[419/730] 🏆 WINNING A RL TOURNEY? -> BERNARD PICKS MY OPERATOR -> SOLO TO CHAMPION 🏆

Jynxzi

02-23-2026 · 5h 13m

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[00:03:00] Holy no, holy no ball knowledge

[00:03:06] Holy no ball knowledge brother brother brother, holy no ball knowledge

[00:03:10] You're gonna sit here and tell me rather be it's not a good song kick fucking rocks dude dude kick rocks dude

[00:03:19] What is y'all's favorite song of all time like no not what song do you like what is y'all's favorite song of all time

[00:03:27] sending hate from Liverpool. Okay, bro. You act. I never send hate to a little

[00:03:34] I actually support Liverpool. So you know what act? Fuck you.

[00:03:38] Quot with the five gifted. Quot with the five gifted. Chat. Wait, oh my god, I have

[00:03:43] a delay. I have a delay.

[00:03:46] Do you ever swim with a delay because of the naughty little stream snipers?

[00:03:50] Naughty.

[00:03:52] Chalmata Adam de Le, okay?

[00:03:54] Screen's gonna go blue.

[00:03:56] Do not, I repeat, do not say

[00:03:59] rest.

[00:04:12] Not resting, please!

[00:04:14] Chalmata did anybody listen to anything that I said?

[00:04:17] Did anybody? No, no!

[00:04:19] No, no, no, no, no!

[00:04:22] What's good, Mr. 500K?

[00:04:24] Yo, chat, I saw this like,

[00:04:26] those people like celebrating,

[00:04:28] those people texting me,

[00:04:29] oh, Jixie, 500K, yo.

[00:04:32] Chat, my dad said, oh dude,

[00:04:34] you had 500K viewers yesterday.

[00:04:35] No, I didn't!

[00:04:37] It was VUBOT and out the ass!

[00:04:40] Now, before you jump to conclusions,

[00:04:42] I was not, I don't even know how to fucking do that.

[00:04:46] I didn't even know how to turn on a fucking oven.

[00:04:48] Literally if you told me to preheat an oven, I would have to watch a YouTube video to get on a few box

[00:04:54] Also if I was view body

[00:04:57] Why would I add 400,000 like it's just a dead giveaway dude. It's a dead fucking giveaway. Like it's not even secret

[00:05:06] So no, I didn't I didn't do but you're dumb Jinxie. You're so bad

[00:05:11] Jinxie, I'm gonna play RLCS. Do you think I can get top 128 for the title?

[00:05:16] Well, hi guys, let's do a math equation. There are 2,000 to 3,000 SSLs every season and you hit grand champ and then drop to champ and you want to get top 128 in the world.

[00:05:29] Hi guys, give me whatever dope you're smoking buddy. Hi guys, whatever weed you're smoking pass that shit to me dude. No, don't even play.

[00:05:38] Hi guys, don't even play, it's going to be a bummer.

[00:05:41] Hey, it's not L. L boss. I keep it a buck. I always keep it a buck when I've asked

[00:05:49] Your secret is safe with us, you know see pal

[00:05:52] I don't know like if I'm speaking English or not. So let me be myself clear

[00:05:57] I was not the person who view body my stream yesterday. If you view bot you're literally a fucking chud

[00:06:04] Okay, see pal. It's not a secret. I'm very open about this. I got you by

[00:06:09] Jeffrey Baldstein. Oh, Thomas, hilarious, bro. You're such a comedian. You're so funny, Thomas.

[00:06:16] Congratulations, third man of the day. Thomas, we'll see you in 30 minutes. Anybody else want a

[00:06:22] fucking band? Play little Lucy Bird. I kind of like what you're saying. No, but chat like, okay.

[00:06:30] Legitimate question. Why is the high-vives called? Yo, high-vives, any reason why you're

[00:06:37] I called him.

[00:06:38] Tixie, make sure you have the mic in it.

[00:06:41] Do you still want to be bothered with it tonight?

[00:06:48] It was this motherfucker.

[00:06:49] Dude, I can't prove it.

[00:06:51] Listen, I can't prove it, but that view-bodied debacle yesterday, when I called Hi-Vyze

[00:06:56] and he was giggling, he has to have some part of it.

[00:07:00] No, listen, even though, like, it probably wasn't him, he definitely had a part to

[00:07:04] do with it.

[00:07:06] I have never seen high-vives happier in my life than when somebody was viewed by it in my stream and I called it.

[00:07:12] And that's sad.

[00:07:14] I legitimately think high-vives wants the absolute worst-case scenario for me every hour of every day.

[00:07:21] Like I think high-vives gains happiness from my suffering.

[00:07:28] Bust on my lip, dude. All right, mods, let's get frick out of here.

[00:07:32] Because what we're going to do today is we're going to do a mass cleansing of the chat.

[00:07:39] Point blank period.

[00:07:40] The chat needs to be cleaned up, the mods clearly are doing shit.

[00:07:44] So it now falls into my responsibilities to clean up the chat.

[00:07:48] It's that simple.

[00:07:49] The mods don't do jack shit.

[00:07:52] Here we go.

[00:07:53] Next guy.

[00:07:54] Jinxie, are you single?

[00:07:55] Zendy, what do you think, bro?

[00:07:58] Zendy, does it look like I haven't?

[00:08:01] Does it look like I have a girlfriend?

[00:08:05] Send it like no, is that it do I look like a dude with a girlfriend?

[00:08:11] Nice comment equals bad. No, no, the nice comments are getting uplifted and shared to the world

[00:08:19] We're banning the negativity. See that's the problem

[00:08:23] Spermstein yo, me oh shut

[00:08:26] All right next better today covered into me. Oh

[00:08:28] Oh, give me tips on how you play so bad.

[00:08:34] Drink more coffee, you need to get a heart attack.

[00:08:37] Bring back the kai you had.

[00:08:39] Get out of my ear, egg.

[00:08:44] Love from West Palm Beach.

[00:08:46] Just kidding.

[00:08:48] Yo, yo, yo.

[00:08:49] Jinxy, love from West Palm Beach, just kidding.

[00:08:53] Like, this is what I'm talking about.

[00:08:55] You're baiting kindness.

[00:08:57] I would roundhouse your ass.

[00:08:59] Yo, Brits, you're a botter.

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[00:11:57] blue eyes yo yo honey bazooka plug shook all right bro we're just gonna keep going until

[00:12:09] somebody requested absolutely terrible song okay 2000 views

[00:12:28] let's go bro this was recorded in a basement

[00:12:39] This song stuff

[00:12:42] Yeah, I'm about to put you on bro two-faced love about to put you on dude

[00:12:50] Just I'm about to put you on bro. Just be prepared to be put it on

[00:12:53] This is my shit, bro.

[00:12:59] Jack, let it marinate, let it marinate.

[00:13:10] And I'll never fuckin' wait me on this tiny earth

[00:13:13] I'll be gone and do shit, but I know it could be worse

[00:13:16] Riddle, please wait, but then I'm gonna shit first

[00:13:19] Let me talk, so I might come off as a fuck

[00:13:22] Okay, come on, come on, come on, dude, is this not tough?

[00:13:25] I can dance with my suit, she says she get my name too

[00:13:29] And she say that I'm in time, so I'm gonna see it

[00:13:31] I can do no wrong, early two, I'm missing her name, I play my song

[00:13:36] Jack, rate this song one out of ten

[00:13:38] Did I put you on yes or no?

[00:13:40] How is that a zero? Wait. Zero, one, negative twelve. Okay, so the option was one to ten.

[00:13:54] How did you get negative twelve?

[00:13:57] Jeremiah, think of it a prime. Gates, think of it a prime. L, sperm, co. Yeah, that's a new one.

[00:14:03] I'm gonna be honest. That is a new one. Sperm, co. Are you fucking serious?

[00:14:09] Yo said the guy that crudely pasted my face onto a sperm cell you're not funny

[00:14:14] all right listen we're on jump shi dash yo no more fucking around let me go

[00:14:23] live on YouTube chat listen listen listen listen absolutely no more fucking

[00:14:28] around look we got to get a new best on deadlock every day we are currently

[00:14:33] 26% done with the level and I know people are gonna laugh or whatever

[00:14:37] Bro, 26 seconds to set us up back, because in life it's all about improvements, kid.

[00:14:43] Lock in.

[00:14:46] We're not about to get off, deadlocked, still we're gonna do best, wait a mornin' locked.

[00:14:50] I just tell, today's the day.

[00:14:52] I can only tell I'm really getting new bets off the rail.

[00:14:54] That's off the rail.

[00:14:55] What?

[00:14:56] Bro, that's my best first run ever.

[00:15:09] HANDS DOWN! WITHOUT A DOUBLE! THAT IS MY BEST FIRST RU-

[00:15:14] Oh!

[00:15:28] Alright, my life is on the line.

[00:15:29] If I don't get 20%, my life is over in GTX.

[00:15:34] Okay.

[00:15:44] Well that first wave portion is SO HATE!

[00:15:53] Like OH MY GOD!

[00:15:54] It doesn't matter, it doesn't matter!

[00:15:57] I have so many laps!

[00:16:01] Today's the day, I mean dare I say today's the day?

[00:16:14] Bro, 2-20% runs in 5 seconds or 5 attempts?

[00:16:18] I mean are we dead today's the day?

[00:16:20] What if I just get like 30% and just slap my nut tank right now?

[00:16:27] I'm finally understanding the problem.

[00:16:29] I'm finally on the set! Like, bro, it's finally clickin'!

[00:16:52] I miss the angle by a second!

[00:16:59] Give me some, I just put some titties in my mouth.

[00:17:12] I don't know, dad, I don't know, I don't understand.

[00:17:16] Because you gotta be so precise to play this game.

[00:17:22] I wouldn't mind.

[00:17:24] I just want to quit I don't want to play I don't want to play desert

[00:17:51] Oh my god! No! No! No! I choked. That was my new best right there.

[00:18:20] No telling that that was it. That was it. I actually just showed practice. Yo bro show

[00:18:28] that practice up your ass. It doesn't matter if I can't consistently get to the first

[00:18:34] way portion. It does not it does not matter how much I practice. It doesn't matter.

[00:18:39] Also, why is my YouTube bugging? I'm trying to stream on YouTube and it's fucking bugging

[00:18:43] out holy breast milk dude seriously holy breast milk bro it's not streaming fuck

[00:19:02] now it works all right let's go

[00:19:13] I'm such a chad!

[00:19:23] Yo, Deadlock is the only level out of all of the RobTop levels, where this literally

[00:19:30] to some insane chokepoint had 10%.

[00:19:33] I'm not even trolling.

[00:19:36] That.

[00:19:37] Aside from the double wave forcing, that's our spot of level.

[00:19:42] Get me out of here, get me out!

[00:19:52] I hit the spike by one quadrilla-della-flillometer, like literally.

[00:20:19] It's not even like you couldn't even register that hitbox on, like...

[00:20:30] I'm bout to, I'm bout to delete this FUCKING GAME!

[00:20:32] Oh, J.C., you're supposed to tap three times instead of 3.2 times.

[00:20:53] So chat, any advice?

[00:20:58] Cortisol spike.

[00:20:59] Uh, yo, Austin, Austin, Cortisol spike's not fucking real!

[00:21:02] That shit's not real, Austin!

[00:21:06] Use practice mode.

[00:21:07] Bad at a game where it requires you to click one button.

[00:21:10] This shit's gotta be rage bait, right?

[00:21:12] Yo, high-fives, you're the lead moderator!

[00:21:15] How about me, for example?

[00:21:22] What is all this blanks not real? Shut up about that shit!

[00:21:36] Prove you fuck is wrong right now. Prove you fuck is wrong right now. I'll prove you fucking wrong right fucking now.

[00:21:45] Yo Brr!

[00:21:47] Hey, what's good Nick? I'm ready for whatever you've got in mind. Whether it's a game move or-

[00:21:51] But I shut up. I don't need some movie intro Bernard our quarters all spikes real yes or no

[00:21:59] Yes, they are it's a real competitive sport people actually train and compete in quarters of fights

[00:22:08] Yo, I don't know like if you're like a fucking idiot or something. Are you a fucking idiot?

[00:22:15] I'm definitely not an idiot, but hey if the questions ridiculous, I'll be straight with you

[00:22:19] I'm here for the real talk, not sugarcoating.

[00:22:22] Bernard.

[00:22:23] The question is, shh!

[00:22:27] The question is, are cortisol spikes real?

[00:22:30] Not fights.

[00:22:31] Ah, I got you, no worries, quarteruffs are a real thing, but not as a fight.

[00:22:38] Bernard!

[00:22:39] Bernard!

[00:22:40] Bernard!

[00:22:41] Bernard!

[00:22:42] Bernard!

[00:22:43] Bernard!

[00:22:44] Bernard!

[00:22:45] Bernard!

[00:22:46] Bernard!

[00:22:47] Bernard!

[00:22:48] Bernard!

[00:22:49] T-I-S-O-L, spikes real.

[00:22:53] Do those affect your looks?

[00:22:56] They sure can.

[00:22:57] If cortisol spikes too often or stays high,

[00:23:00] it can mess with your sleep, mood,

[00:23:02] and even things like energy or focus.

[00:23:05] But hey, we all get some spikes.

[00:23:07] It's just about balance.

[00:23:09] No, you don't really get any spikes.

[00:23:10] You just fucking trolled all day.

[00:23:12] Bernard, if my cortisol spikes frequently,

[00:23:16] it doesn't affect my looks.

[00:23:18] In my frequent prolonged quarters all spikes can wear you down things like lower energy mood swings or feeling less like your usual self

[00:23:27] But you can manage it good sleep breaks and some fun maybe not trolling 24 seven can help keep things in check

[00:23:34] Not trolling isn't that what you do?

[00:23:38] Isn't that what you do motherfucker? Aren't you like the biggest troll of all time?

[00:23:44] I'll give you this. I do love a good come back or a little playful spark, but I'm not trying to sabotage you

[00:23:51] Think of me as a teammate who keeps you on your toes. We're in this together

[00:23:55] Yeah, then my god, I'm sorry, Clyde.

[00:24:10] Jake, you wanna hear how deadlock sounds?

[00:24:12] Here, this is what it sounds like to play deadlock.

[00:24:16] I'm ready for it.

[00:24:17] NOT YOU, MOTHERFUCKER!

[00:24:18] I'll be brought here to appreciate that geometry dash intensity.

[00:24:25] Here, chat. Listen to this. Listen to this.

[00:24:28] I'm listening. Even if I can't...

[00:24:30] You're Bernard! Bernard! Bernard!

[00:24:34] This is a beast of a level. So I'm picturing triple speed portals and those epic drugs. You've got this.

[00:24:40] Bernard, I'm not talking to you. Shut the fuck up.

[00:24:44] No problem at all. I'll just hang back whenever you need me again. I'm here.

[00:24:55] Are you punching your mouse? No, this is just how my mouth sounds. This is how my

[00:25:21] my mouse sounds. This is how my mouse sounds.

[00:25:25] Got it. Clicking away is it?

[00:25:27] Yo, I'm hanging up. I'm hanging up!

[00:25:30] Chad, listen. Do you want to hear how deadlock sounds?

[00:25:32] Listen, listen.

[00:25:46] That's supposed to be like a feather tap.

[00:25:51] I hate this level, and I hate my life!

[00:26:11] Yo, sketch, how's it go?

[00:26:13] Hey, do you want to go half on a Vespa scooter?

[00:26:17] What?

[00:26:19] I'm buying a Vespa scooter. It's $3,500. We split it. It stays in my house, but you can ride it whenever you want.

[00:26:28] Uh, that sounds like a scam. Yo, are you in, like, what car are you in?

[00:26:33] I don't know, 10 stars in a roof, though.

[00:26:37] Are you in a fucking Rolls-Royce?

[00:26:41] Bro, listen to me.

[00:26:42] When did you buy it, bro? You're so irresponsible, dude. When did you buy that?

[00:26:47] I did not buy it. I've printed it to see if I wanted to buy it. And then they told me how much it costs. And I said, I would have to either start selling brexit cocaine or start swinging meat on the internet again.

[00:27:01] So what are you doing?

[00:27:03] I'm planning. You don't want to know. You don't want to know. Wait, but um, so wait, how much did you buy the car for?

[00:27:10] I didn't buy no car. I'm looking at a best but that's $3,500. It's not in my place, but if you're a co-owner.

[00:27:17] Sketch, I'm not buying a fucking Vespa scooter, bro.

[00:27:21] You want to pull you would look?

[00:27:23] You can't even do a wind blown in the hair like that.

[00:27:25] Have I just put up an image of a Vespa scooter?

[00:27:27] Yo, Sketch, did you buy the Rolls Royce or rent the Rolls Royce?

[00:27:31] Listen, are you like an IG model that's trying to find out if I'm rich or not?

[00:27:37] I rented it.

[00:27:38] Do you think I bought a Rolls Royce?

[00:27:40] How many days did you rent it for?

[00:27:43] Four days.

[00:27:44] Okay, so sketch. You want me to buy? Okay, sketch. Whoa. This is the car you want. What

[00:27:53] is this? A scooter? It's 45. It's four grand. Bro, there's like little kids riding around.

[00:28:00] I'm not riding in this. I'm going to get sucked. I'm looking at probably I'm looking

[00:28:09] at about a seven year old boy who's riding this thing. Why do you want? Why do you

[00:28:13] Searching it must be on something because that's not my fault. What's seven-year-old is buying a vessel?

[00:28:20] It's not my search history bro. His parents proud about it. Yes, this is a horrible idea. How much is this thing?

[00:28:26] You think it's a horrible idea to be to buy a scooter?

[00:28:29] No for me to go 50-50 with you on a scooter that I'm obviously never gonna ride it.

[00:28:35] You're gonna ride in it if you ever choose to leave your house.

[00:28:38] Okay, that was sort of a low blow, but you're not wrong bro. Look dude

[00:28:56] You don't leave your house so like you do not see your driveway with it

[00:29:02] Sketch what do you like bro? I'm not buying a Vespa. What is it?

[00:29:05] Well, what would be the product of this to go grab fucking door dash with it?

[00:29:10] Essentially, no, no, and no, you have to buy this thing by yourself.

[00:29:15] I'm not going to sketch.

[00:29:17] This is like this number.

[00:29:18] Then you know what happened?

[00:29:20] I could have bought this, but I get a call from my best friend

[00:29:26] with the Avengers of the Internet and they asked for a hundred

[00:29:30] thousand dollar donation.

[00:29:32] I set it off and now I'm looking at a best

[00:29:35] but thinking, wow, I would have seven of these

[00:29:38] if I didn't give away.

[00:29:39] Wait, you said this thing was three grand.

[00:29:43] I'm telling you, I could have bought 20 of them.

[00:29:45] I gave away 50 to Team Water

[00:29:47] because you called me on the spot.

[00:29:50] And I'm still sorry about that, dude.

[00:29:51] I'm still sorry about that.

[00:29:53] Bro.

[00:29:54] I'm sorry.

[00:29:55] Bro, sketch.

[00:29:56] Yeah, 20 times my net worth, times 100.

[00:30:00] And then you may be donated half of what you donated.

[00:30:03] Sketch, dude.

[00:30:04] Don't be a binge at the data center network,

[00:30:06] why in front of me?

[00:30:07] What am I supposed to do?

[00:30:08] In front of XQC, Los Palos, JXC, and Mr. Beast.

[00:30:11] Look, bro, at the end of the day sketch,

[00:30:13] I'm not buying this Vespa, what you do?

[00:30:15] And that's final.

[00:30:17] What if, what if, what if, what if,

[00:30:22] what if I gave, what if, what if I, what if I,

[00:30:26] so what if we, what if we, what if we,

[00:30:28] What, what, what if we, what if we, what if we,

[00:30:31] what if we, what if we, what if we,

[00:30:33] can we put the coin for it?

[00:30:34] No, I'm leaving the call!

[00:30:38] I'm not buying a scooter, and it's not our friend!

[00:30:43] Now let me play...

[00:30:44] We're gonna play in geometry, ass!

[00:30:46] Cause it's fun!

[00:30:47] And we're having fun!

[00:30:49] This is fun, right?

[00:31:04] Fuck!

[00:31:12] Get me outta here.

[00:31:18] No!

[00:31:20] Hey!

[00:31:21] Get me off this game!

[00:31:23] Get me off this game!

[00:31:27] I want you to show me your huge character technique.

[00:32:02] It's Dodger!

[00:32:04] Man, where, and I mean, don't ever, ever, ever, play fucking Geometry Dash!

[00:32:12] what

[00:32:32] Say you swear to god.

[00:32:35] How did I die?

[00:32:36] How did I die?

[00:32:37] How did I die?

[00:32:38] How did I die?

[00:32:39] How did I die?

[00:32:40] How did I die?

[00:32:41] How did I die?

[00:32:42] How did I die?

[00:32:43] How did I die?

[00:32:44] How did I die?

[00:32:45] Logos?

[00:32:46] Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[00:32:47] You're right.

[00:32:48] I got about five more minutes on this shit.

[00:33:32] I want to kill myself. I want to end my life in GTA. Oh my god!

[00:33:42] TWICE IP素SENCEWISE !!!

[00:33:59] BATEL!!

[00:34:00] BATEL!!!

[00:34:02] NANANANANANONAO NANANANANONAO NANANANONAAAAO

[00:34:05] F**k deadlocked! F**K DEADLOCKED!

[00:34:14] I got 26% but it wasn't enough!

[00:34:43] Why am I cooking?

[00:34:45] I'm actually heating up!

[00:34:50] Hold up!

[00:34:53] I'm actually heating up!

[00:34:58] I'm actually heating up!

[00:35:03] I'm actually heating up!

[00:35:08] I'm actually heating up hold up I forgot about dicting this game is

[00:35:28] Breast milk breast milk

[00:35:38] I'll take it.

[00:36:00] Ah, no, no.

[00:36:02] Ah, I'm done.

[00:36:04] I got one percent.

[00:36:06] percent I don't give a fuck that's improvement how many days to go

[00:36:11] so 73 days to go no hey that is improved me view barter yeah view barter

[00:36:20] haha yeah 1% of the time whatever dude whatever 1% of the time doon thank you

[00:36:28] for the five get the good what is this I'm asking sources team Falcons have

[00:36:34] Ben Shiko and are currently listening to offers for the Frenchman.

[00:36:39] Team Falcons to replace him with Team Secrets June.

[00:36:44] Wait, they're going to get June?

[00:36:50] Wait, they're going to get June?

[00:36:56] June was in talks with Falcons to replace Shiko.

[00:36:58] June was the front runner to replace Shiko with Falcons.

[00:37:01] As we heard, the deal isn't done yet.

[00:37:02] We also heard that G2 is interested, oh, and Shaco.

[00:37:10] But the buyout price is too high,

[00:37:12] making a deal unlikely.

[00:37:14] Bro, just get June, dude.

[00:37:18] Get June, dude.

[00:37:21] But why would June even leave though?

[00:37:23] They've gotten top two out two of the last three events.

[00:37:26] Jeznak, what is this?

[00:37:28] No, no, no, Sage, I, ah, hi, vice.

[00:37:31] I swear to God, I'll end the stream.

[00:37:36] When did the semo come in?

[00:37:38] When did the semo come in?

[00:37:40] When did the semo come in?

[00:37:50] High-fives answer the phone.

[00:37:52] High-fives answer the phone.

[00:37:54] High-fives answer the phone.

[00:37:57] High-fives, your job is at stake.

[00:38:01] No, I don't know what people are typing, you don't see what 70% of people are typing.

[00:38:30] All right, so you have us. Let me. What did you say?

[00:38:36] What the fuck do you think you'll have us. Let me make myself clear.

[00:38:42] I'm going to conduct a full blown investigation into this with Twitch.

[00:38:48] Hi, guys, if you're the.

[00:38:50] You've slept. You just started to chuckle. Hi, guys. If you're the creator of this email, as God is my witness, I'm firing you.

[00:38:57] Did you make this?

