk to you later.
Thank you.
So we got one more game.
One more game.
One more game.
SRO vs. Gentleman.
So please, this is not the time to leave.
Stick around.
SRO already won today, right?
Yeah, I think so.
But tomorrow we're living 18 energy just locked in groups with that one by the way
They're out of their group basically confirm
Yeah, you do bro you actually
to get involved with everything you actually do. Yeah, I think if you got
Jack, if you actually worked out and got like really jacked you'd be hard
mugged everybody. Squishy, what do you mean if you actually worked out? Squishy, I do work out.
No, no, no, I mean, okay, I know you do right now, but I'm saying if you took it a
step further and really put it like for your all into it, like you would you
would mug everyone. Jack, run a poll, do I mug yes or no? Do I mug yes or no? Just
vote just vote chat don't don't be like bias actually be completely unbiased no
it's not hell no hell no isn't an option it's yes or no it's not hell no
run a poll okay I mean wow wow I was like I'm immediately 3,000 people dump
into no bro I mean it's sort of disgusting
Honestly, I mean chat really guys
So 84% okay, I will say right now Jinxy
You're definitely not mugging because you're bald and you have no eyebrows, but when you have your eyebrows
And the hair you do mug
Right now you're in your most chopped form
You're still a good-looking dude bald brother you're crackable
but are you serious yeah yeah so you think as it currently sits right now I
mean my most chopped for as I think this is like all-time low but that's
because you have no hair
keep all over Tara up at night no but I mean that the most sorry reaction that
I mean that the most respectful way possible like like you have so much
potential though you just you just don't have it right now because you don't have
any of your hair. So in the most respectful way possible I am in my most
chopped form ever. Yeah like all-time low for sure. Like I think the hog rider
hair cut was better. Maybe even R9.
I don't even know what to say for this. Bro, I feel like I'm a better ball. No, you know
what? Jack, my most, oh I got it, I got it. Jack, you know what my most chop form was?
Hi guys, um show me with no eyebrows with hair put it up brother when I had no eyebrows in hair
That was the most chop I ever been
No eyebrows and hair
Yes, like right after I lost to speed when I shaved my eyebrows that was my mom that was rock bottom
This is a step up from rock bottom
That was rock bottom. Hi guys put it up jobs on the line
Honestly, I'm kind of used to seeing you know eyebrows and stuff now
So it's like not even that bad. I feel like people are probably used to it already.
The more that I look at it, the more it's like whatever.
But like, you would definitely mug with a nice head of air, for sure.
All the eggs are crapable. I see what you did there.
Shut the fuck up!
Wait, wait
He's pulling it up. This is me when I was rock-bop
Yeah
This is rock-bop
Because let me explain look at fucking speed smile
Look at the smile on his face
Now, let me say this bro. Yes, this is rock-bop
Bro, I look like Frankenstein because I have no eyebrows and it makes my forehead look fucking ginormous
This is rock bottom.
But yeah, look at speed smile.
Like look at him, he's sick bro, he's sick in the head.
Look at him, look at how happy this makes him.
You look like Dr. Evil.
You think you would have done that if you lost?
Do I think you would have done that?
I'm gonna say absolutely fucking not.
You wanna know why?
Because after I did it,
He said
Yes, he said I wasn't gonna even do it anyways, dude. I you just wasted your time. That's exactly what he just said. Oh
My god, I would actually be so mad if I'm sitting there my brows
And someone just said that in my face. Holy shit. That's good rage bait though. I mean, that's the best rage bait possible
Wow
Wow. Yeah, bro. It's absolutely great. Hi guys find the clip
It's the one where I like it's the one where I don't say you swear to God that one
Hi guys for that
I just lost a match of the day. It starts in three minutes.
You look like the Dune villain. Who is that?
I'm a diglett pop.
So when you say I look like the doom villain, what do you mean?
Because I'm not 490 pounds.
Oh, oh my God.
This guy also has no eyebrows.
Oh.
Okay, I'm not gonna lie this is uncanny.
Alright, switchies, are you in my stream?
Yeah, yeah.
This is it right here, bro.
Alright, on this thing.
Shut it up!
If I would have lost, I would have never been here.
We could have wasted a time.
You swore to die, Captain!
Shave him!
You sware to die!
Calm down, Holland! Calm down, Holland! Calm down!
So this was probably, in any sense, calm down Holland.
This was probably the most I've ever wanted to punch somebody in the face in my entire life.
Right here. You can see my face.
Wait, it was like right after you shaved him off, like right after?
Right, he waited until the hair was falling on the floor and then said,
I mean, I look like fucking dog shit, bro.
I look terrifying, bro.
It's time to take about five to four months to figure out a dog.
And here's Bernard, just making everything worse all the time.
Chat, I actually don't think Bernard has ever helped me in my life.
Chat, that face you see right there is of a man who thought it would take two to four weeks to grow back,
because Bernard said that to this.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
Earlier you said two to four weeks.
You might say some early signs of growth in a few weeks,
but the forward turn is more like that three to four months back.
I appreciate you holding me accountable.
Holding?
I appreciate you holding me accountable.
And I quote, that's what he said.
I appreciate you holding me accountable.
countable like
Shut the fuck shut the fuck up shut the fuck up
Do you want to die?
I don't even think I was allowed to say this at the end, but chapter notice AI
So.
Bernard!
So yeah, bro, it is Villanarch.
WSpeed, yeah, WSpeed.
Every time we do a stream, I just end up more chocked.
Last time it was our time.
And then, yo, squishy.
You know, Speed asks to double or nothing, right?
After I shave my eyebrows off?
What does that work?
I said, that's what I said, I said.
So what happens if I lose?
Do I shave my penis off?
That's literally what I said.
How does double or nothing even work?
What does that even mean?
Yeah, W speed, bro.
Double or nothing, like, whoa, if I win,
I still have no eyebrows, so there is no nothing.
This is gonna make sense.
I still, I can't respawn my eyebrows.
Double or nothing in that exact scenario
isn't even possible!
Oh man.
Oh man.
That would not think it's that possible.
Yeah.
Oh man.
Oh man.
Oh man.
Oh man.
Oh man.
Oh man.
Oh man.
Oh man.
Oh man.
who is gentle mates who the fuck is that
um also another streamer ran or do you know who gotagas is like a
beef a youtuber i think
go go tagas no
something like that uh... you also get something
shit ton of viewers
they made his own org as well
i actually don't know how they just
i mean i know
you get a lot of money being that big but
i don't know how they're afforded
what they do because they have a lot of things
lego peace
5,300, 119.
It's a blob of shit.
It's literally a blob of shit.
Okay.
I mean, dude, could you at least try to be creative?
It's literally a blob of shit.
I mean wow, and they some people have some striking resemblance. It's literally a blob of shit
Why does he know that that Lego piece is called that I don't know I don't understand I don't understand I
Don't I don't get it bro. NRT has the easiest group in the entire
Yeah, they do
They just had to be an IP that was the only hard one exciting stuff their group a here finish off
See they have to play this five fears team tomorrow and like they're just gonna get bent over for three games
They don't want a single game five years is always straight
Gonna go oh not in the turn. I already lost to both one and one team. So five years will be a bottom
I feel bad, bro. I've got actually needs to be sad
They're gonna go oh and no, but watch them
I don't know if you're watching
They're always smiling
They fully expect to be the worst
Tomorrow I won't be on early because I have training yes, Chad I train for football. Yes
Um, you guys can say cat. No, I have training but Saturday and Sunday. I'll be on early as fuck for the stage
I'm gonna go live
When they start like 11 a.m. Yeah Saturday, I'll be on early as shit
When do you think you'll be on tomorrow tomorrow like 233? I'll be able to catch the last hour to
Okay, 233 cause three I'll be on three
But Saturday I'll go live at like what time is it start start 11 a.m.
They don't have another list of match tomorrow though.
So make sure you got that tab bookmark 11. Yeah. Yeah.
And then Sunday Sunday Saturday and Sunday.
I'll be live at 11 a.m.
Because I actually want to watch it but tomorrow I have trading but I have the weekend off.
So I'm able to watch it.
Hey, it was a thing of beauty.
He was a beast almost threw up a thousand points in one of those games.
And it was you know, I've been trading football for the last month that I have.
45 days, last couple of days, chat, bro, I'm getting my skills back, chat, I'm getting
my skills back.
Y'all can type cat too, cat, yep, cat, cat, bro chat, you'll all see, well, wait, okay,
maybe, Jesus Christ, you'll maybe, fuck, oh my god, yeah, no, chat, you'll maybe,
Maybe see no like
You'll see if I do a soccer stream
Oh, if you do an IRL soccer stream randomly out of the blue
Yes, okay, I keep an eye out for that. Yo, this is who are you?
We train with like an actual trainer. He just like going on playing so I'm training with a
a professional trainer he's broke he's so cool bro he's from New Zealand he
played in Bundesliga he's uh oh damn yeah bro he's good as shit I've been
training with him for a month and a half he's a really like reporting of that
like for some of it I don't know if I'm gonna post it up cuz like I kind of
wanted to be a surprise when people see my skills in hands yeah you know what I
me yeah yeah when I do the random soccer when you do the random IRL soccer
yeah yes how many IRLs you've done in your entire
chat comedy it's got to be less than 10 probably like nine realistically it is
purely a gaming streamer yes bro I'm a chud I don't go out my room my Jack's
tries to get me to do them though, but I'm a champ.
I've never done a single one either.
Chad, a soccer stream is a good idea.
With a bunch of streamers.
Would that be a sick idea, Chad?
Nature, but we've seen them on lately.
Chad, you know, I'm just spaking off my brain.
But what if we did a soccer stream where it's like you
get 22 streamers, two captains, and they each draft their teams.
and they play in a soccer match.
That would be fire.
But yeah, you would stream the draft like the day before,
and then you would watch.
Like you would have played a game the next day.
It's not a good idea, bro.
That would be sick.
That would be sick, yeah.
Like the Sidemen do?
Yeah, but the Sidemen one is a lot of YouTubers.
The Sidemen are good.
You're saying not you're saying not in like a big ass stadium. No, no, like you're saying it like this rent out a
Maybe right that a field and this would not compete with the sidemen at all bro the sidemen the side been charity match
It's like six million live viewers. This would just be a fun night for streamers to do
He's already
Decorated like that would be so sick you get
22 streamers 11v11. Maybe you get some subs. Maybe you get like
30 streamers. You get two captains and then you have like a pool of players. They flip
a coin and they live stream the draft and then they draft their teams and they play
the next step. That'll be fun and we can easily set that up, Jack. Well, no, because now people
don't like what took travel, including me, dude. Never mind that. That'll be really hard
to do, actually.
And that's why they're so dangerous.
You got that on your own flight of years, though.
You're just like, it's so great. You could be Carmine.
Yeah. I mean, I could fly. I wouldn't mind. It would be sick.
man from them it was a dominant showing but chat also honestly there's no point of doing it because
the sideband charity match literally mocks bro the sideband charity match gets more views than
like a regular football game first killer so it's gentleman chat i bet you the sideband charity match
gets more views than like an average premier league game by far unless it's literally like
liverpool vs united but not even that even that chat am i right or am i wrong better
Well, Jinx, I didn't watch your first side of the performance.
How would you say you did that at 10?
Never you don't reply for like that.
Negative three.
How long did you play?
How many minutes?
A lot.
Look, bro, here's the thing, bro.
side of man charity match. I was a failure. This side of man charity match. If I get invited,
I would redeem myself.
Right. You guys went?
We won at the cinema. We won in pens. I had one goal opportunity, but I missed.
Did you score a penalty?
I didn't get to take it, I don't know.
Oh.
What position did you play?
Right wing and striker.
way okay okay brother I'm just saying chat this side of the maturity match if
I get it invited watch it trust me I've been training my dick off to try to
train the fuck up Lex Luthor what what do you mean what is Lex is that Batman
or something Superman I think
all right we gotta get bands going yo mods i'm gonna need y'all to clean up
this chat let's get him at least we got to get bands going
okay is this guy on the left here literally six foot 11
He is like six five six six I forget.
Dare you say six seven.
You know what 2026 we got a stop chat.
We're done 2026 we're done.
I don't think we're done.
Chatter six loads with six seven.
So you think this is like some random team
They actually outperformed Karmicorp and Vitality and won the recent EU regional, they're the best team in Europe right now currently, technically, just so you know.
This team is currently the most recent EU regional champion, they beat out KC, beat out Vitality.
are you shitting me?
I swear
I've never even heard of this game
This NASCAD is number one in the 2v2 in the world right now
and 2 is like the hardest to get number one
cause the most players laying it
These are eyeballs, these are eyeballs
So who do you think is gonna win?
Gentlemen
little bit of
You have to do ten years of friends in Canada
Yeah, you have to
So you can speak French squishy fuck now
So what happened to me close?
Ask anyone in your chat from Canada. They're gonna say fuck now ask anyone. Let me see
Anyone in this jet in Jinx's chat
Yep, hell no. Nope. Nope. Nope
You don't learn shit you wait till the class is over Jinx and you go next I know some like I know some
I know I know how to say can I go to the bathroom just part that I asked the most
Escage palela
I don't know. I don't have like
You're trying to do the French accent, bro, I don't do that bro I can say
I can say
Bonjour and I can say French.
Bonjour, je m'appelle Squishy.
That's right, I'm with that.
I can say French, et รงa tu paris.
See, you do the accent.
That's how you're supposed to speak French with the accent,
but the Canadian French, they don't give a fuck.
They just say the word.
No, you definitely could tell.
Yeah, no, we did 10 years of French for literally no reason,
because French is Canada's second language.
So you're supposed to kind of know it for jobs.
I'm just gonna say where I'm at in Canada is where I'm from in Canada. I'm from Toronto so in Toronto
literally I've never ran someone that only speaks French ever.
I think where X is from like they actually speak French like that.
I believe every player on the team so far. You can feel their pressure
But I actually am Portuguese, I don't know any Portuguese, you know
Like Brazilian Portuguese though, yeah
Yeah, that's Brazilian Portuguese, but it's like
Wait, so, when I...
I thought you actually do something, you knew like, you know, like a phrase.
You know, like a phrase for that language.
Yeah.
Okay, okay.
I thought you meant you know, like, actually, like, how to have a conversation.
PISS!
I mean, SR are up.
It is N.A's tournament, dude.
I think...
Uhhh...
Wow, that was insane.
That was disgusting.
Look at Austin.
Holy shit, the NAS just comes in, bro.
Okay.
That was good.
It is so Saturday and Sunday is full crowd day, right?
If you're getting on early, then you'll catch up.
You'll catch everything.
Tomorrow I'm getting on at 3.
But Saturday and Sunday chat, then you go on to 11am.
So you'll probably catch the last two match tomorrow.
Yes.
The gentleman's chasing the ball down.
Can't get a hold of it.
LJ will take the boost.
We'll get much more out of it.
It's that train away.
Can't do it.
Still, channel mates.
Ah, train away, bro.
That IRL stream is going to go crazy.
Yeah.
Why are you laughing?
Why are you laughing?
You're right.
You're right.
You're right.
You're right.
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
The attack still going for gentlemage quick shot tonight
Officer is genuinely gross by the way is off the guy that I missed exactly and he's like also in my opinion like
mechanically on the same life
Wait a minute, wait a minute!
Overtime, overtime, overtime.
Overtime is here, game one.
Valiant, they opened with a right hook.
Gentlemen, it's game on my upper cup here near the end of this game is so cool.
They like this game as the coolest pro need to have you wait to see at the end of this game.
Yeah, it is no game like this.
Literally, not a single game is like this.
Another roof top, you can try for the box.
Now look at it for rebellion here as well.
A little bit of space.
Well, they got the progressive ball like you're saying.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's not going to lose games.
No, every game has every game.
I just didn't like
Okay, attention to if they had it or not, it's kinda easy to like tune out if you want to, but it's there.
The players don't see that, that's just, uh, up there.
Ah, it's like a skin, like for the spectator to be honest.
God, what a game.
God, what a game.
Also, go and lock the game.
Okay.
Here they go off the ceiling!
Nothing!
Rebellion decent's holding for now.
Ever earlier you were talking about how like,
what's going to be like the gop based on like individual performance and stuff?
Uh, First Killer, it's like,
a good case, similar case to that, but like, individually,
stats wise, like, he has like the best app in any of my parts,
but forever now.
But he just doesn't win, so it's like, that's the thing he's missing.
So people don't really give him credit in the gop combos,
because he doesn't win, but like he, like statistically is like a consistent issue.
Like he's always always always good.
Well, I see a lot of really good games today.
Lots of goal, no? Oh, we got nice ones.
God, what a game.
God, what a game, what a game!
too much time to get to oh
there's going for a chance that might be a dangerous ball
what a save! what a save!
Nath keeps it at play in the corner only one is to be named and no play
that will be the detriment of the rebellion although first killer
i don't know i just want to see a good game
the rebellion boost continues to get back to us why the main
I wouldn't mind if the NA team would be in good battle.
Energy's gonna be a lot for doing good, no matter what.
Like, their group is just... they're never not making any of their group, I feel like.
But if they get first seed out of their group, it's actually a really big advantage in this format.
Oh my god.
What was that OT earlier? Four minutes?
Six minutes.
Oh, six minutes?
Six minutes like 40 seconds to make score for God to your memory. Yeah
It was six something
a chase
Mike's 50 50 into a dead ball midair. Wow. I don't see that
See this, this time I seem so willing to like slow down the game, the game is going so fast sometimes and they're willing to just like dribble and slow down, like sort of like off-key. Completely slowing down the game.
wall to give him some a little space they can't get a buck positioning from
channel mates on the back wall oh my god he just beat he just beat whoa wait it
pinched with the defender I think yeah together that's why bro how did he look
to the side and then get there in midair yeah that's the pop reset thing
you're asking about earlier remember that's that that's that set up bro but
it's like it's really hard to execute permanently especially that face
He's just gonna get crazy by the way.
Jinx, he looks like LEGO Peace Q1825.
What even is that?
It's a lot of...
It's a stick.
It is a fucking stick.
I mean, what a game.
Literally what a game.
Like, I'm gonna give that game...
Second best game of the day.
The best game of the day was the sixth better game.
I mean, again, gentlemen, sort of the champions that you right now, the most recent champions
that you better than KC, better than the last tournament that they played.
I don't know, SR might win this.
Drop!
Okay, Squishy, I'm going to Orphe farm, I'm going to go Tinko, when I get back, it's
going to be 1-0, SR.
Oh my god, imagine if they had done a great job holding on possession in the first 20 seconds here.
That takes the charge and the challenge on one. Kofor's gonna try and complete the center, but it all dies down.
Well Jay, thanks to Todd's first killer was turned.
Actually a good recovery there from the first killer.
Binds Kofor, something rebellion is turning into an opportunity.
What the fuck? They're actually killing him.
Well, still channel it's by the way to get to an Oski.
I should get the devil on the back end.
LJ completely failed on the flick.
His first kill is forced to play defense.
One minute into this one, eh?
Rebellion are doing the same thing.
Not forcing opportunities, just allowing them to unfold in front of themselves.
But on the end of the mates, it is definitely a forced situation.
And he makes the musty underneath, got past.
I thought maybe Nas is gonna generate something out of it.
Nas has had a couple of really good pushes.
Couple of really good blocks.
Kofur, somehow not dropping a little dangerously, LJ off the bar.
First kill is around, but he can't go.
Come back quickly, LJ will buy first kill of time to get that corner boost.
Get the clear down field, Kofur.
It's unfortunate that when they're going for boost, Nas just happened to be there.
That is true, LJ is like never in the Fennec actualist, he's like the most loyal to Oskie, I think you can beat him off in the Fennec at one point.
Wait, I think he's about to come back to 0-1, then I'll make, hold on.
Wait for the reaction.
Hold on.
It's not the same box, it's the same box.
Octane and Franco the same.
LJ
Downfield and not taking still even longer to get their first goal in game number two is first killer
Oh, I put it she was wrong damn it
I thought I'd like like four opportunities for really let me get countered. Yeah
last night
if you actually want to do the thing today after you're
going for their great switching to yes so
i'm gonna be on after this i'm gonna be on rainbow for like
hour hour 15 and that i'm down the train
you want to text me yes if you want to do you want to
yeah yeah i'll do it bro yes i'm just texting because bro we got to be those
facts
i just need to know how to get up in the air like elegant the area one is the
No one I want to really focus on. Air dribble? I don't think we should bother with air dribble. I just kind of do the air dribble.
Unless you can do air dribble, then you can. Exactly, exactly.
Yeah, I agree with you. The only reason why I did it that way is because you were doing the same.
Like if you do it and you get stuck, then I'm going to focus on that thing.
But you were literally doing everything perfectly because it wasn't you, and it was not you.
No, no, no, you're good
Also chat because a lot of people thought I was actually said about that I was not
Dinksy message me that same night. I apologize like he wasn't trying he wasn't trying to like
Yeah, dude, um
Okay, so
To put you in my shoes
I was like, yeah, I want to like troll squishy because what our plan was was to troll you
with the air dribbling, like, oh, I know how to air dribble.
And then we were going to 1v1 viewers and I was going to start peeking.
That's what my title was.
Yeah, that makes sense.
That's what you're planning to do.
But then when you showed me that you did four training packs, musty's literally sitting
on my couch like one foot next to me and I looked at him and I'm like, uh.
You wanted to train or something?
Yes, I wanted to do like the air dribble thing.
Yes, that's what it was.
My bad dude.
No, no, no, I was just...
Or do it today, the one that...
The main one that I wanted to do was the aerial one.
Basically what I want to do is like, every time you get...
If I recognize that you're getting stuck or you need to learn something new,
then I'm going to make a pack for you and we'll try to add it to your things.
I
Wait, I'll be back in two minutes.
Two minutes.
What is that?
I'm coming to you this class.
We're out over the past few months.
You've shared a lot of feedback about progression,
heroes, rewards, and overall balance.
Some of these changes take time to fully come to life,
but we've been listening to working on making class right out
even better for all of our players.
With the next update, we're rolling out a series of
meaningful changes.
We've been working on for 2026, some have been in development for a while,
others are a direct responsibility to us.
On February 23, the next update kicks off some of these changes alongside brand new exciting features.
You'll get the full break out of the patch once the update goes live.
Let's see this.
No more random heroes choose which hero to unlock.
Unlock with the hero unlock change.
You'll get 200 hero frags choose next hero.
five-star magic lucky chest improvements from four to three special slots one evo one hero one wild
oh they that's what that's what we said it is new evos heroes and cards no more duplicates until
you have 60 max level cards wait that's good no more duplicates until you have 60 max level cards
That is good. Wow.
Okay, but I kind of want them to just stop making heroes altogether.
No duplicate cards at max level. The crystal system has felt punishing for many players, especially when receiving duplicate level 16 cards.
As a first step to improve this, we're adding stronger safeguards to reduce duplicates until more of your collection is maxed.
Starting February 23, if you have fewer than 60 max level cards, you will not receive duplicates of max level cards.
If you have more than 60 max level cards, the drop weight of max level cards will reduce by 90%.
If you have more than 60 max level cards, the drop weight of max level cards will reduce by 90%.
Heroes unlock earlier in Arena 5.
We've seen that unlocking heroes can feel too far away early on, especially for new players.
the hero unlock slot will not be available at arena 5 bringing this feature closer to start of your
training will continue evaluating way one evo slot one hero slot and then the last can include either
a hero or evo i like that change that just makes the game way less gimmicky they should have been
did that. This change would apply to trophy road, rank and challenges. Rooting
randomness from hero unlocks, unlock a free hero. New evolutions. Hey! Oh my god, they fucking
lit it and fuck! Wow, this is the one I was looking forward to. A new evolution is arriving
in April. There will be no evolution in May. Starting in June, we will rotate between heroes,
evolution to new cars. Thank God, dude. Yeah, just stop doing
evolutions, guys. Stop fucking stop. Nobody wants the shit, I
promise. Wow, they're actually like kind of listening. Our
roadmap going forward. This isn't everything we plan for the
year. Stay tuned. So thank you for being a part of the
We're building the next chapter together.
It's a good start.
It's a good start.
I think this is the first time where like class has actually been this receptive to shit, probably in 10 years.
So, let's go through it.
The reduction from four slots to three slots. That was something that everyone said to do.
they actually listened. Removing the randomness from hero unlocks. That was something everyone
to do. Unlock a free hero. That's cool. And they're bringing back evolutions. I thought
we were never going to see evolutions again. I mean, it's been four months of yeah, I thought
we were never going to see evolutions again. Really good, man. Really good, really good.
Really good, really good, really good, really good.
I'm proud of them, dude. I'm proud of them. All right, Spurcington, I'm back, baby. I'm back, dude.
it. Welcome back, welcome back. I was just saying before you left that like I don't know
the biggest mechanical improvement you made was the day after we added that like jump
flip into your arsenal and like I want to keep doing that. Just keep adding new things
like that. Little things at a time whenever you like you get kind of stuck or it feels
like it's hard to like progress that I want to add something like that also more fun like
it's fun whenever you add some names to your arsenal like that it doesn't feel like you're stuck on
the floor anymore you can kind of do a little bit more I actually really believe we can get
So you think I could hit champ before 20-27?
Dude, you're almost diamond.
Like, think about that.
Plat's gonna take a minute.
Plat's gonna take a minute.
But you're, dude, you're gold 3 in 1s, right?
Yeah, I wanna get champ in 1s though, bro.
You're going champ in 1s?
Champ in 1s is like low grand champ in 2s.
So gold 3 in 1s, you're like almost flat 3 probably.
Level you can get around there
One's is hard
Like legitimately I think I think champ is doable switch. Why is it different because like
Like, um, ELO thresholds different.
So SSL in 1s is 1375, SSL in everything else is 1875.
ELO.
For some reason, that skews the way the ranks work lower, I don't know why.
So like, not sure.
If somebody's Plat 1 in 1s, what rank should they be in 2s?
They should be about Diamond level in 2s.
Are you fucking serious?
Like diamond one probably yeah around there. So it's an entire rank not a division
It's a fucking whole right full rank. Yeah, like there's SSL's lowest cells that are like GC1 and in ones
So when you're if you want to get champion ones, that's like GC1 and twos
use.
Bring this one out now.
20 seconds left to go.
It's starting to feel a little impossible, not entirely, but if not, it's able to use
the game.
3 is the easiest to rank up in.
You can probably get realistically right now you can probably sneak Diamond and 3.
Bro, I got Platte the other day.
Yeah, still.
I was going off some games, but some games I was just getting carried.
Literally.
