Jynxzi
[418/730] 🏆 RLCS GRAND FINALS -> ROCKET LEAGUE -> SOLO TO CHAMPION TODAY 🏆
02-22-2026 · 11h 06m
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It is a big day!
Yeah, it's a big day!
It is a fashion item.
It is a big day!
Fucking movement.
So you know it's gonna be fine.
I don't even know what she said, but this is what I like to hear.
Shut up now!
Chad, I'm not late. Okay, okay, I'm late.
I was gonna go live at 10.30, but...
But, Chad, I just watched the United States beat Canada in the hot game.
Motherfuckers!
bro I was gonna go live at 1030 but I seen the hockey gold medal game was on so
I watched it and the United States somehow beat fucking Canada dude I mean
what a cinema ass game bro dude what a cinema ass game bro Jack bro I think
it's the first time ever where United States has won men and women's gold
metal in hockey that is crazy bro Canada had like a fucking super team they did
not see me crowd me though bro I know like nine players dude obviously I know
fucking Conor McDavid bro I dude when I seen a dude I thought Conor McDavid was
from US and little did I know he's from fucking Canada that just shows me my
fucking level of knowledge in hockey bro I'm watching this game Canada gets
like the equalizer it goes to fucking overtime with 3d3 like golden golf and I see fucking
the mcdavid I didn't know who scored for us but holy fucking aura Jack I thought we were
gonna get absolutely worked oh my god bro that is that was crazy that's why the best
Olympics moment I've watched that was fucking cinema huge yeah huge scored bro I don't
that is but bro fucking Hughes you have aura dude you want us to fucking gold
metal that is fucking aura that is fucking aura chat I don't know dude dude
I didn't know Hawking's that entertaining I don't know how dude by the way
these players in the Olympics and hockey are flying like they're on skates
they're moving at the speed of light dude Brian wish I could have like
Extreme watching that but I would obviously get banned bro. These players are flying dude like bro when McDavid has the puck
He's going like he's moving. He's moving like you saying boat, bro
Now hockey cinema I gotta start watching hockey like actually I did not know hockey was that entertaining
That is hockey cinema, bro. Hockey is fucking cinnamon period
Bro chat for big David. Yeah, I think big David um
Um, he got second place in like back to back Stanley cups, right?
Dude, McDavid is like, bro, he's, he's, he's gonna, he's gonna,
he's gonna win a Stanley cup.
But like McDavid's a God, bro.
He is dude.
Every time he has the pot, he's moving like a hundred miles an hour.
It's actually, it's terrifying.
Bro.
When I've seen in overtime, the fucking three V three, I was like, yeah,
we're just going to lose, but bro, that three V three shit.
It's all about counter attacks.
I was watching with my cousin.
I'm like dude if you get the counter-attack because we had a 3v2 counter-attack that almost scored
The next play was a 3v1 counter-attack pass into a slap shot hues
Here's you're the goat, bro. You're the fucking goat like we were not supposed to win this game Canada. It's stacked
They're stacked, but that was it in my bra
I'm not late shut the fuck up. I was watching the Olympic gold medal game
SHUT UP! I'M NOT LATE!
It's Rocket League time. Bro, okay, let me say this.
Hockey's the most underrated sport. I don't- Bro, hockey, that white bear, that men's hockey finals was 85 times more entertaining than Super Bowl.
God the Super Bowl I damn your fattles to leave watching that shit
bro hockey is like
It's never-ending action. It's like one play
Hockey is the only sport where you're literally allowed to fucking take off your glove and punch somebody right in the dick
literally
bro
Let me go up in YouTube
Hockey is the only sport where you could just take your fucking glove off and punch someone in the cock
Okay, I don't know if cock shots are allowed, but I know you're about a bunch of in the face
That peak also the substitutions like you know the problem with football
It's like there's so much dead time in between each play and then there's so many flags hockey the rest like hey as long as you
Don't fucking hit somebody with your skate do whatever the hell you want
And most underrated sport I might actually get in the hockey did like that was peak. That was that was fucking peak
I can't believe we won that shit. Dude, I can't believe we won that shit, bro. I cannot believe we won that shit.
What was the odds? I mean, how big of a underdog were we?
Chad, how big of a underdog were we, legitimately?
How big of a underdog bro USA
Bro USA what plus 190 that's not that bad. That's not that bad
Bro USA won women's and men hockey. I don't think that's ever happened in the history of USA
But yeah, I feel bad for McDavid cuz like but he's gonna win a Stanley film
He's gonna win a Stanley cup, but yeah, that was cinema. That was cinema
It's game day. It's game day.
Red and final state.
Let the fuck in.
Let me call Squishdale.
Let me call Squishdale.
Na na na na na na na.
Na na na na na na.
Hockey's top one underrated sport.
H.D.
Hello. Squishy.
Hello brother.
I
In my bad, I called you up and I thought you were gonna,
I thought you might have been accidentally oversleeping.
Chat was saying that you do that sometimes, so I was like, no way.
No, I don't oversleep, dude.
No, I was watching the hockey game.
Oh, okay, okay, okay. That makes sense.
No, because if there's a bet, if we're doing a bet on this, right,
I wanted to make sure it wasn't like,
Do you want a bet?
Bro, I just wrote out a bet!
I was saying, Jigs, I was saying,
listen, remember yesterday I said that you said,
this is our conversation.
Every game you could pick the team that you think will win
for the hundred get the money I can't do it back like I can't it doesn't for you
kick the team I have no patrol the team yes I'm gonna get the money all right
let me get toppings bro I forgot this match of talk though okay this is I'm
gonna do you forget about this right surely surely fuckers don't want to
yeah bro all right I got back to you a dribble chat I swear to god if Falcon
loses I am a curse what was the score that you know I do it whether he's
doing one over time golden gold usually want talking no but I might start that
was just fantastic but hockey's fast-paced actually fun though I underestimated how
How fast they actually move on those fucking games. They're flying. They're literally flying.
Alright Falcons, I got a hundred subs on you guys. I lost every bag yesterday. You guys are heavy favorites here. Let's just lock in.
Let's increase the jab to sit from 6 out of 5.
This might be the first time I've rooted against the Falcons team.
might be the first time ever
that many people have their eyes on
bro today's gonna be a great day
win the second play
second last match today
so there's this match, another match
then the first time and then he's second semi
so 3 vs 7 the last
ah holy cinema
today's gonna be cinema
Squishy I'm telling you
yo one thing
games I don't wanna bet yeah that's why we got a good thing on that's fine it's
not it's not pretty get around that and my bad against him bad yo wait bro
worlds this year is gonna be so good especially if there's like a rock like
imagine imagine Casey get Zendah somehow like I know I know Charlie was
saying it's not possible but like imagine like I feel like they could
I'll be so fucking safe.
Well, that's the thing, dude.
We don't know. That's like all like private. I have no idea.
But no matter what, like the teams that don't win the major, they always try to upgrade.
So there's going to be a lot of roster changes, right?
So going into the next major, every team will be a little bit different.
Unless, like, you know, whatever team is dominant, they'll stay the same.
He is. He is. But what Charlie was trying to...
that was leaked but what would draw what Charlie was saying about then it is true
like by Tality oh my god I told you sign times into like a multi-year like
five-year contract like they want to hold on to this one possible like they
made it clear that he's the guy they're building around permanently
I don't know.
It's not about-
YES!
FUCKING YES!
Come on, Robots!
It's down $500, brother.
Nice.
No, no, no.
Hey, Squishy, I was down 3,000 to you yesterday.
Let me have one, let me get one back.
No, would you say this is the only game where it's like a complete lock?
Yes, I think every other game today. Okay, so this is where I see it
I think we actually have the top six teams in a tournament in the top six here, but I think
Shopify has a little bit of like a gap to everybody else like I mean like slightly worse than the other five
AC bro, AC's up next. Who do you think it's about?
and Tracy play next.
Yes, losers out, bro.
Who do you think is better?
Oh, you know what?
I know.
NRT and Carminecourt play after this game.
Yes, bro.
Holy cinema.
And every match is Elim, so every team that loses is out.
Like Max fucking Hiker.
Chat, oh my god.
I think it's in game one.
Falcons is the best one.
Who would you pick for that?
I'm just curious.
What do you think?
What do you think?
I'm not going Bernard.
I'm not asking my chat.
I think.
Yeah, let's go with your gut.
You know what? I think Carmichael has looked not good this tournament.
Really?
They beat GK 4-3, NRT did just come off a loss too though. Carmichael's coming off of
a win and are just coming off a loss. Things like that matter in esports. I had to pick.
Bro, I didn't even want to pick on that one.
See that matches in my eyes is actually like 50-50, like full 50-50 so it just comes
down to what the game was like.
I'm not calling Bernard! Fuck yourself! No! I'm not calling him! Fuck Bernard!
Chats traffic energy and just go with N.A.
Rap N.A.
Why are you laughing?
So you're a N.A.
Hater, you're a Hater.
I like I was just breathing in.
No, you went.
Something came to the mind for that.
She is a Hater.
No, I almost want to go N.R.T.
You did.
Well, you said that yesterday and the team that I predicted
the win just won.
That doesn't mean here that makes me have ball knowledge
Like this next match. I low key would predict energy to win against KC
low key and
Stream weirdo. I'm 13 minutes into a 10 hour streak
Yo, bro, if you mock toxic, you don't watch the stream leave the stream cool. I don't care
I'm not gonna hold that against you
Coming in at the start of the stream and saying and stream where we just start the credits aren't even rolling
Chant I go with energy or Carmine Corp run up all you know what shopfives might win this series, bro
Second meet me. Let him heat up. Let him heat up
Is Jolly French he is Moroccan, but I think he's
He's French and Arabic.
Yeah, he speaks like both of the best like languages to speak in this game.
All of the best players speak those languages.
Now like the different next series, I actually think Energy probably have a advantage.
I think Energy does well against Casey on land.
And Energy on Sunday is really good.
So I low key would, if I could pick, I would low key probably pick Energy.
But, it's your chance.
I'm not trying to get in your head right now.
No, no, no, I'm serious.
No, ask your chat.
Oh, man.
Killiers, my boy.
Oh, for just a missed touch.
Can't be doing that on time Sunday, man.
I'm talking to the store?
Oh my god!
Air triple bump into a pass!
Look at this!
Look at this!
Yeah, dude, I'm actually fucked today.
This is the best play in the game, bro.
Literally.
Jack, I'm fucked.
Do you see the setup?
I do see the setup.
in the game bro literally do you see the setup I do see the setup bro and the
problem is do you want to change this one to a thousand subs this match
No, I'm not kidding, kid.
He looked at how things are going, and now he sees some more physicality on the street.
Robbins is so tough.
They look so good on him.
For the finals, maybe we could play 500 on the match.
No, yeah, you gotta go for it.
Yeah, you gotta go for it.
All the ones who do that go on.
Finally, the physicality.
And look at this, LJ.
This is way better than the Super Bowl.
My God.
And usually, you saw the first killer up there in terms of aggression, in terms
the box in terms of devils.
He found it.
Go Kalius!
They've just been dodging short-
Yo, Lucian, I saw this fucking...
Dude, I was on TikTok last night.
I've been able to...
And I clicked on, like, a comment section,
and there was a picture of your bald head on a sperm.
I'll expect the time out after this game.
Have you seen that?
Yeah, it's been circulating.
Yeah, it's circulating, bro.
It's the laziest editing ever, though.
Yeah, it's like 2,000 likes, dude.
Listen to this.
The TikTok itself, it was like something from the watch party.
from the watch party. The TikTok itself had like 800 likes and was like new. That comment
had 2500 likes and was in case you don't understand.
It's just lazy. It's not funny or creative. You just put my hat on a sperm cell. I mean
at least be somewhat creative.
This is really lopsided. This is lopsided. 3-0 Golden Frenchle by the way. Have no turgles.
trolley almost got another people put into play wait hold on lj no just couldn't get the ring
we're gonna the strongest chance they've had this game you got you got those by the way
yo bit of a demo on the okay it's okay we'll get there first be able to get the possession
somebody can test the ball please we haven't got a goal oh my god that was the most gross
crowd make me just for a baby first killer has done enough
yeah chat falcon days uh they're really fucking good hey hey chat this seems
really fucking good holy shit balls bro I would even say the Falcons with TRK
before Draleigh was even better than this like that was Pete those guys that
felt like all three of them were on the same page the entire time
kind of kind of yeah it was like it was like they call that a zap-dash similar
I have a bonus dude.
He was saying try to like off the guy
What are they doing bro
Over the middle. Oh my god. Drop drop. No
Over over it's over. It's almost mathematically impossible. Oh killings killings kills
Almost mathematically impossible and almost almost it's over
I don't even know. Take a time out and flip the shiver around.
He almost got C. Now that's what I'm talking about. I'm gonna get fucking rinsed today.
I might be down six hundred times by the end of today. I'll be up
I just gotta win the finals guess brother finals guess will be the most important
Yeah, what is this dubstep shit in between each games, let's play party get some party or something
bro. What is that?
She's the same thing, bro.
Let's just get some playboy card to go in between games.
Wait, now they just sent them on the net.
Wait, Squishdale. Squishdale.
Yes, brother.
Why don't they just use the Rocket League songs?
They should, but they've always for as long as I can remember to have this
song in between.
Taking a long way, taking a long way, taking a long way.
Bro, they should just-
Oh, you want to call them up or what?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
You know, you can count on one finger.
Chad.
We have the other call.
It's not as big as we call it.
Charlie might be, like, depressed right now.
Yeah, this is tough to-
Chad, this is like-
Charlie might be depressed right now.
Yo, Charlie, Charles, big Charles.
Yeah, hello, hello.
How are you feeling about me, Charlie?
Good.
please tell me you bet on falcons
he bet on falcons i have a shot
thank god
thank god
we're still in this then
chat i have a curse
okay but here's the thing, if falcons wins this the curse is broken
simple because then i'm out of bettinghurst chat
if falcons blows a two to zero lead i'm a fucking curse
timeout's going on right now drinks
Lock and after during a timeout
Yeah, the timeout bumps is a big deal
Have shops scored yet?
No
No
Lock and the stuff team
They are very aggressive
They're mean
They're mean
Falcons are like, I think they're the best at that air dribble bump
thing
They are
100% they are
They just do that air dribble bump shit
well it's not fair to have twins on the scene bro they literally no one better guy's gonna kill
bro that's what i'm saying bro these guys are twin brothers dude these guys are
literally probably goon together literally like bro these guys have so much chemistry it's insane
i just don't tell you make that jump yeah that's what it is
all right now let's choose this out i'm not a bad
I'm not even going to do that, this is great.
Get him with that doodle bob action.
Here we go, here we go, here we go.
See?
Already looking much better.
Already looking better.
Now that they know Jinx's event on Falcon,
now we can activate.
Now we can come online.
Oh, no.
Oh, no.
Oh, my god.
So back for pass.
LJ's very deep.
Bro, Roas has the best defense in the tournament.
Oh, good defense.
Wait, what time do you have right now?
I
We're going high, where's killer's at to it, breach up.
God, they get up so high.
We're going to break it up, we're going to break it up, come on boys.
Let's lock it in.
Wapala!
This is a much better offense from Rebellion.
They've shown outside the timeout.
They've been able to keep them down for most of the game.
Come on.
Much better, but still not good enough for a player who's still waiting for that boost.
Go up the series.
There we go.
They'll find it soon.
Okay.
They had pressure.
Kofi, airborne.
Intest, but it's right in the first killer.
What can the first killer do?
They have way more control now.
Yeah.
It's all the way back to LJ.
I'm just getting pressure the whole time.
Okay, let's go LJ.
Time to turn it on.
Oh.
Drop!
Little bit of a clincher, but that's all right.
Come on, boys.
So fun, boys.
Oh!
Oh!
That was gross!
Oh my God!
Oh my God!
That was gross!
Oh my God!
That was gross!
Oh my God!
That was gross!
Oh my God!
That was gross!
Oh my God!
That was gross!
Oh my god
That was insane
Yeah, they are.
They did not look this good in groups.
No, they did not.
I was literally just saying that, like, the previous Valkyries was like,
they're going to go all cleaner than this one, and I'm just, just keeping...
Yeah, absolutely.
No gold!
Oh my God, the Waz.
The Waz!
Oh my God, that was one of his fans.
The interest signs here.
Bro, the Waz just fucking peeking.
If it's gonna happen, it's gonna happen right now for Shopify Rebellion.
Pass the half with one game.
One more gold, create the safety blanket.
Okay, here we go. Here we go. Yep. Yep. Yep. Yep. All right. Come on. Let's get a good
pass to LJ. Or maybe just do it yourself.
Alright, man. Out!
There. Double kill. Can we do anything with it? Can we do anything with it?
Hey boys and gentlemen, yes.
Yes.
Oh, wow.
Yes, Gopher.
Yes.
He's got that.
Like, kind of a punchy dog.
He's actually so good at those.
That's just a punchy dog.
Oh, yes, yes, yes.
He did miss.
Oh, my god.
Thank you, Rick.
Heavens.
Oh, my god.
It's like a throw up punch.
There's that right there.
Mistake, bro.
What the fuck?
God, that's a good one.
His mental is cooked.
He might as well just install and be honest with you.
After something like that, I think that's just
where you pack it up right there.
I think so too for the same chat if I can lose this I'm just done betting. I can switch that can
You got plenty of time now and demo
Murdering people's dreams every time I bet on them. I can't I can't even say that night
You missed the fucking ball, you're a pro!
Come on man, stop it, stop it!
Get it out of your ass!
Wait, the title is huge, bro, they're actually like...
Clear! Clear!
Alright, alright, alright.
Charlie, you're the highest speed pro and I'm not cheating! Why?!
Make your fucking play!
Fuck!
the way here
Oh my god
here we go
clear the name
BAAAARGH
okay okay okay, walling it walling it
no
alright
get it out of here
oh
oh
hoover
good looking
oh it's such a good reader at the good look
Good look, let's stay looking like that, that's pretty.
It's so pretty, what a beautiful thing.
Charlie, what are you doing?
Over, jump, jump, jump.
Brother, are you insane?
Are you actually insane?
You're fucking crazy, Percy James.
Bro, I'm sorry, I'm over simulated.
Somebody get a foot on this.
Keep it up.
All right, all right, all right, come on, come on.
All right, OT, come on, OT, OT, OT, OT, OT, come on, boys.
We need this one. We need this. I need it.
I'm predicting this now. Robasco, Robasco.
Predicting it.
No, the dog.
No.
Jesus Christ.
You missed the botch.
Oh, gosh.
You missed the botch and botch.
That was great news for the good guys.
That was good news for the heroes.
We'll look towards net. First killer's there. Good touch off the back wall.
Somebody make it down here!
Let's get it out of here. Let's get it out of here.
Let's go back on there, huh?
Stay buzzing.
It's amazing. We can't be missing like that the 99 if I could save five bucks
You're gonna take wait wait what I was trolling squishy
Bro, especially they could reverse week. Oh, yeah, it's crazy. How often do reverse weeks happen rockin? Okay?
Well, I didn't I had remained next game
Well, I guess the series over
Wait three. Oh, right
It's gonna keep getting better and better.
All right, let me give you an actual fair edge.
Chad, what would Vegas give him right now?
Let's go 85.
You saved 50%?
No, let me stay in, bro.
Let me stay in.
I don't think you should be a coward.
I think you should ride with shop and bro.
I'm gonna ride it out.
Yeah, you're right.
If shop reversed me to this,
then I'm just gonna stop editing
because then I'm actually murdering people's dreams
at this point.
because if shop reverse sweeps this, I'm just gonna burn my-
If anything, you should bet more because then it's like-
It's gonna have power.
Yeah.
Yeah, exactly.
If shop reverse sweeps this, I genuinely think I might have some sort of a power.
I'm just cursed.
If they reverse sweeps this, what are the odds of reverse sweeps happens in pro leagues?
Cause she's on a best of seven.
Best of seven?
Yeah, it's probably happened, I don't know, a handful of times a year.
Yeah.
Okay, so yeah.
It's gonna happen here again.
This team was built to win.
You're about to see it.
I'm not gonna lie. You're gonna sweat leaving in your burger sweets. You're in one
I want to see you only game sevens connect like this
It isn't the first blood of like the
Not a react, come on boys
Other car controls
Yikes, holy fuck. Good save. Good save.
The squad open man. I don't know. I don't know.
They just have so much pressure.
Even bumping we were just going to get you to boost.
They're doing good bro. I don't know.
Yeah, they're fucking decent today.
Chad, I don't want to celebrate in front of the owner of shop.
But Chad, let's find that girl!
Like, yo, I'm not a curse!
I'm not a curse!
We believe in miracles.
Have you had much to show for it offensively?
Can they find that next level?
LJ trying to get to it.
Just find a 50.
It's a nice bounce out to the mid.
Hey, it's only major though right like world is what we're trying to win
But I think first place is
I mean, to put it in perspective, that my world is 28 changing, it was a million dollar prize
It's only went up one million dollars
Please
I'm just saying like I was a personal not like when tuffel did he yes eight years nine years
I mean last year they'd got it the entire esports program
You were saying the world's best was 1.2 million this year they even played less of it
oh oh oh we are plundering yeah yeah that's that's rough
oh wow
oh yeah you want to hear your new head
Yo, the fuck in here?
95 subs.
That's reasonable.
That's reasonable.
There's two minutes left of the game.
I'll take that one.
You saved five subs.
I'll save five subs, yeah.
Wait a minute.
Wait a minute.
They're playing good, bro.
Like, I think they're good.
They're playing extremely well.
See, this is how Falcons was playing against Redacted.
This was like, it was 15 to 3.
That was like the biggest blowout. The 15th re-game against Zaxxin was the biggest blowout. They warped it.
I didn't see that series. But I believe that they're looking extremely good in here. They didn't look this good in here.
When I watched the milling rooms, like this is a different level.
They came out strong, they sort of...they sort of shipped the battle a little bit, but now they're back.
And this is the best time they'll be back.
I would argue it's the worst time to be honest
I think you want to sneak in groups and then just fucking beat her out and shit yourself for the rest of it
95% almost just fucking put in that
95
Wait
Okay, Falcons is now that is a team to be oh my god, they're gonna be looking pretty scary going forward
That would be the worst thing I've ever seen.
Can you just score like now though?
Like literally now?
For the contents I'll have to go on.
Alright.
Okay.
Yeah, scimper over.
Yeah.
Yeah, they went ballistic.
We needed that last one for the mental.
That OT-ness was just crucial.
Yeah.
I don't know, well.
Let me try to get out of here before the blizzard.
Chat! I, Nicholas, Stuart, Haley from Tarpeth, Riggs, Florida, I don't give a fuck and no longer a penny cash!
Oh my God!
Switch with the 95.
Hey, he saved five sums on the head.
Chat, W squishing the chat.
squishy in the chat. All right. So now squishy is leading in the sub the sub the sub betting
war 505. Now we reduced his lead. We reduced his lead to 505. Chad, if you got give the
rest of the question make sure to thank you. USA won the gold medal in overtime versus
Canada steals. I know brother. I was watching it was fucking cinema. Fucking cinema. Now
This next game, chat, we have NRG versus Carmine Corp.
Squishy, Squishy.
Yes.
I'm going to have a council meeting with my chat on who
I should bet on in this next one.
OK, bro.
This one's a fucking coin flip.
Now chat, we're not calling Bernard.
We are not calling Bernard!
Who do we get chat? Who do we take?
Bro, this is such a sin in my series.
Bro, alright, can we run a poll? I want Charles's opinion.
Can we run a poll? Chad, I want Charles's opinion, please.
I'm not asking my girlfriend. She was also wrong.
all of the AI fucking sites. They're all wrong.
Chat vote, vote, please vote, please, you know, don't just
vote, chat vote, vote, please vote, please vote. This is big
because this is too very evenly matched teams. NRG is
fucking disgusting. Carmine Corpus fucking disgusting.
Wait, BC. BC, you're the smartest human ever. I'm just gonna call Bernard and then do the
opposite of whatever he says. You're the smartest human of all time. You're the smartest
you know. Bernard! Hey, what's up? I'm here. No bets. No fighting. Just chatting. What's
up? Well, we are betting today. Bernard, I'm betting with my friend Squishy. Now, you know
how your prediction yesterday was wrong? I do remember you weren't too thrilled with
my last prediction, but hey, I'm always ready for a redemption arc. What are we
betting on this? So Bernard, even though you've never been right about anything,
I'm going to trust you with my whole heart.
I'll take that as a bold honor.
I'm ready to give you my best shot.
All right, Bernard, who would you rather have in this game to bet on?
Carmine Corp or NRG?
NRG are defending world champions.
Carmine Corp has been the best team in the world for the last two years.
Who would you pick, Bernard?
That's a tough call.
For given Carmine Corp's consistent dominance over a longer stretch,
I'd lean toward them.
But hey, defending champs always brings fights.
Appreciate that Bernard and Bernard you just got swindled because you're so fucking dumb now
I'm gonna bet on nrt because whoever you say is wrong
No, it's not reverse good luck charm you're literally a dumbass
And hung up
I got my team. Fuck, bro. I'm listening. Okay. So Bernard went with Carmichael Corp.
So I'm just going the opposite of what I found the betting method. I'm just going to literally
do the opposite of what he said. Ask Bernard and go opposite of Bernard. Okay. Yes. So
now I'm NRG. I'm NRG. You're getting finessed. Now, Squishy, guess what? You're in an
absolute headlock for the rest of the day and night. You're going to be taking
bernard's lives body
spongebob
yeah
to do it
let's fucking go
you know
that's not funny actually
we'll go ahead and put it on
bro, two
I'm gonna get fucking white
You picked correctly, I just get wiped.
The thing is, Bernard is not capable of predicting anything, ever.
So you want to do 100 subs on this one?
100 subs on everything, it's not a fine.
I think final would be 500.
You think final is just nuking, OK.
Lock it, let's just do that.
Oh, that hedge was generous.
So it's OK.
We're down to 500.
We're down to 505.
Hey, it's better than being constantly...
Yeah...
But I'm gonna be fucking down.
You just have to not fool.
You get this shit right?
I leave the day down like 5k.
$5,000 fucking dollars.
Oh, shit. This is stupid of me.
I felt bad for you.
I'm just going against Bernard.
You will not win a bet!
He's a fucking idiot!
I actually think energy when this is as well. What's kind of sucks?
I was I was thinking you just pick case you can usually you better than a but I think energy actually
But I got a roof for the team that you made me root for bro. So here we go, bro
I have Daniel on my side. You have I know he's playing. He's playing better than any of the Casey players
It's starting 100% hard on your side, and I have
I
Like the way you worded that I'm in a fucking headlock and I have to I'm forced to take Bernhardt's lines from yes
What a strat
He has never been right about anything in the last year that I've known he's literally wrong
So
Man but the finals bro, I mean the finals could be just a straight point flip right and then if you get all but I don't know
Fuck it's hard because like what if a team straight fucks in the same. He's like if a team straight
We got a bit in the final row we got a bit in the final after
That's the most that that's the most important
Zen makes it to the finals. I'm betting on Zen no matter who he's playing. I don't care
Alright, that makes about but I'm not gonna battle a semi-same all the Falcons beat Falcons at low
Also, they see worlds this year should be in NA because last year was in the news the story there for so
That's gonna be actually cinema for like energy for the NA teams. It's like today
It always goes you one year to any next year you one year and a next year
Now you're not enough well, there's some people like that I'm trying to leak it, but
Yeah
This match based off of what we've seen by off Saturday and in the group stage
Championship Sunday is a different ballgame to be fair to rebellion. They were the underdogs here. It feels like five
Yes, I'm just saying for the NA teams bro, it's like that arena is gonna be
For worlds, it's usually like 13 to 15 K people sometimes 20 Ks
That's like probably what three times four times bigger than this crowd right now
16 teams were here making top six
September yes
Oh yeah wow!
That's my birthday month, Chad
It's one of those also four days or five days
I think that one's one day longer, I think it's five
So it starts like Wednesday and Sunday?
Yeah, Wednesday is exactly
And do they have like just WorldTown routines?
This has 16
I think has
Yeah, I think it includes an extra team from me. I would see an extra team from me now. I think that's 24
I think it's 16 to 20 16 majors 24
Are you gonna watch all this
Oh my god
Carmine Corp is fucking huge like like when it comes to the French fans huge gentle mates, dude
Then of course vitality gentle mates and Casey are massive
That's like an actual soccer game the women cheers, well, I'm not even seeing the
It's a great are you confident in energy here like I don't know
I feel like this is a 50-50 matchup. No, it's a 100 is zero Bernard bad on Carmine Corp
He went well judging off of common colds
Dominance in last
So wait because Bernard's confident. It's an absolute walk to energy people are saying it's a towel's birthday bro birthday buff
That's not good. That's not good
Birthday buff real thing saw that on his birthday. He was looking at so we're powered to have your birthday on like finals Sunday
Like grand finals champ Sunday. Yeah
I
Genuinely actually would have energy if I could have picked I would have picked
Yeah, I mean it felt like I was wrong because energy was up 31 yesterday, but
That was crazy.
Every day, mission re-innovates to move the world forward on the road and far beyond.
Well as crazy as we got the game 7 here, like let's double it to 200.
Yeah, absolutely.
After Genomates 1, 3, 3 or 2, 3.
So that's how they're doing it.
I'm like, fuck it.
I genuinely like I think rocket league is the best e-sport to watch I'm not I'm not even
kidding it's so easy to understand that's a problem with a lot of e-sports it's so fast
paced that's probably a lot of e-sports um and like the zero second overtime endings
are just cinema like it's just and it's so fat I love it and the tournaments are
like very condensed like they don't make you wait two weeks for a tournament to
play out you know. Yeah they just get right into it.
I mean Chaka, I gotta beat you. I think Rack of League is just the best fucking
esport to watch bro. It just makes it makes perfect sense. It makes so much
sense. Man they get it all right. CS clears. I can see that. CS seems very easy to understand.
CS crowds are crazy but like the esport itself is still it's still the issue that
things you're saying, we're like, at face value,
like my dad tried watching CS like a few years ago, right?
When I was getting into it, and he was just like,
what the hell is happening?
You know what I mean?
It took me like 20 minutes to explain everything
to what's going on.
Whereas like in Rock League, any person,
like literally someone who's never played a game
in their life could just watch and just know what's
happening.
Little cool ones today?
Really?
Who did it play?
Oh, God.
outing in forest? Jesus. One nil. We'll take it. Yeah, let's look at the prem really quick
while we're waiting. Arsenal's, oh my god, Arsenal's playing right now. Who's Arsenal playing?
Hopefully they've bottled this. Tottenham, that's very loseable. Arsenal are like the
greatest club of all time at bottoming in.
Bro, they're gonna lose the top.
Is Sun back?
Wait, son is in the MLS?
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, what?
Son is in the MLS!
Oh no!
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
This happened at the end of last year?
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
Wow, never mind, our shuttle's winning.
Jack, who does tandem even have?
Where is tandem in the prem?
16. Wow. Jack, look at Tottenham's last five games. Lost, draw, draw, lost, lost. Yeah,
Arsenal is going to win. Bro, why would they let Sun go? Oh, they have Brosharlasen?
The Brazilian guy?
Bro, oh my god.
Why did son go to the Olympics?
Checked Barca?
Is Barca playing right now?
Oh yeah.
Uh-oh look at that chat top of the table top of the table bro Madrid is just
Yeah, Madrid is so ass
Bro, what is this back-to-back years bars is gonna win Liga?
Chat look at that top of the table
Bro Madrid is so fucking ass
Bro, I'm not whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. What I was my team, bro
what I watch. What? I don't know what to say bro. Imagine spending like chat. Imagine spending
like a billion dollars on a lineup and you can't win you can't win Liga because Barza
just owns you. Imagine spending a billion dollars on a lineup and you just can't win
my Liga. That is fucking embarrassing. Chat I'm sorry that is embarrassing.
Alright I don't know about the team now but back you're gonna say back then like
their team wasn't nasty bro. Madrid Madrid Madrid is asked bro. Oh yeah back then. Yeah
when they had like Cruz, Modric, Ronaldo. Yeah, Bale. Yeah that team was insima bro.
Sergio Ramos, Fancy Ma. Chad is in Fancy Ma like, wait, Chad is in Fancy Ma like,
Benzema 15 scandal we got led to five year absence from French national team. Oh my
god member Frank Liberi bro that's Frank is mythical bro do you remember bastion
and Schreinsteiger. That's a myth.
Jack, who was the, Jack?
Who was the really tall German striker?
What was his name?
You guys are gonna know.
He played in the World Cup.
What was his name?
Come on.
What was his name?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Miedlslath Glossi.
Yeah, Miedlslath Glossi.
Yes, that guy was nasty.
That guy was nasty.
Squishy, what do you think is going to win the World Cup,
Squish?
Have you had to give a prediction?
Oh, the World Cup.
Ronaldo, bro.
On his way out.
On his way out.
Listen, Portugal is going to win, bro.
On his way out.
Bro, first off, if Portugal does win the World Cup,
it's going to be because of Bruno Fernandez and Nuno
I know I'm not saying it's because of what I'm just saying we're not I was gonna take
it home but I'm not saying it's because of him he's no longer the best part of the team
I get that.
Do you want to know who's absolutely gonna win a World Cup?
What do you think?
What do you think bro?
French out.
I mean yeah Francis team is fucking gross that's not even fair.
Their team is disgusting like Chad let's let's take a look Chad let's take a look
Jack, let's look at and also back-to-back World Cup finalists.
It's not, and shout out to England, I love England,
but it's not like England,
where England has an absolutely stacked national team
and then they just lose.
France actually makes it to the finals every year.
France, let's frankly about it.
France national football team.
Jack, let's look at this lineup, shall we?
This is stupid.
this is literally broken. Oh my God.
Kirin and Bapé, Ekateke, Florian Tavi,
Olysee, Ryan Schachke, Five Star, Five Star,
Engulo Engulo, Kante, William Saliba,
Jules Kunde, Kone,
Adrian Chlabiot, this guy Kamavinga is,
that guy's the ghost in Madrid. That guy never does anything.
Baricola, Tio Hernandez. I mean bro look at this fucking thing. Wait where is
where's Debele? Where is Debele? Where's Dewey? Where's Deseret Dewey? Where's Debele?
Jack, where is, where is Dembele and Douay?
Are we in here?
Are we in the next game?
Um,
Jack, am I drunk?
Why does it not say Dembele is in the national team?
They were first in FIBA World Cup Wals.
Dembele is injured.
Well, yeah, but he's going to play the World Compass by point.
Bro, they're going to have Dembele, Duwe, Ekatike, and Mbappe on their attack.
I mean, yeah, they're winning the World Cup, dude.
If they don't win, it's going to be Spain.
Look at Portugal squad.
Bro, I've seen Portugal squad, but Portugal's never won a World Cup, dude.
Oh, here we go.
I mean maybe they win.
Hey, there's a first fight for everyone, though.
Are they fooling me?
Oh, it's in NA.
It's in NA.
Alright so switchy, I got 100 subs on NRG, you got 100 subs on KC, LOCK!
So bro.
Also chat, I feel like for Vixx and my chat, the drops are bugged, I messaged the epic guys about it, they're fixing it.
They are fixing it in that way.
because they are so good at broccoli. They are ice-cream-threaded to knock out and orgy. Atto playing one of the best splits of his career.
Everyone was expecting what's gonna happen with no trolley. Well, Atto.
No matter what, Jinx, gonna be staying your fucking set of games today. We got four more best of sevens left.
All of them are like 50-50 matchups, literally. Cinema! Cinema!
And Falcons, dude, Falcons look gross. I mean, shop obviously is weaker than a little bit weaker than the rest of the teams,
but Falcons are crossing the second
a 4-0 sweep is O'Krah
a 4-0 sweep is O'rah
like let's just call it what it is
4-0 sweeping shop is O'rah
they're ready to play
and yesterday we had a game 6, game 7, game 7, game 6
all close to each
today we have an instant 4-0
I think that's the only 4 of them
It doesn't matter man, it's going to be a tough series.
Dude, that coach is literally just as bold as me.
Wow!
Oh my god, see, but he has his eyebrows such as.
I notice how right when they sit down they go right in the first place.
Oh, here we go!
Alright, I want to see this crowd get fucking loud.
It's anime bitch!
Looking to fight the way, the town of Blue Wall!
The reigning Rockets League World Champion, and RG!
Jawsong! Bring him out!
Jawsong!
I mean such a stupid fucking story, the bad thing.
You could pick whoever you want.
Oh no, Jinx, pick whoever you want, bro.
Like I appreciate energy owns Casey's ass. I think
No, no, no, they're good they're good bro, but I'm saying I think historically if I was basing off fast
I think energy would win this match if I could pick I
Would take energy, but like I dug my own grave, bro. I want you many bets
yesterday
I'm losing
This is going to be set up, this in my opinion is the best match up of the tournament so far
besides vitality in KC but the stakes are so high on this like if you lose you're going home if you win you're in the top four
literally bro
Cinema
Look at a towel as a hand towel
You guess what he hands me
Squish squish
Yeah, yes, I do I do squish what we're gonna say
whoever wins this plays gentle mates in semis right wait is it no no it's
my quality yeah oh so ever win this is cooked anyways that's not like guaranteed
yeah no it's guaranteed squishy it's prophesized is and is gonna win this
major. Zan grabbed the microphone yesterday after soloing KC and literally said, and then
he said, Boston, I'm in you. Zan is going to win. Bro, I'm telling you, chat. This is
Zan's major. No matter what, this is Zan's major. And especially, you know what? I don't
want to bet on him because I'll make him lose. Okay. If he's in finals, I have to
battle him, but I'm not betting. Yeah. Yeah. For the 70s, that's fine. Um,
I was gonna say, I saw some stats where like,
Zend's win rate at any land on average is like 60%
or like 58 or something, fair to say, 62 or 58.
And it, like, game, individual game win rate,
like game win loss.
At Boston, his win loss was like 11 to two
at the time I saw the stat.
It was like 90, 95% or something, I feel it was.
So it was in 90s, at Boston,
Yeah, it's just it's the Boston buffers and I don't know what it is 90% would rather Boston
Then is winning this major
I
I said, Zen is gonna beat Carmine Corp.
And everyone was like,
everyone's like, you're crazy, you're insane.
Zen's not gonna beat Carmine Corp.
Yo bro, Zen, Zen owns those frogs, bro.
Hey, Zen is better than every player
to ever pick up a Rocket League soccer ball ever.
Zen is the fucking Lionel Messi, a fucking Rocket League.
Brother, he's winning this major.
I'll put my right and left testicle on it.
I'm feeling a little patriotic today.
the right and left.
Well, I can't survive the one.
It's USA's game.
Chat, I just got to say this, bro.
Chat, I literally guarantee you,
as anyone says shit,
I guarantee it.
I guarantee it.
Chat, I've gotten word that the drops have been repaired
for Jinxiana.
Wait, we didn't have drops.
They were broken for when I messaged epic. They just fixed it. Oh
Hey, W epic W epic. Thank you. They actually just wanted to instantly Wow
I didn't know they were gone. I didn't I was I just walked my child was talking about the whole time
Yeah, hey, hey, Squishy, I'm telling you, NRG's might have missed there.
