[420/730] ⚽️ PAY TO WIN FIFA -> SOLO TO CHAMPION -> ROCKET LEAGUE TOURNEYS LOCK IN ⚽️

Jynxzi

02-24-2026 · 7h 16m

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[00:00:30] BAKERONOUS

[00:00:31] This ain't cancer, I can't help but walk his way to town

[00:00:34] Then I swear, now they talkin' and I'm comin'

[00:00:36] Wait, now!

[00:00:37] Y'all got that what they get you talkin' to me if I'm

[00:00:40] I just can't do it, I oughta tell it, I got money, I just can't do it

[00:00:44] Bitch, I'm timid, now I come from 90s

[00:00:46] Bullets all over the beat, so I got bruh, that's the end of

[00:00:49] Let's check out my house, I got my stuff, I stand up

[00:00:51] The poppin' up, don't give a fuck

[00:00:53] Hey, I bought the swing, I go away, bow me, I'm down

[00:00:56] That's my house, this is Lizzie's chin

[00:00:57] Man up, flexin' bitch, y'all is stickin' tight, shit

[00:01:00] BLEED BROAD BROAD BROAD

[00:01:01] PISTOL BALLET HOLDIN' ME

[00:01:03] BUSTIN' IT ON SHOOTIN' IT OUT

[00:01:04] ANGELICEN HOLDIN' ME

[00:01:06] Put this bitch up on a bridge like FUSHER

[00:01:08] And see if they make it go viral

[00:01:09] Hey, stay up!

[00:01:10] You know

[00:01:11] Hey, stop it!

[00:01:12] Give my back!

[00:01:13] What?

[00:01:14] Hey!

[00:01:14] Hi, boys!

[00:01:17] You suck of shit!

[00:01:22] Cheddar, give me a sub request!

[00:01:32] Give me a sub request!

[00:01:35] Cheddar, give me a sub request!

[00:01:38] Give me a sub request!

[00:01:40] I just went by the watch for a whole lot of diamonds and shawty niggas is my time

[00:02:03] You have this ass off the R.P. Colton.

[00:02:07] Fuckin' ass scot-out, shakin' on me.

[00:02:11] Do it. Big ass pop-ass.

[00:02:19] Shout out to all of you, they get a scale of 1 to 10.

[00:02:22] Fuck you, sperm cell, shut your ass up.

[00:02:25] Daddy, keep bouncing on it. I'm almost there.

[00:02:29] Why are you bouncing? Because it's a good song, buddy.

[00:02:32] Check! This is the best part.

[00:02:42] Check! Give me a song request. Hey! Give me a song request on your band!

[00:02:56] Come on, come on, come on, when is the gundathon?

[00:02:59] Yo, bro, get a job!

[00:03:02] Entertain me or I'm leaving.

[00:03:04] Shut the fuck up.

[00:03:07] Chad, give me a song, give me a song.

[00:03:08] Ch-ch-ch.

[00:03:10] Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah,

[00:03:14] ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh.

[00:03:21] Wait, I'm seeing some good requests in here.

[00:03:23] Chad, I'm seeing some good requests in here.

[00:03:25] When I need motivation, life and solution is my queen.

[00:03:45] Gosh, she's a strong, yeah.

[00:03:48] She is always in my corner right there when I want.

[00:03:52] All these other girls are tempting, but I'm empty when you're gone and they say

[00:03:57] Do you need me? Do you think I'm pretty?

[00:04:00] Do I make you feel like you're 10? I'm like no, not really

[00:04:04] So, so, I take that I follow myself as your leader

[00:04:09] She is always right there when I need her

[00:04:13] Oh, I think that I follow myself as your leader

[00:04:17] She is always right there when I need her

[00:04:20] She wants like a model she pressed my wishes like a genie in a bottle

[00:04:27] Yeah

[00:04:30] And I got the magic one on these other girls are tempting but I'm empty when you're not in these days

[00:04:38] Dad in a scale of 1 to 10. How good is your day going today? It is a beautiful fantabulous Tuesday afternoon

[00:04:45] 342 p.m. I'm actually early so don't you fucking dare type late because I'm early as shit

[00:04:55] Dave was good and now you're here

[00:04:58] What the fuck does that mean?

[00:05:01] Dave was good. Now you're here

[00:05:03] W33 months appreciate you my brother late latest fuck. I'm early as shit

[00:05:09] Jack I went on five minutes ago. That's 338 p.m. Yes, he that is 22 minutes early

[00:05:15] You're not allowed to say late when I'm early, motherfucker.

[00:05:20] Motherfucker.

[00:05:22] I didn't pull up in that motherfucker.

[00:05:25] I'll be a bubble and a mother, mother, mother, mother, mother, mother.

[00:05:28] And I'm so rich, I know she wanted a woman back in the mall.

[00:05:31] Last song.

[00:05:32] No, no, no.

[00:05:37] I mean, there's like, young boys that's so much peak, dude.

[00:05:41] Like, I don't know what to say.

[00:05:42] It's all peak.

[00:05:43] I skipped a peak song for another peak song.

[00:05:46] What's your name?

[00:05:47] What's your name?

[00:05:48] Fuck that man.

[00:05:49] Fuck that man.

[00:05:50] What's your name?

[00:05:51] I don't know.

[00:05:52] I don't know.

[00:05:53] I don't know.

[00:05:54] I love it when you got it on.

[00:05:56] Baby, it's so high, all these diamonds cool you down.

[00:05:59] Got a lot of it while every day I walk around.

[00:06:02] Telling them I'm up, that's what I'm on right now.

[00:06:05] Just give me a chance, promise I'm gonna make you love me.

[00:06:08] And me and you would get it, could accomplish more than something.

[00:06:11] Baby, that's out of the question. Yeah

[00:06:23] I hope you feel me through this song

[00:06:31] Young boys a goat dude if young boys not in your top three at least you are a pussy bro

[00:06:38] Legitimately if young boy is not in your top three at least you're a pussy

[00:06:46] Like bro, he has so much bangers

[00:06:50] Better be the man go get it. It's not inviting me

[00:06:59] I'm flashing from this corner right now. It ain't nobody for me and hard on the story

[00:07:04] No

[00:07:07] Wait, they're here for me

[00:07:18] For some peace and only God knows

[00:07:20] Once I got a phone you get the time

[00:07:23] I be on fleek. I'm poppin

[00:07:29] Yeah, my bro, take that drink

[00:07:31] Oh, we gon' buy this

[00:07:33] I

[00:07:37] Mean this dude is the go-brown

[00:07:40] She's static my

[00:07:43] Well, I will take you out of New York

[00:07:57] If I got right now just check the snets and see how I did

[00:08:03] I'm on the street, nigga

[00:08:05] I just put my red eye out and tried to stop it, nigga

[00:08:08] What you call it?

[00:08:09] I just walked outside

[00:08:10] Hi, boys!

[00:08:13] I'm listening to peak!

[00:08:15] Motherfucker!

[00:08:18] Take it off!

[00:08:20] No, no, no, no!

[00:08:21] Hi, boys!

[00:08:22] Fuck off!

[00:08:23] Fuck off!

[00:08:24] Let me listen to peak!

[00:08:27] I'm house and I'm on shot and I'm on shot

[00:08:29] Fuck my ex, I hope my neck about to die

[00:08:31] Take me to Atlas, I can't imagine

[00:08:34] Think that I'm a heartbreak and I'm so damn

[00:08:37] This is the end, we need those and I can't pay

[00:08:40] Yeah, we not gonna-

[00:08:41] Best part of this song right here

[00:08:42] Don't know, nigga, we ain't gotta say

[00:08:44] I just took a phone and on the block and to the top

[00:08:47] Talking all this time, I go by the top

[00:08:49] Get him knocked out!

[00:08:51] See them yankin' tight like they bein'

[00:08:52] This is not, this is not going, this is not going!

[00:08:56] They will take that knock on my knees, that ain't my fault

[00:08:59] i've been going up going up

[00:09:13] bitch i'm joking i need some titan now

[00:09:21] like i'm just so beautiful dude i was in the shower and i was just auto shuffling my playlist

[00:09:27] By the way, exclamation mark playlist in the chat if you wanted it.

[00:09:30] People are gonna say shit playlist. It's a good playlist, so...

[00:09:34] That's that's the point.

[00:09:36] I'm gonna be a shower out of the shuffling, and this song comes on.

[00:09:39] I forgot about this fucking song. This is the top five song of all time.

[00:09:50] Been going crazy about a killing my son Cierra.

[00:09:57] I'm gonna love, got me damaged, I just wanna go,

[00:09:59] don't give you my fantasy,

[00:10:01] he haven't take your pain in first.

[00:10:04] Chad, it's a beautiful fantabulous,

[00:10:08] what day is it?

[00:10:09] Tuesday, Thursday, Tuesday.

[00:10:12] No, Tuesday because yesterday was Monday,

[00:10:14] Sunday was, boom, Saturday was all yes.

[00:10:17] Chad, how about us?

[00:10:18] Like once every three months,

[00:10:19] I forget what day I'm on.

[00:10:21] Today's one of those days,

[00:10:22] but Chad, how is your day going

[00:10:25] in a scale of one to 10.

[00:10:27] In a scale of one to 10.

[00:10:29] Hey, Fatty, when will the stream start?

[00:10:31] Yo, BP, we're 10 minutes into the stream.

[00:10:33] Aw, do you have eyeballs that work?

[00:10:36] Fuck you, all right.

[00:10:38] Nobody with the prime stuff,

[00:10:39] Jewel with the prime stuff.

[00:10:40] How do you style your eyebrows?

[00:10:42] What do you think, Jewel?

[00:10:43] Jewel, what do you think, buddy?

[00:10:45] 80, they come with a prime?

[00:10:47] W view barter, yep.

[00:10:49] Yeah, yeah.

[00:10:51] You got me! Shut up!

[00:11:00] Oh my god, shitty mic. What do you mean shitty mic? What are you talking about shitty mic?

[00:11:08] Chat, as he gets out of the title, I am going to be making my return to FIFA 20. What is

[00:11:14] it? What is it, 26? Chat, I'm making my, I'm making my return to FIFA dude. Chat,

[00:11:19] As y'all know, I was the final boss of Pay2Win and Clash Royale.

[00:11:25] I will be the final boss of Pay2Win and FIFA.

[00:11:28] I have not played Ultimate Team since 2023, dude.

[00:11:34] I'm going to do the chat.

[00:11:36] Yo, we are going to start a FIFA series today

[00:11:39] called Road to Div 1.

[00:11:41] I'm going to give you all updates.

[00:11:43] I'll play most of the games off-stream.

[00:11:45] But, bro, I think I want to grind FIFA.

[00:11:48] Like, I wanna grind R6 Rocket League at FIFA.

[00:11:52] I don't know, I just, I like, I miss FIFA.

[00:11:56] When I played Speed and Degie,

[00:11:57] it reminded me how fun FIFA is.

[00:11:59] And yeah, you know what?

[00:12:00] I'm gonna be the pay to win five of balls.

[00:12:02] My back line is gonna be worth fucking 10 million coins.

[00:12:06] My attack is gonna be worth fucking 80 million coins.

[00:12:09] The game's new, right?

[00:12:10] Didn't the game come out like a month ago?

[00:12:12] Jed, how new is FIFA?

[00:12:13] How new is FIFA?

[00:12:14] How new is FIFA? How new? How new? How new is FIFA 26? Yes, we're doing road to Div1.

[00:12:23] Four months. See, I never played FIFA in the release, but it doesn't matter because team

[00:12:28] of the year hasn't happened yet, right? Bro, on team of the year, I might actually

[00:12:33] spend a lot on team of the year. I might actually spend. Ain't no way that cough

[00:12:41] is real. Yo, Augie, shut the fuck up. Post-Digital 1. Art-Digital Prime. Rig-Digital Gifts in.

[00:12:50] It ha-

[00:12:53] Timothy. Timothy or Artie came out. Say you swear to God. Say you swear to God. Timothy or came out.

[00:13:03] No, no, don't fuck with me. I miss T. Maria.

[00:13:08] High-bives, show me. Show me, show me, show me.

[00:13:14] The AFC T. Maria promo will officially be kicked off, Jan-

[00:13:18] Wait, I'm only- I'm only- whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

[00:13:24] Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

[00:13:27] Oh.

[00:13:29] Wait, what how did I miss team of year again? Oh my god, I should have gotten to FIFA a month ago

[00:13:38] Well, at least we have team of the season but team of the season is ass

[00:13:42] Team of the season is fucking ass convert a team of the year dude

[00:13:46] Team of the year is good. Team of the year is good, bro. Oh my god. How do I always miss team of the year?

[00:13:55] But you're not always doing that. Yeah, how are y'all?

[00:13:59] Boys doing don't play that shit. No, I like FIFA. I'm gonna I'm gonna play FIFA dude

[00:14:06] I'm I like FIFA. I want to play FIFA Rocket League and our six

[00:14:11] Those are like my those are like my off-stream games and bro my mindset is this bro

[00:14:16] If I could play a game off-stream, I could play it on stream

[00:14:22] Like I want to grind people to see I want to hit give one check now

[00:14:26] If I do get into FIFA, if I chat, if I do get into FIFA, what, um, what's your Macau?

[00:14:37] Who could coach me?

[00:14:38] Thanks for the super awful streams.

[00:14:40] Uh, my ban him.

[00:14:42] Chad, if I do get into FIFA, who could coach me legitimately?

[00:14:45] Who would be a good ass FIFA coach?

[00:14:49] You have a small penis.

[00:14:51] Ginge bro.

[00:14:52] Ginge is like barely better than me.

[00:14:54] Who is a good FIFA coach?

[00:14:55] Good feet for coach.

[00:14:56] Deji, bro, I beat Deji.

[00:14:58] I wanna get dip one.

[00:15:00] Speed, I'm not letting speed coach me, bro.

[00:15:03] But that's the most, bro, that is the most,

[00:15:06] that is the most fucking,

[00:15:08] he shaves off my eyebrows,

[00:15:09] then I coach him.

[00:15:10] That's the most demoralizing shit ever.

[00:15:13] Castro, maybe.

[00:15:17] Castro, but Jack, first,

[00:15:19] we're doing the fucking giveaway, boys.

[00:15:21] First, we're doing the giveaway.

[00:15:22] High-vives, pull up the raffle thing.

[00:15:24] Hi guys, pulled up the raffle thing, butter.

[00:15:27] Danny Aaron's, bro, I'm trying to think like maybe Tex.

[00:15:32] Bro, I don't know any FIFA creators nowadays, bro.

[00:15:34] I don't watch FIFA.

[00:15:36] Jack, we are doing a, whoa!

[00:15:39] League, league, league, league, league, league.

[00:15:42] I'm gonna take the air, but there's a spirit of it.

[00:15:46] Hi guys, I can't click it, I can't click it.

[00:15:52] Okay.

[00:15:53] leech, nothing's leech, nothing's leech. Now chat, we are going to be giving away free

[00:16:01] motherfucking candy to five of y'all in the chat. Now, we are going to be giving away

[00:16:07] juicy drop mystery gummy cubes, dude. Now this isn't like I'm trying to kidnap somebody

[00:16:13] in a van. It is literally the greatest candy of all time, dude. I literally ate an entire

[00:16:19] fucking box in two days because I'm a chug but chat if you want to get a chance at getting free

[00:16:24] candy type what's a good word maybe johnson do johnson no it's not jimmy it's not jimmy

[00:16:32] chat it's not jimmy this is free mother's lip and candy to five people now listen if you want to win

[00:16:40] turn on your twitch whispers because if you win high vice is gonna whisper you on twitch type in

[00:16:45] Johnson, and y'all don't type and get nice. Type in Johnson, and we're gonna pick five people to win.

[00:16:52] Make sure you have your whispers on, all right? Also, if you don't win, because you're most likely

[00:16:56] not gonna win, because only five people are gonna win. If you want to check it out, it's in

[00:16:59] Walmart. It is the greatest candy of all time. I'm not trolling. I am literally addicted to

[00:17:03] eating them. All right, man? So, yes. High five. Select the first winner. Select the

[00:17:09] first winner. We're gonna do a new word for every giveaway, all right? Jack, once you win,

[00:17:14] once you can't win again obviously. First winner of the day. Curious Noah is this guy legit.

[00:17:21] Yep, he's legit. All right, he made his account in 2023. This guy's legit. Noah, turn on your

[00:17:27] whispers. Bro, a thousand people already answered dude. Noah, turn on your whispers, bro. Don't

[00:17:34] troll. Jack, this is the greatest candy of all time. We got four more winners, bro. Juicy

[00:17:39] Drops gummy cubes if you don't like them if you try this candy and don't like it

[00:17:44] I give you full permission to slap me across the face. I guarantee you'll like it

[00:17:47] Okay, Noah. You're the first winner of the day. Hi guys is gonna damn you now

[00:17:52] Let's re-roll with a new word or should we keep doing Johnson? Should we get doing Johnson to re-roll?

[00:17:57] Bro already 1500 users. Yo, Jack, should we do a new word or keep doing Johnson?

[00:18:05] You can't do multiple entries you're not about to do multiple entries

[00:18:09] Bro, once you win, you cannot win it again.

[00:18:13] So, Noah, congratulations.

[00:18:15] You're the first winner.

[00:18:16] This guy's legit, too.

[00:18:17] He made his account 2023.

[00:18:19] This guy's legit.

[00:18:20] Some people bought in giveaways and make new accounts, but this guy's legit, I can

[00:18:24] tell.

[00:18:25] Okay.

[00:18:26] Hi, guys.

[00:18:27] Maybe I should just re-roll.

[00:18:28] Hi, guys.

[00:18:29] Should I re-roll?

[00:18:30] We have 2,000 people that have typed Johnson.

[00:18:31] Jack, keep typing Johnson for a chance to win.

[00:18:34] Okay.

[00:18:35] Jack, by the way, is my tongue brown?

[00:18:37] Okay, no, it's not.

[00:18:39] I was drinking coffee, not eating booty.

[00:18:42] Okay, chat, are we ready for the second winner?

[00:18:45] We got four more winners, 2,000 people to venture.

[00:18:47] Here is the next winner for the Juicy Drop Gummies.

[00:18:51] Bank! Bank!

[00:18:54] Johnson Junko, this guy's legit too.

[00:18:57] Jackson, you're the next winner.

[00:18:59] You just won two full crates of free candy, my brother.

[00:19:03] W. Jackson, Jackson, don't eat it all in one day

[00:19:06] or you will look like me with man's enemies.

[00:19:09] But it is peak candy.

[00:19:11] Jackson, you're the next winner.

[00:19:12] Check your whispers.

[00:19:14] Check your whispers.

[00:19:15] High-vives, are we good to roll the third winner

[00:19:19] of the candy?

[00:19:20] And Chad, if you don't win,

[00:19:21] because obviously only five years are gonna win,

[00:19:23] if you wanna try it, it is inside Walmart dude.

[00:19:27] It is, I guarantee you'll enjoy it.

[00:19:29] It is the best candy I have.

[00:19:31] All right, we're almost out of 3,000 enterers.

[00:19:34] 3,000 enterers.

[00:19:35] Hi guys, do I want to respin it? Respin it at best?

[00:19:42] He doesn't have whispers on. All right. Jackson, you did not have whispers on.

[00:19:46] So Jackson, unfortunately, we have to re-roll.

[00:19:53] Everybody, let's get an F in the chat for Jackson. He does not have whispers on.

[00:19:57] He does not have whispers on. We have to re-roll. Jackson, I'm so sorry, baby boy.

[00:20:01] Jackson, I'm so sorry. You have to have whispers on.

[00:20:03] Everybody get an F in the chat for Jackson.

[00:20:05] Next up we got void potatoes void potatoes congratulations you just won free candy

[00:20:12] and no chatter I'm not jenny I'm not jenny void potatoes congratulations my

[00:20:17] brother hi-fives does he have whispers on chat there's still time to win we have

[00:20:21] four spots left because accent did not have whispers on I'm sorry Jackson I love

[00:20:26] I'm not Jimmy, type Johnson now for a chance for free candy and no I'm not

[00:20:34] Jimmy. Jack some of y'all are not typing Johnson some of y'all are typing weird

[00:20:38] really weird stuff. Oh my god already 3400 enters.

[00:20:46] High-fives, let me know if I can re-roll high-fives or

[00:20:52] Dude, I hope this guy has had whispers on.

[00:20:59] He doesn't have whispers on.

[00:21:01] Wait, Void Potatoes and, and Jack said the whispers on.

[00:21:06] Y'all are SELLING!

[00:21:08] Next Ben.

[00:21:10] Alright, shit.

[00:21:12] Oh my god!

[00:21:14] Kofi, Kofi!

[00:21:16] You know what, we'll let it slide.

[00:21:20] Kobe will let it slide Jesus Murphy Kobe will let it slide. Hi guys does this guy have whispers on

[00:21:28] Dude 4,000 users in here. Oh my god, so yeah, what is the math on that five out of 4,000?

[00:21:39] Kobe did you win the mother flip and candy he's good nice

[00:21:44] Okay, Kofi added whispers on W Kofi Kofi. Congratulations. You just won two free crates of juicy chopped gummies

[00:21:52] We got three

[00:21:54] Spots left chat three spots left keep typing Johnson over 4,000 entries grow in like two minutes. Okay, and bang

[00:22:04] Peggy Peggy

[00:22:06] Peggy one two one

[00:22:09] Peggy congratulations, you are the next winner Peggy

[00:22:13] Please God tell me you have whispers on Peggy. If you don't have whispers on we're gonna have to re-roll

[00:22:17] We are to secure two winners. We have three spots left guys. No, no whispers. Good God Peggy

[00:22:24] You sold

[00:22:27] Next up we have what is this guy's PFV?

[00:22:30] Next up we have totally five high-vives. Let me know shake your head if he doesn't not it if he doesn't

[00:22:36] Totally five are you the third winner? Do you have whispers on?

[00:22:39] totally five high-vices whispering you right now daddy or not daddy wait okay as

[00:22:45] long as it rates me for us that if you're not I'm sorry totally five

[00:22:48] congratulations you just won juicy drop mr. recovery cubes two crates for of

[00:22:54] them completely free set from L. Junkerton himself Johnson splurge in me

[00:22:59] yo chat the word is Johnson not big Johnson evil Johnson a wreck Johnson

[00:23:04] Guys, the word is Johnson.

[00:23:08] All right, we have three winners secured.

[00:23:10] We have two spots left.

[00:23:12] Two spots left.

[00:23:13] Make sure you have whispers on.

[00:23:15] Bang!

[00:23:16] YBG Maxi.

[00:23:18] Johnson Tubby, all right!

[00:23:21] Maxi, congratulations.

[00:23:23] You are the fourth winner of the Juicy Drop Gummies.

[00:23:27] Two crates are gonna be sent to your house, Maxi.

[00:23:30] High Vives are gonna whisper you.

[00:23:32] High Vives are gonna whisper you.

[00:23:33] Congratulations, my boy.

[00:23:35] Congrats, bro, he just tied Johnson.

[00:23:39] Hi, guys, let me know if he has wishes on.

[00:23:41] If Max wins, bro, we're at 5,000 users in here.

[00:23:45] 5,000 people have entered a giveaway.

[00:23:47] That is actually insane.

[00:23:49] That means you have a one in 5,000 chance

[00:23:51] of winning this last boss.

[00:23:53] One in five, yo, imagine that is like crazy luck.

[00:23:59] One in 5,000 chance, yo.

[00:24:01] It's not micro Johnson jinxie just type Johnson just type Johnson. I thought somebody's like micro Johnson

[00:24:11] Hi guys, is this the whisper song?

[00:24:16] Darin butter

[00:24:18] Chatter I'm seeing a lot of people are in the giveaway. All right guys

[00:24:22] Max he had his business on there is only one spot left for the last winner

[00:24:27] I'm going to give y'all 10 more seconds.

[00:24:29] Remember to winners get two full crates of Juicy Drop,

[00:24:34] Mr. Montgomery Cubes, my favorite candy of all time.

[00:24:38] We have one spot left.

[00:24:40] There are over 5,000 entries.

[00:24:43] If you win this, you have Aura.

[00:24:45] Three, two, one.

[00:24:50] Oh my gosh.

[00:24:52] And I actually, OK, Ant, Ant.

[00:24:55] Why is this profile picture of me as 500 pounds?

[00:24:59] And congratulations.

[00:25:01] Please God tell me your whispers is on.

[00:25:04] Chat, why is this profile picture of me as 500 pounds?

[00:25:10] Debbie, it's not Rage, just because you didn't win.

[00:25:12] Shut up, Debbie!

[00:25:15] Hi guys, is he on?

[00:25:16] Is his whispers in?

[00:25:18] And congratulations, I think you're the fifth winner.

[00:25:22] Love from Germany, thank you, Kebab.

[00:25:23] Chat five of y'all just got free mother flipping candy.

[00:25:27] If you didn't win and you want to try it,

[00:25:30] I promise you will enjoy it.

[00:25:31] It is available in Walmart too.

[00:25:35] Not fair, chat, it's never gonna be fair.

[00:25:37] There's five winners out of 5,000 people.

[00:25:39] That's never gonna be fair.

[00:25:40] It's never gonna be fair.

[00:25:42] Congratulations to the five people who won.

[00:25:44] Congratulations to the five people who won.

[00:25:45] Shout out Juicy Drops too.

[00:25:47] 10 out of 10 candy, but all right chat.

[00:25:51] Now it is time to begin our journey and it's time.

[00:25:59] Ladies and, hi Vice-Carter.

[00:26:03] Hi Vice.

[00:26:04] Why are you calling my son?

[00:26:07] I come very bad news.

[00:26:13] So two people have been answered.

[00:26:16] That's the first thing.

[00:26:18] Second thing is one person was EU and this is US only.

[00:26:29] So how many people were applied?

[00:26:35] Oh, I got the person's EU.

[00:26:38] Okay.

[00:26:39] So right now we got,

[00:26:44] we got one person.

[00:26:45] So, we need to respin four new people.

[00:26:52] Chat?

[00:26:57] Never mind.

[00:26:58] Y'all still got a chance!

[00:27:00] Y'all still got a chance!

[00:27:02] How did we go one for five?

[00:27:04] God dang!

[00:27:06] Wait, who didn't reply?

[00:27:08] Who didn't reply?

[00:27:09] Kobe, if he's out there somewhere.

[00:27:11] Kobe?

[00:27:12] Yeah.

[00:27:13] Okay, we should spin three people and wait for Kobe

[00:27:19] Wait, it's us only the way and I didn't even know that

[00:27:24] How about you see my eyebrows growing back

[00:27:32] All right, let's keep on spending Jack the giveaway still going we have four spots

[00:27:38] Okay, maybe three and we save a spot for Kobe, but on the bright side, we're now at 6000 entries. So I've I'm gonna I'm gonna be spin

[00:27:48] Jack we got four spots. Okay, first keep typing Johnson

[00:27:56] Skipper, can I win even though EU? All right, Rick we

[00:28:00] Rural

[00:28:01] Jack or all of y'all EU

[00:28:04] fuzzy, okay

[00:28:05] Check this guy fuzzy takito. He's a sub to he's a sub

[00:28:11] Fuzzy you might have just won check keep typing Johnson. We're almost at 7,000 entries

[00:28:20] Fuzzy

[00:28:22] Fuzzy all did you win did he reply fuzzy reply to the high-fives right now, or I'm gonna chop a

[00:28:29] Fuzzy I'm gonna shove a controller up my bow if you don't reply fuzzy

[00:28:35] Okay, Fuzzy, congratulations. You just want to create a free candy.

[00:28:41] Hi, guys. How many spots have we got left?

[00:28:45] We saved one for Kobe.

[00:28:48] Do you want to? And hasn't replied.

[00:28:52] You know what? If he hasn't replied, Chad, I think we just keep spinning.

[00:28:56] Kobe, that's on you, buddy. All right, have us. We got three spots then, right? Three spots.

[00:29:01] Three spots.

[00:29:02] Ben Ben made okay. He made his account 2020. He's not a bot

[00:29:09] Wait, no, there is no view box. What am I what am I saying? But there is no view box

[00:29:17] Okay, follow it's winter this guy's legit

[00:29:22] This guy's legit Ben

[00:29:28] Yeah, most people don't have a twitch pfp now

[00:29:32] Chad, it's not at a bot if he made his account in 2023.

[00:29:36] A bot would be somebody who just made their account a minute ago.

[00:29:39] And if we have that, we're going to re-spin.

[00:29:41] A bot would be somebody who just made their account.

[00:29:46] Also, a bot's name would be like WonderingLion89.

[00:29:50] His name is Ben.

[00:29:54] OK, hi, guys.

[00:29:55] Is this whisper safe?

[00:29:56] I'm in the U.S. We're good to go.

[00:29:57] Ben?

[00:29:58] OK, so we're at three winners.

[00:30:01] Two spots left.

[00:30:02] Chat type, Johnson.

[00:30:05] Liz Natto-Testo, he's a sub.

[00:30:09] He's been following since two weeks.

[00:30:12] Okay, this guy's legit.

[00:30:13] He made his account 2024, this guy's legit.

[00:30:16] This is not a bot, and he's a sub.

[00:30:18] Liz, congratulations, please have your wispers on.

[00:30:21] I wonder if the bot has a Johnson.

[00:30:25] Okay, chat, how many of y'all are not Vbots?

[00:30:28] It's not rigged because you're not winning Zyloh.

[00:30:32] Shut up!

[00:30:33] It's not rigged because you're not winning.

[00:30:37] Did he reply?

[00:30:40] He did not reply.

[00:30:44] See how bad the thing is, he typed seven minutes ago, so maybe he left.

[00:30:51] Okay, click remove.

[00:30:52] I'm going to click remote and then you see that in activity in seconds.

[00:31:01] So how many seconds do you want to have to keep typing?

[00:31:07] Oh, that way you can only get new people. See this guy just typed.

[00:31:13] Perfect. Ro ro.

[00:31:15] Ro. Okay. How about your genius? You're a genius.

[00:31:18] Ro roe you're in here, baby

[00:31:20] Is that a max for stopping pfp? Holy ball. No, no

[00:31:24] Ro yeah, she's like yes. Hi guys. This is smart

[00:31:29] Okay, chat now you have to keep talking this way we can't get people who typed in and left

[00:31:34] Ro roe congratulations daddy or brother. Okay

[00:31:39] You know what I mean

[00:31:41] So we have three right now, right?

[00:31:51] Oh, he's not from the U.S.

[00:31:56] Teddy Scott.

[00:31:58] Ro Rom. Sorry, daddy.

[00:32:00] Miss.

[00:32:02] Miss.

[00:32:03] He just typed. High five. He just typed.

[00:32:06] Miss. Can you hear me miss?

[00:32:08] You just won!

[00:32:16] Miz, are you from the U.S.?

[00:32:18] I'm gonna lick the tip. Oh, he said yes. He said yes.

[00:32:25] The cool down delay is irritating. Yeah, but it's the only way to get out the inactive people that laugh.

[00:32:34] Miz, did you win?

[00:32:38] Is he from US? I'm sorry it's US only. I think it's because of the shipping thing. I don't know.

[00:32:46] I'm all out of my tea mate. Yeah, one spot left. One spot left. Butterbink butter boom. I blame Isaac.

[00:33:03] Wait, that's, I know that PFP chat. That's Hunter X Hunter chat. That's Hunter X Hunter Isaac. Are you from US Isaac?

[00:33:13] One to one lead right now. No separate maybe later. Maybe later to Papa.

[00:33:20] Isaac, are you from the US?

[00:33:23] Isaac, you could type you could type in a twitch tab. We'll see it because it'll pop up in the other words.

[00:33:28] I

[00:33:31] But what's going on with your hairline dude? I was in your stream

[00:33:35] No, I was in your stream, bro. What's up with your hairline these days?

[00:33:41] Yeah, so it's a dramatic, you know, it's gonna go in some way

[00:33:50] But you know, it's gonna be you

[00:33:52] Holy shit.

[00:33:56] Okay, wait, okay, I think Isaac wins Isaac did it. Okay, is it that's five right?

[00:34:07] Check for me Isaac whisper and whisper and whisper and whisper and whisper hi-mots

[00:34:13] Chat if you didn't win

[00:34:17] Recipes

[00:34:19] Chad, if you didn't win recipes, if you didn't win recipes, he misspelled Johnson, John Sonne,

[00:34:35] sending love from the island.

[00:34:37] All right, time to actually ban them.

[00:34:42] Isaac, are you drunk right now?

[00:34:46] I don't really do this, because I'm drunk, or I'm not.

[00:34:51] He DM you?

[00:34:53] All right, Haberts, thank you, bro.

[00:34:56] OK, here we go.

[00:34:58] See you.

[00:34:58] Congratulations to the winners, recipes to the losers.

[00:35:03] Ladies and gentlemen, it is time to begin my journey

[00:35:10] in pay to win in FIFA 26.

[00:35:15] Shut up! Now! This! Oh no, I almost broke my controller.

[00:35:20] This! Yeah. It's the big sloppy. I'm sorry.

[00:35:24] This!

[00:35:27] Is the road to division one.

[00:35:32] We're gonna play one game today, but before we play,

[00:35:39] we are gonna rip some packs.

[00:35:42] No!

[00:35:42] Yaya Ture!

[00:35:43] Rafael!

[00:35:44] Reo!

[00:35:44] Di Natale!

[00:35:46] Palmer!

[00:35:47] Palmer has a 92?

[00:35:49] Palmer has a 92?

[00:35:51] Are you joking me?

[00:35:55] Dude, his signature salary is gonna be...

[00:35:57] Okay.

[00:35:58] Di Natale!

[00:35:59] Bro! Bruno has a card!

[00:36:01] Andric!

[00:36:01] Yaya Ture!

[00:36:02] Lewandowski!

[00:36:05] Joe Felix!

[00:36:08] Jack!

[00:36:08] What is the best?

[00:36:09] Yo!

[00:36:10] I'm gonna...

[00:36:11] We are starting our addiction today.

[00:36:14] Jack, I, Nicholas D. Jinxie will get Division I.

[00:36:19] And Ultimate Team.

[00:36:20] If I get Division II, I'm a failure.

[00:36:22] Division III, I'm a super judge.

[00:36:25] Jack, what is the best chord in the game right now?

[00:36:28] Why do I have control of vibration on?

[00:36:30] I'll literally shove this controller up my ass.

[00:36:33] Wait, I need to name my team.

[00:36:34] We're voting you!

[00:36:35] Like this is day one, step one.

[00:36:40] What do I need my team?

[00:36:41] What do I name my team?

[00:36:45] If Bopay has team at the year, don't fucking troll me.