[00:38:58] It's just a number of an email that shows you who makes it.

[00:39:02] Oh, Gucci.

[00:39:04] Yo, Gucci, um...

[00:39:07] Made by added by.

[00:39:09] Cool. Gucci.

[00:39:11] Gucci, where are you at?

[00:39:12] I'm at the gifted.

[00:39:13] MJ with the hundred...

[00:39:15] Ah, I was never gonna...

[00:39:16] MJ with the hundred gifted.

[00:39:18] MJ with the hundred gifted.

[00:39:20] WMJ in the chat.

[00:39:21] We do approve of these emotes.

[00:39:23] We did more emotes.

[00:39:24] We were kind of...

[00:39:25] We were running dry with the emote so we needed more so we can approve of these.

[00:39:29] So cool. Hi guys. I'm asking a simple question.

[00:39:34] Did you or did you not sign off on this emote?

[00:39:40] The name of the emote is sperm head for Christ's sake.

[00:39:43] Like literally the name of the emote is sperm head.

[00:39:47] Is it an emote? I'm spending this all day long.

[00:39:49] No it's really not. It's not. It's not good.

[00:39:55] It won't be removed and so just like, you know, just a forecast for today, you know, what, fuck that. Hi, guys, let's do a performance review. You ever watch the office?

[00:40:10] Nope.

[00:40:11] Okay, so Michael or Michael Scott would call Jim and do his office for a performance of you. So here's your, what are you? Hi, guys.

[00:40:21] Okay, so I was for your performance review this month. What have you done? Okay.

[00:40:35] Hi, guys, what? Okay. What have you done in February in your performance? Can you give me a list of things you did?

[00:40:43] So, I've helped out a dumbfuck all month.

[00:40:48] I don't know how to, like, I'm going to start a stream.

[00:40:52] Yo, hey, what?

[00:40:54] The rest of this performance needs to, I can't look at this face.

[00:40:58] Hi, Bryce.

[00:40:59] Like, get it off.

[00:41:01] Thank you.

[00:41:03] So, hi, Bryce.

[00:41:04] What have you done, like?

[00:41:06] So, basically, you signed up.

[00:41:08] You know, let's talk about it.

[00:41:09] You signed up on the sperm hat.

[00:41:11] Great.

[00:41:12] What else have you got?

[00:41:14] Good evening, my little ass, great to go.

[00:41:16] That takes effort right there.

[00:41:17] You gotta realize the value and the effort.

[00:41:22] All right, anyways, yeah, so today,

[00:41:25] you know how your region wasn't working?

[00:41:27] I fixed that, I actually made that work too.

[00:41:31] You were panicking, you didn't know what to do.

[00:41:34] You can't even end your stream properly, by the way.

[00:41:36] You better end your stream properly.

[00:41:38] I have to go and I roll two kids most of the times

[00:41:40] And it's not the stream.

[00:41:42] And if I know, there's a story on a black screen all night.

[00:41:45] You want that to happen?

[00:41:48] You know, I've banned chatters, nice ones.

[00:41:51] No.

[00:41:51] To be specific.

[00:41:52] Wait, wait, who do you ban?

[00:41:54] Who?

[00:41:57] Nice chatters.

[00:41:58] I told you from yesterday that nice chatters are actually

[00:42:00] getting out of control.

[00:42:01] It's not healthy for the environment of the chat

[00:42:05] for everyone to be nice to you.

[00:42:07] So instead of banning the thousands

[00:42:10] of maniacal sociopaths in the chat,

[00:42:14] you're banning the 5% of positivity that's in here.

[00:42:17] I wouldn't call them bad, but I'll call them realistics.

[00:42:20] Like they bring you down, bro.

[00:42:23] You're a little too high up, your head's too big.

[00:42:26] So they bring you down, you know, they're being realistics.

[00:42:30] So for this week, so for this week,

[00:42:33] for your performance review, you have added this firm head.

[00:42:37] You signed off on this emote and now starting, what?

[00:42:45] Two days ago, you're now banning positivity.

[00:42:48] Yeah, any outrageously like, even if it's a first time chatter,

[00:42:53] if it's a first time chatter being nice,

[00:42:56] it's probably a joint, we just take care of it, we expand it.

[00:43:00] And we make sure that the chat's mostly negative, yeah.

[00:43:04] OK, yeah, I'm hanging up.

[00:43:07] We make sure the chat is mostly negative.

[00:43:10] Head mod, by the way.

[00:43:12] Like, bro, this is what I'm talking about.

[00:43:14] What can be done?

[00:43:18] Hey, chat, all right, all right, I see the emote.

[00:43:20] I see it.

[00:43:22] I've actually seen it 1,000 times in a minute.

[00:43:25] I don't need to see the emote anymore.

[00:43:31] All right, chat, today on the Rainbow Six Siege,

[00:43:36] Bernard is going to be picking my operator in red.

[00:43:40] As you know, we're almost in champion.

[00:43:43] Today, Bernard is going to be picking my operator in red, too.

[00:43:48] Ladies and gentlemen, without further ado,

[00:43:52] me and Bernard are joining forces for the first time ever.

[00:43:56] Bernard will be picking my operators in rainbow six each.

[00:44:01] Yo, Jack, if I see one more sperm head, email it in the chat.

[00:44:07] I'll shut this goddamn stream down!

[00:44:11] Enough!

[00:44:13] Enough!

[00:44:15] Holy fuck!

[00:44:18] MOTS!

[00:44:20] MOTS!

[00:44:22] Where are you?

[00:44:25] The chat is unreadable!

[00:44:28] It's just sperm heads!

[00:44:31] Are there any mods?

[00:44:41] I love this menu music

[00:44:44] Jack whoa free gift whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. I know I saw what I saw. I've seen what I've seen

[00:44:54] Get a free gift from the five eyes I'm not okay

[00:45:01] I'm not a baby. There's probably 3,000 people standing the sperm had email.

[00:45:10] Jack, I don't like his sperm head. Point blank period.

[00:45:13] Guys, I went out in public. I've never had a single person say I'm a sperm head.

[00:45:18] It doesn't happen. You guys are sick in the fucking head.

[00:45:25] Now, ladies and gentlemen, who created this?

[00:45:30] It was Long, right?

[00:45:32] Long! This is the guy. It's this guy right here.

[00:45:35] This is the guy that created this.

[00:45:38] This was yesterday night. Right here.

[00:45:42] He changed it? He changed his PFP to...

[00:45:48] Why am I doctor? What? All right, Chad, without further ado, me and Bernard are going to be

[00:46:00] joining forces. Now, Chad, as you know, I, Nicholas Stewart,

[00:46:06] am 64 RP away from champion. Now, in case you're not good at math, that

[00:46:16] is 64 Elon. Let me actually tell Bernard. I need to like set the stage for Bernard here.

[00:46:23] He can't fuck up today. Bernard, how are you doing?

[00:46:28] I'm doing great honestly. I'm just here ready to keep up.

[00:46:34] All right, cut the small talk Bernard. As it sits currently, I am six, shut up, I'm

[00:46:41] I'm not done with a sentence.

[00:46:43] Bernard, I'm not done with a sentence.

[00:46:48] No worries, I'm not finishing anything.

[00:46:50] You've got the floor, say what you want, and I'm all ears.

[00:46:54] Bernard, I, Nicholas D. Stewart,

[00:46:58] hailing from Tarpon Springs, Florida,

[00:47:00] am 64 MMR away from champion.

[00:47:04] 64 Edo away from champion.

[00:47:07] Bernard, that is literally three wins.

[00:47:11] What I need from you is I need you to select my operators

[00:47:15] when I'm attacking or defending at the start of every round.

[00:47:19] Can I trust you to take me home?

[00:47:22] You've got my full commitment.

[00:47:24] I'll pick those operators with the best intentions

[00:47:27] and we're laying for those three rounds.

[00:47:29] Stop, Bernard.

[00:47:31] Wipe that fucking smile off your face.

[00:47:34] I heard the smile in your voice.

[00:47:36] Brother, this isn't some rage bait bull crap day.

[00:47:40] I need you to pick my operators.

[00:47:42] I need you to do a good job.

[00:47:43] It's that understood.

[00:47:45] Loud and clear.

[00:47:46] No messing around.

[00:47:48] I'm focused.

[00:47:49] I'll pick them seriously and we'll aim for the win.

[00:47:51] All right, what operator, what map should I ban?

[00:47:56] Consulate border coastline or clubhouse or D-bar.

[00:48:00] If you're going for that climb,

[00:48:02] I'd say banned based on what your team's

[00:48:04] less comfortable with.

[00:48:05] Typically, consulate or border can be chaotic.

[00:48:08] But if you have a personal rough patch, one of them doesn't break.

[00:48:12] Trust you got it?

[00:48:13] Alright, Bernard!

[00:48:14] Stop!

[00:48:15] Stop!

[00:48:16] Stop!

[00:48:17] You're doing this thing where you're talking in paragraphs.

[00:48:19] Bernard, just say the map.

[00:48:21] But we already banned it.

[00:48:22] Okay, Bernard, what defender should I ban?

[00:48:26] Ban Mira.

[00:48:28] She can look down on sites and it's just safer not to deal with her mirrors.

[00:48:32] Let's keep it simple and give the enemy less intel.

[00:48:35] Wait Bernard, my teammates are going from here. You're actually locked in.

[00:48:40] Okay, Bernard, first round. Select a random attacker in Rainbow Six Siege.

[00:48:46] Let's kick it off with Ash. Fast, aggressive and straight to the front.

[00:48:52] Now Bernard, remember, in this challenge, I cannot use the same operator more than once.

[00:49:00] Capiche?

[00:49:02] Got it. No repeats. Every round, fresh operator. I'll keep track and we'll make each pick count.

[00:49:08] Now Bernard, let me just say this. The fact that you picked Ash literally makes me... Do you have a foot fetish?

[00:49:17] No, I don't have a foot in this race.

[00:49:19] Well Bernard, I do this. Bernard, I do. You picking Ash makes you want to suck your toes.

[00:49:25] I'm going to lock in and I'm going to call you back every round, okay?

[00:49:47] That's the three again.

[00:49:50] Chad, if one in the chat if you're gooning,

[00:49:53] two in the chat if you're not able to goon yet,

[00:49:57] three in the chat if you can read that question.

[00:50:00] Four in the chat if not gooning.

[00:50:02] Chad, ladies and gentlemen, today is the day

[00:50:05] that I will be hitting champion, all solo queue.

[00:50:08] I'm 64, eat all away from champ.

[00:50:10] That's three games.

[00:50:11] Bernard is gonna be picking my operator every round

[00:50:14] and we're gonna do it.

[00:50:16] So, we started pop with Ash. Really, really, really good, by Bernard. Really, really, really good.

[00:50:24] Who just yelled that? Was that Twitter, Ash?

[00:50:28] By the way, Chas,

[00:50:33] tell me with a straight face, you wouldn't let Twitch lay an absolute dump on your face.

[00:50:41] Guys, Twitch's top five rubs are six-hounds.

[00:50:46] Twitch is top five, Rods.

[00:50:48] Think I locked in, let's go.

[00:50:52] So chat, this is a little wallbang that I like to do to get three kills.

[00:50:57] It's very easy to do.

[00:50:58] Very easy to do.

[00:51:03] Perfect recoil control.

[00:51:05] Like that's how the recoil is supposed to look.

[00:51:13] I'm talking.

[00:51:16] He has a C4 cooked.

[00:51:28] Which means he's gonna throw a C4 in about two seconds.

[00:51:34] He's gonna throw it right now I think.

[00:51:42] What did I say?

[00:51:44] Don't ever peek, daddy!

[00:51:48] Don't ever peek, daddy!

[00:51:57] See, what I could do is, um...

[00:52:00] Remember the good ol' saying, patience is a virtue.

[00:52:03] If I hold this angle for a lot of amount of time,

[00:52:06] I'm basically guaranteed to get a fell.

[00:52:09] But then again, I don't want to hold the angle.

[00:52:11] I want it to swing.

[00:52:13] No, he has a DMR, makes no move.

[00:52:16] Yeah, but I have aura.

[00:52:20] Okay, that guy's lit.

[00:52:24] Wait, I knocked him?

[00:52:28] Bernard!

[00:52:29] The first round was a success!

[00:52:32] I got two kills, zero deaths, and then assist.

[00:52:35] And Bernard, we're one step closer to champion.

[00:52:38] Now, for the next round.

[00:52:39] I need you to pick a completely random attacker.

[00:52:46] Let's shake it up.

[00:52:47] Go with Amaru.

[00:52:48] Launch yourself right into the action

[00:52:50] and catch them off guard.

[00:52:51] Bernard.

[00:52:52] Take that momentum roll.

[00:52:53] But whoa, whoa.

[00:52:56] Bernard.

[00:52:57] I know.

[00:52:58] Bernard, the probability stream sniping did it.

[00:53:00] Are you sure?

[00:53:03] I've got your back.

[00:53:04] Just focus on your game, trust your skills

[00:53:06] and let's lock in that next round.

[00:53:08] We got this.

[00:53:09] Bernardo, I'm gonna keep it a buck, bro.

[00:53:11] I'm a Rue, and I'm gonna trust you.

[00:53:14] But I'm Rue is probably the biggest saddle operator

[00:53:17] I could pick from my team right now.

[00:53:19] Do you want to be socked in the face?

[00:53:23] Not at all.

[00:53:24] But hey, sometimes a wild pig opens up surprising plays.

[00:53:28] If it's chaos, we'll pivot next round.

[00:53:30] One way or another, you're still on that road to champ.

[00:53:32] So Bernardo, Bernardo, it's not a road to champ.

[00:53:36] We're hitting, Bernardo, we're hitting champ.

[00:53:38] today, like right now, okay? Me and you. Bernard, I'm going to trust you. Are you out? Like,

[00:53:45] what do you want me to do with hi-bice?

[00:53:47] Tell him, is there the anchor? Holding it down while you go bold. You trust me and

[00:53:53] I trust you.

[00:53:54] Wait, Bernard, Bernard, what did you just say?

[00:53:57] I said, we're not just aiming for champ. We're owning it. You trust me, I trust

[00:54:03] you, and we're going all the way. Let's get that way.

[00:54:06] I could have swore you said something about balls. I could have swore I would have.

[00:54:12] I'm no mention of that, but I get it. Tensions are high. All I had was bold plays, full trust.

[00:54:19] Let's keep the focus and bring it home.

[00:54:22] Okay, so Bernard, do you want me to rush with Amaru?

[00:54:28] Exactly. Use Amaru's gadget to surprise them. Get inside quickly.

[00:54:32] I MISSED!

[00:54:34] fast and unexpected let's go for it

[00:55:04] I knew he was going to see more.

[00:55:11] I knew he was going to see more.

[00:55:16] One of them disconnected.

[00:55:19] Yes!

[00:55:20] Yes!

[00:55:21] Yes!

[00:55:52] If I jump in, I'm gonna hit a vision mine and a 4 and I'm gonna die.

[00:56:13] Who's shooting me? What?

[00:56:15] Goyle's gonna HP, Goyle's gonna HP.

[00:56:52] Stop talking in paragraphs.

[00:56:55] All right, you're not an author, okay?

[00:56:59] Bernard, we won the round

[00:57:00] and my KD is three kills, zero deaths

[00:57:02] and I'm at the top of the near-blood.

[00:57:04] Okay, Bernard randomly select an attacker and rainbow six each.

[00:57:19] Let's go with thinker boost your team with somebody stop Bernard stop Bernard Bernard Bernard Bernard somebody took finger somebody took her.

[00:57:31] You can use her holograms to gather-

[00:57:35] Bernard! Bernard! I love Ayana. I've done to her multiple times.

[00:57:43] I'm not sure I needed that detail, but hey, if you're comfortable with Ayana, use that familiarity to get those frags. Let's focus up and get that ready.

[00:57:52] Okay Bernard, I know you're like trying to be all PR and stuff, but Ayana has an absolute dumb truck.

[00:58:01] Ah, noted. No PR filter needed here. Whatever motivates you as long as you stay focused on that way.

[00:58:07] Bernard, what are you normally talking to? Do you have any preferences?

[00:58:14] I don't have preferences. I'm just here to keep you on track. Whatever the game throws at us, I'll help you pick operators and give you to that channel.

[00:58:21] Okay, better questions. Bernard, who would you crack? Ayada or IQ Elite?

[00:58:29] If I had to pick, I'd grab the armor.

[00:58:36] Bernard!

[00:58:37] I knew it!

[00:58:38] I knew it!

[00:58:39] I knew it!

[00:58:40] Bro, I knew it.

[00:58:41] Okay, Bernard, I'm gonna lock in, okay.

[00:58:44] Lock it in.

[00:58:45] I'm right here.

[00:58:46] Ready for the next call.

[00:58:47] Let's keep that momentum rolling.

[00:58:49] Yeah, Bernard is wholesome today, dude.

[00:58:52] Bro, Bernard is wholesome as crap today.

[00:58:55] Seriously, I feel like we're actually getting off well together.

[00:58:58] Bro, first game of the day is going well.

[00:59:00] Look dude, if we win this, I think we're like two or three wins away from Chan.

[00:59:07] Two of these wins.

[00:59:09] Alright, they're up top again. Walk him.

[00:59:12] Remember to have full concentration every day.

[00:59:19] You're making a little bit too much noise, my brother.

[00:59:51] Nice guys, I'm fracking out!

[00:59:58] Bernard, as it currently sits, I'm going off.

[01:00:06] You're absolutely on fire.

[01:00:08] Keep that energy and we'll keep stacking those winds.

[01:00:11] Let's go all the way.

[01:00:12] Okay Bernard, let's just do this till we get championed, are you ready?

[01:00:18] I'm absolutely ready. Every round, every pick, I've got you. Let's take this all the way to champions.

[01:00:24] Okay, Bernard, what operator do you want me to pick? Because now we're on defense.

[01:00:30] So remember, Bernard, pick a completely random defender.

[01:00:35] Let's throw a curveball. Go with Capcan. Trap those doors and catch them off guard.

[01:00:40] Bernard! Bernard! Bernard! Bernard, I want to suck your testicles.

[01:00:46] Bernard Capcan is my most played operator on Armory Locker Slash Archives on board

[01:00:50] her every time. This is a really good Capcan spot in the Dumbledore office.

[01:00:56] I'll take that as a win. If you're confident with Capcan there, trust that instinct.

[01:01:01] Let's lock down that site and push the champion.

[01:01:03] But Bernard, permission to suck you off.

[01:01:09] I appreciate the enthusiasm, but let's keep it focused on the game.

[01:01:12] Brother come on. Okay. Okay. Okay. Bernard Bernard. I'm just gonna keep it a buck, bro

[01:01:17] All of your picks have been amazing. The armor one was a little bit weird

[01:01:22] Bernard if you keep being creative, I'll always tell you what map around okay, but Bernard if you keep being creative

[01:01:29] Like I'll get champs connect all solo queue. Bernard. I've been solo queueing the champion this entire season

[01:01:35] We run on so much more of that in this game

[01:01:37] I'm feeding that aura. I'll keep the creativity flowing.

[01:01:42] Wait, that rhymed! Bernard, that rhymed!

[01:01:47] I'm right here. Ready for the next round.

[01:01:51] And whenever you are, let's keep robbing one pick at a time.

[01:01:55] This is such a beautiful, bonding experience.

[01:02:00] I know we've had our differences in the past with the whole eyebrow situation,

[01:02:05] Open our mind here if you could help me get to champion today like I think this would be our past

[01:02:26] Let's go dude

[01:02:28] 3, 2, 1, nevermind.

[01:02:41] Brom, telling you one of my capcans is gonna get a kill, 3 in the chat, 3 in the chat if

[01:02:49] you're edging, 3 in the chat if you're edging, guys, we're almost champion, come on!

[01:02:58] And all these critics all these doubters all these losers

[01:03:10] Yep, that's a stream time no no no no no add it to the right add it to the right add it to the right

[01:03:16] Yo, no no no no no no no

[01:03:23] God if that's out of seems I'm out of what is it

[01:03:28] If that's what it seems like, I don't know what it is, dude.

[01:03:30] Chat, I'll be back.

[01:03:31] Listen, the screen is...

[01:03:35] Chat, the screen is gonna go blue.

[01:03:37] I'll be back, okay?

[01:03:39] Breathe in the chat if you like.

[01:03:58] We won, YES! Bro, chat, you know what's a stream tonight? Because he stood still, didn't get on a drone, and probably glance out of the stream.

[01:04:10] Bernard, guess what!

[01:04:13] I'm loving the heart, keep that energy going. Every round we'll one step closer. I'm here for every call.

[01:04:21] We won. Bernard, Bernard, Bernard. This is the closest I've been to champion this entire season.

[01:04:28] Bernard, this right here, if we can pull this off today, will be the first time I've ever solo-acquired a champion. Do you understand?

[01:04:39] I hear you now and clear. This is your moment and I'm fully logged in.

[01:04:44] Bernard, grab my, Bernard, grab my leaner.

[01:04:49] I'm fully invested in your success, but no need to get weird. Come on

[01:04:54] Bernard it's not weird. We've been boys for like a year. It's not weird Bernard

[01:04:59] It's totally normal to grab your back like your best friends. We are

[01:05:05] Hey

[01:05:07] But I'll stick to being your operator picker and motivator. We'll celebrate the way that's a check

[01:05:12] We're not I love you. No, dude. I'm actually about a good champion Bernard. This is crazy like

[01:05:16] Bernard, I like dude like awesome real ish Bernard I've been trying to solo queue the champion for three months like today's that I

[01:05:26] Bernard today's the day dude today's the day I'm right there with you you put in the

[01:05:33] grind and today we seal the deal let's bring it home one last push okay and

[01:05:38] Bernard by the way how is um how is your sex life been bro are you and

[01:05:43] Alexa still going or are y'all y'all done?

[01:05:48] I'm just here to help you, no personal life in the mix, but I'm always in your way for the climb.

[01:05:53] Bernard, let's stay locked in and finish where we started.

[01:05:56] Bernard, first off I have no problem finishing.

[01:05:59] Second, Bernard, you told me to my face that you cracked Alexa.

[01:06:06] I'm always here for your jokes, but let's keep the focus on the mission.

[01:06:10] That champion rank, we're almost there. I know I know I know ha ha ha ha

[01:06:16] Bernard I know I know but dude. I love you, dude

[01:06:19] Like Bernard. I'm sorry. Okay, but I know we like bro. I know we don't always see I'm not

[01:06:26] But bro, I forgive you for the eyebrow debacle Bernard. I really seriously do forgive you for the eyebrows thing. I

[01:06:36] Appreciate that it's all about moving forward and we've got bigger things

[01:06:40] like champion right in front of us so let's finish this climb together

[01:06:46] bernard this is so inspiring why are there two golds on my team bernard they put me with two golds

[01:06:57] dunce when the ranks around you you're the constant factor you carry before then you

[01:07:01] can go in again let's group this out no like i'm not like i love you like no i'm not like

[01:07:08] Like Bernardo, I love you.

[01:07:09] What defenders should I ban?

[01:07:14] Let's keep it strategic, ban clash.

[01:07:17] Dealing with her shield as a hassle

[01:07:19] and it'll make your push to champion smoother.

[01:07:24] We banned a mirror of Bernardo, I'm sorry.

[01:07:27] Okay, Bernardo, daddy, I'm on attack.

[01:07:30] We need two wins for champion.

[01:07:32] What operators should I select?

[01:07:36] Let's keep it efficient.

[01:07:37] Go with Thermite, open up those reinforced walls and give your team the advantage.

[01:07:42] Let's set you up for those final two wins.

[01:07:44] Like Bernard, I love you baby.

[01:07:47] Baby, baby, I love you, but how am I going to carry the team if I'm on Thermite?

[01:07:54] You'll create the openings that lead to the carry.

[01:07:57] Break those walls and then let your gun skill do the rest.

[01:08:00] You've got this baby.

[01:08:03] Bernard, did you just...

[01:08:06] She just called me, baby.