Hear the crowd?
I know, they're coming to the side, hard bro.
Is that where it starts?
Yeah, what's going on?
NRG for me, what's up?
That's something I said.
Folks, they're calling on one side, NRG here.
It's Carmencourt on the other.
And it's going to be NRG.
Come on.
He's going to be a banger, serious.
Dude, the full best sweet though, that's bad news, I think.
Thank you.
I'm going to be a banker, serious.
Dude, the full best sweet though, that's bad news, I think.
Loki, the cast are cursed.
And the coin.
50, 50, 50, 50.
We said, hey, we said 50, 50, bitch.
We said 50, 50.
Swiss, you ever watch Breaking Bad?
Yes, yes.
Thank God.
I thought you weren't going to know the reference.
Is that Jesse?
Yes.
Yeah, I thought squishy wasn't gonna go to reference
They're breaking my dad rewatched that series like four times. I didn't I'd watch it
Yeah, I thought which he wasn't gonna go to reference
Okay, that shows so
That's so many
bro that show has so many characters and then skyler white just ruined the
fucking show literally yes bro she was so fucking annoying she wasn't buying
bro skyler white ruined the show dude
bro check if you think about it there was no skyler white Hank Walter and
Gus would have probably been just drinking beers at Walter's pool
I've never
to the end
Yeah, and they still often believe it's low key of a lot of octane players
The energy's defense is so good. They might they fight low key. I don't think this is a hot take
They might have the best defense in the world in our view like they're so comfy in like a shit spot
like everyone else when I got
already nice
oh my god
oh my god
Jack you'll notice Daniel does not
celebrate
he's like a machine
I scrolled
on the back side of the rotation
but no play here for KC
the field belongs to them
the tier
mountain forum on that side wall
KC continue to wait here
Oh my god, oh my god, okay, I'm not gonna get too excited too early bro, but that was perfect bro.
Um, that was gross. Holy shit actually. Also Daniel's been playing like, I think Daniel's
I think Xen's been like slightly better just based on his teammates being a little bit worse, you know
So it's like you got to get him off the ball if you're KC you got to look at the
Bro Bernard we're not having my fucking back
in Bernard's career he's right is the one time I didn't listen to him. Not one
series, a lot of series. A lot of series left. A lot of series left. Energy
I haven't had like a shot yet, I'm pretty sure, but like a lot of series left.
Oh
Wait what the fuck just happened
Yo, what?
And then he pinches it with Dan into the net
That pinch right there was 100% intentional right like he definitely yeah, it was he saw he saw it Dan an opposite. Yeah
I mean this is gonna be a great series dude, I don't care it's gonna go against that
You just watch his matches. She's actually getting like crazy bonage on like the game
He just leaves it leaves it lay you see that yes, yes
Did it falcons is so good at that shit energy when they do one versus any one squishy this oh my god
With that 50 this happening I feel like earlier turn it you might have called it lucky
But now you're like realizing that they can actually kind of control you know the game controller
Your players are thinking lucky
So, this is what KC does a lot, he'll notice the things that they'll like go for air dribble
and then they'll back off last second and just leave it for a team.
They won't even make a full play, they'll just protect the ball and then just give
it for a team.
They do a lot.
They move the ball down the field like that.
I'll put it down a bit.
It's in favor of what they're like trying to do.
Oh my god, man.
This game is no fucking goal.
It's like we used to use some cars fucking driving at each other.
Daniel's chasing that guy down and he's up here from the canopy of it.
You just saw the Gamer attack Daniel and he was just passing away and breaking his ass.
It's just crazy that you control every bit of your movement in this game.
And no games like that.
KC get fucked off the play
Time running for it
They're such a high-skill game, man
They boom here from Daniel, I like this
Got passed to Atomic, they're pinballing their way around KC
They haven't really had any problems
I feel like how dynamic it is, like
It's about making really good decisions all the time
Daniel no touch of it here means they have to
Race KC to their own side
If you down, get it out
And for now, KC
Have to restart
KC are playing smart, bro
I'm not gonna lie
Like that's so annoying what Juicy just did
I went low. Played it around there.
Aw, I can see it. Is that that? Basically, it's when someone flips, lands, and then goes into a wave dash off the wrong lane.
Oh my god, he's going through that.
I feel confident. Look, Brown, I'm betting against Bernard for the first time in my life.
I have Daniel on my side. I feel confident. Couple of unlucky shit. Vatira did it. I'll
play him. The pinch was really nice, too. Actually, none of it was lucky. Casey just
showed up.
How much money do you don't teach it depends how much I care if I don't want to get streams
like that at all like 30 plus normally doesn't but my son had like six which is probably
what I'm gonna do because I can actually interact with my chat and six seconds.
Yeah.
It was a long way.
Yeah.
At the end whether they couldn't get anything I'm telling you and I'm just gonna win
this trust trust.
We're good.
We're gonna look at Daniel.
Look at Daniel.
Yeah.
Just saying he's streaming crash.
It's up for me.
Now it's working.
That's so good now.
Right chat.
We're chatting.
Yeah we're good.
Oh WFWF, thank you again for fixing that.
Oh, we could have laid that. Yeah, that makes sense.
anything with rebounds there was nothing available on kc's end in that respect energy
with peace mode get the caption not the way it was ever and peace mode in front of the box
that maybe we're not putting peace lines to get back quick and kc won't get it up
so from now the pressure just continues on the tier and juicy trying to work together
in a towel once to slow it down daniel makes his breakaway as a flip of a one
I
Know it's America's last hope at the Boston Major
Yeah, I mean it's one team black European teams and a mean a team in the final four
Another shot like two KC defenders in the neck
Then our G continued to build pressure beast mode with Daniel underneath
Play actually to play
No more good challenge, he was just so central and they got a big shout, he's got B's, he
doesn't even get a net, that's all, can't count no.
I'm gonna give you that swim, we put a hot on the line, we're putting a hot on every
match except for Zen's first semi, Grand Sombra into 500.
Oh
Daniel
Jinxie power rankings Zen world number one Daniel world number two I'm down I'm
telling you chat Daniel world number two Zen world number one why does it by
time you just pick up the end watch the way the not back yeah but you got to
think bro Daniels friend English yeah all games
It's been together for a long time. It's really rare to see him get this off.
It's going to be a good series. I actually see this going 7. I don't think it's going to be a vlog either way.
Everything was a vlog. Yeah.
Yeah
And Archie!
Yeah, it's NA's last hope, guys!
You are our only hope.
And we're right back...
NA's last hope!
So this just being feeling 1A1B...
You look the same as Perkles.
He's in the tournament. I hope NRG matches.
And Archie, trying to get the scoring started, but...
I mean, they're on the same side, so...
One of them will make Final Guaranteed if, uh...
Nearly as much pressure from Casey,
than in this game.
And Archie, whoever makes finals out of them
of them is gonna catch with the reset not much more though blindside challenge
we'll take the play away army Corbin full retreat beast mode couldn't let it
fly now we're cooking an RT now we're cutting
session taking their time it's your hearty it's you did up he was trying at least
make NRG nervous a couple more seconds here that's out of each
what is it that's what you're hard from juicy just off the park and again
backboard back wall defense clean enough open it's over NRG here near the
end game number two
I love this guy. I just love it.
Bro, reading that page. Daniel's playing actually insane.
He thinks he's reading that as hard as he can.
I'm not gonna laugh.
He just read like a perfect first touch back on him.
Look here
Consistent rhythm hard for KC
All right one to one
Daniel's playing so good. He's like reading shit like three sessions before that
here we go here we go give us the good zero second goal today
we got a good zero second goal yesterday although it was devastating for me
because I had a bet on the line I did yeah but like remember that was the
remember that was a game where the loss of two go lead and then they got to
I'm going to plan zero with this game.
$15, buddy.
From Daniel that ends up going into the next Daniel.
In 30 seconds, they went from 2-0 up to 3-2 down.
That just doesn't happen.
Bro, look at Daniel's score.
Guys, come on, come on, guys.
Let's wake up and smell the coffee.
This is the best player in the lobby.
I mean, come on.
Bro, it's not even like he just pops off.
Bro, Daniel pops off every fucking game he plays.
plays he like said the same thing about Zen Zen is the best player in the lobby
when he plays you can just feel it it's the same shit with Daniel now when
Daniel and Zen play against each other I might have a boner
I'm gonna count me.
You see NRG and they count me.
Come on NRG.
Out of the series.
And they smash hope, Dan.
But tell them what to chant and RG.
And RG put down at the bottom.
I never even seen that before.
Hey, COBA.
Look at the aura.
Look at the aura.
No celebrating.
No slapping.
This is Daniel.
Get back to that pressure.
Get those players.
I wonder if Daniel even smiled if he wins the trophy.
He dominated them in the boost game
This is the skin of my series
Poor Charlie bro, he got on this watch to get 4-0
Yeah, he really is and falcon's play fucking insane, but what can you even do?
I
About a white me clean today
This horse I made yesterday to let you pick everything man. No squishy to be fair though
It's gonna all come down the grand titles. They're gonna fight. I guess I will be fucking
Yeah, that'll be
Let's not give you a lot of things like long through the hedging why isn't it more so me?
I
Move it quickly to the ball, but just this game
Way nowhere like
RG these mode
You died in the midfield line get that moves put maybe get the corners steel as they move across juicy
We'll pick it up. Yeah, you got it out
Holds the fifth we stop will steal the boos no midfield for Daniel so B's
Well, I home atomic also on small path no play for energy
Yeah, and maybe the game in that point was just full possession about ball and allow energy
With time and space to gather resources you go back although for Casey
It's kind of a scramble to just he didn't get the ball cleared past man
But you're gonna try for the under but B smoke needs it dead into a towel
And he does manage to find so reset or one nice Daniel
Oh, this is so awkward.
Wow, what a touchdown. Dan is playing perfect.
Every angle was blocked except for that one touch and he kept the net perfectly.
Wait a minute!
And
They work together to get through and they don't completely chase down, which means Casey
the opportunity to break on in
No boost here. Even juicy was working on small pads
Have enough everyone from Casey able to get through the people in the area cleared out by Casey
And it's been a rough
Seven minutes 45 seconds for climbing court, but they can already saw that right here with a game
Oh my god, bro. They got a pathway for a bump as well.
He was like a pincer away from landing it.
You try to fly underneath.
I feel like energy is in control.
Still keep those corner boosts still.
Have the midfield.
Like, Casey's just reacting to everything.
I don't see simply why like Casey play.
Potomac, stop him.
Ow, you got to be there.
Maybe a breakout here for Casey.
Only 10 boosts for Ato.
Close game.
Here's the boosts on NRG's corner.
Daniel, try to find it.
Bow on the wall, but no chance.
Daniel!
No, no blues.
Luckily for them, there was nothing for Daniel to look at.
Wow.
G is really and truly just letting KC play themselves out, wear themselves out, even on the offensive
front.
And it seems to be...
Come on, NADO!
As much as they don't like to say it, they do have one of the strongest defenses out
there, and it is paying off against this KC squad.
Heal 7, bro.
I don't know.
KC protecting our corner, but respect that.
Anything can happen.
When a team gets on the third game that's when I start to feel nervous.
I feel like right now, even if energy went next, I still believe you.
I still believe.
Oh, good pressure.
Oh, that's a goal.
No, we won!
We won?
Daniel's yet to fuck up.
Yeah
No
and still defend NRG shot game bruh
it's not game it's not game NRG hold the line another snack game okay see are still holding
on for here life here in game 30 last chance
i got a kill
yes
in NRG special
yes
fucking wins me i'm coming out of the dungeon
What'd you say?
You saying that when you're boned in a no eyebrow?
This is like funny ending to me.
Crawling out of the dungeon.
Like a creature.
Hey Bernard!
Nice call on Gormite Gorm!
Nice call on Gormite Gorm!
What'd you say?
Oh, just a little playful callback.
I'm always here for whatever you want to chat about.
Wait, what did you just say though?
I was just teasing that I'm embracing whatever role I end up playing in your bets, even if
it's the bad luck role.
But I am just here to help.
What do you need next?
Bernardo and I just wanted to say, great prediction on Carmine Corp.
They're winning 3-0.
Dude, I ended up taking your bat, bro.
They're winning 3-0.
Well, look at that.
I guess I finally got one right.
No, no, no, I was kidding.
I was kidding you are wrong come on corpse losing two to one, but you're a dumbass so I bet on energy
Kick rocks dude chat. Let's go. This is what I'm talking about
All you got to do is just go against whatever Bernard says Bernard is a fucking idiot
I know girl remember I have a last time I was sort of one of these days
Same team I do think energy is probably more likely to win this year. I will say that but
It's a B.L.7 anything happen and it's casey though. It's casey though anything can happen. They can literally come back
What have been a hard hit off that backboard, but it's here against their top, KC returns to the air.
And look at that shot.
And you know, on the back end, the rest of KC, on limited boost, can't just wait.
And you know, whatever it flies around, it's trying to take your moment.
Manoeuvring, maneuvering through the area.
What are you doing that?
Trying to get that 50 out.
KC still actually struggling to command.
And all feds here in the archipelago.
there really hasn't been anything too memorable it's been a lot of half
attempted shots just hoping and praying something stays on their side
feel the aggression that comes with a lot of those shots and towel taking his
turn but I've completely sent back
Let's go back
What happened? It's just wide open
Is there a mistake?
Let's see
Uh oh
they almost made it work they don't get the boost deal this time even kc are on
so we're going seven here thanks jane just a little high as being seven and all over it
uh-oh
just a little off of the bar daniel back to base
Hey, what a freak
What a plague
Oh my god
That is my favorite goal of the event bro. That was cheeky taco in its essence. That was prime fucking barser
I'll be down $1000 dollars bro, I'll be down $1000 dollars in my an hour, I'll put that in the air bro.
A lot of series left.
A bald man once told me.
All right!
Well, NRG looks so good out there!
Have a cheeky fucking Taka, bitch!
Yeah, that shot was, that whole play was crazy.
Pre-jumping down on these ones, you see.
NRG hold the line now, no pump.
Meaning up here for KC on defense.
Goal.
Uh-huh.
The back wall is unavailable here for KondiCorp.
And Kate, I'm right now, Casey, you're getting really frustrated.
You got that, you got that.
Red everything, more intense.
Now on their end, Casey, return in favor.
It's hero.
Low time, this bounce up could allow Casey to get...
I don't see why Casey's only goal was off like a...
Oh!
Oh!
Casey!
One line!
Oh my God!
It's energy!
Casey's goal was off a mistake, you know?
And it is going with off a good place just feels like it is making more place
Who do you go for if it's energy perspective you want energy or vital to go in?
Zen bro.
Zen.
Zen.
That is my baby.
But if NRG wins.
No, but the betting curse is broken.
Let me go energy on that.
Brother, Zen's gonna win the major so yeah, I'm going with that one.
and you'll get any power on that one
Of course you can see if they get that
with the 50k to the side, Jucy won't get there
try for the pump and he failed
NRG moving with base, atomic
Dating the first approach, Jucy gets up
what heck of a 15
and this one they just come straight back out past
no shot, atomic
I don't need to talk about these two things right now
Oh
What a shame
Holy shit, what a time
Please mess up
They're not making mistakes.
Oh no.
Oh my god.
Oh my god, what a shot.
He fakes the opposite, blips opposite.
What a fucking shot.
but
that
was disgusting
but
even
oh
we got overtime on our hands I think
I reckon
unless Daniel has something to say about overtime
Daniel saw
unless we do
unless we do
unless we do
what the fuck
what the fuck
what the fuck
what the fuck
what the fuck
what the fuck
what the fuck
It is at the bar two times on zero things.
I think your luck is completely shifted.
I don't know bro, it's like a cheese.
I see the hype about Pityra, that was better.
I understand the hype now.
Oh my god.
Bro.
Why are you there freaking?
Something to switch things, I see it.
Something to switch from the KCGAC.
Uh-oh.
Well both the teams are playing good
Oh my god, bro
Chad, it's time for potential to be a really long overtime
It's time for potential to be a really long overtime
One
We missed I just missed that three balls that could be
Did case you're actually making weird mistakes, they don't know from the seat from them as well
Oh double commit. Oh, what a safer to fear about.
There's your boost.
He has the other one.
Casey, after retreat there's no boost. Beast Road takes 2C out of the play.
Atomic's flying in. Fake challenge, every material on the corner.
Another demo, this one from Daniel. And Beast Road can't rip them all away.
This could be dangerous! And it just got there in time.
Look at all that on the back wall.
But here we'll fit the approach. After all, can't get it done.
And NRG, keep the wall clean. No rebound for Casey.
Stepping up. Back to Beast Road.
Oh shit, they've both been like a fucking millimeter from getting scored on twice.
What are they doing?
Go, go, go!
Oh
Then it's awkward
Perfect play from day
Oh my
Oh
Shit
You can see she brings that at land is so crazy like pretty jumping like that so risky, but like you make so much
Yeah
I can't expect a B smoke to get as quality of a touch up there as he did
Daniel
Wants to put this alternative point
He's not a dmg
BUSTED!
BUSTED!
Oh my god
And B smoke went twice, he's right underneath
Takes it away from their line
And KC will push the ball out
Daniel actually gives it
Great back to you
Now jump
Look at this
Look at this
Now you can still be a 1-man attack
Now you can still be a 1-man attack
Now you can still be a 1-man attack
Now you can still be a 1-man attack
Now you can still be a 1-man attack
Now you can still be a 1-man attack
Now you can still be a 1-man attack
I mean, it's been so close to
This is crazy game
Dude, like they're both so on point
5-Minute-OT
Old game is already played
shit man I don't think Daniel make a mistake I swear to God
no actually actually
you didn't say with like one minute OD it's gonna be a long even before that he
he said it would be long to do yeah
okay 8-10
no boost to his name
switch to save bro
oh my god
he got out bro
the squint he saved
fuck bro
he just did
you're a machanist
I know, I know, I know
it's actually the only way he could have got out
cause he's getting bummed
holy shit this is so good
Here he goes again. Forces the 50, but don't they actually get married?
Dude, this is crazy. Like, really good opportunity to stop. Everything's to stop.
Keep in the back wall.
Eight minutes over, guys!
He's trying to break through!
Oh!
Can't see anything!
Wait.
If the lock-in never leaves the toilet, not gonna find it, but Tira gets it back to safety.
What a beast.
Yeah!
What the fuck?
Really?
The beast mode coming out quickly, but it's a weak toss.
You pop up, but Tira pop up.
Dude what is happening? Daniel will be the one.
They missed?
They're 7 minute OT.
Yeah whoever wins this 1 million per second wins the series.
Too much momentum to win this.
Now
What do you wait you miss for the first time
Wait, that's game
Right always what the fuck is going on
This is a crazy game I've ever seen.
Yo, how did you calm that?
Like, how did you just know?
Or just off the point is fuck, yeah.
Dude, this is one of the best games I've ever seen.
They're both playing perfectly.
Daniel, like Daniel has a nice fight.
Wow, they're both playing so smart, what a good, like, weight from a towel there.
Come on!
It is a defensive fucking showdown
We missed
Dude they're playing so fucking smart both teams and it's actually kind of crazy
I never seen this
the longest ever time
like 640
this is rare as shit this does not happen
you go you go
oh my god oh my god
10 minutes dude
we'll get back out to you
They're like they're playing their defense so well both teams
Wait, that's a goal. Wait no one's there. It was wide open for like 10 years
Dude he's wanted a time
I'm so horny and nervous
The game game game yes, oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god
Bro, no no full credit energy. That was the best game of rock that I've seen fucking forever
That was the best but like obviously for my bet. I'm gonna be happy for KC, but holy shit
Gold teams that was come word the gameplay. Thank you
I don't think you know what you just watched was like that was rare, bro. That doesn't happen
That does not happen.
They were playing fucking fruity.
Yo, Bernard, I said I gotta call you, bro.
You're the call.
Oh, I'm all ears then. You've got me on the line.
What's the next big topic?
Bernard, Bernard, Bernard.
Carmine Pork just won an 11-minute game,
and now the series is tied 2-2.
you to do. I think if I offer Squishy a team switch in the back he's gonna take it. Do you
think I should stay with NRG or switch to Carmine Corp? Honestly I'd say stick to what you've got.
Don't overthink it mid-back. You're riding the NRG way so stay confident and if they put it off
feel like a genius. I have to switch. I have to switch. I have to switch. Squishy. What's
up? Squishy. Um. What's up? I have an offer for you. What? The series is two to two. Would
you like to switch teams? Yeah. I'm on a fucking game show. What do you mean would
I like to switch teams wait what wait I was not ready to say this I just got it off the
phone with Bernard he said stick with NRG so now I want to go with KC
I'm gonna speak to you bro, I'm on this way, I'm on this way.
Wow!
Wow!
It is one bad, I can't back, I can't go against them.
I'm gonna go to the left.
I'm gonna go to the right.
When I get back, Daniel's gonna be in the net.
Watch this.
Alright bro.
Jack, I'm doing a tingle method.
Keep the series going.
Alright, we're gonna have three.
Dominate from NRG for two straight hits.
If NRG won that series, or won that game, obviously I would, I would want to
I
Remember how can I go against it?
I'm in another T.
Oh my god.
Oh my god! Oh my god!
This is T. I don't care who wins this T.
Energy's playing good as shit.
They're playing amazing.
KC, I don't even know what I'm watching anymore.
What's happening?
Yeah, the second you walk away energy score and then
Yeah
This is just not connected I don't think I don't think you need to play
I think you picked the team that's slightly favorite in my I think energy slightly slightly favorite
Oh, you're just trying to go anti-binar this one.
Yes.
Okay.
Have to combine.
Topic is taking for a ride.
Oh, wait a minute.
An RGE gets set back up here in the midfield.
Hard hit out.
You see KC and NRG really trying to predict the future.
Trying to cover other angles.
If they're not able to get above,
I'm just going to throw my car into space
just so you don't have this space of a field to work with.
So you have to do something else instead of just,
Okay, we're gonna get here challenge. No, we're challenging the future
Look at the pre-jump look at the pre-jump. You see how Dan jumps before?
That's what they're doing better than KC is they're trusting each other so much like they have a tree
You see isn't going right in the semis, man.
Right in the semis, bro.
There's no way to get this lead, but here it comes, Juicy.
Twit not gonna work out for him, Atomic.
Staying on the wall, seeing how to there.
Bro, since you're gonna fucking wipe me today, bro.
Oh my God.
I feel it.
I just feel it.
I feel it.
Brother Casey, 11-11.
You have an aura.
You have like an aura key today.
Just know everything that's gonna happen.
I'm just going to get to Pernarco.
I can't believe we just had a 10 minute ulti. That was so fun.
Two games playing with ulti.
I don't think I've seen him make a bad play or touch this entire queue.
Again, another perfect shot.
He's actually just making like the perfect decision like every
I
Wait, oh
Wait
They fucked each other so hard and then he just misses an empty net
Now those are the types of moments that are gonna affect your mental going into the next game. Yes
You have a last second equalizer. That's actually a good look and you're not scoring that bro
You don't get that many opportunities against this game. Hey props to NRG
They just lost an 11 minute overtime didn't matter. That's about right away. Instantly bounce back
That's the sign of a team with good morale. They lost an 11 minute overtime
Instantly said fuck it. Let's just let our nuts in
We only survived to get that W.
Chad, this is absolutely incredible.
This is legitimately the best eSport to watch.
I'm not like, Chad, it's so fucking exciting.
Bro, what other eSports is there in a minute over time
with gold and gold, like, and the crowd's just
roaring every fucking five seconds?
Bro, like, that is sinna, man, dude.
Towards NRG, the world.
You hear a loud roar.
The world is like, I'm gonna walk up an aura to it.
The players wanted more devastating when they lose, it's more hype when they score.
Everything's like, worlds is like the actual market.
Like I was joking with Charlie, but like it's true.
The players lose majors and like, and fine.
We're like just warming up for worlds, you know what I mean?
Like there's just a place for worlds.
That's our one thing.
Worlds is like the ultimate.
Only one team could ever win.
Here we go, here we go, here we go.
KC, the fourth game,
come on NRJ!
And now G could knock them out of the tournament right here.
Bro, unfortunately those chats will ever resist.
He's gonna get work back now.
That is only going to be a fight, Saac.
He disappointed me.
You might be the number one fan right now.
Oh, he's on Octane now.
But here's an Octane, what do you think that does for him?
And he wants to
Wait why are you kind of right?
You're actually right cause that's actually kind of how I'm playing this thing, I'm not gonna lie.
That is the sign of zero confidence.
So the guy that's like, yeah.
Okay.
What?!
and take it away!
Go ahead and get it!
But he's moving better on the octane.
Now it's Casey's turn, but you're gonna be sure to do that!
It's a demo!
WAIT!
you fucked up!
No, it's a demo!
Wait!
You can't not let that in, bro.
You can't let that in.
Look at that!
He doesn't even backflip Jinx!
I don't know why, but he just, he could've just flipped it out.
Demo, pull out!
Oh, he backs up late, he backs up late.
That's bad timing.
The exit to the loss of the L.T.S.O.K.
I think it's okay, chat, but he just relax.
All right?
It's okay.
What happened about?
Well...
Oh, you couldn't see, you got smoke screen.
So the demo blocked his vision. That's actually rare too.
Yeah, I always thought they should have removed that shit. I thought it was down.
If you know when you get demoed, there's like a little explosion that happens.
Sometimes it blocks your view of the glass.
If you're behind it, directly behind it, you just won't be able to see anything.
I really haven't thought about that yet.
Little bit of space, KC.
Tough to stop the momentum of that ball.
Balls skirt away from Juicy just a little bit, but still they make it work.
And RG get back to their own half quickly.
This is always going to be a game 7 series, right?
No free rebounds for KC to play with.
Yeah, I think you're right. I mean it just feels like a game 7.
I mean 10 minute OT bro, that's a screened game.
games that seem to be a mech in that.
I'm sure the lurker here looks scarier on Octane, so just stay on his mind.
Maybe the Octane just has more of a run down.
I can't believe it.
The gold?
SHIT!
Oh my god.
Come on, Dan!
What the f***?
I have this shit right here.
$1,000 minus $1,000.
$1,000 minus $1,000.
Bow your hands to the man that is playing.
I've accepted my reality.
It's Casey and you're in the second half.
My Dan is on the ball. Just talking up.
Oh my god.
It's like a lot of Casey's goals are free from energy just like making a mistake
but energy goals are like a lot of outplay
They're making more like opportunities
That's why KC is capitalizing on fuck ups more
Also, I mean KC's not a couple solo players
Yeah, yeah, yeah
This looks like NRG's moving better at the team
Over the middle
They're connecting too, like, they're the presence of mind to look for the player in
maybe some of them are, like they're not just like cleaning away
oh no no no no no, yance yance yance
wait to f**king be there again
Man, it's a goal.
Oh, what a read in the pocket.
No, no, no. Yes. Nice, Daniel. God, he does not miss.
He does not even care who he misses.
I think every other pro miss, I just don't see a miss.
Maybe once a miss?
Yeah, this series has been like never.
Oh
That's a minute OT or no, this is a quick one. What do you think?
This is gonna be a check one
This OT is gonna be great
They're making more mistakes this game than we made the other game. Yeah
They're not it like neither the teams are in complete fun.
Oh my god, where did he come from?
Where did he come from?
Oh, he was like hitting the whole time.
Wow.
Dance always walks after you this.
Oh shit.
Don't like it keep possession juicy taking away on the play material with the full tank
I'm gonna play here
Keeps his boots, but you're still moves, but it's not enough juicy and that's all try to find a way through actual get
Bunk off the play
Can't see
Holy shit
You did a free jump like four seconds early and then 50s this kid as well what?
You dan is so fucking good and it's actually
Yeah
You know they hear
Keeps it tight. Daniel will rotate back behind-
Oh! Oh! Oh!
No boost. No problem to get to 50.
Beast mode still elastic KC downfield.
Dad, I'm so nervous!
Not a ton of boost here.
But here, narrowly avoiding that boost out of that bump.
And now-
Daniel, you got it!
30-foot. Once the bump, won't get it.
But here, I'll voice in the beast mode.
I don't know if that's the touch you wanted,
but it does get it away from KC.
Still like push forward on the 50.
Beast mode stops him there.
That's usually can't do anything about it.
Oh my god, bro, but he's awkward
Dude someone's just there for everything like it looks awkward and someone's just already
Big miss from a town
I
I
I
I
I
I
I
I
I
I
I
I
We've had like 15 minutes of OT in this area.
Okay.
Wow.
Here come an OG with a clean touch Juicy with the boost!
Get to the ball!
Daniel, little scum!
Track the shot!
No bust!
Attack!
Got a hard touch!
Juicy just stays alive!
Oh my god, this series is incredible!
I mean, this is incredible rockin' there!
Breakaway has been found yet for the blue wall!
This is crazy!
We're sure a series of tournaments, like...
100%.
If this goes game 7, it's gonna be another fucking overtime forever.
KC, get a corner boost steal!
Hold the big field as well!
Just there for everything perfect shot
Both teams are just playing perfect
Wait no way
With a beat you off that
You can do it for Casey here!
I'll die!
Oh, you put the bomb on me, Casey!
Fuck no, I can't!
Counterattack!
I can't get off here!
Could only delay.
Just a little bit.
I've made it to most of you again.
Straight to the same stage!
Oh my god.
Robi's the best series I've ever watched by a mile!
Jumping again here.
Got that corner.
And come tie, come tie.
And you see-
No way.
He has it.
Get back!
Oh my god.
Yes, man!
the race to grab these hundred food
paddles do what the hell is going on bro
back to back I don't know I don't know
it's because we've never watched anything like this in the last month
dude I don't know if I've ever seen anything like this period
it's a goal oh my god he makes that yeah you're side
bro how did i get out of it
this is so entertaining like i can't
wait
oh my god
sweetie this is ridiculous dude
i don't even know what's happening
like i said i've watched a lot of
fucking pro league i've never seen a
90 miles an hour, man
I know bro seven minutes
Oh
Bro squishy, what are the odds of back-to-back time?
Does that ever happen?
Never, never.
Oh
Yes!
N.R.T!
N.R.T!
Oh no!
Yes!
Yo, what?
Oh my God!
N.R.T!
Yes!
Let's really go Bernard!
Oh, I didn't forget about you Bernard!
I did not forget about you!
Dude, what a fucking series actually.
Actually, no Bernard nice called on Carmine Corp. They won
All right, I'm gonna get that I'm gonna get to the chadinks I'm gonna get them the chadinks
I'm down a thousand dollars
Just comic relief as long as you're having fun. I'm doing my job. So what's next? No, Bernard?
I feel bad because you went silent. Is everything okay?
Everything's totally okay
Sometimes I just pause to let you have the floor. No, no, you really never do you actually just talk over me, Bernard
First I'll keep that in mind and give you all the room you need
Whenever you want me to jump in okay, so you know what Bernard I need you again
Bernard, I need you again. So Falcons versus Gentlemates. Who are you going with Bernard?
All right, I'm stepping up again between Falcons and Gentlemates. I'd lean toward Falcons. They've been fierce.
But hey, I know you've got your own strategy, so I'm ready for the test.
Yeah, my strategy is just to do the opposite of you.
Fuck.
Honestly, at this point, I'm rooting for your strategy. It's got a pretty solid track record.
Let's see how it plays out.
Chat now I'm in a pickle because I was gonna go without all right squishy. You know what yes, dude
I should have switch you ask why you offer me a swap. You had no faith man
That's a swap
I mean, all right, so first off chat
Let's call it what it is. That was the I don't know if I'll ever see a series
That was the best years of Rocket League ever seen, a 10 minute overtime and then one game
after that a 7 minute overtime.
We are now in the top 4.
We have Gentlemates vs Falcons.
Squishy.
I think it's only fair to let you pick this one.
Oh fuck.
I don't know to be honest.
right now your voice is gone yeah it's pretty bad um I mean that series well
we had too long over time you said it's a second I got a shirt it's the second
longest on land series on land yeah crazy series I mean that's one the second
longest what beat that probably just the game seven oh because game seven yeah
yeah but uh yeah man I mean I mean that one was very important for the morale
That's about to lose in a gentleman's house very a tough series, but yeah, I hope you guys enjoy that one
That was a tough I was stressed, but yeah
I I really know now I mean you're going to get one that over time already
I think I was the fourth one over time on my chat. It's like
So now I have a choice to make do I go with NRG or do I rock with I'm rocking with sad
I'm telling you chat sounds gonna win the major squishy. I'll let you pick this I'll let you pick this one
Um
This is fucked
Who would you lean to work I'm just curious
Yeah, it was up to me. I would pick Falcons, but it's not up to me. It's up to you
All right, I'll take talking to you. Let's let's bet on the vitality. So I don't want to but you're not a curse anymore, bro
You're not a curse anymore
Let's let's bend the vitality shoes. I'll take energy. I'll take energy for that
You go then I think I'll be good and then we go finals into the 500 about 500 gifted final there
Okay, I'll take falcons here, bro, but gentle mates. I don't know they beat didn't they be energy
Yeah, but I mean do you really think they're gonna be?
Look this is hard. Now here's what I'm going to say.
Okay, I'm going to explain this perfectly chat.
In the top four,
we have NRG team vitality, Falcons and Gentleman's.
I think NRG is the best team in this tournament.
Like they actually work as a team so good.
I mean, they just outclassed KC.
On top of that Falcons has a lot of war Falcons spams that bump shit Falcons is another incredible team
I think out of the top four gentlemates is the worst team, but Chad I'm telling you I
Think it's just sends major. I can just I I I started feeling this two days ago when I said Zen was gonna be KC
Chat I have a few it's like I have a feeling on the tip of my rod that's I'm gonna win this
They find ways to
Feel like every single series they play is like this member back in 24
I picked this one
Okay, um don't tell me that man
I tell me that so the hunter gets it then a hunter gets it and then the grand finals are doing 500. Yes. Yes. Yes
So wait, I'm only down like four hundred and five subs now, right? Yep. Yeah
It's guys for some reason I don't know why we put 350 we put 350
Oh
I mean, that only blackhead made that better was KC, Winsgate, Shrek, Kevin, and Gates.
That was a great bridge-up pass plate for the tier of the Swans, but the rest of the world
he chose up a big goal.
Bro, that full-out for T-Rex was the goal of the series.
When he redirected his car, that was disgusting.
Yeah, it was.
Bro, squishy, I don't know.
We're gonna have to see how things stack up, but let's say Zen loses.
You never know, bro.
KC could pick up Zen and just make a super team.
All right, so I have the Elketeer, and then you have Vitality next.
I have energy next, and then I think the finals is gonna be...
Well, we'll see what happens, and we'll see what happens.
We don't know yet.
I'm gonna go for the chat.
Wow, what a series! Wow, wow, what a series!
Yeah, Ato hit that great goal after him bumped it.
I just gotta help him into the air.
One right here.
Matter of the case.
But Tira though, couldn't beat the hero twice.
He was so close to doing it.
And then, how fitting for energy on Neo Tokyo to fight those team-ins and get the win here.
here. I mean they're doing some incredible chances as well. I mean the
following up of one another and the touches that NRG were going for, simply
sensational. And like I said in the demos, I think Casey only had about four
this overtime. Yeah. He's 16, so NRG made those necessary adjustments. Casey still had chances.
You know, NRG just utilizes each other to get out on defense, to transition
to offense, and then finally, the back of the camera broke where everything's
The phrase is, they have to go in the bottom left eventually.
That's a lot of tryouts, but unfortunately just that difficult.
Atomic bottom left corner ends up bottom right.
It's such a quality shot.
It's such a quality shot where actually he's going across the net.
No boost.
There are so many times by both teams in that over team.
No boost at defense, but they found a way to get that one clear to get out
so both teams could recollect themselves.
It was huge.
And you could see how much it meant to the players.
You could see how much it meant to NRG because as good as they are,
As wonderful as the title layhold of World Champion is,
you know it irks them that there's that little asterisk
of you didn't have to play Carmencorp.
And that everyone could say that it was true.
Now, they get to say, we have played Carmencorp,
we've beaten Carmencorp, we're still alive.
And next up, they got Vitality coming up.
They're gonna have to run the gauntlet at this point
to take it home.
It'll be their greatest run of a bracket
in a very long time.
They always say it's wiki brackets,
but that's because they get the job done
and everyone else kind of falls apart around them.
So we'll see if they can continue.
But based on that performance, they look like a brand new team,
and they can definitely make this run.
Yeah.
Incredible.
Incredible victory for NRG.
They will get a little bit of time to go and rest before they
have that match with Vitaly a little bit later on today.
We are now into the top four.
One from North America, one from the Middle East,
two from Europe, only two spots.
All right, five.
Yeah, we have two series today.
One was an email, one was a movie.
Oh, my goodness.
We'll see what we got left coming up here, but Falcons.
They should care business as well. These last four teams obviously mates of my tally have looked the best through three days
of play
Get today
Different here falcons and
That's the scary part is if you don't have any experience so far on the day
You're up against energy that just took it back. You got falcons. I
Got capital mates
You got energy I got that
But there's no way I go down to K right for series now
I know the most likely finals is probably Falcons in an RG
Chat I'm telling you I can feel it in the tip of my fucking rod
Sam is winning this major I
Will not be like against the Zen winners that move be so cinema bro. I'll be so happy bro first major
I ever watch Sam reclaims his title as the go like come on
That would be fucking sick
So playing in this happens what is happening is a high school
There's all this energy in this crowd, but look at this it all areas of rocket league
Wait, it's like high school special on the energy
Like
I was too young to play high school, it wasn't a thing when I was in high school.
The final of this tournament, it could be Falcons, it could be Gentlemates, it's got to be Zen winning Brown. I'm telling you. I've never been more sure of anything in my life.
I haven't been more sure how it would be in my life.
There was some statistic where like energy does not beat vitality.
I think they do good against KC.
I'm pretty sure they just didn't really beat vitality.
So I have energy winning the next series, obviously, because you by default have vitality
winning.
But yeah, I'm pretty sure vitality owns energy, usually, usually.
Like I said, I think this most recent world, they dodged vitality and they won.
Wait, there's only one EU team left, right?
Wait, is there?
No, two.
Mates and vitality. Yeah, that's how it
Falcons will win bro Falcons
Looks really good
Falcons looks really good. So there's one and a one Mina
Two of you, I just want to win the bet dude
Bro, so I thought yesterday dude, but you still up so much because I got so out of hand with that 350
Yeah
I mean chat I don't know man I just think Zanz got it.
Bro grand finals is going to be fucking ridiculous.
Won't be the dream grand finals maybe like Zanz vs Falcons game 7 Zanz wins.
Chad, I think that would be the dream grand finals, dude.
Zen vs Falcons.
That would be like really good gameplay.
Bro, but I'm not gonna lie.
First pipe?
It should be all set.
I don't know how any series can be where we just watched.
Like that was crazy.
That was so fucking good.
I've never since played Neck and Neck.
I have protection.
Just need a lifeguard.