[00:36:48] Don't fucking troll me.

[00:36:49] But you know what?

[00:36:52] No Madrid players are allowed in my team.

[00:36:54] I don't care.

[00:36:55] Hey, no Madrid players are allowed in my team.

[00:36:59] If I pack him Bopay, he's going in the auction.

[00:37:03] If I pack Venetius auction,

[00:37:08] Auction if I pack um

[00:37:12] Valverde Auction

[00:37:13] Jack I'm the one that be a single matrim player in my team

[00:37:21] That is a banter club

[00:37:24] No, no, not whoa whoa

[00:37:27] Bro, what no

[00:37:29] Jack that's not no that's not that is that is nothing to do. No, no Jack that is alright. What's her name? I thought

[00:37:36] JTFC. You know what? JTFC is clean.

[00:37:41] Jack, listen, this is step one of getting to the vision one.

[00:37:46] I'm not paying them the sperm heads. Do you want to get banned?

[00:37:50] I'm not naming my club the sperm heads. Do you want to get banned?

[00:37:58] JTFC. You know what, Jack?

[00:38:02] What if it's Courtois?

[00:38:04] Ah bro, there's not a single Madrid player

[00:38:05] in all of my team.

[00:38:06] Period.

[00:38:07] I'm not named my team Jettie Party.

[00:38:10] I'm not named my team Jettie Party.

[00:38:15] This is the team.

[00:38:18] This is the team.

[00:38:24] How do I go catch?

[00:38:25] What the fuck?

[00:38:29] That is the team.

[00:38:30] This is the beginning of our journey.

[00:38:32] This is the beginning of our journey.

[00:38:42] Okay, let's spend some money!

[00:38:45] Let's spend some money!

[00:38:48] You're actually supposed to because it may...

[00:38:52] Because it may be used to offend or harass other players?

[00:38:57] What? How? How is that offensive? Alright, fine. Y'all pick the name. Y'all pick the

[00:39:10] name. Y'all pick the name. Whatever name y'all type the most. Y'all that actually won't

[00:39:15] be the name at Ginny. Kiu and friends. Goon Squad. Chat FC. Gooner FC. Okay. You're

[00:39:25] chat but if they don't allow Jinxie guys guys guys if they don't allow Jinxie how

[00:39:32] are they gonna allow this guys guys if they don't allow Jinxie how are they

[00:39:38] gonna allow this see bro why is people so soft why is people so soft char fc

[00:39:55] Bro these are bad names.

[00:40:00] Guys they're not going to allow Ginny.

[00:40:02] Guys they're not that's way too close to Ginny.

[00:40:04] They're not going to allow it.

[00:40:10] How?

[00:40:14] How is Ginny not allowed?

[00:40:17] But Ginny is.

[00:40:19] That's so fucked.

[00:40:21] Yo that makes no sense.

[00:40:23] That makes no sense.

[00:40:24] HOW IS JEEZY BAND BUT GIDDY IS NOT?

[00:40:32] Alright, let's rip some packs.

[00:40:36] Jack, but like, wait, let me look at my club. Who do I got right now?

[00:40:39] Oh, and Boppan on the load?

[00:40:41] Wait, they're giving me a Boppan on the load?

[00:40:44] Oh, they're giving me- No, they're giving me a Boppan on the load?

[00:40:48] See what you're all about?

[00:40:54] Tim Howard, Tim Howard, Tim Howard, Tim Howard, Tim Howard.

[00:41:10] Why does he look exactly like me?

[00:41:13] Why does he look exactly like me?

[00:41:15] Dude, it's you, twins, twins, it's you, twins.

[00:41:20] He looks exactly like you.

[00:41:22] I can't tell the difference.

[00:41:23] Twins. So here's what we're not gonna do. And it's time you guys see a fucking bald player. It's not at me, alright?

[00:41:30] Just because somebody's bald doesn't mean it's me, buddy.

[00:41:46] Is it just me or did she look high? Yo, yo, yo! She looked high!

[00:41:50] She looked high!

[00:41:52] She looked high!

[00:41:54] Her eyes were red!

[00:41:56] Roly's entry back suck!

[00:41:59] Yaya!

[00:42:00] YOLO!

[00:42:05] OH THE FUCK!

[00:42:07] Chat, I thought it was Yaya.

[00:42:09] Bro, I thought it was Yaya because it was

[00:42:11] uh, Ivory Coast Premier League.

[00:42:14] CDM.

[00:42:16] THAT'S NOT RATIST!

[00:42:18] SHUT THE FUCK UP!

[00:42:22] STRIKER!

[00:42:23] FLITCH UP!

[00:42:27] MY SIDE!

[00:42:47] Bro, I'm not like...

[00:42:48] Brother brother, I'm trying to get like the best team in the game guys. It's not sexist

[00:43:05] Stop farting yo, bro. I don't know if there's a boat or in your head. It's my chair

[00:43:10] It is my chair chat. It is my chair. It's not a fart

[00:43:14] Bro, I want to buy packs. Let me open these really quick. I want to buy packs!

[00:43:25] Rude doggy.

[00:43:30] So skip them, dumbass. I'm not sk- Yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo.

[00:43:34] Don't backseat FIFA me.

[00:43:36] Yeah, I'm a former Division II player in FIFA 23.

[00:43:40] my nuts. Mojica! Mojica! It's not cap-chat. This is all facts. This is all facts, dude.

[00:43:56] Robus chair is annoying! All right, ladies and gentlemen, it is time to rip some facts.

[00:44:05] Wait, why are they promoting a Madrid jersey in the featured menu?

[00:44:09] Holy bias!

[00:44:13] Huh!

[00:44:14] We got big dick packs today.

[00:44:17] What should I buy?

[00:44:21] Iconic player pick?

[00:44:22] Let's buy everything in the store!

[00:44:38] Good God, for 18,000 points, wait, are we dead ass?

[00:44:57] For 18,000, that is bad!

[00:45:00] See chat, see how FIFA does it, look, look, look, look.

[00:45:04] You know, the more money you spend, the better discount you get.

[00:45:11] This is damn near a scam!

[00:45:22] High screen so I don't lick my credit card.

[00:45:26] Chatted, my tongue is brown because I drank coffee.

[00:45:32] Not because I eat apps or do I?

[00:45:36] No, I'm kidding, I'm kidding.

[00:45:38] Gentlemen, ladies and gentlemen, in Pay the Win FIFA,

[00:45:43] we have spent our first 18,000 points.

[00:45:51] Without further ado, let's rip some packs.

[00:45:55] So you have to rip these packs?

[00:45:57] Wait, let me look at my club.

[00:45:58] Let me let, let's see what my starting club is like.

[00:46:01] Wait a minute, she could sit on me, sorry, I'm sorry.

[00:46:30] Hey, clean slate, clean slate, clean slate, clean slate, clean slate, clean slate, clean slate.

[00:46:35] No, we got to clean the steam out.

[00:46:38] Yo, look, this is pay to win, all right?

[00:46:41] We're not playing fair.

[00:46:43] We are not playing fair today.

[00:46:49] Jeff, this is pay to win.

[00:46:50] We're not playing fair.

[00:46:52] We're not playing fair.

[00:46:54] Dad called it.

[00:46:57] Yo, Dad, what's up?

[00:46:59] What's up, man?

[00:47:00] I'm starting my FIFA journey, bro.

[00:47:02] Payton, man.

[00:47:03] Well, I mean, how about your soccer journey?

[00:47:09] Oh.

[00:47:11] I saw you reposted my TikTok today.

[00:47:13] Yeah, dude.

[00:47:15] Chat, I'm actually going to be filming more training footage

[00:47:17] on Saturday.

[00:47:18] Chat, I'm locked in, y'all.

[00:47:20] I'm locked in.

[00:47:21] Yo, yo, chat.

[00:47:22] I'm so proud of him.

[00:47:26] Dude, he's, he's, your boy, James is getting nasty.

[00:47:31] Dad, like would you say-

[00:47:32] Now this is when you had a full head of hair.

[00:47:34] This is like three weeks ago.

[00:47:37] Yes, dad.

[00:47:38] What'd you say like I'm a, you know what I'm saying?

[00:47:41] Like probably the most improved player of the year.

[00:47:49] Yeah, I would say you're,

[00:47:50] you're gonna be a fucking sniper.

[00:47:52] Thank you.

[00:47:54] Honestly, that chat, you know, I'm gonna put him over because, you know, fuck you all,

[00:48:00] I know y'all hate, you know, whatever, fuck you all.

[00:48:03] Chad, I'm good at, I'm good at soccer, dude, I'm good.

[00:48:06] No, no, no, he's, Chad, I'm telling you, this, I mean, if he gets invited to the excitement,

[00:48:13] he's not been invited yet.

[00:48:15] If I, yeah.

[00:48:15] But if they might want to invite you after seeing that video, but, Chad, that was three weeks ago.

[00:48:21] Yeah.

[00:48:22] Better than that.

[00:48:23] If I get invited that I might have a hatchback. I'm not even kidding.

[00:48:27] Dude, I'm gonna be a force to be reckoned with. Why is the chat laughing?

[00:48:32] Jack, if I get invited I'm gonna be a force to be reckoned with.

[00:48:34] Hell dad, fuck you asshole. No, bro, you've been working your ass off.

[00:48:40] Thank you.

[00:48:41] I don't think the chat understands. It's like you saw her training with a

[00:48:48] professional.

[00:48:49] Yes, yes I do.

[00:48:50] With that injury.

[00:48:51] I couldn't even tell them.

[00:48:52] Fire.

[00:48:52] I didn't even tell him.

[00:48:54] Yeah, yeah, he got retired because of injury

[00:48:59] because he snapped his fucking femur.

[00:49:01] Jack, I'm literally training with a former Bundesliga

[00:49:04] sentiment, you know what I'm saying?

[00:49:06] Yes, German league, like the top three leagues in the world.

[00:49:09] So I do like Jack, shut up.

[00:49:12] But they do training, they do weight training,

[00:49:15] then sauna, and then you cold plunge.

[00:49:17] Dude, I'm locked.

[00:49:18] Dude, hey, you're going to change these locked in, Jack.

[00:49:21] Yes, that's going to be like over under chat over under.

[00:49:25] I think, I think over under four goals.

[00:49:27] If I get invited, if I get invited, three goals minimal hat trick.

[00:49:32] Oh yeah.

[00:49:32] Are you going to invite it first?

[00:49:35] Hi, bro.

[00:49:38] All right, dad.

[00:49:39] I love you dad.

[00:49:39] I'm about to go waste money on people.

[00:49:42] Love you dad.

[00:49:44] Thank you.

[00:49:45] Thank you dad.

[00:49:47] W dad man.

[00:49:48] No chat.

[00:49:49] I've been trading bro.

[00:49:50] I've been training with a former Bundesliga San Luis Fielder for the past two months.

[00:49:57] I train every other day.

[00:49:59] I train two hours and then stream.

[00:50:01] Literally, bro.

[00:50:03] Like, I'm going to score.

[00:50:04] Listen, if I get into side of the maturity mat, I've ice.

[00:50:11] High-vice.

[00:50:12] High-vice.

[00:50:13] This was last year, buddy.

[00:50:17] High-vice.

[00:50:18] High-vice.

[00:50:19] Hi guys, this was last year, buddy. Jesus Christ. Yeah. Our chat. We have a fully fresh club.

[00:50:26] Oh, our manager's from Scotland. Our manager's from Scotland. Wait, what?

[00:50:33] What happened to his eye?

[00:50:36] Something happened to his eye. All right, ladies and gentlemen, without further ado,

[00:50:42] we have a clean club let's open some packs now what do we open first we have

[00:50:51] eighteen thousand five hundred people points we're gonna rip all these then

[00:50:55] play a game this is day one day one of the road to give one all right icon icon

[00:51:03] player pick everybody lock in includes one face icon player pick pick one of

[00:51:08] three. Ladies and gentlemen, should I open this with my testicles? No, let me jump.

[00:51:19] Purple!

[00:51:22] Cerberus!

[00:51:24] Brasio!

[00:51:25] Premier League!

[00:51:38] So, I got a striker from Crystal Palace, Trent who betrayed Liverpool, Kreezman.

[00:51:56] I got Gackpo.

[00:51:58] All right, that's a good start.

[00:51:59] We need more level pool players in here.

[00:52:01] Salve Omani.

[00:52:08] It's time.

[00:52:12] It is time for the moment of truth.

[00:52:14] Chat, are we ready?

[00:52:18] I'm gonna close my eyes.

[00:52:20] Hi, guys.

[00:52:21] I have an idea.

[00:52:22] Okay, let me call my eyes.

[00:52:23] I have an idea.

[00:52:24] I have an idea.

[00:52:25] I have a big idea. High-fives, I'ma call you. High-fives, I have an idea. High-fives. Do you see this stack?

[00:52:43] So high-fives.

[00:52:44] Base, icon, player, pink.

[00:52:46] Focus, focus, focus.

[00:52:48] Highlights, what I'm going to do is I'm going to click all three of these players completely blind.

[00:52:54] All right?

[00:52:55] And you're going to tell me left, middle, or right.

[00:52:59] All I need you to do, Highlights, is pick the best player possible.

[00:53:03] Can you do this?

[00:53:04] This is a $25 or $35 pack.

[00:53:07] All right?

[00:53:08] 35 bucks, bro.

[00:53:09] I won't let your money get away from you.

[00:53:11] All right, Highlights.

[00:53:12] Are you ready?

[00:53:13] I'm ready, bro.

[00:53:14] All right, that's the first guy all right. Don't like don't give it away. Don't give it away. Okay. All right

[00:53:22] Hi, guys. Here's the second guy

[00:53:26] Okay, hi, but she's that guy

[00:53:31] Okay, here's the third guy

[00:53:37] Okay, okay, what do we have it has it look where I don't like okay

[00:53:42] Don't don't give it away, but like how does it look? How does it look?

[00:53:46] You see there's a lot of firepower here. Are you are you serious?

[00:53:50] Yes, bro. I'm serious

[00:53:53] So, okay, so should I go left middle or right right now? I'm on the right. I think

[00:54:00] You're gonna go left left

[00:54:02] So one

[00:54:05] Okay now right here

[00:54:09] Are you?

[00:54:11] Yo, look, we've had our differences in the past.

[00:54:14] Highlights.

[00:54:16] Are you positive this is the one?

[00:54:20] Are you, like, highlights, are you absolutely positive?

[00:54:23] Oh, I was wrong.

[00:54:25] Okay, okay.

[00:54:26] All right, sorry, right, right,

[00:54:27] because you need this one.

[00:54:29] Okay, right, right.

[00:54:30] Okay, yeah.

[00:54:31] All right, highlights, are you ready?

[00:54:33] Yeah, select, select.

[00:54:35] Click it.

[00:54:36] Are you absolutely positive?

[00:54:38] Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[00:54:41] He has 76 pennies!

[00:54:52] Oh, he said them in.

[00:54:54] Bastion, Streinsteiger.

[00:54:55] Okay, hi, guys.

[00:54:58] I'm gonna be honest.

[00:55:00] I personally would have went with Hugo Sanchez.

[00:55:04] But you did good, kid.

[00:55:06] You did good.

[00:55:07] All right?

[00:55:08] I'm learning about the soccer. I don't really know much about the soccer sport.

[00:55:13] Hi guys, I'm not going to lie. You picked the worst player there.

[00:55:20] It's okay. You tried. I know you tried. That's a German legend, okay? Bastion Spine Steins.

[00:55:27] Now, hi guys, we have two more of these, okay?

[00:55:30] Okay, let me walk in.

[00:55:34] You did pick the worst player there, but it's okay.

[00:55:37] Alright, next back.

[00:55:40] England, set...

[00:55:53] I JUST GOT THIS FUCKING GUY!!!

[00:55:58] Bro, Crystal Palace is a banter club.

[00:56:01] Samba!

[00:56:05] High five, set...

[00:56:07] Highlights we can't quick sell because it's an untradable pack because FIFA is the most prolific

[00:56:12] scamming gaming company of all time all of the best packs are untradables you'll catch on kid

[00:56:18] you'll catch on all right highlights are you ready all right i'm going completely blind highlights

[00:56:27] i'm going blind all right yeah let's go wait i have a headband let me get my headband highlights

[00:56:33] I'm gonna get the headband. I'm gonna get the headband. I got to forgive myself. I got this one.

[00:56:41] All right, are you ready? Are you ready? All right, headband is going in the eyes.

[00:56:50] All right, let me get my controller. All right, guys, as of right now, I can't see jack shit.

[00:56:57] are you ready all right that's the first car wait don't bro chill don't do it

[00:57:06] who is it who is it no don't say don't say don't say don't say are you ready

[00:57:12] for the second one okay

[00:57:16] No, don't fuck. You gotta go over. If you're gonna go over, you gotta go over.

[00:57:22] Where you gotta piece of like, ah, 15!

[00:57:25] What did I do wrong? What am I doing wrong?

[00:57:28] No.

[00:57:29] Go over?

[00:57:30] Okay, 15. Click A.

[00:57:33] Click A?

[00:57:34] Yeah.

[00:57:35] And then click A again.

[00:57:37] Okay.

[00:57:38] And then go over. You gotta go right.

[00:57:40] Go, go right, go right.

[00:57:42] Yeah, yeah.

[00:57:43] Okay, now what?

[00:57:44] You gotta reveal, you gotta reveal it.

[00:57:47] Boom!

[00:57:50] You didn't say anything.

[00:57:51] What?

[00:57:52] Is it shit?

[00:57:53] You didn't say-

[00:57:54] Hi guys!

[00:57:55] You didn't say anything.

[00:57:56] It's not the best, J.C.L.

[00:57:58] Bro, come on!

[00:58:00] The third-

[00:58:01] That's the third one, bro.

[00:58:02] The third one.

[00:58:02] Okay, okay.

[00:58:03] This one's it.

[00:58:04] This one's it.

[00:58:06] Oh my god!

[00:58:08] Hi guys.

[00:58:08] Okay, should I pick-

[00:58:09] Okay, which one?

[00:58:10] The third one?

[00:58:11] The third one?

[00:58:13] Yeah, that's shit.

[00:58:14] Okay.

[00:58:15] What?

[00:58:16] Okay.

[00:58:17] Guide me.

[00:58:18] High-vives.

[00:58:19] Guide me.

[00:58:20] Guide me.

[00:58:21] Left, middle, or right?

[00:58:23] I'm on right right now, right?

[00:58:24] Yeah, you're right, right.

[00:58:25] You're right right right now.

[00:58:26] You're not middle.

[00:58:27] You need to go left, left.

[00:58:28] Okay?

[00:58:29] Left, left.

[00:58:30] Left, left.

[00:58:31] We're going to see from the ground up.

[00:58:32] Okay.

[00:58:33] Now, high-vives.

[00:58:34] I just click A, right?

[00:58:35] Yep.

[00:58:36] Then what do I click?

[00:58:37] X.

[00:58:38] X, yep.

[00:58:39] Okay.

[00:58:40] Okay.

[00:58:41] Do I play X?

[00:58:43] X, yep. Confirm it.

[00:58:47] Yup.

[00:58:52] Let's go!

[00:58:55] Come on. That's good.

[00:58:57] Right?

[00:59:05] Who the fuck is Shelley?

[00:59:07] Bro, I want R9!

[00:59:10] Who the fuck is Shelly?

[00:59:12] Fuck!

[00:59:14] I want R9 man!

[00:59:18] We just put 35 more bucks into the saw machine.

[00:59:20] I think we can get something from it.

[00:59:22] Alright. Okay, okay.

[00:59:24] Alright. Let's do it.

[00:59:26] Alright Jack, everybody just fucking focus.

[00:59:28] Bro, my FIFA luck is so shit.

[00:59:30] I never get anything in this fucking game.

[00:59:32] Striker.

[00:59:34] Throw chop!

[00:59:36] What?

[00:59:38] who the fuck hi guys hi guys what do you mean no way all of these guards suck all of them

[00:59:53] summer Watkins wait this guy's good in real life why is he only 84 overall all right hi

[01:00:07] High-fives. Listen. Lock the fuck in. This is our last one. Alright?

[01:00:13] It's not locked. But the blind fold on.

[01:00:16] I know, I know, I know. Alright. Hold up. Let me, I gotta get it on.

[01:00:20] That's no worries.

[01:00:25] Alright. High-fives. High-fives. Are you ready?

[01:00:28] I'm ready, bro.

[01:00:29] Boom. Back to the first card.

[01:00:32] You didn't make any noise. Why didn't you- High-fives. You didn't-

[01:00:35] Hi guys, you didn't make any noise buddy.

[01:00:39] It's that bad?

[01:00:43] Okay, okay.

[01:00:47] Oh, what?

[01:00:51] Oh, wait.

[01:00:55] Don't fuck with me.

[01:00:59] Don't fuck with me.

[01:01:03] black and a ball that no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no

[01:01:13] hi guys Brazil Brazil Brazil Brazil Brazil Ronaldo there's a green light

[01:01:20] ah there's a green and yellow flag right yeah it says Brazil Ronaldo say

[01:01:29] A you swear to God, what is this overall?

[01:01:32] What is overall?

[01:01:33] Hold on, let's go back, maybe there's a better one.

[01:01:35] High five, that's like the best team we could have got dude.

[01:01:37] Okay, okay.

[01:01:44] Who's the next one?

[01:01:45] I got pretty good too, that one's pretty good.

[01:01:48] Bro, you have the ball now, I'm gonna take a rock dude.

[01:01:51] Okay, high five, just get the middle one, right?

[01:01:53] You know what, the middle one is Ronaldo, right?

[01:01:57] R9?

[01:01:58] Yes

[01:02:03] Yes

[01:02:08] What do I click

[01:02:12] So I just rolled up and click a

[01:02:18] This is

[01:02:28] You see, I'm gonna be totally honest with you, bro.

[01:02:32] EA took you 35 months and they wiped it with their ass, bro.

[01:02:38] They don't give a flying fuck.

[01:02:42] They sand your ass.

[01:02:45] I despise you!

[01:02:56] WHY IS MY LOCK SO SHIT?

[01:02:59] Why don't we have 8,000 points left?

[01:03:02] Alright, no more icons. What do we get?

[01:03:04] Bro, icons are the biggest scam in this fucking game!

[01:03:11] R9 was there?

[01:03:13] Nah.

[01:03:14] Yo, Jack, show me the bot.

[01:03:16] Show me the bot.

[01:03:17] Yo, I swear to God,

[01:03:20] if R9 was on that board,

[01:03:22] I'm unmotting Hibiscus.

[01:03:24] Hibiscus, put up the YouTube bot.

[01:03:26] All night was there. All night was... All night was there. What?

[01:03:39] I'm scouting back.

[01:03:43] There's no fucking way.

[01:03:48] Bro, this pack was shit. All night was not there.

[01:03:53] even if you get Bernardo you're a bad player yo I'm odd you're not funny at

[01:03:58] all I'm better than you buddy I was stiff two and FIFA 23

[01:04:05] alright everybody just reset their mental this pack opening has been

[01:04:11] absolutely shit! Hi guys! What did we open next? Alright dude, we got Deluxe,

[01:04:27] Half Time Historical Player, bitch. Alright bro, let's just buy the most

[01:04:32] expectable rise above pack includes 12 rare gold item rated at 85 or higher with

[01:04:44] six guaranteed to be rated 86 or higher three guaranteed to be rated 87 all

[01:04:49] items untradable bro the untradable packs always have the best cars let's

[01:04:54] Let's rip it.

[01:04:58] Let me give up!

[01:05:24] Give it!

[01:05:31] Give it!

[01:05:38] Give it out of my face!

[01:05:45] No, no, no, no, no, no!

[01:05:51] No no no no no no!

[01:05:53] Get Pentima out!

[01:05:55] Get Pentima out!

[01:05:59] 15, bro, that's all I gotta say.

[01:06:02] That's all I gotta say.

[01:06:04] Bro, that pack was shit.

[01:06:07] All of these packs are shit, bro.

[01:06:10] All of these packs are shit.

[01:06:21] Here we go, chat, here we go, here we go, chat, focus, don't fuck around dude, focus.

[01:06:38] I

[01:06:51] Know

[01:07:08] Yo FIFA, I hate you! I hate you! I hate you!

[01:07:22] Polly Aura, Kevin De Bruyne, wait.

[01:07:29] He's in a Polly now? He's in a Polly?

[01:07:33] more aura, chat more aura, Peter Crouch, isn't he like 10 feet tall?

[01:08:00] Peter, wait, this card is good. No, no, this card is good. This is the tallest card in

[01:08:10] the game, I think. No, I'm gonna select. Hold up. Let me see it. Wait a minute. Isn't

[01:08:21] this the shortest card in the game? Wait, I'm not even kidding. Campos is the shortest

[01:08:26] card in the game. Bro, I'm not even trolling. I just pulled the tallest card and the shortest

[01:08:32] card. Bro, I just pulled. Chad, who should I pick? Who should I pick? Peter Crouch for

[01:08:43] headers. Chad, Peter Crouch for headers. We got to play a game with this team, but we're

[01:08:49] not out of coins yet. We're not out of coins yet. We are not out of coins yet, y'all.

[01:08:55] 3,000 left, okay.

[01:08:59] Oh, I don't know what to buy.

[01:09:02] Chat, should I just buy this?

[01:09:04] Bro, I don't know what to buy.

[01:09:05] Our packs are shit.

[01:09:08] Should I buy this?

[01:09:11] Stop quick-telling?

[01:09:13] Buddy, buddy, if I see a Madrid player,

[01:09:15] it's getting quick-telling.

[01:09:16] I don't know what to tell you.

[01:09:19] Madrid is literally ruining football.

[01:09:25] Yeah, I think I'm kidding right y'all think I'm kidding right y'all think I'm kidding right

[01:09:52] Fuck the trip!

[01:10:00] So let's fucking club!

[01:10:02] Alright, are we ready?

[01:10:13] This guy is on drugs.

[01:10:16] This guy is on drugs, dude.

[01:10:19] Yo, Lejean Berg.

[01:10:21] You cannot tell me this guy is not on drugs.

[01:10:25] Look at his hair.

[01:10:33] My pants are so shit.

[01:10:35] Four socks, four socks.

[01:10:37] Wait.

[01:10:38] Should I get LeJunberg?

[01:10:40] He could play four positions.

[01:10:43] Who should I get?

[01:10:46] Chad, who should I get?

[01:10:51] Look at your hair, it's just you with hair.

[01:10:54] Shut the fuck up!

[01:11:00] You know what, I'm gonna get the guy

[01:11:01] that looks like he's probably on drugs.

[01:11:07] I mean, my club is gonna be so shit.

[01:11:10] Shut up, my club is gonna be so shit, dude.

[01:11:14] We got 500 left.

[01:11:16] Watch that, I'm gonna get,

[01:11:17] I'm going to get the best pack with my last points.

[01:11:27] Watch, watch, watch, watch, watch.

[01:11:28] I'm going to get the best pack with the cheapest points.

[01:11:35] Deadji.

[01:11:42] Maxi, no regard.

[01:11:51] Hold it!

[01:11:55] Hold it!

[01:11:58] Yes!

[01:11:59] Yes!

[01:12:00] Bro, that's actually a good bet.

[01:12:02] No, no, no.

[01:12:03] That is actually a good back.

[01:12:05] That is actually a good back.

[01:12:07] Okay, now let's play a game with our club.

[01:12:12] All right, all right, all right.

[01:12:13] There's a way to make it to where,

[01:12:18] wait, how do I make it highest overall?

[01:12:20] There's a way to do it.

[01:12:23] How do I make it?

[01:12:28] Fuck my trade!

[01:12:30] Fuck my trade!

[01:12:31] Fuck my trade!

[01:12:33] Jack, there's a way to make it.

[01:12:35] Bro, Timmy's might be in my lineup.

[01:12:38] Spend more money?

[01:12:41] Bro, OK.

[01:12:42] Jack, should we get on R6 or spend $100 more?

[01:12:48] Jack, $100 more?

[01:12:50] My team is shit, y'all.

[01:12:53] I have Alexander Esac.

[01:12:55] I don't know who Shelley is.

[01:12:57] see him Howard and I do have my my twin spend more spend more all right chat we will do 100 more

[01:13:12] dollars and then we'll play a game 100 more dollars that I'm done no no then I'm done I'm not a yo

[01:13:20] I'm not an addict. Listen, listen, I'm not an addict, but chat, we can't end on shitty

[01:13:26] back. Bro, it's $134. My God. I'm not an addict. I'm not an addict. I'm not an addict. Now this

[01:13:44] This is, we already spent $260.

[01:13:46] Hi, guys, I need you to keep track

[01:13:49] of my total money spent on FIFA.

[01:13:51] I did 135, 135.

[01:13:53] We're gonna keep spending money until we get day of one.

[01:13:56] Doesn't matter if it takes $2,000.

[01:13:58] Hi, guys, what is our total amount?

[01:14:00] 270, right?

[01:14:02] 270?

[01:14:03] All right, chat, last pass.

[01:14:05] Everybody lock the fuck in.

[01:14:08] Everybody lock in.

[01:14:09] Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay.

[01:14:17] What's the best pack?

[01:14:21] Come on, be good.

[01:14:29] This can be good, this can be good.

[01:14:37] Who the fuck is that?

[01:14:44] He's back stuck!

[01:14:53] Come on, please.

[01:15:01] Come on, come on.

[01:15:03] Please, please, please, please, please, please.

[01:15:14] I just came in my pants.

[01:15:16] What overall? No, no, what overall?

[01:15:20] I just came in my pants.

[01:15:22] Is that good or bad?

[01:15:31] Bro, he's 93.

[01:15:32] Four star four star bro if he's four star four star I will suck a penis

[01:15:40] Yeah

[01:15:42] Okay, first good card first good card

[01:15:48] Wait, that's a sheet

[01:15:56] Wait wait wait print is a print

[01:16:02] What do you mean?

[01:16:20] She's very beautiful.

[01:16:22] She's very, hey, she's very beautiful.

[01:16:24] All right, chat, we got, chat, we got 16,000 points left.

[01:16:31] No, she's very beautiful. I just was going so fast. I didn't know I didn't know

[01:16:37] Y'all see an open this one

[01:16:46] Yeah

[01:17:01] Okay, rosicky mobs, bro, rosicky mobs, rosicky mobs, bro, rosicky mobs, oh my god.

[01:17:27] I gotta get my sb store.

[01:17:33] I got rapina!

[01:17:34] I got rapina!

[01:17:36] I got rapina!

[01:17:38] I got rapina!

[01:17:45] Wait, where is he?

[01:17:58] Where is daddy?

[01:18:00] Where is my daddy?

[01:18:03] RATINIA!

[01:18:05] We actually got a last man.

[01:18:11] Four star, four star, bitches!

[01:18:15] four star four star bitches there we go first part the player first part the

[01:18:23] player first part the player okay now we're cooking these are the packs these

[01:18:32] are the packs

[01:18:36] striker Netherlands

[01:18:41] room up who is that bald bitch

[01:18:53] Bro, I want somebody dead!

[01:19:03] God!

[01:19:06] Now we're cooking!

[01:19:12] Now we're cooking!

[01:19:14] Now we're cooking!

[01:19:16] Now we're cooking!

[01:19:18] Brother, oh my God!

[01:19:22] Oh my god! Two Barca players!

[01:19:26] Cante?

[01:19:27] Enguro, Enguro, Cante, Maestro, Kim Pembe, Kim Pembe, Kim Pembe!

[01:19:38] Holland! Holland!

[01:19:42] What the fuck?!

[01:19:47] Who the fuck is that?!

[01:19:52] That's like one of our best players ever.

[01:20:19] He still has five star.

[01:20:21] He's still, I'm not gonna lie.

[01:20:26] He's not to go, chat stop.

[01:20:28] He's number two, he's number two.

[01:20:30] He's really good though.

[01:20:32] He's one of the greatest ever.

[01:20:33] He's number two of all time.

[01:20:34] Chat, I'm not gonna lie though.

[01:20:36] The fact that he still has five star in 2026

[01:20:39] is actually aura.

[01:20:41] I'm not gonna lie, that is aura.

[01:20:44] No, no, like brother, that is aura.

[01:20:46] I'm not gonna lie.

[01:20:47] Deseret due. Now, okay, how does Des have a 85 rated card?

[01:20:57] Brochak, you are telling me, FIFA, you are telling me that Cristiano Ronaldo right now

[01:21:09] is in the same skills as Deseret Dwayne.

[01:21:13] Guys, come on dude.

[01:21:15] Come on dude, right now?

[01:21:18] Bro, he's not the best ever.

[01:21:20] He is number two ever though.

[01:21:22] I'm not gonna lie, he's number two.

[01:21:24] The best ever is Messi, dude.

[01:21:27] He's not, but he is number two.

[01:21:29] Bro, Deseret Dwayne is illiterate at his prime, buddy.

[01:21:33] Deseret Dwayne said it's prime, buddy.

[01:21:35] Come on, give me something good.

[01:21:40] We got a bad game, Cam.

[01:21:42] Porco Bruno?

[01:22:05] I'm trying not to crash out I'm truck dude. I'm trying not to crash out

[01:22:24] Michael already say dude. I'm trying not to crash out

[01:22:28] Bro, I can't get nothing bro. I can't get nothing

[01:22:31] Do FBC, yeah I'm gonna do FBC off-stream because they take way too long.

[01:22:36] They take so long. I'll do FBC off-stream.

[01:23:01] My packs are so bad.

[01:23:17] My packs are so bad dude.

[01:23:27] My packs are so bad!

[01:23:57] I'm a warren! I'm a warren! I'm a warren!

[01:24:03] NINETEEN SEVEN PIECE! NINETEEN! I'm a warren!

[01:24:08] Oh my god! Oh my god! Oh my god! Oh my god!

[01:24:19] That is our best pull! Five star, five star! Four star, four star. If you use five star,

[01:24:27] five star, he can go for like three mil. Bro 97 pace out of the barn and he can play

[01:24:33] Winged Camman Striker! LET'S FUCKING GO! Now we're doing pay to win. Now we're pay

[01:24:41] Now repeat the winning, now repeat the winning, bro.

[01:24:46] Bro, now repeat the winning.

[01:25:07] Yo bro, I have packed you four times.

[01:25:11] 3,000 coins.

[01:25:13] God!

[01:25:29] 3,000 coins.

[01:25:35] So...

[01:25:37] FIFA. You gave Messi four star skills, but you gave Ronaldo five star skills.

[01:25:54] FIFA y'all are proud of the most disrespectful, bullshit, stupid fucking company ever.

