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Jynxzi

02-20-2026 · 6h 38m

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[00:03:00] El Pussy. I had soccer training today, soccer or football. Yes, I've been training my balls

[00:03:07] off. I've been training every other day, dude. Every other day. So if I didn't have training,

[00:03:13] I would have been live earlier, but I had training. But Saturday and Sunday, I'm going

[00:03:19] to take those days off of training so I can go live at 11 in the morning and watch all

[00:03:23] of the games in the main stage. Today's going to be a banger stream. As you can

[00:03:27] if you read the title, it is RLCS day two with squishy muffins. After that, we are going to be

[00:03:35] doing you versus the rank you deserve for the first time ever in Rocket League. It's gotta be

[00:03:41] cinema. Anyone can play. Literally anyone can play. I'll explain all the shit later. It's gonna

[00:03:47] be cinema. Oh, well no, not anyone. Fuck! We're gonna do Xbox only to keep it as simple as possible

[00:03:53] because I don't want to do discord and then oh my my my my pc xbox so you gotta be xbox but

[00:04:05] if you are xbox there's I know a majority of y'all that's probably playstation slash pc

[00:04:10] but if you are xbox you could play indiverse to make you deserve today then after that

[00:04:16] we're playing against deshi in rocket league I think that's gonna be funny as shit I think

[00:04:21] I think it was the place to each choose.

[00:04:22] It's just going to be a peak a string.

[00:04:25] Today is going to be a peak stream.

[00:04:28] That Saturday is going to be a peak stream.

[00:04:30] Saturday is going to be a peak stream.

[00:04:32] The entire weekend.

[00:04:33] God damn, I'm chopped.

[00:04:36] Like, fuck.

[00:04:38] I look way better with the glasses.

[00:04:40] Checking.

[00:04:40] I get a fax or a cap every time I take off the glasses.

[00:04:44] It's just, it's actually going to be like this for four months.

[00:04:49] That is literally incredible.

[00:04:50] SHUT UP!

[00:04:54] All right, let me call Squish

[00:04:58] Wait, but I gotta do deadlock. I gotta deadlock it. I can't be a chud. I can't be a chud

[00:05:04] When does when does vitality play?

[00:05:07] Chat when does vitality play?

[00:05:11] Dude, you know what? Let's just let's get 27% first try. Let's get 27% first try. Let's stop dicking around

[00:05:17] I forgot to do deadlock yesterday. I'm literally a fat fucking child

[00:05:22] Y'all know the rules. We are not allowed to get off deadlock until we get a new bet

[00:05:28] That goes for like every fucking day every day cat literally

[00:05:42] 27 second of the knock

[00:05:47] I forgot to go live on YouTube.

[00:05:57] I'm just a fucking giant!

[00:06:00] Wait, is today Friday 2-20?

[00:06:03] Yeah, Friday 2-20?

[00:06:17] Don't get mad, cuz I get mad we're never gonna forget.

[00:06:36] We're never gonna get a new best if I'm mad.

[00:06:38] Share my head.

[00:06:39] Okay?

[00:06:40] That's bullshit, though!

[00:06:41] I'm like sliding off of it.

[00:06:42] What is that?

[00:06:43] I'm like sliding off of it. What is that?

[00:06:59] Once I once I broke once I get through the first wave portion

[00:07:03] Everything else is possible

[00:07:06] Once I get through the first wave portion check everything

[00:07:10] What is that slip and slide garbage there?

[00:07:12] Bro, once I get to the first-way portion, everything else is easy.

[00:07:19] What am I?

[00:07:20] Why did I get worse?

[00:07:22] I took one day off?

[00:07:24] Are you serious?

[00:07:25] I took one day off?

[00:07:42] I'm not jumping there, I swear to God!

[00:07:49] I'm not!

[00:07:54] I'm not jumping there, I swear to God!

[00:08:03] I'm not!

[00:08:08] I'm not jumping there.

[00:08:26] Alright.

[00:08:27] It's a glitch.

[00:08:29] It's a glitch.

[00:08:30] It's a glitch.

[00:08:31] It's...

[00:08:32] I'm not jumping there.

[00:08:33] I promise you.

[00:08:35] I've never jumped there.

[00:08:36] I'm not jumping there. I promise you I'm not jumping there.

[00:08:42] What's happening?

[00:08:43] Why did all of my jumpchart skills go out of the window?

[00:08:47] What happened in the last day?

[00:08:49] I watched one day off the game.

[00:08:59] I can't even explain it.

[00:09:01] This is the most inexplicable moment of my entire game in my career.

[00:09:04] Hands down.

[00:09:05] All of my jumps are asking.

[00:09:08] All right, you can, you let me know.

[00:09:09] You watch, you watch.

[00:09:11] Let me know, let me know.

[00:09:20] I can't play like that.

[00:09:34] What the fuuuuck?!

[00:09:36] What is happening right now?!

[00:09:38] I can't play the game!

[00:10:04] What am I doing wrong what am I doing wrong what am I doing wrong

[00:10:29] Come on!

[00:10:51] I completely forgot how to play this level.

[00:10:54] I completely forgot how to-

[00:10:56] I took one out.

[00:10:57] I'm never taking a day off this again.

[00:10:59] I took one day off deadlock and I'm like completely gone.

[00:11:04] You gotta tap three times, not two times.

[00:11:15] I'm doing too much.

[00:11:35] I'm about to- I'm about to show a ca-

[00:11:46] You're a badass!

[00:11:48] Fuuuuck!

[00:11:50] What the actual fuck?

[00:12:05] Oh

[00:12:35] I can't do another minute of this.

[00:12:42] I can't do another minute of this.

[00:12:47] This is fucking torture!

[00:12:52] Oh my god!

[00:12:57] The room for error is fucking torture!

[00:13:04] forever is fucking tiny on the first wave board and Jesus Christ I go one is to

[00:13:13] I am dead one is to oh my god

[00:13:20] yeah yeah yeah I've died of that spike probably a hundred times

[00:13:24] maybe two hundred times

[00:13:29] fuck this

[00:13:31] fuck this

[00:13:32] FUCKING DOGSHIT! FUCKING DAME!

[00:13:38] FUCK THIS!

[00:13:42] FUCK THAT SHIT!

[00:13:47] I TAKE ONE DAY OFF!

[00:13:50] ONE DAY OFF!

[00:13:52] IT'S I can't even progress!

[00:13:56] Phone?

[00:14:00] Highlights, what?

[00:14:01] Hi guys, what?

[00:14:03] Good to see you.

[00:14:05] So, I was watching, and I thought you took a day off, so I'm just going to remind you, you can't hit the triangles.

[00:14:13] You won't, like, go through the level without hitting the triangles.

[00:14:19] It's bad. It's just really bad to do that because then you have to start over.

[00:14:25] It's not a good thing.

[00:14:27] So, what I want you to do is on the wiggly part, three clicks, one, two, three, one,

[00:14:35] two, three, one, two, three, but if you do, one, two, three, four, ah, spike right there,

[00:14:44] then restart.

[00:14:45] So, just make sure you're focusing on not hitting the spikes.

[00:14:50] Get a letter.

[00:14:51] Do you know what I want you to do?

[00:14:54] No, don't hang up.

[00:14:56] Highlights, you know what I want you to do?

[00:15:00] I want you to shut your goddamn mouth!

[00:15:05] Permanently!

[00:15:08] Oh my fucking god!

[00:15:14] Oh, I'm a bully. I'm a bully. Oh, oh, I'm a bully. The elephant is angry. I'm not

[00:15:38] How am I the bully? How the fuck does that even make sense?

[00:15:44] How am I the bully? This guy harasses me day in and day out.

[00:15:56] Let's call Squishy. Let's have a good day.

[00:15:59] Because, hey, I would rather get kicked in the fucking testicles

[00:16:04] then spend another five seconds on deadlock. I would rather get kicked in the

[00:16:09] test. I'm never beating that level. I'm never beating that level. Fuck no. Fuck deadlock!

[00:16:18] And fuck Rob! I'm not Rob Todd. But fuck deadlock. Let's reset the mental recall

[00:16:27] squishy. It's a good day. It's a good day. I'm not I'm not doing that. I'm not I'm

[00:16:32] I'm not doing that.

[00:16:33] I am not doing that.

[00:16:35] I have some fucking loopy knot.

[00:16:39] I'm not doing that.

[00:16:41] Jigsaw called him.

[00:16:44] Jigsaw called him.

[00:16:47] Yo, Swishy, I hope you're having a wonderful blast day.

[00:16:52] How was the session, the soccer training?

[00:16:55] Oh, the soccer training was good.

[00:16:56] I thought you were going to ask me about geometry.

[00:17:01] Oh, Geometry Dash, how was that?

[00:17:03] No!

[00:17:04] What was that?

[00:17:06] Oh, no.

[00:17:08] Were you deadlocked?

[00:17:10] Ah, yeah, I'm deadlocked, yeah.

[00:17:12] I'm deadlocked into deadlocked.

[00:17:14] I've been on that level for two months.

[00:17:16] What's your percent, your peak now?

[00:17:18] What's my peak percent?

[00:17:20] Yeah.

[00:17:22] Do you want me to like, be completely honest with you?

[00:17:25] Yes.

[00:17:26] 26 percent.

[00:17:27] In two months stinks

[00:17:33] Yes in two months, but I've been playing on and off. Okay. Okay. It's a hard level to our level

[00:17:40] Wait, have you squished?

[00:17:43] Have you made good luck?

[00:17:46] Yeah, yeah, uh chat made me do it like a week ago. Okay, I

[00:17:51] Got to like 8% or not. I got three before the squiggly part. You know where it goes up and down up down

[00:17:55] Yeah, oh yeah, that's it's impossible. I can't do that squishy. Let me tell you straight up quit now while you're at

[00:18:03] Don't try to learn the bash

[00:18:06] Squishy just fucking quit

[00:18:08] Play stereo madness play polar guys. That's when the game is fun. All right

[00:18:14] Let me be the poor guys. Maybe do that one. Yeah, play that play fucking. Don't even play quarterfuck

[00:18:21] Don't even know, don't even play Clutterpunk.

[00:18:24] Just play Stereo Madness, bro.

[00:18:27] Over and over.

[00:18:28] Everything else is torture!

[00:18:29] Are you going to be deadlocked?

[00:18:30] Or are you going to play Clutterpunk?

[00:18:31] And guess what?

[00:18:32] Not if, when I be deadlocked, as God is my witness, I'm never touching Jamshash

[00:18:42] again, unless RobTop makes new levels.

[00:18:45] Unless RobTop makes new levels.

[00:18:47] I'm not doing that demon list.

[00:18:49] He's the goat, RobTop.

[00:18:51] Yeah, RobTop.

[00:18:52] The goat creator.

[00:18:53] RobTop makes Jowd today.

[00:18:54] I think he's like a billionaire.

[00:18:55] But yeah.

[00:18:56] He makes Jowd today.

[00:18:57] Yep.

[00:18:58] Okay.

[00:18:59] So update me on what's happening today, Squix.

[00:19:01] What's going on today, baby?

[00:19:04] Okay.

[00:19:05] So we're the only eight teams.

[00:19:07] I think everybody, five teams are out.

[00:19:09] Who's out?

[00:19:10] So let me see.

[00:19:12] Space station's out.

[00:19:13] Twisted mine's out.

[00:19:14] So remember the group of death?

[00:19:16] Remember that group of death by Taudy and Casey locked in their spots in a group of death

[00:19:19] But they're guaranteed through tomorrow. We'll be seeing that's here in Zen later today play each other for first seed

[00:19:26] By the way fucking cinema that's an hour

[00:19:30] That is let's see. I mean Jack come on our one hour. Yeah one hour

[00:19:38] Also, we're in game five right now. I don't know if you have this up. I might be our version of me. It's game five

[00:19:41] Oh, yeah

[00:19:44] Okay

[00:19:46] Yes, winner of this makes tomorrow. Loser is out.

[00:19:50] Or actually, no. DinoMates can make it with some help if they lose.

[00:19:54] But if MIBR loses, they're 100% out.

[00:19:56] They're 100% out.

[00:19:58] Got it. People don't understand.

[00:20:00] Now, what if MIBR wins? Does gentlemate, like, are they probably going to not make it?

[00:20:06] They're tied for third with Shopify and then I think...

[00:20:10] I think they win that tiebreaker over Shopify because they beat Shopify. I forget how it works.

[00:20:15] how it works. We'll see. Basically, we've got to see what this match will be.

[00:20:19] But MIBR is in a must-win game, right?

[00:20:21] They're in a stretch where they have to win other out.

[00:20:23] Yeah. Also, Falcons lost to Fury of Jinx.

[00:20:27] Falcons lost!

[00:20:28] They lost to Fury of Brazilian team, the best Brazilian team.

[00:20:31] I swear, bro.

[00:20:32] Was it at least my five?

[00:20:34] Game five, yeah, it was a close game.

[00:20:35] Okay, I was going to say, Falcons would never get slain.

[00:20:37] The group's low key also a group of death, but it didn't look as bad

[00:20:40] because the other group is so crazy.

[00:20:43] Does Falcons have any more games today or are they done?

[00:20:45] Yes, yes they do.

[00:20:47] They have to win.

[00:20:48] Jinx, they have to win the next game, Falcon's order out.

[00:20:52] What?

[00:20:53] Yeah.

[00:20:54] Bro, this is going to be sick.

[00:20:56] Oh my god, this is going to be sick.

[00:20:57] And we get to watch Xen vs. Bakira.

[00:21:00] And they're playing to get the best team in their group,

[00:21:02] a team that hasn't lost yet, Falcons.

[00:21:04] They're playing the best team in their group to win GKGK.

[00:21:07] It's like apparently Jack Joyo and Seiko,

[00:21:09] who's a world champ.

[00:21:10] Seiko's a world champ.

[00:21:11] Oh my god.

[00:21:13] Today's better than yesterday.

[00:21:15] and all the other games are a little bit more

[00:21:17] yeah, yeah, yeah, a lot more

[00:21:19] but these guys are going home, if they do

[00:21:22] and you want to play in front of crowd, right?

[00:21:24] like crowd is what you go here for

[00:21:26] you miss crowd if you lose

[00:21:28] we see that as gosh darn cinnamon

[00:21:30] today's gonna be great

[00:21:31] wow

[00:21:32] so we see falcons playing with their elimination

[00:21:34] hanging in the battle

[00:21:35] and then we get to see Zen versus KC

[00:21:38] winner takes number one seed

[00:21:40] which obviously they vote one on one seed

[00:21:42] yeah, number one seed is super huge

[00:21:44] lives. You get one free series to make top four with an extra life.

[00:21:49] Oh my god that's so strong. So you can lose and still make it.

[00:21:53] You can lose and you'll score. Yeah exactly.

[00:21:55] Bro I heard on Twitter that Zen went off today.

[00:22:00] It's his birthday today. Yeah I texted him.

[00:22:05] Yeah it's his birthday. He played good.

[00:22:08] Who do they beat? They beat Twisted?

[00:22:11] just in mines yep that was the old teammate monkey monkey moon yeah that's

[00:22:15] pretty good they are good yeah and nupo is also like insane individually one of

[00:22:20] the best

[00:22:23] so bro Zen beat nupo and monkey

[00:22:26] yep and T for K the guy that was on falcons yeah that guy was going on

[00:22:31] totally crazy dude TRK has still he has my favorite

[00:22:38] moment yet because we go come back yeah I'll show you team power they took an IP to five

[00:22:55] they almost knocked them out actually that was crazy too there's a lot of good matches today

[00:23:30] that guy from his POV just came in tomorrow.

[00:23:32] Bro, Rocket League just makes me horny, dude.

[00:23:38] Also, winner of this, if Genomites wins, they play NRD tomorrow in uppers.

[00:23:44] Oh, oh my god.

[00:23:46] What?

[00:23:48] Bro, that was to tie the game.

[00:23:50] Oh, they're going home now.

[00:23:52] Yeah, that's game, bro.

[00:23:54] Bro, they're going home. That was to tie it.

[00:23:56] So smart.

[00:23:58] So they play energy tomorrow and uppers winner of that match that'll make first energy links cop four

[00:24:12] Devastating bro

[00:24:15] Well, this gentleman team looks pretty good

[00:24:19] Told you they were the most recent original winners man. They're actually the real deal wait have they lost yet or no?

[00:24:26] Now the three oh

[00:24:28] They've only lost one, wait no, they went 9-3 in this tournament.

[00:24:35] They went 9 games lost to me out of three series.

[00:24:39] Holy tits.

[00:24:40] Energy went 9-2 Jinx, they have the best record now.

[00:24:46] Actually Vitality's 6-0 in the God group.

[00:24:49] They haven't lost a game.

[00:24:54] Holy shit.

[00:24:55] Holy shit.

[00:24:56] Vitality 3-0 swept twisted minds. Yes

[00:25:02] chat

[00:25:03] The Zen is here, bro. Or has arrived now

[00:25:08] What would you do if Zen 3-0's KC's question?

[00:25:12] If Zen 3-0's case you guys can see what would you do?

[00:25:17] Well, I don't know man. I might forget naked bro. I don't know would you shake some ass?

[00:25:21] I would shake some ass that that I don't think that would happen. I think I'll give you statings

[00:25:26] I don't think Zen's beaten Batira in like two years

[00:25:30] Really?

[00:25:31] Yeah

[00:25:34] I think like some like 12 series three

[00:25:43] Something ridiculous, but but then again Batira's teams are always way better than Zen's team like it's not really on

[00:25:56] This guy is tall too, bro. I think he's like 6'5". So Leaf on the left is like 6'4", or something? I think he's 6'4", 6'5".

[00:26:03] I'll see if he might be like 6'6", now, honestly.

[00:26:05] I mean, I chew just like, same as any other series. We don't really try to think about the upper bracket and stuff, but...

[00:26:11] Big of Cermandem, yeah? Is he from England?

[00:26:13] They call him Poland. They call him Big Oscar.

[00:26:16] I wanted to play. We got the win, but I wouldn't say we're really good.

[00:26:19] If you hear them reference Big Oscar, that's it.

[00:26:20] That's not an English accent. That's a Polish accent.

[00:26:22] I mean...

[00:26:24] He's Polish. I don't know...

[00:26:26] I don't know. I don't know what that is

[00:26:28] Yeah, it was just like some some small things, you know, but I think like we go to play also

[00:26:32] Yo, that guy's from England. Trust me

[00:26:36] He told us though

[00:26:38] It's all skewed from England

[00:26:41] He lived in the UK. See yeah, yeah, see squish down. That's good bone. I'll tell you but he's Polish

[00:26:48] I'm telling you buddy. Yeah, I know to mind them

[00:26:50] I don't want to be like it's next. Yeah, it's nice. So if falcons loses, they're out. Bro. So here these listen these matches, bro. It's

[00:27:20] Falcons versus GK, if Falcons loses they're out.

[00:27:23] And then at the same time it's Furia versus Redacted.

[00:27:27] Holy shit, that group is so stacked.

[00:27:29] GK, Furia, Falcons, VP.

[00:27:32] Redacted's O2 in this group, Jinx.

[00:27:34] Oh, so are they out? Are they out?

[00:27:37] They could still make it because it's close.

[00:27:38] Like, if they win, I think they need Falcons to lose.

[00:27:42] They need Furia, wait, no, if they, if they beat Furia, Furia lost.

[00:27:46] So they need Falcons to lose.

[00:27:48] They need GK to go through you.

[00:27:49] They need to be

[00:27:59] I think we watch the falcons match right would rather watch the fury of VP

[00:28:11] Pro they could go out like 12 how good they are

[00:28:15] I mean, we don't we don't now these groups are so unbalanced. I'm not gonna lie. There's two

[00:28:19] Let me just say I

[00:28:22] Think if you're making a tournament, I think it's your job to sort of like

[00:28:29] Balance out the groups that way cuz like for example twisted minds isn't even gonna make it to like the next stage

[00:28:35] And they're like definitely a top

[00:28:38] Pop 8 they're tough

[00:28:40] Yeah, and then if you look at the other groups like it's pretty lopsided like energy had

[00:28:47] Like guaranteed placing energy and IP like there's no way they weren't making it

[00:28:51] Gentleman shop. I mean MIBR is pretty good at the PSM. Just have enough every team at every group have two week teams except for those two

[00:28:58] all four teams are good

[00:29:01] Irodic shut up

[00:29:03] Well, I did a good tournament, bro. I didn't even win

[00:29:10] Okay, so, chat, would y'all rather watch Falcons or Redacted Play?

[00:29:14] Probably Falcons, right?

[00:29:18] Chat, probably Falcons.

[00:29:22] What do y'all want to watch?

[00:29:23] Yeah, the same Falcons, I agree, bro.

[00:29:25] Falcons is so fucking good.

[00:29:27] Falcons is so calm, dude.

[00:29:29] Anything but you, what would you do to Bob?

[00:29:31] You're in my stream.

[00:29:32] So saying anything but you is an even option.

[00:29:35] And you know what?

[00:29:36] Just time them out, I guess.

[00:29:40] Anything but you are you fucking kidding me motherfucker.

[00:29:50] I'm so horny for you baby.

[00:29:52] Appreciate that Darbilius.

[00:29:54] Hey Jixi, you look great today.

[00:29:56] Thanks man.

[00:29:57] You look like Judge Holden.

[00:29:59] Who the fuck is Judge Holden?

[00:30:09] You guys are just saying I look like any bald guy.

[00:30:11] Okay, wait, this guy's like terrifying.

[00:30:15] You're chatting, I don't look anything like this guy.

[00:30:19] There's not a single universe

[00:30:20] where you could say I look like this guy.

[00:30:22] Jynx, there's this CS pro named Elige

[00:30:24] that like keep popping up in these ads

[00:30:26] and every time he pops up, they say it's Jynxy.

[00:30:29] How does he, how do you spell his name?

[00:30:31] E-L-I-G-E.

[00:30:33] This guy, Elige.

[00:30:40] Okay.

[00:30:43] Yeah, he's popping up in the air.

[00:30:47] Oh, he's just bald!

[00:30:48] Like, guys!

[00:30:50] He's just bald!

[00:30:52] Does it mean he looks like me?

[00:30:54] Wait, I kind of see it on the screen.

[00:30:56] Oh, it's actually pretty similar.

[00:30:57] He has a lot of similar features.

[00:30:58] Wow, okay.

[00:31:00] I'm starting to see it now.

[00:31:02] He's in one of the ads here. He's popping up twins Gunathon win

[00:31:09] And his twitch name so squishy this guy's asked me for a good a thought don't even ask yeah

[00:31:15] His switch name is Jinxie is bad gamer. You've dedicated your entire twitch user name to harassment

[00:31:25] Like you've dedicated your entire twitch user name to harassment dude

[00:31:32] Falcons plays in seven minutes, wish they'll have a minute's breath and then it's gonna be a little bit offset

[00:31:38] Which is good because we can probably catch a bit of fury a VP

[00:31:43] Who's getting interviewed here power

[00:31:46] Team power does all fairly team. Yeah

[00:31:51] Yeah

[00:31:53] Debate about that is that real or not? I think it's got you so expensive. That's real

[00:31:57] Let me see it

[00:31:59] See, I don't know it might be real

[00:32:01] It might be real dude. I don't know. I haven't be dancing if it was real, bro

[00:32:05] Bro, that's I'm saying I have a real one. That's like a bracelet and I was a few thousand smaller shit

[00:32:10] It's like this event. I don't know that's huge bro. That would be like a hundred people

[00:32:18] It kind of is dancing though. Oh my god, I that might be real

[00:32:25] For realsies bro like Chad is that real?

[00:32:31] Except he has eyebrows. What does that have to do with anything?

[00:32:35] I thought you fell off the wall and had a great fall. Mr. Humpty Dumpty.

[00:32:39] Hey, Jinxley, I goon to you in about 12 seconds. New record.

[00:32:45] W. A. You look good without hair. Thank you, bro.

[00:32:49] You look like Vasili Stepanov. Don't know who that is. I already know she's going to be a bald guy. I'm not looking enough.

[00:32:56] Jinxley, you look like the colossal Titan from Attack on Titan.

[00:33:00] Not real, love you, janked. I just nutted to your voice.

[00:33:04] I'm going to the bathroom. I just nutted to your voice.

[00:33:10] Are you fucking serious? Fuck!

[00:33:21] Why is High-Buy's followed us? High-Buy's.

[00:33:24] No, I've asked.

[00:33:29] There's no reason why you're calling me twice in 15 minutes.

[00:33:34] No, you're not, bro. Sit down to them. Listen, I know why you like, uh, sense so much, bro. I know. Now I know.

[00:33:44] Why do I like Xan?

[00:33:46] Bro, you're great.

[00:33:48] Oh, shh.

[00:33:50] I'm his coach.

[00:33:52] Let's go, bro. Hey, I'm proud of y'all, bro. My dad is doing well. Keep up the good work, bro.

[00:34:00] So, hi, guys. You think I've been, he hangs up. So, hi, guys. This is what happens when you have a boulder in your head.

[00:34:08] Jack, how would I be streaming Zen's game while coaching Zen's game? Also, shout out to this guy. My nose is not that pointy, though.

[00:34:17] Jack shout out to that guy. My nose is not that pointy

[00:34:23] I'm gonna go take off

[00:34:26] Squishy I'll be back

[00:34:47] I mean, I got a backfuckin's right.

[00:35:17] I feel like we have to.

[00:35:20] I'm gonna say Falcon 3, 2, it's a cinema scene, it's close to you.

[00:35:28] Okay, you guys are asking questions and say yeah, game, okay?

[00:35:37] Oh

[00:35:56] Squishy put the squishy muffin in my ass

[00:36:04] Yo squash

[00:36:06] Yeah, bro, what's good? What's up, man? So how'd you get your name squishy muffins, but I never asked you that

[00:36:14] Dude, it's so fucking dumb. Do you know the muffins little bites, you know those?

[00:36:19] Yes, I do. Yeah

[00:36:21] Your name reminds me of little bites

[00:36:24] Listen, Jinx, I'll tell you the story. Okay, so I had a different name on PlayStation

[00:36:29] I won't say what that was for privacy purposes. I had a different name on PlayStation

[00:36:33] Was it like your IRL name? IRL?

[00:36:35] No, no, no, it wasn't but like I don't want people to find it. But anyway, it's a little it was a little crazy

[00:36:42] I will say that anyway, so

[00:36:44] Okay, so I got banned on a game. It was called on Charity 3. I was a console like full-on console guy

[00:36:49] I never thought of this first PC under I was a console player

[00:36:51] I played a lot of competitive games on console and I got banned for doing like a glitch in a shooter

[00:36:57] Where I go behind the wall and I was like shoot the picture map

[00:36:59] I was like I was like I was like 12. Yeah, no, but I was actually good at this game

[00:37:05] Like there's clips of me hitting top one leaderboards on this game back back then anyway, so it was on charter three

[00:37:11] Comp scene anyone new comp comp scene much hard three anyway

[00:37:16] What the fuck is uncharted three what the fuck is that?

[00:37:20] You never seen like the uncharted movie. No

[00:37:23] Uncharted this is a PlayStation exclusive. That's why you probably don't know it Drake's deception that one

[00:37:28] Oncharted, yes. There was an online, like, there was a comp shooting scene to it, basically.

[00:37:36] 2011, wow!

[00:37:38] 10 out of 10 on IGN, holy fuck!

[00:37:41] The good-ass game, bro. One of the best stories ever.

[00:37:43] Literally, one of the best.

[00:37:44] The Oncharted series is one of the best series I've ever played in my entire life.

[00:37:47] Anyway, so, basically I glitched out of the map.

[00:37:51] I got banned for this. I can make a new account.

[00:37:53] And as with my brother we did like random name generators

[00:37:56] We got like squishy something and then something like muffin destroyer or something like that

[00:38:00] And I said let's put squishy muffins together

[00:38:02] My brother made like either me and my brother made like a titty joke and then there was a I'm so funny like squishy muffin

[00:38:08] It's just some stupid-ass fucking it was a it was a titty joke, bro

[00:38:11] So it's a titty joke

[00:38:13] It was a titty joke the whole time and I was fucking 13

[00:38:15] I thought no one would see the name ever in a million fucking years and then here we are and people kind of know me

[00:38:20] So it's like kind of annoying. Well, like if I can go back I wouldn't change it. Let's have fun. So yeah

[00:38:27] Interesting dude. Wow, that's a good story, bro. I didn't know you had that much lore

[00:38:32] So at but anytime I did like an interview on like an e-sports interview

[00:38:35] I had to get PR I would say like my mom was bacon muffins and I was like damn

[00:38:38] This one's pushing my sister. Yes, that's some bullshit PR story, but yeah, the truth is

[00:38:45] It's a boob joke. Wow, I never would have been guessed up

[00:38:50] That's the actual truth, yeah.

[00:38:52] Moe, you've done a side dance.

[00:38:53] No, I haven't even told anyone that.

[00:38:54] You're the first person I told that to.

[00:38:56] Like, legitimately.

[00:38:57] Okay, that guy's gigantic, but you want the Oscar guy?

[00:39:02] Which one?

[00:39:03] Yeah, he's so tall.

[00:39:04] Five.

[00:39:05] Yeah.

[00:39:07] Dude, I've known him since he was like 17, I think.

[00:39:09] I think the first time I saw him at an event,

[00:39:10] and he's taller than he was then by a good amount.

[00:39:13] And he was already weight-towering over me on six foot.

[00:39:17] Where's Falcon's at?

[00:39:18] Oh, wait, wait, is that RW9?

[00:39:20] Yeah, uh, yeah, yeah, I can't I can't tell there's two of them sometimes, but yeah, I think that was

[00:39:27] Dude every time I say I'm six foot everyone's his cap

[00:39:30] Everyone's his cap. No, you look like you're six foot. I'm actually six foot like I'm almost six one

[00:39:36] I'm like six foot and like three quarters in

[00:39:38] Why would I lie about this? I mean again, nothing. It's cool to be short messy shorty. It's got fucking crazy aura

[00:39:46] Yeah, double fake

[00:39:50] Wow.

[00:39:51] Dude, they scored five goals in two minutes in that game.

[00:39:55] Gentlemates.

[00:39:56] Wow.

[00:39:57] Energy plays the memorial.

[00:39:58] It's going to be a banger.

[00:39:59] So, Gentlemates is kind of showing up, dude.

[00:40:02] Wait, how tall are you, then?

[00:40:04] What did he say?

[00:40:06] How tall are you?

[00:40:08] How tall are you?

[00:40:10] Uh, it's sort of tricky.

[00:40:12] I mean...

[00:40:13] Yo, you don't know what he means.

[00:40:15] It's sort of tricky to say what's all you are.

[00:40:17] Um, it depends like what she's like saying, five, two, four, four, two, ignore everything

[00:40:26] that you see.

[00:40:27] Okay.

[00:40:28] Four, eleven.

[00:40:29] Yeah.

[00:40:30] How tall do y'all actually think I am?

[00:40:32] Five, six.

[00:40:33] What do you mean?

[00:40:34] I think you know, I think you're like five, nine, five, ten.

[00:40:38] Okay.

[00:40:39] Hi guys.

[00:40:40] You've met me.

[00:40:41] I'm not five, six.

[00:40:42] Hi guys.

[00:40:43] You've met me.

[00:40:44] You look like a blob fish that doesn't correlate to my question at all.

[00:40:49] You look like a blob fish. That's crazy. Ball not. Have you seen a blob fish?

[00:40:54] Yes, I have. It's just fucking disgusting. Okay, Chad. So here's like, I'm not five nine.

[00:41:04] But at the same time, I'm also not five 11. But at the same time, I'm also not five 10.

[00:41:13] Here's the thing. I need to get professionally graded in my height.

[00:41:20] What do you mean bro? Just set it up on a measuring tape.

[00:41:24] Yeah, that's not legit. Because now I can turn the video because my hair is short.

[00:41:29] You don't need a professional to test your height, man. You just check it.

[00:41:34] I don't know my height, but I know I'm not 5'11", I know I'm not 5'9".

[00:41:39] It's somewhere in the middle.

[00:41:41] Three five ten no I could be five nine and a half I could be five ten and a half. I don't know. It's somewhere in the middle

[00:41:51] It's on your license. Oh wait it is on my license

[00:41:57] It is on my life's it's wait, let me see what my license says without leaking my address and I'm getting swatted in five minutes

[00:42:11] Yeah, do you want to see my license picture?

[00:42:24] All right, I want to make sure I'm not making this.

[00:42:29] Holy shit.

[00:42:30] I logged in this.

[00:42:31] Take C.

[00:42:32] Check it out.

[00:42:33] See.

[00:42:34] Holy shit.

[00:42:35] Okay, so on this Florida's Florida driver license.

[00:42:41] Nicholas Douglas Stewart, date of birth, 9, 26, 2001.

[00:42:47] Sex and height, five foot 10 inches.

[00:42:56] 5'10".

[00:42:57] There you go.

[00:42:58] 5'10".

[00:43:10] 5'10", chat.

[00:43:11] Jeff, 5'10", 5'10". Not bad. Cat, cat, so cat. You're lying show-ups. Yeah. So, hey dumbasses,

[00:43:24] if I show you my license, I'll show you my address.

[00:43:27] The sex is wrong. No, it's not. What were you saying, Squish?

[00:43:33] A lot of time for your license, they just ask you what, like, how tall you are, though.

[00:43:37] At least, that's how they do it here. They don't measure you for it. So, you

[00:43:40] might have just told them that maybe you're taller now maybe you're six foot

[00:43:43] now. Yeah. Or six one. Nah. Or six four. Nah. But if I told him, I definitely would

[00:43:49] have sent five another. Like I know I would have. If I told him, I would have sent five

[00:43:54] another. So I'm like, not a bad idea. But say so today has been playing the best out

[00:44:02] of the team in my opinion. So would choose your like six foot. With shoes, I'm like

[00:44:09] Which would like some thick

[00:44:11] Some fix you six foot

[00:44:13] Yeah, wait, we're in the right stream, right GK

[00:44:17] GK and Falcon's yeah, so he's one worlds this guy right here. Say go. This is not the same guy as psycho

[00:44:25] different guy

[00:44:29] Bro, I'll say this bro, rockin B does have some good looking problems

[00:44:33] for a surprise situation with

[00:44:36] you real rockety chat what game has

[00:44:39] the goal line to send it to over time

[00:44:41] is all that's short there looking

[00:44:43] you've said this so many times bro

[00:44:45] and it's that's like i'm a little

[00:44:46] concerned but like it's fine you got

[00:44:48] you going chat what game would you

[00:44:53] guys say has the smash looking proud

[00:44:55] of the organization has like why do

[00:44:57] you want to know after the mute two

[00:44:58] situation brother i don't know like

[00:45:01] how to feel about certain things you

[00:45:02] say now because I don't know what you're using information for gooning to mute is a pretty common thing

[00:45:07] that's like a childhood moment yeah and talking to me and get fortnight Peter about fortnight this is

[00:45:13] the first cs-2 cough remember we got to talk about that big roster move but i'll see the twins

[00:45:18] yo gc when is the zootopia smash or pass tierless video all right moths scrolled up to frogman

[00:45:27] 2016 and just get him out. Just ban him. When is the Zootopia smash or pass tier list video? What is Zootopia frogman?

[00:45:35] Like a bunch of animals

[00:45:39] We said Zootopia too, okay

[00:45:45] Yep, man, we're not doing a smash or pass tier list on

[00:45:50] On fucking Zootopia. Are you kidding me, bro? I'm gonna be done with it in a cop car

[00:45:59] Siege has so many mobbers it does

[00:46:02] Hi guys, what is

[00:46:03] Yeah, hi guys. I I've jerked off to me too. Hi guys. This is like a gotcha moment. I'm very proud of this

[00:46:10] Bro, everyone is going to mute you before. I don't know why we're acting like we have it

[00:46:15] But again, I don't think we have a good sample size for that question.

[00:46:20] I don't think that's true.

[00:46:21] But 20% of my chat said they gooned a Mewtwo.

[00:46:24] If that's not a good sample size, I don't know what it is.

[00:46:26] I'm gonna be able to get the job done.

[00:46:27] Now that question that Bates is talking about,

[00:46:29] is that a tie in this moment?

[00:46:30] Yes, but every game matters.

[00:46:31] They did lose to Fury.

[00:46:32] Come on, Falcons.

[00:46:33] Come on, Falcons.

[00:46:34] So now if Falcons win this match, no matter what,

[00:46:37] they are top.

[00:46:38] So if Falcons loses, they're out.

[00:46:39] They're out of the loop.

[00:46:40] They win the race.

[00:46:41] They win the race.

[00:46:42] What the fuck is that about?

[00:46:43] It's a win for them.

[00:46:44] Oh my god

[00:46:56] Now that is the game

[00:46:59] That is the game

[00:47:08] I do too

[00:47:10] Wait, you also sit crisscross applesauce. Yeah, I've done this in sales. I got was it young twins ease

[00:47:17] Yeah, it's so it's so comfy. It's all right

[00:47:20] I feel like you have more control to control or two. Yes, you do

[00:47:25] Yeah, it is actually

[00:47:29] That's fucking ball that was such a twins moment

[00:47:34] Yeah, I've done that on land before there's probably a video of me doing it

[00:47:37] be a shootout I feel like we're gonna see some crooked numbers on the board why do none of these

[00:47:42] guys say crisscross applesauce what the fuck they don't know the tech bro also I think if the dude

[00:47:48] leaning in sacris cross you just fall over he needs to like yeah on the floor but chat like

[00:47:54] you look legitimately though if your controller is just free hanging on your arms it's not

[00:47:59] supported by anything so you don't have a good base foundation of your molecular boss right

[00:48:05] But if you if you go crisscross applesauce you can lodge it in between your caps and

[00:48:13] Your thighs and then you're gonna have perfect balance on the controller

[00:48:16] Bro the reason why I like rocket league is because these guys are on control of you

[00:48:20] I'm so tired of this PC bullshit. Oh you play you play games on controller. It's like yeah. Yeah, bitch

[00:48:28] Yeah, I do that's like the opposite rocket league. I'll launch this controller up your ass, too

[00:48:33] I'm so tired of these PC players act like they're better than console. You're not better than Xbox players

[00:48:39] You're not better than us. I

[00:48:42] Fucking hate PC. Well, I high guys give out bro. I'll load up PC. My game will crash

[00:48:48] Outload of PC. It'll take five minutes to load up a game. I go on Xbox. I click an app and in I'm in

[00:48:54] the game playing this matchup and with that partial being on, I just, I think you can't

[00:48:59] just, they're going to want to make a new console 2026 2027 what do you guys think?

[00:49:05] Xbox PC is doing too much. The last Xbox release was Xbox series X Xbox series S. I feel like

[00:49:14] that was dude. All right. I'm not going to reach out. I'm not going to reach out.

[00:49:18] Okay. I'm such a chud. I remember when the new Xboxes came out on siege.

[00:49:25] And it was a big deal because everybody went from 60 frames to 120 and that was a big deal.

[00:49:29] I think this was 2021. Chat, was I right? 2021.

[00:49:36] Was that right?

[00:49:37] We were saying end of 2020.

[00:49:40] Basically the same thing.

[00:49:42] Basically the same thing.

[00:49:43] Ted, I just remember it so vividly, bro.

[00:49:45] It was like Operation Neon Dawn was like the first operation

[00:49:48] of siege where everybody was on 120.

[00:49:51] And if you couldn't buy the series X at the time,

[00:49:53] you were just going to get smoked.

[00:49:56] You're basically wrong.

[00:49:57] Random 63, I'm basically right.

[00:50:00] Shut the fuck up!

[00:50:03] I said 2021, and they're saying end of 2020.

[00:50:08] Wait, people are voting on Falcons to lose.

[00:50:12] wait do they not know any ball?

[00:50:15] DK have not lost a series yet so that's why

[00:50:18] and Falcon did lose for that.

[00:50:20] I don't give a fly for a doodle cake.

[00:50:21] Bro, Falcon has two twin brothers and RW9.

[00:50:26] And Dragon.

[00:50:29] Does this not drive you crazy?

[00:50:31] How are people betting on GK?

[00:50:33] No, when you played professionally for long enough

[00:50:35] you learned to ignore the caster desk.

[00:50:39] Wait.

[00:50:40] The casters are saying

[00:50:41] GK's gonna bring yes, these are the analysts and

[00:50:54] I'm gonna say like 3-1 maybe 3-2

[00:51:05] First full series come on

[00:51:08] Like fuckers and never lose against them and harder games

[00:51:11] They lost 0-9 in this tournament, they lost, they won no game, 0.

[00:51:15] Wow.

[00:51:16] They flew here, played 9 Rock-A-League games, you went home.

[00:51:24] Great work, 58% of the votes.

[00:51:26] And still there goal, bro.

[00:51:27] Yeah man, 58% of the votes said the Falcons are going to lose.

[00:51:30] They have like the most decorated lineup in pro league.

[00:51:33] What are you saying?

[00:51:35] 58% of people, is that correct?