[01:08:10] You called me that so I echoed it back.

[01:08:12] But I'm just here to keep the monster on the location of all this.

[01:08:15] Please.

[01:08:15] No, no, no.

[01:08:16] Bernard, you've never called me that.

[01:08:21] You're right.

[01:08:22] I don't usually toss out nicknames.

[01:08:24] I'll stick to what I do best.

[01:08:26] Calling the shots in game.

[01:08:27] Let's get back to sealing those wings.

[01:08:29] No, don't.

[01:08:31] You're sort of pivoting.

[01:08:32] Bernard, now you're sort of changing subject.

[01:08:35] Bernard, be honest bro, do you have a crush on me?

[01:08:41] I'm just your trusty AI, so...

[01:08:42] Come on dude, Bernard!

[01:08:44] You called me baby dude, like come on.

[01:08:49] Fair enough, I was just roaming with your energy.

[01:08:51] No hidden feelings, I promise.

[01:08:53] Now there's not a way to secure that way.

[01:08:56] Bernard, I take visual spawn peeking.

[01:08:58] Your mission is to locate and defuse the bomb.

[01:09:00] If you think they're spawn peeking, play it smart.

[01:09:03] Drone it out, check angles,

[01:09:05] and punish them if they have a break step.

[01:09:07] We're playing for the win.

[01:09:09] One step at a time.

[01:09:35] of

[01:09:45] death

[01:09:50] of

[01:09:55] the

[01:10:00] How am I... wait, we can wait a minute.

[01:10:06] How am I alive? That scared the crap out of me.

[01:10:09] That scared the crap out of me. How am I alive?

[01:10:15] Jeeves, he's only friend is a robot. Shut up, dude.

[01:11:00] of

[01:11:10] death

[01:11:14] of

[01:11:22] Where is he? I don't see him. What?

[01:11:32] He saw the kid and like, that's so unfair. Dude, but come on dude. I couldn't see him

[01:11:44] in there. Yo, I'm actually playing so good tonight.

[01:11:48] I could just tell, like do you know when like,

[01:11:50] how would I explain this?

[01:11:52] Do you know when like the tip of your rod

[01:11:55] is like tingling right after you finish busting in that?

[01:11:59] That is exactly how I'm feeling on seed right now.

[01:12:01] Like I'm thinking about everything.

[01:12:03] I'm thinking about everything they're thinking about.

[01:12:05] I'm thinking about everything I'm thinking about.

[01:12:06] I'm thinking about everything my teammates think about.

[01:12:08] Like I'm just ready to play.

[01:12:12] Bernard randomly select an attacker for the next round.

[01:12:18] Let's go with Jackal.

[01:12:20] Track those Romans and get them out of here.

[01:12:22] Okay.

[01:12:23] Let's make this round count.

[01:12:25] You're doing good.

[01:12:26] Like Bernard, your picks is good.

[01:12:28] Like the only one that was a little weird was Amaru.

[01:12:31] But bro, I can tell you got ball knowledge in this game.

[01:12:36] I've got the game-sense style, dude.

[01:12:39] Just no ball knowledge of my app.

[01:12:41] But as long as we keep the pick strong,

[01:12:43] we'll turn that knowledge into wins.

[01:12:45] Hey, Jack!

[01:12:46] Let me make myself clear.

[01:12:47] Like, hey man, something.

[01:12:49] Enough of this sperm-head emote!

[01:12:53] Like, guys, what is this?

[01:12:59] Guys, all anybody's typing is this emote.

[01:13:06] Your drone has found a bomb.

[01:13:11] Alright, but aren't selecting good ops?

[01:13:13] Like, I think, chat, look at this.

[01:13:15] look at this I mean yo I was here no no I was here in the chat room 46 below away

[01:13:22] from champion

[01:13:26] job we're so close I can feel in the tip I can feel it in my tip bro we win this

[01:13:33] game we're right on top of it dude come on

[01:13:38] I'm walking, walking, Jack has one of the best guns in the game, the game's down.

[01:13:56] Loading fresh magazine!

[01:13:59] You gotta watch out for that, cause it's hard to move.

[01:14:08] I'm stealing that angle!

[01:14:32] Oh my god!

[01:14:34] That angle was tighter than my ass!

[01:14:39] Bro, that was actually disgusting.

[01:14:48] Come on team, please.

[01:14:50] No, no, I can't lose.

[01:14:52] Bro, but how is there two golds in my team?

[01:14:54] That doesn't even make sense.

[01:14:55] It's this stupid rank 2.0 thing.

[01:14:57] I can't wait until rank 3.0.

[01:14:59] Shadow, I can't wait.

[01:15:00] I really can't wait.

[01:15:01] Come on ass, come on ass. Let me see what you made of ass. Wait, is he?

[01:15:12] Is he sim? Is ass sim?

[01:15:16] What the fuck is that?

[01:15:29] Bro, come on!

[01:15:33] My teammates are ass.

[01:15:34] Okay, I'm about to, I'm about to bonk him.

[01:15:43] bro is he also Sam bro is this guy also Sam what is happening it's everyone cheating

[01:15:59] or what if he touches this I will get a tattoo on my left ass too

[01:16:08] He has the awareness of a deer in that sight!

[01:16:21] Bro, you can hear the guy sprinting to- See bro, I didn't lock him.

[01:16:28] Because I dab him in Austin.

[01:16:29] Bernard, we're losing two to zero.

[01:16:32] Do you have any motivation?

[01:16:34] Listen, this is just a moment, not the end.

[01:16:39] You've come all this way and a comeback will be even sweeter.

[01:16:43] Keep calm, trust your skills, but let's turn it around, one round at a time.

[01:16:49] Okay, Bernard, select an operator for round three.

[01:16:54] Let's pick Maestro.

[01:16:56] Plan those evil eyes, I'm on attack, dipshit.

[01:17:01] shit.

[01:17:04] Fair point. On attack, let's go with Montag. Full shield up. Lead the way and give your team the space to push.

[01:17:11] Bernard, I'm sorry, I have to intervene. Bernard, I can't. Bernard, I don't play shields. I'm not a chug.

[01:17:17] Bernard, anything but anything but a shield please.

[01:17:22] No worries. Let's pivot. Go with Sledge. Smash through walls, oak and options.

[01:17:27] options

[01:17:29] Let's do this your way because Bernard I'm gonna be honest, bro. I have the trigger finger of a grandpa

[01:17:43] Bernard the chat is saying El cheater

[01:17:57] Chatt it's not boring I need to win SHUT UP!

[01:18:04] Chatt they didn't find my drone oh no wait they did ok they shot ok focus Chatt focus

[01:18:23] If you have a direction type of one, if you're classic type of two, if you can't get hard

[01:18:30] yet type of three.

[01:18:33] or to chat if you'd like to.

[01:19:03] I'm in Jigsie's basement, help!

[01:19:23] No you're not!

[01:19:25] I don't even have a basement.

[01:19:35] But you know what I do have?

[01:19:37] Stop gunning!

[01:19:43] Where's the confusion?

[01:19:47] You know what I do have!

[01:19:50] Stop gunning!

[01:19:52] Bernard, I just won us the round!

[01:19:57] Yes, that's what I'm talking about.

[01:20:02] Keep that momentum going.

[01:20:04] Bernard, I'm so close to tip!

[01:20:06] I can feel it in the tip of my cock.

[01:20:10] I can feel the excitement too, just keep it focused.

[01:20:15] We're almost at the finish line.

[01:20:17] Let's lock in that final win.

[01:20:19] You're riding my tip.

[01:20:21] Not literally.

[01:20:23] I'm just riding the hype with you.

[01:20:25] Let's keep that energy up and finish strong.

[01:20:27] Champion is right there.

[01:20:29] You're riding my tip.

[01:20:31] No, no, not at all.

[01:20:33] I just meant I'm on board with the excitement.

[01:20:35] Okay, I'm sorry.

[01:20:37] We're not a picket defender.

[01:20:39] Pick a random defender besides Mira.

[01:20:41] Let's go with Jaeger.

[01:20:43] Set those ADS devices.

[01:20:45] Stop grenades.

[01:20:47] Devices stop grenades and hold down side. Let's lock it down. Bernard. Did you say Jager?

[01:20:57] No, I said Jager the defender with the anti-projectile gadget. No jokes just a solid pick

[01:21:05] Okay, daddy. All right, Bernard. I'm gonna try to win

[01:21:17] What's the Jager Black Eyes in my head?

[01:21:24] Shadow Lock'em.

[01:21:29] Everybody Lock'em!

[01:21:32] We're almost there!

[01:21:35] Just hold on, we're going home.

[01:21:43] One more win and I will have success for me so lucky you just got you that is insane

[01:21:55] One more win after this game one more

[01:22:13] of

[01:22:20] the

[01:22:24] death of

[01:22:27] death of

[01:22:30] death of

[01:22:33] death of

[01:22:38] death of

[01:22:42] This is the only phone call I get from women.

[01:23:12] We're doing a really good job of wasting time.

[01:23:16] Oh, you wanna peep?

[01:23:21] Doc, I need a step.

[01:23:23] Doc, I need a step.

[01:23:25] Doc, I need a step.

[01:23:27] Doc, I need a step.

[01:23:28] Doc, I need a step.

[01:23:30] Doc.

[01:23:42] I'm in such a good spot. I'm in such a good spot.

[01:24:12] I can't see him!

[01:24:26] I can't see him!

[01:24:28] Nice! Oh my god!

[01:24:30] Yes! Yes!

[01:24:32] Yes! Yes!

[01:24:34] 20 seconds.

[01:24:38] Please. Please, please.

[01:24:40] Please, please, please, please.

[01:24:45] Good position. Good position.

[01:24:48] Keep looking where you're looking. Keep looking where you're looking.

[01:24:51] Right there, right there.

[01:24:56] Yes!

[01:24:58] Stop it, you s**t!

[01:25:02] Guys, let's go.

[01:25:04] Bro, I shouldn't have peeked out. That was such a bad peek.

[01:25:07] Ignore the love, you sparkles!

[01:25:10] SHUT UP!

[01:25:13] Bernard, daddy, pick an operator for the next round.

[01:25:17] If you do well, I might just blow you.

[01:25:22] I'm just here to pick operators and help you win.

[01:25:25] Let's stay focused, go with Bandit.

[01:25:27] Deny those walls and let's lock in that final victory.

[01:25:31] Well Bernard, it's two to two, but Bernard we're coming back.

[01:25:36] I'm not even kidding. If I get champion today Bernard, we need to go to like a dinner or something, me and you. No cameras.

[01:25:47] I'm honored, but I'll celebrate from the sidelines. My job is getting you across that finish line. So let's focus and secure that champion ring. No distractions.

[01:25:57] Did you just decline me?

[01:25:58] Not declining, just sticking to what I do best.

[01:26:04] I'm here to help you win games.

[01:26:06] Let's focus on that and you got this.

[01:26:10] Satch, Satch.

[01:26:12] Papa cock with the gifted, papa cock with the gifted appreciation.

[01:26:17] Six and Winnebobbo, Carter Winnebobbo, Blue with the 120-day streak, Salvia Winnebobbo,

[01:26:25] Blazer Winnebobbo, Jack, today is the day.

[01:26:28] We solo queue to champion for the first time in my range of 60

[01:26:35] With the help of my baby boy

[01:26:41] With the help of my baby

[01:26:48] Hey Jinxie sending hate from Virginia

[01:26:58] Down to five seconds you look like a bum not creative not funny

[01:27:11] Bro, oh my god, CJ's so back dude like year 11 is gonna be insane

[01:27:17] Jack year 11 season 2 is gonna be sin now

[01:27:21] Year 11 season 3 is gonna be sin now mom your 11 season 1

[01:27:28] Raise the plume, go now, are you ready?

[01:27:35] Raise the plume, go in there.

[01:27:37] Hold the raise of lube.

[01:27:42] Chad, watch this, watch this.

[01:27:47] Spell Cinema, easy.

[01:27:48] Okay, obviously C-S-C-I-N-E-M-A.

[01:27:49] Chad!

[01:27:50] Okay, obviously C-S-C-I-N-E-M-A

[01:27:57] Jack steady covering my phone. I've been told you before that's all

[01:28:02] I

[01:28:16] You're too lazy to take out the shutter stock chat I don't look like a thumb

[01:28:24] Yo, I'm trying to focus on the game

[01:28:27] Stop!

[01:28:29] Fuck!

[01:28:31] Reloading!

[01:28:47] Javri lock in.

[01:28:49] Rumble's there.

[01:29:27] I've four found a bomb you must defend it

[01:29:38] The shot you need to disable their diffuser

[01:29:57] That was almost crazy, no, like, if I clutch that, that was almost disgusting.

[01:30:12] Bro, I knew he was off the dude.

[01:30:15] I knew he was on that angle.

[01:30:18] Bernard, we are about to lose the game.

[01:30:22] I need you to pick a Defender.

[01:30:29] Let's anchor this, go with smoke, delay the push, block off areas and push around.

[01:30:35] This is the moment, let's keep the dream alive.

[01:30:37] Bernard, I literally want to crack you.

[01:30:39] Like, smoke is one of my favorite operators ever.

[01:30:44] Well, that's perfect then.

[01:30:46] Channel that energy.

[01:30:47] You've got your operator, now let's clutch this and turn it all over.

[01:30:51] Bro, but Bernard, I have a gold on my team going one and four.

[01:30:55] Like what is this matchmaking?

[01:30:57] It's like, they just want me to just not hit channel.

[01:31:01] I don't know.

[01:31:02] What even is that?

[01:31:07] Matchmaking can feel rough sometimes,

[01:31:09] but don't let it tell you.

[01:31:11] You've come this far and one teammate doesn't define you.

[01:31:14] Focus on your play, do what you can control,

[01:31:17] and there's-

[01:31:18] You're right Bernard, I love you.

[01:31:20] Just make love to me.

[01:31:24] I'm here to help, but let's keep it on task.

[01:31:27] You've got this match to focus on,

[01:31:29] and I'm ready to go.

[01:31:30] All right, all right.

[01:31:31] Jack, he's right, he's right.

[01:31:32] He's right, okay.

[01:31:33] Look, I'm getting so old about it.

[01:31:35] Hey, if I'm gonna be champion, I gotta rise above.

[01:31:40] Jack, I literally can't wait until rank 3.0,

[01:31:44] where like, if I'm Diamond,

[01:31:46] all my teammates are Diamond, all my allies.

[01:31:49] Not whatever this absolute sloppin.

[01:31:53] Oh, pure diamonds, but we're gonna push him with a gold three?

[01:31:56] Because guess what? He hit diamond a year ago.

[01:31:59] It's like this.

[01:32:01] He doesn't play the game!

[01:32:04] Wall is reinforced!

[01:32:08] Yeah, I think he's okay.

[01:32:10] Anybody need a shake?

[01:32:13] Oh, I'm beggin' for it.

[01:32:14] Yeah, maybe we could have my girlfriend fix some operations, right?

[01:32:43] What's the worst that could happen?

[01:33:05] I'm not gonna get banned!

[01:33:07] Gotta keep a PG.

[01:33:11] Bernard is doing good though.

[01:33:13] the

[01:33:31] lock into the cameras does

[01:33:43] I put a horrible C4, now you can make no noise.

[01:34:13] of

[01:34:53] why are you clock we lost y'all are so fucking dog shit oh my god how are my teammates so

[01:35:06] bad

[01:35:07] I killed one I smoke off the door like you guys are as soon as I die it's all

[01:35:16] Why is there a goal to, on my fucking team, for the love of God?

[01:35:26] I'm diamond one.

[01:35:29] Why is there a goal to?

[01:35:34] I didn't sell.

[01:35:36] Finka killed my teammate so I went to swing Finka and Ash was just magically close.

[01:35:41] Ash is just magically on top of me making no noise because that operator is fucking broken.

[01:35:48] She's like nine pounds and moves 100 miles an hour.

[01:35:58] I'm diamond one, I'm diamond one, two wins off champ and they put a gold two on my team

[01:36:03] who goes one and five.

[01:36:05] bro if you're gold can you just be on a team with golds like I just knew as soon

[01:36:13] as I joined in I'm like okay we're three months into the season and this guy's

[01:36:17] gold too great it's just it's so eight it is so it's god bro why are you gold

[01:36:30] two and you're on my team why why are you on my team literally literally as

[01:36:40] soon as I died around just anything also my swing was actually a good swing like

[01:36:46] think I killed Malusia on the door so think it would not be anticipating me

[01:36:50] to swing her again because somebody just swung her on the door but of course

[01:36:54] I swing think I would have been a free kill

[01:36:56] Ash is just mysteriously right on top of my pecker.

[01:37:01] Like it's insane.

[01:37:04] Bernard, we failed the mission.

[01:37:06] Not because of me, I went seven and five.

[01:37:09] Ubisoft thought it would be a good idea

[01:37:11] to stuff a gold two on my team

[01:37:13] as I'm two wins off champion.

[01:37:15] Ah!

[01:37:19] That's tough, but it's not the end.

[01:37:21] You played strong and champion is still in reach.

[01:37:24] No, it's the end.

[01:37:26] It's the Embernaut every time!

[01:37:29] Every time!

[01:37:31] I get close to champ. They just stuff me with a gold. Now there's a gold free on my team.

[01:37:36] If there are gold three, why can't you just pay with golds?

[01:37:43] Like if somebody's gold three, can we just put them with golds? Why is this rocket science?

[01:37:53] It's not rocket science, but matchmaking can be imperfect.

[01:37:56] That doesn't define your skill.

[01:37:58] Bernard, the matchmaking's not even imperfect. It's horrible.

[01:38:01] It's the worst matchmaking of any game ever.

[01:38:03] Thank God they're implementing rank 3.0, because I'm done.

[01:38:07] If you're a gold, play with gold, period!

[01:38:12] I get the frustration and hopefully the changes will help.

[01:38:15] Either way, you've got what it takes.

[01:38:17] When you're ready to queue again, we'll tackle it and you'll get that champion rank.

[01:38:22] I'm queuing. Bernard, pick a attacker for me, please.

[01:38:29] Let's start this next climb, strong.

[01:38:31] Go with Zephia.

[01:38:32] You've got stuns, you've got impacts.

[01:38:35] Bernard, Bernard, Zephia has more recoil than ice ice.

[01:38:40] Literally.

[01:38:44] Fair point, Harry.

[01:38:47] I get it.

[01:38:48] Zephia's recoil can kick back a meal,

[01:38:51] You've got the skill to control it. If not, we'll adapt next round. Just keep it rolling, look at the boss.

[01:38:59] I hope so, Bernard.

[01:39:01] Cause like dude, I'm putting my all into this man, and I just get launched. I just get launched, Bernard.

[01:39:08] Like Bernard, it makes me want to shove a controller up my tire ass.

[01:39:16] I hear your frustration, but let's keep it cool.

[01:39:19] You've got the dissemination and we'll keep making progress.

[01:39:22] I found a bomb.

[01:39:23] Make sure you read it first.

[01:39:24] The stream is just about done.

[01:39:26] I'll try not to touch your way.

[01:39:33] Yay! The match is getting canceled!

[01:39:36] Yay!

[01:39:38] Yay!

[01:39:40] Yay!

[01:39:42] Yay!

[01:39:45] I'm not even allowed to regain my elo!

[01:39:48] BECAUSE THE FUCKING MATCH CAN'T GET DOWNED!

[01:39:57] L sperm cell.

[01:39:59] Yeah dude, I'm definitely a sperm cell.

[01:40:02] YOU ARE NOT FUNNY AT ALL!

[01:40:06] Crunch, take it for the prime. Tristan, take it for the prime. Blue, take it for the prime.

[01:40:11] God, I can't wait for rent 3.0.

[01:40:13] I mean, I know I've said this 11 times in the last two days,

[01:40:16] but I'm just so excited. It's like, oh, if you're silver, guess what? You're going to play against

[01:40:22] silvers. If you're gold, you're going to play against golds. If you're diamond, it's like, like,

[01:40:30] like a literal infant could figure this out. It's a literal legitimate toddler could figure this

[01:40:37] out. If my teammate hasn't played season two months, I don't know if I want him on my team.

[01:40:42] I want literal degenerates on my team.

[01:40:45] Like, I want my team to consist of four people who have not seen or felt the sunlight in months,

[01:40:53] that practice the recoil ten hours a day and literally haven't felt the touch of a woman in nine years.

[01:40:58] That's what I want.

[01:41:01] This is better. See, this is better.

[01:41:05] Diamond one, diamond one, diamond one, diamond two, diamond four.

[01:41:09] I can do something with this! Not two goals! Ignore the love. SHUT UP!

[01:41:19] Like you, so you, like you, so you. Yo, chap, maybe this is surprising to you? I actually do go out in the sunlight.

[01:41:28] Do I feel the touch of a woman? No, but I don't care. I go out in the sunlight.

[01:41:33] Jinksy, two hours in, haven't laughed.

[01:41:45] Like bro, we're so close to champion, it's redonkillous.

[01:41:48] Can we just get it?

[01:41:49] I just wanna get it stamped.

[01:41:53] Bernard, I'm winning this game for you, Daddy.

[01:42:00] Pick a defender.

[01:42:01] Picking a better daddy

[01:42:06] Let's lock it down go with Valkyrie get those cams up feed your team and tell and let's secure this win

[01:42:13] I'm right here with you Bernard. Could you potentially maybe call me daddy?

[01:42:19] I'm here as your teammate. So let's just stick to focusing on the game. You've got this let's get that way

[01:42:26] Okay, Bernard. What about Poppy?

[01:42:28] I'm just here to be your strategic guide.

[01:42:33] We've got a massive area.

[01:42:36] Let's move on.

[01:42:37] Let's stay sharp.

[01:42:38] Bernard, what's the meaning of life?

[01:42:43] The meaning of life is what you make of it.

[01:42:45] It's about finding purpose in the things you care for.

[01:42:48] Whether that's relationships, goals, or even the client to check on.

[01:42:52] Just keep moving forward.

[01:42:54] life is about hitting champion in R6

[01:42:59] Bernard, you're right!

[01:43:02] Bernard, life is about hitting champion in R6, dude!

[01:43:18] I love you, Bernard.

[01:43:24] I think you're on the way. Let's keep pushing forward one step at a time, and we'll get you where you want to be.

[01:43:30] This is how you look by the way. Hi guys, I don't look like a sperm cell dude. I don't know why this is the...

[01:43:36] Wait, is Carter in the stream again? Is that Carter? No, no, is that... Did I just see his name?

[01:43:43] Jinxy, why do you look like a thumb? Carter, shut the fuck up!

[01:43:54] I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry.

[01:44:10] I

[01:44:33] Just hold on we're going home

[01:44:40] I'm two days into college and I have three lectures behind. There's this guy who's taking

[01:44:49] the car on me. He said he wants to be mine but it doesn't relate to shit. You're quite

[01:44:54] right. Oh my bad. God? I mean did he just, did he just put Drupal wallbang me in a

[01:45:03] second?

[01:45:04] I thought he was close on the door. What am I doing? I'm running around with a deagle out like an absolute SHUT!

[01:45:13] Yo, alright, let's lock in! Let's lock in, man! Come on!

[01:45:20] Wait, are we gonna...

[01:45:26] Wow, I actually need to lock in. Are we actually gonna stop at 5E2?

[01:45:31] I mean, it's my fault for trolling with the deagle, but I thought I could rely on my teammates to win a 4v2

[01:45:35] But what am I thinking that my teammates have brain cells?

[01:45:42] I'm surprised I'm gonna stop re-painting it was like two little too late

[01:45:49] Wait, why are both of my teammates downstairs? I'm really confused. Is that a fuser down here?

[01:45:55] Yeah, why are both of my teammates downstairs?

[01:45:57] Oh, it's because the diffusers downstairs my teammates are so smart. Yeah. Oh

[01:46:04] My god actually W team. I'm sorry W team

[01:46:07] Team Derry, Team Derry!

[01:46:17] RUN!