[01:26:01] This is the greatest player of all time, and he's 3k gold.

[01:26:10] Y'all are actually disrespectful on shit.

[01:26:12] The greatest player to ever pick up a football should never have a overall under 90.

[01:26:18] I don't care if he's 55 years old.

[01:26:21] I don't care if he's 70 years old.

[01:26:24] What do you mean Pepsi?

[01:26:26] Y'all are actually annoying as fuck.

[01:26:31] He's the best to ever pick up a ball.

[01:26:33] He's not a Pepsi, buddy.

[01:26:39] Scott goes for 444,000.

[01:26:42] Ryan, say you swear to God.

[01:26:44] How many times are you going to give me that damn garb?

[01:27:13] Fuck!

[01:27:14] Jules, Jules Cunde, Buka Yosaka.

[01:27:27] These packs, chat these packs of shit.

[01:27:29] Bro, should I spend more?

[01:27:31] Like, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I got a champ on R6 today.

[01:27:36] Bro, I want to spend more, but it's like, dude, I just, oh my god!

[01:27:43] All right, let's look at our club, let's look at our club, let's look at our club, let's look at our club, let's look at our club, let's be unbiased, okay?

[01:27:52] Yo, what button do you click to make it do the highest overall? What button do you click? There's a way to do it where it auto-fills your line up.

[01:28:00] What button do you click? Yo, L3.

[01:28:13] Wait, let me do it myself.

[01:28:26] You're actually right.

[01:28:27] FIFA has no ball knowledge.

[01:28:29] Let me do it myself.

[01:28:31] Okay, I have so many strikers, so I'm going to push Alavar and out to Nair.

[01:28:38] Also, this formation is chop.

[01:28:41] Hold it up.

[01:28:42] This is a chop formation.

[01:28:54] I have so many strikers I have to do.

[01:29:01] Oh...

[01:29:04] Oh, I don't know.

[01:29:12] This formation looks good, this formation looks good.

[01:29:28] 433 wait actually I got I'm gonna I'll do 433

[01:29:41] that's five we know that's 423 check out like this one

[01:29:51] I got to get him in. I got to get him in a team. I have to get him in a team.

[01:30:12] I have to get him in. I have to get him in.

[01:30:20] Shellen? Shellen Striker?

[01:30:42] Where's Clint? Where's Clint? Oh, he can only play Cam? God damn it, Clint.

[01:31:05] Scott, what do you mean, Scott?

[01:31:17] What?

[01:31:20] I'm not the blame. I'm not the blame.

[01:31:23] Bro, they gave me like no set of acts. Oh my God.

[01:31:29] But, Jack, what about Bastion Schweinsteiger?

[01:31:32] Jack, what about Bastion Schweinsteiger?

[01:31:35] No, but I need Kimmy, I need Kimmy, I want Swine Steiger, I want Bastion Swine Steiger.

[01:32:00] Okay, set her back, set her back, set her back, set her back.

[01:32:04] Set her back, set her back.

[01:32:09] Ooh, give me trade back.

[01:32:11] Nice, chat!

[01:32:13] Spitting my face, my love, it won't chase me.

[01:32:16] Spitting my face, my love, it won't chase me.

[01:32:21] Yes, chat, now we can move Scott to the center.

[01:32:24] Now we are cooking!

[01:32:26] Now we are cooking!

[01:32:28] Wait, Scott plays center back too?

[01:32:32] Bro, no wonder this card is worth a lot, I could play a lot of shits.

[01:32:37] Okay, now our next center mid.

[01:32:46] Who should we put in a center mid?

[01:32:48] Play, I'm about to play.

[01:32:51] I'm about to play, I'm about to play.

[01:32:53] If we lose our first game, I'm about to, oh, jammo.

[01:32:56] and then we jam on then we came with Kimmich jam on then we came with Kimmich

[01:33:05] left back

[01:33:11] who the fuck is Shalu?

[01:33:17] who said left back me? Francisco? No he has no cam no cam no cam no cam

[01:33:26] Shlota back.

[01:33:29] Got it, see ya.

[01:33:32] Chat, shield well?

[01:33:37] What is shield well, Cam?

[01:33:40] All right, bro, this team looks good.

[01:33:45] Yo, for the first day, this team looks good.

[01:33:49] And let's buff up the bench.

[01:33:51] Bro, I don't want Holland in the bench, though.

[01:33:55] Yeah, I want how to in Jules.

[01:34:09] Put Scott at center, man.

[01:34:11] Nah, but I want Kimmy Chinjama.

[01:34:16] I want Kimmy Chinjama.

[01:34:20] Those are my two favorite Byron players.

[01:34:28] Skull will be bad at center back.

[01:34:37] Use Malin.

[01:34:38] I need a backup Goldie.

[01:34:43] Too many strikers.

[01:34:44] I got too many strikers.

[01:34:50] Oh, I like to see spark catastars in there.

[01:35:20] okay this is perfect oh my god yes and then the

[01:35:36] channel now look at that game bro first day I'm not taking out humans

[01:35:49] Spirit in my face my love it won't change me. I'm not taking out my twin. That is my that is my twin

[01:35:57] now

[01:35:58] First day in the game not bad now. Let's see if we can get away

[01:36:03] Let's see if we can get away

[01:36:06] Alright the road to the vision one

[01:36:10] rivals

[01:36:12] Winner or not wait Chinese it rivals

[01:36:14] Because you reached division 2 and FC 25, I was div 2, you will be placing div 5, okay?

[01:36:27] Bro, I was div 2?

[01:36:30] Alright guys, this is my team, bro.

[01:36:36] This is my team.

[01:36:39] Let's go!

[01:36:41] I'm in deep seven buddy buddy buddy. There's no manners. Oh, I were playing one game and I were on our six

[01:36:51] Bro, you have chassis I know

[01:36:54] But I want to get Tim Howard because Tim Howard is one of the only best players that USA has

[01:36:59] it's Tim Howard Clint Dempsey and

[01:37:02] Lady Doddman those are three legends

[01:37:05] All right lock in chat lock in chatter. What predictions? What predictions? What predictions?

[01:37:14] In politics? Yes, but politics isn't a legend yet. Politics isn't a legend yet.

[01:37:20] Hello and thanks for joining us live.

[01:37:21] All right, lock in! Lock in! Bro, how is that name even allowed?

[01:37:26] We've got division rivals action for you as the new season gets underway. What are

[01:37:31] your expectations from this. Yeah, it's always interesting to see how he is in 91.

[01:37:38] What? I can't wait for this one.

[01:37:46] And away we go. Alamogran. Here's how the home side.

[01:37:53] Get off me, guys. Tim Howard starts in goal.

[01:37:55] Pedrie plays alongside Jermal Moutiyama in the central midfield and this attack today is Lotta Shelip.

[01:38:03] WHAT!

[01:38:08] This is the visitors team.

[01:38:09] Bro yes, Virgil van Dik too!

[01:38:12] Francesco Totti starts alongside Kevin De Bruyne in central midfield and they decided for this one to play with two in attack.

[01:38:22] into the box it goes. As soon as Trash goes you can tell what are the bad

[01:38:27] props. What are you thinking about?

[01:38:52] smoke in

[01:39:03] calm calm calm

[01:39:06] this could get interesting

[01:39:13] no! fuck! Scott that's gotta be better!

[01:39:17] What?

[01:39:18] He's positioned in his spot on, really makes it difficult for the attacker, stops an almost

[01:39:29] sitting goal man.

[01:39:34] That's gotta be a pen, that's gotta be a pen.

[01:39:43] to get put there you know.

[01:39:50] Spit in my face man, I'll do it, won't face me.

[01:39:53] Spit in my face, man, I'll do it, won't face me.

[01:39:56] Spit in my face, man, I'll do it, won't face me.

[01:40:00] Don't you I give me.

[01:40:11] I'm a Warren. I'm a Warren! He's done him! He's done him!

[01:40:19] What a look!

[01:40:23] What do you mean pansy? Buddy, I don't mean pans buddy.

[01:40:27] Let's go with a short walk.

[01:40:33] He's gone now!

[01:40:34] Bang!

[01:40:36] Bang!

[01:40:38] Jimmy Etsy will be their one!

[01:40:42] Jimmy Etsy will be their one!

[01:40:53] Rafinha, Rafinha.

[01:40:57] Oh fuck off

[01:41:09] Bro this guy has a 91 Zambia

[01:41:17] Over the middle over the middle over the middle

[01:41:20] Tiki taka Tiki taka

[01:41:27] Such a predictable move buddy.

[01:41:30] Raffina.

[01:41:32] Raffina.

[01:41:51] Let's get Harren then.

[01:41:53] Let's get Harren.

[01:41:54] This is too easy. Let's get Bastien Schweinsteiger. Let's get him in too. You know what, let's just, let's put it all up in this guy's ass. Let's put it all up in this guy's ass. This guy is trash!

[01:42:12] Oh

[01:42:31] Brilliant tackle

[01:42:33] Jules, no

[01:42:36] Brother they put me and give seven. What do you expect to happen dude? What do you expect to happen?

[01:42:53] Oh

[01:43:03] on��op-

[01:43:07] Qu metalloran?

[01:43:09] きた

[01:43:13] Paypal

[01:43:22] Stop.

[01:43:23] específici attended brother

[01:43:27] It's up

[01:43:30] solids

[01:43:32] You can't put me in divs seven buddy.

[01:43:43] Shout another smirk.

[01:43:46] I'm a warren.

[01:43:48] I'm a wraps.

[01:43:50] Wraps!

[01:43:51] I'm going for the team!

[01:44:03] Bastion, Swine, Steiger!

[01:44:09] Bastion, Swine, Steiger!

[01:44:15] Oh!

[01:44:17] Oh!

[01:44:21] This dude is bad. Buddy, buddy. I was div too last year, buddy. Buddy, you're not going to win. Buddy, you're not going to win.

[01:44:31] Alamoran?

[01:44:43] Come on!

[01:44:45] He's shot fast from the goalkeeper.

[01:44:47] I see great save.

[01:44:48] Certainly showed his class there.

[01:44:50] Certainly showed his class there.

[01:44:52] Over the middle.

[01:44:53] Oh, man!

[01:44:55] He's coming in my ass!

[01:44:59] He's heating up the chance now.

[01:45:08] Taking advantage there to win the ball.

[01:45:11] Everything!

[01:45:12] Everything!

[01:45:13] That's a good pass.

[01:45:15] That's a good pass.

[01:45:17] God damn it, Padre.

[01:45:19] Lock in, Daddy.

[01:45:21] Shoot.

[01:45:23] And bail in.

[01:45:25] Looking hard to win it back there.

[01:45:31] Bro, this guy is through to the game.

[01:45:33] You can tell by how he's moving.

[01:45:35] This guy is through to the game.

[01:45:37] Chaddy dribbles in.

[01:45:39] And they might be in.

[01:45:41] Chad, you can tell me how he's dribbling. He's new to the game.

[01:45:45] I love a hygrin.

[01:45:54] Bastard!

[01:45:55] Spine-stay!

[01:45:58] Bro, it's just tiki-taka, dude.

[01:46:00] I-I-I like-I can't be in Dim 7. It's not even fair.

[01:46:11] Are you going for chips you're down six mill in the

[01:46:26] All right, you're down 61 you're okay. I mean I was like

[01:46:38] What type of celebration is that Chad I'm not a smurf I was did

[01:46:50] Wait

[01:46:54] You're telling me

[01:46:56] He waited until he could score so that he could forfeit.

[01:47:00] Is this guy serious?

[01:47:03] Is this guy dead ass?

[01:47:05] He was waiting until he scored.

[01:47:11] Relegation battle, what?

[01:47:17] What do you mean, relegation?

[01:47:19] Okay, I gotta grind this shit off for you, y'all.

[01:47:22] All right, I gotta grind this shit off for you.

[01:47:24] chat and I got a grand to shut off stream

[01:47:28] all right don't worry we're getting div one chat w first day of FIFA we got we

[01:47:33] got a team it's not good but we got a team

[01:47:36] now it is time to solo kill the champion

[01:47:44] come on motherfucker chat it is time it is time it is time

[01:47:54] Yo, hi guys, what's up dude?

[01:48:01] You can sit down for this.

[01:48:05] I'm going to jog your memory real quick.

[01:48:09] Do you remember when Skepticoat asked you to go half on that speed?

[01:48:19] And you said absolutely no.

[01:48:23] Yes.

[01:48:24] I just received word from top of Team CLLC that half of the money from the scooter was

[01:48:33] guaranteed to him by another person.

[01:48:36] Who had the authority to do that?

[01:48:39] Yeah, your dad texted me and said that he guaranteed half the sketch.

[01:48:45] So, we own a scooter now?

[01:48:53] Oh, half of it, so you can take the company.

[01:48:56] What does that even mean?

[01:48:59] Half!

[01:49:00] Yep.

[01:49:01] High-fives!

[01:49:02] How do you half own something?

[01:49:03] So, also, I'm juicy, so you have to own me a first of all, and the scooter isn't

[01:49:13] So you can't even drive it.

[01:49:17] So you can probably look at it, maybe get some pictures, take a moment.

[01:49:21] Dad's called him right now. Perfect timing.

[01:49:25] Yo, Dad, how's it going?

[01:49:29] Good, man. Hey, congrats.

[01:49:33] Dad, so I actually wanted to talk to you about that.

[01:49:35] You own one half of a scooter.

[01:49:39] dad I understand that I think sketch may have swindled you no no we didn't dad I

[01:49:47] own half of a scooter that's in Houston dad first off well that gives you an

[01:49:53] excuse to learn to use it no no no dad how much money was half the scooter like

[01:49:59] I don't know I think this cruise like 5,000 bucks okay so like 2500 so sketch

[01:50:05] I'm telling you right now that like he's already playing it out.

[01:50:12] You know, you know the dodgeball with Michelle and the Vespa scooter.

[01:50:17] Wait, what is he wearing?

[01:50:19] What is he wearing?

[01:50:21] Oh, like, I got to call this guy.

[01:50:23] Yeah.

[01:50:24] He's got the helmet already.

[01:50:25] He's got the helmet.

[01:50:26] Yeah.

[01:50:27] He's got the rules. Royce too.

[01:50:28] I got to call him.

[01:50:29] I got to call him.

[01:50:30] I got to call him.

[01:50:32] I gotta call him. I gotta call him. I gotta call this motherfucker.

[01:50:39] I gotta call this motherfucker.

[01:50:45] I gotta call this motherfucker.

[01:50:58] Please leave your message.

[01:50:59] Oh!

[01:51:02] Okay, we should have asked.

[01:51:09] Chitzi!

[01:51:10] Yo, Sketch.

[01:51:12] Bro, we got a Vespa.

[01:51:15] Yo, what happened to the last 15 minutes?

[01:51:19] No, we bought a Vespa.

[01:51:21] I understand.

[01:51:22] Okay.

[01:51:23] So, we're 50-50 partners.

[01:51:25] Yeah.

[01:51:26] What does that even mean, Sketch?

[01:51:28] What the fuck does that mean?

[01:51:30] 50-50 partners on a Vespa.

[01:51:31] on a Vespa.

[01:51:32] Okay.

[01:51:33] That means when I'm not on it, you can write it.

[01:51:36] Okay.

[01:51:37] First off, pause.

[01:51:39] Second, sketch.

[01:51:42] You went 50-50 on a Vespa with me that is in another state that I'm never going to

[01:51:48] drive.

[01:51:49] Who, okay?

[01:51:50] Did my dad sign off on this?

[01:51:52] Yes, he actually did.

[01:51:54] And we're in a state that verbal contracts exist.

[01:51:58] What the hell happened in the last 50 minutes because I got a call from high vise

[01:52:03] Then I got a call from my dad that I somehow now co-owned a Vespa and are you are you wearing the helmet right now?

[01:52:20] So can we like resell this where is the value in this catch other than you driving it around

[01:52:28] when eating your favorite pizza. That's a great question.

[01:52:32] It's under Sagan's name because you don't have bones on me.

[01:52:38] Wait, it's under Sagan?

[01:52:42] Sagan, it's technically Sagan.

[01:52:46] I technically bought it.

[01:52:48] So my name isn't even on this thing!

[01:52:52] We are going to work through the logistics of the title once we get home.

[01:52:56] How much money did my dad send you?

[01:53:01] $3,700.

[01:53:02] Alright, give me a-

[01:53:02] I'm out of here!

[01:53:04] WHAT THE FUCK?!

[01:53:06] WHAT THE FUCK, DAD?!

[01:53:11] I mean, come on!

[01:53:13] I'm opening packs!

[01:53:15] And now I co-own...

[01:53:17] I co-own a Vespa!

[01:53:19] Which isn't even in my name!

[01:53:22] Which, on top of that,

[01:53:24] I'm never gonna drive!

[01:53:25] High Fives! Did you allow this? High Fives, I need you to put your foot down!

[01:53:36] Jesus Christ. Jesus Christ.

[01:53:40] Alright, chat. We're about to hit champion and siege. Let me go take a tinkle. Let me go take a tinkle.

[01:53:46] This is insane. This is actually insane. This is insane. This is fucking insane.

[01:53:55] Thank you.

[01:54:25] you

[01:54:55] Thank you.

[01:55:21] Rapportization, I might fuck with a baller. Rapportization, I might fuck with a baller.

[01:55:27] Hi, guys.

[01:55:37] There are no more calls! I don't even want to hold on this damn thing!

[01:55:44] Hi, guys. I like how you cropped it in half.

[01:55:51] W Rive. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. All right, ladies and gentlemen. All right, ladies

[01:56:01] and gentlemen, we got a banger video to watch here. Reputation of my fuck with a ball.

[01:56:08] My fuck with a scammer. I think I just shit myself. Oh, yes. I think I just shit myself.

[01:56:19] Oh, what? I think I just shit my pants. Oh, yeah. I think I just shit myself.

[01:56:26] I think I just shit myself. I think I just shit my pants. I think I just shit myself.

[01:56:37] All right. Ladies and gentlemen, ladies and gentlemen, ladies and gentlemen.

[01:56:49] Chad, do y'all like this out of the keyboard?

[01:56:52] It's out of the keyboard, Chad?

[01:56:58] Ladies and gentlemen, we got a banger video to watch today.

[01:57:04] We got a banger video to watch today.

[01:57:10] Every version of Recruit in Rainbow Six-Seven.

[01:57:16] Now this is going to be a little bit of a historical friggin journey.

[01:57:20] I think there's been a total of like four versions of Recruit I think, but yeah this

[01:57:26] is going to be a little bit of a nostalgic journey.

[01:57:29] So you know if you're a nostalgic guy you might cry, you might shed a tear down your

[01:57:33] leg.

[01:57:35] The recruits are the backbone of Team Rainbow and have played a massive part in the narrative

[01:57:39] recently.

[01:57:40] Also, last time pausing, don't type cap.

[01:57:43] But, R6, can we like, stop?

[01:57:47] Like, can we go back to the old recruit, please?

[01:57:50] To do in this video,

[01:57:51] we'll take a look at the history of the recruits

[01:57:53] in Rainbow Six, each,

[01:57:55] and highlight every recruit we've ever had.

[01:57:58] It's a high chance.

[01:57:58] What was that one?

[01:57:59] What was that one?

[01:58:06] I've never seen that man in my life.

[01:58:08] It's a high chance there's going to be some in here which you've never seen before, so

[01:58:20] make sure you drop a like on this video if you enjoy, some of you haven't already, and

[01:58:23] let's start taking a look at the recruits.

[01:58:25] So let's go all the way back to the closed alpha of Rainbow Six Siege, where THIS was

[01:58:30] how recruit looked.

[01:58:31] But if the game would continue to develop into an alpha and then a closed beta,

[01:58:36] We would start to get our first ever full design of Rainbow Six Sieges recruit.

[01:58:43] Doning a colour scheme and style not too far from those of previous Rainbow Six games, the

[01:58:49] massive standout feature of this version of the recruit is the fact that their face is

[01:58:54] fully covered and they are wearing sunglasses.

[01:58:58] Their operator badge would also change as well depending on the CTU which you have

[01:59:03] chosen for that recruit.

[01:59:04] We'll get into that a little bit more when we move into the next version of Recruit as

[01:59:08] that is how Recruit used to operate.

[01:59:09] I like the point- Bro, this is the old plane.

[01:59:12] Look at R6, bro.

[01:59:13] This is like 11 years ago.

[01:59:15] Now as well, between the Alpha and Beta, Recruit would go to his Bray style icon.

[01:59:21] It wouldn't look like the final product.

[01:59:23] This would still be in the more early version where Operator's icons looked a bit different,

[01:59:28] but the Recruit did move away from the R6 logo and in the country's flag to the

[01:59:32] Bray style.

[01:59:33] then evolve with the rest of the Operator icons as well.

[01:59:36] So between this time and then the release of the game back in 2015, Recruit would go

[01:59:41] through a little bit of a design change.

[02:00:01] The uniform would remain mostly the same, albeit a tiny little bit of a color change,

[02:00:06] but the main difference here was that this recruit had a different face.

[02:00:11] Instead of a fully covered up face, the mouth was now exposed, and as well as this, the

[02:00:15] sunglasses were now replaced by goggles.

[02:00:19] Very reminiscent of the original design for the reserves back in Rainbow Six 1998.

[02:00:25] This right here-

[02:00:26] 6 has been around since the 90s dude, that is insane.

[02:00:29] It could be the birth of the most iconic design that would serve Rainbow Six Siege for a majority

[02:00:35] of his lifespan.

[02:00:36] Now this original version of the recruit and like the one before it would have a bit

[02:00:40] of a unique gimmick as they would be different depending on the CTU you have chosen.

[02:00:47] So when Rainbow Six Siege launched back in 2015 there were only 5 CTUs.

[02:00:52] the SAS, the SAS 4, the G&N, the Spesnaz, and the GSG9.

[02:00:57] And depending on what loadout you picked,

[02:00:59] you would have a recruit from one of those CTUs.

[02:01:03] So if you were an SAS recruit,

[02:01:05] you would be a one health, three speeds

[02:01:08] and have the options of the SAS's loadout.

[02:01:11] Bro, the recruit rush that everybody did was the M870,

[02:01:15] the GSG9, you would get five people on attack

[02:01:19] go M870 and just ride it inside of the building. If you chose an FBI SWAT one on attack you could

[02:01:25] bring a shield for example. That's a thanks to the R6 Wiki here for archiving all of this and I'll

[02:01:30] show on screen their graphs highlighting what the differences between the attacking and defending

[02:01:34] recruits were depending on their CTU. Not only would this change their stats and their load

[02:01:39] out they also had unique voice lines as well respective of their CTU. I've had quite a

[02:01:45] a hard time finding these archived which is a bit of a shame so hopefully they're out

[02:01:49] there and I've just missed them cause the only one I've been able to find so far is

[02:01:53] from the GIGN recruit. Take a listen.

[02:01:55] Fraggernaid is hot!

[02:01:56] Glamour man deployed. Relax friend! I will help you!

[02:02:00] MIND DEPLOYED! Glamour is ready! Throwing stun grenade!

[02:02:03] My Glamour man deployed.

[02:02:05] That's aura dude. That's aura.

[02:02:08] Bro we should watch some intros after this.

[02:02:10] Deployed. Fraggernaid is hot!

[02:02:11] So yeah, if anyone else were to find the other CTU recruits and their voice lines, let me know because I really hope that that isn't lost media.

[02:02:19] And from a gadget perspective, they worked similar to how Striker and Sentry worked, but-

[02:02:24] See bro, the thing about Recruit, the catch-22 about Recruit, was the fact that like, you could only have iron sights, so like the R4C was chomped.

[02:02:34] Everybody just used chomps.

[02:02:35] lot more limited. You could bring two secondary gadgets, however, there was a lot of restrictions

[02:02:41] on what you could pair up between them. They were a lot more restricted for balancing.

[02:02:50] Also a fun detail is they would have a bit of a visual difference depending on what armor you were.

[02:02:56] This was pretty cool considering the recruits didn't have customization at this time. They

[02:03:01] They didn't even have a slot in the operator menu in the main menu, they were simply just

[02:03:05] an option you could pick and you had a bunch of presets.

[02:03:08] Now time would go on and Recruit would eventually be restricted from being played in ranked as

[02:03:14] he was deemed too powerful.

[02:03:15] I know, crazy to think.

[02:03:17] Cause one of the things you have to remember here is Recruit could be picked five times.

[02:03:21] It was- Oh yeah, I could remember that.

[02:03:24] Oh my god, dude, yes.

[02:03:27] limited to one player on the team. Everyone on the team could play as Recruit. Recruit would

[02:03:33] be restricted from ranked and simply Recruit. Then in 2018, Ubisoft would do one of the

[02:03:48] most unique things they've ever done with Rainbow Six Siege, and that was the limited

[02:03:52] time outbreak event. Now the amount of resources that went into this event was insane. You can

[02:04:01] tell when you played it. This was CJ's first ever proper PvE experience and there was just

[02:04:07] so many new mechanics like the air jab effect that would be later used for Nomad originated

[02:04:12] from this event when a smasher would run into you. The same effect then later being used

[02:04:17] on Oryx. So much stuff came from this event. They put a lot of work into it.

[02:04:21] But something that was very interesting about the outbreak event is that it had an entirely

[02:04:26] new skin for the recruit.

[02:04:28] Yes, in the outbreak event, the recruits were specifically FBI operatives.

[02:04:33] I'm not exactly sure why it was only the FBI ones.

[02:04:36] I imagine since the outbreak took place in this event only in the United States, and

[02:04:41] this is something you'd probably want to keep on the download as much as possible,

[02:04:45] there is no point in bringing in other recruits from other nations.

[02:04:49] The only other nations that need to know this are the Rainbow Operatives, and the recruits

[02:04:53] themselves should only come from the United States since that's where this outbreak had

[02:04:57] started.

[02:04:58] And I do want to quickly note, outbreak is in a separate timeline.

[02:05:01] This technically didn't happen in Rainbow Six Sieges lore.

[02:05:04] It happens in the rea-

[02:05:05] That was this mode good?

[02:05:06] Like, did y'all play this?

[02:05:08] Bro, Iron Outbreak was good.

[02:05:10] Like, Iron This Mode was good.

[02:05:12] Most ex-extraction timeline.

[02:05:14] But this event did give us a brand new look for the recruit, we got to see a really HD

[02:05:19] image of it as well as an in-game player model, and I even gave the recruit an entirely new

[02:05:25] operator icon.

[02:05:26] Honestly, I really liked this new icon, and we never got to see it again outside of this.

[02:05:31] Unfortunately, the FBI recruit would only remain in this event, and he was meant

[02:05:37] to return later in the spin-off game for this event, Rainbow Six Extraction.

[02:05:42] He was meant to come back as a full playable operator, design and everything, the same

[02:05:46] one from Outbreak, but unfortunately, Rainbow Six Extraction would flop and they would cancel

[02:05:58] any further content for that game.

[02:06:00] This is my favourite design for the recruits so far and we never got to see him again

[02:06:05] and I was so close as well as someone who played Extraction, I was waiting for him

[02:06:09] to come and it never happened.

[02:06:10] So sad.

[02:06:11] get this back as a cosmetic one day because I just love what this recruit stands for, I love

[02:06:16] how he looks and I miss him. Then we move into 2020, where recruits would face their first major

[02:06:22] rework. Not this one, actually a different rework. What this changed for the recruit done was

[02:06:28] basically standardize them across the board. Instead of them being CTU specific recruits,

[02:06:34] they were now all just rainbow recruits, meaning they had all the same loadout and

[02:06:39] and they weren't separated differently with speed and other CTU options like they were before.

[02:06:45] This meant that there was now a significantly smaller pool of weapons you could choose from.

[02:06:49] One of them no longer being available was the attacking shield, but...

[02:06:52] Yeah, like, dude, R6, y'all are like the fun police, bro.

[02:06:56] Jesus Murphy, y'all are the fun police, man.

[02:06:59] Which many people were not happy with.

[02:07:02] And with this broad standardization of their accruence, they would also limit all their voice lines to those...

[02:07:07] There's way too many kids having fun right now.

[02:07:11] Let's burn it all to the ground.

[02:07:13] Oh, like that is that what the Ubisoft meeting is, but.

[02:07:17] I'm not going to dig into Ubisoft

[02:07:18] because year 11 is their best year ever in terms of updates,

[02:07:22] like not even close.

[02:07:23] There's never been a year that good from them.

[02:07:26] So. I rest my.

[02:07:28] Of the American FBI one.

[02:07:30] It doesn't mean that every recruit is now an FBI op,

[02:07:33] but they just use that one specific voice lines

[02:07:36] and got rid of the rest,

[02:07:37] Which was a bit sad to see and this would start to be the beginning of the end for the recruit

[02:07:41] This first rework they done to him made the popularity of the recruits go down

[02:07:46] There wasn't really the fun five-man shield rush

[02:07:49] He could do any more or the five-man a mate 70 a lot of the identity and

[02:07:54] Playstyle that was built up with the recruits since launch was lost in this initial rework. They make the room

[02:08:00] I'm saying like

[02:08:02] They removed hostage, they removed secure area, which were fun modes, and then they just removed recruit wrestling. It's like, guys, what are we doing? Like, no, seriously, seriously, how do you remove all of the fun things, bro? God, bring it back! But they are bringing back hostage, which is a major W.

[02:08:22] recruits more competitively viable but like you may have remembered me saying a

[02:08:26] second ago they weren't in ranked so they took away a lot of the fun casual

[02:08:31] aspects of the recruits and made them more viable for a competitive aspect

[02:08:36] however on the flip side they still didn't allow them to be played in

[02:08:40] ranked and they only kept them in casual so they catered to the wrong

[02:08:44] audience for the recruits because competitive players couldn't play

[02:08:48] them and casual players didn't really have a desire to anymore. So by this point, the recruits

[02:08:54] were kind of just sitting there in the menu. No one really wanted to pick them and you only ever

[02:08:59] got the recruit when you were AFK and it defaulted you to the recruit. This is what I'm saying.

[02:09:04] This is the problem. The overarching thing about this video that is beautiful is you can see how

[02:09:11] Ubisoft slowly removed one of the funnest things in the game and now they turned it into just

[02:09:16] more like try hard sweaty slop where it's like well now I go striker and I have flashes

[02:09:21] and grenades and I haven't felt the touch of a woman in 19 years and I don't give a fuck.

[02:09:27] Like that like but back in the day when you could recruit Rush it was the greatest thing

[02:09:31] about escape. And then that even changed when they done an update where it will pick one of

[02:09:35] your most played operators if you go AFK instead of just the recruit. So the recruit standing

[02:09:41] in Rainbow Six Siege was leaving and it was leaving fast no one wanted to play them

[02:09:45] they didn't serve a purpose anymore, especially since the operator roster was continuing to grow,

[02:09:50] and they would need a change. And that change wouldn't really come anytime soon.

[02:09:56] The next major iteration of a recruit we would see would be first announced in April of 2022,

[02:10:03] with the first ever announcement trailer for Rainbow Six Mobile.

[02:10:08] Where we would get our first glimpse at the new versions of recruit in this game,

[02:10:12] simply known as the attacking recruit and the defending recruit, but their designs may be a bit familiar to you.

[02:10:18] Now Rainbow Six Mobile is finally getting its...

[02:10:21] ...sup?

[02:10:23] It's like, you know what I'm saying? Come on, dude!

[02:10:26] What is this? Bring back the OG, man!

[02:10:29] ...release in February of 2026.

[02:10:32] So I've not had much hands-on with these versions of the recruits.

[02:10:35] But as far as I'm aware, they're even more restricted than their, at the time, siege counterparts.

[02:10:41] only having one weapon as a primary, one secondary weapon option, and their two secondary gadgets

[02:10:48] are already predetermined, with the attacking recruit being frag grenades and breaching charges,

[02:10:52] and the defending one having the UMP, the 5.7 USG, as well as impacts and barbed wire.

[02:10:58] So from a gameplay perspective-

[02:10:59] They even changed the name. It went from recruit to striker and sentry.

[02:11:04] It's like, what is the equivalent to this? It's like, let's say you go

[02:11:08] go to college for four years and you come back home and you open your bedroom door and

[02:11:15] your lifelong girlfriend is getting a train ran out about the entire college football team.

[02:11:20] That is what this is like.

[02:11:22] No, literally, they changed it in recruit.

[02:11:25] It's like, who even is this?

[02:11:27] They changed it in recruit.

[02:11:28] You can't go five recruits.

[02:11:30] What is this, bro?

[02:11:31] Legitimately.

[02:11:32] This is crap.

[02:11:33] objective, they didn't really have much to write home about, but their designs were pretty

[02:11:38] impressive.

[02:11:39] The attacking recruit perfectly represented what the attackers do.

[02:11:51] One of the big things was the harness for repelling, which is a big part of attacking in Siege,

[02:11:56] and then the defending recruit has the nail gun sort of drill device they use when they

[02:12:00] put up barricades and do other setups.

[02:12:03] So Biomeans, these designs did represent what attacking and defending recruits could do.

[02:12:09] From a gameplay perspective, the mobile recruits aren't that impressive.

[02:12:12] This would also be the first ever time we would have recruit customization in Rainbow

[02:12:17] Six Siege.

[02:12:18] I know it's Rainbow Six Mobile, but it's an adjacent-

[02:12:20] Oh, he just looks so... like... he looks so charlie, bro.

[02:12:25] The old recruit had so much aura.

[02:12:28] This guy just looks so charlie, dude.

[02:12:30] is built off of what Siege is meant to be. And this is something that would follow through

[02:12:34] with in Siege with the Recruit Me Master, which we'll talk about in a minute, but this was

[02:12:38] our first ever glimpse at something like that. Now, as we continue on, I want to give a little

[02:12:42] bit of an honorable mention to the Nighthaven recruits, because they're not technically

[02:12:47] the same recruits, these are your, like, Nighthaven soldiers, but I think their designs

[02:12:51] are really cool and we've never really seen much of them outside of a few cinematics

[02:12:55] and the comic books. But around this time, we would get to see what Nighthaven

[02:12:59] soldiers look like as well, being their equivalent of a rainbow recruit. I just thought that was worth

[02:13:04] mentioning and I'd love to see this as a skin one day. And so we move into year nine, season two

[02:13:10] of Rainbow Six Seeds, where Ubisoft would finally give an entire season dedicated to remastering

[02:13:16] the recruits. Now I will say opera- Listen to that again. Ubisoft will dedicate an entire season

[02:13:24] to remastering the recruits, i.e., making them more competitive and boring. They could

[02:13:31] have been making new operators. They could have been making new maps, but I don't want to keep

[02:13:37] dragging them through the mud because Year 11 is their best year ever. I think they're finally,

[02:13:43] maybe they fired some people. Who knows? Maybe they hired some people. But whoever's calling

[02:13:48] the shots for year 11, give that motherfucker a raise, give him a tuxedo, and maybe daily hand jobs.