It drops in perfectly for now.
Yeah, but that's not, you're basically a pretty good, it all checks out.
out you're basically about Batman and you can get that champ is 100% doable I have a lot of
faith in that but you're still learning to jump higher which is what we're gonna tell you today
he's uh somewhat new he's a one-to-one like really good one-to-one player they came out like
like probably one two years ago, number one and two be two right now right?
Number one and two be two? I think number one and one is well made, dude.
Good god, holding all of that Archie and holding all of the point two.
But he plays like probably more than most pro's, like yes,
some of the most games played out of anybody right now in the last like season.
Yeah, this team has a crazy backing as well, I know you haven't really heard of the org.
Thanks, but it's another French back to work and they have a lot of fans, bro.
Those points were we're at the end, but hey, no one's gonna know that when we look back at the store card
You know for our box for watchers out there, you know, if you're out there trying to say that you know NASA's incredible
There you go. He got more troops. Yeah
Thank you
That'll be around worlds too, isn't worlds in November?
Worlds is in September.
Bro, that's my birthday month.
Do you know when it is in September?
Fifteen through twenty around there, like...
Bro, that is a week before my birthday.
Five game series against 10-mines...
You can for sure get that.
Are you gonna be 25 then?
I didn't see a single...
God, when you say it like that, oh my...
Bro, I'm 25, chill, chill, I'm 25, chill.
You gonna be 25 in September?
Chad, I'm okay.
I turned 26 in November.
So we'll be same age for like a month or two.
Get out of Plat first, dude.
Yeah, Xavier, I understand, buddy.
I got a grind to get out of Plat.
It's not gonna be an overnight thing.
Chad, I already reacted to Clash Tweet.
That is awesome.
Like, I'm not gonna lie, that's awesome.
What happened?
They're just changing a bunch of things with the game.
They're fixing a bunch of mistakes that they made.
They're listening, finally?
Actually, like I've never thought I'd see the day where they actually listen to the community
But they actually are I mean didn't you like tweet that thing?
I got like hundreds of thousands of lives and people like yes the whole community was just like yeah
This is insane. So yeah, they should be paying attention to that. Yeah, and it's just cool to see a game actually listen for once
Consistently put it out there against a team like Shopify rebellion the one
As you predicted buddy, Squishy you're locked. Dude, I'm locked in stadium. This stadium is like a castle or something.
I'm locked in stadium.
That's the coliseum. You took the coliseum.
Yeah, this stadium is nice.
Rebellion.
You're in front of watching their drinks?
Yes, bro. Bro, I'm excited to see what the stage is like.
Yo, Squishy, is this a crazy idea, but what if they based worlds off of an arena?
In the game like what that would be cool. What if they built like recreated a
Rocket League arena. Oh, I see you saying yeah, happy both in the crowd like
That's a cool idea
But bro, it's epic games like I know epic games is billionaires they have infinite money
Yes, it's epic games my child forget that epic games is billionaires
in their individual rights and what made them so strong was that like would they lose money
on the event maybe sure what did he say literally a million viewers yes yes in grandfathers they'd
have a million viewers dude if they if they recreated it it is just it is mind-boggling
the way that the mates have been distancing oh you missed that peanut there's your archie
That crowd's different grade. She's gonna see bro. It's so nice. I told you bro Saturday. I'm not gonna miss the game
I'm sure even even see just part like that. Like what's crowded probably wave
Bro Saturday and Sunday, I'm gonna go live at 11 a.m. I will not miss a single man
All best of seven them pretty sure
And it's only good teams like only top eight teams in the world remaining
Wait so squishy is
Saturday top eight and then it gets cut to top four on Sunday. I think it's cut to top
Six I think two teams two teams get eliminated on Saturday
So some of the four networks usually you'd be right though usually be top four only
face to continuously transition out and get these shots over and over and over again.
Another one defended. Put you going for the pitch.
Nice, LJ. Nice, really good. I love lining it. Bro, I feel like lining it is the best way to score.
It's super safe.
He's not having any trouble at all.
Bro, in my rank, whenever I need a goal, I try to dribble along the wall.
Yeah, but it's super safe too because even if they challenge you like it usually is fine.
Yeah, it's not perfect, but it also gets his boost all the time.
Dude, you gotta fake challenge a little bit more too. It's like really fucking broken.
It's such a big thing to do.
In fake challenge, you don't jump, right? You just drive.
You just drive. You're just showing presence. Like they have been soccer football and like you
drop your shadow. Somebody has the same idea.
Yeah, it's gotta find the happy medium of like, fake challenging but not making it to where I get checked.
Yes. Exactly, exactly. That's exactly it. It's like covering the worst case and the best case.
Probably like the end between the middle ground.
But everyone in low-rank will just throw it away and you can get the ball for free.
Bro, Jammamates are good man, cause SR's pretty good too, right?
Yeah, yeah. SR, like I said, they're probably top 2, top 3. It depends on where you rank these P.U.
I mean, they won over that KC we watched. They won over the KC and Brutatis. That's a good ass team.
Can you just like... I don't know, they're so structured. They're just structured and consistent.
I still find that that's up and seem more fun to watch like they're the most like
Agro and just like I'm gonna be better than you everything I do in the game
It is beautiful to watch like this
But I feel like the topic seems to be just so entertaining
can't get the stuff hard passed out
oh
gentlemen almost killed him on the counter and we're like a mother
you could feel rebellion's heart start to sink into their stomach in that moment too you can't
not let that happen all angles need to be defended the back pass go for over and over
have a question have you like one be one like a professional kdm player on the floor and see
yes i've actually beat one here this challenge for you
Bolo the clubhouse click that yes you beat him in the entire game and went around
entire game seven to five oh my oh my god so I would say C.B. Bolo in my entire
siege career that was my prime like that was my absolute pinnacle peak yeah you
You were on controller and he was on regular KBS.
He was on Master Keyboard and I beat him, seven to five, yes.
Are you just a tactical mastermind?
Like how do you beat that?
Yeah, I just have so many hours at once.
I'll show you the game right now if you're watching my stream.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
This was like- You're not kidding, you're not kidding.
No, it was a really big deal to have.
Why is everyone typing cat?
No, no, no, you'll see.
This is it.
I'll skip to the very end.
Bro, does that hit that crazy feather,
the craziest look I've ever seen?
Yeah, so I'll show you, this was like my prime and siege.
You can see right here, seven to six,
look at how mocked I am.
Because I'm fucking useless,
that's why he's destroying me.
So a lot of people said,
The last round.
Yeah, this is the last round.
A lot of people said like, I wouldn't have won this
if it wasn't for shotguns, and I agree.
But I would say for me,
this is like my proudest moment in R6 ever.
I don't care.
Because shotguns are probably the only thing in the game
where controller actually has an advantage.
It's really hard to explain, but.
I'm not gonna.
But I did still have to win a couple of attacking rounds.
But I'm gonna shut it up and just let you watch.
This was like my prime in Siege.
This was my prime.
This guy, Bolo, is not even a pro.
He's a world champion pro, Scorsese.
So he's like you.
So you have aura, basically.
At this point in time, he was still the problem.
Now he's got time.
I don't have aura anymore, but this was my problem.
So he was using an operator called Deimos where he could basically track me through the floors and like shoot me.
Oh, was that the fucking helix outfit thing? That had to happen to me actually.
That's lying. That's lying. Deimos has aura. Deimos has aura.
So, I basically prepped a smoke on the door, because I knew he would rush the door.
And you can hear his player coughing right here.
Let me rewind.
You hear his player coughing like right here.
Did you hear that?
He goes, oh, oh, oh, oh.
Could you hear that?
Bro, what?
That's crazy.
Yeah, when he caught, I knew that he was eating the smoke, which means he's running through the smoke to try to catch me off guard.
But like, the best thing I do in this game is like my hearing and shit.
So I knew he was eating the smoke, and I one shot him from there, and that was the pinnacle of my seed career.
Holy shit, that's a good one.
Let's go!
Damn.
Oh my god!
Wait.
Yes, I actually beat both of them.
What was his reaction to this?
I don't know. I think depression.
Did you get clouded for this or not? Were you actually respected for the player at this time?
No. I'm just really good at, well I was really good at Oregon 1v1.
Like, to be fair though, a 1v1 doesn't mean anything.
Like, if I would have, like if I was to get subbed into like TSM and take a bottle spot, I would go deep negative every game.
but a 1v1 I could win. Chad thought AI. What do you mean AI? But no, that was my siege pinnacle, Dave.
That is pretty fucking sick. And he was pro at the time?
Yes, he was pro at the time. I've only seen a few clips of, I've only seen like three clips of pro
siege. One was stopping, one was Bolo, and one was like, I think, spoi. I think there's only
three clips I've seen.
Chad, what is a good clip I could show Squishy? I'm about to get on siege, but Chad, what is a good clip
If I could show Squishy real quick, I mean, bro, if you saw Staufflin's 1v5, I don't think it gets any better than that.
Yeah, if I could show Squishy.
Who is like the best aim, like the best individual in the game?
It's such a toss up dude. I mean, nowadays probably just the Brazilians back in the day probably Shaco.
Some people would say spoi. Some people would say spoi. Um, oh, let me show you the stop and clubhouse shot. Hi, guys, go to tiktok and put up stop and clubhouse shot, Brazil is better than the Bola one.
Is it better than the Bola flick? They're different. It's so different. So I'll try to explain why stop is what it's so impressive.
Yeah, I kind of do what it shows questions. So shit, let me screen share so you don't have to be
delayed. Yeah, I'm gonna do this before I get on seed real quick. Just to get me high. All right,
let's go on the stop and clubhouse one tap chat. All right. What about doing seeds? What
challenge? What's each? What challenge? Yeah, I'm about to just one be one random people for my
time and try to guess the right it'll be fun itself okay now this is widely
regarded as like one of the best shots in the history of siege do you know who
Zim is by the way no no Zim was like a r6 fucking villain he was really good at
one-by-one and this is stopping verse
one on one gunfight this isn't really the shot wait I'll try to look it up
hold up like highlights it's just the whole one V1 stopping versus one time
yeah this was fucking disgusting actually dad bro all right can you see this
yeah yeah in here all right yeah I'll let you watch the clip first and then I'll
I'm not trying to explain it after.
Controller, you fucking bitch.
Of course I know where you're at.
Of course I know where you're at.
What?
Wait.
So first off.
Hold on, was that guy holding a pixel angle
and this, and Simon just pre-fired?
But like,
that's what he's at, bro.
Okay.
First off, look at the pixel he's holding.
Yeah, I'm at.
So he's holding it.
He's holding like a micro pixel
in between two metal bars.
But Stompin's map knowledge is so good
that he pre-fired him off the pixel, which is fine.
Like the map knowledge is already good enough,
but hitting this shot first bullet on an SMG12 is insane.
Like I can't even explain how I'm saying this.
Oh!
But yeah, um.
Wait, what was the POV of the shot?
I didn't see the shot.
This is the shot.
That's the shot.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
Wait, is he cheating?
Wait, what?
Oh
Wait, how did he know though?
It's just my knowledge does he does he prefer that every time like that. I mean most times it depends chat
What else could I show him? He's all the one be fine. He saw the bottle shot
What else could I show?
Wait so that pre-fire is it just something he does because it's a common angle or it's a very common angle
But it's so hard to get that shot
I didn't even understand the angle the guy was holding. There's a pixel there or some shit, but it's honestly like bad
Do you even go for that brief? I heard but he's just so good. Oh
Officer even June 1v3 from the other day. I got goosebumps from this clip June is like the best player in Europe right now
Listen, this was literally from SI grand finals. Let me see
Oh, it's a 3v1.
So, if FaZe wins this, they win the grand finals.
They win the grand finals.
You'll get to city 13 FaZe won't have a way from being the greatest to ever touch the
game.
Shit on, shit on.
1v1 Moon is going to clutch it.
Willy, the famous team is opening, people go into the game now.
With a gun like that, yeah.
And Squishy, guess what?
Listen to the crowd.
What's going on with the guys like that?
And Squishy, guess what?
Listen to the crowd.
Guess what?
Like two rounds later, he did this again.
Again.
That makes it so much better, right?
Yeah.
Okay.
This is literally, dude, I watched this live.
This was two rounds later, two win, map, three.
Now obviously they ended up losing because Faze is just so good.
Unless you can do it again 1v3. Okay, let me
Unless you can do it again
Like the thing about siege is when you're in a 1v3
You have to be aggressive to even out the numbers because if you get triple swung you'll die every time it doesn't matter how good you are
So you have to isolate gunfights, but the thing is phase is pro. So like they're gonna anticipate this
So Jume has to like turn into a magician
You get a 1v3 to save him. Can you do a 1v3 to propel them into a battle?
Oh man.
Did you heal the crowd?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I exist.
It's not that.
This guy is crazy.
This guy is crazy.
This guy is crazy.
This guy is crazy.
This guy is crazy.
This guy is crazy.
This guy is crazy.
This guy is the best player in Europe right now, dude.
I mean, a photo field beyond both of those shots probably had no chance.
Like, there's just ends to that.
And dude, in LAN, it's so hard to explain.
Like in land, so in siege, those peakers advantage.
It's like the oldest thing in siege.
Whoever swings has an advantage.
That's why there's a saying like, swing or be swung.
Whoever swings has an advantage, period.
But on land, everybody's on one ping.
So if you swing, if you swing squishy
and we're in a wubby one,
you're gonna see me before I see you.
But on land, if you swing,
we're gonna see each other at the exact same time.
Yeah, peakers advantage in like every shooter
is a problem, I think.
Yes, so Lane does it benefit the whole thing?
Is it just better off the whole thing?
Yes, Lane it would benefit the whole thing.
So it's just even more.
That's Joom's mom, by the way.
She was like crying.
This was one of the best moments in siege, bro.
I wish they won the series.
But it's just literally his mom like crying.
This guy cannot be moved, yeah.
Now there is rumors that this guy might team up with G2.
Might team up with G2 and join Sombra.
I see it on Twitter.
I said if this happens, they're gonna win every event, bro.
Because I'm gonna be honest,
Stompin's current team is assed.
Like assed.
Like they are not good.
This is gonna get off.
That'd be sick for Stompin.
Yeah, he's gonna say it right now.
I feel like these events so much better.
It's probably the best.
I know.
Imagine that clip online with no crowd, nothing.
Like it wouldn't be as cool.
It would still be sick, but it wouldn't be as cool.
But I'm gonna switchy.
I'm gonna get on siege.
Do you wanna do training in like an hour or not?
Yes, exactly.
Text me, text me, text me, text me, I'll be there.
Squishy, love you bro, see you soon, man.
Love you, brother, bye.
Alright chat, well if you want me to, you know,
guess your bank, let's get it, let's go,
type the gamer tag in the chat,
be prepared to join the party,
after this we're gonna be traded with Squishy,
trying to get platinum watered in once a day.
Let's do it, chat, type a game tag in the chat,
let's get it, man.
Guys, Siege is back, dude.
I'm so fucking happy.
Bro, the year 11 roadmap for Siege
is like the greatest fucking shit I've ever seen on ass dude.
I'm so excited for year 11.
Guys, I've been playing Siege 10 years.
I have never in my life seen a better year of updates.
Like, I'm actually proud of them, dude.
They're actually locking in for the first time, like, ever.
All right, chat, be out of the beat, be out of the beat.
Be out of the beat.
Chad!
Chad!
What is up, Buttercup?
Hey, Chad!
Chad, what's up, Buttercups?
How y'all boys doing tonight, dude?
Won't be won me!
And I'll guess your rank is back in the building, y'all.
Won't be won me!
And I'll guess your rank is back in the building, y'all.
What is up, Buttercups?
How did you enjoy your vape rake?
Bother.
Bother.
Tabbygames talking to chat.
Now remember, chat.
Since this is 1v1 me and I'll get off your rank, do not say your rank in the chat obviously
no shit.
Y'all already know.
Raffer 110. Brother, you're the first guy in here. So, here are the rules. I'll explain
what he said at party. I'll explain what he said at party tap.
And it was not your fault but mine. And it was your art of delight. I really fucked
did up this time, didn't I my dear?
Check class routes, what other guys I already seen it.
I'm very excited about it.
I'm very proud of them.
I'm very proud of them.
Very proud.
Chad, say goodbye to gifted.
Very proud.
All right.
Now Chad, I'm gonna explain the rules.
Do you know, I'm gonna explain the rules.
Black Raps or congratulations?
good luck now chat high-bives or no okay don't put money on it I'm gonna reach out
of us all right Raptor what's good good what's good so are you aware of how this
works my boy yep 100% so Raptor I'm gonna try to guess your rank also just
playing you better the ones you want now at the end of every round I am allowed
to ask you one question and then by the end of the game I'm going to guess your
peak rank not your current rank because some people could be copper currently
but then there are plot last season you know the deal somebody try to guess your
peak rank do you understand black rafter yep for sure now chat the rule is I
can't ask him like obviously question like what level are you because then it
just gives it away. But I can ask him like little hints and tinkles. Like what's your
favorite operator? Do you solo queue blah blah blah. All right. Lock it in. So Raptor,
first question I'm going to ask you, dude. Um, I was going to ask how long you've been
playing siege, but don't answer that. Don't answer that. Okay. Oh, other thing. Good. Good.
Reminder how about raptor make sure your charms and banners are removed from your operator
Do you know how to do that? If not, I can explain it to you. Yeah, I got all those turned off
You're positive you're absolutely
Okay
I invited you buddy
So I see you're a decent alliance fan of you
Who do you think is better?
Be John Robinson or Jameer Gibbs? Be unbiased.
Um, this year Jameer gets 100% easily.
I'm a say Jameer Gibbs dude. I'm gonna agree with you.
I'm gonna say Gibbs. It's a toss up though.
Alright, Raptor. So, okay, first question for you Raptor.
Yeah.
Remember, I'm allowed to ask one question every round. Okay.
Yeah, what is your favorite gun in rainbow six each?
I'm gonna go with
bucks, bucks, like, um, the C.A.
That's what I've done. Yeah.
I'm such a chug chug C.A.
Okay. All right.
Dude, box C.A.
Okay. Interesting. Very interesting.
Not a common one. I feel like most people would say like AK-12, R4-C, SMG-11, SMG-12, but you went with the CA, okay.
Chat, the fact that the CA is his favorite gun makes me think he's not like Champ or Diamond.
Alright bro, well let's see how you play. Let's see how you play dude.
I think you're drawn to locating a bomb.
In Raptor, I'm gonna be honest, bro.
Your gamertag does have numbers in it, so I think the odds of you being champion goes
down by about 28%.
Your mission is to locate and use a bomb.
But you could be champed!
Like if you told me wrong.
I don't want to know.
Which side do you want to go? You don't have to answer if you don't want to.
I don't want to answer.
I already know, brother.
Raptor, Raptor, Raptor. How do you know which side you are?
Thank you for the drone.
That was Orr! I'll give you that, that was Orr!
I knew it!
So, you're doing a couple of things that I think lower ranks do.
First thing you're doing is you don't have a rotation hold on the ejective.
So because you're not going to have a rotation hold on the ejective, I'm going to be able
to plant the diffuser easy peasy and then I'm going to squeeze it, and then what I'm
going to do is I'm going to break this pair of eggs, then what I'm going to do is I'm
I'm going to head to the tundra battle and take a one-time gunfight, and if you try to
choose, I'm going to rip your head off and show it.
So right now, your best option is to warp with the raptor.
First rule of rainbow six-seeds, raptor.
Always leave yourself a rotation in the objective, mavaline.
Always.
I don't have enough mathematical time to run up the staircase and confuse.
So let me know you're not a high rank.
Yeah, I don't say don't say don't say
Here's my next question
Chat I I'm not even kidding
But the thing is you did buy the lesion bundle
So I know you have some experience on the game because if somebody was copper or bronze or silver
They probably would have the default lesion bundle chat right around that's a gap
I think and don't say
but I'm leaning towards gold or black but don't say don't say okay now here's my
next question for you Raptor what is your favorite map in the game
secure the bombs you know like I'm gonna go underrated underrated tech
I actually like the left dude. That's the most ball now. I've ever heard in my life
Vittles my favorite underrated map
My other map is obviously like working. But that's like everybody knows by my favorite underrated map of the game
Yeah
Yeah, I got a lock in here
All signs are pointing to like I
Don't think he's good enough to be flat off that round. It's so hard to tell but we got a whole game
I'm not gonna make the same mistake you made, but I'm gonna make a whole bunch in here.
But now you know that I know, now you know that I'm in the objective because of that.
But now I know that you know that I know that, so now I might roll.
I just need to get on a truck.
Am I right or wrong?
You're right.
Jack, somebody put buttermilk ranch on my tailings.
Twitch!
So if you're going to Twitch, that means you're pretty confident about your re-booking goal.
Hmm.
I mean...
Okay.
Okay
Let me lock in here that was actually pretty good shot
Sorry good ramen
Oh, and you bro
Oh, oh my, flip that.
Okay, this motherfucker might be diamond.
What just happened?
What just- what?
What?
Bro, I thought he was- I thought he was like- I thought he was like gold after the first
After the first round.
Um, okay.
Here's my next question.
How many days a week do you play Siege?
Hmm.
I'm gonna say like five days a week, but only like max two hours a day.
like around that like after I'm gonna be honest after that round I I I'm absolutely
a hornsbogger right now I'm absolutely what does that even mean that means I'm
flabbergasted okay chat I thought this guy was gonna be like silver or gold
anymore my god don't say anything don't say nothing okay this is it now I'm
interested this is very interesting rooms come on her inside still on spawn
You're so small.
Damn, it's okay.
So small.
Can you get out of spawn, please?
Why, are you gonna run out?
You gonna run out?
I would strongly advise against running out on me.
I have the awareness of a motherfucking cheetah.
Cheetah?
Do cheetahs have good awareness, Jen?
Or is that a horrible reference?
like with your new haircut kind of like I mean it's kind of got don't really look
like I cheated on him just saying
what's next to get a punch me in the throat I mean come on I'm sorry now it's
good all righty focus you just quit keeping me off the phone
You went kitchen huh? Interesting. Much interesting that I'm having a cold.
I'm trying to win the 1v1, of course, but I'm also really trying to guess who's going
I guess it's right, and God, there's much information as I can.
This guy's a high rank.
I don't know what it is, but it's somewhere between Emerald and
even dare I say champion.
It's somewhere in those three, Jacks, I don't know.
This guy, no goodies do it.
I knew the explosion of the C-4 would cut off the noise of the gun, but I didn't realize
So we couldn't tell if I was confused or not.
I knew when he exploded the C4.
Raptor, you got your wits about you kid. You got your wits about you. You know what you're doing.
I like you, but I was gonna get you. You know what you're doing, my boy.
So Raptor, I'm gonna keep it at an absolute buck with you.
That C4 was really good. That was right where I was planting, but what you should have did was you should have after you blew the C4 you should have put it hidden back here.
Because if I plant, let me plant, but you shouldn't take the risk because if I plant, you don't lose the round.
But if you run at me and take the gamble that I am planting, that means two things. You didn't trust the explosion of your C4A and B, you lose the round if I'm not planting.
Remember, never take unnecessary risks, dude.
True.
Protect the bombs.
That makes sense, that makes sense.
You got your wits about you.
Cause like, let's say in the worst case scenario, I plant.
You could still win the round.
I think some players treat plant planting as like a steward item.
But sometimes you can like your phone to plant it.
Sure.
Alright, for my next question, when you play Siege, do you normally solo queue, 5 stack,
what do you do?
I usually solo queue, but sometimes I do a queue, basically solo queue.
But you never stack, never stack.
No, no.
Okay.
really important to make sure that I really wanted to make sure
that's both jobs, god you're gonna have to make a really good decision now
are you edging right now?
for me or for you?
no no no, not for you, god, not for you.
i was about to say.
how old are you, like, sixteen?
Yeah, around that. Around my beach.
Get a free fire by me. Now I know that.
That was a fun round.
Yo, what?
15 seconds 10 seconds to go
So, I gained a lot of information out of you there.
Information piece number one, you did not do a good job of protecting your drones.
In 1v1s, the most absolute number one most important thing you can possibly view is protect
your drones.
Because if both of your drones are gone, you're in trouble.
Next thing I'm going to say, you look a little bit nervous.
Okay?
Third thing I'm going to say, when I was on that refrigerator pixel peak, you said what?
Which means you're not champion or diamond because every champion slash diamond knows
about that refrigerator pixel peak.
I have a good guess, but I'm not going to guess until the game is over, but I have a
good idea.
Chad Vicki's Emerald.
I think he's Emerald.
But then again though, his quick peek was so fantabulous, I want to say low diamond.
Like I think this guy is like a perfect example of a player with a really good aim, but not
that much of an understanding of like game sense.
You know what I'm saying?
Really good aim though.
Like if you told me like, I'm thinking Emerald chat, I'm thinking of Emerald.
I'm not going to guess until it's over, but I just picked up a lot of games.
Alright man, my last, well it's meant to be running around, but my next question for you.
What made you get into Siege?
Were you a COD player before? Were you a Valorant player? What made you get into Siege?
Oh, did your friend tell you to play it's kind of to share my friend my friend gonna show me it
Have you played any FPS is before ooh, that's the second question
Have you played cop?
Yeah, have you played a lot of cop?
No, not that much
Because bro, you have good aim.
It's pretty weird.
Your aim is definitely there.
That's why I was asking.
Your aim is fucking there.
I look you should have killed you with the twitch.
In kitchen.
Should kill you there.
Naughty, naughty boy.
I have a good idea of what I think your rank is, but I'm gonna wait till the end of the game to guess.
You have located a bomb.
But
shit up
oops
the user has been destroyed
it's failed
what makes me
are you fucking kidding me
Alright bro, I don't know what rank you are.
I mean my god, I'm about to just take care of a judge game!
Fuuuuck!
I mean, oh my god!
Butter, he was wanting me!
You got talent kid.
You got potential kid.
I'm not in a good life.
Oh my god, why are you actually insane?
Holy shit!
Why are you just absolutely locked?
Fuck!
Yeah, he's locked, I don't know what to say.
He's locked!
I don't know what to say.
His aim is insane.
One HP, if I would've breathed on your ankle,
you would've died, my god.
The bomb
You're good buddy buddy, you know what you're doing your aim is good
Get it up. I was just using for Sam, but I didn't realize you already shot it
He was using the C4 for sound. Yeah. Alright, this guy's a high-rider.
Yo, hey, hey, hey!
Oh, and everything else! No, he's a high-rider!