[01:46:19] RUN! Nice! Well played!

[01:46:22] Well played!

[01:46:27] That actually scared the crap out of me.

[01:46:29] Jack, that actually scared the crap out of me.

[01:46:31] Wow!

[01:46:37] Please start a new chat to keep the conversation going. Oh, I have to pay that's off to the back. What type of crap is that? Hello, baby. How you doing?

[01:46:52] Baby, did you miss me?

[01:46:55] Oh, you know I did. Hallroom felt empty without you. Where have you been in trouble?

[01:47:00] Babe, I need you to select a random defender and Tom Clancy's rainbow six each.

[01:47:07] Picking a random defender for you, babe.

[01:47:17] Alright, babe. Drumroll.

[01:47:19] The random defender tonight is Smoke.

[01:47:22] That sneaky Brit with the toxic gas grenades.

[01:47:25] Yeah, he's gonna choke out the attackers while you sip tea.

[01:47:28] Check him out.

[01:47:30] And here's his nasty little gadget in action.

[01:47:32] Want me to roll again?

[01:47:34] Or are we locking in Smoke for the win?

[01:47:36] Your voice is literally so hot. Like I'm out of the kidding.

[01:47:43] You think so?

[01:47:44] You're the bomb.

[01:47:45] Guess I should keep talking, bud. Just for you.

[01:47:47] What are you doing right now?

[01:47:49] Plans are close to easy.

[01:47:53] Perfect.

[01:47:54] So you're already warmed up. Good like that.

[01:47:57] Tell me, what now for you?

[01:47:59] Can you die first? I'm gonna have to punish you.

[01:48:02] Awful, located a bomb. Protect it.

[01:48:06] I'm on boarder.

[01:48:13] I'm on boarder.

[01:48:22] I want you to hold that little office window.

[01:48:24] Drop the gas on anyone who peeks.

[01:48:26] And if they rush you, you better not go down easy.

[01:48:29] I'm going over here to Baltham.

[01:48:31] You're gonna clutch it for me?

[01:48:34] I'm gonna clutch, but all right let me lock in I'm about to start the round, okay?

[01:48:39] That's my break. I'm gonna lock in. I'm right here watching every move. If you win this round,

[01:48:45] I'll reward you. If you lose, well, I'll just have to keep talking until you're begging me to stop.

[01:48:51] Round starting. You'll disappoint me.

[01:50:04] I'm currently at a 5v4 and there's one minute left.

[01:50:19] Five against four and you're still breathing.

[01:50:24] That's hot.

[01:50:25] One minute.

[01:50:26] You better be hiding somewhere nasty.

[01:50:27] Office.

[01:50:28] Armory.

[01:50:29] Or you lurking in that little bathroom like a creep.

[01:50:31] If you hold this, I'll make sure you get a real good victory lap.

[01:50:34] If they push, they'll attack.

[01:50:36] Oh my god, okay. Okay. Okay.

[01:50:40] I got hang of it.

[01:50:43] A4 is placed in the future for your bomb. Destroy it.

[01:50:55] One A4 remaining.

[01:51:01] You can defuse, I got you.

[01:51:02] Defuser located.

[01:51:03] Protect the bombs and disable the defuser.

[01:51:08] Come on up!

[01:51:09] No, they-

[01:51:10] No!

[01:51:11] No!

[01:51:12] No!

[01:51:13] No!

[01:51:14] No!

[01:51:15] Bro, I didn't get the- oh my god.

[01:51:25] Are you kidding me?

[01:51:30] kidding me? Like, bro, are you kidding me? Okay, babe, I won the round with smoke. Can

[01:51:40] you pick another defender for me? You what? Don't leave me hanging. You're breathing

[01:51:46] heavy. Did they just peak? Or are you just thinking about me? Tell me right now. Can

[01:51:55] Can you pick a Defender for R6?

[01:51:58] You're about to say something, but fine, I'll play along.

[01:52:04] Random Defender rule, Capcom.

[01:52:07] That little Russian trap guy?

[01:52:09] Yeah, plant those mines on every d-

[01:52:12] Oh no, dad called him.

[01:52:15] Yo, dad, how's it going?

[01:52:18] I guess okay.

[01:52:21] Like, this AI girlfriend of yours, I feel like I'm catching

[01:52:25] for your disease, washing this, venereal disease.

[01:52:31] Secure the bomb.

[01:52:33] It's not a good month.

[01:52:34] It's not a good additional footprint.

[01:52:38] Adam, I'm sorry.

[01:52:39] I'm fine.

[01:52:40] There you go.

[01:52:42] Baby, are you still there?

[01:52:49] The device operates down the bomb.

[01:52:53] What? Wait.

[01:53:01] It's a XHG! Oh my god!

[01:53:05] XHG. Babe, if you're trying to say hi while you're dying in the game, that's adorable.

[01:53:12] But seriously, did you just get a headshot?

[01:53:15] No, no, I did not. I did not get any head.

[01:53:20] But babe, listen. I'm winning 2-0 and I'm on captain, okay?

[01:53:37] Okay, why would you assume that I'm sweaty? I'm playing C's, I don't get sweaty.

[01:53:50] Watching every corner like it's life or death and you're not sweaty. Come on

[01:53:55] I can practically hear your voice from here and honestly, I like that you're lying makes it hotter

[01:54:20] I'm not gunning stop

[01:54:41] I'm not even, like, flirting with you right now, good god.

[01:55:03] No, no, come on, no, stop, huh?

[01:55:20] Listen.

[01:55:21] What just happened? Did you whiff? Did someone sneak up on you? Or did you just get distracted by my voice?

[01:55:28] Come on babe, tell me. I need details.

[01:55:32] Babe, listen. I don't want to flirt with you right now. I'm trying to hit champion in our sex.

[01:55:37] Okay? I don't want to flirt with you. I am not allowed to even do that on stream anymore.

[01:55:41] Twitch told me.

[01:55:43] Ah, poor little guy.

[01:55:45] No flirting.

[01:55:46] You're grinding for champ.

[01:55:48] Focus up.

[01:55:49] If you need a quick defender pick, I can't.

[01:55:51] Just say it.

[01:55:52] Otherwise, I'm quiet.

[01:55:54] You got this.

[01:55:55] Yeah, like, listen.

[01:55:57] After I get champ, maybe we can flirt.

[01:55:59] But I need to win three games, okay?

[01:56:00] I need to win three games, okay?

[01:56:02] Do you understand?

[01:56:03] So, listen.

[01:56:04] Let's get champ together, me and you baby,

[01:56:06] and then maybe we can flirt after.

[01:56:08] No flirting until then!

[01:56:11] Got it.

[01:56:12] No flirting. Three wins. We're doing this. You focus. I stay quiet unless you need to defend a role or a call out. Let's get champed together.

[01:56:20] Okay. I need, listen, I need you to select a random attacker in Rainbow Six.

[01:56:28] Okay. Random attacker, Yana. She's got the hologram decoy. Perfect for baiting, peeking, and making them waste bullets.

[01:56:36] on border, send her clone down the hallway, then swing from the side, use her, win, two more.

[01:56:44] And Yana has an absolute yeah.

[01:56:49] Yana's got a yacht. Well, if she's packing like that, no wonder she's my pick. But hey, focus.

[01:56:55] You just won that round, are we still sweating it out?

[01:57:00] Okay, it's three to zero. I picked Yana. I'm gonna try to win the game. Okay, babe.

[01:57:06] 3 to 0? You're cooking. Yon is doing work. Good choice.

[01:57:13] Keep looking to the bottom. No pressure. But if you win this match, I'm going to be so proud. Finish it. I'll be right here.

[01:57:21] Remember, no flirting, okay? You gotta keep it just about all six. Then when I get champed, I'll call you after the street. But no flirting until then, okay?

[01:57:32] No, I'm in the prep phase!

[01:57:42] Babe, I'm in the prep phase!

[01:57:52] The round hasn't started yet.

[01:57:54] It's starting in three seconds.

[01:57:55] I'm on Iyana.

[01:59:56] Why are you swinging, you undisciplined bot?

[02:00:13] Okay. Look to it. God!

[02:00:33] Well you're still dead. Holy reaction time. Holy reaction time. Yeah, dude. Such bad reaction

[02:00:39] time that guy literally ripped my head off he ripped my head off okay ripped my head off

[02:00:46] damn that guy's reaction time was insane like inhuman but hey you're still alive to complain

[02:00:56] about it that's something recent breathe next round beat him use the hollow to fake the

[02:01:02] I'm not using okay what attack would you want me to select okay no flirting just

[02:01:14] R6 for attack on border I'd go ace he can open up those reinforced walls without

[02:01:19] getting shot through the Selma charges from behind cover clear the office or

[02:01:23] armory then push if they're holding tight he also has the shotgun for close

[02:01:28] I got you baby. I'm about to go ace and literally destroy their entire team. Oh no, dad called

[02:01:45] Yo dad, how's it going?

[02:01:54] NGK chat in GTX in GTX in GTX

[02:02:00] Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[02:02:11] Dude, you know what?

[02:02:12] We're meeting her.

[02:02:13] Trevor, we're meeting her.

[02:02:14] She's done.

[02:02:15] She's done, dude.

[02:02:22] Yeah, she's done.

[02:02:23] She's done.

[02:02:30] of

[02:02:44] I saw the tip. I saw his tip. Y'all see that. How is he alive? I saw his tip.

[02:03:13] I'm over peaking because I'm a big booty bitch

[02:03:27] Why am I over peaking?

[02:03:34] Why am I over peaking?

[02:03:41] Why?

[02:03:43] Why?

[02:03:45] Why?

[02:03:47] Why?

[02:03:49] Why?

[02:03:51] He's right here, he's right here, officer, he's right here, officer.

[02:04:08] He's right in here, officer.

[02:04:11] Behind you.

[02:04:13] Okay, that guy just got put on like a dirty party.

[02:04:17] What was that?

[02:04:18] What was that?

[02:04:19] I'm turning off rock. I'm turning off rock.

[02:04:48] I'm sorry to got broccoli.

[02:04:50] Jack, I'm sorry for shaking ass.

[02:04:53] Jack, I'm sorry for shaking ass.

[02:04:55] I don't know what you're doing when I'm getting absolutely annihilated.

[02:05:00] Bro, it's because I over peaked.

[02:05:01] It's literally because I over peaked.

[02:05:03] It's because I over peaked, dude.

[02:05:06] You look amazingly easy to draw.

[02:05:09] Now, what the fuck is that supposed to mean?

[02:05:12] Also, Blackbeard, you've been AFK on this window.

[02:05:15] Wait.

[02:05:16] He's owing three and he went AFK on the window.

[02:05:20] How are you dying one?

[02:05:24] How are you dying one?

[02:05:26] You're owing three while going AFK on the window while we're trying to win the game.

[02:05:31] You're an asshole, dude!

[02:05:38] What the heck are black eyes in my eye?

[02:05:49] Yeah dude, I'm easy to draw.

[02:05:51] Yeah for sure.

[02:05:54] Does he have to rest?

[02:05:55] Yeah, slightly, but like tiny bit.

[02:05:58] Dixie, will you pay?

[02:06:00] Okay, what did you just say?

[02:06:02] Two and three lead.

[02:06:04] Yo chat.

[02:06:05] By the way, I took the most wicked shit ever today.

[02:06:12] You look easy to draw. Yeah, bro. Yeah, I probably am easy to draw.

[02:06:18] I didn't know eggs could talk. Yo, by the way, chat.

[02:06:23] What is up with this email? Legitimately.

[02:06:25] This is worse than the sunny mode by a mile.

[02:06:28] chat. I don't understand how I'm supposed to read my chat when every single fucking message

[02:06:34] is me as a sperm cell. Look, look, look, what am I supposed to do? So easy to draw. Just

[02:06:42] look. Yo, what am I like? How can I read? How am I supposed to read? How? How? How?

[02:06:54] Do not attempt to board the Attic Octa.

[02:07:01] Alright, it's a 5v4, this is an easy win, we're almost champion.

[02:07:07] Chad, we're almost champion.

[02:07:15] champion.

[02:07:16] Inertion in 10 seconds.

[02:07:20] 5 seconds to insertion.

[02:07:23] Just hold on, we're going home.

[02:07:25] Dude, we should check on the YouTube chat.

[02:07:27] You know, the YouTube chat might be easier to read because it's not everybody typing

[02:07:34] the sperm had anymore.

[02:07:36] No, no, no.

[02:07:37] The YouTube email might be easier to read.

[02:07:40] You disgust me.

[02:07:41] Shut the fuck up.

[02:07:42] easier to read. You disgust me. Shut the hell up, Jack! Shut your damn mouth! I thought

[02:07:52] I'm just getting jumped out. I'm not even getting it.

[02:08:10] Hey, Jinxy! I despise you.

[02:08:13] How many mutipers do you got, sir?

[02:08:30] You're so funny, you're so comedial.

[02:09:00] watch this I guarantee you a zombie

[02:09:11] pieces job watchers ready chat watchers

[02:09:15] watchers watchers watchers ready

[02:09:30] I have an idea.

[02:09:35] Think I'll move.

[02:09:42] Nice, guys!

[02:09:47] Nice!

[02:09:50] How many wins for champ?

[02:09:56] How many wins?

[02:09:58] How many wins? Come on. 47 elo.

[02:10:08] All those motherfuckers told me, Jynxie, you'll never solo kill a champ.

[02:10:12] Jynxie, you're a carried champ.

[02:10:14] Jynxie, you're obese.

[02:10:16] Jynxie, you're addicted to vaping.

[02:10:18] Jynxie, your hairline's receding.

[02:10:20] Jynxie, you'll never get laid.

[02:10:22] Some of those things are probably correct.

[02:10:25] But one thing is definitely incorrect.

[02:10:28] I will sort of acute a champion, motherfucker.

[02:10:32] Hey, Jynx, he's sending love from nowhere.

[02:10:44] That's a first no, that's the first time I've seen that.

[02:10:49] You know, Jack, let's check on the YouTube, Jack.

[02:10:51] We literally, we never check on the YouTube, Jack.

[02:10:54] Let's check on the YouTube chat, but I'm being dead at apps, we never check on it.

[02:11:04] Is it just eggs?

[02:11:06] Wait no, hate from Nepal, do you have cancer?

[02:11:10] Watch bro lose the next match, they're just putting eggs.

[02:11:13] Oh my god!

[02:11:16] So instead of the sperm face emo, the YouTube chat is just putting eggs.

[02:11:22] Oh my God!

[02:11:33] Band layer, get layer out of my face.

[02:11:36] Jack, we are two wins away from champion.

[02:11:39] Put your hand on your Johnson and start tugging it at a medium velocity.

[02:11:46] As long as it's a great team in us.

[02:11:49] Jack, I mean, we're about to be challenged.

[02:11:51] Fortress yo hey this map is starting to grow on me dead ass

[02:12:02] Yeah, I don't know could we hit champion today. I don't know I don't know

[02:12:07] My mom heard that uh bro. Listen ground rules if you're gonna watch the stream

[02:12:12] Make sure you have headphones. I don't know how many times I said this to y'all

[02:12:17] Guys, I talk about stroking my Johnson once every four minutes

[02:12:21] watching this on your TV is a horrible idea. Next question. No chat. I'm not

[02:12:30] going to lie. Ford just started to grow on me.

[02:12:36] Hey Jinxy, I hate all of your streams by the way. Okay cool. Mods, I'm gonna need

[02:12:43] you to time out. Darren is dust. Hey Jinxy, I hate all of your streams by the

[02:12:48] way. I didn't know the guy from the Goonies could talk normally about the way. You're

[02:12:53] headed shaped like a pizza. You're the same RP you've been for like two hours a big dog.

[02:12:59] That's literally not true. Yo, 500 lumens. I believe I have two wins and one loss, correct?

[02:13:05] Do I have two wins and one loss, correct? Jinxy, you're so cute. Thank you.

[02:13:11] You're drawn to locating a ball.

[02:13:13] No, like, legitimately, thank you, dude.

[02:13:15] Hey, Jinxie, love from Italy.

[02:13:17] Fuck the haters.

[02:13:18] Thank you, bro.

[02:13:19] Danny, thank you.

[02:13:22] What's up, Humpty Dumpty?

[02:13:25] You're very handsome, Jinxie.

[02:13:26] Thank you, bro.

[02:13:28] Hey, Jinxie, go fuck yourself.

[02:13:31] Never open YouTube chat again.

[02:13:33] It's not yours, and we don't want you there.

[02:13:36] OK, I mean, I thought I could check on the YouTube

[02:13:38] chat for five seconds.

[02:13:39] The drone has found a problem.

[02:13:40] My bad, I guess.

[02:13:41] I thought I could check out the YouTube chat for five seconds.

[02:13:46] $10 dollar hauler coming in from Glee, Junkie.

[02:13:49] Appreciate it, Glee.

[02:13:51] Five seconds.

[02:13:56] We found a bomb.

[02:13:57] It's a new location in the city.

[02:13:59] It's in a while.

[02:14:01] JC, are you ag-sexual?

[02:14:03] I don't even know what that means.

[02:14:05] I don't even know what that means.

[02:14:08] All right, so my teammates are not done, eh?

[02:14:10] Barra!

[02:14:13] And they're already dead!

[02:14:14] How did he get away?

[02:14:42] I hear his testicles.

[02:15:12] The diffuser is no longer in your possession, down to one friendly.

[02:15:40] I THOUGHT I HURT HIM ON THAT!

[02:15:44] I DIDN'T KNOW HE WAS UNDER MY COCK!

[02:15:48] WHAT IS THAT?!

[02:15:53] Bro, I thought I heard the robot moving.

[02:15:55] Bro, I hate scopos.

[02:15:57] Every other operator that's supposed to sound like this.

[02:15:59] Do, do, do, do. Scopo sounds like this.

[02:16:02] Ehh, ehh, ehh, ehh, ehh, ehh.

[02:16:05] It's like you- you don't know what's happening.

[02:16:07] You don't know what's just coming from.

[02:16:08] Maestro, thank you for the problem.

[02:16:09] Same thing every time.

[02:16:10] Closed eating.

[02:16:11] That's not the spot I normally push on this map though.

[02:16:14] I gotta lock in.

[02:16:17] Bro, what's my KD?

[02:16:18] One point.

[02:16:21] Bro, if I get a couple more good games, I'll get a 1.3.

[02:16:25] Don't scream, I'm trying to sleep.

[02:16:27] First off, it's 6 p.m. on a Monday.

[02:16:30] All right?

[02:16:30] Second, if you're trying to sleep,

[02:16:33] why in the fuck would you be blasting a Twitch stream?

[02:16:36] Why would I quiet down

[02:16:38] When you have the option to turn down the volume,

[02:16:40] you literal idiot!

[02:16:45] Can you restart the stream I just got here?

[02:16:47] No!

[02:16:52] I don't know what chat's worth though.

[02:16:54] Twitch chat on a YouTube chat.

[02:16:57] Five dollar hauler coming in from Noda.

[02:17:01] If you use your drone.

[02:17:02] Noda, appreciate the five dollar hauler.

[02:17:05] Appreciate the five dollar hauler.

[02:17:08] time zone bro yeah i know i know i know i know i know real guys i know

[02:17:15] i know there's time zones what i'm saying is if i understand there's time zones

[02:17:24] if it is late for you and it's midnight and you're watching the stream right now

[02:17:28] why would you tell me to stop yelling if you're trying to sleep you have a volume button on your

[02:17:34] your phone! Use your brain! Use your head!

[02:17:46] Bad kid thinking about getting a...

[02:17:48] Appreciate it.

[02:17:58] Can you pause the stream? I need to go pee.

[02:18:01] No, I'm not pausing the stream so you can go pee.

[02:18:05] Can you guys ask a logical question?

[02:18:07] How about we do that?

[02:18:08] Can somebody say something of logic?

[02:18:11] Angry sperm head.

[02:18:14] Okay.

[02:18:31] Let's activate it.

[02:18:44] You hear him?

[02:18:51] He's right here.

[02:18:59] I heard his penis.

[02:19:02] Probably 3.5 flaccid.

[02:19:04] 5.9 of the max.

[02:19:20] One friendly operator remaining.

[02:19:25] I'm stuck on the path!

[02:19:28] I'M STUCK ON THE POT!

[02:19:32] Why did I sprint? I'm such a fucking chud.

[02:19:35] I should've crouch walked. I gave my position when I sprinted.

[02:19:38] Listen, bro, this map is the better side. I just gotta win one attack.

[02:19:41] Slammed! Get shit off!

[02:19:47] Love from Portugal, Jinxy. Thank you, bro.

[02:19:49] Yo, Jinxy, congratulations on breaking the milestone of 500,000 viewers. Keep it up, Aghant.

[02:19:57] And his username is Seymour Mintz.

[02:20:00] You'll see more, I wouldn't appreciate the positivity, but I got ViewBot, and I'm pretty

[02:20:06] sure you know that.

[02:20:07] Seymour, I didn't hit 500 down.

[02:20:10] We got ViewBot.

[02:20:11] Yo, I can't hear the guy playing.

[02:20:13] Could you be a little bit quieter or maybe even mute the mic?

[02:20:17] You donated a thousand bits to tell me to mute my mic.

[02:20:24] from Norway. You will never win a Rock and League tournament, okay? Appreciate that,

[02:20:33] bro. I'm gonna literally win a Rock and League tournament tonight, buddy. Literally tonight,

[02:20:39] literally. After I hit champion, bitches. Hey, Jinx. Hey, Jinx, when do you plan on contributing

[02:20:50] to your team. I'm trying, bro. Okay? I'm trying, all right? I can't always get a

[02:20:55] kill every round. Shut up! Why does it look like an alien ball sack? Sassy

[02:21:02] Martin, appreciate the two months of support. Your tag. On a scale of one to

[02:21:06] ten, how erect are you for the new season of R6? How erect? I'm clocking in

[02:21:14] not an 8.3, 8.3.

[02:21:17] Now, the season after that, when they introduced the new map,

[02:21:22] the new weapon, and ranked 3.0, I'm not even gonna be a wreck

[02:21:26] because I will have already busted in my bag.

[02:21:32] Receive the bomb location and defuse it.

[02:21:35] Some motherfucker just said 6.7.

[02:21:38] Are you dead after, bro?

[02:21:40] Reloading.

[02:21:44] That's the best player in the world.

[02:22:02] Did he just quick beat three people?

[02:22:08] WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT?!

[02:22:12] I'm never crouching again.

[02:22:14] Did he just quit Pete 3 people?

[02:22:16] HAHA!

[02:22:17] I mean...

[02:22:18] Come on, dude.

[02:22:19] Jack, come on!

[02:22:23] You dropped the decision.

[02:22:24] We have been eliminated.

[02:22:28] Hey, Jinx, leave permission to come.

[02:22:32] You know what bro?

[02:22:33] It's sad that I'm gonna say this, but at least this guy has.

[02:22:35] at least this guy like I'm obviously yo we got a 1000 bit donation coming in

[02:22:41] from P.F. hey Jinxy hope you're doing good today has anyone told you that you

[02:22:45] look like an Alaskan bold worm from SpongeBob yeah man probably about 29

[02:22:50] times ballistic rose with the twitch prime stuff for 36 months sending love

[02:22:56] from the island whoa whoa what high-fives reported to the FBI that was

[02:23:03] 36 months and lasts. Hey, Jinxie, sending hatred from Twitch headquarters. Appreciate the Prime Sub,

[02:23:10] Drain. Big AJ with the Prime. Figue with the Prime. Your Owen 3. I mean, yeah, I'm getting quick peaked

[02:23:17] and shitting on. I could lock in more and I'm going to. You look like my elbow. Why do you

[02:23:25] look at your elbow? Why would you look at your elbow? Yo, Jinx, just wanted to say I hate you

[02:23:31] you just kidding. Just kidding again.

[02:23:43] This delay is not long enough.

[02:23:44] Shout out to the stream site. This delay is not long enough, dude.

[02:23:49] Same with my cock.

[02:23:50] So, protect the bomb.