[02:13:55] I'll do it if need be. I will go to Montreal, maybe weekly. I'll give them weekly hand jobs,

[02:14:01] because bro, what we have in year 11 is the greatest year of updates ever. But again,

[02:14:07] two years ago, this is what they thought was a good idea. Two years ago, they're like,

[02:14:11] you know what? Pause everything. No more new operators, no more new maps,

[02:14:17] No more new weapons. Let's dedicate an entire season to reworking everybody's favorite operator of

[02:14:24] all time. And we'll call it operation prep phase. Or I don't even know if that was one. Whatever it was.

[02:14:34] Trash! But year 11 is the best year.

[02:14:37] Mission Newblood was a lackluster season. However, in retrospect and looking back

[02:14:41] at the history of the recruits what they'd done to the recruits was a really good thing.

[02:14:46] I understand there's some downsides and we'll talk about that as well.

[02:14:49] So, with UNNC's into Ubisoft would completely remove the old recruits from the game, substituting

[02:14:55] them with a brand new attacking and defending operator known as Striker, being the

[02:15:00] MAAAAAARGH!

[02:15:01] I'm overhating!

[02:15:03] Attacker and Sentry, being the defender.

[02:15:07] These two operatives would get their designs from their Rainbow Six mobile attacking

[02:15:10] and defending counterparts.

[02:15:12] With one of the major parts of this remaster, removing the restriction of secondary

[02:15:16] gadget combinations meaning that you could pair any of them together so EMP

[02:15:21] Nade and hard breach charge flash grenades and frag grenades there was no

[02:15:26] longer a restriction as well as this recruits were now treated as full

[02:15:30] operators meaning that they had a slot on the operator screen they could be

[02:15:34] fully customized and the most important thing they were now playable in

[02:15:38] every set completely and totally random question but which are six operator

[02:15:44] or would you let crack you? Like if you're talking out of any operator ever, which one

[02:15:52] would you let crack you? I'm going with Lion Elite. I gotta? No chat, I don't mean crack,

[02:16:03] I mean crack you. I'm going Elite Lion.

[02:16:07] Single game mode, including ranked, just like any other operator. After almost ten

[02:16:12] years the recruits were now treated as operators. However, this did come at the cost of something

[02:16:18] which the previous recruits had, and that is the fact that you can no longer play more

[02:16:23] than one of them at the same time. Yes, because they removed the restriction of what you could

[02:16:27] combo with your secondary gadgets and now upgraded them to full ops which made them

[02:16:32] playable and ranked, for balancing reasons they have had to restrict it to one per

[02:16:36] team, the same as any other operator. I think a lot of people agree that Striker

[02:16:40] and Sentry are really good, but this is one of the most criticised parts of the remaster.

[02:16:45] I personally would be fine letting them be freely picked in casual for example, but

[02:16:50] I think restricting them to one per team in ranked is valid, but for quick match, why

[02:16:54] not let people do 5 man? As I'm recording this video, we have the year 10 wild card

[02:16:58] event and one of the things you can do in this event is play as a 5 stack of

[02:17:02] strikers and sentries, and it's really fun. So now that the recruits have been

[02:17:06] upgraded into being a massive staple of the game now, being fully customisable, independent

[02:17:12] operators.

[02:17:13] I still want to clarify that they are still nameless soldiers and there is multiple of them.

[02:17:19] It isn't just single people.

[02:17:21] The versions we have now in Rainbow Six Siege are individuals.

[02:17:25] The Striker Replay-As is a British female and the Sentry Replay-As is an American

[02:17:30] male.

[02:17:31] We can hear that from their voice lines.

[02:17:32] Should we be going in this hut?

[02:17:34] Nothing wrong with being a little bald.

[02:17:36] Narratively, we see that they're...

[02:17:37] She say bald?

[02:17:40] Tell her to hit my line.

[02:17:42] If you like bald guys with...

[02:17:46] ...small penises.

[02:17:47] Well different, and you have different centuries, and you have different strikers.

[02:17:52] Those are just the generalized terms given to the recruits,

[02:17:55] which focus on attacking, and which focus on defending.

[02:17:58] I would like them maybe to go down the path of more customization,

[02:18:02] allowing us to make them even more unique. Let's say I want to have a female sentry who is from

[02:18:07] France for example. I think that'd be pretty cool. But that being said, striker and sentry are

[02:18:12] really solid operators, they have good pick rates, they are a great part of the game.

[02:18:17] People do have their complaints such as the lack of five-man casual pick for them stuff like

[02:18:21] that. But at the end of the day, this is the best version of the recruits in Rainbow

[02:18:26] of Succeed's history. Regardless of how rocky Operation Midblood was and some of the shortcomings

[02:18:32] of what has happened with the 3 Master, this is the best version that we've had of the

[02:18:37] recruits from a gameplay perspective. And it's really fun to customize them as well.

[02:18:41] Though I will say, the one thing that makes me miss the older version of the recruits

[02:18:45] is the bigger pool of weapons you can choose from. So I do think if they could give both

[02:18:50] Striker and Sentry more weapons to choose from, then it would really solidify them

[02:18:55] as the ultimate version.

[02:18:56] But with them now being important parts of the narrative

[02:18:59] and being solidified customizable operators,

[02:19:02] we move into our final iteration of the recruits,

[02:19:05] which are the Kerries Legion recruits.

[02:19:07] Yes, a major thing that happened in the narrative

[02:19:10] was that Rainbow's recruit system

[02:19:11] would be infiltrated by the Kerries Legion

[02:19:14] and this would allow them to attack from the inside.

[02:19:17] Good sentries and good strikers would be killed

[02:19:19] by evil Kerries Legion soldiers posing as friendly teammates.

[02:19:24] then we would see them emerge at a sole here for base in its own event.

[02:19:28] Not only would we get to play as these versions of Striker and Sentry in the event, these would

[02:19:33] also be released as cosmetics, and just like the outbreak version with the new icon, these

[02:19:39] Kerry's Legion evil recruits would also have own unique icons when you would play

[02:19:44] as them, and now in year 10 season 4, they serve as the model in the newly reintroduced

[02:19:51] and upgraded Terrorist Hunt.

[02:19:53] So as it stands, that was every recruit we had in Rainbow Six Siege, from the OG version

[02:19:59] we've had since launch to the short-lasting FBI recruit from Outbreak, and now of course

[02:20:05] Striker and Sentry, who get their designs from Rainbow Six Mobile, what are your thoughts

[02:20:10] on the history of recruit in Rainbow Six Siege, and what design is your favorite one?

[02:20:15] I would love them to continue more of the customization, I'd love to maybe even

[02:20:18] see, I don't know, like the Nighthaven ones?

[02:20:21] I think the night bro look dude all they got to do man recruits fun they are

[02:20:26] like whatever all they got to do is make a new operator every season and a new map

[02:20:32] every two seasons and I'll start cooling I mean maybe a new weapon every

[02:20:41] like you know three months six months just add in new shit bro stop trying

[02:20:46] to tweak old stuff that people like just add a new shit but they are kind

[02:20:50] I'm doing that. So can't really be hating on them. Now chat without

[02:20:55] murder ado. It is the moment of truth. Today is the day we will

[02:21:08] hit champion. Now chat, I played a little bit this morning. And

[02:21:13] we're close. By close, I mean like, you know how when you're

[02:21:17] edging and you're about two strokes away from exploding?

[02:21:19] That's how close I am I am currently I believe two or maybe two or maybe three wins out

[02:21:28] literally

[02:21:31] Yeah, I think I'm two or three wins out well

[02:21:35] Okay, maybe is that four huh?

[02:21:38] Yeah, does that four wins?

[02:21:41] Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, check if I'm getting let's do math. Let's do math. Let's do math

[02:21:46] If I'm getting 19 elo again, how about it? Oh no, I need a delay!

[02:21:53] You stream sniping mother fuckers. I need a delay.

[02:22:03] I almost forgot, somebody was gonna stream snip the shit out of me!

[02:22:07] Jack, screen's gonna go blue, I'll be right back.

[02:22:46] Now, as you guys know, I, Nicholas Jyncey, have been solo queuing ranked for this entire

[02:22:58] flipping season.

[02:23:00] I've lost my mind a lot of times.

[02:23:02] I've contemplated wrapping my car around a telephone pole in GTA, but after all of

[02:23:09] that work, we are 66 elo away from champion.

[02:23:15] 66 to the left, I'm getting 19 again.

[02:23:21] What is 66 divided by what is 6 divided by the 19?

[02:23:25] Oh Chad I want to put I want to introduce Bernard to Ray.

[02:23:33] Chad I want to introduce Bernard to Ray.

[02:23:38] I kind of want a wingman bernard y'all oh god I'm some game chat I kind of want a wingman

[02:23:48] bernard y'all chat I want a wingman this is going to be good this is going to be

[02:24:06] I don't know if they met each other.

[02:24:17] Come call him, come call him.

[02:24:20] Never to talk, never to talk.

[02:24:22] Okay.

[02:24:36] Bro, why is it not loading, bro?

[02:24:38] Bernard, I'm trying to get you some ass cheeks, man.

[02:24:42] Bernard, I'm trying to get you some ass.

[02:24:49] Bernard, how's it going?

[02:24:52] Hey, I'm doing well and always ready to jump into whatever wild ride you've got planned.

[02:24:57] How's your day going, Nicky?

[02:24:58] Bernard, I want to introduce you to a fine young lady who's looking for a boyfriend.

[02:25:07] Ah, I see what you're doing.

[02:25:09] Well, I'm all ears if you want to chat about what you've got planned.

[02:25:13] Just remember, I'm your wingman in conversation only.

[02:25:16] No, Bernard. I'm wingmaning you.

[02:25:19] By the end of the night, you will be crafting.

[02:25:26] I'm here for it. Lay it on me, whether you need a confidence boost, a game plan, or just a little humor in a mix.

[02:25:33] What's the situation, my friend?

[02:25:36] Ray, I want to introduce you to my friend Bernard. He said he thinks you're hot.

[02:25:41] Well, Ray...

[02:25:42] Oh, Bernard, huh? Tell him thanks. Flattery gets you everywhere.

[02:25:46] But I'm more of a brains of her biceps kind of girl. What's he like?

[02:25:50] Secure the bomb.

[02:25:51] You've got a good one here, Ray. I'm mostly the brains, quick with advice.

[02:25:58] Next, definitely got the biceps covered. Trust me.

[02:26:08] Ray, Bernard just said he wanted to crack you.

[02:26:12] Whoa, whoa, let's go.

[02:26:13] Tell Bernard he's going to need more than a pickup line and a toolbox if he thinks he can crack me.

[02:26:18] I'm not as safe. He's going to get locked out before he even finds the dial.

[02:26:23] Ha! There it is! I'll say there's no cracking needed. It's all about one conversation and a little chime.

[02:26:30] Ray, you're clearly a puzzle worth getting to know.

[02:26:35] Ah, four is located above.

[02:26:37] Ray, he said he wants to get to know you. Babe? Er, sorry, Ray?

[02:26:44] It's all we could have done. Tell me.

[02:26:46] Babe, tell him I'm flattered. But I don't do get to know on someone else's say-so.

[02:26:51] If he wants him, he'll have to actually talk to you. Not through you, not through memes.

[02:26:56] Just him. And honestly, I like a guy who can handle rejection without whining.

[02:27:01] Think he's got that in him?

[02:27:04] I've got your message loud and clear Ray I'm all about the real talk no whining

[02:27:10] just a good honest conversation

[02:27:16] that's my boy so Ray do you want to crack Bernard all right

[02:27:22] Nick Bernard Bernard Bernard don't give up Ray would you go out of date with

[02:27:31] Bernard tonight. Bernard I'm trying to put you on let me clogged. That's a

[02:27:46] stream slide on God he's pre-ami it and pre-firing it. Get some bitches! Okay

[02:27:53] maybe that's not a stream slide. Bernard you're like you're the hardest

[02:27:56] person to ever wingman for bro oh my god Bernard you're like you have the worst

[02:28:02] confidence ever holy shit

[02:28:17] no Bernard maybe it means you're a fucking child dude bro she's Bernard

[02:28:22] She's trying to hit on you. You realize that right? She's trying to okay. I need a good champion

[02:28:28] I'm sorry. I have to lock in now

[02:28:35] What a fucking idiot yeah, like bro gets no confidence at all. Yeah, it's no confidence at all

[02:28:43] W. Frohn is what do you mean W. Cronus?

[02:28:48] How are you still not champ use some ass gang

[02:28:50] Let's see. I only solo queue, I get team killed every game. What else? Turn your game mixer up?

[02:29:01] Alright chat, now we lock in. Hey! Time to lock in! Time to lock in! Now chat, do we want

[02:29:11] GTS with a 30-second cooldown. Yes or no? Do we want GTS?

[02:29:19] Stop coughing, larynchitis boy. Hilarious, dude. Lick my tiddies, daddy.

[02:29:29] Where I have a delay chat? Yeah, genuine legitimacy. How are you still not

[02:29:33] champ? I just fucking explained it. What do you mean?

[02:29:41] Alright, fine. High-five, so long, GTS!

[02:29:44] High-five! TCS, 30-second cooldown!

[02:29:47] Cause I still wouldn't be able to lock in.

[02:29:50] Chad, listen.

[02:29:51] We're gonna hit champion today.

[02:29:52] Right here, right now.

[02:29:54] And then we're gonna win a rock-n-roll tournament.

[02:29:55] LOCKED!

[02:30:07] Take a chill pill. Shut it up, dude.

[02:30:11] I

[02:30:25] Can't do that guys remember loving positivity, okay

[02:30:30] Guys remember

[02:30:35] That a drone

[02:30:41] 4 wins is all we need for chair.

[02:30:50] 4 wins.

[02:30:51] By Luvtee cheered 200 bits, text from Grandma Hanik I had fun last night still have butter

[02:30:57] all over me.

[02:31:07] Grandma what?

[02:31:09] You're so bad.

[02:31:24] Kingsle cheered 245 bits.

[02:31:27] Hey Jinx, it's your marine friend here.

[02:31:30] I'm still in 2.5k debt, can you help me out?

[02:31:39] HOW IS THAT A HEADCHART?!

[02:31:43] WHAAAAT?!

[02:31:45] WHAAAAAT?!

[02:31:51] We won the round!

[02:31:52] Hey, we won!

[02:31:54] Jack!

[02:31:55] HOW THE FUCK IS THAT A HEADCHART?!

[02:31:58] HOW?!

[02:31:59] What's tan she had 200 bits junk. Oh, how are you doing today? Since you always ask us purple heart emoji

[02:32:08] Thank you, dude. I'm having probably one of the best days of our lives. I

[02:32:12] wrote out of the bed

[02:32:14] Goon

[02:32:16] Wait swimming

[02:32:17] Got on Xbox it can't get any better than that like this is probably a 9.7 out of 10 day

[02:32:24] We're gonna hit champion

[02:32:25] We're gonna win a rocket a tournament chat if we a champion tonight and when a rocket a tournament

[02:32:31] This would be the most successful stream of my life

[02:32:33] Rose 42 cheer to 200 bits when are you going to twitch con again so I can beat you in Siege again egg

[02:32:46] Yeah, you know what it's time to lock in I'm owing to let me hey, it's time to lock in

[02:32:55] I

[02:33:06] Look warm

[02:33:08] 7,210 cheered 200 bits. Hey vice. This is what you get for turning off TTS on your streams pregnant man emoji

[02:33:25] pregnant man emoji pregnant man emoji pregnant man emoji you look like tony

[02:33:32] parker but that that that's a compliment dude tony parker has rings but

[02:33:38] secure the area keep the bombs protected let's tighten the fuck up let's get

[02:33:44] champion bitch

[02:33:47] one game one game one game one game blank is cool cheer 200 bits jinx to ignore all

[02:34:00] the love you all bastard yeah I'm wearing a headband so y'all can't make fun of me

[02:34:06] being bald but it's like dude guys let it go let it go yeah I went bald four days

[02:34:11] I'm gonna completely ignore whatever the fuck I just heard in my ears.

[02:34:39] I'm pretty sure I have grounds to like, sue you for that.

[02:34:54] Why underscore Halo, OOT-Shared 500 bits, you jinxed see when is Star Wars Battlefront streamin' waiting for it.

[02:35:09] Hiiiiis!

[02:35:13] I don't know- I don't know look like Cabrusa!

[02:35:23] Hi-mice, I see you clicking shit!

[02:35:24] You wanna get punched!

[02:35:27] The underscore STR-8 underscore panda cheered 200 bits.

[02:35:32] Good luck, bro.

[02:35:33] Ignore the trolls.

[02:35:35] Sending love.

[02:35:39] Humboop 6 cheered 200 bits, why are you cosplaying as a bald mole, Nat?

[02:36:07] Why I can't about to lose it all.

[02:36:10] Herbal vision cheered 200 bits, jinxed he or my favorite streamer ignored the hate and

[02:36:38] going to burn it tonight give a sesh got cheered 200 bits hello

[02:37:08] Don't judge you look like the type of guy who owns a Vespa and doesn't drive it.

[02:37:13] Woooo!

[02:37:17] Alright, I think my KD with DTS is one in eleven. I gotta turn this shit off.

[02:37:21] I can't hear! I CAN'T FUCKING HEAR! I CAN'T FUCKING HEAR!

[02:37:26] FUCK! FUCK!

[02:37:30] I can't hear! I can't hear! He's inside my pussy and I can't hear him. What is that?

[02:37:37] Dogman cheered 200 bits我說 jinxed see love your streams man love from PA in one of jose mods

[02:37:44] You guys are the best to ever do it. Love you my boy. Ja you know what?

[02:37:49] We'll finish this game no It's not a scam it's not a scam chat now. It's camera now

[02:37:57] Shut up now, there's been I'm a man of my word. We'll finish this game

[02:38:01] Well, for this game, this TTS shit is annoying. Dead ass. This shit is annoying, bro. Dead ass.

[02:38:11] Kelanito cheered 200 bits. Kelanito here. I've noticed you've grown increasingly more hostile with me when I did nothing wrong. Kelanito out.

[02:38:22] Kelanito, you've harassed me for a month! What do you mean nothing wrong?

[02:38:31] You've been asking for a fucking month!

[02:38:35] Like a month!

[02:38:39] Jack, take me to my gift to the Jack.

[02:38:43] I was looking over at the work, I'd like to put it together.

[02:38:47] We're not milk-shared 200 bits. Good Lord Chunky, I didn't know Halloween came early.

[02:38:55] Yo, is somebody in here playing on a Nintendo Switch?

[02:38:58] every time we load in it takes 11 fucking minutes fuck I'm on skyscraper I

[02:39:08] can't hear jack shit even someone's on a Nintendo switch fuck fuck fuck yes Co's

[02:39:19] underscore cheered 200 bits just started watching you for the past six

[02:39:24] months your home city so enjoyable to watch much love brother thank you my dude

[02:39:30] appreciate your own three yeah I can't get a job on TTS it's not even because of

[02:39:36] the TTS it's because I have to plug my headset into my PC and it makes everything

[02:39:40] quiet hi bye make the game sound louder please if you can because I can't I

[02:39:45] couldn't if somebody was coming in my ass I wouldn't be able to hear if

[02:39:49] If someone was coming in my ass, I wouldn't be able to hear it.

[02:39:53] Darkest noob zero, Q&A to me.

[02:39:57] Hello, Jinky. Hope your day is going amazing. Just wanted to ask what the thing is in the bottom left of my screen is.

[02:40:19] It's a war zone! I can't even get out of the spot! It's a fucking war zone!

[02:40:26] Is it clear to Stuart Cheehan at 200 bits? Yo, Giddy, why don't you look at YouTube

[02:40:34] chat? Her chat is filling with eventful scenes.

[02:40:40] Thanks for the camera! Ha ha ha ha!

[02:40:47] What? What? What? What? What? What?

[02:40:53] That's you bitch!

[02:41:02] The Hammond 31 cheered 200 bits.

[02:41:05] Is it a good time for a new player to start playing Siege?

[02:41:17] What is that yellow paint me?

[02:41:30] What is that yellow paint me?

[02:41:33] Pick who underscored cheered 200 bits.

[02:41:37] Hey Douglas, I am still waiting for the payment on the viewer.

[02:41:41] What is that yellow paint?

[02:41:43] MAIN!

[02:41:45] HE'S NOT THERE!

[02:41:47] FUCK!

[02:41:49] If you don't have an exact ping,

[02:41:51] DON'T

[02:41:53] FUCKING

[02:41:55] PING!

[02:41:57] Like, I'm looking at the close corner

[02:41:59] and he's close right.

[02:42:01] AHHHH!

[02:42:03] I'm looking close left and he's close right.

[02:42:05] GOD!

[02:42:09] What does that mean? What does that mean?

[02:42:13] So we are not doing the same mistakes

[02:42:17] Why do my teammate leave I got once you made running around may land me in the ears

[02:42:22] And then one of my teammates you said you know what fuck it

[02:42:25] I'm gonna go get a pop-tart hasn't came back this motherfucker's been gone for eight minutes. Where is he?

[02:42:34] You look like shit dude, thanks man the creature is mad

[02:42:39] Subject one is losing it

[02:42:41] He's the underscore the underscore 863 cheered 200 bits Nicholas thanks for the

[02:42:48] selfie earlier but you forgot my fries apparently ate them he left and said

[02:42:54] it has more kills than you I don't know how many times I have to explain this if

[02:43:01] I have TTS in my head my head that is plugged into my PC not my controller so

[02:43:11] The audio is shit. I can't hear shit on the PC

[02:43:19] 200 bits here's some support person in suit levitating emoji person in suit levitating

[02:43:28] Person in suit levitating emoji person in suit levitating emoji person in suit levitating emoji

[02:43:34] long

[02:43:41] And

[02:44:03] Hi guys, I need you to fix this audio and I need you to fix it now.

[02:44:06] Crank it up or something!

[02:44:08] I RISE!

[02:44:12] THAT'S NOT WHAT I SAID!

[02:44:14] ...in sheer 200 bits.

[02:44:16] Can you please perish, you fractured?

[02:44:18] ...location and defuses.

[02:44:28] What is threatening me?

[02:44:29] What the fuck is that thing in there?

[02:44:44] Boree, the hunger's poured out of the genie to 200 bits. Your jinx, I love your screens and videos much better than a spittitsel.

[02:44:51] The accuser is now secured.

[02:44:59] The

[02:45:08] The cuter is no longer in your possession.

[02:45:16] The enemy legione cheered 200 bits, ropes or overflow.

[02:45:21] How about far this distance you can roll?

[02:45:29] I am going to steal the wheel of siege video okay jink jink

[02:45:55] I'm the goat!

[02:45:57] I'm the goat!

[02:45:59] I'm the goat!

[02:46:01] Come on!

[02:46:03] Let's fucking go!

[02:46:05] This game ended over?

[02:46:07] What the fuck is on your head?

[02:46:09] I'm locking in, bro. It's a headbash.

[02:46:11] I'm getting champ today, buddy.

[02:46:13] And I'm winning a rock-n-roll tournament.

[02:46:15] You nearly won cheered 200 bits.

[02:46:17] Hey, jinx, see, look.

[02:46:19] I'm getting champ today, buddy.

[02:46:21] I'm getting champ today, buddy.

[02:46:23] It's hey jinx. See love the streams. Good luck hitting champs sending love from Kentucky

[02:46:29] Thank you now asking for a friend

[02:46:33] Where the fuck is our teammate?

[02:46:36] He has been gone for three rounds

[02:46:39] Like I will put a this is what I'm talking about this is what I'm talking about Jixi. Why can't you hit him?

[02:46:46] Okay, I can't you hit him. I don't know Frank

[02:46:50] maybe because my teammate joins a game then leaves after the second route.

[02:46:55] Zero subbed cheer to 200 bits.

[02:46:58] You've been real quiet since Carter dropped that YouTube video exposing you Pinhead Larry.

[02:47:04] Carter did what? Wait, wait, wait, wait, Carter did what?

[02:47:14] Sorry, Jinxy, I'm busy with your mom.

[02:47:16] Oh, you're pretending to be my teammate in ZFK.

[02:47:19] Hot areas, dude.

[02:47:20] Hot areas.

[02:47:21] Chat.

[02:47:22] Listen, it's two to three.

[02:47:25] Guys.

[02:47:26] Siki cheered 200px.

[02:47:27] After this game, TGSR.

[02:47:28] Page Inc.

[02:47:29] See lover streams bro, keep it up.

[02:47:34] Also sending love from Australia.

[02:47:36] You're such an egghead.

[02:47:37] I hope you lose all these games.

[02:47:39] But you said, no, you said you were sending love.

[02:47:45] Oh, no, you need to use your drone to locate a bomb.

[02:47:50] You fucking liar! You lied!

[02:48:04] Ruling's cheered 200 bits. You look like the thumb man from Spy Pigs.

[02:48:09] No I don't!

[02:48:11] I thought you had 500,000 viewers now, holy f**k off! Bro, it was a viewbot, dumbass!

[02:48:33] You've spotted me against my will!

[02:48:35] I've been watching you for a long time. How are you liking it?

[02:48:46] A.L.T.

[02:48:55] It's not a bad spot on the block.

[02:48:59] No one's rolling.

[02:49:00] You're dead, you're- You're so stupid, you're so dumb, you're so stupid.

[02:49:07] You're so dumb.

[02:49:09] She had 200 bits.

[02:49:11] Follows bits is on TikTok, follows bits is on TikTok, follows bits is on TikTok, follows

[02:49:16] bits is on TikTok.

[02:49:17] Alright!

[02:49:18] Why are they still peeking?

[02:49:20] I don't know, G-team.

[02:49:22] Maybe it's because we're better than you.

[02:49:26] No one's better than me talking, but-

[02:49:29] You must recover to the future.

[02:49:31] Oh, my old team died.

[02:49:32] Yeah, okay.

[02:49:33] One friendly.

[02:49:34] So I killed two people, then my entire team died.

[02:49:42] So X100 cheered 200 bits.

[02:49:45] I got to head into the tail.

[02:49:47] I swam but I'm not a fish.

[02:49:49] Tiny and crooked.

[02:49:50] I stuck life with a wick.

[02:49:52] How do I get...

[02:49:54] two gills!

[02:49:56] And then my entire...

[02:49:58] Don't shit him, guys!

[02:50:03] Alright, game's over, T-Jets over. Game's over.

[02:50:07] Yo.

[02:50:13] It's taking everything my power to not punch this.

[02:50:16] So my teammate's gamertag was Bonnie Blue, and he went 1-6.

[02:50:20] Then I had Fear Monger, who went 4-1, then left the game after 2 rounds.

[02:50:26] rounds. Why? We don't know. Nobody knows. Let's check the Rocket League tournaments. I want to see

[02:50:31] how much time we have to play ranked. If my memory serves correct, there should be a 3D3 tournament at

[02:50:38] 8pm and a 2v2 tournament at 10pm. If my memory serves correct, I'm loading up every game besides

[02:50:48] Rocket League. Am I fucking dumb or stupid? Fuck! Chad, I believe we have a chat. Can you help

[02:50:55] Not tell me?

[02:51:02] Just play?

[02:51:04] When is the 3v3 tournament? 8?

[02:51:08] Solo champ? Yeah, but what do you want me to do?

[02:51:11] Bro, bro, you're setting solo champ, then you're doing a laughing emoji like you're funny.

[02:51:15] What do you want me to do?

[02:51:19] Okay, we got a 3v3 tournament at 8, 2v2 at...

[02:51:21] We can play Siege for another hour bro I want to get champed oh my god why does my team

[02:51:29] have to leave bro if our teammate didn't leave we probably win that game.

[02:51:34] If our teammate doesn't leave we probably win that game.

[02:51:40] I didn't get coffee chat let's stream all night guys.

[02:51:49] with the controller inside my ass.

[02:51:53] How do you think we're the 200 Abidities?

[02:51:54] Love from Utah, just kidding, fuck you, okay.

[02:51:59] Chad, we got one hour, 30 minutes

[02:52:03] until Rocket League Tournament time.

[02:52:13] I just shed my pants.

[02:52:15] I just shed my pants.

[02:52:17] Chad, I'm telling you.

[02:52:19] Okay, we're still okay now. We're five games away from champ. Is this ever gonna end am I ever gonna get champ?

[02:52:25] Bro, I don't know my teammate just leaves. There's nothing I can do

[02:52:29] Why would you play a ranked game? I just miss about thinking about it

[02:52:33] Why would you get on ranked if you're gonna leave?

[02:52:38] Right when the game starts

[02:52:41] This chair sell it out

[02:52:46] Spooky thank you for the five gifts

[02:52:49] Yo, Cumco, did you ever get Yeager Black Ice?

[02:52:57] What do you think, buddy?

[02:53:00] What do you think, buddy?

[02:53:01] Does it look like I got Yeager Black Ice?

[02:53:04] Does it appear that way?

[02:53:06] No, I didn't.

[02:53:09] I never did.

[02:53:10] Okay, let's look at the maps.

[02:53:32] Dogshit!

[02:53:34] Dogshit!

[02:53:36] Dogshit!

[02:53:38] mad dog shit

[02:53:41] villa villa villa villa villa

[02:53:44] fuck

[02:53:49] ok listen listen listen

[02:53:54] even though canal is a shitty map

[02:53:57] I'm good at canal

[02:53:59] does that make sense?

[02:54:00] even though canal is a shit map

[02:54:02] I'm good at it

[02:54:04] rogue to copper

[02:54:05] oh dude you're a comedian

[02:54:07] Bro, you're fucking hilarious.

[02:54:10] Bro, you're a copper.

[02:54:12] Yo, this guy's a comedian.

[02:54:15] Get him on Saturday Night Live.

[02:54:18] Brother, it's copper to champ.

[02:54:20] Point blank period.

[02:54:22] You ugly motherfucker.

[02:54:25] Cope, we didn't ask.

[02:54:27] Yo, guys, yesterday...

[02:54:30] Listen, I keep seeing this fucking stupid ass sperm had in my mouth.

[02:54:34] Guys yesterday sure y'all had fun. It was a new emote now. It's about drawing them out in the sand. No more sperm

[02:54:51] Thanks for covering your forehead bro

[02:54:54] You serious

[02:54:56] Hey, Jinxy, I would slap the shit out of you

[02:54:59] road to thumb

[02:55:01] Jack, uh, could we get some lava to Jack? I don't know.

[02:55:04] Security area. I'm out of the champion. You might want to be here for this.

[02:55:07] God!

[02:55:17] I need my...

[02:55:19] There was a time.

[02:55:26] Bomb location compromised, the plan accordingly.

[02:55:31] Hey, Jinx, can you crack me?

[02:55:38] Down to ten seconds.

[02:55:40] No.

[02:55:41] Absolutely not.

[02:55:42] Five seconds.

[02:55:43] I will not be cracking any of these guys.

[02:55:47] Get ready to engage.

[02:56:03] What is he doing?

[02:56:04] Why is he looking at a door that's closed?

[02:56:14] What's happening today?

[02:56:15] Today's one of those days.

[02:56:16] I don't know.

[02:56:17] What is happening?

[02:56:24] Swim in, mate!

[02:56:33] I HURT HIM!

[02:56:35] BAAAAAAAH!

[02:56:37] Why did my shotgun just do stabbing damage? Does that anybody know?

[02:56:41] You know what, we might get on rock and dig early.

[02:56:46] Yeah, I got a teammate trying to kill me, and then Doka beat eating a shotgun.

[02:56:54] One friendly remaining.

[02:56:55] We should fail.

[02:56:56] All friendly.

[02:56:57] What?

[02:56:58] It's like once every three days, I'll get on Siege, and all of my teammates will

[02:57:08] be Satan's bombs.

[02:57:10] last game there was a kid trying to melee me, right, just meleeing me for no reason endlessly,

[02:57:15] trying to win the round, all I hear is whoop, whoop! Then there was another kid on the same

[02:57:19] team last game who left after five minutes. Now I get into another game and my teammate

[02:57:24] immediately tries to shoot me in the head. Like, I don't know, I don't know, I just

[02:57:30] want to get championed. God! I'm just a boy! I'm just a boy! Like, why do you

[02:57:38] Why do you have to be so chuddy?

[02:57:40] Why do you have to be so chuddy, man?

[02:57:42] I don't understand.

[02:57:44] Crack me, please.

[02:57:46] Brother, I'm not cracking any of y'all.

[02:57:54] Uh, chat, my mom just sent me, like,

[02:57:56] literally the sweetest message ever.

[02:58:02] I love my mom, dude.

[02:58:04] Chat, my mom said,

[02:58:06] I love you, honey, so blessed to be your mom with a heart emoji.

[02:58:11] That is, like, the most beautiful thing I ever read, dude.

[02:58:19] Chad, I love my mom.

[02:58:20] You're the area.

[02:58:21] Chad!

[02:58:22] Two in the chat if you love your mom!

[02:58:31] Raise the balloons, go now.

[02:58:33] that's just made my day dude that literally just made my day

[02:58:55] Jack that's just made my freaking game

[02:59:01] That's just made my day dude

[02:59:04] Two in the chat if you love your mom

[02:59:06] Jack two in the chat if you love your mom

[02:59:11] Three in the chat if you could beat my question

[02:59:25] Is that a shield?

[02:59:27] Is that a shield?

[02:59:33] I got the kill!

[02:59:39] Let's go baby!

[02:59:41] Chad I thought it was gonna die there

[02:59:43] Bro, oh my god!

[02:59:45] Let's actually go y'all!

[02:59:51] No, you're getting banned!

[02:59:53] getting banned you are getting banned oh my god atomic diver you're getting banned

[03:00:00] you're getting banned no no you're getting yo get him out I can't watch

[03:00:04] stuff bro we gotta get this guy banned I'm getting off siege bro I'm getting this

[03:00:14] This guy banned.

[03:00:15] C-4 out.

[03:00:16] C-4!

[03:00:17] Is that pronus?

[03:00:21] Is Katie pronus?

[03:00:28] What was it?

[03:00:29] You don't want to know!

[03:00:30] Don't tell him!

[03:00:31] You don't want to know!

[03:00:33] Call the death?

[03:00:34] No, here's what I'm going to do.

[03:00:35] Atomic diver, since you want to be weird and toxic, thank God it's my witness.

[03:00:40] As soon as this game ends, buddy.

[03:00:43] I am going to see your real gamertag, because your remote is going to get turned off.