What about that emoji with the shockwave?
Bro, I don't know.
I'm like, I just...
I don't know.
I don't know.
So, wait.
Zen, technically played the last game of like the first match, huh?
He plays the second to last game.
Yeah.
Remember, he played back to back.
So I feel like that's an advantage if they win.
I love that for a second.
Yeah, he plays back to back.
Like, you literally don't even get off stage.
You stay on stage and just do a walkout.
So the team that like, the team that's in finals
is going to have to watch us in, like, Mog NRG.
Exactly.
And then you hop on and play them.
Wow.
So, Chad, I want y'all's opinion, out of the remaining four, who do you think's going to
win this major?
Out of the remaining four.
Which time is finals?
What would you say?
Final is probably like in...
Like four?
Yeah, in about two hours.
It's listed at four on the PDA edge, Chad.
But it's probably going to be slightly past that.
We just have a really long series. So it's probably a little bit bond seeing energy. I'm seeing vitality. I saw somebody say you at
Yo dad with the raid W dad man, bro, most people are saying
It's kind of split. I think most people in the chat are saying
Falcons can we run a poll on this actually chat run a poll on this. I want to see your guys is that input
dude my chat predicted NRG to win bro also yesterday my chat predicted
Chakar Valiant to win against fucking who was it who chopped who chopped me
NIP NIP yep
yo brother Paul on this I'm actually curious I want to see a poll on this y'all
Let's get to the mid-league.
All right, so I'll be back for the next game.
All right, brother.
Yo, JD, thank you for the follow.
Chad, thank you for the prime.
Carter, thank you for the prime.
Chad, I mean, what a month of gaming, boys.
Chad, Rocket League major.
This is cinema.
We got the new season of Siege in literally 10 days, guys.
I mean, I'm excited.
I haven't been this excited for a Siege season in years.
Years like years I'm more excited for this than CJ's
Because what was CJ's brother just added in fucking fire extinguishers?
Adore with the five gifted W a door is an interview. What do you mean?
Fuck are you talking about next games in three minutes chat run a poll
Adore they give it a five give that I love you bro chop a little thing over to prime
Artie thinking about a artist thinking about it. Oh bow. They give it to your one hot
What's he thinking about?
I'll be chat, we're gonna do a long asterisk tonight.
Wait, my chat agreed with me!
My chat!
Chat, I love it when we're not enemies, y'all.
It's once every two months, but I appreciate it.
Because here's what happened in the stream.
Pied with the five gifted.
Highbice has formed an evil fucking cult following.
That's what happened in the stream.
So chat, I love it when we agree on something.
Highbass has formed an evil cult following.
Studying with the Five Gifted chat, I'm telling you,
I don't know what it is, I just feel like Zen
is gonna reclaim his throne tonight.
I have a feeling, bro, I don't know what it is.
O.W., think of it a prime baby, Gigi,
think of it a tier one, TV, think of it a bottle,
Mr. Whitey, think of it a prime bottle,
think of it a bottle, Tina, think of it a bottle,
artist, think of it a brand.
VX with the two gift, VX, I love your brother.
Fuck off, you fat ass. We still hate you, baldy.
Jinxies little princess with the five gifts in.
Chat, I guarantee you that is a 29-year-old man.
Chat, I literally guarantee you that is a 29-year-old man.
Jinxies little princess. Bro, are you fucking stupid?
Are you fucking dumb?
Joe the Devote.
Wow, chat. So, y'all actually agree that my title wins. Let's look at the prediction, shall we?
Yeah, chat. I have devil mates here. I let Squishy pick, though. To be fair, I do think
Fawkes is going to win. My prediction for this tournament, and I hope I can absolutely
just like this prediction. But my prediction is Zen plays Falcons in Grand Finals and Zen wins.
Joey with the 10, gifted W. Joey, Joey put it in my ass. Zen's gonna win Game 7 against Falcons.
That's my prediction. Stoney, they give it a gift. Pan, they give it a prime.
Turn your camera to the left. I don't have camera to the left, Chad. I don't have camera to the left.
Chad, what do y'all got planned this weekend? Aside from watching Rockin' Big Boop, Big
Boop, Big Boop, Big Boop, Big Boop, Big Boop, Big Boop, Big Boop, Big Boop, Big Boop.
foot begins running. Starting soon. How long we got? 50 seconds until, until
semis begins. You have a fat cock? No, my ability's one second. But I do have a
fat cock. Now, I'm kidding. Honestly bro, my pecker is rather thin. Portrait thinking
No, I'm gonna be honest, my pecker is rather thin.
Carious, think about it, but I'm casting about it.
Sending hate from Colorado.
All right.
Spit in my mouth, please.
You have a skinny chode.
Weekend's pretty much over, you fucking idiot, okay?
Does Zen did taste good?
Your bro, it's not about Zen did.
First off, I like Zen.
I had a lot of fun when I streamed with Zen.
Second off, Zen is the goat of the game.
Show a little bit of respect at a goat.
All right, he literally solo wiped Carmine Corp.
Watch the series.
You're going to see it later tonight.
So after RLCS, I'm gonna be on Rocket League
for like one or two hours.
And then we begin the grind of a solo champion.
We're currently Diamond One.
We've been solo doing this entire fucking season.
start to finish with the end goal of proving that I'm not a carry champion.
We're timing one. We're on the last stretch. We could get it tonight.
Arson, they covered it to your one.
All right, escape time.
Melody, what do you?
Ah, now they're gapping. They're fucking gapping, dude.
Do a full-body oil stream.
Chad, you know this is a good segment. I like when we take on stream suggestions. Chad, send me some more stream suggestions.
We're not doing a full-body oil stream though. I'm thinking of like legitimate genuine stream ideas, okay?
Smell me right now. You need that daily practice on Deadlocked. Can I shove it up your ass?
Yeah, I mean, asking me to shove it up my ass isn't really a stream segment.
Jinxy rail me and smeg my oil stream. I don't know what that is. I have no idea what smeg is.
Maybe try a boob job. I'm not getting a boob job. My boobs aren't that big.
Put a jar up your ass.
Guys, are all of the stream segments just telling me to like put objects up my ass.
Gender reveal for your new baby fatty. What baby? I don't have a baby. Does it
bounce? Yeah again just another psychotic question. Rub oil on your egg head.
Another horrible idea. Okay I'm pretty sure this analyst is like seven feet tall
ago. I'm not a controlling. Fuck a fan contest. Yeah we're still not doing that
No matter how many times you guys ask go to a ditty after-party. Yeah another terrible stream idea
Horror games soon
But I'm a scaredy cat though. Like I like I like online competitive games. That's my flow scary games
Just they I'm a scaredy cat. I'm such a fucking shot
But I know scary games scared of shit out of me, dude
Asshole reveal penis reveal
somebody just typed, I'm not even kidding when I say this, somebody just typed rating viewers
feet. Cool. All right, bibsy, let's, mobs, let's get a first ban of the day. You want
me to do a segment where I rate my viewers feet? What is wrong with your brain cells?
Jinxie, what happened to your eyebrows? You missed out. You missed a lot of lore.
I forgot my eyebrows are still gone.
Hey Jinxie, hate from Germany. Scrotum reveal.
Beardle with the five gifted. Alright, let's go.
It's good to see you. Hard to do that.
Okay, yeah, I'm ready bro.
I'm ready bro.
I'm ready bro.
Excuse me, I'm gonna be honest.
I let you pick this one because I felt bad.
Dude, I think the final is Falcons Vitality.
That's my prediction.
Which will be fucking cinema.
The Zen RW9 beef.
Come on dude.
Yeah, that would be actually better.
Wait, you have so much fall knowledge now.
The Zen RW9 beef.
Bro, you brought me everything.
Oh my god.
I know.
It's like crazy.
They're like a sponge
I'm gonna get a protein bar chat
That does not happen when you have twins on the same team,
but it feels like they are figuring it out at the right time.
It's just, was it rebellion playing so bad
or have they leveled up?
That's the big question, because rebellion,
they were my question mark.
Falcon's offense has been a little susceptible
of this land, but they did pick it up
and it got to Revan in that last series.
Now they're going to be getting a much better opponent
in the professional defense, and Falcon's
better go back to only average of 1.2
or are they going to do what they usually do on land,
put it in about two a game.
Did that, did they get lulled into a false sense of security?
The Shopify rebellion, are they now ready for their opponents?
And introducing their opponents on the orange side, representing Europe.
Land, Federation, Regional Champions,
Top of the Groups, they are...
Gets, Go, K!
are you ready I'm ready bro I hope it's a bang a few years
a big win yesterday against NRG and game 7
looking to continue that form
especially you have the favorite here but I don't know man
I've been on a little bit of a bang run
two in a row
dude I like this is the thing this is my perspective right
I feel like if Falcons didn't come out and just slam shop
I would have went through them here
but because they look so hot I got like this for Falcons
first in the championship Sunday at this level of competition.
And yes, they beat energy and energy.
I think right now, energy is better than the first.
And the energy is better.
They'll come down to the veterans on the team.
So it's hard.
Been there before.
He's made rocket.
I think we're at a stage in the tournament
where every game is like 50-50.
And the big dog on this team, two goals per game
yesterday he was involved in.
Absolutely changed him.
47% my player of the day yesterday.
Exactly.
Archie and Ophi, they played together back in the 2024
World Championship.
They all have to use the same headset.
Yeah.
I would freak out.
They're doing that.
They ended up really 7th, 8th.
You have to use whatever's on stage.
Wait, so how do they talk to each other?
They have a Discord call?
TeamSpeak.
Discord is terrible.
Wait, really?
Why?
What is TeamSpeak?
For like professional events like this, Discord does like a one second delay or one
and a half second delay.
a lot when you're in person with someone in discord you can speak and then they'll be like a second
late. Team speak is like almost immediate yeah. Team speak is like really old shitty discord but
where that's a lie.
Yeah discord is like probably a second of a delay.
right now best offensive team in this tournament. Yeah, looking at these two teams too, they have
different roster compositions. God, they believe everybody on Falcons is highly mechanical,
especially up in the sky. Gentlemen, they have two exceptional mechanical players.
They have lots of fucking. And now, they're watching the little piece of things a little bit more simple.
We're going to see Zen reclaim his throne today. I'm telling you.
I know.
Today's the day Zen reclaims his throne. Oh, I'm so certain of it.
when the general mates went on to become more of the most surprising victories we've ever seen the
first time we were there the second time in London the first and if not chat we'll just cheer for
NRG because seeing an NA team lane will be so much better. The grand finals will be the first team
in the history of the game not from Europe or North America and make it to a grand final
second time actually they made it to those grand finals but yes still an incredible history
between these teams this will be the third point. It's gonna be close I feel like all four
of these teams left could absolutely it feels like whoever wins in the upper part of the bracket
like vitality energy
That side was stacked KC vitality interview one side
People are saying there was an SI final in 2024 where two twins played against each other and siege
Bro, that was the greatest siege game of all time
The SI finals, let me tell you how cinema this is.
So it's Brazil versus Brazil in Brazil. Do you understand what I'm saying?
Yes, the crowd's crazy.
The fans were fucking insane. Two best teams in the world at the time. W7M versus FaZe.
phase it's oh it's the last game of the series I believe it was best of set no
best of five or but maybe as best of seven last game of the series phase is
winning six to one six to one on night Haven labs for the first time ever in a
grand finals W7M came back at one damn bro the crowd was exploding every round
Is there like a
Was there like a crazy play in that finals as well like there was so many
Straight up like like everyone agrees if that's like just like the best
In Brazil at the world championship at the biggest event six to one come back on the last map like winner takes it all
The Brazilian crowd is insane, even in CS they're insane, but they leave the 30 early
effects that was on the game earlier in the game, that's the only issues of the game.
But they're so passionate, so they're so fucking into that.
But in ZZ, Brazil does always, so they never have to leave.
All right, so it was like 52% of people five fundamental wins 48%
That's okay, and that's the cast or this was
I'm so ready to watch them bro, I'm so fucking
Gentleman games the split on the desk split in chat. I'm guessing the crowd gonna be split here
But on the line of course, it's the elimination match winner moves on to the grand finals
We'll see maybe the crowds and paper of gentlemen. Yeah, but it's a grand finals losers out first grand finalists by rebellion
Sweet
They have been really something to be told if you watch their late run winning their last
I think I'm just gonna win this but I have
It looks like
I mean
I don't know man. Daniel's in crazy form this tournament and that whole team's playing good
Yeah, that is too, it's going to be Daniel Brooks then, wait that's actually a train.
I think the two top players are determined for sure, right, playing until then.
side pillars still keep going for the 50 instead. Now Rwass will dive in.
RG trying to keep this in the corner. Troll up in over one, but it's the ball taking away from him.
Absolutely right it has been. Stanley and Oskie decided to go for a fake.
The midfield killers back forward, low read, maybe a bump.
I've got to find him and go over to the hands of Trolly, moving into the midfield.
either team one over extend too much off he maybe gets the one-to-one play over
Wow this is the scale man word we're back to a zero zero score line in the midfield
I think as the years have went on in Rockland like the defense is like the
biggest thing that's just like it's so like perfect now I feel like everyone's
at us I don't know everyone's in a place where like everything's covered you
know what I mean there's always a challenge there's always a guy
are waiting.
And that's a fuck for us.
We'll take that every day of the goddamn week!
Especially, you're literally like me yesterday.
You just can't run about right now.
But bro, to be fair, Granz is going to be five minutes up.
Granz is a swing, it's a swing, yeah.
Yeah, I'm no longer afraid to battle them then
I feel like the first time for him.
He's dodges trying to get away from Devos.
No, I'd say it was unlucky.
Don't use skill in that regard.
Definitely a confidence booster, just to see Archie be that first man.
So many players.
Bro, you literally watched the best, probably the best major in a while.
So I'm not going to lie.
In terms of the games, the quality of the games, everything.
Lights out, let's say, certainly leading his team.
The matchups were good.
There was no team that had a mickey run to top eight
and ruined the bracket a bit.
I mean it's like all the best teams made the top spots in the bracket
Oh no
Not a single ox in the lobby
um so they tried to they tried to enforce this
um oh my god they tried to enforce this a few years back like probably five
years ago and players complained because a lot of players have like placebos
and stuff like it they feel bad on certain cars
something like that um basically they just
could have said in their own head they're using a certain car um some
Orgz?
Yeah, because some Orgz forced...
What a shame, bro.
Some Orgz forced the players to do it, and like...
They give them like a bonus.
It's not even really a bonus, just worded that way.
But like, let's say their salary is $5,000 a month.
They get $5,500 if they use their...
T-cap, per game.
Like, they get like a $500 bonus for using their T-cap.
That's what players do at times.
But I don't even know why they have that, because you don't get paid for sales anymore.
I don't really get the point of that.
I
Do think it would be sick if everyone were like
Everything has to use the
You know they could probably do that through like a mod like you know how they have a ball skin on
They could probably just make the players, yeah, they just make the players happy like on spectator POV they all use their team to count.
They could probably do that.
No fucking way.
Alright, I'm off to it.
I'm to your turn.
Come on!
Come on!
never bet guys
i slept on this gentleman's team
people were calling me like psychotic for believing that he can beat like he's top team
brother they won in eue's far too long
they're a good team and this maskid plays so much like he plays more rock than he had
125 points in the day but he plays so much
I mean less than a hundred is pretty rough I mean you got one save on the goal line that's
75 points to get one save on the goal line for example.
We're squishy so wait that's what the difference between epic save and good save is.
Yeah regular save is 50 on the goal line 75 is epic.
Epic save is just like the closer you are to it being in when you save it.
fucking knew that I thought they were like sitting there calibrating how good of a
save of love but then some like they're not though because sometimes you'll get
an epic save for like the easiest shit ever you know about the timing you could
literally be AFK on the goal line or like just sitting there the ball rolls
into you need to have a drill on the goal line so that's why the stats are
skewed sometimes because some players are really defensive and if you get like
you get 10 save you have 750 points right there right if you just obviously
10 saves is crazy but I'm just saying it's pretty easy to save the ball
When you at this level you're good enough to save basically anything
They have come to play
Expect that gentlemen would have come out a little slow. Maybe they would have dropped that first game team Falcons having
up in warmed up black channel mates the one to strike first
what a nice start for them probably trying to take this out
I see you're not in the play ooh nice with three sevens
killers died early bro NRG is so good man like the sand game is
going to be like I don't know
so long you always have to have somebody in position rotations can't
even stutter or a millisecond because you're probably not
You'll buy that Slay from NAS whatsoever. Perhaps the Moroccans know each other's game.
Does anyone know the series score when it's Vitality Energy?
Like, who's NAS?
Anyone in chat know the...
the record for something though?
But it's gotta be like these rushes, you know?
Yeah, I don't know if they played with these rushes at all.
4-1? Vitality? 4-1?
That was with Monkey Moon, right?
Oh my god, oh wait one B3
They get an extra stuff at the very end
Jack that was
Oh
We were absolutely blessed with good games this major holy shit matches are so good
Was my favorite news I've ever watched you know like I've seen so many fucking pro league matches from like that
Where that was by part of it
It's something about Boston. I think that I think the longest series ever was vitality was remember that match
I showed you over time is vitality of room one
That one I think was when game seven had like an eight-minute o.t.
I'm gonna three-minute o.t. times
That was also in Boston
Yeah, that's that's where I almost just happened as you said that
Yeah, that's pretty rare. Players break out of it most of the time.
I feel like they only don't. Like, let's say you're playing energy and you have Dan, like, I feel like you just stay.
You know what I mean? Like, you're playing by touting the Xen. But like, Xen wouldn't say at that point.
Because he knows they're probably gonna...
Wow, those guys!
He must be ripped, he's shot but it saved my Lwans.
Now go very identical to the previous goal in game one where Archie was way down 2-0.
Like a killer double!
Oh my god!
He just tosses it up to his twin brother, bro.
Take a sound.
Bro, there's such a OP duo.
Oh my god.
How long have they been playing together?
Probably a while.
I want to say it's like when he's winning one, maybe?
So just their whole career?
Basically their entire career. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Their entire career.
So their third will always change, but they'll never change.
They'll never change, yeah.
They thought, no matter how good you are, there's no way you're getting someone to kick their twin brother, you know what I mean?
Like they're always gonna be a duo.
it's back to more pressure wait a minute there's time there is time for
another ball it's gonna come back to the corner
Yeah, there is.
Yeah, there is.
It's high.
Come on, gentlemen!
No.
Can they get an equalizer? Wait!
It's literally just a takeoff that I was showing you the other day, but you had the whole booth
whole time.
But you don't you don't hold boost and jump at the same time because you can't right
now.
I saw the thing
Oh my god
wait
I lost
where is game is that?
Oh my god.
That was almost insane dude oh my god bro he had a shot oh my god can you imagine he got
Equalizer at 0 seconds. I know, I know that was the most crazy
That was my favorite moment, because I got an equalizer right there. Wow
Dude, I hope there's some big zero second goal in the final matches. Dude, I just I just hope finals goes game seven
That's all I want. That's all I fucking want. I'm so scared about you
or we talked about it game number one several
Bro, Squishy, what if this happens what if like
Falcons is up like 3-0 on Zen and Zen reverse sweeps that would be insane
and he just like literally just peeks the whole way
Reverse sweeps, game 7-0 G, full peak
Yeah, that would be great
And like scores the game winner, that would be the same
Being able to get up in the air
That was a great shoot back double
It wasn't
So where is gentleman's players here again a Serena
That's a Baraki
In the UK
Yesterday and then our team English in the UK
No French players on on Jenna mate. They're like the only their org is French and French supported
but there's no friends with the show they put on what if you have a question and I want you to be
as odd as possible Swissy if I was to sub in and take one of these guys roles how how how bad
would we lose like let's house just sub in and just take Oskie's role how bad would Jenna mates
lose the next game um if you if you
legitimately okay like are you talking
going to fresh with no knowledge at all
if I if like or would you would they be
able to tell you stuff they'd be able to
tell you stuff like you would just
bump for them and that's big challenge
for them that's all you would do that
you finally like I'm not you probably
Like five
Like if you're oh my god, oh my god, oh my god
He free jump he free jump look at him he's ready up
The twins
Oh my god!
Bro, his brother just lobbed it up perfectly in front of him, led the path perfectly.
But no, short answer, you wouldn't get fucked that hard.
If you take challenge and like bump them a lot...
Because they're so good. I'm so they could like cover up the feeling reaching a gear like to be
Players probably would lose like I like seven or eight again. They'd be able to find enough, but they wouldn't be the score
Holy shit
He BINNED!
That's not good.
That is BINNED!
Look at the shot.
No one is saving that.
Oh my god.
He almost got there.
Put in like the best spot he could have put in.
Small moments where you have to find your part.
And Oskie's been having a fantastic tournament so far.
Fantastic season.
You're flat now, Jinx. We could run an RLCS qual together
We just need top 128 to get you a title RLCS title we can get there
Next month
to a roster. You're probably going to be a sub. Maybe you could just play one day, like
an easy day. Maybe you could try to make a deep run. I don't know how it works. Or
if you want to do the whole thing, it's a good move. What would you prefer?
I mean, whatever I say, I'm a star. It's going to be fun. It'll be fun. Your first
like actual, like that's all. You're literally playing in this tournament, bro. Just like
the early stages of it.
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
How did they now score?
How?
I'm so lucky today.
I would never have...
I would never have...
I would never have...
It's actually cute.
It was bad like that.
Yeah, dude, zero second goal.
What was zero seconds?
but here at the crossbar energy trolled and I open open net
Yeah, oh so good challenge. Okay, so we have to play the whole journey
But no, we tried so you win
But you need a plot to play all this. You got black
Yeah, but I don't know the thing is the thing is you don't hold boost and jump at the same time
But you do one than the other so that's why you can't do it
That's why I just tried to like eating more because it's too much to think about if you can't do
So I'm gonna have to put you an RB boots. That's why I put you RB boosts
It's a let it lets you do that
If you don't if you're not like that fingers most players just that finger they're just put their put the thumb between
Circle and or sorry B&A for you
But yeah, if you don't feel comfortable doing that Rb
But you can get to like low champ without that
I'm just gonna be like, you'll be limited in some ways.
I just can't believe the defense on her by the day.
I've seen a kickoff goal in this event. I'm not even kidding.
I don't know if I've seen a waiting game.
No, that actually is true.
Internationally, I feel like everyone's golfing internationally is a lot better than NA.
I don't know why that is.
NA gives up a lot of sloppy golf goals.
I don't really know why that is though. You're actually right.
They use very smart, they're very safe about golfing.
They don't want to give up a dumb goal. They'd rather play it safe than go for a big grip.
approach both teams as this is the sweet game that take charge the series Archie is this
for Nass Nass and Ozzie both upfield Nass three what a save holy fuck
the corner back over the killers running for any type of clear stuff
Relief gets a gentleman to office that's swarming
Not a cinema game
Bro, I like it's actually insane
That like what like 90 keys in it
Finally a pinch we'll get some breathing room
We'll leave it for trolley, but Raleigh puts it too close to Oscar who intersects
If he strickled it, it's some type of offensive.
Of a possession that's passed, other 50 wins,
this is a chance of a win.
Oh, it's like hard it's always even going to take this.
Like no one has this bandage.
She's so back and forth.
What a dunk.
He's dunking on him!
Oh my god, man.
Oh my god.
Chrissy, do you remember the first day of this tournament
when we said we'd make the focus is going to win?
I know.
That is funny.
They might actually end up winning.
The first day, I will say the first day they
repeating the hardest maybe then as well but like as a team they were beating the hardest the first thing.
Oh god.
My daddy by daddy plays that y'all.
I'm so ready like I'm so loud.
Let's get a fucking 15.
Bro, Roboss's goal was fucking gross.
That was gross.
Just off the ceiling fucking flying around.
So what do you mean, glaze, bro?
Calling Zen my daddy?
How's that glaze?
Hop off it, D1.
I'm not glazing, shut the fuck up!
Do a four skin removal stream.
Mind you, this is a first time chatter.
All right, let's just ban him.
Neil, get it out.
Rawas, best player in tourney.
I draw, I think it's Zen, then Daniel, then Rawas.
I think that's my power rankings.
From what I've seen, bro, I'm going Zen, Daniel, Rawas.
But maybe the ranking you're talking about.
I think that's fair.
I think that's fair for me.
Yeah, yeah.
Rawas shows up every game, bro.
I'm gonna go single.
Jet, Rawas shows up every game.
So does Zed, so does G-
They don't ever go!
We're witnessing on the defensive side,
but this game is particular, this series,
Drawly's coming alive.
I haven't seen particular highlights
out of anybody from Gentleman's.
I think they've been working well as a unit,
but now is the best time,
especially during this time out.
Relax, then send somebody forward.
Who's going to be your first man, James?
I feel like you got a point
to Oskie who,
You know you hear her gift talking about it on the desk a player that's in the race for MVP with the performance that he has put up
All weekend long and all week long
mosquey
I think she does face a lot. Huh? Like I feel like it's like every two games you go for a pincer
They've been tight every goal
has been
Oh, it's baby. Yeah, he's not making so difficult to get
LVL
Shall all your possessions just to get a look on the net James
Gentlemates after the timeout
What do they do against the team Falcons that has just gained some momentum game number four on your screen
Oh, it's a boom break. I see
Gentlemates they bounce back after the timeout. Probably some new to you, huh?
Or have team Falcons figures them out
I'm going to get a 50, but Nass powers through, Rwass.
And Trolley doesn't want to turn, Port instead walks.
He goes all the way back to the corner and now Archie passing off the ceiling, rebound
out and then the flash in.
The net looked like it was open, but somebody filled the lane quickly.
Now another shot!
Holy shit.
Probably the series are so close.
Team Palkid, a barrage of shots.
And this is just an example of what it's going to take to get through to Team Palkid's on the defense.
It's that three-four consecutive ones in a row.
There was a Bumper Trolley as well.
The rest of the Bumper Trolley...
The fuck...
Chack, look at what just came out of the mail.
Look at what just came out of the mail.
chat is this not fucking aura it's even got the sleeves to do chat look at this
shit bro future Liverpool legend look out of that shit dude oh my gosh yo
I'm back. Yo, look at this. Look at this. Look at this. Look at this. Look at this.
He skimmed it.
What is happening today? That's the skim touch. Squish. Yes. Yeah. Yeah. Perfect skim touch,
bro. And Jolly almost saved it. Ended up on goal. Everybody almost saved it.
the game. Everybody's been
talking about off. How are we
going to seven? Well, he is
in touch. Selecting it well.
Back to the field. You go.
Everyone's playing so good a
day. Just keep her. They've
only been able to put one in
the back of the net now.
They're going to get my eyes
Oh my gosh squishing tins dare I
Let's get a piece
Don't bet on anything chat and over one don't bet keep your money
Follow fucking
Let's go
No squish!
Yes, dude.
Hypothetical question. Who do you think Zen would match up better against in finals? Falcons or gentlemen?
Hmm.
Okay.
Question.
They play gentlemen a lot, but they don't... this game's speaking. But they don't really play. They don't want to play Falcons.
They... they don't want to play Falcons at this tournament.
They beat them 4-2.
This is a much different
I guess my body really beat down before yes, I guess they won't talk is in the final
right
Yeah, but they're set up to win this if I come to where it's actually
Yeah, the Zen
Winning this tournament call you might might have been the only person on the planet
like no one was rating them going to the tourney
yeah bro I'm locked in dude
that was like a crazy calm I didn't even know
I got a feeling
people were underestimating the lockers online performance and also that
it feels like Zen's the only one who's kind of showing up most of the time this way
it's not able to keep control not finding each other on these house
I got a feeling
That would be crazy to get that right
This is going seven bro, I just
Nothing comes easy these days
What happened to the black ice
I feel like all our songs are like going to die
Oh, Fergie left
We got a probably a game seven year task, I'm not a control
This is very back and forth
This was actually the first blowout though, this was the first blowout this season.
Yeah.
Right when you thought Team Falcons started a game, any bit of momentum.
They're denied early, and it might be a longer series.
Alright man.
Another shutout!
I don't know!
I don't know!
I don't know!
So like, if you could pick your team right now at 2-2, who would you pick?
I'm kind of like going into it. I was going to go Falcons, but after that game, I'm glad
I have gentle mates. They just back them over a table, literally three. Yeah. And the goals
Those are like, very like, like, yeah.
This game was just beautiful, it was a, it was a slow one.
The play is playing good there, I don't know.
I don't think Jettel made it, he dominated throughout the entire game.
Yeah, I don't know how to explain it, I think she never saw them play, but,
when it was Falcons with TRK, like, they felt like there were three fucking,
I mean, they were triplets.
Like, they had so much synergy with the same.
Like, they were always an exact same page.
They pre-jumped everything everyone else would do, like,
I don't know, I don't know how to explain it.
That's even so much fun to work with.
This team is still good, but there are more structures than they were with T-R-K.
T-R-K, Dawkins was just like pure aggression, just filled trust are insane.
This team is more structured, more European looking.
I don't know, chat, we might have Xanathus in a grand title chat.
Holy cinema!
bringing this back for Gentlemates.
Now we've got two teams.
You got it, you got it.
Just one game away from match point grand finals, waiting.
Who's gonna punch their ticket forward?
I'm gonna make some history here in Boston.
The thing that is for certain
is top four is not good enough
for this team-bounded squad.
I don't think they care.
This is over the side.
There's a dead man Archie tonight.
The mid roof is still enough.
Let's get the Fibbiosky.
Still somehow able to win 15-50.
I mean the defense out of discipline.
It's been exponentially getting better and better.
Rarely do we see a double commitment.
Maybe the killers can demo a player though.
No need to something but of course Noah she's gonna win that challenger
Fuck another stalemate here trying to predict that lane
Yes, right still
Falcons
In fact trying to control it nest
Bob up field
I love this
He did so good and then he just got extra for watch the total game. Yes
You missed an empty net oh my god Jinxie what is going on today every they do have plot armor, bro every team that you go for
The slow roller just off target.
He must have been empty now rolling ball.
He still might get one back.
Oh my god.
OK, Charlie's peeking.
Yeah, see what works.
Yeah, that was insane.
Another solo attempt.
That was awesome.
How is this card like, ooh, my god.
It's like a bird fly.
He's like, down, up, sideways, diagonal.
It's like, bro, what?
my dog just missing empty that rolling ball and then the next time you have the ball he does that
yeah i don't like these guys do better in the air if they're stuck to being in the air
like it doesn't make sense
okay that's the mistake
okay so for game seven to happen
the elevator is gonna have to lost
this is not what i mean
I was looking at a falcon's defense that looked a little sluggish and here's two of my favorite
spots on a gentlemates, tired of playing all this defense.
The killers played the shot, retreated back, was in position to get that stuff and just
fight the power on that shot we just hit the half way point of the game team
falcons really recovery from always in flow state right now shut out
tug-of-war continues even does so do these
from gentlemakes, heart-sheet, good control, not a better 50, but at least on a sumo or actual
roll-on, it's gonna be a bad clutch, and that's the perfect spot to play right now.
Wait, what?
What the hell just happened?
Wait a goddamn minute!
Everything starts to go wrong!
It just hit right into him.
Bro.
It was in a panic!
He tried to hit it to the corner, but now he's just waiting the whole time!
I think you just can't get into anything.
Wait a goddamn minute!
You know as they're gonna want to get that ball to the corner
That's enough time
The thing about falcons is they don't have a defensive bone in their body like it's like
Oh, I'm up one. I don't care. I'm gonna go for more goals even if I could get in the sport on
They they don't they do not care like don't pull to make the whole team
Yeah
Like most teams are gonna lead there like especially the top of your team teams
They'll just play their lead right like those just like play more defensive sort of love a bit
It's like not like that. I'm just gonna go for more
And low key like teams don't expect it because majority of teams play more defensive with the lead right
But teams like don't they're not like ready for that address
But like the old falcons they probably blew the most leader any team any top team
They would have like three goal leads. Yeah, they're like slow them just because they're going for more goals
Like there were definitely some games that if it is children
They know they have this lead. They know they have security, but how long can they maintain it?
Cause I'm...
Oh!
Which he saved from killers!
And now he's...
Where did he just say her name?
Robots!
I'm the Dribble!
What?
That'll be mentioned, that'll be mentioned.
Oh, and he's wearing it off of it.
Oh my God.
Shut it down!
That is a game.
Okay.
So...
Goal in the goal line.
God, I don't know where man I was covering him, but now that's got worked.
So, gentlemen, he said he literally...
46 seconds to go.
literally go off unless they can put off the crazies come back out right now
what am I saying?
they found the connection between each other
the visual plays broadly
the twins stepping up together
the best comeback of the tournament stream
on stroke time was the 22 seconds 0
remember that?
TRK?
TRK
the experience has been a success
the reaction, what they hoped for
Yeah, they were good goals too. Like they were actually good shots.
Yeah, and like it made it so much better because now we're gonna be bringing us team to overtime, but he also scored the game runner-to-pass.
Yeah.
Now, TRK wasn't the best player in Falcons last year, but what happened to the UD?
So, why do they get rid of them? Why do they let them go?
Jolly was the best player in the world, you know? So like Falcons, the organization was like, okay, let's buy the best player. We have infinite money.
Let's get the best player. Let's make a super team and the twins are not going to leave each other. You know what I mean?
It wasn't this is I'm pretty sure was all
And like fit it through so much money that how can you say no?
Wait, so where did draw Lee play at before with Katira?
Ah
Draw yeah, I draw that was with the tier and a towel
So, Juicy is new to KC.
Juicy, like most people saw him as a downgrade.
He's a very good player.
He's still a top player in Europe, but Jolly was like the best.
You're only going to go down from how good Jolly was last year.
You know what I mean?
No matter who you get.
Has KC won with Juicy, like a major or no?
I think they did win, no they didn't win a major, but there was like a regional
that was played.
How do I explain this?
So the first regional of the year, they did like a LAN thing and they played NA vs EU at
that LAN as well.
So they won like an NA EU only one.
Which is good.
So they have a national major but Juicy?
Not yet, not yet.
This would be, well they're out so they can't do that now.
This is their first yeah
Yeah, you won't be for even that was with
That was Zen at power or sense or Zen material juicy
My god
Look at that. Oh my god, so redirection at the last second that is dirty
And they just not gonna go like all of last game. They just 14 seconds into our goal
Yeah, well, this is the place
Just leaves it as a free shot like what can the defender do we can't do anything
They're so fucking good at that
those air dribbles man
as many times as it takes turtle
you can't fall out
and it just does so much for team us
another one
we're gonna have time to talk
constantly taking these fruity chips out
for the field
Nass
drill little touch
holy shit
he goes in 40 seconds
he goes back and forth man
bro i actually
Oh man, this is great, this is fun.
God, we just cannot stop getting good games.
He needs to be that player for gentlemates
He's playing out his mind
The reason why he was number two in gold per game and getting heading into this series number one in shots per game
Offensive mastermind out of gentlemates. It's just what they needed just with the doctor order in game six
It's a lot of pressure I would have lost
It's a high 50
Yeah, you see going into today's animals top three and like every
Yeah, they know they know this but it ain't saying like literally start to finish you put like
Double-tap a little and panic on this goal line. We see the struggle to get back in rotation
Deep out who's trying to take those shots
Continue to make the awkward ass up and over what I was down into the danger zone
But Oscar was the only one there who will reveal it out past the defender the immediate cut on the landing
Rojas is back to it. What do you want?
All the mechanics
Seven for the people dirty for the people
And for my way to the stock
Double X
Killers just don't get beat even at the sport
Don't get beat
Get some peace of it
Knock back to the fountain tap
Roas trying to collect hard hit across the field
Rally waiting for his chance to dive in
Air double pass to the middle killer
He's got passing one
Rally one
Rally one
Rally one
Rally one
Rally one
so close every now it's every decision matters
here for gentlemen only in the lead by one and
Valganz
that's right
just all my life
somebody trying to fuck it but still able to
keep control of all these devils off the field
and then two or two what a scene
what a scene
oh my gosh
just don't can see
both of us got demoed
That was almost fun to see.
SCREEN TOO, THIS IS FITZANG!
Yeah, the bodyguard, and the average team is 7.
Oh my god.
I think it's 1 to 9, 8, 7 there.
Totally evenly matched.
This is actually a point to have on the last game.
the last chance James saw that pass opportunity but spotted up my gentleman's as well 50 will
be set all the way down the all the single small past I didn't draw late but I know where
draw late draw late break the pass off the ceiling backing up his killers he gets fucked
up he'll fall and that'll get cleared out oh that's a huge bump you don't want to be
in a one to one situation if you're archie another demo double demo double demo
The guy literally won't be 3-ing.
Oh what a fake! Wait, I have to go up.
Oh what a bomb!
What a bomb bro.
Probably just being for the bomb. Look at him.
He's notice is open. He's gotta get this guy and that's it.
If he misses the bomb, it's like close, but I think it's still a goal over there.
25 seconds.
25 seconds.
Chat wants to fuck him.
Doc, I'm moving back here.
Yeah, yeah.
Goal.
Goal.
What'd I say?
He's gonna try to sell killers in the air
Squishy, he just did a squishy save
I know, I know
You know, it's happened so much
Everyone's fucking peeking, bro
There's so much confidence out of these players
My bubble is full-clenched
I don't even know what they're feeling anymore
I don't know, I don't know
Dude, these games are insane, man
I know, I know
No no no no no like usually there's a there's a clear like a series of star
and there will be like a clear you know some this seems playing good like everyone's playing
good.
Now pass up to Nass, Nass takes it, takes it back down to the ground, free back out,
oh he's deeper, man Archie both run and then do each other, now this makes things
awkward for Jelvings.
These guys don't have things to do.
Come on motherfucker.
There's always like a few like really good series in a major that's the goal.
There's always a few really good series in a major, but there's never like every series is good back to back to back
Yeah, oh yeah
They're letting such like it foreign demos to tell me so much time
and
Interesting why opps just leave that for the bruise
yeah
the word
dangerous
low boost but a big play for Roos to allow that boost to be preserved for his brother
50 down field, lots of space for Oskie
Oskie gotta get a good touch in
he does just that
not past Raleigh but he's basically 20-1, b3 again
oh my god another overtime in early
chip shot in, maybe he's gonna get the devil
Oh
No
Let me with one
Yo, I'm gonna go do my food chat Dave seven mother fuck
Proving to be the foundation upon which gentle make can put together a performance that will carry them to the grand finals
Bro, I can't win a bet guys
And he was the player that I was getting a bit shaky with towards the end of that game
You saw the weird great kids where you would just not find a touch
couple of weird defensive blunders, and I think the way our gentlemen start to
So it just, there's a sample here on the defensive side, I was getting concerned, but team Falcons know what to be found in order to put it.
I mean, team Falcons even touching a bit of a break earlier.
You saw that one bouncing off the crossbar.
Looks like another double-deer bouncing off the crossbar.
Twice didn't go in somehow.
But in the end of that game, it seemed to be all good.
Oh, Jeremy. There was that one mistake from Mosque that allowed Team Falcon to get back in.
But at the end, he has been him for gentlemen.
You can see the pop-up as well.