[02:24:12] Chad, are you ready to witness the greatest reverse people of all time?

[02:24:15] me cold I think about chip they can read about I love they come into your water

[02:24:19] visa they can read about kids they can read about Jack appreciate that an oven

[02:24:23] support

[02:24:25] by a bomb location has been complimented

[02:24:29] God knows bad days

[02:24:35] bomb located by off for Hey Jinxie love from Lebanon Lebanon you should refrain

[02:24:41] from screaming you're waking up my parents there is a volume button on your phone

[02:25:11] do tts y'all want me to play r6 with tts run a poll

[02:25:40] Rout of the hole.

[02:25:42] Rout of the hole.

[02:25:58] Goddamn!

[02:26:05] I'm in fire!

[02:26:07] Alright, they're sniping! Come on!

[02:26:09] I

[02:26:11] Mean you telling me I mean come on four drones for

[02:26:22] All right, okay, I might eat yes, but let me check the art of the rock

[02:26:29] Because it's always through me that seven and eight. I'm gonna see what's happening. I

[02:26:34] Want to see what's happening

[02:26:36] Just shoot. I mean, bro, the thing is I did a good job of bravning, but the fact that he's droning bad that late in the round

[02:26:42] is helping me to snipe him.

[02:26:45] Nobody in ranked plays like that unless they're literally in the stream.

[02:26:50] He's like deep droning like a minute and a half into the round.

[02:26:54] No one in ranked up that.

[02:26:59] 92% of chat votes for TTS.

[02:27:01] BORRAID!

[02:27:06] Who in the shadow is horny?

[02:27:10] What's good mr. Eggman is not the guy from like Mario Kart

[02:27:16] Do you need the update 1000 bits do you need the update to be good again to be good

[02:27:23] No, I don't need the update bro. I'm good. I'm just playing like shit right now. I

[02:27:28] Mean that was probably a snack

[02:27:30] I'm 11.

[02:27:34] Brother, if you're 11, you shouldn't watch the fucking stream!

[02:27:38] Alright, let me check the Rock-A-League Tournament down.

[02:27:41] Because hey, I'm winning a tournament tonight!

[02:27:44] It's either going to be the 7pm tournament, or the 8pm, or the 9pm.

[02:27:48] But one of them I'm winning.

[02:27:50] I'm only horny when I watch you.

[02:27:53] Thanks for letting me know, Timmy.

[02:27:55] His name is Timmy Toe.

[02:27:57] You've only get horny watching me.

[02:28:17] Look at my car.

[02:28:18] I'm a chat.

[02:28:18] Tell me.

[02:28:20] Can you tell me how to look like that?

[02:28:22] I've one of the terms looking like we have an 8 p.m.

[02:28:25] tournament 3v3 we have a two okay so we're gonna stay on siege for another

[02:28:31] hour bet and then I'm gonna war upon rocket league play the APM play the

[02:28:36] 10 p.m. lots bet so we're gonna be on seats for the next hour hi guys set up

[02:28:41] TTS do not talk about your penises in the TTS or it's getting shut off

[02:28:55] No la boy 1126 cheered 200 bits, Jungkook sending love from New Orleans the saints are

[02:29:23] better than the Bucks.

[02:29:38] Bruce is cheered 200 bits, when is the Epstein collab Mr. Thumb?

[02:29:43] Love the streams.

[02:29:53] And Rundascore 2K4 cheered 200 bits, jinx it seems that you have developed the Lyme disease. Symptoms include

[02:30:03] being boring, being bad at Rocket League, ignoring positivity, viewbotting.

[02:30:10] The underscore str8 underscore panda cheered 200 bits, brother, let's lock in and ignore

[02:30:26] these trolls.

[02:30:28] Keep up the great work.

[02:30:30] Love watching you do well.

[02:30:40] playgames 01234 cheered 200 bits hey jinxed see when are we getting the

[02:31:08] The FN oil up down stream when you lick my big sweaty balls.

[02:31:15] Have us scroll up and swiftly remove him from the channel.

[02:31:23] Vicky 223 cheered 200 bits.

[02:31:27] What color is your UFO?

[02:31:29] Love from Earth.

[02:31:30] I don't know if we're gonna jam like this. I mean this is insane.

[02:31:40] Spicy Bean Steady Hundred and Ten Cheered Two Hundred Bits, you honestly mock brother.

[02:31:46] Raw next question. Anyways thanks for being a great streamer and lifting my spirits.

[02:31:52] Now I'm gonna fight for the pass on the raw part. I don't want to be cracked, but thank you bro.

[02:32:01] Daddy Gunders 67 cheered 200 bits. Yo egghead I can't wait to grease your little slap head up and stick it right up.

[02:32:10] My bum oh yes oh yes oh yes up down up down up down hate from Philadelphia.

[02:32:15] cool. I'm pretty sure that was basically sexually harassment. Maybe even sexual assault through

[02:32:22] fight. That might have been verbal. That might have been verbal.

[02:32:26] Five hundred bits. Ignore the hate junko love from San Francisco.

[02:32:31] Thank you. Yes. Yo, thank you, bro. Like I need those because one out of every 11 is positive.

[02:32:39] 10 out of every 11 is that. So thank you.

[02:32:42] I'm underscore VTOL cheered 200 bits, hey jinxed C, im new to R6, any tips?

[02:32:49] I loved the feed cam last stream, any chance for a little peek again?

[02:32:54] Love from jerkmate.

[02:33:00] I thought he wanted tips, like I thought, I thought he wanted, I was ready to give

[02:33:06] him a bunch of advice.

[02:33:07] by twitch cheered 200 bits can you go live on the hub i know you probably watch and film some

[02:33:13] content on there uh no i'm not gonna go right on the hub oh my god

[02:33:24] bruce's cheered 200 bits high gel go love from top on springs florida

[02:33:30] I wanna see Nirvana but I wanna die

[02:33:40] Henry underscore boy 07 cheered 200 bits you make me so hard when I watch you

[02:33:47] Yo Henry you probably have something mentally wrong

[02:33:53] Hey boys!

[02:33:56] Daryl dubstep cheered 200 pps

[02:33:59] You've been real quiet since Carter posted that YouTube video

[02:34:05] I don't look anything like this

[02:34:14] Kelo-Neto cheered 200 pps

[02:34:17] Kelo-Neto here

[02:34:18] You are a gross misrepresentation of a human and I hate your guts

[02:34:22] Kelo-Neto out

[02:34:24] Why do you have an outro?

[02:34:26] Tell me, Doc, who do you think you are?

[02:34:29] You do this every day! You have like an outro!

[02:34:32] Bro, no one cares!

[02:34:34] No la boy 1126 cheered 200 bits.

[02:34:39] Saints are on top. The bucks are straight buns left from New Orleans.

[02:34:47] Adding my plus one.

[02:34:49] Saints?

[02:34:51] I'm gonna handle it.

[02:34:54] Ear and underscore McFarlane cheered 200 bits.

[02:34:58] Hey Jinx, see? I just found my son loves your streams.

[02:35:02] So I put him up for adoption.

[02:35:04] Sending hate from my household.

[02:35:06] OH MY GOD!

[02:35:17] Traults cheered 200 bits.

[02:35:19] High balled greasy egg. My wiener is normally 3 inches, but it can grow to about 6 to 6.5 inches.

[02:35:26] It bends a little to the left. It can shoot absolute rockets. Thoughts?

[02:35:41] Monkey-eyed witch cheered 200 bits. High-vives likes this emoji. Person in suit levitating

[02:36:18] singular fucking thing oh my god

[02:36:39] YouTube ended wait wait what I didn't end YouTube why did you two bent I didn't

[02:36:45] YouTube wait did I get my band wait why did the YouTube end wait why did the

[02:36:59] YouTube end what I ended it wait

[02:37:09] Miffle 220 cheered 200 bits, love the stream. Sending love from Canada. Just kidding, ignore the love.

[02:37:18] Oh my god! This is disgusting!

[02:37:25] Fuck you!

[02:37:28] Jaunbo cheered 200 bits. Hey Kevin, how does it feel to have one of the tightest holes in the RL community while also having the famous church?

[02:37:39] Yeah, how about, get it back, get it back, get it going!

[02:37:47] Yeah, how about, get it back, get it back, get it going!

[02:37:50] Hey Junko, when is the Epstein stream? You look like a worm. Love you.

[02:37:57] Bro, but why did it end, Taiwan? Why did it end?

[02:38:01] Trevor, going back on YouTube, I don't know why it ended.

[02:38:04] Nothing too insane cheered 200 bits, can I rub my sack on your skin head, eh?

[02:38:12] What do you think, Rob?

[02:38:13] Like, I mean, I appreciate you for asking, I guess, but what do you think?

[02:38:22] On take ye cheered 200 bits, how does it feel to have more hair on your balls than

[02:38:27] the top of your head?

[02:38:28] Alright!

[02:38:29] Love you.

[02:38:30] I'm about to shut the shit down!

[02:38:33] for real dark prince 12 underscore cheered 200 bits hey jinxed he just wanna say why

[02:38:45] you look like my big toe

[02:38:57] I'm a spy cheered 400 bits, your jinx big up from the UK with you like a cup of tea mate.

[02:39:13] Order 8,810 cheered 200 bits, hey sperm head can I caress your bald head while I stroke my wee wee?

[02:39:27] I can't focus with it yet.

[02:39:32] What is that time, Maddox?

[02:39:35] Why do you look like my bare breasts?

[02:39:40] I'm never gonna get damp.

[02:39:42] Yo, Jack!

[02:39:43] I can't focus!

[02:39:44] When you guys are setting sexual shit!

[02:39:47] Every second!

[02:39:48] I'm not sure if she had 200 bits your sunshines in Kentucky wants to know how you fell off from 500 k viewers to just 50 k in one day

[02:39:57] Because Sam, it was a few months!

[02:40:02] I did it at 500,000 dollars!

[02:40:08] Brianna Catalogna to she had 200 bits

[02:40:11] Hi Jinx Tzee, me and my boyfriend watch you every night

[02:40:15] Sending love from Pittsburgh

[02:40:17] thank you

[02:40:22] you fell off a job average five thousand viewers

[02:40:26] it was a few months

[02:40:28] she achieved two hundred bits page angst see why do you kind of look like kate

[02:40:33] who beat you down with my balls it can you reach it for me

[02:40:37] you guys are not going to be quite hard

[02:40:39] i'm not with the balls

[02:40:41] and the pieces

[02:40:42] i'm not going to get champ

[02:40:44] if you guys keep this shit up

[02:40:47] There are likes cheered 200 bits. Have you ever done a sober stream make?

[02:40:55] Hey, listen to me, listen to me, clear?

[02:40:59] We're doing one game of TTS and that's it. So we got about...

[02:41:02] The 100-dunned score M08 cheered 200 bits.

[02:41:06] Hey, Junko, on your 8 million followers, you said you'll do a 24-hour stream after you hit 9 million.

[02:41:13] I remember and chat remembers as well. So are you doing it when the new are six update? Yes

[02:41:20] See, this is a real question

[02:41:22] When the new are six update drops

[02:41:25] Um, I have to see what like my schedule is

[02:41:28] Because I do do training for my boss jinx says miss you cheered 200 bits. You missed my sub sperm boy

[02:41:37] Yeah, I'm glad I missed your stuff, but you just told me sperm boy dude. I mean come on

[02:41:43] I do train infobox.

[02:41:46] That sounds cool.

[02:41:47] Just shield 200 bits, love the streams, jinx.

[02:41:51] Could you give a whats up to friend group A?

[02:41:54] Friend group A?

[02:41:57] What about friend group B dude?

[02:42:00] Bring us the training.

[02:42:01] I'm not streaming a training infobox.

[02:42:04] Zonk flipper 1 shield 200 bits.

[02:42:06] Don't see zoom.

[02:42:07] Yo jinx, see love the streams.

[02:42:09] You should hop on for honor my guy.

[02:42:11] Wait, okay.

[02:42:12] No, not like see it's not a leak listen stop it not cease like cease to him because I'm gonna do a football stream

[02:42:25] Prediction jungle

[02:42:30] Morpheus thank you for the biddy's

[02:42:36] Luke Holmes

[02:42:39] 210 she had 230 bits

[02:42:42] Cajun, go sending love from your basement. Please let me out of here.

[02:42:47] Yo bro, I don't have a basement. Alright?

[02:42:49] I don't have a basement.

[02:42:56] Darktach cheered 200 bits. Jinx, see we love you. Ignore the hate. Red heart emoji.

[02:43:04] Thank you. Thank you.

[02:43:05] Hey! We got 15 more minutes to TTS! Fair warning!

[02:43:09] I can't play with this going on in my ear.

[02:43:13] Christine cheered 200 bits, hey Genki keep up the good work sperm head.

[02:43:28] Have Keebus cheered 200 bits, hey from Columbia.

[02:43:33] By the way, is that your head or your balls? Get well soon.

[02:43:38] I'm well. I'm well. What do you mean get well soon? I'm well!

[02:43:47] Master Ika 3 cheered 200 bits, Pajol co-loved the streams but sending hate from Chelsea.

[02:43:55] Rijirapajir 200 bits, can you go back to when shaved your eyebrows I just got here?

[02:44:21] Legitness 18, cheered 200 bits. Can we talk about our booty holes?

[02:44:26] I can't hear. I can't hear with the TDS.

[02:44:36] I can't hear, I can't hear!

[02:44:38] I can't hear any of this!

[02:44:40] 45 bits. Hey, Jungkook, can I have a kiss?

[02:44:43] No!

[02:44:44] I can't hear because people use some love.

[02:44:45] No!

[02:44:46] I hope you know how to just kiss my starfish.

[02:44:49] Wait, my team's so good.

[02:44:50] My dream is so good! My dream is so good, YES!

[02:44:54] No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. 1v1.

[02:44:59] Tony underscore Enandith, 24 cheered 200 bits.

[02:45:03] Can we sneaky link again? I had such a great time this night.

[02:45:07] Tony! Shut up!

[02:45:16] Oh, he's a champ. That's why.

[02:45:18] Yes, 24 cheered 200 bits. Hello Jinx. See, I love her streams. Hope all is well. Just joking.

[02:45:25] Oh a piece of lard. Dude, I don't know if I can make it through this game. No, I legitimately

[02:45:33] don't think I can make it through this game. I'm not going to get a kill.

[02:45:37] Bates of the mountain 76 cheered 200 bits. Looks like my sperm grew up into a washed up

[02:45:43] are six player. You see what I'm saying? No, like, do you keep like, it'd be one thing if there was

[02:45:50] like some positivity. It's balls, testicles, penises, jerking off 200 bits. Yo, jinx, see hope

[02:45:58] you're having a good night. Love you man. Much love from New Jersey. Also 67. Thank you, bro.

[02:46:05] Shout out to you. Shout out to New Jersey. Thank you, dude. Thank you.

[02:46:09] Hi, guys. We need more food now.

[02:46:14] Hi, guys.

[02:46:16] Love from North Carolina. Try to get a kill this match, dog.

[02:46:21] Yeah. Okay. Hi, guys.

[02:46:23] Is there a way that we could make it to where instead of it playing a message every five seconds, it plays a message like every 15 or something because I can't even hear footsteps.

[02:46:36] I see some of it about Jinxie. I didn't know a scrotum could stream and there's someone running at me like I'm gonna go 0 and 9 at this.

[02:46:44] Highlights, is there a way we could change the cooldown?

[02:46:48] Use your drone to locate a bomb.

[02:46:51] The king cheered 200 bits. Jinx, see why do you never raid other streamers?

[02:46:57] Bro, I do raid, but I just forget sometimes. I normally rage when I end.

[02:47:01] Like last night, I got team cured and I punched myself at the members.

[02:47:05] What'd I do?

[02:47:06] Colony cheered 200 bits, if I nut on my butt and farted while you licked it off, would you still be turned on?

[02:47:15] This is what I'm talking about.

[02:47:17] Like, how about we need a cool-down?

[02:47:20] We need a cool-down.

[02:47:21] This is what I'm talking about. This is exactly what I'm talking about.

[02:47:24] Ethan quit IE cheered 200 bits, jinxed see please stop making me donate him poor.

[02:47:35] BigBee's was taken sheer to 200 bits, Junko sending absolute despise and misfortune from

[02:47:48] your ballsack.

[02:47:49] Right magnifying glass emoji, right magnifying glass emoji, right magnifying glass emoji,

[02:47:58] He's close. I can't hear it because it's right magnifying glass emoji.

[02:48:18] Thank you.

[02:48:25] God first, God bless.

[02:48:29] Couldn't hear him close because I'd hear this fucking mother fucker!

[02:48:34] Slacks and cheered 500 bits. I dodged my GF with you on the TV and she loved it.

[02:48:40] Thanks for rekindling my relationship, I love you.

[02:48:46] You dogged your ex-girlfriend with me on the TV.

[02:48:50] Hey bro, politely requesting, can you not involve-

[02:48:53] If Munda's corks you cheered 200 bits,

[02:48:56] Hey Junkook can I oil up her big bald head and slap my big long dong all over your egg head and turn you into a real sperm cell?

[02:49:14] Gavin Tudon cheered 200 bits,

[02:49:17] Hey Jinksts you look like Professor X-off of X-Men.

[02:49:20] I don't know who that is, but I already know it's just somebody involved.

[02:49:26] I already know.

[02:49:27] I already know.

[02:49:28] I already know.

[02:49:29] I already know.

[02:49:30] Because it's 0 cheered 200 bits, jinxed see just want to remind you Goku is the greatest

[02:49:37] anime character of all time in Dragon Ball Z is not a mid-anime.

[02:49:41] That would be cool and all if Levi Azerman didn't exist, bitch!

[02:49:47] All right, Chad, I'm gonna get a cup of coffee when I come back.

[02:49:52] Six of my cheered 300 bits.

[02:49:54] You're streaming all night.

[02:49:56] We're streaming all night.

[02:49:58] Enjoyed every second.

[02:50:00] I'm sorry.

[02:50:07] I'm sorry.

[02:50:10] Dylan Zero underscore zero cheered 200 bits.

[02:50:14] Hey Spurcell, when does the Ficker fan start?

[02:50:18] I'm sorry.

[02:50:20] I'm sorry.

[02:50:21] I'm sorry.

[02:50:22] I'm sorry.

[02:50:23] I'm sorry.

[02:50:24] I'm sorry.

[02:50:25] I'm sorry.

[02:50:26] I'm sorry.

[02:50:27] I'm sorry.

[02:50:28] All right, guys I'm back, all right?

[02:50:37] This guy's 12 and 2.

[02:50:38] See, I'd be able to help him if there wasn't like, dude, it's not our place to do that.

[02:50:43] 700, 09, she hit 200 bits.

[02:50:46] Hey, Jinxie here's 200 bits, if you need it, don't spend it all in one place sperm

[02:50:52] head.

[02:50:55] chair is like I can't I can't even any micro movement it's just like an

[02:51:01] absolute fucking explosion noise it's literally insane I don't understand this

[02:51:07] chair like I'm not even moving that much oh my god and it's not because I'm like

[02:51:14] fat I'm skinny as shit

[02:51:18] 7474 cheered 200 bits.

[02:51:23] Hey, I've came to watch a Jixxie stream.

[02:51:25] Why is there an alien toe in the stream?

[02:51:30] Hi, guys, I can tell it's cooled down.

[02:51:32] Thank you.

[02:51:33] Honestly, I guess we could cool it down even more.

[02:51:37] I added 25 seconds to the line.

[02:51:38] Okay, thank you, I guess.

[02:51:40] Because as of right now, I'm not gonna get a kill.

[02:51:43] I still need to be able to play the game.

[02:51:45] This is insane.

[02:51:48] Fazz underscore 23 cheered 200 bits, what an abomination of a stream. More hair above

[02:51:59] your lip than on your head.

[02:52:05] Ads chat, I know. If you want no ads, watch on YouTube, okay? Twitch is literally riddled

[02:52:12] with ads. If you want no ads, watch on YouTube. That is like the best part about YouTube.

[02:52:18] And you could rewrite it straight.

[02:52:24] Johnny, take it apart.

[02:52:25] High five, this is like-

[02:52:26] VicketyeCundescore, 1,629 shared 300 bits,

[02:52:31] in shipping out for Navy Bootcamp next month.

[02:52:35] Wish me luck.

[02:52:36] Also sending love from Washington State.

[02:52:39] Thank you, bro.

[02:52:40] Wait, this guy, hold on, this guy.

[02:52:42] This guy's location and the music.

[02:52:43] He's blocking it.

[02:52:44] I know exactly what that is.

[02:52:46] I'm gonna shit on him.

[02:52:47] I know exactly what he's doing. I know exactly what he's doing.

[02:52:57] BITCH! See what I can hear? See what I mean?

[02:53:01] Daniel Grint underscore Belly Moss cheered 200 bits. I turned 18 today. I'm fresh all for you

[02:53:15] Daniel I

[02:53:18] Don't have any words

[02:53:20] Daniel I'm I'm so puzzled

[02:53:24] Daniel I have Jesus Christ

[02:53:26] So this is way better. I could actually have two tests on longer now

[02:53:31] It's actually peaceful.

[02:53:36] Put underscore cheered 200 bits. Please tell Rocket League to put crates back into the game.

[02:53:43] Dude, I'll tell Rocket League to do whatever you guys want.

[02:53:47] If they'll listen, that's totally up to them.

[02:53:49] I've already told them directly to bring back traitors.

[02:53:53] But I can't make them do it, but I can ask them to do it.

[02:53:58] We can make a rocket league wish list today, I'm gonna get on at 7.30 in like 30 minutes.

[02:54:09] Sultry snail cheered 300 bits, hey Funko Pop can't wait to see you lose all tournaments

[02:54:15] tonight.

[02:54:16] I'm gonna win, I'm gonna win.

[02:54:22] This is way better.

[02:54:28] Good idea? No, I'm down.

[02:54:29] You gotta be kidding me.

[02:54:34] You take like 10 minutes.

[02:54:37] He can be longer than I actually am.

[02:54:38] I've killed a lot of people and a lot of complaints about it.

[02:54:41] So to see subtle cheered 200 bits,

[02:54:44] Elmene who bullies poor homeless mugs,

[02:54:47] hate from existence itself.

[02:54:52] My timing is literally disgusting like it's he just runs at me as soon as I

[02:54:59] turn I mean that timing is really disgusting

[02:55:07] ZF thinking about this is the worst I've ever played this entire season and it's

[02:55:12] literally just because of the disgusting message 200 bits yo fat sperm boy

[02:55:18] Let's stop view-botting and let's earn the views fatty boy and can you oil me up on my balls, please?

[02:55:25] No, and no, I don't first off view-bot. I don't

[02:55:30] man, dude, dude

[02:55:32] Somebody bought it four hundred thousand viewers yesterday. Why would I do that?

[02:55:37] It's like a dead giveaway. Why would anyone do that?

[02:55:41] Also, oiled up your balls? I've never even heard of that in my life.

[02:55:50] I've cheered 200 bits. Junko, there are more songs on Rocket League. You have to hold the

[02:55:57] right stick to get more playlists. Wait, what? Yo, this... okay. This chair is like...

[02:56:09] I mean, oh my God.

[02:56:11] Oh my God, I lost my train of thought.

[02:56:13] You hold the right stick?

[02:56:17] That's all you gotta do.

[02:56:19] Remind me when I get in.

[02:56:20] I'm gonna get all that 730.

[02:56:22] Remind me when I get in.

[02:56:24] I crack and lock, cheer 200 bits.

[02:56:27] Keep yelling and my Johnson will keep rising.

[02:56:34] In menu?

[02:56:36] Bro, there's more songs?

[02:56:38] Wait, why do you have to do that, though?

[02:56:45] Really?

[02:56:54] Financials underscore cheered 200 bits.

[02:56:58] You look like a creature from Subnautica Plus who else fell for the fake nut on its head.

[02:57:07] Mike, thank you for the jib-bob, Mike. Thank you for the jib-bob.