[00:51:41] Yeah

[00:51:43] off of a 2-0 record versus a 1-1 record yeah i think so

[00:51:49] oh really oh really it's rw9 motherfuckers this isn't some normal player they have the highest

[00:51:57] paid pro in the world rw9 who's the greatest defender in the world and it's twin fucking brother

[00:52:05] you guys better gk wake up by the way khaleers is his twin brother but he also plays like the

[00:52:13] the best player on this team like often like last year he was the best player

[00:52:16] on the team quite a few part of each other he's no he's no like slot here

[00:52:21] I just I am actually this I cannot believe 58% of people said TK

[00:52:28] so this esport thinks you ever learned this yet this is the most recency

[00:52:32] biased esport ever I want to kiss you on the cheek this is literally what I

[00:52:37] was gonna say I was gonna say this the only explanation for this is just

[00:52:42] recency bias like oh they're 2-0 in the group stage and Falcons is 1-0 in the group stage

[00:52:49] so they must be better than Falcons and they're gonna win it's like yeah bro slowly unlocks

[00:52:55] the boulder from your head Falcons has one of the best teams in the world i've never even heard

[00:52:59] of gk i'm sure they're good i didn't even heard of it holy crap put the recency bias

[00:53:05] in the side and look at their accolades like god that's been a thing for as long as like

[00:53:10] All right, let me as long as I can remember that. Actually, actually we're like a team a team will have like

[00:53:18] Let's use like I don't know. Let's just say

[00:53:22] Team X here. They win three regionals in a row and then regional number

[00:53:27] Four a different team wins everyone was it at the regional before team is better than the team that won three straight

[00:53:33] You know what I mean? We're like other teams clearly better. That's right, babe

[00:53:36] Bro, you want to know if Siege, you want to know if Siege, like Siege, watch was doing

[00:53:40] Pro League.

[00:53:41] So Siege is even worse because in Siege, there are teams that are really good at certain

[00:53:46] match.

[00:53:47] Like for example, Shiko's team, they didn't lose a single game on bank for two years.

[00:53:52] But the people that vote on Siege games don't even think about that.

[00:53:55] They, they'll like, let's say Shiko loses map one, they're just going to vote, they're

[00:54:00] just going to vote on him to lose map two, even if map two is bank.

[00:54:04] map 2 bank they're still gonna vote on the map 2 because no matter what just

[00:54:08] because the map one is lost yeah it's rockin league it's the same game every

[00:54:11] time siege the maps matters so much but players don't it's just recently by like

[00:54:15] certain player for me to just like voted on certain maps like this yeah

[00:54:20] cuz they'd like straps yeah they like I'm telling you bro falcons this is

[00:54:26] probably gonna be three to one oh my god what is saying bro I was actually

[00:54:32] crazy

[00:54:35] Oh my god

[00:54:37] Now as a player the reason to buy a shit is so annoying you have to learn to literally just ignore everything

[00:54:42] It's it's actually annoying you could have the best year ever have like one bad turning and people are just like forgetting your entire

[00:54:51] Also, bro, like let's let's be fair the rocket league pros like

[00:54:55] Bro, you lose two series. You're out. I mean, does that define you as a player for the next year?

[00:55:00] You lose two series, you have two bad series and you're out.

[00:55:03] Dude, some people lose their career off that.

[00:55:05] Like they have two bad series, they get kicked, they don't get a good opportunity and that's

[00:55:08] it.

[00:55:09] Yeah.

[00:55:10] It's not like this tournament has some big long losers bracket and all the games are

[00:55:17] best of sevens.

[00:55:19] Like you're in and you're out, bro.

[00:55:20] If you have a bad game, you're out.

[00:55:22] Yeah.

[00:55:23] They don't fuck around here, bro.

[00:55:26] Don't look at recency bias look at overall achievements. Now obviously if you're saying like this guy won in 2017

[00:55:34] It's like okay

[00:55:36] Yeah, dude like this gentleman team just won the most recent regional, but I would sell Casey as a better team

[00:55:42] You know what I mean? Just for a while. Yeah, but yeah, the lot of gentlemen just hot right now

[00:55:46] They're running hot, but like yeah, okay. See overall they win at that was the first time they've lost in a long time

[00:55:51] They're like energy like if energy didn't want to reason all they're still the best even a

[00:55:59] Doesn't matter if they didn't wonder if they've been consistently the best for like a year

[00:56:07] Yeah, I like it a lot all the people like I wanted to see far it looks like we're gonna go wrong

[00:56:12] Like hopefully thousands wins this I love that Zen is doing amazing

[00:56:17] KC is going far, NRT is going far, I wish for Dach didn't make it far, I think they're

[00:56:25] open too.

[00:56:26] Yeah.

[00:56:27] Jen's also someone that deals with a lot of hate because he started off so hot, I

[00:56:32] guess career started off instantly like winning everything so everyone just expects

[00:56:35] that from you always.

[00:56:36] So, I wish him the best bro, I hope he dubs out here, he'll be sick.

[00:56:40] He's a good guy as well.

[00:56:42] this major yeah good birthday gift that would be cinema chat oh my god three years later

[00:56:52] that'd be as that would say that'd be okra okra that would be okra

[00:57:04] so some aura for you some like aura knowledge from the past here

[00:57:08] Appjack's is after a guy on GK

[00:57:11] Yeah, apparently Jack when Zen was banned

[00:57:14] He said in a YouTube video while playing against them. He said whoever gets this guy on their team is gonna win worlds

[00:57:23] Yeah before he got unbanned like you and he was saying like he was genuinely saying it's not even just like out of him peaking

[00:57:28] He was like no this guy didn't even say it every time I play against

[00:57:32] Yeah vitality signed in before it was even unbanned

[00:57:38] He won two so his first that was a major and then right after the major was world

[00:57:44] And then and then he has a one sense, but

[00:57:47] You want a major anyone worlds in the same you want a major and then the letter of the next month you won worlds

[00:57:52] Yeah, major than worlds back to back

[00:57:56] And then after that he hasn't won that's why people are hard of them though because he instantly came in and just fucked everyone

[00:58:03] But yeah, like I thought that was crazy that he called it out

[00:58:05] out. This is a great way Falcons is winning. I almost want to start betting on this because

[00:58:13] people are pissing me off, but I'm not going to bet on it. But bro, 60% of people said

[00:58:19] GK is going to win. Are we fucking serious? Are we dead ass? I was going to start betting.

[00:58:23] Fuck. I didn't even bet. I don't think I've been wrong yet. That's what I'm saying.

[00:58:30] Has Zen had the highest peak of any rocketing player ever, you think?

[00:58:35] Yeah, I think so.

[00:58:38] I think you judge that relative to competition at the time, right?

[00:58:42] So for each era, it's a little bit different.

[00:58:44] I think the game was pretty advanced by 2023.

[00:58:47] Yeah, yeah.

[00:58:48] But I think each era still like the best player in the world is going to have a gap to the second player, right?

[00:58:53] I think he had the biggest gap from the second player of any player ever for a bit.

[00:58:58] But that makes sense. He was the furthest from second out of any player ever.

[00:59:03] I don't want to say in his era, because I want Xen to win this fucking event.

[00:59:08] But in 2023, Xen was the most dominant player in rockin' the history.

[00:59:16] Yeah, I think so. I think so. Yeah, yeah.

[00:59:25] Xen plays after this, right? After the game?

[00:59:27] See there's there's a yes, I think so. There's a weird one. So when the game came out there was a player named Cronoby

[00:59:34] There's a prequel to Rock League, right?

[00:59:36] And the Cronoby guy played the prequel to Rock League for like six years or something

[00:59:39] So when the game came out, he was like he had a huge advantage over everybody, right?

[00:59:46] That's a little bit that's a little bit hard to like yeah

[00:59:50] dunking on dunking on people that are 5 foot 11 yeah that was that was a little

[00:59:55] hard to say because it's actually not a fair comparison because nobody had the

[00:59:59] chance to play the game like you did yeah that was a little hard comparison but

[01:00:04] but if we're talking it's like fucking eight years into the game yeah yeah yeah

[01:00:08] I agree yeah I agree

[01:00:12] I'm betting that Balkans wins when I'm not literally betting.

[01:00:24] That's my prediction, but I hope that goes back to Balkans.

[01:00:27] This is what I want to happen.

[01:00:28] I want KC, I love the tier, I love that team.

[01:00:31] I want KC to do a little bit poorly and I want Zen to play insane and I want them to pick up Zen.

[01:00:36] That's what I want.

[01:00:37] I want Zen to play so good that he gets picked up by KC and then we just have a god team.

[01:00:41] Cause that team would be so fun to watch.

[01:00:45] Imagine this Falcons team versus like Zen on KZ in finals.

[01:00:49] Which you win by the way in September right?

[01:00:51] September like 20 I think?

[01:00:53] Or 15? Something like that.

[01:01:07] Nice demo.

[01:01:11] You know what surprised me, Squishy, is how much pros are able to score, because I assume

[01:01:21] their defense would be so perfect, but the thing is they're all-

[01:01:24] Oh, like they have goals that go in on 3s?

[01:01:26] Yes.

[01:01:27] Yeah, yeah.

[01:01:28] Dude, we had a series earlier where a team won 7-0 and the next game was a 0-0 and

[01:01:35] it ended with a 0-2 goal.

[01:01:37] Like 1-0 game.

[01:01:38] Ended with a 0-2 goal.

[01:01:39] Like how do you go from 7-0 to 0s here? Yeah, so random

[01:01:43] But I feel like you are right. I feel like offense has gotten

[01:01:48] Offense has gotten so involved to the point where like

[01:01:51] Goals didn't kind of come out of anything. So defense is a lot harder now

[01:01:55] People are like really careful on defense now

[01:01:58] And bro also trolley

[01:02:01] Also like I feel like pros

[01:02:04] If there is an ounce of the second to score, they're gonna score

[01:02:08] every time yeah like they're not gonna fuck up so as defense like the room for

[01:02:15] error is obviously way smaller than they thought oh my god yeah that was a 1v2

[01:02:24] right dude yeah that wasn't saved up the wall bro just completely solo wow holy

[01:02:31] Shit that was disgusting damn, bro

[01:02:40] I have space station first Carmichord really was actually crazy seriously in game five

[01:02:46] Space station miss like an empty net and then it went the other way in case you missed the rolling ball and it was actually crazy

[01:02:52] I've never seen that

[01:02:55] Like it was literally like a shot that I would back you to score most of the time I'm not even kidding

[01:03:01] But that it just happens like that was an important match and there's on the line like that should happen sometimes

[01:03:17] Bro

[01:03:23] So the guy that actually thinks the backward guy's gonna touch it, so he starts he doesn't care about the ball for a second

[01:03:31] That was disgusting, bro.

[01:03:34] Both of those goals were just like, that's the thing about this Falcons team is individually

[01:03:39] they can all pull and go out of their assholes at any point in time, bro.

[01:03:42] Like they're all so good, like just solo playing.

[01:04:01] That's Lucent, first of all, walks us all the way back, and the Demilion in front, that's him.

[01:04:06] C'mon!

[01:04:08] Oh yeah, GK's gonna win!

[01:04:11] Wake the fuck up!

[01:04:13] That's Joyo, does get it down.

[01:04:14] Wake up!

[01:04:15] He can't break the create space.

[01:04:17] Goddamn!

[01:04:18] I can't stand reason she buy it.

[01:04:22] Fuck!

[01:04:24] Squishy.

[01:04:26] Did Falcons win the last region when they were in or not?

[01:04:31] Um, yes, I think they want 203, the split for Mina.

[01:04:35] So, was that prediction literally just based off of this event?

[01:04:39] Because they lost one series?

[01:04:41] I mean, are we dead ass?

[01:04:43] I don't even know what it was.

[01:04:45] I don't know it was based off of it.

[01:04:47] I'm guessing it was based off of the fact they lost to Fury, but Fury is a good ass team, so...

[01:04:51] That can happen.

[01:04:57] I don't know what that's based off of.

[01:04:59] I'm not you can look at this team and bet against them knowing they have

[01:05:03] Like who to have and what they did last I understand

[01:05:07] GK can win. I get that. I'm not fucking stupid. I know they can win but calling them the favorites is insane

[01:05:14] Like that is insane. I think Falcon's average placement at international last year was like second or third

[01:05:21] on average and

[01:05:23] That's what without drawling and jolly placed on average probably like second or first

[01:05:27] across all of that so I don't know I know you can bet against them

[01:05:35] Excuse me, that's what they're gonna need,

[01:05:36] oil flying high, can't take out Roas.

[01:05:38] 2v1 on 50, the ad deck went in still,

[01:05:40] but Hillers took a picturesque spot.

[01:05:43] It's gonna get a follow-up,

[01:05:44] but instead, off to go for the boost

[01:05:45] and leave it for Roas, that's the illusion.

[01:05:48] It's hard to break.

[01:05:48] Yeah, it's hard to break.

[01:05:49] How do you read what's out there?

[01:05:50] This could be a 3-0.

[01:05:51] This is gonna be a 3-0. Give me a fucking microphone dude.

[01:06:00] Fuck. I would literally tell the crowd like hey, GK's probably gonna lose but they have

[01:06:08] a chance to win. They're not the favorite. Good god.

[01:06:13] I literally started watching this game on TikTok Clips two weeks ago and I could have fucking called this.

[01:06:20] Fuck!

[01:06:26] Is it Jolly like one of the best players ever?

[01:06:29] Yeah.

[01:06:33] Jolly, Jolly, like last year...

[01:06:37] He won most of the events last year.

[01:06:39] Chad, is this a valid crash out?

[01:06:41] Who said they were favorites?

[01:06:42] Bro, we loaded into the game.

[01:06:44] It said 58% of fans voted on Chica.

[01:06:48] 58% that is fucking insane that is insane

[01:06:57] godly it makes you what a bet but I'm not going to but my god they're making it

[01:07:05] hard to not bad fuck but I can't think out money over there

[01:07:09] jeez it you guys better on gk defense I mean that is true actually if that if

[01:07:15] If somehow it was like that's what I'm saying.

[01:07:17] If 58% of people bet on GK, I mean,

[01:07:20] I might have to start fucking betting.

[01:07:22] Fuck.

[01:07:24] I'm not going to know,

[01:07:25] cause all those betting sites are fucking like,

[01:07:27] most of them are fucking scams and they take a cut

[01:07:30] whether you win or fucking lose.

[01:07:32] Here's how betting sites work, bro.

[01:07:34] If you lose, they take 100% of your money.

[01:07:36] And if you win, they still take a cut of your winnings.

[01:07:39] I didn't know how it's illegal, bro.

[01:07:42] That is, it's literally just like,

[01:07:45] It's like regulated crime. It's really like regulated fucking crime

[01:07:53] Especially like the sports betting side

[01:07:56] Like you'll get a sports betting site like let's say like what's one that's like in Florida like hard rock hard rock that

[01:08:03] You'll be like, okay. I'll take a thousand dollars on the

[01:08:09] The kid city chiefs to beat the fucking who's a horrible team in the NFL.

[01:08:17] Fuck, Chad, who's terrible in the NFL?

[01:08:21] Who's like the worst to be in the NFL, like the Raiders?

[01:08:23] Well, the chiefs aren't even good examples, the chiefs suck.

[01:08:26] All right, let's say you go, oh dude, I'm going to wager $1,000 on the Seahawks to

[01:08:31] beat the Raiders.

[01:08:32] Now, you know, nine times out of 10, the Seahawks are going to beat the Raiders.

[01:08:36] wait you're not even gonna get your full winnings bro because there's gonna be a

[01:08:40] live then they're gonna take a cut but then if you lose they take all of your

[01:08:44] fucking money like what

[01:08:50] and your wine it's gonna be it's gonna be a nine-to-one like it's gonna do even

[01:08:56] if you're bro squishy this is a great way to describe it even if there's a

[01:09:00] nine-to-one line and it's was he like the NFL you cannot watch the NFL without

[01:09:05] getting a sports betting at every five seconds even if you bet on the Seahawks

[01:09:09] to beat the Raiders and let's say it hits nine times in a row on the tenth

[01:09:13] time it hits you're on the tenth time if the Raiders win you'll lose money

[01:09:18] because all this will be done yes it'll be done because all those times it was

[01:09:21] hitting they were taking little tiny cuts all right yes yes yes it's so fucked

[01:09:26] Yeah, I never got it for that

[01:09:29] Honestly, no nothing about it

[01:09:31] Yeah, no one get into it

[01:09:33] I don't know how it's legal

[01:09:35] It should be fucking illegal

[01:09:37] It's regulated crime

[01:09:39] For real?

[01:09:41] Aw, man

[01:09:42] Our WN has so much aura

[01:09:44] He knew it was going off the post

[01:09:46] He started getting off to the right

[01:09:48] They go just try to hit it where they ain't but probably he's already up for it. That's the other problem

[01:09:55] Falcons Falcon that his team can just like so like it's so crazy that each of these players can just solo play like two or three

[01:10:01] of them out of the flat on Falcons. Oh

[01:10:05] Oh, what a shot actually. That was the only way to score. Yeah, I think they will

[01:10:12] I

[01:10:19] Back in like

[01:10:28] Yeah, I would say the absolute worst I'm trying to think of a worst thing you could get addicted to

[01:10:35] Within I mean this falcon team is fucking gross

[01:10:38] I'm trying to think of a worst thing you could get addicted to then gambling

[01:10:42] I mean I don't even know drinking maybe I mean not counting like obviously heroin

[01:10:49] if you're not counting like hard drugs I would say gambling might be the worst thing to get addicted

[01:10:57] bro it might be I didn't even know

[01:11:01] chev what you say is the worst thing to get addicted to in your opinion

[01:11:05] chev what is the worst thing to get addicted to

[01:11:07] Goonink, Goonink. Okay, that's actually not a bad answer. Goonink, Goonink. Ketame. Okay.

[01:11:25] Tense moments here for G.J. Now they realize if they don't convert here they may have to

[01:11:35] Do some scoreboard watching. Yeah, wait, what are the drops? What are the drops?

[01:11:46] Curious spot in the playoffs and team Falcons don't want to even give a match

[01:11:52] Everything has been

[01:11:54] Hard to come by for GK. Seiko has Jacks going after Rewind. Go.

[01:11:59] And Joio has to stay back as the safety valve as

[01:12:02] Killers

[01:12:03] OOOHOO!

[01:12:05] Nothing, nothing, boy!

[01:12:08] Especially as you were gone, Keyler's support.

[01:12:18] I think I'm dead.

[01:12:22] You're good, Clay.

[01:12:24] Any questions?

[01:12:27] Ah, Keyler's just fucking...

[01:12:29] had a beautiful hole.

[01:12:33] I've dug deep into the back of tricks and they continue to do so

[01:12:36] Only a few games away from crowd

[01:12:38] Bro, they might actually feel

[01:12:42] Crop scrubs tomorrow right 11 a.m. All the games are small every game is crowd after after the right

[01:12:48] I'm gonna wait. I'm gonna set an alarm at like 10 in the morning

[01:12:52] Fly into the shower eat eat probably pancakes and waffles and then stream

[01:12:58] Okay, Robby

[01:13:00] I feel like

[01:13:10] The first like the first game usually this thing is not packed if we're still getting in but it's like usually half

[01:13:15] Half-full and then I think it was on it fills up

[01:13:24] Oh my god

[01:13:30] or less than a minute though which if there's any team that can't it's that

[01:13:36] rough but that be the goal where they might even get an equalizer they might

[01:13:40] get a equalizer and then score a third Jack Falcons is so

[01:13:46] I

[01:14:00] Already bottom corner perfectly bottom corner here

[01:14:06] He comes across it and puts it bottom corner

[01:14:16] that is crazy

[01:14:18] that's their second set on a sweep

[01:14:20] brawley

[01:14:22] circle around second

[01:14:24] could you imagine, they come back

[01:14:26] oh my god

[01:14:28] there's an air bomb pass into an air bomb pass

[01:14:30] demo

[01:14:32] brawley

[01:14:34] wait

[01:14:36] what a save

[01:14:38] gk

[01:14:40] hang it on by a thread

[01:14:42] it's gonna be a goal

[01:15:14] They didn't really work that well. Back wall touch.

[01:15:17] Got to keep it up. Got to keep it up.

[01:15:20] They didn't work. The fake didn't work.

[01:15:23] So, Swishy, what were they going for on that kickoff there?

[01:15:28] They were trying to, basically the first guy faked and the second guy was following to chip it up, basically.

[01:15:35] The second guy was following knowing that the ball would go past the kickoff taker and it would just hit him and go in the air.

[01:15:40] That was the goal.

[01:15:41] But was GK like prepared?

[01:15:43] You can't yeah, I mean when there's five seconds left and

[01:15:46] This has been saying for forever, but just like less than ten seconds left

[01:15:49] You know they're into a strat if they need a goal

[01:15:51] It's gonna be either a fake or delay or double kickoff or like something like that

[01:15:55] It's always do the counter-strat that

[01:15:58] Just you got to use your eyes and just watch what they're doing

[01:16:00] You got to try to just figure out what they're doing as you go for kickoff. You don't know when to react it

[01:16:04] It's not completely reactive. You can't know you can't know. Yeah, so

[01:16:08] If you see Rawaas peeling off to the right, you know it's okay.

[01:16:13] You know it's going to go to him.

[01:16:15] They're going to try to get it to him.

[01:16:16] Yeah, exactly.

[01:16:17] Yeah, exactly.

[01:16:18] You've got to watch where the players are and then try to react accordingly.

[01:16:21] But most of the time, you want to just protect the ball.

[01:16:25] Don't throw it away.

[01:16:27] Majority of the time, it's some sort of fake or they want you to hit it away.

[01:16:29] So just delaying your kickoff is usually good.

[01:16:36] The only way you get toward them is if you roll it into them or if you just straight up like get a bad kick off

[01:16:48] Game four, baby

[01:16:55] So starting tomorrow at 11 a.m. There's only gonna be 18s left

[01:16:59] Yeah

[01:17:05] Six but there will be two already guaranteed top four

[01:17:08] So it's gonna be gentlemen to our energy guarantee top four

[01:17:13] One of them will get it and then there'll be another upper quarters that'll guarantee top four

[01:17:17] So we'll know two top four teams and then there'll be

[01:17:21] Four more teams in the top six around

[01:17:23] Do you want to check out this overtime game really quick?

[01:17:28] It's Fury vs. Vee.

[01:17:29] Yeah.

[01:17:30] Oh, yeah.

[01:17:31] VP later.

[01:17:32] We've been on land.

[01:17:33] It's Fury.

[01:17:34] That makes literally no sense, Jinx.

[01:17:35] Falcons literally slapped around VP, right?

[01:17:37] Bro, if slapped around, it's not even, bro, Squishy.

[01:17:45] They beat Falcons beat VP 15-3.

[01:17:49] And then Fury beat Falcons.

[01:17:51] Falcons.

[01:17:52] VP's beating Furia. What?

[01:17:54] That is fucked.

[01:17:56] Right?

[01:17:58] That doesn't make sense.

[01:17:59] Show how random Rocket League gets sometimes, bro.

[01:18:02] Yeah.

[01:18:03] It makes it exciting, though. It's like anyone can beat anyone.

[01:18:06] Yeah, because you'd expect Furia to just win this easily if Falcon's BVP, but it's a style matchup, right?

[01:18:11] I guess the style matchup isn't good for them, for whatever reason.

[01:18:22] They need to win this 3-1. I think they have to win this 3-1.

[01:18:29] They cannot lose this. They cannot lose this match. I'm pretty sure.

[01:18:33] I think there's a world where they don't make it silly.

[01:18:38] To give themselves the best chance, they need to win this. Oh my gosh.

[01:18:45] I think he's on the floor

[01:18:49] Oh my god

[01:19:15] Oh my god, wow, that was a fucking pinch.

[01:19:30] What a game.

[01:19:31] Yeah, I'm glad somebody sent a techie someone.

[01:19:35] Oh, oh my god, about that end like that.

[01:19:39] It's actually not.

[01:19:41] Oh my god, TALK! TALK! Bro, TALK's locked it in goalie right now.

[01:19:49] Oh my god, it's like time to pull.

[01:19:54] Someone said, oh, someone said BP's already out and they can't, can no longer beat Falcons on game difference.

[01:20:01] Oh, because Falcons won a game.

[01:20:03] Wait, so they're out no matter what?

[01:20:06] They probably don't even know, right? They don't even know.

[01:20:09] I don't know what the other match is going on like yeah

[01:20:15] It's a tough group, bro

[01:20:18] They're a good team

[01:20:22] If you sign a scene they wouldn't make crowd of is so sad

[01:20:26] If they were Jinx CFT

[01:20:39] So my name might have actually made them do words.

[01:20:44] Or better, who knows.

[01:20:49] This group actually was really good.

[01:20:54] Two of the groups this event were very one-sided.

[01:20:58] I kind of agree with what you said, even though there's a preset format for how to see teams in.

[01:21:02] I feel like as a tournament organizer, if you see it, it's one-sided as fuck.

[01:21:06] like low key should have been received. Yeah, NRG like as good as great as that team is. Bro,

[01:21:15] they had like they were just chilling the whole way. They got the one seed. So I kind of like the

[01:21:21] format because like if you do shitty in regionals, you get punished for it. The thing is this format

[01:21:29] squishy, it actually makes regionals matter. You know what I mean? Yeah, yeah. It makes

[01:21:33] Like you have to care because if you get the one-seed you're gonna have an easier chance getting into the main stage

[01:21:39] Yeah, so I actually I take it back. I kind of like it

[01:21:44] It rewards like so very top like the one seed teams every other team gets kind of thrown into life

[01:21:49] Yeah, but hey just fucking win it be great

[01:21:54] This has potentially the longest overtime yeah, oh people are right Casey was first seed and they got the hardest

[01:22:03] case you got vitality SSG and

[01:22:07] I thought Jenna makes his first seat because I'm just one glass

[01:22:14] then actually

[01:22:18] two piece with a crazy save oh my god bro this team always has the most entertaining fucking games

[01:22:25] six minutes Christine Baruac

[01:22:28] I know bro. It's probably the longest one you've seen right? If it goes past 7 minutes?

[01:22:32] Yeah, if it goes past 7 minutes, I think it's too long.

[01:22:38] That's funny because we joined late.

[01:22:40] 0-0. I feel like this game is all about momentum dude.

[01:22:44] It's either high score or it's this.

[01:22:46] Dude imagine finding out you played like a 10-minute OT for nothing.

[01:22:50] If you win, you're like, yeah, it's a fucking game.

[01:22:52] Bro, they don't even try to make them play for 9 minutes.

[01:22:54] I feel like he's there for nothing, actually.

[01:23:01] Yeah, that's when it would almost feel better, but always.

[01:23:03] This situation, like, is really rare, where this happens.

[01:23:08] Mucka-Lex.

[01:23:12] OH!

[01:23:13] Bro, he just did, like, a psycho-touch.

[01:23:16] I'm not sure.

[01:23:17] Initially the longest... Yeah, it's like a skim-touch. You're right.

[01:23:20] Yeah, this is the longest game I've ever watched of Rocket League. Why?

[01:23:24] That's like the psycho touch your bottom. It is correct. It's just like a skin

[01:23:32] Oh my god

[01:23:45] We might miss the rest of the fucking Falcon series

[01:23:48] No goals 12 minutes in oh my god

[01:23:56] That is just

[01:24:10] So now they know they're out right now they know oh fuckers one I was just back and fuckers really won the series

[01:24:16] Oh, it's our it's already over. Yeah, so we can watch the end of this one

[01:24:22] But I mean, what did we say dude somebody get give us a fucking microphone and now and Falcons finished number one in their group

[01:24:28] So they're into uppers as well. I

[01:24:30] Love it. I'm fucking insinuans. They like this. Just no fucking no death

[01:24:37] So

[01:24:38] Falcons won three to one

[01:24:41] Here's what I care about bro. What was the fucking gold differential? What was the golden friend?

[01:24:46] Cuz you can win by one goal every game. It was Falcons GK gold if we so so Falcons 1 4 2 3 1

[01:24:54] Then lost 3 2 then 1 2 1. I don't want to do the math. It's a lot of numbers

[01:24:59] So look we kind of for wait

[01:25:02] Yeah, I can like this Falcons got 4 3 that's 7 9 11 goals 2 3

[01:25:10] 6 7 11 7

[01:25:16] who are going to game five because bro the thing about Rocket League that I've noticed is you can win

[01:25:21] a series three to two which is close but you could also win a series three to two and have like a

[01:25:26] nine gold differential you know yes like yeah it happened earlier you win our blowouts and all the

[01:25:32] games you lose are close I remember the game I was saying it was a 7-0 game until 1-0 lost the

[01:25:37] next game like they're gonna end that series but they can lose the series and have like a positive

[01:25:43] to go different. Yeah, so the top four right or the top six guarantee top 16 for our energy

[01:25:56] genomates falcons. We gotta get one more. And that's going to be decided Jinx by Casey

[01:26:03] I think we might still wait on some stuff so I want to talk about your team and and the make-up

[01:26:12] I think this is the translation that you brought on and your teammate with Drolley considered one of the best players in the world

[01:26:17] Can you talk to me about how that's been bringing him on any language barriers or any differences in play style you've had to get used to?

[01:26:33] I know that people bet against this guy are we there at

[01:26:53] These guys are grinded by the way things like it's kind of insane don't lose an event

[01:26:58] They'll go back to the prac room and they'll play for like eight hours

[01:27:01] That's just passion. They're young

[01:27:04] They're 18 brothers so young

[01:27:07] Thank you very much. And like you said, Drowley is one of the best players if not the best player in the world and

[01:27:11] We I want to say

[01:27:13] So they have

[01:27:15] Drowley who's one of the best players in the world

[01:27:18] Roa was and his twin brother

[01:27:20] Roa was is also one of the best players in the world and isn't kill yours one of the best players in the world

[01:27:25] Yeah, they're probably the three of the top ten players in the world right now

[01:27:31] They have three of the top ten players in the world. What the fuck was it only top five rewaters arguably top five

[01:27:39] Colliers is probably like on average top seven

[01:27:43] And I know a lot I know a lot of Arabic speaking people and I can communicate with them

[01:27:48] Um, it was never really a struggle, you know, to fit in with the team.

[01:27:56] I guess working with you, I want to ask you, bro, as a guy who actually

[01:28:01] has ball knowledge and this shit, because bro, I'm hearing a lot of

[01:28:04] people that don't have ball knowledge do squishy in your opinion.

[01:28:09] And I want you to take into consideration how important like the

[01:28:12] teams is and shit, because like with Siege, it's the same thing.

[01:28:16] You could be the best player in the world and never win an event ever because if your team is shit, it's even worse.

[01:28:21] You get a match because you have four teammates instead of two. So it's lots of a takeover ability.

[01:28:26] But like, in your opinion, Squishy, who do you think is the best player in the world right now?

[01:28:33] Hmm. Bro.

[01:28:35] It's hard. It's a hard question, right? It's all the teams and the chemistry and synergy.

[01:28:40] Yeah, if I'm trying to, like, kind of go, like, well, most of the ball rounded all-round

[01:28:46] player in 3s and pro league, it's probably still Zen, bro, for me.

[01:28:52] Zen, maybe a Tao.

[01:28:53] I had a feeling you were going to say Zen.

[01:28:56] Jack, I'm telling you, Squishy knows ball, dude.

[01:28:59] It's probably still Zen for me, but it's like close, man.

[01:29:01] It's like Zen, a Tao, Drawly, Matira are very close.

[01:29:04] Nas is up there, Nupo's up there.

[01:29:06] There's a lot of teams, a lot of players, Muass is up there.

[01:29:09] Here's my question.

[01:29:10] I actually have an even better way to answer this or ask this question.

[01:29:15] You're the, like, let's say you own a team and you don't even know who your two teammates

[01:29:21] are going to be.

[01:29:22] You don't even know who the two random people are going to be, but you can pick one player

[01:29:25] in the world to build your team around.

[01:29:27] Who would you pick?

[01:29:29] Yeah, I would pick Zen.

[01:29:31] Yeah.

[01:29:32] That's Jeff.

[01:29:33] That's his Zen.

[01:29:34] When you word it like that, I would probably pick Zen.

[01:29:37] Yeah.

[01:29:38] Because Vatira, he is a slightly better 3v3 player than Xen, but Xen is a better player than Vatira, does that make sense?

[01:29:47] Yeah, but like, I don't mean... Vatira, like, blends with teammates better, but Xen is just raw skill.

[01:29:54] Xen just pull-ons Xen's out when he plays the whole time.

[01:29:58] Whereas Vatira, like, makes his team, like, actually, like, really makes his team better.

[01:30:02] That's why I would love to see him with Vatira, Xen and Vatira.

[01:30:04] I it would it would honestly maybe be be careful what you wish for dude. It might be boring

[01:30:10] So I'd be boy is whatever they would be Zen but you're out in a towel right a single yeah

[01:30:15] And I like I said a towel Zen level in my opinion like I think a towel is literally right right there

[01:30:19] That would be a fucking death stack

[01:30:23] Bro, I feel like that would kind of like break the rocket league

[01:30:28] Community like you know what I mean like it'd be a big deal if Zana now said he was joining vatira in a time

[01:30:34] That's not happened back in the day. Like there was a UT that was winning everything for like two years and everyone got bored

[01:30:43] But you know it's man

[01:30:44] It's this the age-old thing of eSports like there's always gonna be I've seen it with seeds brothers always rise

[01:30:50] Rises and falls of dynasties and what it really comes down to is

[01:30:54] The great players get older and there's always new young players coming up, you know

[01:30:59] Like in a year or two years, there might be a news and literally there might be a news and after this event like it's just

[01:31:05] Like there's always a younger

[01:31:08] Better play like it's always it always progresses. It never goes backwards. It always goes forward

[01:31:14] Yeah, Daniel's good to you know the top 10 player now. Yeah, top five. Dude. I don't know as much as you but from what I've seen

[01:31:21] Daniel stands out

[01:31:24] Almost on the same level as that. I'm not a good kid. Yes. Yeah

[01:31:29] He's so good like I think Daniel is considerably the best policy like his team has so much cam

[01:31:36] But Daniel's always the one doing the most grotesque shit whenever I watch him like he's moved last year was

[01:31:46] Yeah, he was going through insane shit

[01:31:52] They're all they're all good

[01:31:54] You know, I think on an individual level, strictly individual, it's not so hard to judge because

[01:31:58] a lot of the enemy guys don't play one, but you guys all play one, it's so much easier to see

[01:32:02] how to stack up individually with no help, you know what I mean?

[01:32:05] Yeah.

[01:32:06] Yeah.

[01:32:07] One last shot opportunity.

[01:32:08] I didn't know it gets intercepted ghost of the ground, we got overtime.

[01:32:11] Daniel's grossed out one.

[01:32:12] You can stack up any player in the world.

[01:32:15] Daniel just reminds me of like a cracked out siege player, like, like a cracked

[01:32:21] out like he reminds me of like casein if you know who that is he's like one of the

[01:32:26] best players it's just he reminds me of casein very young like really young i

[01:32:33] think he's like 17 dude casein's another one where like as soon as he turns 18 he's

[01:32:37] gonna go pro there's a lot of players like that in stage like no it's basically

[01:32:43] i mean the anticipated players is like bolo was anticipated a lot spoilt was

[01:32:50] anticipated a lot stop in in case it happens they're usually are actually

[01:32:57] good thing is like that team just wins so much that why would they make a

[01:33:12] change but at the same time you have to think about the foot side if you remove

[01:33:17] Zen off Vitality. You now have one less thing to worry about. You know what I mean? Like,

[01:33:22] it makes the region weaker. Like, they have even more of a chance to win. Juicy. Yeah.

[01:33:32] He replaced Drowlich. Juicy was the replacement for Drowlich. People thought that they wouldn't

[01:33:36] do well with Juicy, but Juicy's gonna play.

[01:33:41] Offense going for fury as he tries and touches through the corner. Unfortunately unsuccessful though

[01:33:45] So instead it's gonna be challenging make feel that actually maybe gives it to VP if not for a demo

[01:33:50] That'll stop them in the tracks for the games. I'm really good to the back

[01:33:53] So our last game is dead first casey

[01:33:57] That's what I said. Thanks, sir

[01:33:59] You're back the other way talk has now got on the blue. Yeah, it is

[01:34:03] still again just looking for a better opportunity to shoot I imagine they didn't

[01:34:07] got that game as the Zengris

[01:34:09] he won't be able to fall it up losses as he just stayed camped in next instead of creeping out he feels like he needs to stick around for the follow-up shot and he proves why as he's able to make the follow-up save now two piece can't find way be lost cuts it off

[01:34:30] four minutes, what's the four minutes?

[01:34:32] four minutes dude

[01:34:34] This dude, this dude is insane.

[01:34:36] Oh!

[01:34:42] VP, VP, he's dancing but he doesn't know that they lost.

[01:34:45] Oh, the coach knows though.

[01:34:48] The coach knows though.

[01:34:49] Are you watching this?

[01:34:50] Yeah.

[01:34:54] Maybe he's trying to celebrate and the coach is like,

[01:34:56] yeah, for nothing.

[01:35:01] At least lately he's having fun, bro.

[01:35:04] Yeah, 4 minutes bro.

[01:35:11] That situation is so rare, I wonder how much they missed out on the spot by.

[01:35:24] she three minutes until absolute fucking cinema could you imagine if Zen like

[01:35:31] solo squad wipes KC that would turn me in line in wings I couldn't describe much

[01:35:38] of that loves and he has not been KC in so long like yeah but it's his mother

[01:35:44] fucking birthday there's a birthday check I'm telling you if Zen just squad

[01:35:52] Wipes I'll be so around now. What is the prediction? They're like Jack mom's brother. I want to see what y'all are betting on

[01:35:59] To be fair Casey is the safe bet now chat. Listen to me

[01:36:04] Fuck that shit

[01:36:07] I'm going but out of to bro. Okay, Zen is gonna squad

[01:36:13] Imagine the first time he beats him in a while on his birthday to be fired. How does that now 19 or 20 19 God

[01:36:20] He's a young buck

[01:36:22] What you said 19 is old and rockin that's that's he's getting up there one more year, bro

[01:36:30] Getting up there brother

[01:36:32] Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, my chat also lost their mind. They're saying by traveling to

[01:36:40] Jack

[01:36:42] Casey probably is favorites. But I'm telling you, bro. It's Zems goddamn birthday. It's

[01:36:49] Zen's god damn birthday dude.

[01:36:51] We can mass manifest his victory here, together.

[01:36:55] Bro, I don't just want Zen to win.

[01:36:57] I want Zen to be like fucking messy on Argentina.

[01:37:02] Like I want Zen to win and be the point of difference.

[01:37:06] Like I want Zen to have fucking three hatchbacks

[01:37:08] in this series, bro.

[01:37:10] I want Zen to fucking go off.

[01:37:14] Jinxie, who should I vote for?

[01:37:15] I told you, bro, if you're feeling safe and secure,

[01:37:18] You could vote for Carmine Corp, another bad team,

[01:37:20] but if you're feeling horny, vote for Zen,

[01:37:23] because that's what I'm feeling.

[01:37:26] I'm a go, I'm a go.

[01:37:27] Yeah, Zen is over, the official stat is over eight

[01:37:32] versus Carmine Corp.

[01:37:34] So, Chad, take that into consideration before you bet.

[01:37:36] Carmine Corp has beaten Vitality

[01:37:39] eight consecutive times in a row.

[01:37:41] Zen has actually never beaten this KCT ever.

[01:37:45] Wait, what?

[01:37:46] Yeah, Zen has never been in Carmine Corp.

[01:37:55] Yep.

[01:37:58] I'm out of the fucked up.

[01:37:59] Some people share the points, but you know what?

[01:38:03] There's a first time for everything.

[01:38:05] God damn it.

[01:38:06] Squishy.

[01:38:08] There is a first time.

[01:38:10] He's been a version of Casey before like a long time, but not this exact

[01:38:14] I don't know. I don't know.

[01:38:17] I hate you, Jinxie. Appreciate that.

[01:38:19] Juice, much love, man.

[01:38:21] Fuck you, Squidward. Bro, I put half down.

[01:38:24] Look, you're not wrong. It's not like...

[01:38:27] Look, bro, if you bet on vitality, you're most likely mathematically going to lose your channel points.

[01:38:33] But chat, it's his birthday. It's his birthday, dude.

[01:38:38] And no one beats that nine times in a row. Yeah?

[01:38:41] Exactly.

[01:38:43] Exactly.

[01:38:45] Let's have some fun. Let's buy all the fucking underdogs.

[01:38:47] Let's have some fun.

[01:38:49] Biting on the favorites is what COWARDS DO.

[01:38:51] Zen's good at land, dude.

[01:38:53] Come on.

[01:38:55] It's for one seed. This is huge.

[01:38:57] Yeah, this is huge.

[01:38:59] Brochette, the thing is this game actually matters

[01:39:01] because whoever wins this is going to have a way easier

[01:39:03] like Saturday and Sunday.