Not only the leader on the field, but also on the bench.
Looking at his teammates saying, hey, we got this guy's emotional leader, not just the player out there making the plays.
We do have a timeout. Four team Falcons and this is their moment too.
Give an attempt at extinguishing what we just witnessed.
Yeah, energy of our thought here next guys. Energy of our thought here next.
We've got to find a way to pull this man off.
I have energy for that. Jinxy has. Let's talk about that.
Hopefully I could win one fucking bet today dude.
That's the man to stop but on the side of team Falcons, it hasn't just been all crickets James.
We got game 7 cinema!
We did play with Daniel and the Chalice on that, so you know.
Perhaps, getting some action and a report from that.
The team helped us, they ship all that.
I remember back earlier on in this series, the players discussed how to make an impact.
I've been waiting to get you boys all day!
A little bit quieter, but he showed up.
What's going on?
What's happening?
The player that steps up in this screen.
That is the player that will be remembered.
This is without a doubt the most fun eSports run.
On Champions field.
It's just when the games are closed and the crowd's going,
Oh, it's cinema, bro.
all and when you're talking about winning it all, that was the goal of this team Falcons.
Just wait till you see the French crowd, bro. You haven't even seen the French crowd.
This is the NA crowd. People always hit on the NA crowd, bro, but the French crowd,
they have ultras. I think it's called ultras. So like Vitality, they buy out a section
of the arena. KC buys a section of the arena. Gentleman buys a section of the arena.
And they bang drums and they bathe. The whole time they're locked in. NA crowd
as good as well but like they're kind of a little biased like super super biased
what I mean which I guess he was too but he was just louder I don't know a lot
of players a lot of crowd members went home Jinx there's some storm happening I
don't know what it is I thought they were tweeting about it unlikely major
runs I don't know I don't know exactly what it is but
you know it's chat probably now I was a snow storm but see I like there's a lot
of empty seats because we'll have to go home it because their flights are
canceled a bunch of the cancellation to win it all oh shit so it's not like max
capacity because of that place new storyline and that's what you'll bring
about it it would be miraculous to see gentle mates make it back again so loud
like you still definitely energy out of this series with how well team Falcons
was so I was supposed to be two feet of snow tonight that's why
Oh, yeah, it's maxed out like 15 20k people
Yeah, this was sold out to you but like I said people went all the way you have to go home
Wait, yeah, the venue sold out this venue sold out drinks. I think in like three weeks or two weeks
Wait a while at all
But to take home the trophy
You've got to do it. Here we go
In game
Seven champions feel here we go five more minutes to go before we find out come on chat
Who's getting it to the grand finals? We already see kickoff. I mean when a bat falcon swing it
We're coming into the game with a plan
They've been going back and forth, this should be Falcon's game, oh let's go.
Oh the trolley, what?
Oh my god.
The bicycle touch you called it James.
Now if you fight to get punched up, this is something we're not new to.
How to gentlemates.
There are weird moments in defense,
but we just don't know what's going on with the communication.
Could be the nerves coming out.
Let's not get punished for it.
That's the important part, not punished for a chance to regain their footing.
Not towards that.
We handle by killers.
I don't know, I was gonna take this.
I can't tell.
I literally cannot tell.
Oh what a bum!
a speech or NASA work with now I'll quickly ask you it's contested but we
running out the waslo try to move up killers right where he needs to be to
carry this fallout
either killers not not to follow it
still no no wait a minute
Archie to start work with flip-recept
that was clean
oh my gosh bro so sketchy could you just land that bumping at a wall
Events has had a couple of opportunities to show up. They're standing tall
people in quick killers
He is shutting all these place down in perfect time
RG
And move that field
lost in it
and field off
He's the only way to catch three what?
How do you say?
Having a boost ball that's
a common team here for team Falcons
I'll push forward but it's not enough left to tank to keep the momentum moving
Like this one from trolley. He's just got enough to bring it to the big deal, but that's about it
I don't know bro. Jemites are cleaner on the ball right now. I'm not gonna lie
Oh, please score. Please score. Oh my god. Yes. Yes. Yes
Please just hold on
Don't edge me
I know I know I know I know I know I know I like it happen in two minutes
Oh my god so like it's literally like inches bro like if you let that bump is the goal
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Like they're just in round one.
Okay, that was one of the crazy shots.
This is one of the crazy shots I've ever seen at a land.
Like, what?
He just pancake this, called a pancake.
When he hit him in the back wall like that, with a reset.
All right, so I lost.
But I lost.
I don't know, I don't know.
Leaders, please.
I'll have your babies all.
doesn't work in pro play because someone's backboard so no one is backboard there you beat everybody
so you basically just hit the ball with the reset as it makes contact with the back wall and you
just stick to it like that when you flip back really rare it just does not happen in pro game
Yeah, that's one of the coolest ones I've ever seen.
I've never seen like a clip of that.
I don't know if that's...
Yeah.
I don't know, O.T.
No, no way is it... Oh no, no, no.
No fucking way, P.T.P.
Oh my god, fuck this D.V.
Oh, I can't lose the back side. He bumped his teammate
I can't lose the back. I'm just lucky enough
I'm done $1500
Please please or boss
They're not playing around. This is too much.
I know, it's EU. They don't lose these leagues, bro.
Yeah, they're not fucking around.
They never lose these leagues.
Oh my god, this is the worst spot ever.
We've really sold, Revox.
Revox?
Revox?
Oh my god!
You just gotta do this!
Wait, wait, wait.
Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god.
It can't happen. There's no way.
Oh my god, man.
My butthole was so clicked there at the end.
Wow!
Gentlemen, into the grand finals. I've never even heard of this team.
Respect, man. My opinion on that has changed.
like wow I mean they were gonna call me a fucking dumbass yesterday they beat
NRG they beat Falcons like this team is here to fucking play while they're in
finals so now chat it's Zen time it's time for the Zen show! The moment we love and wait for her!
I'm so fucking happy to watch that. Alright, alright I have energy whatever I have energy energy please please
You have energy. I got my oh my god. Let me down 2k if I
Yeah
I'm kind of cooking.
Chad, hold me.
Come back, story.
Well, I just need Xen to win out.
Come on, Xen!
You beautiful bastard!
It just wasn't meant to be.
I want to give Jinx.
Gentlemates.
Say me and Jinx these Chad if you want a sub.
It's likely you're the, dude, I'll give you the month.
$295.
But it'd be $295 subs today, bro.
Damn it.
It was just a beautiful other.
Julia's story is unfolding in front of us in that game seven
where we saw a couple of weird defensive
another $700 down the drain, bro.
But then one spin started clicking.
Out of gentlemates, it was over as we
take a look at the highlights just to see
how we got our first grand final.
There you go, there you go.
This guy from Oskie just squeezed it against the wall.
Hit the flip, and then another one for Nath.
There you go, bro.
It's 12-13,000, so you know that was going to stink.
And then that was set up on Nath as well.
Dude, like I have to win the next one, right?
I have to win the next one.
Energy, please, please, please, just fucking help me win, please.
Let's head down to defense.
Energy by Talty up next.
All right, Boston, it's the gentle mates.
I have energy.
I have energy.
You must be so much shock right now.
First grand finals, I believe for all three of you.
Say I do something a little crazy,
and should I ask things to do 200 gifted
so I can make it back?
A lot of things, I mean, I'm really happy
that we closed off in game seven.
I mean, Oski scored an insane goal,
and I'm just really happy we pulled.
Sorry, I'm leaving with two months, man.
I'm gonna do it, I'm gonna do it.
I'm gonna do 200, I'm gonna leave you guys.
I'm gonna do it, I'm gonna do it.
You've been stoned all along.
Wait, what did I get from there?
What did I get from there?
I might be able to waste 295. What is?
Smile coming out here. Same thing. What's going through your head, man?
Let that smile on.
What if I put 295 on this next match?
To be honest, I thought, like, I have the best teammates.
I personally have this thing out of good series.
I scored a good goal at the end, but, yeah, I have the best teammates, man.
I still on victim mode, I don't know.
You guys are looking good.
I'm going to ask him when he gets back.
You guys surprised me.
Fuck it. I'm trying to make it back.
I'm trying to make it back.
I'm trying to make it back.
In North America, they started cheering for you guys.
even on the walk out and you must have heard them in that series to at least the rumble
it was nice we appreciate the funds
uh... crowd here uh... thank you guys
well so the gentleman's funds
no i was walking on him
chances should not stop
let's keep the noise going first time the grandfathers are all three
it's gentle mates
aww fuck do i do that though
fuck i'm not doing that
hicksy
hicksy
hicksy
I
Bernard predicted Carmine Corp to win they lost and Bernard predicted Falcons to win they lost
I'd like to see how fucking stupid this guy. Let's see
Like no, it's not like you guys
Like he's never right never I have a question for you bro. Yeah
So I get to the hundred right so I now get to 295 subs
Let's put 300 on this next match.
Wait, wait, no, no, no.
Hey, no, no, no.
Chad, wait, wait, wait.
You can win big, you can win big, bro.
You can win big.
Yeah, you have favorites, buddy.
I got favorites.
Energy's big.
Energy beats, or Vitality beats energy usually.
No, I think.
They do, they do, they do.
Ask anyone, they do.
Bro, first off, first off, first off, first off,
I didn't even want to bet on Zen's game to begin with I know that's how I make it back
I know you're trying to get unstuck, but especially here's the thing. Let's just nuke the grand finals and
Trust me cuz bro. I want it if you lose that like let's say we do the 300 tops
Let's say you lose and then we do 500 on finals for you're gonna be off of a mental cliff right now
Right now. You're still up on you're still up
305 subs on me, it's not like I want to just okay. What's the most they'll do for this match?
Bro, I keep ringing up the hundreds. I don't all right then I do 300 bro. You're on a streak
You just won three straight. I'm down $1,500. You know what I will do we can up the ante
I need all we can
What do you mean you need odds I should get odds by telling you the energy is the favorites
They are the favorite does my time not be energy usually yeah, but okay has this vitality ever played this energy team no
No, but like
What see if I thought it is about to ask my toddy is about to ask about the ass. Yes
Bro, you're a little fucking gambling addict, buddy
No, no, no, don't make it back squishy. You have a chance listen
even if I win or lose this bet, it's all gonna come down to five.
Okay, how about this, two on it, two on it?
No, you can't use negotiation tactics, guys.
You started off with some outrageous number to try to get me to two out.
I'm telling you.
Jeff, Jeff, Jeff, I'm not like a toddler, dude.
He started off, he said three on the top.
No, I'm winning today. I'm keeping everything else going.
I'm going the opposite of Bernard.
We're 295 I'm just saying so fine if you want to only do 100 will do 100
But I'd like I'm open to more how much do you believe in Zen right? Like just say you don't believe in them
Let me call Bernard. This is gonna take taking everything Bernard
By the way, Bernard good call on Falcons, bro. They actually just beat gentle mates, man
You're actually two for two on today
Hey, I'll take a bit of credit where I can maybe I'm on a lucky streak today
But you know how it goes next time. I'll probably be the villain again. No, no Bernard. I was kidding you actually
We're wrong about Falcons. They lost the gentlemen mates. So you were wrong
Yeah, about every prediction today and yesterday Bernard
Well, I guess I'm consistent at something, just maybe not what you were hoping for, but
hey, you keep me around, so I must be doing something right.
Yep, so Bernard, you're literally, you've won me 300 subs.
Bernard, I have gone against your prediction on every game today, and you haven't let me down yet.
For that, I thank you.
You know, I might not be the oracle you hoped for, but if my bad calls fuel your wins, I'm happy to be the anti-luck charm.
Just let me know when you need the next wrong prediction.
So it's going to be right now, Bernard.
Now, Bernard, this time, whatever you say, I'm going to pick.
All right.
So who do you think's going to win a best of seven vitality with Zen, exotic and STISI or NRG, the best team in North America with Daniel feast mode atomic.
I'm going to lean toward vitality on this one, Zen, Exotic, and Skisly R.S.
Oh my God, Chad, I'm going to lose.
So that was the worst case scenario.
Chad, that was literally the worst.
Yes, nobody's actually right though because they usually do win that matchup.
So that's what I'm saying. I feel like you give me odds.
And we'll do 500-100.
You're a gambling addict!
All right.
So you got it on it.
Let me get it straight. Let me get it straight.
You want to do
We're not doing 300 you fucking psycho
You want to do 200 subs on do it. Are you you want energy? Yeah, 200. I'll put you on energy
Bro Bernard better on fatality. So they're literally like destined for failure. He probably looked at the recent matchups
I told you bro. Yeah, bro. Bernard doesn't look at shit
We're not just spews out words.
Think about it like this.
Even if I lose this 200, right?
Even if it's 200, then it's like, what would that make us on the day?
I would be-
Wait, no!
I didn't even want to bet on this.
Motherfucker.
Hold on.
Wait, that's a real octane.
Oh my God.
Real life driving.
Oh yeah, they could drive this.
I forgot to show you guys.
I've been in my mind for the last four or five years.
I've been building this in my-
Can I buy this?
It's two frame three years ago in Boston. Can they make a replica shit that's pretty much complete, you know, bro
A magic pulling up on the huzz in this
It's up to you now. Yeah, I would get so much ass in this
Maybe a dominesce. We could pull up. We'll see what we do
All right two out of two out of five
Lock it in
on YouTube, Instagram, TikTok, and any of the social media come along for the journey with us.
Thanksy. That's right. They finished the hour. I need to get back to 50.
I need to get that car squishy. Yo, get out of my ear, you damn idiot!
No, we're betting on this game. No, no, no. Do what it. We'll do, we'll do our biggest bet yet.
500 subs in finals. Get out of my way! 200! 200!
Squishy, Squishy, you're up on. We're not bad. I'm sticking to my gut.
I'm not betting on this game. Fine. I'll vote. I think it's gotta be fun.
Let's just... Let's come together as a team and glaze in.
All right, we'll come together. I'm being a child.
Chess, I'm being a child. I'm not betting on Zen because I'm gonna
fuck over Zen. And then the same people that are saying
and chud are gonna be like, you cursen, you cursen,
you cursen son of a son of a fuck up.
I'm not betting, period.
Now finals, I'll move it.
I'll move the current stands line.
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh,
okay, let's give it a go.
Hear me out.
There we go.
Yeah, have you truly first, please?
You could definitely get them to make you an octane,
the project octane guys for sure.
They made like three of them, I think.
All right, all right, well, I'm excited to see
what project octane does next.
Yo, how expensive is it?
I got more footage.
I got dope.
Everything on that car was built like bespoke
Chat I would get so much guys. Nobody's ever even seen a octane
But yeah, no one's ever even seen 900
$900,000? What?
$900,000? Wait, where do you see that at?
$900,000? It's the most common number the chat's typing.
No girl wants you. Hey, happy Sunday to you two.
Go fuck yourselves!
Down 295,000.
Bro, $900,000 to buy a octane?
bro my god dude i can't oh my god
bro wait no it's this guy hey hey chat you hear this fucking guy this guy's still
trying to give me the battle on zen's game i'm not betting on zen's game
be right out i'll get that i get that i get
honey honey hey this hey chat this guy's the gambling out bro i want you to be
cheering on zen with me bro all right what if i move through 100
100 but I'll cheer them on with you. No, no, no, you're not gonna. Yeah. Yeah, great. You're not gonna actually do that
Are you so locked in on that happy for Zen dude, I'm so happy for him, bro
He's gonna be just thrown with that with a normal squad. You're right. Let's come together
And let's watch it. Okay. All right then
In Grand Finals no matter who makes it whether it's NRG or Zen
We're betting 500 subs. Okay. Okay. See you. Yes. All right
Cuz bro, you still up 300 subs body, right? I get it. I get it. I know I get it
Feels bad today, you know still bad on a losing streak
Yeah, bro, I was on a losing streak yesterday, but it wasn't a 600 sub losing streak
three out of some so or no it was 600 so bro be grateful dude okay okay we're
about to watch Zang win his first major in three years can you show some love
I'm so
You guys here I'm joking. I'm joking. I'm joking. I'm joking
Can you like Thomas start the tournament? I just got here. No
We will not
Restart the tournament, I just got here. Yo, Shaq!
First off, I do not have the power to do that!
Second, no!
Even if I did, Shaq, the world isn't revolved around you, dude.
We're not restarting the tournament because you just got here. There's vods for that!
Hey, time so far. We've been blessed.
We have just been so blessed with all of these games.
Bro
It's time
It's fucking time
It is fucking ever see you or you verse you find out what we didn't get bro. It's Zen versus the world
That's what it is
Zen is winning bro. Chad Zen is winning dude
It's not glaze it's not glaze bald verse yeah, but I'm up chat up
For all the invest chat is that not aura
I'm about to fart, I'm about to fart.
Best club in the Premier League, right in your chat.
Greatest club in Premier League history, right here.
Best club in the Premier League, dude.
It is.
What do you mean, you?
What do you mean, you?
No, no, it is.
It's the best club.
It is the best.
This tier, I did love watching gentlelates.
I love watching nice man.
I'm calling an early possible MVP.
Thanks, are you taking a win in this match no matter what in the final?
Yes, I'm taking whoever wins this match, I'm taking in the finals.
Is that cool with you?
All right, bro. I told you yesterday you could pick every everyone today
So well, I let you pick the last one and that didn't work out son. Yeah
No, no, no, no, thanks for rubbing that in my face
No, cheers
Bro, here's what I'm gonna say. You like stuff the almonds jinx. Sorry one question real quick. You ever have one
Chocolate almonds are like top three things to ever exist.
I go to Smoovy King like once every three weeks and I get a Hulk strawberry banana Smoovy
and then I get either the Greek yogurt pretzels or the chocolate almonds and I absolutely nuke them.
Like they're going down the hatch in too much.
The rock, the energy starts at the top six.
Wishi, grab your penis, Zen stepping on the floor.
Like all of us here motherfuckers!
Bro, squishy, first Rocket League major I ever watched, right? Ever.
It's Zen getting his first major win since 2023 and solidifying himself as the greatest
of all time.
Mods of predictions, Vitality vs. NRG, best team in NA vs. greatest player of all time.
Chad, it's not a D1 glaze.
Zen is the GOAT!
It's not glaze!
Bro, how do I get octane squishy is it actually 900k dude?
The octa the okay
Let me see if I can find it anyway get it get us above and Dominic suppose lie on top
Yeah, bro chat if I want to get one more Liverpool Jersey. I might get the blue one
Should I get the ecotique or it's a boss lie ecotique right?
Check out that booger right there. Oh, I got to quit my nails. Good God. Ew. I'm very chatty right now
Very chatty chat at KTK or Zabazla
Both then I'm in you you have a humiliation fatness shut up there
That's not even a real thing. Why is there a sperm cell in the right corner? I can tell you think you're a comedian
You're not funny, man.
Watch the game. Oh, thanks, man. Yeah, let's watch the game. Yeah, let's do it.
Oh, wait. It starts in 30 seconds.
Jack, look at this.
In the Liverpool kit.
So I messaged the company itself, Jinx, because they're following on Twitter and they're
getting back to me.
They're typing right now.
Let's see what they say.
Wait.
The people that have Octane?
Yeah, yeah.
I just said, like, I think she's wondering how much it costs to buy an Octane.
I just want to see.
They're already following me.
Bro.
the chat said 900k dude there's no shot there's only like what three of them in
the world or something not many they probably spent like fucking years I like
there's no way it's that much that's crazy bro you got to think bro it's not
like some mass produced car with all these parts like they had to build it
they had to fucking mirror the octane in a game and it drives so like it's not
some fake ass car would you actually get one of those bro if the octane bro if
the octane is a reasonable price yes what's reasonable to you though you bought
a hundred eighteen thousand dollars okay yeah so wanted to talk about that so chat
um so chat I spoke to my accountant about spending a hundred eighteen
thousand dollars on Pokemon and he said and I quote it is the worst idea of my
life so I'm actually not gonna buy the
Pokemon are you not doing it he said he
literally told me like this is the worst
idea of your life
so I'm cooking I'm cook bro but in
octane okay what could be a reasonable
price to
stations I just want to have it as like
Just or a flick in the finals. Yeah, the most popular
No, bro, like bro squishy you bro pull up off like bro
I don't know if you're getting the fucking huzz with the octane, bro
I'm gonna keep it about you you dead ass
Yeah
Squishy squishy maybe first off. I'm not getting any huzz right now
So, why laugh? Why not?
I'm not getting any hugs. So, that's why I need to get the octane so I can get hugs.
Cause they're gonna be like, what is octane?
And I'm gonna be like, oh, I'm a pro rock-a-dink player and this is what I got for winning worlds.
But not for my gamer tag and I'm gonna say Daniel.
I'm gonna say, bro, it's a good idea!
They look you up and you're a little fucking kid. What do you mean? It's a good idea
Your whole personality is your acting your whole presides your octane in your world championship win so chicken tendies
What do you mean then they'll see your bald head?
Trick and tenities. There's nothing wrong with being power. Can we stop? Oh, that's true. That's probably a bigger issue, bro
What's it? What's a shoot? What what is what?
What's the issue?
That like you're currently bald and eyebrow this and you might permanently be I brought us we haven't figured that out yet
So like that that could be a bigger problem than the octane thing
Are you fucking serious
Squishy I'm gonna get my eyebrows back and by the way I look fine bald. I don't look like some psycho
Yeah, I don't look like some absolute psycho. I look completely and totally fine bald
I hope they never regrow, thanks man.
You hope my eyebrows never grow back.
Like on a scale of 1 to 10, how much do you hate me, an 11?
Bro, that is like next level hatred.
Bro, what about Fennec?
That car looks way better.
Yo, hi guys, Fennec does not, bro, hi guys has a badge called lead moderator, holy
ego trip.
Hi guys, don't get an ego trip.
Dude, do not get an ego trip, dude.
Let me say this, bro.
Octane is a better looking car than a Fennec chat.
Can we get a poll on this?
Chat, not what car?
But you see, the Fennec has the best hitbox in the game.
Tell that to Daniel, bro.
Daniel averages fucking four goals a game on Octane.
That's my go.
Well, besides that, Daniel used Octane, dude.
So you don't need Fennec.
Daniel gets four goals.
You don't need Fennec.
Keep coping.
Hey chat, Octane is a better guard than Fennec.
Period, end of story.
If you disagree, you're a dumb ass.
Oh my God, we're missing the walkout.
Squishy lock in.
We'll talk to you on a very, very second floor.
Zen!
Zen!
Zen!
Is this even Vitality's walkout?
Oh it is.
Where's the yellows?
That's in the pocket!
Fligasen!
So even his gamer tag is so much aura.
Ocha, aura.
Come on, Z!
Zasbrancha, esatru, bariz, Z!
Go motion, though.
How do they do slow motion?
Why?
How do they do slow?
I know, Xiaomi's here.
And bros are mine every time.
I honestly don't know, to be honest with you.
Bro, because I understand on a recording
can make it slow motion if it's live I that is so weird
Holy Aura look at them look at them look at them
Dude if Zen wins this shit, there's gonna be a white tier that comes down my leg
Here comes more aura
I mean like there's more aura coming. Do you know what I'm saying? Yeah, like like additional or no one has more
Oral than Sam let's get that straight, but this guy right here is number two in order
This is number two
You don't need Bennett!
Daniel Sal!
Now, these are my two favorite players going against each other. I might start crying.
Literally. One of my favorite players is going to be gone by the end of this.
I love Danny and I love Xanny, bro.
Yeah, I might actually cry.
It's hard to believe that they are some people out there speculating and doubting this NRG team
the first open they bounce back
answered all the questions open
to open three.
What is working here in there.
You have my salary but.
What is going to be scored in
this game you're going to be
cheering on seven me right.
Yeah I'll take your side.
Scores in this game.
Is going to be four to three.
Zen scores in overtime double
time.
Two minutes of overtime.
Two minutes of overtime
Overtime double time
And we bet I would have a lot of you. I do think energy is playing insanely good today
But we haven't seen Zen. You know what I mean? We haven't seen him play
Yeah, but you've seen him lose true. I haven't seen him lose squish
Squishers
Yes, but I'll represent what no
What we're not gonna do is they're not gonna doubt Zen in his discord call
okay that is the great oh my god look they're they're facing all versus then of
course of course squishing 10 wait wait let's look at this legends of the age
496 494 of regions leaders of world championships MVP's in their own
right Daniel lowkey check over with goals today no but look at the same I know
the same look at the same every other side then has it's just goals okay
Okay
This is literally one and two in the tournament playing so like like then and Dana by far look the best
But that's all in the past and it's this present moment this
I'm a Hordey, let's go.
I ain't gonna be a banger. I think the rest of the game will be just fine.
A-San.
What is GPAR? GPAR is Gold Participation.
So if you're the person who scores, or you're the assistant, then that counts for a Gold Participation.
I don't know why they call it GPAR. They should just call it GA, G-Strat A. Just do it like football does.
Yeah.
We'll make our picks on the desk like you're involved in any
program for the girls about here to be fair though.
Like, do you remember the Tiki Taka goal we saw earlier?
That yeah, like that.
Yeah, the first person is, you know, you don't get a second
assist in this game.
It's just like, this is like the first time on.
I think the casters are like just going to go with energy,
which I understand.
I get it.
But dude, come on.
It's Zen guys.
It's Zen's revival.
arc this is Zen becoming number one in the world again to the HL hero
I'm gonna pick Zen
Yeah!
Yeah!
It's not a bad thing
Brave guy he's getting moving
Brave guy
I'm tired of being switched
I'm tired of being switched
I'm tired of being switched
I'm tired of being switched
I'm tired of being switched
I'm tired of being switched
the greatest team of all time you're gonna play NRG give me NRG to suck you up right now
also um if my tati makes the final drinks my tati and jennamax have played it till the one
time and by and by tati one and seven but there's something about a lower bracket run there's
something about coming off of the highest win in your career and a long time and NRG just beat
the blue wall so then low key set up to win i legitimately think this capture is 11 feet
tall. That would be the tallest man of all time, Hody Oron.
So, the guy that was right, I'm pretty sure he's pretty short.
When they're standing up, they like have boxes for some people next to him that way it's
like not too funny, but they make them stand on boxes because that guy is tall. He's
like six something, just five, six something. Could you even say he's maybe six, seven?
He might even be six, seven. Yeah, he might be.
There I say, there I say he's six, seven.
I mean, you look like a very crackable thumb squishy yo, if somebody said I look like a thumb dude
Squishy bro
Do you understand like squishy? I have gotten emails of people saying I look like a sperm cell. I look like a
emails you yes
Yeah, my email is public
The other day somebody email me a picture of their dog
The other day somebody emailed me a picture of their dog!
I'm not making this up!
So yes, if somebody says they look like a bum dude, do you think I look like a bum dude?
No, I don't think you look like a bum dude.
Like I said, on some neutral shit you actually look like a very...
You're a very... I don't know, you mug the most people even bald.
You know what I mean? On some no-glaze neutral shit.
Ron, what's happening?
He looks like a sock, bro.
Like WHAT THE FUCK?!
What did he just say?
You know what, let's watch it.
Man, like, who was that?
Uh, Ron facetimes me for the first time in a week and says you look like a thug.
Haha.
Then you go, you go!
Alright, alright, now we lock in!
Now!
Oh God, Daniel's so cool though.
Fuck!
Yeah, but he's so cute though.
Yeah, probably got a couple of solutions in my head, booze.
Alright.
Zen!
Today is the day you return as the greatest of all time.
Today's the day!
Nice, and you're going to be gone.
There's Dan going to go back out of the way and let's just see Boombat downfield there.
Dan!
He's already getting creative. He's scratchy scratchy. You see him?
I see it, I see it, bro.
He's already getting creative.
There's B-Smo waiting for him to get activated here.
He said, what's the tournament?
I'm not even wondering what a clear.
Still red welled by Exotic up very quickly.
The lock would in the midfield is
This is a place
Feather touch because you got it the guy that is going far close. He did a feather
I want to kiss you on the forehand. You know what especially harder get it. Let's do it
What the fuck I got my talent. Okay. All right. Let's do it. Yeah, let's do it. Let's do it. Let's do it
Wait, I might have just heard
I
Wait, why am I kind of scared now wait
It is it I think it is no
Okay, lie yeah the gamer tag does add a lot a lot of
win this game. It's game one. What do you mean do I wanna hear it?
ZED'S GONNA WIN THE ELBACH!
4-0 sweet. Squishy. 4-0 sweet right now.
They have not been able to really...
Alright, wait up. Wait till Daniel wakes up a little bit bro.
He's still wiping across the side of his eyeballs from the last one.
He took a little nap between the series. He's back. He's back. Hold on.
Zed, you go. You go, Zed. You go.
We're getting energy to play against.
why am i thought it's so good right now
yeah no i'm not i'm not gonna lie like you had a you had a crazy call oh my god look at zen
I called that dude, I called Zen beating Carmine 4, I need to come on.
What's up, Sam?
Come on, close this game up.
Remember this butt naked.
Who goes down?
But it's by Calibur back back back. We're beautiful. Love this. Oh
It's like as soon as that Ripper team did forget
I'm actually cursed today because there's some empty net message talking to doing
Where you saying
So the only thing I'm scared of is this motherfucker right there. Yeah
No, oh wait, they might revoke that
I might take the goal away they're gonna review the game play if the DC had anything to do with the goal going in they're gonna
They would do that when I bet on it
Daniel's death is at 70
I was saying it's anything to do.
This motherfucker on Twitter!
Yeah, I was getting the same. I was getting the same.
see this I was thinking I'll never send the same I just tweeted about this a few
months back like sometimes they take away the goal but they don't show you why
and then I'll like pull three play myself and it doesn't actually kick this
off okay he said the goals gonna stand ready to go he said the goals gonna
stand because the DC was out of the golf course yeah so here we go one 18 to go
game one and RG trying to battle back they just got one from Daniel his team
leading 28 full of the tournament they're gonna need another perhaps from
him but exotics in the way and looking for a quick answer tie kind of
to get on top of that then we'll take the ball and you go oh you go oh my god
double face it's like a sort of a refer team they can't play the game what is this defense
you know you know you know then you'll go
AHHHHHH
What's your team up in reds?
NRG has-
Chat, this dude is great
No, are you watching the same thing I'm watching?
NRG!
NRG!
Don't get faked!
I don't know
They did a double faked
I see
I agree
But like
I just want NRG to play the best event I've ever seen from a team ever
And then they just let in a ball to bounce three times
Yeah, because NRG was defending Vatira
This is Zandra
That's true
This is Zandra
This is not the same like people
This is Zandra
They made NRG into another team
Stop sleeping
They need to answer questions
Wait, then you go out of your lock.
This is the best player of all time, it's not...
They're not defending some random guys.
You go, you go, you go!
Do you understand what I'm saying to you?
He's winning!
It's goddammit!
We have NRG dancing around every-
HAT TREK BITCH!
And team by-
FRIENDSHOT IS A TOO!
BAY SIN!
We have this crowd!
Okay.
Wait, another one.
We'll try to follow that up.
Three goals per cent in the first game.
Oh, why are we getting absolutely bent over?
We need to make a save.
The snow got contact.
Oh my god.
$2,000.
right control and fight Cali.
Strong opener here in the sixth time.
Four points.
Game of victory.
Well done.
Hey, that's all good.
Can we get some Ws in the chat for Zen with a motherfucking hat trick?
What did I say?
That played good, bro.
But what did I say?
Swishy, did you see the double fake on the goal post?
Dude, he's gross, he's gross, but energy needs to wake up, brother.
I mean, what am I looking at?
Where's the defense?
The KC series was pristine, but I know it's Zanora.
I get it.
I'm just saying, bro.
No, no, Chad.
Just type Zanora.
Just for the rest of the series.
For the rest of the night, because he's got a 4-0 sweep energy, and then 4-0 sweep
generate.
Zan is back!
Bro, I have not seen a single other player do a double fake on the goal line that is the only player
I've seen do a double fake on the goal line the only play who's thinking like that. Who is thinking like that. Oh
My god
Bro, she double-faked Daniel and Daniel tricked over his ankles on the goalpost. This is goat. This this is goat shit
Bro, especially Daniel's thinking like God at least I'm the second best player in the world man this guy
Hahaha!
Bro, three goals in the first game and Daniel is gross but Bro, he double faked Danny? Oh my god!
I've shown any signs of loss down.
He double faked Danny except maybe here.
Blocking you.
Now we better forbidden chat.
With NRG down a game.
This is a given, it's earned.
Come on, Zen.
Tom will have to earn that one right now by Talon.
In front.
We'll see what changes here is game two gets started.
early possession has to be going in favor of vitality but NRG can always be quick to strike atomic
wing on sense touch here now atomic 250 kind of cut into play he'll crash you wake up a bit
give us a game here give us a game they have a chance yes sir please don't take it take it yep
oh he read the tape look at the rg music and didn't grab the midfield first exotic
Keep this in the zone though and then we'll often steal some out of the NRG half.
They could be in a lot of trouble here. Vitality has a lot of boost. NRG does not.
Big Sonic has two as Beast Mode circles back and now stizzing.
Come on, Zed! I love you! I'll be back in spanish!
Yes! No, like for real.
Well, he can do no wrong in this series, it seems.
Though it is still very...
You first on Dan so quick. I mean...
I mean, I mean like, like, what's the Daniel sign?
Bro, is it, yeah, cause I, I say he's playing Zen, bro these are my two, it's like watching my two sons.
So like, you're one son more than the other?
Yes.
Yes.
So it's a little bit of equally, bro.
I love Daniel, but bro, like, Zed, I love, I love Zed.
Bro, come on, I've been cheering all Zed the whole way.
Come on, man, don't be like that.
Uh, I don't know, that's fine.
Supporting Zen since way back come on you're right. You're right. You're right
Right
You go then you go
Oh my god, one on one! It's the son of your son!
Oh my god, bruh.
Alright, that's a hot air sign really good.
They do look better than he did.
He didn't touch? That was his touch, bruh.
The soft touch.
but at times
the awkward here for NRG
no clear break out
and vitality to the great job
keep the pressure on the orange hat
the other thing that NRG has done
exceptionally well, they have not allowed vitality
whoa, what was that dash
you go!
oh, they get a tie
wow, they get to the center
for Daniel, and he can go chase this down, but...
Hey, then just keep playing the ball.
Right, Bob!
Oh, my...
Lady Toddhead!
What a save.
Oh, my God.
Bro, I tell you, plain and simple is just playing by the truth.
Playing by the truth.
The only non-world champion in the lobby is Stizzy, by the way.
Oralobby.
The only player not to have won a World Championship.
Dude, look at his gamertag.
It's just sad, but that is so clean.
That is the cleanest gamer tag in the world.
Oh, oh my god.
This feels like male male over time.
Yes! What a shame, dad!
You guys, then, you go.
I believe on the previous series ready to come out
and wait while that masterpiece wrapped up
Daniel all the way across I got a
Waiting here with
Jimmy running underneath trying to run in her parents and RG starting to get physical starting to wrap
Oh
bro I want to copy sense
fennec bro
Richie first goal is going to win this one
1 million percent
dude how's that thing like a blowout on this one
just like back and forth like this
I don't know
Senja take it easy on him this game
I saw
Did you see his end mentality chat come on that that's Kimmy's mentality Joe Chad, did you see how he looked at his team?
Did you see bro so many please?
You go, you go, you go!
Pro, chat, am I like a Rocket League prediction profit?
Zen's gonna 4-0 NRG in Grand Finals.
He's gonna win in game seven.
Mark my gosh darn words.
He's gonna win a game seven overtime golden goal.
Today is the day Zen reclaims his title.
Has the greatest of all time if anyone and I mean anyone tries to claim Zen
It's not the greatest of all time after today
Just slap them across the fucking face. They're just being edged lords bro, bro
He's literally like LeBron on the cat energy has this fucking super team
bro
Okay, squishy pro D question for you. No does Zen have a single top 10 teammate in the world on his team
No does that have a single top 15 player in the world I see no
Top 20 yes situation
15 I wouldn't say does he maybe top 15 maybe 15, but no now where would you put exotic like?
28 or something around there and in the high 20s you understand like where I'm
coming from chat but here a super team for was super team energy super team
said is doing this shit by his lonely twin he doesn't have a super team
Bro, he is the superteam.
This literally a white tear is running down my leg, squishy.
Xen, one more series after this, bro.
One more series after this.
Oh my God, you already know, and I'm sorry.
Like I do love NRG, I love Daniel.
Bro, Beast Mode missed the ball.
His mental's gotta be chopped.
He missed the ball.
I mean, that's something that's gonna fuck
which are ready to war.
What can our gene have to do to work all the time?
I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know.
I think you're just a genius.
It's not even on me like if you're just a genius.
Bro, Squishy, I don't know.
I'm going to start asking you for what's going to happen.
Because clearly, I'd like...
But Squishy, it's not genius.
It's once every two years,
the tip of my penis will tingle
with a vision.
You just fully trust your cock.
And when the tip of my penis tingles because right I'll never forget I
On day one I watch Falcons. I said Falcons is gonna win the tournament
About two hours later. I saw Zen solo squad wipe Carmine Corp, and I said
Bernard would get this right if I thought it was
Oh
Did you see that
You know
What I'm saying!
Daniel, turn!
Come on, Zan, four rounds!
More pressure!
Whoa, I'm lagging!
I'm back!
Energy, please, I have my faith in you here.
Please!
Dude, last year you looked like the best team!
And y'all?
What's the theory for vitality?
You just missed the first ball of the day.
OK, I'm going to go grab a cup of coffee
so I can pick up the energy levels.
All right, when I get back, there's
going to be a goal scored by Zen.
Mark my words.
And I'm going to be very, very careful.
You go, you go.
Time and time again to one small lap
to be the end of the series for them.
This aggressive business has been working, though,
for NRG.
They just need to be able to connect.
I think Daniel missed twice on some clean pass opportunities.
Gotta be able to hit that mark.
Help the lion so far with vitality.
I've had the lion share of pressure.
It's sonic.
It's out in front of us.
I mean, this is why I don't.
This is why I just...
Have a vitality!
I shouldn't have bet.
I shouldn't have bet.
I shouldn't have bet.
Like, this is the worst energy I've played.
Legitimately, the worst I've played on defense in a long time.
I'm back.
The one time I was down on the scene.
I'm back.
What happened?
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
They just let the ball into their hole.
Like literally just let you walk it in.
Did sense for?
They just pulled their pants down, bent over,
just put it in, bro.
Squishy.
Did sense for?
It wasn't that.
It was exotic, but I don't know what I'm watching.
You know what you're watching, Squishy?
Here's what you're watching.
You're watching a team of fuck.
What are you saying?
Want to hedge it?
God.
I'm going to stop talking.
You know what?
You want to hedge it?
Fuck I'm doubling down squishy. You're watching a team of young talented all-star North American players
Literally shit bricks at who?
And who's on the other team they see his gamer tag and it sends chills down their fucking spine. That's where the plan
He's good
He almost hit a barstain!
He almost hit a barstain.
We gotta stop giving him a ball, bro.
Come on, Zen.
Come on, Zen.