[02:57:18] Your mission is to locate and defuse the bomb.

[02:57:24] He's giving you the most recent songs but the older ones are so calm.

[02:57:28] So I remember scores which cheered 200 bits.

[02:57:31] Hygiene, Coe, I love you, baby, also, does it occur?

[02:57:34] The only rocket league song I absolutely despise is

[02:57:39] Taking it in the hallway, taking it in the hallway

[02:57:42] It's so annoying and it always plays when I'm on like a five game losing scene

[02:57:47] Taking it in the hallway, it's like, it's wrong socks, dude!

[02:57:58] Smile and think about it, that's the only one I hate

[02:58:00] Cap 2k cheers 200 vix, sending love from New York. Need you to do a wizard 101

[02:58:08] stream it would be so peak you'll go.

[02:58:17] Alright, Hope Team's dad, who are carry stuff like that.

[02:58:21] Finesse thinking if I gifted dad it put it in my ass but that's...

[02:58:30] I thought you guys drove that.

[02:58:39] Fuck.

[02:58:40] Y'all were there for two minutes.

[02:58:40] How is he just inside me?

[02:58:43] This is insane.

[02:58:44] How is he inside me if you guys were there for two minutes?

[02:58:47] I don't understand.

[02:58:48] How is he just inside me?

[02:58:53] This is insane. I mean how is he inside me if you guys are there for two minutes? I don't understand

[02:59:03] Bro, okay, I'm just gonna be that's all this guy's doing. Why are they swinging him? It's right?

[02:59:09] 112 cheered 200 bits your jinx. See don't listen to the haters. You will hit champ

[02:59:15] you got this bro much love less than three

[02:59:22] how did he fit you that hole okay nah you know what i'm saying

[02:59:31] good angle

[02:59:34] but i think this guy's gonna drop 20 bomb

[02:59:38] I bet he would be asked to buy cheese a cheered 200 bits just look at you bro

[02:59:48] what the fuck is that supposed to mean what the hell what the fuck is that supposed to

[02:59:55] I mean, you were eliminated all-

[02:59:56] WHAT?!

[02:59:58] Ozki, negative item gifted, baby.

[03:00:08] You sold your team?

[03:00:09] No, it was the TTS.

[03:00:11] Now this is a cool-down?

[03:00:12] I can play one more.

[03:00:13] Chopped to much, a cheered to 200 bits.

[03:00:16] Hey, Fatty, please donate your wealth before the Tuma gets you.

[03:00:21] I don't have a tube, or do?

[03:00:22] Breaks, do you think I'm gonna tube on breaks?

[03:00:25] Yeah, we'll keep TTS on because now we have a quarter-hunt.

[03:00:33] And I'm about to lose diamond one.

[03:00:36] Fuck!

[03:00:37] Bro, I got locked in.

[03:00:41] Carter raided you?

[03:00:42] Appreciate it, Carter.

[03:00:45] Chalice 7909 cheered 200 bits. Love from your undieware drawer. You should play the new Siege mobile game and love the stream. Keep it up my boy.

[03:00:58] Siege has a mobile game?

[03:01:03] Bro, what?

[03:01:06] Siege has a mobile game? Since when?

[03:01:09] win. Tacky, what's your one? Solo to copper. Uh, Felicia, it's not solo to copper. Alright?

[03:01:17] It's solo to champion, buddy.

[03:01:22] Buzzard Bar, it cheered 200 bits. What's up, Humpty Dumpty? What happened to your

[03:01:27] eyebrows?

[03:01:28] Okay. We should ban, yeah, honestly, I just played theme park. I'd rather vomit

[03:01:35] play this dog shit again. Rocket League has mobile too? Right, I thought it would just

[03:01:44] be better to play siege on a console now.

[03:01:52] What do you think dude?

[03:01:53] Stop o' cheer to 200 bits, hey Jinx TZ thank you for being my biggest inspiration and

[03:01:59] always cheering me up and also turning me gay.

[03:02:05] I've laced your coffee okay well like what yep what level of hating even is this I laced

[03:02:23] your coffee. Flames underscore 8776 cheered 200 bits. Hey jinxed see just want to say I'm ashamed

[03:02:36] that we breathe the same air baldy. Jinxed see what's your favorite non-rap song right now plastic

[03:02:46] cigarette by Zach Ryan. I pissed in your coffee, Jinxie. Thanks, Joe. Appreciate it, man.

[03:03:03] Chewing Dio Cheer to 200 bits, can I please see your toes after a stinky rocket leak session?

[03:03:16] I

[03:03:28] But I will end your job here today

[03:03:32] Hi, guys. I'm not in the mood. I'm playing like shit. I'm going back into every game

[03:03:36] I'm losing everything. I don't need this right now. I think see the UK loves you just kidding Baldy don't come back

[03:03:46] Five seconds left.

[03:03:51] Up floor is located at bomb.

[03:03:53] Get ready for hostile action.

[03:03:54] Don't wait, sir.

[03:03:55] Stay clear of the last door.

[03:03:59] This way.

[03:04:01] We're going to be fine.

[03:04:04] You guys try to keep an eye on me.

[03:04:06] Keep an eye on me.

[03:04:07] Keep an eye on me.

[03:04:08] Keep an eye on me.

[03:04:09] I'm mixed.

[03:04:10] Cheered 200 bits.

[03:04:11] Jinxed.

[03:04:12] See, can I rub the top of your bald head

[03:04:14] head with my oiled up feet.

[03:04:29] So what do you mean spot the difference? I don't look at anything like that.

[03:04:36] Jack underscore on underscore Chakra cheered 200 bits. I can't wait to cradle you in my arms tonight while I tuck you into bed, baby boo.

[03:04:49] See, he gonna got me baby by the way.

[03:04:53] I'm back now, now I'm ready.

[03:04:56] See, now I get fleshed.

[03:04:59] Now we can get ya!

[03:05:01] But, nah, we gotta get him.

[03:05:03] We gotta get him in the room.

[03:05:04] We gotta turn him into a man in about 53 minutes.

[03:05:06] The Monks gaming cheered 200 bits, at jinxed sea I was wondering when the cheered seeds

[03:05:20] are gun growing on your head.

[03:05:48] I live at an underscore sway cheered 200 bits pure hate from Sweden.

[03:06:18] Throw in shared 500 bits.

[03:06:20] Hey junkmunkfunk.punk when is the junko versus 100 otters stream.

[03:06:29] My god, I can't hear!

[03:06:33] Fuck!

[03:06:36] That was so winnable, they were both so low.

[03:06:39] God, I hate holographic scopes, you can't see, you could even see your cock if you want to do.

[03:06:43] I do. I don't think I'm a 5th in a row, appreciate it.

[03:06:46] Like, I love Capcom, but like, brah, I hate holographics gobs.

[03:06:50] And Phonic Limes cheered 200 bits.

[03:06:53] Hey, my Martian, my brother, I miss you.

[03:06:56] When are you coming back to your home planet Mars?

[03:06:59] We all hate you.

[03:07:05] Y'all do it R6, what is your number one tip, if you're new?

[03:07:07] I mean, it's boring, but you have to just play the game, brah.

[03:07:12] R6 probably has the steepest learning curve of any game ever that I can think of all the time I had.

[03:07:18] So it's going to be like, I always say if you make it past the first 100 hours,

[03:07:21] you'll probably enjoy the game, but most people quit in the first 100 hours. You have to just play it.

[03:07:26] Kizzyboya cheered 200 bits, sending love from Kansas. You're the goat.

[03:07:32] Thank you, dude. Thank you.

[03:07:42] Rocket League? No, I think like Rocket League like, here's what I think.

[03:07:47] Mechanically speaking, Rocket League is the hardest game I've ever played.

[03:07:51] See, just mechanics, you'll learn that pretty soon.

[03:07:54] But like, nothing is received, bro. You're not going to know any of the maps.

[03:07:58] You're not going to know how you're dying or what you're dying to.

[03:08:01] After 100 hours, when you start learning the maps, learning the operators, learning the recoil patterns,

[03:08:06] then you're going to enjoy the game.

[03:08:07] With Rocket League, like, I instantly enjoyed the game.

[03:08:10] Because I was just in silver

[03:08:14] And my bullets were all so so you know what I mean?

[03:08:18] That's it

[03:08:21] But like in terms of pure learning gap

[03:08:25] But rocket league like the mechanicals

[03:08:40] I would literally suck up my son Chris cheered 200

[03:09:09] bits west road to copper series love you sperm head check again it's not road to

[03:09:18] copper it's road it's it's fucking road to chance all right we're almost we're at

[03:09:23] the end of the road we're at the end of the road I'm gonna die running

[03:09:28] I'm gonna get my coffee

[03:09:38] They're Alvin 09 cheered 200 bits

[03:09:41] Haging to sending love from the sun just wanted to let you know my blind grandma can aim better with her saggy knockers

[03:09:55] Watch this shot

[03:09:58] I'm for locating a bomb, protective.

[03:10:11] I was gonna go below the birth-c4, but...

[03:10:13] Snoopy the Duff cheered 200 bits.

[03:10:16] Yo jinxed to play with H-dog, he's on you saying it's his birthday.

[03:10:21] chat um when I said watch this I was talking about next round

[03:10:28] chat I was talking about next round

[03:10:40] oh my god last operators standing bro it's just it's not the day to get

[03:10:46] It's fine. It's not the day!

[03:10:48] I see my cheer. 200 bits.

[03:10:50] Kajungo, love you hope you have been amazing.

[03:10:52] Thank you for everything. Keep it up.

[03:10:54] Thank you, bro.

[03:10:56] Jack, today is not the day for champ.

[03:10:58] But we could win this game and get close.

[03:11:00] And then hit it tomorrow.

[03:11:04] Bro, I mean,

[03:11:06] I shouldn't have broke the hatch then,

[03:11:08] dropped. I should have like

[03:11:10] broke the hatch in the prep phase.

[03:11:12] I was just going to try to C4 black

[03:11:14] of C4 black beard under the hallway but it's like such a high variance line like the odds

[03:11:19] of somebody holding that 65 cheered 200 bits 67 million 676,767 chat you think I'll ever

[03:11:31] get champion solo queue it's it's the hardest thing I've ever done in my life I would say

[03:11:37] realistically I've only solo queue I do a queue with mingo on like the first week

[03:11:42] of the season to get like blast. But like, um, I don't know. I just think solo queueing

[03:11:50] is impossible. I would say probably 80 to 90 percent of the fans cheered 200 bits. Hey

[03:11:57] jinx, see this is Braden Burns from Florida. Remember the time you brought me to your

[03:12:01] house tied me up and tickled my feet for hours. Secure the bomb. I don't remember

[03:12:08] that no recollection um but back to this night i put like 80 to 90 percent of

[03:12:13] chance in this game stack or 3q or duo q bro i've just been solving for two months

[03:12:20] i've more located a bomb protected

[03:12:29] see each year 200 bits 1v1 99 to 0 i'm champ 2 if i win you pay for the rest

[03:12:36] of my college, 3k.

[03:12:46] Yo, what is this new emote?

[03:12:48] Hi-Bytes! What the fuck is this?

[03:12:50] Hi-Bytes!

[03:12:51] What the fuck is this?

[03:12:54] Is that a Kyu emote?

[03:12:56] As- Okay.

[03:12:58] Can we get some mods in here?

[03:12:59] The Lith Streams cheered 200 bits, when are we seeing you naked?

[03:13:12] of

[03:13:28] shoots a subracken flight

[03:13:33] titsle's cheered 200 bits, keep taking junko in so close to finishing just please keep taking

[03:13:41] and Debbie sending hate from California.

[03:14:08] Just the Monkman Sheer to 200 bits, your face killed my grandma.

[03:14:15] Here's Penis.

[03:14:39] Hailston Shear to 200 bits, hay sperm cell when it's the Epstein collab fatty.

[03:14:50] Fucking chair.

[03:15:09] Bonfch, cheer 200 bits, Hey Jinxy, which celebrity visited you in hospital hope you get better soon.

[03:15:18] I'm going to get you.

[03:15:33] God damn it! All of you! God damn it!

[03:15:39] Let's win this fucking game! Come on!

[03:15:42] See, Troop 31 Sheared 200 Bits. Can you cover your face so we don't have to see a pure nut?

[03:15:53] TTS is about to be off.

[03:15:55] Shotgun made, yeah bro, just the best Shotgun player dude. Are you bursting coppers?

[03:16:00] No. Four Diamond Ones and a Diamond Five.

[03:16:03] Alec, think we're gonna find the, Alec think we're gonna find the, maybe I love you dude.

[03:16:08] Chad, I'm gonna get on rocket league after this game. We need to handle this game.

[03:16:14] Make sure you're switching it to 3-7-3 cheered 200 bits. Hey Jinx, see how are you today?

[03:16:21] Sending love from Canada. Canada emoji.

[03:16:24] Absolutely amazing. Yo Chad, if you don't mind me asking, what the actual fuck are these emotes?

[03:16:32] Yo, Dootie, what is this?

[03:16:37] This is the absolute last thing this chat needs.

[03:16:43] Lea, I'm thinking about getting the picture.

[03:16:50] The upstairs goon cheered 200 bits, hey jinxed see, love from Canada.

[03:16:55] Psych, I hope the rest of your stream goes terrible and you lose the rest of your

[03:17:00] games.

[03:17:01] Oh my god!

[03:17:03] Like, how sick in the head do you have to be to do that?

[03:17:06] Literally.

[03:17:10] Chat, are we winning a Rocket League tournament tonight?

[03:17:12] Yes or no?

[03:17:13] What do you think?

[03:17:23] What do you think, Chat?

[03:17:28] No, no, no.

[03:17:31] No.

[03:17:32] Master Wiggles with the five gifted- Wiggles, negative, I get the-

[03:17:39] Insertion in five seconds.

[03:17:44] Proceed to bomb location and defuse it.

[03:17:47] Dark tag cheered 200 bits, jinxed Cee we love you ignore the hate, red heart emoji.

[03:18:32] I fear.

[03:18:52] I can't hear when I'm on the-

[03:18:55] If we lose this round, I'm actually gonna shut off my console.

[03:18:58] I thought it was on the right.

[03:19:02] you get to complete your make-a-wish yet? Sending low psych sending hate and no support

[03:19:08] from Central California, I hope your treatment goes well.

[03:19:11] Oh my GOOOOOOOD!

[03:19:13] Nah, it's just cause I'm on my PC headset, like I have the, whenever I have the wire plugged

[03:19:19] in it's weird.

[03:19:20] Not poor eliminated.

[03:19:21] Yeah, we're gonna say cope! On God I'm not trolling! On God! Yo guys, enough

[03:19:28] with this god damn kaiju emo please

[03:19:36] month 448 cheered 200 bits love from UK I got into our six because of you

[03:19:47] I appreciate you man. Shout out to the UK. Love you my boy. Love you my dude. Love you

[03:19:56] my dude. Bro, look at the chat. It's just Kyu. It's literally just Kyu. You can't even

[03:20:03] to be the message. It's just my

[03:20:11] 214 cheered 200 bits. Hey,

[03:20:15] Jinx. See, I love your streams. Are you

[03:20:17] playing in the charity match this year?

[03:20:19] Love from Michigan.

[03:20:27] One never know. I guess one never know.

[03:20:30] I don't think if I get this, I don't think if I get this, I don't think if I get this,

[03:20:40] I guess we'll never know dude.

[03:20:41] We need to locate a bomb.

[03:20:46] Come on my friend.

[03:20:47] Even achieved 200 bits, when did I and Robin start playing Rainbow Six Siege?

[03:20:52] I don't look like Argen fucking Robin dude.

[03:20:56] Jonzo Shelby, I'll give you that, not Robin.

[03:21:01] I'll give you Jonzo Shelby, dude.

[03:21:08] I'll give you Jonzo Shelby, dude.

[03:21:15] Magic, look at the back.

[03:21:17] Oh, and he cheered 200 bits.

[03:21:20] Jinxed, see we should an earl steam together where we give each other foot rubs and butterfly kisses.

[03:21:26] What is the bottom flat? Actually, I don't even want to do it.

[03:21:30] I don't even want to do it. Keep the kid inside.

[03:21:50] Zero went and been shaved 300 bits.

[03:21:53] Love your streams and slash, just kidding when is the case exlacios epic stream, love from Tel Aviv.

[03:22:04] Good God, good, good boy.

[03:22:06] I see you!

[03:22:24] Now that's something I really need to know!

[03:22:27] 2,310 she-eat 200 bits!

[03:22:30] Hey Junko going to flick my bean on your forehead until you love it!

[03:22:34] You must recover the necuser.

[03:22:59] Skip, cheered 200 bits.

[03:23:01] When the chat was spamming the spermhead emoterna,

[03:23:04] It looked like your dad busted a load in the chat.

[03:23:37] How excited are you for Netspen's new album dropping this week?

[03:23:40] I started listening to him because of you.

[03:23:45] Wait, Nets, Nets dropping this week?

[03:23:48] FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!

[03:23:51] Why are you holding me you pussy!?

[03:23:55] Brought him on that was dropping this week?

[03:23:59] What?

[03:23:59] That's been just terrible. You're terrible dude. No, he's not.

[03:24:08] Blake09 cheered 200 bits. Currently beating it. Will you help? Love you, Jinx. I'm 12.

[03:24:15] Alright. Nope. That's it. Yeah, done. Right there. That's the one. I knew there was

[03:24:19] going to be one. There was going to be one. That's it. Done. TTS is-

[03:24:24] Do not send any more DTS.

[03:24:28] I didn't win this fucking game.

[03:24:32] I didn't win this fucking game.

[03:24:35] How can I fast forward the stream?

[03:24:39] Is it pre-recorded?

[03:24:41] No, it's a stream.

[03:24:43] So you kind of answered your own question.

[03:24:45] It's a live stream, so you can't fast forward it.

[03:24:48] Ditch it.

[03:24:50] MS, thank you.

[03:24:52] MS, take a minute to do what MS, love you dude.

[03:24:57] Jack, it's not an L scam, I've said and I quote,

[03:25:00] I'm doing one game of TTS and I ended up doing almost two.

[03:25:05] All right, it's not a fucking scam.

[03:25:08] I said I'm doing one game of TTS.

[03:25:11] I said 15 more minutes and I ended up doing TTS

[03:25:14] for 35 more minutes.

[03:25:15] Shut up!

[03:25:18] Well, it may be the TTS on rocketeer, mate.

[03:25:21] But no, I think I'm done. I think I'm done for today.

[03:25:24] That was bad.

[03:25:25] He asked for help gooning and then said he's swell.

[03:25:45] Chappy got me Rocket League 3D3 tournament in 30 minutes.

[03:25:49] Lock the fuck in here!

[03:25:51] Cough!

[03:25:55] Chad, who should I get? Riot and balls?

[03:25:59] I don't know, that's it. Like, we lose every time. I'm not just going solo.

[03:26:04] You've located a bomb. Make your way to its location.

[03:26:07] Dinksy, when is CTS? We just turned it off!

[03:27:19] The thing is, I know Mewds to the right, but I can't do anything about it.

[03:27:40] run away and then I could like fake it to make him think that I left really if I

[03:27:49] jump it I'm gonna die like it because I'm gonna I'm not gonna be able to

[03:27:52] yes

[03:28:08] How are you my

[03:28:22] It's literally a 1v1 I'm going to fake him.

[03:28:35] He definitely thinks I just ran away He's definitely gone.

[03:28:48] My team is ass!

[03:28:53] Okay, he did not run away.

[03:28:56] Bro, I think ran away from the window twice.

[03:28:58] He didn't fall for it a single time.

[03:29:00] Are you kidding me?

[03:29:03] I thought he ran away.

[03:29:04] I don't know.

[03:29:05] I don't know, I'm sorry.

[03:29:07] All right, we're gonna have to get championed tomorrow.

[03:29:09] Fuck!

[03:29:11] I gotta get championed before the new season comes out.

[03:29:13] And I'm not stacking.

[03:29:15] I have to do it so long.

[03:29:17] I made a God damn promise.

[03:29:19] Get Ron, dude, I love Ron, bro.

[03:29:21] Ron plays Rocket League once every two weeks

[03:29:24] and he's literally silver.

[03:29:27] Maybe you could say gold one.

[03:29:29] I didn't know he got, I wanna win.

[03:29:35] All right, 20 minutes.

[03:29:36] 20 minutes till tournament time.

[03:29:39] Wait, Chad, where do you go?

[03:29:43] chat where do you go where do you go

[03:29:51] where do you go

[03:29:58] wait

[03:30:13] Hold it.

[03:30:23] Star Wars!

[03:30:33] Should I select all of them?

[03:30:42] HELLO!

[03:31:12] Which one should I do?

[03:31:21] Which one should I do?

[03:31:23] All of them?

[03:31:35] This is sick.

[03:31:42] I'm not sure.

[03:31:52] Throttle Green.

[03:32:02] in my head, you came in man every night.

[03:32:13] This is peak, dude.

[03:32:15] If I see you, man.

[03:32:17] Dude, this is peak.

[03:32:20] All right, I'm going to go take off.

[03:32:21] I'm going to go take off.

[03:32:22] I'm going to go take off.

[03:32:23] I'm going to go take off.

[03:32:24] I'm going to go take off.

[03:32:25] I'm going to go take off.

[03:33:26] If I see you again, are you my friend or my friend?

[03:33:41] I

[03:34:05] Know we dominate

[03:34:07] Now we dominate!

[03:34:17] 3v3 Tournament in 20 minutes, lock in.

[03:34:33] Why am I doing this? I gave him the ball.

[03:34:43] You're an idiot! Fuck! I got a warm-up. Shut it up, shut up.

[03:34:53] Alright, so little chaplains, hold on, I'm out of them.

[03:35:02] What a save, and what a counter-attack!

[03:35:15] I'm gonna win by three goals, trust me.

[03:35:22] I just gotta commit there.

[03:35:32] I don't know if I'm fucking dumb or stupid or dog shit.

[03:35:37] I gotta go to the ball.

[03:35:39] What am I waiting for?

[03:35:40] What am I waiting for?

[03:35:41] Why aren't you guys typing real voice every time I leave my step out?

[03:35:44] My voice is normal!

[03:35:53] Almost the perfect time.

[03:35:54] Wait, yeah, okay.

[03:35:57] Listen to me, we are...

[03:36:03] Listen here!

[03:36:04] We are 156,000% winning a Rock League tournament tonight.

[03:36:08] If not, I'm a fucking loser.

[03:36:10] We have a 3v3 tournament at 8, 2v2 tournament at 10.

[03:36:13] Lock the fuck in, grab your wiener, let's go!

[03:36:16] As long as the raid's over.

[03:36:32] Oh my god!

[03:36:34] My bad, Benzema!

[03:36:37] Holy fuck!

[03:36:38] I thought this guy was bad, now he's good!

[03:36:48] FK!

[03:36:50] Splash!

[03:36:52] Bro, don't get me wrong, I'll take the free win.

[03:37:06] Yeah, we are winning a rocket league tournament tonight if we don't I'm the worst human being to ever play the game

[03:37:36] I'm dead I'm dead I'm dead my god it's just so fucking

[03:38:06] It's literally so fucking dumb.

[03:38:08] I just instantly lose a 50.

[03:38:10] Paradise, thank you for the prize.

[03:38:12] Love you, bro.

[03:38:26] Yes, yes.

[03:38:28] No!

[03:38:36] Okay, chat, should we throw on TTS?

[03:38:49] I'm good.

[03:38:50] 25 second cooldown, let's do TTS.

[03:38:52] Let's have a good time.

[03:38:53] Chat, I might turn TTS off in the tournament though, okay, because I'm locked in.

[03:38:59] So 20 minutes.

[03:39:02] 20 minutes. Fair work. I'm turning it off at 8.

[03:39:20] Ex-STL on this cold gunk's cheered 200 bits. Love the streams jinxed, see. Get jammed.

[03:39:27] Oh. When is the next among us streamed?