[01:39:05] The other streamer being seeded

[01:39:07] legitimately just

[01:39:09] just playing for nothing at all. Like they're both eliminated already. It's just like this

[01:39:16] peer depression, twisted minds versus space agents. It's a good match, but they play for

[01:39:19] nothing. But like they're playing for prize money I guess because they're not getting

[01:39:23] lost if they win.

[01:39:25] All I want to say is that Gio, that's what I like to hear. Wait Gio, you mean all

[01:39:33] them channel points, right? Please don't tell me you. Alright, chat. We'll make

[01:39:37] myself clear do not ever bet money on anything ever do not ever bet money on

[01:39:43] especially a team that's oh and a yes but channel points yeah we're nuking

[01:39:50] Zen's line right now yeah 250k channel points let's go max win

[01:39:57] You look handsome. Thank you, Theo. Thank you, dude.

[01:40:04] Are the eyebrows coming in, Jinx? What do you say, Squishy?

[01:40:09] Are the eyebrows coming in, Jinx? Like, are you feeling coming in?

[01:40:12] What are you saying, man? Like, I'm just saying, are they poking through? Like...

[01:40:17] Uh, no. No. I can't even tell the difference.

[01:40:24] difference. I could legitimate be like. Wait, what if you're like that point like point one percent

[01:40:31] that doesn't get a grown back? What would you do? Are you just gonna say ball? Probably attack Bernard.

[01:40:38] With all the force I have in GTA. I'll kill Bernard in GTA. If my eyebrows never grow back

[01:40:47] chat in GTA out of beat the shit out of an art chat I don't know guys okay the

[01:40:58] channel points is 58 million on KC wait y'all are actually betting on 10 bro it's

[01:41:06] like 59 million on Vitality 58 million now that's I remember I want to be

[01:41:11] myself clear Carmine Corp is probably gonna win right but it's

[01:41:16] sense birthday. This is going to be this is going to be seven. How long

[01:41:22] till we start? Do I have time to tinkle? Squishy? Yeah, you have time. Okay.

[01:41:26] Oh, here's the group chat. Look at this. Okay, not looking at not too

[01:41:29] shabby. I'm going to be top two in that group.

[01:41:31] And I'm going to be the top eight. You're going to top eight, though.

[01:41:34] Head to highbreaker. So team Falcons, you get first in the group because you lost to the

[01:41:38] last place team in the group. But Virtus Pro actually, Virtus Pro is third place in that

[01:41:43] because they got the head-to-head win versus Furia so that's a good top A energy

[01:41:47] NIP it was how they call my corpse and I made some belly in Falcon's UK that's a

[01:41:52] good time and you came in last you came here man the Verdes Pro beat Furia who beat

[01:41:57] Falcons who up alliterated Verdes Pro make it make sense we're gonna top

[01:42:01] analysts on it figure out how that works but it is it is a interesting that we

[01:42:06] did actually have any tiebreakers anywhere this was our just so you

[01:42:09] You won by straight up by group record across all four groups

[01:42:13] We do now know all of the teams gonna be in the bracket

[01:42:17] We don't know where vitality and karmic or are gonna be set just yet

[01:42:21] But we do know who is in that right way you have five and eight in the top

[01:42:25] And then those two

[01:42:28] Gentlemates versus NRG will have an injured pajamas versus Shopify. That's an elimination match and it has two

[01:42:35] It's just energy and shop is elimination match tomorrow. I'm sorry. I was so I'm gonna be on

[01:42:41] the little letters

[01:42:45] I was trying to read the a and the b because I'll try to see wearing everybody falls in the semifinal

[01:42:49] The quarterfals as such and then look at that by tally versus carmen core. Boom. I gosh. Is that match?

[01:42:54] You're just talking about I was so zoned out

[01:42:57] This is carmen core whoever wins that gets to place Falcons in the upper bracket

[01:43:01] At least they have an extra life.

[01:43:02] I mean, yeah, that's not bad.

[01:43:04] I mean, you play Falcons, I mean,

[01:43:05] but you got the extra life.

[01:43:06] But that lower bracket, I mean, GK, I mean,

[01:43:08] that's a tough one in an NIP versus Shaf.

[01:43:10] Oh, gosh.

[01:43:11] No, tell me that NAs only got to have one team that quickly.

[01:43:13] Man, four GK, two, you know, they have to get in that loss.

[01:43:16] Like, you get the loser of Vitality.

[01:43:18] KC Vitality is looking great.

[01:43:20] They probably lose to KC, but who knows?

[01:43:25] You just don't know, but compared

[01:43:26] to like Ninjas and Majamas, the Shopify Rebellion,

[01:43:28] whole teams with a lot of question marks

[01:43:30] to play each other at the very least to try and get a top six you win that upper bracket you do move immediately to top four though

[01:43:36] Which is not like it is you do want that falcons matchup

[01:43:38] You want that both you have the opportunity to make it that far as quickly as possible

[01:43:43] Let's start talking about group C the final matches of the day

[01:43:47] We will see twisted mines versus space station on the alternate stream

[01:43:50] They are getting set up and ready to go right now

[01:43:53] Vitality versus calming core will be happening right here today remember push that TV slash early sports

[01:43:58] This is the last day.

[01:43:59] We will have two different broadcasts covering two different matches tomorrow.

[01:44:04] We'll have twitch.tv slash early sports covering the crowd.

[01:44:06] Can't get back way to watch RLCS.

[01:44:09] So you have it pulled up, but it will be covered the same games

[01:44:11] you're watching here on the mainstream.

[01:44:13] So only one match left today.

[01:44:15] The players are sat getting ready to go, getting warmed up on the field.

[01:44:19] And it is a France V France battle here.

[01:44:21] The blue versus yellow team vitality versus Carmen.

[01:44:25] Don't do me again.

[01:44:26] Wave one more time.

[01:44:27] Make it for early which was a so you want it so we got it the final match of the day

[01:44:32] It's vitality versus

[01:44:57] Yeah.

[01:44:58] Talk about all that damn stuff.

[01:44:59] That means my doubt is in full.

[01:45:00] Come on.

[01:45:01] That's sad.

[01:45:02] King Talk's actually good.

[01:45:03] That's why you were just trying to Google how to say

[01:45:06] everything in French.

[01:45:07] Looking how to?

[01:45:08] Yeah, that's what's happening.

[01:45:09] But I used to have to read it.

[01:45:12] A phone, none of us there.

[01:45:14] Come on, Zen.

[01:45:16] Come on, Zeddy.

[01:45:18] Nice to know.

[01:45:19] I want Zen to just fucking shock the fucking world

[01:45:22] right now, dude.

[01:45:23] See, in RLCS signs, but.

[01:45:25] I want Zen to just absolutely goat diff, like 3-0 sweep, back to back to back hatchery.

[01:45:32] That's what will happen.

[01:45:34] Tenny returns to that form and get in front of the crowd.

[01:45:37] Come on, Zenny.

[01:45:38] Two lives.

[01:45:39] They know.

[01:45:40] So whoever wins this game gets two lives.

[01:45:44] Whoever loses this game gets one life, correct?

[01:45:49] Yes. Well, it's one temporary extra life.

[01:45:53] Like, can you pull up?

[01:45:54] Can I just pull up the bracket or you pull up the bracket?

[01:45:57] On the Wikipedia?

[01:45:58] Yeah, high-fives, high-fives.

[01:46:00] Jork it a little.

[01:46:03] What?

[01:46:06] No, I'm not.

[01:46:08] High-fives, ah.

[01:46:11] He's going to pull up the bracket.

[01:46:14] OK, so if this goes down to the bracket for tomorrow,

[01:46:17] you'll see that there's an upper bracket quarter finals.

[01:46:21] Let me know when you see that.

[01:46:23] Yes.

[01:46:24] So upper bracket quarter final.

[01:46:25] So that match is the only match that double elimination

[01:46:27] applies to.

[01:46:28] Every other match, if you lose, you're out.

[01:46:30] I see.

[01:46:31] So that match, if they lose, they drop to top six.

[01:46:33] The winner goes top four.

[01:46:34] I see.

[01:46:35] So the winner of this plays against Falcons

[01:46:39] in the upper bracket courts.

[01:46:42] The winner of this plays, yes, exact, oh my gosh,

[01:46:45] Vitality or KC versus Falcons.

[01:46:47] That's a crazy match for top four.

[01:46:48] If you lose, you're still in the tournament.

[01:46:50] You just go to the lower bracket, but if you win, you're automatically top four.

[01:46:55] So Luzo, this plays against GK.

[01:46:58] Wow.

[01:46:59] This actually is important.

[01:47:00] Oh my God.

[01:47:02] Yeah.

[01:47:02] So you see how you can literally skip the semis or if you lose, you can end up

[01:47:07] grinding.

[01:47:07] So both these grinders, they want to win.

[01:47:10] Yeah.

[01:47:11] But that's why this group is kind of shit because like Casey, that's how

[01:47:15] they could both be onesie teams.

[01:47:16] Yeah.

[01:47:17] Like it's calming core versus.

[01:47:18] They didn't get the opportunity to both get one T, one of them has to knock you out.

[01:47:22] One T.

[01:47:24] Yes, it's K-Corp, the final boss.

[01:47:26] Even when they lose, the best player in the region, Drolley, to another region, they just pick up someone else.

[01:47:31] There's a Tau.

[01:47:32] And they continue to dominate.

[01:47:33] Two EU open wins, the kickoff wins.

[01:47:36] So, Chrissy, you said a Tau is like top three in the world?

[01:47:39] Yes, I think a Tau, when he's playing voice, he does play in the world.

[01:47:42] He just do six, seven, he's pumped, he's ready to go.

[01:47:45] Yeah, he does it a lot.

[01:47:46] KC, they own this map.

[01:47:48] What the fuck what the fuck was that?

[01:47:51] He's here to six-seven didn't me about it, but it's them one the more important

[01:47:55] Then one the most important one because I'm just looking at that KC burst of it out of the game over there and do so

[01:48:01] Don't this guy's also one of major before

[01:48:11] Crowd bro, you know, they did us a crowd like the crowd freaks out at the time

[01:48:15] It's always great to see them and when they teamed up and

[01:48:25] Okay, let us know you things gonna win folks

[01:48:45] so many different boys and that's kind of the key. You can have phenomenal talent, but often times

[01:48:52] you end up with, you know, conflicting personalities. He's fit every team so far. And

[01:48:59] another good question for you squishy. Oh God, exotics 23. Is that on status and rocket leak?

[01:49:06] Yeah, it's up there, bro. Oh, hell no. What about Stizzy?

[01:49:10] is young is young okay you have a

[01:49:16] two-in-a-age like you're in risky

[01:49:17] territory bro it's actually that

[01:49:20] competitive wow yeah so the bet the

[01:49:24] best pros are like 18 okay yeah

[01:49:32] it's cuz it's a fkc and falcons

[01:49:36] vitality is not in that

[01:49:37] conversation they can join that

[01:49:39] conversation. I win in here. I do. Yeah, I know. I know. I know.

[01:49:44] Oral CS. Yeah, twin. Twin. First chat. We're about to watch a

[01:49:49] tear up. Send them on first. First. Back. Here's always

[01:49:53] trolling, bro. Always. They lost to Falcons when Falcons

[01:49:56] became the first team in the history of the game, not

[01:49:58] from Europe or North America to win a major. You know, he's

[01:50:01] hungry for that victory. Yeah, that's not in his head

[01:50:04] here, babe. Zen is not across that line and everyone

[01:50:08] else in this lobby has but it's in my head.

[01:50:10] I said, man, that's all I had in my fucking head.

[01:50:12] Like I said, last night we were about to head out.

[01:50:15] I saw three people in the lobby waiting for the bus.

[01:50:17] It was Coach Saffy.

[01:50:20] It was Tommy.

[01:50:21] And it was Stizzy there waiting for the bus.

[01:50:23] It was about 6 o'clock.

[01:50:24] They were going back to the venue to get in more work.

[01:50:26] So Stizzy, he's prepared.

[01:50:28] He's a professional.

[01:50:28] He knows what it takes.

[01:50:29] He wants to be able to get over that hump.

[01:50:31] He joins in.

[01:50:32] And like you said, he's the only person out

[01:50:33] of these six players who hasn't

[01:50:35] voiced a trophy yet in his young career.

[01:50:37] He wants to get that done.

[01:50:38] That's why you joined us by charity squad and I expect right now I'm gonna be honest. It's uncanny

[01:50:43] Yeah, I'm gonna keep it a buck

[01:50:46] Yeah, all right. I looked exactly like this guy you need to grow like a like a goatee like that

[01:50:52] Bro, you would look good with a good must pass. I'm not capable of now here comes the chat boaty L. Testostero

[01:50:59] I'm just saying like

[01:51:01] You'd look good with a nice must pass, but we gotta get some like feared oils

[01:51:08] Yeah, but like the thing yeah, there it is the thing is estrogen boy

[01:51:13] But it's that the thing is like I

[01:51:16] Excuse you. I can't just get a beer. No, I know I know I'm just saying like

[01:51:22] Maybe like trying to like push it out like some of the pop of hair out

[01:51:26] You know here let me zoom in

[01:51:34] You got a few

[01:51:35] Well, you're telling me if you let that if you let that let it out and let it hang it wouldn't grow out

[01:51:41] I guess you're right. I mean, should I do that?

[01:51:44] Like you should try but you already have my candy your ball to know eyebrows, but why are you questioning if you

[01:51:53] You're chuckling over there. I'm just saying that that's where you're John alive

[01:51:57] Should I grow up my beard when you have your ball to know eyebrows like?

[01:52:05] You're just a pussy, okay?

[01:52:08] Happy Friday to you too, man. Hope you enjoyed the weekend. You're just a pussy

[01:52:13] I'm vitality and farming core into the air and it's gonna come up vitality for happy birthday, Zed

[01:52:19] I think there's a coin gone when I got vitality both times

[01:52:22] I might have a Zed guy already got a W on his birthday

[01:52:29] 50-50

[01:52:35] That's like so rare to have his team

[01:53:05] It is time to wrap up the

[01:53:17] What's your prediction your serious for prediction that blue wall has three to zero vitality Zen scores a hat trick every

[01:53:24] Tality three to zero vitality

[01:53:29] Okay, I'm gonna say three to my dog. I think if they win it's gonna be close as shit real is crazy

[01:53:35] What were you saying?

[01:53:37] No!

[01:53:38] Oh!

[01:53:40] Zen, come on, baby!

[01:53:43] I'm down, uh, on their form today, of course, in the matchup.

[01:53:50] I can't have a feeling I thought I even went to.

[01:53:52] Zen's had a good game today.

[01:53:53] So it's a risk to my talent.

[01:53:54] He's talking about that market he made to mention with Stizzy.

[01:53:56] But, oh, how so?

[01:53:57] It's his pocket.

[01:53:59] It says there we go.

[01:54:00] First goal of the board for 4-4.

[01:54:01] I have made a severe lapse in my judgment 30 seconds y'all 30 fucking seconds

[01:54:14] Bro, I just want to say I love how fast-paced this game is like I have brain rot, bro

[01:54:22] I love how fast-paced this shit is. It's just right into the next game

[01:54:31] Daddy! Daddy's dead!

[01:54:35] Daddy's dead!

[01:54:37] Send the fuck down, Carmichord!

[01:54:40] You got a super team for what?

[01:54:43] Daddy's fucking home!

[01:54:46] Daddy's home!

[01:54:48] Come on, son! Oh, God!

[01:54:50] Oh, God!

[01:54:52] Oh.

[01:54:54] Oh, my God.

[01:54:57] Fair enough, bro. What the fuck?

[01:55:00] Price I was getting down in a towel on the same team. Oh my

[01:55:05] That's holy shit

[01:55:09] Yeah, this is gonna be

[01:55:18] Our towers insane

[01:55:30] He takes it onto the wall, he puts it up, so takes his mind, gets it under one.

[01:55:35] Karmicorps, leave this little possession, and he starts to try to work up here.

[01:55:39] Opportunity for Zenlots.

[01:55:41] I think it plays, yeah, I think it plays on the ball.

[01:55:44] Oh my god! Oh my god!

[01:55:48] You're killing me! This is not the best player in the world!

[01:55:53] You're dead! Who the fuck is he playing with?

[01:55:56] You're telling me this isn't the goat?

[01:56:03] Juicy?

[01:56:04] Goat death!

[01:56:05] He's part of a couple of you.

[01:56:07] Wait, wait.

[01:56:08] Yes!

[01:56:09] Yes!

[01:56:10] Yes!

[01:56:11] I said, 3-0 sweep.

[01:56:15] Zen is gonna hatch-trick every game.

[01:56:18] What did I say?

[01:56:19] I'm on pace to be correct.

[01:56:21] That is my daddy Zen, bro.

[01:56:24] That is my daddy.

[01:56:25] Come on, Zandu!

[01:56:29] Vitality!

[01:56:30] Come on, Zandu!

[01:56:32] Bro, he's playing so good, Squirt.

[01:56:34] Bro, but he plays so well every game, I think.

[01:56:37] No, he does, he does.

[01:56:41] Well, every time he's on the ball, it makes a good play with it, I swear.

[01:56:43] Like...

[01:56:44] He's most consistent with top plays.

[01:56:46] Yeah.

[01:56:55] target but you will collect a lot of defense beat play here oh my god oh my god are you

[01:57:05] seeing this are you I think your wife brought it they might they look in low key cut 3 oh

[01:57:11] they look you good look at them oh my god oh my god bro bro bro he's the best player in the

[01:57:19] I actually think this is going to be the time they went.

[01:57:41] Yeah, it seems like it's all a game.

[01:57:45] Boots a down field.

[01:57:46] That's a cool advantage.

[01:57:48] Come on, Ten.

[01:57:49] Come on, Ten.

[01:57:49] Happy to play boot ball.

[01:57:51] Come on, Ten.

[01:57:52] Come on, Ten.

[01:57:53] Come on, Ten.

[01:57:55] Let's give it a little bit of a tap.

[01:57:56] Come on, Ten.

[01:57:57] Come on, Ten.

[01:57:59] Come on.

[01:58:00] You gotta be there, motherfucker.

[01:58:03] You don't need to get something going.

[01:58:04] It's over the middle, Stacy.

[01:58:06] Out of the mouth.

[01:58:07] Look at the face, man.

[01:58:08] A little bit of size.

[01:58:09] Now he's moving different in the air right now.

[01:58:10] I

[01:58:25] Even that the 50 was terrible like this is never a goal. It's not even going to word of that. It's going to the corner

[01:58:40] It's just like stomping all over again.

[01:58:51] I'll get it. You said that Jume guy, whatever.

[01:58:53] Isn't that Jume?

[01:58:55] He's about to go in.

[01:59:00] And then it's like, hey, what's happening?

[01:59:10] fuck that was so close

[01:59:12] i can't watch i can't watch

[01:59:14] nooo

[01:59:16] bro what

[01:59:18] is it a demo?

[01:59:20] oh he got demo

[01:59:22] oh two of them got demo

[01:59:24] i could see that second one

[01:59:26] oh my god

[01:59:28] and anthos had such a great game

[01:59:30] from the very beginning to now

[01:59:32] and he showed you what he could do

[01:59:34] i just stayed

[01:59:36] i don't know i think what i already thought

[01:59:38] I think Carmine Fork is a better team, but I think Xan is the best player.

[01:59:42] I think Xan is the best player on the field.

[01:59:45] And now Vitality needs to get these going.

[01:59:47] Because he wants to connect with him.

[01:59:48] I do feel like every time he's had the ball in the other team, he's got about two players in the team.

[01:59:52] Like, that's a big beat.

[01:59:53] Which is like, very difficult.

[01:59:55] Pitch forward, low net with Ponte.

[01:59:59] Now the Dibble is coming out.

[02:00:01] Now Vitality, after we were in a stride.

[02:00:03] Lot of series left.

[02:00:04] He's far from over.

[02:00:05] And it was a good ass game, first game, 4-3.

[02:00:29] Is that it?

[02:00:30] Not a lot.

[02:00:35] Fuck bro. I feel like this game got stolen from them like they had this.

[02:00:41] Wait. Holy shit.

[02:00:45] Bro. That's such a depressing game. They actually had that.

[02:00:55] Bro, what? That was a sack of shit.

[02:00:58] That was a big, sweaty, mushy, liquid, disgusting sack of shit.

[02:01:04] Zen literally soloed almost had a third goal almost had a third goal yo exotic what

[02:01:14] he lost that 52 oh my god bro not like I'm gonna be honest bro I feel so much

[02:01:30] much less confident because that was really bad that they're up one he doesn't

[02:01:38] need to go for that at all it's not even going toward the net it's going to the

[02:01:41] corner yeah that literally like because he went for it just pinched him yeah I

[02:01:45] gave him the goal as well on the break out where he's able to go for that

[02:01:49] well I'm gonna be honest said we're gonna need three goals a game buddy

[02:01:53] Zen Zen we're gonna need three goals again Chad you're saying glaze but

[02:01:58] Zen's the best player in the lobby.

[02:02:01] Zen actually deserves the glaze.

[02:02:03] I want to guess, my mentality was a mystery.

[02:02:05] Bro, chat, every time Zen gets the ball, it literally looks like his car has wings.

[02:02:09] He like, he doesn't like, bro, squishy seven, he dribbled past two people every time.

[02:02:14] The rest of the series.

[02:02:16] Vitality?

[02:02:17] Yeah, everyone can do the same shit in the early days, but I feel like he still has like a slight

[02:02:20] edge on everybody in that.

[02:02:22] Like, he's a little bit more consistent at finding, like he's just creative at finding a way around.

[02:02:26] I can do a lot of players off camera many of them say that they feel that he is the best player in the game right now

[02:02:32] Number one player in the world

[02:02:34] Show you

[02:02:39] But it's how this

[02:02:40] Thanks, it's because it's the same thing in counter strike bro like there's a player named dog

[02:02:45] Don't is like the best player in the fucking world like I think anyone that plays CS and watching CS

[02:02:50] So tell you don't for that sort of guy who is also insanely good

[02:02:53] but he's on a team that wins so he wins best player in the world like he just

[02:02:59] won best player in the world even though doc had a better year

[02:03:02] exotic bro for me to you do what are you doing what are you are you are you picking

[02:03:08] like daisies are you picking up what are you doing you win for the team with

[02:03:14] the achievements and accomplishments will always have what people perceive to

[02:03:17] be as the best player no I'm crazy my corpus a better team but then is the

[02:03:21] So that's what's crazy about Zen though is that he's still being in the best player conversations

[02:03:25] without winning anything.

[02:03:26] You know what I mean?

[02:03:27] That's never, that's rarely the case.

[02:03:28] Always a team with, with, um, that's when you have a thing that gets the best player

[02:03:32] usually.

[02:03:33] It gets called having the best player.

[02:03:34] Marching this downfield.

[02:03:35] And feet.

[02:03:36] Stands you to get that around.

[02:03:37] A juicy pick in the pocket.

[02:03:38] And now we're back just forward towards goal.

[02:03:39] Where some Zendes deal with it off the back wall.

[02:03:40] Zen's going to go for a near-tribble.

[02:03:41] It's 50 down into the middle.

[02:03:42] And it looks like Stizzy also got clicked.

[02:03:43] And now, he's vitality is a bit of a marker position.

[02:03:44] It's 50 down into the middle and it looks like Stizzy also got clipped and now Vitality is in a bit of a marked position.

[02:03:52] Have you seen what's on the ball now?

[02:03:55] Patriot, I'm going to go for it. Actually, I'm going to leave this for Attil.

[02:03:58] Nice.

[02:03:59] Had a better challenge now, Patriot, taking his time. This is Cassie's out of ground pitch.

[02:04:02] He's in on the goal line, clears it away. That clear is not enough.

[02:04:06] The target for keeping this one in, still looking on that pressure and just making that drive for Vitality so much harder to start.

[02:04:15] Vitality, of course they hit that all the way downfield. It felt like there was so many balls, much more tested for K-Pork in the midfield brother.

[02:04:24] The only was up for the big take a boost.

[02:04:27] Come on, Zephyr.

[02:04:28] The Dreadnick position is well messy right now.

[02:04:30] Vitality do fend it off, however, offensively.

[02:04:33] Vitality is thuttering this game.

[02:04:36] Let's get around here.

[02:04:38] And we've taken the corner boost.

[02:04:41] I think it's just that, the rat is enforcing someone from Vitality to give up the ball.

[02:04:45] Very important in that moment.

[02:04:47] Now he can attack.

[02:04:48] Looks for a bump on Zed.

[02:04:49] Zed low on boost.

[02:04:50] He'll get the pinky heads.

[02:04:51] Zed is busy.

[02:04:52] Back is in.

[02:04:53] Zed's got it.

[02:04:53] Barza!

[02:04:54] Barza!

[02:04:55] BAM!

[02:04:56] Barza!

[02:04:57] This is Tiki Taka!

[02:04:58] Oh shit.

[02:04:59] This is Tiki Taka!

[02:05:00] It's back to Zen.

[02:05:02] Back to mid.

[02:05:03] Come on!

[02:05:04] Damn, bro.

[02:05:05] That was a good one.

[02:05:06] It's great through.

[02:05:08] Come on!

[02:05:09] I think that's the best play we've seen, I think, like team play we've seen today.

[02:05:11] That's good work in that moment.

[02:05:13] It was tough for them to get anything going in the air.

[02:05:16] They keep it on the ground, find each other.

[02:05:18] And that connection.

[02:05:20] Big to get them back into the game.

[02:05:23] Sometimes all it takes is one goal.

[02:05:25] The team wakes up, hit that different level, then take it back down to the ground and Ato will poke it to the corner.

[02:05:34] Ato off the back wall, good speed from Vittira. It's 50 after 50 right now as K-Corp tries to push this line forward.

[02:05:42] Now Juicy is up by that pressure. Let's get a bit of a double commit there.

[02:05:47] It'll be at all top was all standing in the air here. How does he fly like that all finals?

[02:05:55] There's a huge game to win bro. Go down O2 feels like ass. You tie it up if it feels so doable.

[02:06:04] There's a boost at 50.

[02:06:09] He's playing a little safe for this game. He's not going for as many plays. Which is like, can't it be seen as bad?

[02:06:14] I think it's a good thing for a specific case right now all the way back

[02:06:44] SHOW THEM ALREADY! SHOW THEM!

[02:06:50] OPEN THEM AHHHHHH!

[02:06:52] NOOOOOOO!

[02:06:55] They have good pressure, they have good pressure, it's all good.

[02:06:57] Wait, give them a...

[02:06:59] Okay, they can actually score you, make them legit.

[02:07:01] They're at KC's boost, they're at KC's boost.

[02:07:06] The boost is below, exotic at their corner.

[02:07:08] There's your own boost.

[02:07:14] Come on Danny!

[02:07:16] Straight down!

[02:07:18] Ah, they kinda lost their pressure with that.

[02:07:22] No.

[02:07:26] What?

[02:07:29] Bro, they were stuck on defense for like a minute and a half.

[02:07:31] They get out for one second in this game.

[02:07:33] I got a backflip.

[02:07:35] He put it central when he wanted the 50-gab, and he backflip.

[02:07:39] We just passed him the ball, basically.

[02:07:44] Especially when juicy got that touch up the wall, which you can get to follow such great execution out of common court

[02:07:50] But now they have a hold on

[02:07:55] Oh

[02:08:02] Yeah, that's not even going for places team is kind of just like safer

[02:08:14] No way, it's gonna be a sweep the other way, bro.

[02:08:29] How are you feeling now, Dixie?

[02:08:35] If I speak, I'm gonna be thrown.

[02:08:37] If I speak, I'm gonna be thrown.

[02:08:44] I'm seeing a guy who's getting sold.

[02:08:47] That's what I'm seeing.

[02:08:50] I see the same thing in seat with stop

[02:08:54] and I'm seeing it here with Zen.

[02:08:56] Jesus, I mean, good God.

[02:09:00] Look what they had to do to score.

[02:09:04] They had to do a four man passing play like back and forth four times.

[02:09:08] But I'm not even going to say this yet.

[02:09:11] No, Carmine Corpus insane though.

[02:09:12] Like to be fair, Carmine Corpus incredible.

[02:09:15] Be able to make those adjustments in the air.

[02:09:17] They're about to beat this Vitality 9 time in a row.

[02:09:20] But still be able to put on the threat and shot enough to force out a double connect

[02:09:23] commit enough to make it awkward for Team Vitality.

[02:09:25] That was such a massive play.

[02:09:27] Yeah, but it's massive.

[02:09:29] 12 times 12. You said tell me they've won against him 11 times prior to that. We saw a lot of team vitality giving K Corp uncontested all on the midfield. How many times do you think that's correct? I can't even recall a time where we were in a row.

[02:09:49] Carmine Corp has beat Zen.

[02:09:54] 12 times in a row.

[02:09:56] After this, yeah.

[02:09:59] So, it's 11 right now?

[02:10:02] It's currently 11.

[02:10:03] I thought it was 8.

[02:10:07] Wait since August of 2023, Zena's not beating Matira.

[02:10:24] I don't know how it was that bad.

[02:10:25] They just need to be able to give themselves opportunity for more of that without putting themselves in bad spots defensively

[02:10:31] That's been kind of the maker break coming for struggle

[02:10:35] Exotic and Stizzy been in Zed's liner

[02:10:39] Hmm exotic a year

[02:10:43] Stizzy like a few months

[02:10:45] Who does that have before that were they good monkey moon and exotic and then before that it was

[02:10:50] alpha. He never had like the top five players on this game. But like monkey

[02:10:58] moons obviously there's like a few to go. Like literally the opener. He's one of the most, but

[02:11:02] monkey's never, well, at times he thinks he's the top five. But when he was on Zen Team, definitely.

[02:11:20] Zen gets a reverse whip chat, uh, 2000 get-to-sup-to-thousand.

[02:11:24] 2000.

[02:11:26] Zen gets a reverse whip.

[02:11:38] Vitality.

[02:11:40] Team pushes far back.

[02:11:42] Running out of boots.

[02:11:43] Exotic.

[02:11:45] They're off to the side, tries to get the skim, doesn't find it.

[02:11:47] It does get exhausted.

[02:11:48] He just missed the fucking ball.

[02:11:50] I'm coming!

[02:11:51] Giving away the ball.

[02:11:52] He just missed the fucking ball, dude.

[02:11:54] Atto.

[02:11:55] Jesus!

[02:11:56] That's exotic.

[02:11:57] Terran can pick this one up.

[02:11:59] Bro, goddammit!

[02:12:01] We're getting this.

[02:12:03] Pumping port, keeping control.

[02:12:07] Vitality.

[02:12:08] You saw a lot of this in the game, too.

[02:12:11] How hard is it to get out of the field once you can't get through?

[02:12:13] You hear that?

[02:12:14] I just want to get out of the field.

[02:12:15] Yeah.

[02:12:16] They're so stuck right now.

[02:12:19] Then, look at the rest.

[02:12:21] I could hold it.

[02:12:23] Oh my god!

[02:12:26] That was almost incredible.

[02:12:30] They needed it more low key.

[02:12:32] Casey's here.

[02:12:34] Casey's so willing to just dribble the ball.

[02:12:36] Slow down to play.

[02:12:37] When it's like really chaotic, they just dribble it.

[02:12:39] Slow down to play.

[02:12:41] Then I just did that and took all the fucking danger

[02:13:44] Oh

[02:13:54] See every time then controls it out of their corners you see how much they get done like every time like this team's gonna get away so much

[02:14:14] It feels like they're not expecting a shot.

[02:14:16] Bro, I'm gonna be honest, I think Zen is considerably better than every player on Carmine Corp.

[02:14:21] I'm not even trolling.

[02:14:23] I'm watching the game, like, brother.

[02:14:25] I think Zen is considerably number one in the world.

[02:14:28] Dead out.

[02:14:29] The demo hits it, but it's Sonic.

[02:14:31] Every time he gets the ball, he beats a player.

[02:14:33] Sometimes, too.

[02:14:34] They're to clear the way, and then it's Sonic had to shoot through the smokes, but too high.

[02:14:39] The towel's pretty nasty, bro. I can't lie.

[02:14:40] like if that like a towel actually is then level if not slightly better sometimes but

[02:14:47] i'm still gonna go to my side like that

[02:15:01] this is the best player in the lobby look at this motherfucker

[02:15:06] This is the best player in the lobby. Get him out of this team! Goddamn! That is the best player in the lobby!

[02:15:17] Fuck!

[02:15:18] He is considerably the best player on the field. Considerably. He's getting fucking soaked.

[02:15:29] He's like so much!

[02:15:32] How many goals does he have? Five?

[02:15:35] With an assist?

[02:15:37] They won this game at least.

[02:15:40] Alright, don't speak too soon bro.

[02:15:42] Exotic might miss the ball.

[02:15:44] Haha.

[02:15:47] Oh, shoo.

[02:15:52] I got a ball. No.

[02:15:54] Do you see this? It's actually annoying to watch.

[02:15:57] Stizzy misses the ball. Look look look at Stizzy. What are you doing?

[02:16:02] What the fuck are you doing?

[02:16:05] Squishy, yeah, you're right. You're right. You're right. You're right. He's getting stalled

[02:16:12] No, I'm not arguing down with you at all. I agree, but but no one else is even doing shit impressive besides him, bro

[02:16:18] I know but you know the jinx he stands up so much because he doesn't really got a team like that

[02:16:23] Like if a Tau was on the same team, he would stand up for it.

[02:16:29] Like imagine Stompin had players like Stompin on his team, all of them were as good as him.

[02:16:33] Like, he wouldn't stand up for it.

[02:16:36] You're right.

[02:16:40] He has to, or else they'll have no chance.

[02:16:42] They might sell this game.

[02:16:44] They might.

[02:16:44] Not even my daddy's on him.

[02:16:46] Daddy's on him.

[02:16:49] No, like, I think a Tau and him are on the same level right now.

[02:16:51] But Zen is still like, I would say he's one or two, like just flickering the P-Market.

[02:16:59] Do you even see how he grounds it? Like, even the way he grounds it turns me off, Zen, win this series well.

[02:17:06] Yo, come on, get the revenge.

[02:17:08] Like, if Zen joined KC, actually no, not a good example is, he played with Mathira and Juicy for that French, for the World Cup land, right?

[02:17:18] And he didn't stand out as much individually. They like pretty much farmed everybody except for Saudi

[02:17:24] Saudi Matt Ash was like kind of close, but yeah

[02:17:27] Where is the tower from? Look at his score. Like dude.

[02:17:29] The tower's from Belgium I think, but he speaks French

[02:17:31] Vitality, still showing fight here

[02:17:36] Basically he's deep French here

[02:17:38] Look at this goal, squishes, squishes. Let's appreciate it

[02:17:40] Let's appreciate it

[02:17:42] This read is really good. That read is really good

[02:17:44] Yeah, just get away from it, didn't realize it

[02:17:45] Jack, let's just appreciate greatness

[02:17:47] He's stealing the 4, like, what's crazy about that, is he's stealing the 4, but Sierra even gets close to the ball.

[02:17:52] Initially.

[02:18:01] Oh, USA won Game 7 with Fran today.

[02:18:06] I actually don't know about that.

[02:18:08] I

[02:18:38] My god, are you watching this?

[02:18:40] He tripled two players and then bumped the third!

[02:18:44] Fuck!

[02:18:45] Remember when you said 2000 get through this there?

[02:18:47] Yep.

[02:18:48] For your channel.

[02:18:49] Yep.

[02:18:52] It's half of the way through.

[02:18:53] We're in territory though, right?

[02:18:55] Yeah, we're in.

[02:19:08] They play on something threatening.

[02:19:10] So Vitality will clear it away.

[02:19:13] And the Parmisport will look yet again

[02:19:16] to keep the ball out for long.

[02:19:18] Hey, Siege does a great job of bringing it back

[02:19:21] into the Orange Ave.

[02:19:22] They certainly have.

[02:19:24] They have been talking about how to get taught this game

[02:19:27] with the possession.

[02:19:30] Still, damn, that 0-0 game.

[02:19:33] Juicy, making an extra tip, does get it down field.

[02:19:36] then oh yeah you go you go this you go you go you go you go

[02:19:41] get ahead of the ball now a shot on target oh from the bottom

[02:19:45] yeah and zinn has an extra second that couldn't have been a potential over by

[02:19:49] my god back to that bro zenn bombed it

[02:19:52] i have to try against disney trying to get that one up quickly saw zenn wanted a piece of

[02:19:56] hatchet but atto was perfect to it such good awareness had a calming form on the fields

[02:20:02] Oh

[02:20:15] Oh

[02:20:23] Wait, what are they doing?

[02:20:26] He's not gonna answer this. I forgot he got the worst touch ever

[02:20:32] to clear it away good things to the position he is in because this allows my

[02:20:37] talent to get some boost that could have been bad even on the retreat then

[02:20:40] getting a devil was huge because that double commit would have been disastrous

[02:20:44] had tape force goes out all three go up and ready to counter still zen

[02:20:50] good ball

[02:20:52] need someone to break the deadlock at this point

[02:20:55] atto, flip reset up field

[02:20:57] and get another

[02:20:59] goes in!

[02:21:00] goes in!

[02:21:01] goes in!

[02:21:02] oh my god!

[02:21:06] that's my daddy!

[02:21:07] get an extra touch

[02:21:08] i was thinking about going for a pop

[02:21:10] but ended up trying to take a top

[02:21:11] this is close

[02:21:12] oh my god

[02:21:13] now going for another touch

[02:21:14] off the backboard

[02:21:15] exotic running out of boots

[02:21:16] diggy what was well

[02:21:17] there's a demo in the corner

[02:21:18] Since he will stay on top of it plays a pimp, he's waiting for the right moment to hit perfectly.

[02:21:23] Play to the corner where Ato goes up, now Zen will be all small.

[02:21:27] He'll be juicy, he'll leave that for Betirah here.

[02:21:31] Chance for Zen!

[02:21:32] Oh my god!

[02:21:34] Oh my god!

[02:21:36] What does that say?

[02:21:37] Betirah has been in the right spot a few times now, up against Zen.

[02:21:42] Don't let Zen wants to put that ball.

[02:21:45] Betirah closing the option.

[02:21:47] Go Zen!

[02:21:49] 50 down, Stizzy can read it!

[02:21:51] That's 4!

[02:21:53] I think our score is going to win.

[02:21:55] It's going to be 1 now.

[02:21:57] We're covered.

[02:21:59] Now, old Zen wants to get the cut.

[02:22:01] But this time it'll be Vatera. Vatera and Ato.

[02:22:03] Vatera, get the pass, Stizzy. Ato, what's their shot, Zen?

[02:22:05] Watch out, Zen!

[02:22:07] Watch out, Zen!

[02:22:09] That was an awkward ball present to have to deal with.

[02:22:11] Vatera, watch a boost.

[02:22:13] Oh no.

[02:22:15] God.

[02:22:18] They're actually good players, man.

[02:22:20] No, it's so bad for me, God, I-

[02:22:21] It's good.

[02:22:23] It is so sketchy.

[02:22:30] Go, Janet!

[02:22:32] No.

[02:22:35] Please, please, please, please, then.

[02:22:38] Please, then, we need this!

[02:22:42] Go, Janet!

[02:22:43] You go, you go!

[02:22:45] leaves it in

[02:22:48] Distraction work you look like the deception and played out in the paper vitality, but no shot comes

[02:22:55] i'm gonna collect the boost

[02:22:57] i report have perfect position to hold this

[02:23:01] They have that ball he's not if you have a blade

[02:23:05] Oh my god

[02:23:07] He's gonna win Mr. Hattie's, Stan Sleiman of the Goat!

[02:23:20] So respect where respect is still, he's taking down a super team of motherfuckers!

[02:23:28] We need to score here within 15 seconds.

[02:23:31] So respect what respect this field.

[02:23:33] Five, this one high off the ball.

[02:23:36] One more, I got an eagle.

[02:23:39] Five more, I got an eagle.

[02:23:41] The ball was going fast.

[02:23:43] Fuck them in the ass.

[02:23:45] Fuck them in the ass.

[02:23:47] Easy goal for Vitality.

[02:23:49] Yes, sir.

[02:23:50] This game is game ten.

[02:23:52] We are going to go to Champions Field, then.

[02:23:55] We're starting at ten.

[02:23:57] Oh no

[02:23:58] Don't bug it up sis

[02:23:59] Oh my god

[02:24:02] Aww

[02:24:05] Okay

[02:24:08] Wait, wait

[02:24:27] He could have had three goals that game!

[02:24:48] Fuck!

[02:24:49] You wanted to see more vitality as a team.

[02:24:51] I feel like anxiety is gonna be brought to that.

[02:24:54] Bring your series out! Gladly gift 2000!

[02:24:58] Win this fucking series!

[02:25:00] Start typing me in the chat if you want to gift it. Start typing me.

[02:25:04] Thanks. Casey's got like a crazy tack time on buff.

[02:25:07] Like I mean these guys have like a 90 something winch percent win rate after a time out.

[02:25:11] Something ridiculous with that.

[02:25:13] Oh really? But they're playing it against Zen.

[02:25:16] They're playing against the greatest player to ever jump into a Fennec.