I'm not gonna lie to you, this is the hardest guessing rank I've ever did, bro.
Alright, congratulations to you.
uh, the fuck?
uh, fjord has located a bomb, you know what to do.
This is what I call the rat trap.
I'm not sure if it's a good idea to use the
defuser near a box to destroy it.
If you're located, disable it.
If you're located, disable it.
If you're located, disable it.
If you're located, disable it.
You know what you said again? You said it when I bowed. Bro, if you make me bow, I'm cooked. I'm actually cooked.
Say I lost my little friend!
Forza Italia!
Okay, Black Raptor 110. I'm gonna keep it an absolute buck with you.
You don't, I don't know, it's so hard to say.
It's so hard to say.
It's gonna be nice when there's that new
fucking legend rank in Siege, but um.
Okay.
I don't think, I don't think you're champion.
I don't think your decision making is champion.
Your aim is like diamond.
Your decision making is like emerald.
So I'm thinking you're either diamond or emerald,
But it's about your peak rank, the highest rank you've ever hit.
You set only solo to duo-cued.
It's pretty hard to fucking solo to diamond.
Last question.
How good is your friend?
Is he good or terrible that you duo-ed him?
He's a solid player.
Is he better than you?
No.
OK.
It's off of peak rank?
God almighty, I don't know.
Travis, he's made it so.
OK.
I'm going with Emerald, Pete Rank.
Tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me.
I'm Emerald 1, that's my Pete right now.
Oh, dude, I'm so good at this.
Bro, because I literally explained you perfect.
I said, you don't have the decision-making of champ.
I said, you have the aim of a diamond,
you have the decision-making of an Emerald,
and I was tossed between diamond and Emerald.
That was so close.
Jack, Emerald 1 is the highest division in diamond.
Brother, that was my best guess ever.
Chat, I actually did that perfect.
Oh my god.
Wow.
Wow, that was cinema.
I was dead on.
Yo, bro, I'm going to add you, dude,
because you have potential to be jammed, my boy.
You have potential.
Yep, there it is.
Bro, you're literally at World One right now.
You're almost diamond right now.
That is insane.
I was right on it.
Wow.
All right, Brian, have a beautiful fans out on this day.
All right, you too.
Love you.
Chad W. Raptor, bro, I was like, I'm so good at this.
I'm so good at this.
Chad, I literally said he does not have the decision making of a champ.
He has the aim of a diamond and he has a decision making of Emerald.
And I said, I'm torn between Emerald and Diamond.
And if I said Diamond, I was going to say low diamond, but I said Emerald.
My God.
That was an absolute snipe.
Bro, Emerald's the hardest rank to guess because it's the newest rank in the game.
Bro, when there's that legend division, oh my god, it's gonna be so much easier.
Because like, Jack, the gap between a top champion and a bottom of the barrel champion is huge.
Like, not gigantic, but it's big.
Alright, Jack, I'm gonna go Tinkle before I get the next guy in here.
Wow, that was cinema! That was cinema!
Jack, spam up your gamer tags in the Twitch chat if you wanna get selected.
(*whisper*)
Wow!
Cinema!
Cinema First Game!
Check!
Like!
Cinema! Cinema! Oh my God!
I mean cinema, cinema, cinema, cinema, cinema, cinema, cinema, cinema, dude it's crazy because
like if he plays for one more week he'll be diamond like he's emerald one he's
the highest division in emerald if he plays for one more week and doesn't
tilt he'll finish the season diamond that's how close the window of error
was for me to lock in there god that was tough he didn't have champion a but he
had diamond a force like for sure his name was cleanest but his decision
make it as what's boys why isn't it all right chat next guy let's get it let's
get it next guy pluty I'm Xbox pluty one for one I guess it's well I was
said that was cinema that was cinema all right pluty I'm inviting you pluty I'm
I'm a vet again.
Pluty, I'm a vet again.
God, that was so narrow.
I could have messed that up so easily.
I almost said diamond and bro, the thing is,
if I said diamond,
it would not even be that crazy of a guess.
Cause literally, if he keeps playing every day,
he'll be diamond in a week.
That was cinema.
That was absolute fucking cinema, guys.
Wow, cinema.
Blue, the eye, manager.
Blue, the eye, manager.
Blue, the eye, manager.
God, that was fucking cinema.
That was cinema, dude.
I'm probably gonna do three or four or one of you once.
I don't know yet, I don't know yet.
I'm probably going to do three or four.
Alright he's not joining, Jack.
Spot opens up.
Spot opens up.
Spot opens up.
Thick Panda 99.
Alright Panda.
Panda I got you.
Thick Panda 99.
next competitor. Next competitor. Alicia, I already know your rank, dude. Alicia, I already
know your champ, dude. Yo, Panda, what's up?
Panda. Panda, what is good?
I'm having a great day. How about you? I'm having a fantastic day. Panda, is that a Scottish
accent there?
Uh, no.
I'm Jewish.
Oh, okay.
Panda, wait. Wait, Panda, are you, where are you from? U.S.?
Yes, sir.
Okay, are you ready to play?
Holy fuck, I'm getting spammed.
Tell me, um, tell me a little bit about yourself as a player, dude.
Well, no, don't. Don't, don't. Don't do that.
Panda, don't do that. Don't do that, okay?
Okay, I won't do that so
How'd you think of the gamertag thick band at 99?
um
Well, this like wait this might be a problem. I play on PC is that okay?
Okay.
Fuck!
Get out of here, bud.
Jack, next.
No, you gotta be ex-boss.
I'm not getting swipe gone right now.
I'm good.
I'm good.
I'm not getting swipe gone.
Who else?
Who else?
Chappity, who else?
Brody?
Oh.
Brody, I got you.
I got you.
I got you.
I got you.
I got you.
I got you.
I got you.
I got you.
I got you.
I got you.
I got you.
I got you.
I got you.
Brody, I got you.
Charlie, I'm gonna have to add you all to Snap. Relax. Fuck!
Look!
Chad, how is that a mark?
How is that a mark?
How is that a mark, Chad?
How is that a mark?
How is that a mock?
He doesn't look like me.
Chat, if y'all are going to type your gamertag, please be ready to join. Jesus, this is the second guy.
Soyrix. Soyrix, I got you.
Bro, what is the point of typing your gamertag if you're not going to join three invites? Are you just trolling?
Are you literally just yanking my, are you just tugging my Johnson here?
Are you tugging my Johnson brother?
Are you tugging my Johnson brother?
Chuckie thinking about it.
Are you yanking my Johnson brother?
My panties are wet.
Who typed that?
Oh Flores, I guarantee you that's a 37 year old man.
I guarantee you that's 37 year old man.
All right chat, it looks like nobody's gonna be joining.
What am I doing in this scenario?
What am I doing in this scenario?
Young Chris, oh no, he joined the game, but not the party.
And now he solves brand new Jesus Christ.
Who do I get, bro?
League, Pan.
League!
Be ready to join.
Everybody ready?
League!
Get ready to join.
League!
Lead, get ready to join.
All right!
Chat, why are y'all asking for invites
If you're not gonna join!
SF, a spy.
All right, a spy, I got you.
Okay, this guy's in the menu.
Let's get this guy.
This guy's in the menu.
A spy or join, a spy or join.
Four people that I invited didn't join, that is insane.
Four in a row.
Four in a row, by the way, four in a row.
Aspire to get the fuck out of here!
Hello?
Finally, dude.
Finally.
What's up, dude?
What's up, bro?
So, Aspire, are you familiar with the rules of this shit, bro?
Kinda.
Okay.
First off, Aspire, how's your day going?
Pretty good, pretty good.
Okay, wait, Michael's gonna turn them up. I don't know, the Xbox is so simple.
Okay, Aspire, basically, we're going to 1v1, and I'm going to try to guess your rank.
Now your current rank, your peak rank, the highest rank you've ever hit.
So it might be your current rank. Whatever.
Here are the rules work.
work at the end of every round I'm able to ask one question that obviously doesn't
completely give away right I'm not allowed to ask like I'm not asked like
insane shit you know what I mean yeah all right bro so it's fire how do you do
like I'm gonna guess 19 120 what a gas shot I'm locked in I told you I'm not
All right, bro a spire. Okay, so here's my first question. I'm gonna sell
What do you mean? I'm nervous, bro
Wait a spire make sure you take your charm off and your banders off. Did you do that?
I'm trying to locate a bomb. I
Don't think I have my band. I can take my chances. Yes. Take your right turn. No, you're right turn
five seconds to go
I don't know
Here's my first question for you, uh, Aspire
What is your favorite operator in Siege?
My favorite?
Are we blitz?
Are we not blitz? Not blitz bandit
Common mistake, common misconception
I want to learn how to spend it.
Yeah.
Very interesting.
I'm going to start.
What is interesting?
I'm sorry.
Are you familiar with...
...Boba?
I don't think so.
Interesting.
What is that?
No.
Have you heard of an operator
by the name of...
...Boba?
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
Have you heard of an operator by the name?
A Thanos.
This is how you-
Wait, you're good. You're good. You're aware.
You're aware.
Nothing, nothing, boy.
Come on, Mac, bring it on!
All right, you're pretty good.
You got your wits about you.
You know what you're doing.
Good, Malusi's good rotations.
Okay, next question for you.
What is your least favorite operator?
What is the operator you hate playing against
more than any other operator?
And you showed holy base, okay, holy base. All right. Good answer. Good answer. Okay. This is tricky. Dude. This is tricky. All right. All right. All right.
Interesting. Interesting. You're good. You guys, what's about you? You have about 40 HP.
You're both crutching and ball-ack-operating.
Okay?
I mean, well, I am.
Up you go.
Down to ten seconds.
I'm not watching them play too much rock-a-league.
You've been playing?
Yeah, bro.
Bro, it's fun, right?
Yeah, I haven't played that game for five years.
Yeah, that game's fun.
So you said you're washed, okay?
So you're saying you were better than you were at the start?
I'm not in my prime.
Interesting.
So I'm playing.
Playing.
So I'm playing, I'm playing a nerf version of the game, I swear, I got it.
You're on the site windows aren't you?
I know you're on the balcony.
Okay, A-Shark's the weirdest thing in this game, sure.
Thanks a lot of guys.
Hey, Jinxie, take advantage of me.
Uh, for it located upon me.
No tax, man.
Mods, let's get out of the mouth.
I guess I don't know why that was there wait I made that no no no I mean that all right
you're good you know what you're doing wow okay you ace jacuzzi you held a good angle
bro I was gonna wall bang that I didn't know it was fucking open okay interesting
interesting good god all right bro I don't know wait you band yin and brava
this guy knows me okay this is ball dollars this is ball knowledge are we
going different sites or no yeah you know whatever you want whatever you want
everyone you go to the same side of you want okay here's my next question for
you. When you play Siege, do you normally five stack or solo?
Yeah, I have a stack, but recently we've not been playing.
Usually it's a duo or two.
You've grown to locate a stag in the chat.
Okay. Okay.
All right. All right.
I feel like I won't even be wanting to play the solid players.
I'm just gonna literally fucking beat off the chat.
Stupid shit.
Alright.
I'm missing.
You have located a bomb.
CCTD and cash.
Okay.
It's pretty good site to get up.
What's the sad thing?
It's just sad spots, Bob.
Who's the alien bottom left?
Who do you think?
Wow, you're reinforcing all the right stuff as well.
You weren't kidding about Bandit.
You were not kidding about Bandit, dude.
You know about the general jackal trick?
th
th
th
th
th
All right, where the fuck are your feet? I'm confused. It doesn't work anymore. Seems weird.
Seconds
Oh
Bro, you know what you're doing my god, you know what you're doing. I mean, bro, holy crap
You're like playing the baits God
Like he knows what he's doing chat. Oh god I
I need to ask better questions, I need to ask better questions.
What's a good question to ask without totally giving it away?
Okay.
He's muted?
No, he's not.
What do you mean he's muted?
Stop it.
Oh yeah, you want me to ask him what his rank is?
Hello?
Yeah, that's fucking smart, bro.
You're a genius.
Jack, what should I ask you?
Shut up, Haley.
My name's not Haley.
Ask how big it is.
Okay, here's a good one.
What is your all-time favorite map to play?
Can't say organ.
You can't say organ.
Secure the area.
Keep the bombs protected.
Down to 10 seconds.
Five seconds and counting.
I mean, probably club.
Okay.
I mean probably club
What's your favorite childhood game ever favorite childhood game ever ever like
I'm literally out of here.
Four nights one of them either four nights, 2k17, or I was going to go to the other side.
Oh my god you said 2k17, I want to hug you, I want to hug you, oh my god, oh my god.
My brother, chat, oh my god.
I want to hug you dude.
Chad look.
Actually, I can't stop it, I want to let you.
I'm sorry.
You're in the strip club, you naughty boy.
Good game.
Oh, you're not being naughty boy.
You think you can go to the flip-flop without me knowing about it?
Rrrrrrrrrrrr!
Rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!
I got sorry, that was a little bit over the top.
Okay.
I'm pegging you.
I'm starting to peg you.
Well, okay.
Not.
Alright.
You know what I'm saying.
I'm pegging your rank.
I'm starting to peg your rank.
Chadward just relax.
He's not 14, he's 20.
So if I wanted to beg him, I could, if he wanted me to.
Would you want me to beg you?
I'm good.
OK, this guy's funny.
All right, all right, all right, all right.
So here's what I think.
I don't want to say what I think yet, chat.
OK, I don't have it narrowed down.
Because I'm trying to base this on, like, chat,
do I think he could beat the last guy I played?
I don't know.
If you won V1, the last guy I played, I think it would be ridiculously close.
I beat him 4-2. I have a feeling you're going to get at least one or two more rounds on me.
Alright, here's my next question for you, bro. Okay?
Would you consider yourself a support player or a frag?
Definitely support. Matt, Katie can show for us.
Ooh, ooh, I should've asked that! I should've asked that!
No chance!
Okay, I'm gonna ask that next round I
Might just shut on purpose and ask for his KV. Yeah, I should have just did that
Roll that's such a good question to ask
That's like the best question to ask
I'm two days into college and I'm really lucky to have you behind me.
There's this guy, let's name him Colin.
He said he wants to be my, but I don't know if somebody's safe or not.
Right, right.
But it's much, because he doesn't really like things that I like.
I've been trying, alright.
Dude, okay.
I'm gonna try to guess your rank perfectly.
Okay, my last question is what is your KD?
right now no what was your KD when you hit your peak rank you could check out
that on R6 tracker no words take your time take your time oh chat I have two
ranks that I'm gonna say all right I'll be back on the mic in 10 seconds chat
I'm a hundred percent certain he's either peaked at emerald or platinum I'm
I'm leaning towards Plash.
I'm leaning towards, he's peaked at High Plash.
All right, what is, what, what's your KD
when you hit your peak rank?
Basically a 1.0, 1.0 for.
Okay.
My guess for your peak rank,
I'm gonna try to be exactly correct too.
I'm going to guest platinum 2 is the highest I've ever had.
One season I've had amour 3.
Fuck!
But it was this one season I'm basically a player but I haven't really been playing
to it.
Bro, you're putting me in a blender here man!
Y'all are putting me in a blender.
Come on!
Dude, I was also gonna gas low emerald or high flat. I had it narrow down to that. Oh
I just ultimately oh man
Jaffa everything I said was true
I said if he and the last guy won the one it would be close
But I think the last guy would have won and that would have landed you right up at low emerald
All right, man, my bad Gigi's
Gigi's that was fun. Yes, sir, bro. Have a beautiful day, man
Yeah, you too.
Yeah, that guy was chill as fuck.
All right, next guy, Chad, what are you up to?
I'm two days in the carriage and I'm three lectures behind.
There's this guy that's hanging in the car and he said he wants to be my...
But it doesn't really sit with me quite like...
Because he doesn't really like the things that I like.
He's in my Xbox, the other guy is Biasci.
Biasci, you're not a singer?
Yo, bro, you name yourself fat bot one one two just shut up shut up be off
This is him right here
Nope 16 friends probably smart maybe not actually
Can we skip to the okay? You can't skip to the next stream can we skip to the next stream? Yo, bro shot?
That's gotta be Ragebait!
That's gotta be Ragebait!
Can we skip to the next stream?
Are you kidding me?
I wake up kind of wired and I wake up kind of weird.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Of course he didn't join. Chad, if you're going to take your Xbox
gamer tag, please join. But I'm going to put a foot up in your ass.
Jinx, V5UD, V5UD, okay. Whoa, Key to the BFB. He's definitely a good player. Key to the BFB.
Okay, this guy's kind of an edge lord and I'm going to press him. This guy's being an edge lord.
Chad, he's following zero people.
Why is Highbives calling?
Highbives, why are you calling?
Do you see?
I have a present for you when you get on Rocket League.
You have a present for me? Where did I get my Rocket League?
I have a present for you.
Don't tell me. Call me when I load it up.
Okay.
Are you serious?
Hi Vise, are you serious?
Yes.
No, like, hi Vise, don't fuck around.
I'll see you on my colleague, bye bye.
I don't know if I should be terrified or horny.
I don't know.
Chat, that's, no, y'all don't understand.
When hi Vise is that happy about something,
it's normally met with my demise.
It's normally met with my demise chat.
All right, let's see our next guy here, DXX ARC.
DXX ARC, ARC, I got you, get up in here, dude.
Skybear, thank you for the Twitch Prime subscription.
Skybear, bend me over and cream climbing
as long as it rates you plus.
If you're not, I'd like to apologize
for everything that I just said.
DX, I about to do, I about to do.
Alright chat, our next competitor, or should we say victim?
Should we say...
Oh, I accidentally sent some of the time for that.
I wake up kind of wired and I wake up kind of weird.
Yup, they can do it all.
Yup, they can do it all.
Jack, nobody's joining.
Ha ha ha ha!
Ha ha ha ha!
Are you Jacks?
Babe, Sam, you dropped me a price.
Yeah, yeah, abarababa.
Yeah, yeah, abarababa.
Jackson is calling for a cut, too.
Jacks, you want it up?
Bro, who did we get?
Nobody's joining!
Nobody's joining!
Who do we get? Who do we get?
Chat time again, chat time, rest it.
Who do we get?
Somebody just joined, crud.
Rest and join it up.
Okay, Chad was going to come out and say it.
If you play Siege and you have this profile picture, you're probably a high rank.
Dude, it's the stopping method, bro.
Stopping found in this.
Like, bro, how do you wrap it as your PFB, stop and found it up?
Now, Chad, I'm going to be honest, look at my profile, tell me this is an aura.
Chad, dude, that's Jinu Song.
Now, what I'm going to make it, is EVACRAMENT, I'm going to make it EVACRAMENT.
Jack, tell me this is an Aura Xbox BFB.
Wait, Jack, look at this.
Jack, if somebody like, dies to me in rainbow, and then goes to send me a voice message,
this is what they see.
This is Aura, dude.
Bro, we're almost out of a million.
That is going to be crazy when we get there.
I don't know what it's gonna look like.
And people try to tell me to play PC.
Dude, shove your keyboard up your ass, buddy.
I'm on Xbox.
T-R-A-T-A, T-R-A-T-A, T-R-A-T-A.
All right, I've invited nine people and no one's doing it.
This is actually a common.
Hi, guys, is this not funny?
I've invited nine people from chat and no one's doing it.
V a five I V a five I V a five I
Tay 4k. All right tag out here tag out you dude
How long to rocket league probably like 30 minutes probably 30 minutes 30 minutes
Hey, I invited you child. I'm gonna go take a BRB. I'm gonna go take a
Oh, is that a backwood shirt?
What is that?
Jeff, Jeff, are y'all ever sitting on the toilet and you're just like, wow.
Like, Jeff, are y'all ever sitting on the toilet and you're just like, wow.
I'm never gonna find love.
Yo, Tay, what's good, brother?
Yo.
So, Tay, tell me a little bit about your profile picture here.
Is that a backwood sweatshirt or something?
Of course, that's my boy.
I don't know the motherfucker,
but I put his picture on there.
All right.
Okay, let's do this.
Tay, question.
Are you smoking in the backwood right now?
No, you know, I went to the Spencer, you know, I went for real.
So the price.
Voice mom.
Not a backwood, it's a cart.
Wait, hold up.
You're smoking a cart right now.
Right now.
All right, so this is going to be interesting.
I don't know.
That's going to throw off my guessing a lot.
Okay.
Okay.
This is going to be the most difficult one yet.
This match will I'm gonna be I'm gonna be completely honest. You ain't don't you ain't prepared
I'm not gonna be able to guess you're right. Oh
Well, I think you will it'll be pretty obvious as soon as you know
You didn't hear you get going I
Can't tell what that means. I can't even tell what that means this guy's actually scaring me you have the most or
I'm scared man
You have the most aura out of anything I've seen also
I saw your Xbox name is free ice or ice over fun. Do you play 2k?
Oh, that's my that's one of my favorites, you know, it's a love and hate relationship, of course
Real real my god real. I mean, I'll say this right here right now. NBA 2k 17 is a top three game
I've ever played in my life. Oh, that's number one. I'm not gonna lie. NBA 2k 17
Nobody compares to 17
nothing
Bro, I just wish sometimes chat, I wish I could have a time machine and go back to like 2k17 for one day, right? Literally with full servers, man.
16 was cinema too. But bro, 2k17, when they added in the grand badges, because 16, you had like, heating up, but I don't think grand badges got introduced till 17.
Bro, do y'all remember the sharp cake grand badges? That was insane. You could shoot contested. Bro, I had a 6-7, yes, 6-7.
a six seven playmaker with the high school one release dude I would spam these step overs and
whenever I had a playmaking take they would just break the wrinkles like bro 2k17 was so good
you're bald as fuck okay that doesn't relate to anything I just said why are you laughing
I love you. I love you, but I love the chat too. I'm not gonna lie. The chat gets me going.
All right, all right. Are we ready? Are we ready? Are we ready? Hold on. Wait, wait, wait. It's been a minute. Hold on.
Remember, I'll explain to Blue's what we get in.
Yes, sir. All right. Yeah, let's go.
Oh yeah, make sure you take off your ranked charms.
That's what I was thinking about.
Holy locked in. I love it. I love it. All right. Hey, so I'm gonna try to guess your bank
Remember not your current bank your peak rank
I'm allowed to ask one question at the end of every round, but I do get one three question right now
Here's my first question for you. Okay. Are you ready?
Yes, sir. What is your all-time favorite operator in rainbow six each?
I'm not gonna lie right off the bat Hibana
Okay, and take today take you said and I quote you're hitting the car right now
Right now
Okay, so here's my next question. This is a personal question not a siege question. Well, it is a siege question
When you play when do you play siege? How many times are you hot?
Honestly, I think you gotta kind of be locked in a little bit especially going into this fucking game
So not all the time, you know, maybe we had a
60% of all of your artists
Brother you sound like the worst
ever
You never take a yes, you're probably just in a great mood all the time. Oh, that's the best facts. I'm not
Yeah, I'm not fed it's not federal. I'm trying to get to the bottom of this bank
So you said three out of every five times that you place each you're baked. Oh, yeah
are you baked right now um I'm getting there I think I need a little bit of
flour to you really get going but flower I get locked in don't even expect
flower hour what you said flower flower all right don't even explain I think I
know what you're talking about Jesus all right oh my god oh my god bro
So, you're hired right now.
Brother.
Hey, today, right now, you're hired.
Of course.
I forgot how long to get into this fucking game.
What site did you go my god I dreamed up and down fuck
you're blowing his high shut up okay all right okay you went to kitchen and dining
hall um that's not something a high rank with you did you that intentionally or
I'll be honest unintentionally trying to do too much, you know, I tell you what I'm trying to do, but they give away too much on the right, man. I'm going on.
and
to be honest I'm more 12
you know I thought you would be honest I didn't think you see the chat say
I was on fucking this 15 right before.
Ohhhh.
How about a lucky red? Why?
Don't you do it, don't you?
I'm going to let you out.
Hey, that's game. I ain't going to hard.
Ooh.
I can't say so much because this is blowing me. I'm not going out.
What is blowing you?
You know I'm gonna be flat out. Oh
I
Can't even say shit cuz you don't know my rank is so fucked. Okay. I have a couple of theories
I have a couple of theories, but I'm gonna be honest. They're not hot. The theories are not hot
Brother, okay. Here's my next question
What is it? Let's go. What is your KD in in ranked?
I'm not that let's not cap. I just I just checked. I just back checked. You had a one point. You have one point three right now or in your front?
right. Uh, here's a bomb. Pretty sure that's right now. If I'm not wrong, I'm looking on
our seats. 10 seconds to insertion. Yeah.
Yeah, I'm just trapped down a five seconds. Take one more time. You're I can't hear you.
You check. You check. You check. Aren't these trackers? Yes. Yes. Yes, sir. Yes, sir. And
This is getting interesting.
I don't, this is getting real.
I don't know.
I was not expecting, I thought you were gonna say like,
all on C-Broad, like .9 or something.
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, whoa, whoa.
You just gotta give me some time here, brother.
By no means did I come into this expecting to win, but.
So right now, when you click your profile,
what is your K?
Right now.
Yeah, look I'm on our six track
Click your name click your name
In the litigate
Okay, oh shit. I just need more interesting for you. You're you're right now
Wait say that again your Katie's what?
Zero zero I'm not gonna lie so the sands for this talking you're still searching for a kill
Well, I played like a couple of ranked games this year.
I didn't see how I was saying too much.
Jesus Christ stopped getting me to talk.
I can't hold off.
Bro, this guy's a puzzle.
He's a bi-
I don't know what's happening.
You said you had a 1.3, and I said never 0-0.
No, you're dead.
Okay, I won't lie.
1.3 has to be peak.
That has to be my core.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
Did you just run in?
Did you just run in?
I don't know.
I play like the Brazilian, you see?
No, I just don't have other skills.
No, that is not.
Dude, dude, that is not.
Going right up on you.
That is not how faith plays, bro.
Jesus.
They got a drone in there at least, my boy.
Fault.
You know, you need to teach me how to play then.
I don't know what else can I do.
So, OK.
I have two theories of what I think is going on
in Don't Answer This.
I think, do not answer this, OK?
I think you're either a really low rank
or I think you're a high rank pretending to be a low rank.
But the thing is, I'm starting to just think
you're just a low rank because a high rank pretending
to be a low rank would not have a base uniform on a bottom.
Base would not pretend to use chat.
A high rank would definitely have a nice uniform on a bottom.
So bro, I'm gonna keep it a buck.
Let me tell my chat actually.