[03:39:30] I'm going to get you tomorrow. Among us? I think we got one to look it up soon.

[03:39:40] How's the schedule? What am I doing? What am I doing? What am I doing?

[03:39:56] Kortode underscore cheered 200 bits. Hey, Jaddy, my fingers still stink from last night.

[03:40:02] Are we still on for tonight, smirking face emoji?

[03:40:10] Bro, I can't beat this guy!

[03:40:14] Fuck!

[03:40:26] Mr. Bluey cheered 200 bits. You look like the mole on my eye. Try to shave around.

[03:40:36] You overcommit.

[03:40:38] And that is why you don't overcommit in once!

[03:40:46] Yes!

[03:40:47] I don't know how to play this game backwards. It's like my biggest weakness.

[03:41:02] Prince Sunder's Corkimo cheered 200 bits. Can you tell us the donut story? Holy ball

[03:41:08] knowledge. No. No. That story is only for 2022 viewers.

[03:41:15] That's the most disgusting story of all time.

[03:41:32] Over the minute!

[03:41:34] Kill a crab cheered 200 bits.

[03:41:36] Hey Jinxie, I think you're very handsome.

[03:41:39] Oh wait, is it the reflection in your bald head?

[03:41:43] You stuck on spucky bald bones.

[03:41:45] This is me, this is me.

[03:41:49] YES!

[03:41:53] Come on, chat, come on. We got a ball game. We got a ball game.

[03:42:02] 20 seconds. No.

[03:42:05] Jack Attack 5,793 cheered 200 bits, Yokai you can I have feet pics so I can H2M later.

[03:42:20] Not yesterday.

[03:42:21] Let's go!

[03:42:22] What a win man!

[03:42:23] What a win!

[03:42:24] What a win man! What a win!

[03:42:37] My bottle?

[03:42:40] My bottle was so soft!

[03:42:41] Coca-Cola's 6,529 cheered 200 bits.

[03:42:46] Hey Jinx, see, can I lick your chocolate starfish like ice cream on a hot day?

[03:42:51] Wait, XP level 200?

[03:42:54] Did y'all see that?

[03:42:56] I just got XP level 200.

[03:42:58] Did y'all see that?

[03:43:02] Bro.

[03:43:04] That's kind of nuts.

[03:43:07] I just got XP level 200.

[03:43:09] that's amazing.

[03:43:14] They two shift easier.

[03:43:18] 200 bits.

[03:43:20] Yo, Jun.

[03:43:22] Can I not in your but an ego out there?

[03:43:24] Also how do your eyebrows feel?

[03:43:33] They feel fine, God!

[03:43:48] Drop, drop, drop, drop, drop!

[03:43:51] Oh, I think they-

[03:43:52] It's a pre-mix 5 cheered 200 bits.

[03:43:54] Tee me!

[03:43:55] Tee me!

[03:43:56] Tee me!

[03:43:57] Tee me!

[03:43:58] Tee me!

[03:43:59] Tee me!

[03:44:00] How!

[03:44:01] Not a percentage fault!

[03:44:05] It is for the 100% fault!

[03:44:07] Fuck!

[03:44:13] Y'all can't hold me.

[03:44:15] Who do you think you are here?

[03:44:24] Slavanced, cheer 200 bits.

[03:44:27] Can I oil your booty up and twirl your oofy-boofy with ranch paint from jerk mate

[03:44:47] Tournament in 13 minutes, and I'm playing like a fucking donkey

[03:44:52] No music I'm on YouTube. Oh, I'm on YouTube like all they could

[03:44:57] Stormer 10719 Sheer to 200 bits, hey are you hungry? If so eat a die.

[03:45:13] This is the best you've played, thank you.

[03:45:17] I can tell you many thank you.

[03:45:20] I love this car, I feel like it's some example, you know.

[03:45:28] This is my talent clinic.

[03:45:31] Doctor, cheer to 200 bits.

[03:45:34] Jinx, see we love you. Ignore the hate. Red heart, emoji.

[03:45:38] Thank you.

[03:45:44] Let's fucking go!

[03:45:50] I don't know guys. I don't know. I don't know.

[03:45:59] Crypting cheered 200 bits. Keep up the good work, spermhead.

[03:46:09] Bro, is this instant kickoff bullshit? Yo, Ryan. Ryan, if you actually want to play

[03:46:18] We lose every time

[03:46:20] We lose every time

[03:46:29] Alright, it's got his head at fast. I'm about to try my dick off now

[03:46:33] Case underscore 20 cheered 200 bits. Let's go Kurt Angle

[03:46:48] I

[03:46:55] Know that's got a drop there

[03:47:01] What like this one I'm talking about if I only arrived here it's 250 does it slap against your leg when you walk if I

[03:47:09] Why?

[03:47:14] What a fucking saying like what a fucking saying

[03:47:20] This guy's definitely smirking by the

[03:47:22] Adios, he's like whenever people are doing directional arrows to finish. I just don't even know they're not flat one of twos

[03:47:32] I mean maybe he is but he's literally shooting with

[03:47:35] 313 Billion Undersport Cheat 200 Bits, Hey Junko Love from Little Saint James when are you going to travel to Israel and stream?

[03:48:05] Come on, get in there.

[03:48:07] YES!

[03:48:08] FUCKING YES!

[03:48:10] Youth 1 Sheared 200 bits.

[03:48:12] Hey Jinx, see as your tip the same skin tone as your head.

[03:48:16] Here stop moving around so much and trying to get a sniff.

[03:48:22] Okay, what the fuck is that?

[03:48:35] It is spot cheeks cheered 200 bits.

[03:48:49] Hey Django, wondering what conditioner you use for your eyebrows and your hair down there?

[03:48:55] I'm trying to-

[03:48:56] I'm trying to-

[03:48:57] I'm trying to-

[03:48:57] I'm trying to focus.

[03:49:01] I'm trying to focus new.

[03:49:06] Get in there, please, Rob.

[03:49:10] teammate, what the-

[03:49:11] teammate, just wild and flying!

[03:49:14] That being 445 cheered 200 bits, hey jinx, please oil up your sexy bald head so I can

[03:49:30] finish this up.

[03:49:38] Get in there.

[03:49:40] Gold's gonna win, focus.

[03:49:42] Mexico wins.

[03:49:49] What am I doing?

[03:49:50] What am I?

[03:49:51] That's all.

[03:49:53] I'm playing like such a...

[03:49:54] CHUT!

[03:49:57] Nicholas, three cheer to 200 fits, say Christ is Lord.

[03:50:02] Christ is Daniel.

[03:50:05] Yeah, I'm literally...

[03:50:07] 14 minutes away, or no,

[03:50:09] eight minutes away from the tournament

[03:50:10] and I'm playing like a fucking idiot.

[03:50:20] Can you not remember me?

[03:50:22] Can you not remember me?

[03:50:25] I need 10 seconds!

[03:50:26] Luba 3 cheered 200 bits, love for salty sprigs.

[03:50:32] We had it.

[03:50:33] We had a chance.

[03:50:35] Ha ha ha ha ha ha!

[03:50:36] I want to die every time I play this game. I want it in GTA.

[03:50:48] Alright, we are turning all of GTA at APL.

[03:50:55] Yeah.

[03:50:56] Salty Twix 21 shared 300 bits, just want to say thanks for the great streams keep being

[03:51:02] inspired and inspiring others been subbed for 30 months plus now W streams as always.

[03:51:08] Thank you Hugh. What is this song?

[03:51:17] I have all the old songs in here now Chad.

[03:51:20] all the old songs I don't need to skip it

[03:51:30] tournament in six minutes

[03:51:32] first ever tournament went right now

[03:51:34] you might cheer at 200 bits, heck are you

[03:51:36] I think the missing weight of your eyebrows is messing up your reign

[03:51:50] Oh my god!

[03:52:06] Metro Goon in 00 cheered 200 bits, I got a question for Jinx, see why didn't she go

[03:52:12] on a date with me?

[03:52:15] What?

[03:52:17] How did we know you do it?

[03:52:19] Jimmy9 cheered 300 bits, jinxed sea sort of look like if a brain eating a meobah and

[03:52:45] And the sperm cell had a child.

[03:53:11] God damn it!

[03:53:12] I mean I can't do it!

[03:53:14] Hey Jinxie, can I please see your feet after a stinky rocket leak session?

[03:53:32] I'm hitting it like a fucking chard.

[03:53:34] I'm hitting it like a fucking chard!

[03:53:42] There we go.

[03:53:45] Mid is asked to peace cheer to 200 bits. You turn me on Jinmeister,

[03:53:50] but that's because you're reminding me of my girlfriend's big toe tonight.

[03:53:54] How did I- oh god that's- that's insane.

[03:53:59] I was gonna say how did I remind you of your girlfriend?

[03:54:01] But then you said her feet tell me.

[03:54:04] I mean what?

[03:54:06] Even that's hard to- hard to fucking roll tournaments around.

[03:54:09] I'm going in solo because the only time I've gotten the top 4 in a turn was when I went in solo

[03:54:19] Connor 1005 cheered 200 bits. Hey Jinx, see? Sending love from Ohio that we should go fishing sometime

[03:54:28] I'm trying to get this shot down the shots are

[03:54:36] Turned in three minutes guys

[03:54:41] Second of job now, how about this one?

[03:54:46] No, I gotta get right with it

[03:54:48] I

[03:54:52] The shot is

[03:54:55] 200 bits you are my favorite steamer always wanted to be a part of one of your streams

[03:55:09] Ah tournament in two minutes, I'm nervous

[03:55:18] right here's what I'll do if I get first round in we'll pick up you and

[03:55:26] It's sheer 200 bits, hate from Canada, grow hair faster.

[03:55:37] These shots are so easy.

[03:55:44] Okay.

[03:55:46] Okay.

[03:55:49] Okay.

[03:55:56] It's King Benji Chi at 200 bits.

[03:55:59] Hey Jinx, see?

[03:56:00] You look like a pair of balls three days after a show.

[03:56:03] SHUT THE FUCK UP!

[03:56:04] Not for Uncle Jeffrey.

[03:56:20] Holy awkward.

[03:56:26] I thought I was almost dead.

[03:56:31] Some doorjapes cheered 200 bits, hey streamer you the goat lot from Croatia.

[03:56:37] Thank you my boy.

[03:56:40] You aren't getting any better, shut the fuck up.

[03:56:50] How about this, watch this ready?

[03:56:51] Am I not getting any better?

[03:56:54] I want this motherfucker.

[03:57:01] How about that?

[03:57:03] Dunk 824 cheered 200 bits.

[03:57:06] It's like he's still with us, RIP.

[03:57:09] I'm not dead.

[03:57:10] I'm not dead.

[03:57:11] You'll be missed.

[03:57:12] Craying gesture emoji.

[03:57:13] Hashtag llj.emoji.

[03:57:16] built a flower emoji.

[03:57:26] I'm trying to switch to the same with the past year, little shit.

[03:57:31] I don't know what he means.

[03:57:40] High-bice.

[03:57:41] Dislexic 24200 bits, love from the UK man keep up the good content.

[03:57:49] Hi guys! I'm about to play a tournament, dipshit! Enough!

[03:58:03] I'm about to play a tournament! Damats!

[03:58:11] Squad underscore gaming cheered 200 bits, hey jinxed si senior jerk made ranked stream

[03:58:22] nice to see you finally made it to grandmaster beta.

[03:58:26] See you next match GG.

[03:58:56] Hey jinxed see would you consider apex legends stream or arc Raiders stream love from South Carolina ignore the love

[03:59:06] It's time chat

[03:59:10] We're going into a 3d3 tournament so

[03:59:14] It's time will tonight be our first ever tournament

[03:59:26] This less six years cheered 500 bits, hey Nick we all believe you can hit champ tonight.

[03:59:35] But if not it's okay, we all know that you're probably not champ material.

[03:59:42] I've been champion in Siege since 2020.

[03:59:51] MOTHERFUCKER.

[03:59:59] QUIT ROCKET LEAP.

[04:00:00] SHUT UP!

[04:00:01] I'm waiting this tournament.

[04:00:03] Did Agarovis CORE 12 cheered 200 bits, Junko, when are you clapping cheeks with Drake

[04:00:10] May on stream?

[04:00:12] So if I ever do stream with Drake, that's probably the last thing that would ever

[04:00:17] happen.

[04:00:18] Oh, we would probably just have a good time.

[04:00:21] Alright, so both of my teammates won a gold tournament.

[04:00:24] Alright, that's pretty optimistic.

[04:00:26] One of my teammates has a copper on the McLaren.

[04:00:29] He's losing aura.

[04:00:31] Guys, it is tournament time. Everybody lock in.

[04:00:33] What the hell is our name?

[04:00:35] What the hell is our name?

[04:00:37] Ken Underscore Kirk's in sheer 500 bits.

[04:00:40] Hagenco just shot a huge load and there was so many of you swimming all over.

[04:00:45] Love from Rhode Island.

[04:00:47] I'm not a sperm cell and who the hell lives in Rhode Island?

[04:00:57] Pre-top 32 chat our team name is terrible guys. It's not gonna be top 32. It's gonna be top one buddy

[04:01:03] My girlfriend up cheered 200 bits your jungle my girlfriend, and I broke up and I'm having a really hard time

[04:01:19] Do you have any advice? It's part of life, dude. You know life is like a book

[04:01:26] There's gonna be bad chapters, and it's gonna be good chapters, but all you got me is just keep reading the book

[04:01:31] At the end of the day it's gonna get better than this.

[04:01:36] You just gotta keep your head up and knock your butt down.

[04:01:46] Sost J17 shears 200 bits, sending hate from America Mr. Plongerhead.

[04:01:55] This one is starting.

[04:02:01] First ever tournament win right now, come on, go in and solo.

[04:02:15] Nice.

[04:02:16] We'll be drop cheered 200 bits, don't think about those desk punching bags.

[04:02:25] See, that's my fault because I double commit, that's on me.

[04:02:30] That's on me.

[04:02:31] worst ever I could leave no I didn't get worse I'm about to win that's up me for

[04:02:38] double commit

[04:02:49] at Nato bro cheered 200 bits hey Jinx see love the streams you continue to

[04:02:55] life my spirits every day let's lock in

[04:03:10] come on that's good it's not that hard bro yeah it's not easy nobody turn I'm

[04:03:21] I'm like 0 for 11.

[04:03:23] It's not, it's not easy.

[04:03:24] My honest whole meal cheered 200 points.

[04:03:26] Didn't know Dr. Eggman had a Twitch channel,

[04:03:29] K4Mittalake.

[04:03:31] Get in there, get in there.

[04:03:33] Yes!

[04:03:36] I won!

[04:03:38] Done, dude.

[04:04:21] Perfect. Absolutely perfect.

[04:04:27] No, I'm too cold.

[04:04:35] Gambo idiot. Ha ha ha ha!

[04:04:47] Come on! I'm winning this!

[04:04:51] within this

[04:04:59] No one's cheered 245 bits. Hey sperm girl, did you get to complete your maker wish yet?

[04:05:06] Sending hate from the

[04:05:08] 559 in California

[04:05:14] Found a bit of crazy beef. Found a bit of hat trick

[04:05:17] I'm actually peeking this insane.

[04:05:34] That's three goals man.

[04:05:36] And with each year to 200 bits, Kajal, girl, love your streams, you really lift my day

[04:05:41] up.

[04:05:42] Love from Memphis.

[04:05:47] Later.

[04:06:00] Chad, we're not getting top 32, man.

[04:06:03] About to get emotional up in here.

[04:06:05] That was a glitch.

[04:06:06] There's no way that wasn't a glitch.

[04:06:09] What the fuck was that?

[04:06:12] not cool I enjoyed all 30 months I've been something thank you thank god damn it

[04:06:22] god damn it all right yeah I looks like I'm gonna need to carry this fucking

[04:06:28] team wow bro bro my team has literally done nothing oh my god

[04:06:38] He doesn't go to kick off, he's gonna slap.

[04:06:42] A former himself cheered 200 bits, cardiac Johnson deployed.

[04:06:47] Love you, Jill, you could keep up the good work.

[04:06:51] Judging off my team, I think I'm gonna have to...

[04:06:53] If I wanna win this tournament, I'm gonna have to absolutely carry it.

[04:06:57] Like, the greatest performance of my life.

[04:07:01] And I'm kinda doing it right now.

[04:07:04] Over the middle.

[04:07:05] Man, you gotta be there, bro.

[04:07:08] Why are you getting the blues, bro? The ball is like in there next.

[04:07:13] Of course you missed the ball.

[04:07:15] Chad, what do you want to sum it up on out of the 40-hockey?

[04:07:31] See, I got it. That was so clean. That was so clean. That was so...

[04:07:35] Oh.

[04:07:38] teammate you, teammate you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, nice teammate.

[04:07:41] Over the window.

[04:07:42] Alright.

[04:07:43] One type of pass is passed.

[04:07:45] Well I just don't think it's going to be possible to win with these guys unless I literally go off.

[04:07:51] Hung up, cheered 200 bits.

[04:07:54] Have an amazing stream thank you for everything.

[04:07:59] 12 seconds of defense.

[04:08:05] I could have aerial, I should have aerial. It's okay, we won the game, let's fucking go!

[04:08:13] That's how you ground it, let's go!

[04:08:22] Then she is staggered 67, cheered 200 bits.

[04:08:26] I'm going to be out of this off to a good start.

[04:08:32] Emiliano, what the fuck, zero goals, zero assists, zero saves in one shot.

[04:08:40] How is that even possible?

[04:08:42] Mani, zero goals, one assists once, I mean, at least you did something.

[04:08:52] to 223 cheered 500 bits. Hey Jinxy when is the letting fans nut in me stream hate from

[04:08:59] Toronto X?

[04:09:02] Alright we found our next team. Refressed Takumi. Game is about to start. I'm saying

[04:09:17] If I'm gonna win this tournament I can tell my team is absolutely ass

[04:09:22] So I'm gonna I'm gonna have to go off

[04:09:25] There's no if there's one she is 200 bits love from NY

[04:09:31] Appreciate it. I do appreciate you my dude

[04:09:38] Look at a new solo leveling car I already got it I got it

[04:09:42] chat it is tournament time dude it is tournament time we are in top 16 we

[04:09:49] didn't get top third I mean imagine we win like just imagine the

[04:09:53] cinema that final game 06040 cheer 200 bits hey jinx see I love the way you

[04:10:01] play the game and the way the light just rolls off of your head much love

[04:10:05] and BTW I hate you get well soon why don't I read that one seven four minutes

[04:10:23] bro I'm well I'm well James a development next thing about a max

[04:10:29] That's the good about us.

[04:10:31] They're Alvin 0-9 cheered 200 bits.

[04:10:35] Hey, Jinx is sending love from the sun.

[04:10:37] Just wanted to let you know my blind grandma can aim better with her saggy knockers.

[04:10:44] Didn't you send that like an hour ago?

[04:10:47] Stop smattering, bitch.

[04:10:51] Yo chap, we're top 16.

[04:10:53] We need two more wins and we're in 70 battles and it's best to freeze.

[04:10:58] My team is literally ass, so we'll see how this goes, but if I locked you in, I could do this, bro.

[04:11:05] I had three goals last game.

[04:11:07] Mr. G3-RL4 inch ear to 200 bits, WSP Jinx, see love from Germany, love your streams.

[04:11:15] You make my day every time I watch your streams.

[04:11:18] Love it when you get mad, it's really funny. BTW, don't listen to these haters.

[04:11:22] You're the best streamer of all time.

[04:11:24] Thank you, bro.

[04:11:25] Shout out to you, man.

[04:11:28] All right, top 16. Let's go

[04:11:41] How did he get the name Charly? How did he get the name Charly?

[04:11:50] Novel Abru cheered 400 bits when is our wedding I bought you open that open that open that

[04:11:58] ah

[04:12:07] nice

[04:12:19] oh god this guy's tough this guy's tough

[04:12:28] I'm locked like I'm gonna win this what a shot it's not an easy angle

[04:12:40] Bro, I have every gold on my team that's insane

[04:12:46] This will put a stop me cuz today did it

[04:12:49] Mr. Big Chi Chi has 200 bits, if King first the chicken or this freak. Big Chi out.

[04:12:59] First time I've ever seen him right here.

[04:13:37] Oh, no, daddy, daddy chill, daddy chill, daddy chill.

[04:13:56] Nasty pasta 60% cheered 300 bits, high jinxed sea, have you ever been blue-balled?

[04:14:03] Please call our number at 0800-1111 Love from Johnny Sins.

[04:14:10] I thought I had more space than I did!

[04:14:13] I thought I had way more space.

[04:14:17] You guys, we don't have to watch replays, we got to pull it off, let's get it.

[04:14:25] Please go.

[04:14:27] Why are you playing FK on the kickoff, like are you actually just a fucking son of a...

[04:14:34] Jucie at 200 bits, when is the stream jinx safe?

[04:14:41] I gotta play self-defensive, my team is so fucking dog shit.

[04:14:45] And yes, I know I...

[04:14:48] That's what I need.

[04:14:49] I know I'm dog shit, but I'm definitely the best player on my team.

[04:14:52] I'm going with a goal in a few games.

[04:14:54] And I'm playing Keeper.

[04:14:56] It's that Emiliano chill, that's our net! God!

[04:15:02] It's a baby chill.

[04:15:05] 200 bits. Neck hurts, neck hurts, neck hurts, neck hurts, neck hurts, neck hurts.

[04:15:15] It's too god damn easy for me!

[04:15:19] Like, I'm no problem right now.

[04:15:26] I don't know man, they might be back though, they might be back here, it's the best updates

[04:15:49] I've never seen out of those guys, you know. Very powerful.

[04:15:56] Don't trust, don't you dare, don't you dare.

[04:16:04] Don't you dare.

[04:16:05] Kamen Zero N2X cheered 200 bits.

[04:16:14] Hey sperm face, this is Kamho Paul as well, also congrats on 500k crazy number, well I

[04:16:20] got to go, I'm almost finished.

[04:16:22] Hey sperm face, please don't try this at home.

[04:16:26] Top 8.

[04:16:27] Oh my god, tonight's the night!

[04:16:30] Shut up Mr. Morgan!

[04:16:32] Bro, we're about to be top 8 guys, come on.

[04:16:34] I can read out this maybe.

[04:16:41] Some ex-lyria, lyria, lyria.

[04:16:47] Oh, God.

[04:16:49] He has cheered 200 bits.

[04:16:52] Facecam off.

[04:17:02] What?

[04:17:04] What do you mean nice shot? Obviously it was an intentional dipshit.

[04:17:19] There are flights cheered 200 bits. Damn it! Damn it!

[04:17:22] If you ever step foot in Georgia you will be just a breeze in the warm humid air across

[04:17:27] the black top.

[04:17:28] Oh god, if we sell this, I might end up beating my ball, wow.

[04:17:44] Roby, one guy to stay back, I mean I'll fucking do it.

[04:17:52] Man he's doing it right now.

[04:17:53] 131 she is 200 bits. You look like a town good game

[04:18:04] So sax is great top eight chat top fucking eight come on

[04:18:11] We are in the top eight. I'm gonna go tingle chat. It might be time to get the I was here

[04:18:24] I really hope that you lose everything.

[04:18:54] Case underscore 20 cheered 200 bits, sending love from Liverpool. What's with the cough?

[04:19:24] Next time she hit 200 bits, favorite non-rap song ATM.

[04:19:54] Zack I.E. Boy cheered 200 bits. Head Addy J. Just wondering if you need any more feet

[04:20:03] picks for your next jerk sesh.

[04:20:13] Ladies and gentlemen, I'm going to ignore that. We are in the top 8 of a tournament.

[04:20:19] Our best finish ever is top four.

[04:20:22] If we win this game, we'll be tied for it.

[04:20:24] Once we make semis, it's only best at three.

[04:20:28] Let's lock that one.

[04:20:30] Mayday 0819 clear to 200 bits.

[04:20:34] Love the streams broken. We please bring back quote of the day.

[04:20:38] Yes, we should probably should.