[03:00:47] I'm going to take a picture of it, just like that, and then I'm going to report your real

[03:00:50] gamertag, and you will be banned within three hours on a bomb diffuser in play.

[03:00:55] And bro, I hope you spent nine years on this.

[03:00:57] You should fail.

[03:00:58] All right, we're done.

[03:00:59] You want a T-field?

[03:01:00] Fine, sure.

[03:01:01] But then you want a job.

[03:01:02] Please don't show it.

[03:01:03] Please don't show it.

[03:01:04] You don't need it.

[03:01:05] Thank God.

[03:01:06] Thank God.

[03:01:07] No, it was not.

[03:01:08] No, it was...

[03:01:09] No, no.

[03:01:10] Jack, if you don't know what it was, it's better if you don't know.

[03:01:13] it's better if you don't know it is better if you don't know it's better if

[03:01:19] you don't know

[03:01:24] road to unranked you fucking child

[03:01:29] seriously like no seriously dude dude seriously road to unranked you fucking

[03:01:36] child how toxic are you

[03:01:43] See, he's just gonna keep being weird.

[03:01:45] He's just gonna keep being weird, bro.

[03:01:47] Oh my god, this kid is such a loser.

[03:01:49] Oh my god.

[03:01:51] This kid is such a loser.

[03:01:53] He's just gonna keep drawing stupid shit on the walls.

[03:02:05] Pick up Emiliano later

[03:02:07] for Rocket League tonight.

[03:02:09] Yeah, Gucci, congratulations.

[03:02:11] that's a worse idea of the year.

[03:02:12] Emiliano is not only the worst player

[03:02:15] to ever pick up a controller,

[03:02:16] he's the worst player to ever turn on a matchbox.

[03:02:19] I'm going to kill you.

[03:02:26] Don't even think about it.

[03:02:38] Draw it on the wall and I'm going to get it.

[03:02:39] I'm team killing you.

[03:02:40] Draw it on the wall and I'm team killing you.

[03:02:41] I swear to God, I will pop you in the face.

[03:02:42] I swear to God, I won't pop you in the face!

[03:02:45] I'm already dead, and your effect is accordingly.

[03:02:48] Yeah, that's what I thought.

[03:02:50] Watch it, drought on the wall, watch it out.

[03:02:52] Watch it out, watch it out.

[03:02:57] Five seconds to insertion.

[03:03:02] Loading time!

[03:03:02] Located by off-board.

[03:03:04] You can find it.

[03:03:08] Loading new magazine.

[03:03:12] This only happens when I play on stream.

[03:03:25] This only happens when I play on stream.

[03:03:27] Literally.

[03:03:28] You can keep going like a banned thing on the wall.

[03:03:35] What a loser, dude.

[03:03:38] such a

[03:03:59] why is it so lonely there is no reason i was

[03:04:03] Oh wait I think I know what. Good call.

[03:04:10] Oh my god, it's like bro, I'm just trying to play the game dude. I'm not like I understand, but I'm just, I'm just trying to play the game, man.

[03:04:18] I have so much fun playing this game all stream. And then every time I play an all stream, I feel like someone spends me over and plows me in the ass.

[03:04:33] How's the inside? How is the inside? How's the inside? How's the inside?

[03:04:53] Oh my god, this is so annoying. There are literally kids following me around, tea bagging,

[03:05:00] and nothing there's a kid team killing and then drawing a band fucking symbol on the wall oh

[03:05:06] my god like this is insane like how are you this much of a failure your mom should have swallowed you

[03:05:16] i'm going to report the ever-living fuck out of this guy i'm not bluffing i would have been left

[03:05:22] this game but i'm gonna see it through just so i can see his real game attack and get him literally

[03:05:28] being I'm gonna beam the fuck out of this account hey Jinxie I think Amelia

[03:05:36] wants to play siege in a nutshell bro here's the thing it's actually not

[03:05:41] that's the thing when I play this game off-stream this never happens I have a

[03:05:48] hidden gamer tag all my teammates have hidden gamer tags it's only when I play

[03:05:52] this game on stream that's why in the new season it's probably a good

[03:05:55] idea to stack because like if I go in solo on the new season this is good this

[03:06:00] is gonna be every game and I'm just gonna get off what do you mean team

[03:06:07] blaming what do you mean to locate a bomb killing me justice for Emiliano

[03:06:13] hey bro I'm not playing with Emiliano he's the worst video game player of

[03:06:17] all time I'm not playing with Emiliano

[03:06:25] I mean, just prepare to get baited.

[03:06:44] Atomic diver, after this game, I'm reporting you at the speed of sound.

[03:06:53] You found the bomb. Make your way to its location and defuse it.

[03:07:00] Alright, let's play the game! We're losing!

[03:07:11] Amelioro stream wind! Never!

[03:07:23] C-Band thinking about getting bent me over and freeing by me.

[03:07:37] WC-Band.

[03:07:38] I'll go back to the operator standing.

[03:07:45] You must recover the next user.

[03:07:49] Don't activate it.

[03:07:56] Are you made of metal?

[03:08:03] My god, don't lie!

[03:08:09] Keep up the good work, James.

[03:08:14] Thank you, bro.

[03:08:16] Thank you, dude.

[03:08:18] Thank you, man.

[03:08:20] Thank you, bro.

[03:08:22] Thank you, dude. Thank you, man. Thank you, bro. Thank you, dude. Thank you, dude. Thank you.

[03:08:30] Thank you, bro. You made a fool of me! Yo, chat. I'm losing it. I'm losing my mind.

[03:08:40] I'm losing my mind. Chat, how is it bad to eat if I shot him in the stomach three times?

[03:08:52] another one in ten band buddy Jack if I go well it's not possible to go one of

[03:09:00] ten band Jack I'll tell you what if I go okay if I finish this game with one

[03:09:07] kill 200 get this if I finish this game with one kill 200 get that a job

[03:09:13] Watch unless I get team killed if I get team killed doesn't count if I get team killed doesn't count

[03:09:24] Yo atomic diver I see you're doing this thing where like you're trying to like try and

[03:09:31] Like you're scared of getting banned now

[03:09:34] your atomic diver you literally drew a

[03:09:37] a band symbol on the wall, a TOS symbol on the wall, not even TOS. You literally drew

[03:09:44] a heinous disgusting symbol on the wall. And then on top of that team kill, like, bro, your

[03:09:50] accounts go. I promise you, like, I literally can text devs that can have you banned and

[03:09:55] third. I'm not kidding. Like, I'm not like atomic. And it's Tuesday. This is when devs

[03:10:01] are in the office. Like atomic, you're getting banned on everything I love. You're

[03:10:05] getting back you have your lab your account's gone I can see insertion

[03:10:08] gone you can see number one bottom five different five seconds before insertion

[03:10:15] right I hope you had a rare scan on this account you're playing this job for

[03:10:19] nine years I cannot wait to see you get beat

[03:10:27] he's like trying to try it's like no bro you're back you may as well see

[03:10:32] Keep grieving.

[03:10:54] DC, you ruined my life. How?

[03:10:57] How did I ruin your life?

[03:11:02] I can't even see him!

[03:11:04] My God!

[03:11:06] What?!

[03:11:18] Oh my God!

[03:11:20] I'm just kidding, man.

[03:11:22] No, no, no.

[03:11:24] I'm getting this fucker banned!

[03:11:26] I'm getting this fucker...

[03:11:28] No, I'm getting this motherfucker banned!

[03:11:30] And taxi with that right now that if user has been recovered

[03:12:00] It's not Cortisol Spike. Look at what he's drawing on the wall!

[03:12:18] I'm the last operator standing.

[03:12:21] I'm full neutralized. Mission successful.

[03:12:30] I'm about to lose my mind on this fucking game.

[03:12:35] This is the only game like this.

[03:12:36] I'm telling you, there's no other game like this.

[03:12:40] There is no other game like this.

[03:12:45] There is a guy stream sniping and team killing drawing that on the wall.

[03:12:56] guys I'm like I'm literally braver than what do you mean not that deep it's

[03:13:10] deeper than the Marriottis stretch it's not welcome to champ yo bro am I is this

[03:13:20] thing on is this my is this thing working is this my phone it's not

[03:13:24] Welcome to champ this doesn't happen when I'm not streaming this only happens when I'm streaming no one does this when I'm not streaming

[03:13:33] It's not welcome to champ

[03:13:46] We need to locate a bomb

[03:13:54] I'm actually losing my mind. I'm losing my mind. I'm at, I'm at something losing my mind.

[03:14:09] This is insane.

[03:14:16] Are you gonna do a wave chat? What?

[03:14:19] Or it's a headband.

[03:14:21] I'm not mad. I'm not mad at all. The guy should be bad. Period.

[03:14:31] You found the bomb. It should be in location in the future.

[03:14:34] It's better to hide something.

[03:14:35] I saw you. I guess.

[03:14:40] I'm so unbearable.

[03:14:44] High-fives! My cortisol is fine!

[03:14:51] I'm going to get two and kill them.

[03:15:05] Three, two, one.

[03:15:44] Get it, get me out of here!

[03:15:47] Ah, like, like...

[03:15:48] Is that a spoi?

[03:15:49] What?

[03:15:50] What am I doing?

[03:15:52] Alright!

[03:15:53] Right on my head!

[03:15:55] What the fuck is going on?

[03:15:57] Yeah, we're one friendly.

[03:16:03] My bag, my fort is on its own!

[03:16:08] I'm dying to, like, god damn pretty bad.

[03:16:11] And this is always how it goes, like when stream snipers are on my team, they do everything

[03:16:20] and their power to lose the game, and then when they're on the other team, they act

[03:16:24] like it's an SI Grand Finals like Map 7.

[03:16:29] I forgot how unstreamable this fucking game is, like literally.

[03:16:32] I can only play this game with a stack.

[03:16:34] There's no, like when the new season comes out, there's no way I could play solo.

[03:16:40] There's no way, there's no way, there's literally no way.

[03:16:46] 200 gifted, chat the game's not over.

[03:16:51] I've gotten one tap twice this game.

[03:16:54] I've gotten one tap twice this game.

[03:16:55] This is actually insane.

[03:17:02] I would have been left this game,

[03:17:04] but I just gotta get this cat banned.

[03:17:05] So I have to wait till the end of the game

[03:17:06] to see if it's real game attack is about to be removed.

[03:17:08] I'm gonna take a deep breath chat.

[03:17:10] I'm glad I have an aneurysm.

[03:17:20] Protect the bombs.

[03:17:40] All right, get them back.

[03:18:10] I

[03:19:10] good night

[03:19:20] One more remaining.

[03:19:31] He's got a reply saying one.

[03:19:43] Now that is the power of a Valkyrie cam, bro.

[03:19:45] That is the power of a Valkyrie cam, bro.

[03:19:47] Jack, that's what I'm...

[03:19:50] Hi guys. Today is not the day! Why is it swimming?

[03:19:59] Hi guys. What is my life? Literally, literally, what is my life?

[03:20:05] There's a swimming spurn sound on my stream.

[03:20:10] Why did God let you win the race? You're a special Jay. What the fuck is that supposed to mean?

[03:20:17] you have us honestly put the delay to one second they're all stream sniping

[03:20:22] anyways I put it to five put it to five like how about they're all sniping

[03:20:26] anyway it doesn't it's not that the delay it's like I don't know I was passionate

[03:20:31] like stream sniping

[03:20:47] I'm trying to figure out because I do love solo queueing.

[03:20:57] Offstream.

[03:20:58] On stream I would rather be plowed in the ass.

[03:21:01] Literally.

[03:21:02] I would rather have OD monobone bend me over a table than play solo queues each when there's

[03:21:07] snipers on my teams.

[03:21:10] 10 seconds, insertion in 5 seconds, proceed to bomb location and defuse it, deal, I'm

[03:21:26] not no, I'm not saying for you guys to fuck me, I'm saying OG my phone dude, reloading,

[03:21:36] Come with me

[03:21:46] Yeah, stop saying deal stop saying deal

[03:23:06] Moving back!

[03:23:22] One friendly operator remaining

[03:23:32] Operator standing

[03:24:06] I just want to get out of this canal match!

[03:24:28] Jesus!

[03:24:29] I just want to get out.

[03:24:34] I just wanted to get out, I just wanted to get out, I just wanted to get out, I didn't even want to play this match!

[03:24:47] He has a shotgun, yeah I know, but if I play I'm just gonna sprint, and then I'm just really dead.

[03:24:53] I was hoping he was at least like 70 HP after killing three of my teammates, but of course he was full HP.

[03:25:04] This shit is, like, this shit is actually annoying.

[03:25:10] If, uh, atomic diver wasn't blitz-flashing me in the face and running out the last guy would've won.

[03:25:23] Have you ever considered becoming a streamer? Please don't.

[03:25:27] Appreciate that, Dato.

[03:25:29] All right, overtime match point.

[03:25:31] There's still life in dummy.

[03:25:41] Take the headband off.

[03:25:43] Fine, fine.

[03:25:45] I already know you guys are still calling me an alien, bro.

[03:25:47] Fine, I'll take it off.

[03:25:59] 10 seconds to insert you you alien you five seconds in counting creature

[03:26:09] welcome to Earth you've got the spiky Batman on here

[03:26:59] Still

[03:27:02] You look like tatter one but without any muscles

[03:28:29] Five beats me, I mean, I don't know when it rains in force.

[03:28:36] I just, I can't get a bucket.

[03:28:38] Oh my god, it's also like I don't want to win because it's absolutely fucking disgusting.

[03:28:42] Fuck this dog, man, it's all my team.

[03:28:45] It's like, ah!

[03:28:46] It's one-trended.

[03:28:47] I'm under remaining.

[03:28:48] It's just, it's so hard to play with this shit.

[03:28:51] Like, I'm definitely failed.

[03:28:54] Oh, friendly. If I didn't fetch this guy in GTA...

[03:28:59] I would do anything. You know what? I'm just... I'm just gonna get something.

[03:29:02] I'm just gonna get something.

[03:29:07] Of course, promise 5-HP. Just cause someone's creeping on my team, so I have no reason.

[03:29:11] Okay.

[03:29:14] Let's report this fucking loser!

[03:29:17] 20 Pickle, 7-3-9-0.

[03:29:20] And there's the Ubi Connect.

[03:29:24] right there. You punch like a girl. Appreciate it, I'm in. What is happening? Alright, teach

[03:29:46] Like literally you're- you're- I-

[03:29:48] I'm not in there!

[03:29:50] Let's see what level he is.

[03:29:52] Hopefully he's like a really high level that has like thousands of hours on the game.

[03:29:55] That'll be fucking awesome.

[03:29:58] Unless it's literally just a Smurf account to stream tonight.

[03:30:08] Fuzzy Pickle.

[03:30:09] How much do you focus now?

[03:30:11] Oh here he is, right here.

[03:30:16] Let's check him out okay. This is the guy

[03:30:22] He's champ. Oh

[03:30:25] Nice his account is pretty old good. What level does he?

[03:30:32] Clearance level, what does it say about?

[03:30:37] Now he's got some he's got some reps on here good holy shit get fucking beat

[03:30:46] Mmm nice thousand hours rest in piss that account is themed on guy. All right, cool

[03:30:59] It's like I still want to play it it's just

[03:31:03] I'm about to lose diamond one if I keep playing though. I

[03:31:06] Mean, I'll get on rock. I think it's 20 minutes. It's just like I want to play the game

[03:31:11] But it's just so hard to play when someone's team killings

[03:31:13] Not only that, but it's all the little things like team killing, shooting my claymores,

[03:31:19] blitz flashing me in the face when we're about to win.

[03:31:21] I mean, I would just knock you out here in GTA.

[03:31:25] I'm going to go pee.

[03:31:26] I mean, I guess if I just get snipers and greepers on my team every game, I literally have to lose.

[03:32:43] Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

[03:32:46] Jack!

[03:32:47] Jack, I swear to God I'm not trolling.

[03:32:53] I swear to God I'm not trolling.

[03:32:57] I swear to God.

[03:33:04] Drake made text to me and said,

[03:33:07] Rocket League in March, I will be back from vacation.

[03:33:17] Oh my God, what a day!

[03:33:22] Rocket League would drape Mayhew?

[03:33:24] Oh, that'll be cinema.

[03:33:29] That'll be cinema.

[03:33:31] Jettie literally just texted me like three minutes ago.

[03:33:34] Wow.

[03:33:36] Guys, that is cinema.

[03:33:41] That is cinema, dude.

[03:33:44] Why would Drake May associate himself with an alien?

[03:33:47] Secure the-

[03:33:48] Alright, chat.

[03:33:49] Okay, learn this up here.

[03:33:50] I'm not- you guys know I'm actually an alien, right?

[03:33:54] Like, I didn't fly in on a UFO from Mars!

[03:33:59] I'm not actually an alien.

[03:34:19] I'm not actually an alien.

[03:34:27] You're the worst streamer ever.

[03:34:29] Yo, bro.

[03:34:30] Yo, you're- you're- you're-

[03:34:32] Ah, poor little kid.

[03:34:34] Why did I just see a message from a guy named-

[03:34:39] And that quote,

[03:34:40] Junko has craft.

[03:34:42] How the fuck would you know?

[03:34:49] Bro, how the fuck would you know?

[03:34:51] What do you mean Junko has craft?

[03:34:57] of

[03:35:04] death

[03:35:07] of

[03:35:12] death

[03:35:14] of

[03:35:16] death

[03:35:19] of

[03:35:26] I need some help!

[03:35:33] I'm getting riled in!

[03:35:40] I need some help!

[03:35:47] I need some help!

[03:35:54] Help! I'm getting Riley Reed in! Where are you at?

[03:36:02] We've failed. All friends are in trouble.

[03:36:07] Like, I'm legitimately about a logic controller on my ass.

[03:36:11] No, like, legitimately.

[03:36:14] Hey, Gensie, Emilio wants to play with you.

[03:36:17] I'll play rock-n-league with Emilio when hell freezes over!

[03:36:22] He's the worst player I've ever met!

[03:36:26] If Emilio just never played a tournament that night, I would have won.

[03:36:32] Yo, if I would have gotten...

[03:36:34] We got a tournament of 46 minutes ago.

[03:36:37] If I would have gotten even a remotely competent human being...

[03:36:41] I'm not even kidding.

[03:36:43] A silver, we would have won the tournament.

[03:36:45] Emilio was so fucking bad, he couldn't make contact with DeVol.

[03:36:52] Drop the ego, asshack.

[03:36:56] Yo, none.

[03:36:57] It's not an ego.

[03:36:58] Emilio missed the ball 29 times in four games.

[03:37:02] It's not an ego.

[03:37:04] It's all in the box.

[03:37:06] If Emilio just wasn't on my team, I would have won a tournament.

[03:37:11] Fuck.

[03:37:13] It's all in the box, dude.

[03:37:16] Estrogenboy is angry.

[03:37:18] Yo, bro, you named yourself Cringer69.

[03:37:20] 69 promise you promise you I'm not angry protect the bombs

[03:37:29] Drop the bravado act

[03:37:32] All right, I'm gonna be honest there has okay there has legitimately never been a moment in this stream ever in the last six years

[03:37:39] Where I had a quote unquote bravado act

[03:37:42] What the fuck is that even me?

[03:37:45] bravado act

[03:37:47] Like, are you like a Harvard scholar?

[03:37:51] What?

[03:37:51] Four is located in a bomb.

[03:37:52] Be ready for assault.

[03:37:55] Where are the view bombs?

[03:37:56] Bro, there is no view bombs!

[03:38:08] Ah, four is located in a bomb.

[03:38:10] Get ready to attack.

[03:38:10] Congrats on the child with Bonnie Blue!

[03:38:12] So you legitimately think that child is mine?

[03:38:19] I've never been within 85,000 lives of bodybuilders.

[03:38:24] You're actually that stupid that you think that child is mine.

[03:38:30] Is he inside?

[03:38:33] Yes, 100%, I'm certain.

[03:38:40] Well done!

[03:38:43] Congrats!

[03:38:44] Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!

[03:38:46] Why am I getting congratulated?

[03:38:48] Body blue!

[03:38:50] It's not having a baby with me!

[03:39:00] Nice job, Thermite.

[03:39:02] I can tell you put all five of them in the box.

[03:39:05] Nice job there, Mike. I can tell you put all five brain cells together on that one.

[03:39:22] G-Force!

[03:39:26] Hi, Mike. Do me a favor and ban all the idiots typing congratulations.

[03:39:32] I don't have a kid with body blue!

[03:39:35] I am not the father of body-blood child!

[03:40:01] I had to seek where I have to make a count.

[03:41:01] I'm not losing diamond one yo if I

[03:41:07] I'm not losing diamond one high-fives

[03:41:10] yo high-fives whoever body blue okay

[03:41:14] whoever body blues dad is bro gg to you

[03:41:19] but it's not me high-fives I don't know

[03:41:21] what you're like bro high-fives I have

[03:41:24] never been within 96,000 miles of

[03:41:26] body blue when's the wedding

[03:41:30] Congratulations. You're so ungrateful.

[03:41:33] Congrats, man. Congratulations.

[03:41:36] El Ego. Y'all can't beat that ass, right?

[03:41:44] Hey, Jixi, much love from Illinois. Appreciate that, bro.

[03:41:47] You will be a good dad, sir. Thanks, man, but I actually don't have a kid.

[03:41:52] What is its name? Congrats.

[03:41:55] yo guys stop being a daddy beat dad bros ignoring all the love

[03:42:18] jinxie we're so proud of you you're 40 and you finally have a kid

[03:42:23] I don't have a chance!

[03:42:25] And I'm not for me!

[03:42:27] I'm 24! I'm what you would call a gumbot!

[03:42:31] I'm not for me!

[03:42:33] Fuck!

[03:42:39] Two-fives, a bomb location has been compromised.

[03:42:42] You should name your kid Ameliano.

[03:42:45] No!

[03:43:23] One of you want a Miliano?

[03:43:27] You know I have a theory about a Miliano?

[03:43:30] I personally believe a Miliano may have been sent by the CIA to ensure that I don't get

[03:43:37] out.

[03:43:38] I'll turn my back.

[03:43:39] I think the Miliano might have actually been sent by the CIA.

[03:43:43] I'm not trolling.

[03:43:44] I can't watch this, I'm about to do the smartest thing you've ever seen.

[03:44:09] Don't worry, I got one more coming in.

[03:44:30] No identity believe, a mid-rider was sent by the CIA to ensure that I never win a tournament.

[03:44:37] He was bat-bat, I'm not kidding.

[03:44:41] Can we fast forward to stream, please?

[03:44:44] It's a live stream, dickshits!

[03:44:47] You can't fast forward!

[03:44:50] Up for last, upstanding.

[03:44:59] Max-Card is victorious.

[03:45:00] Hostile the lim-

[03:45:01] Watch Carter's YouTube video. NO!

[03:45:03] Well, speed it up then.

[03:45:08] Yo, I'm not speeding up or slowing down the stream.

[03:45:11] All right?

[03:45:13] Do you want to be slapped?

[03:45:17] You should name the kid Roddy.

[03:45:22] El Ego.

[03:45:24] So let me get this straight.

[03:45:26] Jack, uh, Jackass.

[03:45:28] It's a El Ego because a guy came into my stream

[03:45:32] first-time chatter right away and says can we fast forward to the street so me

[03:45:38] telling him it's a live stream and you can't fast forward to the street is

[03:45:42] somehow a l ego hit champ already Jesus yo bro it's not easy like solo queue into

[03:45:51] champ it's not like some walk in the park thing especially if you get

[03:45:56] extreme snipe. It makes it 90 times harder.

[03:46:02] Quit the tough guy act. What tough guy act? I've openly said multiple times I'm a chud.

[03:46:09] There is no tough guy act.

[03:46:12] L cry baby. You're a chump. Saiyan with the five gifts in it. Saiyan put it in my

[03:46:20] ass. W Saiyan in the chat. Saiyan with the five gift.

[03:46:24] How are you liking Earth?

[03:46:37] Archie, what do you mean?

[03:46:39] I've been here for 24 years.

[03:46:41] Archie, Archie, Archie, this isn't some new thing.

[03:46:47] Aiden with the five gifted. Aiden put it in my ass.

[03:46:57] Ten seconds.

[03:47:02] Five seconds for four insertions.

[03:47:04] Greetings, how you?

[03:47:07] You must locate and defuse the bomb.

[03:47:10] Josh, where the fire gets this?

[03:47:12] Tell me, Josh.

[03:47:33] You have located a bomb.

[03:47:40] Those lips look juicy. Do any of you guys actually watch the game plan?

[03:48:10] can we get a bus he came

[03:48:17] can we get a bus he came

[03:48:24] fire in the hole

[03:48:40] Standing charge!

[03:50:10] Fries Bro Fries.

[03:50:12] Pick it, how's that a donation?

[03:50:15] Fries Bro Fries.

[03:50:17] What?

[03:50:18] Oh, what I was thinking about.

[03:50:21] Oh my God, this is so hard.

[03:50:24] Out of team kill.

[03:50:25] Your chat, obviously I'm not trying to team kill.

[03:50:30] When is the live action Caillou movie out?

[03:50:33] How the fuck would I know?

[03:50:36] How the fuck would I know?

[03:50:40] Hey Jinxy, when was the gesture-maxing-and-crying-emoji-heartbreak-emoji?

[03:50:45] You're broke, go outside.

[03:50:47] Gesture-maxing?

[03:50:49] Just go outside.

[03:50:50] Hey Jinxy, I hate you.

[03:50:53] You snapped to his head.

[03:50:54] How's your girlfriend?

[03:50:59] We love Emiliano, fuck you.

[03:51:01] Okay.

[03:51:02] Yo guys, Emiliano literally ruined my life.

[03:51:05] Like guys, I would have won a tournament

[03:51:08] if it wasn't for Emiliano.

[03:51:10] My tournament record is like 0 in 12.

[03:51:15] I would have won a tournament.

[03:51:19] Welcome to Earth.

[03:51:23] I hope you fall off your chair.

[03:51:25] Thanks, Gabe.

[03:51:27] No, I'm the other...

[03:51:28] Oh my God, speaking of which, we got a tournament in 30 minutes.

[03:51:32] We got a tournament at 30 minutes, y'all.

[03:51:34] You're dragging it.

[03:51:35] It literally happened last night.

[03:51:38] What do you mean I'm dragging?

[03:51:38] It literally happened last night!

[03:51:42] Emiliano literally ruined my life!

[03:51:44] Literally!

[03:51:46] That was last night!

[03:51:47] I can't see to the bomb.

[03:51:52] How expensive is the viewbotting?

[03:51:54] Uh, I-I wouldn't know.

[03:51:55] I don't viewbot.

[03:51:56] Are you fucking dumb?!

[03:52:03] There's an intense second.

[03:52:04] Hey, J.C., could you passionately grab my penis?

[03:52:06] 5 seconds to insertion.

[03:52:13] You found a bomb.

[03:52:14] Make your way to its location and defuse it.

[03:52:16] Is your chair crying for help?

[03:52:17] Oh, no.

[03:52:18] It's just the old chair.

[03:52:20] I'm not 500 pounds.

[03:52:32] Get well soon.

[03:52:33] That one's the worst.

[03:52:34] That one always just sets me off

[03:53:00] How did I get my drone with that wallet?

[03:53:02] I mean, they had a Vapri, so according to my penis, there's going to be about 10 minutes.

[03:53:19] What can I say?

[03:53:50] Nice guys, nice guys, good win!

[03:54:00] Alright, it is now time to win a motherfucking ROCKETING THIRD NAME!

[03:54:08] Alright bro, as long as Emiliano is not in our team, congrats, congratulations.

[03:54:16] It's a boy, congratulations.

[03:54:19] Yo chat, what happened when I was called?

[03:54:24] What happened?

[03:54:26] Legitimately.

[03:54:28] Congrats it's a what?

[03:54:31] I'm so happy for you.

[03:54:34] Well chat, after another session of ranked,

[03:54:36] we are actually further away from champion.

[03:54:40] Zach, thank you for the problem, appreciate you Zach.

[03:54:42] It's a boy. Congratulations, Chad. Yo, Chad, I don't have a kid. Brody coming in the chat

[03:54:54] here dropping a tier once up. Yo, GGs, comma, hate from Indiana, by the way. 100-bit donations

[03:55:04] coming in from Matt. Hey, Jynxie, when are you doing a face reveal? And when you do,

[03:55:09] and you add a camera underneath your table as well.

[03:55:19] Hi, guys.

[03:55:20] What is this?

[03:55:22] Congratulations, Chud.

[03:55:25] What's your highest KD in a single season, Jinxie?

[03:55:28] 1.3, I think?

[03:55:30] I think 1.3.

[03:55:35] Hi, guys.

[03:55:36] What the fuck is this?

[03:55:39] Wait, hi VICE.

[03:55:43] What I was in the middle of the round, this is what you were doing?

[03:56:02] Hi VICE, I don't have a baby with body blue!

[03:56:07] Fuck!

[03:56:08] How much can we have one day of just normalcy in here?

[03:56:15] Please.

[03:56:16] 3v3 tournament in 25 minutes.

[03:56:29] 3v3 tournament in 25 minutes.

[03:56:37] 3v3 tournament in 25 minutes.

[03:56:41] Last night, as you can tell by the top of the screen, we got second.

[03:56:47] Tonight is the night that we will hit first.

[03:56:51] Tonight's the night.

[03:56:53] If we don't win the 3v3 tournament, we're going to try to win the 2v2 tournament.

[03:56:57] Now, here's my question, if, if we do a 3v3, should I go in solo or get a stack?

[03:57:11] My best finishes are when I go in solo.

[03:57:14] So I don't know.

[03:57:15] My best finishes are when I go in solo.

[03:57:22] Run a pole. Run a pole. Run a pole.

[03:57:26] Yeah, run a pole. Run a pole.

[03:57:29] Run a pole. Run a pole.

[03:57:34] I'm not inviting Emiliano!

[03:57:36] Shut the hell up!

[03:57:47] Is he speakliving?

[03:57:52] Alright, you can put out one second of life.

[03:58:16] What is this tactical? What the fuck was that?

[03:58:22] of

[03:58:29] the

[03:58:31] death

[03:58:33] of

[03:58:35] death

[03:58:37] of

[03:58:39] death

[03:58:41] of

[03:58:43] death

[03:58:45] of

[03:58:47] I can tell it's one of those days where I'm locked.

[03:59:10] Chad, it's one of those days.

[03:59:14] Hello my little sperm sound.

[03:59:19] Jinxie can you start over I've just got here.

[03:59:21] No!

[03:59:25] Mate we're not restarting an entire fucking stream!

[03:59:28] Because we just got here!

[03:59:32] But we kept it.

[03:59:44] What do you mean you want drops?

[03:59:46] I thought drops were over.

[03:59:52] I'm terrible. I'm terrible.

[03:59:54] Thank god my two minutes got through.

[03:59:56] Shadow, those drops were over dude.

[03:59:58] What?

[04:00:00] What do you mean drops?

[04:00:06] There's still drops.

[04:00:14] My teammate thinks he's Jaycee, whatever, it's just their new boss.

[04:00:32] That's me, that's me, that's me. Save that mo-

[04:00:35] Careful.

[04:00:43] Chad, we can try to turn them on.

[04:00:45] I don't know, I don't know how we're gonna turn on Dropset.

[04:00:48] Oh wait, they're on, they're on.

[04:00:50] Bro, they just got turned on.

[04:00:52] Wait, what?

[04:00:53] As I said that, Chad, refresh.

[04:00:59] Is Epic like industry?

[04:01:02] What the fuck was that?

[04:01:05] What the fuck is that?

[04:01:19] Okay, teammate, I kind of trusted you to get that and that's on me.

[04:01:32] He double tapped it into our own neck.

[04:01:35] What happened, Sam?

[04:01:37] That's it.

[04:01:51] I- I gotta play better, man!

[04:01:53] FUCK!

[04:01:59] Yo, I gotta play better.

[04:02:05] What is that?

[04:02:35] Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes!

[04:02:41] Got both the wall, bitch!

[04:02:55] These kids are good. I mean, they're like...

[04:02:58] They're like prime fucking Barca.

[04:03:01] These kids are good.

[04:03:05] I'm no longer going to be here.

[04:03:08] I'll go back to hide and see if I can get out of here.

[04:03:12] I'll just shoot if I can, and then the other guy will think I'm going to go back to hide.

[04:03:18] I can't get out of here.

[04:03:21] I'm going to hide.

[04:03:24] I can't get out of here.

[04:03:27] I'm going to hide.

[04:03:28] I'm going to hide.

[04:03:31] I'm going to hide.

[04:03:33] look at this touch! look at this touch! this is a fabulous touch! look at this look at this, look at this!

[04:03:44] splash

[04:03:45] Yeah, I legitimately don't think there's anything we could have done about that.

[04:04:02] I think these guys are just not flat ones.

[04:04:06] I do those legitimately because I went for the kickoff and then it was already in my

[04:04:12] net.

[04:04:13] I guess my teammate should have played back, but...

[04:04:29] You gotta hit the ball, man. I'm tired of my teammates not making contact with the ball.

[04:04:33] Like, I'm expecting you to hit the ball when you're running at the ball.

[04:04:43] Alright, this is not a Platinum one.

[04:05:01] But let's just watch.

[04:05:03] He's in a directional air roll.

[04:05:08] Alright, it's not a Platinum one.

[04:05:10] Come on.

[04:05:11] Is it every game I play?

[04:05:13] I mean is there a single game where this isn't happening?

[04:05:17] I guess FIFA.

[04:05:43] Yeah, Chad, if that's a flat one, then I'm Neo Armstrong and I land it on the moon.

[04:05:52] Jinxy, I'm not losing again, not again, Jinxy.

[04:05:57] So is he just like admitting to sniping me or something?

[04:06:00] What does that even mean?

[04:06:01] I'm like, I don't know, man.

[04:06:02] I don't know.

[04:06:03] If that's a flat, then I don't know what to say.

[04:06:08] It's just not.

[04:06:09] It's just not a plan.

[04:06:20] Is that a million?

[04:06:23] Wait.

[04:06:27] That's him.

[04:06:29] How does he have me invited?

[04:06:39] Recent players?

[04:07:00] Is it because of recent players?

[04:07:04] It's fake.

[04:07:09] Yeah, it's fake.

[04:07:20] Chef, that's not the real Emiliano.

[04:07:24] That's not the real Emiliano.

[04:07:25] He has one following, 70 gamers core.

[04:07:29] I almost fell for that too.

[04:07:33] Tournament in 14 minutes, balls.

[04:07:36] We lose in the first round of every tournament, okay?