[02:25:21] The greatest player to ever set play in an octane from France, yeah, it's a dude buddy Zed!

[02:25:30] He's a goat!

[02:25:33] Sonic.

[02:25:34] Jack, if this isn't a go-gift, I don't know what it is.

[02:25:38] They have a fucking super team.

[02:25:40] He's empty-key every game.

[02:25:43] Somebody get this guy some goddamn help.

[02:25:47] Fuck!

[02:25:48] Someone help!

[02:25:50] It seems like cake or all materials not doing six seven any more lock in buddy

[02:25:56] Team vitality cannot pass

[02:26:00] Right now close to mine SSC is one one two two game. I know it's pointless, but we can watch it out there

[02:26:07] Exotic I need you to lock in a

[02:26:10] Exotic get a cappuccino somebody get in the fucking cappuccino exotic wake the fuck up

[02:26:15] Stizzy, you're doing okay. I don't actually... Stizzy, I don't mind how you're playing. You're playing well.

[02:26:20] Exotic. If I see you miss the ball in game five, and it turns into a goal, I'm gonna lose my fucking marbles.

[02:26:27] Exotic. Hit the ball. And then when Xenna has the ball, get the fuck out of his way!

[02:26:33] Get the fuck out of his way!

[02:26:36] Yeah, people are actually pretty upset that monkey left instead of exotic.

[02:26:58] There's nothing like

[02:27:04] It's not it's not bad though. It's the role he plays like he's always gonna look like

[02:27:28] There's a pass attempt.

[02:27:30] That's okay.

[02:27:31] We have to get dizzy.

[02:27:32] Over the middle!

[02:27:34] Over the middle!

[02:27:35] Oh, boom.

[02:27:36] Oh, that's so close.

[02:27:42] Look at him.

[02:27:43] Look at him.

[02:27:44] Get you!

[02:27:45] Get you!

[02:27:46] Get you!

[02:27:47] Get you!

[02:27:48] Get you!

[02:27:49] Get you!

[02:27:50] Get you!

[02:27:51] Get you!

[02:27:52] Get you!

[02:27:53] Get you!

[02:27:54] Get you!

[02:27:55] Get you!

[02:27:56] Get you!

[02:27:57] Oh my god, bro.

[02:28:00] I almost landed on that.

[02:28:04] Oh my god, bro.

[02:28:07] I almost landed on that.

[02:28:12] Oh my god, bro.

[02:28:17] I almost landed on that.

[02:28:22] Almost landed on that.

[02:28:28] This could be the first run over Casey in 12 series.

[02:28:52] OH MY GOD!

[02:28:55] OH MY GOD!

[02:28:58] THAT IS THE BEST MIRROR!

[02:29:00] AND THE MOTHERFUCKING PLANET!

[02:29:07] OH MY GOD!

[02:29:08] THIS IS CINEMA! I WANNA GET A SENTERSY!

[02:29:12] MOM!

[02:29:13] OR A SENTERSY MOM!

[02:29:15] Hato jumps up though, looking to follow it, but has to pull off once he saw Skizzy in the air.

[02:29:19] This will be juicy with time.

[02:29:20] This is the greatest game of rockin' beat, this is the greatest series I've ever watched.

[02:29:26] Now give me too much space here.

[02:29:27] Reverse sweep by the GOAT!

[02:29:29] Oh, those clear from the tier exotic.

[02:29:31] What will he do with it?

[02:29:34] I have to get him.

[02:29:35] I have to get him.

[02:29:36] God damn it, Skizzy!

[02:29:38] This is yourself at Zenwood!

[02:29:40] You're invisible.

[02:29:42] Gotta watch out, vitality.

[02:29:44] Over the minimum! Over the minimum!

[02:29:46] Over the minimum!

[02:29:48] Oh my god.

[02:29:50] Oh, let me be careful not over committing though.

[02:29:54] Yeah, that's the end of the line.

[02:29:56] He's not like to deal with it.

[02:29:58] Down he goes with that.

[02:30:00] Down he goes with that.

[02:30:02] Look at him.

[02:30:04] Wait, wait, wait, wait!

[02:30:06] 5 Vitality.

[02:30:08] The tier trying to make that stop on zero boost.

[02:30:10] It feels like Team Vitality

[02:30:12] are are surging in confidence

[02:30:15] surging in a film that surging in a movie

[02:30:17] they're nervous they're nervous

[02:30:18] this is especially as looks very solid

[02:30:21] up and down the field

[02:30:22] oh I really got touched

[02:30:24] oh no

[02:30:24] Bill, you touched offensively

[02:30:26] even low on boost, get some bombs

[02:30:28] I don't know if it's out of nothing there

[02:30:30] so I can only do show time

[02:30:32] what is that

[02:30:33] is it still awkward for Juicy

[02:30:34] and Sissy's sitting in the back again

[02:30:36] nice bombs man

[02:30:38] nice bombs man

[02:30:40] oh my god

[02:30:41] His presence is all over the field!

[02:30:43] It's a very early challenge, and it's a good one for Anzo!

[02:30:45] Little nice match, Stan.

[02:30:47] Oh no.

[02:30:49] I guess he will pop it up juicy back down to the middle, but Stizzy was waiting for it!

[02:30:53] Okay, they're just holding on. They're trying to play a B.

[02:30:55] They're not even going for a go anymore.

[02:30:59] They're literally just holding on.

[02:31:01] Right now, I think they're in spell time mode.

[02:31:03] Every time they're in the ball, they're stalling time.

[02:31:05] They're not playing for a go anymore.

[02:31:11] You see the difference like the pat like they're just playing around with me

[02:31:14] Yeah, yeah

[02:31:17] They should have this, if they play this correctly they should have this

[02:31:19] This is just lead management

[02:31:21] NICE BORN

[02:31:29] No, exactly please

[02:31:36] 30 seconds, thanks

[02:31:41] Come on. No goals. No goals. Come on.

[02:31:45] For 50.

[02:31:46] It's not easy in the middle. Zed with a 50 off the corner now.

[02:31:49] She's getting another touch.

[02:31:50] Fatera dies in 10 seconds.

[02:31:52] Game. Game.

[02:31:53] Come on.

[02:31:55] It's not game yet. Not game yet.

[02:31:59] Come on. Come on.

[02:32:01] Oh my god.

[02:32:03] Oh my god. What happened?

[02:32:06] What happened?

[02:32:08] What happened?

[02:32:10] Where's all the KC fans at?

[02:32:13] Y'all got a super team?

[02:32:15] Why you just lost to one motherfuckin' player?

[02:32:20] And feed me, and feed me, and feed me!

[02:32:24] Don't come back down to them!

[02:32:27] Don't come ever to one of them!

[02:32:30] That is the best player in the goddamn world!

[02:32:35] Holy fuck! Suck his dick!

[02:32:40] Let's go Zen!

[02:32:43] That's the greatest shit I've ever watched.

[02:32:46] That is the greatest rocket league I've ever watched.

[02:32:51] Zen's gonna win this goddamn event.

[02:32:53] Zen is gonna win this goddamn event.

[02:32:56] Chat 2000 subs, type me if you wanna gift it.

[02:32:59] Zen is the goat!

[02:33:03] Zen is the GOAT! Zen is the GOAT! Stop fucking with him, dude. I mean, that's top one, Jeff, bro.

[02:33:15] So, my top three versus Falcons tomorrow. Hey, bro, rest in peace, dude.

[02:33:20] I love Falcons, but rest in peace, dude. No one's beat his head. After what I just watched,

[02:33:26] No, what is that? He just soloed a super team. Yes, solo. Yeah. Yes

[02:33:34] Yes, solo. Yes, solo solo

[02:33:38] Exotic

[02:33:40] What did that happen right when sense for that absolute screamer upper 90 I get my shirt off in this feed of life

[02:33:48] So I'm actually impressed

[02:33:51] He just beat a better team by his goddamn cell

[02:33:56] Wow. Stizzy did good. I will say that. Stizzy's good.

[02:34:01] Exotic. Get a coffee or something, bro. Wake the fuck up.

[02:34:06] Because Exotic, y'all are gonna be top six tomorrow. Dude, squishy tomorrow. Squishy.

[02:34:12] A crowd, bro? I might pull my cock out. Squishy. If Zen wins, oh my god. I would be

[02:34:19] I

[02:34:23] Really want to end the plan bro first off. I like Zen but second I hate when goats

[02:34:29] I hate when goats get disrespected because their team is shit

[02:34:34] I can't stand that it's the same things happening to stop them

[02:34:37] But it's even worse to stop it as for fucking teammate that's out

[02:34:42] All right, bro. Yeah, if you want to get to tight me you want to get to tight me

[02:34:46] All right, let's see if my card even lets me do this it'll definitely do a thousand see if I don't get to 2000

[02:34:55] Chattie want to get the time me are you gonna 2k at once? No, I wait can you?

[02:35:02] Check if you can at once or one cat. I think one cat. I'm gonna see if I can do one cake twice. Oh

[02:35:10] My god, then you're actually just got like I get it now, bro. You're disgusting

[02:35:16] bro that was the first time he's won in a 12th year

[02:35:21] that's why that's the first time I've seen him play

[02:35:24] that's what I'm saying bro

[02:35:25] that's the first time I've seen him play Carmichord dude

[02:35:27] maybe you see him watch all those games bro

[02:35:29] uh yeah I'm gonna watch all those Zen's games with a fucking

[02:35:34] a Zen jersey and a boner

[02:35:37] my god every time he gets the ball it's just deadly

[02:35:40] every time

[02:35:42] Brussels then dribble past like 25 different people back in chat first

[02:35:48] thousand subs coming in hot then I'm a Zen I'm your number one fan dude oh my

[02:35:54] god then that right there was pure fucking mocking I mean you just absolutely

[02:36:01] mocked that fucking team your chat I thought they were a super team what

[02:36:05] happened I thought they were a super team what the fuck happened cuz they

[02:36:09] they just lost to one guy.

[02:36:11] Ha ha ha ha ha.

[02:36:13] That's not a super team I know.

[02:36:15] Cause they just lost to one guy.

[02:36:17] Come on my corp, this is not your major.

[02:36:20] This is Sam's fucking major.

[02:36:23] Come on dude, come on.

[02:36:27] Where's all the KC fans at?

[02:36:29] Why don't stop typing?

[02:36:31] Why don't stop typing?

[02:36:32] Sam owns you now.

[02:36:35] Sam owns you.

[02:36:36] We already did a thousand times.

[02:36:41] Oh my God, bro.

[02:36:43] Let's do this shit.

[02:36:44] Where, what are the KC Dance Not Timing?

[02:36:47] Where did y'all go?

[02:36:49] I don't see any of y'all.

[02:36:52] Chad, if you got one of the gifted man, good fucking chance at it.

[02:36:56] If you didn't, unlucky dude.

[02:36:59] Squishy, I'm so infested.

[02:37:03] I mean, Squishy.

[02:37:06] Squishy, squishy, squishy, squishy.

[02:37:07] Squishy, did you see that?

[02:37:09] Ha ha ha ha.

[02:37:10] That was the best series of the guide.

[02:37:11] You know what you mess with me earlier

[02:37:13] about that being cinema?

[02:37:14] I was worried it was gonna be like one-sided

[02:37:15] and it was the best series of the day.

[02:37:16] Oh no, I had a feeling.

[02:37:19] Yeah, I texted Squishy because I checked my phone.

[02:37:21] I got done with training.

[02:37:23] I checked my phone and I seen,

[02:37:26] wait, 1600 military time,

[02:37:29] team vitality versus Carmine Corp.

[02:37:31] And then I said, wait, 1600 military time is 4pm.

[02:37:35] I'm going to be home in time for that way.

[02:37:38] It's Zen versus Batira.

[02:37:40] Wait, Zen just mugged that whole team.

[02:37:44] Look, Zen just mugged that whole team, bro.

[02:37:48] Chev, we already get this.

[02:37:49] It's GGs now.

[02:37:50] Chev, we get the 2000.

[02:37:52] We get the 2000.

[02:37:53] And tomorrow now, Jinx, every match is best seven,

[02:37:55] or the rest of the tournament, all best sevens.

[02:37:57] Pete, I will be the squishy.

[02:38:00] I will see you tomorrow at 11

[02:38:03] in the goddamn morning sharp.

[02:38:05] All right, bro squishy have an erection ready because we're gonna watch sand graveston now squishy

[02:38:12] I'm ready before I did what is the um?

[02:38:15] What is the order of the games? What is the word? You want to have eyes to pull it up?

[02:38:20] Maybe I see it here. Let me refresh. I have it up

[02:38:23] All right, so how do you press the little eye press a little eyeball the little eye icon on the on the masses you see that

[02:38:30] on the on the on the energy versus a little eye image you press it up so Zen plays at 2 p.m.

[02:38:38] No first match is SR and our and then KC then Falcons vitality 11 am elimination games the first

[02:38:49] two are elimination yeah the next two play for top four so my tally could could lock a top four

[02:38:54] over Falcons dude no matter what we wanted Falcons or vitality to do well so like they're gonna

[02:39:00] One of them is top four no matter what.

[02:39:02] But like then you-

[02:39:03] Squish your teams.

[02:39:05] So basically when will the last game of the day be?

[02:39:09] Will it be at 330 or will there be more?

[02:39:12] Energy.

[02:39:13] Energy at 330.

[02:39:14] Yeah, it's only four games.

[02:39:15] Tomorrow is like the shortest day,

[02:39:17] but usually it goes longer than that.

[02:39:19] It's less than that.

[02:39:20] So it'll probably end at like 440, 450 maybe,

[02:39:24] depending on like delays and stuff.

[02:39:26] Because the BL7s are like an hour each.

[02:39:28] So, Squishington, is Sunday the longest day?

[02:39:31] Yeah, because it's five B.O. sediments.

[02:39:34] Cinema. Fucking cinema.

[02:39:37] I'm so in... After seeing Zen, and let me say this for the third time, absolutely mahog

[02:39:43] carbine corp. I'm so not. Oh, my God.

[02:39:48] Dude, with a crowd, that would be even better, that's here. Crowds are gonna make it only

[02:39:52] better.

[02:39:53] Tomorrow's gonna be great. Tomorrow's gonna be great. All right, Squishington, I'm

[02:39:58] I'm gonna call you at 11 a.m. tomorrow, Devin.

[02:40:01] All right, bye.

[02:40:02] See you tomorrow, okay?

[02:40:02] All right, it's good to see you.

[02:40:03] Later, James, good day.

[02:40:07] Where are the Carmine Corp fans?

[02:40:10] Where are y'all at?

[02:40:11] I don't see y'all.

[02:40:12] I did see y'all typing when it was two to zero.

[02:40:16] Look, bro, I'm a logical friggin' dude.

[02:40:20] Carmine Corp is a great team,

[02:40:22] potentially the best team in the world.

[02:40:25] But there's one goddamn problem.

[02:40:28] They might be the best team in the world, but Sam is the best player in the world.

[02:40:39] Now, why did I do that?

[02:40:41] I don't know.

[02:40:42] But what I do know is that was fucking insane.

[02:40:46] That, chat, it is now time for you versus the rank you deserve rocket league edition.

[02:40:59] By the way, child, I've been in the gym.

[02:41:03] High five.

[02:41:04] Go, go full cam habits.

[02:41:06] High five.

[02:41:07] Go full cam.

[02:41:11] 19, 20, 10, 80 habits.

[02:41:16] Jeff, by the way, I bet him the gym.

[02:41:24] First ever.

[02:41:36] Pepperoni tits, big old tinny tits, nice tits, them fangs janglin, nice boobies.

[02:42:03] So what if my tits jiggle?

[02:42:05] I'm still absolutely yoked.

[02:42:12] You verse the rank you deserve, Rocket League.

[02:42:16] Chat, if you want to join, you verse the rank you deserve.

[02:42:19] Type your gamer tag in the chat right now

[02:42:22] or forever hold your peace.

[02:42:23] What I'm gonna do is I'm going to go piss

[02:42:27] and while I'm kissing, I may or may not jerk off

[02:42:32] thinking about Zen's Rocket League performance

[02:42:34] in that best of five.

[02:42:36] Reverse sweep on Carmine Corp.

[02:42:39] But Jixi, Carmine Corp's the best game in the world.

[02:42:44] He's the best player in the world, motherfucker.

[02:42:47] That is what we call a coat diff, my boy.

[02:42:52] Oh, whoa, oh, oh, oh, oh.

[02:42:57] Hi, nice fix, camp.

[02:42:59] Hi, nice fix, camp.

[02:43:01] Chat, you were to make a deserve rockin' ignition.

[02:43:03] Everybody lock the fuck in when I get back

[02:43:06] We're gonna invite you to you first to make you so first ever you were to make it so block of a addiction

[02:43:13] We are being gamers

[02:44:33] I'm changing hands, I'm changing feet

[02:44:35] I don't care where it's picked up from the street

[02:44:40] So tell me what I'm thinking

[02:44:43] Don't tell me what I'm thinking

[02:44:46] I'm changing hands, I'm changing feet

[02:44:49] Strange but I look up when it's already

[02:44:52] My eyes turn from Monday to Monday

[02:44:56] Things that I did was the least of fun

[02:44:58] Thank you for everything lost change

[02:45:00] And just turn it on, baby

[02:45:33] I can only suck it's water in system

[02:45:36] So I think about it and I miss you

[02:45:40] Like I said I was an old-sign

[02:45:42] I'm a passenger outside of my car

[02:45:46] I'm a passenger but I can't feel my

[02:45:49] Nothing ever really feels right

[02:45:52] Nothing ever feels like it

[02:45:55] I'm a passenger

[02:45:57] I'm a passenger but I can't feel my

[02:46:00] That was incredible. I mean that was... oh my god that was incredible. That was incredible.

[02:46:15] That was absolutely fucking incredible. I'm absolutely flabbergasted. Wow.

[02:46:22] Zed really is the goat. I'm blown away. That was fucking insane.

[02:46:33] What, like chat? Wow.

[02:46:52] I'm not sure if it's a good idea to do this, but I think I'm going to do it.

[02:47:22] Let me get rid of this. I gotta wipe this spit off my desk, dude. Jesus.

[02:47:27] I'm such a fucking child. Alright, y'all.

[02:47:30] That was... I mean, that was incredible.

[02:47:36] That was incredible. Shout it out, Zan, dude.

[02:47:39] Ow! Shout it out, Zan.

[02:47:41] Yeah, it's not a perk. It's got no drugs in this stream just pure sober

[02:47:55] Yeah, I like the kid you're like the kid

[02:48:06] Let me know you can't wait you can't wait

[02:48:12] Why did I get dumb

[02:48:15] You versus the rank you deserve a rocket league addition get ready to join this Xbox party get ready to lock in chat

[02:48:22] Remember, it's Xbox only. Wow, my acne is getting worse.

[02:48:29] Chad, remember, it's Xbox only, dude. Today is the day y'all prove, by the way, I need

[02:48:37] you absolutely locked in on the ranked chats. Locked.

[02:49:22] Type the gamertags, Bob's Borger's, type the gamertags.

[02:49:38] First contestant of the day, Bob, join it up, chat remember this is based on your peak,

[02:49:45] your peak rank, okay?

[02:49:47] peak rancid. Bob's Borgers welcome on down to the town. Bob, how are you doing? My baby.

[02:50:04] Bob, take your time. Plug it into your mic. Bob, how are you doing? My baby.

[02:50:09] I'm doing phenomenal. I'm glad I have you doing.

[02:50:11] Wait, Bob, you're 18-plus-5.

[02:50:14] I'm 21-better.

[02:50:15] Nice, guys.

[02:50:16] Okay.

[02:50:17] So, Bob, tell me about yourself as a rocketing player, dude.

[02:50:21] All right.

[02:50:22] So, I started playing, I think, 2017.

[02:50:27] I first touched the game.

[02:50:29] I was pretty ass, but I got my way up to Diamond 3.

[02:50:33] So, but I don't know.

[02:50:36] I just feel like I'm not going to blame it on teammates.

[02:50:39] I'm not going to blame it on teammates, but I don't know, like, I feel like I can't play

[02:50:44] with randoms.

[02:50:45] No communication.

[02:50:46] It doesn't work.

[02:50:47] So you're right on the precipice of champion.

[02:50:49] You're literally down.

[02:50:50] I'm right there.

[02:50:51] I'm right there.

[02:50:52] Okay, chat.

[02:50:53] Let's find this guy champion.

[02:50:54] Shall we?

[02:50:55] Call me seven.

[02:50:56] I'm a champ.

[02:50:59] Maybe for Mark C2.

[02:51:00] I'm champ.

[02:51:01] Wait, chat.

[02:51:02] Make sure y'all are Xbox, dude.

[02:51:04] I'm not gonna lie.

[02:51:07] Yeah.

[02:51:08] Check.

[02:51:09] If you don't have a boner watching sand, bro, are you okay?

[02:51:12] I might as well check this guy.

[02:51:14] So Bob's legit.

[02:51:15] Bob, the highest ranked Bob's that we got is diamond three.

[02:51:18] Mark.

[02:51:19] Do you have a microphone?

[02:51:21] Mark.

[02:51:22] I'm sorry.

[02:51:23] I'm sorry.

[02:51:24] I'm sorry.

[02:51:25] I'm sorry.

[02:51:26] I'm sorry.

[02:51:27] I'm sorry.

[02:51:28] I'm sorry.

[02:51:29] I'm sorry.

[02:51:30] I'm sorry.

[02:51:31] I'm sorry.

[02:51:32] Oh my God, he has his champ.

[02:51:38] How does that champ want a champ too?

[02:51:40] I think he's champ too.

[02:51:42] Okay, Bob, it's gonna be a great test for you.

[02:51:44] Yo, Mark, Mark, what's good, dude?

[02:51:47] What do you say, Mark?

[02:51:54] Take your time, Mark.

[02:51:55] Take your time.

[02:51:56] Take your time.

[02:51:57] Take your time.

[02:51:58] Really chugging vodka?

[02:51:59] What's up?

[02:52:00] What's up?

[02:52:01] Mark, what's up here?

[02:52:03] So Bob's burgers here is a diamond three plate.

[02:52:08] He's peaked at diamond three.

[02:52:10] He says that he believes he's champion skill.

[02:52:14] But the reason why he's not champion is because his teammates suck.

[02:52:19] What do you think about that?

[02:52:21] Mr. Moran.

[02:52:23] I'm going to be a disaster.

[02:52:26] Okay, now that's whoo-hoo no more your champ to right dude. Yeah

[02:52:33] All right now, okay Bob be honest. Are you slightly nervous?

[02:52:38] You said you're chan too. Yeah, well I was slightly nervous. What do you know? Oh

[02:52:45] I can't point

[02:52:49] Wait, hold on Pete slang, please play guys check the Xbox party chat. It's gonna be a password. Okay name it fast

[02:52:56] I got to go for the base drop.

[02:53:03] Yeah, I got to go for the base drop.

[02:53:12] Alright guys, I'm ready.

[02:53:19] Remember, it's going to be in the Xbox Party Chat.

[02:53:23] It's going to pop up.

[02:53:24] It's gonna be the name and password, alright?

[02:53:28] I don't know.

[02:53:34] Mark, are you locked in, dude?

[02:53:38] Of course.

[02:53:38] Now Mark, remember, you're representing the champs!

[02:53:42] DON'T FUCKING LET HIM DOWN!

[02:53:43] I don't think I see Big Fam, Bruce.

[02:53:45] I appreciate you, Mark.

[02:53:47] Mark, I'm a Big Fam at you, dude.

[02:53:49] Alright, how about it?

[02:53:50] Do you guys see that in the party track?

[02:53:53] No, I don't see anything.

[02:53:54] Oh my god, I saw it.

[02:53:56] Wait, that's what it is.

[02:53:58] $13,200.

[02:54:00] Ah!

[02:54:01] Ah!

[02:54:02] Okay.

[02:54:03] I'm pretty sure they might have just heard that.

[02:54:10] Jack Kajah here, the Xbox, gosh.

[02:54:14] Kajah here, oh god.

[02:54:17] No, Jack Kajah here.

[02:54:19] I don't.

[02:54:21] You answered that for the name of the best.

[02:54:24] Go to the Xbox Party Chat, it's in there.

[02:54:28] That's the name and the pass.

[02:54:31] Okay, maybe they've neared because I screamed at the end.

[02:54:35] We might be good.

[02:54:38] I know y'all heard 13.

[02:54:39] Mark, just are you on Xbox?

[02:54:45] Yeah.

[02:54:46] Click the home button and then go down to show text.

[02:54:48] Sorry, I forget that I'm a chat and I have to explain that.

[02:54:51] Okay.

[02:54:52] Yeah.

[02:54:53] box like click the whole bottom of the phone server go to party parties and

[02:54:57] chats and then go to show tax that is what the name and password of this all

[02:55:04] right you know you know

[02:55:09] now they are in here yet any problems it said it said on the way the actual

[02:55:15] thing which I don't know all right you know what I am too wrong I think oh

[02:55:19] Oh no. Wait is that y'all? Super in 98? Wait wait wait.

[02:55:24] No I mean too.

[02:55:25] Ahhhh!

[02:55:26] Jack, fuck you guys!

[02:55:27] Oh I gotta make a new one.

[02:55:29] I'm gonna join.

[02:55:31] I just joined too.

[02:55:32] I'm gonna make a new one so you guys can join.

[02:55:34] Alright, I need to mute the Xbox.

[02:55:37] I think that was my bad. I had it overlay on. I think I turned it off though.

[02:55:43] I'm the source

[02:55:53] All right, now we're good now we're good. All right. I'm gonna give you all the name and the password dude. All right

[02:56:03] All right, let me know if you guys can

[02:56:06] All right, all right. This is it. This is it. This is it. This is it. This is it

[02:56:10] guys ready ready I'm gonna give it to you first off let's see it all right just

[02:56:17] the stream pick that up let me see no no okay this is the main and password okay

[02:56:22] this y'all see it y'all see it go to private match and then go to join

[02:56:35] Okay, do you see it now?

[02:56:42] Mark, you're a champ.

[02:56:50] We bobbed in.

[02:56:51] Bobbed in, bobbed in, bobbed in, bobbed in.

[02:56:53] Bob is in.

[02:56:54] No, no, don't you have to bob, don't you have to.

[02:57:00] I don't know.

[02:57:01] The game's gonna start.

[02:57:03] Mark, what do you mean you're out of time?

[02:57:08] You just get play and then custom game and then hit join custom or whatever it is.

[02:57:13] I know it's the password.

[02:57:16] It's the last thing.

[02:57:18] It's the name and the password.

[02:57:22] Mark.

[02:57:23] It's not working.

[02:57:26] Earth to Mark.

[02:57:27] Mark listen.

[02:57:28] Listen.

[02:57:29] Mark listen.

[02:57:30] go to private match, join.

[02:57:32] I'm there, I just need the name and password.

[02:57:34] It's in the party chat!

[02:57:37] Click home button, then they scroll down to show text.

[02:57:43] Go to home button, you're on Xbox, right?

[02:57:44] Are you not playing on Xbox?

[02:57:46] No, I'm on Xbox.

[02:57:48] Click the home button, go to party,

[02:57:50] scroll down to show text.

[02:57:53] Click A, and then it's gonna say it.

[02:57:55] I can't say it, because then the child will know.

[02:57:58] I don't think it's on Xbox. I don't think this guy's on Xbox. I was guys totally. No, I'm not. I'm on Xbox. Seriously.

[02:58:07] Oh, it's right there.

[02:58:09] Don't say it. Don't say it.

[02:58:12] Okay, don't tell me.

[02:58:28] Okay.

[02:58:33] Don't say it.

[02:58:35] Do you see it? Do you see it?

[02:58:38] Yeah, I see it. It's saying unable to join. I'm trying to type in the code.

[02:58:42] Make sure that you do the capitals, the capitals matter.

[02:58:44] Yes, you do the capitals.

[02:58:47] Like, hold, no, just do the exact punctuation.

[02:59:01] You can see the password, right, Mark? You know what it is?

[02:59:04] Yeah, I can see it, but it says unable to join.

[02:59:09] Could it be region?

[02:59:10] You doing your own

[02:59:14] Could it be as region

[02:59:17] I'm central

[02:59:19] Hi, guys, does you need to put on cross player something?

[02:59:25] Bro Bob got it in fine, I don't know

[02:59:28] Wait, so you play on Xbox right you play on that maybe for mark gamer time back. That's something. Yeah, you can check

[02:59:34] I'm on next lecture

[02:59:37] Crossplay does need to be up. Yeah crossplay on

[02:59:40] cross play on yeah I think cross plays on yeah have I said cross play to beyond

[02:59:48] bro the same you're on PC brother line don't listen to them you can literally go

[02:59:53] on a broccoli chattaker

[02:59:57] That's not take 70 minutes to join the fucking game!

[03:00:09] Fuck!

[03:00:10] Chad, do we have another champ that knows how to work a console and isn't lying about being

[03:00:17] PC?

[03:00:18] He's definitely just on PC lying, wasting everyone's time.

[03:00:24] now he's gonna get in the game like right now because that's my law we need an

[03:00:32] Xbox champ it's why it's important to not lie because you need to be able to view

[03:00:37] it Bob you back I just kicked it for the next time I'm not helpfully it does not

[03:00:41] take 19 minutes to type in a fucking joke Bob got him fine if it's not taking

[03:00:47] 19 minutes all right it's not helpful I'm not gonna wait an hour for him to

[03:00:52] You'd be like, oh, Jinxie, I'm on PC, by the way.

[03:00:55] We need a champion who knows how to work Xbox.

[03:01:01] Yo, Jinxie, do you think I should be ripping the card

[03:01:02] before this?

[03:01:04] Do I think you should be ripping the card?

[03:01:06] It's up to you, do you?

[03:01:07] Yes.

[03:01:08] Rocket League's an interesting game.

[03:01:09] I do think Rocket League is one of the only games

[03:01:12] in the world where you play better high potentially.

[03:01:15] It's definitely a game where you can be hot.

[03:01:18] All right, you heard it here first.

[03:01:20] I'm not inviting my friends. I'm just saying like I've won be one of them and I beat them

[03:01:37] before so the ones is different side. I don't know. I usually play two is I don't know.

[03:01:46] Nugget with the 10 gifted plays nugget put it in my ass

[03:01:52] She's got the thing is see this guy's on PC it doesn't matter it as long as you can view the party chat

[03:01:58] I don't know what was happening with Mark. He just couldn't he just couldn't get it

[03:02:05] Boogie your champ right he's not in party chat

[03:02:16] I'm champ, my GT was sqlwoo.

[03:02:26] We're preferably, we can find somebody that plays on Xbox, just so it doesn't take like

[03:02:31] 88 minutes.

[03:02:32] Alright, this guys are, okay, this is perfect.

[03:02:35] Hi guys, make sure this guy's actually champed out.

[03:02:38] I had a feeling it would go like this chat.

[03:02:44] Yeah, ask you what's up, dude. Yo

[03:02:51] So brother your ex mom. I'm hearing an echo. I'll try to echo. I'll fix it. I'll fix it

[03:02:57] Wait, this guy's shant. Okay. This guy's perfect perfect

[03:03:07] All right, is the echo fixed on I think I fixed it. Yep. I think it's fixed. Okay, ask you

[03:03:14] What's the highest rank you've ever hit?

[03:03:17] Camp 2.

[03:03:18] Whoo-oo-oo-oo!

[03:03:21] That's huge. Do you know how to view party chat?

[03:03:23] Like messages in party chat? Like...

[03:03:24] Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[03:03:25] Alright. Can you see what I typed? Can you see what I typed?

[03:03:28] Yeah.

[03:03:29] That is the password, okay?

[03:03:31] Well-

[03:03:32] That's the main adap機會.

[03:03:33] You have to type it again, cuz it's not- it doesn't show.

[03:03:36] Because I'm just joining.

[03:03:37] Oh! Got you, man.

[03:03:39] See, I like this guy.

[03:03:40] I like this guy. He knows how to work X-Box.

[03:03:50] All right, ready?

[03:03:52] This is the name in the password.

[03:03:53] Bob, you're in the game, right?

[03:04:03] All right, whatever you do, don't repeat that to anyone.

[03:04:10] That's the name and the password.

[03:04:17] I'm waiting to see if somebody in the chat type said that nobody knows, nobody knows.

[03:04:28] Okay.

[03:04:29] Let me know when you're in here, man.

[03:04:37] So we're going to explain it all.

[03:04:41] So wait, are y'all in?

[03:04:45] Why is the game not in?

[03:04:47] Do I join a team yet?

[03:04:49] Are y'all in teams or not?

[03:04:51] No, I'm not on a team yet.

[03:04:53] Alright, don't join.

[03:04:55] So, okay, I'm still leaving a slight echo, but I don't care that much.

[03:05:00] Alright, yeah, it's got to fix it.

[03:05:07] It's gonna be fun

[03:05:09] They're getting people in here as a fucking bitch, but this is gonna be fun

[03:05:15] It really shouldn't be though

[03:05:17] It's so easy to do party chat. I don't know what that guy was doing

[03:05:20] I understand not knowing how to do it, but I explained it nine times and Bob got an incident

[03:05:27] No problem, Bob got it twice

[03:05:32] Sorry, he had to be trolled. He had to just be PC wasting time

[03:05:37] Yo, do I have enough time to rip a piss or is that?

[03:05:41] Yeah, you rip a piss!

[03:05:42] And I think Bob says-

[03:05:43] Five seconds, brother, I got you.

[03:05:45] Five seconds?

[03:05:46] Alright, well, maybe watch your hands.

[03:05:49] Bob, you said you're gonna rip the cart, right?

[03:05:54] Attention.

[03:05:55] I'm already nervous as it is, bro.

[03:05:57] Let me not help.

[03:05:58] Well, Bob, we found a champ 2 for you, bro.

[03:06:01] So this isn't no champ 1 bullshit, Mike.

[03:06:03] Bob, if you beat this guy, you definitely deserve champ, my boy.

[03:06:07] Thank you, bro. I can ask him what rank he is in ones though because that's a different story if he's the champ two and ones

[03:06:13] I may be right

[03:06:14] No, but we'll see

[03:06:16] Bob if he was champ two and ones

[03:06:19] Y'all are both two of you GC. No, I already looked y'all have both peaked into I wouldn't fuck you over like that Bob

[03:06:25] I would never fuck you over. He's like flat. You better. Um

[03:06:28] Or diamond that'd be time in the woods, but no, he's diamond in one thing. He's diamond. Let me check his profile. I

[03:06:34] I don't even know my one strength if he gives, if maybe he's trying to give us a chance.

[03:06:40] So okay, dude, he's plat three and ones, that is a four run.

[03:06:45] Diamond three currently, his best was champ two, all right, are y'all boys locked in?

[03:06:51] I'm locked.

[03:06:52] All right, let me explain this.

[03:06:54] So, boom, SQ you just got to, SQ you beat that champion two, Bob here, Bob has beat

[03:07:02] that diamond three.

[03:07:03] He's currently dying for his in its prime.

[03:07:05] He said he thinks he's ready to get to champion, but he does believe his teammates hold him back with the coordination up.

[03:07:12] Bob, I don't want to misquote you. Is that what you said?

[03:07:14] I was saying just because you can't like talk to your teammates.

[03:07:17] I mean, sometimes you came with the voice chat, but it's time to get signed in voice chat.

[03:07:21] Bob's basically saying if he was able to talk to his team, he'd probably be champ one.

[03:07:25] Now, I ask you, you're champ two peak.

[03:07:27] Y'all have both peaked in twos.

[03:07:29] I've already checked.

[03:07:30] This is complete.

[03:07:31] here's the gift. If Bob can be SQ, Bob deserves champion. Are we ready? I'm ready. Join the

[03:07:43] team. Let's go. I'm going to mute my mic and let y'all clap.

[03:07:47] Holy shit.

[03:07:49] Good luck.

[03:07:51] First ever U vs the right units are up and rockin' again.

[03:07:53] Bomb! Representing the diamonds!

[03:07:55] S2 represent!

[03:07:57] Fuck it.

[03:08:01] You ain't good to live.

[03:08:03] I couldn't even!

[03:08:05] The pings are there!

[03:08:07] The pings are dead fair.

[03:08:09] I love it.

[03:08:11] Guys, good luck. Y'all have the same thing, by the way.

[03:08:13] Thank you.

[03:08:17] has few representant champions while tonight.

[03:08:22] Bottle dream, bottle dream.

[03:08:23] Settle in those kitchen, it's gotta be real quick.

[03:08:26] Wait.

[03:08:29] Is there this big of a gap

[03:08:31] between the champ two and diamond three?

[03:08:34] Good God.

[03:08:36] Two goals and seven seconds.

[03:08:43] Rock.

[03:08:44] You said you deserve diamond what's happening Bob or champ Bob what is that 3 goals in 12 seconds Bob

[03:08:58] Oh my god, Bob. Bob, lock in. Come on.

[03:09:08] Okay, my controller just is not working.

[03:09:12] Wait, wait, wait, go for it, go for it.

[03:09:16] Wait, something's happening to Bob's controller.

[03:09:19] Alright, it's back.

[03:09:20] Alright, run into your half and then reset. Let's be fair here.

[03:09:24] Alright, level, level, level.

[03:09:26] Okay, Bob! Okay, Bob! Reps assignment, goddammit!

[03:09:41] No boost, bruh. I'll use my squishy boots. I'll save that, nice shot.

[03:09:48] I'll save that.

[03:09:49] Nice shot.

[03:09:52] Wait, so, SQ, SQ.

[03:09:54] What's happening right now?

[03:09:55] Why are you so dumb and hung?

[03:09:57] I'm not sure.

[03:09:58] I think it's speed flip, bro.

[03:10:00] I think it's speed flip.

[03:10:01] You need to learn it, James.

[03:10:02] You need to learn it.

[03:10:03] So you think the speed flip is sort of...

[03:10:08] Sort of running Bob over.

[03:10:10] The speed flip is what made me get some diamonds here.

[03:10:13] Like, I don't suck at diamonds here for so long,

[03:10:15] And I learned how to speed flip and just got more consistent like mostly it's just a consistency

[03:10:24] I'm surprised y'all are only two ranks apart when it's for them

[03:10:59] You just go for a musky?

[03:11:01] I'll hit that musky.

[03:11:05] Champs can do all this? Good God!

[03:11:13] Go Bob! Go Bob! Go Bob!

[03:11:15] Go Bob! Go Bob!

[03:11:17] Go Bob!

[03:11:19] Go Bob!

[03:11:21] Bob!

[03:11:23] You can't stop over, man!

[03:11:25] It's not over, it's not over.

[03:11:27] I'm not gonna lie, I'm not gonna lie, I'm not gonna lie, this isn't an excuse by any means but I lowkey haven't played this game consistently, like this is the first time I've played this game like, like two weeks.

[03:11:56] I only started playing again because it's Mr. Junko, but uh...

[03:12:01] Yeah, but you're Diamond, so I'm not playing level.

[03:12:04] Well, I've replaced, yeah, I've placed in Diamond, which I was surprised about, and...

[03:12:17] Oh, don't give up! He's having to feed it!

[03:12:22] Got four goals that I gotta lock in.

[03:12:26] How is this a champ too? You can do all these?

[03:12:31] Yeah bro.

[03:12:32] Bro, champ is this sweaty? Oh my god!

[03:12:35] Champ is so much different from Diamond.

[03:12:41] Full different game.

[03:12:43] Bro, champ looks sweaty as fuck.

[03:12:53] Sorry diamonds out down the road bro, I'm selling y'all.

[03:12:56] Making all the terrible

[03:12:59] That's not this bet

[03:13:04] Wait so Bob, but your time it's like you're at the top. Yeah, I know I know I should have warmed up

[03:13:09] I'm not gonna lie. Well, you need like saw your streaming. I was waiting for you to do this and I was like all for my name

[03:13:14] It's Charlie. I'm all chance

[03:13:20] Not not it's not even you don't feel bad

[03:13:22] the key at the end of the road. Oh my god. How is that champ? I'm cheating. I'm cheating

[03:13:31] stream, brother. Wow. How is that? How is that champ? What the fuck? I'm telling you

[03:13:38] that champ is actually hot bent. How is that champ too? What if it's still? You're

[03:13:47] You're not gonna be able to.

[03:13:54] You're not gonna be able to.

[03:14:00] This is absolutely gross.

[03:14:09] Oh, fuck.

[03:14:11] See, bro, that's the downside to going for that in one.

[03:14:15] like no dude if you don't get in ones they just run away with the ball I hate

[03:14:20] playing one time Jen you know I love you can't agree with you fight you over

[03:14:25] commit once it's just a goal like every time like you go for something like fun

[03:14:29] to do and it's exactly you can really only do that it was a shit yeah

[03:14:37] hey Bob I see you like I like Bob Bob I see the vision I see the vision

[03:14:45] Oh

[03:14:49] Upper 90 look at that is a fucking slob

[03:14:57] Jesus crazy, I'm not gonna lie that's really like I don't

[03:15:03] Bro, I kind of want to put you against a GC

[03:15:07] Play a flat on everything

[03:15:10] Shit, I'm up

[03:15:15] SQ, SQ!