Chat, he's either copper or bronze or unranked.
need to locate a bomb okay this question is important to me to ask you okay have you ever been
ranked before have you ever been ranked yes or no yes yes okay it's either hi it's gonna be copper
bronze I don't you must locate and defuse a bottle I don't think it's silver I know what I need to
ask him next round I don't need to actually all right I have a couple more questions to
I have a good one for the next one.
I hear you.
I have a really good question for you.
Andrew, think about it. You said you'd hear me. Where am I right now if you'd hear me?
Where am I?
I can't hear you.
I thought you said I'd hear you.
No, no, no. I think you're talking to yourself all along.
Did he knock? Did not say he used it.
I didn't.
You're lying! You just said you heard me. I swear to God you did.
I swear to God you did.
Hey, maybe I'm talking to myself. You know what I mean?
Okay, on a scale of 1 to 10, how high are you?
I'm getting there, but I'm not close enough.
So would you say you're at a 6 or a 7?
I think we're pushing a mate we're getting close to six, but we ain't there
So you're like a 5.5
Yeah, give it a 5.5
If you want bro, I can give you five seconds if you want to take another rip out of the car
It's totally up to you. Oh no, no, no, no, look. I gotta save that for Rocket League going live. Oh, yeah
I'm gonna be honest
Jack, I have never got high in play Rocket League, but I think Rocket League might be the best game to play while you're high
Not each seat is a nightmare to play my
Season to focus
You go to these weird miscellaneous sites my god
I
Playing sea of thieves hi makes you feel like you're literally there
All right, brother. I'm gonna be honest
Do you own a uniform on any operators?
I do
One I just don't think it's equipped right now. Actually, I'm not couple
I don't know why any much is not equipped means fuck. I've had this game for fucking years
this is getting interesting all right this is gonna be my ultimate attack
Jack, if this works, I know what rank he is
if this works
I can enter the kitchen, barbara
Yeah, fuck that
Okay, I don't know where you're at, but
Okay, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, come on. What are you doing from a gunfight? Come on, brother. Come on
Brother, there's no second slap, it doesn't even matter.
I know.
Okay, dude, I'm going to keep it a buck with you.
Do not answer this.
I truly believe in my heart and soul, you're either copper or bronze.
So the question I'm about to ask you, peak, peak, the question I'm about to ask you is
really important.
Okay, I'm listening, I'm here all yours.
How many days a week do you play Siege in your prime in your prime season in my prime
state which okay in my prime actual state of Siege I don't know why that looks kept
but I mean I at least played a couple days a week at least two which I ain't a lot but
But I'll leave mine.
And when you play it, sorry, double long contract.
When you play it.
Yeah, that's fine, that's fine.
How many hours a day did you play
when you play it in your prime?
Five seconds in counting.
I was a crash out a little bit.
I'm not gonna lie.
You know, so maybe an hour and a half max out even,
you know, that's pushing it right there.
Wrong word.
I don't know the word police was in here
So what are you in rockin me in rock
and RL yeah, I
Have to go double-check myself because I had a couple I think games to finish off for my one drink
But that should be gold three. I believe her gold two
man that's
I honestly prefer to rock at me way over this shit
yeah rock at me is a lot less intense than the side
where did you go did you go base man what the fuck come on
oh my goodness I'm chasing you downstairs
bro you're the guy that goes to offside every round no one even does that
I think he's going to be honest with you brother.
I haven't picked one of my bomb sites.
Is that because you're high or you don't care or both?
Okay, I think it's because I don't care.
Because honestly, these maps are so different when I played.
Okay, what did you play?
For real, last time I played it was like a month ago.
Before then it was...
Yeah, before then, it was the end.
I heard you running around, it's just a fucking boy.
Dude, dude.
All right, bro.
I need our six coats.
I'm gonna guess your rank,
and I think I'm gonna be dead on the money.
All right?
You're definitely probably
really, really, really close to not right.
Okay.
So you said you're normally high when you play this game.
Yes, sir.
prime you played about an hour and a half a day twice a week. This means you had to have peaked.
Bro, it's either going to be low bronze or high copper. I'm going to say
this is so hard. I'm going to say you have peaked
at Copper.
You're wrong.
Bronze?
Bronze. Bronze 4.
F**k!
Dude, it's so hard to know!
Here's the thing.
This is the thing about Siege, bro.
The difference between Bronze and Copper
is literally just how much you play.
Like, if Bronze plays 50 games in a season,
in a season they're gonna be bronze but if a copper plays 20 games they're gonna
be a copper but if they play 50 games oh my god it's so hard so chat I got one
guess right two guess is wrong not bad not bad but that was fun to tell when
we don't play rock-a-roll a man you a gene you're a fucking gene
Hey, I love you, dude. I gotta get I'll show you some love on the stream
I got you on some gift it of course. No, don't give bro. Hey, let's run rocket league this week, dude
Like two days. Oh, you're the G. Thanks. I'm down. Yes. I'll see you. Have you too, buddy. Thanks
Jack Tate was chill bro. Everybody was chill
Everybody was chill today
The first kid said he was shitting on me when he killed me, but I think he was just excited bro
We guessed a Emerald
We guessed a plat who ended up being an ennirode.
We guessed a comp who ended up being a proxen.
Not bad. I was close in all my guesses.
Next time I got to trust my intuition.
Chat, let's get it on Rocket League.
Squishy is going to teach us some new mechanics.
Boys, we're going to get it on Rocket League.
Trade with Squishy for like 30, 40 minutes.
And then we are going to try to hit Platinum and Wands, dude.
chat let me text let me text squishy
squishy chat I'm gonna call him chat it's squishy live squishy live squishy live
yes he is chatty's live squishy's live
I have a change in the Rockabee my boy.
G.C. Collins, switchy.
Dad it's time to learn how to get good in this game.
Dad it's time to learn how to get good in this game.
You can see I'm wishing Tim. What is up my baby boy?
How is the siege the siege challenge?
Wait switch. I forgot hi. I said he has a gift for me. So I'm gonna deafen for 30 seconds
Yes, yes
Hi guys
You said you had a gift for me, correct?
All right
What is the gift? Don't say?
say it's a code don't say what it is how do I do it how do I do it
how about you can show screen it up in my head in my mind
I
Vice this is actually a gift from you or from happy
Why are you laughing
You can do the first one, do the first one.
The most important one is the second one, I will say.
No, the first one is putting the first one first.
Bro, high-fives, you're making me nervous.
Okay, high-fives.
Bro, this is, listen, listen.
It's something you've always wanted.
So just put the clothes in.
You're gonna be really excited, bro.
I got you.
High-fives, are you serious?
I'm serious, bro.
Also, if you fuck this up, it's gone.
So make sure you walk in here.
Yeah, we got it tonight.
We're good.
So have eyes.
This is, is this gift from you or from Epic?
That's my only question.
I got it.
I got it from TikTok.
First.
OK.
So I type this in?
Yes, yes, yes.
I redeemed it.
No.
OK, OK.
Fuck up.
I just need a second kill and to see if everyone's still okay now.
Hi guys, you don't know how long I've wanted this.
I know, but just want the second one more.
Yeah, you get it, fuck that one too.
Wait a second, what the fuck is that?!
What the fuck is this?
I'm not equipping washed!
Let me equip the gold explosion.
Where'd I go to put that?
Are you positive?
Okay, ready. Where do I go?
So this is something I always want.
and it's a good gift it's a good gift I'm not gonna be like sad is it a zero or
Oh, I missed. It's your Oro.
High-fives! Bro, come on, don't fuck with me, dude. What is this?
This one. Go on, go on.
I redeemed it, okay?
That one's black. That's a black. So I can go the fourth one. You want to go to the splash?
Go to the fourth one.
wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait what do you mean it's black
what do you mean it's class
I'm gonna fuck you in the ass
hi guys I'm gonna tackle you
hi guys I thought you were gonna fuck with me
Bro, I thought you were gonna fuck with me.
Kat.
That's the one I always wanted, dude.
Also, you can go to the wheels.
The wheels that you got, they're called Apex Wheels.
Go to the wheels I got?
Apex.
What is Apex Wheels?
What is Apex in this?
They're all, these are all shit.
20T-6, these are all clean.
Hi guys, thank you dude.
Welcome to our channel.
This is Jeff.
In order to get you to the south-east of the island,
you have to level up your mod back here.
Oh yeah, let me actually do that.
Epic.
Yeah.
Why not level up your mod?
I don't know.
I don't know.
One of them are demos.
Goddamn, Robots. Jesus Christ.
That is unnecessary. Epic.
Epic games, please. Please, Daddy.
I need, um, Alphabos.
Muscle totally, it's the best boost in the game.
Epic Pro, just please give me Alphabos.
I'm not going to say what I said last time, I'm not going to say what I said last time,
but epic.
If you give me Alpha Boost, chat maybe that'll work.
We'll see.
Maybe that'll work.
Chat maybe that'll work.
Maybe that'll work.
Maybe that would work. Squishy, what the fuck is up, Vonderkopf?
Yo, Dixie, I also have a present for you, bro.
You have what? You have what?
I have a present for you, too, and it's not Alpha Boost before you get hopes up that high.
Don't say what it is.
I won't say what it is, but I'm going to give you like eight codes.
I think they're all the same thing. Don't leak on stream.
I'm going to text you text messages, iMessage.
I will not leave, dude.
I will not leave.
Is iMessage good?
Send them all to Hivise in Twitch.
Hivise in Twitch.
The Twitch developers.
OK.
Wait, you have eight codes, bro?
But I think they're all the same thing,
but it's something good.
If they're all the same thing, we could give them way to chat.
I don't know if the guy wants us to do that, but like, we'll see.
He doesn't want us to give them the chat?
It's a different guy.
I got this from someone in my Twitch chat.
Have eyes.
I'm a demiliped discord.
OK, hypothetical question.
Squishy?
Yes.
Should I be horny?
Yes.
How good is the gift in a scale of 1 to 10?
Like, you should be pretty horny.
Like, not that I'm saying horny.
Like, 10 out of 10 would be alpha boost.
like 9 out of 10.
Squishy, squishy, don't fuck with me.
9 out of 10.
9 out of 10, morning.
9 out of 10.
Yes.
Legitimately, yeah.
What could it be?
All right, I'm dimming on this, Gorka.
So it's eight codes, but it's all the same thing,
and he does not want the chat to see it?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
This is not the game.
Just to give away this code.
Oh, it's TOS?
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, not really TOS.
But like, it's just like, you can't,
I'm not gonna say anymore.
Just redeem it.
Okay, Squishy, I'm gonna redeem it right now.
So you said I should be nine out of 10 erect for this.
Pretty erect, like, yeah.
Are you serious?
Yeah, have I turned off the audio input capture a little bit, please
Wait, there's the Leon. Yeah one second, but it's okay. Don't worry
Wait, which he is this a zero or oh the next one the first coat. Yes, zero. Oh, yeah, zero
Alright, you ready?
Yeah.
Erick, it was already used.
For real?
Okay, that's fine, go next, go next line.
Keep inputting Jinx, it's going to be worth it.
I know it's going to be a little bit annoying, but it's going to be worth it, keep inputting.
How was it already used?
Okay.
He did say some of them might be used. He's not sure which one
So it's a some might be already used just go down the list
Yes, he said some might be ready to use just go down the list one by one and have him try each one until one works
Please let me know which one ends up working
He wants to he wants to keep the rest
What is it?
That's not gonna air already used
Row already used okay go third go third. It's fucking trolling. No, no, I don't think so
I'm getting ads now. I'm getting ads. I don't think so. I don't think so
Well, there's no way
There's nobody somewhere
This is such an edge. I know I know I know
I'm not even like mad, I'm just getting cashed.
Is that a zero or a zero?
Zero.
I don't know if they use any O's in this at all.
Okay, they'd be too confusing.
I think it's just zero.
Squishy, I'm scared.
I don't know what this is.
Used, already used.
Bro, this actually is it.
All three of the co-op's dead and are already used.
Okay. Alright, there's six more dude. Keep going.
Bro, oh my god! They're all used!
Squishy, they're all used, dude. This is such an edge.
If they're all actually used, I'm gonna cry actually.
I'm gonna be so...
No, no, no, no. I'm gonna feel like it's a must-do.
Squishy, this is such an edge!
Bro, come on. This is such an edge.
If none of them work, I'll tell you what it was supposed to be.
It should work.
Yeah, I can't, I can't, I can't.
It's gonna see how good that would be, I can't accept that.
Alright, was he in this last one? Is this a zero or a O?
I think they're all zeroes, dude.
I think everything that looks like an O is a zero.
It worked.
Erick, how far do you...
Well, fucking way, baby.
Yeah, I'm not even trolling.
Dude, please, that's four. Four of them have been used.
Yeah, keep going, keep going.
Which one's he? How credible is this guy? Is this guy like a mod?
How credible is he?
How credible is he?
He has a connection to someone at Epic that I see that they're following him, so...
Credible enough.
And I feel like this is just a weird thing to lie about.
It worked, it worked, it worked.
It worked?
Switchy.
Okay, so when I click B, I'm gonna be able to see what it is.
Yes, yes, yes.
Squishy, I'm gonna suck your dick.
Squishy, I'm gonna suck your dick!
Squishy, I'm gonna suck your dick!
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
This is Gear 1, right? Gear 1?
This is Gear 1!
Oh my god!
There's more, there's more in it, bro, there's more in it.
The Dark Knight's Tumblr? I've never even seen this.
I've never even seen this car.
Batmobile 20.
2016!
Oh my god!
So he never used this code for 10 years and he just yeah, yeah, yeah
This is as name was G Roy G Roy in from switch
G. Roy. This wasn't even my guy
G Roy are you my team dude? I'm gonna suck your dick dude. This wasn't even my guy like the guy you just got
This is like someone from Twitch. It's like I'm gonna help give this to Jinx
And he has a connection with
Oh my god! Wait, I'm gonna put it on. Wait, so explain this, Squishy. What is the difference between the-
Oh my god, this is sexy. What is rare? The 1989 or the 2016?
2016 is the rarest one. 1989 is like, it was released like a year after, two years after. 2016 was like the what? That's-
This is like, OG aura, bro. Like, I don't know if you know Cuxtr, the Cuxtr pinch? He used that card.
He was like he won worlds on this thing and this is like oh, gee
You can't get this anymore
Bro, this is so fucking sick
Dude, what should I well, how should I customize it? What should I do to make it clean?
Bro because there's certain colors. There's there's like if you want it the old OG colors
Whatever you want really the colors are like a little green. You're only allowed to use
Just primary
You're not like yeah, or nothing
Yeah, I did nothing. I was okay
This is this is or this is or
Bro, this is or this car is so long, but you'll see it. You'll feel it when you go for stuff. Oh
My god, you can't get this anymore at all. Thanks. Not possible. Check the gold animation
so wait the only window you could have got this car it's 2016 that was the only
time you could have ever got this specific one that you have yes they
re-release it in 2020 but it says 2020 on that one you have the OG you have like
the the one from 10 years ago yeah oh my god it has some gold explosion
this is this is OG oh oh you got the splash
how's it splash all right this is clean
squishy thank you bro thank you oh my god
let's get to training dude I'm gonna go
Tinko and then I'm ready yo squishy thank
you and G-roy thank you bro wow
Jack 2016 car, bro, because I'll be back baby. Okay. Wow
All right, I mean like that G-roy. No, I'm gonna keep the gold explosion. Have I
You can even use fennec if you want for this
Yeah, we have to keep the one have as game is this is
I'm going to go take off.
It's not a celebratory vape!
SHUT THE FUCK UP!
Can you get in a discord call so the voice isn't delayed?
I am in a discord call with him.
What?
Alright, we're gonna be going through these packs and locking in here.
have us you put a stream up for me
I can have this.
Oops.
are so much older
squishing tips i'm ready to train
i'd like to learn how to do a high up area
inconsistent yes so what are we working on
okay so go training
for custom
we have a download of
favorites
and i think it is
just aerials for Jinx City, I think, is that one.
Okay, so before we get into this,
it's beautiful, bro.
It's actually beautiful.
So before we get into this, Jinx,
do you remember that fast aerial thing?
I said this when one of us must be playing.
Yeah, don't do the fast aerial.
So we're gonna make this easy.
We're gonna try to revert anything we learned
about the quote unquote fast aerial.
The issue is, before we do anything,
you can't press boost and jump at the same time.
You just can't do it.
the way you hold your controller and the way so we're gonna make it we're gonna
make it easy so that means you can't do the faster right now which is fine you
honestly don't need faster until you're like GC and even then there's some GCs
that are bad at faster than legitimately not even kidding us you know so we're
gonna do is this Jakes you're gonna get some momentum so just drive press your
jump button twice fast and then tilt back yeah okay okay you're ready doing it
yeah they're still back in it yeah that's it okay why are you just instantly
go to okay okay yeah jump jump jump jump up back and go this is what case I was
doing jump jump up back go yeah exactly then just like you just gotta get used
to like slight slight maneuvers in behavior with their stick
Bro, I'm just gonna say it, I like it a lot more.
Yeah, 100%.
So, the one thing that Jinx, remember when you're doing this, don't just default to this.
Remember that when the ball's low, you should jump and flip it to it, right?
This is for the high balls.
Yes, yes sir.
You're actually kind of doing it faster, without realizing it.
I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't.
Okay, so one thing Jinx, at the end, when you're about to make content with the ball, push your stick forward a bit.
Ooh, okay. Push it forward, left stick, left stick. Left stick forward when you're about
to make contact with the ball and that's going to give you a little bit more power and control
where the ball goes. Almost as if you're flipping, but you're not.
Tense. A little earlier than that. Tense. So how much earlier to tilt the left stick?
Okay so even without right there, that was perfect, you just got to make contact.
Yeah, like you're gonna get so much power if you do that.
You're basically just trying to like aim the tip of your car towards the net at the end, if that makes sense.
HAAA!
Did you actually hit my good? Like...
Okay, you can easily fly through this path.
Perfect, Jankz!
Perfect, Jankz! Oh my god!
Spear!
That was like three minutes it took you.
This is the greatest day of my life. I have Batmobile and Splash.
Did you see, did you feel how like when you pushed forward again, you got so much more power?
You feel it?
Yes, yes. It's like, it's like you're kind of controlled.
You're hitting it with your dick.
You don't want a limp dick, like you don't want to just let your car like tilt back a little bit.
It's a hard cock. It's a hard cock hit.
When you want to something smack it, dude.
Because bro, you know when you're flying to the air like this?
Yeah.
That is how you live, dick.
But when you fly to the air like this,
That's how you fucking whack it.
That's how you whack it.
At the end you want to make that adjustment.
So jump, jump, jump back and go for it.
You didn't jump jump, but it's fine.
So that's what you do usually, Jinx. Don't do that.
I want you to practice jumping high.
Jump, jump and go for it.
Boost toward it.
Boost toward it.
I'm way higher.
Jump, jump and go for it.
I'm higher than I ever been!
So this packs about regulating your speed.
regularly you know what's too fast that's good bro do it again do it again do it again
so look how far the ball is a boost a bit at the start and then go you don't want even too fast
you know that's one yeah yeah yeah
Yeah.
Out of, out of back, Dave.
I see it all ticked up.
Oh, I got it.
Thanks, Bruce.
Bruce, and then jump at midfield.
Double jump at midfield.
Right there, right there.
Perfect.
Perfect.
Semi-cap that.
Go back a little more off the ground.
Should I use Supersonic Speed ever doing this or no?
No.
It doesn't matter.
It's all yeah, it's a little harder. So I like also feather your boots. I don't don't hold it
This close
These are actually a harder on the battle below my feet is a little harder to get above the ball
Because it's so skinny
I think I think you have you you're gonna have this in game and be able to do it you just gotta you just gotta use like the
difference
you know what's crazy is I've never get this one single time I've never double jumped a boost ever I've only ever
did jump boost jump boost yeah thanks you're actually really clean at doing this to like so you're
transition from jumping into boosting try to go instantly here and then the
shot I control the I'm sure your car is off in the air almost perfect almost
perfect so earlier you go the better here because it'll be higher right fall
behind I'm just waiting too long I don't slow down so much have some more
speed toward it because the ball is coming toward you as well. Oh, you almost got a reset.
What is a reset? Like, what do you mean?
Hit it with the bottom of your car and you get a flip reset. I told you.
Oh, like all four wheels?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
So I hit it with all four wheels, I can keep jumping, right? One more jump, I get one more now.
Yeah. So this one's awkward because it's coming toward you. It's supposed to teach you the speed that you're approaching to play.
You just got to get the speed.
I would start earlier because you want to meet this higher, though.
yeah that was good that was good
oh thanks
yeah let's go
you're actually learning so fast
okay so get closer yeah exactly
because I try to make these like a game bro like you're gonna have to speed up
to get a little bit closer before you go for it oh my god
oh my god who's saving this in class bro who's saving that she is so good
bro oh my god you're actually okay I'm not gonna lie you're doing this better
than musty's fake for time to be you brah i know he was like overdoing it he was like yeah he was
acting like i don't know how to fucking throw it at them i might put you in the individual pact
for two sessions bro do you think i think we can get like two touches on this
so if it is a tip for those snakes just try to like look at where it's gonna end up you're going
too far to the left you're pre reading the ball yeah there you go perfect
perfect perfect perfect perfect perfect this is fucking me bro I'm so much
tired yeah this is my case I was doing this playing with you and you're like
how are you so high up every time it's like yes you're doing this so for this
you got to speed up a little bit more you gotta get more speed toward the ball
because they're much further the balls before you even jump right before you
even get off the grass so you said get more speed like like close the space
between you and the ball because you're jumping too late with no speed
yeah no no that is correct you just got to find the sweet spot because right now
you're so that was good that was good that was good you just gotta find you
just gotta find a sweet spot where you're not too close not too far from
wherever you can go and get power on it like this kind of shot in game you can
I honestly jump up and flip into.
Is it gonna come?
Oh my god.
That was like perfect, by the way.
That was almost kind of a game I did.
So remember though, you're getting good at this, like I can see you're already understanding
a bit of it.
But it's like, don't only do this in games, like remember that you have your flip at 2.
Even slow, I do my flip trick.
If it's flipped, yeah, jump up and flip into it.
But you have to get a lot closer to jump up and flip into it, right?
So when you're far and that's high jump high for it when you're close in here, it's low. Just do the low jump
Because the flipping in this game is all about what I noticed you're getting to the ball fast
I'm like you hit it faster, right? And you hit it way fast. You have way solid more solid content. Yes, but the
Like sort of the area really than shit is how you get higher
So like if I'm close to a ball and it's at medium range, I should be doing that flip every time
Yeah, just think about like you're jumping and shooting it you're jumping and clearing it like you're not trying to air you're just trying to clear the ball as hard as possible
That's like what a low the low shot is
That was good. Yeah
Bro, you you're getting really good content and this is an awkward shot by the way that purpose it made is awkward to have the message
You speed a bit
Especially when you're playing threes, go for more areas like this.
In threes, you have so many opportunities, and ones don't bother, obviously ones are
grounded, but in twos, if you have an opportunity to go for it, why not?
So that'll be a go every time, you'll beat people to the ball.
This is a fun one.
This is a fun one.
Stop bugging high, you could jump earlier.
And then try to control your car a little bit.
all movements, you got it.
Remember to try to hit the tip of your car if you can, so it's tilting down at the end, right?
No, you didn't get a hit.
It's really hard on this car, I'm not gonna lie. It's actually difficult to get, like, the perfect touch.
This is my more of a deal. I need to use it on this car, because I'm used to it.
No, I'm not.
This a 10-year-old car, dude. I'm used to it.
So, let's tip out and get you here, Jinx, just for a shot like this.
just try to get above the ball as much as possible
you gotta hit it down
that was a really good touch
don't get too above it
but like you know you want to make contact and be above it
that way it goes down
because if you're underneath it's gonna go up like that
work the ground
drop
wait
you can even double tap this janky if you hit it back wall
perfectly
you could
you could it's hard but like good
Like you hit it back while I go for it again, let's try it.
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Run that back!
Go again, go again.
Oh my god.
Oh!
Back to back!
Oh!
He's got the drink in me, go back to back.
Whoa!
No, don't get too much C4 again.
You're holding boost a little too much, you're feathering a little too much, in between.
Yeah you can hold boost to get kinda in line and feather to like the correction.
Drop, double tap!
How do I get up there if I want to do that double tap?
Where's that too much?
Your first touch is just poor, like your first touch has to be like in a way where the touch
to the backboard has to be already in line with like your falling momentum if that makes
sense.
same good job must be aren't that look look now it's actually him it's actually
him it's actually him like one million percent of him like Jack can we not be
chatting no no no because the faster I told you the reason why you couldn't
just afford things is because at the very start people are putting the faster
thing in your mind and I think it's really fucking hard to deal like the
faster if you can't hold both both buttons hard this like separates the two
things you jump so back you just go at it right try to control your fun
any advice for the shots just try on there bro you just got you just got to
get a feel of it right like if you do this like five more times you're gonna
land one
just look at where the ball is going more like try to read where it's gonna
to end up instead of going to where it is exactly dang zigzags like so perfect
wait you just have it so perfect because that's where it look like you're doing
wrong just like going too much to where it is no this is an interesting read this
is a hard read but you can get above this and shoot it oh my hey such a good
hit actually
Nice. You're actually, you have...
You're doing this way better than I could have imagined you were gonna do this other way.
I thought you were gonna like, do it like, a more funkier way, but it's like, it's like perfect.
Like, you're actually, you're actually technically doing it faster without holding the boost in the game.
It's just completely fine.
Dude, oh my gosh!
Holy fuck!
Oh my gosh!
Holy fuck!
Oh no.
Oh my god!
Yo.
Oh my...
like prime fucking fucks you bro okay this one this one it looks hard but it's not
gonna be hard if you do this tech bro if you do the double jump
it's not gonna be hard
wow
wow
you got it bro
bro pushy this is on the ankle
I know you can do it though this will happen in games sometimes you make contact it's
already good
I don't know
I don't know
So you got a lit, ok tip I'd give you here is your touch has to land behind the ball,
right?
Like you can't hit the ball anywhere but behind the table score, so go slower than faster
and then boost into it if you need.
So I would start by like feathering and then just boost into it later.
But instantly to jump here, instantly jump, and just go back and get a steal for it.
you're holding boost too much that's it you'll get this is the hardest one in
the pack last last shot in the pack I guarantee you are get above it more and
meet the ball a little bit later and it's drop squishy I don't know I promise
you you could do it bro I promise you you could do it
Eyebrows looking good. Breach that GL flow. Is this satire?