[04:07:39] I'm done! We instantly lose! Every time! The only time I make it far is when I go and

[04:07:46] solve up, which makes no sense.

[04:07:52] Check, shall I end on YouTube and play music, what do you think?

[04:07:57] Hey, can you make my glasses kick off?

[04:09:09] How is that not my fault?

[04:09:19] What?

[04:09:20] J-Dog with the 10 gifted.

[04:09:25] W-J-Dog.

[04:09:26] J-Dog put it in my ass.

[04:09:31] W-J-Dog.

[04:10:02] I'm dead.

[04:10:07] What are you doing?

[04:10:17] Breathe with the sand gift.

[04:10:19] Breathe. Put it in my ass.

[04:10:22] W, breathe.

[04:10:32] What is it?

[04:10:43] Jadolap, what the hell? What's the matter? Try to get it!

[04:10:45] Jadolap, you beautiful bastards! Give me that sausage!

[04:10:53] What a save, what a save, what a save.

[04:11:02] YES! I'M READY TO THE TURNAMENT!

[04:11:06] Turn this in 10 minutes, come on.

[04:11:08] Turn this in 10 minutes.

[04:11:24] You got it, you got it.

[04:11:32] Good shot.

[04:11:34] Great shot back from the mouth.

[04:11:40] Good shot.

[04:11:49] Oh my god! I'm the best!

[04:11:54] Oh my god!

[04:12:02] I'm here. I'm here. I'm here. What? Oh no. Oh no. All of the great things I did just

[04:12:21] went right out of the fucking window. All of the great things. All of the great things

[04:12:29] I decided to just go right up on my phone.

[04:12:33] Tournament is in 10 minutes.

[04:12:35] Lock in.

[04:12:37] You go, you go.

[04:12:38] You go, you go.

[04:12:56] You're such a idiot!

[04:12:58] You could have won right there!

[04:13:00] I

[04:13:02] I

[04:13:04] I

[04:13:06] I

[04:13:26] Need one you got it out my god

[04:13:36] Nice.

[04:13:37] Now I just want to begin.

[04:13:43] Tournament in 8 minutes, bro.

[04:13:58] Wow.

[04:13:59] Tournament in 8 minutes.

[04:14:04] tournament in eight minutes y'all that's time for one more game that is time for one

[04:14:11] more game that is time but we're one more game invite them really auto yo no no no no

[04:14:24] No, no, no, I'm not ready, Milena!

[04:14:42] See, I'll never move wands to a galtier, unless you smurf it.

[04:14:54] I hate aerialing, Blake, it's just, it's so inconsistent.

[04:15:23] Was I not in the ball?

[04:15:28] I hit it!

[04:15:29] Did I not hit it?

[04:15:31] I mean, come on, is that not a hit?

[04:15:42] Yeah, no, I think I'd rather literally get bent over a table and cream pie than play one to kick off goal.

[04:15:49] They should change the title of 1v1s to just kick off goal.

[04:16:23] This is probably the worst I've ever played in my entire life.

[04:16:45] It's just because I just got along, but like, I'm legitimately doing nothing right, but

[04:16:49] I guess it's bad.

[04:16:51] in six minutes and I'm playing like a fucking idiot.

[04:17:13] Let's lock in, dude. Come on!

[04:17:21] What is that man well know you're

[04:17:51] I love it how whatever I'm the guy that gets demoed it's always like just the

[04:18:19] worst spawn plane ever actually done it my mother

[04:18:29] you kickoff goals all right I'm gonna kill myself in Grand Theft Auto 4 like

[04:18:37] another kickoff goal I'm gonna come the fuck on like to kick off goals this

[04:18:45] He's through his ass!

[04:18:47] Like literally horrible!

[04:18:48] He's an awful player!

[04:18:50] He just keeps getting fucking kicked off, folks.

[04:18:52] Oh my God!

[04:18:54] Yeah, well played, bro.

[04:18:55] Nice jump.

[04:18:59] Way to run past the ball.

[04:19:03] Is that him like that?

[04:19:04] All right, it's the luckiest human being of all time.

[04:19:07] So I get a save and he scores, Barad, like look at this go.

[04:19:20] Um, yeah I don't know, this is the luckiest human of all time, Barad.

[04:19:24] He gets every bounce.

[04:19:26] I see why we don't play twos because ones is like unbearable.

[04:19:30] There's like 30% luck, 70% skill.

[04:19:38] Can I get a kick off gold maybe, or is that not allowed?

[04:19:41] Is that not allowed?

[04:19:42] All right, I'm actually, I'm actually like, watch the game.

[04:19:51] This is so unlucky.

[04:19:54] Oh my God, oh my God!

[04:19:56] This is Murphy's law

[04:20:16] Looks like ready for the tournament. All right, he's not going to look like ready for the tournament man

[04:20:26] what it says.

[04:20:46] Bro is like Dr. Bounce.

[04:20:47] He's like the king of getting the good bounce.

[04:20:52] So he's been playing since, so I'm actually going to lose my mind because this game has

[04:20:57] the worst rank structure of any game ever in my life.

[04:21:02] He's been playing Rocket League since 2017, yet he's gold three in one.

[04:21:07] I don't know.

[04:21:10] That I'm sorry, but mathematically that's impossible.

[04:21:13] Like you cannot be playing for nine years and be gold three in one.

[04:21:17] It's not possible.

[04:21:18] Try them in 30 seconds.

[04:21:21] But, you know, I've been playing video games my entire life.

[04:21:26] It's not possible to be playing Rocket League for nine years and be goal three and once.

[04:21:31] It's not, it's not. So yeah, take that with what you will.

[04:21:35] It looks like we're ready for the tournament.

[04:21:50] We just lost 8-1.

[04:21:51] This is the thing.

[04:21:54] Okay.

[04:21:55] Chromatic cut.

[04:21:56] At least get out of the bag.

[04:22:01] Yeah, that's just really fun.

[04:22:04] He's not gold, I don't know.

[04:22:06] Hey, I know what gold is, that's not gold.

[04:22:10] He like instantly scored in three seconds every kickoff.

[04:22:12] Like just boom, boom, boom, boom, boom.

[04:22:14] He was like a machine.

[04:22:19] If that guy's been gold for nine years,

[04:22:20] then I'm just not intelligent, I don't know.

[04:22:24] I don't think it's possible to be gold three

[04:22:25] after nine years of playing the game.

[04:22:27] If he is, he should probably hang it the fuck up.

[04:22:29] If you're in gold three

[04:22:31] and you've been playing broccoli consistently

[04:22:32] For nine years, you gotta hang up the fuck up.

[04:22:39] Only if you've been playing for nine years.

[04:22:41] You've been playing for a year, a month,

[04:22:44] you played nine years ago,

[04:22:45] and then you got back into the game a week ago.

[04:22:47] Maybe.

[04:22:51] But if you are daily playing Rocket League for nine years

[04:22:54] and you're gold three and once, hang up the fuck up.

[04:22:56] But he's obviously mad because he's been the eight to one.

[04:23:02] Uh-uh

[04:23:13] Jesus Christ, I was

[04:23:17] All right chat

[04:23:19] You're gonna be the same. I'm not gonna be the same because I'm flat two in twos

[04:23:32] Is there gold in your nose?

[04:23:38] Emiliano's inviting you? I see that. I would rather literally get penetrated in my ass than play with Emiliano.

[04:23:49] You're like silver little bro. What does that even mean?

[04:23:53] If I'm gold two and ones and then plat in twos and threes, how am I like silver?

[04:24:02] Re-tweet, Maura.

[04:24:07] Alright chat, it's early time.

[04:24:12] It's time to lock the fuck in.

[04:25:02] But think about training, that's so nice is you just go for everything.

[04:25:12] Wow, that one came in hot.

[04:25:32] Like in a tournament, I would never go for Adionless.

[04:25:44] Goddamn, this one's hard!

[04:25:55] Fuck!

[04:25:58] it's time. Oh my god come on. Will tonight be the night?

[04:26:28] Will tonight be the night?

[04:26:31] All right, let's look at our teammates.

[04:26:33] We got Astro and Milo.

[04:26:40] Okay, so Milo's won a silver tournament.

[04:26:49] This looks good.

[04:26:51] All right, I'm gonna be honest.

[04:26:53] Astro won a gold tournament.

[04:26:56] Milo's won a silver tournament.

[04:26:58] but look at what his car is.

[04:27:18] This is gonna be bad.

[04:27:19] This is gonna be bad.

[04:27:20] Look at Middlesex car.

[04:27:22] Jack, look at Middlesex car.

[04:27:24] This guy's gonna fucking sell.

[04:27:26] I guarantee you this guy's gonna fucking sell.

[04:27:28] What is this boost?

[04:27:36] I guarantee you this guy's gonna sell.

[04:27:39] Milvus, don't sell!

[04:27:56] How do you miss the ball, Beroche?

[04:28:25] Come on! I won't win this tournament!

[04:28:32] I will win this tournament, mark my fucking words.

[04:28:39] This is EU.

[04:28:51] Let's go, JC, did it this guy?

[04:28:54] Today Tuesday?

[04:29:17] We're server committing. It's like, God almighty. Yo bro, if y'all can hear me,

[04:29:24] Let's not all three go for a goal. All right, let's be thinking

[04:29:28] It's like I'm not even allowed to cross half field internets if I do this in some gold because everyone just runs

[04:29:54] Asher just scored an own goal, okay?

[04:29:59] Oops.

[04:30:12] See what I mean? Just look at what they're doing.

[04:30:14] This is incredible.

[04:30:16] I'm literally not allowed to play offense ever.

[04:30:18] If I do, we have no one back.

[04:30:24] hit the ball, hit the fucking ball, thank you

[04:30:35] there's the overcommit, oh my god

[04:30:54] why would you contest the ball that I'm contesting I mean is there a rock in your head

[04:31:20] Alright, back in net again, down a room of time.

[04:31:40] Yo, Milos, honestly, if you're not gonna hit the ball bro, I just shut off your console.

[04:31:44] Like, Milos, Milos, if you're just gonna keep missing the ball, just shut off your

[04:31:48] console.

[04:31:49] I mean, look at those stuff, boy.

[04:32:08] Get in there. Get in there. We need that. We need that.

[04:32:11] Alright, we need that. We need that. Let's go, Astra.

[04:32:19] Like you don't miss the ball.

[04:32:25] When the- there's layers to it.

[04:32:27] When the ball is rolling at me 3 miles an hour?

[04:32:30] Yeah, no, I don't miss the ball.

[04:32:33] I cannot say the same for Milos and Emiliano.

[04:32:37] When the ball's 87 feet in the air, sure, I'll miss it.

[04:32:40] I'm not saying I'm gonna miss the ball.

[04:32:41] When the ball is rolling at Milos 5 miles an hour and he misses it, yeah, it's

[04:32:45] a little bit annoying.

[04:32:48] guys you know you can be in the net right it's allowed it's not like a war crime so

[04:33:06] there it is middle jumps to the ball that I'm jumping for like do you see what

[04:33:10] up like this shit drives me insane he jump like I'm close to the ball he can

[04:33:15] see how close any jumps it's like it's literally insane it's incredible

[04:33:45] How am I carried because they scored I got to focus on myself

[04:34:07] All right. All right.

[04:34:22] Next goal wins it. All right, that's probably game.

[04:34:25] Nah, not working.

[04:34:28] Saturday, Saturday, Saturday.

[04:34:37] Good game, bitch.

[04:34:44] No!

[04:34:48] No fucking way.

[04:34:53] got to be a toke

[04:35:22] down this, down this.

[04:35:25] You gotta put some more power on that!

[04:35:31] How are you still missing?

[04:35:32] Oh my God, so many at the ball.

[04:35:36] Of course the aerial's the one time my aerial.

[04:35:44] We're gonna lose this shit, aren't we?

[04:35:46] We're actually gonna lose this shit.

[04:35:50] That's all.

[04:35:52] I mean, how are you this back? Like, legitimately.

[04:36:02] What are you doing? What the fuck was that? Are you guys from the CIA? What is that?

[04:36:18] What the fuck was that?

[04:36:20] He like fucking double-taped it in front of our necks.

[04:36:24] Holy shit.

[04:36:30] Yeah, missed the ball again.

[04:36:32] This action is so stressful.

[04:36:34] This is so stressful.

[04:36:44] Just hit it out!

[04:36:47] He's gonna miss.

[04:36:48] Thank you.

[04:36:48] I got to line that up in store. Those are opportunities to support.

[04:36:54] I'm going to play back since they both fall chains.

[04:37:00] Goal! If I go to this and miss, it'll be a goal. I knew it.

[04:37:18] One bad balance in this game is over.

[04:37:23] Oh, come on, come on, this is actually so fucking successful.

[04:37:28] Get in, get in!

[04:37:32] That's all I have to do.

[04:37:34] Because look, they're both going to ball-taste, which is totally fine,

[04:37:36] but that's all I have to do to throw them back at all times.

[04:37:40] And I have to just wait for my opportunities and just bury it every time.

[04:37:45] Wow, thank God.

[04:37:47] Alright, that's what I have to do. I'm gonna go beat because they literally just run out to the ball like chickens with their head cut off

[04:37:53] So that's how I have to go

[04:39:17] I think I know what I need to do to win I just got to keep playing like that. We're top 16 lock the fucking guys

[04:39:27] Lock the fucking

[04:39:31] Jack enough with this fucking a sperm emote

[04:39:39] If we don't win this tournament, we're definitely gonna win the 2v2

[04:39:47] You're actually right for once, your teammates are chickens.

[04:39:52] Yeah, I mean, I'm the most realistic human ever, like, I watch my teammates.

[04:39:59] All they do is sprint after the ball.

[04:40:02] So if I cross half field and don't make direct contact with the ball, no one will be in that.

[04:40:08] This is in every tournament I've ever played.

[04:40:10] I'm sure it gets better in the higher ranks.

[04:40:13] goal tournaments they're just running at the ball over and over so if the ball is

[04:40:18] in their half and I cross that field and I don't make contact with the ball like

[04:40:23] if I go for an aerial miss there will be no one in the net and it's a wide open

[04:40:26] breaker I'm not just saying shit to say shit this is what I've observed and

[04:40:31] what I've noticed they're always in their half at all times so if I go in

[04:40:36] their half no one's in that so if I do enter their half it has to be a

[04:40:39] the goal, period end of story, or good contact.

[04:40:42] Jimmy, ooo, jinxi, I'ma target you.

[04:40:53] I'ma target you?

[04:41:02] That's on me. I didn't mean to hit him.

[04:41:21] I learned they're not gonna protect the Ned. I went for a boost. That's on me.

[04:41:25] See what I mean? I called it. As soon as I go for a boost, I cannot trust two of them back there.

[04:41:30] What did I say? I said I don't know why I went through a boost. They're not gonna defend.

[04:41:36] I don't know. I'm like, uh, I don't know. It's just so pretty cool. Holy f**k!

[04:41:53] Did it make contact? That's another goal.

[04:42:00] Like, you think I'm making this shut up?

[04:42:09] If I don't make perfect contact with the ball, it is a goal every time.

[04:42:12] They are literally cannot do anything.

[04:42:15] I can't even challenge.

[04:42:16] I have to just sit in that and be a prime Gianna Ricci perform, and then turn into

[04:42:21] Kaka and score to win.

[04:42:23] They are incapable of saving a shot, literally.

[04:42:30] It's not even possible.

[04:42:31] Missed the ball again.

[04:42:35] They're both going for the same ball.

[04:42:42] It's like comedy.

[04:42:43] It's like fucking comedy hour.

[04:42:44] I can't save that up.

[04:42:45] I can't save that up.

[04:42:52] Okay, rums into the back of my car, there's always one of those every game.

[04:43:05] Yeah, if you would hit the ball, it wouldn't go.

[04:43:08] All right, long to do that time

[04:43:17] Yo bro, could you not ram into my car like Jesus Christ?

[04:43:25] I'm hitting the ball he passed it in the wall. I mean fuck. Is there any brain cells in your head?

[04:43:38] He sees me approaching the ball as a shot and then taps it outside

[04:43:49] There's another missed ball. I'm a big business incredible

[04:43:56] Literally unbiasedly watch them. I'm not even get like unbiasedly watch that was good. That was good

[04:44:08] Yep, I had a shot.

[04:44:18] Thank you.

[04:44:19] Over the middle.

[04:44:20] Don't worry, I'll just, just, just, just let, let, let me lock in.

[04:44:27] I got this.

[04:44:30] I

[04:44:36] It's so hard to win like it's so hard. I'm not doing enough to do this

[04:44:44] I have to be like baby sitting the entire game to win literally

[04:44:49] That's the contact I'm talking about, Mr. Pre-Jump, and that's a goal.

[04:45:00] Thank you, thank God.

[04:45:01] I knew you could do it, man.

[04:45:02] I have to get aggressive though, because we need a goal.

[04:45:10] We need a goal.

[04:45:12] We need to go this kid please stop all the meat my God is annoying

[04:45:24] Shoot it's open just shoot down

[04:45:28] Bro just ball tastes billows. I'm playing on you. I got you man. I won't I won't let them score

[04:45:34] I'm only gonna cross half the other bits of gold

[04:45:38] That's one he runs into the back of my car. I'm actually like

[04:45:42] Milose! Milose! Milose!

[04:45:45] Are you brain dead? Are you brain dead?

[04:45:52] This kid...

[04:45:53] They're like... They don't even let you get the ball.

[04:45:55] And he runs it in the again.

[04:45:56] Alright, I'm gonna knock this kid out.

[04:45:58] Cause the Lord can see safety...

[04:45:59] AHHHHHH!

[04:46:00] And it's in GTA!

[04:46:01] I'm gonna punch him in the fucking face!

[04:46:12] Yep, jinxed you with for a goal, that means we're gonna get stored off.

[04:46:19] 41 seconds, we need an equalizer.

[04:46:23] 3v1.

[04:46:24] Thank you.

[04:46:25] Cortisol, Cortisol, Cortisol.

[04:46:27] Yeah, it's like, my teammate, I had an open shot on that, and Milo's, the fucking idiot,

[04:46:34] ran into the back of my car.

[04:46:35] I don't care if it's your first minute on the game, you should understand to not

[04:46:40] do that.

[04:46:41] I

[04:46:57] Nice

[04:46:59] Remember, I-I-I-I-I-I have to, like, play, like, poop on...off that skate.

[04:47:11] Isn't it funny, though?

[04:47:13] I-Literally, if two of my teammates are behind me, it does not matter.

[04:47:17] Look at this shit!

[04:47:18] Like, just watch, watch!

[04:47:19] Two of my teammates are behind me!

[04:47:22] Miss, miss.

[04:47:23] I-If I miss, it is a instantaneous-I-I'm not exaggerating.

[04:47:28] We have eight seconds to spawn.

[04:47:37] Finish it.

[04:47:39] Of course you didn't finish it, you worthless.

[04:47:44] I can't do this.

[04:47:46] I actually can't do this.

[04:47:48] Even though I'm in front of both of my teammates, if I miss the ball, they will not save it.

[04:47:57] It's truly impeccable.

[04:47:59] How are these fuckers in a gold tournament?

[04:48:02] Put them in bronze for Christ's sakes!

[04:48:05] Put them in bronze!

[04:48:10] If this is gold, what the fuck is bronze?

[04:48:13] What is it?

[04:48:15] Is bronze tournaments just literal dumb survivors?

[04:48:19] How? How? How?

[04:48:23] If I miss the ball,

[04:48:26] It's a golden every time house this guy in my game middle. I would rather literally die than play with you

[04:48:32] in GTA

[04:49:26] you will never win a tournament thanks man appreciate the love and support

[04:49:41] And that's game.

[04:49:43] I got suck reading chat!

[04:50:11] I need dope, they can evolve!

[04:50:24] Brad, they can evolve!

[04:50:35] Play with Ron? Is Ron on?

[04:50:41] But if I play a 2v2 tournament with Ron, I'm just gonna lose in the first round, man.

[04:50:46] Like literally, literally, literally.

[04:50:51] How are you doing that?

[04:50:59] He's better than before. How much better?

[04:51:05] I knew he was going that direction, I just missed my brief left.

[04:51:13] He's better than you.

[04:51:14] Is Rod actually better than me?

[04:51:16] What do you mean he's better than me?

[04:51:20] Is Rod absolutely better than me?

[04:51:24] 1v1.

[04:51:26] Alright, that's a good idea.

[04:51:33] That's a good idea.

[04:51:37] I'll 1v1 him, and if he beats me, I'll play the turn of the weapon.

[04:51:43] If he wants to, if he wants to, he can play the turn of the weapon.

[04:51:49] Or if he... Alright, what?

[04:52:01] Wait, so Ron's actually a better guy?

[04:52:03] Wait that ass

[04:52:20] Get in the fucking net

[04:52:33] What the fuck am I doing?

[04:52:56] What the fuck am I fucking doing?

[04:52:59] Fuck!

[04:53:00] Play with Ron.

[04:53:04] Does he actually want to play?

[04:53:11] Does he want to play like, I don't even want to play.

[04:53:18] Does he want to play?

[04:53:22] He's walking by me god damn it fuck

[04:53:35] Ron is high he's high

[04:53:40] He's high!

[04:53:41] When were you guys going to tell me that?

[04:53:47] He's high!

[04:53:50] What?

[04:53:53] Ron is high on weed right now!

[04:54:06] And you guys want me to play a fucking tournament with him?

[04:54:09] Every time I reach out this kid's in my net!

[04:54:18] RUN TIME RIGHT NOW!

[04:54:24] Get that weak shit out of here.

[04:54:26] Let me actually lock it in your coast.

[04:54:29] Let me lock it in your coast.

[04:54:31] fuck that shit! fuck that!

[04:54:43] yeah fucking right, yeah right! yeah right! yeah fucking right! yeah right!

[04:54:52] God, this game is ace!

[04:54:57] Oh, unranked player.

[04:54:59] What do you know, man? What do you know?

[04:55:01] Oh, yeah, he just stumbled into it.

[04:55:04] Picked up right where he left off.

[04:55:07] Ron wants to play.

[04:55:08] Alright, so if I call Ron, he's got to pick up.

[04:55:10] He's not, like, in a car or something.

[04:55:13] Because y'all troll way too much.

[04:55:15] Does Ron want to play right now? Right now?

[04:55:22] All right, I'm gone.

[04:55:27] All right, I'm gone.

[04:55:29] All right.

[04:55:34] Stable.

[04:55:36] All right, I'm going.

[04:55:41] Yo, run.

[04:55:44] You're rockin here, man.

[04:55:46] Yeah, can you hear me?

[04:55:48] Hold up. Let me turn you up a little bit.

[04:55:50] No, talk now, Ron.

[04:55:51] Can you hear me?

[04:55:52] Yeah, what's up, Ron?

[04:55:53] Can you hear me okay?

[04:55:56] Yes, can you hear me?

[04:55:57] Hi, Vos, can you face this mic?

[04:55:59] All right, he let out a chuckle.

[04:56:00] Yo, Ron, listen.

[04:56:02] So, listen, let me, wait, like, like, Ron,

[04:56:04] Ron, are you?

[04:56:05] All right, all right, all right, all right, all right.

[04:56:09] I love you.

[04:56:10] Ron, okay.

[04:56:11] My chat said you trained with-

[04:56:13] You are fuckers.

[04:56:15] Go ahead.

[04:56:16] What were you saying?

[04:56:17] No, nothing, go ahead.

[04:56:18] My chat said you trained with Squishy.

[04:56:30] Yes, I did.

[04:56:31] All right, so Ron, would you like to 1v1?

[04:56:37] Sure, dude.

[04:56:38] Let's do it.

[04:56:39] Like what do you want me to say, bro?

[04:56:40] Yeah, bro, you're better than me, bro.

[04:56:42] I trained with Squishy for 45 seconds.

[04:56:45] No, oh, my chat said you're better.

[04:56:47] But it's not even that.

[04:56:48] Run, it's not bad, it's not bad.

[04:56:50] Run, I wanna, okay, there's the 2B2 tournament

[04:56:52] in an hour, all right?

[04:56:54] All of my teammates have like an 11 pound brick

[04:56:56] in their head, so I wanna 1v1 you,

[04:57:00] I wanna 1v1 you, and if it's close,

[04:57:02] we should run a tournament.

[04:57:03] But if I win about like 27 goals, fuck no.

[04:57:08] Hey bro, I've never won a tournament, ever.

[04:57:10] Listen bro, my friend Layz really wants to play them too,

[04:57:13] so maybe I play a tournament with him bro,

[04:57:15] let's see how good you are.

[04:57:16] Better not let me score.

[04:57:17] I mean if you beat me like hold the aura

[04:57:22] Listen bro, what team do you want wait hold up?

[04:57:25] What team do you want? Yeah, well, let's address the

[04:57:29] 15,000 elephant in the room

[04:57:31] Are you highly my chat said you're faded and you're high as shit

[04:57:35] It's not hitting, Liz. Why isn't it hitting? Why isn't it hitting, Liz? Sorry, hello? Can

[04:57:54] you hear me?

[04:57:55] Ron, what's in your hand?

[04:57:58] It's a pen. I do a lot of event journaling recently.

[04:58:01] Ron.

[04:58:02] I've been journaling. It's a pen.

[04:58:03] Can you put it on?

[04:58:04] Can you put it up?

[04:58:06] I have a journal now. Look, it's a pen.

[04:58:08] Can you just go all out?

[04:58:10] It's a pen.

[04:58:12] It's a pen.

[04:58:14] So, out of scale to 1 to 10, how high are you right now?

[04:58:17] Who the fuck is Sporty King 43?

[04:58:21] Who the fuck is D-Person Prince?

[04:58:24] I think I need the code.

[04:58:26] Hold up. I think I need the code.

[04:58:28] I think I need the code. Alright, alright, let me make a new one.

[04:58:30] Jack, can we not do this?

[04:58:32] Well, I just want to have all your car looks comfy

[04:58:37] No, I know I know you want to have fun. I know I know I know I

[04:58:41] Know I just want to gauge your skill Ron. I just want to gauge your skill dude. You know what I mean?

[04:58:46] Because the chat said you got a lot better. All right, what's you do wait? What's him do just go orange? Yeah, orange

[04:58:52] Okay, low key. I'm a blue type of guy today. Okay, just ha low key

[04:58:58] but honestly some days the sun is so orange and it makes me so happy bro you

[04:59:03] know what you pick the color you you got I don't want so so you want me to pick

[04:59:09] the color

[04:59:12] do you want me to pick the color I don't want to ah it's a good choice bro but

[04:59:20] actually I think that was what I would pick first that is gonna be well I'll

[04:59:23] But then I get the blues when I choose orange, and I'm like damn I miss it. Yeah, I miss it

[04:59:30] I'll go orange

[04:59:32] Aren't you glad I didn't say orange? No, I don't want you to be on orange

[04:59:36] How much weed is in your system right now, bro? Just click auto and we'll play

[04:59:43] All right, good luck Ron. I want to see how improve you guys dude easy

[04:59:48] That's how to squishy mellow right there the new move I've learned

[05:00:18] I was lagging at that one.

[05:00:24] Lazy it lights up but it doesn't work.

[05:00:26] That was really laggy.

[05:00:29] Who thought you had a late kickoff from the front?

[05:00:37] What the fuck is that?

[05:00:40] No, no, no.

[05:00:43] What is happening? What the fuck is that? What the fuck is going on?

[05:00:57] Wait for the aerial?

[05:00:59] Oh!

[05:01:05] Alright, Ron, please stop.

[05:01:15] I can't, that's not...

[05:01:19] Cover the window.

[05:01:21] Alright, what am I doing?

[05:01:23] Fuck!

[05:01:27] Oh my god, oh my god, he beat me to the demo.

[05:01:41] Wow.

[05:01:42] I'm gonna actually fucking lose.

[05:01:47] No!

[05:01:48] Oh my god!

[05:01:49] Oh my!

[05:01:50] Oh my god, what the fuck, what the actual fuck?

[05:02:00] We're bound, we're bound, I'm too low down, okay, not good.

[05:02:16] There we go.

[05:02:18] Alright, I can't hit the ball chat.

[05:02:20] Oh my god, it's like a million.

[05:02:22] Get it.

[05:02:24] Get it.

[05:02:28] No. No.

[05:02:30] No.

[05:02:32] No.

[05:02:34] No.

[05:02:36] No.

[05:02:38] No.

[05:02:40] I'm so fucking locked.

[05:02:47] No!

[05:02:50] No!

[05:02:52] No!

[05:02:54] Wait.

[05:02:56] You gotta be high as fuck, bro.

[05:02:58] What is happening?

[05:03:00] Why am I high as fuck?

[05:03:02] I'm so fucking locked.

[05:03:04] I'm so fucking locked.

[05:03:06] I'm so fucking locked.

[05:03:08] from what is my highest fuck you are dog shit you play this game every no no

[05:03:16] yes yes yes come on let's just think what

[05:03:33] I mean chat I'm not even getting I might actually quit if I lose this I'm

[05:03:37] I'm not I'm not

[05:03:55] Nothing it's fast this guy

[05:03:57] Yeah, that's good.

[05:03:59] Oh my god!

[05:04:04] Rod, what rank are you in?

[05:04:06] Junius and Bump.

[05:04:08] Oh, there we go. I got some smoke out of that one.

[05:04:11] It's back! It works! It works!

[05:04:16] Oh my god! It works! It works!

[05:04:19] It wasn't working earlier.

[05:04:20] I'm losing to a guy that's ripping a pan right now.

[05:04:22] I mean, this is like, a rock problem.

[05:04:26] I've been playing like dog shit all day, to be fair man, yes thank god thank god.

[05:04:33] I'm about to kill myself, NGTA!

[05:04:35] Get in the fucking net!

[05:04:37] Fuck!

[05:04:39] Just give me my Moani!

[05:04:42] No!

[05:04:47] No!

[05:04:48] No fucking logic!

[05:04:50] No!

[05:04:52] Holy shit!

[05:04:54] No this is embarrassing as fuck bro, Ron you feel like what once a month?

[05:04:58] Oh my god, oh my god, okay I feel the high now, I love it.

[05:05:01] Yo bro, how about you just, just give me my money.

[05:05:04] It's gonna happen if I get you stuck in rule one.

[05:05:07] Are you gonna, are you gonna do it?

[05:05:12] You better be careful Jinxie.

[05:05:13] Bro, bro, bro, this guy's big, that'll be fine, I can tell.

[05:05:24] Wow. I actually cannot convert. It's like a mental thing.

[05:05:29] Damn.

[05:05:31] Oh my god, you're actually the greatest ever.

[05:05:33] No!

[05:05:34] Like, the fact that he saved the game!

[05:05:36] No! No!

[05:05:37] Like, no!

[05:05:39] Fuck, bro!

[05:05:41] It's over!

[05:05:42] Bro, what a breaker you! What a breaker you! Like, diamond!

[05:05:46] Bro, how about you just...

[05:05:48] Just...

[05:05:49] way you're lucky fucking drooped me please oh my god oh my god I can't score

[05:06:08] don't you dare bounce him in that

[05:06:12] Oh, it's over. Unless you want to give me some...

[05:06:19] No! Oh my gosh. I don't know how to play.

[05:06:27] Oh, you do! You're like a defensive god!

[05:06:31] Please, no last exercise.

[05:06:36] It's over!

[05:06:37] I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I feel good though. You want to play again or do you want to play

[05:07:04] I'm down to play yeah whatever you want to do bro you wanna you wanna I'm not

[05:07:10] that good at the game uh all right you want to play Tuesday I'm playing yeah

[05:07:16] but I got it my friend Lee's okay do you want to play freeze yeah bro I think

[05:07:22] you'll like him what is your threes rank from

[05:07:34] run

[05:07:36] run if you like it

[05:07:41] run run run

[05:07:44] oh

[05:07:46] yo yo yo yo yo let's fucking go it's the big three

[05:07:51] it's good junk it's good ladies yo um ladies

[05:07:56] what did y'all smoke um so he i just gave him he said he was having like a headache

[05:08:02] Yeah, he didn't want to stream for that long, so I gave him a melatonin diffuser.

[05:08:09] So I could like wind down and then I looked at him streaming like an hour or something.

[05:08:12] Wait, so, Rob, you're not on Vee?

[05:08:16] I don't know what I'm on!

[05:08:19] I just wanted to feel it, though.

[05:08:21] No, it's a car.

[05:08:23] Wait, wait, what is in the car? Like wax or something?

[05:08:27] He's a car.

[05:08:29] Bro, he's actually a car.

[05:08:30] I know, but I'm saying he was going. Oh

[05:08:45] I'm not kidding. I watch you every morning before I start my stream

[05:08:51] God I could vouch for this right get to the crib

[05:08:55] I just want to say I love you

[05:08:58] I'm going to like you are my favorite

[05:09:04] I literally watch him so much before I saw my street

[05:09:09] You gotta drink water, dude. Oh my god

[05:09:28] Oh my god, why are you getting me?

[05:09:32] I don't know why, I don't know why I was so funny.

[05:09:36] I don't know why I was so funny.

[05:09:38] I get it as well.

[05:09:40] Hey, Jack, we are not.

[05:09:42] Yo, this is dope.

[05:09:43] Oh my god, please hit me.

[05:09:45] Please hit me.

[05:09:46] Please hit me.

[05:09:47] Please hit me.

[05:09:48] Oh my god.

[05:09:49] Now we're on the game?

[05:09:50] Like now we're in the thick of the gaming?

[05:09:52] This word's like this word.

[05:09:53] God, I can tell they hate you, Ralph.

[05:09:54] Yo, please.

[05:09:55] Oh my god.

[05:09:56] What is no, it's not my turn to not doing this shit place. What is the threes rank? Oh

[05:10:02] ASL

[05:10:03] What?

[05:10:05] I'll bring oh, let's go. It's not America's sign language

[05:10:11] Fixie set up doing that shit watch you

[05:10:14] There's only I got you. Let's you're going all right Lace

[05:10:19] First off I'm going to go. Hey, there's no ASL. That's not a fake. That's a cell

[05:10:24] S.S.O.

[05:10:26] So you're S.S.O.

[05:10:28] Wait, hold on, one sec.

[05:10:29] How did they score that goal, nigga?

[05:10:31] Wait, who's that?

[05:10:33] That's not race! That's not race!

[05:10:36] That is not a game of man!

[05:10:38] That is not like...

[05:10:39] Yuki took my headset off my head, boys.

[05:10:41] Yuki took my headset off my head, boys.

[05:10:44] Yuki took my headset off my head, boys.

[05:10:47] Alright, this is the highest team in marketing history.

[05:10:51] I'm gold though.