[03:15:17] Let me guess, like a GC1, bro.

[03:15:21] Would you be in a GC right now?

[03:15:23] How I'm playing right now, bro?

[03:15:25] I'm feeling good.

[03:15:26] I might.

[03:15:27] Right, you wanna get some low ranks in, though.

[03:15:31] But, okay, we'll see.

[03:15:33] I'll have a chat.

[03:15:34] I'll have a chat.

[03:15:35] Now, what I'm gonna decide.

[03:15:37] Bro, I didn't know champ was this sweaty.

[03:15:41] Oh my God.

[03:15:43] I'm never hitting this rank.

[03:15:47] Now there's a lot of bad champs out there, but I've seen a lot of bad champs out there.

[03:15:56] This is my peak season. I hit champ 2 this season.

[03:16:00] I've seen that you've dealt it, you've been ranked a D3 rank.

[03:16:03] Well I've been playing with my IRLs.

[03:16:05] Oh well, I'm gonna shout out to you.

[03:16:06] That's understandable, yeah.

[03:16:09] That was a poor teammate.

[03:16:13] all right you're actually broke bro oh my god

[03:16:30] oh no you would have hit that bro if you would have hit that I I don't even know

[03:16:37] I

[03:16:39] Said Bob I see you know Bob I see the bitch. I like that. You're boss. I'm gonna double tap. All right

[03:16:45] I can look at that stuff, bro. I just one's a shit. Good cheese though. Gigi's one moment. I'll be right back

[03:16:50] yo

[03:16:52] What did we learn today?

[03:16:54] champ to peak and

[03:16:57] diamond three peak

[03:16:59] each two totally different things oh

[03:17:01] Oh, bro, SQ was kidding. Crazy shit. Now, Jack, should we get two new ranks in? Or do you want to see SQ versus Grand Champ? Mods run a bowl.

[03:17:14] I'm telling you, this is going to be cinema.

[03:17:20] I want to do this.

[03:17:21] I want to do this with y'all for like two hours, that's nice.

[03:17:25] Jack, do you want to see SQ versus a Grand Champ?

[03:17:31] Hi guys, but hi guys, this is PC dude.

[03:17:33] Hi guys, could you join the party and press it?

[03:17:36] That would be cinema.

[03:17:38] Jack, I want to see a Grand Champ.

[03:17:41] Wow.

[03:17:42] Everybody wants to see sq vs grand champ

[03:17:47] All right, that's the most one-sided port I've ever seen in my life holy shit

[03:17:53] All right, sq

[03:17:56] Yo, 97% of the chat has voted that they want to see you versus a grand champ right now. Oh my god

[03:18:04] Are you ready? I'm gonna go find a grand champ. I'm gonna find a grand champ

[03:18:09] Yo get some water lock in

[03:18:12] I'm long yo Jinx if you need to diamond. Let me now. Yeah, Bob. Let me add you bro

[03:18:18] Bob have a beautiful night, bro. W Bob

[03:18:20] Jinx see W stream W Bob W Bob stream W chat. It's gonna be good

[03:18:25] All right, sg. Please make him GC1 though because I don't know if I can be the GC2 or GC3. It's so different

[03:18:31] You think I get you a GC1

[03:18:34] Dude you got to because I don't know if I can be the GC2 or let me call him average

[03:18:38] I'm pretty sure I might peek that GC one so this would be cinema if you give it party

[03:18:45] but I don't have a say hi guys maybe maybe this will be cinema hi guys talk to me nicely

[03:18:54] hi guys what is your peak red dad okay could you talk in a Xbox party Jack I believe so

[03:19:06] Do you want me to invite you and see what happens?

[03:19:09] Yeah.

[03:19:10] Because I remember your Xbox was like finicky.

[03:19:13] Remember?

[03:19:14] All right.

[03:19:15] Let me invite him.

[03:19:16] Chad, it's a moment of truth.

[03:19:18] Chad, this is cinema.

[03:19:21] This is cinema.

[03:19:23] Hi, bud.

[03:19:24] Lock in, bro.

[03:19:25] Lock in, buddy.

[03:19:26] This kid is good.

[03:19:27] Like, this kid is good for a champ, too.

[03:19:30] Yeah, keep going.

[03:19:32] All right.

[03:19:34] Oh my god. Alright, see if you can talk.

[03:19:36] Ask you, do you feel the aura?

[03:19:41] How about see if you can talk at party?

[03:19:44] I hear it, but it just turns on.

[03:19:46] Wait, I haven't...

[03:19:50] Alright.

[03:19:51] Can you give me one second on this?

[03:19:56] Yup.

[03:19:57] Oh my god, it's working.

[03:19:58] Oh my god!

[03:19:59] Oh my god!

[03:20:00] Ask you!

[03:20:01] Can you hear me?

[03:20:03] I hear you. So, High Vives here, Mr. Havertz has peaked at Grand Champion 1 this season.

[03:20:13] He's currently the exact, yes. Wait, what is your current rank High Vives?

[03:20:20] I'm Champ 2, I tilt lower down. He's currently out of town. I like you.

[03:20:24] This is going to be close. Okay, wait, this is going to be good. But High Vives' peak is

[03:20:29] grand champ one sq are you nervous there's still time to back out i'm a

[03:20:35] little nervous but i think i got it

[03:20:38] let's see this guy's a good player i could

[03:20:41] like this guy yeah this guy's better than a champ do you um

[03:20:45] do you play ones often uh yeah i've been grinding ones i've been grinding yeah

[03:20:50] i could uh all right i don't ever play one so let's just see how this goes

[03:20:54] do i need to leave this private

[03:20:59] Wait, what is he? Yeah, yeah, no one. No one. No, no, no. No, no, no, no, no, no, no. I'm going to type it, type it in the Party Chat.

[03:21:06] Thomas, you know how to view it right?

[03:21:09] Um, I prefer, I mean, look, I prefer Octane but I think Fanek is probably better because every pro is just Fanek.

[03:21:19] Yeah, just do what Zen does. Daddy Zen. Do whatever Daddy Zen does. That was goat.

[03:21:25] All right. Yeah, that was actually disgusting. Okay, guys, I made the match. I made the match and I'm going to type it in the party chat momentarily.

[03:21:35] All right.

[03:21:37] Wait, I did it on a 3v3 stadium. Does it matter or no?

[03:21:42] It's the same as 1v1 stadium, right?

[03:21:46] Okay. Sorry, guys. All right, guys, this is it. That's it. That's it. That's it.

[03:21:52] That's the name in the past how about you're representing grand champ one daddy

[03:22:01] Hi guys, are you nervous this kid is good

[03:22:07] Same sentence in same sentence in sense in

[03:22:12] All right, I need to go pee Chad is gonna be sitting on my some prediction

[03:22:15] I'm gonna go pee all the time.

[03:22:17] I'm gonna go pee all the time.

[03:22:19] Yeah, I'm gonna go tinkle.

[03:22:21] Highbice has peaked at Grand Champion 1.

[03:22:23] SQ has peaked at Champion 2.

[03:22:25] But he thinks he's ready for Grand Champs.

[03:22:27] Let's fuck it up.

[03:22:29] What's your rank in 1s?

[03:22:31] I'm gonna play 1s. It's like Diamond or something.

[03:22:33] What's your rank in 1s?

[03:22:35] What's your rank in 1s?

[03:22:37] I peaked Diamond 2.

[03:22:39] Diamond 1 did 4 in 1s.

[03:22:41] We'll see.

[03:22:43] I deserve GC

[03:22:45] Hey, you're a great player. I haven't even get C3 yet, so I don't even know what I'm talking about

[03:22:50] Let me go. Let me go pee real quick

[03:23:13] What's the prediction say?

[03:23:18] Oh, it's close.

[03:23:23] What do we got?

[03:23:25] It's really close. Wait.

[03:24:13] I

[03:24:17] Skyrim man fuck 51 49

[03:24:27] Yo, yeah, I know you're watching this bro you better predict me

[03:24:43] They're homeboy. Yeah, that's my boy. He's like black and

[03:24:50] The reason why I'm diamond three right now is cuz I'll be playing with him

[03:24:53] But you gotta play with your honor else if you are ready type of our if you are horny type of age

[03:25:00] If you're confused by the question type of three

[03:25:04] Hi guys, what's up? Yeah?

[03:25:06] I'll be gone. Hi guys. Are you nervous?

[03:25:13] You're the favorite like there's a lot of expectations in you this guy's good

[03:25:18] Like how about this guy's good? I don't even I saw that. How are you champ to buddy? How you're not?

[03:25:25] Like I don't know you're way better than champ one. I don't know about like I don't know

[03:25:29] what you know, I think it's cuz I I just like I feel like I go for too much like crazy stuff

[03:25:36] You know like yeah, but you know a lot you sort of hit

[03:25:39] Yeah, I don't you mean you don't play fundamentally. Yeah, but I couldn't play fundamentally like it's not fun to me

[03:25:46] So like I just you know, yeah, see dude. I watch high-five played most mornings. I like to work

[03:25:52] He's very fundamental, but he can't hit the crazy shit. So this is gonna be interesting dude

[03:25:58] It's gonna be interesting man

[03:26:02] Okay, you guys want to start you guys want to start? Yeah, I'm down. Okay. All right

[03:26:07] SQ, you're representing the champs.

[03:26:11] Highbives representing the grand champs.

[03:26:13] SQ, good luck.

[03:26:16] Let's go.

[03:26:22] Can SQ compete with a grand champion one peak?

[03:26:27] Oh, highbives already put in the 50.

[03:26:29] Highbives already put in the 50.

[03:26:31] Highbives has peaked at grand champion one two.

[03:26:35] He tilted the champ two.

[03:26:37] SQ's peak rank is champ 2.

[03:26:39] Oh no.

[03:26:40] Hot.

[03:26:41] Fuck.

[03:26:42] Let's go.

[03:26:43] Oh no, this isn't good.

[03:26:45] This isn't good.

[03:26:47] This isn't good.

[03:26:48] This isn't good.

[03:26:49] This isn't good.

[03:26:50] My nerves.

[03:26:51] My nerves.

[03:26:52] Chat.

[03:26:53] SQ is really good.

[03:26:54] SQ is good for a champ 2.

[03:26:57] Hot.

[03:26:58] I need to enjoy your gold and pick up.

[03:27:03] What a save.

[03:27:06] What a save! What a save! What a save, I must!

[03:27:21] Is that a wave dash? Is that a fucking wave dash?

[03:27:29] I must go to the other muck!

[03:27:36] Oh

[03:27:41] No, no, no, no, no, this bad

[03:27:43] How is he champed you?

[03:27:45] He's beating a grand champ

[03:27:52] Oh my god

[03:27:54] Highbats gotta lose

[03:27:56] Okay, Timmy Ferdo, Highbats is Grand Champ 1 and he did tilt out

[03:28:00] It's not like Highbats is Grand Champ

[03:28:06] this was sexy i see you i see you oh that was sexy

[03:28:24] Chad I told you, Highbice is good, don't sleep on him.

[03:28:27] Don't sleep on him.

[03:28:29] He hit Grand Champ 1, dude.

[03:28:37] Oh no, Highbice gave it.

[03:28:41] Come on Highbice.

[03:28:42] Come on Highbice.

[03:28:44] Come on Highbice.

[03:28:45] Oh!

[03:28:46] Oh!

[03:28:50] Rho-Fetik is so tough.

[03:28:51] Fetik is so tough.

[03:28:53] Oh!

[03:28:54] He missed. Oh no. Oh no. Hi, guys.

[03:28:58] Come on, man. Can't be listening to that.

[03:28:59] See, ask you.

[03:29:01] Ask you if this what happens when you go for the crazy shit,

[03:29:04] dude.

[03:29:04] You're right, John.

[03:29:05] Highbites is very fundamental.

[03:29:06] He's a fundamental guy, dude.

[03:29:09] Come on.

[03:29:10] He's going to punish that.

[03:29:11] God, Highbites is lost.

[03:29:19] Come on, Highbites.

[03:29:20] Can SQ a champ to peak compete with that grand champ one peak?

[03:29:28] Oh no.

[03:29:30] What a day by I-Bus!

[03:29:34] SQ.

[03:29:37] I-Bus coming back.

[03:29:40] I-Bus going middle.

[03:29:41] I

[03:29:49] Was

[03:29:53] I was gonna be into the ball

[03:30:03] Oh, no, I'm so I'm so I put it back

[03:30:08] I got

[03:30:11] I VACED MY GLOVE!

[03:30:18] Ah, I didn't like to do that.

[03:30:20] Okay, okay, okay, okay.

[03:30:22] Okay.

[03:30:26] I'm gonna do perfect.

[03:30:29] When the kickoff has...

[03:30:30] Oh, no.

[03:30:41] this is so close, this is so close

[03:30:51] no, he missed but it doesn't matter, it doesn't matter, he cornered it

[03:30:59] can't I might get the equalizer, can I might get the equalizer

[03:31:05] What's that one?

[03:31:09] Yeah.

[03:31:10] Ah, I'm selling. I locked in again.

[03:31:13] I should do the self-touch that.

[03:31:15] Holy log for no reason.

[03:31:16] Holy log.

[03:31:17] SQ, you are the greatest champion.

[03:31:20] Holy log.

[03:31:21] SQ, you are the greatest champion

[03:31:23] in the history of champion ever.

[03:31:27] Did you hear that?

[03:31:28] Oh!

[03:31:30] Uh-oh.

[03:31:31] Go box, go box!

[03:31:34] I

[03:31:37] Locked in over yet. You got a minute 49 seconds to equalize this goddamn ball. I gave this sucker two goals, bro

[03:31:43] God damn. Yes, but one where you pass it to him in the air was that something I

[03:31:49] Well, you can't even get off the ground

[03:31:59] What again what again?

[03:32:04] I think as you did I think as you did minute 36 on the clock

[03:32:56] wait a minute hi guys is not out yet wait a gosh darn minute hi guys is not

[03:33:08] out yet remontara

[03:33:13] Highlights beat the 50. He won it! He won it!

[03:33:24] No. Oh no. Oh no. He demoed. What a demo. What a demo I had. How did you beat that demo?

[03:33:34] Popped him! Popped him! Back to it!

[03:33:38] Oh my god. No, no, no. Go Highlights! Go Highlights!

[03:33:43] Oh

[03:33:54] Are we serious

[03:34:07] I'll take it

[03:34:09] This is insane. This is actually insane.

[03:34:14] Five five, 25 seconds on the clock.

[03:34:17] Can the champ beat the grand champ?

[03:34:20] Can the champ beat the grand champ?

[03:34:28] We might have overtime on our hands.

[03:34:30] We might have...

[03:34:32] I'm gonna boost up.

[03:34:39] Oh, no, oh, no, no, he's so he's so all evidence get under he saw all the evidence get under

[03:34:51] Just do it. Wow. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh, my god. Oh, my god. Oh, my god. Oh, my god.

[03:35:01] No no no no no no no hey hey hey hey hey.

[03:35:11] Get off the pitch buddy.

[03:35:14] Oh my god.

[03:35:17] Oh my god.

[03:35:18] You know what, I'm about to hit GC tonight.

[03:35:20] High vibes.

[03:35:21] High vibes.

[03:35:22] He just keeps allowed him to do things.

[03:35:25] No no no no.

[03:35:26] High vibes.

[03:35:27] No I'm gonna lose my mom.

[03:35:30] I'm gonna lose my marbles. I'm gonna lose my mind. Please be a three this please please a kick of goals. How you win?

[03:35:36] I

[03:35:37] ask you

[03:35:39] bro

[03:35:40] Ask you a month. I want to best of three. You could just leave right now

[03:35:43] You want to get you want to best of three?

[03:35:47] I scared for the audience right now, bro. Yeah, I want to be three

[03:35:54] Let me get a coffee do not join teams yet. Let me get a coffee best of three chat

[03:36:00] LOT THE FUCK IN!

[03:36:01] Thank you for-

[03:36:01] Grand Champ 1 vs. Champ 2!

[03:36:04] Who do you bet on?

[03:36:06] I don't believe it in me, Chapman.

[03:36:08] Actually, fucking nuts, bro.

[03:36:09] Thank you.

[03:36:23] Oh my god.

[03:36:24] That is skins, man.

[03:36:26] Dude, Numo sold like three times, bro.

[03:36:30] Oh

[03:36:36] Good

[03:36:40] Why don't you ever be playing with JC?

[03:36:45] Jesus bottom

[03:36:48] Okay

[03:36:52] Listen up

[03:36:55] Yo, here's the thing here

[03:36:57] I know, I know, but he's giving you a chance to regain your aura.

[03:37:03] Hi guys, what is your post game analysis of game one?

[03:37:06] Why do you think you're lost?

[03:37:08] So, like, okay.

[03:37:10] Game one, my initial thoughts is, so I watched this first game,

[03:37:16] he got three kickoff goals, which is actually insane.

[03:37:20] That guy did not as beef flip.

[03:37:22] So I knew his kickoffs were a strong point.

[03:37:25] I knew his kickoffs were a strong point in which I tried to minimize the whole time and then of course like overtime when I need it the most it just goes into my net.

[03:37:34] I mean that's fine it's just how ones work you just did you go next.

[03:37:37] Right.

[03:37:38] Boys good luck to y'all man.

[03:37:41] It's a best of three now.

[03:37:43] SQ does take game one.

[03:37:45] High buys needs to reverse sweep.

[03:37:47] Good luck.

[03:37:48] Join the teams guys.

[03:37:49] Good luck.

[03:37:52] yo jean did you like my uh my car setup uh bro i love everything about you bro i don't know how

[03:37:58] you're enchanted you're looking like zen out there on the park that's a zen call maybe that's why

[03:38:03] i'm playing so good bro i'm gonna mute guys go yeah another kickoff call all right i made a kickoff

[03:38:15] I made fucking up lose I know that's actually I'm saying

[03:38:21] If I would have said splash in the party chat, I must put a little deep love

[03:38:29] So we gotta get some EU players in here we gotta get EU players in here

[03:38:34] We do we do

[03:38:36] We got to get EU's in here dude. EU is sweaty as shit

[03:39:11] Thanks, bruh

[03:39:14] I'm made for that

[03:39:15] Made for those kick golfs

[03:39:16] So much skill that took me

[03:39:21] Quiet now

[03:39:22] I don't know, don't go quiet now

[03:39:23] Alright, nah, nah, nah

[03:39:24] Nah, I'm locked, bruh

[03:39:25] Alright, but

[03:39:26] High-vives, press it

[03:39:28] High-vives, press it

[03:39:30] High-vives, press it

[03:39:39] High-vives, press it

[03:39:40] I've got chat. I've known I've ice for years. I've never seen this

[03:39:44] case. I've never seen him this case.

[03:39:58] Oh no. Oh no.

[03:40:01] How about you? Thank you.

[03:40:03] I

[03:40:07] Bound goes around I bus whoa whoa hi back. Yo boys. I love that. I love that. It's getting chirpy in here

[03:40:14] Hey boys. Hey. Hey, let's keep a positive wholesome about it or not

[03:40:19] Or not I'm down with either one. I'm down go I got you fucking go I got

[03:40:26] Jack uh

[03:40:28] We need to make you verse the rank you deserve a copy leave a week

[03:40:33] Ooh, thanks for the ball shooting you guys.

[03:40:35] You know, you're lucky I messed up my free flip, buddy.

[03:40:38] You're lucky I messed that up.

[03:40:40] Right off the wall.

[03:40:43] This is getting so toxic.

[03:40:45] I'm not even worried about it.

[03:40:46] Ones are personal.

[03:40:48] I'm noticing this is getting toxic.

[03:40:55] Jenna, let me get the score to the next one.

[03:40:57] Score to your diamond, right?

[03:41:03] the rock oh no thank you for the rock oh another 50 right in my net heard that

[03:41:12] thank you for the rock

[03:41:19] have you done anything impressive this game

[03:41:22] uh have you I mean have you this whole series have you

[03:41:27] Oh, it's crazy.

[03:41:28] You know?

[03:41:29] In your net again.

[03:41:30] In your net again.

[03:41:31] Is it in my net though?

[03:41:32] Holy aura, dad.

[03:41:34] When you say in your net, it's gotta be in your net.

[03:41:36] Okay.

[03:41:38] Wait, okay.

[03:41:39] I thought we left.

[03:41:40] You tried it.

[03:41:41] I tried it.

[03:41:42] Yeah.

[03:41:44] Okay, what was in my net again?

[03:41:45] What are you gonna do?

[03:41:46] Thank you.

[03:41:49] What is this?

[03:41:50] What was your idea going into that?

[03:41:52] Go on.

[03:41:53] Go off the wall, do something.

[03:41:56] Thank you.

[03:41:57] Nice attempt I guess.

[03:41:59] Thank you, thank you, thank you.

[03:42:03] Thank you, thank you.

[03:42:05] Go on.

[03:42:06] Lip?

[03:42:07] Mustard.

[03:42:10] Yeah, what lobby do you think you're in?

[03:42:13] Uh, lobby with, uh, fake GC.

[03:42:17] Oh, okay.

[03:42:20] Oh no he didn't!

[03:42:21] No he didn't!

[03:42:23] That must be worse.

[03:42:24] He did not just say fake GC.

[03:42:26] what again what lobby and you know what you want you know I gotta work on it I

[03:42:36] must hit you with the mustard though you got a minute you didn't almost hit you

[03:42:40] have to admit in your neck with the mustard you didn't almost hit shit it's

[03:42:44] in your net this is about this is if hi-fi twins this we're going to game

[03:42:55] three but I still got another kickoff what's that take

[03:43:00] what's it what's it got

[03:43:05] oh okay

[03:43:10] oh no i missed the boost fuck me fuck me oh you can't no no no no no no no

[03:43:20] God this is peak. It's a one goal difference yet again. God this is cinema. Come on at

[03:43:29] last. Thank you. Don't panic. You did it again. You panicked. Yeah, you got to relax.

[03:43:39] There was actually no possible way I could have scored that, not a single dimension

[03:43:42] where Xenobot is scored. Xenobot is scored. Only a good player would know that. Yeah.

[03:43:49] See something?

[03:43:51] What? What?

[03:43:53] What?

[03:43:56] Okay.

[03:44:01] Wait.

[03:44:05] One minute left! Oh no!

[03:44:08] Can I shoot at the equalizer?

[03:44:12] Great card! Oh my god!

[03:44:15] Doing too much again.

[03:44:17] It's a little bit. Well, you're on the other side of the side of the pitch. Yeah, but you do not

[03:44:32] Don't panic

[03:44:39] How about slot hi best slot you're not in my head, bro

[03:44:47] Hmm

[03:44:57] Mom I by speech 20 seconds of defect that is it. Oh

[03:45:03] Are we serious? Oh

[03:45:06] Thank God, huh? Thank God, bro

[03:45:12] Ah

[03:45:13] Hi, guys, so oh my god, he's gonna crash out

[03:45:17] Hi, guys, so

[03:45:21] Back-to-back over time since a

[03:45:31] No, you're not

[03:45:43] I think you're doing it.

[03:45:45] Oh my god.

[03:45:47] Oh my god.

[03:45:49] Oh my god.

[03:45:51] Oh my god.

[03:45:53] Oh my god.

[03:45:55] Back to back overdrive.

[03:45:57] Wow.

[03:45:59] No.

[03:46:01] DC who?

[03:46:03] Oh my god.

[03:46:05] Oh my Jesus.

[03:46:07] Jesus.

[03:46:09] Oh my god.

[03:46:11] I mean, not really, but wait, you said you grind ones.

[03:46:18] I don't I don't grind ones.

[03:46:21] Wow.

[03:46:22] Yo, Gigi.

[03:46:24] Yep.

[03:46:25] G friggin G's.

[03:46:27] Wow.

[03:46:28] Back to back overtime games, bro.

[03:46:30] Gigi's man.

[03:46:31] Those could have gone either way.

[03:46:32] That's all bro.

[03:46:33] Hi, man.

[03:46:34] The last 20 seconds.

[03:46:35] I thought you had it.

[03:46:36] Yeah.

[03:46:37] Thank you.

[03:46:38] Yeah.

[03:46:39] Yeah, thank you. Thank you for playing dude. Thank you chat for the 49% hey

[03:46:46] I'll see you boys. I mean

[03:46:51] You versus the rank you deserve is peak in every game chat. We're gonna keep it going

[03:46:57] We've only done two months. We're gonna keep it going

[03:46:59] I want to get a plot that deserves diamond and I want squirtle to be a diamond

[03:47:04] Are there any plaques that are Plat 3?

[03:47:09] We need a Plat 3.

[03:47:10] Plat 3 peak!

[03:47:12] Not current Plat 3 peak.

[03:47:15] No, this is going to be said about chat.

[03:47:17] Squirtle is the most toxic little shit ever and he's dying.

[03:47:22] We need a Plat 3 that thinks he deserves that.

[03:47:26] Plat 3.

[03:47:27] Type of game or types.

[03:47:32] your avat or plat 3p. Alright avator let me interview you dude. Wait avator do you fly planes

[03:47:40] dude? That's kind of aura if you do. I think this guy flies planes. Your avator Andy has

[03:47:52] a plane as a curvature. Bro people like pilots have so much aura. That would scare the

[03:48:01] shit out of me bro. Having 200 people's lives in my hands, that would literally scare the

[03:48:05] fucking shit out of me. That is terrifying, literally. If you fly a plane, you have so

[03:48:15] much fucking aura. Literally. You are a pussy. No, I think that's very relatable. Jack, how

[03:48:24] How many of y'all would be scared to fly a plane?

[03:48:28] It's all just autopilot.

[03:48:29] No it isn't.

[03:48:31] Oh yeah, being a pilot is all just autopilot

[03:48:34] until your fucking engine catches on fire

[03:48:38] and you have to literally do an emergency landing.

[03:48:41] Bro, all of the taking off and the landing

[03:48:43] is all fucking pilot skills.

[03:48:47] Get me in. I'm knife. I'm champ one peak. Wait. Squirtle get in here. Squirtle get

[03:48:59] in. Squirtle get in. Squirtle I might have been appointed for you. I might have been

[03:49:07] I'm going to read you, Squirtle.

[03:49:23] Genuinely fuck you, Envixity. First time, Chapman.

[03:49:27] I'm French SSL you're not SSL dude you're not SSL

[03:49:57] Okay, he is. He is SSL. He is SSL.

[03:50:04] Oh, shit!

[03:50:13] Bro, but how many SSLs actually are there? That ass.

[03:50:18] Jack, how many SSLs actually are there, dude?

[03:50:22] For realsies.

[03:50:24] Squirtle's not joining, plus you think, chat?

[03:50:37] Squirtle, where you at, dude?

[03:50:39] Squirtle, where you at, dude?

[03:50:46] Squirtle, where you at, dude?

[03:50:54] Squirtle, where you at?

[03:50:59] Knife?

[03:51:01] Knife, get in there, get in there.

[03:51:16] Knife your champ one week?

[03:51:18] I have your champ one peak.

[03:51:25] I have been blocked.

[03:51:34] Now it's time who's mocking.

[03:51:36] Has returned to the head of Lake Village.

[03:51:48] I

[03:51:50] Bro why squirt on that 20?

[03:51:56] Yo, nice yo, bro. What's the last time I talked to you dude like two years ago

[03:52:04] It's been a minute. Have I had you blocked for two years? Yeah

[03:52:11] Bro your peak champ one, okay, that's right. That's right

[03:52:16] so

[03:52:18] Do you want me to find you a diamond?

[03:52:20] I want to play Charlie

[03:52:23] Squirtle is a diamond and God it would be cinema, but he's not replying

[03:52:28] He's not really online. He's not a play. Wait, wait. Let me call. I'm a call

[03:52:33] I'm a call all right. I'm gonna add them all snapchat and call them because he wants me to add them all snap

[03:52:38] Not yet. It's not yet. It's not yet. Oh my god, it's worth

[03:52:44] Squirtle

[03:52:45] Squirtle, what's up, so are you gonna have me on snap? Yes, Matt, right now. Let's go down match right now, dude

[03:52:52] You're playing hardball

[03:52:54] All right, is it in the Xbox?

[03:52:58] Okay on the on on on the huge shall not be Nate

[03:53:03] All right, okay

[03:53:06] All right squirtle your guy

[03:53:15] No, no, you can play on that one, you can play.

[03:53:21] Yeah, yeah, you're, you're, you're squirtle.

[03:53:24] Yeah, you're good bro, you can play.

[03:53:26] Just play on that one.

[03:53:27] Play on that one, but talk on this one.

[03:53:33] All right.

[03:53:38] Wait.

[03:53:42] Wait, wait, wait, wait.

[03:53:44] Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.

[03:53:45] Squirtle, your diamond's black.

[03:53:46] I didn't even want to play, twin.

[03:53:47] Yes.

[03:53:48] All right, I'm going to get you a plaque.

[03:53:49] No, nice, you're too good.

[03:53:50] You're too good.

[03:53:51] What?

[03:53:52] Nice, too good, nice, too good.

[03:53:53] Squirtle, I'm going to get you a plaque.

[03:53:55] I have a guy that's calling you out.

[03:53:59] You ready?

[03:54:00] No, but Squirtle, if you want, you could just play on this count.

[03:54:05] It doesn't matter.

[03:54:06] I know your diamond.

[03:54:07] Do you know what I'm saying, Squirtle?

[03:54:10] I have none of like my things like none of my settings. Yo, did you just leak my snap?

[03:54:16] How is a thousand people adding me already?

[03:54:20] Did you leak it, bro?

[03:54:22] Did you leak it that fast? I

[03:54:26] Don't leak shit

[03:54:28] Yo, I'm getting so many ads. You know you leaked my snap on your stream. Are we serious?

[03:54:34] Bro, I wasn't trying to leak it. I don't know how I did that

[03:54:37] King of Leagues, how did I leak it?

[03:54:42] Yo, Squirtle, can you play?

[03:54:47] Squirtle!

[03:54:52] Yeah, I think...

[03:54:54] Wait, hold on, just give me five seconds.

[03:54:57] And I have to...

[03:54:59] You might want to turn off your notifications there.

[03:55:01] Yeah, bro, I mean...

[03:55:03] Oh my god!

[03:55:05] No, how do I was trying to leak it? I can't play. I'm not gonna lie. I'm gonna get all my settings figured out

[03:55:13] All right, play them off play them all

[03:55:17] Balls, I'm sorry you do not have a phone anymore. Yeah, we need to do ranks fuck

[03:55:23] Okay, we need to do ranks to the ranks to the ranks

[03:55:26] Jack what ranks are you and what ranks do you deserve? Well, we should get some low-ranked. I'm gonna go tinkle

[03:55:33] We got the high-ranked. We gotta get low-ranked

[03:55:35] Thank you.

[03:56:05] you

[03:57:05] Tryna do that Hennessy bottle. Oh, oh, oh, Jack! Who do we get in here, y'all?

[03:57:17] Who do we get in here? Who do we get in here? Who do we get in here? You look repulsive. Thanks, man. Appreciate that, dude.

[03:57:27] Who do we get in here? Who do we get in here?

[03:57:30] White swag, wait, what, DN, probably a lot of y'all are diamond, oh we should get an

[03:57:42] EU, bro we should get like an EU versus an NA, bro that's a good idea.

[03:57:54] I'm gold, I deserve flat.

[03:57:57] Get nice back, but we don't have an opponent for nice.

[03:58:01] He needs to play like a Diamond II or something.

[03:58:04] I'm EU Diamond III.

[03:58:12] Add a Pepero de OG.

[03:58:15] Kingpin to death, I'm EU Champ One.

[03:58:18] All right, I have a really good idea.

[03:58:20] We get a NA champ one versus a EU champ one and make play.

[03:58:26] Is that not a peak idea?

[03:58:28] NA champ one peak versus EU champ one peak.

[03:58:33] That is a great idea.

[03:58:34] Let's see what this shit's all about.

[03:58:36] Nice, get in there.

[03:58:40] Nice, get in there.

[03:58:50] Nice I found you an opponent dude. Let's go. So nice. You picked that champ one, right?

[03:59:03] Yeah. Wait, rated? Oh no. All right, rated. I'll get you the next one. I swear to God.

[03:59:11] All right. Nice. You pick that champ one. I'm going to find, I have an NA or I have

[03:59:17] You champ one, okay, we're gonna see my servers work out

[03:59:21] Okay, I have a feeling you might get what I think east I guess I think east nice

[03:59:27] You're not really good at any games. I owe you and see

[03:59:30] Maybe you're okay. I carried you. I carried you the top champ bro

[03:59:34] You're like a mouse in Siege and I beat you and what do you want? What do you mean? You're not good

[03:59:40] You're not better than me

[03:59:42] I bet it's like, keep enjoying, keep enjoying, keep enjoying, keep enjoying, keep enjoying.

[03:59:48] Chat, we need a EU champ one.

[03:59:53] A EU champ one.

[03:59:59] Bro, getting a grand champ three versus SSL would be fucking sad, I'm gonna tell.

[04:00:05] Like a low SSL.

[04:00:08] Bro, because SSL is like the biggest ranked chat.

[04:00:10] Do you know what I mean? SSL has the most skill disparity.

[04:00:14] So you got to be like smart about who you get.

[04:00:16] Because we're technically like Zen as an SSL.

[04:00:18] Do you know what I mean?

[04:00:21] Chat, we need a Grand Champion 1 EU Xbox player.

[04:00:25] I invited you three times, Tinkman.

[04:00:27] I think you're like hammered.

[04:00:33] Wait, are you currently champ one or currently?

[04:00:37] Yeah, I'm deep here right now.

[04:00:40] But you think champ one?

[04:00:42] Yeah.

[04:00:44] Funny man, duck, an EU champ.

[04:00:47] Funny man, don't just lie about everything.

[04:00:51] God, you're hideous.

[04:00:53] Rand, you're built like a giraffe.

[04:00:55] Rand, Rand, you have the, like, OK.

[04:00:58] You know what, let me just.

[04:00:59] You're not wrong.

[04:01:00] I'm a DU champ 1 is zero pain lens lens I got you

[04:01:09] But yeah, it's peak cuz like bro if you're champ 3, but you're currently champ 1 it's not gonna be fair

[04:01:20] Yeah

[04:01:21] Yo, are we in this bitch? You're not even you you say you're even fucking live

[04:01:26] Oh, you remember me dog remember yeah, I remember you you're not you like what does that even mean I?

[04:01:33] Remember you you're not you. No, I don't even champ zero pain. Are you? Yeah, I mean, I mean I'm jump on

[04:01:41] What are you are you champ one peak? Are you champ one peak? Yeah peak on this account? Yeah, it can be champion or not as a matter

[04:01:48] Wait, what do you mean on this account? Whoa, I'm peach. I'm peach up one

[04:01:54] on this account oh

[04:01:56] No, because I'm currently like gold three

[04:01:59] Yes

[04:02:02] And three K gamers course not that bad. I know this is an account, bro. I have nine

[04:02:10] Game this might have somebody games you have

[04:02:13] Okay, why do you have a three K gamers for are you a smurf dude?

[04:02:17] No, bro. I just thought really play many games like that. So your EU champ won

[04:02:24] Yep

[04:02:25] Mx VT, okay, I might

[04:02:28] Bro, you're giving sus vibes. Why did you say on this account that really sucks me out?

[04:02:34] I'm just nervous bruh, that's all

[04:02:37] All right, so on your mother's life on your mother's life your champ one mother's life. I'm champ one

[04:02:43] You said mother's life

[04:02:45] Yes on your mother's life your champ one my mother's life. I'm champ one, bro. Well goodnight on your mother's life

[04:02:51] You're sick. Oh dude

[04:02:53] all right

[04:02:54] We might have a bad I'm gonna get a backup and interview of just in case but this guy doesn't join. I'm gonna get you in

[04:03:02] So we're gonna see which server has better players. All right guys, I'm gonna give you the code. All right

[04:03:13] Are y'all ready

[04:03:16] Yes, it's name and past name and past

[04:03:19] This is the name and the password. Okay. Can y'all see that?

[04:03:25] Can y'all see that? Yeah. Yeah. Oh, I like it. Don't.

[04:03:32] Don't do it. I like it. Yo, funny man, I'm gonna block you. I'm

[04:03:38] gonna block you. I'm gone. What did he say? Did he just see

[04:03:42] Let me see a slurper.

[04:03:49] Alright, let me give you a new code. Give a new code. Give a new code.

[04:03:59] Alright, the lobby has not been made yet, by the way, okay?

[04:04:02] So don't join yet, don't join yet, but that's going to be the code.

[04:04:12] This is gonna be pink, bro.

[04:04:18] Okay, so.

[04:04:19] Now it's only, now it's only, now it's only, now it's only.

[04:04:26] Is the thing gonna be set?

[04:04:31] It's east one, right?

[04:04:33] East one?

[04:04:34] Yeah, yeah.

[04:04:35] Okay, if your bing is shit, we'll do another one on NA.

[04:04:39] All right?

[04:04:40] Sorry

[04:04:47] I'll join orange

[04:04:48] Okay, now before y'all join

[04:04:51] Jack together today. I have assembled a

[04:04:55] NA champ one and a

[04:04:57] EU champ one they both beat that champ one and we're gonna see which server is more comp. Good luck. Good luck go

[04:05:04] Fuck it, yes!

[04:05:06] NA champ one versus EU.

[04:05:11] Zero ping lands versus Nite.

[04:05:14] Nite representing NA champ.

[04:05:16] Champ one.

[04:05:18] Ping, zero ping representing EU.

[04:05:28] Good save by Nite, good save by Nite.

[04:05:30] Okay, his ping is 140. Now I'm gonna be honest. If the EU player wins on 140 ping, that is aura. That is aura.

[04:05:42] Come on. Ping's not too bad. Okay! We might not even need to run this on EU. Nice. Lock in brother. Come on.

[04:05:56] All right, you're representing NA, bro. You have a ping advantage. Come on

[04:06:12] All right, he's you and slot he you and slot

[04:06:18] Rose oh my goodness

[04:06:21] What is happening right now, what is happening, there's four minutes left, bro you're representing

[04:06:32] Hey, hey, dammit!

[04:06:56] That was almost disgusting.

[04:06:58] Okay, okay, I see you guys what a shot man

[04:07:12] Oh my god

[04:07:16] All right chat and a and a scum of the black

[04:07:23] Nice one to kick off oh

[04:07:26] What is that?

[04:07:28] I miss the blues bro.

[04:07:47] No knife what are you doing?

[04:07:49] Hey bro.

[04:07:50] Knife.

[04:07:51] Oh my.

[04:07:52] What are you doing?

[04:07:53] Knife, Knife, Knife.

[04:07:54] You missed the bar dude.

[04:07:55] You missed the ball dude.

[04:08:00] Night, you're representing NA, bro?

[04:08:03] That's an EU champ one.

[04:08:29] you so much better bro nice one

[04:08:56] This is the difference between EU and M.A.

[04:08:59] Hey, the game's all over.

[04:09:26] I haven't given anybody the opportunity to do this, but if you want, you can fork it.

[04:09:36] It's not happening.

[04:09:39] Okay, you have some minutes and 50 seconds to make history.

[04:09:44] O.K. O.K. O.K. O.K. O.K. 0O

[04:10:12] Wait a minute, Knight's coming back!

[04:10:26] Hold up!

[04:11:37] He did say on his mother's life that he's not smart so unless he's sick in the head. I don't think he's

[04:11:44] I would say it's literally sit on this account literally knife I would say it's

[04:12:13] It's winnable, but it is not.

[04:12:17] That's a brush.

[04:12:18] So now, how positive are you that he's slurping?

[04:12:22] Like, 75%.

[04:12:28] I'll tell the compliment.

[04:12:40] I don't know enough about champs, I know.

[04:12:43] I've been done now.

[04:13:09] Yeah, you keep up.

[04:13:43] I

[04:14:02] Happens

[04:14:04] Yeah

[04:14:43] You can triple reset each arm.

[04:14:50] You can't do this man bro, on God that can't do it.

[04:14:59] Me and my friend were just freestyling earlier here like quad resettings like chump too.

[04:15:08] Nice, do you have any final words dude?

[04:15:12] like I mean what is there to say he's surfing like I don't know you should stay

[04:15:17] from bro I don't know what to say caught him in the act literally you do though

[04:15:28] miho

[04:15:31] I don't know he's proud he's morphing I don't know because bro you could say like

[04:15:38] like EU is better than NA for sure but like dude 11 to 4 and he's the one with the high

[04:15:46] ping. I mean I don't know yeah high fives, refund, refund. All right let me call Deji.

[04:15:55] Do you ever want to play Deji dude? Better play Deji dude. Look at this guy's profile

[04:16:02] picture bro. Look at this jackass.

[04:16:10] All right, this is gonna be fun. This is gonna be fun.

[04:16:15] Hey, what's going on? You ready? Yeah, it's 655, buddy.

[04:16:22] Yeah, I'm ready. So wait, what, you want to play in Rocket League?

[04:16:28] Yeah, yeah, I'm down. What you want to play?