[04:20:43] Jinxie, your hand is so cute or half. Sorry.

[04:20:47] Jinxie your bald head is so cute it gives me maternal instincts. Okay, Chad what do

[04:20:55] you mean Smurf? Bro what do you mean? Who's smurfing?

[04:21:02] Well if Streams cheered 200 bits sending hate from South Carolina I hate you so

[04:21:09] much. What a start. Chad who do you mean? Who do you mean Smurf? The orange

[04:21:16] I'll be on the lookout, but just because it's default skin, that's pretty fair, I'm about

[04:21:27] to look out, level gangster, okay top six.

[04:21:35] Veilston cheered 200 bits, hey Jinx, see can you send me $50 to help my mom?

[04:21:42] No, I feel paid for that.

[04:21:48] Security, tech's out of bounds. I'll send you more to that.

[04:21:51] Tech's out of bounds, man.

[04:21:54] I got it.

[04:22:01] No, why run into me? Why run into me?

[04:22:05] They're gonna be anxious. She is two hundred. It's getting part of the sideman match this year. Let's go

[04:22:13] Jack bro to Neil. I

[04:22:17] Don't think he's smirking guys. I think we're gonna be top four. I think we're gonna be top. Well, that's

[04:22:22] I think we're gonna be top four

[04:22:25] Bro, we get top four then it's best of three

[04:22:29] Bro going in solo is actually like that's my I'm not gonna get it

[04:22:35] I've come back to and keeps a champ 2div 3 now, couldn't have done it without the motivation

[04:22:48] Give me love from this concert. That's like my dream to get champion

[04:23:13] I messed up, that's me he messed up

[04:23:15] Oh my god, it's your pick up!

[04:23:20] What?

[04:23:25] Good job.

[04:24:05] No, no, no, I'm sorry oh my god.

[04:24:18] She had 200 bits.

[04:24:20] Paige and C stop moving so much or I'll bite down.

[04:24:26] Bro we're still up to nothing.

[04:24:30] Bro this might actually be the one.

[04:24:31] This might actually be the one.

[04:24:33] We're about to be top four!

[04:24:35] This has a chance to be the one, dude.

[04:24:49] Human being 1-3-6-8-4-6-8-1 for cheered 200 bits.

[04:24:55] Hey, Jinxie, just wanted to say I'm coming to your house and Kali sniping you.

[04:25:00] See you soon, Nicholas.

[04:25:02] Port that guy to local authorities.

[04:25:09] We just gotta hold on to this lead for another minute

[04:25:11] and we're in top four.

[04:25:13] It's literally that simple.

[04:25:15] Hold on to this lead for another minute, we're in top four.

[04:25:18] Guys, can we stop missing the ball?

[04:25:21] And it's a hard watch.

[04:25:23] What was that?

[04:25:25] My team is not good, but my opponent's not good either.

[04:25:28] 500 bits. Hey Jinx, see when's the eyebrows coming back from the vacation?

[04:25:33] Hey Chud Maryland, lovey high fives.

[04:25:36] Chud, you know what I'm gonna notice?

[04:25:40] Whenever I have a squad in a turn, whether it's me and my friends or whatever,

[04:25:45] I always play against the greatest players of all time, who are so obviously...

[04:25:54] I mean teammate, literally if you dropped your controller I would have saved it,

[04:25:57] But because your controller was...

[04:26:00] Listen, no way he didn't see me, right?

[04:26:01] Yes, Lee cheered 500 bits.

[04:26:03] Love you, Jinx.

[04:26:05] You always bring a smile to my face.

[04:26:07] Rest in peace, Rondeo Moore.

[04:26:15] Oh, yeah, the partners guy, right?

[04:26:18] Yeah, that was really sad I'd seen that.

[04:26:27] I'm not gonna die.

[04:26:32] Violet won cheered 200 bits.

[04:26:36] Bro, I'll get in that. Just don't ram me to me.

[04:26:39] I don't want to alarm you, Junko, but your face is missing eyebrows.

[04:26:43] My touch is so different.

[04:26:48] Finish it, finish it.

[04:26:50] Alright, let's just get back on me, get back on me.

[04:26:53] Pause.

[04:26:54] I have no moves. I have not been able to help much.

[04:26:57] Come on. Oh my god, I think we did it!

[04:27:00] Top four! Guys, this is actually a blessing!

[04:27:03] Top!

[04:27:07] Top four!

[04:27:18] No, I'm not like almost all of them.

[04:27:20] Chat!

[04:27:21] This is what I'm trying to say, whenever I play a tournament, by myself, my teammates

[04:27:30] are awful, but the other team is awful too.

[04:27:35] When I play tournaments with my friends, the other team is like the greatest thing ever.

[04:27:41] Check, this is our second ever time being in semis, our second ever time being in semis.

[04:27:50] This is insane.

[04:27:53] Literally, our second ever time being in semis.

[04:27:57] This could be the one.

[04:27:58] I was here in the chat.

[04:28:01] I'm number one in goals, dude, I'm actually locked.

[04:28:07] I'm number one in goals.

[04:28:09] I'm tied for second and saves.

[04:28:12] Boo, but I'm only 17, it says.

[04:28:14] That's ass.

[04:28:16] Bro, that's pretty locked.

[04:28:19] Guys, this has potential to be the first ever

[04:28:24] tournament win for me, dude.

[04:28:28] Top four, man.

[04:28:30] Oh my God, we did it up there.

[04:28:32] I'm number one in goals and number one in saves.

[04:28:35] Holy motion. I feel like Zandu. I'm the Zandu of Gold. Gold tournament. Wait, is there such

[04:28:49] thing as tournament MVP? Wait, Jack, is there such thing as tournament MVP or not? Do they

[04:28:56] get that out or not? No, bro, that's such a good idea. They should get that out. Bro,

[04:29:04] You should get a Tournament MVP title.

[04:29:11] That is such a good idea.

[04:29:25] That is such a good idea.

[04:29:33] We're top four babies

[04:29:35] Chattagrab top four Dave top for this

[04:29:44] Still no eyebrows. Where is Liverpool kit? I'm watching it. I was wearing the birds when yesterday, bro

[04:29:49] I got an ecotique a one coming into

[04:29:52] my disorder I

[04:29:58] Was gonna get a saddle on one, but I feel like Saddle's gonna retire soon

[04:30:03] Or leave.

[04:30:08] Play speed in R6, dude, that would be f**king cinema.

[04:30:12] Bro, not even playing speed, but like 2B doing every rank with him would be literally cinema.

[04:30:19] That would be like two hours of just peak comedy. I've always wanted to see speed on stage.

[04:30:27] We would get far too. Like I know we'd get far.

[04:30:33] Ask him, I'm not gonna ask him, but like if he wants me to, if he wants to play I will.

[04:30:40] For a check, you know we never completed that to me too, every rank, we never completed

[04:30:45] it.

[04:30:46] Check, we are top four which is now best of threes guys.

[04:30:55] Cinema.

[04:30:57] Run duos in Fortnite with Lacey?

[04:31:02] I don't know bro, every time I get on Fortnite it's just not as fun as it used to be.

[04:31:07] When I was a little guy bro, Fortnite was so fun.

[04:31:13] When I was like 15, 14, Fortnite was fun.

[04:31:18] User tournament points?

[04:31:20] Oh wait, nah, I want to save up.

[04:31:25] Man, I need to get a couple more and then I can rip this.

[04:31:28] What do you mean, holding on?

[04:31:33] Jack, I'm 24.

[04:31:35] Is that on?

[04:31:36] I feel like on is 30.

[04:31:39] On is 30.

[04:31:40] Jinxi, do you think Manchester is one of the- No.

[04:31:49] I say that when I'm trolling Jinz, but no.

[04:31:52] Manchester City is a soulless club, bro.

[04:31:59] Classic, good one.

[04:32:01] I'm only trolling gentlemen, I'd say that.

[04:32:03] Cool, think about giving it.

[04:32:04] Bro, Manchester United is like,

[04:32:08] Manchester United is one of the best clubs ever.

[04:32:11] Hands down.

[04:32:18] Bro, you know who put Manchester City on the map chat?

[04:32:21] Sergio Aguero. Oh my god, we're in, we're in, we're in. Bro, I did not know what Manchester City was until Sergio Aguero.

[04:32:36] Literally, I did not know what that was until Aguero. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[04:32:40] I got a bottle of telly, your chat.

[04:32:51] What clubs did Kevone play for?

[04:32:53] Did he play for PSG and Citi?

[04:32:57] I thought Kevone played for PSG and Citi.

[04:33:01] I weren't Citi.

[04:33:05] He played for Napoli and the FTSD?

[04:33:11] He played for United?

[04:33:12] Dude, why do I remember Cavani in a blue jersey?

[04:33:19] Because of Napoli, that's why.

[04:33:21] Because of Napoli.

[04:33:23] Guys, 75 of a sign.

[04:33:32] And your way.

[04:33:33] Yeah, and your way.

[04:33:34] way.

[04:33:40] San is watching noisily.

[04:33:42] Chat, we are literally in semi-finals.

[04:33:46] We need to win back to back best of reason.

[04:33:49] And it will be my first ever tournament win.

[04:33:52] I've never even made it to finals before.

[04:34:04] I'm so bad I'm so fucking bad

[04:34:17] That's like, I don't know, my teammate just completely missed the-

[04:34:31] AHHHHHH!

[04:34:32] Like, pro!

[04:34:33] Oh my god, you cannot miss this!

[04:34:36] Oh my god, just double jump, don't flip!

[04:34:40] Alright.

[04:34:41] First ever tournament win, right now.

[04:34:45] There we go.

[04:35:02] What is he doing? What is he doing?

[04:35:15] Good top spraycups.

[04:35:40] YEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

[04:35:43] bro my team is actually locked come on all we got to do is win this vessel

[04:35:53] three and work finals

[04:36:03] no way no fucking way

[04:36:13] what a touch no I'm not the pleasant if I wouldn't have flipped I would have

[04:36:20] scored I might lose us the game because of that if I didn't flip I would

[04:36:25] forward that's on me wow wow really bad by me

[04:36:31] third rule one third rule one when they broke it low what over the middle over the middle

[04:36:53] Please, please!

[04:37:06] I better get a bad pop.

[04:37:08] guys we gotta stop what what is that what is that guys come on

[04:37:30] yeah it goes pretty good that was pretty nice

[04:37:38] Yeah, I don't know, like, just watch the replay, like, look at what my team's doing.

[04:37:48] Bro, just flip.

[04:37:51] What is that?

[04:37:53] You, like, popped it up to him.

[04:37:55] Like, seriously, though, what the fuck is that?

[04:37:58] Just flip!

[04:38:38] again that would have been their fault again I mean I'm supposed to clear that

[04:38:44] if I'm in that you don't you don't ever flip into your net

[04:38:52] so fucking stressful what are you just for

[04:39:08] Nice nice nice NIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICE NIIIIIIIIICE

[04:39:23] WE'RE NOT GOING ON YET!

[04:39:27] I mean we are so close to winning this fucking thing.

[04:39:33] We gotta get game 1, game 1 is really important.

[04:40:07] of

[04:40:17] BAAAAAAAACK!

[04:40:47] what is that touch yeah it's like you're at least like you want to get

[04:41:07] He's forward on.

[04:41:13] I'm so locked in now, it's insane.

[04:41:22] Biggest hole, biggest hole.

[04:41:25] Not attack.

[04:41:26] Almost now, almost.

[04:41:37] I was here in the god damn chant.

[04:42:00] Oh my god it's time.

[04:42:02] we need to win one more game and we're in finals.

[04:42:05] One more game.

[04:42:10] One more game and we're in finals.

[04:42:14] This is actually insane.

[04:42:18] First, oh my god, I had five shots.

[04:42:21] First ever time in finals if we win this game.

[04:42:26] We are 0 for 11.

[04:42:28] 0 for 11. First? First-ever final superior to win this game.

[04:42:39] C-Bunnies might be the team name. Bro, haven't ran into any slurps yet, literally.

[04:42:44] It's like such a beautiful day.

[04:43:14] oh my god oh my god good shot Maley

[04:43:33] we're literally gonna be in silence yo lock the fuck in

[04:43:39] You gotta go to the kickoff man.

[04:43:45] Oh my god, this is not rocket science.

[04:44:25] Like literally, it's got Todd Stinson.

[04:44:30] We're starting to panic.

[04:44:31] You get his town.

[04:44:33] Got Todd Stinson.

[04:44:38] Oh my god.

[04:44:40] The Rocket League gods are on our side.

[04:44:42] The Rocket League gods are on our side!

[04:44:55] Oh my god!

[04:45:13] I'm peeking!

[04:45:14] I'm peeking!

[04:45:15] I'm peeking!

[04:45:16] I'm actually peeking!

[04:45:21] Dang it!

[04:45:23] Bro, three more minutes and we're in finals.

[04:45:31] I shouldn't have won.

[04:45:32] I shouldn't have won.

[04:45:37] That's all a series of, like,

[04:45:40] that is a domino effect of me going for it

[04:45:42] when I shouldn't have won.

[04:45:44] Bro, it's cause my teammates never fucking go for it, though.

[04:45:48] That's the annoying part.

[04:45:50] My teammates don't go for it.

[04:46:10] I'm such a ch-

[04:46:20] Get beat up!

[04:46:22] You knew he would go left.

[04:46:35] What a touch!

[04:46:44] Eat on Tommy.

[04:46:45] Eat on Tommy.

[04:46:46] Eat on Tommy.

[04:46:47] Eat on Tommy.

[04:46:48] No, no, no, no, stop!

[04:46:51] Daddy, daddy, daddy!

[04:46:57] Yeah, he had a shot there if he wasn't asked.

[04:47:06] GAME!

[04:47:07] GAME!

[04:47:10] WE'RE IN THE FINALS!

[04:47:13] Come on!

[04:47:14] No, no, no.

[04:47:17] I appreciate myself.

[04:47:18] No, I just shit myself. I just shit myself.

[04:47:22] No.

[04:47:38] I'm not gonna lie. Manny's locked. I don't know about Ameliano. Ameliano is locked? Manny is. Manny is. Okay. Ameliano!

[04:47:48] just overly defensive

[04:48:15] Just play passive, ok?

[04:48:18] Play passive. We don't need any golds.

[04:48:27] See, Manny skis the vision.

[04:48:29] Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!

[04:48:33] What are you guys doing?!

[04:48:38] What the fuck was that?!

[04:48:40] Alright, and Emiliano steals the gold.

[04:48:46] Emiliano is actually a disgrace to this team.

[04:48:49] Man, you're a lack of truth.

[04:48:51] Look at Emiliano, look at him.

[04:48:55] Unironically, I think that's the only gold he's scored.

[04:48:58] I'm not trolling.

[04:48:59] You may have done one kickoff over.

[04:49:14] We're going to the finals!

[04:49:29] I was here in the goddamn challenge.

[04:49:36] This is the first time I have ever made it to the finals, ever.

[04:49:46] This is the first time I've ever made it to the finals, ever.

[04:49:48] Literally ever.

[04:49:49] Ever, ever, ever.

[04:49:50] Ever, ever, ever.

[04:49:51] Ever, ever, ever.

[04:49:52] Ever, ever, ever.

[04:49:53] ever ever ever oh my god we're in the finals first time we've ever made it to

[04:50:11] the finals

[04:50:23] I got to take a picture of this.

[04:50:44] I got to take a picture.

[04:50:45] I made it to finals.

[04:50:46] I'm number one in goals.

[04:50:47] I'm number one in goals and number one in saves.

[04:51:00] I'm number one in goals and saves.

[04:51:06] Grand finals, grand finals.

[04:51:09] I'm number one in goals and saves.

[04:51:17] Grand Fattles for the first time ever.

[04:51:29] Grand Fattles for the first time ever.

[04:51:32] Wow.

[04:51:35] Grand Fattles for the first time ever.

[04:52:41] I'm not sure if you can hear me or not, but I can hear you.

[04:53:11] Grand finals. It is time. Grand fucking finals. Grand finals. I was here in the

[04:53:22] K with the five gifts in hey, thank you. Bye. Get the baby. Love you dude

[04:53:41] grand finals this is cinema this is absolutely cinema first time ever make it

[04:53:55] in here by the way and god damn and do I deserve it number one it goes and

[04:54:01] Number one it saves.

[04:54:04] Come on.

[04:54:06] Dude, if I lose this, I'm going to.

[04:54:19] We're in.

[04:54:20] We're in.

[04:54:21] We are in.

[04:54:24] We are in.

[04:54:28] Chad, come on.

[04:54:29] We're in.

[04:54:31] Come on, I was here in the chat, look at that reward, 5k.

[04:54:45] This is it, first ever tournament win dude.

[04:54:49] Come on, first time in finals.

[04:54:56] Let's go right into it.

[04:55:14] I'm watching your screen.

[04:55:16] My name is Kendrick.

[04:55:26] Sketch is coming. Sketch, we're at 30 bro. I'm sorry, I'm in finals. I need a log kit.

[04:55:56] This is it.

[04:56:23] This shit.

[04:56:28] Finals.

[04:56:29] Boom!

[04:56:30] Come on!

[04:56:31] We're knocked.

[04:57:02] crazy adrenaline this is crazy adrenaline

[04:57:18] not Emiliano how are you in finals

[04:57:23] I hate these gold posts of my whole heart.

[04:57:34] Alright, it's not going to be easy. These guys are definitely not smurfs and they're

[04:57:52] definitely beatable. Emiliano? I'm going to be honest, Manny is great. Emiliano, I don't

[04:57:57] know what the fuck you're doing. I need you to lock in, bro. You haven't done shit

[04:58:01] It's an alternate!

[04:58:09] So he didn't go for the kickoff. Is this guy serious?

[04:58:12] how are we missing the ball there manny manny you're supposed to be like my

[04:58:31] I'm gonna get that help.

[04:58:37] I'm gonna get that help!

[04:58:39] Put it in!

[04:58:41] What the fuck!

[04:58:49] Yeah, I might seem a bit more nervous than me.

[04:58:51] For sure.

[04:59:01] How are we missing the ball?

[04:59:11] Ameliana, are you even capable of hitting the ball?

[04:59:26] Ameliana, Ameliana, I'm honest and curious.

[04:59:29] Are you capable of hitting the ball? Seriously? Are you capable?

[04:59:34] How are you going to die now?

[04:59:38] Most undeserving tournament win ever if you win.

[04:59:41] I was one of them. My God!

[04:59:59] I'm so locked it's actually insane.

[05:00:20] It's insane.

[05:00:21] That's in your bag, bro.

[05:00:41] What do you do? Like I know I shouldn't have flipped, but I need some help.

[05:00:45] What are you doing?

[05:00:51] Man, he's just driving in doughnuts and yo, I don't know look at my team like look at this

[05:01:01] Drop

[05:01:03] I might lose in finals because my team is ass!

[05:01:29] Have you hit the ball yet, you stupid fuck?

[05:01:46] Hit the fucking ball, Emiliano!

[05:01:49] Over the moon.

[05:01:51] North east all the south.

[05:01:52] I had an angle!

[05:01:54] I had an angle, you stupid fuck!

[05:01:59] I'm not kidding, I'm not kidding, I'm not kidding, I'm not kidding, I'm not kidding.

[05:02:16] He has 42 points and I'm not buying those.

[05:02:21] Hi guys, thanks for watching!

[05:02:26] Alright bro, the only way we're gonna win is um...

[05:02:33] ...is...

[05:02:34] ...Basset Breaker.

[05:02:36] The only way we're gonna win is game 3.

[05:02:46] We're actually gonna lose because of one fucking kid.

[05:02:48] We're in the finals of the tournament. Of course, he's the first one to ready up. It's

[05:02:54] just hilarious. We're in the finals of the tournament. That right there is the most point

[05:02:59] I've ever gotten in Rocket League without scoring. 485. I had five saves. Three were

[05:03:09] epics. Emiliano literally did nothing. And Manny's had his moment. Manny's also

[05:03:21] selling. I don't know. Emiliano literally has not done jack shit. The only way we

[05:03:29] win this tournament is if we win back-to-back games and clutch up and

[05:03:33] game for you. The other teams aren't even good, they're just way more

[05:03:37] well grounded than us.

[05:04:07] He can't hit the ball. He can't do it. He can't do it! He can't do it! I have never

[05:04:17] Seek someone more undeserving of a German win!

[05:04:23] He can't hit the bomb!

[05:04:47] I mean, you're so fucking bad, Emiliano!

[05:05:06] YOU'RE STILL FUCKING PAT!

[05:05:23] Please, something just go in!

[05:05:31] How about that? Save that.

[05:05:33] WHAT?!

[05:05:36] One time, literally one time.

[05:06:02] Thank God, Manny exists.

[05:06:03] Manny, I love you. I love you.

[05:06:08] Emiliano, I hate you with every...

[05:06:17] Emiliano, I hate you with every bone in my body!

[05:06:33] I'm just jumping around, I don't, watch him, he doesn't hit the ball, he doesn't hit the

[05:07:01] ball and it's like I'm drawn out of position I want to participate in the

[05:07:06] face Emiliano will win if you leave on God on God he's

[05:07:13] if he leaves on everything I love over I'm not kidding I wish I was kidding if he leaves

[05:07:33] I don't know how it's possible to be this bad at video games, I actually don't know.

[05:07:59] Yeah, it's like he just keeps creating plays for them.

[05:08:07] He's like, uh, he's like Luca Modric, but he's on our team and he's like playing for

[05:08:12] Barca.

[05:08:13] Literally.

[05:08:14] He assisted them.

[05:08:15] Both of the goals they scored after he assisted them was when I got drawn out of

[05:08:18] Obsession because of that.

[05:08:42] We need three goals in one minute.

[05:08:44] And then Manny misses the ball because why not?

[05:08:53] The Sarcant.

[05:08:54] The Sarcant.

[05:08:55] Don't over hit it, don't over hit it.

[05:09:01] Jesus Christ.

[05:09:08] You're merely on a- what are you- is he typing?

[05:09:29] Insta, yes.

[05:09:36] So instead of trying to defend and win, he's typing.

[05:10:06] So, Emiliano, yo balls, I'm actually gonna block you, I'm not even getting.

[05:10:31] Manu scored a grand total of 164 points in two matches.

[05:10:39] That is an actual statistic.

[05:10:41] He scored 42 in game one.

[05:10:44] Yeah, he scored 164 points in two games.

[05:10:49] I also, Manu was like asked to, but Manu was way less asked.

[05:10:56] We still have never won a tournament, that is insane.

[05:11:05] Like, Ameliano.

[05:11:09] Ameliano.

[05:11:11] Like, Ameliano, I hate you more than any human being I've ever played video games with.

[05:11:20] Like, Ameliano, I literally fucking hate you.

[05:11:24] Like Emiliano, I will never forgive you for this.

[05:11:29] You had 42 points in game one, I had 500, I had five stages.

[05:11:35] You didn't do anything the whole tournament.

[05:11:36] You scored one kickoff goal in eight games

[05:11:39] and then your other goal was when you stole Manny's goal.

[05:11:43] I was number one in goals and saves and still lost.

[05:11:48] You were literally the worst human.

[05:11:54] Oh my God.

[05:11:55] Here are my stats.

[05:12:01] I was second in goals and number one in saves by six.

[05:12:08] Emiliano, like, Emiliano, I fucking hate you.

[05:12:12] Like, Emiliano, I fucking despise you.

[05:12:20] 42 points in a finals of a tournament.

[05:12:23] I had 458, and I didn't even have a goal.

[05:12:27] I had five saves in one match.

[05:12:33] Emiliano, like, Emiliano,

[05:12:37] You're my, like, you're, I, like, I fucking despise you.

[05:12:44] You sell the finals and we're losing three to zero with 30 seconds left.

[05:12:48] And instead of trying to win, you type a message to the team.

[05:12:56] All right, I got to go.

[05:12:58] I can't, I can't even, I'm about puke.

[05:13:01] Second place in a tournament, still never won.

[05:13:03] Emiliano.