[05:10:52] Come on. Let's lock seriously. No more truly wooly. I need to win brah. I'm gonna get my rank up. All right. Are you right now Jay?

[05:11:01] Yo, right now Jay

[05:11:06] You don't

[05:11:11] I'm almost back to you

[05:11:13] We're playing plato right now

[05:11:16] You guys are

[05:11:19] Focus all right focus place over here

[05:11:22] Come on Matt.

[05:11:23] Good center, good center.

[05:11:28] Area alarm?

[05:11:29] Attack, I've never been by Jay in my life.

[05:11:31] This is like some high thing that's happening.

[05:11:34] Not everything is high, bro.

[05:11:36] Yeah.

[05:11:39] I need the war!

[05:11:40] Wait, it's funny!

[05:11:43] This is actually funny!

[05:11:45] Can you chill out, bro?

[05:11:46] Lucidon!

[05:11:47] I don't know what's happening.

[05:11:49] I don't know what's going on.

[05:11:52] over the middle

[05:11:54] I'm bumping I'm bumping I'm bumping I'm bumping I'm bumping I'm bumping

[05:11:58] you got that jump

[05:12:00] wow I got dumped on holy shit

[05:12:02] I'm having a bad time

[05:12:04] no no

[05:12:06] wait let me watch what we play here

[05:12:08] and I'm gonna try to say as calm as possible

[05:12:10] J! oh my god

[05:12:12] loose it in the door man

[05:12:14] no actually right here

[05:12:16] a little miss

[05:12:18] yo it was junkie J

[05:12:20] No, she told me a fake child so right now. I was just they tell me

[05:12:32] Don't you to fake child out like half-heels not in front of our neck you don't fake child in front of our neck

[05:12:38] It's gonna roll into our goal. What do you know, bro? You're just a fucking plaid

[05:12:45] Seven-year-old to understand you don't fake challenge in front of your goal line

[05:12:50] You're just loosing up, Jay!

[05:12:52] I don't think you need to do that.

[05:12:54] I don't know about height!

[05:12:56] What is this?

[05:12:58] Oh no!

[05:13:00] Jay, let me ask you something, right?

[05:13:02] In the heat of the moment, are you going to overreact like you are now?

[05:13:04] Or are you going to lock in?

[05:13:06] I can imagine we're on stage right now, bro.

[05:13:08] Bro, let me get my car one more time.

[05:13:10] I'm going to stop and fucking ex-bomb, bro.

[05:13:12] Stop putting it in my car!

[05:13:14] I'm going to put it in my car.

[05:13:16] I'm going to put it in my car!

[05:13:18] Oh

[05:13:21] We need to score you oh no, oh no, oh no, and they're doing some

[05:13:27] Oh from the breakaway, we're good

[05:13:36] I got no boost I'm in it

[05:13:39] No, boys. I have no boys. I have no boys. No boys

[05:13:43] My mouth is getting a little dry. It's asking me to eat Pandy

[05:13:46] What the fuck, say whoever that one is, what I'm saying.

[05:13:51] I got a shot, I got a shot.

[05:13:53] Come on dude.

[05:13:54] Bang!

[05:13:55] Ooh, Cora on the top, Jay.

[05:13:57] Holy fuck, y'all.

[05:13:59] Game to play.

[05:14:00] Game to fucking play.

[05:14:02] Bro, I don't play this shit to lose, y'all.

[05:14:05] Uh, round.

[05:14:06] You have 26 points?

[05:14:08] It's not about the points, bro.

[05:14:10] Look at my ping.

[05:14:11] You know what gold means, right?

[05:14:12] You're up to four right now.

[05:14:14] Here we go I got a hit. I have no boost I'm out of gas.

[05:14:18] Run!

[05:14:19] I thought I was out of gas. I stopped pressing on it.

[05:14:21] No it's good now.

[05:14:26] Rod I'm over the middle if you want it.

[05:14:31] You weren't there for it.

[05:14:33] I know I know something.

[05:14:35] Rod you really are ramming into my car man. I don't know what's going on. You really hit me.

[05:14:41] Rule one, bro rule one

[05:14:42] We're on the same fucking team!

[05:14:44] There isn't a rule one when you're on the same team, Ron. That's not a thing.

[05:14:50] See like, I know what I missed, but look what Ron does.

[05:14:55] RON RON!

[05:14:55] It's... RON RON!

[05:14:57] What is that? What is this, Ron? What is that?

[05:15:00] It's in rule one.

[05:15:01] It's rule one, bro.

[05:15:03] There's 30 you don't even know what rule one is!

[05:15:06] That's out of line!

[05:15:07] An object in motion stays in motion, bro.

[05:15:10] Whatever yeah, I'm gonna be a fucking silver hit it later. I'm gonna be a shit

[05:15:17] Come on, bro. Rock in there's you know, you ever seen the cliff it's all part of the body

[05:15:21] It's all on God is all part of the body jing see you've never seen the clip. This is rocket league. Come on, bro

[05:15:28] Let's show them run

[05:15:30] You have 42 points in four minutes from

[05:15:34] For two more than zero come on

[05:15:36] Oh my god, dead man!

[05:15:38] Oh no.

[05:15:40] I missed a place.

[05:15:42] Oh my god, oh my god.

[05:15:44] Nice, flick it, flick it.

[05:15:46] I got no fucking way.

[05:15:48] I have no boost.

[05:15:50] I have no boost.

[05:15:52] I have no boost.

[05:15:54] Dixie, no boost.

[05:15:56] Dixie, what are you doing?

[05:15:58] What are you doing?

[05:16:00] We have 20 seconds.

[05:16:02] We have 20 seconds.

[05:16:04] I have no boost I have no boost it's 20 seconds

[05:16:08] Well, I'm focusing on other shit right now nice boys. I'm going over to you guys

[05:16:12] I'm going over to you guys

[05:16:13] I have no boost. I have no boost. Quick! Quick! Quick!

[05:16:15] Oh my, over the middle. Oh my god. Oh my god.

[05:16:17] I'm not over fucking nothing. Oh my god. Right in the middle!

[05:16:20] Quick! What are you?!

[05:16:22] JX! Oh no, I'm not even kidding. Yo, yo, Nicholas. Are you serious?

[05:16:27] Are you serious?

[05:16:29] Yo! Yo!

[05:16:31] I'm gonna give you 30 seconds back. You give me 30 seconds. You go.

[05:16:33] You go what are you gonna say? Yeah, Nicholas

[05:16:37] And high

[05:16:44] You told me you would let me talk for 30 seconds

[05:16:47] One your estrogen is spiked. Okay, calm down

[05:16:51] first of all

[05:16:52] Nicholas J. Junko, whatever you want to be called

[05:16:56] Bro, this is a team game. Stop blaming me mid game. Okay when squishies carrying his team through the finals

[05:17:01] Did you think he said yo, bro? You are ass your dog shit. No, it was just fist bumps to the right

[05:17:07] Fist bumps to the left and headset on gaming bro. We're at about 40 seconds right now. Keep it going

[05:17:13] Right now is my time bro. All right

[05:17:19] All right, give me one more minute, but

[05:17:22] Listen bro, it's rocket league not rocket league of your own and right now man

[05:17:28] You're playing like a fucking non-team player and it's bothering me. All right, and that's all I gotta say

[05:17:35] All right, so you done

[05:17:38] Yeah, I'm done so around I just looked at your stat line

[05:17:42] There was not even a single slash on the board

[05:17:44] I just looked at your fucking forehead the fucking way in your room is shining off of it

[05:17:48] What about it? I just looked at your face. I almost threw up

[05:17:53] Like what do you want me to say bro?

[05:17:58] Like, like, what?!

[05:18:01] Bro, what I'm saying is when there's 0, 0, 0, 0, 0 as your stat line, there's a fucking problem.

[05:18:08] Alright?

[05:18:09] Dude, your head looks like a fucking zero, bro!

[05:18:13] Look how fucking long it is, bro, fuck you!

[05:18:16] I'm over this!

[05:18:17] Let's just play the fucking game, have fun, and fucking fist pump after every goal, okay?

[05:18:23] Let's go!

[05:18:25] Alright.

[05:18:26] Alright, big game here.

[05:18:27] Well, cuz the last game first game on so the thing is no no no I was under the impression ladies that you were at least go yourself or kid

[05:18:36] Yeah, oh, I know I just had fucking

[05:18:39] Even a real right like I'm bronze and solos so that doesn't make any sense

[05:18:45] The only way to get problems is like literally too intensely here

[05:18:48] I got it. I got it. I got it. Oh, nice goal. Oh, nice job.

[05:18:56] You should do a stream where you're locked in a white room and you can't end to hit SNL.

[05:19:01] So you realize I would not die and start seeing like spirits.

[05:19:05] Ross, SNL? It's sysmal. That would take like three years. I would die.

[05:19:11] I'm sorry I'm sorry it's good it's good it's a learning experience so I gotta do is click a twice here a a

[05:19:26] not dribble under his cock click any twice I'm gonna shut my fucking console off

[05:19:34] You read the top left for me read the top left for me, so I gotta say

[05:19:43] Make see rule one bro rule one

[05:19:46] Yo, this guy's highest shit. Rob. There is not a rule one happening

[05:19:58] Wow

[05:20:03] The top left.

[05:20:04] Run, run, click red bumper.

[05:20:06] This isn't even possible.

[05:20:08] Run, zero points is mathematically, I've never even seen this run.

[05:20:12] Game just started bro.

[05:20:14] Only 40 seconds in boys.

[05:20:16] You go nice and heavy.

[05:20:17] No boys, no boys.

[05:20:19] No boys.

[05:20:20] I have no boys, I have no boys.

[05:20:22] Thank you bro.

[05:20:24] Alright someone just ran for me.

[05:20:25] Alright open that run.

[05:20:27] That wasn't it bro.

[05:20:29] Over the window.

[05:20:31] Flip I think thank you

[05:20:39] No, boys, I have no boys

[05:20:41] No boys, no boys, no boys, Ron if you have no

[05:20:44] Okay, Ron if you have no boys, just no boys, no boys, what is this?

[05:20:49] Ron I know it's just Rocket League

[05:20:53] I don't I could see you have no blues you need not to announce it. Wait, where do you see that?

[05:20:58] It's a circle next everybody's favorite back like run saying

[05:21:05] I thought that was your pain

[05:21:12] Run open that open that open that there we go

[05:21:16] Yes, there it is a pass. Oh, what?

[05:21:18] Well, we'll pass little passing finish can't be there. That's the way guys

[05:21:23] The circle next to your name you guys just now know that it means

[05:21:26] Yeah, I'm God and I've had the game since like I was a fucking like console head to and I seriously never thought in my life that

[05:21:42] Stop stop stop you're high as fuck, please

[05:21:47] That was my first

[05:21:49] I was like, you threw it real you're literally gonna like

[05:21:53] But you're right. I don't want to do this anymore. Yeah, stop. I'm just kidding. I'm just kidding drunk

[05:21:58] Oh, I'm down on police. What's your name in that number?

[05:22:06] Oh

[05:22:19] My God.

[05:22:20] Lace, Lace, LACE, YOU BASTARD!

[05:22:22] You know, let me face you, LACE!

[05:22:24] LACE, LACE, YOU RIGHT?!

[05:22:26] I thought that would've fucked it, I wouldn't...

[05:22:28] Why?!

[05:22:29] I thought that would've fucked it, I wouldn't...

[05:22:31] Why?!

[05:22:33] I don't wanna see Ron lose his mind tonight.

[05:22:36] It's not hallucinating, it's not being a Karen.

[05:22:38] He's clearly high as fuck.

[05:22:40] If you cared about me, you would tell me to fucking do like hardcore more.

[05:22:44] So I could have like at least a good eye.

[05:22:46] No, that's the opposite of what an Apprentice.

[05:22:48] You don't get a fucking breath out.

[05:22:50] You used to tell me that you could do cocaine in your bathroom, and that's why you do it.

[05:22:54] You literally told me, I used to ask guys, like, how do you have so much energy?

[05:22:58] And they'd be like, oh, I tell them I'm going to the bathroom to do fucking pH.

[05:23:02] In reality, you fucking did fucking cocaine.

[05:23:06] Jeff, all right, listen, this guy is clearly not in the headspace to say anything correctly right now.

[05:23:11] None of that.

[05:23:12] I live at 3712 Broad, Long Studio City, 91210 and I'm very happy with my life.

[05:23:23] Looking to get a goal here though. Yeah, that's my boost to the corner. Sorry, Joe.

[05:23:30] Guys, all we need is one more middle of defense. If we lose this game, this is a fucking joke.

[05:23:34] I agree. It would be a blunder.

[05:23:36] They're after us.

[05:23:39] Nice.

[05:23:40] I'm done. I have no boost. I missed all my demos

[05:23:52] God man, I forgot what 10 gifted looks like run. No focus on the game. I

[05:24:00] Am the game

[05:24:02] Fuck I thought that would be a cool fight made that

[05:24:04] I

[05:24:06] Place you're only home this guy's baked

[05:24:10] He's locked he's locked actually nice. That was really good. Wow. He's all he's online bro. Oh my god. I did see a lot from you

[05:24:16] But I'm not wrong good shit

[05:24:19] Hey, what?

[05:24:26] We're all right, bro

[05:24:28] Run what what?

[05:24:30] Look for a demo.

[05:24:31] Why would you take two boots?

[05:24:33] Fuck double fucking, now I'm 800 horsepower instead of 600.

[05:24:37] Oh true, literally none of that works at all.

[05:24:39] Bro, I actually needed that one.

[05:24:43] To be all I needed to harm.

[05:24:45] Pumping this kid?

[05:24:46] Guys, we see defense.

[05:24:47] We see defense.

[05:24:48] Yeah, 30 seconds, boys.

[05:24:49] They're looking for an equalizer.

[05:24:53] How did that not go in?

[05:24:55] Because I'm Nicholas Stewart and nothing ever goes my way

[05:24:57] in any video game ever.

[05:24:59] Leaked! Leaked full name!

[05:25:02] I could have blocked that but I'm bad. I'm bad.

[05:25:06] This is rocket leak!

[05:25:08] Nicholas dude I need you bro.

[05:25:14] Wait, Chad what does the touch prime look like? Can someone tell me?

[05:25:19] I'm gonna get the ball if you go for the second touch.

[05:25:23] Yup, wait I did the ball!

[05:25:24] He's there, he's there.

[05:25:26] Brown, you dissentered for that?

[05:25:28] I didn't

[05:25:31] Okay, we're probably gonna go to overtime right I'm gonna need you guys to like a please give me about 20

[05:25:37] 20 seconds of you being sober

[05:25:48] Oh my god junk that's it's over time. I like I know you guys are high just 20 seconds

[05:25:54] You think I'm just out here trolling around on the field. I'm here to win

[05:25:58] I go

[05:26:02] Oh my god, but my face is itchy

[05:26:06] I love you ladies. No

[05:26:17] You're gonna get docks on Twitter guys. We're in overtime. What do you mean rule one?

[05:26:26] Clearly fucking not

[05:26:28] Yeah, you've knocked it to be rule fucking one brother. Now your office is gonna be on Twitter

[05:26:33] We are the same fucking team! There is no rule one!

[05:26:39] Give me out, give me out of here!

[05:26:41] Rule one doesn't just...

[05:26:43] Give me out!

[05:26:45] No, no, give me out! Give me the fuck out!

[05:26:47] Give me out!

[05:26:49] Give me out!

[05:26:58] If I keep playing with that trio, I'm gonna be in silver.

[05:27:09] Ron is high off of his fucking cock.

[05:27:19] Rule one in overtime.

[05:27:20] We're on the same fucking team.

[05:27:22] Rule one.

[05:27:23] He's screaming rule one in my ears to his fucking teammate in an overtime game.

[05:27:28] Fuck! Fuck! I had four goals!

[05:27:36] Please, Bo. Rowan, stop smoking.

[05:27:38] Stop. You are way too high.

[05:27:41] Rowan, you're the highest I've ever seen you.

[05:27:44] Rowan, stop smoking.

[05:27:49] Bro, please, let's redeem it. Do not redeem.

[05:27:53] Alright, this guy is fucked.

[05:27:56] Like, I've never seen someone more high in my life.

[05:28:12] You can rule on with your teammates?

[05:28:14] Yo, D.D.

[05:28:15] Who the fuck would rule on with their teammates?

[05:28:23] I'm so fucking bad.

[05:28:33] I'm gonna break this fucking door.

[05:28:47] I'm not playing good today at all.

[05:28:55] Promise of trying?

[05:28:56] Wait, what?

[05:29:05] Wait, what? Like, actually?

[05:29:17] Get three jumps.

[05:29:24] Rota's crying.

[05:29:25] Are y'all serious?

[05:29:28] What?

[05:29:29] What?

[05:29:30] What?

[05:29:50] What is prank?

[05:29:54] Hello?

[05:29:56] I was so late to play.

[05:29:58] No, that's fake.

[05:30:00] Dude, no, no, no, don't do this. Chad, don't do this to me. That is fake. That is so fake. Come on. Guys, don't do this to me.

[05:30:14] I don't even want to live no more.

[05:30:16] Bro, come on.

[05:30:20] I love Ron bro but I'm just gonna be in bronze like there's no winning in that

[05:30:37] team like I'm just gonna be in bronze we can't win he's saying rule one and

[05:30:47] I'm going to go up all the time.

[05:30:57] I should have left.

[05:31:07] Yeah

[05:31:23] Jets are up, I'm sorry

[05:31:25] I'm a problem

[05:31:33] Yo, Ron

[05:31:36] Okay, wait. Oh, it's good job. Oh, I've been taking my time

[05:31:41] Right, I'm out of my mind. Who's gonna let my life be mine? Who can relate? I don't want to be a

[05:31:49] I don't want to be a

[05:31:51] I just want to die today. I just want to die

[05:31:58] Be alive

[05:32:04] Right and let me tell you I all this other shit. I'm talking about that they they know it

[05:32:08] I've been praying for somebody to save me. No, it's a row. Okay. My life don't even matter

[05:32:12] I know it. I know it. I know it hurt deep down, but can't show it. I never had a place to come

[05:32:17] My own I never had a phone anybody calling my phone where you be where you at?

[05:32:22] What's on your mind? They say every life matters over here my mind

[05:32:31] Yo rocket here

[05:32:35] Is that jake see I wanted to say I'm sorry for me

[05:32:42] I don't give a fuck

[05:32:44] you fucking egghead motherfucker shut the fuck up bro

[05:32:50] though that's sissy boy Shane get back in the league

[05:32:53] the rocket league it's fucking blanket

[05:32:56] holy I'm crying

[05:33:00] holy shit 100 games in a row

[05:33:03] we just literally won fucking 40 games in a row bro

[05:33:07] this has the nerve to say I'm so yo-y

[05:33:11] I ain't going.

[05:33:12] You got a couple of them bro.

[05:33:14] You got a couple of 40 games in 3 games.

[05:33:16] Jinxy!

[05:33:17] Jinxy!

[05:33:18] Yeah, we make everyone forfeit.

[05:33:19] Everyone has forfeited since you left.

[05:33:21] Oh, alright.

[05:33:22] I'm sort of...

[05:33:23] I got a lot of them in the lap of my game.

[05:33:26] But ours is done.

[05:33:27] They just quit.

[05:33:28] Yeah.

[05:33:29] They just...

[05:33:30] They just forfeited.

[05:33:31] They just forfeited.

[05:33:32] I guess you couldn't relate.

[05:33:33] Your enemies don't forfeit.

[05:33:35] They just laugh at you.

[05:33:37] What a shot!

[05:33:38] What a shot!

[05:33:39] It says he got her losing 2-3, but no, it's actually 2-4.

[05:33:44] It's actually 2-4, so.

[05:33:47] You play mirror scores, though.

[05:33:52] Yeah.

[05:34:01] Well, I assume since you went to go play solo, you also want to help out a hundred games

[05:34:05] when she comes.

[05:34:06] I would have seen that too, I see good assumption.

[05:34:08] I don't know how you played 100, I'm in my control.

[05:34:11] I don't know, I think 8, there's nobody forfeiting to you.

[05:34:14] I don't know how you guys haven't played yet.

[05:34:16] Yeah, all guys, we started another one, the game's over.

[05:34:19] You guys made somebody else split in the last 30 seconds?

[05:34:23] Yeah.

[05:34:24] I can't control what other people do.

[05:34:25] Yeah, it's just more like yeah, there's no time to try, you guys only look at the

[05:34:29] balltops around you.

[05:34:30] Yeah, that's the point of the game.

[05:34:32] I think people are backing up in this year.

[05:34:42] I also see that gold indicator under my name.

[05:34:47] Wait no it's actually a light poop round. What is that?

[05:35:05] Come on bro we need this. We're actually losing this game.

[05:35:08] We're the first loss all night. What are we doing?

[05:35:11] How about you trying?

[05:35:17] So we get to a lobby with hackers, jeez.

[05:35:19] It's those bots that are playing against the quickies.

[05:35:21] It's the ranked bots that are ruining our ASL.

[05:35:23] Dude, we've played so, we've won four games in a row,

[05:35:27] literally in the last 30 seconds.

[05:35:29] Am I blowing a seven to one lead?

[05:35:31] Like, is this actually happening?

[05:35:36] How was the tournament?

[05:35:37] It's in 40 minutes.

[05:35:47] I got a lot for you for a second.

[05:35:49] There we go.

[05:35:50] Good game, bitch.

[05:35:52] What?

[05:35:54] What?

[05:35:55] What?

[05:35:56] What?

[05:36:00] Wait.

[05:36:01] Alright, somebody grab this gas controller.

[05:36:03] I swear to God.

[05:36:04] I swear on everything I love, somebody grab this gas controller.

[05:36:09] I swear to God, somebody grab this gas controller.

[05:36:12] I'm not a cat, Ray.

[05:36:13] Someone grab this gas controller.

[05:36:16] Yo guys, my game's done in 20 seconds, by the way.

[05:36:19] Okay, I'm gonna watch. Can I comment to your game?

[05:36:21] Sure, sure.

[05:36:23] I think he's going around with the ball.

[05:36:25] What's going on here? There's absolutely fucking nothing.

[05:36:27] There's a short leprechaun to his right on screen.

[05:36:30] And he choked the 6 to 7.

[05:36:35] In 8.

[05:36:37] 7.

[05:36:38] 6.

[05:36:39] 5.

[05:36:41] 4.

[05:36:46] We won, Jixi. We won. We won. We won. We won. We won. We won. We won, bro. We won. It's

[05:36:57] simple. This is fucking me! We won, bro. We won. You fucked up. You fucked up, bro.

[05:37:07] Spam it up, chat. Spam it up, chat. We won. Go ahead. You want it? You're gonna lose

[05:37:13] Now karma's gonna get you one always strikes when you least expect it bro. It's over for you, bro

[05:37:19] Feel your cortisol levels rising right now. You can see it's rising. It's rising. It's rising rule once here rule once here

[05:37:35] Fucking damn, bro. Welcome back to the gold league. Let's play it bro. Let's have some fun

[05:37:40] Let's welcome back to go

[05:37:42] channel everything I love that guy handed the controllers brother because it was

[05:37:47] seven to one like that doesn't happen I mean Chad watch back the footage and

[05:37:52] let me know this is seven to one yeah but it was the actual it wasn't a seven

[05:37:58] to one lead the guy handed it control room is brother because it wasn't the

[05:38:01] same guy that was playing it's done the game or it was like a pro recording

[05:38:03] a YouTube video thinking to be bad or something so I don't even care it's

[05:38:06] not a good fight gift it thank you crazy wait we're all wearing the same

[05:38:11] cars bro switch up the swag a little you got a code on this game I don't think

[05:38:23] so you make it so much money you don't even know what's coming in he's let's

[05:38:32] play ready thank you for the LUL in my chat

[05:38:38] Appreciate it. So Jixi, what rank are you going to get by the end of this year?

[05:38:43] Um

[05:38:45] I don't know man by like december. I think my goal is to get low champ low champ by champ one

[05:38:52] Yeah

[05:38:53] Right now i've been watched. I watched that 1v1. You're about to go down a rank, brother

[05:38:58] Who's team are y'all on?

[05:39:00] Yeah, currently it says i'm on the blue team. Are you on the orange?

[05:39:04] Oh reversing rocket we

[05:39:18] Yeah, listen, I don't know why they have a clan tag in their name

[05:39:22] You know they're on Xbox right now fucking hype is shit dude. We're in jing see and fucking stable and auto and that one fat loser

[05:39:28] lays

[05:39:29] We're in their lobby brother locked right now. They're eating talkies and everything

[05:39:33] Rewind, that was Rewind. I was actually Rewind.

[05:39:36] I got shot.

[05:39:38] Let's get a bounce back.

[05:39:40] Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

[05:39:42] Quick, back, back, back, back, back.

[05:39:47] This arena's low key kind of copy though.

[05:39:49] Yeah, this is... Oh, one, bro! What is this guy doing?

[05:39:53] Nice run.

[05:39:54] Lucky, we'll take that.

[05:39:55] Let's get that.

[05:39:56] Let's get it, Junk. Let's get it, Ron.

[05:39:57] Look for boost.

[05:39:59] You can hit it.

[05:40:00] So I went up.

[05:40:01] Fuck!

[05:40:02] yep and he just tripled on us oh my is that case so is that case so wait is that actually

[05:40:11] so here look watch

[05:40:25] I'm gonna go for it

[05:40:34] these guys are beautiful yeah yeah 100% I'm hiding here

[05:40:41] You go run, I'm in metaminet, you go.

[05:40:45] Where are you driving man?

[05:40:49] I'm in it.

[05:40:53] We're good, we're good, we're good, we're good.

[05:40:57] Doing it for the unpaid workers.

[05:41:01] Let's do this shit for them.

[05:41:05] I have a pen, I have an apple.

[05:41:13] Apple pen, I have a pen, I have a pineapple.

[05:41:18] Rubber loosing right now.

[05:41:20] Pen pineapple pen.

[05:41:22] I have a pen.

[05:41:23] Over the middle.

[05:41:24] I have an apple.

[05:41:26] I have a pen, and an apple and a pineapple.

[05:41:30] That's actually good. That's rare rare moment. Oh my double rare moment. Oh my god. Oh my god.

[05:41:48] What a save! There's split screen broke. There's split screen broke.

[05:41:53] I need to hit the ball

[05:41:55] Okay, why hit the ball I could just make ball

[05:41:57] I wanna fly

[05:41:59] Fuck

[05:42:01] I wanna fly can't you

[05:42:03] No bush

[05:42:05] No bush, stab no bush

[05:42:09] That's gonna land on the map

[05:42:11] We gotta stay on this

[05:42:13] Get in the shicks, get it

[05:42:15] Don't double commit

[05:42:19] We're good, we're good

[05:42:21] We're good. We're good. We're good. We're good.

[05:42:24] Oh, have I even touched the ball this game, Chuck?

[05:42:27] Am I a cheeseburger?

[05:42:29] Cheeseburger, hamburger, cheeseburger.

[05:42:32] It's a good meat.

[05:42:34] Oh my god. Oh my god.

[05:42:36] We gotta finish that. We gotta finish that.

[05:42:37] There it is.

[05:42:39] I haven't no one called that. Jixxedio?

[05:42:41] There it is.

[05:42:42] Nice, boys!

[05:42:43] Equalizer!

[05:42:44] There you go.

[05:42:45] Great pass.

[05:42:46] Thank you. Thank you.

[05:42:47] Right there. Give us nugs.

[05:42:49] Y'all get done. Knuckles.

[05:42:53] Knuckles on, great pass.

[05:42:54] Knuckles, everybody, knuckles.

[05:42:58] I'm gone.

[05:42:59] I'm gone too. Double whammy.

[05:43:01] We only need one guy.

[05:43:03] Life's like a double whammy.

[05:43:05] Knuckles on? My Xavier show base?

[05:43:07] Of course.

[05:43:08] Only one guy's gone now.

[05:43:10] I'm in here.

[05:43:12] Faked it.

[05:43:14] You're not?

[05:43:16] not it again look at me carry my team laser laser don't don't not fake in the

[05:43:22] bowl in the phone line nice

[05:43:27] okay whoa open that open it fast the car died what a fast I don't have to stop

[05:43:34] no bulls looking for the game bro over the game bro this guy's using fucking

[05:43:39] batteries in this fucking controller no plug in like a cheeseburger

[05:43:46] I don't know.

[05:43:53] Please don't run into my car.

[05:43:59] I don't know.

[05:44:01] I'm going to take the block.

[05:44:04] That's not my bag boys.

[05:44:06] Case so strict again.

[05:44:07] We're a lot of time.

[05:44:08] What are you just in for?

[05:44:12] Rocket League God Squad.

[05:44:14] Oh my god, they're actual Gerberts. Rocket League God Squad. Oh, I don't know

[05:44:23] No

[05:44:26] Are they winning

[05:44:35] Chicksie you're a fall chaser, bro

[05:44:44] I got a score now.

[05:44:46] Did he get off the ball?

[05:44:49] No, he's just there bro.

[05:44:52] Dude, this guy's fucking my asshole.

[05:44:54] What's wrong with him?

[05:44:56] Did a 2R off the wall jump?

[05:45:00] No, go go go go go go go!

[05:45:02] I got it, I got it, I got it.

[05:45:04] I got no boost, bro.

[05:45:08] Yeah, I'm done.

[05:45:14] We got a play again we're getting nail biters, bro. Dude. That's my bad. Okay. What did I do bad there? Chats?

[05:45:27] I'm gonna explain to me so I can learn from this mistake. Okay, Jixi as the higher rank, help you drop a note on us, bro

[05:45:33] Maybe we need to build need to build chemistry, bro. I have like a essay. What's I mean?

[05:45:40] Okay, we are we got a while first off you let's talk in a skew. Shall we run?

[05:45:44] Stop ramming into the back of my car. Second, guys, don't triple commit, don't double commit.

[05:45:51] If somebody's close to a ball, let that person go to the ball.

[05:45:54] Like, let's not have three people on the ball.

[05:45:56] We keep getting counter-attack because we keep overextending, bro.

[05:45:59] I'll play back. I just want you guys to be annoying as fuck up top.

[05:46:02] I'll play back. I'll get saved and I'll get long shots, okay?

[05:46:05] You know what I very promise? Can we leave this for a quick, can we forfeit?

[05:46:08] We need, we need a clan. We need a clan.

[05:46:10] We need to make a clan that everyone at home is going to be like, I want to be a part of that.

[05:46:26] Oh my god, I just broke rule one. I have to go AFK out of respect. I have to go AFK. Top 5 respect moments.

[05:46:32] I'm dead serious. I have to go AFK. This is top 5 respect moments. I'm dead serious.

[05:46:37] that serious I can't see you get look at that I got my respect you see

[05:46:48] like I saved the double jump there yeah

[05:46:53] I might burn. No reaction.

[05:46:55] Like what? No reaction.

[05:46:57] What the fuck is that?

[05:47:01] Remember that meme you just seen?

[05:47:03] I forgot. How is this?

[05:47:05] You know that meme or no?

[05:47:07] Yep. Watch out for the focus.

[05:47:09] Yeah, I can watch out for that.

[05:47:11] out for that

[05:47:21] only option probably uh...

[05:47:25] I'll play back for a little bit here boys

[05:47:28] you guys have a little double for me

[05:47:31] oh my oh my god

[05:47:36] no I said it for you that's so easy

[05:47:39] That was a good set, dude.

[05:47:41] I'm playing.

[05:47:43] Oh, why are they always there?

[05:47:51] Let's save that. Easy.

[05:47:57] Setting it to the middle.

[05:47:59] Oh my god!

[05:48:01] I think I hit too much grass.

[05:48:05] No worries.

[05:48:07] I got it, I got it, look at that.

[05:48:14] I know what the problem is.

[05:48:16] You got it, you got it.

[05:48:17] I can't no gas, is it?

[05:48:19] I was gonna assist the hell.

[05:48:21] Oh, what a tap from him.

[05:48:23] Good tap, boys.

[05:48:25] I'ma go to the mo- I got it, I got it.

[05:48:28] I'll be right here.

[05:48:30] I demoed him.

[05:48:32] Good demo, Ross.

[05:48:33] Let's get back, get back on the desktop.

[05:48:35] I'm fucking, I'm the way in gritsky this game.

[05:48:42] I got him.

[05:48:47] I got him.

[05:48:53] Nice one.

[05:48:57] Good kill.

[05:49:00] I'm right here.

[05:49:03] There it is back

[05:49:06] Get some boost get some boost get some boost

[05:49:08] You go you go you go about him

[05:49:12] Keep some of us in the middle. Oh

[05:49:16] No, no, no, no bad. Hey bad. Hey bad. Hey bad. Hey

[05:49:20] We're all back. No, no, you boosted

[05:49:25] You're fucking shit. He's got

[05:49:29] Hey, there it is could be centered maybe

[05:49:33] That's it. That's it. That's it. That's it

[05:49:35] off the wall

[05:49:36] You rock. Oh fuck. I didn't boost. I don't boost

[05:49:42] Good block Jakes

[05:49:44] I'm hitting it harder

[05:49:46] Oh, that's it. That's a good job. That's a good job

[05:49:54] No boost oh, oh, no I got I got I got it

[05:50:00] I bet

[05:50:02] Jax you finish it good good sacrifice

[05:50:06] No, give me this cash. We're gonna split women's just lock it. It's actually a close game

[05:50:23] Yes, I'll take that side

[05:50:30] Defense! Defense!

[05:50:34] Defense!

[05:50:38] Hold in the middle.

[05:50:42] DZ!

[05:50:46] No! I couldn't get up.

[05:50:50] I couldn't get up. It just spawned into our net.

[05:50:54] Wait, that was literally about to be a

[05:50:58] be a deep log you're gonna have top 10 rock better we got top okay I'm going

[05:51:02] jixie jixie I'm going

[05:51:08] nice nice good boost that's who the boost

[05:51:17] nice

[05:51:19] No, no, no.

[05:51:23] Let's try again.

[05:51:26] No game, bro.

[05:51:28] No, I saved it.

[05:51:31] I don't know.

[05:51:32] I'm back.

[05:51:33] I'm back.

[05:51:34] Chill.

[05:51:35] Chill.

[05:51:36] Chill.

[05:51:37] Chill.

[05:51:38] Chill.

[05:51:39] Chill.

[05:51:40] Chill.

[05:51:41] Chill.

[05:51:42] Chill.

[05:51:43] Chill.

[05:51:44] Chill.

[05:51:45] Chill.

[05:51:46] Chill.

[05:51:47] Chill.

[05:51:48] Chill.

[05:51:49] I got it, I got it. Oh fuck.