Jax, if you aerial like straight forward, don't go toward it. Let the ball come to you with it.
Meet the ball at a certain point. Don't let go to it so much.
Aerial more to the right, Jax, and higher.
Okay, okay.
I'm gonna do it in a way where I'm limiting myself to kind of do it the way I want you
So I might fuck it up, but I want you to jump jump tilt back and just just float
He's so cool jump jump tilt back and just I'm gonna be doing it like even more basic jump jump tilt back float
You see how I'm like kind of letting the ball come to me. I'm just floating with it, right? Like I'm just floating for
Yeah, you're feathering you're feathering because what you're doing right now Jinx is you're like you're trying to like meet it
But if you mean
Because if I want if I want to meet this and score I have to get above little hard. This is like you're not gonna do that
That's hard to do
So
That's a role it will help me get around the ball more than I get a touch on it
That's hard. I'll let the ball come to you. That's what I'm saying like go forward and let it come to you and just
Heather your boosted. Hey, I'll try I'll try you can do I guarantee you can do it. I might share screen, please
share the screen to switch it
I'll tell back more, I think, tell back more if you got it.
Yes.
And then you go forward later.
Yes.
That was what you're not doing.
Yes.
And then just forward later.
That's it.
So.
This is not easy at all.
No.
I know.
We got it.
Oh my god.
do this bro oh just lean forward at the very end it's just push forward in your stick at
the very end when you're close to the wall I want you to hit this one this is like something
just to show you in the future what you can do obviously but this is not something that you
should be going for every time. It's hard. Okay, okay, hold on, hold on. You're doing
good, James, but when you tilt back, don't stay tilted back. So it's close. Don't stay
tilted back the whole time, like, be willing to like push a little forward to get a little
more speed if you need it. The tilt back instantly. Yeah, so exactly, so you lean a little forward
you can feel more forward after get the feel of that
so lean a bit back there instead of just staying so stiff right you have to be
at the control your oh wait what the f**k am i in the air
that's how you do it
you can get this once bro come on bro i don't think i can
oh my god bro double double double double
perfect setup for double right so they get that that it's not musty you said he
will you promise me a pinky promise you think you promised you guys actually
like a shoulder nine times I mean you work you guys know that's just a
compliment but you know that like this thing I think it's better than getting
oh my god that was it thanks okay this is teaching you a lot of things though
like don't oh my god so right there next like don't go so fast also like be
be willing to like lean back a bit.
Basically, okay, to control your speed in the air,
leaning forward is gonna make you go more forward,
leaning backwards is gonna make you go more like back and up,
right?
So, with that in mind, like, yeah, exactly.
Whenever you need to go backward a bit,
let off the boost and just tilt back a bit.
Like here you need to go back a bit,
so let off the boost a bit,
let it come to you and tilt back a bit.
You need to learn this anyway.
Oh, that is so fun.
You just need to afford a little earlier
Wait you put the floor perfectly and it was
Told you you could do it bro. Yes, dude
Okay, we're trying to air dribble pack. We're trying to get you two touches on it. Okay. I think we can do it
I think we can do it. I don't care. We'll do it in like a week
Well, we'll give it we'll give it like a good 10 minutes. I mean, yes
And bro squishy that I'm gonna try to get blind ones, dude
Bro, you did you just you can do this aerial now legit
You can actually pull an aerial off every time that's how you did at the end was way harder than the other ones
So I'm gonna have a whitish. Oh, you want to see muscle? Okay?
He's not in the desk. He's not on the couch
It is.
It is.
He would be clicking the controller,
which is synchronized with everything that's happening.
Shut the fuck up about birthday!
Other room.
How's he gonna see the monitor?
If he's in there, what do you want to see?
What do you want to see?
Guess I have three Xboxes.
Well, four, but three of them don't work.
I think you should still have the air dribble pack saved I'm aiming for two touches if we
can get more than two I would be very happy but okay go second shot okay you try this
one try this one why not so we're gonna do it's gonna roll toward you you're gonna pop
it up you're gonna double jump and try to get two touches so you're already really
aim for the 45 degree on the ball like to push it forward and up yep yep this
is self setup for air to go to pop and aim for like you're pushing it forward
but upward at the same time that's already a good setup so you got to be
comfortable tilting back a little bit in my head bro I feel like you're not far
from this though like legit what rank starts air you know what maybe a week
of you are yelling like no one had an aerial you can even go for a double tap
here dinks don't even fucking fucking heritable hit it to the back for
try to go again try that don't that's that's like a close set up for an
individual but shut it to the back for them to go again
I'll just shoot for me let me show you something that I think will help it's
just it's just the way the way you're perceiving the the first touch is just
Yeah, this definitely ain't musty. Yeah, I know, give shit. It's what I'm saying. Shut the fuck up!
You guys know what's funny is musty, like pretending to be Jinx was way worse than what he just did first try.
Way, way, way, way worse.
Do you see my shirt?
I'm in?
Okay.
Wait, I can't see. I can't see. No, no, no. I'm in.
Mother and mother, your streams with Jinx have helped me through a tough time.
Can you see, I pause it. Can you see the ball?
Yes
So you want to be hitting the ball like this is dead center underneath you want to hit it like a little bit more here
So it's going forward and up at the same time. So like I'll show you what I mean
It's all about you like passing yourself hitting it like right here
It's like forward and up a bit forward and up a bit. You see what I'm saying? It's not like straight on there
Yeah, yeah, if I hit it straight under it, I'll show you what I mean like
It'll go like this and then I can't go again. That's what I'm doing. Yeah
Yeah, so you're hitting it like forward and up. It's the angle. It's his angle. I'm in it
I'm actually gonna let it stick to him. I'm gonna try to stick it to my car so you see exactly
Like right there wait, so you can just stick the ball to your car whenever you want that's matching the speed of the ball
So I'm basically getting close to the ball just matching the speed and then just flying with it
Bro, this is like dribbling on steroids
So what I want you to try links here is do this pop it up
Do you do okay? I'm new a faster. I was my fault. I'm gonna do regular thing pop it up jump jump hit it once at a
Backboard and just try to fly
See if you can hit it again. I know it's hard
But just try to just try to like get a touch where you're hitting it forward and
Then just try to like float and see if we can get it gonna hit you again
Let's see if you can get a double tap here self set up double tap and even if you miss it's still a good practice
So you want a little more speed into your first touch, a little bit more speed into your first touch.
Yeah, a little bit more speed than that, even.
That's good. This is really good.
You want a lot of speed. Okay, so you're tapping your boost jinx. You want a lot of speed into your touch.
If you're hitting it to the backboard, you want a lot of speed into your touch, right? You want to boost hard into it.
Right? Because if you're tapping boost, you're gonna have no speed at all.
perfect perfect perfect and then you could you you can double this one million
percent if you do this properly just wait it's too long to jump it's like it's
one motion hit it then go for the jumper away it's okay hit it go for the jump
insta
really good especially out of the guy who said double tap there just try about
Maybe it must be the same thing over here.
No, you gotta place your limits, bro.
Like, you gotta give it a proper go.
You can just give up on the chance that it has.
Right, keep getting under it.
So, try to make the adjustment for that, right?
Just try to hit a little bit more back on the ball instead of so under it.
Even if you score, right?
The scoring's not bad.
Even if you hit too far back, it's better to hit too far under.
You get what I'm saying?
If you're hitting too far under, try to re-correct the opposite way.
Hit it less like hit it more forward instead of under
Five minutes five minutes nix and then I'm going to try the second shot of this and then that's it
Like even that's good like even that's good for a self setup. You know what I mean? So just try it again try again
Hi vibes
Hi vibes, what are you doing?
You can play gifts now. Hi guys get a job
You take it slow into jump things make your first let's jump right away after some speed forward
Probably when I go right away. I'm just under it
so
This looks not be boosted boost into your first touch of it. So good. Well, that's that's good. Wait, that's good. Wait, wait
Don't think about everyone yet because it seems okay, but it's not as easy
What actually was OP there was your timing things you hit it then jump right away. That was actually
You're tapping boost for an air dribble, you're not you try to hit try to hit
Not for this
For that was good for a double tap. You don't want to follow you want them you're passing to yourself off the backboard
Even that setup makes you're gonna score every time in flat
Literally if you know what I mean like if you can get a pop into just a shot
You don't even need a double tap top. It's just a shot as a go
Hi, boys!
Shut the fuck up!
Now for the intel attacks, let me in.
Squishy, help, help, help, help.
Okay, okay.
Thanks.
Get, listen, listen, listen.
Get more, as you're about to make contact with the ball before, when it's on the floor,
ball before when it's on the floor here boosts a bit so you get more height on
the on the first touch so you get more height so boosts as you're in contact and
then just just try to get your tapping boost try to get a line at the ball and
just hit it back don't even think about having you're trying to hear just hit it
back well I want to see you get a good touch back
don't even think about double tapping a matter of fact just hit it back and see
what happens hit him more forward as well on the first touch
Perfect, perfect. That was a perfect fight.
You can do this Jynx, I guarantee you. This is perfect. Just go for it. Go for it.
Yeah, that's a perfect setup for Ws1 too fast. A little too fast. So like, just regular your speed a bit more.
Like, try to be a little bit slower as you contact so you can knock a fast football.
That was a game. Is there any better? Dude, you couldn't do this yesterday. You know what I mean? This is... it's the whole point.
Oh, he brassed.
Oh, oh, Jax that was perfect, oh reset dude.
Okay, wait, wait, whatever you're doing right now is really good.
Keep going, keep going, keep going, keep going.
You're doing, you're figuring something out.
Without you realizing it, you're figuring something out.
I could see it.
Even just that, even just that, yes. Backboard, Jiggs, double please. Okay so as soon as you
make that touch tilt back, tilt back, tilt back, okay? You had it bro, you can keep this.
Tilt back and keep this, you want to keep yourself leveled, right? You want to keep yourself like
up. You tilt it forward as soon as you're going to just fall down if you boost.
So as soon as you get a touch, tilt back so that you can stay up. Okay, Jiggs, you're
figuring this out because this is way better than like two minutes ago I don't
know what you changed but something's working in your mind perfect you can do
this I'm telling you to do it that's what I'm saying don't give up on it bro
because it feels hard but you can learn
dude perfect fucking jinx no perfect out there I don't know I'm just getting
Yeah, you're getting it dude. That's what it is. You're fucking figuring it out
Perfect
Thanks, dude, you're you're getting better bro
Titties titties
It's not musty chat. He's getting fucking better dude. Give him credit. Yeah, I would love to get better by the way
I'm allowed to get better you say the word must see from the fucking time
Dude I would get so horny if you had a double tap
Don't panic brother it's like like like keep it simple dealing with a rogue mod
Hi guys, what's up about this dude? Tell it to me. Hi guys. What do you need?
Yeah, back up back up 20 top inch
Don't over complicated the movement but I'd say it's like it's it's still it's still pulling down
It's either back or forward or instant. That's it. Don't ever come see anything else
Like sometimes you feel a little bit left to right. Hi kind of it, but that's not a big moment at all
But this is fun
Well, you're adding a whole new thing to your fucking arsenal man
I open tic-tac tomorrow, and I see you in like a
aerial
Actually cream of pants. Oh my oh my god. That is almost bar down
Hi guys, I'm gonna punch you in the face. Hi guys. There's no dogs. It's me on the controller
God
There's no doubt
There's no dokes!
Oh, you can get this.
Just don't get so much speed.
Like, your speed is good.
You don't want to hit the ball and keep boosting through it.
Basically, as soon as you make contact with the ball,
just stop boosting.
Third double tap.
That way, you don't go so far forward.
Your momentum will take you to the ball
if you get a perfect first touch.
Oh.
I can't get that.
Dude, I can't believe you're doing this.
Honestly, this is way better than even the musty feeling.
I feel like...
I know it's actually you now, and you're doing even better than the musty fake.
Yeah.
Yeah, even that even that's good like literally it's so good
I'm gonna get more speed in the first touch though
So don't watch as I'm going to be dead here, watch as I'm going to be dead here.
Okay, okay.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I don't know.
Air roll is a later problem.
I'll explain it all later.
I don't think you need it right now.
Just air roll to land on your wheels.
Oh, good.
Set up.
Jigs.
So don't hold forward on that touch.
So, as soon as you made a touch, you're pushing the front of your car down, um, it's not, like, you don't need to do that, literally just make the touch and just keep flying the same way, like, you don't need to pull down at all.
You're not trying to score, like, you're trying to just hit it to the back, you're not trying to get above it. The pull down was to get above it, right?
Yeah, like, you're already in that right spot, you see that, like, you're still in the right spot to hit it.
see just don't get in the habit of pulling down too much
my dick plays better than you so you play rocket league with your dick
uh sounds like you're a weirdo, brah
i'm excited to see you whip some of this out again
i know
but like this is like the annoying part for most people like the training like trying
to figure it out right but it's fun stuff I feel like I don't know like seeing
it seeing yourself be able to do this the first time it's pretty fun
oh okay it's because it's because you're not okay you got to treat the touches if
you're passing it to yourself you're kind of just slamming it high backboard
you won't be able to get there again your first touch has to kind of like set you
up the land on it. You'll get it. If you keep doing this, you'll get it.
Okay.
So I'm trying to do a double tap here.
Trying to do a double tap here, yeah, yeah.
You're close. You have the setup basically set like, perfect.
But even if you fuck up, you're scoring against your rank most of the time here.
You don't have enough speed here, for sure.
Momentum's huge when you go for these plays.
Oh my god, okay, thanks. You boosted way too much. You just held boost out of excitement like you got a
bow. I'm so excited. Shit. But your first touch was perfect. Look at look at the bushrow. You literally held it for like a
Good two seconds just straight up your car just blasting off the fucking tomorrow
Perfect, oh, we just lean forward you have this little habit of leaning forward a bit you don't need to do that
Yeah, it's a bad habit
But that's it's good for a shot with her backward touch. You don't really want to do it
Good chat I
Still think like even this self setup in a game if you can pop it up to yourself. It's really good. Okay for this
Okay, so you're going to jump up instantly Jinx, as soon as it starts you jump up and
you go for it.
You try to get a touch that's forward a bit.
It's going to be hard.
I believe in you though.
Try to get two touches.
In any way possible try to get two touches.
I'll be very surprised if you can, but it's possible.
We'll spend like two minutes.
I could show you.
Okay let me show you.
Let me show you.
Let me show you.
Let me show you.
Dude, don't waste time.
Two minutes.
I could show you.
Okay, let me show you.
Let me show you.
Let me show you.
So you don't waste time.
This is something that we could...
Listen, listen.
All I wanted to show you today was just how to do the aerial.
You could do it already.
It's a success.
A massive success.
You were way better at it than I would have ever imagined.
Literally.
Like, that's all I wanted to show you.
But for next time, once you start getting better, this is going to be one of the things
that we'll go over.
But basically, I'm going to do the same thing.
jump, tilt back, and just boosting toward it.
Feathering boost here.
Feathering boost the whole time.
My car is basically just locked into that position.
You're such a top still.
Jump, jump, tilt back.
I'm just tapping boosts.
I'm hitting underneath.
See, I'm passing it to myself,
like getting in the same spot where it goes to me every time.
You're such a top still.
I think so.
Main thing, don't do this.
Don't just hit it forward.
You can if you want, like I was practicing.
That's what I do.
Don't do that, and then don't like just do this either.
Don't go too fast.
So, tap your boost a bit, let the ball come down,
and just try to hit it underneath every time
and it's just forward and backward movement
that's all I'm doing
I'm not doing any left and right here
all forward, backward
in the same part of the car
but for you, I just want you to do this
just try to get one touch
and then go one more touch
okay?
if you can't
it's hard, but like, just see if you can do it
why not?
So let's get it to back a lot at the start.
Yeah, that's good.
That's good.
Yeah, don't drop it at the start, Jinx.
Literally just jump it away.
Exactly.
I just wanted to get a feel of like getting kicked at this.
Exactly, it's gonna get under.
Wait.
Whoa!
Okay!
Okay, you got two, bro.
Yeah, yeah, try to get two where you stay under it.
I think you can do it.
Well, you have to move your stick a little bit up and down sometimes.
You have to move a little bit to the right. You have to move the touch to the right.
Tiny bit to the right.
Yeah right, that was perfect, little re-correction.
I don't think I could ever do this.
Two minutes, Jinx. Two more minutes you got about.
Think of it as two touches, don't take it by the whole area.
Maybe in a month.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Oh!
This is something we'll definitely go over, I'll go over like a really simple five versions.
I just wanted to get an idea of what we can do, but I think that even just being able
to get to this ball, you couldn't get to this ball with Sword Brother, right?
Like if this ball is this high up, like literally just max for you to try to area for this ball.
Don't overcomplicate anything? Literally just try to hit this one.
Why is that like, you know what I mean? Even that's good, bro.
You didn't do that.
Wait, you're br- wait. Just don't even overcomplicate the usual aspect. Just hit it, bro.
It's actually a good practice though.
Try to get this in the net, bro. See if you can do it.
Just off the shot.
You single jump, you didn't jump a jump, you did it again.
There you go, there you go.
Dude, when I double jump, I can actually...
I know, but this is as high as the ball could possibly be.
I should have put one in that, in the aerial attack.
Dude, that's the highest the ball could be, for me.
You don't have to score, I just want to see what you can do.
Alright.
Bro, do you feel like you gained the skills a bit?
The end was demoralizing, but the double jump thing is so simple and easy.
It's good to keep you humble, bro.
Yeah.
You know what I mean?
There's always more to learn, right?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Dude, I still have your shits on the learn.
Dude, fuck.
What do you have to learn, bro?
Like fucking solving world peace?
I can show it. Let me show you.
Yeah, let me see.
What are you trying to learn right now?
There's this first touch tech.
Trying to perfect it.
You can get a very perfect first touch.
So you're still training, even though you left one of World Champion.
Did you see it?
Yeah.
You're like catching it with the ball.
So if it's perfect, the ball would just stick to you.
And you could basically nullify like, this is a max speed ball, I made this back, max
speed ball.
And you could just full nullify all the speed of the ball.
Just get the ball in the midair.
Yeah.
I mean that is pretty exact same.
And it's just insane because regularly people would expect you to hit it like this in a
game, right?
You can actually keep control off of this situation. It's hard, but
I don't know there's so there's so much little
Like that's that's pretty good
Because you want to always like play the game to keep control
I speak you want to always play the game to like
Keep control of the ball, right? So any any mechanic you can learn that keeps the control of the ball more is good
That was sexy, bro. That was sexy squish
And the little fling I did was the thing you talked about earlier, the pop, the pop reset, yeah.
Alright Squishy, you ready to watch me try to hit flat?
Bro, I want to see you hit an error so bad. Don't like spam go for it, but I would, wait, turn it starts.
In a minute. Who could I get?
Wait, can we shoot?
Who could I get?
You can't buy second chance if you can't get anyone right away.
Yeah.
Jax, let's go in solo
Skex, is he in a game now?
Have you won one?
I have not, never won
Yeah, Skex's in a game, he's not gonna be able to play this
No way
You could do the second chance with him if you wanted to
Jack, Kate will be also like 10.
Bro, I'm so happy to see you aeriling, bro. You're gonna have so much fun going in the air now.
Jack, did I play the tournament or what?
It's so late to get to see him.
I want to get a fucking team
It's awesome no glacier I'm mad impressed with what you just did and like it took me three minutes to hit your first actual aerial
And within 15 minutes you had it basically down
Yeah, you know what fuck this tournament. I'm gonna play right and then I'll put it to be two tournament
I'm gonna play rank. I wanna get platinum once.
Make a squish.
Jack! Squishy! Look, see what I did? This is what I do for stream standards now.
I've played all three at once.
You played quads? You're silvering quads?
Um, I played quads one time. I'm never playing that again.
That shit is ass.
It's chaotic as fuck, I think. It's just too much going on. You barely get to touch the ball.
Yeah, Chad, I mean, I played the 2v2 tournament in two hours!
Man, I didn't give in.
I laughed, I laughed.
I can't wait to wake up from the stairs touching
I order Wendy's or McDonald's drinks dude don't order either listen listen wait ah there's
good shit you can get from Wendy's there is good stuff you gave for Wendy's though okay it depends
squishy do you want diarrhea yeah sure okay careful what you wish for if you want diarrhea
chicken nuggets fries chocolate frosting that's basically my order my regular order
But you have so much word about will be on the English this guy's fine. I mean this car
This is the first time I've ever used Bat, Bat will be out of the line.
Yeah this car is all gone!
What up?
Woohoo!
I got a double jump out there.
I got a double jump.
Squishy, I'm up.
So the biggest thing that I want you to remember is that you have both those things unlocked.
You could either jump and flip or you could double jump to the high ball.
Don't only do one don't default to this one every learn something new it's easier
Oh when you get demoed it shows like the bat the Batman side
Yeah, just when you get them
They got a good handle on shoulders, they know what they're doing. They know what they're doing
They gotta get out of my shoulders
Yes
you know.
I was going to spam it.
You know what I mean?
Fuck!
Hold it backwards.
I have no idea when we're packing.
I do want to pack it.
It's super easy though.
Like it's just to get it's just to remind you you could do this. I feel like you don't do it.
Now this part is really different with like ground touches like that because it's so skinny.
But you can get some crazy ass shots.
Oh, that's a jump. Yep. Yep.
Wait a minute. Oh
2v1 for 2v1
You're good, you're good
That was pretty low
That was pretty low
That was still jump-aslip-able
That shot was jump-aslip-able
I think higher than that
That you could jump-aslip for
But I like that you went for it
I don't even care that you missed
2v1
2v1
Okay, dad, if you lose a 2v1, I'm getting on
I
Have to be one
You guys are fighting for the ball. Oh, it's all you buddy. It's all you buddy. Oh my god
What you did it bro, I did it
Straight out the fucking time
Oh, you literally did it! You did it!
It was the idea of what you said!
You could jump down, huh, bud?
Rogan, worst after training, Alexander, shut your little ass up!
Shut up, Alexander!
I should have just let you rip it.
Yeah, but remember, everybody's stupid.
Everybody's dumb.
Nobody thinks about their team had all of this game. Everybody wants the gold.
Oh, go again, go again.
Oh, shit.
I tried to do the thing.
Yeah, no, no, no.
No, no, no, no.
No, no, no, no.
You got to get out.
Yeah, I got to get out.
You got to get out.
You got to get out.
You got to get out.
I don't want to let you down.
No, you're not going to let me down.
Why didn't you fuck up?
I want to let you down.
Sorry, man.
Yo, yeah, I like that you went for it.
You went for the double jump.
I saw you backflip.
That means you went for the double jump.
Like, dude, keep going for it until you get it down, bro.
Literally.
That's in your neck!
Ahhhhh!
It hits!
Chicksie.
This is the worst play to go in every scene.
Like, you guys are in each other's assholes at all times.
Like, you literally slam them in the ass for a minute.
Just bump them, bro.
Just bump them.
Whoo!
This car is so long.
This car is the opposite of my dick.
It is so long. I can get crazy
That's game sand squishy look look I went for right here game sense that guy's pissed. He's like this guy's popular
Now you need to I'm here to win
this is a fucking joke you diamond is everything does I know I would rather
like die than be platinum okay be careful what you might be you might be
also stuck in the platform in it bro you got the tech to get out like
No, I have the tactics.
That's the thing. I have the tactics.
No, you do. I have the tactics.
What is your teammate doing legitimately?
I need to ask this question.
Listen to everybody I play with.
What the fuck is going on?
What the fuck is going on, man?
Bro, this car is so much aura!
YouTube, I'm about to end on YouTube
because I'm gonna play a hype song. I'm sorry.
I'm sorry
You too. I love y'all squishy. You know what song I need to hit Batman. What's up?
Squishy, this is the song that
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait
All of the lights
That is the fucking D-height song
Wait, you better hit plat two. I know I'm two wins away in twos squishy. I'm upgrading crap. I'm upgrading my skills
Oh that game you actually ripped out an aerial from the exact tack that we did this video
Did the exact aerial
It was almost there
I'm telling you, I'm taking my game to the next level
I'm taking my game to the next level
He didn't even know that I'm actually in on this one
I'm like, why are you
High-fives, turn up, Squishy
Tinkering your tinkering
Do you think I have the skill set to get platinum and once
Do you have the skill set to get platinum and once yes for sure
For sure that area was less important. It's more important to get good like drifting push me on the floor and like turning
Which you are a lot better at your drift
All right, that's perfect! My god!
Look at how quick he is to the ball! Swishy look!
See, I'm looking.
He air rolled and then shot it.
You guys, I don't know. Yeah, might be diamond players.
Maybe more.
Where's your teammate?
Play the rebound.
Play the rebound.
Slop.
I'm gonna say Jumpy Fist
Don't forget the Douglas
Right, what's a Douglas you told me?
What an aura of middle name, Douglas
Alfredo, Alfredo Angel
Do you see the demo stuff?
It's just like...
Poetry in motion bro.
Look at the back lip.
No.
My middle name is Alfredo Angel.
It's a double middle name.
Me, me, me, me, me!
Slap!
That's not slap.
Make me know you don't I don't I want you to win bro
I have no fix. This guy knows how to speak with them.
How are you so bad at the mid-game?
Okay I think you're playing Smurfs. This guy keeps like, air rolled power shot.
like you guys don't know this yeah ignore this game ignore this game
throw it away throw it away honestly oh wait you're the best wait wait oh you
can win you can win you can win hold on
let's go what you already saying dude I'm locked in now I was I was saying ignore
the game like like don't care about the game because they're probably smurfing
But if you can win win
Yeah, I forgot that
I
Oh
Want to demo this child?
Just look vote the forfeit vote the forfeit jinx get out of here like don't don't let the Smurfs get the best of you bruh
But it's like every fucking game
Squishy into every game I
I know bro, I know, I know.
Hey, y'all are saying it's not a Smurf?
That guy's a Smurf.
He's Aero Power Shotting.
I don't see anyone apply Aero Power Shotting.
Yeah, jump equals Smurf, not Smurf.
They just fight because they want their RIPA!
They just want their fucking RIPA!
Play the second time, RIPA!
You know that thing where it's like
You versus the rank you deserve or whatever everyone does doing that shit on this game would be hilarious
Because everyone thinks they're better than they are
Every single rank thinks they're like two ranks out
They're just doing things at a level that's just too consistent for this right I think it might be but
Yeah, no, I agree. I agree
Most basic shot yeah, but we're in flat like we don't do this every time in flat
We're teammates wall-dashing
Why is the smurf never on my-
That- that- that- that- that- that's my question.