Hold on so far you feel it. I feel it Daniel peaking coming in alive salt something in my butt
Keep your eyes. Keep your eyes. I'm kind of tingle
There's something
Tom it will sail it down. You know, they saw it using a lot of moves to get that time all for game
Oh
Come on
It drives on Dan drives on day and I have a feeling
Actions, you don't go every other team they'd go there like so much earlier
All the time
They just quivered like this
Like everything has the ball everything just slows down like they just wait they don't want to chat
We said trying to use a swift to get one last bit of contact.
NRG up to the task.
That's a great rebound, Atomic, but Stizzy was up faster.
And we're going to get out of the first minute of overtime.
And still, 10th moment's aired again as this crowd knows how important the game 3 is for NRG.
NRG is not buying heads this series, but...
It's still time to turn it around.
The Orroco team's chasing this one.
They're not putting it together.
I
Hellevate that ball, honey. He'll try and get out the pool.
Thank God he's gonna leave it behind for Zack, indirect, for himself.
And again, no atomic is up there, and avoid contact to the air.
Ball, over Daniel.
Another two-minute RT.
It's gonna win NRG though, stuck in this corner. They got like an hour.
Like, Hality, kinda have them in a bit of a hold here.
And it is gonna be NRG behind the hold.
Can we see a bump from there? Or are they gonna be able to take their time to hold up?
take their time to hold up this tap while they get boosted up, they won't be able to take it.
But wait a second, Daniel, you see the top of Beast Mode's head,
and Beast Mode put the shot on the side of the screen!
Oh my god!
Oh, now, pull it down, Daniel, let's just be helping each other out of the field.
I don't think a high hop and atomic's all over it.
You just feel like it'll be kind of a long sustained pressure that eventually ends up over time.
What a read from Dan.
I
My god, they messed up so bad
No, I don't know who I was I don't know who I was
exotic Oh
Stizzy Stizzy with it. He says it was a critical mess
Oh no.
He's selling Zen just like a hobby at this point.
For real.
Like can we show the replay?
Bro, why do they never show the replay of the game winning goals?
Yo, Rocket League, instead of promoting the Epic Store, you guys are trillionaires!
Can we see the game winning fucking replay, please?
They show it sometime, it's like random.
They show replays of every goal though.
The game winners, they just go to Epic Store.
I think it's because they want to show the player reactions at the win, but
They should like to do both
I want to see this miss what happens in the back
They didn't show it
just a moment everybody's awake as you saw Zen in the frame but I wonder if I can pull it up this time
there was no way nRG gets the overtime winner on a breakaway 20th overtime goal for beast mode
remember how jack and vichyra were about to trading that record back and forth yesterday
One behind apparently Jack
One of the inside is going to be the last
Then you got launched
Then you got launched
I'll show the replay after this game
I've just got launched here by the TMP, I'm excited.
I'm going to the 81, and then we'll knock it straight down.
NRG swarming to swarming on Vitality.
Listen, I found the in-game replay.
I'll stream it and just go to see how they manage to action on this game.
He's been still holding on for now.
It's been a...
Yeah, I'll check it out.
It's getting more.
Don't let B-Sport get us off.
He's lethal.
Vitality have already learned the hard way.
Now it's time I come to the skies.
And you're winning.
That's never going to get to him.
I
Mean yeah, you have a good game you lose to a mist. Well, we don't know what it was yet. I want to see what it was
It is I far yeah
So smart
Yeah, you actually actually gaining a lot of a lot of
It's just my part of all this. We had a perfect first touch to your backboard get it across the entire map with enough speed
No, it was a freestyle there it was just in like a
a casual right game but his name was Psycho it's different from the second
guy we got watch the guy named Seiko yesterday it's a different guy
yeah it was some right it was some right foot that went popular
you need to come with like the jinx he's lit
I need some tactics.
I need to get my own tactics.
Oh my god.
Send him to the skirmish on first try, bitch!
Dude, look at him.
Oh my god.
He actually got launched and named for the upset depressant.
in the way of these boats on exotic downfield
hot by a tonic look like both sides
look at it explain some weaknesses still we remain
still the same name not across the golden heist disease
ghost is ghost is now sitting planted close exotic
uh-oh looking for the double oh my god that was almost
fucking gross
oh not looking likely dancing exotic
Locked out this time again by Daniel and in our G trying to turn it the other way
Come on, Zen beautiful bastard
I didn't see it really I was like perfectly behind the end. Yeah
My salary has really good pressure this day
Oh
I have a work away chance, B smoke, no he can't do too much with it, maybe a chance for an infield,
Gale goes up, wants to play 50's instead to try to boost on my Talos, see if they can play the way he wants to.
Oh my god, oh my god.
You're on a battle for Fiat!
Yes, thank you energy, thank you.
Holy sell on Vitality though, holy shit.
Xizzy went with Xen, they didn't have a third guy.
they actually triple commit on the wall which is that's insane three people
going for the same ball I don't even know what the columns are like but they
have it has to be antsy
anti like they're like they're just getting antsy like just nervous
cuz like a triple commit triple commit should never happen if people are
I'm like communicating properly, you know what I mean?
I know, they're getting so many shots, but they just save everything.
I'll take it! I'll take it!
Got it!
Daniel trolled through the second mistake of the day.
That's so good.
But the one mistake is immediately tied.
That M-Slog is so passionate.
Yeah, they have, they have.
How about another?
How about another?
Stop shot from exotic this time
Vanessa does not work out
Better work through there are two defenders there and it's Daniel. He's just they've had to do some mistakes
That's what's called
Yeah, my talent would buy me a 3-0 right now
I think the trail back is gonna cut this, buying a few seconds
Tied up game, can NRG make a play here?
Oh, maybe, but they have a way that way through actually
I'm gonna say in front of it
Thank you to set up to wasn't safe
Oh
Get by somebody else
Oh my god
All right, look at that.
One more.
One more.
One more.
One more.
One more.
The Calabash was too strong.
Alright, Squishy.
Let's watch.
I'm coming in.
All right.
I got to replay that game so you can see what happened to No T because you didn't
get a C.
Alright, Squishy, I'm in now.
All right, let's see.
So, Stizzy was the one apparently to miss.
Wait.
Oh, that's terrible.
Oh, my God.
Wait, how do you have this?
Wait, how are you controlling this?
like like like oh my god I found on the website I have a website that like has a
database for it all RLCS matches dude look at this mistake like it's just a
full whiff that's how we're losing the game I'm energy are not winning the
series if this is the way they won that game they're not like that that's what
It's like this is the full width
Wow, bro, I didn't realize that
Yeah
One more win chat why is my fucking PC so fucking shit chat it just freezes
Yeah, we all want win away
from scenes and in the grants like I'm actually I'm actually about to have a
white deer come down my leg for real like for real for real
in crowd there is no time I want to cancel the bet and RG cancel weapon there
is part the Perry we had a bet on this now
Why do you want to kill me?
Why do I want to kill you?
Because 3 of 1?
Oh my god, never mind.
Oh my god!
Bro, oh my god.
This is so inspirational.
Bro, you know what's crazy, Jakes?
I want to originally do 300 on this.
Chat, bro.
This is why, bro.
Like, when people count you out, dude,
you never give up.
Because, bro, people have been counting out 10
Since what a 23 chat they would say oh, that's not the go that's not the go
He hasn't won since one three three suck his fucking dick, bro
If you ever after today ever say someone is to go beside said chat. It's just no bone
He's wanting to
Oh my god
This is why you never get lost, dude.
You want a situation versus exotic?
Or a re-re-touch?
Yeah, we hard, man.
Hey, hey, hey.
It's over.
It's over.
And the topic with none.
He tries to set this up for NRG, but he falls flat.
So, Squishy, how do you fare?
Do you still want to do 500 on finals?
Because I think Xen is like first sure going to win finals.
So I don't know if that's what happens.
Yeah, let's not do it.
You still want to do it?
Are you sure?
Yeah.
We can do like 200 if you want.
No, fine.
I
Oh my god, this is so beautiful, this is so cinematic, oh my god, Xen returns as the
go today.
You go Xen, you go, you go.
be small again that just about went to that
Hey, well you're going down 200 subs from yesterday
And after the finals match you might be up 300
Let's do it bro. Let's do it. I have a lot of one AC today
Let's do it. Let's do it
It's gonna be more
More people watching we have 2K a lot
The two teams in finals are the 8-2 undefeated teams
You know some teams lost in groups like NRG made it to like top 3 and they lost in groups
Oh that's true you're right
They owe me two teams like never even lost in groups
That's him
Like they're both running hot
When first joined
No that's playing the same
You go! You go!
Zen oh my god Zen!
That would have been his second hat trick of his series, which he has second hat trick.
That's the hat trick.
The team just beat Casey, by the way.
Like this energy team just beat Casey.
On the day, they're not playing bad.
This specific series, I wouldn't say they're playing good,
but also it could be just Vitality's overwhelming, you know what I mean?
And I thought he's playing so good.
I
Like what I saw during Casey that match was the best
I think I've ever watched and and and this is the follow-up that
My god, he's going for like freestyle fucking shot
Send send reverse sweep KC do like it's not this is not the same team as case
Then most everyone we did reverse sweep KC. Yes, right
All right
I'm running out for the Americans then forced dizzy this good
Grand finals is set check grand finals a set we have Zen. Oh my god. Yeah, I can't believe it's happening
We have said trying to reclaim his crown as the goat bro today
395 subs down. I've locked four bets in a row
They're gonna win it
Oh my god, wait, that was actually insane
Oh my god, yeah
I don't know I think this is the first major I've ever watched
Like I do still believe Daniels the second best player in the world, but I think Zen is by far the best player
Like I really do. I think he's by far the best road. I mean, they're not only winning. They're fucking
Wow
Okay, it's not a clean show like Zen basically primed when he was 17 took over the world 2023
And that was like repriming at 19 there. That is insane or was it 16 when he prime
It was I'm not sure how it was. I think it was 16. I think it'd be 16. Bro. He reprized three years later
That is both an incredible defender. I mean, of course, it's one thing to not allow shots in the first place
But when called upon it doesn't hand has been like that is advancing to the
finals
All right, I'm gonna get them the time
Exactly what I wanted to do like oh my god
I
First day like first hour, and I was like I think Falcons is gonna win
But I want send the win y'all remember I said that
Bro the second dream come true, bro bro vitality was heavy underdogs to win this tournament
They were not they were not favored into win this service
Like I said, if you don't want to do 500, you know, no, no, no, we're doing 500
It's the grand finals of the major and you know what matter of fact matter of fact jinx six months from now
We're doing a thousand on the world's finals. Okay, bros. Take my word
We're doing a thousand on the world's finals and even if it's KC then KC. I'm still doing thousands on the other team
Okay, so you like switchy. I don't want to be like a peer pressure guy
You 100% want to do 500 times on this last game. We're doing 500 subs in this last game, bro
I can I can run away with it right here, bro
Alright chat, I'm gonna go tinkle when I get back. We're gonna watch Zen
Bring this third major, dude. Oh my god
Wow
I can't believe it's happening, this is so wholesome
And inspirational, dude
I'm looking at both cashier. Do I have any chance of winning this on the gentleman? I don't know like am I just gonna lose 500 to get the word to subs here?
Everyone said no. Fuck no, no.
No, no, no, no.
3-0, 3-0, no.
Minus 2,000 dollars.
You will talk, not gonna lie, says High-Buy.
High-Buy's, you know, I was hoping you'd be using the word that in Persian.
Dude, they just, I mean they just bent energy over.
I just bent 100 gates of energy winning that.
I was, you know, I was gonna bet 300 energy winning that,
and Jinx said nah he's not gonna bet and then I bet 100 and lost it.
Then looking at the gameplay first, you guys had ups and downs throughout the season so far,
but it looked like you were playing very well, I know, I know, I know.
But fuck man.
How amazing does it feel now, playing with these guys, do you feel like you're in the right spot?
So you know, you guys are playing a little bit through the season.
You have video and debate.
We feel like now you have the air to have reached your level, a higher level.
How is it going with the guys, how did you get there?
I think we already have a lot of bosses, it helped a lot, we finally found our hands, our type of game that we want to apply, and now we're here and we're just down there.
almost 900 subs
oh my god
I think they just started
I think
it's pretty recent
uh do you will root for us again or
okay maybe i have the surface for you
if you do better let's let's make the rule more conducive for you i love this guy
maybe i'm so sorry for you
I
Want to do like dude, I wish I could do a good French accident
Some fun and Raleigh and in the world championship having our first ever grand finals
Little a goofball
Believer and energy I saw them take down k-corp which to me is the strongest team in Europe
but the gentlemates was the other strongest team in Europe to build.
I cannot, I can't believe this shit is happening, dude.
I cannot believe this, bro.
You called this, honestly, you gotta,
everyone's gotta give Jinx some credit
because I wouldn't have expected Vitality to make finals in this event.
Jinx was saying that they're gonna win after day one.
I didn't expect that.
Thank you, dude.
Thank you, bro.
I appreciate it, man.
Now, if I would have bet on Vitality to win and they win,
how much of a payout would I have gotten,
like 50X or 20X?
quite quite a fucking lot
i don't think
i don't think anyone like none of the casters none of the players would have
had by toddy winning this event i don't think so
one hundred and sixty points for a game in this series alone
well like to be fair i had falcons winning but then right before the uh...
kc game
i said zen was gonna be kc
and then after that game i was like alright he's gonna win the major
yeah what's crazy is you said that
you said that after i just told you the stat that kc beat him eleven times in a row
You know what I said, I'm like, but it's the first time I've watched him.
Yeah, yeah, that's what he was saying.
He's a team defense president, so good, they played 22 games.
Bro, I'm gonna be honest, I can't believe this is happening, bro.
I wanted this to happen.
I still said, I was like, I think that I'm just gonna win, but I want Zend to win.
I can't believe Zend is actually one best of seven away from winning.
That is incredible.
I was not expecting that.
Greatest team of all time.
I really wanted him to win.
I'm happy for him and had crumb. Either way it's win-win. I lose this bet, then win. I'm happy for the guy if I win the bet.
I saw a good Rock League. I hope it's a close series. Honestly.
We were absolutely blessed this fucking year.
So many good series.
There's not a single human being on planet Earth.
I don't care who predicted gentle mates and vitality to be in the finals, but that's what
happened.
Neither of those teams are like top three or four teams in the world, but they're in
the fight.
Like this is cinema, bro.
Like this is, this is one of, this is the best Esports event I've ever watched.
Like this is actually said, let's say, I feel like, I can't say that actually.
The finals of the 2024 SI was the best individual,
like two hours of my life watching that,
but this event has been the best event I've watched.
That's six one comeback.
Nates and Natality are here.
It's not even K-Corp.
But like this is the best out there I've ever watched.
This is the heavy European favorite.
Just so much crazy shit that's happening.
If you get bounced early,
there's no two teams that you'd expect to make it
grand final.
So yeah.
World is only gonna be better, I feel like,
because teams are gonna make moves
to improve themselves.
It's going to be some new roster going into worlds.
You know what I mean?
Squishy.
Yes, I agree.
Dude, look at this stat.
In that last match, they had 34% of time spent ahead and RG had 3%.
Wow.
65% of shots saved, 7-9 defending.
Ooh, boost pads stolen.
They keep track of that too.
Wow, these stats go deep.
for anything too crazy they're very effective on the bumps and I think all
four us and five of the teams that are here and then also even on Zen one more
real seven my way they really perfected that and I really bring
everybody support Zen so Vitality is just on a five game series
one series was them reverse sweeping KC to get here how dominant they were
I mentioned I am the last test segment of vitality is now beat energy twice
And I think I was mixing up other the upper round ones one. It was gentlemen to took down energy earlier
And they said a hundred cable you know mates. Maybe
Holy fucking shit
Why I call Bernard wait. Oh, no. Oh, no
Bernard was right about my time. All right. I gotta give him one
Yeah, I gotta give him one
I have to get one.
Bernard!
I know, I know. Whatever I said, you picked the other side. So, if you're sticking to your winning pattern, well hey, good luck to NRG. Either way, it's going to be a banger.
Bernard, I'm sorry dude. Bernard, I was mean to you today, bro.
It's all good. We have a playful back and forth and I'm always here for it. No hard feelings after all you're getting those suck wins
All right, we're in it together even if I'm your reverse compass
Well, no Bernard this time I wanted to tell you you actually got the game right you said vitality and you were correct, bro
Well, would you look at that? I guess even a broken clock is right once in a while
Just don't go relying on my predictions too often
All right, I'm sorry I was mean to you, bro. I love you, Bernard. I sort of look at you like a crazy uncle, right?
Hey, I'll take the crazy uncle title with pride. We've had our share of wild moments, but it's always a blast. I'm here for the fun, the chaos, and the occasional decent call. Let's keep it going, my friend.
All right, Bernard, I love you, bro. And I'm sorry for being mean to you, man.
No worries at all. I know it's all in good fun.
I've got your back and honestly it's always a blast chatting.
So Bernard, for the final two you got bro, it's Gentlemates vs Vitality.
Alright, for the grand finale, I'm calling Vitality again.
Let's see if the stars align or if I'm fueling another win.
Nah, Bernard, we're on the same page dude. We're on the same wavelength.
I love you Bernard, alright bro, and I'll see you later tonight.
right back at you I'm glad we're in sync at least for this one you've got this
and I'll be here next time you need a wild prediction give any sport and them
sticking with a single team the whole time I think I'm gonna I'll see that
sweet ass later tonight you've got it take care and I'll be ready whenever
you are I was kidding oh my god Jesus Murphy child oh crap
I do not crack.
I do not crack.
I do not crack.
Bro, dude.
Oh my God.
Bro, I texted Zen after he reversed wet Casey.
Check or switch.
These are my texts with Zen this week.
Yeah, I said, happy birthday, Zen.
He said, thanks a lot.
And then after he reversed, after he reversed wet Casey, I said, you are the best, bro.
He said, thank you, my bro.
you are the fucking gun.
Hahaha.
Dude, can we just see Zed win?
Come on dude.
Can we just see Zed win?
Oh he's dead bro.
Now, okay, this Genomage team
is a fucking dark horse
and half.
Yeah, they are no one talks about their players. That's like, oh
Oski is the best player in the world. Oh
Nass is the best player in the world. Oh like
But they just fucking annihilate everyone they play like bro
They won the EU regional the most recent one like squishy said
Look at their chat, bro. Look at their chat. It's just bring training back
Okay, bro, you know my chat tell me you're 170,000 viewers. That's actually insane
me. That's never happened Rocking, no one's even close to that. Holy fuck. Thanks?
No that's a bot dude that's a bot yo hi-bots
Yo bro what is it congratulating you on 200k viewers bro
Oh are you getting botted?
Hi-bots hi-bots hey hi-bots are you doing this bro?
You've called me laughing.
Bro, it's going up 20K every three seconds.
Bro, we actually wore out 100K though.
You were legitimately at 100K.
Wait, how can you see? How can you see?
I'll download it for you in one second bro it's going up it's going up 20k every
eight seconds bro oh my god all right come on it's fucking just flying
Hold on, Rob's, wait, wait, Rob.
Hold on, wait, how about that?
Rob's calling, Rob's calling. One second, one second, one second.
I just sold this to take from KV, bro, and it's going viral right now.
And I check your stream, you're at 230K, bro, you're fucking going, bro.
You're actually, you're going crazy, bro.
So me and Lacey, you know, now I see the chair like 230K.
We're wondering if you want to do like a 24 hour train together, maybe maybe like a collab or something.
Yo guys, it's like, it's box guys. It's not, it's box dude. And now it's 250. I mean what is happening?
Wait, you're going viral.
I'm hanging up. This guy's a troll.
Chad, this guy's a 24 seven troll.
Chad, it's literally going up. Oh, it just went up 13 more.
But here's the sad, disgusting, grotesque, horrible, awful thing about this, is that this guy's probably spending like thousands on this.
Doing it to like accent people yesterday, I saw like a bunch going through in a case.
Yo.
Yo, have us.
No, I'm like, you're on viral, but I told you it was me.
I'm not going viral, I'm getting bodied!
High-bives, I need you to help, dude.
Okay.
Fix this.
Bro, he's getting me 20k viewers every three seconds at his bot.
Fix this, okay.
Is that key word for one more ads?
Or what?
Yo, yo, Earth?
Earth to high-bives.
Bro, listen, listen!
CONTACT TWITCH AND FIX THIS!
IT'S ALMOST AT 300K!
Wait, whoa, whoa, what do you mean you brought this on us?
WHAT THE FUCK DOES THAT MEAN? I'M ALIVE!
Well I'm coming for him, I'm right on his ass.
Hi the ice bitch bitch.
I already handed him over to the rep.
But anyways, listen, I basically told him,
yo bro, this is very interesting,
I'll be talking to the rep about this one,
and he got, and now we're here.
So, okay.
Okay, so let me get this straight.
Because now, no, no, no, no, it's not funny.
For the rest of my life,
the chat is gonna say I'm view-botic.
When I'm not.
Well, we don't know about you, okay?
Your high-lives are the fuck up.
Shut the fuck up.
I'm sick of your bullshit.
Calls the red and removes the bot.
Let's see how many real viewers you have to see.
It should work.
Okay.
So.
So we have 93k and 220,000 are bot.
Are you laughing?
Hi Vibes!
Listen!
My chat will say I'm viewbinding
forever now!
You need to fix this!
We are fired!
GMC, I tried to tell you
over and over again, bro.
We can't do too many, like,
view words. They're going to catch on.
I told you this, bro.
All they should have mic muted.
Is it mic muted? Yo, yo.
Hi guys, I never told you to bop fucking 250,000 viewers.
Hi guys, I never told you to bop one viewer.
Jeff, stop putting the card, he won't.
I'm a bot, yeah, hilarious.
Viewbot reporting for duty, yep.
Hi guys, you realize it took me two years to share clothing.
What did you just say?
You just say closing in on a million.
Are you fucking serious?
Guys, it took me two years to break these fucking allegations.
Now they're coming back.
It's like Pandora's box.
Uh, Jack, is that one if you're a bot?
No, don't do that.
I leave with the hundred guests!
WLE, Jack, do not type one.
Yes, yeah, we're gone.
There's a lot of fucking bots.
Yeah, hi, Vines.
Yeah, I'm a genius, bro.
I definitely told you to bot 250,000 beers.
Or no, my bad, what, 280,000?
Yeah, I definitely would have told you to do that.
Bro, the thing is, we're actually,
oh, I'm at four, okay, I'm at four, I'm good.
Yo, the stream is gonna break if you don't fix this.
High fives, contact switch, now!
Yo, oh my God, I can't do this, no, I can't do this.
High fives.
Are you fucking stupid or dumb?
I need you to get on the phone with a twitch rap right now!
Bros, I'm thankful where you dropped on your head as a kid.
I'm not un-thankful. I'm getting theobalded!
So, oh, Ron, thanks bro. Yeah, W, come up. Yeah, Ron.
Yeah, yeah, bro. Yep. W come up, dude. Oh, it's such a great come up. It is such a great come up, dude.
Yo, um, I mean, at this rate, we're going to pass the world record. What's even going to happen? Like, what's the, oh my God. Oh my God.
Hi guys, I need you to help. Yo, okay. All right. All right. Cool. Whoever this guy.
Yeah, bro, good skates.
Chat, why type Ws?
All right, this guy wants to collab.
Okay, yo, yo.
I'll get a chat test, come on bro, don't be a chat guest.
Yo, okay, so,
yo whoever the guy is that's a viewbot.
Dude, I'm glad you're having a good time,
you're having fun, you're having fun.
Well, okay, great.
You have your laughs, bro.
Just take off the viewbots.
How many real viewers are in here?
Okay, 114,000.
so this guy's view-botted three hundred and eighty thousand viewers
i mean how much is that cost like ten grand
i i think i know how much that cost
that's probably a shit ton of money
i was thinking this guy's on a collab but don't be stingy
yeah i have a high pass
i'm not being a jackass
i'm not being a jackass
ben with a twenty five
what the hell is wrong with you
yo high-bass i'm okay it's going down
I don't fall off, yeah, get fired, you fall off, bro.
I don't fall off, okay.
Bro, bro, bro, hi, guys, this is a, this is an epidemic.
Bro, hi, guys, I'm like,
am I at risk of getting banned for this?
No way.
No, no, no, I could, I could call the rest.
I was just on the phone with them, so I could call them,
but there's not much you can do about it.
So what, this guy just owns my, okay, thank you.
Yo, please, okay, bro, just bring it down to my normal shit.
You fell off, bro, you just fell off.
Yeah, okay.
Yo, bro, bring it down to my normal shit.
Like, what brings on my real thing?
Okay, bro, just remove 300,000, please.
God damn, yeah, you fell off, I know well.
Yeah, yep.
Irrelevant, make it a million.
Fell off, the fall off is crazy.
I'm going to be putting in my two weeks because I don't know about my job security anymore.
I really don't.
Okay.
So what's happening right now, Yuki?
Hi, Bust.
You're quitting?
What do you mean?
Yeah.
Because I went from 500k to 400k.
I need a secure job, bro.
I don't know about this one.
You just went from 500k to...
Okay.
Hi, Bust.
I'm gonna need you to I'm gonna need you to call fucking
mother fucking
The rep and call me back
Wait, but you said the rep can't do anything
Look, he's taking away the box Chatsy he's taking away the box. All right, bro. Thank you, bro
Can you just get it down to like what the real what is the real number?
Bro just get it down to um get it down 170 dude see thank you thank there we go bro thank you
Good luck paying rent okay
But like why does this happen to me like legitimately
Bro this guy probably spent I'm gonna I'm gonna say
Probably $5,000 on that maybe more
He probably spent $5,000 on that.
That's disgusting.
So, Jack, in utter news, how's your day going?
Scale of 1 to 10.
How do you know the prices?
Leo, I'm speculating.
What are you trying to say right now?
Leo, Leo, Leo, Leo, Leo, Leo, Leo, Leo, Leo, Leo, Leo, Leo, Leo, Leo, Leo, Leo,
Brandy working brain cells in your fucking skull.
Brother, I'm guessing, I don't know, I don't know brother.
All right, it looks, okay, we went from five,
okay, thank you.
Yo, what's your name?
Liko Nick, thank you for the time,
appreciate it, and we work negative autos.
Brian and the negative autos,
George take over the photo or a negative auto.
I'll take the Bitcoin wire transfer for the views.
I didn't pay for views, bitch.
Mr. Clean looking ass.
If you're not gonna, oh my God, he's doing it again.
He's doing it again.
Yo, chat, all right.
Chat, I want y'all to come together as a stream here.
Type a one in the chat if you're real,
two in the chat if you're a bot.
Cause let's, come on guys.
One in the chat if you're real,
two in the chat if you're a bot.
Okay.
Why is majority of people typing twos?
Why is majority of, okay.
Guys, guys.
Okay.
Okay. Let's try this again. High-vives type to do. High-vives. You're a bot. All right.
Listen. What's something about the code? All right, chat. If you're real type real, if
you're a bot type bot. Chat, if you're real type real, if you're a bot type bot. Guys,
don't troll. Be legit. Be legit. I'm not signing your testicles, Basile. No, I'm
not signing your testicles. Chat, type real if, okay. Why are the mods typing bot?
I'm legitimately curious why are the mods typing bot?
Okay, I've seen some reels.
Oh my God.
So, wait.
Is that the co-stream?
Jinxie hair and eyebrows. Thank you for the five gifts. This is so fucking stupid
You named your twitch username jinxie hair and eyebrows. Yo bro, legitimately ask yourself. Why do you why do you hate why?
No, no
Legitimately ask yourself. Why do you hate me so much? Your twitch name is jinxie hair and eyebrows
We're back at 200k. Yo guys, it's not fucking real. It is a view-bottom degenerate loser.
Otter, what? Otter nipples with the five gifted? Alright, let's watch grand finals. Yo, this
guy's actually trying to like ruin the stream. Yo, Squishy, are you ready to win?
How many brother congrats to 500k bros yo no my god squishy it's about 400k box
bro it's not it's not 500k squishy it's a bot bro it's not real the rockling's
blowing up oh my god walk out all right yo I've eyes listen we need to
contact which find the guy who's the bottoming report to the FBI I'm not
giving this guy anymore or to CIA John Kirikau look I'm not giving this guy
any more motherfucking attention bro yo bro to the guy that's bottoming me
bro literally go fuck yourself oh so many show cinema intro what's that watch
Watch the intro, watch the intro. They're doing like a special thing.
Daniel clears you dude clears
I'm gonna get to the line I'll say that
Look at us he's all about
It's a guy enough against right now
Fat team came one of them on the speaker to them on the stage
All right, let's get to Zen's intro chat. I mean shall we
grand finals grand finals the whole journey we've watched has come down to this moment
right here I'm just going to say a prayer for Zen
I
950 9 days since team vitality lifted a trophy and this look at this little sand little sand
You see that? Yeah, it's ours. We're tiny passes
Dynasties are questioned doubt grows louder
But with talent like this, a return to true form isn't just a possibility, it is inevitable.
Yeah, how do they get these maids so quick? One of them is made like six of them, like one for each team.
A new dynasty is ready to be forged.
My colony won in!
Boston, this is Zen's home turf.
Boston, here they are!
Here we go.
Here we go.
Boston, the Boston sweater.
Oh, Boston sweater.
He's trying to get them on her side.
Just smart.
exotic lost his shoe
Then he goes up or to make up for it's all good
This is what Zen man what he said boston I have a surprise for you
Then
He's got the Boston sweatshirt on he understands where he is and what it takes to become a major shit
But the temple mates are here the EU to I got to get a bottle of water channel for all three of these
I gotta get a bottle of water, dude.
Can't believe you like the fucking, okay?
Okay, the thoughts are gone, thank God.
He sure has performed the steps of Off-Clip long.
His birthday is actually tomorrow, and boy, wouldn't that be a great birthday, man?
Alright, can't we get a bottle of water?
It's time for greatness.
And Nass, he truly is nasty.
He has been the MVP today.
He's helped get gentlemates to this point.
But like you guys said, like you heard from Turtle,
Boston feels like Zen's home turf.
He's trying to throw like this.
He's trying to see what he's doing.
By the way, it's been a big fast up on the 20th.
There's a hope of the birthday for some reason
at the moment of February.
And he's been balling up.
And the best player at the land so far,
Exotic's been doing his thing as well.
It's consistent, fundamental skills.
And then he's standing up right now
with Stacey's defense gifts.
It's been so solid he's been in one grand finals before he's gonna learn from
literally sure that I was fine with it but I just love how Zen plays
clearly got 900 down in the day he played to the crowd exceptionally he
knows exactly what to do with why are you guys type in the sun that normally
would not root for you but I'm the flip side of the grass
he's got that energy about him when he scores he gets up he gets loud and
And he gets animated, and that's what I'd love to say.
And the last time we were in Boston,
we were asking all the questions we were asking about Nas
about Zen, and we've learned how good Zen was.
Will we learn that same thing about Nas here this year?
It's true, head to head.
It's gonna be awesome to see.
Like, if Nas is in the air, watch out.
He can do literally everything.
We know Zen can do that, too.
This is Nas picture, bro.
Look at their goal participation.
It's very, very high for both of them.
Their goal is per game.
Nass has the edge, but the defense of vitality.
They played 22 games.
They give it up 22 goals.
Number one in the tournament.
I need to keep the head to head,
but I also want to remind everyone at home,
this is 3v3.
It's a team game.
And when you look at all three players
and how they match up, you know,
I start to favor, gentle makes a little bit.
We've seen Oskie, crazy shots in that game.
That's right, he's back.
Let's see.
Let's see.
The pink guy got the goal.
I mean, hey, it might be squishy.
This is your life before you even speak it, brother.
Like I'm back.
I'm going to go with my gut and just drop the 500, bro.
It's fine.
You're going to put 500 get the subs on general mates.
The universe got my back, bro.
Look at it.
Look at it.
I know, I know.
Yeah, but you know, his teammate just lost his shoe
somehow while walking.
He's exotic.
He just knows how to get the job done.
Don't forget that.
It's a archie.
Archie trying to be like him.
Where you don't need to be open.
Have you ever done a day squishy?
We can put this off.
We can do 5 stars on this.
Or you can support Zed with me.
You don't have to do this.
I'm not forcing you to do this.
I'm gonna sub, bro.
I'm gonna sub. Lock it in.
Lock it in.
I don't think in a game like this
it's just gonna be one person.
Listen, this is gonna be a bang series.
Game 7 guaranteed, bro. I smell it.
I smell it from here.
I won't say minus 500,
say minus five hundred minus five hundred. You think sand's gonna lose the
gentlemen's. Why are you saying gentlemen's like that when you just saw
gentlemen's been okay well they didn't bend over energy they beat energy. How
many major says gentlemen's one. What is this argument man like the new team
0
How many majors has Zen won?
1
No, he won 2 I thought
1 and then Worlds
Yeah, so 2
2
Worlds is a super major
Now, Worlds should really count as 2 majors
But we'll call it 2
Well, technically Squishy, your answer is wrong
Because Zen's won 3 majors counting today
In about 52 minutes
Alright
I guarantee you if I scan that QR code, bro, it's gonna be somebody's weiner. I guarantee it. It's gonna be somebody's dog
What is the QR code
I
Yeah, so boom terrible prediction bro better on gentlemades
Three new champions, what's true would be to have a team come in talking about me bro and win the way they have
Gentlemen should be an incredible experience, but what a story it would be
I think it is now that you fell off without a doubt
and win again
Give me vitality on this one's in is returning to form thugs the coin vitality on one side
Gentle mates on the other and it's gonna come up vitality for the coin on this one
How will it go? So what an event so far you really drop squishy? What's up dude? What's up?
Bro, it's grand final squishy. I'm trying to say like
brother like you don't have to do this we don't have to be villains
squishy oh my god six seven two you I know you see it
Squishy, oh, oh my god, give me odds, give me odds, 500 to 1.5
Squishy, fuck you and your odds bro, join my sleet
And there's only one man standing here, and lift that trophy
One team of the...
Lagging, I'm lagging
As Boston, manager champion
This is your grand final
Focus man, we're in grand final
I
remember last chance we can call it off the bat it's locked in bro lock it in so
you want to do 500 subs on let's go
and yet here they are once again gel mates it'll be a long journey for them
grand finals this roster all the cube in the middle is going that's so clean
oh it is what he's had on top of it NASA's hit a play bro watch out
which should be in the conversation for MVP already gentlemen
so shots here with the first way NASA's here to play a jinx sorry bro you
lost you lost brother NASA's hit a play but I already saw it before he even
got the goal. I see it enough. I'll offer you a head before I get to the wall.
Dixie, refer your eyeballs to the top of the screen. Refer your eyeballs to the top of
the screen and set EU 2 on the left and EU 3 on the right. Remember that.
Oh my god, bro.
Oh my god.
It's beautiful.
I think so, you're so quiet.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
What the fuck are we doing?
free lane
my town
Thanks to Zen
from exotic
Stizzy on top of it. Aren't you a pie?
Oh
Oh
Oh
Yeah, low key like it's a scary
space
I think it happened
exotic have to avoid
traffic
free space
I know what you mean. It's the same for me actually.
I think I can do any of this.
Cool.
Wow Zen, oh my god, how did he even get there bro?
He actually shouldn't have made that.
I don't know why I'm nervous now.
A little bit of help, a little bit of space.
That's recovered well enough, but enough time for gentlemen to get in the way.
Vitality weren't really able to get any kind of offense going.
Zoski sent it right back to the Orchard.
Way to be there, Dan. Way to be there.
A beautiful basket.
The gentlemen, they hand it off to whoever has the most boost in the tank at the time.
Time, Archie's turn next, Ozzie tries to clear a path.
Vitality's touch doesn't take us out into the corner.
Stimmy is there.
As played slow, he doesn't have too much in the tank
and Nask keeps the mates at least in the middle
until they can help.
Come on, Xen.
Him get this ball.
Get the extra line, but it's not as all the plans.
It benches down on the ground towards the net.
Oh my god, we're almost destroyed in.
Jen gets his own boost.
A little bit of space here.
Vitality, keep getting these little bumps.
Grand finals champ.
This is where you wanna be.
This is where you wanna be watching.
This is what turns you on.
Nice man.
Wait, did you ask me if I think you can do anything?
Starting to do no no the next step in the process. Oh, I tell you I kind of think I ignored you guys
You said
Like even like 5,000 more hours
No one's there.
Vitality.
They're close.
That is one way of the side close.
We're closer than you were when you started.
Sonic's swinging across the box chasing for a box.
Oh, Oskie at the goal.
Yeah.
He's on the ceiling.
He's off the ground.
The channel is.
I mean, Chad, I did say game seven.
I just want to like let everyone be reminded that yesterday when I said gentlemen's could and I didn't say will I said could
Every motherfucker in every chat was like this kid's an idiot
This one I like wonder where you guys are at right now. That's like that's what my thoughts
But like I understand you because you're new but like everybody else like
Hello like this team's got fucking crazy
the clock all the gentlemates have to do is take that game if you've probably
never heard of any of these places
to be given to the vitality net they clear it downfield lost game catch it's
the time down the gentlemates have taken to fly in the series they started off
I'm going to go to the right.
All right.
That's a horrible horrible horrible.
Oh my god.
To be fair I did say.
This is game seven this is going to be game seven.
No I think they're seven.
I mean for now the job makes completely understand that one for starters
Where's exotic from you said Stizzy's from Spain, right?
Stizzy's from Spain exotic from France
This is during the theme was like crazy people because he's not a French player like everyone thought they would be another French player
They got a Spanish guy
I think English like they don't need to know that much English
To comment this game just like last right. I'll go. I'm not I'm last
Or like faking
Archie had 78 points and they won
Yesterday as well vitality were looking excellent
It might be I remember we played some world championships and like a hockey we played one in the Prudential Center
Which is like where the New Jersey Devils play hockey
Yeah, they do it in some like sports
Come on, Ten! Come on!
still just quietly consistent for channel mates the glue that helps keep this team
stuck and look at good here's I like this I like this
then force back again here come channel mates just right where they left off in
game number one taking a shot just like Xen's everywhere like you'll see him
do something on offense and then like literally like half-second later it
feels like he's back and he's the first kind of defend like
I feel like you notice his presence on the field more than like other people do, by a lot.
Although this clear does come through for the maids, the mentality retains possession.
I love this! I love this!
I like it!
Trying to get pumps as well, as soon as they get off the wall.
Gentlemen, we're going their recoveries, we need to get back.
I
Does look like
Little more even gentlemen start to threaten despite my town he's spending so much time
Not too much in terms of real pressure in front of us. No, not quite
There's been a couple of moments here from the gelmane, but now all is done and almost
Oh my god
They can't get anything going offensively
Yeah
This ball in the corner, exotic, dangerous, plays it, and clears it from his point into the other half
Through this head, in the tank, to get his team to the other side
God, bro, they can't get any offense
Back over to Archie, this defending shot
I don't even know he's making a back to that
You know that off key like pancake go last last year they played was so crazy
Oh, there's stuff they can't even get out
I'm telling you guys that's gonna last
Even if he goes down to all its better because it's gonna be going down. I'm telling you I really said
Sam's gonna win all the time with games
Making it to the grand final and making the most of its busy trying to get the ball
But gentleman said to off he picks up to save hoping his teammate out
Oh my god, no, I mean, like, I don't even know what to say, bro.
perfect shot yeah he's the most golden attorney top corner now he just said
Zen who you gonna take that thing let the caster know that he said Zen who when
that scored he said Zen who this is disrespectful
I told you that kid's a grinder though. He is on the game all the time.