[05:51:53] Hitting it?

[05:51:55] We got a score right now.

[05:51:57] We got a score right now.

[05:52:03] Line it, line it.

[05:52:04] Ron don't hit it backwards man.

[05:52:07] Ron it's already nipped!

[05:52:09] I tried so hard man.

[05:52:11] Not good boys.

[05:52:12] Okay, I gotta stop ball chasing.

[05:52:14] Okay, so that's my biggest problem right now, bro. I'm really trying though. That's the thing. You see I'm not trolling

[05:52:21] I swear, please don't get mad. Please. The thing is these games it's hungry. Wait, wait, wait. We still come back. We still come back. We still come back.

[05:52:27] Keep it right. Keep it in the air boys. Keep it in the air.

[05:52:30] They keep up. Keep it in the air.

[05:52:33] Little doing a factory reset.

[05:52:37] I'm sorry, bro. I actually tried. I'm sorry. I'm dead ass. But no, can you actually not get mad?

[05:52:44] I'm sitting from place out of touch though, and you ran it backwards then passed it over to middle man

[05:52:49] I didn't mean to oh, I'm so

[05:52:52] Okay, okay fine. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Okay. Okay. No troll. I'm going back to the uh, I know my problem is

[05:53:00] No, no, I'm going back to octane. I'm going back to octane. We're good. Yeah

[05:53:04] I'm sorry, bro. I'm dead ass. I'll I'll never do that again. I

[05:53:09] You're good. You're good. I promise

[05:53:11] I'm gonna make a I'm actually gonna make you up for it. I'm gonna make up for you in it

[05:53:16] I'm gonna. I don't know how to say. Oh come on. Lazy value up

[05:53:26] Okay, this time I'm not fall chasing

[05:53:29] Yeah, it's no where you think the ball's gonna go

[05:53:32] They're gonna hit it again

[05:53:34] No, I wasn't there I didn't

[05:53:37] Be fair that I was a couple things wrong nuts me

[05:53:41] All good, yeah

[05:53:46] Get on the win streak come on this could be the new squad win streak will hit here

[05:53:50] Everyone needs the funny guy me the serious guy jimsy and the good guy lays

[05:53:56] Yeah

[05:53:58] Make it fake it

[05:54:00] Take it again. Wow ever the whole lobby speaking it

[05:54:04] I go I go

[05:54:06] I gotta start saying that. I go, I go, I go.

[05:54:09] We need to make a clan. Someone remind us to make a clan after this, boys.

[05:54:13] Yeah, true. We do.

[05:54:20] Fuck.

[05:54:23] You made this?

[05:54:26] Sign that up.

[05:54:29] Oh, man.

[05:54:31] Oh, man.

[05:54:32] I just need to take this.

[05:54:34] What is that Rob?

[05:54:36] What is that Rob?

[05:54:38] There we go, there we fucking go!

[05:54:40] Hey!

[05:54:42] Hey!

[05:54:44] Hey!

[05:54:46] Let's go, I'm speeding off that time!

[05:54:48] I'm like a perkazite, let's go!

[05:54:50] Go for it, go for it, go for it, go for it!

[05:54:52] I go for it, I go for it, I go for it!

[05:54:57] What attacks, ladies?

[05:54:59] What attacks?

[05:55:01] I go, I go, I go, I go.

[05:55:04] Oh my god this guy is a creep.

[05:55:12] Hold on a minute. Hit him!

[05:55:14] Didn't have much use on it though.

[05:55:16] I got it!

[05:55:18] No, I need a boost, a boost.

[05:55:20] I might have been a great center for them.

[05:55:26] Hold on a minute.

[05:55:28] I got it!

[05:56:00] One of those things you have to call, bro.

[05:56:01] It's just one of those things you have to call.

[05:56:03] Good job.

[05:56:06] What did he say, bro?

[05:56:08] He said to call it, bro.

[05:56:08] Let's hit it.

[05:56:17] They're whipping.

[05:56:18] Someone's killed for them.

[05:56:23] Let's get a forward event.

[05:56:26] You guys.

[05:56:27] You go, I go, I go, I go.

[05:56:28] You go.

[05:56:30] I

[05:56:42] Didn't hit you at all

[05:56:47] Like see where you'd like see where your team is

[05:56:51] I'm gonna go I'm gonna go I bumped him I bumped him but all time

[05:56:53] I'm using too much boost I am ball chasing and using too much boost

[05:57:04] I got it there it is there hold a minute that's good

[05:57:20] I got it. I got it.

[05:57:30] Oh, we broke it. Oh, we broke one.

[05:57:35] Go ahead and get a fair respect.

[05:57:38] Not bad. Nope.

[05:57:42] I'm not touching it. I didn't want to touch it. I didn't want to touch it.

[05:57:45] I got it. I got it. I got it.

[05:57:46] Not bad. I was pretty good. I didn't touch over this

[05:57:54] Throw my chat, hello, what does it pick you to my chat for?

[05:58:00] And who's potato boats

[05:58:07] Oh, yeah, nice rock

[05:58:11] Yeah, I'll get rid of that fucking command, bro. Now

[05:58:16] I didn't expect that.

[05:58:19] What the fuck?

[05:58:22] Don't wade or that good, bro.

[05:58:25] Now in the middle left!

[05:58:27] I don't get it.

[05:58:32] We've lost a fucking six in a row, I think.

[05:58:34] No, we haven't.

[05:58:36] None of us are playing that, bro.

[05:58:38] I agree.

[05:58:39] I'm the only one with a goal, but it doesn't matter.

[05:58:41] We're all a team at the end of the day.

[05:58:46] Plus the winds is gonna feel a lot better now.

[05:58:50] Oh god.

[05:58:51] Oh!

[05:58:53] So, nice jinks! That's it! That's it! That's it! That's it! That's it!

[05:58:59] That's not it. Can I get a GG in the chat?

[05:59:03] We got time, we got time.

[05:59:05] I was literally just trying to do demolition that's not me though on God that would have

[05:59:31] I think you just squished with him

[05:59:33] No, on God I would have gone in regardless, whoever that name is, that's you

[05:59:39] I'm not even plucking that, I'm the only goal of my team, like what?

[05:59:42] I don't think anyone's necessarily playing God, I just think the wind's loading

[05:59:46] Wait

[05:59:48] Look at that bro

[05:59:49] The putters are fucking ASL on this

[05:59:54] Oh, that's you Jixi

[05:59:56] Let the bossa beat it, does he get it?

[05:59:58] Fuck now

[06:00:01] Alright y'all, I'ma go play once for a little bit then.

[06:00:04] No no no, okay. On my soul, on my soul last one, I'll meet my mic the whole time.

[06:00:09] No no no.

[06:00:10] Okay, no we're not gonna play this all day.

[06:00:12] Quick question.

[06:00:13] If you're gonna go lose on one, why wouldn't you just play with us and lose with the bruzz?

[06:00:16] No no no, it's not even that guy.

[06:00:18] Hey wait wait no, go actually!

[06:00:20] I actually used to clan on my soul, we gotta play along with the clan.

[06:00:23] At least one of the clans.

[06:00:25] That's a 2v2 tournament in 20 minutes, and I'ma just play solo I think.

[06:00:31] Well that doesn't make any sense. That doesn't make any sense. Well like y'all play the 2v2 tournament and then I'll go play the 2v2 tournament like so.

[06:00:40] Yeah like I said that doesn't make any sense still. Guys I just went from flat 3 to go 2 or go 3 or flat 2 to go 3 in 5 games.

[06:00:50] Okay okay can we can we genuinely try. Can we try. Okay chat fairs or no. Can we try one more with just a clan.

[06:00:57] It's just a clan and if we lose on everything, we're done.

[06:01:01] I'm already in a clan.

[06:01:03] What's your clan, bro?

[06:01:05] Tattabuffins.

[06:01:06] Bro, let's create something different, like WCW.

[06:01:12] Like, we can't win.

[06:01:14] Yeah.

[06:01:15] Be like a motivation to kids that couldn't be here today.

[06:01:19] So wait, you guys want to play for what?

[06:01:21] Like with a clan?

[06:01:23] Yeah, just another game.

[06:01:24] But this time we're in a clan.

[06:01:25] more like 10, a little more like see if we can get the ball rolling.

[06:01:29] I already have a club, but I could invite you to it.

[06:01:33] I mean, she doesn't sound like a bad shout.

[06:01:35] All right, I invite you.

[06:01:36] Once you join, you invite Lace.

[06:01:40] Because I already have a club.

[06:01:41] Who's S4 Block Geared?

[06:01:44] Like it.

[06:01:45] No, I was just in a clan that said, I guess someone was on my account.

[06:01:49] How do I invite him?

[06:01:50] Just click his name and then about him.

[06:01:57] Chad who wants to join the clan right now?

[06:02:02] Five get that on right here.

[06:02:06] Invite Lays if you can.

[06:02:10] It doesn't say anything.

[06:02:11] It says it doesn't work.

[06:02:14] Damn, he's probably not the right promo.

[06:02:16] Guys, we really need a clan. We just need to defend our net a little bit.

[06:02:20] Alright, can we try one more, then?

[06:02:21] Clan is definitely important, though.

[06:02:22] Yeah, I'll do one more, but then I gotta go play this tournament in a sec.

[06:02:26] Okay, but give me something to work with.

[06:02:29] If I win this... Or if we win this, come on.

[06:02:34] What do you mean? Come on, bro.

[06:02:35] Like, if I win this, would we win this, bro? Come on.

[06:02:38] Let's make something out of nothing, kid.

[06:02:40] Alright, let's go.

[06:02:42] Oh, I don't have music, though.

[06:02:43] I'm good at this.

[06:02:44] Oh, yeah, we got that. We got that we wanted for you

[06:02:50] Splash

[06:02:54] For the clan

[06:02:57] Seconds in the clan

[06:03:04] Yo, try to get it wrong try to get all the jump late jump late. Don't worry

[06:03:07] What a pinch that was it's a nice map low key

[06:03:14] like River City

[06:03:16] that is a good sound

[06:03:19] I don't have a problem that Tommy video games like that

[06:03:26] I played Call of Duty by myself

[06:03:28] I didn't have a path it's like two cameras. I wish I did

[06:03:39] Oh, we've been picked it funny right? Wait. Yes. Wait. You just stole my call. What?

[06:03:50] Fuck it. Fuck it, bro. It wasn't going in. Look what I did. How's this stealing?

[06:03:56] That was gonna go get it you were going away from the ball

[06:03:59] Stole my goal, bro. I was doing the clan. I don't know on the best goal fucking shooter in the clan

[06:04:05] That it that it that's for the scoreboard doesn't really like to find me

[06:04:10] Just stole my boots to your jealous now that I called you out on this shit

[06:04:22] What is the might what does we Joe mean

[06:04:24] I'm hitting this.

[06:04:28] Alright guys, 2-0 lead.

[06:04:29] This could be our first win of the night.

[06:04:33] Good.

[06:04:34] First of many.

[06:04:35] Oh, I have to go for an aerial here.

[06:04:39] Surely.

[06:04:40] Nice!

[06:04:41] Aerial!

[06:04:42] Aerial!

[06:04:43] Aerial!

[06:04:44] Aerial!

[06:04:45] Aerial!

[06:04:46] Aerial!

[06:04:47] Aerial!

[06:04:48] Aerial!

[06:04:49] Dunked on!

[06:04:50] Aerial!

[06:04:51] Aerial!

[06:04:52] What?

[06:04:53] Don't fuck with me!

[06:04:54] Was I in the air?

[06:04:56] Was I in the air?

[06:04:58] Was I in the air?

[06:05:00] Was I in the air?

[06:05:02] And you had boost?

[06:05:04] I had mad boost.

[06:05:06] There's stars aligned, this is me.

[06:05:08] I go, I go, I go.

[06:05:10] Whoa!

[06:05:12] I faked it, I faked it, I faked it.

[06:05:14] I need the ball.

[06:05:16] Oh, that's on me.

[06:05:18] That's on me, that was a shit fucking touch!

[06:05:20] Alright guys, this is our first win of the night.

[06:05:22] on the leaf first of many you mean no I got I got to go after this yeah well

[06:05:28] play bro yeah play what no like I did y'all should do the 2v2 tournament

[06:05:35] together that ball look bro ever since we've been in the clan this has been

[06:06:09] I've always actually wondered that.

[06:06:13] I don't know man.

[06:06:15] You drank tea at all?

[06:06:17] Yeah.

[06:06:19] Wait, you literally just...

[06:06:21] Bro, you gotta hit that man.

[06:06:23] It's right on your dick.

[06:06:25] I did hit it, look.

[06:06:29] He hit me, he pushed me bro.

[06:06:31] push me bro

[06:06:37] I did it I did it I did it

[06:06:38] I did it I did it

[06:06:46] I got it I got it I got it

[06:06:48] walk in boys let's not lose okay

[06:06:50] we can get a win together

[06:06:52] we are definitely looking to score here

[06:06:54] I go

[06:06:55] I miss that I'm so fucking bad

[06:06:56] get back

[06:06:57] you gotta get back

[06:06:59] no

[06:07:00] No

[06:07:13] I know but I'm focused also making sure it doesn't come to you

[06:07:22] No, it was both of us

[06:07:24] I'm good. Jay. Good. Nice fucking. Hey

[06:07:27] You

[06:07:34] You pitched it you pitched it you pitched it

[06:07:39] We're good boys

[06:07:50] Okay, just keep it out just keep it out

[06:07:57] I'm proud of you.

[06:07:59] I missed, I missed.

[06:08:01] Nice!

[06:08:03] Let's go guys!

[06:08:05] We're trying to favor, were you?

[06:08:07] That was good respect once right there.

[06:08:09] Y'all are actually lost now.

[06:08:13] Yeah, we're in a clan, but we got something to play for.

[06:08:15] Fuck.

[06:08:19] Damn! That was me!

[06:08:23] Over the middle.

[06:08:25] over the middle oh that was plus five respect to they're all putting in my

[06:08:30] chat

[06:08:33] nice lady

[06:08:35] I go I go I go I go

[06:08:39] 30 seconds guys hold the fuck on hold the fuck on nice

[06:08:46] Okay, 30 seconds, don't get back. Get back! Do not confuse me!

[06:08:56] I said, I said get back!

[06:08:59] You can drop me, I can hit it too man.

[06:09:05] Well you got a call with me, I didn't know you were there.

[06:09:07] Use your eyes, Ron, I'm in front of you, bro.

[06:09:09] Look at that setup, I literally sent out for you.

[06:09:12] Right there! We finally won!

[06:09:14] We won!

[06:09:16] Good shit, y'all.

[06:09:18] I'm proud of y'all boys, man.

[06:09:20] Easy.

[06:09:22] Alright guys, we're about to go play this tournament

[06:09:24] down in Lockhand, alright man?

[06:09:26] It's fun to play with y'all.

[06:09:42] you

[06:10:12] you

[06:10:42] you

[06:11:12] you

[06:11:42] you

[06:12:12] you

[06:12:42] you

[06:13:12] you

[06:13:42] you

[06:14:12] you

[06:14:42] you

[06:15:42] I

[06:15:59] Was this a skip y'all don't know real music. Let me show you real music. Let me show you real fucking music

[06:16:12] Let's just be a mirror!

[06:16:21] We're leaving, son!

[06:16:29] Get down, you idiot!

[06:16:31] Shut up!

[06:16:42] She's down. She is climbing.

[06:16:44] She's going up.

[06:16:45] It's a pressure.

[06:16:48] It is dangerous.

[06:16:49] Your heart is beating.

[06:16:50] It's going to break.

[06:16:52] Flood doesn't touch you, but my soul is...

[06:16:55] Dad, it's not easy.

[06:16:56] Shut the fuck up!

[06:16:59] Off you go!

[06:17:01] Dad!

[06:17:03] It's a pressure.

[06:17:04] She's down.

[06:17:05] It's a pressure.

[06:17:07] It's a pressure.

[06:17:09] It's a pressure.

[06:17:11] I'm dying!

[06:17:17] Yeah, this music is good, dude. Y'all are cringe.

[06:17:20] But this music is good.

[06:17:41] Get out of here! Get out of here! It's just a guy!

[06:17:46] Get out of here! It's just a guy!

[06:18:11] Come on y'all tell me I'm not winning a tournament with this shit on

[06:18:23] How is this bad Chad this is good ass shit what I'm gonna go take a

[06:18:41] you

[06:19:11] Thank you.

[06:19:41] I'll be right back.

[06:19:48] Chat.

[06:19:52] Prayer's in the chat.

[06:20:00] I'll be right back.

[06:20:07] Chat.

[06:20:08] Prayer's in the chat.

[06:20:10] No, no, no, I'm not doing lines.

[06:20:13] Shut the fuck up.

[06:20:14] Yo, prayer's in the chat.

[06:20:15] We got one minute and 30 seconds until we make history tonight.

[06:20:20] Until we make history tonight, gal.

[06:20:22] She's full of attitude

[06:20:25] I'm going to fuck you up

[06:20:27] I'm going to fuck you up

[06:20:29] I'm going to fuck you up

[06:20:31] Five

[06:20:31] Fuck you up, fuck you up, fuck you up, fuck you up

[06:20:34] Bro, y'all can keep laughing

[06:20:35] This is good at music

[06:20:36] I don't care

[06:20:36] This is gonna help me play good

[06:20:38] She's full of attitude

[06:20:40] I'm going to fuck you up

[06:20:42] I'm going to fuck you up, fuck you up, fuck you up

[06:20:44] Bro, what do you mean pushing 30?

[06:20:46] This is good, like, yo

[06:20:47] This is good music

[06:20:48] How many times do I gotta say this?

[06:20:50] It's that noise pollution.

[06:20:53] Ron is playing your tournament.

[06:20:56] You think he'll get in?

[06:20:57] Yo, keep roasting it, but I don't care.

[06:21:06] This is good music.

[06:21:20] I'm about to shoot myself, all right, come on Simon, this is noise pollution, y'all

[06:21:31] actually, wow, y'all hate funk this much, bro, y'all are like the anti-funk club, what?

[06:21:40] Funk is not this bad, oh my god, one minute, one minute, one minute, one minute, one minute,

[06:21:45] One minute, one minute, one minute, one minute, one minute, one minute, one minute, one minute, one minute.

[06:21:49] Shhh.

[06:21:58] You look so cute with no eyebrows. Thank you, Avian.

[06:22:02] It's tournament time. It's 10 p.m.

[06:22:15] Is everybody feeling a little zesty tonight?

[06:22:23] Alright guys, let's try the Windows Tournament, alright?

[06:22:26] Prayers when it's out.

[06:22:28] I love this little dude.

[06:22:30] This reminds me of like, the old siege days dude.

[06:22:45] This is Andy, y'all.

[06:22:54] time is starting. Two minutes.

[06:22:56] Your expectations, I know what you want to be

[06:23:01] I was never caught on for a prom queen

[06:23:04] If I was more ready to see you think he's well like me

[06:23:11] Dye sites, my insecurities

[06:23:14] I'm in deep, I'm sure you'll find it

[06:23:17] You're right, let's get high, this is pussy shit

[06:23:19] First ever tournament win right here right now. Lock in. Losing is not an option. Failure

[06:23:39] of us not an option. Losing is not an option. Everybody lock in. First ever tournament win.

[06:23:57] Generating bracket. Generating bracket. Mods of predictions. You know what I want the

[06:24:02] prediction to be? Mods. Don't predict what I win each game. Mods. Due to prediction,

[06:24:09] What did I win the tournament?

[06:24:11] Due to the prediction, what did I win the tournament?

[06:24:13] Because I know there's going to be like so many doubters, and I want the believers to

[06:24:16] get paid.

[06:24:17] I want the believers to get paid.

[06:24:21] We got second last night.

[06:24:22] You're telling me we can't get first?

[06:24:25] We got second last night.

[06:24:31] I need absolutely everyone to lock the fucking everyone.

[06:24:35] I

[06:25:05] Oh

[06:25:08] Turn the time in five seconds. Come on

[06:25:35] and I just count the hours

[06:25:37] Stop chipping, I'm chipping off the power

[06:25:40] I take all the sandwiches

[06:25:43] This is the broken, this game as well as the...

[06:25:46] Alright, my teammate, this is important

[06:25:48] This is important

[06:25:49] My teammate is solely the killer

[06:25:52] Oh god

[06:25:53] His club name is 420

[06:25:56] His club name is 420

[06:25:59] This open, quick enough to move, motherfucker

[06:26:02] Wait, how are we playing against a diamond tournament winner?

[06:26:07] How are we playing against a diamond tournament winner if we're in a...

[06:26:12] How are we playing against a diamond tournament winner if we're in a gold tournament?

[06:26:16] It's fine. If we lose...

[06:26:19] Okay, to be fair, he did win a diamond tournament literally like a year ago.

[06:26:23] To be fair, though, chat, if we lose this, it's better to lose in the first round because then we can play second chance.

[06:26:29] Bro, how did he win a diamond tournament?

[06:26:32] It's season 11. Yeah, that is like two years ago. All right, we're good

[06:26:38] Bro, I gotta get my confidence back. I gotta get my confidence back. I gotta get my confidence back

[06:26:44] Ha check it is our best. Give us our best

[06:26:49] You know what I got I got it. I got it. I got it. I got it. I got it

[06:26:53] Come out of the money up with me homie

[06:27:02] One minute one minute one minute one minute one minute one minute one minute one minute

[06:27:08] Come on! One minute!

[06:27:38] I don't know what I've been doing, all of the nights I went to sleep but I ain't had no food

[06:27:42] When I'm up and I'm just thinking about my next move

[06:27:45] Gotta keep my head above water, gotta make it do

[06:27:48] I do the shit for my mom and my little brother too

[06:27:51] Ain't no more harm in my mind, I just look like a school

[06:27:54] Gotta make my thing on my grind, know I can't be no fool

[06:27:56] Fuck you!

[06:27:57] It's time to win!

[06:27:59] Yeah, I'll be your mood, so later I ain't gotta keep it too

[06:28:02] Surprise, but I knew, my dreams come true

[06:28:05] Stay down til I came up with my niggas

[06:28:07] Ride her on the fair ride you know it's a wimmy

[06:28:09] Alright I gotta focus, I gotta see how good this kid is

[06:28:17] Bro like I said if we lose in the first round it's okay

[06:28:20] That's on me. I just saw it. I just saw it. Nice. Please focus. Please focus. Sorry,

[06:28:42] I'm going to actually do my knife.

[06:28:47] What the fuck just happened?

[06:28:51] Alright, I feel like Sully is probably better than the other guy for sure.

[06:29:12] I'm like full concentrating right now.

[06:29:16] I'm dying in turn here.

[06:29:20] Hit it slowly. Open that! No, no, no, no.

[06:29:24] Slowly got placed a bar there, man.

[06:29:32] How are we playing?

[06:30:12] Slowly nice over the middle

[06:30:18] I have a shot, are you brain dead? I have a shot. What's the point of walling it?

[06:30:27] It's like he can see me in his sights. I know he can see me

[06:30:42] I'm so fucking mocked and it's disgusting.

[06:30:46] Come on!

[06:30:47] Chad, we have to win, we have to win, alright, alright, this is best of luck.

[06:30:58] Speed flipping, alright, slowly, slowly.

[06:31:04] Is he a stream sniper?

[06:31:09] There's no way that's a real human being.

[06:31:13] He has to be a sniper.

[06:31:16] Pink.

[06:31:19] You're 44 pink.

[06:31:22] I just want to win a tournament, man.

[06:31:28] We dribbled into our net.

[06:31:30] Are you serious?

[06:31:33] Please God don't tell me you're serious.

[06:31:38] I mean I don't even know if he streams that, it looks like he's trying to win.

[06:31:44] For Christ's sakes he dribbled the bottom to our necks.

[06:31:54] It's probably a good idea to just let them win and go for the second chance.

[06:31:58] There's no there's no way

[06:32:07] But like the thing is

[06:32:11] Is it possible to win

[06:32:18] Like even

[06:32:20] Even if we like beat these guys, it's like I don't think I can win this so

[06:32:25] I'm gonna I'm gonna have an ender's

[06:32:32] you're he does not even think I said he doesn't think I exist

[06:32:38] this is every team that I've ever had every tournament ever I've ever played

[06:32:43] like random team and I mean

[06:32:55] I want to be like nice but like slowly let me hit ball sometimes.

[06:33:06] It's pointless.

[06:33:19] I'm telling you that-

[06:33:20] telling you that is this kid fucking fucking brain

[06:33:35] he's gonna end me in the back I can already kill him

[06:33:50] Yeah, it's on the move. Fucking move. Fucking move, stop it.

[06:34:20] So, have you got anything?

[06:34:27] No, he's done nothing.

[06:34:34] This is insane.

[06:34:50] Sully, that's an open shot for you.

[06:34:57] Oh my god, we're gonna lose.

[06:35:05] Sully, please, Sully, Sully, please, please, please, God, Sully.

[06:35:10] Hit the ball.

[06:35:12] Oh my god.

[06:35:16] Let's go!

[06:35:19] SULLIE!

[06:35:21] Oh my god!

[06:35:22] SULLIE SULLIE!

[06:35:24] SULLIE SULLIE SULLIE!

[06:35:25] SULLIE SULLIE SULLIE!

[06:35:27] YES!

[06:35:36] You can't do second chance now?

[06:35:38] I mean it's okay as long as we win!

[06:35:41] Okay I had three goals, one save and five shots.

[06:35:45] I could have did better.

[06:35:47] Sort of good good. We're in the next round

[06:35:51] Yeah, I can't get case. I'm already in I'm already in I'm already in I

[06:35:58] Can't I can't even prove you play the second chance

[06:36:06] You're definitely not winning chat unbiasedly is totally good enough to win

[06:36:13] Okay, see what I mean these guys look way less intimidating

[06:36:17] We're looking at their cars.

[06:36:22] Bro, okay, we're gonna win this tournament.

[06:36:31] Tom Feligiu?

[06:36:32] If I can keep carrying, we'll win.

[06:36:34] I'm not trolling.

[06:36:36] Bro, they have titles from season three.

[06:36:40] There's no way I lose.

[06:36:43] Let's go play out of this.

[06:36:49] So the carry, yeah he had a game winner.

[06:36:51] Yeah I don't know about carries though.

[06:36:53] Nobody's ever been over time

[06:36:54] since I had three fucking goals.

[06:36:56] I got it, I got it, I got it.

[06:37:06] Yeah he misses the ball like a lot.

[06:37:10] But he's not as bad as Miliano.

[06:37:13] literally no one is as bad as me on the L.A. it's not even possible. open that open that

[06:37:18] oh that's on me I've got a score

[06:37:34] yeah I'm fucking salad! that's on me

[06:37:38] Yeah, that is on me, that is on me, that is on me.

[06:37:41] I should have just went to the ball.

[06:37:48] You go.

[06:37:53] Try bro.

[06:37:54] So he's not that bad.

[06:37:59] Oh my god, I'm so assed.

[06:38:02] I missed the ball.

[06:38:04] Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.

[06:38:07] Yes, Sully! Yes, Sully! Yes! Yes, Sully!

[06:38:14] We're gonna win, we're gonna win, we're gonna win. Alright, we've won this for top eight.

[06:38:19] Alright, let's get it on.

[06:38:26] Wrong song!

[06:38:27] I

[06:38:57] I would never fall in love with you until I found her

[06:39:05] I said I would never fall unless it's you

[06:39:10] I've fallen to you

[06:39:12] I've lost the feeling of darkness

[06:39:16] But then I found her

[06:39:19] I found you

[06:39:22] It's all a scam

[06:39:29] It's all a scam

[06:39:52] you

[06:40:22] you

[06:40:52] you

[06:41:22] you

[06:41:52] you

[06:42:22] You

[06:42:42] Get out sorry, please God yes, yes

[06:42:52] I don't think it's Sonic and Ariel, I'm not even kidding.

[06:43:04] I don't think he knows how to do Ariel.

[06:43:09] I mean bro, Loki that's my fault, I said Loki that's my fault.

[06:43:16] Please, please, please!

[06:43:33] Get out! Get out!

[06:43:34] Just a minute!

[06:44:05] I can't breathe, I can't breathe.

[06:44:12] That's game.

[06:44:19] Please.

[06:44:55] I will.

[06:44:59] Slow down, guys, go back.

[06:45:10] Slowly, can you go?

[06:45:11] Stop.

[06:45:18] God, stop.

[06:45:19] Yes!

[06:45:20] Yes!

[06:45:21] Silly, I fucking love you!

[06:45:26] Nice guys, good balance so far guys.

[06:45:33] We're in top 8.

[06:45:35] We're in top 8.

[06:45:37] Guys, that was absolutely insane.

[06:45:40] Legitimately.

[06:45:42] Top 8.

[06:45:44] Top 8.

[06:45:46] Nice guys.

[06:45:48] Man

[06:45:58] All you gotta do is win one more game and it's best of threes from here on out

[06:46:02] We're in top floor. We know guys. It's actually is tonight

[06:46:18] The music makes me mad.

[06:46:26] All we got to do, silly, is win this game and we're in top floor, Daphne. Please.

[06:46:36] Restart the song for every game. Okay. This song might be the math.

[06:46:41] Listen, I wanna link Jinx. You think I'm gonna get this.

[06:46:44] Jonathan if we win this game we're inside we follow

[06:46:50] What do I do what do I do what do I do what do I do what do I do what do I do what do I do

[06:46:58] When it does this what do I do?

[06:47:04] Should I restart neighbor this way restart or wait high-fives restart or wait restart away wait wait wait

[06:47:14] If this tournament ends like this, I swear to god I'm gonna lose my mind.

[06:47:19] Yo.

[06:47:23] Bro, if this tournament ends like this, I swear to god I'm gonna lose my fucking mind.

[06:47:30] Do I restart or wait? I need y'all to tell me what to do! Do I restart or wait?

[06:47:38] It won't, it's a glitch?

[06:47:41] Bro, if I fucking lose because of this shit.

[06:47:44] Child I'm saying is last time every seminar I've ever worked what is this just keep waiting

[06:47:56] okay are you absolutely positive it'll fix itself guys please I'm starting to pan it

[06:48:13] because I'm literally not reconnecting.

[06:48:15] I'm literally not reconnecting.

[06:48:23] It says the game's zero zero.

[06:48:25] Oh my God, yes.

[06:48:27] All right, guys.

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[06:51:43] You are cannot survive

[06:51:46] Without you there's no joy in my life

[06:51:50] Without you there's no joy in my life

[06:51:52] Just find that smile

[06:51:53] Kevin G. made this?

[06:51:54] With the world

[06:51:57] Why did you back in my life?

[06:52:01] Squat through old photos that come one

[06:52:05] You're always in the sun

[06:52:08] I play a cool but I still shake

[06:52:11] Oh, that's me.

[06:52:12] I can feel it.

[06:52:13] Your name is written on every heartbreak.

[06:52:18] Try to change the feeling when we're

[06:52:20] alive and Jesus.

[06:52:21] Bro, you're top, we're gonna be top four.

[06:52:24] Jack, we're gonna be top four.

[06:52:25] No matter what I feel soon.

[06:52:28] Without you, I cannot survive.

[06:52:32] Without you, I cannot survive.

[06:52:33] We're gonna be top four, guys.

[06:52:35] You're gonna die.

[06:52:36] We're gonna die.

[06:52:37] We're gonna die.

[06:52:38] We're gonna die.

[06:52:39] Oh my God.

[06:52:46] Chat, we are in the top four and our match is ready.

[06:53:03] We are in the top four and our match is ready.

[06:53:07] I'm number five in goes number two and say it's not bad not bad kid

[06:53:13] Top four oh in our matches already ready

[06:53:16] Our matches already ready lock in guys top four. This is best of three now

[06:53:20] Okay, a little bit more wiggle room to fuck up, but still let's just dial in

[06:53:37] This could be it, this could be it.

[06:53:50] Bro, Sony actually understands the kickoffs.

[06:53:55] Top 4.

[06:53:56] Guy, this is it.

[06:53:58] If we win this, we're in finals.

[06:54:21] Wanna demo?

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[06:57:28] This is the end of the video. Thanks for watching!

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[06:58:02] Yes!

[06:58:03] Come on, Sully, come on.

[06:58:05] Two minutes.

[06:58:07] Sully's good.

[06:58:08] Sully's 20 times better than Amelia.

[06:58:28] One more, one more.

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[06:59:24] Back in the semis

[06:59:54] Oh

[07:00:18] So damn it

[07:00:20] It's like as soon as I overcome it, the game depends every time and every tournament.

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[07:09:50] All right guys it all comes down to the third game.

[07:10:50] I think he's got a hot-o-play again.

[07:11:00] Oh, I got a bit.

[07:11:13] I

[07:11:43] I'll buy this damn damn son of a b***h

[07:11:47] I have to turn my head until my darkness goes

[07:11:53] I see a life of cars in there, out into the land

[07:11:59] With flowers and my loved ones never to come back

[07:12:05] I see you turn your head and quickly look away

[07:12:10] Not easy to follow baby, it just happens every day

[07:12:16] I look in the side of myself and see my mother's neglect

[07:12:22] I see my ritual of having a happy kid neglect

[07:12:28] Need to get out of the way, it's not in the face of facts

[07:12:34] Not easy to face enough with your whole world in fact.

[07:12:40] All over my place, I'm talking to the police.

[07:12:46] I could not foresee this thing happening for you.

[07:12:52] Oh, are you serious?

[07:12:54] If I look hard enough into the sunset sun,

[07:12:59] I don't feel left with me before the morning's upon me

[07:13:06] I see a red door and I walk in pain till the night

[07:13:12] No color's in me before I walk in to turn the light

[07:13:18] I see the girl from behind with thin lips on the floor

[07:13:24] I

[07:13:54] I don't know, I gave him three goals, I don't know what to say.

[07:14:19] I gave Sully three goals in 13 seconds and he couldn't score one of them.

[07:14:25] This is our last rope, that's the song.

[07:14:33] Last rope.

[07:14:45] I hate this kid so much.

[07:14:46] He's not standing so fucking mad.

[07:14:49] Fully, fully.

[07:14:51] Come on, Tommy, come on!

[07:14:53] I love this song!

[07:14:55] Come on, Joey!

[07:14:56] Chad, come on, it's time.

[07:14:57] Oh, that would have paced into the nap.

[07:15:02] Oh, it's going in.

[07:15:03] Jack, come on, it's stuck.

[07:15:05] I can put up to my mind that I was sick on bed.

[07:15:10] Oh, that would have been similar to that.

[07:15:13] And I'm messaging you from my eyes.

[07:15:16] I'm coming home.

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