What is that?
Yeah, it's HealyPinch, bro.
Okay, Chad, is he not smurfing?
Is he not smurfing?
No, listen, my Chad would rather die than admit somebody smurfing.
This guy's not smurfing.
He's- he's like-
His clan tag has sucked my dick, by the way.
This guy's smurfing one million.
not a smirking, you guys will never admit it
also a fast kickoff
i feel like you should be getting sniped less
because you're higher
Dude, you don't understand, it's every game.
It's easier for like a smurf to make it a count on being silver gold, but being in plat takes some time.
Surprise.
Aren't you made not forfeiting though?
Why is he just forcing you against your will to play this?
It's just imagine being this much of a delinquent to where you don't want to play against Dylans
and champs anymore, so you play against flat ones to like boost your like disgusting growth
for me.
Like later on, look at him.
Okay, like he could have gotten away with it if he didn't do the ceiling pinch, like
Maybe you can justify it, but soon pitch just out of many things
Thanks watch this I watch this I watch this play you did the double jump into a 50 brah double jump
50 their ass and then it's just in their hole, bro. We did good. That's good. Even with the perfume
Yeah, I guess I'm starting over lining bar
Saw we go bro get some ass dude get some fucking ass
I'll be back
Yo star star star guy in the game
Can you admit that you're smurfing so the check and stop saying jump equals smurf in your specific case?
Star star star guy
He's got to be in the chat.
He is.
He said yes.
He said yes.
You see, you guys, you don't like, like, yes Smurf.
Of course he's a Smurf.
Of course he's a Smurf.
D2, D2.
That's what I said about diamonds.
Brother, not even caught, bro.
like he just admitted it to us. He's lying, he's capping, he's trash. Okay? He said yes,
Smurf. Thank you for being honest man. I'll let Jynxx know and he'll be happy to hear.
equal smurf no I mean okay
chat when is the last time you shit your pants
probably when I was like a baby I don't know if I had pants on though
What do you mean by that?
You can just stop using the booster creeper.
What do you mean by that?
In what way?
Jack, coming in with a little bit of a hot take, coming in with a little bit of a hot
take. Milk is better than chocolate milk. I agree with that.
You want to do the backboard training? Oh yeah, okay, so you have to put in a code because you
didn't favorite it last time. You don't have it right? Backboard defense for Dinksy, you don't have
of it? No. Okay, ready for the code? Yes. Okay, so seven E F D. Yep. dash D 007. Okay.
three zero C yeah dash nine AC five then favorite it so you have it in case so
this is this is all just say just say it's fine it's fine you did this last
time too with this bag when you're pretending to be in the game so this is
driving up this is boosting up the wall and just trying to make content boost
boost insta, boost insta
exactly
this is just to get you in the mindset where you don't let the ball roll toward your mat
like actually do something about it
meet the ball like
don't go toward it so much let it like meet it like halfway up the wall
yeah yeah exactly
so everyone when they do these like for the first time they always try to meet the ball
but you can let the ball come to you a little bit
see a big melt try hit it more to the corner if you can turn into it yeah
exactly that's a good touch that's a good thing that's a good touch this is
good enough you got it this is the main thing for these sneak shots I'm trying to
think about going up the wall instead of like jumping for something like this or
like being awkward on the floor you know it's easy it's easy peck it gets a
little hard toward the end we have to jump off the wall but we'll try it.
And like try to get comfortable like even tapping your break if you turn the wall if
you're going too fast.
So this one might go off the wall a bit.
Yeah, actually it's fine you can just try it on the wall.
So try to flip into the jinx, try to front flip into it when you're about to make contact.
Yeah, like, not perfect, but try to hit it with the front of your car.
PURGABUL, PUSSISTED, I'M ALRIGHT TO THAT!
Yeah.
Yeah, exactly, that was a really good touch.
So you're adding back wall clears to the arsenal now.
So this is a side flip off the wall.
So get boost, boost insta, boost insta, and side flip off the wall, like near the wall.
Yeah.
you
you
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Here's perfect
That was good, bro
easier
Yeah
It's just under the game of giga contact flip into like picture the ground as if it's the wall jinx and try to hit it
Right after it's the back load like that. Yeah, exactly
Yo, okay, what is that? Thanks. There you okay, bro
No.
This is what happens when I'm like eight hours into a stream.
I just lose my mind.
Oh, it's been eight.
I've been live for ten hours, brother.
Ten!
Yo, I haven't lived until 9am.
Saturday and Sunday, I'm going to be live the whole fucking day.
I'm going to be up at 11am.
Jesus Christ.
You said these.
I can do that. Come on!
Ah!
Gotta wait a little bit. Wait a little bit.
Yeah!
Yeah!
Yo bro.
So this one I wanted to just show you that.
Oh you bit it right in.
I wanted to show you that you can just get any touch on the backwards.
But I aimed to get it to the opposite corner.
You can just drive into it. You don't even need to flip.
Just try to get it to the opposite corner.
To the right corner.
So you gotta hit it more on the left side of the wall.
Even just that. No, but even just that's like...
Now in a game no one's gonna read that
There's just really comfortable in the backward especially when you're in this POV and like it feels a little awkward training left and right sometimes
That's a pinch you scored
You know you scored
Okay, so this shot happens all the time go back one this shot happens literally all the time in your fucking brain
Just keep repeating it
Like I feel like every time in your rank you'll wait in that or like someone will let it go above them
It's just awkward
I know I know but like look how easy it is when you just go for it. It's not that bad
You're gonna miss what nine out of ten times
Whoa, you don't have to you don't have to go this fast for things that you can literally like imagine you have no boost
Try to deal with those numbers
Don't boost at all
For this next one
Thanks, hello
Is this mostly play okay now I'm so stuck with my dindy instantly
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, what the fuck is that?
Why did you not listen why did you not listen in sir look at my stream?
No, no, I'm paranoid as fuck. What the fuck?
fuck me
oh my god
why did you do it 2 whole time?
that's exactly 3 seconds for 8 hours
and I'm on zombie
okay okay okay
I trust you I trust you
bro just look at my screen
I trust you I trust you
just do it no booms
I trust you
it was weird though
that was like the same timing that he would
cause there was a few times when I was doing it with him where he just wasn't listening to me
I was like okay
I just assume sometimes you just don't pay attention what I'm saying, which is fine, but he did it so many times that day
That's perfect, that's perfect
Okay, try this try this. Oh, this is testing it. This is testing drinks. Okay. Yeah, just turn left and then turn right quickly
Turn left and turn right. Okay. Now do you jump you want to open the two jumps one jump two jumps after
Okay. Fair enough. It's real. It's real.
Get off me! God damn it!
Yes!
Bro!
I'm cool!
I'm paranoid, okay?
Damn!
It's me, dude! Shit!
It's fucking me!
Well, you just flew through that pack,
you just flew through that pack
and must have tended to be
you took him fucking 35 minutes to do that pack.
Alright, bro. Now I'm gonna apply for it.
Musty really thinks you're ass because he took 35 minutes of that back
He didn't think I'm like trash, bro. Musty thinks I'm like ass like complete an ass. Yes. Musty thinks I'm terrible
Here I am thinking you could irritable across the map and this guy's making you miss a rolling ball for 35 minutes
Which switch down watch this I'm gonna literally bend this guy over
Okay, I'm watching
See, he can't speak for like a minute.
See, brother?
You could just tell when somebody's a smurf and somebody isn't.
Wait, press your tournament, or press a tab or...
What is it called?
He's won a diamond tournament.
He's won a diamond tournament, brother.
Proved that you deserve that diamond tournament title, bro.
I wish he didn't go 3!
IF YOU WANT A DIMIT TOURNAMENT!
This game has no structure!
How is it bro, it wasn't that long ago!
What season are we in right now?
I have no idea. 26 maybe?
Oh but it is 1's though Jake, so it probably is like
Plat 3 and 2's.
Like legit.
Yeah but he's flipping!
God!
I just need to flip a new squirt on me, I think that's all good.
possible. Yeah, but you speak like an Europe world. No. Oh,
nice. You have so much time. So so much. Oh, you don't
miss that now. You don't miss that now.
This is what I do, bro. This is what I do.
How far are you off flat in this? I'll check out the game.
I'll say
This guy's not a straight you could beat him he was diamond, but you're going to be diamond
He's a has been
The ass shots with this car by the way are fucking insane
Now I'm going to jump on the next demo
You know what I mean?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's what I thought about earlier
Walling it
Taking the boost
I think the next thing I want to try to teach you and live of it is dribbling on the car
It's going to be in a bit though
Yeah
But I feel like you have so much better control now of like
Hahaha!!!
Hahaha!!!
Never will you say thanks when I miss the demo.
Come on, son of a bFๆฅ u.
You don't realize how good of a demo that is because on this POV he see the ball up
in the air he doesn't see you at all on the ground by the way.
He has no idea you're going to demo him.
That's tech too.
If you can hit the ball high up they gonna see ball can, they don't see you at all after
So I'm beating a guy who'd want to die
You do for sure, but then they should immediately be revoked because you bring to mute you your back shots
Everybody in one in five is not the same to this thing you got this bro. He missed you miss
Once is all about Jefferson Jefferson once is all about keep it simple dude. He's doing too much. He's DTM
He's DTM
So you want a diamond tournament brother win again?
But you know what I noticed
What
This is the most
Fallen knowledge thing I'm ever gonna say
Every time I play against someone all of these tournament wins are season 21
Is that like a really popular season for rocket league or something?
It's always
Legitimately as a professional player. I had no clue what season we were on at like they all felt like the same
Wait, oh, it's the current season. That's the current season
yeah
i haven't known what season we're on in a millennium i just play and then yeah
what's up now jixie hold up this guy's talking to you
oh lock it lock it this guy's talking to you
what were you saying i couldn't hear you over the same
okay
what were you saying what were you saying i love that play
I
Never told you about the pads the pad pathing that's tech that's like really good second easy
I get first round in every tournament I play. How does this gotta have a diamond tournament?
I lose gold tournaments! I lose gold! And I lose the sluice! I lose you the first goddamn round!
Hey, don't forget you're an SSL tournament winner.
No, they four-footed in every game.
No, don't forget you're an SSL tournament winner.
I'm just saying, if you won that title, then there's a chance this guy won that title the same way.
I mean you could have got there a little bit and then had people like low-key not try that much
It's possible. I've never beat a diamond tournament winner in a 1v1 game
This is like I'm beating as I said that
Except I never told you about the pad pad things and stuff
No, I kind of am learning them a little bit but teach me about it
There's two that are like really easy. I could I'll show you quickly in there
I'll screen share it for like 30 seconds, I'll show you how to do it.
So, like, each pad gives you 12 boosts.
You can pick up like 5 pads, you can basically do anything in the game with 5 pads.
Like getting like little lines of 5 pads is really good.
Jinx, you don't listen to him. I did not get carried.
Brother, are you sniping?
Thank God you can't stream sniper, brother. You can choose like that.
Yeah, I don't know how you play Siege or bad, you have to have the lay right, it's insane
to that.
But they do have Stringer mode in the chip, Rocket should improve my Stringer mode, Rocket
have a fake Gamer type.
Daddy's jumping.
Daddy's jumping.
Alright, two girls is loosable here, just play smart.
Even just play your lead at this point if you want to.
What do you mean by play your lead?
Like just don't even go for a goldest defend there.
The league brings you the game here.
I mean you score here you just want to have to score.
Yeah no, if you can score an empty net, go for it.
But like I'm just saying if you have a way to just kill time, just kill time.
That's that.
I'm nine hours in all right. It's gotta get
No, like I said bro as soon as I heard about this new two thing nothing's off the table now like like
anything you ever tell me ever I'm gonna fully believe that it's possibility that's just that's
just what I think of you now yes bro
Let's go, yeah we won, we won our first game, alright Squishy show me the pad, uh, pad
shit.
Alright, it's really easy, it's really just something I have to remember, I'm going to
show you the two easiest ones.
See you on comedy, baby, boo.
See you on comedy, baby, boo.
Hold on, where the fuck is my discord, oh.
Yo, Astro, thank you for the show, Sam Timwon, I'm in here now, Squish, good to see you,
Yes, I'm in the rest. I'm in the rest. All right
All right
Where's it so
Bruce standard, okay, you wait on my boost quick
Take it see. Yep. So let's assume you went for like a play
And you're playing like three or two. You want to get back?
Just literally straight back is like 72 boost. I think
You know memory
and then yeah and then if you want to go a little bit more complicated I mean it's
almost on her boost without having to go to the corners right and it's really
safe
if you want to get a little more complicated you just take this these ones
and then you can wrap around yeah so
there's two there's two main ones that I would do is that it wraps around like
this
edge or you could do straight back
and then if you're defending and you need boost quick you could do this
I'm gonna waste my boost you take these ones
I love it. I love it. It's like the top of the 18. I love it
So like I had 72 boost if and you stay like defending your net the whole time to see you keep all came on and just
Yeah, you don't have to go for the corners
Yeah, so every time you're waiting for like the play let's say at 69 boost you're still going for the boost
You could just rotate like into a wider position take this boost and just be ready
with the hunter.
That's good!
Right?
Yeah.
And then, uh, the situation would be like, if that boost is taken, I would just rotate
here and grab these, these pads, and just be in a good spot to go again.
Your teammate could just follow.
Bro, you don't even really need the big boost, man.
You can live off that.
No, you don't.
Yeah, if you, if you pad correctly, if I, if I hit it here, for example, I just wait
for my teammate to touch and you go like middle, right?
Bro, you don't even need the big boost.
Yeah.
Once you learn pathing, it'll be a lot easier.
So I would say, Jinx, just do the outside ones
and then the central ones.
The central ones are easiest.
It's a straight line.
You don't have to think.
OK.
Let her just get full speed and go down the middle.
OK, Papa.
But that's mainly, that's going to help the most in like,
twos and threes when you have a teammate to go for the ball
in between.
And in one, it's a little harder to just commit to the line
and do that, you know?
Yep.
Let me grab my Wendy's.
One second.
One second.
I'm going to grab my Wendy's.
did you get the shot coming across to you?
Oh no, I forgot about my food.
BAH!
Chad, my doorknob driver didn't send a picture.
Half the time when that happens, they eat it.
And another guy's speed flipping and goes 3-1s.
BAH!
Bunch of trouble controller in my ass.
Take chop.
I'm so excited. I mean, oh my god, I'm lost. Oh my god! I'm lost!
Come over to me little buddy. Alright, this is normally when I hop off. Yeah. He's air-driven.
air dribbling. I'm not gonna hop off. I'm not gonna let the smurfs win. But good god.
I actually got get stream spied more than like any other history in gaming ever. It's
insane. I don't know why. Hold up, wait a minute. Have you ever tried playing at BR?
Ah, look up, Jixi plays Fortnite.
Trust me.
I'll sit down.
Or you can let Jixi, why is nobody jumping?
Look up, Jixi, why is nobody jumping?
OK, that's right, dude.
I'll do that.
I'm just going to for it.
That is so boring.
This guy's air dribbling and speed flipping.
Maybe just leave ones for now.
Let's walk it.
But am I ever going to be able to get out of ult, Ray?
Every time I play it's just like this.
I mean it's not a thing of the same.
LITERALLY FUCK YOUR SHIT!
When one gets burned, when one gets burned, when one gets burned, when one gets burned, when one gets burned, when one gets burned, when one gets burned.
I am fucking out of here.
There's some prozings that don't even touch ones at all.
FUCKING FUCK
He's smurfing his little dick off. Oh my god
Hi, Viscals, what do you want?
box it. Yes. I'm talking to a guy. I just need a budget. So just think about a number
in your head right now that you want to that you want to spend now. The really rare shit
is expensive. How expensive? I know you got it. Okay. How expensive? 100s of thousands.
A box.
That's a really, really rare shit.
Wait, hi box. Say that stupid shit again.
The rare shit is like 100k plus.
That would be such a good stream though.
Oh my god.
So I could literally, if I wanted to spend $100,000 in Pokemons.
Is it a budget?
No, I can't do that.
I won't be able to look at myself in the mirror.
like okay okay is there a chance like let's say I spent $100,000 on a
Pokemon box is there a chance I could make money on it
yeah there's definitely a chance of course alright don't be fucking don't be
fucking Bernard what is the chance what is the chance
That change is very low, uh, that's the same problem.
Slim, Slim, chat saying Slim, one percent.
So I'm gonna just lose money.
Bro, I can't even do like, have I?
You should pick up, pick up the chances though.
What is the most expensive box I can buy?
Ooh, let me ask him right now.
What is the most expensive?
Is he on the phone with you?
What's the most expensive box I could buy in the world because I'm gonna do it I'm gonna do it
I'm not gonna take all around I'm gonna do it. Yeah
Actually, don't pull me too
But just
Just going off Google
It's a base set first edition factory sealed booster box and that sells individual boxes
400k to 500k
From 1990.
What did you just say?
Hi guys, that is a home. That's a home, hi guys.
You want me to spend a house on fucking Pokemons?
Yeah, what do you mean deal? No, there's a home.
The first edition, like, hollow Charizard, you know that one, like the Max win?
That's one that's worth like five mil?
Uh, I believe so.
But that's the one that, um...
or that's the box that has it in it.
So, I could get a PSA-10.
How about, I will suck your penis, bro.
I could get a PSA-10 Charizard.
oh my god bro that's kind of like god it is cinema it is bro oh my god so
Basically you're saying to buy one box for a hot cat.
You can do that. What do you want to do?
Uh, no. I'm not...
High-five. High-five. High-five. High-five.
That is literally like a car.
Freedom?
A car.
Yeah, it's like a GT3 fucking RS for a motherfucking Pokemon box, dude.
This is interesting, I bet.
How do I know when I'm gonna get scammed?
Is this guy legit?
How do I know when I'm gonna get scammed?
Is this guy legit?
Yes, that's how I have a chance.
This is the sixth scamp.
Wow, he looks legit.
It's bold outside.
I love it.
I go for a guy who's literally just champed to them this.
This game has no structure!
He's just not prepared for someone like...
Bye.
Now I'm gonna have to kill you.
Hi, guys.
You know what, dude?
Let's set up a Discord talk with this guy.
Can I talk to this guy?
Right, right, right now?
I can talk to this guy right now.
Yeah, yes.
Well, I'll talk to him right now.
Well, hi guys, this could be the best stream I've ever played.
It would also be the most expensive stream I've ever played.
Bye, Thor!
They're gonna be, uh, chickens.
Me that could ask Bernard-
NO NO NO!
Leave him out of this, actually!
FUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!
Oh, Bernard gives the worst advice ever, so get one more.
No! No! Bernard gives the worst advice ever.
Jack, is that a children's game?
Pokemon's at the, Pokemon's alive.
Pokemon is alive now.
That's what it is.
They're girlfriend's.
What about my girlfriend, Squishy?
What happened to your girlfriend?
Uhh...
Squish basically told me they would ban me if I catch up.
If you talk to your girlfriend?
Uh, yeah.
Alright.
That was a little crazy.
I
All right, I'm gonna call you back in 10 minutes. All right
Hi best, oh man, I want to talk to this guy
Don't you dare drag
I
Think I
learned I
Want to talk to this guy yo Island yo, what's up wait, so you're the Pokemon guy
I do Pokemon so yeah, yeah, I'm the Pokemon guy
All right, dude look
Let me like I have so many questions asked you
First off, how long have you collected Pokemon?
I have the answers.
Since I was a kid, man, and I never stopped.
I've been a never collecting card ever since,
but I've done new yield and magic and Pokemon all throughout.
OK, well ask, how is that not a fucking goal?
Oh, sorry.
Ask, I buy some.
Mark your leak.
Yes, I'm going to try not to rage at the phone.
So ask, I buy some basically native Pokemon.
your life legit, right?
Your legit?
Yeah, I've worked with a lot of creators
to pretty much provide everybody reputable boxes.
The main thing is people are worried about
getting re-sealed products and things like that,
and people want somebody that generally knows
knowledge about the hobbies, so yeah, I've been around,
and I help out people that ask for help.
Okay, so what is the most expensive,
what is the most expensive boxes I could buy
in all the game I've ever played?
I have two of them on hand right now, which are pretty interesting.
I have an expedition basic box.
This was printed during the Wizards of the Coast era,
during the time where there were, you know,
as the last couple of sets that they were printing,
before Pokemon fully took over.
As well as I have a hole in Phantoms box,
which also features gold stars, which are insanely high.
So you have a chance of getting a gold star in there.
So both of those boxes, I would say, are pretty high,
if you're trying to open something that's exciting,
and at the same time too, something that a lot of people haven't really opened.
Okay, and if I were to get a gold star, how much would that be worth?
You know what I mean?
So, in the Holy Phantom, let's see, I mean, you know, I'm sure you kind of been following along
with everything going on lately, right, and the Pokemon sale that Logan Paul had.
We don't know the state of the market currently, but let me see if I can get you
some prices of those gold stars, you know, prior to, I'm sure it's probably even more now,
But there's a Gold Star Mewtwo and a Gold Star Pikachu out of that set that I really, really saw it after. Really nice.
I think there's a couple that just finished Oxygen as well, so I could pull out those prices for you here in just a moment.
How much is the Gold Star Mewtwo worth?
Let's see here. It is...
Let's see...
Hey, sorry.
Have you opened Pokemon stuff before?
No, I've never done a box opening, but I've heard Pokemon has went up in value more than
the stock market.
Is that true?
It's always, it always has been.
I've told people this from the beginning of time to collect and enjoy Pokemon.
Like, even before COVID, there's always cycles of Pokemon getting popular and, you know,
slowing down and getting more popular and slowing down.
It's inevitable.
Pokemon always determined to do one.
It's the biggest IP in the world.
Yes, what I understand is like if these cards, because the ones that are worth the most are the ones that are made of the 90s, correct?
Yeah, the 90s, 2000s as well, yeah.
And obviously for someone to buy a box that has to be unopened, right?
Unopened, yes, yes.
So that means there's a scarce amount, correct?
Correct, yes.
So how are you able to run your business if it keeps getting more and more and more and more and more scarce every day, every year that goes on, more people are opening boxes?
Because not everybody buys the expensive, you know, iron boxes. There's, you know, mid-tier boxes. There's modern products. There's products that Pokemon continue to produce all the time.
So there's always things to collect. There's always things to, you know, add to your collection and opening.
But if you're talking about the old stuff, it is being opened less and less now like I think during COVID time was probably
Some of the most fun times but those are some of the best days
You know Pokemon week opening up boxes with creators and that's when you saw some of the most vintage boxes being opened
But it has definitely slowed down. It is definitely slowed down for sure
So like I mean every every day that goes on these vintage boxes are just gonna keep going up in value, right?
they do yes I've told people this for forever I mean Pokemon think of Pokemon
as history and art at the same time if if sports cards if art pieces can be 100
million 450 million for a piece of art that has historical whatever it is a
piece of art right why can't Pokemon be a fraction of that all right Pokemon makes
a lot more sense than a lot of those items does it not yeah yeah and I also
Also, like, for me, bro, um, I hate all that crypto bullshit, I hate all that NFT bullshit,
but Pokemon makes sense to me, because the cards have rarity, because, like, oh my god,
it just choked it off the map.
Like a PSA 10 Charizard made in the fucking 90s, that has actual value, like that makes
sense to me.
You know what I'm saying?
Yeah, there's only so many of them out there.
So like, what's your most expensive box, sir?
Um, as of right now, it's available.
I mean, if you want a first edition base of box, it's available.
But the price is, uh, I'd have to quote you that a little bit later,
since, uh, they've been kind of going everywhere.
But currently on hand, uh, a whole of Fanos box would be a nice opening to do.
That's about 120,000.
Me, huh?
That is like a fucking hellcat souped up with like a wing and a fucking quadruple.
engine like brother fuck okay what is the thing I mean a bottle of whiskey can
be 700,000 right McCall it I mean was it Yamazaki a million dollars you're doing
this whole sales pitch shit I can tell you fucking financing people both and
now in the history of everything that I sold all the creators all the openings
we've done right I've always helped out all the different creators I've gotten
them boxes and I've made literally virtually nothing all I ask in return
is that you know we have a good time and I'm a part of the opening that's a
hundred percent a fact we can go back even misses boxes and everything I didn't
make money on that man bro what's your biggest sale like what is your biggest
sale we've sold we've sold we've sold some big things we've sold some big
things to some people in Singapore in the past.
Why, could you give me like a figure of like a rain?
Seven digits, definitely.
Yo, hold up.
You so set, was it a box?
Yeah, it was a couple of boxes and a PSA tensor.
Which I mean at that time was cheap compared to now so the buyer is quite happy with the
current ecosystem or everything.
So he made money, he made money.
He definitely made money but a lot of times what I've noticed is that these people that
buy some of these high end items are trying to own it just to own it because they have
fucking money right?
So they just want to have that item so if you ask them hey are you going to sell it
now that it's up?
They're not going to sell it.
They're gonna sell it you're saying to buy the hollow thing
How it down if that's a box that you like right? I mean again, you don't have to buy the most expensive box right there
There's cheaper boxes. There's modern boxes that are several hundred dollars
I'd love for you to open those right and you know enjoy the hobby open packs, and you know kind of chase some
I'm trying to get right to the final boss dude.
I'm trying to...
So you want a first edition basic box?
I want to make this my most like expensive stream ever.
You get what I'm saying?
Wow.
So what do I buy? I want to buy one box.
Well I mean then you just go for a first edition basic box,
but the last sale was half a mill that just finished in the same auction block as Logan Paul.
But everybody doesn't want to sell it for half a million now. Everybody wants more than that.
So, could you sell me a box that is $500,000?
Yeah, we definitely can get you a box.
Yeah.
So like, what could I get in this box? Could I get a $5 million car?
You can get a first edition Charizard or multiple. The most out of the one box is three.
The least is zero. Logan Paul's box was a great box, but did not have a Charizard,
but you can get up to three in a box, is what we've seen in the past.
Okay, what are the odds of that? What are the odds of getting one for a Charizard?
Okay, so 16 hollows, you should get 12 hollows in a box. The Charizard's one of the 16.
It's no rarer to get a Charizard than any other hollow.
I like the sound of what you're saying.
that's that's 100% fax that's 100% fax because that's when they printed these
boxes back in the day
Jesus Murphy but a bro like I'm pretty sure if I spent $500,000 on a box like
my dad would slap me in the face but you know what what else could I get I mean
the decision on buying it is in my opinion not bad the decision to open is
going to be a larger decision that you know yeah maybe you should be slapped
the face right but I mean to buy a piece of history to buy a piece of Pokemon and
is a separate story right so opening it is where yeah what you're saying is like
you're a idiot if you open these boxes I mean some some people still do it
because it's it's entertainment right like Logan Paul just you know they just
open a box it's it's an event it's for entertainment you can get some crazy
cards in there all right that's the only way to get another first-aid
Charizard that has a good chance of being in your pristine condition because
is all the ones that exist already, right?