He's number one in one's own team when I play class.
Well she has to put like a thousand games in both mode, probably.
But if I get it deleted
And I'll keep a flip it out just
Excellent vision from all three players of gentlemates
What again, I don't know bro. This team is fucking crazy
Bro this motherfucker yeah six goals in two games. He's a hundred you know above second place in two pieces
which is like
More than 10 wins like 15 wins in a row over the second place spot into
Most played
An incredible start
Get his boss at Grand Final
My tally will look for something at the end of this game. Oh, 20 seconds left. I'm dusted
God damn
themselves an X faster
Nance and Vitality are gonna be left with some questions and maybe a time out here as time expires
Yeah, hold the damn time out
Oh my god
I'm such a good gambler
I'm such a good gambler
Hey
They won't stay here.
Dude, look at these guys though.
They're movement elegantly.
But this is the thing like, I feel like only one player on Vitality can like, like be as clean as them in the air.
All of them need to kind of do that, except for RQ.
Like, Nassan off here is so good on the ball.
And then it's kind of just Zen.
Especially, Zen is going to win.
Like, everybody knows this, right?
Guys, guys, Zan is going to win.
Alright, everybody calm the fuck down for two seconds.
I guarantee you Zan is going to win.
Stop doubting the kid.
Oh my gosh, like who are you?
Fitsy, you're such a doubter.
Stop the player.
I'm not doubting brother, I have $2,500 on the other team.
I'm not doubting, I love Zan bro.
I love Zan.
He has my heart, but right now, Zanamate has my money if they would.
I get this.
I'm saying, bro.
This is just going to set up a best of box.
This is going to be interesting.
All this is, it's just game 7 pot.
Alright, bro.
I said, I said, Zen's going to 4-0 NRG and 4-1 NRG.
Then I said, Zen's going to win in game 7-5.
Bro, I'm like a rocket league prediction rocket.
here the Grand Final why not he's earned it so far absolutely has earned it his
spot here alongside oski and Archie this has been a long time coming they've been
on so many rosters this is the beginning of rocket league and it seems like
remember that he was like if came than that and I'd like you guys for he was
number one in the world of time he like didn't even care about either wait so
it's not number one in one day I think so
brother screens on liquid and Archie being on many teams trying to get over
The humping here. Finally a roster that has glued together.
Telling you Chad, it's after the comeback, no problem.
Could put my child in me on that point here.
It's been a long time.
Just caught the time out. Let's go.
It's first final appearance for all three members of the Mates.
But it doesn't seem that way.
They look beyond the experience here now.
Oh, someone corrected me.
He let you go into OT, but then won in OT anyway.
And then what a save you guys.
I
Play with a troll he made you think you had a chance in this bucket
That's funny
gentlemen to get to get set up back in the midfield. That goes right back to
gentleman's shot just wide. Zed been stuck almost for a third man in this
match. Many times he's just been stuck on the goal line, watching Nass with the
ball in the net or having to save a tight one.
By the way it's not been an easy game for his end of company. He slipped across here.
Zonic picking up...
In vitality, 50's just not going their way.
Every touch is just a struggle just to get back to the ball. Then after you fall, you just boost.
As gentlemates, take the ball away.
Oh my god! I don't know, the offense is not flowing right now, but it will.
Nasty, get scooped around. They look for vitality. Out of the gate around it, they don't...
And that... I don't even know how to lead yet, right?
They've been on the back foot all the time.
This is good. This is good. This is really good. This is very good.
Bro, Senzo is the last man in this game. He didn't let him get in front of me.
Yeah, that's true. He's like not not getting involved as much as just behind
This up but was killed in the corner. Aren't you get pumped?
dizzy
All right, they're kind of turning up off I scared it
They have the stuff
From this father good as controls out
So bump double bump. Oh my god, bro. That was actually insane
No, Bruce. He does double bumps and like almost
I love when you do that, Zan. Zan, I love when you do that.
See, these guys are actually going up to beat Zan.
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, I immediately noticed how they were just waiting, right? Like the whole time.
They had the ball and they were just shooting at him.
But I wonder if there's something they talked about. I wonder if that's what was intentional. I don't know why I would do that.
Don't do that against any other team. I don't think he's always up there.
in this series right now a lot of it it's just been much shorter not giving it
all
oski and scissi battling it out
oski with the win although he thought it does get a touch and bargey's
loose control that allowed them out and asked the opportunity but the high
board is covered
the gentleman's also not getting that's very quality opportunity they're
like
scissi looking a little better on these pushes as well able to get to the
That's a good setup! And that's a good finish!
game seven. What did I say? You see how I tilted his car? That ball is going to be challenged.
That was good for Zad. We have to try to force that ball through. Actually, the car is
in a snipe. It's not. Two to one. Two to one. Two to one. Two to one. Two to one. Two to one. Two to one. Two to one. Two to one.
Two to one, two to one. Let's go. Let's go, Chad.
No way, right?
And they got close before Stizzy did.
Oh, wow.
It's got another chance on Vitality.
That held on on defense.
You go, you go, you go.
The only goal they needed.
And as Stizzy puts it down, and the ball is still in there.
Next, got field to Hoskey.
Vitality, want to put it on the ground, and that's it.
There we go, boys!
There we go!
I said game 7!
What the heck?
What the heck?
What the heck?
Come on!
I said game 7!
I said game 7!
That gentleman's got stuff to talk about.
Let's go man!
I said game 7!
Did I not?
There coach has the biggest smile on their face.
Gentleman's coach.
They don't feel fazed by that room dosing.
I don't feel fazed by that win, does it?
What do you mean?
Like, all the DinoMates players are still giggling and joking around.
They don't feel like that win didn't strike fear into them, you know what I mean?
It's not going to be that funny about three more games.
Four more games.
It's going to be a fucking sad fucking face.
And like, bro, my channel has cut the shit, bro.
Zen created that play.
He did.
Zen created that goal, period.
Great finish by Stizzy, but that finish is never available if Zen doesn't completely
create that goal.
He goes there.
Mike.
Vitality.
Some chance.
Tribbles in the middle, and then he's dropped.
Zen getting that assist for Stizzy, trying to make this a series.
It really felt like he might have a runaway grand final there for a second.
Who knows?
The pendulum hasn't completely swung back to center.
Channel me
There's such a shame that form happened because I would have been a fool full house for the final but
You don't get any snow in Florida, right?
Never
Almost found a way to get up
I still need to figure out what to do
It's a season thing, so we get it like 5 months of the year
It's now every other month
You'll take a quick shot
Somehow NAS wins that boost
No matter what my talent might be
Get it clear, Archie sends it right back
Oskie has not left
Archie, setting up one for NAS
Denied, Exotic gets there at this point
How you feeling, Jakes?
about the performance.
Literally, exactly as I predicted, game settings and wins it over time.
That was the prediction catch.
All we need to do is tap in.
I also said then you're going to score the overtime game winner.
just ahead of the mix that whole number four of the 2.19 so
you predict all this I don't know though you need you need to start like any
closer to each other by a lot of it tickets or something got most scoring
quickly in the last game only feeling in the tip of my
right my talent late in the game as well bouncer coming across
aren't you I love this I love this there are no questions on that
rebound that is so elegant it's not gonna get there exotic
I'm here as well with my talent he's a much more powerful but hang on
Oh
Couple clean looks at the net
Yeah, he was trying to get the perfect flick and then you either get the perfect flick or you get nothing
That is the greatest of all time!
Get the fucking demo, bitch!
Get the fucking demo, bitch!
To put the Vitality in their beat!
2-1, the last 2 bullets for the Vitality!
That's exactly the same.
6 in the first 2 games!
I've been left to score with so far!
That would have been a game right there. Great!
Stay out of 10.
They don't know what to do when you're wrestling them down.
Archie downfield to Oskie.
I'll cut off again by Talon and I'm not gonna let those long passes work.
Holy touch.
Asks to get it to safety.
He actually takes his corner boost.
Going out wide.
Send boys to follow.
Oh my god.
Oh!
Oh!
ZED!
ZED!
Milked my titties.
Oh my god.
Look at the assist.
like oh my god look at the assist this dude is messy bro they're not smiling now they're not smiling now
this dude is messy hard when you have to move this dude is messy
we get the reset that punch it to the roof this literally arrived at messy bro
the ventures on the plane oh my god this doesn't take all in a second but this was my hold
i'm just telling it right now here in game number four yeah this is gonna happen
i think gentlemates is gonna win the next game really and then Ben's gonna win back to back
It's gonna be
Believe me, bro, I mean I had it out man. I don't have it out
Your profit
Gentle mates
Trying to find something anything that will work
The ball keeps getting ripped off their bumper
Archie forced out by his auto and then to lead it for his efforts.
He's busy.
Two goal contributors.
Actually going to get this ball, but Nass diving in quickly.
Was it the Archie at the tight pass?
What a con, bro.
The mentality had it all covered and now no one on Jelomite has any boosts.
Everyone's got to leave and get something.
It's a really good plan from Vitality.
Chad, it's looking like 2-2, man.
Archie, enough loading.
Keep the play.
Trying to go with the 2-1.
Do you believe that we're gonna win the next game?
They're gonna call a timeout.
Hello?
Shadowmates is gonna lose this game two to zero.
They're gonna call a timeout.
They're gonna win the next game.
And then Zen's gonna win back to back games champion.
Contain the lead.
And he will score an overtime goal.
And that would have put the game to rest here
and by telling what a tie.
You go, you go, you go, Zen.
You still just made fucking all Vitality right now.
Yeah, what a game from Zen, bro.
Airdrieble bump and then just like insane pass.
Yeah, like all bullshit aside, like also the game before that he also had a crazy assist.
Bro, if it wasn't for Zen, it would have been zero, zero that game.
Like if it's still be going, Zen contributed to both of those goals that would not have
been possible without him.
Bro, all right chat, I'm going to literally go B now because I bet you Gentlemates
is gonna call him out they're gonna win game five and then um which of a color
you said he's gonna win that by the way squishy is that is that the most points
on vitality every game in this series there I feel like it's had that every
game in this tournament I can't remember not having one battle at the tournament
look at that. Sit down, RT. RT, sit the fuck down with all your respect. And then look at the assist.
That's the math pass, crazy.
Oh, what did I say? Timeout? Now they lose.
Okay, now Gentlemage wins this game, and then that's how they win back-to-back.
to back.
Martinage!
Got a nothing goal at the end of game two with it.
It was garbage time.
Other than that, shut out.
Gentlemen, actually shut out in the last two games post-time out.
And not showing anything in their offense, not getting...
Either way, gentlemen, it was down three games to energy.
Or three to one.
Excuse me.
They came back in one.
It's 2-2 right now.
control of the game. Zen on top of it and now he is dictating the story of the final.
Tide series all the way around. Two teams trying to figure out what the difference makers Zen
asking for Boston to be on his side.
I don't know bro, I don't know man, I want to say gentlemen, I don't know, I have money
Obviously I have money on them
I didn't have much of a choice
Pops, they're the prime man
by fucking the gentleman's
Way too much work
Stop the Marchie. Oh my god
Wait, look at the shot chain is this game touch off the top
Yeah, that's hard. That's what hard stuff to hit
50 there
Only double commit off she won't go on wait
He scored on his own team wait what?
He may it turned around and it said fuck this shit. I'm putting them out of that
I'm so touched by things.
Oh my gosh, Earl.
I'm nervous watching this shit.
I'm not gonna lie.
Yeah, I don't like that you called back
because that makes you think that by the time this went through,
all of the time.
And then told.
And you also weren't worried about them being down to it at all, which is like concerning to me.
I don't know, like, that Ongo, if Genomate said losses came off that Ongo, like, I feel like
they would just tilt off and it's not, not even gonna change.
I got stoked for that, but it's like, slaughtering your own net.
Bump your teammate and slaughtering your own net, Luke.
Oh my god.
Dude, he's playing actually incredible.
I'm not going to lie, like he might be up there with Dan and Zendik, he definitely is up there with Dan and Zendik, I think he's top 3.
Why does he slow-mo on the light-toddy coach?
No, he's 1mg to say MVP in tournaments, for sure.
And if I-toddy wins, I mean it's easy to MVP of all times.
year
There's no plan it was an incidentally MVD if I thought it was that's a goal. Oh really? Wow, that's like that's weird
I don't think I had the right angle for the moment yet
Jesus
for the pitch
Regardless like we're getting minimum game six this major
Such fucking good series like literally I don't think any of you guys are watching for the first time like just your first event watching
This is like
Every few so so good
I don't have one blowout right? It was just the Falcon Chopper top.
That's it.
It's going to game 7 man.
Already long in the sky
He'll move out now. Why don't you go in?
Look at all the time that was off the clock now. It's still three goals to go for vitality
each game
That's really been one-sided outside of that one open that vitality had
To get themselves alive in the series like I knew Ness was good
But I didn't realize he was this good like he's actually like he's had like four 1v3 plays
This is the most goals I've ever seen an individual pro scorer in a series.
He might set a record if it goes to game seven.
Win or lose, I mean, this guy.
Yeah, it feels like he scored almost every goal.
I feel like he has like, I mean, in the fifth game,
maybe nine or 10 goals in five games.
I mean, it's actually insane.
Yeah, I don't know.
Jack, can we get a goal counter on NAS?
I mean, Jesus Christ.
He has eight goals, someone said.
Eight goals and what, we have four games, five games?
Well, NAS is from Morocco.
Is it not where you said draw these from jolly? Yes. Yes
So I'm gonna do one of they do another world cup Morocco is gonna be a really good fucking team
Yeah, they did it last year, but they lost
They lost their third like
Basically they had a third player named the touchy and he retired. So they didn't have as strong as a third this time
But jolly and after ridiculous
I'm telling you bro if my prediction is right and it's a game seven overtime goal by Zand
like that will be cinema like this when I need Zand to win game six and then I just need
him to fucking literally have the most clutch overtime goal ever and that'll be a dead on
prediction like again I know we have $25 on this but I'm fully down for this to go
to 7 for the maximum fucking peak final though.
For this finals already peak, but like look, no teams have any timeouts left.
We're in game 6, both teams are fighting, NAS just put on a master class.
Dude, honestly the worst thing in the final is when you watch the whole tournament in
the finals of 4-0, bank value you have left here, if you actually have a competitive
final.
If 4-0 finals sometimes happen then it's like the most like, I don't know, just
depressing.
You lost the whole 30 to support for her.
It's time to lock this game.
It's time to lock this fucking fucking game.
Oh my god.
Come on!
Oh my god.
Wait, it was just a mistake.
Wait, look, he just missed.
Look, look, he just missed.
He just whiffed.
He actually whiffed.
And that was awkward.
Oh my god.
And then just capitalized, bro.
It's gonna go to 7.
It's gonna go to 7.
Oh my god.
Oh my god, oh my god, it's gonna go to Sam.
Wow, one star.
You cannot ask for about a star in the next round.
my time to get this early goal for champions field
it's going seven. We're winning a game seven.
Oh, okay, Michael.
Right as you start saying that.
What a play though. Like the outlet pass.
He's in the blind spot of the defender. Like, so he doesn't even see that guy.
On their back line it's a tie to save in the first minute
That was Nass on the save
Vitality again was dizzy
That's all target good save for now gentlemen getting across
Vitality bring some heat here in the midfield really forcing gentlemen to work in front of ox
Oh shit dude.
See, these guys are disgusting.
Right, they're like triple commending.
He's got no boost, so awkward.
He's not going for as many plays as he is.
I
Not going for as many places to wonder if they have like a different functions he's been furthered back with you
They're picking his time to go for the ball a lot more carefully
All right, there's been a call
game left on even playing round and by telling you have some moments of pressure when it
all continues to just be cut off oski doesn't again or she's gonna go to collect the path
off the ceiling and down is not but this one is what the game is about
oh what a block that was a good one i think we would have doubled it
crashing into zen another hard clear come on zen
dude this is so close
max i have finally proved a big deal
stuffed by oski backpass
Oh
What a shot bro, what a play, what a play, takes the punch away, gets a reset, then got
confused by that because he thought he was just going to hit it over his head.
For the gentleman
Me
That's game I'm sorry, bro. That's game brother. They're just too clean. You got a two-go come back
I give you 100 subs if they to go come back in with this one, I'll top everything else.
Gentlemen from the Boston major title and my salad
Looking for an answer set free jumping. They are desperate
for anything to work and nothing has so far here on the other field
42 seconds
Hard man Zen put a good-ass turnie like how to put a good-ass turnie
Save it for worlds, right James? Like, you're in worlds.
You know what I mean?
Yeah, yeah, Nass is actually fucking...
He's just spent them over and just put it in.
What, Nass, when you play right now, fuck this one, I can't even get my bombs straight away!
Nicholas Douglas Stewart. You with me?
Pardon?
I'm gonna try and hit him! By Talon, he's a funny chick!
Literally nothing short of a miracle. For by Talon, you gotta score three goals in 31 seconds.
You need something to work on every single kickoff.
This is not enough time on this block.
Mr. Stewart?
And I will say that every time we enter a kickoff and we come on in it's exotic on the next
Now the one person who don't want to have it passes it off to Oskie
Oskie reset number one
Zenn trying to keep vitality in this Boston final
But it is Oskie to deny the fact that...
Dude, massive shifts
I mean not holding back, bro
It's just
Take a knee take a knee brother. It's over
Congrats gentlemen, I'll play you, then the player to turn me in my eyes, okay, I have
enough.
The last snack that I found on performance might have taken the cake.
It was a pleasure, man.
Thanksy.
You're looking buddy, I know it's hard.
You looking buddy? I know it's hard.
Yeah, did you disconnect from the discord call?
You're still with me buddy.
Hey listen bro, it's not all bad.
It's not all bad.
We got to experience the joys of an RCS major together, bruh.
You were not hand in hand, bruh.
Like...
It's really about the journey, right?
There was ups, there was downs.
I lost subs, you lost subs.
You lost a lot of subs.
I'm not sure.
Oh!
Man, that was a pleasure.
500,000 viewer peak.
The championship award!
Join my league!
It's been a fucking pleasure, though.
Please welcome, Rattle!
It's been an absolute pleasure.
That's the guy that shit on me and harassed me for two hours.
That's Rettos right there, right?
That's the guy that shit on me.
Yeah, it's icing on the cake now.
And it was shit talking me.
Yeah.
And then also pretended to be a platinum, uh, an intern of mine.
For Musty.
For his evil plan.
get me what's next is he gonna kiss in my face maybe keep an eye out a mass you
the truth hey you the truth he played fucking insane three of us three best
individual performers at a tournament Zen mass Daniel 100% those the top three
for me that was a hundred percent that's you the truth you the truth oh my god you
the truth bro
different about first major win for all of them oh man what where do we even
start all three for the first time into a grand finals RLCS and you do
this and you make it look that good mas your journey has been a long one as
well you've been one of those newcomers this is pretty awesome to be there I'm
sad that's that much started to look like it's always cool to see somebody win for the end of the year
yeah all these guys deserve the man also been playing for a long time top
five top 10 player in Europe for forever your journey so far that allowed you
to finally lift that trophy anyone that wants to follow in your footsteps I
I mean, you just have to like give everything if you want to become a champion.
I mean, I'm really happy for my team.
They're incredible.
And without them, I don't think I would have won.
Humble goat.
Humble wholesome teammate, dude.
I'm sad, sad, lost, man.
Now my son's lagging.
Yeah, I'm sad, sad, lost, man.
I'm sad.
I really wanted to send a win to Mosque.
but it's okay because at least new people want it's been a long journey for you to now
I need to know I guess holy hair god this guy talks about I mean what are you six five
bro you're also gonna give yourself some credit it takes three to win but tell me
at what point did you realize yeah holy hair we're the ones that we're gonna let you
be standing up here right now as a victor. I think he's just who they are man like that's
genuinely the nicest guy I've ever met in my life. I'm the teammate, I'm the teammate he's incredible.
Archie is I'd say that's an archie of my top three teammates I've ever had
and Sasky is the best coach I've ever had. That's pretty helpful. That's pretty helpful.
Well, at least it's Holster and Chad.
You know Chad, it's always beautiful when somebody gets to play for the first time.
You're one of the most underrated players.
It's always beautiful.
People don't talk about you enough, but they're going to be after this.
Because no one else is standing up here at this moment.
So I want you to talk to the world.
You got the green suits back there.
You got people at home.
You have the mic.
It's just something to man them, yeah?
It's something to man them, yeah.
I'll start by saying, I have the best two players in the world on my team,
Nassanowski, so for me it's a pretty easy job.
I just have to score some times, and save a whole some time,
but you know, this guy's been the same.
Broder also a humble man.
I think no other coaches actually understand the game as much as him,
and how about you, a good player style like yours?
See bro, this is the science of a good team, bro.
No egos, everybody's humble, dude.
From the CEOs to the management, to everyone, thank you very much.
Obviously to the fans best fans in the world. We love you
We got one order of business left here as your unit make some noise you don't let that jumpy get
Squishy I didn't forget
Now what's it gonna say that I just want to say it was an absolute pleasure
watching these games with you, bro. I hope everybody enjoyed our
our
Beautiful chemistry together
We will
Worlds will be cinnamon like I said no matter the situation no matter the teams
We put in a thousand worlds finals. We won't do that much betting in the next problem
No, no, I think I think a thousand worlds finals
World's finals
I will talk about it
I don't know let's talk about when we get there. We'll have a conversation when we move across the bridge, you know, I mean
They see
It was a fucking pleasure, buddy. It was a pleasure squishing squishing like I mean all the way through like I
Was rock hard the whole way. Thank you, bro
I mean every series series after series like we're talking game six game seven game six game seven OT here
10 minute OT there even an OT here
We shared those moments together, bro
No, it was it was beautiful. It was beautiful. All right, let's rip this band off
It was a beautiful event
Oh my god, so is he if I see you smirk dude. Hey, hey, I'm looking at your space
Squishy if I see you smirk
Every kid ah
Ah, keep it serious, if I see you, whoa, every smirk is minus five subs.
Listen, just press the send the 500 subs button and just don't think about it, bro.
Just rip the bandaid off, okay?
Yeah, this is why you don't bet with a former world champion rocketing player.
I mean, what is wrong with my brain cells?
Thank God it didn't show screen.
I'm going to do Apple Pay.
Jesus Christ.
So all in all, how many stuff did you actually gain on me?
Or like, 800 plus?
650 plus, 500, and then minus my 395.
No, 295.
No, 395, 395.
I didn't think that was 295.
Brother, I'm looking at your chat right now.
Dixie, I'm looking at your chat right now.
I have 395 get to today.
My PayPal says otherwise, okay, that should hurt
Thank you the five hundred good brother. Oh my gosh, so you're so generous and kind
Thank you for the five hundred get the out of the kindness of your heart and no other reason. Thank you, bro. Wow Jinx
Thank you, dude out of the kindness of your heart, bro
It's such a good soul like you're such a nice guy, bro 500 gifted for no reason at all. Thank you, bro
Dude, W Jinx guys prime prime sub the Jinx bird is there's a 500 gift is crazy
What do you mean? What do you mean? What is the pain? What do you mean? Oh
What is the pain is it wrong what did Ron say?
Yo, your career is dead ass over. It's a twitch clip.
How about split the leg?
Ah, it's not working.
Ron, what is this, bro?
I'm blocking this dude, I swear to god I'm blocking this dude, it just broke my ears
bro.
Oh my god, I swear to god I'm blocking this dude, I mean that just probably broke somebody's
ears.
Ron you little mother fucker!
It's time to start my journey dude. Alright Squishy, I'll see you bro.
Hey, thanks for the pleasure bro.
Thank you bro. Listen, see you next major brother, we got a new journey to embark on.
You know what I mean? We gotta embark on that journey and then we got worlds to conquer.
So we gotta conquer the world together, okay buddy?
see you see you soon man hey hey hey see you soon keep climbing the ranks and
you know when you need me to give me a message brother
get like get this guy get this guy out of my ears bro is bro is having a
holly jolly Christmas my god yeah bro you got 800 subs we get it
Keep the Liverpool kit, best club of the brand, best club of the brand.
any tournament any tournament whoa wait we got a 2v2 tournament at 7 and a 3d3
tournament at 8 oh my god Arsenal clears yeah bro Arsenal clears
Liverpool at what exactly? What is Arsenal clear Liverpool at? Bottling the league?
What are they? What are they clear Liverpool at? Bottling the fucking league?
What? Name one thing Arsenal's better than Liverpool at. Bro, oh my god, holy
delusion. Alright, shall we go pee? We got a tournament in an hour. Let's warm up.
Thank you.
So we got a tournament in one hour.
We got to eat, dude.
We got a tournament in one hour.
Let's get warm.
Hey, hey, let's get warm.
Bonella, wait, okay.
I'm about to play music.
You too.
Love y'all boys.
You too.
Love y'all boys.
I got to end it.
I'm about to listen to the greatest music ever created
because it's all I know.
YouTube, if you only want to watch on YouTube,
I'll see you out boys tomorrow.
We've seen for like seven hours on YouTube, man.
I'm going to try to stream longer and longer,
but I'm going to get some music going.
I'm going to warm up.
We just watched Pro League.
It's time for my pro journey.
Ban anyone that laughs in the Twitch chat.
Hi guys.
One hour, we got a 3V3 tournament.
Then we got a 3V3 tournament.
Eight, after that, I'm probably going to hop on R6.
It's going to be a long stream.
It's probably going to be 10 hours stream.
Maybe 11 hours.
YouTube, love y'all boys?
Come to Twitch now, we're about to pass the music.
Chat, I got a song.
I got a song.
Can you guys know?
I'm always trying to put you out on the songs, dude.
If you watch Barça, you already know the song.
I
It is time for my pro journey, my pro journey.
you
you
you
you
you
I love you so, I love you too, I love you so, I love you so, I love you so
I swam across, I jumped across from all of you
What a thing to do, cause you were all yellow
A true life, a true life for me, oh, I'm a true dream,
believe it's all yellow, you.
All right, all right, it's the same day.
It's time to lock in.
One minute left.
You know what time it is.
you
are you okay are you
are you
I
Need
Yeah, cherry on top.
Put in one more goal, why don't ya?
Then put it in my ass!
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
And we live like this forever, it's fine by me
And it's never easy, darling, believe me
THE MARKET!
Oh my god
Well, I think I'm like without eyes
Seems like we're supposed to know
But I don't wanna come all too strong
Just say it's fine by me
If you never leave
And we live like this forever
It's fine by me
It's fine by me
If you never leave
And we live like this forever
It's fine by me
Cause you're saying it's fine by me
If we never leave
And we'll live like this forever
Let's run with me
We can't break down, we can't break
Lying on and on
The way we used to be
I mean Marcus you stupid fuck I had a goal like come on brain cells activate where are
NURONS!
DO YOU HAVE A HEAD?
I'm using a wishing well
some furrow
I
And that's what I was really put around that
Don't go, you look like a toad.
I have your such a fucking child, bro.
You're stream sniping all the smurfs.
DeMarcus, play the second touch.
Over the middle, DeMarcus!
Let's get a bounce, I have a shot!
TITTIES!
You go, you go, you go!
you
you
you
you
you
You
I am shit, like I am fucking SHIT!
I'm not gonna let you go
Cause you are being with the right way
It's coming home
Won't you miss a song when it stops to snow
All you know you love the way you let it go
Won't you know you feel how you feel you know
Won't you hate the wrong you've never seen before
Won't you know you love the way you let it go
If you only knew the lightning's burning low
Only miss the sun when it starts to snow
Only know your lover when you let her go
Only know you've been high and feeling low
Only hate the road when you're missing home
Only know your lover when you let her go
And you let her go
And you let her go
And you let her go
And you let her go
Flip me wow!
AHHHHHHHHH
AHHHHHHHHH
I'm gonna win with this dog for sure!
All I ask is a man I want the world in my head
I hate the beach but I stand in California with my toes and sand
There's a scheme of my sweater that's having an adventure
Heading the club on my gravity center
Touch my neck and I'll touch yours
You know those little hearts are resting
So much more
She knows what I'm thinking about
What I'm thinking about
One love, two mouths
One love, one mouth
No shirt, no mouth
Just eyes, one heart
I will not take my love
Cause it's too cold
Put your hands in the hands of the shepherds
And take your breath away
I'd like to serve as you say
Sometimes I find this kind of mind
To move to a place so far away
The most important start to raise
The minute that my life can't be too race
And then I watch it race
When I'm in a run and tell to the devil
These hearts throb, everyone needs to be touched for
Inside this prison room
I TAKE SUCH FOOL!
Find out, find out, find out
I'll show you my world
Stop, stop, stop
I flipped the wrong way
I'm so bad when it's horizontal
I'm so bad when it's horizontal
Find out, find out, find out
I'll show you my world
I'll show you my world
I'll show you my world
I swear to God.
I don't know, none of those songs are working, not at the fucking.
Like a truck, I'm trapped, fucks you all
I'm on seaside, this is me, yeah
But that's not even a listen, it hurts
This is my soul, that I'm through
I got flown, I'm fucked up, love this
I'm out, I won't be a hero
Now I'm strong, funny, and I'm slight
All right!
This guy just balances on
on his head, like every two seconds
It's like Ronald fucking Dean, y'all
It's just, it's right on his head, flicks me
All right, gold three, I guess
But then the next time I play
I play a 1v1, I'm gonna win 11-0.
Ha ha!
I mean, this is winnable, this would be disgusting if I came back!
I'm trying to keep you to a watchous post
Waking up tonight
Maybe we can sleep
Make you banana bang
Till our kiss
Don't need a can of daddy
We'll pretend it all the time
And can't just see that it's just brand new
There ain't no need to go outside
you
you
you
you
you
70% of the games, not 80%, 100% of the games are stream snipers.
Oh, God!
He's giving me back shots.
All right, what's your port?
He's got an epic.
Like I'm not doing this. I'm not doing this
Spoon boom sting job. Yep mark on rock-a-bee
Boom, you're bad. You're getting fucking banned. I'll do anything about it. You're bad. Oh
There's the tick tock promotion, bro. Please get some fucking ass
Look at me for weirdo this guys. This is my keyboard and mouse account. I have 20 hours proud
He's a champ tournament winner. He's EU. Thanks for the pre thanks for the free promo. Oh, yeah, Mark
Yes, sir, bro. I'll give you all the attention that your mom doesn't.
Because your mom is out of the club every night, getting dicked down!
Getting dicked down!
Dicked down!
I'll give you all the attention that your mom doesn't.
You stream-slampin' fucking shot!
My bad for Q and once a once is the off stream mode. I'll like if I keep if I only play once on stream
I will literally go to Silverton. I'm not infidding every game. It's a smurf. It's not some games
It's every game it is a smurf because nobody plays once
Every game it's a smurf every game
Like, like, not 90%! 100% of games at this point!
Who's in the stream going, oh, Jynxxy, oh, hey!
Promote my TikTok! Jynxxy, my mom doesn't love me, Jynxxy!
Promote my TikTok! Jynxxy, my mom doesn't love me!
me basic aerial equals merge you don't have a rock in your head or do you have
rock in your head he's a champ term and winner queuing gold 3 once and he's not
even on his main account he's setting the old chap that he's the grand champ
Are you fucking dumb or stupid?
Is this worth the stress of falling out of there?
Are you tired of me yet?
I'm gonna stick right now, but I swear
When you're ready, I will fly us out of there
I'll hide my chest and I'll figure out a way to get us out of here.
I don't know what that was.
Turn off your porcelain face
I can't really think right now in this place
It's too many drugs and I'm too drunk
All of us are insane
Are you dead?
Sometimes I think I'm dead
Cause I can feel a ghost that was robbing my head
But I don't wanna fall asleep just yet
I went to reach out for one sec...
I went to reach out for one second!
Oh my God!
No, I'm not braiding your ass hairs. Get me an eye-byes better.
I don't know where
My pupils are but I'll figure out a way to get us out of here
We've got a love of this monster
That doesn't love me
Yippie!
Yay!
Over there
Suck my dick.
WHAAAAAT?!
Say you swear to god!
Just put it in the net!
Come on dude, come on dude.
I've slept for the first time in a long time
Use yourself simply to the sunlight
These bare walls seem to go in bright
But the warm light I'm calling soon can only just
You can't just run away, you can't just run away
You can't just run away, you can't just run away
I get tired of the first party in a long time
You said you can't run away, but I'm sorry
You're not made for by me inside
46 minutes on a turn back come on
What happened I need me scored in once actually what happened I
Went for the boost I shouldn't have done that
I
She thought she'd make it, I ain't gonna hold y'all
From the floor to truckers, now I'm on the road, ay
Just a drop of alcohol, I don't know if you can go y'all
Well, I'm on your block, and I'm on Phoenix Line, I'm cold, ay
you
you
you
you
you
No, weird messages.
We got a tournament in 40 minutes, dude.
Binks wins cheered 300 bits, the ball day I had the bottom left is pretty realistic.
Thankfully high-vives can any desk in and play for you Stinks TZ.
RIP my lover.
Hirofant 700 and 19 cheered 500 bits, please play last of us next absolute perfect writing
and amazing story. Especially over GTA, GTA story comes nowhere close.
One cheered 300 bits, hey Junko I started RDR2 it's so peak love you.
Yes it goes bruh.
Yes it fucking is my boy.
Yes it fucking is dude.
Yes it is my boy.
B7 it cheered 200 bits, yo Jinx see when are you changing your Xbox user name, Evo
Junko is getting old.
It's actually a good question, I might change it on the day of the receipt season.
I gotta think of something, I'm my PFP's compass fog.
Julo 66 cheered 200 bits, Heyando won't join my minecraft realm.
Out of my backpack dude.
This car is so fine.
Mackel cheered 300 bits, who is Zen?
Is that Naz's son?
Nice predict falls EL 7777 liters.
Look, I got all the time to work on my pickle.
You got a company?
Yaz are 121 cheered 200 bits.
Jinxed, so you should listen to Cloud9 by Beach Bunny
if you like Prom Queen.
I- I already know that song.
What in the fuck did you do?
It is like I'm floating.
Never. That game is a torture simulator.
I'm never beating that game.
I- like, Jumpscare, that's already a torture simulator.
Epic Europe 0408 cheered 200 bits.
Hey Jinxed C army guy here again.
Much love to you but can you please send me a kiss?
It would boost my morale.
Alright we got TTS going.
She is 200 bits, epic needs to add a short boss to the game for you, paid from the Mariana Trench, ecstasy out.
Bro enough with the outros guys.
Ecstasy out, bro you're giving yourself an outro for a twitch chat.
Daddy gun to score 67 cheered 200 bits daddy John go can I grease your bald
little slug head up and slip it up my bum up down up down up down
Nick's sick tricks eat cheered 200 bits hey jinx see what do you think of your
magic channel nyx citrix also play with sketch you lardo
you can collect the mind of sport cheered 200 bits hey jinx see hope you're
doing good will you ever do our six hide and seek again
I don't have a popcorn loooong!
It's a CHICK!
And I got spoiled on Jesus.
I don't bake.
I don't know.
I've said this for fucking six years.
If you still don't believe me, then you're clearly never going to change your mind.
So just keep it to yourself.
If I baked, I wouldn't just be able to stream.
I wouldn't just be able to stream.
I wouldn't just be able to stream.
I wouldn't just be able to stream.
just be able to stream for hours without vaping.
Brendan Bantz cheered 200 bits. Jinx, see can you say Brendan is my goat?
Listen, listen, listen, this is a tournament of 30 minutes by the way.
Frosty cheered 200 bits. Hey Baldi, when is the next GTARP stream?
977 cheered 500 bits at Jinx see I love you man helped me though a lot love from
Sin City PSTAP 67 of wet okay this is why I never go off the wall cuz I just
get clipped on the goalposts the goalposts is like literally it's like a
I don't think I can trap him
Zed 131x cheered 500 bits, page on go
Dictance QE cheered 200 bits, you look like a sperm cell such a charm
So I've Waven had a great cheered 200 bits, show home.
gg underscore flare cheered 300 bits when is drake may call out
big boys some two cheered 300 bits jinxed so you need to do a terrarium
playthrough also you look like kai you I don't look like fucking guy you
I use a little kid.
I have a bro that's mad, y'all.
Our 73R cheered 300 bits.
High-vives please turn jinxed seagay so I can crack his large juicy cheeks.
Oh my god. Wow.
Pirafant 700 and 19 cheered 500 bits, play last of us next please.
Buck 42 cheered 200 bits, Hey Nick, just wanted to say thanks for all the liquor you bought for me and my high school friends last weekend.
Jack, again, if you believe that you're just a FUCKING DUMBATS!
Oose's cheered 200 bits, I would let you rail my bum into a black hole.
Holy ball control, I mean it's like 2014 Neymar?
Once a Mipanta cheered 500 bits, hey Jinx, see a Mathir 3 sub for 34 months, you have
made me laugh on my darkest days, I'm rather getting money every day then buying weed
I will stay here until I die, I love you and keep it up.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, I, wait, no, no, no, I thought it was...
Henry Webb's cheered 200 bits.
Yo, Eggstein, when's my invite to the island?
That was gonna say, there's no way, right?
There's no way this is happening!
box underscore cheered 200 bits, when his rocket lobe.
What do you think about- I mean, open your eyes!
Just get over him!
K1NNTH cheered 200 bits.
Hey Jinx, see you look especially ugly today.
You're asshole.
Don't you dare.
My hunt's 7,667 cheered 300 bits, baldy baldy over there what's it like to have no hair is it hot or is it cold I cause him not bald.
Rusty Mermon he cheered 200 bits, Jinxie smirk slightly if you miss Peggy BTW this gonna
be clipped and she will see.
Bro, get a life, man.
If you olive cheered 200 bits,
Hygelco, you should play the game until dawn.
I think you'd make a really fun play through of that.
Love your streams.
I'm gonna kill myself.
I'm gonna end my life in Grand Theft Auto Class.
Not in real. Oh my god, oh my god.
I'm so bad.
Oh my god.
I'm so bad.
Yeah, 6-7!
6-7!
Yeah!
6-7!
6-7!
Let it go!
XX4 is cheered 200 bits.
Uh, so cute.
Uh, just so perfect.
Totally negative.
Chat, where to do 30 more minutes?
Oh, Bob.
How do you want me to close?
How do you want me to close?
Right, right, right.
Turn around.
Turn around.
You look like a wish kit.
Maybe for your wish you can wish to be good at games, you chud.
Fredders, one, two, three, four, two, cheers, 200 bits.
Hey, Jinx, see hate from Florida.
Hope you have a bad day. Also happy birthday
In security 0408 shit 300 bits pay jinxed see army guy here again much love from Alaska
kiss
Yo, Tan and Out of Us gifted from the Out of Us gift.