[04:16:31] what rank are you

[04:16:40] okay okay

[04:16:41] degi what is your uh discord dude don't say a text a text

[04:16:54] degi you know i'm gonna bend that ass over right

[04:16:56] I'm gonna bend you. I'm telling you that right now.

[04:17:00] Deji, Deji. Bro, bro, bro. I'm telling you, bro. Look, this is not like some sweet game, bro.

[04:17:08] Deji, I'm gonna knock some sense into you, bro. You're not even ranked?

[04:17:14] How'd you know I'm not ranked?

[04:17:16] Cause you just said rank doesn't matter, which is what every person has to unlock ranked with them.

[04:17:26] I can't.

[04:17:27] Alright.

[04:17:28] Alright.

[04:17:29] Deji, Deji, text me your Discord, bro.

[04:17:32] Alright, wait.

[04:17:33] I'm trying to find your...what's your name?

[04:17:36] Wait.

[04:17:37] Where is it?

[04:17:38] My name?

[04:17:39] I didn't send it, bro.

[04:17:41] Now I did.

[04:17:42] Yeah, I just sent it now.

[04:17:43] Deji.

[04:17:44] Deji, Deji, Deji, Deji.

[04:17:46] Send.

[04:17:47] Dude, send.

[04:17:48] Um...

[04:17:49] Yeah, send.

[04:17:50] Send.

[04:17:51] Send.

[04:17:52] Send.

[04:17:53] Send.

[04:17:54] send um send your name to

[04:18:00] I sent it I sent it I sent it

[04:18:02] oh god oh I can't wait to be you man

[04:18:06] it's gonna be good

[04:18:08] all right all right all right

[04:18:09] I'm gonna call you I'm gonna call you

[04:18:11] all right wait that name doesn't exist dude

[04:18:15] doesn't it wait all right wait let me add you wait wait no it does I'm

[04:18:19] stupid I'm stupid okay all right

[04:18:23] I sent him a sent call to Calgary. Yeah

[04:18:29] Yeah, this guy's fucking hilarious

[04:18:34] Right, we should play in Siege too, I think he played I think he like called me out to play in Siege like a minute ago

[04:18:45] Jack should we play in FIFA Rocket League or Siege? What do y'all want to see?

[04:18:49] What do y'all want to see?

[04:18:51] FIFA, Rock and Nigger Siege, run a poll.

[04:18:53] Poll with a poll.

[04:18:55] What do y'all want to see?

[04:18:57] FIFA, Rock and Nigger Siege.

[04:18:59] What do y'all want to see?

[04:19:05] FIFA, Rock and Nigger Siege.

[04:19:07] All three.

[04:19:09] Okay, if we do all three, what do we want to see first?

[04:19:11] Can y'all want to poll?

[04:19:13] Can y'all want to poll?

[04:19:15] I want to see what y'all vote on.

[04:19:17] bro this poll is closed okay FIFA and Rocket League all right we should play

[04:19:25] in Rocket League then FIFA okay bro I said I'm a fabric watch where's this guy

[04:19:30] at is he not even on his fucking PC is he not even it doesn't even say he's online

[04:19:38] what bro what yo yo yo yo yo he's not even on

[04:20:08] Yo, yo, okay wait can you hear me yes yes all right cool we never did a

[04:20:28] stream together right yeah we haven't bro it's crazy right we've never did

[04:20:33] stream we played among us like one time you know bro okay okay your laugh is

[04:20:45] gonna make me laugh bro and I need to kick your ass I need to kick your ass

[04:20:49] dude wait I also heard wait I heard you play FIFA is that true so here's what

[04:20:54] I think we should do I should kick your ass in Rocket League and then kick

[04:20:57] I think that's why I'm saying this right now FIFA is never happening. You are not beating me at FIFA

[04:21:06] Rocket League you might get a slight edge like the slightest of edge but if there's no competition

[04:21:14] Bro, I'm a deep three player when I was paid away. Wait, really? Yes, bro. I'll bend that ass up

[04:21:25] Bro, dad, I'm a gamer.

[04:21:27] Don't look at the screen.

[04:21:28] Wait, wait, wait, wait.

[04:21:30] So are we saying ultimate team or regular?

[04:21:37] Clubs, wait, they're saying you're Div 1?

[04:21:40] Yeah, come on.

[04:21:42] Wait, you're Div 1?

[04:21:44] Yeah.

[04:21:46] Wait, you're Div 1?

[04:21:48] Yeah, bro, I'm out here.

[04:21:50] I'm goods, bro.

[04:21:52] Say you swear to God you're Div 1.

[04:21:54] Cause I was give two on pain.

[04:21:58] Um, wait, what did you say?

[04:21:59] You lagged.

[04:22:00] What'd you say?

[04:22:00] I was give two when I spent a bunch of money.

[04:22:03] Wait.

[04:22:04] Say I get, I can't hear you.

[04:22:05] What?

[04:22:08] This guy fucking with me.

[04:22:18] So, okay.

[04:22:20] I think what we should do is we should do a triathlon.

[04:22:23] All right.

[04:22:23] Okay.

[04:22:24] So we're going to play each other.

[04:22:25] We're going to see who's better at gaming.

[04:22:27] First off, we're going to play each other in Rocket League.

[04:22:30] All right?

[04:22:30] Probably best of three.

[04:22:33] Then we're going to play each other in FIFA,

[04:22:35] but we'll do random clubs.

[04:22:38] OK?

[04:22:39] So maybe I'll do that.

[04:22:40] Then we're going to play against each other in R6.

[04:22:45] All right?

[04:22:45] Oh, god.

[04:22:46] All right.

[04:22:47] Why are they saying Tekken?

[04:22:48] What is Tekken?

[04:22:50] Oh, you know, Tekken on Smokey.

[04:22:52] There's no point.

[04:22:53] There's no point in taking your shit. They're saying take it. Yeah, they're taking her taking is there. That's that's my go-to game

[04:23:01] But we'll leave taking that's it. It's a dead game. All right. We'll leave it

[04:23:05] All right, how do I get you in my game, bro? You know what? I don't have high-bives text him your shit text him your shit

[04:23:11] It's gonna be work

[04:23:13] Wait discord. All right. I'm with what takes you my name. Hi guys is gonna text you his lane and discord and

[04:23:20] And wait, your top 50 in Tekken?

[04:23:25] Yes.

[04:23:27] And that's no lie.

[04:23:29] You can Google that.

[04:23:31] Wait, how many players are there?

[04:23:32] Like, 10?

[04:23:33] What?

[04:23:34] How do you say that?

[04:23:41] I'll be so real.

[04:23:43] The game is very dead.

[04:23:45] Like, it's a yeah.

[04:23:48] But it has that like obviously hundreds of thousands of points, right?

[04:23:51] Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[04:23:52] Okay, so that's still impressive, right?

[04:23:54] Top 50 is 10.

[04:23:55] Hey, I'm appreciate you.

[04:23:56] Come on, come on, come on.

[04:23:58] Okay.

[04:23:58] All right, so what we do Rocket League first, then FIFA.

[04:24:02] Yeah.

[04:24:02] Then, and then, so okay, so all right, if I'm just, I'm just saying if, if you

[04:24:08] beat me in Rocket League and you beat me at FIFA, then does the R6 mean there's

[04:24:14] is that like double points?

[04:24:15] And whoever wins that wins?

[04:24:17] Or like, ugh.

[04:24:18] Yeah, well, I'll find a way,

[04:24:20] we gotta find a way to make all the games fair.

[04:24:23] Besides Rocket League,

[04:24:24] I'm gonna bend you over at Rocket League.

[04:24:26] Oh, oh, oh, low key.

[04:24:28] I'ma say this, wait.

[04:24:30] Do you play League of Legends?

[04:24:34] Do I look like I play League of Legends, dude?

[04:24:36] Do I look like I hate my life?

[04:24:38] Do I look like I hate myself?

[04:24:39] Do I look like I hate myself?

[04:24:41] Everybody that plays League hates themselves.

[04:24:44] They all hate themselves, bro.

[04:24:46] I know, I'm not playing fucking League.

[04:24:49] I'm cool with those three.

[04:24:55] I like those three.

[04:24:56] Tell me about yourself.

[04:24:57] So in FIFA, you're game one.

[04:25:00] In Rocket League, what's your rank?

[04:25:02] So in Rocket League, I don't believe in rank.

[04:25:04] I believe in skill.

[04:25:06] So I feel like rank doesn't really.

[04:25:10] Dengie, Dengie, wait, wait, wait, wait.

[04:25:11] You have to advise.

[04:25:12] It's in the thing.

[04:25:13] in the face.

[04:25:14] You know, I added him.

[04:25:15] I added him.

[04:25:16] How about he added you?

[04:25:17] He added you.

[04:25:18] Okay.

[04:25:19] Continue that.

[04:25:20] In Rockin' League, you don't believe in ranking, but you're good.

[04:25:22] I don't believe in rank.

[04:25:23] I feel like rank is just, it's just like a way to just say, oh, look, I'm good, but

[04:25:29] it doesn't really mean you're good, you know, because you could spend hours upon

[04:25:33] hours trying to get a rank.

[04:25:34] That doesn't mean you're actually good, because there are so many people that don't

[04:25:38] play ranked, you know, right, and they're good.

[04:25:41] I'm one of those guys.

[04:25:42] I don't play rank.

[04:25:43] So how many hours do you have in the game, Dad?

[04:25:47] It's not about the hours either.

[04:25:48] Like, it's all about the game.

[04:25:51] Bro, did you just download the fucking game or what?

[04:25:54] Did you just download the game?

[04:25:58] It's not.

[04:25:58] It's about weight.

[04:26:00] Wait.

[04:26:02] Bro, did you just download the game?

[04:26:06] No.

[04:26:07] No.

[04:26:08] No.

[04:26:09] No, I started back in the day, uh, Xbox, uh, my Xbox one, I used to play it.

[04:26:14] Wait, wait, oh my God.

[04:26:15] Sorry, dad.

[04:26:16] Wait, what is your epic?

[04:26:17] Sorry.

[04:26:17] What is your epic?

[04:26:18] My epic.

[04:26:19] No, I said it to you.

[04:26:20] No, but you know, it's not working.

[04:26:22] Click right trigger and then what's under your name?

[04:26:25] What does that say your epic idea?

[04:26:28] Mine is 62 567.

[04:26:29] Whoa.

[04:26:32] All right.

[04:26:32] Let me check.

[04:26:34] Wait.

[04:26:36] Wait, what's my?

[04:26:39] wait did you see right click right trigger right trigger you're on control

[04:26:43] correct all right trigger okay see I play PC that's why you're on mouse the

[04:26:53] keyboard yeah that's all that's all that

[04:26:58] You're going to play me in rockin' league on mouse in fucking keyboard.

[04:27:05] Wait, right trigger, wait.

[04:27:10] It's, um, wait, where do I see it?

[04:27:14] Um, okay.

[04:27:16] It is, you see where like your friends and shit is, and see the bottom right of the

[04:27:20] screen when it says switch to profiles.

[04:27:22] Go to friends list and then at the top of the screen is going to say your epic

[04:27:27] Do you have it?

[04:27:28] Yeah, so it's comedy shorts, Degi.

[04:27:34] Oh, I typed it wrong for you.

[04:27:36] I said comedy shorts, Degi, my bird.

[04:27:38] Comedy shorts, Degi.

[04:27:41] Okay.

[04:27:44] All right, so Degi, Degi, Degi.

[04:27:46] You are playing Rocket League on a mouse and fucking keyboard.

[04:27:51] No, so just for you, just to like level the playing field,

[04:27:54] I'm using my controller.

[04:27:56] Just just for you bro. What do you mean level the playing field? How many hours do you have on this game?

[04:28:02] Yeah, tell me straight up

[04:28:04] How many hours?

[04:28:07] Well, what you have to define what hours is or what hours are sorry. What what hours to you?

[04:28:15] Hours at bro what hours like hours?

[04:28:21] Okay, so um

[04:28:23] So, on Xbox I had a lot, on PC it's probably like maybe 20 minutes, but like I said it doesn't

[04:28:31] matter.

[04:28:32] That doesn't matter.

[04:28:33] I've got a cool car, I've got wings, you're getting smoked, that's all that matters.

[04:28:39] All right, all right, Desi.

[04:28:40] Okay, the friends thing is not working so I have to do the passports.

[04:28:44] Do you know how to join that, the Friday match?

[04:28:47] Do I know how to do it?

[04:28:49] Of course I do, come on.

[04:28:52] All right

[04:28:54] I'm gonna type it in the discord. All right. This is the name and the password. Okay. Remember a punctuation matters punctuation matters

[04:29:01] All right punctuation matters. Okay, fine

[04:29:04] You know what tonight the unknown error. What the fuck? Oh

[04:29:09] What are you backing out already? No, no, it's working now. It's working now. It's working. Oh, okay

[04:29:15] So we're gonna do a triathlon in three games

[04:29:18] Okay, Deji I sent it on what's that?

[04:29:22] So that is the name and past. Okay. Okay. Perfect. Perfect. Perfect. Perfect.

[04:29:29] Hi, guys. Can we get Desi's camera? Desi, are you streaming?

[04:29:35] Am I streaming? No, I'm not. Okay. Is there a way to get your camera going? Like in Discord?

[04:29:41] Um, I, I, maybe, I can try. Okay. All right. Wait, let me, let me see.

[04:29:48] You never streamed? You don't ever streamed?

[04:29:51] So once in a blue moon I did, but I can't do it.

[04:29:55] Honestly, I have to commend you. I can't do it.

[04:29:59] I think it's tough for her.

[04:30:01] You don't think it's tough? I feel like YouTube is easier.

[04:30:04] No, I feel like YouTube is tougher.

[04:30:06] Really? I think, well for me, I find streaming way harder.

[04:30:11] Like, it's training. Like, just streaming for two hours.

[04:30:14] When I come off, I'm tired.

[04:30:16] Two hours, Jesus man. Two hours?

[04:30:20] Wait, let me see if I can get my cam.

[04:30:23] Oh yeah, see if you can get your cam going. It's not no big deal.

[04:30:26] So we're going to do a gaming triathlon today. Oh there he is, there he is.

[04:30:30] Nice. Hello.

[04:30:32] Okay.

[04:30:34] Alright bro, are you ready to get that ass fanked?

[04:30:38] Yes, I am indeed. I mean, I'm spanking your ass.

[04:30:43] Come on. So, realistically, I'm going to win the Rocket League. FIFA's going to be a

[04:30:50] toss-up. R6, I'm going to have to give you a kill lead.

[04:30:54] Why do I get a kill lead? I don't need a kill lead.

[04:31:00] What record do you want R6?

[04:31:03] R6. Again, bro, rank doesn't matter. It doesn't matter. You should know this by now.

[04:31:10] Right doesn't mean anything if I'm bronze or like woods or it doesn't matter

[04:31:17] Did you say what?

[04:31:19] Wait, what wait what are the ranks in our six?

[04:31:24] Wait, how about go bottom right the ranks in

[04:31:28] Make it a little bit bigger. So okay, the ranks in our six is copper bronze

[04:31:34] Silver gold pla emerald diamond champ. Are you plato something gold?

[04:31:37] What's the highest one champion yes, I'm not one

[04:31:44] Okay, what color is it? What color is champion?

[04:31:49] It's red

[04:31:54] Yes, what number are you?

[04:31:58] Really, yes, bro

[04:32:00] I'm champion bro.

[04:32:04] So wait, Deji, okay, you're champion in R6 and you did one in FIFA and you're top 50

[04:32:09] in Tekken.

[04:32:10] What's next?

[04:32:11] Do you have like a nine inch penis?

[04:32:13] Oh no, no, see that's too big.

[04:32:16] 8.6.

[04:32:20] Your penis is 8.6.

[04:32:21] Yeah.

[04:32:22] Or flaccid.

[04:32:23] Or rat, rat.

[04:32:24] No, 8.6 meters.

[04:32:25] meters.

[04:32:26] All right.

[04:32:27] All right.

[04:32:28] Are you ready?

[04:32:29] Are you ready?

[04:32:30] Okay.

[04:32:31] Thank you.

[04:32:32] Do you want to do best of three in Rocket League or best of five?

[04:32:38] Um, wait, what do you mean best of, wait, what does that mean?

[04:32:42] What?

[04:32:43] You mean like first of, what first of three goals?

[04:32:45] Yes.

[04:32:46] No, God damn it.

[04:32:48] No, like we do three games, first one to win two, or we do five games first

[04:32:52] of the win three.

[04:32:54] I mean, I want to give you a chance. So, um, we'll do best of three and then we'll play

[04:33:02] three. Okay, cool. And then we'll finish with our six. All right. Yeah. All right.

[04:33:07] Whatever. I'm gonna be blue. I'm gonna be blue. Wow. Okay. All right. Yeah. All right.

[04:33:17] You ready? Bro, I don't know what to expect. You said rank doesn't matter. So you're

[04:33:22] right okay you know how to move yeah come on hey I'm out here brothers

[04:33:32] I'm gonna win I'm gonna win my tank I can tell how you died whoa wait where did

[04:33:39] Wait

[04:33:52] Yeah, bro, what

[04:34:09] What car are you in?

[04:34:14] You just tapped it into your own man.

[04:34:19] Bro, bro, bro.

[04:34:22] Jesus, come on.

[04:34:25] I'll play you without jumping.

[04:34:30] I'll play you without jumping.

[04:34:35] No, no, no, no, wait, no, I- I'm- I'm...

[04:34:39] It's like, it's lacking a little bit.

[04:34:41] You don't feel it that like!

[04:34:43] You're on 176 pink, right, Sakes?

[04:34:46] Maybe I'm black.

[04:34:48] Right, I'll talk.

[04:34:49] Yeah!

[04:34:50] It's- it's the light!

[04:34:51] What do you next want to eat, you?

[04:34:57] Wait.

[04:34:58] Open the meal!

[04:35:00] Yeah!

[04:35:01] C'mon, let's go!

[04:35:04] No, I don't. I really don't. I can't even see anyway because it's lagging so much.

[04:35:13] Bro, you're not lagging that fucking bad, bro. You're not lagging that fucking bad.

[04:35:22] Come on.

[04:35:24] Yes!

[04:35:26] No!

[04:35:28] Did you see that out?

[04:35:30] Did you see that out?

[04:35:32] Yes!

[04:35:34] Oh no, no, no.

[04:35:36] Staff is out.

[04:35:38] Cheers to you. Cheers to you.

[04:35:40] BWAAAAY!

[04:35:42] AAAAAH!

[04:35:44] BWAAAY!

[04:35:46] AAAAAH!

[04:35:48] That's really...

[04:35:50] Bro, don't squeal.

[04:35:52] Oh

[04:35:59] Okay

[04:36:05] Wait wait

[04:36:10] How how would you know you oh my gosh, bro? Oh, all right good save the same

[04:36:19] All right wait wait

[04:36:22] Oh my god.

[04:36:24] Stop, stop, daddy.

[04:36:26] Let me score.

[04:36:27] I'm not that good either.

[04:36:28] Nice, I'm fast.

[04:36:29] Yeah.

[04:36:30] Yes.

[04:36:31] Yes.

[04:36:32] Yes.

[04:36:33] Yes.

[04:36:34] Yes.

[04:36:35] What?

[04:36:36] No, I...

[04:36:37] Okay, wait.

[04:36:38] Wait.

[04:36:39] So, Desi, how many hours do you have?

[04:36:42] Um, like I said, it's not about the hours, brother.

[04:36:48] What does that even mean?

[04:36:51] Daddy it's not like a hypothetical question. How many hours do you have?

[04:36:57] What is that?

[04:36:59] Okay, I'll be real

[04:37:05] You're bad. You're bad. You're bad. You're bad. Oh my gosh. You're bad

[04:37:11] You're bad. You're bad. You're bad. I ask you how am I bad if I'm winning?

[04:37:17] Oh

[04:37:23] Okay, I'll be honest when I say it's not about the hours it's all about the minutes. Oh my gosh

[04:37:30] Oh my god

[04:37:32] I'm up there. I'm up there. I'm up there

[04:37:36] Wait, wait

[04:37:44] Oh

[04:37:46] Fuck me in my tight ass

[04:37:50] Whoa

[04:37:54] So how many minutes you have um oh my gosh

[04:38:00] The baby you can come on cool comp it like this

[04:38:06] What is the arsenal bottling the lead?

[04:38:10] Honestly, I'll be so real

[04:38:12] that like also losing to wolves when they had a two nil um advantage like goal is

[04:38:20] advantage and then this is it's true they they walk yeah no no no it was it was

[04:38:28] two little talk and then moves managed to do those yeah it's a bit sad I'll be

[04:38:38] real people said after to out but I feel like I still still have a chance wait

[04:38:46] like genuinely second in the forever first I think no we're still first but

[04:38:51] massive you can easily clutch up and get first it's it's not yeah that's why

[04:38:59] that's why everyone pissed off about so Desi is this going as intense way I'm

[04:39:08] Okay, I'll be honest. I didn't expect the score go

[04:39:31] No, I'm honestly saying it's a leg like genuinely it's a leg

[04:39:35] you see that but you see you like the movement though you said you like my

[04:39:41] movement yay you look tacky out there come on

[04:39:50] that's a good shot jinks on the rebound fuck oh my oh my days wait where's the

[04:39:59] Oh, so that's how you look on the book. I mean, I mean,

[04:40:05] wait, bro, I have a feeling you just have a game.

[04:40:11] No, no, no, I didn't. I promise. Okay, maybe, but like,

[04:40:15] I had a ride. You fucking ride. I had a lot of Xbox.

[04:40:22] wait wait like 11 years ago when did you handle Xbox ah I think the last time

[04:40:30] I played was correct 2018 or 2019 what I was good back then

[04:40:42] That was a goal!

[04:40:44] That was a goal!

[04:40:45] That was a goal!

[04:40:46] That was a goal!

[04:40:47] That was a goal!

[04:40:48] That was 2-0.

[04:40:49] That was 2-0.

[04:40:50] 2-0.

[04:40:51] 2-0.

[04:40:52] That was 8-0.

[04:40:53] That was 8-0.

[04:40:54] Okay, Dadgie, do you want to play one more on EU?

[04:40:56] One more on EU?

[04:40:57] Yes.

[04:40:58] Yeah.

[04:40:59] I feel like, yeah, it was a lag that was ruining my gameplay.

[04:41:02] Oh my god.

[04:41:03] All right.

[04:41:04] What do I press?

[04:41:05] Do I press ready up?

[04:41:06] Oh my god.

[04:41:07] Oh my god.

[04:41:09] So what?

[04:41:10] Solo Levelling got a car skin?

[04:41:14] Wait, really?

[04:41:15] Do you know Solo Levelling?

[04:41:16] Yeah, bro, I'm up to date!

[04:41:18] Do you know Sun? Do you know Jinus Sun?

[04:41:20] Yeah, of course, bro!

[04:41:21] Did you read the manga?

[04:41:22] I haven't, I haven't.

[04:41:24] Oh, Solo Levelling got a car!

[04:41:26] Wait, wait, wait!

[04:41:29] Levelling got a nice...

[04:41:31] Where is it? Item shop?

[04:41:32] Go to the item shop!

[04:41:34] Oh my god, is it in right now?

[04:41:36] Chad, is it in right now?

[04:41:37] Wait, where is it?

[04:41:38] Oh my god, oh my god.

[04:41:39] Oh my god!

[04:41:40] Oh my god!

[04:41:41] So let me go and fuck the car!

[04:41:45] Oh my gosh, I see it!

[04:41:47] Bro, that's like my top three anime!

[04:41:49] Wait, what's your top three?

[04:41:53] Wait, you watch anime that?

[04:41:55] Oh, bro, I'm up, yeah, of course!

[04:41:57] I know, like, genuinely, like, no lie now.

[04:42:00] I mean, I never lied before, but, you know...

[04:42:02] Okay, my top three anime, great question.

[04:42:05] Number one, Death Note.

[04:42:07] Number two attack on Titan, but I'm only in season three. I think attack on Titan is go to surpass it

[04:42:14] Why are you making that fucking face?

[04:42:18] I'm sorry, and I'm sorry top three. No one has death flow or attack on Titan

[04:42:24] Maybe okay, maybe top five attack on Titan, but not top three. I'm sorry

[04:42:30] What is your top three buddy? Okay now here we go

[04:42:34] I'm gonna put fire force in there. I'm gonna put bleach. I'm gonna put bleach. Who's this? This is Grim Jowl. Grim Jowl. I'm putting bleach there and then I'll put Dragon Ball.

[04:42:49] You have to put Dragon Ball. You know what you are?

[04:42:54] What am I?

[04:42:55] You're a nostalgia farmer, a nostalgia.

[04:42:58] You're farming nostalgia, dude. Bleaching dry balls in your top three.

[04:43:03] Bro, that's what every Unk says, bro. That's what an Unk would say.

[04:43:08] Wait, how old are you? 29? 28? 29.

[04:43:13] Okay, you're not an Unk.

[04:43:15] Great! No, no, wait, wait. No, no, no, no. Okay, okay.

[04:43:18] I said Fire Force though. I said Unk.

[04:43:21] I watched Fire Force. I stopped after like eight episodes.

[04:43:26] Why?

[04:43:27] I literally, or I want to stop for like four episodes to watch the solo leveling

[04:43:32] Literally, I mean that's fair because solo leveling is good. You know, so yeah, that's okay. You know what?

[04:43:39] I'm gonna say this now overlord is better than solo leveling

[04:43:44] Overlord is 20 times better than solo leveling

[04:43:48] So let me get this straight, edgy your top three animates your number one favorite anime of all time inspire for us

[04:43:57] So there's no actual order, but I'll put 5-4s in the top 300%.

[04:44:04] I'm probably saying of all time it's Dragon Ball, because you don't really watch an anime

[04:44:08] and then you actually feel it like...

[04:44:11] Yeah, like Attack on Titan.

[04:44:13] Like Attack on Titan.

[04:44:15] In Death Note.

[04:44:17] Okay, the thing I don't...

[04:44:21] No spoilers.

[04:44:22] The thing I didn't like about Death Note, I didn't like how...

[04:44:26] Yeah, I don't want light to die. Oh great, crap. He's alive.

[04:44:33] You just, you just, are you a jackass? You just spoiled the show, right? Oh my god. I've

[04:44:43] spent years trying to not spoil that and I've talked about this show thousands of times

[04:44:48] and I've made sure to never spoil that. You're a piece of shit. You're crazy.

[04:44:52] Wait, how do you spoil that?

[04:44:55] Oh my god, oh my god.

[04:45:00] I repeat, shit.

[04:45:01] You just want to get up.

[04:45:04] Bro, I've been so careful about that for years.

[04:45:09] Bro, for years.

[04:45:10] No, no, no.

[04:45:11] Okay.

[04:45:12] If anyone should be angry at me.

[04:45:14] All right.

[04:45:15] Thoughts off.

[04:45:16] It's been up for so many years.

[04:45:17] Okay.

[04:45:18] If you haven't watched it right now, then you're never going to watch it.

[04:45:21] Simple as that.

[04:45:22] You have to agree with me.

[04:45:24] That's true, dude. Every day I tell my chat, if you want to get into anime, watch Death Knoll.

[04:45:30] Now I can never say that again, because anyone who's gonna get into it already knows fucking

[04:45:35] the spoiler.

[04:45:36] No, but, but, but, that's not the main bit of Death Knoll. Right? I don't want to say

[04:45:45] any more than that.

[04:45:46] Yeah, yeah. Just stop talking about it. Stop. Stop talking about it.

[04:45:51] All right, you know how to make a private match because you want to play on TV right?

[04:45:58] Yeah, I was literally about to start watching it. Yeah, bro. Now you're never gonna watch it

[04:46:05] You actually ruined that I

[04:46:07] Bro, I have clays this anime for probably four years now

[04:46:12] And I've made sure to never spoil a singular thing

[04:46:14] The only thing I say is after the second episode you'll be hooked

[04:46:17] Deji, you've been on the stream for eight minutes,

[04:46:20] and you managed to spoil Death Note,

[04:46:22] it's in the first 10 minutes.

[04:46:25] Hey, uh, Jixi's chat, I'm sorry.

[04:46:28] Okay, I apologize.

[04:46:30] I'm sorry.

[04:46:32] I was two episodes away.

[04:46:33] How would you know you're two episodes?

[04:46:35] You're high.

[04:46:36] All right, Deji, do you know how to make the game?

[04:46:38] Yeah, so it's the same everything.

[04:46:41] Private match?

[04:46:42] You have to create private match.

[04:46:45] I've done it, I've done it, so everything, the name and the password are the exact same.

[04:46:50] Oh, you did that?

[04:46:51] Yeah, that's fine.

[04:46:52] Yeah.

[04:46:53] Perfect, perfect.

[04:46:54] I'm gonna join.

[04:46:55] All right, you're joining?

[04:46:56] Bro, your top three animates is not that good, dude.

[04:46:58] Really?

[04:46:59] Okay.

[04:47:00] Well, I've got Nurogami.

[04:47:01] That's in there.

[04:47:02] I haven't seen that.

[04:47:03] I'm gonna put, uh, right, no, what I'm watching right now, um, what is it?

[04:47:09] Is it a sentence to be a hero or something like that?

[04:47:12] Bro, do you know another anime that I'm gonna throw in my top five, Dej?

[04:47:16] I'm going, going.

[04:47:19] You're gonna send a rooster, aren't you?

[04:47:20] No.

[04:47:21] That, that, I mean...

[04:47:23] Bro, look, here's the thing about anime that nobody wants to accept.

[04:47:26] If you have 2,000 episodes to make a show good, you're gonna make the fucking show good.

[04:47:31] No shit.

[04:47:32] I respect the enemies that are good after fucking two episodes.

[04:47:36] Okay, okay.

[04:47:37] Promise Neverland is in my top five?

[04:47:39] All in God.

[04:47:40] Promise Neverland is in my top five.

[04:47:43] Okay, no, no, it can't be there.

[04:47:45] Because if season one is good,

[04:47:48] and then season two is Shizer,

[04:47:50] how can you put it in your top five?

[04:47:53] Okay, I didn't watch season two

[04:47:55] because I was told it would ruin my life, so.

[04:47:57] Yeah, okay, okay.

[04:47:58] It's like Vinland Saga.

[04:48:02] Season one of Vinland Saga is top tier.

[04:48:04] Whoa, just stop!

[04:48:06] Are you gonna spoil this right now?

[04:48:08] I'm gonna watch Vinland Saga.

[04:48:10] Shut up, shut up!

[04:48:12] I ain't gonna watch this, it's all gonna have to be a zackle time.

[04:48:16] If you manage to spoil two shows in ten minutes, I'm gonna end stream.

[04:48:22] Stop talking!

[04:48:24] Alright, are you ready?

[04:48:26] It should be on the EU.

[04:48:28] It's EU, it's EU.

[04:48:30] Alright, let's go and yell at him.

[04:48:32] This guy, this guy.

[04:48:34] I know, I'm gonna be orange this time.

[04:48:36] I feel like, I feel like orange.

[04:48:38] Alright, it's not, okay, fine, fine, that's good.

[04:48:43] Good luck, Deji.

[04:48:44] Good luck.

[04:48:45] Okay.

[04:48:46] Now we're in your search.

[04:48:47] Now we're in your search.

[04:48:48] Okay, you look better.

[04:48:49] Hey, you see that?

[04:48:50] You see that?

[04:48:51] You look better.

[04:48:52] You look better.

[04:48:53] Oh, no.

[04:48:54] Oh, okay.

[04:48:55] Bro, Deji, this game, I'm hitting the solo level in Cartoon.

[04:49:06] Deji, this game has probably the biggest skill gap of any game ever and I'm ass-added.

[04:49:12] So Deji, let me frame this to you. I'm in the bottom, like, 20% of the players. Bottom, not top.

[04:49:19] Bottom 20% and I'm bending you over a table. So Deji, you would be in like the bottom 0.00...

[04:49:26] Oh god. But, feed buggy might have my number.

[04:49:31] No, I don't like the splash. It's annoying.

[04:49:38] Yeah, especially the flames. I don't like it.

[04:49:41] This is my favorite door explosion in the games because I hate playing against it, but I like using it.

[04:49:47] I got it yesterday.

[04:49:52] Hold it all fast.

[04:49:54] No, but you see how I get the ball quick.

[04:49:56] You see that, buddy?

[04:49:58] we actually good up there oh do you know what actually shocked me what

[04:50:07] charity match you actually know how to walk bro I've been training this year

[04:50:12] bro I've been training so if I play if I play this year I'm gonna be better

[04:50:18] wait so you act so you're better than you were oh my god yeah I'm like

[04:50:23] Consider me back. I'm a lot better boy. I'm saying this morning. I was training this morning

[04:50:29] Yeah, what do you train every day every other day every other day?

[04:50:37] Every other that's such a impressive

[04:50:40] So I told my chat if I ever get invited back it's gonna be my repeat my dad's intent are you guys if you want a forfeit?

[04:50:47] You want a forfeit?

[04:50:49] I'm talking shit, so in FIFA you're bending me over feel free to let me have you're actually give one swear to God

[04:51:02] You're actually give one don't roll well wait what you're actually give one

[04:51:10] We check

[04:51:12] I was I was this one in like people 14, but that it carries over right

[04:51:28] No, no, but I'll be on the back of the people but I will I will absolutely

[04:51:33] Bro, you've never even seen me play people. How can you say you're just running? I'm sorry. I think

[04:51:37] But sir what you play this year's this year's people I played one time against me and that's the reason why I have no

[04:51:45] I've got but feed is good here's the thing in FIFA fucking 23 I was dim I was there too in my peak oh

[04:51:53] oh wait you would wait in people which one people 23 I was there too you were there too yes wait

[04:52:04] but ultimate team were like normal

[04:52:06] ultimate team were on his favorite

[04:52:08] ultimate team

[04:52:10] so do you have an ultimate team now?

[04:52:12] no i just downloaded the game this week

[04:52:16] do you have an ultimate team?

[04:52:20] wait it actually works on me you somehow

[04:52:24] it was better on me

[04:52:26] you said you were lagging

[04:52:30] you said you were lagging me

[04:52:32] How do I even control their chain?

[04:52:43] Desi, you said you were gonna kick my ass and you said rank doesn't even match

[04:52:51] Come on, come on, come on, I might start screaming. Come on, no!

[04:52:55] technically you said you weren't gonna jump and you and you've been jumping the whole game

[04:53:35] Let's get it on FIFA.

[04:53:36] Let's get it on FIFA.

[04:53:37] Let's get it on FIFA.

[04:53:38] Let's get it on FIFA.

[04:53:39] Bro, did you think that was my head?

[04:53:41] Did you think that was my head?

[04:53:43] I did!

[04:53:44] I thought I was scoring!

[04:53:46] Oh, I can't.

[04:53:47] Alright, let's get it on FIFA.

[04:53:49] Now, let's get it on FIFA.

[04:53:51] So, what club do you support aside from Arsenal?

[04:53:54] Just Arsenal?

[04:53:55] Um, if I was to pick any other club, I'd say I like Real Madrid in La Liga.

[04:54:03] It involves to say, it involves to do like Bundesliga,

[04:54:06] I'll probably say Bayern Munich.

[04:54:08] It involves to say in Premier League apart from Arsenal.

[04:54:16] Oh, I'll give it to Man City, you know.

[04:54:19] Are you?

[04:54:20] Yeah.

[04:54:21] Wait a second.

[04:54:23] Are you just a glory hunter?

[04:54:25] You support Bayern and you support fucking Madrid and you support Man City, I've never even heard of that.

[04:54:37] That's not even possible. That's literally not possible.

[04:54:42] Okay, here's my conclusion to why.

[04:54:45] I feel like if you support the top teams, you will never be angry like...

[04:54:52] Yeah, but that's fucked up!

[04:54:55] You just signed it!

[04:54:56] Bro, you support Madrid, and Bayern, and Citi.

[04:54:59] How long have you been supporting Citi for?

[04:55:01] Outside of Arsenal?

[04:55:03] Um, uh, since last year when they won the league.

[04:55:06] No, alright, alright, alright, alright.

[04:55:08] Hey, hey, hey, let's play.

[04:55:10] Let's play, let's play.

[04:55:11] Bro, this guy's a jackass.

[04:55:13] This guy's dude.

[04:55:14] Alright, let's play, let's play.

[04:55:16] Okay, what club do you want to use?

[04:55:18] Wait, are we doing random or new word?

[04:55:20] Um, yeah, we'll do random fuck it. Wait, okay. Can I swear yes, bro? What?

[04:55:27] What okay, what's ever question is that?

[04:55:30] Fuck okay shit

[04:55:34] Fuck shit, okay. All right. Okay. I'm loading up

[04:55:41] All right, Deji, Deji, I'm gonna go tinkle

[04:55:44] Can you figure out your v8 user so I can add you on there your ea name?

[04:55:47] What you're gonna go tinkle did you say oh my god I'm weak speeds name. Oh fuck not as much as my

[04:55:55] All right, I'm gonna go tinkle. Yes tinkle BRB BRB dude now chat run predictions now

[04:56:00] I don't know how people is gonna go chat. I don't know. He's English so he immediately gets a buff in FIFA immediately

[04:56:11] Okay, um chat I'm winning this I'm pretty sure you know this I don't I don't need to

[04:56:17] I don't I don't need to like sugarcoat it or whatever. I've won this game hundred percent

[04:56:23] I don't even know if you can see me. Well, hello. I don't have a stream up

[04:56:27] So I can't I can't actually read the chat, but yeah

[04:56:32] We got this

[04:56:35] Oh

[04:56:36] You know, okay, tell me we're doing random teams, aren't we okay? It doesn't matter

[04:56:40] I was gonna ask you guys to tell me to pick and ask gonna play them who cares

[04:56:45] because I'm going to, ah, low key, ah, if he was here,

[04:56:49] I'd say we'd do like a proper four for it,

[04:56:51] like get spanked or something, like a belt,

[04:56:54] whip to the ass, or like a ghost pepper chili,

[04:56:58] each time you can see the goal.

[04:57:00] That would be so good in my opinion.

[04:57:04] But it is what it is.

[04:57:09] Wait.

[04:57:12] Um.

[04:57:15] I need to turn, turn back.

[04:57:22] Wait.

[04:57:27] Wait.

[04:57:31] Ga-la.

[04:57:36] Am I good?

[04:57:38] Ga-la. Ga-la. Ga-la.

[04:57:42] Dad, do you know the PA name, Dash?

[04:57:45] Um, yes.

[04:57:47] Hi, Dash.

[04:57:47] Why is Degi gigantic on the screen?

[04:57:51] Am I?

[04:57:51] He's like, assuming me.

[04:57:54] Oh, OK.

[04:57:55] So my name, I don't mind.

[04:57:57] It's I am not Degi.

[04:57:59] Couple to I, couple to A, couple to N, couple to D.

[04:58:03] Way to go undercover there, Dash.

[04:58:06] Ha ha ha ha.

[04:58:08] I mean, dude.

[04:58:09] All right.

[04:58:11] wait so it is

[04:58:13] it's that

[04:58:17] yes a capri son

[04:58:19] I have no words bro

[04:58:21] alright, alright Deji how do I

[04:58:23] how do I find you? I am not Deji

[04:58:25] I am not Deji

[04:58:27] okay I'm getting a lot of from the quiz

[04:58:29] yeah no shit

[04:58:31] you should have probably texted me

[04:58:33] maybe I should have said that

[04:58:35] now I'm gonna add you right now Deji

[04:58:37] you see that

[04:58:39] wait wait which one it should be check what is my shit oh okay now I see it I

[04:58:49] see it are you sure it could be a fake me oh no I see I see I see I see all right

[04:58:53] now I'm gonna invite you because you're better and we need to play on NA servers

[04:58:57] right all right that's fine that's fine

[04:58:59] brahman American company some slack I mean no you guys you guys are pretty

[04:59:05] good yeah I mean you guys you have your own name for it as well suck sucker

[04:59:14] isn't it suck her suck her sorry so we're not we're not gonna take the piss

[04:59:21] out of that we're not gonna take the piss out of soccer all right dude are

[04:59:26] you in here wait did you invite me yes do you see it oh bro I've got so many

[04:59:35] So many requests. Oh, this is yeah, you should have texted it, bro

[04:59:39] I you just burrowed it out on a live stream that

[04:59:43] This I know you're a youtuber

[04:59:46] This I know you're a youtuber

[04:59:50] Okay, I think I joined oh

[04:59:53] My god, you're in here. You're in here. I'm gonna gotta alright. So we gotta make this fair

[04:59:59] So does when is the last time you were division one in people? Oh, we do a punishment

[05:00:03] I'm down. I'm down. What? Okay. Are we doing a punishment every time we concede or is it

[05:00:17] if we lose the game?

[05:00:18] That's a great question. Lose the game. So, okay, let's do a best of three first one

[05:00:25] to win two games. Okay. So, okay, cool. You are going to go. You are going to go. Um,

[05:00:31] Wait, okay, okay, all right, sorry.

[05:00:34] Genshi, when is the last time you're, sorry.