God, bro, this is really intense business to shit.
This is good.
All right, bro.
Wait, what's the box you said that was 150?
What was that box?
Box, that was one.
120, 121, 30, hole in Phantoms.
So that one features Delta Species Cards.
It features the Gold Star Mewtwo
and the Gold Star Pikachu.
and it features a lot of really cool cards.
It was also the reason why the box is kinda sought after.
It was printed during a time when Pokemon wasn't popular,
so Pokemon didn't print as many of these boxes
during that time.
So it's actually quite a rare box.
Bro, you're such a salesman, dude.
Oh my God, you really are.
I mean, I don't need you to buy anything.
I just love talking about the hobby, dude.
Like, you could never buy anything.
I have people that message me and talk all the time, dude.
People think I have to sell something.
I don't have to sell anything, dude.
I really don't have to sell anything, you know?
But I always tell people if you're gonna buy something make sure you're buying things from a reputable source. That's it
The worst thing that can happen is you know
Excuses bought a couple boxes before like jungle and fossil and we've kind of ripped those for fun
Which I think you probably buy for half the price that's still worth now
What are you doing dude? Wait, I'm getting impressed by my skin. What are you doing?
What a moment sir, I'll be back in two minutes good
Now you know what never mind
Yo, bro, yo buddy buddy buddy buddy your buddy. Can you hear me buddy buddy?
Fuck this guy. Fuck this guy. Fuck him. I hate this game! Alright, so here's what I can do, bro.
I can buy. I can spend 150 out of the box. I cannot spend 500 out of the box.
Do you hear what I'm saying? Yeah, maybe open something smaller or open some new stuff first to get an idea of what the hobby is about.
You know what I mean? See if it's for you. I can make a package for you with some packs and stuff like that.
that. Okay. What would your package entail? What would your package entail? Maybe some of the more
modern, you know, packs and boxes, maybe a little English, maybe a little Japanese, which those are
the two prominent language, you know, boxes and cards people have. Okay. So what would your package
entail? What would I be spending? Whatever you want, you can be like, hey, you know what, let's do
five five grand and I'll make you a package with some packs and boxes of
all different stuff you know equate it could equate it to that amount it could
be a thousand it could be ten thousand it could be five thousand so like it
could be five it could be five hundred bucks dude it could be whatever you want
so okay let's do I was gonna get a box how much how long does it take to open a
box. Depends on how fast you open the packs if you know how but not too long.
There's 36 packs in a typical box of English. And in that one pack you said
it's called the Hala something Hala? Hulled Phantoms. Yeah Hulled Phantoms is
the name of the set. Let me see. What's the best thing I can get from that? Here I'll
link it I'll link it to you in chat one more time. It's in the group you can
click it that shows you all the cards and that's a comprehensive list of that
This is it.
So you can pull it up here.
This is it, sir.
Okay.
That's it.
If you could see it and maybe pull it up, you can see all the different cards in that
set as well.
EX Harlem Phantoms.
This was released in 2006.
So the number one thing is Armando.
Or no, this is Armando.
Right now, I think right now it's sorted by card number.
So the best cards will be all throughout and then the best cards on the bottom.
This one's by card number.
The best cards are in the bottom.
Yep.
Throw it in the bottom.
So what is this Mewtwo worth?
That Mewtwo over there.
That Mew is a box topper.
So every box on the top of the box, you'll get that Mew.
It's a secret rare Mew.
That's guaranteed in your box.
Interesting.
OK, what is so like this is the one you're talking about
right here, this one.
Mewex, this one.
Pikachu, Star, and Mewtwo Star.
You see that?
That's a big card in the set, too, MuVX.
Let me see if I can get you here.
Maybe this website will do you a little better.
This website has prices and has the card list, too.
You can try that one.
Okay.
You got a lot of pep in your steps, sir.
Like I said, I got a lot of knowledge,
so if you got questions, that's the main part.
I think a lot of people that are in the hobby now,
they talk the talk, they sell whatever they sell,
they know things on the surface.
I know the details, I know the artists,
I know the cards, I know the history.
I can tell you what you want to know,
and you never have to buy anything.
I'm just a nerd, dude.
I'll talk about this all day.
I don't care.
So it's saying here that Pikachu's worth 2,000.
So it would probably be 2,000,
maybe raw is probably what they're going for, right?
But I mean, realistically, if you pull the Pikachu raw,
it's not selling for 2,000.
You're gonna be, people are gonna be paying way more
than that for a raw one.
That's just raw general pricing.
You see under price, you can also take a look at,
if you click price, you can go to PSA.
Under under price find a card you can type something in and says price you see that it says raw
Price raw a little bit lower a little bit lower next to the sort by
Click on raw and go to PSA
Okay, I'm in PSA sir
Yeah, then make it PSA 10
Then you got some pricing on cards right and I would say the pricing's for the mute you and the Pikachu right now are gonna
to be inaccurate. There are sales that have been recorded in auctions that are substantially
higher than both of those current sales. This website is just a general site. I get people
so they can see the cards, they can see the stuff.
So what is the difference between RAW and PSA 10?
So PSA 10 is if the card is in a gem knit condition. It follows the guidelines of what
PSA states for it to be a 10.
But all of your cards are going to be PSA 10, right, because they've never been touched.
There's a chance, right?
You don't know.
You could open the card and it could just be a 9.
You could open the card and it could be an 8.
You could open the card and it could be a 10.
But you won't know until you open the cards and you pull the cards from the set.
How do I know, wait, how do I know if it's PSA 9 or PSA 10?
What's the difference?
Do I have to go to a place?
The company the company will great for you when you send it in the PSA to get it great it for you
They'll they'll they'll tell you this is the other box by the way that you're looking at
So the last sale the last sale of the mutes two and a ten was early December
So this price is is going to be lower than what it is to you
It's sold at heritage auction for forty two thousand five hundred in a PSA ten for the mute you just to give you some some price to gauge it with
I think I think the hair the heritage or the golden auction that just finished with Logan Paul the gold star meteor and
peak to you ended up higher. I just don't know what that was. So, okay, I have to look it up.
What is the, like, what constitutes a PSA? Is it random or is it the condition of the card?
PSA is the name of the company. Okay. And they, they, they, they certify and grade the cards,
and they grade it on a scale of one through 10. So when you send in this, let's say you pull the
Mewtwo and you send it to PSA, they will grade the card for you and they'll give a grade according
to the condition. But okay, okay, so what is the condition? Because you own the box, right?
You don't know until the card's pulled. Because let's say for example, the factory,
they decided to cut the card and it's cut in half. That doesn't happen. But just an example,
right? Or the card is not cut centered, right? Let's say the card is not cut cleanly. Let's say the
card was damaged on some way that it was packaged, right? Those are all potential things that could
could happen when you pull the card.
But you would assume if you pull a card from a box,
it should be in a solid condition,
typically anywhere from a eight to a 10 is what you would guess.
Yeah, I would assume any of the cards I pulled in a box
that's never been opened is probably gonna be PSA like eight
or above.
So I wanted to know.
When I pack it, like I won't even know if it's PSA 10
until I get it created.
Usually if you have someone like myself
that kind of has a little bit more expertise
in looking at the card,
we can kind of give you an idea of what that card should grade.
You know, if you pull a card and it looks pretty clean,
I'll take a look at it.
You know, you can show it to me
and I can give you an idea like,
hey, you know what, this is a really good chance.
Or you know what, hey, this one has no chance.
And you'll just know by like just like,
So if I get a Mewtwo, right?
Let's say I get a Mewtwo,
and I'm like screaming, cause I got a Mewtwo,
but then you're like, oh, Jinxie,
there's a speck of dust on it.
Is it PSA or not?
Not from a speck of dust, but you know,
it has a dot or maybe it's not cut properly,
then I would tell you, hey, you know what,
this likely doesn't have a strong chance of being a 10,
but it has a strong, it has a likelihood of being a nine.
Nothing's guaranteed until you stand in to get graded,
but because I've seen so many cards,
and I submit thousands and thousands and thousands of cards myself.
I have a good idea of what cards will be graded.
Alright bro, I'm down to do this, so...
Look, I wanna buy this box.
I wanna buy this box.
Oh, okay.
Why are you laughing?
What are you doing on Wall Street?
I thought you just said you weren't about buying a big box
and you're trying to get a small box done, so I was like alright.
No, I said I'd go to the buy a $5,000 box.
I said I would buy a $130 box.
OK, all right.
So look, here's my question.
If I buy this $130 box, how much do you make?
How much do I make up of you buying this box?
If I buy this box, what is your cut?
Because this box is mine, and I've
had this box for a little while.
I think I have a, I make a substantial amount, just to be transparent.
Okay.
Cause I've had this box for a long time.
I respect that.
I don't need to do it.
But in the past, if there, if there are boxes that I have with like some of my
partners or boxes that you want that I need to help you source, right?
Sometimes when I source those boxes, I usually make, uh, whatever, whatever
cut the person wants to give me, but typically with other streamers, pretty
much nothing to be honest.
Okay.
Yeah.
Which has happened a lot in the past because, you know, like streamers
like yourself wants certain boxes and I help them to source them.
reliable boxes I don't make anything right all I asked is hey you know what
let me be a part of the content to have a fun memory with you guys that's it bro
you relax this would be the most expensive stream I've ever did right
nah come on bro I don't have money on my streams are you I've seen you bet some
money on your streams come on now what do you mean bet money I've never bet 130
Really? I thought you've done some big bets before.
No, but no!
Come on, man. No!
Absolutely not!
Never!
But what I'm saying is,
if I buy this box, okay,
would you want to be a part of the opening of it?
Yeah, definitely.
Like, would you want to be in a discord call?
Would you want to be in person?
What would you want to do?
Yeah, I can bring the box to you in person.
and then we can do the opening, that'd be fun.
Bro, do you realize how fire this would be?
It'd be exciting, it'd be super exciting.
So these are the moments that the hobby's all about.
So how old are you?
I'm 33.
So if I were to grab a, if I were to start a nine grab,
if I was to pull out a PSA 10, Mewtwo,
start, I would be able to grab your ass.
Whoa, wait, wait, wait
Like dude, dude, I mean I can ask my wife. I'm sure she's probably cool with it, but I mean, I mean, I mean
So wait, how much is this box by the way the one that you are you
How much is the box which was second one you know the box
Market price is 130 I told you 120
Okay, so could you get me down to 118?
118?
Yes, could you get me down to 118?
Could you try to negotiate?
Brother!
Could you get me down to 118?
Is this your attempt at negotiating?
Oh, wait, wait, wait, wait.
Okay, let me try that again.
Can you get me to 112?
No, you can't try that!
You already did!
You already did!
You already did!
110!
No, you can't do that! You already did what he did! Dude, you gotta work on your negotiating.
Bro, I don't buy Pokemon. I'm excited though. I want to get in the world.
So, okay.
What?
I'm not your inspirant, dude, but...
What are you laughing about?
Bro, it's not a good sign when the salesman is laughing.
Oh, I just find it, I find it funny, I find it funny.
Look, bro, are you a millionaire, dude?
Um, yes.
You're hesitating.
Just to speak to you.
Yes.
To speak transparently, I mean, technically, yeah, acid-wise.
Ah, yes, okay.
Which is a big achievement.
And I got two kids, so I like to say it's a big achievement.
But do I have a million bucks in the bank?
Do I have a million bucks in the bank?
No, that's a different story
Okay, brother. Let's let's do it. Can I can I get you down to 118 for this box?
All right, let's do it. Let's go it. Okay. So wait, when can you get here? Where can you get here for this?
We want to do this event. Um, I'm like anytime a week notice. I'm good
Okay, pick a time it. Oh wait
I mean, you tell me when you, I just, something before March 16th.
Okay.
So, I mean, could you do where are you again?
I don't know if people know what's in there.
And they know what city I'm in.
Um, okay.
All right.
Florida.
Okay.
Florida.
Okay.
Um, I do have a trip coming up that, uh, I'll be in the mainland
array because I'm from Hawaii, by the way, born and raised in Hawaii right now.
I have a trip coming up that I'm going to already be gone from the 27th till the 2nd of March.
So do you want something where I can just piggyback and then just fly from there to you and then make it happen that week?
Like which week?
March 1st week.
That week of March 1st, March 2nd, 3rd, 4th.
Okay, the only day I'm busy is like March 3rd, 4th, because that's a new season of March 6th.
March 3rd, 4th, you're busy?
Yes, but like March 5, March 6, March 7. I'm good. Let's do it, bro.
Okay, March 5 then. Yeah.
Okay, so March 5th, you're gonna be in my room with a $118,000 Pokemon box,
and we are gonna pack a PSA 10 Mewtwo Star.
Or Pikachu, but yeah, I'd like to pull a Mewtwo.
Which one's worth more, Mewtwo? Mewtwo.
Mewtwo's worth more, right?
So what if it's-
I want you to make sure that this is the box you want.
You want to open this box, right?
Just remember now, you're buying this box.
This is, you're getting the box at a solid price.
The box stays at the value until you open it.
You want to open this box, yeah?
I mean, it's the whole point of the stream, I guess.
Like, I know it goes down in value if I open it,
But like, it's like, it's the whole point of the stream.
Okay, let's do it.
Let's do it.
I got some stuff to make it more of an event
and make it spicy as well.
I got some just for you, so.
So you're going to be in my room on March 5th
with this Hotter Nate.
Can you show me the box?
Can you show me like the picture of the box?
How does it look like on Google?
Yeah, yeah, I can screen share with you right now.
Here, I'll screen share with you right now.
Do you have it on your hand?
I want to see it.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, we have the box.
So this is the box I'm buying.
Give me one sec.
In chat, okay.
What are the odds that, like,
chat, what are the odds I would make money
on this box over there?
Like, I would have to get a PSA 10 Mewtwo Star,
a PSA 10 Pikachu Star,
but I'm gonna lose money.
I prepared to lose money,
but it is a bang this straight.
Zero, zero, zero, five to 10% easy lit, 10% sun, sun, sun, very slim.
Alright, sharing screen.
Okay, you're sharing screen. This is it.
Yeah.
Bro, you never get tempted just to open these dude.
I've opened so many of my lifetime.
So this is worth $188,000.
You see it?
Yes, I can see it.
You see it?
Yes.
This is the excellent Thanos box, yeah.
So something cool about this, too, is when we open this,
so I run a show here in Hawaii.
It's called Hawaii Popcon.
And when I run the show, the original Charizard artist,
his name's Mitsuhiro Arita, he comes every year
because he just loves Hawaii.
And so I had him sign this box, too.
So he sketched in YouTube right here, and he signed it as well.
So what we'll do is...
Oh my god.
That is sick.
The original artist.
The artist.
The original artist. Yes, the original artist.
He signed this box.
So what we can do is that there's a way I can open this very carefully here.
And when we open the box, we can keep the plastic and we can keep this.
So we can keep this sealed after.
It'll be empty, right? But we'll keep it sealed so it can still be displayed in like an acrylic case.
And you'll still have this box, which is really nice.
So, I got it signed by him, it doesn't add, some people say it adds like thousands upon
thousands of dollars more value on top, but realistically I just wanted to have it signed
because it's something cool, to add to a nice feature.
Realistically people charge even more than the market price of this box, just to have
it signed.
Brother, I'm going to kiss you on the face dude, oh my god, are you serious?
Are you serious?
Yes, bro, bro, the Charizard of Artists dude, the original artist?
Oh my god, so wait, I'm gonna be opening that box
This is the box this is the exact
So then that box right there that right there is worth one. This is 18,000 dollars
It probably worth more considering the the signature and your negotiation skills. Oh
My god, dude, let's do this shit, bro
Yeah, definitely some content there for sure
Wait, is it damaged? You're saying it looks damaged. They're cataract.
Yeah, there's a little thing to it as you can see here from just wear over the years.
But that doesn't affect my cards, right?
I mean, it shouldn't affect the cards. No, usually any major damage will affect the cards, but it relatively won't.
And oftentimes too, I mean, when a box is super, super minty, unless it comes out of like a fresh case,
it's a little bit more suspicious, you know what I'm saying?
So everything checks out for this box. It's a it should be a reliable box
This is this has passed many verification tests brother. This has the potential to be the greatest dream
I've ever done you realize that
This is gonna be pretty fun, dude. This is gonna be the greatest you've ever did so
What are the odds?
Like tell it to me straight back. What are the odds is a PSA 10?
Mewtwo or Pikachu star in this box
It's gonna be tough man. It's gonna be tough. So not every box has a gold star. Did you know that?
We should have a lot of reverses and EXs which again if you go back to that that site
You can see there's actually a lot of other hype cards that we haven't even talked about in the set
All right, but the gold star Pikachu the gold star me too is the the top of the top
But there is a ton of other cards that are super super super chase worthy in the set here
In terms of getting a 10, I mean, it's never guaranteed, man.
I mean, anybody that tells you, hey, man, it's a new box, you got a good chance of getting
a 10, these are going to be fresh.
I mean, they're lying to you, man.
I keep it real.
I mean, I'm sure you've seen when I've talked on stream here, I keep it real.
I got no time for bullshit.
I just tell you how it is.
So if we're going to get a 10, it's going to be coming out of this box.
So, the percentage chance, do you think, rough estimate of a PSA?
Fuck it, 100% chance dude.
If you believe, we can achieve a PSA 10 YouTube.
Hey, hey, hey, hey.
I'm gonna be what for me.
Is that what you want?
Is that what you like?
No!
Okay, no.
No, that's not what you want.
No, listen, that's what, like, what am I, like, fucking gambling addict friends would
say.
Bro, bro, as a professional in the industry, as a professional in the industry, if I had
Am I spending $118,000 on this box?
Bro, I'm gonna be honest, even if you tell me
there's a 20% chance of a PSA 10, I'm good with that.
Is there a 20% chance of a PSA 10 in here?
I think it's gonna be less than that,
but maybe not super far.
It just depends if we hit the Pikachu
or the Mewtwo or not.
That's gonna be the big question.
So you're saying-
And again, I think you haven't even looked
through the card list yet.
There is a lot of other big, big cards in the set
I know, dude, I know, but bro, come on, I'm trying to pull my wiener out, dude.
Bro, if it's a PSA 10 Mewtwo Gold Star, I might tackle you in the room, out of love,
out of love, out of love.
That's okay, you're not gonna be grabbing my ass.
Alright, bro, I'm down to do it.
I'm down, alright?
Lock me the fuck in.
Alright, sounds good, let's do it.
Alright bro, March 5th? March 5th?
March 5th. March 5th. I'll get the address. We'll get everything squared away prior. I'll be at your door.
Text I by dude. Let's do this shit. March 5th.
Alright, so any questions you have any time just message me. I got you.
Yeah, bro. I'll see you, bro. Let's pull this shit dude. Let's do it.
Alright, let's do it.
He just hit it a fucking lick. But chat at the end of the day, that's the best stream I'll ever do.
It'll probably last 30 minutes, but that'll be the best stream I've ever did. Hands down.
All right, Chad, I'm going to go tinkle. I'm going to go tinkle. I'm going to go tinkle.
Chad, I'm going to go tinkle. It's 9 30. Let me call Squishtail.
I'm going to be honest, I'm going to be honest.
So you gonna say I'm doing it. All right, yeah, I'm gonna be honest. Yeah, that's gonna be cinema
I like there's no other way to slice it dude. That's gonna be cinema a
$118,000 Pokemon box unboxed live on stream like
Jack March 5th, that is going to be
Cinema like
cinema
Holy tit
I understand that I'm going to be losing money 99 times out of 100, but it's a banger stream
guys.
Guys, I was to hit it's a banger stream and bro my job is to stream.
That is a banger stream.
Dixie.
Yo.
I have a few concerns.
Squishdale.
Do you know about Squishdale?
No, no, no, I was watching it all.
The box has a gigantic photograph of Mutu on it which I worry for the box and then you're
You're now searching after a gold star in Mewtwo within the box, so there's two chances
for you to get banned on Twitch live if you pack either of those things.
So I'm a little worried for you, you jinx, I'm not going to lie.
I don't goon, brother, like Squishy.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, because the clip from earlier today would actually explicitly
say otherwise because you said, and I quote, everyone, everyone has goon to Mewtwo.
We've been here for 14!
Squishy, I don't steal the goon to Mewtwo.
I probably stopped when I was 15 or 16.
I don't do anything.
Wait, wait, wait, what do you mean you probably stopped
like a year?
Hold on, you said when you were 14,
you said you probably stopped at 15, 16.
So you go into Mewtwo for two years straight?
Is this what you call me?
I'm not frequently like odd and off,
like once every couple of months.
It's hard to keep track, dude.
Switchy, I'm 24, I'm a grown-ass man.
I don't go into Mewtwo anymore.
All right, bro, I'll take your word for it.
I'll take your word for it.
Now let's go to you.
I just spent $118,000 on a Pokemon box, Chad.
The odds of me making any profit on that is 0.0.
I would have to pack two PSA 10 Gold Stars to make profit,
legitimately.
Legitimately, Chad.
Legitimately.
You got $118,000.
He gave me a discount.
Chad, I sound like a guy who just got scammed, like.
You know what I sound like a guy who just got scammed?
Yeah, you lead with him.
He gave me just this guy.
But, Jack, to be fair, I opened off-stream.
I'll make it into a YouTube video.
Jack, it is definitely a tax write-off.
For sure, I'm opening off-stream,
and I'm making a video out of it.
That is a tax write-off.
But yeah, I'm not gonna lie.
I'm not making profit on that.
No chance.
that's cool like one-time major like being I think that's sick chat it's not
worth 34k dude it's not worth 34k
she got comic baby boo alright this is three this is my highest rank oh I've
asked can you stream in discord
Sha, I don't know what it is, but my teammates are so good.
My teammates are so good in threes.
My god!
Have you seen this shit TrainRex does on CS?
No, what does it do?
He's done multiple hundreds of thousands of dollars worth of case openings on CS.
Really?
Good god.
Yeah.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Like I'm I think millions of dollars in the account that's it and I came
That could be kind of future if you ever get into that game doing like big case opening this
I could have got there I had to say that it's what's you whenever I had stayed in this game
I lose every time
Got a ball to the walls, but you know remember you're saying about your the Brazilian siege players
Let's put it down in the rocket, bro.
Balls to the walls, bro.
Trust just now.
Wait, so how much does like the best card go for in that game you got?
Uh, like 30 can.
Like 30 can.
Wait, so you have to pull multiple to like make profit.
Yeah.
I'm not gonna make profit.
The only way to make profit would be to buy the box and then sell it in 10 years and not open anything.
anything but like like an actual investment in that game now it's more
fun to just rip it yeah I'm only gonna be alive once I like Pokemon I what
about opening Pokemon maybe a little too much like Pokemon maybe a little too
much see what are they doing is that near them
is that me or them you did you bump in that guy I did a circle a bit of all
a bit of all I think you could have done more but a little more in your teammates
probably
you haven't played that much threes like you're still kind of learning threes
I feel like this rank is so tough in 3s, but you don't have the communication because everyone just goes for everything.
Yeah, but they're not bombing either.
They're flying.
Yeah, yeah.
Bro, the double jump, looking clean.
You can go up the wall for those things.
Yes.
Like that.
When it's tight to the wall, go up the wall for it.
Okay, daddy.
Cause think about it, you don't have to use any boosts and you're basically arrowing.
You're hitting it like high up without using any boosts.
Swishy be meaner to him.
What?
Yo bro, how bad do you hate me?
Swishy be meaner to him.
I mean come on.
Yo I kind of assisted that now with the double jump.
You know what I'm saying?
Yeah I did.
Over him.
No I saw it bro.
You dunked his ass.
Yeah, Jack, I mean March 5th, that's going to be set, that's going to be set, wow, that's
going to be set.
Are you getting that March 5th?
I'm opening it again, bro he's going to fly to my room, bring the box in and open them
with me.
Oh, that's sick.
I know.
Second sign, it's going to be the best thing I've ever done.
Oh shit.
No!
Yes!
Oh my god!
What did you say?
Wait.
Now your double jump was good.
You just didn't boost.
You just didn't boost the thing.
You had it.
That was so good.
I thought you even saved it for some.
Off.
Off to the right.
You're not going to make it to March 5th.
What the hell is that supposed to mean?
What the hell is that supposed to mean?
Are you threatening my life?
How about I support him to the FBI?
What does that even mean?
Like, bro, what?
I'm on that.
See, I'm on that.
Like, I'm on that.
On that.
You do look confident in this car, I will say.
Bro, it's just so long.
That was really tough by him.
That's up for me.
The game actually plays really different on this long of a hip-hop scheme that
Yes, not on you this was not on you over one over yeah
Yeah, but it's that low, just close the space and like jump and flip into it, it's only
when it's like car, car and high.
Yeah, only when it's like really high up, yeah, yeah.
Like if it's over cross, look at me like this, if it's over crossbar height, by the
time you can reach it, then you should be jumping high.
If it's the low crossbar, you should jump and flip.
And if it's tight to the wall, just drive up the wall.
Like this is off the wall too much.
me me you are almost diamond in this so people are actually air lane stuff a
little more whoa whoa whoa whoa are you doing that temporary yeah yeah brothers
tournament in 20 minutes back. K-Soul told me he wanted to play it. Fuck. Wait, Squishy,
would you want to coach me and K-Soul at a tournament?
Yeah, of course.
He's never won. He's never won.
No, this could be the one. Low key. This could be the one.
Boat. We nicknamed our team.
Who first?
Talk 32.
Do first and second chance, though. Like, sign up as soon as you can. That way you can
do both in case.
well yeah but what have you been doing that no if you when you're gonna win out
if you win you'll win the whole thing i feel it no let's do it especially like coach the fuck out
of us all right bro especially like yeah yeah before you get into the game i'll say a few things
i won't talk during the game that much though you guys can just play but
yeah case i said he wants to play it but case i was crazy like like ball knowledge i feel like
like he's OG like he knows the game he just has to like warm up again you know
he said he wants to play
she gonna call me baby both of them
bro for me I have the most fun in wands when I'm playing by myself off-stream
What I'm playing with my friend I have the most fun tears. You know what it means?