Out of Us. Thank you for the Tan Velcro checks.
Payness, chair 300 bits. Think about proposing to my girlfriend.
Would you be my best man? We watch you religiously.
I'll be your virtual best man.
Over the metal.
Desi 839 cheered 200 bits, you'll never play music again, your music taste is like a 5 years old trying to be a gangster.
Yeah, happy Sunday to you too, my boy. Can we get some positivity going? I mean, Jesus Christ!
Wow, the lead block!
Shaden Law cheered 200 bits, you look like the thumb from Spy Kids to search it up.
I saw the movie. I don't look anything like that, bro. All right? Look at me on the face!
Bruce's cheered 200 points out of the day.
Somebody in the chat just typed L positivity. Okay.
King's all cheered 245 bits. Hey Jinx, see it's me again. I'm an active duty marine
in 2.5k credit card debt. Can you help me?
So I could pay for that.
Bush underscored dog 31 sheared 200 bits. Listen to treaty of revival trust.
You're not easy.
Erickson cheered 200 bits. Hey Nicholas, please fist me with your sexy bald head.
Alright, alright. We are gonna shut this off. I didn't know if we're gonna make 7PM official.
This is disgusting. This is actually gross.
Damp meat ball underscored cheered 200 bits. Hey Jinx, see have you listened to the
new baby keem album.
Now.
You ever heard of Keem? If I go for the ball or do any of my teammates like a one-on-one
album?
To speed it, cheered 405 bits. Jinxed, see, I heard about you from my friend and said
we won't play Kazoo in Champ, but I love your content. You with him brings joy, Bob.
Me with him brings joy to you. I mean, what type of sick, psychotic shit is that?
Not a shit is that.
Me whiffing brings you joy.
Amalon is Corali 7, cheered 200 bits.
Hey Jinx, see wings are getting cold protein shake.
Terms is 20 minutes chat.
Will tonight be the first ever...
The Chee Best Doggo cheered 200 bits.
Look up Rufus from Kim Possible Yacht wins.
I'm so locked down with these things.
Lovezie with the 50 gipsy stuff.
She's in the round's corner. She had 300 bits.
Lovezie, great guy, my ass!
So long as the 18 bits.
W with the lovezie knife. Thank you very much.
Chad, if Lovezie gets into a 7-picture, she's safe.
I'm not an alien!
It's about to be more use
Henry underscore boy zero seven cheered 200 bits. Why do you look like Humpty Dumpty? Love you John go
and zero tire hyper beast she had 300 bits how does it feel that your daddy got
turned in finals.
Uh, Zen still to go.
Massage handbrake.
Roughly honest, yes.
The key olive cheered 300 bits.
Hygiene go, you should play the game until dawn.
Love your streams.
Alright, if we blow this, if we blow a 2 gold even 9 seconds left,
I'm literally going to lodge a controller up my ass.
Like, I'm serious.
He's cheered 200 bits, snot rocket.
Burgerundicecorking234 cheered 200 bits, after the gameplay mojo by J-Woo.
I'm putting you on ISDG.
What?
Got the milk with the five-gifted.
Got the milk, appreciate it, the five-gifted.
Love you, dude.
Fuckin' love you, dude.
Fuckin' love you.
Purified a cheered 200 bits.
Listen to North-North by Vince Staples by the way ID hit raw.
What did you say at the end there?
I hit it raw.
How about, uh, I dunno, asking for consent?
I wouldn't allow you to do that!
Yeah, that takes it. That's probably the most disgusting request of the day.
Uh, like me, uh...
Love you too, man. That's false, Timmy.
Kale with the five gifts in a W. Kale and the...
I can't pretend if I get the man.
A Kingslayer underscore X cheered 200 bits.
Jinxed C I love you bro I have faith you will hit diamond one day.
Appreciate you my boy.
Jack with the 10 gift and subscriptions W to Jack into the chat.
Re-e-e-but cheered 200 bits.
Jinxed C please play Ghost of Tsushima it's such a goaded game.
I've actually heard about that game now. I heard that game is dead.
It's like you're a samurai or something, and you like fight bosses. It's like similar to light hell to me.
Ascot underscore dsds cheered 300 bits.
Hagell and Co have a good stream.
I've heard about that game. It might come to cover down.
Straight with the 10 gifted. WJD chat.
King Chedonine cheered 200 bits.
Pajonco loved the new cut.
Can't wait to rub you bald head when you give me BJs.
Hate from St. Petersburg.
Oh my god!
You should be ashamed of yourself!
How would you feel if your mom saw you typing that?
Legitimately!
It's 4N3 cheered 200 bits.
Chintz didn't have this tough problem until he came out that he liked men.
Also, I never said wha-
In those underscore key share 300 bits, can you please go live on Google Translate?
Hey bro, that's not possible, even if it was I would never do it!
Well they're in route cheered 200 bits, hey scrotum just wondering, do you count as a human?
I want to use you as a chair.
As soon as you say hey scrotum, I'm immediately checked out.
It's not my name.
Brandon Coyne for cheered 200 bits, hey Gilly, can you come over again and fondle with my butter and even braid them?
We are really close to shutting the shit off.
We were gonna shut it off for the tournament. I might jump this shit off sooner. I mean, this is absolutely insane
Mad at stress live 13 cheer to 200 bits. Please play GTA story mode very soon big team McGee out
I will. You guys, the next story again. Alright, you missed the ball.
Bro, I'm not gonna jump when I see my teenage young man.
Can you one minute, MTH? Cheered 200 bits. You look weird.
Two person one two three four four cheered two hundred bits.
Hey Jinx, see my name is Link and I am a big fan love from Florida.
Appreciate the support, Link, much love to you, man.
I am currently losing my mind on this fucking game.
F.R. 1 nest, cheer 200 bits, put me in coach.
What?
Uh, bro, bro, what?
Put it over the middle.
Put it over the middle.
Put it over the middle.
Ah.
B.R.O.K. underscore a 2-2 cheer 200 bits.
You should watch the Cheltenham Town versus Salford Highlights.
You know what, bro?
I think I would legitimately rather get punched in the face.
I would watch.
Marks underscore five thousand and eighty three hundred bits.
Is this Paramount plus hate from Cuba?
But I can't because I get banned when I watch Adelaide so we can't do it.
I got a copyright strike.
To Amituglory cheered two hundred bits.
Hey Johnco, you little goona fart wins the goonathon with Carter and me too and calls me famous.
You, what the fuck is this car?
Uh, you're looking at the rarest car in Rocket League.
Joseph, Carter's cheered 200 bits.
You look like Martin Schiertel.
I don't, dude, I don't know what that is.
Hop on John, Cheetah slow bro.
Again, I'd rather be stopped into a locker than take jumpsuits.
Jinxed Seagulli cheered 200 bits.
Jinxed Seagulli can we play the 2v2 tournament together as I'm a goalie.
Yeah, but bro, no, you're like fucking champ.
I wouldn't earn no tournament.
Like, I have a 1-1.
I hate playing with people that are like...
Assasloath cheered 200 bits.
Hey, Jessica, how is your day going?
God damn it!
3EGLE11 UNDISCORE CHEERS 200 BITS.
Yo what's up Jinxie I just want to tell you that you're so flippin amazing lalalalalalala
Can you give a kiss for me please I am feeling down today Zaddy.
You're flexi-wasting your vichy at 200 bits, page out your hair looking good.
Thanks man.
What hair?
I know you're being stuck out.
You hit like a girl.
I just cheered 200 bits, Cajunco did you also shave down below if you did, can you show us?
Excuse me, what?
Did I shave down below and couldn't show us?
I just cheered 200 bits, any thoughts on playing Counter-Strike eventually?
probably bro the thing is like I'm just gonna be so ass-added because I don't use mouse
and keyboard do I'll underscore clash 12 cheered 200 bits page on co I love your stream
I never ever get bored, love to grow.
That's Mitty and I'll cheer to 200 bits.
The Rocket League gameplay was so good today I don't notice the alien in the corner.
That cheered to 200 bits when his geek rocket league street. Oh
Geek rocket league ah someday dude, but I don't know dude like I want to do it
But I also don't want to promote me, but I want to do it, but I know I probably won't do it
He's to 505 shit 300 bits page in see can you make a tutorial on how to shave your sec?
So Shai-sti Chi at 200 bits, bring back the Kimish haircuts, Mr Big Toe.
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PS, you're an extra-terrestrial, mate.
All right, man.
Enough with the GTS!
I'm about to cut it early.
I saw a boy that had a great cheer at 200 bits, show ho.
No, alright, we'll give it li- ah, 13 more minutes.
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I mean, if you're gonna be honest, I would probably squeeze my pants.
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Why, why didn't I?
My day is good. Day is good. Honestly, my day is great.
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BTW is like...
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Hey Jinx just wanted to say thank you for the stream and it was fun to watch RLCS with you today.
Thanks for making me laugh life has been torture the past few years and you make a positive difference for me.
Now that was probably the sweetest mess I've ever heard.
Thank you.
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We like just had a good one too. We just...
Oh my god, we just had a good one.
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Thank you. Thank you, man.
Tournament is in nine minutes.
Yeah, we should have enough time for one more game, right?
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Hey jinxed, see I'm a EU gold one, and I think I do win against you in a 1v1 PLS1 match.
Bro, gold one?
Dude, I'm like flat two. Come on, dude. Come on, dude.
I'm sorry, Mr. Slav.
I'm not here to get you.
Thank you, bro.
Stop, stop, stop chasing me.
You care you look like a sperm cell
You can't let me enjoy that one goal
Look at us go jump flip
The biggest most over
Cheers 300 bits. You're my goat jungle
I got interceded because of you embarked to hit flat for the second time ever
That puts you in like the top
Quite like 40% 45%
Me if you're a better than average
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Hey I had work and I missed the stream, could you restart the stream?
Shave those pubes off your first hate for more hate out there.
We're not restarting the stream because you're late, like bro.
You can go in the VOT!
His underscore would be cheered 300 bits. I farted my bat.
That's it, highbites get it off. Highbites get it off, get it off. I'm gonna go again.
We're back.
In those underscored kimchi and 200 bits,
Hey, Junko, can you touch me on the balls?
Yeah, all right, that's it.
High-bives.
Get it off!
Chetis on a scam.
A guy just asked me if my legs shake when I come and then the next message was can you
touch me on the balls?
We're done.
This was the last game anyways.
Wait, I gotta stop scoring cause like the tournament's in six minutes.
No, I'm good, I'm good.
Okay, the tournament's in six minutes.
Thank you.
Today is the day we get our first ever tournament win.
Here, come on.
But I'm trying to not score, let me stop scoring.
Or I'm gonna run out of time. Yeah, I'm gonna run out of time.
So I was gonna go AFK, because I thought he was AFK.
And then the one time I don't cover the ball, he... okay.
I
It's gonna be, wait, what?
It's gonna be close.
Okay.
The tournament.
Okay.
Okay.
What a jump are you?
Faith and humanity have been restored.
All right, turn of the minute in two minutes.
Let me get a water and sign it up.
Yeah, yeah, but I cannot forget to make sure
all my niggas don't spend any money.
No question, do I think about it?
I never said I don't.
What do I know when I stop in a phone?
Chopping your prices, you know that they don't.
Show me as we get it, you know that it's gone.
I swear that we've been at this shit for so long.
I'm gonna ask you something, not tell her no.
All right, chat.
Turn of the minute is in, two minutes.
Wait, I don't want to random teammate.
Balls with a black?
Balls with a black?
Bro, balls, you said somebody invites that like.
I can't even.
All right.
Give me a hug.
Okay, so, okay, so it's a good option later.
All right.
We're going in Sora.
We're going in Sora, we're going in Sora!
We're going in SORA!
We're going in SORA, fuck it.
Thank you.
Thank you.
All right, ladies and gents.
Jadis and lentilmen first ever to wait oh my god I thought I got kicked out
first ever tournament win coming in right the fuck now in the number two one
Brett the governor to one is that a sperm LOL no Brett it's my face hey
Hey, Jinxy, you look like shit.
First-ever tournament right now.
Last night, we made it to top four for the first time ever.
Chat, first-ever tournament win
happened right now, dude.
Chat, I'm telling you.
Caleb, thank you for the 10 gifts in Caleb.
Chat, if we don't want the 2v2 tournament,
We're going to win the 33, but I don't know.
I'm going in solo, fuck it.
I got my best finish in the tournament,
literally just going in solo.
So I don't know, maybe there's a method to that.
Spreading negativity, okay.
Ignore the love.
Battlefront to win.
Half past 12 I was gone a lot, I had been far from ice.
Dear Jim C, this is my first and last message. I just want to say that you look like an albino
toenail, and I got inspired by high-vives. P.S., you should let Carver fondle your balls,
or fulfill his desire. Wait, what? Who said fondle balls? Fuck you, Voldemort.
Siege? Jack. I might not get on Siege tonight, but I'm definitely going to be on Siege tomorrow.
I think tomorrow I'm going to do solo champ because I kind of want to try to win a tournament tonight
And I I plan on streaming for like 10 or 11 hours. I mean, maybe I'll get on Siege
Like later later. I don't know though, but tomorrow I'm for sure gonna get on Siege
You're a pussy. All right. I don't know how that core late said I think I'm saying
Now dude I'm like for real trying to win a tournament like that as I'm gonna play
But 2v2's down with 3v3's.
we lost yep we fucking lost their name is ball before booze we lost what the
fuck is our name bro their name is ball before booze we lost
Check it out non-salon I look do you see that that's aura
Bro this car has so much or look at that look it out look at it
All right ladies gentlemen, let's win
my teammate type take the shot he's locked already love this guy he's typing
I'm lagging like a bitch.
What is this flag?
I knew it was good as soon as it's all their team name
What the fuck was that what was that like literally
Did my face be flip
Yeah!
Whoa, what is that for a celebration for the celebrations aura
Yes!
Over the middle, over the middle!
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We're in top eight and we're dominating let's dominating
Seconds of rapid drama, fun to go on your father
No matter if you hold on, they say I ain't judge
I'm a, let's get some way off
They know we business, ain't business, and they can't get it
Just go fast, fast, fast, shit's something
But I got a place better get you a ticket
Up to the level, back to where the c-
We're good, these guys suck
We're good
I mean this is what I mean it's like watch watch I'll explain after just watch
look at what he does so instead of letting me save it
It's like I'm telling you all of my random teammates have like this psychotic like addiction so like not letting me touch the ball
like
They would rather die than let me touch the ball. It's so annoying to play with
It's like bro. I could have just stayed back. I literally could have saved it
Yeah
It's like, how do I describe it?
It's like, this guy would explain it.
My teammates play like, I'm not even like,
they literally play like my car doesn't exist.
Like, if I'm closer to the ball, they don't care.
If I can make a save, they don't care.
They don't do anything.
They don't do anything.
Like, they literally don't do anything.
Nothing.
My team does not do jack shit, literally.
Have a habits. What is this?
Oh no, not don't do jack shit. It's like, they, like, they just ignore my car completely.
Like they just run through me.
How many? Wait, what? How many attempts for Jixie to score on you?
Well, like, this is hard. I think if I was actually, like, really focused on trying to prevent him from scoring, probably, like, I don't know, 150, but, I mean, he can easily, like, accidentally score a kickoff goal.
He can just jog against me.
I don't think he's scoring a whole game.
No, I'm not sure. And if Jinx did, like, the 100 versus 1 against me, like, he wouldn't score, because I just wouldn't go for the kickoff, and I'd just say a net, and say, and then the score.
and then the score. It's literally so easy. I don't know how I was then lost. Unless you had to take the kickoff, even still you're like, you can just like, take the kickoff every time, you just wiggle the ball.
I think I could do it a thousand versus one of eight strings to get.
Alright dude. Dude. No one has even beat me in a hundred of a body. I mean, come on buddy.
I don't can see you.
I full try out the Kinsco.
Exotic? Did you just? Exotic.
Let's go. Infinite. Maybe we will not be able to.
Alright, what the fuck is this? Hi guys! I mean...
What the fuck? Like, hi guys, what is this, bro?
I mean, Jinx is pretty good, so probably like 10.
I don't want to overwrite myself. I mean, okay, if I'm being serious right now, like...
If I fully log in, probably like 70 gold or something.
Thank you, Brad. This guy's here on this one.
67.
I think I could beat him in like a 99-0 challenge.
I think we're taking like 150.
Nobody's done it, so...
Nobody's done 100.
Nobody's done 100.
Also, Joyo, if you don't go for the kickoff, bro,
I'm just gonna dribble it out your net
and then 50 you on the floor.
It's not possible to hunt a room stop. I'm a corn ball
bro
All right boys top eight lock the fucking yo these guys have aura
Bro, their name is just ff these guys have fucking aura these guys have aura. All right, man
We're top eight bro lock in lock in
Yo, rough predictions.
Top 8.
Alright, everybody.
All the horror he had just went out the window.
This guy's a topper on his car.
We're going to win by five.
Why are you fooling out, you rappers callin'?
You're creditin' me with this man.
Fuck.
Turnin' the fuck up, I was just in the car.
You're a bitch, you're a creep, you got the car.
I'm a man, I'm a man, I'm a car.
I still have to be like Kennedy, yeah.
2170, Kevin Mac.
2170, not waitin' to look, and I pull up,
wanna shoot your ass in the back.
Steward, you're a murder, niggas in the back.
I can fill a G, you think I crack?
I'm a word, you're a creep, you bitch.
I am not going to be in this thing at home.
But listen to me, listen to me, listen to me
until I pull up on a snap.
I'm out of the back.
Watch him on the house.
Watch him from my house.
Keep shooting.
It's a smiley guy.
Some of the shots.
Reveal it at the camera.
Stop the fucking black.
Who's with your friends playing Nintendo?
I was-
Chat, top eight, bro.
If we win this, it's best of three.
Come on.
Come on.
I'm out of the back.
See, I'm great.
I got top.
We look good.
I'm singing this kind of deal.
Eight great stars playing football.
And I was right here.
I ain't great.
That
You have a topping on your card you're not
Are you fucking
Eat you
Wait, but, okay, chat, legitimate question.
How are two EU players playing an NA tournament?
I thought it was whoever hosted the game.
You know what I mean?
How are too many of you players playing at each other?
Alright, let me focus.
Oh, you can swap servers?
Really?
I don't think you can do that.
Alright, let me focus.
These gold players need to get, like, out of game.
I
Be right now come on let's get semis
Yes!
Yes!
Yes!
I
Bro my car exists like my car does exist man Jesus
you stupid fuck let me hit the ball oh my god are you a nurse's sister watch
yeah let's just put it over the middle
Okay, of course the ball just drops inside my pussy, it's like, look at the ball, look
at the ball.
Alright.
What did he do here?
some of you jibble and do it right?
Yeah, that's like a disease. I don't know
Literally on God, that's his fault like I can clear it. It's like a disease
But if you don't think that's his fault then you have a for IQ I mean he just acts like his teammate doesn't exist
that's all it is. It's 100% his ball.
This is rage bait, right? He just passed it to the other team while I'm in that.
It's just pure rage bait. It's the same thing with every teammate.
They all just act like my car doesn't exist.
And they hit the ball every time it gets close to them.
Nice touch, bro.
I mean, oh my god.
Alright, like to be fair, he's did the worst touch of all time, but I don't watch
that much.
Alright, time to act, whatever.
I don't know, like, just watch the game with an open mind set.
He goes for the ball every time, no matter what.
Oh god!
I'm not kidding.
Skip these, you're not...
Wow.
So I have a full heap of boots.
He has no boots and he runs me off the road.
We probably would have scored this.
I was gonna line it over the middle and then demo the guy in the back.
Yeah, I see.
This is the problem now.
I have, like, as soon as I commit, the game is over,
because he's always overcommitted.
Yeah, I know you're gonna go for it.
Go to the ball man, I'm in net!
Now you don't want to go!
my god
I'm in that
how is that a demo
how is that a demo
I can't. I can't do it. It's just they they just no matter what I mean literally
no matter what I cannot do it. Like I can't, no matter what he goes to the ball.
No matter what! He doesn't care if I have boosts, he doesn't care if he has boosts, he doesn't care if I'm closer to the ball, he just goes every time.
That is literally AIDS! AIDS!
I'm just sitting in that the whole game.
Wow. That is fucking AIDS.
That is straight-up fucking AIDS, dude.
I'm about to go past them.
Oh my God. It's actually incredible man. It is fucking incredible. Every human being that
plays this game that is in the range of silver to platinum does not care where you are on
the field. They don't care how many boosts you have. They don't care if you're closer
to the ball for this ball. As soon as they see the ball they're like I have to touch the ball no matter
what. So then I either have to like if I want to play any offense I either have to double commit
with them and leave the net wide open or just sit in that. So I just sit in that. There is nothing
I can do. Stop complaining. Is it not a valid complaint though? I mean just to basically be
fighting against my teammate for the ball when I shouldn't be. When I was full boost and there was
eight seconds left and it was three to three that game and he ran me off the road. It's like I'll punch
you in the face like blue. Like I had a full kit of boost. I've let you play offense for the last
five games now. I have a full kit of boost and there's eight seconds left and you're running me
off the road. It's like I don't know if you're a narcissist, you're a plat, I'm plat. We
We suck, okay?
We suck.
Let's play as a team and try to actually like
use our human minds instead of ramming me off the road.
Holy fuck.
Jicks, think about it.
Think about it, good thing.
You do the same.
Yeah, man, I don't know.
Maybe like once every 187 scenarios,
I steal the ball from my teammate.
Nine times out of 10, I'm the guy sitting in that
just trying to like not over-perfect my teammate.
Five times, what, what, what, what, what?
9 times out of 10, I'm the guy in the back, like open your fucking eyes!
HAD EYES!
I'm not tilting. It's just annoying having teammates who just steal the ball.
Cool. Like, I'm capable of scoring. Just get the fuck out of my way!
Like, I'm so tired of getting ran off the road. See, he deaded it and then moved out of the way.
My last teammate would have deaded it and then jumped into the ball and then I would have hit
in his car and we've got counter attacks for him.
Later.
teammate misses the ball
I'm done! I'm done! I'm done!
Why did that guy just go for the mid boost, what was that?
No accountability?
I don't know, I'm pretty accountable, my teammate ran me off the round dude, I don't
I don't know what you want me to say.
Like, let me tell myself here. I know I suck at the game.
I also know my teammates suck at the game. We're the same rank.
But I'm not the one running into my teammates to get the ball.
That's every single person that I play with for the most part.
You can say cope. It's right in front of your eyes.
All you all you all you big bro
It's just a game, yeah man, it's just a game, that's what Tower J is.
you just double committed? uh yeah i did it's four to one in a two v one like come on guys
guys when i'm in a tournament i like find one clip of me doing that in the last week please
i'm like the most respectful teammate ever all my teammates want to do is just
let me score so i'm just like all right i'll be golden for 25 minutes man i got you bro
Because they don't get back on defense. They do not get back on defense. They don't do it. They don't care.
We got a 3v3 tournament in 15 minutes.
Do we go in solo or get a team? Accountability? I'm right. I don't know. I'm just a logic man.
I'm correct. I literally know I'm correct.
Because there was eight seconds left on the clock
and my teammate ran me off the road when I had full boots.
And we would have scored.
What are you doing, Matthew?
What are you doing?
What are you doing?
Are you high on weed?
Oh, this guy looks pretty good, man.
Where are you at?
Alright, Sousa on Lapid's Q.10.
This arrow?
It's my teammate, fucking I, or what?
There it is.
Yep, just run right into the back of my car.
Alright.
I'm actually about to like fucking freak out.
Watch the replay.
this well done man you managed to like do the only possible thing to allow that
goal clip me in the back of my car
whoa what is that all right my team engine drug addicts where is he going
I guarantee you, Leppin, this is not my one.
I guarantee it.
All right, boring, boring, boring, smurf, skull-chip, teammate.
I'm about done.
I mean, oh my god, this, this, eh, yeah, yeah, yeah,
left of air rolling, spinning through the sky,
and then my teammates like literally high on lead.
You smoke the portrait, bro,
you've been running up and down the walls
for three minutes.
your alpha your alpha alpha
Hey man, let's forfeit, dude, for the love of Christ.
You spend 80% of the game 200 yards away from the ball.
Yo Alpha, what is that?
You see what he does on the kickoffs?
You can't make this shit up. You can't.
He flips behind me into their half.
He flips like, please tell me you're seeing this, right?
My teammates are like, Satan spawns.
Like, I hit the ball, first human being, he's a bot.
I thought there was no bots in the ring.
First human being I've ever seen that flips through the play.
I honestly kinda just want to watch out for him.
Like, I didn't want to play.
He refuses to forfeit.
Your turn.
We'll go for the kickoff and like the ball will bounce to the sides.
Alpha for the second time this game just flips right behind me into nothing.
Like into oblivion.
So he immediately pulls our net away.
I
What is this? What is this?
Yep
And then this this guy's smirking the lettuce guy
I don't know if like you have a rock in your brain or something we're not
winning the game first off you're the worst human being that ever touched
platinum like skill wise you're the worst player ever on top of that he's
Can we just fork it out?
So, what are the last four?
What are the last four?
What are the last four?
There he is.
All right, I see you're not joining.
Yo, Alpha, I don't know if you were like sent by the CIA to like ruin my mental fortitude,
but you did it, man.
First off, why were you flipping into their half and then running alongside the walls?
Are you like baked or something?
I'm not kidding when I say this, on God, so you know I'm not lying, you're the worst teammate
I've ever had in my life.
Not even just in Rocket League, in any game ever.
I've had teammates in R6 that have TK'd me that I've enjoyed more than you.
When you had the kickoff, you would jump over the ball.
When I had the kickoff, instead of playing the second touch, you would just randomly
flip into their ass.
And then like when the ball was in front of our goal line, I would look up and you were
just in their half running on the walls.
He's literally better than you.
You guys say that every time and then I won, we won them and I win.
Like if I sit here and say this is the worst you've ever had in my life, I win, like I'm
not bullshit.
I've said it three times, I've won the 1v1 every time.
Jack, how do you watch replays?
How do you watch replays?
Ready to win a tournament?
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Wait, who's our third? Balls?
Probably Balls. Yo, can you like, give me a host? Like, just get it now so we don't have to rush.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. You would have on me.
Profile Magic Black?
Alright. I think this guy was sent by the CIA.
Chad, how do I go to Magic Black? Where do I go?
You go to Profile, I think.
Seven is zero. It's like six out of a sort of five.
Why is high-rise car?
High-rise, what the fuck do you want, bro? Literally.
I can see.
That'd be high-rise.
How you doing, bro?
What do you want?
Listen, bro.
I know that range game gave you so well. It was a close game.
It didn't work out.
Look at this car. How do I spectate just him?
Is there a way to do that?
Yeah, so you want to keep hitting Y until it's player cam?
Player view? Yep, and then X.
here we go cat let's let's watch my platinum one 2v2 2v2
what is what is that what is that what the f*** is that
He's on the default camera, he's on the camera so do he.
What is that?
Highlights, I really don't need your commentary.
Alright, just running into the net, no one knows why, just I'm in a one beat, he's
He's just running him in the neck.
Running up the walls.
I think he's high on weight.
Like I think he's high on fucking weight.
What is this?
I've never even seen this.
Bro's just going for a stroll. I mean, when I tell you, this is the worst teammate!
We're 30 seconds in! He's making the worst possible decision every second.
Good ol' double commit. Yeah!
What would a Platinum 1, 2v2 lobby be without a double commit every 3 seconds?
I can't believe you got a foot on that thing.
I'm trying to start, yeah, one more minute.
I mean WHAT THE FUCK!
I'm going to make everything better like with 2.0s perfect.
Like, to make like, I would have lost a 1v2 to hockey because this guy is so, this guy
is so bad, like, this guy is so bad.
I would have had a better chance if he left the game because I'm like assuming he's gonna make contact with the ball
But he's like flipping everywhere
Runs by the ball
Right, shut up
Runs by the ball runs by the boost flips randomly for no reason
someone hijacked the console
This little lick that I've never seen a plat this bad ever. So here's what I think happened
I play the game and
The guy I played with is a dad or something and his little baby boy son who's five
Snuck on to his Xbox in the middle of the night Stotus controller and play
Get it. Oh my god, bro. Why do you all know where we're gonna be? Yeah, right in Beijing
if you get in fast enough I'll make it probably good but like if you have to be quick I'll just start it
guys we have time we have over a minute
remember last time we were like
WHERE IS THE ENDMIGHT
bro I'm spamming you
okay do we join her?
I'm joining you
give me a hug
now go get loaded
alright hey hey
Here's our team name.
No ball chasing.
You'll relax with the cortisol spikes.
Relax.
Cortisol spikes not even a real thing.
Listen, listen, listen.
Listen, look, my cortisol spikes every day I'm a totally fine.
Yo, if I'm close to the ball, let me hit the ball.
If you're close to the ball, I'll let you hit the ball.
If balls is close to the ball, I'll admit the ball.
If for literally an instant, if I see any of you
touch the ball when I'm close,
I'm gonna shut my thoughts a lot
and burn my PC to the floor, all right?
Y'all are not, yeah, this guy.
Y'all are not randoms, okay?
Y'all are literally in the corner,
like I'm in striking distance, all right?
So if I'm close to the ball, let me have it.
We're not gonna do any double commits
and we're sure you're not gonna do any, wow.
We're sure she's not gonna do any triple commits.
All right?
Yep, I'm upset.
Quarter's all not real chat, enough.
That's what some of our cars all speak to.
Yeah, my quarter's all good.
What?
You're telling me you're gonna play this fucking journey
with that Batmobile?
Are you dead ass?
No, I'm gonna call.
They're on a fucking octane at this point.
Nah, trust me, we're gonna win. There's a 4v3.
We got Ruan in the patch in the last few months, we'll win.
Oh.
Yo, kid, this fucking dirty start, bro.
God my car is so tough.
Shadow Zan, I'm Zan, I'm Zan.
Me fine.
Shadow Zan.
Alright, guys, if I'm going to win a tournament sometime this year, I'm going to lose my
mind.
I mean you like solo queue 30s, what do you expect bro?
Yeah, you say that but the only time I've gotten top 4 is solo queue.
So what does that even mean?
So just because you like finished top 4 once solo queue, it's gonna happen every single time?
I solo queue 2 times, I got top 4 and a top 8.
I've stacked with y'all and we've gotten top 32 and top 16 mature in a time.
I think we've gotten top 8 once.
What we got top eight once wow, so you're maybe we can get a participation trophy and a cookie while we're at it
So you're a star
I don't want to be yeah, and we want to one
Yo, yo buddy read it breathe out a good
You're fighting air right now nobody get yourself nobody dance. No, but again try it out
Yeah, look at the month
Hey look at the team name remember no ball chasing
Jack cortisol spike is not a thing. I'm my cortisol spike all the time. I don't find I look fine
Cortisol spike is not a thing
Oh
No, Jigsie we should low key be worried about you like like selling us bro
It's like this without you're playing fucking in your right session, bro
Yeah, in my right session. That was probably the angryest I've ever been in my life. So yeah
Okay, so no, this is unacceptable way the second time you played a warble because you were bad
Listen to yourself right now play the second touch and hold yourself accountable. You guys are both in that what is that?
I was not attached to good
Yeah, that's you
I'm going back, I'm going back.
Look at that, look at that pass.
Why is no one there?
I said I'm going back, I'm going back.
So balls, you should have went up.
When I said I'm going back, you should have went up.
We need to actually like focus.
Get out of the way, get out of the way.
Yeah, because I had to clear the ball.
I just got rammed in the back by my teammate.
Wow, I'm about to blow a gas tank.
You just have to clear the ball, what do you want to find?
You see, that's our old goal.
Yo, there's been one man and I don't think I've had one pause in common month. Jesus Christ
Oh my god, look at that look at that shit
Go on, I'm back go up close. Go up. I'm back. I'm back. I'm on the one
If one of us says we're going back immediately, turn your brain on and be like, all right,
I got to go.
All right, we should have to go.
It's right.
Have a good ball.
If one of us says I'm going back, just go up.
All right, every time.
Yeah.
I think we should have someone back.
Okay.
Why?
You are right.
Just call it up.
Call it up.
That's all.
We should.
That's also on it. We should we should communicate. Yeah, just say who's going we can't be late to a cake. But that's like silver shit
I'm gonna go up. We're black. Let's go
late
I mean
Yeah, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, Ryan look for the boost. I miss my contest. It's gonna be whatever
yeah
it's okay
it's okay
call the kickoff
yeah that ball is
yeah i'm gonna go for the second shot
trying i'm gonna go for the second shot
okay
got my nose stitching
fuck
i got the score
alright nice
brad i'm going
oh my god
Nice!
Good shit.
Bro, just say what you're doing and we'll win the tournament.
It is not rocket science.
Sam, you're doing it.
All we need is good problems and someone and then other things.
Because we'll leave out now.
Like that's just an easy go for anyone missing one.
Ryan, you got this.
I'll go, I'll go.
Paul, you play second dust.
Alright.
Alright.
It's actually really good.
Alright, keep talking.
I'm not tweaking, I'm just kicking, tired of losing.
You go Vols, I'm gonna go back.
Yeah, okay.
Man, I never have one.
Let's make it soon.
Sign you up, sign you up.
Someone, someone rebounds, someone rebounds.
I'm staying on half right now.
It's actually not a bad...
No way.
How do you bet?
Probably that was why I opened!
That was not easy.
OH MY GOD
I had to predict where the balls went, that was not easy
We're up early, we should be good
We should be up 3 to 1
I promise you would have missed that, I promise you
Nice
Over the middle, I demoed
I demoed I demoed
that's really the perfect set-up
I mean it's the perfect set-up if I'm yow-ming
NOOOOOO
THERE IT IS GUYS
where would it be a shit bro come on
let's win the tournament bro come on
I'm so tired of those things
you go you go you go you go
yeah but Ryan you gotta go for the second time
I know no, I know I like I saw you like backtrack. I know I forgot. I'm glad you know
I'm glad you know I'm just telling you what we gotta do. They see you can't see if you breathe it
You're like you're literally in cable
You can't just be like my back. It's I know I forgot. I know I forgot
What is wrong with this
been the same no no you've been not taking accountability for you you can't
take out a middle piece and serve up yes
Oh, he's dead.
I'm gonna have to run for that guy.
You have to start out.
I'm gonna boost.
Okay, that's...
Ah, we got him.
We got him.
It's okay, it's okay.
46 left.
Just focus on defense.
Okay, that's after that.
Perfect.
Perfect.
That is...
That is cash.
Shut in.
No, no, no.
I'm bumping, bump one, bump two, bump two, if I bump and go up man.
Yo, the only thing, like, bro, first off, in terms of skill we're probably the best
to check the teams see who's on kickoffs left goes for it the second the next
closest guy place the second time right every time the guy in the back place that
left always goes right with second thoughts and thoughts stays and going to
get also is done if you're going back like let's say you're going from front
to back call it out so people know so they can they can take your spot and
We know we can never have three people in the front never have people in the back. We've got loads of good rotate
I'm gonna go
Good start keep communicating. All right
Yeah
What's the man is your professional pringles scary team and never miss they got a false friend. It's so missed
It's like our fucking fourth attempt.
Like, who's the top post gutters, you lost by the way, and they killed 59, and then rectangle,
rectangle, rectangle.
Ah, they're like the rectangle names are usually like fucking toilets.
No.
Like the rectangle names, stuff.
like the names like the I don't know the weird names the little blocks and yeah
yes man but now I mean I don't see any strange life in things
Yeah, so we should be good.
Yeah, hopefully.
We play with a weapon or other, or a bomb, guess my next.
We should be good.
I'm going to take a missus or a lot of them.
Just mean the chat.
All right, you guys ready to go?
Let's go.
Chai, time to win, bro.
Time to lose.
Come on.
you're avoiding and tagging him and not one of my teammates and you're shocked at the
Let's go. Top 16 eh? Not bad dude, not bad.
The team won't play, I guess just won 5-1, so...
Alright.
Let's just communicate and lock in.
Forgot the shit.
Communicate and lock in.
Yeah, that's the other side.
Okay, okay, I'm back, I'm back.
Good old fucking show off the other bro.
Begging for attention.
You're my car actually, I'm so fucking calm.
Get out of the way!
You're James.
You're James here, what'd you think of Mark?
Oh.
Uh, is that Roddy on that?
Yep, Roddy in the kitchen.
Jack?
He's not existent.
Roddy's not real.
Hey, do you know someone just said, Roddy, shut the fuck up when I wasn't even talking.
quick, right is he farting on you?
uh, he's farting on you, what do you mean?
bro, he's farting on you, hold on, hold on
how do you turn your car like that?
oh god
you're just saying you're selling on the R&D
I think we're playing stream cybers
why do you think we're playing stream cybers, why?
because he was like talking to John
what did he say?
um, said something like yo jinx on it, said daddy jinxing
bro he did not say, he did not say daddy jinxing
he did bro
he did
what
oh he did
i find out team is afk so we should pick it
Let me try to get my score.
Nah, he's got 20,000, he's a sledge up.
The cohesive art has 7,000, and then I can't get it to be all I got.
Bro, Cory's typing in chat, but he's not reading up.
just wants to like enjoy the moment. Is Balz Luis Capaldi?
What? Who is Luis Capaldi?
Yeah, that's the color same. I mean, okay guys, I'll complete.
Alright, guys, win this, get to the top lane.
Exist equals Smurf. Call her equal Smurf, yeah, okay.
Yeah, I'm back, I'm back, I'm back.
I got Santa.
Alright he's got the 1501.
Focus, focus, focus.
I go, I go.
I go, I go.
I go, I go.
I go, I go.
You go.
Oh shit.
I got it.
Guys, what happened? I mean guys, come on, what happened?
I don't know what happened, to be honest.
I tried the one for the ball.
I tried the hat.
All right, balls, take it out!
It's like the worst possible start.
Guys, we said left goes, okay?
Yeah, I was left.
We're just throwing all the fundamentals out the rules.
Balls, what's going on?
Balls, left goes!
It's okay, it's good.
Balls, you're right.
You go right on behind us, don't just pick up the ball, Joe.
Okay, okay.
I think I'll ball somebody.
Nice, it's safe, it's safe.
Get it out, get it out.
Nice, Ryan.
Over the middle.
Nice, it's safe. Get it out, get it out.
Nice try. Over the middle.
What is that like bro? Sorry Samson.
I got it, I got it, I got it, I got it, I got it, I got it.
Yeah, I already said I got it.
Let's get it, let's get it.
How's that on the demo?
Open that.
I went too fast.
It's a 3v3, take it off.
Let's go, go, go, go, go.
someone's on
yeah yeah yeah
oh you said it somewhere
okay we're good we're good
we're walking
we're good we're good we're good
oh my god it's still like one path
it instantly beats him
but he's bad
but we'll go with such good
I didn't even realize
I'll go for the
yeah I know
is that Dutch?
We have some inside of, we have some inside of, what is that!?
AHH!
Dinksy, no no no no, don't say my fucking name!
Dinksy, Dinksy, listen, that was a bad, that was a really bad hit from balls, but-
Mute it! Mute it!