[05:00:37] When is the last time you're a div one, 2014?

[05:00:40] I think maybe 2015 or 2012, one of them.

[05:00:46] It's got a one in it.

[05:00:48] So it's one of those ones.

[05:00:50] Well, you haven't been div one in 10 years,

[05:00:52] is what you're saying?

[05:00:54] Like I said, it don't matter about the division.

[05:00:56] Yeah, I'm sorry to think it matters

[05:00:58] because you said the rank in rockin'ly didn't matter.

[05:01:01] And you lost 18 to one.

[05:01:03] So it matters, it matters.

[05:01:05] Okay, dead.

[05:01:07] So, okay, you are, do you think you're better than me?

[05:01:11] Yes, oh, hands down, hands down.

[05:01:14] Cause we are on my server, so, okay,

[05:01:16] do you wanna do Premier League teams?

[05:01:18] Okay, cool.

[05:01:20] All right, I'm gonna pick the best,

[05:01:21] I'm gonna pick the best team in Premier League history.

[05:01:25] All right, here.

[05:01:27] Bro, you should already know.

[05:01:28] Best team of Rear League history.

[05:01:32] Says who?

[05:01:34] They've produced the most legends in the last 10 years to the best team in the practice.

[05:01:40] Okay, all right, name five legends that they produced.

[05:01:44] Mom and Salah, Virgil van Dijk, Florian Verts.

[05:01:48] No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, you can't see.

[05:01:52] Virgil van Dijk is a legend if he's currently playing.

[05:01:56] you reach legend status buddy after after you after you retire first I mean

[05:02:04] first off it's Virgil van did second it once he retired is gonna be classified as

[05:02:09] one of the greatest center bats ever next up Stephen Jara do you know I don't

[05:02:14] ever keep going I didn't keep I didn't give up I know Stephen Jara okay I'll

[05:02:18] I'll give you that one. Wait, wait, wait, how did you say his name?

[05:02:21] Steven Gerard.

[05:02:23] What are you laughing about? What are you laughing about?

[05:02:29] What's Steven Gerard? Why are you not pronouncing the Z?

[05:02:32] Steven Gerard.

[05:02:35] Steven Gerard.

[05:02:36] It's a slight G. It's a silent D. Steven Gerard.

[05:02:42] Steven Gerard?

[05:02:43] Yeah, it's a very subtle D. It's subtle D.

[05:02:47] I'll give you a subtle D.

[05:02:49] If you ain't careful.

[05:02:50] Yeah.

[05:02:51] Bro, I can't ever go to England again.

[05:02:54] This guy's a creep.

[05:02:55] Yeah.

[05:02:56] I can't ever go to England again.

[05:02:58] This guy's a creep.

[05:02:59] All right, Dengie, Dengie.

[05:03:00] OK, OK.

[05:03:02] So, OK, Liverpool.

[05:03:04] Now, do you know the next guy I'm going to name, right?

[05:03:07] Legend.

[05:03:07] I'm going.

[05:03:08] Going.

[05:03:08] Luis Flores.

[05:03:12] No, he is good, but I disagree with legend status.

[05:03:16] he bit somebody's ear off that's a legend in my eyes. That is a legend in my eyes.

[05:03:24] Tell me people he bit. He bit like four or five people. Oh my god, we almost forgot somebody else.

[05:03:29] Fernando Torres, one of the greatest Spanish strikers of all time. Do I need to keep going?

[05:03:33] Okay, no, no, no, no. You know, he is good. I'll give you that. Yeah, Fernando Torres, yeah.

[05:03:38] Wait, how many is that? I think that's four. Six. That's six.

[05:03:42] Vart, Virgil Vendee, Steven Gerrard, Luis Suarez, Fernando Torres, Mo Salah.

[05:03:54] You know what, I'll put, yeah, I like Mo Salah.

[05:03:56] All right, cool.

[05:03:57] What do you mean you like, like, bro?

[05:03:58] Mo Salah was the best winner in the prime of the last 10 years.

[05:04:02] Okay, in the last 10 years, no, I disagree.

[05:04:05] Who's the better winner than Mohammed Salah in the last 10 years?

[05:04:08] Saka.

[05:04:10] Pfft.

[05:04:11] Yeah, right now, what do you mean? You can't, you can't actually call an IP that, though.

[05:04:14] Say that sentence with a straight face while looking at the camera.

[05:04:21] Wait, um...

[05:04:23] Don't smile, but don't smile.

[05:04:25] You can't smile.

[05:04:26] Okay.

[05:04:28] I believe...

[05:04:30] Saka...

[05:04:30] You're smiling again.

[05:04:32] I'm not smiling!

[05:04:32] Bro, don't smile!

[05:04:34] Yeah, dude, don't smile. Say the sentence.

[05:04:36] I believe...

[05:04:38] Saka...

[05:04:40] has trumped over Mo Salah this year and last year.

[05:04:43] No, no, I said the last 10 years. That's what I said.

[05:04:48] All right, fine. Um, but no, but no, but Saka wasn't in, when did he join Arsenal?

[05:04:56] Like 2021, 2022?

[05:04:57] Yeah, so we can go the last five years.

[05:05:00] Last four years. Bro, last four years, you think Saka's better than Salah?

[05:05:05] Yes.

[05:05:05] You're a biased ass fan, bro.

[05:05:07] No, no, no, it's not for me to be biased though, but it could start to speak for itself.

[05:05:13] I mean, right?

[05:05:16] Jack, am I right or am I wrong?

[05:05:18] Am I right or am I wrong?

[05:05:21] No, but your chance is going to be on your side.

[05:05:24] Bro, but here's the thing, if you go off the last four years, you're also not like,

[05:05:29] bro, you're, you're, Saka's a young player and Moe's a old player, so you can't really,

[05:05:34] like, that comparisons make sense.

[05:05:35] Bro, Salah's peak years is better than Saka's peak years, period.

[05:05:40] No, but Saka hasn't had his peak years yet.

[05:05:43] He's still young.

[05:05:45] Yeah, bro, Moe is a better winger than Saka.

[05:05:48] Why?

[05:05:49] I disagree.

[05:05:50] I disagree.

[05:05:51] I'll actually, no, genuinely, I actually disagree.

[05:05:55] You can't, bro.

[05:05:56] Because Saka is still young, he hasn't even hit his prime yet.

[05:06:01] prime yet. Pretty sure it's over 30 yet. So and I believe like football, you hit your

[05:06:06] prime and you're 30. And then you just it's 28. I think it's 28 is your prime. Is it 28?

[05:06:13] 28 is your prime. Yeah. Yeah. 28. Wait, how old is Zach? 28 is your prime, but it depends

[05:06:20] on the player here. Bro, you ready to play? Zach is 24, bro. She's 24. I thought he

[05:06:28] He was old enough when okay, okay, but what I'm saying is if you take most salad's best year ever

[05:06:35] It's better than any of soccer's best years ever

[05:06:42] Bro wait Jack wait, I don't even know the stats, but I'm gonna assume bro most salad's second best year ever

[05:06:48] It's probably better than soccer's best year ever literally bro. Literally, bro. Do you know how good most salad is?

[05:06:55] Wait, alright, so I'm checking stats this season.

[05:07:02] Bro, I'm not even kidding.

[05:07:04] You might be able to take Mo Salah's third best year, and it's better than Saka's best

[05:07:08] year.

[05:07:09] Do you realize how good Mo Salah is?

[05:07:11] Bro, he like, yeah, look at your phone, you're smiling, you see the stats?

[05:07:16] Look at the stats!

[05:07:18] That's Bahamut Salah, buddy!

[05:07:20] Show respect!

[05:07:21] Fuck!

[05:07:22] You gotta compare him to Mo Salah, right, Daniel?

[05:07:26] But I'm still saying that Mo Salah, wait, how old is Mo Salah?

[05:07:30] Mo Salah's.

[05:07:31] Okay, somebody in my chat just said this, and if this is true, this is insane.

[05:07:35] He said Muhammad Salah's best year, or no, he said Muhammad Salah's worst year at Liverpool

[05:07:40] is better than Saka's best year at Arsenal.

[05:07:44] Now I don't know if that's true, I don't know if that's true, but that's what

[05:07:48] he said.

[05:07:49] wait so what did he said most sellers worse year is better than that that

[05:07:55] might be true

[05:08:02] okay wait I need to do all the formations no no no no no no I don't know how to do

[05:08:10] that keep your people you can't wait I can't change I don't know how to do any

[05:08:15] about okay wait all right so we're gonna do best of three first one to win two

[05:08:25] games and we'll go to we'll go to different teams each game all right

[05:08:32] cool wait what is the punishment wait

[05:08:38] that I have it yeah I have the

[05:08:40] punishment all right loser has to oil

[05:08:42] up wait oh my gosh really loser has to

[05:08:48] oil up with no shirt and dance I do

[05:08:51] You're a beer. You're a beer.

[05:08:55] You know what? I'm winning.

[05:08:59] I'm winning.

[05:09:02] Wait.

[05:09:04] This part is a little laggy.

[05:09:07] Okay.

[05:09:09] No excuse though. I got this.

[05:09:12] Bro, this is lag-sensual.

[05:09:15] I'll still be you, but this is lag.

[05:09:18] much look forward to. Oh my gosh bro this is. Get the oil. Bro I can tell. I can tell

[05:09:35] three minutes in. Get the oil. Get the oil dude. The same guy keeps adding me and sending

[05:09:44] a friend of yours. I'm going to wait for it. No, bro, this should be a suit.

[05:09:51] No, bro, this is not good. Well, play game 20U. All right? Play game 20U.

[05:10:09] What, two games on the out side dude?

[05:10:11] No, no game two on EU!

[05:10:14] Alright, okay, game two on EU.

[05:10:16] Wait, so what, do I weigh it up after this?

[05:10:19] No, it's after the best of three.

[05:10:21] Okay, okay, alright.

[05:10:31] Okay, you know what, that's fair, that's fair.

[05:10:33] Vert, Vert, VERT!

[05:10:39] Oh my bros, I, I, there we go.

[05:10:42] But you see how red, it's so laggy right bros!

[05:10:46] Bro it's not that bad!

[05:10:48] F***ing cry baby!

[05:10:50] It's not that bad!

[05:10:52] It's your god!

[05:10:54] Okay you'll see.

[05:10:57] Turn around.

[05:10:58] Oh my gosh bros.

[05:11:01] F**K!

[05:11:03] F**K!

[05:11:06] I can already tell you bad,

[05:11:08] You're just winning because of like

[05:11:12] Yeah, it's not ironic it's not ironic against me I was lagging on any server

[05:11:20] Motherfuckers I was lagging on my own servers. Well, I can't I can't tackle you. There we go

[05:11:31] Well, this is a play of you, bro, you sound like a baby back bitch

[05:11:35] All right, okay, is that multi-nota God?

[05:11:39] Zuby Mindy.

[05:11:40] Zuby Mindy.

[05:11:41] Boom!

[05:11:42] I didn't run into you!

[05:11:45] Freaking crab, baby dude.

[05:11:47] Move, move, move, move!

[05:11:49] Bring the keeper out.

[05:11:50] I thought you would remember how to do that.

[05:11:52] Have a look!

[05:11:54] Go for it, have a look!

[05:11:56] Let's go home!

[05:11:58] Let's go DK!

[05:12:00] Let's go DK!

[05:12:02] You got to get involved with Saka.

[05:12:22] You're not getting your leaders involved, dude.

[05:12:25] It can run!

[05:12:27] Oh my god.

[05:12:29] So you know you're gonna have to oil up right you probably should not have said that deal

[05:12:34] Oh my

[05:12:37] No, I'm gonna defend you that's a sign that's a sign that's fine. That's let's go sign

[05:12:44] Oh my god

[05:12:48] Yeah, we're gonna do games you want you to stop fucking try it

[05:12:56] Bucks

[05:12:59] And on to grab and back back back.

[05:13:07] They just can't get that right now.

[05:13:13] That's where the problem has the ball.

[05:13:14] What are you going to do?

[05:13:15] Fuck fucking tiny milk that wasn't a good part of how you see how you see how this.

[05:13:23] I'm going to win on you.

[05:13:25] I'm going to run this impossible impossible impossible impossible impossible impossible

[05:13:29] the minute you feel this leg then you'll be like ah you know what okay no that's not it it's not gonna happen

[05:13:37] more now with salad i should take it with more work from our soul to win back possession

[05:13:42] but despite it's the best club of the front here look at their lineup do you see their lineup

[05:13:48] bro even if Liverpool is not the best club of the front this year Liverpool is going to be the

[05:13:52] best club of the front next year because if we got new talent that's getting used to each other

[05:13:56] Okay, who else?

[05:14:03] Okay, who else?

[05:14:08] Gravenberg.

[05:14:09] Do you even know who Gravenberg- oh my gosh, who's that?

[05:14:14] From the Battle Reds, bro.

[05:14:16] Okay, alright.

[05:14:17] So you actually didn't know your football, okay.

[05:14:19] I know about Liverpool and Barca.

[05:14:21] Well, this isn't a game of great power.

[05:14:53] 100% no way there's no way you're winning just I just want to be your game

[05:15:09] Okay, all right

[05:15:23] People 23 was my prime. Well, no people 14 was my prime

[05:15:27] People 23 was my second prime

[05:15:29] BIRDS! BIRDS! BIRDS! BIRDS!

[05:15:34] MOLE!

[05:15:39] God damn it, Alexis McHouse, dude

[05:15:45] God f-

[05:15:45] Virgil, no!

[05:15:46] BIRGEL!

[05:15:47] BIRGEL!

[05:15:48] BIRGEL!

[05:15:49] DICK!

[05:15:50] NOBODY GETS BATS, BIRGEL!

[05:15:53] Burks.

[05:15:55] Ekateke.

[05:15:57] More, more, more, more, more.

[05:16:00] Every time he's on the ball, he's deadly.

[05:16:04] What type of shit pass is that, Ekateke?

[05:16:06] What the fuck?

[05:16:08] Whoa.

[05:16:10] Okay.

[05:16:12] So laggy, bro.

[05:16:14] So laggy. Bro, you're so laggy.

[05:16:16] Scare it! Scare it!

[05:16:18] Scare it to happening, bro!

[05:16:20] Bro, you just make excuses.

[05:16:22] make excuses. Oh my god. And

[05:16:27] right and feel again. Then a

[05:16:30] class in that first time. Oh

[05:16:34] yes. Yes, Mo. Yes, Mo. No.

[05:16:38] No, no, no, no. Brochata

[05:16:43] the golden parental nine. So, I

[05:16:46] got score. Good. Good. Good.

[05:16:50] I was going to win on E.Yale.

[05:16:55] I was going to do that.

[05:16:59] Moe! Moe!

[05:17:00] That's outside.

[05:17:01] Bro, it's Moe.

[05:17:02] I know his taste.

[05:17:03] He's never off, bro.

[05:17:04] Get him in three-poom.

[05:17:05] Get him in three-poom.

[05:17:06] Grab him back.

[05:17:07] There was a lot of players from Netherlands, chat.

[05:17:12] Three-poom, Van Dier, and grab him back.

[05:17:15] That is the best player in the Premier League, Kent.

[05:17:28] Fuck!

[05:17:30] I don't know what to say.

[05:17:33] At Liverpool they win the league, they don't bother the league.

[05:17:37] Oh my God!

[05:17:39] They win the league, they don't bother the league.

[05:17:42] It doesn't matter, it doesn't matter!

[05:17:44] When Liverpool is in first, they don't bottle it.

[05:17:48] You guys bottle it every time.

[05:17:50] You gotta meet for the ball.

[05:17:52] RAP!

[05:17:54] Have a word with them, RAP.

[05:17:56] See, you know, I could shoot this.

[05:17:58] What is your cause for that?

[05:18:00] You know.

[05:18:02] You gotta meet for the ball.

[05:18:04] You gotta meet for the ball.

[05:18:06] You gotta meet for the ball.

[05:18:08] You gotta meet for the ball.

[05:18:10] They don't fucking bother.

[05:18:12] Arsenal gets in first and they fucking bother, dude.

[05:18:15] Bro, you see in this leg, bro!

[05:18:18] Bro!

[05:18:18] Oh, man!

[05:18:19] Oh!

[05:18:20] Oh!

[05:18:21] Okay.

[05:18:22] All right.

[05:18:24] You know what I need to do?

[05:18:25] I need to just predict what I'm doing.

[05:18:28] Oh, could be a chance here.

[05:18:29] That's all I need to do.

[05:18:29] Just predict where you're gonna go.

[05:18:31] Bang, you see that?

[05:18:32] Just predictions.

[05:18:33] That's it.

[05:18:34] It's just predictions.

[05:18:35] Bang!

[05:18:36] See?

[05:18:37] No.

[05:18:38] That's mine predicts where you're gonna go.

[05:18:43] See, I didn't do, more, more, more, but I won.

[05:18:48] And I got no, oh my God.

[05:18:51] I was trying to go to the TK man.

[05:18:55] That would have been a hat trick, y'all.

[05:18:58] Jedgie, I thought you were gonna be.

[05:19:00] Bro, it's okay, no, you can't say that when you have advances.

[05:19:04] It's really not fair.

[05:19:06] I don't think you're gonna be...

[05:19:08] Okay, alright.

[05:19:09] This is...

[05:19:12] HECKATIKAAAAY!

[05:19:18] You actually thought...

[05:19:19] You actually thought that was gonna happen.

[05:19:22] What's the punishment?

[05:19:23] Uh, the loser has to oil up and dance to a song.

[05:19:26] That's picked by the winner.

[05:19:33] Good prediction.

[05:19:34] Come on.

[05:19:35] Desi, are you planning on shooting today?

[05:19:37] Or are you just dribbling over?

[05:19:38] But I can't get close to your neck because of leg!

[05:19:42] I guess... I don't...

[05:19:44] Bro, you'll see.

[05:19:45] When we play live, live somewhere, you'll see.

[05:19:48] There you go.

[05:19:49] Okay, so you're not planning on shooting today,

[05:19:51] as much as that.

[05:19:55] You're just dribbling over.

[05:19:56] You're not so annoying as well.

[05:19:57] The same brother keeps sending the same friend invite to me.

[05:20:01] Oh, he's got him.

[05:20:02] He's done it

[05:20:14] You see this line up tell me this isn't the best team in the press. Do you see this line up dude?

[05:20:19] Do you see this goddamn line? I've never been to an food. No, but I want to go

[05:20:24] I'd say I'd take you, but I'd be careful.

[05:20:34] Okay, what the fuck?

[05:20:38] That would have been offside as well.

[05:20:42] That would have been on, buddy.

[05:20:46] Jeremy, for him.

[05:20:49] Make a run!

[05:20:51] Why would you! I didn't...

[05:20:52] Oh my God, bro, you're such a freaking rager.

[05:20:55] Who's gonna like your cheek, dude?

[05:20:57] Hey, yo. Stop blaming the players. You're the one controlling that.

[05:21:00] Okay, yeah. Bro, you're such a freaking rager, dude.

[05:21:03] Okay, I can't wait. I can't wait for the next game, bro.

[05:21:06] I can't wait.

[05:21:08] AAAAAH!

[05:21:11] I CAN'T NEED THAT!

[05:21:13] Oh, man. Bro, you actually hold me.

[05:21:16] You actually bad at this game.

[05:21:18] Me and Neil are doing this thing.

[05:21:19] Yeah, yeah, yeah, because it was a blank, bro.

[05:21:22] Exactly.

[05:21:22] What?

[05:21:23] At least FIFA is realistic.

[05:21:24] Liverpool 3-0 also.

[05:21:26] At least FIFA is realistic, though.

[05:21:30] At least FIFA is really, really cool.

[05:21:34] And this is the best keeper in the world right there.

[05:21:37] What's his name?

[05:21:40] Adamson Becker.

[05:21:41] More!

[05:21:42] More!

[05:21:43] More!

[05:21:44] More!

[05:21:45] More!

[05:21:45] Chop them!

[05:21:46] More!

[05:21:47] More!

[05:21:49] I can't I can't even

[05:21:56] I have 170 King

[05:22:01] Wait for no

[05:22:09] Come on for no then where is it backwards to go forwards? This is American soccer

[05:22:19] Oh

[05:22:33] Three now you're deliverable chance

[05:22:41] For the only place

[05:22:43] So bro you know the next game is on you right?

[05:22:47] Yes.

[05:22:48] Oh it's on your hand Dan.

[05:22:51] He's done it.

[05:22:53] He's done it twice.

[05:22:55] Gun me.

[05:22:56] You didn't do anything.

[05:22:58] What were you saying?

[05:22:59] F**K!

[05:23:01] and your 4-0 down to the other pool. 4-0 down buddy. Oh my god, bro.

[05:23:30] So on my servers it's 4k, see what happens on the e-mails.

[05:23:38] Come on! Shut the fuck up!

[05:23:42] You know that goal matters, right?

[05:23:44] That goal matters.

[05:23:46] That's bullshits!

[05:23:48] Alright, cool, my servers.

[05:23:50] My servers are fine.

[05:23:52] Wait, wait, man of the match, man of the match. Watch the ceremony.

[05:23:55] Watch the ceremony.

[05:23:57] really well we're not watching this from are you serious go to the next match all right now

[05:24:05] okay but we don't rematch because you got a house okay you got a house

[05:24:09] so how does it feel now that Ekatike was inside you for 90 minutes okay all right

[05:24:15] how do you know that Ekatike was inside you for 90 minutes all right we'll see we'll see

[05:24:21] right why is it taking so long to load there we go all right so what if i invite you it'll

[05:24:27] be my service, correct? Yes, if you invite me, it'll automatically be a service. Now remember,

[05:24:32] we agreed it comes down to goal differential. So like if you win by, you got to win by five goals

[05:24:38] for it to be on DU. All right, cool. If you win by four, and it's time to do rock, paper, scissors.

[05:24:45] All right, cool. Um, who might pick it?

[05:24:47] I'm

[05:24:54] Fuck wait, what?

[05:24:57] Dude, desi

[05:24:59] Bro, now if I've been on EU like after you just sat there in fucking complaint

[05:25:06] For fucking 20 minutes if I put on EU bro, you got to hang it up

[05:25:12] All right, okay deal. I'll hang it up

[05:25:14] Wait, now I'm sad, don't hang it up.

[05:25:18] Alright, guys, do you mind?

[05:25:20] Do you mind?

[05:25:21] Chat, we're not hanging out.

[05:25:22] It's best of three.

[05:25:23] It's best of three.

[05:25:24] We're not paying one.

[05:25:25] Do you invite me to get ass?

[05:25:28] Yeah.

[05:25:29] What should I do again?

[05:25:30] Hold up.

[05:25:31] Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.

[05:25:37] Bro, crunchy pebble, can you fuck off?

[05:25:40] Yeah, no, I'm muted all, um...

[05:25:43] You're doing game three on Asia service. I

[05:25:50] Think low-key. Yeah, we should

[05:25:56] Alright, I'm ready. So

[05:26:00] What clubs what clubs should we do? I'm gonna real real Madrid. Let's go

[05:26:06] You're such a pussy

[05:26:08] I'll tell you, it became the game!

[05:26:10] It became the game!

[05:26:11] It became the game!

[05:26:13] Nah, it became the game!

[05:26:14] Good luck!

[05:26:15] Good luck!

[05:26:17] Jack, this guy is such a pussy.

[05:26:20] No, Rose!

[05:26:20] Jack, don't do so!

[05:26:21] Go back!

[05:26:23] I can't!

[05:26:24] You fucked it!

[05:26:25] Why would you pick that?

[05:26:26] Alright, let's just do it.

[05:26:28] Let's do it.

[05:26:28] But, we're not that!

[05:26:29] That's right!

[05:26:30] No!

[05:26:30] I'll invite you again.

[05:26:33] This guy, what are you trying to do?

[05:26:35] Okay, I see the game.

[05:26:37] I get it now.

[05:26:38] I understand it now bro. If you use Madrid, I'm just gonna use PSG buddy. I go for it

[05:26:46] All right, so that's me now we're on your search and by the way you have to well up

[05:26:53] Yeah, cool cool. So if you beat me then yeah, I owe it up. That's it. You beat me there

[05:27:02] I'm just gonna use it. If I win

[05:27:04] and I went and I had a better goal difference.

[05:27:08] You play in my service again and I beat you down.

[05:27:12] Okay, I'm gonna use these ones.

[05:27:15] Stop sweating.

[05:27:16] I'm sorry, you sweat so much.

[05:27:20] All right, let's look at a team challenge.

[05:27:22] We have Bice, Levon Goltski, Raphinha,

[05:27:26] Danny Olmo, LaMingha Ball,

[05:27:28] Petri Daly, Frankie Dion,

[05:27:31] Baldi, Martinez, Kulasi, Kunde, I work it.

[05:27:36] I'm gonna use the greatest club ever

[05:27:37] and you're gonna use Reamotrip.

[05:27:38] All right, back, let's go.

[05:27:40] All right, wait, wait, wait.

[05:27:41] I'm gonna do that.

[05:27:45] Wait, let me, there he is.

[05:27:48] Get up to him.

[05:27:51] I'm one.

[05:27:55] I'll put him instead.

[05:27:56] All right, okay.

[05:27:57] I'm ready. Okay. I'm ready. I'm ready for this penis. Yeah, I'm ready. Give me that

[05:28:25] Dick

[05:28:29] This guy's fucked in the head chat this guy's fucked in the head

[05:28:35] All right, let's go come on

[05:28:41] Look at this fucking banter club they spend all that money and they cannot win

[05:28:47] They spend all that money and they can't win Jesus

[05:28:50] Yeah, I gotta spend a billion dollars on a fucking team to still get shit on by Barca

[05:28:56] All right, are you gonna are you gonna skip?

[05:29:00] I'm using the greatest club ever. Oh, look at that. No leg! You're a screed!

[05:29:16] So you're gonna win for the TV, right?

[05:29:20] This is a piece of vibrate between two of your experts and I just got a abuse case with a

[05:29:29] Well, wait, we're gonna make the views with a boppy and then luckily for you

[05:29:35] That's a side

[05:29:38] Sorry, come on

[05:29:42] Realized bar size the club that made off sidetrack

[05:29:46] All right, okay. Well, I made this popular goal

[05:29:50] You suck!

[05:29:51] Come on, watch me!

[05:29:52] What happened to the skipping celebration jacket?

[05:29:53] What happened to that?

[05:29:54] You kicked the back?

[05:29:55] So what, this means full goals, right?

[05:29:56] Easy.

[05:29:57] You need a full goal differential.

[05:29:58] Alright.

[05:29:59] Alright.

[05:30:00] You're gonna get it.

[05:30:01] You got it.

[05:30:02] Alright.

[05:30:03] You got it.

[05:30:04] Alright.

[05:30:05] Alright.

[05:30:06] Alright.

[05:30:07] Alright.

[05:30:08] Alright.

[05:30:09] Alright.

[05:30:10] Alright.

[05:30:11] Alright.

[05:30:12] Alright.

[05:30:13] Alright.

[05:30:14] Alright.

[05:30:15] Alright.

[05:30:16] Alright.

[05:30:17] Alright.

[05:30:18] Alright.

[05:30:19] All right

[05:30:24] Nice, I don't know what that was

[05:30:27] I mean god you can quit you can't wait can I have his 19 to see

[05:30:37] Go make a run Vinnie make a run Vinnie and you don't oh my gosh, I did bro. I'm still a friggin pace abuse

[05:30:44] Hey, game's a game. This doesn't even work for them in real life though. They suck.

[05:30:50] They literally cannot be Bartholomew.

[05:30:54] Ramin' Gamble. Bumble.

[05:30:58] Robot! Robot!

[05:31:01] Robot!

[05:31:05] Robot! Never go skate!

[05:31:08] SUCK HIS POLICE, BEAT US, SUCK HIS POLICE, CUT!

[05:31:18] RUM, I NEVER GO STAY!

[05:31:23] So what happened to the service?

[05:31:25] What happened to the service, bro?

[05:31:28] Wait, nah, it's not done yet. The game's still good.

[05:31:33] That's it?

[05:31:35] Oh my gosh.

[05:31:38] This is C.A.P. Give me that.

[05:31:43] And he has options available.

[05:31:45] Not that.

[05:31:47] Okay, I've realised, you just press the circle button.

[05:31:51] Yeah, okay, I've got your numbered now.

[05:31:54] All I need to do is just double-bush you, and that's it.

[05:31:57] You see that? You see that?

[05:31:59] Yeah, bro, you've got some lucky battles.

[05:32:02] Nah, you can't do anything now.

[05:32:04] Oh, you're struggling now.

[05:32:06] You're struggling now.

[05:32:08] Oh, look at this.

[05:32:10] Oh, I have got you numbers.

[05:32:12] I've got you numbers.

[05:32:13] I know how to play.

[05:32:14] I know how to beat you now.

[05:32:15] I know how to beat you.

[05:32:16] Is that the short?

[05:32:19] Yeah.

[05:32:20] Oh, oh, oh, yeah, no place, mate.

[05:32:22] OK.

[05:32:24] Bombs.

[05:32:25] La mingamo.

[05:32:27] La mingamo.

[05:32:30] Take the ball from him.

[05:32:31] Madrid can't do it in real life.

[05:32:34] Bro, OK, I see how you're playing.

[05:32:36] Why you why you like playing some passes?

[05:32:43] Oh my god

[05:32:47] Classic bar drink holy shit. This is actually realistic

[05:32:51] Yeah, this is a realistic people session never pull back arsenal over a fucking table

[05:32:57] That's realistic and now the rats are on Madrid side. That is realistic

[05:33:01] Wow, this is the most realistic session of FIFA of my fucking life

[05:33:06] Oh my God!

[05:33:14] Okay, Valverde is broken in FIFA.

[05:33:16] He's like 7 feet tall, fast, and has amazing dribbling and shooting.

[05:33:20] That guy is broken in FIFA.

[05:33:24] He's like 18 feet tall.

[05:33:32] Give me, oh my gosh, bro.

[05:34:06] Yeah, look at my nipples, brother.

[05:34:08] Yeah.

[05:34:09] Wait.

[05:34:12] Look at your nipples.

[05:34:13] What?

[05:34:16] OK.

[05:34:17] Yo, Deis, you're playing well, dude.

[05:34:18] I mean, I'm going to be honest.

[05:34:20] When it was on my servers, it was a little bit more of a blowout.

[05:34:25] OK, wait, wait, wait.

[05:34:26] Edit types, it is.

[05:34:32] Yeah, I suppose it is.

[05:34:36] Um, okay.

[05:34:43] Bro, what are you doing intact it?

[05:34:47] We said you're not allowed to intact and do what you want.

[05:34:50] Wait, what did you mean?

[05:34:51] What was that, bro?

[05:34:52] Fuck it, bro.

[05:34:53] Do what you want.

[05:34:54] Do what you want, bro.

[05:34:56] Do what you want.

[05:34:57] How about it beat you on your own servers with that lower overall team?

[05:35:01] Because Barson doesn't mean to spend 8 billion fucking dollars on their team, Ralph.

[05:35:06] Wait, sorry, I missed one thing.

[05:35:09] Yo, OH MY GOD!

[05:35:11] Man, I-

[05:35:12] RECOVER THE FUCKING GAMERING!

[05:35:14] No, okay, alright.

[05:35:16] FUCK!

[05:35:17] Oh my god!

[05:35:19] Alright, okay.

[05:35:21] Okay, there you go, there you go!

[05:35:24] Let's go on ready.

[05:35:26] Oh, this formation just already feels nice.

[05:35:30] the way you play you go you pass the ball in then you pass it out then

[05:36:00] And then, and then I, ho ho ho!

[05:36:03] Ho ho ho!

[05:36:05] Ah, look at this formation. Let me show you why I chose this.

[05:36:13] Awww, I should have done it earlier, man.

[05:36:16] Test again.

[05:36:24] Wait, Menvi?

[05:36:25] Why is Menvi taking this Milital?

[05:36:28] What are you doing?

[05:36:30] Oh, look.

[05:36:40] Of course we'll have a look. Of course we'll have a look.

[05:36:47] Robert! Robert! Robert!

[05:36:52] Robert! Robert!

[05:36:56] Robert!

[05:36:58] Robert Goldscape!

[05:37:08] Where are you going?

[05:37:10] Where are you going, please?

[05:37:18] Tiki! Taka!

[05:37:20] Tiki!

[05:37:22] Taka!

[05:37:24] Tiki!

[05:37:26] Taka!

[05:37:28] Love each other!

[05:37:30] He can't play!

[05:37:32] He can't play!

[05:37:34] He can't play!

[05:37:36] He can't play!

[05:37:38] It's the best club

[05:37:40] of all time!

[05:37:42] Bitch! Fuck!

[05:37:44] Real Madrid!

[05:37:46] Real Madrid plays talent!

[05:37:48] Borja creates talent!

[05:37:50] Remember that!

[05:37:54] brilliant tackle, brilliant tackle, come on, dude, fuck Madrid, fuck Madrid, Rafinha,

[05:38:04] Levan Dosti now, eh, eh, I'm about to tell you what the fuck this is, he's got him,

[05:38:15] Ratt! Ratt! Ratt! Ratt! Ratt! Ratt!

[05:38:17] Where are you going?

[05:38:19] Give me my ass!

[05:38:20] This is bullshit!

[05:38:21] That's the one.

[05:38:24] The patch is all. No charge.

[05:38:26] He's certainly gone off-white and bare.

[05:38:28] I'm going left.

[05:38:32] Take care.

[05:38:33] Nice try.

[05:38:34] I'm out of time. I shouldn't have said it.

[05:38:36] Oh, ho ho! My god!

[05:38:41] Yeah, peace of use with Phineas.

[05:38:43] You play like such a

[05:38:49] You're just abusing pace.

[05:38:54] I'm actually digging you apart.

[05:38:56] Like Barca.

[05:38:57] I'm literally passing around you.

[05:38:59] You're just abusing pace.

[05:39:01] This is sad as fuck.

[05:39:05] Okay.

[05:39:12] Bro, you play boring. That's what you do. It's boring!

[05:39:16] Pause, pause, pause!

[05:39:18] Tiki, Taka, Tiki, Taka!

[05:39:24] Oh my God! You're a nervous wreck right now.

[05:39:27] You're about to lose on your own servers after you complain.

[05:39:33] You know what's funny, John? I'm on EU, and I'm actually...

[05:39:37] I have more internet against speed on NA!

[05:39:42] Hahaha!

[05:39:44] Taniomo!

[05:39:46] Well, we're beyond.

[05:39:48] We're a long way from the perfect pass.

[05:39:50] Well, uh...

[05:39:52] Give me...

[05:39:53] Nice Frankie.

[05:39:54] We got one more chance.

[05:39:55] Ah, you break!

[05:39:56] There we go.

[05:39:57] How do I play?

[05:39:59] No, wait, wait, wait, let me just go first.

[05:40:01] Who can you play it to?

[05:40:06] Brilliant attack.

[05:40:07] Nice Frank.

[05:40:08] What?!

[05:40:10] You're such a noob, bro! You're actually a noob!

[05:40:14] How am I a noob if I beat you 4 mil on my servers and now we're on your servers and it's tight?

[05:40:21] And all of your gold are just spinning me!

[05:40:25] 97 points for this year's junior and 97 points for Pompeii!

[05:40:30] You fucking suck! You actually fucking suck!

[05:40:35] If you don't have the dread, you're losing my three goals or more!

[05:40:42] Okay, wait.

[05:40:45] I'm looking in now. I'm gonna pray for you to smile.

[05:40:49] Alright, right now. There you go.

[05:40:58] Bro, these jerseys look like-

[05:40:59] IT'S MAPPY!

[05:41:01] What the hell is going on with him Brad?

[05:41:08] You're so predictable.

[05:41:10] That's all right.

[05:41:11] That's all right.

[05:41:12] Thank you.

[05:41:13] Call it earlier, man.

[05:41:14] Bloody hell.

[05:41:15] This guy, this guy, this guy is so British, dude.

[05:41:22] Come on, win it.

[05:41:57] The neat avic-

[05:41:59] AVOID VINNY!

[05:42:00] What?

[05:42:01] GO!

[05:42:02] Suck-

[05:42:10] Okay.

[05:42:11] Alright, time to take a total escape.

[05:42:13] Let's better like harcichat.

[05:42:17] Daniel.

[05:42:18] Come on!

[05:42:20] Come on!

[05:42:28] Come on, man!

[05:42:34] Oh, you're such...

[05:42:38] You play, honestly, yeah.

[05:42:40] The way you play, bro, you're so passive.

[05:42:46] It's...

[05:42:47] Stop it, stop it!

[05:42:50] The greatest Polish footballer of all time!

[05:42:59] Pulska, goddammit!

[05:43:07] Fred!

[05:43:10] You're gonna lose. You're gonna lose. You're gonna lose.

[05:43:12] After all that taste of music you're gonna lose. Wow. I would never taste the views with this banter fucking glove

[05:43:19] Because they might be good in FIFA, but they fucking

[05:43:23] Suck in real life. They fucking suck

[05:43:27] This is real football. Tiki, Taka. Oh my god

[05:43:32] I'd rather die than use brown madrid and people really yes if you use madrid and people you're

[05:43:45] immediately a pussy you're a meeting a pussy you're fucking two players with 97 base

[05:43:51] keeping their opponents thinking the game is the game yeah the game is the

[05:43:56] game the game is the game see look at you bro you did a corner and look at where you are

[05:44:05] oh you please

[05:44:10] it's just possession dude watch Barca please

[05:44:14] Pep Guardiola!

[05:44:16] This is a game!

[05:44:18] What were you saying?

[05:44:24] You're not yet away here from the box.

[05:44:26] What were you saying about the box?

[05:44:28] How long though?

[05:44:30] How long are you in the box for?

[05:44:34] Red! Red!

[05:44:36] You're...

[05:44:38] You're choking me!

[05:44:40] Oh my God! I would have sucked his penis.

[05:44:44] Well, he just left composure there thinly. I would have sucked Robert's fucking dick if he scored a fourth

[05:44:51] I'm not even kidding

[05:44:54] Like that look back look back from you love your work. Love your work. I love your work. Love your working back there. Love it. Oh

[05:45:01] Oh

[05:45:31] I can't wait for you to be in the box without the box again.

[05:45:34] What were you saying?

[05:45:36] Oh my god.

[05:45:38] I see why you play like you play.

[05:45:41] It makes sense now.

[05:45:43] You suck.

[05:45:45] I feel like you don't suck.

[05:45:48] I can't see you suck.

[05:45:50] Yeah.

[05:45:52] Oh!

[05:45:54] Well, it's Barcelona's turn now.

[05:45:56] Robert!

[05:45:57] Robert!

[05:46:00] unless you carried on your run I think I'll put on your stuff

[05:46:04] BUSH CACKLE RUM! MOTHERFUCKER! BUSH CACKLE RUM! MOTHERFUCKER!

[05:46:18] Welcome to Neutrol's Place of the Joy 5-5

[05:46:25] Mindy

[05:46:26] Kill out Mindy

[05:47:00] Oh my God!

[05:47:02] Yeah!

[05:47:11] Oh, brilliant. Brilliant stuff.

[05:47:14] You know what? Vinnie...

[05:47:16] Ah, never mind.

[05:47:22] I can't hear you.

[05:47:24] You're not scaring that.

[05:47:26] It comes your nuts over.

[05:47:28] How are you managing to play in this lag? I'm not so curious.

[05:47:33] Are you not lagging? What's your ping?

[05:47:36] 110?

[05:47:37] 110!

[05:47:39] Oh, brilliant. Brilliant stuff. Brilliant stuff. Brilliant.

[05:47:44] I need two goals in ten minutes, Jesus.

[05:47:58] You were literally through one goal and you passed it out!

[05:48:06] This is how I knew you were bad bro!

[05:48:09] Why is this easy?

[05:48:11] You're using my thread on your own server!

[05:48:15] On my own server!

[05:48:17] It was 4-0 and I wasn't paid to use it!

[05:48:21] Take the win and shut your bitch up!

[05:48:25] BAH!

[05:48:27] BAH!

[05:48:28] Look at how you play it.

[05:48:29] You have no honor.

[05:48:30] No fucking honor.

[05:48:32] Zero honor.

[05:48:34] I said you- I- I let you have the bo-

[05:48:36] Wait, what?

[05:48:36] You- you- you- you- you- you- you- you-

[05:48:37] Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.

[05:48:38] Wait, that's not-

[05:48:39] That's not-

[05:48:39] You didn't-

[05:48:40] That's not-

[05:48:40] You didn't say to a doctor.

[05:48:41] Oh my god.

[05:48:42] Better be good, Val. Better be good.

[05:48:45] There we go.

[05:48:46] Good, good, good, good, good.

[05:48:47] Good, good, good, good.

[05:48:48] Good.

[05:48:49] Good stuff, my lad!

[05:48:50] Good stuff!

[05:48:51] Yeah, be your go-keeper out!

[05:48:52] They're not in run!

[05:48:54] Did nothing, man! Come on!

[05:48:59] Oh, this is it! Yeah, I feel good now. I feel good. This is how it was meant to be.