Yeah
No, well one this fun
We're if I think it's cuz we get snipe them like just nerf gone
It's kind of like yeah
It's just one easiest to snipe it because the first off on go three but second it's cuz it has the least amount
So the few times are the longest and the longer the few time
That's shot
She gon' call me baby.
Jack, so in 19...
Oh yeah, you win your first turn.
That would be cinema if you win your first turn, bro.
Jack, I'm gonna play the 2nd turn, which I'ma call it, the 2nd chance, or then I'm lost.
Because I need to get rashed because I've traded long.
But I will play both the turnies.
Oh
You find you playing this person those turkeys are now
Was the most of your right more than anything bro, I play really squishy
I play gold tournaments and
Everyone in there is just flat tournament winners. It makes enough. It makes can you explain that please God?
Can you explain that I?
Yeah, I only won't like above everyone is flat turning winners
I
Actually don't even know to be honest
Like you'll see it's gotta be like they have to have played with a friend attire and it like bounces out or something
See this one get annoyed look at that's really good. That's really good
No, but like not jumping for that even though it was high at one point by the time you would reach it
It was low right so you just waited
This guy is shouting at his spotify. That's so rain
Wow
And you know the aerial now, bro, it's not like just seem to go high you can go high up now, too
Now the case also, he gets like super good contact when it hits.
You just tell him he learned the game back then, like the fundamentals back then.
I didn't realize how many people played like rockin' like so many streamers played rockin'.
You're kind of bringing everyone out to woodwork, but like everyone kind of like already had
played a little bit yeah yeah he's closer to the bottom you this is a good
fake child area like if you drive up you will hit this away and you can just say
that easily yeah you would get back you would get back if you don't flip and
commit to it so coke squishy we are 17 minutes away from me in case of winning
our first ever TV2 tournament right yeah you're gonna be able to just hit a
promise land if not this time we could do another time we're both good for gold
tournament right like really good but the thing is gold tournament right is not
the same thing as gold right like that is what I'm a jet gold tournament right
and gold right are two totally different things
Don't talk
What? What? What?
I'm playing! I'm playing!
Fuck me!
I can't have it. That's not a good question.
She said it. She got it. She got it.
Oh my!
That's a lucky and there you happen to that happen in the energy to key game today. Remember energy versus nip like it's on the wall
Be snow like stung. Yeah, that's what I said right in there. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, uh-huh
Am I at my time like a little bit of an awake for 13 hours life or 1130?
But like you major like whatever's major to you
Yeah, whatever it's major to hours it's down pretty long
Yeah, major days are like sick, bro, in every game.
That's a big goal.
That's a huge goal!
Jeff, we're playing the tournament in 15 minutes.
It's going to be me and Kase with squishy coaches.
Thanks, as sick as this bar is, I'm not going to lie.
When you switch back to Fennec, it's going to feel like the game's 10 times easier.
What do you think for the tournament after you stand in to lock it?
I do think so, but maybe a schat, maybe a schat.
I'm gonna go live late because I have training. Yep. You guys can type cap. Yes. I have training. Why would I lie about that?
Saturday, I'm gonna go live at 11 a.m. And watch all the games Sunday
I'm gonna go live at an oven and watch all the games
Most the only day where I'm not going live with it, but I'll still go live at like three
Three to three fifteen and catch the last like two games
That was a good fake challenge. You see they just drove up and he threw it away. You gotta go out of it
almost
he freaked out I'm gonna tell you in case to do that by the way I think that's
the nut like in this in the ranking to be playing bro
whoever's first is like fake challenge like drive up make them throw it away
that's gonna be fucking OP actually training for what football also thinks
is he like no swearing okay yes okay I'm gonna try to make it
Yeah
Yeah, I just like your respectful someone
He's so nice to you broccoli like the only like
The only stream of the place you and he doesn't
He's the only stream of those in fucking roast me
you were like last time I was watching you play you were like I'm a failure I'm
garbage is no jeans you're not a failure right I would also be like yeah you
are yeah yeah he's always
hyperbio I thought when you play with Jin she's like permeable in there yeah
The whole time you guys play
No, no, it is what no that is the yeah, there's a British like that like humor
It's fun. I'm just saying like apparently the case of it's like even like just like yeah, he actually wants to see you succeed
That's fine, dude, you gotta you gotta go for it the more you go for it better honestly
I'm never going to be able to do flipping.
It's so overpowered in this game.
Your ball can just stretch out so far.
All right, chat.
I'm going to do fennec so we can actually lock in
and win this tournament.
But I'll play all my ranked games in this car,
which I would want to pull.
All right, chat about a call case
and then introduce the question to him.
Okay.
Let him be caught.
Okay.
So I'm gonna make a group call.
Whatever.
Call them, call them.
Alright, tell me who's sped up just so I can lock in.
Chat, look at inner stuff around this.
Chat, do you see that?
That looks so good.
Oh my God.
Well my favorite wheels on the Fennec is the OEMs too, is that crazy Squishy?
Okay and how about I put up on the street? The OEMs on the Fennec, on the Octane they're like
super like comfy, on the Fennec I feel like you don't see this much but it's still good,
that's like a top three wheel in the game, actually top three wheel in the game.
So what should I use instead of OEM on Fennec if I want to look like a pro?
Zomba you have Zomba white Zomba? Really? I feel like you have Christiana? You have Christiana or no? Those are like the most techie. Yes. You have Christiana? Yes. I think I got him out of the truck. Really? Yes. I was he's strange so I still can't see. If you have Christiana, those are the most techie for sure.
you know, I got somebody for
you to meet. This is a squishy.
He's a former world champ, and
he's going to try to coach us to
win the tournament.
Dad, I'm down.
So like, we're going to be able
to get started.
I'm good.
I didn't much. That was telling me
this car. I got rare. So I'm going
today. Maybe it'll give us some
good luck. Wait, is it the
Batmobile? No, it's the GTR
Nissan Skyline or something.
Wait, how rare is that? They
say it is. I don't know. Yeah,
that that's all. Yeah, that's
all. Oh, that's that. Oh, gee.
I don't know what's super. I've
got it way back in the day. I
don't know if I've seen this
one yet. I was just telling my
chat to I had the ice cream
truck that was just on
Okay, I'm telling you I got my witness. Oh, well, of course we are
So you put in 2015
Yeah, I played this game quite literally on like really today. Yeah. Oh my god. That's I was so excited
You got it for free then. Yeah. Yes. Yeah for free. Yeah, I did wow
I don't know buddy of mine was making fun of me because when the game first came out my buddy came in my house
When he's like, yo, this game looks stupid.
What are you playing?
I said, no, it's getting goaded.
I got him to try it.
And then three weeks later, he was taken into this day.
Bro still plays it.
Yeah, you get hooked on it.
So good.
Yeah.
Yep.
Yo, can we low key run one to warm up?
Why don't we know this or no?
Yeah, we got time.
We got time.
We got time.
We got we got we got we got the goat coach in a stew.
We can't lose.
Swishy, I can't queue.
Do I need the tourney and then I can queue?
Yeah, you have to leave the tourney.
I still need to screen share James.
Okay, do I got a do I got a lease to do I leave if you can?
Yeah, leave the tournament. Yes, sir.
Okay, case you played in 2015, you said?
Yeah. Wow.
Okay, on release day case.
The only thing is if we go to overtime, we might have to forfeit.
Yeah, that's cool.
I'm lost.
Let's get a good warm up in.
Let's get a good warm up in.
Yeah, so I just don't have a screen show today.
Yeah, we still have time.
Havards?
Oh my goodness.
I look so small.
Okay.
I'm just gonna go to like a five minute OZ here.
Yeah.
Yo, something looks different.
Why am I calling so small?
Way to be there, GC.
I'm lost.
Nice to die.
Way to be there, Biggie.
We're done, Luton.
Way to be there.
I got a slight touch on it.
Not a good one, though.
Wow.
Be there for me.
I got the mid boots.
Oh, Lord.
I got the mid boots.
Oh, Lord.
Oh Lord
It wasn't me just skip read tonight skip read tonight
Hold on
Okay
But but I was gonna save for you guys is like
Wherever is the first guy just always have always try to force the ball for the guy behind like every single time
Don't don't commit to try to like just like show presents. So they throw the ball away every single
that's a beautiful way to be back big dog how about doing it now
I'm gonna get clear, get clear!
Thank you, guys.
Over the middle.
Over the middle.
You guys, I have an enemy!
Go!
Get the rest!
Get to the next one!
Yes, this is a good warm-up.
No more Top 32!
Tonight, we feast!
If we get Top 32 with squishy coach,
then we just need to retire.
Yes.
Guys, just focus on not over-committing, like don't just don't like go for a play that leaves you stuck on the side for a long time, like even in the challenge, like if you challenge, just drive, drive up, make them hit it away, or like just like drive into them to challenge, don't make a big commitment.
I have no proof.
He might touch that screw, that's what I wanted.
So much time, thanks.
Way to be there.
So much time, so much time, so much time.
Time, time, time, time, time, time, time.
Way to be there, way to be there.
You don't even need time!
Let's go, man!
Good, good, clear!
Yup, dude, I literally learned this an hour ago by Squishy, okay?
It's a double jump aerial thing, and that's what you were doing for me.
Oh, yeah.
Before I was trying to fast, it only was top, it was scuff.
I'm on the honey.
In Squishy, you played the second touch all the time, like you said.
Yes, yes.
That's a weird touch, you might have a good-
oh lord that's fine
no that's kind of my fault for real
oh yeah that too like whenever you can
stay on the ball like just just try to sit behind the ball sometimes if you have no boost just like
roll the ball and just 50-50 like don't even go for that thing
yeah of course of course
back in the day I knew how to do it I don't know what is the tech they're doing the
Fast as roll ain't it like you try to go at an angle and then cancel it pull back
I can't remember the fast or the fast air the fast air
Got a fast like for the speed. What's it called? Will you go for the ball to speed the speed flip?
Yeah, I got that on it. Yeah
You know how to flip cancel case or no, I used to I don't think I do anymore. Oh
Yeah, it's basically just like a diagonal flip canceled like to the bottom right like very very fast
like continuing the era it's pretty difficult so but yeah yeah it's top
right so like that's not all it's probably like eleven eleven on the stick
down to like five on the stick can't really quickly it's difficult though
each time. Nice KG! Nice! That was a little scary. That was a little scary at the end, but it went in. It was perfect. Yeah, I almost over over touch right there. We're good though.
Alright, we gotta hold on to the sleeper. Okay, so you could just do like a side, you could just turn to the left and do a side flip and it kind of accomplishes the same thing.
but yeah but like you're there earlier like like instantly and like turn to me
get up off somewhere I'm going I'm going I'm going no I'm not no I got shit
oh no I over commit you you you nice that's all me that I'm in that I'm in
that don't worry don't worry I just got it like in this spot just sit behind it
We're good, we're good, we're good, we're good.
I'm waiting on the boost, I'm going on way back.
Hold on.
He saw a hit.
He just did it!
He just did it!
That's a good shot!
That's a good shot!
That's a good shot!
We got three minutes to the corner.
We're cooking.
Three minutes?
I think we have time.
I think, I don't know.
Hopefully, I got a good shot.
Maybe we stop scoring.
Maybe we stop scoring.
Yeah, that's close.
Yeah, don't even support us.
Let them just hit it around.
Yeah, don't even score to set him just hit it around.
Yeah, no more.
Nice.
Yeah, just let it flow.
If we don't score, if nobody scores again, we're 100% good.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah, just let it bounce.
Oh, yeah.
Yes, yes.
No, no, no scoring allowed for any team and we'll get into the
tournament in, in the nick of time.
I'm up there.
you beautiful just keep wasting time beautiful yep yep yep i'm just gonna put it in their corner
oh no oh yeah i like that right there perfect oh yeah just keep the clock ticking man yep yes
start let me get that okay i'm missing i'm gonna fit up for the rest of the game
oh swishy how much time is it saying game it's cuz so many goals oh let me look that's true we should
We should have
20 seconds guys got a forfeit oh lord. No
There's no doubt about it we won that game though. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah
We've got bigger better things to go to y'all didn't win
Yeah, you have 50 seconds drinks. Okay boom. All right. We're going with top 32 team name
I mean, you might have had time it would have been close though, it would have been no more
balls.
Dude, we're going to name our team top 32 just so teams don't take us seriously.
And then we win.
Yes, I like that.
So squishy.
What's a good little breakdown of all the easy things we could do that's going to give
us an advantage over these guys.
Yeah, two things.
One, when they have the ball, like whenever you're challenging, don't like, don't flip
into the challenge don't leave yourself in a spot where you have to like rotate back
for like four seconds to help out again like try to like fake challenge to make
them flip it over you.
Sorry case.
Can I go to free play while we're waiting?
Yep.
Yeah yeah.
Yeah compete me real quick if I'm doing it right while I'm doing this.
Uh let me get your stream on sec.
See if I can get it more accurate.
I'm watching you okay, so okay, I can get it more accurate. I mean basically you just got an arrow to the end of it
Like once you do the cancel you got an arrow to complete the like rotation
It's close
Yeah, so you see how you end up like any on your wheels you got an arrow the remainder of the rotation
That's it. Oh really? Yeah, you basically have it at that point. Wait case, do it again. I want to see. Okay. Yeah
So you got an air roll to finish it got it the finish. Yeah, you almost did it there
Okay, so you could do this right now. This will be the most impressive thing I've ever seen. That's close right there if I could air roll it
Squishy at what right?
Yeah, you did it you did it. Yeah, I
Mean you could make it like a little tighter later on but you did it bro. Yeah, basically. Oh
Oh my god
Wait
What rank do people know how to air roll like consistently diamond?
Probably like yeah late diamond or speed champ probably speed flip. Oh speed. There's some grand champs
I can't do that properly honestly. It's like online almost
Yeah, so you want to say a scent like a senator's possible when you do that so
I'm not saying also guys like whenever you have if you have a free ball
don't just hit it away like the worst thing you can do is hit it away unless
it's like a really good clear that's gonna make them awkward try to just sit on
the ball and like make them have to work for it every time don't give them a
free ball if you can if we have a free ball don't give it to them also if we
always play to have possession got it basically have no boosts clog it up if
you have no boost exactly exactly thanks yeah clear case you know what it
Do you know what it means case?
What's that?
Like if we have no boost, clog the, like clog the,
Squishy, can you try to explain it?
Cause I don't know what it means.
Just clear, if you have no boost, just clear the ball.
Yeah.
If you have boost, just sit on the, like,
just keep possession as much as possible.
Like your goal is to just try to make it an awkward spot for that.
4 to 150.
Exactly, you can make, make them work for it.
If you have full boost, why would you just roll the ball to them?
Like you want them to have to work for it.
In case, um, that's the goal.
The other thing is like, Squishy,
How does rotation work in 2v2s at a solid level?
So for communicating, let's say Kase is going first.
He'll be like, I'll go, I'll go.
And then you're literally just waiting for his play.
And then whenever he lands, you want
to go next whenever he's safely recovered behind you.
Once you see that he's actually behind you in a safe spot,
then you can go.
You shouldn't go until he's recovered unless you
have a free goal, right?
If you set up, you'll never have an empty net.
That's your goal, never leave an empty net.
Okay.
And Squishy, should I, or, okay,
here's another hypothetical question for you.
Mike, should our cars hypothetically
never really be cluttered and close to each other?
Yes, they should, you should, exactly.
Yeah.
So if you see him, you should cover opposite space
from what Kase is covering.
He should cover opposite space from what you're covering
to cover as much fuel as possible.
15 seconds, guys!
Okay, I got you, Squishy.
So Kaysa is really good fundamentals because he played back then.
You should play around him and his abilities because you're good now two jinx but he obviously
has really good abilities like bang the ball and stuff so you should be supporting him
and what he does today.
Okay.
So should I be more of like the...
Not defensive but slightly more passive maybe in a way and let him be aggressive and let
to make plays and then wait for him to get back safely before you dive in to help if that makes
sense like all right you you'll get a feel of case we're in first ever tournament win right now
oh this is a gold tournament we got it's back we win these all day wait i don't have to back
out of this okay okay good first ever how do you guys do last time you play one of these so last
last time we played this we lost in the first round that's not gonna happen again that's
not gonna happen yes we're gonna get it all right case i'm gonna go i'm not gonna go
I'm dead.
Alright.
There's so much time here.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Damn, William.
I'm trying to get a touch on him.
You got there?
We're good?
You're good.
He's not.
Way to be back.
Way to be back.
He's good.
Okay, these guys are on back.
I'm waiting for Jayce to get back.
There's no danger.
Close up.
Beautiful.
Beautiful.
Beautiful.
There's nothing there.
What's up?
Beautiful.
Beautiful case.
Beautiful.
Beautiful.
I love it.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
100 you?
Read it.
I'll boost.
Yup.
I'm in there.
I got this.
I got this.
I missed it.
That's you?
Yup.
Beautiful thing.
You guys, I love it.
Come on.
You win.
Open the middle.
Open it.
Open it.
Open it.
Oh my god.
I got this.
I missed it.
I missed it.
That was kind of tough.
I missed it.
I'm behind you, Kase.
Wow, this dude stormed me off cause he's so bad.
Good save, Jinxie.
Yep, yep, I'm lost.
Nice!
Good touch!
They're in a weird spot!
They're in a weird spot!
Let's go baby!
We got this Nidale!
You see, perfect.
Perfect, bro.
Literally, like, you're supporting K-Soul.
That's what I'm trying to do.
I'm trying beautiful. Holy luck. Shut up. You're coming behind you. You go for it
Nice
That's a good touch. That's touch. I might be in the net. Yeah. Oh my gosh
This is so clean
this is a chance to win.
Yes it is, I'm right behind you.
Now if we win this game, we have no
shot of second chance, right?
It's OK, I'm going to win the whole turn, you know.
Doesn't matter.
Yeah, OK.
No, oh, I missed.
I keep the pressure on him.
Yeah.
One's in the KKs.
Nice, back, back, back, back, back, back, back.
Yeah, get back, get back.
Just let him hit the KKs.
Yeah, perfect.
We got it.
Nice case.
You back?
I went up too far.
I cheated.
You're good.
Second touch.
That's on me.
I can see right when I made the mistake.
Are you good?
I went up like that and then, yep.
Like, yeah, it's okay to like, false it on the goal line there and like,
just go AFK.
Yeah, you go across our half.
That's what I'm going to be a habit of myself doing.
You're in the right spot to help me.
You just went too fast.
you touch you touch what I'm just sitting on the touch again
just a big you know
I'm not a signature bro
signature
that's a juicy shot yeah I absolutely love it
All right, we're looking good.
I'm going to go.
I'm going to watch.
I'm going to watch.
Yep.
I'm going to go to back boost.
Okay.
I don't have any.
You can test that.
I'll send it to that.
Nice.
I'm on back.
Yep.
Okay.
I'm still here.
I'm still here.
I'm still here.
Yep.
On back.
Come on.
Nice, bro.
Case is a back boost for you if you want.
How are you?
Yeah, get that. Yeah. Nice. Yeah, I need that.
I missed.
I should be flipping this question.
Got it. That's fine.
Okay, I'm back.
I'm saying like you winning that's good because Kase can just go again.
Like Kase could literally just go again if he wants to.
Yep. Okay.
Hit that Kasey. Yep, I'm on it.
Nice!
I'm behind you.
Nice! Oh my god, oh my god.
Aerial, hold on.
Oh good track, good track.
Oh yes, I just gotta get around it.
Stay on it, dude, stay on it.
Yeah, good lead, good lead.
Nice, K.
Yup.
Go back.
I'm there.
I'm so there.
Really good patience, thanks.
You just waited for a start, so good.
No eyebrows, this guy said.
Okay.
Oh, I tried to get a touch on it, I didn't know.
I didn't know.
Don't don't it.
That's gonna drop.
Nice.
That's in there.
Oh.
I'm back when we got it.
Yeah, a minute left.
Yeah, that's over him.
No!
I barely missed.
Good try, Gage.
That's on me.
You good?
You're good to know where?
You good?
I'm gonna contest.
I'm gonna contest.
Yeah.
Oh, no.
He's gonna go over me.
That's good.
That's good.
Here's no threat.
No threat.
Be clear.
Just appreciate how it's so bad.
Oh, no, no, no, no.
I missed it.
I missed it.
I'm on it.
Nice, nice, nice.
Nice, Kase.
I downed one, did you want?
Oh, yeah.
You're so good.
I thought I got you, baby.
I got you.
Four goals, Kase.
You got me, baby.
Yeah.
You're looking elegant.
You're looking elegant in the air, Kase.
Oh, yeah.
You know me floating.
Okay this is a great start to the tournament dude.
If you're playing so good because you're so patient this game, which I love like you're taking your time.
Yeah, let's you go so many times case it's like really it's really good.
That case don't even be afraid to go like three times over sometimes.
It's like it's always gonna be behind us.
Cause you're really good on the ball.
Oh, they both hit me.
Yeah, that's free.
Good shot, baby!
Let's go, man!
5-1 is a dominant performance.
Like, this is what we need.
Wow.
This is beautiful, man.
Wow.
Alright, man.
We're locked into this tournament now.
There is no second chance.
So we gotta go all the way to the other goal.
another goal go ahead I'm behind you
well I ran out of boots I over so my boots there you're literally playing
they do good touch
nice case yeah one more for the road one more
over the road.
One more for the road!
One more for the road!
Squishy, how do we love dude?
Dude, like a wild oil machine.
Beautiful, beautiful game, man.
This is beautiful.
Let's go.
I'm behind you, I'm behind you.
One more, one more for the door?
Nah, he didn't even go.
Let's go.
We're not top 32 anymore!
Top 32 no longer!
No longer rematch. Hey guys, we're in the next round of the tournament. We don't got time
We don't got time dude. We don't got time. Let's go. We're on the bigger and better things guys. It's worth a turn. Yes
Absolutely, I love this song. Squishy, what's the song that goes?
Um, yo, I have no clue. Come on, Squish. Who's it by? Who's it by?
Oh, you're saying in Rocket League. Yes. I have no clue. I have music off
This is the next match. Oh, yes. We're already in all right top 16 now squishy 75 was his best of three guys
Oh, these guys definitely side you look at their clan tag
No, okay, their team name is huge owners. Okay
really good
bro none of their tricks are even that stylish
oh yeah it is now you're good all right same same idea same idea you guys got
into me I'm gonna try to not overcommit case you can do whatever you want I'm
gonna try to be a supporting structure yeah oh my goodness
I got it let me get it let me get it sorry sorry oh no you're gonna get
good don't worry we're still good come up we good don't worry that's tough
I'm out of here to mad janky!
I'm on the rebound.
Finish that bloody guy!
No he's there, so much.
I had a shot on gold, dude, you sick.
I'm contested.
I'm going back now.
I'm going back.
I'm going back.
I'm going back.
I'm going back.
I'm going back.
I'm going back.
I'm going back.
That's all over them.
You guys are playing fine, they're just on the safe, just on the safe.
Go one, go one, go one, go one.
You got it open? That's you?
I'm in that, I'm in that, I'm in that.
That's all you.
Take your time.
Good one, good one.
just get this go back we all right oh he cooked me not gonna lie we good though
he sold it I can't in a bad spot there none I could do there that's actually
some lucky yeah I was impossible yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah you can be more
Alright, you can do whatever I got.
Alright, Kay, someone's trying to get it for you.
Pop him.
Get some risks.
Yes!
Pre-Bat? Pre-Bat?
Oh no.
Oh my goodness!
I'm choking!
We're good though.
Oh good, so much time, so much time.
Oh my goodness!
What?
Oh lord!
I mean, we're good.
Wow.
Look at this, you, man.
No, it's still when we got three minutes.
So we can get a goal a minute.
Good.
Almost.
You go behind you.
Yeah, it's good.
Yes.
Yes.
Yes.
Yes.
Yes.
Yes.
Oh, he got back.
Wow.
Okay.
It's actually unlucky, bro.
Yeah.
It's actually unfortunate.
Okay, it's actually unlucky, bro. Yeah, it's actually unfortunate.
Yeah, that's a good one.
Why are people saying real boys?
Bro, is everything just gonna drop in our friggin' mat?
Case you get.
Hey, no, I'm just strawdin' what I just saw there.
I cannot believe that goes in for him.
That's un-punable.
We still win this though, no joke.
Oh my god, I'm sorry, I didn't see you.
I got behind you.
I'm gonna have a shot, have a shot.
You suck, JT, appreciate that.
We're good.
Much love dude.
Happy birthday to you too.
You suck.
I
Still witness what we do this
good touch. We're gonna go like right now.
No, we need to go. We need to go. We need to go quick.
You can win right here though.
Go get some kickoff though. We can do this.
Okay.
Okay, so do you have a little bit of time?
Let's go. We're coming back right now.
We come back right here all day
Yep
Unfortunate where to be there though get another go right now
What if we're making you're gone you're going to open up it open for me you're gone
What are they doing?
I don't know let's come back
Yeah, one kid off goal here. You guys are good practice
Yep
But they're just trying to bump jake
Miss hit it hit that was there though. I should have cleared out.
I would have done it. I'm not that much on you. I'm shy.
Nope. I'm shy.
We get it though. I'm shy. I'm shy.
My bad. I'm just gonna get it. No, no, you get it.
Okay, so I am. You get it. Oh my god.
Get down, get down, get down.
No we don't.
We're gonna go right now we just don't hit.
No no no no no no no.
No no no no no no.
Oh.
Oh.
I'm gonna stop.
Oh no.
We got this one.
Stop that one man.
We win this.
Oh should have hit that.
If you guys do get on please forfeit.
We need this.
Please.
Oh I'm sorry.
If you get hit on us, please.
We need that.
Hey, hey, go for it.
Hey, hey, go for it.
They got it in there!
How is this game allowed, Epic?
Yeah, they should be banned just because their name's not
all off.
Oh my god, man.
Oh my god.
It's off.
Honestly, yes, they're really good.
I got to get off, dude.
I've been on 10 hours, man.
You're good
I'm sorry that was a good attempt case like I'm down to another tournament like whatever
Yeah, just let me know
No matter how hard I try, I can't wait a tournament if my life was on the line.
Everybody go Rage K-Zo.
Everybody go Rage K-Zo.
10 hours stream, my god, I need a job.
Alright, chat, everybody go Rage K-Zo.
I'm going to go Radek, so I'm trying to love y'all.
I'll see y'all in the next one.
Jack, tomorrow.
Tomorrow.
Oh!
I don't know yet.
I don't know yet, but we might have Streamer among us.
Maybe.
Still getting to people.
All right, I'll see y'all once tomorrow.