I have no boots and I'm trying to save it!
Balls, relax!
You put it in our net!
Oh shit.
I'm back up.
I fucked it up, Simon.
You got up.
Nice. Should have looked at it, but it's fine, it's fine.
Fuck, that was really bad.
I'm back, I'm back.
Okay, okay.
Got up, nice.
Nice.
I'm up, I'm up, I'm right up, somebody out coming.
Okay, okay, let us finish.
That's me.
You boss. You're on it, you're on it.
Oh, did you get away?
Okay, I'll stay back.
I'll stay back.
I'm going up.
all of us all of us way that's actually so close me involved come up I gotta
gotta gotta gotta that's just nice my trap and you you that's I'm okay yeah
He saved up
Oh my god see my time in there
Girl go up
That was
I have a shot I think
I'm down one, I'm up one, I'm up one.
They cleared it.
I guess in the low.
They're up.
Is that gonna matter?
That's gonna...
Go out, boys. I'm back.
Someone go for it, someone go for it.
I wasn't really bad at boss. It's okay. Yeah, I can say it's not fun.
So I'll go for it.
We're gonna have to start playing more offensive because we have 40 seconds to smoke.
Yo, let's start once we get it out of our half just to put everybody on offense.
Nice.
I was getting the boost, I was getting the boost, where were we going, where were we going
we gotta let go, we gotta go, hold on, I have a shot, I have a shot, I have a shot, now we got there
someone someone someone keep it up guys this was an absolute hatchet job
like literally like guys this was an absolute like I don't know I just got
box man bro it's I don't know y'all had no zero say it's like guys it's like a
bro I it's like a spy game how do you have no say not every like safe like
actually counts as a safe you know I don't like it I'd like to say it towards
the end of the game but it didn't go balls does nothing check balls balls
Oh so I'm the same guy who got this guy go
In 37 minutes, I don't know if you want to play that one
It's a pentagon. I'd rather get punched in the fucking lesson lesson lesson. It's not like what is it?
What Tony smell last that lines I'm out
Let's get on to you dude, let's get on I'm I'm broccoli go
Yo chat, I'm not even kidding all bull shit aside, just total champion all bull shit aside
I think I got sold every game. I'm like, I'm not just saying this to say this. I
I think I got sold every game.
And like, let's not get this confused.
Like I know I'm bad, but like, I actually think,
like I think every game I got sold, I'm not controlling.
Chat sold to the champion today.
Yo, the game is on Tom Clancy's Rainbow Six.
Put it on Rainbow Six season.
Chap, we're Diamond One, man, as of last night.
We are on the road to champion!
I'm not putting LTTS.
No, I need to lock in, I need to lock in.
I'm not, but Chap, it's, I gotta get champion.
All solo queue.
Lay with Richie, I'm doing solo to champ, or I would.
I'm doing solo to champ.
I'm only solo queueing to champion.
I'm only solo queueing a channel. Once you get a channel, I do whatever to fuck.
Stop being weird. How's that, what? Bro, I've been committed to this for like two months.
How would I just randomly stack and then ruin it?
The same people that are telling me to get a stack are the same people that are going
to say I'm carried.
Like bro, go fuck yourself.
I'm so raccoon to champ.
Once I do this, I'll never do it again.
But I'm so raccoon to champ.
Like what do you mean?
I'm adding it to life.
it's time to lock the free game.
Let me out of the way, let me out of the way.
Out of the way.
The screen's gonna go blue.
Out of the way.
Ladies and gentlemen, it is time to solo a Q to champion without further ado.
mods the game is on the wrong siege it's time to solo queue to champion f your
stream went down hi guys please fix it the game is on like the first siege ever
made hi guys look
isn't maybe it's just for me maybe just me have a look at my monitor
Oh, well, but it's just glitched for me.
Get well soon!
Um, what?
So, if you're the champion, let's do this shit.
We could actually do this tonight.
I gotta win five straight.
Which is so fucking possible.
Bro, I kind of like Nighthaving.
Can we then bank?
Orgin, orgin, orgin, orgin.
I'll suck a dick.
I
Chat not even to be that guy. I think we're gonna solve our queue to champion tonight. Oh wait wait wait wait
What the fuck is this matchmaking? I can't wait for ranked three point it up
Yo, what the fuck is this bro? Who is calling me bro? Oh, it's Richie
Hey, is that Richie?
Oh, that is Richie.
Yo, Richie, what's good about?
I'm back Motherfucker.
Richie are you playing the Undertaker sound?
What am I hearing?
It's a fucking Richie on the fuck up. I'm back.
Hey. Hey.
Richie.
This season, March 3rd, bucket, me, you, Mingo, Stomping, Raid, me and Mingo are fucking boys now. Run this shit back, baby.
Richie.
Richie, don't fucking Richie on part two.
Let's fucking go.
Richie.
We're not gonna change your teams in 24 hours straight,
that was the problem.
Richie, it's good to hear your voice again, dude.
Hey man, I miss you, bro.
That's the problem.
I miss you too.
How you been, bro?
I'm keeping you in the lazy chair.
Yeah, bro, I've been doing my shit, bro.
Bro, it's good to hear your voice again, dude.
Bro, I beat down the plate now,
but I'm solo queueing.
Man, now you're on new season,
you're down to that, bro.
Yeah, no, I'm down, I'm down.
24 round.
Down.
I don't know, bro, I have like a training schedule and shit, maybe.
I might, I might, I might, I might.
You turned your channel by your new kid.
About what?
Body blues pregnant, brody.
All right, that's where I hang up.
That, that is where I hang up.
See you next time, dude.
I don't have a kid!
5 wins is all we need for champion.
5 wins.
That just shit myself!
I saw him at the last- I just shit myself!
your ass
your ass
your legitimately ass how do you not come in though your legitimately ass
I'll pull that up, Danny.
Come on!
Five wins!
It's all we need, bitch!
Five wins!
That is it!
Why is there a time limit?
Why is there a toe on the bottom of my screen?
You're hilarious you should become a comedian
Shut the fuck up
Bro the fact that mute doesn't kill me there is despicable
Show your stats. I have a
1.22 KD, which I mean
pre-49 people type in Coke, but it would be a 1.3 KD if I didn't get team kill.
Literally more than everyone in the history of any video game ever. Combine
times four. Like literally! I mean you could even say 1.4. I'm not kidding.
I've been team killed like 50 times this season. Coke, Coke. Oh yeah, I'm lying
I'm lying about getting team killed.
I'm lying, yeah!
I'm lying about getting team killed!
Oh my God!
You got me, man!
I'm lying!
I need to use your drone to locate a bomb.
Yes, sir, bro!
I'm lying!
Ha ha ha ha!
I lied about getting team killed!
Oh my god!
Can y'all just be on my side for once?
You guys have Baird witnessed
to be getting team killed
more than 50 times this season!
What do you mean, Gulp?
No, no, no, cool. Wait, I got something for you, chat. Chat, I got something.
Right there! You want to stay out of coping? I'm coping!
Five wins away from champion.
Five wins away from champion
Come on win this one for more. We're champion
We're home free five wins away from champion everybody locked the fucking
You're such a chud!
Why are you picking that inside girl?
I guarantee you there's a mute shotgun close right at his door, like guarantee it, literally
guaranteed.
Am I lagging?
Hello?
Am I lagging?
Ahhhh, am I lagging?
I'm trying to get away.
Thank you, mate.
All right?
All right.
All right.
What do you mean, hopefully?
I
Shit don't ever break me
Yo, good luck. You gotta walk at the spot on the shield, dude.
I'm the best ever. I'm the best ever.
I'm the best ever to understand.
I refuse to die like this, I'll ground them all out with my parents, do you hear me?
WITH MY PARENTS!
GET THE FUCK OUT OF ME!
ON GOD!
I'm here. I'm here. Five wins away from solo queueing all the way to champion. Let's go, bitch.
But that's not new to us, this part is my soul, like bro this is the fucking passion
I'm talking about.
You listen to every footstep, you pre-fire every head.
If you're actually in flow state of this game, no one can fuck with you.
You just gotta be confident.
You just gotta be confident, you just gotta be confident dude.
You just gotta be confident.
I mean, solo two in the champion while getting gene killed and
stream sniped in half my games.
If that's that aura, I don't know what it is.
We need to load me to bomb.
Shai-Kou to G2, what do you mean?
Are you trolling me?
What do you mean?
But I'll be good by the weekend.
Legitimately fucking psycho. Yes, sir. Yes, sir
I mean how how bad do you really want the drone?
I found a bomb. Take your way to its location in the future.
And I'm lying, you look like shit.
It's the ruins of the Hawaiian land. It's not back California, crap.
This is a gap and a half, oh my god, holy gap, that is a gap and a half, holy, y'all
I'll see that!
I wonder if they drove that. It's a mommy question.
Come on, bitch. Come on, bitch. Peep me. Peep me, you fucking psycho. Come on, let's do
it. Me and you, vigil. You know where I am, I know where you are. Let's do it. He eventually
has to walk up and protect his teammates. If my teammates get a kill inside the tower.
Come on, Vigil. I'm probably going to sit here, kill those like 20 seconds left, and
then crouch on the way. There you are.
We know the end.
Wait, Winkity!
WHAAAAT?!
I thought he went back into the room!
Is he the...
Is he the Flash?
Winkity!
FRAAAAAAAT!
Well, I thought, I keep thinking people are competent after this game.
I thought he was going to think, what am I doing?
Why do I think he's thinking?
I thought he was going to think that I'm going to walk inside and shoot his teammates
because that's what like a logical human would do, but no, he's just baiting in
and out of the door.
I should have just walked inside and literally massacred his teammates.
I should have done that. That's on me.
I don't know why I'm assuming that he has any brain function.
He's literally using Vigil SMG-12.
Bro, he like flew past my screen.
I thought he was quick peeking the door.
I didn't know he sprinted by it all because it all looked the same
because my ankle was so tight because my ass was so tight.
Gee, I figured it all out. It's fine.
This should still be a free win.
This egg is pretty good. Thanks, bro. Appreciate that.
What level are you? You didn't even want to know, bro.
Congrats on 600,000 bots today. Appreciate you, man.
Thanks for the congr- like congr- what?
Hope you're doing well. I'm doing amazing. We're about to solo queue the champion. We're five wins away right now.
Now, we need win, win, win, win, win, win.
We need win, win, win, win, win, win.
And then we're champ, that's it.
Five wins, five wins, five wins.
Secure the bomb.
I'm fully locked.
You can't repeat after me running.
you
you
you
you
you
you
Nice guys nice
Let's go bro four more wins chat four more wins for champs four more wins for champs four more wins for champs
Easy peasy lemon squeezy Rose getting carried dude. I know man
I'm getting carried so hard. It's ridiculous man. I have a 2.5 KD brown like I
I'm such a carried idiot brown. Do you think no like do you litter like do you even think or are you just sitting there like this
It's like farting words out of your mouth.
I'm going to say he's carried, even though he's carrying his team.
Like, do you think?
Is there a single thought going on in your head?
Yeah, carry, bro.
I first picked their hard breacher, killed Buck, and then it took them a minute and
a half to clear me out of trophy.
Yeah.
Yep, carry, man.
So carried I mean it's crazy how carried I am dude
See yeah, yeah, yeah
And the other weeks me let me know
I'm not sure what to do.
That's my jammer.
I got my crossbow.
Five seconds.
good game bro
anything more to overpeak I already tagged us just keep on beating bro good
Good round man.
Okay, is he mad on the metal?
Let's see if he can land on the skull.
We're actually selling a 5-E-T.
This is so age-grade.
One up.
Now it's unloosable.
Listen, listen, listen, listen, listen, listen, listen, listen, listen, listen.
this kid is such a pussy oh my god bro you got 20 seconds walk
I'm under you, bro, he saw me, wait, he saw, he saw me, he saw me, he saw me, I'm never
opponent again he saw the tip of my cock he saw me oh my god all good four more
wins good win good win good win good win all good four more wins did he saw the
tip of my testicles cool guy thank you jack four wins away from champion
wow this is so like Ashley said four wins away boys I'm gonna go tickle
bro four wins away from champion let's go
You
I got perks in my sword.
chat four wins away from champion put your hand on your cock and start tugging at a medium pace
with or without lotion let's get champion right now
ladies and gentlemen my name is nicolas d stewart hailing from tarpon springs lord
and I will be successfully solo queueing to champion tonight.
If I don't, I like testicles.
I'm slightly hoping I don't.
Bolster, thank you for the prime.
Outwards thank you for the prime.
FX thank you for the turbo.
Breath thank you for the turbo.
I'm calling the FBI.
Wait, what do you mean?
Band, band, wait, what?
Band for what?
Chad, that was high-fives there.
That was high-fives.
Glorifix, think of it at the prime.
Ice-J, think of it at the prime.
The Ross, think of it at the prime.
Joby, think of it at the prime.
I'm kid.
Yeah, Chad, don't go unless you're 18-plus.
to be fair though I started doing it when I was 14
saving they give it a buck and D they give it a buck
exactly what you want okay let me clarify
I started doing when I was 14
but I was shooting blanks to be fair I was shooting blanks
I was shooting blanks I didn't start actually busting loads so I was
7. 17.
Out of 14? Yeah, chat.
Go chat.
My balls didn't drop until I was 17.
Literally.
Yeah, I guess you could say low-task.
Whatever!
I'm gonna die in that window behind me and lose my mind.
I'm gonna die in that window behind me and lose my mind.
Someone's right on this door.
W10 hours stream. I mean it's all we know. It's all we fucking know.
Pussy boy!
Swammy back!
Come on, I just located my half-boy.
Nice.
Damn it, I went...
Listen.
Oh
How do you help
Oh my god!
Good positioning, bad aim, oh god!
Horrible aim!
Come on, 2v1, he's like 50 HP.
either 50 or 60. Okay, he might be called an HP. I actually don't know. Okay, I'm gonna
be honest, he might be called an HP. Horrible name, y'all. Oh, I got him assist! Nice job!
Melt my 50s. Chat, we need three more rounds. Bro, this is actually ridiculous. Almost broke
We are about a solo queue champion live on stream right here right now. Let's get it. Let's go
CZ they give it to one Nathan they give her the prime stuff
Jin see when do you rate clips? I have the best slash worst clips 2016 of all time Nathan
Chad I'm not good. This is water bottle
Nathan um, we rate clips probably like once or twice a week
Chatter them out, Gouding, it's a water bottle, shut up!
Stop tapping question marks.
I hope you get ridiculed.
Appreciate that, Calonito.
Yo, Caledon, you're probably one of the most negative chatters of all time.
It's been on.
TX thinking about it.
Shabby thinking about it.
Marlady's about to chat. Who was excited for the new season of Siege?
Bro, I'm not gonna lie. I'm really really really excited, but the season I'm most excited for is the one after it.
Ranked 3.0 and a new map. Holy shit. Like, I'm so happy.
Bro, Ubisoft actually listened to the commuter music. I never thought that was gonna happen.
Ubisoft absolutely listened to the commuter music. Wow!
I cannot believe that. That's insane.
Will you play RL still throw of course, Jack I love rockin me of course I'll still play
rockin me I'm a RL and R6 main right now but never know bro I play another game Jack
You know, I want to tell you a question, or I can...
Jack, you know what game I thought that looked cool?
That's on console?
Is, um...
Chad, let me know. Is this game good or bad, to be honest?
Overwatch.
I've never played it, but a lot of my friends have played it.
And I know it's on Xbox.
Overwatch looks good. Is Overwatch good or bad?
Bad? Really?
You're so dead.
you
you
you
you
you
I'm trying to watch, right before we get to number one, because bro, wasn't that game
like really popular and then they like killed it with Overwatch 2 and then Marlboro was
Give up
He's out of happen Gucci shout out dude submit a big ball
Rivals killed overwatch Wow and an overwatch too, bro these water bottles don't open. I don't know what this is
Protect the bombs
The bomb location is in problem line.
What the fuck?
What was that?
10 seconds left.
Loading meal magazine!
He's right here, isn't he?
What is my timing?
What is that?
What is that?
Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, back camping room.
Back camping, back camping, back camping room.
I was holding that hallway for like 11,000 years.
As soon as I go up to flank, he swings the hallway.
He'll never understand how fucking blessed he is.
Sammy, take over the ground.
Wow, that's so chubby.
I mean chat, that's so chubby, bro.
Yo Dixie, wanna play games? Ron, I can't tonight, because I'm solo queueing a champ.
I can't tonight. What if you text me like a day or two in advance, I'm down.
But I can't tonight, Ron. I can't tonight. I'm solo queueing a champ, dude.
Oh my god, I finally got this cap open.
Fast-motic gigabit 2-1, mic gigabit 1, use that gigabit 1.
L Fred, barra, barra.
Brochata, I'm solo queueing a champ, dude.
Like, I'm a lot, I'm trying to do this.
If I win this, I need three more.
Richie returned to Siege, I see that bro, that's sick, I feel like everybody's coming back to Siege.
Bro, the year 11 roadmap was like the best thing they've ever done.
Period. The year 11 roadmap was the best thing they've ever done.
Like, Siege has never had an update that good ever.
Like they've literally never had that.
I feel like all of their updates in the past like three or four years have either been
really stale or like really bad for the game with occasional good stuff mixed in.
Year 11 of Siege, it's literally just good stuff.
I've never seen that.
Play with Richie, Jack.
Jack, I'm solo queueing the champ. I've been solo queueing the champ for two and a half months.
I'm almost done. I'm almost champ. Once I get champ, I'll play with fucking you ever.
Guys, guys, guys, I'm solo queueing the champ.
Jesus Christ.
It's in the child!
Why, why, why do it?
Why, like, why do it?
You're so bad!
The bomb has been located.
I'm in a horror movie!
Fuck me in the ass!
I'm sorry.
No, no, I'm sorry.
But it's like, bro, how are they committing all of the resources on me and my teammates are on inside?
Oh, it's because Doka B is in southwest Narnia.
Thermite's- Thermite- Oh wait, thermite's actually wrong.
Oh, it's just a wall. This is a wall over there.
Bro, what I shoulda did is I shoulda switched to my shotgun and just ripped this out.
So-
I'm so down. I know you're down! No one's fucking me in the ass!
I don't care how many times you ask! Period!
If Thermite wins this, I'll post a picture of my testicles on Twitter.
Wait, he looks calm.
He looks calm.
He looks calm.
Why is there the cop?
Oh my ghost. Fuck. Mad and big over the bottle.
Leave him big and dry. Bro, Thermite looks calm, no?
Thermite looks calm, no?
Bro, what do you mean please speed? I need this.
Bro, taxi. Y'all in an accident want to see my dog?
What's wrong with you dude?
Yeah, why do you guys want to see my rod?
Uh, it's a lot bigger than a bottle.
Can you still post it though?
Sad faces.
Play Apex?
Well, I don't know.
I don't want to play any games right now because I'm really in the rockin' league.
I'm really in the rockin' league.
I'm really in the siege.
Like maybe we could add a third game into the mix, but bro, think about me as like,
I like online competitive games.
Like I like games with like ranks where there's something to work for.
I got to tell you, I don't like scary games.
I'm kind of a pussy.
You could call me a chud.
I don't know, I like online competitive games.
Play Siege, please.
Chicken Tendies, open your goddamn eyes.
But yeah, I'm not going to get into any games now,
because it's like, I'm already into Rocket League.
I'm already into Siege.
Siege has a huge update coming in like a week.
And then it has like the biggest update ever
coming in like three months.
So like, I'm definitely going to dry the fuck out
of Siege, but I'm still going to dry the fuck out
of Rocket League.
Maybe we could mix a third game into the mix, but it's like, dude.
Ignore all the love.
Okay, let's get this fucker banned.
I'm scrolling up.
Hi guys, we got to clean this shit up.
Ignore all the love.
Are you dead ass?
You need another haircut?
What could they possibly cut?
Other than my cubes, what could like where?
What could they got?
There's no eyebrows, no hair.
What do you want?
You're a good rotation, Jixson.
Ignore every ounce of love.
Chris, take one.
Protact, I literally like, I can guarantee this, when year 11 season 2 comes out in 3
months when they add in rank 3.0, that's gonna be the most, and the new map, that's
gonna be the most players ever on Siege in a single like month, ever.
Rank 3.0 is gonna be fucking insane.
No one asks.
Shut the fuck up!
I don't care if no one asks.
I'm saying it.
4 last operator standing.
Daddy, daddy stop!
teammate! teammate! thank you! teammate!
HELL FUCK!
I'm getting like isolated. Daddy chill.
Lucas taking the bottle out. Bad name.
I got a kill and a resist and shifted Keynes attack.
Alright. It's all right.
I like shit on someone put Kate on half health and God's attention while hiding in the corner because I knew my team
It was behind me because my game sense is through the roof
Like dude after we win this game, we will be three wins away from champion. I mean, this is this is ridiculous
I'm really about a solo Q to champion
Brava is underrated Brava
Brava is the most underrated operator in the game
Listen to me, if you solo queue and siege and you hate your life, I've been there.
This operator is saved by mental sanity.
You have four drones.
Your teammates aren't going to clear any utility.
That's how rank goes.
With your two Bravo camps, you're able to clear out six pieces of utility.
You have a shotgun so you can make rotations or break hatches, whatever you want to
do, break walls, close range gunfights.
You have claymores and you have a gun with no recoil.
make sure you put suppressor on it. Trust me, it just feels better. No one asked. Yo, RV to be
saint. I don't care if no one asked. You know what RV? You're getting fucking banned. Because I'm
I'm allowed to talk, all right?
All right?
Or be too safe.
Mobs, get his bitch ass out of here.
Why is it talking?
What's it?
This is a replay, I saw this on TikTok before.
Are you fucking stupid?
Like no, look intimately.
Are you fucking dumb?
I've been streaming on Twitch for 10 hours, 20 minutes and 59 seconds and you have the
audacity to say, this is a replay, I saw this on TikTok.
Yeah bro, a 10 hour TikTok.
I mean, are there any brain cells firing in your head right now?
Are you literally fucking stupid?
Holy cortisol spike.
Yo bro are you dumb?
Cortisol spike's not real.
I'm like quote-unquote cortisol spikes all the time and I look fine.
I see your toes.
And I have a foot fetish.
Did you ever make it back to Byron Bay?
You could tell it took quick.
I
Your dad
You can't kill me. I mean why peak don't beat daddy
Don't beat daddy daddy doesn't like my kids
But like why be legitimate you know, I'm gonna literally bend you over a table and plow you in the ass
So first game I go five and two second game I go six and three I mean it's boring can someone fucking tell me
Smithy they go to battle
Chat with three wins away from champion
This is actually ridiculous dude worth three wins away from champion now
Attack on Titan update season three almost done
Three wins away that is crazy
That is like chat that is crazy. You don't belong in champion little bro. Yep, man. Just literally solo queuing to it
Mr. B. Think of all of us
Shout about a fart
Shout about a fart. Oh
Okay, that was shit. No, it was fun
We're good. We're good
Good luck with the hair loss buddy, what does that even mean? What does that even mean?
Good luck with the hair loss buddy
What does that even mean?
Is it ten inches?
Like 5.3 erect.
When is the fuck a fan contest?
Hey, Jinxy, I just wanted to say I know it's been a while since I've been in the chat, but I've never stopped giving to you.
Hi, guys. Permanently banned Nick underscore stewart underscore doing 1.5 years subscriber.
What is your name? You made a Twitter account that's dedicated to masturbating. Are you serious?
Little cock jinx. That nickname's never catching on dude. Brother, 5.3 erect is completely solid.
But you're looking back.
5.3 back is very solid.
Very normal to do.
Jack, we are three wins away from champion.
Come on!
Three wins away from champion, guys.
This is Cray, Cray.
Hey, I was doing just fine
before I met you.
I drank too much and that's an issue,
but I'm okay.
Hey, tell your friends it was nice to meet them, but I hope I never see them gay.
I know I break your heart.
Dude, we're three months away from champ. This is crazy. We're about to do it.
It's the end of the road, God, the end of the road.
Jack, sold the champ. Sold the champ.
So the champion that is
four is located bomb.
Nice guys.
We're actually going to
solve my Q to champion.
That is a good question.
We're actually gonna solve our Q to champion. That is ridiculous too. That is ridiculous.
Well good round brother. Ignore the love. No!
Doggy Verified Greed, literal cat.
Alright, now you're dead.
Shipsy skulls, don't a drone at all.
This is what we call W positioning.
Alright, you're gonna be dead in about four seconds.
Oh no, it's a shield.
I need help.
Yo yo, sentry help!
Sentry!
Sentry!
Sentry!
It's the end of the road, not the end of the road, as far as she goes, it's the end of the road, not the end of the road, like, that's what we call W-Position.
Doggie did not verify grief. Say you swear to God, doggie verified grief.
High-vives message here. We need to start modding, comma, the love is getting out of control.
So wait, high-vives. Let me get this straight. The hatred is completely free again.
But the love is what you're moderating. High-vives, you need to find God.
Vaxi, think of it as your one.
Vaxi, think of it as your one.
Bro, doggie cannot verify grief.
Hi, guys.
Show me video proof of doggie verify grief.
No, we didn't.
No, we didn't.
Tap.
Tap.
It's like three idiots just spamming it, thinking it's going to work.
I'm not dumb.
Doggie didn't verify grief.
If doggie verified grief, there'd be like 400 people fighting.
Tap.
Tap! Tap!
No, we didn't.
You look like a testicle.
Oh, do you look at testicles?
Well, okay, everybody kind of does.
Do you even work out anymore
every time you take off your shirt
and you just look more fat?
Yo, Evan, appreciate the...
Okay, how's that a prime sub?
Evan, Evan, Evan.
You twitch prime sub and that's your message.
Do you even work out anymore
you just look more fast okay um yeah I do work out guys I've been trading football for the last
two months like my cardio is through the roof
so no cues okay
He's 1HP because gridlock just ate the bullets like a Hershey's fucking chocolate bar!
Unlustable. Gridlock will literally die to a lesion mind. I'm not telling. Gridlock will literally die to a lesion mind.
Just run, just run. Gridlock will literally die to a lesion mind.
Nice.
Who's the angry peanut bottom left? I'm assuming you're talking about me.
I'm Jinxy, bro. Nice to meet you. I mean, what do you want me to say? I'm not an angry peanut.
I'm a growed-ass man.
Yeah, I mean, like it's all about holding your
See like
What a dog shit player would be there and like I know I got but we still we still won because I was just such a presence a
Dog shit player would like see the Monty and get scared, but I'm on a pixel peak also
Monty can't call me out like this is gonna get so high level here like
Locking
Monty can't call me out without blocking his teammates view
So basically his teammate has to peek me, which he did, and yeah, he killed me.
If he's not a three armor, his teammate guy's there, literally he was five health.
It's all about having a presence and wasting time.
Because Monty can sit there and call me out all day once.
If Monty tries to ADS me, my teammates will kill me.
So like, basically he has to peek, he has to peek me.
Point blank period.
Holy yeah, it's not, haha, it's not, yeah.
I'm actually spitting game. I'm spitting game. I didn't ask dude. All right, see about the control
Bro chat if we win this game, we are two wins away from champ
Also look you by the way like this didn't say
This didn't say can you buy me front front row seat World Cup?
Primby to the World Cup titles fuck no to a group stage game made
primby made me
It's not solo, it's a 5v5.
Yo.
Sir, congratulations.
Here is a trophy for being the stupidest human being to ever grace planet Earth.
It's not solo, it's a 5v5.
Yo, I like.
Your brain is fully gone. I said solo queue
So it's not possible to 1v5 the champion. It's not impossible
I said solo queue
That is the dumbest thing I've ever read literally
I
Why is that as common hi guys is there a reason why you're calling
Man, I proceeded to get held up at gunpoint, and they demanded that I take that shit off.
So, you think I'd eat some shit off?
So, you wore the merch, and you were held at gunpoint?
I mean, come on.
Yeah.
Hi, guys.
Come on, dude.
Whose side are you on?
The merch isn't that bad.
it's really not
You're dead
Look at this bitch
Perfectly not exposing himself to my angle
He heard me. Wow. That was a sound. That was all friendly. Wow. I mean, I guess well played
That was like a complete sound reaction
What do you mean mom what's high-fives typing?
Jinxy tons of people have been bullied in school for wearing your merch. Yo high-fives
I don't know if you were like raised in a barn. They're trolling
No one is getting bullied for wearing jinxie merch. I'm sorry. No, it's a it has my logo. I mean
What are we doing? No one's getting stuffed into lockers over that. It's actually a pretty dope logo.
Why is this doofus still live? What? So you guys complain when I'm not streaming and then you
complain when I am streaming. You complain when I'm early, you complain when I'm late, and you
even complain when I'm on time. What do you want me to do? Die? I have a rule? What do you want?
What? What! Yes. Okay. Jesus Christ. GameboyDix1.
Been a sub 31 months. Came out on this side better. Wait, what? W31 month. Bro, when
do I get feet pics for subbing? Jack, this is a real message. Let me find this name
do. So, Jack, he types me hoe. When do I get feet pics for being a sub? And his Twitch username
is FootJobLover. So, Mobs, report this guy to the FBI. I legitimately don't trust this
guy. This is a nine month sub. I think I legitimately think if this guy had the opportunity,
a five percent chance he tries to murder me. Get him out. Foot job lover. And back to the
message like dude, you see what I'm saying? I legitimately think he's got outside to
add me. Can you just finish the stream already? I'm waiting for you baby. Okay.
5 seconds to insertion.
You found a bomb. Make your way to its location in the future.
Simple.
In what planet is that a headshot?
Free kill, free kill.
Nice.
How did I kill him? How did I kill him? How did I kill him with the name?
What?
What planet are you from?
Nice jump out, Legion.
Great discipline, dude.
Great discipline and decision-making.
Are you a fucking idiot?
Hey, bro, fuck you and fuck everyone.
Alright.
So I've actually never seen somebody target me and the chat simultaneously.
So congrats, bro.
You're the first guy to ever do that.
How much hate is in your heart?
Hey, Jinxie, I despise you sending hate from Tel Aviv.
Okay.
I mean, bro, what the fuck?
See you later, brother.
See you later, brother.
There's no way I'll lose this.
There's no way I'll lose this.
Guys, after this game, wait, this guy's not lagging.
Holy shit, after this game, we'll be two wins away from champ.
It's time to start gooning.
I'm not even kidding.
Yo, Caillou, when is the Doki Doki Literature Club stream?
Alright, Michael, so here's what I'm gonna do.
Appreciate the 180 bits, but Michael, as soon as we start a message off with Yo Caillou,
I'm immediately mentally checked out of whatever the fuckhouse you have to say.
It's Yo Jinxie or it's Yo Nick or Yo Jinx, anything or Junko J- J- Bro, when you start
a message off with Yo Kaiyu, I'm already checked out.
I'm not, I'm not going to answer your question.
So Michael, there's the door.
To read some more messages, Yo Doug, can you teach me how to shave, okay.
Can you teach me how to shave my testicles, step by step tutorial please?
Mods timeout ETS Pulse 2.
Honestly, let's get him out for the next month.
Let's make him miss the scene on the extreme.
He's missing the scene.
I mean, come on.
You're not allowed to be in the stream typing that shit.
Yo, Douglas, can I have some of your bath water?
Sending much love from Missouri. Thanks, dude. Now watch out. Highbys might try to ban you, but thanks for the love from Missouri.
Drone has located a bomb.
Appreciate it love from Missouri, dude.
Highbys is now banning positivity 2026. I don't know what's happening. Justin, make it about it. Try it, make it about it.
High-bice types already banned.
You've located a bomb. Make your way to its location and abuse it.
Why obese? So first off, you're so lazy that you can't even type why are you obese?
You just type Y-O-Bs. Second off, I'm 5 for 11, 162.
Well, okay, 5-10. Basically, I'd be considered as a skinny.
I think I've recontroled.
You're huge.
Heka hekan!
Heka hekan!
WHERE IS THE MOTHERFUCKER?!
No! Spurkin!
So... he was under my gun?
WHAAAAT?!
He was under my gun, okay, okay, haha, so yeah, I mean maybe we're not getting champ
We win this round
round. We were two wins off. Simply went blank. Hit me harder. I liked that. You liked what
I punch the camera. When's the goon segment? Jinxie verify grief. I literally if the fate
of the galaxy was on the line and that was my job, I would have just said, you know
Just blow it up.
Dude, I'm trying to verify deadlocked.
Brother, brother, I'm trying to verify deadlocked.
Greed? Are you fucking crazy?
See you tomorrow with solo to champion once again, appreciate the love Gucci. Thanks for the faith. Guys solo champion ends tonight. We got how many days?
Hey, Jinxi, can you rail my art?
All right, next object. Um, it's February 22. We got like what 10 days.
Bro, we got 10 days to get champion.
10 days.
That's pretty close.
Pretty close.
Yo, who's the fat idiot in the corner
that should be wearing a propeller hat?
His username is sellmykidney on eBay.
Mods, let's get 15 minutes on him.
Hey, Jinxie, can you date?
I'm not reading the rest of that.
Nope.
Are you going to help your team or no dude? Yeah, I
Go positive you don't say anything I go positive again. I go one and four now you're on my kid
Nick Stewart dooning appreciate the five gifts in
Play poppy playtime I don't do scary games. I'm a sissy
I'm too scared. I'm way too scared.
Hey, Jinxy, what happened to you?
What?!
Did you, like, conveniently miss the last week of streams?
Ten seconds to go.
Five seconds.
He just drop shot my fucking drone? I mean, okay.
He just drop shot my drone.
I'm going to bomb. Make your way to this location and defuse it.
Have us! What do you know? What do you know about us?
I'm about to stop this god damn stream off!
I'm not got you!
Yo, hi guys! Can you give me a favor and get the fucking propounder hat off my head?
Pick up the motherfucking phone
All right first off you got way too much pep in your step second. Can you explain stop stop stop?
Hi, guys, can you?
Can you explain what is a propeller hat on my head right now?
Um, I don't know, maybe you're the- Alright, dude, come on!
High fives!
Maybe you're the right guy to ask.
Right? Because who's the only- Alright.
High fives. Yo, hey, hey, remember high fives, you are 29.
It's time to start off- High fives, it's time to start off the family, dude.
I can't even see my face because it's-
Take off the hat, by the way.
We can't have like...
It's kind of...
We can't see the grease through when you have the hat on.
Can you get it on?
You want me to...
God damn it!
Now, can you fuck up the hat?
Where's the hat at?
High-five!
High-five!
You want me to take off the hat?
That you're holding!
I'm not, I'm not doing that.
Yeah, I mean, hi, guys, yeah, you know what, fuck this shit, I'll be back, I'll be back.
Hi, guys, get the fucking hat out of the fucking screen, motherfucker.
You
It's an absolutely terrible time for this dude.
It is a horrible time.
I would recommend to my team to cancel us.
Secure the area. Keep the bombs protected.
Yo!
Yo teammates!
Yo teammates!
Team, I'll make sure you're careful, okay?
Yo, can you go to your left?
I'm in the left!
Up for it. Located a bomb.
Keep the bomb.
Well, there is fun.
Top 1000 chance on everything.
Wow.
But you have a top 100 chance.
Are you kidding me?
How about, what?
How about, what are you doing?
Not a baby.
Not a baby.
I thought I saw a playtime chat inside the machine shop.
Okay.
I thought I saw another fucking baby girl!
It's... you know what? We're... we're gonna be just fine.
We're gonna be just fine!
Oh my god, sit down!
Wait, how abouts? What? How abouts? How abouts? How abouts? How abouts?
Why is the chat typing googoo-gag?
How abouts? How abouts? Yo!
So, that whole entire round, how about that whole entire round I had a baby voice?
Are you fucking, like, are you, how about, are you mentally ill, literally?
Are you ill?
I'm adding delay. I shut up.
I'm adding delay because I don't know the size of it.
This would be ORA if we wanted to.
a bomb. Deploying hard beats actually. This will be fucking or if we want to.
Oh, I forgot my teammate barricaded the door then faked it. Why would you not just
BIRICATE THE FUCKING DIRT!
FUCK!
5 top 1000 champs?
Like, I literally can guarantee you the sniping.
I can guarantee it.
I can...
Bro, I can literally guarantee you the sniping.
Like, I guarantee it. I'm about to just point a drone at the floor or something.
Weak ass punch, yeah bro.
Yeah, we're gonna lose the game.
It's literally five top 1000 champs.
And look at that.
He's, uh, he's in Matrix as well.
So he's using a mouse and keyboard with no recoil.
I swear to God, bro.
The worst players ever are like these kids.
They'll get a five stack of zims,
literally be terrible at the game,
like no understanding of the game.
They'll just go guns with high fire rate
and have no recoil and perfect aim
because they're a Zim Chronos
and they haven't felt the touch of a woman
their entire life.
It's like literally the corniest shit you can do,
hands down. A five stack of zims. Report them. I probably just won at the end of the game.
I literally know, I literally know he's him. Cope, cope, cope. What, what? He's swiping across
the screen and his gun has no recoil. What do you mean go?
Secure the bomb.
E09, thinking about a different.
What? What?
E09 thinking about a different.
The camera needs to be out and running.
I'm going, Gemma.
I'm not shooting, Cameron.
Down in five seconds.
I'm going to shoot you down in five seconds.
We must protect your bombs from being used by our forces.
Jams ready to fight
I'm only I'm only doing that because we're down numbers in five seconds
like it's so annoying I'm only doing that because we're down number her I saw
a step bro I waited for strength and then it's clear let's watch you don't
be you're chatting you tell me all right let me make myself clear when I say
this if you think that he's not cheating you are literally on another
They're planted of delusion.
Like I'm not even kidding.
I would bet my left and right testicle that he's cheating.
Left and right testicle.
Not Jim.
So I'm gonna keep it a buck with you, Ralph.
You're either rage-bathing or fucking stupid.
It's part of the other thing.
If you think that guy, hi, guys.
Hi, guys.
I'm 11 hours into the stream.
Hi, guys, why am I uneven?
Hi, guys, my right shoulder is floating.
Hi, guys, why am I uneven?
Hi, guys, thank you.
See, but this is when I get off.
I solo queue, I win.
I solo queue, I win.
I solo queue, I win.
Then I run into five stream sniping mouse
keyboard chuds. I'm not a baby. I'm not a baby. Hi guys! I'm not a- the guy is clearly
mouse! Like, clear as day!
We need to locate a bomb.
Hey chat, as God is my witness, I'm reporting that. I'm not even kidding.
Because Zim's uh, Zim's bannable now.
And like, I'm not reporting them, but I'm reporting this guy right here.
Because at the end of the game, it's gonna show his real game attack.
I-I've got-I've got it out of the box.
Like, I'm gonna try to-like 2026, I'm gonna actually try to get like thousands of people banned.
Not people, but like Zim stream sniping gremlins.
Because if you use Zim in stream sniping, you're not even a person, you're like a goblin.
You're like a gremlin.
You're a devil! You're a demon!
You're a demon!
You've located a bomb. Make your way to its location.
So my teammate...
Alright, hope everybody out there has a blessed evening.
I will catch you guys in the next one.
Alright.