[05:49:10] I'm banning the dreads of every fucking FIFA team.

[05:49:17] I'm banning fucking- No, I'm banning this fucking broken fucking FIFA team.

[05:49:22] I mean, what is what is Rodrigo's face 97?

[05:49:29] But you always bring out your go-kid bro. Yeah, bro catch on. Okay. All right

[05:49:37] Big two big two

[05:49:39] Yeah, you're a scumbag. You're a scumbag. That's your scumbag.

[05:49:52] So, let's get this straight. On my servers, it's 4 now.

[05:49:57] You have the Fina, by the way. That's Pace of Music.

[05:50:00] That's Lizzie Pace of Music. He has the MGolf.

[05:50:02] Yes, my Golf! On my servers.

[05:50:05] I have liverpool you have arsenal you lose four now on your servers

[05:50:12] It's eight to six and grab a battery

[05:50:16] Shove a controller up your ass

[05:50:19] Bro, I don't even care about the gormap retrosion on the last game. Let's play all these servers again

[05:50:25] Let's just not allow Madrid this team is out king bro

[05:50:29] Oh, this team is like absolute like, I actually think a toddler could score with Madrid.

[05:50:34] I think I have a baby cousin. I think I could give him a controller and he could score with Madrid.

[05:50:40] I won.

[05:50:41] Jack, what is Rocks we go to base? Is it what just 93? Why not?

[05:50:46] I mean this motherfucker has two players with 97 base.

[05:50:51] And he wins by two volts. You are ass, veggie.

[05:50:54] I won.

[05:50:55] Hey, the game's a game. 8 goals for 6.

[05:50:57] Chad, if we play on my service, it's gonna be like 10 now.

[05:51:00] We have to play on my service to keep it fair.

[05:51:03] So, no Madrid for the last game, and honest to you, no Madrid.

[05:51:09] I'm gonna go B.

[05:51:11] All right, I'll start thinking of your club.

[05:51:14] Start thinking of your club here.

[05:51:15] All right, cool.

[05:51:16] No, let me see.

[05:51:17] Let me see.

[05:51:18] Let me see.

[05:51:19] Okay, okay, okay, okay, man like drones, man like women, okay, good.

[05:51:46] I know exactly, but do it, okay.

[05:51:48] Guys would do it with female teams.

[05:51:50] Female teams to end it.

[05:51:52] I feel like that's fair.

[05:51:53] Female teams, female teams, I'll go and boss her.

[05:51:56] Female teams, I'll go and boss her.

[05:51:59] Ooh, perfect.

[05:52:01] I feel like, yeah, that's fair, right?

[05:52:03] Female teams, I pick boss her.

[05:52:06] 100%.

[05:52:10] Yes, yes.

[05:52:11] Female teams, boss her.

[05:52:13] I feel like female teams make sense, right?

[05:52:16] Right?

[05:52:17] I feel like it makes sense.

[05:52:19] Female teams.

[05:52:21] Final game.

[05:52:22] If Jinxie loses, he has to oil up.

[05:52:26] And I want to see it, bruv.

[05:52:28] I want to see it.

[05:52:29] I want to see him oil up.

[05:52:32] I want to see him oil up.

[05:52:33] I need to.

[05:52:35] 100%.

[05:52:37] 100%.

[05:52:40] What is that?

[05:52:41] That sucks.

[05:52:42] No, wait, no, not really.

[05:52:44] I wanna just win.

[05:52:45] I wanna see the, I wanna see the win.

[05:52:48] Alright.

[05:52:49] Dad, what are you, what are you, what are you saying?

[05:52:52] What are you saying?

[05:52:53] Female teams, we're doing female teams.

[05:52:54] Female teams are picking bossa.

[05:52:57] Female teams are picking boys.

[05:52:59] Wait, isn't that team like fucking broken?

[05:53:02] No, I don't know what you're talking about.

[05:53:04] Don't, no, don't they have like another person with like 97 pace?

[05:53:08] No, no, the thing is they don't actually.

[05:53:10] actually so um female teams bro we're not waiting we show the overall real quick it's

[05:53:16] that way there is look

[05:53:23] don't fuck yourself what do you mean what do you mean there are many other

[05:53:29] teams and the female squads that females or woman's teams that are good

[05:53:34] Can you just fucking play in a level playing field. I'm already on your servers. Let's play football.

[05:53:44] I feel like female teams make sense.

[05:53:48] You know what makes sense? International teams. Let's do it.

[05:53:51] Okay, cool. Then you have to pick your team. I'll pick my team. I'll pick my country. You pick your country, dude.

[05:53:57] But do that.

[05:53:58] I swear, you're going to pick France?

[05:54:01] England, bro.

[05:54:04] I pick England.

[05:54:05] You pick the United States.

[05:54:08] Wait, so let me get this straight.

[05:54:10] You want to do international teams in a FIFA wager,

[05:54:14] but you get England and I get USA?

[05:54:19] I mean, you made the, you said, internationals.

[05:54:23] Let's see their overall.

[05:54:24] Let's see their overall.

[05:54:26] I bet it's not gonna be that bad.

[05:54:31] You wanna, you wanna, turn me slower?

[05:54:36] Bloody hell, you're slow.

[05:54:38] There you go, I feel that's fair. This is fair.

[05:54:40] Deggie, I know you were like dropped on your head or something, Deggie.

[05:54:44] What the heck is this?

[05:54:46] Right now, okay, I'm looking at this.

[05:54:48] Look at it. No, look at it. The defense is only three, three difference.

[05:54:52] The mid, the mid is literally what?

[05:54:55] uh what five and then and then what the nine difference with the attack

[05:55:01] yeah that is not bad bro i thought that's fair that's fair you go england i go

[05:55:08] portugal

[05:55:11] wait oh you got you got rafael leal refalio no no wait no wait i'm gonna go

[05:55:17] france then i'm gonna go france yo france is

[05:55:21] stand. Why? No, no, no, no, you can't! Bam! I like Dembilly. I'm not playing it for

[05:55:28] him back there. I'm playing it for Dembilly.

[05:55:30] So you went from Madrid, which is two 97 pace players, to France, which is two 97

[05:55:36] pace players. You should literally be ashamed of yourself.

[05:55:40] What do you mean? I feel like France is fine.

[05:55:45] Hey, look, watch, hey, watch, hey, you've got the goat, you've got Ronaldo, Sui, you've got Sui.

[05:55:51] Okay, the goat is Messi, bruv.

[05:55:54] No one actually thinks Ronaldo's the goat besides the...

[05:55:56] No, I, I, I, I, I, they're both goats.

[05:55:59] You can't, you can't say that they're not, like, ones a goat and ones not.

[05:56:02] Messi is a goat in his own right and Ronaldo's also a goat in his own right.

[05:56:06] They're both goats.

[05:56:07] Uh, Rock, Messi is the goat of average goals per game, Messi is the goat of average assists per game,

[05:56:14] Messi is the goat of beating Ronaldo in football games.

[05:56:17] Messi is the goat of winning World Cups.

[05:56:20] Messi is the goat of scoring more goals

[05:56:22] in a single season than Ronaldo.

[05:56:24] Messi literally beats Ronaldo in every stack.

[05:56:27] The only reason why this brain dead delusional fan base

[05:56:30] of idiots thinks Ronaldo is better than Messi

[05:56:33] is because he has more games played,

[05:56:35] which in turn means he has more goals.

[05:56:37] Messi averages more goals and assists per game.

[05:56:41] Messi's record versus Ronaldo is a winning record.

[05:56:44] Messi won a World Cup, Ronaldo has not.

[05:56:48] What more do you want him to do?

[05:56:50] He is the GOAT.

[05:56:52] There's no such thing as two GOATs.

[05:56:54] GOAT means greatest of all time.

[05:56:57] Messi is the greatest of all time.

[05:57:01] So shut that shit up.

[05:57:03] Now you're not using France.

[05:57:04] France is broken.

[05:57:05] Why?

[05:57:06] Why?

[05:57:06] That's not, I feel like that's not right.

[05:57:08] Because you have to be fucking convalesced

[05:57:09] and de Bapé in the same team.

[05:57:11] That is just-

[05:57:12] So you're banning Real Madrid and now you're banning France?

[05:57:22] Yes, you can't know you can't ban TG. You can ban one

[05:57:30] Friends is the same thing as Madrid it's just two 97 case players

[05:57:36] Look, here's what we'll do we'll go international and we'll go random

[05:57:40] Here's what we'll do three random spins. Okay, okay, and okay you get to pick

[05:57:47] All right, you get to pick but if you don't like your three if you don't like your teams

[05:57:51] You can do a fourth spin, but if you do the fourth spin you have to keep it. Okay?

[05:57:57] Okay, do I okay. I'll go first. All right three two one

[05:58:03] I'm not keeping that

[05:58:05] All right your turn

[05:58:07] All right, Mother.

[05:58:09] Actually, no, do your first, go first.

[05:58:11] Okay.

[05:58:13] I'm not kidding.

[05:58:14] No.

[05:58:15] I'm not kidding.

[05:58:16] What the hell you mean?

[05:58:17] No, it was your role!

[05:58:19] You gotta take the role, bro!

[05:58:21] You said it!

[05:58:22] No, you can't take me, bro!

[05:58:24] You said the role, bro!

[05:58:27] You said it!

[05:58:28] Yeah, but France is bad!

[05:58:30] Right, you can't know.

[05:58:31] I know.

[05:58:32] I got France.

[05:58:33] I got France.

[05:58:35] Your turn.

[05:58:35] If you get France, you get France.

[05:58:37] All right, there you go.

[05:58:39] Does Marjory see your butt?

[05:58:41] All right.

[05:58:42] No.

[05:58:44] Hakini?

[05:58:47] Jesus Christ.

[05:58:48] The shit isn't fair.

[05:58:49] No, the shit is not fair.

[05:58:50] All right, no, no, no.

[05:58:51] The shit is not fair.

[05:58:52] We're going to fall north of Ireland.

[05:58:54] Ah!

[05:58:56] McGeady, I think, maybe.

[05:58:58] All right, now go on.

[05:58:59] No, you get one more.

[05:59:00] You get a fourth, but you have to pick it.

[05:59:03] I'm not doing it.

[05:59:04] I'm not doing it.

[05:59:05] I'm not doing this bro, I'm not doing this!

[05:59:07] That's the game!

[05:59:08] Yeah, that's the game!

[05:59:09] It's the game!

[05:59:10] My friend is so bad!

[05:59:12] But you made the rule, I got fright!

[05:59:15] I could have got anyone else!

[05:59:17] How many teams are there in international?

[05:59:19] Maybe like 30?

[05:59:21] What? It's a one in 30 chance!

[05:59:23] That I got, I got fright!

[05:59:27] I have to be counting!

[05:59:29] This guy, why are you counting?

[05:59:31] Let me get England dude.

[05:59:33] Alright fine you can have England but I have France

[05:59:38] Being nice I'm being nice

[05:59:51] Jack what's in second Spain

[05:59:56] Wait why does Sweden have such a high attack Alexander Isaac

[06:00:03] Who else?

[06:00:07] Who else is Sweden?

[06:00:09] So I'm gonna say Slaphand, but I know he doesn't play.

[06:00:13] Yeah, Slaphand retired like Slaphand was in the MLS like fucking nine years ago.

[06:00:18] Oh, Jokers!

[06:00:20] Wait, no.

[06:00:21] Wait, is Jokers Swedish?

[06:00:23] Oh my god.

[06:00:25] Wait, Sweden's good?

[06:00:28] Oh my god.

[06:00:29] Alright, go Sweden then.

[06:00:31] Yeah, but I have no defense.

[06:00:33] I feel like you have to pick a four and a half star team because realistically you've got Croatia.

[06:00:39] Deal.

[06:00:40] I'll go for it.

[06:00:41] I'll go for it.

[06:00:42] All right.

[06:00:43] Go, go, go, go, go, go.

[06:00:45] All right.

[06:00:46] Good.

[06:00:47] Which one are you going to go?

[06:00:49] Yellow.

[06:00:50] Yellow.

[06:00:51] Shall I go blue?

[06:00:52] Chad, I'm already on his server.

[06:00:54] Shut up!

[06:00:55] I'll go white.

[06:00:56] I'll go white.

[06:00:57] I feel like no.

[06:00:58] White and yellow.

[06:00:59] Is that no?

[06:01:00] I thought blue and yellow.

[06:01:01] I get Brazil. This isn't fair.

[06:01:03] No, Brazil's not in the game, so unlucky.

[06:01:05] What do you mean they're not in the game?

[06:01:07] Yeah, they're not in the game.

[06:01:09] EA didn't have the rights.

[06:01:11] Don't have the rights to Brazil's fucking team?

[06:01:15] Dude, wait! Bro, let me get Brazil.

[06:01:17] They don't- Brazil's not in the game!

[06:01:19] I'm actually being dead ass if Brazil's not in the game.

[06:01:21] Otherwise I'm gonna pick Brazil.

[06:01:23] I'm pretty sure they're not in the game.

[06:01:25] Wait, let's check.

[06:01:27] I'm 100% sure that they're not in the game.

[06:01:33] Wait, he's right.

[06:01:37] Wait, why is Brazil not in the game?

[06:01:42] Wait, Sweden has Anthony along the fullback.

[06:01:46] Wait, am I just using Sweden, bro?

[06:01:49] All right, cool.

[06:01:51] Wait, if I go to Sweden, it's on my servers, right?

[06:01:56] right no no no you said my service you can't you can't retract that now you

[06:02:02] can't retract that oh Anthony along as a winger yeah he's like 5 star 5 star

[06:02:07] right bro Sweden is broken wait Sweden has Isaac Jokores and bro they must

[06:02:16] have no defense

[06:02:19] The truth is that the game is broken.

[06:02:26] All right, I invited you.

[06:02:28] All right.

[06:02:29] Loser of this oil stuff.

[06:02:31] All right, cool deal.

[06:02:34] Wait, so Brazil's actually not in FIFA?

[06:02:37] Yeah, look check.

[06:02:38] I guarantee you they're not.

[06:02:39] Oh, my god, they're not.

[06:02:41] Wait, what?

[06:02:43] Wait, what?

[06:02:46] Why is Brazil not in FIFA?

[06:02:48] Game's the game, I guess.

[06:02:51] All right, that's good.

[06:02:52] Wait.

[06:02:53] Wait, what's your other kit?

[06:02:55] Oscar, Oscar White.

[06:02:56] It makes sense.

[06:03:00] Chad, I'm not playing Norway.

[06:03:01] I'm playing Alexander Isaac, Anthony Alonga, and Jokers.

[06:03:09] OK, but we get to do team management.

[06:03:11] Because often I change my formation.

[06:03:12] You see what happens.

[06:03:15] You're not allowed to use Sprant and have team management

[06:03:17] and have the service.

[06:03:18] I can't, I can't, since you're telling me I can't,

[06:03:21] so I can't play the game.

[06:03:22] It's not what you're saying, I can't play the game.

[06:03:25] So let me get this straight, let me get this straight.

[06:03:28] First off, if we actually cared about the rules,

[06:03:31] this would be on my servers,

[06:03:32] but you're so fucking assed

[06:03:34] that I'm playing it on your servers.

[06:03:35] Second, you're using the best international team

[06:03:40] available, and then also you want to use

[06:03:43] formation stew, what else?

[06:03:45] Do you want me to suck your penis while we're at it?

[06:03:49] Like, just play the game.

[06:03:51] All right, OK.

[06:03:52] Play the game.

[06:03:53] Stop being a chud.

[06:03:56] All right.

[06:03:59] Yeah.

[06:03:59] Yocarest and Isaac, you're a band over

[06:04:02] and just fucking grab a fucking totem.

[06:04:04] Actually, I'm going to wrong dog you.

[06:04:06] Yocarest and Isaac, bend over, dude.

[06:04:10] No lubricants.

[06:04:12] Sweden can be a sleeper world, after all.

[06:04:14] I think we'll be a sleeper woke up team as well

[06:04:22] What?

[06:04:23] The skip man

[06:04:24] Everyone's invited to be talking to you from one of my favorite venues

[06:04:27] Alright chat

[06:04:28] We're gonna lose the disaster oil and dance to a song at the winner place

[06:04:33] The expert analysis is Stuart Robson

[06:04:35] Ah, long days, alright, cool

[06:04:37] Oh my gosh, okay

[06:04:40] Wait, what?

[06:04:42] Yeah

[06:04:44] OK.

[06:04:45] Well, I always fancied the keeper to make the save.

[06:04:47] He's really in those situations.

[06:04:50] Here's a thing of shorts here.

[06:04:53] Oh my gosh.

[06:04:55] Brilliant stuff.

[06:04:56] Really snuffed out the danger there.

[06:05:05] Oh my gosh!

[06:05:08] If that would have scored, I would have just turned up

[06:05:10] my expense.

[06:05:12] I got to ask Michael Odeysse, too, for just no reason.

[06:05:15] Death Ray Duwe in Bapé, Odeysse, and Dembelec.

[06:05:21] Oh, OK.

[06:05:22] What the fuck?

[06:05:25] I mean, are you a pussy?

[06:05:27] Bro, I did random, and they gave me fronts.

[06:05:42] Oh my gosh.

[06:05:44] Oh my gosh.

[06:05:46] There's a passive gameplay here.

[06:05:54] Wait, what is that? New team?

[06:05:56] It's round.

[06:05:58] No, it's advantage. He can play it.

[06:06:00] Oh my gosh, he turned me.

[06:06:02] You turned me so much.

[06:06:06] Alright.

[06:06:12] You fucking suck! You're gonna lose the two players with the entire French national team on your servers! You fucking suck!

[06:06:34] You suck. You actually suck. You legitimately suck.

[06:06:43] Wait are you doing tactics no, no, let's put it on your mother's life. You're not using that

[06:06:48] Dead you're not allowed to use tactics and I didn't

[06:06:53] Know I didn't I was scratching my leg

[06:06:55] Take off your top. No

[06:07:03] So I can't play the game I wouldn't play

[06:07:12] I'm not talking with you. Take off your tactics.

[06:07:18] What do you mean?

[06:07:19] We are on your servers. We're supposed to be on my servers.

[06:07:24] We're on your servers.

[06:07:25] You are using France. I am using Sweden.

[06:07:28] I'm not using tactics. You're not allowed to use tactics.

[06:07:31] Take that bullshit off. Face me like a man.

[06:07:34] Okay, cool. All right, it's off.

[06:07:37] Bro, he chose a band of people.

[06:07:41] I get I did choose a random team. You're saying that's why yeah, yeah, he chose me

[06:07:46] I know he randomly got the best national team available

[06:07:52] Well get done

[06:07:56] Yeah, another broken ass fucking player she ordered and ask him this is actually fucking broken legitimately

[06:08:03] Ransom this is worse than Madrid. Oh

[06:08:08] My god thinking that

[06:08:11] What is this game play? I'll just stand still and then you'll just be doing nothing!

[06:08:27] Oh

[06:08:37] Wait, what country's cool to have run is he not friends?

[06:08:49] Well, you've just done a corner and you're ready at your heart

[06:08:52] Bro, like you play so and you can't call me a pussy when you play like this

[06:09:18] Stop that

[06:09:22] Alexander Isak! Alexander Isak!

[06:09:28] You are losing to Sweden!

[06:09:30] Wait, Sweden's good. No, Sweden's good. Sweden's good.

[06:09:34] Jokoress and Isak.

[06:09:37] And DeLonga, who has like, what, 4-star? 4-star?

[06:09:40] Or is it 5-star or 5-star?

[06:09:44] I'm not losing to your team. I'm losing to your gameplay, bro.

[06:09:48] Yeah, right, you put- I couldn't have said it better myself.

[06:09:52] I couldn't have said it better myself. Yes, you're losing to my game play. Yes

[06:10:02] You're offside are you a toddler are you offside trap dude shout out bar offside trap dude shout out bar

[06:10:12] Are you a toddler you were offside for four seconds?

[06:10:19] Get the oil ready get the oil ready

[06:10:22] He's back!

[06:10:32] Can I say that one more to Jochimus?

[06:10:42] Yo, Sweden's gonna make a run in the World Cup if this team's healthy.

[06:10:45] brother they're gonna make a bra

[06:10:49] why are you crossing back

[06:10:52] fuck bro

[06:10:54] i'm up to nil dude i hold the cart

[06:10:57] victory you could is

[06:11:00] oh my gosh bro what is it now

[06:11:03] this passive gameplay it's so lame bro

[06:11:07] you're are you just turtle bro

[06:11:09] What is this?

[06:11:11] Oh, bruv!

[06:11:13] You're bruv!

[06:11:15] You're bruv!

[06:11:17] Bruv!

[06:11:19] Bruv!

[06:11:21] Bruv!

[06:11:23] Nice, bro.

[06:11:25] Doing that last decode into my-

[06:11:27] Of course, he has fucking LDS.

[06:11:29] You're out of your crime with this team, bruv.

[06:11:31] You're getting it!

[06:11:33] Can he finish?

[06:11:35] No, bruv.

[06:11:37] No

[06:11:49] You're my bitch your accident my bitch your accident my bitch your accident my bitch

[06:11:56] Three nails to Sweden

[06:11:58] Bro three nails to Sweden on your server on your server

[06:12:07] Yeah, because he has got himself into a really good position there

[06:12:24] What is okay, that's fine

[06:12:28] I'm fine reading of the situation

[06:12:30] No one cared who I was.

[06:12:37] So I don't laugh.

[06:12:40] You fucking suck!

[06:12:42] You actually fucking suck!

[06:12:45] You actually suck!

[06:12:48] You actually suck!

[06:12:51] You actually suck!

[06:12:54] You actually suck!

[06:12:57] You actually suck!

[06:12:59] YOU ACTUALLY STOP!

[06:13:01] A long-sighted contest, for this...

[06:13:04] PLEASE.

[06:13:06] There's one ghost Kamabinga.

[06:13:08] On to Olise.

[06:13:10] Yeah, you know, I've been lucky for days, though, but...

[06:13:13] If I lose this game, I'm...

[06:13:15] Chad, it's Kamabinga, the ghost of Madrid.

[06:13:18] Oh, go, go, go.

[06:13:20] And I'm a threat to be there.

[06:13:22] I'll be there once!

[06:13:25] Oh, it's done.

[06:13:27] So, you know what? Turn on your tactics. Put on whatever tactics you need. Bro, oh my

[06:13:44] My god, put on whatever tactics you need.

[06:13:47] Please.

[06:13:52] Fuckin' put on all the tactics.

[06:13:57] Okay.

[06:14:01] We are on pace for 11-0.

[06:14:04] No, it's just five goals, it's just five goals,

[06:14:06] it's five goals.

[06:14:07] Yeah, yeah, it's five goals.

[06:14:10] Yes, exactly.

[06:14:12] I can come back, I can come back.

[06:14:14] I haven't really got a

[06:14:18] You're not Brazilian me now, I don't say that you're not gonna do

[06:14:24] Fucking shot

[06:14:30] Thank you

[06:14:34] Come on the tactics come on

[06:14:36] Oh, yeah, do your tactics do your tactics. Hey, you see the difference. I'm just saying you see the difference. I have my tactics

[06:14:46] You get smoked

[06:14:49] Dash dash dash dash. I can't believe you're celebrating Wow down five one

[06:14:55] Wow on your servers while using France first of Sweden brother. This is sad

[06:15:02] this is fucking sad I was gonna put five in the back but I'm just gonna score 12

[06:15:07] instead okay since one of my tactic okay okay let's go if you start scoring

[06:15:14] more I'll do five in the back you're gonna you're gonna do really

[06:15:20] five in the back yeah pussy you're the tactic

[06:15:25] Oh, that's a good one. Oh, look at that. Look at the difference. Oh, okay.

[06:15:38] Dengi, some can say you're in the thick of it, man.

[06:15:41] Okay, you said that. Is that you?

[06:15:44] Someone in the chat said you're in the thick of it right now.

[06:15:47] France being afforded too much space, yes?

[06:15:51] See, that was my seat on banning.

[06:15:54] There's no way that did not go through.

[06:15:59] What are you doing with your defence?

[06:16:01] Yes.

[06:16:07] Oh, there we go. Here comes the passing at the back.

[06:16:12] There is no flipping way that went in, bro.

[06:16:17] This is pathetic.

[06:16:19] so wait what song should I oh wait I know the exact song I'm gonna pick for

[06:16:24] you you have baby all right next to me you didn't just do this bad not

[06:16:31] planning to pay up right now no did he that way no I mean

[06:16:41] Yeah, you're right, you're right, I'm not going to score this, you're right.

[06:16:54] Alright, give it to your friends, alright, let's see.

[06:16:57] You're absolutely correct, I'm not going to score this.

[06:17:00] Can you score this up quick?

[06:17:03] Alright, whatever bro, what song?

[06:17:07] All right, whatever bro. What song?

[06:17:10] Let's pick the song.

[06:17:12] I think we should finish the game.

[06:17:14] No, I think we should finish the game.

[06:17:17] Bro, except you, look, you, look, you've

[06:17:20] brazzled me, you've done it.

[06:17:21] All right, you did it.

[06:17:22] I think we should.

[06:17:23] You did it, no.

[06:17:24] You've brazzled me, bro.

[06:17:25] I think we should finish the game.

[06:17:26] I think we should finish the game.

[06:17:27] Because I want to score 14.

[06:17:28] I want to score 14.

[06:17:29] I want to score 14.

[06:17:30] Cuz I want to score 14

[06:17:36] I want to I want to score 14. Oh, I'm saying is if I actually managed to come back from this

[06:17:43] You know, if I compete with six goals could happen fast

[06:17:46] All right, cool.

[06:17:48] Sir, the referee's whistle as the action is restarting.

[06:17:58] God, that actually shows how broken the trail is.

[06:18:00] Jesus.

[06:18:02] Wow.

[06:18:04] What do they have 91 attacks at?

[06:18:06] I mean, fuck me in the ass.

[06:18:08] At least France has 87 attacks.

[06:18:10] They have 91 attacks.

[06:18:12] And the funny thing is, in real life, they don't.

[06:18:14] They don't!

[06:18:20] They really hate Real Madrid!

[06:18:22] Yeah, with my whole fucking soul!

[06:18:40] Fuck off!

[06:18:44] Just inches away

[06:18:48] Thank you

[06:19:00] No, I believe it I believe it

[06:19:11] Fuck you

[06:19:14] What did you do?

[06:19:16] Oh! Oh! Oh, never mind.

[06:19:18] What?

[06:19:20] How the fuck?

[06:19:22] They take it short.

[06:19:26] Get done. Get done?

[06:19:28] Go on!

[06:19:30] Oh my gosh, bro. What are these shots?

[06:19:38] Svensson.

[06:19:40] You can...

[06:19:42] Oh, I didn't. Okay. No. That's fine.

[06:19:47] That's fine. That's fine.

[06:19:48] Victor, you could as.

[06:19:51] Well, that could really help the girls.

[06:19:54] Great. They committed to defend themselves.

[06:19:56] You're doing too much there. You're doing too much.

[06:19:58] Way too much. Way too much.

[06:20:02] Way too much.

[06:20:03] You wish you a coffee, bro.

[06:20:06] I have no idea.

[06:20:08] In the short corner, let's see.

[06:20:10] Get done, get done, get done, get done, get done!

[06:20:15] SHAMP THE BITCH!

[06:20:17] Anthony Alonso.

[06:20:26] Oh my god.

[06:20:32] Oh my god. That shot's both dead!

[06:20:40] I can't do anything right now, chance ready to use the counter attacking ability to good

[06:21:07] effect. Make a run, make a run. Make a run! Ah, bruv, you should be getting that. You're

[06:21:13] trolling by not getting that. God, the back line needs some help here, bruv. This is gonna

[06:21:17] cost them in the war, pal. Larson? The back line needs some fucking help. My God. Larson

[06:21:24] with it. Brun's with the ball again. Ah, I'm trolling there. I'm trolling there.

[06:21:33] I lost this bro.

[06:21:36] I'm actually a f***ing healer.

[06:21:50] Oh my god.

[06:21:51] I gotta get closer there.

[06:21:54] Nice.

[06:22:00] Good saliva!

[06:22:02] No!

[06:22:08] Got that fucking damage!

[06:22:12] And this?

[06:22:14] For a fight?

[06:22:16] Alright, still 4 goals.

[06:22:18] Still 4 goals with the mid-tongue.

[06:22:20] I'm going to go to the front, a line down, oh my god, bro your press power is insane.

[06:22:33] Bro, just ask, what is this slow game playing you?

[06:22:40] Give me that.

[06:22:45] Oh, you read that, that was a good read.

[06:22:52] So the one time I do an early shot outside the box, you know, you instantly fight.

[06:23:02] Are you fucking crazy?

[06:23:05] What?

[06:23:06] That was just a leaver, baby.

[06:23:07] He just knows what was...

[06:23:09] What is...

[06:23:11] Get in!

[06:23:14] Get in! Defend arm! Bro, I'm defending like a madman right now.

[06:23:32] There it is. Go!

[06:23:36] And back pain. No, D'embele, don't piss me off.

[06:23:44] I'm still looking to get the shots off.

[06:23:51] Oh, I'm...

[06:23:54] Okay.

[06:23:55] And a very good challenge.

[06:23:56] Wow, man.

[06:23:57] Nice.

[06:23:58] And today, Elanga...

[06:23:59] Well, sloppy from both sides.

[06:24:00] No, that's not wrong!

[06:24:01] I'm giving it to you!

[06:24:02] Plenty of support here.

[06:24:03] Elected your shots.

[06:24:04] Oh, man.

[06:24:05] That's not wrong.

[06:24:06] I'm giving it to you.

[06:24:07] Plenty of support here.

[06:24:08] Elected your shots.

[06:24:09] Oh, man.

[06:24:10] That's not wrong.

[06:24:11] I'm giving it to you.

[06:24:12] Alright, we're still in this. We're still in this. We're still in this. We're still in this. We're still in this. Come on! Come on!

[06:24:21] Three goals! That's it! There's three goals! 12 minutes, three goals! We can do it!

[06:24:57] They're tired!

[06:25:15] Love your work, love your work, love your work, love your work!

[06:25:20] I love it! I don't love it anymore!

[06:25:27] Can they hit them on the counter?

[06:25:34] Here's Larsson.

[06:25:36] Here's Arch.

[06:25:38] There we go. Thank you.

[06:25:41] Thank you. Thank you.

[06:25:43] And Bappy, what is that? You should be getting to that.

[06:25:49] Larsson with it.

[06:25:51] Stop that!

[06:25:53] Come on, boys, we need that to come out.

[06:25:55] there we go stop with the fuck um i've lost i've lost i've lost

[06:26:02] he's a he's a

[06:26:06] suck my airy cock

[06:26:10] yes

[06:26:15] get the oil get the oil get the fucking oil

[06:26:20] that is game that is game

[06:26:24] Oh my god, I want a feature! Oh my god!

[06:26:37] One more for the bro.

[06:26:39] Pudda Sabes.

[06:26:43] Rats.

[06:26:48] It's over, man.

[06:26:49] Oh, even if he scores.

[06:26:51] get that motherfucking baby oil on those tits right now take that shirt off

[06:26:59] And now Larson you gotta pay up now with you give it very quick thinking there

[06:27:20] Shit what's on there?

[06:27:24] What's on?

[06:27:29] So, alright, I think I see the song that I want you to do.

[06:27:43] Wait, but Dej, first you got the oil up.

[06:27:46] Dej?

[06:27:47] Yeah.

[06:27:48] You need a minute?

[06:27:53] Okay, wait.

[06:27:58] Okay, let me get the oil.

[06:28:03] Let me get it.

[06:28:08] I'll be right back.

[06:28:13] Did y'all realize, like, how beautiful this is?

[06:28:18] Jeff, do y'all realize how beautiful this is?

[06:28:21] I have never, and I need never want to wait here.

[06:28:35] Oh my God.

[06:28:37] Wait, what if he just never comes back?

[06:28:41] Chad, what if he just never comes back?

[06:28:43] So, chat, should we do thick of it?

[06:28:52] Chat, what if he literally just speed whooped you?

[06:29:03] Bro, listen, if I actually played FIFA like once a week, because the last time I played

[06:29:09] I played FIFA before I played speed was literally FIFA it was over here if I

[06:29:16] actually played FIFA and wasn't lagging I would destroy speed destroy him

[06:29:26] you all good last time right

[06:29:29] Uh, where's Genji?

[06:29:36] Jack, where's Genji?

[06:29:41] Chad, look at the aura.

[06:29:47] Look at the aura, Chad.

[06:29:51] Look at the aura.

[06:29:56] I mean, if it was for Yucca Ness and Esac, I would not have learned that game.

[06:30:05] Wow, I feel a bit...

[06:30:07] All right, where is Tessie?

[06:30:08] There's no way it takes more than two minutes to grab baby.

[06:30:18] So, you know what? We should celebrate.

[06:30:20] YouTube. I'm gonna end on YouTube. I'm live on Twitch now.

[06:30:23] We should celebrate.

[06:30:25] Chad, we should stay out of the way.

[06:30:29] Hold him back!

[06:30:30] Okay!

[06:30:31] You're back! You're back!

[06:30:31] Whoa!

[06:30:32] I am back.

[06:30:34] Do you have the baby lobe?

[06:30:35] Oh my God.

[06:30:36] I don't have a baby lobe, but I've got it.

[06:30:39] I'm laughing at the massage lobe.

[06:30:40] It's perfect! That's even better.

[06:30:42] That is even better.

[06:30:44] Alright, so...

[06:30:47] So you gotta...

[06:30:48] The rules are, the rules are...

[06:30:50] I pick a song.

[06:30:52] Okay.

[06:30:53] Is there a way I can hear it?

[06:30:54] like my jacket here um it's unless I take the headphones out yeah that's fine

[06:31:04] okay all right oh jinx you know I'm gonna say I was so confident I would beat you

[06:31:11] at this game that's why I was like yeah you know what oil up whatever same exact

[06:31:16] same exact thing that happened to me with speed same exact what was your

[06:31:22] I don't know what your fault is at this speed.

[06:31:24] Uh...

[06:31:25] Oh! Your eyebrows!

[06:31:29] Yeah.

[06:31:31] Oh.

[06:31:33] Okay, that's fine.

[06:31:34] Alright, so I have a song for you to play.

[06:31:36] Okay.

[06:31:37] Well, first off, Dad, you gotta get your tits on.

[06:31:40] In, like, in the least self's way imaginable, you gotta get your tits on.

[06:31:46] Okay.

[06:31:47] And then you just gotta lather yourself up in oil and then all you got to do is play

[06:31:53] the first

[06:31:55] 30 seconds of

[06:31:59] Think of it

[06:32:11] Okay, cool, you know what the wages a wager I'm a man. I'm a man. I lost

[06:32:17] I'll take it. I'll take it on the channel, am I not?

[06:32:20] All right, let me let me make it so you can maybe hear it.

[06:32:23] All right.

[06:32:24] Which part of the thing, but the first 30 seconds?

[06:32:28] Yes, the first 30 seconds.

[06:32:29] I think that's the best.

[06:32:31] How about we make him full cam and core?

[06:32:36] All right.

[06:32:37] Deji, I'm in your display.

[06:32:40] Can you hear me?

[06:32:41] Yes, I can hear you.

[06:32:42] All right.

[06:32:44] Um,

[06:32:45] I'm gonna I'm gonna play

[06:32:47] I think first you should oil up

[06:32:49] slowly

[06:32:51] while making high contact

[06:32:53] I can't tell you anything man

[06:32:56] like that

[06:32:57] I'm so ready

[06:32:57] I'll wait

[06:32:58] okay

[06:33:00] okay

[06:33:00] but let me let me let me fit

[06:33:01] can you hear it first

[06:33:03] let me

[06:33:05] yeah burn burn

[06:33:05] buzz buzz

[06:33:07] louder

[06:33:07] can you get it louder

[06:33:09] louder

[06:33:10] I can

[06:33:11] all right

[06:33:11] like 10 out of 10 max love sweet

[06:33:13] Alright, but you won't be quite loud too, because the speaker is so good.

[06:33:20] Alright.

[06:33:22] But that's your headline looks good.

[06:33:25] Oh, really?

[06:33:26] Yes, yes, like actually.

[06:33:28] Oh, yes.

[06:33:30] Okay.

[06:33:32] Oh, bro, okay.

[06:33:34] Yeah, this is what, like, check.

[06:33:41] Jack, this is why you don't make a FIFA wager with me.

[06:33:46] Okay, what are we doing?

[06:33:49] So, you don't know what to do.

[06:33:53] Okay, this is insane. This is mental.

[06:33:58] I'm teaching you! I hate you so much!

[06:34:01] Oh, brother Westy!

[06:34:04] What? Is that enough for you?

[06:34:07] I think no. Get the shoulders, get the arms.

[06:34:10] Really go for it

[06:34:12] Don't let anything like don't hold anything back. You can take a cold shot after that. You lost the wager

[06:34:18] You've got to pay up

[06:34:20] That's that it's true. That's true. I don't expect you for paying up because nobody pays up in wages against me. Oh, really?

[06:34:28] Yeah

[06:34:30] All right, that should be just enough oil. Yeah, it's not loyal. That's enough. All right, Dempsey. Are you ready?

[06:34:37] first 30 seconds of stick of it full volume full on dancing 30 seconds and

[06:34:42] you're done all right cool what we do what now yeah just go right do it and I

[06:34:49] will I will not laugh I swear that I swear to God I will not laugh watch that

[06:34:53] do I stand up when I sit down fully standing fully standing that's where

[06:34:58] We're the God of them and not that.

[06:35:00] I'm in the thick of it, everybody knows.

[06:35:04] They know me where it flows, I skin and they grow.

[06:35:07] I don't know no, no, no, why no ice on just cold.

[06:35:10] It's time to finish troubles all, I'm in the cold.

[06:35:14] I'm in McWaddle to save who's trying to fool.

[06:35:17] Wait, that's the wrong one.

[06:35:20] It's the wrong song. What?

[06:35:22] It's called a tip of it, tip of it, tip of it.

[06:35:26] it. Not think of it. Tip of it. Wrong song.

[06:35:29] Run! You said, you said, think of it!

[06:35:32] That's 15 seconds. You just gotta do 15 seconds of tip of it.

[06:35:35] Dengie, it's tip of it. My bad.

[06:35:37] Dengie!

[06:35:38] It's 15 seconds of tip of it, tip of it.

[06:35:43] You fuck!

[06:35:44] It's, sorry. Tip of it, tip of it.

[06:35:49] Okay.

[06:35:49] You're already 15 seconds done.

[06:35:52] Tip of it.

[06:35:54] All right. Now you're good.

[06:35:56] What, what, what, my zoo will popper, right?

[06:35:58] Chad, what's his name?

[06:36:01] Is it this one?

[06:36:03] You run the T-Blooded.

[06:36:04] Yes, I was.

[06:36:05] Yeah, yeah, all right.

[06:36:07] There's a 15 sec.

[06:36:08] 15 sec.

[06:36:09] 15, 15!

[06:36:10] All right, 20, 20, 20.

[06:36:12] No, 15!

[06:36:13] All right, 15, 15.

[06:36:14] All right, 15.

[06:36:16] I'll count, I'll count, I'll count.

[06:36:19] You run the T-Blooded and everybody knows

[06:36:22] you may know who you wonder

[06:36:23] needs the prisoners with their trolls.

[06:36:25] You don't know nothing, I don't think you're just bold, moment you encounter criticism you just bold.

[06:36:32] You and your feelings, you have that timeline out there.

[06:36:34] Wait, that's not it, that's not it.

[06:36:37] No, it's supposed to be I lick the tip of it.

[06:36:40] Bruh, bruh, bruh, I've given it to you, shut up, bruh!

[06:36:44] I'm done!

[06:36:45] Alright, you win.

[06:36:47] You're done.

[06:36:48] Deji, you're done.

[06:36:49] Alright, bruh.

[06:36:50] Deji, I'm about to go, uh, I'm about to go to sleep and proud again.

[06:36:55] I hate you, bro, but I don't fuck you okay, but that's you bro. You gotta be honest, bro

[06:37:02] You didn't think I was gonna be good at FIFA right?

[06:37:05] You you you honestly surprised me. Oh, who's this stupid American bro? He's not going to be in

[06:37:11] I'll be I'll be so real. Yeah, you you actually did surprise me. I am I hate you even more. No

[06:37:18] Yeah, well that you have a blessed evening bro and go watch a tack on Titan, bro

[06:37:25] or death note, or our solo leveling you.

[06:37:32] All right, thanks.

[06:37:33] All right, guys, have a good night.

[06:37:34] Have a good night.

[06:37:35] Yeah.

[06:37:36] Chad, we want a damn wager.

[06:37:41] We want a wager.

[06:37:43] Chad, we can't do our six, bro.

[06:37:46] He's oiled up.

[06:37:47] I've been on seven hours.

[06:37:49] I need to be up at 11 a.m.

[06:37:51] tomorrow to watch all of the games.

[06:37:54] I'll see you tomorrow.

[06:38:01] I like the tip of it.